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    <title>Gym/Birthday/Restaurant - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery</title>
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    <title>still... because of slavery - S01E03</title>
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    <title>yo, between you and me... this is because of slavery - S01E05</title>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
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    <title>And the Turtle Sense - S06E15</title>
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    <title>And the Tease Time - S06E16</title>
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    <title>And the Jessica Shmessica - S06E17</title>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
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    <title>And the Baby and Other Things - S06E19</title>
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    <title>And the Alley-Oops - S06E20</title>
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    <title>And the Rock Me on the Dais - S06E21</title>
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    <title>And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>And the Break-Up Scene - S01E02</title>
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    <title>And Strokes of Goodwill - S01E03</title>
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    <title>And the Rich People Problems - S01E04</title>
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    <title>And the '90s Horse Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>And the Disappearing Bed - S01E06</title>
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    <title>And the Pretty Problem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>And Hoarder Culture - S01E08</title>
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    <title>And the Really Petty Cash - S01E09</title>
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    <title>And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
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    <title>And the Reality Check - S01E11</title>
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    <title>And the Pop-Up Sale - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
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    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174256 +0000" stop="20260915180651 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180651 +0000" stop="20260915183040 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183040 +0000" stop="20260915185403 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185403 +0000" stop="20260915191754 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191754 +0000" stop="20260915194127 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120233 +0000" stop="20260915122431 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122431 +0000" stop="20260915124630 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124630 +0000" stop="20260915130828 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130828 +0000" stop="20260915133026 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133026 +0000" stop="20260915135224 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135224 +0000" stop="20260915141421 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141421 +0000" stop="20260915143619 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143619 +0000" stop="20260915145818 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145818 +0000" stop="20260915152016 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152016 +0000" stop="20260915154216 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154216 +0000" stop="20260915160415 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160415 +0000" stop="20260915162613 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162613 +0000" stop="20260915164811 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164811 +0000" stop="20260915171008 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171008 +0000" stop="20260915173205 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173205 +0000" stop="20260915175403 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175403 +0000" stop="20260915181601 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181601 +0000" stop="20260915183759 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183759 +0000" stop="20260915185957 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185957 +0000" stop="20260915192155 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192155 +0000" stop="20260915194353 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121043 +0000" stop="20260915123644 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123644 +0000" stop="20260915130116 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130116 +0000" stop="20260915132542 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132542 +0000" stop="20260915135000 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135000 +0000" stop="20260915141416 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141416 +0000" stop="20260915143832 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143832 +0000" stop="20260915150248 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150248 +0000" stop="20260915152706 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152706 +0000" stop="20260915155122 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155122 +0000" stop="20260915161708 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161708 +0000" stop="20260915164123 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164123 +0000" stop="20260915170549 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170549 +0000" stop="20260915173005 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173005 +0000" stop="20260915175437 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175437 +0000" stop="20260915181859 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181859 +0000" stop="20260915184321 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184321 +0000" stop="20260915190933 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190933 +0000" stop="20260915193415 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193415 +0000" stop="20260915200017 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121843 +0000" stop="20260915130140 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Following an intense and deadly shootout, Jack and Kate are in a race against time to save the life of a key player tied to the imminent terror threat. Meanwhile, Jordan Reed is ordered into the field on a perilous mission. Then, after President Heller engages Margot to end her savage attacks, he faces an unthinkable, game-changing decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130140 +0000" stop="20260915134531 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer and President Heller endure the unthinkable to thwart the terror attacks of mastermind Margot Al-Harazi. Meanwhile, CIA agent Jordan Reed faces a life-or-death struggle and Kate takes drastic measures to track down Margot before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134531 +0000" stop="20260915142905 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe have a plan in place to eliminate the terrorist threat before any more attacks rock London. With no time to spare and lives on the line, Jack and Kate pursue crucial leads in an attempt to gain the upper hand on the incredibly  intense circumstances. Meanwhile, key players reveal their true colors. intense circumstances. Meanwhile, key players reveal their true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142905 +0000" stop="20260915151159 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer's harrowing day crescendos as he pursues final leads at all costs. The emotional toll of the day's events escalates when Kate Morgan learns the truth about her husband and Audrey confronts Boudreau about his duplicity. Making matters incredibly worse, the scope of the terror threat widens and the potential devastation reaches new heights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151159 +0000" stop="20260915155450 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Audrey pursues diplomatic channels to try to prevent a full-scale war. Meanwhile, Jack Bauer leads Kate Morgan and Mark Boudreau on a mission to locate their target before it's too late and the world is changed forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155450 +0000" stop="20260915163848 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S09E12</title>
    <desc>The clock ticks toward the final seconds of Jack Bauer's most heroic day. As the world teeters on a terror plot of mass proportions, Jack and the team reunite one last time to avert an imminent international crisis. With little time left and the fate of the free world on the line, Jack is faced with an unthinkable and grave decision. Lives will be lost and the American administration will grapple with the day's most devastating news as the clock stops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163848 +0000" stop="20260915172134 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It is California Presidential Primary Day in Los Angeles and the longest day of Federal Agent Jack Bauer's life is about to begin. Jack has just patched his family back together after a trying separation. Midnight finds Jack playing chess with his teenage daughter Kim. As she goes to bed, Jack gets a call from Nina Myers, his coworker at the Los Angeles Counter Terrorist Unit, telling him to come in for an emergency meeting. Jack has no choice but to report in, but he and his wife Teri learn that Kim has snuck out before he leaves.

Kim and her friend Janet York drive to an empty furniture store where they party with a couple of college guys whom they recently met. Kim enjoys herself at first, but starts to become suspicious of the two men when they won't take her home.

At CTU, Jack learns that an assassination attempt is being planned against Senator David Palmer; the first African-American presidential candidate with a serious shot at the White House. Jack's boss and friend, Richard Walsh, warns him that people in their own agency may be working with those who plan to kill Palmer.

Senator David Palmer is making his plans for Primary Day when he receives a strange phone call that puts him in a bad mood.

Jack shows how far he's willing to go to do his job when he blackmails District Director George Mason in the hopes of learning information about the Palmer hit.

Teri receives a call from Janet's father, Alan York, and the two decide to go out looking for the girls.

A European photographer makes pleasant conversation with a beautiful woman on a plane bound for LA. The two end up in a lustful encounter, but more sinister plans come to light that involve a stolen wallet and the destruction of the airplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172134 +0000" stop="20260915180247 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jack's plans to find Kim are sidetracked when he gets a call from Walsh, who is being stalked by assassins connected with the Palmer hit. Jack comes to Walsh's rescue and Walsh gives him a key card containing valuable information.

Palmer learns of the possible threat against his life, but slips away from his security in order to learn more about a damaging story that is about to hit the press.

Dan and Rick start to become violent when Kim refuses to make a phone call for them.

Mandy meets with the man behind the Palmer hit, but her partner holds things up when she demands more money for the ID.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180247 +0000" stop="20260915184518 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack learns the identity of the agent who may be working against him. He acquires Jamie's help to get evidence.

Palmer finally learns of the damning story about to hit the press, involving his son and a possible murder several years ago.

Kim and Janet manage to escape their captors. Kim is able to get a message to Teri, but an accident results in her recapture.

Tony calls for outside help when he decides that Jack should be relieved of his command.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184518 +0000" stop="20260915192717 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jack breaks out of a locked down CTU so he can follow a lead from the key card. George Mason puts pressure on Jamie and Nina to learn of Jack's whereabouts.

Palmer discovers who the source is that leaked the story about his son.

Rick and Dan argue about how to handle Janet, while Teri and Alan run into an obstacle as they try to help their daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122958 +0000" stop="20260915131017 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131017 +0000" stop="20260915134232 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134232 +0000" stop="20260915141640 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141640 +0000" stop="20260915144727 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144727 +0000" stop="20260915152604 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152604 +0000" stop="20260915160033 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160033 +0000" stop="20260915164051 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
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    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
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    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
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    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
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    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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    <title>The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Liz looks for a new best friend after discovering that Jenna has traded their friendship for fame. Tracy contemplates mortality as Dotcom and Grizz scramble to show him that life is still worth living. Meanwhile, Jack decides to end the page program in order to impress Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Today You Are a Man - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Liz battle over her employment contract. Kenneth is reassigned after being offended by his coworkers at TGS, and Tracy and Jenna's accountant hires them as entertainment at a bar mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (1) / Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. Jack entertains his mother-in-law, Diana, as Jenna frantically looks to Pete to fill in last-minute as the producer of her first live performance on "America's Kidz Got Singing." Back at the office, Tracy and Frank try to help Lutz find someone to spend Valentine's with.</desc>
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    <title>The Tuxedo Begins - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Fed up with New York City after being mugged, Jack sets out to protect the safety of the city's elite by announcing his run for mayor. Meanwhile, Liz revels in sacrificing the good of the city to look out for her own interests, and Jenna and Paul are thrilled by the perversion of acting like a normal couple.</desc>
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    <title>Leap Day - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Jack learns to appreciate Leap Day while Tracy takes the writers to a restaurant to spend an almost-expired gift card. Liz helps Jenna seduce a billionaire online.</desc>
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    <title>Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky - S06E10</title>
    <desc>In order to hide his relationship with Lynn, Frank convinces his mother that he is dating Liz. Tracy and Jenna team up to try to solve the case of Pete's missing whisky. Meanwhile, Jack teaches Kenneth how to take down his first business nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Standards and Practices - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jenna hatches a surprising new plan to get publicity, while Jack finds himself begrudgingly playing parent to his teenage nemesis, Kaylie Hooper. Liz rejects the new authority Kenneth has over “TGS” with his new job in Standards.</desc>
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    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jack feels unworthy of his latest award and attempts to redeem himself by taking on the writers in a strategic board game. Liz believes she's cursed on St. Patrick's Day when her ex-boyfriend Dennis shows up to derail her relationship with Criss. Meanwhile, Hazel struggles to keep the peace between Tracy and Jenna.</desc>
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    <title>Grandmentor - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Liz struggles in her new role as mentor to Hazel. Kenneth has a difficult time letting go of his page duties and takes drastic measures to make sure Tracy is taken care of. Meanwhile, Jack and Jenna come up with a plan to get Avery back in the headlines.</desc>
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    <title>Kidnapped by Danger - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Liz's scripted version of Jack and Avery's love story leaves Jack confused and frustrated by his feelings for Diana. Meanwhile, Jenna and Tracy attempt to beat Weird Al Yankovic at his own game, and Kenneth gets an unexpected new job at NBC.</desc>
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    <title>The Shower Principle - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A curse strikes "TGS." Liz dares to be different after realizing that the same things happen every year, and Jack vows to wow Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing Left to Lose - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Tracy regains his sense of smell and finds an unusual father figure in Liz. Meanwhile, the writers spark a prank war with Jenna and Jack is disappointed by Pete's lack of ambition.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Woggels! - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jack's mom upstages his ribbon-cutting ceremony. Meanwhile Jenna hooks up with a "rock star" and Tracy frets about his son heading to college.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171608 +0000" stop="20260915173745 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy Brown Lied to Us - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jack sets Liz up on a blind date to show her what she's missing in her relationship with Criss. Meanwhile at KableTown, Jack has to scramble when his plan to manufacture couches hits a speed bump. With Tracy's help, Jenna orchestrates a public meltdown to get Paul's attention.</desc>
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    <title>Live from Studio 6H - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Kabletown chooses to stop funding live shows for "TGS." While Liz and Jack embrace the change, Kenneth argues that live format should be kept intact, and he tries to convince the "TGS" staff to fight for their right to be live by taking them and our audience through a magical look back at the illustrious history of Studio 6H.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of Jordan II: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Angie brings "Queen of Jordan" back to "TGS." News about Avery forces Jack to confront his feelings for her mother, and Liz finds herself in a feud.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Avery Jessup - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Avery finally returns home from her kidnapping ordeal in North Korea, but Jack grows uncertain of her fidelity while she was away. Elsewhere, Criss feels threatened in his relationship with Liz and Jenna seeks a sponsor for her approaching nuptials.</desc>
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    <title>What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Determined to prove his marriage has survived Avery's kidnapping unscathed, Jack asks Liz to officiate their vow renewal. Meanwhile, Criss tries to convince Liz that he's worth sticking around for. Tracy meets with Cornel West to discuss his influence as a black celebrity and and Kenneth is forced to live with Hazel when his page application is rejected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190536 +0000" stop="20260915192715 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning of the End - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The "TGS" gang returns from hiatus, only to be shocked by Jack's awful fall programming lineup. Meanwhile, bridezilla Jenna taps Liz to be her maid of honor, and Tracy is invited to a dinner party by Kenneth and Hazel.</desc>
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    <title>Governor Dunston - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Liz find themselves at odds over political satire at "TGS." Criss and Liz make a surprising relationship breakthrough. Meanwhile, Jenna, discouraged by the disappointing sales of her summer dance hit, is thrilled to learn that Kenneth's mother and her boyfriend still buy music.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Pilou tracks down the case of Fleur's missing flowers.</desc>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173127 +0000" stop="20260915174331 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180739 +0000" stop="20260915181943 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193208 +0000" stop="20260915194413 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915194413 +0000" stop="20260915195617 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Vulnerable Positions - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A flood in the South Annex, escalating problems with cellmates, and respect issues push our participants to the brink of despair in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Tapping Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The male participants in 500 suspect each other of being in the program, while the women struggle to continue, and one may even drop out.</desc>
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    <title>Bloods Rising - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The participants at the Fulton County Jail find that small mistakes can have big consequences, as the Bloods in 500 continue to rise in power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142945 +0000" stop="20260915151253 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code Red - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A chaotic mass evacuation drill in 500 turns dangerous when inmates slip their restraints, and a rumor about the program in the women's pod puts two participants in a vulnerable position.</desc>
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    <title>The Marine Test - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An uproar in Zone 500 results when an inmate claims to be a Marine, Jon is taken advantage of by a new inmate with the same name, and Michelle gets caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong.</desc>
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    <title>High Times - S03E11</title>
    <desc>In the Fulton County Jail, participants Matt and Michelle are faced with tough choices regarding drug use that put their safety, and time in the program, at risk.</desc>
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    <title>In or Out? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The participants endure their final days at the Fulton County Jail, but one has to make the tough decision to stay another 60 days.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The participants meet for the first time to discuss their time inside.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133612 +0000" stop="20260915142213 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142213 +0000" stop="20260915150635 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150635 +0000" stop="20260915155226 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163731 +0000" stop="20260915172411 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172411 +0000" stop="20260915180910 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180910 +0000" stop="20260915185346 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185346 +0000" stop="20260915194039 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122257 +0000" stop="20260915130627 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130627 +0000" stop="20260915135220 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135220 +0000" stop="20260915143812 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143812 +0000" stop="20260915151947 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151947 +0000" stop="20260915160357 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The oceanic whitetip shark is infamous for attacking shipwreck survivors. On land, packs of feral dogs are becoming a serious threat to human life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160357 +0000" stop="20260915164650 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The boa constrictor crushes the life out of its victims and the bullet ant's sting is painful, but the assassin caterpillar lives up to its name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164650 +0000" stop="20260915173308 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A friendly-looking but deadly seal prowls the frigid waters off the tip of South America. The recluse spider's sting is painful, then rots away flesh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173308 +0000" stop="20260915181437 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The murky rivers of the tropics contain a shocking surprise: the electric eel. The cute capybara and the furry llama can be surprisingly treacherous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181437 +0000" stop="20260915190057 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The elephant seal's crushing head-butt is a killer skill, but the bites of both the Amazonian giant centipede and the vampire bat are horrifying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190057 +0000" stop="20260915194348 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124215 +0000" stop="20260915140521 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rough Landings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Ashley and Jay land in America; Steven and Olga prepare for the baby's arrival; Larissa meets her new roommate -- Colt's mom; Fernanda has a talk with Jon's friend; Leida's sister Reina questions Leida's future with Eric; Asuelu meets Kalani's dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140521 +0000" stop="20260915152747 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know What You Did - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Leida's family arrives in NYC; Ashley's friends throw a party for Jay; Asuelu tells his side of the story to Kolini; Larissa clashes with Debbie; Fernanda and Jonathan fight at the club; Olga feels contractions and gets unexpected news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152747 +0000" stop="20260915165052 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not What I Thought - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jonathan and Fernanda continue their fight; Colt has a surprise for Larissa; Jay feels uncomfortable at Ashley's local market; Kalani and Asuelu move to Utah; Leida questions coming to the America; Olga has complications while in labor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165052 +0000" stop="20260915181709 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flirting with Disaster - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Olga is upset with Steven's attitude; Leida tells Eric's daughter to move out; Colt and Larissa look at wedding venues; Ashley confronts Jay about his untrustworthy behavior; Fernanda meets Jonathan's skeptical mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181709 +0000" stop="20260915194039 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready to Run - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Larissa upsets Colt when she suggests his mum moves out, and after checking out their wedding venue, Leida and Eric have a huge row. Plus, Ashley receives some shocking news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120651 +0000" stop="20260915124921 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Octavia must work together to save their friends. Echo is forced to face her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124921 +0000" stop="20260915133135 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjustment Protocol - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A special Naming Day changes everything in Sanctum. Gabriel comes face to face with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133135 +0000" stop="20260915141404 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood of Sanctum - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Sanctum becomes a battleground between the devout and the non-believers. The mystery of the anomaly deepens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141404 +0000" stop="20260915145631 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends attempt to rebuild Sanctum as a new threat rises in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145631 +0000" stop="20260915153847 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Echo and Gabriel learn more about Hope and her mysterious past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153847 +0000" stop="20260915162118 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Gods - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Raven faces an unexpected threat. Clarke must keep the peace among opposing factions in Sanctum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162118 +0000" stop="20260915170342 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesperides - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mysterious outsiders arrive with news of Clarke's missing people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170342 +0000" stop="20260915174558 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Bardo - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia gets to know a whole new world. Meanwhile, Murphy and Emori play make believe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174558 +0000" stop="20260915182806 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakara - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends find themselves on a planet that is not what it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182806 +0000" stop="20260915190942 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen's Gambit - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Emori tries to heal Sanctum's old familial wounds while Echo, Octavia and Diyoza struggle with new ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190942 +0000" stop="20260915195211 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122117 +0000" stop="20260915124529 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124529 +0000" stop="20260915130912 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130912 +0000" stop="20260915133325 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133325 +0000" stop="20260915135709 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135709 +0000" stop="20260915142122 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142122 +0000" stop="20260915144535 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144535 +0000" stop="20260915150949 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150949 +0000" stop="20260915153402 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153402 +0000" stop="20260915155816 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155816 +0000" stop="20260915162229 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162229 +0000" stop="20260915164643 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164643 +0000" stop="20260915171047 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171047 +0000" stop="20260915173500 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173500 +0000" stop="20260915175913 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175913 +0000" stop="20260915182327 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182327 +0000" stop="20260915184741 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184741 +0000" stop="20260915191155 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191155 +0000" stop="20260915193538 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193538 +0000" stop="20260915195952 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122451 +0000" stop="20260915130913 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defend in Place - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save lives after an explosion rocks the hospital where Dr. David Hale is performing surgery. Michael makes a life changing decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130913 +0000" stop="20260915135334 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past is Prologue - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when an abandoned oil well erupts and causes a massive sinkhole in downtown LA. Athena investigates a 30-year-old cold case involving a casino robbery. Buck fears his relationship with Taylor might be ending. Hen meets a man from her mother’s past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135334 +0000" stop="20260915143725 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrapped in Red - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The 118 are called to series of emergencies around Christmas Eve. Eddie struggles with an emotional Christopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143725 +0000" stop="20260915152146 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outside Looking In - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 "speed" to the rescue to save a family whose pick-up truck has been rigged with a pipe bomb which will detonate if the vehicle slows under 55 miles an hour. Eddie has a rough transition into his new job. Hen is reluctant to accept her new partner in Chimney's absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152146 +0000" stop="20260915160608 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boston - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Chimney is determined to find a missing Maddie amongst the chaos of St. Patrick's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160608 +0000" stop="20260915165031 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear-O-Phobia - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a robbery at a gas station that takes an unexpected turn when the would-be victim turns the tables on her assailant. The 118 race to rescue a novice diver who panics while in a shark cage, and a house sitter terrified of spiders. Eddie reaches his breaking point, Chimney returns to the 118 and Maddie shares some news with Buck, who realizes he has to come clean with Taylor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165031 +0000" stop="20260915173407 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 race into action when a woman falls over her penthouse balcony. Athena investigates when a bike rider is impaled on a stop sign. Eddie begins his therapy for his PTSD and survivor’s guilt. Maddie fears the worst when Jee-Yun falls ill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173407 +0000" stop="20260915181744 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FOMO - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A social media influencer has an accident in a sauna; an emergency at a reality show wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181744 +0000" stop="20260915190122 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May Day - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 races to the rescue when the 9-1-1 Call Center goes up in flames. Bobby risks his life to save a trapped May and Claudette. Buck and Eddie work together to help an injured electrician. Chimney and his brother team up as firefighters for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190122 +0000" stop="20260915194543 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero Complex - S05E17</title>
    <desc>After a mysterious death, Hen and Chimney put their lives in danger when they suspect that someone is playing God to make themselves look like a hero. Eddie visits Texas, where he attempts to reconcile with his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123050 +0000" stop="20260915132326 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Insurance - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Fields takes out an insurance policy on Lou. Later, Bud takes Lou on a hunting trip, and Lou suspects Bud and Mr. Fields have plotted to kill him for the insurance money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132326 +0000" stop="20260915141611 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pest Exterminators - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are pest exterminators mistaken for psychiatrists when they attend to Mrs. Featherton's "aunts."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141611 +0000" stop="20260915144124 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer's Wife - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a heavyweight prize fighter named Killer thinks that Lou is having an affair with his wife, Bud attempts to get Lou trained and fit in a gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144124 +0000" stop="20260915153336 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheap Skates - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accidentally buy a crate of roller-skates, not knowing that they have stolen diamonds hidden inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153336 +0000" stop="20260915162612 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of Dixie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Lou accidentally lands himself and Bud roles in a Civil War melodrama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162612 +0000" stop="20260915171904 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Bed to Worse - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to plant a backyard garden in order to win a cash prize offered by a civic group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171904 +0000" stop="20260915181113 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>$1,000 TV Prize - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lou wins a $1,000 dollar prize pretending to be Mr. Fields. He then has to get Mr. Fields out of the way so he can collect it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181113 +0000" stop="20260915183710 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Lou is in love with a girl he has never met. As a gag, Bud and his friends convince him that he has already married the girl. The woman who poses as his wife then makes his existence miserable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183710 +0000" stop="20260915193000 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Efficiency Experts - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou land jobs as efficiency experts, and are assigned to restrain their client’s daughters from spending money. The young women, however, get the boys to buy them expensive dresses and take them to a casino, where they end up in a brawl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121537 +0000" stop="20260915124313 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124313 +0000" stop="20260915131243 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131243 +0000" stop="20260915134250 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134250 +0000" stop="20260915141205 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141205 +0000" stop="20260915144206 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144206 +0000" stop="20260915151217 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151217 +0000" stop="20260915154143 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154143 +0000" stop="20260915161023 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161023 +0000" stop="20260915164012 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164012 +0000" stop="20260915170843 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170843 +0000" stop="20260915173805 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173805 +0000" stop="20260915180714 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180714 +0000" stop="20260915183600 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183600 +0000" stop="20260915190459 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190459 +0000" stop="20260915193158 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121823 +0000" stop="20260915130408 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cas Holman: Design for Play - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As founder of toy company Heroes Will Rise, Cas Holman crafts tools and objects designed to inspire kids (and adults) to play creatively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130408 +0000" stop="20260915135023 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ian Spalter: Digital Product Design - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On the heels of leading influential projects for Nike and Instagram, Ian Spalter explains the process of experimenting with new product designs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135023 +0000" stop="20260915143408 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jonathan Hoefler: Typeface Design - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While researching vintage watches as inspiration for a new font, Jonathan Hoefler delves into his work for Apple, Obama's "Change" campaign and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143408 +0000" stop="20260915152057 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christoph Niemann: Illustration - S01E01</title>
    <desc>From New Yorker covers to Instagram sketches, illustrator Christoph Niemann plays with abstraction and interactivity -- and questions authenticity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152057 +0000" stop="20260915160243 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinker Hatfield: Footwear Design - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tinker Hatfield's background in architecture and athletics sparked his game-changing shoe designs for Nike, including the iconic Air Jordan series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160243 +0000" stop="20260915164503 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Es Devlin: Stage Design - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Stage designer Es Devlin crafts evocative sets for concerts, operas, plays and runway shows using light, film, sculpture -- and even rain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164503 +0000" stop="20260915172924 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bjarke Ingels: Architecture - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Architect Bjarke Ingels unites function, fantasy and sustainability in “pragmatic utopian” designs like a clean power plant topped with a ski slope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172924 +0000" stop="20260915181716 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ralph Gilles: Automotive Design - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As Fiat Chrysler’s global head of design, Ralph Gilles steers the brand into the future with sleek new sports cars and a self-driving electric van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181716 +0000" stop="20260915185813 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paula Scher: Graphic Design - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Graphic designer Paula Scher paints with words, developing the visual language of iconic brands and institutions around the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185813 +0000" stop="20260915194138 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Platon: Photography - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Platon’s fearless portraits capture the souls of world leaders and ordinary people. A shoot with Gen. Colin Powell provides a window into his process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120941 +0000" stop="20260915122844 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122844 +0000" stop="20260915124842 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124842 +0000" stop="20260915130832 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130832 +0000" stop="20260915132810 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132810 +0000" stop="20260915134757 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134757 +0000" stop="20260915140743 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140743 +0000" stop="20260915142715 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142715 +0000" stop="20260915144657 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144657 +0000" stop="20260915150642 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150642 +0000" stop="20260915152556 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152556 +0000" stop="20260915154522 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154522 +0000" stop="20260915160514 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160514 +0000" stop="20260915162417 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162417 +0000" stop="20260915164415 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164415 +0000" stop="20260915170405 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170405 +0000" stop="20260915172343 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172343 +0000" stop="20260915174330 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174330 +0000" stop="20260915180316 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180316 +0000" stop="20260915182248 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182248 +0000" stop="20260915184230 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184230 +0000" stop="20260915190215 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190215 +0000" stop="20260915192129 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192129 +0000" stop="20260915194055 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120547 +0000" stop="20260915122704 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father-Daughter Dance - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ruby hurts Jim's feelings when she invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122704 +0000" stop="20260915124840 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plot Twist - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother, Maggie, wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot--then secretly reserves a a plot for himself next to a star football player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124840 +0000" stop="20260915131017 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunters - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To prove his worth as a man, Jim -- along with Andy -- hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued -- and shot -- by a legendary 40- lb. psychotic bird christened "Angry Pete." Thanksgiving-themed episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131017 +0000" stop="20260915133153 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poking the Bear - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133153 +0000" stop="20260915135329 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalking Santa - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135329 +0000" stop="20260915141456 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sympathy from the Devlins - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Nanny-Cam - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Jealous Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Crying Shame - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151905 +0000" stop="20260915154042 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Wedding Dress - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160218 +0000" stop="20260915162355 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mustache - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162355 +0000" stop="20260915164531 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164531 +0000" stop="20260915170708 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Wife, Please - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170708 +0000" stop="20260915172844 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spelling Bee - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172844 +0000" stop="20260915175021 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kentucky Fried Beltzman - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175021 +0000" stop="20260915181152 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181152 +0000" stop="20260915183329 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Competition - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183329 +0000" stop="20260915185500 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185500 +0000" stop="20260915191621 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191621 +0000" stop="20260915193748 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120119 +0000" stop="20260915122329 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122329 +0000" stop="20260915124540 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124540 +0000" stop="20260915130734 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130734 +0000" stop="20260915132956 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132956 +0000" stop="20260915135213 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135213 +0000" stop="20260915141320 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141320 +0000" stop="20260915143518 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143518 +0000" stop="20260915145740 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145740 +0000" stop="20260915151943 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151943 +0000" stop="20260915153648 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153648 +0000" stop="20260915155417 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155417 +0000" stop="20260915161120 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161120 +0000" stop="20260915162819 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162819 +0000" stop="20260915164519 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164519 +0000" stop="20260915170754 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170754 +0000" stop="20260915173016 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when Suzanna's parents want to meet their future son-in-law. Her parents are less than impressed by Jim and set out to show just how incompatible he and their daughter are. Effie invents a potent new shampoo. Memo gets a lawyer to fight Despina's lawsuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173016 +0000" stop="20260915175233 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175233 +0000" stop="20260915181455 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181455 +0000" stop="20260915183715 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183715 +0000" stop="20260915185937 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185937 +0000" stop="20260915192158 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192158 +0000" stop="20260915194418 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of the Sexists - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Memo refuses to accompany Despina to Greece and his reputation as a notorious Greek stud is ruined. To make matters worse, Despina declines his marriage proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120711 +0000" stop="20260915122304 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122304 +0000" stop="20260915125237 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125237 +0000" stop="20260915131602 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131602 +0000" stop="20260915134545 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134545 +0000" stop="20260915141457 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141457 +0000" stop="20260915144425 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144425 +0000" stop="20260915151424 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151424 +0000" stop="20260915154331 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154331 +0000" stop="20260915161303 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161303 +0000" stop="20260915163842 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163842 +0000" stop="20260915170419 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170419 +0000" stop="20260915173000 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173000 +0000" stop="20260915175538 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175538 +0000" stop="20260915182123 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182123 +0000" stop="20260915184708 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184708 +0000" stop="20260915191305 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191305 +0000" stop="20260915193846 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121207 +0000" stop="20260915123310 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123310 +0000" stop="20260915125412 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125412 +0000" stop="20260915131515 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131515 +0000" stop="20260915133617 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133617 +0000" stop="20260915140050 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140050 +0000" stop="20260915142522 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142522 +0000" stop="20260915144958 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144958 +0000" stop="20260915151421 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151421 +0000" stop="20260915153853 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153853 +0000" stop="20260915160325 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160325 +0000" stop="20260915162757 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162757 +0000" stop="20260915165229 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165229 +0000" stop="20260915171702 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171702 +0000" stop="20260915174135 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174135 +0000" stop="20260915180607 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180607 +0000" stop="20260915183040 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183040 +0000" stop="20260915185512 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185512 +0000" stop="20260915191945 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191945 +0000" stop="20260915194417 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122012 +0000" stop="20260915124501 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124501 +0000" stop="20260915130954 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130954 +0000" stop="20260915133450 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133450 +0000" stop="20260915135945 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135945 +0000" stop="20260915142441 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142441 +0000" stop="20260915144938 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144938 +0000" stop="20260915151433 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151433 +0000" stop="20260915153928 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153928 +0000" stop="20260915160424 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160424 +0000" stop="20260915162919 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162919 +0000" stop="20260915165412 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165412 +0000" stop="20260915171904 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 092: Tell Him He Pushed Back a Little Too Hard - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A couple of neighbors co-own a boat and continually fight over it so Malloy and Reed do their best to mediate this latest rift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171904 +0000" stop="20260915174356 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 022: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed on patrol deal with a domestic dispute, the theft of a fur, and the noise from a loud party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174356 +0000" stop="20260915180905 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 015: Exactly One Hundred Yards - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed volunteer for the LAPD Olympics. There, they meet a youth who is in need of a positive role model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180905 +0000" stop="20260915183416 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 153: Find Me a Needle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "Mulholland Mauler" is the object of a department wide search and several cars are assigned to patrol 'lovers lane' but more than one suspect ends up matching the description. How do they smoke out the Mauler?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183416 +0000" stop="20260915185923 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 052: Good Cop: Handle with Care - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn the reporters to cease their behavior, but they don't and they end up causing a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185923 +0000" stop="20260915192430 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 023: Pig Is a Three Letter Word - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of black hoodlums shoot and kill a respected black couple during a grocery store robbery. Reed and Malloy sent in to ward off a potential riot, knowing that given the heightened racial tensions, the wrong thing said could spark deadly violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192430 +0000" stop="20260915194937 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 083: A Different Thing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit-and-run incident that soon begins to look like a homicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121746 +0000" stop="20260915124325 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124325 +0000" stop="20260915130905 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130905 +0000" stop="20260915133442 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133442 +0000" stop="20260915140021 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140021 +0000" stop="20260915142600 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142600 +0000" stop="20260915145137 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145137 +0000" stop="20260915151616 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151616 +0000" stop="20260915154154 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154154 +0000" stop="20260915160722 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160722 +0000" stop="20260915163252 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163252 +0000" stop="20260915165831 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165831 +0000" stop="20260915172309 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172309 +0000" stop="20260915174850 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174850 +0000" stop="20260915181428 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181428 +0000" stop="20260915184008 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184008 +0000" stop="20260915190548 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190548 +0000" stop="20260915193127 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193127 +0000" stop="20260915195707 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120819 +0000" stop="20260915122834 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122834 +0000" stop="20260915124654 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124654 +0000" stop="20260915130711 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130711 +0000" stop="20260915132420 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132420 +0000" stop="20260915134428 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134428 +0000" stop="20260915140315 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140315 +0000" stop="20260915142000 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142000 +0000" stop="20260915143828 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143828 +0000" stop="20260915145901 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145901 +0000" stop="20260915151702 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151702 +0000" stop="20260915153606 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153606 +0000" stop="20260915155405 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155405 +0000" stop="20260915161420 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161420 +0000" stop="20260915163240 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163240 +0000" stop="20260915165257 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165257 +0000" stop="20260915171006 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171006 +0000" stop="20260915173014 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173014 +0000" stop="20260915174901 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174901 +0000" stop="20260915180546 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180546 +0000" stop="20260915182414 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182414 +0000" stop="20260915184447 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184447 +0000" stop="20260915190248 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190248 +0000" stop="20260915192153 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192153 +0000" stop="20260915193951 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193951 +0000" stop="20260915200006 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120505 +0000" stop="20260915121702 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121702 +0000" stop="20260915122900 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122900 +0000" stop="20260915124053 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124053 +0000" stop="20260915125250 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henchman - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After seeing Marceline the vampire queen torment an elderly henchman, Finn steps in to be her new henchman, doing whatever he is told to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125250 +0000" stop="20260915130445 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day Daydream - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stuck inside the treehouse due to a knife storm, Finn and Jake use their imagination to pass the time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130445 +0000" stop="20260915131635 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have You Done? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake capture the Ice King as their prisoner, but feel guilty when unable to explain the wrongs he committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131635 +0000" stop="20260915132833 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Hero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The great warrior Billy inspires Finn and Jake to practice nonviolence, but the duo finds it difficult to resist old ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132833 +0000" stop="20260915134028 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gut Grinder - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Fluffy People's gold has been devoured by a culprit only known as "The Gut Grinder", Finn and Jake team up to find him with his tracks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134028 +0000" stop="20260915135214 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from the Nightosphere - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marceline's evil father goes on a soul-sucking rampage after Finn and Marceline accidentally release him from the Nightosphere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135214 +0000" stop="20260915140400 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140400 +0000" stop="20260915141546 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loyalty to the King - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are excited to meet the Nice King who has come to Ooo. They soon realize that he looks suspiciously like someone else they know; the Ice King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141546 +0000" stop="20260915142730 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Under the Skin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets a splinter on his finger, he wants to get the best armor. In order to receive it, he must go on a quest to get the Magical Armor of Zelderon and survive one embarrassing situation after another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142730 +0000" stop="20260915143917 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storytelling - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jake is sick and demands to hear a good story full of romance, fighting and suspense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143917 +0000" stop="20260915145059 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145059 +0000" stop="20260915150244 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150244 +0000" stop="20260915151430 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151430 +0000" stop="20260915152618 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152618 +0000" stop="20260915153805 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153805 +0000" stop="20260915154951 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154951 +0000" stop="20260915160138 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160138 +0000" stop="20260915161325 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161325 +0000" stop="20260915162513 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162513 +0000" stop="20260915163701 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163701 +0000" stop="20260915164848 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164848 +0000" stop="20260915170036 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170036 +0000" stop="20260915171223 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171223 +0000" stop="20260915172409 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172409 +0000" stop="20260915173555 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173555 +0000" stop="20260915174741 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174741 +0000" stop="20260915175930 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175930 +0000" stop="20260915181112 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181112 +0000" stop="20260915182259 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182259 +0000" stop="20260915183447 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183447 +0000" stop="20260915184634 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184634 +0000" stop="20260915185821 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185821 +0000" stop="20260915191008 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191008 +0000" stop="20260915192155 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192155 +0000" stop="20260915193343 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193343 +0000" stop="20260915194531 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194531 +0000" stop="20260915195717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121644 +0000" stop="20260915123846 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123846 +0000" stop="20260915130051 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130051 +0000" stop="20260915132252 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132252 +0000" stop="20260915134457 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134457 +0000" stop="20260915140658 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140658 +0000" stop="20260915142858 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142858 +0000" stop="20260915145057 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145057 +0000" stop="20260915151307 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151307 +0000" stop="20260915153509 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153509 +0000" stop="20260915155713 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155713 +0000" stop="20260915161918 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161918 +0000" stop="20260915164309 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164309 +0000" stop="20260915170703 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170703 +0000" stop="20260915173058 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173058 +0000" stop="20260915175449 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175449 +0000" stop="20260915181853 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181853 +0000" stop="20260915184246 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184246 +0000" stop="20260915190638 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190638 +0000" stop="20260915193029 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193029 +0000" stop="20260915195416 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121619 +0000" stop="20260915123909 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123909 +0000" stop="20260915130158 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130158 +0000" stop="20260915132451 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132451 +0000" stop="20260915134744 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134744 +0000" stop="20260915141036 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141036 +0000" stop="20260915143326 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143326 +0000" stop="20260915145617 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145617 +0000" stop="20260915151909 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151909 +0000" stop="20260915154201 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154201 +0000" stop="20260915160450 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160450 +0000" stop="20260915162726 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162726 +0000" stop="20260915163839 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163839 +0000" stop="20260915165021 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165021 +0000" stop="20260915170134 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170134 +0000" stop="20260915171317 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171317 +0000" stop="20260915172431 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172431 +0000" stop="20260915174723 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174723 +0000" stop="20260915181015 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181015 +0000" stop="20260915183307 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191848 +0000" stop="20260915194136 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123447 +0000" stop="20260915125803 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125803 +0000" stop="20260915132129 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132129 +0000" stop="20260915141106 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141106 +0000" stop="20260915143412 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143412 +0000" stop="20260915145739 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145739 +0000" stop="20260915152050 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152050 +0000" stop="20260915154422 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154422 +0000" stop="20260915160744 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160744 +0000" stop="20260915165616 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165616 +0000" stop="20260915171946 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171946 +0000" stop="20260915174255 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174255 +0000" stop="20260915180612 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180612 +0000" stop="20260915182917 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182917 +0000" stop="20260915185231 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185231 +0000" stop="20260915191640 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191640 +0000" stop="20260915194000 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120606 +0000" stop="20260915123330 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fishing Lure - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Ozzie makes a fishing lure out of a feathered ornament from Harriet's new hat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123330 +0000" stop="20260915130052 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Care of Freddy - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Ozzie agrees to take care of a neighbor's kitten but doesn't turn out to be the easy job he imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130052 +0000" stop="20260915132816 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loan - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Darby are furious with each other over the matter of a questionable ten-dollar debt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132816 +0000" stop="20260915135446 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fixing Up the Fraternity House - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet wind up as babysitters so that young people can attend a dance being held by David and his fraternity brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135446 +0000" stop="20260915142206 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Without a Family - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ozzie feels that Ricky is neglecting him in favor of his rocker friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142206 +0000" stop="20260915144924 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasurer's Report - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Ozzie uses Ricky's tape recorder to spice up things at his men's club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144924 +0000" stop="20260915151551 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boys Land in Jail - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Ricky and Dave get a gig to play an out-of-town dance but end up in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151551 +0000" stop="20260915154308 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Shopper - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Emporium is hosting a contest for customers to name the 'Mystery Shopper'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154308 +0000" stop="20260915161026 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Big Night - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Rick wants to go out with a new girl, but she doesn't date high school boys, so Rick uses Dave's fraternity ring and pin to get a date with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161026 +0000" stop="20260915163744 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Flowers - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Neighborhood wives are fuming that their hubbies are spending too much time at the bowling alley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163744 +0000" stop="20260915170500 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie's Triple Banana Surprise - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie has a strange dream after eating two Triple Banana Surprise sundaes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170500 +0000" stop="20260915173222 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourteen Mile Hike - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and a group of cub scouts get lost in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173222 +0000" stop="20260915175946 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuti-Fruiti Ice-Cream - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Things get out of hand pretty quickly when Ozzie gets a yen for tuti-fruiti ice cream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175946 +0000" stop="20260915182708 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Tree Lot - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The boys want to raise money for Christmas presents. They decide on selling Christmas trees, if only they can fund a lot. After receiving a new shipment of trees they find themselves in need of a new lot once again. Ozzie comes to the rescue when he sets up a deal with a real estate agent to give them a building if the boys will take out his nieces, who recently moved into town. But business seems slow at this location so Ozzy suggests that Ricky plays his music to attract customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182708 +0000" stop="20260915185330 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Goes on TV - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his friends are going to be on 'The High School Hour'. After finding out Ricky is going to be on a music panel, Ozzie heads over to the high school to convince them to let Ricky sing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185330 +0000" stop="20260915192051 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trophy - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is determined that the Nelsons will win the cross-country obstacle race being held at his men's club annual picnic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192051 +0000" stop="20260915194634 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Race - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Ozzie puts up a Model T in a race against David and Ricky's hot rod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121646 +0000" stop="20260915124020 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124020 +0000" stop="20260915130356 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130356 +0000" stop="20260915132732 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132732 +0000" stop="20260915135117 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135117 +0000" stop="20260915141443 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141443 +0000" stop="20260915143821 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143821 +0000" stop="20260915150157 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150157 +0000" stop="20260915152533 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152533 +0000" stop="20260915154909 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154909 +0000" stop="20260915161244 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161244 +0000" stop="20260915163620 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163620 +0000" stop="20260915165958 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165958 +0000" stop="20260915172334 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172334 +0000" stop="20260915174710 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174710 +0000" stop="20260915181055 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181055 +0000" stop="20260915183431 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183431 +0000" stop="20260915185807 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185807 +0000" stop="20260915192143 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192143 +0000" stop="20260915194521 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121101 +0000" stop="20260915123711 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123711 +0000" stop="20260915130318 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130318 +0000" stop="20260915132928 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132928 +0000" stop="20260915135533 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135533 +0000" stop="20260915142140 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142140 +0000" stop="20260915144748 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144748 +0000" stop="20260915151354 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151354 +0000" stop="20260915153958 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153958 +0000" stop="20260915160603 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160603 +0000" stop="20260915163212 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163212 +0000" stop="20260915165819 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165819 +0000" stop="20260915172426 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172426 +0000" stop="20260915175034 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175034 +0000" stop="20260915181641 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181641 +0000" stop="20260915184245 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184245 +0000" stop="20260915190851 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190851 +0000" stop="20260915193456 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122125 +0000" stop="20260915124444 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124444 +0000" stop="20260915130850 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130850 +0000" stop="20260915133354 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133354 +0000" stop="20260915135733 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142204 +0000" stop="20260915144543 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144543 +0000" stop="20260915150916 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150916 +0000" stop="20260915152140 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152140 +0000" stop="20260915152456 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152456 +0000" stop="20260915152906 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152906 +0000" stop="20260915153210 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153210 +0000" stop="20260915153633 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153633 +0000" stop="20260915154159 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154159 +0000" stop="20260915160627 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160627 +0000" stop="20260915163202 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163202 +0000" stop="20260915165737 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165737 +0000" stop="20260915172056 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172056 +0000" stop="20260915174502 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174502 +0000" stop="20260915181006 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181006 +0000" stop="20260915183344 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183344 +0000" stop="20260915185816 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185816 +0000" stop="20260915192155 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192155 +0000" stop="20260915194528 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194528 +0000" stop="20260915195752 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121110 +0000" stop="20260915125715 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125715 +0000" stop="20260915134229 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134229 +0000" stop="20260915142454 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142454 +0000" stop="20260915150521 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150521 +0000" stop="20260915154632 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154632 +0000" stop="20260915163001 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163001 +0000" stop="20260915170724 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170724 +0000" stop="20260915175329 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175329 +0000" stop="20260915183843 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183843 +0000" stop="20260915192108 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121135 +0000" stop="20260915130012 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130012 +0000" stop="20260915134452 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134452 +0000" stop="20260915142853 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142853 +0000" stop="20260915151527 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a King - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the kingdom of Ndongo, the king becomes a target as the opposition grows stronger. With loyalties divided at home, Njinga seeks a new ally on her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151527 +0000" stop="20260915160404 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160404 +0000" stop="20260915164844 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164844 +0000" stop="20260915173245 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173245 +0000" stop="20260915181919 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a King - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the kingdom of Ndongo, the king becomes a target as the opposition grows stronger. With loyalties divided at home, Njinga seeks a new ally on her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181919 +0000" stop="20260915190756 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190756 +0000" stop="20260915195236 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120500 +0000" stop="20260915123245 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tony hires a sex worker -- but it's not what you think. A trip to the comedy club turns awkward. The nurse gives Tony a piece of her mind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123245 +0000" stop="20260915130030 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tony pushes back on Matt's idea to go on a blind date. Also, Tony makes an introduction and issues an uncharacteristic apology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130030 +0000" stop="20260915133136 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brian (finally) convinces Tony and company to visit his apartment for a story. Meanwhile, Matt receives a distressing call from his son's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133136 +0000" stop="20260915135833 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode  6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Making an earnest attempt to be happy -- or at least not miserable -- Tony gives some long overdue recognition to those who have stood by him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135833 +0000" stop="20260915142544 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Determined to be kind but still struggling to be happy, Tony attends a Zen meditation course with Matt, whose own marriage is on the rocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142544 +0000" stop="20260915145314 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lenny's girlfriend's son takes a position at the Gazette. Sandy contemplates writing a gossip column. Matt gets iffy advice from his therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145314 +0000" stop="20260915152409 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A turn of events at the paper hits Sandy hard. Roxy and Pat share a meal, and Tony tries to support Matt's desire to get back out there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152409 +0000" stop="20260915155033 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tony interviews a local woman addicted to corrective surgery. Later, he holds back the snark in hopes of cheering up Kath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155033 +0000" stop="20260915161844 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The curtains go up on the community theater revue and things go about as well as can be expected. Tony receives devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161844 +0000" stop="20260915164858 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Grieving over another loss, Tony asks his friends and co-workers for space, not sympathy. Later, he wrestles with what it means to move on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164858 +0000" stop="20260915171537 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tony, who continues to keep Emma at arm's length, reluctantly agrees to go to Matt's house for a round of drinks. Brian bumps into a familiar face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171537 +0000" stop="20260915174339 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Tambury Gazette welcomes a gloomy new staffer. Meanwhile, Kath visits a psychic, and a restless James makes plans for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174339 +0000" stop="20260915181146 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tony takes a trip with Matt to honour his father. James has second thoughts about his new living arrangements. Tony helps Kath score a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181146 +0000" stop="20260915183859 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Matt searches for a sport at which he can beat Tony, Lenny asks Tony to be his best man, and Kath has dinner with a persnickety teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183859 +0000" stop="20260915190652 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Anne gives Tony some advice on moving forward, Emma crosses paths with an old friend, Matt suffers a health scare, and James stands up for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190652 +0000" stop="20260915194248 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An interview with a sick child hits Tony hard. Later, he makes a decision about Lisa's insurance money and joins his friends at the town fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120612 +0000" stop="20260915124857 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124857 +0000" stop="20260915133202 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the One-Eyed Dragon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Follow Toyotomi Hideyoshi in his effort to gain control over central Japan. Watch him use a brilliant mix of force, strategy, and intrigue to become the first man in nearly a century to control the entire nation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133202 +0000" stop="20260915141537 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catastrophe and Annihilation - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hideyoshi is desperate to carve his name into history and become the most powerful man in Asia. See how he risks everything he’s worked for when he launches a bold invasion of mainland China.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141537 +0000" stop="20260915150001 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Days - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After carefully watching and waiting, a wily veteran Samurai emerges from the shadows and launches his own bid for supreme power. Witness one final, epic battle to see who will rule Japan for the next two hundred years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150001 +0000" stop="20260915154250 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Oda Nobunaga - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Oda Nobunaga launches a blood-soaked bid to seize power over central Japan. Watch the brilliant but brutal Samurai battle rival family members and ferocious warlords along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154250 +0000" stop="20260915162537 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seize Power/Retain Power - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With much of central Japan under his control, Nobunaga must now fight the powerful Buddhist armies that oppose his bid to rule the nation. Follow him through a monumental battle against his most dangerous rivals yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162537 +0000" stop="20260915170822 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170822 +0000" stop="20260915175127 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the One-Eyed Dragon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Follow Toyotomi Hideyoshi in his effort to gain control over central Japan. Watch him use a brilliant mix of force, strategy, and intrigue to become the first man in nearly a century to control the entire nation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175127 +0000" stop="20260915183502 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catastrophe and Annihilation - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hideyoshi is desperate to carve his name into history and become the most powerful man in Asia. See how he risks everything he’s worked for when he launches a bold invasion of mainland China.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183502 +0000" stop="20260915191925 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Days - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After carefully watching and waiting, a wily veteran Samurai emerges from the shadows and launches his own bid for supreme power. Witness one final, epic battle to see who will rule Japan for the next two hundred years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124038 +0000" stop="20260915133520 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blitzkrieg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A look at tanks in the wake of WWII, from their design, to continued production and occupation of Germany as a peace treaty was underway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133520 +0000" stop="20260915143054 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143054 +0000" stop="20260915152412 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152412 +0000" stop="20260915161723 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron, Iron, Everywhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A look at how tanks revolutionised land warfare, and determined the outcome of major conflicts, helping to shape the world today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161723 +0000" stop="20260915171205 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blitzkrieg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A look at tanks in the wake of WWII, from their design, to continued production and occupation of Germany as a peace treaty was underway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171205 +0000" stop="20260915180739 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180739 +0000" stop="20260915190057 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190057 +0000" stop="20260915195407 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron, Iron, Everywhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A look at how tanks revolutionised land warfare, and determined the outcome of major conflicts, helping to shape the world today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120944 +0000" stop="20260915123455 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123455 +0000" stop="20260915125805 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132423 +0000" stop="20260915134840 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134840 +0000" stop="20260915141150 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141150 +0000" stop="20260915143701 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143701 +0000" stop="20260915150131 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150131 +0000" stop="20260915152634 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152634 +0000" stop="20260915155230 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155230 +0000" stop="20260915161915 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161915 +0000" stop="20260915164425 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164425 +0000" stop="20260915170735 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170735 +0000" stop="20260915173354 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173354 +0000" stop="20260915175810 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175810 +0000" stop="20260915182121 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182121 +0000" stop="20260915184631 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184631 +0000" stop="20260915191102 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191102 +0000" stop="20260915193604 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121837 +0000" stop="20260915123727 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123727 +0000" stop="20260915125455 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125455 +0000" stop="20260915131414 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131414 +0000" stop="20260915133209 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133209 +0000" stop="20260915135007 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135007 +0000" stop="20260915140729 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140729 +0000" stop="20260915144108 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144108 +0000" stop="20260915145646 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145646 +0000" stop="20260915151225 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151225 +0000" stop="20260915152803 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152803 +0000" stop="20260915154342 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154342 +0000" stop="20260915155921 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155921 +0000" stop="20260915161459 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161459 +0000" stop="20260915163038 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163038 +0000" stop="20260915164616 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164616 +0000" stop="20260915170155 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170155 +0000" stop="20260915172022 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172022 +0000" stop="20260915173558 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173558 +0000" stop="20260915175135 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175135 +0000" stop="20260915180658 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180658 +0000" stop="20260915182234 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182234 +0000" stop="20260915183811 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183811 +0000" stop="20260915185348 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185348 +0000" stop="20260915190924 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190924 +0000" stop="20260915192501 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192501 +0000" stop="20260915194114 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120752 +0000" stop="20260915125025 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125025 +0000" stop="20260915133325 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133325 +0000" stop="20260915141558 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141558 +0000" stop="20260915145830 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145830 +0000" stop="20260915154100 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154100 +0000" stop="20260915162232 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162232 +0000" stop="20260915170405 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170405 +0000" stop="20260915174537 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174537 +0000" stop="20260915182709 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182709 +0000" stop="20260915190842 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190842 +0000" stop="20260915195014 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124023 +0000" stop="20260915132631 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite of the Jackal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An ambitious executive at the Firm makes a subversive play for Archangel's job. A bomb is planted aboard a vintage helicopter owned by Dominic Santini and he's forced to crash land. When Hawke and Archangel go hunting for Dom, Airwolf is ambushed and shot down. The two must convince a group of locals to help them repair their damaged tail rotor. Complicating matters on Dom's end, he must contend with a stowaway aboard his chopper -- a young girl searching for her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132631 +0000" stop="20260915141549 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof Through the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Russian mole discovers that scientists in the U.S.S.R. have developed a lethal serum that instantly kills anyone exposed to it. He steals a vial of the serum and contacts his friend Archangel for help in escaping the country with his family. Archangel dispatches Hawke and Santini for the rescue effort, but Airwolf can't handle that much passenger weight -- unless all her armaments are stripped leaving the supercopter defenseless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141549 +0000" stop="20260915150505 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way Express - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A movie producer hires Santini Air for a dangerous stunt involving the landing of a helicopter onto the roof of a moving semi. Dom and String nearly come to blows, however, when String tries to convince Dom that his reaction time might not be up to snuff for this particular action sequence. Things get even more dicey when it appears that the production might just be an elaborate cover for a high-stakes gold heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150505 +0000" stop="20260915155421 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes from the Past - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hawke meets a mercenary who claims to have information regarding his missing brother. When they part company, Hawke loses consciousness in his helicopter and crashes. When he comes to, he finds himself in a hospital. The medical staff inform him that he has been in a coma for the better part of a year. His friends, Archangel and Dom, were killed on a POW camp raid, but in the process, their heroism helped rescue Hawke's brother Saint John. Believing that his "mission" is over, Hawke reveals the location of Airwolf to his captors, then discovers that it has all been an elaborate ruse and he has inadvertantly turned over the super copter to a group of foreign conspirators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155421 +0000" stop="20260915164331 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Like a Dove - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An Israeli war crimes hunter is killed by a suspected Nazi named Hans Daubert in France. His daughter vows revenge and seeks the help of String and Dom, along with Airwolf, to bring him to justice. Complicating matters is Archangel's involvement with Daubert who is a known arms dealer selling to the powers that he chooses to in order to influence political outcomes in the world -- and Archangel is his supplier!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164331 +0000" stop="20260915173249 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Over Miami - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Santini makes an unauthorized flight to Cuba in order to rescue two political prisoners who are being ransomed for $2 million. However, while there, the exchange site is attacked and the ransom money is stolen. While flying back to the mainland, Santini is forced to crash land back on Cuba and Hawke must brave a hurricane in Airwolf to rescue his friend. When String and Dom are reunited, the pair must negotiate with a band of freedom fighters who raised the capital to ransom their compadres and are not convinced of Santini's innocence in the theft of the funds. To make matters more interesting, Archangel is supplying weapons to a paramilitary band that just may have had a hand in stealing the ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173249 +0000" stop="20260915182205 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And They Are Us - S01E10</title>
    <desc>North and South Limbawe are in conflict over oil and a despotic General plans to overthrow his own government in South Limbawe and attacks his neighbors to the North. String and Dom are sent by Archangel to aid North Limbawe and it's leader, Seku Logana, but Logana has his own prejudices about receiving aid for his cause. Also in the mix is an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's, Marty Vidor, who is working as a mercenary for South Limbawe, and Hawke is hesitant to take him on since Vidor just may know the location of the missing Saint John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182205 +0000" stop="20260915191123 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind of the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Robert Winchester is a brilliant researcher and a former test pilot who helped design Airwolf. Now, he's asking for Hawke's help in test flying a simulator that he's designed to enable the Firm to train future test pilots to fly Airwolf. Reluctantly, Hawke agrees, but determines that the simulator's "feel" is a little off. Archangel convinces Hawke to let Winchester hook up the real Airwolf to his computers in order to get a more realistic demonstration. This allows Winchester to engage in a little friendly flying competition with Hawke but it also allows the Russians to nearly get their hands on the high tech super copter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120453 +0000" stop="20260915122836 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122836 +0000" stop="20260915125218 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125218 +0000" stop="20260915131600 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131600 +0000" stop="20260915133943 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133943 +0000" stop="20260915140325 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140325 +0000" stop="20260915142708 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142708 +0000" stop="20260915145050 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145050 +0000" stop="20260915151433 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151433 +0000" stop="20260915153815 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153815 +0000" stop="20260915160158 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160158 +0000" stop="20260915162540 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162540 +0000" stop="20260915164923 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164923 +0000" stop="20260915171305 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171305 +0000" stop="20260915173648 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173648 +0000" stop="20260915180030 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180030 +0000" stop="20260915182413 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182413 +0000" stop="20260915184755 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184755 +0000" stop="20260915191137 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191137 +0000" stop="20260915193520 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193520 +0000" stop="20260915195902 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120607 +0000" stop="20260915122841 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122841 +0000" stop="20260915125122 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125122 +0000" stop="20260915131312 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131312 +0000" stop="20260915133504 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133504 +0000" stop="20260915135655 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135655 +0000" stop="20260915141849 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141849 +0000" stop="20260915144039 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144039 +0000" stop="20260915150223 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150223 +0000" stop="20260915152412 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152412 +0000" stop="20260915154544 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154544 +0000" stop="20260915160731 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160731 +0000" stop="20260915163011 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163011 +0000" stop="20260915165156 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165156 +0000" stop="20260915171342 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171342 +0000" stop="20260915173531 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173531 +0000" stop="20260915175718 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175718 +0000" stop="20260915181907 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181907 +0000" stop="20260915184149 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184149 +0000" stop="20260915190340 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190340 +0000" stop="20260915192524 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192524 +0000" stop="20260915194708 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122551 +0000" stop="20260915125011 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Play (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>To kiss or not to kiss? Katie's new life as a thespian has Alexa feeling a little left out. Jennifer accuses Lori of stealing her thunder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125011 +0000" stop="20260915131808 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Support Group - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alexa's got such a great support system at the hospital that Katie isn't sure where she stands. Lori pours her anxieties into baking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131808 +0000" stop="20260915134605 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Luau - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The doctors order Alexa to stay home, but she can still come to school -- on an iPad. Jennifer works overtime to convince Jack her job is cool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134605 +0000" stop="20260915141627 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alexa insists on cooking Thanksgiving dinner, but Lori has trouble letting go. Katie's desperate to connect with her dad on a deeper level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141627 +0000" stop="20260915144341 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Sleepover - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dave can't wait to show Lucas his alma mater. And with her family away for the weekend, Alexa's ready to break all the rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144341 +0000" stop="20260915151004 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Formal (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Lucas longs for "bro time" now that Dylan and Alexa are hanging out. Dave's nose detects a cat ... and he's not wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hamper, Don't Hurt 'Em - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Washingtons take in a special guest, Joey attempts to teach Daevon a lesson, and Skyler prepares for her academic future.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Said Log You Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Joey shares some exciting news, Justine struggles with an internet troll. Veronica helps Skyler tackle an unexpected fear.</desc>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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    <title>U Can't Crash This - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Justine scores an exclusive dinner invite, Skyler makes a major decision, and Veronica finds an unsettling surprise in her boyfriend’s apartment.</desc>
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    <title>They Call Me Too Nice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Joey teaches Justine a crucial business lesson, Wes learns about the pitfalls of collaboration. Meanwhile, Daevon brushes up on his manners.</desc>
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    <title>Yo! Bum Rush The Secret Show - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arsenio encourages Joey to step back into the spotlight. Daevon struggles with an identity crisis. Justine tries a risky marketing strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hamper, Don't Hurt 'Em - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Washingtons take in a special guest, Joey attempts to teach Daevon a lesson, and Skyler prepares for her academic future.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Said Log You Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Joey shares some exciting news, Justine struggles with an internet troll. Veronica helps Skyler tackle an unexpected fear.</desc>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185351 +0000" stop="20260915192034 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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    <title>U Can't Crash This - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Justine scores an exclusive dinner invite, Skyler makes a major decision, and Veronica finds an unsettling surprise in her boyfriend’s apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Champagne Glasses - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After an intense ending to the Halloween party, Spencer tries his best to compartmentalize everything and focus on the big Homecoming game. Much to Laura's dismay, Billy and Olivia set out on a mission to do what they think is right, which leads them to learn more than they anticipated. Jordan makes it known in what he wants but is met with resistance, and Layla gets an unexpected bombshell at work. Coop is at an emotional crossroads and Asher learns the power of adjustments. Meanwhile, Grace gets a life changing offer she may not be able to refuse.</desc>
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    <title>Ludacrismas - S05E01</title>
    <desc>With everyone on holiday break, Spencer, decides to throw an epic Christmas party, with the help of JJ and Asher, as an excuse to bring him and Olivia closer. Jordan gets news about his hand, but he isn’t sure what to do. After weeks of research, Olivia and Billy think they may have a breakthrough on their investigation. Layla decides to take matters into her own hands to get her dad’s company back. Meanwhile, Coop feels replaced when Laura makes a change in the office, which makes Coop think about her future.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Sweat the Technique - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer’s life hitting a rocky point, he takes some advice from JJ and Coop to embrace college life. Olivia and Billy’s suspicions about Coach Garrett resurface and cause tension between them and Jordan. Layla makes a power play that catches an unsuspecting Patience off-guard. Meanwhile, Asher struggles with trying to be JJ’s coach and maintaining their friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Feeling Myself - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Spencer joins Olivia in her quest to get former players to talk about Coach Garrett, things start to become real for them. With Jordan’s encouragement, Layla agrees to attend a red carpet with Patience, but Patience is still learning the ins and outs of these exclusive events. Spencer notices that Grace is doing a lot of wedding things solo, so he comes up with a solution to make her feel special. Asher gets an opportunity to take the next step in his career by going on a recruiting trip. Meanwhile, Coop gets too involved in a case at work, leading Laura to step in.</desc>
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    <title>Turn Down for What - S05E04</title>
    <desc>With Grace and Carter’s wedding right around the corner, antics ensue. While Denise and Laura kidnap Grace for a surprise bachelorette party, Preach and Billy take Carter out for drinks, and everyone ends the night with more than they bargained for. JJ puts together another Vortex game night with Spencer, Jordan, Layla, and Olivia that goes awry when secrets are aired. Meanwhile, Coop is coming to terms with some disappointing news.</desc>
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    <title>I Need Love - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Still not satisfied with her article, Olivia gets Billy’s help to find the missing piece before her deadline. JJ ropes Spencer and Jordan into a Valentine’s Day fraternity speed dating event, which leaves Jordan questioning what’s really happening between him and Layla. Coop has an opportunity to audit a law class but faces stiff competition for the coveted spot. Meanwhile, JJ begins to wonder if Asher is using recruiting as a ploy to get JJ to take off-season seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>After what happens at the press conference, Spencer and Jordan try to secure as many commitments before the end of National Signing Day to help their team. Asher tries to capitalize on the unfortunate opportunity by swaying some new recruits with an assist from an unlikely source. Olivia is torn on how to publish her article while also protecting those she loves. Patience is pushed outside her comfort zone while shooting a music video. Meanwhile, Jordan and JJ throw a party that escalates and ends with Jordan witnessing a rude awakening.</desc>
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    <title>Hate It or Love It - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hustling to manage the fallout after some shocking news, Spencer reaches out to Billy for help while Jordan contemplates where his priorities are. Olivia feels conflicted about how to balance feelings about work and family. Layla helps Patience with a professional crisis after hitting a major social media landmark. Meanwhile, Coop’s first day of auditing law classes doesn’t go as she thought it would.</desc>
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    <title>Feel So Good - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Laura throws Billy a surprise birthday party, everyone comes together to roast Billy, but Billy has a looming decision hanging over his head. Spencer makes an effort to do what’s best for himself, hoping it helps Olivia and him take a step towards moving on. Jayme offers some sage advice to Asher  about his speech with JJ, but she ignores her own about watching out for red flags. Meanwhile, Jordan and Layla get in their first fight over something neither of them could have predicted.</desc>
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    <title>Feel It in the Air - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the Santa Ana winds blow into town, they seem to confirm Billy’s theory that they are a bad omen after he faces multiple setbacks. Spencer convinces a reluctant ally to speak their truth, but it doesn’t come without consequences. Jordan finds himself juggling too many secrets and accidentally lets one slip. Olivia throws herself into moving on and comes to an unexpected realization. Meanwhile, Skye offers to help Patience with her social media, leaving Coop’s and Skye’s relationship dynamic to change.</desc>
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    <title>O.P.P. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While Billy preps his team for the combine, Spencer hears some news that leaves him rattled. Asher steps up to help Jaymee following her hospital visit. Coop helps Preach prepare for his custody trial.</desc>
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    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193529 +0000" stop="20260915195901 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120302 +0000" stop="20260915122628 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122628 +0000" stop="20260915124954 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124954 +0000" stop="20260915131320 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131320 +0000" stop="20260915133646 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133646 +0000" stop="20260915140013 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140013 +0000" stop="20260915142339 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142339 +0000" stop="20260915144705 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144705 +0000" stop="20260915151033 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151033 +0000" stop="20260915153359 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153359 +0000" stop="20260915155730 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155730 +0000" stop="20260915162056 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162056 +0000" stop="20260915164422 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164422 +0000" stop="20260915170750 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170750 +0000" stop="20260915173116 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173116 +0000" stop="20260915175442 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175442 +0000" stop="20260915181808 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181808 +0000" stop="20260915184134 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184134 +0000" stop="20260915190501 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190501 +0000" stop="20260915192827 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192827 +0000" stop="20260915195153 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121009 +0000" stop="20260915123549 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Year's Wedding - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123549 +0000" stop="20260915130126 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie the Babysitter - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Archie babysits little Joey with the help of his friends during their poker game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130126 +0000" stop="20260915132710 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Finds a Friend - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Archie has ulterior motives when he befriends a Jewish watchmaker, who has a sure-fire invention that the world has been waiting for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132710 +0000" stop="20260915135232 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike's Move - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135232 +0000" stop="20260915141807 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Weighty Problem - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141807 +0000" stop="20260915144355 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love by Appointment - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144355 +0000" stop="20260915150930 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey's Baptism - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150930 +0000" stop="20260915153501 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike and Gloria's House Guests - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153501 +0000" stop="20260915160045 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith's Night Out - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelsey's Bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160045 +0000" stop="20260915162553 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Edith leaves Archie when she suspects him of infidelity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162553 +0000" stop="20260915165059 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165059 +0000" stop="20260915171558 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (3) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171558 +0000" stop="20260915174056 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unemployment Story (1) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174056 +0000" stop="20260915180558 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unemployment Story (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180558 +0000" stop="20260915183055 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Operation (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183055 +0000" stop="20260915185555 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Operation (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Archie recuperates in time to return to work with a raise and a promotion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185555 +0000" stop="20260915192040 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192040 +0000" stop="20260915194539 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120814 +0000" stop="20260915123054 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123054 +0000" stop="20260915125338 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125338 +0000" stop="20260915131650 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131650 +0000" stop="20260915133922 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133922 +0000" stop="20260915140154 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140154 +0000" stop="20260915142356 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142356 +0000" stop="20260915144608 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144608 +0000" stop="20260915150825 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150825 +0000" stop="20260915153058 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153058 +0000" stop="20260915155330 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coolio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Psychic: Alisa's psychic tells her that something bad will happen on the show. /

