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Kim returns to the Matheson home, where she discovers that her problems are far from over.

Palmer searches for an ally who will help him get a message out to CTU.

Tony and Michelle take Chappelle out of action when he hinders their efforts to help Jack.</desc>
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That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
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Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
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When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
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The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
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    <title>Lost &amp; Found - S06E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to rescue two roommates desperately trying to find a needle in a haystack at a landfill, and help a woman whose nightmare dream suddenly becomes a painful reality. Athena and Maddie team-up to find a missing boy in a crowded mall; Chimney debates if the time is right to propose to Maddie.</desc>
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    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Es Devlin: Stage Design - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Stage designer Es Devlin crafts evocative sets for concerts, operas, plays and runway shows using light, film, sculpture -- and even rain.</desc>
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    <title>Bjarke Ingels: Architecture - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Architect Bjarke Ingels unites function, fantasy and sustainability in “pragmatic utopian” designs like a clean power plant topped with a ski slope.</desc>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
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    <title>The Marriage Bank - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives – so that Dr. Ted must intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Gets Dumped - S03E27</title>
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    <title>The Swimming Pool (1) - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool -- until she starts sneaking over on her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Vast Difference (2) - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he's unable to admit he didn't go through with it</desc>
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    <title>A Hole in One - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
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    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
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    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
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    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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    <title>Sub-Station - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are temporarily assigned to a police sub-station at LAX. While there, they deal with a hostage situation between a flight attendant and a man desperate for the attention of a television producer, go undercover to intercept a drug shipment from Toledo, Ohio, and prevent a rape suspect from escaping on an outbound flight.</desc>
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    <title>Back-Up One L-20 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy tries to prove Sgt. MacDonald's innocence when he accidentally hits and kills a jaywalker while driving his police cruiser. Every witness on the sidewalk claims she was in the crosswalk, and the burglary suspect MacDonald is transporting is unmotivated to testify on his behalf. The truth proves to be far more complicated than the officers realized.</desc>
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    <title>Who Won? - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed work to curtail the rise in illegal street racing by working with the leaders of rival racing clubs and obtaining the legitimate use of a drag strip through a race promoter. Their work is threatened, along with an anticipated race between Reed and Officer Wells, when one of the racers resorts to sabotage.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
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    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
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    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
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    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
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    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183448 +0000" stop="20260509185814 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
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    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192118 +0000" stop="20260509194437 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
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    <title>The Rancher's Daughter - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The father of David's galpal owns a ranch with a well-stocked lake for fishing so Ozzie and his buddies wrangle an invitation.</desc>
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    <title>The Nelsons Decide to Move - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie decides that the family needs to move into an apartment and tries to convince them to follow his advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190027 +0000" stop="20260509192752 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David, the Sleuth - S08E07</title>
    <desc>David trails a man whom he believes is faking an injury in order to collect insurance money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192752 +0000" stop="20260509195528 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gas Station - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When the women's club takes over a gas station one weekend for charity, Ozzie, Darby and Joe are sure they'll be sweet talked into helping, and resolve to refuse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182115 +0000" stop="20260509184439 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184439 +0000" stop="20260509190805 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190805 +0000" stop="20260509193131 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193131 +0000" stop="20260509195457 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181644 +0000" stop="20260509184301 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184301 +0000" stop="20260509190918 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190918 +0000" stop="20260509193535 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181307 +0000" stop="20260509183842 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183902 +0000" stop="20260509192537 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a King - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Thinking he has nothing to lose, Tony contemplates trying heroin. He babysits his nephew and starts to bond -- just a bit -- with Sandy.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tony hires a sex worker -- but it's not what you think. A trip to the comedy club turns awkward. The nurse gives Tony a piece of her mind.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tony pushes back on Matt's idea to go on a blind date. Also, Tony makes an introduction and issues an uncharacteristic apology.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brian (finally) convinces Tony and company to visit his apartment for a story. Meanwhile, Matt receives a distressing call from his son's school.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Oda Nobunaga - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Oda Nobunaga launches a blood-soaked bid to seize power over central Japan. Watch the brilliant but brutal Samurai battle rival family members and ferocious warlords along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185321 +0000" stop="20260509193608 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seize Power/Retain Power - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With much of central Japan under his control, Nobunaga must now fight the powerful Buddhist armies that oppose his bid to rule the nation. Follow him through a monumental battle against his most dangerous rivals yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181030 +0000" stop="20260509190604 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190604 +0000" stop="20260509195922 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182427 +0000" stop="20260509184844 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184844 +0000" stop="20260509191154 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191154 +0000" stop="20260509193705 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180055 +0000" stop="20260509181817 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181817 +0000" stop="20260509185155 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185155 +0000" stop="20260509190734 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190734 +0000" stop="20260509192312 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192312 +0000" stop="20260509193851 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193851 +0000" stop="20260509195430 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183903 +0000" stop="20260509192136 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180445 +0000" stop="20260509185245 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagles - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a National Air Race show, Hawke and Dominic befriend an attractive pilot racer, unaware that she's being pursued by her boss and his henchmen after stealing some tapes that can prove that a new combat jet is too unstable to be flown – something that her boss is determined to cover up at any cost...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185245 +0000" stop="20260509194035 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie Oakley - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When "The Mongoose", a new laser weapon, is stolen, the thieves fall out, and one of them contacts The F.I.R.M. with hope of returning the weapon for reward. Archangel sends Hawke, with Dominic and Caitlin, to work undercover as stunt men at a travelling Wild West show where the man is hiding out, but when their contact is killed in a suspicious "accident", it's up to them to find out the whereabouts of the weapon for themselves before the thieves can sell it to foreign agents...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181628 +0000" stop="20260509184010 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184010 +0000" stop="20260509190353 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190353 +0000" stop="20260509192735 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192735 +0000" stop="20260509195118 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181439 +0000" stop="20260509183629 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183629 +0000" stop="20260509185814 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185814 +0000" stop="20260509191955 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191955 +0000" stop="20260509194238 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180212 +0000" stop="20260509182811 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Alexa agrees to speak at Lori's carnival - themes Stand Up to Cancer fundraiser, where Katie's coffee kiosk brews unexpected jealousy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182811 +0000" stop="20260509185504 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
    <desc>College acceptance letters are here. But did Alexa and Katie get into the same school? And why are things suddenly so weird between Alexa and Spencer?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185504 +0000" stop="20260509191945 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Senior prom is on Saturday, and Katie needs a date. (See also: the courage to tell Alexa something important.) Lori and Joe go overboard at game night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191945 +0000" stop="20260509195646 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The girls are finally graduating from high school and getting ready to leave home for college. But will they stay together or fo their separate ways?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180203 +0000" stop="20260509182554 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182554 +0000" stop="20260509184904 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - S04E18</title>
    <desc>ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184904 +0000" stop="20260509191203 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
    <desc>ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191203 +0000" stop="20260509193452 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Sandman - S04E20</title>
    <desc>ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193452 +0000" stop="20260509195843 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stayin' Alive - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180646 +0000" stop="20260509183208 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E22 - The Big Score - S07E22</title>
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  <programme start="20260509183208 +0000" stop="20260509185733 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E23 - Profit-Sharing Plan - S07E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260509185733 +0000" stop="20260509192306 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E24 - Apex - S07E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260509192306 +0000" stop="20260509194830 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E25 - The Last Remains - S07E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260509183026 +0000" stop="20260509191313 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Higher Echelon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After completing his first mission with Sydney, Marshall's life is placed in mortal danger. Meanwhile, Ariana Kane suspects Jack as being the prime suspect in the disappearance of Sloane's wife. Vaughn learns the truth about Jack's involvement in the murder of CIA agent Haladki and Sydney confides in Francie about her feelings for a fellow co-worker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191313 +0000" stop="20260509195534 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Getaway - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While Alliance counterintelligence head Ariana Kane tracks Sydney in order to catch her fugitive father, Jack elicits Irina's help in finding Sloane's blackmailer. Meanwhile, Sydney and Vaughn risk exposing their covers to SD-6 when they share a romantic dinner together while on a case in France.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181042 +0000" stop="20260509185443 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185443 +0000" stop="20260509194059 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181242 +0000" stop="20260509183423 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macho, Macho Mel - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183423 +0000" stop="20260509185617 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185617 +0000" stop="20260509191808 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Strikes Up the Band - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191808 +0000" stop="20260509194001 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix? - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183213 +0000" stop="20260509191352 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182159 +0000" stop="20260509184841 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184841 +0000" stop="20260509191425 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U Can't Crash This - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Justine scores an exclusive dinner invite, Skyler makes a major decision, and Veronica finds an unsettling surprise in her boyfriend’s apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191425 +0000" stop="20260509193653 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Too Nice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Joey teaches Justine a crucial business lesson, Wes learns about the pitfalls of collaboration. Meanwhile, Daevon brushes up on his manners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182615 +0000" stop="20260509190836 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time - S05E11</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to avoid one big life decision about his relationship with Olivia, Spencer decides to attend the Crenshaw combine with Jordan, even if it means having to avoid another big issue…being in the same place as Billy. Meanwhile, Layla clashes with her father over a decision she made about Keating Records, Olivia contends with success behind a pseudonym, Preach gets a surprise visit from Amina and Asher receives some life changing news. Despite how the day begins, no one is prepared for how it ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190836 +0000" stop="20260509195104 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected event rocks both the Beverly Hills and Crenshaw communities, they come together to support each other in an unexpected way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184009 +0000" stop="20260509192230 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181848 +0000" stop="20260509190419 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190419 +0000" stop="20260509194951 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180906 +0000" stop="20260509183232 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183232 +0000" stop="20260509185558 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185558 +0000" stop="20260509191922 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191922 +0000" stop="20260509194246 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181333 +0000" stop="20260509183915 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Is Cursed - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, but he begs off, complaining of a sore back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183915 +0000" stop="20260509190424 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith's Christmas Story - S04E15</title>
    <desc>During the Christmas holidays, Edith tries to hide the fact that she may have breast cancer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190424 +0000" stop="20260509193011 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike and Gloria Mix It Up - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Michael is put off by Gloria's romantic aggressiveness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193011 +0000" stop="20260509195533 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Feels Left Out - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to attend his own birthday party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181539 +0000" stop="20260509184000 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Montell Jordan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Search For Kevin   Superdude vs. Yogurl   Repairman In Space   Pierre Escargot   Show &amp; Tell   The Chicken Pox   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: Montell Jordan ("Baby, I Like")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184000 +0000" stop="20260509185911 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver Muirhead / Immature ft. Smooth &amp; Kel Mitchell - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Dance Crazy!   Good Burger: Health Inspection   Randy &amp; Andy   Pierre Escargot   The BIG Note   Vital Information   Miss Fingerly's Class (OLD after that still unfinished note) introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("Watch Me Do My Thang")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185911 +0000" stop="20260509192332 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Cake   Ishboo House Call   Island Girls: Didi   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Substitute Teachers   Pierre introduces Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("Tell Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192332 +0000" stop="20260509194753 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyra Banks / Blackstreet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's Prank   Good Burger: Fantasy Ed   Ask Ashley   Class Cowboy   Peter &amp; Flem    Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Blackstreet ("No Diggity")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180417 +0000" stop="20260509182557 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182557 +0000" stop="20260509184739 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184739 +0000" stop="20260509190812 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180149 +0000" stop="20260509180654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180654 +0000" stop="20260509181159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181159 +0000" stop="20260509181704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181704 +0000" stop="20260509182212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182212 +0000" stop="20260509182717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182717 +0000" stop="20260509183222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183222 +0000" stop="20260509183727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183727 +0000" stop="20260509184232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184232 +0000" stop="20260509184736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184736 +0000" stop="20260509185240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185240 +0000" stop="20260509185748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185748 +0000" stop="20260509190256 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190256 +0000" stop="20260509190804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190804 +0000" stop="20260509191312 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191312 +0000" stop="20260509191816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191816 +0000" stop="20260509192321 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192321 +0000" stop="20260509192826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192826 +0000" stop="20260509193334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193334 +0000" stop="20260509193839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193839 +0000" stop="20260509194347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194347 +0000" stop="20260509194852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194852 +0000" stop="20260509195400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195400 +0000" stop="20260509195905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181625 +0000" stop="20260509190602 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190602 +0000" stop="20260509195954 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181447 +0000" stop="20260509183759 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183759 +0000" stop="20260509190035 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190035 +0000" stop="20260509192049 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192049 +0000" stop="20260509194221 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194221 +0000" stop="20260509195227 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180405 +0000" stop="20260509181520 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Night Out - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Dave discovers he's not too good at roughing it outdoors when he goes on a day hike with the Chipettes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181520 +0000" stop="20260509182634 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tables Turned - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Alvin pranks Simon with a trick website, the chipettes prank Alvin back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182634 +0000" stop="20260509183748 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Animal - S03E35</title>
    <desc>When Dave has Simon clean out some of his experiments, they end up in the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183748 +0000" stop="20260509184902 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Getaway - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Dave takes the boys to a cabin in the woods for the weekend, but has made it perfectly clear to Alvin that he cannot mention anything about the cabin being haunted, citing a previous incident where Alvin's teasing gave Theodore a complex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184902 +0000" stop="20260509190016 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Alone - S03E37</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Brittany get locked in school together and fear there may be a ghost haunting the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190016 +0000" stop="20260509191130 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came From Outer Space - S03E38</title>
    <desc>Alvin passes off a rock he found on the ground as a meteor for a science project and gets some unwanted attention</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191130 +0000" stop="20260509192244 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza Dash - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Simon creates a drone that can not only deliver pizzas, but has the ability to learn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192244 +0000" stop="20260509193358 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glory Days - S03E40</title>
    <desc>Alvin worries that the munks are responsible for making Dave boring when they find out he used to be a rock star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193358 +0000" stop="20260509194512 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Switcharoo - S03E41</title>
    <desc>Theodore's teddy bear is bear-napped, forcing the boys to work with Officer Dangus to get him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194512 +0000" stop="20260509195626 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paperboy - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Alvin starts stealing the morning paper to sell at school, but Dave blames the paperboy and refuses to pay up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180213 +0000" stop="20260509182335 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182335 +0000" stop="20260509184700 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184700 +0000" stop="20260509190831 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190831 +0000" stop="20260509193247 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193247 +0000" stop="20260509200017 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181420 +0000" stop="20260509185746 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Safe and Don't Hit a Cow - S22E07</title>
    <desc>Teams are caught in an African speed trap jeopardizing their future on the Race, and for the first time, Racers put their skills to the test when asked to water ski with crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185746 +0000" stop="20260509194110 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Cheese Is Out of Control - S22E08</title>
    <desc>Teams race through Switzerland where they grapple with giant wheels of cheese in a return to a classic Race challenge "Switchback," and Racers are on the edge when they dangle thousands of feet in the air traversing the north face of Eiger mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180008 +0000" stop="20260509193555 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181825 +0000" stop="20260509184209 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184209 +0000" stop="20260509190511 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190511 +0000" stop="20260509192731 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192731 +0000" stop="20260509195122 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181057 +0000" stop="20260509182235 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intelligence - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin argue with the Internet and make him mad. So mad in fact that he seeks to wipe out humanity and, while doing so, malfunctions! The whole of Elmore is plunged into a time before technology. It's actually pretty nice. Will Gumball and Darwin decide to leave the internet unplugged?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182235 +0000" stop="20260509183413 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Potion - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Hector is unhappy with his height, so the kids try to use Mrs. Jötunheim's potions to shrink him, but it goes terribly wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183413 +0000" stop="20260509184549 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spinoffs - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A sketch show about what "The Amazing World of Gumball" would be like if one replaced Gumball with someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184549 +0000" stop="20260509185727 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Transformation - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's family argues about being in or out of their shells. Gumball unwillingly tells vague stories to help them settle their dispute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185727 +0000" stop="20260509190905 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Understanding - S06E23</title>
    <desc>There's a new kid at school but nobody can understand a thing he is saying. Gumball and Darwin try different ways to figure out what's going on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190905 +0000" stop="20260509191954 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ad - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons turn their home into a BnB in an attempt to raise some extra cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191954 +0000" stop="20260509193044 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghouls - S06E25</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Elmore. As the kids go trick or treating we see what everyone in town is up to. The ghosts and ghouls are finding it increasingly difficult to scare children, and are only scaring part-time. Can Gumball and Darwin help them get their scare back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193044 +0000" stop="20260509194210 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stink - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to put Mr. Small's eco-friendly principles to the test but it doesn't quite go as planned. Mr. Small disappears after deciding to leave the modern world behind. But on the plus side they discover that the Great Stink-Ape of Elmore Woods is definitely not extinct.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194210 +0000" stop="20260509195337 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awareness - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to convince Leslie he's an expert on all things plant-related. However, when Leslie realizes Gumball hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, he decides to call his bluff. An escalation of dangerous dares and stunts ensue as they try to out-plant each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180819 +0000" stop="20260509185143 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>POW / MIA Bike 1 - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Assassination of Monica Lewinsky - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Smooshed: A Love Story - S19E12</title>
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    <title>The Fast and the Spurious - S19E13</title>
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    <title>A League of His Own - S19E14</title>
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    <title>I Heard You Wanna Buy Some Speakers - S19E16</title>
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    <title>Chapter 7 - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Chapter 8 - S06E08</title>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Qualifiers 3 - S15E02</title>
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    <title>Pick or Treat - S2013E26</title>
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    <title>Dani Smells a Rat Rod - S2013E27</title>
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    <title>Rare Restoration - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Games of Skill and Chance - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Climax - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam follow a lead that could reveal the vandal’s primary target, and a new theory gives them hope that they may finally solve the case.</desc>
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    <title>Clean Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Peter is forced to reckon with his actions and attempts to learn lessons in the aftermath of the documentary. But the investigation might not be over.</desc>
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    <title>Travel Agents - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Crazy Cats, Nincompoop Corner, and Prank You Very Much - S32E10</title>
    <desc>Check out pranks, including a wife who scares her husband by pretending she cut her finger, funny reactions of kids to face filters, crazy cats, and a mom who discovers a diaper cream disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Dogs Walking Backward, Boneheads, and $100,000 competition - S32E11</title>
    <desc>A look at 10 of the season's best videos as they compete to win a $100,000 cash prize, plus a tribute to dogs walking backwards and boneheads.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sophie's suspicions crystallize after James discloses more details of that fateful night at Oxford. An apprehensive Kate awaits the verdict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182727 +0000" stop="20260509191130 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The NASA Connection - S04E05</title>
    <desc>NASA scientists, former astronauts and secret government files all point to the conclusion that there has been contact with extraterrestrial life in the past. Researchers examine this and other recent scientific evidence that may provide proof of alien contact in both the recent and ancient past.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery of Puma Punku - S04E06</title>
    <desc>At nearly 14,000 years old, the ruins of Puma Punku are the oldest and most baffling on the face of the Earth. No one knows who designed and built this complex of sophisticated inter-locking blocks, and then vanished. Researchers investigate the ruins on-location in Peru and present new computer analyses. Forensic evidence on the ground, together with local myths and legends, suggest this site may have been designed and even once inhabited by a species of extraterrestrials.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182825 +0000" stop="20260509190104 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy of the Sages - S01E05</title>
    <desc>At Göbekli Tepe, the oldest known megalith in the world, Graham questions if simple hunter-gatherers alone could have built such an advanced structure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190104 +0000" stop="20260509193432 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Lost Civilization - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Graham visits ancient mounds in North America and wonders if they contain astronomical significance — or even warnings of an apocalyptic climate event.</desc>
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    <title>Andy and Barney in the Big City - S02E25</title>
    <desc>While on a trip to Raleigh, Andy and Barney find themselves swept into an adventure involving a jewel thief being watched by a hotel detective.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183757 +0000" stop="20260509190303 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee invents an imaginary beau so that Andy can be free to concentrate on finding a wife for himself. But when it comes time to produce her boyfriend in person, Bee must scramble to find an actual contender.</desc>
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    <title>Three's a Crowd - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Andy's attempts to date county nurse Mary Simpson are constantly thwarted by an unwanted third wheel -- Barney -- who continually interferes with their courtship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192829 +0000" stop="20260509195324 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bookie Barber - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Floyd's dreams of expanding his haircutting business seem to be coming true when semi-retired barber Bill Medwin offer to come on board. But what Floyd doesn't realize is that his new barber is actually a bookie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183515 +0000" stop="20260509191559 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somnambulist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a killer stalks the L.A. streets using a mark that Angelus once used, Angel must face the possibility that he is committing the murders in his sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191559 +0000" stop="20260509195710 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expecting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a one-night stand, Cordelia wakes up to find herself extremely pregnant with something extremely unnatural.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181445 +0000" stop="20260509183855 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Dag Nite! - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dag buys an Easy-Clone oven at a garage sale, much to Norb's amusement. He knows the toy really only makes lame plastic duplicates of things. Frustrated, Dag ignores the directions, and in no time Norb has to deal with a dam jammed with duplicate Dags.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183855 +0000" stop="20260509190308 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat Chance - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Beavers' annual winter bulk-up gets derailed when Dag's hyper metabolism won't let him put on weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190308 +0000" stop="20260509192717 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dag in the Mirror - S04E04</title>
    <desc>All is vanity when Dag takes Norb's words to heart that unless you love yourself others can't love you. Dag rides his goofy vain train beyond what even narcissistic Norb could imagine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192717 +0000" stop="20260509195128 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canucks Amuck - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When two Canadian beavers claim the Beavers' pond for Canada, the boys are forced into a goofy competition to reclaim what's rightfully theirs, eh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180044 +0000" stop="20260509180329 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Tree Standing - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Oh, Christmas tree. OH! THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!</desc>
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    <title>Happy Hippy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the pigs are constantly ruffling Red's feathers, it takes a special kind of bird to calm his inner beast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180614 +0000" stop="20260509180900 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind the Pony - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Bomb go for a rescue mission in the heart of Pig City, but when the dust settles who is left to clean up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180900 +0000" stop="20260509181145 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Tilda - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Can the pigs get away with secretly replacing Matilda with a robot look-alike? Surely not – for very long.</desc>
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    <title>King of the Ring - S03E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig thinks he can go head to head with Piggy Island’s most renowned wrestler. Will he hold his own, or will he get thrown around like a rag doll?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181430 +0000" stop="20260509181715 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The truth is out there. Unfortunately for Chuck, so are The Blues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181715 +0000" stop="20260509182000 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battling Butlers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Being a good butler requires refined taste and an impeccable sense of etiquette. And then there is King Pig’s butler.</desc>
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    <title>Eggshaustion - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Chuck will not rest until every single egg is safe. Every last one of them.</desc>
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    <title>Short and Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The taller pigs get to have all the fun! Unfortunately, this little piggy has none.</desc>
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    <title>Hocus Porcus - S03E20</title>
    <desc>This piggy magician can make cakes vanish into thin air! Who would do such a thing?!</desc>
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    <title>Romance in a Bottle - S03E21</title>
    <desc>King Pig trades gifts with a secret admirer, but when sending a message in a bottle, you never know who is going to get it. Get it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183130 +0000" stop="20260509183415 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Movie night is ruined by a destroyed film, but King Pig must know how the movie ends! This is where it all gets a bit too real.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183415 +0000" stop="20260509183700 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalker - S03E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig is a master mess maker, but he just might have messed with the wrong piggy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183700 +0000" stop="20260509183945 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Chucked - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows Bomb the bird, but when it comes to photobombs, another member of the flock steals the spotlight. Hint: He’s really fast, full of himself, and yellow – rhymes with pluck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183945 +0000" stop="20260509184230 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bake On! - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A student pig stumbles upon a cake recipe that drives King Pig wild. Does Piggy Island have a new chef pig?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184230 +0000" stop="20260509184515 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Hoggers - S03E26</title>
    <desc>When King Pig discards his damaged teddy bear, he instantly regrets it. He must have it back at all cost!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184515 +0000" stop="20260509184800 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuck Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Chuck accidentally knocks Red off a precipice, the race is on to save him before he hits rock bottom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184800 +0000" stop="20260509185047 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's My Crown? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When King Pig loses his crown while rushing to buy candy apples, the other pigs assume he is a regular pig and treat him badly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185047 +0000" stop="20260509185334 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Chuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chuck puts the Blues through their paces on a military training course, but who will come out on top?</desc>
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    <title>Another Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a special day for one of the Minion Pigs, but do the other Pigs know, or even care?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185622 +0000" stop="20260509185907 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Sounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Birds are thrilled when the Eggs start to speak, but who are the hatchlings going to take after?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185907 +0000" stop="20260509190154 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Talent - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's talent show time in Pig City, but with King Pig as judge the contestants have a lot to be nervous about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190154 +0000" stop="20260509190441 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cordon Bleugh! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will any of the Birds pluck up the courage to tell Matilda what they really think of her culinary skills?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190441 +0000" stop="20260509190728 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A disguised Minion Pig manages to infiltrate the Blues, but will the little Angry Birds fall for his ruse?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190728 +0000" stop="20260509191016 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do as I Say! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Matilda tries to teach the Blues how to behave, but will she be as good as her word when the Pigs attack?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191016 +0000" stop="20260509191301 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Duty - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Red's away, the other Birds think it's their chance to play...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191301 +0000" stop="20260509191548 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slingshot 101 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Red teaches the Blues a lesson when he finds them messing around with the Slingshot, but he soon finds the boot on the other foot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191548 +0000" stop="20260509191833 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder Chuck - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Chuck is on guard duty during a heavy storm, but doesn't want Red to find out that he's scared of lightning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191833 +0000" stop="20260509192120 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gardening with Terence - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Terence casts an ominous shadow over Matilda's flower beds. Can she get him to move before her prize blooms wilt?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192120 +0000" stop="20260509192407 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dopeys on a Rope - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Pigs try to steal the eggs while on a rope, but will the Blues defeat them?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192407 +0000" stop="20260509192652 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trojan Egg - S01E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig launches an airbone attack on the birds,will the birds fall in his disguise?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192652 +0000" stop="20260509192938 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Blues are left alone with the nest, something always goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192938 +0000" stop="20260509193225 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193225 +0000" stop="20260509193512 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193512 +0000" stop="20260509193757 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193757 +0000" stop="20260509194044 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Birds are fed up with speedster Chuck winning every race, so they unleash their secret weapon, Terrence!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194044 +0000" stop="20260509194332 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194332 +0000" stop="20260509194619 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194619 +0000" stop="20260509194906 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194906 +0000" stop="20260509195153 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509195153 +0000" stop="20260509195440 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
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    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The minion pigs caged an another minion pig in the jail, but Terence is there! How will the pig escape out of the jail?</desc>
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    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
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    <title>Margin of Terror - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Grizzly bears, big cats, wild dogs and reptiles take center stage as we reveal the crucial moments that make the difference between death and survival for some of the world’s deadliest predators.</desc>
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    <title>Dare or Die - S05E01</title>
    <desc>From the Arctic Circle to the rivers of Africa, animals fight tooth and claw to win food, territory and the right to mate.</desc>
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    <title>The Cat and the Fiddle - S01E38</title>
    <desc>In 1690's Italy, a violin maker named Stradivarius takes a stray Rita, but not Runt, to live with him. Stradivarius hopes to use Rita to make violin strings. When Runt finds out, he rescues Rita and destroys Stradivarius's violins in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pavlov's Mice - S01E39</title>
    <desc>In turn of the century Russia, Pinky and the Brain are conditioned to respond in strange ways to the sound of bells. Brain plans to take over the world by stealing the crown jewels of Russia. Unfortunately, his conditioning prevents him from successfully getting the jewels.</desc>
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    <title>Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov - S01E40</title>
    <desc>In New York, Chicken Boo is mistaken for a ballet dancer and dances in a performance of Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake".</desc>
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    <title>Nothing but the Tooth - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Rasputin has been hypnotizing Russian Czar Nicholas II for a number of years. Unfortunately, he has a toothache and needs a dentist. The Warners arrive and pull out all of Rasputin's teeth. Without his teeth, he can no longer hypnotize the Czar and is quickly fired.</desc>
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    <title>Meatballs or Consequences - S01E42</title>
    <desc>In Sweden, Wakko enters a meatball eating contest and eats too many meatballs. He is declared dead by Death. Yakko and Dot must play checkers with Death to stop Wakko from being taken to the ever after.</desc>
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    <title>A Moving Experience - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Flavio and Marita head to New York in order to find a trendy new place to live. A zoologist who is pretending to be a real estate agent tries to convince them to stay in the jungle. He shows them a number of run down apartments. Ultimately, the Hip Hippos move to New York, but they move their jungle with them.</desc>
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    <title>Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago - S01E44</title>
    <desc>On a train to Gettysburg, the Warners help Abraham Lincoln write the opening of the Gettysburg Address.</desc>
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    <title>Wakko's America - S01E45</title>
    <desc>In a Jeopardy style game in the teacher's classroom, Wakko has to name the 50 states and their capitals. He sings an enitre song with everything right but he forgets to answer in the form of a question.</desc>
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    <title>Davy Omelette - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Chicken Boo is mistaken for Davy Omelette the frontiersman. He helps a number of pioneers who are being attacked by a bear.</desc>
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    <title>The Flame - S01E47</title>
    <desc>The flame on a candle tells the story of how it witnesses the beginnings of the United States.</desc>
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    <title>Hearts of Twilight - S01E48</title>
    <desc>A crazy movie director is millions of dollars overbudget and the CEO of Warner Brothers sends the Warners out to stop him. They help him finish his movie "The Wretched Clown".</desc>
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    <title>The Boids - S01E49</title>
    <desc>The Goodfeathers are hired as stunt birds for an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie. They try to keep their jobs, but the move shoot turns out to be harder than they expected.</desc>
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    <title>Guardin' the Garden - S01E50</title>
    <desc>God makes Adam and Eve and tells them not to eat the fruit that comes from the tree of knowledge. Slappy Squirrel, however, lives in the tree of knowledge. When evil snake tries to tempt Adam and Eve, Slappy is in charge of guarding the fruit and stopping the snake.</desc>
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    <title>A Mind of Its Own - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On an expedition to a mysterious moon, Sasha attempts to make first contact with a second artifact as Niko and Cas get brutally honest with each other.</desc>
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    <title>I Think We're Alone Now - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Niko races against the clock to save her ship and crew, she remembers the first time she met Cas. Sasha fears his mental state is deteriorating.</desc>
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    <title>French Polynesia - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tahiti is the picture of paradise, but there's more to Tahiti that just pretty beaches. Tony travels through French Polynesia, trying to discover the darker secrets tourists never see.</desc>
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    <title>Cleveland - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Michael Ruhlman convinces Tony to visit Cleveland, he's not expecting to like it at all. However, he soon finds that he has more in common with the town than he first thought.</desc>
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    <title>Star Studded Xmas Spectacular (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Shake, Meatwad and Carl present deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.</desc>
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    <title>Star Studded Xmas Spectacular (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of the deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen movie, hosted by Master Shake.</desc>
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    <title>Dickesode - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A fast food restaurant's rip-and-win contest awards Carl the prize of genital mutilation.</desc>
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    <title>Hand Banana - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens' new genetically engineered dog is friendly with Carl.</desc>
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    <title>Party All the Time - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Andrew W.K. guest stars in this very special episode about tragedy, courage and ultimately, redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Global Grilling - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Shake purchases an environmentally unfriendly grill.</desc>
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    <title>Grim Reaper Gutters - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Tera Patrick eats corndogs while the Grim Reaper tries to sell somebody gutters.</desc>
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    <title>Moonajuana - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Mooninites return and this time they're determined to cure Shake's glaucoma.</desc>
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    <title>Blackbird - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ken and Emma reconcile but Emma wants to find Charlie. At the expense of Charmain's career, Hodiak is determined to find the truth behind Bunchy's murder. Meanwhile, Shafe sees an old friend at rehab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180042 +0000" stop="20260509184013 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch It All Burn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Piltover ready for war, the Undercity weighs its options. Jinx lies low and plots her next move. A pivotal conversation takes place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184013 +0000" stop="20260509192020 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finally Got the Name Right - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Caitlyn doubles down on her hunt for Jinx. Ambessa accepts a fateful meeting. Changes in Zaun lead to a shocking discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192020 +0000" stop="20260509195926 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paint the Town Blue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As rumors of Jinx's return swirl, Ambessa pursues her target with renewed enthusiasm. Jinx and Sevika go undercover and into the belly of the beast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180715 +0000" stop="20260509182946 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colt Express - S12E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious stranger and a scavenger hunt helps Archer and the gang get a jump on their enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182946 +0000" stop="20260509185342 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Difficult - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Archer is trapped inside IIA headquarters and Barry is trapped inside Other Barry.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Con - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Free drinks, party rooms and swag bags are just a few of the things the gang is not enjoying at the world’s foremost spy convention, Clandesti-con!</desc>
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    <title>Operation: Fang - S13E02</title>
    <desc>Gillette is in charge of a creepy crawly mission in a tropical jungle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180718 +0000" stop="20260509183129 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Can-Do - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Crackridge's new resident dinosaur has a hard time fitting in.</desc>
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    <title>The Mall Walkers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald stumbles upon a crime in progress while trapped in the mall overnight.</desc>
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    <title>Treasured Tattoo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A whale's tattooed map inspires Archibald to go on a treasure hunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191951 +0000" stop="20260509194402 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compost Elf - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The streets get trashy when Archibald misinforms folks about compost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180632 +0000" stop="20260509182714 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Video - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Lonely Barney enlists the help of a video dating service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182714 +0000" stop="20260509184756 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Promotion - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After using CPR to save his uncle's life, Gary is considered for partnership in the family law firm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184756 +0000" stop="20260509190837 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Women - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Archie takes Stephanie to visit her wealthy grandmother. But when the truck fails to start, Archie becomes an unwanted supper guest at her home. Stephanie looks to her grandmother for answers about her mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190837 +0000" stop="20260509192921 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Relief Bartender - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Archie reluctantly hires a woman bartender to help out Harry.But when he fires her because he is unhappy with having a lady bartender she files a discrimination lawsuit against Archie.Gary advises Archie to give her the job back.</desc>
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    <title>The Red Herring - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Archie is shocked and angered when he finds out his close friend, Mr. Van Ranseleer, may have been a member of the communist party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185322 +0000" stop="20260509193956 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferryman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The veil drops from a cursed film's origins. At the Vos Mansion in 1924, Iris recruits Rose for a blood ritual. Dan knows he must find Anabelle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181059 +0000" stop="20260509183526 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Pinball Wizard - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ross, a mischievous kid, goes to the mall where his old habits sometimes get the best of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183526 +0000" stop="20260509191943 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Final Wish - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jill is a thirteen year old that still loves things her peers have grown out of, such as unicorns and fairy tales.  One night she wishes that she could be in a fairy tale world forever.  After her wish is granted, she finds that living in a fairy tale isn't as happy as she'd once imagined.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Midnight Madness - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An old movie theater has two weeks before they close down for good.  Ever since the multiplex came into town, the older movie theater has made less than six dollars per day. All of a sudden, the mysterious Dr. Vink appears and offers them a horror movie he made decades ago.  He promises the owner and his staff that his movie would save them from closing down and it works!  Dr. Vink's horror movie, Nosferatu: The Demon Vampire, starts attracting more than fifty people a night. The staff wonders what attracts people to this film and unfortunately they find out.  The terrifying vampire jumps out of the movie and into the real world where it can have all the victims it wants.  Now the staff must pull the plug on the movie before it gets out of hand!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183641 +0000" stop="20260509191904 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disbanded - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Diggle and Felicity are shocked by Oliver’s decision to call on the Bratva to help take down Prometheus. Concerned the Bratva may overstep, Diggle has a hard conversation with Oliver about what happens if things go south. Meanwhile, Felicity learns something shocking at Helix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181907 +0000" stop="20260509184539 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baseball Blues - S16E12</title>
    <desc>George can't wait to play baseball.</desc>
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    <title>Buster's Book Battle - S16E14</title>
    <desc>Buster starts reading books in order to earn points to win prizes.</desc>
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    <title>Fern and the Case of the Stolen Story - S16E16</title>
    <desc>Suffering from a case of writers' block, Fern begins to copy some of Ladonna's stories.</desc>
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    <title>The House Next Door - S06E06</title>
    <desc>While spending an evening at home everyone is startled by noises coming from the empty house next door. Jean calls the police but, its just the ex owner getting some boxes he had left. The young police officer who shows up to investigate takes a liking to Sandy and asks her out. Jean gets news that Penny and Stephen are looking to buy the house next door. Alistair has a plan to buy the house so they don't have to deal with Penny and Stephen as neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>A Surprise for Jean - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jean tells Lionel that she wants him to surprise her more. So Alistair suggests Lionel surprise Jean with a trip. However it turns out not to be the easiest thing to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191316 +0000" stop="20260509194146 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon? - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Jean suspects that Lionel is going deaf. But despite the fact that he clearly can't hear very much, Lionel resists going to a doctor. Meanwhile, he becomes convinced that Jean is having problems with her eyes, and sets about solving this dilemma.</desc>
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    <title>Booth Three - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ruby gives birth to a form of evil and disguises herself to bond with Brandy. Kelly returns with a friend who is leading the search for The One to defeat The Dark One, while Ash realizes evil is out to get his daughter.</desc>
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    <title>Apparently Dead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ruby reveals herself to Ash as she tries to strengthen her bond with Brandy to defeat The Prophesized One; Pablo and Dalton continue to spar, unsure of one another.</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished Business - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Brock warns Ash of an otherworldly hurricane brewing; Ash and Pablo make a discovery at the hardware store; Kelly and Brandy face a familiar foe.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A severed hand is sent to Fenchurch station. Discovering that several women have been murdered, Alex decides to join the dating agency they all used. Alex tries to discover the truth about Sam Tyler's death, but Gene is obstructive.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gene and the rest of CID are feeling the pressure to stop a series of politically motivated arson attacks in the lead up to the 1983 General Election, after a military compound and a polling station are set alight. DCI Jim Keats announces his plans to monitor the way Hunt and his team work while trying to turn each member of of the team against Gene. Elsewhere, Alex continues to mount her investigation into what really happened to Sam Tyler in 1980 and is struggling to work out why she is being haunted by the young police officer.</desc>
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    <title>Where Do Planets Come From? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The 'Bots blast off into outer space to learn how planets are made -- and what they're made of. Zoe Saldana guest-stars as an astronomy professor.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>No two people are exactly alike, thanks to a little thing called DNA. Reggie Watts guest-stars as a nurse who explains it all.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181410 +0000" stop="20260509183712 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma Time, Second Period - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Karma must use his head to get past a formidable foe. Nagisa goes undercover as the E Class continues to sneak its way to the hotel's top floor.</desc>
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    <title>XX Time - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The students take on one last assassin opponent before meeting the shadowy figure who's holding the virus remedy hostage in exhange for Koro Sensei.</desc>
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    <title>Nagisa Time - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Before Nagisa completely gives into his anger, Terasaka throws a stun-gun at him, urging him not to become a murderer and think about what's truly important. Despite being heavily beaten by Takaoka, Nagisa uses what he learned from Lovro to perform his secret technique; shocking Takaoka with a sudden clap before using the stun-gun Terasaka gave him to bring him to his knees, leaving him with the smile he fears so much before shocking him unconscious. Afterwards, the three assassins from earlier reveal the virus they used is nothing more than an enhanced food-poisoning bug that will wear off eventually, as they didn't agree with Takaoka's methods. The next day, after the affected students recover from their symptoms and Koro-sensei emerges from his crystallized state, the students makes the most of the remainder of their vacation before returning to school for the second term of their assassination classroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192316 +0000" stop="20260509194619 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Festival Time - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Koro Sensei and his students try some matchmaking at the end of their island trip. Class 3-E's eventful summer ends with a taste of pure festival fun.</desc>
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    <title>Stay in Your Lane - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tyson returns home amid talks of an audacious deal, before his appearance at BoxFest. A furious Paris and John weigh up the risks of a comeback bout.</desc>
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    <title>Cat's Out of the Bag - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With the kids off school for summer, the family heads to Doncaster Racecourse to cheer on Tyson's horse. Later, Venezuela's love life hits the headlines.</desc>
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    <title>Three Weddings and a...Blazing Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Third time's a charm for Tyson and Paris as they prepare to say "I do" in Nice with the kids. John declines the trip — and the offer to be best man.</desc>
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    <title>Firing Line (3) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>General Stockwell interferes with the plans of Murdock and Frankie to free the rest of the A-Team before the Army can execute them.</desc>
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    <title>The Most Atlanta - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Woooh chile, Atl is the GHETTO these days. I’m thinking about moving to Miami where it’s safe. Leave all my exes on read.</desc>
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    <title>The Homeliest Little Horse - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We got grown men out here being this petty. Y’all really need therapy. I don’t cuz I already know what’s wrong with me.</desc>
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    <title>Born 2 Die - S04E03</title>
    <desc>I’m tired of all these old heads hating, just let me listen to my Italian drill music and blue eyed trap in peace. Y’all can listen to D’Angelo or whatever.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Hear His Heartbeat: The Struggle for Trost (4) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Armin comes up with a risky plan that pits Titan against Titan as the abandoned cadets attempt to take back their headquarters. Getting into the building might be possible, but getting out alive and refueled will mean facing more of the giants.</desc>
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    <title>Whereabouts of His Left Arm: The Struggle for Trost (5) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A miraculous return is met with anger and fear. Cannons are fixed on Eren as he struggles to remember what happened to him inside the belly of a Titan and how he ended up as humankind's enemy. One question is all that matters: is Eren human or Titan?</desc>
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    <title>Response: The Struggle for Trost (6) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cadets respond to Eren's terrifying transformation with doubt and fear as he struggles to understand it himself. If Armin can't talk the commander into using Eren's newfound powers for the good of humankind, all hope of stopping the Titans might be lost.</desc>
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    <title>Idol: The Struggle for Trost (7) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Plans are made to use Eren's Titan powers to seal the hole in the wall in an attempt reclaim Trost. But with the government's bloodstained history and vocal dissenters in the military ranks, the biggest threat to humankind may not be the Titans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181026 +0000" stop="20260509184157 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julia Says - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sam decides to update his look. Casey learns a family secret. Feeling like her family no longer needs her, Elsa seeks attention elsewhere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184157 +0000" stop="20260509191447 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nice Neutral Smell - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a classmate shows interest in him, Sam makes a list of pros and cons to see whether she's girlfriend material. Casey gets a prestigious offer.</desc>
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    <title>That's My Sweatshirt - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sam becomes rattled after Paige invades his bedroom. Casey visits Clayton Prep and gets a taste of what life away from her brother would be like.</desc>
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    <title>Another Country - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's discovered that Thornley Manor is a listed building, so the lads are forced to stop work.    Arthur Pringle throws everyone out of the pub after he catches Wayne in bed with his daughter.</desc>
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    <title>A Home from Home - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The lads can't find accommodation because Arthur Pringle has 'put the word out' about them. They have to 'rough it' in Thornley Manor. Then they find an amateur video showing sexy goings on at the Manor - with Arthur Pringle as one of the stars.</desc>
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    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
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    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
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    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
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    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
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    <title>Seniors &amp; Señors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The foursome's plans to enjoy their senior year together are put on hold when Austin learns that he's a credit short.</desc>
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    <title>Homework &amp; Hidden Talents - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ally wants to prove to Austin that she can unlock the hidden musical talent of a new student.</desc>
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    <title>Duos &amp; Deception - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Trish books Billie and Bobbie of "The Billie and Bobbie Show," a famous brother and sister duo, to talk and perform with the students of the A&amp;A Music Factory. Meanwhile, when a code inspector comes to look at the music school and threatens to shut it down, the foursome learns the famous duo have ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bells &amp; Wacky Birds - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Austin and Ally are paired together in Home Ec, they get to imagine life together as a married couple. Meanwhile, Trish helps Dez book a job directing a commercial.</desc>
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    <title>The Biggest Game in Town - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Automan and Walter attend a computer game convention where they must track down Ronald Tilson, a computer genius who has programmed computers to cause disasters that will kill people unless he gets $10 million dollars.</desc>
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    <title>The Beach - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Zuko, Azula, Mai and Ty Lee take a vacation to ember island. In the process, they come to learn more about themselves and each other as well as their desires for the future. Elsewhere, Aang and others face off against a new adversary.</desc>
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    <title>The Avatar and the Firelord - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The tale of Avatar Roku and Fire Lord Sozin is revealed to Aang and Zuko by different sources.  Both learn about themselves and are shown the origins of the war.</desc>
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    <title>The Runaway - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Katara expresses her disapproval to Toph's new way to make quick cash, the group finds her too motherly and tension grows between Katara and Toph. When Katara finally decides to participate in this scam to disprove Toph's accusations, they are left vulnerable and are forced to face the dire consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppetmaster - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The gang investigates the bizarre disappearances taking place within an eerie town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181714 +0000" stop="20260509183950 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Against A.I.M. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An armorless Iron Man fights A.I.M.'s latest creation, the Technovore, while A.I.M. goes up against Captain America, Black Panther, and War Machine in an effort to steal the armored avenger's armor.</desc>
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    <title>Acts of Vengeance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Enchantress, after being betrayed by Zemo, seeks revenge on her former teammates, leaving the Avengers in the middle of a clash between supervillains.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Kree Empire - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An alien warrior race known as the Kree visits Earth to make a final decision regarding whether to add Earth to the ever-expanding Kree empire or obliterate it.</desc>
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    <title>To Steal an Ant-Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ant-Man's suit goes missing, and Hank's quest to find his armor before someone gets hurt lands him in the clutches of the supervillain Crossfire.</desc>
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    <title>Never Trust a Southern Belle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After 24 hours of counting quarters, players test their coordination by diving for sand dollars, balancing coins and snapping lightning-fast selfies</desc>
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    <title>Final Shot at a Million Dollars - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Contestants totter through a maze while balancing eggs on poles. What could go wrong? Also on the menu: table games with cards and quarters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181826 +0000" stop="20260509184152 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! No Action! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ben catches Riley in a compromising position with her ex-boyfriend Fitch, which leads to a massive blow-out between the two. Danny worries that the combination of his low stats and his Rangers jersey not selling in stores means his future with the team is in jeopardy. Tucker gets a job assisting Mary Hart on her new talk show, "The Mary Hart Show," and sets his sights on becoming a producer. Bonnie convinces Tucker to have Danny as a guest on the show to increase his popularity, but when Mary digs a little too deep into Danny's personal life, he has an emotional meltdown.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnie's Unreal Estate - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Riley's firm is hired to represent the scandalized Reverend Stockdale, she is charged with making sure his daughter, Piper, stays out of trouble - a task that seems relatively easy given Piper's boring personality. But when Riley's away, Piper will play, and Danny and Tucker find themselves tangled up in her wild child ways. Meanwhile, Bonnie's real estate career is off to a sizzling start when Ben unknowingly burns down her first listing.</desc>
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    <title>Life's a Beach - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Ben's rooftop beach gets shut down by the current apartment Board President, Sondra, the boys campaign to overthrow her and preside over the building themselves. The only problem is they have to decide who has the best chance to win the election, which won't easy given their spotty history with the other tenants. Meanwhile, Bonnie drags Riley on a double date with her boyfriend Brad and his twin Tad, but it doesn't take long until the ladies suspect that Brad has made Tad up in order to escape accusations of infidelity.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing the Phone - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ben finds the cell phone of a cute girl, Sydney, but when he‘s unintentionally late for their first meeting, he convinces Tucker to go in his place and take the blame. But when Sydney takes a liking to the real Tucker and asks him out, Ben is determined to prove she’s interested in the wrong guy. Riley meets up with an old frenemy, Heather, and enlists Danny in her plan to prove to Heather once and for all that she’s a winner. Meanwhile, Bonnie asks for Tucker’s help in coming up with a catchy new slogan for her realty business, but things quickly go awry when she starts getting offers from guys interested in buying more than a home.</desc>
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    <title>Bruce Bunny - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When Daffy makes up hurtful rhymes, Bugs changes his name to Bruce.</desc>
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    <title>Flower Power - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The babies all want to pick the best flowers for Granny, but end up destroying her garden.</desc>
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    <title>Flush Hour - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The babies are afraid of the toilet, and don't know what it's for until they flood it and soon find out that it's an alternative to diapers.</desc>
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    <title>The Sandman Is Coming - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Granny tells the babies about the Sandman coming and putting the sand in their eyes while sleeping. Daffy gets scared and stays up all night.</desc>
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    <title>A Distant Star - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A giant explorer class ship comes to Babylon 5 for re-supply - it's captain an old friend of Sheridan. Dr. Franklin gets on the command staffs nerves when he starts handing out "food plans".</desc>
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    <title>The Long Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A 100-year-old space exploration ship appears near Babylon 5 with two passengers - a woman in cryogenic sleep, the corpse of her husband... and something sinister that has unfinished business with a half mad lurker.</desc>
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    <title>A Verne by Any Other Name - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Verne gets sick of his name after kids keep making fun of him and goes to great lengthes to get it changed, even going back to see his parents just before he's born.</desc>
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    <title>Hill Valley Brown-Out - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Just before the Founder's Day Celebration, the town loses all its electricity again because of Doc. His attempt to fix it makes things worse, causing everyone to want the Brown family kicked out of town.</desc>
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    <title>My Pop's an Alien - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After finding a strange craft in Doc's bushes, Biff claims Doc is an alien and everyone believes him. In 1967, Marty, Jules and Verne arrive to discover the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Super Doc - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Marty and the boys learn Doc had a stint in wrestling during the fifties, but never really competed. Travelling back in time, Marty and the boys attempt to get Doc to enter the ring. This unfortunately leads to him getting hit on the head and becoming a bumbling superhero.</desc>
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    <title>St. Louis Blues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While at the Brown house, Doc's hair cutting invention wreaks havoc on Marty's hair. Marty and boys go to find Doc, who is with Clara at the 1904 World's Fair, to fix this mess. But Marty then gets put in a side show by P.T. Tannen.</desc>
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    <title>Catch That Butterfly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>It's a Wild West chase set to comic opera when Professor Pablo hires tough Stagecoach Drivers Uniqua and Tyrone to help him catch the rare Gilded Golden Butterfly.</desc>
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    <title>A Giant Problem - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Big friendly giantess, Tasha, is new to the kingdom and wants friends to play with. However, Queen Uniqua simply cannot tolerate giants, especially when she’s trying to take a beauty nap. She summons wizards in training Pablo and Tyrone to get rid of it. They try every spell in the book before finally turning themselves and the Queen into giants, too.</desc>
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    <title>News Flash - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Proud, Motown-singing Farmers Pablo and Tyrone inadvertently set up an out-of-this-world encounter in their cornfield to get their prized corn crop on the news.</desc>
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    <title>Le Master of Disguise - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Inspector Austin of the Paris Police must find "Le Master of Disguise" Pablo among the quirky passengers aboard the Orient Express, all to the sounds of Nigerian pop music!</desc>
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    <title>Vow Renewal - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A 10-year vow renewal party sees the bakers pushing themselves to the limit to make unforgettable sweet showpieces that represent the happy couple.</desc>
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    <title>80s Volunteer Appreciation Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Boom boxes! Rubik's cubes! Funky outfits! For a non-profit's 80s-themed anniversary bash, the squad bakes rad desserts to honor one special volunteer.</desc>
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    <title>Crash Test Yummy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The bakineers make edible cars that must travel 100 ft before smashing into a steel wall at 25 mph; all while protecting the crash test dummy inside.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge to Victory - S01E08</title>
    <desc>For their final mission, the bakineers build tasty bridges that must survive multiple stress tests.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky-Leaks - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself in damage-control mode after an incident involving Ricky and a brash high-schooler. Excited over a possible plum job, Charles bristles at Julie’s lack of disclosure at work. Looking to reduce Vernon’s suspension, Reggie impresses Candace at the league office. Spencer and Joe find themselves at odds with Anderson over ASM’s future.</desc>
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    <title>Alley-Oops - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Spencer gets unexpected info that leads him to reassess his priorities. Joe considers the best way to break bad news to the ASM staff. Marginalized once again by Larry, Charles decides to take matters into his own hands.</desc>
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    <title>Crackback - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns that his master plan to bring a team to Las Vegas may be in jeopardy. Ricky arrives at a crossroads, personally and professionally. Charles sees his wish come true in Miami, but ends up with regrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180217 +0000" stop="20260509182240 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
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    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190316 +0000" stop="20260509194723 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
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    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
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    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
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    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
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    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
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    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
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    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
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    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
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    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
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    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
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    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
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    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
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    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
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    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
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    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
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    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
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    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
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    <title>Currahee - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Easy Company is introduced to Captain Sobel, who has the group undergo hard and unfair training. As a result, Sobel comes into conflict with his men, including Richard Winters, his executive officer. The company is shipped to England to prepare for D-Day.</desc>
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    <title>All the Wisdom I Got Left - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Lucas and Brock head to Louisiana and the infamous Underground fight club in search of Chayton. Stowe pieces together details about the Camp Genoa heist, and who might be responsible. Burton’s torment turns to resolve. Sugar looks to repay an old boxing debt. Rebecca’s initiatives put Proctor and Emily in harm’s way.</desc>
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    <title>Crust Issues - S10E08</title>
    <desc>In Kirkwood, Georgia, a pizza place with a confused identity is failing under its owner's constant micromanagement. Jon Taffer steps in to rescue the business, overhaul its concept, and confront the owner's destructive leadership style.</desc>
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    <title>615 Reasons to Fail - S10E09</title>
    <desc>In Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jon Taffer must save a bar from failure. The problem stems from the owner's choice to have her boyfriend, a man with absolutely no professional skills or prior experience, manage the entire business operation.</desc>
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    <title>Life Can Be a Dream - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Thinking about the future prompts Barbie to have a dream where anything's possible -- and everything's really, really weird.</desc>
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    <title>Trey is for Horses - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Barbie discovers Duchess the horse is going to be sold, she and Stacie come up with a plan to keep her around.</desc>
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    <title>A Dreamhouse Puppy Tale - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Instead of reading a book at bedtime, Chelsea tells her family about their puppies' secret -- and surprisingly dangerous -- lives.</desc>
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    <title>Time Will Tell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While trying out a new escape room with their friends, Barbie and Ken get separated from the group and wind up on an adventure of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Festival Fiasco - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The West Coast Roberts plan to enjoy a fun-filled weekend at a California music and food festival, where Malibu and Brooklyn are set to perform their biggest gig yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183724 +0000" stop="20260509190018 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy's is Booming - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Business is bad at Buddy's Cafe, so Malibu and Brooklyn call their pop star pal Emmie to help save the place with some social media buzz, but the results may be too good for the small cafe to handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190018 +0000" stop="20260509192313 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Dye For - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn help Rafa dye some costumes, their skin accidently turns green from head to toe, right before a huge commercial audition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192313 +0000" stop="20260509194607 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game On! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Needing more cash to pay for the last song on their demo, Malibu and Brooklyn decide to compete on a wacky game show, but get more, and less, than they bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>And Down Will Come Baby - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a mother has second thoughts after selling her baby, she helps Baretta infiltrate a group trafficking in black market babies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185314 +0000" stop="20260509194422 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He'll Never See Daylight - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baretta vows revenge on the hoodlum whose thugs murdered his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181222 +0000" stop="20260509183740 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vandal - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183740 +0000" stop="20260509190259 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harris Incident - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190259 +0000" stop="20260509192501 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Radical - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Luger faces off against a 60s radical, and Harris arrests a portly second story man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192501 +0000" stop="20260509195020 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toys - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Feuding toy makers create a disturbance; Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man; a claustrophobic prisoner has an understandable problem with the cage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vault - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Norman uncovers painful truths as his therapy progresses; Norma works to prevent a secret from being revealed; Romero assists an old friend despite the risk to his career.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Norman returns home after making an unanticipated discovery; Norma takes on new projects; Dylan's search for Emma's mother leads to disturbing results.</desc>
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    <title>Zelda the Great - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Dynamic Duo arrange a trap for an elusive annual bank robber, but the female magician they’re hunting is on to them with a new scheme of her own.</desc>
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    <title>A Death Worse Than Fate - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Told that her loot is genuine money after all, Zelda is forced to lure Batman and Robin into a possibly unsolvable deathtrap, with hitmen waiting outside to shoot them if they escape.</desc>
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    <title>A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away - S01E11</title>
    <desc>King Boris, who hails from a European country, comes to Gotham City for a visit. Upon his arrival, there is a disturbance, which includes a clue from the Riddler. Batman and Robin investigate and get on the Riddler’s trail. They are trapped by the criminal, who ties them to large wheels that will spin with ever-increasing speed until they are dead.</desc>
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    <title>Splicers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The latest teen craze is "splicing" -- incorporating animal DNA into a human body. While some kids just get cosmetic changes like cat eyes, many opt for more major transformations. Batman investigates Dr. Cuvier, the founder of splicing, and discovers his plan to kill D.A. Young before the process can be outlawed. Cree Summer makes her first appearance as the voice of Terry's classmate Max Gibson.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Earth Mover - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Terry's friend Jackie, the foster daughter of wealthy industrialist Bill Wallace, is being stalked by a creature that can reform itself out of the earth and control the earth around it. When an attack reveals canisters of radioactive toxic waste from underground, Batman tries to find the connection between the creatures, Wallace, and Jackie's late father, Wallace's former partner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184331 +0000" stop="20260509190432 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joyride - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An experimental military warcraft makes an emergency landing in the middle of nowhere, where it's seized by a bunch of Jokerz out initiating a new member. Batman and its designer, Dr. Price, race to stop the Jokerz before they lay waste to the city -- and before the nuclear core goes critical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190432 +0000" stop="20260509192556 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Soul - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When executive Robert Vance was diagnosed with a degenerative brain disorder, he arranged to have his consciousness digitized. Now, 35 years later, his grandson Bobby has awakened him before his computer is shut down. Searching for a temporary home before he can find a human host, he infects Batman's costume. Terry goes after him, hoping to answer the question -- is Batman the suit, or the man inside it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192556 +0000" stop="20260509194706 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Agenda - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maxine "Max" Gibson, one of Terry's classmates and a bona fide genius, has created a computer program to figure out Batman's secret identity. When Max is targeted by the Jokerz, she rewrites the code to find the Jokerzs' identities, which only puts her in more danger. Michael Rosenbaum and Jill Eikenberry make their first appearances as the voices of Carter Wilson, another one of Terry's classmates, and his mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180056 +0000" stop="20260509182327 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be a Clown - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mayor Hamilton Hill's miserable son, Jordan, becomes even sadder when his father uses his birthday party as a political gathering, and ends up stowing away in the truck of the circus performer hired by Hill for the party, whom he doesn't know is actually the Joker in disguise. It is now up to Batman, whom Mayor Hill distrusts, to rescue the boy before it's too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182327 +0000" stop="20260509184554 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment in Crime Alley - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Roland Daggett, with the help of two explosive experts, Crocker and Nitro, plans to destroy the infamous Crime Alley (while making it look like an underground accident) and use the land to expand his business empire, even if it means killing the residents or forcing them to abandon their homes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184554 +0000" stop="20260509190814 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.O.V. - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A botched police operation results in the suspension of those involved: Officer Wilkes, Officer Montoya and Harvey Bullock. Confronted by their superiors, each of them is forced to tell their tale of what happened that night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190814 +0000" stop="20260509193042 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock King - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After his company goes bankrupt (without a hearing), Temple Fugate takes up the mantle of the Clock King and pursues the one who he believes responsible for his loss: Mayor Hill, who merely persuaded Fugate to take a later coffee break, which ended in disaster. Can Batman rescue Hill in time, despite his dislike for the Mayor?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193042 +0000" stop="20260509195310 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Laugh - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Joker covers Gotham City in a cloud of laughing gas and begins plundering the crazed city. But after Alfred is infected with the toxin, Batman has added incentive to stop the Joker and acquire an antidote from him before all of Gotham dies with a smile.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181028 +0000" stop="20260509183224 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword of the Atom! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Two years ago, Batman and the second Atom (Ray Palmer) worked together to save themselves from villains like Cannoneer and Thinker. Ray later retired and Ryan Choi takes up the mantle. Two years later, Palmer's arch-nemesis Chronos plans an attack and Batman goes looking for him. When Batman disappears, Aquaman and Atom (Ryan Choi) must shrink to a microscopic size in the Amazon Jungle to save the Caped Crusader and Ray Palmer from tiny aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183224 +0000" stop="20260509185516 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triumvirate of Terror! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Batman teams up with Superman and Wonder Woman when their arch-enemies The Joker, Lex Luthor and Cheetah team up to defeat them by adopting a strategy of attacking a different hero: "Wonder Woman" vs "Joker", "Superman" vs "Cheetah", and "Batman" vs "Luthor".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185516 +0000" stop="20260509191720 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bold Beginnings! - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Green Arrow, Aquaman and Plastic Man are captured by Mr. Freeze, they reminisce about the early days of their careers when they first worked with Batman against the Cavalier, Black Manta, Baby-Face and his crew, and Ruby Ryder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191720 +0000" stop="20260509193918 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless! - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Jokers of All Nations gatecrash the headquarters of the Batmen of All Nations in a bid to destroy them all.
Captain Atom, the newest member of the Justice League International, is drained of his powers when the team takes on his old enemy Major Force. As the League try to stop the villain's rampage, Captain Atom struggles to fit in without powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182031 +0000" stop="20260509190230 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tournament Quarter Finals (I) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>This episode brings you all the action from the left side of the Bracket down to the Quarter Finals!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190230 +0000" stop="20260509194429 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tournament Quarter Finals (II) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>This episode brings you all the action from the right side of the Bracket down to the Quarter Finals!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183540 +0000" stop="20260509192506 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man with Nine Lives - S01E17</title>
    <desc>An old con man known as Chameleon meets Starbuck and convinces him that he may be Starbuck's father, to gain Starbuck's help in evading a trio of bloodthirsty Borellians who are after him in revenge for another con.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181357 +0000" stop="20260509185834 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Son Also Rises - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When Baltar's representatives face assassination attempts, Adama asks Lee to protect Baltar's lawyer. After taking on the assignment, Lee seeks to play an active role in Baltar's defense.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185834 +0000" stop="20260509194311 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Baltar's trial testimony threatens the very stability of the fleet. Lee assists Romo Lampkin in Baltar's defense.Some in the fleet begin to feel that Baltar is divine. Though he dismisses such beliefs, Number Six suggests that the followers may know more about his true nature than Baltar does himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184045 +0000" stop="20260509192413 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything is Beefier in Texas - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Glenn Gross, Garry Roark, and Michael Character cook beef ribs and beef shoulder clod at Austin, TX’s Rodeo Austin for chance to win the title of Kingsford BBQ Pitmaster Grand Champion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180522 +0000" stop="20260509182746 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doo Not Disturb - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Stuck in a snowstorm, the gang stays at The Good Son Inn, where the hotel owner is oddly strict about his rules. The gang later discovers that the reason for this is because the owner's dead mother will give a terrifying scolding to anyone who does not follow her rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182746 +0000" stop="20260509184946 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silver Scream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang is touring Fletcher Studios, they discover that a remake of a never-before-seen Archie Barnes silent film is in the process of being made. However, what they don't realize is that Archie Barnes has returned from the grave to prevent his last unfinished film from being seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184946 +0000" stop="20260509191118 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fright of Hand - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The gang visits the Hocus Pocus Magician's Club and Fred attempts to join the club as a magician, under his persona Freddy Or Not. After Fred's first performance at the club is ruined by a mutant rabbit, the gang attempts to solve the mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191118 +0000" stop="20260509193254 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greece is the Word - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While trapped in an Ancient Grecian building with the ceiling slowly closing in on them, Velma finds an old scroll. This leads to both their escape route, and a story about one of the first mysteries in Ancient Greece, involving the gang as Ancient Grecian citizens and a spider monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193254 +0000" stop="20260509195435 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Goth - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Shaggy inadvertently runs into his first crush, Amelia, who he discovers has decided to become a goth. Worried his personality isn't exciting enough for her, Shaggy decides to adopt the goth subculture. During Shaggy's "Goth Initiation," a plant monster attacks the goths' hangout. While the gang becomes focused on solving the mystery, Shaggy realizes that being a goth isn't a way to hide to his true self from others, but instead a way of expressing one's true self.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180341 +0000" stop="20260509184542 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Throwdown: Bird Is Not the Word - S37E01</title>
    <desc>Eddie Jackson kicks off the holiday season with a turkey-less Thanksgiving celebration. Chefs Christian Petroni, Adrienne Cheatham and Michael Voltaggio show Bobby Flay that the side dishes are the stars on this year's dining table.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184542 +0000" stop="20260509192743 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Throwdown: Pie in the Sky - S37E02</title>
    <desc>The legendary Ina Garten passes the whipped cream as she recruits chefs Amanda Freitag, Aarti Sequeira and Duff Goldman to serve Bobby Flay a slice of humble pie. In each round, these star chefs bake up an ode to everyone's favorite Thanksgiving dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181145 +0000" stop="20260509183644 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's Jay and Crick's birthday and a surprise party is in the works. But when the map to the party is ripped, it looks like they might not be there to enjoy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183644 +0000" stop="20260509190143 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Just Seen a Face - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Jay sees Julia's face up close, none of his friends believe his story. Jay leads his friends on an expedition to the Big House to try and prove them wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190143 +0000" stop="20260509192642 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Mystery Tour - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs meet an eloquent showman grasshopper with an offer of an amazing adventure. But this adventure isn't what they had in mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192642 +0000" stop="20260509195141 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When I'm 64 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After mistaking an old alarm clock for a time machine, Jay gets a glimpse of what his life will be like in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181512 +0000" stop="20260509185658 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orphans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Catherine's father dies and Vincent allows her to come below to grieve. He also makes her go back above because he knows that she does not belong there no matter how he feels. Catherine finally agrees and goes back above.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185658 +0000" stop="20260509193930 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arabesque - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ballerina, Lisa's return to the tunnels opens up old wounds for Vincent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181114 +0000" stop="20260509182906 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door-to-Door - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix.
videos:
Guns N' Roses - "Garden Of Eden"
Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Madonna - "Erotica"
Nine Inch Nails - "Head Like A Hole"
LSD - "School For Fools"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182906 +0000" stop="20260509183702 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys try to earn money by donating blood at a local blood drive...they end up with no money and give a LITTLE bit more blood than they bargained for.

Olivia Newton-John - "Physical"
The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Big Daddy Kane with Barry White - "All Of Me Wants All Of You"
Judas Priest - "Painkiller"
Concrete Blond - "Bloodletting"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183702 +0000" stop="20260509184751 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head buy helium balloons in order to kill dolphins at a dolphin show.
videos:
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Higher Ground"
Slim Whitman - "I Remember You"
RuPaul -"Supermodel"
Faith No More - "Falling To Pieces"
AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184751 +0000" stop="20260509191007 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scientific Stuff - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Daria is assigned to help the boys with their science project.
videos:   Oingo Boingo - "Weird Science"   The Cult - "Fire Woman"   Danzig - "How The Gods Kill"   INXS - "Devil Inside"   Faith No More - "Epic"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191007 +0000" stop="20260509193032 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Credit - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The boys have Mr. Anderson's credit card, and buy $6,275 worth of animals at the pet store...which puts a damper on Anderson's Odd Fellows convention.
videos:   Loverboy - "Working For The Weekend"   The Bangles - "Manic Monday"   The Ramones - "Pet Semetary"   John Cougar Mellencamp - "Pop Singer"   Soundgarden - "Rusty Cage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193032 +0000" stop="20260509195156 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger World - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.
videos:   Jeremy Jordan - "Right Kind Of Love"   ZZ Top - "Legs"   Biohazard - "Punishment"   Deee-Lite - "Groove Is In The Heart"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180748 +0000" stop="20260509182940 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner and a Showdown - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Reggie makes a special "connection" with her friend's, Sara, husband. While Reggie and Becker are with another couple, Becker receives an emergency page and must rush off, reluctantly leaving his credit card to pay for the meal. Then Reggie's friend, Sara, also races off to tend to her children, leaving her husband Richard to stay and enjoy dinner with Reggie. But the two end up enjoying more than a meal-they end the night with a dessert that wasn't on the menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182940 +0000" stop="20260509185129 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buddy System - S04E09</title>
    <desc>John believes he is finally in a perfect relationship after seeing Laura for several months. Their no-strings, no-pressure friendship is just right for him: it's filled with casual sex and devoid of responsibility. Unfortunately for John, it's no longer ideal for Laura. She wants a commitment, which is something John just isn't ready to make.
Elsewhere, Bob boasts about finding a Super Bowl ring in the backseat of a cab and plans to sell it rather than try to find its rightful owner; and Linda tries to talk her parents out of getting a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185129 +0000" stop="20260509191317 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Christmas Presents - S04E10</title>
    <desc>John reluctantly agrees to buy a poor child a Christmas gift and then discovers that he has to deliver it as well; Bob visits his mother, who still treats him like a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191317 +0000" stop="20260509193502 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Tricky Day - S04E11</title>
    <desc>John's day is filled with wacky people, from two guys who want a prescription for marijuana to a man who is upset when he learns that he isn't dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193502 +0000" stop="20260509195651 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ex-Files - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Reggie starts dating one of John's recently divorced friends, but can't stop obsessing about the guy's former wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182221 +0000" stop="20260509184912 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184912 +0000" stop="20260509191457 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191457 +0000" stop="20260509194031 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180009 +0000" stop="20260509185429 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Will Stay This Way and You Will Obey - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fighting for survival on the Chairwoman's home turf, both couples must decide what — and for whom — they're willing to sacrifice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185429 +0000" stop="20260509193334 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birds Don't Sing, They Screech in Pain - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A run-in with a hostile motorist sends Danny into a rage — and a tense chase across town. Amy's unexpected guest leaves a lasting impression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181747 +0000" stop="20260509184033 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bizarre Bazaar - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Miss Shannon teams up Lydia and Clare to run this year's haunted house at the bazaar. Lydia's got some good and scary ideas, but Clare's got other plans...Not to worry, because Beetlejuice's got some plans of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184033 +0000" stop="20260509190323 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poopsie - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Monster Across the Street is going to a Monster Across the Street convention (you didn't know they had those, did you?) and he leaves Poopsie in Beetlejuice's care for the day. I'll leave the rest of this synopsis to your imagination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190323 +0000" stop="20260509192604 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince of the Neitherworld - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Neitherworld royalty Prince Vince falls in love with Lydia and asks Beetlejuice for some help in winning her heart. After landing himself a job as Vince's court jester, Beetlejuice agrees-but quickly changes his mind when it looks like Lydia prefers Vince's company to his.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192604 +0000" stop="20260509194846 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quit While You're a Head - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice's head is kidnapped by headhunters. With the help of Captain Kidder, Lydia and Beetlejuice's body track the hunters down to Nobody Atoll, where they must face more than just head hunters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182356 +0000" stop="20260509191029 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183953 +0000" stop="20260509192013 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeling Raw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Distrustful of Justin after Kara's firing, Mary Jane tries to make it work with Lee, but resisting Justin is undermining her performance in the coveted co-anchor spot of the morning show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180614 +0000" stop="20260509182831 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newbie QB (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Head cheerleader Bella earns a chance to try out to be quarterback of her middle school football team. Led by current quarterback Troy, the rest of the team does everything in their power to make her give up, but through perseverance, Bella rises to the challenge to make her dream a reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182831 +0000" stop="20260509185032 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Some Gossip, Girl - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys grow suspicious of Bella when they believe that she is leaking team secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185032 +0000" stop="20260509191232 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty in Stink - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bella is expected to follow a Bulldog superstition to not shower, but doing so might ruin her chance for her crush Kyle to take her to the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191232 +0000" stop="20260509193432 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tex Fest - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bella volunteers to act in Pepper's video project for a town festival; Troy and Newt join the choir, where they experience a role reversal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193432 +0000" stop="20260509195551 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing in the End Zone - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bella and Troy pretend to date, in order to keep Troy's secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182103 +0000" stop="20260509190338 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Single Ladies - S12E15</title>
    <desc>Chef Anthony stresses over another eight course meal with an array of dietary restrictions. Barbara and Jess discuss their future off the yacht. Hugo is under fire for shirking his duties, and Damo and Kyle get cheeky with the guests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190338 +0000" stop="20260509194613 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Rainbeau - S12E16</title>
    <desc>The crew pulls together an explosive final charter; the status of St. David's boatmances, friendships and rivalries remain uncertain as the charter season concludes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180819 +0000" stop="20260509183106 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready to Rumble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Ben accidentally breaks Gwen's laptop, he participates in the "Ultimate Wrestling Competition" as Four Arms to get the prize money for a new laptop to replace Gwen's broken one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183106 +0000" stop="20260509185404 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken 10 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In the future, Ben gives his son, Ken, an Omnitrix for his 10th birthday. However, Ben will have to learn to trust him with that power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185404 +0000" stop="20260509191704 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 vs. Negative 10 (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, Cooper and Grandpa Max face their last battle ever against the villains they have encountered and they will battle to get the world's most powerful energy source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191704 +0000" stop="20260509194009 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye and Good Riddance - S04E10</title>
    <desc>With summer over, Ben goes back to school. Unable to tell anyone about the Omnitrix, Ben finds that regular life is much more boring than he imagined. However, the arrival of Vilgax promises to rectify that situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180050 +0000" stop="20260509181154 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (1) - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Ben's trip to Portland with his family is interrupted by the arrival of a brand new, eleventh alien, Gax, as he fights another one of Dr. Animo's monsters. But when the Omnitrix starts behaving strangely, Ben begins to transform from one alien to another without being able to stop.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181154 +0000" stop="20260509182253 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (2) - S01E38</title>
    <desc>As the Omnitrix is ​​still uncontrollable, Ben asks a mysterious friend of Max to repair it. But when three bounty hunters, Sixsix, Kraab, and Tetrax land to recover the watch, Ben has to try and fight them despite his current predicament.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182253 +0000" stop="20260509183442 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (3) - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Ben heads far into the forest to prevent his unpredictable transformations from causing damage. Meanwhile, Vilgax, who seems to be the same species as Gax, lands nearby. The latter helps Ben discover his powers, but he quickly realizes that this new friend is in fact an opponent.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183442 +0000" stop="20260509192955 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Innervasion Part 1: Message in a Boxcar - S02E36</title>
    <desc>As Team Tennyson prepares their boxcar for an upcoming race, Ben's hearing voices and is unable to go Upgrade to enhance his car, but once the race is interrupted by a mysterious Warbot, Ben must overcome the voices inside his head if he is to defeat the giant adversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192955 +0000" stop="20260509194112 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Copped - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Grandpa Max's engineer buddy Phil Billings gifts Team Tennyson the Omni-Copter, a state of the art flying vehicle that can transport the Rustbucket for overseas adventures, Steam Smythe takes to the skies to ground Ben and company's first test flight; but unbeknownst to our heroes, Smythe was sent to battle Ben's latest alien forms by a mysterious, powerful enemy: the Forever Knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194112 +0000" stop="20260509195228 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This One Goes to 11 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>During one last stop by a toy store before Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max's maiden voyage across the Atlantic, Ben runs into an old bully, Kevin 11, who now has new powers. He's able to transform into aliens just like Ben, such as the "bootleg" doppelgänger of Cannonbolt— Wreckingbolt!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181649 +0000" stop="20260509183932 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Man - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ben and the gang rescue a runaway prisoner of the DNAliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183932 +0000" stop="20260509190209 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The gang helps the prince of the arachna-chimps regain power</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190209 +0000" stop="20260509192448 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unearthed - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ben cares for a baby monster and helps locate its parents before the DNAliens find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192448 +0000" stop="20260509194741 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Worlds (1) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Kevin gather their allies to counter the threat of the incoming Highbreed fleet. Azmuth reveals a secret about the Omnitrix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182225 +0000" stop="20260509184458 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catfight - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The princesses Looma and Attea are at odds over who gets to marry Ben!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184458 +0000" stop="20260509190732 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect This - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Ben finally meets the ones responsible for his intergalactic TV show, and the actor who makes Ben 10 more famous than Ben himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190732 +0000" stop="20260509192934 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Vilgax and Eon team up to wipe out every Ben in every dimension.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192934 +0000" stop="20260509195130 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Was Ben - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Professor Paradox unites the good Bens from across all dimensions to take on Vilgax, Eon, and the evil Bens in the ultimate showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182139 +0000" stop="20260509184415 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Hot to Handle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Kevin accidentally releases Aggregor's third prisoner from a suit that protects others from his radiation, the gang has to stop him from radiating the Earth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184415 +0000" stop="20260509190649 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andreas' Fault - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The gang encounter Argit, who has teamed up with the Forever Knights and Aggregor's fourth prisoner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190649 +0000" stop="20260509192912 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fused - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ben accidentally gets fused with Aggregor's fifth prisoner who has no plans of getting out of his body!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192912 +0000" stop="20260509195150 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero Time - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ben's childhood hero makes a comeback while he's on a date with a beautiful, young movie actress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180430 +0000" stop="20260509181533 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acorn Day - S01E47</title>
    <desc>A gang of squirrels appears at the Great Elf Tree determined to store acorns inside, but the Wise Old Elf has other ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181533 +0000" stop="20260509182638 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elf Submarine - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The duo set sail to retrieve Redbeard the pirate's sunken treasure, but Big Bad Barry tries to stop them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182638 +0000" stop="20260509183740 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visiting the Marigolds - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Everyone visits King and Queen Marigold's castle, but chaos ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183740 +0000" stop="20260509184843 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S01E50</title>
    <desc>The twins cause chaos when they invite their friends to the castle for a birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184843 +0000" stop="20260509185946 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S01E51</title>
    <desc>The youngsters help when Mr Elf forgets to deliver the last box of toys to Father Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185946 +0000" stop="20260509191050 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The North Pole - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The elf plane is forced to make an emergency landing en route to delivering the last batch of Christmas presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191050 +0000" stop="20260509193258 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giants in the Meadow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered?</desc>
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    <title>Mrs Fig's Magic School - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Holly goes to school for the first time, to learn something other than how to make magic jelly. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. Everybody learns a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Is This Your Life? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>1. Benny Quickie: Fishing
2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores"
3. Holiday Sports Spectacular
4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben
5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"
6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble
7. Benny's Bloopers
8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake"
9. Is This Your Life?
10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius</desc>
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    <title>Exercise in Fertility: Part 1 - S05E13</title>
    <desc>After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.</desc>
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    <title>Exercise in Fertility: Part 2 - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Wanda have undertaken fertility treatments. Wanda suffers from mood swings due to hormonal issues. Distracted with the idea of having a child the couple neglect to stay on top of the kids they already have. Vanessa shares her experience with babies joining a family. She explains the baby will be Bernie's own baby girl, or his son. Everyone will have to adjust, and one will be replaced. Bernie and Wanda adjust to ups and downs with treatment, having to ride out extreme highs, lows, hopes, fears, and consider how committed they have to be to the process, rife...</desc>
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    <title>Fantasy Football - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192224 +0000" stop="20260509194425 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar Mitzvah Crashers - S05E16</title>
    <desc>After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182804 +0000" stop="20260509191908 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nippy - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A new player gets in the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180157 +0000" stop="20260509182326 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Veronica's sexy magician boyfriend Mordor comes to town and she starts slacking off at work big time, Ted tries to interfere in her love life to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Lem is perplexed when he is mysteriously given a bright red lab coat while everyone else has plain white ones... Is someone at Veridian trying to tell him something?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182326 +0000" stop="20260509184502 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Repression - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a misunderstanding leads oddball Sheila to falsely accuse both Ted and Linda of sexual harassment, Veronica comes up with a solution to avoid having them punished. She convinces Veridian to classify sexual harassment as a disease so anyone accused of it can't be held responsible. But when the employees get wind of the new rule, things start to get a little crazy in the office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184502 +0000" stop="20260509190603 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beating a Dead Workforce - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After an employee literally drops dead in the midst of Veridian's big push to finish a major project -- a machine that ironically will get people to sleep -- Veronica tries to use the incident as inspiration to make the staff work even harder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190603 +0000" stop="20260509192800 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change We Can't Believe In - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192800 +0000" stop="20260509194934 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impertence of Communicationizing - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When a typo in a memo about inappropriate behavior at Veridian Dynamics orders employees to now engage in offensive language, Ted tries to convince the company to correct the error, but not before the insults start flying. Meanwhile, Veronica is afraid, and guilty. If the company can make such a stupid mistake, can it be that her own promotion is the result of a typo on a memo meant for W. Palmer and not V. Palmer?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181752 +0000" stop="20260509184230 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed Becomes a Banker - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Jed is made a bank vice president so he can compete in an interbank skeet shoot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184230 +0000" stop="20260509190733 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family Tree - S01E25</title>
    <desc>An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed’s ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190733 +0000" stop="20260509193210 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed Cuts the Family Tree - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Pearl wants the family to be in High Society now that their forebears were one of the first families to come to America. Will Jed’s family become famous worldwide?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193210 +0000" stop="20260509195704 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny's Spring Tonic - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Hathaway’s brilliant-but-frumpy bank protegee, Gloria, is really a sultry gold-digger with eyes for Jed’s $34 million, and Jed’s just had his annual dose of Granny’s spring tonic.</desc>
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    <title>Buffalo Girls - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The house is fixed up, and Steve decides to move in with Brandon. Donna finds Mrs. Korman's ring in Ray's jacket pocket. Everyone believes that he stole it (although he points out that he would have to be an idiot to leave the ring in his pocket for days, then let Donna discover it). The house's petty cash and Steve's gold watch turn up missing, and Steve blames Ray. Steve and Ray nearly get into a fight, and Donna decides to give up on Ray. Valerie exposes Ginger as the actual thief and orders her to leave town. Val pays off Ginger at the airport; they actually staged the entire incident so that Valerie could prove herself to the rest of the gang. Brandon tries to bring Kelly flowers for her birthday, only to find Colin in her bedroom. Colin angers Kelly by refusing to show for her birthday party; he later reveals that he spent the time creating a special painting for her. Donna gets drunk at the party and tries to throw herself at Ray. Brandon gives Dylan information about businessman Tony Marchette, his father's killer. Dylan follows Marchette into an elevator just to see how close he can get to him. Music: 'You Make Me Smile' by Dave Koz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191428 +0000" stop="20260509195851 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Must Be a Guy Thing - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dylan heads for the C.U. campus in the hopes of striking up a friendship with Marchette's son. Marchette actually has a beautiful daughter, Toni; she agrees to go out with Dylan. Brandon notices that Toni really likes Dylan, and disapproves of his friend's actions. Brandon expresses an interest in a columnist job with the school paper. Editor Susan Keats turns him down and seems to loathe him. Brandon writes a sexist column about women as a counterpoint to Susan's similar column about men. They go to the After Dark to "research" behavior of the opposite sex, and Susan decides to hire him. Steve's advisor finally realizes that he cheated on his math placement test as a freshman. He ruins Steve's cushy schedule by forcing him to enroll in remedial math. Steve cannot find a suitable tutor, so he reluctantly accepts an offer from Clare. Kelly feels uncomfortable when she learns that Colin and Valerie once toured Europe together as part of a teen group. Valerie hires Colin to paint a mural at the club. Val confesses to Colin that she had a crush on him, and he fulfills her longtime dream by kissing her. Valerie lashes out at David for arriving at work late, unaware that he was helping his mother move into her own apartment. She apologizes and offers her support. A friend of the Martins, who is president of a record label, agrees to scout Ray. Ray learns that he cannot land a deal unless he impresses the man's young daughter. Music: 'Sexy Thought' by Paula Abdul, 'Why' performed by Jamie Walters, 'Suspicion' by Terry Stafford.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181348 +0000" stop="20260509183933 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eight-Year Itch Witch - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Endora summons a witch named Ophelia to tempt Darren.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183933 +0000" stop="20260509190520 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and a Witch on a Horse - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After Endora gives Darrin a gambling addiction, she makes sure his horse will lose the race. Sam convinces the horse to win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190520 +0000" stop="20260509193106 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam, Warlock or Washout? - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Adam is to be tested for magic powers and if he is normal, he is to be taken away from Sam and Darrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193106 +0000" stop="20260509195652 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha's Magic Sitter - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Esmeralda babysits for Mr. Norton, one of Darrin's clients, trouble ensues after she performs magic for Norton's son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183710 +0000" stop="20260509193453 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A house is burgled but the prime suspect was locked up in a police cell at the time. It’s up to Esther to rally a devastated Humphrey and solve this impossible crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184001 +0000" stop="20260509192312 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St.Clair County, IL: History of Violence - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Darisha, 17 is a gangbanger who loudly challenges inmates, but is shocked to see a relative behind bars at St. Clair County Jail, IL. She then faces a situation after the tour with potentially fatal circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181908 +0000" stop="20260509183805 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Novelization Correlation - S11E15</title>
    <desc>When Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new Professor Proton show, Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Also, Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183805 +0000" stop="20260509185912 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Neonatal Nomenclature - S11E16</title>
    <desc>When Bernadette won't go into labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Also, Wolowitz confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185912 +0000" stop="20260509191949 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Athenaeum Allocation - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Also, Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191949 +0000" stop="20260509194011 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gates Excitation - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Also, Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180832 +0000" stop="20260509185122 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Block #1, Nominations #1 - S16E03</title>
    <desc>Frankie and Caleb must decide which four Houseguests to nominate for eviction. Plus, only one pair of nominees will be saved in the first ever Battle of the Block competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185122 +0000" stop="20260509193448 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of Veto #1 - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Devin becomes suspicious of Donny and convinces the Bomb Squad to go after the groundskeeper. Meanwhile, it's the first Power of Veto competition of the summer. Will it be used to save those on chopping block?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182039 +0000" stop="20260509184242 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flimflammed - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Cricket stumbles into $100 and is persuaded to invest it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184242 +0000" stop="20260509190445 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greens' Acres - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Young Bill will do whatever it takes to keep the family farm in business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190445 +0000" stop="20260509192649 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolled Up - S02E29</title>
    <desc>When Tilly and Nancy celebrate Saxon’s birthday at a fancy doll store, they set their sights on a seat next to Cantaloupe Sinclair, the tea party’s posh VIP.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192649 +0000" stop="20260509194852 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gabriella's Fella - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Cricket’s crush, Gabriella, returns, Remy seizes the opportunity to help push Cricket out of his comfort zone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194852 +0000" stop="20260509195953 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheap Show - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The family wants to visit a street fair, but Bill wants to stay home to save money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184313 +0000" stop="20260509192953 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Mother - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Celeste is blindsided by Mary Louise. Gordon continues to disappoint Renata. Bonnie contemplates a solution to her mother’s suffering and her own ongoing guilt. Ed entertains an unusual proposition before catching Madeline in an unguarded moment. The Monterey Five feel the pressure of increased scrutiny of Perry’s death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181921 +0000" stop="20260509184715 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Tripping - S07E04</title>
    <desc>While Andrew and Nick follow Judd to Brooklyn to score drugs, Jay gets jealous of Kurt and Lola's relationship, and Jessi oversteps at Matthew's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184715 +0000" stop="20260509191531 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation - S07E05</title>
    <desc>As graduation day nears, Nick must decide if he will attend Cobblestones Academy while Andrew goes on an apology tour after being voted "Grossest Human."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191531 +0000" stop="20260509194357 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The International Show - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Big Mouth goes global for a very special episode as Maury and Connie take a closer look at how kids around the world experience puberty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181720 +0000" stop="20260509190033 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Always Get What You Want - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Kevin's log salvaging operation struggles, he pins his hopes on getting back up to his mountain timber claim; a long-time mill hand quits, leaving big shoes to fill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190033 +0000" stop="20260509194422 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Stop Believing - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Finally back up on the mountain, Kevin hauls as much red cedar as he can; Sarah helps with a massive reforestation effort and gets Kevin to create a custom wooden table for a client in California.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181425 +0000" stop="20260509183757 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Wedding - S02E20</title>
    <desc>James accidentally proposes to a girl and Logan, Kendall, and Carlos have to stop the wedding before it's too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183757 +0000" stop="20260509190130 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Rocker - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When an eighteen-year-old rocker named Lucy Stone moves into the Palm Woods, James and Carlos compete with each other to see who she will chose as her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190130 +0000" stop="20260509192502 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Strike - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The boys take a stand against Gustavo and refrain from recording a song for their follow-up album because of his harsh management style (such as electric shocks), which they call "striking it to the man".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192502 +0000" stop="20260509194834 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Contest - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A "Win a Date with BTR" contest held by a Teen Magazine goes all wrong with Logan's date an old lady, Kendall's date is a young boy only interested in his little sister. Carlos and James keeps swapping dates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181231 +0000" stop="20260509183653 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ping Pong Ding Dong - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Pecky learns how to be a leader when Major Prickles takes the day off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183653 +0000" stop="20260509190044 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Guide - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kit starts using a secret answer book to solve all of her problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190044 +0000" stop="20260509192426 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Pig - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tricks invents a supersuit to stop Mr. Pig from having so many accidents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192426 +0000" stop="20260509194747 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making a Splash - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Plumbing whiz Splash saves the day at the soda factory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182605 +0000" stop="20260509185215 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Some Shots, Save the World - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With help from some friends in raincoats and a room full of unemployed germs, Bill demonstrates how vaccines work and why everyone needs to get them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185215 +0000" stop="20260509192300 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheat Codes for Reality - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bill and his correspondents check out video game technology that's changing the world, including a game that helps surgeons sharpen their skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192300 +0000" stop="20260509194911 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Diet Is Bananas - S01E08</title>
    <desc>What's in a calorie? Bill flambÃ©s a marshmallow in the name of science, experts weigh in on fad diets, and singing kale keeps it real about nutrition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181538 +0000" stop="20260509191144 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Olive Drab T-Shirt - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Axe turns to Chuck for a favor involving a common adversary. Prince maneuvers to raise his public profile. Chuck seeks counsel from an out-of-the-box business mind. Wendy works to run employee feedback rounds, even at the cost of Prince's pride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181251 +0000" stop="20260509190138 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Wash - S03E08</title>
    <desc>While Callahan is having her hair shampooed, Jaime overhears her revealing top-secret information which endangers Oscar's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190138 +0000" stop="20260509194950 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape to Love (aka A Matter of Love and Death) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The son of an Iron Curtain scientist threatens to foul-up his own rescue when he falls in love with Jaime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180757 +0000" stop="20260509185027 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brooklyn: Schmaltz &amp; Sea Robins - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Artisanal and strange foods from jelly beans to blood pudding to escargot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185027 +0000" stop="20260509193256 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newfoundland: Moose Pies &amp; Seal Flippers - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Fried cod cheek and tongues; moose pie; chicken fried seal flipper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180540 +0000" stop="20260509182956 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travel Writer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182956 +0000" stop="20260509185410 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Fed up with being stuck in the dusty old bookshop on a Friday night, and with the hopes of meeting a delectable young lady at a party, Manny and Fran persuaded Bernard to attend a party. After a night of heavy drinking, a very sloshed Bernard has a nasty surprise waiting for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185410 +0000" stop="20260509191639 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooking the Books - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191639 +0000" stop="20260509193858 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny's First Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181214 +0000" stop="20260509183554 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Colluding - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ciel wins the P4's trust, but he still can't find a chance to get close to the Head Master. And so he brings up the subject of Derrick Arden with the P4 and their drudges. When he does, the expressions on the prefects' faces change...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183554 +0000" stop="20260509185934 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Gaining Admittance - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ciel hears some promising information: the ever-busy Head Master will be attending Weston's traditional cricket tournament, and evidently the student who exhibits the most sportsmanlike behaviour will be invited to the Head Master's "midnight tea party."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185934 +0000" stop="20260509192314 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Scheming - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ciel is chosen to play cricket, but the boys of Sapphire Owl House are the perennial wooden spooners. They've had just one victory in the history of the tournament. Ciel resolves to wrest another victory for his House—without any miracles.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Final Match - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ciel and the rest of Sapphire Owl House have won their way into the deciding match. As the cricketers exercise their talents to the fullest, Sebastian pursues the Head Master, who has appeared at last.</desc>
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    <title>A Favor for Julius - S01E140</title>
    <desc>Julius asks Marx to do a favor for him. He wanted him to help with creating new magic items as well as take care of some bandits. Marx is accompanied by the former member of the Eye of the Midnight Sun, Sally, to the Black Bulls’ hideout in order to conduct experiments for magic item research. Next, he travels with Captain Fuegoleon and Captain Nozel to investigate the bandits. Apparently, Julius had visited even that faraway town in disguise before...</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Family - S01E141</title>
    <desc>The Golden Dawn was hard at work trying to get the kingdom back onto its feet. They were trying to make amends for the trouble they had caused while they were possessed. Captain Vangeance puts Alecdora Sandler in charge of a mission. Alecdora can’t hide his dislike for Yuno so he tries his best to earn more merit than him.</desc>
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    <title>Those Remaining - S01E142</title>
    <desc>While the Clover Kingdom was trying to get back onto its feet, the citizens learn that the one behind the destruction of their homes is called the devil, and many of them grew to hate the devil. Some of these people had gathered and created a group called the Devil Banishers. Because the Magic Parliament did not immediately punish the supposed servants of the devil, they decide to go after Asta and Nero and take matters into their own hands.</desc>
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    <title>The Tilted Scale - S01E143</title>
    <desc>Kabwe Carillon's team of Devil Banishers returns to Bow Nokude's house in Tiulyu. They report to the other team about their failure to capture Asta. Gordon Agrippa and Noelle Silva take Asta to Owen, who discovers that it was a sleeping potion. Yami drags Marx Francois into the room so they can look into Asta's memories of the attack.
Meanwhile, Gauche threatens Sister Theresa for allowing Marie to fall into danger a third time.
Thinking it has do with Kira, Gauche and Finral barge into the chairman's office, blasting a hole in the wall. Damnatio then forces Gauche and Finral to their knees, but Yami barges into the office, breaking another wall. 
Nozel Silva enters the office and shows that the signal from Asta's monitor bracelet has appeared in Tiulyu. They figure out that Secre removed it from Asta so that she could be tracked. They fly to the town and split up into teams of two: Gauche with Gordon, Nozel with Noelle, and Yami with Finral.</desc>
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    <title>In Other News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As a child, Kate Ashby was rescued from the horrific aftermath of the Rwandan genocide. She was adopted and brought up in Britain by Eve Ashby, a world-class international lawyer. Kate has long struggled to escape the shadow of her past, but is now returning to work as a legal investigator in the same chambers as Eve, under leading international lawyer Michael Ennis. Kate and Eve's relationship is strained to breaking point when a controversial militia leader, who had once fought to stop the genocide, is captured in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and Eve takes on his prosecution at the International Criminal Court.</desc>
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    <title>WTFWBJD - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Jesus is on the run, the gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.</desc>
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    <title>No Room for Jesus - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jesus returns to Compton in search of a place to stay, but becomes concerned about Fish, who appears to be returning to a life of crime.</desc>
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    <title>Jesus Gonna Get His - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jesus and the gang take on the Church of Jesus Christ in Compton; they plan to teach its corrupt preacher a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>False Witness - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Vic misinterprets the gang's latest hustle as terrorist activity, he gears up to wage a one-man war against them.</desc>
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    <title>Lawanda: The Book of Burial - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Jefferson Pierce tries to determine if the community can survive without the help of Black Lightning, Anissa starts to come into her own. Meanwhile, Jefferson and Lynn try and figure out their new dynamic. Finally, Jennifer reveals to her parents that she has been grappling with something big.</desc>
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    <title>Black Jesus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Black Lightning is recruited to rally against The 100 gang. Anissa investigates the new drug hitting the streets. Meanwhile, familiar faces begin to reappear.</desc>
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    <title>The National Anthem - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Card Game - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Inside, Rose and Anna are warm, but are they safe? A loose coalition coalesces, but the tension grows, everyone is armed, and an ax has gone missing.</desc>
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    <title>Cold War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An outgunned Rose must make a life-and-death decision. The war comes home when dangerous groups converge on a haven, catching Sun in the crossfire.</desc>
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    <title>The Queen of Spain's Beard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France.</desc>
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    <title>Witchsmeller Pursuivant - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Percy and Baldrick are to be burned at the stake with Edmund, when he is accused of being a witch.</desc>
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    <title>The Black Seal - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After the King takes away Edmund's title of Duke, he recruits the 6 most evil men in the land to take the crown by force.</desc>
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    <title>Feminisn't - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When Bow learns that Diane and Ruby don’t believe in feminism, she brings Diane to meet the women in her feminist group. Bow’s friend Abby thinks the group needs to be more inclusive, so Bow invites three of her girlfriends to join. Meanwhile, Junior and Jack help Dre after he realizes he is out of touch with modern-day feminism.</desc>
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    <title>When I Grow Up (To Be a Man) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Jack gets cut from the basketball team and it leads to a family discussion about him being short for his age. Dre is worried for his future, but Bow feels strongly that Jack will overcome his adversity and be stronger for it.</desc>
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    <title>Mad and Boujee - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Dre is invited to join a private social club for the black upper class, Bow and the family jump at the opportunity to mingle with this new community, but Dre's not so sure these exclusive clubs are all they're cracked up to be. Meanwhile, Junior helps Pops pick a wedding date</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Blames Raymond - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Halloween is around the corner and the Johnsons are definitely not seeing eye-to-eye on the family costume. The only thing they do agree on is that Jack’s new friend Raymond has got to go. Meanwhile, Junior wants Devante’s first trick-or-treating experience to be perfect.</desc>
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    <title>Marvin Gerard: Conclusion (1) - S09E21</title>
    <desc>Red and the task force spring into action after learning who betrayed them.</desc>
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    <title>Marvin Gerard: Conclusion (2) - S09E22</title>
    <desc>Red and Cooper square off with conflicting endgames for their mutual traitor. A major secret about the task force falls into the wrong hands.</desc>
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    <title>Breakfast Bots - S09E12</title>
    <desc>It's breakfast time and Pickle has robots to help him whip up the best meal ever: the Breakfast Bots! But when Crusher makes them grow too big, they start blasting giant breakfast foods everywhere! Now, Robot Blaze must stop the bots to save the city!</desc>
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    <title>The Far, Far Away Machine - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Crusher uses Gabby's Far, Far Away Machine to send three of Blaze's friends far, far away! Now, Blaze must rescue his friends from the Ice Age, Ancient Egypt, and Medieval Times!</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Power!: A Monster Machine Super Special (1) - S09E14</title>
    <desc>In their final ever episode, Santa's reindeer get swept away in a Christmas Eve snowstorm and Blaze and AJ need your help to use the power of Santa's magic hat to rescue them.</desc>
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    <title>The Soul Detective ・Karakuraizer Takes Off Again! - S14E46</title>
    <desc>Karakurizer is back! As Karakurizer, Kon tries to impress the ladies when a man named Michel appears. Strong, kind, handsome, and a true hero, Michel instantly gains popularity from the townspeople and the other Karakurizer. Can Karakurizer reclaim the title of No. 1 hero?! Go, Karakurizer!</desc>
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    <title>Inauguration! The Brand New 2nd Division Captain! - S14E47</title>
    <desc>While slacking off on his duties, Omaeda falls from a cliff. Recovering from the fall, Omaeda finds a young boy named Ryuzaburo staring at him with admiration and learns that he has unintentionally saved the boy’s life from a Hollow. When asked for his name, Omaeda lies and says he is the captain of Squad 2.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Takes Command of the 11th Division! - S14E48</title>
    <desc>The episode starts off with Ichigo sparring with Renji and after that a man from squad 11 named Seizo gives the two tea, but everyone seems to disrespect him and Ichigo wonders why. It is later revealed that Seizo was once a strong warrior, but because he lost almost all of his spiritual energy to a hollow he became weak and no one after that respected him. After regaining his confidence in his skills he defeats a group of hollows alongside Ikkaku. The episode ends with Seizo leaving the Thirteen Court Guard Squads with all of Squad 11 including Ikkaku bowing down to him in respect.</desc>
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    <title>Secret of a Beautiful Office Lady - S14E49</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with Kon yelling out the window about his imprisonment in Ichigo's room, just then a pretty a lady walks by and Kon tries to jump out to her as she asks for directions which Ichigo gives her. Ichigo's badge rings as a hollow appears and Ichigo rushes out in his Soul Reaper form. Kon is later seen taking a stroll on a bridge in Ichigo's body and spots the girl from before who was asking for directions as she is about to jump off the bridge. Kon runs to save her, but instead of saving the girl, he falls off the bridge himself. As the girl and Kon talk it is revealed that the girl can see Hollows and Soul Reapers and because of this her boyfriend Ken breaks up with her and also that the girl's name is Haruko. Ichigo finds Rukia and Rukia tells him that there has been a Hollow that has been sucking out the souls of humans. As Haruko leaves Kon and is by her self, she is attacked by that Hollow and Kon arrives just in time to save her. After the incident Haruko's boyfriend Ken arrives to apologize for what he did and it turns out that it wasn't Ken at all, but the hollow itself and is able to take over Haruko as well. Kon fights Haruko and manages to get the hollow out of her, but just then Kon's pill pops out of Ichigo's body and he is no longer in control of it. Before Kon in his pill is eaten, he is saved by Ichigo who kills the hollow. Haruko mistakens Ichigo as Kon and decides to take Ichigo as her boyfriend and leave Ken, but just then Rukia arrives and using her memory erasing spray, she erases the memory of Hakuro and Ken. The episode ends with Haruko and Ken holding hands and resuming their relationship knowing nothing of what happened.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Blippi brings you the Ocean Animal Song. Learn about animals that live under the ocean with Blippi. Blippi teaches children about things like animals, machines and more! Your child will sing and dance with Blippi about fish, sharks, whales, dolphins, turtles, and more ocean animals in the Ocean Animal Song by Blippi.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Monster Truck Song by Blippi Monster Trucks for Children. The Monster Truck Song by Blippi is a great construction truck video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191757 +0000" stop="20260509194445 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fire Truck Song by Blippi Fire Trucks for Kids. The Fire Truck Song by Blippi is a great fire truck video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes. Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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    <title>Proceed With No Expectations - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The gang is drawn into a tense standoff as Puleng and Fiks desperately scramble to save each other and prevent the worst from happening.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185502 +0000" stop="20260509193831 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fiksation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As another year passes since her sister's disappearance, Puleng shoulders her parents’ complex grief and escapes for a taste of joy ... with a twist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182337 +0000" stop="20260509184813 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184813 +0000" stop="20260509191247 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191247 +0000" stop="20260509193734 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181401 +0000" stop="20260509184140 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Demons attack the polis near the home of the outcast Heron, who finds allies in the wise elder Elias and the fierce Amazonian warrior Alexia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184140 +0000" stop="20260509191246 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past Is Prologue - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After he completes a quest for adamantine ore, Heron learns the truth about his birth from his mother Electra, as well as the identity of his father.</desc>
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    <title>The Raid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The goddess Hera discovers the existence of Zeus's bastard son Heron and vows revenge. The polis falls to the forces of the malevolent Seraphim.</desc>
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    <title>Part 21 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin finds a possible solution to his financial problems. Marco checks up on Meg's explanation for her suspicious behavior. Sally makes Eve an offer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182256 +0000" stop="20260509185530 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Power - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ten glassblowers hit the hot shop to create pieces that show off their signature style. But when scale is a factor, will they rise to the occasion?</desc>
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    <title>All Grown Up - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The artists design sculptures that celebrate what they wanted to be when they were kids — with pieces inspired by botanists, stunt performers and more.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Calls - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers take cues from natural wonders with vivid, gravity-defying installations while working in teams.</desc>
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    <title>Fake It 'Til You Make It - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Jamie and his new intel team officer infiltrate a high-tech car smuggling ring. Also, Frank faces off against the city’s transit chief over a new mayoral solo police patrol program that is causing officer injuries on the job; Eddie asks Danny to help her bust a cop impersonator; and Erin hires an image consultant to help with her D.A. campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Ones - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Danny and Baez’s investigation into the death of a chess hustler is complicated by interference from the victim’s son. Also, Erin is offered an endorsement of her run for D.A. by an influential Harlem pastor in exchange for a professional favor; Gormley comes to Frank with a request regarding a disabled officer who has a connection to Danny; and Jamie tries to make amends with a man he regrets putting away as a young officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180121 +0000" stop="20260509182501 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Shiro and Yuri defeat Satan and escape the clutches of the Knights of the True Cross. However, Yuri's exhaustion catches up to her as she gives her final words to Rin and Yukio and leaves this world. Adding insult to injury, Shiro, overcome with remorse and losing the will to live, is attacked by a demon. Meanwhile, with Satan having disappeared from Assiah, Lucifer despairs of the future research into clones for possession. Mephisto and Shemihaza work to stop Lucifer's rampaging attempt to reduce everything to nothingness.</desc>
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    <title>Promise - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Shiro offers to leave the twins with Mephisto under the assumption that he has a plan to raise Satan’s children.</desc>
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    <title>Thank You - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Remembering Yuri's words, Shiro relies on Misumi, Nagatomo and the others as he begins raising Rin and Yukio at the monastery. To Yukio, frightened by demons, he guides on the path to becoming an exorcist. To Rin, unable to control his strength, he teaches how to cook and use his strength for kindness. Eventually, the twins become junior high school students, but Shiro, who Satan was constantly targeting, begins to hear Satan's voice more and more each day. And then, that fateful day arrives...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191221 +0000" stop="20260509193753 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Resides in Human Souls - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rin Okumura is a teenager with a natural gift to get himself in trouble. Despite that he tries his best to meet the expectations of his twin brother Yukio and Priest Shiro Fujimoto, who acts as their guardian, until he finally learns about the dark secret behind his origin.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Mr. Salt and Mrs. Peppers' new baby on the way, Blue and Steve have decided to create ""Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Day"" to honor them for all of the things they do to help everyone. Throughout the day, we try to help them out, from helping them to clean the kitchen to learning about their favorite things. They're also presented with a number of gifts carefully crafted to show them the things the characters appreciate about them. All of this is a great help to them - not only to relax, but also to feel very appreciated for all their hard work.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby's Here! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>We've been waiting and the moment everyone's been looking forward to has finally come: Mrs. Pepper is ready to have her new baby. While she's at the hospital and we wait for Mr. Salt's phone call, we do things like look at baby albums to pass the time. Later, we visit the baby hospital with Blue, Steve and Paprika and meet the new baby. Finally, the baby comes home and we give it a special welcome home.</desc>
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    <title>Making Changes - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Now that Cinnamon has come to the Blue's Clues house, it's necessary to make some changes to keep him comfortable. That means that things such as loud games are out when Cinnamon is trying to sleep - but we learn that by just thinking a little, we can come up with changes that will let us still do the things that we want to do, but in a different way. Sometimes the changes aren't easy at first, but they help others and aren't really that much of a problem. In the spirit of change in helping out, we also try to find ways to help Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper take care of Cinnamon.</desc>
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    <title>Bugs! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Steve and Blue are going on a bug-watching expedition and we're invited to come along. We help them to spot many neat bugs and once we've found them, we learn more about them and also theorize about why they do the things that they do. We also skidoo into a big bug book. There, we meet up with Antoinette, a worker ant on the first day at the job.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Into the Blueniverse - S04E02</title>
    <desc>It's an interstellar Blue's Clues adventure! Magenta's toy spaceship spins out of control, disappearing into the Blueniverse! Where has it gone?</desc>
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    <title>Sage and Ginger's Baby Book - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are trying to take a photo of Sage and Ginger for their baby book, but as hard as they try, they just can't seem to make the twins smile. We'll play a silly  game of Blue's Clues to figure out how to make the  twins giggle!</desc>
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    <title>Joshini the Amazing - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Abracadabra! Periwinkle is planning a magic show! The Amazing Joshini and YOU, his Friendo Fabuloso, are eager to perform the greatest magic trick the Blue's Clues house has ever seen! Guest Star: Donovan Patton</desc>
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    <title>Getting Healthy with Blue - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Josh has a case of the sniffles, so he plays Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue thinks he needs to feel better; skidooing to help Jill with her story and sing about healthy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193556 +0000" stop="20260509195840 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Blue Christmas with You! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A Blue Christmas with You!: Christmas Eve is here and all is calm and all is bright… until Blitzen appears asking for our help—Santa's missing! Josh and Blue skidoo to the North Pole for toy‐making fun, Reindeer Games, and a holiday celebration they'll never forget!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180213 +0000" stop="20260509180933 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pavlova - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mum won't let Bingo have Pavlova, so the kids find a way by playing a cheeky game of Cafe in the kitchen. But Dad the chef sets up a competing shop that only serves edamame beans.</desc>
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    <title>Rain - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When a heavy summer rain thunders over the Heeler home, Bluey is determined to dam the water in the front yard, while Mum tries to stop her constantly tracking mud into the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181633 +0000" stop="20260509182353 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza Girls - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo are making mud pizzas and delivering them to the grownups, but their pedal car's wheel keeps falling off!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182353 +0000" stop="20260509183113 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving - S03E20</title>
    <desc>With only five minutes to play 'Driving', Bluey and Mum race against the clock to buy milk for a grumpy guest and have to escape an angry shopkeeper.</desc>
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    <title>Tina - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tired of being told what to do, Bluey and Bingo enlist their giant invisible friend to show Mum and Dad who's boss. Now they can do anything they want, until Mum and Dad rebel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183833 +0000" stop="20260509184553 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale Watching - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Bluey promises her customer Bingo 'the best tour ever' in a game of Whale Watching, but they need Mum and Dad to join in and they are too tired to play after a late night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184553 +0000" stop="20260509185313 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Meeting - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Dad's accused of 'fluffing' in Bluey's face as he climbed out of bed, he's put on trial with Mum as the judge and Bluey and Bingo as witnesses. But what was Bluey doing there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185313 +0000" stop="20260509190033 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faceytalk - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo love to videochat with Muffin and Socks so they can all draw pictures together. When Muffin won't give Socks a turn, the kids discover what happens when you hog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190033 +0000" stop="20260509190753 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ragdoll - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dad agrees to take Bluey and Bingo to the shops to buy an ice-cream if they can get him into the car. Only problem is... he's just entered 'Ragdoll' mode!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190753 +0000" stop="20260509191513 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairytale - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Dad tells Bluey and Bingo a real-life fairy tale about growing up in a wild place called the 80s, about a boy who was cursed when he was mean to his little brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191513 +0000" stop="20260509191649 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archaeology - S00E19</title>
    <desc>Dr Bandit Heeler presents a seminar on his latest research findings</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191649 +0000" stop="20260509192409 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Musical Statues - S03E27</title>
    <desc>At the end of a long day, Bluey and her family are out of sync and out of sorts, so Mum gets everyone to play musical statues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192409 +0000" stop="20260509193129 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Indy thinks she's no good because her model horse looks like a cow, but Calypso encourages her not to give up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193129 +0000" stop="20260509193849 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puppets - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo teach Unicorse good manners so he can ask Mum on a date, but things go sideways when Unicorse eats a tick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193849 +0000" stop="20260509194609 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtleboy - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Bingo finds a toy turtle at the playground and wants to take him home, but Dad says it's not the done thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194609 +0000" stop="20260509195329 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Onesies - S03E31</title>
    <desc>When Mum's sister Brandy comes over for a visit, she brings the kids onesies as a present, which has an unexpected effect on Bingo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183017 +0000" stop="20260509192740 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margate Sands - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A gang war erupts in Atlantic City, with Gyp and nine men of his own and 40 of Joe Masseria's against Nucky, Eli, Capone's Chicago crew, and Chalky's men. Gyp's holed up at Gillian's; Nucky at a lumber yard. It's a war of attrition, with Nucky having to keep Capone and Chalky's men from killing each other while he negotiates with Rothstein by phone. Rothstein runs his own game with Luciano, Lansky, and heroin, Margaret calls on an older couple, and Richard is out there somewhere focused on protecting Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180905 +0000" stop="20260509181916 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambler’s Best Idea - S17E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260509181916 +0000" stop="20260509182927 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop The Artist - S17E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260509182927 +0000" stop="20260509183944 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Tide For Lofty - S17E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260509183944 +0000" stop="20260509184952 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley’s Rovers - S17E05</title>
    <desc>Roley is so pleased to be given the role of team mascot that he forgets Bob's instructions for preparing the football pitch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184952 +0000" stop="20260509190007 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start from Scratch - S17E06</title>
    <desc>Scratch tries to impress Bob with a football trick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190007 +0000" stop="20260509191023 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Time Scratch - S17E07</title>
    <desc>Scratch is so excited about installing floodlights at the football pitch that he is unable to sleep, but when the time comes to turn them on, he struggles to stay awake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191023 +0000" stop="20260509192036 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty and the Monster - S17E08</title>
    <desc>Scoop, Dizzy and Scrambler play a game of monster chase, but Lofty does not realise they are only playing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192036 +0000" stop="20260509193048 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dizzy In Charge - S17E09</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team restore the town of Fixham to its former glory with Dizzy in charge of things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193048 +0000" stop="20260509194105 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty's Helpful Day - S17E10</title>
    <desc>Lofty really wants to be as helpful as he can, but ends up taking on so many jobs that he gets confused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194105 +0000" stop="20260509195118 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop's Sea Rescue - S17E11</title>
    <desc>The town of Fixham continues to be restored to its former glory and Scoop has to make a rescue at sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181020 +0000" stop="20260509190912 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'd Like to Serve - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After JFK's murder, Bobby runs for the U.S. Senate and commits to championing civil rights, fighting poverty and opposing the war in Vietnam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180939 +0000" stop="20260509183117 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacred Couch - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After a family vote rules against buying a new couch during TV Night, Louise takes matters into her own hands. The Belchers take sides as they are forced to decide whether memories are enough to keep their family sofa. Will they take the Sofa Queen’s advice and learn to love a new couch?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183117 +0000" stop="20260509185255 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lice Things Are Lice - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185255 +0000" stop="20260509191418 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of 1000 Bounces - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When there is a bounce house crisis at Regular Sized Rudy’s birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191418 +0000" stop="20260509193551 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand by Gene - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda’s competitive nature takes over during downtime at the restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193551 +0000" stop="20260509195704 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wag the Hog - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Bob’s longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180517 +0000" stop="20260509183205 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intermediate Scene Study w/ BoJack Horseman - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When BoJack starts teaching an acting class at Wesleyan, Hollyhock sets some boundaries in their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183205 +0000" stop="20260509185845 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Damage - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Diane's depression lifts, but she's still struggling to start writing her memoir. Reporters Paige and Max pay Penny a visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185845 +0000" stop="20260509192457 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunk Cost and All That - S06E11</title>
    <desc>While Paige and Max question Mr. Peanutbutter at his restaurant, a panicked BoJack tries to piece together what's happening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192457 +0000" stop="20260509195120 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xerox of a Xerox - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After the Sarah Lynn story breaks, BoJack gives a live interview on TV. Diane meets Guy's teenage son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181318 +0000" stop="20260509183211 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, December 5, 2024 - S38E57</title>
    <desc>Hope doesn't back down when Steffy launches a fiery attack. Will is on edge when Electra and Remy's past begins to be told.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183211 +0000" stop="20260509185104 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, December 6, 2024 - S38E58</title>
    <desc>Bill reads one of Luna's letters and it's a game changer. With Forrester Creations on the line, Carter ignites a storm from which there is no turning back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185104 +0000" stop="20260509190957 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, December 9, 2024 - S38E59</title>
    <desc>Betrayed and heartbroken, Zende walks out on Forrester Creations. Bill is drawn to Luna's letter and pays her a visit behind bars. Carter and Ridge lock horns in a fiery showdown with no room for compromise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190957 +0000" stop="20260509192850 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, December 10, 2024 - S38E60</title>
    <desc>Luna tries to play Dollar Bill. Brooke and Carter back Hope as Ridge unleashes on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192850 +0000" stop="20260509194740 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, December 11, 2024 - S38E61</title>
    <desc>Remy keeps his plans from Will and forces Deacon to defend himself. Brooke is torn as Eric and Ridge rage against Hope over the company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180517 +0000" stop="20260509185345 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence - S10E29</title>
    <desc>While Ben and Hoss visit an old friend to negotiate the purchase of a mine, former Confederate soldiers arrive wanting to exact revenge on the Cartwrights' friend for starving POWs during the Civil War.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185345 +0000" stop="20260509194215 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ride in the Sun - S10E30</title>
    <desc>A pair of con artists swindle Ben out of nearly $30,000 after convincing the Cartwright patriarch to enter into a deal to buy his cattle. The brother and sister shoot Ben, rob the Virginia City Bank and go on the run with Little Joe hot on their trail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181533 +0000" stop="20260509185919 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Mansion - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Booth and Brennan investigate the death of Terence Bancroft, one of the Jeffersonian's major donors, found dead at his home. Hodgins' relationship with the wife of the deceased years earlier, compromises the case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185919 +0000" stop="20260509194203 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodies in the Book - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Brennan and Booth have to solve three murders that are identical to the murders in Brennan's new bestselling book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180034 +0000" stop="20260509180353 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Room - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a game room. He can’t stand still due to his curious nature! He destroys a house of cards, learns to play billiards and discovers an electric guitar!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180353 +0000" stop="20260509180747 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biology Cabinet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Running away from the globe, Booba gets into a biology class, where he looks through a microscope and rescues a fish with artificial respiration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180747 +0000" stop="20260509181147 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On New Year's Eve, Booba tries to blow out the candle. What could be easier? Eventually this trick turns into a new adventure!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181147 +0000" stop="20260509181835 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Adventure - S04E01</title>
    <desc>To make Halloween fun this year, Booba and his friends decide to visit a theme park and take a ride on the scariest attraction!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181835 +0000" stop="20260509182225 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Booba sneaks into a garage and finds an expensive car! He has to explore shiny tools on the wall, and the car itself of course!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182225 +0000" stop="20260509182631 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attic - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that an attic is full of old and strange things! What can Booba find there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182631 +0000" stop="20260509183046 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bow Tie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Booba gets attracted by a bow tie behind a shop window. He is eager to hook it and ready to use all possible devices to hit this goal!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183046 +0000" stop="20260509183518 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mousetrap - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a country house full of delicious food. He wants to get some cheese, but it seems not that easy! A mousetrap becomes a serious trouble… I</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183518 +0000" stop="20260509183952 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a suitcase at the airport and finally finds himself in an apartment of an artist. He sees many beautiful paintings and tries to imitate the subject of the masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183952 +0000" stop="20260509184400 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a bakery! What a lucky chance to eat all yummy snacks at once! What will Booba eat in the first place?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184400 +0000" stop="20260509184754 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a room, which is prepared for a children's party. His gets attracted by a red balloon and tries to grab it, but it's not as simple as it seems at first glance.</desc>
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    <title>Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Booba appears on a circus arena, where a magician left his magic hat. Let’s find out what tricks Booba can repeat and what will come after!</desc>
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    <title>Art Gallery - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A strict robot kicked Booba out of the art gallery for bad behavior. But Booba came back. This time, as an artist! How did he pull that off?</desc>
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    <title>Cinema Hall - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a cinema hall. He finds a coin and buys a chewing gum. Let’s see how many fun tricks he can make with a chewing gum!</desc>
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    <title>Bulb - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Booba goes down to the basement and notices a light bulb. He is unhappy that it is too bright, so he tries to make it dim. Do you think he can manage it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190632 +0000" stop="20260509191057 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Booba looks through a recipe book and decides to make a burger. A bun, a cutlet, cheese ... what else will Booba add to his cooking masterpiece?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191057 +0000" stop="20260509191435 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metro - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Booba and his teddy bear get down to a subway station. He wants to climb the escalator, but it's hard to do with a toy in his hands.</desc>
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    <title>Supermarket - S01E20</title>
    <desc>​Booba finds some cheese in a supermarket. He wants to take it away but the cunning access frame doesn’t let him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191901 +0000" stop="20260509192311 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concert Hall - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Booba enters a concert hall, where he gets attracted by a conductor's stick. But Loola the Rat grabs it first!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192311 +0000" stop="20260509192709 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grapes - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to taste some cheese, but his new friend Googa the Parrot outruns Booba.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192709 +0000" stop="20260509193042 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends enjoy dancing! Please feel free to join them and dance all together!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193042 +0000" stop="20260509193435 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noise - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Booba dreams about a magic cheese island where he can eat as much cheese as he can, but some noise always interrupts his dream! Let’s find out what could it be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193435 +0000" stop="20260509193826 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Club - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a gym. He tries to get some water and switches on the treadmill… It’s a funny cartoon series for kids and toddlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193826 +0000" stop="20260509194521 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Who will catch the biggest fish? What happens if a banana's used as bait? Booba and his friends decided to find out. Join our fun fishing experience!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194521 +0000" stop="20260509194919 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Booba meets the strangest thing in his life and tries to have fun in such an unusual situation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194919 +0000" stop="20260509195303 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrace - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Booba just wants to lie in the sun, but can he remain calm for even a second? As always, his rest turns into a series of fun-packed adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195303 +0000" stop="20260509195940 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Presents - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Booba needs to deliver presents to all his friends this Christmas evening! Will he manage to get it done on time, celebrate Christmas, and receive a gift?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184529 +0000" stop="20260509192245 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181324 +0000" stop="20260509183413 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Huey has a dream of Stinkmeaner and Granddad says that he was a menace and he sent him to hell like he deserves. Stinkmeaner's spirit later inhabits Tom Dubois' body and goes looking for revenge against Granddad. Huey must stop him from killing Granddad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183413 +0000" stop="20260509185647 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of Thugnificent - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The infamous rapper Thugnificent moves to the neighbourhood with his friends Macktastic and Flonominal, eventually leading to Granddad becoming annoyed with his new neighbours. Their feud inspires Thugnificent to create a diss-track called "Eff Granddad".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185647 +0000" stop="20260509191902 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After many failed attempts at online dating, Granddad finally meets a beautiful woman named Luna… who just happens to be a psycho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191902 +0000" stop="20260509194101 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shinin' - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Riley joins Thugnificent's Lethal Injection crew. Meanwhile, a local bully steals Riley's prized chain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181249 +0000" stop="20260509183451 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>One traveler gets blowback for a stash of cocaine in pen caps. A long stay with a boyfriend alerts CBP. A welder who broke probation feels the heat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183451 +0000" stop="20260509185653 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A problematic fake ID come to light at the border. The stories don't jibe for a young traveler. Hardworking CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185653 +0000" stop="20260509191855 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Officers bag a sizable haul of luxury knockoffs. CBP slows a drag race fan's roll. Elsewhere, they catch a wanted duo with bags full of new goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191855 +0000" stop="20260509194058 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A car's radiation levels put CBP on alert. An officer digs up a huge haul of deadly bath salts. CBP hear the call when multiple phones materialize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182126 +0000" stop="20260509185043 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Beautiful Blackmailer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is enlisted to retrieve a sex tape that a female escort is using to extort money from a married New Jersey man. With Ray and George in tow, Jonathan ends up in a motel room with the escort, who attempts to blackmail him as well. Can the very stoned Ray and George save Jonathan's neck before the woman's enraged brother breaks it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185043 +0000" stop="20260509191626 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Stolen Sperm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Concerned over the sudden disappearance of the two lesbians who have been buying his sperm, Ray enlists Jonathan to help him track the couple down. After breaking into their apartment, Jonathan learns the pair has flown the coop--but not without leaving behind a clue that both shocks and intrigues Ray. Meanwhile, George ignores Jonathan's warnings by publishing a disparaging editorial about Richard Antrem (Oliver Platt), sending his publishing rival into a fit of rage at the local watering hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191626 +0000" stop="20260509194518 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Dive - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Having picked up the gauntlet thrown down by Richard – and having thwarted a blackmail bid aimed at getting Jonathan to take a dive – the Edition team gear up for a tripleheader boxing challenge against their GQ rivals. But with the bouts only hours away, the women in their lives offer some compelling reasons why winning isn’t everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182951 +0000" stop="20260509191338 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Six weeks later, Judge Sobel hears Chandler's objections to Bosch's key evidence against Alicia Kent. Irving's new task force has a win. Hovan and Edgar are on the verge of bringing down Avril. Billets gets a call from IA and while working his way through a list of new suspects in the Daisy Clayton case, Bosch uncovers a chilling connection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191338 +0000" stop="20260509195946 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Sacred Night - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bosch closes in on a suspect in the Daisy Clayton murder as Elizabeth begins to unravel. Edgar discovers Avril is as cunning as ever and worries he'll slip away. The car czar makes a hard play to force Irving out of the mayoral race and IA investigates the complaint against Billets. In Bosch's crosshairs, Daisy's killer makes a shocking confession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182306 +0000" stop="20260509184819 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Dance - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kip uses the public library commercial he's directing as an excuse to hire Sonny as a dancer, hoping to kick-start her career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184819 +0000" stop="20260509191332 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny Boy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry (as Buffy and Hildy) subdue two criminals that are robbing the hotel, drawing the attention of the media, and Henry's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191332 +0000" stop="20260509193846 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Great Thou Art - S01E12</title>
    <desc>For Kip's birthday, Henry arranges to have some of his painting shown at The La Daux Gallery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181319 +0000" stop="20260509183736 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yellow 100 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As the newly named CEO, the Boss Baby sets a goal for baby love to hit 100%. But now everyone's working overtime to please him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183736 +0000" stop="20260509190153 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pyg &amp; Tam - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Boss Baby declares war on a new threat: a popular TV show starring a pygmy goat, a tamandua and their human handler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190153 +0000" stop="20260509192610 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conference Room B - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Company morale is so low that the Boss Baby throws a last-minute cupcake party, then sends a manager to help Tim handle some family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192610 +0000" stop="20260509195031 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Plan - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Boss Baby's next scheme to increase baby love? A petition to change the local soccer team's name from the Hive to the Babies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181940 +0000" stop="20260509190315 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Ipsa - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Denny shoots his therapist in self-defense, the senior partners, fed up with his rogue behavior, begin to enact plans to remove him from the firm. Meanwhile, Alan enlists the help of Chelina in a racially-charged case involving a black man arrested for being in a white neighborhood, and Brad asks Denise to teach him to be a better kisser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190315 +0000" stop="20260509194607 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep End of the Poole - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Name partner Edwin Poole returns from a mental institution to Crane, Poole and Schmidt, ready to jump back in, but Shirley has reservations when he decides to sue a candy company. An A.D.A. with a grudge against Alan brings charges, accusing him of advising his client to flee when a guilty verdict was inevitable. Meanwhile, Brad and Denise decide where to take their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180504 +0000" stop="20260509184854 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perfect Chest Quest - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Martina Big’s extreme summer tan injections led her back to see the doctors again to continue her transformation; a transgender man hopes Dr. Dubrow can fix his dented chest; Dr. Nassif is a woman’s final hope in curing crippling panic attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184854 +0000" stop="20260509193304 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knockers on Heaven's Door - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tiny Tameka Harris and a friend with baseball boobs seek Dr. Dubrow’s help. Pixee Fox returns to make herself a cartoon. A model seeks help after having too much fat injected under her eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180219 +0000" stop="20260509182357 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poetic License: An Ode to Holden Caulfield - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cory degrades a student's poem that Mr. Feeny reads in class, he is dismayed when he finds out that Shawn wrote it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182357 +0000" stop="20260509184410 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And in Case I Don't See Ya - S06E10</title>
    <desc>In an effort to become more popular, Eric creates a TV show similar to The Truman Show featuring his roommates, but it's Rachel who becomes the campus darling. Meanwhile, Cory and Shawn expect special treatment from Mr. Feeny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184410 +0000" stop="20260509190532 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Little Helpers - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Now that Cory and Topanga both know that Shawn and Angela still love each other, they have conflicting views on what to do about it -- especially when, unbeknownst to each other, Cory invites Shawn to join their family Christmas while Topanga invites Angela. Topanga wants to let well enough alone, but Cory misses no opportunity to throw his friends together, but the consequences are not exactly what he wants: after they finally kiss, Angela expresses her love for Shawn, but he protests that he is "not ready" to make the same commitment and she storms off for good. Meanwhile, Eric takes his store Santa job a little too seriously when he convinces Rachel and Jack to help him steal his family's gifts in order to make underprivileged children happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190532 +0000" stop="20260509192628 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutting the Cord - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Angela draw up a restraining order forbidding Cory and Topanga from any further interference in their romantic lives, but Shawn still has a difficult time seeing Angela date someone else -- especially when they all wind up in the same restaurant together. Meanwhile, Alan tries to overcome his feeling too old for another baby by shopping for a motorcycle, and Eric becomes an over-enthusiastic birthing coach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192628 +0000" stop="20260509194806 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We'll Have a Good Time Then - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Jack's ne'er-do-well father Chet reappears on campus suddenly and, confronted by an angry Shawn, promises that he has come to stay and make amends to his sons for never being there for them. But after treating them to a steak dinner and consuming a piece of Rachel's "killer" chocolate cake, Chet suffers a heart attack. Shawn reveals that his anger at his father is partly fear that his own apparent inability to connect emotionally is inherited, and it appears a reconciliation might taken place -- then Chet has a second attack and dies. This is a powerful and quite touching episode, with a particularly affecting performance from Rider Strong, marred only by the obligatory presence of the entire cast in the emergency ward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183030 +0000" stop="20260509193530 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bloody Doors Off - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Sage Grove Center® is dedicated to caring for those struggling with mental illness. Our compassionate doctors and counselors provide personalized services to help patients live their best lives. If you or a loved one need help, call the Sage Grove Center today at 1-800-122-8585. A proud subsidiary of Global Wellness Services®, which is a proud subsidiary of Vought International®</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181359 +0000" stop="20260509183906 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liberation of Marcia Brady - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A reporter interviews Marcia and asks her about her views on Women's Lib.  This leads to her joining Greg's Frontier Scouts to try to prove a woman can do anything a man can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183906 +0000" stop="20260509190412 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights Out - S02E20</title>
    <desc>After witnessing a magician performing a disappearing act, Cindy refuses to sleep with the lights off.  Meanwhile, Peter begins to develop a magic act and a reluctant Cindy agrees to be his assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190412 +0000" stop="20260509192924 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winner - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After discovering he is the only Brady without a trophy, Bobby enters numerous contests in order to win one.  Including, selling magazines and a televised ice cream eating contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192924 +0000" stop="20260509195430 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Parked - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Brady family goes all out to try to save a neighborhood park from being built on.  This puts Mike's job in jeopardy since his company is the firm in charge of the construction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182212 +0000" stop="20260509184615 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Want to get better at remembering? We'll learn what memory is, how memories are formed and how to improve your recall with some very cool hacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184615 +0000" stop="20260509191010 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Parents - S01E13</title>
    <desc>We're pitting kids against their parents in an epic battle of the ages with both mental and physical challenges. Who will win? It's anyone's guess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191010 +0000" stop="20260509193443 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193443 +0000" stop="20260509195735 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180032 +0000" stop="20260509181153 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy New Brak Show Go - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Brak wins a cereal contest, giving him his own TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181153 +0000" stop="20260509182311 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That I Desire You - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on a soap opera. Mom was blinded in a freak accident; Dad is an oil millionaire (but also a famous billionaire secret even to him). Brak has married his love, Connie. Zorak is a skin-bleached breast surgeon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182311 +0000" stop="20260509183425 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cardburkey - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Brak decides that living in a cardboard box will help land him an impressive girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183425 +0000" stop="20260509184542 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Bawk Ba Gawk - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184542 +0000" stop="20260509185704 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldfish - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brak promises to take care of Mr. Thundercleese's goldfish, Mr. Tickles, while he is away. Goldfish eat ham don't they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185704 +0000" stop="20260509190828 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brak and Zorak didn't finish their homework on time, so they borrow Thundercleese's time machine to go back in time to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190828 +0000" stop="20260509191938 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Next Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Zorak makes Brak jealous when he develops a wonderful singing voice after accidentally having a pink lump knocked out of his throat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191938 +0000" stop="20260509193117 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hippo - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193117 +0000" stop="20260509194239 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194239 +0000" stop="20260509195416 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expiration Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181500 +0000" stop="20260509185737 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lisa tries to finally get answers. She's made a lot of enemies on her way to the top, and she still has scores to settle. Who will make it out alive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185737 +0000" stop="20260509194929 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Exist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sunlit promise — and the darkest danger — lies around each bend when new director Lisa meets a powerful producer. But he wants more than she expects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180431 +0000" stop="20260509182610 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Am I? - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The evil Vipra gets hold of a magic book, which increases her dark powers. After replacing Tex as the gang leader, she takes up the fight against BraveStarr.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>BraveStarr and the Treaty - S01E24</title>
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    <title>The Price - S01E26</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr and Thirty-Thirty must put the stop to a drugs dealer, who supplied New Texas with the drug Bigg. Among his victims is the boy Jay, who tried the drug once and then became addicted.</desc>
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    <title>Revolt of the Prairie People - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The galactic council assembly sends Commander Choice to New Texas, who is to establish a protection field around the country of the Prairie People. The small Prairie People see their freedom threatened. They decide to fight for their independence.</desc>
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    <title>Take care of my hair - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Yoga Master - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Steambun's Moving Day - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A series of curious incidents at Bread's shop land Wilk and Choco in trouble. Can they figure out who's been trying to sabotage them?</desc>
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    <title>Ghost House - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Wilk and the Beanstalk - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Country Milk, Bilk - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Wilk's cousin from the country comes to town, he impresses Bread with his dessert-making skills — until his passion gets the better of him.</desc>
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    <title>Three Rice Cakes - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bread narrowly escapes perils of many kinds and realizes that his life is in danger! Can he find out why he has a target on his back?</desc>
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    <title>The Gold, The Smart, and The Strong - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Sausage falls into Lake Sink during a camping trip, the lake's guardian offers Bread and Wilk a different sausage to take home</desc>
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    <title>Time Machine - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jealous of Bread's success, Potato Chip decides to travel back in time and stop Bread from pursuing his dream as a hairdresser.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At the 2023 Indian Wells tournament, Taylor Fritz tries to defend his No. 1 American title against friendly rivals Frances Tiafoe and Tommy Paul.</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished Business - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a horrific injury at the 2022 French Open, Alexander Zverev attempts a comeback and faces a formidable opponent in Daniil Medvedev.</desc>
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    <title>Grilled - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Walt and Jesse find themselves in close quarters with an unhinged Tuco. Marie and Hank comfort Skyler, who is distraught over Walt’s disappearance. Hank pays a visit to Mrs. Pinkman on some not-so-official business.</desc>
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    <title>Bit by a Dead Bee - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Walt and Jesse cover their tracks, but as a result, both of their financial situations suffer. Meanwhile, Hank and his DEA colleagues may have a break in their meth investigation.</desc>
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    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
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    <title>Krachtbal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm serves a biker crew that endorses one of his beers with a curious sense of pride. Meanwhile, Sarah finds her artistic voice.</desc>
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    <title>The Trink - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Before the brewery gears up for a big beer festival, Wilhelm and Adam must decide between business or brotherhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180749 +0000" stop="20260509190605 +0000" channel="C638.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A new murder is commited involving a gruesome display of a family sitting at the table. Detective Saga Norén is tasked with the investigation together with a new Danish detective after the incarceration of Martin Rohde.</desc>
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    <title>The Crazy Place - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sonya and Marco search for a missing girl. Charlotte meets someone who knows too much about her new business venture. Marco makes a decision that could change everything.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing Mister Bridgerton - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A desperate impostor strives to publicly win the queen's favor. Penelope races to write an urgent missive — but has the damage already been done?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182146 +0000" stop="20260509185058 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Noon - S04E08</title>
    <desc>With a replacement manager, the centre is busier than ever. But the new manager is untidy, disorganised, and apathetic, much to Brittas' disappointment. However, even as a visitor to the centre, Brittas still manages to cause chaos: an accident involving a gas leak and a faulty clock causes an explosion and fire. After the centre is destroyed, Brittas is regarded as a hero, decorated, and offered his old job back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185058 +0000" stop="20260509192012 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old, Old Story - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Following the destruction of the Leisure Centre by a large fire, Gordon is now back as Manager. 'Songs of Praise' is due to be held at the Centre; Gordon is very excited at this prospect, and he and Helen are going for an interview with the show's presenter. Trouble brews as the team begin to suspect that a serial killer may be on the loose. Nevertheless, Gordon is determined that the recording of 'Songs of Praise' must go on. But then he ends up face-to-face with the suspected serial killer, which turns out to be an ostrich.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192012 +0000" stop="20260509194932 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Devotion - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is thinking of going to Brussels for European Commissioner. Colin gets blinded when his garden explodes and starts causing trouble when he can't see where he is going. Gordon is thinking of giving Colin the sack because of his ways. Then he kills Colin's pet bird and tells Tim to get another one. It turns out that it's also Colin's birthday and that the saddest thing is that his aunt died. Gordon decides not to give Colin the sack and promotes him to deputy manager.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181145 +0000" stop="20260509183308 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Matrix - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling sucked into a never-ending web of technology, Abbi and Ilana unplug for a day in the park that's filled with rollerblading, canine nuptials and an emergency medical situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183308 +0000" stop="20260509185409 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Ship - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In celebration of Jaime becoming a citizen, the gang takes a cruise and Bevers leads Abbi and Ilana astray with the promise of quick booze; Lincoln and Jaime fend for themselves amongst a group of corporate lawyers.</desc>
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    <title>Kirk Steele - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Abbi tries to extort Trey after she discovers one of his secrets, but the plan quickly goes awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191533 +0000" stop="20260509193649 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coat Check - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Abbi is determined to return a lost coat; Ilana explores a new romance that feels oddly familiar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193649 +0000" stop="20260509195812 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Mark's - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A runaway teen disrupts the girls' celebration of Ilana's 23rd birthday by leading them on a chase through St. Mark's Place.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Trish receives a shocking message, and suspects start to come into view for Ellie and Hardy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185359 +0000" stop="20260509194017 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miller and Hardy take Trish back to the scene of the attack, and a shocking revelation turns the case on its head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182055 +0000" stop="20260509184229 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gintars - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A visitor from Latvia causes Charles and Jake to investigate Nikolaj’s family. Holt and Amy bring in famed forensic scientist Dr. Yee to help close a case for Rosa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184229 +0000" stop="20260509190403 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Therapist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Charles brings Jake into a case when a therapist reports one of his patient’s missing. Holt finds out Rosa has a new girlfriend that everyone else has met. Amy believes she has accidentally received a package meant for Terry.</desc>
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    <title>Casecation - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Work is so busy for Jake and Amy that they end up celebrating their anniversary while standing guard over a comatose patient in the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>The Bimbo - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Holt and Jake investigate a case at Kevin’s university. Terry and Amy take the squad out for lunch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181503 +0000" stop="20260509183805 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elephant Trunk-a-Dunk - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gil and his friends attend a basketball game played by elephants.</desc>
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    <title>The Super Ballet Bowl! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Molly and the Guppies want to learn how to tell a story through dance.</desc>
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    <title>The Wizard of Oz-tralia! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Molly and Gil meet Bobby, a nature show host from Australia, they can't wait to learn all about Australian animals. From marsupials to the amazing platypus, the Guppies can't get enough of the creatures Down Under!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192410 +0000" stop="20260509194712 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arctic Life! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>This show is geared towards preschoolers and takes place in an underwater classroom in a place called Bubbletucky filled with crabs, lobsters and 6 mermaid children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183514 +0000" stop="20260509192343 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Satyr - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Buck and Twiki come across the survivors of a failed colony, a young widow and her son. The woman tells Buck that the other colonists all fled the planet as the result of a plague. Buck is confused by the woman's refusal to leave the planet despite being repeatedly being menaced by a goat-man named Pangor; but he soon discovers the truth about the plague when he contracts it and begins to turn into a goat-man himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181301 +0000" stop="20260509183708 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezing Fits of Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks they have one week left to live.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183708 +0000" stop="20260509190114 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truck Cab in the Woods - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell get stranded in the woods and have to fend off an unknown presence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190114 +0000" stop="20260509191452 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truck Stop Clerks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Leroy lets Buddy and Darnell watch the truck stop for a day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191452 +0000" stop="20260509193853 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Double - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An evil impostor Buddy causes problems all over town, landing the real Buddy in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180236 +0000" stop="20260509184526 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showtime - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Buffy stages a showdown with the Ubervamp with the Slayers-in-training as her audience, then rescues Spike. Giles and Anya seek advice from Beljoxa's Eye.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184526 +0000" stop="20260509192816 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potential - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Buffy and Spike establish a boot camp to prepare the potential slayers for combat with the First, while a spell from Willow reveals another potential living in Sunnydale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183343 +0000" stop="20260509191339 +0000" channel="C650.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Georgia Mountain Cavern - S13E02</title>
    <desc>A young family builds an in-earth cavern in the mountains of North Georgia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191339 +0000" stop="20260509195334 +0000" channel="C650.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arizona Straw Bale Home - S13E03</title>
    <desc>A couple plans to build their home out of straw bales in the desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180112 +0000" stop="20260509183459 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Pays to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>One competitor closes in on the million-dollar prize while another closes in on the realization that this game isn’t for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183459 +0000" stop="20260509190823 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Any of This True? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Notting Hill is famous for what type of festival? How did Buzz Aldrin get his name? What animal has the stinkiest farts? Do your best. Take a guess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190823 +0000" stop="20260509193926 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weasel Words - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An attorney’s ability to stretch the truth is put to the test. Also, a dad presses his luck and hopes his poker face will help him win big money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182110 +0000" stop="20260509184513 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who da Boss? Lou da Boss! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>It’s a new summer at Camp Kikiwaka as Lou takes over as camp director and welcomes new camper Gwen and camp counselors Noah and Ava.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184513 +0000" stop="20260509190916 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kikiwaka's Got Talent - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Matteo’s friendship is tested as they try to figure out an act for Camp Kikiwaka’s annual talent show; Destiny tries to impress Noah with her pageant skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190916 +0000" stop="20260509193259 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yes, Lies, and Tower Escape - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After Gwen accidentally breaks a window, she and Destiny get caught in a web of lies. Noah challenges Ava to be open to more things by saying “yes and …” to opportunities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193259 +0000" stop="20260509195657 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Udder Disaster - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Finn offers to care for Lou’s beloved cow Bessie but must prove he can handle the responsibility. Meanwhile, Destiny and Gwen concoct a plan to patch things up between Ava and her mother, and Matteo helps Noah learn French for an audition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181215 +0000" stop="20260509183527 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183527 +0000" stop="20260509185840 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185840 +0000" stop="20260509192151 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192151 +0000" stop="20260509194503 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184052 +0000" stop="20260509192727 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking News - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Umanskys travel to Aspen, where news about Kyle and Mauricio rattles the family. In LA, Ben and Tyler bounce back after the Sierra Mar listing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180316 +0000" stop="20260509183944 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“Meet Me in the Car Park” - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Elle defends herself, Sarah feels gaslit. Jade and Alex face off. Elias and Nathan spar. The friends gather for an idyllic yet dramatic beach day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183944 +0000" stop="20260509191647 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191647 +0000" stop="20260509195521 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
    <desc>True love, or heartbreak, may be on the horizon when Sarah hears from Alex then confronts Nathan and Elle. Emotions come to a head at a pivotal party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181256 +0000" stop="20260509183353 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Shook Up - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Go off-roading with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an all terrain vehicle original--a 1950s U.S. Army Jeep. Complete with a replica machine gun, will the guys be on the move to secure this objective or will a bump in the road have them sound the retreat? Then, Jimmie and Tammie get all shook up when a scarf worn by Elvis during one of his concert swings by. Can they land this piece of rock and roll royalty or will an overexcited price have it leave the building? And later, Tammie and Walt think about tapping into the shop's reserves drumming up a vintage 1960s gas pump. Will they see a high-octane value or has the well already run dry?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183353 +0000" stop="20260509185552 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mail to the Chief - S02E17</title>
    <desc>See the Cajun Pawn Stars cast their vote for a letter penned by a college-aged future President...Bill Clinton. Will the guys mount a fierce campaign for this pre-Presidential correspondence or will lack of funds force them to drop out of the race? Then, Jimmie and Tammie mix work and play when they check out a Ferris wheel and other amusement park rides. Can they grease the wheel enough to spin a sale or are their wallets now tall enough for entry? And later, Jimmie sets his sights on an 1895 Colt Navy revolver with an extremely rare and valuable defect. Will Jimmie take a gamble on this gun with the golden glitch or is it not worth taking a shot?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185552 +0000" stop="20260509191751 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Piggy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Stand and sing with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out original handwritten lyrics to one of our nation's best-known anthems, My Country Tis of Thee. Can the guys orchestrate securing this piece of homeland harmony or will they cringe when negotiations hit a sour note? Then, Jimmie is tempted to go hog wild over buying a vintage coin-operated kiddie pig ride. Does his plan include taking this little piggy all the way home or will this mechanical swine opt to root somewhere else? And later, Johnnie and Tammie scope out a Bulgarian version of Russia's popular AK rifle. Can they squeeze the trigger on making a deal or are their offers completely off target?</desc>
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    <title>Going Medieval - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Join the Cajun Pawn Stars as they go to battle for a rare medieval Saxon helmet believed to be from 1100 A.D. Will Tammie and Johnnie embark on a tireless quest to capture this historic prize or will heated negotiations force a full retreat? Then, one of the very first X-Men comic books blasts its way into the shop. Will the guys unleash their special powers to make a heroic deal or will they be outmatched by a villainous price? And later, shop regular Chester hopes to hunt down some cash for his crossbow. Will Chester discover he's hit a bull s-eye or will an errant shot throw him completely off target?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180651 +0000" stop="20260509183538 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mia Culpa - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As the Moodys at last prepare to move to New York, Becca tells Hank about an intimate coming of age experience she had. Hank’s stunned when Mia shows up at the house unannounced, in town with her slimy boyfriend / manager PAUL for a book signing. Hank fails to prevent Mia and Paul from hatching a devious publicity stunt, forcing Hank to finally share the long-buried heartbreaking secret with Karen. gives Charlie a career opportunity of a lifetime, but Charlie must confront the fact that he might be losing Marcy for good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183538 +0000" stop="20260509190443 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exile on Main St. - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Just as Hank is released from a 72 hour jail period for assault he is picked up by Charlie and dragged off to show the recent events of F&amp;P with Mia becoming public and dropped into a meeting with a young actress that wants to capitalize on the publicity, and make a movie out of F&amp;P. whom which he later re-enacts F&amp;P in her hotel room. The episode ends with Hank hearing from his lawyer that the assault charges have been dropped and he is then arrested for statutory rape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190443 +0000" stop="20260509193325 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide Solution - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Hank is told he faces 3 years in prison because the DA wants to make an example of him. There are signs Marcy is pregnant. Hank tries to fix things with Becca. The episode ends as Hank high on drugs and liquor writes a letter to Becca and then passes out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183423 +0000" stop="20260509193224 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dr Turner is horrified to realise he may be partly to blame as the cause of the recent rise in birth deformities comes to light, and tries to prevent further cases. Sister Evangelina returns to work, but has clearly been affected badly by her stroke, and her health continues to deteriorate. A pregnant bride goes into labour during her wedding reception, while her mother is forced to come to terms with her grandchild being conceived out of wedlock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182441 +0000" stop="20260509191035 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check, check! - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The nominees for Canada's Worst Driver tackle a series of driving challenges in the hope of getting their keys back and leaving the Driver Rehabilitation Centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191035 +0000" stop="20260509195629 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Just Happened? - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Rehab is well underway and the remaining seven drivers from across the nation begin this episode with a group challenge, as they attempt the Reverse Figure 8. Will seven bad drivers in one vehicle bring positive results? You’ll have to watch to find out. Then, our drivers take the plunge as they attempt to stay dry during the annual Water Tank Challenge. Finally, with training behind them, our drivers must “look where they want to go” as they attempt the Eye of the Needle. You don’t want to miss this one!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181819 +0000" stop="20260509184515 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184515 +0000" stop="20260509191246 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191246 +0000" stop="20260509193929 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182724 +0000" stop="20260509193005 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peacemakers, Iraq - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the violent aftermath of the Iraq War, four human rights activists from Christian Peacemaker Teams are taken hostage by insurgents in Baghdad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180608 +0000" stop="20260509184105 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof of Concept - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mark's Hayabusa hopes are tied to his take on a Prius. Shawn tries to generate buzz ahead of an auction, but a real-world roadblock gets in his way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184105 +0000" stop="20260509191653 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going, Going... Gone? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The crew gets creative when social distancing hurts their hopes for a big payday. But Mark's high price demands may end up costing them even more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191653 +0000" stop="20260509195613 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumpster Divin' - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eager to make some cash, the crew gets to work on two projects: creating a rat rod from scratch and making a customer's Elite Laser 917 race-worthy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180621 +0000" stop="20260509182712 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Might be Trippin' - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Filling in as a karate instructor, Michael disrupts the Zen of his student with skills that literally lift him off the ground, and at a toy store, Michael's frog necklace is so fashionably realistic that it has one little girl begging for a new pet. Then at a military outfitting store, Michael and an employee put together a clothing display that puts the "man" in mannequin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182712 +0000" stop="20260509184803 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Awogami Is Ripe - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Michael works at a camping store where his life-saving s'mores and pop-up coolers stun would-be glampers, and later at a health food store, a child safety pill bottle with built-in invisibility proves too complicated for adults. Then, at variety store, a customer goes off the rails when Michael adjusts the size of a model train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184803 +0000" stop="20260509190854 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iguanasaurs - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Michael befuddles a hardware store patron with a collapsible spray paint can, and cuts a costume shop employee down to size when he shrinks into a leprechaun outfit. Later, a museum employee makes the discovery of a lifetime when a preserved egg hatches a baby dinosaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190854 +0000" stop="20260509192920 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3D Galastical Morphin Ranging Power Tents - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Tonight, Michael tries to pull a fast one on burger joint patrons with his inflatable hot dogs and his unusual technique for bagging buns. Then he creeps out a flea market vendor when he brings an acrylic encased arachnid back to life, and later his co-worker doesn't give a hoot about her job at the camping store when an owl takes over their display.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192920 +0000" stop="20260509195010 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flash Melt - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Michael hits the jackpot in a convenience store with a man who guesses the winning lotto numbers and amazes a mother at a toy store when he demonstrates her own child's genius abilities. Later, as a party planner at a Japanese restaurant, MIchael astonishes his co-worker with a set-up that really takes the cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181340 +0000" stop="20260509183533 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Luck Friday - S04E41</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart must overcome his superstitions on Friday the 13th and save the other Care Bears who are lost in the jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183533 +0000" stop="20260509185729 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Songfellow Strum And His Magic Train - S04E47</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears visit with a singing minstrel in a place called Musicland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185729 +0000" stop="20260509190924 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During summertime, the children are preparing for the camp along with their coach and the Care Bears join in. They have been told to sleep in the tents, but they never understand. He tells a scary story about the flying phantom and that scares them away. The two boys are making a plan to make a totem pole in a different way, no matter what they think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190924 +0000" stop="20260509192120 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys are not very pleased when they hear their mother announce them that they will have a sister. So, they plan to wreck the place until the Care Bear Family arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192120 +0000" stop="20260509193316 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braces - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It is so embarrassing for Joey that he complains about having braces after his departure from the dentist. The Care Bears try to make him feel better, but it doesn't work. They also encounter a nice girl named Missy who really likes her friend the best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193316 +0000" stop="20260509194512 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S01E04</title>
    <desc>There is a boy with eyeglasses who is teased by the bullies, but supported by a girl named Mary. As the Care Bears descend, they decide to be on his side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194512 +0000" stop="20260509195709 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Charm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Proud Heart Cat is so upset that her garden is about to be ruined. She and the other Care Bear Family members see that an unlucky girl is so worried that she was going late for school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180405 +0000" stop="20260509182630 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182630 +0000" stop="20260509184850 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Tender - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart and Uncle Tenderheart try to hide how much they miss each other when the young bear has to stay away from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184850 +0000" stop="20260509191114 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Stuff - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Beastly steals the Cousins' ship, Bright Heart must take charge to get it back and save the Share Cloud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191114 +0000" stop="20260509193339 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Share Shack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the Cousins help the Care Bears build a new snack bar, the two groups begin to compete with each other to see who's best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193339 +0000" stop="20260509195603 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly Badgered - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears invite the Cousins to the Belly Badge Bonanza to show off their powers. But Beastly feels left out and tries to spoil the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185404 +0000" stop="20260509194831 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road to Damascus - S02E06</title>
    <desc>On the road to Damascus, Nebraska, Samson and the troupe stop to help when they run into a rival troupe that has fallen on hard times. In Mintern, Dolan tries to help Iris and Justin find a solution to their legal problems while Iris is surprised when she learns of Justin's real plan: to frame Dolan for the ministry fire. Back at Carnivale, Rita Sue learns that Stumpy lost all of their money with gambling while he and Jonesy come to blows over Rita Sue. Ben and Sofie decide to explore their growing romantic relationship with sex when she tells him that she intends to leaves Carnivale and wants him to come with her. Also, Ruthie appears to have a psychic connection with Lotz when she briefly speaks in his voice to Lila. Also, Ben finally decides to go on ahead towards Damascus when he learns from Sampson about Stroud who's on Scudder's tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181217 +0000" stop="20260509183440 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Seat of Civilisation and Refinement - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Belmont and the Judge discover an ominous symbol, Saint Germain's treasure hunt is cut short, and Alucard's bond with Zumi and Takka continues to grow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183440 +0000" stop="20260509185828 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Dream - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lenore continues to spend time with Hector, slowly earning his trust. Saint Germain experiences a telling nightmare about the Infinite Corridor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185828 +0000" stop="20260509192359 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Things Than Betrayal - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As Saint Germain makes unsettling discoveries, Isaac marches toward a showdown. Meanwhile, Belmont and Sypha question a monk — aggressively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192359 +0000" stop="20260509194859 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What the Night Brings - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is alive in the priory's basement, and for Belmont and Sypha, time is of the essence. Lenore opens up to Hector about Carmilla’s plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182141 +0000" stop="20260509184549 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As pregnant Sharon's hormones plague her with waves of different emotions, she has a chance meeting with an old flame, which leads to dinner. Meanwhile, Rob struggles to generate advertising business, since he has very few contacts in London, and begins a clandestine friendship with Chris, who is married to a woman Sharon can't stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184549 +0000" stop="20260509190947 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sharon's parents visit from Ireland and have a strained introduction to Rob. More health complications create stress for them both, and Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190947 +0000" stop="20260509193359 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the couple plan their wedding, Rob decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Sharon - but also finds himself searching for a new job after his Boston bosses fire him during a video call. To make matters worse, the groom's mother (guest star Carrie Fisher) reveals a big secret he has been keeping from his fiancee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193359 +0000" stop="20260509195817 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A heavily pregnant Sharon picks Rob up at the airport after a trip to Boston and tells him she has invited an old friend from Ireland to be her maid of honour. Rob decides to ask his fiancee's brother to be his best man, but Fergal has more important things to worry about - his wife has left him and taken their children. The bride and groom later split up to enjoy their hen and stag nights, both of which spiral out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180439 +0000" stop="20260509182434 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Way Jose - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A family must sleep on the living room floor after shifty contractor Jose ripped their home apart and split. Can Adam Carolla and Skip drag Jose back to the scene of the crime to fix his mess?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182434 +0000" stop="20260509184428 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Avi-ously Dangerous Home - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Open sewer pipes and insect infestations caused by shoddy contractor Avi are now making the homeowners sick. Can Adam Carolla and Skip hunt him down and force him to fix the disaster he created?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184428 +0000" stop="20260509190421 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hack of All Trades - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shady contractor Pedro claimed to be a jack-of-all-trades, but instead he jacked up everything he touched. Will his hack job prevail or can Carolla and Skip bring justice to the family he screwed over?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190421 +0000" stop="20260509192414 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Cards - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Preppy contractor Jeff converted a structurally sound home into a dangerous death trap when he removed a load bearing wall. Can Adam and Skip get him back to secure the house before it collapses?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192414 +0000" stop="20260509194408 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fooled by the Floyds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Los Angeles home is abandoned, leaving its homeowners and 15 month old baby in perpetual danger. But this ambush takes a twist when Adam Carolla and Skip discover the real truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180113 +0000" stop="20260509184702 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trained to Kill: The DC Sniper - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In 2002, a sniper shoots six victims in a Washington suburb, linking him to a spree that resulted in one of the largest manhunts in American history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184702 +0000" stop="20260509192942 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Count: The Green River Killer - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The unsolved murders of women around Green River near Seattle haunt investigators for decades - until crime scene science finally catches up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180056 +0000" stop="20260509182434 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S02E07</title>
    <desc>CatDog enter a band contest, but their competition includes The Greasers, who, from reading a ripped-up flyer, think it's just a huge battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182434 +0000" stop="20260509184824 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Greaser Sitting - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cliff's Neice comes to town for a visit, but Cliff needs a replacement babysitter (Lube was supposed to, but he was unable), so Cliff makes CatDog do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184824 +0000" stop="20260509191215 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Club - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cat wants to join a Cat Club, so he makes Dog wear a cat suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191215 +0000" stop="20260509193604 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Diggety Dog - S02E10</title>
    <desc>This is a CatDog short where they go onto a stage and sing about how they get along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193604 +0000" stop="20260509195953 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred the Flying Fish - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to capture ""Fred The Flying Fish"" for money, But as you know its hard to catch a flying fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180120 +0000" stop="20260509184232 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Derek &amp; Kristen - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Derek is a veteran and a single father who was cheated on by his ex-wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184232 +0000" stop="20260509192338 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keyonnah &amp; Bow Wow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Keyonnah has been a fan of the rapper Bow Wow since she was growing up. She messages him one day and is shocked when he messages her back. They have been talking for 4 months, but Keyonnah is suspicious when he refuses to video chat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181044 +0000" stop="20260509183213 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Censoring Problems - S02E12</title>
    <desc>1. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy   2. Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel   3. The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors
Fight Summary:   1 - Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy
The first fight took place in the deathmatch basement since it was a cockfight (they were dressed as chickens)... it ends with Tommy Lee unzipping his pants, and impaling Ron Jeremy with... well you know what i mean, leaving only a big hole in Ron Jeremy's head.
2 - Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel
When Jewel gets stuck in the floor by her lips, Alanis knocks down the big bag of money, which flattens Jewel, then Alanis uses the ladder to knock Jewel away, into the light rig, and explode.
But after the second fight, Alanis strips down so she's completely naked... and this, and the nudity in the first fight, makes the people at the B.O.O.B (like some censors or something)very angry, and Nick and Johnny is sent to prison.
3 - The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors
Note that Stacy and Mills commented this episode as Nick &amp; Johnny was in prison.
F</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183213 +0000" stop="20260509185320 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salute to Laughter - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It's comedian time!   1. Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top   2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles   Main Event:  Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg
1. Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top   The two battle with props from a treasure chest, and in the end, Dennis Miller shoves an air pump into Carrot Top's arse, inflates him and then turns him into an animal balloon.  Dennis tires to make a joke, but no one gets it, and when Carrot Top insults him, he takes an sharp object and bursts his opponent all over the arena!
2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles   The two comeidans are famous for insults, and they fight with a giant grill in the middle of the arena, and a giant spatula.  At first, Don is winning by shouting insults at Rodney, but after so many, his insults grow weak and he loses his strength.  Dangerfield then takes over, and punches Rickles so hard that he knocks him to pieces all over the grill!
Main Event:  Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg   The fight</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185320 +0000" stop="20260509191426 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophecy - S02E16</title>
    <desc>1. Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung   2. Steven Wright vs. Chris Tucker   3. Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Winona Ryder
Most of the cast almost die in this episode:   Nick is electrocuted by his microphone, Stone Cold gets in a fight with a moose, Mills almost spontaneously combusts, Johnny and Nick and Stone Cold sits in the tower when a plane crashes in it, Johnny's arm is cut off... but it was Stacy who died, after the third fight, she spontaneously combusts.
Fight Summary:
1 - Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung   (In episode 215, Dennis and Sammo started arguing during the first fight, and it led to this fight, also Dennis Franz was in episode 202, during the Calista Flockhart vs Lucy Lawless fight)
Mills doesnt like Dennis Franz for some reason.
By the end, Sammo's legs have been broken, and one of his arms chewed off by himself to escape the handcloves, he rolls around in the arena, Dennis climbs the ropes, and jumps down on Sammo, crushing him
2 - Steven Wright vs. Chris Tucker
Slow vs Fast
Steven ri</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191426 +0000" stop="20260509193608 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Memory Of Stacy Cornbred - S02E17</title>
    <desc>1. Cher vs. Bette Midler   2. Benito Mussolini vs. Roberto Benigni   3. John Travolta vs. Nicolas Cage</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193608 +0000" stop="20260509195643 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Streets of New York - S02E18</title>
    <desc>In this episode, the deathmatch cast interviews people in New York, about which fights they want to see.   Here's the list:
1. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer   2. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless   3. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson   4. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey   5. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino   6. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia   7. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan   8. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson   9. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy
All fights are of course clips, and no whole fight is shown.</desc>
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    <title>Marisa Ramirez, Jimmie Walker, Lisa Vidal, Kate Vernon - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Bloody visions of a violent tragedy haunt Marisa's childhood; Jimmie runs out of gas on an icy, North Dakota road and encounters a mysterious apparition; a close friend of Lisa's dies violently and returns from the other side; Kate has a terrifying paranormal experience that she will never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Shar Jackson, Blair Brown, Esai Morales, John Hensley - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Shar discovers the body of her friend after he inexplicably commits suicide and soon discovers the shocking truth behind the tragedy; Blair and her family are menaced by the violent spirit of an insane man; Esai encounters a terrifying entity hovering outside his apartment; John's skepticism of the paranormal is reversed forever after he has his own phenomenal encounter.</desc>
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    <title>All Herd All the Terd - S02E02</title>
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    <title>My Tummy, Your Hurts - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to enlist the fierce Coldtaurs in her battle — but they capture Glendale! Back in the human world, Waterbaby sends a message to Rider.</desc>
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    <title>Holes: Part 3 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Underground Kingdom, Horse learns that Rider has a magnificent new horse named Becky Apples. Would Rider really replace her?</desc>
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    <title>Bunch O' Scrunch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Horse discovers a powerful ability: She can jump into backstories! And seeing the tough times her herd friends faced helps her feel less alone.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Warrior - S01E50</title>
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Science Lesson: The Apaches by John.</desc>
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    <title>Let the Lightning Fall - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Ace disarms some plane hijackers working for Doc Terror, who is angered by their surrender. Despairing of the failing of humans, Terror blames Amber for selecting the hijackers, and decides to exterminate all of mankind and replace them with robots. Rex Charger is specially recalled from a skiing trip to respond to a distress signal. He discovers that it is Amber, being chased by Hacker and some Strafers. She tells the Centurions that her father intends to destroy all of humanity this time, and that she wants them to stop his mad plan. With her help, the Centurions track him down to a Florida power plant, and discover that Terror intends to use a weather control satellite to create the biggest storm the world has ever seen. With the storm's strength increasing exponentially, it is left to the Centurions to figure out a way of neutralizing it.
Science Lesson: Lightning by Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Cyborg Centurion - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Ace is seriously injured in a battle with Doc Terror's Doom-Drone Strafers and is turned into a cyborg to save his life. Resenting what has happened to him, Ace enters an underground cyborg fighting ring, calling himself Foss. He impresses Viva Vargas, a millionairess, and agrees to journey with her to her Alaskan base, Xanadu. Doc Terror attacks Xanadu, as Vargas has previously refused to work for him. Ace then reveals that he has only been pretending to be a cyborg in order to infiltrate the underground. He and the other Centurions then defend Xanadu against Terror's army.
Science Lesson: Lizards regenerating limbs by Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Animals - S01E53</title>
    <desc>In Dominion, Doc Terror attempts to turn his dog Brutus into a cyborg, but there is a malfunction that halts the mechanisation process while still giving the dog cyborg strength. With this knowledge, Terror creates the Encephalocaster, a device that can control other animals as well as giving them cyborg-enhanced strength. He uses the device on Skyvault and gains control of the space station with the help of Lucy. Once there, he uses the device to control all animals on Earth. As Jake attempts to deal with a Terror-controlled Shadow, Terror and Hacker prevent the other Centurions from beaming to Skyvault. With the Earth under siege by Terror's super-strong animals, the Centurions must figure out a way of getting to Skyvault and evicting Terror as well as shutting his Encephalocaster down.
Science Lesson: Animals' super-human abilities by Crystal.</desc>
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    <title>To Dare Dominion (1) - S01E54</title>
    <desc>John Thunder informs the Centurions that his old sparring partner Claw is now working for Doc Terror as a cyborg. Meanwhile, Doc Terror succeeds in creating a dimensional neutron vortex in his base, Dominion. Energy from the vortex is detected by Skyvault, where Crystal determines that the laws of reality will soon collapse. With Terror having stealth and scrambler fields all over the Arctic to hide his base, the Centurions lure Hacker into stealing a vital component for the vortex, and John sneaks on board Terror's airship. John makes it to Dominion, where Claw soon senses his presence and alerts Terror, who then gets Hacker to attack the SETI space probe station in the Andes to keep the rest of the Centurions occupied. Claw captures John and attempts to settle old scores with him. The other Centurions are sent to locate Dominion, but are too late, as Terror's dimensional vortex breaks out of control.
Science Lesson: Magnets by Ace.</desc>
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    <title>Unleash the Hulk - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cesar sets out to help a young bulldog named Jaxx, who has been keeping his family prisoner in their own home. His pet parent, Priscilla, has been so controlled by her fears that Jaxx is now confused and aggressive. It is up to Cesar to help the two create a calming environment led by boundaries and clear direction.</desc>
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    <title>Invasion from the 21st Level (2) - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Lost on Gobotron - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Cy-Kill's Shrinking Ray - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Doppelganger - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill has Snoop fly overtop of Leader-1 and record his movements and voice. Snoop has also recorded the rest of the Guardians in an elaborate plan to replace all of them with almost exact...</desc>
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    <title>The Quest for Roguestar - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Only the Lonely - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that the only way to win a case against his arch rival is to flirt with the judge.  Meanwhile, Ruth decides to adopt a baby.</desc>
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    <title>White People Can't Dance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.</desc>
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    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Rick James - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.</desc>
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    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Prince - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.</desc>
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    <title>If The Internet Were Real - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.</desc>
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    <title>World Series of Dice - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.</desc>
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    <title>Something Wicca This Way Comes - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Phoebe returns to San Francisco after losing her job to live with her older sisters, Prue and Piper. During their first night together in their grandmother's house, Phoebe finds a book of witchcraft and recites an incantation that leaves the sisters three with powers they were destined to have.</desc>
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    <title>I've Got You Under My Skin - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Piper has trouble dealing with her powers and fears what might happen if she enters a church. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a photographer who sucks the life out of young women to keep himself young, and Prue faces relationship complications with Andy when she gets a job at an auction house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180702 +0000" stop="20260509184958 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beth Schilling; Lindsey Knight - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Beth finds her bass-playing boyfriend jazzing it up with another woman; Lindsey catches her bartender boyfriend chasing more than just shots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184958 +0000" stop="20260509193256 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindy Madden; Bobby Nymfo Kamp - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Mindy's husband stews in a cauldron of deceit; Bobby discovers that her girlfriend has another private dancer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182205 +0000" stop="20260509184708 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endless Slumper - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Rick Walker, a friend of Sam, seeks his advice on how to end a losing streak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184708 +0000" stop="20260509191140 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Book - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191140 +0000" stop="20260509193640 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184709 +0000" stop="20260509193404 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tootsie Tomanetz - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Custodian by day, pitmaster by night: Meet 85-year-old Tootsie Tomanetz, whose Hill Country barbecue has made her a legend in Texas and beyond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183124 +0000" stop="20260509193020 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble Street - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne stops in Colton City to put up some supplies and a man by the name of Kell provokes him into a fight.</desc>
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    <title>New Chi City - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Emmett’s new venture yields big results for his bottom line but strains his personal life. Kiesha and Jake chart exciting new career paths. Victor awaits the election results. Kevin’s freedom comes at a cost. Papa falls for an older woman, while Jada advises her single friends. Douda makes a deal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190120 +0000" stop="20260509195724 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mo' Douda, Mo' Problems - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Emmett and Kiesha take a big leap while Shaad launches a new business with Deja’s help. Jamal returns to town on a mission. Papa struggles with his faith and Pastor Stanley’s interfering. Rob and Tiff make a potentially life-altering connection.</desc>
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    <title>Smash Therapy - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A mishap on the aerial ladder in the midst of a fire rescue leaves Mouch shaken and questioning his abilities. Kidd looks for support from Severide. Casey and Brett discuss their future.</desc>
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    <title>Funny What Things Remind Us - S09E04</title>
    <desc>While completing a task assigned by headquarters, Boden makes an unforeseen connection. Gallo is forced to make a surprise rescue to one of their own when the firehouse is called to the site of a construction explosion. Mouch reignites an old feud.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180438 +0000" stop="20260509184625 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Lost in the Dark - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage at Med puts multiple patients at risk and tests the skills of the staff and their enthusiastic med students. Natalie returns following her traumatic brain injury. Ethan and April wonder if a family is in their future.</desc>
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    <title>In the Valley of the Shadows - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Choi and Dr. Charles have difficult decisions to make as a dying man tries to preserve his life with a controversial scientific method. Dr. Marcel and April clash over how to handle a mysterious patient. Will questions Natalie’s capabilities.</desc>
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    <title>Trigger - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Intelligence suspects the leader of a local mosque is behind the bombing of an Army recruitment station. After a second explosion, Voight urges Halstead to follow the facts and not let his time in the service cloud his judgment.</desc>
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    <title>Black and Blue - S06E08</title>
    <desc>While CPD tries to take down a drug kingpin, Atwater faces a tough choice between doing what’s required to solve the murder of a young dealer and what’s best for the community.</desc>
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    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184242 +0000" stop="20260509190701 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tits Up, Tits Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diane wins a free mammogram and needs to see a specialist after the results, so Bonnie helps out. Daniel tries to overcome his anxiety over driving.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Balm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Diane partners with Gideon to sell homemade lotion but its secret ingredient proves costly. Bonnie wants to return to work as an event planner.</desc>
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    <title>Bridespup Chip - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Chip gets to be part of Grandma's wedding and helps choose what she'll wear to the event.</desc>
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    <title>Chip is Sorry - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After accidentally getting Nico in trouble, Chip worries he doesn't want to be her best friend anymore.</desc>
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    <title>Chip and Potato: Chip's Thanksgiving - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Pug and Panda families work together to feed the whole neighborhood for Thanksgiving — and everyone's welcome. The more the puggier!</desc>
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    <title>Flingos' Show - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Chip offers to take photos at the Flingos' synchronized swimming show, but it's harder than it looks!</desc>
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    <title>Does Pavlov Ring a Bell - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chip and Dale are jealous of the attentions bestowed upon Gadget by a lab rat named Sparky.</desc>
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    <title>Prehysterical Pet - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Dale adopts a pet, only to find out it's an intelligent dinosaur alien from a distant planet.</desc>
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    <title>A Creep in the Deep - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Captain Fin, self-appointed crusader for rights of fishes everywhere, uses a converted submarine to terrorize the land dwellers and the Rangers must find a way to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>Normie's Science Project - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Nimnul's nephew, Normie, 'borrows' one of Nimnul's inventions and enters it as his exhibit in a science fair.</desc>
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    <title>Seer No Evil - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Rangers visit a gypsy fortune teller at a local carnival and are shocked when she predicts that Chip will become the victim of a horrible accident.</desc>
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    <title>Valley Go Home! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The rivalry between two teenage gangs intensifies when each blames the other for a series of robberies. Officers mediate a feud between teenagers. Ponch and Jon intervene when some irate surfers chase the Valley kids who bumped their car. Meanwhile, a couple of thieves use trash pickup as a cover to rip off beach-goers' tape decks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182335 +0000" stop="20260509190536 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump for Bok Choy - S32E12</title>
    <desc>An Argentinian meat and something challengingly sweet are two of the appetizer surprises. In round two, the judges are happy to see a favorite seafood selection in the basket, and bok choy also finds its way to their plates. Finally, some giant sheets of tofu and an alluring take on cheesecake keep the finalists on their toes in the dessert round.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190536 +0000" stop="20260509194720 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks, Mom! - S34E01</title>
    <desc>To honor the wonderful women who raised them right, four famous Food Network cooks -- Ted Allen, Jeff Mauro, Jet Tila and Chris Santos -- compete with their moms! In the first round, the mother/son teams strive to manage their time and to carefully crack quail eggs. A large fish and some lovely lemons make up part of the second basket. Then, the final two family duos must find sweet ways to use blood oranges and walnuts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181909 +0000" stop="20260509184201 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Address - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Chowder and Mung Daal go to an unfamiliar part of Marzipan City to deliver a customer's order, a Roast Most. But the place is dirty and somewhat crime-infested, and goes through a disastrous event in which a large rat, who seems to have malicious purposes, chases them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184201 +0000" stop="20260509190506 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mahjongg Night - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chowder attempts to eat a dish called Meviled Eggs, no matter what it takes, even if it means ruining Truffles' game night with her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190506 +0000" stop="20260509192816 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thrice Cream Man - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal tries to break Chowder's Thrice Cream obsession by creating a living Thrice Cream Man. However, when this plan works and Chowder becomes sick of the food, the Thrice Cream Man goes into a deep rage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192816 +0000" stop="20260509195116 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gazpacho Stands Up - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gazpacho has a stand-up comedy gig coming up soon, but he has no material for it. He asks Chowder to write down his jokes in a book, but problems occur when Chowder's handwriting is illegible to everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181314 +0000" stop="20260509183437 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rugrats - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Julie forces Todd to host Chloe’s first slumber party; Faye smells a rat.</desc>
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    <title>Faye Talk Pretty One Day - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Faye tries to fix her diction; Todd is out of sync with Chloe’s school dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185559 +0000" stop="20260509191721 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Different Strokes - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Todd has trouble getting Grayson to reveal a secret; Chase helps Faye learn to swim.</desc>
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    <title>Todd Man Out - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Todd is jealous of Savannah’s new BFF, Chadd; Chloe talks Todd into buying her a fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180719 +0000" stop="20260509185156 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Becomes Her - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chucky wrestles with his mortality, while Jake and Devon take their romance to the next level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185156 +0000" stop="20260509193349 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic Room - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Armed with new weapons, Chucky aims to become the most prolific serial killer in history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180309 +0000" stop="20260509181309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tai Tracks - S06E22</title>
    <desc>New to Chuggington, Tai must navigate her way around town to make an important delivery on time! With help from her new friends, she just might get the job done!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181309 +0000" stop="20260509182309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Action Chugger's Day Off - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Being a super chugger is hard work! But when given a well deserved day off, Action Chugger has a hard time relaxing! Can the trainees get Action Chugger to finally rest his wheels?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182309 +0000" stop="20260509183309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Fashioned Way - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Koko has Old Puffer Pete feeling like his old ways are methodical and too slow. Does Old Puffer Pete have what it takes to save the day when new technology is put to the test?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183309 +0000" stop="20260509184309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out in the Cold - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a snow storm comes to Chuggington, Wilson and Brewster get caught out in the cold and must work together to make their way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184309 +0000" stop="20260509185309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Coach Koko - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Koko's confidence is shaken after she gets in an accident. Scared and second guessing herself, can she regain her speed in time to save Wilson and Brewster from trouble?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185309 +0000" stop="20260509190309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Chugger - S06E30</title>
    <desc>When Wilson finds out he's the first of his kind, his friends deem him "Chuggington Royalty"—a title that quickly goes to his engine!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190309 +0000" stop="20260509191309 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Patrol: Mission Thunder - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Chug Patrol is always in control, but when a thunder storm hits Chuggington, Wilson can't control his fear! Wilson must face his fears and weather the storm to help a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191309 +0000" stop="20260509192310 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brewster's Greatest Gift - S06E24</title>
    <desc>With Hodge’s radiator broken and no way to order another one, Brewster turns out to be the only one that can help by making a brave decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192310 +0000" stop="20260509193310 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imagine That - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tai and the trainees learn that with a little imagination any ordinary job can be extraordinary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193310 +0000" stop="20260509194310 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spooky Chugger - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Rattling Rivets! The Spooky Chugger has returned! With unexplained happenings around Chuggington, the trainees are convinced the tracks are haunted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194310 +0000" stop="20260509195310 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twin Trouble - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Hoot and Toot have had enough! The twins' bickering has finally led them to separate and go different ways. But now they're lost without each other! Will they come back together in time to watch the perfect sunset at Lookout Point?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180652 +0000" stop="20260509183528 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Local Hero - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Baby Mohammad is having a few unsettled nights, and Shazia and Amjad are finding it difficult to cope with the lack of sleep. Mrs Khan thinks they need to spend some quality time together, and deputises Mr Khan to book them a romantic weekend away.