Good Burger in Love: Ed falls in love with the new Good Burger trainee, Beth (Angelique) /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Prize Inside: A family returns home from a trip to the grocery store and starts unpacking the groceries. They keep finding prizes inside all of the food, including sunglasses in the mayonnaise and cash in the lettuce! /

An audience vendor interrupts a pirate sketch. /

Baggin' Saggin' Barry: Barry saves the trip to the tennis match by using his baggy pants. /

Musical Guest: Coolio - "Fantastic Voyage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155330 +0000" stop="20260915161605 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Picked Last: Josh is picked last to play basketball, after a baby, a stuffed cat, and even a tree. /

It's Superdude against Milkman in Milkman's Dairy Lair when he kidnaps Penny Lane (Angelique). /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

What's In the Box? - Contestants try to guess what item is in the box. The Host (Josh) ends up going crazy because of one contestant's (Lori Beth) crazy guesses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Two Girls (Angelique &amp; Alisa) go on a double date with two annoying losers (Kenan &amp; Josh). The girls go to bathroom and use any means necessary to get away from their dates such as trying to climb out the window, blowing up the wall, or even switching clothes with two boy scouts. /

Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real - "Candy Rain"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161605 +0000" stop="20260915163817 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Faces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>*Green Room-The Tour: People get a tour of the All That set. /

Cooking with Randy &amp; Mandy:Randy And Mandy Are Joined By Chef Monique (Lori Beth). /

Schoolastic Snacks: A commercial advertising edible school supplies. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Arlene Loofa (Lori Beth) performs stand-up in Math Class. /

Cheese Police: The Cheese Police Chief (Kel) Tries To Stop A Student (Kenan) From Tourting Miss Fingerly, Principal Pimpell And More Students! /

More Arlene Loofa /

Musical Guest: Changing Faces - "Foolin' Around"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163817 +0000" stop="20260915170049 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackstreet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Costume Mix-Up: Kevin directs the cast to the wrong dressing rooms to change for the football sketch. Now the boys are all dressed as cheerleaders and the girls are dressed up in football uniforms. /

Kay (Angelique) gets more than she bargained for when her blind date turns out to be Ishboo. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Lori Beth is taking driver's ed and her instructor is none other than Coach Kreeton. It's Coach vs. Student as Lori Beth upsets and wounds Kreeton in ways he can't understand. /

They're plastic, they're spastic, they're utterly fantastic. They're Action League Now! Today's episode: "I've Been Working On De-Rail Road." The Action League team investigates a rash of railroad wrecks. /

Miss Fingerly in "The Missing Eraser": Miss Fingerly's eraser has gone missing. As she turns her back to search for it, her students proceed to steal everything in the classroom, only to stop whenever she turns around again. She finally catches on when the students steal her wig! /

Kreeton shouts out his window at some noisy nearby birds, until one dives through the window and pecks his face! /

Ishboo sneaks his way past a security guard in order to sit in the audience for Blackstreet. /

Musical Guest: Blackstreet - "Love's In Need"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170049 +0000" stop="20260915172329 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zhané - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Interview: A teen magazine called Teenerific interview Kenan &amp; Josh. /

When Earboy Met Sally: Earboy gets a gold watch from Ross Perot to give to Sally (Alisa) to get her to on a date with him. Unfortunately, Four Eyes has a crush on him. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Raffle: Kel &amp; Alisa do a raffle to give weird and unwanted prizes to the audience. /

The Spelling Bee /

Musical Guest: Zhané - "Shame"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172329 +0000" stop="20260915174610 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Limbo Contest: The cast members have a limbo contest to see who gets to dump Kevin in a tub of yogurt. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis must land a plane but they won't do it if they don't get "diet cola and dem honey roasted nuts" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly vs. Mr. Hi-Tech: Miss Fingerly's old fashioned ways of teaching run afoul of Mr. Hi-Tech, a student with all of the latest gadgets. Needless to say, trouble soon arises. /

Roseanne Aerobics: Comedienne Roseanne (Katrina) comes to an aerobics class to teach exercise her way. /

Lost &amp; Found /

Musical Guest: Usher - "Think of You" *Mavis &amp; Clavis go backstage with Usher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174610 +0000" stop="20260915180850 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Few Good Men - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Audience Q &amp; A: The audience get to ask the cast questions and of course they're all weird and incredibly strange. /

Good Burgalar VS Superdude: Superdude comes to Good Burger to stop a robber. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly VS The Class Clown: Miss Fingerly is having trouble with Schmutz her own class clown-who dresses in a full clown costume and plays practical jokes. /

Cereal Critics Allen &amp; Alan /

Pierre Escargot /

Musical Guest: A Few Good Men - "Young Girl"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180850 +0000" stop="20260915183130 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath ft. Kel Mitchell - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Party: The cast members are throwing a huge party in the Green Room. Whenever Kevin and the producer come in, though, they scramble to hide their party goods. /

Surprise Marty: His friends &amp; family are throwing a surprise party for him, but every surprise just causes Marty to faint. /

Urkel's Holiday Hits /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denbeg /

Coach Kreeton Teaches Volleyball /

Miss Fingerly in "Do You Do That at Home?": Miss Fingerly is annoyed by a rude student (Angelique). She tells her that at school, she should behave the way she does at home. The tables are turned the next day when Ms. Fingerly comes into the room and sees her student in a bathrobe, sitting in a recliner and getting cable hooked up! /

Action League NOW!: "Stinky on Ice" /

Musical Guest: Aftermath feat. Kel Mitchell - "Chillin"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183130 +0000" stop="20260915185033 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty By Nature - S02E01</title>
    <desc>All That Audition footage: The cast takes a look at some All That audition footage.
Good Burger Commercial: Ed (Kel) tries hard to read the cue cards right in order to do a commercial.
Loud Librarian: Librarian (Lori Beth) doesn't want any noise to happen in her libarary even though she is the one making all the major noise.
Randy &amp; Mandy: Apparently, all the chocolate comsumed by Randy (Kenan) gives him a bad toothache. Mandy (Angelique) tries what she can to make it better.
Musical Guest: Naughty By Nature ("Clap Yo Hands")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185033 +0000" stop="20260915191033 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cast Directs Kevin
Happy Ishboo to You: Ishboo (Kenan) celebrates his birthday in unusual ways.
Island Girls: Fran (Lori Beth) &amp; Kiki (Alisa) are stuck on a deserted island. Fran wants to get off the island but has to put up with the stupidity of Kiki. Therefore, they are unsuccessful.
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Detective Dan: Detective Dan (Josh) is very unsuccessful at catching a villan.
Vital Information: Monica seems to have taken over the Vital Information desk. But then, Lori Beth eventually shows up and dismisses her.
Musical Guest: Monica ("Don't Take It Personal")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191033 +0000" stop="20260915192957 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larisa Oleynik / Da Brat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spin the Bottle: The cast plays a game of spin the bottle. However, instead of the bottle landing on a person, it lands on objects. The cast kisses such items like the wall, a chair, and even the table.
Kreeton Gets A Cat: Coach Kreeton (Kel) tries to get a cat out of a tree for a little girl (Katrina)
Miss Fingerly: That's Cheatin': Miss Fingerly (Lori Beth) catches one of her students cheating on a test.
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
The Secret World of Alex Sax: A good parody of one of Nickelodeon's famous shows "The Secret World Of Alex Mack".
Vital Information With Lori Beth Denberg
Ishboo &amp; Da Brat: Ishboo (Kenan) &amp; Da Brat play a game of Sponge Toss.
Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Give It 2 Ya"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192957 +0000" stop="20260915194814 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Jamal-Warner / Mokenstef - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kel VS Alisa: Kel &amp; Alisa had a fight and aren't speaking to each. However, they didn't mind demonstrating their cruel pranks on Kevin.
Superdude's Ice Cream Fling: Superdude (Kenan) has another showdown with Milkman (Josh) at an ice cream parlor. Milkman introduces his new weapon, The Ice Cream Catapult.
Teacher's Pet Wars: Students compete to see who is the best teacher's pet
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
Repairman Adventure: Repairman (Kel) makes people's life hard as he does more than "repair" things.
Mavis &amp; Clavis: Mavis (Kenan) &amp; Clavis (Kel) Meet Malcolm Jamal-Warner
Musical Guest: Mokenstef performs "He's Mine"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131339 +0000" stop="20260915133542 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133542 +0000" stop="20260915142042 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142042 +0000" stop="20260915153841 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153841 +0000" stop="20260915160007 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160007 +0000" stop="20260915162101 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162101 +0000" stop="20260915164249 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164249 +0000" stop="20260915170440 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170440 +0000" stop="20260915172621 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172621 +0000" stop="20260915174721 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174721 +0000" stop="20260915180909 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180909 +0000" stop="20260915182943 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182943 +0000" stop="20260915185128 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185128 +0000" stop="20260915191316 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191316 +0000" stop="20260915193436 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193436 +0000" stop="20260915195627 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120325 +0000" stop="20260915120830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120830 +0000" stop="20260915121335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121335 +0000" stop="20260915121840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121840 +0000" stop="20260915122346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122346 +0000" stop="20260915122851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122851 +0000" stop="20260915123355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123355 +0000" stop="20260915123901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123901 +0000" stop="20260915124406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124406 +0000" stop="20260915124911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124911 +0000" stop="20260915125416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125416 +0000" stop="20260915125921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125921 +0000" stop="20260915130426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130426 +0000" stop="20260915130931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130931 +0000" stop="20260915131436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131436 +0000" stop="20260915131941 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131941 +0000" stop="20260915132446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132446 +0000" stop="20260915132954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132954 +0000" stop="20260915133459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133459 +0000" stop="20260915134004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134004 +0000" stop="20260915134509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134509 +0000" stop="20260915135014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135014 +0000" stop="20260915135518 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135518 +0000" stop="20260915140022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140022 +0000" stop="20260915140530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140530 +0000" stop="20260915141038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141038 +0000" stop="20260915141546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141546 +0000" stop="20260915142056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142056 +0000" stop="20260915142600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142600 +0000" stop="20260915143105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143105 +0000" stop="20260915143610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143610 +0000" stop="20260915144118 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144118 +0000" stop="20260915144623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144623 +0000" stop="20260915145131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145131 +0000" stop="20260915145636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145636 +0000" stop="20260915150144 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150144 +0000" stop="20260915150649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150649 +0000" stop="20260915151154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151154 +0000" stop="20260915151659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151659 +0000" stop="20260915152207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152207 +0000" stop="20260915152711 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152711 +0000" stop="20260915153215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153215 +0000" stop="20260915153723 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153723 +0000" stop="20260915154231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154231 +0000" stop="20260915154739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154739 +0000" stop="20260915155244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155244 +0000" stop="20260915155749 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155749 +0000" stop="20260915160254 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160254 +0000" stop="20260915160759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160759 +0000" stop="20260915161304 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161304 +0000" stop="20260915161809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161809 +0000" stop="20260915162313 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162313 +0000" stop="20260915162818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162818 +0000" stop="20260915163318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163318 +0000" stop="20260915163823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163823 +0000" stop="20260915164327 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164327 +0000" stop="20260915164832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164832 +0000" stop="20260915165337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165337 +0000" stop="20260915165555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165555 +0000" stop="20260915165838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165838 +0000" stop="20260915170106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170106 +0000" stop="20260915170336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170336 +0000" stop="20260915170607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170607 +0000" stop="20260915170833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170833 +0000" stop="20260915171101 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171101 +0000" stop="20260915171335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171335 +0000" stop="20260915171603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171603 +0000" stop="20260915171841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171841 +0000" stop="20260915172143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172143 +0000" stop="20260915172338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172338 +0000" stop="20260915172540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172540 +0000" stop="20260915172815 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172815 +0000" stop="20260915173021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173021 +0000" stop="20260915173231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173231 +0000" stop="20260915173438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173438 +0000" stop="20260915173653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173653 +0000" stop="20260915173904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173904 +0000" stop="20260915174141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174141 +0000" stop="20260915174347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174347 +0000" stop="20260915174610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174610 +0000" stop="20260915174838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174838 +0000" stop="20260915175119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175119 +0000" stop="20260915175331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175331 +0000" stop="20260915175606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175606 +0000" stop="20260915180106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180106 +0000" stop="20260915180606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180606 +0000" stop="20260915181106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181106 +0000" stop="20260915181606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181606 +0000" stop="20260915182106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182106 +0000" stop="20260915182606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182606 +0000" stop="20260915183106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183106 +0000" stop="20260915183607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183607 +0000" stop="20260915184107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184107 +0000" stop="20260915184607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184607 +0000" stop="20260915185107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185107 +0000" stop="20260915185607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185607 +0000" stop="20260915190107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190107 +0000" stop="20260915190607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190607 +0000" stop="20260915191107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191107 +0000" stop="20260915191408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191408 +0000" stop="20260915191713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191713 +0000" stop="20260915192018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192018 +0000" stop="20260915192323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192323 +0000" stop="20260915192628 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192628 +0000" stop="20260915192933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192933 +0000" stop="20260915193238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193238 +0000" stop="20260915193544 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193544 +0000" stop="20260915193849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193849 +0000" stop="20260915194154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194154 +0000" stop="20260915194459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194459 +0000" stop="20260915194804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194804 +0000" stop="20260915195109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195109 +0000" stop="20260915195415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195415 +0000" stop="20260915195720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195720 +0000" stop="20260915200025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120622 +0000" stop="20260915125933 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125933 +0000" stop="20260915135541 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135541 +0000" stop="20260915144559 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144559 +0000" stop="20260915152912 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152912 +0000" stop="20260915161746 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161746 +0000" stop="20260915171019 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171019 +0000" stop="20260915180913 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180913 +0000" stop="20260915190605 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
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    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
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    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
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    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
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    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
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    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
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    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
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    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
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    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
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    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
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    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
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    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
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    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
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    <title>World Day - S04E30</title>
    <desc>To celebrate “World Day” and win a trip, the Chipmunks each get a country to represent for a school presentation.</desc>
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    <title>Allergic Reaction - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops an allergy to an unknown ingredient.</desc>
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    <title>Lice-enced to Teach - S04E32</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks are sent home from school due to a lice outbreak; Dave has to teach them as they work on their assignments</desc>
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    <title>Animal House Party - S04E33</title>
    <desc>A wild party is planned by Derek when the brothers are set to be home alone for the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>Dr Zap vs. Electroboy - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Mega Bounce Battle - S04E35</title>
    <desc>The boy's disobey Dave's order to not play a dangerous game then have to hide their injuries when they get hurt.</desc>
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    <title>Gossip Guy - S04E36</title>
    <desc>The school newspaper has a sudden increase in sales when a gossip column appears poking fun at other students.</desc>
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    <title>Chimpmania - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Jeanette and the Chipmunks try to rescue a chimpanzee Bocarter keeps in a cage.</desc>
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    <title>Dad Jokes - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
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    <title>The Chosen Chipmunk - S04E39</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks discover Officer Dangus has a twin brother that's a bully and encourage Dangus to stand up to him.</desc>
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    <title>Double Dangus - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Alvin wastes his entire Summer playing a video game, then tries to do all the fun things he'd planned in one day.</desc>
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    <title>Last Day of Summer - S04E41</title>
    <desc>Theodore is mistaken for an elf and whisked off to the north pole to help build toys in Santa's workshop.</desc>
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    <title>The Littlest Robot - S04E42</title>
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    <title>You Troll - S04E43</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks try to keep Dave from getting on the internet after a performance he posts gets negative comments.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S04E44</title>
    <desc>Alvin is alarmed that Dave will be hosting an auction where he'll have to tell jokes because he's not that funny.</desc>
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    <title>Sick as a Chipmuck - S04E45</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes fall in love with a cute little mouse that's doomed to be fed to a snake as part of a science class.</desc>
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    <title>Instant Gram - S04E46</title>
    <desc>After caring for a sick Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette wonder if Brittany would care for them if they were sick.</desc>
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    <title>Of Mice and Munks - S04E47</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks along with Kevin and Cheesy decide to crash BoCarter's birthday yacht party after not being invited.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Saves the World - S04E48</title>
    <desc>Dave gets an "Instant Gram" account and after several embarrassing posts, Alvin does all he can to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>A Very Merry Chipmas - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Simon's new invention threatens to destroy the world, creating a time loop and changing gravity inside the house.</desc>
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    <title>Geizmo’s Day Out - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin really wants to play with Simon's robot Gizmo. Simon refuses. Since he wants to go on a trip, he gives Gizmo Jeanette to be on the safe side. But it's useless: Alvin gets the little robot anyway.</desc>
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    <title>Unbored - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Alvin is terribly bored and blames Dave for his boredom. The latter believes that Alvin cannot deal with himself and takes the cell phone from him.</desc>
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    <title>Deserted / The Great Snack Off - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Unboxing Day / Dave's Pavilion - S05E03</title>
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    <title>U-Fly / Yeti or Not - S05E05</title>
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    <title>The Flying Beast / Taken - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin tries to convince Dave that he's being hunted by a flying beast. / The boys' imaginations run wild as Dave disappears, when they find him they're convinced he’s a zombie.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of MacBeth / Zeela the Great - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks don't want to perform in the school play, after learning of its curse. / Simon's robot Geizmo becomes jealous of Jeanette's robot Zeela, until a sudden tragedy reveals Geizmo's true heart.</desc>
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    <title>Davey Boy / Dr. Sleep - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a taste of his own medicine when he zaps Dave with a youth ray, turning him into an irresponsible teen. / In an effort to be more productive, Simon invents a device that can override the need to sleep. But does it work?</desc>
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    <title>The Road Warrior / My Fair Chipette - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin sounds the alarm when he believes Theodore has joined a motorcycle gang of vampires. / When Brittany declines Alvin's help for a talent show, he convinces Jeanette to enter, putting them at odds.</desc>
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    <title>Gone Gal / Time Traveller's Party - S05E15</title>
    <desc>When Miss Croner has a disagreement with Miss Miller, she fakes her disappearance to get even. / Simon tells Alvin time travel is impossible, until a man from the future shows up at their home.</desc>
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    <title>The House on Cedar Lane / Bathroom Bully - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When classmates claim a local haunted house isn't that scary, Alvin decides to prove them wrong. / When Miss Smith praises Simon's grades in class, Derek bullies him by not allowing him to use the boys' bathroom.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175045 +0000" stop="20260915181815 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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    <title>5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 Thousand Miles! - S09E12</title>
    <desc>One team is ecstatic thinking they have a serious advantage when they learn the location of the next destination...a place they’ve been to and where they know the language two teams race in paddle boats that look like ducks during a sprint to the first pit stop of this 2-leg finale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141048 +0000" stop="20260915151816 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Fast! Quack, Quack! - S10E01</title>
    <desc>12 teams take off on the tenth Amazing Race for a journey that host Phil Keoghan promises to full of unexpected surprises. The teams set off from Seattle Washington and are immediately directed to head to Beijing, China on one of two flights. The teams face heavy traffic as they scramble for position, and ultimately the lead of the first flight is dampened by a delay. Once in China, the teams travel to the Gold House Restaurant where one member of each team is required to eat fish eyes in a Roadblock. After completing the task, they travel to the Meridian Gate kiosk in the Forbidden City, where arriving teams grab one of three deparature teams and spend the night. They also find their first twist --- the last team to arrive is eliminated on the spot. In the morning, the teams continue the race. They ride in the sidecars of motorbikes to 14 Hou Hai North Bank Road where they receive a Detour choice --- Labor or Leisure. Most teams choose Labor, which requires them to create a sidewalk pattern, but two choose Leisure in which they perform a relaxation routine in unison. Finally, the teams arrive at the Pit Stop at the Great Wall of China, where they must first complete a tough climb to reach the top. A second team is then eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151816 +0000" stop="20260915160209 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can Horses Smell Fear? - S10E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams continue from Juyyongguan, a gate at the Great Wall of China and received a clue instructing them to travel to a temple in Ulan Bator, Mongolia, a total of 963 miles by bus and train. Once the teams arrive at the temple, they watch a performance and then receive a clue instructing them to drive a jeep to a riverbed in Terelj. The teams then choose a pair of horses and travel to a meadow where they find a Detour --- Take it Down or Fill it Up. The choice was about evenly split, however, two teams faced difficulty on the Take it Down task and switched Detours midstream. After completing the tasks, the teams were required to travel back to their vehicles on their horses--a problem for Kellie and Jamie when they lost a helmet. The teams then drove 47 miles to the Hotel Mongolia, where a Roadblock awaitied that involved shooting flaming arrows. Once the teams completed, they ran only a short distance to the Pit Stop, where another team was eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160209 +0000" stop="20260915164601 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! - S10E03</title>
    <desc>The teams continue from their Pit Stop at a hillside pavilion and receive a clue instructing them to fly over 2,300 miles to Hanoi, Vietnam. Teams are surprised to learn that they were receiving no money for the start of the leg. Following an argument over line placement between Tom/Terry and Dustin/Kandice, teams arrive at Hanoi, where at 8 A.M., they enter a prison nicknamed the "Hanoi Hilton" and searched for John McCain's flight suit. Some teams choose to stop briefly for a moment of silence out of respect for the veterans of Vietnam. They then make their way 1 1/2 miles to the Old Quarter, where at a flower shop, one member of each team participates in a Roadblock that required them to sell flowers and make 80,000 Vietnamese đồng. Teams were allowed to keep money made and afterwards travel thirty miles by public bus to Vac Village. Here, the teams participate in a Detour that gave a choice between Fuel or Fowl. One team makes a critical error in not following a clue's instructions, potentially dealing a fatal setback.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164601 +0000" stop="20260915172953 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at a rice paddy and receive a clue instructing them to travel by taxi twenty miles to the Ly Thai To Garden in Hanoi, Vietnam. The teams receive 588,000 Vietnamese dong, but must first pick it up, as it is not included with the clue. At the Garden, the teams receive an auditory clue that eventually directs them to the Hydrofoil Harbor in Ben Xe Bai Chay. There, the teams face a Roadblock which requires one member of each team to make a steep climb. After completing the task, the teams take a motorboat 1.2 miles to the Song Sot Cave and search for the next clue. It's a Detour that requires them to choose between Over (delivering supplies) or Under (hauling oysters.) Difficulty in navigating the boats and problems with wind lead to a suspenseful finish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172953 +0000" stop="20260915181322 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! - S10E05</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Soi Sim in the Halo Bay and receive a clue instructing them to fly 3,000 miles to Chennai, India. After riding the train to Hanoi, a scramble for planes begins with many twists and turns. All teams eventually arrive in Hanoi some together and the rest trailing only minutes to a couple hours behind. The teams take a bus 40 miles to Mamallapuram and are then faced with a Detour --- Wild Things or Wild Rice. Wild Things requires them to handle crocodiles, while Wild Rice involves constructing a complex pattern out of colored powder made from rice. After completing the task, the teams travel by bus to the Karthik Driving School. A Roadblock requires one member of each team to complete an Indian driving test. Teams then check-in at the Pit Stop, the Chettinad House, after driving ten miles with the driving instructor. When the final team arrives, they are not eliminated, but are surprised to learn about a new penalty twist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181322 +0000" stop="20260915185704 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies! - S10E06</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Chettinad House in Chennai India and receive a mobile-phone clue instructing them to fly 2,400 miles to Kuwait City in Kuwait. Once there, the teams find the mystery location, the Kuwait Towers and take numbers to face a Roadblock when the towers officially open. The Roadblock requires one member of each team to climb 610 feet above the ground and retrieve pieces to complete a puzzle. One team opts for the Fast Forward to avoid elimination. Once the remaining teams complete the Roadblock, they travel three miles to a bead shop in a local market. There, they receive a clue with a Detour task of Manual or Automatic. Teams choosing Manual load bags of camel feed, while teams choosing Automatic steer a camel using a robotic jockey. Many teams get lost on the way to their Detour choice. Ultimately, one team is not able to find either Detour task in time and is eliminated from the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185704 +0000" stop="20260915194027 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wonder if This is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle - S10E07</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Al-Sadiq area water towers and receive a clue instructing them to fly to the island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean, over 4,600 miles away. As the teams scramble for flights, members of an alliance known as the "six-pack" both help and hinder each other. Two teams argue over placement in line, but ultimately all teams travel on the same flights to Mauritius. Once there, the teams receive a model of a schooner and match it to a real schooner in the Grand Baie. The teams make a long swim to the schooner and then swim back after receiving a clue. The clue instructs them to drive to the Case Noyale post office. Along the way, teams face both traffic and car problems. They then take part in a Detour --- Salt or Sea, and several teams experience difficulty with their initial choice. Ultimately, one team arrives last at the Pit Stop, but is not eliminated, as this is another non-elimination leg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122413 +0000" stop="20260915135959 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135959 +0000" stop="20260915144624 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144624 +0000" stop="20260915162210 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162210 +0000" stop="20260915170835 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170835 +0000" stop="20260915184422 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184422 +0000" stop="20260915193047 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122957 +0000" stop="20260915125440 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125440 +0000" stop="20260915134052 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134052 +0000" stop="20260915140535 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140535 +0000" stop="20260915143022 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143022 +0000" stop="20260915145604 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145604 +0000" stop="20260915152047 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152047 +0000" stop="20260915154532 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154532 +0000" stop="20260915161016 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161016 +0000" stop="20260915163458 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163458 +0000" stop="20260915165940 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165940 +0000" stop="20260915172402 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172402 +0000" stop="20260915174846 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174846 +0000" stop="20260915181331 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181331 +0000" stop="20260915183817 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183817 +0000" stop="20260915190301 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190301 +0000" stop="20260915192726 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192726 +0000" stop="20260915195211 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120248 +0000" stop="20260915121358 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get to babysit Anais whilst their parents go to a PTA meeting but being "responsible" has a different meaning when you don't know what it means.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121358 +0000" stop="20260915122518 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122518 +0000" stop="20260915123655 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123655 +0000" stop="20260915124804 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124804 +0000" stop="20260915125915 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125915 +0000" stop="20260915131020 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131020 +0000" stop="20260915132121 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spoon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become unwitting accomplices in a stick-up at a gas station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132121 +0000" stop="20260915133232 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133232 +0000" stop="20260915134343 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134343 +0000" stop="20260915135442 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135442 +0000" stop="20260915140542 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140542 +0000" stop="20260915141652 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141652 +0000" stop="20260915142752 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142752 +0000" stop="20260915143851 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143851 +0000" stop="20260915144952 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144952 +0000" stop="20260915150052 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150052 +0000" stop="20260915151152 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151152 +0000" stop="20260915152303 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152303 +0000" stop="20260915153415 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153415 +0000" stop="20260915154520 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154520 +0000" stop="20260915155631 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155631 +0000" stop="20260915160731 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160731 +0000" stop="20260915161831 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161831 +0000" stop="20260915162932 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162932 +0000" stop="20260915164041 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164041 +0000" stop="20260915165141 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165141 +0000" stop="20260915170250 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170250 +0000" stop="20260915171350 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wand - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The guys share the power of magic with Dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171350 +0000" stop="20260915172449 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ape - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian cozies up to Gumball in order to win an award</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172449 +0000" stop="20260915173558 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Car - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are eager enough to do numerous chores at Mr. Robinson's house, until they accidentally destroy his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173558 +0000" stop="20260915174709 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball's good day turns bad to worse throughout his school day, much to the point where he believes he is "cursed".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174709 +0000" stop="20260915175820 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Microwave - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gumball creates a creature, made of every gross thing he could find, with a cannibalistic appetite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175820 +0000" stop="20260915180922 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meddler - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Seeing Gumball in need of attention, Nicole hangs out with him at school, which becomes increasingly embarrassing for her son.</desc>
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    <desc>Gumball seeks justice when Banana Joe chews Darwin's pen.</desc>
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    <title>POW / MIA Bike 3 - S01E18</title>
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    <title>NY Jets Bike - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Miller Electric 1 - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Miller Electric 2 - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Leno Bike 1 - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Hopes are high and spirits soar as OCC's battle to build the P.O.W./M.I.A. bike rages on. But design changes and last minute setbacks bring Paul Sr.'s patriotic tribute to a crashing halt.</desc>
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    <title>Leno Bike 2 - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Liberty Bike 1 - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Liberty Bike 2 - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Dixie Chopper 1 - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Dixie Chopper 2 - S01E27</title>
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    <title>100% Not Guilty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As jury selection gets underway, the entrance of Johnnie Cochran adds an interesting energy to the case.</desc>
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    <title>The Race Card - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Marcia, Marcia, Marcia - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise as the defense starts taking aims at racial implications in the case, and as Marcia faces an ongoing divorce and negative representation in the media.</desc>
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    <title>Conspiracy Theories - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The infamous live fitting of the gloves is contemplated as both the defense and the prosecution face obstacles in and out of the courtroom.</desc>
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    <title>A Jury In Jail - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The jury become tired and restless as the case continues, meanwhile the defence juggle with the idea of putting OJ on the stands.</desc>
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    <title>Manna From Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Johnnie Cochran and F. Lee Bailey go across the country to acquire the Mark Fuhrman tapes.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Would Be Vogue - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The eyes of the world turn to Miami Beach, Fla., following the murder of fashion designer Gianni Versace.</desc>
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    <title>The Two Hundred - S13E10</title>
    <desc>A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.</desc>
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    <title>The Unincludeds - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Wife - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130625 +0000" stop="20260915132735 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Widow's Pique - S13E13</title>
    <desc>When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132735 +0000" stop="20260915134844 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.</desc>
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    <title>Daesong Heavy Industries - S13E15</title>
    <desc>Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140954 +0000" stop="20260915143104 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence - S13E16</title>
    <desc>Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth - S13E17</title>
    <desc>Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".</desc>
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    <title>Mine Struggle - S13E18</title>
    <desc>Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.</desc>
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    <title>Garfield and Friends - S13E19</title>
    <desc>Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.</desc>
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    <title>Gifted Me Liberty - S13E20</title>
    <desc>Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Next of Pin - S13E21</title>
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    <title>Standard Deviation - S13E22</title>
    <desc>To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Daze - S14E01</title>
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    <title>Fight and Flight - S14E02</title>
    <desc>Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171917 +0000" stop="20260915174021 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174021 +0000" stop="20260915180125 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Francine's Genitals - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180125 +0000" stop="20260915182235 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bahama Mama - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announced they're trying to have a baby; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182235 +0000" stop="20260915184331 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roger's Baby - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover through the TV show Morning Mimosas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184331 +0000" stop="20260915190433 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninety North, Zero West - S14E07</title>
    <desc>The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190433 +0000" stop="20260915192527 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whole Slotta Love - S14E08</title>
    <desc>Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.</desc>
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    <title>The Witches of Langley - S14E09</title>
    <desc>Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school; Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.</desc>
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    <title>Fearful Pranks Ensue - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Fiona's choices rattle a decades-long truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau. The Council of Witchcraft pays a surprise visit to the Academy with disturbing allegations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125354 +0000" stop="20260915133539 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burn, Witch. Burn! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Besieged by Marie Laveau's army, Zoe unleashes a new power. Fiona and Myrtle clash over control of the Coven. Madame LaLaurie is confronted by old ghosts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133539 +0000" stop="20260915141800 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Axeman Cometh - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Zoe, Queenie, and Nan make contact with a dark spirit trapped in the Academy. Cordelia's new power brings on a heartbreaking revelation.</desc>
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    <title>The Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Fiona finds new purpose in a dangerous love affair. A night out with LaLaurie leads Queenie to question her place in the Coven. Cordelia makes a fateful decision about her mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150606 +0000" stop="20260915155020 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sacred Taking - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Cordelia rallies the girls in the fight to stop Fiona. A dangerous new enemy puts Misty in the crosshairs. The rivalry between Marie Laveau and Delphine comes to a head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155020 +0000" stop="20260915163317 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Cordelia’s attacker is revealed. Fiona looks to form an alliance with Marie Laveau. Nan learns a disturbing truth about Luke’s past.</desc>
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    <title>The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Fiona attempts to out the new Supreme with a visit from Stevie Nicks. Cordelia learns the truth about Hank and the Witch Hunters. Madison tries to eliminate her competition for the Supremacy.</desc>
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    <title>Protect the Coven - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Fiona and Laveau have a deadly face off with The Corporation. Cordelia makes a desperate sacrifice to protect the Coven.</desc>
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    <title>Go to Hell - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Cordelia's latest vision puts the Coven's future in question. With the end of Fiona's reign approaching, the girls manifest powerful new gifts. Queenie's search for Marie Laveau leads her to Hell and back.</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Wonders - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A new Supreme rises.</desc>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
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    <title>You Can't Interview A Corpse - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is cornered into an intense standoff. As officials navigate remaining questions and suspicions, the city emerges – Boston Strong.</desc>
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    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162508 +0000" stop="20260915172751 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Interview A Corpse - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is cornered into an intense standoff. As officials navigate remaining questions and suspicions, the city emerges – Boston Strong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172751 +0000" stop="20260915182941 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120617 +0000" stop="20260915133241 +0000" channel="C439.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - Finals Night 2 - S09E14</title>
    <desc>The National Finals continue in Las Vegas, Nevada where the remaining athletes run Stage 1. Competitors include Drew Drechsel, Daniel Gil, Jessie Graff, Najee Richardson, Meagan Martin, Jamie Rahn, Adam Rayl, Sean Bryan, Abel Gonzalez, and Josh Salinas, among others. The finishers advance to Stage 2.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas Season Finale - S09E15</title>
    <desc>The Las Vegas Finals come to a close as the remaining 41 athletes tackle Stage 2, and possibly Stages 3 &amp; 4. The redesigned Stage 2 features the Giant Ring Swing, Criss Cross Salmon Ladder, Wave Runner, Swing Surfer, Wingnut Alley, and Wall Flip. Stage 3 includes the Floating Boards, Key Lock Hang, Nail Clipper, Ultimate Cliffhanger, Curved Body Prop, Peg Cloud, Time Bomb, and Flying Bar. If anyone conquers Stage 4, they claim $1,000,000 and the title of “American Ninja Warrior.”</desc>
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    <title>USA vs The World 2018 - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The "Olympics of Ninja Warrior", this competition, held on Las Vegas' Mt. Midoriyama, once again puts teams from all over the globe against each other on the challenging four-stage course. This time, four teams battle it out, although they are reduced in size.

Team USA includes Joe Moravsky, Najee Richardson, Sean Bryan, and Drew Drechsel.

Team Europe features Sean McColl, Alexander Mars, Sergio Verdasco, and Øssur Eiriksfoss.

Team Latin America consists of Danee Marmolejo, Karl Fow, Marco Jubes, and Sebastian Preito.

Team Asia includes Tomohiro Kawaguchi, Yusuke Morimoto, Thuc Lee, and Yosua Zalukhu.</desc>
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    <title>Dallas City Qualifiers - S10E01</title>
    <desc>In the qualifying round from Dallas, Texas, ninjas face 6 obstacles, including the new 18-foot “Mega Warped Wall,” which offers a chance to win $10,000 if conquered. Ninjas can also be younger this year, with the age limit lowered from 21 to 19. Notable Dallas ninjas include Daniel Gil, Brent Steffensen, and Barclay Stockett. Matt Iseman &amp; Akbar Gbajabiamila host and Kristine Leahy co-hosts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183052 +0000" stop="20260915195522 +0000" channel="C439.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Los Angeles City Qualifiers - S10E02</title>
    <desc>In the qualifying round from Los Angeles, California, ninjas tackle 6 obstacles, including the brand-new “Jumper Cables” and “Doorknob Drop.” Ninja veterans Sean Bryan, Kevin Bull, and Flip Rodriguez compete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123905 +0000" stop="20260915132107 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Magic Picking - S2022E03</title>
    <desc>Mike, and Robbie head for the Hollywood Hills to pick a once-in-a-lifetime stockpile of amazing movie memorabilia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132107 +0000" stop="20260915140254 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King of Signs - S2022E04</title>
    <desc>Robbie unveils his sprawling retro garage, and in Southern California, the Wolfe brothers come face-to-face with the King of Signs and uncover the Holy Grail of 3D signs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140254 +0000" stop="20260915144504 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadillac Man - S2022E05</title>
    <desc>The Wolfe brothers uncover an overgrown vintage Cadillac graveyard in the woods, and peel back the layers of a gargantuan California stockpile.</desc>
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    <title>Picking Frisco - S2022E06</title>
    <desc>The Wolfe brothers drop in on an historic San Francisco hotel that's home to an awesome collection of classic cars and uncover a hidden stash of spooky carnival relics.</desc>
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    <title>Picture Perfect Pick - S2022E07</title>
    <desc>In the California desert, the Wolfe brothers comb through a late photographer's eclectic hide-away and enter a sprawling ranch that's home to a must-have holy neon beacon.</desc>
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    <title>High Speed Picking - S2022E08</title>
    <desc>Mike visits the Virginia birthplace of a high-speed camera that changed the world. Meanwhile in Nashville, a music guru has some sobering news about Danielle's rock'n'roll gamble.</desc>
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    <title>Pinball Jack - S2022E09</title>
    <desc>In the heart of beer country, the Wolfe brothers find the motherlode of breweriana, the granddaddy of all pinball machines, and Elvis inside a Milwaukee collector's suburban home. Down the road, Mike and Robbie make a return pilgrimage to an Illinois honey hole to dig through five generations of history in a century-old mansion full of treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolves in Wisconsin - S2022E10</title>
    <desc>On Uncle Butch's ten-acre homestead in Wisconsin, the Wolfe brothers pay big money for some rare nuggets of petroliana but strike out on a jaw-dropping ride with a Hollywood pedigree. Flying solo in Milwaukee, Mike meets the 97-year-old inventor whose life-like automatons tell the story of America's all-time favorite characters.</desc>
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    <title>Searching in Selma - S2022E11</title>
    <desc>Mike and Jersey uncover a massive collection of petroliana in Alabama while Dani and Robbie hit an Arizona property with killer steam engines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185841 +0000" stop="20260915194033 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shelby in the Barn - S2022E12</title>
    <desc>In Alabama, Mike goes hog wild for a super-rare, barn-fresh Shelby Mustang while Dani and Robbie visit a New Mexico town that's determined to remain a roadside attraction.</desc>
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    <title>Pickin' Through the Snow - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank deal with some winter weather in their search for treasures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125247 +0000" stop="20260915133431 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picks in Toyland - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank release their inner child as they uncover old toys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133431 +0000" stop="20260915141639 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Wicked Pick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank revisit New England and hope to discover the rusty gold that may have eluded them the first time through.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141639 +0000" stop="20260915145815 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outer Limits Picking - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank pick a few people who may, or may not, be from another world.</desc>
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    <title>Picking Henry Ford - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank hit the road in search of farm fresh, rusty rides manufactured by the godfather of the American auto industry, Henry Ford.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153939 +0000" stop="20260915162150 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry Hungry Pickers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank look to fill their bellies as well as the van as they come across classic roadside dining.</desc>
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    <title>Big Money Mansions - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Get your wallets out! Mike and Frank are spending big bucks looking at some of the biggest, fanciest places they’ve ever picked!</desc>
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    <title>Battlefield Picks - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank scout forts and fields searching for historic military artifacts.</desc>
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    <title>The Sport of Picking - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank take a break from the barn scene and try to hit a home run when they go looking for sport memorabilia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182747 +0000" stop="20260915191005 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Top Picks - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Step right up and join Mike and Frank on their travelling circus adventure as they discover the wackiest circus memorabilia on either side of the Mississippi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191005 +0000" stop="20260915195157 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Fritz - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Searching through the backroads of America, Frank gets excited when he realizes every pick he and Mike come upon is tailor-made specifically for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122954 +0000" stop="20260915130359 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brownout - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam travel to a prestigious private high school in Bellevue, Washington, to document the story of a filthy vandal called the "Turd Burglar."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130359 +0000" stop="20260915134000 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam highlight Kevin McClain and his friendships as they start to break down the version of events supported by the school and police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134000 +0000" stop="20260915141310 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaving a Mark - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Peter learns more about basketball star DeMarcus Tillman, he uncovers evidence of athletes getting preferential treatment at St. Bernardine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141310 +0000" stop="20260915144649 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sh*t Talk - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Sam and Peter comb through digital clues, they hope a technology glitch might open up some new leads. But a low-tech discovery leaves them reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144649 +0000" stop="20260915151443 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiped Clean - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A former janitor becomes a potential key witness, but Peter and Sam struggle to track him down. Meanwhile, they examine a student trip to Costa Rica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151443 +0000" stop="20260915154202 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Backed Up - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An interview with a former St. Bernardine student gives the guys confidence that they're on the right track with their most recent theory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154202 +0000" stop="20260915161226 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sh*t Storm - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A student's sudden lack of cooperation slows the investigation, but an incident in the school parking lot sends Peter and Sam down a new path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161226 +0000" stop="20260915165331 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dump - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Who is the Turd Burglar, and why did they do it? Are Peter and Sam still chasing the truth, or has it been right under their nose the whole time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165331 +0000" stop="20260915172908 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Facts: Vandalism and Vulgarity - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When senior class clown Dylan Maxwell is expelled for vandalism, sophomore Peter Maldonado begins an investigation that questions Dylan's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172908 +0000" stop="20260915180334 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Limp Alibi - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Key witness Alex Trimboli's account of the incident comes under fire when other students doubt his boasts of drunkenness and sexual exploits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180334 +0000" stop="20260915183943 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nailed - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Peter scrutinizes the motives of Ms. Shapiro, the Spanish teacher who testified against Dylan. Another teacher makes a surprising accusation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183943 +0000" stop="20260915191238 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Suspicion - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Peter takes a close look at the "Morning Show Nine," a group of students -- including Peter and Sam -- who had access to the missing security footage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191238 +0000" stop="20260915194448 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Premature Theories - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After the documentary goes viral, Peter deals with publicity and sorts through various fan theories. Video evidence from a party provides new clues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122457 +0000" stop="20260915130922 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Walk In - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Philip and Elizabeth complete their next mission - but not without complications - and Philip's fears about Elizabeth's readiness for action deepen. Stan tracks the KGB walk-in which leads to much praise at work and a deepening of his attachment to, and dependence on, Nina. Meanwhile, Paige snoops into her mother's family background and Oleg begins to scrutinize Nina's secret operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130922 +0000" stop="20260915135612 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Night Music - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Just when Philip and Elizabeth think they have a quiet road ahead, an old friend returns to complicate things. Not only do they have to intercept a target who could prove valuable to the Soviet Union, but they also have to take on an important rogue mission without the support of the Centre. Divisions inside the Rezidentura deepen between Oleg and Arkady and there’s an upheaval at the FBI as the chickens come home to roost for Agent Gaad. Meanwhile, Martha’s frustrations threaten to blow Philip’s cover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135612 +0000" stop="20260915144542 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deal - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Philip and Elizabeth are finally assigned a new handler as Philip works to clean up the mess of the last operation and Elizabeth, in disguise as Clark's sister Jennifer, does her best to smooth things over with Martha. As Stan searches for a missing scientist, Oleg and Arkady continue to argue over how best to handle the situation on their side, leaving Nina once again caught between the FBI and KGB.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144542 +0000" stop="20260915153429 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Red Door - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A dangerous Naval officer becomes the key to Philip and Elizabeth’s mission as well as a potential threat to their family's safety. Lucia, a Sandinista intelligence officer working with the Jennings, is tasked with getting Elizabeth access to Capitol Hill. Stan struggles with the potential costs of protecting Nina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153429 +0000" stop="20260915161625 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ARPANET - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Philip uses his agent Charles Duluth to help him gain access to an early precursor to the Internet so that the KGB can bug American government communications. Nina faces the threat of a potential FBI polygraph exam, bringing her closer to KGB colleague Oleg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161625 +0000" stop="20260915170503 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Car - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Philip and Elizabeth both find themselves faced with painful turns in their various missions. Stan fights to gain access to an American military program that could give him the upper hand in his battle of wills with Oleg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170503 +0000" stop="20260915175232 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martial Eagle - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Philip and Elizabeth’s long-planned mission turns ugly, impacting each of them in different ways. Stan digs in deeper at work as his personal life continues to unravel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175232 +0000" stop="20260915184108 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yousaf - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A new mission with international stakes has Philip calling on Annelise for assistance just as an old foe returns to D.C. with a vendetta. Stan makes a discovery that could put the FBI hot on the trail of illegals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184108 +0000" stop="20260915192652 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth makes a shocking discovery about Kate. Philip pursues a contact for information about stealth. Stan continues his pursuit of the illegals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121109 +0000" stop="20260915125413 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>March 16, 2014 - S24E14</title>
    <desc>Destroying snowmen in unusual ways; a squirrel steals a man's cell phone; a toddler navigates a child-proof lock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125413 +0000" stop="20260915133448 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>March 23, 2014 - S24E15</title>
    <desc>Kids saying funny things; blue paint is spilled and dragged all over a house; head, gut or groin; hysteria over a pregnancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133448 +0000" stop="20260915141621 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>March 30, 2014 - S24E16</title>
    <desc>A salute to hopping dogs; mishaps on the farm; kids and Christmas gifts; capturing a lizard; "Nice Face."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141621 +0000" stop="20260915145717 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 6, 2014 - S24E17</title>
    <desc>A girl scares her grandmother with a fake iguana; a soldier surprises his cheerleader daughter during half-time; a hamster eating peanut butter; a dog tries to steal a snow shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145717 +0000" stop="20260915153834 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 13, 2014 - S24E18</title>
    <desc>A woman scares her mother when she surprises her on Christmas; animals dressed in clothes; a teen pranks his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153834 +0000" stop="20260915161841 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 27, 2014 - S24E19</title>
    <desc>A musical tribute to basketball failures; a man takes hilarious falls during his first time ice skating; parents play a prank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161841 +0000" stop="20260915170126 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May 4, 2014 - S24E20</title>
    <desc>A boy is upset to learn he's getting a sister instead of a brother; animals scratching themselves; a moth frightens a man; dogs licking peanut butter; a girl finds a worm in her salad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170126 +0000" stop="20260915174305 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May 11, 2014 - S24E21</title>
    <desc>Ten finalists vie for a $100,000 prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174305 +0000" stop="20260915182332 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May 18, 2014 - S24E22</title>
    <desc>One of the season's funniest videos -- including funny pranks, a dog with a slobbering problem and a teen in shock over a new car -- wins the grand prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182332 +0000" stop="20260915190207 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barking Lot, Mission Im-Paw-Sible, Hammocks vs Hams - S25E01</title>
    <desc>Clips for the 25th-season premiere include Ice Bucket Challenges gone awry, a little girl trying out a new gift, a music montage of dogs, and “Hammocks vs. Hams.” Also: Host Tom Bergeron plays “Head, Gut or Groin?”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190207 +0000" stop="20260915194207 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween, Stumblebums, Creative Drinkers vs Lousy - S25E02</title>
    <desc>Animals in Halloween costumes are featured, including a goat in a cheerleader outfit and a dog dressed as a fish. Also: People react to being told they're going to be grandparents, two little girls are frightened by cotton candy, and host Tom Bergeron plays “What's Behind the Scary Ghost?”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122501 +0000" stop="20260915130731 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Finals Results - S19E18</title>
    <desc>America's votes reveal which six acts from the previous night's show will move on to the finals. Four acts that were sent straight to finals in the quarterfinals with the new Live Show Golden Buzzer also advance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130731 +0000" stop="20260915143205 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale Performances - S19E19</title>
    <desc>The top 10 acts perform one last time for their chance to win $1 million and be named the most talented act in America.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143205 +0000" stop="20260915151443 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown to the Finale - S19E20</title>
    <desc>Terry Crews recaps the road to the finale and the 10 acts up for the $1 million prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151443 +0000" stop="20260915163937 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale Results - S19E21</title>
    <desc>Host Terry Crews reveals who America has chosen as the Season 19 winner in the two-hour finale featuring special guest performers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163937 +0000" stop="20260915180344 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auditions 1 - S20E01</title>
    <desc>Season 20 kicks off with a magician who recruits home viewers to participate, a danger act with a superhuman ability and Golden Buzzers that captivate the judges. Simon, Mel B, Sofia, Howie and Terry invite cameras behind the scenes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180344 +0000" stop="20260915192728 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auditions 2 - S20E02</title>
    <desc>Howie jokes that a group of clown magicians nearly gives him a heart attack. Siblings test their bonds and talent on the audition stage. Sofia and Mel battle it out to be the first to hit the button over a jaw-dropping Golden Buzzer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121108 +0000" stop="20260915125435 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Needing time to think, Sophie takes the kids to the countryside. Kate's off her game in court. Memories surface of James' long-ago encounter with Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125435 +0000" stop="20260915133832 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ahead of a critical day in court, Kate confides in a friend as Sophie pieces together the night she attended a university party with James and Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133832 +0000" stop="20260915142414 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sophie's suspicions crystallize after James discloses more details of that fateful night at Oxford. An apprehensive Kate awaits the verdict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142414 +0000" stop="20260915151241 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151241 +0000" stop="20260915155732 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sophie feels the fallout from the accusations swirling around James, who rallies a longtime friend for support. Kate prepares for her first witness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155732 +0000" stop="20260915164259 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kate questions Olivia about what happened in the elevator as Sophie reels from new information about James and pressure mounts on the prime minister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164259 +0000" stop="20260915172625 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Needing time to think, Sophie takes the kids to the countryside. Kate's off her game in court. Memories surface of James' long-ago encounter with Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172625 +0000" stop="20260915181022 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ahead of a critical day in court, Kate confides in a friend as Sophie pieces together the night she attended a university party with James and Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181022 +0000" stop="20260915185605 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sophie's suspicions crystallize after James discloses more details of that fateful night at Oxford. An apprehensive Kate awaits the verdict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185605 +0000" stop="20260915194431 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121134 +0000" stop="20260915125345 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Bible - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Rebellious angels, giant hybrid beings, and humans taken up to a heavenly realm above the Earth; examining the possiblility that The Book of Enoch was stricken from the Bible because it documents humanity's extraterrestrial origins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125345 +0000" stop="20260915141523 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>William Shatner Meets Ancient Aliens - S16E06</title>
    <desc>In this extraordinary two-hour special, Shatner will bring thought-provoking questions to the leading experts of the show. Ancient Astronaut theorists Giorgio Tsoukalos, Erich von Däniken, David Childress, William Henry and Linda Moulton Howe will be joined by former British Ministry of Defense investigator Nick Pope, rocket scientist Dr. Travis Taylor, theoretical physicist Dr. Michio Kaku, and religious history experts Rabbi Ariel Bar Tzadok and Reverend Michael Carter. They will explore everything from human origins to groundbreaking archaeological finds, new understandings of the cosmos and the profound possibility that we are not alone in the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141523 +0000" stop="20260915145734 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Impossible Artifacts - S16E07</title>
    <desc>Throughout the world, ancient objects have been found that leave archaeologists at a loss. Could these impossible artifacts suggest that advanced--and perhaps even extraterrestrial--civilizations existed on Earth thousands of years before our own?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145734 +0000" stop="20260915153857 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Space Travelers - S16E08</title>
    <desc>It is humankind's most profound achievement: blasting off into the stars. But is it possible that our voyages into the cosmos are really a return to our true origins? And if so, as we venture out further into outer space, will we encounter space travelers from other worlds?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153857 +0000" stop="20260915162015 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The UFO Pioneers - S16E09</title>
    <desc>In the 20th century, pioneering scientists, journalists and investigators defied convention and began documenting UFOs. Now, with incredible new UFO accounts coming to light, will their work finally culminate in undeniable proof of extraterrestrial visitation?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162015 +0000" stop="20260915170130 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harmonic Code - S16E10</title>
    <desc>Archaeologists have discovered that many ancient sites were built with an acoustic purpose, and often resonate at a frequency that has a profound effect on the human brain. Could ancient people have been aware of a harmonic code? One that put them in contact with alien beings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170130 +0000" stop="20260915174236 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City of Peru - S17E01</title>
    <desc>Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, David Childress and William Henry examine a recently discovered lost city in Peru that has upended the historical timeline of South America, revealing that civilization emerged thousands of years earlier than previously thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174236 +0000" stop="20260915182412 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top 10 Mysterious Sites - S17E02</title>
    <desc>Ancient Aliens is counting down the world's top ten most mysterious sites, from the towering Moai statues of Easter Island to the enormous megalithic blocks of Stonehenge to the precision cut stones of Puma Punku. Could these extraordinary places provide evidence of extraterrestrial visitation?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182412 +0000" stop="20260915190529 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Ten Alien Cover-Ups - S17E03</title>
    <desc>Ancient Aliens is counting down the world's top ten alien cover-ups, from the famous Roswell Incident to a secret military base rumored to be housing ET technology to recently released UFO videos captured by cameras on Navy fighter jets. Has there been a massive cover-up regarding the truth about an extraterrestrial presence on Earth?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190529 +0000" stop="20260915194646 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Mount Shasta - S17E04</title>
    <desc>Examining the unique geology and location of Mount Shasta in northern California, to determine why it is known as a hotbed of strange events, from Bigfoot sightings to UFO encounters to hikers vanishing without a trace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124052 +0000" stop="20260915132014 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter III - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Accompanied by local experts, Graham compares ancient oral traditions and learns Sacsayhuamán in Peru may be older than archaeologists ever imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132014 +0000" stop="20260915140129 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter IV - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Graham learns of a stone-shaping technique now lost to history, and explores how ancient Amazonians managed to thrive in an inhospitable rainforest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140129 +0000" stop="20260915144200 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter V - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Although thousands of miles apart, Graham considers the possible link between the shamanistic use of ayahuasca in the Amazon and tobacco in New Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144200 +0000" stop="20260915152229 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter VI - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At Mexico's Temple of the Sun, Graham experiences the extent of the Mayans' astronomical expertise and investigates their complex calendar system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152229 +0000" stop="20260915155512 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once There Was a Flood - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Graham visits Gunung Padang, an Indonesian archeological site, to find proof of a lost civilization — and the potential cataclysm that wiped it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155512 +0000" stop="20260915162815 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor in a Time of Chaos - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In Cholula, Mexico's oldest continuously-inhabited city, Graham inspects the world's largest pyramid for signs of a forgotten past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162815 +0000" stop="20260915165943 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sirius Rising - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Graham discovers a fascinating pattern that may connect the spectacular megalithic temples of Malta, which he believes to be much older than reported.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165943 +0000" stop="20260915173034 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of a Drowned World - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Few scholars have investigated the Bimini rock formation off the coast of Miami, once fabled to be the road to Atlantis — but Graham dives right in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173034 +0000" stop="20260915180312 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy of the Sages - S01E05</title>
    <desc>At Göbekli Tepe, the oldest known megalith in the world, Graham questions if simple hunter-gatherers alone could have built such an advanced structure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180312 +0000" stop="20260915183641 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Lost Civilization - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Graham visits ancient mounds in North America and wonders if they contain astronomical significance — or even warnings of an apocalyptic climate event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183641 +0000" stop="20260915190524 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fatal Winter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Graham returns to Turkey to explore Derinkuyu, an ancient underground city and survival bunker that could shelter thousands in times of crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190524 +0000" stop="20260915193747 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cataclysm and Rebirth - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the ancient geological sites of North America, Graham envisions an apocalyptic event that may have changed the Earth — and its inhabitants — forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121237 +0000" stop="20260915123820 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date for Gomer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Thelma Lou's bachelorette cousin is coming to Mayberry for the town dance, and Barney decides to set her up with Gomer. On the big night, they all meet up at Thelma Lou's and everything seems to be going great, until Gomer suddenly disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123820 +0000" stop="20260915130348 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up in Barney's Room - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Barney has an argument with his landlady Mrs. Mendelbright and gets evicted. After moving into the courthouse and having no luck finding a new place, he decides to mend fences with Mrs. Mendelbright, only to find she has decided to sell the house and run away to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130348 +0000" stop="20260915132846 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen's Arrest - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A minor argument between Barney and Gomer over a traffic ticket erupts into an all-out feud that leads to reckless driving, staged burglaries, and eventually Barney's resignation from the force. Can Andy get the two friends to make up before things really get out of hand?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132846 +0000" stop="20260915135428 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opie and His Merry Men - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Opie and his friends decide to play Robin Hood to a friendly hobo they meet in the local woods and take food from their own cupboards to give to him. Andy decides to meet the man and ends up teaching them all a lesson in who the rich and poor really are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135428 +0000" stop="20260915142004 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney and the Cave Rescue - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The day of the town picnic, Barney watches as Andy and Helen go wandering into a cave just before the entrance collapses. He quickly rallies the town to their rescue, not realizing Andy and Helen have already found a way out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142004 +0000" stop="20260915144542 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy and Opie's Pal - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After becoming jealous of the attention Andy give to the new boy in town, Opie comes to Andy wrapped in bandages and tells him he and the new boy got into a vicious fight. One peek under Opie's bandages, however, tells Andy the fight may not have been as bloody, or as real, as Opie says.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144542 +0000" stop="20260915151124 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Bee, the Crusader - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee's friend Mr. Frisby tells her his house is about to be demolished to make way for a new highway. She decides to help her friend and campaigns to halt the county's plans, despite the fact that Andy is the one who must serve the eviction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151124 +0000" stop="20260915153623 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney's Sidecar - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Barney buys an antique motorcycle in order to set a speed trap for speeding truckers on Highway 6. After Barney makes a complete nuisance of himself to all of Mayberry, Andy realizes that the answer may be to make the motorcycle more valuable to the town than to Barney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153623 +0000" stop="20260915160213 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Ernest T. Bass - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Andy is called to arrest Ernest T. Bass once again for disturbing one of Mrs. Wiley's socials. Sympathizing with his search for true love, Andy and Barney teach him how to act like a gentleman and bring him to Mrs. Wiley's next social. But when Ernest falls for Mrs. Wiley's niece, his true colors shine through.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160213 +0000" stop="20260915162758 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Love - S04E18</title>
    <desc>While guarding a gorgeous jewel thief one night, Andy nearly falls for her seductive charms. He decides to go home and leaves Barney to guard her for the night. But when it suddenly occurs to Andy what the thief's real plans are, he realizes he may not be able to warn Barney in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162758 +0000" stop="20260915165339 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Rod Otis - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Andy and Barney are horrified to learn that Otis, the town drunk, has just bought a new car. After he passes out one night after a party, Andy and Barney put him in his usual jail cell and pretend that he is dead to teach him a lesson. Little do they know Otis may have already learned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165339 +0000" stop="20260915171908 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Song Festers - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Gomer replaces Barney in the Mayberry choir, Barney is heartbroken. Gomer hears about this and feigns illness so that Barney can sing on the night of the recital. But when Barney's pride gets in the way, the big performance threatens to become a big disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171908 +0000" stop="20260915174333 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shoplifters - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Andy and Barney must find a shoplifter that's been hitting Ben Weaver's store, so Barney volunteers to dress up as a mannequin. He ends up accusing a little old lady and is ridiculed for another one of his famous blunders by everyone except Andy, who believes he might be onto something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174333 +0000" stop="20260915180849 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Vacation - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Andy decides to take a vacation in the mountains and leaves Barney to guard a prisoner the state police have brought in. Inevitably, the prisoner escapes Barney's grasp and flees into the mountains -- the very same mountains Andy is vacationing in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180849 +0000" stop="20260915183426 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy Saves Gomer - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After Andy extinguishes a small fire that started at the filling station while Gomer was napping, Gomer believes Andy saved his life and makes a pest of himself trying to repay the debt. Andy decides to stage an accident and let Gomer "rescue" him, but it's Gomer that ends up needing the rescuing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183426 +0000" stop="20260915185908 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bargain Day - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee decides to buy 150 pounds of beef at a discount from a new butcher in town. She stores in in her "discount" freezer, which immediately breaks down. With her beef about to go bad, she learns that the only one in town with a freezer bug enough to save her beef is her original butcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185908 +0000" stop="20260915192449 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divorce, Mountain Style - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Charlene Darling returns to Mayberry and announces that she has divorced her husband and now, according to folklore, must marry Andy. Desperate for a way out, Andy reads up on mountain folklore and finds a peculiar ritual that will void the marriage, if only he can get Barney to ride the horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192449 +0000" stop="20260915194903 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Deal is a Deal - S04E26</title>
    <desc>When Opie and his friends are scammed into selling a useless skin ointment, Barney and Gomer try to help convince the company their product is more valuable than they think. When the scheme backfires, however, the whole gang learns a lesson in the art of the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121314 +0000" stop="20260915125426 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redefinition - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angel takes on Darla and Drusilla as they hold try-outs for people who want to wreak havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125426 +0000" stop="20260915133522 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Money - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Angel threatens to reveal Wolfram and Hart's criminal activities when he discovers they're stealing large contributions being made to a teen shelter. However, someone from Angel's past has other plans for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133522 +0000" stop="20260915141636 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Angel and The Host search for a physicist who, with the aid of two Lubber demons, plans to freeze time so he and his girlfriend will live in eternal happiness. Meanwhile, Wesley, Cordelia and Gunn start their first official case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141636 +0000" stop="20260915145803 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thin Dead Line - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Angel teams up with Kate to investigate the rumours of "dead" renegade police who are out for blood. Cordelia, Wesley and Gunn carry out their own investigation that results in Wesley being seriously wounded by a police gunshot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145803 +0000" stop="20260915154037 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reprise - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Wolfram and Hart's senior partner is coming to visit. When Angel learns that the "senior partner" is actually an evil and merciless demon from hell, he must sacrifice his own life to destroy the powerful beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154037 +0000" stop="20260915162314 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epiphany - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After an empty night of passion with Darla, Angel wakes up with his soul still intact and has an epiphany. Angel tries to reunite with his former employees,but Cordelia, Wesley and Gunn are reluctant to forgive him, even when their lives are at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162314 +0000" stop="20260915170459 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disharmony - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While the group tries to track down a cult of vampires with a wicked scheme, Cordelia gets a surprise visit from her high school friend Harmony. Unaware that Harmony is now a vampire, Cordelia invites her to join the team on a mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170459 +0000" stop="20260915174652 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead End - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cordelia's visions get worse and the gang fears for her health. Meanwhile Lindsey is granted a new hand that has a murderous mind of its own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174652 +0000" stop="20260915182637 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belonging - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Angel and his crew must find a way to kill a bloodthirsty demon who has arrived in town from another dimension through a mysterious, magical portal. Meanwhile, Cordelia discovers a whole new world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182637 +0000" stop="20260915190817 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Rainbow - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Cordelia is sucked through a magic portal  and transported into a demon dimension where humans are considered inferior and sold into slavery. When Angel, Gunn, Wesley and the Host jump through the portal in search of her, they are attacked by an angry mob of villagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190817 +0000" stop="20260915195051 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Looking Glass - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Angel, Gunn, Wesley and the Host are sentenced to death by the villagers. They are brought before the princess of Pylea, who they are shocked to discover is Her Royal Highness Cordelia. Soon, Cordelia discovers one of her duties as princess is mating with a creature called the Groossalugg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120618 +0000" stop="20260915122958 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Time Last Week - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A. Dag discovers that annoying your brother isn't much fun when Norb "bops him into last week" and Dag is forced to retrace his steps over and over again with painful results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122958 +0000" stop="20260915125337 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kandid Kreatures - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The boys learn the hard way that being on TV isn't all it's cracked up to be when they let a famous nature filmmaker film them and he broadcasts a "funniest videos" style film instead of the serious documentary they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125337 +0000" stop="20260915131716 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fakin' It - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Norb fakes being sick to get Dag to wait on him until Dag turns the tables by faking illness too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131716 +0000" stop="20260915134056 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscular Beaver II - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Daggett is blackmailed by the government into becoming Muscular Beaver once more in order to fight a hundred-foot-tall rampaging splinter. Norb is forced to come along as Muscular Beaver's new sidekick. Hilarity ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134056 +0000" stop="20260915140437 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stump Looks for His Roots - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Beavers squabble over who is best friends with Stump (their tree stump friend) and Norb reveals hurtfully that Stump was "transplanted." When a confused Stump goes off in search of his natural family, the boys follow after him with comedic results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140437 +0000" stop="20260915142815 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree of Hearts - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Treeflower re-enters Norbert's life, he expects their love to blossom once more. However, Norb didn't count on the lure that large trucks have for beaver women, and loses Treeflower to Dag's arch enemy: Truckee the truck driving shrew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142815 +0000" stop="20260915145155 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dag for Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The beavers discover an old trunk with 16mm film inside. They assume that they have discovered Oxnard Montalvo's unfinished horror film masterpiece, and set about to complete the film as an homage their hero. Once finished, the film is not exactly what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145155 +0000" stop="20260915151534 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Barry-ble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Barry the Bear decides to revive his singing career, he embarks on a search for The Groove. Norbert attempts to help Barry in his quest, but feels embarrassed by Daggett's lame attempts to tag along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151534 +0000" stop="20260915153854 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another One Bites the Musk - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Daggett and Norbert learn how to mark territory with their scent glands. Their fraternal jealousy kicks off a marathon of territory claiming across the dam, the forest, and the entire country. The boys finally learn their lesson at the hands of some rather smelly lumberjacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153854 +0000" stop="20260915160233 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Knot-Head - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Daggett stumbles onto a tribe of girl raccoons while out searching for knot holes, the tribe mistakes him for an ancient god. Norbert now has to snap Dag out of his delusions of grandeur, in order to save him from himself and the raccoons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160233 +0000" stop="20260915162614 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pond Scum - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Norbert falls under the influence of slimy pond scum and becomes possessed by the spirit of un-goodliness. The Evil Norb causes undue harm to his neighbors until Daggett comes to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162614 +0000" stop="20260915164955 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utter Nonsense - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Norbert and Daggett say the same thing at the same time, they play a game: the first one to speak gets a moogy-pinch. The boys spend the rest of the day trying to trick one another into speaking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164955 +0000" stop="20260915171313 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Out trick-or-treating, the Beavers fog up to that scary house on the hill. In an unbelievable stroke of luck, it turns out to be the home of their B-movie star hero, Oxnard Montalvo. Their happiness is short-lived, however, when they discover the place is being taken over by a glowing space object that thrusts them into a wild ""movie"" that combines bits of every bad B&amp;W sci-fi film that Oxnard ever made. In true B-movie fashion, it's up to the Beavers to defeat the monsters and return everything to normal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171313 +0000" stop="20260915173652 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My BunnyGuard - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Daggett decides to be Big Rabbit's friend since he is feared, and attempts to use him as his personal body guard. All is well until Big Rabbit wants to cash in on the friendship promise and turns Dag into a "beaver football."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173652 +0000" stop="20260915180032 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Eating You? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Daggett and Norbert are in a cave with Stump for some harmless "spaylunking." Dag gets hungry and his growling stomach causes the tunnel to cave in, blocking the exit. Trapped inside the mine with no exit and no food, Daggett tries to eat Stump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180032 +0000" stop="20260915182412 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omega Beaver - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Daggett gets taken in by EC comics books' "The Konspiracy Komiks Presents: The Attack of the Howler Leeches" and sends away for the Konspiracy Kevin head doll. When Dag pulls the string, the head warns him that all animals will be attacked by the Alien Howler Leeches. He panics while Norbert thinks he's been scammed. Dag persists in his paranoia, so Norb recruits Big Rabbit, Barry the Bear, and Truckie to justify his fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182412 +0000" stop="20260915184801 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite This! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Norb wrestles with bed biting, the common beaver childhood problem of chewing while asleep. While Dag maintains it's no big thing, cool guy Norb has a tough time dealing with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184801 +0000" stop="20260915191141 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky Spoots - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Beavers' dam is haunted, and they like it that way, having fun with their ghostly visitors. Unfortunately, our goofy scientists are now paranormal researchers and in their typical blind way act on the assumption that all ghosts are bad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191141 +0000" stop="20260915193522 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up All Night II: Up All Day: The Reckoning - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Norbert and Daggett pick up where they left off from their first "Up All Night" adventure to find that they have been up so long that they are years into the future. When they attempt to go to sleep, they discover that they're too tired to sleep and the mayhem begins all over again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193522 +0000" stop="20260915195834 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscular Beaver 3 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dag's intrepid superhero alter ego returns. This time a snowboarding Treeflower is roped in as his new sidekick, Goody Good Gal, when he once again faces his old nemesis Baron Bad Beaver (a.k.a. Norb).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120213 +0000" stop="20260915120458 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Blues are left alone with the nest, something always goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120458 +0000" stop="20260915120745 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120745 +0000" stop="20260915121032 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121032 +0000" stop="20260915121317 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121317 +0000" stop="20260915121604 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Birds are fed up with speedster Chuck winning every race, so they unleash their secret weapon, Terrence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121604 +0000" stop="20260915121852 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121852 +0000" stop="20260915122139 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122139 +0000" stop="20260915122426 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122426 +0000" stop="20260915122713 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122713 +0000" stop="20260915123000 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123000 +0000" stop="20260915123248 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The minion pigs caged an another minion pig in the jail, but Terence is there! How will the pig escape out of the jail?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123248 +0000" stop="20260915123535 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123535 +0000" stop="20260915123822 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123822 +0000" stop="20260915124109 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124109 +0000" stop="20260915124357 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124357 +0000" stop="20260915124644 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124644 +0000" stop="20260915124931 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124931 +0000" stop="20260915125218 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125218 +0000" stop="20260915125505 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125505 +0000" stop="20260915125753 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125753 +0000" stop="20260915130040 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130040 +0000" stop="20260915130327 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130327 +0000" stop="20260915130614 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130614 +0000" stop="20260915130901 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130901 +0000" stop="20260915131149 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131149 +0000" stop="20260915131436 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131436 +0000" stop="20260915131723 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131723 +0000" stop="20260915132010 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132010 +0000" stop="20260915132257 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132257 +0000" stop="20260915132545 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132545 +0000" stop="20260915132832 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132832 +0000" stop="20260915133119 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133119 +0000" stop="20260915133406 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133406 +0000" stop="20260915133654 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133654 +0000" stop="20260915133941 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Opera - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Matilda meets a handsome Pavarotti-type Bird and is entranced by his singing and dancing. But she doesn't know it's a false bird, and in fact the minion pigs are hiding inside!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133941 +0000" stop="20260915134228 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134228 +0000" stop="20260915134515 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134515 +0000" stop="20260915134800 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134800 +0000" stop="20260915135045 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135045 +0000" stop="20260915135330 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135330 +0000" stop="20260915135615 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135615 +0000" stop="20260915135901 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135901 +0000" stop="20260915140146 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140146 +0000" stop="20260915140431 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140431 +0000" stop="20260915140716 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pigs kidnap Red and Chuck and force them to make an egg. –Wait, what? They really can’t be that dumb can they? Don’t answer that...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140716 +0000" stop="20260915141001 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141001 +0000" stop="20260915141246 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141246 +0000" stop="20260915141531 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141531 +0000" stop="20260915141816 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141816 +0000" stop="20260915142101 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142101 +0000" stop="20260915142347 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142347 +0000" stop="20260915142632 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142632 +0000" stop="20260915142917 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142917 +0000" stop="20260915143202 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143202 +0000" stop="20260915143447 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143447 +0000" stop="20260915143732 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143732 +0000" stop="20260915144017 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144017 +0000" stop="20260915144302 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144302 +0000" stop="20260915144547 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144547 +0000" stop="20260915144832 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144832 +0000" stop="20260915145118 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145118 +0000" stop="20260915145403 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>King Pig is on a wild eating spree when he happens upon (i.e. devours entirely) the tent of a witch doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145403 +0000" stop="20260915145648 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epic Sax-Off! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Matilda finds a spot to practice her saxophone away from the complaints of the other birds, but she's soon upstaged by a slick piggy horn player. There's only one way to settle this – BATTLE OF THE SAXES!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145648 +0000" stop="20260915145933 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Heist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>King Pig rescues a mistreated egg. After all, these things aren’t exactly a dime-a-dozen! Are they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145933 +0000" stop="20260915150218 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chuck finds a grey feather in his plumage and is forced to cope with the fact that he is no longer a spring chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150218 +0000" stop="20260915150459 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golditrotters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>This little pig is too tough for a dumb children’s book. Golditrotters? Pshhhhhh – that’s not scary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150459 +0000" stop="20260915150744 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabbage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Look out pigs. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he is taking absolutely no guff from these swine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150744 +0000" stop="20260915151029 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porcula - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On one night every year, the dreaded Porcula comes out to feast, but he should really pay more attention to what he eats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151029 +0000" stop="20260915151314 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Didgeridork - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In this world, there are didgeridoos and didgeridon'ts – a lesson that Chuck had to learn the hard way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151314 +0000" stop="20260915151559 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Porktrait - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Admiring the portraits of past leaders, King Pig tries to take the perfect snapshot to inspire admiration in all pig kind. Tries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151559 +0000" stop="20260915151844 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix It! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to breaking things, Chuck is a superstar. When it comes to fixing them, results vary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151844 +0000" stop="20260915152129 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age Rage - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig completely fails at making a youth serum, but every failure is a new opportunity – to weaponize!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152129 +0000" stop="20260915152414 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catching the Blues - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mustache Pig seizes the perfect opportunity to catch that one blue bird. There’s no escaping now!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152414 +0000" stop="20260915152659 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Tree Standing - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Oh, Christmas tree. OH! THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152659 +0000" stop="20260915152944 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Hippy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the pigs are constantly ruffling Red's feathers, it takes a special kind of bird to calm his inner beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152944 +0000" stop="20260915153229 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind the Pony - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Bomb go for a rescue mission in the heart of Pig City, but when the dust settles who is left to clean up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153229 +0000" stop="20260915153514 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Tilda - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Can the pigs get away with secretly replacing Matilda with a robot look-alike? Surely not – for very long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153514 +0000" stop="20260915153759 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Ring - S03E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig thinks he can go head to head with Piggy Island’s most renowned wrestler. Will he hold his own, or will he get thrown around like a rag doll?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153759 +0000" stop="20260915154044 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The truth is out there. Unfortunately for Chuck, so are The Blues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154044 +0000" stop="20260915154329 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battling Butlers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Being a good butler requires refined taste and an impeccable sense of etiquette. And then there is King Pig’s butler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154329 +0000" stop="20260915154614 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggshaustion - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Chuck will not rest until every single egg is safe. Every last one of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154614 +0000" stop="20260915154859 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short and Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The taller pigs get to have all the fun! Unfortunately, this little piggy has none.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154859 +0000" stop="20260915155214 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hocus Porcus - S03E20</title>
    <desc>This piggy magician can make cakes vanish into thin air! Who would do such a thing?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155214 +0000" stop="20260915155459 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romance in a Bottle - S03E21</title>
    <desc>King Pig trades gifts with a secret admirer, but when sending a message in a bottle, you never know who is going to get it. Get it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155459 +0000" stop="20260915155744 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Movie night is ruined by a destroyed film, but King Pig must know how the movie ends! This is where it all gets a bit too real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155744 +0000" stop="20260915160029 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalker - S03E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig is a master mess maker, but he just might have messed with the wrong piggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160029 +0000" stop="20260915160314 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Chucked - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows Bomb the bird, but when it comes to photobombs, another member of the flock steals the spotlight. Hint: He’s really fast, full of himself, and yellow – rhymes with pluck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160314 +0000" stop="20260915160600 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bake On! - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A student pig stumbles upon a cake recipe that drives King Pig wild. Does Piggy Island have a new chef pig?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160600 +0000" stop="20260915160845 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Hoggers - S03E26</title>
    <desc>When King Pig discards his damaged teddy bear, he instantly regrets it. He must have it back at all cost!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160845 +0000" stop="20260915161130 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuck Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Chuck accidentally knocks Red off a precipice, the race is on to save him before he hits rock bottom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161130 +0000" stop="20260915161417 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's My Crown? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When King Pig loses his crown while rushing to buy candy apples, the other pigs assume he is a regular pig and treat him badly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161417 +0000" stop="20260915161704 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Chuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chuck puts the Blues through their paces on a military training course, but who will come out on top?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161704 +0000" stop="20260915161951 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a special day for one of the Minion Pigs, but do the other Pigs know, or even care?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161951 +0000" stop="20260915162236 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Sounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Birds are thrilled when the Eggs start to speak, but who are the hatchlings going to take after?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162236 +0000" stop="20260915162524 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Talent - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's talent show time in Pig City, but with King Pig as judge the contestants have a lot to be nervous about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162524 +0000" stop="20260915162811 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cordon Bleugh! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will any of the Birds pluck up the courage to tell Matilda what they really think of her culinary skills?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162811 +0000" stop="20260915163058 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A disguised Minion Pig manages to infiltrate the Blues, but will the little Angry Birds fall for his ruse?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163058 +0000" stop="20260915163345 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do as I Say! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Matilda tries to teach the Blues how to behave, but will she be as good as her word when the Pigs attack?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163345 +0000" stop="20260915163630 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Duty - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Red's away, the other Birds think it's their chance to play...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163630 +0000" stop="20260915163918 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slingshot 101 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Red teaches the Blues a lesson when he finds them messing around with the Slingshot, but he soon finds the boot on the other foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163918 +0000" stop="20260915164203 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder Chuck - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Chuck is on guard duty during a heavy storm, but doesn't want Red to find out that he's scared of lightning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164203 +0000" stop="20260915164450 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gardening with Terence - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Terence casts an ominous shadow over Matilda's flower beds. Can she get him to move before her prize blooms wilt?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164450 +0000" stop="20260915164737 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dopeys on a Rope - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Pigs try to steal the eggs while on a rope, but will the Blues defeat them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164737 +0000" stop="20260915165022 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trojan Egg - S01E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig launches an airbone attack on the birds,will the birds fall in his disguise?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165022 +0000" stop="20260915165307 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Blues are left alone with the nest, something always goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165307 +0000" stop="20260915165554 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165554 +0000" stop="20260915165842 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165842 +0000" stop="20260915170127 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170127 +0000" stop="20260915170414 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Birds are fed up with speedster Chuck winning every race, so they unleash their secret weapon, Terrence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170414 +0000" stop="20260915170701 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170701 +0000" stop="20260915170948 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170948 +0000" stop="20260915171236 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171236 +0000" stop="20260915171523 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171523 +0000" stop="20260915171810 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171810 +0000" stop="20260915172057 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The minion pigs caged an another minion pig in the jail, but Terence is there! How will the pig escape out of the jail?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172057 +0000" stop="20260915172344 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172344 +0000" stop="20260915172632 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172632 +0000" stop="20260915172919 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172919 +0000" stop="20260915173206 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173206 +0000" stop="20260915173453 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173453 +0000" stop="20260915173740 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173740 +0000" stop="20260915174028 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174028 +0000" stop="20260915174315 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174315 +0000" stop="20260915174602 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174602 +0000" stop="20260915174849 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174849 +0000" stop="20260915175137 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175137 +0000" stop="20260915175424 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175424 +0000" stop="20260915175711 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175711 +0000" stop="20260915175958 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175958 +0000" stop="20260915180245 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180245 +0000" stop="20260915180533 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180533 +0000" stop="20260915180820 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180820 +0000" stop="20260915181107 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181107 +0000" stop="20260915181354 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181354 +0000" stop="20260915181641 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181641 +0000" stop="20260915181929 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181929 +0000" stop="20260915182216 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182216 +0000" stop="20260915182503 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182503 +0000" stop="20260915182750 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Opera - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Matilda meets a handsome Pavarotti-type Bird and is entranced by his singing and dancing. But she doesn't know it's a false bird, and in fact the minion pigs are hiding inside!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182750 +0000" stop="20260915183037 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183037 +0000" stop="20260915183325 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183325 +0000" stop="20260915183610 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183610 +0000" stop="20260915183855 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183855 +0000" stop="20260915184140 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184140 +0000" stop="20260915184425 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184425 +0000" stop="20260915184710 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184710 +0000" stop="20260915184955 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184955 +0000" stop="20260915185240 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185240 +0000" stop="20260915185525 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pigs kidnap Red and Chuck and force them to make an egg. –Wait, what? They really can’t be that dumb can they? Don’t answer that...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185525 +0000" stop="20260915185811 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185811 +0000" stop="20260915190056 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190056 +0000" stop="20260915190341 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190341 +0000" stop="20260915190626 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190626 +0000" stop="20260915190911 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190911 +0000" stop="20260915191156 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191156 +0000" stop="20260915191441 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191441 +0000" stop="20260915191726 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191726 +0000" stop="20260915192011 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192011 +0000" stop="20260915192256 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192256 +0000" stop="20260915192542 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192542 +0000" stop="20260915192827 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192827 +0000" stop="20260915193112 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193112 +0000" stop="20260915193357 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193357 +0000" stop="20260915193642 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193642 +0000" stop="20260915193927 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193927 +0000" stop="20260915194212 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>King Pig is on a wild eating spree when he happens upon (i.e. devours entirely) the tent of a witch doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194212 +0000" stop="20260915194457 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epic Sax-Off! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Matilda finds a spot to practice her saxophone away from the complaints of the other birds, but she's soon upstaged by a slick piggy horn player. There's only one way to settle this – BATTLE OF THE SAXES!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194457 +0000" stop="20260915194742 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Heist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>King Pig rescues a mistreated egg. After all, these things aren’t exactly a dime-a-dozen! Are they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194742 +0000" stop="20260915195027 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chuck finds a grey feather in his plumage and is forced to cope with the fact that he is no longer a spring chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195027 +0000" stop="20260915195308 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golditrotters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>This little pig is too tough for a dumb children’s book. Golditrotters? Pshhhhhh – that’s not scary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195308 +0000" stop="20260915195553 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabbage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Look out pigs. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he is taking absolutely no guff from these swine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195553 +0000" stop="20260915195838 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porcula - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On one night every year, the dreaded Porcula comes out to feast, but he should really pay more attention to what he eats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122402 +0000" stop="20260915130834 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firepower - S06E01</title>
    <desc>We reveal how nature’s deadliest battles are fought over turf, dominance and the right to mate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130834 +0000" stop="20260915135306 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Feud - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In the animal kingdom, sometimes that mortal danger often comes from where you least expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135306 +0000" stop="20260915143734 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Prey, Kill - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Animal mothers wage war to protect their young, and disputes over territory turn toxic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143734 +0000" stop="20260915152203 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Under Dogs - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Animal Fight Night exposes vicious conflicts throughout the animal kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152203 +0000" stop="20260915160632 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giant Slayers - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Animal Fight Night takes a ringside seat as nature’s greatest warriors go head to head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160632 +0000" stop="20260915165100 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemy Within - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Animal Fight Night reveals the science and tactics behind nature’s deadliest battles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165100 +0000" stop="20260915173529 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheating Death - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Deadly battles for supremacy in the animal kingdom are revealed in Animal Fight Night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173529 +0000" stop="20260915181958 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United We Stand - S06E08</title>
    <desc>In this explosive episode, mothers risk everything to protect young.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181958 +0000" stop="20260915190526 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savanna Smackdown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nat Geo WILD reveals what happens when Africa's wildest animals turn on their own kind and brings you closer than ever to the toughest and meanest fights on the savanna. Using stunning HD and home video, the battles are replayed in slow-mo, freeze-frames and close-up zooms, bringing the heart-pounding action into striking detail -- whether it's the moment a rhino takes a piercing jab at its rival or when a hippo uses one of the widest gapes in nature to deliver a fierce blow to an opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190526 +0000" stop="20260915195055 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the USA - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In America's wild West, predator and prey go head to head in epic battles of survival -- but what happens when animals turn on their own kind to win food, territory and rights to the bloodline? Footage of America's most iconic animals fighting it out is captured in stunning HD and slowed down to reveal every gut-wrenching and flinch-inducing moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121036 +0000" stop="20260915121737 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Behemoth - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Flabbio and Marita's maid quits over a misunderstanding, the Hip Hippos are forced to do their own housework with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121737 +0000" stop="20260915122104 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Slappy From Pasadena - S01E29</title>
    <desc>In order to deliver a letter, Slappy drive her brand new car all over town. She has never taken a driving lesson in her life and ends up being chased by the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122104 +0000" stop="20260915123108 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La La Law - S01E30</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Scratchansniff gets a parking ticket, he goes to court to fight it. The Warners act as his lawyers and frustrate the judge with their hijinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123108 +0000" stop="20260915124221 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat on a Hot Steel Beam - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Mindy follows a kitten into a dangerous construction site. Buttons follows Mindy and tries to keep her from getting hurt. Buttons manages to keep Mindy out of trouble, but is later scolded for chasing after the kitten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124221 +0000" stop="20260915125523 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Probed - S01E32</title>
    <desc>The Warners are abducted by aliens and taken aboard their spaceship where their hijinks begin to annoy the aliens. Eventually, the Warners manage to take over the spaceship and return to earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125523 +0000" stop="20260915130340 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle for the Planet - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Brain wants to take over the world by tricking people into thinking that an aliens are invading. Brain arranges a pirate broadcast with himself as a reporter and Pinky as an alien. Brain says that aliens have landed and that people should flee from the cities. Pinky, however, has trouble with his costume. They complete their fake broadcast and wait for people to flee the cities. The next day, however, they look at the newspaper and see that everyone thought that the broadcast was a hilarious fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130340 +0000" stop="20260915131300 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chalkboard Bungle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>The studio hires a new teacher named Miss Flamiel to teach the Warners. Despite her best efforts, she meets only with frustration and is unable to teach them anything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131300 +0000" stop="20260915132156 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurray for Slappy - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Slappy goes to a banquet held in her honor in order to receive an award. Walter, Beanie, and Sid, however, plan to blow her up with explosives. Slappy gets the reward and Walter, Beanie, and Sid only succeed in blowing themselves up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132156 +0000" stop="20260915132454 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Wakkorotti: The Master and his Music - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Wakko belches "The Blue Danube Waltz" by Johann Strauss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132454 +0000" stop="20260915133646 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Over, Beethoven - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Yakko, Wakko, and Dot help Beethoven compose his fifth symphony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133646 +0000" stop="20260915134610 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat and the Fiddle - S01E38</title>
    <desc>In 1690's Italy, a violin maker named Stradivarius takes a stray Rita, but not Runt, to live with him. Stradivarius hopes to use Rita to make violin strings. When Runt finds out, he rescues Rita and destroys Stradivarius's violins in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134610 +0000" stop="20260915135453 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pavlov's Mice - S01E39</title>
    <desc>In turn of the century Russia, Pinky and the Brain are conditioned to respond in strange ways to the sound of bells. Brain plans to take over the world by stealing the crown jewels of Russia. Unfortunately, his conditioning prevents him from successfully getting the jewels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135453 +0000" stop="20260915135813 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov - S01E40</title>
    <desc>In New York, Chicken Boo is mistaken for a ballet dancer and dances in a performance of Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135813 +0000" stop="20260915140725 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing but the Tooth - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Rasputin has been hypnotizing Russian Czar Nicholas II for a number of years. Unfortunately, he has a toothache and needs a dentist. The Warners arrive and pull out all of Rasputin's teeth. Without his teeth, he can no longer hypnotize the Czar and is quickly fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140725 +0000" stop="20260915141840 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meatballs or Consequences - S01E42</title>
    <desc>In Sweden, Wakko enters a meatball eating contest and eats too many meatballs. He is declared dead by Death. Yakko and Dot must play checkers with Death to stop Wakko from being taken to the ever after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141840 +0000" stop="20260915142841 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Moving Experience - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Flavio and Marita head to New York in order to find a trendy new place to live. A zoologist who is pretending to be a real estate agent tries to convince them to stay in the jungle. He shows them a number of run down apartments. Ultimately, the Hip Hippos move to New York, but they move their jungle with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142841 +0000" stop="20260915143448 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago - S01E44</title>
    <desc>On a train to Gettysburg, the Warners help Abraham Lincoln write the opening of the Gettysburg Address.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143448 +0000" stop="20260915143823 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wakko's America - S01E45</title>
    <desc>In a Jeopardy style game in the teacher's classroom, Wakko has to name the 50 states and their capitals. He sings an enitre song with everything right but he forgets to answer in the form of a question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143823 +0000" stop="20260915144135 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davy Omelette - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Chicken Boo is mistaken for Davy Omelette the frontiersman. He helps a number of pioneers who are being attacked by a bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144135 +0000" stop="20260915144958 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flame - S01E47</title>
    <desc>The flame on a candle tells the story of how it witnesses the beginnings of the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144958 +0000" stop="20260915150032 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts of Twilight - S01E48</title>
    <desc>A crazy movie director is millions of dollars overbudget and the CEO of Warner Brothers sends the Warners out to stop him. They help him finish his movie "The Wretched Clown".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150032 +0000" stop="20260915151101 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boids - S01E49</title>
    <desc>The Goodfeathers are hired as stunt birds for an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie. They try to keep their jobs, but the move shoot turns out to be harder than they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151101 +0000" stop="20260915152011 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardin' the Garden - S01E50</title>
    <desc>God makes Adam and Eve and tells them not to eat the fruit that comes from the tree of knowledge. Slappy Squirrel, however, lives in the tree of knowledge. When evil snake tries to tempt Adam and Eve, Slappy is in charge of guarding the fruit and stopping the snake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152011 +0000" stop="20260915153218 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plane Pals - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Onboard a plane, the Warners annoy a tightwad who is forced to sit by them because of a computer error. They annoy him so much that he is forced to bail out of the plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153218 +0000" stop="20260915153511 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Careful What You Eat - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Warners sing about the ingredients of junk food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153511 +0000" stop="20260915154400 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up the Crazy River - S01E53</title>
    <desc>When Mindy chases a butterfly into a rain forest that is being cut down for wood, Buttons follow and protect her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154400 +0000" stop="20260915155336 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ta Da Dump, Ta Da Dump, Ta Da Dump Dump Dump - S01E54</title>
    <desc>The Goodfeathers must help Pesto when he gets his head caught in a plastic six-pack ring while rummaging through the garbage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155336 +0000" stop="20260915160521 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opportunity Knox - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Brain wants to steal all of the gold out of Fort Knox. He develops a chemical that causes sneezing fits in people. Pinky and the Brain get to Fort Knox and use the chemical on the guards. They break into the safe and realize that they can't steal the gold because the gold bars are too heavy for the mice to lift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160521 +0000" stop="20260915161456 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Take Heart - S01E56</title>
    <desc>When a male moth and a female butterfly fall in love they head to the city. Just as they are about to kiss, the moth is fit by a truck and must make it through a number of challenges to get back to his butterfly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161456 +0000" stop="20260915162443 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hercule Yakko - S01E57</title>
    <desc>When Marita Hippo's Diamond is stolen onboard a cruise, Hercule Yakko and his associates search around the ship for clues. Eventually they discover that Marita was sitting on the diamond the entire time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162443 +0000" stop="20260915163321 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home on De-Nile - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Rita and Runt are in ancient Egypt where Cleopatra is looking for a cat to sacrifice in an ancient ritual. Rita is chosen for the ritual and Runt is forced to help build a temple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163321 +0000" stop="20260915163612 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Midsummer Night's Dream - S01E59</title>
    <desc>The Warner's present a parody of the play A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163612 +0000" stop="20260915163827 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testimonials - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Several old-time movie stars talk about their encounters with the Warners and how Milton Berle never really liked them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163827 +0000" stop="20260915164341 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babblin' Bijou - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Parodying a 1930's Cartoon, Dot and the Warners are kicked out of a movie theater after Dot loudly fawns over an actor in the movie. The Warners sneak back into the theater and become part of the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164341 +0000" stop="20260915165111 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potty Emergency - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Wakko is at the movies and has to go to the bathroom. When he discovers that the bathrooms don't work, he must find a bathroom somewhere else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165111 +0000" stop="20260915165942 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Yaksalot - S01E63</title>
    <desc>When medieval kingdom of Camelot is threatened by a dragon, King Arthur asks Merlin to summon a knight. When Merlin tries to summon the knight, he gets the Warners instead. The Warners defeat the dragon by tricking it into blowing itself up. They discover that it was really a robot that was being operated by mice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165942 +0000" stop="20260915170716 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got Yer Can - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Slappy puts a can of diet juice in the recycling bin in the yard of Candie Chipmunk's house. Candie complains that it is not her trash and asks Slappy to put in her own trash. Throughout the episode Slappy tries different ways to sneak the can back on chipmunk's property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170716 +0000" stop="20260915171641 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jockey for Position - S01E65</title>
    <desc>In order to get money for a giant magnet to stop the Earth's rotation allowing Brain to assume control over the world, Brain tries to win a million dollars by participating in the Kentucky Derby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171641 +0000" stop="20260915172059 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Risk Your Life - S01E66</title>
    <desc>The Warners appear on a game show that is a parody of the Groucho Marx game show You Bet Your Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172059 +0000" stop="20260915172853 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby or Not Moby - S01E67</title>
    <desc>The Warners stow away onboard a whaling ship controlled by Captain Ahab. Ahab wants to kill Moby Dick, but the Warners try to convince him not to kill whales.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mesozoic Mindy - S01E68</title>
    <desc>In prehistoric time, a cave girl Mindy chases after an egg. A prehistoric version of Buttons tries to keep her out of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173629 +0000" stop="20260915174215 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good, the Boo, and the Ugly - S01E69</title>
    <desc>When a dangerous gunslinger comes to town, Chicken Boo is made sheriff in order to protect the town. Eventually, Boo is discovered to be a chicken and is run out of town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174215 +0000" stop="20260915175031 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot, Bothered and Bedeviled - S01E70</title>
    <desc>The Warners go to Hades where Satan wants to torment them. Unfortunately, the Warners end up tormenting him. He kicks them out after Yakko freezes the place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175031 +0000" stop="20260915175814 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon Over Minerva - S01E71</title>
    <desc>Wilford B. Wolf is interested in Minerva Mink and asks her out on a date. Unfortunately, she turns him down. Wilford, however, is a werewolf and when the moon comes out he comes handsome. Minerva becomes interested, but problems arise when the moon in continually obscured by clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175814 +0000" stop="20260915180331 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skullhead Boneyhands - S01E72</title>
    <desc>A cosmetics saleswoman discovers Skullhead Boneyhands in a mansion. She takes him home in an effort to make him look better. Unfortunately, he keeps getting buried by the family's dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180331 +0000" stop="20260915181509 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draculee, Draculaa - S01E73</title>
    <desc>The Warners are in Transylvania and spend the night in Dracula's castle. Dracula's repeated attempts to drink there blood are frustrated by the Warners' antics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181509 +0000" stop="20260915182549 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phranken-Runt - S01E74</title>
    <desc>In order to destroy a village, Dr. Frankenstein creates a monstrous dog named Scout. When Scout is struck by lightning his brain is damaged. Dr. Frankenstein needs a new dog brain and decides to use Runt's. Rita, however, releases Runt and Scout before Dr. Frankenstein can operate on them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182549 +0000" stop="20260915183329 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Silly Mio - S01E75</title>
    <desc>Madame Brundtwind is an opera singer practicing for her performance. When her singing annoys the Warners, they ask her to stop. When she refuses, the Warners decide to see her performance and get a little revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183329 +0000" stop="20260915184352 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puttin' on the Blitz - S01E76</title>
    <desc>Rita and Runt are in Warsaw, Poland during the 1939 German blitzkrieg. The head of the Polish underground arranges to meet his daughter Katrina on a train that is about to leave the train station. When Katrina is discovered by a dog working for the Germans, Rita saves her. They head to the train station, and jump on when the train begins to leave. Katrina is safe, but Rita when she sees Runt being attacked by German dogs decides to stay. She leaps from the train in order to help her friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184352 +0000" stop="20260915184705 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert - S01E77</title>
    <desc>Wakko belches out "The Dance of the Hours" by Amilcare Ponchielli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184705 +0000" stop="20260915185751 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chairman of the Bored - S01E78</title>
    <desc>At a party for Celebrity Gala of the Year, the Warners sneak in from under a table and start taking food from it. When Yakko goes out to get more cheeseballs he meets an icredibly boring person nicknamed Pip who keeps babling on to them throughout the night. They try to get away but he follows them home and when he finally leaves them alone the next morning they realize it's too quiet and want him to come back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185751 +0000" stop="20260915190821 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astro-Buttons - S01E79</title>
    <desc>On an airless world, Buttons must protect Mindy when she follows a ball through an airlock. They go throw a rocketship and a transporter beam. Eventually Mindy and Buttons get home, but Mindy is duplicated a number of times in a duplication machine. Buttons is scolded for letting Mindy get too close to the duplication machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190821 +0000" stop="20260915191705 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noah's Lark - S01E80</title>
    <desc>Noah must gets two of every animal on board his ark before God sends a flood. He gets more than he can chew when he accepts the Hip Hippos. They complain about food, squash games, and spiders until the flood is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191705 +0000" stop="20260915192050 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Kiss - S01E81</title>
    <desc>Chicken Boo is believed to be the sexiestactor in Hollywood. When his moustache comes off in a love scene, however, his is discovered to be a chicken. The director's career is ruined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192050 +0000" stop="20260915192933 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccup - S01E82</title>
    <desc>Squit gets the hiccups after he eats a pickle. The Goodfeathers use a number of methods to get him to stop. Squit, however, doesn't stop until the Godpigeon scares the hiccups out of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192933 +0000" stop="20260915193751 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown and Out - S01E83</title>
    <desc>For Wakko's birthday, the CEO sends him a clown to entertain him. Unfortunately both Wakko and the CEO are deathly afraid of clowns. When the clown arrives Wakko desperately tries to get rid of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193751 +0000" stop="20260915195051 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubba Bo Bob Brain - S01E84</title>
    <desc>Brain plans to take over the world with subliminal mind control. He pretends to be a country singer and injects subliminal messages into his songs. His music begins to sell and the messages begin to influence people. Unfortunately, Brain ruins his plan by yelling at Pinky during a worldwide televised concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195051 +0000" stop="20260915195843 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Garden of Mindy - S01E85</title>
    <desc>Mindy's mother leaves the house and Brain develops a plan to take over the world. He develops a powerful stink bomb which he hopes to use to force the government officials out of thier jobs. As he makes the stink bomb, Mindy gets on a lawnmower and drives out of control. The lawnmower chases Brain and eventually knocks him into his stink bomb ingredients. Mindy's mother comes home and scolds Brain for letting Mindy feed him old cheese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123607 +0000" stop="20260915133718 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Across the Universe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After saying goodbye to her family on Earth, Niko wakes in space to find the Salvare off course and divided loyalties among her young crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133718 +0000" stop="20260915142153 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Valley of Shadows - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As tempers fray aboard the ship, the crew suits up for an expedition to an uncharted planet. On Earth, Erik tries to decode a clue from the artifact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142153 +0000" stop="20260915150914 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nervous Breakdown - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Niko flies blind as she contends with a damaged ship and an onboard contagion. Renowned reporter Harper Glass hounds Erik for information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150914 +0000" stop="20260915155331 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A ship malfunction leaves Niko trapped in a state of deep sleep, where she dreams again and again about the worst day of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155331 +0000" stop="20260915163344 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mind of Its Own - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On an expedition to a mysterious moon, Sasha attempts to make first contact with a second artifact as Niko and Cas get brutally honest with each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163344 +0000" stop="20260915171715 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Think We're Alone Now - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Niko races against the clock to save her ship and crew, she remembers the first time she met Cas. Sasha fears his mental state is deteriorating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171715 +0000" stop="20260915180135 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living the Dream - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Erik's new approach with the artifact leads to a shocking development—and grave consequences. Sasha digs for information on the Salvare's defenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180135 +0000" stop="20260915184558 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the Light Gets Lost - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Emotions run high during the Salvare's strange trip through a dark matter field. Sasha zeroes in on William's weakness. Erik receives devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184558 +0000" stop="20260915192318 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart and Soul - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The battle for control of the ship reaches critical mass as Sasha's endgame becomes clear. Erik interrogates Harper after her close encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124402 +0000" stop="20260915132727 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Zealand (Down Under the Down Under) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tony is invited to New Zealand to lecture at a gourmet food convention. But after receiving a lukewarm reception from the crowd, he decides to search for real Kiwi culture outside the city of Christchurch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132727 +0000" stop="20260915141128 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asia Special: China - S02E01</title>
    <desc>This was the two hour season 2 premiere.  Anthony Bourdain takes a much-anticipated trip to Asia to visit the two main hubs of "mother cuisine," Japan and China.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141128 +0000" stop="20260915145533 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asia Special: Japan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tony's Japanese adventure begins in Osaka at an underground bar devoted to the hardcore fans of the local baseball team, the Hanshin Tigers. Then he visits the Kiso Valley for some relaxation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145533 +0000" stop="20260915153913 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South Florida - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tony begins his exploration of outer Miami in the vibrant Creole enclave of Little Haiti. Later, he heads out to the vast subtropical preserves of the Everglades. And in South Beach he visits a dive bar, Club Deuce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153913 +0000" stop="20260915162316 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peru - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony Bourdain is on a mission to obtain personal enlightenment, and his travels bring him to Peru, a land of ancient culture, rich cuisine, and vibrant people. He dines in Lima, meets members of a Peruvian Eseeja tribe in the jungle and much more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162316 +0000" stop="20260915170719 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quebec - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Anthony visits a duck farm/processing plant to see how foie gras is made, teaches a class at the Montreal Culinary Institute and plays hockey with a local university hockey team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170719 +0000" stop="20260915175124 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweden - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tony travels to Sweden for a taste of all it has to offer. Along the way he hopes to get past the stereotypes of blond bombshells, meatballs and bad music–ABBA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175124 +0000" stop="20260915183523 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puerto Rico - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tony and Andy, a native, dine on roasted pig in Caicay, attend a posh party at a hacienda, search for a Chuppacabra in the jungle, meet the undefeated boxing champion, Miguel Cotto, and travel to Ponce to take in the Festival of the Virgin Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183523 +0000" stop="20260915191846 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mexico &amp; US Border - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Tony visits Southwest Texas bar and grill; nachos in Piedras Nigras; boat tour of the Rio Grande River.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121112 +0000" stop="20260915122243 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bowl - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Meatwad wins some tickets to the Super Bowl. Who will he take with him to the big game?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122243 +0000" stop="20260915123414 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Computer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Frylock builds a supercomputer with mysterious powers. A guest from pre-history shows up to cash in on the invention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123414 +0000" stop="20260915124546 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Model - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Master Shake takes a walk on the wild side as he attempts to fool with Mother Nature and undergo a radical transformation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124546 +0000" stop="20260915125717 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Spore - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An alien spore monster with communication difficulties invades the Aqua Teen household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125717 +0000" stop="20260915130843 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Sir Loin - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Meatwad's fixation with a new rap star embroils the Aqua Teens in a sinister plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130843 +0000" stop="20260915132014 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Squatter - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Shake flushes all the monthly bills down the toilet, the Aqua Teens must cope with life without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132014 +0000" stop="20260915133145 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meat Zone - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Meatwad gains the power to see the near future. Shake tries to make a few bucks with Meatwad's new psychic abilities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133145 +0000" stop="20260915134317 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Trivia - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Wayne the Brain wins every "trivia night" at the bar. Frylock crams Shake full of information, hoping to beat the trivia champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134317 +0000" stop="20260915135445 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Universal Remonster - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Emory and Oglethorpe pay the Aqua Teens another visit, only this time they decide to steal their cable using the Fargate, and control what they're watching using the Universal Remonster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135445 +0000" stop="20260915140603 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Re-Carl - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Frylock's new invention inadvertently destroys Carl's body but the Aqua Teens manage to save his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140603 +0000" stop="20260915141734 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Trees - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Shake dumps a vat of putrid leftover oil in a vengeful forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141734 +0000" stop="20260915142905 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Shake puts together a metal version of the "Birthday Song" hoping to cash in on the royalties.  But, when Zakk Wylde come looking for his cut of the money, things go all wrong for Shake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142905 +0000" stop="20260915144036 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shaving - S02E15</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic ... to get his mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144036 +0000" stop="20260915145208 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broodwich - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A sandwich made from pure evil tempts Shake's taste buds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145208 +0000" stop="20260915150339 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidney Car - S02E17</title>
    <desc>In a cosmic twist of fate, the Kidney Foundation donates Carl's destroyed car to Meatwad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150339 +0000" stop="20260915151510 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cubing - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Wisdom Cube claims to hold all the known knowledge in the universe, but it seems he only possesses a knack for tiresome anecdotes. Frylock has his doubts if this is all for real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151510 +0000" stop="20260915152636 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frat Aliens - S02E19</title>
    <desc>DP and Skeeter, fraternity brothers from outer space, visit the Aqua Teens looking to party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152636 +0000" stop="20260915153759 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clowning - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Carl gets a wig that begins to affect him strangely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153759 +0000" stop="20260915154918 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dressing - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It's the week after Thanksgiving and the Aqua Teens are visited by a robotic turkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154918 +0000" stop="20260915160032 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>THE - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Frylock finally moves out of the Aqua Teen house after Master Shake pushes him too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160032 +0000" stop="20260915161156 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cloning - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens' TV starts to act strangely after it is cloned one too many times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161156 +0000" stop="20260915162327 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last One - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Several of the Aqua Teens' enemies gather to plot their next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162327 +0000" stop="20260915163457 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Ouija - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Meatwad's new video game allows him to contact the dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163457 +0000" stop="20260915164626 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unremarkable Voyage - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Meatwad eats a very important microchip, Frylock must shrink down to retrieve it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164626 +0000" stop="20260915165757 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mooninites 3: Remooned - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Mooninites return to earth seeking the help from the Aqua Teens to help cash a stolen check from Ignignokt's uncle Cliff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165757 +0000" stop="20260915170927 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gee Whiz - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A billboard with the face of a famous religious icon seems to have given Meatwad the gift of child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170927 +0000" stop="20260915172058 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eDork - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Shake's E-Helmet is loaded with superfluous gadgets but somehow an add-on player piano isn't enough to satisfy his lust for convenience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172058 +0000" stop="20260915173227 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Brittle - S03E06</title>
    <desc>MC Pee Pants returns from hell as an elderly rapping phenomenon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173227 +0000" stop="20260915174357 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robositter - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet while under Carl's supervision, Frylock creates a robotic babysitter to take care of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174357 +0000" stop="20260915175528 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mooninites 4: The Final Mooning - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Only true Moon Masters can pass the third level of the Mooninite's video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175528 +0000" stop="20260915180657 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The South Bronx Paradise Diet - S03E09</title>
    <desc>With a case of beer on the line, Meatwad, Shake and Carl battle to see who can lose the most weight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180657 +0000" stop="20260915181828 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dusty Gozongas - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The hottest stripper at the Wild Wild Chest creates tension between Shake and Carl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181828 +0000" stop="20260915183000 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T-Shirt of the Living Dead - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An ancient Egyptian t-shirt gives Meatwad unfathomable powers. Special guest appearance by Santa Claus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183000 +0000" stop="20260915184131 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Germ - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Hypno-Germs invade Shake's brain, they put on a theatrical disaster in his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184131 +0000" stop="20260915185302 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Carl is left to babysit Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown while the Aqua Teens are away on vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185302 +0000" stop="20260915190428 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirtfoot - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Shake pretends to fall down a well where he meets the legendary New Jersey monster known as Dirtfoot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190428 +0000" stop="20260915191559 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boost Mobile - S04E02</title>
    <desc>You should go buy a boost mobile phone. They're fantastic! Really!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191559 +0000" stop="20260915193859 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Studded Xmas Spectacular (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Shake, Meatwad and Carl present deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193859 +0000" stop="20260915195029 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Studded Xmas Spectacular (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of the deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen movie, hosted by Master Shake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122417 +0000" stop="20260915130706 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whiter Shade of Pale - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Charlie recovers; Charmain finds a case; Hodiak seeks the man who's been harassing Shafe's family; Shafe helps Hodiak get a message to his son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130706 +0000" stop="20260915134958 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cease to Resist - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cutler gets a surprise visitor; Hodiak and Shafe work the murder of a Hollywood star; Charlie goes gun shopping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134958 +0000" stop="20260915143231 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sick City - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Karn buries secrets; failing to impress a record producer, Manson takes his disappointment out on his family; Shafe catches a tough break; Hodiak loses an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143231 +0000" stop="20260915151422 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Charmain's first ride-along ends when her fellow officers are gunned down, the first in a series of cop killings. Her resolve is put to the test as Hodiak and Shafe enlist the Panthers to help find the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151422 +0000" stop="20260915155703 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Charlie tests Emma's loyalty; Shafe passes Guapo's test; after his first acid trip, courtesy of Manson, Hodiak helps a fellow detective with a secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155703 +0000" stop="20260915163951 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Mother Should Know - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Trust is an issue when Bunchy asks Hodiak to solve his brother's murder; the Hodiak family comes together to help Walt; Guapo puts Shafe to work; Charlie's mother visits; Sadie sets up Emma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163951 +0000" stop="20260915172239 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Please Let Me Love You and) It Won't Be Wrong - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Emma's absence is felt when the Manson family makes a documentary; Hodiak makes a deal with Ken Karn to save his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172239 +0000" stop="20260915180526 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Ego Is a Too Much Thing - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Emma returns to the family just as Mary goes into labor; Hodiak's deal for Walt goes south; the conclusion to Hodiak and Shafe's murder investigation has unforeseen consequences; Karn takes care of an old problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180526 +0000" stop="20260915184833 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helter Skelter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hodiak receives some disturbing fan mail as Charmain takes a dangerous plunge undercover and Brian discovers Roy's true intentions. Ken takes aim at Hal as Charlie fears an old prison mate is back to collect a debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184833 +0000" stop="20260915193139 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happiness Is a Warm Gun - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Charlie cooks up a plan for Ralph and his crew; Hal wakes to a nightmare; and Hodiak gets leverage for his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122931 +0000" stop="20260915131005 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rogue enforcer Caitlyn tours the undercity to track down Silco. Jayce puts a target on his back trying to root out Piltover corruption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131005 +0000" stop="20260915135210 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When These Walls Come Tumbling Down - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An eager protégé undermines his mentor on the council as a magical tech rapidly evolves. With authorities in pursuit, Jinx must face her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135210 +0000" stop="20260915143217 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Savior - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Caitlyn and Vi meet an ally in Zaun’s streets and head into a frenzied battle with a common foe. Viktor makes a dire decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143217 +0000" stop="20260915151244 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oil and Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Disowned heir Mel and her visiting mother trade combat tactics. Caitlyn and Vi forge an unlikely alliance. Jinx undergoes a startling change.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151244 +0000" stop="20260915155352 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster You Created - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Perilously close to war, the leaders of Piltover and Zaun reach an ultimatum. But a fateful standoff changes both cities forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155352 +0000" stop="20260915163407 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Is the Crown - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Vi and Caitlyn wrestle with how best to respond in the wake of a terrible tragedy that claims lives — and escalates tensions between the twin cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163407 +0000" stop="20260915171339 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch It All Burn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Piltover ready for war, the Undercity weighs its options. Jinx lies low and plots her next move. A pivotal conversation takes place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171339 +0000" stop="20260915175346 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finally Got the Name Right - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Caitlyn doubles down on her hunt for Jinx. Ambessa accepts a fateful meeting. Changes in Zaun lead to a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175346 +0000" stop="20260915183252 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paint the Town Blue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As rumors of Jinx's return swirl, Ambessa pursues her target with renewed enthusiasm. Jinx and Sevika go undercover and into the belly of the beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183252 +0000" stop="20260915191512 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blisters and Bedrock - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Vi awakens to surprising news. An unsettling reunion isn't what it seems. Caitlyn uncovers the origins of Shimmer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191512 +0000" stop="20260915195439 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Message Hidden Within the Pattern - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Healing comes from a familiar face — in an unfamiliar place. A stunning betrayal threatens to change countless lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121904 +0000" stop="20260915124155 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission Out of Control Room - S14E07</title>
    <desc>Lana monitors simultaneous missions in her state-of-the-art control room, but Archer and the gang experience technical difficulties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124155 +0000" stop="20260915130422 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Fabian - S14E08</title>
    <desc>A former adversary lends a hand as Archer and the gang bond together to try and stop a fleet of killer drones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130422 +0000" stop="20260915140834 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Cold - S14E09</title>
    <desc>With the UN voting to outlaw independent spy agencies, Archer and the gang have to work outside the law to save the world from an unlikely duo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140834 +0000" stop="20260915143007 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mole Hunt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Archer goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account as he attempts to access the agency's mainframe computer. Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner date is interrupted by work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143007 +0000" stop="20260915145139 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145139 +0000" stop="20260915151222 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diversity Hire - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A new field agent makes a splash at ISIS, but Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new diversity hire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151222 +0000" stop="20260915153340 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Utne - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153340 +0000" stop="20260915155453 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honeypot - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155453 +0000" stop="20260915161615 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skorpio - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161615 +0000" stop="20260915163728 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skytanic - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163728 +0000" stop="20260915165829 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rock - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165829 +0000" stop="20260915171945 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Offer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171945 +0000" stop="20260915174102 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Mother - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174102 +0000" stop="20260915180203 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiss Miss - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180203 +0000" stop="20260915182320 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Going Concern - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS – lock, stock and snack machines – to archrival spy agency ODIN.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182320 +0000" stop="20260915184436 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Test - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Archer is in for a huge (well, about ten pound) surprise when he favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a bouncing baby boy on her hip. And a subpoena for a paternity test in her purse. Is Archer the father of the wee baby Seamus?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184436 +0000" stop="20260915190555 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pipeline Fever - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190555 +0000" stop="20260915192608 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Double Deuce - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron (the old "Double Deuce") start dying mysteriously, he naturally suspects foul play. As does Archer, who tries to help his loyal manservant track down the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192608 +0000" stop="20260915194653 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tragical History - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tired of his colleagues constantly calling him a failure, Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin, a mysterious computer security expert, inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero. Not surprisingly, the plan goes awry; Cyril didn't count on sexy, bikini-clad ninjas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121712 +0000" stop="20260915124122 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Madame Baroness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A lost boomerang leads to a job working for a fancy singer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124122 +0000" stop="20260915130533 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oath of the Compass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Archibald must think fast after forgetting to mail invites to his sister's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130533 +0000" stop="20260915132944 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garbage Fruit - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archibald uses his other senses when he's temporarily unable to see.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132944 +0000" stop="20260915135353 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glide &amp; Gobble - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a canyon, Archibald and his siblings search for a way out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135353 +0000" stop="20260915141804 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheelie, No Hands - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to bike riding, Archibald has serious skills. Who knew?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141804 +0000" stop="20260915144214 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Missing Piece - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Archibald goes on a scavenger hunt for a missing puzzle piece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144214 +0000" stop="20260915150623 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scotchman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Archibald marches to a creepy house to deliver a package.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150623 +0000" stop="20260915153034 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain Mayhem - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After winning a citizen swap contest, Archibald moves to a mountain town for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153034 +0000" stop="20260915155445 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gator Spinner Max - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archibald finds a practical use for his pal's wacky invention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155445 +0000" stop="20260915161855 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Can-Do - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Crackridge's new resident dinosaur has a hard time fitting in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161855 +0000" stop="20260915164306 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mall Walkers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald stumbles upon a crime in progress while trapped in the mall overnight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164306 +0000" stop="20260915170717 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasured Tattoo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A whale's tattooed map inspires Archibald to go on a treasure hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170717 +0000" stop="20260915173128 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compost Elf - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The streets get trashy when Archibald misinforms folks about compost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173128 +0000" stop="20260915175539 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Ya at the Stump - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Archibald and his pals rally when their favorite hangout is threatened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175539 +0000" stop="20260915181950 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Taste of Crackridge - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Archibald's Souper Stew is a surprise hit with the residents of Crackridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181950 +0000" stop="20260915184400 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird and the Bee - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Archibald and his pal Bea reminisce about how they first met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184400 +0000" stop="20260915190811 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lake Ball Pit - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cannonball! Archibald becomes a lifeguard at Lake Ball Pit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190811 +0000" stop="20260915193222 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Poppy Corn Festival - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Loy can't get along with a rival, Archibald gets a lesson in the art of sarcasm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193222 +0000" stop="20260915195633 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paperbirds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A gang of crooks mistakes Archibald for a criminal mastermind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120146 +0000" stop="20260915122632 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith vs. the Energy Crisis - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The energy crisis has become a big problem.  The bar is freezing cold and Edith has been preserving as much energy as possible at home as well.  Soon, Archie is suffering as well, when the frigid conditions give him a case of strep throat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122632 +0000" stop="20260915125056 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bosom Partners - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archie is in trouble with the State of New York when he is charged with non-payment of sales tax and questionable record keeping. Now it's up to Murray to save Archie and the bar by trying to romance the tax agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125056 +0000" stop="20260915131514 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building the Restaurant - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Construction on the restaurant is underway, but the contractor Archie and Murray hired is demanding more money. Archie, who is determined that the restaurant will be a success, goes to a loan shark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131514 +0000" stop="20260915133936 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cook - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Archie and Murray hire short-order cook Veronica Rooney (Anne Meara), but she insists that her gay nephew be hired as waiter.  Archie's strong feelings on homosexuality present a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133936 +0000" stop="20260915140438 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murray and the Liquor Board - S01E09</title>
    <desc>In a protest march against Napom, Murray punched a cop. Although it has been pardoned, his ""criminal record"" may cost the bar its liquor license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140438 +0000" stop="20260915142935 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Reunion (1) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mike, Gloria and little Joey come home to spend Thanksgiving with the Bunkers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142935 +0000" stop="20260915145435 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Reunion (2) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria Stivic, and little Joey, come home to spend Thanksgiving with the Bunkers.  (Originally a 1-hour special)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145435 +0000" stop="20260915151947 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney and the Hooker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dottie (the hooker from #3) has been arrested for prostitution.  Murray bails her out and talks Archie into hiring her as a waitress to try to keep her out of trouble.  However, trouble finds her when now divorcee Barney Hefner falls in love and proposes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151947 +0000" stop="20260915154433 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man of the Year - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An old high school buddy of Archie's (who is also a conman) comes to town to inform Archie that he has been elected Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154433 +0000" stop="20260915160926 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith's Shabbat Dinner - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Edith and Stephanie are preparing a Shabbat dinner, a dinner eaten on the Jewish sabbath.  They invite Archie's partner, Murray and his non-Jewish girlfriend.  Unbeknownst to him, Edith also invites his mother, who feels that Murray should only be dating Jewish women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160926 +0000" stop="20260915163423 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney and the Lawsuit - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Barney's barstool collapses while he is sitting on it, Archie is afraid he will try to sue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163423 +0000" stop="20260915165926 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murray and Blanche - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Barney's ex-wife Blanche comes back to town, and is as sex crazy as ever. She now goes after Murray, infuriating Barney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165926 +0000" stop="20260915172427 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murray's Daughter - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Murray's estranged daughter suddenly shows up with a Puerto Rican husband and children on the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172427 +0000" stop="20260915174856 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ambush - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood has had a sudden rash of burglaries and Archie and Murray are afraid the bar will be the next one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174856 +0000" stop="20260915181353 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Sammy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Archie's ""old friend"" Sammy Davis Jr. is in town appearing on a talk show.  Archie calls him up and invites him to the bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181353 +0000" stop="20260915183841 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Fixes Up Fred - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Customers have been complaining about Veronica's nephew, Fred, the gay waiter.  So Archie decides that he can convert him by setting him up on a date with a pretty girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183841 +0000" stop="20260915190339 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Daughter Night - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Murray steps in when Archie refuses to appear in the father and daughter talent show at Stephanie's school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190339 +0000" stop="20260915192823 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Ranseleer's Operation - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Archie and the guys at the bar read in the paper that there might be a cure for Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness, they pool their efforts and money so he can have the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192823 +0000" stop="20260915195257 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Veronica's Ex - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Veronica's ex-husband (Jerry Stiller) come back to town, and Veronica falls for him all over again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121802 +0000" stop="20260915131344 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A circle tightens, panic grows: Dan learns about his predecessor, and Melody tries to track the source of the Visser's dangers. Yet the evil spreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131344 +0000" stop="20260915140018 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferryman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The veil drops from a cursed film's origins. At the Vos Mansion in 1924, Iris recruits Rose for a blood ritual. Dan knows he must find Anabelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140018 +0000" stop="20260915145717 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Otherworld beckons. Melody circles back to the Visser, where a new device captures a sacrifice. So much depends on Dan's journey into the unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145717 +0000" stop="20260915155553 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Signals - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Haunted by a family tragedy, Dan begins to restore videotapes for a cryptic firm. Then he's startled to learn of his connection to their missing creator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155553 +0000" stop="20260915165255 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wellspring - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Messages from the dead arrive while Dan follows Melody on her investigation into the Visser. But who's watching the watcher — and what lies below?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165255 +0000" stop="20260915173822 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror in the Aisles - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The past loops back around as Melody returns to Steven with Jess. Mark checks out a find. Dan tries to map his situation, but he may be losing his way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173822 +0000" stop="20260915183541 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit Receivers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the woods, Dan encounters the unexpected. In the tapes, Melody learns about the cult and makes contact during a shocking séance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183541 +0000" stop="20260915192755 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Looking Glass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The past blurs into the present when Melody visits a forbidden floor in search of an inspired Anabelle. Music leads to lost souls — and revelations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121223 +0000" stop="20260915123658 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Laughing in the Dark - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A kid named Josh decides to prove that a fun house isn't haunted by stealing the nose of the clown who is supposed to haunt the place. He learns that the story isn't fiction when Zeebo pays him a little visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123658 +0000" stop="20260915130132 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Lonely Ghost - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl who desperately wants to be friends with her snotty cousin and her group of friends agrees to spend the night in the haunted house next door to become part of the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130132 +0000" stop="20260915132536 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Twisted Claw - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In a twist of "The Monkey's Paw," two boys scare an old lady to death the night before Halloween just as the next night they receive a hand granting them wishes with consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132536 +0000" stop="20260915135008 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Hungry Hounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Two girls go to an attic where one of them tries on a uniform that belonged to a dead relative where her spirit lives on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135008 +0000" stop="20260915141443 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Super Specs - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Weeds, a prankster, buys his friend Marybeth a pair of super spec glasses as part of an April's Fool Day where once she places on the glasses, strange figures appear and can't be explained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141443 +0000" stop="20260915143919 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Captured Souls - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A family moves to a small house in the summer where they befriend a young man, where the family starts feeling weaker every day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143919 +0000" stop="20260915150354 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Some new neighbors move into a neighborhood. They are originally from Eastern Europe, wear black, collect blood, and only are active at night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150354 +0000" stop="20260915152859 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Sorcerer's Apprentice - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dean, a troubled student, awakens an ancient secret hidden in the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152859 +0000" stop="20260915155335 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jake, an inspiring young actor, is in a play where during rehearsals strange things start happening to him where it's only a matter of time before opening night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155335 +0000" stop="20260915161741 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Dark Music - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Andy Carr moves in the new neighborhood where things don't start out well until he figures out that there's something hidden inside his basement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161741 +0000" stop="20260915164128 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Prom Queen - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Two boys befriend a young woman where they encourage her to join them in search of a legend that comes every year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164128 +0000" stop="20260915170555 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Pinball Wizard - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ross, a mischievous kid, goes to the mall where his old habits sometimes get the best of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170555 +0000" stop="20260915175011 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Final Wish - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jill is a thirteen year old that still loves things her peers have grown out of, such as unicorns and fairy tales.  One night she wishes that she could be in a fairy tale world forever.  After her wish is granted, she finds that living in a fairy tale isn't as happy as she'd once imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175011 +0000" stop="20260915181431 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Midnight Madness - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An old movie theater has two weeks before they close down for good.  Ever since the multiplex came into town, the older movie theater has made less than six dollars per day. All of a sudden, the mysterious Dr. Vink appears and offers them a horror movie he made decades ago.  He promises the owner and his staff that his movie would save them from closing down and it works!  Dr. Vink's horror movie, Nosferatu: The Demon Vampire, starts attracting more than fifty people a night. The staff wonders what attracts people to this film and unfortunately they find out.  The terrifying vampire jumps out of the movie and into the real world where it can have all the victims it wants.  Now the staff must pull the plug on the movie before it gets out of hand!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181431 +0000" stop="20260915185900 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Locker 22 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the 1970s, a young girl named Candy Warren was forced to work on her Chemistry assignment after school. However, neither she nor her teacher noticed that the gas line of her Bunsen burner was frayed.  This caused an accident, claiming Candy's life. Years later, a young girl gets Candy's locker and soon finds herself haunted by Candy's ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185900 +0000" stop="20260915194323 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Two siblings generally spend all their free time playing hockey on the 13th floor of their apartment building.  However, one day the regular elevator operator disappears and they find that the floor is now being used by a company to manufacture toys and games.  However, the toys that they're creating aren't exactly from this world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122555 +0000" stop="20260915130821 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After a body is found strung up in the Wildcat gym, Ted Grant becomes the main suspect. Oliver and Laurel argue over Ted’s innocence. Meanwhile, in flashbacks, when Maseo needs Oliver to remember where an informant for China White stashed key information, he asks Tatsu to help jog Oliver’s memory. Roy shares a secret with Felicity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130821 +0000" stop="20260915135046 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draw Back Your Bow - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Oliver must stop an Arrow-obsessed serial killer, Carrie Cutter, who is convinced that The Arrow is her one true love and will stop at nothing to get his attention.  Unfortunately, her way of getting his attention is to kill people. Meanwhile, Ray asks Felicity to be his date for a work dinner with important clients. Thea auditions new DJs for Verdant and meets Chase, a brash DJ with whom she immediately clashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135046 +0000" stop="20260915143241 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave and the Bold - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Oliver, Arsenal and Diggle track down the location of a boomerang-wielding killer named Digger Harkness, but are surprised when they come face to face with an A.R.G.U.S. team. Diggle asks Lyla why A.R.G.U.S. is involved but she defers until Harkness attacks the building, killing several agents and targeting Lyla. The Arrow joins the fight and gets help from an old friend — The Flash. Harkness manages to get away and Oliver teams up with Barry again to find him before he can get to Lyla. When Harkness plants five bombs in the city that are timed to explode at the same time, both teams must come together to save the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143241 +0000" stop="20260915151507 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Climb - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nyssa returns to Starling City and tells Oliver that her father, Ra’s al Ghul has given Oliver 48 hours to find Sara’s killer or the League of Assassins will start killing the citizens of Starling City. Laurel is stunned when her father delivers a very special Christmas gift — her mother, Dinah. Meanwhile, Ray tries to make amends with Felicity and Oliver sets a meeting with Ra’s al Ghul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151507 +0000" stop="20260915155732 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Left Behind - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of Oliver’s fight with Ra’s al Ghul, Diggle and Arsenal continue to protect the city in the Arrow’s absence. However, after three days without hearing from Oliver, they begin to fear the worst may have happened to their friend. Felicity refuses to believe that Oliver could be dead until Merlyn pays the team a surprise visit. Thea suspects there is something more behind Oliver’s disappearance and asks Merlyn for a favor. Meanwhile, Ray tests a part of his new suit and Laurel takes up the mantle of the Black Canary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155732 +0000" stop="20260915163959 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight City - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Arsenal and Diggle confront Laurel about trying to step into her sister’s shoes and warn her to stop before she gets herself killed. However, when Brick kidnaps the city’s Aldermen and threatens to kill them all unless the police evacuate The Glades, it’s all suits on deck. Meanwhile, Ray steps in to help Lance and the police force fight Brick, showing Felicity a new side of her boss. Malcom tells Thea that Ra’s al Ghul is after him and his family and they must leave town immediately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163959 +0000" stop="20260915172226 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uprising - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Still operating without Oliver and desperate to stop Brick, Team Arrow is forced to consider Malcolm’s offer to help shut Brick down as Malcolm has a personal score to settle with the felon. Roy and Laurel point out to the team that they could use some help to save the innocents of The Glades, but Felicity is adamantly against it and they look to Diggle to make the final decision. Meanwhile, the flashbacks chronicle Malcolm’s descent from kind-hearted father and husband to cold-blooded killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172226 +0000" stop="20260915180451 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canaries - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Oliver is thrown by the changes within Team Arrow. He’s used to calling the shots but sees that the team has evolved in his absence and tensions quickly escalate in the lair. Oliver is furious that Laurel has been going out as the Black Canary and tells her to stop risking her life, but when Vertigo hits the streets again, Laurel goes against Oliver’s wishes and tracks down Vertigo who hits her with a full dose of the drug. Laurel’s biggest fears revolve around her sister Sara so the Vertigo causes her to hallucinate an epic fight between Canary and Black Canary. Meanwhile, Chase surprises Thea, and Roy warns Thea to stay away from Malcolm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180451 +0000" stop="20260915184750 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Malcolm puts Oliver and Thea in a dangerous situation that lands them on Lian Yu with Oliver’s former enemy, Deathstroke. A flashback reveals when Oliver and Maseo returned to Starling City to retrieve the Omega bio weapon, and despite being under strict orders from Amanda Waller not to reveal himself to anyone, Oliver looks in on his family, Laurel and Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184750 +0000" stop="20260915193012 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanda Parbat - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Malcolm is captured by Ra’s al Ghul and taken to Nanda Parbat. Because of his love for Thea, Oliver considers saving Merlyn. Ray is obsessed with finishing his Atom suit so he can save the city but Felicity fears he is heading down the same path as Oliver and tries to pull him out of the lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120443 +0000" stop="20260915123145 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur's Tooth / D.W. Gets Lost - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Arthur is 8 years old and her hasn't lost all of his baby teeth yet. When Francine and the others find out they tease Arthur. He yet becomes even more determined to lose his tooth and fit in with the others. / D.W.'s friend Emily gets earrings. She says it's because her parents view her as a adult so D.W. tries to act like one but she gets lost in the store and realizes that even adults aren't perfect either and after seeing what happened to Emily's ears she decides not to wear earrings until she is a grown up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123145 +0000" stop="20260915125816 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.W. Thinks Big / Arthur Cleans Up - S01E49</title>
    <desc>D.W. finds Aunt Lucy's wedding ring after she lost it at her wedding. / The park is in bad condition and Arthur decides to team up with Francine's dad and clean it up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125816 +0000" stop="20260915132446 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dad, the Garbage Man / Poor Muffy - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Every kid at school's parents has cool jobs except for Francine's dad. He's a garbage man and Francine is embarrassed by it so to make him look cool she tells the kids at school that he's a CIA agent. / Muffy is allergic to the rugs at her house. She has to live with Francine until the rugs get cleared out but she starts to become a pain in the butt. Can Francine deal with her any longer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132446 +0000" stop="20260915135117 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.W.'s Blankie / Arthur's Substitute Teacher Trouble - S01E53</title>
    <desc>D.W. loses her blankie and she and Arthur search all over town just to find it. / When Mr.Ratburn gets sick his sister has to substitute for his class and all the kids think that she's going to be tougher but when she comes they realize that she's an easy teacher. Tired of not being challenged enough the kids want Mr.Ratburn back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135117 +0000" stop="20260915141748 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm a Poet / The Scare-Your-Pants-Off Club! - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Fern dares everyone to write a good poem for a contest. If the loser backs out they have to join art club for a year. They all make good poems and loved doing it so much that they wanted to join anyway. / Muffy's dad decides to ban all the Scare-Your-Pants-Off books because Muffy got a nightmare from it so Arthur and the kids band together to put a stop to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141748 +0000" stop="20260915144419 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Club Rules! / Stolen Bike - S01E57</title>
    <desc>The Strawberry Festival is coming to town and Arthur and his friends all band together and form a club to create the perfect float, but when everyone gets their own ideas on what the float should be they all form their own clubs. In the end D.W. brings them back together and she creates a float that they can all agree on. / Francine gets too old for her bike so her father gets one out of a dumpster and fixes it up for her. When she gets disappointed   she hides the bike and says that it was stolen just so her friends won't see her on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144419 +0000" stop="20260915151121 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur's First Sleepover / Arthur's New Years Eve - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Arthur throws a sleepover and invites Brain and Buster. He doesen't invite D.W. so she decides to ruin the sleepover until she gets to come along. / Arthur plans to stay up through New Years. He feels that he's missed it but Grandma Thora said that as long as you've had good times from the past year there sure to follow up in the new year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151121 +0000" stop="20260915153751 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur Meets Mr. Rogers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mr.Rogers from ""Mr.Rogers Neighborhood"" comes to the Read family for a visit. Everyone especially D.W. loves him except for Arthur who's even embarrassed to be seen with him. Can he overcome this embarrassment before his friends find out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153751 +0000" stop="20260915160422 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draw! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Francine hurts Fern's feelings by calling her a mouse so to get even she and a bunch of kids draw embarrassing pictures of Francine. They continue until Ms.MacGrady tricks the kids into letting them know how Francine feels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160422 +0000" stop="20260915163053 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Binky Barnes, Art Expert - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An art teacher assigns Arthur's class an art assignment and Binky gets teamed up with Arthur and Buster. They go to an art museum and Binky discovers a mistake with a certain drawing!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163053 +0000" stop="20260915165725 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur's Lucky Pencil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Arthur finds a pencil that gives him luck but when everyone else starts to use it, the pencil starts to get smaller and smaller, so Arthur hides it somewhere. He can't find it but is lucky anyway   and when it is found D.W. takes it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165725 +0000" stop="20260915172356 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.W., the Picky Eater - S02E05</title>
    <desc>D.W. is a picky eater an doesn't eat everything on her plate. Grandma Thora's birthday dinner is coming up soon and because of her actions in the past she's not invited. Can she overcome this and come to the dinner?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172356 +0000" stop="20260915175028 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buster and the Daredevils - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Buster meets these cool guys who knows skating tricks. He wants to be their friend but they dare him to do bad things. Will Buster see these guys for who they truly are?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175028 +0000" stop="20260915181659 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur Makes a Movie - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Arthur wants to see a movie, but he is too young to see it, so he and his friends make a parody of the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181659 +0000" stop="20260915184330 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go to Your Room, D.W. - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When D.W. is sent to her room, she thinks it is because her parents only love Kate and Arthur.  She eventually learns to be nice to Kate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184330 +0000" stop="20260915191001 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur's Underwear - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Arthur has an embarrassing dream about being seen in his underwear and it gets even worse when it happens for real!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191001 +0000" stop="20260915193632 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Francine Frensky, Olympic Rider - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Francine decides that she wants to learn how to ride a horse so she saves her money and gets lessons but things become worse when Katherine falls in love with her instructor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121558 +0000" stop="20260915130213 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Special (1) - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel are looking forward to Sandy's and Harry's return after a year in Canada, and Jean is looking forward to Sandy and Judith having babies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130213 +0000" stop="20260915134830 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Special (2) - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Patrick is looking for his father, Jean wants grandchildren, Stephen wants to be a celebrity and Lionel wants peace and quiet. How do they all end up in hospital?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134830 +0000" stop="20260915141719 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Must Remember This - S01E01</title>
    <desc>We meet the two main characters: Lionel and Jean.
In the pilot episode, Lionel is in a hotel cafe giving a waitress a hard time. He is scathingly sarcastic. Jean is, similarly, seen being brittle and unbending.
Lionel is working on his book ”My Life in Kenya” about his life in Kenya. (This joke comes up in numerous episodes.) He requires a secretary to help with the revisions. That's where Jean's secretary service ""...Type for You"" comes in.
Judith, Jean's daughter, meets Lionel at his hotel to apologize for the terrible secretary. Lionel asks Judith out. When he arrives to pick her up he is introduced to Jean. After about two seconds Jean and Lionel both independently figure out who they each suspect the other person to be: a lover last seen in 1953.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141719 +0000" stop="20260915144531 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You --- Again - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel look no closer to renewing their relationship when Lionel checks out of his hotel without telling Jean. However, Lionel's publisher, Alistair, convinces him to go to a party tonight to meet some 'faces', people who can help in the sale of his book. He checks back in, and, after a walk in the park, Lionel asks Jean to go to the party with him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Copper Kettle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lionel is about to go on a lecture circuit, so he invites Jean for a day out. The revisit some old haunts, only to discover that a lot has changed. However, after a trek through an overgrown field, they find 'The Copper Kettle', an old place which Lionel and Jean were quite fond of.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise, Surprise - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Judith persuades Jean to surprise Lionel by going along to his lecture in Nowrich. However, it is Jean who gets the surprise when she finds that Lionel already has a lady friend to stay with. While Lionel attempts to deal with the embarrasing position he is in, as well as his new found reputation as an elephant killer (thanks to Alistair's hyped-up blurb), Jean faces the romantic advances of Alistair.</desc>
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    <title>Relationships - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The trip to Nowrich has changed Jean and Lionel's relationship. While Alistair still continues his romantic overtures to Jean, Lionel attempts to smooth things over with Jean. Alistair also gets Lionel to attempt another revision of his book, and Lionel becomes frustrated with the entire project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161116 +0000" stop="20260915164025 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Picnic - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel are both flattered by the romantic attentions of Alistair and Judith, but decide that things cannot continue as they are. Jean bets that if all four of them go on a picnic together, Judith and Alistair will hit it off. But perhaps it will be Jean and Lionel who grow closer...</desc>
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    <title>White Hunter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lionel is nervous regarding an upcoming photo shoot for the cover of his book. Despite advice from Jean and Judith that whatever helps sell the book is worth it, Lionel is completely taken aback by what Alistair has in mind.</desc>
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    <title>A Weekend Away - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jean is put on the spot when Judith goes away for the weekend, and the house is left empty. She is somewhat flustered with all the suggestive comments regarding her and Lionel, and makes a fool of herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173510 +0000" stop="20260915180434 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visiting Rocky - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lionel takes Jean to see his eccentric father Rocky, the complete opposite of Lionel's gruff self.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180434 +0000" stop="20260915183211 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lionel wonders why Alistair, a rich, successful publisher would be interested in publishing Lionel's less-than-blockbuster book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183211 +0000" stop="20260915190109 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misunderstandings - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During a weekend at Jean's sister-in-law's house, Jean and Lionel invent more and more ridiculous claims to cover-up their romance thirty-eight years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190109 +0000" stop="20260915192858 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruise - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jean becomes angry when Lionel invites her along on a cruise as a 'freebie'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192858 +0000" stop="20260915195551 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book Signing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The book is finally published, and Lionel begins a nationwide book-signing tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122305 +0000" stop="20260915125208 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Call - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Local teens raise hell when they steal the Delta from Brock's house. Ash and his best buddy Chet devise a plan to throw a party at the bar, lure the thieves in, and get the Delta and the Necronomicon back .</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125208 +0000" stop="20260915131907 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.U.I. - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ash goes on the hunt for his beloved Delta, but becomes the hunted. Ruby and Kelly engage in a battle royale with the evil spawn while Pablo suffers from a new Necronomicon condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131907 +0000" stop="20260915134527 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confinement - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Deadites are no match for our hero, but the Sheriff is, when Ash is brought up on charges. Ruby, Kelly, and Pablo go to break him out, but they discover some people are not who they seem to be. There's a new evil in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134527 +0000" stop="20260915141339 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped Inside - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An angry mob corners Ash and the team in Brock's house while Ruby tries to summon the spell to send Baal back to hell. Ash finally proves to the townsfolk he is not a murderer but a hero, when a familiar deadite comes for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141339 +0000" stop="20260915144146 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delusion - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ash wakes up in an asylum and a seemingly helpful doctor tries desperately to get him to admit his horrific acts so his healing can begin. Ash's world seems to crumble around him. Was this all in his head? Is he really Ashy Slashy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144146 +0000" stop="20260915150800 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashy Slashy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ruby, Kelly and Pablo go to look for Ash and Baal in an abandoned asylum and encounter some crazy characters. They are all players in Baal's attempt to break Ash and find the Necronomicon. But did his plan work?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150800 +0000" stop="20260915153411 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Again - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ash, distraught about losing Pablo is determined to bring him back! Ruby and Kelly tag along as they travel back in time to make sure Young Ash never sees the Necronomicon. But the butterfly effect they create is something no one can believe!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153411 +0000" stop="20260915160648 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Coming - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ash, Ruby and Kelly battle the past to secure a future where Pablo is alive and the world is safe from evil, but the family from hell has other plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160648 +0000" stop="20260915163507 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After being the hero of Elk Grove by defeating evil and saving humanity, Ash settles in and opens a hardware store, but his peace is short lived when evil returns with a target close to his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163507 +0000" stop="20260915170425 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booth Three - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ruby gives birth to a form of evil and disguises herself to bond with Brandy. Kelly returns with a friend who is leading the search for The One to defeat The Dark One, while Ash realizes evil is out to get his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170425 +0000" stop="20260915173345 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apparently Dead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ruby reveals herself to Ash as she tries to strengthen her bond with Brandy to defeat The Prophesized One; Pablo and Dalton continue to spar, unsure of one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173345 +0000" stop="20260915180145 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfinished Business - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Brock warns Ash of an otherworldly hurricane brewing; Ash and Pablo make a discovery at the hardware store; Kelly and Brandy face a familiar foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180145 +0000" stop="20260915182942 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Proof - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ruby's house of horrors reveals her master plan as well as a little bundle of joy that terrorizes Ash; Pablo's Brujo ties bring him back to the path he needs to take.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182942 +0000" stop="20260915185726 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales from the Rift - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ash's bond with his daughter strengthens as more Knights of Sumeria join Pablo and him to defeat evil; Kelly decides to go after Ruby while Ash, team, and the knights enter the rift and face a battle of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185726 +0000" stop="20260915192419 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twist and Shout - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ruby's latest creation is her most diabolical plan yet to turn Brandy against Ash; Pablo suspects something isn't right with Kelly when she meets him and Ash at the school; chaos ensues when evil shows up at the dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192419 +0000" stop="20260915195210 +0000" channel="C477.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rifting Apart - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ash and Pablo realize the rift in the cellar is the key to saving humanity and devise a plan to save the ones they love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124530 +0000" stop="20260915134434 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Déjà Vu - S01E01</title>
    <desc>DI Alex Drake is taken hostage and shot, and wakes up in a brothel... in 1981. Rescued in a police raid, she quickly recognises DCI Gene Hunt and his team from detailed reports made by DCI Sam Tyler about his own trip to 1973.