Mr Khan is trying to win a Pride of Birmingham award (Alia misinterprets this as him going on a Birmingham Pride march), which leads to an altercation with a parking attendant at the supermarket. The dispute escalates and Khan finds himself staging a protest against parking fines from inside his car (after the attendant tries to have it towed away).

The police are called - in the shape of community support officer Amjad - and Khan is able to solve Amjad's problems and his own in one fell swoop. Alia, meanwhile, has managed to get herself and baby Mohammad on a TV show, much to the family's embarrassment...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183528 +0000" stop="20260509190328 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Shop - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan decides she and Mr Khan should have more 'together' time, and invites Khan along to watch her tango class demonstration. Mr Khan already has something planned - he's opening a fried chicken franchise on the high street. He is keeping it a secret from Mrs Khan as he has invested their pension money in it. He enlists Alia, Amjad, Naani and nephew Faraz as his chicken shop crack team. Matters are further complicated when the manageress at the chicken shop, Sandra, takes a shine to Amjad. But for Mr Khan this could be just what he needs...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190328 +0000" stop="20260509193202 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic Mo - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While trying to teach Baby Mo how to play cricket, Mr Khan discovers that his little grandson might be psychic and immediately sets him to work picking his lottery numbers.

Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, is threatening to solve Shazia and Amjad's housing problems by taking them with her to live in Bradford. Mrs Khan succumbs to stomach pains as a result of the stress, and the family rushes her to hospital.

On her hospital gurney, while waiting to see a doctor (who she tries to set up with Alia), Mrs Khan makes her husband promise to stop Shazia, Amjad and Baby Mo going to live with the in-laws. Khan has to use his ingenuity - and a DNA testing kit - to try and save the day, not before electrocuting himself on a defibrillator and getting involved in one mo' mix up...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193202 +0000" stop="20260509200009 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alia's Boyfriend - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. He's making his own version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake.

Meanwhile, there are more pressing problems on the domestic front: Alia's got a boyfriend. Mrs Khan is worried that he sounds too rough and sends Mr Khan (and son-in-law Amjad) to give him a talking to - at a pub.

After negotiating a number of bearded biker men, Khan meets the boyfriend and for purely selfish reasons invites him over to the house. However, Mrs Khan makes a discovery that forces Mr Khan to quiz Alia about every father's worst nightmare...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182025 +0000" stop="20260509192856 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is All Hell (1865) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with William Tecumseh Sherman's brilliant march to the sea, which brings the war to the heart of Georgia and the Carolinas and spells the end of the Confederacy. In March, following Lincoln's second inauguration, first Petersburg and then Richmond finally fall to Grant's army. Lee's tattered Army of Northern Virginia flees westward towards a tiny crossroads town called Appomattox Court House. There the dramatic and deeply moving surrender of Lee to Grant takes place. The episode ends in Washington where John Wilkes Booth begins to dream of vengeance for the South.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180606 +0000" stop="20260509182749 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Biddy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Rallo’s elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel (guest voice Kathryn Joosten), Rallo realizes that Hazel is after Murray’s money and tries to save him from making a costly mistake.

Meanwhile, Donna tells Cleveland that he’s too fat and needs to lose weight, so she signs him up for the gym. But instead of working out, Cleveland takes a lazy short-cut to achieve results</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182749 +0000" stop="20260509184932 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die Semi-Hard - S03E07</title>
    <desc>To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, “Die Hard”.

In Cleveland’s version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline &amp; Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland – wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie – must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184932 +0000" stop="20260509191110 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y Tu Junior Tambien - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady, Cleveland gets green with envy and suspicious of her motives. When things start to get too serious between the two young lovers, Cleveland suspects that the young woman is using Junior to get a green card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191110 +0000" stop="20260509193253 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes El Neighborhood - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After getting into several cultural misunderstandings with his popular new Latina neighbor, Cleveland tries to make amends by showing her his knowledge of her culture but gets into a bind when he offers to babysit her son and then loses him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193253 +0000" stop="20260509195436 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing with the Stools - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Determined to claim the first place trophy at the annual "Dancing with the Stools" ballroom dance competition, Donna recruits Cleveland Jr. to be her partner. But their hopes of taking home the big prize miss a beat when Cleveland Jr. professes his love for Donna – just moments before their well-rehearsed routine. Meanwhile, Roberta babysits Rallo for a week, and learns that domestic responsibilities are not as easy as they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180831 +0000" stop="20260509185248 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pia Brewer races to find Nick when he appears in an online video, bloodied and holding a sign that reads: "At 5 Million views I die."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185248 +0000" stop="20260509194257 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After connecting with Pia online, Detective Roshan Amiri finds himself embroiled in her brother's case while facing resistance within his own ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180535 +0000" stop="20260509183059 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing to Fur but Fur Itself - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Having been scared by a ghost movie, T-Bone resolves to not let fear get the better of him - easier said than done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183059 +0000" stop="20260509185624 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jetta's Project - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Jetta decides she really wants to win a model-building contest, she exploits her friendship with Charley and Emily to get her way. But she soon learns that things work out much better when you treat your friends with respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185624 +0000" stop="20260509192149 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinky Friends - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Clifford can't resist going into a field to play – even after Emily Elizabeth tells him he's not allowed. He and his friends soon learn that rules are there for a reason and it's a good idea to follow them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192149 +0000" stop="20260509194713 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's Wonderful Mr. Bleakman - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bleakman gets a little grumpy when Clifford messes up his new potato garden, making Emily almost wish that he weren't her neighbor; but through flashbacks she is reminded of all the nice things he's done; and Emily learns that under his sometimes gruff exterior he is a nice man and a very good neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181308 +0000" stop="20260509183915 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puppy Dog Power - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clifford and Jorge meet a new friend named Bobby at the dog park who's a rather big dog compared to their small puppy size. He's a playful puppy like them, but Clifford is a bit intimidated. Jorge assures Clifford that big dogs are big fun, but it turns out that Bobby plays rather rough for them. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, they try things such as faking being sick in order to get out of playing with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183915 +0000" stop="20260509190522 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sand Castle Hassle - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth, Nina, their families and dogs are taking a day-trip to the beach. Emily Elizabeth and Nina are entering a sand-castle competition and Jorge and Clifford are eager to help out --- it should be a fun time! The stakes are raised, however, when a dog named Jack says that he's sure his owners will win. Pretty soon, Clifford and Jorge are engaging in displays of one-upmanship that leave Nina and Emily Elizabeth quite puzzled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190522 +0000" stop="20260509193129 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrating Spring - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth, Nina, Jorge and Clifford watch a newsbit on TV about the local City Restoration Project, which inspires them to do something about the empty lot behind the apartment. They enlist the help of Shun, Evan and Vanessa and get to work creating a garden. However, problems soon arise as there seems to be no solid plan. Everyone ends up getting in each other's way and soon things are actually looking worse than they were when they started.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193129 +0000" stop="20260509195736 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford the Scary Puppy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Halloween has come and Emily Elizabeth and her friends Nina and Shun get together for trick-or-treating. They've dressed up their animals as well and everyone has fun getting candy and treats. Evan's apartment is the last stop before heading back for the Halloween party and Evan suggests that they're not experiencing all that Halloween has to other. He decides to play some scary tricks to liven things up, but is in for a surprise of his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181435 +0000" stop="20260509184017 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184017 +0000" stop="20260509190636 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra discovers she cannot continue to run for Student Body President because of term limits, so she convinces JFK to run on her behalf, and when Abe sees that Cleo appreciates leaders, he decides to run as well. But students of Clone High do not care about real issues, and many are infatuated with JFK; Abe employs a corporate sponsor, "X-Stream Blu," to jazz up his campaign. The only problem is that Gandhi becomes horribly addicted to this mysterious food product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190636 +0000" stop="20260509193041 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), the students of Clone High begin to ostracize him. Abe must decide whether to please Cleo by doing the same, or to stand up for his "best dude 4 ever" and lose any chance of being with Cleo. Meanwhile, Joan struggles with living up to the legacy of her 15th century clone mother, and begins hearing strange religious voices in her head. Also, Principal Scudworth starts wearing Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, in the belief that it gives him the power to relate to the students of Clone High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193041 +0000" stop="20260509195450 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Abe decides to organize a Clone High Student Film Festival, he spends much time working on a movie about a misunderstood football-playing giraffe; Cleopatra stars in an autobiographical epic about how difficult it is to be as perfect and glamorous as her; Joan directs an avant-garde film which expresses her love for Abe through psychoanalytic dream imagery; and Gandhi and George Washington Carver work together to make a hilarious mixed-race buddy cop action comedy called Black and Tan. Meanwhile, JFK plans a film but never manages to leave the casting couch with his various wouldbe female co-stars, and Principal Scudworth starts to panic when his bosses on the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures invite themselves to his house for dinner, but thankfully for him, Mr. Butlertron is there to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180348 +0000" stop="20260509181550 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So I Married a Watermelon - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Flint tries to get his father to eat healthier by inventing a spray to make Tim love fruits and vegetables.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181550 +0000" stop="20260509182734 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shelbourne Identity - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Sam discovers and spills the beans that the Mayor's first name is Tootsie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182734 +0000" stop="20260509183917 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appreciate This! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Frustrated that the town doesn't appreciate the beauty around them, Sam makes Flint invent something to force them to do so.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183917 +0000" stop="20260509185101 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Shoe-In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Flint asks Sam to train him for the annual father/son horseshoe contest, which uncovers Sam's troubled past with the sport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185101 +0000" stop="20260509190303 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lobster Claus Is Coming to Town (1) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Flint introduces Sam to Swallow Falls' unique Christmas traditions, centered around the mythical Lobster Claus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190303 +0000" stop="20260509191504 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lobster Claus Is Coming to Town (2) - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Santa challenges Lobster Claus to a showdown for Christmas supremacy. Now, Sam and Flint have to find a way to restore peace in Swallow Falls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191504 +0000" stop="20260509192648 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When I Was Your Age - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Flint and Sam move to the other side of the island to take up an inventing-free life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192648 +0000" stop="20260509193849 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flint's Biggest Flup - S01E52</title>
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  <programme start="20260509193849 +0000" stop="20260509195033 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair We Go Again - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Flint invents the hair unbalder when he realises he'll go bald one day, but Tim offers him another point of view by showing him the perks of being bald.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182056 +0000" stop="20260509184259 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grimmworld - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Dauber's fairy-tale romance with his new girlfriend (Nicastro) is jeopardized when he begins to suspect that Hayden doesn't approve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184259 +0000" stop="20260509190523 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Money - S09E07</title>
    <desc>When Luther and Doris plan to get married, Howard plans a huge televised half-time wedding for them during the Breakers vs. Niners game. Unfortunately, Luther's new obsession with Doris' money causes some problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190523 +0000" stop="20260509192746 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Win Some, You Lose Some - S09E08</title>
    <desc>When Hayden and Christine made plans to celebrate Christmas in Minnesota, they never believed the Breakers had any chance of making it to the playoffs. But fate is with the team and it looks like Hayden will play the Bills in Buffalo instead of playing Santa to Tim on his first Christmas. Monday Night Football announcers Frank Gifford, Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf have cameos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192746 +0000" stop="20260509195010 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Buffalo - S09E09</title>
    <desc>On their way to face the Buffalo Bills in a wild-card game, Luther's love of chicken wings saddles the Breakers with a severe case of food poisoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182551 +0000" stop="20260509185323 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike First - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Present day Daniel LaRusso lives a charmed life. That is, until he sees that the Cobra Kai dojo, the source of his teenage angst and rivalry, has been reestablished by Johnny Lawrence. Struggling to launch the business, Johnny starts teaching karate to his teenage neighbor Miguel. Daniel faces his former opponent and old offenses are quickly reignited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185323 +0000" stop="20260509191555 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Esqueleto - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Johnny tries to recruit more students to join the dojo. Troubled by his daughter’s friends, Daniel chaperones her high school costume dance. Johnny takes Miguel’s training seriously and starts creating a badass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191555 +0000" stop="20260509194238 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobra Kai Never Dies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Daniel’s car dealership billboard is sprayed with lewd graffiti, it consumes Daniel and escalates tensions against a rival. Robby, Johnny’s delinquent son, is embarrassed about his father and his new dojo. The bullying escalates against Miguel and motivates Johnny in a surprising way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184726 +0000" stop="20260509194359 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playtime Favorites - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Whether training hard in taekwondo or using their five senses, JJ and his friends bring joy and music to playtime with beloved kids' songs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180053 +0000" stop="20260509182502 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plan for Independent Japan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lelouch directs the Black Knights in a counterattack against the Britannian forces and recalls how he came to forget his past: after Suzaku arrested him and brought him back to Britannia a year ago, the Emperor used his Geass to implant false memories in Lelouch's mind. The new Knightmare Frame prototype Vincent arrives and wreaks havoc on the Black Knights. They collapse Babel Tower to retreat, simultaneously dropping it on Viceroy Carares and creating a road straight to the Chinese Federation Consulate, where the Black Knights escape to. Zero broadcasts his plan to recreate the United State of Japan. The Britannian military retreats, but the pilot of the Vincent, Rolo, is not so easily swayed. After arriving at the consul grounds, he confronts Li Xingke, revealing that he too possesses the power of Geass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182502 +0000" stop="20260509184910 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imprisoned in Campus - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lelouch returns to the Ashford Academy during the broadcast, causing Villeta Nu's Special Division to have doubts he was the Zero on television. Needing information on his sister's whereabouts, Lelouch sets a trap to turn Rolo into his pawn. Gilbert G.P. Guilford, Cornelia li Britannia's knight and acting Viceroy of Area 11, presents an ultimatum to Zero: reveal himself or let the incarcerated Black Knights face execution. Elsewhere, Suzaku leads the Britannian frontlines in the Lancelot in the war against the Euro Universe. Lelouch confronts Rolo, but Rolo's unique abilities allow him to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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    <title>Counterattack at the Gallows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lelouch deduces the nature of Rolo's Geass and convinces Rolo to spare him; in return, he will hand over C.C. Li Xingke confronts the Eunuch Gao Hai and kills him to take command of the consulate. As the deadline approaches, Guilford prepares to execute the captured Black Knights, until Zero appears, challenging him to a duel. Using the same strategy from the Black Rebellion, he collapses the portion of the settlement they are standing on, causing confusion amongst the Britannian military as they are dumped into Chinese territory. While Kallen and the Black Knights rescue the prisoners, Rolo appears in the Vincent to kill Lelouch for his betrayal. However, Lelouch takes a bullet meant for Rolo, giving the youth pause. Lelouch plays on his insecurities about his future and sibling relationship, convincing him to join his cause.</desc>
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    <title>Knights of the Round - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suzaku returns to Ashford Academy to investigate Lelouch. With the Black Knights reassembled, Lelouch plans to lead the resistance while maintaining his façade as a student. A welcoming party is held for Suzaku at the academy, and C.C.'s love of pizza threatens to reveal Lelouch's secret; Kallen arrives to retrieve her but is seen by Villeta. She tells Lelouch how she came with Kaname Ohgi the previous year, and Lelouch uses this information to blackmail her. Alone, Suzaku reveals to Lelouch his goal of becoming the Knight of One, which would allow him complete governing authority over Area 11. To test Lelouch, he allows him to speak with the new Viceroy of Area 11: Nunnally vi Britannia.</desc>
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    <title>Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest, Ali Wentworth go out for a spin in a low grill 1970 Mercedes 280SE Cabriolet to wasply grab some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183041 +0000" stop="20260509184745 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon cruise over to Jerry's actual car in a 1956 Chevy Corvette convertible to hop aboard yet another vehicle to enjoy some comedic sailing out at sea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184745 +0000" stop="20260509190443 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon finish up their day on the water and head back to the mainland for John's Famous Pancake House and a cup of coffee.</desc>
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    <title>Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I'll Go If I Don't Have to Talk - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry and the “James Bond of comedy” Julia Louis-Dreyfus reminisce as they share a cappuccino after cruising the Pacific Palisades in a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.</desc>
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    <title>Steve Harvey: Always Do the Banana Joke First - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry and Steve Harvey prowl Chicago in a ‘57 Chevy Bel Air convertible, enjoy some fine cigars and muse about offensive jokes and the futility of comedy class.</desc>
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    <title>Jim Carrey: We Love Breathing What You're Burning, Baby - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry’s full of testosterone as he steps into a ‘76 Lamborghini Countach with Jim Carrey, who’s between a three-week cleanse and a five-day silent retreat. After coffee, it’s off to Carrey’s studio to study a portrait of a gorilla with a machine gun. Wow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181810 +0000" stop="20260509184758 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - Donel Jack'sman - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Donel Jack'sman counts down the four comic bits his mother hates most as he riffs on horror movies, absurd stereotypes, relationships and more.</desc>
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    <title>Middle East - Ibraheem Alkhairallah - S01E25</title>
    <desc>With irreverent impersonations and stories that get personal, Ibraheem Alkhairallah reveals secrets to advertising, marital bliss and social media.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191711 +0000" stop="20260509194712 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle East - Rawsan Hallak - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In a rapid-fire set, Rawsan Hallak sounds off on the perils of physical fitness, the pressure to get married and long-distance calls to her mom.</desc>
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    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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    <title>Curriculum Unavailable - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Abed becomes convinced that there is a conspiracy afoot and that Dean Pelton is an imposter. When Abed is apprehended sneaking around on campus, he is required to see a therapist, or risk being sent to jail.</desc>
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    <title>Digital Estate Planning - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Pierce is summoned to Hawthorne Enterprises to discuss his inheritance with his deceased father's former right-hand man, Gilbert Lawson. The study group goes with him for moral support and must all pitch in to play the video game of their life on Pierce's behalf for the sake of his inheritance.</desc>
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    <title>The First Chang Dynasty - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Chang gains control of Greendale's campus, the study group forms a plot to take back the school. Troy seeks help at the Air Conditioning Repair Annex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192139 +0000" stop="20260509194304 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introduction to Finality - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jeff and and his former colleague Alan battle in court as opposing counsel in Pierce and Shirley's sandwich shop case. Meanwhile, Vice Dean Laybourne makes one last ditch effort to win Troy over to his Air Conditioning Repair Annex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181612 +0000" stop="20260509183718 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183718 +0000" stop="20260509185851 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving, Dating and Deceit - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185851 +0000" stop="20260509192024 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Traps and Heart Attacks - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192024 +0000" stop="20260509194157 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Weed and a Bad Seed - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182843 +0000" stop="20260509190449 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Comfort - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Three more home cooks whip up creative comfort food for Melba Wilson, the queen of Southern cooking, by bidding on items like her Cajun spice mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190449 +0000" stop="20260509194124 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backyard BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The home cooks must smoke the competition to impress barbecue champ Melissa Cookston, who gives one lucky chef feedback ahead of judging.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183537 +0000" stop="20260509191112 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191112 +0000" stop="20260509194633 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181008 +0000" stop="20260509183146 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Rig an Election - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tired of "Gorgeous George" and his reign as activities coordinator, Hank backs Charlie and Margaret backs Sid for the position in the upcoming election, and it instantly turns dirty.</desc>
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    <title>TV Heist - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hank and Margaret lose a cornhole competition to some resident cheaters and, as a result, miss out on the coveted prize—a new 65" flat-screen TV. So, the gang attempts to steal the TV, which means breaking in to Allison's office after locking her and Sid in the sauna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185320 +0000" stop="20260509191459 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving at Murray's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Margaret scores an invite to an exclusive foodie potluck for Thanksgiving, she takes Sid as her plus one, leaving Hank and Charlie to find a backup plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191459 +0000" stop="20260509193627 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank the Cradle Robber - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Hank starts dating a much younger woman, the gang suspects she may be a gold-digger taking advantage of him because of his age. But after rifling through her things, they fear this relationship could be something much worse - a pregnancy trap</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193627 +0000" stop="20260509195755 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Dates the Zodiac Killer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Margaret begins dating Karl, a fellow Shady Meadows resident who may or may not be the Zodiac Killer. Meanwhile, the guys are hunting for a different kind of criminal: a serial non-flusher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180130 +0000" stop="20260509182220 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 90 - S18E13</title>
    <desc>When an officer investigates a distress call from a nearby apartment complex, he attempts to detain an uncooperative male.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182220 +0000" stop="20260509184206 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 91 - S18E14</title>
    <desc>Stories from Ft. Myers, Fl.. Las Vegas and Lee County, Florida.
Police are dispatched to a call from a person who was approached by a man with a gun that claimed he had used it in robbing a bank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184206 +0000" stop="20260509185545 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 92 - S18E15</title>
    <desc>From Ft. Myers, Fl., Las Vegas, Nv., and Fresno, Ca.
Stories include Police setting out to apprehend drug dealers by using a taxi cab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185545 +0000" stop="20260509191635 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 93 - S18E16</title>
    <desc>From Las Vegas, NV, Travis County, Texas, and Atlanta, Ga.
Police respond to a call that involves a man who has detained by force a suspect caught in the act of vandalism.
Other stories include a domestic disturbance in Texas and a stolen car in Georgia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191635 +0000" stop="20260509193725 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 94 - S18E17</title>
    <desc>Gwinnett County, Ga., police use a Taser to stabilize a crime scene; and Las Vegas cops respond to a father-son dispute in which each accuses the other of having started the commotion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193725 +0000" stop="20260509195813 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 95 - S18E18</title>
    <desc>Stories are from Gwinnett, County, Ga, Las Vegas, Nv, Travis County, Tx and Atlanta, Ga.
A backpack full of drugs is found during the arrest of suspects in an area known for heroin deals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181535 +0000" stop="20260509183928 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Storyteller - S06E26</title>
    <desc>"Gram Tee", Cliff's 98 year old great aunt, comes to visit the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183928 +0000" stop="20260509190252 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Time Next Year - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Denise takes classes locally at Medgar Evers College, while Vanessa enrolls at Lincoln University in Pennsylvania. Rudy starts sixth grade. Olivia starts preschool.
In a scene prior to the opening credits, Olivia enters Cliff's bedroom wearing a Bart Simpson mask. It is a nod to FOX's decision to move The Simpsons to Thursdays at 8:00 pm Eastern/Pacific, presenting The Cosby Show with its first true ratings challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190252 +0000" stop="20260509192646 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird in the Hand - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cliff tries to win a classic jazz record at an auction, while filling in for Denise as volunteer parent at Olivia's preschool. Sullivan Walker as Dr. James Harmon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192646 +0000" stop="20260509195039 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Barbecue - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Huxtable family erupts in a battle of the sexes after Theo suggests having a stripper at Martin's post-wedding bachelor party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181430 +0000" stop="20260509183552 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Yourself Go - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jules has difficulty coping when Travis gets ready to leave for college; Andy forms an elaborate plan to deceive Ellie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183552 +0000" stop="20260509185644 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Makin' Some Noise - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Jules adjusts to living on her own, Grayson unwillingly becomes the new object of her constant attention; Travis turns to Bobby for advice on how to redefine himself at college; and Ellie is determined not to be friends with her new nanny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185644 +0000" stop="20260509191736 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Damage You've Done - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Grayson decides that it's the right time to tell Jules about what had happened between Laurie and himself. After Jules knows the truth she tries to project her anger at someone, but cannot decide at who. While Laurie professes hel love for Smith, and Bobby gets obsessed with watching a street performer swallow a sword, and Andy gets Travis to doubt Kylie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191736 +0000" stop="20260509193828 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Me Alive - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jules schemes to continue giving Bobby money when he stops taking alimony payments. Ellie ticks off the gang by being arrogant about her intelligence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193828 +0000" stop="20260509195920 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know How It Feels - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jules isn't happy when her father pays a visit. Travis gets a surprise at Halloween, and Bobby campaigns to be Stan's guardian should something happen to Ellie and Andy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180228 +0000" stop="20260509182459 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Stormy Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing has created a creature to kill Duckula, but in order to get it to work he must enlist the help of one of Duckula's resurrected ancestors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182459 +0000" stop="20260509184726 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transylvanian Homesick Blues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Duckula, Igor, and nanny go for a ride on a roller coaster run by a Mr. Fexactely. The coaster takes them on a strange trip through time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184726 +0000" stop="20260509191012 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restoration Comedy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>To Igor's displeasure, the Count has hired Mr. Roberto to renovate the castle. He wants to make it less evil-looking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191012 +0000" stop="20260509193245 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mutinous Penguins - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While looking for the castle, which has transported to the Antarctic, Duckula, Nanny, and Igor are trapped on an ice flow by mutinous penguins. There, they must deal not only with looking for the castle, but with the Vikings that are stuck there with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193245 +0000" stop="20260509195508 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Von Goosewing's Invisible Ray - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing has built an invisible ray, which he plans to use to get rid of Duckula. Meanwhile, Duckula, Igor, and Nanny argue about magic tricks and spells.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181437 +0000" stop="20260509184522 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184522 +0000" stop="20260509191607 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191607 +0000" stop="20260509194651 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Matter to Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's lights, camera, action for Bailey as a Rocky Top Records film crew stops by the ranch… and encounters a less-than-cinematic day of disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181224 +0000" stop="20260509183910 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183910 +0000" stop="20260509190306 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffey Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Criscilla's cancer is officially in remission, so she and Coffey prioritize their health and kick off a fitness challenge to spice up their routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190306 +0000" stop="20260509192619 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Bang and Twang! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Criscilla must undergo surgery to finally put cancer in the rearview.  Coffey books a local gig in Hollywood and gets back to his guitar-slinging ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192619 +0000" stop="20260509194915 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanna Be Your Cowboy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Paw Paw and Big Red in tow, Coffey heads to Reno for the Western Fairs Convention.  At the Anderson home, the kids pamper Criscilla with a mom spa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184508 +0000" stop="20260509194726 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mwalimu's brothers object to his final resting place as people start falling ill after the funeral. Vivienne and Max bend the law to get what they want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182054 +0000" stop="20260509184307 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunchback of Nowhere - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A hunchback who is rejected by everyone wants to find a house to sleep in. He goes to the Bagge house, but Eustace rejects him. It's raining and Courage gets Eustace's raincoat and finds the hunchback in the barn. He is very friendly and together have fun doing shadow puppets, acrobatic stunts and bell ringing. Muriel is happy to have the hunchback stay with them, but Eustace wants him to go.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184307 +0000" stop="20260509190534 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Black Puddle - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A Queen who lives in a puddle in the yard of the farm rises up out of the puddle. Eustace sees this Queen and decides to follow the hot chick. Little does he know that she is bad and plans to eat him. She drags him into the puddle, and Courage follows to save Eustace. She lives in a castle, which is where she plans to eat him. Courage saves him and gets out of the puddle as they just miss being captured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190534 +0000" stop="20260509192746 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Courage, Muriel, and Eustace go on vacation to the North Pole. Courage goes out to get firewood and comes back to the igloo (where they were staying) and finds everybody else is gone. Courage knew it was a snowman because he saw it earlier. He figured out that the snowman was taking a liquid from Eustace and Muriel's body to be able to live in hot weather and not melt. Courage gets captured by the snowman but breaks out and saves both. The snowman falls into icy water while chasing them and freezes into a giant ice cube. Muriel, Courage, and Eustace go home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192746 +0000" stop="20260509195011 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads of Beef - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Muriel is sick, so she sends Courage and Eustace to go to the bakery for her. Eustace gets in his truck and decides to go to eat first. He goes to a place called ""Burgers: Really Cheap!"". The owner is a pig named Jonn Bonne. He gives Eustace and Courage burgers. When Courage sees a guy come into a room and not come back, he thinks he was made into a burger because the burger looks just like him. He goes down and sees Jonn Bonne and his wife talking over a silhoutte of a person's head on a table! The Bonnes go after Courage, but he escapes through the mail slot and runs all the way home. Muriel has gotten better. It turns out the heads were really sculptures made of hamburger meat that Jonn Bonne makes. He, his wife, Eustace and that guy eat one of Eustace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181845 +0000" stop="20260509182520 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Bully - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Chicken and Flem are the victim of Butch, the school bully. But Butch soon finds himself the victim of the new school bully, Jimmy, along with Chicken and Flem. Cow persuades Chicken and Flem to help Butch, and they soon find out that they were really wimps inside inflatable buff suits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182520 +0000" stop="20260509183153 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183153 +0000" stop="20260509183828 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orthodontic Police - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Orthodontic Police: The Red Guy is an orthodontic police officer, whose duty is to correct those with bad teeth. He puts them into painful and rediculous-looking retainers that cover their whole bodies. He ultimately puts them on everybody, even those without teeth. When everyone learns that the braces are permanent, Super Cow comes to everyone's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183828 +0000" stop="20260509184501 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cow with Four Eyes - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Cow has a new pair of glasses, and suddenly becomes the smartest person in school. Chicken decides that two can play at that game and gets glasses himself, but since he already has perfect vision, the glasses make everything look blurry. He soon becomes the new smartest kid in class. Because of his new intellect, he is placed in charge of tearing down the new ""dungeon"", which was really a new indoor swimming pool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184501 +0000" stop="20260509185135 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow's Instincts...Don't It? - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185135 +0000" stop="20260509185809 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballerina Cow - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Cow's dream is to be a great ballerina, but her weight makes her a big klutz, and everytime she dances, she destroys the house. She is the target of the eyes of recently de-wrecking ball home wrecker, Irving J. Slacksoff (The Red Guy). He makes Cow his new home wrecking act, and her ballerina skills cause her to destroy an entire building.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185809 +0000" stop="20260509191945 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field Trip to Folsom Prison - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken's class takes a field trip to Folsom Prison. There, Chicken changes place with a prisoner, and causes riots by pantsing guards, and demands Pork Butts and Taters for lunch, while the prisoner, Rhode Island Red, pretends to be Chicken. Cow sees through this, and under Super Cow, returns Red, and rescues Chicken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191945 +0000" stop="20260509194121 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl's Bathroom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girl's bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a cigar machine, a hair washer, and an enclosed toilet, where you can get a complete image makeover.
I Am Weasel: ""This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194121 +0000" stop="20260509194756 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Cow - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Space Cow: Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs they'd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essay's writer will get to have a day's worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, he's a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow.
The Legend of Sailcat: Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.
I Am Weasel: ""Happy Baboon Holidays""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194756 +0000" stop="20260509195428 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of SailCat - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181316 +0000" stop="20260509183756 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #15: My Funny Valentine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Jet brings in a fugitive from Faye’s past, the rebellious beauty must decide whether to turn him in – or give an old flame one last chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183756 +0000" stop="20260509190237 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #18: Speak Like a Child - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious package arrives, Faye disappears on a gambling binge, and Spike and Jet embark on a frustrating search for ancient technology!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190237 +0000" stop="20260509192718 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #4: Gateway Shuffle - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Faye teams up with Spike and Jet to track down a gang of space activists that plans on turning the human population into monkeys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192718 +0000" stop="20260509195156 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #5: Ballad of Fallen Angels - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spike aims to collect the bounty on a member of the Red Dragon Syndicate, but his mission leads him into a deadly showdown with a face from his past!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184805 +0000" stop="20260509193828 +0000" channel="C757.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brotherly Love (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An identical murder takes place while David Harvey is in custody. Fitz visits his priest brother Michael and accuses him of murder, while Maggie Harvey demands that her husband is released.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181647 +0000" stop="20260509184040 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184040 +0000" stop="20260509190400 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190400 +0000" stop="20260509192757 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192757 +0000" stop="20260509195217 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184336 +0000" stop="20260509193025 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrots, Burgers and Picnics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Carrot ice cream, Elvis burgers and rainbow falafel are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184001 +0000" stop="20260509192111 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Need to Find My Frenemy - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Rebecca gets a call to help her old nemesis out of a complicated situation. Nathaniel, Josh and Greg attempt to deal with their competing feelings for Rebecca. Pete Gardner, Vella Lovell and Gabrielle Ruiz also star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183706 +0000" stop="20260509191940 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Downward Facing Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Raquel goes on a date with Harry and discovers he's actually kind of kick-ass and romantic, but Amy is concerned - she can't shake the feeling that Harry's too good to be true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181833 +0000" stop="20260509190914 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Culture of Suspicion - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The case of a missing 12-year-old gets media attention, while more bodies turn up. Investigators have a profile of the killer and suspects emerge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190914 +0000" stop="20260509195644 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reckoning - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pieces of the puzzle come together when an abducted woman jumps from a moving vehicle and new evidence from an old case points to a suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180837 +0000" stop="20260509185138 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starter Home - S14E02</title>
    <desc>When the mummified remains of numerous victims are found in the walls of an elderly couple’s remote South Carolina home, Rossi, J.J. and Simmons are dispatched to track down a trail of clues that date back over 20 years. The hunt becomes urgent after BAU learns the killer has a specific ritual of when to strike, and like clockwork another person goes missing. Also, Rossi reconnects with his ex-wife, Krystall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185138 +0000" stop="20260509193127 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rule 34 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>When packages with gruesome contents are delivered to six people in the Washington, D.C. area, the BAU must first figure out what connects the recipients before they can identify the UnSub. Also, Simmons and Kristy struggle to connect with their son, David, who is suspended from school for aggressive behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181117 +0000" stop="20260509183408 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes on the Prize - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jay celebrates his 1000th episode but the episode is less than successful. Ratings get worse so Jay seeks image consultant, Adolph Hitmaker, for advice. The advice is unsuccessful and Jay is fired. Jay gets a new job on a show which teaches English for cab drivers but Jay is unhappy so he decides to win himself another Pulitzer Prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183408 +0000" stop="20260509185647 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Doris Has Her Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jay is given two tickets to a new play based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He tries to find a date but no woman will go with him so he goes with Doris instead. Surprisingly, Jay and Doris have a good time and their relationship eventually blossoms. One day Doris recalls she has a son she put up for adaption. Jay mentions he is adapted and both start to think they are biological mother and son and must find more evidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185647 +0000" stop="20260509191927 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marathon Mensch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the studio catches fire during Jay's show, he collapses and must be rescued from the fire by Doris. When the news reports Jay's being rescued, he gets a reputation as being a wimp so he tries to prove his manliness by running in the New York marathon which tends to be more tiresome than it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191927 +0000" stop="20260509194229 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. Jay - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jay is offered to write the screenplay for a new movie, Ghostchasers III, so he takes a break from his show to go to L.A. to write the new movie and experience Hollywood life but the movie producer isn't satisfied with Jay's script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180350 +0000" stop="20260509184804 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Bunny to Love - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The vets help a koi with a skin issue; kids visit the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184804 +0000" stop="20260509193200 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hogs and Hisses - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The doctors rush to save a fox's leg; venomous snakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182818 +0000" stop="20260509191811 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The System - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Prince Philip offers his support to a grieving family member. Keen to snatch a scoop, a tabloid journalist approaches Diana about a tell-all book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181806 +0000" stop="20260509190118 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Secrets - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Avery confronts the hacker who released her patients’ information when she was a psychologist, and Krumitz confronts the man who murdered his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190118 +0000" stop="20260509194319 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why-Fi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>D.B. Russell, a civilian specialist, transfers from Las Vegas to become the director of the newly created division of Next Generation Cyber Forensics. He joins Avery and her team as they track down the most dangerous cyber criminals, beginning with the hacking of a home security system that turns into a homicide investigation. Also, Avery considers moving to a new position within the hierarchy of the FBI, Krumitz is a witness in his sister’s trial, Elijah deals with a delicate family situation and more is revealed about both Nelson’s and Raven’s backgrounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180812 +0000" stop="20260509183750 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funkhouser's Crazy Sister - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183750 +0000" stop="20260509190721 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vehicular Fellatio - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190721 +0000" stop="20260509193809 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reunion - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Approaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by casting her as George's ex-wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181245 +0000" stop="20260509183628 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orange Crush - S11E14</title>
    <desc>While running an orange juice stand with Bill, George is fascinated by the special trucks used by the highway crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183628 +0000" stop="20260509190011 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Market - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Jumpy accidentally starts up a steamroller; George is excited to help the Renkins at a farmer's market in the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190011 +0000" stop="20260509192353 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Your Ice Only - S12E01</title>
    <desc>A heat wave power outage threatens a small snowman George has kept in the freezer since winter, so George searches for ice</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192353 +0000" stop="20260509194736 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George &amp; the Unforgettable Father's Day - S12E02</title>
    <desc>After learning about totem poles from his new friend, Kimi, George is inspired to make one for Father's Day</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180624 +0000" stop="20260509182921 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Key and Noah's Doors - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Lero kidnaps Lenalee, who is sucked into a portal. Seeing Lenalee disappear, Allen reaches into the portal and is pulled in as well. Lavi, Kanda, Krory, and Chaoji follow suit. Soon after, those who are left behind look to the sky and see a strange object in the sky; General Tiedoll and Bookman realize that the object is the infamous Noah's Ark. They are then attacked by a horde of giant Akuma. Marie attacks with Noel Organon while Tiedoll attacks with Art. Miranda, who is still tired from the previous encounters, tells Bookman that everyone's time is still inside her Innocence, but any new injuries that they receive will not heal. Inside the Ark, Allen and his friends see a projection of the Earl, who tells them that they will be deleted (along with the Ark) in three hours. The Exorcists race to find the exit that Allen had previously used. Tyki appears and tells them that there is an exit situated at the Ark's highest point, the top of a tower. Allen realizes that Tyki is the Noah that destroyed his Innocence. Tyki gives them a key to Road's exit door and leaves. The room that the Exorcists enter is occupied by the Noah, Skin Boric. Kanda, who recognizes Skin as the Noah targeting General Tiedoll, tells the others to go ahead and prepares to challenge Skin by himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182921 +0000" stop="20260509185217 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hunts Akuma - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Allen Walker and his golem, Timcanpy have recently arrived in London, planning to visit the Black Order Headquarters. Meanwhile, Officers Moore and Charles are investigating a supposedly haunted church. While searching this abandoned building, Moore and Charles are separated due to Allen's "kidnapping" of Moore. After he is handcuffed to a chair, Allen tries to explain his situation to Moore when Charles is suddenly killed. Since Moore was unconscious due to the attack, Allen is suspected of Charles's death. Allen attempts to tell the chief that an akuma killed Charles and that he would like to help. However, due to the disbelief of the chief, Allen is placed under house arrest while the rest of the police unit investigate the church themselves. During his stay at Moore's home, Allen explains to Moore about what is akuma and later on, he meets Moore's brother-in-law, Mark who is the akuma that killed Charles and countless others who visited the church. Upon investigating, Allen finds out that Moore's sister, Crea is the soul entrapped in the akuma. The akuma later kills the police units excluding Moore and later, Allen destroys it by using his Anti-akuma weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185217 +0000" stop="20260509191513 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Order - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Allen finally arrives at the Black Order Headquarters. Due to a misunderstanding, everyone thinks he is an Akuma. Yu Kanda confronts Allen and damages his anti-Akuma weapon. Eventually, it is resolved when Komui finds a letter of introduction from Allen's master, Cross Marian. Afterwards, Allen is allowed into Headquarters and is given a tour by Komui's sister, Lenalee Lee. After getting his arm repaired by Komui, Allen is examined by Hevlaska, an exorcist who is able to measure his synchronization ratio. In addition, she predicts that Allen will create a powerful "Destroyer of Time" in a dark future. From Komui, Allen learns more about the war between the Earl and the Innocence. Reever Wenham, the unfortunate assistant to Komui, is introduced in this episode as well. We also get a glimpse of Allen's "dark" yet comical past with Cross Marian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191513 +0000" stop="20260509193809 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Mater - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Komui wakes up from his nap, he assigns Allen and Kanda on a mission to investigate strange occurrences in the ruins of a town called Mateel, located in Southern Italy. An Innocence is discovered there, but it is in danger of being taken by the Akuma. There is a legend that a ghost roams Mateel, killing anyone who wanders near it. The ghost is somehow connected to the Innocence. Along the way, Allen talks to Toma, a Finder, who told him about how strange occurrences in history are usually related to the Innocence. Meanwhile, the Finders in Mateel capture two Akuma in barriers, but they are attacked by a third one. Shortly after the two exorcists and Finder arrive, they witness the Akuma attacking the last remaining Finders. While Allen runs to fight the Akuma and tries to save the Finders, Kanda rescues Guzol and Lala, whom the Finders protected in a barrier. During Allen's fight against the last Akuma, the Akuma evolves to Level 2. Kanda refuses to help Allen and leaves with the Mateel residents to a safe place. The episode ends with a stunned Allen being attacked by another Allen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182752 +0000" stop="20260509185551 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Train - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When classified news is shared that the King is to travel through Warmington-on-Sea by train, Capt. Mainwaring and the platoon are detailed to form a guard of honour. Then, when another train breaks down on the main line, blocking the King's route, the platoon swings into action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185551 +0000" stop="20260509192618 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Know Our Onions - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The platoon has gone to a camp to undergo an efficiency test. Meanwhile Walker has a van load of onions he's sold to Hodges, who isn't letting them out of his sight, thus he has pursued the platoon to the camp. Later, with no blank shells to use on the test, Mainwaring has a brainwave regarding what to use as ammunition!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192618 +0000" stop="20260509195629 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honourable Man - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When a relative of Sgt. Wilson dies, he inherits his title. Then, when a Russian factory worker visits the town to boost Anglo-Russian relations, Mainwaring is asked to present the key to the town - until the mayor hears about Wilson's title, and asks Mainwaring to step down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183238 +0000" stop="20260509190734 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Rock - S26E13</title>
    <desc>Trevor covers electoral battles in the U.S. Senate, Michael Kosta talks to three deception artists about President Trump’s constant lying, and Chris Rock talks about his role on “Fargo.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190734 +0000" stop="20260509194326 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elizabeth Warren - S26E14</title>
    <desc>Roy Wood Jr. begins the countdown of President Trump’s top 100 scandals, Desi Lydic Fox-splains allegations against Hunter Biden, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren discusses the presidential race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181930 +0000" stop="20260509190143 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victims of Love - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As Ewing Global goes public, twists and turns abound while everyone scrambles to claim ownership. Pamela struggles with what to do now that she knows Cliff didn't really kill J.R., and Bobby seeks the aide of an old flame Tracey McKay (guest star Melinda Clarke) to help get back control of the company. Meanwhile, Judith and Ryland work to fix their own problems with the cartel, which ends up putting lives in the balance and aligning the Rylands and Ewings in a way no one ever expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190143 +0000" stop="20260509194321 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boxed In - S03E13</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a devastating family kidnapping, Bobby puts everything on the line to save lives. John Ross and Pamela form a truce of sorts. Elena, who's been in hiding with Nicolas, finally learns the truth about his connections to the cartel, which sends her spiraling. Christopher desperately searches for Elena, fearing for her safety. And Bobby is forced to make a choice he never anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180841 +0000" stop="20260509183419 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Nazi dinosaurs are turning up all over the European front, devouring their way through the Allied war effort. Danger 5 heads to Belgium to investigate and has a series of close shaves with a trigger-happy Triceratops and a perverted Nazi Pterodactyl. When Claire traces the dinosaurs to Antarctica, Danger 5 embarks on a journey to the South Pole where they encounter the sinister Dr Mengele.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183419 +0000" stop="20260509185927 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill-Men of the Rising Sun - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Allied Air Support surrounding China is being thrashed by Japanese Zero fighters piloted by robotic super-soldiers and, to make matters worse, Japan itself has completely vanished off the map. Danger 5 sets off in their Danger Fighters to give the Japanese some healthy competition. But even our heroes are no match for the deadly robo-pilots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185927 +0000" stop="20260509192426 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Long Lost Crown Affair - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greenback ruins a holiday for Danger Mouse and Penfold who are in the Amazon jungle searching for the long lost crown that belonged to an Aztec ruler.</desc>
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    <title>By George, It's a Dragon! - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold travel to Wales to battle a dragon called Jones.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183309 +0000" stop="20260509184332 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiptoe Through the Penfolds - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Project Moon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold journey to the moon to put a radio jamming station Greenback has built there out of operation.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Ice Age Begins at Midnight - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback threatens to use his weather control machine to create an ice age if he is not crowned king of the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190413 +0000" stop="20260509191416 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aliens Are Coming - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold are chosen as Ambassadors to meet aliens and end up being terrorized by their giant toys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191416 +0000" stop="20260509192428 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remote Controlled Chaos - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Greenback makes a device to control DM's car.</desc>
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    <title>The Man from Gadget - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A salesman of gadgets for secret agents tries to sell Danger Mouse devices which will help him in reaching Greenback's hard to reach hideout.</desc>
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    <title>Tampering with Time Tickles - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Nero Power - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Daniel Gets a Shot - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Daniel has an appointment at the doctor today and he has to get a shot. He is very apprehensive and does not want to go. So Daniel asks Mom Tiger questions about the shot, and she shares her trick for staying brave in scary situations. And Daniel finds that the shot was not so bad after all!</desc>
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    <title>Daniel Plays Ball - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Daniel, Miss Elaina and Prince Wednesday are at the park with Prince Tuesday. They decide to play a game with a ball. Daniel struggles to catch the ball and gets very frustrated. All of his friends remind him to keep on trying and finally, he succeeds!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191637 +0000" stop="20260509194305 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Builds a Tower - S01E36</title>
    <desc>In the block corner at school, O the Owl is determined to use all of the blocks to build the tallest tower in the world. After many failed attempts, he is frustrated, but Teacher Harriet and O's friends encourage him to try once again.</desc>
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    <title>Boxing Daria - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Daria becomes upset by memories of an argument her parents had when she was a child, which may have been caused by one too many parent/teacher conferences over her refusal to socialize. She later learns that her problems as a kid were just something that comes with being smart.</desc>
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    <title>Esteemsters - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On their first day at Lawndale High, Daria and Quinn have to take a mandatory psychological exam, where perky, popular Quinn passes with flying colors, while sarcastic loner Daria is forced to enroll in a self-esteem course, where she meets the equally sarcastic Jane. Meanwhile, Quinn goes to great lengths to prevent people from knowing she's related to Daria, since she thinks that it will ruin her popularity.</desc>
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    <title>The Invitation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Daria helps dimwitted cheerleader Brittany in art class, Brittany invites her to her party. Daria doesn't want to go at first, but then decides to after seeing it as a good chance to embarrass Quinn, who is also attending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190452 +0000" stop="20260509192520 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>College Bored - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Daria and Quinn get enrolled in a college-prep course, where they are given the assignment of visiting the college of their choice. Their parents decide to take them to their alma mater, Middleton College. Things start to go wrong after Daria goes into business writing term papers for cash, and Quinn gets elected "keg queen" at a frat party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192520 +0000" stop="20260509194546 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cafe Disaffecto - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The school starts a fundraiser to build a student coffeehouse, and after Daria and Jane fail at selling candy bars, Daria is asked to perform on stage opening night to earn the extra credit points. She ends up reciting an anti-communist story she wrote that starts a riot and has the place closed down.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Barney - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Davey is amazed that his father continues to show affection to Barney, Davey's annoying young cousin who has come for a visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182140 +0000" stop="20260509183628 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kite - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends try to build a kite, but their feverish efforts to get it aloft are at cross-purposes and result in disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183628 +0000" stop="20260509185105 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mechanical Man - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Davey is fascinated by a new remote controlled robot toy until he realizes it cannot love.</desc>
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    <title>The Time Machine - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Taking imaginary trips in a time machine, Davey, Sally, and Goliath see that God's love transcends time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190542 +0000" stop="20260509192029 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Line - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Davey makes a string telephone and talks to his unseen parents to show his friends how it's possible to talk to God when God is invisible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192029 +0000" stop="20260509193413 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Polka Dot Tie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Davey and friends reject Nat because he wears a funny tie, but they soon realize God rejects no one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193413 +0000" stop="20260509194900 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Alone? - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a family outing, Davey hops a ride on a train and is trapped inside all by himself, but he is comforted remembering that God is everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182432 +0000" stop="20260509190602 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barefoot at Capefest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jack seeks his first gay experience; Dawson discovers that a rival is sympathetic to his parents' divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190602 +0000" stop="20260509195004 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Weekend in the Country - S03E12</title>
    <desc>They all organize to make a good impression after Pacey arranged for an influential travel writer to visit the Potter sisters' inn.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday February 21, 2019 - S54E106</title>
    <desc>Abigail and Chad tie the knot in front of their loved ones; Chad and Abigail leave Salem; Stefan unleashes his rage as he realizes he's lost Gabby for good; Eve overhears Melinda and Haley fight over their secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190559 +0000" stop="20260509194324 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday February 22, 2019 - S54E107</title>
    <desc>Rafe gets Jordan to open up about her recent trauma; Ben admits to Ciara he's not sure he could've stopped himself from killing Jordan; Claire fights jealousy when she realizes Tripp's been hanging out with Haley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183021 +0000" stop="20260509191253 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest Starring John Noble - S03E17</title>
    <desc>With the timeline barely stable, the Legends must tackle two anachronisms at the same time to try and keep Mallus at bay. Sara and Rip team up to stop Grodd from going after a particular target leaving Nate and Wally to stop Amaya from changing her future. Meanwhile, the Legends think they have found a way to destroy Mallus, but they will have to create an uneasy alliance with one of their enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191253 +0000" stop="20260509195455 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Legends plan to vanquish Mallus by using the totems doesn’t go as planned, forcing Rip to improvise. The team finds itself regrouping in the Wild West where they run into their old pal Jonah Hex. Sara leaves Ray in charge of watching Damien Darhk, while she comes up with a new plan. Meanwhile, Amaya is determined to find a way to use the totems to destroy Mallus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183819 +0000" stop="20260509192152 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ends of the Earth - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When the fleet gets word of great fishing by the ice pack, the chase is on to the ends of the earth! Two egos collide, when Keith and Phil fight over fishing turf. Sick of hauling mangled, barnacle-ridden crab down south, Captain Harry on the Incentive faces his fears and climbs north to frozen waters. While aboard the Northwestern, Sig pushes his crew and himself to the edge of insanity with a sleepless, 38 hour grind. Hellacious hours and missing pots-a journey to the far north will push these men over the edge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181025 +0000" stop="20260509185206 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bigger Boat - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Phil inspires Josh to bring the Cornelia Marie to Hawaii.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185206 +0000" stop="20260509193343 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cornelia Marie in Hawaii - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Josh Harris gambles big on bringing the Cornelia Marie to Hawaii.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183653 +0000" stop="20260509191923 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Horse vs. Pancho Villa - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Crazy Horse, the fierce Lakota warrior of the 1870's whose brilliant battle plans and fearless offensives annihilated General Custer at Little Big Horn vs Pancho Villa, The Mexican revolutionary whose guerrilla army destroyed corrupt dictators in the early 20th century and then invaded the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180410 +0000" stop="20260509185659 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Requiem for a Gleet - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Doc Cochran contemplates a procedure that could cure Swearengen; Bullock attempts to settle into domesticity; rumors about the camp's future begin to spread.</desc>
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    <title>Complications - S02E05</title>
    <desc>As a convalescing Swearengen bridles, Cochran schools Burns and Dority how best to assist his recovery. Alma is also feeling unwell, mornings. Unexpected profits at the Chez Ami lead Tolliver to an unexpected discovery about Wolcott. Merrick posts a provocative statement from Yankton on title to the claims; Bullock protects Commissioner Jarry from an angry mob, which redirects its ire. After returning a horse to Hostetler at the livery, professional go-between Samuel Fields finds a kindred spirit in Jane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185200 +0000" stop="20260509194946 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Murder Forewarned (1) - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The team investigate the murder of a water taxi driver at the same time as Neville receives an anonymous letter warning them a murder is due to take place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180827 +0000" stop="20260509183424 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Rendezvous - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Kit Carson heads to the yearly meet up of trappers and friendly Indians in 1825. It's a time to visit with friends plus tangle with enemies like the Frenchman Pierre. Kit meets a lovely Indian woman Waa-Nibe and considers making her his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183424 +0000" stop="20260509190024 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Walked with a Giant - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The tumultuous political career of Sam Houston is recalled after marrying a younger Margaret Lea. Serving as leader of an independent Texas plus as governor and senator after it became a state, he relied heavily on his wife's support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190024 +0000" stop="20260509192623 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jerkline Jitters - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Teamsters Lem and Brad, make what is usually an uneventful time hauling borax. But one trip they must contend with a crazed cook Chang, a Indian burning and Lem gambling away some of the mules. Brad just wants to wed Enid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192623 +0000" stop="20260509195222 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Telescope Eye - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Deputy sheriff Wall Kennedy is better known for spinning tales then solving crimes. When John is arrested for a knife murder at a party his girl Holly stands by him. Wall, with only one eye, claims special insight into finding the actual killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182009 +0000" stop="20260509184900 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joe Clair, Jasper Redd, Red Grant, Mark Curry - S08E09</title>
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    <title>Rodney Perry, Guy Torry, Deon Cole, Kenny Howell, Talent - S08E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260509191840 +0000" stop="20260509194538 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T. Rex, Chris Spencer, Corey Holcomb, Joe Torry - S08E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260509180606 +0000" stop="20260509182950 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixteen (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michelle finds her father impossible to live with, but now that she's sixteen she can legally move out, if only she had the money. Of course, there is that family ring she got for her birthday. Spike is nervous about how fond Patrick is becoming of her - she just doesn't want to get hurt. Joey and Snake are excited about starting driving lessons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182950 +0000" stop="20260509185334 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in a Good Cause - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Caitlin and Claude want to do something to protest against a factory involved in nuclear missiles. The peace group they belong to advises them to cool it, but they can't just stand by and let it go on.Scott has been harrassing Kathleen for a while and she gets sick of it and presses charges when he beats her up on her way home from school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185334 +0000" stop="20260509191712 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Attraction - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Erica starts seeing a new boy, it frightens Heather. One abortion was bad enough, but what if she goes too far again? Heather has to come to terms with her own guilt at having supported Erica. Alison says she's giving up on her campaign to win Snake, but when he invites Alison's best friend Amy to the dance, the claws come out. Scooter suddenly notices that his pal Tessa is (gasp!) a girl!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191712 +0000" stop="20260509194056 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testing 1...2...3 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joey is diagnosed with a learning disability.  He contemplates dropping out of high school, but changes his mind after talking to Caitlin.  Caitlin tells him to stop feeling sorry for himself, because he's not the only one with a disability, because she has to deal with having epilepsy.
Elsewhere, everyone cheats on a test.  The teacher says since everyone gets an A, that test must not have been hard enough, so it won't count and he'd give everyone a harder test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182433 +0000" stop="20260509185115 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Days - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After her father decides to seek custody of her, Stephanie becomes depressed.  This depression doesn't improve when her mother announces she plans to marry her new boyfriend.  Arthur finds a stray dog and wants to keep him.  His mother refuses this, but Stephanie tells Arthur she will cheer up and maybe this will make their mom change her mind about keeping the dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185115 +0000" stop="20260509191755 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Censored - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Caitlin overhears that the PTA want to throw Spike out of school because of her pregnancy.  She then decides to write an article about it for the school paper.  When Mr. Raditch refuses the article to be published, Caitlin decides to release an underground newspaper.  The whole school receives a copy and applaud her efforts.  The only other disapprover, besides Mr. Raditch is Spike.  She confronts Caitlin about not discussing this with her before publishing the article.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191755 +0000" stop="20260509194445 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Me - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Snake's parents go out-of-town for the weekend, leaving him home alone.  Joey and Wheels convince him to let them sleep over.  When they oversleep, an underage Joey drives Wheels to an appointment in Snake's parents car.  All goes well until they see another vehicle bump into the car while it is parked.  They spend all their money getting the taillight fixed, only later to discover that Snake's father had broken it himself the week prior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181522 +0000" stop="20260509183903 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temari Demon and Arrow Demon - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It was two demons named Tamayo and Yushiro who came to Tanjiro’s rescue. Using the “Eyeblind” spell, Tamayo guides Tanjiro and Nezuko to her house. There, through his conversation with Tamayo, Tanjiro learns that there is a way to return demons to human form. Just then, two demons in pursuit of Tanjiro locate the house and unleash a furious assault...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183903 +0000" stop="20260509190245 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Together Forever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro’s crisis continues. He uses multiple forms of the Water Breathing technique to hold out against Yahaba’s final Blood Demon Art, the "Kouketsu Arrow." Meanwhile, Nezuko and Susamaru are still battling it out. Worried about the outcome, Tamayo unleashes her own Blood Demon Art.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190245 +0000" stop="20260509192626 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tsuzumi Mansion - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro's next destination, according to his Kasugai Crow, is to the south-southeast. On the way, Tanjiro runs into his fellow Final Selection survivor, the swordsman Zenitsu Agatsuma. Tanjiro has a hard time dealing with Zenitsu's passive attitude as they head deep into the mountains. They encounter two children whose older brother was taken away right in front of their house. There, Zenitsu hears the sound of a tsuzumi ringing out from somewhere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192626 +0000" stop="20260509195007 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boar Bares Its Fangs, Zenitsu Sleeps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Inside the house, where the rooms spin each time the tsuzumi is played, Tanjiro gets separated from Zenitsu Agatsuma. Without Tanjiro by his side, Zenitsu is overcome by fear and despair as he takes Shoichi through the house. Meanwhile, Tanjiro meets the master of the house, the tsuzumi-playing demon, and an odd-looking man wearing a boar’s head mask.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182028 +0000" stop="20260509184606 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog Jumping Contest - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dennis enters his frog in the frog jumping contest    with Mr. Wilson as his partner who has a bet with   Sgt. Mooney that Dennis' frog will beat his.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184606 +0000" stop="20260509191144 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson gives Dennis a Gold watch in his will.   Soon after that Mr. Wilson begins to feel old and is   convinced that he has short time to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191144 +0000" stop="20260509193721 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wilson's Uncle - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson's Uncle comes to visit him and convinces him that he   isn't in shape, so he starts a physical fitness program and   forces Mr. Mitchell and Mr. Wilson to be in it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181242 +0000" stop="20260509183611 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Derren shows of a quick counting technique and puts someone in a very realistic zombie game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183611 +0000" stop="20260509190011 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Derren shows some card tricks to a cardmaker. He also identifies the owner of a cell phone by the ringtone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190011 +0000" stop="20260509192335 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Derren makes people drunk without the use of alcohol nor drugs. He also impersonates "The Brown Raja who sees all" at a fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192335 +0000" stop="20260509194728 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Derren makes a taxi driver forget about an obvious destination. He also plays chess against nine of the U.K.'s top chess players.</desc>
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    <title>Hatchet Job - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Georgetown Dreaming - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A huge hole has been excavated, and police are looking into it. Larry Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared without trace.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
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    <desc>Andy spots something suspicious, and Sophie cracks on with her new friend at the library. The club is visited by the mayor.</desc>
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    <title>The Mule - S02E11</title>
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    <title>The Ass - S02E12</title>
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    <title>The Run - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After a year on the lam across the continental US, the Parkers finally settle into the last place anyone will be looking for them. Alaska. But their lies and deceits soon come back to haunt them.</desc>
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    <title>The Stop - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The Mark - S03E03</title>
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    <title>I See Money - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rudy dangles a lucrative offer in front of Vincent. Longo uses strong-arm tactics to restore order among Bobby’s unhappy construction workers. Candy attracts unwanted attention and is intrigued by a legitimate suitor. Paul questions his place at the Hi-Hat. Frankie hits a hot streak. Darlene gets a gift from Abby. Alston sees through Sandra. Bristling after a police shakedown, Vincent adds muscle in the person of Black Frankie, a Vietnam War vet.</desc>
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    <title>Remains to Be Seen - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dexter misplaces evidence which could expose his secret. Meanwhile, Miami Metro must juggle two serial killers at the same time, as the Vacation Murders might bring the city's tourism industry to a grinding halt.</desc>
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    <title>Jurassic Pooch - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Dial M For Monkey: Orgon Grindor - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Orgon Grindor uses his hypnotic powers to make Monkey abandon his night with Agent Honeydew and steal the gold from Fort Knox.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183656 +0000" stop="20260509184420 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimwit Dexter - S01E15</title>
    <desc>After working himself to hard, Dexter's brain snaps and he turns into, well, a dimwit. Dee Dee seizes the chance and has the now mind dead Dexter do some crazy things for the neighborhood to see.</desc>
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    <title>Dee Dee's Room - S01E16</title>
    <desc>To find his missing invention, Dexter heads into the one place he fears to go: Dee Dee's room, where cooties run rampant.</desc>
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    <title>Dial M For Monkey: Huntor - S01E17</title>
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    <title>The Big Sister - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Dee Dee eats an experimental cookie of Dexter's design, she grows extremely tall and makes the city her dollhouse, leaving it up to Dexter to don his giant Robo-Dexo suit and bring her back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190618 +0000" stop="20260509191341 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Spangled Sidekicks - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee enter the tryouts for Major Glory's sidekick.</desc>
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    <title>The Justice Friends: TV Super Pals - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Mayor Glory, Valhallen and Krunk want to watch different shows on TV at the exact same hour.</desc>
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    <title>Game Over - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Babysitter Blues - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Unable to win the heart of his babysitter, Dexter ages himself in the hopes of having better luck.</desc>
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    <title>The Justice Friends: Valhallen's Room - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Major Glory and Krunk must find Valhallen's guitar before he loses his powers.</desc>
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    <title>Dream Machine - S01E24</title>
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Using a barely awake Dee-Dee to operate his Dream Machine, Dexter embarks on a wondrous little adventure where he absorbs knowledge, learns all languages, and learns how to program a VCR.
His dream goes well until Dee-Dee accidentally gives the machine a little nudge in the wrong direction.</desc>
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    <title>Dollhouse Drama - S01E25</title>
    <desc>After Dexter shrinks himself to doll size, he becomes an unwilling character in Dee Dee's doll story. Due to a side effect of shrinking, he starts to confuse fantasy with reality, and starts to believe the story is real.</desc>
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    <title>A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A disagreement over a neighbor's lawn almost breaks up Rob and Jerry's friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Man from Emperor - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Rob is offered a job at a "men's" magazine but Laura isn't crazy about like the idea.</desc>
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    <title>Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sally gets roses every day from a secret admirer, but when he lets her know who he is, he doesn't get quite the response he was hoping for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180123 +0000" stop="20260509180948 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After escaping the school, Kevin encounters a dangerous situation. He’s faced with a choice: go back to comedy, or find the strength to carry on.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Boys - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns the school is actually a front for a film. He also learns his suspicions of Ron were true and now they’re in the middle of a real-life crime.</desc>
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    <title>Live Free or Die Hard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan hide from the assailants in the school. With nothing to protect them but props, they must put their action star skills to the test.</desc>
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    <title>True Lies - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It’s Kevin’s moment to be a leading man. His friends are hurt. The criminals are coming. Does he have what it takes to become the action hero of his dreams?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183516 +0000" stop="20260509185017 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hart Broken - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart is sick and tired of the green screens and CGI movie magic, he wants action and he's hellbent on proving that he's ready to be a bona-fide action star; Kevin comes up with a cinéma vérité action film for his breakout role.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191349 +0000" stop="20260509192503 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192503 +0000" stop="20260509193543 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
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    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
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    <title>Risk Around the Dollar - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Whitley has to cut into the tuition check from her father to cover her share of the rent. She looks for a job, but turns down every offer. She is especially repulsed by the possibility of working at a mortuary with Kim. Whitley helps Ron organize a party (with cover charge) at a local warehouse. The event is a huge success, but the fire marshal shuts it down and fines Ron and Whitley for exceeding capacity. Although Dwayne sells his computer to pay the tuition, Jaleesa warns Whitley that he may eventually get tired of bailing her out. Whitley hocks some jewelry, takes the mortuary job, and repurchases Dwayne's computer. Terrence returns from a weekend trip to Washington, D.C. and proclaims himself a Muslim. His father isn't sure that he has given his decision enough thought, and doubts that Terrence can maintain a commitment to the religion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182409 +0000" stop="20260509184728 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love, Hillman-Style - S04E15</title>
    <desc>As her marketing project, Whitley organizes a "Men of Hillman" calendar. Dwayne is offended when she doesn't ask him to participate; she doesn't consider him brawny enough. She finally lets him pose for the calendar, but superimposes his face on someone else's body. Ron finds himself juggling three Valentine's dates, as one of his girlfriends gets the night off from work and another returns early from an out-of-town trip. When he comes clean with the girl he likes the most, she is not as understanding as he had hoped. Jaleesa and Col. Taylor spend Valentine's Day together, until his bad back cuts the evening short. Matthew hopes to ease Kim's discomfort about being seen with him in public. Mr. Gaines tries to placate his wife, who complains that he is not as amorous as he was at one time. Freddie raves about a secret admirer, and is disappointed to find that it is Terrence.</desc>
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    <title>A Word in Edgewise - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Matthew arranges for some friends from the National Theatre of the Deaf to perform for the children from the community center outreach program. Kim feels embarrassed by Matthew's free-spirited behavior, which she considers too silly. Matthew insists that his passion for acting is as great as Kim's devotion to medicine, and offers the opinion that art is just as important as science. Kim cares about Matthew, but is uncertain about their relationship. She observes Dwayne and Whitley's example and decides that they can learn to appreciate each other's differences. Everyone teases Whitley about her tendency to run off at the mouth. Dwayne bets that she cannot go a full day without speaking.</desc>
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    <title>Ms. Understanding - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Shazza Zulu, a student in his sixth year of undergraduate work, publishes a book discussing the sexist behavior of men at Hillman. The women take his words to heart; they get really worked up and decide to boycott all men. The men respond with a boycott of their own. Everyone gets upset with Dwayne and Whitley for refusing to take part, and Whitley's friends try to convince her that Dwayne is fooling around with the female students he tutors. After a food fight breaks out at the campus movie theater, Dean Hughes calls a summit to get the two sides to work out their differences. The students turn against Shazza, who insists that he is trying to promote harmony. He singles out Kim as someone who has turned against her race by dating a white man. She tells him off and storms out. Ron, who had earlier expressed a similar sentiment, apologizes to Kim and admits that he was jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193347 +0000" stop="20260509195650 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cash Isn't Always Greener - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Dwayne receives an incredible job offer from Kinishewa. Although Whitley and Ron insist that he should jump at the offer, Dwayne is torn between the job and grad school. He finally accepts, only to change his mind after his words of wisdom dissuade Terrence from dropping out of school. He decides to attend grad school and keep teaching, as he believes the job will always be available if he needs it. Jaleesa's visiting sister, a homemaker who is bored with her life, marvels at her independence. She wishes to emulate her, and Jaleesa must convince her that she can go back to school without leaving her husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183058 +0000" stop="20260509190457 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bar Mitzvah Boy - S06E21</title>
    <desc>In a quest for religion started by Maggie and his father, Arnold thinks he has found it after attending an impressive bar mitzvah where his friend "Becomes a man" at age 13.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190457 +0000" stop="20260509193700 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kathy's Olympics - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The money for the National Wheelchair Games that Arnold's class has raised and entrusted to him is missing--leaving Arnold embarrassed and his family "in the dumps."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181957 +0000" stop="20260509184324 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Nature - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In the final episode of the series, the Sinclair family discover themselves in a doomsday with nowhere else to go. The family are staying together to make sure nothing happens.</desc>
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    <title>Scent of a Reptile - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Charlene finds she's becoming a woman as she's developed her female scent from a bump on her neck. She hears that Earl married Fran because her scent was that of a new car. Charlene lucks out on finding any boy wanting to be with her because her scent is so vile, every boy avoids her, except the school janitor, who wishes to marry her. Charlene is anxious to change her scent by any means neccesary to get out of marrying, for which she gets help from Ethyl.</desc>
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    <title>Earl and Pearl - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Earl steams up when his sister Pearl, who only comes around once in 15 years, shows up to see the Baby. She's a country folk singer and invites Robbie and Charlene to the Bunkin' Bronto to hear her sing, Earl forbids it, but they go anyway. Down there, Roy meets Pearl and falls head over heels for her, but Earl forbids him to be in love with her, claiming she walked out on the whole family. Pearl explains to the kids when their father died, Earl dropped out of school to become a tree pusher and support their mother, and she packed up and left to pursue a singing career, and a rodeo clown named Buttons, and Earl never forgave her for walking out. Roy starts to see more of Earl in Pearl when he tries to kiss her and walks out, Pearl invites the whole family down to the Bunkin' Bronto for one last performance, and asks her baby brother to come up on stage for a duet that explains her apology.</desc>
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    <title>Life in the Faust Lane - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Earl makes a deal with the devil (which is a wierd inconsistency in the show) after watching a late night show, "Lifestyles of Those We Envy".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182100 +0000" stop="20260509190400 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aerial Tram Greaser - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Mike heads to the site of a future California neighborhood where he learns that there's more to erosion control than one might think. Then Mike gets a bird's eye view of Palm Springs as he helps maintain and repair the tram 8,500 feet above the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190400 +0000" stop="20260509194735 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey Inseminator - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Making a home energy efficient by improving insulation, turkey artificial insemination, viewer mail, car crusher</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183432 +0000" stop="20260509191840 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to It Than Fun - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dan gaslights Betty until the truth comes out and she sees her life has been a sham for years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180714 +0000" stop="20260509185054 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Highway - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Man vanishes from his new apartment and his parents life is turned upside down only to find he has been guarding a dark secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185054 +0000" stop="20260509193433 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger at Dusk - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While out on a routine workout, Kristi Cornwell's phone conversation is cut short when she screams and begs not to be taken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184020 +0000" stop="20260509192614 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All My Trials - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Martin prepares to face his hearing, but despite having closed the practice, he finds all his patients are trying to make appointments. An American tourist who visited Portwenn previously returns to the town, hoping to research her family tree. However, she also has a medical issue, and comes to the troubled doctor seeking his advice. Louisa goes to see Chris to find out how serious the situation is, while the townsfolk take steps to show Martin how much he is appreciated. Sigourney Weaver reprises her guest role from the previous series. Last in the series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180918 +0000" stop="20260509183320 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowy Gablooey - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Doc treats a frozen Oooey Gablooey after Donny accidently leaves him out in the snow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183320 +0000" stop="20260509185721 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Buddies Forever! - S03E38</title>
    <desc>When Commander Crush hurts his wing and loses one of his screws, Star Blazer Zero offers one of his extra screws so Doc can fix him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185721 +0000" stop="20260509192124 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kirby's Derby - S03E40</title>
    <desc>Doc helps Sir Kirby realize the importance of reporting your pet's injury right away after Bonnie Blue's wheel comes off during the big derby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192124 +0000" stop="20260509194526 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blast Off to the Unknown! - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Star Blazer Zero is nervous about moving away and leaving his friend Commander Crush behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180518 +0000" stop="20260509183021 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Myth Makers: Temple of Secrets (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The TARDIS lands in Asia Minor, just outside the legendary city of Troy.</desc>
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    <title>The Myth Makers: Small Prophet, Quick Return (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>With the Doctor still masquerading as Zeus, and the TARDIS missing, Steven is sent into Troy to look for Vicki.</desc>
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    <title>The Myth Makers: Death of a Spy (3) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Running out of patience, the Doctor suggests a wooden horse to Odysseus, and is roped into joining the Greeks on their trip into Troy.</desc>
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    <title>Praxeus - S12E06</title>
    <desc>What connects a missing astronaut in the Indian Ocean, birds behaving strangely in Peru and a US naval officer who washes up on a Madagascan beach? Team Tardis investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Paradise (1) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dog is back in Hawaii and tracking a dangerous fugitive through the jungles of the Big Island. Their prey is being protected by a ring of family and friends that Dog must forcefully confront to bring in his man. Finally a hot tip sends Dog and team to a volcanic moonscape and a midnight raid.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Paradise (2) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Dog and Beth take time from their busy schedule to thank their fans by inviting them into their home to celebrate the holiday season. But when Dog decides he needs to help his son Garry believe in Santa Claus again the plan changes. So now the Dog, with a posse expanded to include his children and grandchildren, sets off on a hunt through the Colorado Rockies for Santa Claus himself!</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Trainer Graeme Hall tries to solve more dog behavioural problems. He travels to Bristol where he meets the Cramptons, who were hoping a gentle, loving, placid giant St Bernard would improve their family life. But instead, they got Dave, who causes chaos wherever he goes. Graeme also meets Surbiton couple Gemma and Josh, whose pug Rodney has developed an extreme foot fetish.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets a Spanish Griffon called Arlo who hates his grandparents for reasons unknown, despite daughter Allison adopting him to please her ill father. Graeme also visits Sally to help with her lurcher's intense behavioural problems that have begun to scare off potential partners for Sally, before helping Dawn, who has been grooming her schnoodle Winnie herself due to her aggressive behaviour towards the clippers.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of the Crystal Coconut - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Everyone is in a mad-dash for the Crystal Coconut. When Donkey Kong, wanting to learn the secrets of the Coconut, gives it to Klump and Krusha, K. Rool has them take it back and the pirates have also come to get the Coconut.</desc>
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    <title>The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's holiday time on Kongo Bongo. K. Rool, Krusha and the Kritters all head home but not Klump, as he has nowhere to go home to. Until the pirates come for the Crystal Coconut, and Klump learns Scurvy is his brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190818 +0000" stop="20260509193200 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooray for Holly-Kongo Bongo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bluster is making a movie. K. Rool decides to get in on the act, but for another reason, to steal the Crystal Coconut. The others think Donkey Kong took the Coconut, and he gets banished (but returns to prove his innocence).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193200 +0000" stop="20260509195542 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak No Evil, Dude - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cranky is giving vaccinations for the ""Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo"" disease. Diddy, not wanting a needle, tricks Cranky but then Diddy gets the disease and in the process spreads it to Krusha, who in-turn spreads it to K. Rool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180448 +0000" stop="20260509182626 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Bitch... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182626 +0000" stop="20260509184759 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When naive June is scammed by her new roommate Chloe, she decides to turn the tables on her and by doing so earns Chloe's respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184759 +0000" stop="20260509190914 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Girl... - S01E02</title>
    <desc>June begrudgingly lets Chloe set her up on a date; James teaches an acting class in which he can't escape his Dawson persona.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190914 +0000" stop="20260509193047 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Trap... - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On top of a demanding internship and two jobs, June also must figure out how to clean up a mess created by one of Chloe's ill-conceived ideas; James is excited when he lands a role in a movie with Kiernan Shipka.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193047 +0000" stop="20260509195225 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding... - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a wedding invitation leaves single June down in the dumps, Chloe tries to give her more confidence --but does too good of a job.</desc>
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    <title>Dada Patrol - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Madame Rouge enlists the Doom Patrol’s help after learning about her unsettling past. While the rest of the team works to infiltrate the target, Rita stays behind and finds a surprising connection with their mysterious friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181442 +0000" stop="20260509183848 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chocolate Tree - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots seek the Chocolate Tree and a gift for Abuela.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183848 +0000" stop="20260509190207 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Treehouse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots help their friends get to the treehouse for a party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190207 +0000" stop="20260509192609 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Te Amo - S01E24</title>
    <desc>El Mago has turned King Popo and Queen María into mountains, and Dora and Boots set out to break the spell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192609 +0000" stop="20260509195009 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pablo's Flute - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots set off to return Pablo's magical flute and reverse a devastating drought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180913 +0000" stop="20260509183048 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frantic Furors (Dana &amp; Jeff) vs. Vultures (Joe &amp; Michelle) - S02E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260509183048 +0000" stop="20260509185301 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dynamic Duo (Kris &amp; Don) vs. Thrashers (Megan &amp; Jason) - S02E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260509185301 +0000" stop="20260509191407 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twos (John &amp; Nikki) vs. Hurricanes (John &amp; Kelly) - S02E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260509191407 +0000" stop="20260509193532 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260509193532 +0000" stop="20260509195707 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260509181211 +0000" stop="20260509183454 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Last Birthday - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The summer is coming to a close and Doug is delivering invitations for his 12th birthday party to all his friends. While he goes all around town, he discovers that Bluffington (as well as his friends) have been through changes. The Honker Burger is gone, Roger is rich, The Beets are breaking up, a new Middle School is being built, Patti is being home schooled in the mornings and Doug needs a hair cut. So many things have changed that it makes Doug sick of changes, so he cancels his birthday. But later, Judy makes him realize that changes makes us different from rocks, and Doug reinstates his party just in time for some shocking news from Theda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183454 +0000" stop="20260509185724 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's New School - S05E02</title>
    <desc>It's the first day of seventh grade at the new middle school which still does not have a name, so a "Name Your School" student contest is created by the former Mayor White who is now the school's principal. The contest causes fierce competition between Patti and Doug when they don't like each others school name suggestions. Doug meets all his teachers including his homeroom and English teacher Miss Kristal, and during breaks, the students realize the school isn't quite finished yet. Also, the gang is on the search for the perfect new hangout since the Honker Burger is now gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185724 +0000" stop="20260509192007 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Grows Up - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Doug and Skeeter wear their Bluffscout uniforms to school to prepare for the upcoming Shindiggarama. But Doug gets laughed at and concludes the Bluffscouts are "kids stuff," so he quits. Doug then tries to live a more grown up life by talking and dressing like a grown up. A mature party at Roger's house makes him realize he's not having fun as an adult because he cared too much about what people think. Doug then goes back to Bluffscouts and has a great time at the Shindiggarama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192007 +0000" stop="20260509194249 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Hoop Nightmare - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Funnie family is curious when Doug gets a letter from Bolivia. Doug's explanation involves the previous summer, where Doug went to the Grinning Bear Sports Camp with Patti. Meantime, Doug's asthmatic cabinmate Leonard, who has made a career of escaping summer camps, plans yet another escape. However, Doug, Chalky, and Patti have to worry about the upcoming basketball game they have to play against a tougher camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180753 +0000" stop="20260509185725 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cora's playboy brother has got himself into a spot of bother and Robert has to make a trip to America to bail him out. Blake and Mary are forced to put aside their differences to deal with a new farming venture on the estate. When Violet is taken ill, help comes from an unlikely quarter. In spite of Mrs Hughes, Mrs Patmore and Carson's attempts to keep the peace, romantic tensions below stairs cause problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180213 +0000" stop="20260509184413 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born To Run - S03E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260509184413 +0000" stop="20260509192612 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends For Life - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff battles to fix a German shepherd's broken elbow and get him back to his worried owner, a disabled war veteran; a cat with a swollen bladder needs difficult surgery to save its life; Drs. Baier and Hector head to an exotic bird sanctuary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180026 +0000" stop="20260509182106 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Fat Slug - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Katz thinks Ben is watching too much TV, which he is. But he says TV influences people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182106 +0000" stop="20260509184254 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Phone System - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a new phone system at the office with all kinds of great features, supposedly. He has Ben call it, but finds that calls are being forwarded to Laura's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184254 +0000" stop="20260509190433 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While in the bathtub, Ben gets a phone call. It's Ann Howard, from high school, and there's a five-year reunion coming up. The only thing is that Ben is afraid to go</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190433 +0000" stop="20260509192456 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben Treats - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ben wins $500 in the Sir Pay-a-Lot scratch-off lottery and takes Katz and Laura out to dinner. Soon enough, Ben and Laura both get drunk and start to act goofy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192456 +0000" stop="20260509194649 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ben decides to write his memoirs, dedicated to the ""loving memory"" of his father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182139 +0000" stop="20260509190417 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaky Legs - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Dr. Lee has a surprise for Paula, who has oozing, odoriferous and painful legs; Mike needs to get rid of the bump on his head before two major life events; Amanda feels inadequate for her husband because of the saggy growth on her back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190417 +0000" stop="20260509194656 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Demon Bumps - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Alyse has been suffering from a burning rash that feels like it's rubbing away her existence; Terry has become too big for his britches due to a painful butt cheek lipoma; James has demons on his back that are ruining his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180236 +0000" stop="20260509182716 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stepping Down - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The match between Jackie Chun and Tien heats up as both fighters pull out every trick they know. But what will happen when even the audience gets caught in the middle of this?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182716 +0000" stop="20260509185155 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku vs. Krillin - S04E27</title>
    <desc>goku fights Krillin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185155 +0000" stop="20260509191635 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tail's Tale - S04E28</title>
    <desc>The fight between Goku and Krillin heats up as the World Martial Arts Tournament continues. What began as friendly combat turns to all-out war after Krillin pulls a sneaky stunt behind Goku's back. Tempers flare, the battle turns fierce, and a once strong friendship all but disappears. Be prepared! The outcome of this match will knock you off your feet!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191635 +0000" stop="20260509194114 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory's Edge - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Battered, bruised, and on the brink of destruction, Goku finds himself at the mercy of Tien Shinhan, as the final match in the World Martial Arts Tournament continues. No one has witnessed combat like this! Who will win the ultimate battle? Watch and find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181458 +0000" stop="20260509183800 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Super Transformation of Freeza! The Terror Greater than Hell Starts Now - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Frieza dodges Gohan's attack but quickly finds himself on the receiving end once again - the young half Saiyan unleashes a massive energy blast that even the tyrant himself has difficulty deflecting! Upon seeing what he is up against in the form of these warriors who seem to be getting progressively stronger, Frieza begins transforming to his fourth form - the final and most powerful. Vegeta's plan to defeat Frieza involves having himself mortally wounded and then being healed by Dende - which the Saiyan prince achieves by having Krillin shoot an energy blast through his chest. Dende has no interest in healing Vegeta (who harmed so many of his people), however, and flies over to heal Piccolo instead. However, Nail's essence within Piccolo tells him that healing Vegeta may be the only way to win the fight - so Dende reluctantly does so. Frieza eventually reaches his final form, and immediately kills Dende with an energy blast - having witnessed his healing abilities while transforming. Krillin, Gohan, and Piccolo go on the attack but the tyrant dodges every single attack they throw his way. Vegeta watches them fight from a hill, preparing to charge up to his newfound power level as Gohan finds himself on a direct collision course with another one of Frieza's blasts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183800 +0000" stop="20260509190102 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moment We've Waited For! Son Goku is Revived - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Able to follow Freeza's movements closer than before, Vegeta believes to have reached the legendary Super Saiyan state. But this still means nothing to Freeza, who is able to counter each of Vegeta's attacks. The Saiyan Prince begins to weep in despair, the nobody able to help him at this point... until Goku arrives</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190102 +0000" stop="20260509192405 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defeat Freeza, Son Goku! The Proud Vegeta's Tears - S01E42</title>
    <desc>As Goku calmly makes his way through the battlefield, he is able to deflect all of Freeza's coming attacks as if he has reached a new state of mind. He approaches the dying Vegeta, who tells him that Freeza must die by a Saiyan's hands before finally dying himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192405 +0000" stop="20260509194707 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Son Goku vs. Freeza! The Curtain Opens on the Super Decisive Battle! - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Goku is back in full form as he faces Freeza in his final form.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181227 +0000" stop="20260509183519 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Sacrifice Strike! - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Top easily overpowers Android 17's blast. Android 17 is able to evade him for a while by using the broken fighting stage to his advantage, but Top effortlessly withstands Android 17's attacks. Top prepares to eliminate Android 17 with a giant energy blast, but Frieza rejoins the battle and deflects Top's attack. Frieza uses his own energy attack to immobilize Top, which allows him and Android 17 to land numerous attacks, but none of them have any effect. Top is about to eliminate them both, when he is interrupted by Goku and Vegeta, who are still fighting Jiren. Frieza and Android 17 are hit by one of Jiren's attacks, which gives Top the opportunity to attack Vegeta instead. Top overwhelms Vegeta with his new power and states that he has cast aside everything else in order to become strong enough to win the Tournament of Power. However, Vegeta is inspired by his family, his promise to Cabba, and his Saiyan pride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183519 +0000" stop="20260509185811 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Approaching Wall! A Hopeful Final Barrier! - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Jiren powers up to his maximum. Goku, Vegeta, and Android 17 all attack him simultaneously, but he easily overpowers them. However, Android 17 manages to land a sneak attack and hurts Jiren. Jiren defeats Goku and Vegeta, while Frieza rejoins the fight and tries to kill Jiren in his golden form. However, Frieza is easily defeated as well and knocked out once again. Android 17 asks Jiren what his wish on the Super Dragon Balls would be. Belmod explains that Jiren's endless pursuit of strength was inspired when his parents, most of his comrades, and mentor were killed by a powerful villain. However, his abandonment by his surviving friends turned Jiren into a loner who distrusted friendship. Jiren now focuses solely on increasing his own strength. This allows Android 17 to figure out Jiren's wish, which is to resurrect his former master. Android 17 admires Jiren's human qualities, but he accuses Jiren of using the rest of his universe's team for his own ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185811 +0000" stop="20260509192104 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Noble Pride to the End! Vegeta Falls! - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Although Vegeta is too exhausted to turn into even a Super Saiyan, he still decides to take on Jiren. Jiren easily dodges his attacks and continues to pummel Vegeta. Jiren injures Vegeta's left eye in the process. Vegeta is knocked to the brink of elimination. Vegeta begins to think about the people in his life he cares about the most. Vegeta gets back up and continues to fight Jiren, who is impressed by Vegeta's pride. Vegeta nearly falls off the tournament stage again. Vegeta's boot catches onto a floating piece of rubble, which narrowly allows him to stay in the fight because the pieces of rubble still count as part of the tournament stage. Vegeta hears Bulma's voice urging him to fight on. Vegeta returns to fight Jiren once again. Jiren is unable to understand why Vegeta continues to fight him. Vegeta fires off a Final Flash, but Jiren is unfazed. Jiren knocks Vegeta off the tournament stage and eliminates him from the Tournament of Power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192104 +0000" stop="20260509194356 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Transcendent Limit Break! Autonomous Ultra Instinct Mastered! - S05E53</title>
    <desc>Goku tries the same trick he used on Kefla by powering up a Kamehameha while dodging and firing it at Jiren, but Jiren is able to block the attack and fire his own blast right through to Goku. Belmod is confident that Goku's incomplete Ultra Instinct will not be enough to win. Vegeta points out that throughout the Tournament of Power all of the Saiyans have been able to surpass their limits and achieve higher levels of power. Belmod is worried. Belmod shouts at Jiren to finish off Goku immediately. Jiren is able to trap Goku on a single floating rock and fires a barrage of attacks down at him in an attempt to knock him out, but Goku begins blocking Jiren's attacks with his own punches. Goku lands a solid blow on Jiren. Goku unleashes all of his power, which manifests as a galaxy-like nebula encompassing the entire area below the tournament stage. Jiren gathers all of his power and launches a final blast down at Goku, but Goku suddenly transforms again and powers up immensely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181742 +0000" stop="20260509184155 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rip In The Universe - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Vegito continues to thrash Majin Buu. Buu tries to hide himself with his own steam, but Vegito still beats up on him. On the Grand Kai's planet, Krillin and Yamcha are training with King Kai. Back on earth, Buu is starting to become desperate. He liquifies himself, and shoots down Vegito's mouth. While inside Vegito, he tries to control the Saiyan, but Vegito uses his energy to isolate Buu and beat up on him. Buu is forced to exit Vegito's body. He begins to freak out, and the universe itself starts to rip. Vegito tries to stop him, but Buu has put up a shield around himself. After a long struggle, Vegito breaks through the shield and stops Buu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184155 +0000" stop="20260509190607 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegito...Downsized - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Vegito and Buu continue to fight, and Vegito is still far more powerful than his opponent. He repeatedly dominates Buu, which makes Buu angrier and angrier. Vegito is just toying with him. Buu hatches a plan, and calls Vegito out. Vegito comes closer, and Buu turns him into candy. Meanwhile, Videl, Bulma, Chi Chi, and Dabora continue their search for Gohan. Videl still doesn't believe that Gohan is dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190607 +0000" stop="20260509193020 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Fighting Candy - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Before Buu can eat it, the candy made of Vegito begins to fight back. It is just as powerful as Vegito was, except it is too small for Buu to hit. Buu changes it back into Vegito, who then proceeds to beat him up. Vegito literally starts tearing Buu apart. He gives Buu ten seconds until he destroys him, and during this countdown, Buu notices a part of himself that Vegito tore off down on the ground. This part rises up behind Vegito, and before he reaches ten, he is engulfed by the pink blob. Buu has absorbed Vegito.</desc>
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    <title>The Innards of Buu - S09E20</title>
    <desc>After absorbing Vegito, Buu has not taken on any of his characteristics, because he hasn't digested him yet. Inside Buu, Vegito still exists. He put up a barrier during the absorption, because he let it happen on purpose. Once he dispels the barrier, Vegito splits back into Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta crushes his fusion earring, citing that once they free their absorbed friends, Buu will lose most of his power. As they journey through his innards, they find some tiny green pieces of slime. The slime starts to attack, and it completely covers Goku. Suddenly, a giant worm appears, ready to eat Goku.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh make a bet to swear off junk food (Drake) and Video Games (Josh). Megan makes both of them swear to dye their hair pink (whoever loses). When Drake and Josh's mom and dad discover them making a bet, they make a bet as well. When things get crazy, Drake and Josh can't hold onto their bet much longer and decide to break it.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Drake is so excited when Megan wins a radio contest, and the prize is tickets to the Zero Gravity concert and a guitar signed by Devan Malone, the head guitarist of Zero Gravity. The best part is, Megan lets Drake have the prize! Drake is so obsessed with this guitar. When Josh accidentally sets the guitar on fire, he must come up with a way to replace it before Drake becomes insane forever. Meanwhile, Walter tries to spend quality time with Drake, but everytime Walter tries to go for it, Drake is doing something important.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Job - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Drake both get a job at the movie theater. Josh does a bunch of work, but Drake slacks off and gets all the credit. When Drake becomes Josh's boss, Josh is fed up, because he was doing all of Drake's work for him.</desc>
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    <title>Football - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Drake tries to make Josh cool by telling him to try out for the football team. Instead, Josh gets "murdered" and he ends up being equipment manager, which isn't cool. Later, when the one of the player gets sick by Josh's brownies, the coach depends on Josh to play center. So now Drake must help Josh become cool and at the same time not actually play.</desc>
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    <title>Renaissance Men - S09E06</title>
    <desc>When the Robertsons throw a Renaissance Fair birthday party for Godwin, various family members compete in a tournament to win knighthood. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica visit a local falconer in hopes of obtaining a bird of prey for Godwin's party.</desc>
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    <title>Heroes Welcome - S09E07</title>
    <desc>In this special episode, the Duck Commander team surprises two wounded veterans with a trip to Monroe so they can meet the Duckmen. To show their support, the Robertson family stages a “color run” to bring awareness to our wounded soldiers.</desc>
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    <title>Pie Hard - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Willie and Alan agree to help Ms. Kay open her own bakery, but things take a turn when it Kay is asked to hand over her secret recipes. Meanwhile, the guys in the duck call room take an extended lunch break by driving to Mississippi for fried green tomato sandwiches.</desc>
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    <title>Van He'llsing - S09E09</title>
    <desc>When Missy and Jase's son Reed purchases an old van to boost his music career, his parents begin to question some of his choices. Meanwhile, Willie helps Jep prepare River for a competitive wrestling league by introducing him to his friend, wrestling legend Kurt Angle.</desc>
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    <title>Launchpad's First Crash - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and Launchpad reminisce on how they first met.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183320 +0000" stop="20260509185608 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dime Enough for Luck - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Magica tricks Gladstone Gander into stealing the Number One Dime for her, and as a result, he is then cursed with bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Duck in the Iron Mask - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys take a trip to visit an old friend of his, Count Roy. However, unknown to Scrooge, Roy's evil twin Ray rules Roy's kingdom with an iron fist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191858 +0000" stop="20260509194147 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncrashable Hindentanic - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Scrooge makes a bet with Glomgold that he can make money off a blimp called the Hindentanic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181126 +0000" stop="20260509190011 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arrest Jesse Duke - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jesse is arrested for car-stripping when he was seen at the scene of the crime by a motorist while the real strippers are a group of females that are tied up with Boss Hogg who doesn't want the temporary sheriff - his nephew Hughie Hogg - to find out about it.</desc>
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    <title>Duke of Duke - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Gaylord Duke, the Dukes' cousin from London, England comes to Hazzard to claim a property that was willed to him, but the property has back taxes owed on it, which Boss Hogg is planning to buy for nothing at an auction.</desc>
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    <title>Quest of the Skeleton Warrior - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Venger's enslaved skeleton warrior, Dekion, reports that he has found the Circle of Power, but it is held in the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights.  Only those with the pure of heart and could be a celestial knight themselves could enter the tower and survive it's test of courage.  Even though Dekion was once a celestial knight, because he is under Venger's power, he cannot enter.  But Venger has a few tricks up his sleeve.  Meanwhile, the kids are told to go to the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights in order to find their new way of getting home.  When they meet Dekion they are cautious, but when he informs them that he is a victom of an evil wizards spell they agree to help him.  But once inside the tower, the kids start seeing illusions that test their courage, and they all start to fall victom to their fears.</desc>
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    <title>The Garden of Zinn - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The kids are starving, and unable to catch any food.  Even fishing results in catching a hydra, prompting the kids to defend themselves.  But Bobby is poisoned by it's bite and the kids seek Dungeon Master's aid.  Alas, they require a natural treatment: The Foot of a Yellow Dragon.  One can be found North in the Garden of Queen Zinn.  Along the way, they meet a strange creature named Solars, who allows the group to leave the ailing Bobby with him so they don't risk further injury.  But the group is in for a surprise when they meet the servant of Queen Zinn and his trickery.</desc>
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    <title>The Box - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A sudden earthquake splits the ground the kids walk on and Hank falls in.  When the kids come to his aid, they find a box.  The Dungeon Master informs them that it is Zandora's Box, a magical device that contains good or bad things, depending on where it is opened.  He also informs them that the box is the key to them getting home.  They must first free Zandora, who can be released from her current place of captivity by placing the box in the shadow of the skull on Skull Mountain at exactly noon.  Once free, Zandora can tell the kids where to place the box to allow them to return home.  But when Venger becomes wise to their plans, he isn't going to let them succeed in any of their plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191532 +0000" stop="20260509193713 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Children - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While searching for a mysterious ship that will take them home, the kids team up with another gang of lost children to save their elder, Alfour, held prisoner in Venger's castle along with the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193713 +0000" stop="20260509195856 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P-R-E-S-T-O Spells Disaster - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Presto bungles yet another spell, and he and Uni must face enormous danger to rescue both their friends and the last of the Golden Dragons from the infamous Brooklyn Giant and his slimey pet Willy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181450 +0000" stop="20260509183922 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephemeral Dream - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Celty runs away from home after arguing with Shinra, and an exchange student asks people to write what they're looking for in a notebook she carries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183922 +0000" stop="20260509190354 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Cherish - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After losing contact with her brother Seiji, Namie Yagiri enlists Izaya's help to find him. While roaming through Ikebukuro, Seiji and Mika Harima stumble onto Shizuo and Celty and a heated pursuit begins after Celty figures that the head attached to Mika's body is actually hers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190354 +0000" stop="20260509192832 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Before Seen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mikado runs away with Mika and shelters her into his apartment. However, in the following day, he is approached by Celty and Izaya, and after telling her secret to him, Celty convinces Mikado to help her find Mika. Unfortunately, Mikado is cornered by some Yagiri Pharmacy workers who question him on Mika's whereabouts. In order to save Mika, Mikado reveals to Izaya and Celty his secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192832 +0000" stop="20260509195304 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm and Stress - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mikado phones Namie proposing a deal, Namie attends with some followers around. Mikado claims he has Mika and demands the "truth" behind what she has done to Mika, she does (unknown to the viewer) while Kadota brings Mika to Celty at the roof of a building nearby Mikado and Namie. Mikado disguisted by the truth asks Namie to turn herself in, she thinking of Mikado's thoughts as nonsense orders her henchmen to move, however Mikado revealing himself as the leader of the Dollars sends massive-multiple email through his cell phone which is in fact sent towards the large mass of people of Ikebukuro who are in fact members of Dollars, ordered to only stare Namie and her workers. It is revealed that Mikado created the Dollars in hopes to create a rumor which would spread, however his plans were brought down when people calling himself Dollars were doing evil. In desperation Mikado left messages about Dollars being a group to do good, which in fact worked. Just as Namie and her followers are desperate, Celty with a high resolution over her existance caring little if she is seen as a monster, decides to attack the Yagiri workers defeating them, although revealing herself as "headless" causing panic among the people. Just as this happens Seiji in an enranged behaviour decides to attack Mikado knowing he knows where "Celty" is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180757 +0000" stop="20260509185530 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Flights to Haiti - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Although Blake begs her to postpone taking action until Jeff's violent behavior can be explained. Fallon flies to Haiti to obtain a divorce; Mark shows up unexpectedly at her hotel. Adam asks Kirby to work for him; Alexis tells Adam she cannot allow Jeff to be poisoned. In his confused state Jeff signs over his son's shares of Denver-Carrington to Colbyco, and his own voting control to Alexis: Alexis is now in a position to control Blake's company. Jeff angrily confronts Mark on the tennis court, where he collapses and is hospitalized. Alexis worries the doctors will discover the poison in his system.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185530 +0000" stop="20260509194250 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mirror - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Alexis, concerned the doctors will learn the truth behind Jeff's illness, orders his office to be remodeled and the lethal paint compound removed. Mark and Fallon make love in Haiti; Blake learns Alexis is planning to orchestrate a Denver-Carrington/Colbyco merger to control both companies. Dr. Edwards, a physician who cared for Adam in his younger days, arrives in Denver to see his former patient, a one-time drug user. In the Singapore hospital, Steven's bandages are removed and he is handed a mirror. Blake is stunned to learn the hospital has found poison in Jeff's bloodstream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180322 +0000" stop="20260509182446 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Due to a printing error, one of Jim's pop-up story books has the secret of universal conquest, and Evil the Cat will do anything to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182446 +0000" stop="20260509184607 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault and Battery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jim's suit malfunctions when his "Battery of the Gods" runs out of juice. He must find the Gods and get a new battery before Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt mashes Turlawk into jelly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184607 +0000" stop="20260509190731 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Fish - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The League of Superheroes runs out of sugar, so Jim flies of to La Planeta de Agua to get some. Bob the Killer Goldfish takes advantage of Jim and steals his super suit so he can conquer the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190731 +0000" stop="20260509192853 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conqueror Worm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A freak accident with a photocopy of Jim's face leads to the creation of Evil Jim. Jim must bust out of prison and stop Evil Jim from destroying the Turlawk shopping mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192853 +0000" stop="20260509195005 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upholstered Peril - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysterious purple couches are turning the world's population into mindless zombies. With Peter as a mindless Zombie, Jim enlists the help of boy-genius Grayson to stop this evil plot by Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181908 +0000" stop="20260509184751 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 18 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kenny gets surprise visitors, and tries to regain control of the team by throwing the mother of all Fourth of July parties. Meanwhile, Stevie frets over delivering bad news to Maria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184751 +0000" stop="20260509191645 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 19 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny tries a new pitch while attempting to be a better man and more responsible father; Stevie can't shake his feelings of remorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191645 +0000" stop="20260509194550 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 20 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny hopes to get back on his coach's good side and return to his spot on the pitching staff, but his bumpy ride on the road to redemption continues. Meanwhile, Stevie tries to make things right with Maria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180333 +0000" stop="20260509181455 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Ed - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Ed, Edd and Eddy run afoul of Rolf's cursed phone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181455 +0000" stop="20260509182623 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robbin' Ed - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hero is foiling Eddy's scams, and he becomes a villian to take down this hero</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182623 +0000" stop="20260509183738 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Case of Ed - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ed and Eddy trick Edd into believing he has a terminal illness, while taunting a grounded Kevin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183738 +0000" stop="20260509184847 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run for Your Ed - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Kanker sisters are combing the cul-de-sac for a missing heirloom when Edd and Eddy discover that it's stuck on Ed's finger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184847 +0000" stop="20260509185959 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hand Me Down Ed - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious neighborhood toy is passed from one person to another, changing everyone who touches it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185959 +0000" stop="20260509191124 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stiff Upper Ed - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Sarah and Jimmy start a "Rich Club" in Ed's backyard, inviting everyone except the Eds, Eddy tries to prove he has got what it takes to be a member.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191124 +0000" stop="20260509192247 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Mud in Your Ed - S04E22</title>
    <desc>After Eddy creates a scam called Smileyville, which makes Jimmy's bad day worse by scamming him out of his last quarter, Rolf and Jimmy team up to turn the tables on Eddy by pulling his leg and ripping him off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192247 +0000" stop="20260509193413 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck in Ed - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After Kevin makes a mint selling his surplus jawbreakers, Eddy tries to con some of it out of him, only to find he is completely tapped for scam ideas. Eddy ends up turning to his old disciple, Jimmy, for an idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193413 +0000" stop="20260509194536 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Postcards from the Ed - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Plank's "parents" come to town, Ed irritates Eddy by offering to show them around the cul-de-sac. But then Eddy gets the idea to take them on his own tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180355 +0000" stop="20260509185409 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author! Author! - S02E16</title>
    <desc>With Abby's encouragement, Tom takes a leave of absence to pursue the dream of writing a book about his family. He can't get it published the norman way, but has a special issue done for each member of the family.   David goes on a double date with Nancy and they come home with different stories of the same night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185409 +0000" stop="20260509194322 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado about Garbage - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Abby is upset about when David gives Nicholas a BB gun.   Tom's column about garbage causes a controverty when he writes a tongue-in-cheek column. That's when his troubles start to pile up, along with his garbage.   Tom is prepared to go to jail rather than reveal his source for his column.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184415 +0000" stop="20260509193359 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messin' Around - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Chet starts a series of practical jokes against John, who eventually retaliates. A child is trapped in a tree house — and the tree is on fire; the girl’s mother later shows a romantic interest in Johnny. A retiree pretends to be ill so he can amuse the children in the emergency department. A woman feeds her sick husband Dieffenbachia sap to keep him quiet. At a trash fire, a gas station worker shows signs of a perforated ulcer. Responding to a call of a man down, the paramedics find Old Bill collapsed in his home. A young boy swallows ant poison. The firemen extricate three workers from a bulldozer accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181628 +0000" stop="20260509184542 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running on E - S06E04</title>
    <desc>With production on his next film delayed, Vince searches for ways to amuse himself. Andrew tells Ari he's ended his affair with Lizzie, but Ari has Lloyd keep an eye on him anyway. Drama auditions actresses to play his new love interest on "Five Towns"; Jamie-Lynn takes Turtle shopping for back-to-school clothes; and a bored E contemplates his next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184542 +0000" stop="20260509190814 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fore! - S06E05</title>
    <desc>At a charity golf tournament, Vince and Drama up the stakes with teammates Mark Wahlberg and Tom Brady. Eric is surprised by a job opportunity, and even more surprised when he finds out why he was considered in the first place. After refusing to break the "guy code," Ari finds himself in the doghouse with Mrs. Ari and Jeffrey Tambor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190814 +0000" stop="20260509193623 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Lie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Eric considers the management-company offer while trying to patch things up with Ashley after a Freudian slip. Ari finally gets Mrs. Gold to forgive him at home, but an appearance by Marlo Klein tests his resolve at work. Drama tries to protect Jamie-Lynn from a disreputable network executive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181441 +0000" stop="20260509190043 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-Entry - S02E22</title>
    <desc>McCall helps a young boy whose father was tricked into committing a crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190043 +0000" stop="20260509194204 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood and Wine (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>McCall and a former terrorist, now a monk, are both searching for the monk's former partner, a terrorist who uses plastic surgery after each assignment to keep ahead of his enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180948 +0000" stop="20260509185242 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Sexy Money - S05E10</title>
    <desc>McCall is asked to help a local family that lost their life savings in a suspicious fire. Also, Mel opens up to her parents about her PTSD.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185242 +0000" stop="20260509193246 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After a little boy disappears from a mall, McCall and the team track down the missing child. Meanwhile, Aunt Vi and Captain Curtis clear the air about what happened during their ride along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181437 +0000" stop="20260509185913 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Impulse Control - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Sam treats a mother whose family was in a car accident and a 16-year-old pregnant girl whose boyfriend loaned her out to his friends. With Alex at a sleepover, she gets lonely and heads over to Luka's, where they end up sleeping together. Carter shows Kem the city and proposes they move into a townhouse he bought for them, but she leaves to go back to Africa for a while. A Human Resources consultant sent to the ER observes the staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185913 +0000" stop="20260509194347 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Relations - S10E15</title>
    <desc>An entire family suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning is brought to the ER. Claustrophobic Neela must spend a couple of hours in a hyperbaric chamber with the newborn baby. Carter misses Kem, who's been gone for a month now, so Jerry arranges a webcam chat for them. Alex finds out about Luka and Sam. Sam then suggests they take their relationship slower, Luka isn't too thrilled. Dr. Lawson asks Elizabeth out. Sandy's mom brings Weaver's son Henry in. Chen returns from China: her dad needs 24 hour nursing care and she's having trouble getting adjusted to that idea. Susan and Chuck visit her dad and tell him about the pregnancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181101 +0000" stop="20260509182201 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Yeller - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Jaden Smith and Chloe Cherry. The Chainsmokers finally chain smoke. A desperate Dad hang glides into a gender reveal party gone awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182201 +0000" stop="20260509183312 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krft Punk Returns - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Lil Yachty. Rico Nasty slaps around an iconic character. A school bus crashes and a President's son is the lone suspect.</desc>
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    <title>The Cold Episode - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Freeze right there. Welcome to The COLD EPISODE. Eric and his new co-host the FRIDGE KEEPER celebrate cold temperatures with Meagan Good and Daymond John. A man has an existential crisis on an elevator to hell… if hell froze over...</desc>
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    <title>George Clooney - S01E01</title>
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    <desc>Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.</desc>
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    <desc>Eric interviews Tatyana Ali and Arnold Schwarzenegger.</desc>
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    <title>Brandi Glanville - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Reese Witherspoon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal advises Eric to start a noise band. Eric spreads a petition to have whales killed.</desc>
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    <desc>Hannibal performs the opening monologue in Eric's temporary absence.</desc>
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    <title>What About Bob? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Carter and Allison investigate the disappearance of a scientist from a sealed biosphere. Meanwhile, "The Fixer" attempts to make Eureka's ventures more profitable.</desc>
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    <title>Best in Faux - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The town's annual dog show gets into full swing complete with exploding robotic canines. Meanwhile, Sheriff Carter experiences an isolated earthquake, Zoe contemplates quitting the accelerated physics program, and Allison starts fitting her wedding dress.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Substitute - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Cutting School - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Chain Snatching - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Chris ruins Malvo's plans to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he must figure out a way to replace it or pay the price to Malvo. 
Rochelle finds out that Julius has kept a credit card secret from her for over 15 years.  Tonya tries to win Billy Ocean concert tickets from a radio station.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates DJs - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Baseball - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Working Girl - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Debra gets a part-time job at an AD agency, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself and Marie is left wondering what’s to become of the children, the house, and her beloved son now that they will be neglected.</desc>
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    <title>Be Nice - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Ray and Debra realize they're nicer to strangers than to each other, they vow to change their ways.</desc>
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    <title>Dancing with Debra - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert, he can’t believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it’s starting to tick him off. Meanwhile, Ray sees a side of Marie that he never expected.</desc>
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    <title>Robert Moves Back - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When Robert and Amy have sex in Robert's apartment, they forgot to close the curtains. It doesn't take long for the other tenants to launch a partition to make curtains mandatory. Humiliated, the loving couple are desperate to find a new make-out spot. Debra wants Ray to help them, so he offers Robert and Amy the Barone household basement.</desc>
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    <title>How They Met - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a boy.</desc>
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    <title>Book 27 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>David, Kristen and Ben assess whether a pregnant woman is possessed when she claims one of the twins she’s carrying is evil. Their investigation leads to a fertility clinic where they discover a connection to all of their encounters throughout the season. Kristen questions one of her daughters’ capacity for evil upon realizing that she also used the same fertility clinic.</desc>
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    <title>Assured Destruction - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Earth strategizes a costly ploy to gain advantage in the war against Mars. Anna struggles to convince Sorrento-Gillis to do the right thing. Avasarala and Bobbie seek refuge aboard the Rocinante.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Gold of Scotland - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Hunting for a lost cache of gold, Josh Gates heads to the Scottish Highlands. His search focuses on a huge gold reserve hidden after the Jacobite Uprising of 1745 and never recovered. Josh joins treasure hunters chasing a new lead across the Highlands.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Ship of the Great Lakes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates tackles an enduring maritime mystery, the first ship to be lost in the Great Lakes, The Griffon. Using a state of the art two-man submersible, Josh dives in to find a ship so elusive, it's known as "The Holy Grail of Shipwrecks."</desc>
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    <title>A Girl Named Sue - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Frank's big meeting doesn't play out quite like expected. Fed up with plasticware parties, Sue begins to fantastize about a change.</desc>
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    <title>The Liar's Club - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sue discovers a major downside of office life, Frank sucks it up for a trip to the unemployment line, and Kevin finally gets a space of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Night Shift - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Frank scrambles to prove himself at a new job, Kevin and his band plot to get their song on the radio. Sue has a Plast-a-Ware brainstorm.</desc>
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    <title>Champagne and New York City’s Best Burger with Action Bronson - S07E08</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Action Bronson visits his old friend Billy Durney at the Red Hook Tavern. Billy and his team treat Action to everything from Cosmo's to Steak Au Poivre made with Cambodian peppercorns. We also hear the story of the restaurant's legendary cheeseburger that took Billy eight months to perfect while sipping on incredible wines.</desc>
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    <title>Action Bronson Tries NYC’s Newest Pizza Obsession - S07E09</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Action visits acclaimed chef Wylie Dufresne at his newly opened pizzeria, Stretch. After Action reminisces about a dessert he once had at one of Wylie’s previous restaurants, he is treated to a smorgasbord of modern pizzeria delights. The highlights were the Ploughman pizza, the potato chip salad, and the incredible soft-serve sundae.</desc>
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    <title>Feasting in New York with Action Bronson, Marlon "Chito" Vera, The Alchemist &amp; Larry June - S07E10</title>
    <desc>SoHo’s Best Middle-Eastern Food . In this episode of FTD, Action Bronson is reunited with his old eating pal, The Alchemist. The notoriously picky producer is joined by his latest musical collaborator Larry June. Together they have been on a little press run for their latest album, and Action invited them to try out the pop-up from the much sought-after site-specific cooking outfit LEV. If this weren't enough, the bantam-weight UFC sensation, Marlon "Chito" Vera, showed up with Action to help take down copious amounts of incredible food and wine.</desc>
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    <title>Discovering NYC Food Secrets Under The 7 Train - S07E11</title>
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    <title>Multiculturalism at Its Best - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the series premiere, Action Bronson makes stops in Washington D.C., Atlanta and Miami, where he eats at one of the most popular restaurants in the country, tastes authentic southern barbecue and learns to make a bay scallop and papaya dish.</desc>
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    <title>New Friends in Strange Places - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A tour of the Pacific Northwest spotlights fresh salmon, grass-fed lamb and legal marijuana.</desc>
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    <title>Culinary Athleticism - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Handball court pizza parties, Guyanese juice spots, the best falafel in NYC, and an impromptu flute performance at a Pakistani restaurant make this the best episode of food television shot in New York City.</desc>
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    <desc>The local drive-in theatre is closing and the girls decide to pay it one last visit on the final night it's open.  However, chaos reigns when people begin to loot the theatre and Blair gets into a cat fight.</desc>
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    <desc>With Mrs. Garrett out of town, Blair wants to be in charge of the shop so a reluctant Jo, Natalie and Tootie step aside and let her.  Quickly Blair's handling of a competitor food shop goes awry.</desc>
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    <title>Bus Stop - S06E25</title>
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    <title>Marked Man - S10E10</title>
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    <desc>Chloe wishes that an animal that looks oddly like Mr. Crocker would no longer be endangered. However things get bad, when the one of the Crockeroo's takes Cosmo and Wanda's Wands.</desc>
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    <desc>Timmy, Chloe and the fairies go inside Mr. Crocker to destroy the magical Fairy Flu germs Cosmo sneezed on him.</desc>
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    <title>Stranger Than Fiction - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A novelist, who made an incriminating tape, is chased through the Everglades, by a syndicate boss who wants the tape, after his aide accidentally falls out a window and she is accused of pushing him.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoner - S04E03</title>
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    <title>His Majesty Donlon - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Prince Freddy of Vatonia visits New York City to make a speech for a United Nations' event. When the prince's life is threatened, Christopher, the prince's perfect look-a-like, is chosen to switch places with the prince. Christopher is willing to go along with the charade until he is attacked by gunmen.</desc>
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    <title>Broadway Danny Amatullo - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Danny finds out that a notable agent regularly attends a local restaurant, him and the gang set out to audition for him right it the restaurant. After a spirited rendition of Prince's "Baby, I'm a Star," the agent sees Danny fit for work as an agent despite Danny's life-long aspirations to be an actor. This puts Danny's acting duties in the school's latest production on the back burner.</desc>
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    <title>Wester vs. Moore - S19E161</title>
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    <title>Satterwhite vs. Rackham - S19E162</title>
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    <title>Wester vs. Myers - S19E163</title>
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    <title>Satterwhite vs. Paylor - S19E164</title>
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    <title>Wester vs. Williams - S19E165</title>
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    <title>Lottery Fever - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.</desc>
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    <title>Seahorse Seashell Party - S10E02</title>
    <desc>While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian gets high on mushrooms and starts hallucinating, while Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.</desc>
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    <title>Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.</desc>
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    <title>Man's Best Friend - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Carl has a rule he intends to enforce not pets in the house until he meets a big, playful puppy who follows the kids home from school.</desc>
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    <title>Baker's Dozens - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Rachel's brainstorm, Carl could become the "king of tarts" if he shares his secret recipe for lemon tarts, which were a big hit at a local restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Reunion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Carl decides to lose weight before going to his high-school reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A "No Guests" rule spells no fun for Eddie, who's left in charge of the house while the adults are away for the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>Twice in a Lifetime - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Nisha wants the Island to help her decide between marrying her parent's proposed match, Savin, or her longtime boyfriend, Josh.</desc>
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    <title>The Useless Hand - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The tide turns.</desc>
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    <title>Bisquik - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Lorraine makes a visit and Dot prepares biscuits.</desc>
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    <title>Losing Time - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The crew of Moya start blacking out and missing portions of time. Pilot becomes inhabited by another entity who needs to 'taste' each crew member to determine if they too are being inhabited.</desc>
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    <title>Step Vanning into a New Era - S10E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of a new era at Gas Monkey Garage as Richard puts the Monkeys in charge of hot rodding a '73 P30 Step Van for their first big build without Aaron.</desc>
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    <title>Crusin' for a Bruisin' - S10E02</title>
    <desc>As the Monkeys race to finish their first big build without Aaron, Richard tries to unload his '65 Shelby Mustang GT that has a frozen engine.</desc>
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    <title>Little Girl Found - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Greta is a teenage runaway who steals the gang's television and sells it to get what little money she can. Fat Albert tries to help Greta change her ways and Mudfoot tells her the story of Hansel and Gretel in hopes she'll return home to her family. Greta eventually runs afoul of a gang who plan on stealing some bicycles. Fat Albert comes to her aid at the train yard despite the odds. Luckily, Weird Harold gets the police at the scene to rescue them in the nick of time. After her close call, Greta makes a much-needed phone call to her mother, eventually taking the first steps to return home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183650 +0000" stop="20260509185934 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch That First Step - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the gang meet Marcus, a good athlete who's recently moved into the neighborhood. They invite him to play in an upcoming father/son baseball game, but he's reluctant to go, mentioning his father is out of town. But the true reason is revealed when he shows up after all, and everyone sees him drunk. It's eventually learned that Marcus' father in an alcoholic. Marcus and his sister Michelle run away from home to avoid the problem. After initially getting into danger, they go to the gang's clubhouse where Fat Albert convinces them to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. There, they learn not to be ashamed or angry of their father and decide to return home to help their mother face the situation in hopes they can get him to recovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185934 +0000" stop="20260509192105 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have a Heart - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The gang stays after school to learn about CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation), but Rudy ditches the class early to focus more on basketball. When Mudfoot stops by, he joins him in practice and gives his usual advice on the importance of education. Shortly afterward, he has a heart attack and Rudy is unable to help. Luckily, the gang leaving CPR class, is able to intervene with Fat Albert giving Mudfoot CPR while others call the paramedics. Mudfoot recovers and Rudy learns an important lesson, deciding to take the CPR class to be better prepared.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192105 +0000" stop="20260509194236 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch Thy Neightborhood - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dumb Donald's house is robbed, Officer Gomez gathers the community together where Fat Albert and the gang learn all about the neighborhood watch. Afterward, when they go to the movies, Rudy forgets his money and decides to go back home. Fat Albert accompanies him and along the way, they see a strange van pulling up at a home which is unoccupied as the neighbors are away on vacation. They guys then go back to Fat Albert's home where his mother calls the police, who quickly arrive and apprehend the burglars. Officer Gomez commends the boys for doing everything right, including staying out of the way, making no effort to catch the criminals themselves and calling the police right away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181844 +0000" stop="20260509190231 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance at Death - S04E07</title>
    <desc>It's love at second sight, when Antoinette and Spencer hook up at their ten-year high school reunion. But after decades of supporting her husband financially, Antoinette realizes she'd be better off without... And the consequences are tragic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190231 +0000" stop="20260509194619 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harder They Fall - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tom and Juanita give their love one more shot when they take a second honeymoon. But for the Richardsons, there are no second chances-just a sharp cliff with a long way to fall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181411 +0000" stop="20260509183804 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plague - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Father Dougal is very excited about his new pet rabbit, Sampras. Meanwhile, rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan is due to arrive to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183804 +0000" stop="20260509190225 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock-a-Hula Ted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An aggressive protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with this clash of feminism and womanhood?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190225 +0000" stop="20260509192652 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is fast approaching, so Ted decides to get on with the important business of sacrificing something for Lent... but what should he choose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192652 +0000" stop="20260509195018 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Jack City - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack is rushed to St. Clabbert's Old Priests Home when his hands become worryingly hairy. And his replacement is even more of a nightmare than the great man himself...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181237 +0000" stop="20260509185701 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extreme Building Plunge; Bug Windshield; Rotating Beam to Platform - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Extreme Building Plunge   Contestants would be harnessed and dropped down the face of a 65-story building.  As they plunged toward the ground, contestants would have to grab flags sticking out from the side of the building.  The two men and the two women to collect the most flags would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Bug Windshield   Contestants would have to jump up onto a junkyard car's hood and use their mouths to remove globs of red worms, super worms, crickets, grasshoppers, and stink beetles splattered on the windshield.  They would then have to run over to a scale and spit the bugs on to the scale.  The three contestants to transfer the most weight in bugs in two minutes would advance to the final round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #3: Rotating Beam to Platform   Contestants would start out over a harbor on a rotating balance beam surrounded by a square frame with a platform on each side. There were two flags on the each</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185701 +0000" stop="20260509194124 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel Flag Snag; Potato Bug Bazooka; Tractor Car Roll - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Tunnel Flag Snag   While balancing on the back of a tanker truck as it drove through a traffic tunnel and ran over speed bumps, contestants would have to grab flags hanging from the ceiling.  The two men and the two women to collect the most flags would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Potato Bug Bazooka   Contestants would use a bazooka to fire a potato at a target with numbers ranging from 1 to 3.  The number they hit would represent the number of live potato bugs they would have to eat.  Everyone who ate all their potato bugs would advance to the final round.
Stunt #3: Tractor Car Roll   Contestants would be seated in a car on the edge of a steep hill.  As four large bulldozers advanced toward the car, they would have to find which of 6 keys started the car and drive it across a finish line.  The contestant to cross the finish line the fastest, or get the furthest before a bulldozer sent their car flipping down the hill would win the $5</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180149 +0000" stop="20260509184933 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J.D. - S06E13</title>
    <desc>June splits off from the group in an effort to gather any information to help stop an oncoming threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184933 +0000" stop="20260509193539 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Alicia is held prisoner by Teddy. There, she reunites with old friends and must confront her past if she hopes to move on and escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181501 +0000" stop="20260509184108 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faster Than Light - S01E32</title>
    <desc>While on route to Space Station 9, Steve loses control of XL5. Racing out of control, XL5 passes the light barrier resulting in the loss of all but an hours worth of oxygen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184108 +0000" stop="20260509190716 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Earth Froze - S01E33</title>
    <desc>XL27 makes an emergency landing at Space City and the crew are all found to be unconcious. XL27's route is traced back to planet Zavia where the inhabitants plan to freeze the Earth by deflecting the sun's rays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190716 +0000" stop="20260509193327 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fire Fighters - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Blazing fireballs from a space cloud cause widespread damage on Earth. XL5 is sent to investigate but it catches fire and has to retreat. Steve proposes using an old satellite to detonate the cloud, but a fireball is heading directly to Space City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193327 +0000" stop="20260509195927 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space City Special - S01E35</title>
    <desc>General Rossiter comes to Space City to present Steve with the Astronaut of the Year award. XL5 and the ground staff put on a song and dance show to raise money for charity. Meanwhile Venus is put in danger aboard a new supersonic jet liner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180200 +0000" stop="20260509184633 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ariel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On return to Ariel, Simon hires the crew out to smuggle River into a hospital so Simon can figure out what the Alliance did to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184633 +0000" stop="20260509193108 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Stories - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tensions begin to run high on board the Serenity when Wash finds himself feeling threatened by the closeness between Mal and Zoe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182923 +0000" stop="20260509191101 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Company - S19E04</title>
    <desc>A missing father turns up dead when his plans to evict a tenant ignites a murderous rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191101 +0000" stop="20260509195229 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endless Love/Out of Time - S19E05</title>
    <desc>A woman is beaten and stabbed to death in her home in an act of vengeance; a Kansas City man is unable to get out of a dangerous business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183058 +0000" stop="20260509191358 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Downtown Loft Challenge for Chip and Jo - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo meet up with a friend who is hoping to buy a modern industrial-style loft apartment in downtown Waco. After finding the perfect spot, they get to work tackling their first-ever downtown loft apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191358 +0000" stop="20260509195658 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From City Life in Pakistan to a Farmhouse in Waco - S05E16</title>
    <desc>After 17 years of working and living abroad in Pakistan, a couple returns home to Waco and enlists Chip and Jo to help renovate an 1890's farmhouse they bought sight unseen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181350 +0000" stop="20260509185608 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After hearing that Amunet has struck a deal to buy all of the metahumans in Iron Heights, Barry must decide if he should expose his powers in order to save his cellmates. After a visit from an old friend, Ralph is reminded of his shady past and wonders if he’s really a changed man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185608 +0000" stop="20260509193825 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subject 9 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Barry meets a powerful woman, Izzy whose abilities could help him in his battle with DeVoe. Meanwhile, after learning that DeVoe is targeting everyone who was on the bus, Ralph decides he doesn’t want to be a hero anymore, his only concern is staying alive. Harry offers to help Joe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183725 +0000" stop="20260509191825 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Von Boyage! - S03E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191825 +0000" stop="20260509195907 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clip Show - S03E14</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180518 +0000" stop="20260509182635 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bringing the Bling! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Flashy upcyclers Darren and Stephan go to battle with stylish siblings Rose and Sophie. Each pair gets $500 to find, fix-up and flip items purchased at the Brimfield Antique Show in Brimfield, Massachusetts. Given only one hour to hunt and haggle for some bargains, the teams shop for design projects featuring Lighting, Inspired by Nature, and a "Twisted Traditional" assignment. Darren and Stephan bring their own brand of bling into the workshop, where things don't go exactly as planned, but will that help or hurt them when the teams head to New York City's Green Flea to sell their refurb'd pieces? In the end, the team that makes the biggest profit... Wins $5000! Hosted by Designer/Flea Market fanatic and Good Morning America Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182635 +0000" stop="20260509184757 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippin' Feathers - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Engaged couple Solomon and Amanda, aren't afraid of bold colors. They'll take on friends Minetta &amp; Rob who have some outside-the-box ideas of their own. Both teams will race through the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut with $500 to spend on Flip List projects that feature Mid-century design, Dining, and a Funk-tional piece. But one team's feathers get a little ruffled in the workshop, when one of their projects doesn't come out as expected, but will buyers at New York City's Green Flea make it fly out of the booth? Hopefully, because the team that makes the biggest profit flies off with $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market maven and Good Morning America Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184757 +0000" stop="20260509190917 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Death Do Us Flip - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The husband and wife team Al and Merry, duke it out with best friends Erika and Evey. With $500 in hand and an hour to hunt down bargains at the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut, the teams must find pieces that they'll fix-up and flip. Their Flip List features Chic Storage, as well as Mirror and Salvage projects. In the workshop, Merry does her best to keep Al on track and hopefully their makeover mishaps won't cost them when it comes time to selling at New York City's Green Flea. Because the team that rakes in the biggest profits... wins $5000. Hosted by Interior Designer/Flea Market guru and Good Morning America Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190917 +0000" stop="20260509193041 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads or Tails? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fashionable friends with similar tastes, who even share their first name, Laura, go up against fun-loving friends Dianne and Clyde. Each team is handed $500 and given only an hour to find pieces at the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut, that they'll fix-up and flip. Their Flip List includes Hollywood Regency, as well as Upholstery and Mash-up projects. After hustling through the flea market, both teams hit the workshop to transform their pieces. Relying on chance, team Laura often flips a coin to decide their next move. The teams will then take their transformed pieces to sell at New York City's Green Flea, and the team that makes the biggest profit takes home $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market enthusiast and Good Morning America Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193041 +0000" stop="20260509195203 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are Horseshoes Really Lucky? - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Upcycling husband and wife team, Jeff and Ilana take on flipping friends Jeannine and Robin. The fun begins when each team gets $500 and only one hour to find pieces that need a little TLC at the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut. The teams waste no time, searching the flea for their projects: Good Bones, Global Design, and Fabric. Once the shopping's done, the teams get busy transforming their finds, which include a one-of-a-kind table made of recycled horseshoes, in the hopes of scoring big profits at New York's Long Island City Flea. But will these horseshoes be lucky enough to turn a big profit? In the end, the team that makes the most profit takes home $5,000. Hosted by Interior Designer/Flea Market expert and Good Morning America Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181325 +0000" stop="20260509183948 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183948 +0000" stop="20260509190655 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally-fragile boyfriend, and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190655 +0000" stop="20260509193225 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193225 +0000" stop="20260509195838 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father.
Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180601 +0000" stop="20260509183116 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Flintstone Woos Again - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Needled by Wilma about his lack of romanticism, Fred takes his wife on a second honeymoon to Rock Mountain Inn, accompanied by the Rubbles.  When the Flintstones learn that the official, Judge Wedrock, who married them was never licensed, Wilma takes advantage of the situation by making Fred court her all over again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183116 +0000" stop="20260509185659 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rock Quarry Story - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Movie star Rock Quarry has had enough of Hollyrock, and decides to move to Bedrock, where he is stalked by star-struck Wilma and Betty for an autograph.  Meanwhile, Fred has an auto collision with the actor and invites him home to dinner, where he is recognized by Wilma despite his insistence that he is not Rock Quarry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185659 +0000" stop="20260509192306 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Soft Touchables - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Part-time detectives Fred and Barney take their first case from Dagmar, The Peroxide Kid, who is really working for Boss Rockhead, a crook posing as a bank president.  Rockhead stations Fred and Barney as bank guards while he and his gang transport the money to a "safe place."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192306 +0000" stop="20260509194911 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flintstone of Prinstone - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Determined to rise above manual labor, Fred attends night class at Prinstone University and is drafted as a quarterback on the varsity team.  But during the big game against Shale U., an exhausted Fred creates problems when he confuses his football signals with his accounting course figures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182400 +0000" stop="20260509184922 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper's Hour of Peril - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Flipper's natural curiosity gets him tangled up in a cable attached to a dangerous floating mine that could explode any minute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184922 +0000" stop="20260509191444 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coral Fever - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ranger Ricks is knocked unconscious by an underwater explosion while tracking down a coral poacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191444 +0000" stop="20260509194008 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior Ranger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A young know-it-all trainee ranger joins the Ricks family and finds that he still has a lot to learn when he disappoints Bud who thought of him as a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180019 +0000" stop="20260509184208 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All This Over A Flower - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Jeremiah's brother Josh arrives, it threatens to disrupt the rest of the summer; Codi buys some flowers for Candace, and the roommates confront him about his real feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184208 +0000" stop="20260509192309 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ta Ta's Up - S03E16</title>
    <desc>After an intense evening out, the roommates attempt to pick up the pieces and work on their uncertain relationship issues before saying goodbye for the summer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180548 +0000" stop="20260509183148 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boyfriend - S02E18</title>
    <desc>An old boyfriend feels Sister Bertrille became a nun because he jilted her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183148 +0000" stop="20260509185737 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kleptomonkeyac - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Soon after a monkey arrives at the convent, Sister Bertrille is suspected of theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185737 +0000" stop="20260509192336 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moo is Blue - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille buys a music-loving cow for the convent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192336 +0000" stop="20260509194935 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Breakaway Monk - S02E21</title>
    <desc>An accident-prone monk works on Carlos' income tax.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180838 +0000" stop="20260509182947 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Lights Go Out - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After the death of a friend, Marcus and the gang try to cope. In the meantime another friend from the past shows up at Marcus' doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182947 +0000" stop="20260509185051 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misty Vine Hotel - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Benny lets Angela know that he is interested in reigniting the flame they once shared. Angela is confident she can resist, until Marcus makes it more difficult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185051 +0000" stop="20260509191155 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Tell or Not To Tell - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Angela laments over her decision to let Benny stay at the house. She has to decide whether or not to tell Marcus her secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191155 +0000" stop="20260509193259 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alarm - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Angela is restless because of her new house-guest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193259 +0000" stop="20260509195403 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Happened - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Angela is forced to explain herself, as Marcus questions the strength of Angela's commitment to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181632 +0000" stop="20260509183934 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a dachshund who escaped a life of over breeding on a puppy farm, and a 14-year-old Yorkshire terrier found walking the streets by herself. Elsewhere, Paul also meets Sophie, an intimidating looking cane corso - or Italian mastiff - who has had her ears and tail illegally docked to make her look more fierce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183934 +0000" stop="20260509190221 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S07E02</title>
    <desc>This week at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Paul O'Grady attempts to nurse back to health the most badly injured dog he has ever seen, a saluki. As part of his rehabilitation, Paul takes him to a retirement home where the dog is showered with some much-needed love. Meanwhile, Paul tries to find a home for an elderly, dentally-challenged Shih Tzu, and he is also faced with the prospect of de-fleaing a Yorkshire terrier puppy who was found as a stray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190221 +0000" stop="20260509192442 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>In episode three Paul meets the pug-terrier cross who is a victim of a hit and run, a young bull dog who’s full of energy and needs entertaining and a spaniel puppy who won’t stop crying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192442 +0000" stop="20260509194643 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Paul dons protective clothing to help with treatments on 11-week-old Humphrey, a Bedlington Terrier suffering from ringworm, which include medicated baths. As he helps with his treatments, his head is turned by the small pup, who is struggling to stop scratching himself. Elsewhere, he also joins head vet Shaun on the streets as he does his rounds treating dogs belonging to London's homeless people, and meets a six-month-old golden retriever that was found tied to a railing and is in need of some serious training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180800 +0000" stop="20260509182942 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accident or Murder? - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Clayton Johnson, a Nova Scotia schoolteacher, left for work on the morning of February 20, 1989. At 7.40 AM, the school bus arrived to pick up the Johnson children. At 7.51 Mrs. Molloy arrived to drop off her child at the Johnson home. She found Janice Johnson lying at the bottom of the basement stairs in a pool of blood. Clayton Johnson later married a 22-year-old member of his Pentecostal congregation. When homicide investigator Brian Oldford heard this, he became suspicious and decided to reinvestigate. He learned that Clayton had taken out a $125,000 life insurance policy on his first wife, Janice, shortly before she died. Clayton Johnson was charged with the first-degree murder. By examining the photos and nature of the injuries, they were convinced that she had fallen backwards. The accidental fall scenario would also account for the complete lack of defensive wounds on Mrs. Johnson or Mr. Johnson. Testimony was presented to the Canadian high courts and a decision is pending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182942 +0000" stop="20260509185123 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Core Evidence - S04E10</title>
    <desc>At 16 months of age, Anne Grace Gimmenstad became very ill and was rushed to the hospital, and within two weeks died. Following extensive medical examinations, it was determined that Anna had been the victim of the deadly bacteria E-Coli. Anna'a mother recalled a trip to the grocery store when Anna pointed excitedly at her favorite drink, Odwalla apple juice. As early as 1993, tests on samples of Odwalla juices found high levels of general bacteria. Federal and state inspections reports confirm that the company used two loads of apples with relatively high defect levels on the day the juice was made. The genetic markings on the E-Coli in the victims matched the bacteria found in the product bottled that day. Odwalla pleaded guilty to violating Federal food safety laws and agreed to pay a $1.5 million fine for the outbreak of E-Coli in its juices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185123 +0000" stop="20260509191308 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunting Vision - S04E11</title>
    <desc>On the evening of January 9, 1967, Lori Keidel, her two sisters, and her brother were left home alone while their father went to a nearby laundromat. Suddenly, a large blaze engulfed their brick ranch home. Only a few months earlier, the children's mother disappeared, and had made no effort to contact them. Finally, on June 9, 1993, Lori found the courage to tell police the vision that had possessed her for 29 years. The most shocking revelation was that Lori had witnessed her mother's death. On September 14, 1994, an eight by nine foot square of concrete was removed from the side yard, and a skeleton was found in the exact spot her youngest daughter remembered as being her grave. Gene Keidel was arrested for his wife's murder nearly 30 years after her death. Gene was convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to life imprisonment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191308 +0000" stop="20260509193454 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Every Breath - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Merril Bahe and Florena Woody grew up in starkly different conditions on an Indian reservation that crossed the borders of New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah. The couple soon engaged, and they moved into the Woody family home. On April 29, 1993, Florena started complaining of muscle aches in her back and shoulders. On May 6, her doctor gave her antibiotics for her condition. Florena later died; she simply drowned in the fluid generated by her illness. Doctors had no idea what had killed her. Meanwhile, Merril Bahe started experiencing similar symptoms, and on the day of Florena's funeral he was sent to the hospital, but died on the way there. Investigators found deer mice tested positive for a new form of the hanta virus. They determined that contact with the feces of the deer mice was what had caused the disease, and that when the feces dried, the deadly microbe became airborne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193454 +0000" stop="20260509195635 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slippery Motives - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ed and Julie Thigpen Post were a happy, successful couple. But the morning of June 3, 1986 would change the lives of Ed and Julie forever. At 7 am, Ed went for a 40-minute jog. Before leaving he drew a bath for his wife. At 7:40 am, Ed returned to the Omni Hotel, and at 7:43, he called the front desk and said that his wife had fallen in the bathtub and was not breathing. George Hollacher conducted a full-scale investigation in the background of Ed Post. The first red flag went up when the investigators discovered that Ed had a $700,000 life insurance policy on Julie. A second autopsy was performed by Dr. Paul McGarry. He found 36 areas of bruising, not noted during the original autopsy. The death was ruled a homicide and Ed Post was charged with the first-degree murder of his wife. The trial ended in 1989, and Ed was found guilty of first-degree murder. After serving six and a half years, Ed admitted to the drowning of his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182134 +0000" stop="20260509190544 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forward Into the Past - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It has been more than forty years since Nick has seen his close friend, Katherine Barrington, and her secretary Madelyn Pinchot. Now, after Madelyn has been murdered, Nick knows that Katherine will be next if he doesn't find her before the killer does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190544 +0000" stop="20260509194952 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A series of bizarre murders lead Nick and Schanke to believe that somebody is hunting the city's most dangerous criminals for sport. When they go undercover to catch the killer, Schanke is taken hostage and it is up to Nick to save him before the hunter makes Nick her ultimate trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181457 +0000" stop="20260509185727 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ngombe Ngulu - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Four blade smiths enter the forge and are given the twisted challenge of having to forge blades from a giant elevator cable. Which smiths will unravel after two challenges and a brutal round of testing? Only two will return home to recreate the African Ngombe Ngulu, known as the executions sword. In the final round the smiths are neck and neck in the testing. Who will keep their head and be crowned the Forged in Fire Champion and the winner of 10,000 dollars?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185727 +0000" stop="20260509193919 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shamshir - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Staying a step ahead will be the key to success as four competing bladesmiths are tasked with forging a bowie that will require a d-guard in the 2nd round. But even after strategically calculating each move to set themselves up for a win, only two manage to make it through to the final round where they must recreate a deadly sabre called the Shamshir. Which smith will outmaneuver their opponent with the weapon-making wits of a true Forged In Fire Champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180637 +0000" stop="20260509182905 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foster's Goes to Europe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mac enters a contest to win a trip to Europe. But when the gang tries to pack at the last second, everyone has delays that keep the gang from going. While at the same time, Mac is getting more upset. Will Mac and his friends be able to make their flight to Europe on time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182905 +0000" stop="20260509185152 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Goo Go - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Mac bumps into a girl named Goo when he gets something out of a tree, she thinks that Mac is her boyfriend, and Goo begins visiting Mac everyday at Foster's. With her hyper active imagination, she creates a new friend one after another, which causes a big problem for the other imaginary friends in the house. After she creates so many imaginary friends that it crowds the whole house, the others have to sleep in the Foster's bus. Can Mac stop Goo from creating so many friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185152 +0000" stop="20260509191430 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime After Crime - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Herriman becomes addicted to carrots. Meanwhile, Bloo tries desperately to avoid eating Frankie's "it" by doing bad things, but Mr. Herriman ignores or misinterprets the bad deeds and sends everyone else to bed with no supper instead. Also, Frankie learns to cook "it" under the guiding (and painful) wooden spoon of Madame Foster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191430 +0000" stop="20260509193709 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of the Flea - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Eduardo gets fleas while getting one of the house’s imaginary puppies to take a bath, he becomes discontent as the fleas are driving him mad. However, despite the way he feels, he decided to keep the fleas on him because he believe they’re his friends; though Frankie and Mr. Herriman want none of it and they decide to go to drastic lengths to get the fleas removed. Meanwhile, Bloo wants to get some fleas of his own and he does anything possible in order to attempt to get Eduardo to share them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193709 +0000" stop="20260509195926 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lost Claus - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When a hoard of imaginary Santas enter the house, Mac starts to believe that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Bloo decided to try to prove him wrong, in hopes of getting the real Santa to deliver him more presents, so they go about trying several experiments that would logically prove Santa is real. Will Mac be able to regain his faith in Santa Claus or will this be the worst Christmas ever for Foster’s and Mac alike?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181747 +0000" stop="20260509184239 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honk of Honks - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Cantus and the Minstrels are back and ready to perform the Song of Songs, but first Gobo must find the Honk of Honks. Along the way, he meets Doc face to face for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184239 +0000" stop="20260509190731 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change of Address - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Doc finally knows of the Fraggles, when he and Sprocket have to move. Will Gobo be able to relay the Trash Heap's message ""You cannot leave the magic"" in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190731 +0000" stop="20260509193222 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning... - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gobo's Uncle Matt discovers the opening to Outer Space and sets off to explore it, leaving Gobo behind to explore Fraggle Rock and pick up the postcards Matt will send.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193222 +0000" stop="20260509195712 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley and the Gorgs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wembley agrees with everyone, including the Gorgs, who decide he makes a great loyal subject.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181912 +0000" stop="20260509184206 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin the Weather Turtle / Franklin's Dance Lessons - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin joins the Woodland Trailblazer troop, a sort of combination Boy / Girl Scouts, and tries to earn some merit badges. He finds that there is much more to it than simply earning badges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184206 +0000" stop="20260509190500 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin in Charge / Franklin's UFO - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Franklin trades away his new telescope before realizing its potential. He tries to get it back and ends up striking a bargain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190500 +0000" stop="20260509192754 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Migrates / Franklin the Photographer - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his friends are having a swimming party. Unfortunately, Skunk doesn't know how to swim - and things only get worse for Franklin accidentally reveals her secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192754 +0000" stop="20260509195049 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Word / Franklin's Pond Phantom - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Franklin is embarrassed after he scores a soccer goal - for the opposing team!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181932 +0000" stop="20260509184220 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Frasier realizes the true depth of his feelings for Kate, only to find out that she's moving to Chicago the next day. The night culminates with the two having a long discussion in the airport lounge, finding out more about each other than they ever wanted to know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184220 +0000" stop="20260509190504 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Frasier's on-air appeal for friendship backfires when a complete bore calls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190504 +0000" stop="20260509192753 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Lie With Me - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Frasier lays down the law after finding out Joe spent the night in Daphne's room, leaving the Cranes paralyzed at the thought that Daphne may move out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192753 +0000" stop="20260509195042 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon Dance - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Daphne gives Niles ballroom dancing lessons, as he prepares for the annual "Snow Ball".  When his date falls ill, Niles takes Daphne to the ball, providing him with the night of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181512 +0000" stop="20260509183629 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Day Forecast - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid reports on the weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183629 +0000" stop="20260509185755 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Cave Guy takes high school students hostage at a Daylight Savings Time dance, only one hero can stop him. But that hero is on another network, so Freakazoid must do the job instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185755 +0000" stop="20260509191907 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hand Man - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Freakazoid and his new sidekick, Handman, defeat the Lobe, Handman heeds the call of matrimony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191907 +0000" stop="20260509194029 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candle Jack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>At Camp Wennamigonnagohome, counsellor Steff and her horror-loving charges are menaced by a spooky bogeyman-guy with the power to capture anyone who says his name out loud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182717 +0000" stop="20260509191130 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smooching and Mooching - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After fighting with his father, Nick moves out and to Lindsay’s surprise begins staying with the Weir’s. Cindy tells Bill that she has a crush on Sam. She asks Bill to convince Sam to invite her to a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191130 +0000" stop="20260509195549 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Things - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sam discovers that life as Cindy’s boyfriend is not nearly as exciting as he had imagined. Ken’s girlfriend, Amy, confesses a shocking secret, putting Ken in an awkward situation. Lindsay struggles with asking Vice President George Bush a question during an assembly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180749 +0000" stop="20260509183514 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Horses - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The arrival of Zoe's mischievous cousin complicates the Bright Fields gang's attempts to impress the new mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183514 +0000" stop="20260509190123 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunted - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Pin leads the charge to find a skittish wild horse before the mayor does. The first Breakfast Club meeting leaves some riders champing at the bit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190123 +0000" stop="20260509192608 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ariel - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Zoe and Gaby try to figure out what's wrong with Ariel. Marcus faces obstacles ahead of his trainer exam, and Mia undermines Susie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192608 +0000" stop="20260509195450 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tea Party - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The gang gallops into action after inviting the mayor to tea at the castle. As they train for tryouts, Zoe and Gaby grow increasingly competitive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182431 +0000" stop="20260509185622 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casting Agency - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders round off their series with more comedy sketches and special guest Jane Asher. Dawn and Jennifer start a casting agency but manage to insult all of their clients.