Gene is determined to address London's growing drugs problem, and has targeted city playboy Edward Markham as the brains behind the operation. Alex suspects Arthur Layton, the man who kidnapped her in 2008. Could Layton be the key to her return to her own time?</desc>
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    <title>The Happy Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>DCI Hunt is determined to keep a lid on protests against the London Docklands development. When a suspected member of the London Liberation Front is arrested, Alex asks her mother, a lawyer, to defend him. Meanwhile, Prince Charles is marrying Lady Diana Spencer and the in-crowd is partying at the Blitz Club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144245 +0000" stop="20260915154137 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing Changes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fresh from a successful drugs bust, Gene and the team investigate a prostitute's rape allegation. A dangerous serial attacker may be at large, but the case is hampered by an unreliable witness and the suspect's connections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154137 +0000" stop="20260915163907 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Missing Link - S01E04</title>
    <desc>CID investigate a murder, and discover a plot to sell stolen nuclear secrets to the Revolutionary Workers Front. When Gene and Alex get trapped in a secret Government facility at Edgehampton, the temperature rises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163907 +0000" stop="20260915173534 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smoking Gun - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gene and Alex discover that a notorious pimp and drug dealer has a major firearms deal in the pipeline. In an attempt to locate him, the team go undercover in a gay club, and Ray goes beyond the call of duty to get his man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173534 +0000" stop="20260915183200 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An armed robbery leads Gene to Chas Cale, a criminal he tried to bring down in Manchester. But when Chas reveals his alibi, Gene begins to wonder if he is past his prime as a DCI. Alex sends Ray and Chris undercover at the local pub in order to solve the case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183200 +0000" stop="20260915193110 +0000" channel="C478.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Begins at Home - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team investigates the armed robbery of a fundraiser who has been travelling across the country in a bathtub full of baked beans to raise money for Children in Need. Alex thinks that a crime reconstruction on Police Five will do the trick, but Gene prefers some old-fashioned police work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121016 +0000" stop="20260915123717 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Do People Catch a Cold? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots travel to the Land of the Lymph to learn how a cold virus spreads. Wanda Sykes guest-stars as a doctor with the sniffles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123717 +0000" stop="20260915130344 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Do You Make Music? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After tumbling into a tuba, the StoryBots enter a magical, musical wonderland. John Legend guest-stars as the King of Music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130344 +0000" stop="20260915133143 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do Planets Come From? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The 'Bots blast off into outer space to learn how planets are made -- and what they're made of. Zoe Saldana guest-stars as an astronomy professor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133143 +0000" stop="20260915135948 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>No two people are exactly alike, thanks to a little thing called DNA. Reggie Watts guest-stars as a nurse who explains it all.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Cell Phones Work? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To see how cell phones work, the StoryBots hop inside one. Jennifer Garner guest-stars as a cell tower switching-station operator.</desc>
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    <title>What Happens When You Flush the Toilet? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>We use the toilet every day, but how does it work -- and where does our waste go? Jason Sudeikis guest-stars as a plumber in the know.</desc>
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    <title>Where Does Chocolate Come From? - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots jump into a vending machine to find out where candy bars come from. Alyssa Milano guest-stars as a chocolatier.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Eyes See? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots brave a castle on a dark and stormy night to understand how eyesight works. Maria Bamford guest-stars as an eccentric scientist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161850 +0000" stop="20260915163948 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Does Night Happen? - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots visit mountaintops, the deep sea and even outer space to understand how night happens. Jay Leno guest stars as a helpful knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163948 +0000" stop="20260915170411 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Do Airplanes Fly? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots embark on a high-flying adventure to learn how airplanes fly. Kevin Smith guest stars as the superhero Super Mega Awesome Ultra Guy.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do I Have to Brush My Teeth? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>To understand why humans need to brush their teeth, the StoryBots travel to a mouth taken over by a gang of bad bacteria. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172811 +0000" stop="20260915175016 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Is the Sky Blue? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To learn why the sky is blue, the StoryBots get a science lesson in colors. Garfunkel and Oates' Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci guest star.</desc>
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    <title>Where Do French Fries Come From? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The mysterious Molepheus takes the StoryBots on an underground journey to learn how French fries are made."Weird Al" Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Where Does Rain Come From? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots visit an amusement park in the sky to learn where rain comes from. Tim Meadows and Chris Parnell guest star as a pair of silly reindeer.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Computers Work? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots climb inside a computer to learn about input, output and processing. Snoop Dogg guest-stars as a tech-savvy operating system.</desc>
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    <title>Why Can't I Eat Dessert All the Time? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A piece of broccoli and a rebellious cupcake teach the StoryBots about proper nutrition. Christina Applegate guest-stars as a bakery owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192518 +0000" stop="20260915195257 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Many Types of Animals Are There? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots take on an awfully big task: counting every kind of animal there is. Kristen Schaal guest-stars as a biologist.</desc>
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    <title>Discord Time - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The E class is divided over whether to kill Koro Sensei or try to save him. Koro Sensei suggests a way of settling the issue between the two sides.</desc>
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    <title>Outcome Time - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The battle amongst the E-Class comes down to the final two on each side:  Karma vs. Nagisa. But, a new obstacle throws a wrench into the E Class's plans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Outer Space Time - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Class 3-E has agreed to try and save Koro Sensei.  In order to do this, they must track down confidential information -- information that takes the class to another height.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132144 +0000" stop="20260915134446 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day Time - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Nagisa remains uncertain about his future as high-school entrance exams loom over him.  It's time for Class 3-E to celebrate Valentine's Day!</desc>
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    <title>Trust Time - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It's time for the last project from Koro Sensei before the E-Class closes out the year, but the government's own plans and threatens to get in the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140748 +0000" stop="20260915143050 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Time - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The students fight to see their teacher one last time. A figure from Koro Sensei's past arrives with a serious grudge against the super-creature.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Final Boss Time - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A pitched battle between two super-creatures threatens to harm the students of Class 3-E. Can Koro Sensei protect them while fighting for his life?</desc>
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    <title>Graduation Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Time is running out, and the E Class students must decide once and for all whether to kill the teacher who so changed their lives over the past year.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Future Time - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Graduation day: one of life's chapters ends and another begins as the students and teachers of Class 3-E go on to forge their own paths in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Assassination Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A creature who blasted the moon into a crescent shows up at Kunugigaoka Junior High School--and he's giving the students a year to assassinate him!</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Time - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The reasoning behind the E Class's segregation is revealed. Nagisa tracks Koro Sensei's weak points in the hopes of using them to take him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162600 +0000" stop="20260915164902 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma Time - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The brilliant, belligerent Karma Akabane, Nagisa's former classmate, joins 3-E and immediately jumps into the assassination mission with both feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164902 +0000" stop="20260915171204 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grown-Up Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A new foreign-language teacher comes to 3-E with some major ulterior motives... among other things. Will she get any closer to killing Koro Sensei?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171204 +0000" stop="20260915173506 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assembly Time - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Before the torturous school assembly begins, Okuda attempts to poison Koro Sensei in an unexpected way... with unexpected results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173506 +0000" stop="20260915175808 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Time for midterms! Koro Sensei gives his aspiring assassins an ultimatum as they battle a grueling test and the disdain of the rest of the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175808 +0000" stop="20260915182110 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Trip Time, First Period - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The students go on a school trip to Kyoto, where they must still keep assassination foremost in their minds. Kanzaki faces trouble from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>School Trip Time, Second Period - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The E Class gives a pro sniper plenty of chances to take down Koro Sensei, then try to make the most of what's left of their school trip to Kyoto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184412 +0000" stop="20260915190714 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transfer Student Time - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A new student joins the E Class with a singleminded focus on assassination that drives her classmates to distraction. Koro Sensei to the rescue!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190714 +0000" stop="20260915193016 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L and R Time - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Irina is greeted by her former master, retired assassin Lovro, who thinks she should give up as she has no chance of killing Koro-sensei.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193016 +0000" stop="20260915195318 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transfer Student Time, Second Period - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Class 3-E prepare for the arrival of their second transfer student, who is allegedly more powerful than Ritsu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123001 +0000" stop="20260915131246 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Life without Boxing - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three weeks after officially retiring from boxing, Tyson struggles to adjust to life outside the ring. His brother Tommy makes a surprising announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131246 +0000" stop="20260915134956 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Giant Six Foot Nine Child - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyson meets with fans and fields questions about his retirement during a tour to the Isle of Man. At home, Paris grills Venezuela about her ambitions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134956 +0000" stop="20260915142709 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picking A Fight With A Viking - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tyson, his father John and Paris open up about his ongoing struggles with mental health. Later, he flies to Iceland on a whim for an exhibition fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142709 +0000" stop="20260915145509 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Temptation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous trip to Iceland, Paris throws Tyson a surprise party to cheer him up. Can he resist taking the bait when a new opponent taunts him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145509 +0000" stop="20260915152449 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I’m Coming Home Baby! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Devastating news prompts Tyson to reconsider his life choices while on holiday in Mallorca. Mixed emotions brew when he decides to end his retirement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152449 +0000" stop="20260915155513 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will You Marry Me…Again?! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tyson sets his sights on boxing champion Anthony Joshua for his return to the ring. Later, he takes Paris to Cannes and stages a romantic surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155513 +0000" stop="20260915162924 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D-Day for AJ - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tyson treats Venezuela to a father-daughter spa day for her birthday. Pressure mounts as he waits for Joshua to decide whether or not to fight him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162924 +0000" stop="20260915170508 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furious in Dubai - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As he leaves for an intensive 8-week training camp, Tyson has an emotional goodbye with Paris and the kids. Drama flares ahead of Tommy's match in Dubai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170508 +0000" stop="20260915173652 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Could Be Game Over - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline and anxieties soar as Tyson's team and family watch him take on Derek Chisora, his longtime rival, during an epic exhibition in London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173652 +0000" stop="20260915181543 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Back Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tyson takes on round two of retirement and whisks Paris away on a kid-free trip from Morecambe to Monaco. Tommy opens up to John about personal struggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181543 +0000" stop="20260915185308 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I’m Gonna Tell You a Secret - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Paris opens up about past heartbreak on a girls' day, Tyson brings the boys back to basics on a camping trip — before a sparring session with Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185308 +0000" stop="20260915192953 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Wants a Piece of the GK - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After grilling Venezuela about her career aspirations, a tartan-clad Tyson revels in his love for the limelight during a boys' road trip to Scotland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120222 +0000" stop="20260915124842 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bounty - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Murdock is kidnapped by bounty hunters that hope to use him as bait to capture the rest of the A-Team. When the Team arrives to rescue him, they find he has fallen in love with a veteranarian that's helped save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124842 +0000" stop="20260915133508 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beverly Hills Assault - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The A-Team goes uptown and gets involved with an art dealer who has been replacing original paintings with fakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133508 +0000" stop="20260915142349 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble Brewing - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Two sisters ask the A-Team for help when they are pressured to convert their all-natural soda pop bottling plant into a brewery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142349 +0000" stop="20260915151036 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Crystal Lake - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The A-Team's planned fishing vacation at a lakeside retreat is ruined when Decker and his men show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151036 +0000" stop="20260915155647 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Crystal Lake - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The A-Team's planned fishing vacation at a lakeside retreat is ruined when Decker and his men show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155647 +0000" stop="20260915164154 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgment Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The A-Team goes to Italy to rescue a judge's daughter from mobsters, then must spend the journey home aboard an oceanliner dodging the boys trying to get her back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164154 +0000" stop="20260915172655 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Is the Monster When You Need Him? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The A-Team must make do with movie prop guns against the real things when they are attacked while helping Hannibal and a friend film a low-budget movie in Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172655 +0000" stop="20260915181507 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lease with an Option to Die - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Some muscle men make a big mistake when they try to force B.A.'s momma out of her apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181507 +0000" stop="20260915190331 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road to Hope - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hannibal poses as a wino to avoid being caught by the Army and stumbles onto a racket that involves killing the derelicts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190331 +0000" stop="20260915195156 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heart of Rock n' Roll - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Singer Rick James asks the A-Team to help an old rock-and-roll legend whose life in prison has suddenly become very dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123554 +0000" stop="20260915130908 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andrew Wyeth. Alfred's World. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>They always making Paper Boi go through something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130908 +0000" stop="20260915134414 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Was All a Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>You know what? As much as I hated this show, I think I’m gonna miss it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134414 +0000" stop="20260915140941 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bang - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Paper Boy? Who the hell is that? I swear everybody want to be a rapper now-a-days smh. Song is bumpin tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140941 +0000" stop="20260915143231 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streets on Lock - S01E02</title>
    <desc>See every rapper think he a thug, well you do the crime, you do the time. Don't drop the soap haha. Free my uncle Jay!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143231 +0000" stop="20260915145737 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go for Broke - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This man Earn broke as hell. How you gone go out on a date with no money? Umm mhmm these Atlanta dudes trifling. But Ok, Paper Boi might really be about that life tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145737 +0000" stop="20260915152042 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Streisand Effect - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Paper Boi is tripping about this blog stuff but it's just Twitter bruh. It's just entertainment. Somebody needs to get Earn some money. Skreetmoney Worldwide man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152042 +0000" stop="20260915154231 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Beats the Biebs - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ayyye, okay! We got celebs in the building balling for the kids. I love me some Justin Bieber. Man, Paper Boi stay hating tho haha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154231 +0000" stop="20260915160736 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Value - S01E06</title>
    <desc>I love my bestie for real but I can't stand her neither. Van just jealous cause her girl out here jet settin and poppin. Ok girl get yours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160736 +0000" stop="20260915162852 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.A.N. - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Montague; Special guest Paper Boi and Dr. Deborah Holt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162852 +0000" stop="20260915165437 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Club - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Baller Alert! NFL players, not to mention Jeff Miles and the bottle boys at Primal tonight. Paper Boi gonna be in this thang too. Liiiiiiiittttttttt. I got pre sale bands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165437 +0000" stop="20260915171808 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juneteenth - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Why my Auntie trying to make me go to one of these bougie Junteenth parties again? I don't like them sadity people and I'm gonna miss my shows. Le sigh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171808 +0000" stop="20260915174419 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jacket - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Yo last night was 10 crazy. I bout lost my mind, Quita lost her phone, and this fool Earn lost his jacket smh. Who cares tho (laugh-crying emoji).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174419 +0000" stop="20260915181417 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alligator Man - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Wow it's been a minute. I mean, I like this episode about the troubled kid but we waited 50 years for this?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181417 +0000" stop="20260915184023 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sportin' Waves - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I think everybody knows blackface ain't cool anymore, we get it. They be trying too hard to go viral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184023 +0000" stop="20260915190847 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Bag Shawty - S02E03</title>
    <desc>This one was cool. Going to rich parties and meeting weirdos. Season 1 was better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190847 +0000" stop="20260915193437 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helen - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sometimes shows just be over my head acting fake deep. Where's the poop jokes?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193437 +0000" stop="20260915195926 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbershop - S02E05</title>
    <desc>I was legit scared watching this.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122328 +0000" stop="20260915124725 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke Signal - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After barely surviving Eren's recovery, a rising threat from the shadows puts everyone's lives in danger again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124725 +0000" stop="20260915131122 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Scouts take a stand against a new enemy, but it's not just Titans they'll be fighting anymore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131122 +0000" stop="20260915133519 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Story - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Historia and Erwin look back on their past, revealing a shady government with a hidden agenda and inspiration for an uprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133519 +0000" stop="20260915135916 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust - S03E04</title>
    <desc>On the run and running out of time, the Scouts must entrust their lives to others if they plan on surviving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135916 +0000" stop="20260915142313 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reply - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Erwin pleads his case for the Scouts to be spared, but an unforeseen announcement puts the fate of humanity at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142313 +0000" stop="20260915144710 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>While sins of the past reveal new truths, both sides prepare for the upcoming showdown before they run out of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144710 +0000" stop="20260915151108 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As battle breaks out, Historia makes a shocking decision which leads to catastrophe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151108 +0000" stop="20260915153505 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outside the Walls of Orvud District - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When everything falls apart, Eren must believe in himself to save his friends. But Eren alone may not be enough to stop the impending doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153505 +0000" stop="20260915155902 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruler of the Walls - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The survey corps and the wall garrison must protect the Orvud District from the impending attack of Rod Reiss's titan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155902 +0000" stop="20260915162259 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Kenny recalls the life which has brought him to death's door, but he gets to decide whether to live on or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162259 +0000" stop="20260915164656 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bystander - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Having seen a glimpse of his father's memories, Eren attempts to track down a man hoping they might shed some light on his father's secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164656 +0000" stop="20260915171038 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Battle to Retake the Wall - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Scouts gather for a feisty feast before leaving to retake Wall Maria to uncover what's hidden in the basement once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171038 +0000" stop="20260915173435 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town Where Everything Began - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The operation to retake Wall Maria commences in Shiganshina, the town where everything began. But when the Scouts arrive, something seems very wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173435 +0000" stop="20260915175832 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder Spears - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Against a rush of enemies, the Scouts scramble to defend their horses. But despite falling into a trap, they have their own surprise for the Armored Titan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175832 +0000" stop="20260915182229 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Descent - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Though their Thunder Spears prove effective, the Scouts' celebration is short-lived as disaster descends upon Shiganshina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182229 +0000" stop="20260915184626 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perfect Game - S03E16</title>
    <desc>While one front in the battle is rained on by flames, the other is battered by boulders. With no way out, the Scouts are forced to fight or die trying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184626 +0000" stop="20260915191023 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero - S03E17</title>
    <desc>As Erwin's heroic charge buys Levi time to confront the Beast Titan, Armin comes up with a plan of his own that lays it all on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191023 +0000" stop="20260915193420 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Sun - S03E18</title>
    <desc>While picking up the pieces from the costly battle, tensions rise when deciding which of the wounded Scouts gets to use the single syringe of serum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193420 +0000" stop="20260915195817 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Basement - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The Scouts reflect on all they have gained and lost in their mission. With their enemies gone, Eren and the Scouts finally enter the basement to uncover the truth that will change everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121652 +0000" stop="20260915124815 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The D-Train to Bone Town - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Paige proposes having an autism-friendly school dance to the PTA. Sam makes preparations for losing his virginity. Doug and Julia help each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124815 +0000" stop="20260915131728 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Lost My Poor Meatball - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Paige makes a confession to Sam, he creates a checklist to figure how he feels. Things with Nick suddenly get too real for Elsa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131728 +0000" stop="20260915135421 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silencing Properties of Snow - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous dinner with Paige's family, Sam makes amends at the school dance. Casey's fury at her mom affects her relationship with Evan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135421 +0000" stop="20260915142437 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juiced! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sam's frustration at being unable to find a therapist and Casey's anxiety about going to a new school spark a blowup between the two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142437 +0000" stop="20260915145356 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin Cam and Chill - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Casey feels less than welcome at Clayton. Sam asks Paige to spell out the rules of their "casual relationship," while Doug sets boundaries with Elsa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145356 +0000" stop="20260915152424 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Dude and the Lion - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A peer group meeting leads Sam to an important decision. Detention with Izzie shows Casey they have more in common than she thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152424 +0000" stop="20260915155643 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pants on Fire - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Zahid teaches Sam to lie, while Elsa practices being honest. Evan helps Casey get over an embarrassment. A doctor visit forces Julia out of denial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155643 +0000" stop="20260915162627 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Is Pipping - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In peer group, Sam realizes he needs to manage his own money. Doug gets advice from Megan on dealing with Elsa. Evan meets Casey's new friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162627 +0000" stop="20260915165511 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Dragon's Lair - S02E06</title>
    <desc>To prepare for college life, Sam sleeps over at Zahid's. Sam's $700 loss reunites Doug and Elsa with Arlo's parents, former friends of theirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165511 +0000" stop="20260915172610 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smudging - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Casey tells Izzie what Nate did. Sam tries to figure out which colleges to apply to. Doug discovers a need to educate first responders about autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172610 +0000" stop="20260915175224 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living at an Angle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sam loses his portfolio for his art school application and panics. Megan gets flirty with Doug, who makes a decision about Elsa. Julia calls Miles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175224 +0000" stop="20260915182221 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ritual-licious - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ignoring Casey's wishes, Elsa throws her a big birthday party, while Sam insists on following a decade-old birthday ritual. The bartender haunts Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182221 +0000" stop="20260915185627 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernest Shackleton's Rules for Survival - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cruel yearbook comments show Sam who's got his back, a favor he repays at graduation. Feelings for Izzie confuse Casey. Elsa asks Doug a key question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185627 +0000" stop="20260915192930 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Laid Plans - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Paige invites Sam to redefine their romance, Casey struggles with complicated feelings, and Elsa attempts to find a new normal with Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192930 +0000" stop="20260915195630 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standing Sam - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sam makes a bold move amid the buzz of orientation day. Casey crosses paths with Nate. Elsa and Doug unpack the hazards of half-truths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123932 +0000" stop="20260915133728 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bridge Too Far - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A Native American appears on the banks of the river and wants to buy the bridge, but there is a problem the boys don't own the bridge, will Granger fall for their scheme? Barry finds out that Tatyana is not Kadi's brother and throws her and Kadi out, Kadi seeks his revenge by shooting up the house! The boys fly out to America on Kadi's cargo plane with several tonnes of the steel. But Kadi has left a few of his 'possesions' and the motel the boys are staying in is raided by the D.E.A.!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133728 +0000" stop="20260915143451 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Country - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The lads find themselves united once more as workers, with a grim little hut for their new home. Barry begins to go off the rails whilst awaiting trial on drugs charges, Neville falls in love with a prostitute on the road to Las Vegas, and Oz is forced to make a heroic act of bravery to rescue the bridge project from ruin. Granger finds out about the bridge project and threatens revenge. Wyman goes missing after Oz almost comes to blows with some guys in a local pub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143451 +0000" stop="20260915153340 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Inspector Calls - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The lads discover that the past has a habit of coming back to haunt them. A police inspector arrives looking for Moxey and a vengeful Grainger puts a spanner in the works with the bridge-build. Dennis negotiates a peaceful solution, and Grainger agrees to go to Arizona. The bridge is finally completed - but they have a little surprise planned for Grainger!
N.B. The Transporter Bridge is still in Middlesborough!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153340 +0000" stop="20260915163230 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britannia Waives the Rules - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Russia. A marble staircase. Oz descends in his dirty, worn white underpants to join the others over a morning cuppa. The house is magnificent - another job well done. It is payday, and after a celebratory vodka, the boys head outside for a final photo, where the house explodes behind them, leaving them penniless and with no way home.    The lads head to the British Embassy, where Oz knows an old Geordie contact who tells the team about the existence of the Overseas Estates Development department which arranges for British workmen to travel round the world fixing up British Government property. The gang plan their letter of application on the way home: ""We are independent building contractors with a vast amount of experience. We recently reassembled the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge in Arizona, which must count as one of the most famous erections in recent years.""    Neville turns down the opportunity this time, but he is approached by a member of MI6, and is asked to work undercover.</desc>
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    <title>Our Boys in Havana - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Perhaps it's the heat, or the Cuban rum, or maybe it's just creeping middle-age but strange things are happening to TV's best-known gang of Geordie brickies. Neville, for instance, has turned into Newcastle's version of ""Our Man in Havana"", furtively sneaking around the place muttering the name of Heather to everyone in the hope of finding his ""contact"" in the British Embassy. Meanwhile Oz is giving flowers to a beautiful Cuban prima ballerina, and dear Barry is still having therapy by mobile phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173115 +0000" stop="20260915183021 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gift from Fidel - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The lads are sent out into the Cuban countryside to collect an antique bath, a present from Castro to the British Ambassador. Sounds like an easy job, until Barry goes missing…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183021 +0000" stop="20260915192923 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlighting - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Neville's first mission is to get to know Michael who works for a pharmaceutical company. As if being suspected of spying isn't bad enough, Michael is also a Manchester United fan. Neville is given a Man U shirt in order to pass himself off as a fan to get close to Michael. The things some people will do for their country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120740 +0000" stop="20260915122712 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122712 +0000" stop="20260915124900 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124900 +0000" stop="20260915130933 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130933 +0000" stop="20260915133245 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133245 +0000" stop="20260915135018 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135018 +0000" stop="20260915140909 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140909 +0000" stop="20260915142841 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142841 +0000" stop="20260915145029 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145029 +0000" stop="20260915151103 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151103 +0000" stop="20260915153414 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153414 +0000" stop="20260915155147 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155147 +0000" stop="20260915161039 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161039 +0000" stop="20260915163010 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163010 +0000" stop="20260915165158 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165158 +0000" stop="20260915171232 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171232 +0000" stop="20260915173543 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173543 +0000" stop="20260915175316 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175316 +0000" stop="20260915181208 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181208 +0000" stop="20260915183139 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183139 +0000" stop="20260915185327 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185327 +0000" stop="20260915191401 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191401 +0000" stop="20260915193712 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193712 +0000" stop="20260915195445 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120619 +0000" stop="20260915122820 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Filmmaking &amp; Fear Breaking - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Austin faces a childhood fear when he stars in a movie that Dez is making.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122820 +0000" stop="20260915125052 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diners &amp; Daters - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Austin falls for a singing waitress and tries to get her interested in him by having Ally write a special song for her. Dez tries fending off Mindy's attention but pot-pies keep getting in the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125052 +0000" stop="20260915131338 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everglades &amp; Allygators - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While Austin and Ally work on a new song,  Trish and Dez accidentally lure in a legendary alligator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131338 +0000" stop="20260915133610 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Successes &amp; Setbacks - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Austin strains his vocal cords while rehearsing for his demo record, so he goes to see his doctor and learns he has a big decision to make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133610 +0000" stop="20260915135926 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Albums &amp; Auditions - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ally gets accepted to a music school and is excited that Austin, Dez and Trish sent in an application on her behalf. Unfortunately, the school is in New York, forcing Ally to decide if she wants to move and leave her friends behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135926 +0000" stop="20260915142228 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Costumes &amp; Courage - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Austin gets invited to sing at Jimmy Starr's Halloween Party; Dez and Trish accidentally wipeout Taylor Swift; Ally dresses in Taylor Swift's costume and tries to perform a song with Austin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142228 +0000" stop="20260915144444 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backups &amp; Breakups - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trish's new boyfriend, Trent, auditions for a role as Austin's backup dancer and she decides to keep their relationship a secret from Austin and Ally so as not to influence Team Austin's decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144444 +0000" stop="20260915150740 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazines &amp; Made-Up Stuff - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Trish books Austin the cover of a popular teen magazine, but when the journalist shows up, everyone realizes Trish has embellished Austin's hobbies, skills and interests. The gang has to find a way to keep the journalist impressed while not getting Austin into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150740 +0000" stop="20260915153011 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents &amp; Punishments - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ally accidentally gives away all of the instruments in the Sonic Boom so Ally, Austin, Trish and Dez decide to host a fundraiser in order to get the money needed to buy the instruments back. However, when Austin gets grounded for bad grades, the gang is left needing a backup plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153011 +0000" stop="20260915155143 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crybabies &amp; Cologne - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Trent asks Ally to write him a song so he can be famous like Austin. After Ally refuses to help him, Trent steals her newest song that she worked on with Austin. Later on, the gang discovers that Trent became an overnight sensation by copying Austin's "Double Take" music video and going by the stage name, T-Fame. Trent quickly rises to fame and starts stealing Austin's life. Now, the gang must find a way to take him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155143 +0000" stop="20260915161659 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams &amp; Big Apples (1) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez travel to Times Square where Austin is booked to perform on New Year's Eve. When they couldn't get through New York City's crowded streets, fate brings the gang together with Jessie and Emma who help them get to the top of the building to perform by flying them in a helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161659 +0000" stop="20260915163930 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferris Wheels &amp; Funky Breath - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez are excited to make their first big budget music video, but when Kira, a girl with terrible breath, gets hired to play Austin’s love interest, the gang must find a way to finish the video without hurting Kira’s feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163930 +0000" stop="20260915170302 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girlfriends &amp; Girl Friends - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ally, Trish and Dez step in to help when Austin decides he wants to ask Jimmy Starr’s daughter, Kira, out on a date. Ally even agrees to go on a "practice date" with Austin, in order to help him plan out the perfect date for him and Kira. However, trouble and confusion arises when Ally falls for Austin in the process and decides to tell Trish about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170302 +0000" stop="20260915172533 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campers &amp; Complications - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Ally’s old summer camp friend Elliott comes to town to pay a visit, he and Ally spend a lot of time catching up and reminiscing about the past. Though Austin is now dating Kira, he suddenly finds himself jealous of Ally’s friendship with Elliott.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172533 +0000" stop="20260915174834 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapters &amp; Choices (1) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Ally’s mom comes home to host a book release party, Ally works up the courage to finally conquer her stage fright and performs a duet with Austin at the event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174834 +0000" stop="20260915181106 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners &amp; Parachutes (2) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After talking to her mom and Trish about Austin, Ally decides to focus on her music career now that she’s conquered her stage fright. Meanwhile, Austin is unsure about his friendship with Kira.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181106 +0000" stop="20260915183437 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Friends &amp; Fan Fiction - S02E12</title>
    <desc>After Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez find a magical typewriter, it falls into the hands of a thief named Chuck, who uses it to mess with Austin and his friends, doing things such as switching their bodies, making Austin be unable to dance, etc. Will Team Austin be able to stop Chuck before he ruins Austin's career?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183437 +0000" stop="20260915185553 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couples &amp; Careers - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Austin and Ally go on their first date and agree to seperate their proffesional relationship from their personal relationship. They end up fighting and being to worreid about their relationship. They break up and remain as friends.

Dez and Trish film their favorite scene from the Zalien's movies for a contest so Team Austin can see the new Zalien's movie early.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185553 +0000" stop="20260915191810 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spas &amp; Spices - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Ally is asked to be on a magazine cover, so she goes to Tranquility Spa, where Trish works. But when Trish isn't very good at her job, Ally may be humiliated. Meanwhile, when Dez tries to outdo Chuck in a chilli-making contest, Austin loses Ally's grandma's special necklace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191810 +0000" stop="20260915194056 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solos &amp; Stray Kitties - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ally decides to continue her career, and joins a band known as the Stray Kitties. However, it is a goth band, so Ally has to change who she is and become a goth. She's mostly fine with this change, but Austin, Trish, and Dez are against it, so she decides to quit the band- however they offer her a solo, and she doesn't want to turn it down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120505 +0000" stop="20260915125521 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder MTV - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Walter and Automan investigate an apparent attempt to kill the members of an all-girl band called Sweet Kicks.  But their investigation if hampered when the father of one of the girls seeks assistance from a crime syndicate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125521 +0000" stop="20260915134436 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder, Take One - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Former movie star Veronica Everly is a suspect in the murder of gossip columnist, Ray Gillette.  However, when Automan discovers that a Hollywood producer had a greater motive for murder, he goes undercover as an actor to catch the real killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134436 +0000" stop="20260915143345 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zippers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Automan goes undercover as an erotic dancer in a ladies only strip club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143345 +0000" stop="20260915152404 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death by Design - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ruthless crime syndicate kills one of Jack's best friends, Automan poses as a vigilante cop by the name of Mad Dog who is out for justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152404 +0000" stop="20260915161318 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Club Ten - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Club Ten resort is a center of diamond smuggling. One of the gang, Felipe, has double-crossed his cohorts and they are after him. Golf pro Ted and henchman Randy catch him, and when he refuses to divulge the whereabouts of the diamonds he stole, they capture his companion, Laura Ferguson, in the act of making a call for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161318 +0000" stop="20260915172909 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Automan - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Walter Nebicher is a young police officer who wants desperately to get out on the streets and experience some action. Unfortunately, his superior Captain Boyd has assigned Nebicher to a desk job where he can utilize his skills as a computer expert. Still wanting to make a difference, Nebicher goes to work creating the ultimate crime-solving computer program. It turns out so well that the program actually takes on a life of it's own, by taking the holographic form of a man called Automan. Due to the large amount of power needed to exist outside of the computer, Automan can only exist at night, when the rest of the city's power useage is low. Together, he and Walter become one of television's most unusual crime fighting teams.  They jump into their first case when Walter's friend Lt. Jack Curtis disappears while investigating the disappearances of several top scientists. Their investigation uncovers an international plot to kidnap the world's top scientific minds, who are then taken to a</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172909 +0000" stop="20260915182055 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Alive While Running a High Flashdance Fever - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Walter and Automan investigate a judge that appears to be corrupt and involved with the mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182055 +0000" stop="20260915191150 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Pretender - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a truck load of paper the government uses to print money is hi-jacked, Automan, with the help of Cursor, poses as an rich criminal competing to undermine the existing network of a known criminal dealing in counterfit money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121641 +0000" stop="20260915124044 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chase - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Tired from trying to escape a machine that shows up every time they try to sleep, Aang and the gang have to escape Azula and her team, but their exhaustion leads to a tight situation. Meanwhile, Zuko must deal with something personal.  And Iroh bonds with an unlikely individual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124044 +0000" stop="20260915130443 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitter Work - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Toph's instructing abilities come into question when Aang cannot seem to overcome a block that keeps him from earthbending. Sokka gets himself in a jam, while befriending what was, moments before, his next meal, and Iroh and Zuko begin training utilizing new philosophies and methods that originate from the other elements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130443 +0000" stop="20260915132917 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Library - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Aang and his friends find a professor who knows of a library that contains information about the world, Sokka decides to go there to hopefully find some information to use against the Fire Nation. The library is guarded by the knowledge spirit, Wan Shi Tong, who doesn't welcome humans into his library, because he believes they only seek information for evil purposes. When Wan Shi Tong discovers Sokka wasn't being truthful with him, he begins to sink the library, bringing the kids down with it. Will everyone be able to escape the library in time? And who are the strange benders who have kidnapped Appa?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Desert - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Aang searches for Appa, while Katara struggles to keep everyone together so they can survive in the vast desert while Sokaa supposedly gets "high" off Cactus juice in the desert.Meanwhile, Iroh and Zuko seek help from an ancient secret society.</desc>
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    <title>The Serpent's Pass / The Drill - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Aang and the gang meet up with a group of refugees, they tell the gang where they can get on a ferry to Ba Sing Se. But after a series of events they have to take a deadly route called the serpent's pass with the help of an old friend, Suki. Meanwhile Zuko and Iroh meet up with a boy named Jet and his freedom fighters. / Having made it to the outer wall of Ba Sing Se, the kids confront a Fire Nation army that is driving a massive Fire Nation drill, which poses an imminent threat to the last Earth Kingdom stronghold. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh make crucial mistakes which begin to attract Jet's suspicions.</desc>
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    <title>City of Walls and Secrets - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Having finally made it into Ba Sing Se, the kids are given a house in the upper ring. The kids are anxious to tell the Earth King their plan but there are complications. Meanwhile, still convinced that Iroh and Zuko may be Fire Nation, Jet decides to take matters into his own hands and do whatever it takes to get the refugees to reveal their true nature.</desc>
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    <title>The Tales of Ba Sing Se - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories, highlighting different characters and their individual adventures in the city. Tales of Katara and Toph, Iroh, Sokka, Aang, Zuko, and Momo.</desc>
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    <title>Appa's Lost Days - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In this special episode, we flash back to the moment Appa was stolen, find out where he has gone, who he has met along the way, and—most importantly—where he is now.</desc>
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    <title>Lake Laogai - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Aang and his friends continue to search for Appa and, unbeknownst to them, they aren't the only ones looking for him. During their search, the kids meet up with Jet, whom they are understandably reluctant to trust. The kids soon realize that the Dai Li are doing their best to thwart the kids efforts to find Appa. Meanwhile, Uncle Iroh is offered his own tea shop in the upper ring, and Zuko discovers the avatar is in the city.</desc>
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    <title>The Earth King - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The kids battle Long Feng and the Dai Li when they attempt to show the Earth King the vast conspiracy taking place in his city. Zuko becomes seriously ill and has feverish dreams as he faces a spiritual crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Guru / The Crossroads of Destiny - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Aang receives guidance from Guru Pathik at the Eastern Air Temple; Sokka is reunited with his long-lost father; Princess Azula has something diabolical in store for her enemies; Uncle and Zuko run their own tea shop. / Everyone races against time to stop Azula's sinister plan. Zuko finds companionship in an unlikely source. Aang's destiny hangs in the balance - and so does Zuko's, as Iroh tells him "it is time to choose."</desc>
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    <title>The Awakening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Aang awakens to find himself aboard a captured Fire Nation ship with a full head of hair and sustaining serious injuries from the previous battle for Ba Sing Se. At his side are Katara, Sokka, and their father Hakoda who recount the events that led the four to the ship and contemplate their next move. Aang struggles to fight his own desire to face the Fire Lord before he is ready. Meanwhile, the once exiled Prince Zuko deals with his own issues as he makes his long-awaited journey home, with the fear of his father's rejection hanging over his head.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Headband - S03E02</title>
    <desc>To better blend in as Fire Nation citizens, Aang enrolls in a Fire Nation school, giving himself an opportunity to learn more about the Nation while at the same enjoy life as a normal kid for the first time since he discovered he was the Avatar. Meanwhile Zuko, growing more and more paranoid about the Avatar's false demise, brings himself to confronts his imprisoned uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181617 +0000" stop="20260915184016 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Painted Lady - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang arrives at a suffering fishing village, a mysterious spirit appears to help the villagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184016 +0000" stop="20260915190451 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sokka's Master - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling as though he isn't contributing enough to the group, Sokka seeks out an elusive swordsmaster from whom he can learn the ways of the blade.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Beach - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Zuko, Azula, Mai and Ty Lee take a vacation to ember island. In the process, they come to learn more about themselves and each other as well as their desires for the future. Elsewhere, Aang and others face off against a new adversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192849 +0000" stop="20260915195247 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avatar and the Firelord - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The tale of Avatar Roku and Fire Lord Sozin is revealed to Aang and Zuko by different sources.  Both learn about themselves and are shown the origins of the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121140 +0000" stop="20260915123416 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Private War of Doctor Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Avengers team up with the Fantastic Four to battle Doctor Doom's armies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123416 +0000" stop="20260915125652 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Against A.I.M. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An armorless Iron Man fights A.I.M.'s latest creation, the Technovore, while A.I.M. goes up against Captain America, Black Panther, and War Machine in an effort to steal the armored avenger's armor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125652 +0000" stop="20260915131929 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acts of Vengeance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Enchantress, after being betrayed by Zemo, seeks revenge on her former teammates, leaving the Avengers in the middle of a clash between supervillains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131929 +0000" stop="20260915134202 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Kree Empire - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An alien warrior race known as the Kree visits Earth to make a final decision regarding whether to add Earth to the ever-expanding Kree empire or obliterate it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134202 +0000" stop="20260915140436 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Steal an Ant-Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ant-Man's suit goes missing, and Hank's quest to find his armor before someone gets hurt lands him in the clutches of the supervillain Crossfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140436 +0000" stop="20260915142709 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Korvac - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An extraterrestrial being named Michael Korvac seeks the Avengers' protection from "villains" who turn out to be the Guardians of the Galaxy. As the Avengers fight the Guardians to keep Korvac safe, they are unaware that they are protecting the wrong person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142709 +0000" stop="20260915144943 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Do You Trust? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are torn apart when Nick Fury returns and reveals that the shapeshifting aliens Skrulls have begun infiltrating Earth. The situation becomes worse when they learn a Skrull lurks within the Avengers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144943 +0000" stop="20260915151216 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of Beta Ray Bill - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While searching for the fire demon Surtur, Thor is attacked by a powerful creature known as Beta Ray Bill, and the unthinkable happens when Bill lifts Thor's hammer as the two battle. Thor must ally himself with this strange warrior to save Asgard before Surtur and his demon army burn it to the ground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151216 +0000" stop="20260915153450 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When S.H.I.E.L.D. is attacked by the Hulk, the Avengers rush to the scene. When they arrive, the rampaging Hulk is RED! The hunt is on for Bruce Banner as the Avengers try and unravel the mystery of 'Who is the Red Hulk?'</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153450 +0000" stop="20260915155724 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of War - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After being held prisoner for months, Captain America is ready to break out. If he is to succeed he must team up with his enemies. Cap won't let anything stop him, but he didn't count on facing the Super Skrull!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155724 +0000" stop="20260915162000 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiltration - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Skrull invasion has begun, and Wakanda is the first target. Ms. Marvel is the only one there to fight off these aliens, whose shape-shifting abilities make matters much worse for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162000 +0000" stop="20260915164234 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Invasion - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Skrulls have invaded the entire Earth, and Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor lead an attack on the aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164234 +0000" stop="20260915170507 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Along Came a Spider... - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Captain America is still trying to earn back the trust of the public, he teams up with the equally-mistrusted Spider-Man to fight the Serpent Society, whose members are trying to rescue Viper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170507 +0000" stop="20260915172744 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold...The Vision! - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Still trying to restore hope and order to the world after the Skrull invasion, Captain America travels to Wakanda with the Avengers to repair his shield, but a new foe has come to take his shield. The Avengers must now find out where he came from and who sent him before he prevails.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172744 +0000" stop="20260915175021 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Enchantress, as part of her master Surtur's plan, offers Loki a chance to exact his revenge on Thor and the Avengers for thwarting his conquest of the Nine Realms, and uses a spell to strip Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man of their powers. Now, the helpless heroes must defeat Loki - his soul now in command of a powerful Asgardian weapon known as the Destroyer - without their abilities.

NOTE: This episode was skipped in US airings, but included on the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes boxed volume Secret Invasion as a bonus episode. Marvel released a clip of the episode, adding that it is "an un-aired episode available exclusively" on the DVD. This episode is part of the regular airing schedule on ABC Australia, and eventually broadcast on Disney XD in the US on May 5, 2013.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175021 +0000" stop="20260915181258 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault on 42 - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Stranded in the Negative Zone, the Avengers must join forces with their enemies - including former members of the Masters of Evil - to fight off an army of strange insectoid creatures that are laying siege to 42.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181258 +0000" stop="20260915183534 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultron Unlimited - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are ambushed and captured, one by one, by Ultron's team of synthezoid Avengers as part of the wayward android's plan to rid the world of "flawed" humans, perfect himself, and construct a mate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183534 +0000" stop="20260915185812 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yellowjacket - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A mysterious explosion seemingly kills Hank in his college laboratory, but as the Avengers and their friends mourn the loss of their fallen comrade-in-arms, a fearless new vigilante - endowed with the same powers and technology as Ant-Man/Giant-Man and Wasp and calling himself "Yellowjacket" - begins taking out the members of the Serpent Society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185812 +0000" stop="20260915192049 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emperor Stark - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The Vision awakens after a month of repairs to find that Tony Stark and his fellow Avengers have taken over the world. With the whole planet turned against him, the Vision must get to the bottom of Tony Stark's 'utopia' - only to discover an unlikely figure to be the true power behind the Avengers' throne.

Based on the 1987 Marvel graphic novel Emperor Doom (albeit with a different cast).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192049 +0000" stop="20260915194322 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code Red - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Strange fumes sicken all of the Avengers - save for Iron Man, whose suit of armor provides him with protection. Now the armored Avenger must race against time to synthesize a cure for the infected - while the team face the prospect of being quarantined by U.S. Defense Secretary Dell Rusk, who has sent Doc Samson, Falcon, the Red Hulk and the Winter Soldier to arrest them. When Captain America is captured by the Winter Soldier and brought before Dell Rusk, he learns that the enigmatic Secretary harbors a diabolical secret from the supersoldier's past.