Musical guest: Sarah Walker performing "I Should Be So Lucky".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185622 +0000" stop="20260509192532 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misery - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Featuring a memorable reenactment of the film 'Misery' and an exclusive performance by Dickens Daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192532 +0000" stop="20260509195401 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silence of the Lambs - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer pay homage to The Silence of the Lambs, and there's a unique appearance by The Mamas and Papas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182443 +0000" stop="20260509190413 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together, but her plans are scuppered by her boyfriend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190413 +0000" stop="20260509194354 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Oregon and Professor Shales's flirtation reaches bizarre new levels when he pays her to clean his oven. And enticed by Ruth the alluring drama queen, Kingsley rashly switches courses to drama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181740 +0000" stop="20260509183918 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing It Right - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After Jessica clashes with another mother, she is concerned that she is the cause of Evan being uninvited to a birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183918 +0000" stop="20260509190057 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Week in Review - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After the family become infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it. Eddie attempts to back out of a bet he has made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190057 +0000" stop="20260509192235 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Honey find out a juicy secret about Deidre. Louis and Eddie come up with a way to deal with some negative emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192235 +0000" stop="20260509194413 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi, My Name Is… - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Evan is excited to open his first bank account, but is unsure if he should use his American name or his Chinese name on the account. As a result, Louis and Jessica reveal how they acquired their American names and recall the first time they met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181024 +0000" stop="20260509183149 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler's Son Did It - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Geoffrey is overjoyed to meet the son he never knew he had. But Will isn't so sure about the guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183149 +0000" stop="20260509185325 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Today... - S06E18</title>
    <desc>He's respected. He's admired. He has the hots for Vivian. The family minister gives one of his flock special attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185325 +0000" stop="20260509191501 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Whoops, There It Is - S06E19</title>
    <desc>The blooper episode! Will takes fans behind the scenes to meet the cast and share their funniest flubs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191501 +0000" stop="20260509193637 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Stank Horse - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Hilary ride to the rescue when an aging racehorse is marked for that big paddock in the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193637 +0000" stop="20260509195811 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Stank Hole in One - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Second bests: Hilary subs for Kathie Lee Gifford on TV and Will takes Carlton's spot in a golf tourney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182734 +0000" stop="20260509191333 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Wife as a Dog - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A lonely fireman is obsessed with his dog, loving it more than his shrewish wife. He is able to fulfill his fondest wish when he finds a cursed aboriginal dogleash that lets him slowly merge his wife and his dog into one being that will love him forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191333 +0000" stop="20260509195931 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack-in-the-Box - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A friend of Micki's, who works at a pool club, is drowned by two intruders. The widow inadvertently gives her daughter a jack-in-the-box from a sailor's museum, and the girl discovers that if she kills people with it, she can summon back the ghost of her father for a little while. When the jack-in-the-box opens, the victim is grabbed by a water spirit from a nearby source of water and drowned. The ghostly father isn't happy with his daughter's methods, but the girl's grieving mother has turned to alcohol. Eventually the ghost contacts Micki, who manages to show up in time to stop the girl from killing herself so that she can be with her father forever. Micki recovers the antique and the girl and her mother try to work things out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182746 +0000" stop="20260509190830 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Ideas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>So many things have changed at Dillon High and the first day of school is the real test. Matt stands by as his world comes crashing down, while Landry still copes to make sense of his. All eyes seem to be focusing on Smash, while Tami tries to adjust to having a teenager and a newborn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190830 +0000" stop="20260509194947 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Ready for Friday Night? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Matt and Smash have a hard time listening to their coach as they prepare for their first game of the new season. Coach Taylor heads back to Dillon to check on his family and finds out just what is happening to the Panthers since he's left.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180633 +0000" stop="20260509182848 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Chandler feels guilty after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and no one wants to tell him how awful his is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182848 +0000" stop="20260509185128 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Chandler in a Box - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a shipping crate as penance for kissing Kathy. The gang decides to give each other Secret Santa gifts. After Monica gets ice in her eye, her doctor ends up being Richard's son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185128 +0000" stop="20260509191344 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where They're Going to Party! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Chandler and Ross's college friend is coming to town. Joanna squashes Rachel's chance at a promotion. Monica must choose between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or keeping her catering business with Phoebe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191344 +0000" stop="20260509193556 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ross must choose between two girls. Chandler unsuccessfully tries setting Rachel up with a coworker. Monica is being treated poorly by her new coworkers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193556 +0000" stop="20260509195807 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Phoebe's Uterus - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Phoebe considers her options when her brother and his new wife ask her to be their surrogate.  Joey works as a tour guide at Ross's museum. Chandler seeks advice from Monica and Rachel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181708 +0000" stop="20260509190103 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stowaway - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the Fringe team investigates an apparent suicide victim, they uncover a second set of fingerprints leading them to a woman with uncanny characteristics that cannot die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190103 +0000" stop="20260509194420 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloodline - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The intensity of life “over there” accelerates as Olivia finds herself in mortal danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180059 +0000" stop="20260509181155 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Dark Horse - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181155 +0000" stop="20260509182236 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182236 +0000" stop="20260509183352 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Issues - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Image Problem - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184523 +0000" stop="20260509185639 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185639 +0000" stop="20260509190740 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190740 +0000" stop="20260509191826 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191826 +0000" stop="20260509192927 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192927 +0000" stop="20260509193958 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193958 +0000" stop="20260509195039 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181743 +0000" stop="20260509184014 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy calls Cheech a ‘Bum', doing the worst thing one goodfella can do to another: telling him the truth about himself. Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove he's not a bum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184014 +0000" stop="20260509190244 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy’s gumars (girlfriends) from the old life (Cheech’s fault), Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention (again, Cheech’s fault).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190244 +0000" stop="20260509192514 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confetti Deathblow - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192514 +0000" stop="20260509194744 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Gets Goosed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother. Cheech starts dating Greta, but Jimmy thinks he’s only trying to steal a valuable statue she owns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183343 +0000" stop="20260509191320 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Truckin’ - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ian delivers the fabrication goods as he transplants a 1948 International cab onto a modern roll-off truck chassis. After a trip to a high-end big rig truck show, Ian comes up with some concepts to push the project to the next level and cranks out one bad-ass truck !</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191320 +0000" stop="20260509195249 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopper Trike - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ian enters the motorcycle world as he attempts to turn a childhood dream into reality by building a wild chopper trike from the ground up. With his unorthodox approach, Ian puts together a custom trike and takes it to the Born Free Motorcycle show in Southern California.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180238 +0000" stop="20260509183019 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh My Santa - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Max gets a case of the bah-humbugs -- and Tommy has a meltdown at the mall -- DJ does everything she can to get them back in the Christmas spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183019 +0000" stop="20260509185655 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Night - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The pressure's on for Steve and DJ to have a perfect date. Meanwhile, back at the house, Steph forbids Kimmy and Fernando from canoodling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185655 +0000" stop="20260509192424 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sense of Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>With a baby on the way, Steph starts thinking like a provider. Danny ponders going back to work, and Matt and DJ try to bust each other's businesses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192424 +0000" stop="20260509195137 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosted - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Steve and DJ's "two-week-iversary" turns into a gift-giving competition. Steph performs at her first kids' party, and Ramona gets ghosted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182028 +0000" stop="20260509184446 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and The Bug - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Bender becomes a matador in the sport of "Bug Fighting".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184446 +0000" stop="20260509190910 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One is Silicon and the Other Gold - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Leela becomes friends with a jealous chatbot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190910 +0000" stop="20260509193333 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Clothes - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The Professor's fast-fashion clothes are a smash hit, but an environmental disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193333 +0000" stop="20260509195755 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Espresso - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hermes inherits a Jamaican coffee farm that holds the ruins of an ancient spaceship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181059 +0000" stop="20260509183316 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Dangerous Thing in the World - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Cobra takes advantage of General Hawk going to a NATO meeting in Europe and infiltrates the Department Of Defense's computers and promotes Lifeline, Dial Tone and Shipwreck (who's not even in the army) all to the rank of Colonel. The three can't cooperate and are not quite officer material which creates utter pandemonium at G.I. Joe Headquarters. Cobra capitalizes on the situation and attacks a research lab near the Joes' base. The Joes are defeated easily and fall back to Joe HQ. Hawk arrives in the nick of time and organizes a counter offensive, pushing Cobra back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183316 +0000" stop="20260509185536 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Assault - S02E24</title>
    <desc>All of the Joes are having nightmare involving a huge snake attacking them. At first they feel that it is due to the stress of the situation. As the nightmares continue, it begins to affect the Joes performance fighting Cobra. In fact, Cobra is controlling the Joes' dreams in an effort to disable them...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185536 +0000" stop="20260509191755 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Hand Emotions - S02E25</title>
    <desc>A group of Joes are attending Lifeline's sister's wedding while other Joes are at a nearby weapons depot testing new armor. The Dreadnoks are able to attach small receivers to the back of the Joes' necks and capture Roadblock. Dr. Mindbender uses an organ to send signals to the receivers that controls the Joes emotions...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191755 +0000" stop="20260509194012 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joe's Night Out - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Wet Suit, Leatherneck, Dial Tone and their dates attend the grand opening of a trendy new night club. The club turns out to be on a Cobra rocket and is sent into orbit around earth. Serpentor demands that Dr. Mullaney surrender himself and his nitrogen fuel engine over to Cobra or they will detonate the club. Wet Suit goes outside the club and with Leatherneck's help, disables the bombs. Meanwhile, Dr. Mullaney surrenders to Cobra. The Joes use the Nitrogen engine to bring the Club back to Earth and Dr. Mullaney escapes, when all of the Cobra jets with the new engines crash thanks to the unstable Nitrogen fuel, turning all the Cobra jets into fire bombs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180314 +0000" stop="20260509182733 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Cat Can't Sleep - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Pillow Cat can't sleep, so the gang tries to help. Cakey makes a bedtime snack, DJ Catnip spins "The Yawn Song" — but CatRat's idea might do the trick!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182733 +0000" stop="20260509185152 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Day - S11E06</title>
    <desc>It's Kitty Family Day! The Gabby Cats make fun surprises to show their appreciation for each other — with the help of Gabby's magic charm bracelet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185152 +0000" stop="20260509191610 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wizard of Meow - S12E01</title>
    <desc>A classic "tail" comes to life inside the Dollhouse when Gabby and her friends follow the Rainbow Glittery Trail to find the Wonderful Wizard of Meow!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191610 +0000" stop="20260509194029 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cakey's Cabinet Cafe - S12E02</title>
    <desc>Cakey couldn't be happier about his tiny restaurant's grand opening. When he learns he needs chairs, tables and food, Gabby steps in to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181030 +0000" stop="20260509183451 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183451 +0000" stop="20260509185910 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Eyes, Those Lips - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booey wants to go to the Mick Maggers concert, but the tickets are sold out.
Aimee and the gang go to great lengths to get a ticket for Booey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185910 +0000" stop="20260509192330 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doyle's New Friend - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Hands Across the Universe dance is coming to Galaxy High, and Doyle's
new friend Wolfgang arrives to help with the dance and play practical jokes   on everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192330 +0000" stop="20260509194751 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollars and Sense - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aimee is persued by Reggie Unicycle, the richest man in the galaxy.
He showers her with gifts and trips, and the gang must help her see him for   what he really is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181450 +0000" stop="20260509190702 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oathbreaker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Daenerys meets her future. Arya trains to be No One.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180902 +0000" stop="20260509184829 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Triangle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow is a survivor in the gangland of San Francisco's Chinatown. In 1976, the 16-year-old moved to San Francisco with his family and quickly joined the Hop Sing Boys gang. On September 4, 1977, he was at the Golden Dragon restaurant when 3 Joe Boys gang members killed 5 innocent patrons after storming the popular restaurant looking for revenge against their rivals, the Wah Ching. The attack made international news and forever changed the landscape of Chinatown's underworld. In the ensuing years, and after two stays in California's prisons, Chow's power and influence was on the rise. In 1989, he partnered with Peter Chong, a leader of the Wo Hop To triad, to first consolidate all the gangs in San Francisco's Chinatown and then expand their criminal empire nationally. Although federal and local law enforcement would bring the group down, Chow would eventually end up back on the streets of San Francisco after testifying against his former friend and partner. Raymond Chow says he is now a changed man, but only time will tell if he's given up the life of a gangster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184829 +0000" stop="20260509192754 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biker Wars - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Throughout the early 1990's, a war waged behind the scenes between the two largest motorcycle gangs in America - the Outlaws and the Hells Angels. The Outlaws traditionally made the Midwest their stronghold but now the Angels were pushing into their territory and courting another regional club, the Hell's Henchmen, to join them. The Outlaws responded viscously and decisively. By the time the war ended bikers from all three clubs had been murdered and the third largest car bomb in US history had exploded on a crowded Chicago street during rush hour. Federal and local law enforcement began vigorously pursuing the Outlaws culminating in successful prosecutions that exposed the violent world of these notorious 1%er's. Within a decade, two international presidents would be serving life sentences and Outlaws members could be found on both the FBI and ATF's most wanted sites. For a while, it seemed the Outlaws Motorcycle Club would fade from relevance but recent arrests this year - and continuing investigations - show that they are still functioning and once again expanding their influence through blood and violence around the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181935 +0000" stop="20260509184159 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Feud - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jon tries to get in shape. Garfield and Jon go to Rick Deltoid's gym, where they work out. Garfield switches the cue cards in the alley of the WBOR-TV Studio, thus causing Deltoid to make a fool out of himself on TV. The station manager fires Deltoid and that makes Garfield happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184159 +0000" stop="20260509190415 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Binky Gets Cancelled! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Binky's show gets cancelled, so he becomes a handyman. His first prospective house is Garfield's -- while Jon is away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190415 +0000" stop="20260509192628 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Stoppers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The gang performs a variety show at the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192628 +0000" stop="20260509194842 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutie and the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Garfield makes Nermal think people don't find him cute any more, which drives Nermal away. Garfield is satisfied, but Odie won't leave him alone about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180913 +0000" stop="20260509182133 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than Meets the Eye - S03E37</title>
    <desc>Nathan tests out a device that can make one invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182133 +0000" stop="20260509183339 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Friends - S03E38</title>
    <desc>Garfield tries to become faster than Mrs. Ferret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183339 +0000" stop="20260509184608 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Odie? - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Garfield is watching his favourite live show: Odie chasing squirrels!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184608 +0000" stop="20260509185832 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doggone Jon - S03E40</title>
    <desc>Al is a hopeless dogcatcher and Mr. Kennel, his boss, might not even give him his other chance to actually catch a dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185832 +0000" stop="20260509191040 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Machine - S03E41</title>
    <desc>Garfield on a diet? Just you wait! Garfield's Mysterious Machine will soon make Jon, Nermal, Herman and Vito surrender.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191040 +0000" stop="20260509192315 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Crazed - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Biff won't make a sportsman out of Garfield but Garfield can certainly make a greedy idler out of Biff!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192315 +0000" stop="20260509193547 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Trouble in Big China (1) - S03E43</title>
    <desc>Garfield absolutely needs to mail Nermal to China this time or the most awesomely adorable kitten will spend the whole summer with him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193547 +0000" stop="20260509194828 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Trouble in Big China (2) - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Garfield, Odie and Dingbang have been kidnapped by Voldo with the help of Bella's horrible Siamese cats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181322 +0000" stop="20260509183612 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentinel - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Arriving on Easter Island, Elisa is hit by taken by a strange being. When she is found again, she has no memories of herself... or the gargoyles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183612 +0000" stop="20260509185901 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushido - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Gargoyles and humans have lived in peace in a Japanese village for centuries, but a businessman plans to exploit that trust for financial gain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185901 +0000" stop="20260509192151 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud Fathers - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Xanatos is buying up Native American land, and Elisa's father and sister decide to find out what he plans to do with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192151 +0000" stop="20260509194441 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Met by Moonlight - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The company hopes for some rest when they find themselves returning to Avalon. But the peace short lived, as Oberon appears, demanding that the humans and gargoyles leave the island to make way for the return of his children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180326 +0000" stop="20260509183215 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Stacey feels dejected because she cannot get a job and Pam tells her she needs to get out more. Smithy needs Gavin's shoulder to cry on because his girlfriend split with him over Nessa's pregnancy and told him she was seeing a younger man anyway. Gavin, Stacey and Smithy head for Barry so that Smithy can go for the scan with Nessa. Smithy lodges with Bryn, who has turned his spare room into a gym and sets about getting Smithy into shape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183215 +0000" stop="20260509190104 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Hunting - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Stacey is miserable and homesick because she still hasn't got a job, or her own home. She feels she's getting under everyone's feet, especially when Pam interrupts her during her shower. Gavin tries to console her but she says he just doesn't understand. Pam admits to Dawn that having the newlyweds staying in her house is getting a bit much. (Dawn and Pete are still looking for a threesome.) Gavin and Stacey go to view a potential flat and are shown round a tiny, dirty studio by over-enthusiastic estate agent Duncan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190104 +0000" stop="20260509192855 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Party - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Stacey and Gavin are still in conflict over where they should live…with Gavin refusing to even consider the idea of living in Barry. Smithy admits to Gavin that he had another fling with Nessa and realises he's going to have to face her again at the surprise party Bryn is throwing for Gwen. Bryn is panicking because he wants to keep the surprise barn-dance themed party a surprise…but he's also having trouble getting enough people to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192855 +0000" stop="20260509195628 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys' Night Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gavin seeks counselling for his marriage troubles from Smithy, but Smithy’s idea of relationship therapy is to organise a surprise lads night out at a nightclub foam party. While the lads are knee deep in foam, Stacey is with her family at a bingo night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184117 +0000" stop="20260509192252 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180106 +0000" stop="20260509182050 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George - S01E02</title>
    <desc>George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George then goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his overprotectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182050 +0000" stop="20260509184138 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184138 +0000" stop="20260509190123 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max's Big Adventure - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190123 +0000" stop="20260509192106 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Daddy? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, George conjures up images of his fantasy dad, played by guest star Esai Morales, and sets out on a mission to find the real Manny Lopez. Meanwhile, Angie buys a sickly dog from a homeless man and vows to return him to health and adopt him as the family pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192106 +0000" stop="20260509194211 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Token of Unappreciation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180538 +0000" stop="20260509183053 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mild Ones - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Max &amp; 99 have to infiltrate a motorcycle gang called the "Purple Knights", because Control believes they kidnapped the Prime Minister of a foreign country while Max was guarding him.</desc>
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    <title>The Mysterious Dr. T - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When a top CONTROL scientist dies, it turns out that he wasn't the real brains behind the operations.</desc>
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    <title>The King Lives? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Max travels to Coronia to protect the King of Coronia from the King's evil half-brother Basil</desc>
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    <title>Bloodshed in the Bordello - S20E12</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew travel to Globe, Arizona, to investigate a former bordello that was a hive of sinful behavior in the early 1900s. Two unsolved murders and a deadly shooting may have been fueled by the dark energy that surrounds the historic building.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train of Ely - S21E01</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew hop aboard a 100-year-old steam engine for a lockdown they will never forget. It's a paranormal-packed ride as the guys investigate reports of apparitions and strange anomalies along the historic Nevada Northern Railway.</desc>
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    <title>Personal Demons - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A tormented young man has problems dealing with two women and a demon.</desc>
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    <title>Cloistered - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman comes to care for an old man and meets a young violinist next door.  As she gets closer to the violinist, Peter, she is attacked by the violinist's mother's wheelchair.  The old man is possessed and attacks her, then she learns that Peter died three years ago along with his mother.</desc>
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    <title>All Night Diner - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A woman driving through the night after leaving her family is stopped by a policeman and told a prisoner has escaped.  She stops at a diner with strange customers, then drives on only to come to the same diner again.</desc>
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    <title>Beware The Muse - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A reporter who has been reduced to working on ""World Watchdog"" is told by his editor to find a 'grabber' story.  He writes a story about a dead serial killer and then his widow says the story brought him back.</desc>
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    <title>Dead to Me - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Ned's Occult Anthropology professor is stalked by the ghost of a secret admirer. Ned tries to use a Ouija board to help solve the mystery but instead is warned that someone they know is going to die soon.</desc>
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    <title>Implosion - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A ghost who knows of a hidden munitions dump with unexploded bombs confides in Melinda that one of those bombs is missing and in the wrong hands</desc>
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    <title>eXit strategy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the mutants devise a plan to take down Sentinel Services, Eclipse seeks out an old friend from his dark past in order to obtain some useful information. Meanwhile, Lauren and Andy attempt to combine their powers in order to help the group.</desc>
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    <title>boXed in - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Motivated by a tragic event from his past, Jace throws all the power of the Sentinel Services into finding the Mutant Underground Way Station. Meanwhile, Blink's vivid dreams lead her to confront Dreamer.</desc>
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    <title>Voodoo Something to Me - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Skipper fears that the island is full of 'voodoo' when he thinks that Gilligan has been turned into a monkey.</desc>
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    <title>Goodnight Sweet Skipper - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The castaways hear on the radio that a plane is going to be flying over their island, but they will be unable to contact them because their transmitter is broken.  Gilligan overhears the Skipper dreaming about repairing a transmitter as he sleeps.  The Skipper is unable to remember how he fixed the transmitter from his Navy days, so he attempts to have the dream again, but is unable to fall asleep.  Each castaway attempts to help by sneaking two tranquilizers into Skippers mango juice.  When Gilligan hits the transmitter out of frustration, it suddenly works!  However, when he hits it again in an effort to show the other castaways how he fixed it, it falls completely apart just as the plane flies overhead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185111 +0000" stop="20260509191640 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrongway Feldman - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Gilligan finds an old airplane hidden in the jungle, the Castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.</desc>
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    <title>President Gilligan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The castaways decide that they need someone to be the leader on the island, and so they hold elections.  As you might imagine, both Mr. Howell and the Skipper imagine themselves to be the natural choice to lead the Castaways in their island society.  However, when the votes are counted Gilligan is elected president of the island!</desc>
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    <title>Farewell, My Pet - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Richard is feeling better and prepares to leave the hospital. Rory has a crush on the teacher's assistant that is filling in for Richard. Lorelai and Christopher talk about their feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182141 +0000" stop="20260509184601 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man in Nell's Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Carl is infuriated to find a man in Nell's room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184601 +0000" stop="20260509191023 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Prisoner Is Dead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Carl is overcome with guilt after shooting a man attempting an armed robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191023 +0000" stop="20260509193424 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie's Rejection - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Katie's snobbish club rejects Julie's bid for membership.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193424 +0000" stop="20260509195836 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie's First Love - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julie meets a nice boy at the video arcade.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Texas (3) - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Riley, Maya, and Lucas deal with the aftermath of what happened in Texas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183439 +0000" stop="20260509185811 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the Forgiveness Project - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the class receives an assignment about forgiveness, Maya writes to her father in an attempt to forgive him for leaving and Riley tries to let go of the fact that Auggie destroyed something important to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185811 +0000" stop="20260509192044 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Belief - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Cory asks the kids to challenge one another’s beliefs to see if it changes their perspectives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192044 +0000" stop="20260509194336 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the New Year - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Farkle tells Riley that she has until midnight on New Year’s Eve to tell everyone how she really feels about Lucas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181704 +0000" stop="20260509184516 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Disclosure - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Marnie tries to convince a resistant Desi to follow through with their planned gig at her mom’s birthday party in New Jersey. After rebuffing Adam’s request to watch his film, Hannah gets advice on an important decision from her dad and his new partner, Keith. Elijah’s thespian talents are rekindled when he helps a coworker run lines for an audition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184516 +0000" stop="20260509191329 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bounce - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Elijah prepares for an open-call audition for a new Broadway musical, but is thrown off his game by an unexpected visitor. In need of cash, Marnie tries to pawn a family heirloom and gets a wakeup call from an unlikely source. Hannah reconnects with Paul-Louis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191329 +0000" stop="20260509194311 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Will We Do This Time About Adam? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Adam comes to Hannah with surprising news. Jessa spends a day off on her own. Shoshanna slogs through helping Ray with his oral-history project, until a fortuitous run-in with Abigail, her old boss, infuses the venture with new energy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180557 +0000" stop="20260509182959 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego and Porcupine Save the Pinata! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Diego and Alicia are having a party for Porcupine's birthday. Porcupine loves parties, especially the pinata! But the Bobos accidentally tie balloons on the pinata and send it floating in the air!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182959 +0000" stop="20260509185401 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Bug's World! - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Diego, who has shrunken to bug size, helps a special bug make her way through the raindrop and spider webs in time for her to make it back to the beetle dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185401 +0000" stop="20260509191804 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego and Dora Help Baby Monarch Get to the Festival - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Diego and Dora are heading to the annual Monarch Butterfly Festival when they discover a baby monarch on Snowy Mountain who's afraid to leave her cocoon. Can they help her in time to make it to the festivities?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191804 +0000" stop="20260509194206 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save The Giant Tortoises - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Lonely Louie is a rare Giant Tortoise from the Galapagos Islands who wants to find a friend. Will you help Diego and Dora travel to the Lost Island to find a friend for him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180353 +0000" stop="20260509184726 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Die - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With the arctic winter looming, the crew races against the clock. Rain and thawing snow flood the mine and Jack puts his life on the line as the glory hole caves in around the massive 100,000 pound excavator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184726 +0000" stop="20260509192937 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twist of Fate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Hoffmans have to find gold and fast. The crew arrives in Porcupine Creek reinvigorated and in record time, they are on the gold. But just they celebrate their best clean out ever, "Dakota Fred" returns and drops a bombshell on Todd, Jack and crew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180101 +0000" stop="20260509184907 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Hell or High Water - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A late start to the season shortens their mining window and with record snowfall melt the crew faces the most dangerous conditions ever. Dustin picks up right where he left off at Rockfall Ravine, while Fred's future diving for gold lies in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184907 +0000" stop="20260509193712 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good As Gold - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Dakota Boys race against time and put their new crew members to the test to rebuild their mine sites and haul heavy equipment to the Trifecta and Rockfall Ravine. Their first dive is golden and promises a successful season.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180329 +0000" stop="20260509182433 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Barry's dream of having a dog comes true, but he's disappointed when the pup takes an immediate liking to Murray; at the same time, Beverly is upset not to be included when Erica and Lainey plan a girls-only sleepover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182433 +0000" stop="20260509184539 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Conclusion, Thanksgiving - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly insists on hosting a big family gathering for Thanksgiving, but tension builds when brother-in-law Marvin tricks Pop-Pop into thinking the Turkey Day celebration is elsewhere. Meanwhile, Barry and Erica turn the traditional holiday toast into a game of one-upmanship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184539 +0000" stop="20260509190640 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wingmom - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inspired by “Top Gun,” Barry decides to join ROTC. Convinced it will help discipline him, Murray orders the Captain to prevent Barry from quitting when the going gets tough, prompting Beverly to join Barry, too! Meanwhile, Adam helps Pops get his swag back with a special librarian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190640 +0000" stop="20260509192744 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Story - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Disappointed with her unenthusiastic family during the holidays, Beverly creates "Super Hanukkah" to get them into the spirit, but it's too similar to Christmas. Meanwhile, Adam is annoyed that Barry is more interested in hanging with Lainey than him, so he triple-dog dares his brother with results neither one see coming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192744 +0000" stop="20260509194916 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tasty Boys - S03E11</title>
    <desc>As Adam and Barry team up in a rap supergroup a la the Beastie Boys, Beverly presses Murray to let her remodel their kitchen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181208 +0000" stop="20260509183545 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>It's the Christmas season and the girls are fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave.  So they decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat.  Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.</desc>
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    <title>Mary Has a Little Lamb - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The girls take in a 15 year old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father.  Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185926 +0000" stop="20260509192322 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Expectations - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join.  Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend especially after he has a heart attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192322 +0000" stop="20260509194724 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Play - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes.  Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter who makes it clear she wants their relationship to be no more and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money, thanks to a computer error.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181909 +0000" stop="20260509184458 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184458 +0000" stop="20260509191049 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer, The Perfect M.P. - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191049 +0000" stop="20260509193643 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Bull Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181150 +0000" stop="20260509185416 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
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    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180231 +0000" stop="20260509184534 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle Ground - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Shaun pushes back against Dr. Melendez in order to treat a gravely ill hospital janitor, Dr. Lim risks a lawsuit to repair a teenage girl’s ritual circumcision. Dr. Glassman exercises demanding oversight in choosing a doctor for his brain surgery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184534 +0000" stop="20260509192840 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36 Hours - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Melendez, Dr. Brown and Dr. Park have given a young married couple two choices about their future: save the wife’s life or their future ability to start a family. Meanwhile, when Dr. Lim has to take care of some personal business, she leaves oversight of the emergency room to Dr. Murphy and Dr. Reznick; and Dr. Glassman’s post-op recovery leaves him struggling to get the rest he needs for recovery and also confronting his relationship with his daughter.</desc>
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    <title>Previously on… - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A flashback to 2020 reveals how the team at Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart experienced the year's major events.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181355 +0000" stop="20260509183557 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael's Gambit - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Eleanor, Jason, Chidi and Tahani argue about which two of them should go to the Bad Place. Eleanor has a shocking realization about the Good Place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183557 +0000" stop="20260509191833 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Is Great! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With their memories erased, Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason start their Good Place experience all over again. Eleanor tries to understand her clue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191833 +0000" stop="20260509194056 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Dance Resolution - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As issues continue to arise, Michael keeps trying to make his elaborate plan for the Good Place work. Eleanor makes a surprising discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181905 +0000" stop="20260509190213 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallel Construction, Bitches - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Florrick/Agos and Lockhart/Gardner fight to keep Lemond Bishop as a client when he is arrested on a drug-related charge, which possibly resulted from a leak inside Alicia's firm. Meanwhile, the investigation into voter fraud in the gubernatorial election continues to move forward when Marilyn is approached by an agent in the Office of Public Integrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190213 +0000" stop="20260509194513 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Few Words - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Alicia is asked to be the keynote speaker at the American Bar Association conference in New York City, she looks to her past for inspiration. Meanwhile, the competition with Diane and Will continues as Alicia and Cary battle to align with a powerful New York lawyer.  Also, Will turns to an old acquaintance when it becomes clear that Nelson Dubeck's investigation into possible voter fraud isn't going away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183639 +0000" stop="20260509191802 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Birthday Wish - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A visiting chef can't relax, so she follows Cassie's advice and spends a day stirring a recipe in order to quiet her mind. Grace is presented with the Merriwick Wish Book for her birthday and is encouraged to make an entry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191802 +0000" stop="20260509195955 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say It With Candy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Abigail, jealous of all the attention Cassie gets from helping her customers, decides to sell “special” chocolates at her flower shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182253 +0000" stop="20260509185149 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Ain't Necessarily So - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Gary returns from the skiing holiday, he goes to see Phoebe, but makes an error in front of Mrs Bloss. This creates problems for Phoebe, but Mrs Bloss has a secret too. Stella Wheatcroft arranges a New Year's Eve party but doesn't invite Ron. Gary benefits from British Summer Time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185149 +0000" stop="20260509192032 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One O'Clock Jump - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gary is having some success with his shop, but this makes the unemployed Yvonne depressed, until she gets a job interview. Phoebe becomes broody. Gary makes a trip to Streatham bus garage, which leads to a revelation for PC Deadman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192032 +0000" stop="20260509194939 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Sin to Tell a Lie - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gary helps Yvonne with her OU work with a WW2 tale of a Nazi spy and counterfeit money. Ron and Stella are still causing each other grief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180321 +0000" stop="20260509182612 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Axed by Addition - S01E01</title>
    <desc>P.J. afraid of getting grounded big time by his dad for a bad report card, so he has fun like it's his last day on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182612 +0000" stop="20260509184900 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unreal Estate - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Pete hires Goofy as a handyman for his getaway cottage.</desc>
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    <title>You Camp Take It with You - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goofy take the boys on a eventful camping trip.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Movie Madness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids think that a killer is on the loose after seeing a scary movie.</desc>
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    <title>Counterfeit Goof - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A simple job as hanging up wallpaper puts Goofy in trouble with counterfeiters.</desc>
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    <title>Stay Out of the Basement (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Margaret's dad gets fired from his job as a botanist, he begins acting weird and spending all his time down in the basement. But no one seems to notice his odd behavior or hear the strange noises coming from below-except Margaret. She's really scared. Has her father turned into a mad scientist? Her brother, Casey, thinks she's nuts-that is until he finds out that dad has been eating plant food! What is going on? Together Margaret and Casey venture down into the dark, creepy basement to unearth their father's spooky secret...</desc>
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    <title>It Came from Beneath the Sink! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Kat and her brother, Daniel, are so lucky. They just moved to a new house with tons of rooms, two balconies, and a lawn the size of a football field! But all that good luck is about to run out. Because there's something really evil living in their new house. Something that's moving. Watching. Waiting. Something that comes from beneath the kitchen sink...</desc>
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    <title>Say Cheese and Die! - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Greg thinks there is something wrong with the old camera he and his friends found. The photographs keep turning out wrong. Very wrong. Like the snapshot Greg took of his father's new car that shows it totalled. And then Greg's father is in a nasty wreck. But Greg's friends don't believe him. Shari even makes Greg bring the camera to her birthday party and take her picture. Only Shari's not in the photograph when it develops. Is Shari about to be taken out of the picture permanently? Who is going to take the next fall for...the evil camera?</desc>
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    <title>A Night in Terror Tower (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While visiting London, Sue and her brother, Eddie, are out on their own for the day while their parents attend a buisness conference. At first bored, they are delighted when their bus makes a stop at Terror Tower. But the fun turns to fright when the kids see the wax statues in the Tower's torture chamber moving as if they are real... and ghostly images start calling out warnings to them. Suddenly, Sue and Eddie are running for their lives as they travel back in time to the Middle Ages to escape the dark fate of Terror Tower.</desc>
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    <title>Bayou on the Vine - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Ramsay and his team discover that the family dynamic is creating a challenging work environment at Bayou on the Vine, a family-owned-and-operated Cajun restaurant in Kansas City, Mo.</desc>
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    <title>Boardwalk 11 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ramsay and his team attempt to revamp Boardwalk 11, a gastropub and karaoke bar located in Los Angeles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183910 +0000" stop="20260509192115 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Archibalds - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Blair is offended when her mom's new boyfriend ruins her Thanksgiving traditions. Lily attempts to strengthen the frail bond between Rufus and Jenny. Eric discovers a secret about Bart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183616 +0000" stop="20260509192316 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aylsebury Vale 2018 - S19E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud meets Spanish architect Jaime and his wife Mimi as they embark on a mission to convert a Grade II listed folly into a family home in Buckinghamshire. Giving themselves a wildly optimistic six month deadline to finish before the birth of their second child, it's not long before the couple hit trouble. Jaime puts all his energies and creativity into the project, using innovative 3D mapping to squeeze living spaces into the tower, but it proves to be an exhausting struggle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183446 +0000" stop="20260509194133 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Well Aged Scotch - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May tour the most beautiful parts of Scotland in three old Italian cars which they believe to be future classics. Also in this show, Clarkson is at the Eboladrome to test the new BMW M5 sports saloon against the comfort-orientated Alpina B5.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180035 +0000" stop="20260509184406 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is That a Freckle? - S16E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh from the flight and still exhausted from the SEMA show in Las Vegas, Nevada, Mark and the Ghoulz get back to the grind. Will eagerly prepares to paint his very first 1970 AAR 'Cuda, but with Mark breathing down his neck and micromanaging his methods, Will's rebellious nature is stirred up. Meanwhile, Josh is doing some heavy metal work on another 1970 'Cuda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184406 +0000" stop="20260509192737 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thunder From Down Under - S16E09</title>
    <desc>When the local junkyard closes its doors, Mark and Dougie have to rescue an old friend from the earliest days of Graveyard Carz. But their journey appears to be cursed. Will pushes the 1970 AAR 'Cuda through paint and into assembly, and the team continues work on a very original, one-owner 1970 Super Bee in Plum Crazy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180222 +0000" stop="20260509182427 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not What He Seems - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After agents Powers and Trigger take Stan into custody, Dipper and Mabel begin to wonder how much they actually know about their Grunkle Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182427 +0000" stop="20260509185330 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Stans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cornered underneath the Mystery Shack, Stan must finally reveal the secrets of his past and his mysterious portal to Dipper and Mabel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185330 +0000" stop="20260509191535 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dipper finds an unlikely friend to join him with his newest obsession — a board game called “Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191535 +0000" stop="20260509193740 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stanchurian Candidate - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Grunkle Stan decides to run for mayor, Dipper and Mabel have their work cut out for them trying to turn their gaffe-prone uncle into the perfect candidate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193740 +0000" stop="20260509195945 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Mabelcorn - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A new threat leads Mabel to venture into the enchanted realm of the unicorns. Meanwhile, Dipper learns an unexpected twist about the enigmatic Bill Cipher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180607 +0000" stop="20260509182742 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As Goldie as It Gets Adventure - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ham befriends an older woman who loves to party. Meanwhile, Judy takes up pottery and is not great at it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182742 +0000" stop="20260509184919 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Moon Walking Adventure - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After seeing something he shouldn't have, Moon incurs Debbie's wrath. Meanwhile, Beef is determined to save his favorite museum from being closed down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184919 +0000" stop="20260509191056 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beef's in Toyland Adventure - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Beef struggles when the boat needs repairs and he can't fish for a whole week. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee meet the best-looking man in Lone Moose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191056 +0000" stop="20260509193224 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poetry of the Penals Adventure - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wolf chaperones Ham and Judy on a school field trip to the abandoned Death Cliff Prison. Meanwhile, Beef accidentally agrees to compose a poem.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193224 +0000" stop="20260509195402 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say It Again, Ham Adventure - S02E20</title>
    <desc>With Crispin's help, Ham tries to re-create a more theatrical version of his coming out. Meanwhile, hoping to record their first true crime podcast, Wolf and Honeybee investigate a local cold case and are shocked by what they uncover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183912 +0000" stop="20260509192900 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Desk Scenario - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At FBI headquarters, promotions are being handed out. However, Bill considers retiring from his job. Meanwhile, Ralph must use his suit to save Pam when she discovers her boss is the head of an underground operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181023 +0000" stop="20260509183547 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Fred Ziffel objects to Arnold's love affair with Haney's "basket" hound Cynthia. Realizing that their relationship can never work, Arnold breaks things off. When Cynthia performs miserably at the county field trials, Haney wants to sue over his heartbroken hound.</desc>
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    <title>Oliver vs. the Phone Company - S03E04</title>
    <desc>It all begins when the driveshaft comes apart on Oliver's tractor. He decides to phone the company (his phone sits atop a telephone pole) to have a replacement part shipped to him, but can't get through because the operator is not available - she's at home cooking a rump roast. Eb mans the antiquated switchboard, but is only able to play recordings explaining the operator's absence.
At Drucker's General Store, Oliver discovers that everyone has come to tolerate the operator's frequent absences. Oliver's blood pressure rises a few more notches when he can't use Drucker's two-piece telephone, which sits below the counter (whose very short cord is too long, per the phone company's constitution). The final straw comes when Mr. Trendell, the phone company CEO, refuses to reason with Oliver, viewing his grievances as mere complaints from an unhappy subscriber.
Frustrated with the outdated equipment, frequently absent operator and the phone company's notoriously poor customer service, Oliver</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190115 +0000" stop="20260509192635 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Oliver's without an operator on his first day as president of the Hooterville Phone Company. As he wrestles with an exploding switchboard, the locals gossip about how he stole the company from Roy Trendell in a rigged card game. Lisa figures out how to put calls through, but had rather flirt with the president than work the switchboard all night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192635 +0000" stop="20260509195132 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Kind Word For the President - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Irritated by complaints and about how much money he's losing, Oliver raises the rates at the Hooterville Phone Company. His top priority, however, is getting the Monroe brothers to connect his own phone inside the house. Meanwhile, Lisa discovers the magic of cooking dehydrated food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182008 +0000" stop="20260509184851 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Boycie and Marlene have been married for nearly forty years so Marlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary. A marquee and caterers have been booked, the flowers are being organised and a band has been booked to play their song – "What's New Pussycat?" Meanwhile, the guest list has grown to an enormous length and Marlene has contacted their old Peckham solicitor. However, he brings bad news – the registrar who married them was unlicensed, so they have never been married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184851 +0000" stop="20260509191726 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep on Running - S01E01</title>
    <desc>All is well in Peckham. Marlene is off to a health farm as Boycie rises to take the dog for a walk and their son Tyler is off to France for a school trip. It's just another ordinary day in the Boyce household. Then Denzil arrives bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified.
By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire. Reluctantly Marlene agrees to the move and Tyler is dragged with them. Moving day comes and once north of the safe confines of the Thames, they find themselves hopelessly lost and out of their depth. They eventually track down their new home and discover that "The Grange" comes complete with some very strange characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191726 +0000" stop="20260509194604 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rocky Start - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyler is not impressed by his new surroundings in rural Shropshier and Marlene wants to return to Peckham. However, the only fools and horses car supremo, Boycie, warms to the idea of becoming a gentleman farmer - a role which involves doing little work and mingling with the country set. Meanwhile, Boycie's manager. Elgin, pursuades him to retain all his staff and set about creating a working farm even if it means forking out £18.000 on a bull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183128 +0000" stop="20260509191417 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Unable to keep her secret any longer, Grace confesses to her family. However, not all of the Greenleafs are on her side, the situation is further complicated by the police, lies, affairs, and the interests of Harmony &amp; Hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191417 +0000" stop="20260509195703 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunited - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Bishop plans a romantic surprise for Lady Mae, but it goes sideways when other pursuits collide and combust. Lady Mae learns that her name is being erased from the scholarship fund at Calvary and sets out to protect her legacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182157 +0000" stop="20260509190333 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave a Light On - S16E16</title>
    <desc>Bailey and Ben face a huge, life-altering decision, while Meredith, Jo and Bailey reflect on their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190333 +0000" stop="20260509194511 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life on Mars? - S16E17</title>
    <desc>A wealthy inventor arrives at Grey Sloan and asks Koracick for help, while Meredith struggles to save a woman with diabetes who has been rationing her insulin. Jo and Link fight to save a young man who fell onto train tracks, and Jackson and Vic’s relationship hits a snag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184038 +0000" stop="20260509192338 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fugitive - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Nick is forced into hiding after Captain Renard pins multiple Black Claw deaths on him, making him a wanted man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181635 +0000" stop="20260509184032 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Mike has a showdown with Jason over his rights as an 18-year-old college student, and declares his freedom from parental rule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184032 +0000" stop="20260509190500 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mike converts the storage space above the garage into an apartment. In so doing, he must choose whether he wants to be tenant or family member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190500 +0000" stop="20260509192926 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jason sends his mother on a cruise to get her mind off her dead husband, but when she returns with a fiancé in tow, Jason finds it hard to accept the man who will "replace" his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192926 +0000" stop="20260509195341 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming Queen - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Carol is chosen for homecoming court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180209 +0000" stop="20260509182300 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Zaara grows frustrated when Andre starts treating her like a therapist instead of a friend. Kiela and Annika are surprised by how much they enjoy game night at the sober dorms. Doug urges Aaron to sit with his feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182300 +0000" stop="20260509184351 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Mess - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Annika invites the crew to her “Influencer Island” reunion taping. Andre starts to second-guess whether Annika is being fully honest with him. Meanwhile, Doug helps Aaron plus-up his dating profile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184351 +0000" stop="20260509190444 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Andre campaigns to be the president of the Gamma fraternity, but is he willing to sacrifice his morals to win? Doug has a date with Sloane. Zaara is hung up on Drea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190444 +0000" stop="20260509192536 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savior Complex - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Modern-day chivalry is on everyone’s minds as Annika grows tired of Andre’s white-knight routine. Doug tries to impress Sloane, and Aaron finds himself in a passive-aggressive email battle with a colleague.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192536 +0000" stop="20260509194628 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toxic - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The crew waves red flags when Zaara is all consumed by her recent fling with Drea. Aaron feels a romantic spark for his colleague but is unsure about his next move. Kiela struggles with a class assignment Lauryn excels in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182326 +0000" stop="20260509184941 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitty's Rebellion - S04E22</title>
    <desc>An old friend of the family comes to Dodge looking for Kitty, but when he finds out she's a saloon owner, he's dismayed.  Intent on defending her honor wherever she is insulted, he nearly gets himself killed.  Kitty finally tells him that she has no honor, and he keeps making a fool out of himself thinking otherwise.  It sends him away and saves his life at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184941 +0000" stop="20260509191556 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky - S04E23</title>
    <desc>While Chester is teaching Miss Kitty guitar playing and singing technics, the cowpokes at the Long Branch are making quite a fuss over Frog mouth Kate.
Kate has a fondness for a younger man almost half her age (Billy Daunt). Billy does not share the same feelings for Kate and runs away much to the delight to the Long Branch barflies.
Late that night, Chester wakes Matt in the middle of the night to tell Matt that Kate had been shot at Ma Torvet's boarding house.
Ma Torvet tells Matt that  Billy was the one who shot Kate. Ma also believes that Billy shot Kate because Kate kept some money stashed away under her bed.
Matt and Chester search the countryside for Billy Daunt.
While Matt and Chester are conducting their search, they discover the wife of a destitute farmer who claims Billy killed her husband and tortured a very old man.
Matt and Chester finally overtake a desperate Billy Daunt and transport Billy back to Dodge.
Shortly after their arrival in Dodge, Matt finds out some more tro</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191556 +0000" stop="20260509194213 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doc Quits - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When another Doctor shows up in Dodge promising lower Doctor's fees and miracle cures, Doc gets angry and and many Dodge citizens think Doc Adamas has quit as Dodge's doctor.
When Doc comes up missing, Matt looks for Doc and finds him fishing outside of Dodge. Doc tells Matt that he thinks the new Doctor is nothing but a quack.

Doc Adamas believes the new Doctor is a quack.
Doc's beliefs are later proven to be true when the new Doctor's medical treatments amost kill a young boy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180158 +0000" stop="20260509184457 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giant - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A visitor from Joe's past threatens his newfound connection with Cameron. Meanwhile, with Donna out of town, the toll of Gordon's work catches up with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184457 +0000" stop="20260509192757 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 214s - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Scandal hits Cardiff Electric as the team finalizes preparations for COMDEX. Meanwhile, Bosworth makes a sacrifice for the good of the PC program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181433 +0000" stop="20260509190835 +0000" channel="C979.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of the Full Moon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A friend lends Tom Martin a country cottage for a holiday with his wife, Sarah. On the way there, Tom's car runs out of control and he can't stop it. The car ends up at a house in the woods, where Tom and Sarah meet eight beautiful Hungarian children and their Nanny, Mrs Ardoy. That night, they have an experience which will change their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181227 +0000" stop="20260509185843 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S06E01</title>
    <desc>June and Serena find themselves thrown together on a dangerous journey as refugees fleeing an increasingly hostile Toronto. Moira faces a life-changing choice that could alter the resistance forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185843 +0000" stop="20260509195351 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exile - S06E02</title>
    <desc>June embarks on a challenging journey as she attempts to forge a new life in an unfamiliar community, while Serena seeks a sanctuary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180713 +0000" stop="20260509183112 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butterflies - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools assist with the grand opening of a butterfly conservatory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183112 +0000" stop="20260509185641 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Show - S03E34</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185641 +0000" stop="20260509191941 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Time Capsule - S03E35</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191941 +0000" stop="20260509194340 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One of the Puppies - S03E36</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180837 +0000" stop="20260509183110 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannah in the Streets with Diamonds - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Hannah gets her own diamond, but a guy is selling hot dogs next to her diamond. Then a gross flower vendor spits on her diamond. So she decides to change her diamond's location. Meanwhile, Jackson's car is broken, so Robby works for Rico until Jackson is back to work. But when Rico is mean to Robby, Jackson gets fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183110 +0000" stop="20260509185342 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yet Another Side of Me - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Hannah meets her idol, Isis, who inspires her to change her image to keep fresh. Hannah does this, to impress the Sunshine Girls after being named "Role Model of the Year". Meanwhile, Jackson befriends Rico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185342 +0000" stop="20260509191614 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Test of My Love - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Miley successfully manages to catch a date with a rich boy. However, the boy's parents are rude to Miley because she is from Tennessee, so she tries to impress them by pretending to be rich and fancy herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191614 +0000" stop="20260509193843 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joannie B. Goode - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Oliver and Joannie (Hayley Chase) start dating, Oliver wants Miley and Lilly to be friends with her. After a sleepover Lilly and Joannie have more in common than they thought, Miley starts to get jealous and thinks she's losing her friends. Meanwhile, Jackson gets a date with Rico's cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181059 +0000" stop="20260509185404 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hassun - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Will Graham's trial begins and he must watch as those closest to him are forced to take sides. Jack Crawford scathing report about his conduct with Will, is pulled in conflicting directions. He acknowledges that he may be partially to blame for pushing his star pupil over the edge. To add confusion to an already suspenseful trial, a court bailiff is killed in a Copycat-like manner and those closest to Will start to wonder if they were wrong about him. The outcome of the entire trial hangs in the balance as one last key victim is served up.</desc>
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    <title>Takiawase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A killer murders their victim and converts the cranial cavity into a beehive, leaving the corpse for the authorities. Meanwhile, Beverly secretly consults with Will to figure out who the mural killer is, and Will insists that Hannibal is both the Chesapeake Ripper and the Copycat Killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180147 +0000" stop="20260509182720 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Skin Game - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Richie and Potsie obtain fake identification cards in order to attend a burlesque show where Ralph says Bubbles McCall takes it all off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182720 +0000" stop="20260509185257 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking up is Hard to Do - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Richie and his girlfriend, Arlene, break up after two weeks of dating.  Neither of them have dates for the prom, so they end up going together as friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185257 +0000" stop="20260509192053 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give the Band a Hand - S01E10</title>
    <desc>To make some money, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, and Bag form a band.  They secure a gig, but Richie and Potsie lose the money (including that of Ralph and Bag) playing poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192053 +0000" stop="20260509194624 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Because She's There - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Richie is put in an awkward situation when he is set up with a girl much taller than he is.
Meanwhile, Howard is frustrated by Marion's ineptness at playing bridge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181410 +0000" stop="20260509183542 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kerkovich Way - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A panicked Alex enlists Jane's help in convincing Dave that something he's certain happened never did using "The Kerkovich Way," an ancient Serbian memory-wiping technique passed down through the Kerkovich clan. Meanwhile, Penny and Max are determined to finally beat an annoyingly perfect couple in the annual Rosalita's Run and Scavenger Hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183542 +0000" stop="20260509185628 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party of Six - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After years of bad luck every time the gang celebrates Penny's birthday, the gang starts to believe the day is cursed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185628 +0000" stop="20260509191746 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Bruise - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Dave finds himself bullied at the gym by Corey, and former bully Alex coaches him on how to fight back. Meanwhile, the residents at Brad and Jane's condo are fed up with Jane being too controlling as president of their home owners' association, and rise up to challenge her for the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191746 +0000" stop="20260509193924 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big White Lies - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Things spiral out of control after Penny tells a white lie to avoid an irritating childhood friend. Dave and Max's lonely and jealous landlord falls for Alex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181353 +0000" stop="20260509191102 +0000" channel="C986.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy urges Frances to go further with her attempts at making Catherine's life a misery, and a therapist tries to understand why Catherine attended Tommy Lee Royce's mother's funeral. Meanwhile, John begins to sweat when a new body is discovered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181400 +0000" stop="20260509185533 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Camp With the Dallas Cowboys Week 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dallas plays its first preseason game and for some cowboys, it's their last game.  The competition for starting quarterback heats up as Quincy Carter is challenged by newcomer Chad Hutchinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185533 +0000" stop="20260509193907 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Camp With the Dallas Cowboys Week 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Cowboys enjoy some good, clean fun before the "hard knocks" resume and injuries affect key members of the 2002 roster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180030 +0000" stop="20260509182119 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Em All - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Les issues an ultimatum to the staff after uncovering some damaged merchandise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182119 +0000" stop="20260509184244 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich vs. Les - S05E26</title>
    <desc>In the Season 5 finale, tensions run high when Les promises to fire the employee who makes the next big mistake. When Rich drops the ball, the stage is set for a showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184244 +0000" stop="20260509190432 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Returns - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Season 6 begins with the return of the banished Rich, who hopes to regain Les’ trust. When Rich eyeballs a load of stolen goods, he sees a way back into the boss’s good graces. Meanwhile, Seth continues his efforts to take over the store, all under Ashley’s watchful and disapproving eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190432 +0000" stop="20260509192614 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shocker - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ashley doesn't buy into Seth's new money scheme which, if it works, could mean big bucks for the store; and employees get quite a shock when a customer brings in a vintage electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192614 +0000" stop="20260509194802 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Story - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Les loves a good story, but is he being duped by a group of savvy salesmen? Seth and Ashley try to pin him to the wall on his intent to buy, but Les stands firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181139 +0000" stop="20260509183408 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Brainiac - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brainiac has one last task to finish before he can be promoted within the Coluian government -- but unforeseen variables change his life forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183408 +0000" stop="20260509185710 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Pasta Dinner - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Old wounds and fears bubble to the surface when Harley and Ivy are invited to a meet and greet for their condo building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185710 +0000" stop="20260509192006 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottle My Heart - S05E06</title>
    <desc>After Lena divulges Brainiac's plans to the Daily Planet, Harley, Clayface, Bane and Frank try to take him down with an original musical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192006 +0000" stop="20260509194219 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankette - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The team gains a surprising new addition in the wake of a devastating loss. Meanwhile, as Ivy and Harley set out to bring the murderer to justice, Bane must protect Goldie and the other school kids from citywide destruction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180647 +0000" stop="20260509181843 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bannon Custody Battle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Roger “Race” Bannon fights his longtime partner in adventure, Dr. Benton Quest, for custody of Benton’s son Johnny Quest and Johnny’s buddy Hadji.  Harvey represents Dr. Quest, while Vulturo is Race’s attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181843 +0000" stop="20260509183049 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Personal Injury - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apache Chief, the Native American member of the Superfriends, accidentally spills coffee on his groin. He sues the Javalux company, as the burn injuries to his crotch have diminished his superpower: the ability to grow to giant-size. Harvey represents Apache Chief, while Reducto is the attorney for the Javalux Corp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183049 +0000" stop="20260509184238 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaggy Busted - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while en route to solve another mystery, are pulled over by a State Trooper. Their natural gigglish and dopey behavior leads him to believe they are under the influence of illegal substances, and they are taken to jail. Harvey represents Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while Spyro is the prosecutor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184238 +0000" stop="20260509185438 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death By Chocolate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Jellystone National Park bear, Boo Boo, is captured by federal agents, accused of being the “UnaBooBoo”, a revolutionary sending booby-trapped gift baskets and cookie bouquets to all the heads of corporate America.  Harvey defends Boo Boo in court, while Myron Reducto is prosecution for the government.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185438 +0000" stop="20260509190639 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoyu Weenie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese pop band, known as Shoyu Weenie, accuses the American rock band, Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes, of stealing their song “Mochi Mochi” and calling it “Lovey Lovey”.  Harvey represents Shoyu Weenie, while Reducto is counsel for Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190639 +0000" stop="20260509191839 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dabba Don - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred “Freddy” Flintstone: simple construction worker, or head of an organized crime family?  Harvey’s on the case, trying to prove Fred’s innocence based on the theory of a simple bowling ball.  Spyro is the prosecution, with the honorable Judge Mentok, the Mind Taker presiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191839 +0000" stop="20260509193015 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (1) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A hot new lawyer, the Blue Falcon, joins Harvey's law firm.  Everyone's excited to have, for the first time, an ex-superhero on the firm.  But Harvey does nothing to hide his hatred for the annoying Dynomutt, who winds up jammed and mangled beyond recognition in a copy machine.  Harvey is arrested, tried, found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair.  Will he fry?  Tune in next week!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193015 +0000" stop="20260509194145 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Harvey is sentenced and sent to jail for five years after killing off Blue Falcon's sidekick Dynomutt. Hilarity ensues as Harvey is sent to prison for the crime he committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194145 +0000" stop="20260509195321 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X, The Exterminator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When X the Eliminator sees Harvey’s picture in an advertisement, he remembers that he was paid one-million dollars to retrieve the crest on Birdman’s helmet…back in 1968.  He leaps back into action, posing as X the Exterminator, but is heartbroken to find that Harvey doesn’t remember him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183528 +0000" stop="20260509192634 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up Tight - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Young Eadie Hastings cannot be saved by Danno from jumping of a cliff, and Five-O think that she was high on speed. They track her source to a crank teacher, Professor David Stone, and Danno must pose as a surfer to investigate the drug pushers and users.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181725 +0000" stop="20260509190702 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loretta Lynn, Dillard and the Expedition - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Music:
Buck Owens, the Hagers, Susan Raye, and Don Rich - "Santa Looks a Lot Like Daddy"
Loretta Lynn - "Blue Kentucky Girl"
Roy Clark - "Right or Left at Oak St."
Dillard and the Expedition - "Hickory Hollow"
Grandpa Jones - "Stop That Ticklin' Me"
Buck Owens - "Sam's Place"
Loretta Lynn - "Wings upon Your Horns"
All (entire cast) - "Silent Night"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190702 +0000" stop="20260509195651 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Tammy Wynette - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Guest Tammy Wynette sings "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad. Sonny James lets loose with "Mean Ole Mississippi."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182718 +0000" stop="20260509191022 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>16 Chefs Compete - S13E03</title>
    <desc>Ramsay uses a unique recipe challenge to strengthen team communication; the teams work together to prepare a dinner service with special guests, including TV host Wendy Williams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191022 +0000" stop="20260509195326 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>15 Chefs Compete - S13E04</title>
    <desc>The teams have just 20 minutes to prepare breakfast for culinary school graduates and their guests; while the winning team goes to San Francisco to meet chef Dominique Chen, the losers grind meat by hand for dinner service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181853 +0000" stop="20260509184125 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jacob and the Widgets - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Merman attacks a seafaring hermit called Jacob with some mechanical sea monsters, but his attack fails and He-Man, Teela and the Widgets rescue Jacob.  Merman thinks he could use the Widgets' Coridite to make his mechanical demons stronger, so he sets up a scheme to steal the Coridite.  He-Man and his friends must stop Merman, with the help of Jacob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184125 +0000" stop="20260509190359 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble's Middle Name - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Sunstone, which is held within the Temple of the Sun, is running out of power and must be recharged, in The Ceremony of the Sun, which takes place once a century.  The Sunstone's keepers invite He-Man and his companions to the ceremony, but on the way they face trouble from Negator, who wants the Sunstone's power for himself, and even more inconveniently a Trollan called Prankster who is deliberately making a nuisance of himself and will only go home if they can guess his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190359 +0000" stop="20260509192632 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to Stone City - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam, Man-At-Arms and Orko are searching the Vine Jungle for the legendary Stone City- but unbeknown to them, they are being followed by Evil-Lyn, Webstor and Kobra Khan, who are after the city's treasures.  By stealing a map, the villains beat the heroes to Stone City, which is filled with realistic-looking statues.  When teleporting a life-bringer machine to Snake Mountain, Evil-Lyn accidentally revives the city's warrior king, Vokan!  Vokan reveals that his people have been sleeping in stone for thousands of years, to be awakened when Eternia next needs their help.  When he notices the life bringer is missing, Evil-Lyn tells him that it is located in Castle Grayskull.  Before long, Vokan himself is attacking Grayskull, unwittingly being used by Evil-Lyn, who wants to gain the castle's powers!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192632 +0000" stop="20260509194906 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bird in the Hand - S02E32</title>
    <desc>He-Man and company race to recover the Ancient's Book of Spells from it's long-lost hiding place. Skeletor learns of its existance and seeks to take it for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182254 +0000" stop="20260509184620 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattle of the Snake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>King Hiss journeys through Sub-Ternia to find a long-lost anicent Snake Temple, with He-Man and the Masters in pursuit...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184620 +0000" stop="20260509190950 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>History - S02E12</title>
    <desc>He-Man battles to prevent King Hiss from reaching the Well of Darkness, whilst Evil-Lynn prepares to put her own agenda into effect</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190950 +0000" stop="20260509193322 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awaken the Serpent - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Outside Snake Mountain, King Hiss along with Kobra Khan, General Rattlor, SSSQueeze, and Tung Lashor uses the Medallion of Serpos to release Serpos from his imprisonment as the snakes on Snake Mountain move. Inside, Skeletor orders Evil-Lyn, Tri-Klops, Mer-Man, and Trap-Jaw to head to the lower chambers.
Serpos is the 3-headed Snake monster made of rock. As it gets off Snake Mountain, Skeletor vows to kill the one responsible for this. King tells Serpos to head to the Royal Palace. At the Royal Palace, King Randor is teaching Prince Adam how to sharpen swords as his reponsibility when Prince Adam becomes king. The Sorceress contacts Prince Adam saying that a great evil is approaching. Adam uses the excuse saying that he had to feed Cringer as both of them leave to transform into He-Man and Battle-Cat. Minutes later, He-Man, Teela, Man-At-Arms, Fisto, and Mekanek confront Serpos, the final battle is about to begin...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193322 +0000" stop="20260509195628 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The exiled warlord Keldor tells his forces that he has created a device that will destroy the Mystic Wall that keeps them out of Randor's kingdom. When they get to the Mystic Wall, they trigger the device, but all it produces is a mere crack in the wall. Keldor's forces are confused, as they assumed that the device would break the wall completely, but Keldor explains that now they know where to strike. Inside the castle walls, Man at Arms receives a telepathic message from the Sorceress that the time has come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181542 +0000" stop="20260509185954 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Games Begin - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Hercules escorted a young Spartan named Damon back to the village of Propontus, where he discovered the residents were consumed with war.  With help from his old friend Atalanta, Hercules organized a series of athletic contests for the warriors so they could prove who among them was strongest and fastest.  Salmoneus named the event the Olympic Games.  Tarkon the Elean was not keen on the idea, however.  With help from Ares, his soldiers were transformed into Mesomorphs, who attacked the competitors.  But the Spartan and the Elean athletes joined together to defeat Tarkon's men, allowing the Games to continue peacefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185954 +0000" stop="20260509194411 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apple - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Iolaus was delighted to meet Aphrodite, who offered him a special golden apple.  The apple would make any woman Iolaus wanted fall hopelessly in love with him.  The spell worked perfectly on Thera, but there was one problem: She was already betrothed to Epius.  Their union would bring peace to the cities of Syros and Delos.  Aphrodite didn't want peace; she wanted to control both cities and turn their gold into shrines.  Hercules managed to prevent a Syros-Delos war by thrusting the apple into the joint grasp of both royals, uniting them as soul mates for life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182207 +0000" stop="20260509184545 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Snow hits the city and Arnold can't wait to get out and have some fun... but wait, there's chores to be done... and when there done Arnold has the time of his life playing Hockey with the "crew".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184545 +0000" stop="20260509190837 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation: Ruthless - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At the Annual Cheese Fair, Helga tries her best to keep Arnold well away from Ruth - a girl who Arnold has a crush on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190837 +0000" stop="20260509193216 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacant Lot - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Arnold and friends decide to clear out a vacant lot to play baseball on, but the adults take over it, and use it for their own reasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193216 +0000" stop="20260509195558 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The List - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Arnold attempts to do something that no other kid has done before - completing the entire list of a kid's perfect Saturday! But, unfortunately, things don't go quite to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182708 +0000" stop="20260509191008 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Phil Hellmuth isn't going to be pushed around and Daniel Negreanu isn't leaving until he's even. "The Poker Brat" and "Kid Poker" join Antonio Esfandiari, Jennifer Harman, Todd Brunson, Johnny Chan, Barry Greenstein, and Jerry Buss for the High Stakes Poker Season 1 finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191008 +0000" stop="20260509195308 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The second season of High Stakes Poker starts with the return of Daniel Negreanu, Sammy Farha, Fred Chamanara, Daniel Alaei, and Antonio Esfandiari. New faces include Michael Mizrachi, Mike Matusow, and Phil Laak in this $300/$600 No-Limit Hold'em cash game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182740 +0000" stop="20260509191615 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Oy for an Oy - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Jablonski risks his own money to catch a pair of confidence men; Sgt. Belker acts as a courier for a pair of devious Hasidic jewelry merchants; and Captain Calletano reacts badly when Buntz accuses a lazy Polk Avenue officer of dumping vagrants in Hill Street precinct.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181123 +0000" stop="20260509183651 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Schultz Brigade - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When the hapless Colonel Klink reluctantly joins two other German prison camp commandants in a plot to discredit General Burkhalter, all three men are subsequently arrested. Hogan  and the gang must act quickly to keep their clueless commandant in charge of Stalag 13.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183651 +0000" stop="20260509190221 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds in the Rough - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After being double-crossed by a female lure, Hogan and his men are confronted by a Gestapo agent who knows all about their secret operation and demands "hush" money --- in the form of a million dollars in diamonds!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190221 +0000" stop="20260509192751 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Briefcase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Hogan is unexpectedly drawn into an assassination plot against Adolf Hitler when he is ordered to deliver a briefcase rigged with explosives to a German general involved in the plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192751 +0000" stop="20260509195321 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Stalag 13 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Two German officers have new and differing plans for Stalag 13 --- both of which threaten Hogan's operations. In order to protect the camp and the gang's secret subterfuge, Hogan plays the two men against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181137 +0000" stop="20260509183508 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will, There's a Way - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jill finds Tim's unfinished wills and he must decide whether to fill them out or not.  Mark fears that his father is going to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183508 +0000" stop="20260509185839 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Did Lunch - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dave has Tim tell Karen that they had lunch that day, even though they didn't.  The boys have trouble with the McGurn brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Follow Your Goosebumps - S08E08</title>
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    <title>Oriole - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Diener - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Wu's on First? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A new Baltimore Sun reporter gets into the middle of Frank's investigation of the death of a county cop who was shot because of drugs. Gee likes her style. Mike's brothers, Drew and Greg, come to town, who want to take him and his boat to Miami to set up a charter service. Mike learns that they are on the run from a bookie that Drew owes $18,000. To pay that debt, they've stolen Babe Ruth's Baltimore uniform from another bookie with the intent of selling it. Lewis and Cox go in search of the Kellerman boys. They find them in jail where they spent the night after trying to return the uniform.</desc>
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    <title>Oh My Aching Back - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.</desc>
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    <desc>Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.</desc>
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    <title>The $99,000 Answer - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Fusion Confusion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When a freak accident causes Sherman and Grimian to switch minds, the Battle Force 5 must rescue Sherman from the Vandals and pull himself together before Grimian relays Earth's coordinates to Krytus.</desc>
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    <title>Mouth of The Dragon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 must enlist the aid of the Order of the Flying Fists to drive the Red Sentients away from Earth. Zoom's former master is more than what he seems.</desc>
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    <desc>To prevent Krytus from locating Sage, Battle Force 5 enlist the aid of pro racer and Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon in order to destroy the scanner that's being used to search the Multiverse.</desc>
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    <title>Stone Cold Warrior - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 meet Rawkus, a golem responsible for maintaining the balance of the Multiverse. Can Zoom gain his trust when the Red Sentients steal his Power Core Stone?</desc>
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    <title>Don't Ever Change - S04E12</title>
    <desc>House and his team must diagnose a Jewish bride who is taken ill at her wedding. However, House is more interested in analyzing Wilson's relationship with his new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>No More Mr. Nice Guy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>House copes with a patient whose symptoms conceal a greater problem, but spends much of his time dodging Cuddy's orders to give performance reviews, and fighting with Amber over who gets to spend more time with Wilson.</desc>
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    <title>Storefront or House in South Jersey - S164E12</title>
    <desc>A couple is ready to cash in on their New York City apartment so they can buy a bigger place in South Jersey. But while one is dead-set on having a home with an attached retail space for his new business, the other would prefer a little separation between work and home.</desc>
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    <title>Busting at the Seams - S162E05</title>
    <desc>A couple with five daughters between them is looking for a large family home in Phoenix. She wants Mediterranean, but he's got his eye on a one-story contemporary. Fortunately the other members of the house agree on what they want: a pool.</desc>
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    <title>Awesome in Alligator Point - S161E07</title>
    <desc>A couple searches Florida's 'forgotten coast' in Alligator Point for a quiet getaway far from the hustle and bustle of their daily lives in Atlanta. But while she is all about proximity to the beach, he is focused on boating in the bay.</desc>
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    <title>Going Tiny in Palm Springs - S159E15</title>
    <desc>A Palm Springs, California, modeling agent is ready to own his own home, and he's looking to go tiny. With a $115,000 budget, he's on the hunt for a house that's moderately small with modern appliances, an outdoor area for his rescue dog and perfect light to pursue painting. With a little help from his friend, he tries to find a home that has all the modern bells and whistles he wants while not blowing his budget.</desc>
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    <title>Old or New in Kansas City - S166E13</title>
    <desc>A couple looks to move away from the sometimes loud and busy bars in Kansas City. She's a historian and loves the older Craftsman homes that are common to the area, but he's computer scientist and seeks something modern with smart home automation.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the newly elected President reneges on a promise, Francis and Claire decide to sever all allegiances and toss the rules out the window.</desc>
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    <title>The Black Queen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While mourning a tragic loss, Rhaenyra tries to hold the realm together, and Daemon prepares for war.</desc>
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    <title>A Son for a Son - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Rhaenyra struggles to come to terms with her son’s murder, in King’s Landing, Alicent grows concerned that Aegon’s Small Council may lead them to an all-out war. Larys suggests Aegon needs a new Hand, and Rhaenyra arrives at a fateful decision.</desc>
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    <title>Cleaning House - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk dials Don.</desc>
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    <title>Subway Wars - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.</desc>
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    <title>Architect of Destruction - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Talk - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.</desc>
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    <title>Ball Bearings; Electrical Wires; Lost Wax Process Casting; Automated Machines - S02E13</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for ball bearings, electrical wires, lost wax process casting and automated machines, and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Pre-Inked Stamps; Cranberries; Cotton Yarn; Road Signs - S03E01</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for pre-inked stamps, cranberries, cotton yarn and road signs, and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for combination locks, pottery, recreational vehicles and erasers, and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Wheel Loaders; Vegetable Oil; Hand Tools; Cotton Swabs - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Temporary Metal Fences; Asphalt Shingles; Expanded Polystyrene Products; Hard Candies - S03E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for temporary metal fences, asphalt shingles, expanded polystyrene products and hard candies, and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Chevrolet Camaro - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Chevy Camaro. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Porsche Panamera - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Porsche Panamera. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Peugeot RCZ R - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Peugeot RCZ R. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Ariel Atom 3S - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Ariel Atom 3S. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Did a Black Hole Build the Milky Way? - S03E07</title>
    <desc>What built the Milky Way? New research might now have the answer, revealing an unlikely hero. At the heart of our galaxy sits a super massive black hole, one of the most destructive objects in the Universe. Could it be our creator?</desc>
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    <title>Our Voyage to the Stars - S03E08</title>
    <desc>One day, a cosmic disaster will make life on Earth impossible. To survive, we must find a new home amongst the stars. Scientists are already developing new propulsion systems to take us to these distant worlds.</desc>
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    <title>Kissing the Machine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Hunters attempt to "reprogram" a captive Regan. While the ETU work to locate their missing agent, they deal with the possibility that there could be a mole in their ranks.</desc>
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    <title>The More I See You - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Regan reunites with a long-lost family member, Flynn self-destructs and Abby makes a bold move.</desc>
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    <title>A Designer's Paradise - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Billy finally gets his shot to play the inside man with Danny. Using "The Emperor's New Clothes" as inspiration, the crew are looking to con Clarissa Bartwell, an immoral "fashionista". While exploiting Clarissa's passion for fashion, Billy runs into trouble with someone from his past. Unless Billy can hand over 20,000 pounds, this certain someone threatens to blow their cover. Can Billy keep this threat away long enough to complete the con, or is his first long con going to be his last?</desc>
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    <title>Got A Dead Man's ID - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Michael Hess is a wanted prison escapee on the run with a new identity and has been living in the same town he is wanted in for two decades. Hess learns to beat the system and enjoy his new life of work, weed and women before he's busted.</desc>
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    <title>Got Caught Via Email - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Edward Roberson and two fellow inmates went to the showers, they didn't come back. Breaking out, the three scale the fences and run for it. Roberson has escaped and now has stolen guns, in a stolen car running for his life.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of Heaven - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Tiberius's chief advisor, Sejanus rules Rome with an iron hand, moving himself toward the throne. Meanwhile, an aged Livia asks to meet with Claudius.</desc>
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    <title>Mertz and Kurtz - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Fred's globetrotting old vaudeville partner, Barney Kurtz,  shows up, so Fred says he's a real-estate tycoon (with a red-headed maid to prove it). Actually, Barney's a cook in the Bronx, but his grandson is coming for a visit, so it's on with the show.</desc>
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    <title>Lucy Cries Wolf - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Lucy cries wolf once too often when she decides to see whether Ricky would come to her aid in an emergency. He assures her that he'd rush home from the club "between the 'baba' and the 'lu' " if she were in danger, but that's not enough reassurance for her, and soon she's in a precarious position.</desc>
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    <title>The Matchmaker - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Lucy wants to nudge a shy couple to the altar. Lucy's idea: show them how wonderful her and Ricky's marriage is. Her plan: invite them to a quiet at-home dinner. A quiet dinner at the Ricardos'? Who ever heard of such a thing?</desc>
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    <title>iDate Sam &amp; Freddie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Carly settles a disagreement between Sam and Freddie, and soon they rely on her to play peacemaker.</desc>
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    <title>iCan't Take It - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gibby wants to sabotage Sam and Freddie's romance, and Carly is torn about whether to help him.</desc>
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    <title>iLove You - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Carly suggests that Sam and Freddie try each other's favorite hobbies; Spencer asks his former babysitter to dinner. Also, Sam and Freddie go see her Uncle Carmine and his friend, Chaz, in prison. Chaz threatens Freddie so Sam and Freddie must come to terms with their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>iQ - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Carly pretends to be very brainy to score points with her new boyfriend. Meanwhile, T-Bo needs to find a new home after he's evicted from the Groovy Smoothie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180722 +0000" stop="20260509185118 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karl Comes Home: The Debrief - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Reluctant globetrotter Karl Pilkington is reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his journeys to the seven wonders of the modern world, considering whether travel has truly broadened his mind.</desc>
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    <title>Desert Island - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Karl makes his way through the 'Bucket List' that has been created. First up he ends up spending a a night on a private island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182123 +0000" stop="20260509184939 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Kill a Mocking Alan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alan creates a Sunday-afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV to witness the production at the travel tavern.</desc>
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    <title>Towering Alan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.</desc>
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    <title>The Talented Mr. Alan - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan's back and life is on the upswing: he's got the third-best slot on Radio Norwich, a girlfriend and a Lexus. While at the garage, Alan meets a former teacher, who is persuaded to let Alan give a talk at school about how he has "bounced back".</desc>
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    <title>Bleach for America - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Q, Joe, Sal, and Murr play receptionist for the day, before teaching parents proper home-schooling techniques. Finally, dreams come true as one joker lands the endorsement deal of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Smashing Success - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Murr, Q, Joe and Sal learn how hard it is to find good help these days, and later return to their artistic roots. Finally, one joker reluctantly delivers a series of crushing blows.</desc>
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    <title>Pity in Pink - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Murr, Joe, Q and Sal get a little too greedy with fellow shoppers at the market, then offer major disservices to a focus group. Plus, tonight’s big loser learns the hard way that the grass is always pinker on the other side.</desc>
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    <title>Space Oddity - S09E08</title>
    <desc>The Jokers go head-to-head tournament style providing answers to their focus group questionaire; with the moderator chooses which one they like better. Then at a food hall, they have to get a stranger to approve of their apology letter. Originally the apologies were prepared by the other guys, but after Murr finds he has to read his own letter, he makes the others do the same.</desc>
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    <title>Missing - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Gillespie is kidnapped and Virgil believes that Tom Dugan is involved.</desc>
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    <title>Rape - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Virgil struggles to help Althea after she is raped by a fellow teacher.Darnell does not think they can get a conviction because the man's wife has given him an alibi.Virgil tries to control his anger - until the man returns to intimidate Althea.And Gillespie tries to convince the wife to tell the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Come Back, Kid - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Marion's professional football comeback means it's time for Jackie to start thinking about moving out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182322 +0000" stop="20260509184535 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Die For - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Marion's cousin, Curtis, wants to market marion's health drink but not without complications. Austin tries to act like Marion in order to win friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184535 +0000" stop="20260509190724 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love on a One-Way Street - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While giving Tiffany driving lessons, Marion crashes into a vehicle driven by a policewoman named Alex who he falls in love with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190724 +0000" stop="20260509192942 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Crazy Valentine - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jackie becomes intrigued and attracted to the handsome handyman named Russell who is hired by Marion to fix his broken hot tub. Austin unknowingly gives his girlfriend Erica Jackie's wedding ring as a gift. Marion spends Valentine's Day with Alex, but their romance becomes complicated when Tonia, Alex's cousin and Marion's physical trainer, surprises him and reveals that she has a crush on him. Meanwhile, Tiffany has two dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192942 +0000" stop="20260509195221 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three the Hard Way - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Marion finds it hard to believe Tonia when she tells him that Alex is seeing someone else. Tiffany ruins Jackie's new dress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181827 +0000" stop="20260509184131 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodney King and Reginald Denny Speak Out - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Ross Perot at NAACP Meeting"
Keenen introduces the new Fly Girls and cast members in the show opener
"Fire Marshal Bill Rebuilds Los Angeles"
"Rodney King and Reginald Denny Public Service Announcement"
"Edward James Olmos Does Yardwork"
"Benita Butrell at the L.A. Riots"
Close featuring Redman performing "Blow Your Mind"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184131 +0000" stop="20260509190431 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Instank - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Go on Girl with Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton"
"Dueling Psychics"
"Snuff and Roam Go To Jail"
"Ugly Wanda in Basic Instank"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190431 +0000" stop="20260509192734 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. and Mrs. Brooks - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"MTV's Political Coverage"
"Cousin Elsee at the Wake"
"Woody Allen for Date the Children"
Whitney Houston: "Got Your Babies Tonight" (cut from DVD)
"Mr. and Mrs. Brooks"
Close featuring Gang Starr with Nice &amp; Smooth performing "DWYCK"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192734 +0000" stop="20260509195037 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black People Awards - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Vanessa Williams: "You Can All Just Kiss My Ass" (cut from DVD)
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Sinéad O'Connor Protesting"
"Beauty Tips with Lori Davis"
"George Hamilton Brand Luggage and Belts"
"Black Peoples Awards"
Close featuring A.D.O.R. performing "Let It All Hang Out"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181923 +0000" stop="20260509184112 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Will's parents have just divorced and he has had to change schools and make a new set of friends. But his new mates are neither that cool nor that credible...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184112 +0000" stop="20260509190513 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunk Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190513 +0000" stop="20260509192740 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thorpe Park - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys set off on their first road trip in Simon's new car for a day out at Thorpe Park. Once inside the pleasure park, however, Will soon wishes they had never come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192740 +0000" stop="20260509195121 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Gets a Girlfriend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will finds out that going to a mixed sex school isn't too bad after all when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181839 +0000" stop="20260509190243 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mom Like No Udder - S24E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Pol and Charles cook up a special treat for Mother's Day</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190243 +0000" stop="20260509194647 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Charles, He's Hurt! - S24E07</title>
    <desc>A challenging farm call turns into an emergency for one of the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180207 +0000" stop="20260509185038 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danny - S04E17</title>
    <desc>David attempts to help free a woman and her infant son from a gang of thieves. But one of the thieves is not willing to let that happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185038 +0000" stop="20260509193809 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patterns - S04E18</title>
    <desc>David becomes business partners with the owner of a struggling clothing factory in New York City. Unfortunately, however, the promotion spells trouble when loan sharks enter the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181845 +0000" stop="20260509190011 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unnatural Disasters - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A fiery veteran artist returns, taking the competition by storm; a difficult Flash Challenge exposes weaknesses in the shops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190011 +0000" stop="20260509194136 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lend Me Your Ear - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The competition gets even tougher when the artists are tested on technical application with individual tattoos; two veteran artists return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180228 +0000" stop="20260509182254 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming in Hot - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ty'Esha Reels and Duffy Fortner return and face angry canvases and their overprotective loved ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182254 +0000" stop="20260509184318 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Show - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tatu Baby flips the redemption tables seeking out her unhappy canvases by going to their home towns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184318 +0000" stop="20260509190343 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption: Master of Horror - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Artists Don Peddicord and Sebastian Murphy return for shots at Redemption on horror tattoos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190343 +0000" stop="20260509192408 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Butcher My Baby - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Keith Diffenderfer and Aaron Is return to canvases with overprotective parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192408 +0000" stop="20260509194431 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Massacred Memorials - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Canvases with memorial tattoos they’d rather forget return to confront the artist who wronged them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181156 +0000" stop="20260509184322 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh-Like - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Issa tries to let go of some cherished mementos. At work, Frieda tries to help Issa get back in Joanne's good graces. Molly bonds with her new colleagues about an over-confident associate and vents to her therapist about her status at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184322 +0000" stop="20260509191710 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High-Like - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The girls take a weekend trip to celebrate Tiffany. Molly has trouble leaving her obsession with work behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191710 +0000" stop="20260509194854 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready-Like - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Issa needs moral support when her new project proves more complicated than she originally thought; Issa and Kelli press Molly to consider dating someone new; the girls attend Tiffany's baby shower and try to be helpful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181150 +0000" stop="20260509183418 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So It Is Written - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Gadget arrives in an Arabian country where he is believed to be the prophesied one who will find a long lost treasure cave. Dr. Claw is eager to let his old enemy lead him to the treasure before eliminating him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183418 +0000" stop="20260509185645 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fang the Wonder Dog - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw tries to abduct movie star "Fang the Wonder Dog" from the set of his latest film so he can ransom him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185645 +0000" stop="20260509191915 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School for Pickpockets - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Gadget must foil Dr. Claw's plans to steal his new Gadget watch, and close down the school for pickpockets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191915 +0000" stop="20260509194146 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quizmaster - S01E65</title>
    <desc>A slick game show host mesmerizes contestants when they enter his TV program's sealed "21"-like booth, which is outfitted with hypnotic lights. The contestants are then commanded to rob banks and turn over the stolen loot to Dr. Claw. Gadget investigates, but becomes another victim of the hypnosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180511 +0000" stop="20260509182746 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thingy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Talon is sent to the North Pole to acquire a newly-discovered, unclassified, biological organism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182746 +0000" stop="20260509185020 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talon-ted Mr. Colin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Talon infiltrates HQ while undercover, hoping to get HQ's missile defense codes from Kayla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185020 +0000" stop="20260509191255 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MADzilla - S04E06</title>
    <desc>MAD sets out to steal a size modification ray, but accidentally makes MADcat grow to giant size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191255 +0000" stop="20260509193530 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anti-Gravity - S04E07</title>
    <desc>MAD attempts to steal a gravity nullifying device.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193530 +0000" stop="20260509195805 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Talons - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Claw sends Talon to steal a duplicating device, which Talon uses to duplicate himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183925 +0000" stop="20260509192239 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunt - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It’s all hands on deck to track down the Sleeping Beauty Killer when Ryan and Dylan’s biggest lead in the case takes them to a faceoff aboard a ship. Also, Dylan receives troubling news from his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180359 +0000" stop="20260509181517 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk for Your Lives - S01E36</title>
    <desc>During Probing Day, the day where the Tallest evaluate the Invaders’ performances, Zim has Dib captured in a space-time-field prison which is keeping him in slow motion, in which Zim wants to perform experiments on him for the Tallest.  However, when a malfunction causes the prison to explode, Zim finds a piece of explosion that is expanding very slowly; in which Zim believes he can end if he throws it into the city’s cesspool.  However, when he discovers that getting the explosion to the cesspool is much more difficult than he expected, he finds that he may just have to use unconventional means to complete the task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181517 +0000" stop="20260509183944 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>This episode takes place in the future, in which a robotic snowman named Sludgy is telling children the story of the most horrible Christmas ever. It all started when Zim, Gir and Minimoose were on the streets trying to make money; he notices that fat men in red coats and white beards were making a lot of money. He captures one and he discovers the story of Santa Claus, in which he is amazed over how much power Santa has over the humans. Zim decides to create a giant Santa suit that he can use in order to pretend to be Santa, in order to have more power over the humans and become their ruler,so zim collects all info on santa and creates his suite, though Dib figures out Zim’s scheme and heads out to stop him in order to not only save Christmas, but to save the entire human race as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183944 +0000" stop="20260509190410 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Zim notices that the Almighty Tallest are very close to Earth, he wants them to view his newest scheme to destroy the humans: a monster that sucks out and eats the brains of people. The Tallest don’t care because they have their own problems to deal with, such as the group of resistance fighters that are trying to attack The Massive.  Zim decides to take control of The Massive and force the Almighty Tallest to come to Earth, though his plans are interrupted when Dib uses Tak’s ship in order to take control of The Massive as well, not to mention the fact that the robo-parents are malfunctioning and that the brain eating monster is about to break free.  Zim will need to work three times as hard if he wants to ensure his plan will be a success, though with the odds against him, will Zim be able to get the Tallest to Earth on time to witness his brilliance?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190410 +0000" stop="20260509192820 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortos der Soulstealer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dib summons Mortos der Soulstealer, a mystical being who emerges once every thousand years, in order to wish for him to steal ZIM’s soul.  However, when it turns out that Mortos needs to recharge his power before he can complete the task that Dib requested, Dib must help him do many absurd things in hopes of putting an end to ZIM once and for all.  Meanwhile, ZIM heads around town undergoing his latest evil scheme, which is the reason Dib was so eager to enlist Mortos’ help in the first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192820 +0000" stop="20260509195243 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ZIM Eats Waffles - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to get a spy camera inside Zim’s house, he plans to exploit the moment to show the Swollen Eyeball Network the truth about Zim’s nature.  Unfortunately for Dib, Zim is more concerned with Gir’s waffles than his next evil plan, which causes Dib some complications as there is nothing special about waffles.  However, when something out of the ordinary does occur, Dib believes he may just have a chance to succeed in his plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180208 +0000" stop="20260509182405 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boys - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Roy and Moss become juvenile delinquents for the day and have an uncomfortable experience at a shopping centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182405 +0000" stop="20260509184819 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reynholm vs Reynholm - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Douglas finds marriage agrees with him - for all of two weeks. He's then in court - defending himself - with the help of Jen, Roy, Moss and others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184819 +0000" stop="20260509191139 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yesterday's Jam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the very first episode, new recruit Jen is appointed head of the IT department, but her staff Moss and Roy soon discover that she knows nothing about computers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191139 +0000" stop="20260509193553 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calamity Jen - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has an attack of kleptomania, and Jen's shoes don't fit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180952 +0000" stop="20260509183258 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets Held Hostage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The McPoyles hold the entire gang hostage at Paddy's; while Frank is busy searching for his will in the air ducts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183258 +0000" stop="20260509185424 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dee is shocked to learn that an overweight social outcast from her High School has become a rich and skinny fashion designer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185424 +0000" stop="20260509191600 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A Korean restaurant owner threatens to get Paddy's kicked off the route for the city's annual pub crawl. The gang's response: War.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191600 +0000" stop="20260509193731 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Sells Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The gang agrees to sell Paddys when they get an offer that is too good to refuse, but it forces the bar's non-partners, Dee and Charlie to find new jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193731 +0000" stop="20260509195909 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mac teams up with Frank and Charlie to create a public access newscast after he misses his chance at fame in the news. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to make it big in the club scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183212 +0000" stop="20260509191357 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Dead Guy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Peyton and Liv find themselves on a surprising wild goose chase. Ravi is terrified when the zombie truth hunters' plans are revealed. Elsewhere, Major finds comfort in an unexpected - and perhaps unwelcome - friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191357 +0000" stop="20260509195523 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Weary - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liv and Blaine come to the rescue of one of their own. They consume the brains of a conspiracy theorist and paranoia ensues. Meanwhile, as they continue to search for conspiracy theories that may or may not exist, Liv researches Major’s new friend. Finally, Ravi makes a surprising discovery of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181914 +0000" stop="20260509190530 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sightings - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While searching for a girl who disappeared near an abandoned Naval Air Station, Harm and Meg watch the same mysterious lights and hear the same painful sound which also took place during Kathy's disappearance. Though it looks like alien movement, neither Austin nor Rabb believe in UFOs.  While looking for the young girl on the base, they nearly get caught but thanks to Kathy they manage to escape, but are trapped on the base.  Locations: Del Rio, Texas</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190530 +0000" stop="20260509195219 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brotherhood - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a simulated attack a seriously wounded Marine is found on the beach. JAG is called in to investigate. Harm and Meg follow two ways:    An executed Code Red or a brawl.  Locations: Camp Pendleton and area; Los Angeles</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181327 +0000" stop="20260509183527 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Suite Home - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Jamie joyfully moves into his own bachelor pad, but when Fancy starts decorating it for him, he begins to feel a little crowded by her constant presence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183527 +0000" stop="20260509185658 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Jingle - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The pressures of being a supervisor affect the quality of Jamie's jingles, so he passes off one of Mouse's ideas as his own, which leads to a guilt-filled dream about his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185658 +0000" stop="20260509191900 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners Fo' Life - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To cover the medical costs of an injured friend, Jamie signs insurance forms that claim he and his friend are life partners, which leads to a misinterpreted party invitation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191900 +0000" stop="20260509194051 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Coco on a Cold Night - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Fancy fulfills a fantasy for Jamie by waiting on him hand and foot, and he begins to prefer his dream lover to the real thing. He expects his girlfriend to pamper him continually, which leads to an embarrassing display of attention during an important business dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181955 +0000" stop="20260509190830 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunger Strike - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia coerces Bertie into handing out the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School by threatening to withhold the services of her master chef, Anatole. Newt-fancier Gussie Fink-Nottle comes to Jeeves for advice about Madeline Bassett, with whom he is enamoured. Since she is staying at Brinkley Court with Aunt Dahlia, Bertie delegates Gussie to give the prizes.

Bertie tries to sort out Tuppy Glossop and Angela Travers's relationship, Gussie and Madeline's relationship, and an issue Aunt Dahlia has with her husband — all without the help of Jeeves. Disaster ensues when he recommends that they go without dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190830 +0000" stop="20260509195733 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Anatole Return to Brinkley Court? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jeeves returns to London to persuade Anatole to return to Brinkley Court, whereto Bertie subsequently goes to reconcile Angela Travers with Tuppy Glossop, who is growing increasingly suspicious and jealous of his relationship with her.

In order to bolster Gussie Fink-Nottle's courage to deliver the prizes and propose to Madeline Bassett, both Bertie and Jeeves spike his orange juice. Jeeves finally sorts out all the fractured relationships with a plan to set off the fire alarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180226 +0000" stop="20260509182725 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle George and Aunt Louise - S04E22</title>
    <desc>George and Louise's have a houseguest, George's nephew, Raymond.  Raymond is staying with them for six weeks and proves to be a hand full.  When George's attempts to entertain the tyke fail, George takes him horseback riding, but when that fails, Raymond runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182725 +0000" stop="20260509194121 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Louise in a Bind (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Louise and George have yet another one of their infamous fights which leads to Louise storming off to the Willis'.  Soon after she leaves, a burglar holds George hostage and ties him up.  Louise also gets tied up when she returns.  This leads to George and Louise reminicing about their lives and the time they've spent together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180913 +0000" stop="20260509185045 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At The End Of The Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The roommates say goodbye to another summer at the Jersey Shore. While one couple reaches a crossroads in their relationship, another couple makes it official.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185045 +0000" stop="20260509193036 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going to Italia - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates pack up their hair extensions and Shore Store T-shirts and jet off to Italy for a European adventure. But, the culture shock that awaits them is nothing compared to their shocking adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>S'no Relative - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Two scientists remove a block of ice holding an alien creature from a frozen planet. Upon returning to Earth, it slips from their grasp and thaws out on the Jetsons' barbecue. They believe him to be their alien cousin who's arriving for a visit. The scientists then realize they have to return the alien to his homeworld before his people realize he's missing and a resulting war will break out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182652 +0000" stop="20260509184851 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Time - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jane convinces George to take dancing lessons so he won't embarrass Judy at her housewarming party, but his uncoordinated moves lead a mechanic to offer him some help with Automatic Dancing Shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184851 +0000" stop="20260509191047 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judy Takes Off - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Mr Spacely discovers that the only rival to his wife for 'Woman of the Year' is Jane - so he tries to discredit her by secretly filming the antics of Judy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191047 +0000" stop="20260509193252 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winner Takes All - S02E15</title>
    <desc>George competes in a sports contest to get an account for Spacely Sprockets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193252 +0000" stop="20260509195452 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mirrormorph - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Mercurian Mirrormorph that was supposed to be delivered to the local scientific institute winds up going to the Jetsons' residence instead and causes all sorts of trouble as it messes up Judy's date and gets George fired as it has the ability to impersonate anyone who touches it. But if the same person holds it for more than 10 seconds, it could end up multiplying out of control and overrunning Orbit City!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180705 +0000" stop="20260509182731 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (1) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to help his friend Dave who has hit a low point in his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182731 +0000" stop="20260509184802 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (2) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim finds out that a huge movie star has taken an interest in him and flies to LA for an exciting project. But will his nerves get the better of him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184802 +0000" stop="20260509190833 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (3) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is enlisted to help Dave with a project and things get completely out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190833 +0000" stop="20260509192839 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said She Said - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie have a huge fight and seek Father Nicholas's counsel only to discover what they are truly in conflict about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192839 +0000" stop="20260509194910 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jim’s brother visits New York and makes a life altering decision. Jim must decide if he should support his brother or follow his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185130 +0000" stop="20260509194659 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes a Village - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After Bob’s death, Kathie’s family files a lawsuit against his estate – forcing his friends and family to go on the record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181008 +0000" stop="20260509183247 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back from the Future - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Johnny bugs a woman to the point that she threatens to knock him into next week (and follows through on her threats), a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he's a time traveler from the 1960s. Complicating matters is the fact that the easily-confused Johnny becomes convinced of this misconception as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183247 +0000" stop="20260509185530 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Entertainment! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Movie night at the Bravo house is called off when the TV goes on the fritz. Fortunately, who should show up but Johnny's old ""friend"" Donny Osmond, who suggests that he, Mama Bravo, Johnny, and Little Suzy take turns telling stories to keep themselves entertained. As can be expected in a cartoon, that leads to a real gaggle of twisted tales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185530 +0000" stop="20260509191824 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Non, Oui, Oui Pour Johnny - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes up French class with Mama so the two of them can take the trip to Paris, France Mama's always wanted to take. But Johnny's a slow learner, and the instructor's snooty attitude isn't helping. Can Johnny make the grade and make his Mama's dream come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191824 +0000" stop="20260509194118 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Shovelized - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Johnny buys a shovel that has been announced on TV as a new workout device named 'The Shovelizer'. Can the city survive Johnny shovelizing around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181351 +0000" stop="20260509183926 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turu the Terrible - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is looking for trinoxite, a new metal vital to the space program.  They're in the field (probably Peru), checking out a very pure specimen obtained from an Indian, when a canoe drifts by.  Inside is the Indian!  He tells how a giagantic turu -- a bird -- snatched his brother and flew off.
Investigating the team learns the "bird" is actually a giant pteranodon -- a bird like dinosaur thought extinct!  And it obeys a strange old man who lives on a plateau!  The old man is forcing natives kidnapped by "Turu", to mine trinoxite, which he thinks is valuable silver.  He commands Turu to kill Dr. Quest and Race, but Race wins that fight, thanks to a trusty bazooka (Where does he get all those wonderful toys?).  Stunned, Turu falls from the sky into the tarpits.  Desperate to save his only "friend", the old man follows him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183926 +0000" stop="20260509190502 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraudulent Volcano - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest receives a call from the governor of Bahiti.  The governor is concerned about Mount Tahawa, a volcano which is displaying some unusual and disturbing properties.  As the governor is explaining this, a man named Simon-11 listens...
A deadly tarantula and a hanger fire are meant to discourage investigation, but Dr. Quest and Race overfly the volcano anyway -- only to be knocked out of the sky!  They eject, but are captured by Simon-1, chief enforcer for ... Dr. Zin!
Dr. Zin has developed "the greatest destructive force the world has ever known", and plans to make it available to the highest bidder.  Captured, Dr. Quest and Race can do nothing.  But Jonny and Hadji are still free...  A police sergeant drives them to the mountain, but Simon-3 spots the car.  The sergeant is waylaid, but the boys elude capture, and enter the base.  Inside, they use trickery and bad driving to free Dr. Quest and Race.  Together again, the team escapes the base.
They're not out of danger yet.  Flyin</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190502 +0000" stop="20260509193036 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolf of the Timberland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Quest team visits Canadian logging country at the government's request.  While camping, they're met by lumberjacks who warn them to leave, because "the forest holds many dangers -- including loup garou".
The next day, Jonny and Hadji are walking with Bandit when they encounter a skunk.  Bandit runs, the skunk and the boys follow -- and wind up lost.  Then they meet White Feather, an Indian (voice of Mike Road).  White Feather tells them how to find their camp.  He also tells them a "bad wolf" and bad men are at the river, and to make sure they follow his directions.  Instead, they investigate the bad men...
The bad men are a crew of loggers who are using hollowed out logs to smuggle gold downriver.  And they want to keep this a secret.  Jonny and Hadji are captured, and White Feather helps them escape.  Then White Feather, and a ... friend ... help them unmask the werewolf, and put a stop to the smugglers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193036 +0000" stop="20260509195612 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates from Below - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest has constructed, and is testing, the "Underwater Prober", a cross between a submarine and a tank.  The Navy is interested ... and so are some mercenaries.
Dr. Quest and Hadji leave for the mainland, to meet a scientific delegation from Calcutta.  While Race and Jonny work to fix part of the machine, they are overpowered and the machine is hijacked.  They manage to escape, briefly.  Then Hadji and Dr. Quest are captured when they come to the rescue.
Hadji saves the day and a guard gets "stoned", but the team isn't out of danger.  Fortunately, the Underwater Prober proves up to the challenge.  The pirates try one last gambit, and Race turns the tables on them -- they meet a fitting end indeed.  Confident the machine is ready, Dr. Quest turns it over to the Navy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181646 +0000" stop="20260509184208 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountains of Grace - S30E09</title>
    <desc>Join guest artist Steve Ross today -- experience the magnificence of splendid mountains and glassy lake embraced by leafy trees and bushes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184208 +0000" stop="20260509190725 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seaside Harmony - S30E10</title>
    <desc>Roll up your trousers and walk the beach with Bob Ross; enjoy a sky full of clouds and waves crashing carelessly upon the rocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190725 +0000" stop="20260509193246 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cold Spring Day - S30E11</title>
    <desc>Painter Bob Ross invites you to enjoy the last of winter's snowy touch on canvas, as mountains and valleys begin to emerge from their slumber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193246 +0000" stop="20260509195807 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evening's Glow - S30E12</title>
    <desc>Enjoy the golden radiance of a setting sun with Bob Ross as night hastens over a softly blended knoll - you'll be home at last, just down trail's end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181233 +0000" stop="20260509183155 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown - S07E42</title>
    <desc>A decision by high-school friends to move in together ends in threats and violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183155 +0000" stop="20260509185116 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown - S07E43</title>
    <desc>An airplane passenger assaults a retired beer salesman; a teenager's mother says it's not her responsibility to fix the quadrunner he borrowed and wrecked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185116 +0000" stop="20260509191035 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown - S07E44</title>
    <desc>A woman wants her ex-boyfriend to pay for her restraining order against him; a man takes back his former girlfriend's car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191035 +0000" stop="20260509193007 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown - S07E45</title>
    <desc>Woman sues former friend for series of unpaid loans during which time he neglected to mention he got married; a man wants his ex-girlfriend to pay for tools and cars he gave her to safeguard while he was incarcerated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193007 +0000" stop="20260509194939 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown - S07E46</title>
    <desc>A man crashes his sister's motorcycle and claims his medical bills are her responsibility, since she should have had better insurance; women argue over a ruined evening gown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182713 +0000" stop="20260509190805 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>15 - S24E15</title>
    <desc>Plaintiff claims she hasn't seen her son in four months and is suing him for car damages and an iPhone. Defendant says he asked his mother not to post pictures of his baby on social media and that's why they haven't spoken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190805 +0000" stop="20260509194857 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>16 - S24E16</title>
    <desc>Defendant says after she hired plaintiff to work on her home, he defamed her on social media. Plaintiff is suing because the defendant failed to pay him, and the defendant is countersuing for harassment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180130 +0000" stop="20260509182442 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient History - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The Hawkman and Shadow Thief (from "Shadow of the Hawk") return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182442 +0000" stop="20260509184746 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alive! - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Justice League take on their opposite numbers in the Legion of Doom in a final battle revealing the Legion's secret sponsor and the mystery behind their ultimate plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184746 +0000" stop="20260509191052 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destroyer - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Faced with a common enemy, Lex Luthor and his criminals offer the League to join.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191052 +0000" stop="20260509193220 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Origins (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Superman and Batman team up against alien invaders, but soon find they need to call in help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193220 +0000" stop="20260509195426 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Origins (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Hawkgirl team up with Superman, Batman, and J'onn J'onzz to defeat the alien invaders, but one of them falls in battle and the rest are captured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183453 +0000" stop="20260509191853 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kids Aren't All Right - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Dewey's ruthless cousin Darryl descends upon Harlan, as Raylan tries to undo a young friend's unfortunate mess, and Boyd struggles to free Ava from jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180413 +0000" stop="20260509183320 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Job for Richard - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183320 +0000" stop="20260509190218 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Retreat - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth wants “a little place in the country”, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking at property, and seems to take a liking to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190218 +0000" stop="20260509193059 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Celebrity for the Barbecue - S04E03</title>
    <desc>For her summer entertaining, Hyacinth Bucket has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess, she is determined to get a celebrity  to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a make-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193059 +0000" stop="20260509200001 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Commodore - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth switches on her sailing persona when volunteering to collect a guest speaking Commodore from a train station, however Richard gets clamped and they cannot find the man. When Hyacinth does finally meet the Commodore, she is unprepared for his attempts at seduction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180033 +0000" stop="20260509184420 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Over Matter - S14E13</title>
    <desc>A guilt-ridden Kourtney must decide whether to take a trip to Egypt without her kids; Khloé recognizes that the stress of dealing with six kids is weighing on Kris, so she hires a mime to cheer her mom up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184420 +0000" stop="20260509192810 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bun in the Oven - S14E14</title>
    <desc>Khloé has some big news to share with her family, but her strained relationship with Corey threatens to overshadow the big reveal; Kris gets a complex about her sagging earlobes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182144 +0000" stop="20260509184606 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mental Kel-Epathy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a typical evening at the Rockmores: Kenan, Kel, and the family are sitting around playing a board game. Kel suddenly becomes the center of attention as he tells the family things he could not possibly have had prior knowledge of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184606 +0000" stop="20260509191027 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duh Bomb - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When two hip older teenagers scoff at Kenan and Kel for being too young to get into a real club, the boys set about making their own dance club... in Rigby's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191027 +0000" stop="20260509193032 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mo' Sweater Blues - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan finally gets up the nerve to ask out Brianna, the girl of his dreams. On the night of their date she arrives wearing a beautiful white sweater her grandmother knitted for her before she died.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193032 +0000" stop="20260509195135 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds Are For Roger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kenan's parents are getting ready to celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary. Roger really wants to go all out and impress Sheryl, so he visits an old friend who owns a jewelry store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181047 +0000" stop="20260509183417 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malled by a Dog - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stocking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine-version of himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183417 +0000" stop="20260509185748 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Like Plunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Charlie Plunt's student loan money comes in, he takes Mom and Kevin to Niagara Falls after ratting out Percy to the cops. Kevin is bored and explores the town on his own. He manages to hook up with Percy who jumped bail so the pair go on an insane bender that ends in a police chase over the falls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185748 +0000" stop="20260509192120 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Kevin We Trust - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It â€˜s the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group. The group plans an outing to shoot doctors at the abortion clinic where Anastasia happens to be taking advantage of the clinic's ""buy-six-get-one-free"" offer. The religious cult's plans are foiled when Percy gets thrown off his motorcycle during a police chase and lands on the maniacal firing squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192120 +0000" stop="20260509194450 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crime Fighting Vagina - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The hospital where Percy is being treated for a heart attack is taken over by terrorists. Kevin hides out with a bad ass nurse he's fallen in love with while Percy gets stuck in an elevator. Mom makes the best of the situation and tries to sleep with as many doctors as possible. Horny mom saves the day when she makes a move on the terrorists who flee the building in fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182107 +0000" stop="20260509192232 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After finding the chaplain assaulted in his church Sarah Lund chases the offender, but ends up battered in an alley. She is brought back in charge of the investigation. Monberg has taken his own life shortly after his confrontation with Buch. Buch comes about a previously unknown medical report and decides to challenge his colleague the minister of defense over his secrecy. Raben continues his rogue investigation and tracks down a former soldier who he believes to be responsible for the Afghanistan incident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180415 +0000" stop="20260509184636 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Times - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Villanelle decides to take matters into her own hands on a trip to Amsterdam. Carolyn is called in to face the music with her boss. After the discovery of another dead body, Eve and her new team make a break in their case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184636 +0000" stop="20260509192924 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smell Ya Later - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The MI6 team make a pact with the devil in order to get information from The Ghost. A visitor from Broadmoor comes with a dire warning. And Eve and Villanelle find themselves closer than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181057 +0000" stop="20260509183350 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mathter and Fervent - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Ron is assigned to write a paper about his hero, he decides to use Hego as his subject. While helping Hego to fight a new villain, the Mather, Ron gets zapped by a ray that causes everything he touches to explode. Now, an unexpected hero arises to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183350 +0000" stop="20260509185640 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mentor of Our Discontent - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Ron gets a scare when he thinks he is getting fired, his boss suprises him by making him watch his son instead. Meanwhile, Frugal Lucre gets let out of prison, and immediately goes back to Drakken. They soon begin a new plan together, much to Drakken's disgust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185640 +0000" stop="20260509191929 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh No! Yono! - S04E16</title>
    <desc>After discovering Hana walking on the ceiling, Kim and Ron try to get to the bottom of Hana's secrets. Meanwhile, Monkey Fist finds an ally in Yono the Destroyer as he continues his search for the "secret weapon".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191929 +0000" stop="20260509194219 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clean Slate - S04E17</title>
    <desc>During a fight with Drakken and Shego, Kim gets amnesia and loses all of her memories. Ron now takes on the task of getting her back to her usual self. Meanwhile, Drakken comes up with a plan to turn the military into his slaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194219 +0000" stop="20260509195352 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming Upset - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When the Homecoming dance comes to Middleton High, things begin getting edgy when Bonnie ends up as Homecoming Queen and Ron as Homecoming King. Kim must now figure out what happened while getting to the bottom of a kidnapped scientist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180636 +0000" stop="20260509182830 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Guest - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Umma invites Pastor Nina to move in while her apartment is renovated. Jung crashes Janet and Gerald's trivia night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182830 +0000" stop="20260509185023 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cardboard Jung - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Nayoung visits, a white lie leads to romantic chaos. Meanwhile, Umma brings a life-size cardboard cutout of Jung to the store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185023 +0000" stop="20260509191216 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Night - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Janet urges her dad to step up his romance game during a date night with Umma. Jung stains Kimchee's collector-item sneakers and hunts to replace them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191216 +0000" stop="20260509193409 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resting Place - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While visiting their future burial plots, Appa and Umma make an unfortunate discovery. A faux fight between Jung and Kimchee is caught on video.</desc>
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    <title>Sneak Attack - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma learn that selling illegal face cream has a downside. Janet adopts an alternate identity to get into a film festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180629 +0000" stop="20260509182902 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group.  The company announces that it is retiring its old model and introducing a new, "yuppified" version.  Hank is the only one on the group who defends the old mower -- but is he trying to defend the mower, or his mother?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Good Hill Hunting - S03E08</title>
    <desc>All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby.  Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid.  Hank reluctantly decides to take Bobby hunting at the La Grunta Resort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185134 +0000" stop="20260509191407 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty, Pretty Dresses - S03E09</title>
    <desc>At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him.  Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn't work out, he dresses up in Lenore's old clothes and declares that he is Lenore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191407 +0000" stop="20260509193641 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fire Fighting We Will Go - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters.  They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse.  When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193641 +0000" stop="20260509195905 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Spank With Love - S03E11</title>
    <desc>After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him.  She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated.   Once she is back teaching, Peggy uses her reputation for violence to scare her students, and takes things too far, in true Peggy fashion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181051 +0000" stop="20260509183212 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moxie Moron - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183212 +0000" stop="20260509185334 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Disturbance - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185334 +0000" stop="20260509191455 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruff Goin' - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191455 +0000" stop="20260509193617 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brace Yourself - S09E06</title>
    <desc>An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193617 +0000" stop="20260509195724 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Cheapo - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180839 +0000" stop="20260509183044 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Award Goes To... - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Now that Nolita has changed hands and Jack and Mimi are in charge, Nolita is nominated for an EPICURE Award. However, Jack soon realizes that Becky's restaurant is also nominated for the same award prompting a series of mistrust and hostility towards Jack for welcoming her back into his life. Seth finally discovers Jim's indiscretion and Ramon sees the Virgin Mary in a Prize Lobster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183044 +0000" stop="20260509185247 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Affair To Remember - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jack is unaware that the woman he slept with, Gia, is Pino's mistress, who lives above the restaurant. Gia wants to tell Pino about their affair because Jack looks after her whereas Pino does not. Everything then goes awry when Pino throws his wife a party and his mistress arrives threatening to tell all. Meanwhile, Steven, Teddy and Seth plan to take Jim out to get him laid but they instead use his pityful nature to pick up girls for themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185247 +0000" stop="20260509191517 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exile on Main Street - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jack Bourdain was a great chef four years ago until he made his own demise. Nowadays, he works in a children's restaurant run by his girlfriend. But his luck is about to change: Pino Lugeria, owner of Nolita, wants Jack to take over as head chef and to assemble a crew in 48 hours. For this, he goes back to his old friends offering all of them a chance to work together again. But this decision does not sit well with Pino's daughter, Mimi, who resents Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191517 +0000" stop="20260509193705 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193705 +0000" stop="20260509195909 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180535 +0000" stop="20260509184723 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handlebar - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay heads to Mount Sinai, NY, and the Handlebar Restaurant &amp; Lounge, which the owners seem oblivious to the 1880's decor and the head chef's apathy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184723 +0000" stop="20260509192913 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giuseppi's - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay visits Giuseppi's Italian restaurant in Macomb Township, Mich., and discovers an abundance of bickering from the father-son team that runs the kitchen and a shortage of patrons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182229 +0000" stop="20260509191945 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Williams and Walker - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Fighting his nerves, Thackery readies himself to attempt to separate Zoya and Nika in front of a packed audience. After getting a surprise gift from her father-in-law, Cornelia attends a gala charity ball for the new Knick with other familiar guests. Barrow gets rid of a threat. Opal spoils the Robertsons’ good mood. Algernon gets a long-overdue spotlight in the surgical theater, but complications ensue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183432 +0000" stop="20260509191446 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight of the Phoenix (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot feature length episode. When a young detective is ambushed in a failed police stakeout, he is believed to have been killed. In reality, he survives and learns that his face has been altered and his identity has been changed to Michael Knight. The man responsible for this is Wilton Knight, a dying billionaire who, convinced that one man can make a difference, has selected Michael for the role as a crime-fighter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191446 +0000" stop="20260509195749 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight of the Phoenix (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Michael stops to offer a stranded Army Lieutenant a lift, only to learn when they arrive at her base that her father has died under mysterious circumstances. With the events surrounding the death highly suspicious, Michael decides to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180933 +0000" stop="20260509183219 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183219 +0000" stop="20260509185450 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Home to Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185450 +0000" stop="20260509191721 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Total Knightmare - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191721 +0000" stop="20260509194016 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight for Your Knight to Party - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ciara wants to bake the King his traditional birthday cake, but she and the Phoenix Squad need the help of an old enemy who is cooking up his own plans for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180355 +0000" stop="20260509184755 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Judge Money Can Buy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A judge (John Randolph) whose son was also a judge was murdered and his death was made to look like he had committed suicide. Now, his father must decide whether or not he should allow a murderer (Abe Vigoda) to walk, or risk letting information out that shows his son as a corrupt judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184755 +0000" stop="20260509193546 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Souvenir from Atlantic City - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Kojak's attempt to solve a terrorist bombing is frustrated by the fact that the only eyewitness is being held incommunicado by the police in another case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181730 +0000" stop="20260509184306 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 14. A Secret Leaks, a Teacher Speaks - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Despite Norman's prodding, Sandy remains reluctant to share some important news with Mindy. Norman and Madelyn come to an understanding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184306 +0000" stop="20260509190450 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 15. A Hand Job Is Forgiven - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An accident forces Sandy to come clean with Mindy. After visiting Eileen's grave, Phoebe tries to make amends with Norman, but it doesn't go well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190450 +0000" stop="20260509193052 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 16. A Thetan Arrives - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Norman contemplates retiring, an unexpected visitor has him considering his spiritual life. Sandy dislikes changes Mindy is making at the studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180944 +0000" stop="20260509185946 +0000" channel="C1083.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Couple Standing - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The Los Angeles Gay &amp; Lesbian Center dance marathon is on; someone is moving to the Big Apple; rumors fly fast around the dance floor that Alice and Tasha may be in couple trouble; The HIT!’s Sunset Blvd makes a shocking revelation to Kit; and there’s a no-show at the bus station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181022 +0000" stop="20260509183225 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back from the Future - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Davenport's time machine brings Leo, from seven years in the future, to present day to prevent Adam, Bree and Chase from going on a mission from which they'll never return. Davenport takes the warning seriously and forbids the Lab Rats from going on the mission, but they decide to sacrifice themselves in hopes of saving the world. Meanwhile, future Leo teaches present day Leo how to be cool and shows Davenport his fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183225 +0000" stop="20260509185443 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip Switch - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam, Bree and Chase defy warnings from Davenport and swap bionic chips. Chase, with Adam's abilities, attempts to use heat vision for the first time and accidentally fries the elevator's circuitry, leaving Leo trapped inside with Principal Perry. After an unsuccessful attempt to return the chips to their rightful owners, the Lab Rats realize they must work together to stop the elevator from plunging to the basement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185443 +0000" stop="20260509191631 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drone Alone - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Tasha and Davenport go on a vacation, it is up to Leo to make sure that nothing happens to his stepdad's prized possessions. Leo and the Lab Rats all promise to behave, but the second they're gone, Leo instantly heads to the lab and plays with a new gadget inadvertently causing Adam, Bree and Chase to glitch. However, their fun must come to an end when a Davenport Industries Solar Drone crashes through the window of the great room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191631 +0000" stop="20260509193834 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chore Wars - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam, Bree and Chase learn about chores and earn allowance for the first time. To raise more money, they host a yard sale and accidentally sell an antique jewelry box that Davenport was restoring for Tasha. Meanwhile, Leo and Davenport bond over the latest 'Pig Zombie' movies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181136 +0000" stop="20260509183624 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Musician - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While searching the temple in the Lost City, Holly gets a ring stuck on her finger and Cha-Ka unwittingly awakens the Builder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183624 +0000" stop="20260509190108 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Personality - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Following an earthquake, a specter that resembles Holly materializes and pleads for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190108 +0000" stop="20260509192556 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackout - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Enik seeks Rick's help when the Sleestak execute a nefarious plan to plunge the world into darkness and overpopulate it with their offspring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192556 +0000" stop="20260509194958 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After-Shock - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Holly, Will, and Cha-Ka band together in the wake of devastating losses.  Realizing that they now only have each other, the unlucky trio struggles to survive on their own until everybody's fortunes take a surprise turn for the better via a reunion with Uncle Jack!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181408 +0000" stop="20260509183738 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People's Choice - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Artie is chosen to produce the People's Choice Awards, prompting both Larry and Hank to try for a role in the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183738 +0000" stop="20260509190450 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank's Night in the Sun - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Hank gets his shot at the big chair when Larry gets food poisoning just before a taping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190450 +0000" stop="20260509192736 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office Romance - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The office suffers when Larry and Darlene tentatively begin a romance, prompting a domino effect of hurt feelings and jealousy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192736 +0000" stop="20260509195025 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mr. Sharon Stone Show - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Larry hits it off with guest Sharon Stone, but finds he can't cope with her greater celebrity status.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181949 +0000" stop="20260509190204 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coyote Ugly - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Norma Pitts, one of Monica's friends, is at the Montecito. She finds a finger in the new buffet. Sam has to deal with a customer who doesn't want her as his host.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190204 +0000" stop="20260509194431 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lyle &amp; Substance - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A chip thief who was caught by Mike and Danny claims that he met somebody who wants to blow up the Montecito. Wolfgang Puck and Gunther are having a cook-off. Sam hears about a masseur at the Montecito who offers "special treatments."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181034 +0000" stop="20260509183247 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elephant - S06E26</title>
    <desc>After Timmy and other schoolchildren saved up enough money to purchase an baby elephant for the Capitol City Zoo, the city authorities find there is no place to house it, so, newly named "Peanuts" by Timmy, it ends up boarding at the Martin farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183247 +0000" stop="20260509185501 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clementine - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Timmy saves the life of a rooster that Paul only suspects was involved in cockfighting, but a neighbor's hired hand recognizes "Clementine" as a champion fighter named Dynamite who was left for dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185501 +0000" stop="20260509191714 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppy Sitter - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lassie, who turns out not to be expecting puppies, refuses to have anything to do with Henry Enders' setter puppies that Timmy is taking care of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191714 +0000" stop="20260509193925 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Champ - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Everyone makes fun of Timmy's runt piglet, Champ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181246 +0000" stop="20260509190711 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Ill omens and border raids make Uhtred extra-vigilant at his northern outpost. King Sigtryggr is visited by his notorious brother Rognvaldr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181345 +0000" stop="20260509183530 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing the Stone - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183530 +0000" stop="20260509185714 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Rock - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path, while Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185714 +0000" stop="20260509191854 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Out the Campaign - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign, while Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191854 +0000" stop="20260509194038 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baked Sale - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke when he suggests she set up camp outside of Bud's Buds. Meanwhile, Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181837 +0000" stop="20260509183924 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paid in Full - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Flashback episode of the entire day leading up to Tray's arrest that culminates in present day Tray deciding to pay Wavy back for the years he lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183924 +0000" stop="20260509190025 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clemenza - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tray enlists the halfway house gang to try and take Wavy out before coming to the realization that Wavy isn't the one to blame for his arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190025 +0000" stop="20260509192121 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies First - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tray wants to see the twins’ birth video, and searching for it brings back emotional memories for Shay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192121 +0000" stop="20260509194220 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sound of Da Police - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Josh and Tray have very different experiences teaching Shahzad to drive, he learns a hard lesson about privilege.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180313 +0000" stop="20260509182224 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scram! - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Laurel &amp; Hardy are ordered out of town by mean Judge Beaumont. On their way out of town they help a drunk find his car keys, and he takes them to what he believes is his home, although it actually belongs to the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182224 +0000" stop="20260509184253 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Up Your Troubles - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When their best friend is killed in the trenches in WW1, Stan and Ollie care for his daughter and attempt to locate her grandparents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184253 +0000" stop="20260509194746 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Their First Mistake - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Stan convinces Ollie to adopt a baby and suprise his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180320 +0000" stop="20260509184921 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doubles - S04E21</title>
    <desc>An assailant breaks the wrist of a tennis player prior to a tournament, and a competitor is among the suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184921 +0000" stop="20260509193531 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S04E22</title>
    <desc>A truck hits a pedestrian and the investigation reveals the victim's link to a baby-food company in which a new partner has connections to the Russian mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181406 +0000" stop="20260509185644 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Privilege - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate when Isabel Harrington is found murdered in her apartment, and while their investigation initially leads them to the married father of her 18-month-old daughter, they soon begin to look more closely at her family -- invalid grandmother, wastrel father, young step-mother and weak half-uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185644 +0000" stop="20260509193932 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Albatross - S06E13</title>
    <desc>A candidate for the next mayor of New York could see her election hopes dashed when Goren and Eames investigate her husband on suspicion of murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180824 +0000" stop="20260509185016 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me (1) - S19E23</title>
    <desc>In part 1 of a 2-part season finale, a young woman takes a man hostage at gunpoint and Benson makes a dangerous move to diffuse the situation. The SVU discovers the shocking motive behind the abduction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185016 +0000" stop="20260509193225 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me Too (2) - S19E24</title>
    <desc>In the conclusion of a 2-part season finale, Lieutenant Benson’s suspicions about a kidnapping victim uncover a dangerous criminal network prepared to silence anyone who gets in their way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181132 +0000" stop="20260509183426 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scavenger Hunt - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Lazy Scouts are about to embark on a scavenger hunt in the hopes of earning their Scavenger Hunt badges.
But before they set off, Robbie Rotten replaces the task list with his own rotten list, sending the distracted Scouts on far-flung missions to a dead end. Robbie, the master of disguise, now has a chance to seize Sportacus once and for all!
He lures Sportacus through the forest and into a trap, but in his own clumsy way, manages to get trapped himself.  Can Stephanie and the Kids get them out?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183426 +0000" stop="20260509185708 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Who? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Stephanie teaches everyone in LazyTown how to dance, introducing them to the wonderful world of ballroom dancing. 
Robbie Rotten decides to put an end to all this activity by creating an „opposite“ version of Stephanie in an attempt to sabotage the Kids‘ friendship. 
When their friendship is put to the test, the real Stephanie enters a dance-off with Opposite Stephanie and lets her true kindness shine through, proving once and for all who the „real“ Stephanie is!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185708 +0000" stop="20260509192002 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purple Panther - Part 1 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Season 3‘s double feature! The LazyTown Kids want to learn more about the history of LazyTown and decide to open a museum.
As everyone gathers artifacts together, Stingy convinces Sportacus to loan his crystal, promising to be extra careful with it, so they will have something „priceless“ for the museum.
Robbie plots an elaborate scheme to steal the crystal right out from under the Kids‘ noses, to stop Sportacus from saving anyone ever again. Will the Kids be able to foil his plan and recover Sportacus‘s crystal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192002 +0000" stop="20260509194247 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purple Panther - Part 2 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Series 3‘s double feature! The LazyTown Kids want to learn more about the history of LazyTown and decide to open a museum.
As everyone gathers artifacts together, Stingy convinces Sportacus to loan his crystal, promising to be extra careful with it, so they will have something „priceless“ for the museum.
Robbie plots an elaborate scheme to steal the crystal right out from under the Kids‘ noses, to stop Sportacus from saving anyone ever again. Will the Kids be able to foil his plan and recover Sportacus‘s crystal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180714 +0000" stop="20260509183315 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>June's Birthday - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Beaver's feelings are hurt when the "exquisite" birthday present he buys for his mother's birthday is hidden, rather than displayed proudly at the Mothers Club tea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183315 +0000" stop="20260509185814 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tire Trouble - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Beaver's going into the chinchilla business! But to do so, he needs a cage to house them, so he recruits Wally to help him build it -- and, in the process, they learn the value of cleaning up after themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185814 +0000" stop="20260509192407 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry Hides Out - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Larry informs Beaver of his plans to run away to Mexico after he's confined to his room as punishment for showing Beaver his sister's diary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192407 +0000" stop="20260509195004 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet Fair - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Beaver finds himself in a bit of a pickle after he tells his class that he owns a talking parrot he saw at the pet shop on the way to school. Without that parrot, which costs $200, he'll be the laughingstock of the class pet fair!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184023 +0000" stop="20260509193541 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G'Day Melbourne - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Nora travel to Australia, where she continues to track down the masterminds of an elaborate con, while he catches a glimpse of an unexpected face from the past, forcing him to confront the traumatic events of three years earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181602 +0000" stop="20260509183723 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Class President - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to impress Cindy, Grover runs for class president -- and wins, but when the student body demands that he fulfill the promises he made during his campaign, Grover becomes the target of an assassination plot .</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183723 +0000" stop="20260509185815 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cane and Disabled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Legends feign mental handicaps in order to score better seats at a basketball game, but when Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number threatening to expose their lies, things take a turn for the worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185815 +0000" stop="20260509191936 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Of Days - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A sex tape gets leaked and causes a global Internet blackout, and the Legends must find a way to survive the apocalypse; Milk cashes in on his pirated Chinese satellite connection, which gives him the last Internet connection available.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191936 +0000" stop="20260509194056 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Video Game - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes to go from zero to hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183529 +0000" stop="20260509191628 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 12 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David is tested. And tested. And tested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180350 +0000" stop="20260509182521 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weekend at Halbert's - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Party time in Knighton! The mood is down so the King decides to throw a party. In the meantime Jestro attacks the Fortrex, but he is confronted with the new Nexo Power "The Wedgie of Doom".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182521 +0000" stop="20260509184724 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gray Knight - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Using his Stone to Life magic the Cloud of Monstrox turns Clay into a living, fighting, breathing stone fighting knight. But will Clay use his forces to fight for good or for evil? Does he have a choice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184724 +0000" stop="20260509190927 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good, the Bad and the Tightwad - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Clay wakes up in the poor town of Nothing Hill which literally has nothing. Will Clay remember who he is and what he is fighting for? His friends try to help him, but Jorah Tightwad and his Bots get in the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190927 +0000" stop="20260509193058 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In His Majesty’s Secret Service - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights decide to use Clay to infiltrate the enemy camp but first Clay needs to learn how to be a good spy. Agent Shield, Jack Shield helps them with that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193058 +0000" stop="20260509195229 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger in the Halps - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox builds a new stone army from giant building blocks to crush Knighton. The Nexo Knights try to convince Rockowski, a demolition expert, to help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180909 +0000" stop="20260509183109 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peak-a-Boo - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Now that the Ninja know Airjitzu, they get briefed about how the next stage to finding the tomb is to get 'The Sword of Sanctuary' from Cloud Kingdom, which can only be reached from the top of the Wailing Alps. The Ninja go on the treacherous mission up the tallest peak in blizzard conditions using their mechs, but Cole struggles with his ghostly form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183109 +0000" stop="20260509185254 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom Come - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In Cloud Kingdom, a realm where destinies are written, the Ninja must get the Sword of Sanctuary, a powerful relic that can see past the traps surrounding the tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master - but tensions are high as Moro's escape from the Cursed Realm has put the future in chaos, and they won't give the Sword to the Ninja unless the Master Writer meets them personally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185254 +0000" stop="20260509191454 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crooked Path - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The Ninja now have all the items they need to get to the tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master but before they can figure out the last riddle that leads to the location of the tomb, Ronin steals the sword to give to Moro in exchange for his soul, and the Ninja and Nya are unable to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191454 +0000" stop="20260509193654 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grave Danger - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The Ninja use Ronan's airship to travel to the tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master in an underwater cave under the ocean, only to find out Moro is already there - and the Ninja must traverse the temple traps without the aid of the Sword of Sanctuary in a desperate attempt to get to the tomb first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193654 +0000" stop="20260509195953 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse World, Part I - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Moro uses the Realm Crystal to open a portal to the Cursed Realm, ghosts take over the town - but the Ninja, in disguise, manage to get Lloyd to the center of the town and Lloyd steals the crystal...only to discover it's too late as the Preeminent arrives</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181905 +0000" stop="20260509184232 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dyck's Slip Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Hicks attempt to help Noah Dyck and Anita Dyck find their daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184232 +0000" stop="20260509190756 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Different Strokes For Different Folks - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual Century Club challenge at Modean's. Katy is disturbed by McMurray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190756 +0000" stop="20260509192742 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yew! - S06E06</title>
    <desc>There's trouble in paradise for Anik and Dary. Wayne makes a decision about Marie Fred. As Scottie Wallis would say, "Yew!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192742 +0000" stop="20260509194855 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crack N Ag - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks start an agricultural call in show</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182728 +0000" stop="20260509191120 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do No Harm - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Lightman and Foster investigate the disappearance of an 11-year-old girl who may have been murdered. Meanwhile, Loker and Torres must determine whether a famous peace activist is who she claims to be and if her bestselling memoir is true, but Loker's attraction to the socially conscious woman may be clouding his assessment of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191120 +0000" stop="20260509195328 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Policy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Lightman is hired to find a corporate spy at a pharmaceutical company, he discovers a high-level conspiracy surrounding a new drug that could put thousands of lives at risk. The team is also hired by the State Department to assist with negotiations for the release of two Americans imprisoned in Yemen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182255 +0000" stop="20260509184739 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim Fights an Old Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184739 +0000" stop="20260509191132 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday Night Confession - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While at a baptism, one of Tim's family members confesses something extremely embarrassing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191132 +0000" stop="20260509193511 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss February - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While buying a Valentine's day gift for Amy, Tim makes a critical mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182455 +0000" stop="20260509190758 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Dark Winter - S23E01</title>
    <desc>As winter returns, Alaskans face new threats to their survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190758 +0000" stop="20260509195101 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Moves - S23E02</title>
    <desc>The winter season grows more erratic, and Alaskans are forced to adapt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183354 +0000" stop="20260509193437 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A football fan is killed, and Sam fears further violence in the run up to an important local derby. He and DCI Hunt mount an undercover operation in a pub to catch the suspects. Sam realises that the match is the last one he attended with his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182732 +0000" stop="20260509191057 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191057 +0000" stop="20260509195356 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A racial confrontation is triggered between the African Americans and Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood when a young African American girl's body is discovered thrown from a rooftop. Working the case with Sam Tyler and the squad is the cop Sam considers his mentor in 2008 - a much younger Fletcher Bellow - who doesn't recognize his future protege. Tangling with the Black Liberation Army, who is intent on hunting down the Puerto Rican suspect first to levy their own kind of justice, Sam, Bellow and the detectives of the 1-2-5 are in a race against time if Angel Ramirez is to have any chance to answer for the crime. But in the end, Sam must battle the racial attitudes in his own precinct - most notably Lt. Hunt and Detective Carling - and a dramatic standoff on the same rooftop leads to gunshots being fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180143 +0000" stop="20260509182324 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slugger - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Experiment #608 - Slugger | After Pleakley's incompetence in baseball causes Lilo, Stitch, and Stitch's cousins to lose to Mertle's team, Lilo and Mertle arrange a rematch, with Lilo's collection of Elvis records and Mertle's collection of dolls on the line. Lilo finds Experiment #608, aka 'Slugger', and decides his projectile-deflection skills would make him an excellent pinch-hitter for her team. Unfortunately, Mertle gets her own ringer in Gantu, and makes the rematch a game of basketball instead of baseball, with Slugger on the line as well! Can Lilo and the experiments win under these circumstances, or will they need help from an unlikely source?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182324 +0000" stop="20260509184608 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Stitch - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Stitch has been acting badly, and Nani is having trouble paying all the bills. If he keeps up the bad behavior, they will have to give Stitch away. So, to help pay the bills, Stitch goes to a scientist and admits to being an alien to be checked out for money. However, the scientist turns out to be Hamsterviel, who reverts Stitch to his old destructive programming!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184608 +0000" stop="20260509190852 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drowsy - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Experiment #360 - Drowsy | Stitch uses a sleeping experiment to get Lilo to sleep. The only problem is he doesn't know how to wake her up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190852 +0000" stop="20260509193135 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spike - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Experiment 319: SPIKE

Lilo and co. set out to beat Myrtle and her family in the Ohana-Rama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193135 +0000" stop="20260509195419 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenchfry - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Experiment 062: FRENCHFRY

When Nani restricts Lilo's food to healthy food, Lilo finds an experiment pod that is designed to make tasty, irresistible food, but he is secretly fattening them up to eat them.  Will they be saved in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182350 +0000" stop="20260509192049 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>On the strength of evidence from a new witness, DCI Jo Davidson brings Terry Boyle back in for questioning about Gail Vella's murder. Kate is torn between loyalty to Jo and wanting to assist AC-12's investigation, and tensions increase when Kate encounters a face from the past with links to organised crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181801 +0000" stop="20260509183959 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie: Blind Date""   ""Genie Junkie""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 4""   ""Cat &amp; Mouse""   ""The Blockheads: TV""   ""The Chore""   ""Human Bomb""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183959 +0000" stop="20260509190159 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Krazy Teens U.S.A."" (open)   ""Rico &amp; Klein""   ""Honey Bunny""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 5""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Let's Go to the Stinkin' Movies""   ""Balloon Guy""   ""Sweat""   ""Green Beret""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190159 +0000" stop="20260509192347 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Medallion Love"" (open)   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Hill Bomb Skate Sniper""   ""Swine Cowboy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 6""   ""Autoguard 2000""   ""The Big City""   ""Beat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Invisible Man in 'Blind Love'""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192347 +0000" stop="20260509194530 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Addicted to Love"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: A Showery Scene""   ""Psychogram""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Grinning Evil Death""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Lea Press on Limbs""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Angel and the Bad Man""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sinead O' Conner""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180002 +0000" stop="20260509182406 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Applesauce - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Little Bear, Emily, and Tutu bring back more than just apples from the orchard for Granny. An applesauce-loving toad tags along for the ride and for the applesauce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182406 +0000" stop="20260509184810 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bear-Sitter - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Uncle Rusty is put through the ""first time babysitter"" antics of Little Bear and his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184810 +0000" stop="20260509191214 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top of the World - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Father Bear, Uncle Rusty, and Little Bear go on a hiking expedition to the "top of the world."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191214 +0000" stop="20260509193618 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Campfire Tale - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Little Bear, Father Bear, and Uncle Rusty are camping out in the woods when Little Bear becomes homesick for Mother Bear. To comfort Little Bear, Uncle Rusty tells a special campfire tale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193618 +0000" stop="20260509200023 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Honey - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Little Bear introduces Mitzi to the sweetness of honey. After many mishaps trying to collect honey by themselves, they are taught by Grandfather Bear the correct way to collect honey from the bees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181751 +0000" stop="20260509184151 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Robot from Outer Space - S02E35</title>
    <desc>June sees a music robot in outer space from her telescope. A meteor shower heads straight to his home, Planet Robot, so Music Robot sweeps all the rocks, but one of them hits him in the stomach, causing his three flying batteries to fly out. Now, it is up to the team to find Music Robot's three batteries so that he can fly back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184151 +0000" stop="20260509190551 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show and Tell - S02E36</title>
    <desc>The team goes to school, bringing their favorite things for show and tell: Leo has his baton, Annie has her microphone, June has her ballet slippers, and Quincy has his instruments. However, Big Jet steals all their favorite things, and it is up to the team to retrieve them from Big Jet before school starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190551 +0000" stop="20260509192952 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Truck Rocket - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The team play as firefighters and Rocket becomes a fire truck. He has three rescue buttons: a ladder, a spreader, and a hose. They notice a big smoke far away which is coming from an erupting volcano in Java, Indonesia. Rocket uses his musical siren to warn all the animals to move clear out of the volcano, but a proboscis monkey gets his tail stuck between two tree branches and is trapped near the volcano. Thus, it will be up to the team to save the proboscis monkey before a volcanic eruption occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192952 +0000" stop="20260509195352 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket the Bug - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Rocket plays with baby bugs and has bug powers: spider, grub worm, and lightning bug. A rain cloud is coming and Rocket gives the bugs a house to stay dry, but the Big Bad Wolf has a cold and accidentally sneezes the house to New Zealand. Now, it is up to the team to get the house back before the rain cloud reaches the bugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181711 +0000" stop="20260509184617 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184617 +0000" stop="20260509190917 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship - S01E01</title>
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    <title>I Want Baked Beans - S02E26</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Dance - S02E27</title>
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    <title>I Want to Do a Show - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Can I Have It Back Now, Please? - S02E32</title>
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    <title>I Want to Find the Treasure - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Here's Joey Jackson - S02E14</title>
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    <title>It's the Pet Fest! (2) - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Senior Day - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Hot Fun in the Wintertime - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Friends Like These - S01E21</title>
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    <title>U.N.I.T.Y. (a.k.a. Five Card Stud) - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Episode 301 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 302 - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 303 - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 304 - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 305 - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Tulsa: Extended Stay - No Escape - S17E02</title>
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    <title>The Collectors - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Election Day - S02E10</title>
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    <title>All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Survivors wonder why Charlie and Claire have been abducted - and by whom - and a search party ventures into the treacherous jungle to look for the pair. Suspicions focus on Ethan Rom, who, it was recently discovered, was not a passenger on the doomed flight. Jack battles inner demons relating to his father,  while Boone and Locke discover another island mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Whatever the Case May Be - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jack, Kate and Sawyer fight over possession of a newly discovered locked metal briefcase which might contain insights into Kate's mysterious past. Meanwhile, Sayid asks a reluctant Shannon to translate notes he took from the French woman. A rising tide threatens to engulf the fuselage and the entire beach encampment, and Rose and a grieving Charlie tentatively bond over Claire's baffling kidnapping.</desc>
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    <title>The Flaming Planet - S03E22</title>
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    <title>Hunn-cut Gems - S07E25</title>
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    <title>Can't Lynn 'Em All - S07E26</title>
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    <title>Bye, Tanya - S07E27</title>
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    <title>What Lies Beneath - S07E28</title>
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    <title>An Inspector Falls - S07E29</title>
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    <title>One in a Million - S07E30</title>
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    <title>Dread of the Class - S07E31</title>
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    <title>Welcome to the Doll Heist - S07E32</title>
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    <title>There Will Be Mud - S07E36</title>
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    <title>So Old / Playdate - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Travel Day / South - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Double Date / Mom - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Dogpound - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Love and the Phonies - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Never Say Goodbye/A New Woman/Trial Romance - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Swarm - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Mason's Rats - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the Ratpocalypse! Farmer Mason knows he has a real pest problem when they start shooting back. Bloody hell!</desc>
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    <title>In Vaulted Halls Entombed - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Jibaro - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Can't Stop - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mini Kind - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Spider Rose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>At the edge of the galaxy, a grieving woman dreams of revenge. Can an adorable newcomer help her destroy her enemies — without destroying her humanity?</desc>
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    <title>400 Boys - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Are they gods? Are they giants? All this band of survivors knows is that they're deadly — and they'll have to set aside their own turf war to stop them.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Large Thing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>This furry revolutionary has plans for world domination. All he needs is a henchman with opposable thumbs.</desc>
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    <title>Amy - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Liv - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dylan looks at a flat with Abigail, and Luke goes to therapy. Three and a half years ago, Angus and Helen are engaged - and at each other's throats.</desc>
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    <title>Isabel - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At a whiskey tasting, Dylan and Luke think back on a drunken awards ceremony, where things didn't quite go as planned for any of them.</desc>
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    <title>Pops - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lucifer and Chloe are tasked with solving the murder of a prominent restaurateur. When they meet his son, they suspect he played a part in the death. Meanwhile, Chloe's mom returns home, sending Chloe's life into upheaval, as Lucifer learns his own dysfunctional family isn't nearly as unique as he thought.</desc>
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    <title>St. Lucifer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When philanthropist Tim Dunlear is found dead, Lucifer explores his good side by becoming a benefactor for Tim's glitzy Los Angeles charity.</desc>
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    <title>Lil - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt.</desc>
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    <title>Our Finest Hour - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.</desc>
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    <title>The Billfold Syndrome - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.</desc>
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    <title>None Like it Hot - S07E06</title>
    <desc>As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie &amp; Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.</desc>
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    <title>The Odd Triple - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After returning home from a long assignment, MacGyver has an unwelcome surprise. Jack Dalton is waiting and wants him to help with a new scheme. A wealthy woman has just acquired some invaluable jewels, needing Jack to fly her back to her home in France. Things seem to be going fine, that is, until they land. Jack and MacGyver are arrested and accused of theft.</desc>
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    <title>The Negotiator - S03E15</title>
    <desc>MacGyver becomes infatuated with a woman while conducting environmental-impact studies. However, what MacGyver does not know is that the woman was hired to "persuade" him to skip the studies—and if necessary, kill him.</desc>
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    <title>For Those Who Think Young - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It’s Valentine’s Day, and the Sterling Cooper advertising agency is hustling to stay on top of its game and buzzing over the newest office equipment. Don and Duck find themselves at odds over an account. Betty reconnects with an old friend and once again finds herself struggling with car trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Episode #1211 - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Open: Steve Jobs Reveals the iPhone; Sesame Street: Dirty Bomb; Splash Cola Open; Coffee Twins; Tivo Playlist; Many Shows! with "Johnny" Gan &amp; Pongo; Who'd a Thunk?; Madison's Bat Mitzvah; Medium with Bae Sung; Weekly News with Toby: Rosie is Evil; Brutha on the Make; Suicide Note</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184506 +0000" stop="20260509192615 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #1212 - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Ike and Bobby: Football; Battle Speech; Superstitious Knights: Regional Football Champs; WQRW Channel 8 News; Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Condoleezza Rice; Football Talk; Live Interview with Paula Abdul; 24 with Bobby Lee &amp; Mary Lynn Rajskub; QVC Quacker Factory: Monday Night Quackball; 2007 Toyota Yaris</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181333 +0000" stop="20260509183927 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takes a Dive - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Wanda discovers that one of Ms. Frizzle's ancestors was Redbeard the Pirate, she naturally wants to follow the treasure map he left. The map leads the class to a coral reef, where they learn first hand that life there is risky. To survive, they find, many plants and animals form surprising partnerships. But Wanda's not interested in partnerships â€” she just wants to find that treasure! When Ms. Frizzle turns the class into different sea creatures, Wanda as ""Wanda-Anemone,"" ""Wanda-Shrimp,"" and ""Wanda-Remora,"" begins to understand that partnerships are more valuable then she thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183927 +0000" stop="20260509190521 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Lost in Space - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's know-it-all cousin Janet drives the kids crazy when she joins Ms. Frizzle's class on a field trip and gets them lost in outer space!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190521 +0000" stop="20260509193114 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Lunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Arnold's so excited he doesn't have to go on a field trip! But when he accidentally swallows his miniaturised class, he becomes the field trip!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193114 +0000" stop="20260509195708 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Ralphie - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralphie is crushed when a fever keeps him home from school the day he's scheduled to host a FNN (Frizzle News Network) television broadcast on health. With Tyne Daly as Ralphie’s mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180814 +0000" stop="20260509185230 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acting Dean - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Todd sings a song. Margo gives a foot bath.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185230 +0000" stop="20260509193549 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden Variety Homicide - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Josh returns from his nephew’s bar mitzvah. Margo and Eliot share a mojito.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180417 +0000" stop="20260509184752 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First the Beatdown, Then the Blowback - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins help an up-and-coming mixed martial arts fighter who is being pressured by a gang to throw an illegal fight. Kumu is arrested for stealing an artifact from a collector that should be returned to its original resting place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184752 +0000" stop="20260509192955 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day Danger Walked In - S03E05</title>
    <desc>As a major hurricane hits the Island, Magnum and his friends find shelter inside La Mariana, along with two armed killers also escaping the dangerous storm. Rick must confess to TC that he let the insurance lapse on the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Home from the Sea - S04E01</title>
    <desc>It's the 4th of July, and Higgins is playing in a polo match, T.C. is taking his baseball team to a professional game, Rick is out with his latest girlfriend on the King Kamehameha II yacht, and Thomas is observing his annual Independence Day tradition of a solitary day at sea -- until his surf ski is capsized in the wake of a recklessly driven speedboat and set adrift. Carried off further and further away from land by the powerful Molokai Channel, Thomas relies on childhood memories of his father's training him to tread water to keep himself afloat as he struggles desperately to stay above water and fend off a menacing shark. As the hours pass, Higgins, T.C. and Rick each have a sixth sense that Thomas is in trouble, and they team up to rescue him. Thomas approaches the twenty-four hour mark in the water recalling his wedding to Michelle and his father's burial -- on July 4, 1951 -- as Higgins scoops him out of the ocean, with T.C. in his helicopter overhead and Rick on the yacht nearby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185034 +0000" stop="20260509193900 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luther Gillis: File #521 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Thomas and old-school private eye Luther Gillis encounter each other in a seedy hotel room with a dead drug dealer as they separately investigate the whereabouts of Nancy Perkins, a St. Louis runaway, they decide to team up to find the missing girl after the police burst into the room and arrest them on suspicion of murder. After Thomas finds out that Luther is actually Nancy's father, Higgins poses the question that leads Thomas to solving the drug dealer's murder and reuniting father and daughter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180529 +0000" stop="20260509182747 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jury Duty - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost.</desc>
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    <title>Cliques - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Back in the general school population, the Krelboyne whiz kids wind up in cliques with jocks, skateboarders and brooding "Goths."</desc>
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    <title>Monkey - S03E22</title>
    <desc>New monkey business occupies Reese, now a self-appointed law enforcer; a capuchin monkey has it in for Lois's co-worker, Craig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191224 +0000" stop="20260509193426 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zoo - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.</desc>
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    <title>Humilithon - S04E02</title>
    <desc>High school's first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental "volunteer" running afoul of authority.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181621 +0000" stop="20260509183744 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flounder's Day - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being unfairly beat out 50 years ago, Mama finally has a chance to sing in the annual Founder's Day festival when an audition is held to find a new singer of the town anthem "Raytown, O Raytown"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183744 +0000" stop="20260509185908 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher's Pet - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mama is smitten with her night school teacher, but she does not know how to get his attention... so she turns to Iola and Naomi for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185908 +0000" stop="20260509192031 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child's Play - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Reverend and Mrs. Meechum ask Mama to look after their unruly grandson, Eugene, for the day. However, the little monster proves to be very difficult to handle, even for disciplinarian Mama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192031 +0000" stop="20260509194155 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Mania - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Didi, an old friend of Naomi's and a professional wrestler, talks Naomi into being a last-minute substitute for her ailing tag-team partner for a match. When Mama accidentally knocks Didi out just before the match, Naomi and Mama have to wrestle against Didi's weighty opponents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182137 +0000" stop="20260509184631 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The morning after a party, Chrissy and Jo find Robin asleep in their bath and ask him to become their third roommate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184631 +0000" stop="20260509191026 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Mother Makes Four - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chrissy tries to hide the fact that Robin has moved in when her mother visits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191026 +0000" stop="20260509193445 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Robin cooks a pork meal for Jo and her date, not realizing the dinner guest is Jewish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193445 +0000" stop="20260509200015 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were Two - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Jo gone for the weekend, Chrissy frets over being alone in the flat with Robin.</desc>
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    <title>Butte, MT - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on the Jumbolie Challenge in which he attempts to eat a 5 pound Stromboli in one hour or less.</desc>
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    <title>Sacramento, CA - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Adam visits the California State Fair for fried food on a stick; Jim Denny's.</desc>
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    <title>Des Moines, IA - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Fifteen minutes isn't much time to finish a challenge, but it's all Adam Richman's got to complete the Adam Emmenecker Challenge at Jethro's BBQ; also on Adam's stop are two more notable restaurants in Iowa's capital city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193240 +0000" stop="20260509195339 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knoxville, TN - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Host and food enthusiast Adam Richman travels to Knoxville, Tennessee, where he samples the beef at Ye Olde Steakhouse, one of the city's oldest and most famous restaurants, before gearing up for his next intense challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182908 +0000" stop="20260509190413 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Sin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battered Mandalorian returns to his client for reward, but some deals don't end neatly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190413 +0000" stop="20260509194315 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: Sanctuary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian teams up with an ex-soldier to protect a farming village from raiders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183134 +0000" stop="20260509191339 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carry On - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a devastating tragedy, Ben tries to connect with a despondent Olive. Michaela questions Jared’s loyalties. Saanvi shares a medical breakthrough that could change the course of all their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191339 +0000" stop="20260509195547 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airplane Bottles - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As a storm rages outside the Stone home and anxieties boil over inside, Olive frantically searches for meaning in a centuries-old text. Michaela faces unexpected scrutiny at work. Zeke comes to Saanvi's aid when her lab research takes a dangerous turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180951 +0000" stop="20260509183258 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - S02E17</title>
    <desc>On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183258 +0000" stop="20260509185609 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>Im-Po-Dent - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191919 +0000" stop="20260509194235 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Married... with Children - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181635 +0000" stop="20260509183921 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Swinging (2) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In Los Angeles, Martin takes steps to ensure that he gets on Varnel Hill's talk show. During a performance by Jodeci, Martin crashes the stage and tries to join the group in singing. Then on the street, Martin runs into Michael Jackson and gets beat down. Elsewhere, Pam believes that she has tracked down Denzel Washington.</desc>
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    <title>Thanks for Nothing - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Martin's crazy relatives and Gina's parents arrive at Martin's house for Thanksgiving dinner.  When Mama Payne hears the news, she panics trying to get away fast, and jumps out of the window. Gina can only watch from the window as Mama Payne soars to the ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190212 +0000" stop="20260509192502 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whoomp! There It Ain't - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Pam catches Martin and Gina sneaking out of her party to have quickie sex, Pam challenges them to see if they can abstain from having sex for two weeks.  Martin and Gina decide to make a bet to see who will be the first one to give in to their primal urges.  Martin tries lure Gina into giving in by using soft music &amp; candles, but Gina wears her sexiest blue dress to entice Martin to give in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192502 +0000" stop="20260509194754 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Blues - S02E15</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time and Martin is ready to spend the holidays with Gina, but Gina isn't happy. She wants to be with her family in Philadelphia. Pam convinces Martin to take Gina home. But instead of flying out of Detroit, Martin decides for them to take the bus. While waiting, the bus gets snowed in, Martin fights with Miss Gerri, Gina beats up the station attendant, and the couple gets their luggage stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182814 +0000" stop="20260509192647 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of the Streets - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Luke is pulled deeper into the fight for his neighborhood when, as a favor to an old friend, he tries to help a kid who's in trouble with Cottonmouth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180740 +0000" stop="20260509190337 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakazat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Amy (formerly Rachel) develops photographs that point to a conspiracy. Russo reads his own report. Madani's story about Russo comes under fire.</desc>
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    <title>One Bad Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Madani's quest to ID Pilgrim hits a wall. Russo and his crew put their plan into action. Frank encounters someone from the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181117 +0000" stop="20260509183320 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (1) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Otto Octavius is caught in an explosion that fuses his robot arms to his body, Spider-Man sees the opportunity to recruit "The Octopus" into becoming a hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183320 +0000" stop="20260509185524 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spidey invites The Octopus to patrol the streets alongside Miles and himself until it becomes clear that Otto isn't exactly a team player.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (3) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Peter spends a day at Oz Academy in the hopes of finding a clue that will convince Harry that his Dad is out to destroy Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191727 +0000" stop="20260509193935 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (4) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must team up with Gwen Stacy and a reluctant Harry Osborn to investigate the truth behind the missing Raymond Warren aka the Jackal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181317 +0000" stop="20260509183449 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider Slayers (3) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man puts the Triskelion on lockdown when a mysterious villain begins to take out the heroes one at a time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183449 +0000" stop="20260509185621 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moon Knight Before Christmas - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man house sits on Christmas Eve and is forced to team up with Moon Knight to defend the home from the new Mysterio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185621 +0000" stop="20260509191825 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation Day (1) - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Doctor Octopus threatens to harm Aunt May if Spidey ever puts on his mask again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191825 +0000" stop="20260509194028 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation Day (2) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker must find a way to stop Doctor Octopus and the Superior Sinister Six from destroying all of the heroes in New York and taking over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182545 +0000" stop="20260509185148 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ted Baxter's Famous Broadcasters' School - S05E23</title>
    <desc>A con-man tricks Ted into setting up a broadcasters' academy. When he finds out he's been had, he asks Lou, Mary and Murray to be the faculty and give the semester's opening lectures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185148 +0000" stop="20260509191752 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anyone Who Hates Kids and Dogs - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary likes her new boyfriend but finds his son absolutely intolerable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191752 +0000" stop="20260509194355 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edie Gets Married - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Lou puts on a brave face when he learns that his ex-wife Edie is remarrying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182511 +0000" stop="20260509192324 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S21E02</title>
    <desc>It's the second heat of the week, where the final challenge is to cook a two-course meal for three past champions to win a place in the quarter-finals.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S21E03</title>
    <desc>It's the first quarter-final, with six chefs competing for a place in knockout week. The challenge is to produce a stunning dish combining sweet and savoury ingredients.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185321 +0000" stop="20260509194902 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Me Up - S01E11</title>
    <desc>This bloody tale will give you an interesting twist to hitchhiking. Both driver and passenger have a little surprise for  the 25 year old heroine of the story</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181236 +0000" stop="20260509183227 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Show Magic, Money Fun Box, and Breaking the Chain - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Michael Turco, Chipper Lowell, Nathaan Phan, Murray SawChuck, Tommy Wind, Andi Gladwin, Francis Menotti, and Greg Gleason.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183227 +0000" stop="20260509185322 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick Changes, The Bird King, and Very Sharp Objects - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Jeki Yoo &amp; Ellie, Dan Sperry, Trigg Watson, Josephine Lee, Hakan Berg, and Hans Klok.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185322 +0000" stop="20260509191339 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sphere of Fog, Crossbows, and More Ed Alonzo - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Tommy Wind, Louie Foxx, Alexandra Duvivier, Ben Blaque, Ed Alonzo, and Jason Bishop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191339 +0000" stop="20260509193429 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alex, I'll Take Pickpockets and Monkeys for $1000 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Michael Turco, Leon Etienne, The Sacred Riana, Chipper Lowell, and Jay Jay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193429 +0000" stop="20260509195500 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Magic, Psychic Worms, and Hans Klok - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Trigg Watson, Jeki Yoo, Lefty, Krystyn Lambert, Eric Jones, and Hans Klok.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182242 +0000" stop="20260509190949 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man of The Year - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Matlock is all set to be honored as the man of the year, but when his car breaks down and he's forced to ask his housekeeper for a ride, a simple twenty minute trip turns into a flat tire, a hostage situation, and an afternoon in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190949 +0000" stop="20260509195655 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arsonist - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Marvin Sheam and Sid Franklin have been in business for 32 years. When their bank loan is denied and they can't pay their bills, Marv tries to talk Sid into hiring an arsonist to torch their business so they can collect the insurance money and rebuild from scratch. Just before Marv has a chance to talk to the arsonist again, he winds up dead outside his daughter's wedding reception, and Sid gets blamed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180413 +0000" stop="20260509182947 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H.M.S. 73 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Binghamton schemes to get McHale chosen for a Liaison Officer's position, in Sydney, Austrailia.  But, when McHale finds out that he will be going alone, and for the duration, he and his crew cook up a plan to get him off the hook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182947 +0000" stop="20260509185521 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wreath for McHale - S01E27</title>
    <desc>McHale and the 73 Crew are missing, and presumed dead, and Binghamton uses the situation for attention from a visiting War Correspondent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185521 +0000" stop="20260509192057 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of a Peerless Leader - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A Naval Personnel Officer is coming to check out McHale for a stateside training position.  Binghamton leads McHale and his crew to believe that the Officer is coming to check out Binghamton for a promotion, and transfer, so they shape up, so that Leadbottom will ship out.  But, when McHale finds out the real reason for the Officer's visit, he and his crew cook up a plan, to get him off the hook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192057 +0000" stop="20260509194632 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Instant Democracy - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Gruber does some shady trading with Chief Urulu involving Navy property, and McHale is arrested, and threatened with court martial.  But Binghamton drops the charges, when he finds he needs help from Urulu and his tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181311 +0000" stop="20260509183540 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The X-Weapon - S02E14</title>
    <desc>With the team split apart as Grace contemplates leaving Bay City, Traeger makes his move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183540 +0000" stop="20260509185810 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus Sabotage - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After a successful mission, the team finally gets a little chill time in Mech-X until they find a bomb on the X-Deck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185810 +0000" stop="20260509192009 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Monster Within - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A traitor on Mech-X4 picks off unsuspecting team members one by one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192009 +0000" stop="20260509194242 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Betrayal - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Ryan, Spyder, and Veracity attempt to sneak into a hospital to get the materials they need for a secret mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181903 +0000" stop="20260509184300 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gary &amp; Tony - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dermot has left the flat and gone abroad so Gary advertises for a new lodger. After interviewing a string of very strange and weird applicants, Gary offers the room to a bloke called Tony. Also, Anthea asks Gary for a pay rise and gets locked in the stationery cupboard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184300 +0000" stop="20260509190727 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Boy - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tony tries to impress Deborah by pretending that he can speak German - His plan backfires, however, when Debs gets a letter from a German customer and asks him to translate it for her! Gary begins to suspect that Tony is gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190727 +0000" stop="20260509193058 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Dump Your Girlfriend - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Deborah is ill, so Tony decides to look after her. Meanwhile, Tony decides that his girlfriend is getting too serious for his liking so sets about finding a way of dumping her without having to tell her face to face!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193058 +0000" stop="20260509195338 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troublesome 12 Inch - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dorothy demands an explanation when Tony sells one of her LP records, which is a 'rare' collectors' item worth £200, which is green in colour. Gary has to find a replacement! - The replacement LP is black, so Gary tries to paint it green! When Dorothy is not convinced, he has to pay her £200. Then, Tony tells him that there was a misprint in the catalogue - the green LP was only worth a few pounds!!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180930 +0000" stop="20260509183202 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatherklok - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After multiple pregnancy lawsuits Skwisgaar begins to slip into a deep depression leaving him with the choice to search for his biological father. Meanwhile Murderface puts it upon himself to become Skwisgaar's father which slowly draws jealousy from both Pickles and Toki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183202 +0000" stop="20260509185407 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fertilityklok - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Toki decides he wants to find his soulmate and goes to a match making service. Meanwhile, Murderface bets Skwisgaar that he can have more sex than him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185407 +0000" stop="20260509191638 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethsiduals - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After a ridiculously pointless (and failed) lawsuit against their own band-mates and a devastating embarrassment in France, Murderface and Toki are suspended from the band. They later decide make a record label called "MurderTooth Records".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191638 +0000" stop="20260509193731 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rehabklok - S03E08</title>
    <desc>While Pickles is back in rehab, the band replaces him with an automated beat keeping machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193731 +0000" stop="20260509195733 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethzazz - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Toki tries to turn the life of his rock n' roll clown friend, Dr. Rockzo, around by investing Dethklok's vacation fund into the ultimate Zazz Blammymatazz reunion. Everything goes smoothly until the media peers into Rockzo's past and discovers the clowns darkest secret, the secret that tore his career apart, the secret love of a girl he couldn't have. Rockzo disappears from the public, when we learn Toki CAN'T live without the clown, he recedes into a dark catatonia and Dethklok realizes that in order to save their band mate, they must save the clown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182943 +0000" stop="20260509191833 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lombard - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After crime boss Al Lombard is subpeonaed to testify against the Family, Crockett &amp; Tubbs are assigned to provide his protective custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180643 +0000" stop="20260509181014 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a journey through the world of sports to learn the true meaning of sportsmanship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181014 +0000" stop="20260509181345 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy's entire summer is placed in jeopardy after they discover their swimming hole’s been stolen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181345 +0000" stop="20260509181715 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canned - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to help a sweet old lady put out her trash only to find it's transformed into something monstrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181715 +0000" stop="20260509182046 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown and Out - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182046 +0000" stop="20260509182417 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182417 +0000" stop="20260509182802 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Minnie Mouse needs inspiration for her paintings and Mickey tries to help by posing with a flower. However, Spike the Bee won't leave him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182802 +0000" stop="20260509183132 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie go on a cruise to relax, but because they're in the VIP Experience they have to endure all the activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183132 +0000" stop="20260509183518 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183518 +0000" stop="20260509183849 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183849 +0000" stop="20260509184234 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184234 +0000" stop="20260509184619 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184619 +0000" stop="20260509184950 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184950 +0000" stop="20260509185323 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185323 +0000" stop="20260509185653 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of the Dog - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185653 +0000" stop="20260509190024 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fancy Gentleman - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190024 +0000" stop="20260509190354 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Shoes - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy experience life from each other's perspective after accidentally switching bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190354 +0000" stop="20260509191054 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Springtime - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The arrival of spring is placed in jeopardy when winter refuses to relinquish its grasp of the season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191054 +0000" stop="20260509191424 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey breaks a mirror which begins a terrible streak of bad luck and leads to his frantic search for a good luck charm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191424 +0000" stop="20260509191754 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191754 +0000" stop="20260509192124 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie race to capture a runaway film reel as it wreaks havoc around a big Hollywood movie studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192124 +0000" stop="20260509192513 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey helps his scooter woo the bike of his dreams after seeing her on the streets of Rome</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192513 +0000" stop="20260509192902 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to help Peg Leg Pete regain his mojo when a new bully shows up in town and steals the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192902 +0000" stop="20260509193251 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193251 +0000" stop="20260509194010 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey's wish for a surprise-free birthday ends up becoming the biggest surprise of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194010 +0000" stop="20260509194359 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey suffers an identity crisis after realizing that all of his friends have signature hats, but he has nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194359 +0000" stop="20260509194747 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie gleefully set out to cross Africa's Serengeti after missing the bus back to their hometown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194747 +0000" stop="20260509195136 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is haunted by guilt after failing to pay the fee on a toll road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195136 +0000" stop="20260509195855 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outta Time - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald set out to rescue Goofy after he time travels back to the past in one of Professor Von Drake's inventions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181432 +0000" stop="20260509183511 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Orson - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Frankie and Mike start to worry when Brick begins developing irrational fears; Sue is conflicted about Derrick Glossner's behavior; Axl and Sean shut down Darrin's attempt to start a Boss Co spinoff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183511 +0000" stop="20260509185546 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Hecks - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185546 +0000" stop="20260509191625 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Carpool - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Principal Barker (Rachel Dratch) asks the parents to form carpools while the bus drivers are on strike; Axl becomes an astronomy expert so he can tutor an attractive student; Mike receives two tickets to a basketball game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191625 +0000" stop="20260509193704 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry Games - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Reverend Deveaux interferes with the Hecks' plan to use their coupon for an all-you-can-eat buffet after church.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193704 +0000" stop="20260509195744 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Award - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a dinner honoring his dedicated service at the quarry; Sue forms a plan to build connections between students; Axl hopes to track down a girl who left a message on his phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181656 +0000" stop="20260509183656 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Day - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Mike breaks tradition and invites Molly to join him and Carl at opening day for the Chicago Cubs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183656 +0000" stop="20260509185708 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samuel Gets Fired - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Samuel loses his job and apartment, Mike offers to let him stay at his place...with interesting results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185708 +0000" stop="20260509191730 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigar Talk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Joyce invites Vince to attend her high school reunion, Vince confesses to Mike that he never graduated high school, and convinces Mike to help him study for his GED.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191730 +0000" stop="20260509193808 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria's Birthday - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Victoria panics as her 30th birthday approaches, and drags Mike and Molly into her "life crisis".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193808 +0000" stop="20260509195917 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy's New Beau - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Mike feels pressured when Peggy's new boyfriend asks whether he and Molly hear wedding bells in their future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180053 +0000" stop="20260509181225 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Stupidity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head put on sunglasses and think they're virtual reality goggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181225 +0000" stop="20260509182221 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked Out - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get locked out of their house and destroy it trying to get back in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182221 +0000" stop="20260509183257 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidney - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Middle-Aged Beavis ruins his kidneys and a donor from Beavis's past saves the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183257 +0000" stop="20260509184442 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Deed - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head perform their first ever good deed by putting DDT in the punch at the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184442 +0000" stop="20260509185607 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Stupid Men - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head fulfill their civic duty as jurors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185607 +0000" stop="20260509190559 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Friday - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head mistakenly think they have switched bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190559 +0000" stop="20260509191603 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weird Girl - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Beavis encounters a secret admirer at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191603 +0000" stop="20260509192758 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travelers - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head cross back and forth across the state line into the Mountain Time Zone and think they can travel through time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192758 +0000" stop="20260509194851 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiritual Journey - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Beavis sees the face of Jesus in a nacho chip, setting him on an epic journey to seek answers to the big question: “Why do I never score?”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194851 +0000" stop="20260509195828 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Refuse Service - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The boys discover they have the right to refuse service to customers at Burger World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180253 +0000" stop="20260509181400 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Bayniac - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The team are hired by a suspicious husband who thinks his wife is having an affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181400 +0000" stop="20260509182528 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Night on Charlie Rose - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A guest goes missing on the set of a late night talk show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182528 +0000" stop="20260509183641 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Man of the Mountain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mike helps a brother and sister who struggle to care for their elderly father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183641 +0000" stop="20260509184733 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jason B. Sucks - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The team get a negative review online.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184733 +0000" stop="20260509185851 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Plaintive Wail - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A new restaurant is cursed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185851 +0000" stop="20260509190937 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tent Revival - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mike's house gets termites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190937 +0000" stop="20260509192057 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greece is the Word - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The L.A. City Council contracts the team to investigate why goods are moving so slowly through the Port of Los Angeles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192057 +0000" stop="20260509193213 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogopogo! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pigeon confronts his past at the house by the lake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193213 +0000" stop="20260509194325 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is but a Dream - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The team set out to assist a woman in a coma and end up as ghosts themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194325 +0000" stop="20260509195438 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unsolved Situations - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The team find out that Snoop Dogg also has a mystery solving crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183321 +0000" stop="20260509191612 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dire Contingencies - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman is on the verge of the biggest deal of his career, yet his ego could jeopardize everything. Meanwhile, Madison shops for a beach home for a Texas couple and Josh Flagg mentors a junior agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191612 +0000" stop="20260509195908 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Third Degree Burn - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Madison attempts to expand his business, only to happen upon his former assistant, Heather. Elsewhere, Josh Flagg's client insists on interrogating a potential buyer, and sibling rivalry escalates between Josh Altman and his brother when they work on a big-bucks estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184742 +0000" stop="20260509193759 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Fines and Closures - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Dave goes missing while on a day trip to France. So Terry and Arthur take over the Winchester while he's away, but his wife thinks that Arthur is behind the disappearance, and calls in the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184116 +0000" stop="20260509192319 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Holden and Bill return to a perplexing case in Pennsylvania where a set of clues leading in multiple directions leaves no shortage of suspects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192319 +0000" stop="20260509195744 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wendy considers an offer. Holden and Bill struggle to communicate the meaning of their findings to the judicial system in the baffling Altoona case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180348 +0000" stop="20260509182552 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timetagger - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Right after defeating Mr. Pigeon again, Ladybug and Cat Noir are attacked by "Timetagger", a supervillain rapper who has come from the future to seize their Miraculouses and is able to change history by sending people to the past. The two are forced to retreat due to their Miraculouses timing out, and take cover at the museum to recharge. There, they encounter Alix, who reveals that her family watch has suddenly delivered a message asking them to destroy a certain statue in the museum. Cat Noir does so, revealing a future version of Alix who wields the Rabbit Miraculous as the superheroine "Bunnyx". The three heroes work together to defeat Timetagger, who is revealed to be the future Chris Lahiffe. During the fight, Gabriel learned that he'll eventually lose possession of the Butterfly Miraculous and will be succeeded by someone else as Hawk Moth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182552 +0000" stop="20260509184752 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Crasher - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After Adrien tells his friend Wayhem he's not allowed to have friends over, Wayhem discovers an impromptu party at the Agrestes that makes him jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184752 +0000" stop="20260509191026 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gamer 2.0 - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Marinette is overwhelmed with stress by creating Jagged t-shirts for her friends, leading her to swear off video games until she finishes on her work. This forces her to turn down a request from her parents to play with them. Meanwhile, Max wants to find someone to test a new game he created, but all of his friends are busy. Depressed, Max falls victim to Hawk Moth and is once again corrupted into Gamer 2.0. He abducts the citizens of Paris and forces Ladybug and Cat Noir into a fighting game tournament with former akumatized villains as the playable characters. Ladybug gives in after Cat Noir advises her to "have fun" after realizing what stress has done to herself. After defeating him, Marinette takes Max to her parents so they can playtest his game, to the delight of them all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191026 +0000" stop="20260509193300 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Blanc - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Marinette makes a serious mistake, she has to face the consequences by fighting the last person she ever imagined would get akumatized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193300 +0000" stop="20260509195542 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Félix - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Félix, Adrien's cousin, visits Paris and sows discord between Adrien and his friends, Alya, Rose and Juleka get akumatized into the Trio of Punishers. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir stop the three villains and reason with Félix?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181726 +0000" stop="20260509184606 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up &amp; Down: Elevators and Escalators - S23E01</title>
    <desc>After changing into his sneakers, Mister Rogers stands and steps up to the door and then back down again. He raises his arms and eyebrows to demonstrate "up and down", as well.

Sitting on the floor, Mister Rogers shows a toy parking garage that he brought with him. Placing a toy car on the garage's elevator, Mister Rogers raises it to the top and then back down again.

Mister Rogers sings Let's Think of Something To Do as he waits for Mr. McFeely to stop by. When he arrives, Mr. McFeely takes Mister Rogers a shopping mall where they go up and down an escalator and a glass elevator.

In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Handyman Negri is playing music for Mimus Polyglottos and Torglodytes Aedon as they dance when he is called to the factory where Corney asks for his help. Using a new pulley system, Handyman Negri removes a Rockit from the factory's display case. Corney sings I'm a Man Who Manufactures before he promises to make something special for Handyman Negri to thank him for his help.

Meanwhile, Mr. McFeely is struggling with a heavy package from the Up and Down Company to be delivered to Lady Elaine Fairchilde. Handyman Negri helps Mr. McFeely deliver the package to the museum where Lady Elaine allows them to open the package. Inside they find a hydraulic lift platform which they demonstrate by lifting each other up and down. X the Owl is somewhat curious about the lift and mentions that he doesn't need such a device to go up and down -- he is able to fly up and down naturally.

Returning to the factory, Corney presents Handyman Negri with a custom-made rocking guitar holder.

Back at the house, Mister Rogers suggests that fancy things are not needed to go up and down -- just ideas and an imagination. He concludes for the day by singing It's You I Like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184606 +0000" stop="20260509191446 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up &amp; Down: Dominoes! - S23E02</title>
    <desc>Famed domino artist Bob Speca sets up and knocks down dominoes at Negri's Music Shop.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Robert Troll rides the hydraulic platform outside the Museum-Go-Round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191446 +0000" stop="20260509194326 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up &amp; Down: So Many Things Go Up and Down - S23E03</title>
    <desc>King Friday XIII wants the neighbors to find a place where Mimus polyglottos and Troglodytes aedon can take up dance lessons.  While they are not looking, Robert Troll takes Mimus and Trog for a walk/dance.  Chuck Aber goes off looking for the birds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180455 +0000" stop="20260509181057 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181057 +0000" stop="20260509181659 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181659 +0000" stop="20260509182301 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182301 +0000" stop="20260509182904 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182904 +0000" stop="20260509183507 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183507 +0000" stop="20260509184110 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184110 +0000" stop="20260509184711 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184711 +0000" stop="20260509185314 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185314 +0000" stop="20260509185916 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185916 +0000" stop="20260509190520 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190520 +0000" stop="20260509191121 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191121 +0000" stop="20260509191724 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191724 +0000" stop="20260509192326 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192326 +0000" stop="20260509192928 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192928 +0000" stop="20260509193531 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193531 +0000" stop="20260509194133 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194133 +0000" stop="20260509194736 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194736 +0000" stop="20260509195338 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195338 +0000" stop="20260509195940 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181513 +0000" stop="20260509183614 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pride (In the Name of Love) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Paul speaks at the school assembly on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. The kids think Paul is going to embarrass them, so they decide not to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183614 +0000" stop="20260509185746 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Paul is shocked to hear from his estranged mother who wants to visit for Rainbow’s 13th birthday and soon learns more about why she abandoned him. Meanwhile, Rainbow sees turning 13 as a huge turning point in her life and wants a big birthday party, but Alicia wants to celebrate all the things Rainbow missed out on over the years while on the commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185746 +0000" stop="20260509191747 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Charming Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rainbow is excited to go on her first real date with Bryce for Valentine’s Day, but when her friends weigh in on the rules and expectations, she becomes very nervous. Alicia is wary to let Rainbow start dating and invites Bryce’s parents over for dinner to cross-examine them; and Paul gets into a fight with Bryce’s dad over politics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191747 +0000" stop="20260509193911 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Works Hard for the Money - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alicia gets a bonus after winning a big case and wants to buy a nice car, but having been raised on the “fifty-cent principal,” Denise wants her to buy two cars in lesser condition so she can have one. Meanwhile, Paul tries to teach Rainbow, Johan and Santamonica about the value of money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193911 +0000" stop="20260509195956 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Hello, Wave Goodbye - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Johnsons welcome an African American family that has just moved into their mostly white neighborhood. Santamonica doesn’t get along with the new neighbor’s daughter, until she gives Santamonica attitude. Meanwhile, Rainbow is excited to celebrate her one-month anniversary with Bryce, but he tells her some devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181028 +0000" stop="20260509190039 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl in Chair Nine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A clairvoyant's prediction about a missing college student leads to an illegal abortion ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190039 +0000" stop="20260509195152 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Eye for an Eye - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Greer falls in love with an attractive widow, unwittingly making her the kidnapping target of a narcotics gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180321 +0000" stop="20260509182517 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids These Days - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Haley needs a little motherly advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam’s less-than-politically-correct coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil. Mitch runs into Phil’s nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182517 +0000" stop="20260509184723 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Putting Down Roots - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Dede’s husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they really know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184723 +0000" stop="20260509190856 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck in a Moment - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Hayley works to figure out the best time to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget. Phil borrows the family Christmas tree for a house-showing. Jay, Gloria, and Joe deal with unwelcome holiday visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190856 +0000" stop="20260509193030 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Moving Day - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Claire and Phil aren’t convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own as they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. Pam gets out of prison early and has a bone to pick with Mitchell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193030 +0000" stop="20260509195236 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blasts from the Past - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy, while Dylan's hippy mother comes for a visit. Cameron and Mitchell discover some interesting reading material in Lily’s room. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny investigate the legend of Jay's heroic great uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181627 +0000" stop="20260509183633 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is concerned about Adam's safety when he decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident. Also, Tammy worries that Jill is sending the wrong message to the young girls they're mentoring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183633 +0000" stop="20260509185640 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill when she goes to extremes to get her relationship with Andy back on track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185640 +0000" stop="20260509191727 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is upset when Adam makes a big ticket purchase without consulting her. Also, Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191727 +0000" stop="20260509193758 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When Bonnie can’t decide what to do with the spare bedroom, bigger issues are uncovered. Also, Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193758 +0000" stop="20260509195847 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Bonnie has success creating a line of mocktails for Adam’s bar. Also, Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie’s therapist, Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180754 +0000" stop="20260509181913 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Membership - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Goodman is forced to jump through a series of ridiculous hoops in order to cancel a simple membership subscription.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181913 +0000" stop="20260509183031 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sheriff is up for re-election but his misogyny leads Mrs. Goodman to enter the race.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Case of the Sad, Sad Sheriff - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dispatch wants to know why Sheriff is so sad. But when he digs too deep, he uncovers a dark conspiracy involving all of Old Town.</desc>
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    <title>Neighborhood Knight Watch - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An upset Mayor forbids Sheriff's friends from hanging around the station so that he can focus on stopping crime. But to keep them around, Sheriff knights his friends, landing him in a predicament of medieval proportions.</desc>
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    <title>Hats - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.</desc>
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    <title>Smelly Glenn - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192629 +0000" stop="20260509193742 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193742 +0000" stop="20260509194901 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ganley Stoodman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.</desc>
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    <title>Bald Boyz - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182916 +0000" stop="20260509191305 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom, Boom, Ciao - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Professor shocks officials with his latest stunt, but in response, a new inspector rattles Raquel. Palermo and Nairobi get into a heated argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191305 +0000" stop="20260509195926 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Seemed Insignificant - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Just as Inspector Sierra orchestrates a plan to sneak a team into the Bank of Spain, the Professor and Raquel lose communication with Palermo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181444 +0000" stop="20260509185240 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adrian Monk, a former San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) detective, comes out of forced retirement to investigate the murder of a politician's bodyguard and learns that there is more at play than meets the eye, especially after discovering secrets involving the candidate's wife and campaign manager.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185240 +0000" stop="20260509193410 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk and the Psychic - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the wife of the police commissioner (John Bourgeois) disappears, her body is mysteriously found by a hack "psychic" (Linda Kash). Everyone believes she accomplished the impossible–except for Monk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180755 +0000" stop="20260509183319 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Crocodile - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Monkees appear on a children's television show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183319 +0000" stop="20260509185826 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkees à la Mode - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Monkees are selected as subjects for an article in a fashion magazine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185826 +0000" stop="20260509192333 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alias Micky Dolenz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Micky's resemblance to a mobster lands him in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192333 +0000" stop="20260509194857 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkee Chow Mein - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Monkees are mistaken for spies by an evil Chinese gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182034 +0000" stop="20260509184920 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gershwin's Bucket List - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Grandad's childhood imaginary friend George Gershwin, a cool, piano-playing guy, turns up to fulfil his bucket list., Martin takes an unusual approach to his exam revision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184920 +0000" stop="20260509191203 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men of the Houses - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Boyle, Ireland in 1989, Martin Moone has made a somewhat unusual friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191203 +0000" stop="20260509193440 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunch of Marys - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Martin befriends new boy Trevor in order to dine on his family's regular gourmet meals while Debra is too distracted with political campaigning to feed her youngest child. Ma Moone and her friends hope to incite girl power in the local area by canvassing for politician Mary Robinson, but they're less than thrilled when they're forced to turn to fishy rich man Francie Feeley for funding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193440 +0000" stop="20260509195627 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Prick in the Wall - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Using the battle for the bathroom as an opportunity to catch extra zeds, Martin falls foul of Sinead's pranks when she covers him in make-up while he's asleep. Unable to get to a mirror, Martin heads off to school unaware of his Boy George-esque look...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181335 +0000" stop="20260509190038 +0000" channel="C1199.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adios, Mr. Still - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gunfire erupts in the bamboo patch just as Josh &amp; Bill fire up their still for the first time this season. Meanwhile, Jeff, Mark &amp; Jim Tom run a batch of President George Washington's rye whiskey. Then, Tickle hits the skids when his still is sabotaged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190038 +0000" stop="20260509194732 +0000" channel="C1199.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonshine Treasure Hunt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tim searches for 200 gallons of moonshine in a lake; Tickle finds his former helper; Jeff protects his still from an intruder; Mike uses horse manure for something other than gardening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182945 +0000" stop="20260509185529 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stark Raving Mork - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To keep excitement in his relationship with Mindy, Mork starts fights with her and then wants to kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185529 +0000" stop="20260509192104 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mork's Baby Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Due to a misunderstanding about Monopoly money, gold-digger Kathy believes Mork is rich, and claims she is carrying his child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192104 +0000" stop="20260509194631 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Morkenstein - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Working as a security guard in a science museum, Mork befriends a robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183735 +0000" stop="20260509192238 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ripon Prison - S19E07</title>
    <desc>Spook searching with Yvette and co. The team attempt to stay the night at the old prison in Ripon where they have some lingering former inmates for company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180920 +0000" stop="20260509182020 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trampoline Trouble - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is bored of queuing for an indoor trampoline park and so secretly bounces in through a window using a trampette, but a show-off boy then keeps picking on him and Teddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182020 +0000" stop="20260509183120 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheepish Bean - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is asked to wear a sheep costume to help advertise Irma's knitwear stall - and manages to get stuck in it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183120 +0000" stop="20260509184220 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Page Turner - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr. Bean sees a rare book he likes in a shop window, but someone else buys it. He follows them to read it secretly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184220 +0000" stop="20260509185320 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arcade Trouble - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is enjoying a day at an amusement arcade when Teddy is accidentally put in a claw machine as a prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185320 +0000" stop="20260509190420 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alarm Bean - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean and Teddy are looking forward to seeing a once-in-a-lifetime comet that won't appear until four in the morning - Mr. Bean tries to stay up, but it seems useless as he keeps dropping off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190420 +0000" stop="20260509191520 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Wicket - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr. Bean drives Mrs. Wicket to a hospital appointment, but he gets bored of waiting and goes for a wander.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191520 +0000" stop="20260509192633 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Wild - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bean sees a nature show on TV and sets out to snap some wildlife pictures of his own. It turns out to be more difficult than he things when all the animals elude him and he eventually gets caught up in a fox hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192633 +0000" stop="20260509193746 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Teddy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While at the supermarket, Teddy gets kidnapped and turned into a "bunny bear", the latest craze with all the kids. Bean sets out to find and rescue Teddy ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193746 +0000" stop="20260509194859 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Parking - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bean sets out to see the new movie Titanic but can't find any place to park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194859 +0000" stop="20260509200012 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bean's Bounty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While driving along, Bean spots an archaeological dig site and stops to take some photos. When Bean eventually gets kicked out, he builds a metal detector and sets off to find some treasures of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180213 +0000" stop="20260509181301 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Is Mr. Pickles? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Pickles gets dog-napped as a gang of bounty hunters race to collect the bounty on his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181301 +0000" stop="20260509182350 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lair - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Grandpa is on a quest to discover what really goes on inside Mr. Pickles' doghouse, and to prove once and for all that he's not crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182350 +0000" stop="20260509183506 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mental Asylum - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Season one ended with Mr. Pickles causing Grandpa to be taken to the mental asylum. But when Mr. Pickles realizes Grandpa is now safe from him behind the asylum walls, he hatches a new plan to bust him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183506 +0000" stop="20260509184622 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cops and Robbers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy gets caught in a big crime when he mistakes a little person for a child his own age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184622 +0000" stop="20260509185738 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serial Killers - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The sheriff assigns Mr. Pickles to search for four serial killers running loose in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185738 +0000" stop="20260509190855 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shövenpucker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With a metal thief loose in Old Town, Tommy and Mr. Pickles seek the help of an old superhero with a strange addiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190855 +0000" stop="20260509192014 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish? - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a suspicious woman in town takes a romantic interest in Sheriff, Mr. Bojenkins sets out to reveal her true intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192014 +0000" stop="20260509193132 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D. - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Astronaut Dolphin Detective must stop an evil space shrimp from using it's chainsaw spaceship to cut the Sun in half.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193132 +0000" stop="20260509194252 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dear Boy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy cares for a rare creature from the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194252 +0000" stop="20260509195411 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegans - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Without knowing what veganism is, Mrs. Goodman gets invited to a vegan workshop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181536 +0000" stop="20260509190159 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eps2.6_succ3ss0r.p12 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The latest fsociety leak has Dom trying her best to spin the case in the FBI's favor; Angela defends her career choices; Darlene makes it known that her circle of trust is shrinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190159 +0000" stop="20260509195105 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eps2.7_init_5.fve - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Angela wants more from Evil Corp.; Dark Army's allegiance is in question; Elliot and Darlene seek answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181949 +0000" stop="20260509184802 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It is all kicking off in the Brown residence, as Rory and Dino have a bust-up and Mark and Betty announce their imminent departure to Australia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184802 +0000" stop="20260509191708 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy Swings - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Wedding mania descends as the Browns prepare for Rory and Dino's big day. Agnes looks forward to the wedding until she meets their wedding planner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191708 +0000" stop="20260509194602 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miserable Mammy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Agnes is feeling down in the dumps, and granddad’s bowel movements aren’t helping matters. The place is a mess, she can’t seem to get any sleep, and to make things worse, Maria’s home remedies end in disaster. Will the family show some much-needed and long overdue appreciation for poor Agnes?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183736 +0000" stop="20260509192359 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Valley Strangler - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kate investigates a horrifying series of murders committed by strangulation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182148 +0000" stop="20260509190748 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otzi The Iceman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ötzi the Iceman re-opens one of the oldest cold cases in human history by examining a Neolithic murder victim buried under ice for over five thousand years. Chilling events are reconstructed in hyper-real cg and the latest forensic and scientific techniques employed to expose Europe’s ancient, violent past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190748 +0000" stop="20260509195348 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inca Maiden - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Inca Maiden marvels at the stunningly preserved mummy of a 14-year-old girl who died and was buried at the top of the highest active volcano in the world. The extreme environment guaranteed her preservation but did it also kill her? As the secrets of a lost civilization are revealed, shocking clues point us in a more sinister direction, and provide an unprecedented, emotional and intimate look at the tragic life and death of this young girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180127 +0000" stop="20260509182656 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman Munster, Shutter Bug - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Herman takes up amateur photography and accidentally snaps a picture of two men making their escape from a bank robbery.  Herman has visions of getting a big reward for his evidence, but the bank robbers track him down and decide to hold up with the Munsters until the heat is off. This episode revisits the show's recurrent fascination with criminality, especially bank robberies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182656 +0000" stop="20260509185221 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman, Coach of the Year - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Eddie is called Lead Foot by the other kids on his track team, Herman offers to become his athletic coach. While demonstrating his out-of-this-world prowess in shot put, discus-throwing and pole-vaulting, Herman causes untold destruction and makes a fool of himself. Grandpa decides to come to the rescue by creating a magic speed pill that will make Eddie a champion runner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185221 +0000" stop="20260509191816 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy 100th Anniversary - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Herman and Lily want to buy each other an elaborate gift for their 100th Anniversary. Without telling each other, they both take night jobs as ship welders. Since the job requires them to wear protective helmets that conceal their faces, they don't realize whom they're dealing with when they start flirting with each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191816 +0000" stop="20260509194350 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Herman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Herman visits the hospital to see Eddie, who is having his tonsils out, he is mistaken for an accident victim and is immediately given a dose of laughing gas. Grandpa rescues him and brings him home, where Lily assumes that Herman has been drinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180932 +0000" stop="20260509183303 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muppet Babies: The Next Generation - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The babies parody The Jetsons, Star Trek, Bill &amp; Ted, and Indiana Jones. Kermit pretends to be George Jetson, and tries to get Rolf to take a bath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183303 +0000" stop="20260509185717 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buckskin Babies - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The babies pretend to be heroes from the old west.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185717 +0000" stop="20260509192036 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing a Song of Superheroes - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The babies put on their own ""superhero opera"" while Nanny tries to watch the ""Phantom of the Opera""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192036 +0000" stop="20260509194424 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gonzee's Playhouse Channel - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Gonzo does his own conduit of tv.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182241 +0000" stop="20260509184650 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milton Berle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "There are Millions of us Who are Ugly", Milton Berle's monologue, "Pigs In Space", "The Entertainer" (Milton Berle), "The Entertainer" (Miss Piggy), "Who", "Top Banana"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184650 +0000" stop="20260509191323 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teresa Brewer - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "Cotton Fields", "Pigs In Space", "Wild Thing", Gonzo's Act, "At the Dance", "Cheese Cake", "Muppet Labs", "At the Hop", "Spinning Wheel", "Nickelodeon"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191323 +0000" stop="20260509193442 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Knotts - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "Sweet Gingerbread Man", "Windmills of Your Mind", "Beast of the Week", "Veterinarian's Hospital", "I'm Burlington Bertie", "Talk Spot", "What a Wonderful World", "Swedish Chef", "Lullaby of Birdland"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184015 +0000" stop="20260509192757 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack and Bill - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A former athlete cares for a friend's dog and, after his friend is murdered, finds the dog is a target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181638 +0000" stop="20260509183645 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition.  Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow.

Games include: Athlete’s Feet; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183645 +0000" stop="20260509185653 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey.

Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Ends; Brass Balls</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185653 +0000" stop="20260509191701 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food Service vs. Hobbyists - S02E01</title>
    <desc>People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants.

Games include: Sinkers &amp; Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wall Bangers; Log Drop</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191701 +0000" stop="20260509193708 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Computer nerds and city workers go head to head.

Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193708 +0000" stop="20260509195716 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finding out who's more ruthless:  cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour.

Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominos of Doom</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180738 +0000" stop="20260509183633 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loco Parentis - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Man Win - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Golden Tips Imperial - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Eri visits U.A. while the students are preparing for the school festival, and Gentle finalizes his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Deku vs. Gentle Criminal - S04E21</title>
    <desc>As Deku buys some last-minute supplies for the school festival, he encounters a mysterious man wrapped in a trench coat...</desc>
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    <title>School Festival Start!! - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Let It Flow! School Festival! - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Izuku rushes back to the school festival after his encounter with Gentle Criminal and La Brava, but will he make it in time for his performance?</desc>
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    <title>Lividity in Lycra - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Can't Stand the Heat - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alexa is thrown into the world of culinary excellence while investigating the death of a cooking school student. Alexa must hone her chops to uncover a tangled web of lies, rivalry and secrets.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Harmony (2) - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Lesson Zero - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Luna Eclipsed - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's Nightmare Night and the macabre celebrations are in full swing when Luna herself shows up in Ponyville, determined to change her frightening public image.</desc>
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    <title>Sisterhooves Social - S02E05</title>
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    <title>South of the Border (1) - S02E10</title>
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    <title>South of the Border (2) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In the second half of this special one hour episode, Earl and Randy face problems in their quest to take Catalina off Earl's list and bring her home after she was deported because of Earl. Joy's friendly attitude causes the neighbors to get closer and Darnell doesn't like it at all.</desc>
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    <title>Our 'Cops' is On - S02E12</title>
    <desc>It's a trip down memory lane for Earl, Randy, Joy, Darnell and the Crab Shack regulars when they remember their fifteen minutes of fame watching a 2003 repeat of the TV show "Cops," which was filmed in Camden County.</desc>
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    <title>Buried Treasure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>In classic whodunit fashion, Earl must determine who took his stolen "treasure" so he can cross it off his list. Joy, Darnell and Randy all give their own version of what happened to the buried treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Kept a Guy Locked In A Truck - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Earl attempts to figure out how to make amends to a dead guy that he once locked in a truck.  Meanwhile, newlyweds Randy and Catalina go hunting for an apartment.</desc>
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    <title>TV or Not TV - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Television viewing at the Douglas household has dropped to zero because Uncle Charley, annoyed with the boys' quarreling about choice of channels, has withdrawn all TV privileges for a week.   Robbie, a member of a new program committee, eagerly joins his co-ed girlfriend in her plan to bring true drama to the people.  However, after viewing the show, the family isn't sure their attempt at 'realism' is really real.</desc>
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    <title>My Dad, the Athlete - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Ernie's friends all boast of their dads' college athletic trophies, which forces Steve into a grueling two mile cross-country race with the other fathers. Two of the men, once athletes are eager for the contest, but Steve thinks it is silly.</desc>
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    <title>The Good Earth - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Uncle Charley puts down a deposit on a vacation lot at beautiful Whispering Pines, only to learn he's been hoodwinked in a high pressure real-estate operation. The family discover that it is located at the bottom of a steep canyon.  It is next to a tumbledown shack, occupied by a slovenly family who prove themselves completely undesirable as prospective neighbours.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, the Bullfighter - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Robbie Douglas tries to impress his girlfriend by competing with a handsome bullfighter against a killer bull, but has to flee for his life when the bull charges him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Best Man - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Robbie is crushed when he learns that Denise DuBois, a French exchange student that Robbie had hoped to marry, has accepted his friend Tom's proposal of marriage the night before.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Bang Theory - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their minds and stop them, unsuccessfully. When the day and time comes, their find out Claire has sneaked out of the house and panic. Claire and Tony show up a few minutes later, and just when Michael is ready to kill him, Tony reveals that they didn't do anything. Just when they were about to do it, he opened the drawer on the hotel room's nightstand and found a bible, which he took as a sign from God. But he doesn't have to know that every hotel has a bible.</desc>
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    <title>Not So Hostile Takeover - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Graduation (1) - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Graduation (2) - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift â€“ and as a way to separate Junior and Vanessa, who are planning on moving in together and getting married as soon as they start college. Both Kady and Clare admit their sadness on Junior leaving, and Michael and Jay feel proud of having raised a semi-successful child. They go out to relive some of their memories and when they come back late at night they find Junior and Vanessa sitting in the kitchen. He's decided not to go to Japan anymore. Vanessa is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>Up Is the Way Down - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The children finally managed to penetrate inside the ziggurat. They start their descent in search of the sacred sails of Princess Rana'Ori in the bowels of the pyramid, where, according to the inscription discovered in India, they should be found.</desc>
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    <title>Esteban, Child of the Sun - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Father Rodriguez, who has looked after Esteban since he was a baby, tells him a great secret on his deathbed: somewhere his father may still be alive. So Esteban decides to begin his search in the New World. With the help of Mendoza, a mysterious man who claims to have rescued him as a baby, Esteban hides as a stowaway, aboard the Esperanza. As they are about to set sail, he meets a young Inca girl: Zia.</desc>
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    <title>Crossing the Atlantic - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The two children, Esteban and Zia, find out that they both wear the same strange medallion. The Esperanza crosses the Atlantic and nears the entrance of the Straits of Magellan, where wild seas and strong winds create terrible storms. Mendoza, the navigator, prepares to spend four days and nights at the wheel.</desc>
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    <title>Heroes Again - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Buffeted by a fierce wind and a wild sea, the Esperanza manages to sail through the Straits of Magellan, under Mendoza's guidance. But now, the ship faces another trial of strength: it is in the grip of a hurricane.</desc>
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    <title>Salsa Escape - S2005E04</title>
    <desc>Adam and Jamie go head to head in a madcap Mexican jailbreak as they taste-test the theory of the Salsa Escape. And take one cement truck, add 850 pounds of dynamite, and what's left? Absolutely nothing, apparently. Adam and Jamie join forces with the FBI to find out if you can remove cement build-up from a mixer's barrel using dynamite.</desc>
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    <title>Exploding Port-a-Potty - S2005E05</title>
    <desc>Can a person receive third-degree burns if he or she lights a cigarette while inside a port-a-potty? Armed with Adam's "special sample," the build team explores whether human waste can create enough methane to produce an explosive result. Then the MythBusters test whether a broken drive shaft on the front joint of a car vault can cause a car to pole vault after it hits a pothole. Just how high can this car fly?</desc>
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    <title>Sian &amp; Tansel - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Sian, who's 24 and from Norfolk, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. Fashion entrepreneur Tansel, who's 33 and from London, is after a woman to settle down with.</desc>
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    <title>Hayley &amp; Dmitri - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Anna Richardson presents the dating show in which two singletons choose a date from six naked people whose bare bodies are revealed from the feet up. First up is 27-year-old sex-toy tester Hayley from Plymouth. Hayley has cerebral palsy and has only ever dated friends. Can she find someone to be more than just good friends? She is followed by 25-year-old tree surgeon Dmitri from Nottingham, who is looking for the perfect partner. However, once he picks his date, Dmitri is in for a big shock</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>I Don't Remember Mama - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Fran convinces Maxwell and the children to celebrate mothers' day, by taking Grace to a mother-daughter beauty pageant, but another contestant complains about Fran not being Grace's mother, which makes Grace run home crying.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fran Lite - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fran pushes Maxwell to date again, and he ends up dating a woman very much like Fran. Brighton has a problem being smaller than everyone else in school.</desc>
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    <title>The Playwright - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Fran gives Brighton a lesson after he rejects a geeky girl at school, but it blows up in her face when she runs into a man she rejected in high school - and Fran is forced to go on a date with him.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Needs a Bubby Sometimes - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Yetta moves in with the family when her home is fumigated, but Fran thinks she might be a bad influence for the children.</desc>
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    <title>You Will Cry Tears of Blood - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Pablo goes into hiding as the political tide turns against him, but he finds a way to strike back. Murphy and Peña finally get the CIA to help them.</desc>
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    <title>La Gran Mentira - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A tragic mistake forces the government to change tactics in the fight against Pablo. But Pablo faces bigger threats from inside his empire.</desc>
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    <title>Just Say No - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After the DEA closes in on Rafa's enormous pot field, Félix tries to stop his associates from retaliating. Kiki and Jaime meet with investigators.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dan is canonised against his will, while Nathan throws a party for his God-defeatingly rubbish website and oozes closer to Claire.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While Dan is plagued by a shrieking twit of a photographer called 15Peter20, Nathan grooms Claire with alcohol and unsolicited breast massage.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Editor Jonatton wants Dan to take part in some straight-on-straight gay action. A coke-blasted model proves an irresistible lure for Nathan.</desc>
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    <title>Burden of Proof - S15E07</title>
    <desc>After a convicted felon swears the NCIS agency framed him for murder a decade ago, Gibbs begins his own investigation, starting with a new autopsy by Ducky. Also, Senior FBI Agent Fornell joins the team, since he was the lead investigator in the original joint FBI and NCIS case.</desc>
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    <title>Voices - S15E08</title>
    <desc>An NCIS person of interest in a bribery and fraud case is found murdered after a runner is led to his body by a strange voice. Also, McGee and Delilah disagree on whether to find out the baby’s sex or keep it a surprise.</desc>
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    <title>Identity - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Callen returns back to the NCIS Office of Special Projects to solve a kidnapping case.</desc>
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    <title>Overdrive - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The team suspect foul play when a Marine corporal and amateur race-car driver is involved in a fatal crash. Elsewhere, the U.S. Attorney's office gathers evidence for a Grand Jury indictment appeal in the Garcia case that would extricate the cartel from the city.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Money - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Pride must protect a beloved family friend who is engaged to the number one suspect in the ongoing NCIS and FBI cartel case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182042 +0000" stop="20260509184404 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth Child - S01E17</title>
    <desc>NERV-02 in Nevada vanishes, along with the Eva Unit 04. With Unit 03 on the way, Gendo orders Ritsuko to assign a pilot to it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184404 +0000" stop="20260509190726 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambivalence - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Unit 03 arrives from the United States, but Shinji still doesn't know who its pilot is. During testing, NERV learns Unit 03 is possessed by an Angel.</desc>
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    <title>Introjection - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Distraught after the battle, Shinji vows to never pilot an Eva again and quits NERV once more. Just as he's about to leave, another Angel attacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193048 +0000" stop="20260509195411 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weaving a Story 2: oral stage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After achieving an unheard of synchronization rate, Shinji merges with Unit 01. While he has an out of body experience, NERV works to salvage him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181821 +0000" stop="20260509183923 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How I Hate Your Mother - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183923 +0000" stop="20260509185935 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Like Me - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.</desc>
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    <title>Snakes on a Date - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192106 +0000" stop="20260509194210 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180301 +0000" stop="20260509182545 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friend, in Deed - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Pooh has been borrowing too much honey from Rabbit lately. This makes Rabbit mad to the point where he says that Pooh is “eating him out of house and honey”. Desperate, Pooh and his friends try to retrieve honey from a beehive, so Rabbit won’t have to move away. Nevertheless, this proves to be a daunting task.
When Piglet shows sympathy for Eeyore always being so sad, Rabbit, Pooh, Tigger, Owl, Roo and himself decide to do various activities to cheer him up. Piglet is upset by the fact that there is nothing he can do to try to cheer Eeyore up, but it turns out that Eeyore is not as gloomy as they all thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182545 +0000" stop="20260509184827 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey for a Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to cheer up Eeyore.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184827 +0000" stop="20260509191100 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Camp Like Home - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pooh, Tigger and Piglet are camping in the woods and Tigger goes out to get some firewood. But Piglet’s worst nightmare seems to come true when they run into a family of heffalumps.
Christopher Robin lets Pooh borrow his red balloon, and Pooh swears to keep it safe, no matter what.</desc>
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    <title>Balloonatics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pooh borrows Christopher Robin's balloon and lends it to Rabbit, who uses it as a scarecrow. Tigger, Piglet, and Rabbit pop the balloon by accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193332 +0000" stop="20260509195611 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Find Her, Keep Her - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rabbit needs to find Kessie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182051 +0000" stop="20260509184322 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary of an Angry Quad - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Nicky, Ricky and Dicky go through Dawn's diary, she then finds out and tries to get them back.</desc>
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    <title>Quad Court - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Nicky, Ricky and Dicky need to settle their arguments they create a mock courtroom in their garage in order to settle them</desc>
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    <title>The Quad-Plex - S02E20</title>
    <desc>While at the movies to see the latest blockbuster, the quads worry their parents may make them look uncool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192823 +0000" stop="20260509195054 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nicky, Ricky, Dicky &amp; Sicky - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The Quads are excited for their class trip, but when Dawn starts to get sick, they must work together to hide it from everyone to avoid getting sent home early and missing the epic thing that happens every year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181750 +0000" stop="20260509184203 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen Pal - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Roz falls in love with Christine's prison pen pal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184203 +0000" stop="20260509190615 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not My Type - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Christine accepts a date with Art the handyman, then regrets it, meanwhile Mac's children's story is lost in the courthouse computer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190615 +0000" stop="20260509193014 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yet Another Day in the Life - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to set another record for cases adjudicated as the building slowly floods, causing prisoners to pile up in the hallways and Dan grinds his teeth to be off by midnight to catch a flight to anywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193014 +0000" stop="20260509195408 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life With Buddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Buddy leaves the institution and moves in with Harry while Dan and his real estate agent scheme to take over a dying man's Park Avenue apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180707 +0000" stop="20260509183610 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Five - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jill decides that the only way left to infiltrate herself into the Cole household is to emulate Cath's pregnancy, and announces that 12-year-old Bruce is the father. Don responds by going into a persistent state of drunkenness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183610 +0000" stop="20260509190511 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Six - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jill's lies are finally catching up with her. The man she framed for her husband's murder, Glen Bulb, escapes from the mental hospital. And Cath is becoming suspicious of Jill's "pregnancy", which is now entering its 11th month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190511 +0000" stop="20260509193327 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet Jill (""mid 20's, widow, with a lust for life and a flexible spine""), a suburban hairdresser who sets her sights on a new life following her husband is diagnosed with cancer. Jill convinces everyone her husband Terry is dead, however he's alive and well in the hospital. But Jill doesn't care about that, she's got better things to do like joining the ""Lasso the Moon"" Matchmaking Agency where she's set-up on a rather peculiar blind-date with Glen who describes his personality as ""Scottish"".
Next on the agenda is the â€˜Fun and Fellowship' group at the local village hall where she meets her new neighbour and the man of her dreams - Dr. Don Cole. Jill firmly sets her sights on the dishy GP, but there's just a slight problem - he's married to wheelchair-bound Cath. Undeterred by this small obstacle, Jill infiltrates their livesâ€¦and refuses leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181339 +0000" stop="20260509183439 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 24 - Stage 2 - S24E04</title>
    <desc>The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devise</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183439 +0000" stop="20260509185539 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 24 - Stage 3.1 - S24E05</title>
    <desc>Stage 3.1. The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185539 +0000" stop="20260509191639 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 24 - Stages 3.2 &amp; 4 - S24E06</title>
    <desc>Stages 3.2 and 4. The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191639 +0000" stop="20260509193740 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 25 - Stage 1.1 - S25E01</title>
    <desc>The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devise</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193740 +0000" stop="20260509195840 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 25 - Stage 1.2 - S25E02</title>
    <desc>The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devise</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180021 +0000" stop="20260509182423 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake End - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The siblings pay a visit to the Werebeasts' embassy in Elkia, and expose the tricks that they use to outwit their opponents. Sora bets all of Imanity's remaining territory, along with the lives of all its citizens in an all-or-nothing game against the Werebeasts. However, while awaiting an answer from them, Sora mysteriously disappears without a trace, and Shiro realizes that she is the only one who remembers him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182423 +0000" stop="20260509184825 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Walk - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While figuring out the truth about her brother's disappearance, Shiro remembers that Sora is having a high-stakes game of Othello with Clammy in which they are betting their own existence and memories. With Sora in a dire position and unable to continue the game, Shiro assumes his place according to the game's rules and wins. With this, the siblings not only earn Clammy's allegiance and the support of her Elf partner, Feel Nilvalen, but by sharing his memories with her, Sora finally wins her trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184825 +0000" stop="20260509191227 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Rose - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After finishing their preparations, the time has come for Sora and Shiro to challenge the Werebeasts with the destiny of all Imanity at stake, accompained by Jibril and Steph. But just when the game begins, the siblings fall into despair when they see themselves in a city that resembles their own homeland and the traumas of their past come to surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191227 +0000" stop="20260509193630 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Giant - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Having regained their composure, Sora and Shiro confront Izuna with Jibril's help but soon realize that the game is rigged to the point that winning is almost impossible. All hope seems lost when Shiro is apparently put on enemy control, until Izuna realizes that she is actually falling on a trap by the siblings, and enjoying the game for the first time in her life, she finally decides to go all out against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180504 +0000" stop="20260509182916 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearing a Posthumous Name - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Yato continues his daily routine as a delivery god who also slays Phantoms when the need arises. Elsewhere, Bishamon is plagued by nightmares from times long past…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182916 +0000" stop="20260509185328 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Her Memories - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Yukine makes a new friend, but soon learns what it means to be a Regalia. Kazuma remains confused by Bishamon's declining health… until he makes a shocking discovery!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185328 +0000" stop="20260509191740 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Bond - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kugaha finally sets his plot into motion and has Kazuma banished. The ensuing chaos causes more pain for Bishamon… and pulls Yukine and Yato into the turmoil too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191740 +0000" stop="20260509194152 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kazuma and Hiyori find themselves captured. They watch helplessly as Kugaha tricks Yato and Bishamon into battling each other to the death!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184205 +0000" stop="20260509192823 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things Become Extinct - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The death of his uncle sends Holling out to his still and into an orgy of self-doubt, Joel feels isolated as he searches for proof of other Jews in Alaska, and Ed widens his own horizons when he films Ira Wingfeather producing his unique wooden flutes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182005 +0000" stop="20260509184759 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon Castle - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Lee and Lucy look to a career in the movies when they play background elves on the set of a popular mini-TV series, Dragon Castle. Their aspirations to become leading actors, however, are thwarted by their lack of talent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184759 +0000" stop="20260509191549 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Room - S14E06</title>
    <desc>When Lee uses his collection of free discount vouchers to stay overnight in a mid-range hotel, he makes sure that he takes advantage of all the hotel’s complimentary services.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191549 +0000" stop="20260509194409 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serious - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kate tries clown classes after unsuccessfully getting Lee to go to them. You couldn't really call her own attempts a success. To repay Kate Lee goes on a date with Lucy Moss, an author whose book, about her turbulent life, was published by Kate's company. It's a less than happy event, as Lee proves less than great at being serious. With Lee out of the way Tim tries to make things up with Kate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180412 +0000" stop="20260509180912 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pattern of Patterns - S06E15</title>
    <desc>In the Pattern Palace, Six sings a song telling us about the different types of pattern all around us. Can you spot them all?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180912 +0000" stop="20260509181412 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grid Unlocked - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks turn themselves around to save the Times Tables’ 5 by 5 booster grid!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181412 +0000" stop="20260509181912 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendly Fours' Beach Day - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Numberblock Four has organised a beach day and sandcastle competition for the Friendly Fours - the Numberblocks that make up the Four Times Table. To make the beach day better than ever, Forty has built a beach hut for each friend. 

Now that everyone has their own beach hut, it’s finally time for their sandcastle competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181912 +0000" stop="20260509182412 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All-Star Line-Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Numberblobs are gathered for a star-studded evening with the family of Five's All-star Line-up. In the first half of the show, the Numberblobs watch performances from Numberblocks Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty and Twenty-Five. But where are the rest of the Five Times Table friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182412 +0000" stop="20260509182912 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Racers - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Meet two new super-duper rectangles as they figure themselves out! Forty-Eight is 8 chunky Sixes and 6 chunky Eights, and teleporter Forty-two is 7 lots of Six and 6 lots of Seven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182912 +0000" stop="20260509183412 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolling Sixes - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It’s time for Table Spinners, a game show hosted by Numberblock One. Today’s contestant is none other than the Six Times Table. Her task is to try and identify the order of a special team - the Rolling Sixes. They include Six, Twelve, Eighteen, Twenty-Four, Thirty, Thirty-Six, Forty-Two, Forty-Eight, Fifty-Four and Sixty. The Six Times Table will get to see the team for a brief moment before the doors slide shut on the table spinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183412 +0000" stop="20260509183912 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remix the Sixes - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Meet the Six Times Table, she is the table of Sixes. If you’re stuck on Six, she has tricks and quick fixes! She loves to rhyme about all the Numberblocks that are part of her team. 

Most Numberblocks are familiar faces, such as Six, Twelve, Eighteen, Twenty-four, Thirty, Thirty-six and Sixty. But we also meet three new fun friends, Forty-two, who is 7 Sixes, Forty-eight, who is 8 Sixes and finally, Fifty-four, who is 9 Sixes. With a cool mixing deck, Six helps the Six Times Table count up to Sixty!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183912 +0000" stop="20260509184412 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grid Games Galore - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Numberblock Six is preparing for her board game club when Fifty-six passes by outside. Six is a little mixed up, thinking it’s her guest of honour, and pulls Fifty-six into the room. But what Six doesn’t realise is that Fifty-six is not the guest she was waiting for. Fifty-six is a superhero, who just happened to be passing by. 

Suddenly, Fifty-four arrives, a little late. He is the guest of honour Six has been waiting for, and he is so excited to start playing loads of lovely board games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184412 +0000" stop="20260509184912 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rainbow Makers - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Rainbow Sevens have gathered to make one big Rainbow Seven mural. Numberblock Sixty-three meets each friend that makes up the Rainbow Sevens to see what they have planned for their paintings, and to get inspiration for his own painting too. 

Each of the Rainbow Sevens have their own rainbow styles, underneath one great big, colourful rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184912 +0000" stop="20260509185412 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail the Seven Seas - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ahoy there! Join the Seven Times Table as he sails the seven seas in search of the rainbow’s end. The Seven Times Table is a jolly friend, who brings good luck. He is very clever, and with Sevens he never gets stuck. He collects his crew as he sings his Seven Times sea shanty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185412 +0000" stop="20260509185913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need Another Hero - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When the octo-alert system goes out of control, it’s up to Octoblock to assemble the Super Eights to save the day. Meet the Numberblocks that make up the Eight Times Table!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185913 +0000" stop="20260509190413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Eights Assemble - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Get to know the Eight Times Table and the Super Eights as they assemble in the museum of superheroes, ready to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190413 +0000" stop="20260509190913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seventy-two's Super Surprise - S07E12</title>
    <desc>When Octoblock gets captured by Octonaughty, it’s up to superhero Seventy-two to help rescue Octoblock and save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190913 +0000" stop="20260509191413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magical Nines - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Ninety puts on a magic show using two giant hands to help the Numberblobs find all the Magical Nines that make up the Nine Times Table.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191413 +0000" stop="20260509191913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine's Time to Shine - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Meet the Nine Times Table as he performs a song to show how you can just add ten and take one away to find out who’s next in line from Nine to Ninety!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191913 +0000" stop="20260509192413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Division - S07E15</title>
    <desc>One Hundred assembles a Space Division team to investigate a mysterious signal. She has to use the different Times Tables to work out who fits into the 10x10 hyper-booster grid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192413 +0000" stop="20260509192913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Button - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Three has lost one of her buttons! Can detective Numberblock One help find it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192913 +0000" stop="20260509193413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bug Race - S08E02</title>
    <desc>One to Four's pet bugs are racing on special tracks, but can they follow the perimeter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193413 +0000" stop="20260509193913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S08E03</title>
    <desc>It’s Numberblock Seventeen’s area art challenge! Who can find the area of a canvas?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193913 +0000" stop="20260509194413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Repair - S08E04</title>
    <desc>One needs to fix the space satellite to power up a special show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194413 +0000" stop="20260509194913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capacity for Magic - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Nine and friends learn all about capacity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194913 +0000" stop="20260509195413 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Many Smoothies - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Five's new smoothie café is open! Can the Numberblocks get the orders right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195413 +0000" stop="20260509195913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Block Club - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The Odd Blocks are meeting for their special club. Can Numberblock One join it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180455 +0000" stop="20260509185342 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serge the Concierge - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Robin's husband dies, later she is angry when her husband's will seems to stipulate that Kelly should resume his duties as her bodyguard. Sipowicz must clear his son of a drug pushing charge. The detectives check a garbage dump for a female body but turn up a male. Looking into the male body's murder, Kelly suspects a concierge and the hotelier of conspiring to murder the hotelier's husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185342 +0000" stop="20260509194229 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Time Charlie - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Janice gets promoted and will be working with the other detectives until she can be transferred to the re-organizing intelligence division. Kelly suspects that his friend is being framed for the murder of his mistress, even after his behavior in the squad room. Arthur's wife lets him know she is pregnant again; he is less than enthusiastic considering the complications of her previous pregnancy. Andy takes a sip of a drink at a birthday party for Sylvia's father and later he has more and then he throws her out of his apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184036 +0000" stop="20260509192213 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family Ties - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Time to move on: Jimmy decides to relocate to Maui. Time to make a move: Ryan and Lindsay wonder about a first kiss. Time to bust a move: Seth turns bad boy in an attempt to impress Alex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184112 +0000" stop="20260509193300 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Nina Azarova - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Karim returns to the house with reinforcements, OA tries to access Nina's memories, and Hap offers to discharge Scott — after one last experiment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180310 +0000" stop="20260509182921 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Princess - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Oscar falls in love with a princess whose royal portrait is being shot by Felix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182921 +0000" stop="20260509185530 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pen is Mightier Than the Pencil - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Felix takes a writing course despite having no talent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185530 +0000" stop="20260509192124 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Monks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Felix and Oscar join a monastery for a retreat of peace and contemplation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192124 +0000" stop="20260509194720 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Dying of Unger - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Oscar is unable to start writing his book while Felix won't stop cracking his whip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182753 +0000" stop="20260509185654 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Comic Relief Day and the staff of Werhnam Hogg all do their bit to raise money including Dawn, whose 'kisses for 1' stand finally provides Tim with the opportunity he's been waiting for. But when David can only produce a draft of his new gameshow concept in place of an important company report, Neil and Jennifer draw the line and inform him that he is being made redundant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185654 +0000" stop="20260509192614 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Although slightly peeved that the staff seem to be taking his redundancy in their stride, David's spirits remain high as he plans his future while also being interviewed for an article in 'Inside Paper'. Tim takes drastic action when he learns that Dawn has resigned in order to move to the USA with boyfriend Lee. However, when David is told that his services as a motivational speaker are also no longer required he sinks to his lowest ebb and begs Neil to reconsider the dismissal. But is it too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192614 +0000" stop="20260509195558 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Downsize - S01E01</title>
    <desc>David Brent, manager of the Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants, is told that it might be closed down. He makes the rash promise of No Redundancies...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182110 +0000" stop="20260509184323 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Classy Christmas (2) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Michael could not be happier when Toby has to take a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to cover for him. Pam is forced to do a second Christmas party after Michael wants the party to be on the day Holly returns to Scranton. Meanwhile, Jim regrets agreeing to a snowball fight with Dwight</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ultimatum - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Michael prepares himself for the good or bad news about Holly and her boyfriend. In an effort to be an "awesome" office manager, Pam decides to put up a resolution board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.</desc>
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    <title>The Seminar - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge. Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Search - S07E15</title>
    <desc>An emergency call from Helene forces Jim to abandon Michael at a gas station restroom, and Holly, Erin, and Dwight set out to rescue him. Gabe becomes offended at submissions to caption Pam's latest work of art.</desc>
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    <title>The Good Life - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Sam wants Ann to run away with him to a tropical island,</desc>
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    <title>Social Insecurity - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Ann's mother hides her financial troubles.</desc>
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    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Alex makes a play for an older woman.</desc>
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    <title>The Letter - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A letter to Ann's mother from her late father is delivered four years late.</desc>
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    <title>The Beast in the Cage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Meldrews and Mrs Warboys get stuck in Bank Holiday traffic.</desc>
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    <title>Beware the Trickster on the Roof - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mr Swainey has brought Victor a present back from his holiday - an unlucky charm. Victor thinks that Mrs Stebbings's tv aerial is laughing at him and his resulting misfortune. Meanwhile, Patrick and Pippa are having problems trying to sell their house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191231 +0000" stop="20260509194136 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst Horror of All - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Even a shed falling on him cannot upset Victor when he finally gets a new job. However, before starting work he must first contend with some unwanted visitors and a trip to the BBC organised by Mrs Warboys.</desc>
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    <title>The Class of '62 - S07E04</title>
    <desc>A class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the nick. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as Trig, Del, Boycie and Denzil begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return...</desc>
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    <title>High and Lows Spirits - S07E05</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Sonia find themselves in the middle of a baffling marital spat involving a man, his wife, and her untrustworthy yoga instructor. Then, Sonia and Lyndah hit the fashion district to repossess a van from a designer who is behind on her payments. And, Matt and Froy head to a carwash to reclaim a vehicle from a group of vicious, scantily-clad sorority girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183514 +0000" stop="20260509185705 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Outside the Box - S07E06</title>
    <desc>First, Matt and Sonia attempt to repossess a car from a group of cleaver-wielding short-order cooks with a taste for violence. Then, it's trouble in paradise as Matt and Froy take on the task of reclaiming a beach-scene-on-wheels filled with irate supermodels. And, Sonia and Matt find themselves outmatched by a well-armed street gang and its charismatic leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185705 +0000" stop="20260509191857 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse Semen &amp; the Rolls Royce Golf Cart - S07E07</title>
    <desc>First, Froy and Sonia repossess a truck from an entitled equestrian who would rather die than let the repo team get their hands on what's in the backseat. Then, Lou and Sonia stumble into the middle of a prolonged business dispute between a flower lady and her displeased client. And finally, Sonia and Froy hit the links to reclaim a high-end Rolls Royce golf cart from a snob who thinks he's too good to pay his bills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191857 +0000" stop="20260509194048 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Involuntary Voluntary - S07E08</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Matt inadvertently become pawns in an elaborate and misguided lesson perpetrated by a cheating husband upon his mistress, but the intrigue goes deeper than any other them suspects. Then, Matt and Lou attempt to take a vehicle away from a debtor who is so drunk he doesn't remember agreeing to give his car away voluntarily. And, Froy and Sonia try to take a limousine away from its shotgun-wielding driver and his two suspiciously-dressed passengers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180534 +0000" stop="20260509190537 +0000" channel="C1267.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animals - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alliances shift among the prison "families" as Piscatella and his guards crack down. Poussey, Judy and Alex prefer to look ahead to the future.</desc>
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    <title>Gently Falling Rain - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Orville crew leads a Union delegation to sign a peace treaty with the Krill.</desc>
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    <title>Send for the Devil - S08E05</title>
    <desc>With the Siege of Savannah raging nearby, Brianna and Roger find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict. Jamie confronts his demons at Lodge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181113 +0000" stop="20260509190811 +0000" channel="C1270.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town Without Pity - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ryan and Howell get frisky. After leaving the hole and apologizing to Busmalis for the stabbing Rebadow suffers an attack due to a brain tumor. Busmalis reacts by doing what he does best--start another tunnel. Unbeknownst to the doctors and everyone else, Cyril's recovering psychologically more than he can actually show. Arif confesses to Said about his own demons and asks for forgiveness and help. Said plots with McManus to end Querns' and Adebisi's control. Hank Schillinger beats the kidnapping rap and once Beecher finds out, he plots with Pancamo for revenge. After Keller reveals his plot to kill him, Eli Zabitz asks Schillinger for protection. Schillinger agrees but sends Robson to eliminate Zabitz instead. Hughes, now raging beyond sensibility, makes an attempt on Devlin's life at a press conference. Keller and Father Ray have an intense discussion about Beecher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182842 +0000" stop="20260509192642 +0000" channel="C1271.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City on the Make - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Maya and Omar meet face-to-face. Wendy has a contentious business meeting. Ruth goes behind Darlene's back. Jonah finds a new place to set up shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182037 +0000" stop="20260509184433 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pac-Baby Panic - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The ghost monsters steal a sack of Power Pellets, and Pac-Man and Pepper go searching for Pac-Baby, not realizing he's in the sack of Power Pellets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184433 +0000" stop="20260509190831 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pacula - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mezmaron transforms a bat into the vampiric Count Pacula in a plot to get the citizens of Pac-Land to hand over the map to the Power Pellet Forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190831 +0000" stop="20260509193229 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Chomp - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Pac family goes trick or treating on Halloween night until the ghosts comes along and spice things up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193229 +0000" stop="20260509195625 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Ghosts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Ghost Monsters get superpowers and try to take over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183728 +0000" stop="20260509191929 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colorado Bigfoot Sighting and More - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A river raft guide spots an infamous cryptid along the Colorado River; a UK man taking out his trash appears to pick up a ghostly hitchhiker; a Las Vegas couple manifests a bright light in the sky while stargazing in their backyard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181047 +0000" stop="20260509191436 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tenants - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The story of newlyweds in Chicago who come to believe their home is haunted and uncover disturbing information about the former occupants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191436 +0000" stop="20260509195655 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Island Terror - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Season 3 begins with the story of a firefighter's widow who feared for the safety of her daughters after unknowingly purchasing a home that once belonged to devil worshipers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181621 +0000" stop="20260509183822 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>At the lot Barb squares off with a teen who blames everyone but herself for being towed. On his ticketing beat Shawn has a run in with a couple parked on the sidewalk. And Jen and Mike face off with an angry mob while booting the mailman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183822 +0000" stop="20260509190002 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Police investigate an alleged theft at the impound lot. Rookie ticket writer Mike takes on South Street's drunken revelers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190002 +0000" stop="20260509192204 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As the PPA deals with the tense aftermath of a fatal cop shooting, tow driver Frank is called to the scene of a volatile live stop. Glamorous ticket-writer Marlene encounters a chronic parking violator who ends up at the lot in search of her impounded car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192204 +0000" stop="20260509194351 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An Israeli tourist battles to get his car released from the lot. A deliveryman unloads his anger on ticket-writer Danielle, and Elissa and Rob give a couple's night out the boot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180851 +0000" stop="20260509183008 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campaign Shake-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Leslie and Ben are caught off guard when her opponent Bobby Newport hires a powerful campaign manager from Washington. Chris forces Ron to start interviewing replacements for Leslie when work starts falling through the cracks, and an unlikely officemate solves a challenging problem.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183008 +0000" stop="20260509185137 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Leslie and Ben are thrilled when Buddy Wood wants to interview Leslie for his Indianapolis talkshow. April and Ron prep Andy for his final exam in his Women’s Studies course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185137 +0000" stop="20260509191249 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Ammo - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Leslie discovers that the Parks Department budget is about to be cut, and she later meets the City Council member she is running to replace. Chris and Ron visit a meditation center.</desc>
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    <title>The Debate - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Leslie goes toe-to-toe with Bobby Newport in a debate. Ann, Tom, and Chris work in the media spin room, while Ron goes the extra mile to save a party for Leslie's donors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193400 +0000" stop="20260509195511 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus Tour - S04E21</title>
    <desc>An important person in Pawnee dies while Leslie is on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign. Meanwhile Andy investigates a security threat, and Chris finds a cure for his depression.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight in Shining Armor - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Partridges meet Bobby Conway, a composer who plays beautiful music and who is looking for a lyricist. They introduce him to Lionel Poindexter, whose poetry could provide excellent lyrics for Bobby's music but Lionel's many eccentricities may drive Bobby away instead.</desc>
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    <title>Dora, Dora, Dora - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Stillman Kelly asks his old buddy Reuben to manage his daughter Dora, who is an aspiring singer. Unfortunately, when she auditions in front of Reuben and the Partridges, her vocal abilities leave much to be desired. Unfortunately, Keith, who has fallen for her, is so taken with her beauty that he doesn't even notice. However, when he hears a tape of her singing he soon snaps to his senses and now must try to summon the courage to tell Dora how untalented she is without hurting her feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185839 +0000" stop="20260509192355 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In 25 Words or Less - S02E02</title>
    <desc>To raise money and create publicity, Reuben hosts a contest where the winner can spend a week with the Partridges at their home. The winner? Mrs. Gloria Neugast, a middle-aged woman. Gloria brings a new dimension to the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192355 +0000" stop="20260509194912 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man Called Snake - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Keith gave an interview for a magazine and revealed that Laurie has a crush on a classmate, Harry Murphy. Laurie is upset and says it is the wrong name anyway. A motorcyclist, Harry Murphy, comes to visit Laurie to see who she is as a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182728 +0000" stop="20260509185547 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taylor Stiltskin Sweet Sixteen - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Taylor Stiltskin's film producer father is throwing her the perfect sweet 16--only nobody showed up! Henry runs into an old friend. Ron gets business advice from a rap duo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185547 +0000" stop="20260509192234 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brandix Corporate Retreat - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the Party Down team caters the Brandix corporate retreat, Casey strikes up a friendship with the sports star guest speaker, making both Henry and Roman jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192234 +0000" stop="20260509195003 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrate Ricky Sargulesh - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Party Down team's actors are recognized at a party and treated as stars. But when Roman and Ron discover the host is a mobster, they suspect his screenplay might be a confession.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184752 +0000" stop="20260509194849 +0000" channel="C1279.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Last - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As friends, relatives and foes trickle in to pay their final respects to his mother Eleanor, Patrick Melrose finds himself questioning whether a life without parents will be the liberation he has so long imagined. Yet as the memorial service ends and the family gathers one last time, amidst the social niceties and the social horrors, the calms and the rapids, Patrick begins to sense a new current: the chance of some form of safety – at last.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184019 +0000" stop="20260509192939 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Dimes - S02E01</title>
    <desc>John must make a choice at the train platform - be free from his obligations and adversaries by letting Agathe take the money or pursue her in an effort to protect his brother, father, and country.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181407 +0000" stop="20260509183648 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups and the Big Freeze - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A winter ice storm causes trouble all over Adventure Bay. Mayor Goodway's car hit's an icy patch and gets stuck in the snow. The PAW Patrol races to the rescue, but the roads aren't the only thing affected by the ice. The Engineer's train can't break on the icy tracks and it's headed for a huge snow drift on the crossing! Ryder, Rubble, and Everest have to get there in time and clear out all the snow and ice!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183648 +0000" stop="20260509185928 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save a Basketball Game - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mayor Goodway challenges Mayor Humdinger's Basketball team to a game. The only thing Mayor Goodway is missing though is a...Basketball team! She calls Ryder and the PAW Patrol for help, and Ryder thinks the pups would make a great team! The pups become the Adventure Bay All-Stars and they'll need everyone, including a reluctant Marshall, to pitch in and help win one for Mayor Goodway and the town. Nothing but net!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185928 +0000" stop="20260509192239 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save a Talent Show - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The PAW Patrol becomes a band and performs at the Adventure Bay Talent Show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192239 +0000" stop="20260509194520 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Corn Roast - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The PAW Patrol must find Chickaletta when she is trapped inside a corn maze filled with popcorn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180146 +0000" stop="20260509182255 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chumlee's Last Laugh - S2014E48</title>
    <desc>Get behind the wheel with the Pawn Stars when Rick and Corey check out a massive Dukes of Hazzard toy collection. Will these good ol’ boys drive away with a deal or will they crash and burn? Then, time flies when a pocket watch engraved with Henry Ford II’s signature lands in the shop. Will Rick wind up with this automobile industry heirloom or will he be forced to clock out? And later, when Chumlee takes the stage as a stand-up comic, will he leave the crowd laughing or will the joke be on him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182255 +0000" stop="20260509184404 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Doghouse - S2014E49</title>
    <desc>Storm the beaches with the Pawn Stars when hand drawn maps from the Normandy invasion hit the shop. Can Corey hold the line or will he be forced to surrender? Then, Rick reigns in a coin featuring the likeness of Roman Emperor Caligula. Will Rick get the right change or will the coin end up ancient history? And later, Rick tries to build a house for his daughter’s new dog. Will it be Home Sweet Home for the pooch or will Rick end up in the doghouse?</desc>
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    <title>Spacing Out - S2014E50</title>
    <desc>Blast off with the Pawn Stars when a “Space 2005” wristwatch radio rockets into the shop. Will this device from the Space Race era be out of this world or will it crash and burn? Then, Rick tries to make a drive-by deal when he checks out a rare, 1964 VW Karmann Ghia. Can he steer the negotiation in his favor or will he be taken for a ride? And later, when Chumlee “accidentally” puts valuable coins into one of the shop’s slot machines, it’s up to the Old Man to hit the jackpot. Will he be able to cash in or will his and Chum’s luck run out?</desc>
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    <title>Get in the Ring - S2014E51</title>
    <desc>Grab a ringside seat when the Pawn Stars square off for memorabilia from undefeated boxing champ Rocky Marciano. Can Corey land a knockout blow or will he end up down for the count? Then, Rick checks out a one-of-a-kind, battery-operated, glow-in-the-dark car. Will he take charge and make an electric deal or end up in the dark? And later, Chumlee uses modern technology to "tele-presence" into work. Can he get the job done or will Rick pull the plug?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192622 +0000" stop="20260509194732 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick, Rock, and Roll - S2014E52</title>
    <desc>Get paranormal with the Pawn Stars when two first editions of A Christmas Carol appear in the shop. Will Corey get into the holiday spirit and cough up some cash or will he end up saying 'ba humug'? Then, Rick gets rocked when a meteorite drops in. Will seeing this spacey item send him over the moon or will it bring him crashing down to Earth? And later, Chumlee plans a night of bowling with the guys, but will this bonding experience be up their alley or will they wind up in the gutter?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184031 +0000" stop="20260509192450 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ties That Grind - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hoping to find a place among them, Peacemaker interviews for a spot in the Justice Gang, while Harcourt struggles to find work on the heels of Adebayo's bombshell press conference. Economos is forced to surveil Peacemaker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184443 +0000" stop="20260509194121 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Tuesday - S05E01</title>
    <desc>1929 – While his family deals with the repercussions of the Wall Street Crash, Tommy Shelby MP faces new dangers from unexpected quarters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181330 +0000" stop="20260509183854 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S06E05</title>
    <desc>As a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party. For Mark, it's his last chance with Dobby, for Jeremy, it's an opportunity to make Elena insanely jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183854 +0000" stop="20260509190402 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Das Boot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Elena and Gail's wedding is imminent, but Jeremy is busy plotting how to get rid of Gail and win Elena back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190402 +0000" stop="20260509192856 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Hospitals - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Mark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie is determined to have a natural birth and doesn't want Mark to transfer any of his anxiety to the baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192856 +0000" stop="20260509195426 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Jam - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Dobby, the object of Mark's desires, is going out with Simon, a graphic designer. Mark and Gerrard form the 'Dobby Club', devoted to winning her over. But who will ultimately triumph, Mark or Gerrard?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181715 +0000" stop="20260509184137 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luau for Two - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's no secret that today's secret word is "fun," 'cause Pee Wee just won a dinner for two at a Hawaiian restaurant! The question is -- who's he gonna take? The whole gang, including Captain Carl and Miss Yvonne, "lei"s on the guilt for poor Pee Wee. Even Cowntess the cow has bought a new Moo-Moo! What's Pee Wee to do? Throw his own wild luau, that's what -- and invite the entire Playhouse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184137 +0000" stop="20260509190559 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's a rainy day outside, and Pee-wee does many things for the rest of the day: fly paper airplanes, get a call from Miss Yvonne (who won't make it due to the weather), build an indoor campfire, and tell a ghost story. Later, he gets bored and has Playhouse fever! Randy tries to cheer him up by letting him call strangers - such as a housewife who grows angry when Randy plays a prank phone call on her. Pee-wee then calls the same person whose husband turns out to be a police officer. The husband threatens to take Pee-wee in, but he lets him go after he learns his lesson. Now, Pee-wee's only hope for "help" is Jambi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190559 +0000" stop="20260509193128 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You See Me, Now You Don't - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Today's secret word is really "little," but the gangs' eyes get really big when Pee-wee puts on a magic show and disappears! Captain Carl, Cowboy Curtis, Miss Yvonne, and the gang are amazed as Pee-wee makes use of his new talent at their expense, but when their hidden host can't make himself reappear, it'll take Jambi's magic to set things right!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193128 +0000" stop="20260509195551 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Another Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cowboy Curtis decides to have a cowboy-style snack (slow-cooked steak) and shows Pee-wee how to square dance. Pee-wee shows Curtis how to pogo, and Dixie gets her name on the "back" of her new jacket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181109 +0000" stop="20260509184055 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circumcision - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finally, an episode that will make every man feel regret, cringe with pain, and grab their genitals. What would make the male sex react like this? Two words - snip and chuck. If this alone doesn't make you cringe then this will: when your foreskin was removed thirty percent of your sexual pleasure went with that little piece of skin. Ouch! We'll examine the historical, religious, medical and ethical arguments associated with circumcision. And we'll have a little hidden-camera fun with the topic, as well. After all we are talking about dick!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184055 +0000" stop="20260509191041 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Values - S03E02</title>
    <desc>There's a hysteria in America. A hysteria about what's become known as "the traditional family" and the desperate urgency to "save" it. And this rallying cry is not just coming from right wing conservatives and religious groups in the Red States (although, they're doing their share of tub-thumping.) The media (advertisers) and the government also have a vested interest in perpetuating the traditional concept of family: mother, father, two kids, dog and picket fence. But this hysteria is ignoring a key fact, the "traditional family" is bullshit. The traditional family structure may be for some, but it isn't for everyone. Shouldn't we stop trying to jam square pegs into round holes? Isn't it time for "Bullshit" to redefine the definition of "family?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191041 +0000" stop="20260509194027 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Theories - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Conspiracies have been around for as long as there have been people to plot them. They are everywhere! In the age of the Internet, rumors circulate at the speed of a mouse click. Millions of people have lost trust in our scientific, military, and government establishments, so they seek to find the "truth" themselves. This leads to shadowy rumors of world domination, corruption, and evil plots behind every corner. We will look at some of the more current and sinister conspiracies. Did a missile shoot down TWA Flight 800 and did President Clinton try to cover it up? Was 9/11 plotted by rogue elements of our own government in cahoots with Al Qaeda? Both of our Presidential candidates were members of a secret organization that's rumored to be running the world. And then there are the favorite conspiracies that refuse to go away, who killed JFK or Princess Di? Did we really land on the moon?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182718 +0000" stop="20260509190706 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission Impossi-Ball - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Magicians Bill Cook, Wes Barker, Matt Holtzclaw, and David Regal try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190706 +0000" stop="20260509194806 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now THAT'S Bunny! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Magicians Jay Sankey, Greg Wilson, Trigg Watson, and Jen Kramer try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183015 +0000" stop="20260509191113 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Killed My Dog - S26E01</title>
    <desc>You Killed My Dog; Letting Her Lover Down</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191113 +0000" stop="20260509195315 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Party Disaster - S18E61</title>
    <desc>Pooping Out On The Party Business - A Royal Runaround - Taking What Is Not His</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180119 +0000" stop="20260509180623 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Bunny - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her friends are at Rebecca Rabbit's house for an Easter Egg hunt. But can they find the Easter Bunny hiding all of the chocolate eggs?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180623 +0000" stop="20260509181128 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simple Science - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig and Mr Bull are digging up the playground, so Daddy Pig decides to teach the kids some simple science. The first experiment - how many children does it take to pick up Madame Gazelle?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181128 +0000" stop="20260509181632 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Project - S05E10</title>
    <desc>It is school project time for Peppa and her friends, which means they have to build castles and bring them into playgroup! Mummy and Daddy Pig have lots of fun helping Peppa make hers, if only they could find the glitter...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181632 +0000" stop="20260509182137 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mummy Pig's Book - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig's book is finished, and it's time to show it off to Peppa and her playgroup friends. Unfortunately, Peppa and George lose some of the book when they are playing, and Mummy Pig has to think quickly to fix it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182137 +0000" stop="20260509182641 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Pig's Greenhouse - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George explore the greenhouse, and it is full of lovely tomatoes and basil. When it's time for dinner, Granny Pig takes all the ingredients they have grown and makes a tasty salad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182641 +0000" stop="20260509183145 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molly Mole - S05E13</title>
    <desc>There is a new girl at school, and she quickly makes best friends with Peppa and Rebecca Rabbit. Molly shows them how good she is at digging while taking them on a tour of her underground house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183145 +0000" stop="20260509183650 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move to Music - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183650 +0000" stop="20260509184155 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>London - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle takes the whole class to London for the day where they are given a tour by the Queen herself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184155 +0000" stop="20260509184659 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Police - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When the Police visit the school, officers Panda and Squirrel teach Peppa and her friends all about bicycle safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184659 +0000" stop="20260509185204 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zoo - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The youngsters visit the zoo where they are shown arond by zookeepers Mr Lion, Mrs Crocodile and Mr Giraffe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185204 +0000" stop="20260509185709 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canal Boat - S05E18</title>
    <desc>For Captain Daddy Dog's birthday, Mummy Dog surprises him with her present of a boat trip on a 'Canal Boat', which isn't quite what he was expecting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185709 +0000" stop="20260509190209 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia Part 1 - The Outback - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Peppa, George, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig embark on their first ever Australian holiday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190209 +0000" stop="20260509190709 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia Part 2 - Surfing - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The Kangaroos take Peppa and her family to the beach on their second day in Australia, where they try surfing for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190709 +0000" stop="20260509191209 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia Part 3 - The Great Barrier Reef - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Mrs Kangaroo takes everyone on an amazing adventure under the sea in her submarine to see the Great Barrier Reef!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191209 +0000" stop="20260509191709 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia Part 4 - The Boomerang - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Sadly, Peppa and her family's holiday in Australia is coming to an end, but they still have time to play with a boomerang and make friends with Mr Wallaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191709 +0000" stop="20260509192209 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nursery Rhymes - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle and the playgroup are sharing their favourite nursery thymes. From singing Little Bo Peep to marching along with The Grand Old Duke of York, everyone enjoys listening to each other's choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192209 +0000" stop="20260509192708 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masks - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle sets the children a creative task - making masks. There are carrot masks, robot masks, and even pretty butterfly masks... The only thing missing is lots and lots of glitter!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192708 +0000" stop="20260509193208 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Digger World - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Mummy and Daddy Pig take Peppa and George to Digger World. They have lots of fun building walls and knocking them over again, and even help Mr Bull when there's an obstacle in the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193208 +0000" stop="20260509193708 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doll Hospital - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Teddy needs mending and cleaning after rolling down hills and jumping in muddy puddles, so Peppa takes her to Miss Rabbit's Doll Hospital. But she soon realises that she likes Teddy just the way she is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193708 +0000" stop="20260509194208 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendy Wolf's Birthday - S05E27</title>
    <desc>It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and she has invited Peppa and all her friends to her party! There are bubbles and balloons to play with - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194208 +0000" stop="20260509194708 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Woolly Hat - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. Everyone tries to make sure that it stays clean - even if it means that they get messy instead!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194708 +0000" stop="20260509195208 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailing Boat - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George go sailing with Grandpa Pig, but when he keeps getting stuck in the mud, they all decide to have a sleepover on the boat while they wait for the tide to come back in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195208 +0000" stop="20260509195708 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soft Play - S05E30</title>
    <desc>It's Richard Rabbit's birthday party and George is invited. That can only mean one thing - soft play! George and friends have great fun, swinging, bouncing and climbing, but it isn't quite as much fun for the grown-ups!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180256 +0000" stop="20260509182719 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couch Potato - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Larry and Balki get cable TV, Balki becomes glued to the TV and won't stop watching it to the point where he forgets about his job, sleep, and never goes out anymore. So Larry must make an important decision of getting rid of the cable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182719 +0000" stop="20260509185144 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Break-In - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Balki accidently delivers Larry's offensive article to the publisher. So they break in late at night to retrieve it and end up on the ledge dealing with someone trying to commit suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185144 +0000" stop="20260509191606 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Be or Not to Be - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Larry and Balki are chosen to be in the commercial for the Chicago Chronicle, Larry takes his acting abilities too far and goes overboard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191606 +0000" stop="20260509194028 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Lips are Sealed - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Gorpley gets information out of Balki about what's in the mail, Larry tells him that it's against the rules for him to give away what's in the mail. But in order to buy his dream car, he needs to know about his raise that was processed in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183321 +0000" stop="20260509192605 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Startled Stallion - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Wealthy rancher John Brant forecloses on Jo Ann Blanchard's mortgage and takes possession of her prized stallion. Jo Ann goes to Perry for help in getting the horse back but soon needs Perry's aid in getting her off a murder charge she is arrested for killing Brant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180838 +0000" stop="20260509185237 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Reckoning - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Reese is captured by a former acquaintance planning a massive and potentially deadly act of cyber-warfare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185237 +0000" stop="20260509193638 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Percent - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Finch and Reese meet their match: a tech billionaire whose curiosity and endless resources could expose their identities and ruin their efforts to save his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181124 +0000" stop="20260509183937 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183937 +0000" stop="20260509190705 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's John's Nan's birthday but he's forgotten to post her card. Will he be able to put things right on the journey en route to work?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190705 +0000" stop="20260509193607 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has a lot on her mind, the last thing she needs is to be dressed as a blackcurrant for National Jam Week. Luckily John is on hand to give her some unwanted encouragement and advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180355 +0000" stop="20260509181533 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Phineas and Ferb - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Irving’s brother Albert doesn’t believe that Phineas and Ferb are anything special, and since he claims to be the “Truth Detector,” he can prove it. Desperate to prove Albert wrong, Irving convinces Baljeet and Buford to pose as Phineas and Ferb beside a giant hologram of the boys’ Eiffel Tower construction. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is fed up with the quality of accessories for his model train set, and decides to shrink down a variety of national monuments to add to his collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181533 +0000" stop="20260509182628 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb-Busters! - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Candace, Stacy, and Jenny team up to try and bust Phineas and Ferb together. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz enlists a new robot to replace Norm, but a power surge causes it to glitch and turn against him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182628 +0000" stop="20260509183825 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lizard Whisperer - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb find a chameleon in the backyard, who grows to the size of a dinosaur, thanks to Doofenshmirtz's Gigant-Inator, and takes a walk through downtown. Meanwhile, Jeremy teaches a song to Doofenshmirtz, who plans to use it to summon aliens to do his bidding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183825 +0000" stop="20260509184902 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Rodeo - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb build a robotic rodeo in the backyard. Candace tries to prove she can focus so she can go to a concert with Stacy. Doofenshmirtz stalls to finish his entry into the Inator Creator competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184902 +0000" stop="20260509191135 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beak - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Khaka Peü Peü arrives in Danville to challenge Phineas and Ferb after the boys are mistaken as a superhero (while wearing an indestructible suit they designed to safely conquer their newly built extreme skate-track) known as The Beak. With the super villain wreaking havoc, it's up to Phineas and Ferb to thwart him while Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells the people of the Tri-State area that he is in charge, in hopes that they will actually just go along with it. Meanwhile, his brother Roger is worried that everyone will blame him for the recent super villain catastrophe so he decides to make Doofenshmirtz Mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191135 +0000" stop="20260509192235 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's the Mayor - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Candace is awarded the opportunity to be mayor for the day, so she create laws that can bust her brothers. Back at home, Phineas and Ferb build an authentic log cabin and pioneer village. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is scheduled to play golf with his brother Rodger but isn't happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192235 +0000" stop="20260509193409 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lemonade Stand - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb build the ultimate lemonade stand and begin to offer franchise opportunities. Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy’s relationship is put to the test when Candace feels she must pick between their friendship and busting her brothers, while Dr. Doofenshmirtz creates a “Paper-Cut-Inator” so that he can make millions selling band-aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193409 +0000" stop="20260509194524 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation (1) - S02E53</title>
    <desc>The Flynn-Fletcher Family go on a vacation to Hawaii. While they are there, Phineas and Ferb make living sea creatures, Candace find a lava necklace of bad luck, and Doofenshmirtz creates a De-Evolution-inator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194524 +0000" stop="20260509195643 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation (2) - S02E54</title>
    <desc>Still in Hawaii, Phineas and Ferb help Candace get rid of a lava necklace of bad luck while Perry and Doofenshmirtz get stranded on a nearby island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181540 +0000" stop="20260509184038 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco Inferno - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix puts on a ""Pyskick"" night. But following a fire safety inspection the club is forced to close. Brian fakes a heart attack to prevent a speeding fine, and later blackmails fire safety official Keith Lard into granting them a fire safety licence by using a forged photos of Keith getting frisky with a dog. The Show goes on with ""pyskick"" Clinton Baptiste offending the punters and calling one a ""nonce"" leading to him getting knocked out. Paddy and Max discuss Sean Connery's wigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184038 +0000" stop="20260509190453 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singles Night - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Single's Night at the Phoenix! Brian runs over a lady's foot with his wheelchair which leads to sparks flying between the two. Brian quickly thinks he's falling in love and buys a new water bed only to discover his new lady works for the council and is investigating him for false disability claims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190453 +0000" stop="20260509192908 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Robot Wars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry goes to the hospital for tests that are worrying him and the Phoenix puts on an alternative comedy night and robot wars. The comedy night proves unpopular with the locals until an upset Jerry brings some students down a peg or to with his own brand of witty one-liner's, this leads to him being offered a job on a cruise ship. Bouncers Max and Paddy clean up on robot wars after pursuading DJ Ray-von to build the robot for the competition, this leads to a disagreement over the prize money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192908 +0000" stop="20260509195324 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talent Trek Finals - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode of the series, Jerry is relieved to get the all clear from the hospital, and Brian is delighted to get Bolton's yearly biggest show, The Talent Trek Grand Final at the Phoenix after telling the judges that Jerry is in fact dying in order to win the sympathy vote. Jerry then reveals the offer of a job on a cruise ship and considers taking it. As Talent Trek is being staged at such short notice, regular backing band Les Alanos are unavailable and are sacked, being replaced by Right Said Frank, a tribute band to Right Said Frank.  They proceed to make fun out of all the acts while stealing car stereos from the car park on their breaks. This leads to a fight with bouncers Max and Paddy and Brian re-employing backing band Les Alanos. As everyone believes Jerry is dying, Brian takes the opportunity to reveal the results of Jerry's tests and singing it's a celebration as Jerry has the all clear. After the show ends rival club owner Den Perry discards his cigar in the toil</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181929 +0000" stop="20260509184145 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Department Store Pink-erton - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Pilgrim Panther/That Old Pink Magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184145 +0000" stop="20260509190400 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Pink - S01E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260509190400 +0000" stop="20260509192615 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pink Stuff - S01E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260509192615 +0000" stop="20260509194830 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Pizza - S01E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260509180250 +0000" stop="20260509180906 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Noir - S03E03</title>
    <desc>It's 1946 and Brain's new plan gets interrupted when he and Pinky encounter Billie and Snowball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180906 +0000" stop="20260509182355 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinky &amp; the Brain and...Larry - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Pinky and Brain have a new companion, Larry, but their newest plan just doesn't seem to pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Where the Deer and the Mousealopes Play - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Say What, Earth? - S03E07</title>
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    <title>My Feldmans, My Friends - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Haiti Sings the Blues - S01E13</title>
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    <title>How the Super Stoled Christmas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>"How The Grinch Stole Christmas!" is parodied in this special about Thurgood stealing the tenants' Christmas presents so he can afford to buy Muriel a computer.</desc>
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    <title>The Postman's Always Shot Twice - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Preacher's Life - S02E03</title>
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    <title>The Liberator - S01E13</title>
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    <title>To Catch a Pokémon Smuggler! - S16E12</title>
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    <title>Kindergarten Chaos! - S16E13</title>
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    <title>Seeking Shelter from the Storm! - S16E14</title>
    <desc>When Ash and his friends are caught in a rain storm, they find a nearby abandoned mansion to take refuge, but unbeknownst to them Team Rocket has as well. And both groups are frightened by strange occurrences through the house, all centered on a mysterious shadow.</desc>
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    <title>An Appetite for Battle! - S16E15</title>
    <desc>Chespin gets fat after eating so many of Serena's macarons, so Clemont decides to put it on a diet by making an exercise machine and having it exercise through Pokémon Battles, but Chespin is not making progress.</desc>
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    <title>A Jolting Switcheroo! - S16E16</title>
    <desc>Bonnie and another girl's bags get mixed up, leaving the other girl with Clemont's Dedenne and Bonnie with the girl's Pichu.</desc>
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    <title>Dream Table - Night 2 - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Dream Table - Night 3 - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Prince and the Copper - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mahoney and his friends keep an eye on the prince Merak, after his arrival from India. But the uncle of the prince, a sheik spy and hypocritical attempts to capture the boy to steal his wealth.</desc>
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    <title>Now You Steal It, Now You Don't - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mahoney, Jones, Zed, Sweetchuck House and discover the incredible Shandar, a magician who disappears, he stole the truck and the truck, and mysteriously go to a school of magic. Then they must protect the gold of the ship, but Harris, in the company of Proctor, try to follow them.</desc>
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    <title>Mad Maxine - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Harris is furious because his cadets have not yet caught Maxine and his warriors of the road, you have to create the trucks from combat, while she and her band are offering their machines to all the worst bandits.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Disgraces - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Tackleberry, made ​​a strange action, and Harris, furious, punishes him, while a man named Krutz and gangster boss, tells him to make an exchange of shares.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Robin Good - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Robin Good steals the richest of the rich and keeps the loot for themselves, and unscrupulous journalist is helping him. Mahoney and his friends want to have a team of experts to oppose the bill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180147 +0000" stop="20260509183026 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rough Justice - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Fletcher is worried that Judge Rawley might rob him of his main source of income - writing letters for illiterate inmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183026 +0000" stop="20260509190054 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon Me - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Old Blanco is doing time for the murder of his wife. He still swears he wasn't guilty. Now he's up before the Parole Board and it looks as if he's sure to be released. Blanco surprises everyone by turning down parole when it's offered to him. He explains that, if he accepts parole, he'll also be admitting that he was guilty of a crime for which he was wrongly convicted. He insists that he'll only leave prison if he's offered a full pardon. Fletcher comes up with a plan to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190054 +0000" stop="20260509193122 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Test of Character - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Godber is working hard for an extra O-level. Fletcher tries to persuade him that cheating would be a good way of ensuring success in the examination. Godber isn't convinced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181622 +0000" stop="20260509183858 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No-Fo-O-Fo-Bridge - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Rats decide to move out of their newly-gentrified neighborhood; first-time parents read various child-rearing books; Gahvin and his girlfriend go to the movies; Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.</desc>
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    <title>Blackout - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor's Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast. Kath and Dave go into survival mode. Fred and Carrie team up to find Mr. Mayor and restore power to the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190135 +0000" stop="20260509192404 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharing Finances - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A young woman is haunted by very smart ghosts; Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another; Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes; Sandra finally finds a soul mate; Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192404 +0000" stop="20260509194633 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ecoterrorists - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night's sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181217 +0000" stop="20260509183420 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid in the Doghouse - S02E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260509183420 +0000" stop="20260509185624 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Big Dog - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Nose Marie rescues a Small-as-a-Mouse puppy from Catgut and has grown attached to him, and Yes. He becomes a Giant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185624 +0000" stop="20260509191827 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Eyes Mob - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bright Eyes meets a group of tough dogs and does their dirty work, making the public mistake her as a wanted criminal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191827 +0000" stop="20260509194031 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Night Sweet Pups - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Whopper must conquer his fear of the dark after numerous nightmares.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181157 +0000" stop="20260509183401 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Heap - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Niblet is taken to a new junkyard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183401 +0000" stop="20260509185606 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Rebound - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Agatha McLeish tries to prove that her dog is top dog when she enters Rebound in a dog show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185606 +0000" stop="20260509191811 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quintuplets - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Finding a home for five puppies determined to stick together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191811 +0000" stop="20260509194016 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogs on a Wire - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Strudel realizes her dream of being a performance dog when they return a circus dog to the big top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183851 +0000" stop="20260509194327 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Decision - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ghost and Tommy reunite to take out a dangerous enemy and enlist Tasha to help them escape detection by Angela and her team; Ghost loses control at a critical moment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180435 +0000" stop="20260509191838 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and War - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tariq refuses to give up on his loved ones. Tariq must help Monet save her own family. Monet, finally seeing the whole board, must move quickly to protect her family from Mecca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182816 +0000" stop="20260509191718 +0000" channel="C1313.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Goddamn Hill - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When JP receives an unexpected warning, Tommy comes to his aide. Determined to lend a helping hand, Tommy approaches a local dealer proposing a business arrangement, but their introduction takes a turn for the worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181447 +0000" stop="20260509183509 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystal of Nightmares - S01E45</title>
    <desc>There's a big test coming up, so the Ranger Teens head up to Billy's Uncle's cabin up in the mountains to cram. Goldar uses this brain-storming session to his advantage, by manipulating their dreams with the Crystal Of Nightmares. Their worst fears are played out in their dreams, causing them to be completely paranoid and afraid when they wake up. Against their current states of mind, Zordon has them seek out the Crystal, and destroy it. Overcoming their overwhelming self-doubts, our heroes shatter the crystal, and likely pass more than one tests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183509 +0000" stop="20260509185530 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Flea or Not to Flee - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Ernie's Youth Center is going out of business, despite efforts to save it from shutting down. A stray dog wanders in, and gives Jason a rash! It's not ordinary rash, but the infection of Rita's newest monster, the Fighting Flea. Thanks to some Raid-style flea killing chemicals, Jason's de-rashed, and Fighting Flea is stamped out. The stray dog turns out to be the beloved pet of a rich woman, and, you guessed it, the reward money saves the Youth Center for another 5 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185530 +0000" stop="20260509191549 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of the Jellyfish - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Angel Grove High School is preparing to bury a time capsule in the park, to be opened in 100 years. Among the items, is a picture of the Power Rangers. Rita's furious, sending down Baboo &amp; Squatt to steal the capsule, and put a picture of her in it instead. She also sends down the Jellyfish Warrior monster to trap our heroes in another dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191549 +0000" stop="20260509193610 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plague of the Mantis - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Trini trains with Master Li in a new fighting technique, known as the Praying Mantis style. She's unable to grasp the proper motivation for achieving the stances. Rita sends down a Mantis monster to face her, one on one. This works towards Trini's advantage in the long run, as she masters the technique, and helps her teammates take the Mantis down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193610 +0000" stop="20260509195630 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of an Old Friend (1) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Rita demands that the Power Rangers hand over their Power Coins if they ever want to see their parents again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180345 +0000" stop="20260509182643 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supper Villain - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Next door neighbor Harold Smith can't stand the Powerpuff Girls so he creates a super villain identity to beat the Powerpuff Girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182643 +0000" stop="20260509183740 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Bash - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Professor throws the girls' a birthday party, but when every villain finds out about it they try to ruin the party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183740 +0000" stop="20260509190142 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Pooped To Puff - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The citizens of Townsville take advantage of the Powerpuff Girls and the girls' go out on a strike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190142 +0000" stop="20260509191125 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat Your Greens - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Alien broccoloids infect the broccoli of Townsville and now it's up to all the kids in Townsville(including the Powerpuff Girls) to defeat them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191125 +0000" stop="20260509193339 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down n' Dirty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Buttercup loves to fight monsters but taking a bath gets in the way, so to continue fighting monsters she doesn't take a bath for 3 days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193339 +0000" stop="20260509195601 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Scheme - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Putting everyone in the world asleep can be a hard job so to make it easier the Sandman puts the world to sleep forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184026 +0000" stop="20260509192532 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damsels - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy get a tip that God may be in New Orleans. Tulip is hiding a secret and their stop in New Orleans risks exposing her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182305 +0000" stop="20260509190624 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You See Me, Now You Don't - S04E12</title>
    <desc>An intriguing riddle from “A” has the Liars hitting the road and heading to Ravenswood, where they are surrounded by some familiar faces. During a very special magic show, one Liar pulls a disappearing act, leaving the other three scrambling to make sure she hasn’t succumbed to “A’s” tricks. But before they can hightail it out of Ravenswood, they make a shocking discovery that proves that everything they thought they knew about “A” and the “A” team might be wrong. With this discovery, the Liars may just have started “World War A." Meanwhile, Hanna and her mother’s joyous reunion is cut short when “A’s” sights are set on a new target. And Toby uncovers some surprising information about Wren.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190624 +0000" stop="20260509194954 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grave New World - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer crash the Ravenswood Founders Day Celebration after finding a clue in "A's" new lair that Ali may indeed be alive. Dressed in their finest Edwardian wear, the ladies hit the creepy cemetery party to find Ali before "A" can. But if Ali is truly alive, could the PLLs be leading "A" straight to their friend without knowing it? With Ezra lurking in the shadows, "A" may be closer than the girls realize. Meanwhile, Caleb heads to Ravenswood to help the girls and meets kindred soul Miranda along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181949 +0000" stop="20260509185745 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tue, Mar 5, 2019 - S47E111</title>
    <desc>FREEZE RIGHT THERE ... and watch this full episode of The Price is Right. Games include 'One Away', 'Coming Or Going' and 'Freeze Frame'. Drew Carey hosts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185745 +0000" stop="20260509193555 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wed, Mar 6, 2019 - S47E112</title>
    <desc>Today's episode is right on target. Games include 'Gridlock', 'Plinko' and 'Any Number'. Drew Carey hosts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184417 +0000" stop="20260509193005 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Following his arrest, a badly beaten Terrence O’Duncie is brought into the station. With Gibbs on the hook for his attack, Bradfield asks Jane to make a decision with huge repercussions for her future.
 
The case escalates when Eddie Philips’ body is discovered in the canal, and Bradfield suspects they’re looking at a double murder. He questions O’Duncie about his connections with Eddie and Julie Ann, but his progress is halted when O’Duncie’s solicitor files an official complaint against Gibbs.
 
Meanwhile, Clifford Bentley and his sons start digging from the café to the bank, but they risk getting caught when David fails to notice the police presence outside as he’s high. Silas manages to reassure the police that they’re carrying out refurbishments but Clifford and John confront David about his worsening drug habit and unreliability.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182308 +0000" stop="20260509190650 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Michael Scofield is imprisoned in Fox River State Penitentiary. He finds his brother, Lincoln Burrows, who is a death row prisoner, and tells him that he is going to break them both out of the prison.</desc>
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    <title>Allen - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Michael Scofield and Fernando Sucre (Amaury Nolasco) face a lockdown in order for the guards to search cells for contraband, where they're about to throw away a knife, but were stopped by Bellick (Wade Williams), who sends Sucre to SHU. Warden Pope (Stacy Keach) calls off the search for Michael's cell, but Bellick feels determined to, and sneaks into his cell when the prisoners are away, and finds the name "Allen Schweitzer". Bellick runs the name on the database, only to find no one matching it.

Meanwhile, Sucre urges Stolte to let him call Maricruz (Camille Guaty), but is refused. Veronica (Robin Tunney) investigates who is framing Lincoln Burrows. She finds a tape, where she sees Lincoln shoot Terrence Steadman dead. Lincoln claims that he is being framed, stating the man was already dead and Lincoln never pulled the trigger. She attempts to talk to Crab Simmonds (Tab Baker), who didn't testify in his case, only to find out that he was killed of an apparent drug overdose. She is contacted by Leticia Barris (Adina Porter), Crab's girlfriend, but as they meet, she is spooked as Kellerman (Paul Adelstein) and Hale (Danny McCarthy) are watching.

Back in Fox River, Michael attempts to get to a bolt from a bleacher belonging to T-Bag (Robert Knepper), but is stopped. He doesn't want Scofield on the bleacher unless he will join in the racist battle between the whites and blacks, but he declines. On his second attempt, T-Bag's gang take the bolt off him, so eventually, he decides to join in to get at the bolt. However, C-Note (Rockmond Dunbar) sees this, and when he confronts Scofield regarding the PUGNAc, he refuses to give the pills. Soon, everyone comes out of their cell for count, when the riot starts. Michael decides to get the bolt back from T-Bag's cellmate (Brian Hamman), and does so after a struggle. C-Note sees this and stabs the cellmate several times; the wounded man dies in Michael's arms. T-Bag believes Michael killed the cellmate, and plans to get ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184959 +0000" stop="20260509193632 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darling - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Six is forced into attending a matchmaking service, the matchmaker, 1891, who appears unwanted on his television screen. He is matched with a blind woman named 4-15, who looks exactly like Lucy with whom Six had a sexual liaison in New York. Six is convinced that she is indeed Lucy, although 4-15 appears not to know anything about life outside of The Village. Both Two and 11-12 ask 313 for assistance on specific matters, with Two and 313, she knows that he is aware that she is a dreamer, the reason why she feels she needs to help him. But she still has to decide if what he asks her to do is worth her long term happiness. Meanwhile, all the talk around The Village centers on the mysterious holes that have been appearing in The Village, which Two dismisses as weather related anomalies. To combat these, pigs are distributed to residents, as swine breath is deemed to be a atmosphere stabilizer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182037 +0000" stop="20260509190334 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Handle This Episode - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Abigail is disappointed when Shawn accepts a case at the Army base instead of going on a date with her, but he and Gus are intrigued by a death they believe shouldn't have been ruled a suicide and the thought of working with Juliet's brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190334 +0000" stop="20260509194645 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrill Seekers and Hell-Raisers - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Shawn and Gus join Gus’ new girlfriend on a rafting trip, a member of the group goes overboard, but Shawn quickly realizes it was no accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181231 +0000" stop="20260509183326 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Yankee, Kelly Monaco, Sophia Bush - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Segment #1 - Daddy Yankee is at a radio station for an interview and when he thinks he's off the air he says curses and people call in angry. Matt tells him he will have to pay a $463,000 fine.

Segment #2 - Kelly Monaco parks in a restricted area and gets her vehicle towed. The crew switches her car and after telling her she has to pay $456, her car slips off the tow truck and gets smashed.

Segment #3 - Sophia Bush is at a restaurant with Brittany Snow and another friend. Brittany wants to show Sophia a picture and leans over, knocking her drink onto Sophia and backs her chair into a waiter knocking Matt into a lobster tank and breaking it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183326 +0000" stop="20260509185425 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Boreanaz, Kristin Cavalleri, Terrell Owens - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Segment # 1 - David Boreanaz  and his wife Jamie are at a restaurant and after taking a bite of salad his wife finds a piece of glass and her mouth starts bleeding.

Segment #2 - Kristin Cavalleri gets her door slammed into by Matt who starts kicking and spitting on Frankie's car. Frankie then takes a golf club and breaks Matt's windows, windshield, etc. The police arrive and when Kristin is in tears its over.

Segment #3 - Terrell Owens lends a helping hand by moving a bunch of elderly folk away from an overturned bus. An attorney tells him he is liable for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185425 +0000" stop="20260509191456 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kristen Bell, Bam Margera, Amber Valletta - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Segment #1 - Kristen and her boyfriend find a dog and try to save it but run into the owner who accuses her of taking it and that she steals dogs all the time and tries to re-sell them.

Segment #2 - Bam Margera and Ryan are at a liquor store that gets robbed. Bam tries to find out why Ryan's taking so long and the police arrive. They tell him to call Ryan and he tells them that there are 4 guys inside.

Segment #3 - Amber Valletta sees a guy choking and she finally decides to help by hitting him on the back. Matt performs the heimlich. He accuses her of pushing him away. Will asks if anyone wants to press charges and the guy tells her its a hate crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191456 +0000" stop="20260509193516 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neve Campbell, Mike Jones, Danny Masterson - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Segment #1 - Neve and a friend are at a restaurant when a little boy shows up and says he's lost. Matt comes back and puts him in the van but the actual soccer player shows up and the dad is freaking out when Matt once again returns and they start blaming him for taking the wrong kid.

Segment #2 - The driver for Mike walks away and a kid riding a stolen bicycle flips over the vehicle and two other kids start beating him and take off. Matt keeps telling the cops he did it and they arrest him.

Segment #3 - Danny sees a truck carrying stereo equipment and loses some of it and a kid tries to take some but Danny won't let him. Matt comes back and thinks Danny is the one trying to steal it. When the kid tries again, Danny freaks out and Ashton arrives and Danny gives him a kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193516 +0000" stop="20260509195547 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ellen Pompeo, Shaun White, Venus Williams - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Segment #1 - Ellen and her fiancee Chris go to a restaurant and the waitress keeps complimenting him and when they give her the tip she brings out a dessert and can see her sister's baby in Florida. Ellen asks her how much it was and she tells them it was $200. He tells her to keep it.

Segment #2 - Shaun White is at a photo shoot and during the break he starts flying a remote controlled helicopter which dives into a conduit box and explodes. He gets blamed for causing the electricity to go out in the whole park.

Segment #3 - Serena Williams returns and passes the punking to her sister Venus. They are taking photos with people who were injured in an accident. Will says he's faking it because he just wanted to meet Venus. The guard picks up the wrong guy and Will says he wasn't faking it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180359 +0000" stop="20260509182756 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine Lights Tonight! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The pugs go on a holiday mission to replace the lights on a friend's Hanukiah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182756 +0000" stop="20260509185152 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Year, New Bob - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While in Hong Kong for the Chinese New Year, Bob's homemade lantern for the Lantern Festival accidentally floats out his hotel window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185152 +0000" stop="20260509191544 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All for Show - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Lollie is eager to win the top prize in the local dog show, so Bingo and Rolly go on a mission to help her complete her obstacle course training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191544 +0000" stop="20260509193946 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Bobby Valentine - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The pugs help Ana find Bob's favorite candy for Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180913 +0000" stop="20260509185027 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitches - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ned, Chuck, Emerson and Olive tackle a murder mystery involving a man who was murdered over a dog and claims to have been killed by his wife. Problem is, he's a polygamist with four wives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185027 +0000" stop="20260509193344 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smell of Success - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ned, Emerson, and Chuck's next case involves an olfactory assistant who was killed when her scratch-'n'-sniff book combusted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180105 +0000" stop="20260509190028 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perpetratin' - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Autumn Night, a mysterious beauty with a harrowing past, washes up on the shores of the Pynk - Mississippi’s hottest “shake junt” — seeking employment. Mercedes Sundayz, a night headlined by the club’s OG, brings unexpected trouble from a number of patrons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190028 +0000" stop="20260509200001 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Pynk’s annual carwash receives a visit from a surprising guest while Autumn’s past comes back to haunt her. Back at the club, souls are bared, and deals are negotiated in the private booths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183756 +0000" stop="20260509192525 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror Image - S05E22</title>
    <desc>August 8, 1953: Sam lands in a not-so-ordinary bar in a coal-mining town, where strange things are happening and familiar people don't know him. With the help of another Al, he still has something to set right ... or is there more than one thing he needs to change?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181741 +0000" stop="20260509185951 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diez de Copas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Teresa hunts for a mole inside her own operation and faces a terrible choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185951 +0000" stop="20260509194141 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justicia - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Teresa tries to free a friend from his cage and comes face to face with her sworn enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181452 +0000" stop="20260509185813 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evergreen - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Bordelon siblings try to plan their father's funeral but tensions arise between Charley and Nova; Ralph Angel argues with Aunt Violet about inviting his son; Charley meets someone interested in buying the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185813 +0000" stop="20260509194132 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thy Will Be Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Charley, Ralph Angel and Nova discover the contents of their father's will and consider running their newly inherited farm together; Ralph Angel is pushed to his limits when someone tries to take one of his father's possessions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182834 +0000" stop="20260509191628 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unhappy Hour - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Asten's niece is involved in a car accident while drunk and it is up to Quincy to try and establish whether she was the driver of the car or whether it was her friend, who died in the crash, who was driving.    Asten gets Quincy to swap jobs with him for a day so that he can find out how hard it is to run the place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181923 +0000" stop="20260509184135 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Mint Condition - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ted has an obsession with toy collecting an online auctions, until his latest auction win becomes a threat to more than just his money stash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184135 +0000" stop="20260509190348 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Argh V - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Sam's parents are not as responsible as she'd like and their latest impulse buy takes them on a road tip to an unfamiliar area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190348 +0000" stop="20260509192601 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lotsa Luck - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gregory looks to the legends of his Irish heritage to turn his bad luck around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192601 +0000" stop="20260509194813 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spores - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While on a hike in the woods, strange things begin to happen to Melvin's family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181026 +0000" stop="20260509185316 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losing My Religion - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Under Saxa's spell, Magne continues to fall further from himself — a perfect distraction for Fjor to enact his vicious plan and set a dangerous trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185316 +0000" stop="20260509193845 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Precious - S03E04</title>
    <desc>More vulnerable than ever, Magne requires backup to face his relentless foes. An impossible ultimatum threatens Laurits' loved ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180527 +0000" stop="20260509184644 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Weeks to Bent Fork - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Fletcher offers Rowdy $6,000 to get 1500 head to Bent Fork in six weeks or less.  There is a penalty of $30 for each head that doesn't make it.  Lash Whitcomb, one of Fletcher's men is going along as Segundo (#2 man).  Lash and Rowdy disagree on which trail to take.  Rowdy checks his out.  It leads to a box canyon.  Rowdy's horse hits a chuckhole and he is thrown and breaks some ribs.  Rowdy tells Lash to take over.  Ten miles and three days from Bent Fork, Sheriff John Keeley, says there is a sixty day quarantine on Texas cattle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184644 +0000" stop="20260509192753 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk into Terror - S08E04</title>
    <desc>A mine cave in traps Quince and Simon.  New drover Ed says he's found some blasting gel and gun cotton.  He and his buddy Jerry will blow them out for $500.  It is a perilous journey hauling the unstable gel to the mine in a rickety old wagon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182416 +0000" stop="20260509190933 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Tree - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the danger increases, Reacher and Roscoe grow closer and they make plans to meet with their contact from Homeland Security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190933 +0000" stop="20260509195722 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Apologies - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the mystery deepens, Reacher teams up with an old colleague and Finlay makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181359 +0000" stop="20260509183551 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camping it Up - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Ghostbusters head off to the woods for a camping vacation. That night, Ray scares the wits out of everyone with a spooky ghost story which inadvertently reveals a Bigfoot nearby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183551 +0000" stop="20260509185848 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joke's on Ray - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ray inherits a joke shop from his late uncle, and armed with a big supply of practical jokes, quickly becomes a pest to his fellow Ghostbusters. But unbeknownst to Ray, two Imps that thrive on pranks were released when he took possession of the store!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185848 +0000" stop="20260509192148 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip Side - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Investigating a bizarre tornado in Central Park, the Ghostbusters are tossed into another dimension, a strange place that is exactly the opposite of New York City. In a world populated by ghosts, the heroes must evade capture by their own ghostly counterparts, the human-hunting Peoplebusters!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192148 +0000" stop="20260509194441 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poultrygeist - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Werechicken strikes an unsuspecting farmhouse, leaving a trail of mayhem and one very large egg. After a hungry Slimer tries to cook the egg and unintentionally hatches it, the newborn Werechicken bites Egon, turning him into a half-man, half-chicken creature!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180609 +0000" stop="20260509182546 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal House - S11E06</title>
    <desc>After arguing with Kyle on the train, Keri decides she should start dating other people instead of pining for Kyle. She meets and makes a date with Tyler, and surprise, surprise, Kyle is more than a little bit jealous. His not-so-veiled negative remarks about the boy aren't lost on the other roommates and are definitely not lost on Keri. Which is fine, because she still really likes Kyle. After the date, she decides that Tyler's a nice guy but that playing the pseudo-dating game with Kyle is more fun.

Meanwhile, Theo's finally gotten comfortable in the houseâ€¦maybe a little too comfortable. He's taken to inviting large groups of people over to party, annoy everyone else, and puke in uncool places. The roommates aren't amused, especially Chris and Aneesa, who call Theo out for his actions. Theo refuses to apologize and says he'll ""be damned if these people come down on [him] like [he's] a kid.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182546 +0000" stop="20260509184525 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off to Work - S11E07</title>
    <desc>It's the first official day of work for everyone. Keri, Chris and Kyle are on the beach with their lifeguarding duties while Cara, Tonya, Aneesa and Theo are working with the Chicago Parks program helping to design and paint a mural with a children's program. Everyone seems happy with their jobs, although Kyle notes that being a lifeguard mostly means having to be a jerk.

Kurt comes down to spend a week with Chris. At first, Chris seems a little overwhelmed with the amount of time and attention Kurt wants. Chris is about moving slow and Kurt is about being in a relationship and falling in love. Tonya tells Chris that she would be ""sketched"" if a guy was acting like that towards her. But Tonya is also sketched by the idea of two guys being in love with each other so what does she know about it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184525 +0000" stop="20260509190522 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Screaming Match - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Aneesa and her mom continue to struggle with issues during their phone calls. Aneesa's mom wants Aneesa to try and not be ""gay"" while she's in Chicago and to just have a good time. Aneesa, however, just wants to be free to be who she isâ€¦especially when she meets Veronica at gay night at Red Dog. They make an immediate connection and end up hooking up in the elevator of the loft.

Meanwhile, it's the first real day of work for the non-lifeguards. They meet the kids who are going to be painting the mural with them along with Lara, the Chicago Parks District Manager, who is their boss. They get the kids to start brainstorming on the mural and they all start to realize, especially Tonya and Theo, the impact that they might have on these kids lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190522 +0000" stop="20260509192454 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowing a Thing or Two - S11E09</title>
    <desc>They've had the fight to end all fights but Veronica is still on Aneesa's mind. Aneesa looks for sympathy and understanding from everyone but no one is interested. Her mom doesn't want to hear any more bad news, Tonya and Chris think that Aneesa should just be glad to be rid of her. But Aneesa really wants Veronica to call. Cara empathizes with her, saying, ""I don't blame Aneesa at all for still having feelings for Veronica. Sometimes when people push you away, it makes you that much more likely to attach yourself to them.""

Cara may know a thing or two about this phenomenon. Her dad comes in for a quick visit and takes everyone out to dinner. Cara reveals that her dad is now living in Indiana while the rest of her family is in St. Louis, which isn't ideal. She had never felt close to her father until recently and is very appreciative of his love. After her dad leaves, she's also really appreciative of Kyle's friend Djordje.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192454 +0000" stop="20260509194437 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romantic Retreat - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Just as Justin is planning to visit Tonya in Chicago, she relapses with her kidney problem. The situation is so bad that Cara rushes her from work to the emergency room. Tonya is in an incredible amount of pain and explains to Cara that this was the reason that she went home the first time. After getting treated she decides she should stay home for the rest of the week, which happens to include the time that Justin will be there. Theo thinks that ""Tonya's illness is absolutely realâ€¦she's not faking it. Butâ€¦her not going to work has more to do with sex with her boyfriend.""

Meanwhile, Kyle is planning a trip to his father's lakeside cabin. Everyone is planning to go and it seems like couples are forming--Tonya &amp; Justin, Chris &amp; Kurtâ€¦and Keri &amp; Kyle. Kyle is concerned about how this might appear and begs Theo and Aneesa to come up early with him and Keri so it doesn't look like he's going on a ""romantic retreat"" with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180233 +0000" stop="20260509182156 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Reba doesn't like it one bit when she is pressured to take sides as the key witness in a silly legal battle between two bullheaded and immature dentists, her boss Eugene and Brock. Meanwhile, the gloves come off when Cheyenne and Van argue over which one of them is a bigger liar and cheat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182156 +0000" stop="20260509184122 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Grammy Goes To... - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Brock's mother comes to visit and drops the bomb that Brock confided to her that he may have made a huge mistake by leaving Reba to marry Barbra Jean. Meanwhile, Cheyenne convinces Van that it might be time to forgive and forget with his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184122 +0000" stop="20260509190048 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Van and Cheyenne reconcile with Van's parents, Reba feels threatened by the extravagant gifts they shower on baby Elizabeth and the situation soon escalates into a competition over who are the better grandparents. Meanwhile, Cheyenne has difficulty adjusting to life now that Van has returned to the football team and has little time to spend with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190048 +0000" stop="20260509192015 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Defense - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A burglary scare causes Reba to suggest that she and her daughters take a self-defense class, which leads to her squaring off with Barbra Jean.  Meanwhile, the cost of home-security systems makes Brock decide to install one himself, but he makes the mistake of letting Jake choose the password.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192015 +0000" stop="20260509193939 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale, Cheap - S02E21</title>
    <desc>At Jake's school auction, Reba's good intentions turn sour when Barbra Jean places the highest bid and wins Reba as her personal assistant for the day. Meanwhile, Cheyenne is overcome with jealousy when Van's private football lessons are the hit of the auction with women lined up to place their bids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193939 +0000" stop="20260509195902 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Will - S02E22</title>
    <desc>A near-death experience causes Reba to put her personal affairs in order and write a will.  But when she persuades Cheyenne and Van to do the same, in the interest of naming a legal guardian for Elizabeth if something should happen to them, she soon has regrets when she learns that they have picked Brock and Barbra Jean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182327 +0000" stop="20260509184708 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Episode with No Name - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Having finally found a system with ports to the Net, Matrix is overjoyed. But it doesn't last long, when access is blocked as the city comes under siege by a team of... guardians?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184708 +0000" stop="20260509191049 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Crimson Binome - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Matrix and Andraia meet up with Captain Capacitor who promises to help them find Bob as long as they release his crew from the prison in which the guardians have placed them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191049 +0000" stop="20260509193430 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Edge of Beyond - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The crew of the Saucy Mare enter the web looking for Bob but when a web creature sucks away half of AndrAIa's energy, leaving her in a dying state, Matrix must find the creature so he can save her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193430 +0000" stop="20260509195811 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web Riders on the Storm - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Saucy Mare is attacked by a group of degraded sprites riding web creatures, and AndrAia is saved by an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180013 +0000" stop="20260509184510 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sown With Salt - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Daniel discovers some new, unpleasant restrictions on his life. Daggett investigates George’s death. Amantha endures Thrifty Town management training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184510 +0000" stop="20260509192932 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Jesus - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel struggles to follow the terms of his probation. Teddy pushes Tawney into making a painful confession. Janet loses her temper with Ted, Sr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180139 +0000" stop="20260509182450 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Earth (1) - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Nine years later the Red Dwarf crew are older but still none the wiser. Lister's busy day of annoying Rimmer is interrupted by the discovery of a dimension-hopping leviathan in the ship's mile-deep water tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182450 +0000" stop="20260509184956 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Earth (2) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Rimmer's replacement, Katerina, is determined to guide Lister back to his home planet. But Earth in 2009 is not everything the boys had expected, and Rimmer has no intention of being replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184956 +0000" stop="20260509191358 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Earth (3) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The brand new three-part series concludes. Knowing they are destined to die, the Dwarfers track down those who created them to plead for more life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191358 +0000" stop="20260509194346 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trojan - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Dwarfers' mining ship is still creaking through the wastelands of unchartered deep space, but the posse soon stumble upon the mysteriously abandoned SS Trojan. As they inspect the ship Rimmer receives an SOS distress call from an old foe, and is suddenly faced with the dilemma of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181932 +0000" stop="20260509184214 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harold's Leaving - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Harold ruins everything by going off to college. Red builds a fishing boat out of furnace ducts. Bill gets a trout in his pants and Ranger Gord describes his numerous lightening encounters.</desc>
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    <title>House Moving - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Red and the guys try to move an old building by balancing it on pick up trucks. Bill discovers a correlation between ladders and gravity. Red turns a Cadillac into a backhoe. Special Guest - Graham Greene.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190456 +0000" stop="20260509192733 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neither Rain Nor Sleet - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Red starts his own postal system. Bill demos the rifle range. Red makes a heart pacemaker out of a digital clock. Mike Hammer shares a trick for high school reunions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192733 +0000" stop="20260509195012 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cult Visit - S08E04</title>
    <desc>The lodge is visited by a strange cult from the planet Gorgon. Red builds a riding mower out of a Pontiac and a ceiling fan. Bill tries roller blade street hockey. 

Special Guest - Gordon Pinsent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180113 +0000" stop="20260509181302 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Shiny Friend - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Stimpy won't stop watching television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181302 +0000" stop="20260509182450 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese Rush Days - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy journey to the Blue-Cheese Mountains to become miners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182450 +0000" stop="20260509183638 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weiner Barons - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy are at the unemployment office, and Ren &amp; Stimpy are not suitable for any of the jobs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183638 +0000" stop="20260509184757 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Galoot Wranglers - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Wilbur Cobb tells Ren and Stimpy a Western story about galoots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184757 +0000" stop="20260509185813 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ren Needs Help! - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After Stimpy breaks Ren's stuff, Ren goes crazy and is sent to a home for mentally insane people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185813 +0000" stop="20260509191006 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ol' Blue Nose - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Ren hits Stimpy in the nose and he starts to sing with a crooner-like voice. Stimpy becames famous, until his nose leaves him because of being slapped many times.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191006 +0000" stop="20260509192151 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Stimpy - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Stimpy becomes superstitious when Tuesday the 17th arrives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192151 +0000" stop="20260509193205 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travelogue - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy travel to a new Country.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193205 +0000" stop="20260509194358 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Dogged - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A russian dog-and-cat team bearing resemblence to Ren &amp; Stimpy are going to be the first dog &amp; cat sent up to space in the Russian space program.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194358 +0000" stop="20260509195519 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair of the Cat - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Ren suffers terrible allergies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180855 +0000" stop="20260509183033 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ex-Wife and Her New Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183033 +0000" stop="20260509185206 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangle's Wedding - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185206 +0000" stop="20260509191332 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumping the Shark - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Deputy Wiegel offers to sell her baby to the highest bidder, but her racist tendencies keep her from making a deal with prospective parents of color.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191332 +0000" stop="20260509193457 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Hawk - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Bounty hunter Tommy Hawk comes to Reno to film an episode of his reality show and offends the deputies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193457 +0000" stop="20260509195638 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevlar for Her - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The new bullet-proof vests designed for the department's female officers have an unexpected side effect. Meanwhile, a freed prisoner plans revenge on the department, but they don't remember who he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181601 +0000" stop="20260509185802 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 104 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bystander attempts to rescue two women trapped in a submerged car (Elkhart, Indiana); Woman stabbed by intruder (October 16, 1988. Lansing, Michigan); Rafter caught in dam's undertow (May 24, 1989. Hamilton, Ohio); Documentary of three patients awaiting organ transplants at Presbyterian-University Hospital (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania); Girl swept down storm drain (June 26, 1989. Houston, Texas)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185802 +0000" stop="20260509194118 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 105 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Toddler falls into narrow hole (April 24, 1986. Colts Neck, New Jersey); Helicopter pilot attempts to locate a kidney recipient before the donor kidney expires (March 25, 1989. Glamis, California); Children burned in propane explosion (June 21, 1988. Ellicott, Colorado); Accident sends trucker plummeting over a 40 foot bridge and into a swamp (August 11, 1988. Atchafalaya Swamp, Louisiana)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180407 +0000" stop="20260509184902 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight - S03E11</title>
    <desc>John Sr. ends up disappearing after arguing with Tommy about their living conditions. Tommy is none too thrilled with Lou's latest love interest, while Jerry's new woman might  prove to be dangerous for him. Also, Sean and Maggie meet with the priest to discuss their upcoming wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184902 +0000" stop="20260509193351 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Janet are brought together once again by another Gavin family tragedy. Jerry ends up not showing up for work. Mike decides it is time to look for some advice about his sexuality. Meanwhile, Maggie has a  surprise for Sean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181406 +0000" stop="20260509185805 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out for Blood - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Conrad comes under fire when a former patient files a malpractice lawsuit against him, putting Bell in a difficult position with Red Rock. When Devon discovers that his VIP patient has a life-threatening brain condition, the doctors ban together to perform a risky surgery. Mina discovers that Adaku has a dangerous heart condition that puts her and the baby at risk. Kyle forms a personal relationship with a patient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185805 +0000" stop="20260509194149 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whistleblower - S03E10</title>
    <desc>On Devon's last day as an intern, he and Conrad are faced with a moral dilemma over a suicidal patient who is in need of a liver transplant. When Bell discovers that Cain is keeping braindead patients alive in order to boost his survival rates and add to Red Rock's profits, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Adaku goes into early labor, causing a strain on her heart, and Mina has doubts over how to best handle her care.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181053 +0000" stop="20260509183547 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Forgotten Neighborhood Fights Back - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's hammer time! Mike and the crew head to Louisiana to meet the Hammer of Hollygrove-Dixon, Miss Brenda Lomax-Brown, a 73-year-old firecracker of a woman who is doing everything in her power to improve the conditions of her forgotten New Orleans neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183547 +0000" stop="20260509190319 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The NJ Woman Who Will Never Forget - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team find themselves a stone's throw from New York City, in the suburbs of New Jersey to surprise Megan McDowell, the founder of Heartworks - an organization of female Do-Gooder's helping local families to heal in times of grief, illness or injury. This incredible initiative was born out of the kindness shown to her family after losing a loved one in the attacks that took place on September 11, 2001.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190319 +0000" stop="20260509192755 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bicycle Built For Blue - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe straps on his helmet and pedals to Minneapolis, Minnesota to meet Officer Mike Kirchen, a bike cop who is bridging the gap between his local police department and the community they serve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192755 +0000" stop="20260509195452 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Correction Officer's Tough Love - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe and the team head to Peoria, Illinois to meet Carl Cannon, a former Corrections Officer who is focused on keeping youth out of prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181939 +0000" stop="20260509184038 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder; Magic 8 Ball; Procrastination - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Forrest trusts a Magic 8 Ball to dictate his decisions for a day; has a hard time procrastinating; and faces his toughest review ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184038 +0000" stop="20260509190121 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happiness; Pillow Fight; Imaginary Friend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Forrest tries to be cheerful, and attempts two reviews from a difficult location.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190121 +0000" stop="20260509192220 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Theory - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While researching conspiracy theories, Forrest makes an uncomfortable discovery and finds himself on the run from a man-hunter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192220 +0000" stop="20260509194319 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locorito, Pet Euthanasia, Dream - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After surviving his big fall, Forrest gets back to work by reviewing a Mexican restaurant's new product; the experience of putting a pet to sleep; what it's like to live his dream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181730 +0000" stop="20260509183932 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rick moves in with his daughter's family and establishes himself as a bad influence on his grandson, Morty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183932 +0000" stop="20260509190130 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawnmower Dog - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Rick helps Jerry out with the dog, broh. Don't even trip about this episode because they also incept Goldenfold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190130 +0000" stop="20260509192326 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy Park - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On a special Christmas, Rick and Morty try to save the life of a homeless man. Meanwhile, Jerry's parents visit and the family bonds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192326 +0000" stop="20260509194431 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M. Night Shaym-Aliens! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rick and Morty try to get to the bottom of a mystery in this M. Night Shyamalan-style twist-a-roony of an episode!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181851 +0000" stop="20260509183959 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DCXLIV - S30E20</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo battle extreme weather in HAIL NO, witness major leaks in BUSTED PIPES, and have a bit of fun at work with some OFFICE PRANKS.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183959 +0000" stop="20260509190108 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DCXLV - S30E21</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo have money on their mind in MONEY TALK, do things they’ll regret in WASTED DECISIONS, check out the view up above in HIGH EYES.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190108 +0000" stop="20260509192216 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DCXLVI - S30E22</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo meet some messy maids in DIRTY CLEANERS, witness catastrophic popcorn disasters in FLAMING KERNELS, and open their eyes extra wide in BUGGIN’ OUT.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192216 +0000" stop="20260509194324 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DCXLVII - S30E23</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel and Steelo sing some BLUE JEAN BLUES, dine with some TABLESIDE WEIRDNESS and perform some EXTREME HANDSHAKES.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181624 +0000" stop="20260509183737 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Journey Back - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Mark goes to work for Will Temple, a badly scarred and very mysterious rancher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183737 +0000" stop="20260509190257 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Decision - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Corey Hazlett insists he's innocent of murder, despite Lucas's eyewitness testimony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190257 +0000" stop="20260509192834 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Errant - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lucas tries to dissuade a latter-day knight from rushing into battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192834 +0000" stop="20260509195405 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honest Abe - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Able Lincoln's claim that he's the Great Emancipator himself amuses everyone except Matt Yorty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183214 +0000" stop="20260509191647 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mekong Mutilator - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Jeremy is on the shores of the Mekong River in Cambodia to look for a monstrous fish that has blinded, killed and recently sliced clean through a man's testicle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180955 +0000" stop="20260509183029 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travel - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An airbrushed van leads Rob and Big Black on a quest to travel through time with Rob's "Hyper-Dimensional Resonator." Big Black is skeptical, but Rob convinces him to travel to Montreal to visit a "time travel expert" named Dr. Z. When they return to LA, Big Black surprises Rob with his own, throwback version of Time Travel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183029 +0000" stop="20260509185103 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mississippi - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Rob is thrown deep into the "Dirty South" when Big Black invites him to Sylvarena, Mississippi, for the Boykin family reunion. The boys overdose on southern cooking, southern living, and Big Black's crazy Uncle Jerry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185103 +0000" stop="20260509191138 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Assistant - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black call out Drama, Rob's cousin, for being a lazy assistant and decide to put him on "waivers" until he shapes up. When Drama is seemingly unfazed by the threat, Rob threatens Drama by interviewing a professional executive assistant as a potential replacement. On top of that, the guys struggle with an "aggressive mini horse." In the end, Rob and Big Black figure out a way to remind both Drama and Mini Horse how good they all have it in the Hollywood Hills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191138 +0000" stop="20260509193207 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Lavender - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Big Black reveals to Rob that he used to be a male stripper with the stage name "Black Lavender" for a brief time back when he had a full head of hair. The two decide it's time to resurrect Black Lavender for one last show at a Hollywood strip club, but not before they find him a brand new head of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193207 +0000" stop="20260509195243 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tampa - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After five years away from professional skate competitions, Rob decides to enter the world famous Tampa Pro contest in Tampa, Florida. Rob and Big Black hit gator country with pals, Steve Berra and Bam Bam, and before the contest begins, the foursome head out to Tampa Bay for a little high-flying water adventure. Rob and Berra shake on a $5,000 side bet to see who places higher in the Tampa Pro, and Rob threatens to "make it rain" with Berra's money, if he wins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180311 +0000" stop="20260509181417 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Santa almost misses Christmas; Kano spends the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber releases a new song; and G.I. Joe has a special Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181417 +0000" stop="20260509182525 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papercut to Aorta - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Spoofed: Rocky and Bullwinkle; Badtz-Maru; "The Hunger Games".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182525 +0000" stop="20260509183630 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The truth behind "Airwolf"; the final episode of "iCarly"; a "Star Trek" song.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183630 +0000" stop="20260509184743 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eaten by Cats - S06E16</title>
    <desc>The Teletubbies new roles as Power Rangers; Doc Brown's struggle with his time machine; 50 Cent's latest collaborator; a Lego person's birth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184743 +0000" stop="20260509185848 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Botched Jewel Heist - S06E17</title>
    <desc>A meeting between Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers; a rap for pescatarians; the future of holidays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185848 +0000" stop="20260509191003 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Fight Accident - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Nerd becomes Little Red Riding Hood; the Avengers take Broadway; Archie stands up for himself; Harry Potter applies for college; and the next "Aliens" film is imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191003 +0000" stop="20260509192107 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choked on a Bottle Cap - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Humping Robot attacks the U.S. Navy; an intervention for M.A.D. Cat; The Thundercats learn about estrus; Barbie's Ken creates Fight Club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192107 +0000" stop="20260509193207 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immortal - S06E20</title>
    <desc>In this season finale, Joss Whedon is back from the dead, unlike his many short-lived sci-fi series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193207 +0000" stop="20260509194253 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I. Jogurt - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Seth and Matt get Robot Chicken uncancelled, Gargamel sells Smurf Burgers, Catdog visits the vet, a drunken minotaur terrorises the British kids who own the cupboard leading to Narnia and GI Joe fight COBRA for a "Best P.S.A Award".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194253 +0000" stop="20260509195354 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Link's Sausages - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A look at what drives Pinky Brewster's punky power. Clarice Starling comes across Multiple Muggs. Skeletor attempts to blow up snake mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181340 +0000" stop="20260509183722 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Bait - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ocean Shores is overrun with Shoobies at the beginning of the summer season, so Otto plans to create a shark hoax to scare them off. Will this clear the waters for the Rocket kids?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183722 +0000" stop="20260509190104 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Longest Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Rocket kids run into some handicap snow boarders, Reggie gets intrigued by one of the girls who has a metal leg but can still shred at the sport. Will Reggie put her foot in her mouth trying to treat her new pal differently, or will she learn she just wants to be treated the same as anyone else?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190104 +0000" stop="20260509192446 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radical New Equipment - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Otto, Reggie, Twister and Sam vs. Lars and his gang in an endurance test over sea (surfing), air (skateboarding), and land (bike riding and hockey) to see who can win a coveted space on The Shore Shack's ""Wall of Fame"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192446 +0000" stop="20260509194827 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. B Is in the House - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Conroy Blanc becomes Otto and Twister's new teacher, the kids think they have it made and begin taking advantage of their friendship with ""Mr. B"". Can Conroy get the boys back on track and teach them something?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180540 +0000" stop="20260509181804 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowballs - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Rocko has to deliver comic books over the snowy mountain. Heffer and Rocko decide to spend the extra time (and money) doing a little skiing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181804 +0000" stop="20260509183018 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog's Best Friend - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Bev adopts Earl as her pet. Earl acts viciously to Ed but like a pussycat to Bev.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183018 +0000" stop="20260509184226 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Story - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Rocko feels very short until he does something very big.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184226 +0000" stop="20260509185422 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes Capades - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Rocko is competing in the Jack Hammer finals, but has a problem with his eyesight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185422 +0000" stop="20260509190647 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye, Bye Birdie - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Filburt is sick, Heffer and Rocko ""bird"" sit Filburt's problem bird, Turdy. When Heffer birdsits in a literal sense, they panic about Filburt finding out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190647 +0000" stop="20260509191914 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belch of Destiny - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Heffer discover his talent of burping, he goes to the talent show. He wins, with the prize being a trip to Astro-Camp in outer space, but Heffer's dad won't let him go, since he thinks that burping his way to Astro-Camp is ridiculous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191914 +0000" stop="20260509193149 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Emperor's New Joe - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Rocko becomes the next ""victim"" for the Chameleon Bros. newest ""scam.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193149 +0000" stop="20260509194440 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schnit-Heads - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Heffer becomes the latest ""sausage club"" member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194440 +0000" stop="20260509195717 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sugar-Frosted Frights - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Filburt fights his fear of Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181404 +0000" stop="20260509191154 +0000" channel="C1547.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passover - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Things pick up shortly after Caesar's murder. Octavian wants to keep his family from fleeing the city so he devises a plan. News of this makes Antony happy so he tells Brutus. Vorenus mourns Niobe's death but casts aspersions upon his children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182043 +0000" stop="20260509190231 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Officer Nolan and Officer Bishop respond to a silent alarm call at a local convenience store where two men are attempting to rob the place. Officer Nolan pursues one of the suspects on foot and is forced to make a split-second decision that will affect both of their lives. Meanwhile, Officer Bishop helps coordinate a drug bust that hits a little too close to home for Officer Bradford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190231 +0000" stop="20260509194519 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standoff - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Officer Bradford’s wife is found shot but alive, and he vows to track down the man responsible. Officer Nolan must protect his home and the truth after a home invasion attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183411 +0000" stop="20260509191528 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Moon Rising - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Strange happenings and a full moon rattle the rookies.
Andy and Sam investigate the theft of some severed heads from a medical lab. A particular man catches their attention as a suspect with his obsessive behavior. While trying to protect a young woman who could be the next target, Andy puts her life and Luke's in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191528 +0000" stop="20260509195451 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart &amp; Sparks - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The torching of a Laundromat is the latest in a series of arsons which the 15th Division must work. The list of suspects is long so Chris and Gail take to the streets while Traci interrogates a person found at the scene. Andy is left to deal with the widow who insists on entering the burnt-out building which ends with the two of them trapped inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180231 +0000" stop="20260509182432 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182432 +0000" stop="20260509184630 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body by Jake - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184630 +0000" stop="20260509190828 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190828 +0000" stop="20260509193026 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Altar Egos - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls"the moment of clarity" – a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always "asking to come over and fix stuff" – none other than Dan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193026 +0000" stop="20260509195226 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine is Enough - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing.  Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182352 +0000" stop="20260509185223 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Ends Meat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is getting more and more worried about finding the money to pay for his daughter's wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185223 +0000" stop="20260509192040 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday Afternoon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's Sunday afternoon and Nana is visiting. Everyone is more interested in the television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192040 +0000" stop="20260509194909 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is trying to ignore the fact that it's his birthday. His family refuse to let him go on ignoring it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182116 +0000" stop="20260509184513 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Santa Experience - S02E27</title>
    <desc>After Angelica finds out that Santa Claus is a fake she decides to take away Phil and Lil's presents. Meanwhile Tommy tries to convince Chuckie that Santa Claus isn't a scary man. The adults take them all for a trip in the mountains for Christmas and there is where the Christmas spirit strikes Angelica and she decides to give Phil and Lil back their presents so she won't get coal for Christmas. Chaz decides to dresss up as Santa and when Chuckie sees him he loses his fear of Santa Claus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184513 +0000" stop="20260509190910 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visitors From Outer Space - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Angelica and the babies were kidnapped by an alien ship and found out about their Parents. They were aliens, including Grandpa! Tommy and The babies search a way to get out and meet a dude that knows the ways out. He takes Angelica and puts her in the middle of a deserted place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190910 +0000" stop="20260509193302 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie Loses His Glasses - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Angelica plays a hide and seek game with the babies, but its all a plan to steal Chuckie's glasses. Chuckie tries to look for them but he can't see so he tries to find his "eyes", but breaks Grandpa Lou's instead. In the end Angelica literally gets sick of them and Tommy gives them to Chuckie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193302 +0000" stop="20260509195700 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebel Without A Teddy Bear - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Tommy loses his stuffed lion, but when it gets dirty Didi decides to clean it. Then Tommy gets mad and decides to act mean just like Angelica, but Chuckie eventually saves him by turning Tommy good. After that Didi gave Tommy back his lion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181745 +0000" stop="20260509183919 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Day's Night - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him after he helped her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183919 +0000" stop="20260509190053 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff's Wooby - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190053 +0000" stop="20260509192209 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flirting with Disaster - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192209 +0000" stop="20260509194359 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Audrey's Sister - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182132 +0000" stop="20260509190331 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Main Event Clip Show - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A look back on the highlights, low-lights, and previously unseen footage from the first nine episodes as we race toward the climactic grand finale!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190331 +0000" stop="20260509194531 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Finale - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The last three queens face their final challenge - shooting the music video for RuPaul's next single "Jealous of My Boogie." Guests include reality star Robert Verdi, make-up artist Mathu Anderson and choreographer Ryan Heffington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183454 +0000" stop="20260509191607 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incoming - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When a plane carrying Street and the dangerous prisoner he’s transporting is hijacked, the SWAT team races to save the innocent passengers onboard – and one of their own. Also, Hondo take a big step in his relationship with Nichelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191607 +0000" stop="20260509195619 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quandary - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When SWAT discovers an illegal weapons dealer has sold stock to someone targeting a high-level politician, the team rushes to stop a deadly ambush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180949 +0000" stop="20260509183151 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of Gab - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's a case of the cat's got Sabrina's tongue when she and Roxie land a radio show at the campus station. Roxie racks her brains trying to come up with ways to fill the airwaves for two hours, three nights a week, but Sabrina thinks the gig is going to be a piece of cake until the on-air switch goes on. While Roxie seems to have the gift of gab on the airwaves, Sabrina just clams up. Meanwhile, back at the apartment, Miles is bidding online and wins a cardboard cutout of Swamp Thing star Adrienne Barbeau, who has a cameo and a stray pooch from the Other Realm tries to take over the Spellman women and drive Salem out of the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183151 +0000" stop="20260509185354 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thin Ice - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sabrina faces the wrath of Zeus when she uses her magical powers to help her ex-boyfriend Harvey afterhe gets a hockey injury and needs help, so Sabrina goes to Mercury to get the god's special ice skates. But Sabrina has to pay the deity back when Harvey's coach has the skates bronzed to celebrate the team's victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185354 +0000" stop="20260509191554 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hex, Lies &amp; No Videotape - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Josh convinces Mike at the newspaper to give Sabrina a writing internship but she doesn't want to just be known as the photojournalist's girlfriend, so she decides to keep their relationship a secret. But matters are worse when Sabrina's boss falls for Josh but Sabrina's new scheme gets her tangled into a sticky situation when she gets trapped in the web of lies. Meanwhile, Hilda takes Morgan with her to the Other Realm to shop for jewelry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191554 +0000" stop="20260509193748 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humble Pie - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Morgan spends all her cash when she goes on a shopping spree and has to borrow money from Sabrina, Roxie &amp; Miles leading them to band together to help Morgan financially by lending her money to pay her share of the rent. But Sabrina is left to help Morgan after her family cuts her off, but then Morgan refuses to get a job to pay her friends back where Sabrina offers a big helping of "Humble Pie". Meanwhile, Zelda and Salem join the Other Realm book club, and Hilda goes to a dinner party at Banning's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193748 +0000" stop="20260509195950 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Birthday Witch - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sabrina wants to spend her birthday with her boyfriend, Josh, but her Aunt Irma comes to visit from the Other Realm and puts Harvey on trial because he knows Sabrina is a witch  and is determined to test him to see where his loyalties lie. Meanwhile, Roxie's ex-boyfriend Isaac Hanson, playing himself, surprises her by performing with his brothers Taylor and Zac, at the soup kitchen where she volunteers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180701 +0000" stop="20260509182956 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchy Grrrls - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Greendale throws a talent show and everyone enters it. Sabrina, Aunt Zelda, Aunt Hilda, and Chloe decide to form a rock group called the Flavor Babes, but they are bad and they lose the competition to Gem. After failure they all decide to use a spell to make them better and famous like pop stars. It works but they end up being snobs and seperating the group!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182956 +0000" stop="20260509185252 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranormal Pi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pi wanted a machine that is attracted to magical forces. He couldn't buy one since it was too expensive, so he made a replicant instead and gets a reading from the Spellman house, and also from Sabrina.  Meanwhile, Uncle Zamboni comes to visit and they must wait on him hand and foot.  Also, Salem tries to convince Uncle Zamboni to change him back into a person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185252 +0000" stop="20260509191548 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anywhere But Here - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sabrina wants to be an adult and she gets her wish! Then things start getting stressful....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191548 +0000" stop="20260509193845 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' From a Coven - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Sabrina hears Gem bragging about a Halloween party that she invited everyone in school, except Sabrina, to, Chloe talks Sabrina into hosting a party of her own, providing she can trick Uncle Quigley into leaving the house for the evening. When conventional plans tax her budget, Sabrina turns to magic to liven up the event, and everything goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180859 +0000" stop="20260509183214 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Handsome Boy? Haruka Tenoh's Secret - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Usagi and Minako meet a young boy and a young lady, and fall for the boy...deciding to follow him around. They are caught by surprise when a daimon appears, and they must fight it...when the help of the mysterious warriors Neptune and Uranus. Later, Usagi and Minako meet the boy finally, and learn that it is a masculine woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183214 +0000" stop="20260509185529 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usagi's Idol: The Graceful Genius Michiru - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Usagi feels lousy and wants to be a better person, like Michiru. Michiru invites her, the girls and Mamoru to a violin concert, and they agree. At the concert, the violinists violin is changed to a daimon named Octave, so the warriors and the mysterious warriors work together to stop Octave, and save the heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185529 +0000" stop="20260509191844 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protect the Pure Heart: The Three-Way Battle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Usagi's friend (Motoki's sister) Unazuki is the target for this week! When Unazaki's heart is snatched, Sailor Moon goes after the daimon, and so do Uranus and Neptune. Moon, Tuxedo Mask and the mysterious warriors meet up, and faceoff for the heart. They defeat the daimon, but fight each other for that heart.   Neptune and Uranus determine not to be a pure heart, and give it to Moon, who returns it to a dying Unazuki just in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191844 +0000" stop="20260509194159 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Moon Help with Your Love Problems - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Naru and Umino decide to go for the love contest; along with Haruka and Michiru and other couples. Umino messes up terribly, and is the target. When his pure heart is taken, Moon helps restore it...so Naru and Umino walk off, happier as ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181018 +0000" stop="20260509183428 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sponge's Night Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Sponge Goes to the Movies") After sleeping through the camp's Club Choice Day, Pinsky ends up in Sponge's computer club. He then decides to use the camp's outside modem line to make long distance phone calls. Sponge gets blamed for all the calls. To try to make it up to him, Pinskey invites Sponge on a date with him and two girls from another camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183428 +0000" stop="20260509185838 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Pinsky - S02E09</title>
    <desc>(AKA "The Pinsky-Sponge Gazette") Pinsky and Sponge start a camp newspaper. While Sponge is writing actual news stories, Pinskey starts a gossip column, which soon becomes very popular. When he writes that Telly may have cheated at a recent sports event, it starts to get everyone into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185838 +0000" stop="20260509192247 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture the Flag - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Donkeylips wants to play on the offensive side of the camp's Capture the Flag team, but even though he knows the strategy, he is put on defense because he is so slow. But when the offensive crew is captured by the enemy, it is up to Donkeylips to lead the defense team to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192247 +0000" stop="20260509194658 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Mrs. Tibbs - S02E11</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Park Ranger Mona") Mona Tibbs, the mail lady, has joined the park service to be closer to Ug. He thinks this is good because she will go easy on the camp when she comes to inspect it. Instead, she nitpicks every little thing and reports the camp for several infractions. The campers decide to make it worse by pointing out more flaws, hoping to be put in a hotel while the camp is fixed if it is shut down. They find out, however, that they would be transferred to other camps. They quickly set out to clean up camp and help Mona and Ug patch things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183514 +0000" stop="20260509191712 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seeing Red - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Grace and Darius slip off to Russia behind Harris’ back in an attempt to stop a potential nuclear conflict. Also, Liam seeks solace with Amanda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180559 +0000" stop="20260509182841 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#PeezyB - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sam gets a job as the assistant to rapper, Peezy B; Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182841 +0000" stop="20260509185124 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#SalmonCat - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat are ordered to rename their babysitting business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185124 +0000" stop="20260509191406 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#Twinfection - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Cat plays a trick on Sam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191406 +0000" stop="20260509193648 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#MyPoober - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat are tasked with getting a child to give up her ratty, old stuffed animal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193648 +0000" stop="20260509195931 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#MadAboutShoe - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sam eats all of the meatballs that Cat has prepared for a special Moon Dinner; Cat becomes obsessed with finding the match to a shoe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181355 +0000" stop="20260509183716 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redeye Reprisal - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mugen's armless rival retuns with some new hired help: Oniwakamaru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183716 +0000" stop="20260509190038 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellhounds for Hire (Part 1) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mugen and Jin decide to ditch Fuu, but they end up joining opposite sides in a basica gang warfare with Fuu in the middle reminding them of their promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190038 +0000" stop="20260509192400 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellhounds for Hire (Part 2) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A dice rolling contest will decide the fate of the gang warfare. Who will end up dying as a result?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192400 +0000" stop="20260509194723 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artistic Anarchy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuu is targeted as a kidnapper groups next victum. Will the others be able to save her in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181926 +0000" stop="20260509184326 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>III: The First Fight - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Aku learns of Jack's arrival in the future, and of the help he is giving the dogs. He sends a huge army of insect drones to destroy Jack and the dogs alike. Jack has been busy preparing many traps for them however, and when they arrive the battle begins in earnest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184326 +0000" stop="20260509190630 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IV: Jack, the Woolies, and the Chritchellites - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jack comes into contact with a tribe of creatures who utilize their technology to subdue a group of supposedly savage beasts called "Woolies."  Little does Jack know, there is more to the situation than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190630 +0000" stop="20260509193026 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>VII: Jack and the Three Blind Archers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Samurai Jack hears of a mysterious island which possesses a well that can grant any wish. He arrives at the island and discovers the well is not alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193026 +0000" stop="20260509195324 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>V: Jack in Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Samurai Jack befriends a future community building a spaceship to escape Aku's tyrannic rule.  Jack agrees to assist in their escape by fighting off the blockade orbiting the planet in return for a trip through time back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182100 +0000" stop="20260509184557 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Out of Business - S04E06</title>
    <desc>With business bad and the tax bill due, Lamont takes a job at a local haberdashery.</desc>
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    <title>Home Sweet Home - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a Japanese company tries to buy out the neighborhood to build a brewery, Fred holds out for as much as he can get.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191118 +0000" stop="20260509193643 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Horse (a.k.a. First Night Out) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Fred buys a racehorse for breeding purposes but soon finds the animal isn't fit for the task.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184157 +0000" stop="20260509195055 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liev Schreiber / Lil Wayne - S44E05</title>
    <desc>Sketches include: House Hunters, Dave’s Outside the Bathroom, Unity Song, The Poddys, Weekend Update, Booty Consent, Another Close Encounter, Good Day Denver, Jeff Sessions Farewell, Brothers</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181017 +0000" stop="20260509183607 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent-A-Pop - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The gang decides to hold a carnival to raise money for a ski trip. Zack has been failing so Belding calls a meeting for Zack and his dad. Zack hires an actor so that Belding won't be able to call on his dad again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183607 +0000" stop="20260509190429 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Bayside - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bayside holds it's annual beauty contest. Jessie thinks it's sexist, even when Screech enters, but Belding says that it's only for girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190429 +0000" stop="20260509192648 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessie's Song - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jessie is under pressure with midterms and her own singing group so she turns to caffeine pills, ignoring Slater's warning that the pills are hazardous to her health.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192648 +0000" stop="20260509200009 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Students - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Zack convinces Belding to fire the nerds who own the student store. The gang reopens to store. Unfortunately no one wants to come in, so Zack and Screech secretly take pictures of the girl's swim team and a Kelly is invited to a model shoot out which leaves Zach out in the cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180823 +0000" stop="20260509185452 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumbai - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In Mumbai Conor Woodman experiences the mother of all taxi scams minutes after his arrival from the airport. After a gruelling experience at the hands of a relentless scamster claiming to be a travel agent, Conor is then approached by a woman who says she can make him a Bollywood star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185452 +0000" stop="20260509194120 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amsterdam - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As daylight fades, the scammers emerge from the shadows readying themselves for a nights work in one of Europe's most popular tourist destinations, Amsterdam. Conor meets the city's hustlers, pickpockets, fake police and ATM skimming gangs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181739 +0000" stop="20260509183936 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dress - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira’s high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere. David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183936 +0000" stop="20260509190134 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housewarming - S05E05</title>
    <desc>David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190134 +0000" stop="20260509192331 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock On! - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn out for a night at the casino, while Johnny tries to navigate an awkward conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192331 +0000" stop="20260509194528 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whisper of Desire - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Johnny suspects that Ted’s mom is attracted to him, while Moira can’t resist getting involved in a local musical production.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180306 +0000" stop="20260509181508 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Code in the Nose - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a supervillain named Codefinger steals a top-secret decoding device and hides it in Pingley's Dept. store, the military recruits the gang to help them find it. They end up in a crazy situation when they talk secret code to the household appliances in the store.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181508 +0000" stop="20260509182709 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of the Ancient Astronauts (1) - S06E11</title>
    <desc>In South America, the gang joins Fred, Velma, and Velma's uncle Cosmo on an expedition in the Amazon rainforest while investigating a mystery involving ancient aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182709 +0000" stop="20260509183843 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of the Ancient Astronauts (2) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>In South America, the gang joins Fred, Velma, and Velma's uncle Cosmo on an expedition in the Amazon rainforest while investigating a mystery involving ancient aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183843 +0000" stop="20260509185116 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Living Toys - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The gang visits a toy store where toys are coming alive everywhere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185116 +0000" stop="20260509190347 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South Pole Vault - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The gang visits a research center in the South Pole where a mad sea lion is terrorizing everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190347 +0000" stop="20260509191619 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Halloween Hassle at Dracula's Castle (1) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night after being lured to a party at a castle, the gang who are accompanied by Fred and Velma discover that the party is held by the actually Count Dracula, his wife, and their assistant Igor with guests like Frankenstein's monster, the Wolfman, the Mummy, the Gill-man, and the Invisible Man. The gang must help the monsters take on the evil magician Chandra and a ghost of known monster hunter Dr. Van Helsing before it’s too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191619 +0000" stop="20260509192854 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Halloween Hassle at Dracula's Castle (2) - S06E16</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night, after being lured to the castle of Count Dracula, the gang must help a gaggle of real monsters take on an evil magician and a ghost before it’s too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192854 +0000" stop="20260509194117 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Louse at the White House (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Velma invites the gang to a NASA banquet at the White House, but the ghosts of Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses S. Grant and George Washington show up during the event and cause chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194117 +0000" stop="20260509195258 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Louse at the White House (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Velma invites the gang to a NASA banquet at the White House, but the ghosts of Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses S. Grant and George Washington show up during the event and cause chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180321 +0000" stop="20260509182733 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Demon Shark in the Foggy Dark - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The gang's day of water-skiing comes to a halt when they get tangled up in a mystery involving missing pearls and a million year old shark monster!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182733 +0000" stop="20260509185141 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby-Doo, Where's the Crew? - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a cruise abord the 'Sea Prowler' and come into contact with the Ghost of Captain Pescado. Turns out the ghost is pretty ok for a ghost, just as long as you don't go near his undersea treasure trove like the gang decided to. Then, Captain Pescado can turn into a pretty mean ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185141 +0000" stop="20260509191540 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost That Sacked the Quarterback - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The gang is attending a Hawk's football game when the star player vanishes--and the ghost of a long dead 1930s football player shows up, propelling them into yet another mystery!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191540 +0000" stop="20260509193948 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of the Bad Humor Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>One rainy night Freddy lets Shaggy drive his precious Mystery Machine--and Shaggy wrecks it! Luckly for Shag, it wasn't his fault; he slid on a ton of popsicles laying in the street, right outside the Happy Humor Ice Cream factory. A trip inside to use the phone to get a tow truck turns into a mystery, complete with three Technicolor Phantoms--Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla! Scooby might love food, but these guys could ruin even his appetite!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180924 +0000" stop="20260509183206 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diabolical Disc Demon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The kids discover the Diabolical Disc Demon or the Phantom. He wants the half-finished song of a missing songwriter and will stop at nothing to get it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183206 +0000" stop="20260509185446 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby's Chinese Fortune Kooky Caper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The gang runs into the Moon Monster. There are rumors that if you run into his shadow, you will be turned into stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185446 +0000" stop="20260509191732 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Menace in Venice - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to visit their friend Antonio in Venice. They soon find out that a ghost is haunting him and the ghost plans to steal the ancient necklace Antonio is wearing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191732 +0000" stop="20260509194017 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Go Near the Fortress of Fear - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The gang arrives at Puerto Rico to visit the ancient fortress El Morro. While there, the kids run into a ghostly general who warns them to stay away from his creepy fortress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180130 +0000" stop="20260509182137 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Walks Aphrodite - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the entire town of Crystal Cove is taken over by Aphrodite's love spell, only Scooby-Doo and the recently-escaped Professor Pericles can save the gang from the spell and solve the mystery. But does Professor Pericles have ulterior motives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182137 +0000" stop="20260509184330 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Mystery Manor - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When the gang goes on a quest to find out what happened to the original Mystery Incorporated group on their last case of the 75 year old disappearance of the Darrow Family and their mansion, they find themselves trapped in the underground Darrow Mansion, which has been booby trapped. Will the gang solve the mystery and escape with their lives?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184330 +0000" stop="20260509190455 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon's Secret - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When an exchange student named Mai Le comes to Crystal Cove, she draws the affection of Shaggy. A dinner party hosted by the Blake Family is interrupted by the Red Wizard warning to stay away from the Dragon's Heart which he has sworn to protect at all cost. Later, Mai Le and the gang to come under attack by a White Wizard who is after Mai Le's ring, and the Red Wizard comes to the gang's rescue, but he is too late to save the ring. The Red Wizard turns out to be Mr. Chen, the owner of Chen's Internet Cafe and Tea House. He reveals that with the White Wizard, now in possession of all four rings, is able to open the Jade Dragon's Heart, which is a priceless ruby. Will the gang solve the mystery or is everything not as it seems?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190455 +0000" stop="20260509192652 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightfright - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Scooby and Shaggy win an essay contest to have dinner with Vincent Van Ghoul. They go to his mansion and are attacked by a monster who calls himself Nightfright. Shaggy calls the gang and the gang rushes over. The are chased by Nightfright and go into a room and lock the door. Fred makes a trap and asks Vincent to lure the monster into it. Finally, they catch Nightfright in Fred's trap. The end of the episode shows them eating dinner, Daphne devouring everything in sight because she has not eaten for hours.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192652 +0000" stop="20260509194925 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Siren's Song - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Feeling left out of the group, Velma goes solo to investigate attacks by amphibious "Fish Freaks" in the area around an abandoned oil rig, only to find a friend of her own... in the form of a mermaid!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181234 +0000" stop="20260509185543 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovin the D - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Chanels are overwhelmed when their TV idol, Dr. Scarlett Lovin, visits the C.U.R.E. Institute. Meanwhile, Hester calls a Green Meanie summit as the killer(s) put their final kill plan into effect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185543 +0000" stop="20260509193825 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drain the Swamp - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Season Finale. The Green Meanie sets its final plan for revenge in motion as Hester makes a bold move to secure her future, and Brock performs a dangerous surgery to save Dean Munsch's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180043 +0000" stop="20260509182047 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fault - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Elliot asks Sean to move in with her, which only adds to J.D.'s problems.
Turk is unsure why Dr. Miller's attitude towards him has changed, until he finds out that Carla un-invited her from their wedding.
Dr. Kelso outrages Dr. Cox when he announces that Sacred Heart will begin doing full body scans, starting with an ever present hypochondriac patient, who wants any freebies he can get.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182047 +0000" stop="20260509184047 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Self-Examination - S03E21</title>
    <desc>J.D. is unsure what to do, when he realizes he made a mistake telling Elliot he loved her.
The Janitor squares off against Dr. Cox after he loses the election of the janitors to Randall.
Carla's brother Marc constantly puts Turk in a tough situation, when Turk forgets to write his wedding vows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184047 +0000" stop="20260509190119 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Best Friend's Wedding - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk.
With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190119 +0000" stop="20260509192459 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Old Friend's New Friend - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The new Dr. Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny." But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192459 +0000" stop="20260509194535 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Office - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Clock tries to reconcile J.D. and Eliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long bouts of conflict of their own.
Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184240 +0000" stop="20260509192529 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollow at the Core - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Bravo is tasked with a covert mission to infiltrate a Boko Haram camp, hack its data network and rescue an American hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181007 +0000" stop="20260509182108 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chickmate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182108 +0000" stop="20260509183239 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Predator - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A flesh-eating invisible monster has invaded the Sealab and is killing everyone. The crew tries to lure it into a trap by having Dolphin Boy wear a life-jacket made of meat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183239 +0000" stop="20260509184344 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy &amp; Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV. After getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy &amp; Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then, after getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy &amp; Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184344 +0000" stop="20260509185446 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Orphan Angry - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185446 +0000" stop="20260509190547 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waking Quinn - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water.  Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190547 +0000" stop="20260509191648 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Jazz - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191648 +0000" stop="20260509192749 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192749 +0000" stop="20260509193850 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Closet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193850 +0000" stop="20260509194952 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stimutacs - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In his quest to build the evilest of all empires, Sparks invents a miraculous new drug. Stimutacs are billed as an "herbal dietary supplement", but their side effects are truly amazing... and highly addictive! Can Dr. Quinn foil this nefarious plot?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180528 +0000" stop="20260509190701 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polynesiantown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guest starring Dr. John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180402 +0000" stop="20260509190403 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An old enemy comes face-to-face with Baba. Jerlamarel struggles to accept a life without sight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190403 +0000" stop="20260509195855 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compass - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Edo’s leadership is called into question. Baba and Haniwa meet a secret tribe of warriors known as The Compass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184134 +0000" stop="20260509192413 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Looks Like You - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A quiet town is shaken to its' core when an innocent woman is gunned down in broad daylight. Detectives desperately act to find her killer and restore the peace. With a murderer on the loose, can video surveillance uncover what lies beneath?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181107 +0000" stop="20260509183437 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beard - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183437 +0000" stop="20260509185733 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kiss Hello - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185733 +0000" stop="20260509192025 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doorman - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192025 +0000" stop="20260509194416 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jimmy - S06E19</title>
    <desc>George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183318 +0000" stop="20260509193440 +0000" channel="C1607.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isolated Above, Connected Below - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While Capheus enjoys a welcome surprise, Lito makes a splash at a high-profile event. Riley works to gain the trust of a Sensate she saw at the rave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181057 +0000" stop="20260509183507 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183507 +0000" stop="20260509185917 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185917 +0000" stop="20260509192328 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192328 +0000" stop="20260509194738 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Slippery Slope: Part One - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While Count Olaf makes his way to V.F.D. headquarters with Sunny, Klaus and Violet are exactly where we left them: careening toward the edge of a cliff.</desc>
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    <title>Slippery Slope: Part Two - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sunny sends a signal from Count Olaf's camp, where a sinister duo is awakening old insecurities. A clue at V.F.D. HQ points the way to a fateful meeting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183331 +0000" stop="20260509193312 +0000" channel="C1610.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grover is afraid of Sam the Robot - S04E110</title>
    <desc>Episode 515</desc>
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    <title>Games People Play - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Carrie meets a new man, Seth Robinson, in her analyst's waiting room. Samantha dates a sports fan whose sex life is in sync with his teams' successes. Charlotte joins a bridge club to try to meet someone. Miranda flirts with a Peeping Tom in the apartment opposite.</desc>
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    <title>The F**k Buddy - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Getting over Mr. Big, Carrie makes a date with a special friend, and tries to make it a fuller relationship. Samantha has an interesting time with the couple next door until reality strikes. After Charlotte summons the courage to ask men for dates, she gets carried away and starts to double book. Miranda dates a man who she thinks is highly-strung, but is really just unpleasant.</desc>
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    <title>Shortcomings - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Carrie dates a writer, Vaughn, and meets his very open family, but finds them all too much. Samantha dates Charlotte's brother, Wesley, who is in town following his separation. Miranda dates a divorced father, and finds that his family ties are stronger than his feelings for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181947 +0000" stop="20260509191117 +0000" channel="C1612.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The big dance brings out the best, and the drama, in Moordale's student body. Otis finds a date, Maeve gets her dress, and Eric returns with style.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180026 +0000" stop="20260509184740 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep It in the Family - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Kelly's half-sister Tonya is left homeless and needs help to get her baby out of care. Meanwhile, Libby has organised a pilgrimage to France for her mother, and Frank is her unlikely escort.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184740 +0000" stop="20260509193401 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Relations - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Patrick and Mimi agree to a quickie divorce but get a nasty shock when they discover that their marriage was never legal, and Mimi desperately tries to work out how to save the souls of their children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182607 +0000" stop="20260509190822 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paparazzi Proposals, Bellybuds, Schulzies Bread Pudding, PetPaint - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A paparazzo offers his unique skill to help guys with their marriage proposals, and an animal lover pitches a pet-safe color furspray for dogs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190822 +0000" stop="20260509195049 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DoorBot, Magic Moments, SLAWSA, Surprise Ride - S05E09</title>
    <desc>An entrepreneur is brought to tears in recounting how she got to the tank debt-free, and during another pitch, Shark Robert Herjavec loses his cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183827 +0000" stop="20260509191957 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spawn of El Diablo - S2021E09</title>
    <desc>In 2012, Michelle Jewell documented one of the largest great white mating scars ever recorded. Recently similar marks have appeared, leading her to believe this is a possible mating ground and that mega-shark El Diablo has returned to South Africa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180500 +0000" stop="20260509181102 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snapshot - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Shaun is accidentally cut out of the Farmer's family photo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181102 +0000" stop="20260509181713 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prickly Heat - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's a scorching hot day on the farm and the Flock need to cool off. When Bitzer discovers the Sheep Dip is out of action the Flock have to come up with another plan. Meanwhile, the Farmer has his own ideas for cooling off, which don't impress Bitzer at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181713 +0000" stop="20260509182346 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hang Glider - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Farmer has a thrilling new hobby - however it's not as easy as it looks! When the Farmer gets stuck in a tree Bitzer comes to his rescue, leaving Shaun and the Flock to get to grips with the airborne contraption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182346 +0000" stop="20260509182958 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Play - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. Eureka! They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182958 +0000" stop="20260509183558 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull v Wool - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's a beautiful day and Shaun, Bitzer and Timmy are enjoying a picnic, when an unexpected guest arrives and spoils the peace. Forced into hiding the trio find ways to entertain themselves, until they have to brave up and face their fear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183558 +0000" stop="20260509184257 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cones - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184257 +0000" stop="20260509184956 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught Short Alien - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Shaun's old friend the Alien drops by for a much-needed loo break, Shaun is only too happy to let him use the facilities in the Farmhouse. While he's going about his business he leaves Shaun in charge of his intriguing new gadget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184956 +0000" stop="20260509185655 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Timmy! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's Timmy's birthday and the flock have thrown a party for him. At first he's delighted by all the attention. But when the flock become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with, he decides to entertain himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185655 +0000" stop="20260509190354 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Genie - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Shaun dreams of a life in the fast-lane. When Shirley lands upon something that could make his wish come true he can't believe his luck. The only obstacle that stands in his way is the rest of the flock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190354 +0000" stop="20260509191053 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3DTV - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191053 +0000" stop="20260509191752 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smelly Farmer - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191752 +0000" stop="20260509192452 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DIY - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer pops out for more supplies, Bitzer is left in charge of decorating and calls on the flock for help. He soon realises this may be a terrible mistake as they have their own way of doing things - painting and decorating isn't their strong point!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192452 +0000" stop="20260509193152 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rabbit - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Farmer's niece has come to visit, bringing her precious pet rabbit. The Farmer entrusts Bitzer to look after it while they go inside for lunch. All in a day's work - until the rabbit disappears! Shaun and the flock are called to action to help track down the illusive pet before the niece discovers it's missing. But do they understand what they're looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193152 +0000" stop="20260509193851 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prize Possession - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job! Unfortunately Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193851 +0000" stop="20260509194551 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bitzer decides to pamper himself with a relaxing bath while the Farmer is away from the farm. However, his plans are rudely disturbed by a persistent intruder. Will Shaun be able to out-smart the tenacious bug?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194551 +0000" stop="20260509195250 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Looney Tic - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195250 +0000" stop="20260509195950 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer discovers he's sprung a leak, he calls the water board to come and fix the problem. The bored flock are thrilled by the opportunity to have some watery fun. When the workmen clock off, the party begins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181133 +0000" stop="20260509183324 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doom Buggy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Don has dropped out of school to be a mechanic. But when he and Billy get lost in the desert, he sees that he doesn't know as much as he thought he did. Moral: If you close your mind to learning, sooner or later you're going to have it opened and be surprised at just how much you've shortchanged yourself. So if you ever think about dropping out of school, you're only hurting yourself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183324 +0000" stop="20260509185514 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim "The Brain" Carter is a new kid in town and is having a tough time finding friends. He's been playing tricks on them in order to get them to like him. They also are put off by his incessant book-reading. Billy and Mentor suggest that Jim try to do things that the rest of the guys are interested in. Tough guy Greg decides to make Jimmy try something dangerous in order to prove that he's good enough to hang around them. When Greg is in danger, Jim uses Morse Code (learned from books!) to call for help. Moral: We all want to be liked, but scary, daredevil stunts aren't the way to go about it. If a person can't like you for who you are, then maybe they aren't worth having as friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185514 +0000" stop="20260509191702 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Boy Lost - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Howard is a boy who hasn't spoken since his friend was almost killed. His father won't let him have a puppy, so he runs away. Billy finds Howard stuck on some rocks in high tide, and is able to call his father using a note found in the boy's pocket. On their way home, Howard and his father stop at an old ghost town, where a puppy has fallen down into a mine shaft. His father is soon stuck too while trying to save the pup. Howard is able to go find Billy and Mentor, and when his dad is saved, Howard is suddenly able to speak. Moral: If you don't communicate, you'll never solve your problems, and the most important communication for all of us, is with the ones we love. Remember, there are times when everyone needs help, even you.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191702 +0000" stop="20260509193854 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Delinquent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Norm is a loner attending an outdoor summer camp. Although he can't swim, he decides to take a canoe ride. His canoe capsizes and begins to call for help. Billy and Mentor are camping nearby and hear the cries for help. Billy transforms into Captain Marvel and saves Norm. Billy then learns about Norm from the camp counselor and decides to help. Billy must teach him to believe in himself. Moral: Before we can like others, we must first like ourselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182127 +0000" stop="20260509184535 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Hope - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Swift Wind comes to Bright Moon, Entrapta decrypts the First Ones data crystal, and Light Hope tells Adora about the history of She-Ra and Etheria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184535 +0000" stop="20260509190944 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Bright Moon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Entrapta's plan to weaken the other runestones allows Catra and Scorpia to attack Bright Moon, but Adora and her friends are ready to fight back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190944 +0000" stop="20260509193353 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frozen Forest - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Horde's bots attack the Woods, but the princesses can't capture one intact. Though Glimmer struggles with leadership, Catra has no such problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193353 +0000" stop="20260509195802 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ties That Bind - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Once they realize Entrapta is alive, Bow and Glimmer head to Dryl to rescue her. Light Hope sends Adora and Swift Wind to fix a First Ones installation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181635 +0000" stop="20260509183904 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prisoners of Beast Island - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Horde is attacking castle Mysticor. Bow convinces Sorrowful the dragon to venture out of the castle to scare off the Horde attackers. When Catra realizes how cowardly Sorrowful really is, she captures him and brings him to Beast Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183904 +0000" stop="20260509190135 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Whispering Woods - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Shadow Weaver discovers an ancient potion that can kill the plants in Whispering Woods and countering the magic that keeps the Horde out. However, on one of the raids of the Rebels camp, Horde Prime's son, Prince Zed is taken hostage and realizes just how badly the Horde treat people. He forces Hordak to stop the destruction of the woods on a count of his father's wrath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190135 +0000" stop="20260509192406 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing Dragon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bow and Adora meet Sorrowful, the cowardly dragon (previously seen in ""The Prisoners Of Beast Island""). He journeys with them to Mysticor where Castaspella tries to use her magic to give him some courage, when the Horde begins to attack Mysticor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192406 +0000" stop="20260509194636 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Miro's Journey - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adora meets her long lost grandfather, King Miro in this episode when Adam brings him from Eternia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184349 +0000" stop="20260509192945 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Inside - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Claudette further aggravates her illness as she continues to aggressively interrogate Kleavon Gardner. The Strike Team works with the Chief of a citywide task force to investigate the murder of a drug dealer’s girlfriend and her daughter.  Meanwhile, Kavanaugh attempts to discover how Vic acquired the $65,000 that was given to Corrine, and Ronnie is up next for questioning in the IAD investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180546 +0000" stop="20260509182654 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Flying Artifacts - S09E04</title>
    <desc>There's turbulence in the air when Doug attempts to haul a retired airplane fuselage with his truck, as Dwight and Tyesha double book a load of ancient artifacts and a real embalming table in Austin, Texas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182654 +0000" stop="20260509184805 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T-Wrecks - S09E05</title>
    <desc>As Dwight and Tyesha tangle with an animatronic T-Rex and chop it down to size, Doug bites off more than he can chew when moving a massive backyard Pirate Ship playhouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184805 +0000" stop="20260509190902 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling for Candy - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Molly and Russel get boxed in by the seller of a rare arcade bowling game with his shipping demands, while Tamara's haul of movie statues to Minnesota's largest candy store heats up with a large, flame-throwing side load.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190902 +0000" stop="20260509192940 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golf Claps &amp; Bumper Car Scraps - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Natasha is amused by her classic bumper car haul but will the ride stay intact on her rig? Meanwhile, Tamara's mini-golf run turns south quickly when the 12 piece pick up turns into a 100 item load.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192940 +0000" stop="20260509195028 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts &amp; Floats - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Molly and Russell discover that the magic of movies is just an illusion when they attempt to haul an iconic picture car for a film premiere. Doug learns that a waterpark's lazy river is a bit of a misnomer especially when it comes to moving one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183036 +0000" stop="20260509190214 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximizing Alphaness - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Richard's authority is threatened by his former Hooli manager. Monica tries to prove her support of other women. Gavin sets his sights on the literary world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190214 +0000" stop="20260509193427 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tethics - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Richard fumes at Gavin's new ethical stance. Dinesh's trip turns into a nightmare. Gilfoyle and Monica work on their peer review scores.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180849 +0000" stop="20260509183318 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Rick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Rick takes part in a marriage with a student, but is shocked when his ""wife"" gets pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183318 +0000" stop="20260509185526 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Rick's new friend encourages him to try alcohol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185526 +0000" stop="20260509191954 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Rick gets grounded, which effectively ends his experience with alcohol, but he soon learns that Greg is still drinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191954 +0000" stop="20260509194202 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Madness - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Rick is bent on winning the annual student filmmaking contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182034 +0000" stop="20260509184248 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Shield - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Timestopper and Buzz-saw steal a disintegrator cannon from Bedlama, the SilverHawks sure have their work cut out for them. Matters only get worse when Mon-Star decides to use the cannon to rip apart Hawk Haven! The SilverHawks only hope is the build a Golden Shield (the only known substance the cannon doesn't work on) then take the fight back to Mon-Star and his mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184248 +0000" stop="20260509190458 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero the Memory Thief - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The mob plans to destroy the Earth with a mega missile, and with the SilverHawks all busy the only one who knows about the danger is Commander Stargazer. But Zero the Memory Thief has other plans for Stargazer. It`ll take the full might of the SilverHawks to stop this latest villainy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190458 +0000" stop="20260509192707 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Milk Run - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The SliverHawks arrest Melodia, but Hardware's pinball beam blasts her free and traps Commander Stargazer inside Hawk Haven. Can the SilverHawks save their home and recapture Melodia?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192707 +0000" stop="20260509194924 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hardware Trap (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Hardware is arrested and imprisoned by Quicksilver, Mon-Star blasts to the rescue.  Riding the powerful Sky-Runner, he goes head-to-head with Quicksilver. Can Quicksilver survive this fearsome attack or will he give way to Sky-Runner and Mon-Star?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181824 +0000" stop="20260509184022 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star Is Born-Again - S14E13</title>
    <desc>Ned Flanders starts dating a famous movie star, but has difficulties with the tabloids following them everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184022 +0000" stop="20260509190222 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington - S14E14</title>
    <desc>Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190222 +0000" stop="20260509192421 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C.E. D'oh! - S14E15</title>
    <desc>Homer takes over the power plant after tricking Mr. Burns into making him the official owner of the power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192421 +0000" stop="20260509194620 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky - S14E16</title>
    <desc>Lisa becomes interested in astronomy and starts fighting the light pollution which is preventing her from being able to enjoy her new hobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180559 +0000" stop="20260509182817 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whelan has to appear in court to testify against a woman who assaulted her but things don't go planned. Meanwhile the Berkezchuks argue over money issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182817 +0000" stop="20260509185011 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Deadlock - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Whelan has a date with a weatherman while Berkezchuk thinks there is something odd about her husband's attempts to reconcile.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>What We Talk About When We Talk About Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A battered wife hesitates to press charges, but her lawyer husband has no qualms doing so. Whelan doesn't want her new boyfriend to find out she is a cop. Later she finds out he has a secret of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Strike Two - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Berkezchuk moves in with Stanton who has been accused of using excessive force and faces a hearing.</desc>
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    <title>Guy Perfect - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Stanton starts to resent Whelan while Schiller gives Sarah some good advice on handling Kelly who has just gotten the results of his sergeant's examination.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Sorry, I'm Lost - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Anahid Hovanessian
1951-2003
Ruth and George announce their wedding plans. Nate takes to the booze. A frustrated Rico finds comfort outside the home. Nate, Sr. comes and takes Claire on a tour of the afterlife and also comes to David to encourage him to make amends with Keith. Nate receives devastating news...
Lisa Kimmel Fisher
1967-2003</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Pharaoh - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Steve enlists the aid of a larcenous beauty to help him retrieve a priceless statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183716 +0000" stop="20260509192035 +0000" channel="C1632.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer of Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Sliders are separated on a world where the Hippie movement of the sixties is still alive and the US is at war with Australia. Wade and Rembrandt are mistaken for extraterrestrial prophets at a commune, while Quinn and Arturo race to fix a broken timer and rejoin the others.</desc>
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    <title>Riches to Rags - S04E14</title>
    <desc>While playing with Jamie's chemistry set, Vicki creates a potent laundry detergent that Ted -- and Brandon -- leap to market themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183023 +0000" stop="20260509185207 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divided We Stand - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ted, Jamie and Reggie go macho on an all-male fishing trip-- tailed by a slighted and competitive bevy: Joan, Vicki and Harriet.</desc>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Fly-shy Brandon bribes the Lawsons' company to fly with him on a company job on a plane that is hijacked for Cuba.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Byte - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ted brings home a voice activated computer.  Vicki finds herself falling for the computer, but trouble begins when the computer becomes obsessed with Vicki.</desc>
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    <title>Ronald McDonald House - S03E17</title>
    <desc>To help a withdrawn and bitter classmate cope with leukemia, Jamie and Joan help set up a play on fighting disease.</desc>
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    <title>Subterranean - S06E09</title>
    <desc>An illegal immigrant comes to Clark for help, escaping from a nearby farm where he's working... a farm that houses a dark secret.</desc>
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    <title>From A to Double D - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A dejected Yvette decides she needs breast augmentation after another actress is picked for a plum stage role. Meanwhile, T.J. is harassed by bullies who make fun of his ears.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Buy Me, Love - S03E15</title>
    <desc>To enlighten Mo about feminism, Yvettle buys him at a school slave auction. Meanwhile, T.J. helps Coach Gerber do his taxes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>It Takes Two - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Marcus sees Mo's girlfriend with another guy, he can't decide how to tell Mo. Meanwhile, T.J. thinks he's on the bad side of the Secret Service after writing an angry letter to the White House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192749 +0000" stop="20260509195018 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was a Teenage Sports Wife - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Marcus scores a date with the girls' volleyball team champ, but plays second string socially. Meanwhile, T.J. tries to boost Mo's brainpower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180254 +0000" stop="20260509181643 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakfast at Greedy's - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Lighter-than-air pancakes causes the Smurfs to float uncontrollably.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181643 +0000" stop="20260509183028 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Shadow Swamp - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Grouchy tries to escape from his birthday with an adventurous troll.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183028 +0000" stop="20260509184414 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trojan Smurf - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gargamel hides inside a giant hollow statue of Papa Smurf to lure the Smurfs into taking him into the village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184414 +0000" stop="20260509185803 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurf the Other Cheek - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dot, dot, who's nose got the spot? An unfriendly game of kick-tag is afoot</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185803 +0000" stop="20260509191151 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Float Full of Smurfs - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Gargamel and Azrael disguise themselves as rabbits for the Smurfs' autumn festival parade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191151 +0000" stop="20260509192538 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurfette's Sweet Tooth - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Her insatiable appetite for sweets gets out of control when her very touch turns everything into candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192538 +0000" stop="20260509193924 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurf On Wood - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Take one toad, put Papa Smurf's cap on him, throw in a bunch of superstitious Smurfs who think it's a result of Papa Smurf making a wish at a magic tree, plus one wizard in search of that toad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193924 +0000" stop="20260509195309 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smurfomatic Smurfolator - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Handy builds his dream machine, which he uses against the tall weeds growing in the village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180412 +0000" stop="20260509181551 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Snork on the Wild Side - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A wild creature with two snorks named Jo-Jo meets the Snorks. The Snorks try to get him and his pet Fenji to see that Snorkland is a good place to live. They show him how to have fun and to be like all of the Snorks. Junior tries his best to catch Fenji and take him to the zoo. Jo-Jo and the Snorks then go to the zoo to get back Fenji. Jo Jo doesn't understand why all the fish are in cages and lets them go. The Governor catches Jo Jo and locks him up. All-Star and Casey try to get him out so he can free Fenji. Of course, the famed Wolf-fish chases Junior and Jo Jo saves him by scaring away the Wolf fish. The Governor then frees all of the fish for Jo Jo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181551 +0000" stop="20260509182647 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Allstar's Double Trouble - S01E20</title>
    <desc>All-Star has a date with Casey, but his mother wants him to take Samantha, a friend of the family, out to show her around Snorkland. All-Stra cannot be in two places at the same time, and he doesn't want Casey to know about his visiting friend. At the movies, Samantha tells All-Star about a boyfriend that she has back home, and he's a big one at that. All-Star then tries to be at both the movies and the prom with the help of Dimmy and Tooter. Just then, Bubba, Samantha's boyfriend, comes to visit and goes after All-Star. As All-Star goes to be with Casey, Junior joins Samantha! Bubba gets on Junior!</desc>
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    <title>Fine Fettered Friends - S01E21</title>
    <desc>At school, Galeo shows the Snorks some great archaeological finds. One of the interesting items is ancient handcuffs. Galeo fastens the cuffs on Junior's and All Star's arms and they spend the whole day handcuffed together. Galeo suggests that they climb the mountain where Galeo found the handcuffs and they have to work together to find the key.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Time Out for Sissies - S01E22</title>
    <desc>To work on his football skills, Dimmy takes ballet lessons. He is ridiculed by a buch of bullies who instantly dub Dimmy a sissy. But Dimmy proves them wrong by using a few moves on the team. Dimmy then gets the whole team to take ballet lessons. The bullies then take over the dance school where the football team really gets at them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185026 +0000" stop="20260509190232 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me Jo-Jo, You Daffney - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Daffney wants Dimmy to appreciate her, but when he doesn't oblige, an accident brings her and Jo Jo together. Jo Jo tries his best to woo Daffney. Dimmy is jealous when Jo Jo goes with Daffney to the Debutante Ball. Jo Jo learns to be civilized and a refined gentleman. Dimmy tries to prove that he can be as brave as Jo Jo, too. He tries to tame a wild fish and totally crashes the party. Jo Jo saves the day by luring the fish away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190232 +0000" stop="20260509191355 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Shell Game - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Butfish asks All-Star and Dimmy to housesit for her and she wants them to watch her seashell collection. Junior then finds out about the job and he tries to ruin it for them. Then Junior gets Occy to chase Polly, his myna bird, and they accidentally change the address number on the houses. The house next door is going to be demolished the next day and the changed addresses make the workers think that the Butfish house is the one that they are to tear down. While all this is happening, Junior steals the seashells and then tells her that All-Star and Dimmy stole the shells. Luckily, Occy had the foresight to hide the shells.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191355 +0000" stop="20260509192605 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King of Kelp - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Snorkland is getting ready for the Kelp Festival. All-Star and Junior vie in the kelp harvest competition. It seems like Junior's machine is better than All-Star's, put picks up a lot faster. Junior then picks a girl octopus to keep Occy busy while he sabotages All-Star's machine. All-Star's machine starts to go out of control and crashes. Occy then enters the race and tries all his might to pick the most kelp to help All-Star win the contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192605 +0000" stop="20260509193731 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whales Tales - S01E26</title>
    <desc>A baby whale gets separated from its mother when another whale chases them. Casey gives Daffney a driving lesson and they come across the whale in the net. They try to help the whale find its mother, but they try to hide it from anyone, especially Junior. Junior comes across the whale when he tries to snitch on All-Star, Casey and Daffney. The killer whale gives chase again and eats the Silverfish. The baby whale bumps into the whale and gets knocked out. The mother whale finds her baby when it comes to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193731 +0000" stop="20260509194933 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snorkitis is Nothing to Sneeze At - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dimmy is very sick from Snorkitis. Galeo diagnoses it and as Tooter describes, Dimmy, Tooter catches it. Then everyone in Snorkland gets sick. Galeo wants All-Star to finish what he started a while back. He gets help from Casey and they try to get Galeo to read the notes for them. Galeo then finds the cure in snork bubbles. The Governor then recognizes Galeo as a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182014 +0000" stop="20260509184426 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes that Protect and Look Foward - S01E14</title>
    <desc>As Shirayuki gets ready to leave for Tanbarun, Zen and the others search for the mysterious youth, Kazuki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184426 +0000" stop="20260509190838 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecision Caused By Confusion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki and Raj try to get over their awkwardness with each other in Tanbarun while Zen attends to his duties in Clarines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190838 +0000" stop="20260509193251 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Name of That Step is Change - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As Shirayuki and Raj continue to explore their relationship, new developments unfold in the hunt for Kazuki in Tanbarun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193251 +0000" stop="20260509195703 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prologue of the Quietly Twisting Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki was kidnapped on the night of the ball in Tanbarun, and now Raj and Zen must join forces to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184559 +0000" stop="20260509193127 +0000" channel="C1639.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door of No Return - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Leon and Wanda return from Ghana to a very different world than the one they left behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181312 +0000" stop="20260509183801 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3.1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jessica chooses Chester, but offers to let Donohue stay in the Tate house until he recovers from the shock. Burt wakes up on the spaceship, where the aliens reveal that they plan to replace him with a replica. The alien double moves in with the unsuspecting Mary. Carol's mother introduces Jodie to his newborn daughter, Wendy. Benson, Chester, Donohue and the Major prepare to rescue Billy from the cult. And Danny goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183801 +0000" stop="20260509190226 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3.2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alien Burt has his way with Mary, and she's not complaining.  Real Burt meets Saul, who tells Burt he cannot escape the spaceship.  Billy resists the Sunnies' brainwashing.  Mrs. David asks Jodie to choose between Wendy and Alice.  Benson and "the Step Brothers" penetrate the Sunnies' compound but are stopped short of rescuing Billy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190226 +0000" stop="20260509192614 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3.3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Billy is rescued from the Sunnies.  Mary is oversexed.  Danny is saved by Millie.  Jodie is torn between Alice and Wendy.  Jessica is sad to bid Benson farewell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192614 +0000" stop="20260509195050 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3.4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Burt and Saul escape the spaceship but find themselves in other danger.  Jessica finally convinces Detective Donohue to leave.  Millie comes to Danny's rescue.  Eunice awaits Dutch's release from prison while Corinne bemoans her non-existent sex life with Tim.  Chester resumes his philandering ways.  Billy and his teacher share a kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181014 +0000" stop="20260509182154 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lair - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Thinking his lair is haunted, Eggman sells it to Barker. Sonic and Tails must prove ghosts aren’t real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182154 +0000" stop="20260509183335 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Buddy Buddy Temple of Doom - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Unable to use his robots, Eggman employs the Froglodytes to force Gogobas to mine for a crystal that will power his giant new Mech Suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183335 +0000" stop="20260509184516 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggman's Anti Gravity Ray - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Eggman's anti-gravity ray causes chaos in Hedgehog Village. With newfound confidence, Cubot tries to bring enlightenment to the villagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184516 +0000" stop="20260509185657 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Sonic challenges Eggman to a game of soccer in order to save the Village's beloved rec center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185657 +0000" stop="20260509190838 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and My Baby! - S02E40</title>
    <desc>When Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles accidentally injure Lady Walrus, they agree to take care of her baby, Chumley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190838 +0000" stop="20260509192019 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Sonics Gone? - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Morpho sends Sonic to a dimension where he never existed. Sonic must unite his gang and help take back the alternate dimension village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192019 +0000" stop="20260509193200 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Build It, They Will Race - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The gang becomes very competitive with one another when they enter an auto race, using cars they've designed themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193200 +0000" stop="20260509194341 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain Letter - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Sonic agrees to be Dr. Eggman's friend on social media - a kindness he will surely regret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194341 +0000" stop="20260509195522 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vector Detector - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Amy's hammer is missing and she is lost without it. Vector the detective is on the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181644 +0000" stop="20260509183542 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zelkova Strikes Back - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Yellow Zelkova attacks the Blue Typhoon, equipped with a special energy shield built by Dr. Eggman. Sonic attempts to stop him, but is unable to break through the shield. Picking up where they left off, Zelkova and Knuckles get into a fierce battle, during which Knuckles smashes Zelkova's knee and breaks the spurs on one of his gloves. Using cable from the Blue Typhoon, Sonic and the others channel lightning to overload Zelkova's shield. Zelkova's mechanical outer body is destroyed, revealing his flesh form beneath. Zelkova attacks, but is knocked into a nearby lava pit by Knuckles. Pale Bay Leaf informs Eggman of Zelkova's demise, mocking the failure of his shield. Shadow and Rouge find a fake Chaos Emerald at the top of the tree, but they hear groaning from its base. They find Leon (from the Resistance in Episode 68) being consumed by the tree, saying that the Metarex betrayed them. He also give Shadow a memory chip and says it's not too late to destroy the Metarex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183542 +0000" stop="20260509185525 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cosmo Conspiracy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Shadow attacks the Blue Typhoon trying to kill Cosmo for reasons (at the time) unknown. Despite the efforts of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles to hold him off, Shadow reaches Cosmo. However, before he can harm her, Dark Oak's flagship arrives and steals the Chaos Emeralds, and Cosmo is revealed to have an implant that allows the Metarex to monitor everything she hears and sees. Along the way he nearly kills Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Chris</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185525 +0000" stop="20260509191513 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye Spy - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When the team discovers that Cosmo's brain is emitting a signal to the Metarex, they plan on trying to eliminate the signal, except that the signal is connected to the part of her brain that translates sounds and sight. While Tails and Cosmo are torn about this, Knuckles pushes for the surgery.