Based on Avengers: Red Zone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120225 +0000" stop="20260915123905 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Pose - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When players try to identify animal noises, hallucinations kick in. They recover their wits long enough for a tricky coordination challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123905 +0000" stop="20260915131754 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight-Up Tired - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhaustion claims two early victims. The rest test their reflexes with screwdrivers and water glasses while host James Davis giggles on the sidelines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131754 +0000" stop="20260915135747 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Contestants get jiggy and show off their moves. A staring contest preps them for an alarm-clock-smacking challenge -- on a bed, of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135747 +0000" stop="20260915143345 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Cheese - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sleepy antics hit a high note when players must scream for their money. Still hoarse, they confront rattraps and bravely go for the cheese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143345 +0000" stop="20260915151436 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Trust a Southern Belle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After 24 hours of counting quarters, players test their coordination by diving for sand dollars, balancing coins and snapping lightning-fast selfies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151436 +0000" stop="20260915155005 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Shot at a Million Dollars - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Contestants totter through a maze while balancing eggs on poles. What could go wrong? Also on the menu: table games with cards and quarters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155005 +0000" stop="20260915162853 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don’t Sleep! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Everyone risks a headache in a brain freeze challenge before trying to quickly thread needles and break balloons filled with cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162853 +0000" stop="20260915170536 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard to Crack - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Group chanting keeps morale high till contestants start smashing eggs and playing with nails. One shows off his front splits; another, his air squats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170536 +0000" stop="20260915174217 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Pose - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When players try to identify animal noises, hallucinations kick in. They recover their wits long enough for a tricky coordination challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174217 +0000" stop="20260915182105 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight-Up Tired - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhaustion claims two early victims. The rest test their reflexes with screwdrivers and water glasses while host James Davis giggles on the sidelines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182105 +0000" stop="20260915190058 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Contestants get jiggy and show off their moves. A staring contest preps them for an alarm-clock-smacking challenge -- on a bed, of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190058 +0000" stop="20260915193657 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Cheese - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sleepy antics hit a high note when players must scream for their money. Still hoarse, they confront rattraps and bravely go for the cheese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120607 +0000" stop="20260915122655 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over My Dead Bonnie - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Danny receives a cameo role on "General Hospital" and nervously prepares for his scene with actress Kelly Monaco; Tucker and Ben stage a funeral for Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122655 +0000" stop="20260915124743 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Dates - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is depressed about all the losers she's been dating lately, so Ben and Danny decide to turn her love life into a contest - whoever sets her up with a decent guy wins. Determined to beat his big brother at something, Ben sets Bonnie up with one of his customers, Frank, while Danny sets Bonnie up with Ben's boss, Henderson. After each brother does everything to make sure his man wins, it quickly becomes clear that Frank and Henderson have their own set of problems. Meanwhile, Riley and Tucker find themselves unwittingly involved in neighbor Sondra's marital troubles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124743 +0000" stop="20260915131012 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Cards - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tucker's latest failed relationship prompts him to focus on the one that got away -his college girlfriend, Olivia. In an effort to cheer their friend up, Ben and Danny track Olivia down in the hopes of reuniting the lovebirds. When Tucker sees Olivia, he's definitely surprised, especially when he learns they are still married! Olivia promises to sign the divorce papers - but only if her unlucky husband hands over his apartment in exchange. Meanwhile, Riley is tired of being passed over for a promotion, so she takes Bonnie's advice and uses her corporate card to network and pull in new clients. But when Riley's overspending gets her in trouble, she must find a way to save her job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131012 +0000" stop="20260915133101 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Officer and a Gentle Ben - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It’s Fleet Week and Bonnie is getting ready to meet up with her yearly fling, Captain Hudson. But when the Captain proposes, Bonnie panics and thinks the best way to discourage the Captain is by pretending she's in love with Tucker. Ben and Riley try to define their relationship, but they keep getting their signals crossed. In an effort to move on, Ben and Tucker pose as sailors and manage to get aboard the Navy ship. But when Captain Hudson comes looking for Tucker, their real identities as civilians are quickly exposed. Meanwhile, Riley's co-worker Robyn is impressed with Danny and asks Riley to set them up. But when Robyn and Danny hit it off, will Riley recognize what her best friend really means to her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133101 +0000" stop="20260915135149 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Two You - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben panics once he realizes he forgot his mom's birthday yet again, especially since he promised her a big blowout after last year's disaster. Knowing he has a lot to make up for, Ben enlists an unwilling Danny, Tucker and Riley to quickly organize the festivities. But when Danny learns something unexpected about his own birthday, Bonnie's party takes on a new twist. Meanwhile, Emma hurts herself on Riley and Tucker's watch, prompting them to become more concerned with hiding her injury than working on Bonnie's video tribute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135149 +0000" stop="20260915141241 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Give Real Estate a Bad Name - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is over the moon when she gets a shot at being the real-estate agent for Jon Bon Jovi's New York penthouse - at least until she learns she's competing with ex-boyfriend Brad. Bonnie decides the only way to win is to seduce Brad and guilt him into giving her the listing, but it turns out that Brad has the same idea. Danny is happily dating new girlfriend Robyn, but when it appears she has more in common with Ben, Danny puts their loyalty to the test. Meanwhile, Tucker and Riley use Bon Jovi's empty penthouse as their vacation destination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141241 +0000" stop="20260915143329 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Love/Fate Relationship - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Riley knows she has to tell Danny she has feelings for him before his relationship with Robyn gets any more serious. Riley tries to talk to him at hockey practice, but a food fight and a knockout punch get in the way before she is able to confess her feelings to an unconscious Danny. Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. But when a misguided Bonnie sends Tucker a random photo of his admirer and he later spots her on the street, the matchmakers realize they have to do some damage control; they track down the model, Christine, and trick her into going on a date with Tucker. Meanwhile, when Danny realizes Riley knew he loved her but still dated Ben, will he follow his heart to the girl of his dreams or will his pride stand in the way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143329 +0000" stop="20260915145556 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Is Where the Wheeler Is - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Riley can't face the mess she has made out of her relationships with Ben and Danny, so she runs home to her mom's house in Jersey to hide from her problems. Once Ben realizes where Riley has gone, he stages a "friendervention" to get her to come home, but will Riley and Danny be able to move past their hurt feelings and go back to the way things were? Bonnie is thrilled when their next door neighbor, Evelyn, dies and plots to get the apartment listing. Once she discovers that Evelyn's granddaughter Ashley is a big Danny Wheeler fan and knows all his hockey stats, Bonnie tries to trade her son for the listing, despite the fact that Danny is still dating Robyn. Meanwhile, Tucker is determined to get his hands on the items Evelyn promised him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145556 +0000" stop="20260915151824 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes a Village Idiot - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben always passing Emma off on them every time something better comes along, so when Ben insists he can do it all by himself without their help, they go on strike. Without his support system, a frazzled Ben brings Emma along on his dates and his shift at the bar. Forced to rely on the very limited kindness of strangers, will Ben finally swallow his pride and admit how much he needs everyone? Bonnie and Danny take a cooking class with her idol, Tommy Kwan, but when Danny wins the chance to be Tommy's guest sous chef, Bonnie is determined to prove she's the better cook. Meanwhile, Tucker advises Riley to make up a fake boyfriend in order to fix her friendship with Danny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151824 +0000" stop="20260915154051 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Night Stand-Off - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Ben and Riley decide to play "shot and score" - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Riley sets her sights on Ross, a tall, dark and handsome bar patron while Ben hits it off with another customer, Jessica. But when Riley's one-night stand ends up being her new boss, she's horrified - especially when Ross gives her the best case in the firm. Things aren't going that well for Ben, either; as it turns out, Jessica's husband is Ian, the restaurateur trying to buy Bar on B. Needless to say, Ian is not happy when he learns his wife slept with his bartender and promises to ruins Ben's career. Meanwhile, Bonnie uses Riley's office for her realtor business, and Danny makes a big investment in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154051 +0000" stop="20260915160140 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowering the Bars - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Tucker is ordered to appear in court in response to a lawsuit he filed against a construction company, so he hires Riley to be his lawyer. When the company offers Tucker a small settlement, Riley refuses to accept it and demands that Judge Johnson send their case to trial. Once Tucker admits that he can't remember what actually happened, Riley realizes she needs to get creative if she wants her first trial to be a success. Bonnie is shocked that Ben and Danny bought Bar on B and thinks they should sell it because they know nothing about owning a business. She is so convinced the guys are destined to fail that she speeds the process along, starting with a very fake health inspector. Can Ben and Danny overcome their mother-sized obstacles and prove they have what it takes to make Bar on B a success?</desc>
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    <title>Wheeler War - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ben realizes that he made a huge mistake when he drove Riley away; he never should have believed Danny and Riley have feelings for each other, especially since they're now dating other people. Ben knows Ross is all wrong for Riley, so he devises a plan to get rid of him; he's going to turn Ross into a Wheeler. Riley is furious when she discovers that her sweet boyfriend has been corrupted and declares a Wheeler War - a very rare sporting event the family made up to decide important matters. If she wins, Ben, Danny and Tucker have to stay away from Ross. If they win, the boys get to keep hanging out with him, who fortunately has no idea that he is the reason for the War. Meanwhile, Bonnie is determined to join the boys' poker game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162228 +0000" stop="20260915164349 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parental Guidance Suggested - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ben takes Emma to his old pediatrician for a check-up and must admit he hasn't had a physical in years. When the doctor insists Ben has an exam and finds something of concern, Ben has a bit of a panic attack about his future and worries about who will take care of Emma. He flashes forward through Emma's life as she's raised by Bonnie, Tucker and Danny and is horrified by what he imagines. Ben knows Riley is the best choice for Emma, but she has serious doubts about her maternal abilities. Bonnie has lunch with Brad, mistakenly believing that he is his twin brother, Tad. After their talk, Bonnie realizes she's still in love with Brad and wants him back. But when Brad reveals his true identity, Bonnie can't believe he's still so deceitful and never wants to see him again. Meanwhile, a flash mob yields a very surprising twist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164349 +0000" stop="20260915170515 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Around the Party - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Riley realizes that she hasn't met any of Ross's friends and decides to throw a cocktail party so she can get to know them. Ross confronts Ben about his not-so-secret feelings for Riley and tells him to back off; in fact, don't even come to the party. Not one to take orders, Ben crashes the party, but the night quickly takes a wrong turn when the boys get into a fist fight and a very drunk Tucker spills a few more secrets. Danny realizes he knows nothing about his new girlfriend, Ashley, and goes to great lengths just to find out her last name. Will Danny be able to save his relationship once she figures out how little he knows about her? Meanwhile, Bonnie has some serious explaining to do when a valuable item goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170515 +0000" stop="20260915172640 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Till Dress Do Us Part - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Bonnie has a very important job for Ben, Riley, Danny and Tucker, which prompts them to think about their own lives. As their assignment goes wrong at every turn, Riley thinks about being in love with both Ben and Danny. Danny can't shake his never-ending feelings for the girl of his dreams, and Ben is determined to win his ex-girlfriend back. Meanwhile, Bonnie makes a decision that frustrates everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172640 +0000" stop="20260915174806 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Happens in Vegas - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Riley is not thrilled when Bonnie promotes her to Maid of Honor and demands a crazy bachelorette party, while Brad asks Danny to be his best man and throw an epic, yet dignified, bachelor party. Tucker tells everyone he's going to a television convention in Detroit, but he's actually making his annual trek to Vegas, where he spends one weekend a year living his dream of being a lounge singer. When the boys discover where Tucker really is, they decide to move Brad's bachelor party to the desert, which, of course, means Bonnie and Riley are right on their heels. When they accidentally discover Tucker's act, everyone agrees to enjoy their own nights, but things get very interesting when Bonnie ends up handcuffed to illusionist Peter Oliver. Meanwhile, Danny finally admits to Ben that he's in love with Riley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174806 +0000" stop="20260915180854 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding - S04E22</title>
    <desc>In the Season 4 finale, Bonnie's wedding planner quits as her big day draws near, so her best buddy, Charlotte, volunteers to help, but Charlotte has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Ben decides to let Danny and Riley have a shot at romantic happiness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180854 +0000" stop="20260915182941 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love &amp; Carriage - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him; and when she wakes up, she has no memory of his proposal. Trying to move on from Riley, Ben decides to find "his Riley" and immediately hits it off with new neighbor Zoey. However, Ben is shocked when their first date reveals he and Zoey have more in common than he thought. Bonnie is determined to finally marry Brad after many aborted attempts, and believing Ben and Danny are to blame, enlists Tucker to help her tie the knot without her sons' knowledge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182941 +0000" stop="20260915185029 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reinventing the Wheeler - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Emma starts calling every woman she sees "Mommy," Ben decides it's time to find someone with whom to be serious. He turns to Riley to find him a date, but she thinks Ben is not ready to settle down and sets out to "build a better Ben." Meanwhile, Danny asks Bonnie for help when his sleeping troubles affect his hockey performance. But her help could get Danny into even bigger trouble with his team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185029 +0000" stop="20260915191118 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben-geance - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While looking for a new bar manager, Ben interviews his old crush Sam, and decides to exact "Ben-geance" on her for never noticing him in high school. However, once Ben sees Sam again, his plan to make her believe she got the job and then take it from her unravels. Bonnie decides marrying Brad means he's always going to be around causing her to reconsider their union. And Danny can't stomach Riley's cooking, but doesn't have the heart to tell her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191118 +0000" stop="20260915193206 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tuck Stops Here - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Thinking Tucker needs to stand up for himself with his boss Mary Hart, Ben films Mary berating Tucker to show how badly he's being treated. But when Emma accidentally uploads the video online, Mary and Tucker become a viral sensation, leaving Tucker in an even worse spot. And Riley asks Danny to stand up to Bonnie and tell her she can't always hang out with them, but Bonnie has a trick up her sleeve to outwit Riley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193206 +0000" stop="20260915195255 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dating Game - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Tucker finds Zoey snooping around his apartment and assumes she is there for him, so he takes it upon himself to ask her out. However, Zoey believes Tucker is setting her up with Ben. Danny finds himself in a similar situation when he tries subtly asking Sam how he feels about Ben, but she thinks Danny is asking her out. And Riley finds herself in an uncomfortable situation when her client tries to take things to the next level with Bonnie. Are there any perfect matches?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121208 +0000" stop="20260915123442 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Brother, Warehouse Art Thou / Flu the Coop - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After Daffy accidentally breaks Granny's chair, Floyd takes everyone to buy a new one, while Sylvester protests the idea of replacing it until the others show him how to stick with what's coming. / Granny takes the babies to the hospital for their flu shots, but Bugs and Daffy manage to elude their turn for a shot. In getting ill, Bugs and Daffy miss all the fun the others have. (Not to be confused with a Kid vs Kat episode of the same name)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123442 +0000" stop="20260915125748 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blast Off Bugs / Baby Brouhaha - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Floyd takes the babies to the museum, whilst Bugs dream on flying to the moon is shattered until, Taz gets them all tangled in the space experience zone. / Bugs thinks Granny is having a baby and the others are convinced by Daffy's make-believe theory on where babies come from and a guidebook on baby care. As everyone prepares by practicing on Tweety, the baby turns out to be a hamster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125748 +0000" stop="20260915132026 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log Cabin Fever / A Mid-Autumn Night's Scream - S02E11</title>
    <desc>With the babies squabbling over gadgets, Granny decides to take them to a 17th Century farm, where everything is done manually. However Bugs and Daffy are sneakily playing a game pod until they break it. / The babies dress up for Halloween, while Lola, Melissa and Petunia end up with ridiculous costumes. Three Martian Birds accompany them on their trick or treating while Sylvester braves Hilltop Manor. The three girls win in the costume contest for originality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132026 +0000" stop="20260915134259 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We There, Yet / Save Our Cinnamon - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Floyd takes the babies on a long journey to the Acme Garlic Festival. All the while they try to pass the time giving Floyd a tiresome time. Floyd's car breaks down and they miss the festival but they get some garlic souvenirs. / Floyd take the babies to Auntie's Bakery, where they love cinnamon rolls, but unfortunately the bakery's business is due to close down. Everyone works hard to get the bakery in the book of world records so that its left standing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134259 +0000" stop="20260915140538 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Tweety! / Backstage Bugs - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Floyd takes the babies to the TV Studio, guided the star Tessa. When Tessa gets locked outside the building, the babies decide to put on the show for her. As they get tangled on stage, Tweety takes over. / Floyd takes the babies to the Wormies Band concert. Whilst everyone is stalling Floyd, Bugs sneaks up to the backstage getting scared, but he rejoins the others and meets the star Willy Worm himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140538 +0000" stop="20260915142812 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bend it Like Petunia / Cock-A-Doodle-Doo-It! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Floyd introduces the babies to a game of soccer, Daffy under the impression girls can't play it and Petunia and Taz with a better sportsmanship than the others. Petunia manages to score the game to a draw. / Floyd takes the babies to a farm. Tweety is met by a depressed Foghorn who is mocked by all the other roosters for his difference. The babies help him to gain spirit and courage and he befriends both Barnyard Dawg and the other roosters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142812 +0000" stop="20260915145047 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong! / Win, Lose or Daffy - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The babies go with Floyd to pick apples. Melissa lectures the others on correctly picking the apples which annoys them, although she can't understand their reaction. Everyone shows their methods are not wrong but different. / Floyd takes the babies to a mini-golf course. Finding himself without a chance of winning, Daffy cheats, whilst Tweety scores down the hole every time. Daffy realises the game lies more in the fun than the winning score.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145047 +0000" stop="20260915151325 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Turtle Named Myrtle / There's Nothing Like A Good Book - S02E21</title>
    <desc>On a day at the beach, Melissa gets frustrated that she can't have a new spade and makes friends with a baby turtle she calls Myrtle. Melissa wants to keep her, but learns she can't take her from her natural habitat. / Bugs, Daffy and Lola argue what the material of the moon is. Floyd takes them and Taz to the library for research. They find hard to refrain from making noise, but they manage to find the information they were looking for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151325 +0000" stop="20260915153559 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dolly Vanishes / Duck Reflucks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Granny takes the babies on a train to travel to Floyd's college. When Lola loses her doll Edna, she interrogates the others for their stories. Floyd reveals Edna has half shut in the train window. / Floyd takes the babies to the green screen for their picture to be taken. Daffy, disappointed at the choice of scene, spoils Bugs' appearances on the green screen until the photographer gets his priorities right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153559 +0000" stop="20260915155836 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop and Smell Up The Flowers / Firehouse Frolics - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Pepe tours the babies around the Acme gardens finding a place to plant a lemon tree. Eventually everyone gets irritated by Pepe's stink, upsetting him, but they rejoin him and he introduces them to his pal Gossamer. / Floyd takes the babies to the fire station where Captain Frank tutors them on safety procedures, but Daffy won't follow the rules. However Daffy's morale in the situation of a fire is higher than all the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155836 +0000" stop="20260915162052 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taz in Toyland / A Secret Tweet - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Taz keeps breaking most of his toys, Granny gives him a new one. When he thinks he broke it Granny says thats the toys job. / Granny plans a surprised birthday party for Tweety. Tweety thinks everybody doesn't like him then he searches for the answer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162052 +0000" stop="20260915164314 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Level / Like a Duck to Water - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sylvester looses his blanket and the gang helps him look for it. / Granny gives the babies a swimmimg lesson. Daffy is afraid to swim because the pool is to big.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164314 +0000" stop="20260915170543 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Daze / Things That Go Bugs in the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The babies want to go to school but granny doesn't let them. So then they decide to play school at home and they practice things such as: going on the bus, crossing the street, fire drills, and other things. / The babies are startled when they hear noises in the nite and learn that hings are not always as the appear or sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170543 +0000" stop="20260915172803 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creature from the Chocolate Chip / Card Bored Box - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Sylvester eats all of Grannys cookies and when he realizes what he did he asks the babies for help to make up a cookie eating monster to blame. / When it rains, the babies make use out of a box to play with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172803 +0000" stop="20260915175018 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time and Time Again / May the Best Taz Win - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Granny gives the babies lesons on how to tell time. Daffy thinks he doesn't need a lesson and skips it. / Bugs &amp; Daffy fight over who gets Lola on there team to play tennis. Lola chooses Bugs team and Daffy is stuck with Taz on his team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175018 +0000" stop="20260915181233 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine! / Sylvester the Pester - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Daffy learns a lesson when he finds a purse filled with money. / An attention starved Sylvester wont let Granny have any time to herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181233 +0000" stop="20260915183441 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat-Taz-Trophy / Duck! Monster! Duck! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The babies play race cars to win a cookie trophy prize. Taz &amp; Sylvester win the race. / Daffy tells the babies a scary story. When they go to bed he starts scaring all of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183441 +0000" stop="20260915185644 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave Little Tweety / The Puddle Olympics - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The babies make Tweety brave so he won't be so scared at things. / The babies take turns jumping over a puddle, but it turns out Sylvester is afraid of water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185644 +0000" stop="20260915191844 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lot Like Lola / Mother's Day Madness - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lola wants everyone to be like her. But when they act like her, she gets mad. / The babies compete to see who can make the best mothers day card.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191844 +0000" stop="20260915194113 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takers Keepers / To Tell the Tooth - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Daffy steals Taz's favorite toy. But he soon learns a lesson that he can't take everything he wants. / When Bugs looses a tooth, Daffy tries to figure out a way to scam the Tooth Fairy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122214 +0000" stop="20260915130614 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There All the Honor Lies - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sheridan is assaulted by the Minbari Lovell, and is forced to kill him in self-defense. But a Minbari who witnessed the incident claims Sheridan assaulted Lovell - and everybody knows Minbari do not lie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130614 +0000" stop="20260915135017 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Now for a Word - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We see life on Babylon 5 through the eyes of ISN, supplemented by interviews, statistics and even a few commercials.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135017 +0000" stop="20260915143418 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Sheridan is shocked to learn that one of the crew of the Icarus, a science ship that exploded with his wife aboard, is alive - namely Mr. Morden. A representative of the Ministry of Peace comes to the station to recruit personnel to the Nightwatch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143418 +0000" stop="20260915151818 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knives - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Londo gets a visit from an old friend who seeks his help after being called a traitor by the Centarum. Sheridan starts hallucinating after being attacked by a dead alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151818 +0000" stop="20260915160219 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions and Lamentations - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A 100% fatal and 100% contagious plague is killing the Markabs. Dr. Franklin tries to find a cure, but is being opposed by the Markabs themselves, who believe the plague only affect the immoral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160219 +0000" stop="20260915164558 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divided Loyalties - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Lyta Alexander returns to Babylon 5 with a message from the telepath resistance - one of the command staff is a mole for PSI Corps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164558 +0000" stop="20260915172939 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long, Twilight Struggle - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Draal reveals himself for Sheridan, while Refa and Londo set a plan in motion that will lead to the final defeat of the Narns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172939 +0000" stop="20260915181316 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comes the Inquisitor - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Kosh summons an inquisitor to test Delenn's motives, and G'Kar tries to maintain his position as leader of Babylon 5's Narn population while organizing an underground resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181316 +0000" stop="20260915185656 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of Night - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Two officials from the Ministry of Peace come to Babylon 5; one to deal with the Centauri's continued expansion, and the other to check on the local Nightwatch. Meanwhile a Narn heavy cruiser seeks sanctuary while they make repairs, and Keffer continues his search for proof that Shadow ships exist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185656 +0000" stop="20260915194033 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matters of Honor - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An Earthforce investigator comes to B5 with Lt. Keffer's last recording, asking the ambassadors if they recognize the ship in it. Meanwhile Londo takes steps to remove himself from the Shadows, and Sheridan takes the White Star out for its first mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122045 +0000" stop="20260915124350 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Doc - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Marty and the boys learn Doc had a stint in wrestling during the fifties, but never really competed. Travelling back in time, Marty and the boys attempt to get Doc to enter the ring. This unfortunately leads to him getting hit on the head and becoming a bumbling superhero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124350 +0000" stop="20260915130655 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Louis Blues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While at the Brown house, Doc's hair cutting invention wreaks havoc on Marty's hair. Marty and boys go to find Doc, who is with Clara at the 1904 World's Fair, to fix this mess. But Marty then gets put in a side show by P.T. Tannen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130655 +0000" stop="20260915132800 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Verne Hatches an Egg - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Verne uses the DeLorean to look for something to bring in for show and tell, finding a dinosaur egg. Unfortunately, the egg hatches in the present and it becomes more and more difficult to hide it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132800 +0000" stop="20260915135035 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Running away from home, Verne uses the DeLorean to travel back in time. When Doc, Marty and Jules go after him, they arrive in the middle of the Civil War where Jules and Verne get caught up on different sides.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135035 +0000" stop="20260915141333 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Vacation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doc wants a vacation from technology and takes the family to medieval times without their consent, which leads to Clara being kidnapped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141333 +0000" stop="20260915143618 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forward to the Past - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Doc and the boys travel back to prehistoric times to test a new invention and Doc stops a meteor from colliding with Earth. They don't realize they changed history until they return home and find a civilization where dinosaurs rule!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143618 +0000" stop="20260915145743 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchcraft - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Marty makes an emergency trip back to Salem, Massachusetts in the DeLorean to deliver a spare flux capacitor to Doc and the family. While Doc installs it to fix the train, Marty, Clara and the boys go into town, where Marty gets accused of being a witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145743 +0000" stop="20260915151932 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Holiday (aka Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Race) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Marty and Doc head to Ancient Rome, unaware Jules and Verne are joining them. While the boys cause trouble, Marty gets mixed up in a chariot race with Bifficus and Doc gets thrown to the lions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151932 +0000" stop="20260915154235 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Fly a Kite - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Jules insults his intelligence and comments that he can't really be a part of the family, Verne starts to think his real father is Benjamin Franklin. Unfortunately, this leads to Verne ruining Franklin's famous electricity experiment and it's up to Doc to set things straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154235 +0000" stop="20260915160605 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Waits for No Frogs; Einstein's Adventure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Part A: Looking to cure Marty's athlete's foot, Doc and Marty travel back in time to locate an extinct frog in South America, where they have to stop Biffando from stealing the Incas' gold. Part B: Two bank robbers steal the DeLorean and end up outside an Australian prison in 1790. With him having been in the back seat, it's up to Einstein to get himself and these robbers home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160605 +0000" stop="20260915162740 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batter Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Marty takes the place of his ancestor, pitcher Pee Wee McFly, to help his team win a 1897 Pennant game. But a nasty gangster named Diamond Jim Tannen wanted Pee Wee to lose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162740 +0000" stop="20260915165001 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solar Sailors - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's Doc and Clara's anniversary and the kids get them tickets for a cruise, which takes place in 2091 and takes them into space. Unfortunately, Ziff Tannen sabotages the cruise ship.</desc>
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    <title>Dickens of a Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time so the Brown family and Marty go to 1800s London to celebrate. Unfortunately, the boys lose the key to the DeLorean to a pickpocket and Clara, a toy shop manager and his family get thrown into prison by Ebiffnezer Tannen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171302 +0000" stop="20260915173504 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishin' - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Doc was four, he fell into a river during a fishing trip and has had a fear of it happening again ever since. After the boys learn about this, they and Marty try to change it. But they regret it when it leads to a mishap with a stunt plane, causing young Emmett Brown to become a famous daredevil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173504 +0000" stop="20260915175808 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retired - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jules and Verne pull a string of April Fool's Day pranks on Doc, tampering with his inventions. Unfortunately one of them, the Brain Wave Analyzer, causes Doc to think his days in science are over and he retires.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175808 +0000" stop="20260915181946 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clara's Folks - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Marty, Jules and Verne head back to the 1850s, where they meet Jules and Verne's maternal grandparents, Daniel and Martha. Unfortunately, Martha falls in love with Marty instead of Daniel, and Clara is in danger of never existing. Things get worse when Martha is kidnapped by Wild Bill Tannen...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181946 +0000" stop="20260915184125 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac the Black - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marty and Verne travel to 1500s Caribbean, where Verne hopes to get an earring and Marty has to deal with pirate Mac The Black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184125 +0000" stop="20260915190215 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put on Your Thinking Cap, Kids! It's Time for Mr. Wisdom! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Marty and Verne meet Mr. Wisdom, who hosts a popular children's science show. As it turns out, Doc and Mr. Wisdom were college roommates. Doc doesn't recall it with fondness, as Mr. Wisdom stole his invention for a science fair and won. Things apparently haven't changed as Mr. Wisdom has stolen the DeLorean!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190215 +0000" stop="20260915192518 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Deed - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Biff plans to evict Jennifer's family from their ranch, Marty goes to the Old West to stop Biff's family from getting the ranch deed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192518 +0000" stop="20260915194813 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marty McFly PFC - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the 1940s, Verne enters a dance contest with his future dance instructor, Dorothy, while Marty gets drafted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120703 +0000" stop="20260915123015 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Team Awesome! - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sway to country rock when Tour Guide Tyrone recruits superheroes Uniqua, Pablo, and Tasha to help him unplug a lava geyser before the world splits in half!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123015 +0000" stop="20260915125328 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flower Power - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Flower Seller Uniqua pricks her finger on a thorn of a special flower in Gardener Pablo’s greenhouse, she is transformed into Garden City's newest superhero, Flower Girl, dedicated to keeping things rosy and defeating Gloom Meister (Austin).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125328 +0000" stop="20260915131753 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Match on Mt. Olympus - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Pablo and Tyrone must get past Greek Gods Austin and Uniqua on a samba-filled journey to convince Weather Goddess Tasha to stop raining on their Sports Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131753 +0000" stop="20260915134106 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Feather - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Join Tyrone and the Adventurer's Club on a feather-following expedition to find the one and only Flying Polka-Dotted Pony, all set to the sounds of psychedelic rock!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134106 +0000" stop="20260915140525 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garbage Trek - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Captain Tasha and her crew are on an intergalactic funk-filled mission to collect the universe's garbage, but the Moose-ian aliens want that garbage to power their ship!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140525 +0000" stop="20260915142828 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the 50 Foot Worman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Scientist Pablo and his assistant accidentally use a growth formula on a Worman. Now they need Groundskeeper Tyrone's help to stop the clumsy giant creature!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142828 +0000" stop="20260915145255 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Camp - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Garage band music blasts as Uniqua and Pablo go to Pirate Camp to train under Captain Austin. But what happens when fearsome ghost Tasha captures the great pirate captain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145255 +0000" stop="20260915151608 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Skateboard - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Tyrone is facing off in a competition against three of the greatest skateboarders - Uniqua, Pablo, and Austin. Will his discovery of a magic skateboard help him to win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151608 +0000" stop="20260915153914 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon Express - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sway to a Strauss waltz as the Dragon Express makes it mail deliveries in Norway. Will dragon rider Austin learn to be a fancy flier like Pablo and his dragon Maverick?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153914 +0000" stop="20260915160227 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pablor and the Acorns - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Acorn Scouts Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin find themselves in the middle of a space race for the Crystal of Power between evil space-dictators Uniquor and Pablor!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160227 +0000" stop="20260915162654 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Goes There? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's a madcap museum adventure set to Flamenco as rookie Security Guard Tyrone tries to chase down some runaway works of art before Curator Tasha returns!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162654 +0000" stop="20260915164903 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Rampage (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Robot Repairman Austin has an unexpectedly busy day in futuristic Mega City when all the robots go on a rampage set to roller disco! When the evil Professor Bug (Pablo) starts making all the robots malfunction, it's up to Repairman Austin to save the day in this double-length adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164903 +0000" stop="20260915171446 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Rampage (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Austin is the best robot repairman in Mega City, a futuristic metropolis where robots do everything. There's just one thing about being a robot repairman - the robots in Mega City never, ever break! But one day, that all changes as robot after robot, all over Mega City, have complete breakdowns. With his ever-reliable assistant, Robot Roscoe, and the outraged citizens of Mega City (Uniqua, Tyrone and Tasha), Austin must try to figure out who sent all the robots in town on a rampage. Could it be the work of that evil genius, professor Bug (Pablo)?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171446 +0000" stop="20260915173752 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Out! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses Uniqua and Tasha—with help from Magic Mirror Austin—must escape Guards Pablo and Tyrone's prison tower, all to Wall of Sound, girl group music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173752 +0000" stop="20260915180104 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Not-So-Nice Dragon - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The Not-So-Nice Dragon has snatched up King Pablo and his Mighty Knights. Now it's up to the Flighty Fairy Tasha and the Grabbing Goblin Austin to rescue them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180104 +0000" stop="20260915182410 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Action Elves Save Christmas Eve - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When Abominable Snowmen Tyrone and Austin take Santa's magic sack, it's up to the heroic Action Elves to use their terrific toy-building talents to get that sack back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182410 +0000" stop="20260915184722 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Los Galacticos - S04E11</title>
    <desc>It's a gooey intergalactic mission when the Mexican mariachi band Los Galacticos accidentally blasts off into space to save the Earth from gooey aliens Uniqua and Austin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184722 +0000" stop="20260915191028 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Love of Socks! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Backyardigans love making socks at the sock factory, but after an accident, they must venture into the giant sock machine itself to save socks for all of humanity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191028 +0000" stop="20260915193341 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flipper! - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Pablo is on the Meteor Watch Squad, but a toxic space spill turns him into the uncontrollable Flipper! Can Pablo contain the Flipper and stop an Earth-bound meteor?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193341 +0000" stop="20260915195647 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephant on the Run - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Go animal with alternative rock as Delivery Agents Pablo and Tyrone try to bring an elephant to a wildlife sanctuary in India while avoiding unscrupulous elephant thieves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121036 +0000" stop="20260915124430 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Love of Cake - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Big bakes, new flavors and tender surprises delight as the squad prepares to give a Texan couple a wedding anniversary they will never forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124430 +0000" stop="20260915132215 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar Mitzvah - S02E01</title>
    <desc>From a rocket shit made of chocolate to an exploding cake, the squad brings the wow factor for a bar mitzvah that's been two years in the making.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132215 +0000" stop="20260915135858 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Baby Announcement - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Giant chocolate gift boxes, floating cakes, edible mosaics: The bakers get extra inventive to help a couple deliver their pregnancy news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135858 +0000" stop="20260915143547 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vow Renewal - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A 10-year vow renewal party sees the bakers pushing themselves to the limit to make unforgettable sweet showpieces that represent the happy couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143547 +0000" stop="20260915151344 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>80s Volunteer Appreciation Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Boom boxes! Rubik's cubes! Funky outfits! For a non-profit's 80s-themed anniversary bash, the squad bakes rad desserts to honor one special volunteer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151344 +0000" stop="20260915155013 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double 75th Birthday - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The squad goes big with a life-size chocolate piano, a treat-filled family tree and more for three brothers celebrating their parents' 75th birthdays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155013 +0000" stop="20260915162627 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Varsity Gay League - S02E06</title>
    <desc>For the squad's biggest party yet, Ashley and Maya-Camille team up against Gonzo and Christophe to create desserts fit to feed 200 hungry sports fans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162627 +0000" stop="20260915170304 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Multicultural Wedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From a gravity-defying cake to a breakfast buffet where nothing is at it seems, the bakers get non-traditional for a multicultural wedding celebration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170304 +0000" stop="20260915173949 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring on the Heat! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The heat is on as the squad creates treats to celebrate Los Angeles's Firefighter of the Year - but have some bakers bitten off more than they can chew?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173949 +0000" stop="20260915181540 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother Birthday Bash - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The bakers pack the fun and flair into an edible play space, a colossal chocolate dragon egg and other showstoppers for two boys’ joint birthday fest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181540 +0000" stop="20260915185156 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock n' Roll Wedding - S01E02</title>
    <desc>From a life-size chocolate drum kit to the purr-fect cake for cat lovers: The squad pulls out all the stops for a musician couple's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185156 +0000" stop="20260915192823 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet &amp; Spicy Fiesta - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bring on the heat! The bakers go wild with flavor and spice — including the world's hottest chile — for a hot sauce-loving dad's birthday celebration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121240 +0000" stop="20260915130258 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Chain Reactions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pulleys, ramps and pendulums drive the Rube Goldberg-style confections the bakineers construct for this complicated contraption challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130258 +0000" stop="20260915135310 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fore! The Love of Mini Golf - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Split into two groups, the bakineers design, bake and build an edible, themed putt-putt course. Will they hit a hole-in-one when the judges tee off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135310 +0000" stop="20260915144306 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake on the Catwalk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A fashion show sets the stage for the bakineers to create detailed and delectable costumes that some surprising models will wear down the runway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144306 +0000" stop="20260915153318 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baking to New Heights - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Challenged to construct a scrumptious city block, the bakineers erect gingerbread skyscrapers and more. But can their creations survive an earthquake?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153318 +0000" stop="20260915162308 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash Test Yummy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The bakineers make edible cars that must travel 100 ft before smashing into a steel wall at 25 mph; all while protecting the crash test dummy inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162308 +0000" stop="20260915171344 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge to Victory - S01E08</title>
    <desc>For their final mission, the bakineers build tasty bridges that must survive multiple stress tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171344 +0000" stop="20260915180320 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Floats Your Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Teams of one baker and one engineer learn if they'll sink or swim by constructing a delicious, watertight boat that must sail 20 feet in 45 seconds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180320 +0000" stop="20260915185308 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off to the Robot Races - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The bakineers' mission: Create an edible robot capable of navigating a candy-covered obstacle course while carrying an ooey-gooey dessert inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185308 +0000" stop="20260915194326 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Chain Reactions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pulleys, ramps and pendulums drive the Rube Goldberg-style confections the bakineers construct for this complicated contraption challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120433 +0000" stop="20260915123321 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former Miami Dolphins stand-out Spencer Strasmore and his friend Charles Greene must cope with the realities of life after football. Spencer starts working for a financial advisor, helping sign and mentor his younger friends still in the NFL, while Charles gets a job at a car dealership. Meanwhile, a mistake may cost Green Bay Packers wide receiver Ricky Jerret his roster spot when he's involved in an altercation at a nightclub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123321 +0000" stop="20260915130107 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer struggles to sign Vernon as a client when he clashes with his childhood friend Reggie who handles all his money. Meanwhile, Jason works to renegotiate a contract extension for Vernon with the Dallas Cowboys, but has difficulties. During practice with his new Dolphins team, Ricky discovers that a teammate is not only unfriendly with him but is wearing his number. Now a struggling car salesman, Charles begins to wonder if he retired too early.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130107 +0000" stop="20260915132940 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move The Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hoping to attract new clients, Spencer and Joe hold a corporate event. In their fight over Vernon, Spencer and Reggie's rivalry hits the boiling point. Bored by retirement, Charles lets loose for a night. Ricky learns his beef with his teammate, Alonzo, may be due to an awkward connection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132940 +0000" stop="20260915135727 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads Will Roll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spencer visits a neurologist. Charles gets pursued by a woman. Reggie tries to steal Vernon's renegotiation. Joe breaks the rules to get a client, while Ricky finds himself a mantra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135727 +0000" stop="20260915142213 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Machete Charge - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ricky tries to find common ground with Alonzo. Charles's marriage is put to the test. Spencer and Joe step in to help Vernon with a crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142213 +0000" stop="20260915144836 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Is Everything - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Charles decides he is going to be selfish. Joe negotiates with Maximo. Ricky's off-field activities end up being revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144836 +0000" stop="20260915151309 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky flies off the handle; Spencer and Charles say good-bye to Roddney; Jason meets his mother's new beau.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151309 +0000" stop="20260915154042 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaslighting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries to save Vernon by confronting his past; Ricky tries to reconcile with Bella; Charles finds that his football skills come in handy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154042 +0000" stop="20260915160910 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head-On - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Joe feels slighted when his efforts at work go unnoticed; Spencer tries to make amends; Bella challenges Ricky to act like an adult; Vernon is nowhere to be found after discovering what Reggie's been up to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160910 +0000" stop="20260915163840 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flamingos - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer faces a tough decision when Joe has an idea for a new venture; Ricky is confronted by his dad; Charles gets another chance; and Jason and Spencer try to get through to Vernon once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163840 +0000" stop="20260915170409 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face of the Franchise - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Convinced to appear on a talk show, Spencer ends up facing off with an old adversary, which puts his company and reputation in jeopardy. A reformed Ricky gets bad news in advance of his 30th birthday party. Charles relishes his new status as a fan favorite, but may face changes on the field.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170409 +0000" stop="20260915173311 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Temple - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer makes a play to poach a big client from Andre, his business rival, while struggling to find a quick fix for his physical ailments. Ricky considers where to head to next. Reggie fights for what he believes Vernon owes him. Feeling underpaid and undervalued, Tracy takes a stand with her boss. Charles gets insights from his coach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173311 +0000" stop="20260915180007 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elidee - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer advises a reluctant Vernon to stay quiet when the truth behind his injury threatens his career. Trying to stave off Andre’s attacks on their business, Spencer and Joe butt heads over how best to advise a client. Charles worries whether he’s up for a challenge. A hard-to-impress Ricky takes a trip to tour a potential new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180007 +0000" stop="20260915182947 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World of Hurt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Joe search for Andre’s weakness, while Vernon anxiously awaits news. Jason faces an uphill battle as he woos a client. Ricky tries to understand his dad. Charles gets the real deal from Siefert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182947 +0000" stop="20260915185825 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Guys - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries to mentor Travis while dodging unwelcome medical news and the ghosts of his financial past. Attempting to cheer up Vernon, Reggie and Joe buy a wild gift. Ricky encourages Charles to stand up for himself; later, he gets advice on a big career decision after running into a face from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185825 +0000" stop="20260915192603 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturdaze - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Spencer attempts to broker peace between Travis and a critic. Struggling to adjust to his new role on the team, Charles is tasked with delivering bad news. Joe encounters Andre one-on-one. Still torn about his future, Ricky is thrown for a loop when Dennis decides to have more of a voice in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192603 +0000" stop="20260915195517 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Knows - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Spencer scrambles to stay ahead after Andre makes a surprise visit to the office. Joe discovers the skeletons in his partner’s closet. Ricky tries to make amends with Dennis, as Charles plots to keep Ricky in Miami. Travis confides in Spencer during a talk-show appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121522 +0000" stop="20260915123556 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detroit Rock City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy go in search of wedding rings; the venue is still in question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123556 +0000" stop="20260915125627 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off With Her Shirt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Missy and Bam finally locate a venue; the couple gets an offer from Playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125627 +0000" stop="20260915131703 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping the Christmas Bird - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Missy worries about preparing her first Christmas Eve dinner; Bam wants to spruce up the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131703 +0000" stop="20260915133726 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133726 +0000" stop="20260915135754 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135754 +0000" stop="20260915141802 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141802 +0000" stop="20260915150209 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150209 +0000" stop="20260915155759 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Hell - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy have three months until the wedding and they have to search for a venue that can hold a few hundred people. They also hold an engagement party for some of their family and friends that will be attending the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155759 +0000" stop="20260915161837 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Season on Brides - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy try to hire a wedding planner and Missy looks for her wedding dress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161837 +0000" stop="20260915163911 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detroit Rock City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy go in search of wedding rings; the venue is still in question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163911 +0000" stop="20260915165942 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off With Her Shirt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Missy and Bam finally locate a venue; the couple gets an offer from Playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165942 +0000" stop="20260915172018 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping the Christmas Bird - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Missy worries about preparing her first Christmas Eve dinner; Bam wants to spruce up the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172018 +0000" stop="20260915174041 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174041 +0000" stop="20260915180109 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180109 +0000" stop="20260915182117 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182117 +0000" stop="20260915190524 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120508 +0000" stop="20260915120949 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120949 +0000" stop="20260915121431 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121431 +0000" stop="20260915121903 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121903 +0000" stop="20260915122351 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122351 +0000" stop="20260915122828 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122828 +0000" stop="20260915123308 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123308 +0000" stop="20260915123742 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123742 +0000" stop="20260915124222 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124222 +0000" stop="20260915124649 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124649 +0000" stop="20260915125124 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125124 +0000" stop="20260915125600 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125600 +0000" stop="20260915130031 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130031 +0000" stop="20260915130458 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130458 +0000" stop="20260915130930 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130930 +0000" stop="20260915131400 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131400 +0000" stop="20260915131835 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131835 +0000" stop="20260915132316 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132316 +0000" stop="20260915132752 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132752 +0000" stop="20260915133227 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133227 +0000" stop="20260915133659 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133659 +0000" stop="20260915134138 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134138 +0000" stop="20260915134611 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134611 +0000" stop="20260915135047 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135047 +0000" stop="20260915135519 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135519 +0000" stop="20260915135956 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135956 +0000" stop="20260915140428 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140428 +0000" stop="20260915140902 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140902 +0000" stop="20260915141338 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141338 +0000" stop="20260915141814 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141814 +0000" stop="20260915142251 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142251 +0000" stop="20260915142723 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142723 +0000" stop="20260915143152 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143152 +0000" stop="20260915143624 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143624 +0000" stop="20260915144057 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144057 +0000" stop="20260915144530 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144530 +0000" stop="20260915145004 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145004 +0000" stop="20260915145449 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145449 +0000" stop="20260915145926 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145926 +0000" stop="20260915150410 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150410 +0000" stop="20260915150852 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150852 +0000" stop="20260915151333 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151333 +0000" stop="20260915151805 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151805 +0000" stop="20260915152254 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152254 +0000" stop="20260915152731 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152731 +0000" stop="20260915153210 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153210 +0000" stop="20260915153644 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153644 +0000" stop="20260915154124 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154124 +0000" stop="20260915154551 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154551 +0000" stop="20260915155026 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155026 +0000" stop="20260915155502 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155502 +0000" stop="20260915155933 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155933 +0000" stop="20260915160400 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160400 +0000" stop="20260915160832 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160832 +0000" stop="20260915161302 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161302 +0000" stop="20260915161737 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161737 +0000" stop="20260915162218 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162218 +0000" stop="20260915162654 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162654 +0000" stop="20260915163129 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163129 +0000" stop="20260915163601 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163601 +0000" stop="20260915164040 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164040 +0000" stop="20260915164513 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164513 +0000" stop="20260915164949 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164949 +0000" stop="20260915165421 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165421 +0000" stop="20260915165858 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165858 +0000" stop="20260915170330 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170330 +0000" stop="20260915170804 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170804 +0000" stop="20260915171240 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171240 +0000" stop="20260915171716 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171716 +0000" stop="20260915172153 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172153 +0000" stop="20260915172625 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172625 +0000" stop="20260915173054 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173054 +0000" stop="20260915173526 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173526 +0000" stop="20260915173959 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173959 +0000" stop="20260915174433 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174433 +0000" stop="20260915174906 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174906 +0000" stop="20260915175351 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175351 +0000" stop="20260915175828 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175828 +0000" stop="20260915180312 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180312 +0000" stop="20260915180754 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180754 +0000" stop="20260915181235 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181235 +0000" stop="20260915181707 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181707 +0000" stop="20260915182156 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182156 +0000" stop="20260915182633 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182633 +0000" stop="20260915183112 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183112 +0000" stop="20260915183546 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183546 +0000" stop="20260915184026 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184026 +0000" stop="20260915184453 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184453 +0000" stop="20260915184929 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184929 +0000" stop="20260915185404 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185404 +0000" stop="20260915185835 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185835 +0000" stop="20260915190302 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190302 +0000" stop="20260915190735 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190735 +0000" stop="20260915191204 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191204 +0000" stop="20260915191639 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191639 +0000" stop="20260915192120 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192120 +0000" stop="20260915192556 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192556 +0000" stop="20260915193032 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193032 +0000" stop="20260915193503 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193503 +0000" stop="20260915193942 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193942 +0000" stop="20260915194415 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194415 +0000" stop="20260915194852 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194852 +0000" stop="20260915195323 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195323 +0000" stop="20260915195800 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121258 +0000" stop="20260915130839 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Winters writes a report on the challenge of an unexpected resistance to a German attack, and is haunted by his conscience after shooting a teenage German soldier. Operation Pegasus is depicted. Easy Company is called to Bastogne to repel the sudden German counterattack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130839 +0000" stop="20260915141559 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bastogne - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Easy Company experiences the Battle of the Bulge and have to hold ground near Bastogne while running low on ammunition and other supplies. The episode focuses on medic Eugene "Doc" Roe as he helps out his fellow soldiers where he can, while also scrounging for medical supplies, of which the Company is dangerously low.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141559 +0000" stop="20260915152849 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Breaking Point - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Easy Company battles near Foy, Belgium, losing numerous men. In the episode, the actions of 1st Lt. Norman Dike, the Company's commander, are examined and questioned. Serving as narrator is 1st Sgt. Carwood Lipton, who attempts to keep the morale of the men up as they endure their trials in the forest near Foy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152849 +0000" stop="20260915162749 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Patrol - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easy Company carries out a dangerous mission in Haguenau as David Webster  returns from a hospital. Together with new replacement 2nd Lt. Jones, he eventually (re)integrates with the other soldiers, whose experiences at Bastogne have made them weary and closed off from Webster due to the fact he didn't try and leave hospital early unlike other soldiers in the company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162749 +0000" stop="20260915172600 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why We Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Nixon battles alcoholism, Easy Company enters Germany. A concentration camp near Landsberg is discovered by a patrol. This site leaves many soldiers both shocked and disgusted at what they're witnessing at the hands of the Nazi Germans. The episode was based on the liberation of Kaufering IV in the area of Hurlach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172600 +0000" stop="20260915182815 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Points - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Easy Company enters the Bavarian town of Berchtesgaden, once home to Hitler's top officers. They find the town deserted and rush on to capture Hitler's famed "Eagle's Nest" before the French can get there. Here they learn of the German army's surrender.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182815 +0000" stop="20260915194128 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Currahee - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Easy Company is introduced to Captain Sobel, who has the group undergo hard and unfair training. As a result, Sobel comes into conflict with his men, including Richard Winters, his executive officer. The company is shipped to England to prepare for D-Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124450 +0000" stop="20260915133513 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fire Trials - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Carrie faces a backlash in the wake of her revelation about her past. Lucas faces a new threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133513 +0000" stop="20260915142131 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes and Whatnot - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nola returns to Banshee. Proctor's mother ails from a disease. Carrie must choose between the heist and her relationship with Colonel Douglas Stowe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142131 +0000" stop="20260915151946 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fixer of Sorts - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Lucas' secret is threatened. Tommy Littlestone organizes a second strike against Proctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151946 +0000" stop="20260915161131 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Life is the Nightmare - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Siobhan is torn between exposing Lucas and keeping his secret. Chayton readies his army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161131 +0000" stop="20260915170358 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tribal - S03E05</title>
    <desc>All hell breaks loose as Chayton and an army of Redbones invade Banshee, looking to avenge Tommy’s death. Holed up in the Cadi with Lucas and his deputies, Proctor is frustrated by his inability to attend to his ailing mother at home. As the assault reaches a fever pitch, Bunker tries to prove to Medding that he’s not the man he used to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170358 +0000" stop="20260915175340 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Were All Someone Else Yesterday - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reduced to the status of observer as the FBI plans a raid on the Redbone wilderness compound, Lucas decides to take matters into his own hands in his pursuit of Chayton. Still stung by Proctor’s rebuke over her initiative in dealing with the Black Beards, Rebecca is further chagrined to learn of her uncle’s burgeoning romance with Emily. Deva is drawn to a handsome stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175340 +0000" stop="20260915185031 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Hide from the Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Despite Job’s reservations, Lucas and his team pull off a daring heist at Camp Genoa. Lucas and Chayton are haunted by their recent deadly encounter. Calling a truce, Gordon and Carrie attempt an unusual intervention with Deva. Unbeknownst to her uncle, Rebecca heads to Philly to work out a deal with a spurned Proctor client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185031 +0000" stop="20260915193831 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Wisdom I Got Left - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Lucas and Brock head to Louisiana and the infamous Underground fight club in search of Chayton. Stowe pieces together details about the Camp Genoa heist, and who might be responsible. Burton’s torment turns to resolve. Sugar looks to repay an old boxing debt. Rebecca’s initiatives put Proctor and Emily in harm’s way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121015 +0000" stop="20260915125205 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working to Death - S08E19</title>
    <desc>JF Kicks – Valrico, FL – Jon heads to Tampa, Florida, to help save an owner who has suffered personal loss and health scares while trying to single-handedly keep his struggling bar afloat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125205 +0000" stop="20260915133355 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magically Atrocious - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Cerealholic Cafe &amp; Bar – Ybor City, FL – In Ybor City, Florida, Jon helps rescue a bar owner who made some questionable choices on the theme, decor, and menu in her bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133355 +0000" stop="20260915141545 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue on the River - S08E21</title>
    <desc>AJ’s on the River – Gibsonton, FL – A riverside bar in Florida is struggling to stay afloat due to a manager with no experience, a staff co-mingling and a wildly out-of-line menu for their community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141545 +0000" stop="20260915145736 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Till Failure Do You Part - S08E22</title>
    <desc>The Forge – Brandon, FL – With a great first year, The Forge saw a promising future. However, everything went downhill after the pandemic struck and took a toll on Patrick's business, health, and marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145736 +0000" stop="20260915153926 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Throwbacks – Sanford, FL – Jon heads to Sanford, Florida to revitalize a retro-arcade bar that is falling apart and an owner who has an excuse for everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153926 +0000" stop="20260915162056 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>JJ's Sports Bust - S08E24</title>
    <desc>JJ's Sports Bar &amp; Grill – Highland, CA – The owner of JJ's Sports Bar &amp; Grill in Highland, CA, must take a hard look at his behavior if he wants Jon's help to save his failing family business amidst post-pandemic financial stress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162056 +0000" stop="20260915170226 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outta Touch, Outta Time - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Rock-A-Billies, Arvada, CO. Jon encounters the unruly husband of an owner who is on the brink of closing her bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170226 +0000" stop="20260915174158 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hideaway From Reality - S08E26</title>
    <desc>The Hideaway Bar &amp; Grill, Meridian, Idaho. Jon faces an owner unwilling to own up to his mistakes and failures and a staff unwilling to speak the truth about him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174158 +0000" stop="20260915182328 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Napoleon Complex - S08E27</title>
    <desc>360 Lounge Reloaded, Charlotte, NC. Jon must teach a former engineer and his staff how to properly run a nightclub before they close down for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182328 +0000" stop="20260915190458 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool House Rock - S08E28</title>
    <desc>Colorado Cork &amp; Keg in Castle Rock, CO. Jon confronts an owner who moved his family to pursue his lifelong dream of opening a bar, only for his wife to do all the work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190458 +0000" stop="20260915194629 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loveless in Loveland - S08E29</title>
    <desc>Blue Sports Grille in Loveland, CO. The owner is in danger of losing his marriage and retirement dreams if Jon can't get him to step up, make changes and create an identity for his bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120936 +0000" stop="20260915123214 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close-Knit Friendship - S05E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123214 +0000" stop="20260915125428 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Dreamhouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Barbie's "Best Day Ever" starts out great ... until strange things start happening inside her family's dreamhouse. Could their new digs be cursed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125428 +0000" stop="20260915131639 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clubhouse (Remix) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Barbie and her friends plan a birthday surprise for Chelsea by making over her backyard clubhouse. But their mission takes a smelly detour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131639 +0000" stop="20260915133850 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody's Cupcake - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Barbie puts her skills to the test when she competes on an extreme baking show against a reigning champ who loves to win -- and hates to lose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133850 +0000" stop="20260915140046 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Pioneer Adventure - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Roberts clan gets back to basics when Dad challenges them to a weekend of pioneer living. And the catch? It's all happening in their own backyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140046 +0000" stop="20260915142300 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Baby Sister the Babysitter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Skipper snags her first babysitting job, an overprotective Barbie goes overboard trying to make sure everything runs smoothly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142300 +0000" stop="20260915144456 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Barbie and her friends take a road trip to hear Daisy drop the beat at a major music festival. But Daisy keeps finding reasons to stall along the way.</desc>
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    <title>Picture Perfect Cake - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Skipper steps in to handle her parents' 20th anniversary party when Barbie gets a once-in-a-lifetime invitation to attend Robot Con.</desc>
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    <title>The Roof Fairy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>With their parents away for the night, Barbie, Skipper and Stacie recruit Ken for an elaborate plan to bring Chelsea’s imaginary “Roof Fairy” to life.</desc>
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    <title>Balancing Act - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Barbie feels like she's getting too old for her father-daughter tradition, so she passes it down to Chelsea. But is she really ready to let it go?</desc>
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    <title>Life Can Be a Dream - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Thinking about the future prompts Barbie to have a dream where anything's possible -- and everything's really, really weird.</desc>
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    <title>Trey is for Horses - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Barbie discovers Duchess the horse is going to be sold, she and Stacie come up with a plan to keep her around.</desc>
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    <title>A Dreamhouse Puppy Tale - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Instead of reading a book at bedtime, Chelsea tells her family about their puppies' secret -- and surprisingly dangerous -- lives.</desc>
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    <title>Time Will Tell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While trying out a new escape room with their friends, Barbie and Ken get separated from the group and wind up on an adventure of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Putts for Pups - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chelsea's campaign to raise money for puppy literacy continues with a miniature gold tournament that involves the whole neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Pied Pupper - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From dancing to baking, the unstoppable Barbie Roberts can do anything ... except ask for help when she needs it most.</desc>
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    <title>A Day at the Beach - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fate turns the tide on Trey and Barbie when they compete for the best stop on the beach. Back at the Dreamhouse, Stacie tries to set a world record.</desc>
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    <title>A Delicate Situation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Renee's desperate to impress her relatives in China, but Barbie doesn't have the heart to tell her "talents" need an awful lot of work.</desc>
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    <title>Virtually Famous - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Barbie's friends want to be internet celebrities, but learn that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be when their goofy vlog post goes viral.</desc>
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    <title>All Dogs Go to the Beach - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When dogs are banned from the beach, Barbie and Nikki take their fight to City Hall -- and have to deal with Poppy Reardon.</desc>
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    <title>Studio Sleuths - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When things at the recording studio suddenly start disappearing - including Brooklyn's phone, with Brooklyn and Malibu's latest music on it. The girls become amateur detectives to recover everything.</desc>
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    <title>For the Record - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After accidentally breaking one of Kel's rare record albums, Malibu and Brooklyn turn to Jacks, Jayla and Lyla for backup as they take off on a comedic romp across the city to replace it!</desc>
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    <title>Knock It Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn decide to start their own business instead of doing odd jobs for other people, they suddenly find themselves in direct competition with The Dash, setting off an escalation of crazier and crazier sales tactics.</desc>
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    <title>Costumed Capers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Performing as costumed characters in Times Square, Brooklyn and Malibu find themselves caught in a case of mistaken identity when two pranksters wearing the same outfits cause trouble around the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134348 +0000" stop="20260915140638 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupid Shuffle - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brooklyn and Malibu, members of Handler's Spring Dance planning committee, are struggling to boost ticket sales, a letter Malibu receives from Ken inspires a creative solution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140638 +0000" stop="20260915142932 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team No Screens - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Epiphany challenges Malibu, Brooklyn, Daisy and Rafa to unplug from their electronic devices during a 24-hour camping trip outside the city, but a talent booker urgently calls the cafe with a huge concert offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142932 +0000" stop="20260915145227 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Festival Fiasco - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The West Coast Roberts plan to enjoy a fun-filled weekend at a California music and food festival, where Malibu and Brooklyn are set to perform their biggest gig yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145227 +0000" stop="20260915151521 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy's is Booming - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Business is bad at Buddy's Cafe, so Malibu and Brooklyn call their pop star pal Emmie to help save the place with some social media buzz, but the results may be too good for the small cafe to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151521 +0000" stop="20260915153815 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Dye For - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn help Rafa dye some costumes, their skin accidently turns green from head to toe, right before a huge commercial audition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153815 +0000" stop="20260915160110 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game On! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Needing more cash to pay for the last song on their demo, Malibu and Brooklyn decide to compete on a wacky game show, but get more, and less, than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160110 +0000" stop="20260915162404 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to the Finish - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn get help from their friends and family to find Otto Phoenix and deliver their music demo before heading to California for the summer, but encounter a series of unexpected obstacles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162404 +0000" stop="20260915164657 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes Two - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn and Malibu must convince their parents to let them stay together after the girls get accepted to the arts academy of their dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164657 +0000" stop="20260915170949 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day Frenzy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Malibu's homesick and Brooklyn loses her voice, but the besties find a way to help each other and embrace their new lives in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170949 +0000" stop="20260915173242 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbies Rising - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A chance encounter with a media VIP at a pretzel cart moves Malibu and Brooklyn closer to pop stardom -- despite their other plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173242 +0000" stop="20260915175534 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone to the Dogs - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Who let the dogs out and into the fashion show? The besties get busy as dog walkers to help save up for their first professional record demo.</desc>
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    <title>Delivery Debacle - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn help deliver pastries for a cafe.  But the job's not so sweet when the duo tries to help customers solve their personal problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181827 +0000" stop="20260915184119 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise, Surprise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Malibu heads back home to throw her mom a surprise birthday bash -- but she'll have a wild time trying to keep it all a secret!</desc>
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    <title>Start Small - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu learn a valuable lesson after Malibu tries to bring her family's Cleanup Day tradition to her New York neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190412 +0000" stop="20260915192704 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We are Family - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu remix trouble into good tunes when unexpected visitors tag along as the duo records their first song.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey Trouble - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turkey mishaps and family drama almost turn Thanksgiving upside down as Brooklyn and Malibu celebrate the holiday on separate coasts.</desc>
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    <title>Pay or Die - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After a crime lord is arrested, Baretta must jeopardize an undercover policewoman to stop an escalating war of succession between gangland factions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130230 +0000" stop="20260915134756 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Bond - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Believing that Baretta pocketed $500,000 in stolen bonds after stopping a robbery, a mobster takes Billy hostage until the money is turned over.</desc>
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    <title>The Dippers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After a young pickpocket is killed, Baretta solicits the help of an expert to infiltrate the gang that operates at an airline terminal.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Man Out - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Baretta risks his life going undercover as a prison inmate to discover why two suspects in a jewelry heist were killed.</desc>
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    <title>Death on the Run - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Pursuing a gunrunner with spinal meningitis, Baretta becomes infected and has 48 hours to find the man and his cohorts before he has to go into quarantine.</desc>
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    <title>Aggie - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A retarded waitress who sees a narcotics cop commit murder allows herself to be persuaded that another man committed the crime.</desc>
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    <title>And Down Will Come Baby - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a mother has second thoughts after selling her baby, she helps Baretta infiltrate a group trafficking in black market babies.</desc>
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    <title>He'll Never See Daylight - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baretta vows revenge on the hoodlum whose thugs murdered his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182608 +0000" stop="20260915191721 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 5½ Pound Junkie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When his childhood friend is murdered, Baretta tries to protect the pregnant widow and her unborn child from the killers, and from her own drug habit.</desc>
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    <title>Paternity - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.</desc>
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    <title>Advancement - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.</desc>
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    <title>The Car - S08E03</title>
    <desc>A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.</desc>
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    <title>Possession - S08E04</title>
    <desc>A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.</desc>
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    <title>Stress Analyzer - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.</desc>
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    <title>Games - S08E06</title>
    <desc>A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.</desc>
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    <title>Homeless - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of choice for a local merchant.</desc>
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    <title>The Tontine - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Examination Day - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly rough with a collar, and later with Barney.</desc>
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    <title>The Clown - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.</desc>
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    <title>Chinatown (1) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he talks; Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.</desc>
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    <title>Chinatown (2) - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon.</desc>
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    <title>Hunger Strike - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.</desc>
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    <title>Arrival - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.</desc>
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    <title>Obituary - S08E15</title>
    <desc>A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.</desc>
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    <title>Inquiry - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action when his child is declined admission into an exclusive kindergarten.</desc>
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    <title>Old Love - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.</desc>
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    <title>Altercation - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.</desc>
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    <title>Bones - S08E19</title>
    <desc>A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.</desc>
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    <title>Landmark (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124253 +0000" stop="20260915132528 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Danger to Himself and Others - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Norma searches for Norman, who finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. Dylan waits for news about Emma while Romero gets a surprising proposition.</desc>
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    <title>Goodnight, Mother - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Norma and Norman each suspect the other in a terrible deed; Dylan contemplates his future with Emma; Romero makes a choice that drastically impacts the Bates family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140826 +0000" stop="20260915145125 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Death Do You Part - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Norma and Romero take a big step together; Norman attempts to accept his new surroundings; Dylan tries to shed old business.</desc>
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    <title>Lights of Winter - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Norman and his new friend have an adventure; Norma experiences her first taste of real happiness in some time during an annual festival in White Pine Bay; Dylan becomes caught between two families.</desc>
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    <title>Refraction - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Norman tries to confide in Dr. Edwards, but worries he may reveal too much. Also: Norma hires a craftsman to fix a window and Romero uncovers a crime that threatens his new life.</desc>
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    <title>The Vault - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Norman uncovers painful truths as his therapy progresses; Norma works to prevent a secret from being revealed; Romero assists an old friend despite the risk to his career.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Norman returns home after making an unanticipated discovery; Norma takes on new projects; Dylan's search for Emma's mother leads to disturbing results.</desc>
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    <title>Unfaithful - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Norma is torn between Norman and Romero during a holiday outing, Norman comes to the realization that everyone has changed while he was away.</desc>
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    <title>Forever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Norma and Norman attempt to reconnect as they plan for the future; Dylan and Romero decide to take action for Norman's own good!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121122 +0000" stop="20260915123641 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Hoping to obtain the Batcave’s bat-diamond, Marsha searches for a new potion to use on the Caped Crusaders. Batman and Robin do some searching of their own and arrive at the criminal’s hideout. But after Marsha douses them with her concoctions, the villainess seems to have a unique bargaining chip – two tiny caped toads – with which to gain Commissioner Gordon’s help in locating the Batcave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123641 +0000" stop="20260915130156 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back, Shame - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Shame is back, and is using stolen vehicle parts to assemble a truck so fast even the Batmobile won’t be able to catch him. Bruce Wayne tricks him into stealing his limo, which he (as Batman) and Robin use to track down his hideout. But the villain gains the upper hand in the ensuing fight, and the Dynamic Duo find themselves staked to the ground in the path of a cattle stampede.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130156 +0000" stop="20260915132710 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's How You Play the Game - S02E26</title>
    <desc>With his special truck finished, Shame goes to work on his final caper – the theft of four prize cattle worth over one million dollars. Batman and Robin deduce his plan, but realize they are too late to stop him and too slow to catch him. With little left to go on, the Dynamic Duo employ their “bat-logic” to try to figure out his next move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132710 +0000" stop="20260915135232 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Penguin's Nest - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Penguin has opened a fancy restaurant called The Penguin’s Nest. There every order has to be written down by the customers on a piece of paper. He then plans to get himself arrested and hand over the handwritten notes to a forger doing time by the name of Ballpoint Baxter. Suspecting a scheme, Batman urges the police not to send The Penguin back to his permanent cell. Unable to reach Ballpoint, The Penguin and his culinary cohorts escape from jail, taking Chief O’Hara along as a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135232 +0000" stop="20260915141746 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird's Last Jest - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Attempting to save Chief O’Hara from drowning inside a metal trunk, Batman and Robin find themselves under fire from the Penguin’s henchmen. Batman instructs Alfred to pose as famous forger Quill-Pen Quertch (complete with false fingerprints), but the Penguin recognizes Alfred as soon as he puts on his glasses. The evil Bird-man and his cronies then visit stately Wayne manor brandishing a giant Butler-pie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141746 +0000" stop="20260915144306 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat's Meow - S02E29</title>
    <desc>The Catwoman “steals” the voice of a television talk-show host in the middle of an interview with Bruce Wayne. She plants clues to suggest either the Joker, Riddler or Penguin may have committed the crime. In the meantime, she has fooled Commissioner Gordon into thinking she has gone straight. She makes her first mistake when she masquerades as Miss Klutz, a dance instructor visiting Wayne Manor. Allergic to dogwood, she sneezes and gives herself away. Her next target is to “steal” the voices of British singers Chad and Jeremy. Batman and Robin eventually track her to a dance studio, where a fight erupts. After it appears the Dynamic Duo has triumphed over Catwoman’s forces, she drugs them. The heroes are placed inside a chamber where the sounds of water dripping will be magnified many, many times and drive them insane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144306 +0000" stop="20260915150820 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bat's Kow Tow - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin escape Catwoman’s trap by hitting the precise note needed to shatter the glass chamber in which they’re prisoners. They quickly get on the trail of Catwoman. The feminine feline criminal eventually “steals” the voices of Chad and Jeremy, Commissioner Gordon and talk-show host Allen Stephens. She blackmails the British government, which faces the lost of revenue from the taxes on Chad and Jeremy’s performances. Batman and Robin eventually capture Catwoman and her gang, but not before Batman and Catwoman express obvious affection for each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150820 +0000" stop="20260915153337 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puzzles Are Coming - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The Puzzler, a villain with a fondness for both Shakespeare and aviation, indicates he is after the fortunes of Artemus Knab. He convinces the billionaire to invest in his puzzle balloon business, but when the Dynamic Duo find that Knab seems too intelligent to fall for a phony scheme, they look deeper for the criminal’s true intentions. Their search leads them to Knab’s airplane monopoly, but unknown to them, the Puzzler has plans to halt their investigation – permanently.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153337 +0000" stop="20260915155854 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duo is Slumming - S02E32</title>
    <desc>The Puzzler continues with his plan to hijack Artemus Knab’s new airplane, the Retsoor, all the while leaving puzzles behind for Batman and Robin to ponder. He familiarizes himself with the jet’s designs, then prepares to fly his prize to a foreign country where he will hold it for ransom. But the Dynamic Duo have an easier time with his clues than he expected, resulting in a climactic confrontation at the airplane hanger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155854 +0000" stop="20260915162413 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sandman Cometh - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Catwoman and the Sandman have teamed up, and they’re after the fortunes of J. Pauline Spaghetti, a rich insomniac. Catwoman pulls a publicity stunt, getting the Sandman (under the guise of “Dr. Somnambula”) an invitation to Spaghetti’s penthouse – and her financial records. Batman and Robin investigate the situation, but soon find themselves trapped by the criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162413 +0000" stop="20260915164926 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Catwoman Goeth - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Though Batman escapes the Sandman’s trap, Robin is left to wander in a deadly maze. A clue leads Batman to Catwoman’s lair, where he informs her of Sandman’s plans to elope with J. Pauline Spaghetti and keep her fortunes to himself. Enraged by the Sandman’s trickery, Catwoman sets out after him. Batman, with the now-rescued Robin, also follows, and the group meet up at Spaghetti’s old deserted pasta factory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164926 +0000" stop="20260915171444 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Contaminated Cowl - S02E35</title>
    <desc>The Mad Hatter has escaped from prison, and is on a quest to add Batman’s cowl to his collection of hats. He attends Gotham City’s annual headdress ball disguised as the Three-tailed Pasha Of Panchagorum, and snatches a large ruby off of columnist Hattie Hatfield’s headdress. The villain makes a getaway, but not before turning Batman’s cowl pink with a radioactive spray. He trails Batman to the Atomic Energy Laboratory, knowing he will have a chance to snatch his cowl when it is removed for decontamination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171444 +0000" stop="20260915173947 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul - S02E36</title>
    <desc>What appear to be the skeletons of Batman and Robin are found at Gotham City’s Atomic Energy Laboratory, where the Mad Hatter left them to irradiate. Word of their demise spreads like wildfire. With the world busy mourning its loss, the Mad Hatter has no trouble snatching a valuable ruby from the Golden Buddha of Bergama’s forehead. However, when rumor spreads that Batman and Robin are still alive, the Mad Hatter’s scheme appears jeopardized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173947 +0000" stop="20260915180506 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zodiac Crimes - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The Joker and the Penguin team up on a crime wave based on signs of the zodiac. The pair, aided and abetted by a woman known as Venus, keep Batman and Robin on the run. The Dynamic Duo manage to capture the Penguin but the Joker remains on the loose. Batman and Robin figure the Joker’s next caper will take place at a museum and lay a trap. But the heroes are captured instead. Now, Batman and Robin face almost certain death; the heroes are to be crushed beneath a giant asteroid on display at the museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180506 +0000" stop="20260915183024 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joker's Hard Times - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin narrowly escape the Joker’s death trap and quickly get back on the villain’s trail. The villain runs the Gothham City Police Department ragged with his crimes based on the zodiac. Meanwhile, Venus, the Joker’s accomplice, warms to Batman. Eventually, the Dynamic Duo again corner the Joker. But, once more, the heroes are captured. Now, Batman, Robin and Venus are chained in a shallow pool with a giant clam. The clam swallows Robin and Batman and Venus will be next on its menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183024 +0000" stop="20260915185539 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Penguin Declines - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Batman, summoning all the strength he can muster, breaks his chains and frees Robin from the giant clam. The heroes arrange for the Joker’s former confederate, Venus, to stay at an apartment while they figure out what to do next. Meanwhile, the Joker has freed the Penguin from Gotham State Prison to continue their crime wave. The Joker tricks Venus into asking Batman to take her to the Batcave. The Dynamic Duo take her to their base of operations (but only after making her fall asleep first). When they arrive, the Joker, Penguin and assorted thugs are revealed to be hiding in the Batmobile’s trunk. Batman, however, anticipated this and none of the criminals know where the Batcave is. A figure erupts, with Batman and Robin finally ending the zodiac crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185539 +0000" stop="20260915192057 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Darn Catwoman - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Catwoman manages to drug Robin. The junior member of the Dynamic Duo is now the Catwoman’s mindless slave. Batman is on the trail of the sultry villain, but he’s hampered by the fact he can’t harm his partner. Eventually, Batman is trapped by the Catwoman. He’s in a giant trap and Robin is cutting the rope that will cause a giant mouse trap to snap on Batman. The Catwoman offers Batman a choice – die by Robin’s hand or agree to be subjected to the same drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192057 +0000" stop="20260915194604 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scat! Darn Catwoman - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Batman agrees to let the Catwoman drug him. But he appears to have a headache and the Catwoman permits him to take an aspirin. After the drug is administered, Batman appears to assist Catwoman on her crime wave. However, the police receive anonymous telephone calls that enable them to pick up members of Catwoman’s gang, including the drugged Robin. Meanwhile, the Gotham City police try to trace the hot line to the Batcave. Batman is there with Catwoman. He uses a device that foils the trace. Eventually, Batman reveals he hadn’t taken an aspirin but his universal drug antidote that prevented the drug from working. Catwoman tries to flee on top of a warehouse near the Gotham River. Batman is in pursuit and corners her. But, unwilling to go straight, she falls into the river. Has she lost her life, or just one of her nine lives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122039 +0000" stop="20260915124150 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Batman receives a little unexpected help in capturing Inque: Superman. Superman reunites with Bruce Wayne, and extends an offer to Terry to join the Justice League. When Batman's introduction to the League is met with hostility by the other members, Superman takes Batman aside and explains that he has reason to suspect a traitor in their midst; he asks him to keep his eyes and ears open.