Meanwhile, Amy starts searching for Sonic (as always), but ends up bumping into Rouge. They both discover that this planet is not only Cosmo's homeworld, but the Metarex's as well. They also discover that Cosmo's people were able to transform into huge dinosaur-like beings to protect their planet from an alien invasion. However, a few of them wanted to be able to completely destroy the alien hoarde, and so crystallized the Planet Egg in order to keep the transformation from sapping their energy. They eventually led to the abandonment of the planet.

Cosmo, horrified by the fact that the Metarex are using her to spy on them, intends to leave, but Tails reassures her that they all will help her defeat the Metarex. Sonic and the rest of the gang also support the new resolution, and they all are ready for an attack on the Metarex, maybe the last attack.

At the end of the episode, Bokkun arrives, telling Shadow and Chris that Eggman has been captured by the Metarex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191513 +0000" stop="20260509193510 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent of Mischief - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Blue Typhoon heads to the coordinates (0,0,0), leaving planet Green Gate behind. There, they find planet Aquarius which requires Chaos Emeralds and a giant Planet Egg. They finally break into the final showdown with the Metarex armada.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193510 +0000" stop="20260509195555 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Light in the Darkness - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Amy tries to rescue Sonic from the watery planet, but everyone else keeps her back, trying to come up with another plan. Then, Rouge comes up with a brilliant idea: use the Master Emerald to cut off the energy supply to Dark Oak! The team charges up the Sonic Driver with the Master Emerald and fires it at Black Narcissus and Pale Bayleaf, destroying them. Unfortunately, after this is done, the Master Emerald shatters, and it is revealed that the Metarex have sucked up all the Chaos Emerald's energy!

Dark Oak's beast head becomes extremely weak because of a hit from the Sonic Driver, and finally ceases movement. The planet expands, taking Dark Oak along with it. Inside the planet, Sonic sees what happens after the Forestation process is complete. He manages to fight a bunch of sand monsters and plant-like tentacles, only to find out he's fighting in a dream. Suddenly, Amy spots Sonic inside the planet is able to get Sonic out of there, crashing through the roots into the water to rescue him but is knocked unconcsious. However as Amy and Sonic are going down an energy sphere surrounds them, protects them and heals them. They fly out of the planet and Amy hugs Sonic in relief and happiness.

Suddenly, the planet condenses into a giant seed-like object. Sonic stares at it, probably in despair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181722 +0000" stop="20260509190417 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laying Pipe - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A desperate situation tests familial and club bonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190417 +0000" stop="20260509194947 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stolen Huffy - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Complications arise as the Sons band together to face a new adversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183554 +0000" stop="20260509192815 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Members Only - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gene Pontecorvo makes a final break from the mob life, while Junior's paranoid delusions could be the end of Tony.</desc>
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    <title>The Super Written Exam – Heart-Pounding, Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!? - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At Shibusen, tomorrow is the day of exams. Throughout the night, Maka and Tsubaki are the only ones who study diligently, although Soul seems to also be taking it seriously. Black Star attempts to steal the answers from Stein, but is caught, beat, and forced to fail. Liz and Patty attempt to study, but succumb to laziness, while Kid, confident in his knowledge as a shinigami, focuses on drawing blueprints to remove one of Liz's eyebrow hairs. During the test, it is revealed that Soul spent the whole night wiring his clothes with cheat strips, but is caught and fails from lack of knowledge and help. Kid also fails, because he spends the entire time trying to write his name perfectly, only to pass out when accidentally tearing his paper. Liz and Patty also score rather low, but Tsubaki does well and Maka ends up being top of her class.</desc>
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    <title>The Soul Eating Black Dragon – Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty have arrived at a recently attacked coastal town and find that half the place is completely gone, as if consumed. When they discover a large ship in the fog, Kid thinks that this is the Black Dragon and observes that the vessel is named the Nidhogg. Once they eventually get on, they find no one around. Kid manages to find the room containing all of the human souls that had been gathered, but before he can do anything, the captain attacks and orders the ship to swallow Liz up. Liz finds herself alone in the bowels of the ship and decides to find her way back to Kid and Patty, in the process trying to talk through her fears with memories of her past. She reaches them eventually, but before Kid can engage the ship's captain, Ragnarok, with Chrona there as well, summons all of the human souls above deck.</desc>
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    <title>Fierce Battle Aboard the Ghost Ship – The Hell inside My Head? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Death the Kid wastes no time in starting his attack on Chrona. Liz observes that Chrona's attitude towards fear is like how the sisters were before they joined Kid. The fight gets interrupted when the captain of the Nidhogg fires the ship's cannons, Chrona cutting the ship in half in retaliation, and the ship starts to sink. Chrona and Ragnarok make their escape, and Kid tries to give chase, but they are able to get away. Back at Shibusen, Medusa reports to Maka that her blood test came back normal. She gives Maka some weird medicine that will speed up the effects of the black blood and reveals to Maka that Soul had come to her about his dreams. This makes Maka angry because he had not told her about it. The tension builds between Medusa and Stein when Medusa tries to find Maka's file so that she can figure out why the black blood is gone.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of the Holy Sword 2 – Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing? - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Armed with the legend of Excalibur, Ox Ford visits the cave where the sword sits and easily pulls it out of the ground. Excalibur turns out not to be what Ox expects though, as the sword hardly lets Ox speak and is more concerned about telling his own story. Ox is eager to hear Excalibur’s heroic tale, but Excalibur goes off on many tangents pertaining to coffee in the morning, his family, dancing in an opera house, incorrectly solving a mystery with Sherlock Holmes and Watson, adventures with King Arthur, and the love of his life. Excalibur also sings about himself at length before finally formally choosing Ox, however, by this point, Ox has had enough and puts Excalibur back into the ground.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Chef - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef.  It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Smug Alert - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cartoon Wars (1) - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.</desc>
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    <title>Cartoon Wars (2) - S10E04</title>
    <desc>With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Woody Allen's Fall Project - S03E15</title>
    <desc>In an apparent tribute to E! Entertainment's well-publicized re-enactments of the O.J. Simpson hearings, viewers are treated to performances of selected moments by the Ghost Planet Dinner Theater Ensemble of Doraville, GA.</desc>
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    <title>Rehearsal - S04E01</title>
    <desc>It's the rehearsal prior to the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and no one seems ready at all.</desc>
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    <title>Gallagher - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost introduces Space Time Quiz Fun 9000 and his contestants, David Cross and Bob Odenkirk. What follows is a rapid-fire conversation as Odenkirk's growing addiction to power-band blasts results in a steady volley from Space Ghost.</desc>
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    <title>Edelweiss - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Zorak is zapped until he can no longer regenerate leaving Space Ghost without a bandleader. Moltar is instructed to fill in for his friend by singing renditions of German folk songs, which puts Beck, the show's lone guest, to sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Anniversary - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost marks a special notch in the belt that is the Space Ghost saga with returning guests Bobcat Goldthwait and Judy Tenuta. It includes special appearances by villian-turned-announcer Tansut and the evil Chad Ghostal.</desc>
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    <title>Zoltran - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost chats with Robin Leach until he reveals he is a villain named Zoltran. Zoltran blasts Space Ghost by shooting lasers out of his eyes. It doesn't get easier as Merrill Markoe needles him about his age and intergalactic location.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Lokar presents a look at the talk show's original pilot, "Birdman Coast to Coast," starring Birdman as host before Space Ghost took the job.</desc>
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    <title>Speck - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Reggae star Jimmy Cliff chats with Space Ghost about his new album and touring in South America. Moltar and mechanic-turned-musician Jack Logan share a creepy conversation about items underneath their beds.</desc>
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    <title>Zorak - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost presents a tribute to Zorak. Dr. Maxcy Nolan speculates the bandleader may be hiding an extra set of legs under his vest. Exterminator Steve Arnold reveals he says take this before going after insects.</desc>
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    <title>Change - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tim is fired after taking his diappointment in The Phantom Menace out on a young customer. Meanwhile, Daisy struggles to claim her dole money from the job centre.</desc>
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    <title>Mettle - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sinister sabotage seriously threatens Mike and Tim's chances of winning Robot Wars, while Daisy gets a job in Hell's Kitchen and Brian faces the terrifying prospect of an exhibition.</desc>
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    <title>Help - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim faces a race against time when Daisy accidentally jeopardises his career. Elsewhere, Daisy and Marsha decide to get fit, and Brian decides to tell his mother the truth about his chosen career.</desc>
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    <title>Gone - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A night on the town for Tim and Daisy turns into a fight for survival as the dynamic duo come face to face with an old enemy (not to mention a few new ones).</desc>
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    <title>Separate Paths - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Spartacus and the rebels arrive at a crossroads. With the relentless Crassus driving his men hard in the pursuit of Spartacus, the conflict between Tiberius and Caesar escalates.</desc>
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    <title>For Pancakes With Love - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Oso is in space replacing solar panels of the tracking satellite when he receives a special assignment. He helps a girl, Olivia, prepare fresh-made pancakes. They need to measure out the ingredients and stir the batter up before her grandparents arrive for breakfast.</desc>
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    <title>License to Clean - S01E17</title>
    <desc>As Oso goes in search of a red jewel in a cave, a special alert is called. A boy named Jake couldn't find one of his soccer shoes, and his room is a mess. Oso helps him clean his messy room. Can they get Jake's room cleaned up and find his shoe before soccer practice?</desc>
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    <title>On Her Cousin's Special Salad - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Oso dives in for a submarine search when he receives a special alert. He helps a girl, Jade, prepare a salad for her cousin Rachel who has food allergies. They'll need to wash, chop, and toss the vegetables to make the salad. Can they do it all before Rachel comes over for lunch?</desc>
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    <title>Hide Another Day - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While Oso is training to take apart a grappling hook apart and put it back and put it back together, a boy named David needs help playing hide and seek. Can Oso help David find all his cousins before he and his mother leave for home?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180857 +0000" stop="20260509183210 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survival of the Fittest - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adrian Toomes becomes the Vulture to seek revenge on Norman Osborn, and Spider-Man must stop him. Meanwhile, Peter struggles to support Aunt May financially by selling photos of Spider-Man to J. Jonah Jameson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183210 +0000" stop="20260509185518 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interactions - S01E02</title>
    <desc>An electrician named Max Dillon becomes the supervillain known as Electro after a freak accident and it's up to the Spectacular Spider-Man to stop his rampage. Meanwhile, Peter tries to tutor the popular Liz Allen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185518 +0000" stop="20260509191828 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Selection - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker and Spider-Man both must learn to own their choices when decisions made by Dr. Curt Connors transforms Pete's mentor into The Lizard.</desc>
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    <title>Market Forces - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While Peter Parker resists taking on the responsibility of helping Aunt May pay the bills, Montana the Big Man's Enforcer - becomes the stunning Shocker to fulfill his responsibility: eliminating the Spectacular Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180030 +0000" stop="20260509181123 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vanishing Doctor Vespasian - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Vespasian, a green-skinned, wrinkled scientist, concocts a drinkable invisibility formula and uses it on himself and his dog, Brutus.</desc>
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    <title>The Scourge of the Scarf - S03E08</title>
    <desc>From his vantage point atop a building, Spidey watches as crowds form long lines to attend Saturday night Broadway performances. To the panic of the mass of people, the Moon   becomes a psychedelic pinwheel that fills the night sky and dizzies and renders everyone- including Spidey- unconscious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182210 +0000" stop="20260509183258 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Swami - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Super Swami, an obese, Oriental illusionist, seems to make the Brooklyn Bridge disappear piece by piece, with the cars thereon suspended in mid-air!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183258 +0000" stop="20260509184348 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birth of Micro Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Prof. Pretories, the most diabolical mind ever known to science, escapes jail, and Peter unknowingly helps the convict by car-driving him, a hitchhiker, to his secret-laboratory hideout.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184348 +0000" stop="20260509185439 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Must Fall - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Spidey jousts with a motorcycle-riding knight in armor who is robbing theatre box offices, armored trucks, and museum officials receiving a medieval artifact.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185439 +0000" stop="20260509190520 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devious Dr. Dumpty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dumpty, a corpulent jewel thief, attacks a parade with knock-out gas released from balloons, and he and his thugs, wearing gas masks, steal the jewels of actress Rachele Wells and abscond in a hot air balloon.</desc>
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    <title>Up from Nowhere - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The weird Dr. Atlantian rises out of the ocean near New York City in his hive-like machine, which derives its power from Lunar motion. Atlantian represents the lost continent of Atlantis, which has developed an advanced technology in its centuries of undersea existence and now intends to conquer the surface world.</desc>
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    <title>Rollarama - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A remake of Season 2's "Vine", virtually identical in plot; the only difference is that instead of a giant plant threatening New York, the menace is a series of enormous, rolling pods that grow from boxes in a missing scientist's house. The scientist has used a time portal located in his house to journey into another dimension, and the rolling pods have come from that dimension, the Land of Crystal Creation.</desc>
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    <title>Rhino - S03E15</title>
    <desc>In a cheater story comprised of footage from both Rhino episodes from Season 1, the Rhino again steals gold shipments with which to build a 14 karat statue of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181336 +0000" stop="20260509183627 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannon of Doom - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Doctor Doom secretly uses a laser cannon to create a fault line on New York City and then promises to fix the problem, when in fact he plans to use his laser cannon to create more earthquakes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183627 +0000" stop="20260509185917 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Capture of Captain America - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Captain America is kidnapped by the Red Skull, who plans to swap minds with him and take over the military. Spider-Man tries to save Captain America.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185917 +0000" stop="20260509192205 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doom Report - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Freedom fighters from Latveria start an underground movement in New York City, while Doctor Doom orders the United Nations to make him ruler of the world or else he will use his weather control device to cause chaos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192205 +0000" stop="20260509194453 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Nephilia - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist named Dr. Bradley Shaw transforms into a mutant spider when trying to gain Spider-Man's powers from his blood sample.</desc>
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    <title>7 Little Superheroes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Chameleon schemes to destroy his most hated enemies: the Spider-Friends, Captain America, Doctor Strange, Sub-Mariner and Shanna the Jungle Queen, by summoning them to his castle and taking them down one by one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182948 +0000" stop="20260509185343 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video-Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Electro creates a villain called Videoman from an arcade machine.</desc>
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    <title>The Prison Plot - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Magneto holds the visitors of an abandoned prison hostage, demanding the release of his Brotherhood of Mutants (Blob, Toad and Mastermind).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191745 +0000" stop="20260509194139 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spidey Goes Hollywood - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mysterio forces a movie director to con Spider-Man into starring in a movie. Bruce Banner appears and ends up turning into the Hulk when it came to a part where Mysterio uses a robot version of Hulk in a scene.</desc>
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    <title>A River Runs Through Me - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mike suggests the staff undergo drug testing to demonstrate the mayor's new anti-drug campaign. But after he accidentally gets high while visiting some Native Americans, he risks failing the drug test that he initiated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182710 +0000" stop="20260509184927 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pope of Gracie Mansion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Pope is visiting New York City, leading to spiritual revitalizations for Mike and the mayor. Carter fixes Nikki up with a friend of his. And Paul's turtle is loose in City Hall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184927 +0000" stop="20260509191114 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye, Bye, Birdie - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The staff prepares for Paul and Claudia's bachelor and bachelorette parties as the city prepares to unveil a new statue that it commissioned. The girls play "I Never....". Paul's party is in the office because the Mayor can't go to strip clubs. The new statue, called "The Bird," is, you guessed it.... The girls think a visiting priest is a stripper because of a prank pulled by Stuart. James and Carter go to the hardware store and it is robbed with them in it. Mike is trapped in the store too, after he goes checking for James and Carter. Stacy sends the guys the male stripper Stuart canceled for the girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191114 +0000" stop="20260509193330 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lady or the Tiger - S02E22</title>
    <desc>A female magician performs at City Hall and Mike asks her out. Stuart and Carter purchase a bar. After sleeping together and telling him she's not interested in a long-term relationship, the magician says "I love you" to Mike. Stuart wants to make the bar a gay bar. Mike has trouble breaking up with his girlfriend. The bar is closed because it was missing a permit, leaving Stuart and Carter penniless. Mike finally tells his girlfriend how he feels and they break up.</desc>
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    <title>Single White Male - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Stuart lobbies to become Carter's roommate. After Carter's apartment is robbed, he must let Stuart stay. A rat on the loose in City Hall wreaks havoc on the staff and Paul's cat.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S06E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>In this episode; Bush, Gorbachev and Mitterand discuss German reunification, Imelda Marcos attempts to smuggle the body of her dead husband through customs and Fergie prepares for another skiing trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193303 +0000" stop="20260509195803 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S07E02</title>
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    <title>Big Pink Loser - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Patrick goes overboard when he takes SpongeBob on as a role model.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Buddy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob blows a bubble to keep him company when Patrick goes out of town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182626 +0000" stop="20260509183904 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Shoe's Untied - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patrick gets a new pair of shoes, but doesn't know how to tie his laces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183904 +0000" stop="20260509185100 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squid's Day Off - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs takes the day off from the Krusty Krab and puts Squidward in charge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185100 +0000" stop="20260509190334 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooky - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob and Patrick to beware the dangerous fishing hooks!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190334 +0000" stop="20260509191521 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wormy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob and Patrick are convinced a butterfly ate Sandy's pet caterpillar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191521 +0000" stop="20260509192713 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patty Hype - S02E12</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob's colored patty sales idea becomes a huge success and Mr. Krabs wants a piece of the pie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192713 +0000" stop="20260509193909 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II - S01E41</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob joins Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on patrol.</desc>
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    <title>Shanghaied - S02E19</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob and Patrick work as crew members for The Flying Dutchman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180011 +0000" stop="20260509181125 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guzzle Bumpkin - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181125 +0000" stop="20260509182237 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jacksonville Jackass - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182237 +0000" stop="20260509183348 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Early's most confusing conspiracy theory proves false.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183348 +0000" stop="20260509184505 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of the Latrine Marine - S11E05</title>
    <desc>It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184505 +0000" stop="20260509185622 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Debased Ball - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Early exploits himself for attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185622 +0000" stop="20260509190739 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tortuga de Mentiras - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Everyone lies and all of the houses burn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190739 +0000" stop="20260509191856 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Dimwits - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191856 +0000" stop="20260509193025 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The War on The War on Christmas - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193025 +0000" stop="20260509194121 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dewey Two-ey - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194121 +0000" stop="20260509195229 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forever Autumn - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181151 +0000" stop="20260509190246 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way to Eden - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise picks up a group of space "hippies" looking for Eden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190246 +0000" stop="20260509195330 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cloud Minders - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Kirk must resolve a mining dispute on a the cloud city of Stratos to acquire the resources to cure a space plague.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181237 +0000" stop="20260509183648 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Our Planets is Missing - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The crew of the Enterprise races to find a way to stop a cloud from destroying inhabited planets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183648 +0000" stop="20260509190100 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lorelei Signal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Investigating a sector of space where starships have disappeared every 27 years, the U.S.S. Enterprise male crew are attracted by a mysterious signal. Kirk beams down with a landing party and encounters a race of beautiful women who survive by drawing the energy from the male members of the ships that they have lured to their planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190100 +0000" stop="20260509192514 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Tribbles, More Troubles - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The U.S.S. Enterprise again crosses paths with Cyrano Jones, who this time has tribbles that do not breed but instead grow to an enormous size. The tribbles are back and are causing problems for the Klingons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192514 +0000" stop="20260509194925 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Survivor - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patrolling near the Neutral Zone, the U.S.S. Enterprise finds a ship and rescues Carter Winston, a Federation citizen, financier, and philanthropist missing for 5 years. However, Winston turns out to really be a Vendorian, an alien species that can transform its shape at will. He is also allied with the Romulans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180401 +0000" stop="20260509184930 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defiant - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Commander William T. Riker from the Enterprise arrives on Deep Space 9, he takes a liking to Kira, who gives him a tour of the Defiant. But Riker is revealed to be not who he claims to be when he attacks Kira and steals the ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184930 +0000" stop="20260509193459 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fascination - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Lwaxana Troi pursues Odo during the Bajoran Gratitude Festival as members of the crew suddenly become infatuated with one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182944 +0000" stop="20260509192508 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Not - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Burnham and Adira visit the Trill homeworld in hopes of unlocking the secrets trapped within Adira's mind. Back on the U.S.S. Discovery, Saru's efforts to help the crew reconnect with one another take a surprising turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181119 +0000" stop="20260509185214 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carbon Creek - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After Archer and Trip become curious about a visit she made to a Pennsylvania mining town called Carbon Creek, T'Pol explains to them that Vulcans actually had their first contact with humans in 1957. That year, a Vulcan ship crashed on Earth and three crew members survived, including T'Pol's great grandmother. They pose as humans in Carbon Creek and take on jobs while waiting for rescue and soon find themselves becoming more involved with the town's residents.</desc>
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    <title>Minefield - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When attempting to explore a new planet, Enterprise triggers a cloaked mine. While the crew deal with the resulting damage, it's discovered another mine is stuck to the hull. During Reed's attempt to disarm it, a spike is driven into his leg, trapping him out there. While Archer goes out on the hull to help him, the rest of the crew learn they are in a minefield belonging to the Romulan Star Empire, who demand Enterprise leave or face destruction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182251 +0000" stop="20260509190834 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Stardate:43349.2
A blind Geordie is trapped on a hazardous planet with a paranoid and severely injured Romulan. In orbit, a Romulan Warbird is preventing the Enterprise from attempting a rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190834 +0000" stop="20260509195420 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 43385.6
The Enterprise hosts the negotiations for the rights to a newly discovered, stable wormhole to the Delta Quadrant. One of the negotiators, Devinoni Ral, becomes attracted to Deanna Troi, but he holds a dubious secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180839 +0000" stop="20260509185540 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stardust City Rag - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The La Sirena crew begin an unpredictable and lively expedition on Freecloud to search for Bruce Maddox. When they learn Maddox has found himself in a precarious situation, a familiar face offers her assistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185540 +0000" stop="20260509195147 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impossible Box - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Picard and the crew track Soji to the Borg cube in Romulan space, resurfacing haunting memories for Picard. Narek believes he has finally found a way to safely exploit Soji for information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180711 +0000" stop="20260509181457 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181457 +0000" stop="20260509182317 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of Mars - S02E06</title>
    <desc>12 year-old classmates Kima and Lil find themselves at odds with each other on a day that will change their lives forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182317 +0000" stop="20260509183849 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Onboard the U.S.S. Discovery, Ensign Tilly encounters an unexpected visitor in need of help. However, this unlikely pair may have more in common than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183849 +0000" stop="20260509185711 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calypso - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After waking up in an unfamiliar sickbay, Craft finds himself on board a deserted ship, and his only companion and hope for survival is an A.I. computer interface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185711 +0000" stop="20260509191213 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191213 +0000" stop="20260509192831 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape Artist - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harry Mudd, back to his old tricks of stealing and double-dealing, finds himself in a precarious position aboard a hostile ship — just in time to try out his latest con.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192831 +0000" stop="20260509194238 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Q&amp;A - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ensign Spock's first day aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise doesn't go as planned when he and Number One are unexpectedly stuck together in a turbo lift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194238 +0000" stop="20260509195716 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182703 +0000" stop="20260509191641 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under the Cloak of War - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Captain Pike and his crew welcome a Klingon defector aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, but his presence triggers the revelation of some shocking secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180932 +0000" stop="20260509185527 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macrocosm - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 50425.1
Janeway and Neelix return from an away mission to find Voyager adrift in space and the crew barely alive. They soon learn that the ship has been overrun by viral life forms that are rapidly growing in size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185527 +0000" stop="20260509194120 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Trade - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
Voyager encounters a region of space named the Nekrit Expanse. Since Neelix has no knowledge about the space after this point, he tries to make himself feel useful to the crew by trying to obtain a map from an old friend named Wixiban, who uses him as a courier for illegal substances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181915 +0000" stop="20260509184120 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Across the Galaxy (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Ghost crew makes a final desperate attempt to rescue Kanan from the Empire. Who will fall?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184120 +0000" stop="20260509190324 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Commanders (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ahsoka Tano sends the Ghost crew to Seelos in search of an old friend -- one whose leadership and strategy skills could help the fledgling rebellion. But will this legendary commander be willing to join the fight?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190324 +0000" stop="20260509192528 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Relics of the Old Republic (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Kanan continues to struggle with trust issues, the other rebels begin to form friendships with the old clones. And when Agent Kallus arrives, all must join together to battle the Imperials.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192528 +0000" stop="20260509194732 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Always Two There Are - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Rex's intel, Ezra, Sabine, Zeb, and Chopper head out to an abandoned Republic medical station with the hopes of finding much needed supplies. When they encounter new enemies, however, the stakes become much higher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181545 +0000" stop="20260509183748 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High Tower - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The First Order arrives at the platform for mysterious reasons and Kaz and BB-8 are determined to sneak into the tower to find out what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183748 +0000" stop="20260509185952 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children from Tehar - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In need of credits to fix a broken part, Kaz looks to recover two missing children and claim a sizable bounty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185952 +0000" stop="20260509192155 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signal from Sector Six - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kaz and Poe Dameron investigate a distress signal, and find something much bigger than they anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192155 +0000" stop="20260509194359 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Synara's Score - S01E07</title>
    <desc>With his spy in place, pirate leader Kragan Gorr seizes the opportunity to strike at the Colossus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180355 +0000" stop="20260509182558 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voyage of Temptation (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.

As the Jedi and their clones defend Duchess Satine from assassination attempts, Anakin discovers that Obi-Wan and the duchess have a history together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182558 +0000" stop="20260509184756 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duchess of Mandalore (3) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>In war, truth is the first casualty.

On Coruscant, word reaches Duchess Satine that Death Watch is mobilizing, sparking a pre-emptive Republic invasion. On the run from Republic authorities, Satine and Obi-Wan set off to discover the group's true motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184756 +0000" stop="20260509190954 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Senate Murders - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard.

When Senator Onaconda Farr dies under suspicious circumstances, Padmé sets out to find the person responsible for the death of her favorite 'uncle.'</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190954 +0000" stop="20260509193230 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat and Mouse - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A wise leader knows when to follow.

Obi-Wan and Anakin must deliver supplies to Christophsis while the planet is under Separatist control. They encounter Separatist Commander Admiral Trench and get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193230 +0000" stop="20260509195506 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bounty Hunters - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship.

Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano form an uneasy partnership with four deadly Bounty hunters to help protect a local farmer from Hondo Ohnaka and his band of pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183708 +0000" stop="20260509191741 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Keller's body is taken over by a cunning thief, while Keller finds herself imprisoned with a death sentence on another planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191741 +0000" stop="20260509195813 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas - S05E19</title>
    <desc>In the city of Las Vegas, Detective John Sheppard must solve the case on a long string of unusual murders -- perpetrated by a Wraith in hiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181319 +0000" stop="20260509185431 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exodus (1) - S04E22</title>
    <desc>SG-1 helps to evacuate the Tok'ra to a new base -- but matters are complicated when a spy reveals their location to Apophis. The team attempts a daring plan to take out the Goa'uld's powerful fleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185431 +0000" stop="20260509193538 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemies (2) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>SG-1 finds themselves stranded in a crippled ship in a distant galaxy -- with Apophis threatening to destroy them. Teal'c is brainwashed and made loyal to Apophis once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182722 +0000" stop="20260509190940 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Severe rationing can't save the Destiny's dwindling water supply, forcing Colonel Young and Lieutenant Scott to seek out drinkable water on a deadly ice planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190940 +0000" stop="20260509195209 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>With the situation onboard the Destiny dire, General O'Neill and Home World Command orders Col. Young to execute a high risk plan concocted by the I.O.A. scientists which, in theory, could return the crew to earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182618 +0000" stop="20260509191415 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vampire - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When a dancer is murdered in bizarre circumstances, with marks resembling fang bites on her neck and an unusually large quantity of blood missing from her body, Starsky and Hutch delve into the underworld of occcult worshippers as they investigate what appears to be the work of a vampire...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180453 +0000" stop="20260509185850 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seed Money - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Miami tech visionary Izzy Morales fails to attract funding for her new cryptocurrency GenCoin, financier Nick Talman funnels dirty money from his embezzling father. Meanwhile, gangster Ronald Dacey finds his money is missing, while cynical FBI agent Phil Rask hunts for Nick’s father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185850 +0000" stop="20260509194334 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Floor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Ronald threatens Nick and Izzy, they scramble to return his money in cash. Agent Rask's new partner Maddie arrives just in time to ramp up efforts to track Nick's father, Andy Talman. With gang violence in Little Haiti bearing down on his family, Ronald rethinks Izzy's GenCoin pitch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184716 +0000" stop="20260509193005 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trophy Kids - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The growing obsession of parents in the scholastic athletic competition of their children is the focus of this installment in HBO Sports innovative documentary series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181634 +0000" stop="20260509190006 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know This Bar (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Part 1 of a crossover with Grey's Anatomy. After a car crashes into Joe's Bar, Andy and Sullivan lead the team of firefighters as they work to rescue people before the building comes crumbling down. 

The crossover continues on Grey's Anatomy S16E10: Help Me Through the Night (2).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190006 +0000" stop="20260509194030 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indoor Fireworks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The new Seattle fire chief is introduced to the Station 19 and leaves the crew skeptical after his visit. Later, the firefighters are called to a department store fire caused by exploding fireworks, which triggers painful memories from Ben's past and inspires him to pursue a new endeavor. Maya advocates for herself and her career, while Jack becomes more intertwined with an acquaintance; and Andy and Ryan have a heart-to-heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180524 +0000" stop="20260509182733 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Right Thing - S05E19</title>
    <desc>JT has a huge test coming up in one of his classes, and his friend is able to get a copy of the test. JT decides not to cheat on the test, but rather to study for it. JT ends up getting a B on the test, and when he and his friend get their books mixed up, Frank sees the cheat sheet and tells JT he is both disappointed and he will no longer pay for JT's schooling.   Later, Frank overhears JT's friend returning for the book and he apologizes and they make up.
Al gets an idea to get a tattoo. Even though she is told she can't she finds a way to get to the shop. Dana, however, saw her heading out and was able to tell Carol, who was able to arrive just before Al went in. Carol tried to tell Al several things, but was not able to convince her not to go through with it until she told and SHOWED her the ill effects of one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182733 +0000" stop="20260509184914 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bodyguard Formerly Known as Prince - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Dana, Karen, and Al go to a ski lodge for a weekend and meet 3 good looking guys one of whom is the prince of Calderone. The prince(Karen's) wants people to like him for who he is, and henceforth makes his bodyguard(Dana's) claim to be the prince. This causes Dana to gloat and Karen to sulk.
Meanwhile, Rich gives the remaining Lambert/Foster clan a chain letter which promises good luck if you keep the chain going and vice versa. Everyone except Brendan decides not to return the letters. Everyone gets orange hair (except Brendan) from using Carol's free samples while Rich gave his shampoo to his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184914 +0000" stop="20260509191055 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Pain - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Dana cannot deteemine what to do and JT and Rich are not able to major in ""Nude Volleyball,"" therefore they all end up taking a career placement test together.The results of the placement test say JT and Rich should become doctors and Dana should become a guard at an women's prison. Dana, livid from the results, demands a re-test and ends up discovering the testing center is a fraud. Dana then investigates (doing a job so good JT tells her she should become an investigative reporter) and discovers the owner has been convicted of the same crime several times before.
Meanwhile, Carol repays a favor by hiring Flash to work for Frank; Flash, in turn, destroys almost everything, and is only redeemed by his remarkable work done while staying up all night working.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191055 +0000" stop="20260509193300 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Going to Disney World (1) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Frank's mother offers the entire family a trip to Disney World the weekend of Frank and Carol's anniversary.
Flash shows up to return Frank's hammer and ends up staying the weekend, and over the weekend he visits more rides than anyone in the history of Disney World has beating out a Russian and bringing the title back to America.
JT and Rich dip into their apartment fund to get Rich to come. JT poses as J.T. Disney and ends up spending the whole fund trying to attract 2 girls. They go different ways for a few hours until JT ""redeems"" himself by selling his plain ticket and agreeing to ride the bus back with Rich.
Karen enters a country music contest with Dana and Al as backup singers but gets rid of them because they aren't dedicated enough. When she gets on stage the first time, though, she realizes that she needs them.After a little making up Al and Dana agree to re join the group and they rock the house with ""Girls with Guitars"" By ""Wynona""</desc>
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    <title>We're Going to Disney World (2) - S05E23</title>
    <desc>During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180539 +0000" stop="20260509181708 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lars and the Cool Kids - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Steven and Lars get to hang out with the cool kids in town, but their teenage shenanigans get them into magical trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181708 +0000" stop="20260509182836 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Onion Trade - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A toy trade between Steven and Onion escalates into epic proportions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182836 +0000" stop="20260509184001 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steven the Sword Fighter - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl tries to teach Steven the art of sword-fighting using a holographic version of herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184001 +0000" stop="20260509185110 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lion 2: The Movie - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Steven and Connie try to ride Lion to a movie theatre, but Lion has other ideas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185110 +0000" stop="20260509190239 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After a battle damages Fish Stew Pizza, Steven throws a cookout at the Temple to mend the relationship between Pizza family and the Crystal Gems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190239 +0000" stop="20260509191408 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rose's Room - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Steven's desire for some alone time unlocks a new room in the Temple that answers his every wish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191408 +0000" stop="20260509192518 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Steven - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After seeing Garnet and Amethyst fuse together into the powerful Sugilite, Steven becomes determined to get super strong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192518 +0000" stop="20260509193643 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joking Victim - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Lars pawns off all his work on Sadie, Steven helps out by working a shift at the Big Donut.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193643 +0000" stop="20260509194808 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steven and the Stevens - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Steven needs a musical partner for an upcoming show, and uses a time travel device to recruit the perfect bandmate, HIMSELF!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194808 +0000" stop="20260509195937 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Buddies - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Steven accidentally releases a monster from a gem bubble and attempts to tame its wild, violent instincts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180243 +0000" stop="20260509182400 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's the Way the Terra Cotta Crumbles - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Kenny finds some relief in a unit; Brandi &amp; Mary join forces; Dave stumbles across an historic find.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182400 +0000" stop="20260509184517 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Get Your Gun - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Ivy can't get enough from Montebello; Dave gets a taste of carnival fun; Brandi &amp; Jarrod shred vintage-style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184517 +0000" stop="20260509190634 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olé/GYN - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Mary's locker brings out her inner voice; Kenny tries to clothe America; Brandi &amp; Jarrod get a leg up on the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190634 +0000" stop="20260509192713 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Win Some, You Luge Some - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Indio is extreme-ly interested for Dave. Brandi and Jarrod find the ultimate stash while Mary's locker misfires.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192713 +0000" stop="20260509194751 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Value of the Dolls - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Jarrod finds the party locker he's always wanted. Meanwhile Rene discovers a new mobile business opportunity and Ivy's footwear makes a huge impact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183447 +0000" stop="20260509191819 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke Monster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sean's team struggles with the death of a teammate, and heightened emotions lead to questionable driving. Reed arms the Dominator with probe cannons, while Tim smokes out a South Dakota monster that just keeps growing, and discovers there's no way out when you're in the path of a perfect storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181229 +0000" stop="20260509185746 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Seven: The Lost Sister - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Psychic visions draw Eleven to a band of violent outcasts and an angry girl with a shadowy past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185746 +0000" stop="20260509194422 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An unlikely hero steps forward when a deadly development puts the Hawkins Lab on lockdown, trapping Will and several others inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182725 +0000" stop="20260509191545 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adjuster - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jesse impedes a jewel sale, but a murderer, pretending to be a cop, retrieves the gems. This episodes introduces an enemy unknown to Street Hawk. This enemy is the masquerading cop boss whom we only know of via telephone conversations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180223 +0000" stop="20260509184520 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Louis and Mike finally see eye to eye, but Louis' paranoia may damage his budding friendship with Mike as well as his standing at the firm. Also, Travis Tanner rolls back into town, gunning for Harvey. Guest Stars: Eric Close, David Costabile, John Finn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184520 +0000" stop="20260509192803 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Point - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Harvey balks when Jessica puts him in the passenger seat on a lawsuit that could make or break the firm, and his backseat driving may have far-reaching consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184251 +0000" stop="20260509192802 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weather Maker - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Glaciers are melting, gigantic whirlpools are forming, and there are icebergs in the South Pacific. When the Super Friends chart these drastic changes in the weather, a pattern soon begins to emerge. They discover that scientist Dr. Thinkwik hopes to shift the Gulf Stream from its regular position to warm his Arctic country, Glacia, but the Super Friends stop him and help him find another way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181425 +0000" stop="20260509183736 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter: Dormammu! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>With supernatural wackiness plaguing the city, the Super Hero Squad enlists the help of the Sorcerer Supreme of the Earth dimension, Doctor Strange. However, the good doctor seems to be "off his rocker," babbling incoherently and summoning the Dread Dormammu to Super Hero City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183736 +0000" stop="20260509190046 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Atom...It Rises! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A new villain named Scorpio shows up in superhero city. Nicky Fury disguises himself as a villain to infiltrate Doom's Headquarters to stop Dr. Doom from using a fractal to control a black hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190046 +0000" stop="20260509192357 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night in the Sanctorum! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Falcon is presumed the cause of crashing The Helicarrier, The Squad is forced to relocate. Meanwhile, Enchantress and M.O.D.O.K. plan to attack Superhero City while the squad is tired from moving from place to place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192357 +0000" stop="20260509194708 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Forest Green! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When MODOK and Abomination botched up another fractal retrieval mission, Doctor Doom pairs them up with Egghead in infiltrate the Helicarrier in micro-size. When Ant-Man is called in to help, it is a micro-sized, all-out battle for the fractal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181505 +0000" stop="20260509182831 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bats in the Basement (Mario and the Beanstalk) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers welcome a pointy-toothed exchange student from Transylvania.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182831 +0000" stop="20260509184156 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up! (Love 'Em and Leave 'Em) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers try out their best Elvis impression for an upcoming contest, They get some advice from a special guest star which leaves them "All Shook Up"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184156 +0000" stop="20260509185525 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Mia Mario (The Great BMX Race) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mama Mario comes over to the Mario Brother's apartment for a visit</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185525 +0000" stop="20260509191720 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alligator Dundee (Stars in Their Eyes) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers encounter a Ratagator in their apartment and seek assistance from Alligator Dundee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191720 +0000" stop="20260509193047 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance (Jungle Fever) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Luigi receives a birthday gift from Mario - a dance lesson by a special guest star</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193047 +0000" stop="20260509194413 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cher's Poochie (Brooklyn Bound) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers agree to watch Poochie, the beloved dog of their special guest star. An incident with a Pizza Transformer leads to some doggone hijinks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194413 +0000" stop="20260509195740 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E.C. the Extra Creepy (Toad Warriors) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mario falls head over heels for their special guest star who is out of this world!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181013 +0000" stop="20260509183539 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost Who Was Afraid of Halloween - S01E35</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Storybrook Village and Pig is so frightened, he won't go Trick or Treating with his friends! The Super Readers pay a storybook visit to Little Ghost, who's a bit of a scaredy cat himself, to teach him there's more to Halloween than meets the eye!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183539 +0000" stop="20260509190032 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stars in the Sky - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Princess Pea wants to play in a rainbow, but her mother says it simply can't be done! So the Super Readers soar into the story The Stars in the Sky and accompany a little girl named Ella with a big dream of her own! As the Super Readers climb higher and higher they begin to wonder - will they play with the stars, or merely wish on them? Educational Objectives: To learn about the fun of fantasy, follow the alphabet, practice spelling skills and use the power to read to change the story and save the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190032 +0000" stop="20260509192558 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Feathers - S01E37</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Pig and his brothers are building a train set but Pig's negative attitude has stopped him in his tracks! The Super Readers encounter a young prince about to embark on a race to find a magic carpet! The only problem is the prince doesn't think he can do it! As the Super Readers journey towards the magic carpet, they wonder if they'll be able to change the prince's outlook. Educational Objectives: To learn about the power of positive thinking, practice the alphabet and spelling skills, identify the letters U, N, L, O, C, K and use the power to read to change the story!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192558 +0000" stop="20260509195125 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Mermaid - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Pig feels different from his friends, which makes him very sad. The Super Readers dive into the story The Little Mermaid to talk with someone whose tail sets her apart from kids on land. As the Super Readers explore the ocean floor with The Little Mermaid, Pig slowly begins to see why being different can be special and the journey to the depths of the sea teaches him a lesson he can use right in his own backyard. Educational Objectives: To learn about feeling good about yourself. Preschoolers will follow the alphabet, practice the magic of spelling, and use the power to read to change the story!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180328 +0000" stop="20260509181429 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superjail Six - S04E06</title>
    <desc>During a routine sewer cleaning in Superjail, Stingray discovers a long forgotten secret that Alice and Jared had kept from the Warden. Apparently there were six dangerous inmates (known as the Superjail Six) during Superjail's early years that managed to escape from prison and make it into the badlands around the jail. After Warden learned of this he shut himself in his office for days due to depression which led to Alice and Jared forcing him to forget the incident. When Stingray learns of this story from one of the older inmates, he sets out with Prison Peedee's help to drive Warden back into his depression. The plan backfires, however, and Warden falls through the sewer pipes with Stingray and Peedee in tow. While Peedee and Stingray are chained together lost in the bayou the Warden comes across some mutated hillbilly/alligators. After partying with them he angers the entire group by destroying their sacred tree. This leads to a full invasion of Superjail by the Alligator Hillbillies. After Ash ends the invasion with a massive explosion, the last member of the Superjail Six returns to the Jail. Warden promptly kills him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181429 +0000" stop="20260509182459 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superbar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden opens a bar in Superjail, the Superbar, in an attempt to get a date with Alice. Things take a turn for the worse when Jared falls off the wagon and becomes drunk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182459 +0000" stop="20260509183609 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Combaticus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Warden and his staff unearth an ancient fighting arena. It is reactivated in an effort to decrease the high inmate depression level and becomes a Thunderdome-like chance for the inmates to fight to the death for freedom. The Twins attempt to sabotage the arena with Combaticus, a fighter created from their DNA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183609 +0000" stop="20260509184702 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A carrier ship for the female prison "Ultraprison" crash-lands in Superjail. Ultraprison's "Mistress" and the Warden arrange a ball for their inmates as part of a bet to see which set of convicts can act more refined. The Warden gets to keep the female prisoners if he wins the bet; if the Mistress wins, she gets Superjail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184702 +0000" stop="20260509185833 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold-Blooded - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Ed Gein-like serial killer is mistakenly captured by Jailbot instead of Jacknife, putting Superjail on edge. To investigate his grip on the inmates, the Warden sends Jared undercover as a inmate. When the new arrival accidentally kills himself, Jared takes the credit and becomes admired by inmates as Superjail's most violent resident. Meanwhile, the Twins hack into Jailbot and control him like a video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185833 +0000" stop="20260509190930 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Negaton - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Warden invites his favorite motivational speaker, D.L. Diamond, to Superjail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190930 +0000" stop="20260509192042 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorarium - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Warden holds a science fair and declares himself the winner for inventing the Terrorarium, a snowglobe containing miniature jungle filled with dangerous, carnivorous insects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192042 +0000" stop="20260509193201 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Grumpy-Pants - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jacknife's latest crime results in him accidentally kidnapping a little girl with cancer as Jailbot drags him back to Superjail. A disfigured inmate, discovering it is the girl's birthday, decides to throw her a party. Meanwhile, the Warden conjures his gremlin-like inner child, which tries to kill the girl, as she makes him feel old.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193201 +0000" stop="20260509194335 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Warden tries to stop a riot by monitoring the inmates' dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194335 +0000" stop="20260509195434 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time-Police (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Faced with overcrowding in his prison, the Warden decides to make Superjail into a franchise, but is arrested by the Time Police to stand trial for devastation this decision causes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181013 +0000" stop="20260509183348 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fufu Snafu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties have to stop Cat Burglar after he takes a gold statue from the Kittydale Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183348 +0000" stop="20260509185723 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super-Fan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>SuperKitty super-fan, Pickles, helps the team save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185723 +0000" stop="20260509192058 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Bother - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties stop Zsa-Zsa from turning the Kittydale water tower into her own giant bubble bath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192058 +0000" stop="20260509194433 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Groggy Groundhogs - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties stop Lab Rat after she kicks all the groundhogs out of their special space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181219 +0000" stop="20260509183335 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Girl Lost (1) - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Superman discovers a teenage girl in stasis while exploring the remains of his home world Krypton. She is the last survivor of Argos, a sister planet of Krypton whose civilization was destroyed when Krypton exploded. On returning to Earth she discovers that she has superpowers like superman and wanting to prove herself she goes to Metropolis to take on Granny Goodness and Intergang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183335 +0000" stop="20260509185504 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Girl Lost (2) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Granny Goodness gets help against Supergirl from the Female Furies from Apokolips. Superman arrives but is captured and taken to Apokolips. Supergirl must rescue him and destroy a comet directed towards Earth by Granny Goodness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185504 +0000" stop="20260509191618 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Superman gets caught in the middle of a fight between Volcana, a woman with powerful paranormal skills, and the government agents that want to turn her into a weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191618 +0000" stop="20260509193734 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Time - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After Bruce Wayne is kidnapped, Superman must go undercover as Batman to find him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193734 +0000" stop="20260509195850 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Kids in Town - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Brainiac travels back in time from the year 2979 to destroy a young Clark Kent before he can become Superman. The Legion of Superheroes, however, send three of their own to stop him: Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy, and Chameleon Boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180913 +0000" stop="20260509184951 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hook Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Sam and Dean help a girl whose date became a victim of the "Hook Man," a famous urban legend that turns out to be real, in a small college town somewhere in Iowa. In order to save her and her father, the local minister, the brothers have to find the ghost's bones so they can destroy them. One tiny problem... they're in an unmarked grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184951 +0000" stop="20260509193313 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Dean and Sam arrive in a town checking up a report of a mysterious death, and stop at a realtor's open house barbecue. Sam meets the realtor's son Matt, who is fascinated with bugs. Soon the town is invaded by swarms of deadly bugs, and there may be no way out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181136 +0000" stop="20260509183302 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brett's Dead - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Amy worries that Dina may be struggling with anxiety. Jonah tries to find out more about Garrett's past. Mateo and Cheyenne avoid work by convincing Glenn that they were close with Brett.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183302 +0000" stop="20260509185431 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part-Time Hires - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amy turns to Jonah for advice on how to balance her parenting. Garrett and Dina argue over who broke up with whom. Cheyenne tries to convince Mateo that the cute construction worker might just be flirting with him for store perks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185431 +0000" stop="20260509191603 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workplace Bullying - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions arise among the employees after an attempted robbery, pitting Dina against Jonah. Glenn has a tough time firing the store security guard. Amy discovers that her coworkers have been hanging out without her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191603 +0000" stop="20260509193736 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sal's Dead - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A dead body is found in the drywall, making for an extra-creepy Halloween at Cloud 9, and Amy creates an awkward situation when she messes with Jonah's online dating profile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193736 +0000" stop="20260509195906 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Fund - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mateo turns to stranger and stranger home remedies for an ear infection. Amy and Jonah decide to offer an alternative to Cloud 9’s terrible health insurance plan. Glenn enlists Dina to help him get medical attention for his own embarrassing condition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180109 +0000" stop="20260509180851 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Chinatown - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Tex turns everything topsy-turvey and SuperTed goes overboard in a San Francisco restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed Goes Round the Bend - S01E36</title>
    <desc>SuperTed has bought a car – just so that Spottyman can teach him to drive. But someone else’s beady eyes are fixed on the new machine.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Inca Treasure - S01E01</title>
    <desc>SuperTed travels to the Amazon to rescue the treasure of an ancient civilisation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182423 +0000" stop="20260509183207 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Pearl Fishers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete wants to take over all the oyster beds of the South Pacific Island, but he has to beat SuperTed first!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183207 +0000" stop="20260509184002 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Stolen Rocket Ship - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete dreams of conquering the universe, he steals a rocket ship and heads for outer space. SuperTed and Spotty chase after him, with spectacular results</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184002 +0000" stop="20260509184755 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Train Robbers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>There is an avalanche of laughs as Texas Pete hijacks a train in the Alps. Unfortunately for him, SuperTed and Spottyman are taking a sking holiday in the area.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184755 +0000" stop="20260509185545 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Giant Kites - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In a mountainous part of mid-Wales, a rare species of birds is in danger. Texas Pete is stealing eggs for his collection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185545 +0000" stop="20260509190338 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Elephants' Graveyard - S01E06</title>
    <desc>For the first time in history an elephant flies in a space rocket, as SuperTed and Spotty travel to Africa to find out who is stealing ivory from the traditional resting place of the African elephant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190338 +0000" stop="20260509191133 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gold Mine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is enjoying himself in the heart of Africa, but unbeknown to him Texas Pete is on an unofficial and unwelcome visit to a local gold mine causing trouble once again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191133 +0000" stop="20260509191929 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Funfair - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A little boy is on his last ride of the holiday, but it turns out to be a much more frightening ride than he’d bargained for, when he find he’s been kidnapped by Texas Pete. SuperTed comes to the rescue once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191929 +0000" stop="20260509192726 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at Creepy Castle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Is the creepy castle haunted? Or is Texas Pete up to his old tricks? Join our heroes SuperTed and Spotty to discover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192726 +0000" stop="20260509193518 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the City of the Dead - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is up to his old tricks again, but this time he is taking a big risk while searching for gold in the City of the Dead. Will he and the archaeologist he has kidnapped survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193518 +0000" stop="20260509194313 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed on Planet Spot - S01E11</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on a visit to friendly Planet Spot, the source of the magical cosmic dust. But the planet is not quite as friendly as it once was, when the evil Texas Pete gets up to his usual nasty tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194313 +0000" stop="20260509195111 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Nuts in Space - S01E12</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on the strange Planet Polly which is full of wild and weird parrots, but the poor parrots are starving as somebody has been intercepting the rockets that supply their only food…nuts. SuperTed investigates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195111 +0000" stop="20260509195912 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Toy Shop - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Will the sinister event at New York’s most famous toy shop cause SuperTed to forget that tomorrow is his best friend birthday?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181510 +0000" stop="20260509185741 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tierra del Fuego - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Les Stroud travels to the Mitre Peninsula, a remote peninsula located on the easternmost tip of Isla Grande in the province of Tierra del Fuego, Argentina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185741 +0000" stop="20260509194115 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temagami Forest - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Les Stroud travels into the forests of Ontario's Temagami, and the oldest mountains in North America to survive for 5 days, with no food, no water, no shelter, and no crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180143 +0000" stop="20260509182818 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Child Left Behind - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Following a DNA test, Cassie meets a new family who helps her experience the traditions of the culture; Cam and Reggie attempt to get rid of Uncle Julius' gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182818 +0000" stop="20260509185556 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guests - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Cam and Reggie return to Boston for a wedding; M-Chuck pursues relationships with many different women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185556 +0000" stop="20260509192452 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Team - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Reggie and Flaherty battle over a contract extension for Cam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192452 +0000" stop="20260509195227 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Thoughts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Cam learns secrets about his family's past, then must deal with the fallout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183015 +0000" stop="20260509190931 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crawfather - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Rick and the gang are looking forward to the year's biggest crawfish festival, but Phillips Seafood's main supplier threatens to spoil the party. Also, Coy's spirits are in the dumps, so Shorty gives him a "monster" of a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190931 +0000" stop="20260509194847 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Politicky Ricky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Rick Phillips has the gift of gab. But when he's asked to deliver a speech at the state senate, the chatty fisherman gets seriously tongue-tied. And, Shorty talks his way into a catering gig for a girls' softball team. But is he ready to step up to the plate?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183737 +0000" stop="20260509192048 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Way of the Swamp - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Swampers are in danger of losing their businesses until family and friends come to their aid. One hunter gets some needed help from their spouse and a friend. A second hunter is reunited with his partner–while another team relies on their airboat to lead them to success deep in the Texas marsh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182109 +0000" stop="20260509184451 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Alicization - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Asuna infiltrates Rath, the research lab in the Ocean Turtle, where she relentlessly grills Kikuoka about Kazuto’s whereabouts. Kikuoka reveals that behind the development of the Soul Translator is a mind-blowing objective of epic scale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184451 +0000" stop="20260509190833 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swordcraft Academy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Two years have gone by since Kirito and Eugeo left Rulid Village. In the capital city, Centoria, both boys have attained their goal of being admitted to the North Centoria Imperial Swordcraft Academy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190833 +0000" stop="20260509193215 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swordsman's Pride - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kirito finds himself in a duel against the Elite Disciple Volo Levantein, using real swords. As the curious crowd looks on, Kirito is encouraged by Sortiliena, and the duel begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193215 +0000" stop="20260509195557 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobleman's Responsibilities - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Now an Elite Disciple along with Kirito, Eugeo struggles with the question of what he should infuse in his sword so he can become stronger. When he’s taunted by First-Seat Elite Disciple Raios and Second-Seat Humbert, Eugeo decides to accept Humbert’s request for a duel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180330 +0000" stop="20260509185137 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bribe - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Hooker and the team assist in a large drugs bust, the main dealer escapes, but a videotape is seized that incriminates Hooker for seemingly taking bribes to keep prostitutes out of jail. Stripped of his badge and gun as he awaits being charged with corruption, he travels to Las Vegas and meets up with the prostitute accused of bribing him, in a bid to clear his name and get to the bottom of the drug operation by nailing the mastermind crime lord at it's centre...   Meanwhile, Corrigan asks Romano to use his trainee lawyer skills to help a pregnant woman caught up at the scene of the bust who is an illegal immigrant...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185137 +0000" stop="20260509193946 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Story - S04E16</title>
    <desc>An attractive woman named Teri, whom Hooker meets when giving a speeding ticket, finds that her friend has been robbed and raped, and herself is attacked when she unwittingly stumbles onto the scene, until Hooker comes to the rescue. She aids him as they try to identify the violent gang behind the attacks, and in their together, they quickly fall in love, but things take a nasty turn when the gang track Teri down and badly attack and rape her. The result of the attack takes its toll on her and Hooker's relationship, and causes Corrigan, Stacy and Romano to become concerned that Hooker's fierce pursuit of the gang is being clouded by personal feelings and the want for revenge...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182126 +0000" stop="20260509184408 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Trouble - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy show Mia the joys of giving away her old toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184408 +0000" stop="20260509190650 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TOTSGIVING - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After Lucky nearly ruins TOTSGIVING, Pip, Freddy, and KC set out to save the holiday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190650 +0000" stop="20260509192931 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodbird's Wish - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Woodbird always dreamed of making a baby delivery, so Pip and Freddy are here to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192931 +0000" stop="20260509195213 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magical Baby - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Freddy believes baby Narwhal Nathan is magical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182146 +0000" stop="20260509184451 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bark to the Future - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Keswick is working on an invention that will allow the TUFF agents to see the Chameleon no matter what he turns into. In an effort to get his hands on the invention, the Chameleon turns into Dudley and convinces him that he's future Dudley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184451 +0000" stop="20260509190757 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Quacktion - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Quacky the Duck and the Sharing Moose cast the TUFF agents in their latest movie called "Not a Real Movie," in a genuis plot to get the agents to steal gold and frame them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190757 +0000" stop="20260509193103 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Howl-O-Ween - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Petropolis' bad guys team up to steal all the Halloween candy; Keswick opens a grave behind T.U.F.F. creating zombies; Dudley and Kitty try to save Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193103 +0000" stop="20260509195354 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bark to Nature - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dudley and Kitty go to Yellowbone Park to stop Snaptrap, who is stealing picnic baskets. Dudley gets obsessed over T.U.F.F.'s new trailer and refuses to get out of it, but once he does it to go to the restroom, D.O.O.M. steals it. After five minutes out of the trailer, Dudley suddenly becomes a "nature dog" and manages to get the vehicle back, but then it explodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181129 +0000" stop="20260509183530 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickleball - S03E12</title>
    <desc>It’s time for the annual TFD Pickleball Tournament. Terry and Eddie’s team are long-running-and-very-cocky Station Champs, but the Crew has plans to finally take them and their attitudes down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183530 +0000" stop="20260509185930 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire at the Fire Station - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The squad is out on a call when the unthinkable happens: a fire breaks out at home Station 24.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185930 +0000" stop="20260509192341 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate World FD - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crew hopes to return to their burned-down station, but must convince a reluctant Eddie to join them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192341 +0000" stop="20260509194754 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Probie Imbroglio - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Crew welcomes Mickleberry, a new probie to the shift, but they quickly realize a funny name is not a good reason for picking a new Firefighter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181901 +0000" stop="20260509184516 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Death - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Logan is an unscrupulous gold digger who would do anything to catch the right woman with lots of money, including dabble into voodoo. When he meets Margaret, a sexy and rich widow on vacation, he immediately asks his partner, a voodoo priestess to conjure up a love potion for him which she takes unknowingly, she falls in love with him. How long will she love him for is the question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184516 +0000" stop="20260509191306 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S02E05</title>
    <desc>For their tenth anniversary a couple heads down to a cabin owned by their friend. When she and her friend start sneaking around the husband gets jealous and assumes that they are having an affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191306 +0000" stop="20260509193428 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing from the Grave - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stacy is a really sexy model with a very abusive agent/boyfriend named Mitch. When her photographer friend Cates offers her refuge in his home from his terror, they ultimately fall in love and gives her a special necklace as symbol of love and also promises her that he'd protect her no matter what. When Mitch learns of this, he goes into a deadly rage and question is, will Cates' promise be kept?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181009 +0000" stop="20260509183257 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullethead Baloo - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A Dr. Axelottel tries to sell Khan a Mechanical Electric Laborer (MEL) robot.  When Khan turns down the robot, Axelottel vows revenge on him.  Meanwhile, The Jungle Aces are obsessed with Bullethead, an action comic book character.  Kit says that comic book heroes are not like real heroes: pilots.  When forced to use an example, he uses Baloo.  But Baloo proves to be yesterday's news.  Not wanting to let Kit down, Baloo borrows a rocket device from Prof. Buzz.  Baloo and Buzz then setup a scheme to impress the Jungle Aces, which interferes with a kidnapping plot involving MEL.  When Buzz confesses to the police that his role was part of a gag, Baloo has to prove that there still really is a threat to Khan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183257 +0000" stop="20260509185542 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny Rides Again - S01E55</title>
    <desc>After delivering a package, Baloo finds Kit talking to a Madam Una.  Upon seeing Baloo (with a llama hat on), she mistakes him for the legendary 'Great Llama.'  She then tells him of the legend of The Idol Of Doom.  It's Baloo's destiny to find this idol of mass destruction that can only be destroyed by a hero (e.g. The Great Llama).  Before Baloo can object, she slaps a bracelet that leads The Hero to the idol.  The bracelet causes a chain of events that, through shear dumb luck, bring him to the temple the idol is hidden in.  Meanwhile, they're pursued by El Gato, a man who seeks the idol for it's destructive powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185542 +0000" stop="20260509191813 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mach One for the Gipper - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Baloo is reacquainted with Ace London, a highly regarded pilot.  He belittles Baloo and boasts himself as the ace of the skies.  They both have to pick up packages at the same cargo hold.  By Ace's ignorance, he picks up Baloo's cargo of pickles and Baloo picks up Ace's cargo: A Top Secret Plane Engine.  Upon realizing his mistake, Ace claims Baloo stole his cargo.  He then explains the mission to his reinforcements over the radio, which is being intercepted by Don Karnage.  When Baloo doesn't respond to Ace, Ace opens fire on the Sea Duck.  When he realizes that the whole ordeal is over the fact he has the top secret engine, he has to personally fly back to the military airbase to clear his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191813 +0000" stop="20260509194103 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck on You - S01E57</title>
    <desc>When a reward is put on Don Karnage, he's insulted.  He puts on a full attack on the cliff cannons.  When he's victorious, he decides to boast in an old fashion manner: on a hot air balloon. At that same moment, Baloo is delivering several canisters of glue from a glue factory.  Don Karnage is knocked out of the sky and onto the Sea Duck.  Once inside, the two quarrel knocking themselves out the rear hatch.  When Karnage climbs back to safety, he heroically pulls Baloo up too.  Then one of the canisters comes loose and covers the two.  They become glued together.  Since Karnage saved Baloo's life, he promises not to turn Karnage in for the reward in return.  And the pirates think Baloo killed their captain, so they attack the Sea Duck.  To make matters worst, they discover that they have until 6 o'clock (3 hours) to get back to the glue factory and un-stick themselves before it becomes permanent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180533 +0000" stop="20260509181643 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank’s New Job - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Talking Hank’s new job starts to take over his life. Will Talking Tom and the gang get through to him before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181643 +0000" stop="20260509182800 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallel Universe - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom visits a parallel universe when he accidentally opens a wormhole in the app studio. Will he ever make it home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182800 +0000" stop="20260509183918 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Formula - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben is over the moon when he bumps into a nerdy girl at the Grape Geek store. Is Ben destined to be alone, or will he play his cards right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183918 +0000" stop="20260509185034 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Robot Galileo - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben invents a comedy robot! But instead of telling jokes, the robot comes up with an evil plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185034 +0000" stop="20260509190119 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Voice Switch - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben’s teleportation device switches the voices of Talking Tom and Talking Angela. Angela’s got a huge gig tonight, but she’s got Tom’s voice and he’s got hers! What are they going to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190119 +0000" stop="20260509191221 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poker Face - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Confident he can defeat anyone, Talking Tom challenges The Landlord to a game and loses his company in the process! What will happen to them now The Landlord’s in charge?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191221 +0000" stop="20260509192319 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Museum Madness - S01E48</title>
    <desc>A trip to the Fun Museum doesn’t turn out the way Talking Tom planned, but at least he manages to get Talking Ben to take the day off!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192319 +0000" stop="20260509193436 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Embarrassing Memories - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom and Talking Ben relive some of their most embarrassing memories when they travel back in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193436 +0000" stop="20260509194538 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Secret Worth Keeping: Part One - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom gets directions mixed up and ends up in the desert rather than picking up dessert. Does this mean he’ll miss hearing Talking Angela’s big secret?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194538 +0000" stop="20260509195636 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Secret Worth Keeping: Part Two - S01E51</title>
    <desc>There’s more than just Talking Angela’s love life at stake when the CEO calls for a meeting with Tom and Ben Enterprises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180947 +0000" stop="20260509185137 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tanked Again for the Holidays - S08E12</title>
    <desc>A Irish bar in Florida requests an aquarium with a pub theme; a jerky store in Las Vegas wants a butcher-block tank. Meanwhile, Brett goes overboard on his holiday decorations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185137 +0000" stop="20260509193331 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Moon Hits Your Eye - S08E13</title>
    <desc>A dinner theater in Tennessee wants to replace an old moonshine still with an aquarium; a Las Vegas optician requests an anatomically correct eyeball tank for his lobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181714 +0000" stop="20260509184157 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lighter Side of Angela Matusa - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alex meets up with Angela (his overweight date from the previous season) only to learn she's lost 100 pounds.  When they go to dinner, he learns that she did it all for him, making him very nervous because he doesn't really want more than a friendship with Angela but hates to discourage her from losing weight and feeling good about herself.  Later, Wayne, a guy from Angela's weight clinic, comes to see Alex in the hopes of finding Angela, who's missing (it seems Wayne has a crush on Angela).  Together, they find a very depressed Angela, eating alone in a greasy spoon diner.  Alex convinces Angela that she doesn't need to be depressed and that she and Wayne belong together.  She and Wayne leave together, but Angela confesses to Alex that the reason she had previously rejected Wayne's advances was because he's married with four kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184157 +0000" stop="20260509190640 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman Between Friends - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tony and Bobby's friendship is put to the test when they start dating the same woman, Janet.  They begin arguing, prompting Tony to almost punch Bobby out, but eventually Alex convinces them that this rivalry has to end.  Tony and Bobby sit down with Janet and ask her to choose between them.  Before she announces her decision, Bobby and Tony realize that their friendship could be over, based on her decision, so they decide to both give her up.  Janet, bothered that her feelings weren't taken into account, tells them what the guy she was going to choose would be missing, adding that the choice was Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190640 +0000" stop="20260509193119 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Race - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Louie reprimands the cabbies for low bookings and boasts of what a good cab driver he used to be, the cabbies propose a contest to see whether Alex or Louie can book more.  Louie agrees with the caveat that Elaine must go out with him if he wins.  During the contest, Alex forgoes chances to make big money unscrupulously, while Louie tries to con his passengers out of their money whenever possible.  When all is said and done, Louie appears to have won by $15.  Later, they determine that Alex has been tipped $40, while Louie has only been tipped 85 cents, and Alex is declared the winner, saving Elaine from a frightful night with Louie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193119 +0000" stop="20260509195553 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When it is discovered that Latka is living at the garage after being kicked out of his apartment, Alex helps him find a place.  Latka is able to find one on his own and invites Alex to see it.  The apartment appears to be a beautiful luxury penthouse, and he has misunderstood that the $3000 rent is monthly, as opposed to a one time fee.  Alex is about to get Latka out of the arrangement, when he gets the bright idea that the whole gang can share the apartment for the month and see how the other half lives.  When the month is up, the gang is reluctant to give up their decadent new lifestyle, so they decide to throw a "rent party" in the hopes of staying another month.  However, all the party goers (except Elaine) are male and demand their money back when they see there are no available women.  Having lost their apartment, the cabbies agree to help Latka find a new place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181000 +0000" stop="20260509183308 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Favorite Things Show - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The trio look for their friend's lost shell collection by retracing her steps on an elevator, in a laundry room and through a frog pond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183308 +0000" stop="20260509185611 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Boat Race - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The team rebuilds its friend's broken toy boat in time for a race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185611 +0000" stop="20260509192011 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicks in the City - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The team helps Colin rescue six baby chicks who have recently hatched, and escaped from his school, and into Umi City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192011 +0000" stop="20260509194318 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost Family Costume Party - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The team must help a little ghost solve riddles while on his way to a costume party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183213 +0000" stop="20260509194145 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom City - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An unexpected guest has Ted on edge. When Richmond travel to Manchester for a big match, Roy and Keeley become concerned about Jamie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183935 +0000" stop="20260509191459 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 - S07E15</title>
    <desc>On the 100th episode of Teen Mom 2, Chelsea shares big news with Aubree and the MTV team.  Kailyn and Javi finally come to a decision about their marriage.  Leah finds a new home for her and the girls. Nathan has his first weekend with Kaiser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191459 +0000" stop="20260509195545 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Javi returns home from deployment with mixed reactions.  After a flood devastates West Virginia, Jeremy and Leah have trouble communicating.  Chelsea hopes her doctors visit goes well so she can finally make the baby announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181339 +0000" stop="20260509183641 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End (1) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The day has finally come. Raven is destined to end the world on this day. Trigon will come by sunset. But not if the Titans have anything to say about it. They place Raven in a safe room while they take on an army of flame creatures and Slade who is determind to take Raven to the Trigon. But Raven knows the horrible truth. No matter what the Titans do, there is no escaping her destiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183641 +0000" stop="20260509185942 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, and Beast Boy awake to a nightmare. Trigon has risen and he has ended the world. Every building is destroyed, and all life has been turned to stone. Due to one last gift of Raven's, the Titans have survived. Now, they must find a way to get Raven back, maybe she knows of a way to stop Trigon. But to do this, the Titans will have to accept help from their old enemy - Slade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185942 +0000" stop="20260509192245 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End (3) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The stars are aligned. The sun is in eclipse. All of Slade's labors are about to reach fruition -- and the Titans are about to face their greatest challenge ever. But is there really any hope of preventing the end of the world?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192245 +0000" stop="20260509194547 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Beast Boy's former team, The Doom Patrol, is in trouble, the Titans must embark on a daring mission to save them. Beast Boy explains that this can only mean one thing: the Doom Patrol's greatest foes are back. The Brotherhood of Evil has returned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181013 +0000" stop="20260509182107 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen Titans Vroom (1) - S05E53</title>
    <desc>The Titans gain the ability to transform into cars (which parodies the plot of Turbo Teen and the theme music and visual imaging of Transformers), and must learn to work together to stop Dr. Military.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182107 +0000" stop="20260509183201 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen Titans Vroom (2) - S05E54</title>
    <desc>The Titans gain the ability to transform into cars (which parodies the plot of Turbo Teen and the theme music and visual imaging of Transformers), and must learn to work together to stop Dr. Military.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183201 +0000" stop="20260509184300 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast Boy's That's What's Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Beast Boy heads back east to visit his family, the Doom Patrol, and they decide to throw a clambake to celebrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184300 +0000" stop="20260509185340 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crab Shenanigans - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Beast Boy, Negative Girl, and Robotman start hanging out with some punk crabs but soon discover the crabs are up to no good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185340 +0000" stop="20260509190455 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobots - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cyborg comes to visit Beast Boy, but once Cyborg realizes how much he and Robotman have in common, they become inseparable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190455 +0000" stop="20260509191532 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Flip - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Although it’s time for Beast Boy to leave, the Doom Patrol try everything they can to make him stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191532 +0000" stop="20260509192609 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast Boy on a Shelf - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus forces Beast Boy to become a spy and report on the Titans' naughty behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192609 +0000" stop="20260509193737 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Crusaders - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus and Robin must stop the nefarious Coal Miner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193737 +0000" stop="20260509194909 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Off to Get Awards - S06E07</title>
    <desc>During an awards ceremony, Robin is swept up by a tornado and arrives in a magical land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194909 +0000" stop="20260509200027 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bat Scouts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>To reach the highest rank in the Bat Scouts, Robin teaches the other Titans important vigilante skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180008 +0000" stop="20260509182337 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobster from Dimension X - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Alvin Huxley has demonstrated his breakthrough invention: The Protein Computer, a computer that thinks as fast as a human mind and can be linked to one. When some gangsters break into the Professor's lecture and try to kidnap him, the Turtles arrive and drive the gangsters away. But these are not ordinary gangsters as their boss is is the Globfather, a large slimy green amoeba in a pinstripe suit and fedora. The Globfather is on Earth and wants to get the protein computer for someone who is willing to pay a lot for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182337 +0000" stop="20260509184714 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Earth Disappeared - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Lord Dregg has managed to open a gigantic portal that is large enough to pull the entire Earth into Dimension X. While trying to figure out how to stop it, Leonardo, Donatello and Master Splinter are pulled through the portal, after Dregg turns the portal on them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184714 +0000" stop="20260509191042 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Lord Dregg launches a final attack on the Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must travel back to the Technodrome to retrieve Krang's old android body to defeat him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191042 +0000" stop="20260509193322 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtle Tracks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>April O'Neil, ace reporter for Channel 6, investigates recent break-ins, allegedly by Ninjas. Resulting in the thefts of numerous technologies, however, a chance encounter with a gang of thieves soon leads her to a bigger story when she is saved from the criminals by four mutant ninja turtles.
The Turtles take April back to their lair, and, after getting better acquainted, April learns they are good hearted mutants. They decide to investigate the thefts together and their efforts lead them into an encounter with the mysterious ninjas, The Foot Clan, and their leader, Shredder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193322 +0000" stop="20260509195726 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Shredder - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Shredder kidnaps Splinter in an attempt to lure the Turtles to his own cause. In order to rescue Splinter, the Turtles must enter the Shredder's mobile fortress, The Technodrome and brave it's dangerous weaponry. Even if they can, they must still confront The Shredder himself, who is armed not only with the nature of their origin, but also with his own mutated henchmen, Bebop, and Rocksteady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180821 +0000" stop="20260509183104 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riddle of the Ancient Aeons - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Turtles find themselves on a planet of pure evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183104 +0000" stop="20260509185347 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Mikey's Mind - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When microscopic aliens invade Mikey's mind, the Turtles have to chase them through the strange world of Mikey's subconscious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185347 +0000" stop="20260509191630 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arena of Carnage - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Turtles are captured by the Triceratons and are forced to fight in a gladiator-like arena for their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191630 +0000" stop="20260509193913 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The War for Dimension X - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Turtles must gain the trust of the Utrom Council in order to find the next piece of the black hole generator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181317 +0000" stop="20260509183639 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child's Play - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Itstar masterminds its first attack, attempting to destroy the Terrahawks with a bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183639 +0000" stop="20260509190000 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolly Roger One - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Yung-star and Itstar are sent with Captain Goat to run a pirate radio ship to lure the Terrahawks into a trap</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190000 +0000" stop="20260509192341 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Yung-Star runs away, but he is unknowingly carrying a 'bug' in the form of a powder inside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192341 +0000" stop="20260509194713 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Samurai - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tamura, a Samurai warrior from outer space, forces Zelda and Ninestein to meet on neutral ground in order to settle their dispute peacefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181409 +0000" stop="20260509183642 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Hope - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The guys go see Star Wars and are all completely blown away by it.  Red asks Eric to hang out with his boss' son now that he's started working at the plant full-time again.  David was an awkward kid the last time Eric saw him, but now he's a hunk who likes reading Donna's short stories.  Also, Laurie starts hitting on Kelso out of boredom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183642 +0000" stop="20260509185911 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Tower - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The guys paint a pot leaf on the water tower and Kelso falls off trying to fix it because everyone thinks it looks like the finger. Instead of going to the hospital they go to Eric's cause his mom's a nurse. When Eric goes to get her he walks in on his parents having sex. Having trouble sleeping and not being able to look his parents in the eyes leads his parents to believe he's on drugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185911 +0000" stop="20260509192140 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punk Chick - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Hyde meets a girl who's the female version of him. She tries to convince him to go to New York with her but he decides that it would be best if he stayed behind. Kelso and Red make smaller paddles for Pong. Fez feels left out of everything. Jackie tries to bake a pie for home economics project, but she ruins it every time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192140 +0000" stop="20260509194410 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandma's Dead - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Red's mother Bernice has once again managed to make everyone miserable during one of her visits.  While driving his grandmother home, Eric lashes out and tells her that it wouldn't kill her to be nice once in a while.  Bernice promptly drops dead, leaving Eric to think he killed her.  The entire Forman family (including Laurie and Red's brother Marty) comes together for her funeral while Eric gets drunk at a bar with the guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180102 +0000" stop="20260509182638 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a Blunder - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ann brings Donald home to meet her parents, but he goes through some serious torture when they stop for a little picnic on the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182638 +0000" stop="20260509185214 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Little Rich Kid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ann is charmed by a wealthy man who gives her many luxuries and Don tries to compete. Ann realizes that money is not the most important thing in a relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185214 +0000" stop="20260509191751 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Wanted - S01E07</title>
    <desc>One rule in life: never ever ask your girlfriend to work with you. Don learns that the hard way when he hires Ann to be his secretary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191751 +0000" stop="20260509194311 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Auction Annie - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At an antique auction, Ann buys a box of junk with a baseball in it. A strange man follows her because he wants the baseball. It turns out that he is an ex-baseball player who wants the ball for sentimental reasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181423 +0000" stop="20260509183805 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shizu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>One day, in the midst of the improvements on the Goblin Village with the help of Kaijin and the dwarves, Rimuru meets a trio of adventurers from the Guild who've been temporarily joined by a masked woman named Shizu. Shizu turns out to be the person Rimuru is destined to be with, as his fortune said. Shizu also came to this world from Japan, but unlike him, she was summoned here many years ago. So Rimuru uses his Thought Communication skill to show Shizu what Japan looks like today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183805 +0000" stop="20260509190147 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conqueror of Flames - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Demon Lord Leon Cromwell summoned Shizu out of Tokyo as it burned during in the air raids, then forced the high-ranked spirit Ifrit to possess her. After taking over Shizu's body, Ifrit begins to rampage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190147 +0000" stop="20260509192529 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inherited Will - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Shizu was still with Demon Lord Leon, it was a Hero who rescued her. That Hero was Shizu's inspiration to help as many people as she could for many years. She even worked as a teacher for children who'd come from other worlds. And now, as her time comes to an end, Shizu asks Rimuru for one last favor...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192529 +0000" stop="20260509194911 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Ogres - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Rimuru and the Goblins' village is developing nicely. The Dwarves are building all kinds of houses and furniture, and the local Goblin Lords have appointed Rigurd as the Goblin King. As Rimuru watches everything come together, he decides to return to the cave and test the skills he received from Shizu. While there, he receives a request for help from Ranga through Thought Communication, and he rushes back to find his friends facing six Ogres. One of them orders Rimuru to "reveal his true identity." What is going on in the Great Forest of Jura?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181504 +0000" stop="20260509183736 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Hot Cotillion - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Cory gives advice about getting girls to "The Juicer", who has his eyes on a beautiful new transfer student, Kayla. "The Juicer" gets angry when he finds out she really likes Cory. Meanwhile, Raven is grounded for a week for being late for her great aunt's 80th birthday celebration (following a vision of Chelsea and Eddie needing help in a Mexican restaurant), and she quickly goes mad from loneliness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183736 +0000" stop="20260509190008 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When 6021 Met 4267 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Raven is having a party, she can't find a date to go with, so she uses the school's internet dating service to find out a compatible match. Raven finds out her true soul mate is Eddie, and then has a vision that their lives will be horrible when they grow up if they stay together. Because of this, she breaks up with Eddie. During the party they share a kiss, in which they seem to feel no spark from. In the last scene they share one more kiss, and there they both deny any feeling of a spark, but both of them end up showing that they liked the kiss and may have feelings for each other even though they decided to just be friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190008 +0000" stop="20260509192210 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soup to Nuts - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Raven hurts Principal Stuckerman, sending him to the hospital. She has a vision that Stuckerman is going to retire the next day, so she tries to avoid him the whole day by playing sick. Her grandma's soup causes her to have strange dreams, placing her in strange situations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192210 +0000" stop="20260509194442 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Members Only - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Raven and Chelsea pretend to be Eddie's girlfriends, so he can get into a hot new club called "The Sigmas". Things get ugly when the club's leaders, Dylan and Jordan, find out that Eddie is scamming them. Meanwhile, Cory and Victor try to find a cricket that Cory accidentally lets loose in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180828 +0000" stop="20260509183734 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nicola Murray MP has only been secretary of state for just over a week, but already there is press speculation on how long she will last. And now someone at the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship has completely wiped the immigration records of 170,672 people. Who's going to get the blame, who will have to break the news to Malcolm and how will Nicola get through lunch with the staff of the Guardian without revealing the scale of the latest disaster?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183734 +0000" stop="20260509190640 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Nicola Murray is stuck in an Eastbourne hotel bedroom with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle while she and Olly try to finish her speech for the annual party conference. It's not going well. But Glenn has brought in his secret weapon - Julie Price, tragic widow, people's champion and regional photo opportunity. Is this the breakthrough they need, or the start of a tug-of-Julie with Malcolm Tucker?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190640 +0000" stop="20260509193542 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The civil servants at DoSAC are preparing for a visit from the DoSAC shadow minister Peter Mannion. For Mannion and his team, this informal pre-election briefing is a good opportunity to measure up for new curtains. For Terri Coverley, this principally means putting on a bit more make-up. For Nicola Murray, it is simply another distraction on a day when nothing seems to be going right. All she really wants to do is get Glenn and Olly to kick-start the Fourth Sector Pathfinder Initiative. And then she gets a call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181710 +0000" stop="20260509184620 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rag Week - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Rag Week in Gasforth, and Fowler and his men are frequently disturbed by teenagers in scary masks – that is until a bank robbery by three men in rag masks occurs while Dawkins is there, leaving it uncertain whether or not the robbery is genuine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184620 +0000" stop="20260509191457 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Shift - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pestered by his ex-wife, Fowler reluctantly agrees to let his son Bill stay with him and Dawkins for a fortnight. When Dawkins overhears Bill making love to his girlfriend in the bedroom, she becomes envious and attempts to talk Fowler into going to see a sex therapist. Guest appearance by Sheila Gish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191457 +0000" stop="20260509194345 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids Today - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fowler and Grim clash over their views of handling juvenile troublemakers so they decide to take them on a retreat. Further tension arises when Goody punches a teenage skinhead for racially abusing Habib and is subsequently charged for assault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181036 +0000" stop="20260509190219 +0000" channel="C1733.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'90 - Summer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's summer: the BBQs are out and the raves are on. While Lol, Woody and Milky revel in domestic bliss, the rest of the gang embark on a journey they will never forget.</desc>
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    <title>'90 - Autumn - S03E03</title>
    <desc>It's autumn: Lol faces an impossible task. Honesty, forgiveness and loyalty are tested to the extreme. Kelly's downward spiral continues, while Shaun takes a trip down memory lane.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Over the Hill - S20E28</title>
    <desc>Stephen becomes jealous of all the attention Glynn is receiving from the Earl and becomes worried he will become a stationary attraction at his new railway museum. To determine who will be the exhibit, Stephen challenges Glynn to a race.</desc>
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    <title>Confused Coaches - S21E18</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Gordon upset their passengers when their competitive behavior gets extremely uncontrollable, causing them to accidentally board each other's coaches.</desc>
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    <title>Number One Engine - S22E01</title>
    <desc>Thomas is in China racing Hong-Mei in a bid to become the No. 1 Engine.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Forever and Ever - S22E02</title>
    <desc>With all the changes, Gordon is feeling a little blue. Luckily his new friend Nia is there to show him that not all change is bad.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Confusion Without Delay - S22E03</title>
    <desc>A new engine named Rebecca arrives on Sodor, and not to feel inferior to the others, which are very fast, always starting early, because they are afraid of being late.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Trusty Trunky - S22E04</title>
    <desc>Thomas learns that elephants in India really can shunt trucks.</desc>
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    <title>What Rebecca Does - S22E05</title>
    <desc>Rebecca is always kind and smiles at everyone but does not feel as special as the other engines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191757 +0000" stop="20260509192854 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas Goes to Bollywood - S22E06</title>
    <desc>During his period of work on the Indian railway, Thomas attends the shooting of a Bollywood film.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Thomas in the Wild - S22E07</title>
    <desc>Thomas takes a film crew to a nature reserve in China.</desc>
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    <title>Thomas and the Monkey Palace - S22E08</title>
    <desc>The head of the Indian railways tells Thomas to go and get some coconuts to give them to the passengers. Thomas, however, is intrigued by the Palace of the Monkeys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182347 +0000" stop="20260509184903 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry's Bride - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Larry's new finacée has her eyes on Jack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184903 +0000" stop="20260509191417 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chrissy's New Boss - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Janet think Chrissy's new boss is a sex maniac looking to take advantage of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191417 +0000" stop="20260509193933 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A persistent young girl has a crush on jack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181524 +0000" stop="20260509185825 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Makes Us Who We Are? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>What is it that makes you you? Scientists are searching the brain for the core of who we are - some would call it the soul, others, our personal identity. How do we become who we are?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185825 +0000" stop="20260509194136 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is Nothing? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Is empty space really empty? Scientists regard understanding the true nature of empty space may explain where the universe came from, whether it is fated to expand into oblivion or whether it will undergo another dramatic transformation that could destroy everything we know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183033 +0000" stop="20260509192036 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord Parker's 'Oliday - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lady Penelope and Parker are off on vacation, invited by a small Italian village to join in on a historic celebration. Thanks to a remarkable invention by a local scientist, the town is set to become the first to have all of its electricity needs completely powered by the sun.
For Penelope and Parker, however, it seems like they've never left home, thanks to a rare rainstorm that's drenched the resort town. A porter at the hotel at which they're staying -- perhaps bitter about all the extra work the influx of guests has caused -- predicts disaster, claiming that the sun will seek revenge for the theft of its power.
Initially dismissed as crazy, the porter's words seem prophetic, as the storm grows in intensity and sends the solar generator toppling over the side of a cliff.
The town is safe for now, as the guests bask in the intense glow of the moonlight reflected by the generator once the storm has passed. It'll be a different story when day breaks, however, as the now wrongly positio</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192036 +0000" stop="20260509192139 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricochet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Just when it seems Alan and Brains will have to endure another story about the good old days of space exploration, Jeff Tracy is distracted by what Tin Tin considers music. Jeff may be a little out of touch with what's hip, but the music he hates so much broadcasts from a pirate radio station orbiting the earth.
Tin Tin fails to see the harm caused by her favorite DJ, but Jeff does, saying that an unregulated satellite could cause a serious accident among all the other countless government-sanctioned ones.
Right on cue, a rocket suffers a malfunction shortly after blastoff, and must be taken out after veering off course. Unaware of the music satellite's existence, mission control destroys the rocket right near it. The violent explosion jolts the vessel out of orbit, forcing the DJ and his engineer aboard on a slow descent toward Earth.
Still worse, the engineer is trapped in the airlock after surveying the damage outside. Can anything save the DJ from a deadly crash and his engineer fr</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180151 +0000" stop="20260509182405 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains vs Brawn - S02E26</title>
    <desc>When disaster strikes International Rescue answers the call! The Mechanic, having completed Project Sentinel, sets his sights on destroying The Hood. While International Rescue scramble to save their former foe, Brains goes on a dangerous mission to stop the Mechanic once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182405 +0000" stop="20260509184615 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaos (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With the Mechanic arrested by the GDF the Hood sends out his new accomplices, Havoc and Fuse of the Chaos Crew, to cause terrorist attacks across the globe and International Rescue have their hands full.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184615 +0000" stop="20260509190818 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaos (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>International Rescue are left with little to do after the GDF roll out their rescue robots, until one of them malfunctions. the combined efforts of IR is needed to save the day and defeat the Chaos Crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190818 +0000" stop="20260509193018 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Path of Destruction - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Virgil and Gordon are dispatched when a transporter carrying volatile cargo is hijacked by Fuse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193018 +0000" stop="20260509195222 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night and Day - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Gray and Houseman mining operation now includes planet Mercury - it uses a moving vehicle that stays on the 'dark side' of the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180427 +0000" stop="20260509181233 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Pelotas! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a Tennis Club, where they see many balls being batted back and forth.  Little Dog wants to get in and chew on them.  Upon getting in, the Little Dog is overwhelmed by how many there are laying about.</desc>
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    <title>Post Office - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The dogs find themselves waiting in line at the post office.  But they soon realize that they didn't know what the post office was even for.  So the dogs spend the day waiting in line, signing up for the draft, and attacking mail carriers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Day Dream - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them.  Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep.  Together, the two set out to wake themselves up.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Big Dog falls in love with a hamster in the window at the pet shop, so he and Little Dog go inside the store in search for the hamster which Big Dog wants. Once entering the store things just get worse when the dogs find out that Hollywood is the owner.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Inside Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a huge bone that's being shipped to a museum.  When the bone is taken inside, the two dogs decide to wait for it to come back out.  But they wait so still, the movers think they're some exhibit and take them into the museum, too.  Once inside, the dogs decide to wait no longer and decide to 'go inside' after the bone.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Spit Soup - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt for food, the dogs climb up onto a 3D billboard advertising soup with a giant soup bowl.  Upon finding the soup bowl is empty (or as the Little Dog describes it, 'dry'), Big Dog begins to fill the bowl with spit.  But soon he dries out and Little Dog must find a way to rehydrate the Big Dog.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fun! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the dogs go to a new diner in hope of eating the good food served there, they find out that it opens the next day. Recalling the old saying "Time flys when you're having fun", they try to do fun things to pass the time in wait for the new restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190108 +0000" stop="20260509190915 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house.  A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places.  While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cookies, Ookies, Blookies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them.  After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door.  The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door.  They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cartoon Canines - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The dogs have enlisted in a military-esque boot camp that trains cartoon characters to become hardcore cartoons.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bathroom Humor - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Big Dog awakes in the middle of the night to 'do business'.  When he finds a spot, Little Dog stops him. He then makes the point that this is their home, so they need to find a more suitable place.  They wind up in a indoor bathroom, where hilarity ensues</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hobo Hounds - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon(with funny music, and everything), where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Acceptance/Rejection - S04E08</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the lockdown, the school is on edge and a troubling abuse of power pushes the students to take action.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Honeymoon - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Work-to-rule ends, with the squad returning to normal duty. Meanwhile, Nick hides secrets from Ben as he tracks his cousin's killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185324 +0000" stop="20260509193723 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding results in tragedy, changing the lives of Nick and Ben forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181343 +0000" stop="20260509183503 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupid is as Stupid Dies - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183503 +0000" stop="20260509185618 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Wrongs - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185618 +0000" stop="20260509191739 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatal Distractions - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191739 +0000" stop="20260509193858 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Weird - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow &amp; a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193858 +0000" stop="20260509195929 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurry Up and Die - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183109 +0000" stop="20260509191410 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meltdown - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cole faces the Witness as Cassie's hallucinations evolve; deadly visitors from the past arrive when the time machine malfunctions and begins tearing apart time and space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191410 +0000" stop="20260509195714 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lullaby - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jones comes to the disheartening realization that time travel is humanity's true enemy and that as its architect she needs to be stopped, and so she sends Railly back to the year 2020 with orders to undo all of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182029 +0000" stop="20260509185702 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Talk About Sex - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle of the sexes goes under a microscope as the participants disprove multiple myths and confirm others. The experts examine the results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185702 +0000" stop="20260509193545 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Biased? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ingrained bias sneaks in, prompting subjects to judge others by their accents, fire toy guns at innocent bystanders and underrate their own peers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183153 +0000" stop="20260509192910 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As the capital shudders in the wake of two terrorist attacks, specialist protection officer PS David Budd is more under pressure than ever to keep the home secretary Julia Montague safe. The threat to her life does nothing to curb Julia's political ambitions, as her counterterrorism bill takes another step towards being made law, provoking political rivalries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184852 +0000" stop="20260509193653 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Ginger - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fiona turns her attentions to Tony, a cop who has had a crush on her since childhood, but Steve isn't willing to give up without a fight; Ian is targeted by the brothers of a girl he spurned; the whole family searches for elderly Aunt Ginger, who owns their house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185800 +0000" stop="20260509195821 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Strike makes a breakthrough. Robin is offered a permanent job in HR but is reluctant to take it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181123 +0000" stop="20260509183551 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaken Falls Ill - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Jaken is poisoned and it's up to Rin to find a cure for him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183551 +0000" stop="20260509190018 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kirara Come Home! - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sango notices that Kilala seems to have disappeared, she starts to worry, and soon everyone starts looking for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190018 +0000" stop="20260509192445 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kikyo and Kagome: Alone in the Cave - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Kagome and Inuyasha are fighting again and Kagome becomes so enraged she storms off.   When she investigates a noise coming from a cave, she becomes trapped together with Kikyo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192445 +0000" stop="20260509194915 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koga and Sesshomaru: A Dangerous Encounter - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ginta and Hakkaku come across Jaken and Rin at a river, meanwhile Koga is elsewhere flirting with Kagome and fighting with Inuyasha.  Soon Koga meets up with Ginta and Hakkaku.  Koga wants to go to the river, but his two friends want to keep him safely away...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181127 +0000" stop="20260509183552 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parasite | Viscum Album - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The party has two options: either retreat to the surface with the injured or hunt the monster and hope its defeat will dispel the ailment. Both choices carry dire risks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183552 +0000" stop="20260509185933 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid | The Girl of Water City - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The party learns too late that the Moss Huge can use other monsters against them. Meanwhile, Bell is alone, but not without allies; the Xenos have not forgotten his kindness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185933 +0000" stop="20260509192313 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit's Foot | Rabbit's Foot - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bell’s exploits have earned him fame and a new alias, and Lili worries that means change is coming. Meanwhile, Ryu left a note for her coworkers and vanished soon afterwards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192313 +0000" stop="20260509194653 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cassandra Ilion | Dream Seer - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ryu, the Gale Wind, stands accused of murder. Bell and his party need answers, but only Cassandra knows that tragedy will befall them if they pursue their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181323 +0000" stop="20260509183704 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spirit's Resurrection - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A full-scale confrontation between Shido and his friends Ratatoskr and DEM has begun. Kurumi and her clone, AST led by Ryoko Kusabe, join them, and as the battle intensifies, Shido confronts a horde of pseudo-Spirits, Nibeelcole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183704 +0000" stop="20260509190045 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spirit of Origin - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A certain time, a certain place. Shinji Takamiya encounters a spatial earthquake, but finds a girl at the scene. She remembers almost nothing about herself. Shinji gives her the name Mio and she goes to live with him and his younger sister, Mana.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mother Mio - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Shido is flooded with memories as the girl named Mio Takamiya stands before him. She was the person with whom Shido once shared his feelings when he was Shinji Takamiya. Meanwhile, Kotori and the others learn of Reine's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192427 +0000" stop="20260509194808 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Magi - S05E06</title>
    <desc>As Shido rushes to the Spirits' side, Westcott blocks his path. Meanwhile, Tohka and the others find themselves overwhelmed and powerless before Mio's manifested Angel, Ein Sof Ohr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180919 +0000" stop="20260509185524 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pursuit - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Light creates a complex plan involving the Death Note and another criminal to try and expose his follower's name and identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185524 +0000" stop="20260509194129 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tactics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After finding the true identity of his follower, Light uses him to deal a major blow to the rest of his enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180950 +0000" stop="20260509183502 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chance Encounter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An unknown girl with invisible hands, or vectors, and telepathic powers escapes from a secret facility. The next day two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, find her. But she is different from before. She can only say one word, nyuu. Not knowing anything about her, the two cousins take her in. Kurama, the head scientist from th efacility where she escaped, has sent a merciless man, Bando, after her. With Bando tracking Nyuu, and Nyuu herself, will Kouta and Yuka be safe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183502 +0000" stop="20260509190015 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annihilation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After breaking Kouta’s seashell, Nyuu runs way. Kouta finds her later at the beach, but he isn’t the only one. Bando and Satou, two members of the SAT who are after Lucy, are there as well. With Lucy acting more like an animal than a murder, does she stand a chance against the cold-hearted Bando?</desc>
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    <title>Deep Feelings - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It’s the calm after the storm... but the calm won’t last long. Kurama and the secret facility are sending two people after Lucy. One is the newly healed and stronger Bando. The other is a diclonius just like Lucy. At Kouta’s house, Yuka and a homeless girl named Mayu talk about the events that happened two nights ago at the beach. All of a sudden, Nyuu slips and falls. She bangs her head and Lucy awakens inside of her. Will Kouta and the others be safe with the murderous Lucy in their house? And will Lucy stand a chance against a fellow diclonius?</desc>
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    <title>Attack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After alerting the soldiers and Kurama to Lucy’s whereabouts, Nana confronts her and the two begin to fight in a cemetery. Can Nana hold Lucy off long enough for Kurama and the others to arrive? Meanwhile, hearing loud noises in the cemetery, Mayu stumbles upon the two fighting.</desc>
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    <title>A Flower Blooms in the Rain - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Elfman crushes Sol of the Land, one of the Element 4! Afterwards, the Phantom Mk II seems to slow down for some reason. That's because the giant moves using the power of the Element 4. If all of the Element 4 are defeated, they can stop Abyss Break! There are only two left! Natsu faces off against Aria of the Heavens and Gray faces off against Juvia of the Deep! There's almost no time left until Abyss Break is finished casting!</desc>
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    <title>Wings of Flame - S01E26</title>
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    <title>The Two Dragon Slayers - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Natsu finally faces off against Gajeel in an all out battle.</desc>
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    <title>Fairy Law - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Makarov regains his powers and goes to aid in the fight against Phantom. He and Jose face off in a high-level magic battle.</desc>
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    <title>All the Evil in the World - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The end of the battle is drawing near and relationships between Masters and Servants are changing. Many players have dropped off the field, and a very special one is next to go.</desc>
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    <title>The Ocean at the End of the World - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Saber vs. Berserker, Archer vs. Rider, another hero will fall and a secret will be revealed.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Command Spell - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Two heroes, two masters, one grail; a winner will be decided.</desc>
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    <title>Full Flat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Depressed, Kana flips over the collection of photos she took with her besties. The next day, the 3 girls gather by the beach as they watch the rocket Pets is supposed to be on.</desc>
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    <title>Shinpachi - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Shinpachi, the son of a sushi chef, is busy preparing mysterious fish for the local customers. Haruko disguised as a hostess, visits the restaurant with the mayor, followed by a Medical Mechanica robot who threatens to destroy the planet.</desc>
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    <title>Shonari - S04E02</title>
    <desc>In order to save Shonari from a miserable situation, Dainari works hard to buy a ticket to another planet, however he sustains injuries from a yakuza fight. Haruko to the rescue or so he thought but she only makes a chaotic situation worse.</desc>
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    <title>Orinoko - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Orinoko's father is a swordsmith, whose skills have rusted with the devastation of the city. In order to help, Orinoko rummages for scrap irons, and she meets Haruko who's also collecting irons to repair her Vespa, but what is her motive?</desc>
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    <title>Body of the Sanctioned - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ed and Al discover the truth behind Father Cornello's miracles. However, if they reveal this truth, they will destroy the hopes and dreams of Rose and the other citizens of the city. Would it be more compassionate to withhold the truth and allow them to continue to live comfortably in the deception? First, though, they must survive Father Cornello's Alchemy before they can make that decision.</desc>
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    <title>Mother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ed and Al grew up at a time when their country was at war. While news from the front devastated friends and neighbors, their mother was a pillar of strength. She made them feel safe in an uncertain time, and encouraged their gifts of Alchemy. When she died, Ed and Al were determined to bring her back. They believed they had nothing left to lose, but they didn't know how wrong they were.</desc>
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    <title>A Forger's Love - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While traveling to Central City to become State Alchemist, Ed and Al learn of a man named Majihal living in a nearby town. They remember that this Alchemist had written to their father about ways to create human life. Eager to learn more, Ed and Al travel to the town to meet Majihal. When they get there, however, they learn that the town is being hunted by a ghostly woman who is taking the souls of young girls. Majihal banishes the ghost, but is he hiding something more sinister?</desc>
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    <title>The Man with the Mechanical Arm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the train the brothers are taking to Central is hijacked by terrorists, Ed and Al learn that General Haruko and his family are also on board. Bald, the leader of the terrorists, threatens to kill the hostages unless their demands are met. Ed meets the challenge to free everyone, but he soon discovers that he and Bald have something in common; an Automail arm.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle of the Fool - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Envy leads Ed and Al, who has sneaked May in his armor, out of Father's hideout, which is actually under military HQ, to meet with Bradley. Ed threatens to quit the military, but Bradley says he will kill Winry if he does. However, he allows Ed and Al to continue their research. Roy enquires if Bradley was the one who killed Hughes, which he wasn't. After checking Winry is alright, Ed and Al encounter Greed, who gives them a message to Lan Fan from Lin. Meeting up with Bradley, Greed points out that Lin is still fighting for control. Roy reveals Bradley's identity to Armstrong, and ponders that there may be another homunculus hidden in the shadows. Al passes on Lin's message to Lan Fan, as well as telling her about him and Greed, encouraging her to get an automail arm. Ed, hearing that other alchemists alchemy had failed the same time as his and Al's, wonders how Scar and May's alchemy works. Meanwhile, as Father creates a new copy of Gluttony, Scar encounters Marcoh in their prison, who begs him to kill him so the homunculus cannot use him for their plans. However, Scar demands to hear more about the Ishbalan war from him.</desc>
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    <title>The Ishvalan War of Extermination - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Years ago, Roy's desire to become a state alchemist is disapproved of by his teacher, Berthold Hawkeye, Riza's father. Before he died of an illness, he asks Roy to look after Riza, who has an alchemic symbol on her back. In the present, Ed visits Riza to return the gun she gave him and asks about Ishbal. After the war broke out, Bradley passed a document announcing the extermination of the Ishbalans. This takes it toll on many alchemists, including Roy which isn't helped by the taunts of Kimblee, who enjoys killing. As Marcoh tells Scar his side of the story, he reveals that he was involved in using Isbalans to make the Philosopher's Stone, which was given to the state alchemists to enhance their alchemy. The Ishbalan leader tried pleading with Bradley to end the killing in exchange for his life, but was rejected. When the war finally ended, Roy resolved that he would work to become the new Fuhrer to protect the people and appointed Riza as her second-in-command. Riza mentions to Ed that when they finally achieve peace, they may have to be punished for the people they have killed. When Envy checks Marcoh's cell, he finds nothing left but a beheaded corpse and the word "vengeance" written in blood on the wall.</desc>
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    <title>The 520 Cenz Promise - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Ed passes on what Riza told him to Al, and the two contemplate about what to do after they complete their objectives, and as to why Scar and May's alchemy worked when their's was blocked. However, May had run off, so they go and look for her. Meanwhile, Riza, Breda, Fuery and Halman say their goodbyes as they are sent to different HQs, with Roy finding a hidden message inside a chess set Halman gave him. Roy later reminds Ed that he owes him 520 cenz, but Ed decides to keep ahold of it until he becomes Fuhrer. Roy uses the note he got from Falman to make contact with Grumman. Meanwhile, Fu is shocked to find Lan Fan had lost her arm, and declines Ed's help to find an automail mechanic, since it would involve his acquaintances in their troubles. Afterwards, Knox gets a visit from his children, who are pleased to hear he's been able to successfully treat patients. Realising that Marcoh had escaped along with Scar, Envy releases Kimbley from prison, giving him to the task to retrieve Marcoh and kill Scar. Wanting to find out more about Kimbley and the secrets behind his brother's alchemy, Scar destroys Marcoh's face so it won't be recognised, before heading off to the North to recover his brother's notes.</desc>
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    <title>The Führer's Son - S01E32</title>
    <desc>As May heads off towards the North with one hooded person, Scar escapes with another to the West. General Grummon, disguised as a woman, meets up with Roy to discuss current matters. Upon hearing that Grumman saw May at the train station, Roy asks Armstrong to pass the message onto Ed, who had decided to look in the library for information on alkahestry. Upon passing on the message, Armstrong also gives Ed a letter of introduction to pass onto General Major Armstrong, his sister. Later on, Ed and Al meet Bradley's adopted son, Selim, and are invited to his house where they also meet Bradley's wife and are later joined by Bradley himself. After the meeting, Ed and Al head off towards the North. Meanwhile, Scar and his accomplice escape from the train heading West, and Kimblee tries to predict his next move.</desc>
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    <title>Tell Me the Secrets of This World - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Following the shocking declaration by Nia, everyone is in disarray, especially Simon who can't seem to find her. Rossiu has finally completed his secret project, to awaken Lord Genome in the form of data and learn some of the mysteries of the world.</desc>
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    <title>We Will Survive by Any Means Necessary - S01E19</title>
    <desc>With news that the moon will fall in 3 weeks known across the city, riots have broken out. So to soothe the public opinion, Rossiu puts Simon him under arrest. Meanwhile Leeron is trying figure out a way to defeat the Mugan without causing so much destruction. Later on Simon is taken to trial but during this the Anti-Spirals launch a large scale attack on Rittona.</desc>
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    <title>How Far Will God Test Us? - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Simon now being branded as a war criminal has been sentenced and what awaits him in prison is none other than Viral, his new cellmate. There's only a little over a week until the moon will crush the Earth and the evacuation to the Arc-Gurren is progressing slowly. However Leeron's shocking simulation, to what will happen when the moon falls, only spells more bad news for humankind.</desc>
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    <title>You Are Someone Who Ought to Survive - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Arc-Gurren escape the Anti-Spiral attack, with only half the number of people they wanted however what awaits them in space is an even greater threat. Meanwhile Yoko has returned from her long absence, to rescue Simon and reunite the Great Gurren Brigade. The peaceful life that she previously led is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>I Get a Familiar! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rias decides that it is time for Issei and Asia to have servant familiars. The school's student council visits the club room, and Issei learns that they are another faction of devils. The two groups compete to see who gets first pick of the new familiars.</desc>
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    <title>I Pick a Fight! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Issei dreams that he is marrying Rias, which leads him to get in touch with his inner dragon. Asia confesses a desire to have a deeper relationship with Issei. But it is Rias who appears in Issei's bedroom that night looking to lose her virginity!</desc>
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    <title>I've Begun My Training! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Issei begins to train in an isolated area under the watchful eyes of Rias as they prepare for the rating game as Raiser Phenex decides to hold it in ten days.</desc>
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    <title>The Showdown Begins! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The time for the start of the Rating Game arrives, and the contestants are transported to a battlefield in an alternate dimension. While Asia and Rias remain at their base, Issei and Koneko face the opposition, and Issei reveals his new signature move.</desc>
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    <title>Democracy Under the DEAD - S01E03</title>
    <desc>News reports reveal that the infection has become a pandemic and entire nations are in chaos.  The decision is made to group up, search for others, and escape the school grounds.</desc>
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    <title>Running in the DEAD - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After being separated from the group Takashi and Rei discover that the living dead aren't the only threat to their continued survival.</desc>
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    <title>Streets of the DEAD - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Traffic out of the city comes to a complete stop and tension on the bus continues to rise.  Elsewhere Takashi struggles to find a path across the river.</desc>
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    <title>In the DEAD of the Night - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After taking refuge in an apartment, the group gets themselves cleaned up and take a much needed break from running.</desc>
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    <title>Father X Secret X Confession - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua try to repair an antenna and a computer to set up Internet. Mito tells Gon all she can about his father Ging and hands over a mysterious box Ging left. Gon manages to open the box with his Nen and finds a ring, a tape and some piece of electronic equipment there. He and Killua listen to the tape where Ging introduces himself and welcomes his son to find him if he can.</desc>
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    <title>Kurapica X Black Eyes X First Job - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Kurapika together with five other hunters comes for a job interview. They are given preliminary orders and tested by being attacked by a number of fighters in black. Kurapika quickly understands that it is actually a Nen-based ability of one of the imposters, and counter-attacks him directly. Gon stops his father's tape when Ging tells he recorded a voice of his mother. The tape then destroys itself. Killua explains that the ROM card they found in Ging's box is meant for Joystation video game console.</desc>
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    <title>Heartbeat X Kurapica X Dousing Chain - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua order a Joystation and see that the card they have contains data for Greed Island game that cannot be found on Internet. Killua calls his brother who is a devoted gamer, but even he doesn't have that one (however, he provides some information in exchange for the data from Gon's ROM card). Back to Kurapika, they manage to identify two spies: Shachmono Tocino and Squala, who already work for the same boss and were asked to test the four rookies.</desc>
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    <title>Killua X 1000 X Hunter`s Bar - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua leave Mito and her mother to go to Yorknew. They got even more information about Greed Island from a website available only for hunters. They need a lot of money to buy it, even millions they earned at Heavens Arena are not enough. They try to earn more by getting bargains on-line, but fail miserably, cutting their funds to 10 million jenny. Milluki, Killua's brother, could not decode the game from the card data and goes to Yorknew to buy it too. Hisoka is also showing flying there. After all tests Kurapika got his job and is introduced to his boss who turns out to be a teenager named Neon Nostrade.</desc>
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    <title>Spider X York Shin X Everybody Together - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Neon with all her bodyguards arrives at Yorknew. Her Nen ability is shown: Lovely Ghost Writer that predicts the future. Four members of Phantom Troupe are shown walking to Yorknew: Feitan, Machi, Franklin, and Nobunaga. The last two are having a quarrel. Gon wants to buy a mobile phone and is unexpectedly helped by an old friend, Leorio. Later he also helps to raise funds by allowing people to pay for arm wrestling with Gon who easily beats everyone and has some trouble defeating Shizuku.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Tofu Store Drift - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Takumi Fujiwara is an eighteen-year-old high school student who usually appears aloof and spaced out. Working with his best friend Itsuki at a gas station ran by his father's friend Yuichi, they meet Iketani and Kenji of the Akina SpeedStars. One night, Iketani brings the two up Mount Akina to experience the life of a street racer when the RedSuns from Mount Akagi, led by the Takahashi brothers, challenge the Speedstars to a race. What they all don’t know is the fastest car on Mt. Akina is a tofu delivering Eight-Six.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge! The Rumbling Turbo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Keisuke Takahashi of the RedSuns is on the hunt for the mysterious ghost driver of Akina that defeated him with a shocking drift technique. Upon hearing this rumour, Iketani goes out to locate this monstrous Eight-Six only to learn that it belongs to Takumi’s own dad.</desc>
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    <title>The Downhill Specialist Appears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Akina SpeedStars have taken the challenge of the RedSuns, but Iketani won’t be able to compete in the upcoming battle. By chance, he hopes he can get Bunta Fujiwara to race in his place.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Battle! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Iketani patiently waits for Bunta to appear to drive for his team against Keisuke Takahashi, but to his surprise, Takumi shows up in his place, reluctantly. This puts everybody in a state of shock, as the unexpected is about to happen.</desc>
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    <title>Junketsu - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Having kept her end of the bargain, Ryuko demands answers from her homeroom teacher, Aikuro Mikisugi, and learns the secret behind the power of Senketsu and the Goku Uniforms. Meanwhile, Satsuki Kiryuin returns home to claim a power of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Dawn of a Miserable Morning - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While Senketsu is laundered, Ryuko is faced with "No-Late Day", a school event where students must navigate a trap-filled obstacle course and reach school on time, or else they will be expelled. She and Mako make their way across the perilous course, along with an injured girl named Maiko Ogure, while Mako's family attempt to deliver Senketsu to Ryuko. After hijacking an armored bus, the girls manage to make it to the school grounds with 15 minutes left. However, Maiko is revealed to be a member of the disciplinary committee, who steals Senketsu and puts it on herself in a bid to overthrow Satsuki. However, she is immobilized by the freshly washed Senketsu's starchiness, allowing Ryuko to retrieve him. With five minutes remaining, Maiko sets off one more trap to send Ryuko and Mako back to the start of the course. They two fortunately reach class on time using an express cable car, while Maiko is expelled for her treachery.</desc>
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    <title>Trigger - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious sniper named Tsumugu Kinagase attempts to assassinate Ryuko, but is interrupted by the gardening club, who he manages to defeat. After dealing with the biology club, Ryuko is attacked by Tsumugu, who pins her down and attempts to force her to strip, but is forced to retreat when he is interrupted by Aikuro. As Aikuro and Tsumugu talk later that night, Tsumugu explains that the Kamui could prove a great threat if left alone. The next day, Ryuko confronts Tsumugu, who attacks her with needles that drain power from Goku Uniforms and Kamui, whilst they both come under attack by the gardening, rakugo and hyakunin-isshu clubs. With the clubs wiped out and Ryuko backed into a corner, Senketsu gives himself up to protect Ryuko, but Mako stands up to Tsumugu and returns Senketsu to Ryuko. As Tsumugu comes to understand the bond between Ryuko and Senketsu, they are confronted by one of the four elites, Nonon Jakuzure, but manage to escape.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Toy With Me on a Whim - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After learning of his connection with Tsumugu, Ryuko tries to press Aikuro for more information, but does not get much outside of his organization's name, Nudist Beach. Meanwhile, another of the Elite Four, Uzu Sanageyama, gets permission from Satsuki to fight against Ryuko himself. The next day, Uzu challenges Ryuko, facing against her in his Three-Star Goku Uniform, Blade Regalia. He has the advantage due to his fast eyesight reading all of Ryuko's moves, but Ryuko overcomes this by using a part of her uniform to block Uzu's vision, allowing her to defeat him and destroy his uniform. Not wanting to give up, Uzu undergoes a drastic operation to sew his eyes shut, and challenges Ryuko again, this time using his other senses to predict her moves and completely overwhelm her. However, before Uzu can deliver the final blow, his Goku Uniform overheats due to him being more powerful than it can handle, giving Ryuko the opportunity to escape.</desc>
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    <title>A Loser I Can't Hate - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hearing about how many students have been starting their own clubs in order to become eligible to get better uniforms, and thus better living rights, Ryuko decides to start her own Fight Club, assigning Mako as the club president to handle all the paperwork and meetings. As Ryuko increases the club's reputation by defeating other club presidents, Mako manages to earn a One-Star Goku Uniform, upgrading the Mankanshoku family to a better apartment. Mako's determination to preserve her family's newfound happiness moves the family up to an even more luxurious lifestyle. However, as Mako becomes more serious about her duties as club president and the other family members indulge in their wealth, Ryuko starts to feel lonely as the family finds less time to spend together. Just as Ryuko decides to resign from the Fight Club, Satsuki gives Mako a Two-Star Goku Uniform, telling her to defeat Ryuko if she wants to keep her life of luxury. Ryuko decides to take the brunt of Mako's attacks, which leads to Mako eventually realizing the error of her ways, deciding to disband the Fight Club and return to her life in the slums. Meanwhile, Satuski reveals that by using Ryuko to purge the weaker clubs, she will restructure the student council by holding a reprisal general election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181549 +0000" stop="20260509184121 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Fraction - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Shiroe and Akatsuki are invited to the room of the mysterious mage Reagan. Shiroe is shocked at the revelations he offers about the world of Elder Tale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184121 +0000" stop="20260509190653 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Touya and Minori and the rest of the players in the training camp are hitting a wall with the way they fight. And Minori's suggestion is that they introduce themselves to one another!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190653 +0000" stop="20260509193225 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Goblin King - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Just as the Sahaugin attack begins on the Zantleaf peninsula, the goblins are seen advancing further inland. Will they attack Laynessia's homeland, Maihama, or Akihabari?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193225 +0000" stop="20260509195758 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lazy, Cowardly Princess - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The lords of the Free Cities of Eastal begin an emergency conference to discuss the goblin invasion. The protectors of the land people, the Izumo Knights, are missing, and they'll have to depend on the adventurers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180402 +0000" stop="20260509182629 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lion-O's Anointment Fourth Day: The Trial of Mind Power - S01E50</title>
    <desc>The scene changes to Hook Mountain, where Lion-O must beat Tygra at a test of mind power. The Tiger Clan on Thundera were given special mind powers that enable them to produce illusions to their enemies. Lion-O must be able to distinctly separate the real from the unreal. Lion-O is clever enough to see past Tygra's illusions, and is able to earn his Thundercat insignia during day four of his trials.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182629 +0000" stop="20260509184855 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Excalibur - S01E51</title>
    <desc>The Ancient spirits of evil show Mumm-Ra the story of King Arthur, and explain to him that the strongest sword that ever existed was Excalibur, Arthur's weapon. Mumm-Ra disguises himself as Arthur, and returns to lake where the sword is guarded by the lady of the lake. Fooled by his disguise, the lady gives Mumm-Ra Excalibur. The disguised Mumm-Ra challenges Lion-O to a dual, and Lion-O foolishly accepts the challenge. The sword clash, and Excalibur is victorious. The eye of Thundera is split in two, and the Thundercats become powerless. Merlin, Arthur's teacher and a famous magician stops Mumm-Ra from destroying the Thundercats, and restores the eye to its original state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184855 +0000" stop="20260509191121 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Ice King - S01E52</title>
    <desc>An old iceburg on Hook Mountain begins to melt, and encased in it is an ancient being known as the Ice King. He begins to destory Snow-Man's caslte at the top of Hook Mountain, and frezzes Snow man in solid ice. Snow-Meow, his faithful compainion seeks out Lion-O to do away with the being and save his master. Lion-O fails, and is also frozen. Once again Snow-Meow sets out to find the other Thundercats. They arrive only to face defeat, and Cheetarah is the only one to survive. She uses the sword to restore Lion-O to normal, and he in turn restores everyone else. They discover that the Ice King is looking for an ancient egg to see his wife, the Queen one last time before he dies. They understand his madness and assist him in finding the egg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191121 +0000" stop="20260509193345 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good and Ugly - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Lion-O encounters two beings who each tell him the other's race is evil and cannot be trusted. Unfortunately, he makes the mistake of assuming that the more attractive of the two is the one he should side with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193345 +0000" stop="20260509195611 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Transfer - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A spaceship approaches third Earth and it sets off all the alarms of the ThunderCats, Mutants and even Mumm-Ra.  It contains enough radioactive material to put an end to the ThunderCats.  Jackelman takes the recovered materials first and Mumm-Ra takes it from him.  The ThunderCats battle Mumm-Ra on top of the Dark Pyramid for the sphere and eventually win, setting the materials to explode safely in space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181234 +0000" stop="20260509183353 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Tick blows Arthur's bank account to upgrade his apartment into their secret headquarters - when Arthur doesn't take it well, Tick moves out and forms his own HQ - a rather shaky ""Crime Tower."" Hearing that the Tick is out of action, the 115-year old Terror summons his allies, Stalingrad, the Human Ton and Handy, Tuun-La, and the Man Eating Cow, and forms a new League of Evil to kidnap the mayor. Desperate, American Maid and the Arthur send forth the Tick Signal and the Tick realizes it is his destiny to be with Arthur and fight crime - the League is no match for the assembled heroes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183353 +0000" stop="20260509190003 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Arthur goes off on a date with Carmalita on Hobby Night, Tick builds himself a new sidekick - Little Wooden Boy. Swiss Commandoes are after the notebook of Dr. Vahtoss, Carmalita's father and the inventor of Arthur's flight suit. And Blowhole, a giant long-distance running whale, accidentally swallows everyone, forcing the Tick to light up Little Wooden Boy to cause Blowhole to choke them up. Yep, just another day in The City...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190003 +0000" stop="20260509193100 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Together - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Tick is sent into space to blow the ""CHA"" out of the Moon from when Chairface tried to write his name in the moon. He blows the letter C up while he's inside it and gets sent through space. While in space he comes across a fantastically large alien named Omnipotus. The Tick befriends him and becomes a janitor on his body. But Omnipotus is an eater of planets and plans to eat the Earth when they get to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180037 +0000" stop="20260509184202 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethroned - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Joe faces the music in the courtroom but insists the story is far from over. Jeff’s business prospects crumble. Former G.W. Zoo workers try to move on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184202 +0000" stop="20260509192220 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tiger King and I - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Joel McHale host a special “after-show” event where he interviews key members of the show including John Reinke, Joshua Dial, John Finlay, Saff, Erik Cowie, Rick Kirkman, and Jeff and Lauren Lowe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181406 +0000" stop="20260509183538 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Elope - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Joy goes overboard planning Ally and Doug's wedding, Eddie convinces them to elope. Kenny agrees to officiate the ceremony, but when Joy finds out about their plans she persuades Eddie to help her stop the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183538 +0000" stop="20260509185709 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Mate - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When the Starks meet Simona and Stephen for dinner, they decide to ditch them with the bill resulting in an all-out dining war between the couples. Meanwhile, Joy makes Eddie's life miserable at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185709 +0000" stop="20260509191843 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Concert - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Eddie befriends a new teacher (guest star Mull) at school, they find they have a lot in common, but Ms. Duffy has other plans for their relationship. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy reminisce about the music they loved in the 1980s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191843 +0000" stop="20260509193923 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merit Pay - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Eddie tries to get a raise so he and Joy can go on vacation, but he has a tough time convincing his principal. Meanwhile, Doug's delusion that he is a character on a sitcom gets even worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180646 +0000" stop="20260509181834 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E08</title>
    <desc>“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” celebrates its 50th anniversary hosted by Pat Dudley, but Tim and Eric haven't spoken to each other since an unfortunate stairway incident. Pierre teaches children how to meditate and asks for their dads' email address. Bob Odenkirk advertises "E-Z Kreme", an all-natural diarrhea inducer. Richard Dunn plays an improv game with himself on the show “Dunn-Prov”. And Cinco advertises their handy “MIDI Organizer Filing System”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181834 +0000" stop="20260509182959 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamburger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric are late in delivering the episode to the Network and must rely on Hamburger Taxi to get the tape there on time. Dr. Steve Brule helps out the Married News Team with a special report on stomach and digestion problems. Tim makes a call to a music store about his uke’ that keeps falling on his computer. Two men get in a fight over a car crash and settle it with a dance-off using their pygmy Tim and Eric dancers. A kid searches for his Chippy in a claw vending machine. And Michael Q. Schmidt performs his new "Raise My Roof" dance to win the "Uncle Muscles Grand Championship" dance-off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182959 +0000" stop="20260509184107 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Uncle Muscles Hour is disrupted when Casey wanders off and Casey’s brother is forced to adapt to life without him. Dr. Steve Brule teaches us about modern fashion, resulting in some tension between Jan and Wayne Skylar. Eric talks about his collection of Rascals on "Nights with Tim Heidecker". And the new Cinco product, "B'ougar", turns your imaginary fears into real ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184107 +0000" stop="20260509185241 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vacation - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The fate of Casey is revealed. Eric returns from vacation with a video created by his new best friend detailing their exploits. B.M. Fahrtz advertises the "Poop Tube". Raz's presence on the Tim and Eric set instigates awkward jealousy. Magician Gregory hosts "Trick My Trick". Uncle Muscles introduces a clip from the Casey vault, "Hamburgers and Hotdogs". Celebrity impressions by James Quall. Tim's new best friend, plus video!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185241 +0000" stop="20260509190405 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Off - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Armando's day at work gets sidetracked when he finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the dumpster. Spagett!! The Heidecker family shows off their state-of-the-art technology at having fun while Eric's family makes do with a home-made slip &amp; slide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190405 +0000" stop="20260509191503 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolls - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Baseball Man is forced to take action after noticing odd behavior from one of Chip's dolls during his date with Cindy. Dr. Steve Brule teaches some self-defense. A large man sings a song about sitting on you.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191503 +0000" stop="20260509192630 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim's birthday is coming up and Eric can't wait, so he takes Wait Mate pills. The problem is, he takes too many and loses his memory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192630 +0000" stop="20260509193807 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forest - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim's life is saved by the Snuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193807 +0000" stop="20260509194918 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A tape that Carol made for Mr. Henderson is revealed, and her worst fear is realized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180000 +0000" stop="20260509182229 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A tornado brings to light a secret from Matt Peters' past, putting him in an awkward and potentially career-ruining position. The only hope of keeping his secret lies with the sinister Father Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182229 +0000" stop="20260509183346 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baklava - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a badly needed bonus, Barry struggles to make piano sales and Mr. Crown becomes fixated on a new dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183346 +0000" stop="20260509184503 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Maureen and Bryan's marriage is tested when The Duke enters the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184503 +0000" stop="20260509185651 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Dimler escapes the institution for one last encounter with Scotty and is disappointed with the results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185651 +0000" stop="20260509190806 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demotion - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will is assigned a sleep therapist to help him stay alert on the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190806 +0000" stop="20260509191922 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squat - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Forrest takes a gym up on their offer for a free workout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191922 +0000" stop="20260509194050 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Belle and Bonnie, owners of the Butter Barn, fall for the charm of an eccentric billionaire and lose their prized boy, Mongo in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194050 +0000" stop="20260509195212 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole - S01E01</title>
    <desc>New to the neighborhood IT guy Dennis Murphy and family clash with the next door's Fish-obssessed, bully Brenner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180853 +0000" stop="20260509183129 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Bolivia - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A criminal toucan named Toucan Dan talks Timon into releasing him from a cage. After recapturing Toucan Dan, Timon is again talked into releasing him, leading to a cycle of recaptures and re-releases. The episode ends with Timon impersonating Toucan Dan, the Vulture Police capturing Timon, Toucan Dan impersonating Timon... and Pumbaa having to determine which is which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183129 +0000" stop="20260509185407 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Mauled - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After Timon and Pumbaa accidentally find themselves in a shopping mall, they are spotted by the accident-prone penguin Irwin. Timon and Pumbaa try to evade him, but Irwin keeps pursuing them around the mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185407 +0000" stop="20260509191646 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library Brouhaha - S04E08</title>
    <desc>At a library, Timon and Pumbaa try to catch a bookworm. After a long pursuit, the three accidentally find themselves in the world of books – literally!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191646 +0000" stop="20260509193925 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch Me if You Kenya - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa try to pass a vicious tiger in order to break into a butterfly collector's collection to free the butterflies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181544 +0000" stop="20260509183729 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acme Cable TV - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs are sick, and they watch cable TV spoofs to help get better. This episode is filled with spoofs of The Cosby Show, Hollywood Squares, and many popular movies and shows of the day. Basically, an improved version of episode 64.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183729 +0000" stop="20260509185915 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Three girls from Virginia wrote this great Tiny Toons episode that featured Buster and Babs having a ball in Hawaii, with Bug's credit card and Buster's fear of flying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185915 +0000" stop="20260509192102 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henny Youngman Day - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Today's substitute teacher is Henny Youngman, the comedian who just bores everyone in the class out, except Hamton. Stand-Up and Deliver: Babs is practicing for a comedy talent show that she has entered. While there, a young comedian named Red Robin steals the show and Babs freezes on stage. Red helps her out at the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192102 +0000" stop="20260509194230 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Disconnection - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Buster hosts a goofy send-up of the popular dating show Love Connection as he matches people with dates from hell. And speaking of bad dates.... My Dinner with Elmyra: Max has to take Elmyra out on a date and everyone rags on him about the whole affair. Max spends the whole time trying to avoid Elmyra, but she gives him a steamy kiss that he will never forget! Max concludes, ""I think I'm in love!""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184914 +0000" stop="20260509193359 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbara Gordon - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Desperate to leave his mark, Jason Todd confronts the Joker once and for all. But when fatal consequences ensue, Dick Grayson is forced to step away from the Titans and return to Gotham City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182922 +0000" stop="20260509191257 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wolf - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As Jack and Cathy grow closer, Jack's double-life is put to the test. A show of force from Suleiman adds to his ranks and brings him one step closer to his next attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180336 +0000" stop="20260509184535 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>24 Hours of Budget Racing - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Motor racing is an expensive sport, but does it have to be? The guys set out to prove you can race on a budget by finding a car that costs less than $500. Once they choose the car they are then entered into a grueling ’24 Hours of Lemons’ race, but will it all go to plan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184535 +0000" stop="20260509192729 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car for Life - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The average American owns 8 cars in their lifetime, but what if you only had one? Tanner, Adam, and Rutledge each pick a vehicle from their birth year that they think excels in every stage of life and are given a series of challenges to determine the most suitable vehicle. The guys also have a predictably out of control mid-life crisis in which they trade up to the latest high-powered sedans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180010 +0000" stop="20260509182959 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>21st May 1987 - S24E21</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Peter Powell

Playlist:
(6) Marillion – Incommunicado
(14) Wet Wet Wet – Wishing I Was Lucky
(11) Cameo – Back &amp; Forth
(10) Whitney Houston – I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
(1) Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now (video)
(9) Fleetwood Mac – Big Love (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182959 +0000" stop="20260509185923 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>22nd September 1994 - S31E38</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Bruno Brookes

Playlist:
(2) Corona – The Rhythm Of The Night
(15) Michelle Gayle – Sweetness
(NEW) Elton John – Circle Of Life (video) (and charts)
(18) Suede – We Are The Pigs
(40) Naomi Campbell – Love And Tears
(11) Cyndi Lauper – Hey Now (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)
(5) Bon Jovi – Always (via satellite)
(12) Lisa Loeb &amp; Nine Stories – Stay (I Missed You)
(1) Whigfield – Saturday Night
(TOTP2) Bay City Rollers – I Only Wanna Be With You (clip of TOTP 23-9-76) (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185923 +0000" stop="20260509192806 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>29th September 1994 - S31E39</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Claire Sturgess

Playlist:
(17) 2 Unlimited – No-One
(20) The Cranberries – Zombie
(16) Pato Banton – Baby Come Back (video) (and charts)
(13) Reel 2 Real feat. The Mad Stuntman – Can You Feel It?
(ALBUM TRACK) The Kinks – You Really Got Me
(22) Snap feat. Summer – Welcome To Tomorrow (video)
(17) East 17 – Steam
(NEW) Shane MacGowan &amp; The Popes – That Woman’s Got Me Drinking
(1) Whigfield – Saturday Night
(TOTP2) Gary Numan – Cars (E Reg Model) (clip of TOTP 1-10-87) (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184142 +0000" stop="20260509192522 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shakedown - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The competition shakes up literally, as the final six marksmen are forced to shoot from unstable platforms. Season One winner, Iain Harrison, returns to lend a steady hand. Meanwhile, tensions among the final competitors come to a head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183032 +0000" stop="20260509192317 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immortal Sins - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gwen must fight to protect her family, and takes a terrifying journey covering both miles and decades as the long history of the Miracle is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181830 +0000" stop="20260509183930 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Brothers at Law - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Daniel breaks down a video of a father-son napping duo, meets two brothers who practice law and have a penchant for pot, and helps Todd Glass tame his prank show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183930 +0000" stop="20260509190031 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumped Wife's Revenge - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel suffers an unfortunate pool-ball injury, sits down with a divorcee-turned-Instagram influencer and starts a podcast dedicated to trashing an old foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190031 +0000" stop="20260509192201 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2019 Year In Review - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Daniel continues to carry the weight of the entire network, looks back at the most memorable moments of 2019 and helps the Hallmark Channel diversify.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192201 +0000" stop="20260509194332 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.I.P. Castro - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Daniel explains ballistic trajectory, gives a heartfelt tribute to his departed dog, breaks down a zero gravity upchuck and has a virtual reality reunion with a deceased loved one.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bus Driver - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Anointed in Liquor - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Julian hatches a plan to secure a place to live while Ricky and his family struggle with their new life in the barn.</desc>
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    <title>George Green: Industrial Cock Inhaler - S09E04</title>
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    <title>The God Gambit - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Astrotrain tricks a race living on one of Saturn's moons, Titan, into thinking he is a god and gets them to do his bidding, which includes getting a hold of a newly discovered power.</desc>
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    <title>The Core - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Make Tracks - S02E25</title>
    <desc>After someone steals him, Tracks is briefly unable to transform or talk. This isn't so bad, however, as it leads to the discovery that Decepticons are planning to turn stolen cars into weapons.</desc>
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    <title>The Autobot Run - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Darkness Rising (1) - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Darkness Rising (2) - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Darkness Rising (4) - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Quarry vs Quarry - S03E11</title>
    <desc>To rebuild his game-hunting business, Colonel Quarry tries to force Doc to build him more robotic dinosaurs. The result: Heatwave, Chase, and Blades must take on DinoBot forms.</desc>
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    <title>Chief Woodrow - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Charlie Burns is away at a Police Conference, Woodrow Burns returns to watch over the rest of the Burns Family.</desc>
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    <title>Did You See What I Thaw? - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Attack of Humungado - S03E14</title>
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    <title>All Bots Great and Small - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Off the Grid - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After reconnecting with Colton, Josh decides to move to Overland Park, until a concerned Ali travels to him, intending to bring him home. Feeling abandoned, Sarah has trouble controlling her rage. Shelly confronts Buzzy about his spending, leading to some unforeseen revelations. Newly single Maura has an exciting, surprising night out.</desc>
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    <title>Exciting and New - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Pfeffermans escape their problems on land by taking a cruise together. Though the clan spends most of the cruise apart - venturing on their own journeys of self discovery - they ultimately find themselves coming together at the Seder that almost wasn't.</desc>
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    <title>Standing Order - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Groin Anomaly - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Exorcism of Claire Nunez - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Parental Guidance - S03E06</title>
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    <title>For the Glory of Merlin - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Party Crashed - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Three Troll-keteers - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mine - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Great War and Modern Memory - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Printer's Devil - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Memories - S03E06</title>
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    <title>The Hellgramite Method - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Our Selena is Dying - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The Call - S03E09</title>
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    <title>The Placebo Effect - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Cold Fusion - S01E36</title>
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    <title>The Pharaoh's Curse - S01E37</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S01E38</title>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Meet Mrs. Janet Tyler. She was born abnormally ugly and has undergone many plastic surgeries to change her appearence. None of them worked. Now after one last attempt the bandages are coming off. But will the latest surgery succeed where the others failed?</desc>
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    <title>The Blue Scorpion - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Blurryman - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Part 18: What Is Your Name? - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. - S12E05</title>
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    <title>Alan Shot a Little Girl - S12E06</title>
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    <title>Hospikal - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Fockin Mokky Bokka - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Jammy Dodgers - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Absolutely Positive - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Teacher's Pet - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Perfect Storm - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.</desc>
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    <title>Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>After a fire yields a neighbors' house unlivable, he moves in with the Paynes, but he soon emerges as an pestering houseguest. Somewhere else, Calvin discovers romance with a con artist.</desc>
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    <title>Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>While Malik gets a tattoo that he shorty regrets, latent hostility intensifies between Curtis and Mr. Brown.</desc>
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    <title>200th Hour - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Episode S008 - S14E08</title>
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    Legend: Bigfoot
    Update: Wanted: Gary and Ted Noble
    Wanted: Frederick Russell
    Mystery: Jack Davis Jr.
    Lost: Yves-Emmanuel Per and Laurent Hernas</desc>
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    <title>Episode S009 - S14E09</title>
    <desc>Wanted: Wallace Thrasher
    Update: Wanted: Clayton Waagner
    Mystery: San Pedro Mummy
    Wanted: Timothy Combs
    Legend: Bugsy Siegel
    Murder: Martha Moxley</desc>
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    <title>The Emotions - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Holy Relics - S05E10</title>
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    <title>The World Beneath Our Feet - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Time is running out, the gang must find Mr Rabbit and stop The Network's plan to release Janus. As a daring plan is formed, only one question remains: will the true secrets of Utopia finally be revealed?</desc>
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    <title>The Betrayal - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Resistance kidnaps a Visitor doctor to tend to friendly alien Willie - but can the doctor be trusted? Robin discovers her new lover is an alien sent to impregnate her and create a second Starchild.</desc>
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    <title>The Rescue - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The alien commander decides that marrying Diana is the best way to solidify his power...but it's a love match that has him fatally outmatched.</desc>
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    <title>I Know What You Did Last Summer - S05E01</title>
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    <title>True Lies - S05E02</title>
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    <title>A Gargoyle Carol - S02E41</title>
    <desc>When Gregoria is reluctant to embrace the human traditions of Christmas, she receives a visit from the Christmas Ghost who takes her on a journey to the past, present and future to help her get into the holiday spirit.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Gregoria's soft and sweet brother, Hugo, visits.</desc>
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    <title>Au Revoir Remy - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Remy says "au revoir" to the Hauntley's so he can become head chef at the Catacomb Café.</desc>
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    <title>Ghoul Guides Save the Day! - S02E49</title>
    <desc>When Edgar crashes the annual Ghoul Guides Extravaganza vamping trip in Transylvania, Vee and the girls must come clean about Vee's family.</desc>
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    <title>Alicia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While Selina and her staff prepare for an Annapolis event where she will announce her candidacy, Dan gets word that "Saturday Night Live" has done a not-so-flattering sketch about her.</desc>
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    <title>Clovis - S03E04</title>
    <desc>On a fundraising trip in Silicon Valley, Selina is challenged by an anti-fracking mom and visits the campus of Clovis, a tech company with an ambitious young CEO. In D.C., Jonah makes a crude viral video of the Selina-mom encounter, and Dan, with Ben's help, gets an idea for a rumor he can spread against Chung.</desc>
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    <title>Fishing - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Selina has a secret lunch with a major strategist she may tap as her campaign manager, even as Amy and Dan are openly vying for the job. Meanwhile, Defense Secretary Maddox invites the vice president to his country estate; Gary gets bad news about his shoulder; and Mike's colleagues find out he's mixing business with pleasure.</desc>
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    <title>Motato is My Neighbor - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When his radish minions kick him out, Motato finds a new home living next to Ichabeezer.</desc>
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    <title>Invisible Arm Wrestling - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Larry tells lies about being the greatest arm wrestler in the universe, which lead him into a large amount of mischief. Meanwhile, Pa Grape trains Tina to become a great arm wrestler.</desc>
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    <title>Silly No More - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Madame Blueberry dubs Larry as "too silly" for tea and crumpets, so he goes out of his way to become a very serious cucumber.</desc>
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    <title>Stunt Driving School - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a new stunt ramp is installed in the town, all the veggies rush to get their stunt driver's license.</desc>
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    <title>Arrears in Science - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Morphic Trilogy reaches its stunning conclusion in a decades-spanning tale of friendship, betrayal, and mass murder that overwrites Venture history.</desc>
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    <title>The High Cost of Loathing - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The Monarch faces financial challenges as he attempts to rebuild his fiendish organization, while Dean attempts to build a normal life out of his father's shadow at sleep-away college.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190237 +0000" stop="20260509192511 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inamorata Consequence - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The Venture family returns to their old compound where intrigue, danger, jackets, and diplomacy await.</desc>
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    <title>The Bellicose Proxy - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The Monarch and 21 play a deadly game of tutoring an inexperienced villain. A hot plate of danger is served up with a side of hilarity.</desc>
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    <title>What Might Have Been - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ragnar declares another raid on Paris at the Thing in Kattegat; Ecbert also has a journey in mind as he dispatches Aethelwulf and Alfred on a pilgrimage to Rome.</desc>
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    <title>The Profit and the Loss - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In England, King Ecbert's true ambitions are revealed as he plans to gain the crown of Mercia. While outside Paris, the Vikings attack with considerable force, but can they overcome Rollo's defenses? Meanwhile, Harbard, the mysterious wanderer, returns and causes a stir amongst the women of Kattegat.</desc>
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    <title>Quest for the Dragon's Eye (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle between the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords leaves each group without magical powers. They go to Merklynn to recharge their staffs, but Merklynn wants them to get the Dragon's Eye for him first.</desc>
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    <title>Feryl Steps Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After a defeat in battle, Feryl begins to think that he's useless to the Spectral Knights, so he leaves the team. When Darkstorm fails to get Feryl to join the Darkling Lords, he sets a trap for Leoric using Feryl's absence. Now it's up to Feryl to rescue his old friend.</desc>
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    <title>Lion Hunt - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Darkstorm contacts a witch who grants him a magic potion that will trap Leoric in his lion form. Leoric is turned into a ferocious red lion. Then, Darkstorm convinces some local villagers that Leoric is an evil beast, and they decide to slay him.</desc>
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    <title>The Overthrow of Merkylnn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Darkstorm formulates a plan to get rid of Merklynn and steal his magic. It all turns out as planned and Darkstorm becomes an all-powerful sorcerer. However, he accidentally unleashes the Apocalypse, so they must go back to Merklynn as their last hope of saving the world.</desc>
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    <title>Razor's Edge - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Keith's journey to an abyss to search for a quintessence source unlocks memories about his past. Lance wallows in unrequited love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184405 +0000" stop="20260509190745 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters &amp; Mana - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the team takes a break to play a magical role-playing game, their fantasy world sparks useful ideas to help them solve real-world problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190745 +0000" stop="20260509193125 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colony - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After Lotor and Allura head off in the new ship, the remaining Paladins get a dire warning that could change everything.</desc>
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    <title>The Black Paladins - S06E05</title>
    <desc>As one Paladin takes on a dangerous mission through a wormhole, the others contend with failing controls on the castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184027 +0000" stop="20260509192319 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The General's Return - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Walker seeks to bring justice to a Vietnamese gang responsible for murdering the son of his former martial arts instructor.</desc>
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    <title>Diverged - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Daryl and Carol come to a fork in the road and head their separate ways. Each going into their own type of survival mode, the easiest of challenges become much harder.</desc>
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    <title>The Inferno - S05E19</title>
    <desc>John-Boy travels to Lakehurst New Jersey to cover the landing of the Hindenburg and is deeply affected by its crash. Curt tries to figure out how to have more private time with Mary Ellen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181143 +0000" stop="20260509185423 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Faire to Remember - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Pete and Steve search for an artifact that makes a horseless chariot and a life-size chess piece come to life; Claudia combines artifacts in a desperate attempt to revive her sister.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185423 +0000" stop="20260509193720 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savage Seduction - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Pete, Myka and Artie help Pete's ex-girlfriend track an object that sucks them all into a Telenovela.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182049 +0000" stop="20260509184321 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee's Deelemma - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Dee's relationship with a shy dentist starts to decay thanks to Marlon and Shawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184321 +0000" stop="20260509190552 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Independence Day - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Marlon's dream of moving on up to his own place turns into a nightmare when his seemingly deluxe apartment starts falling apart, and he learns he can't get out of the 10-year lease he signed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190552 +0000" stop="20260509192823 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help A Brother Out - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Marlon befriends a homeless man in order to study him prior to auditioning for a role as a vagrant in an upcoming film.</desc>
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    <title>The Rich Girl - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Shawn worries that his family will embarrass him in front of his girlfriend's wealthy father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181458 +0000" stop="20260509184211 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Su-Su-Sucio - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Nancy gets a surprise visit from Jill; Nancy's bodyguard goes missing; Celia's micromanaging gets her sent back to the U.S.; Silas and Doug seek law enforcement approval.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184211 +0000" stop="20260509191020 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Lucky Happy - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Nancy is visited by DEA agent Roy Till who has gone rogue and homecomer Celia moves into Nancy's garage. Meanwhile, Andy tries to access his brother's old bank account.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191020 +0000" stop="20260509193816 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is still trying to get access to his late brother's bank account. Meanwhile, Silas and Doug need to see "The Wizard" to make their pot selling dreams come true.</desc>
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    <title>Ancient Mysteries - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Three ancient artifacts that could turn the history of the world upside down: In a Mexican cave, a young girl finds a bizarrely-shaped thousand-year-old skull that may prove aliens once walked the planet; featuring detailed images of dinosaurs, a Peruvian doctor discovers ancient stone carvings that could rewrite the story of evolution; and, excavated from one of Cairo’s oldest pyramids, a 2000-year-old wooden model may be proof that ancient Egyptians invented modern flight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190440 +0000" stop="20260509194724 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amazing Survival - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three incredible stories of people who cheated death: On 9/11, a man survives impossible odds in the collapse of the World Trade Center; a Texas man is cut in two by a freak rail accident; a safari guide in Zimbabwe is savagely attacked by a hippo but lives to tell his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180614 +0000" stop="20260509183125 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gabe must choose between the comedy life, or his life at Buchanan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183125 +0000" stop="20260509185637 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Goes Up - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Freddie becomes addicted to drugs after taking prescribed pain killers. Despite the other Sweathogs' best efforts, the only thing that can bring Freddie around is Arnold's faith in him...and in his "vitamin pills."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185637 +0000" stop="20260509192149 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good-Bye, Mr. Kripps - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Kripps, the shop teacher, has a heart attack and dies while yelling at Vinnie, who blames himself for the man's death.</desc>
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    <title>Horshack and the Madame X - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Arnold, saddened by the rejection he keeps recieving from the opposite sex, gets advice and comfort from Julie before quickly falling in love with her.</desc>
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    <title>Institutional Memory - S07E21</title>
    <desc>C.J. and Will both face uncertain futures as Bartlet and his staffers prepare to leave the White House to make way for the Santos administration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184842 +0000" stop="20260509193202 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After seven seasons of the Award-winning drama series, the Bartlet Administration prepares to leave the White House and The West Wing. While Santos and his winning camp are nervously gearing up for the presidential inauguration, current President Bartlet (Martin Sheen), CJ (Allison Janney) and the others fondly look back as they prepare to leave the White House forever.</desc>
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    <title>Generation Loss - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne?</desc>
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    <title>The Sunday Father - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Roger is suspended from school, he turns to his father instead of facing Mama's wrath.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183343 +0000" stop="20260509185828 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Firing Squad - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Shirley's bad attitude gets her fired, the guys plan to find her a new job.</desc>
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    <title>The Boarder - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Needing extra money, Mama agrees to take Bill in as a boarder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192333 +0000" stop="20260509194850 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dwayne's Dilemma - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dwayne must summon the courage to stand up to the tough and mean ex-boyfriend of his latest love interest.</desc>
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    <title>Yankee Doodle Micelli - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Tony feels guilty when he remembers he got his grandfather in trouble when he was a child, causing him to never take the American citizen swearing in, so Tony does the swearing in for his grandfather.</desc>
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    <title>A Jack Story - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angela engages a new employee. Because in the evening the both work together more and more often and longer, Tony fears the worst:he gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>Double Dump - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Samantha and Mona both break up with their boyfriends on the same night, so they go out to eat at a restaurant to clear their minds, which troubles Tony.</desc>
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    <title>Life with Father - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Samantha wants to go to Vermont ski lodge for the weekend, but Tony forbids her. Sam goes anyway. Along the way, she remembers everything her father did, even the embarassing moments.</desc>
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    <title>Denny Siegel - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Games played: Weird Newscasters, Song Styles, Narrate, Props, Greatest Hits, Dead Bodies.</desc>
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    <title>Brad Sherwood &amp; Ian Gomez - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Brad Sherwood and comedian Ian Gomez.
Games played: Daytime Talk Show, Film TV and Theatre Styles, Song Styles, Newsflash, Props, Sportscasters, 90 Second Alphabet.</desc>
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    <title>Brad Sherwood &amp; Patrick Bristow - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Brad Sherwood and comedian Patrick Bristow.
Games played: Let's Make A Date, Film TV and Theatre Styles, Weird Newscasters, Secret, Newsflash, Scene To Rap.</desc>
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    <title>Greg Proops - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Greg Proops.
Games played: Superheroes, Sound Effects, Props, Hey You Down There, Daytime Talk Show, Scene To Rap, Hats/Dating Service Videos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192942 +0000" stop="20260509195156 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kathy Greenwood - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Kathy Greenwood.
Games played: Let's Make A Date, Whose Line, Props, Greatest Hits, Foreign Film Dub.</desc>
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    <title>The Woman in Question - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Newly widowed, Rita's elation is short-lived when Catherine questions her innocence in Carlo's death, much to Alma's delight. Dee introduces her parents to Vern at a dinner with multiple shocking revelations.</desc>
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    <title>Murder, My Sweet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Alma celebrates finally being admitted into the Garden Club, Bertram mourns the loss of the old Alma. Isabel uses her recent discovery to her own advantage and Dee grows suspicious from conflicting information surrounding Mrs. Yost's disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>Musk Ox Mania - S04E24</title>
    <desc>While the Kratt brothers are being charged by an angry rhino on the African savanna, they decide to use a harpy eagle feather from Chris's creature souvenir collection to activate Harpy Eagle Powers and fly out of harm's way. However, Chris forgot his souvenir collection on the Arctic tundra during the events of "Baby Tooth and Kid Musky". To find the valuable collection, the Wild Kratts travel to the Arctic and search for the collection using the Creature Powers of the muskox. However, the team will have to hurry, because Zach Varmitech is also after the creature souvenirs.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery of the North Pole Penguins? - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Wild Kratts hear from Wild Kratts Kid, Nua, that there are penguins in the Arctic, where the birds aren't supposed to be. The team must investigate this mystery and get the "lost" penguins back to where they belong.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of Tigers - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After Aviva successfully sneaks up on and surprises the creature adventuring Kratt Brothers, they worry that they've somehow lost their signature 'creature sense'. Chris and Martin go off in search of the stealthiest, most powerful wildcat in the world - the tiger - on a quest to prove to themselves that they're still in tune with the creature world.</desc>
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    <title>Birthday Quake - S03E08</title>
    <desc>To celebrate his 13th birthday, Tyler and Eliza visit a pair of elephants in the African savanna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183100 +0000" stop="20260509185345 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Ha Long Bay - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eliza encounters a mysterious creature while shooting a film with Nigel about manta rays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185345 +0000" stop="20260509191631 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirited Away - S03E10</title>
    <desc>As the family prepares to film the ""Day of the Dead"" ceremony in a small town, Eliza meets a little girl who tells her about the spirits returning. Eliza is determined to find one, but when Donnie puts a valuable ring in a loaf of bread, Debbie and Eliza must search for the missing ring. Eliza gets some help from a mysterious woman who, she finds out, has been gone for many years.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Tradition - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys are preparing for Thanksgiving in Madagascar when Grandma Sophie calls, inviting them home for the holiday. When Nigel and Marianne explain that they can't go home until they get footage of a fossa for The Foundation, Debbie throws a tantrum. Will the girls, Donnie, and Darwin go to the states on their own when tradition has always had the Thornberry clan together on Thanksgiving?</desc>
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    <title>The Night of the Golden Cobra - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Maharajah Singh kidnaps West for very unprincely reasons: he is to tutor Singh's assassin sons in the ways of Western combat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180131 +0000" stop="20260509182255 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Sea - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Grace goes on a blind date and Jack gives Will swimming lessons.</desc>
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    <title>Steams Like Old Times - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Karen is forced to come to terms with her feelings for her presumed-dead husband when Jack gives his opinion on her men dilemma. Karen refuses to forgive Stan and wants nothing to do with him--until she learns how willingly Stan gives her up to Malcolm. Meanwhile, much to Grace's dismay, the new, altruistic Will begins doting on an elderly man whom he invites to their 10th Anniversary Game Night Spectacular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184421 +0000" stop="20260509190541 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hole Truth - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The day before Will's charity auction and carnival, Jack meets and begins dating Baby Glenn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190541 +0000" stop="20260509192707 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Airplane - S08E06</title>
    <desc>While flying to London, Will and Grace notice that Grace's ex-husband Leo is on their flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192707 +0000" stop="20260509194826 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather Boa - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Will is thrilled to help Jack look for another apartment when he decides on a whim to move, but after getting involved in an effort to help two gay penguins from being separated at the zoo, he begins having second thoughts about the idea of Jack moving. While attending Beverley's wife's memorial "celebration, " Karen and Grace experience a wardrobe malfunction, which they must try to conceal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181822 +0000" stop="20260509184044 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Black Eye Affair - S05E06</title>
    <desc>While trying to create a perfect evening with her boyfriend, Davis, Helen runs into obstacle after obstacle with various friends who assist in aiding with what can only be certain disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184044 +0000" stop="20260509190238 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joe Blows (1) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Joe feels the weight of the world coming down on him as everyone comes to him to help solve their problems.  As the stress mounts, he knows he must make a drastic change.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190238 +0000" stop="20260509192503 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joe Blows (2) - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Joe MIA, the burden of running Sandpiper Air falls all on Brian. As he struggles to keep things in the air, he gets a clue to where Joe ran off to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192503 +0000" stop="20260509194725 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2 Good 2 B 4 Gotten - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Sandy Cooper is returning to Nantucket, Joe fears her high school obsession with him will return but the others think he's imagining things.  Meanwhile, Antonio tries to raise money to send to his family and Roy is worried about a visit from his cranky mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180826 +0000" stop="20260509185014 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nips, Flips 'n' Dips - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185014 +0000" stop="20260509193216 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camille’s “Sick” Day - S01E15</title>
    <desc>With Camille out “sick,” flight attendants, kindergarten crushes, and an EDM rock couple take on the toughest Wipeout course of all time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182437 +0000" stop="20260509192309 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Midgetry - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With Amsterdam running full-tilt, Carver and Truck discover there really is no honor among thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180547 +0000" stop="20260509182957 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Sea Turtle! - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets head to Japan to help a lost Sea Turtle that is looking for the sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182957 +0000" stop="20260509185408 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Pangaroo! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A drawing of a special Pangaroo, which is part parrot and part kangaroo, is throw in the garbage can and it needs the Wonder Pets to retreive it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185408 +0000" stop="20260509191804 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Cricket! - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets head to Chicago to help a cricket that becomes trapped in a soap bubble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191804 +0000" stop="20260509194201 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Armadillo! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets must save a baby armadillo because he thinks that the old West town that he lives in is haunted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180530 +0000" stop="20260509182722 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Compelling Television - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A Clarence Special Report: Compelling Television.  Clarence seeks, captures, and defeats the notion of compelling television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182722 +0000" stop="20260509184842 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter N. Letter N, feeling unloved, plunges into a shame spiral. After a night of self-destruction and romance, Letter N discovers that there's light at the end of the tunnel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184842 +0000" stop="20260509190955 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by space. Chauncey and Kaitlin go into outer-space in a home made rocket where they discover, then battle God.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190955 +0000" stop="20260509193059 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Ocean. The gang discovers a map to the greatest treasure of all: a bottomless chalice of pure liquid imagination. The adventure begins. Then it ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193059 +0000" stop="20260509195212 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diversity - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is celebrating Numbers. When Letters show up, they begin a violent battle to prove who is better. Only love could bring these enemies together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182211 +0000" stop="20260509191000 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Richest Man in the World - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Diana must find a reclusive millionaire who is the only one who can help her with a secret device that scrambles missile-guidance systems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191000 +0000" stop="20260509195816 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Doomsday - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A computer-dating service is the unexpected hiding place for a deadly virus that was stolen from a government laboratory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180048 +0000" stop="20260509182140 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Weekend - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Kevin's parents go away for the weekend, he invites his friends around for a poker game. But when the game gets boring, Chuck and Ricky call all their friends and Kevin ends up throwing the mother of all parties at home - ruining the house. Norma and Jack return the next day, earlier than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182140 +0000" stop="20260509184239 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Karen returns home one night, Kevin and Wayne's living arrangements are thrown into chaos. She's had a fight with Michael and they're not talking. Jack discovers that Michael had asked Karen to marry him, but she didn't want to do anything so traditional. Michael camps out on the Arnold family front lawn in the hopes of getting Karen back. Ten days later, Karen proposes to Michael herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184239 +0000" stop="20260509190334 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S05E22</title>
    <desc>While Karen has agreed to marry Michael, she has not agreed to have a traditional ceremony like her mother wants. She also doesn't know how to tell her family that she and Michael are moving to Alaska, where he has found work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190334 +0000" stop="20260509192425 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Lake - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Summertime used to be fun, but now everyone's gotta work. Kevin has a job at a Chinese Restaurant with Paul, but one day - after finding a Christmas card he received from Cara, decides he will visit her at the lake. Paul has no choice but to tag along because Kevin is driving. Kevin feels like recapturing the wonderful time he had last summer, but things don't go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192425 +0000" stop="20260509194449 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Hearts and Burgers - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Kevin is torn between whether to try getting back with Winnie or just enjoying his time at the diner with friends. Includes flashbacks of Winnie in the pilot, "Steady as She Goes," "Nemesis," "How I'm Spending My Summer Vacation,"" among many others. There is also a flashback to Becky Slater in "Just Between You and Me and Kirk and Paul and Carla and Becky," to Lisa Berlini in "Dance with Me" and to Madeline in "It's a Mad, Mad, Madeline World."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181640 +0000" stop="20260509183818 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscle I'd Like to Flex - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Blake and Anders' world turns upside down when they lose Adam to a super-rich MILF.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183818 +0000" stop="20260509185957 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Line of Getting Fired - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the CEO of TelAmeriCorp arrives to liquidate the company, it's up to the guys to change his mind and save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185957 +0000" stop="20260509192058 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heist School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The loss of something valuable sends the guys on an undercover mission at a high school to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192058 +0000" stop="20260509194201 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dry Guys - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The guys try to quit drinking for a week after a particularly rough night of imbibing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181108 +0000" stop="20260509183404 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh. Ohh. Ohhh. - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Kate plays detective after finding a mysterious phone number in Nathan’s pocket. Anne’s explosive personality lands her in Anger Management. Sloane’s ultrasound appointment goes a little too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183404 +0000" stop="20260509185543 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' Fishin' - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Kate helps Nathan build a connection with Nathan Jr. Anne joins Lionel in Cochrane to support his big day in court. Jenny feels edged out of her own wedding planning while Sloane’s love life heats up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185543 +0000" stop="20260509191721 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poke the Bear - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A surprise move from Goldie sends Kate and Sloane’s joint project into a tailspin. Upon returning from Cochrane, tensions between Lionel and Anne are higher than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191721 +0000" stop="20260509194023 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Kate discovers Charlie has an imaginary friend, while her business is under fire. The Carlsons reluctantly host a guest from Cochrane. A stubborn Jenny comes to terms with painful realities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183903 +0000" stop="20260509193305 +0000" channel="C2383.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Distant War (September 1939 – May 1940) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In Eastern Europe, the full force of the Nazi machine rolls on. In Britain, an uneasy calm settles on the nation. It is the "phony" war, with the sound of distant guns thundering ominously on the horizon…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180216 +0000" stop="20260509182827 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Dafthead - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sue and John go up to Ten - Acre field to give Worzel a present, a bowl of Black Forest Gateaux mix but, when they arrive, they find a different Scarecrow at Worzel’s post, Dafthead. It turns out that Dafthead has put a bucket on Worzel’s head, tied him up and then dumped him in his barn before stealing his post. Sue and John free Worzel and the trio head up to Ten - Acre to confront Dafthead. When they arrive Dafthead is still eating the cake mix so Worzel tries to outsmart him. Unfortunately Dafthead, who has all of Worzel’s heads rolled into one, is too clever so Worzel decides to go and see the Crowman to see if he has any ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182827 +0000" stop="20260509185431 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Worzel - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mr Shepherd is purposefully taking Aunt Sally on a canal boat holiday through West Chester in order to see a museum owner, Mr. Pursglove, who he believes wishes to purchase Aunt Sally. However before he can leave Worzel spies Aunt Sally in the back of his car and decides to jump in and stow away with them. At the boatyard Worzel gets out of the car to explore and ends up seeing a face he recognizes, Saucy Nancy. Worzel climbs aboard her boat but, unfortunately it’s the same boat Mr Shepherd has hired and so both of them are there when Aunt Sally gets aboard and, of course, a fight ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185431 +0000" stop="20260509192034 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choir Practice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It’s harvest festival time and Worzel is on loan to the Vicar in order to keep the Starlings out of the Church rafters. Worzel isn’t the only newcomer at the Church, the Vicar also has an orphan called Samantha staying with him. Worzel is posted in the graveyard but, as night falls, he becomes scared and frightened of the ghosts. Meanwhile the Church choir are practicing for the harvest festival service but as the orphan Samantha draws attention to herself in a pure white smock John and Sue realize who she really is, Aunt Sally. Once the choir is in full swing Aunt Sally slips away in order to get back to the Vicarage first so she can eat all the supper that Mrs Braithwaite has prepared. She must first however cross the graveyard. As soon as Worzel catches sight of the figure in white he is off, he heads for the Vicarage. He gets there first and when Aunt Sally comes along he realizes there was no ghost, but if you’re in the choir there’s plenty of tea and cake. The next day Worzel returns in his singing head and joins the choir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192034 +0000" stop="20260509194639 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muvvers Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After being driven out of the Village Baby Contest Worzel decides he wants his Mum. The only person who can help him is the Crowman who deduces that a Scarecrow called ‘Sarah Pigswill’ was made from a row of turnips which, twelve months later, seeded Worzel. Technically making her Worzel’s mother. The wheels are set in motion and Worzel prepares for the arrival of his Mother on his ‘bestest birthday. Unfortunately Worzel soon realizes that her ideas of a birthday tea and his own are very, very different.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184227 +0000" stop="20260509192716 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mulder is arrested for investigating the plane crash and interfering with a military operation, while Scully is caught in an attempted assassination of Corporal Frish which claims the life of Agent Pendrell. Scully bails Mulder out of prison, and they go to Max Fenig's trailer to find out why he was on the plane. Mulder finds evidence of alien technology and boards a plane with it, but the plane is intercepted mid-flight and it disappears. Mulder is again left with nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181500 +0000" stop="20260509183623 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond Good and Evil (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Apocalypse kidnaps Psylocke, Jean Grey and Professor X.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183623 +0000" stop="20260509185747 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond Good and Evil (3) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Apocalypse plans to use the psychics to destroy all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185747 +0000" stop="20260509191911 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond Good and Evil (4) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The true and terrifying nature of Apocalypse's final plan emerges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191911 +0000" stop="20260509193939 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Storm, and grouchy humbug Wolverine go last-minute shopping in Manhattan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184230 +0000" stop="20260509192718 +0000" channel="C2388.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touching Your Enemy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jamie tries desperately to walk back a previous mistake. Kayce tracks down evidence. Monica and Martin attend a traditional Indian horse relay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180107 +0000" stop="20260509182358 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Rest Up", "The Doctor", "Help Your Friends"

Jingle: "New Day" by Swound!

Biz's Beat of the Day

Numbers: Food, Not Food

Storytime: "Dr. Black &amp; the Fruit Tree"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182358 +0000" stop="20260509184702 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superhero - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Superhero", "Super Teamwork", "Super Good"

Jingle: "We R Superheroes" by Robert Schneider

Biz's Beat of the Day

Storytime: "Super Martian Robot Girl &amp; The Yeti"

Numbers: "The Aquabats"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184702 +0000" stop="20260509191002 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Songs: "We Were All Babies", "Babies Need Our Help", "We're So Sorry (Baby Version)"

Jingle: "Little Baby" by Hunter Revenge

Mark's Magic Pictures: Eggs in a Nest

Numbers: "Five"

Storytime: "Naming Baby"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191002 +0000" stop="20260509193306 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Songs: "First Day of School", "At School (Here With All My Friends)", "Time For Show And Tell"

Jingle: "What Story Do You Want To Hear?" by Dr. Dog

Mark's Magic Pictures: Crayon

Funny Face: Chin Stroke

Storytime: "Seymour the Skateboard"

Cool Tricks: Matthew on a pogo stick</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193306 +0000" stop="20260509195602 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairytale - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Songs: "A Better Day", "Magic Beans", "A Magic Place", "I'm So Sorry"

Jingle: "Golden Goose Fairy Tale" by The Submarines

DJ Lance Dance: "Climb the Beanstalk"

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Banana"

Note: "A Better Day" is credited as Performed by See Spot and Composed by Andrew Fackrell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180432 +0000" stop="20260509181149 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love-Bugged Bear - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Boo Boo asks Yogi about the birds and the bees and Yogi wants nothing to do with it until he is shot by a Cupid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181149 +0000" stop="20260509181906 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearface Disguise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ranger Smith disguises himself as a polar bear to do a test on Yogi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181906 +0000" stop="20260509182622 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slap Happy Birthday - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Yogi and Boo Boo want to try and do something special for Ranger Smith's birthday. Yogi asks visitors to donate food so he can throw a party for the ranger. Ranger Smith suspects that Yogi is up to no good so he sets a trap for him. He is shocked when he finds out Yogi had just been setting up a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182622 +0000" stop="20260509183331 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bear Living - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Yogi decides to build a wishing well which is fake and gets money out of it to eat out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183331 +0000" stop="20260509185515 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disguise and Gals - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Two bank robbers dressed as old ladies drive into Jellystone park to hide from the law, but they can't hide from Yogi &amp; Boo Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185515 +0000" stop="20260509190232 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touch and Go-Go-Go - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Boo-Boo is reading a Fairy Tale book and doesn't believe in that junk, until his Fairy Godmother appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190232 +0000" stop="20260509190949 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acrobatty Yogi - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Yogi meets up with his longtime crush Cindy Bear as she is part of a circus that is passing by Jellystone, so Yogi gets into the act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190949 +0000" stop="20260509191706 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring-a-Ding Picnic Basket - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A visitor to Jellystone Park shows Ranger Smith his new invention for trapping thieving bears. Mr. Ranger buys a trick picnic basket that has a loud alarm whenever it's touched to scare off Yogi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191706 +0000" stop="20260509192423 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Hand Jones - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Ranger Smith is off on a vacation and Ranger Jones is his temporary replacement who whips Yogi into shape with a little military discipline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192423 +0000" stop="20260509193140 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yogi's Pest Guest - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese bear comes to the park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193140 +0000" stop="20260509193857 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missile Bound Yogi - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Army is using Jellystone for War games and Yogi and Boo Boo get in harms way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193857 +0000" stop="20260509194614 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loco Locomotive - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The kiddies are going for a ride around Jellystone in the new Train, which tracks go right by Yogi and Boo Boo's cave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194614 +0000" stop="20260509195331 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missile-Bound Bear - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The military in Washington D.C. uses Jellystone Park as their test sight for their new missile, and Yogi falls asleep in the capsule and goes for ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180514 +0000" stop="20260509182704 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Team takes on the intergalactic bounty hunter Lobo…as a precursor to an alien invasion!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Earthlings - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Miss Martian, Superboy, Beast Boy and Adam Strange arrive on the distant planet Rann to stop the alien infiltration of Earth at its source.</desc>
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    <title>Alienated - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Team and the Justice League continue to hunt the Kroloteans that have invaded Earth—but the aliens have help from an extremely unexpected source.</desc>
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    <title>Salvage - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While Superboy and Blue Beetle battle Intergang, Nightwing and company try to salvage the soul of a former comrade fallen from grace.</desc>
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    <title>Beneath - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jaime Reyes searches for a missing friend, while Miss Martian, Batgirl, Bumblebee and Wonder Girl return to Bialya to discover what lies beneath.</desc>
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    <title>Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents’ divorce. George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.</desc>
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    <title>Contracts, Rules, and a Little Bit of Pig Brains - S03E13</title>
    <desc>George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw’s new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along. Sheldon and Missy invent a game.</desc>
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    <title>A Slump, a Cross, and Roadside Gravel - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel. Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185816 +0000" stop="20260509191648 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Meemaw meets Dale’s ex-wife, June. Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191648 +0000" stop="20260509193645 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pasadena - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time. Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend. Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism. Also, Mary sets out to find a “girl trophy” for Missy’s end-of-season baseball ceremony, and Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180002 +0000" stop="20260509182921 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Decent Proposal - S07E01</title>
    <desc>As Diana sets out on her honeymoon, Liza considers Charles’s proposal. Kelsey turns Quinn down, but some speed bumps in her personal and professional life make Kelsey doubt herself. Lauren’s 30th is out of this world.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>It’s the End of the World, Worm Girl - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Liza tries to settle into the next chapter of her personal life. Liza and Kelsey dig deep to win over Fupa Grünhoff, a teenage climate change activist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185413 +0000" stop="20260509191847 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FKA Millennial - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With her personal life on rocky ground, Liza focuses on work and a new book pitch by sexy surfer, Kai Manning. The Empirical team meets with Quinn Tyler, whose latest book idea was inspired by Charles. Empirical rebrands.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Risky Business - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Liza travels to Montauk to help sexy surfer pro Kai Manning with his memoir and comes back to the office refreshed. An unexpected adventure with Quinn leaves Kelsey questioning her career choices. Josh’s new love interest gets loud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180304 +0000" stop="20260509185751 +0000" channel="C2396.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Nineteen - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Prompted by Olivia, Michael goes to see Jimmy Baxter, who makes him an unexpected offer. Shifting loyalties in Big Mo’s crew force her hand. Lee urges Michael for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185751 +0000" stop="20260509195617 +0000" channel="C2396.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Twenty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Michael exposes shocking information that impacts everyone. A startling revelation pushes Fia to make a life-altering decision. Big Mo proposes a deal with Jimmy Baxter. Gina manipulates her father Carmine to make a move of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180033 +0000" stop="20260509182414 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakko, the White Tiger - S01E16</title>
    <desc>One of Yusuke's teammates has been badly injured, and Kuwabara insists on fighting the next enemy all by himself -â€” revealing his amazingly improved Spirit Sword! Before the bickering group can disagree, a ferocious roar slices through the castle. Byakko, the second Saint Beast, is waiting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182414 +0000" stop="20260509184755 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakko's Lair - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After a harrowing fight on a collapsing bridge, Byakko is seemingly defeated. But as soon as the Spirit Detective team enters the castle's next wing, a fearsome tiger roar bids Kuwabara to round two -- in Byakko's secret lair. Can this Beast be beaten once and for all, in a room of molten lava?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184755 +0000" stop="20260509191136 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seiryu, the Blue Dragon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Two of the four Saint Beasts are dead -- or so Yusuke and his team believe! But in the chamber of Seiryu, a Beast who can trap his enemies in ice, an unexpected guest arrives. How can two Beasts in one room be stopped? And why is Hiei, a cold-hearted rogue, suddenly beset with emotion?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Suzaku, Leader of the Beasts - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei rush into the next part of the castle as they reach the final chamber where Suzaku awaits. Unknown to them Suzaku's master plan is being made - to capture Keiko. Meanwhile at the human world Keiko runs for her life as she is being chased by humans possessed by the mind-controlling insects. She runs into a corner and someone pulls him beneath.. It's Botan! Botan calls Yusuke and tells him the situation and Suzaku's plan to capture Keiko.. but their conversation is rudely interrupted by the possessed people and together they run to an exit. On the other hand Yusuke and the gang are stopped by hundreds of zombies, but then Hiei thinks of a plan, and Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei worked together and formed a bridge for Yusuke to jump into the nearby entrance to the final chamber. They successfully accomplish the job, and Yusuke runs off to face Suzaku one-on-one as the three finish off the zombies.
Yusuke confronts the leader of the sacred demons - Suzaku, who</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193517 +0000" stop="20260509195859 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Ways to Die - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Suzaku goes down off Yusuke's sneak attack, but remains unharmed. Again Yusuke charges, this time with more intensity, but Suzaku still blocks all of his attacks, however Yusuke manages to sneak in and nails a punch, and Suzaku loses possession of the flute. Yusuke rushes to the flute but Suzaku uses his teleportation and gets the flute back. Now he is definitely furious.
Botan and Keiko meanwhile continue to run from the possessed people that chases them, and they are forced to fight when cornered. On the other hand Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei continue to fight off the zombies, but it seems like they are totally outnumbered as more and more of them continue to appear.. Kuwabara decides to use his spirit sword to jump up the entrance Yusuke went in earlier.. but fell short and smashes his face into the stone wall (ouch).. guess he didn't realize that there's an easier way by simply entering the main entrance from beneath as Hiei and Kurama did.. :)
Suzaku then uses another one of his tec</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184009 +0000" stop="20260509192231 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren's Wedding - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Shaken by the death of one of the team, something snaps in Murphy, and Warren is unable to stop him and the others from committing an atrocity as misplaced revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181929 +0000" stop="20260509184726 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horses - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Everybody likes horses, so the Kratts spend time with a foal and her mother, a strong Belgian draft horse.  Then the brothers learn what's different about zebras.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184726 +0000" stop="20260509191523 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumpers - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Zoboomafoo welcomes his fellow jumping animals to Animal Junction, from kangaroos to frogs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191523 +0000" stop="20260509194320 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Faces - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Time for a few laughs as moose, pigs, bats and others give viewers a look-in at their friendly faces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181457 +0000" stop="20260509183828 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss PCA - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Logan hosts a new "Miss PCA" beauty pageant. While Zoey, Lola and Chase initially found the event degrading, the girls asked to join when Logan revealed the prize of the contest: the chance to be on the cover of Buzz Magazine. And when Zoey and Lola find out, they sign up, but Zoey and Lola become competitive and start sabotaging each other. In the meantime, Michael desperately tries to make Quinn laugh at his jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183828 +0000" stop="20260509190200 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Logan Gets Cut Off - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Logan is in trouble when his dad discovers that he's purchased a $327,000 car without his permission. That's when Mr. Reese steps in and takes control. He takes away Logan's valuables, such as closing his bank account and cutting his credit card in half. When Zoey, Lola and Chase see that Logan is in desperate need of help, Zoey does Logan's laundry, Lola helps him with his hair, Chase types out his report, and they all try to teach Logan how to fend for himself with no money, But realize he got his money back and Zoey, Lola, And Chase are still helping him. Meanwhile, Michael says he can get out of any difficultly tied ropes, so Mark and Quinn tie him up to see what he can do. Does he have the skills he says he has?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190200 +0000" stop="20260509194931 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Zoey? (1) - S03E24</title>
    <desc>This is the third Zoey 101 TV movie. Zoey's parents come for an unexpected visit to PCA and tell Zoey and Dustin that they are moving to England. Zoey's dad's business is starting a new branch in London. When offered to accompany the parents to London, Dustin quickly declines the offer, but Zoey decides to think about it first. Although Zoey treasures Chase's opinion, Chase had heard the rumor before Zoey gets a chance tell him about the news. This leads Chase to bitterly convince Zoey that she should go to London. In a cliffhanger ending, Zoey watches Chase admit his love to Zoey unknowingly via webcam. Meanwhile, Stacey pursues a singing career by singing a demo of a song called "Sassafras Tea".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182047 +0000" stop="20260509184255 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Trust - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Saw Boss is capturing all the scientists of a Brain Trust by luring them with a false message from Audric to his radiation surrounded base. Jayce stumbles upon the plan and smuggles himself, Flora, Gillian, Oon and the vehicles onto the base.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184255 +0000" stop="20260509190504 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lightning Strikes Twice - S01E33</title>
    <desc>With a few clues and a little conjuring, Gillian produces a map showing the destination of the original Lightning League that disappeared years ago. In a far off place untouched by Saw Boss, Jayce is disgusted to find them playing war games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190504 +0000" stop="20260509192641 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liberty Stone (1) - S01E34</title>
    <desc>The powerful liberty stone protects Aloar from all invaders by creating the spidereen whirlpool. Gillian brings the league to this planet to see his old magician friend Axilar and to use the stone to seek Audric's whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192641 +0000" stop="20260509194819 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vines (2) - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League stumbles upon a parasitic colony of creatures living on Monster Minds vines; Gillian discovers that the vines are concealing the Liberty Stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180241 +0000" stop="20260509180920 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Pounded - S1954E01</title>
    <desc>Sylvester Cat tries to catch Tweety Bird, who is up in a tree in the middle of the city dog pound.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180920 +0000" stop="20260509181618 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turn-Tale Wolf - S1952E18</title>
    <desc>The Big Bad Wolf's little nephew has learned at school that his uncle was the fiend who blew the Three Little Pigs' houses down and is ashamed that his uncle could have committed such a deed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181618 +0000" stop="20260509182325 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russian Rhapsody - S1944E11</title>
    <desc>As Adolph Hitler personally flies a bomber on a mission to the Soviet Union, the gremlins from the Kremlin set about to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182325 +0000" stop="20260509182914 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Feud - S1958E20</title>
    <desc>Marc Anthony, the ferocious guard dog, falls for a cute cuddly little kitty. An evil cat tries to swipe the kitty and it's up to Marc Anthony to protect the sweet feline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182914 +0000" stop="20260509183557 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weakly Reporter - S1944E07</title>
    <desc>A newsreel spoof with WWII home front gags, including rationing, air raid drills and women filling in men's jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183557 +0000" stop="20260509184253 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mouse That Jack Built - S1959E06</title>
    <desc>A spoof of "The Jack Benny Program".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184253 +0000" stop="20260509190619 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs Bunny's Looney Tunes All-Star 50th Anniversary (2) - S1986E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260509190619 +0000" stop="20260509191349 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tale of Two Mice - S1945E11</title>
    <desc>Babitt and Catstello return; their goal: steal the cheese the cat is guarding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191349 +0000" stop="20260509192052 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Biz Bugs - S1957E22</title>
    <desc>Bugs and Daffy are vaudevillians competing for praise from the audience. They love Bugs no matter what; just the opposite for Daffy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192052 +0000" stop="20260509192749 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Collared - S1950E29</title>
    <desc>On Be Kind to Animals Week, Porky Pig decides to practice the principle and affectionately pets a large, slobbering dog. The dog takes an instant liking to Porky and follows the pig everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192749 +0000" stop="20260509193505 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushy Hare - S1950E27</title>
    <desc>Bugs confronts marsupials and aborigines in Australia's outback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193505 +0000" stop="20260509194153 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piker's Peak - S1957E11</title>
    <desc>In the Alps Bugs and Yosemite Sam vie for 50,000 Cronkites, the prize for the who "climbs the Schmatterhorn."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194153 +0000" stop="20260509194917 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boyhood Daze - S1957E07</title>
    <desc>Young Ralph Phillips is scolded for breaking a window and sent to his room, where he lets his imagination run riot and fantasizes he is in prison, next that he is in Africa, and then that he is a space ace pilot who single-handedly thwarts a Martian invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194917 +0000" stop="20260509195543 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pancho's Hideaway - S1964E12</title>
    <desc>Pancho Vanilla robs a bank and returns to his hideout to count the loot. Speedy Gonzales follows Pancho intending to return the money to the bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181726 +0000" stop="20260509183929 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye of Agamotto (1) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The vengeful Agamotto attacks the Avengers and attempts to take back the Eye of Agamotto!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183929 +0000" stop="20260509190136 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye of Agamotto (2) - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The vengeful Agamotto attacks the Avengers and attempts to take back the Eye of Agamotto!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190136 +0000" stop="20260509192340 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond - S04E17</title>
    <desc>After the Avengers are transported to a strange new world, Captain America and Black Widow find Iron Man and battle the mysterious Moon Knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192340 +0000" stop="20260509194543 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underworld - S04E18</title>
    <desc>As they search for the Bifrost and a way to undo Battleworld, the Avengers must battle the Enchantress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180453 +0000" stop="20260509185852 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revelations - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Matt's already shaky world tilts when he learns a shocking truth. Karen runs for her life. Nadeem discovers how deep Fisk's influence goes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185852 +0000" stop="20260509194523 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Hunted by Fisk and haunted by mistakes of her past, Karen seeks refuge at the church. Matt finally gets his shot, and Dex goes in for the kill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180621 +0000" stop="20260509182829 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Breakout - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Guardians must work together to escape the elaborate prisons created for them by The Collector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182829 +0000" stop="20260509185036 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the New York Groove - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Guardians meet up with Spider-Man in New York City to defeat Thanos’ super-powered symbiote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185036 +0000" stop="20260509191243 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive My Carnage - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Guardians team up with Spider-Man to battle Thanos, who has harnessed the power of the Carnage Symbiote to become the ultimate weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191243 +0000" stop="20260509193450 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Fought the Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Guardians have captured Thanos, but it's no easy task transporting the most wanted criminal in the galaxy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193450 +0000" stop="20260509195657 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Guardians chase Thanos and Sam Alexander (Nova) to Thanos’ home planet of Titan, where they discover a gladiatorial arena featuring Jesse Alexander - Nova’s father!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181749 +0000" stop="20260509190227 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unlocking Disaster (United Airlines, Flight 811) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>United Airlines Flight 811, a Boeing 747-122 (registration number N4713U), took off from Honolulu International Airport bound for Sydney, Australia, via Auckland, New Zealand with 3 flight crew, 15 flight attendants, and 337 passengers aboard.

As the 747 climbed to between 22,000 and 23,000 feet the R5 cargo door tore open, decompressing the cabin and leaving a gaping hole. Five rows of business class seats were blown out of the aircraft, along with nine passengers. Severely injured, a flight attendant was lying down beside the hole caused by the decompression.

Because the cabin was no longer pressurized, the pilots initiated an emergency descent to reach an altitude with breathable air. The explosion had knocked out the number three engine and the number four engine caught fire. Despite only partial flaps (a portion of the shed fuselage damaged the flaps on one wing) and concerns over the plane's landing gear and structural integrity, the crew made a perfect landing and deployed all ten evacuation slides on the aircraft. The evacuation was completed in 90 seconds, with no additional injuries occurring.

Flight: United Airlines Flight 811
AKA: Ripped From the Sky</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190227 +0000" stop="20260509194710 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind (Aeroperu, Flight 603) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>AeroPeru Flight 603 was a scheduled flight from Jorge Chávez International Airport in Lima(LIM), to Comodoro Arturo Merino Benítez International Airport in Santiago, which crashed on October 2, 1996. The flight originated in Miami, Florida.

On October 2, 1996, just past midnight, the Boeing 757 airliner crew, shortly after takeoff, reported receiving contradictory emergency messages, such as rudder ratio, overspeed, underspeed and flying too low, from the onboard computer; asked for an emergency to be declared and decided to return to base. Faced with the contradictory warnings, the pilot decided to descend. It was only when one wing touched water, almost an hour after emergency declaration, that the pilots realized how confused and disoriented they were. All nine crew members and sixty-one passengers died.

Flight: AeroPeru Flight 603</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183401 +0000" stop="20260509192417 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Emerald - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A plan to devaluate U.S. currency was concealed on a valuable emerald by a U.S. spy, and the emerald was inadvertently obtained by Victor Tomar, an international arms dealer. Tomar is traveling by ship, as is Yorgi Petrosian, an enemy agent sent to recover the emerald. Rollin as a card shark gets together with Petrosian and they make a deal - Rollin will cheat Tomar and give Petrosian the gem and keep the winnings. Cinnamon tricks Tomar into getting to a game when Jim pretends to take her expensive bracelet. Tomar loses to Petrosian, but Rollin double-crosses Petrosian and gets the cash and the emerald. Petrosian tries to kill Rollin but Willy knocks him out and they fake that he's been lost overboard and found by a passing trawler. Petrosian wires a message to his aide, William, to kill Petrosian. Then they knock out Petrosian, put him in Rollin's cabin with a mask, and Williams kills Petrosian-as-Rollin and disposes of the body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182819 +0000" stop="20260509191219 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigsy's Ten Thousand Ladies - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy become disillusioned with the pilgrimage and go their separate ways. Monkey flies home to his Kingdom of Fruit and Flowers. Pigsy goes back to China seeking rewards from the Emperor. Sandy returns to the Western Heaven, hoping the Jade Emperor will forgive him. Tripitaka continues his journey. He's flabbergasted when lightning strikes the horse and it turns into a human called Yu-Lung. Deserted by his disciples, Tripitaka soon finds himself in grave danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191219 +0000" stop="20260509195659 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dogs of Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The evil Dogs of Plague, disciples of the Great Hound of Hell, plan to kill Monkey, Pigsy, Sandy and Tripitaka. Their leader brings the Plague of Black Dog to a nearby town. The pilgrims arrive at the town, but when Tripitaka tries to help the sick, he catches the deadly plague himself. Monkey discovers the only cure is to give the afflicted grilled fresh monkey brains from a newly dead ape. Will Monkey give up his life to save Tripitaka?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181919 +0000" stop="20260509184638 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#YumYum - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ian and Poppy work separately on the expansion, Jo helps C.W. deal with his publisher, and Brad sets out to find a romantic partner for David.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184638 +0000" stop="20260509191052 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Brad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Brad attempts to convince the development team that his brother Zack is not the nice guy he’s pretending to be. Rachel does Ian a favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191052 +0000" stop="20260509193653 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Sign Here - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carol tries to wrangle Mythic Quest employees as they refuse to sign the results of a simple workplace assessment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183638 +0000" stop="20260509191837 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindsided - S09E12</title>
    <desc>A dangerous burn and clashing survival strategies plague returning survivalist Steven Townes and newcomer Angela Hammer in the jungles of Panama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181203 +0000" stop="20260509185432 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pluto's Evil Twin - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies by Pluto, it encounters a strange alien world that shuts down the probe's computers, and experts investigate if this mysterious object is an alien spacecraft hiding at the edge of our solar system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185432 +0000" stop="20260509193701 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aliens in the Amazon - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After Neil Armstrong's moonwalk, he led an expedition into the Amazon to find a legendary library that holds all knowledge of an advanced alien civilization. Experts ask if a close encounter on the moon's surface inspired Armstrong's mysterious quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181338 +0000" stop="20260509183436 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a liquor store sell to underage customers; an exterminator works very discreetly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183436 +0000" stop="20260509185535 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Starbucks - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Nathan uses parody law to help a struggling coffee shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185535 +0000" stop="20260509191650 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating Website / Party Planner - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a dating website attract female users; a party planner; self-motivation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191650 +0000" stop="20260509193750 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nathan tries to get press for a taxi company; defending a hot dog stand's reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193750 +0000" stop="20260509195851 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Company / Movie Theatre - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Nathan shows a toy company how to market to children; a movie theater instates a no-sharing policy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181205 +0000" stop="20260509183357 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raisin's Back - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Reagan moves into the loft, Nick tries to "play it cool." Meanwhile, Schmidt embarks on a soul-searching journey when Cece and Winston challenge his love of electronic dance music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183357 +0000" stop="20260509185542 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cubicle - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Jess insists on covering Robby's medical bill, she is stunned after finding out the total and goes to extremes to find a way to help pay. With Schmidt and Winston's help, Cece attempts to get her new modeling agency off the ground (and out of the loft), but is discouraged when her first client is inspired to change career paths. Meanwhile, Reagan puts off reading Nick's new novel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185542 +0000" stop="20260509191706 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cece's Boys - S06E13</title>
    <desc>As Jess tries to find a new vice principal, she discovers that she has a real problem when it comes to making decisions. Meanwhile, Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit new models, and the guys are in for a surprise when they enjoy a day at the spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191706 +0000" stop="20260509193857 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hike - S06E14</title>
    <desc>While on a day hike, Jess and Robby discover something unexpected about their relationship. Also, Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece fail to impress their new neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180507 +0000" stop="20260509182537 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swizz Beatz - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Returning champ Swizz Beatz joins the Black Squad to take on Nick's Red Squad in Pick Up &amp; Kill It, Remix, Wildstyle and more, and Swizz performs his song "SWIZZMONTANA."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182537 +0000" stop="20260509184602 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marlon Wayans - S13E05</title>
    <desc>Marlon Wayans faces off against Nick and the Red Squad in Got Damned, Hood Jeopardy and R&amp;Beef, and DaniLeigh performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184602 +0000" stop="20260509190632 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy O. Yang &amp; Michael Rainey Jr. - S13E20</title>
    <desc>Jimmy O. Yang, Michael Rainey Jr. and the Black Squad face Nick and the Red Squad in Now You Wild Out, Got Props, Bullspittin' and Wildstyle, and Pardison Fontaine performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190632 +0000" stop="20260509192732 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lupe Fiasco - S13E23</title>
    <desc>Lupe Fiasco leads the Black Squad against Nick's Red Squad in Pick Up &amp; Kill It, Got Props, Hip Hop History and Wildstyle before closing the show with a charged performance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192732 +0000" stop="20260509194801 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky - S13E03</title>
    <desc>Black Ink Crew's Sky captains the Black Squad and battles Nick and the Red Squad in Got Damned, Let Me Holla, Talking Spit and Wildstyle, and Doja Cat performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181631 +0000" stop="20260509183054 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's an Extra - S00E02</title>
    <desc>After getting her maid uniform torn, Misaki asks her sister, Suzuna, to fix it while she receives Suzuna's prizes delivered by Shizuko and Sakura who are substituting their older siblings. Much to her shock, her mother and Suzuna try on her fixed maid uniform before finally getting it back on her. While getting a stone to use for making Tsukemono, Hinata and Usui arrive at the Ayuzawa residence to give them some vegetables delivered by Hinata's grandfather. After having dinner, Misaki asks Usui if he's still taking care of the kitten he adopted to which he replies that he is, but he still hasn't given it a name yet. Misaki suggests that he should name the kitten "Licht" after the tea tin box delivered to Suzuna. Usui thinks it's a great name since "Licht" is German for "Light".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183054 +0000" stop="20260509185636 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misaki Is a Maid! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ayuzawa Misaki is Student Council President and top in her class.  She is also incredibly poor.  To help her single mother and younger sister make ends she secretly works at a maid café, a fact that she would prefer remain unknown to her classmates.  Unfortunately Usui Takumi, the most popular boy in school, bumps into her one day while she is in uniform.  Now he comes to the café everyday and stares at her.  Is he planning on blackmailing her, mercilessly tease her or something else.  What is a girl to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185636 +0000" stop="20260509192219 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Maid Even at the Campus Festival! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's time for the annual school festival and Misaki wants to use the opportunity to improve the school's image and encourage more girls to enroll. However, problems arise with class 2-2 because the boys' activity proposals are attempts to sexually exploit the girls. The boys ask Usui to persuade her, though he puts very little effort into it. On the suggestion from the class's three girls, Misaki decides that class 2-2 will hold a café. Later, Usui warns Misaki that her hostility towards the boys will eventually backfire. On the day of the festival, things go well and there is a large turnout of girls. However, she finds out that the boys of class 2-2 are cosplaying in period military outfits, taking over the café and rounding up girls as prisoners. She scolds the boys, but they turn on her and leave the girls to run the café alone, which both Misaki and Usui help the girls. Seeing the action from the classroom windows, the boys return and serve the customers properly, making the café a success. During the festival bonfire, Usui finds Misaki resting under a tree. She thanks him for his assistance, but Usui teases her about being his personal maid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192219 +0000" stop="20260509194801 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Color is Misaki? Natural Color? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's little sister day at the cafe and Misaki discovers to her horror that she has no idea how to act like a little sister.  Not willing to accept that she doesn't know how to do something she sets out to discover how exactly to act like a little sister.

At the same Takumi is his usual unhelpful self.  When another girl at school confesses her love for him, his answer is a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180517 +0000" stop="20260509183105 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Glory of Solomon - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A massive Federation combined space fleet attacks the Principality of Zeon's Fortress of Solomon, commanded by Dozle Zabi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183105 +0000" stop="20260509185654 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Zam's Last Stand - S01E36</title>
    <desc>As the battle continues, a hulking mobile armor piloted by Dozle Zabi inflicts heavy losses on the Federation; Amuro and Sleggar come up with a plan to stop its onslaught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185654 +0000" stop="20260509192242 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel in Texas - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Amuro Ray's Gundam duels Colonel M'Quve's Gyan on the abandoned and dilapitated colony of Texas while Char and Lalah watch from afar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192242 +0000" stop="20260509194830 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Char and Sayla - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Char Aznable's Gelgoog takes over M'Quve on engaging the Gundam while the White Base enters the Texas colony and sends Sayla Mass and Job John to search for Amuro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181854 +0000" stop="20260509184255 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave Child - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Child Emperor finds Waganma and faces Phoenix Man, using his ultimate weapon to protect him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184255 +0000" stop="20260509190656 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immortal Bloodbath - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Zombieman faces Vampire, a descendant of a supernatural bloodline, in a brutal, deadly showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190656 +0000" stop="20260509193052 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Lifeform - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The heroes battle monsters while Terrible Tornado faces Gyoro-Gyoro. Orochi appears before Saitama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193052 +0000" stop="20260509195514 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strongest Man - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Saitama is a guy who’s a hero for fun. After saving a child from certain death, he decided to become a hero and trained hard for three years. Though he’s now so strong he can defeat any opponent with a single punch, lately he feels as if, in exchange for overwhelming power, he’s lost something even more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182301 +0000" stop="20260509184712 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wise King of Forest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Momonga and his group continue to Carne Village. There they see that the villagers are working toward fortifying their defenses against possible future enemies. Nphirea meets up with Enri and asks her about this man named Ains Ooal Gown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184712 +0000" stop="20260509191127 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twin Swords of Slashing Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Momonga registers Hamusuke with the guild, he goes to Nphirea's home to find that his client has been kidnapped. The zombified remains of the Swords of Darkness litter the storage room. And there, Momonga finds the tortured body of Ninya.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191127 +0000" stop="20260509193535 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Warrior - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Momonga and Narberal begin their respective battles against Clementine and Khajit. Momonga takes this chance to learn about the mechanics of fighting in this world, but in the end, he must show Clementine the consequences of offending him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193535 +0000" stop="20260509195946 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Vampire - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Momonga finds out that Shalltear has revolted against him, due to something that had happened while she was on her mission with Sebas and Solution. The story rewinds a bit and goes over that very event. What could possibly change her loyalty to him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180056 +0000" stop="20260509182457 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gekko's Nice Ice Plan - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Romeo freezes the whole city with his La-Boggan. Gekko has a plan to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182457 +0000" stop="20260509184859 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gekko and the Mighty Moon Problem - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Romeo stole the observatory's telescope for use with his space laser. He wants to carve a picture of himself on the moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184859 +0000" stop="20260509191301 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clumsy Catboy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Romeo was making everyone in the city clumbsy. The PJ Masks think of a plan to stop Romeo by using their clumsiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191301 +0000" stop="20260509193702 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonfizzle Balls - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Luna Girl uses her latest invention, the Moonfizzle Balls to turn everyone in the city into her loyal subjects. Things get more complicated when Gekko and Owlette get affected too, leaving only Catboy to stop Luna Girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181653 +0000" stop="20260509184011 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grade School Host is the Naughty Type - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An elementary school brat, Shiro Takaoji, seeks help from the Host Club's King to win the heart of women, but what he doesn't say makes all the difference in how much help he gets. He attempts to run away, calling Tamaki a "fake king", and Tamaki and the others infiltrate the elementary school, discovering that Shiro has a crush on a girl who would soon be moving away. Tamaki explains to him he didn't wish to please women, but only to please one woman - the girl he has a crush on. He had joined the Classical Music Club to make her happy and play the piano with her. Shiro learns his part of the piano duet he was supposed to have played with her, and the host club ends up allowing him and the girl to have a small concert in the host club lounge. The episode ends with Shiro entertaining at the host club, warning the clients not to tell his girlfriend; she'll get jealous if she hears he's hanging out with such beautiful women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184011 +0000" stop="20260509190329 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Pool SOS - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Host Club drags Haruhi to an artificial tropical beach, but an accident separates Honey from the rest of the gang. Mori and Haruhi separate from the rest of the group to look for him, Mori eventually carrying her due to her slowness and clumsiness. Haruhi wonders aloud about Mori's and Honey's relationship, and then twins explain that they are in fact cousins by marriage. Meanwhile, Kyouya's guards, called in to look for Honey, end up mistaking Haruhi as the "small boy" Kyouya had described, and, under his orders, attempt to arrest any "suspicious people", as they believe that Mori looks suitably suspicious. Honey swings in on a vine, amazing Haruhi with his martial arts ability. The gang returns, ending the episode with Haruhi noting, much to the surprise of the twins and Tamaki, that she would enjoy visiting a real beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190329 +0000" stop="20260509192647 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sun, the Beach, and the Host Club - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Host Club visits the "real beach" in Okinawa upon Haruhi's request, but, Kyoya having invited customers, Haruhi is still unable to wear a swimsuit - much to the others disappointment. The twins devise a game to see who can find out what Haruhi is afraid of first, drawing Tamaki in with the explanation that only close friends show each other their weaknesses. Kyoya hypes up the competition by offering up photos of Haruhi in middle school. One accident occurred that caused a fight between the Host Club members. Kyouya, however, made Haruhi realize what her mistakes were and she eventually apologized for her wrongdoings. Tamaki wins secretly in the end, during a thunderstorm. However, the rest of the host club walks in at the most inopportune moment, as he covers her ears and places a blindfold on her to "block the thunder." The group ends up leaving with Tamaki chasing after them, trying in vain to convince them that he's not a pervert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192647 +0000" stop="20260509195005 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Challenge from Lobelia Girls' Academy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>St. Lobelia Girl's Academy's Benio Amakusa, head of the Zuka Club, chances upon Haruhi and, instantly recognizing that she is a girl, tries to convince her to join her school and her club. Convinced that Haruhi will leave them, the boys dress up as girls to show Haruhi that she "can have big brothers AND big sisters - all in one!" Haruhi reveals that she came to Ouran for a reason, and says that she was never planning to leave for Lobelia in the first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181657 +0000" stop="20260509184104 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arcade/Dumplings/Presents - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee go for a high score at an arcade. Later, they gorge on a feast of dumplings and search for the perfect present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184104 +0000" stop="20260509190510 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junkyard/Spa/Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens have a smashing good time in a junkyard, observe humans relaxing at a spa and try to make sense of something called "love."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190510 +0000" stop="20260509192917 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie/Kindergarten/Sick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lights, camera, action! The aliens head to the movie theater. Later, they experience the wonders of kindergarten and learn about feeling sick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192917 +0000" stop="20260509195324 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby/Supermarket/Tea - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A talking baby doll causes major confusion, a trip to the market leads to mass mayhem - and the trio takes time for tea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181743 +0000" stop="20260509184240 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Is Gordon Sims? - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Venus reveals that he is a military deserter, and Mr. Carlson helps him clear his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184240 +0000" stop="20260509190731 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do, I Do... For Now - S01E19</title>
    <desc>To fend off a childhood sweetheart, Jennifer pretends to be married to Johnny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190731 +0000" stop="20260509193228 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Master Carlson - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Mr. Carlson's troubled young son escapes from his military school and visits WKRP, where he manages to offend most of the staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193228 +0000" stop="20260509195627 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Story - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Herb wears a carp costume to represent WKRP and fights a rival station's pig mascot, while Johnny and Venus take an on-air test to demonstrate the effects of alcohol on human reflexes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181931 +0000" stop="20260509184247 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abby and the Costume Ball - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When the hotel puts up a costume party, Abby tries to find the perfect costume to wear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184247 +0000" stop="20260509190602 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otis' Sick Day - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Otis bruises his tentacles in an elevator mishap, thus other Fuzzlies try to substitute him as elevator operator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190602 +0000" stop="20260509192915 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuzzly Beach Day - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Otis is afraid to go into the sea, thus he'll try to keep himself and his friends at shore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192915 +0000" stop="20260509195230 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Princess and the Peepers - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Abby and Bozzly have to get Princess Flug to sleep, otherwise she'll redden and flood the hotel with bubbles that would wash everything away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182321 +0000" stop="20260509185135 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesome Possum / Frozen Fiasco - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Treena's friend Mason makes a big mess when he can't control his feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sky's the Limit / Llama Drama - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mason gets ready for his first mission and helps track down a trowel thief.</desc>
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    <title>A Good Day to Dino - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A pretty possum's on the run after sneaking into the Action Pack's MegaVan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180641 +0000" stop="20260509182839 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Switch Hitter - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Bluths rival development company hires Gob, who finds the company president a father figure, in preparation for the Bluth-Sitwell softball game; Lindsay hallucinates from taking anti-depressants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182839 +0000" stop="20260509185034 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen for a Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Michael sells a portion of his stock in the Bluth company to buy a car, and Lucille 2 returns, only to discover that Buster is dating the company secretary Starla.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185034 +0000" stop="20260509191231 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Love - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Michael reunites with his long, lost love Sally Sitwell, but faces interference from parents. Meanwhile, the two Lucilles need someone to bid on them at the bachelorette auction with Buster already in a relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191231 +0000" stop="20260509193429 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With the company in dire financial straits and the Bluths no longer the primary shareholders, Michael must turn to old family friend "Uncle" Jack Dorso for financial assistance. Uncle Jack, however, wants something in return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193429 +0000" stop="20260509195625 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out on a Limb - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Just as Michael's relationship with Sally starts to flourish, Maggie Lizer returns nine months pregnant, and Michael immediately assumes he's the father. George Michael attempts to break up with Ann, and Buster learns he's being deployed to Iraq.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183708 +0000" stop="20260509192021 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Besieged - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Michael and Sam try to retrieve a boy from an armed compound. Fiona and Jesse babysit a day laborer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180636 +0000" stop="20260509185634 +0000" channel="C4006.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angels on Ice (1) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ice show stars Jack Ward and Helene Robinson are kidnapped six days before opening night, and suspicion falls on Billy, a mentally ill handyman with a crush on Helene. The Angels, however, suspect there's more to this case, especially after two foreign skaters, Olga and Luisi, offer their services to the show, having already memorized the routines of the missing stars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185634 +0000" stop="20260509194629 +0000" channel="C4006.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angels on Ice (2) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Next to disappear is Iggy, the show's prop man, along with a floor plan of the auditorium. Iggy is soon replaced by a relative of Olga's. A promising lead is provided to Sabrina by a homeless man living in the parking lot, who links the series of crimes with a limosine sporting diplomatic license plates. Kelly follows the limo to an Arabian restaurant, but she is captured and locked in an abandoned warehouse with Iggy and the missing skaters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180234 +0000" stop="20260509184604 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Femme Fatale - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sal takes uncharacteristically desperate measures in the face of new federal charges, an unearthed paper trail and increasing pressure on a confidant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184604 +0000" stop="20260509193207 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adios, Muchachos - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Sal has his day in court — again — Willy decides to go his own way. After two decades, can the government finally make the charges stick?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181055 +0000" stop="20260509183209 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Time - S18E12</title>
    <desc>Guy visits several family-owned restaurants. Included: A husband and wife in Nashville run a gourmet food truck specializing in grilled cheese; and a nearby Italian spot serves grandma's recipes for lasagna and lamb shanks. Also: Siblings in Kansas City embrace their Chinese heritage by making firebird chicken and chili pepper wontons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183209 +0000" stop="20260509185323 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soup, Salad and Seafood - S18E13</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy's diving into all kinds of classic comfort foods. In Kansas City, Mo., the real deal chef serving up his dressed-up version of comfort food with dishes like chicken pot pie and steamed mussels. In Franklin, Tenn., the southern spot crankin' out comfort food favorites like jambalaya, chargrilled oysters and the regional favorite hot chicken. And near the airport in Nashville, the food truck turned deli keepin' it funky with all kinds of homemade soups, salads and even some graffiti.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185323 +0000" stop="20260509193539 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guy's Hometown Tour - S19E01</title>
    <desc>On this special, hourlong trip, Guy's taking us on a tour of Ferndale, Calif., which is not only his hometown, but one of many small towns in Humboldt County with righteous food and a whole lotta flair. There's the generations-old apple orchard with a special place in Guy's heart, to the local's watering hole where Guy first experienced work life in the kitchen; the old-school butcher and the artisan cheese maker. This is a super chef's hometown tour you won't wanna miss!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193539 +0000" stop="20260509195617 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Things New York - S19E02</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy's gettin' a taste of New York in and out of the Big Apple. In Eureka, Calif., the Bronx-bred pizza maker bringing unique Neapolitan-style pies to northern California. In Queens, N.Y., the filmmaker turned chef making a huge proposal and kickin' out killer dishes like the spicy atomic fireballs. And in New York's Lower East Side, the farm to table spot taking fresh and local to a whole new level, servin' up standout seasonal sammies like the winter pig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181612 +0000" stop="20260509190110 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Paz - S02E04</title>
    <desc>If the altitude doesn't get you, the traffic will! That's what Andrew Younghusband learns in this exotic South American city, where rules of the road are optional and definitely quirky. He learns how to calm traffic like a local, dressed as a zebra (seriously - drivers pay attention and slow down.) He braves the infamous "Death Road" to witness the treacherous cliffs up close.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190110 +0000" stop="20260509194628 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rome - S02E05</title>
    <desc>All roads may lead to Rome, but you don't want to drive on them. Host Andrew Younghusband learns that the hard way... from 14-year-olds (yes, they can legally drive here!), pizza delivery boys, street cleaners, couriers - even the mayor! Rome may be dotted with spectacular landmarks, but it was not built for today's traffic -cobblestone, narrow streets, and archeological wonders tend to muck up the flow - not to mention, fire up those famous Italian tempers!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182413 +0000" stop="20260509184824 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Until We Meet Again… - S03E24</title>
    <desc>On the final episode of Dragon Ball GT, The Eternal Dragon appears in the sky without being summoned and explains why the dragon balls cracked under the pressure of the minus energy. The unfortunate truth about what he must do next is revealed, and a glimpse into the future shows the power behind Shenron's final words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184824 +0000" stop="20260509191320 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Devastating Wish - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After decades of persistence, Emperor Pilaf finally steals the dragon balls and summons Shenron!  But Pilaf slips up yet again and wishes Goku back to childhood size!.  As Goku tries to present his new self to his family, King Kai reveals alarming news.  If the dragon balls aren't returned to Earth within one year, the entire planet will explode!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191320 +0000" stop="20260509193815 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pan Blasts Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Bulma, Videl, and Gohan prepare a ship that will be used to gather the Black Star Dragon Balls from space, Pan becomes upset at how the others view her as a child.  In the meantime, Goku is kidnapped by two men seeking to gain a ransom from a not-so-worried Bulma and Vegeta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182541 +0000" stop="20260509190940 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cokeland - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After being rocked by a corruption scandal and a budget deficit in the range of 58 million dollars, the city's police department's staffing and morale are in bad shape. National Geographic follows an elite team of detectives who are trying to establish some control over the free for all drug market. Using their access to the dealers, users, and gang members at the heart of the problem NGC gives us a inside look at the drug infested city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190940 +0000" stop="20260509195339 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PCP in D.C. - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Washington, D.C., was once Crack City and the murder capital of the U.S. But an increased police presence following Sept. 11 made drugs scarce. In the neighborhoods of southeast D.C., one drug remained  PCP. And it's causing havoc. NGC goes inside the chaotic world of PCP where users think they're invincible and can be driven to insane acts of depravity. Visit the emergency room unit where doctors treat up to 80 psychotic patients high on PCP each month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184558 +0000" stop="20260509193339 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chapo desires to achieve patron status and feels disrespected as he tries to collaborate with drug lords. Miguel Ángel must make a decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182002 +0000" stop="20260509191201 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>20 hours missing - S02E01</title>
    <desc>New students start school at Las Encinas as Guzmán continues to mourn his sister and Christian struggles with his secret. A classmate goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191201 +0000" stop="20260509195939 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>34 hours missing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Seeking the truth about Marina's death, Samuel attempts to seduce Carla. Lu's new friend, social media guru Cayetana, hosts an impromptu party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182753 +0000" stop="20260509191550 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Dawn meets a man whose testicles are in a twist. A young dad visits Dr Christian with a big hole in his face. Dr Pixie sees a woman who's hoping for help with childhood burns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191550 +0000" stop="20260509195947 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Christian helps 37-year-old Adam, who's been suffering with a rare penis problem for ten years and is in danger of losing both the ability to urinate and have sex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181240 +0000" stop="20260509185559 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Olivia reaches breaking point and finds herself swilling James in front of everyone on a rare night out. Gina and Kieran finally seal the deal and there is a new arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185559 +0000" stop="20260509193934 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>James and Ashleigh grow closer. Kieran set his sights on Olivia but Gina is not giving up on her man easily. Megan decides there is someone in the villa she can't stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180809 +0000" stop="20260509183655 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel Inspectors - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty goes on the alert when he hears there are hotel inspectors in the area.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183655 +0000" stop="20260509190530 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gourmet Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Fawltys are very pleased with their new chef, Kurt. He was recommended to them by their friend André who runs a nice restaurant in town. All in all, he's working out quite well and they decide to have a gourmet evening on Thursdays to try and promote, in Basil's eye at any rate, a better class of clientèle. Kurt gets along well with everyone and seems to have a particular interest in Manuel. When the big day finally arrives, they find themselves with only four guests booked for the dining room - which Sybil puts down to Basil's advert in the local paper saying 'no riff-raff' - and there seems to be something about Kurt that André forgot to mention. It's pandemonium as a manic Basil tries to make up for their collective lapses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190530 +0000" stop="20260509193644 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Germans - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A moose head to be hung, a fire drill to be conducted, and German guests are all a bit much for Basil to handle while Sybil's in hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182319 +0000" stop="20260509185117 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Who, Part 3 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Tina and the gang go to the hotel where Lana Barnes is getting her award. Lana confesses that she does miss her daughter. Her divorced husband tells them that he doesn't hate her, but her daughter still seems suspicious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185117 +0000" stop="20260509191943 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Who, Part 4 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The gang gets all set for the award show, but the trouble begins when Lana goes to work on her speech. Tina is suspicious when she discovers an imposter in Lana's room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191943 +0000" stop="20260509194632 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over A Barrel, Part 1 - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The team is having fun in the community garden, but when Gaby faints the team starts getting suspicious. Even more strange things start happening when the pet rabbits die. The team learns that each victim has been in the garden before they got sick. They go straight to the source where they find barrels filled with toxic waste.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180307 +0000" stop="20260509182804 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Visit - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Evans' Thanksgiving visit causes trouble for Florida when he brings along his girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182804 +0000" stop="20260509185303 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Is Better Than Poor...Maybe - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After winning the lottery, the Evans are robbed at gunpoint by Thelma's tutoring student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185303 +0000" stop="20260509191801 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Florida's Night Out - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Florida meets a charming widower when Willona takes her out for the evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191801 +0000" stop="20260509194301 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Judy Cohen Story - S04E12</title>
    <desc>J.J. takes on management of a plump but talented white songstress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181315 +0000" stop="20260509184324 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Home - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Prompted by their children, Grace and Frankie make a change. Robert and Sol channel some fresh energy into their marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184324 +0000" stop="20260509191206 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Grace and Frankie visit the beach house while their worried kids try to track them down. Robert and Sol are caught in an embarassing situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191206 +0000" stop="20260509194056 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Squat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Refusing to leave the beach house, Grace and Frankie get support from their ex-husbands -- who are having their own issues with an unexpected visitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180018 +0000" stop="20260509180801 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part One) - S1988E83</title>
    <desc>Gumby has a surprise for Minga, Prickle, Goo, and Pokey: a picnic at the very edge of the Grand Canyon. Afterward, they decide to explore an old mine. The mine's caretaker isn't pleased with the idea, but for no reason at all he warms up to them and lets them in. They go 2000 feet down to take the grand tour of the hole in the ground. Unfortunately, there's an earthquake and subsequent cave-in, trapping Minga behind feet of solid rock!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180801 +0000" stop="20260509181449 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part Two) - S1988E84</title>
    <desc>Gumby and Prickle move the rocks out of the way, only to find that the mine is flooding and the elevator doesn't work! It's up to Goo to fly to the surface and get some help. She finds Gumbo, who gets Denali and two thousand feet of rope, and hauls everyone safely to the surface. Minga brings back a giant, solid-gold nugget as a souvenir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181449 +0000" stop="20260509181957 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Play - S1988E85</title>
    <desc>Gumby steps into a modern dance book and joins Prickle in some modern dance, which involves Gumby turning into a ball and Prickle turning into a weird robot and spraying Gumby with water. They return to normal and leave the book (Prickle turns back into a robot briefly) and go about their business. Gumby puts on some music and rocks out for a while until Prickle comes along and changes the station. They fight over the radio for a bit, which ends with Gumby getting flung into the desert, where he melts and seeps into the ground, only to reform in an underground cave. He meets a giant, scary monster and, just as he's about to meet his certain doom, the scene freezes. The camera pulls back a bit to show that the Blockheads were animating the cartoon. As they argue about just how gruesome Gumby's end should be, Gumby himself arrives and chases them off. Then he pulls out some models of the Blockheads and, with a sinister look, turns back to continue the cartoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181957 +0000" stop="20260509182747 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight Mare - S1988E86</title>
    <desc>We begin the story with Don Quixote's infamous battle with the windmill, which has the unfortunate result of sending the Don out of his book and into Toyland where (surprise surprise) he decides that all of the toys are evil monsters which must be destroyed. (And he's not even a religious zealot.) The Blockheads notice the erratic knight and decide to send him to Gumby's farm, hoping he'll cause some delightful havoc. He mistakes Denali's house for a castle and Denali for a horrible monster. Fortunately, the man of La Mancha is easily overwhelmed by ice cubes, and Denali deposits him before Gumby to do with him what he will. Gumby tells the insane man that his wizard (Professor Kapp) will give him magical powers to fight evil (use some sort of device to end his insanity). And so, another classic story completely ruined by Gumby's well-meaningfulness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182747 +0000" stop="20260509183435 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skateboard Rally - S1988E87</title>
    <desc>Gumby and band are performing a concert at a skateboard rally, but first, Gumby needs to pick up his new skateboard and stop for a protein shake. Because this cartoon is in desperate, desperate need of a conflict, the Blockheads run up and steal the board from his car. There's a predictable chase which doesn't involve Gumby getting smashed by a book about George Washington but does involve the Blockheads going over a waterfall, followed by Gumby breaking the world's record for skating through some Hot Wheels track course, they play some music, and six minutes of my life is wasted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183435 +0000" stop="20260509184159 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Oddity (Part One) - S1988E88</title>
    <desc>he Blockheads are having some harmless fun with their giant crossbow one day when they notice Gumby, Pokey, and Minga walking into a planetarium on the page of some book. Being the thoughtful lads they are, they decide to enhance the experience by cutting out the page, tying it to an arrow, and shooting it into an outer space book. When Prickle and Goo show up to pick them up, they find the page missing and begin to investigate. After interrogating a parrot puppet and a doll, they piece the whole story together and decide to get Professor Kapp's help. Meanwhile, the star show at the planetarium is over, which it is very important that we know before the cartoon ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184159 +0000" stop="20260509184809 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Oddity (Part Two) - S1988E89</title>
    <desc>Xena the queen witch comes across the rogue page while flying through space (don't ask) and decides to bring it aboard. Gumby, Pokey, and Minga escape from the page, only to be imprisoned by the witch. Meanwhile, Prickle, Goo, and Professor Kapp seek help from the Witty Witch (from Witch Way), who spends a minute rubbing the limitations of science into everyone's faces before finding Xena. They invade Xena's ship, turn her and her henchman into pumpkins, and rescue the lost clay figures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184809 +0000" stop="20260509185456 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in the Block - S1988E90</title>
    <desc>Gumby's aunt, Gumbetta, along with her husband and children, are visiting Gumby. It seems that Gumby's uncle got a new job nearby, and they're house-hunting in Gumby's neighborhood. Unfortunately, the Blockheads have a real estate monopoly, and they won't sell a house for less that half a million. Gumby decides to get out his Groobee and start cranking out houses for cheap, much to the Blockheads' dismay. To retaliate, they spray the sawdust that the Groobee feeds on with pesticide (illegal ones, no doubt) that make the Groobee drunk, evidenced by the strange buildings he makes. Of course, they're caught, and the sawdust is replaced, and Gumby makes a killing selling houses for as much as $9000 with practically no initial investment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185456 +0000" stop="20260509190146 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Birthday Present - S1988E91</title>
    <desc>It's Gumby's birthday, and he's getting a beautiful grand piano. Prickle and Pokey tow it home on the trailer. While they stop to pick out a matching candelabrum, the Blockheads detach the trailer. Prickle and Pokey don't notice until they get back to the barn, and, of course, by the time they get back, the Blockheads have hidden the piano somewhere. As J runs out as a decoy, G starts building a wall of blocks to hide it. Prickle and Pokey find a freshly-painted sign reading "This Way to Piano", but they choose to follow the trail of paint instead, which leads to the piano, but no Blockheads. When Gumby receives the piano and tries playing it, it sounds a little funny. The Blockheads were hiding inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190146 +0000" stop="20260509190838 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Bee or Not to Bee - S1988E92</title>
    <desc>The Groobee's cousins, the honey bees, need desperate help! Gumby shrinks himself and follows them to the hive to find that all of the bees are getting sick. They go investigate the orchard where the bees have been collecting pollen (and certainly not nectar, as one would readily assume), and wouldn't you know it, it's the Blockheads' orchard, and they've been spraying it with illegal pesticides. The Groobee tries to box them in, but their mighty tractor is more than a match for his weak, weak wood. So, they go visit Groobee's brother, Ironbee, who produces metal boxes to imprison the Blockheads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190838 +0000" stop="20260509191527 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Train Crazy - S1988E93</title>
    <desc>While Gumby's out for his dental appointment, Denali accidentally smashes his prized model train. In true wacky sitcom tradition, Prickle and Pokey have to replace it before he gets back. While perusing the trains in Toyland, they're given a hard sell by a sentient engine who offers them a free ride. They shrink themselves down and hop in, rather pleased to find that the train can take them instantly to wherever they want to go. However, the train never stops, so they have to pass it up. Fortunately enough, a train just like the one they're looking for shows up when they get back to Toyland, so the cartoon can end now.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191527 +0000" stop="20260509192305 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wickiups and Bulrushes - S1988E94</title>
    <desc>In honor of Native American Week, Gumby's band is putting on concerts for a different tribe every day, starting with the Chippewas. When Goo and Denali show up at the reservation to hammer out all the details, Goo meets a little girl who wants to ride on Denali, but first she needs to gather some bulrushes, so Goo helps. While they're out, they notice a distinctly unnamed rival tribe preparing to attack. Goo flies them back to the village, where they prepare to repel their attackers. Thanks largely to Goo and Denali, the anonymous evil tribe is beaten back, and the day is saved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192305 +0000" stop="20260509192536 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pokey à la Mode - S1988E95</title>
    <desc>Pokey is sleeping next to some baking cookies, prompting a dream that he visits a cookie factory. After eating the chocolate chips off the door, he goes inside and rides a conveyor belt that promises to go to the "tasting room". Unfortunately, the tasting room is home to a giant mouth, which nearly devours him. Not learning from experience, he takes another conveyor to the ice cream room, where he's buried in strawberry ice cream. He wakes up and eats some cookies and ice cream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192536 +0000" stop="20260509193320 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kangaroo Express - S1988E96</title>
    <desc>Gumby and friends are off to a concert in Australia. They travel light, thanks to Gumby's portable shrink-a-dink, which lets them carry all their equipment in their pockets. Goo flies them into the globe, and they arrive in the middle of the desert with no way to get to Melbourne. Fortunately, they find the Kangaroo Express, a kangaroo-based parcel delivery company. They shrink themselves to fit in the pouch of a kangaroo named Matilda (eliciting a lame reference to "Waltzing Matilda" from Prickle) and they're soon on their way. However, Australia has Blockheads too, which capture Matilda. Gumby confuses and disorients them by shrinking their van, providing the distraction they need to get away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193320 +0000" stop="20260509194011 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid Brother Kids - S1988E97</title>
    <desc>Gumby and the Gumbys are performing a concert in an old west ice cream parlor. Unfortunately, things go horribly wrong when the Kid Brother Kids show up. Supposedly, they're Billy the Kid's kid brothers, but they're really just Blockheads. (Not *the* Blockheads; these two are 1 and 2 instead of J and G). Well, the Kids get in everyone's faces and bother them enormously, setting a huge ice cream fight into motion. Denali sucks up some ice cream and spits it out at the Kids, which vaguely leads to their arrest. Gumby gives another concert the next day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194011 +0000" stop="20260509195035 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Out - S1988E98</title>
    <desc>An unbelievably creepy jester pops out of Father Time's cuckoo clock and engages us with a silly poem while he strikes the hour in order to bring us up to speed. Basically, Father Time ate too much last night, so now he's having nightmares, and we all have to pay for it, since his tormented mind is making time go ker-flooey. You've got cars turning into dinosaurs, babies becoming old men, human sacrifice, cats living with dogs, mass hysteria! Worst of all, Gumby's alarm clock won't stop ringing. After it tells him that it can't stop and he tries smothering it with a pillow, he decides to visit Professor Kapp. Fortunately, Kapp has a giant grandfather clock that serves as a portal to Father Time's castle, so soon, they're making their way to Time's bedroom. His nightmares have become more violent, and he's spewing glitter that turns Gumby old as he crosses the room. Fortunately, the alarm clock wakes Time up, and everything goes back to normal, until Time sneezes, hurtling us all back about a thousand years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195035 +0000" stop="20260509195723 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Graduate - S1988E99</title>
    <desc>es, Gumby is finally graduating from high school, and Minga and Prickle are off to select a graduation present. Prickle looks at some watches, but Minga has something else in mind -- a WWII flying fortress. She decides to take it for a test drive, which makes it spin around and around. Prickle sees what's happening and grabs the end of the plane for some reason, only to get flung off into a cabin of Lincoln Logs. As he whines about his injury, Minga investigates a steam roller, which she unwittingly uses to flatten the Blockheads for no reason, knock a tower of Better Blocks onto Prickle and, of course, to grind Prickle into the ground. Prickle ends up in a body cast, and Gumby gets a watch and a steamroller for his graduation presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182140 +0000" stop="20260509184717 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crash of 29 Years Old - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Feeling unfulfilled as a woman, and having just passed her 29th birthday, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist. After having been gone for a while, Carol suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions and creates a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184717 +0000" stop="20260509191233 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man with the Golden Wrist - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Bob refuses to wear the beautiful gold watch Emily gave him for his 40th birthday after he learns just how expensive it was.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191233 +0000" stop="20260509193750 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two Loves of Dr. Hartley - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When one of his patients falls in love with him, Bob has problems at the office and at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180411 +0000" stop="20260509182506 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Screams May Come - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Drew is left bruised and battered as Lily continues to suffer from night terrors.  He grows tired of the beatings, but is afraid to talk to her about her problem because he believes she would leave him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182506 +0000" stop="20260509184451 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Air - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Drew decides to propose to Lily.  Mimi hopes to secure Gus's admission into an exclusive prep school by setting up Kellie with the school's headmaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184451 +0000" stop="20260509190535 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bataan Wedding March - S08E26</title>
    <desc>As Drew prepares to marry Lily, his mother notes how upset Kellie seems and realizes that she has strong feelings for Drew.  She believes that Drew feels the same way about Kellie.  Drew and Lily go through with the wedding, but the union proves to be a brief one when they realize that they really are not right for each other.  Drew winds up sharing a dance with Kellie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190535 +0000" stop="20260509192654 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew Hunts Silver Fox - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Drew and Oswald get a little too competitive as they try to set up their mothers with an attractive eligible widower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192654 +0000" stop="20260509194746 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Leopard - S09E02</title>
    <desc>After learning that Gus's soccer team is in a league that has set things up to make sure that no one ever loses (to keep the kids from feeling bad), Drew tries to butt in, leading to disastrous results for his nephew.  Lewis and Oswald make the mistake of getting involved with Kellie's cousin, who turns out to be a kleptomaniac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184459 +0000" stop="20260509192721 +0000" channel="C4032.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patriots - S01E04</title>
    <desc>TASC is in a quandary. They fear Kareem and his men have a devious plan. They get to Kareem’s car, only to realise that things are not what they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180008 +0000" stop="20260509184902 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adiós, Miami - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling pressure from all sides, Griselda gets out of Miami. But with her options dwindling and enemies closing in, can she outrun fate?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184902 +0000" stop="20260509194056 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Comes to Town - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Griselda flees Medellín for Miami to make a fresh start. With her sons and a hidden cache in tow, she seizes a chance to establish her own business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185421 +0000" stop="20260509193931 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mood Swings - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When an irate Grant, Ty's travel buddy shows up at Heartland to punch out Ty for "kissing Blair" the disclosure puts Ty and Amy's relationship in jeopardy. Meanwhile finding out that their marriage was not legal puts Caleb and Ashley into a turmoil. All the relationship drama makes Lou question her marriage with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181727 +0000" stop="20260509183938 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortgages &amp; Marbles - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Josie's trip to the hospital inspires the subject of Brendon's extra-credit educational film about the hazards of putting marbles in your nose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183938 +0000" stop="20260509190217 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law and Boarder - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Faulted for a bike-riding accident, Brendon is ordered by the court to write an essay about breaking the law. The film he makes instead - a smear piece on the drivers who hit him - does not impress the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190217 +0000" stop="20260509192419 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brendon's Choice - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After Brendon, Jason and Melissa win first prize in a local film festival, Channel 1 does a story on them; and an offhand remark by the reporter stirs Brendon's curiosity about his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192419 +0000" stop="20260509194640 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Politics - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Melissa and Jason help Brendon run for office against the previously undefeated Thurman Thackery. Unsolicited help from the school bully, Shannon, raises questions about the fairness of the campaign. Also: Coach McGuirk gives stand-up comedy a try.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181049 +0000" stop="20260509183444 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way of the Prawn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Despite Po's objections, Shifu calls in a samurai prawn to help take down a villain from Japan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183444 +0000" stop="20260509185842 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth Off - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Shifu suggests that Po should take a vow of silence to help with his focus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185842 +0000" stop="20260509192235 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serpent's Tooth - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The villagers begin to adopt an anti-snake sentiment when Fu-xi turns renegade and attacks the Valley of Peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192235 +0000" stop="20260509194633 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goosefather - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The local thugs love Mr. Ping's soup so much, the noodle shop becomes a villain hangout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182151 +0000" stop="20260509184457 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game of Fists - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Po and eventually the kids finally make it on the Riverboat, they discover old friends, new enemies, and perplexing cargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184457 +0000" stop="20260509190804 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast of the Wasteland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids are once more waylaid, this time by Mole Rats who have deemed Bao their god. But when Bao isn't able to defeat the mythical creature plaguing the Wasteland, Fan Tong steps up to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190804 +0000" stop="20260509193110 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger in the Forbidden City - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids finally arrive in the Forbidden City. After an assassination scare, Xiao enlists Po and the Four Constellations for help protecting her during her father's funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193110 +0000" stop="20260509195417 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle(s) of Gongmen Bay - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids agree to escort a dirigible shipment of food to a drought-torn region of China. But Nu Hai has some suspicions about Shi Long, which she finds aren't far off when she discovers the dirigible is set to explode...with them on board!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182028 +0000" stop="20260509191633 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Path - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Dina shares crucial information, Ellie prepares to petition the town council, even while she struggles with her deep emotional scars. On the outskirts of Seattle, a religious sect attempts to flee a war – raising questions on what lies ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182243 +0000" stop="20260509184654 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeletons in the Closet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Amon and The Equalists have overtaken Republic City, the future seems a lot bleaker for Korra and her friends, having to hide in the underground without being able to do anything but wait for the United Forces to come take back the city.

As the United Forces roll into Republic City by sea, General Iroh is bewildered by the lack of resistance as they come into the harbor. His bewilderment is replaced by shock as he discovers a new weapon that The Equalists have developed, which decimates his fleet.

The General is lucky to have Korra save him, and after recovering, they plot together to hatch a plan to stop Amon in his tracks. As they set out to put this plan into action, the young Avatar learns a unexpected secret about the leader of The Equalists from an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184654 +0000" stop="20260509191104 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endgame - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After learning who Amon really is, Korra and Mako set out to expose him to the other members of The Equalists, in hopes of shattering Amon's image and bringing his efforts to a halt. In doing so, they learn that Amon had managed to capture Tenzin and his children, and is going to use them in a demonstration of what the world will be like once Amon's plans are complete.

Korra and Mako manage to prevent Amon from taking the Air Bending family's powers away and lure Amon away to try to take him down without his disciples helping him. But the young Avatar soon realizes that Amon's secret power is too great, and he takes her bending away. Without her bending abilities, how will Korra stop this tyrant from enacting his evil plans?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191104 +0000" stop="20260509193500 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebel Spirit - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Avatar and Tenzin's family travel to the Southern Water Tribe to attend the Glacier Spirits Festival. While there, Korra's uncle, Unalaq, attempts to persuade Korra to let him advise her about the spirits, but both Korra's father and Tenzin assert that she needs to focus on her airbending. However, during the festival, Korra discovers that it was her father and Tenzin rather than Aang who kept her locked away, and after a Dark Spirit attacks, Korra breaks off her studies under Tenzin and takes up Unalaq as her instructor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193500 +0000" stop="20260509195842 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Southern Lights - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Korra begins her spiritual training under Unalaq. The first step of this training is to travel to the South Pole and open up the spirit portal residing deep within the area. Mako, Bolin, Tonraq, Desna, and Eska come along as well. Tensions between Korra and her father grow as she discovers the truth about his relocation to the Southern Water Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181437 +0000" stop="20260509193900 +0000" channel="C4041.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>09.23.19 - S02E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182018 +0000" stop="20260509184300 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheriff of Gunstock - S01E46</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger foils a protection racket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184300 +0000" stop="20260509190538 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E47</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto step in to prevent the townsfolk from lynching an innocent man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190538 +0000" stop="20260509192819 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beeler Gang - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Ranger poses as a doctor to rescue a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192819 +0000" stop="20260509195103 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Star Witness - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Nobody believes twelve-year-old Johnnie Williams, the only witness to a cold-blooded murder, until the Lone Ranger validates his story by exposing the killers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185857 +0000" stop="20260509194636 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Illusion - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A Bulgarian Ambassador hides behind his immunity status to smuggle illegal goods into the country.  But when one of the stars of an illusion show is murdered, Jonathan must find a way to get him.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a hawk (twice) and a black panther.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181334 +0000" stop="20260509183537 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Monster (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Hulk is torn between his two teams -- the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. and the Avengers -- as both team up to save Earth from a Kree armada led by the Supreme Intelligence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183537 +0000" stop="20260509185740 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doorway to Destruction (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Hulk's best pal Rick Jones begins making a web-series to show the world Hulk is a hero and Big Green gets his first chance to prove it when Annihilus invades Earth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185740 +0000" stop="20260509191944 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doorway to Destruction (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The newly formed Agents of S.M.A.S.H. -- including a Hulked-out Rick Jones aka A-Bomb -- invade the Negative Zone to stop Annihilus once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191944 +0000" stop="20260509194147 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hulk Busted - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Leader hijacks Iron Man's Hulkbuster suits to destroy the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., the team and Iron Man must learn to trust each other and work together to defeat the Leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181059 +0000" stop="20260509183242 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on an expedition in the Congo, Max's mom uncovers and is captured by a lost civilization of talking gorillas who enslave human beings.  Max with the help of Virgil and Norman set out to rescue his mom and the enslaved humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183242 +0000" stop="20260509185425 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Adventures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max's mom brings a figurine back from Haiti that turns out to be filled with zombie parasites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509185425 +0000" stop="20260509191608 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Norman's Conquest - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Norman struggles with his fear of facing Spike an old adversary of his family who murdered his father when he was a boy escaping from an ice prison.  Spike vowed a thousand years to finish off Norman as well, and he intends to keep that promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191608 +0000" stop="20260509193753 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Less Than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Max, Virgil, Norman, and a rich Texan go traveling underwater in submarine to battle a a giant octopus that is capturing and destroying ships.  While underwater, the group encounters a squid civilization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193753 +0000" stop="20260509195937 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Me the Head of Mighty Max - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Skull Master uses the crystal of souls to awaken the former soulless undead inhabitants of the Lost City of Atlantis to retrieve the cosmic cap from Max along with his head.  When the underwater zombies arrive on the scene, Norman and Max decide to stand their ground to combat them.  Virgil tells them that this is totally pointless and dangerous because the zombies cannot be killed, as they are soulless and already dead.
His warnings are ignored, so Virgil decides to take the cap away from Max to save the lives of both the Mighty One and Norman.  He travels through the portals to find a place where he could destroy the cap.  Max and Norman remember that the cap is indestructible and Virgil already knows that.  That Virgil is going to find any futile means to destroy the cap even if it means sacrificing himself in the process.  Can Max and Norman get there in time to save their fowl feathered friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509181752 +0000" stop="20260509184142 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Open Crates - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Heading back to Chicago, Mr. T visits an old friend named Jimmy Stone, the owner of a youth center. At the same time, Courtney visits the gym to hopefully train with gold medalist Sally Owen, which Courtney finds out is more interested in herself than others. Sally's actions would later get her barred for life, but the real big issue is a shady drug dealer named Speedy and his henchmen who plan on framing Jimmy in which to use the youth center for his drug operations. Jimmy helped T get out of a gang during his youth and it's up to T to help him stop Speedy before everything comes tumbling down.
Mr. T's Moral Lesson: Picking the people you admire more carefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509184142 +0000" stop="20260509190530 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Playtown Mystery - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Just because someone's young, it doesn't make them worthless nor unbelievable. Jeff and Woody know that for a fact now. Back then, while the team was having a free tour of the Play Town amusement park, Spike saw two of its mascots, Marvin Mouse and Dingy Dog, acting suspicious and no one wanted to believe him. In truth, they were career criminals dressed as mascots in order to retrieve gold bars from an active gold refinery in Play Town's Frontier Town section.
Mr. T's Moral Lesson: Never underestimating someone because of their age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190530 +0000" stop="20260509192920 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comeback Mystery - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Heading back to New York City, the team does charity work and a new member of the team named Grant Kline has just signed up. Grant done athletic programs at the same high school as Jeff, but he has a falling out with his old friends, a group of bullies called the Chain Gang and their leader, Blade. They had Grant keep quiet about their activities or they will tell the police about his previous mistake of helping the Chain Gang steal a car, putting him in a precarious position. Mr. T hopes to help Grant erase his past and correct his mistakes in order to break the links to the Chain Gang.
Mr. T's Moral Lesson: Making the right kind of friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192920 +0000" stop="20260509195312 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cape Kennedy Caper - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An out-of-this-world caper occurs at Kennedy Space Center in Florida's Cape Canaveral. Robin brought her camera to take pictures for her school which Woody tries to take without permission. Suddenly, Robin sees two spies trying to take a photo from inside the shuttle. The spies have been hired by terrorists to blow up the shuttle as soon as it reaches orbit. Unfortunately for Robin, she got captured and it's up to Mr. T and the team to stop the launch, save Robin, and bring the spies to justice in this mystery of a final frontier.
Mr. T's Moral Lesson: Respect for other people's property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509183011 +0000" stop="20260509191148 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fort Gaines - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Fort Gaines on Massacre Island. This weeks dares take place in the West Bastion Cistern, Quarter Master's Room, Ammunition Room, Infirmary, The Collapsed Bastian Tunnel, and the POW Cell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191148 +0000" stop="20260509195449 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Guerre Plantation - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Fort Gaines on Massacre Island. This weeks dares take place in the West Bastion Cistern, Quarter Master's Room, Ammunition Room, Infirmary, The Collapsed Bastian Tunnel, and the POW Cell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183107 +0000" stop="20260509192659 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Shenandoah - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Incarcerated for contempt, Will refuses to reveal the name of Neal's government source. Appearing to embrace Pruit's mandate to capture younger viewers, Charlie orders a reluctant Don to track down principals in a sexual-abuse case at an elite college. Sloan voices her objection to a new digital site built by Neal's replacement, Bree. Stranded in a Moscow airport, Jim and Maggie look to land seats for a Cuban-bound plane, hoping to interview one of its high-profile passengers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180401 +0000" stop="20260509184953 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agamemnon's Offering - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A Special Religious Zone is established, where immigrants can practice religion freely. Religious leaders gather for a press event in Mitake New Town, the site of the Special Zone, but the venue becomes the target of a terrorist attack by a suicide bomber with explosives implanted in his stomach. Unit One starts investigating the anti-special-zone faction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184953 +0000" stop="20260509193545 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caesar's Gold Coins - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Arata and the others have just learned that there are three more human bombs when a third suicide bombing in New Town's factory district takes Joseph Auma's life. Meanwhile, Kei and Kisaragi have infiltrated Heaven's Leap in search of clues to the terrorist serial bombings. They discover proof they're looking for, but find themselves exposed and taken captive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180306 +0000" stop="20260509185506 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Box - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The couples have an opportunity to send a message. But actions speak louder than words.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185506 +0000" stop="20260509193725 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tables Have Turned - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Emotions run high at the villas as the reality of life after the island starts to set in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183426 +0000" stop="20260509191629 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin embarks on a stressful road trip. Jack and young Kevin go to a football training camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191629 +0000" stop="20260509195958 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Room - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The Pearsons navigate huge family milestones together, from a distance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180720 +0000" stop="20260509182855 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beauty and the Shittyness of Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Siri and John have created a parallel universe for themselves. A universe where Siri feels she can be herself in a way she cannot with David.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182855 +0000" stop="20260509185535 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Siri and David celebrate their seventh anniversary and check-in at a luxury hotel. She can not stop thinking about John while David tries to get close. Siri reveals her feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185535 +0000" stop="20260509191948 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Him - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Siri has ended things with John. Camille invites Siri and David to a party, after which Siri persuades David to come with her, not knowing that John will be at the same party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191948 +0000" stop="20260509194435 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Siri - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Siri cheated on him, David finds her betrayal unbearable and tries to learn more about John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181848 +0000" stop="20260509184154 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (5) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader brainwashes Bullwinkle, Rocky must team up with Director Peachfuzz to stop them from making the stinky pie and taking over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184154 +0000" stop="20260509190501 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle want an interesting story to tell at their upcoming reunion, they accidentally take off for space in a very real rocket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190501 +0000" stop="20260509192807 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rocky and Bullwinkle encounter a young alien and set out on a mission to reunite him with his alien family but things get complicated when they accidentally lose him at an alien convention and Boris, Natasha and other eccentric billionaire Colonel Boudreaux are also after him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192807 +0000" stop="20260509195113 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (3) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A super-powered Rocky almost defeats Fearless Leader, but accidentally overdoes it, driving Fearless Leader to take his powers into space for the ultimate space take-over-the-world evil plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180801 +0000" stop="20260509193223 +0000" channel="C4109.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Three - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A vengeful murder and a corrupt cop figure into Dante's scheme to devastate Cross (Jason Gedrick) and “lead the [Clericuzio] family back to its glory.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182209 +0000" stop="20260509184616 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calypso - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Odyssey responds to a distress call from Queen Calypso, who tells him that if he saves her planet she will tell him the way back to earth. Calypso has been ordered by Zeus to betray Ulysses, but she falls in love with him and cannot carry out the gods' orders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184616 +0000" stop="20260509191024 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kingdom of Hades - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Ulysses and his companions reach the Kingdom of Hades. They meet Orpheus, who seeks Ulysses' help to find his love, Eurydice, who has been taken to the Kingdom of Hades by Charon. Hades, the god of death, tells Ulysses that he must leave his companions behind if he wishes to return to Earth. He rejects the offer, which was a final test, and they all return home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191024 +0000" stop="20260509193425 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance of the Gods - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the 31st Century at the planet Troy, the space explorer Ulysses prepares to take his ship, the Odyssey, and its crew back to Earth, where political unrest between impatient Princes threatens the peace. Ulysses must also return to the Earth before the next comet travels across the sky there, otherwise his wife Penelope's duty will be to find another husband. Before their journey begins, the Odyssey's crew celebrates Ulysses' son Telemachus' birthday, and he is given a new little robot named Nono. On the Odyssey's journey back to the Earth, the Odyssey's computer Sherka detects a previously unknown planet. As the planet's location is logged on file, a white light emanates from the planet and abducts Telemachus. He is taken prisoner and comes across two other children from the planet Zotra (also known as the White Planet), Yumi and her brother Numinor. He tells Telemachus that they are all prisoners of the disciples of the Cyclops. The Cyclops steals energy from children and gives it t</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193425 +0000" stop="20260509195830 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Sphere - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an isolated asteroid, the blind Heratos and his Zotrian companion Atena attempt to contact the Odyssey. The gods of Olympus, who took Heratos' sight, offer to return it if he sends Ulysses to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After they threaten Atena, he agrees to betray Ulysses. The Odyssey receives their signal and heads towards Atena and Heratos' asteroid. Atena explains how she was found abandoned as a child in a spaceship by Heratos, and Heratos himself tells Ulysses of a black sphere that lay next to Atena in the ship. After touching the sphere, he found it to be a ship's log showing a map of Olympus and the route through the galactic glaciers. To prevent him from knowing too much, the gods took away his sight, and he and Atena ended up stranded on an asteroid. Heratos pretends give Ulysses directions to the galactic glaciers, but they are instead directions to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After confessing his crime to Atena, they both travel into space after Ulysses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182937 +0000" stop="20260509190617 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11678 - May 06, 2019 - S46E170</title>
    <desc>Victor shares shocking news; Sharon's world is rocked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190617 +0000" stop="20260509194259 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11679 - May 07, 2019 - S46E171</title>
    <desc>Nikki visits Sin City; Nate takes a risk; Summer outmaneuvers Lola.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180112 +0000" stop="20260509182546 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try Real Hard - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Gretchen adjust to life after saying I love you. Edgar and Dorothy have sexual problems. Lindsay and Paul start a new hobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509182546 +0000" stop="20260509184943 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix Me, Dummy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Gretchen starts therapy; Jimmy's confidence wavers; Lindsay neglects a bedridden Paul.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184943 +0000" stop="20260509191401 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad News: Dude's Dead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone comes together to break some big news to Jimmy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191401 +0000" stop="20260509193855 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men Get Strong - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gretchen helps Jimmy process a tragedy. Lindsay decides she wants to be a good mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184024 +0000" stop="20260509193427 +0000" channel="C4168.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pyramid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tove has scary flashbacks and wants to kill the boy. Daniel follows Maura and the captain into a strange place. Maura’s father appears with a message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181435 +0000" stop="20260509184030 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman's Land - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick have just finished making a statue of the Cat in the Hat out of snow, but it's starting to melt! Good thing the Cat knows where to take the melting snowcat: to the cold and snowy north! In the arctic, the kids skate on a frozen lake, make snow sculptures, and learn that water can freeze and melt when it's cold or warm outside. Because it's getting warmer back home, they leave their snowcat sculpture there so they can come back and visit him!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184030 +0000" stop="20260509190755 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress Up Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Nick and Sally are playing dress-up, but oh, no! Sally's princess dress has torn, and mom doesn't have any silk thread to fix it. The Cat takes them to his good friend Mindy, the silk caterpillar. Mindy shows them how she makes silk. Sally uses the silk thread to fix her swirly-twirly princess dress!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190755 +0000" stop="20260509193521 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathtime - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Nick and Sally have been playing in the mud, and now they need to get clean! The Cat in the Hat knows some friends who have some very wonderful ways to bathe! In Bana Bana Savanah, they meet three different animals who all keep clean in very different ways. Even though it's fun to try bathing the way the animals do, Sally and Nick decide that good old soap and water works best for them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181909 +0000" stop="20260509184045 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack &amp; Coke - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Woody and bunghole are technical terms at Jack Daniels' Tennessee headquarters where its world-famous whiskey is lovingly brewed using fire, fresh spring water, and 150 years of expertise. Help celebrate Coca-Cola's iconic contour bottle's 100th birthday at the massive Georgia facility where its special formula remains one of the best-kept secrets in the world. Wahlburgers takes pride in its red-hot Hollywood connection and their six-inch all-beef all-American wieners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184045 +0000" stop="20260509190220 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Almost New England - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First founded in 1950, visit the massive roasting facility that allows Dunkin Donuts to serve 30 cups of coffee per second for a grand total of 1.8 billion cups every year. A hearty soup that's steeped in history, New England clam chowder starts at sea where fresh surf clams are harvested by the shipload. First invented in 1920 and proudly produced in Boston, the iconic multi-colored Slap Stix lollipop features creamy caramel swirled with banana-flavored nougat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190220 +0000" stop="20260509192352 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You Baby - S02E12</title>
    <desc>An authentic French brand steeped in history, visit Babybel's South Dakota headquarters where 600,000 pounds of milk are transformed into one million bite-size cheeses every day. Famous for his soup-slinging antics on the sitcom Seinfeld, meet the official face of Soupman and find out how the company cooks its hearty lentil soup right in the box. Part slaw and part salsa, Slawsa combines super-food cabbage with a tangy kick, and just a single batch makes enough to fill nearly 5,000 jars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192352 +0000" stop="20260509194510 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Deliciouser - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It takes three truckloads per day and a million pounds of flour every week to keep up with the demand for Quiznos toasted subs. At this Florida farm, up to four million pounds of green tomatoes are harvested daily and then placed in a special vault where they ripen twice as fast. In a single day, this Georgia factory secretly transforms 100,000 pounds of cheese into perfectly crispy mozzarella sticks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509180544 +0000" stop="20260509183027 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Swimsuits and a Vampire - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The students learn that they are to choose a school activity. Tsukune stumbles upon the swimming club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183027 +0000" stop="20260509185509 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newspaper Club and a Vampire - S01E06</title>
    <desc>During the first meeting of the Newspaper Club, Tsukune-tachi (Tsukune with Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari in convoy) is introduced to the head of the club Ginei Morioka. Kurumu and Yukari work to clear Tsukune's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185509 +0000" stop="20260509191951 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Girl and a Vampire - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Tsukune and the others from the Newspaper Club hand out the paper to the students, a girl named Mizore Shirayuki appears and takes an immediate liking to Tsukune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509191951 +0000" stop="20260509194433 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Math and a Vampire - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Every guy in school notices the math teacher Lilico-sensei and admires her beauty. Unfortunately, Tsukune is falling behind the others in math and it is summer school for him if he fails the mid-terms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181802 +0000" stop="20260509191641 +0000" channel="C4815.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roz - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Father Michael risks breaking the seal of confession as he tries to help Roz Demichelis, while his childhood flashbacks intensify as his mother's condition deteriorates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182821 +0000" stop="20260509191342 +0000" channel="C4841.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the police try to piece together the fatal sequence of events, both women come under the spotlight, but have they got the right person?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191342 +0000" stop="20260509195743 +0000" channel="C4841.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>University lecturer Dr Leah Dale suspects Rose, a final-year student of cheating on an essay but what seems to be a simple case of academic deception soon spirals out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509180710 +0000" stop="20260509182322 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Crimin' Out Loud - S23E04</title>
    <desc>The stooges are private detectives hired to protect a rich politician. After the man disappears, the boys wander around his spooky mansion confronting various villains and a dangerous dame. The stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509182322 +0000" stop="20260509183929 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumpus in the Harem - S23E05</title>
    <desc>Set in a desert land where the stooges run a restaurant, the boys need money to pay their fiancée's taxes, or the girls will be sold as slaves. Some crooks come into their restaurant and convince the boys to recover the stolen Rootin Tootin diamond. The stooges decide to return the diamond to the government and get the reward money. They learn that the Emir of Shmo has absconded with the contraband jewel. They journey to the stronghold of Shmo where they disguise as Santa Clauses and scare the ruler into giving them the diamond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509183929 +0000" stop="20260509185540 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Stuff - S23E06</title>
    <desc>The stooges are government agent entrusted with protecting professor Snead, who has invented a super rocket fuel. Larry is mistaken for the professor by foreign agents who kidnap the trio and take them to the country of Anemia where they are ordered to produce the rocket fuel or be executed. The boys come up with a concoction they try to pass of as the real stuff, but are exposed when the real professor and his daughter are also kidnapped. The stooges help them escape, using their secret formula to fuel a jeep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509185540 +0000" stop="20260509191141 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scheming Schemers - S23E07</title>
    <desc>The stooges are three incompetent plumbers who foul up the plumbing in a fancy mansion where a society party is going on. They manage to catch a couple of thieves masquerading as guests before the whole party degenerates into a pie fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509191141 +0000" stop="20260509192825 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Commotion on the Ocean - S23E08</title>
    <desc>The stooges are would-be reporters, who are tricked into becoming stowaways by "Borscht", a spy for an enemy country. Stranded on a freighter on the high seas, they discover that Borscht has concealed some stolen microfilm in watermelons they brought aboard for him. After a wild chase, they subdue Borscht and recover the microfilm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192825 +0000" stop="20260509194405 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoofs and Goofs - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Joe dreams that the stooge's sister Birdie has died and been reincarnated as a horse. The stooges take Birdie home but must conceal her from the snoopy landlord. They succeed, but more complications ensue when Birdie gives birth to a colt. Joe wakes up to suffer some abuse from the real Birdie (Moe in drag), when he tells her he dreamed she was a horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181857 +0000" stop="20260509190611 +0000" channel="C6259.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrice in a Lifetime - S09E29</title>
    <desc>J.R. and Sue Ellen get a lot closer. Jack Ewing doesn't like new ranch hand Ben Stivers. Cliff lashes out at Jamie for trying to make peace with J.R. Sue Ellen tells Pam about going back to J.R. John Ross wants to work at Ewing Oil. Miss Ellie gets an invitation to Pam and Mark's wedding. Cliff and Jamie reconcile. Matt Cantrell returns from Colombia and brings Pam both good news and bad. J.R. gets angry because production stops on the offshore venture with Marinos. The Krebbs adoption petition is denied. J.R.gets a punch in the face from Matt Cantrell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509190611 +0000" stop="20260509195327 +0000" channel="C6259.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello, Goodbye, Hello - S09E30</title>
    <desc>J.R. tries to get Ewing Oil out of financial trouble. Ray is determined to fix the problem with Tony's adoption but he learns that it may be necessary to have Aunt Lil testify. Ben Stivers talks to Clayton about his past. Harry McSween comes up with dirt from Mark Graison past. Sue Ellen invites J.R. to go to a reception with her. Punk Anderson has a strange fellings that he's met Ben Stivers before. Jerry Kenderson is upset to see Sue Ellen with J.R. at the reception. J.R. and Sue Ellen get even closer. The Krebbs get another chance at adopting Tony. J.R. gets squeezed by the banks. J.R. tells Mandy again that it's over between them. Angelica Nero has J.R. at gunpoint.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509181945 +0000" stop="20260509184253 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheers - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vanessa's car does not start. Mark, ""Man of the house"", can not fix it either. Robin says that it is an engine problem and convinces Vanessa that she can fix it free of charge. Unfortuntly, Robin takes apart the engine but can not put it back together again. Vanessa finds out and wants Robin to fix it by the weekend. Robin puts back the engine together and the car still does not start. Vanessa is still mad at Robin and Robin doubts her own judgement. It was all over, until Robin bangs the dashboard and the gasoline indicator goes from Full to Empty! Vanessa has been driving the car, without refueling, for 2 weeks! Mark substitutes his first P.E. class in Oakland High and coaches the Girl's Cheeleading Class. Mark finds out that the Division 3 competiton is in 3 days at their school and Oakland High is not a very good squad. The competition (Oakland Prep High School) shows up and does stunts 12 feet high! The only cheer for Mark's team is ""Go Penguins Go! Waddle! Waddle! Waddle!"" The te</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509184253 +0000" stop="20260509190627 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warriors (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mark is trying to kill the ""super"" fly flying around the house. Vanessa is watching a stock that is making a lot of money. Vanessa wants to put her money in but is afraid of losing money. After substituting a wrestling class, Mark asks the coach for a job as a permanent coach. The coach wrestles Mark for the job and though he lost, he was given the job. Robin gives Vanessa money so that Vanessa can invest her money in another stock. Mark gets a call from the Golden State Warriors! They ask Mark to try out for a new position after hearing about him from training camps. Also, his old high school friend, Guy Beal, who just came from training camp, is more than ready to play. Mark has to choose between his new job or playing with the Warriors. Mark decides to take the Warriors offer, but Mark can't make any of his shots go in the basket. With Robin's motivation, Mark sets foot in the Oakland Arena to tryout in front of the team and coach. Robin finds out that the stock Vanessa invested in</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509190627 +0000" stop="20260509192958 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warriors (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In the beginning of the show, Mark shows the audience how in the last episode he was dunking during practice. He also showed how he was able to get the position on the Golden State Warriors team. The story begins from the last episode when he recieved the call from the team. Vanessa finds out that Mark quits his job from the school. Mark is signed to a 10-day contract where he has to prove to be on the team. He will play against the Phoenix Suns two times. Robin shows all the respect and believes that Mark can make the team. Robin also doubts that he will make the team and pleads with the high school coach to keep Mark's old job, if in case he does not make the team. Robin not only was able to keep Mark job open, she herself was qualified to teach the self-defence class. Robin did not want to tell Mark that she got the position. Robin also had to hide from Mark later in the episode. Also, Vanessa gets injured after Robin made some ""defence"" practice moves on her. Mark goes back to the</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192958 +0000" stop="20260509195335 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Teachers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Andre can't choose between his music and basket-ball. Robin wants him to go for his piano-playing but Mark wants him to go for BasketBall.</desc>
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    <title>And Strokes of Goodwill - S01E03</title>
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    <title>And the Rich People Problems - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max to help her break into her former townhouse to retrieve her much-needed night guard.</desc>
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    <title>And the '90s Horse Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>And the Disappearing Bed - S01E06</title>
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    <title>And the Pretty Problem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>And Hoarder Culture - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The two take a job cleaning a hoarder's apartment for the extra money; Max learns that Johnny has a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Really Petty Cash - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.</desc>
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    <title>And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend Caroline's first broke holiday season working at a department store's Santaland to earn extra money.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Check - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job in order to get him lodging for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for "Real Housewives of TriBeCa".</desc>
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    <title>And the Pop-Up Sale - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at her former home away from home.</desc>
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    <title>And the Secret Ingredient - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes whilst in the midst of her new obsession couponing.</desc>
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    <title>And the Upstairs Neighbor - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's new neighbor draws their suspicion.</desc>
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    <title>And the Blind Spot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to prove their cleaning skills to Sophie so she will hire them for her maid service.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hearts - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kosher Cupcakes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have to make kosher cupcakes when they get a gig at a bar mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>And the One-Night Stands - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Max runs into an old boyfriend, when she accompanies Caroline to see her father in jail.</desc>
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    <title>And the Spring Break - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend their spring break dog-sitting at a couple's lavish apartment.</desc>
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    <title>And the Drug Money - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial in an effort to raise money to help Caroline’s father.</desc>
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    <title>And the Messy Purse Smackdown - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The stakes are high when a socialite Manhattan mother hires Max and Caroline to serve cupcakes at her daughter's first birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (1) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (2) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hidden Stash - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pearl Necklace - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to keep faith that Martha Stewart, who tasted and liked one of their cupcakes in last season's finale, will call and help support their business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hold-Up - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to take their cupcake business to the next level by auditioning for the reality cooking show Cupcake Wars.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pre-Approved Credit Card - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have different ideas on how to handle their new pre-approved credit card.</desc>
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    <title>And the Candy Manwich - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The attractive owner of a local candy store is sweet on Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to date him after she had a mishap in the store.</desc>
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    <title>And the Three Boys with Wood - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max ask two Amish boys to build a barn for Chestnut; Andy makes a discovery about Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Egg Special - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline figure out a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcake becomes available for the girls to rent as the two go to great lengths to raise enough money to see their dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Boss - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline decide to hire an intern to help take care of some of the menial tasks involved with the preparation for opening their new cupcake shop, but Max seems conflicted with her new managerial role as the boss</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Opening - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop, and Max invites her former flames to show off her success.</desc>
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    <title>And the Silent Partner - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Max sees Sophie depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, she offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business, but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Holidays - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Bear Truth - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>And Too Little Sleep - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The diner gang helps Max and Caroline bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a gigantic cupcake order.</desc>
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    <title>And the Psychic Shakedown - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After learning that Candy Andy closed down his shop after their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future.</desc>
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    <title>And Just Plane Magic - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Max lands tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline meet rapper 2 Chainz during the cross-country flight on a private jet.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hip - S02E17</title>
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    <title>And Not-So-Sweet Charity - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.</desc>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline take office temp jobs. While Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, Max deals with a boss who makes inappropriate advances.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Han fires Caroline when she insults his diner, so Max tries to mend their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>And the Worst Selfie Ever - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>And the Extra Work - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.</desc>
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    <title>And the Window of Opportunity - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Soft Opening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.</desc>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.</desc>
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    <title>And the Piece of Sheet - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.</desc>
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    <title>And the Girlfriend Experience - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Han emails photos of a stripper’s face to his mother claiming she’s his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.</desc>
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    <title>And the 'It' Hole - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city’s hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pastry Porn - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.</desc>
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    <title>And the First Day of School - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing.  Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max’s handsome teacher, Nicolas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Life After Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Caroline attends her former nanny’s funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.</desc>
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    <title>And the French Kiss - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big But - S03E13</title>
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    <title>And the Dumpster Sex - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>And the Icing on the Cake - S03E15</title>
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    <title>And the ATM - S03E16</title>
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    <title>And the Married Man Sleepover - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.</desc>
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    <title>And the Near Death Experience - S03E18</title>
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    <title>And the Kilt Trip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Broke Parents - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who can’t decide on what style of cake she wants – or much of anything else.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Lease on Life - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they’re forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.</desc>
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    <title>And the Free Money - S03E23</title>
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    <title>And the First Degree - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Caroline discovers that Max didn’t graduate high school by failing to show up for only one exam, she decides to help her best friend get her degree – and reconnect with her estranged mother.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Problem - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A reality show producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' at their cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the DJ Face - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Max is embarrassed when she discovers her Tuesday night boyfriend is a DJ at a grocery chain.</desc>
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    <title>And the Childhood Not Included - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Old Bike Yarn - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Brand Job - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Model Apartment - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.</desc>
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    <title>And a Loan for Christmas - S04E07</title>
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    <title>And the Fun Factory - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but become suspicious of the work conditions there due to their overly-enthusiastic employees.</desc>
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    <title>And the Past and the Furious - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg has something big planned for Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>And the Move-In Meltdown - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie’s apartment until she begins turning away all of his things.</desc>
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    <title>And the Crime Ring - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy’s apartment to recover the rings Caroline left behind after she spent the night.</desc>
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    <title>And the Knock-Off Knockout - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Unwashed - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline find out that one of their customers at the diner is actually a successful photographer who has been keeping a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake Captives - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fat Cat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>And the Zero Tolerance - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Hook-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.</desc>
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    <title>And the Taste Test - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Look of the Irish - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Minor Problem - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.</desc>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.</desc>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.</desc>
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    <title>And the Lost Baggage - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio’s dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.</desc>
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    <title>And You Bet Your Ass - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Caroline continues meeting with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie, but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Also, Max is being spoiled by her new Hollywood beau, Randy, who sets Caroline up on a date with his friend, Bob.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Escape - S05E15</title>
    <desc>As Max pet-sits Randy’s dog, Bruno, and Caroline sets up meetings with actresses who are interested in playing her in the potential biopic, Bruno escapes while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pity Party Bus - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The girls’ Hollywood adventure continues as Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned a movie. Also, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, Elliot, and Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.</desc>
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    <title>And the Show and Don't Tell - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Loophole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Attack of the Killer Apartment - S05E19</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get to know Max’s world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor license for their dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn’t sit well with Max.</desc>
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    <title>And the Ten Inches - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline need more space for their renovated dessert bar, they’re willing to do just about anything to convince Angie (Lisa Lampenelli), the brash owner of the pizza place next door, to rent them her back office.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline discover that Han is in hot water after amassing substantial debt that he cannot repay from gambling on women's tennis, the diner gang rallies to help him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy, Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby and Han vows to take side jobs in order to take back full ownership of the diner.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar’s grand opening, she demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Also, the girls run into problems when they don’t secure a liquor license for their new venue.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
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    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
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    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
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    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511160919 +0000" stop="20260511163234 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511180745 +0000" stop="20260511183129 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Royal super-fan Stuart offers to help eradicate an alien beetle infestation before it exposes the siblings' true identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511183129 +0000" stop="20260511185508 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The royals take a driver’s ed class, hoping to find parts for their ship. Instead, they're led on a high-speed chase with the Zeron Brotherhood!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185508 +0000" stop="20260511191854 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511191854 +0000" stop="20260511194231 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel are summoned by the school board to produce proper identification. Zadra discovers the identity of the traitor who aided the coup.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511194231 +0000" stop="20260511200620 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An incoming message from Akiridion-5 alarms Vex. Meanwhile, the arrival of bounty hunters ruins the royals' outing in the woods with friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194116 +0000" stop="20260509200314 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509200314 +0000" stop="20260509202512 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202512 +0000" stop="20260509204710 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509204710 +0000" stop="20260509210909 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509210909 +0000" stop="20260509213107 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelin' Albright - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509213107 +0000" stop="20260509215305 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect Call for Dick - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509215305 +0000" stop="20260509221504 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509221504 +0000" stop="20260509223702 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Dick Pentameter! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509223702 +0000" stop="20260509225855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D3: Judgement Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509225855 +0000" stop="20260509232053 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Dick - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509232053 +0000" stop="20260509234252 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Dick! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509234252 +0000" stop="20260510000451 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510000451 +0000" stop="20260510002648 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510002648 +0000" stop="20260510004846 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510011045 +0000" stop="20260510013243 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510013243 +0000" stop="20260510015442 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510015442 +0000" stop="20260510021640 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510021640 +0000" stop="20260510023839 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510023839 +0000" stop="20260510030037 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
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    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510032235 +0000" stop="20260510034433 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510034433 +0000" stop="20260510040632 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510040632 +0000" stop="20260510042830 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510042830 +0000" stop="20260510045028 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510051226 +0000" stop="20260510053426 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510053426 +0000" stop="20260510055624 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510055624 +0000" stop="20260510061823 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510061823 +0000" stop="20260510064021 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064021 +0000" stop="20260510070219 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070219 +0000" stop="20260510072419 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072419 +0000" stop="20260510074617 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Sally - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074617 +0000" stop="20260510080815 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charitable Dick - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080815 +0000" stop="20260510083013 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083013 +0000" stop="20260510085212 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085212 +0000" stop="20260510091410 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091410 +0000" stop="20260510093608 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093608 +0000" stop="20260510095807 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095807 +0000" stop="20260510102006 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102006 +0000" stop="20260510104204 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104204 +0000" stop="20260510110402 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110402 +0000" stop="20260510112601 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112601 +0000" stop="20260510114759 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114759 +0000" stop="20260510120958 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120958 +0000" stop="20260510123156 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123156 +0000" stop="20260510125355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125355 +0000" stop="20260510131554 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131554 +0000" stop="20260510133752 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133752 +0000" stop="20260510135950 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135950 +0000" stop="20260510142148 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142148 +0000" stop="20260510144345 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144345 +0000" stop="20260510150544 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150544 +0000" stop="20260510152743 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510152743 +0000" stop="20260510154940 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510154940 +0000" stop="20260510161139 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red, White &amp; Dick - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious.
He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510161139 +0000" stop="20260510163338 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Digs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work.    At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510163338 +0000" stop="20260510165536 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business Like Dick Business - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510165536 +0000" stop="20260510171735 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dick Replacement - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her.
Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position</desc>
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    <title>Dick's Ark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes.  Mary decides the two need a weekend off.
Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it.  Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl.  Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area.
Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage.  Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173933 +0000" stop="20260510180132 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Dick - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510180132 +0000" stop="20260510182329 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother, My Dick - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182329 +0000" stop="20260510184528 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184528 +0000" stop="20260510190725 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510190725 +0000" stop="20260510192923 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192923 +0000" stop="20260510195122 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195122 +0000" stop="20260510201320 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1) - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201320 +0000" stop="20260510203518 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203518 +0000" stop="20260510205716 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205716 +0000" stop="20260510211914 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211914 +0000" stop="20260510214112 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510214112 +0000" stop="20260510220310 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220310 +0000" stop="20260510222509 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222509 +0000" stop="20260510224707 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224707 +0000" stop="20260510230905 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230905 +0000" stop="20260510233103 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510233103 +0000" stop="20260510235300 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235300 +0000" stop="20260511001458 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511001458 +0000" stop="20260511003657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
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    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
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    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511014254 +0000" stop="20260511020452 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022650 +0000" stop="20260511024847 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024847 +0000" stop="20260511031044 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031044 +0000" stop="20260511033242 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035440 +0000" stop="20260511041638 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041638 +0000" stop="20260511043836 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043836 +0000" stop="20260511050034 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050034 +0000" stop="20260511052232 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052232 +0000" stop="20260511054430 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054430 +0000" stop="20260511060628 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511060628 +0000" stop="20260511062826 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511062826 +0000" stop="20260511065024 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511065024 +0000" stop="20260511071222 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511071222 +0000" stop="20260511073420 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073420 +0000" stop="20260511075619 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511075619 +0000" stop="20260511081817 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511081817 +0000" stop="20260511084016 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511084016 +0000" stop="20260511090214 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090214 +0000" stop="20260511092412 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092412 +0000" stop="20260511094610 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511094610 +0000" stop="20260511100808 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511100808 +0000" stop="20260511103007 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Brake for Dick - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Consumed with guilt after running over a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist, forcing his views on Albright and the family. Tommy writes a letter to an advice columnist after neglecting to ask August to the Spring Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103007 +0000" stop="20260511105205 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Behaving Badly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the family accuses Dick of being "whipped" by Albright, Harry helps him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105205 +0000" stop="20260511111404 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickmalion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Albright fails to get "in" with Rutherford's high society, Dick ends up making the cut, but discovers it's not what it's cracked up to be; Sally and Harry try wrestling; to impress a girl, Tommy becomes a punk at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111404 +0000" stop="20260511113602 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensitive Dick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511113602 +0000" stop="20260511115800 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Work For Dick - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115800 +0000" stop="20260511121958 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen Minutes of Dick - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121958 +0000" stop="20260511124156 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Single Girl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511124156 +0000" stop="20260511130355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Albright announces she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick decides to ask her to marry him. Because of his anxiety Dick experiences his first nightmare leading the other aliens to believe that Dick's brain is breaking down creating more anxiety and nightmares for Sally and Tommy. Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so they can return for emergency maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and risk dying as a human than to go back and chance not returning in Mary's lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511130355 +0000" stop="20260511132553 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132553 +0000" stop="20260511134751 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511134751 +0000" stop="20260511140949 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140949 +0000" stop="20260511143147 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511143147 +0000" stop="20260511145344 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145344 +0000" stop="20260511151543 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511151543 +0000" stop="20260511153613 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153613 +0000" stop="20260511155811 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155811 +0000" stop="20260511162009 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511162009 +0000" stop="20260511164207 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511164207 +0000" stop="20260511170405 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170405 +0000" stop="20260511172603 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511172603 +0000" stop="20260511174801 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174801 +0000" stop="20260511180959 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511180959 +0000" stop="20260511183157 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183157 +0000" stop="20260511185355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511185355 +0000" stop="20260511191554 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511191554 +0000" stop="20260511193752 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193752 +0000" stop="20260511195950 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509203716 +0000" stop="20260509210138 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212750 +0000" stop="20260509215232 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510020900 +0000" stop="20260510023316 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510023316 +0000" stop="20260510025732 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510025732 +0000" stop="20260510032148 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510041021 +0000" stop="20260510043607 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510050023 +0000" stop="20260510052449 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510054905 +0000" stop="20260510061337 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061337 +0000" stop="20260510063759 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063759 +0000" stop="20260510070221 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070221 +0000" stop="20260510072833 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510072833 +0000" stop="20260510075315 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075315 +0000" stop="20260510081917 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081917 +0000" stop="20260510085053 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085053 +0000" stop="20260510091517 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091517 +0000" stop="20260510093951 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093951 +0000" stop="20260510100603 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510100603 +0000" stop="20260510103025 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510103025 +0000" stop="20260510105627 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510105627 +0000" stop="20260510112058 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510123358 +0000" stop="20260510125814 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510125814 +0000" stop="20260510132230 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510143650 +0000" stop="20260510150105 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510172915 +0000" stop="20260510175357 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510175357 +0000" stop="20260510181959 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510185135 +0000" stop="20260510191559 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194033 +0000" stop="20260510200645 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510203107 +0000" stop="20260510205709 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223440 +0000" stop="20260510225856 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225856 +0000" stop="20260510232312 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510234730 +0000" stop="20260511001146 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001146 +0000" stop="20260511003732 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003732 +0000" stop="20260511010148 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010148 +0000" stop="20260511012614 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012614 +0000" stop="20260511015029 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015029 +0000" stop="20260511021501 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021501 +0000" stop="20260511023923 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023923 +0000" stop="20260511030345 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030345 +0000" stop="20260511032957 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032957 +0000" stop="20260511035439 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035439 +0000" stop="20260511042041 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042041 +0000" stop="20260511045217 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045217 +0000" stop="20260511051641 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051641 +0000" stop="20260511054115 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054115 +0000" stop="20260511060727 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060727 +0000" stop="20260511063149 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063149 +0000" stop="20260511065751 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065751 +0000" stop="20260511072223 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072223 +0000" stop="20260511074649 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074649 +0000" stop="20260511081107 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081107 +0000" stop="20260511083523 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083523 +0000" stop="20260511085939 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085939 +0000" stop="20260511092354 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092354 +0000" stop="20260511094812 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094812 +0000" stop="20260511101228 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101228 +0000" stop="20260511103814 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103814 +0000" stop="20260511110230 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110230 +0000" stop="20260511112656 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112656 +0000" stop="20260511115112 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115112 +0000" stop="20260511121544 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121544 +0000" stop="20260511124006 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124006 +0000" stop="20260511130427 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130427 +0000" stop="20260511133039 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133039 +0000" stop="20260511135521 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135521 +0000" stop="20260511142123 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142123 +0000" stop="20260511145300 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145300 +0000" stop="20260511151724 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151724 +0000" stop="20260511154158 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154158 +0000" stop="20260511160810 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160810 +0000" stop="20260511163231 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163231 +0000" stop="20260511165833 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165833 +0000" stop="20260511172305 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172305 +0000" stop="20260511174731 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174731 +0000" stop="20260511181149 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181149 +0000" stop="20260511183605 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183605 +0000" stop="20260511190021 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190021 +0000" stop="20260511192437 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192437 +0000" stop="20260511194855 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194855 +0000" stop="20260511201310 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509192148 +0000" stop="20260509200502 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Jack hits a dead end with his lead, he realizes he must persuade Sherry to help him get evidence against Kingsley.

Things go awry at CTU when Division becomes suspicious of Chappelle's absence.  Michelle goes off-site to work with Jack.

Mike and Prescott ask Palmer to aid them as the bombers get closer to their targets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200502 +0000" stop="20260509204813 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Jack uses Sherry to lure Kingsley out into the open, but Kingsley suspects a set-up and lays his own trap.

Kate and her father have a final, ominous conversation with Marie.

Palmer's attorney finds evidence involving Kingsley and convinces Mike to release Palmer from custody.  Palmer and his cabinet gather to watch as Sherry meets with Kingsley.  Mike orders Chappelle to reinstate Tony and Michelle.

Jack sends Sherry in for the meeting with Kingsley, but his mounting heart troubles cause problems for him at the crucial moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204813 +0000" stop="20260509213956 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three years have passed since the events of Day Two. A van deposits a dead body outside the LA Health Unit. The body is infected with a deadly virus. Tony, now in charge of CTU, learns that this is a blackmail tactic to get the US government to release a drug lord, Ramon Salazar, whom Jack has just brought down, before Salazar's brother releases the virus into LA.

Jack and his new partner, Chase Edmunds, prepare to sign a deal with Salazar at the prison.  Salazar delivers a mysterious warning to Jack before killing his lawyer.

Palmer is alive and well, and has returned to LA for the first time since the attack three years ago. He is running for re-election and is preparing for an important debate with a rival senator. He is accompanied by his brother, who happens to be his chief of staff and his doctor, who also happens to be his girlfriend.

A young boy, Kyle Singer, is seen examining a large, mysterious bag of white powder.  He plans to deliver it to some dealers later that day, but he is being watched by Salazar's men.

Kim now works at CTU and has been dating Chase for three months. Kim wants to tell her father, but Jack has a mysterious health problem that may make things more complicated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509213956 +0000" stop="20260509222402 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase quarrel over Chase's relationship with Kim.  Meanwhile, they learn of a lead to the possible whereabouts of the virus after rading a crackhouse.

Linda breaks up with Kyle when she learns that he is planning to make a drug delivery.

Wayne approaches Palmer with information about his girlfriend that could damage his chances for reelection, while a CTU employee is not what he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222402 +0000" stop="20260509230726 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jack and Hector both search for Kyle, while Chase finds himself out of action at CTU.

Wayne and Palmer argue over the implications of Anne's past, while Ramon takes out one of his opponents in a surprise move.

Tony leads an operation to get Kyle, but tragedy strikes when Salazar's man gets there first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230726 +0000" stop="20260509235105 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Michelle is torn by personal and professional obligations when she must take charge of CTU after Tony is wounded.

Kyle and Linda are captured by Hector's men.

Jack and Palmer have a secret conversation, leading Jack to take drastic action in the face of the Salazars' threat.  But Jack's plans are complicated when Chase gets in the way.

Anne pushes Palmer back on to moral ground in the face of her ex husband's blackmail scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235105 +0000" stop="20260510003502 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's efforts to break Ramon out of prison go awry when they are captured by a group of inmates during the riot.

Chloe unwittingly stumbles on to Jack's drug problem and she is forced to reveal his secret to Kim and Michelle.

Palmer begins his debate with Keeler, while Kyle prepares to sacrifice himself to save Linda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510003502 +0000" stop="20260510011841 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jack and Ramon struggle to evade the authorities, while Palmer must shut the debate down because of the prison break.

Kim accidentally stumbles on to Gael's secret communications, but she isn't able to warn Michelle in time.

The Singer family learns a startling piece of news about Kyle's health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011841 +0000" stop="20260510020112 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ramon holds Jack hostage as he flies to Mexico.  Ramon plans to kill Jack, but Jack manages to hold him at bay until the plane lands.  Ramon then learns that Jack and Hector are working together to break him out of prison.

Gael is captured while trying to escape from CTU.  Chappelle interrogates Gael but is interrupted by Tony, who claims that Gael is part of a bigger plan.

Anne is given a chance to clear Palmer's name, while Chase heads for Mexico to rescue Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020112 +0000" stop="20260510024450 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Palmer and Chappelle view a message from Jack, explaining his undercover work with the Salazars.  Meanwhile, Hector tries to convince Ramon that they should deal with Bauer so that they can get their hands on the virus.

Jack has a private moment with Claudia and she blasts him for leaving her behind when he arrested Ramon.

Chase arrives in Mexico, but is captured by Hector's men.  Ramon devises a way for Jack to prove his loyalty to them.

Anne manages to clear Palmer's name, but she breaks off her relationship with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024450 +0000" stop="20260510032901 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Palmer clears Anne's name with the press, but he finds that he is facing a new problem when his biggest campaign contributer reveals a startling secret about Wayne.

Kim and Michelle worry about Tony's mental ability  when he continues to make mistakes.

Jack and the Salazars meet with Amador, but the deal turns sour when Nina Myers appears on the scene and competes for the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032901 +0000" stop="20260510041306 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Claudia manages to free Chase from his captors, but she pays a high price for her efforts.

Wayne turns to Julia, while Palmer calls on Sherry for help against Milliken.

Jack and Ramon make plans to get to Nina, in the hopes of intercepting the virus.

Chloe's work at CTU is disrupted when she is forced to take care of her baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041306 +0000" stop="20260510045629 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Nina to work with him in order to get the virus from Amador.

Palmer meets with Sherry and convinces her to help him deal with Milliken.

Chase remains in Mexico to help with the capture of the virus.

Ramon and Hector quarrel when Hector wants to pull out of the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045629 +0000" stop="20260510054032 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Things finally come to an explosive head as Jack, Ramon, Nina and Chase all close in on the virus.  But the deal takes an unexpected turn when Amador pulls a fast switch.

Kim becomes suspicious of Chloe when her story about her baby doesn't check out.

Sherry finds a witness who can damage Milliken, but her advantage is shortlived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510054032 +0000" stop="20260510062441 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems.

Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about the baby, but is forced to release her when she is the only one who can deal with the crisis.

Sherry takes her battle directly to Alan, forcing Julia to act as her accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062441 +0000" stop="20260510070835 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers' location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use.

Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby.

Palmer confronts Sherry about Alan Milliken's death, while Julia begs Wayne for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070835 +0000" stop="20260510075214 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chappelle threatens to pull Jack from the investigation for killing a material witness, but Jack persuades him to hold off when they find a fresh lead on Amador's whereabouts.

Amador and Alvers meet with the man who is planning to unleash the virus in LA within the hour.

Michelle and Gael locate the target area, but things really hit the fan when they attempt to capture Alvers in the process of releasing the virus.

Wayne argues with Sherry over the consequences of Milliken's death as the police turn up the heat on Julia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075214 +0000" stop="20260510083523 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase track Amador in the hopes that he can lead them to the man behind the virus attack.

Michelle faces a mob riot when the hotel is quarantined.

Sherry extorts Palmer, forcing him to manufacture her alibi for the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083523 +0000" stop="20260510091927 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Saunders begins making demands on the President.  He forces Palmer to hold a strange press conference and then orders the death of the CTU agent who can trace him.

Jack learns of a woman who can lead him to Saunders, but a surprise attack shifts the balance of power.

As Gael's symptoms get worse, Michelle devises a way to relieve the suffering of the victims at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091927 +0000" stop="20260510100233 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase race against time to capture Saunders before the deadline, while Chappelle plans an escape.

Michelle begins a frantic search when she learns that an infected hotel guest may have slipped through her fingers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100233 +0000" stop="20260510104637 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jack reluctantly works with Kim on an under-cover job that may help them gain an advantage over Saunders.

Palmer informs his cabinet of the crisis, while Saunders makes yet another demand.

Chase tracks down the man who left the hotel and learns that the virus is spreading to the general public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104637 +0000" stop="20260510113041 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jack attempts to use Saunders' daughter as leverage to gain control of the virus, while Palmer must deal with the discontented press.

Michelle gets the results of her test, while Adam finds that the virus has struck too close to home.

Tony finds himself compromised when Saunders exploits his only weakness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113041 +0000" stop="20260510121422 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tony works to free Jane from CTU before Saunders can harm Michelle, but Chloe and Jack become suspicious of his activities.

Sherry meets with Palmer's political rival and proposes a deal to blackmail him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121422 +0000" stop="20260510125530 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony clash as the time for the hostage exchange draws near.

Keeler meets with Palmer and demands his resignation, while Wayne begins a secret operation against Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125530 +0000" stop="20260510133738 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes the envelope in an attempt to force Saunders to disclose the location of the missing vials.

Sherry meets with David to discuss her terms, while Wayne breaks into her home to find the incriminating evidence.

Tony finds himself facing a harsh penalty because of his efforts to save Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133738 +0000" stop="20260510141918 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase must make a powerful sacrifice when dealing with the virus.

Tony is able to help Jack one last time before he is taken into custody, while an angry victim seeks vengeance on Saunders.

Palmer makes a surprising career choice in the wake of Sherry's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141918 +0000" stop="20260510150216 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eighteen months have elapsed since the conclusion of Day 3. A commuter train bound for Los Angeles explodes. A man steals a suitcase from a passenger in the wreckage and then kills him.

Jack has been dismissed from CTU and now works for Secretary of Defense James Heller. Jack is involved with Heller's daughter, Audrey, and their relationship is growing serious. Jack is in LA for a meeting with CTU Director Erin Driscoll, who fired him a year ago, but he finds himself alienated at CTU by Driscoll and the new staff when reports of a possible terrorist strike come in.

A young computer hacker named Andrew Paige sees something that he shouldn't on the Internet. Suddenly, he finds himself running for his life as he is pursued by terrorists. Luckily, he is able to warn Chloe O'Brian before its too late.

The Turkish Araz family are not what they seem and it becomes clear that they are heavily involved with the day's events. Meanwhile, Heller has a confrontation with his estranged son.

Jack finds that Chloe is his only ally as he tries to prove that the train explosion is merely a diversionary target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150216 +0000" stop="20260510154557 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Driscoll to reinstate him in the wake of Heller's kidnapping. He finds himself working as a subordinate when the Field Ops team goes to pick up Andrew.

Behrooz finds himself torn between his loyalty to his parents and his feelings for his girlfriend as he is sent on his first assignment.

Heller tries to comfort his daughter as his captors broadcast their intentions on the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154557 +0000" stop="20260510162949 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks Kalil with Chloe's aid, but is forced to watch helplessly as Andrew is tortured for information.

Behrooz pleads with his parents when they order him to bring Debbie to their home for questioning.

Curtis uses harsh methods to interrogate Heller's son as Driscoll continues to search for Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162949 +0000" stop="20260510171354 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jack acts as a bandit and takes hostages to buy Chloe more time to get satellite surveillance. Meanwhile, Chloe must confide in Edgar for help when Driscoll becomes suspicious.

Behrooz discovers just how far his mother is willing to go to insure that their secret mission is successful.

Heller and Audrey attempt to escape from Omar, while Driscoll uses her influence to deal with a personal crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171354 +0000" stop="20260510175751 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Driscoll agree to work together when the police make a critical error in dealing with Kalil.

Heller and Audrey take drastic action in the hopes of avoiding the impending trial.

Driscoll makes a deal with Chloe to get her out of the way, while the Araz family faces another problem in their cover-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510175751 +0000" stop="20260510184149 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Jack initiates a fierce gun battle with the terrorists as he races to rescue Heller and Audrey before the military strike begins.

Dina questions her own dedication to their cause when her husband reveals his plans for Behrooz.

Driscoll and Curtis uncover new evidence that points to an even bigger attack by the terrorists.

Audrey has an awkward meeting with her husband, and Heller butts heads once again with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184149 +0000" stop="20260510192550 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jack takes Audrey to ID the man she recognized at the compound, but the terrorists get there soon after and pin them down. Jack must call on an old friend to help him escape.

Heller puts Edgar in charge of dealing with the nuclear override, while Driscoll's daughter takes a turn for the worse.

Dina is wounded when she helps Behrooz flee from Navi. Navi's boss orders him to kill his wife and son before the day is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192550 +0000" stop="20260510200951 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jack and Audrey hide out with an embittered Tony as Audrey makes a positive ID of the man from the kidnapping.

Marianne successfully diverts suspicion from herself, leading Driscoll to torture the wrong person for information.

Behrooz takes Dina to a hospital for medical attention, but the doctor becomes suspicious of her gunshot wound and phones the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200951 +0000" stop="20260510205307 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony are able to trace Dina's location, but Behrooz slips through their fingers. Dina demands a full pardon for her son in exchange for information on the override device.

Edgar wrestles with his emotions when his mother is trapped in the path of the nuclear fall-out.

Behrooz turns to his uncle for help, but Navi closes in on him before he can get away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205307 +0000" stop="20260510213702 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Audrey places herself in a compromising position when she and Jack learn of her husband's possible involvement with the terrorists.

Marianne offers Curtis information on the location of the override device in exchange for a lighter sentence, but the tables soon turn and Curtis discovers that there's another player in the game.

Sarah bargains for a stronger position at CTU, while Tony takes charge of the interrogation of Dina and Behrooz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213702 +0000" stop="20260510222042 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jack and Curtis finally learn the location of the override device. They try to trap the architect of the terrorist strike before the remaining nuclear plants go critical.

Tony pushes Dina to reveal more of her knowledge of Marwan, while Driscoll faces another personal crisis with her daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222042 +0000" stop="20260510230441 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul visit the defense contractor who employed Marwan, but the company executives put their own interests ahead of CTU's and take major steps to destroy evidence.

After a grief-stricken Driscoll relinquishes her command, Heller appoints Tony as interim director to oversee the latest crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230441 +0000" stop="20260510234841 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul enlist civilian help when they must fight off soldiers sent to kill them by McLennan-Forster.

Tensions flair between Tony and Michelle as she assumes command of CTU. Sarah tests Michelle's authority by giving her an ultimatum.

Audrey reevaluates her feelings for Jack, while Marwan sets the next phase of his plan in motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234841 +0000" stop="20260511003211 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns the identity of a man who may be able to lead him to Marwan. He forces Dina to help him in a mock hostage situation that will get him close to the suspect.

Michelle calls on Chloe for help when Edgar begins to crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Audrey stands by as a gravely wounded Paul is taken into surgery.

Marwan's plan continues as his henchman uses an unwilling pilot to gain access to an airfield.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003211 +0000" stop="20260511011521 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Marwan decides to trade Jack for Behrooz in hopes of distracting CTU from his real objective.

Tony and Michelle weigh the consequences of the trade, while Curtis reluctantly interrogates Behrooz in order to learn more about Marwan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011521 +0000" stop="20260511015915 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S04E16</title>
    <desc>CTU raids Marwan's hideout, but he manages to slip through their fingers. Luckily, Jack locates a lead that may help him identify Marwan's next target.

Tony becomes suspicious of Michelle's personal life, while Audrey reunites with Paul and learns the extent of his injuries.

Anderson closes in on his quarry, as President Keeler searches for words that will comfort the American public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015915 +0000" stop="20260511024314 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike pushes for the Vice-President to be sworn into office as the White House waits for news of Keeler's fate.

Two innocent bystanders are dragged into the fight as Jack and Marwan both pursue a briefcase that contains the launch codes for America's nuclear arsenal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024314 +0000" stop="20260511032627 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Curtis brings in a suspect who has critical information about Marwan's next strike. Michelle orders Curtis to use harsh methods to interrogate the suspect, but things get complicated when Marwan sends a lawyer to defend his rights.

Logan's advisors begin to worry as he continues to exhibit fear in the face of the ongoing terrorist threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032627 +0000" stop="20260511041028 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe is unexpectedly thrust into fieldwork when a woman reports that her boyfriend may be part of the terrorist conspiracy.

Jack and Curtis find their latest efforts to trap Marwan thwarted by the Secret Service, who have orders to arrest Jack for insubordination.

Mike calls on ex-President David Palmer for help as Logan continues to display a lack of leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041028 +0000" stop="20260511045429 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After Logan authorizes Palmer to take charge of the crisis, Palmer sanctions Jack and Curtis to infiltrate the Chinese Embassy on a covert operation to capture a suspect.

Tony and Michelle continue to bump into each other's personal lives, while Buchanan expresses anger at being kept out of the mission.

Jack faces Audrey's wrath when a medical dilemma places Paul's life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045429 +0000" stop="20260511053830 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S04E21</title>
    <desc>CTU scrambles to forge an alibi when a Chinese representative produces evidence of American involvement in the raid on their embassy.

Audrey gives Jack the cold shoulder, while Palmer and Logan clash over the consequences of Palmer's decisions.

Jack and Curtis close in on Marwan as the countdown for the missile launch moves ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053830 +0000" stop="20260511062156 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack finds that his efforts to bargain with Marwan for the location of the missile strike are futile.

Heller pushes his son for information when CTU discovers that he may have had contact with Marwan before the attacks.

Logan finds himself in the middle of a power struggle between Palmer and the ambitious Speaker of the House.

Tony and Michelle explore their rekindled passion for each other, but their hopes for the future may be short-lived when a familiar player enters the game and takes a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062156 +0000" stop="20260511070546 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mandy uses Tony as leverage to try to force Michelle to aid in her escape.

A Chinese security operative captures and interrogates one of the CTU agents involved in the raid on the embassy.

Palmer and Logan argue over the option of evacuating all major cities that may be targets for the missile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070546 +0000" stop="20260511074934 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As the missile speeds toward its destination, Mandy cuts a deal with Jack and the President to give up Marwan's location in exchange for a full pardon on all of her crimes.

Tony and Michelle share a happy reunion, but Jack finds his relationship with Audrey shattered as she makes her feelings known.

Logan's advisor suggests a drastic course of action when the Chinese government demands that Jack be handed over to them for trial. Palmer tries desperately to warn Jack of the danger against him.

Jack's life changes forever as Tony, Michelle and Chloe help him to evade the trap set for him by Secret Service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074934 +0000" stop="20260511083205 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S05E01</title>
    <desc>18 months have passed since the events of Day 4. With the exception of David Palmer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler and Chloe O'Brian, the world believes that Jack Bauer is dead. Jack is living near L.A. under the name of Frank Flynn, working on an oil rig and living with Diane Huxley and her teenage son, Derek.

In L.A., David Palmer is visiting his brother Wayne, when he is killed by an assassin's bullet. As CTU scrambles to gather more information, an exploding car bomb kills Michelle and injures Tony. Chloe is also pursued by an unknown figure, but she eludes him and manages to contact Jack for help.

President Charles Logan and his wife Martha are visiting L.A. and are planning to sign an important arms treaty with the president of Russia. Martha seems to be unstable and is badly shaken by the news of Palmer's murder. Logan refuses to heed CTU's warnings of possible danger and call off the summit.

Jack is forced to take Derek along for the ride as he meets with Chloe and fights off a group of men who want him killed. He forces one of the men to confess that Jack has been deliberately framed for the murders of Palmer and Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083205 +0000" stop="20260511091713 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe infiltrate Wayne Palmer's penthouse where David Palmer was assassinated, in the hopes of finding a clue to his murder. Jack convinces Wayne to cooperate and finds some information in Palmer's memoirs that leads him to the airport where the Russian president is about to land. 

CTU and Secret Service attempt to capture Jack, but they only find Chloe as Jack and Derek slip through their grasp. 

Martha tries to convince her husband that she received an important phone call from Palmer the night before his death, but a tape of their conversation seems to contradict her claims. 

Jack goes to the airport to find a lead, but a group of renegade Russian terrorists take hostages, including Derek, before he can act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091713 +0000" stop="20260511100035 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jack conceals himself inside the airport hanger and surveys the Russian separatists, feeding information to Curtis and his assault team. 

The terrorists begin executing hostages in an attempt to make Logan cave into their demands. 

Martha discovers that all traces of her conversation with Palmer may not have been erased.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100035 +0000" stop="20260511104419 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jack is captured by the terrorists, who use Derek as leverage to force him to compromise CTU's assault operation. 

Logan refuses to give into the terrorist demands as the time of the co-signing of the treaty draws near. Martha tries to tell her husband of the evidence she uncovered about her phone call with Palmer, but Walt interferes with her efforts. 

A new representative from District arrives at CTU and begins to undermine Buchanan's authority.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104419 +0000" stop="20260511112833 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack returns to CTU and has an emotional reunion with Audrey, while Curtis tracks the Russians and the stolen nerve gas. 

Walt sends in a hit man to silence Jack. 

Chloe discovers that Spencer has his own agenda at CTU. 

Walt convinces Logan to have Martha institutionalized when she tells them of the attack on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112833 +0000" stop="20260511121240 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts Mike and asks for a secret meeting in hopes of gathering evidence against Walt. 

Martha begs Aaron for help, while a desperate Walt tries to force Logan to aid him in his complicity with the terrorists. 

Buchanan butts heads with Lynn over a decision to violate the president's orders, while the Russians attempt to escape with the nerve gas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121240 +0000" stop="20260511125556 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks down a man who has a connection to the terrorists. Logan is forced to grant him immunity in exchange for information on their whereabouts. 

Mike and Martha argue over Logan's public response to Walt's involvement with the Russians. 

Lynn is drawn away from his post by a personal crisis as the terrorists come closer to striking against the U.S.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125556 +0000" stop="20260511134004 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jack poses as Rossler and manages to trace one of the canisters of nerve gas, but he goes against orders from the president when the terrorists target a shopping mall. 

Logan and Martha quarrel when she learns of her husband's intention to cover up the real reason for Walt's suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134004 +0000" stop="20260511142345 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Lynn orders Curtis to take Jack into custody for violating presidential orders, but Jack breaks away from Curtis when Nathanson contacts him through Audrey and offers information on the location of the nerve gas.

Lynn begins to unleash on his coworkers as he discovers that they may be working against him to aid Jack.

The head of the terrorists makes a demand on Logan, and Martha takes a dangerous step to get her husband's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142345 +0000" stop="20260511150753 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Logan wrestles with his conscience when he learns that Martha is riding in the motorcade with the Suvarovs. 

Audrey convinces Curtis to take action as Lynn continues to abuse his authority. 

Jack learns that an ex CTU agent, Christopher Henderson, works for a company which is connected with the nerve gas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150753 +0000" stop="20260511155104 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Jack interrogates Henderson's wife about her husband's connection to the terrorists. 

Lynn begs his sister to return his stolen keycard, while Tony regains consciousness and learns of Michelle's fate. 

Martha gives Logan the cold shoulder, while Curtis tracks another nerve gas attack to a local hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155104 +0000" stop="20260511163422 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jack takes Henderson to CTU for questioning. Once there, he faces an unhappy reunion with his daughter, Kim. 

Mike appeals to Martha for help as Logan faces pressure from his Vice-President to declare martial law on L.A. 

Lynn connects the theft of his keycard to an impending strike on CTU, but his warning comes too late to stop a terrorist from infiltrating the building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163422 +0000" stop="20260511171830 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Lynn must take action when they discover that the nerve gas is breaking through the protective seals that are keeping the CTU survivors alive. 

Chloe wrestles with her grief over Edgar's death, while Tony contemplates revenge against Henderson. 

Martha bolster's Logan's spirit as he wavers under more political pressure from Gardner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171830 +0000" stop="20260511180238 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Jack bargains with a German intelligence agent in order to find the woman who can lead him to Bierko. 

Buchanan chafes against the new chain of command as Homeland Security prepares to take over CTU operations. 

Aaron receives a request for a secret meeting from Wayne Palmer, as Logan implements martial law in L.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180238 +0000" stop="20260511184648 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Audrey for answers when evidence indicates that she may be involved with the terrorists. 

Wayne and Aaron flee from a group of gunmen who have orders from Henderson to kill them. 

Bierko and his men gain access to a natural gas plant, where they plan to distribute the nerve gas throughout L.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184648 +0000" stop="20260511192956 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Wayne locate a source inside Logan's administration who has information on Palmer's assassination. But things get complicated when they learn that Henderson is using leverage to keep her silent. 

Audrey is forced to choose between Chloe and Buchanan as Homeland Security begins to absorb CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192956 +0000" stop="20260511201403 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jack and Wayne locate a recording that definitively proves Logan's involvement in the terrorist conspiracy, but Henderson corners them in the hopes of destroying the incriminating tape. 

Logan tries to cover his tracks by issuing a warrant for Jack's arrest. 