Terry reluctantly agrees, finding it difficult to spy on people he's idolized his whole life. When the League steps in to stop a mysterious attack on Metropolis, a missile explosion claims Warhawk's life. Batman is the only one to witness the event, which puts suspicion squarely on his shoulders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124150 +0000" stop="20260915130307 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Batman shows the League evidence of Superman's complicity in the death of Warhawk, but the idea is met with some resistance -- particularly from Barda, who flatly refuses to believe that Superman could be responsible, preferring instead to suspect Batman. Barda is convinced when Warhawk reappears, revealing that he didn't die in the explosion. Batman is only partly relieved, armed as he is with a kryptonite sample necessary to stop -- and kill -- Superman if he has to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130307 +0000" stop="20260915132409 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betrayal - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Big Time returns to Neo-Gotham, causing problems for both Batman and his alter-ego Terry McGinnis, who still feels guilty for what happened to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132409 +0000" stop="20260915134531 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Kobra (1) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Terry is sent to Bruce's old friend Kairi Tanaka to brush up on his combat skills, and inadvertently befriends the heir-apparent to the criminal organization KOBRA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134531 +0000" stop="20260915140652 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Kobra (2) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>After the leader of KOBRA kidnaps Max to be his wife, Batman is forced not only to rescue her, but to stop KOBRA's plot to revert the world back to when dinosaurs ruled it... with their gene-spliced dinosaur men as the dominant species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140652 +0000" stop="20260915142806 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Zeta returns to Neo-Gotham City to look for his creator, but falls into the clutches of Mad Stan, who turns him into a walking time-bomb. Batman and Ro must track Zeta down before time runs out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142806 +0000" stop="20260915144906 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unmasked - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Terry recounts to Max one of his earlier adventures as Batman, during which he revealed his face to a child and inadvertently made the boy a target of KOBRA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144906 +0000" stop="20260915151108 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebirth (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In 2019, Bruce Wayne, the original Batman, retires due to failing health when his rescue of a kidnapped woman nearly goes wrong and he must resort to almost using a gun—the ultimate sin in his eyes. Twenty years later in 2039, Terrence "Terry" McGinnis discovers Batman's identity after the aging Bruce Wayne helps him fight off a gang of Jokerz (street punks enamored by the original Clown Prince of Crime). After Terry's father is murdered, Terry seeks Bruce's help to avenge him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151108 +0000" stop="20260915153246 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebirth (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Terry steals the Batsuit to pursue his father's killer, a professional bodyguard named Mr. Fixx (George Takei), whose employer, Derek Powers (Sherman Howard), the current CEO of Wayne-Powers, is secretly using the company's resources to develop a biological weapon. Bruce Wayne, discovering the theft, deactivates the suit, but when seeing the now-helpless Terry being punched out reactivates it so he can continue pursuing Fixx, and in the end Wayne appears at Terry's house to hire him as a "special assistant."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153246 +0000" stop="20260915155318 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Out - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Terry discovers how hard his new job as Batman is when he squares off against his first super-powered foe, Inque -- a shape-shifting woman sabotaging Foxteca for Derek Powers. Things go from bad to worse when he accidentally leads her right into the Batcave. Stockard Channing and Shannon Kenny make their first appearances as Commissioner Barbara Gordon and Inque.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155318 +0000" stop="20260915161442 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Willie Watt, a nebbishy student at Terry's high school, is pushed around by everyone -- including his construction-worker dad, who insists that he needs to toughen up. Aching for revenge against Nelson, the jock that torments him, Willie steals a remote-controlled heavy-lifting robot (or "golem"), and rampages through Gotham. Batman stops the Golem quickly, but as a result of the fight he gains the power to control the golem mentally -- much to Nelson's dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161442 +0000" stop="20260915163529 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meltdown - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Derek Powers' body is continuing to deteriorate. Desperate, he has Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze) revived, and creates a new body for him under the pretense of medical research. Finally cured, Fries is repentant, but Bruce Wayne doesn't trust him. Batman halfheartedly shadows Freeze, convinced that he has reformed. But how long can he stay reformed once he discovers that Powers is using him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163529 +0000" stop="20260915165618 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Terrific Trio, a group of scientists who became superheroes after gaining powers in an experiment gone awry, make their way into Gotham and become media sensations. But Magma, Freon, and 2-D Man soon learn that the accident that gave them their powers was not really an accident. The Trio are inspired by the Fantastic Four, with 2D Man being Mr. Fantastic, Magma being a combination of the Thing and the Human Torch, and Freon can spread her molecules apart to the point where she becomes hard to see, and her ice beams can form protective shields, making her analogous to the Invisible Woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165618 +0000" stop="20260915171734 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shriek - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max Shreeve, a sound engineer working for Derek Powers, develops a suit that amplifies sound waves into awesomely destructive force. Powers is uninterested in the suit until Bruce Wayne interferes with his plans for Wayne-Powers once too often. On Powers' orders, Shreeve makes an attempt on Wayne's life, taking the name Shriek. Chris Mulkey makes his first appearance as the voice of Shriek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171734 +0000" stop="20260915173850 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Hand - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Terry must deal with both his rejection by his girlfriend, Dana, and a group of Bruce's old enemies, the Royal Flush Gang, who pattern themselves after playing card ranks. Things look up for Terry when he meets a girl named Melanie who seems to share his problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173850 +0000" stop="20260915175931 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning Edge - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry's late nights as Batman are starting to take a toll on his personal life when he can barely stay awake during the day. When he discovers that several jocks are using "slappers" -- patches that deliver the super-steroid Venom -- he investigates, only for his mother to catch him carrying the drugs. Then he has to find a way to stop the flow of Venom into Gotham and clear his name, all while being grounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175931 +0000" stop="20260915182048 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spellbound - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Gotham's teenagers fall prey to the "evil eye" mind control techniques of a mysterious villian named Spellbinder, who causes them to hallucinate and do his bidding as unwitting accomplices.  How can Batman defeat a foe who can control what he sees, hears, and feels? Jon Cypher makes his first appearance as the voice of Spellbinder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182048 +0000" stop="20260915184144 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Inque - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Aaron, Inque's caretaker, is fired because of his infatuation with her, he cuts the power to her restraints. Injured and unable to regain her human form, she tries to coerce him to help her until he proves quite willing -- so long as she can make him like her. When Batman tries to stop her, she captures him and uses him as bait to lure Bruce Wayne into a trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184144 +0000" stop="20260915190240 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Touch of Curaré - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Sam Young, Gotham's district attorney and Commissioner Barbara Gordon's husband, is targeted for assassination by Curaré, a silent and deadly member of the Society of Assassins. Armed with a molecule-thin sword that can slice through anything, she presents a formidable enough challenge for Barbara to reveal to Terry that she knows he's Batman. As the former Batgirl, she warns him that he should quit being Batman while he can. Paul Winfield makes his first appearance as the voice of D.A. Sam Young.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190240 +0000" stop="20260915192357 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ascension - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Batman is becoming increasingly frustrated with Blight, Derek Powers' radioactive form. Powers is also frustrated as he wrestles with controlling his power, and puts his son Paxton in charge of Wayne-Powers. His identity as Blight is revealed moments later, and he goes into hiding until he can find a way out of the city.

Paxton begs Batman to help capture his father, and he warily agrees. Terry wants Blight to pay for murdering his father, and Paxton may have other plans -- but who is double-crossing whom?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192357 +0000" stop="20260915194508 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splicers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The latest teen craze is "splicing" -- incorporating animal DNA into a human body. While some kids just get cosmetic changes like cat eyes, many opt for more major transformations. Batman investigates Dr. Cuvier, the founder of splicing, and discovers his plan to kill D.A. Young before the process can be outlawed. Cree Summer makes her first appearance as the voice of Terry's classmate Max Gibson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121320 +0000" stop="20260915123534 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batgirl Returns - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Batgirl and Catwoman team up to investigate the theft of a rare cat statue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123534 +0000" stop="20260915125744 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lock-Up - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Lyle Bolton Arkam's former chief of security becomes the vigilante Lock-up and kidnaps Commissioner Gordon and Mayor Hill seeing them as the cause of rampant crime in Gotham City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125744 +0000" stop="20260915131956 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Freeze - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Aging billionaire Grant Walker breaks Mr. Freeze out of prison so he can use the scientist's knowledge to can gain immortality and cover the world in a new ice age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131956 +0000" stop="20260915134116 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Terrible Trio - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Batman tracks three wealthy playboys who commit crimes out of boredom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134116 +0000" stop="20260915140221 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin learn about the exploits of Jonah Hex an Old West crimefighter who once dealt with the immortal Ra's Al Ghul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140221 +0000" stop="20260915142311 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catwalk - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Catwoman's attempt to go straight runs into problems when she is enticed into one last job by the Ventriloquist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142311 +0000" stop="20260915144426 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bullet for Bullock - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Batman helps Detective Harvey Bullock who appears to be the target of someone's revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144426 +0000" stop="20260915150523 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lion and the Unicorn - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alfred, a former British spy, is called into duty and becomes of the target of the Red Claw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150523 +0000" stop="20260915152751 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat and the Claw (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Batman encounters a new cat burglar, Catwoman, and around the same time, meets a woman named Selina Kyle (as Bruce Wayne), to whom he is visibly attracted. When Selina runs into trouble with a terrorist cartel known as The Red Claw (who wants the mountain lion sanctuary she was trying to protect), she decides to take matters into her own hands and investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152751 +0000" stop="20260915155016 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Leather Wings - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When a horrifying bat creature terrorizes Gotham City, the authorities conclude it must be Batman and put out an all-points bulletin on the Dark Knight . Meanwhile, Batman's investigation leads him to the laboratory of Kirk Langstrom, a prominent zoologist, who has been experimenting with a formula that turns him into the Man-Bat creature. Not only does Batman have to capture Man-Bat in order to save Langstrom, but also to set the police straight and clear his name</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155016 +0000" stop="20260915161243 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Ice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bitter scientist Victor Fries, as Mr. Freeze, attacks several divisions of Gothcorp, each time stealing a piece for a secret weapon he intends to build. Batman investigates the connections, and discovers that the start of Freeze's vendetta against Gothcorp was a bitter falling out between Fries and Gothcorp's CEO, Ferris Boyle, during which Boyle almost killed Fries (mutating him into Freeze) and presumably killed Fries' terminally ill wife, Nora. Batman must find a way to bring Boyle to justice before Freeze carries out his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161243 +0000" stop="20260915163508 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feat of Clay (1) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne is framed for the attempted murder of Lucius Fox. The real perpetrator is an actor and master of disguise named Matt Hagen, who was disfigured in a car accident years ago. In order to keep his fame, he secretly started working for Roland Daggett, who provides him with a monthly supply of an addictive face cream known as Renuyu (a pun on "Renew You") that can temporarily reshape his face back to normal, and who wants to take Wayne Enterprises over for marketing expansion. For botching the murder, Hagen's supply is cut off, and when he breaks into Daggett's lab for more Renuyu, he pays the price dearly when Daggett's men drench his face in the formula. Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne is arrested and taken into custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163508 +0000" stop="20260915165732 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feat of Clay (2) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne is released from prison on bail. Hagen, as it turns out, survived the murder attempt on him, but at a high cost: the formula entered his body and soaked every single one of his cells, mutating him into a shape-shifting mutant. With his newfound powers, Hagen, now calling himself Clayface, decides to take his revenge on Daggett and his men. Can Batman bring Daggett to justice and stop Clayface before innocent people are hurt?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165732 +0000" stop="20260915171959 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Never Too Late - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A mob war between crime bosses Rupert Thorne and Arnold Stromwell is nearing its end, and comes to a climax when Stromwell is set up to be killed in an exploding restaurant by Thorne. Batman saves him at the last moment, and persuades Stromwell to use his fall into disgrace to help him bring Thorne in, mostly for the sakes of his wife, his ill son and his estranged brother, as well as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171959 +0000" stop="20260915174221 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Favor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Charlie Collins accidentally curses at the Joker on the road for bumping him, the Clown Prince of Crime corners him and intimidates him into doing him a "small favor". Two years pass, and the Joker finally decides how to use Charlie: to sneak a bomb into Gotham University, where Commissioner Gordon is to give a speech at an award ceremony. Charlie, who merely has to open the door, is skeptical at first, but for the sake of his family, he reluctantly decides to obey. But is the Joker really the type to let someone who insulted him live?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174221 +0000" stop="20260915180449 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat and the Claw (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The leader of the Red Claw cartel (known herself only as Red Claw), attacks a military train and steals a viral plague, which she intends to plant on the resort and release if she isn't paid a ransom, leading to her first encounter with Batman, who is forced to let her flee. Around the same time, Red Claw and Batman discover that Catwoman and Selina Kyle are the same. Can Batman and Catwoman put aside their differences and work together to stop Red Claw before it's too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180449 +0000" stop="20260915182713 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Poison - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When District Attorney Harvey Dent collapses after a meal with Bruce Wayne and his fiancee Pamela Isley, it transpires that he has been poisoned. Batman must find the culprit and discover an antidote before Dent's time runs out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182713 +0000" stop="20260915184941 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing to Fear - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Batman encounters the Scarecrow and attempts to foil his scheme to burn down Gotham University, but in the process is exposed to the Scarecrow's fear gas, and is forced to face his own guilt over the deaths of his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184941 +0000" stop="20260915191212 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be a Clown - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mayor Hamilton Hill's miserable son, Jordan, becomes even sadder when his father uses his birthday party as a political gathering, and ends up stowing away in the truck of the circus performer hired by Hill for the party, whom he doesn't know is actually the Joker in disguise. It is now up to Batman, whom Mayor Hill distrusts, to rescue the boy before it's too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191212 +0000" stop="20260915193438 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment in Crime Alley - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Roland Daggett, with the help of two explosive experts, Crocker and Nitro, plans to destroy the infamous Crime Alley (while making it look like an underground accident) and use the land to expand his business empire, even if it means killing the residents or forcing them to abandon their homes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193438 +0000" stop="20260915195659 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.O.V. - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A botched police operation results in the suspension of those involved: Officer Wilkes, Officer Montoya and Harvey Bullock. Confronted by their superiors, each of them is forced to tell their tale of what happened that night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120401 +0000" stop="20260915122703 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Dark Knight! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The evil Morgaine Le Fey has taken over Camelot and Etrigan and turned everyone to stone! To thwart her plans, Merlin transports Batman and Green Arrow back in time to retrieve Excalibur, battle dragons and return King Arthur to the throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122703 +0000" stop="20260915124948 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Outsiders! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Batman teams up with the super-powered animal master B'wana Beast to take on Black Manta. Then he joins forces with Wildcat, his old mentor, to take down three super-powered teenage criminals known as "The Outsiders."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124948 +0000" stop="20260915131222 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dawn of the Dead Man! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Batman teams up with Deadman to take down Gentleman Ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131222 +0000" stop="20260915133438 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall of the Blue Beetle! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Batman and Ted Kord (the second Blue Beetle) try to regain the scarab from Jarvis Kord to whom Ted Kord lent it in order to find a way to get it to work. Two years later, the current Blue Beetle researches his roots following Batman's battle with Doctor Polaris. This leads him to Hub City and the lair of the Blue Beetle. Using Ted's Bug vehicle, Jaime finds himself on Science Island where he encounters Jarvis Kord (who is posing as Ted Kord). He asks the Beetle to activate an army of peaceful robots. His true goal is conquer the world and put an end to all the wars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133438 +0000" stop="20260915135647 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of the Bat! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Batman is stricken down by a disease, the Atom must miniaturize himself and with Aquaman must travel into the Caped Crusader's body to cure him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135647 +0000" stop="20260915141913 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes of Despero! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Batman teams up with G'nort, Guy Gardner and Sinestro to battle Despero, a three-eyed alien conqueror who plans to destroy the Green Lantern Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141913 +0000" stop="20260915144217 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Fearsome Fangs! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Batman and the Bronze Tiger team up for a kungfu battle against the Terrible Trio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144217 +0000" stop="20260915150441 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Cover for Batman! (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Batman takes the place of his villainous counterpart Owlman to infiltrate a parallel world's Crime Syndicate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150441 +0000" stop="20260915152705 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over for Owlman! (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Batman battles the Crime Syndicate on an alternate Earth, his counterpart Owlman assembles a host of villains to run rampant across Batman's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152705 +0000" stop="20260915154911 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Space! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Batman comes to the aid of the Question, who has been captured by the balance-obsessed Equinox. Then Batman travels to the planet Ranagar to help Adam Strange repel alien invaders. Along the way Batman picks up a strangely depressed Aquaman who lacks his typical exuberance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154911 +0000" stop="20260915161202 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trials of the Demon! - S01E15</title>
    <desc>In 19th century London, Jason Blood aka The Demon Etrigan has been framed for supernatural attacks perpetrated by Gentleman Ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161202 +0000" stop="20260915163507 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Huntress! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Blue Beetle develops a crush on the slightly older and far-more-dangerous femme fatale Huntress, but there is little time for love with Baby Face busting his gang out of prison for a major heist!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163507 +0000" stop="20260915165729 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menace of the Conqueror Caveman! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>31st Century Booster Gold travels back 100 centuries to join Batman and become a celebrity hero. In his quest for fame, he unwittingly enables the immortal tyrant Vandal Savage to carry out his nefarious plot of turning everyone into cavemen and taking over the world!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165729 +0000" stop="20260915171941 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Color of Revenge! - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin team up again, but it's not like it always was -- there was a reason Robin left to go work on his own. As Crazy Quilt comes after Robin for revenge, all the dirty laundry comes out between the dynamic duo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171941 +0000" stop="20260915174245 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends of the Dark Mite! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Batman's biggest fan, BatMite, is also his biggest nightmare when the 5th dimensional imp pops up and in an effort to make Batman a better hero, throws Gotham City into chaos. Kidnapping the Dark Knight and traveling to the surreal 5th dimension, the adventure continues with references to many of the classic villains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174245 +0000" stop="20260915180508 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail the Tornado Tyrant! - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Red Tornado decides to create a "son," but a villain's attack transform his newborn into a villain calling itself the Tornado Tyrant! But before assisting the android hero, Batman must first team up with Green Arrow to battle the Joker and Catwoman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180508 +0000" stop="20260915182800 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Double Crossers! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to War World, the Old West bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight. After a change of heart, Hex and Batman team up to take down the violent empire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182800 +0000" stop="20260915185102 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Bat on Earth! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gorilla Grodd travels to the future where intelligent animals rule humans -- Batman follows him and teams with Kamandi (the Last Boy on Earth) to bring him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185102 +0000" stop="20260915191313 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When OMAC Attacks! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The all-American fighting machine OMAC is pitted against the equally destructive Shrapnel in a chaotic fight to the finish, but the architect behind the battle is the mysterious, balance-obsessed villain Libra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191313 +0000" stop="20260915193620 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayhem of the Music Meister! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Music Meister causes mayhem so Batman and Canary will have to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193620 +0000" stop="20260915195926 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside the Outsiders! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Granny Goodness and Darksied want revenge on slugs death on the outsiders by conquering earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121612 +0000" stop="20260915132554 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cachino Woods - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Test the duo's luck and help them win more keys in this forest world, where they whack the Mole Monster and find treasure from the Dicey Vine Monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132554 +0000" stop="20260915143703 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neon Cove - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Which of Kitty's power bows will beat the Hydra Monster? Dive underwater in this future fashion capital — and break into ZaZa's mansion — to find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143703 +0000" stop="20260915154600 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acidic Dunes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Roam the sugar sand and rotten tooth caves of this desert land as Kitty and Orc battle the Mirage Monster and reveal what the deal is with ZaZa's mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154600 +0000" stop="20260915165830 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Web Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beware the Glitch Witches in this forest of terrifying trees and dead data, where Kitty and ZaZa are forced to team up. (What's scarier than that?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165830 +0000" stop="20260915181105 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Co. Docks - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Navigate the crew through this polluted pirate harbor in the clouds to face the Crate Monster — and bring Kitty and Orc even closer to the final level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181105 +0000" stop="20260915185118 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient Ruins - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This mythical place is no longer a mystery! The Last Monster awaits in the Ancient Ruins. Will Kitty be crowned the ultimate champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185118 +0000" stop="20260915194359 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warrior Beach - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ready to face off with the first monster? Kitty and Orc's quest begins on Battle Island's sandy shores — where rival warrior ZaZa Royale is waiting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132405 +0000" stop="20260915144743 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop! Hammer Time! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Legendary hammer-bot Beta returns to face off with Rotator, one of the deadliest horizontal spinners on the planet. Later, two rising stars attempt to stake their claim in the contest as Gruff pits its duel-flamethrowers against Hypershock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144743 +0000" stop="20260915161119 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood, Sweat and Gears - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Former Giant Nut winner Tombstone takes on rookie Slap Box and the part-frog, part-killer robot Ribbot takes on the feline-inspired MadCatter. Giant walker-bot Chomp makes its debut and End Game takes on Bloodsport in a messy main event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161119 +0000" stop="20260915173458 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin City Slasher - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Last season’s runner-up Witch Doctor faces Kraken. Vegas newcomer Jackpot rolls the dice against veteran Ghost Raptor and flipper Hydra has an enormous surprise in store for HUGE.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173458 +0000" stop="20260915185836 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Undefeated - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Sparks are flying at the midpoint of the season as Valkyrie and Rotator square off in a battle of hard-hitting horizontal spinners. Undefeated bots Malice and MadCatter duke it out and Uppercut takes on bad-bot Sawblaze in an explosive main event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124251 +0000" stop="20260915133216 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saga of a Star World (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When the fleet stops at the planet Carillon to refuel and pick up supplies, a newly-elected member of the Council seizes power from Commander Adama. Boomer and Starbuck check out a shady casino resort on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133216 +0000" stop="20260915142116 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saga of a Star World (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While most of the crew members from Galactica enjoy themselves in the casino, Apollo and Starbuck discover a dark secret in the mines below.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142116 +0000" stop="20260915151019 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Planet of the Gods (1) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Apollo and Starbuck discover a void in space. Commander Adama is convinced that this void will lead them to the planet Kobol, and orders they go through.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151019 +0000" stop="20260915155913 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Planet of the Gods (2) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Commander Adama leads the rag-tag fleet of ships to the planet Kobol, where he hopes to find clues of Earth's location, the Viper pilots contract a disease, making it necessary for the women to take on fighter patrol duties. But the traitor Baltar leads the Cylons in an attack on the Galactica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155913 +0000" stop="20260915164800 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Warrior - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Apollo is marooned on a Western Frontier-like planet, where he meets a woman and her son ... and a damaged Cylon, known as Red Eye, who has become a notorious gunslinger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164800 +0000" stop="20260915173659 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Patrol - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Starbuck is assigned to test a new ultra-fast, but unarmed, Viper with a talking computer named CORA; but when he meets a bootlegger, who steals the Viper, Starbuck finds himself arrested by the Galactic Police of a prison planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173659 +0000" stop="20260915182542 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gun on Ice Planet Zero (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Baltar attempts to lure Galactica into range of a gigantic pulsar cannon.  Adama becomes aware of the trap and sends in a team of commandos to destroy it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182542 +0000" stop="20260915191437 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gun on Ice Planet Zero (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Apollo and Starbuck lead a group of convicts on a possible suicide mission to destroy the cannon, which is located on an icy planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123522 +0000" stop="20260915132218 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daybreak (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Adama and the Galactica crew stake the survival of the human race on their plan to rescue Hera from the Cylon colony in this, the series finale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132218 +0000" stop="20260915140702 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>33 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the Cylon sneak attack, the ragtag fleet of human survivors is forced to play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with their pursuers. Every 33 minutes, they make a jump to a new location. And every 33 minutes, the Cylons manage to find them. The pilots are on the brink of exhaustion, relying on artificial stimulants to keep fighting, and the civilians are beginning to doubt the leadership of Commander Adama and President Roslin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140702 +0000" stop="20260915145042 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lt. Sharon Valerii wakes up soaking wet in the tool room with an explosive charge in her duffel bag. Shortly afterward, a mysterious explosion destroys all the port-side water tanks on Galactica, creating a crisis for the entire fleet. Sharon can't remember a thing, but all the evidence points to her as a saboteur. She confesses her concern to Chief Tyrol, but he can't believe she's responsible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145042 +0000" stop="20260915153427 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bastille Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The fleet has found a source of water, but who will take on the difficult and dangerous job of mining it from the icy planet? Commander Adama and President Roslin send Lee to the Astral Queen, a prisoner transport ship, with an offer for its inmates: Volunteer for this mission and earn "freedom points".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153427 +0000" stop="20260915161803 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act of Contrition - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a flight deck accident kills 13 pilots and wounds many others, Kara is thrust into service as a flight instructor and ordered to turn a group of civilian pilots and academy washouts into full-fledged Viper pilots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161803 +0000" stop="20260915170149 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Go Home Again - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Lt. Kara Thrace goes missing in action after encountering a Cylon patrol while on a training mission, Commander Adama feels responsible — especially in light of her recent admission that she blames herself for his son Zak's death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170149 +0000" stop="20260915174531 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Litmus - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When a new copy of Doral, a Cylon who had been previously exposed while serving as the Galactica's public-relations officer, sneaks aboard and blows himself up, killing three people, Commander Adama and President Roslin must finally make public the terrifying secret known only to a select few: Cylons now look like humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174531 +0000" stop="20260915182918 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Degrees of Separation - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Baltar and the Number Six who lives in his head have a falling out, she abandons him, only to surface a short while later aboard the Galactica. But now she's called Shelley Godfrey, everyone can see her, and she's telling them that she has evidence, passed on by the late Dr. Amarak, that will prove Baltar sold out the human race to the Cylons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182918 +0000" stop="20260915191304 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flesh and Bone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A Cylon, who calls himself Leoben, is discovered on one of the ships in the fleet. Commander Adama sends Kara to interrogate him — or, rather, it. The Cylon tells Kara that he planted a nuclear device on one of the ships. Although she doesn't believe it, Kara passes on the warning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191304 +0000" stop="20260915195649 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down - S01E09</title>
    <desc>President Roslin's fears that Commander Adama is a Cylon are stoked when she learns he's making secret wireless calls to other ships. Then, to make things worse, a single Cylon raider appears near the Galactica and begins acting strangely after being damaged in battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123634 +0000" stop="20260915131905 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Royal Open Barbecue - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Nearly 500 professional and amateur barbecue teams compete for more than $40,000 in prizes at the American Royal Open in Kansas City, Mo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131905 +0000" stop="20260915140140 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamond State BBQ - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the temperature falls during the Diamond State BBQ Championship in Dover, Del.; Harry's former teammate, Gary, competes on his own; Tuffy does Myron a favor that might hurt his own chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140140 +0000" stop="20260915144415 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pig Jig - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Myron is on his home turf as he defends his title at the Big Pig Jig, the oldest barbecue event in Georgia; Tuffy faces a double challenge as he attempts his first whole hog on a new pit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144415 +0000" stop="20260915152651 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Trigg's Shootout - S01E08</title>
    <desc>"Godfather of Ribs"' Johnny Trigg challenges his closest friends and fiercest rivals to an all-ribs showdown in Texas; for the first time ever, the cooks watch the judges' reactions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152651 +0000" stop="20260915161022 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butt Out! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Four pitmasters go head to head to prove their pork butt is the best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161022 +0000" stop="20260915165357 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roasted Development - S02E02</title>
    <desc>One Pitmaster is headed into an ambulance; the rest compete to be invited into the finale.</desc>
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    <title>Up In Smoke! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The challenge, brisket; tempers flare while the pits are low and slow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173631 +0000" stop="20260915182006 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Moment To Spare - S02E04</title>
    <desc>BBQ favorite, spare ribs; contestants face a prehistoric challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182006 +0000" stop="20260915190241 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Play - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Four contestants face off against a Turducken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190241 +0000" stop="20260915194616 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Home the Bacon - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The five BBQ Pitmaster winners from this season come together to face the most difficult of BBQ challenges: the whole hog on old fashioned cinder block pits. Only one can win the Kingsford Cup, the $100,000 prize and be named BBQ ...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121341 +0000" stop="20260915123521 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Chases - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred switches places with the tour guide at a history museum to give him a chance to lead the gang in solving a mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123521 +0000" stop="20260915125702 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Quiet Scooby-Doo! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>To solve the mystery of a creepy Crystal Crawler, the gang must venture into the Crystal Canopy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125702 +0000" stop="20260915131834 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Like It's 1899 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang play new roles at a murder mystery party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131834 +0000" stop="20260915134027 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screama Donna - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The gang pretend to be a band to investigate a ghostly musician.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134027 +0000" stop="20260915140211 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitchen Frightmare - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While visiting Shaggy's and Scooby's food mentor, they have to help out in the restaurant while solving the mystery of the yeti attacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140211 +0000" stop="20260915142356 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself, and A.I. - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While the gang was enjoying a tour of a robot factory, a robot butler becomes self-aware and tries to do in all the humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142356 +0000" stop="20260915144525 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Area 51 Adjacent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang get arrested by the army, accused of being the aliens that crash-landed in the desert earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144525 +0000" stop="20260915150715 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will, There's a Wraith - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Scooby gets an inheritance from a rich man he once saved. But, to collect on it, the gang spend a night in a creepy mansion with the rich man's strange relatives and a spooky phantom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150715 +0000" stop="20260915152849 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Christmas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A pterodactyl terrorizes the town at Christmas as Daphne tries to celebrate her birthday and Fred keeps trying to make the mystery into a Christmas one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152849 +0000" stop="20260915155048 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Can't Scooby-Doo the Time, Don't Scooby-Doo the Crime - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Fred visits a high security prison and ends up investigating the ghost of an escaped inmate who's wreaking havoc on it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155048 +0000" stop="20260915161305 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gremlin on a Plane - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The gang get to ride the first test flight on the biggest plane in the world, the Air Gigantica. They learn of a gremlin trying to destroy this plane and search for it during the flight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161305 +0000" stop="20260915163447 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorcerer Snacks Scare - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A sorceror takes over a snack factory for a new snack Scooby and Shaggy love, so the gang step in to capture him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163447 +0000" stop="20260915165634 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saga of the Swamp Beast - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While the gang visits New Orleans (and Daphne pretends to be a vampire), they encounter a Creature from the Black Bayou that's keeping everyone out of the swamp lands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165634 +0000" stop="20260915171805 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Cold, Scooby-Doo! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The gang hits the ski slopes, although Daphne's more focused on nailing Fred with a revenge snowball. Their snowy fun is soon interrupted by the appearance of an evil Snowman Monster eager to scare all trespassers off his mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171805 +0000" stop="20260915173955 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giant Problems - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The gang visit Ireland for a castle Daphne's family just found out they own, and they learn a giant is coming to destroy them all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173955 +0000" stop="20260915180236 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Crow - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The gang visits a farm that is haunted by a creepy scarecrow ghost. Fred wants to impress the farmer's daughter with his skills in mystery solving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180236 +0000" stop="20260915182345 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Scooby Dooby Do - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Taking part in a wedding of two close friends, best man Shaggy and maid of honor Daphne try to save the perfect day from being ruined by a ghost bride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182345 +0000" stop="20260915184515 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Bandito - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the gang attends a Day of the Dead festival in Mexico, Fred thinks he can become a legend if he captures the ghost of the criminal El Bandito for the town locals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184515 +0000" stop="20260915190638 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Mouth of Madcap - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A killer clown surfaces at an amusement park. Daphne agrees to babysit her friend's son, which puts a cramp in Fred's mystery-solving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190638 +0000" stop="20260915192750 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Norse Case Scenario - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The gang help campers who are being terrorized by viking ghosts, but Daphne has a plan of her own to earn more Ranger patches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192750 +0000" stop="20260915194918 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The People vs. Fred Jones - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Fred goes on trial for posing as a rampaging mutant and Daphne serves as his lawyer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121047 +0000" stop="20260915123148 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill Fits the Bill - S24E11</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Marc Murphy and Chef Anne Burrell want to rake Bobby Flay over the coals. They'll have help from two grill masters, Chef David Bancroft and BBQ champion Susie Bulloch, as they show no chill trying to grill Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123148 +0000" stop="20260915125248 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sibling Rivalry - S24E12</title>
    <desc>Siblings Matt and Lisa Storch take their rivalry to the next level when they challenge each other for a chance to try and torch Bobby Flay. Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli and Damaris Phillips are there to cheer them on to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125248 +0000" stop="20260915131349 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Cake Walk - S24E13</title>
    <desc>Bobby Flay will have to cake it until he makes it in this sprinkle-filled pastry battle. Chopped's Alex Guarnaschelli and Geoffrey Zakarian scoured the land to bring in two talented pastry chefs, Erica Land and Jacqueline Joy Dino, to sprinkle the kitchen with sugar and spice and a loss for Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131349 +0000" stop="20260915133450 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Grill! - S25E01</title>
    <desc>The BBQ princess, Leslie Roark Scott, goes up against the queen of pork, Jess DeSham Timmons, for a chance to grill Bobby Flay. Racecar driving legend Danica Patrick and Food Network's Eddie Jackson try to wave the checkered flag on Bobby’s victory lap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133450 +0000" stop="20260915135550 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Lovin' - S25E02</title>
    <desc>The summer heat wave takes hold of the kitchen, and Chef Carla Hall tries to beat the heat with TV announcer Steve Higgins. They recruit red-hot chefs Kathy Sidell and Vinson Petrillo to light a fire under Bobby Flay and take him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135550 +0000" stop="20260915141651 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gives You Goosebumps - S25E03</title>
    <desc>The star ingredient gives everyone goosebumps, including Chopped's Scott Conant and comedic actress Cheri Oteri. Texas chef Nick Walker and Bosnian chef Senada Grbic hope to return the favor to Bobby Flay with a win in the second round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141651 +0000" stop="20260915143752 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Nuts! - S25E04</title>
    <desc>Christmas Cookie Challenge pals Ree Drummond and Eddie Jackson join forces to decide who has what it takes to get the job done against Bobby Flay. Seafood specialist Chef Ian Rough must battle California ranch chef Anthony Endy for a chance to go against the master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143752 +0000" stop="20260915145852 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superchef, Supermodel - S25E05</title>
    <desc>Superchef Anne Burrell teams up with supermodel Gigi Hadid to give Bobby Flay a real taste of the spotlight. They're hoping international chefs Melissa Araujo and Max Robbins can blind Bobby with their brilliance and cat-walk out with a win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145852 +0000" stop="20260915151953 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat Bobby Flay: The Musical - S25E06</title>
    <desc>Things get lyrical in the kitchen when Food Network's Damaris Phillips gets TV host Jaymee Sire to join her sing-along that doesn't end, much to Bobby Flay's annoyance. They get culinary assistance from French chef Remi Granger and Philadelphia native Elijah Milligan, who both hope to strike a victorious chord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151953 +0000" stop="20260915154054 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So Much Shade - S25E07</title>
    <desc>Chopped's Scott Conant brings in the A-list talent when he recruits the help of actress Vivica A. Fox to throw shade at Bobby Flay. Hoping Bobby freezes under the pressure are French master Chef Nico Romo and Caribbean enthusiast Chef Peter Prime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154054 +0000" stop="20260915160154 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh-Squeezed - S25E08</title>
    <desc>Iron Chef Michael Symon and Chopped's Amanda Frietag are ready to make sure Bobby Flay goes home empty-handed. Chef Carrie Eagle from Jacksonville, Fla., soars into the arena to take on Cincinnati stalwart Jose Salazar, and both chefs are looking to squeeze out a win against Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160154 +0000" stop="20260915162255 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somewhere Over the Rainbow - S25E09</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Alex Guarnaschelli and Chef Michael Voltaggio love nothing more than getting Bobby Flay beat. They're cheering on fine dining expert Jennifer Dewasha and seafood aficionado Devin Bozkaya, who are ready to battle for a chance at the throne with a win against Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162255 +0000" stop="20260915164355 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's All Gouda - S25E10</title>
    <desc>Emotions run high as Anne Burrell and Michael Voltaggio bring in two young chefs to challenge Bobby Flay; the two up-and-comers, Dafna Mizrahi and Jose DeJesus, specialize in Mexican cuisine, and they're not going to play nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164355 +0000" stop="20260915170456 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Global - S25E11</title>
    <desc>Chef Richard Blais recruits TV personality Laura Vitale to try to knock Bobby Flay down a peg or two; they enlist the help of global food enthusiasts chef Reza Setayesh and chef Andy Gaynor to make Bobby's world spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170456 +0000" stop="20260915172557 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Masa-ing With Me! - S25E12</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Jet Tila and Chef Carla Hall are hoping to get sweet revenge over Bobby Flay. They bring in Asian food specialists Chef Dan Jacobs and Chef Tony Nguyen to dodge Bobby's curveballs and take home a win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172557 +0000" stop="20260915174657 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dynamic Duo - S25E13</title>
    <desc>Formidable duo Michael Symon and Giada De Laurentiis reunite to continue their winning streak against Bobby Flay. They've brought in Italian master chefs Jessica Gamble and Fabrizio Schenardi to challenge Bobby with a dish he's never won before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174657 +0000" stop="20260915180758 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sticky Situation - S25E14</title>
    <desc>Bobby Flay will have to cake it until he makes it in this fun-filled pastry battle. Chopped's Alex Guarnaschelli and Geoffrey Zakarian bring in two talented pastry chefs, Erica Land and Jacqueline Joy Dino, to sprinkle the kitchen with sugar and spice and a loss for Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180758 +0000" stop="20260915182859 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S25E15</title>
    <desc>Things get a little crazy when two teams of chefs try to tag-team Bobby Flay out of his own kitchen. Duo Iesha Williams and Nirva Israel-Llorca go toe-to-toe with Mark and DeAnna Germano for a chance to double down on a win. SNL's Heidi Gardner pairs up with Food Network's Katie Lee to give Bobby a double dose of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182859 +0000" stop="20260915184959 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare Before Pastry - S25E16</title>
    <desc>Katie Lee and Zac Young want to scare up a victory over Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184959 +0000" stop="20260915191100 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About That Baste - S25E17</title>
    <desc>Damaris Phillips and Casey Webb team up for a Turkey Day takedown of Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191100 +0000" stop="20260915193201 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mustache Takeover - S26E01</title>
    <desc>Chefs Saransh Oberoi and Tom Cuomo bring their skills and enviable moustaches to the kitchen to intimidate Bobby Flay on two levels; David Burtka and Donatella Arpaia are there to cheer them on and perhaps convince Bobby to grow some facial hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193201 +0000" stop="20260915195301 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>25 Ingredients or Less - S26E02</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis brings in pal Meredith Vieira to try to beat Bobby Flay in 25 ingredients or less. Chefs Marcos Campos and Nicholas Poulmetis try not to slip up on the star ingredient for a shot at taking down the king.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121003 +0000" stop="20260915123458 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Call Your Name - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After a game of bugball, Walter and Jay have an argument about their gameplay, and refuse to talk to each other. The others stage an elaborate ruse to help them make amends. The pair resolve their differences and learn to play as a team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123458 +0000" stop="20260915125953 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With a Little Help From My Friends - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After watching Walter perform, an ambitious Buzz tries to put on a show all by herself. Jay runs away after ruining the Village Art Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125953 +0000" stop="20260915132448 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Back - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Jay accidentally ruins his friends' work at the village art show, he runs away to a farm, feeling embarrassed and ashamed. The bugs go after Jay to let him know they forgive his mistake. He apologizes and returns home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132448 +0000" stop="20260915134943 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Moonlight - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A dejected Mr. Moonlight leaves the Beat Bugs in total darkness. Crick proves himself an MVP when Mee-Yow the Cat crashes the Bug Games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134943 +0000" stop="20260915141438 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Place - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Crick doesn't win any medals at the annual Bug Games, he feels disappointed and untalented. But when the backyard cat threatens to ruin the award ceremony, Crick saves the day using his own special talents and wins the Bug of the Games award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141438 +0000" stop="20260915143933 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Can Work it Out - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During a mountain climbing competition, Jay and Walter have a disagreement when Walter believes Jay is pushing him too hard and Jay thinks Walter isn't trying hard enough. Jay then tries to climb the mountain without his partner, but when he has an accidental fall, he and Walter learn how to use each other's talents to work as a team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143933 +0000" stop="20260915150428 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Walter longs for a performer for a friend, and feels at home when the circus, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, comes to town. Walter is invited to assist in the ringmaster duties, and, impressed with his talent, Sgt. Pepper asks him to take over the role permanently. Walter decides to leave with the circus, but is in turn convinced by the Beat Bugs to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150428 +0000" stop="20260915152923 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Time is Here Again - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time and Buzz has her heart set on meeting Christmas Beetle, after she sends him a letter requesting a visit. The Beat Bugs try to keep Buzz awake on Christmas eve to help her fulfill her wish. They all fall asleep and miss seeing Christmas Beetle, however in the morning, Buzz tracks down her hero and her wish comes true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152923 +0000" stop="20260915155418 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive My Car - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The bugs meet a remote-controlled car named Dee-structor, who has no idea who controls him, and is saddened by this lack of power and choice. Crick breaks off the car's antenna and allows Dee-structor to finally take control of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155418 +0000" stop="20260915161913 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow Never Knows - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Julia loses her rainbow brooch in the backyard and the bugs set off to find it. Once Kumi spots it, the friends use the ornament as a boat to sail back to the Big House across puddles of rain. They then leave the brooch in the garden for Julia to find.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161913 +0000" stop="20260915164408 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nowhere Man - S02E12</title>
    <desc>On their way to go camping, the Beat Bugs lose their map and become lost. While searching for the map, the friends meet the elusive Nowhere Man, who turns out to be a worm named Warren, who is not as scary as he once seemed. Warren helps the bugs find their way home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164408 +0000" stop="20260915170903 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strawberry Fields Forever - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While in the strawberry fields, the bugs warn a trio of hungry mynah birds not to eat too much, as they fear there might not be enough strawberries to last forever. The friends think of a plan, involving a scarecrow, to send the birds away and save the fields.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170903 +0000" stop="20260915173358 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Your Bird Can Sing / I'll Follow the Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jay decides to visit the Big House for his holiday while the other bugs explore the Wonders of the Village. However, when neither of the expeditions go as planned, Blackbird helps Jay finally see the house up close. / Kumi is upset when she finds out that Blackbird's wing has healed and she will be leaving the garden to rejoin her flock. Kumi tries to get her friend to stay, but later realises that Blackbird belongs with her flock and she must say goodbye.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173358 +0000" stop="20260915175853 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleanor Rigby / I'm So Tired - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A duo of filmmaking flies arrive to capture footage of an elusive creature, rumoured to be named Eleanor Rigby, who has been roaming the village. In a moment of truth, the figure turns out to be Kumi, but the filmmakers are disheartened that they have not found the "real" Eleanor Rigby. The flies vow to continue their search. / The Mudwasps are renovating their home and the noise is keeping the Beat Bugs awake at night, so the friends volunteer to lend a hand in the constructions. The bugs make a mess of the house, but the Mudwasps love it anyway, leaving them all free to get some sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175853 +0000" stop="20260915182348 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey Bulldog / I'm Happy Just to Dance with You - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Crick uses a speech decoding machine to find out more about his new friend Bulldog. The bugs discover he is a stray and has dreams of becoming a sheepdog. The humans of the Big House decide to keep Bulldog as a pet, who is beyond pleased to become a guard dog for the family. / The bugs find an old chess table top in the garbage and decide to use it as the dance floor for a dress-up dance party. Milli Pede and Morgs are hesitant to attend, but Jay helps them find the confidence to step outside of their comfort zones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182348 +0000" stop="20260915184843 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Won't Be Long / Any Time at All - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A human has been gardening in the backyard, and Buzz and Morgs fall into a deep hole in the ground. The other bugs plan to use Doris's rope ladder to get them out, but before they can come to the rescue, Buzz discovers a tunnel which leads the pair out of the hole. / Buzz has an encounter with Meow the cat which leaves her too scared to go outside. The bugs give her a device allowing her to call for their help at any time. However, when Buzz calls upon the bugs' help too much, her friends fail to come to her rescue when a real emergency strikes, leaving Buzz to face the cat alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184843 +0000" stop="20260915191338 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Mr Postman / Across the Universe - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Buzz hurts her ankle on the way to the beach and is ordered to bed rest. With Postman Bee's help, the bugs send a letter to Blackbird asking her to help cheer up Buzz with a visit, as she once had a broken wing herself. Blackbird arrives and spends some time with the bugs at the beach. / The bugs' home is at stake when the humans of the house decide to pave the backyard with concrete. The friends float in bubbles up to the Big House to ask Julia to save the garden. As a result, the young girl hears the bugs and convinces her mother to leave the backyard as it is.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Jay bonks his head and loses his memory, Lucy and the Beat Bugs work together to try and help him remember who he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192835 +0000" stop="20260915194332 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paperback Writer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Self-Conscious Kumi doesn't want anyone to see the book she's been working on. But the secrets out when a breeze blows he pages everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194332 +0000" stop="20260915195829 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After something mysterious wafts through the garden, the Beat Bugs are "cursed" and can't stop speaking in rhyming verse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122907 +0000" stop="20260915131028 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chimes at Midnight - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Diana flees from Gabriel's goons. Vincent surrenders himself to Gabriel and is locked in a cage. To torment Vincent Gabriel begins to show him footage of when he was trying to find Catherine. When he thinks that Vincent has been tortured enough he changes it to films of Vincent's son. This is the first time that Vincent has ever seen his son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131028 +0000" stop="20260915135208 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invictus - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Vincent breaks free and is barely in time when he burst through the door of the nursery where Gabriel is getting ready to suffocate the baby. Vincent attacks him and would probably have killed him if Diana had not burst in and told him to stop. To keep Gabriel away from Vincent and the baby Diana is forced to shoot him. Vincent then takes the baby and goes below. He names the child Jacob after Father. During the naming ceremony Catherine is shown behind Vincent as if she is his gaurdian angel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135208 +0000" stop="20260915143250 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Forests of the Night - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Rolley is shot while trying to rob a liquor store. He then returns below. Vincent destroys Gabriel's drug house. Vincent entrusts Snow's ring to Diana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143250 +0000" stop="20260915151500 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reckoning - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Father recieves a letter from an old flame and goes above to see her. The woman's name was Jessica. Father even considers staying above permanently. Helpers are being killed by strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151500 +0000" stop="20260915155713 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacies - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The son of a past cave-in victim wants revenge on Father. He tries to bury him alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155713 +0000" stop="20260915163949 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Time in the City of New York - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Catherine Chandler comes from a rich family. She works for her father at his law firm. Her life is full of people that are nothing more than acquaintences. She feels as if everything in her life is superficial. While at yet another party she decides to just leave. As she is walking through the park she is mistaken for someone else and is pulled into a van full of thugs. They slash her face and beat her up, then they push her out of the van and leave her for dead. A shadowy figure appears and carries her to secret set of forgotten tunnels below the city. There he bandages her wounds and helps to nourish her back to health. One day when Catherine is feeling better and has regained her some of her strength she begins to take the bandages off of her face. She walks to the wall and finds something to look into and she sees what the thugs have done to her face for the first time. Then she sees finally who her rescuer was. She screams at his apperance and throws what she was looking in at him</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163949 +0000" stop="20260915172026 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Savior - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A slasher that kills with claws and leaves the victims looking as if they were mauled by a bear is on the prowl. He attacks on the subway. Most of his victims are older. When Catherine finds out about the case she starts to suspect Vincent as she remembers how he rescued her from the attackers in the safe house. She talks to him about it. In a way this upsets him, but he tells her that it is not him. She is relieved when she finds out for sure that it is not him. Especially since the true culprit is a very unexpected source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172026 +0000" stop="20260915180054 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siege - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Catherine falls for megabucks developer, Elliot Birch. Elderly people are being thrown out of their homes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180054 +0000" stop="20260915184313 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Way Down - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vincent is blinded after an explosion and must escape a street gang that is holding him hostage. Once he is free he must find his way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184313 +0000" stop="20260915192350 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masques - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Halloween night Vincent goes above to meet an Irish writer named Brigit O' Donnell. Halloween is the only night that Vincent is safe above. Catherine is at the same party. Eventually they wind up spending the evening together as Catherine shows Vincent her world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120407 +0000" stop="20260915121849 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride of Butt-Head - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to "get some;" Beavis wants to watch.
videos:   Pantera - "This Love"   The Murmurs - "You Suck"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121849 +0000" stop="20260915122653 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.
videos:   Rolling Stones - "Love Is Strong"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122653 +0000" stop="20260915123409 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodshop - S07E22</title>
    <desc>During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.   videos:    Sugartooth - "Sold My Fortune"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123409 +0000" stop="20260915124114 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.V. Violence - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.
videos:   R.E.M. - "Shiny Happy People"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124114 +0000" stop="20260915124903 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canned - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.
videos:   Shaggy - "Boombastic"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124903 +0000" stop="20260915125733 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage Band - S07E25</title>
    <desc>The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it...all in one day.
videos:   Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125733 +0000" stop="20260915130256 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Impotence - S07E26</title>
    <desc>The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130256 +0000" stop="20260915131047 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle That is Beavis - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131047 +0000" stop="20260915131720 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Cart - S07E28</title>
    <desc>The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.
videos:   Stone Temple Pilots - "Vasoline"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131720 +0000" stop="20260915132431 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventors - S07E29</title>
    <desc>After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the "Butt Scratcher 2000"and try to sell it.
videos:   Tori Amos - "God"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132431 +0000" stop="20260915133157 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die Fly, Die! - S07E30</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.
videos:   Beastie Boys - "Pass The Mic"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133157 +0000" stop="20260915134036 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drinking Butt-ies - S07E31</title>
    <desc>The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.
videos:   Weezer - "Buddy Holly"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134036 +0000" stop="20260915134817 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work is Death - S07E32</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head try to earn workman's compensation...the hard way.
videos:   Foo Fighters - "I'll Stick Around"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134817 +0000" stop="20260915135531 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakdown - S07E33</title>
    <desc>The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.
videos:   Doctor Dre' - "Keep Their Heads Ringin'"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135531 +0000" stop="20260915140258 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation Day - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem.  Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.
videos:   Janet Jackson - "You Want This"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140258 +0000" stop="20260915141035 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head - S07E35</title>
    <desc>The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.
videos:   Hum - "Stars"   Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Ride"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141035 +0000" stop="20260915141620 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speech Therapy - S07E36</title>
    <desc>The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141620 +0000" stop="20260915142420 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave it to Beavis - S07E37</title>
    <desc>Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.
videos:   Korn - "Blind"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142420 +0000" stop="20260915143239 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butt Flambé - S07E38</title>
    <desc>Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.
videos:   Vanilla Ice - "I Love You"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143239 +0000" stop="20260915143745 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Founding Losers - S07E39</title>
    <desc>Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143745 +0000" stop="20260915145903 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beavis and Butt-Head are Dead - S07E40</title>
    <desc>After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead. In the teachers' lounge at Highland High, Mr. Van Driessen wants to mourn Beavis and Butt-head by "celebrating their lives;" Principal McVicker wants to cash in on the tragedy by holding a fundraiser for the school; Buzzcut is just happy they're dead. Flashbacks a-plenty as the supporting cast recalls their fond memories of Beavis and Butt-head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145903 +0000" stop="20260915151923 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolves of Highland - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151923 +0000" stop="20260915153932 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daughter's Hand / Tech Support - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The boys learn a new way to score by watching old movies. / Beavis and Butt-head are accidentally hired as tech support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153932 +0000" stop="20260915160014 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Cornholio - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head is really screwed when a visit to the hospital once again awakens The Great Cornoholio in Beavis. But two rooms over, the leader of a cult has died. Is the Great Cornholio destined to be the cult's idiot savior? Cornholio's hopped up babble certainly sounds holy, and the idiot worship begins. Soon they're promised to be with their pick of the ladies. Will they mess this one up? You bet your bunghole!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160014 +0000" stop="20260915162118 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drones - S09E06</title>
    <desc>At ease, gentlemen! When Van Driessen takes the class on a field trip to a military base, it's Beavis and Butt-Head in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission. They feel the need for speed, but is it a video game or real life? When these two are in the hot seat, it's only a matter of time before the general has their head! (Huh-huh, he said 'head.')</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162118 +0000" stop="20260915164119 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supersize Me / Bathroom Break - S09E07</title>
    <desc>In a parody of Super Size Me, the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity, eating fast food for 30 days straight. / At Burger World, Butt-Head realizes that he gets paid when he goes to the bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164119 +0000" stop="20260915170201 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rat / Spill - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head discover that they have a rat in the house and try to catch it. / An oil spill draws hot hippies to the shoreline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170201 +0000" stop="20260915172226 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doomsday / Dumb Design - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head hope the apocalypse helps them score. / The boys consider religion when it gets them out of class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172226 +0000" stop="20260915174238 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Machine / Holding - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Beavis struggles to refrain from copying his butt. / The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174238 +0000" stop="20260915180317 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Used Car / Bounty Hunters - S09E15</title>
    <desc>No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good? / Beavis and Butt-Head get inspired by a Dog The Bounty Hunter look-alike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180317 +0000" stop="20260915182309 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine / Massage - S09E17</title>
    <desc>On a field trip, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep in a school bus and wake up -- in 1832? A colonial village sends the boys through a time loop. Will they keep Van Driessen from being born in the past, or just ruin his life in the present? / After seeing some hot chicks get massages in the food court, things get all touchy-feely when Beavis and Butt-Head open up a massage stand of their own. But the situation gets tense when these idiots take on some rival masseuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182309 +0000" stop="20260915184431 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Test / Snitchers - S09E19</title>
    <desc>With a big test looming, our favorite idiots receive an education in cheating when Principal McVicker tries to learn 'em good. Will No Child Left Behind give the boys the leg up they need to pass, or are they up No. 2 creek without a pencil? / Beavis and Butt-Head can't handle the truth! After witnessing a brutal beating that leaves one man out cold, will the boys lie under oath to protect their idol Todd? If they screw up, there's a serious butt-kicking on the docket, Todd-style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184431 +0000" stop="20260915190452 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whorehouse / Going Down - S09E21</title>
    <desc>You can't fault them for trying: America's favorite dim-witted horndogs Beavis and Butt-Head find themselves in a waking dream of loose ladies, but they're not getting any action. Could it be that the town's new cathouse is really an abortion clinic? / No exit: Beavis and Butt-Head find themselves trapped in their favorite elevator with a smokin' hot chick, but when it comes to scoring, these guys aren't going anywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190452 +0000" stop="20260915192244 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door-to-Door - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix.
videos:
Guns N' Roses - "Garden Of Eden"
Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Madonna - "Erotica"
Nine Inch Nails - "Head Like A Hole"
LSD - "School For Fools"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192244 +0000" stop="20260915193040 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys try to earn money by donating blood at a local blood drive...they end up with no money and give a LITTLE bit more blood than they bargained for.