Audrey contacts her father for help, while Chloe gives her cover while helping Jack evade CTU.</desc>
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    <title>Argus - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land - S04E21</title>
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    <title>I Do Do - S04E22</title>
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    <title>The Fabian Strategy - S05E01</title>
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    <title>When It Rains, It Pours - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Let's Stay Together - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Reaganing - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Brooklyn Without Limits - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Christmas Attack Zone - S05E10</title>
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    <title>¡Qué Sorpresa! - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Everything Sunny All the Time Always - S05E22</title>
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    <title>Dance Like Nobody's Watching - S06E01</title>
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    <title>The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (1) - S06E06</title>
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    <title>The Tuxedo Begins - S06E08</title>
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    <title>Leap Day - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky - S06E10</title>
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    <title>The Shower Principle - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A curse strikes "TGS." Liz dares to be different after realizing that the same things happen every year, and Jack vows to wow Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing Left to Lose - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Murphy Brown Lied to Us - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Queen of Jordan II: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper - S06E20</title>
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    <title>The Return of Avery Jessup - S06E21</title>
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    <title>What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? - S06E22</title>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The "TGS" gang returns from hiatus, only to be shocked by Jack's awful fall programming lineup. Meanwhile, bridezilla Jenna taps Liz to be her maid of honor, and Tracy is invited to a dinner party by Kenneth and Hazel.</desc>
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    <title>Governor Dunston - S07E02</title>
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    <title>Stride of Pride - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Liz works to prove to Tracy that women are funny while simultaneously attempting to head off a meltdown from Jenna after some negative publicity. Meanwhile, Jack tries out an unconventional dating strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Unwindulax - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Liz and Jack find themselves battling to influence voters in the upcoming presidential election. Meanwhile, as Jenna goes to great lengths to please her new fan base, the writers seek out new ways to mess with her.</desc>
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    <title>There's No I in America - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Jenna could decide the Presidential election, Liz and Jack stage a debate to win her support and her followers. Kenneth turns to Tracy for advice on how to be an informed voter, while Pete tries to recreate the magic of the 2008 election.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Mazel Tov, Dummies! - S07E07</title>
    <desc>After an encounter with Dennis Duffy, Liz and Criss decide to take drastic measures to start a family. As Liz looks toward the future, Jack and Jenna evaluate their own self-worth, and Tracy laments a shocking medical diagnosis.</desc>
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    <title>My Whole Life Is Thunder - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Game Over - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Jack asks Devin Banks to help him discredit Kaylie Hooper, Jack's teenage nemesis and KableTown's future CEO. Liz considers her options as she tries to become a mother. Tracy directs Octavia Spencer in his movie.</desc>
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    <title>Florida - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Jack persuades Liz to go to Florida with him, they make a shocking discovery about his mother. Jenna and Tracy assume responsibility for the show in Liz's absence, resulting in disaster for Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>A Goon's Deed in a Weary World - S07E11</title>
    <desc>As her new kids arrive, Liz scrambles to save "TGS" from cancellation, while Jack finds the network a new president.</desc>
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    <title>Hogcock! - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Liz has trouble adjusting to being a stay-at-home mother. Jack takes stock of his life, and Tracy struggles to get on without Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Blind Date - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jack the Writer - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Jack-Tor - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack is determined to act in a sketch on the show. Liz suspects Tracy may be illiterate and Frank and Toofer are busy tricking Jenna into thinking she is on the verge of being fired.</desc>
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    <title>Jack Meets Dennis - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Tracy Does Conan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's a star showdown when a dazed and confused Tracy bumps Jenna from her scheduled appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" which sends both actors into a tailspin. Meanwhile, Liz realizes she needs to break up with Dennis.</desc>
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    <title>The Break-Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At the urging of everyone, Liz finally breaks up with Dennis, but the path back to "single and loving it" proves to be filled with unforeseen obstacles. Meanwhile, Jack is having relationship problems, and Tracy and Toofer clash over negative African American stereotypes.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Show - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Rural Juror - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Head and the Hair - S01E11</title>
    <desc>There are some new power players around when Jack and Kenneth the page switch roles for the day and Liz finds herself clicking with a gorgeous hunk.</desc>
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    <title>Black Tie - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Up All Night - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The C Word - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Being the boss isn't all it's cracked up to be when Liz overhears the writers discussing her management style, as they call her an offensive word. Meanwhile, Jack tries to impress CEO Don Geiss at a charity golf tournament by bringing Tracy along.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Ball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>It's negotiation time, and Jack plans to teach Liz a thing or two about how to handle Josh's new contract. Jenna makes several big publicity mistakes and Kenneth becomes a member of Tracy's entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Source Awards - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Fighting Irish - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Family matters move front and center when Jack is reunited with his down-and-out brother and Liz has a tough time making staff cutbacks. Meanwhile, Tracy is on the search for a church and asks everyone for advice.</desc>
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    <title>Fireworks - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Corporate Crush - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air, but Liz is concerned when Jack takes an overwhelming interest in her new boyfriend Floyd. Meanwhile, Don Geiss takes the microwave department away from Jack after a disastrous "fireworks" display, but Jack becomes distracted when he meets Phoebe, a British woman who works at an art gallery.</desc>
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    <title>Cleveland - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Hiatus - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Tracy, on the run from the Black Crusaders, goes into hiding with Kenneth's cousin Jessie. Meanwhile, the pressure is on Liz to make the show work after Jack's mother arrives and Jack ends up in the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the cast and crew of "TGS with Tracy Jordan" returns for a new season, Liz is excited to see Jack again. However, her excitement quickly fades as Jack insists that Liz is still not over Floyd. Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld shows up at Jack's office upset after Jack announces his newest plan. Finally, Kenneth becomes Tracy's office wife when Tracy separates from Angie and Jenna returns to set a whole lot heavier now that she has been involved in Mystic Pizza: The Musical!.</desc>
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    <title>Jack Gets in the Game - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Rosemary's Baby - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Liz meets her longtime idol, Rosemary Howard, and invites her to be a guest writer on "TGS with Tracy Jordan." However, Rosemary's ideas turn out to be too much for the show, prompting Jack to pressure Liz to fire her. Meanwhile, Jack takes Tracy to a therapist to explain to him why he must do the opposite of what he is told, and Jenna ruins Kenneth's page jacket, causing him to compete in a page-off to keep his job.</desc>
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    <title>Greenzo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's time for Kenneth's annual house party, but he may be the only one excited about it. To help with turnout, Tracy spreads rumors until the party gets out of hand. Meanwhile, Jack deals with NBC's new environmentally-friendly mascot, whose new-found stardom goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Somebody to Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jack falls for a congresswoman he meets at a cocktail party and despite the fact that they hold opposite views, the couple agrees to put politics aside and have a secret affair. Meanwhile, Liz believes her Middle Eastern neighbor might be a terrorist.</desc>
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    <title>Cougars - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As part of his community service, Tracy must coach a little league team. All goes well until Jack takes interest in the team and turmoil starts from there. Meanwhile, Liz is asked out on a date by the new coffee boy, who thinks Liz is actually younger than she truly is.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S02E08</title>
    <desc>C.C. and Jack face a block in their relationship when C.C. decides to go public about the affair but Jack refuses. Meanwhile, Liz struggles to keep both Tracy and Jenna happy when the two find it hard to share the spotlight, while Frank makes fun of Toofer’s Harvard education with bizarre results.</desc>
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    <title>Ludachristmas - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack gets attached to Liz's nurturing parents because they provide the love and support he never got from his mom. The staffers get ready for their raunchy holiday party, but Kenneth changes their plans at the last minute.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and C.C. try to make their long distance romance work, Liz decides to invest in real estate, and Kenneth becomes addicted to caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <title>Subway Hero - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a train and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party.</desc>
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    <title>Succession - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Don decides to promote Jack and make him his successor over Devon, Jack decides to give his old job to Liz because she always has his back. However, a turn of events concerning Don's health compromises Jack's promotion. Meanwhile, Tracy worries that his son is embarrassed by him and decides to create a pornographic video game.</desc>
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    <title>Sandwich Day - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Floyd stays at Liz's place overnight when his flight is canceled. Meanwhile, Jack is demoted to the 12th floor, causing him to question his future status at the company. Finally, the staff celebrates Annual Sandwich Day with mysterious sandwiches from a secret location in Brooklyn.</desc>
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    <title>Cooter - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack moves on to a new job involving politics in Washington, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a summer job, and Tracy works on his latest invention.</desc>
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    <title>Do-Over - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to keep the TGS staff from ruining her chances at adoption when an evaluator drops by the job. Jack is back at 30 Rock to reclaim his position from Devon Banks, but quickly learns the task won't be easy when he is given a sizable demotion.</desc>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On a flight back from Chicago, Liz spills her soul to Oprah Winfrey. Meanwhile, Tracy and Jenna butt heads as they try to determine whose life is harder and Jack's morality is tested by Kenneth after an Olympics snafu.</desc>
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    <title>The One with the Cast of “Night Court” - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Liz and Jenna's free-spirited friend Claire visits New York and falls hard for Jack. Meanwhile, Kenneth, distressed over the new page uniforms, turns to Tracy who cheers him up with a surprise involving the cast of "Night Court."</desc>
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    <title>Gavin Volure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eccentric businessman Gavin Volure becomes enamored with Liz. Meanwhile, Tracy fears his kids may have sinister plans and Kenneth entrusts Jack to invest his savings in Gavin's business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Every cat in the neighbourhood is afraid of Gaby, the reporter cat. She's always snooping for scoops and taking photos of cats in awkward moments.</desc>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Pilou tracks down the case of Fleur's missing flowers.</desc>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Straight Cholo - S05E02</title>
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    <title>It's About to Get Ugly - S05E03</title>
    <desc>With all seven participants embedded in the facility, some struggle to maintain their distance from one another; one participant threatens to bring the whole program to an abrupt end.</desc>
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    <title>Y'All Thought I Was Nice - S05E04</title>
    <desc>As the participants begin to focus on their missions, some find early success while others are met with immediate interference; Sheriff Lamb is forced to make a tough decision.</desc>
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    <title>Liars &amp; Thieves - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The participants are tested by thieves and the racial politics of jail, forcing them to become either targets and victims, or threats and aggressors.</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like a Rat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>David climbs the ranks in the pod and struggles to remember what side he is on; Abner is tested when one of his own commits an offense; the women suspect that they are being unfairly targeted by the DOs.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Swing First - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Pick a Side - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Loose Lips Sink Ships - S05E09</title>
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    <title>You Don’t Belong Here - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When a participant's cover is blown, Sheriff Lamb and his team must decide whether to end the program early or risk the lives of the remaining participants.</desc>
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    <title>Season 5 Reunion - S05E11</title>
    <desc>For the first time, all seven participants will meet with the sheriff and his team to discuss the craziest moments from their time in the Pinal County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Should Have Stayed a Fan - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When newly-elected Sheriff Jonathan W. Horton takes office and finds his jail in dire need of reform, he enlists the help of seven innocent civilians to go undercover as inmates to uncover intel on the issues that plague the facility in order to clean up the Etowah County Detention Center.</desc>
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    <title>Full Frontal - S06E02</title>
    <desc>With five participants already embedded in the jail, one of them drops out as others give the distress signal, leaving the Sheriff and his team wondering if completing the 60 Days In program is even possible at this facility.</desc>
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    <title>Fresh Meat - S06E03</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants enter the Etowah County Detention Center, many of the others struggle to remain in the program.</desc>
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    <title>Program in Peril - S06E04</title>
    <desc>With multiple participants already tapped out and another breaking all the rules, the program at the Etowah County Detention Center is at risk of failure, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to take drastic measures.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day Mayhem - S06E05</title>
    <desc>On Mother's Day, the women in the female pod are blindsided by a returning officer, while a new participant enters the men's pod in an attempt to save the program.</desc>
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    <title>Squat and Cough - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Following the events of Mother's Day, Ashley, Shanese and Jennifer struggle against demons of all kinds, while the men are challenged by new cellmates.</desc>
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    <title>Stabbed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As Alex reaches a turning point, Ashley and Jennifer turn on Shanese while a competition develops between Dennis and another participant.</desc>
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    <title>Shanks and Signals - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining participants are left reeling after an inmate is shanked at the Etowah County Detention Center; one more volunteer drops out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>They Know - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With only four participants left, the remaining men vie for status in the pod; Ashley fears the female inmates know she's a police officer, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to make a difficult decision.</desc>
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    <title>Was It Enough? - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Tony and Dennis try to get their hands on drugs, while Jennifer strives to save a troubled inmate. But will they have enough information for Sheriff Horton to fix his broken facility?</desc>
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    <title>Special Ops - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Etowah County was the most challenging jail in “60 Days In” history, with the phase one participants gathering more information than ever before. Now, in an unexpected move, Sheriff Horton is sending five additional participants into the facility for 30 days to see how far the facility has come.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Talk About Mark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants embed in the facility, reality sets in for the special ops team, and Tony gets right back to work.</desc>
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    <title>Girls Next Door - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Heather and Vanessa are left reeling after two violent situations are mishandled by the officers; Tony and Donovan get to work searching for drugs and contraband.</desc>
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    <title>Champagne on Ice - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Tony butts heads with another pod boss; Donovan continues his quest for chew; Vanessa gets a dangerous new cellmate; Heather's relationship with Betsy escalates.</desc>
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    <title>Pushed to the Limit - S06E15</title>
    <desc>While Donovan and Tony push well outside their comfort zone, the women witness things that bring them both to tears.</desc>
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    <title>Moment of Truth - S06E16</title>
    <desc>With the program winding down and suspicions on the rise, Sheriff Horton performs one final shakedown to gauge how far his jail has come since he first took office.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>The Phase One participants reunite to relive their time in the Etowah County Detention Center, air grievances, and find out who really had each other's back.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Phase Two participants revisit their time in the Etowah County Detention Center; Tony answers to both Phase One and Phase Two for some of his more questionable deeds.</desc>
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    <title>Re-incarcerated - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Henry County, Georgia, where Reginald B. Scandrett is the first African American Sheriff presiding over the Henry County Jail. A new breed of participants enter the program and encounter unprecedented challenges in Sheriff Scandrett's jail.</desc>
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    <title>Twenty-Three and One - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As new participants enter the Henry County jail, they discover that the conditions in the quarantine pods are far harsher than their previous experiences in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Quarantine Chaos - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Scandrett faces a challenge when the conditions of the quarantine pods take a serious toll on the participants that risk the success of the program. Meanwhile, Rose witnesses a disturbing medical emergency and Darius catches on to a fellow participant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510181501 +0000" stop="20260510185758 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say No to Drugs - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The final participant enters the program while the others confront new challenges around drugs, COVID, and intense inmates.</desc>
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    <title>General Population - S07E05</title>
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    <title>The Gambit - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions mount throughout the jail as the participants reckon with old habits while trying to stay on task.</desc>
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    <title>Pain, Pads &amp; Police - S07E07</title>
    <desc>General population proves to be no walk in the park as the participants deal with shake downs, a flooded pod, unwanted attention, and dirty laundry.</desc>
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    <title>Who Runs the Pod? - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A new inmate enters the men’s pod and begins rustling everyone’s feathers.</desc>
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    <title>Inmate or Civilian - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Rose grapples with devastating news while Trinity encourages the women to find positive ways to express themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Never Going Back - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Carlos learns why he was removed from the program early; Darius struggles to keep peace in the pod; The serenity within the women's pod is shattered; the three remaining participants meet with the sheriff to debrief him on what they've discovered.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When the participants reunite to discuss the highs and lows of their re-incarceration in the Henry County Jail, explosive arguments erupt within the group.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The participants press Sheriff Scandrett and his team on the difficult conditions they endured during their time in the Henry County Jail, and Shaquille O'Neal makes a surprise appearance.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Pitt County - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Pitt County Detention Center in North Carolina to begin their 60 days inside the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Nope! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>As two more participants enter Pitt County Detention Center, some may already be wavering on their commitment to make it through quarantine.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Gen Pop - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jamil and Steven enter general population, and as a new volunteer enters the Pitt County Detention Center, another participant questions their decision to continue with the program.</desc>
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    <title>You Can Die in a Place Like This - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Suspicions mount and pressure builds as the participants try to focus on their missions and keep their cover.</desc>
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    <title>Sheriff... We Have A Problem - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Chaos ensues in both the Men's and the Women's pods, leaving Sheriff Dance concerned with the state of the program.</desc>
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    <title>New Clown, Same Circus - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Dance meets the two new volunteers before Orion enters the program. Jamil and Drip go head-to-head while constant aggression in the women's pod force. Brittany and Sara to try to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Didn't Raise No Punk Bitch - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The last new participant Kendra embeds while Orion loses his cool with a CO. Accusations of stealing leads to chaos within the women's pod and one participant seemingly gives up on the mission.</desc>
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    <title>Pill Trades, Drug Raids - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining participants encounter obstacles while trying to fulfill their missions as drugs run rampant throughout PCDC, resulting in a full shakedown.</desc>
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    <title>One Pill Too Many - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Orion moves to a new pod and is forced to make a tough choice, Jamil faces an old foe, Brittany loses her patience with Candace, a vicious fight breaks out between two inmates which affects Kendra and Brittany, while Sara's new roommate threatens the sobriety of the pod.</desc>
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    <title>To the Bitter End - S08E10</title>
    <desc>As each participant nears the end of the program, Jamil tries a new tactic; Brittany reconciles with her roomie; Orion's old cellmate gets into a brutal fight; officers raid one cell, which pleases Kendra but puts Sara in the crosshairs.</desc>
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    <title>After the 60 Days (1) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>After the remaining participant leaves the program, the Sheriff and her staff process how to implement the feedback as the inmates continue serving their time.</desc>
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    <title>After the 60 Days (2) - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The participants have left the program, cameras remain to document changes being implemented throughout Pitt County Detention Center, and the raid expands to the men's unit which takes the inmates by surprise.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>In part one of the season 8 reunion, sparks fly and tempers flare as host Mona Scott-Young grills the original six participants, who reunite with Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart for the first time since leaving the 60 Days In program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>In part two of the season 8 reunion, Orion and Kendra are revealed to everyone and tensions boil over when Jacob goes head to head with the other participants. Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart reveal what lies ahead for PCDC.</desc>
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    <title>No Tap Outs - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Mike Smith prepares seven volunteers to go inside the Utah County Jail to reveal all the problems that have been out of sight.</desc>
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    <title>Cover Story Chaos - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Utah County Jail to begin their 60 days undercover.</desc>
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    <title>You Thought You Had a Friend - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Scarlett, Daniel, and Corey try to find their way in The Utah County Jail. Daniel makes careless mistakes that could put him in danger, while Scarlett is troubled by a bossy trustee. Corey's sexuality becomes a source of conflict but a new cellmate in Gen Pop offers him acceptance. And while newcomer Nina is at risk of not taking jail seriously enough, ex-con Fabian remembers the horrors of jail all too well.</desc>
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    <title>Tooth Crack Down - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Three more participants enter general population as Corey's dental distress sends him over the edge.</desc>
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    <title>Complimentary Shanks &amp; Lockdowns - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The team struggles to adapt to life inside and as the final participant enters the jail, the pact is already broken.</desc>
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    <title>Jail Lunacy - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The desolate reality of jail continues to challenge the team, causing a second participant to give the emergency signal.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Clippers - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As the team continues its time in jail, some participants navigate their new surroundings while another finds it too much to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Celly Suspicions - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Conflicts with inmates and growing suspicion spells trouble for the team, and one participant is moved out of the pod.</desc>
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    <title>Surging Suspicions - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As a new participant enters the jail, the rest of the team is at their breaking point, which leads to a dangerous discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I'm an Inmate Now - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The Sheriff's team takes unprecedented measures to protect Daniel when his true identity is discovered by the deputies, while Qwell discovers inmates are hiding substances in the greenhouse, and an incident in the women's pod causes Nina and Scarlett to sever their bond as teammates.</desc>
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    <title>Boundaries and Thorns - S09E11</title>
    <desc>With the end of the program drawing near, the participants struggle to tie up loose ends, fend off suspicion, and face real problems in the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Tour - S09E12</title>
    <desc>After the remaining participants are released, they meet with Sheriff Smith and his team to discuss their time inside the Utah County Jail and find out which team members finished the program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Now that all the participants have left, they sit down with the Sheriff and his team to reflect on necessary changes they hope will be made at the Utah County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Top 50 of 60 - S09E14</title>
    <desc>For nine gripping seasons, "60 Days In" has sent brave participants undercover in some of America's most dangerous jails. We are counting down the top 50 participants to ever get locked up for the "60 Days In" program!</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509203358 +0000" stop="20260509212138 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
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    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
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    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
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    <desc>The oceanic whitetip shark is infamous for attacking shipwreck survivors. On land, packs of feral dogs are becoming a serious threat to human life.</desc>
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    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
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    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050633 +0000" stop="20260510055225 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055225 +0000" stop="20260510063400 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
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    <desc>Natalie doesn't want to unpack into Mike's smelly closet. Yara learns more about Jovi. Amira's dad confronts Andrew. Zied arrives in the US to questions from Rebecca's family. Hazel meets Tarik's daughter. Stephanie and Ryan get into a heated fight.</desc>
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    <title>You So Bad Boy - S08E07</title>
    <desc>A wild night gets Brandon and Julia into trouble. Zied's first night doesn't go as planned. Mike feels insulted by Natalie. Yara worries she might be pregnant. Amira is released from custody. Hazel finds out Tarik has been texting their ex.</desc>
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    <title>Unsure and Insecure - S08E08</title>
    <desc>In Belize, Stephanie tests Ryan. Natalie faces Mike's mom. Julia gives Brandon an ultimatum. Jovi's drinking interrupts Yara's big news. Andrew has another idea to get Amira into the US.</desc>
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    <title>The No Bang Theory - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Brandon stands up to his parents. Jovi doesn't believe Yara's pregnant. Mike refuses to plan the wedding. Tarik and Hazel look for a third. Zied learns about Rebecca's ex. Andrew wants Amira to try again. Stephanie admits her secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Devil's Work - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Natalie try therapy. Jovi's dad questions Yara. Tarik and Hazel worry about Harrey. Stephanie upsets Ryan with her psychic's prediction. Andrew has another plan. Rebecca is jealous when Zied gets female attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511072427 +0000" stop="20260511085008 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Party - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Julia thinks she's pregnant. Stephanie and Ryan have an explosive fight. Natalie demands answers. Jovi upsets Yara at their engagement party. Rebecca worries that Zied will change his mind. Tarik and Hazel pursue finding a girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>About Last Night - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Yara gives Jovi an ultimatum; Tarik and Hazel's ex causes new issues; Betty invites herself dress shopping; Natalie attempts to move forward; Zied makes new demands; Amira feels pressured to go to Serbia; Ryan's cousin joins Stephanie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101549 +0000" stop="20260511114130 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive but Never Forget - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Natalie almost gets what she wants; Brandon and Julia argue about the wedding; things get wild at Jovi's bachelor party; Hazel worries Tarik has feelings for their ex; Zied threatens to go back home; Stephanie gets serious with Harris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114130 +0000" stop="20260511130712 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into Your Arms - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Natalie panics when Mike gets cold feet. Yara wants to go home. Rebecca questions Zied's intentions. Tarik breaks Hazel's trust. Stephanie considers a future with Harris. Amira changes her mind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511130712 +0000" stop="20260511143253 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Me or Leave Me - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jovi and Yara head to Vegas; Natalie flees Sequim; Brandon and Julia move up the wedding; Stephanie and Harris contemplate the future; Rebecca feels lost before her wedding; Hazel comes out to her family and enjoys her bachelorette party.</desc>
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    <title>Second Guessing - S08E16</title>
    <desc>The 90 days are up for the Americans and their foreign fiances, and they must marry or go back home; Mike and Natalie have only 24 hours to make their own decision; in Vegas Jovi gets pre-wedding jitters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155834 +0000" stop="20260511172415 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Comes Love - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Jovi and Elvis wait for Yara at the altar; it's day 90 for Mike and Natalie; Amira reaches her breaking point with Andrew; Stephanie is ready to start over with Harris; Jovi and Yara welcome their new baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511172415 +0000" stop="20260511185556 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell All (1) - S08E18</title>
    <desc>90 Day Fiance couples come together for the first time. Yara is upset to learn more about Jovi's bachelor party. The real reason for Mike's hesitancy about marrying Natalie is revealed. Amira refuses to speak with Andrew, who has come seeking closure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185556 +0000" stop="20260511193831 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell All (2) - S08E19</title>
    <desc>While Andrew continues to fight to talk to Amira, she reveals new details about their relationship. Tarik and Hazel come face-to-face with their ex, Minty. Natalie confronts the woman she thinks Mike may have cheated with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511193831 +0000" stop="20260511210604 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ketchup to My Mustard - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Divorced dad Bilal plans to test his fiancee when she arrives. Kara heads to the Dominican Republic to pick up her young beau, Guillermo. Jibri hopes to sway his Serbian love to stay in his hometown. After two years, Emily welcomes Kobe to meet their son.</desc>
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    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509203303 +0000" stop="20260509211422 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flock - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy and Indra must defuse a tense situation. Old friends make new allegiances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509211422 +0000" stop="20260509215652 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Sacrifice - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Sheidheda makes his move. A Disciple goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509215652 +0000" stop="20260509223921 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Etherea - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Where in the universe is Bellamy Blake?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509223921 +0000" stop="20260509232140 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S07E12</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in Sanctum. Clarke, Octavia, Raven and Echo struggle with a new foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509232140 +0000" stop="20260510000336 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510000336 +0000" stop="20260510004555 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004555 +0000" stop="20260510012814 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510012814 +0000" stop="20260510021130 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510021130 +0000" stop="20260510025246 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510025246 +0000" stop="20260510033507 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Skills - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having discovered that Jasper may still be alive, Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty set out on a mission to locate their friend and are shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is determined to get to Earth, and enlists Raven to craft an escape pod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510033507 +0000" stop="20260510041727 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Kills - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510041727 +0000" stop="20260510045825 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Law - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045825 +0000" stop="20260510053928 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight's Last Gleaming - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s newfound romance with Finn is threatened. Octavia suffers a blow to the head and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her. On the Ark, Abby exposes Kane’s plan to reduce the population of the Ark. Jaha and Abby notice a signal and realize at least some of the 100 must still be alive on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053928 +0000" stop="20260510062151 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Sister's Keeper - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads his crew into Grounder territory as they search for Octavia. Raven can't help but notice the deep connection between Finn and Clarke. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Bellamy's and Octavia's childhood on the Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510062151 +0000" stop="20260510070354 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contents Under Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, and Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous procedure in a desperate move to save one of their own. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is removed from the council, and former Chancellor Diana Sydney takes her place. Jaha reveals to Abby that there are not enough drop ships for everyone on the Ark to go down to Earth, and Kane begins to deal with his guilt over his recent decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510070354 +0000" stop="20260510074612 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Trip - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy go on a mission to find supplies for approaching winter. Some of the 100 accidentally eat nuts with powerfully hallucinogenic properties and lose their grasp on reality. Meanwhile, Octavia seizes the opportunity to help a friend escape, and a terrifying event brings Clarke and Bellamy closer. On the Ark, Commander Shumway secretly assigns one of the 100 to kill one of his own, and the treacherous actions of Diane Sydney are revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510074612 +0000" stop="20260510082735 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unity Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn attempt to broker peace with the Grounders but all hell breaks loose when Bellamy, Jasper and Raven show up armed and ready for battle. Octavia and Lincoln grow closer. Meanwhile, tragedy strikes during the Unity Day celebration on the Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082735 +0000" stop="20260510091002 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Become Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murphy returns to camp claiming to have been held captive and tortured by the Grounders, and Clarke and Bellamy have very different opinions on how to handle his return. Octavia sneaks away to find Lincoln and returns with a serious warning for the 100. Meanwhile, a mysterious virus strikes camp forcing many to be quarantined, and Jasper pulls off a heroic move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510091002 +0000" stop="20260510095159 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calm - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With a low food supply at camp, Clarke and Finn lead a group out to hunt for food and wind up in a compromising position. With Finn’s life in danger, Clarke makes a game-changing decision. Meanwhile, Raven makes Bellamy an offer he can’t refuse. On the Ark – Kane risks his life and is reunited with Chancellor Jaha and Abby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510095159 +0000" stop="20260510103423 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn escape one dangerous situation only to find themselves faced with a new enemy. Bellamy makes a heroic move to save Jasper. Raven faces a new danger, and Murphy finally gets his revenge. Meanwhile, those remaining on the Ark are coming to terms with the inevitable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510103423 +0000" stop="20260510111645 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke pleads with Bellamy to do the right thing as conflict on the ground comes to a head. Bellamy forces Octavia to make a difficult decision. Raven and Jasper work against time and Finn makes a bold move. Meanwhile, the situation on the Ark comes to a stunning conclusion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510111645 +0000" stop="20260510115918 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 48 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke is still alone in the white room, frantically trying to make sense of her bizarre surroundings, while the fate of Bellamy, Finn and Raven is still unknown. Lincoln and Octavia’s daring plan is thwarted and an enemy returns. Meanwhile, Abby, Kane and the survivors of the Ark must face physical and moral dilemmas in their dangerous and beautiful new world. Finally, Jaha makes a heroic decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510115918 +0000" stop="20260510124151 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inclement Weather - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A suspicious Clarke confronts President Dante Wallace and demands answers. Kane interrogates one of The 100, and Abby performs emergency surgery. Meanwhile, Octavia resorts to violence to find Lincoln.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510124151 +0000" stop="20260510132416 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reapercussions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Clarke discovers a horrifying project being carried out in Mount Weather’s medical ward, she joins forces with an unlikely ally. After Abby confesses to committing a crime, Kane issues an order to have her brutally punished. Meanwhile, Monty warns a distracted Jasper that Clarke could be in trouble, and Octavia continues to fight for Lincoln.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510132416 +0000" stop="20260510140605 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Many Happy Returns - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being betrayed by someone she thought she could trust, Clarke takes matters into her own hands and proves she’s not going down without a flight. Bellamy, Finn and Murphy race against time to save a stranger. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Raven and Wick while working together, and an unexpected reunion occurs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510140605 +0000" stop="20260510144824 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human Trials - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kane leads a mission to make peace with the Grounders. Meanwhile, Jasper agrees to participate in a risky experiment, Lincoln enters a world of pain and President Dante Wallace issues a warning. Finally, Finn’s search for Clarke takes a violent turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144824 +0000" stop="20260510153057 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of War - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high between Clarke and Finn, while Raven discovers that Mount Weather is interfering with their communication systems. Meanwhile, Jasper and Monty discover the truth about what’s going on at Mount Weather and Octavia comes face-to-face with her worst nightmare. Finally, President Dante Wallace is about to be betrayed by those closest to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153057 +0000" stop="20260510161330 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Into an Abyss - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Abby and Jaha each try to establish their authority, Clarke comes up with a plan to stop the Grounders' attack. At Mount Weather, Jasper, Monty, Miller and Harper plan their escape, as Dr. Tsing and Cage conduct deadly experiments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161330 +0000" stop="20260510165604 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spacewalker - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke returns to Camp Jaha with devastating news. Finn struggles with the aftermath of his actions. Abby gathers information from an unlikely source and prepares for a fight. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Finn and Raven’s relationship on the Ark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165604 +0000" stop="20260510173829 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke strikes a deal with Lexa and Indra. Abby and Kane begin to realize that decision making powers are out of their hands. A seething Raven is unable to control her emotions. A bold move threatens to destroy the newly formed alliance between the sky people and the Grounders, and a familiar face haunts Clarke. Meanwhile, back at Mount Weather, Monty comes up with a risky plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173829 +0000" stop="20260510182034 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survival of the Fittest - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lives are at risk as Clarke and Lexa encounter a new enemy. Bellamy and Lincoln agree to work together to break into Mount Weather. Murphy helps Jaha confront his past. Meanwhile, Indra makes Octavia an offer she can’t refuse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510182034 +0000" stop="20260510190209 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup de Grâce - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Lincoln’s attempt to sneak into Mount Weather has brutal consequences. Abby fights to stay in control as Clarke steps up in her new leadership role. Meanwhile, with Monty and Harper still missing, a desperate Jasper confronts President Wallace and demands answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190209 +0000" stop="20260510194442 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rubicon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Tensions between Clarke and Abby come to a head after Clarke crosses the line. Raven helps Bellamy navigate Mount Weather. Jaha and Murphy encounter a stranger who may not be what she seems. Octavia is prepared to fight for someone she loves. Meanwhile, things reach a breaking point at Mount Weather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194442 +0000" stop="20260510202616 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke begins to question Lexa’s leadership decisions. Abby struggles to help an injured Kane. Indra continues to push Octavia. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Jasper steps up into the role of leader, and Cage throws Maya into a life threatening situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510202616 +0000" stop="20260510210844 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodyguard of Lies - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While preparing for battle, Clarke and Lexa have a heated discussion. Desperate for help, Raven has Wick summoned to the engineering room. Jaha and Murphy encounter a perilous roadblock. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Bellamy is in a race against time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510210844 +0000" stop="20260510215117 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (1) - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Lexa prepare for battle, while Raven and Wick experience a major setback. Meanwhile, Octavia and Lincoln are each forced to make a difficult decision. At Mount Weather, Jasper and Maya witness a horrible act, Bellamy follows through on a promise and Cage goes public with powerful information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215117 +0000" stop="20260510223349 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (2) - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The journey to the City of Light continues, and Jaha makes a move that shocks Murphy. Clarke receives help from an unexpected source, a visitor surprises Octavia, and Lincoln gets his revenge. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Cage moves forward with his mission and Bellamy and the group struggle to break free.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510223349 +0000" stop="20260510231618 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanheda (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three months have passed since the tragedy at Mount Weather and our heroes learn that a bounty has been put on Clarke’s head. Unbeknownst to Clarke, a team led by Bellamy and Kane journeys deep into Grounder territory to save her. Meanwhile, Murphy finds his way to the mansion and discovers a very different Jaha on a very different mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231618 +0000" stop="20260510235845 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanheda (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Kane risk life and limb to rescue Clarke. In an attempt to avoid worrying about her daughter, Abby focuses on whether to open Mount Weather as a medical facility. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235845 +0000" stop="20260511004035 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ye Who Enter Here - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke wrestles with a decision. Bellamy learns that something isn't what it seems. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004035 +0000" stop="20260511012227 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch the Thrones - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers the mastermind behind a devious plan. Kane struggles to keep the peace. Meanwhile, Jasper’s grief drives him to reckless behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511012227 +0000" stop="20260511020409 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hakeldama - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Pike's twisted crusade threatens Clarke's attempts for peace. Raven becomes a target. Murphy tries to conspire against Jaha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511020409 +0000" stop="20260511024542 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitter Harvest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke is torn between vengeance and mercy. Kane and Octavia work together to avert a disaster. Abby continues to worry about Raven.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024542 +0000" stop="20260511032732 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirteen - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lexa tries to maintain peace and order within the clans. Clarke uncovers a strange and game-changing truth. A flashback takes us into the darker chapter of humanity’s past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511032732 +0000" stop="20260511040839 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terms and Conditions - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kane searches for a peaceful way to handle things but soon realizes he may be forced to resort to drastic measures. Pike suspects that there may be a leak within the walls of Arkadia. Raven has a plan and reaches out to Jasper for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040839 +0000" stop="20260511045024 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealing Fire - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers a shocking truth. Octavia is forced to make a decision that could have devastating consequences. Kane and Abby share a moment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511045024 +0000" stop="20260511053006 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jaha employs a terrifying new method to convince Abby to join his cause, Kane is on a mission. Bellamy is hit with a hard truth. Monty finds himself in a precarious situation. Jasper rushes to save one of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511053006 +0000" stop="20260511061157 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermore - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alie forces Raven’s dark side to come out. Jasper’s anger continues to grow. Octavia wrestles with her place in the world. Monty is forced to make a split-second decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061157 +0000" stop="20260511065348 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demons - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha returns to Polis. Murphy has a surprise encounter. Octavia uncovers a clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065348 +0000" stop="20260511073607 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Join or Die - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke is on a mission that could change everything. Murphy gains insight that might prove useful in ensuring his survival. Kane reaches a breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073607 +0000" stop="20260511081706 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sky at Morning - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, and Jasper hit a tragic roadblock. Raven and Monty make an important discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081706 +0000" stop="20260511085735 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverse Instantiation (1) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke finds hope in the most unlikely place. Alie’s master plan comes together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085735 +0000" stop="20260511093846 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverse Instantiation (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Our heroes begin to face the reality of their tragic situation. Everyone prepares for a final showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093846 +0000" stop="20260511102017 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends struggle with how to proceed after the fate of the world is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102017 +0000" stop="20260511110207 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Lies the Crown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The burden of leading weighs heavily upon Clarke and Bellamy when different challenges force them to determine who will live and die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110207 +0000" stop="20260511114352 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Four Horsemen - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaha leads Clarke and Bellamy down a road to possible salvation while tensions rise in Arkadia and Polis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114352 +0000" stop="20260511122539 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lie Guarded - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Continued struggles with leadership and trust in Arkadia and Polis take violent turns while Abby leads a team to a distant location hoping to find answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122539 +0000" stop="20260511130546 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tinder Box - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke makes a desperate plea with a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130546 +0000" stop="20260511134728 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Will Rise - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Roan must work together in hostile territory in order to deliver an invaluable asset to Abby and her team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134728 +0000" stop="20260511142946 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Shelter - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s arrival on the island quickly takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Bellamy tries to avoid further tragedy in Arkadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142946 +0000" stop="20260511151142 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Complex - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After a disappointing discovery, Clarke and Abby question how far they're willing to go. Meanwhile, Jaha finds a lead to the mysterious Second Dawn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151142 +0000" stop="20260511155321 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DNR - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jasper and Bellamy go on a quest. Meanwhile, Clarke struggles to keep the peace after word of Jaha's discovery spreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155321 +0000" stop="20260511163537 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die All, Die Merrily - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Octavia fights in the final battle for her people's survival, but not everyone is willing to play fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163537 +0000" stop="20260511171727 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Clarke faces the consequences of her fateful choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171727 +0000" stop="20260511175914 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality. Meanwhile, Clarke leads a group to save a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175914 +0000" stop="20260511184113 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praimfaya - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's a race against the end of the world as Praimfaya arrives forcing our heroes to make impossible decisions to ensure their survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184113 +0000" stop="20260511192335 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke struggles to survive on a desolate, scorched earth while her friends in space come across a long-awaited beacon of hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192335 +0000" stop="20260511200601 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Octavia is forced to take guidance from an unlikely ally when the future of the bunker and all those inside it is jeopardized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194043 +0000" stop="20260509200448 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200448 +0000" stop="20260509202852 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509202852 +0000" stop="20260509205241 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205241 +0000" stop="20260509211647 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211647 +0000" stop="20260509214056 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214056 +0000" stop="20260509220454 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220454 +0000" stop="20260509222850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222850 +0000" stop="20260509225248 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509225248 +0000" stop="20260509231647 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231647 +0000" stop="20260509234045 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234045 +0000" stop="20260510000443 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000443 +0000" stop="20260510002840 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002840 +0000" stop="20260510005238 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005238 +0000" stop="20260510011636 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011636 +0000" stop="20260510013959 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013959 +0000" stop="20260510020357 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020357 +0000" stop="20260510022755 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022755 +0000" stop="20260510025153 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025153 +0000" stop="20260510031551 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031551 +0000" stop="20260510033949 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510033949 +0000" stop="20260510040950 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040950 +0000" stop="20260510043348 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043348 +0000" stop="20260510045746 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045746 +0000" stop="20260510052144 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052144 +0000" stop="20260510054539 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510054539 +0000" stop="20260510060936 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060936 +0000" stop="20260510063333 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063333 +0000" stop="20260510065731 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065731 +0000" stop="20260510072129 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072129 +0000" stop="20260510074542 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074542 +0000" stop="20260510081543 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081543 +0000" stop="20260510083949 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083949 +0000" stop="20260510090401 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090401 +0000" stop="20260510092744 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092744 +0000" stop="20260510095157 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095157 +0000" stop="20260510102157 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102157 +0000" stop="20260510104610 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104610 +0000" stop="20260510111023 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111023 +0000" stop="20260510113437 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113437 +0000" stop="20260510115850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115850 +0000" stop="20260510122303 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122303 +0000" stop="20260510124716 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124716 +0000" stop="20260510131130 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131130 +0000" stop="20260510133535 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133535 +0000" stop="20260510135948 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135948 +0000" stop="20260510142401 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142401 +0000" stop="20260510144815 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144815 +0000" stop="20260510151229 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151229 +0000" stop="20260510153643 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153643 +0000" stop="20260510160643 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160643 +0000" stop="20260510163057 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163057 +0000" stop="20260510165417 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165417 +0000" stop="20260510171830 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171830 +0000" stop="20260510174318 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174318 +0000" stop="20260510180805 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180805 +0000" stop="20260510183253 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183253 +0000" stop="20260510185740 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185740 +0000" stop="20260510192228 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192228 +0000" stop="20260510194701 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194701 +0000" stop="20260510201148 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201148 +0000" stop="20260510204148 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510204148 +0000" stop="20260510210636 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210636 +0000" stop="20260510213123 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213123 +0000" stop="20260510215611 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215611 +0000" stop="20260510222058 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222058 +0000" stop="20260510224545 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224545 +0000" stop="20260510231032 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231032 +0000" stop="20260510233519 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233519 +0000" stop="20260511000007 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000007 +0000" stop="20260511002404 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002404 +0000" stop="20260511004800 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004800 +0000" stop="20260511011800 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011800 +0000" stop="20260511014157 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014157 +0000" stop="20260511020554 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020554 +0000" stop="20260511022951 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022951 +0000" stop="20260511025347 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025347 +0000" stop="20260511031705 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031705 +0000" stop="20260511034109 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034109 +0000" stop="20260511040513 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040513 +0000" stop="20260511042912 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042912 +0000" stop="20260511045315 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045315 +0000" stop="20260511051719 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051719 +0000" stop="20260511054121 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054121 +0000" stop="20260511060524 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060524 +0000" stop="20260511062927 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062927 +0000" stop="20260511065330 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065330 +0000" stop="20260511071730 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071730 +0000" stop="20260511074132 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074132 +0000" stop="20260511080532 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080532 +0000" stop="20260511082926 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082926 +0000" stop="20260511085320 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085320 +0000" stop="20260511091709 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091709 +0000" stop="20260511094114 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094114 +0000" stop="20260511100519 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100519 +0000" stop="20260511102925 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102925 +0000" stop="20260511105327 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105327 +0000" stop="20260511111733 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111733 +0000" stop="20260511114145 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114145 +0000" stop="20260511120538 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120538 +0000" stop="20260511122843 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122843 +0000" stop="20260511125243 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125243 +0000" stop="20260511131648 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131648 +0000" stop="20260511134101 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134101 +0000" stop="20260511140507 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140507 +0000" stop="20260511142922 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142922 +0000" stop="20260511145335 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145335 +0000" stop="20260511152335 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152335 +0000" stop="20260511154740 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154740 +0000" stop="20260511161145 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161145 +0000" stop="20260511163554 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163554 +0000" stop="20260511165959 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165959 +0000" stop="20260511172412 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172412 +0000" stop="20260511174817 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174817 +0000" stop="20260511181222 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181222 +0000" stop="20260511183628 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183628 +0000" stop="20260511190032 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190032 +0000" stop="20260511192437 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192437 +0000" stop="20260511194841 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194841 +0000" stop="20260511201230 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195538 +0000" stop="20260509204000 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Is in the Air - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 race to rescue when a wedding proposal tragically intersects with a bank robbery, and then when a princess bride is literally stuck on her way to the altar. Athena talks a victim through her grief; Maddie takes matters into her own hands as Buck finds a surprise visitor on his doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204000 +0000" stop="20260509212421 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay It Forward - S06E18</title>
    <desc>A series of freeway car accidents leads to a catastrophic overpass collapse that endangers the lives of civilians and members of the 118.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212421 +0000" stop="20260509220726 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon Ships - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Athena and Bobby set off on their honeymoon cruise, but when duty calls, their vacation is put on hold. Meanwhile, a fighter jet traps a civilian, and an unusual incident leaves a couple stuck together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220726 +0000" stop="20260509224919 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The disastrous cruise continues when Bobby and Athena respond to the ship’s explosion, racing to aid injured passengers. Meanwhile, Hen questions her instincts in a life-taking call and grows concerned about Athena and Bobby’s whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224919 +0000" stop="20260509233112 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capsized - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With each moment becoming critical as the ship is flipped upside down, Athena and Bobby take charge, seeking methods for rescue while navigating efforts to guide survivors to safety. Meanwhile, Hen defies protocols in her search for Bobby and Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233112 +0000" stop="20260510001405 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Bothered and Bewildered - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Upon her return to shore, Athena’s son, Harry, finds himself in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Buck grows envious as Eddie forms a close bond with someone else, and the 118 rescue a woman who’s stuck on receiving a rose at an iconic mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510001405 +0000" stop="20260510005648 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Me - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Hen and Karen welcome a new addition to their family, while a call unfolds involving a person’s limb that’s taken on a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Eddie and Marisol take a closer look at their relationship, and Buck navigates his new feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005648 +0000" stop="20260510013935 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Groom - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney’s long-awaited wedding day arrives. However, when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn’t miss the most crucial day of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013935 +0000" stop="20260510022152 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Second Chance - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child as Hen and Karen learn more about Mara’s family history. Meanwhile, Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022152 +0000" stop="20260510030437 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Nine - S07E08</title>
    <desc>After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby’s life resurfaces, he searches to make amends. Driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030437 +0000" stop="20260510034731 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes, Ashes - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue. Meanwhile, Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey, while Eddie’s emotional affair develops further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510034731 +0000" stop="20260510043011 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Fall Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby’s fate remains uncertain, while Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth. Hen and Karen engage in a heated custody battle, while Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043011 +0000" stop="20260510051305 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzkill - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The 118 team battles an “un-bee-lievable” emergency when a trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051305 +0000" stop="20260510055602 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Boeing Gets Tough… - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case. Meanwhile, a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and sent careening into a passenger plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055602 +0000" stop="20260510063835 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Approach - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Athena’s only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063835 +0000" stop="20260510072127 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When it finally looks like Hen and Karen may get their foster license back, they are hit with another obstacle. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the aid of a Cheerleader involved in an infield collision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072127 +0000" stop="20260510080416 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masks - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 is once again working on the spookiest night of the year and missing out on all the tricks and treats. Meanwhile, Buck's Halloween decorations become a little scarier than he had hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080416 +0000" stop="20260510084708 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When a toddler falls down a pipe and becomes trapped, the 118 must rely on more than their skills to rescue him. Meanwhile, old wounds are opened when members of the 118 race to the aid of a man dealing with a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084708 +0000" stop="20260510093001 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotshots - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Athena is assigned a rookie to mentor, she begins to question her own abilities. Meanwhile, Bobby and the 118 return to the set of “HOT SHOTS” following a 911 call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093001 +0000" stop="20260510101244 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wannabes - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Things get messy for the 118 following a massive pipe explosion. Meanwhile, Athena investigates the brutal beating of a man found behind a grocery store, and Bobby’s working relationship with Brad from “HOT SHOTS” just got a little more intimate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101244 +0000" stop="20260510105535 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sob Stories - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a fire at a local animal shelter and races to evacuate all the animals. Meanwhile, Maddie takes a 9-1-1 call that sets her on a quest for answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105535 +0000" stop="20260510113827 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voices - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Following Maddie’s mysterious 9-1-1 call, Chimney returns home to find his daughter alone and Maddie nowhere to be found; he then enlists Athena and Romero to help investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113827 +0000" stop="20260510122119 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Mother of God - S08E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a call at a mega-church, where Bobby runs into his estranged mother. Also, the 118 unexpectedly uncover hidden secrets at a garden rescue, Buck attempts to expand his social circle in the wake of losing Eddie, and Athena gets called away to assist on a high stakes case on a cruise ship called The Odyssey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122119 +0000" stop="20260510130308 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disconnected - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie’s return to work proves to be more triggering than expected, as she may have returned too soon. As Eddie struggles to adapt to his new surroundings, Christopher discovers him in an unfamiliar situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130308 +0000" stop="20260510134552 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible‎ - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After the 118 responds to several calls from the same person, Hen steps in to offer them advice. Meanwhile, Eddie confronts his parents and takes a big step in his relationship with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134552 +0000" stop="20260510142847 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sick Day (1) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 is called to a research lab that has been set on fire and becomes a biohazard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142847 +0000" stop="20260510151145 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lab Rats (2) - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Athena and Buck are in a race against time to rescue the rest of the 118 following the fire in the bio lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151145 +0000" stop="20260510155439 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Alarm - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Following the tragic events at the lab, the 118 must come together to lay their fallen hero to rest. Meanwhile, despite her own grief, Athena re-investigates the death of a child to help a grieving mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155439 +0000" stop="20260510163731 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Following an earthquake, the 118 races to the scene of several unusual fires and must figure out their cause before anyone else is hurt. Meanwhile, as everyone settles into their new normal, they try to move forward and plan for the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163731 +0000" stop="20260510172027 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seismic Shifts - S08E18</title>
    <desc>The 118, still reeling from their recent loss, is dispatched to a mass casualty event after a high-rise apartment building collapses. Then, Athena and Chimney have to work together to save a familiar face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172027 +0000" stop="20260510180420 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat the Rich - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In honor of Bobby Nash’s sacrifice, the 118 comes together to dedicate the firehouse in his memory. Meanwhile, when a billionaire tech giant is involved in a life-or-death emergency, the team must race to his aid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180420 +0000" stop="20260510184621 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiraling - S09E02</title>
    <desc>As a geostorm ravages Earth, Athena and Hen's space mission teeters on the edge. On the ground, the 118 battles chaos when technology goes rogue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184621 +0000" stop="20260510192926 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky Is Falling - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Athena and Hen face increasing dangers in space as friends both near and far try to get them home safely. Meanwhile, the 118 continues to help victims of the geostorm and falling debris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192926 +0000" stop="20260510201210 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reentry - S09E04</title>
    <desc>As Athena and Hen navigate their way back home, Athena will be forced to confront what it means to live without Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201210 +0000" stop="20260510205505 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Día de los Muertos - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The 118's beliefs are put to the test as they respond to emergency calls involving a Jack-o'-lantern and a few more jump scares than they were expecting on Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205505 +0000" stop="20260510213800 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family History - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Athena must revisit a painful part of her past when answering a call for help. Meanwhile, the 118 takes a big step forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213800 +0000" stop="20260510222044 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hen's attempts at keeping her mysterious health issues private are starting to impact more than just her physical well-being. Meanwhile, Buck and Ravi decide Eddie needs a night out on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222044 +0000" stop="20260510230329 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Following Hen's firing, Chimney grapples with his decision and how it has affected the team. Meanwhile, a new AI call center assistant, meant to help, has begun to create more complications, and the 118 must intervene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230329 +0000" stop="20260510234616 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Back - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As Hen continues to seek out a diagnosis for her mysterious symptoms, her friends and family rally behind her. Meanwhile, Harry hits a wall in his attempts to complete the academy firefighting exam and looks for some much-needed motivation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234616 +0000" stop="20260511002907 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handle with Care - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Harry's first day as a probie proves to be more challenging than Chimney expects. Meanwhile, Eddie and Hen are called into court over a former patient that brings back some old demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002907 +0000" stop="20260511011202 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Once, Going Twice - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie faces an unthinkable personal crisis. Hen and Karen spring into action when thrown into a terrifying situation. The 118 hosts a LAFD charity bachelor auction that brings up a few concerns from Buck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011202 +0000" stop="20260511015353 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads and Cads (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Buck are blindsided by some unexpected news that turns their world upside down. Meanwhile, Buck and Eddie head to Nashville when they are selected to participate in the national firefighting games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015353 +0000" stop="20260511023651 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Boy - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Eddie and Buck’s flight back to Los Angeles is cancelled following the National Firefighter Games. Hoping to be home for Hen’s birthday, they decide a cross-country road trip is the fastest way, until they get offtrack and Buck goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023651 +0000" stop="20260511031956 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.I.Y. - S09E14</title>
    <desc>As Buck tries to manage the trauma following his kidnapping on his own, May tries to secure her first law internship without the help of her mother. Then, Maddie handles a personal crisis at the call center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031956 +0000" stop="20260511040252 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Your Poison - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Athena is pulled into a mysterious murder investigation when a man arrives at the station to report his own death. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the site of a car crash involving a mother and son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040252 +0000" stop="20260511044439 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 must account for every decision made during a recent fire call when the team's actions are investigated for possible mistakes. Meanwhile, Buck works behind the scenes to support his team as he waits to learn if he can return to the station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044439 +0000" stop="20260511052738 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got You Babe - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Buck is faced with his past after an electrical emergency call. Meanwhile, Maddie learns to navigate her working relationships now that she has become a supervisor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052738 +0000" stop="20260511061036 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts and Flowers - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Following Athena's shooting, the 118 gathers at the hospital awaiting news. Meanwhile, the mastermind behind the trafficking ring is determined to silence Athena and anyone who gets in his way for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061036 +0000" stop="20260511065659 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Emergency responders must try to balance saving those who are at their most vulnerable with solving the problems in their own lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065659 +0000" stop="20260511074345 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Go - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A roller coaster malfunctions at an amusement park. Athena and Hen respond to an unusual home invasion. A couple's dispute leads to a dramatic rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074345 +0000" stop="20260511082756 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next of Kin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bobby and his team respond to an emergency at a children's birthday party. The crew jumps into action after one of their own is involved in a devastating accident. Athena tries to cope with a tragedy that hits way too close to home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082756 +0000" stop="20260511091049 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Day Ever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a deadly plane crash, Bobby and team race to help the survivors. Athena deals with panic and chaos at the airport. Bobby confronts his past demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091049 +0000" stop="20260511095459 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother. Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past. Hen struggles to make the right decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095459 +0000" stop="20260511103940 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreaker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, a surprise marriage proposal goes awry with dangerous consequences. Athena attempts to help a desperate woman and unintentionally joins the Lonely Hearts Club. Bobby and Chimney pull holiday duty and learn about the "Casanova Fracture" and Abby and Buck go on their first official date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103940 +0000" stop="20260511112417 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon (Creepy AF) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a potential home invasion and deals with a rabid criminal. Abby helps investigate the murder of a caller. Hen's past may become her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112417 +0000" stop="20260511120938 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma's a Bitch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An unremorseful widow, an unsuspecting thief, and an arrogant fitness club owner receive a taste of karma. Bobby gets a surprising phone call from his doctor after donating at Chimney's blood drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120938 +0000" stop="20260511125459 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to help a homeless man crushed in a garbage truck, a mother and son in a crashed elevator and extreme hoarders entombed in their house. Athena jumps into the dating pool. Buck and Abby's relationship is tested by her ailing mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125459 +0000" stop="20260511133926 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whole New You - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders take calls to help an unusual domestic disturbance, a "death" at a psychic's and a horrific motorcycle crash. Bobby dips his toe into the dating pool. Abby takes a walk down memory lane. Buck is confronted by his past actions. Athena tries to start her new life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133926 +0000" stop="20260511142416 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On one of the hottest days of the year, the first responders feel the pressure with harrowing incidents. Buck gets a surprise visit from his sister, Maddie. Athena questions her relationship with Bobby. Handsome new hire Eddie jeopardizes Buck's chances of being chosen for a fireman calendar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142416 +0000" stop="20260511150934 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7.1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a massive earthquake rocks Los Angeles, the first responders rush to rescue victims from a crumbling high-rise hotel. Athena must deal with wreckage from a collapsed freeway overpass. Maddie is thrown into the fire as she faces her first crisis as a 911 dispatcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150934 +0000" stop="20260511155429 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Is Not Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first responders continue to deal with the fallout of a massive earthquake and its deadly aftershocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155429 +0000" stop="20260511163829 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to rescue victims trapped in various tight spots. Athena contemplates accepting a promotion. Maddie decides to make a move of her own. Chimney finally deals with the aftermath of his near fatal car crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163829 +0000" stop="20260511172222 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful People - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maddie goes on a ride-along with Athena, while dealing with a seemingly "perfect" dispatcher. Hen must figure out how to save her family. The first responders deal with emergencies both at a military funeral and a movie theater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172222 +0000" stop="20260511180713 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dosed - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to the rescue of a crashed news copter, and emergencies at an eating contest, a bodybuilding competition and a toddler pageant. Maddie struggles to let go of her fear of the past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Haunted - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015534 +0000" stop="20260511022146 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024752 +0000" stop="20260511031402 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031402 +0000" stop="20260511034005 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034005 +0000" stop="20260511040528 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511045730 +0000" stop="20260511052333 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052333 +0000" stop="20260511054938 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054938 +0000" stop="20260511061547 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061547 +0000" stop="20260511064151 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064151 +0000" stop="20260511070736 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070736 +0000" stop="20260511073328 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073328 +0000" stop="20260511075938 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511075938 +0000" stop="20260511082548 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082548 +0000" stop="20260511085156 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085156 +0000" stop="20260511091807 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091807 +0000" stop="20260511094414 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094414 +0000" stop="20260511101033 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101033 +0000" stop="20260511103645 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103645 +0000" stop="20260511110232 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110232 +0000" stop="20260511112828 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112828 +0000" stop="20260511115437 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115437 +0000" stop="20260511122049 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122049 +0000" stop="20260511124701 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124701 +0000" stop="20260511131321 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511131321 +0000" stop="20260511133909 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133909 +0000" stop="20260511140514 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140514 +0000" stop="20260511143126 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143126 +0000" stop="20260511145731 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145731 +0000" stop="20260511152341 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152341 +0000" stop="20260511154944 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154944 +0000" stop="20260511161507 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161507 +0000" stop="20260511164117 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164117 +0000" stop="20260511170710 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170710 +0000" stop="20260511173313 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173313 +0000" stop="20260511175918 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175918 +0000" stop="20260511182527 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182527 +0000" stop="20260511185131 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511185131 +0000" stop="20260511191716 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191716 +0000" stop="20260511194308 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194308 +0000" stop="20260511200918 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195600 +0000" stop="20260509202509 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202509 +0000" stop="20260509205406 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509205406 +0000" stop="20260509212311 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212311 +0000" stop="20260509215158 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215158 +0000" stop="20260509221908 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221908 +0000" stop="20260509224733 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224733 +0000" stop="20260509231655 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231655 +0000" stop="20260509234551 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509234551 +0000" stop="20260510001435 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510001435 +0000" stop="20260510004404 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510004404 +0000" stop="20260510011206 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011206 +0000" stop="20260510014105 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014105 +0000" stop="20260510020842 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020842 +0000" stop="20260510023811 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023811 +0000" stop="20260510030818 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030818 +0000" stop="20260510033734 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510033734 +0000" stop="20260510040734 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040734 +0000" stop="20260510043745 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043745 +0000" stop="20260510050712 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050712 +0000" stop="20260510053551 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053551 +0000" stop="20260510060540 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060540 +0000" stop="20260510063411 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063411 +0000" stop="20260510070333 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070333 +0000" stop="20260510073243 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073243 +0000" stop="20260510080129 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080129 +0000" stop="20260510083027 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083027 +0000" stop="20260510085726 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085726 +0000" stop="20260510092631 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092631 +0000" stop="20260510095552 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510102455 +0000" stop="20260510105337 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
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    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125059 +0000" stop="20260510131957 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131957 +0000" stop="20260510134901 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134901 +0000" stop="20260510141749 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141749 +0000" stop="20260510144458 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144458 +0000" stop="20260510151324 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151324 +0000" stop="20260510154245 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510161141 +0000" stop="20260510164025 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164025 +0000" stop="20260510170955 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510170955 +0000" stop="20260510173756 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510173756 +0000" stop="20260510180655 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510180655 +0000" stop="20260510183432 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510183432 +0000" stop="20260510190401 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190401 +0000" stop="20260510193408 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510193408 +0000" stop="20260510200324 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200324 +0000" stop="20260510203325 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203325 +0000" stop="20260510210335 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210335 +0000" stop="20260510213302 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213302 +0000" stop="20260510220141 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220141 +0000" stop="20260510223130 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223130 +0000" stop="20260510230001 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230001 +0000" stop="20260510232924 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232924 +0000" stop="20260510235833 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235833 +0000" stop="20260511002719 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002719 +0000" stop="20260511005617 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005617 +0000" stop="20260511012317 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012317 +0000" stop="20260511015221 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015221 +0000" stop="20260511022142 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022142 +0000" stop="20260511025045 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025045 +0000" stop="20260511031927 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031927 +0000" stop="20260511034832 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034832 +0000" stop="20260511041815 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041815 +0000" stop="20260511044741 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044741 +0000" stop="20260511051650 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051650 +0000" stop="20260511054547 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054547 +0000" stop="20260511061452 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061452 +0000" stop="20260511064339 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064339 +0000" stop="20260511071048 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071048 +0000" stop="20260511073914 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073914 +0000" stop="20260511080836 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080836 +0000" stop="20260511083732 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090615 +0000" stop="20260511093545 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093545 +0000" stop="20260511100346 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100346 +0000" stop="20260511103245 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103245 +0000" stop="20260511110022 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110022 +0000" stop="20260511112951 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112951 +0000" stop="20260511115958 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
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    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Effort - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.</desc>
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    <title>The Grill - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509204100 +0000" stop="20260509210237 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509210237 +0000" stop="20260509212413 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress to Kill Me - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kyle wants to be Cinderella for Halloween. Jim is against it because he thinks he's growing up to be a sissy. Jim buys Kyle a manly costume (a dinosaur) but Kyle changes back into the dress. Jim, Andy, and Kyle all sit on the couch, Jim and Kyle persistent. Jim goes in the kitchen, sees an older Kyle who convinces Jim to let Kyle go as Cinderella. In the end, they all go as ladies and they trick-or-treat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212413 +0000" stop="20260509214530 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father-Daughter Dance - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ruby hurts Jim's feelings when she invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him.</desc>
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    <title>Plot Twist - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother, Maggie, wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot--then secretly reserves a a plot for himself next to a star football player.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunters - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To prove his worth as a man, Jim -- along with Andy -- hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued -- and shot -- by a legendary 40- lb. psychotic bird christened "Angry Pete." Thanksgiving-themed episode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509222843 +0000" stop="20260509225019 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poking the Bear - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509225019 +0000" stop="20260509231155 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalking Santa - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231155 +0000" stop="20260509233322 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sympathy from the Devlins - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509233322 +0000" stop="20260509235423 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanny-Cam - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509235423 +0000" stop="20260510001555 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jealous Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001555 +0000" stop="20260510003731 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Crying Shame - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510003731 +0000" stop="20260510005908 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510005908 +0000" stop="20260510012044 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Dress - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510012044 +0000" stop="20260510014221 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mustache - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014221 +0000" stop="20260510020357 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020357 +0000" stop="20260510022534 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Wife, Please - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510022534 +0000" stop="20260510024710 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spelling Bee - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024710 +0000" stop="20260510030847 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kentucky Fried Beltzman - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030847 +0000" stop="20260510033018 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510033018 +0000" stop="20260510035154 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Competition - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035154 +0000" stop="20260510041326 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510041326 +0000" stop="20260510043447 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510043447 +0000" stop="20260510045614 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510045614 +0000" stop="20260510052422 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S04E27</title>
    <desc>On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute, on the Season Finale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510052422 +0000" stop="20260510054558 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510054558 +0000" stop="20260510060714 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060714 +0000" stop="20260510062851 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062851 +0000" stop="20260510065027 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Begins at Hef's - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065027 +0000" stop="20260510071158 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071158 +0000" stop="20260510073334 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anec-Dont's - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073334 +0000" stop="20260510075511 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chick Whisperer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075511 +0000" stop="20260510081647 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James &amp; the Annoying Peach - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510081647 +0000" stop="20260510083823 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510083823 +0000" stop="20260510090000 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lean on Me - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510090000 +0000" stop="20260510092131 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510092131 +0000" stop="20260510094302 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Ed Fred - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510094302 +0000" stop="20260510100439 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renewing Vows - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.</desc>
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    <title>The Stick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Right - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510104731 +0000" stop="20260510110847 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Your Freak On - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510110847 +0000" stop="20260510113014 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grumpy Guy - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.</desc>
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    <title>Polite Jim - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Dearest - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121311 +0000" stop="20260510123448 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thin Green Line - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510123448 +0000" stop="20260510125604 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510125604 +0000" stop="20260510131740 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131740 +0000" stop="20260510133912 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510133912 +0000" stop="20260510140054 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140054 +0000" stop="20260510142236 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142236 +0000" stop="20260510144418 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim go to a motel in Indiana to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, but Dana's possible labor and a tornado interfere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144418 +0000" stop="20260510150559 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150559 +0000" stop="20260510152731 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152731 +0000" stop="20260510154913 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Andy, Ryan and Jim are stunned when they find out that Dana and Cheryl recently appeared in a Chicks Gone Wild video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154913 +0000" stop="20260510161045 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161045 +0000" stop="20260510163157 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163157 +0000" stop="20260510165308 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165308 +0000" stop="20260510171450 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171450 +0000" stop="20260510173632 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510175815 +0000" stop="20260510181942 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181942 +0000" stop="20260510184124 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184124 +0000" stop="20260510190306 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190306 +0000" stop="20260510192423 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510192423 +0000" stop="20260510194606 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194606 +0000" stop="20260510200720 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510200720 +0000" stop="20260510202856 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510202856 +0000" stop="20260510205027 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205027 +0000" stop="20260510211209 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510211209 +0000" stop="20260510213349 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213349 +0000" stop="20260510215530 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510215530 +0000" stop="20260510221711 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221711 +0000" stop="20260510223822 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510223822 +0000" stop="20260510225957 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510225957 +0000" stop="20260510232139 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510232139 +0000" stop="20260510234320 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234320 +0000" stop="20260511000501 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511000501 +0000" stop="20260511002614 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511002614 +0000" stop="20260511004740 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004740 +0000" stop="20260511010917 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Six-Week Curse - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it's due to Andy's low self-esteem, Dana decides to boost up Andy's confidence, but she ends up making things worse when Andy starts flirting with other women while on a date with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010917 +0000" stop="20260511013058 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheater - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013058 +0000" stop="20260511015240 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Bedrest for the Wicked - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she'd take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into labor. After meeting Cheryl's gynecologist, Jim learns that Cheryl was already allowed to be more active, but she didn't tell him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511015240 +0000" stop="20260511021421 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Went Down to Oak Park - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win over Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021421 +0000" stop="20260511023605 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blankie - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023605 +0000" stop="20260511025744 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Best Friend - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511025744 +0000" stop="20260511031928 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jami McFame - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031928 +0000" stop="20260511034102 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Proposal - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511034102 +0000" stop="20260511040246 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two for the Money - S08E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl learns of Jim's plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it, but Andy and Jim decide to go through with the plan anyway, only to have it backfire when the producers cut the kids hair to make them look alike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040246 +0000" stop="20260511042432 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Boys - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jim looks forward to a "guys only" weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily's depressed ex husband, Jim decides to do his best to cheer up the guys and save what's left of their weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042432 +0000" stop="20260511044617 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Boost - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044617 +0000" stop="20260511050733 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Yoga Bear - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl's raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl end up taking separate private classes to relax from their busy family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050733 +0000" stop="20260511052918 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kyle's Crush - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052918 +0000" stop="20260511055104 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meaningful Gift - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055104 +0000" stop="20260511061249 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Daddy Way - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event--staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061249 +0000" stop="20260511063429 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Therapy - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his girlfriend not to play the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511063429 +0000" stop="20260511065615 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler One - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl's authority due to his behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511065615 +0000" stop="20260511071800 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Jim - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would upset him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511071800 +0000" stop="20260511073935 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Nerds - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle. But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073935 +0000" stop="20260511080111 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate the High Road - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself somthing frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080111 +0000" stop="20260511082256 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds are a Ghoul's Best Friend - S08E17</title>
    <desc>It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082256 +0000" stop="20260511084442 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Opposed to Hell - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511084442 +0000" stop="20260511090641 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl are the perfect middle class American couple. Happily married, living in a suburban house with two adorable (but loud) little girls and a baby boy, they really can't complain much about life – except for those couple fights that neither one can ever let go, like the time Jim shut the car door on Cheryl. This time the problem is their daughter, whom Cheryl can't leave alone on her first week at kindergarten. Jim says it's because she's a woman and decides to take Ruby himself, but he also can't leave her behind. Things heat up when Cheryl discovers that not only has he been hiding it from her, but he also changed Ruby's school without talking to her. Meanwhile, Jim and Cheryl try to help Andy make up with his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090641 +0000" stop="20260511092826 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Nookie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find their romantic getaway to the Bahamas set to work out perfectly, with Dana babysitting the kids. However, at the last minute, Dana is not able to babysit. In the meantime, Andy becomes a little too obsessed with making the perfect treehouse for Grace and Ruby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092826 +0000" stop="20260511095010 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Came Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it on the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game. He sticks the cat in the garage freezer, planning on burying it after the game, but Cheryl finds out before he comes home. She is hurt that Jim doesn't listen to her nor care about a cat that has been longer with her than anything in her current life. Jim, feeling guilty, provides a proper funeral for Mr. Feeney and gets her a brand new dog, which she doesn't like very much at first, but starts to accept it later.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095010 +0000" stop="20260511101148 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Jim and Cheryl's 10th Anniversary, Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift to give to Cheryl. However, Dana buys a beautiful and touching charm bracelet, going over the spending limit in the process, and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101148 +0000" stop="20260511103313 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unruly Spirits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Cheryl has forbidden Gracie to go trick-or-treating. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the halloween spirit, he sneaks her out anyway. Meanwhile, Andy becomes convinced that he's being stalked by an ex-girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103313 +0000" stop="20260511105249 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush (New Guy) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105249 +0000" stop="20260511111433 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find themselves wondering if they've set too many rules for their household when they find themselves arguing over whether to put a TV in the girls' room, making Jim promise Cheryl not to ride his motorcycle, and Ruby then tells Jim that Cheryl has been smoking again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111433 +0000" stop="20260511113618 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turkey Bowl - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Jim and Andy are going bowling. Cheryl doesn't like the idea very much, so she sends the girls with him. Jim has a perfect game, but just when he was about to bowl his final strike, the power goes off and he is left with either waiting for it to return or giving up being perfect. Cheryl surprises him by bringing the Thanksgiving dinner to the alley so Jim's family and friends can witness his perfect game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511113618 +0000" stop="20260511115743 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Girlfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Andy has a new girlfriend, and Cheryl wants Jim to treat her nicely because not only is she Andy's first girlfriend sine Carrie, but also Ruby's piano teacher. During dinner, Alicia tells Jim she's a vegetarian, and not only that, but also a Peckers fan – a big insult to Jim. Alicia and Andy break up and get back together, but she keeps turning down invitations to have dinner at Jim and Cheryl's. The reason? She doesn't like being around Cheryl. Jim rubs it on her face until Cheryl confronts Alicia, who reveals it's only because she thinks Cheryl's too perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115743 +0000" stop="20260511121927 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An According to Jiminy Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother is coming to visit them for Christmas and wants to stay at their house. Jim and Cheryl, however, prefer that she stayed at a hotel but don't know how to bring it up without insulting Maggie. After Jim tells Maggie that Cheryl wants her in a hotel, Maggie gives her grandma's pearl necklace to Dana. Cheryl's upset and goes to the airport to ask her mother' forgiveness, where she learns Dana only got the necklace because she doesn't have anyone in her life like Cheryl has Jim. Meanwhile, the girls think Andy is Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121927 +0000" stop="20260511124111 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Word - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl leaves Jim in charge of their kids and some other kids who were there to play with the girls during a Bears game. The next day, one of the kids mom calls Cheryl saying her daughter dame home repeating a swearing she heard from Jim. Cheryl apologizes for him and Jim is insulted that she always automatically takes the other person's side. Cheryl apologizes, and not too later Grace repeats the exact same word. Jim decides to teach her not to repeat it by making her say it non stop until she can't say it again. It works. 5 days later, at Ruby's ballet presentation, she slips, falls and says the word, unmasking Jim's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511124111 +0000" stop="20260511130255 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Behavior - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a print ad as a one-time thing, but when the photographer calls her a natural, Jim gets Ruby an agent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511130255 +0000" stop="20260511132419 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cheryl decides to go behind Jim's back and loan Andy $1,000 for a downpayment on a new condo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132419 +0000" stop="20260511134604 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow-Up - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim, he proudly shows it to all his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134604 +0000" stop="20260511140748 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racquetball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl reminds Jim that she beat him at racquetball years ago, he claims he was only letting her win to gain her affections, so Cheryl challenges him to a no-holds-barred re-match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140748 +0000" stop="20260511142932 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Jim is diagnosed with high blood pressure, Cheryl decides to do everything to help him. She makes him special food, give him backrubs, and keeps asking about his day in order to free him from stress. But Jim doesn't know how to share so much and tells her an old financial problem of the firm. Cheryl stays up all night doing math to figure out a way out of the problem. Jim says she has a disease and is always trying to help people, which Cheryl responds with stop caring about him. In the end, they finally settle their issues when Jim says he loves her and would be a total mess without her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511142932 +0000" stop="20260511145050 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While out for dinner and a movie, Jim loses a parking spot, and later loses Cheryl when he can't let go of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145050 +0000" stop="20260511151224 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Boys - S01E18</title>
    <desc>It's Kyle and Andy's birthday, and Andy is feeling a little left out of his own special day. They decide to take him to a restaurant that serves a 4,5 lbs steak, and Jim offers to pay for the check because Cheryl isn't feeling equal to Dana, who's spending a lot of money on their kids. On the table, Dana says she doesn't mind paying the check because she makes more money than Jim, which enfuriates him. He buys a donkey for the girls so they can know he's the one they should go to if they want stuff (in this case, they wanted a poney, but "they'll never know the difference"), and it isn't until the donkey ruins a painting Dana bought for Kyle's room that they talk it out and settle their issues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511151224 +0000" stop="20260511153349 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Receipt - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When the new DVD player breaks, Jim must find the receipt in order to exchange it. He can't find it anywhere and blames Cheryl of losing it. She says he was the one who lost it, and in order to "win" the fight, Jim buys another DVD player and tells Cheryl he exchanged the broken one. Later, Dana shows up with the receipt, in which Cheryl wrote her a recipe, and Cheryl - after realizing it was her fault after all - burns it. They get into a fight but soon decide to drop the point scoring and just be happy again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153349 +0000" stop="20260511155524 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jim has a run-in with an old friend from his wild and crazy days who is now a cop. Jim sets out to prove he's not an 'old married guy' by staying out all night and partying. Unfortunately, this has bad consequences for both of them...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155524 +0000" stop="20260511161708 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Day Off - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jim agrees to take the girls for the day while Cheryl and Dana go to a doctor's appointment. At the park, Jim leaves the girls with another mom and goes to the movies... where he's busted by Cheryl. Things go from bad to worse when he tries to retrieve the kids and can't remember who he left them with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511161708 +0000" stop="20260511163837 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Surprises - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but gets angry and cancels it when Dana spills the beans. To make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511163837 +0000" stop="20260511170024 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Jim - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana's ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how ugly the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. They start a fight about what's important to each one of them and Cheryl hides his new camera. Jim tries to get back at her, unsuccessfully. When Kyle starts to take his first steps, the camera is nowhere to be found and the moment is lost forever. That's when Cheryl realizes her actions didn't do any good. They make up and agree on paying more attention to what's important to each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170024 +0000" stop="20260511172211 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cars and Chicks - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying car by themselves, because they'll get distracted with other less important things like mirrors or cup holders. Offended, Cheryl is determined to prove Jim wrong and actually gets Dana a car for a fair deal, but the car soon breaks down. Jim takes over the situation and goes down the dealership to manly handle the situation. The only thing he wasn't counting on was a very seductive female manager, who convinces Jim to trade in his minivan for a brand new sports car. Cheryl and Dana try to undo the deal, but they have no luck either. Jim and Andy return determined to overcome Gretchen's looks, but Mike Ditka's presence ruins it for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511172211 +0000" stop="20260511174359 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Monitor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants to be friends with the new couple who just moved into the neighborhood. She has to be fast and do it before they talk to anyone else and get scared of them. After lending Janet the baby monitor, Cheryl schedules dinner with the new couple and has a hard time convincing Jim to go. When they get home back from the dinner, Cheryl is thrilled that it all went very well, and they're surprised when the baby monitor picks up Ted and Janet's conversation from their bedroom. The entire family gets addicted to eavesdropping on the couple, and Jim accidentally slips Ted's nickname for his penis. The new couple is outraged, and it takes Jim to make up a story about a homosexual experience he had in college to even the score and not lose their new friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174359 +0000" stop="20260511180547 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza Boy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180547 +0000" stop="20260511182734 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Closet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom sink and in their closet, claiming she takes up too much space, and worse, HIS space. Cheryl tries to do something about by getting rid of some of her stuff, but Dana tells her it's time for women everywhere to show men they also have a need for space. Therefore, instead of doing what Jim asked her to, Cheryl buys even more clothes to jam up the closet. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. That starts a feud between them, until Jim falls down from the attic on their bed, breaking through the ceiling. He tells Cheryl that he needs his own space, and not because her stuff annoys him, but because he has the need to feel safe from the world sometimes. They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511182734 +0000" stop="20260511184751 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch &amp; Ruby - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears football game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model and try his best not to swear in front of them. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan who was swearing in front of the girls, and the entire fight is televised, with Jim getting the nickname of "Packers Smacker". He finds glory with such nickname, but Cheryl doesn't like it at all. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim has to have a talk with Ruby and hear Cheryl says that the next time he finds himself in a situation like on the football game, that he should just think what she would do and do it. But Jim finds redemption when Gracie refuses to eat sundae fudge because she thinks her butt's too big – something Cheryl was saying around the house not too long ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184751 +0000" stop="20260511190937 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor. At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain the guy, but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Dana thinks he's full of crap, but after her date goes bad she tries Jim's recipe and scores a second date. She arranges with Cheryl to bring the bachelor over to their house for dinner, and Cheryl couldn't be more thrilled to be on national television with a remodeled house. Jim is also very proud that Dana only got so far thanks to him, but the situation quickly takes an unexpected turn when Jim accidentally overhears the bachelor saying Dana will be easy to bring to bed and then he'll dump her. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. Later he explains to her his behavior and says she'll meet someone who's good enough for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190937 +0000" stop="20260511193124 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Disfigure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend's mess, which is supposed to be "the next best thing". Jim sees some familiarity on him, and remembers he was the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids. Jim also remembers that he threw the ball so hard at the guy he got a fat lip (and a funny nickname) for weeks (the nickname lasted for years). When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing. But Jim's hopes go down the drain when the reverend confronts him and later quits the church, giving his inability to forgive Jim as a reason. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193124 +0000" stop="20260511195311 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Confidential - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the set of the girls's Thanksgiving school play. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. Unfortunately, Andy and the PTA president walk in on them. They promise to keep it quiet, but Jim and his big mouth brag about it with a divorced father who criticized married life. When Jim and Cheryl's sexual adventures are spread around the PTA board, Cheryl is fired from her set duties, and Jim, feeling guilty about it, stays up all night to finish the job for Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195311 +0000" stop="20260511201458 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim's feud with a neighbor may also prompt one with Cheryl, who preaches peace so they'll be invited to the neighbors' Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194727 +0000" stop="20260509200932 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200932 +0000" stop="20260509203142 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509203142 +0000" stop="20260509205348 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205348 +0000" stop="20260509211603 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211603 +0000" stop="20260509213829 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509213829 +0000" stop="20260509220039 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220039 +0000" stop="20260509222251 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222251 +0000" stop="20260509224444 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224444 +0000" stop="20260509230707 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230707 +0000" stop="20260509232923 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509232923 +0000" stop="20260509235030 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235030 +0000" stop="20260510001228 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510001228 +0000" stop="20260510003451 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510003451 +0000" stop="20260510005653 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005653 +0000" stop="20260510011358 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011358 +0000" stop="20260510013127 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013127 +0000" stop="20260510014830 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014830 +0000" stop="20260510020529 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020529 +0000" stop="20260510022229 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022229 +0000" stop="20260510024505 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024505 +0000" stop="20260510030722 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030722 +0000" stop="20260510032944 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032944 +0000" stop="20260510035204 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035204 +0000" stop="20260510041426 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041426 +0000" stop="20260510043647 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043647 +0000" stop="20260510045906 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045906 +0000" stop="20260510052130 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052130 +0000" stop="20260510054352 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510054352 +0000" stop="20260510060615 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060615 +0000" stop="20260510062838 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062838 +0000" stop="20260510065122 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065122 +0000" stop="20260510071417 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071417 +0000" stop="20260510073655 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073655 +0000" stop="20260510075931 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075931 +0000" stop="20260510082158 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510082158 +0000" stop="20260510084434 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084434 +0000" stop="20260510090714 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090714 +0000" stop="20260510092936 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092936 +0000" stop="20260510095205 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095205 +0000" stop="20260510101443 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101443 +0000" stop="20260510103722 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103722 +0000" stop="20260510105951 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105951 +0000" stop="20260510112219 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112219 +0000" stop="20260510114514 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114514 +0000" stop="20260510120733 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120733 +0000" stop="20260510123002 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123002 +0000" stop="20260510125224 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125224 +0000" stop="20260510131446 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131446 +0000" stop="20260510133739 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133739 +0000" stop="20260510140039 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140039 +0000" stop="20260510142321 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142321 +0000" stop="20260510144543 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144543 +0000" stop="20260510150803 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150803 +0000" stop="20260510153023 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153023 +0000" stop="20260510155224 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155224 +0000" stop="20260510161440 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161440 +0000" stop="20260510163658 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163658 +0000" stop="20260510165920 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165920 +0000" stop="20260510172132 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172132 +0000" stop="20260510174341 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174341 +0000" stop="20260510180602 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180602 +0000" stop="20260510182806 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182806 +0000" stop="20260510185016 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185016 +0000" stop="20260510191222 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191222 +0000" stop="20260510193437 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510193437 +0000" stop="20260510195703 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195703 +0000" stop="20260510201914 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201914 +0000" stop="20260510204125 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510204125 +0000" stop="20260510210319 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210319 +0000" stop="20260510212541 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212541 +0000" stop="20260510214758 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214758 +0000" stop="20260510220905 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220905 +0000" stop="20260510223103 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223103 +0000" stop="20260510225325 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225325 +0000" stop="20260510231528 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231528 +0000" stop="20260510233233 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233233 +0000" stop="20260510235001 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235001 +0000" stop="20260511000705 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000705 +0000" stop="20260511002404 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002404 +0000" stop="20260511004103 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004103 +0000" stop="20260511010339 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010339 +0000" stop="20260511012557 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012557 +0000" stop="20260511014818 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014818 +0000" stop="20260511021038 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021038 +0000" stop="20260511023300 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023300 +0000" stop="20260511025521 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025521 +0000" stop="20260511031740 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031740 +0000" stop="20260511034004 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034004 +0000" stop="20260511040226 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040226 +0000" stop="20260511042450 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511042450 +0000" stop="20260511044713 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044713 +0000" stop="20260511050956 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050956 +0000" stop="20260511053251 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053251 +0000" stop="20260511055530 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055530 +0000" stop="20260511061805 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061805 +0000" stop="20260511064033 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064033 +0000" stop="20260511070308 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070308 +0000" stop="20260511072548 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072548 +0000" stop="20260511074811 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074811 +0000" stop="20260511081040 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081040 +0000" stop="20260511083317 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083317 +0000" stop="20260511085557 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085557 +0000" stop="20260511091826 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091826 +0000" stop="20260511094053 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094053 +0000" stop="20260511100348 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100348 +0000" stop="20260511102608 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102608 +0000" stop="20260511104836 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104836 +0000" stop="20260511111058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111058 +0000" stop="20260511113320 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511113320 +0000" stop="20260511115613 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115613 +0000" stop="20260511121913 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121913 +0000" stop="20260511124156 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124156 +0000" stop="20260511130418 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130418 +0000" stop="20260511132637 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132637 +0000" stop="20260511134858 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134858 +0000" stop="20260511141059 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141059 +0000" stop="20260511143314 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143314 +0000" stop="20260511145533 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145533 +0000" stop="20260511151754 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151754 +0000" stop="20260511154007 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154007 +0000" stop="20260511160215 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160215 +0000" stop="20260511162436 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162436 +0000" stop="20260511164641 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164641 +0000" stop="20260511170850 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170850 +0000" stop="20260511173056 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173056 +0000" stop="20260511175311 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175311 +0000" stop="20260511181538 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181538 +0000" stop="20260511183748 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183748 +0000" stop="20260511185959 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511185959 +0000" stop="20260511192153 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192153 +0000" stop="20260511194415 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194415 +0000" stop="20260511200632 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195134 +0000" stop="20260509201719 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509201719 +0000" stop="20260509204316 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204316 +0000" stop="20260509210857 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509210857 +0000" stop="20260509213436 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509213436 +0000" stop="20260509220015 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170001 +0000" stop="20260511172547 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
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    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
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    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
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    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
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    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
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    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072019 +0000" stop="20260510074449 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094723 +0000" stop="20260510101154 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103623 +0000" stop="20260510110053 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110053 +0000" stop="20260510112153 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112153 +0000" stop="20260510114210 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122328 +0000" stop="20260510124413 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124413 +0000" stop="20260510130513 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130513 +0000" stop="20260510132604 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155242 +0000" stop="20260510161345 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161345 +0000" stop="20260510163447 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163447 +0000" stop="20260510165550 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165550 +0000" stop="20260510171652 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174125 +0000" stop="20260510180557 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180557 +0000" stop="20260510183033 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183033 +0000" stop="20260510185456 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185456 +0000" stop="20260510191928 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191928 +0000" stop="20260510194400 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194400 +0000" stop="20260510200832 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200832 +0000" stop="20260510203305 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203305 +0000" stop="20260510205737 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205737 +0000" stop="20260510212210 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214642 +0000" stop="20260510221115 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221115 +0000" stop="20260510223547 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223547 +0000" stop="20260510230020 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510230020 +0000" stop="20260510232453 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232453 +0000" stop="20260510234925 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234925 +0000" stop="20260511001355 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001355 +0000" stop="20260511003827 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003827 +0000" stop="20260511010300 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010300 +0000" stop="20260511012733 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511012733 +0000" stop="20260511015205 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015205 +0000" stop="20260511021638 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021638 +0000" stop="20260511024110 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024110 +0000" stop="20260511030543 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030543 +0000" stop="20260511033014 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033014 +0000" stop="20260511035448 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035448 +0000" stop="20260511041920 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041920 +0000" stop="20260511044352 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044352 +0000" stop="20260511050825 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050825 +0000" stop="20260511053257 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053257 +0000" stop="20260511055727 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055727 +0000" stop="20260511062157 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062157 +0000" stop="20260511064627 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064627 +0000" stop="20260511071056 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071056 +0000" stop="20260511073526 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073526 +0000" stop="20260511075957 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075957 +0000" stop="20260511082427 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082427 +0000" stop="20260511084857 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093757 +0000" stop="20260511100227 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100227 +0000" stop="20260511102659 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102659 +0000" stop="20260511105131 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105131 +0000" stop="20260511111602 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111602 +0000" stop="20260511114031 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114031 +0000" stop="20260511120501 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120501 +0000" stop="20260511122601 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122601 +0000" stop="20260511124618 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124618 +0000" stop="20260511130649 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130649 +0000" stop="20260511132736 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132736 +0000" stop="20260511134821 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134821 +0000" stop="20260511140921 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140921 +0000" stop="20260511143012 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143012 +0000" stop="20260511145108 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145108 +0000" stop="20260511151211 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151211 +0000" stop="20260511153250 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153250 +0000" stop="20260511155352 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155352 +0000" stop="20260511161454 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161454 +0000" stop="20260511163555 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511163555 +0000" stop="20260511165651 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165651 +0000" stop="20260511171753 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171753 +0000" stop="20260511173856 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173856 +0000" stop="20260511175958 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175958 +0000" stop="20260511182101 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182101 +0000" stop="20260511184533 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184533 +0000" stop="20260511191006 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191006 +0000" stop="20260511193441 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193441 +0000" stop="20260511195904 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195904 +0000" stop="20260511202336 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193823 +0000" stop="20260509200344 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyewitness - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are searching for a missing six-year-old boy and they believe a elderly witness' inaccurate account may actually be for a different crime. They also respond to a suspicious dog complaint, a domestic dispute over a husband's desire to watch football, a college prank, and search a train station with a police helicopter for fleeing robbery suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200344 +0000" stop="20260509202905 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wednesday Warrior - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reed is worried when his friend, an electrical engineer, is made a reserve police officer and ends up being partnered with Officer Wells. Malloy and Reed have to contend with illegal campers, a couple driving a stolen car, and help Wells and his new partner chase down a heavily-armed bank robber who forces innocent people to participate in his crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509202905 +0000" stop="20260509205340 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirt Duel - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A series of purse snatchings involving motorcyclists is causing problems with the police, as they cannot follow them down the off-road trails they take. Reed holds a community meeting with the various motorcycle clubs (one of which is suspected in the snatchings), but one of the club leaders challenges Malloy to a race on one of the off-trails. Reed teaches Malloy the secrets of off-road cycling, however Malloy loses the race but gains the respect of the club's leader, who helps them apprehend the suspects by blocking their escape route after another crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205340 +0000" stop="20260509211812 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Late Baby - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy goes on a date with Officer Wells' niece, and Malloy learns just how over-protective her uncle is. Patrol calls include a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, a flower vendor with a stack of unpaid tickets, check on a suspicious gardener, and a high-speed pursuit with a green Corvette leads to an unexpected ending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211812 +0000" stop="20260509214244 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airdrop - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are patrolling the countryside around Los Angeles (and finishing up a call on a drunk driver) when a girl on horseback alerts them to a small plane that landed in a secluded area. When the officers investigate, a Jeep is seen leaving the area and the pilot has an excuse for his landing there. Malloy and Reed find out from Detectives and DEA agent Edwards that a Mexican smuggling ring is behind the landings, with the pilot instructed to "play dumb" if caught. The officers find the pilot and trace the Jeep's location, whereupon the detectives and DEA bring down the entire smuggling operation after tracking the Jeep to the landing area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214244 +0000" stop="20260509220714 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy rush 8-year old Jimmy to Rampart Emergency Hospital with an as yet undiagnosed illness. Upon arrival, the immediate conclusion, and diagnosis are the same: Diabetes.

Scared of the hospital, Jimmy runs off, and it's up to Reed and Malloy to find him before he goes into a diabetic coma. They follow the only lead they have, to the one happy place he was before the attack began, at the pet store, to buy a puppy.

Elsewhere, Malloy's new girlfriend Cathy mans a hospital telephone hotline which is about to go under due to lack of funds. One call has her worried, that from Sherry, a 15-year old junkie threatening suicide to escape her troubled life. Sherry won't discloes where she is while she takes some "reds," supplied by her similary junike mother.

Malloy and Reed need to find her fast, before she OD's.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with "Emergency!", featuring Doctor Bracket and Nurse McCall but also featuring cameos of Dr. Early and Firemen Gage and DeSoto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220714 +0000" stop="20260509223149 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Wheels - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The officers undergo their driver refresher courses to hone their pursuit and driving skills, but a rash of car strippers brings about a new approach suggested by Officer Wells: going undercover as paperboys riding bicycles to find the thieves. Hilarity ensues; Wells wrecks his bicycle that belonged to a young girl, Malloy deals with an irate newspaper customer, and Reed and Malloy pull over a VW Microbus on a traffic violation where the driver's parrot chanted "Down with Pigs!", but the tactics work and the officers break up the car stripping ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223149 +0000" stop="20260509225620 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badge Heavy - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Officer Charlie Burnside pulls a prank on Officer Albert Porter, a friend of Reed's, who does not take the joke, and Porter lets Reed know that he feels Burnside is being a little "badge heavy" (rough) on his suspects. After dealing with an inept would-be robber whose car won't start, Malloy and Reed are handling backup on a call when Reed observes Burnside choke a suspect. Reed reports it but nothing is done by the Captain because the victim wouldn't admit Burnside was the aggressor. Burnside turns cocky on Reed saying he has "an ace in the hole" and that Reed was mad about the prank he pulled on Porter. During a foot pursuit of two robbers, Burnside got to one of them and this results in charges brought against the officer, who confronts Reed but this time the other officers back Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509225620 +0000" stop="20260509232051 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Nobody - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A hotel janitor (and wino) named Harry witnesses a murder in a hotel room, but refuses to talk until Reed shows him compassion and respect, both of which are lacking from his family and friends, but his testimony is clouded by his alcoholic past. Malloy relives his childhood by telling the story of his chaperoning a junior high dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509232051 +0000" stop="20260509234522 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Surprise - S05E08</title>
    <desc>It's Malloy's birthday and he makes it known to Reed, "no surprise parties". Sgt. MacDonald warns the officers about a rash of robberies using milk crates to break store windows. During a routine traffic stop, Reed notices a milk crate in the back of a car and surreptitiously marks it for identification later, and the thief is apprehended later using the same milk crate. Other calls include backing up a jewelry store robbery when the officers pull over for DUI the owner of said store, an embarrassed male purse snatching victim inside a negligee shop, a phony gas station worker at a closed gas station, a shootout in the police garage resulting from a drunk suspect officers failed to handcuff, and Officer Wells captures a B&amp;E suspect based on a hunch by Malloy, who despite Reed's denials, continues to suspect a party is afoot until Reed gives his partner a present: a leather purse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234522 +0000" stop="20260510000953 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendetta - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A World War II survivor (and bar owner) sets an ambush for an unidentified intruder when Malloy and Reed intervene. R&amp;I determines the owner is clean and emigrated to the US 17 years earlier from Eastern Europe. The officers speak with a local priest who knows the owner, who complains to Sgt. MacDonald about what he feels is the officers' interference. Later shots are fired at the bar and an intruder is unconscious with no one else in the bar. Malloy and Reed find the owner with the priest, who informs them that the intruder is a former Nazi soldier and did not want to surrender.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000953 +0000" stop="20260510003421 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaser - S05E10</title>
    <desc>An out-of-state armed private investigator is inside a bar, Malloy and Reed arrive and determine the PI is legally allowed to carry but takes him to his car to stow the gun, and find he is in town looking for a bail jumper. Later the PI is in the middle of an altercation with two black men, one of which is seriously injured. The PI claims the men tried to rob him, later the men tell a different story, and Sgt. MacDonald orders the PI arrested. The PI is found after catching (and roughing up) the bail jumper, and is arrested. Other calls include an elderly man wanting a group of cars driven by hippies ticketed for illegal parking, and a woman who demands the officers ticket her husband's car because he refuses to replace the balding tires on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510003421 +0000" stop="20260510005855 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Spell - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed have to wear their long-sleeved uniforms despite a hot forecast, then later found out they could have changed to short sleeves but missed the radio notification. The officers receive a tip about a bicycle pump that contains drugs, later the find a woman experiencing withdrawal symptoms, and they find the supplier and the pump. Other cases include a man complaining about his grass being trampled during his yard sale, only to find he was selling stolen property from another man who gave him the items from his job as a repo man. After arresting the repo man, they get a tip on a murder suspect which leads to the suspect's arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005855 +0000" stop="20260510012325 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gifts and Long Letters - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to a hotel to stop a suicide attempt, which they do and the woman leaves a note for another patron of the hotel, a parolee with ties to organized crime who refuses to speak with the woman because he thinks someone from the mob is after him. Later the officers are called back to the hotel because the manager wants the parolee evicted because he's up typing until the wee hours of the morning, then another call to the hotel results in a shootout between the officers and the parolee, who was having delusions the mob was after him. In another case, the officers offer assistance to a man whose car needed a tire change and the man declined; the officers receive a radio report of a robbery which involved the same man and car. Detectives later apprehend the man; Malloy and Reed verify the suspect's identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510012325 +0000" stop="20260510014756 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O'Brien's Stand - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy's fiesty landlady, Mrs. O'Brien, has her purse stolen and refuses to leave the station until her case is settled. O'Brien resorts to other means, including hounding detectives and setting up a picket line to vent her frustrations. Malloy determines that there may be a connection between O'Brien's theft and a string of purse snatchings involving Social Security checks, and suggests using a decoy to put an end to the heists, which works and the ring is brought down. Another incident involved two men arousing suspicion for their erratic behavior; in the ensuing pursuit the men are arrested and heroin is found in their car; later a call to a home where a man killed his son with a shovel, during the murder investigation they find candy wrappers and tire tracks that link with the two men arrested earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014756 +0000" stop="20260510021225 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Reed spreads his flu to several other officers, leaving the station undermanned. Reed has a shootout with a rifle-toting man and finds he is wanted for bookmaking. Malloy has an argument with a storekeeper and a customer of the quality of merchandise while Reed writes a speeding ticket, later the officers catch a man on a rooftop of a store after Reed noticed flashing lights there, later another suspect gets away from a foot pursuit with Reed. Due to the understaffing situation, Malloy and Reed are asked to do double shifts, and Malloy tickets a woman for failing to stop at a stop sign, later when Sgt. MacDonald asks the officers to escort the police commissioner they get a surprise--it's the woman Malloy stopped earlier for running a stop sign!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510021225 +0000" stop="20260510023656 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (2) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>While on second shift, Malloy and Reed take Police Commissioner Dixon on a ride-along. They encounter a bar owner who locked a naked, elderly man inside, a fight with a knife-wielding man and another man with a gun, and a missing 17-year-old deaf boy with mental instabilities, which Reed recognizes as the boy that escaped his foot pursuit earlier. The officers and Commissioner Dixon observe the boy in a car running from another police unit, and they join in to alert the pursuing unit to the boy's condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023656 +0000" stop="20260510030131 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen's Arrest - 484 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A woman is arrested for shoplifting, on the way to the station she stops at a car and picks up her baby, then escapes from custody during a disruption at the station, later another call regarding a stolen baby involves their missing shoplifter, which leads to a disturbance call at an apartment complex during which they re-capture the shoplifter, and the apartment manager claims the woman's husband stole his car, and the woman claims the manager made an extortion call demanding $2000 for the baby. The officers pursue, then catch the man at a rail yard. Another call resulted in a brief hostage situation between Reed and the suspected B&amp;E of a warehouse; Reed manages to trick his way out and capture the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030131 +0000" stop="20260510032604 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are given a different police car which has 300 miles to go until retirement, and also inherit the problems--the car suddenly surges power, the glove compartment door constantly drops on Reed's knees, the water hose breaks while they are sneaking up on a prowler suspect who it turns out used to live there, a busted taillight prevents them from writing a ticket to a citizen whose car had the same problem, the distributor cap fails when trying to respond to another call, and finally, after capturing a suspect in a pursuit, the car's emergency brake fails and the unmanned car runs into a tree. Another call regarding warehouse activity (for the first time in eight years) results in the capture of a some burglary suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032604 +0000" stop="20260510035036 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Ground - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a car on a routine traffic stop and are taken hostage by two robbers escaping from their heist. The officers have to use all their skills to escape the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035036 +0000" stop="20260510041509 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Watch - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Reed spends a Saturday night talking about buying a used car, during the watch the officers handle a possible DUI but the driver passes the field sobriety tests, a shooting during which a man kills his recently paroled son-in-law, a car stripper, trick a man into revealing his name after pulling him over for speeding and finding the car has over $900 of unpaid tickets, and two beatings at motels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041509 +0000" stop="20260510043940 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspended - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Reed spends an evening on the firing range, then stops by a all-night grocery store. When Reed leaves, a man approaches him as if he knew him, then points out another man in a green Beetle holding a gun on the officer. Reed drops his groceries, pushes the man, jumps and fires at the man in the Beetle, hitting the car, but the man in the Beetle shot and hit his accomplice. The grocer swears he only heard one shot, and the accomplice gave a dying declaration that Reed was trigger-happy and shot him. Reed (as per standard procedure) is assigned desk duty until the Review Board completed its findings, but the accomplice's death makes it look more and more like Reed could face a murder charge until Malloy (along with his by-the-book replacement partner) locates the green Beetle after going through numerous DMV checks, and locates the other man, exonerating Reed with both the courts and the department, who cleared him in the shooting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510043940 +0000" stop="20260510050411 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool and His Money - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy wins $10,000 in a women's shampoo naming contest and intends to buy a boat despite the rest of the squad suggesting he invest it, avalanches of mail offers, etc. Calls include an elderly male tenant complaining that a new elderly female tenant's Irish music is too loud, and the officers leave them together to "work it out", then a sniper wreaks havoc until he is shot trying to escape in a car, a reported theft turned out to be a broke man whose three wives stripped the expensive house he was in clean except for the stolen items, and a wino is killed by another wino for his new tennis shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050411 +0000" stop="20260510052843 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a 415 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The officers spot a runaway young boy hiding in the woods and prepare to take him home. En route, they get a 415 (disturbance) call from the boy's address and find his mother and step-father quiet, and are warned by the officers. They return a second time with the couple throwing things at each other and is broken up. Officer Woods lets Malloy and Reed know he has tangled with them before. A third call to the same address forces the officers to send the husband to his sister's house, but he returns to the apartment and when he does, shots ring out just as the officers arrive for the fourth time. Other incidents include a man waiting for his wife encounters a girl who jumps into his cars offering him drugs and a man trying to break into his truck after his dog locked him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510052843 +0000" stop="20260510055313 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Tabs - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a speeding car full of teenagers, including Sgt. MacDonald's son, and Malloy finds himself in the middle between father and son on how to handle it. Other calls include a burglar who tries to run up the fire escape unsuccessfully, complaints about a woman feeding ducks interrupting two men and a chess game; Malloy suggests she join them when she comments that they are poor chess players, two boyfriends fight at knifepoint over a woman, who leaves with a third man after the two combatants are arrested, and Reed has to save a drunk (played by Pat Buttram) who is trying to direct traffic at a busy intersection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510055313 +0000" stop="20260510061747 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rap - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Reed loses a case against a young car thief in juvenile court, who is later spotted in his dad's car. Later, a robbery leads to a high-speed pursuit which ends in a traffic accident; the teen car thief is killed in the crash. Other incidents include a girl whose boyfriend died from a heroin "hot shot", and she provides the name and address of his supplier, but the officers need more, so she buys drugs from the supplier and provides the serial number of the $10 bill she used to buy them. The officers stakeout the house and arrest the supplier. An elderly woman insists on being arrested rather than ticketed for a traffic violation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061747 +0000" stop="20260510064218 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbor Division - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy has to sell two ballet tickets after his date cancels on him and gets needled by the squad. The officers are patrolling the Harbor Division and handle calls for a boat owner overcharged for fuel by a dealer, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on top of his car, investigate a suspicious young couple, pull over an astrologer for reckless driving, and a drunk shooting from the crows nest of a ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064218 +0000" stop="20260510070648 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampart Division - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed patrol an area of Los Angeles inhabited by a large retirement population. Calls include a purse snatching during which the suspect eluded capture, but was later found during routine patrol, a retired policeman turned security guard named George who wants to talk shop, an elderly man with multiple warrants for auto theft trying to break into a car in a church parking lot, a dispute between and elderly woman and man over her eviction and his offer to take her in, then arrest the woman when she begins smashing a car with a baseball bat, handle another dispute over $5, prevent a baby stroller from rolling into a lake, and a robbery during which George assisted in the capture of the suspects, then laments to the officers about being lonely due to all of his friends passing on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510070648 +0000" stop="20260510073120 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foothill Division - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald reported his camper was broken into with three fishing rods and a pair of custom-made cowboy boots missing, and offers two free steak dinners for their return. The officers come across another man with the same "one of a kind" boots that Mac lost. Cases include Malloy, Reed, and Mac riding horseback to locate three suspects in a break-in at a stable, later the station is under sniper fire, Malloy, Reed, and Air Ten assist in capturing the sniper, and Officer Wells (showing his rarely-seen compassionate side) takes up a collection for a couple and their cancer-stricken daughter to get to San Francisco, later Wells finds out he's been had as the "couple" were well-known con artists with a long rap sheet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073120 +0000" stop="20260510075551 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Valley Division - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed notice an attractive woman walking her scottie when they get a call from Air Ten to assist with a motorcyclist who is also a potential firebug. They track the young man to his mother's house and the officers warn him about the pitfalls of arson. While the woman continues to walk her dog, the officers investigate a robbery at a movie theater where the manager and ticket taker are tied up; she lets them know a man on a gray motorcycle committed the crime, Malloy and Reed stop a gray motorcycle but the rider is a woman, they locate another motorcycle and catch the suspect after pursuit and the motorcycle crashing. The officers respond to another robbery at a department store where the security guard was shot and provides a dying declaration of who shot him, then Air Ten locates a possible suspect vehicle; the pursuit ends with two people just wanting to experience the thrill of a police chase. The Scottie dog is found tied up and the officers discover the woman is in reality a fur thief, and is arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075551 +0000" stop="20260510082021 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice Division - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate a woman nude sunbathing on the beach, with her "agent" begging for her arrest, later Reed arrests a man trying to steal coins from a phone booth, assist a motorcycle policeman in catching a dune buggy thief, a leotard-wearing woman who fears for her life after receiving obscene phone calls, later is attacked by the caller and the officers locate and arrest him, a wino that dies after eating dinner, and a low-speed pursuit of a jack-o-lantern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510082021 +0000" stop="20260510084452 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The officers pull over a car on a traffic violation and find the driver is Reno West, a cat burglar Malloy sent to prison four years previous, and Malloy is suspicious that West will resume his career, as he is found later at the library looking up likely articles to steal while investigating stolen books. Other cases include removal of an abandoned car, a robbery which turns to murder as the shopowner is killed, the suspect is chased into a tunnel where Reed is forced to kill him after a standoff, and a hostage situation involving a distraught man and his daughter; the officers are able to end the situation peaceably despite the man having a bead on Reed with his gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084452 +0000" stop="20260510090923 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys Division - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, prompting chuckles and guffaws from the squad. The officers then assist Air Ten in an airplane operated by a drunk pilot which crash-landed, and the police have to get the pilot out before he lights a cigarette which would have ignited the leaking gas coming from the plane, and rescue the pilot's son who required CPR. Reno West is suspected in the theft of some stamps from a mansion, a witness provides excellent descriptions of suspects involved in a jewelry store robbery, who is apprehended during a routine traffic stop, and a woman taking an alleged purse snatcher to the police station in her car rather than walk four miles to do so. Malloy shaves off the mustache when he has trouble trimming it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090923 +0000" stop="20260510093353 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Division - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A rookie cop with a "know-it-all" attitude, Officer Barrett, presents problems for the officers on the force, including Officer Wells, Malloy and Reed. At the start of the episode -- after an academy demonstration of an arrest gone tragically wrong -- Barrett bungles the arrest of an elderly man suspected of holding up a bank. Officers Malloy and Wells verbally reprimand Barrett (who has apparently made similar mistakes before) about his latest mistakes, even though the old gent did not display a weapon (he simply presented a note to a teller requesting $1 million) and had a few screws loose. Near the end of the show, the officers must deal with a bomber who has planted an explosive device inside a cereal box at a local grocery store, with the bomb set to go off within the hour. After the officers corner the suspect (who holds another man at gunpoint) Barrett chokes when Reed orders the hot-dog rookie to arrest the suspect; Malloy eventually takes the man into custody. In the wrap-up,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510093353 +0000" stop="20260510095823 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Reno West's burglary reign continues, and the Captain orders it stopped at all costs. Malloy and Reed find the veteran burglar at a gas station with a female companion and West is not too happy to see the police following him. Later West's friend's car is spotted at the scene of another burglary and despite Officer Wells blowing the stakeout, Malloy re-captures his old nemesis. Other cases include having to divert a vicious guard dog so the officers can save a 70 year old man in a diabetic coma, investigate a theft of a rare jade statue from a mansion, and a domestic dispute between a couple where it appears the wife is the abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095823 +0000" stop="20260510102254 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Division - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy really likes the voice of the new dispatcher but when he meets her in person is dismayed to find she is married to the SWAT lieutenant. Cases handled include a hit-and-run which seriously injured a young girl, a synagogue who had their Hebrew-based typewriter and money stolen, a drunk woman sitting on a lawn who is spurned by her daughter when the officers take the drunk there, and while visiting T.J.'s wagon, T.J. clues them in on a disgruntled former painter who is planning revenge, and when the officers arrive at the studio shots are fired, two painters are injured; the SWAT team is brought in to rescue another painter and capture the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102254 +0000" stop="20260510104724 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510104724 +0000" stop="20260510111157 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510111157 +0000" stop="20260510113628 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113628 +0000" stop="20260510120101 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120101 +0000" stop="20260510122535 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510122535 +0000" stop="20260510125006 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125006 +0000" stop="20260510131438 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131438 +0000" stop="20260510133908 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133908 +0000" stop="20260510140340 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140340 +0000" stop="20260510142814 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142814 +0000" stop="20260510145246 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510145246 +0000" stop="20260510151718 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510151718 +0000" stop="20260510154149 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154149 +0000" stop="20260510160622 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160622 +0000" stop="20260510163120 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163120 +0000" stop="20260510165617 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165617 +0000" stop="20260510172050 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172050 +0000" stop="20260510174521 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174521 +0000" stop="20260510180954 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180954 +0000" stop="20260510183425 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183425 +0000" stop="20260510185938 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185938 +0000" stop="20260510192407 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192407 +0000" stop="20260510194905 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed arrest a happy drunk who is quite entertaining until the happiness turns out to be a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194905 +0000" stop="20260510201404 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit Risk - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Reed applies for a credit card only to discover that he has been turned down because he is considered a bad credit risk. Reed fights to clear his credit history while Malloy offers advice in the interim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201404 +0000" stop="20260510203915 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy spend Christmas Eve on patrol, answering calls such as a man playing Christmas carols on the bagpipes, a stolen truck carrying radioactive materials, a man caught trying to steal gas from someone else's car, a liquor store robbery, and a rooftop sniper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203915 +0000" stop="20260510210347 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Shot - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy, off duty, heads to the laundromat and finds a man using one of the dryers to dry a pillow case full of marijuana. This leads into an investigation into a possible marijuana ring with others trying the same trick. Back on patrol, Reed and Malloy also have to deal with a belligerent preacher, a neighbor dispute, and a lost child who can't speak a word of English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210347 +0000" stop="20260510212858 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.T.A. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed start looking at salvage yards after thefts of older cars begin to increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212858 +0000" stop="20260510215410 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victim of the Crime - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Reeds gets blamed by a shopkeeper's daughter for the escape of a thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215410 +0000" stop="20260510221943 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Point - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A nervous recruit named Ernie Sampson hides the fact that he stutters, imperiling Reed and Malloy when he fails to warn them about an armed robber who might ambush them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221943 +0000" stop="20260510224516 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady's Night - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and his girlfriend invite Reed and his wife on a rare night-on-the-town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224516 +0000" stop="20260510231027 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen with Gun - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A nervous homeowner who has been burglarized on time too many decides to buy a gun to protect himself and his home, but nearly shoots Officer Wells, who is responding to a prowler call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231027 +0000" stop="20260510233459 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow Up - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed set out to round up a horse thief after the owner of a riding academy is accused of stealing his own equines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233459 +0000" stop="20260510235957 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed get dispatched to find a man who has told others he plans to kill himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235957 +0000" stop="20260511002522 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Action - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Malloy fails to show up for an off-duty appointment, Reed retraces his partner's steps and finds out he has been kidnapped by a revolutionary group demanding the release of one of their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002522 +0000" stop="20260511005047 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gus Corbin - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy are called upon to train rookie officer Gus Corbin, but trouble ensues when Corbin starts taking unnecessary and often undue risks to apprehend suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005047 +0000" stop="20260511011614 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Hall - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A female office named Dana Hall feels she isn't being given enough worthy work and decides to prove herself to Reed and Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011614 +0000" stop="20260511014147 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Reed is discouraged by the futility of his job, he volunteers to work on narcotics assignments for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511014147 +0000" stop="20260511020717 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Following his recovery from being shot, Malloy returns to patrol only to find out that Reed - who earned the Medal of Valor for saving Malloy's life - may indeed take the investigator's exam, at the urging of his wife.  If Reed passes, he leave the patrol division, and Malloy for a desk job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511020717 +0000" stop="20260511023213 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 001: The Impossible Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot Episode:  Working out of a patrol car designated "Adam-12," Officers Malloy and Reed perform a typical day's work, which includes a high speed auto-chase, the capture of two robbers, and an emergency call to save a suffocating baby. Malloy decides to turn in his badge after his young partner was killed a few weeks earlier. But at the end of the shift, he comes around and decides that he can't let inexperienced Jim Reed loose on another officer, so he decides not to leave the force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023213 +0000" stop="20260511025710 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 141: The Color TV Bandit - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills, and then pursue a long-sought burglary suspect in a foot chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025710 +0000" stop="20260511032205 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 011: It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed are involved in a high speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute as they work the P.M. watch. Reed worries all evening that the small dent in the fender he caused while backing the car up for fuel might lead to termination, since he is still on probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032205 +0000" stop="20260511034659 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 131: Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed assist a young mother whose baby is threatened by a deranged man and they help a woman being harassed by a spiteful neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034659 +0000" stop="20260511041150 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 091: You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed learns that a professional officer has to keep their emotions under control; even when confronted with an abusive drunk-driver, right after clearing an "officer down" call &amp; finding his close friend from the Academy critically wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041150 +0000" stop="20260511043640 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 161: And You Want Me to Get Married! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman pinned under her crashed car and settle a family dispute, among other duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043640 +0000" stop="20260511050135 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 071: I Feel Like a Fool, Malloy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Among other calls, Officers Malloy and Reed answer a loud noise complaint and discover a teen-age babysitter in desperate need of help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050135 +0000" stop="20260511052631 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 072: El Presidente - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still 6 months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors, help a taxi driver that was just robbed, and a local man mistaken as the President by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052631 +0000" stop="20260511055126 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Reed gets Malloy to agree to an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another event prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards, and a suspected car theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055126 +0000" stop="20260511061617 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 132: The Producer - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers, even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence, and track down a prowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061617 +0000" stop="20260511064113 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 111: Snake in the Trunk - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Officers Reed and Malloy have to break apart a couple of feuding neighbors, attempt to find a stolen car with a boa constrictor in the trunk, and effect a rescue of two people from a house on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064113 +0000" stop="20260511070605 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 061: The Runaway - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When officers Reed and Malloy get to a communal house occupied by hippies, they find a young girl, who has run away from home, extremely sick from narcotic use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070605 +0000" stop="20260511073058 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 122: The Thief Who Stole Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Christmas eve Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073058 +0000" stop="20260511075547 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075547 +0000" stop="20260511082040 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082040 +0000" stop="20260511084537 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084537 +0000" stop="20260511091031 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091031 +0000" stop="20260511093527 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093527 +0000" stop="20260511100024 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100024 +0000" stop="20260511102519 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102519 +0000" stop="20260511105014 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105014 +0000" stop="20260511111510 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111510 +0000" stop="20260511114005 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114005 +0000" stop="20260511120458 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120458 +0000" stop="20260511122950 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 092: Tell Him He Pushed Back a Little Too Hard - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A couple of neighbors co-own a boat and continually fight over it so Malloy and Reed do their best to mediate this latest rift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122950 +0000" stop="20260511125442 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 022: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed on patrol deal with a domestic dispute, the theft of a fur, and the noise from a loud party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125442 +0000" stop="20260511131951 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 015: Exactly One Hundred Yards - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed volunteer for the LAPD Olympics. There, they meet a youth who is in need of a positive role model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131951 +0000" stop="20260511134501 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 153: Find Me a Needle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "Mulholland Mauler" is the object of a department wide search and several cars are assigned to patrol 'lovers lane' but more than one suspect ends up matching the description. How do they smoke out the Mauler?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134501 +0000" stop="20260511141009 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 052: Good Cop: Handle with Care - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn the reporters to cease their behavior, but they don't and they end up causing a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141009 +0000" stop="20260511143516 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 023: Pig Is a Three Letter Word - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of black hoodlums shoot and kill a respected black couple during a grocery store robbery. Reed and Malloy sent in to ward off a potential riot, knowing that given the heightened racial tensions, the wrong thing said could spark deadly violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143516 +0000" stop="20260511150023 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 083: A Different Thing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit-and-run incident that soon begins to look like a homicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150023 +0000" stop="20260511152532 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 103: A Sound Like Thunder - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed double date on their day off to a ghost town only to be confronted by a motor cycle gang. It takes their quick police instincts to save the day as Mrs Reed gets too close to delivering the baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152532 +0000" stop="20260511155038 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 063: Baby - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reed foolishly comes to work on the same day his wife is admitted to the hospital to give birth to their child. Reed continually attempts to contact his hospitalized wife but is always foiled by crime, timing or incompetence. Malloy just tries to get through the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155038 +0000" stop="20260511161549 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 093: Once a Junkie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed begin to suspect that their street informant has returned to using and is committing crimes to support his habit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161549 +0000" stop="20260511164100 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 123: Courtroom - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A look at courtroom procedures, wherein a routine arrest on a traffic warrant uncovers a cache of narcotics. However, the suspect bases his defense that Reed was guilty of improper search and seizure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511164100 +0000" stop="20260511170607 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 143: Cave - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of seemingly random thefts of odd items in a neighborhood.
This episode was filmed around the the streets of Sylmar LA
on Dronfield pl, Foothill Blvd, Sproule ave and on the the still under construction Foothill Freeway, The cave was in the Roxford st under pass next too the off ramp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170607 +0000" stop="20260511173116 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 142: As High as You Are - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed encounter a lion in an apartment building and investigate a break-in at a medical supply warehouse. Malloy fends off cop haters and maintains the peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173116 +0000" stop="20260511175623 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 043: Hostage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Two armed convicts holding up a diner shoot Malloy who entered innocently, and hold him and other civilians hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175623 +0000" stop="20260511182128 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 034: Astro - S02E13</title>
    <desc>LAPD incorporates a helicopter unit into their patrols which helps Malloy and Reed track down armed criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182128 +0000" stop="20260511184634 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 014: S.W.A.T. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rooftop sniper endangers the lives of people in a neighborhood, resulting in Malloy and Reed calling in the SWAT unit to secure the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184634 +0000" stop="20260511191142 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 064: Bottom of the Bottle - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alcohol related incidents and a suicide attempt keep Malloy and Reed busy on a Sunday afternoon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511191142 +0000" stop="20260511193649 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 054: Impersonation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money. But is he really the guilty party, or is it a clever criminal who has assumed his identity?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193649 +0000" stop="20260511200157 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 024: A Rare Occasion - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a purse snatcher focused on being jailed in time for dinner, a young boy on drugs with his dealer out to kill him, while enduring worry and concern over two policemen friends hospitalized in critical care resulting from a crackup in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194044 +0000" stop="20260509200522 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200522 +0000" stop="20260509203102 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509203102 +0000" stop="20260509205641 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205641 +0000" stop="20260509212221 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212221 +0000" stop="20260509214800 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214800 +0000" stop="20260509221340 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221340 +0000" stop="20260509223920 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223920 +0000" stop="20260509230459 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230459 +0000" stop="20260509233030 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233030 +0000" stop="20260509235608 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235608 +0000" stop="20260510002145 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002145 +0000" stop="20260510004725 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510004725 +0000" stop="20260510011306 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011306 +0000" stop="20260510013836 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510034640 +0000" stop="20260510041211 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510050332 +0000" stop="20260510052910 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510071133 +0000" stop="20260510073712 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510091917 +0000" stop="20260510094457 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
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    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510101025 +0000" stop="20260510103548 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
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    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
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    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
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    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
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    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
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    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103412 +0000" stop="20260511105428 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111137 +0000" stop="20260511113146 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124619 +0000" stop="20260511130419 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511134123 +0000" stop="20260511140137 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140137 +0000" stop="20260511141958 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511141958 +0000" stop="20260511144015 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511144015 +0000" stop="20260511145723 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145723 +0000" stop="20260511151732 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151732 +0000" stop="20260511153619 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153619 +0000" stop="20260511155303 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155303 +0000" stop="20260511161132 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511161132 +0000" stop="20260511163205 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163205 +0000" stop="20260511165005 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511165005 +0000" stop="20260511170910 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170910 +0000" stop="20260511172709 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172709 +0000" stop="20260511174724 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174724 +0000" stop="20260511180544 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180544 +0000" stop="20260511182601 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182601 +0000" stop="20260511184310 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184310 +0000" stop="20260511190318 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190318 +0000" stop="20260511192205 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192205 +0000" stop="20260511193850 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195718 +0000" stop="20260511201751 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510030842 +0000" stop="20260510032007 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Son of Rap Bear - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess is coaxed into a high stakes battle against the indomitable Son of Rap Bear, Finn must help her search for a new strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnibel Bubblegum - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A long lost artifact causes Princess Bubblegum to harken back to the creation of the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Seventeen - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious knight crashes Finn's birthday bash and presents him with a dangerous gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510035425 +0000" stop="20260510040550 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring of Fire - S10E06</title>
    <desc>When an old flame comes calling on urgent business, Tree Trunks reconsiders both her wild past and her tranquil present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510040550 +0000" stop="20260510041715 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marcy &amp; Hunson - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Hunson Abadeer returns to Ooo to bond with his daughter Marceline, but will he be able to prove he's changed his soul-sucking ways?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510041715 +0000" stop="20260510042841 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Investigation - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are tasked with investigating reports of a haunting at Joshua and Margaret's old office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510042841 +0000" stop="20260510044007 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blenanas - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510044007 +0000" stop="20260510045132 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Starchild - S10E10</title>
    <desc>In order to fulfill his grand destiny, Jake is spirited away by a strangely familiar shape-shifting alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510045132 +0000" stop="20260510050258 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temple of Mars - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Searching for answers on Mars, Finn and Jermaine discover that they must first survive a cunning Martian mental trap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510050258 +0000" stop="20260510051424 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumbaldia - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake, as ambassadors of the Candy Kingdom, travel to a powerful new city-state in a last ditch effort to stave off war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510051424 +0000" stop="20260510055906 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Along With Me - S10E13</title>
    <desc>BMO narrates the Great Gum War in which Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Lemongrab, Huntress Wizard and Lumpy Space Princess band together to battle Gumbald and his army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510055906 +0000" stop="20260510061057 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party Panic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510061057 +0000" stop="20260510062253 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Lumpy Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510062253 +0000" stop="20260510063453 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoners of Love - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ice King kidnaps a number of princesses he sees as potential brides, Finn and Jake team with the prisoners to set everybody free.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510063453 +0000" stop="20260510064650 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree Trunks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake join Tree Trunks in search for the rare Crystal Gem Apple, but question whether Tree Trunks has what it takes to adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510064650 +0000" stop="20260510065843 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enchiridion! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510065843 +0000" stop="20260510071024 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jiggler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A jiggly creature attracted by Finn's auto-tuned singing follows Finn and Jake home but soon feels ill effects of separation from its family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510071024 +0000" stop="20260510072219 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510072219 +0000" stop="20260510073411 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510073411 +0000" stop="20260510074606 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510074606 +0000" stop="20260510075759 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510075759 +0000" stop="20260510080955 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510080955 +0000" stop="20260510082147 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082147 +0000" stop="20260510083340 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510083340 +0000" stop="20260510084520 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510084520 +0000" stop="20260510085717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510085717 +0000" stop="20260510090907 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510090907 +0000" stop="20260510092100 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510092100 +0000" stop="20260510093259 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510093259 +0000" stop="20260510094456 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510094456 +0000" stop="20260510095654 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510095654 +0000" stop="20260510100847 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100847 +0000" stop="20260510102043 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henchman - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After seeing Marceline the vampire queen torment an elderly henchman, Finn steps in to be her new henchman, doing whatever he is told to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510102043 +0000" stop="20260510103239 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day Daydream - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stuck inside the treehouse due to a knife storm, Finn and Jake use their imagination to pass the time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510103239 +0000" stop="20260510104428 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have You Done? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake capture the Ice King as their prisoner, but feel guilty when unable to explain the wrongs he committed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510104428 +0000" stop="20260510105627 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Hero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The great warrior Billy inspires Finn and Jake to practice nonviolence, but the duo finds it difficult to resist old ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510105627 +0000" stop="20260510110822 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gut Grinder - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Fluffy People's gold has been devoured by a culprit only known as "The Gut Grinder", Finn and Jake team up to find him with his tracks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510110822 +0000" stop="20260510112008 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from the Nightosphere - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marceline's evil father goes on a soul-sucking rampage after Finn and Marceline accidentally release him from the Nightosphere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510112008 +0000" stop="20260510113154 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510113154 +0000" stop="20260510114339 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loyalty to the King - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are excited to meet the Nice King who has come to Ooo. They soon realize that he looks suspiciously like someone else they know; the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510114339 +0000" stop="20260510115524 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Under the Skin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets a splinter on his finger, he wants to get the best armor. In order to receive it, he must go on a quest to get the Magical Armor of Zelderon and survive one embarrassing situation after another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510115524 +0000" stop="20260510120710 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storytelling - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jake is sick and demands to hear a good story full of romance, fighting and suspense.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510120710 +0000" stop="20260510121852 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121852 +0000" stop="20260510123038 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510123038 +0000" stop="20260510124224 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510124224 +0000" stop="20260510125411 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510125411 +0000" stop="20260510130559 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510130559 +0000" stop="20260510131744 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510131744 +0000" stop="20260510132931 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510132931 +0000" stop="20260510134118 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510134118 +0000" stop="20260510135306 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510135306 +0000" stop="20260510140454 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510140454 +0000" stop="20260510141641 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510141641 +0000" stop="20260510142829 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510142829 +0000" stop="20260510144016 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144016 +0000" stop="20260510145202 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510145202 +0000" stop="20260510150348 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510150348 +0000" stop="20260510151535 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510151535 +0000" stop="20260510152723 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510152723 +0000" stop="20260510153905 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510153905 +0000" stop="20260510155052 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510155052 +0000" stop="20260510160240 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510160240 +0000" stop="20260510161427 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510161427 +0000" stop="20260510162614 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510162614 +0000" stop="20260510163801 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510163801 +0000" stop="20260510164948 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510164948 +0000" stop="20260510170136 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510170136 +0000" stop="20260510171324 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510171324 +0000" stop="20260510172510 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510172510 +0000" stop="20260510173658 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are literally unable to move and are at the mercy of the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173658 +0000" stop="20260510174843 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510174843 +0000" stop="20260510180032 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510180032 +0000" stop="20260510181215 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510181215 +0000" stop="20260510182402 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182402 +0000" stop="20260510183550 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510183550 +0000" stop="20260510184737 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184737 +0000" stop="20260510185920 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510185920 +0000" stop="20260510191104 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191104 +0000" stop="20260510192250 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192250 +0000" stop="20260510193436 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510195813 +0000" stop="20260510201000 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510201000 +0000" stop="20260510202147 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510202147 +0000" stop="20260510203335 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510203335 +0000" stop="20260510204519 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510204519 +0000" stop="20260510205704 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205704 +0000" stop="20260510210849 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
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    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510212037 +0000" stop="20260510213224 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510213224 +0000" stop="20260510214410 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510214410 +0000" stop="20260510215552 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510220734 +0000" stop="20260510221920 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510223108 +0000" stop="20260510224255 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224255 +0000" stop="20260510225436 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510225436 +0000" stop="20260510230624 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510230624 +0000" stop="20260510231810 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231810 +0000" stop="20260510232957 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510232957 +0000" stop="20260510234145 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510234145 +0000" stop="20260510235325 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235325 +0000" stop="20260511000510 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511000510 +0000" stop="20260511001657 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511001657 +0000" stop="20260511002844 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511002844 +0000" stop="20260511004031 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004031 +0000" stop="20260511005218 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511005218 +0000" stop="20260511010403 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010403 +0000" stop="20260511011550 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011550 +0000" stop="20260511012737 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511012737 +0000" stop="20260511013924 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013924 +0000" stop="20260511015112 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015112 +0000" stop="20260511020259 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020259 +0000" stop="20260511021446 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511021446 +0000" stop="20260511022631 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022631 +0000" stop="20260511023818 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511023818 +0000" stop="20260511025004 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025004 +0000" stop="20260511030150 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030150 +0000" stop="20260511031335 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031335 +0000" stop="20260511032521 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Little People - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Finn receives a bag full of miniature versions of his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511032521 +0000" stop="20260511033708 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dad - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jake's a daddy, but being a father and keeping his rainicorn pups from killing themselves or each other is a lot harder than he imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033708 +0000" stop="20260511034854 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Finn creates an alter ego, Davey. Davey soon begins to take over, and Jake is forced into action to get his old friend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511034854 +0000" stop="20260511040041 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Dungeon - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King, NEPTR, Tree Trunks, Shelby, and Lemongrab are trapped inside a mysterious dungeon and must work together to free themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040041 +0000" stop="20260511041228 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Your Fault - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum sends Finn and Jake to investigate a message of distress from the Earls of Lemongrab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041228 +0000" stop="20260511042415 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Dude - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Finn's hat comes to life and becomes evil after it is touched by a wizard. Finn, Jake, and the wizard track the hat down, and manage to turn the hat good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511042415 +0000" stop="20260511043603 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Little Boy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043603 +0000" stop="20260511044750 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vault of Bones - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess begins to doubt her evilness, Finn insists she is not evil and takes her on a journey into a dungeon to help her sort out her thoughts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044750 +0000" stop="20260511045937 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bird Man - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Xergiok, the former Goblin king who was deposed by Finn and Jake claims to have turned over a new leaf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045937 +0000" stop="20260511051123 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon &amp; Marcy - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A look at what Ice King and Marceline were like 996 years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511051123 +0000" stop="20260511052309 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glitch is a Glitch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Ice King creates a computer virus that will delete everyone in Ooo except for him and Princess Bubblegum. Finn and Jake hack into the universal source code to destroy the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052309 +0000" stop="20260511053455 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puhoy - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Finn dreams he is in a pillow world where he marries a pillow woman  and has two children with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053455 +0000" stop="20260511054642 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Lost - S05E17</title>
    <desc>BMO makes his way home after being snatched by an eagle. On its way, BMO meets Bubble and a baby, and the three decide to journey home together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054642 +0000" stop="20260511055828 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Potluck - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ice King gets super jealous when he finds out that he wasn't invited to the Princess Potluck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055828 +0000" stop="20260511061015 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Baxter the Horse - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble across a horse named James Baxter who has the ability to make sad people feel better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061015 +0000" stop="20260511062157 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shh! - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake make a bet to see who can not talk the longest, and the two use signs to communicate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511062157 +0000" stop="20260511063343 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suitor - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Peppermint Butler thinks that Bubblegum is working too hard in her lab, so he tries to get her a suitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063343 +0000" stop="20260511064530 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita - S05E22</title>
    <desc>After another one of his schemes fails, the Ice King decides to give up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511064530 +0000" stop="20260511065717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Job - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jake Jr. gets involved with a group of troublemakers, and Jake is forced to reunite his old gang—which includes Tiffany who first appeared in the first season episode "My Two Favorite People"—to rescue his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065717 +0000" stop="20260511070904 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Five More Short Graybles - S05E24</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories with a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future. In this entry, Finn and Jake build a time machine. Meanwhile, Princess Bubblegum helps Cinnamon Bun overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070904 +0000" stop="20260511072050 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Streets - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess is robbed, but before she is able to explain the details to Finn and Jake, she faints.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511072050 +0000" stop="20260511073236 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizards Only, Fools - S05E26</title>
    <desc>After Starchy comes down with a cold and needs a magic cure, Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum disguise themselves as wizards and sneak into Wizard City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073236 +0000" stop="20260511074429 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake Suit - S05E27</title>
    <desc>Jake gets upset with the amount of times that Finn uses his body as a suit of armor, so he convinces Finn to trade places with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511074429 +0000" stop="20260511075551 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be More - S05E28</title>
    <desc>BMO accidentally deletes his core system files. Finn and Jake disguise themselves as MOs to infiltrate the MO factory and save BMO from a memory wipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075551 +0000" stop="20260511080705 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Witch - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Marceline is on a top-secret mission tracking Maja the Sky Witch. But when she loses the witch's trail, Marceline turns to Princess Bubblegum for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511080705 +0000" stop="20260511081827 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost &amp; Fire - S05E30</title>
    <desc>After Flame Princess battles Ice King, Finn has an exciting dream. But when it abruptly ends, Finn must get FP and IK to fight again to find out how it ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511081827 +0000" stop="20260511082948 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Princess Bubblegum discover a talented mutant named Lemonhope at The Pageant of Mutants. Now they must find a way to free him from the lemongrabs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082948 +0000" stop="20260511084126 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth &amp; Water - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum subjects Flame Princess to a series of tests to gauge FP's fiery tendencies. But when there's an emergency at the treehouse, and PB leaves Cinnamon Bun to watch Flame Princess, her experiment might literally backfire in her face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084126 +0000" stop="20260511085303 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Sandwich - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Jake crafts the most delicious sandwich ever, but when Magic Man steals it, Finn must defy the laws of space and time to win back Jake's creation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511085303 +0000" stop="20260511090425 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vault - S05E34</title>
    <desc>When Finn starts sleepwalking and dreaming about the Green Lady he filed away in his memory vault, Jake and BMO help him tap into his repressed memories to uncover a secret past. Who is the Green Lady? And how is she connected to Finn?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090425 +0000" stop="20260511091603 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Games - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Slime Princess needs a husband or else she'll lose the Slime Kingdom to her obnoxious sis. Finn steps in to save the day, but first they will need to win a series of Love Games to prove to Slime Princess's dad that they are really in love. This is definitely not what Finn signed up for!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511091603 +0000" stop="20260511092721 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon Train - S05E36</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Finn and Jake discover a train where every car is a dungeon filled with a new foe for Finn to fight. Jake quickly gets bored and wants to leave, but Finn is having the best time and doesn't want to leave... ever!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092721 +0000" stop="20260511093859 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box Prince - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Finn meets the Box Prince—a cat with a box on its back—and learns that the Box Kingdom has been taken over by an imposter. Finn must therefore help the real Box Prince reclaim the throne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511093859 +0000" stop="20260511095021 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Starved - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Marceline are trapped in an underground cavern with no red in sight. If Marceline doesn't feed, like ASAP, she will turn into a vampiric beast and suck out all of Jake's blood! So, Finn heads off to explore the cave and find something red to satiate her until they can be rescued. But time is running out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511095021 +0000" stop="20260511100159 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Fixed a Truck - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Finn finds an old truck, and Jake calls Banana Man to help with the repairs. But when BMO stays up all night working on the truck, he hears on a spooky radio talk show that Princess Bubblegum is a reptilian replicant. Is it just another one of Starchy's crazy conspiracy theories, or a fact?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100159 +0000" stop="20260511101321 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Date - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of babysitting Ice King, Finn and Jake call up an old friend to hang out with their annoying houseguest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101321 +0000" stop="20260511102459 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Finn needs Lady Rainicorn's help to rescue Jake when he is kidnapped by Kee-Oth the Blood Demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102459 +0000" stop="20260511103621 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum are attacked by nasty goo monsters in the Desert of Wonders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103621 +0000" stop="20260511104758 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Root Beer Guy - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Root Beer Guy works a boring job during the day and tries to write mystery stories at night. But his life is about to change when he witnesses Finn and Jake kidnapping Princess Bubblegum! There's only one problem: no one believes Root Beer Guy...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are celebrating the wedding of the year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105920 +0000" stop="20260511111034 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111034 +0000" stop="20260511112155 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511112155 +0000" stop="20260511113309 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511113309 +0000" stop="20260511114456 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114456 +0000" stop="20260511115609 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115609 +0000" stop="20260511120723 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120723 +0000" stop="20260511121845 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121845 +0000" stop="20260511123007 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511123007 +0000" stop="20260511124153 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511124153 +0000" stop="20260511125340 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125340 +0000" stop="20260511130526 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511130526 +0000" stop="20260511131713 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511131713 +0000" stop="20260511132900 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132900 +0000" stop="20260511134047 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511134047 +0000" stop="20260511135235 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511135235 +0000" stop="20260511140422 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140422 +0000" stop="20260511141608 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511141608 +0000" stop="20260511142755 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511142755 +0000" stop="20260511143942 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511143942 +0000" stop="20260511145128 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145128 +0000" stop="20260511150315 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511150315 +0000" stop="20260511151502 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511151502 +0000" stop="20260511152649 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511152649 +0000" stop="20260511153835 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153835 +0000" stop="20260511155022 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155022 +0000" stop="20260511160208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511160208 +0000" stop="20260511161354 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511161354 +0000" stop="20260511162541 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jake wants to fulfill a bizarre lifelong ambition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511162541 +0000" stop="20260511163727 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Finn's toothache gets too much to take, he has no choice but to go see dentist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511163727 +0000" stop="20260511164914 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511164914 +0000" stop="20260511170101 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170101 +0000" stop="20260511171247 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511171247 +0000" stop="20260511172434 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511172434 +0000" stop="20260511173620 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig's child, Sweet P, runs into trouble on his first day of school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511173620 +0000" stop="20260511174807 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visitor - S06E27</title>
    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174807 +0000" stop="20260511175953 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511175953 +0000" stop="20260511181140 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511181140 +0000" stop="20260511182327 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511182327 +0000" stop="20260511183513 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511183513 +0000" stop="20260511184700 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ice King has a plan to form a perfect circle of confidants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511184700 +0000" stop="20260511185847 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185847 +0000" stop="20260511191033 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511191033 +0000" stop="20260511192220 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511192220 +0000" stop="20260511193407 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511193407 +0000" stop="20260511194554 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511194554 +0000" stop="20260511195741 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195741 +0000" stop="20260511200927 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509203419 +0000" stop="20260509205812 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212203 +0000" stop="20260509214549 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509214549 +0000" stop="20260509220942 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
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    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
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    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510003311 +0000" stop="20260510005705 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
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    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
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    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
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    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
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    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510064804 +0000" stop="20260510071109 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510073414 +0000" stop="20260510075617 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510081823 +0000" stop="20260510084019 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084019 +0000" stop="20260510090222 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090222 +0000" stop="20260510092426 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092426 +0000" stop="20260510094729 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094729 +0000" stop="20260510100933 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100933 +0000" stop="20260510103136 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103136 +0000" stop="20260510105340 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105340 +0000" stop="20260510111541 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111541 +0000" stop="20260510113746 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113746 +0000" stop="20260510115947 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115947 +0000" stop="20260510122147 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122147 +0000" stop="20260510124346 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124346 +0000" stop="20260510130556 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130556 +0000" stop="20260510132758 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132758 +0000" stop="20260510135002 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135002 +0000" stop="20260510141207 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141207 +0000" stop="20260510143558 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143558 +0000" stop="20260510145952 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510145952 +0000" stop="20260510152347 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152347 +0000" stop="20260510154738 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154738 +0000" stop="20260510161142 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161142 +0000" stop="20260510163535 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163535 +0000" stop="20260510165927 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165927 +0000" stop="20260510172318 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172318 +0000" stop="20260510174705 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174705 +0000" stop="20260510181058 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181058 +0000" stop="20260510183451 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183451 +0000" stop="20260510185848 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185848 +0000" stop="20260510192242 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192242 +0000" stop="20260510194634 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194634 +0000" stop="20260510201027 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201027 +0000" stop="20260510203426 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203426 +0000" stop="20260510205821 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205821 +0000" stop="20260510212214 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212214 +0000" stop="20260510214607 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214607 +0000" stop="20260510221001 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221001 +0000" stop="20260510223352 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510223352 +0000" stop="20260510225743 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225743 +0000" stop="20260510232146 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232146 +0000" stop="20260510234539 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234539 +0000" stop="20260511000934 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000934 +0000" stop="20260511003338 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003338 +0000" stop="20260511005644 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005644 +0000" stop="20260511011948 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011948 +0000" stop="20260511014157 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014157 +0000" stop="20260511020503 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020503 +0000" stop="20260511022713 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022713 +0000" stop="20260511024920 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024920 +0000" stop="20260511031224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031224 +0000" stop="20260511033529 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511033529 +0000" stop="20260511035733 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035733 +0000" stop="20260511041939 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041939 +0000" stop="20260511044134 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044134 +0000" stop="20260511050338 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050338 +0000" stop="20260511052541 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052541 +0000" stop="20260511054844 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054844 +0000" stop="20260511061049 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061049 +0000" stop="20260511063251 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063251 +0000" stop="20260511065456 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065456 +0000" stop="20260511071657 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071657 +0000" stop="20260511073901 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073901 +0000" stop="20260511080102 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080102 +0000" stop="20260511082302 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082302 +0000" stop="20260511084502 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084502 +0000" stop="20260511090712 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090712 +0000" stop="20260511092913 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092913 +0000" stop="20260511095118 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095118 +0000" stop="20260511101322 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101322 +0000" stop="20260511103713 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103713 +0000" stop="20260511110107 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110107 +0000" stop="20260511112502 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112502 +0000" stop="20260511114853 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114853 +0000" stop="20260511121258 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121258 +0000" stop="20260511123650 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123650 +0000" stop="20260511130043 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
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    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
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    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
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    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
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    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
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    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
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    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
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    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
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    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
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    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
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    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510180236 +0000" stop="20260510182515 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194437 +0000" stop="20260510200717 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510212633 +0000" stop="20260510214917 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510214917 +0000" stop="20260510221201 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510221201 +0000" stop="20260510223431 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510225713 +0000" stop="20260510231955 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231955 +0000" stop="20260510234234 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510234234 +0000" stop="20260511000517 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511000517 +0000" stop="20260511002810 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511002810 +0000" stop="20260511005100 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511005100 +0000" stop="20260511011350 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011350 +0000" stop="20260511013639 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013639 +0000" stop="20260511015929 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511015929 +0000" stop="20260511022218 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022218 +0000" stop="20260511024511 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024511 +0000" stop="20260511030803 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030803 +0000" stop="20260511033055 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511033055 +0000" stop="20260511035346 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035346 +0000" stop="20260511041637 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041637 +0000" stop="20260511043929 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043929 +0000" stop="20260511050221 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050221 +0000" stop="20260511052510 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052510 +0000" stop="20260511054746 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054746 +0000" stop="20260511055859 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055859 +0000" stop="20260511061041 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061041 +0000" stop="20260511062154 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511062154 +0000" stop="20260511063337 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511063337 +0000" stop="20260511064450 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511064450 +0000" stop="20260511070742 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511070742 +0000" stop="20260511073035 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073035 +0000" stop="20260511075327 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511075327 +0000" stop="20260511081617 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511081617 +0000" stop="20260511083908 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511083908 +0000" stop="20260511090156 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090156 +0000" stop="20260511092447 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092447 +0000" stop="20260511094738 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511094738 +0000" stop="20260511101030 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101030 +0000" stop="20260511103319 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103319 +0000" stop="20260511104501 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511104501 +0000" stop="20260511105615 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105615 +0000" stop="20260511111908 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111908 +0000" stop="20260511114217 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114217 +0000" stop="20260511120524 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120524 +0000" stop="20260511122832 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511122832 +0000" stop="20260511125138 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125138 +0000" stop="20260511131441 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511131441 +0000" stop="20260511133747 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511133747 +0000" stop="20260511140053 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140053 +0000" stop="20260511142358 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511142358 +0000" stop="20260511143519 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511143519 +0000" stop="20260511144709 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511144709 +0000" stop="20260511145829 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145829 +0000" stop="20260511152134 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511152134 +0000" stop="20260511153322 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153322 +0000" stop="20260511154443 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511154443 +0000" stop="20260511160737 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511160737 +0000" stop="20260511163035 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511163035 +0000" stop="20260511165332 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511165332 +0000" stop="20260511171631 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184739 +0000" stop="20260511191032 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191032 +0000" stop="20260511193322 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194520 +0000" stop="20260511200702 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509200750 +0000" stop="20260509203123 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509203123 +0000" stop="20260509211652 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211652 +0000" stop="20260509214008 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214008 +0000" stop="20260509220334 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220334 +0000" stop="20260509225311 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509225311 +0000" stop="20260509231617 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231617 +0000" stop="20260509233944 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233944 +0000" stop="20260510000255 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000255 +0000" stop="20260510002627 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002627 +0000" stop="20260510004949 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510004949 +0000" stop="20260510013821 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013821 +0000" stop="20260510020151 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020151 +0000" stop="20260510022500 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022500 +0000" stop="20260510024817 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024817 +0000" stop="20260510031122 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031122 +0000" stop="20260510033436 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510033436 +0000" stop="20260510035845 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035845 +0000" stop="20260510042205 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510042205 +0000" stop="20260510044533 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044533 +0000" stop="20260510050859 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050859 +0000" stop="20260510053226 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053226 +0000" stop="20260510055554 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055554 +0000" stop="20260510061926 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061926 +0000" stop="20260510064254 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064254 +0000" stop="20260510070609 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070609 +0000" stop="20260510072926 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072926 +0000" stop="20260510075246 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075246 +0000" stop="20260510081658 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081658 +0000" stop="20260510084033 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084033 +0000" stop="20260510090349 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090349 +0000" stop="20260510092615 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092615 +0000" stop="20260510101104 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101104 +0000" stop="20260510110042 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110042 +0000" stop="20260510111136 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111136 +0000" stop="20260510112233 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112233 +0000" stop="20260510113328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113328 +0000" stop="20260510114420 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114420 +0000" stop="20260510115523 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115523 +0000" stop="20260510120629 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120629 +0000" stop="20260510121734 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510121734 +0000" stop="20260510122836 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122836 +0000" stop="20260510123948 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123948 +0000" stop="20260510125025 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125025 +0000" stop="20260510130236 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130236 +0000" stop="20260510131328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131328 +0000" stop="20260510132427 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132427 +0000" stop="20260510134650 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134650 +0000" stop="20260510141012 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141012 +0000" stop="20260510143330 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143330 +0000" stop="20260510145657 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510145657 +0000" stop="20260510152020 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152020 +0000" stop="20260510154324 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154324 +0000" stop="20260510160654 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160654 +0000" stop="20260510163011 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163011 +0000" stop="20260510165340 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165340 +0000" stop="20260510171728 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171728 +0000" stop="20260510174101 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174101 +0000" stop="20260510180432 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180432 +0000" stop="20260510182800 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182800 +0000" stop="20260510185118 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185118 +0000" stop="20260510191427 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191427 +0000" stop="20260510193758 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510193758 +0000" stop="20260510200108 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200108 +0000" stop="20260510202439 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510202439 +0000" stop="20260510210904 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210904 +0000" stop="20260510215353 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215353 +0000" stop="20260510220449 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220449 +0000" stop="20260510222756 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222756 +0000" stop="20260510223850 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223850 +0000" stop="20260510225002 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225002 +0000" stop="20260510231320 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231320 +0000" stop="20260510233643 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233643 +0000" stop="20260511000010 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000010 +0000" stop="20260511002314 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002314 +0000" stop="20260511004632 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004632 +0000" stop="20260511010946 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010946 +0000" stop="20260511013319 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013319 +0000" stop="20260511021848 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021848 +0000" stop="20260511024204 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024204 +0000" stop="20260511030530 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030530 +0000" stop="20260511035506 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035506 +0000" stop="20260511041812 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041812 +0000" stop="20260511044140 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044140 +0000" stop="20260511050451 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050451 +0000" stop="20260511052822 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052822 +0000" stop="20260511055145 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055145 +0000" stop="20260511064016 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064016 +0000" stop="20260511070347 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070347 +0000" stop="20260511072655 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072655 +0000" stop="20260511075013 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075013 +0000" stop="20260511081318 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081318 +0000" stop="20260511083632 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083632 +0000" stop="20260511090040 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090040 +0000" stop="20260511092401 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092401 +0000" stop="20260511094728 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094728 +0000" stop="20260511101055 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101055 +0000" stop="20260511103422 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103422 +0000" stop="20260511105749 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105749 +0000" stop="20260511112122 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112122 +0000" stop="20260511114449 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114449 +0000" stop="20260511120805 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120805 +0000" stop="20260511123122 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123122 +0000" stop="20260511125442 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125442 +0000" stop="20260511131854 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131854 +0000" stop="20260511134229 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134229 +0000" stop="20260511140545 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140545 +0000" stop="20260511142811 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142811 +0000" stop="20260511151300 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151300 +0000" stop="20260511160238 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160238 +0000" stop="20260511161331 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161331 +0000" stop="20260511162429 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162429 +0000" stop="20260511163523 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163523 +0000" stop="20260511164616 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164616 +0000" stop="20260511165719 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165719 +0000" stop="20260511170824 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170824 +0000" stop="20260511171930 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171930 +0000" stop="20260511173031 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173031 +0000" stop="20260511174144 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174144 +0000" stop="20260511175221 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175221 +0000" stop="20260511180432 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180432 +0000" stop="20260511181524 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181524 +0000" stop="20260511182623 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182623 +0000" stop="20260511184845 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184845 +0000" stop="20260511191208 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191208 +0000" stop="20260511193526 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193526 +0000" stop="20260511195853 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195853 +0000" stop="20260511202216 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195528 +0000" stop="20260509202253 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fathers' Night at the Fraternity House - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers are short of funds for the swimming pool they want to build in back of the frat house, so they plan to put the squeeze on their fathers by luring them to a Dad's Night steak dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509202253 +0000" stop="20260509205018 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet make plans to surprise each other on the date of their wedding anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205018 +0000" stop="20260509211744 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Gets Even - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A pretty girl who put a dent in Ricky's car offers to be his slave until the debt is paid off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211744 +0000" stop="20260509214458 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Interest for Harriet - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to interest Harriet in his activities so they can be together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214458 +0000" stop="20260509221123 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie Keeps a Secret - S08E13</title>
    <desc>It's up to Ozzie to get Ricky's galpal to a surprise party in her honor without ruining the surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221123 +0000" stop="20260509223853 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David's Car Payments - S08E14</title>
    <desc>David is borrowing money from everyone he knows to help out a friend.  When Ozzie misinterprets a letter from a finance company to David, (it's an advertising flier), he thinks that David's car in being repossessed.  Oz and Harriet think that David is in deep financial trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223853 +0000" stop="20260509230617 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circus - S08E15</title>
    <desc>In order to impress a girl who works at a circus, David and Ricky put together a trapeze act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230617 +0000" stop="20260509233347 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's English Literature Class - S08E16</title>
    <desc>The local Women's Club needs a guest speaker, and Ozzie is nominated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233347 +0000" stop="20260510000117 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lockout - S08E17</title>
    <desc>If Dave and Rick don't return their dates to the dorm by eleven o'clock, they will be locked out by their strict housemother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000117 +0000" stop="20260510002846 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uninvited Guests - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet are receiving a visit from a couple they met when away for a weekend through mutual friends but are having trouble remembering who they are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002846 +0000" stop="20260510005604 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Trap for Ricky - S08E19</title>
    <desc>A girl has a crush on Ricky and her friends devise ways to bring them together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005604 +0000" stop="20260510012330 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Interesting Evening - S08E20</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510012330 +0000" stop="20260510015044 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave Goofs Off - S08E21</title>
    <desc>David tries to impress the senior partner at his law firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510015044 +0000" stop="20260510021818 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Dishes - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Harriet tells a tall-tale about the magic that her dishes possess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510021818 +0000" stop="20260510024535 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Professor's Experiment - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Rick volunteers to assist a professor with his chemistry experiments on Saturday night to avoid having to take two girls to a fraternity dance on the same night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024535 +0000" stop="20260510031258 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The T-Shirts - S08E24</title>
    <desc>One of the founders of the Men's Club is returning to town and Ozzie's in charge of getting T-shirts welcoming him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031258 +0000" stop="20260510034027 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Husband - S08E25</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510034027 +0000" stop="20260510040746 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Day at Blueberry Rock - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is determined to ride his rented bicycle all the way uphill to Blueberry Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040746 +0000" stop="20260510043507 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave and the Schoolteacher - S08E27</title>
    <desc>David strikes up a relationship with an old elementary school classmate, who has now grown up to be a beautiful elementary school teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043507 +0000" stop="20260510050242 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Plans for Summer - S08E28</title>
    <desc>Rick, Wally, and Zeke search for summer jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050242 +0000" stop="20260510052920 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgotten Promise - S08E29</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe try to duck out on a promise they made to their wives that they would attend an upcoming lecture with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052920 +0000" stop="20260510055649 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting the Sorority House - S08E30</title>
    <desc>Rick and his fraternity brothers get roped into painting their girlfriends' sorority house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055649 +0000" stop="20260510062325 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No News for Harriet - S08E31</title>
    <desc>When Harriet gets disappointed because Ozzie forgot to tell her anything about his day, neighbor Joe Randolph suggests that he make things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062325 +0000" stop="20260510065009 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weekend Vacation - S08E32</title>
    <desc>Ozzie wants some peace and quiet on a weekend vacation but Harriet has other ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065009 +0000" stop="20260510071749 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fraternity Junk Drive - S09E01</title>
    <desc>A newspaper article mistakes the fraternity's intentions regarding disbursement of funds raised from their junk drive. The frat brothers must scramble to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071749 +0000" stop="20260510074529 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Gets Discouraged - S09E02</title>
    <desc>After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074529 +0000" stop="20260510081303 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie, the Boatkeeper - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ozzie lets nieghbor Joe Randolph store his new boat at the Nelson home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081303 +0000" stop="20260510084042 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Brother's Girl - S09E04</title>
    <desc>David falls for a girl, but she's been going out with brother Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084042 +0000" stop="20260510090752 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Gets a Raise - S09E05</title>
    <desc>David is anxious for his boss to give him a raise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090752 +0000" stop="20260510093530 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Table and the Painting - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe Randolph exchange horrible gifts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093530 +0000" stop="20260510100302 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sweater for Rick - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Galpal Joyce begins knitting a sweater for beau Ricky but when it takes up too much of her time he begins seeing another damsel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100302 +0000" stop="20260510103040 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Need - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie's friends decide to go play golf instead of helping him fix the plumbing at the Nelson house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103040 +0000" stop="20260510105818 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David's Almost In-Laws - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet think David is planning to get married real soon when they get invited to dinner at his galpal's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105818 +0000" stop="20260510112552 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Hires a Secretary - S09E10</title>
    <desc>David hires a pretty girl to be his boss's secretary when the regular gal takes a vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112552 +0000" stop="20260510115331 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lawnmower for Ozzie - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Ricky break into neighbor Joe Randolph's garage to retrieve a borrowed lawnmower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115331 +0000" stop="20260510122102 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl in the Emporium - S09E12</title>
    <desc>After meeting a girl who works in an emporium, Ricky applies for a Christmas job there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122102 +0000" stop="20260510124830 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piano for the Fraternity - S09E13</title>
    <desc>David and Ricky's fraternity decides to throw a Christmas party but there's no piano to be found.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124830 +0000" stop="20260510131601 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Counts the Ballots - S09E14</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Campus Queen contest and Rick gets assigned to count the ballots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131601 +0000" stop="20260510134326 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Loses Things - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Rick's girlfriend becomes jealous when he keeps bumping into a klutzy girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134326 +0000" stop="20260510141054 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe Husbands - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe scheme to make their wives jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141054 +0000" stop="20260510143823 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Briefcase - S09E17</title>
    <desc>David gets his briefcase mixed up with that of someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143823 +0000" stop="20260510150552 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperones - S09E18</title>
    <desc>The Maynards with their daughter Joyce are visiting the Nelsons where Ricky meets Joyce and invites her to a Frat party which may be at a mountain cabin on a lake. The Nelsons offer to be chaperones so that the party will be at their house much to the relief of the Maynards (especially Harry). However the party appears not to be at the Nelsons nor the Frat house. The Nelsons drive up to the mountain cabin and only find the Frat house poker party. Ozzie calls Harry Maynard throughout episode to find out where the party should be and finally upon Harry's suggestion they drive to the Pine Lodge to speak to the desk clerk (Richard Deacon), but still no party. They return home to find that the party is in full swing at their house after all. The story being that the party started out at the Frat house but when the record player broke down, it moved to The Nelsons. However, Ricky and Joyce are still missing and are located at the Maynard's house.  They leave for the party. Also the Maynards</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150552 +0000" stop="20260510153318 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling With the Wives - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Ozzie inadvertently invites the wives to come bowling with the guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153318 +0000" stop="20260510160046 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Man in Alaska - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Ricky's frat brothers think he's been giving out information about fraternity activities to a school newspaper gossip columnist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160046 +0000" stop="20260510162814 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Small Boys and a Dog - S09E21</title>
    <desc>David plays the judge over the rightful owner of a dog when two boys claim it to be their's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162814 +0000" stop="20260510165539 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boys' Portraits - S09E22</title>
    <desc>When a girl paints a portrait of Ricky, Ozzie and Harriet worry that elder son David will feel slighted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165539 +0000" stop="20260510172310 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Kelley's Important Papers - S09E23</title>
    <desc>In David's absence, Ozzie and Harriet decide to deliver some important papers for his boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172310 +0000" stop="20260510175039 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Golf Story - S09E24</title>
    <desc>David scores a hole-in-one on the golf course but when the story hits the campus newspaper it's pal Wally who did the deed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510175039 +0000" stop="20260510181816 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Broken Arm - S09E25</title>
    <desc>Wally stands up his galpal using the excuse that he was visiting a friend with a broken arm---Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181816 +0000" stop="20260510184542 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Houseguest - S09E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet babysit for a neighbor's son when his mother goes to the hospital to have a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184542 +0000" stop="20260510191311 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manly Arts - S09E27</title>
    <desc>Ozzie, Ricky, and David disagree over which form of self-defense is best and they might get a chance to find out when they take jobs as guards for a detective agency.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191311 +0000" stop="20260510194050 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Question of Suits and Ties - S09E28</title>
    <desc>Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194050 +0000" stop="20260510200819 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pen and Pencil Set - S09E29</title>
    <desc>A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200819 +0000" stop="20260510203551 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selling Rick's Drums - S09E30</title>
    <desc>With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203551 +0000" stop="20260510210321 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E.S.P. - S09E31</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210321 +0000" stop="20260510213058 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's 21st Birthday - S09E32</title>
    <desc>Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213058 +0000" stop="20260510215830 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Built-In TV Set - S09E33</title>
    <desc>Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215830 +0000" stop="20260510222417 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing Lessons - S10E01</title>
    <desc>After their wives insist that they escort them to the women's club dance, Ozzie and pal Joe decide to take dancing lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222417 +0000" stop="20260510225005 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High Cost of Dating - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his fraternity brothers find the cost of dates with their damsels getting higher and higher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225005 +0000" stop="20260510231551 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Newlyweds Get Settled - S10E03</title>
    <desc>While David and bride June are on their honeymoon, Harriet decides to re-decorate their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231551 +0000" stop="20260510234144 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Rents Out a Room - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers rent out a room to one of their professors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234144 +0000" stop="20260511000730 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Goes Back to Work - S10E05</title>
    <desc>David returns to the office from his honeymoon and promises to keep in touch with June but his assignments might make it a hard promise to keep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000730 +0000" stop="20260511003330 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten for the Tigers - S10E06</title>
    <desc>A neighborhood youth club calling themselves the Tigers asks for Ozzie's help in fund raising for a secret project.</desc>
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    <title>The Barking Dog - S10E08</title>
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    <title>Rick Comes to Dinner - S10E09</title>
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    <title>Trading Stamps - S10E10</title>
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    <title>Ricky the Milkman - S10E11</title>
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    <title>The Fraternity Pin - S10E12</title>
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    <title>The Backyard Pet Show - S10E13</title>
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    <title>The Special Cake - S10E14</title>
    <desc>There's a tradition in the Nelson family that a wife must bake a special cake in order to remind a husband of upcoming anniversaries. June Nelson might have to do some baking as it appears that David has forgotten their upcoming anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>The Randolph's Niece - S10E15</title>
    <desc>The niece of Joe and Clara Randolph arrives for a visit and Ricky is asked to show her around. Needless to say, this affair does not please his gal Norma.</desc>
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    <title>A Lamp for Dave and June - S10E16</title>
    <desc>June badly wants a new lamp for their apartment but David says they don't have enough money in their budget.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraternity Cook - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Harriet hires on as the new cook for Ricky's fraternity which leaves Ozzie with the task of fixing his own meals.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Barry - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to ease the fears of young Barry who's scheduled to have an operation removing his tonsils.</desc>
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    <title>Making Wally Study - S10E19</title>
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    <title>Lending Money to Wally - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Fraternity brother Wally confesses to Ricky that he can't afford a fancy dinner at a plush restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Lonesome Parents - S10E21</title>
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    <title>The Client's Daughter - S10E22</title>
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    <title>The Student Nurse - S10E23</title>
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    <title>Barry's Birthday - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Young Barry pesters Ozzie and Joe into taking him on a fishing trip with them but then the lad's mother informs Ozzie that she plans a surprise party for her son on the same day as the planned outing.</desc>
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    <title>Little Handprints in the Sidewalk - S10E25</title>
    <desc>After re-doing their sidewalk, Ozzie and Harriet try to find a place to keep the cement block with the handprints of young David and Ricky.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Maid of Honor - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Rick serves as best man at the wedding of his friend Jimmy and has to deal with a flirting maid of honor.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs. Bradford's Recipe - S11E02</title>
    <desc>A woman wants David's law firm to sue a local bakery because she claims it stole her favorite cake recipe.</desc>
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    <title>The Apartment - S11E03</title>
    <desc>When David and June leave town for the weekend, Ozzie gets the idea to use the place during their absence.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Sculptress - S11E04</title>
    <desc>At an art exhibit, Ricky spies a very attractive item but it's not one of the pieces. It's a sculptress.</desc>
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    <title>Trip to Mexico - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet plan a trip down to Mexico. Then the Randolphs announce that they want to come along too.</desc>
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    <title>The Tigers Go to a Dance - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Harriet accepts the chairmanship of her women's club's annual children's dance.</desc>
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    <title>The Women's Club Play - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Ozzie agrees to produce a children's play for Harriet's women's club but members soon begin overwhelming him with their suggestions.</desc>
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    <title>Rick Sends a Picture - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Ricky sends a picture of himself to his grandmother and adds a loving inscription but a girl on campus sees the photo and thinks the inscription is about her.</desc>
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    <title>Rick, the Host - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Ricky can't seem to get any privacy on his dates with a hot chick named Gloria because his frat brothers keep tagging along.</desc>
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    <title>Losing Miss Edwards - S11E10</title>
    <desc>David tries to persuade his firm's secretary, who quit in a huff, to return to her position.</desc>
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    <title>An Old Friend of June's - S11E11</title>
    <desc>David invites June's old beau to dinner but then ends up stuck at the office with his new secretary.</desc>
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    <title>Game Inventors - S11E12</title>
    <desc>The Nelsons start a company to promote Wally's new idea of a children's game.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Boat Model - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Ricky buys his galpal's little brother a boat model and ends up spending more time helping the boy put the model together than he does with his gal.</desc>
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    <title>June and the Great Outdoors - S11E14</title>
    <desc>David wants to test a camper truck he'd like to buy but wifey June's idea of roughing it is to stay at the Holliday Inn.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl at the Ski Lodge - S11E15</title>
    <desc>During a ski trip, Ricky and his frat brothers play a prank on Wally when they tell him that a pretty skier wants him to take her to a dance.</desc>
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    <title>Roadside Courtesy - S11E16</title>
    <desc>When Harriet and Clara are late for dinner, Ozzie and Joe decide to turn the situation into a practical joke.</desc>
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    <title>Dave and the Teenager - S11E17</title>
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    <title>The Adventurers - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe decide to parachute jump for their club's annual sports show.</desc>
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    <title>The Goat - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his girlfriend unload a baby goat on Ozzie and Harriet.</desc>
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    <title>Any Date in a Storm - S11E20</title>
    <desc>After a rainstorm prevents Ricky and Wally from meeting their dates at a mountain resort they decide to ask two other girls.</desc>
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    <title>Decorating Dave's Office - S11E21</title>
    <desc>David isn't exactly thrilled with the idea of June decorating his legal office.</desc>
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    <title>Publicity for the Fraternity - S11E22</title>
    <desc>Accidental publicity stunts make Rick and his frat brother's instant celebrities.</desc>
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    <title>The Women's Club Bazaar - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Results are bizarre when Harriet and Clara draft their husbands to help put on a bazaar for their women's club.</desc>
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    <title>Dave's Law Office - S11E24</title>
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    <title>Dave and the Fraternity Lease - S11E25</title>
    <desc>Ricky's fraternity brothers seek David's legal advice when their landlady decides to rent the building to a sorority instead.</desc>
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    <title>June Music Festival - S11E26</title>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510094016 +0000" stop="20260510100350 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100350 +0000" stop="20260510102724 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510111431 +0000" stop="20260510113805 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510113805 +0000" stop="20260510120139 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510120139 +0000" stop="20260510122513 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510122513 +0000" stop="20260510124847 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510124847 +0000" stop="20260510131221 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510131221 +0000" stop="20260510133555 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133555 +0000" stop="20260510135929 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510135929 +0000" stop="20260510142303 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510142303 +0000" stop="20260510144637 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144637 +0000" stop="20260510150959 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510150959 +0000" stop="20260510153321 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510155642 +0000" stop="20260510162004 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510162004 +0000" stop="20260510164324 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164324 +0000" stop="20260510170648 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510170648 +0000" stop="20260510173012 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173012 +0000" stop="20260510175336 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510175336 +0000" stop="20260510181659 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510181659 +0000" stop="20260510184023 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510195037 +0000" stop="20260510201401 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510201401 +0000" stop="20260510203727 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510210051 +0000" stop="20260510212415 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510232115 +0000" stop="20260510234439 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510234439 +0000" stop="20260511000803 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511000803 +0000" stop="20260511003127 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511005451 +0000" stop="20260511011817 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011817 +0000" stop="20260511014143 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511020509 +0000" stop="20260511022835 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031527 +0000" stop="20260511033901 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511033901 +0000" stop="20260511040237 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511040237 +0000" stop="20260511042613 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511042613 +0000" stop="20260511044958 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044958 +0000" stop="20260511051324 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511060038 +0000" stop="20260511062414 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511071126 +0000" stop="20260511073501 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073501 +0000" stop="20260511075840 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511075840 +0000" stop="20260511082216 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082216 +0000" stop="20260511084551 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511084551 +0000" stop="20260511090936 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090936 +0000" stop="20260511093312 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511093312 +0000" stop="20260511095648 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511104402 +0000" stop="20260511110740 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511110740 +0000" stop="20260511113114 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511113114 +0000" stop="20260511115448 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115448 +0000" stop="20260511121822 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121822 +0000" stop="20260511124156 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124156 +0000" stop="20260511130530 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130530 +0000" stop="20260511132904 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132904 +0000" stop="20260511135238 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135238 +0000" stop="20260511141612 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141612 +0000" stop="20260511143946 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511172444 +0000" stop="20260511174818 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511181152 +0000" stop="20260511183526 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511183526 +0000" stop="20260511185900 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185900 +0000" stop="20260511192234 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511192234 +0000" stop="20260511194607 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511194607 +0000" stop="20260511200941 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509193535 +0000" stop="20260509200148 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509200148 +0000" stop="20260509202809 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202809 +0000" stop="20260509205423 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205423 +0000" stop="20260509212038 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212038 +0000" stop="20260509214654 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214654 +0000" stop="20260509221310 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509221310 +0000" stop="20260509223927 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223927 +0000" stop="20260509230544 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230544 +0000" stop="20260509233108 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233108 +0000" stop="20260509235726 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235726 +0000" stop="20260510002342 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002342 +0000" stop="20260510004959 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510004959 +0000" stop="20260510011615 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011615 +0000" stop="20260510014230 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014230 +0000" stop="20260510020845 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020845 +0000" stop="20260510023501 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023501 +0000" stop="20260510030116 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030116 +0000" stop="20260510032732 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032732 +0000" stop="20260510035348 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035348 +0000" stop="20260510041907 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041907 +0000" stop="20260510044515 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044515 +0000" stop="20260510051124 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051124 +0000" stop="20260510053732 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053732 +0000" stop="20260510060342 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060342 +0000" stop="20260510062950 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062950 +0000" stop="20260510065558 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065558 +0000" stop="20260510072207 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072207 +0000" stop="20260510074817 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074817 +0000" stop="20260510081425 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081425 +0000" stop="20260510084031 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084031 +0000" stop="20260510090640 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090640 +0000" stop="20260510093247 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093247 +0000" stop="20260510095853 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095853 +0000" stop="20260510102501 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102501 +0000" stop="20260510105107 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105107 +0000" stop="20260510111717 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111717 +0000" stop="20260510114326 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114326 +0000" stop="20260510120932 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120932 +0000" stop="20260510123542 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123542 +0000" stop="20260510130153 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130153 +0000" stop="20260510132801 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132801 +0000" stop="20260510135412 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135412 +0000" stop="20260510142022 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142022 +0000" stop="20260510144630 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144630 +0000" stop="20260510151239 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151239 +0000" stop="20260510153845 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153845 +0000" stop="20260510160451 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160451 +0000" stop="20260510163100 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163100 +0000" stop="20260510165706 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165706 +0000" stop="20260510172309 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172309 +0000" stop="20260510174915 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174915 +0000" stop="20260510181523 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181523 +0000" stop="20260510184131 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184131 +0000" stop="20260510190737 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190737 +0000" stop="20260510193346 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510193346 +0000" stop="20260510195952 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195952 +0000" stop="20260510202557 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510202557 +0000" stop="20260510205202 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205202 +0000" stop="20260510211808 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211808 +0000" stop="20260510214419 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214419 +0000" stop="20260510221030 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221030 +0000" stop="20260510223640 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223640 +0000" stop="20260510230249 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230249 +0000" stop="20260510232854 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232854 +0000" stop="20260510235403 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235403 +0000" stop="20260511002015 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002015 +0000" stop="20260511004628 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004628 +0000" stop="20260511011237 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011237 +0000" stop="20260511013846 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013846 +0000" stop="20260511020509 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020509 +0000" stop="20260511023121 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023121 +0000" stop="20260511025736 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025736 +0000" stop="20260511032329 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032329 +0000" stop="20260511034923 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034923 +0000" stop="20260511041446 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041446 +0000" stop="20260511044011 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044011 +0000" stop="20260511050600 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050600 +0000" stop="20260511053156 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053156 +0000" stop="20260511055734 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055734 +0000" stop="20260511062201 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062201 +0000" stop="20260511064703 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064703 +0000" stop="20260511071232 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071232 +0000" stop="20260511073758 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073758 +0000" stop="20260511080257 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080257 +0000" stop="20260511082826 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082826 +0000" stop="20260511085355 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085355 +0000" stop="20260511091920 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091920 +0000" stop="20260511094424 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094424 +0000" stop="20260511100956 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100956 +0000" stop="20260511103452 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103452 +0000" stop="20260511110039 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110039 +0000" stop="20260511112606 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112606 +0000" stop="20260511115154 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115154 +0000" stop="20260511121707 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121707 +0000" stop="20260511124138 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124138 +0000" stop="20260511130640 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130640 +0000" stop="20260511133222 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133222 +0000" stop="20260511135812 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135812 +0000" stop="20260511142429 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142429 +0000" stop="20260511145043 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145043 +0000" stop="20260511151659 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151659 +0000" stop="20260511154316 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154316 +0000" stop="20260511160933 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160933 +0000" stop="20260511163550 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163550 +0000" stop="20260511170202 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170202 +0000" stop="20260511172824 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172824 +0000" stop="20260511175438 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175438 +0000" stop="20260511182052 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182052 +0000" stop="20260511184709 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184709 +0000" stop="20260511191325 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191325 +0000" stop="20260511193942 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193942 +0000" stop="20260511200559 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195141 +0000" stop="20260509201645 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509201645 +0000" stop="20260509204024 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204024 +0000" stop="20260509210456 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509210456 +0000" stop="20260509212834 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212834 +0000" stop="20260509215208 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215208 +0000" stop="20260509220432 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220432 +0000" stop="20260509220748 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220748 +0000" stop="20260509221158 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221158 +0000" stop="20260509221502 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221502 +0000" stop="20260509221925 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221925 +0000" stop="20260509222451 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222451 +0000" stop="20260509224919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224919 +0000" stop="20260509231454 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231454 +0000" stop="20260509234028 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234028 +0000" stop="20260510000347 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000347 +0000" stop="20260510002753 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002753 +0000" stop="20260510005257 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005257 +0000" stop="20260510011636 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011636 +0000" stop="20260510014108 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014108 +0000" stop="20260510020446 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020446 +0000" stop="20260510022819 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022819 +0000" stop="20260510024044 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024044 +0000" stop="20260510024359 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024359 +0000" stop="20260510024810 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024810 +0000" stop="20260510025114 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025114 +0000" stop="20260510025537 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025537 +0000" stop="20260510030102 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030102 +0000" stop="20260510032531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032531 +0000" stop="20260510035105 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035105 +0000" stop="20260510041640 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041640 +0000" stop="20260510043959 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043959 +0000" stop="20260510050405 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050405 +0000" stop="20260510052909 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052909 +0000" stop="20260510055248 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055248 +0000" stop="20260510061719 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061719 +0000" stop="20260510064058 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064058 +0000" stop="20260510070431 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070431 +0000" stop="20260510071656 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071656 +0000" stop="20260510072011 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072011 +0000" stop="20260510072421 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072421 +0000" stop="20260510072725 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072725 +0000" stop="20260510073148 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073148 +0000" stop="20260510073714 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073714 +0000" stop="20260510080142 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080142 +0000" stop="20260510082717 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510082717 +0000" stop="20260510085252 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085252 +0000" stop="20260510091611 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091611 +0000" stop="20260510094017 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094017 +0000" stop="20260510100521 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100521 +0000" stop="20260510102859 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102859 +0000" stop="20260510105331 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105331 +0000" stop="20260510111710 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111710 +0000" stop="20260510114043 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114043 +0000" stop="20260510115307 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115307 +0000" stop="20260510115623 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115623 +0000" stop="20260510120033 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120033 +0000" stop="20260510120337 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120337 +0000" stop="20260510120800 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120800 +0000" stop="20260510121326 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510121326 +0000" stop="20260510123754 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123754 +0000" stop="20260510130329 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130329 +0000" stop="20260510132903 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132903 +0000" stop="20260510135223 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135223 +0000" stop="20260510141628 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141628 +0000" stop="20260510144132 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144132 +0000" stop="20260510150511 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150511 +0000" stop="20260510152943 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152943 +0000" stop="20260510155321 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155321 +0000" stop="20260510161655 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161655 +0000" stop="20260510162919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162919 +0000" stop="20260510163235 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163235 +0000" stop="20260510163645 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163645 +0000" stop="20260510163949 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163949 +0000" stop="20260510164412 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164412 +0000" stop="20260510164938 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164938 +0000" stop="20260510171406 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171406 +0000" stop="20260510173941 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510173941 +0000" stop="20260510180515 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180515 +0000" stop="20260510182834 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182834 +0000" stop="20260510185240 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185240 +0000" stop="20260510191744 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191744 +0000" stop="20260510194123 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194123 +0000" stop="20260510200554 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200554 +0000" stop="20260510202933 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510202933 +0000" stop="20260510205306 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205306 +0000" stop="20260510210531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210531 +0000" stop="20260510210846 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210846 +0000" stop="20260510211257 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211257 +0000" stop="20260510211601 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211601 +0000" stop="20260510212024 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212024 +0000" stop="20260510212549 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212549 +0000" stop="20260510215018 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215018 +0000" stop="20260510221552 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221552 +0000" stop="20260510224127 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224127 +0000" stop="20260510230446 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230446 +0000" stop="20260510232852 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232852 +0000" stop="20260510235356 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235356 +0000" stop="20260511001735 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001735 +0000" stop="20260511004206 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004206 +0000" stop="20260511010545 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010545 +0000" stop="20260511012918 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012918 +0000" stop="20260511014143 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014143 +0000" stop="20260511014458 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014458 +0000" stop="20260511014908 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014908 +0000" stop="20260511015212 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015212 +0000" stop="20260511015635 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015635 +0000" stop="20260511020201 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020201 +0000" stop="20260511022629 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022629 +0000" stop="20260511025204 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025204 +0000" stop="20260511031739 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031739 +0000" stop="20260511034058 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034058 +0000" stop="20260511040504 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040504 +0000" stop="20260511043008 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043008 +0000" stop="20260511045346 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045346 +0000" stop="20260511051818 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051818 +0000" stop="20260511054157 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054157 +0000" stop="20260511060530 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060530 +0000" stop="20260511061754 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061754 +0000" stop="20260511062110 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062110 +0000" stop="20260511062520 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062520 +0000" stop="20260511062824 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062824 +0000" stop="20260511063247 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063247 +0000" stop="20260511063813 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063813 +0000" stop="20260511070241 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070241 +0000" stop="20260511072816 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072816 +0000" stop="20260511075350 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075350 +0000" stop="20260511081710 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081710 +0000" stop="20260511084115 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084115 +0000" stop="20260511090619 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090619 +0000" stop="20260511092958 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092958 +0000" stop="20260511095430 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095430 +0000" stop="20260511101808 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101808 +0000" stop="20260511104142 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104142 +0000" stop="20260511105406 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105406 +0000" stop="20260511105722 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105722 +0000" stop="20260511110132 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110132 +0000" stop="20260511110436 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110436 +0000" stop="20260511110859 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110859 +0000" stop="20260511111425 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111425 +0000" stop="20260511113853 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511113853 +0000" stop="20260511120428 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120428 +0000" stop="20260511123002 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123002 +0000" stop="20260511125321 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125321 +0000" stop="20260511131727 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131727 +0000" stop="20260511134231 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134231 +0000" stop="20260511140610 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140610 +0000" stop="20260511143041 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143041 +0000" stop="20260511145420 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145420 +0000" stop="20260511151753 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151753 +0000" stop="20260511153018 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153018 +0000" stop="20260511153333 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153333 +0000" stop="20260511153744 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153744 +0000" stop="20260511154048 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511154048 +0000" stop="20260511154511 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154511 +0000" stop="20260511155036 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155036 +0000" stop="20260511161505 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161505 +0000" stop="20260511164039 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164039 +0000" stop="20260511170614 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170614 +0000" stop="20260511172933 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172933 +0000" stop="20260511175339 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175339 +0000" stop="20260511181843 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181843 +0000" stop="20260511184222 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184222 +0000" stop="20260511190653 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190653 +0000" stop="20260511193032 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193032 +0000" stop="20260511195405 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195405 +0000" stop="20260511200630 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509193431 +0000" stop="20260509201458 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509201458 +0000" stop="20260509205609 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205609 +0000" stop="20260509213938 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509213938 +0000" stop="20260509221701 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221701 +0000" stop="20260509230307 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230307 +0000" stop="20260509234820 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234820 +0000" stop="20260510003045 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510003045 +0000" stop="20260510011112 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011112 +0000" stop="20260510015223 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510015223 +0000" stop="20260510023553 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023553 +0000" stop="20260510031316 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031316 +0000" stop="20260510035921 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035921 +0000" stop="20260510044434 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044434 +0000" stop="20260510052659 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052659 +0000" stop="20260510060726 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060726 +0000" stop="20260510064838 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064838 +0000" stop="20260510073207 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073207 +0000" stop="20260510080930 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080930 +0000" stop="20260510085535 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085535 +0000" stop="20260510094049 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094049 +0000" stop="20260510102314 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102314 +0000" stop="20260510110341 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110341 +0000" stop="20260510114452 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114452 +0000" stop="20260510122821 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122821 +0000" stop="20260510130544 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130544 +0000" stop="20260510135149 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135149 +0000" stop="20260510143703 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143703 +0000" stop="20260510151928 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151928 +0000" stop="20260510155955 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155955 +0000" stop="20260510164106 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164106 +0000" stop="20260510172435 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172435 +0000" stop="20260510180158 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180158 +0000" stop="20260510184804 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184804 +0000" stop="20260510193317 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510193317 +0000" stop="20260510201542 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201542 +0000" stop="20260510205609 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174219 +0000" stop="20260511175755 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
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    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121325 +0000" stop="20260511125458 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125458 +0000" stop="20260511133630 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133630 +0000" stop="20260511141802 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511141802 +0000" stop="20260511145935 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145935 +0000" stop="20260511154107 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511154107 +0000" stop="20260511162240 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511162240 +0000" stop="20260511165128 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511165128 +0000" stop="20260511173259 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511173259 +0000" stop="20260511181430 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181430 +0000" stop="20260511185601 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185601 +0000" stop="20260511193735 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511193735 +0000" stop="20260511201906 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509194035 +0000" stop="20260509202837 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Airwolf in a war-torn South American country, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin rendezvous with "living legend" freedom fighter leader El Gato, in a mission to rescue a US scientist who is being held captive. Dominic and Caitlin wait at the pick-up point as Hawke and El Gato set off on the rescue bid, but during the escape after locating the scientist, El Gato is killed, and Hawke's radio to Airwolf is destroyed.    Hiding in from the pursing terrorist army in the area's dense growth, Hawke and the rather arrogant scientist meet a teacher and her group of hearing-impaired children, who are homeless after village was destroyed by the terrorists. Hawke attempts to lead the group to safety as they head to the pick-up point, trying to find a new home for the teacher and her students, and all the time avoiding the terrorist army along the way...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202837 +0000" stop="20260509211643 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509211643 +0000" stop="20260509220447 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220447 +0000" stop="20260509225252 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509225252 +0000" stop="20260509234054 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildfire - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dominic introduces Hawke and Caitlin to an old friend, Big Cec - the owner of an oil drilling company in the desert, and his son Little Cec, who works at the company. But they find themselves walking into the middle of a feud that has emerged between the two since the death of Big Cec's wife. With Dom staying with the pair for a few days, he is shocked to learn that Little Cec was thrown out of college for selling marijuana, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he now is being forced by a head of the oil company to make drug runs in part of a drug smuggling operation. Dom sets about trying to put things right, but it is no easy task going against the ruthless drug runners...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234054 +0000" stop="20260510002857 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A man who once failed to steal Airwolf is given a second chance when a young lady he knows stumbles upon its hiding place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510002857 +0000" stop="20260510011700 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Jeopardy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After Tess Dixon, the wife of infamous crime-lord Cullen Dixon, escapes his bodyguards while swimming in the sea at night, Archangel asks Hawke and Santini to deliver her safely via Airwolf to a top-secret location, where she will testify against a cartel of corrupt businessmen who are plotting to assassinate high-ranking officials in Washington. Tess is an old flame of Hawke's, something which makes him very reluctant to accept the mission, before he finally agrees, but they come under continual attack as Cullen Dixon's men aim to see that Tess never makes it to testify...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510011700 +0000" stop="20260510020502 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Wolf - S03E16</title>
    <desc>String and Dom become involved in a custody dispute when a friend of Strings who was about to be divorced dies leaving his wife and mother to battle for his infant son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510020502 +0000" stop="20260510025245 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Monday - S03E17</title>
    <desc>At Caitlin’s sorority reunion kidnappers after one of her “sisters” bungle the job and end up holding the whole reunion hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510025245 +0000" stop="20260510034045 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawke's Run - S03E18</title>
    <desc>String discovers that an old friend is a double agent when a schematic he was to turn over to the FIRM is stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510034045 +0000" stop="20260510042848 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break-in at Santa Paula - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The wife of a deceased old friend of Hawke's begs him to rescue her son Terry, who is in a corrupt Mexican prison after being framed, with a bad heart condition. After visiting the prison posing as the boy's uncle, in order to survey the layout, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin make the rescue bit; but the attempt fails when Terry attempts to take an ill friend with them, causing Hawke himself to be captured and held in the prison...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510042848 +0000" stop="20260510051651 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Fell from the Sky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Hawke is doing some late-night fishing on the lake outside his cabin, when he sees a helicopter fly over and drop a body into the water. Pulling the unconscious, dumped young woman out and taking her to hospital, he finds that the girl has amnesia due to her trauma, but doctor's examination indicates that she is a  drug user and worked as a prostitute. Hawke sets out to help the girl find out her true identity, and just what trouble she was in that had led to people trying kill her - but when the hit-men who had dumped her into the lake find out that she is still alive, they set out to see that neither girl or Hawke are around to uncover the truth about her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051651 +0000" stop="20260510060431 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tracks - S03E21</title>
    <desc>String takes group of wheelchair-bound Vietnam war vets on a mountain hike adventure, but they wind up fighting for thier lives when a deranged mountain man, wants them off his mountain at any cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060431 +0000" stop="20260510065234 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of Paradise - S03E22</title>
    <desc>String comes to the aid of his nephew who asks String for help when his mother disappears for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065234 +0000" stop="20260510073836 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackjack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dom is killed in a helicopter accident that also severely injures String. Dom's niece, Jo, inherits and takes charge of Santini Air. The Company sends Locke to regain possession of Airwolf, he recruits Major Mike Rivers ,an Air Force pilot to help him find and fly the craft. Together they rescue St. John from a jungle prison  and he and Jo round out the new Airwolf team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073836 +0000" stop="20260510082448 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being captured and sentenced to die, Jo's only hope for survival lies with a Soviet defector.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082448 +0000" stop="20260510091054 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town for Hire - S04E03</title>
    <desc>St. John is following Jo in a bi-plane as she tries out a new navigation device in a helicopter over an area of wilderness, when her helicopter is suddenly struck from the ground by a laser-beam that sends her chopper crashing down. St. John's plane is also hit, but he manages to land in the nearby town of Santa Mira before he looses consciousness. Waking up the next day in the local hospital, he is infuriated that nobody seems to believe his story and is out looking for Jo. But when he arrives at the crash-site, there is no sign of the crash ever happened, and as St. John tries to find out what is going on, he finds that the small boom town is held in some kind of grip of fear...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091054 +0000" stop="20260510095630 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former female employee of the Company, who has suffered mental trauma after a Company mission went wrong, insists that she is seeing strange lights and hearing unexplained noises in the middle of the night, over her remote home and the nearby Indian burial ground in the rural town of Devil’s Ridge. Jason sends St. John and Mike to investigate, and they are just as sceptical as everyone else, putting it down to her mental troubles, but the source of the disturbances is actually a stolen super-helicopter – a third version of Airwolf called “The Scorpion” – is hidden in the area, waiting to be picked up by KGB agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095630 +0000" stop="20260510104232 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windows - S04E05</title>
    <desc>St. John and crew are under a deadline to recover a piece of stolen satellite hardware which is needed for an upcoming space shuttle flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104232 +0000" stop="20260510112828 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of Cake - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The grandfather of one of four juvenile delinquents Jo and Mike have taken camping plans on killing the rest of the camping party in order to regain custody of his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112828 +0000" stop="20260510121442 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathtrain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Locke does not get along with the Russian agent he has been assigned to work with to guard a train full of nerve gas that is to be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121442 +0000" stop="20260510130049 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510130049 +0000" stop="20260510134651 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510134651 +0000" stop="20260510143248 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (2) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143248 +0000" stop="20260510151852 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Troupe - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is assigned to guard the daughter of an Interpol agent who is marked for death by terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151852 +0000" stop="20260510160455 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Virus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team tracks down the source of a genetically engineered virus that has claimed the life of one of St. John's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160455 +0000" stop="20260510165058 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Warrior - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A security leak is blamed on Locke when his behavior changes as a result of seeing a friend killed on a mission behind the Iron Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510165058 +0000" stop="20260510173702 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Japanese Kamikaze pilot who survived being shot down by St. John's father during WWII plans on restoring his honor by killing St. John and destroying a nuclear power plant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173702 +0000" stop="20260510182302 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers of the Mountain - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A jet manufacturer sabotages his own plane that St. John is test piloting rather than let St. John reveal its inferior construction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182302 +0000" stop="20260510190905 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent in to stop a group that has taken control of ten Soviet and ten American nuclear missile silos and threatens to set them off unless everyone agrees to total nuclear disarmament.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190905 +0000" stop="20260510195432 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Double - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the wife of an East German double agent! pilot he had been impersonating are kidnapped at an air show in Paris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195432 +0000" stop="20260510204034 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Warning - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A banana republic dictator takes St. John and the family of one of St. John's friends- who had discovered that the dictator was skimming American aid- hostage on a remote island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510204034 +0000" stop="20260510212639 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden One - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jo is lured to Afghanistan by an old boyfriend who has sold her as a bride to a rebel leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212639 +0000" stop="20260510221242 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppet Master - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Locke's girlfriend is given a behavior implant module which forces her to turn Locke over to a lady scientist who uses the same procedure on Locke in order to gain control of Airwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221242 +0000" stop="20260510225847 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malduke - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent to stop a man who has hijacked a Japanese freighter carrying nuclear waste. The man plans to blackmail the nations of the Earth into guaranteeing all diseased persons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225847 +0000" stop="20260510234447 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy Chain - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team travels around the world as they put an opium ring run by St. John's former commander out of business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234447 +0000" stop="20260511003050 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Home - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jo's ailing father aids the Airwolf team in recovering radioactive material stolen by a group of Neo-Nazi 5.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003050 +0000" stop="20260511011650 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Paradise - S04E24</title>
    <desc>John comes to the aid of an old flame whose husband was killed by drug dealers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011650 +0000" stop="20260511025438 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Hawke (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While demonstrating the capabilities of the new prototype supercopter codenamed 'Airwolf', Dr. Charles Moffet goes rogue, steals the chopper and kills almost all of the observers. At least one man -- Michael Coldsmith Briggs III survives. Briggs, codenamed 'Archangel' is the head of a covert organization called 'The Firm' and Archangel calls upon the one man in the world he knows that can retrieve the copter. The problem is Stringfellow Hawke is not only a loner, but a recluse as well. The amount of money the Firm is willing to pay for Airwolf's recovery is irrelevant. Hawke wants just one thing - the safe return of his brother, Saint John, who was captured during the Vietnam war and is evidently a POW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025438 +0000" stop="20260511034355 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Gone a Hunt'n - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dom must stop a suspected traitor from turning an advanced military fighter over to the Russians in exchange for his son who was born in Vietnam. Things get complicated, though, when Hawke realizes that he was also involved with the boy's mother during roughly the same era as the child's birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034355 +0000" stop="20260511043003 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite of the Jackal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An ambitious executive at the Firm makes a subversive play for Archangel's job. A bomb is planted aboard a vintage helicopter owned by Dominic Santini and he's forced to crash land. When Hawke and Archangel go hunting for Dom, Airwolf is ambushed and shot down. The two must convince a group of locals to help them repair their damaged tail rotor. Complicating matters on Dom's end, he must contend with a stowaway aboard his chopper -- a young girl searching for her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043003 +0000" stop="20260511051921 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof Through the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Russian mole discovers that scientists in the U.S.S.R. have developed a lethal serum that instantly kills anyone exposed to it. He steals a vial of the serum and contacts his friend Archangel for help in escaping the country with his family. Archangel dispatches Hawke and Santini for the rescue effort, but Airwolf can't handle that much passenger weight -- unless all her armaments are stripped leaving the supercopter defenseless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051921 +0000" stop="20260511060837 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way Express - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A movie producer hires Santini Air for a dangerous stunt involving the landing of a helicopter onto the roof of a moving semi. Dom and String nearly come to blows, however, when String tries to convince Dom that his reaction time might not be up to snuff for this particular action sequence. Things get even more dicey when it appears that the production might just be an elaborate cover for a high-stakes gold heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060837 +0000" stop="20260511065753 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes from the Past - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hawke meets a mercenary who claims to have information regarding his missing brother. When they part company, Hawke loses consciousness in his helicopter and crashes. When he comes to, he finds himself in a hospital. The medical staff inform him that he has been in a coma for the better part of a year. His friends, Archangel and Dom, were killed on a POW camp raid, but in the process, their heroism helped rescue Hawke's brother Saint John. Believing that his "mission" is over, Hawke reveals the location of Airwolf to his captors, then discovers that it has all been an elaborate ruse and he has inadvertantly turned over the super copter to a group of foreign conspirators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065753 +0000" stop="20260511074703 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Like a Dove - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An Israeli war crimes hunter is killed by a suspected Nazi named Hans Daubert in France. His daughter vows revenge and seeks the help of String and Dom, along with Airwolf, to bring him to justice. Complicating matters is Archangel's involvement with Daubert who is a known arms dealer selling to the powers that he chooses to in order to influence political outcomes in the world -- and Archangel is his supplier!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074703 +0000" stop="20260511083621 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Over Miami - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Santini makes an unauthorized flight to Cuba in order to rescue two political prisoners who are being ransomed for $2 million. However, while there, the exchange site is attacked and the ransom money is stolen. While flying back to the mainland, Santini is forced to crash land back on Cuba and Hawke must brave a hurricane in Airwolf to rescue his friend. When String and Dom are reunited, the pair must negotiate with a band of freedom fighters who raised the capital to ransom their compadres and are not convinced of Santini's innocence in the theft of the funds. To make matters more interesting, Archangel is supplying weapons to a paramilitary band that just may have had a hand in stealing the ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083621 +0000" stop="20260511092537 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And They Are Us - S01E10</title>
    <desc>North and South Limbawe are in conflict over oil and a despotic General plans to overthrow his own government in South Limbawe and attacks his neighbors to the North. String and Dom are sent by Archangel to aid North Limbawe and it's leader, Seku Logana, but Logana has his own prejudices about receiving aid for his cause. Also in the mix is an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's, Marty Vidor, who is working as a mercenary for South Limbawe, and Hawke is hesitant to take him on since Vidor just may know the location of the missing Saint John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092537 +0000" stop="20260511101455 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind of the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Robert Winchester is a brilliant researcher and a former test pilot who helped design Airwolf. Now, he's asking for Hawke's help in test flying a simulator that he's designed to enable the Firm to train future test pilots to fly Airwolf. Reluctantly, Hawke agrees, but determines that the simulator's "feel" is a little off. Archangel convinces Hawke to let Winchester hook up the real Airwolf to his computers in order to get a more realistic demonstration. This allows Winchester to engage in a little friendly flying competition with Hawke but it also allows the Russians to nearly get their hands on the high tech super copter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101455 +0000" stop="20260511110412 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Snare a Wolf - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archangel warns String about a zealous government bureaucrat named D.G. Bogard who will stop at nothing until he finds Airwolf. Dom and Hawke take time out from shooting a military training film to hide Airwolf in a different location before it can be discovered, but Bogard catches on to their ruse and tracks Hawke back to the new hideaway. To complicate things, an eager pilot tails Dom and Hawke in an effort to convince Santini that she deserves a job working for his company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511110412 +0000" stop="20260511115230 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Britches - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's is shot in the desert when trying to escape a corrupt Sheriff, Hawke gets a call from an inmate who had been in jail with the man to aleart him of the escape, and flies with Dominic in Airwolf to Pope County, Texas, to investigate. There, Hawke meets Highway Patrol Deputy Caitlin O'Shannessy, who had a run in with Sheriff Bogard prior to the killing; but Hawke's appearance on the scene sees him arrested by Bogard and released on a private game reserve, where gun-happy sportsmen pay big money to hunt big game – and Hawke is the latest bait...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115230 +0000" stop="20260511124050 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firestorm - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a friend of Dominic's, was once a pilot until a air crash in which his passengers were killed, causing him to lose his nerve and turn to drink as a result. Living alone in his trailer in the desert, Eddie's alcohol problem has recently become even worse after supposedly seeing lights in the sky in the middle of the night. Though trying to help his friend, Dominic is as skeptical as everyone else, blaming the sightings on Eddie's drunken state, until one night he sees the lights too... The next morning, Hawke arrives to find that the pair of them have vanished, and in searching for them, stumbles upon a fanatical militarist's organization, who is planning to launch his own nuclear missile against Russia...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511124050 +0000" stop="20260511132911 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moffett's Ghost - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the midst of it's key part in delivering and collecting a leading American scientist to top secret sanctions aimed at cooling international tensions with Russians, Airwolf develops a seeming computer virus in it's systems, which periodically takes pilot control and makes it a potential killing machine in the air. The systems have been taken over buy a "time-bomb" left by the chopper's evil creator, Dr. Moffett, who has programmed it to begin the deadly behaviour if not given it a recognition code by him at that time.    Hawke and Dominic must decide whether to let the Firm scientists try and work on the machine - risking having them snatching it back away from them - or to find another way to try and cure The Lady before completing their part in the sanctions, knowing that if they fail to completely cure it, they jeopardise not only international relations, but potentially hundreds of lives...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132911 +0000" stop="20260511141730 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Holly - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Hawke rescues Dominic's niece Holly from a mobster's compound in Mexico, strange things start happening at Santini Air. At first, Hawke and Dominic assume that the mobster is trying to scare the girl, but, especially when Hawke turns down Holly's advances of romance, the incidents get worse... Meanwhile, Caitlin O'Shannessy arrives fresh from her escapade with Hawke against the corrupt Police of Pope County, and looks for work at Santini Air. He close relationship with Hawke somehow seems to fuel the incidents...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511141730 +0000" stop="20260511150547 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Santini Air is hired for a 30 day period by agents on behalf of a industrial millionaire, to be on stand-by to pilot the man on an important journey when called upon. Dominic is excited at the prospect of the high-paying job, but Hawke is more sceptical and intends to find out just why they've been given the contract. But unbeknown to any of them, Caitlin's new boyfriend is plotting to assassinate the millionaire; and matters are not helped any by some malfunctions that Airwolf is suffering...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511150547 +0000" stop="20260511155416 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Past - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dominic is distraught to hear that his daughter Sally-Anne - whom Hawke never even knew existed - has been found dead on the beach after over-dosing, in the Caribbean Island of San Remo, where Dom himself was born. Detouring in their way to a top-secret Airwolf mission for the Firm, Hawke flies Dominic to the island to attend the funeral, only for it to end in an argument with his bitter ex-wife Lila.    Returning from their mission, they hear that Lila was murdered the previous night, and Dominic is arrested as the prime suspect. When Archangel is ordered not to allow Firm involvement as not to risk uncovering the secret mission, Hawke heads to the luxurious San Remo to investigate the murder for himself, and finds the island is living in the shadow of a new gambling casino, run by a very shady character with great influence in the area...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511155416 +0000" stop="20260511164239 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel (a.k.a. Angel of Mercy) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>String must add Caitlin to the Airwolf crew, in order to rescue Archangel from behind enemy lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511164239 +0000" stop="20260511173058 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HX 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When new hi-tech attack chopper HX1 is stolen by an elite group of mercenaries, the tactics used fits those that Hawke's MIA brother St. John was trained in, and Hawke is certain that his brother may somehow be involved. Dominic begs him to leave well alone, but Hawke is adamant, and with Archangel insisting that if it cant be retrieved, the Firm will blow HX1 and anyone flying it out of the sky, Hawke goes back into his past and some of the people he knows from it, to desperately try and get a lead on the group and mercenaries and possibly St. John... But the HX1 is so powerful, it may even be able to blow Airwolf out of the sky...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511173058 +0000" stop="20260511181918 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight #093 Is Missing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Caitlin is a passenger on board a plane which Airwolf is sent to search for after the plane is hijacked and forced down at sea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511181918 +0000" stop="20260511190709 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511190709 +0000" stop="20260511195526 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195526 +0000" stop="20260511204343 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509195118 +0000" stop="20260509201500 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509201500 +0000" stop="20260509203842 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509203842 +0000" stop="20260509210225 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509210225 +0000" stop="20260509212607 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212607 +0000" stop="20260509214950 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509214950 +0000" stop="20260509221332 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509221332 +0000" stop="20260509223715 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509223715 +0000" stop="20260509230057 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509230057 +0000" stop="20260509232440 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509232440 +0000" stop="20260509234822 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509234822 +0000" stop="20260510001205 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001205 +0000" stop="20260510003547 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510003547 +0000" stop="20260510005930 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510005930 +0000" stop="20260510012312 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510012312 +0000" stop="20260510014654 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510014654 +0000" stop="20260510021037 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510021037 +0000" stop="20260510023419 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510023419 +0000" stop="20260510025802 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510025802 +0000" stop="20260510032144 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510032144 +0000" stop="20260510034527 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510034527 +0000" stop="20260510040909 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510040909 +0000" stop="20260510043252 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510043252 +0000" stop="20260510045634 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510045634 +0000" stop="20260510052017 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510052017 +0000" stop="20260510054359 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510054359 +0000" stop="20260510060742 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510060742 +0000" stop="20260510063124 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510063124 +0000" stop="20260510065506 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510065506 +0000" stop="20260510071849 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510071849 +0000" stop="20260510074231 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510074231 +0000" stop="20260510080614 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080614 +0000" stop="20260510082956 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082956 +0000" stop="20260510085339 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510085339 +0000" stop="20260510091721 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510091721 +0000" stop="20260510094104 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510094104 +0000" stop="20260510100446 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510100446 +0000" stop="20260510102829 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102829 +0000" stop="20260510105211 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510105211 +0000" stop="20260510111554 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510111554 +0000" stop="20260510113936 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510113936 +0000" stop="20260510120318 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510120318 +0000" stop="20260510122701 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122701 +0000" stop="20260510125043 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125043 +0000" stop="20260510131426 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131426 +0000" stop="20260510133808 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133808 +0000" stop="20260510140151 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140151 +0000" stop="20260510142533 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142533 +0000" stop="20260510144916 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144916 +0000" stop="20260510151258 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510151258 +0000" stop="20260510153641 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510153641 +0000" stop="20260510160023 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510160023 +0000" stop="20260510162406 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510162406 +0000" stop="20260510164748 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510164748 +0000" stop="20260510171131 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510171131 +0000" stop="20260510173513 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173513 +0000" stop="20260510175855 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510175855 +0000" stop="20260510182238 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510182238 +0000" stop="20260510184620 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184620 +0000" stop="20260510191003 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510191003 +0000" stop="20260510193345 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510193345 +0000" stop="20260510195728 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510195728 +0000" stop="20260510202110 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510202110 +0000" stop="20260510204453 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510204453 +0000" stop="20260510210835 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510210835 +0000" stop="20260510213218 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510213218 +0000" stop="20260510215600 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510215600 +0000" stop="20260510221943 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510221943 +0000" stop="20260510224325 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224325 +0000" stop="20260510230707 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510230707 +0000" stop="20260510233050 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510233050 +0000" stop="20260510235432 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235432 +0000" stop="20260511001815 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511001815 +0000" stop="20260511004157 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004157 +0000" stop="20260511010540 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511010540 +0000" stop="20260511012922 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511012922 +0000" stop="20260511015305 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511015305 +0000" stop="20260511021647 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511021647 +0000" stop="20260511024030 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024030 +0000" stop="20260511030412 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030412 +0000" stop="20260511032755 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511032755 +0000" stop="20260511035137 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035137 +0000" stop="20260511041519 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041519 +0000" stop="20260511043902 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043902 +0000" stop="20260511050244 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050244 +0000" stop="20260511052627 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052627 +0000" stop="20260511055009 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055009 +0000" stop="20260511061352 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061352 +0000" stop="20260511063734 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511063734 +0000" stop="20260511070117 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511070117 +0000" stop="20260511072459 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511072459 +0000" stop="20260511074842 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511074842 +0000" stop="20260511081224 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511081224 +0000" stop="20260511083607 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511083607 +0000" stop="20260511085949 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511085949 +0000" stop="20260511092332 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092332 +0000" stop="20260511094714 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511094714 +0000" stop="20260511101056 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101056 +0000" stop="20260511103439 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103439 +0000" stop="20260511105821 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105821 +0000" stop="20260511112204 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511112204 +0000" stop="20260511114546 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114546 +0000" stop="20260511120929 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120929 +0000" stop="20260511123311 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511123311 +0000" stop="20260511125654 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125654 +0000" stop="20260511132036 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132036 +0000" stop="20260511134419 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511134419 +0000" stop="20260511140801 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140801 +0000" stop="20260511143144 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511143144 +0000" stop="20260511145526 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145526 +0000" stop="20260511151908 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511151908 +0000" stop="20260511154251 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511154251 +0000" stop="20260511160633 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511160633 +0000" stop="20260511163016 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511163016 +0000" stop="20260511165358 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511165358 +0000" stop="20260511171741 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511171741 +0000" stop="20260511174123 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174123 +0000" stop="20260511180506 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511180506 +0000" stop="20260511182848 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511182848 +0000" stop="20260511185231 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511185231 +0000" stop="20260511191613 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511191613 +0000" stop="20260511193956 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511193956 +0000" stop="20260511200338 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194238 +0000" stop="20260509200428 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509200428 +0000" stop="20260509202703 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509202703 +0000" stop="20260509204944 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509204944 +0000" stop="20260509211133 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211133 +0000" stop="20260509213326 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509213326 +0000" stop="20260509215517 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215517 +0000" stop="20260509221711 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221711 +0000" stop="20260509223901 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223901 +0000" stop="20260509230045 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230045 +0000" stop="20260509232233 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509232233 +0000" stop="20260509234406 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234406 +0000" stop="20260510000553 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000553 +0000" stop="20260510002832 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002832 +0000" stop="20260510005018 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005018 +0000" stop="20260510011204 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011204 +0000" stop="20260510013353 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013353 +0000" stop="20260510015539 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510015539 +0000" stop="20260510021728 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510021728 +0000" stop="20260510024010 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024010 +0000" stop="20260510030201 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030201 +0000" stop="20260510032345 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032345 +0000" stop="20260510034530 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510034530 +0000" stop="20260510040717 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040717 +0000" stop="20260510042904 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510042904 +0000" stop="20260510045049 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045049 +0000" stop="20260510051241 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051241 +0000" stop="20260510053431 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053431 +0000" stop="20260510055716 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055716 +0000" stop="20260510061904 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061904 +0000" stop="20260510064044 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064044 +0000" stop="20260510070234 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070234 +0000" stop="20260510072420 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072420 +0000" stop="20260510074604 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510080755 +0000" stop="20260510082941 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082941 +0000" stop="20260510085125 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510093502 +0000" stop="20260510095652 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510095652 +0000" stop="20260510101842 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510101842 +0000" stop="20260510104030 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510104030 +0000" stop="20260510110226 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510110226 +0000" stop="20260510112427 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510112427 +0000" stop="20260510114617 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510114617 +0000" stop="20260510120805 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510120805 +0000" stop="20260510122950 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510122950 +0000" stop="20260510125135 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510125135 +0000" stop="20260510131321 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510131321 +0000" stop="20260510133505 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510133505 +0000" stop="20260510135653 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510135653 +0000" stop="20260510141840 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510141840 +0000" stop="20260510144029 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510144029 +0000" stop="20260510150220 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510150220 +0000" stop="20260510152409 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510152409 +0000" stop="20260510154600 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510154600 +0000" stop="20260510160749 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510160749 +0000" stop="20260510163027 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510163027 +0000" stop="20260510165218 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510165218 +0000" stop="20260510171406 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510171406 +0000" stop="20260510173650 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510173650 +0000" stop="20260510175829 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510175829 +0000" stop="20260510182017 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184205 +0000" stop="20260510190450 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190450 +0000" stop="20260510192636 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510192636 +0000" stop="20260510194820 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194820 +0000" stop="20260510201004 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510201004 +0000" stop="20260510203148 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205337 +0000" stop="20260510211620 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510211620 +0000" stop="20260510213753 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510213753 +0000" stop="20260510215941 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510215941 +0000" stop="20260510222131 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510222131 +0000" stop="20260510224309 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224309 +0000" stop="20260510230551 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510230551 +0000" stop="20260510232741 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510232741 +0000" stop="20260510234926 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510234926 +0000" stop="20260511001121 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511001121 +0000" stop="20260511003306 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511003306 +0000" stop="20260511005451 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511005451 +0000" stop="20260511011641 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011641 +0000" stop="20260511013915 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013915 +0000" stop="20260511020105 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511020105 +0000" stop="20260511022251 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022251 +0000" stop="20260511024432 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024432 +0000" stop="20260511030715 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030715 +0000" stop="20260511032905 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511032905 +0000" stop="20260511035140 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035140 +0000" stop="20260511041421 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041421 +0000" stop="20260511043610 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043610 +0000" stop="20260511045802 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511045802 +0000" stop="20260511051953 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511051953 +0000" stop="20260511054147 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054147 +0000" stop="20260511060337 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511060337 +0000" stop="20260511062522 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511062522 +0000" stop="20260511064710 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511064710 +0000" stop="20260511070842 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511070842 +0000" stop="20260511073029 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073029 +0000" stop="20260511075309 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
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    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
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    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
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    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
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    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
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    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
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    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
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    <desc>Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.</desc>
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    <title>Strangers in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.</desc>
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    <title>Looking for Lucky - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.</desc>
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    <title>Pennsylvania 6-5000 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.</desc>
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    <title>Keepin' the Faith - S01E05</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.</desc>
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    <title>For Your Eyes Only - S01E06</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a lonely blind girl.</desc>
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    <title>Help Me, Rhonda - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.</desc>
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    <title>Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.</desc>
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    <title>Jump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, You Can Drive My Car - S01E10</title>
    <desc>ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.</desc>
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    <title>On the Road Again - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Tannerbaum - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.</desc>
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    <title>Mother and Child Reunion - S01E13</title>
    <desc>ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Bit of Soap - S01E14</title>
    <desc>ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.</desc>
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    <title>I've Got a New Attitude - S01E15</title>
    <desc>ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Try to Remember (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.</desc>
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    <title>Try to Remember (2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Border Song - S01E18</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Thing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Going Out of My Head Over You - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF both talk to a psychologist.</desc>
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    <title>Lookin' Through the Windows - S01E21</title>
    <desc>ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.</desc>
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    <title>It's Not Easy Being Green - S01E22</title>
    <desc>ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.</desc>
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    <title>The Gambler - S01E23</title>
    <desc>ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.</desc>
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    <title>Weird Science - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>La Cucaracha - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions</desc>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.</desc>
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    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
    <desc>ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan's Island) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.</desc>
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    <title>Take a Look at Me Now - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.</desc>
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    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
    <desc>ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Pretty Woman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Something's Wrong with Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.</desc>
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    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (1) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (1) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.</desc>
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    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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    <title>Movin' Out - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>Tequila - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Family - S02E25</title>
    <desc>ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S03E01</title>
    <desc>ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.</desc>
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    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Promises, Promises - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.</desc>
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    <title>Changes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.</desc>
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    <title>My Back Pages - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.</desc>
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    <title>Alone Again, Naturally - S03E11</title>
    <desc>ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.</desc>
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    <title>Hide Away - S03E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.</desc>
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    <title>Suspicious Minds - S03E15</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Love - S03E16</title>
    <desc>ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.</desc>
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    <title>Running Scared - S03E17</title>
    <desc>An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".</desc>
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    <title>Standing in the Shadows of Love - S03E18</title>
    <desc>ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.</desc>
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    <title>Superstition - S03E19</title>
    <desc>ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.</desc>
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    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.</desc>
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    <title>Funeral for a Friend - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - S03E22</title>
    <desc>ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby? - S03E23</title>
    <desc>ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrive for a visit and steal a broach from Kate.</desc>
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    <title>Like an Old Time Movie - S03E24</title>
    <desc>ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.</desc>
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    <title>Shake, Rattle and Roll - S03E25</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.</desc>
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    <title>Having My Baby - S03E26</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."</desc>
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    <title>Baby, Come Back - S04E01</title>
    <desc>ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric, but almost blows it when the child disappears.</desc>
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    <title>Lies - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tabloid photographers accidentally photograph ALF, so the Tanners have to get the film back.</desc>
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    <title>Wanted: Dead or Alive - S04E03</title>
    <desc>ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.</desc>
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    <title>We're in the Money - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Games - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.</desc>
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    <title>Hooked on a Feeling - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.</desc>
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    <title>He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Remnants - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Crossings - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts a mysterious woman with ties to Irina to help him free Sydney and Vaughn, who have been captured and face a North Korean firing squad. But Jack is faced with a curious conundrum when the woman tells him that she will not put the rescue plan in motion until he fulfills a favor - assassinate Sloane.</desc>
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    <title>After Six - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn are sent to retrieve the Doleac Agenda to gain an advantage over The Covenant. For this, Sydney and Weiss must convince rogue security systems designer Toni Cummings to help the CIA break into a Lethal Response System. Meanwhile, Sark approaches an unlikely ally to kill the Covenant's Cell leaders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121808 +0000" stop="20260510130121 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blowback - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While trying to retrieve a bomb, Sydney and Vaughn are ambushed by unidentified assailants. Meanwhile, Lauren and Sark continue to solidify their new partnership, Sloane divulges a dark secret to Dr. Barnett and Marshall shows the strains of new fatherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130121 +0000" stop="20260510134410 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Façade - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must convince bomb maker Daniel Ryan that they are part of The Covenant in order to find out where he has hidden one of his devices. But Sydney discovers that her ties to the bomber could lead him on a suicide mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134410 +0000" stop="20260510142650 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney attempts to rescue Dixon's kids after they are kidnapped by Sark, Lauren's status as a double agent is put to the test when she learns that she has to work with her father, and Sloane is framed as a CIA mole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142650 +0000" stop="20260510150841 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frame - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must track Kazari Bomani down to get hold of a piece of the Rambaldi puzzle. Meanwhile, Jack reveals his suspicions to Senator Reed about his daughter Lauren's allegiances, and Vaughn decides what to do about his marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150841 +0000" stop="20260510155054 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unveiled - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack warn a disbelieving Vaughn about their suspicions of Lauren being the CIA mole. Meanwhile, Bomani and Sark take possession of the Rambaldi machine, Sydney and Vaughn must stop a Covenant virus that's crippling medical facilities around the world, Sloane's secret is revealed to Jack, and Bomani begins to lose faith in Lauren's ability to carry out her Covenant missions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155054 +0000" stop="20260510163404 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hourglass - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Lauren is working for the Covenant, Vaughn is told to keep up the façade of a happy marriage in order to keep tabs on his wife's activities. But he's in for a shock when he uncovers the truth about Lauren's mother, Olivia. Meanwhile, Jack refuses to help exonerate Sloane of his crimes and put in motion a stay of execution, and a monk discloses the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger" to Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163404 +0000" stop="20260510171615 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger," Sydney and Jack seek the aid of Sloane, to track the "Passenger" down. Meanwhile, after learning a secret about his father from Thomas Brill, Vaughn is kidnapped and tortured by Lauren and Sark, who are about to track "The Passenger" down themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171615 +0000" stop="20260510175745 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>With the aid of Katya Derevko and CIA imprisoned security systems designer Toni Cummings, Sydney and Vaughn attempt to track down Sloane and Nadia. But Lauren and Sark are also in hot pursuit of them in order to uncover the secrets of Rambaldi. Meanwhile, Vaughn's obsession with tracking down Lauren is beginning to consume him, Sydney and Vaughn turn the tables on an old foe, and Katya expresses her attraction to Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510175745 +0000" stop="20260510184003 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Lauren stages a stunning betrayal to steal classified materials from the CIA. Meanwhile, Vaughn comes face to face with his darkest demons in pursuit of his wife; Nadia must decide whether or not she can trust her father, Sloane, in the pursuit of Rambaldi's most priceless artifact; and Sydney receives a shattering revelation that will make her question everything - and everyone - she thought she could trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184003 +0000" stop="20260510192322 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney quits the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" alongside Dixon, Jack, Vaughn and... Sloane. Meanwhile, the truth Sydney found out in Wittenberg endangers her relationship with Jack, and eventually she reveals the awful truth to Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192322 +0000" stop="20260510200639 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney unwillingly teams up with her father to hunt down a modern-day samurai. Meanwhile, Nadia doesn't want to go back to the spy business, but is forced to when Sydney's life is jeopardized. Sydney finds out the reason behind Jack's misdeed and Nadia makes an unsettling promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200639 +0000" stop="20260510204719 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awful Truth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must seduce a murderous arms dealer in order to track down a stolen NSA code-breaker. Meanwhile, Vaughn fears for Weiss's life, and Sydney and Jack argue about telling Nadia the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510204719 +0000" stop="20260510212748 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover to track down a deadly new bio-weapon. Meanwhile, Sydney is concerned about Vaughn not having yet put Lauren behind, and Nadia turns to a Jack to find out the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212748 +0000" stop="20260510220909 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Liberty Village - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover as a married couple so as to find a weapon that could bring back the Dark Ages. However, the neighborhood they've infiltrated is not as charming as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220909 +0000" stop="20260510225047 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life - and others next to her - into danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225047 +0000" stop="20260510233121 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While Sydney and Nadia argue about Nadia's acceptance of Sloane's fatherly concerns, Sloane worries about Nadia's well-being when she and Sydney go undercover as wealthy, irresponsible young heiresses to uncover the whereabouts of a deadly chemical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233121 +0000" stop="20260511001348 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sloane temporarily steps down as Director of his Task Force and gives Jack full authority over the next assignment, which involves Anna Espinosa, Sydney's old foe. However, Anna turns the tables on APO when she captures Nadia and forces Sydney to do her biddings. Sydney tells Nadia about the Rambaldi's prophecy which dictates that two sisters will fight and only one will survive. Meanwhile, Vaughn visits Sark and tries to trick him into helping them to catch Anna. In the end, one of the sisters is mortally wounded by Anna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001348 +0000" stop="20260511005346 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man of His Word - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While Nadia is in a coma, Sark is taken into APO and to help them infiltrate Cadmus Revolutionary Front and retrieve the bomb, but in return he demands to see Lauren's corpse and that Vaughn opens her coffin for him. Nadia may be the only person with the intel they need to intercept the bomb, so Jack is forced to prematurely wake Nadia from her coma, endangering her life, which doesn't please Sloane when he finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005346 +0000" stop="20260511013605 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Index - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dixon enlists Sydney to help him prove that Sloane is double-crossing the CIA and using APO to steel the Blackwell Index, a master blackmail list, and to reconstruct the Alliance. Sydney makes her way into Sloane's house so as to copy the encryption key from his secure phone and crack his calls. When Nadia finds her, she becomes disappointed in her sister. Meanwhile, Vaughn discovers something disturbing about his father when he visits his comatose uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013605 +0000" stop="20260511021728 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Home - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021728 +0000" stop="20260511030038 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orphan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Nadia puts her own life - as well Sydney's and Weiss's - in danger after failing to unveil her past through a dangerous criminal. Meanwhile, Vaughn finds a person who is somehow connected to his father and Nadia as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030038 +0000" stop="20260511034354 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a mission goes wrong, Sydney's is placed in danger and Marshall is the only one who can save her. Meanwhile, Dixon is exposed to a deadly pathogen released inside APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034354 +0000" stop="20260511042549 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightingale - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn risk their lives trying to find out the truth about Vaughn's father. Finally, we find out why Jack and Sloane seem to be conspiring together against Sydney and Vaughn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511042549 +0000" stop="20260511050856 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora - S04E15</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to talk to Sydney, Katya Derevko deliberately poisons herself and is temporally taken out from her cell. Once Nadia tells her sister about this, Sydney visits her aunt to tell her to stay away from Nadia. However, Katya unsettles Sydney by telling her that someone framed her mother as a means of getting her killed. Sydney sets off in search of the truth behind this story. Meanwhile, Vaughn becomes a rogue agent by getting involved with the people who might know his father's whereabouts. In the end, he and Sydney find out that the man behind these two plots is no other than A. Sloane. However, things are not exactly as they seem to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050856 +0000" stop="20260511055051 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Mister Sloane - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn tell Jack about Sloane's alleged involvement in Vaughn's search for his father and Irina's contract on Sydney's life. After cornering Sloane, they both conclude that someone is framing him. The APO team set a trap to catch the fake A. Sloane, but they fail. Once they realize what "Arvin Clone" is after at, Sloane suggests to step down, temporarily. However, Sydney reluctantly convinces him to stay on the case, since he may the only person able to anticipate "Arvin Clone"'s next move. But Nadia fears that this pursue may revive her father's past obsession – Rambaldi.`</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055051 +0000" stop="20260511063315 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Conscience - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nadia's former caretaker, Sophia, has been severely beaten. She contacts Nadia and asks to meet her. Sloane is told by Sophia that she was beaten up, because someone is trying to track Nadia down, so he and Jack decide to tell their daughters the truth – Elena Derevko, the third and the most cruelest of the Derevko sisters, has been surveilling both Sydney and Nadia for a decade. Meanwhile, Jack's doctor advises him to tell Sydney about his illness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063315 +0000" stop="20260511071545 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirage - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Jack's illness has caused him to hallucinate about a cure. Sydney must recreate the time when Jack was working for the CIA and hid the only man who might be able to help him now. For this, Sydney must play her own mother. Meanwhile, Sophia moves in with Sydney and Nadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071545 +0000" stop="20260511075846 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams... - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The team captures the Sloane Imposter and questions him to find a rare Rambaldi orchid. The real Sloane must relive a painful memory in order to get the Imposter to reveal the orchid location.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511075846 +0000" stop="20260511084130 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Descent - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After a tactical group infiltrates the DSR and steals Rambaldi artifacts, CIA director Hayden Chase discovers that the alarms at the DSR were disabled from Nadia's computer, allowing the raid to happen, and shows up at the apartment to question her.  Soon Sloane and Jack arrive and suspect that Sophia, who had access to the computer while she was living with Syd and Nadia, is Elena Derevko.  They follow her trail to a dead Rambaldi follower, a stunning betrayal, and a presumed dead family member...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084130 +0000" stop="20260511092419 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rambaldi's catastrophic endgame begins to fall into place as a giant red ball version of the Circumference/Mueller device is found floating over a large city in Russia, driving the citizens mad with violence. After a wounded Dixon reveals that Irina is alive, Sydney, Nadia, and Jack set off to find her. It turns out that Irina had been captured, and then duplicated using Project Helix, in order to give the impression that she was dead. Sydney and Nadia discover Irina being held inside a camp in Tikal, safely in the clutches of Elena's private army. Irina had apparently been working to counter Elena's organization, the Covenant, and actually PREVENT the Rambaldi endgame. Irina is taken to APO and tells them of a page she destroyed, a page that was key to Rambaldi's endgame. Under torture, she finally broke and recreated it for Elena. After a short respite, Sydney, Vaughn, Jack, Nadia, and Irina board a plane parachute down, towards Elena, Sloane, the Circumference....and destiny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092419 +0000" stop="20260511100717 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before the Flood - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack, Sydney, Irina, Vaughn and Nadia parachute into Sovogda. They're supposed to dismantle a giant red ball turning people into zombies. At APO, Marshall and Weiss use the Blackwell Index to blackmail the Russian minister into giving them the access codes to a Russian satellite, they discover that Elena is uplinking the satellite. A CIA agent, Brodien reminds them that the Rambaldi device is broadcasting a subaudible frequency that physiologically alters people who drink it and it is irreversible. Elena learns of the APO team's arrival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511100717 +0000" stop="20260511105021 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophet Five - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After learning that the man she has known as Michael Vaughn is under investigation and suspected of being a double agent, Sydney begins to question whether their business and personal relationship over the years had all been a lie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511105021 +0000" stop="20260511113255 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...1... - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Renée - a fugitive on the CIA's most wanted list -- to track down the murderer of a close friend before the killer can strike again. Meanwhile, Jack enlists a reluctant new agent, Thomas Grace (Balthazar Getty), and Weiss struggles to decide whether or not to accept a promotion that would force him to leave his colleagues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511113255 +0000" stop="20260511121603 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney is forced to partner on a mission with new APO agent Thomas Grace. They discover that Rachel Gibson -- a spy suspected of being involved in activities against the U.S. -- has something shockingly in common with Sydney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121603 +0000" stop="20260511125848 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mockingbird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While Sloane awaits the outcome of his sentencing, Sydney's life is put in grave danger when Gordon Dean discovers that Rachel is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125848 +0000" stop="20260511134036 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Box - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Tom discover that Renie has stolen the cryo container, and soon find themselves under siege by a group of mercanaries who want the contents of the container. Meanwhile, Sloane takes matters into his own hands to get himself back into APO.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511134036 +0000" stop="20260511142237 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solo - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel receives a little help from Syd for her first solo mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511142237 +0000" stop="20260511150502 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fait Accompli - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney and APO attempt to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is. Meanwhile, when the group claiming to have a cure for daughter Nadia continues to play mind games with him, Sloane struggles for control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511150502 +0000" stop="20260511154750 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rachel and Sydney have to join forces with Julian Sark to prevent a deadly micropulse bomb from falling in the hands of a dangerous mercenary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511154750 +0000" stop="20260511162926 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horizon - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Vaughn after being kidnapped and being placed in a hypnotic. What Sydney doesn't know is that the kidnapper is a very familiar face with an obscure interest in her unborn child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511162926 +0000" stop="20260511171140 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The entire APO gang is trapped inside the CIA offices and Weiss saves them. However, Weiss will not be returning to APO, he will just be helping the others on a mission to obtain information regarding Sydney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511171140 +0000" stop="20260511175414 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maternal Instinct - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney receives an unexpected visit from Irina. Together with Jack, they travel to Vancouver to search for information about The Horizon, but the trio is ambushed. While Jack takes on Kelly Peyton, Sydney goes into labor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511175414 +0000" stop="20260511183630 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Only One Sydney Bristow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>One month after the baby is born, Sydney is taking time off from work. Will is what pulls her back in the field while she's on maternity leave. The enemies realize that the best way to hurt Sydney is through her friends. Anna Espinosa also returns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511183630 +0000" stop="20260511191923 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30 Seconds - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang starts to learn more about the Prophet 5, Sloane is distressed to learn that Prophet Five's cure for Nadia is just as likely to kill her. Meanwhile, Devlin returns, the search for Anna Espinosa continues, Rambaldi's prophetic Page 47 resurfaces, and Sydney offers Renée a job at APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191923 +0000" stop="20260511200144 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See Dead People - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Marshall reports to Jack that a microchip, found in Renée Rienne's body, is etched with the name 'Andre Micheaux'. Peyton tells Sloane that Sydney is being sent to Nepal to meet with someone regarding the chip. Sloane sends Anna, now Sydney's doppelgänger, to intercept. When Marshall discovers that the APO office is bugged, Jack frantically tries to reach Sydney to warn her before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194059 +0000" stop="20260509202554 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202554 +0000" stop="20260509211112 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509211112 +0000" stop="20260509215817 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001216 +0000" stop="20260510005711 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510005711 +0000" stop="20260510014229 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510022934 +0000" stop="20260510031316 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510031316 +0000" stop="20260510035718 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510035718 +0000" stop="20260510044333 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510044333 +0000" stop="20260510052828 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510052828 +0000" stop="20260510061346 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061346 +0000" stop="20260510070051 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Alice at the Palace - S07E04</title>
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    <title>Joel Grey Saves the Day - S07E05</title>
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    <title>Carrie on the Rebound - S07E07</title>
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    <title>Jolene's Brother Jonas - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Alice Sees the Light - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.</desc>
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    <title>Vera the Virtuoso - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Faces the Music - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy, the Jailbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene and the Night Watchman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Dream Car - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.</desc>
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    <title>Come Back Little Sharples - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Torch - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S07E17</title>
    <desc>In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Fouls Out - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>Vera on the Lam - S07E19</title>
    <desc>After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Cousin Wendy? - S07E20</title>
    <desc>To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sweet Erasable Mel - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Mel is Hogg-Tied - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit.  Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Secret Lover - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Gets Her Wings - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.</desc>
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    <title>Alice's Blind Date - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.</desc>
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    <title>It Had to Be Mel - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.</desc>
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    <title>Vera Gets Engaged - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Wedding - S08E08</title>
    <desc>After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot Wore Pink - S08E09</title>
    <desc>After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.</desc>
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    <title>'Tis the Season to Be Jealous - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Goes Overboard - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Tommy's home from college feeling down,due to bad grades &amp; a failed romance. Also,Mel gets a visit,his old Navy buddy Frank. Who ends up inspiring Tommy to consider a change,that Alice may not be crazy about.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Horse Thief - S08E12</title>
    <desc>No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Throws a Curve - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.</desc>
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    <title>Lies My Mother Told Me - S08E14</title>
    <desc>After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.</desc>
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    <title>Alice and the Devoted Dentist - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.</desc>
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    <title>Alice's Hot Air Romance - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.</desc>
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    <title>Dollars to Donuts - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner with Debbie - S08E18</title>
    <desc>By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Fine Feathered Friends - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene is Stuck on Mel - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.</desc>
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    <title>Mel Spins His Wheels - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.</desc>
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    <title>Be It Ever So Crowded - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing Mister Stone - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.</desc>
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    <title>Space Sharples - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.</desc>
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    <title>Big, Bad Mel - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot.</desc>
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    <title>Houseful of Hunnicutts - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy's Lost Weekend - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover Mel - S09E06</title>
    <desc>At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.</desc>
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    <title>Footloose Mel - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Anniversary Blues - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.</desc>
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    <title>Kiss the Grill Goodbye - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Nightbird - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1) - S09E11</title>
    <desc>A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Night They Raided Debbie's - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives.</desc>
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    <title>One on One - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Grounded Gumshoe - S09E15</title>
    <desc>After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents.</desc>
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    <title>Th-th-th-that's All, Folks - S09E16</title>
    <desc>On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alice gets her hopes up to be a big star when a talent agent comes to town.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Gets a Pass - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alice falls for an ex-football player, who is now an actor.</desc>
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    <title>A Piece of the Rock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Alice meets her late husband's beneficiary.</desc>
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    <title>Pay the Fifty Dollars - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alice is mistakenly picked up by the five-0 for prostitution when she is performing in a nightclub.</desc>
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    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A sleepless night of obscene phone calls prompts Alice into considering packing a piece.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Review - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A famous food critic dies in Mel's Diner, which freaks out everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Sex Education - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aliec feels that Tommy is learning about sex too early when she finds a picture of a naked woman in Tommy's wallet.</desc>
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    <title>Big Daddy Dawson's Coming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Alice helps Flo get a man, the Man tries to help himself to Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Good Night Sweet Vera - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Alice and Flo try to keep Vera from O'Ding on sleeping pills.</desc>
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    <title>The Dilemma - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alice is proposed marriage from an old boyfriend from the old neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Who Killed Bugs Bunny? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alice is thrilled that Mel is taking Tommy camping, until she finds out that it involves hunting as well. Alice refuses to let Tommy go, but he runs away to go camping anyway. It isn't until he shoots an animal that he realizes that his mother was right all along.</desc>
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    <title>Mother-in-Law (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rose Hyatt comes to visit Alice and Tommy, much to Alice's chagrin. And now she's talking about staying there....</desc>
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    <title>Mother-in-Law (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alice does all that she can to stop Rose from becoming a permanent Phoeniz resident.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Mortician - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vera's boyfriend might very well be a married man.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's in Love - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Mel falls in love with a young nature hiker from New Jersey.</desc>
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    <title>The Accident - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mel leaves Alice and Flo his car when he goes on a trip, but Flo gets it totaled in an accident that is spread out over several blocks. Will they fix it time before Mel gets back? Nope, Mel comes home early and finds out about his car from an angry Hispanic neighbor!</desc>
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    <title>The Failure - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A robbery heist gets messed up when the cash register is stuck. The robber thinks he is a failure, but he gets a chance to redeem himself when he helps a lady deliver a baby in the diner.</desc>
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    <title>The Hex - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A fake Gypsy is caught stealing the silverware by Alice, and she puts a curse on the gang.</desc>
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    <title>Terra - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyperadvanced species makes their home on doomed exoplanet Terra, which orbits an aging star. Now they must colonize another world, using robots.</desc>
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    <title>Atlas - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On Exoplanet Atlas, dense gravity creates a thick atmosphere allowing airborne life forms to thrive - but also providing a lesson in adaptability.</desc>
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    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ants, scorpions and fireflies provide clues for biologists to conjecture about life on exoplanet Janus, including highly adaptable pentapods.</desc>
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    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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    <desc>A hyperadvanced species makes their home on doomed exoplanet Terra, which orbits an aging star. Now they must colonize another world, using robots.</desc>
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    <title>Atlas - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On Exoplanet Atlas, dense gravity creates a thick atmosphere allowing airborne life forms to thrive - but also providing a lesson in adaptability.</desc>
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    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Terra - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyperadvanced species makes their home on doomed exoplanet Terra, which orbits an aging star. Now they must colonize another world, using robots.</desc>
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    <title>Atlas - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On Exoplanet Atlas, dense gravity creates a thick atmosphere allowing airborne life forms to thrive - but also providing a lesson in adaptability.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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    <title>They Call Me Too Nice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Joey teaches Justine a crucial business lesson, Wes learns about the pitfalls of collaboration. Meanwhile, Daevon brushes up on his manners.</desc>
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    <title>Yo! Bum Rush The Secret Show - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arsenio encourages Joey to step back into the spotlight. Daevon struggles with an identity crisis. Justine tries a risky marketing strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hamper, Don't Hurt 'Em - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Washingtons take in a special guest, Joey attempts to teach Daevon a lesson, and Skyler prepares for her academic future.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Said Log You Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Joey shares some exciting news, Justine struggles with an internet troll. Veronica helps Skyler tackle an unexpected fear.</desc>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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    <title>Day Ones - S05E13</title>
    <desc>As Olivia struggles with the loss of her father, friends and family must set aside their grief to help as she fights to stay sober…but only one person can help her find peace in the midst of her pain.</desc>
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    <title>Make Me Proud - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Despite his grief, Jordan attempts to man up in his dad’s absence, but when Billy’s death is used to garner positive attention for the struggling GAU football program, Jordan is left wondering if his legacy is only to live in his father’s shadow. Back at the Baker house, no one knows how to confront Laura’s excessive den-mothering, and Patience gets ready for her extravagant video premiere event.</desc>
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    <title>United in Grief - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer comes face to face with his grief and those he loves are collateral damage as he spirals into a person almost unrecognizable. Jordan tries to step up as a leader but no one's following, JJ makes a shocking appearance, and Layla urges Patience to beware of her #1 fan.</desc>
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    <title>My Name Is - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Hoping to revive the GAU football program, Spencer and Jordan take a page from the Billy Baker playbook and revisit some former football stars as potential walk-ons…without Coach Kenny’s blessing. Olivia, Layla and Patience look for an escape from their current life stressors and ultimately rediscover themselves in the process. JJ tries to straddle football and the fraternity, and Coop gets great news but it may cost her something precious.</desc>
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    <title>Mask Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>It’s Spring Break for GAU, but the well-deserved break brings some big changes when an old friend surprises Spencer and Jordan, Olivia searches for the courage to share her truth, Patience has a decision to make as her career skyrockets, and Layla has an eye-opening conversation.</desc>
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    <title>This Is How You Do It - S05E18</title>
    <desc>The GAU football team is undergoing some growing pains and Spencer is challenged to try and bring them all together.  Asher and Jaymee are ready to share their news but not everyone is supportive.  Coop is stumbling on new challenges in class, and Olivia is learning that Jayden Davis stirred up more than the football team, but it ultimately sends her in an exciting new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Sabotage - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Olivia gets an exciting opportunity but has to decide if the timing is right for her to make a big leap. Coastal football training forces Spencer, Jordan and Asher to go look in on JJ who has been off the grid. Patience contends with major ramifications after she fails to heed Layla’s advice about her #1 fan.</desc>
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    <title>Now That We've Found Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Dramatic changes are on the horizon for the whole gang. With so many lessons learned from their enormous loss, the road forward is destined to be influenced by the past.</desc>
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    <title>Things Done Changed - S06E01</title>
    <desc>It’s the start of a new school year and Spencer and Jordan are officially eligible to enter the NFL draft, placing Spencer at the center of the media spotlight. Olivia returns to LA after being changed by her time in London. Layla plans for the opening of her new lounge which will feature Patience’s first performance since being stabbed. Elsewhere, Asher and Jaymee navigate their new lives as parents to baby AJ.</desc>
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    <title>Public Service Announcement - S06E02</title>
    <desc>As the team heads into their first football game of the season, the media’s growing obsession with Spencer begins to take a toll on him.  Meanwhile, Olivia opens up to Jordan and Laura about what she’s been working on, and Layla and Coop help Patience take back control of her life</desc>
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    <title>Business Is Business - S06E03</title>
    <desc>New changes on the field begin to create tension between Spencer and Jordan at the worst possible time.  While working on her latest project, Olivia deals with the emotional fallout of digging too deep into the past.  Elsewhere, Asher is forced to make a difficult decision after losing one of his star players.</desc>
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    <title>Black Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After celebrating his 21st birthday, Spencer enlists Coop’s help to figure out what happened at his party the night before. Elsewhere, Olivia and Jordan reminisce about their childhood with Billy, and Asher deals with the fallout of a tough decision he’s made.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Issues - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After having some issues with a new game strategy on the field, Spencer diverts his attention to helping a South Crenshaw High player, who has been struggling with his own issues.  A surprise visit by Olivia’s BFF Ashley causes some tension between Olivia and Spencer.  Elsewhere, Laura guest lectures Coop’s law class, and Layla helps Jordan find a new roommate at the beach house.</desc>
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    <title>Connection - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a spontaneous trip to the cabin leaves the Vortex without internet, they decide to spend their time helping Spencer with his latest case studies on relationships.  In the process, Spencer and Olivia are forced to deal with their growing issues head-on, while Jordan makes an unexpected discovery about Layla.  Finally, Laura reveals some difficult news to Coop about Patience’s case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>Passin' Me By - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve and Spencer and Olivia are determined to ring in the new year together despite several interruptions that arise throughout the day. Elsewhere, Jordan gets advice on how to navigate a sensitive topic with Layla, and Asher comes clean to Jaymee about a secret he's been keeping</desc>
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    <title>Kids See Ghosts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Laura surprises Olivia, Jordan and Spencer with a special gift from Billy that helps them navigate issues they're each dealing with. Layla makes a discovery during therapy. Coop prepares Patience for the next step in their case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>100% - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With one of the biggest games of his career around the corner, Spencer seeks guidance by revisiting his past. Layla continues to work through her mental health recovery. Olivia receives unexpected feedback from her publisher.</desc>
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    <title>Mass Appeal - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself struggling at the NFL combine when prospective coaches dig into his past. Jordan convinces Layla to take a day for herself while he handles her first brunch service at the lounge. Asher receives some unexpected news.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Episode - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When a couples' trip doesn't go as planned, Spencer volunteers the Vortex's help at South Crenshaw High's production of "Romeo and Juliet." Jordan and Layla receive news from their wedding venue that leaves them each feeling conflicted.</desc>
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    <title>Draft Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>With draft day around the corner, Spencer celebrates the big day by making some lavish purchases. Olivia unveils her book to her family but worries that no one will show up to her first book signing. Jordan stresses over who his best man will be.</desc>
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    <title>Victory Lap - S06E13</title>
    <desc>As they prepare for their wedding day, Layla admits to Jordan that she's missing her mother's presence. Spencer shifts his focus from the NFL draft to Layla and Jordan's big day. Patience is conflicted after receiving an unexpected opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>I Do (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Olivia are focused on pulling off the perfect wedding weekend. Jordan considers a new job offer, and his and Layla's search for a new home takes an unexpected turn. Laura and Grace go head-to-head to see who can write the best speech.</desc>
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    <title>I Do (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected phone call leaves Liv spiraling on her wedding day, the Vortex band together to create magic. Spencer rallies help for a surprise of his own. Laura brings in her own reinforcement. Coop receives some major news about her future.</desc>
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    <title>Reborn - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Summer is ending and as the new school year is about to start, so is a new chapter. As the new QB coach at Crenshaw, Jordan is caught between being his players coach and their friend, which causes discord with his boss, Coach Bobby and his starting quarterback, Yasi. Meanwhile, Kingston's world is upended when he learns the secret that his parents, Cassius and Ava, have been keeping from him. Elsewhere, Khalil challenges the school system, Amina strives for more independence, and Coop and Layla struggle to find their footing in a new dynamic.</desc>
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    <title>Get By - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As Cassius and KJ navigate their first day at Beverly and South Crenshaw High, they struggle to find their way in unfamiliar surroundings. When Yasi antagonizes Khalil, Jordan steps in at Amina’s urging. Olivia comes to town to pay tribute to Coach Billy Baker, but when she seemingly keeps avoiding Layla, their friendship is tested. Elsewhere, Coop’s nerves take over on her first day of law.</desc>
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    <title>Ante Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When South Crenshaw's latest addition remains sidelined, Jordan and Coach Bobby clash over his next steps; the Eagles' devastating loss leads to finger-pointing from KJ. Cassius brings KJ to a South Crenshaw game.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S07E04</title>
    <desc>KJ, desperate to revive Beverly’s game, is conflicted between following the Baker playbook or making his own mark. Meanwhile, Layla takes a stand against controversial pop star Elle Grant which forces Coop to fight for a second chance, and Khalil faces his father who won’t let go of the past.</desc>
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    <title>I Got a Story to Tell - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Both Beverly and Crenshaw are on a hot streak in their respective games. Amina struggles with her decision to run for Stu-Co president when she discovers her campaign speech falls on a very difficult day. When Tori makes a pass at KJ, he finds his heart pulled in two directions. Khalil reckons with the conflict between his new life and his father's influence. Coop attends a law panel, and the professor's intentions might not be entirely professional. Cassius offers KJ fatherly advice. Finally, Amina catches KJ off guard with an interesting proposal.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Mack - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Khalil must choose between lying for his father and a better path for himself. Patience gets an opportunity that tests her relationship with Coop, and KJ's fake relationship with Amina draws Tori's interest. Jordan uses Grandpa Willie's party as an opportunity to further investigate his theory about Coach Bobby, and his plan has unintended consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Boom I Got Your Boyfriend - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Cassius struggles to come to terms with a hard truth, and Layla lends him an ear at her lounge. Amina throws a party to celebrate her Stu-Co win, but her fake relationship with KJ gets complicated when he brings Tori with him. Meanwhile, Khalil adjusts to his new living arrangements. Elsewhere, Coop and Patience find themselves at a crossroads, and they face their future head-on for the first time. Finally, Amina makes a confession to Khalil.</desc>
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    <title>Squabble Up - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It's homecoming weekend at South Crenshaw High. As part of a new tradition, Amina is named Ms. South Crenshaw, which brings up memories of her mother. Khalil prepares to play for the first time since making the football team.</desc>
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    <title>Shadowboxin' - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer James and Darnell Hayes return to town, organizing a spirited night out aimed at resolving the escalating rivalry between Cassius and Jordan - a tension that has started to affect Khalil and KJ. Meanwhile, Coop struggles with haunting memories from her past, finding comfort in Spencer's guidance. Later, Khailil gets support from Spencer, Jordan, and others. Finally, Cassius offers words of wisdom to Spencer on his next chapter.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Eagles are nearing a record as the last game of the season approaches. When Cassius decides to bench his starters, KJ fights for their right to play. Amina returns from Baltimore, and she's determined to save Khalil from the threats he's facing. Khalil finally turns to Coop for help. Elsewhere, Layla helps Breonna and Coop find their way. Meanwhile, KJ and Tori's relationship reaches a turning point, and Amina is surprised by Khalil's actions. Lastly, Cassius and KJ get an unexpected visit.</desc>
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    <title>No Role Modelz - S07E11</title>
    <desc>KJ grapples with a new discovery about the Jeremy family. He seeks comfort in Amina, who arranges a surprise visit from KJ's mother, Ava. Ava finally has answers to lingering questions in her marriage to Cassius. Meanwhile, Khalil gets an unexpected visit on his 18th birthday, and Amina has a tough choice to consider. Finally, a tragedy unearths secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Hate the Player - S07E12</title>
    <desc>As Jordan recovers from his attack, Olivia and Layla encourage him to confront Cassius, and he makes a pivotal choice. Coop and Layla help Khalil process his guilt, while Jordan questions their friendship. Also, KJ tries to make amends with Tori.</desc>
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    <title>Award Tour - S07E13</title>
    <desc>On the day of the South Crenshaw vs. Beverly game, KJ learns news that throws him off, and Cassius and Ava try to help. Meanwhile, Jordan is determined to return to the game despite outside concerns. Amina learns good news about her future, but she is unsure of what choice to make. Coop is ready for the next step with Breonna. Khalil gets support from an unlikely source. Lastly, KJ makes a bold declaration, and the game comes down to the wire.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer James is a rising high school football player and an A student at South Crenshaw High who is recruited by Beverly High School’s football coach Billy Baker.  Spencer is conflicted on whether or not to move to Beverly High but Spencer’s mother, Grace, and his best friend, Coop, convince Spencer it’s an opportunity he has to seize.  When Spencer is forced to move in with Billy and his family, these two families and their vastly different worlds are drawn together.  They will discover that the differences that divide us on the surface hide a deeper connection – the complicated, imperfect humanity that unites us all.</desc>
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    <title>99 Problems - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to be all things, on and off the field, Spencer quickly discovers the rules he played by at Crenshaw no longer apply in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Coop is also forced to learn a new set of rules, with Spencer’s protective “Halo Effect” now gone.</desc>
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    <title>i - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Jordan spend an unexpected day together back in Crenshaw where our Beverly Hills golden boy, Jordan, gets his first taste of real life in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Billy struggles with his identity as a father as Olivia and Layla attempt to rekindle their friendship. And Coop faces her own truth, coming clean to her parents about being gay.</desc>
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    <title>Lose Yourself - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While riding the exhilarating wave of a three-game winning streak, Spencer becomes seduced by the Beverly Hills good life leading to an unexpected adventure with Asher. Meanwhile, Coop is also being seduced by a new way of life – gang life – and everything it offers her.</desc>
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    <title>All We Got - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer’s worlds come together to celebrate his birthday in Beverly Hills. But mixing the dysfunctional families – with the dash of an unexpected guest – ends in disaster. Olivia and Jordan, on a mission to uncover a family secret, discover a missing link to their father’s past. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience struggle to define their blossoming romance.</desc>
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    <title>The Choice is Yours - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The return of Layla’s music mogul father gives Spencer the perfect opportunity to give back to Crenshaw and reunite with an increasingly distant Coop. But Coop’s deepening affiliation with Shawn’s gang threatens Spencer’s good intentions. Billy, Jordan and Asher take a journey to Malibu to scout their next big rival as tensions simmer between Jordan and Asher.</desc>
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    <title>California Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At an explosive homecoming dance, friendships in both Crenshaw and Beverly will be put to the test when decisions made by Spencer trigger an avalanche that drastically changes the course of several lives.  Meanwhile, Billy finds himself forced to spend some quality time with Grace and defend his decision to marry outside of the culture.  Meanwhile, Coop realizes that getting Shawn out of gang life may come at a steep price for her.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly has their big Homecoming game and the pressure is on. Post-dance, Spencer is feeling the weight of the effects of his arrival at Beverly… as well as his departure from Crenshaw… and tries to set things right. Meanwhile, Billy tries to bring together his team for a win that will send them to the district play-offs for the first time since he became head coach… But Billy discovers doing what’s right and winning aren’t always the same thing.</desc>
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    <title>Keep Ya Head Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer should be on top of the world – his football team is headed to the playoffs and he can finally be with Layla – but he can’t shake a major tragedy that occurred causing him to question everything. Meanwhile, Coop learns some disturbing information about a friend and Jordan is worried about the results of a drug test that could end his football career for good.</desc>
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    <title>m.A.A.d. city - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Coop gets more involved in gang life, her relationship with Patience is tested, while Spencer is determined to find a way to help his community stop the violence that keeps occurring. Jordan is developing a relationship with his grandfather, which brings up family issues for Billy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041505 +0000" stop="20260511045729 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Eyez on Me - S01E11</title>
    <desc>At a college recruiting event, Spencer’s former teammates from Crenshaw show up, which causes Spencer to lose focus. Olivia comes to Asher’s aid, while Jordan struggles with the opportunities that comes with being Billy Baker’s son.</desc>
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    <title>Back in the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries not to repeat the mistakes of his past with his relationship with Layla and Olivia struggles with her sobriety. Billy reveals to Laura something he did to protect his family, while Coop has conflicted emotions about reuniting with her father.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With playoffs and mid-terms looming, Spencer makes a few shocking discoveries about his father. Coop desperately wants to bring down her enemies, while Jordan makes a connection with his grandfather.</desc>
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    <title>Regulate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer wants no part of his father’s return and Billy confronts him about their tumultuous past. Meanwhile, Layla forces Asher to re-evaluate his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511070418 +0000" stop="20260511074643 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Kept Secret - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns the real reason his father left when he was growing up and is devastated by the truth. Billy must deal with the repercussions of decisions he made in the past, while Coop tries to stop a plan she set in motion, with tragic consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Championships - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spencer suffers a devastating setback and gets strength from an unlikely source. Billy, while focused on the championship game, realizes that he has to face some tough truths in order to get his family back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082909 +0000" stop="20260511091135 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hussle &amp; Motivate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After winning the state championship, Spencer James faces a difficult decision that could transform his reputation. Billy realizes he needs to make some major changes to get his life back on track, while Grace and Corey have a tough conversation regarding their family.</desc>
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    <title>Speak Ya Clout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer torn about where to play football, he is taken aback to learn who his Dad has added to the team. Jordan faces repercussions for not taking his upcoming football game seriously. Layla gets mad at Spencer after Olivia let it slip about his football plans.  Meanwhile, Coop has found her voice again through music, which may bridge the gap between her and her mom.</desc>
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    <title>Never No More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer gives his Dad an ultimatum about his new player, but after talking to Jordan, Spencer has a better understanding of what is really bothering him. After Coop shows off her rapping skills at school, she becomes more confident in her ability and decides to enter a freestyle battle. Olivia reluctantly joins the So Cal Muse group with Laura’s encouragement, but Olivia learns that this might help create her own identity. Meanwhile, Layla is still not acting like herself and Spencer grows concerned after what he sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103624 +0000" stop="20260511111850 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Reminisce Over You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Spencer tries to talk to Layla about what is going on, things don’t work out quite as he hoped.  It’s Billy, Corey and Grace’s 25th high school reunion which brings up a lot of memories and unfinished business.  Laura becomes upset when she discovers Jordan has found a way around being grounded.  Meanwhile, Asher turns to Olivia for support when someone from his past wants to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111850 +0000" stop="20260511120114 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer and Olivia’s efforts to try to get help for Layla blow up in their faces, Layla pretends that everything is fine by throwing a birthday party for Olivia and Jordan.  With Spencer not in a good place after the news he receives about Corey, he is forced to have dinner with the biggest football booster, and it doesn’t go well. Coop is ready to start recording the music she wants but Preach pushes her to try something that isn’t her style. Meanwhile, Jordan finds himself in trouble and turns to his dad for help, leaving Billy to do what’s best for his family even though Laura doesn’t like it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120114 +0000" stop="20260511124338 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Knock Life - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An exhibition 7-on-7 rematch of the Beverly Eagles vs. South Crenshaw creates tension for all the players, but especially when Darnell proposes a bet that Spencer can’t refuse. Jordan realizes that he needs help and turns to Billy and Laura for support. Olivia and Asher are trying to figure out what the future for them means. Meanwhile, Coop turns to Layla for help with her song and to get in good with Layla’s dad, but Coop isn’t prepared for what she hears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124338 +0000" stop="20260511132604 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming Home - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Grace, Dillon and Darnell reeling from the news about why Corey may have left, they set out on a mission to find him. After locating Corey and trying to convince him to go home with them, the weekend turns out to be just what everyone needed. In an effort to keep fighting for the family to be whole again, Billy arranges for the family to meet with a family therapist and possibly help decide on the next step for them. During the session, the therapist gives Jordan and Olivia a separate assignment, which helps them learn more about each other than either knew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132604 +0000" stop="20260511140829 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Goes On - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With everything going on Spencer can’t get excited about his football ranking and gets some guidance from Layla, who in turn realizes it might not be the best advice for anyone, including her. Jordan gets some more news he wasn’t expecting, and Laura makes a decision about where she and Billy stand. Meanwhile, Asher gets some clarity from his parents on what happened in the last year, which helps Olivia and Asher to figure out their own stuff, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140829 +0000" stop="20260511145055 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Them Nights - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dillon is mad that Spencer hasn’t been around, so Spencer tries to make it up to him by having him help sell tickets for Coop’s show, but they find themselves confronted by the police instead. Elsewhere, Coop is shook when faced with Tyrone, but luckily she knows Preach is in her corner. Billy tries to force Jordan and Olivia to hang out with him and make memories, but all doesn’t go to plan, giving Olivia an idea on reporting injustices. Meanwhile, Layla bonds with a new friend who understands what she is going through, but she realizes that Spencer and Olivia are there for her, too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511145055 +0000" stop="20260511153320 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protect Ya Neck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Tyrone back on the streets, Spencer is being a little overly protective of Coop and Laura and finds himself in uncharted territory. Olivia is nervous about her upcoming SoLA Muse Cotillion and tries to lean on Asher, but he seems more focused on football than ever. Coop and Patience are trying to get back into a rhythm, but things get worse when Coop’s jealous streak comes out. Meanwhile, Jordan alerts Billy about what he sees on social media that makes Billy worry a little.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153320 +0000" stop="20260511161546 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S02E11</title>
    <desc>With Spencer in bad shape, Grace, Billy, Laura, Olivia and Layla rush to his side. Knowing there is a big decision he needs to make, the community from both Crenshaw and Beverly Hills rally around him to show support. In the meantime, Spencer asks Coop to do him a favor, but somehow things go from bad to worse. Elsewhere, Jordan and his teammates step up to help Billy out while he is tending to other matters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511161546 +0000" stop="20260511165757 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Time Will Tell - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Billy and Grace are concerned that Spencer is going to push himself too hard before he is ready, which could make things worse for Spencer in the long run. Determined to secure their football future, Spencer, Darnell and Jordan decide to go on a college football visit, but Darnell's chance might be taken away by someone close to him. Asher's teammates and Olivia have been noticing a difference in Asher's performance and attitude on and off the field, leaving them to wonder why he is pushing himself so hard. Meanwhile, Layla thinks she knows what she wants to do with her future and needs Coop to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165757 +0000" stop="20260511174021 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Peer Pressure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spencer is ready to get back to football in order to impress recruiters, but he must prove to Billy and Grace he is not pushing himself before he is ready. Layla is excited about her and Coop’s music, but Coop is distracted about what is going on in the streets. Olivia struggles in believing Asher and turns to Billy for help. Jordan does the right thing and steps up in a big way to help a friend. Meanwhile, as the District Attorney’s race is almost over, Laura tries not to get sidetracked by her opponents smear campaign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511174021 +0000" stop="20260511182247 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Shot Ya - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer is worried Coop isn't taking everything seriously and asks Layla for her help. Olivia questions whether she did the right thing by going to Billy about Asher, leaving Billy to have to make a tough choice in order to protect his team. Coop is feeling smothered by everyone and makes a tough decision about her potential future. Meanwhile, Laura knows Jordan has a big heart but is concerned about his relationship with Simone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182247 +0000" stop="20260511190513 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes is High - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer goes against Billy's wish and goes around him to get what he wants. Olivia and Asher are both guilt ridden for different reasons when it comes to Billy and the position he now finds himself in. Layla continues to help Coop with her music which helps Coop receive an offer that she wasn't expecting. Meanwhile, Jordan does something to try and make things easier for Simone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511190513 +0000" stop="20260511194739 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decisions - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Spencer hears that South Crenshaw may turn into a magnet school, he and his friends decide to do something about it, but he might have bigger problems to worry about. Billy makes a decision about his future that surprises everyone. Layla is focused on trying to get Coop a tour for the summer but isn’t having much luck, so she comes up with a different strategy that makes everyone happy. Asher has an opportunity to spend the summer with his mom but isn’t sure if he should go. Meanwhile, Olivia struggles with what she will do over the summer and Jordan makes a Hail Mary in his personal life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194739 +0000" stop="20260511203005 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seasons Pass - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself on the defense after an interview he gave comes out, upsetting his old teammates and emotions get the best of them. Coop and Layla return from tour, but while Coop tries to figure out what happened with Patience, she tries to learn why Tyrone’s sister is back. Billy  is excited for a fresh start at South Crenshaw High, but he must confront something from his past first that could be a roadblock to his success. Meanwhile, Jordan and Simone struggle with saying goodbye to someone they love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509192230 +0000" stop="20260509200453 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509212951 +0000" stop="20260509221216 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510043213 +0000" stop="20260510051441 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510051441 +0000" stop="20260510055701 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510063928 +0000" stop="20260510072154 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101141 +0000" stop="20260510105408 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105408 +0000" stop="20260510113633 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510212536 +0000" stop="20260510220724 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510220724 +0000" stop="20260510224935 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224935 +0000" stop="20260510233148 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510233148 +0000" stop="20260511001410 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511001410 +0000" stop="20260511005633 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511005633 +0000" stop="20260511013901 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013901 +0000" stop="20260511022131 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511171039 +0000" stop="20260511175305 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195849 +0000" stop="20260511204116 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510062518 +0000" stop="20260510064851 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510064851 +0000" stop="20260510071224 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510071224 +0000" stop="20260510073557 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510073557 +0000" stop="20260510075929 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510075929 +0000" stop="20260510082301 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510082301 +0000" stop="20260510084633 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510101808 +0000" stop="20260510104141 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510104141 +0000" stop="20260510110514 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510110514 +0000" stop="20260510112846 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510112846 +0000" stop="20260510115218 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510121550 +0000" stop="20260510123921 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
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    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510134956 +0000" stop="20260510141329 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510143701 +0000" stop="20260510150033 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510213728 +0000" stop="20260510220059 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510233506 +0000" stop="20260510235838 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235838 +0000" stop="20260511002210 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511002210 +0000" stop="20260511004543 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004543 +0000" stop="20260511010915 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013248 +0000" stop="20260511015621 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511015621 +0000" stop="20260511021954 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024327 +0000" stop="20260511030700 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030700 +0000" stop="20260511033033 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033033 +0000" stop="20260511035406 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035406 +0000" stop="20260511041739 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041739 +0000" stop="20260511044112 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044112 +0000" stop="20260511050445 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050445 +0000" stop="20260511052817 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052817 +0000" stop="20260511055149 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055149 +0000" stop="20260511061521 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061521 +0000" stop="20260511063853 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063853 +0000" stop="20260511072325 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511072325 +0000" stop="20260511074656 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074656 +0000" stop="20260511081029 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081029 +0000" stop="20260511083402 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083402 +0000" stop="20260511085734 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085734 +0000" stop="20260511092106 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511092106 +0000" stop="20260511094438 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094438 +0000" stop="20260511100809 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511100809 +0000" stop="20260511103140 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103140 +0000" stop="20260511105512 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105512 +0000" stop="20260511111844 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111844 +0000" stop="20260511114217 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114217 +0000" stop="20260511120549 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120549 +0000" stop="20260511122921 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122921 +0000" stop="20260511125253 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125253 +0000" stop="20260511131625 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511131625 +0000" stop="20260511140156 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140156 +0000" stop="20260511144727 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511144727 +0000" stop="20260511151059 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151059 +0000" stop="20260511153432 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511153432 +0000" stop="20260511155804 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155804 +0000" stop="20260511162135 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162135 +0000" stop="20260511164507 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164507 +0000" stop="20260511170839 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511170839 +0000" stop="20260511173211 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511173211 +0000" stop="20260511175542 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511175542 +0000" stop="20260511181914 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511181914 +0000" stop="20260511184245 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511184245 +0000" stop="20260511190616 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511190616 +0000" stop="20260511192947 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511192947 +0000" stop="20260511195319 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511195319 +0000" stop="20260511201651 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194246 +0000" stop="20260509200610 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509211634 +0000" stop="20260509214001 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509214001 +0000" stop="20260509220329 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509220329 +0000" stop="20260509222657 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509222657 +0000" stop="20260509225025 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509225025 +0000" stop="20260509231403 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509231403 +0000" stop="20260509233741 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510031030 +0000" stop="20260510033410 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510033410 +0000" stop="20260510035750 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510050850 +0000" stop="20260510053224 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510053224 +0000" stop="20260510055558 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510055558 +0000" stop="20260510061932 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510061932 +0000" stop="20260510064306 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510073014 +0000" stop="20260510075348 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510075348 +0000" stop="20260510081722 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510081722 +0000" stop="20260510084056 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510084056 +0000" stop="20260510090430 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510092804 +0000" stop="20260510095138 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510134717 +0000" stop="20260510141051 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511004408 +0000" stop="20260511010734 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511021747 +0000" stop="20260511024111 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030439 +0000" stop="20260511032807 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511041503 +0000" stop="20260511043830 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043830 +0000" stop="20260511050158 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Et Tu, Archie - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Archie sabotages an old friend's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's Boyfriend - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Archie's misconceptions run amok when Gloria befriends the retarded box boy from the local market.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel's Engagement - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The family attends Lionel's engagement party, where his parents discover that one of his fiancé's parents is white.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Eats and Runs - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers are in a panic after Archie eats a stew made from mushrooms that might have been contaminated.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Sings the Blues - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Gloria is bewildered after she falls temporarily out of life with Michael, until she discovers her mother went through the same thing with Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Pay the Twenty Dollars - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Archie unwillingly passes George Jefferson a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Graduation - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Archie's spirit soars on Mike's graduation day, until he discovers that his meat-head son-in-law has accepted a fellowship and won't be moving out for another year.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers and Inflation (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Archie's union calls a strike.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers and Inflation (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare in the Bunker household when Archie finds himself with nothing to do but sit around the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers and Inflation (3) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>With Archie still on strike, Edith takes a job at the Jeffersons' store.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers and Inflation (4) - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's union settles the strike.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel the Live-In - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Lionel has a fight with his parents and moves into the Bunkers' house for a night.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Helping Hand - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Irene Lorenzo lands a job alongside Archie on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's Shock - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Gloria is shocked when Mike announces that he doesn't plan on having children.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Archie? - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Archie goes missing on his way to a convention in Buffalo.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Is Missing - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The family faces the possibility that Archie may have run off with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Kiss - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Archie returns from the missing to find his friends and family celebrating.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the Miracle - S05E11</title>
    <desc>A workplace accident makes Archie into a regular churchgoer.</desc>
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    <title>George and Archie Make a Deal - S05E12</title>
    <desc>George Jefferson seeks Archie's help when he runs for local political office.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Contract - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Archie is scammed into buying aluminum siding.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Friend - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria feels dumb when Mike's graduate-school friend visits.</desc>
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    <title>The Best of All in the Family - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A look back at the show's best moments, hosted by Henry Fonda.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoner in the House - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Archie is not happy to find the plumber's assistant is a convicted felon.</desc>
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    <title>The Jeffersons Move Up - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersons move on up to their Manhattan apartment.</desc>
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    <title>All's Fair - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Gloria gives Edith a lesson in marriage  assertiveness.</desc>
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    <title>Amelia's Divorce - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Edith is surprised to discover the truth about her cousin's supposedly ideal marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Does It - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Archie's steals a box of nails from work and finds himself at the center of a household debate on morality.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the Quiz - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Archie is troubled when a magazine quiz on life expectancy only has him living seven more years.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Friend - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Edith is reunited with her childhood sweetheart when she returns to her hometown for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>No Smoking - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Makes His Move - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria rent the Jeffersons' old house.</desc>
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    <title>The Very Moving Day - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Alone at Last - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie, the Donor - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.</desc>
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    <title>Archie, the Hero - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Pains - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.</desc>
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    <title>Chain Letter - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's refusal to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Faces Life - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Edith Breaks Out - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa Blues - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Suspects Mike - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,</desc>
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    <title>The Little Atheist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Civil Rights - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria is Nervous - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.</desc>
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    <title>New Year's Wedding - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Babysitter - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Archie babysits little Joey with the help of his friends during their poker game.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Finds a Friend - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Archie has ulterior motives when he befriends a Jewish watchmaker, who has a sure-fire invention that the world has been waiting for.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Move - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Weighty Problem - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.</desc>
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    <title>Love by Appointment - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.</desc>
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    <title>Joey's Baptism - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's House Guests - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Night Out - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Edith leaves Archie when she suspects him of infidelity.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (3) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (1) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Archie recuperates in time to return to work with a raise and a promotion.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
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    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's Will - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria ponder Joey's fate should they both die.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Edith Bunker - S07E11</title>
    <desc>After Edith saves a man's life, Archie is jealous of her heroine status.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Secret Passion - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Contest - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Archie enters Joey in a contest against the wishes of Mike and Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's False Alarm - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria insists that Mike get a vasectomy.</desc>
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    <title>The Draft Dodger - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Archie spars with Mike's draft-dodger friend at Christmas dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Boarder Patrol - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Chair - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Goes Skiing - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Mike leaves Gloria behind when he joins his friends on a weekend ski trip.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Archie delivers Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>The Joys of Sex - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gloria and Mike try to get Edith and Archie open up about sex.</desc>
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    <title>Mike the Pacifist - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a subway train, pacifist Mike punches a man who had pushed Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Fire - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After a minor house fire, Archie hopes to cash in from his insurance policy.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Split - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Stivics spar and separate before Mike comes to his senses and returns home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Liberal - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Archie proposes admitting a black Jew to the lodge.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Dog Day Afternoon - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Archie accidentally runs over Barney's dog with his cab.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Archie is determined to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Edith is upset to learn Archie has forged her signature to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Liz - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Edith learns a troubling secret about a deceased cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (1) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Edith is attacked by a rapist posing as a policeman.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (2) - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Edith must deal with her sexual assault and identify the perpetrator.</desc>
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    <title>Unequal Partners - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's weekend fishing plans conflict with Edith's offer to use the house for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The grand opening of Archie's bar is a fiasco.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (1) - S08E08</title>
    <desc>With business at the bar slowing down, Archie starts taking pills.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (2) - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to shake his dependence on pills and finds a new business partner.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (1) - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Archie unwittingly joins a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (2) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Archie schemes to stop the local KKK group's plans.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The family remembers Mike's and Gloria's first date.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Edith's religious faith is shaken after a friend is murdered.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Edith's family helps restore her faith.</desc>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Edith is chosen to appear in a TV commercial but comes to doubt the quality of the sponsor's product.</desc>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to let Edith's aunt stay in the spare bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.</desc>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Archie are locked in the storeroom at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria try to spark their listless marriage.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Archie's estranged brother appears and wants to reconcile before a major operation.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's New Job - S08E22</title>
    <desc>The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Guest - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Edith farewell dinner for the Stivics poses a conflict for Mike.</desc>
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    <title>The Stivics Go West - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria leave for California.</desc>
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    <title>Little Miss Bunker - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Edith's cousin abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.</desc>
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    <title>End in Sight - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Archie frets when a physical exam reveals an ominous spot on his liver.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion on Hauser Street - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers attempt to reunite Barney Hefner and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>What'll We Do with Stephanie? - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Final Respects - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Weekend in the Country - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Archie and Edith spend a disastrous weekend with the Hefners.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Other Wife - S09E07</title>
    <desc>At a convention, Archie awakens to find a black stewardess who swears they were married the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Edith vs. the Bank - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Edith finds her gender is a barrier to borrowing money.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Waitress - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Harry unwittingly hires the woman who had nearly led Archie astray.</desc>
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    <title>Bogus Bills - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers Go West - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers visit Mike and Gloria for the holidays.</desc>
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    <title>California, Here We Are (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>While visiting California, the Bunkers learn that the Stivics are having marital problems.</desc>
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    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
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    <title>702 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh Swaynesboro of Fontcastle   Meet the Maroons   Good Burger: Good Party   Bradley The Big Ol' Baby   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: 702 ("Stee-Lo")</desc>
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    <title>Tony! Toni! Toné! ft. DJ Quik - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Chris Farley / Mint Condition - S03E09</title>
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    <title>112 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Eatin' the Corn   Earboy Bullies   Super Okrah (Superdude Vs Milkman on The Okrah Show)   Haunted Hand   Musical Guest: 112 ("Only You")</desc>
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    <title>Sherman Hemsley / Nas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan's feeling wierd   Good Good Good Good Burger   Island Girls Independence Day   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Loud Librarian Introduces Musical Guest: Nas ("Street Dreams")</desc>
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    <title>John Leguizamo / Mona Lisa - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Trapped   Space Sketch   Earboy: The Mutations   Pierre Escargot   Audience Beach Ball    Musical Guest: Mona Lisa ("All I Do")
GUEST STAR: John Leguizamo</desc>
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    <title>Ray J - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Kel's Birthday   Repairman Al Dente   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Everything Sticky   Repairman Intro   Musical Guest: Ray J. ("Let It Go")</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Joyce Brothers / Sherman Hemsley / Heavy D. - S03E14</title>
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*Channel 61/2 News: Forecast from the Arctic
*Vital Information w/ Danny Tamberelli
*Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
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*Don't Do This @ Home
*Channel 6½ Sports:The Prom
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    <title>100th Episode Live! - S05E08</title>
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SPECIAL GUESTS: Melissa Joan Hart, Paula Abdul, Angelique Bates, Katrina Johnson, Alisa Reyes, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
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    <title>112 - S05E09</title>
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    <title>New Radicals - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Cast of Snow Day / Hoku - S06E02</title>
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Cockroaches in Your Pants
Vital Information
Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
Musical Guest: Hoku ("Another Dumb Blonde")</desc>
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    <title>Mandy Moore - S06E03</title>
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Stuart the Check-out Guy
Vital Information
Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
Baby Chat Introduction
Musical Guest - Mandy Moore ("Candy")</desc>
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Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
Vital Information
Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
Musical Guest: Blaque ("Bring It All To Me")</desc>
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    <title>LFO - S06E05</title>
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Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Baby Chat
Toby Braun
Dr. Debbie Introduction
Musical Guest - LFO ("Girl on TV")</desc>
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Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
Vital Information
Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
Musical Guest - M2M ("Mirror, Mirror")</desc>
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    <title>Sammie - S06E07</title>
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Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
Vital Information
An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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    <title>N'Sync - S06E08</title>
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Detective Dan
Vital Information
Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
Musical Guest:N'Sync ("Bye, Bye, Bye")</desc>
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Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
Musical Guest: No Authority ("What I Wanna Do")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S06E10</title>
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Agent Jimmy Bond
Vital Information
Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("Oops I Did It Again")</desc>
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    <title>Ideal - S06E11</title>
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Turbulent Airlines
Vital Information
An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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    <title>Tracie Spencer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Bionic Danny
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
Musical Guest: Tracie Spencer ("Still in My Heart")</desc>
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    <title>IMx - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Bad Hair Day
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie Muniz Finds The New Cast   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Toy ER   Vocabulary with Lisa   Rate the Pain   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Wake-Up Scene   Musical Guest: Aaron Carter ("Aaron's Party")</desc>
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    <title>Melissa Joan Hart / Usher - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Melissa Joan Hart   Coming at Ya!   The Crazy Taxi Driver   Rate the Pain   Harry Bladder   Vocabulary With Lisa   Know Your Stars: Giovonnie Samuels   Musical Guest: Usher ("Ooh Baby")</desc>
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    <title>P. Diddy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Wake Up Shane!   Coming at Ya!   Slumber Party   TR Yell   Wake Up Scene   Know Your Stars: Shane Lyons   Vocabulary With Lisa   Kid at the Principal's Office   Musical Guest: P. Diddy ("Dig In")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510215724 +0000" stop="20260510222144 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510222144 +0000" stop="20260510224601 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224601 +0000" stop="20260510231022 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231022 +0000" stop="20260510233441 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510233441 +0000" stop="20260510235902 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Barry Watson
Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510235902 +0000" stop="20260511002322 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511002322 +0000" stop="20260511004742 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004742 +0000" stop="20260511011155 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511011155 +0000" stop="20260511013616 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511013616 +0000" stop="20260511020036 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020036 +0000" stop="20260511022036 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022036 +0000" stop="20260511022400 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511022400 +0000" stop="20260511024400 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024400 +0000" stop="20260511030342 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030342 +0000" stop="20260511032403 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032403 +0000" stop="20260511034401 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Carter / BBMak - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Shane Knows Nick Carter
Thelma Stump: Nick Carter
Wake up scene: Nick carter
Story time with the Ousbourne's
Know Your Stars: Jamie Spears
The Ousbourne's introduce "BBmak"
Musical guest: BBMak</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034401 +0000" stop="20260511040404 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears / Justincase - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room - A man named Pal delivered Crates of pickles and installed a cheese cannon to The cast of all that
Thelma Stump: Britney Spears runs into Thelma Stump while trying to get into the show.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars "Chelsea Brummet"
Marlee and Carlee introduce "Justincase"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040404 +0000" stop="20260511042404 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon / Orlando Jones / Monica - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Green Room - Soda Explosion
Thelma Stump - Nick Cannon
Rowdy Fans
Know Your Stars: Nick Cannon
Thelma Stump introduces "Monica"
Musical guest: Monica
Guest stars: Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones and Ashton Kutcher</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042404 +0000" stop="20260511044309 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avril Lavigne - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-A ham slapping contest
Sugar and Coffee
T.R YELL
Bucketman
Rowdy Fans
Advice from the old lady in Shane's mouth
Know your stars "Giovonnie Samuels"
Rowdy Fans introduce "Deborah Gibson"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044309 +0000" stop="20260511050126 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Green / No Secrets - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Greenroom: Jamie,Jack,Giovonnie Hop on Jamie's time travel couch
Bridgette's slumber party
Randy quench volunteer fireman
Advice From The old Lady in Shane's mouth
Rowdy Fans
Know your stars "Jack De Sena"
Bridgette introduces: No secrets
Musical guests: No Secrets
(Last Episode to feature Bryan Hearne)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050126 +0000" stop="20260511052124 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lillix - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Christina Kirkman - The other cast members welcome Christina to the cast, but when the Know Your Stars guy makes fun of her, Christina makes fun of him!
American Idiot
The Punchies
Tilt-A-Hurl
Christina Kirkman's first episode as a cast member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052124 +0000" stop="20260511053219 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany Snow / Wakefield - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260511053219 +0000" stop="20260511054126 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Lachey / Drake Bell - S09E12</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054126 +0000" stop="20260511060406 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1101 - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The new cast of All That prepares for their first show! The Jonas Brothers stop by Good Burger, Vital Information finds a new host, and Marie Kiddo helps decide what stuff kids should keep and what to DESTROY! Performance by The Jonas Brothers Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060406 +0000" stop="20260511062605 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1102 - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The cast scrambles to find the props they need for a sketch, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, Beyonce advertises her new store, and Long Coat plans a bank robbery. Musical Performance by Daddy Yankee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062605 +0000" stop="20260511064805 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1103 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A button that appears out of nowhere tempts the cast. Simplicity, the easiest game show in the world, is played, Positive Poppi gives words of affirmation, and Coach Kreeton returns to Dullmont Jr. High to give a pep talk. Performance by Kane Brown</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064805 +0000" stop="20260511070935 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1104 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Wake up with Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Someone loses their phone at Good Burger. Prehistoric inventors try to sell their inventions in the Shark Cave. The Pranklers wreak havoc at the school cafeteria. Performance by Ally Brooke</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070935 +0000" stop="20260511073115 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1105 - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The casts of Henry Danger and All That meet. Brie gives beauty advice after going to the dentist, Ella Mai finds someone to haunt her house forever, and the Crack Your Phone store advertises their services. Performance By Ella Mai</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073115 +0000" stop="20260511075300 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1106 - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan Thompson returns with a special delivery for the All That cast. Marie Kiddo DESTROYS her principals office, a music video about what really happens on a sick day, and T@$#!eigh and Trad meet at the school dance. Performance by JoJo Siwa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075300 +0000" stop="20260511081459 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1107 - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Beyonce wanders into a classroom and everyone loses their minds, Detective Ann and Detective Dan crash a birthday party, Peyton Manning stops by Jay-Z Penny, and a music video about what to wear for the first day of school. Performance by Ciara</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081459 +0000" stop="20260511083659 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1108 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece tries to figure out who tickled her, Nathan cancels reboots, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. Performance by: HER Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083659 +0000" stop="20260511085859 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1111 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Good Burger goes gluten free, Brie gives beauty advice after another trip to the dentist, Juice: n All That music video, and Darcy the cheerleader brings spirit to the school play. Performance by: Bryce Vine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085859 +0000" stop="20260511092038 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1110 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Marie Kiddo helps declutter a treehouse, Dracula reviews new technology with the Invisible Man, Nathan cancels trick or treating, a music video where kids convince their parents to get a dog, and girl scouts go camping. Performance by CNCO</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092038 +0000" stop="20260511094233 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1109 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>America’s Got Talent winner Darci Lynne Farmer and her puppet Petunia stop by the All That set, Pranklers are back wreaking havoc in the locker room, Lex finds out his pet’s thoughts, and Ariana reads us classic fairy tales. Jonas Brothers perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094233 +0000" stop="20260511100433 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1112 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton stops by Beyonce's session to play the trumpet, Nathan cancels bounce houses, the Toilet Genie arrives to grant wishes, Ariana reads bed time stories, Detective Ann, Dan, and Stan investigate at a restaurant. Performer: Ty Dolla $ign</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100433 +0000" stop="20260511102716 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1113 - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Bed, Bath &amp; Beyonce returns with holiday home essentials, Tyga places an order at Coffee Coffee Coffee, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, and Nathan cancels the emoji with one eye closed and his tongue out. Performance by Tyga</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102716 +0000" stop="20260511104916 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1114 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The All That cast 3-D prints a new cast member, Tammy shares way too much information, contestants in a game show try to stay off their phones, and scientists recreating a T-Rex get a big surprise. Performance by AJ Mitchell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104916 +0000" stop="20260511111116 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1116 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Dancing With The Stars’ Witney Carson goes to Good Burger, T. Smith has an album preview, All That presents a new way to learn Spanish, and Nathan cancels gum. Performance by: The Melisizwe Brothers</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111116 +0000" stop="20260511113316 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1115 - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Ms. Hushbaum celebrates her birthday in the library, Lex and Gaby have a text off, everyone’s favorite babies have their 8 month photoshoot, and Officer Smart joins the Star Crew as a calculations expert. Performance by: PUBLIC</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511113316 +0000" stop="20260511115515 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115515 +0000" stop="20260511121715 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121715 +0000" stop="20260511123915 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123915 +0000" stop="20260511130115 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130115 +0000" stop="20260511132315 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132315 +0000" stop="20260511134514 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134514 +0000" stop="20260511140815 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140815 +0000" stop="20260511143015 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143015 +0000" stop="20260511145215 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145215 +0000" stop="20260511151415 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151415 +0000" stop="20260511153616 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153616 +0000" stop="20260511155816 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155816 +0000" stop="20260511162025 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162025 +0000" stop="20260511164308 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164308 +0000" stop="20260511170551 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170551 +0000" stop="20260511172835 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172835 +0000" stop="20260511175115 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013857 +0000" stop="20260511020048 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020048 +0000" stop="20260511022229 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022229 +0000" stop="20260511024329 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024329 +0000" stop="20260511030517 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030517 +0000" stop="20260511032552 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040924 +0000" stop="20260511043045 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043045 +0000" stop="20260511045235 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045235 +0000" stop="20260511051424 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051424 +0000" stop="20260511053604 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053604 +0000" stop="20260511055758 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055758 +0000" stop="20260511062007 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062007 +0000" stop="20260511064155 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260511064155 +0000" stop="20260511073402 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260511074503 +0000" stop="20260511081304 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085626 +0000" stop="20260511091659 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105243 +0000" stop="20260511111446 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111446 +0000" stop="20260511115946 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115946 +0000" stop="20260511131745 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131745 +0000" stop="20260511133911 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133911 +0000" stop="20260511140005 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140005 +0000" stop="20260511142153 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142153 +0000" stop="20260511144344 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511144344 +0000" stop="20260511150525 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150525 +0000" stop="20260511152625 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152625 +0000" stop="20260511154813 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154813 +0000" stop="20260511160847 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160847 +0000" stop="20260511163032 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163032 +0000" stop="20260511165220 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165220 +0000" stop="20260511171340 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171340 +0000" stop="20260511173531 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175720 +0000" stop="20260511181859 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511190302 +0000" stop="20260511192450 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
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    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
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    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
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    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509203955 +0000" stop="20260509204500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204500 +0000" stop="20260509205005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205005 +0000" stop="20260509205510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509205510 +0000" stop="20260509210015 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509210015 +0000" stop="20260509210520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509210520 +0000" stop="20260509211025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211025 +0000" stop="20260509211529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509211529 +0000" stop="20260509212034 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212034 +0000" stop="20260509212534 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509212534 +0000" stop="20260509213039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509213543 +0000" stop="20260509214048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214048 +0000" stop="20260509214553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214553 +0000" stop="20260509214811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509214811 +0000" stop="20260509215053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215053 +0000" stop="20260509215322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215322 +0000" stop="20260509215552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215552 +0000" stop="20260509215823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215823 +0000" stop="20260509220048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220048 +0000" stop="20260509220317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220317 +0000" stop="20260509220551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220551 +0000" stop="20260509220819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509220819 +0000" stop="20260509221056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221056 +0000" stop="20260509221359 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221359 +0000" stop="20260509221554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221554 +0000" stop="20260509221756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509221756 +0000" stop="20260509222031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222031 +0000" stop="20260509222237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222237 +0000" stop="20260509222447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222447 +0000" stop="20260509222654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222654 +0000" stop="20260509222909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509222909 +0000" stop="20260509223120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223120 +0000" stop="20260509223357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223357 +0000" stop="20260509223603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223603 +0000" stop="20260509223826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509223826 +0000" stop="20260509224054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224054 +0000" stop="20260509224334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224334 +0000" stop="20260509224547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224547 +0000" stop="20260509224822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224822 +0000" stop="20260509225322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509225322 +0000" stop="20260509225822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509225822 +0000" stop="20260509230322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230322 +0000" stop="20260509230822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509230822 +0000" stop="20260509231322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231322 +0000" stop="20260509231822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231822 +0000" stop="20260509232322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509232322 +0000" stop="20260509232822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509232822 +0000" stop="20260509233322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233322 +0000" stop="20260509233823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233823 +0000" stop="20260509234323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234323 +0000" stop="20260509234823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509234823 +0000" stop="20260509235323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235323 +0000" stop="20260509235823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509235823 +0000" stop="20260510000323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510000323 +0000" stop="20260510000623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510000623 +0000" stop="20260510000929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510000929 +0000" stop="20260510001234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001234 +0000" stop="20260510001539 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001539 +0000" stop="20260510001844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510001844 +0000" stop="20260510002149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002149 +0000" stop="20260510002454 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002454 +0000" stop="20260510002759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002759 +0000" stop="20260510003104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510003104 +0000" stop="20260510003410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510003410 +0000" stop="20260510003715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510003715 +0000" stop="20260510004020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004020 +0000" stop="20260510004325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004325 +0000" stop="20260510004630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004630 +0000" stop="20260510004936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004936 +0000" stop="20260510005241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510005241 +0000" stop="20260510005546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510005546 +0000" stop="20260510005851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510005851 +0000" stop="20260510010155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510010155 +0000" stop="20260510010500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510010500 +0000" stop="20260510010806 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510010806 +0000" stop="20260510011111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510011111 +0000" stop="20260510011416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510011416 +0000" stop="20260510011721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510011721 +0000" stop="20260510012026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510012026 +0000" stop="20260510012331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510012331 +0000" stop="20260510012837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510012837 +0000" stop="20260510013343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013343 +0000" stop="20260510013849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510013849 +0000" stop="20260510014354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014354 +0000" stop="20260510014900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510014900 +0000" stop="20260510015405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510015405 +0000" stop="20260510015910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510015910 +0000" stop="20260510020415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020415 +0000" stop="20260510020921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020921 +0000" stop="20260510021426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510021426 +0000" stop="20260510021931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510021931 +0000" stop="20260510022437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022437 +0000" stop="20260510022941 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510022941 +0000" stop="20260510023446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023446 +0000" stop="20260510023952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510023952 +0000" stop="20260510024457 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510024457 +0000" stop="20260510025002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025002 +0000" stop="20260510025507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025507 +0000" stop="20260510030012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030012 +0000" stop="20260510030517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510030517 +0000" stop="20260510031022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031022 +0000" stop="20260510031526 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510031526 +0000" stop="20260510032031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032031 +0000" stop="20260510032536 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510032536 +0000" stop="20260510033045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510033045 +0000" stop="20260510033550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510033550 +0000" stop="20260510034054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510034054 +0000" stop="20260510034600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510034600 +0000" stop="20260510035104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035104 +0000" stop="20260510035608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035608 +0000" stop="20260510040113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040113 +0000" stop="20260510040621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510040621 +0000" stop="20260510041129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041129 +0000" stop="20260510041636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510041636 +0000" stop="20260510042144 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510042144 +0000" stop="20260510042649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510042649 +0000" stop="20260510043154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043154 +0000" stop="20260510043659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510043659 +0000" stop="20260510044207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044207 +0000" stop="20260510044712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044712 +0000" stop="20260510045220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045220 +0000" stop="20260510045725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510045725 +0000" stop="20260510050233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050233 +0000" stop="20260510050738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510050738 +0000" stop="20260510051243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051243 +0000" stop="20260510051748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510051748 +0000" stop="20260510052256 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052256 +0000" stop="20260510052759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052759 +0000" stop="20260510053303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053303 +0000" stop="20260510053812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510053812 +0000" stop="20260510054319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510054319 +0000" stop="20260510054827 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510054827 +0000" stop="20260510055332 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055332 +0000" stop="20260510055838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510055838 +0000" stop="20260510060343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060343 +0000" stop="20260510060848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510060848 +0000" stop="20260510061353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061353 +0000" stop="20260510061858 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061858 +0000" stop="20260510062402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062402 +0000" stop="20260510062907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510062907 +0000" stop="20260510063406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063406 +0000" stop="20260510063911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063911 +0000" stop="20260510064416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064416 +0000" stop="20260510064921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510064921 +0000" stop="20260510065425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065425 +0000" stop="20260510065643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065643 +0000" stop="20260510065926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510065926 +0000" stop="20260510070154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070154 +0000" stop="20260510070424 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070424 +0000" stop="20260510070655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070655 +0000" stop="20260510070921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070921 +0000" stop="20260510071149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071149 +0000" stop="20260510071423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071423 +0000" stop="20260510071651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071651 +0000" stop="20260510071929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510071929 +0000" stop="20260510072232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072232 +0000" stop="20260510072427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072427 +0000" stop="20260510072629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072629 +0000" stop="20260510072904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510072904 +0000" stop="20260510073110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073110 +0000" stop="20260510073319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073319 +0000" stop="20260510073526 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073526 +0000" stop="20260510073741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073741 +0000" stop="20260510073952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510073952 +0000" stop="20260510074229 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074229 +0000" stop="20260510074436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074436 +0000" stop="20260510074658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074658 +0000" stop="20260510074926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510074926 +0000" stop="20260510075207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075207 +0000" stop="20260510075419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075419 +0000" stop="20260510075654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510075654 +0000" stop="20260510080154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080154 +0000" stop="20260510080655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080655 +0000" stop="20260510081155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081155 +0000" stop="20260510081655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510081655 +0000" stop="20260510082155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510082155 +0000" stop="20260510082655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510082655 +0000" stop="20260510083155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083155 +0000" stop="20260510083655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510083655 +0000" stop="20260510084155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084155 +0000" stop="20260510084655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510084655 +0000" stop="20260510085155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085155 +0000" stop="20260510085655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510085655 +0000" stop="20260510090155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090155 +0000" stop="20260510090655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090655 +0000" stop="20260510091155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091155 +0000" stop="20260510091456 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091456 +0000" stop="20260510091801 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510091801 +0000" stop="20260510092106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092106 +0000" stop="20260510092411 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092411 +0000" stop="20260510092717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510092717 +0000" stop="20260510093022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093022 +0000" stop="20260510093327 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093327 +0000" stop="20260510093632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093632 +0000" stop="20260510093937 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510093937 +0000" stop="20260510094242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094242 +0000" stop="20260510094548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094548 +0000" stop="20260510094853 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510094853 +0000" stop="20260510095158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095158 +0000" stop="20260510095503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095503 +0000" stop="20260510095808 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095808 +0000" stop="20260510100113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100113 +0000" stop="20260510100418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100418 +0000" stop="20260510100724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510100724 +0000" stop="20260510101028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101028 +0000" stop="20260510101333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101333 +0000" stop="20260510101638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101638 +0000" stop="20260510101943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510101943 +0000" stop="20260510102248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102248 +0000" stop="20260510102554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102554 +0000" stop="20260510102859 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510102859 +0000" stop="20260510103204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103204 +0000" stop="20260510103710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510103710 +0000" stop="20260510104215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104215 +0000" stop="20260510104721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104721 +0000" stop="20260510105227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105227 +0000" stop="20260510105732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510105732 +0000" stop="20260510110238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110238 +0000" stop="20260510110742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510110742 +0000" stop="20260510111248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111248 +0000" stop="20260510111754 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510111754 +0000" stop="20260510112258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112258 +0000" stop="20260510112804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510112804 +0000" stop="20260510113309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113309 +0000" stop="20260510113814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113814 +0000" stop="20260510114319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114319 +0000" stop="20260510114825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510114825 +0000" stop="20260510115330 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115330 +0000" stop="20260510115835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510115835 +0000" stop="20260510120339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120339 +0000" stop="20260510120845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510120845 +0000" stop="20260510121350 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510121350 +0000" stop="20260510121854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510121854 +0000" stop="20260510122359 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122359 +0000" stop="20260510122904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122904 +0000" stop="20260510123409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123409 +0000" stop="20260510123917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510123917 +0000" stop="20260510124422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124422 +0000" stop="20260510124927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510124927 +0000" stop="20260510125432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125432 +0000" stop="20260510125937 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510125937 +0000" stop="20260510130441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130441 +0000" stop="20260510130945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510130945 +0000" stop="20260510131453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510131453 +0000" stop="20260510132001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132001 +0000" stop="20260510132509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132509 +0000" stop="20260510133017 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133017 +0000" stop="20260510133521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510133521 +0000" stop="20260510134027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134027 +0000" stop="20260510134532 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510134532 +0000" stop="20260510135039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135039 +0000" stop="20260510135544 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510135544 +0000" stop="20260510140052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140052 +0000" stop="20260510140557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510140557 +0000" stop="20260510141105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141105 +0000" stop="20260510141610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510141610 +0000" stop="20260510142115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142115 +0000" stop="20260510142620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142620 +0000" stop="20260510143129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143129 +0000" stop="20260510143632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510143632 +0000" stop="20260510144136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144136 +0000" stop="20260510144644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510144644 +0000" stop="20260510145152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510145152 +0000" stop="20260510145700 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510145700 +0000" stop="20260510150205 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150205 +0000" stop="20260510150710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510150710 +0000" stop="20260510151216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151216 +0000" stop="20260510151720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151720 +0000" stop="20260510152225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152225 +0000" stop="20260510152730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510152730 +0000" stop="20260510153235 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153235 +0000" stop="20260510153739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510153739 +0000" stop="20260510154239 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154239 +0000" stop="20260510154744 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510154744 +0000" stop="20260510155248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155248 +0000" stop="20260510155753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510155753 +0000" stop="20260510160258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160258 +0000" stop="20260510160516 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160516 +0000" stop="20260510160759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160759 +0000" stop="20260510161027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161027 +0000" stop="20260510161257 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161257 +0000" stop="20260510161528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161528 +0000" stop="20260510161754 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510161754 +0000" stop="20260510162022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162022 +0000" stop="20260510162256 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162256 +0000" stop="20260510162524 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162524 +0000" stop="20260510162802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510162802 +0000" stop="20260510163104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163104 +0000" stop="20260510163259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163259 +0000" stop="20260510163501 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163501 +0000" stop="20260510163736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163736 +0000" stop="20260510163942 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510163942 +0000" stop="20260510164152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164152 +0000" stop="20260510164359 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164359 +0000" stop="20260510164614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164614 +0000" stop="20260510164825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510164825 +0000" stop="20260510165102 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165102 +0000" stop="20260510165308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165308 +0000" stop="20260510165531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165531 +0000" stop="20260510165759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165759 +0000" stop="20260510170040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510170040 +0000" stop="20260510170252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510170252 +0000" stop="20260510170527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510170527 +0000" stop="20260510171027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171027 +0000" stop="20260510171527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510171527 +0000" stop="20260510172027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172027 +0000" stop="20260510172527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510172527 +0000" stop="20260510173027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510173027 +0000" stop="20260510173527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510173527 +0000" stop="20260510174027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174027 +0000" stop="20260510174528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510174528 +0000" stop="20260510175028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510175028 +0000" stop="20260510175528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510175528 +0000" stop="20260510180028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180028 +0000" stop="20260510180528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510180528 +0000" stop="20260510181028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181028 +0000" stop="20260510181528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510181528 +0000" stop="20260510182028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182028 +0000" stop="20260510182329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182329 +0000" stop="20260510182634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182634 +0000" stop="20260510182939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510182939 +0000" stop="20260510183244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183244 +0000" stop="20260510183549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183549 +0000" stop="20260510183854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183854 +0000" stop="20260510184159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184159 +0000" stop="20260510184504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184504 +0000" stop="20260510184810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510184810 +0000" stop="20260510185115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185115 +0000" stop="20260510185420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185420 +0000" stop="20260510185725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510185725 +0000" stop="20260510190030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510190030 +0000" stop="20260510190336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190336 +0000" stop="20260510190641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190641 +0000" stop="20260510190946 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190946 +0000" stop="20260510191251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510191251 +0000" stop="20260510191556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510191556 +0000" stop="20260510191900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510191900 +0000" stop="20260510192206 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192206 +0000" stop="20260510192511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510192511 +0000" stop="20260510192816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510192816 +0000" stop="20260510193121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510193121 +0000" stop="20260510193426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510193426 +0000" stop="20260510193731 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510193731 +0000" stop="20260510194036 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510194036 +0000" stop="20260510194542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510194542 +0000" stop="20260510195048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195048 +0000" stop="20260510195554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510195554 +0000" stop="20260510200059 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200059 +0000" stop="20260510200605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510200605 +0000" stop="20260510201110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201110 +0000" stop="20260510201615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201615 +0000" stop="20260510202121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510202121 +0000" stop="20260510202626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510202626 +0000" stop="20260510203131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203131 +0000" stop="20260510203636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510203636 +0000" stop="20260510204142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510204142 +0000" stop="20260510204647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510204647 +0000" stop="20260510205151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205151 +0000" stop="20260510205657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510205657 +0000" stop="20260510210202 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210202 +0000" stop="20260510210707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210707 +0000" stop="20260510211212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211212 +0000" stop="20260510211717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510211717 +0000" stop="20260510212222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212222 +0000" stop="20260510212727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510212727 +0000" stop="20260510213231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213231 +0000" stop="20260510213737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510213737 +0000" stop="20260510214242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214242 +0000" stop="20260510214750 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214750 +0000" stop="20260510215255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215255 +0000" stop="20260510215800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510215800 +0000" stop="20260510220305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220305 +0000" stop="20260510220809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510220809 +0000" stop="20260510221313 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221313 +0000" stop="20260510221818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510221818 +0000" stop="20260510222326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222326 +0000" stop="20260510222834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222834 +0000" stop="20260510223342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223342 +0000" stop="20260510223850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223850 +0000" stop="20260510224354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224354 +0000" stop="20260510224859 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224859 +0000" stop="20260510225404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225404 +0000" stop="20260510225912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510225912 +0000" stop="20260510230417 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230417 +0000" stop="20260510230925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510230925 +0000" stop="20260510231430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231430 +0000" stop="20260510231938 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231938 +0000" stop="20260510232443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232443 +0000" stop="20260510232948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510232948 +0000" stop="20260510233453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233453 +0000" stop="20260510234001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234001 +0000" stop="20260510234505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234505 +0000" stop="20260510235009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235009 +0000" stop="20260510235517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235517 +0000" stop="20260511000025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000025 +0000" stop="20260511000533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511000533 +0000" stop="20260511001037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001037 +0000" stop="20260511001543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001543 +0000" stop="20260511002048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002048 +0000" stop="20260511002553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511002553 +0000" stop="20260511003058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003058 +0000" stop="20260511003603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003603 +0000" stop="20260511004107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004107 +0000" stop="20260511004612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511004612 +0000" stop="20260511005112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005112 +0000" stop="20260511005616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511005616 +0000" stop="20260511010121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010121 +0000" stop="20260511010626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511010626 +0000" stop="20260511011130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011130 +0000" stop="20260511011349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011349 +0000" stop="20260511011631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011631 +0000" stop="20260511011900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511011900 +0000" stop="20260511012130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012130 +0000" stop="20260511012400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012400 +0000" stop="20260511012626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012626 +0000" stop="20260511012854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012854 +0000" stop="20260511013129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013129 +0000" stop="20260511013357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013357 +0000" stop="20260511013634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013634 +0000" stop="20260511013937 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511013937 +0000" stop="20260511014132 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014132 +0000" stop="20260511014334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014334 +0000" stop="20260511014609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014609 +0000" stop="20260511014815 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511014815 +0000" stop="20260511015024 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015024 +0000" stop="20260511015232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015232 +0000" stop="20260511015447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015447 +0000" stop="20260511015658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015658 +0000" stop="20260511015934 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511015934 +0000" stop="20260511020141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020141 +0000" stop="20260511020403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020403 +0000" stop="20260511020631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020631 +0000" stop="20260511020912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020912 +0000" stop="20260511021124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021124 +0000" stop="20260511021400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021400 +0000" stop="20260511021900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021900 +0000" stop="20260511022400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022400 +0000" stop="20260511022900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511022900 +0000" stop="20260511023400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023400 +0000" stop="20260511023900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023900 +0000" stop="20260511024400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024400 +0000" stop="20260511024900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511024900 +0000" stop="20260511025400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025400 +0000" stop="20260511025900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025900 +0000" stop="20260511030400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030400 +0000" stop="20260511030900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511030900 +0000" stop="20260511031400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031400 +0000" stop="20260511031900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031900 +0000" stop="20260511032401 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032401 +0000" stop="20260511032901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511032901 +0000" stop="20260511033201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033201 +0000" stop="20260511033506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033506 +0000" stop="20260511033811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511033811 +0000" stop="20260511034117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034117 +0000" stop="20260511034422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034422 +0000" stop="20260511034727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511034727 +0000" stop="20260511035032 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035032 +0000" stop="20260511035337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035337 +0000" stop="20260511035642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035642 +0000" stop="20260511035948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035948 +0000" stop="20260511040253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040253 +0000" stop="20260511040558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040558 +0000" stop="20260511040903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511040903 +0000" stop="20260511041208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041208 +0000" stop="20260511041513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041513 +0000" stop="20260511041818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511041818 +0000" stop="20260511042124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042124 +0000" stop="20260511042429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042429 +0000" stop="20260511042733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042733 +0000" stop="20260511043038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043038 +0000" stop="20260511043343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043343 +0000" stop="20260511043648 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043648 +0000" stop="20260511043954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511043954 +0000" stop="20260511044259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044259 +0000" stop="20260511044604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044604 +0000" stop="20260511044909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044909 +0000" stop="20260511045415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045415 +0000" stop="20260511045921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511045921 +0000" stop="20260511050426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050426 +0000" stop="20260511050932 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050932 +0000" stop="20260511051437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051437 +0000" stop="20260511051943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511051943 +0000" stop="20260511052448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052448 +0000" stop="20260511052953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052953 +0000" stop="20260511053459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511053459 +0000" stop="20260511054003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054003 +0000" stop="20260511054509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511054509 +0000" stop="20260511055014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055014 +0000" stop="20260511055519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055519 +0000" stop="20260511060024 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060024 +0000" stop="20260511060530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511060530 +0000" stop="20260511061035 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061035 +0000" stop="20260511061540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511061540 +0000" stop="20260511062045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062045 +0000" stop="20260511062550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511062550 +0000" stop="20260511063055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063055 +0000" stop="20260511063600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511063600 +0000" stop="20260511064104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064104 +0000" stop="20260511064609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511064609 +0000" stop="20260511065114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065114 +0000" stop="20260511065622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065622 +0000" stop="20260511070127 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070127 +0000" stop="20260511070632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511070632 +0000" stop="20260511071137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071137 +0000" stop="20260511071642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511071642 +0000" stop="20260511072146 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072146 +0000" stop="20260511072650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511072650 +0000" stop="20260511073158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073158 +0000" stop="20260511073706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073706 +0000" stop="20260511074214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074214 +0000" stop="20260511074722 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074722 +0000" stop="20260511075227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075227 +0000" stop="20260511075732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511075732 +0000" stop="20260511080237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080237 +0000" stop="20260511080744 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511080744 +0000" stop="20260511081249 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081249 +0000" stop="20260511081757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081757 +0000" stop="20260511082302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082302 +0000" stop="20260511082811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082811 +0000" stop="20260511083316 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083316 +0000" stop="20260511083821 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511083821 +0000" stop="20260511084326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084326 +0000" stop="20260511084834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511084834 +0000" stop="20260511085337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085337 +0000" stop="20260511085841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511085841 +0000" stop="20260511090349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090349 +0000" stop="20260511090857 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090857 +0000" stop="20260511091405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091405 +0000" stop="20260511091910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091910 +0000" stop="20260511092415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092415 +0000" stop="20260511092921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511092921 +0000" stop="20260511093426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093426 +0000" stop="20260511093931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511093931 +0000" stop="20260511094435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094435 +0000" stop="20260511094940 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094940 +0000" stop="20260511095444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095444 +0000" stop="20260511095944 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511095944 +0000" stop="20260511100449 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100449 +0000" stop="20260511100954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100954 +0000" stop="20260511101458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511101458 +0000" stop="20260511102003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102003 +0000" stop="20260511102221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102221 +0000" stop="20260511102504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102504 +0000" stop="20260511102732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102732 +0000" stop="20260511103002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103002 +0000" stop="20260511103233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103233 +0000" stop="20260511103459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103459 +0000" stop="20260511103727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103727 +0000" stop="20260511104001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104001 +0000" stop="20260511104229 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104229 +0000" stop="20260511104507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104507 +0000" stop="20260511104809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511104809 +0000" stop="20260511105004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105004 +0000" stop="20260511105206 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105206 +0000" stop="20260511105441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105441 +0000" stop="20260511105647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105647 +0000" stop="20260511105857 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511105857 +0000" stop="20260511110104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110104 +0000" stop="20260511110319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110319 +0000" stop="20260511110530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110530 +0000" stop="20260511110807 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110807 +0000" stop="20260511111013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111013 +0000" stop="20260511111236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111236 +0000" stop="20260511111504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111504 +0000" stop="20260511111745 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111745 +0000" stop="20260511111957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511111957 +0000" stop="20260511112232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112232 +0000" stop="20260511112732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112732 +0000" stop="20260511113232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511113232 +0000" stop="20260511113732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511113732 +0000" stop="20260511114232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114232 +0000" stop="20260511114732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511114732 +0000" stop="20260511115233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115233 +0000" stop="20260511115733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115733 +0000" stop="20260511120233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120233 +0000" stop="20260511120733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511120733 +0000" stop="20260511121233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121233 +0000" stop="20260511121733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511121733 +0000" stop="20260511122233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122233 +0000" stop="20260511122733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122733 +0000" stop="20260511123233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123233 +0000" stop="20260511123733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123733 +0000" stop="20260511124034 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124034 +0000" stop="20260511124339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124339 +0000" stop="20260511124644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124644 +0000" stop="20260511124949 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511124949 +0000" stop="20260511125254 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125254 +0000" stop="20260511125559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125559 +0000" stop="20260511125904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125904 +0000" stop="20260511130210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130210 +0000" stop="20260511130515 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130515 +0000" stop="20260511130820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511130820 +0000" stop="20260511131125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131125 +0000" stop="20260511131430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131430 +0000" stop="20260511131735 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131735 +0000" stop="20260511132041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132041 +0000" stop="20260511132346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132346 +0000" stop="20260511132651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132651 +0000" stop="20260511132956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132956 +0000" stop="20260511133301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133301 +0000" stop="20260511133605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133605 +0000" stop="20260511133911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133911 +0000" stop="20260511134216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134216 +0000" stop="20260511134521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134521 +0000" stop="20260511134826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511134826 +0000" stop="20260511135131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135131 +0000" stop="20260511135436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135436 +0000" stop="20260511135741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511135741 +0000" stop="20260511140247 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140247 +0000" stop="20260511140753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140753 +0000" stop="20260511141259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141259 +0000" stop="20260511141804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141804 +0000" stop="20260511142310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142310 +0000" stop="20260511142816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142816 +0000" stop="20260511143320 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143320 +0000" stop="20260511143826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511143826 +0000" stop="20260511144331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511144331 +0000" stop="20260511144836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511144836 +0000" stop="20260511145342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145342 +0000" stop="20260511145847 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145847 +0000" stop="20260511150352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150352 +0000" stop="20260511150856 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511150856 +0000" stop="20260511151403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151403 +0000" stop="20260511151907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511151907 +0000" stop="20260511152412 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152412 +0000" stop="20260511152917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511152917 +0000" stop="20260511153422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153422 +0000" stop="20260511153927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153927 +0000" stop="20260511154432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154432 +0000" stop="20260511154937 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511154937 +0000" stop="20260511155442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155442 +0000" stop="20260511155947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511155947 +0000" stop="20260511160455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511160455 +0000" stop="20260511161000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161000 +0000" stop="20260511161505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161505 +0000" stop="20260511162010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162010 +0000" stop="20260511162515 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511162515 +0000" stop="20260511163019 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163019 +0000" stop="20260511163523 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511163523 +0000" stop="20260511164031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164031 +0000" stop="20260511164539 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511164539 +0000" stop="20260511165047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165047 +0000" stop="20260511165555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511165555 +0000" stop="20260511170059 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170059 +0000" stop="20260511170604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511170604 +0000" stop="20260511171109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171109 +0000" stop="20260511171617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511171617 +0000" stop="20260511172122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172122 +0000" stop="20260511172630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511172630 +0000" stop="20260511173135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173135 +0000" stop="20260511173643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511173643 +0000" stop="20260511174148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174148 +0000" stop="20260511174653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511174653 +0000" stop="20260511175158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175158 +0000" stop="20260511175706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511175706 +0000" stop="20260511180210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180210 +0000" stop="20260511180714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511180714 +0000" stop="20260511181222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181222 +0000" stop="20260511181730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511181730 +0000" stop="20260511182238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182238 +0000" stop="20260511182742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511182742 +0000" stop="20260511183248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183248 +0000" stop="20260511183753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511183753 +0000" stop="20260511184258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184258 +0000" stop="20260511184803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511184803 +0000" stop="20260511185308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511185308 +0000" stop="20260511185812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511185812 +0000" stop="20260511190317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190317 +0000" stop="20260511190817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511190817 +0000" stop="20260511191322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191322 +0000" stop="20260511191826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511191826 +0000" stop="20260511192331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192331 +0000" stop="20260511192835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511192835 +0000" stop="20260511193054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193054 +0000" stop="20260511193336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193336 +0000" stop="20260511193605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193605 +0000" stop="20260511193835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511193835 +0000" stop="20260511194106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194106 +0000" stop="20260511194331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194331 +0000" stop="20260511194559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194559 +0000" stop="20260511194834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511194834 +0000" stop="20260511195102 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195102 +0000" stop="20260511195339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195339 +0000" stop="20260511195642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195642 +0000" stop="20260511195837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511195837 +0000" stop="20260511200039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509195954 +0000" stop="20260509204605 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509204605 +0000" stop="20260509215303 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509215303 +0000" stop="20260509224513 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509224513 +0000" stop="20260509233842 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509233842 +0000" stop="20260510002938 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510002938 +0000" stop="20260510011445 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510011445 +0000" stop="20260510020128 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510020128 +0000" stop="20260510025440 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510025440 +0000" stop="20260510035048 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510035048 +0000" stop="20260510044105 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510044105 +0000" stop="20260510052419 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510052419 +0000" stop="20260510061252 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510061252 +0000" stop="20260510070526 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510070526 +0000" stop="20260510080420 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510080420 +0000" stop="20260510090111 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510090111 +0000" stop="20260510095219 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510095219 +0000" stop="20260510104156 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510104156 +0000" stop="20260510113548 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510113548 +0000" stop="20260510122159 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510122159 +0000" stop="20260510132857 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510132857 +0000" stop="20260510142107 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510142107 +0000" stop="20260510151437 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510151437 +0000" stop="20260510160532 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510160532 +0000" stop="20260510165039 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510165039 +0000" stop="20260510173723 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510173723 +0000" stop="20260510183034 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510183034 +0000" stop="20260510192642 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192642 +0000" stop="20260510201700 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510201700 +0000" stop="20260510210013 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510210013 +0000" stop="20260510214846 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510214846 +0000" stop="20260510224120 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510224120 +0000" stop="20260510234014 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510234014 +0000" stop="20260511003706 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003706 +0000" stop="20260511012813 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012813 +0000" stop="20260511021751 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511021751 +0000" stop="20260511031142 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511031142 +0000" stop="20260511035753 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035753 +0000" stop="20260511050452 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050452 +0000" stop="20260511055701 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055701 +0000" stop="20260511065031 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065031 +0000" stop="20260511074126 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074126 +0000" stop="20260511082633 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511082633 +0000" stop="20260511091317 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511091317 +0000" stop="20260511100629 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511100629 +0000" stop="20260511110236 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110236 +0000" stop="20260511115254 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511115254 +0000" stop="20260511123607 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
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    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
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    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
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    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
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    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
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    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
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    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
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    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
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    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
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    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
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    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
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    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
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    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
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    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
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    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
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    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
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    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
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    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
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    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
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    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
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    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
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    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
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    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
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    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
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    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
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    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
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    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dave has a nightmare of himself getting smaller and smaller.</desc>
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    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin loses his memory and thinks that he is an angel.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dave hires a nanny to take care of the Chipmunks when he is away at work, and the Chipmunks will do anything to get rid of her.</desc>
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    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invite a boy to stay with them who is a ballet dancer, and when a bulley begins to torment Alvin, he shows the bulley that ballet is cool.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin demands a short trip away from obsessed fans who begin following him everywhere he goes. So, the Chipmunks go for a picnic out in the woods, only to be found again by their fans. Alvin runs off into the woods, and runs into a wild chipmunk. He decides to change places with the chipmunk, and he stays in the chipmunk's tree, while the wild chipmunk takes his place. All goes well until the real Alvin is caught by a hunter that holds him hostage. Simon, Theodore, and the wild chipmunk must save Alvin before it's to late.</desc>
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    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
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    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get a job as vendors at a baseball stadium, to pay for new uniforms for their baseball team. And in the process stop a pick pocket who has been stealing money.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin and a rich kid compete for a girl's affections. Alvin pretends he is rich as his rival.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore each make their own music videos for the group.</desc>
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    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invest in an old horse to win a race.</desc>
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    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks compete against the Chipettes in a camp battle of the sexes.</desc>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Uncle Harry is up to no good again. This time, he makes Alvin a movie star so he can break up the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks put Dave on the show "This is Your Father", but he is nervous about it. So a hypnotist makes him have Alvin's personality, which turns to be a disasterous move.</desc>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks trick Dave to play golf with a man that Alvin made a wager with. What Dave does not realize is that Alvin bet his signed "Elmer Palmer" golf club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510141548 +0000" stop="20260510143910 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin decides that he, Simon and Theodore all need to join a gym, but to get in for free they have to go through some pretty strange "transformations".</desc>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks attempt to grab good publicity shots of them doing positive deeds in order to win the fabulous Victrola Award.</desc>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks gets to see the (Buckingham?) Palace, and Alvin, in an attempt to impress a girl whose a big fan, tells her he's there to play for the queen! Now, all he has to do is find the queen and convince her to let them play!</desc>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks get a job working in aquarium, but Max, a former employee, who got fired for animal abuse, cooks up a scheme to force the Chipmunks out of a job and work again, by capturing one of 2 whales.</desc>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon turn Theodore into a record mascot in order to win a radio contest.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin plans to get a famous figure skater, Heather Williams, to appear at the school Pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While the Chipettes volunteer at the local hospital, a terrified tonsillectomy-bound kid goes missing, so until Brittany finds him, Theodore must step in to substitute, but the doctors, thinking he's the kid, take him into surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alvin ends up being challenged by a gang called the Steam Rollers. Will he, his brothers, and the Chipettes pull together a gang of their own to help beat the Steam Rollers?</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin is determined in getting an invitation to participate the Celebrity Ski Tournament. Once he convinces Mr. Colorado, the man hosting the event, to let him participate, all Alvin has to do then is learn how to ski.</desc>
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    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin signs him and his brothers up to be in a Kabuki theater in order to gain publicity in Japan. Instead of getting lessons, they are forced to perform as the actual players.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin makes a bet with Brittany to see if he could make anyone into a beauty pageant winner. The challenge gets interesting when Jeanette is the girl he has to transform into beauty pageant material.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510184117 +0000" stop="20260510190439 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Simon has a crush on a girl named Jillian. Alvin works at changing his image in order to impress this girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510190439 +0000" stop="20260510192801 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes volunteer their talents to raise the money to keep Uncle Ben's Circus going, as well as saving Pinky, the circus's elephant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510192801 +0000" stop="20260510195123 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dave starts up a neighborhood watch to catch a cat burglar. Alvin and the Chipmunks take it upon themselves to capture the cat burglar single handedly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510195123 +0000" stop="20260510201445 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get the measles. Dave spends so much time taking care of his boys that he becomes sick with the measles and is not able to fix his car for the car show. It is up to the boys take care of everything for Dave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510201445 +0000" stop="20260510203807 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes crazy when he loses his beloved red cap, and starts searching for it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510203807 +0000" stop="20260510205946 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes audition to be in a play on Snow White. After the audition, the director selects Brittany for the role of Snow White. However, the director's demanding daughter, Tara-Marie, who had flopped big-time in the auditions for the title role, plans to make her father reconsider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510205946 +0000" stop="20260510212126 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510212126 +0000" stop="20260510214306 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects that Dave is leading some kind of double life. He, Simon and Theodore each interview some of Dave’s old friends to find out what his secret might be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510214306 +0000" stop="20260510220445 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are stuck at home without lights, and think the house is haunted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510220445 +0000" stop="20260510222624 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a crush on his teacher, Miss Stone. He later becomes jealous when Dave starts dating her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510222624 +0000" stop="20260510224804 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore loses a tooth, and Alvin dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to try to cash in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510224804 +0000" stop="20260510231016 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510231016 +0000" stop="20260510233227 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries to join the Sisters, a club of the best-dressed, most popular girls in school. But in order to do so she has to avoid her own sister Jeanette, whose clumsiness and unpopularity would destroy her chances of getting into the club. Since she and Jeanette are working on a science project that involves taking care of a baby pig, this leaves Jeanette to do the project alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510233227 +0000" stop="20260510235406 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510235406 +0000" stop="20260511001641 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001641 +0000" stop="20260511003916 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511003916 +0000" stop="20260511010202 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511010202 +0000" stop="20260511012414 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511012414 +0000" stop="20260511014649 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
    <desc>"Uncle" Harry returns, this time to con the Chipettes while they are visiting New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511014649 +0000" stop="20260511020859 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a water-skiing vacation with the Chipettes, Alvin forgets to tie up the boat belonging to Dave’s friend Ed, and it sinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511020859 +0000" stop="20260511023109 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023109 +0000" stop="20260511025322 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511025322 +0000" stop="20260511031535 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031535 +0000" stop="20260511033747 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511033747 +0000" stop="20260511035957 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511035957 +0000" stop="20260511042208 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511042208 +0000" stop="20260511044418 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044418 +0000" stop="20260511050628 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511050628 +0000" stop="20260511052838 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511052838 +0000" stop="20260511055049 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511055049 +0000" stop="20260511061259 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061259 +0000" stop="20260511063509 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511063509 +0000" stop="20260511065744 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511065744 +0000" stop="20260511071956 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
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    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511074209 +0000" stop="20260511080419 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511080419 +0000" stop="20260511082629 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511082629 +0000" stop="20260511084904 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511084904 +0000" stop="20260511091114 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511091114 +0000" stop="20260511093327 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
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    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
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    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101724 +0000" stop="20260511103922 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511103922 +0000" stop="20260511110120 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511110120 +0000" stop="20260511112319 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511112319 +0000" stop="20260511114517 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114517 +0000" stop="20260511120715 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120715 +0000" stop="20260511122914 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511122914 +0000" stop="20260511125112 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511125112 +0000" stop="20260511131310 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511131310 +0000" stop="20260511133509 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511133509 +0000" stop="20260511135707 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511135707 +0000" stop="20260511141905 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511141905 +0000" stop="20260511144104 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
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    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
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In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
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    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
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    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
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    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
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    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
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    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
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    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
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    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
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    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
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    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
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    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
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    <title>Across the Universe - S03E43</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Brit's Picks - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Brittany's furious when she thinks Alvin has been writing on her blog and vows to get him back.</desc>
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    <title>The Devil Wears Rodentia - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Brittany's dream of being a fashion designer turns into a nightmare when she gets a job and her ideas are stolen.</desc>
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    <title>Career Day - S03E46</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects Dave of being a local bank robber when Dave starts acting suspiciously and giving the boys gifts.</desc>
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    <title>Lost in Space...Camp - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Theodore must prove that he has got "the right stuff" when the Chipmunks and Chipettes head off to space camp.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hot Chocolate - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes into a deep funk after he burns his tongue on some super-hot chocolate and loses his sense of taste.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Chipmunk Detective - S03E49</title>
    <desc>When Miss Miller gets robbed, Eleanor and Theodore promise to find the culprit and bring them to justice.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar Hero - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin begrudgingly agrees to teach Miss Smith guitar, but she won't reveal why she so desperately needs to learn.</desc>
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    <title>The C Team - S03E51</title>
    <desc>Coach Dobkins challenges Miss Smith and her team with broken arms during a baseball game.</desc>
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    <title>Father Daughter Dance - S03E52</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes each want Dave to be their date to the Father-Daughter Dance. But how can he choose just one?</desc>
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    <title>The Toy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A favorite toy of Theodore's is lost on a rafting trip but then mysteriously shows up at the house, and it's alive.</desc>
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    <title>Bloodline - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When the boys send Dave's DNA sample to a testing lab the results show he's related to Jack The Ripper.</desc>
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    <title>Theodore's Calling - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Croner attempts to help Theodore discover his true calling in life</desc>
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    <title>Clumsy Jeanette - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is suddenly the clumsiest person on the planet. Is there something wrong with her - or her new glasses?</desc>
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    <title>Adventures in Babysitting - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore gets roped into doing Alvin's babysitting sitting job with a spoiled four year old.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Assistant - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin agrees to be Alvin's assistant to get closer to the music industry, but ends up running errands instead.</desc>
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    <title>Mysterions - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Theodore discovers Alvin and Simon have a secret club, he promises not to tell anyone if they let him join.</desc>
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    <title>The Crow Ate My Homework - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Dave promises to take Alvin to a water park if he gets a good grade on his test, but then a crow steals it.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Says - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Alvin accuses Simon of being too safe, Simon agrees to do whatever crazy thing Alvin wants him to do.</desc>
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    <title>Sing Like a Canary - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A cute singing bird replaces Alvin in the band after Alvin makes too many demands as a performer.</desc>
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    <title>Pirates Life - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When pirates show up at the house, the boys do all they can to protect a treasure chest that arrived for Dave.</desc>
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    <title>World Record - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes compete to set a world record in hopes of winning a new virtual reality game.</desc>
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    <title>Tour Bus - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Alvin talks Dave into buying a used tour bus, Dave has no idea of the problems ahead.</desc>
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    <desc>Alvin signs the Chipmunks up for a game show that forces losing contestants to perform dangerous stunts.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin Management - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Time Capsule - S04E16</title>
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    <title>Shack Magic - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks find a shack that magically fills with toys and games, but something more sinister may be afoot.</desc>
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    <title>Big Bro Theodore - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Granny Awards - S04E21</title>
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    <title>No Putts No Glory - S04E20</title>
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    <title>The Exchange Student - S04E23</title>
    <desc>A visiting reporter tells the Chipmunks a horror story that makes them believe that Dave is in danger.</desc>
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    <title>The Crush - S04E26</title>
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    <title>Between a Rope and a Hard Place - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Coach Dobkins kicks Cheesy and Theodore off the track team for being slow, but Theodore is determined to compete.</desc>
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    <title>World Day - S04E30</title>
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    <title>Allergic Reaction - S04E31</title>
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    <title>Lice-enced to Teach - S04E32</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks are sent home from school due to a lice outbreak; Dave has to teach them as they work on their assignments</desc>
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    <title>Animal House Party - S04E33</title>
    <desc>A wild party is planned by Derek when the brothers are set to be home alone for the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>Dr Zap vs. Electroboy - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Mega Bounce Battle - S04E35</title>
    <desc>The boy's disobey Dave's order to not play a dangerous game then have to hide their injuries when they get hurt.</desc>
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    <title>Gossip Guy - S04E36</title>
    <desc>The school newspaper has a sudden increase in sales when a gossip column appears poking fun at other students.</desc>
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    <title>Chimpmania - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Jeanette and the Chipmunks try to rescue a chimpanzee Bocarter keeps in a cage.</desc>
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    <title>Dad Jokes - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
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    <title>The Chosen Chipmunk - S04E39</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks discover Officer Dangus has a twin brother that's a bully and encourage Dangus to stand up to him.</desc>
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    <title>Double Dangus - S04E40</title>
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    <title>Last Day of Summer - S04E41</title>
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    <title>The Littlest Robot - S04E42</title>
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    <desc>The chipmunks try to keep Dave from getting on the internet after a performance he posts gets negative comments.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S04E44</title>
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    <title>Sick as a Chipmuck - S04E45</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes fall in love with a cute little mouse that's doomed to be fed to a snake as part of a science class.</desc>
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    <title>Instant Gram - S04E46</title>
    <desc>After caring for a sick Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette wonder if Brittany would care for them if they were sick.</desc>
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    <title>Of Mice and Munks - S04E47</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks along with Kevin and Cheesy decide to crash BoCarter's birthday yacht party after not being invited.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Saves the World - S04E48</title>
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    <title>A Very Merry Chipmas - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Simon's new invention threatens to destroy the world, creating a time loop and changing gravity inside the house.</desc>
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    <title>Geizmo’s Day Out - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin really wants to play with Simon's robot Gizmo. Simon refuses. Since he wants to go on a trip, he gives Gizmo Jeanette to be on the safe side. But it's useless: Alvin gets the little robot anyway.</desc>
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    <title>Unbored - S04E51</title>
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    <title>Deserted - S05E01</title>
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    <title>U-Fly - S05E05</title>
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    <title>The Curse of MacBeth - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Davey Boy - S05E11</title>
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    <title>The Road Warrior - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Gone Gal - S05E15</title>
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    <title>The House on Cedar Lane - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Return of Thornbergaupht - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Simon's interactive videogame is about to take off, until Jeanette reprograms the game's villain.</desc>
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    <title>Jinxed! - S05E21</title>
    <desc>After Theodore sees Alvin accidentally ruin Dave's computer, Alvin jinxes Theodore so he won't be able to tattle.</desc>
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    <title>Castle Catastrophe - S05E23</title>
    <desc>After causing an accident at a historic castle, Cheesy and Alvin must work as reenactors to pay for the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Party Animals - S05E25</title>
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    <title>Excavation Vacation - S05E27</title>
    <desc>When Simon falls ill, Alvin takes his place on a camping trip only to discover it's actually an archeological dig.</desc>
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    <title>Skater Girl - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Brittany hastily enters a skateboard contest against a skate park bully even though she has no clue how to ride.</desc>
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    <title>Summer School - S05E31</title>
    <desc>To keep a planned vacation, the boys do all they can to stop Dave from learning that Alvin has summer school.</desc>
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    <title>Car Wars - S05E33</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks get stuck in traffic en route to a show, tempers flare between themselves and other drivers.</desc>
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    <title>Little Drummer Boy - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Alvin insists on playing the drums, Theodore fights back by mimicking Alvin and stealing his persona.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin Gets Schooled - S05E37</title>
    <desc>When Dave learns Alvin blamed him for his poor grades to Miss Smith, Dave sets down a very strict study schedule.</desc>
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    <title>My Life as a Dog - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Theodore must pose as a dog after The Chipmunks accidentally shave the fur off a dog Miss Miller is dog sitting.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Lou - S05E39</title>
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    <title>Love Song - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Dave writes a hit love song from a poem he found. Since Simon wrote the poem, he panics his secret will come out.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Wrap - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Brittany wind up in a battle royale over popping acorn tops and bubble wrap.</desc>
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    <title>Chess Mate - S05E42</title>
    <desc>When a cute girl joins the chess club, Alvin enlists Jeanette to teach him how to play so he can join as well.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight's Tail - S05E43</title>
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    <title>Dreambomber - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Alvin is having the best dreams of his life, until Theodore subconsciously invades them.</desc>
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    <title>The Lifeguard - S05E45</title>
    <desc>When Alvin and Eleanor train to be lifeguards, Theodore is passed over but later manages to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Scarecrow-ner - S05E46</title>
    <desc>When Miss Croner's prized cherries go missing, she suspects crows - but could it be chipmunks?</desc>
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    <title>Theo vs. Simon - S05E47</title>
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    <title>Run Aimee Run - S05E48</title>
    <desc>The Munks help a world-famous runner design a pair of prosthetic legs for a race she's set to run in.</desc>
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    <title>The Underground - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Cheesy convinces Theodore and Alvin to help him steal the canteen's desserts through a secret network of underground tunnels.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin invites Dave's old high school rival over and embarks on an elaborate meal to prove to him that the latter is at the height of his glory.</desc>
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    <title>Game House - S05E51</title>
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    <title>The Tour - S05E52</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks can't wait to kick off their world tour, until Theodore and Alvin realize what they'll be leaving behind.</desc>
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    <title>Talking Teddy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to do something dramatic and becomes a bow tie wearing preppy!</desc>
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    <title>Simon for President - S01E12</title>
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    <title>To Serve and Protect - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Kickin' It Old School - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Clowning Around - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Bully for You - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When an accident forces Simon to wear his embarrassing old glasses, he becomes the target of the school bully. Unwilling to remain a victim, Simon builds a homemade robot bodyguard that helps Simon stand up to the bullies.</desc>
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    <title>My Sister The Weirdo - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Good Luck Mr. Whiskers - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Mystic Mountain - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Mojo Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>In a rare moment of generosity, Alvin gives his beloved cap to a fan. But soon he's convinced his mojo was in his cap, and must find a way to get his hat back before the Chipmunks' big concert.</desc>
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    <title>Slippin’ Thru My Fingers - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Dave can't help but notice that his three little Chipmunks are growing up and becoming independent. Anxious to spend more time with them, he only ends up suffocating them. In order to get Dave off their backs, the Chipmunks decide to find him a new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Dave Crazy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>While Dave is working on an important new song for the music festival, the Chipmunks are upstairs making a mess of their bedroom. Dave orders them to clean their room. But in the process, they accidentally ruin Dave's new song. Can they fix it in time for the big performance?</desc>
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    <title>Safety Third - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When Dave refuses to let Alvin get a dangerous toy sports car, Alvin secretly convinces Simon to build him an exact replica of the car. Will Alvin be able to keep this secret from Dave? Or will it turn out that the toy car is TOO FAST – TOO FURIOUS?!</desc>
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    <title>The Tree House - S01E29</title>
    <desc>While cleaning out their treehouse, the girls remember how they saved the tree from being cut down, and made it their home.</desc>
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    <title>Back to School - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When Dave discovers he didn't graduate from high school, he finds himself in school with Alvin. Talk about the Odd Couple.</desc>
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    <title>A Room of One's Own - S01E33</title>
    <desc>After squabbling with his brothers, Alvin convinces Dave to give him his own room, but soon realizes living alone isn't what it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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    <title>Going Green - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Super Heroes - S01E37</title>
    <desc>When Theodore thinks he's a real superhero, Alvin and Simon have a tough time convincing him to leave the crime fighting to the professionals.</desc>
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    <title>Kiss Conspiracy - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Theozilla - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Alvin is paired with Simon for a science project, he accidentally creates a potion that turns Theodore into a 30-foot giant.</desc>
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    <title>Mutiny - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Desperate to avenge last year's humiliating loss, The Chipmunks argue over who is best suited to lead them to victory.</desc>
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    <title>Let Them Eat Crumbs - S01E45</title>
    <desc>It's the big Bake-Off, and Eleanor has prepared her signature cake and left it out to cool. But Brittany and Alvin come home, and eat the cake without knowing its importance! Can they re-make the cake in time? Or will Eleanor’s dreams be reduced to crumbs?</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Secret Powers - S01E47</title>
    <desc>In order to get Theodore to do his bidding, Alvin tells Theodore that he has secret powers and can turn trash into candy. When Derek steals Theodore's candy, Theodore tells Derek that Alvin will get him back using his secret powers. Now Alvin has to come clean or face Derek in a showdown.</desc>
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    <title>I Will Survive - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When Alvin gets hurt, Simon agrees to face off against Derek on a survival reality show.</desc>
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    <title>Art for Art's Sake - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Brittany takes up painting to impress her fashion idol, but her idol only likes her art after Alvin ruins it.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Days - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Members Only - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Simon the Superb - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Lights Camera Uh Oh - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511190818 +0000" stop="20260511193538 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511193538 +0000" stop="20260511200139 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509194110 +0000" stop="20260509202436 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Fun House - S22E09</title>
    <desc>The final five teams plunge 37 stories through the sky and tackle a psychedelic labyrinth in Berlin, Germany.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509202436 +0000" stop="20260509210802 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Our Barrels Off - S22E10</title>
    <desc>With a chance to compete in the finale on the line, the final five teams race through Scotland, where they encounter a double U-turn that puts two teams in jeopardy of elimination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509210802 +0000" stop="20260509223450 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beacon of Hope - S22E11</title>
    <desc>After the final four teams go bog snorkeling in Belfast, Ireland, one team's race comes to an end; the three remaining teams scour historic landmarks in Washington, D.C.; the winning team is determined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260509223450 +0000" stop="20260509231817 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Not In Oklahoma No More - S23E01</title>
    <desc>The 23rd season begins in Los Angeles with 11 two-member teams flying to Chile where they take to the sky for paragliding. Also: Misreading a clue lands one pair up a creek without a paddle; and the race heats up when one team steals another duo's taxi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260509231817 +0000" stop="20260510000150 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zip It, Bingo - S23E02</title>
    <desc>Racers take a salt bath in Santiago, Chile; one team makes a communication blunder at a bus stop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510000150 +0000" stop="20260510004524 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Arthur Style - S23E03</title>
    <desc>A team hopes for a big reward when they take a risk in Portugal; racers face a knightly road block.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510004524 +0000" stop="20260510012851 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beards In the Wind - S23E04</title>
    <desc>Racers take a plunge into the Arctic in Svolvaer, Norway; Marie and Tim have a tough decision to make.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510012851 +0000" stop="20260510021222 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Our Groove On - S23E05</title>
    <desc>The racers try to keep up during a polka challenge in Gdansk, Poland; teams are impacted by a double U-turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510021222 +0000" stop="20260510025548 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choir Boy At Heart - S23E06</title>
    <desc>A team is faced with temptation; the racers sing with the Vienna Boys' Choir; an intense dispute occurs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510025548 +0000" stop="20260510033919 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed Dating Is the Worst - S23E07</title>
    <desc>In Abu Dhabi, the teams rappel almost 200 feet and race cars at high speeds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510033919 +0000" stop="20260510042248 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hot Camel - S23E08</title>
    <desc>Teams escape desert heat with a white-water rafting ride; two teams are faced their second double U-turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510042248 +0000" stop="20260510050618 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Like the Red Sea - S23E09</title>
    <desc>The final five teams make mistakes while under pressure in Bandung, Indonesia; a relationship suffers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510050618 +0000" stop="20260510054947 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobra In My Teeth - S23E10</title>
    <desc>The final four teams eat snake in Indonesia; a challenging road block pushes racers to the boiling point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510054947 +0000" stop="20260510063313 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven all-star teams compete for a chance to win the $1 million top prize as the 24th season begins.  However, in a dramatic twist, one duo won't make it to the starting line.  The other pairs jet off to Guangzhou, China.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510063313 +0000" stop="20260510071645 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Bear's Soup - S24E02</title>
    <desc>Mallory and Mark struggle with communication and a major mistake puts them in jeopardy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510071645 +0000" stop="20260510080016 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Jungle - S24E03</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia.  The teams face rapids in the Malaysian jungle on homemade rafts; a team fights to stay in the running after taxi trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510080016 +0000" stop="20260510084339 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smarter, Not Harder - S24E04</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.  A racer pours blood and tears into a roadblock; a particularly difficult detour makes a racer melt down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510084339 +0000" stop="20260510092705 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Make Fish Bite - S24E05</title>
    <desc>Teams face struggles as they go fishing for their next clue in Sri Lanka.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510092705 +0000" stop="20260510101035 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down and Dirty - S24E06</title>
    <desc>The teams are in Sri Lanka, where an exhausting Roadblock drains the racers of all their strength. Also, an epic race through the countryside ends with a footrace to the Pit Stop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510101035 +0000" stop="20260510105405 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gladiators Are Here! - S24E07</title>
    <desc>The racers square off with Roman gladiators in a medieval detour; three teams make a deal in hope of avoiding elimination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510105405 +0000" stop="20260510113729 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkeylicious - S24E08</title>
    <desc>Six teams encounter a double U-turn; one team considers a major decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510113729 +0000" stop="20260510122055 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Alliance - S24E09</title>
    <desc>Tension rises as the finish line gets closer; three teams form an alliance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510122055 +0000" stop="20260510130427 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull Down - S24E10</title>
    <desc>A double U-turn in Spain threatens the alliance; one team's future is threatened by a possibly game-changing injury.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510130427 +0000" stop="20260510134758 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hei Ho Heidi Ho - S24E11</title>
    <desc>The final four teams have a once-in-a-lifetime experience in Liverpool, England; a misinterpretation puts one team in jeopardy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510134758 +0000" stop="20260510143121 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S24E12</title>
    <desc>The teams race through Las Vegas, where they face a final challenge designed by magician David Copperfield.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510143121 +0000" stop="20260510151454 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Big or Go Home - S25E01</title>
    <desc>The teams begin their adventures in New York's Times Square, where a game-changing element is introduced. Contestants take a gut-wrenching leap of faith.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510151454 +0000" stop="20260510155826 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go - S25E02</title>
    <desc>The Race continues through London, England, where the Express Pass is on the line, but several teams’ hopes of a first-place finish are capsized while boating in a punt in Oxford.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510155826 +0000" stop="20260510164157 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Your Sheep Together - S25E03</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Scotland's Shetland Islands, where the teams must corral an unruly flock of sheep through an obstacle course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510164157 +0000" stop="20260510172528 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinly Sliced Anchovies - S25E04</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Copenhagen where the dentists realize they may need to use their “Save” during a painstaking Detour. Later, one team's lack of communication leads to a massive meltdown on the mat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510172528 +0000" stop="20260510180900 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocc' and Roll - S25E05</title>
    <desc>As a double U-turn looms in the exotic city of Marrakech, Morocco, contestants suspect each other of playing dirty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510180900 +0000" stop="20260510185237 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Feel Like I Just Kissed a Goat - S25E06</title>
    <desc>Racers struggle on a frightening road block when they are suspended above the Atlas mountains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510185237 +0000" stop="20260510193602 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Fly for a Food Scientist - S25E07</title>
    <desc>As the teams race through Palermo, Sicily, unlikely alliances are formed; contestants must beat the clock during a high-octane go-cart race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510193602 +0000" stop="20260510201933 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Sexy Knights - S25E08</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Valletta, Malta, where teams are thrown off balance when they must serve drinks to the knights of Malta. Also, a blind Detour leaves racers on a slippery slope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510201933 +0000" stop="20260510210304 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Taking My Tan Off - S25E09</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Singapore where a dangerous misstep leaves one competitor dangling 600 feet above the ground. Also: A traditional Asian detox leaves some teams writhing in pain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510210304 +0000" stop="20260510214636 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Dirty Tube Socks - S25E10</title>
    <desc>The contestants get muddy with an ornery ox in Manila, Philippines, during an unforgettable switchback challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510214636 +0000" stop="20260510223007 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S25E11</title>
    <desc>The race continues in the Philippines where two strong teams make a mistake that could cost them a chance to win the $1 million. At the pit stop, Phil greets the racers with some shocking news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260510223007 +0000" stop="20260510231409 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All or Nothing - S25E12</title>
    <desc>The final teams race to the finish line in Los Angeles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510231409 +0000" stop="20260511001910 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Way to Start a Relationship - S26E01</title>
    <desc>Season 26 begins with 11 dating couples, including five pairs who meet for the first time at the starting line at California's Castaic Lake. The pairs navigate a muddy obstacle course before flying to Tokyo where they will face a double U-Turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511001910 +0000" stop="20260511010241 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got the Smartest Dude - S26E02</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Nagano, Japan, where teams take on an Olympic-sized Detour and one pair take a tumble that threatens to jeopardize their chances in the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511010241 +0000" stop="20260511014612 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#MurphysLaw - S26E03</title>
    <desc>Tension rise in Phuket, Thailand as one team forgets their fanny pack, putting them behind; and one Racer celebrates the end of the leg when they pop a very special question.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511014612 +0000" stop="20260511023003 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Amazing Nasty Race - S26E04</title>
    <desc>Teams face a race within the Race when they attempt to navigate the chaotic streets of Bangkok, and Racers eat a traditional delicacy — a “1,000 year old egg”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511023003 +0000" stop="20260511031405 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get In That Lederhosen, Baby - S26E05</title>
    <desc>Racers strap on lederhosen for a trip to Oktoberfest in Bavaria, Germany, and one team finds their race in jeopardy after losing their fanny pack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031405 +0000" stop="20260511035737 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like a Million Bucks - S26E06</title>
    <desc>For the first time, the Race travels to Monaco, where one team takes a big risk to gain an edge on the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511035737 +0000" stop="20260511044107 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get a Hot Tub! - S26E09</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the final five teams race to Amsterdam and take a dip in a floating hot tub in search of their next clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511044107 +0000" stop="20260511052439 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fruits of Our Labor - S26E10</title>
    <desc>The final five teams travel to Peru, where the Race gets physical and teams use their fitness trackers to help find their next clue. Also, Blair and Hayley's communication issues reach a boiling point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511052439 +0000" stop="20260511060811 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In It to Win It - S26E11</title>
    <desc>In the penultimate leg, the final four teams race through Peru for a spot in the finale and a chance at the $1 million prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511060811 +0000" stop="20260511065142 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Truck Heroes - S26E12</title>
    <desc>With the one million dollar prize on the line, the final teams race from Peru to Dallas, where they go to great heights at the top of AT&amp;T Stadium, the home of the Dallas Cowboys, join a Texas cattle ranch and rappel 500 feet down the Reunion Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511065142 +0000" stop="20260511073526 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Too Much Beefcake - S27E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven new teams take off on the journey of a lifetime from Venice Beach, Calif. and head for Rio de Janeiro, where teams take a thrilling helicopter ride and face a huge decision at the Fast Forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511073526 +0000" stop="20260511081857 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get In There and Think Like a Dog - S27E02</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to the birthplace of Pope Francis, where they visit the church where he was baptized. Also, Racers are driven up a wall when they learn a tango with a twist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511081857 +0000" stop="20260511090229 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where My Dogs At? - S27E03</title>
    <desc>Contestants must pay attention to detail during a meaty challenge and one team's mistake leads to a penalty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511090229 +0000" stop="20260511094601 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Old Fashioned Spit in the Face - S27E04</title>
    <desc>As Racers soar high above the breathtaking Victoria Falls toward a double U-turn, Team Texas uses their express pass in the hopes of eliminating The Green Team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511094601 +0000" stop="20260511102929 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Jungle - S27E05</title>
    <desc>Teams conquer their fears in Zambia, Africa, when they plunge more than 250 feet over the Zambezi River, feed a trio of crocodiles, and walk with lions through the jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511102929 +0000" stop="20260511111230 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Tongue Doesn't Even Twist That Way - S27E06</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to Paris where Racers soar high above the French countryside and “drop mics” with a popular French rapper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111230 +0000" stop="20260511115601 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Speed Ahead, Captain! - S27E07</title>
    <desc>One Team risks falling to the back of the pack after taking a break to sight-see, and Racers take a big jump when faced with a Double-Dutch Detour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115601 +0000" stop="20260511123932 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krakow, I'm Gonna Get You - S27E08</title>
    <desc>Teams hit the town in Krakow, Poland with local street musicians to earn a hard day’s pay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511123932 +0000" stop="20260511132304 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Always the Quiet Ones - S27E09</title>
    <desc>With only six teams remaining, the competition heats up when Racers face a U-Turn, and some teams enjoy the sweet taste of victory after a candy making challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511132304 +0000" stop="20260511140608 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Fun, Baby! - S27E10</title>
    <desc>Racers face a third U-turn for the first time in the show's history, and teams try to power through an exhausting, late night detour on their way to an Indian wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511140608 +0000" stop="20260511144904 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It’s Not Easy Beating Green - S27E11</title>
    <desc>The final four teams race through Hong Kong and Macau, China where they take part in a spectacular water show at The House of Dancing Water and compete for a chance to race in the final leg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511144904 +0000" stop="20260511153220 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Got a Chance, Baby! - S27E12</title>
    <desc>The final 3 teams race to Long Island, New York where, after five continents, 10 countries, and more than 34,000 miles, one will be crowned winners and awarded the $1 million prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511153220 +0000" stop="20260511161606 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Should've Been a Boy Scout - S28E01</title>
    <desc>In a series first, 11 new teams of social media stars depart from their own homes all across the country and head for Mexico City, where they set off fireworks and dig deep at an archaeological Roadblock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511161606 +0000" stop="20260511165936 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Look Like Gollum - S28E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time ever, the Race travels to Colombia, where Racers go mud-diving for emeralds in a volcano.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511165936 +0000" stop="20260511174306 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bros Being Jocks - S28E03</title>
    <desc>The race continues in Colombia, where claustrophobia could prevent a racer from going deep into the catacombs to retrieve their next clue.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
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    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy - S06E30</title>
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    <title>The Possession - S06E31</title>
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    <title>The Silence - S06E33</title>
    <desc>Have Gumball and Darwin finally run out of things to say to each other?</desc>
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    <title>The Future - S06E34</title>
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    <title>The Wish - S06E35</title>
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    <title>The Factory - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin save the day at the Rainbow Factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Agent - S06E37</title>
    <desc>On a top secret school assignment Gumball acts like a certain suave British secret agent.</desc>
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    <title>The Web - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Nicole a crash course in computers.</desc>
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    <title>The Mess - S06E39</title>
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    <title>The Heart - S06E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robinson tries and repeatedly fails to win back Gumball and Darwin’s friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolt - S06E41</title>
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    <title>The Decisions - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Darwin has finally had enough of Gumball’s advice and seeks a new mentor.</desc>
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    <title>The BFFS - S06E43</title>
    <desc>When Gumball’s old BFF turns up, Darwin gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>The Inquisition - S06E44</title>
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    <title>The Burger - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After Miss Simian scares her class with a lesson on the dangers of eating fast food, Gumball and Darwin find it impossible to eat healthy due to high prices and ubiquitous marketing in their society due to the literal fast food monopolist, Mr. Bilderburger, who owns every food chain in Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Assistant - S07E02</title>
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    <title>The Distance - S07E03</title>
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    <title>The Thing - S07E04</title>
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    <title>The Butts - S07E05</title>
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    <title>The Traffic - S07E06</title>
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    <title>The Astrological - S07E07</title>
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    <title>The Cheerleader - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons help Richard get on the school's cheerleading team and finally beat the generational trauma of having his dreams crushed by family members who don't believe in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boring - S07E09</title>
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    <title>The Teacher - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's phone is confiscated, he follows Miss Simian and discovers that she is involved in a string of shady deals in order to get school supplies due to lack of educational funding.</desc>
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    <title>The App - S07E11</title>
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    <title>The Entrance - S07E12</title>
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    <title>The Letter - S07E13</title>
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    <title>The Gut - S07E14</title>
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    <title>The Wrinkle - S07E15</title>
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    <title>The Gourmet - S07E16</title>
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    <title>The Pool - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When Gumball, Darwin and Richard discover Mr. Robinson has a luxury above-ground pool, they try to get a dive in. However, after accidentally draining all the water, they must refill the pool before Mr. Robinson finds out.</desc>
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    <title>The Portrait - S07E18</title>
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    <title>The Climb - S07E19</title>
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    <title>The Amadain - S07E20</title>
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    <title>The Summoning - S07E21</title>
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    <title>The Trumpet - S07E24</title>
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    <title>The Synthesis - S07E25</title>
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    <title>The Cheapmas - S07E26</title>
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    <title>The Score - S07E27</title>
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    <title>The Diary - S07E28</title>
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    <title>The Survivalists - S07E31</title>
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    <title>The Labels - S07E32</title>
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    <title>The Fools - S07E33</title>
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    <title>The Homework - S07E34</title>
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    <title>The Sonder - S07E35</title>
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    <title>The Mister - S07E36</title>
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    <title>The Tracking - S07E37</title>
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    <title>The Pants - S07E38</title>
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    <title>The Necroprancer - S07E39</title>
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    <title>The Rewrite - S07E40</title>
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    <title>The DVD - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
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    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Quest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoon - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
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    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
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    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
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    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
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    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
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    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
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    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
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    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Wand - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The guys share the power of magic with Dad.</desc>
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    <title>The Ape - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian cozies up to Gumball in order to win an award</desc>
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    <title>The Car - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are eager enough to do numerous chores at Mr. Robinson's house, until they accidentally destroy his car.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball's good day turns bad to worse throughout his school day, much to the point where he believes he is "cursed".</desc>
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    <title>The Microwave - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gumball creates a creature, made of every gross thing he could find, with a cannibalistic appetite.</desc>
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    <title>The Meddler - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Seeing Gumball in need of attention, Nicole hangs out with him at school, which becomes increasingly embarrassing for her son.</desc>
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    <title>The Helmet - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball wears a lucky helmet, but it tears his family apart.</desc>
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    <title>The Fight - S01E36</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's bullying problem, Tina Rex demands to have a fight with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Remote - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Watterson family fights over the remote when they realize everything they want to watch comes on at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>The Colossus - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin upset a giant.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Tobias compete for Penny's affection by putting on the lamest duel in history.</desc>
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    <title>The Fridge - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mom tries to inspire Gumball to develop ambition.</desc>
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    <title>The Flower - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is jealous when he sees Leslie with Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Banana - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball seeks justice when Banana Joe chews Darwin's pen.</desc>
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    <title>The Phone - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Darwin develops a texting addiction when he and Gumball get their first cell phone.</desc>
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    <title>The Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Richard gets a job as a pizza delivery man, which worries Nicole when strange things begin to occur around the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais go to a haunted-house party.</desc>
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    <title>The Treasure - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Anais hunts for hidden treasure after uncovering a secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Apology - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian owes Gumball an apology.</desc>
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    <title>The Words - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darwin tries to be more direct with Gumball as his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Skull - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys befriend a compulsive liar.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bobert becomes Gumball's servant and obeys every command he receives.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it's up to them to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Watch - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The guys try to retrieve a family heirloom from an old man.</desc>
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    <title>The Bumpkin - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball envies rural life and asks Idaho to teach his family to live like potatoes.</desc>
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    <title>The Flakers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Darwin abandons Gumball when faced with a beating by Tina, so Gumball plots revenge.</desc>
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    <title>The Authority - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Richard is hospitalized from an accident, Granny JoJo is overprotective and puts the family in danger, which leads Nicole to disagree with her parenting style.</desc>
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    <title>The Virus - S02E20</title>
    <desc>An evil virus seeks vengeance on Gumball, Darwin, and Teri after they wipe out his army of bacteria.</desc>
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    <title>The Pony - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin rent a film to watch with Anais, but they keep getting distracted on their way home.</desc>
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    <title>The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Richard gets upset when he realizes Gumball and Darwin think of him as a laughing stock.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream - S02E23</title>
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    <title>The Sidekick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to get a game back from Tobias, but Darwin begins to feel like he is just a sidekick to Gumball.</desc>
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    <title>The Photo - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to look good in the school photos.</desc>
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    <title>The Tag - S02E26</title>
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    <title>The Storm - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A plot to improve Alan and Carmen's relationship backfires, and Gumball has to reunite them.</desc>
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    <title>The Lesson - S02E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin cheat on their math test, they get detention from Principal Brown, and have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S02E29</title>
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    <title>The Limit - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Mom lets the Wattersons have it in a supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>The Voice - S02E31</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin receive a scary email, everyone is a suspect... including themselves!</desc>
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    <title>The Promise - S02E32</title>
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    <title>The Castle - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Nicole is away "anything goes" and Richard's lack of rules soon attracts unwelcome house guests.</desc>
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    <title>The Boombox - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to understand Juke's urgent beatbox message.</desc>
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    <title>The Tape - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fail to make instant home movie classics.</desc>
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    <title>The Sweaters - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's reputation is challenged and they really couldn't care less...</desc>
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    <title>The Internet - S02E37</title>
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    <title>The Plan - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Watterson kids come up with a fool-proof plan to save Nicole, but is it Gumball-proof?</desc>
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    <title>The World - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The life of the "inanimate" objects of Elmore are shown in a series of short skits.</desc>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's voices start to break.</desc>
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    <title>The Fan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>New Elmore Junior High student Sarah becomes Gumball and Darwin's obsessive number-one fan.</desc>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The new coach at Elmore Junior High stands up to Jamie.</desc>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian has to save herself from a contagious Joy virus infecting Elmore Junior High.</desc>
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    <desc>The Watterson children's long-awaited pet puppy turns out to be a turtle which hates them.</desc>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the secret behind their classmate Anton's immortality.</desc>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns his real name.</desc>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Skits about the random extra characters seen throughout the series.</desc>
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    <title>The Gripes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin begin to complain about every little thing in their lives, the people of Elmore City mistakenly assumes charity cases and put together a benefit to raise money for them, leaving them having to fix the mix-up.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While driving to a campground, Nicole tells a horror story, which slowly starts to come true as their car breaks down and a stranger comes to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraud - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover Principal Brown's diploma is a fake.</desc>
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    <title>The Void - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery....about Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robertson has a stress attack and needs a  stuffing transfusion from his son Rocky the janitor. He won't take it unless Rocky gets a better job in life. Rocky gets one with Chanax, where he becomes a work drone. Gumball and Darwin now need to get Rocky's soul back from his boss in order to get him to surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Move - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clayton may be a liar, but Gumball discovers he wasn't lying about his awesome martial arts move.</desc>
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    <title>The Law - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Doughnut Sheriff shows Gumball and Darwin that the smallest misdemeanor can lead to a breakdown in law.</desc>
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    <title>The Allergy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball needs to find a cure for Darwin's allergy before he sneezes Elmore off the map.</desc>
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    <title>The Mothers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's Mother's Day and kids put their moms through a series of tests to determine who has the World's Greatest Mom.</desc>
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    <title>The Password - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are shocked to discover that Anais is Dad's favorite child.</desc>
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    <title>The Procrastinators - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin spend the day doing other things instead of taking out the trash like their mother told them to do before she got back home.</desc>
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    <title>The Shell - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball inadvertently cracks open Penny's shell, and discovers who she really is inside...</desc>
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    <title>The Burden - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are left in charge of the class pet hamster, but they end up leaving it at school over the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>The Bros - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes jealous of Gumball and Penny's new relationship and sets out to find information that will break them up.</desc>
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    <title>The Mirror - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to forward an e-mail purportedly sent by a ghost, against Darwin's advice. When a curse begins to take effect and their family is dragged into another dimension, Gumball and Darwin seek Carrie's help to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Granny Jojo brings her new boyfriend to dinner at the Watterson household, Richard forbids her from seeing the boyfriend again.</desc>
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    <title>The Pizza - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have had a bad day, but it turns out Larry has too and it's about to get worse . . . for everyone!</desc>
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    <title>The Lie - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Noticing that everyone is in the doldrums of January, Gumball and Anais invent a new holiday to spark excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin let loose a butterfly from a jar, causing all sorts of chaos throughout the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to figure out the meaning of life after coming down from a sugar rush.</desc>
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    <title>The Saint - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries his hardest to get Alan angry to prove Alan is just like everyone else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511023358 +0000" stop="20260511024448 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais make up an imaginary friend who turns out to be all too real.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511024448 +0000" stop="20260511025538 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S03E31</title>
    <desc>After discovering a prophetic painting depicting Gumball's naked run through the mall, he is determined to avoid that outcome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511025538 +0000" stop="20260511030628 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Safety - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after seeing a video in class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511030628 +0000" stop="20260511031718 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Society - S03E33</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns the school has a secret society, he is determined, and irritating, to become a part of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511031718 +0000" stop="20260511032808 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spoiler - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin have to wait to see a movie, they must go an entire week without someone spoiling the plot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511032808 +0000" stop="20260511033858 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Countdown - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian threatens to expel the boys if they are late for school, so they race a clock in order to arrive on time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511033858 +0000" stop="20260511034948 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nobody - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin investigate the disappearance  of the family's stuff only to find out some stranger is living in the house with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511034948 +0000" stop="20260511040118 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Downer - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's family tries to cheer him out of an inexplicable lousy mood, he wishes they would all disappear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511040118 +0000" stop="20260511041217 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg - S03E38</title>
    <desc>When Nicole arranges a playdate for Anais with a classy family, the Wattersons try desperately to impress them.</desc>
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    <title>The Triangle - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball grows jealous of Darwin's new talent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511042355 +0000" stop="20260511043445 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S03E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons become poor when Richard loses all their money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511043445 +0000" stop="20260511044545 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Richard tries to find the kids before Nicole realizes they're gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511044545 +0000" stop="20260511045635 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nemesis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Rob, who once swore to wreak vengeance on them, has been trying to destroy them for some time… but his traps never work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511045635 +0000" stop="20260511050813 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crew - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin decide it's time they join a crew, they agree that the coolest posse in Elmore is the Senior Citizens. They do everything they can to fit in with them, going to extraordinary lengths to prove themselves worthy of running (well, walking very slowly) with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511050813 +0000" stop="20260511051951 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Others - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Anais reveals that she's in the grade above them at school, Gumball and Darwin's eyes are suddenly opened to a whole new world of other students at Elmore Junior High. Gumball is horrified to learn that there are a bunch of characters who are barely aware of his existence and is determined to force his way into their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511051951 +0000" stop="20260511053129 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signature - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dad discovers that Granny Jojo and Louie are planning to get married and move to Florida. To stop this happening he adopts Louie so that he can forbid him from marrying Granny Jojo. But this triggers a series of adoptions within the family which quickly spirals out of control, and causes the unexpected return of someone from Dad's past</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511053129 +0000" stop="20260511054258 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Check - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The kids get a check from Grandpa Louie and argue about how to spend the money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511054258 +0000" stop="20260511055436 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pest - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais deal with a classmate who is bothering her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511055436 +0000" stop="20260511060526 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sale - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are devastated to learn that Mr. Robinson is selling his house and leaving town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511060526 +0000" stop="20260511061704 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After the receive an extravagant invite to Masami's birthday party, Gumball and Darwin are anxious to find just the right gift for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511061704 +0000" stop="20260511062843 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parking - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons struggle to find a space in the mall parking lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511062843 +0000" stop="20260511064020 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Routine - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Richard goes to the store to buy mayonnaise, but this task turns into an epic adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511064020 +0000" stop="20260511065158 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Upgrade - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Bobert gets updated software, but finds a few problems with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511065158 +0000" stop="20260511070336 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comic - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball is the star of his own comic, but struggles to match up to his heroic alter ego.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511070336 +0000" stop="20260511071503 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Romantic - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to woo Penny with romantic gestures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511071503 +0000" stop="20260511072641 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uploads - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to tear themselves away from the internet, but end up falling down the Elmore Stream-hole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511072641 +0000" stop="20260511073819 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides that the best way to prove to Mr. Fitzgerald that he's good enough for Penny is to become his apprentice for the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511073819 +0000" stop="20260511074958 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hug - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When Darwin taunts Gumball about how predictable he is, Gumball tries to prove that he can still surprise his buddy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511074958 +0000" stop="20260511080048 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wicked - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find a single nice quality about their neighbor, Mrs. Robinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511080048 +0000" stop="20260511081226 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After Gumball gets ditched by Alan, he decides to track Alan down and make him feel bad.</desc>
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    <title>The Origins: Part 1 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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    <title>The Origins: Part 2 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511083542 +0000" stop="20260511084633 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girlfriend - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jamie decides to make Darwin her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511084633 +0000" stop="20260511085723 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Advice - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin take Mr. Small's advice out of pity and it causes destruction throughout the school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511085723 +0000" stop="20260511090813 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signal - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mysterious interruptions plaguing Elmore cause a strain between Gumball and Darwin, while Richard tearfully has to part with his television set when he can't fix it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511090813 +0000" stop="20260511091951 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parasite - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fear that Anais is being taken advantage of by a friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Love - S04E26</title>
    <desc>After Bobert the robot confesses to Gumball and Darwin that he's fallen in love, a musical number and series of vignettes illustrate what love is and how the people of Elmore express it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511093130 +0000" stop="20260511094307 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awkwardness - S04E27</title>
    <desc>A simple run to the store for ketchup leads Gumball to once again encounter The Hot Dog Guy (from "The Hug") and try to get away from him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511094307 +0000" stop="20260511095358 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nest - S04E28</title>
    <desc>A neighbor disappears and the Wattersons investigate, but discover the culprit may be their Evil Turtle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511095358 +0000" stop="20260511100536 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Points - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin offer to do chores for Tobias to earn bonus points for a video game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511100536 +0000" stop="20260511101626 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Rocky convinces the kids on the bus that they don't have to go to school, little do the kids know that Rocky as well as some other adults are trying to teach them a lesson about skipping school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511101626 +0000" stop="20260511102804 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night - S04E31</title>
    <desc>The Moon examines dreams of Elmore residents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511102804 +0000" stop="20260511103854 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misunderstandings - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball has a misunderstanding with Penny about a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511103854 +0000" stop="20260511104944 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roots - S04E33</title>
    <desc>The family try to make Darwin connect with his fish roots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511104944 +0000" stop="20260511110034 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blame - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Billy passes out after playing video games and his mother tries to ban them, forcing Gumball and Darwin to defend them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511110034 +0000" stop="20260511111125 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slap - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball feels left out when Tobias doesn't greet him with his special high five slap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511111125 +0000" stop="20260511112215 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Anais believes Gumball and Darwin have stolen Daisy, so she sets out to find them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511112215 +0000" stop="20260511113307 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fury - S04E37</title>
    <desc>A strange figure arrives and insults Nicole, but the kids are surprised when Nicole doesn't fight back.</desc>
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    <title>The Compilation - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Odd internet clips are recalled by the people of Elmore.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511114445 +0000" stop="20260511115603 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When everyone in school has had it with Molly's tedious stories, Gumball and Darwin have a plan to get her a new story she'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511115603 +0000" stop="20260511120743 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disaster - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Rob finds a remote that controls the universe and travels back in time to enact revenge on Gumball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511120743 +0000" stop="20260511121917 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Re-Run - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball continues to fight against Rob's attempt to destroy his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511121917 +0000" stop="20260511123035 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Anais makes friends with an awkward kid named Josh, but Gumball and Darwin think there's something wrong with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boredom - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On a boring Saturday afternoon, Gumball and Darwin decide to find something interesting to do — only to either miss out or pass by all of the weird events happening around them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511124209 +0000" stop="20260511125326 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vision - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball accidentally takes Alan the balloon's gym bag and finds a flash drive containing a manifesto outlining Alan's House of Cards-esque rise to power through Elmore Junior High's student council.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511125326 +0000" stop="20260511130502 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choices - S05E06</title>
    <desc>During a disastrous dinner at home, Nicole flashes back to her childhood, where she first met Richard while trying to make it to a karate tournament, and wonders what life would be like if she never met him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511130502 +0000" stop="20260511131621 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After the wifi goes down (and Richard confesses that their connection is from the Robinsons as the Wattersons' credit is so bad, they can't afford to get the Internet for themselves), Gumball and Darwin try to live without Internet by making real-life equivalents of everything associated with the Internet (email, social media, gaming, leaving bad reviews for products and services). When that doesn't work, the Watterson kids decide to hack Mr. Robinson's account.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511131621 +0000" stop="20260511132712 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scam - S04E39</title>
    <desc>In this tribute to Ghostbusters, Gumball scares the whole city with Carrie by making up a story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511132712 +0000" stop="20260511133844 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Test - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball takes a personality test that labels him "The Loser" and he tries to shake the label.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511133844 +0000" stop="20260511135002 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slide - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Rocky decides to stop living life online, and find love on a dating app, and Gumball and Darwin try to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511135002 +0000" stop="20260511140052 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loophole - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Bobert instructions so he will behave in a safe and responsible manner, but he applies his logic to their rules.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511140052 +0000" stop="20260511141142 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copycats - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of goat and frog siblings that copy everything they do and say. Then they find out this copycat family is making money online from imitating the Watterson family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511141142 +0000" stop="20260511142316 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Potato - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Darwin has lunch with Idaho, he decides to stop eating potatoes in solidarity with his brotato, but he finds his obsession with his favorite food harder to kick than he ever imagined, so Gumball decides to help his friend curb his carb cravings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511142316 +0000" stop="20260511143406 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fuss - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Nicole tries, and fails, to hide her disappointment when Richard and the kids fail to remember her special day. Richard has to figure out what special day he has actually forgotten and then make it a day to remember or else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511143406 +0000" stop="20260511144456 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outside - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When the family goes to visit Richard's dad, Frankie, who lives in a trailer in the town dump, they assume that he's done time in prison based on his extended absence from Richard's life and try to make him feel more at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511144456 +0000" stop="20260511145546 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vase - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sick of Granny Jojo's ugly gifts, Nicole encourages the kids to take matters into their own hands and accidentally break her latest hideous vase. But when Gumball, Darwin and Anais try to destroy it, they discover it is more robust than it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260511145546 +0000" stop="20260511150637 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Matchmaker - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball enlists Carrie to help bring Darwin and Teri together, but when they can't make Darwin and Teri's love blossom naturally, they decide to make it happen supernaturally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260511150637 +0000" stop="20260511151727 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons receive an unmarked package in the mail. To distract themselves from the urge to open it they all take turns to imagine what it might contain.</desc>
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    <title>The Ollie - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball teaches Darwin everything he knows about the world of skateboarding.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Mr. Wilson has been picking on their Dad for most of his life; ever since he humiliated Richard with a high school prank. The kids try to work Dad through it but when their efforts fail, they realize that getting back at Mr. Wilson is the only way to break the cycle.</desc>
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    <title>The Stars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Dad gives Larry’s hairdresser a bad review for saying he’s bald, he gets offered a free haircut. This inspires Gumball and Darwin to go on a reviewing spree across town, forcing Larry to give them stuff with the threat of a bad review. Just because the customer is always right doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Grades - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian discovers a failed test from Gumball’s past that brings down his grade point average. This means he has to retake kindergarten all over again, much to her delight. But by demoting him, Miss Simian has inadvertently brought herself down, and they’re left with no choice but to team up if they want things back to normal.</desc>
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    <title>The Diet - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the reason Dad’s diet wasn’t working was that he was actually one of 10 of them and eating a meal for each of them. They eventually manage to help him lose weight, but Richard’s newfound buffness also brings out his more obnoxious side.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
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    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
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    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
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    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
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    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
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    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
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    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Richard goes on strike to prove that his work around the house is under appreciated by Nicole.</desc>
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    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Darwin is delighted when they discover their old childhood toys, but soon realizes that some things are best left in the past.</desc>
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    <title>The Nuisance - S05E37</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S05E38</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Darwin ends up in detention with Julius Oppenheimer Jr. for trying to fix Julius' vandalism, and Julius cons Darwin into being part of his gang... but soon regrets it when everything Darwin does goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>POW / MIA Bike 3 - S01E18</title>
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    <title>NY Jets Bike - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Miller Electric 1 - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Miller Electric 2 - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Leno Bike 1 - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Hopes are high and spirits soar as OCC's battle to build the P.O.W./M.I.A. bike rages on. But design changes and last minute setbacks bring Paul Sr.'s patriotic tribute to a crashing halt.</desc>
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    <title>Leno Bike 2 - S01E23</title>
    <desc>With the deadline closing in on Paul Sr.'s P.O.W./M.I.A bike, emotions run high. The OCC crew joins forces to complete the heartfelt tribute before it's public debut but last minute delays and unexpected setbacks leave it's fate h...</desc>
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    <title>Liberty Bike 1 - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Liberty Bike 2 - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Dixie Chopper 1 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Teutuls go Hollywood when Tonight Show host Jay Leno commissions a modern version of his favorite classic bike, 1939 Brough Superior. The excitement fades when Paulie discovers that the bike's frame is too small to accommodate th</desc>
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    <title>Dixie Chopper 2 - S01E27</title>
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    <title>Mikey/ Vinnie Bike 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With Junior and Senior heading out of town to be on The Tonight Show, Mikey and Vinnie get the opportunity to create their own one-of-a-kind chopper and the good times come to a halt when OCC's new Director of Operations, Keith Quill, expects the bike to be finished in time for a New Orleans bike show around the corner.</desc>
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    <title>Mikey/ Vinnie Bike 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Mikey/Vinnie Bike steadily reaches completion, despite Keith acting like Paul Sr. and sending Mikey home for being late for work. The hard work pays off when the bike is ready for its debut, with one small problem: It won't start.</desc>
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    <title>I, Robot Bike 1 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To commemorate the release of Will Smith's new 20th Century Fox movie, I, Robot, the OCC crew is kicked into high-gear to come up with a unique design to display at the movie's Hollywood premeire. Arguments over design and time strike a familiar cord that may threaten this bike reaching its star-struck debut.</desc>
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    <title>I, Robot Bike 2 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's California dreaming as the boys of OCC get their latest creation ready for its red-carpet debut out West. While they're waiting for paint and chrome work to be completed, Paulie and Vinnie get to work souping up Mikey's ""chick magnet"" â€” his 50-cc scooter. But comedy turns to drama when a few missing parts prevent final assembly of the Robo-Bike.</desc>
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    <title>Davis Love III Bike - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Pro golfer Davis Love III gets a one-of-a-kind birthday present when his wife Robin gets the Teutuls to build him a custom old-school chopper to contradict the easy-going personality he has on the green.</desc>
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    <title>Lance Armstrong Bike 1 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A tribute to six-time Tour De France winner and cancer survivor, Lance Armstrong and his Livestrong Foundation.--MCE
highlights:
-Mikey puts his old car to sleep, he and the rest of the crew trash his old car.
-Rick gets his hand ground up in the drill press. He gets a cast put on it and is still able to work.</desc>
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    <title>Lance Armstrong Bike 2 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Tour de France is in its final stages as work continues on Lance Armstrong's Livestrong bike. With their deadline looming, the team struggles to put the finishing touches on the exhaust system in time to get the chopper to Justin and Nub Grafix for paint. But when the bike returns, engine problems linger, putting the pressure on Junior to fix the mystery problem before OCC presents the gift to Lance on The Tonight Show.</desc>
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    <title>Police Bike 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After dedicating a bike to the firefighters of America, OCC decides it's time to do one for the boys in blue. After visiting a police training facility in upstate New York, and pepper spraying Keith, Paul Jr. and Vinnie nail out the details of this one of a kind bike, such as a sidecar and the intricate lighting system.</desc>
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    <title>Police Bike 2 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It's crunch time for OCC as they rush to complete their tribute to the boys in blue. Tensions in the shop rise to complete this one of a kind bike in time.
Episode highlights: Mikey drowns a pick-up truck in a pond, and Rick and Vinnie try out the effectiveness of the Police Bike's sirens.</desc>
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    <title>David Mann Bike 1 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A trip down memory lane while at Sturgis inspires Senior to build a tribute to biker legend and artist (and one of Senior's personal heroes) David Mann. But throughout the build Senior struggles with problems, from Paulie showing up late to work to never-ending fights with Mike. Then, after a trip to the dentist leaves Mike in an anesthetized stupor, Senior and Rick are left to work on the handlebars without his input. Will his empty spot slow down the build, or will Senior and Rick survive on their own?</desc>
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    <title>David Mann Bike 2 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The David Mann tribute takes on new meaning for Paul Sr. upon learning that David Mann passed away. More problems emerge when Paul Sr. gets fed up with JB Graphix taking too long with the paint job and not getting it right the first time. Things look up when Paul gets the idea to have an artist make a painting of the completed bike in David Mann's style, and run off three-thousand prints to be auctioned off to help pay for David Mann's hospital bills.
Dedicated to the memories of David Mann (9/10/42-9/11/04) and Indian Larry (3/28/49-8/30/04).</desc>
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    <title>Sleigh Bike - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Continuing a tradition last year, Paul Sr. gathers his faithful elves Rick, Mike, and Mikey to create a one of a kind sleigh to be hitched to the Santa Bike. As the sleigh gets painted.
Paul Jr. and girlfriend Whitney hit the Montgomery Toys ""R"" Us to buy presents for unfortunate families in the area. All goes without a hitch, as Elf Paulie and Santa Mikey deliver presents for the children this Merry day.</desc>
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    <title>Carroll Shelby Bike 1 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>""The American chopper meets the American muscle car...""
Truer words were never spoken as the Teutel men head down to Dallas, Texas to check out Mustang legend, Carroll Shelby's show room and race track. Proposed with the idea of making a chopper based on Carroll Shelby's Mustang hot rods, Paul Jr. nails out some of the finer points of the bike, and calls for some of the most extensive fabrication to date.</desc>
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    <title>Carroll Shelby Bike 2 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It's moving day for OCC when the guys move out to a bigger facility closer to Montgomery, New York. The final stages of fabrication on the Carroll Shelby Bike become complicated when Keith has the equipment moved right out under Vinnie and Rick's noses. After moving into the bigger facility, the bike snaps together but when engine problems similar to those that plagued the Comanche threaten to pull the plug on this Mustang-inspired masterpiece for its unveiling at a Las Vegas auto show.
Episode Highlights:   -Gus locks Paul Sr. out of his Hummer.   -Mikey and the guys trash the old shop.   -Paul Sr. runs his Expedition through the old shop.   -New York Governor George Pataki visits the new OCC shop.</desc>
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    <title>Lincoln Mark LT Bike 1 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Lincoln motor company. A name that means elegance and superior handling. So how does a subsidiary car company of Ford celebrate the release of their first pick-up truck? Get OCC to build a custom chopper, of course! In a day full of test rides and crashing trucks, Paulie, Vin, and Rick nail out some of the details on this bike and test out their new FloJet machine.</desc>
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    <title>Lincoln Mark LT Bike 2 - S02E16</title>
    <desc>As work continues on the Lincoln Bike, Mikey pitches in to complete some extra features and to keep the guys on schedule. Then, after the bike goes out for its paint job, Junior and crew travel to Washington, D.C., to visit injured troops at Walter Reed Memorial Hospital. Back in New York, the rivalry between Orange County Choppers and Orange County Iron Works is played out in a hardcore game of dodge ball. But too much play and little work means a final scramble to finish the build when the crew encounters huge problems during the bike's final assembly.</desc>
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    <title>Junior's Dream Bike 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Paul Jr. decides it's time to build himself a bike, but not just any bike. Taking some design cues from the Spider-Man Bike and the Black Widow, he sets out to create an original web-theme bike.</desc>
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    <title>Junior's Dream Bike 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>As Paulie finishes the Web Bike, completing the trilogy, Rick and Vinnie get the opportunity of a lifetime and take a ride in an F-16. Meanwhile, Mikey, Senior and crew pitch in to create a new sign for Orange County Choppers.</desc>
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    <title>Caterpillar Bike 1 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>OCC's next project has them building a chopper based on a Caterpillar bulldozer, but things don't go as well at the shop when Paul Jr. and Mike Campo can't agree on the bike's design.</desc>
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    <title>Caterpillar Bike 2 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After butting heads on Mike Campo's fender and exhaust system, it's back to the drawing board for Paul Jr., much to the charign of his old man. Despite the problems with design, Paul Jr. has other worries to contend with: the paint and powder coat don't match.</desc>
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    <title>Gillette Bike 1 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The guys around the shop are looking a little scruffy, and it's a good thing they're getting free razors for their next project: designing a chopper for the Gillette Razor comapny. Paul Jr.'s latest designs have him going sleek, stealthy, and cutting edge for this one.</desc>
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    <title>Gillette Bike 2 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As the final days of fabrication come to an end, the Gillette Bike is then sent out for paint and chrome. It then becomes a mad scramble to get this latest OCC creation assembled and in time for its debut.</desc>
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    <title>NAPA Drag Bike - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The guys at OCC go to drag racing school in New Jersey to prepare to build a drag bike for NAPA. Junior designs a bike unlike any other, as it'll have a straight speed of 140 mph, and will be used in actual races on the quarter mile drag track.</desc>
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    <title>NAPA Drag Bike 2 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>On this episode of American Chopper, OCC finishes the NAPA bike and Vinnie races it down the strip in an actual drag race.</desc>
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    <title>Military Bike 1 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Teutuls are given the opportunity to participate in a charity auction to benefit the familes of wounded or dead soldiers.  Paul Jr. and Sr. compete to design two different bikes to be auctioned off and a tense competition is underway.  Meanwhile, Paul Sr. gives his mom back her 1984 Cadillac Deville, completely restored.</desc>
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    <title>Military Bike 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as Senior and Junior compete to assemble and complete their bikes when they come back from paint, powdercoat, and chrome. When Senior pulls ahead, Junior gets the last laugh when he manages to get his bike started with the absence of a gas tank and a rear wheel.</desc>
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    <title>Yankees Bike 1 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>OCC is given the oppurtunity to build a Yankee-inspired bike for the Jorge Posada Foundation. Paul Jr. takes to the field in designing a one-of-a-kind baseball themed bike that includes bat-shaped handlebars and a primary cover with an etching of Yankee Stadium. Struck with inspiration, Paul Sr. arranges for a softball game between OCC and Orange County Ironworks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260510230706 +0000" stop="20260510235314 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yankees Bike 2 - S03E12