Olivia Newton-John - "Physical"
The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Big Daddy Kane with Barry White - "All Of Me Wants All Of You"
Judas Priest - "Painkiller"
Concrete Blond - "Bloodletting"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193040 +0000" stop="20260915194130 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head buy helium balloons in order to kill dolphins at a dolphin show.
videos:
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Higher Ground"
Slim Whitman - "I Remember You"
RuPaul -"Supermodel"
Faith No More - "Falling To Pieces"
AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121302 +0000" stop="20260915123451 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturnal Omissions - S03E20</title>
    <desc>John is crankier than normal when he suffers a bout of insomnia, which he believes can be cured by watching mindless TV shows. Unfortunately, his TV set is broken and he refuses to buy a new one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123451 +0000" stop="20260915125639 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The TorMentor - S03E21</title>
    <desc>John is excited when he learns that his favorite college professor from Harvard is coming to town. But when John meets him, he's shocked to discover that the man doesn't remember him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125639 +0000" stop="20260915131758 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Wonder - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John takes an out-of-shape patient (Alan Blumenfeld) to a gym to work out, but the man has a heart attack there and then sues John; Linda dyes her hair blonde and suspects that's the reason people think she's dumb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131758 +0000" stop="20260915133908 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sue You - S03E23</title>
    <desc>John refuses to settle Vinny's lawsuit against him, despite the advice of his lawyer, Ruth, because he feels like it would imply guilt. Ruth impresses upon him that he could lose, and would then more or less have to shut down his practice. He finally decides to settle when he realizes how many people, both patients and employees, depend on him. Unfortunately, his decision doesn't sit well and he goes and tells Vinny that he will absolutely not settle. Jake and Bob try to think of the worst way to die. Linda pretends to like an ugly sweater/vest that Margaret's unemployed husband knits for her, and Margaret catches Linda in her lie by giving her one of her own to wear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133908 +0000" stop="20260915140057 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trials and Defibrillations - S03E24</title>
    <desc>As the series' third season comes to a close, John Becker is being taken to court by a patient who claims the doctor almost killed him. The patient, Vinny, is suing John for allegedly causing him to have a heart attack by taking him to a gym for a workout. John maintains that Vinny would have had the heart attack anyway and that going to the gym had nothing to do with it. Defending John from his insurance company is a pretty attorney, and, of course, John finds fault with her, too. She refuses to let the hot-tempered doctor take the stand, fearing that he won't be able to keep a lid on his anger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140057 +0000" stop="20260915142246 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psycho Therapy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>At the end of last season, John was thrown in jail for contempt of court during a malpractice case. Tonight, he's released after reluctantly apologizing to a judge, who orders him to see a therapist and work on his problem with authority. However, the therapist, Katherine Simmons, is dealing with her own authority issues, which John winds up "helping" her work out. Becker is shocked one night when she shows up at his apartment a changed woman. Elsewhere, Jake grows weary of his new girlfriend's annoying habit of describing for him every little thing she's doing; and Linda lobbies for a raise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142246 +0000" stop="20260915144425 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakfast of Chumpions - S04E02</title>
    <desc>John is more irritable than usual when he tries to quit smoking; Reggie believes a friendly customer stole all of her good luck and left her with his bad fortune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144425 +0000" stop="20260915150614 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake's Jaunt - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's shocked when Jake announces that he got married over the weekend to a woman he met at a friend's wedding. After realising he may have rushed things, Jake gets an annulment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150614 +0000" stop="20260915152803 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Days - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A con man posing as a homeless person pulls on everyone's heart strings. Becker ignores his first instinct and comes to the aid of the man. Bob, Jake and Reggie chip in by offering money, a hot meal and advice; however, the man is not really homeless and the gang is shocked when his profession is revealed. Meanwhile, Margaret, in desperate need of extra cash, takes on a second job, then regrets it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152803 +0000" stop="20260915154952 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really Good Advice - S04E05</title>
    <desc>John takes Reggie's advice that he should tell women that he's sorry when he disappoints them, only to have it backfire; Jake and Bob switch jobs for the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154952 +0000" stop="20260915161056 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Me Out of Here - S04E06</title>
    <desc>John hurts his shoulder and is afraid to have an MRI, so Reggie goes with him for support; Linda dates identical twins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161056 +0000" stop="20260915163148 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hanging with Jake - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jake encounters a depressed man who is about to hang himself, so he takes him back to the diner to cheer him up; John learns that a patient's wife is pregnant by another man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163148 +0000" stop="20260915165340 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner and a Showdown - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Reggie makes a special "connection" with her friend's, Sara, husband. While Reggie and Becker are with another couple, Becker receives an emergency page and must rush off, reluctantly leaving his credit card to pay for the meal. Then Reggie's friend, Sara, also races off to tend to her children, leaving her husband Richard to stay and enjoy dinner with Reggie. But the two end up enjoying more than a meal-they end the night with a dessert that wasn't on the menu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165340 +0000" stop="20260915171528 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buddy System - S04E09</title>
    <desc>John believes he is finally in a perfect relationship after seeing Laura for several months. Their no-strings, no-pressure friendship is just right for him: it's filled with casual sex and devoid of responsibility. Unfortunately for John, it's no longer ideal for Laura. She wants a commitment, which is something John just isn't ready to make.
Elsewhere, Bob boasts about finding a Super Bowl ring in the backseat of a cab and plans to sell it rather than try to find its rightful owner; and Linda tries to talk her parents out of getting a divorce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171528 +0000" stop="20260915173717 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Christmas Presents - S04E10</title>
    <desc>John reluctantly agrees to buy a poor child a Christmas gift and then discovers that he has to deliver it as well; Bob visits his mother, who still treats him like a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173717 +0000" stop="20260915175902 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Tricky Day - S04E11</title>
    <desc>John's day is filled with wacky people, from two guys who want a prescription for marijuana to a man who is upset when he learns that he isn't dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175902 +0000" stop="20260915182051 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ex-Files - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Reggie starts dating one of John's recently divorced friends, but can't stop obsessing about the guy's former wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182051 +0000" stop="20260915184246 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barter Sauce - S04E13</title>
    <desc>John agrees to give free medical care to Bob, Reggie and Jake in exchange for repairs, food and magazines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184246 +0000" stop="20260915190434 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>V-Day - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A tuxedo-clad John is on his way to his ex-wife's wedding in Connecticut when he stops in a bar because, in all honesty, he doesn't want to attend the event. Instead, the grumpy doc would prefer to have a few drinks, bend the ear of Frank the bartender  for a while and get home in time to see the Knicks game on TV. And in the end, that's what he does, but not until he recalls (via flashbacks) his miserable Valentine's Day to Frank. While John complains about being all alone, the wise barkeep helps him realize how truly lucky he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190434 +0000" stop="20260915192628 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be Ew - S04E15</title>
    <desc>John worries that women no longer find him attractive after Jake's girlfriend makes a disparaging remark to him; Linda fears that a pretty temp is going to replace her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192628 +0000" stop="20260915194747 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Talk About Sex - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Parents are enraged when they learn that John's talk on nutrition to a class of 8-year-olds turns into a discussion about sex; two cops use the diner for a stakeout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120321 +0000" stop="20260915123139 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Cardamon the cranky landlord kicks them out of the apartment, Bee and PuppyCat head to the beach and search for a place to watch the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon. They'll never look at a crab the same way again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123139 +0000" stop="20260915125732 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125732 +0000" stop="20260915132331 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132331 +0000" stop="20260915134928 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134928 +0000" stop="20260915141515 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rent is due! An old wrestling acquaintance comes to visit Cass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141515 +0000" stop="20260915144206 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144206 +0000" stop="20260915150751 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150751 +0000" stop="20260915153325 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153325 +0000" stop="20260915160056 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food - S01E01</title>
    <desc>One morning Bee wakes from a dream and is starving. New recipe in hand Bee and PuppyCat head to the store and then to cook with Deckard. Oh yeah – there's a talking cicada.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160056 +0000" stop="20260915162755 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After receiving a new assignment from TempBot, and in new uniforms (magic pockets included), Bee and PuppyCat slide into a farming job on Jelly Cube Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162755 +0000" stop="20260915165612 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Cardamon the cranky landlord kicks them out of the apartment, Bee and PuppyCat head to the beach and search for a place to watch the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon. They'll never look at a crab the same way again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165612 +0000" stop="20260915172205 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172205 +0000" stop="20260915174804 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174804 +0000" stop="20260915181401 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181401 +0000" stop="20260915183948 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rent is due! An old wrestling acquaintance comes to visit Cass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183948 +0000" stop="20260915190639 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190639 +0000" stop="20260915193224 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193224 +0000" stop="20260915195758 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120151 +0000" stop="20260915123902 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am a Cage - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Amy and Danny both experience positive changes in their lives, but lingering secrets and emotional challenges force them to confront hard truths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123902 +0000" stop="20260915131456 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drama of Original Choice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Painful memories of her youth push Amy to confront her family issues and marital woes. Danny spins an elaborate lie that leads him down a dangerous path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131456 +0000" stop="20260915134537 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Fabricator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Danny moves from fear into panic as new crises arise. Willing to do whatever it takes to keep June safe, Amy devises a perilous scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134537 +0000" stop="20260915141930 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Figures of Light - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The consequences of their actions leave Danny and Amy in a surreal situation that tests their grasp on reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141930 +0000" stop="20260915150151 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All The Things We're Never Going To Have - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Country-club employees Ashley and Austin witness a vicious fight between their boss and his wife — and decide to leverage it to get ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150151 +0000" stop="20260915154956 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Starting Point For Further Desires - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Josh tries to play off Ashley's ascendance at the club, Lindsay seeks petty revenge. The Chairwoman proposes changes at the gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154956 +0000" stop="20260915163913 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Increasing Flimsiness Of Any Certainties About The Future - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Lindsay consider a new chapter for their lives. Ashley encourages Austin to get closer to Eunice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163913 +0000" stop="20260915171239 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, The Comfort, The Inexpressible Comfort - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Austin and Ashley are trapped for hours in an ER waiting room, Josh sees an opportunity to turn the tables.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171239 +0000" stop="20260915174350 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Killing My Flesh Without It - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lindsay and Josh's marital strife comes to a head when an unexpected crisis hits home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174350 +0000" stop="20260915183530 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Blue Remembered Hills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Josh and Austin try to mend fences with a training session. Lindsay tutors Ashley in the delicate art of winning over the club's wives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183530 +0000" stop="20260915191650 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hour Of Separation - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ashley, Lindsay and Ava's girls' getaway to Seoul is upended by old tensions, new revelations and shocking confessions at 30,000 feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121555 +0000" stop="20260915123817 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Scarelooms - S04E21</title>
    <desc>BJ's parents want to join the Society for the Oldest and Moldiest Families of the Neitherworld, but they need the Juice family coat of arms to prove their lineage. Unfortunately, the coat is somewhere in BJ's room, which hasn't been cleaned in, well...apparently it hasn't been cleaned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123817 +0000" stop="20260915130037 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Funny Bones - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Lydia is to MC at her school's talent night, but she's afraid she isn't funny enough. So--BJ lends her his funny bone. But what's Beetlejuice without a funny bone??</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130037 +0000" stop="20260915132258 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Hello - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Charles really needs a weekend to relax, so Mr. Beetleman takes the Deetzes to Hotel Hello in the Neitherworld. But with Charles stressing out over every little thing, not to mention a vampire after Delia's neck, what kind of vacation will it turn out to be?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132258 +0000" stop="20260915134519 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goody Two Shoes - S04E24</title>
    <desc>It's 'Good Neighbor Day' in the Neitherworld, when being nice is a law. Of course, BJ won't stand for it, and causes trouble...which lures in Goody Two Shoes, a Fairy from the Bureau of Sweetness and Prissiness (BSnP). With a wave of her wand, Goody turns everyone into denizens of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood--what a fate!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134519 +0000" stop="20260915140739 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vidiots - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A video game called Scourge sucks Lydia and Beetlejuice into cyberspace, and they must outsmart the computer if they ever hope to escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140739 +0000" stop="20260915143027 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince of Rock and Roll - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Prince Vince wishes that his subjects would love him, so he decides to be a rock and roll star. But his music is so depressing everyone hates it. In order to spare his feelings, Lydia tells him his music is wonderful. The bad effect of this is, now Prince Vince is on perpetual tour. With the entire Neitherworld depressed beyond hope, it may be time for Lydia to tell Vince the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143027 +0000" stop="20260915145248 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship of Ghouls - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice wins two tickets for an ocean cruise (illegally, I might add), and takes Lydia on a very...odd...vacation on the high seas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145248 +0000" stop="20260915151509 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poultrygeist - S04E27</title>
    <desc>A leftover chicken in BJ's fridge turns undead and haunts the Roadhouse in the form of the most dreaded of all spectres--a Poultrygeist! Can Beetlejuice and Lydia banish it before sleep deprivation claims BJ's last remaining shreds of sanity?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151509 +0000" stop="20260915153731 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Wonderful Afterlife - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Yes, you've guessed it: Beetlejuice has an off day and wishes he had never met any of his friends. Clarence Sale shows up and shows him what the Neitherworld--and the real world--would be like without him. Seeing Lydia miserable and friendless convinces BJ to change his mind, and Clarence is rewarded for his trouble with a shiny new car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153731 +0000" stop="20260915155951 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Writer in the Sky - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice publishes his auto-dieography and is heralded as one of the finest authors of all time. But the lies he tells about his friends in the book come back to haunt him, big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155951 +0000" stop="20260915162211 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S04E30</title>
    <desc>After spending all day curing Lydia of her measles, Beetlejuice gets Cabin Fever--and then is quarantined to the Roadhouse. How can Lydia help BJ get over Cabin Fever if they can't go outside? They'll think of something!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162211 +0000" stop="20260915164500 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghoul and His Money - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice wins a whole lot of money under one condition. He can't juice anyone again or the cash gets revoked. The situation is embraced warmly by the Neitherworld's stinking rich (who stink in more ways than BJ does).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164500 +0000" stop="20260915170721 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highs-Ghoul Confidential - S04E31</title>
    <desc>While flipping through Beetlejuice's high school yearbook, Lydia is astounded to discover that her best friend was none other than Prom King! She presses BJ for the story, and he tells it--and it is one doozy of a tale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170721 +0000" stop="20260915172942 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rotten Sports - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice recruits Lydia to coach Team BJ in the Neitherworld All-Ghoul Games. But the team is hopeless and the opposition is fierce--Can Lydia motivate her friends enough to even dream of winning, especially Beetlejuice, who's devoted all his time to product endorsements?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172942 +0000" stop="20260915175202 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Beetlejuice Goes to Town - S04E33</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Maynot threatens to tear down the Roadhouse to make room for a new superhighway, Beetlejuice runs for office--and wins. But it is soon apparent that BJ is an even more corrupt mayor than the last one, and it's up to his friends to get him de-elected before he gets too out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175202 +0000" stop="20260915181424 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Flies - S04E34</title>
    <desc>It's the anniversary of the day BJ and Lydia met, and BJ presents Lydia with a watch. But time flies, and Beetlejuice and Lydia follow the escaped watch through the Sands Of Time, where they meet Grandfather Time. BJ gives the poor old geezer a cog-attack, thoroughly messing up the flow of Time. They must get Time restarted or nothing will be the same again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181424 +0000" stop="20260915183644 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Beetle or Not to Beetle - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Lydia has to write a paper on Shakespeare for her English class, but can't understand his plays. So BJ takes her to the Neitherworld to meet Shakey's characters, who turn out to be rather disgruntled with their roles. When they kidnap Lydia and try to force her to rewrite their plays, BJ must rescue her; then it's up to the both of them to cure Shakespeare of his monumental writer's block.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183644 +0000" stop="20260915185905 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star Is Bored - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice becomes the Neitherworld's grossest movie star, and finds that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Lydia then has to help him back into poverty by ""cleaning up his act.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185905 +0000" stop="20260915192126 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Brother! - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Oh, horrors! Beetlejuice's perfect brother Donnyjuice comes to visit, leaving BJ feeling...a bit down and out. Down-And-Outback, actually. Donny and Lydia set out to cheer Beetlejuice up before he does something drastic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192126 +0000" stop="20260915194347 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snugglejuice - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Its Pranksgiving in the Neitherworld, and Beetlejuice's rival Pondscum (""Pondscum...Germs Pondscum"") looks as if he's going to beat out BJ for the title of Grand High Prankster. Pondscum proves himself to be lower than a Sandworm's belly when he frames BJ for a crime he didn't commit and gets him sentenced to rehabilitation in NeitherNeitherLand. (Have you seen NeitherNeitherLand? Shudder.) Beetlejuice comes out of the ordeal as Snugglejuice, the Cutest Being in the Neitherworld. Can Lydia reverse the process (and help BJ win the Prank Tournament)?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124701 +0000" stop="20260915133745 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind Her Eyes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A stunning revelation makes Louise dig deeper into David and Adele's past, and what she discovers pushes her to demand the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133745 +0000" stop="20260915142826 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chance Encounters - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A spilled drink at a bar leads to an awkward day at work for Louise, who's shaken again by night terrors. David introduces Adele to his new colleagues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142826 +0000" stop="20260915151822 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucid Dreaming - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A peek inside David and Adele's private life — and a look at Rob's dream journal — leaves Louise with more questions than answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151822 +0000" stop="20260915160843 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Door - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Against her better judgment, Louise grows attached to both David and Adele, becoming increasingly enmeshed in their tense, complicated marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160843 +0000" stop="20260915170153 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rob - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An accusation of violence threatens to unravel David's life, and more shocking news awaits him and Louise when Adele drops a bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
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    <title>Behind Her Eyes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A stunning revelation makes Louise dig deeper into David and Adele's past, and what she discovers pushes her to demand the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Chance Encounters - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A spilled drink at a bar leads to an awkward day at work for Louise, who's shaken again by night terrors. David introduces Adele to his new colleagues.</desc>
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    <title>Purging and Cleansing - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane prepares for her return to "TalkBack"; and begins a "life cleanse" in an effort to resurrect her finances and reclaim her voice as a journalist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124959 +0000" stop="20260915133025 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Things are Black and White - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In the Season 3 finale, Mary Jane agrees to go out with GG; and finds herself a topic on "The Real" in a segment on interracial dating. In other events, David's mom talks with Mary Jane; Kara has trouble at work; and Niecy has a run-in with the police.</desc>
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    <title>Getting Nekkid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Looking for change in her career and attitude, Mary Jane has an interesting encounter with a new man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141055 +0000" stop="20260915145114 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Naked - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane is pitted against her idol Ronda while Niecy tries to balance her life.</desc>
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    <title>Getting Real - S04E03</title>
    <desc>An interview with a fiery reality star makes Mary Jane a social media sensation. Things rapidly heat up with Lee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153143 +0000" stop="20260915161214 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Schooled - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane's new position as web correspondent fuels her rivalry with Justin as she pursues the story of a teen boy beaten for wearing a skirt.</desc>
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    <title>Getting Served - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane and PJ feel homesick while Niecy's rash decision has some dire consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165236 +0000" stop="20260915173303 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Traveling to Atlanta to cover a news story, Mary Jane's reunion with her family goes into a tailspin when Lee shows up unexpectedly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173303 +0000" stop="20260915181332 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Judged - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A leaked story in the press about Mary Jane threatens to derail one of the most important moments of her career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181332 +0000" stop="20260915185356 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Risky - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane and Justin go rogue to chase a story as Mary Jane frets about meeting Lee's baby momma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185356 +0000" stop="20260915193422 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Serious - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Justin cooks up a plan to get Mary Jane in the anchor chair while she and Lee decide whether or not they should have a baby together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120726 +0000" stop="20260915122941 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents &amp; Pigskins - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bella worries that her mother is going to be embarrassed at the annual parents and students flag football game; Newt and Sawyer believe that Troy has a secret weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122941 +0000" stop="20260915125141 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitz &amp; Grit - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bella competes in a beauty pageant, determined to show that girls can be pretty and tough. Pepper and Sophie bet Troy and Sawyer that being a cheerleader is harder than it looks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125141 +0000" stop="20260915131341 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accept No Substitutes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their coach gets sick, the Bulldogs take advantage of the substitute by not working hard and find themselves unprepared for their upcoming game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131341 +0000" stop="20260915133541 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You, Hunter Hayes! - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs blackmail Bella after she skips a team activity to go to a Hunter Hayes concert. Meanwhile, Pepper tries to get an interview with Hunter for the school news station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133541 +0000" stop="20260915135741 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party of Three - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bella works up the nerve to ask Zach on a date, only to have him arrive with a surprise in tow; Troy and Sawyer's favorite movie series leaves Newt unimpressed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135741 +0000" stop="20260915141941 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Grandma - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Bella meets her hero while volunteering at a retirement home; Pepper and Newt face off about decorating a nursery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141941 +0000" stop="20260915144141 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bella in the Spotlight - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bella has been recently getting a lot of attention, causing the rest of the team to feel left out. So she and Pepper try to get a local news reporter to do a whole interview, only to find out that he is a jerk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144141 +0000" stop="20260915150341 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doggone Record Breaker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Troy's father visits just as Troy comes close to breaking his father's touchdown record, so Troy decides to do the unthinkable. Meanwhile, Bella, Sophie, and Pepper help Newt hide a dog at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150341 +0000" stop="20260915152540 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tailgating - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bella tries to hide the feelings she still has for Zach when Troy invites them to their tailgate. Troy and Sophie challenge Newt, Pepper, &amp; Sawyer to some tailgate games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152540 +0000" stop="20260915154740 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Baby, It's the Playoffs - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Bella must make a tough decision when the Bulldogs' playoff game is moved to the same day as Pepper's mother's baby shower</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154740 +0000" stop="20260915160940 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biggest. Game. Ever. - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The team has a shocking realization when their new game plan for the state championship against their rivals does not work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160940 +0000" stop="20260915163157 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newbie QB (1) / Newbie QB (2) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Head cheerleader Bella earns a chance to try out to be quarterback of her middle school football team. Led by current quarterback Troy, the rest of the team does everything in their power to make her give up, but through perseverance, Bella rises to the challenge to make her dream a reality. / Part II - Cheerleader Bella Dawson earns a chance to try out for quarterback of her school's football team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163157 +0000" stop="20260915165358 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Some Gossip, Girl - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys grow suspicious of Bella when they believe that she is leaking team secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165358 +0000" stop="20260915171558 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty in Stink - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bella is expected to follow a Bulldog superstition to not shower, but doing so might ruin her chance for her crush Kyle to take her to the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171558 +0000" stop="20260915173759 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tex Fest - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bella volunteers to act in Pepper's video project for a town festival; Troy and Newt join the choir, where they experience a role reversal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173759 +0000" stop="20260915175917 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing in the End Zone - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bella and Troy pretend to date, in order to keep Troy's secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175917 +0000" stop="20260915182116 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's My Tri-Five! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a new cheerleader, Nickie, replaces Bella's spot on the cheerleading squad, Bella suspects that she is stealing Sophiie and Pepper from her. Meanwhile, Troy, Newt, and Sawyer become obsessed with their new spy gear kit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182116 +0000" stop="20260915184317 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Bye Week - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bella and Kyle go on their first date; Bella seeks help from the boys when a twist of fate threatens her relationship with Kyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184317 +0000" stop="20260915190517 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bromantically Challenged - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Bella must navigate a difficult situation when Troy and Sawyer fight over who will be her top receiver; Sophie and Pepper have trouble with their bake sale in Bella's absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190517 +0000" stop="20260915192702 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado Afraido - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the gang is locked down at school during a tornado warning, Bella gets everyone to help throw Pepper a party using supplies at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192702 +0000" stop="20260915194904 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incomplete Pass - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bella seeks Sophie's help to prepare for an oral exam in Spanish class; the boys find a mysterious list that fell out of Pepper's locker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123244 +0000" stop="20260915131541 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Displays of Affection - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Former “The Real Housewife of Orange County,” housewife Alexis Bellino, and new beau come aboard Valor to celebrate her recent divorce. After the deck team deals with major issues, Lee comes to a decision about Rhylee’s future, forcing Ashton to change his management style. Ashton decides to blow off steam inviting unexpected guests to join on a crew night out. Kate invites Tanner for a sleepover, while a fight sparks between Brian and Courtney after he sends her a questionable text about their relationship. Kevin throws out his back in the galley and Lee is concerned that they might be down a chef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131541 +0000" stop="20260915135905 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scorpion Queen - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Tanner and Kate’s flirtations become more obvious to the crew which leads Simone to lose all respect for the two when she finds out they’ve already kissed. Pulling up to the marina, Kate sees the first yacht she ever worked on as a stewardess, causing her to question her future in yachting. Rhylee continues to feel ostracized by the deck crew that tried to get her fired and her fuse becomes shorter and shorter. After a short-lived reconciliation, Brian and Courtney are on the outs again following a major argument at the Chillva Night Market that causes a giant rift in the crew. With arguments continuing back at Valor, Captain Lee promises there will be hell to pay in the morning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135905 +0000" stop="20260915144229 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Them Eat Penis Cake! - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Captain Lee calls an all staff meeting to address the previous night’s debauchery and gives the crew an ultimatum. Brian refuses to apologize for his behavior at the night market and tells Courtney he is “fed up,” causing their relationship to be in turmoil once again. Kate’s patience is tested when the primary for Charter 9, Jemele Hill, a former Sports journalist for ESPN, wants the charter ran her way. Kevin and Kate butt heads during preparations for their final beach picnic, and when Kate to take matters into her own hands, she seeks out revenge on Kevin by any means necessary. Kevin takes great pride in making a penis cake for the primary’s bachelorette party. Kate seizes an opportunity to strike revenge on an old foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144229 +0000" stop="20260915152553 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Girls, Do Cry - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Kate sets Kevin up for failure by allowing him to present an erotic cake; Capt. Lee arranges a party on a private beach for the crew's final night; Courtney and Brian try to resolve their issues; Tanner tries to woo Kate; Kevin confronts Kate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152553 +0000" stop="20260915160917 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion (Part 1) - S07E19</title>
    <desc>In Part One, Andy sits down with Captain Lee and the Valor crew to discuss Season 7's burning issues. Simone questions Kate's management style, Chef Kevin comes clean and the crew spill the tea on a season's worth of steamy boat-mances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160917 +0000" stop="20260915165241 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion (Part 2) - S07E20</title>
    <desc>In Part Two, Andy rejoins the Valor crew to go deep discussing Ashton and Kate's terrifying fight in the van, the dysfunctional crew dynamic and Rhylee's frustrations with the deckhands. Captain Lee is pushed to the limit, and the crew questions his reaction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165241 +0000" stop="20260915174707 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Captain Lee returns to the Caribbean aboard M/Y My Seanna with a brand-new crew and one familiar face, but a critical injury sends Lee to the hospital and puts the fate of the charter season in question.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174707 +0000" stop="20260915183031 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Crying in Yachting - S08E02</title>
    <desc>The sudden departure of one of his teammates leaves Shane struggling to adapt to the unforeseen responsibilities on deck. Coming off her clash with Francesca, Izzy begins to question if the interior satisfies her dream of being at sea. While dealing with demanding guests, Rachel lets her emotions get the best of her, and Francesca loses her composure in front of Captain Lee. Meanwhile, James gets caught in the middle of an explosive guest argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183031 +0000" stop="20260915191355 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max and Dax's Excellent Adventure - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Ready to let loose in the Caribbean, James instead finds himself disappointed on the first night out; My Seanna welcomes a new crew member; Izzy makes a surprising decision; Francesca comes to grips with the ramifications of her emotional outburst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191355 +0000" stop="20260915195719 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Disturb - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Carrying the weight of the deck team begins to take a toll on Eddie. Feeling out of his element, James struggles to connect with his crewmates. Mistakes from a few people fracture the charter, and Captain Lee is forced to level with the crew after a series of dangerous mishaps. Ultimately, Shane’s repeated follies push Eddie over the edge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120402 +0000" stop="20260915122706 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye and Good Riddance - S04E10</title>
    <desc>With summer over, Ben goes back to school. Unable to tell anyone about the Omnitrix, Ben finds that regular life is much more boring than he imagined. However, the arrival of Vilgax promises to rectify that situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122706 +0000" stop="20260915125035 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were 10 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After the final school bell rings, Benjamin "Ben" Tennyson is ready to head out for a camping adventure with his Grandpa, Max Tennyson, and unfortunately, his rival cousin, Gwendolyn "Gwen" Tennyson. After the trip to the campsite and the unruly aspects of dinner, Ben wanders out into the forest and meets up with a meteor bearing an alien device: the Omnitrix. The Omnitrix jumps onto Ben's wrist, and he now becomes the wielder of ten different alien superheroes. After experimentation and trouble with robot droids and bounty hunters sent by the evil Vilgax, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max begin their odd summer camping trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125035 +0000" stop="20260915131401 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington B.C. - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Ben saves a child and parent in a burning building, Gwen and Grandpa Max come along with more bad news. In addition, there is a mad scientist roaming around Washington D.C. with a device that can change normal animals to mutant giants and also reanimate fossils of dinosaurs. The mad scientist, Dr. Animo, first encounters Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max at the M-Mart. After a grueling battle without the help of a hero, they chase down Animo to the Museum of Natural History. Gwen is then taken by a mutant bird, and Ben and Grandpa Max save her. Dr. Animo is then caught and restrained from receiving "the award he deserves," the Verities Award for science. Ben learns though an important lesson here: you don't always get what you might deserve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131401 +0000" stop="20260915133658 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Krakken - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While camping and swimming at a lakeside campsite, Ben encounters a sea-monster in the lake right after his joke on Gwen. Ben manages to escape, but Grandpa Max and Gwen don't believe Ben about his sighting. The next day, they go fishing and meet their fishing captain, Captain Shaw, who identifies the sea-monster as the Krakken. Throughout this adventure, Ben will meet untrustworthy people, hulking monsters, and he will also encounter his new found form: Ripjaws.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133658 +0000" stop="20260915135958 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Permanent Retirement - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While shopping at an ice cream store in the desert, robbers attempt to steal an ATM. Ben and Grandpa Max capture the villains, but this is only the lesser of their problems. Then they drive to a retirement center to visit Aunt Vera for the weekend, but something very strange is happening here. Ben finds out that there is an evil species of alien shape-shifters taking over the retirement center for food. How will Ben save the day from robbers, strange aliens, and cheek-pinching aunts?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135958 +0000" stop="20260915142253 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunted - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ben will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet, when Vilgax sends out three alien bounty hunters: the crustacean-like Kraab, the mechanical assassin Sixsix, and the mysterious Tetrax (credited as Hoverboard) - to recover the Omnitrix. He soon learns that there's more than one way to defeat an enemy, and that things are not always what they seem.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142253 +0000" stop="20260915144520 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tourist Trap - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After having a gross-out contest with the kid in the car next to him, Ben finds a propane truck tipped over, about to catch fire and cause a huge blast. With that taken care of, Ben and the gang are off to Sparksville, a town which brings new meaning to the words "tourist trap." After exploring all of Sparksville's many attractions, Ben and Gwen head over to see "it," Sparksville's main attraction. When they finally see "it," they are thoroughly disappointed and decide to pull a little prank. After Ben turns into Four Arms, he looses control and sends "it" flying and destroying the town. Ben says he will move it back, but the Omnitrix powers down and Ben accidentally unleashes Megawhatt, a small little alien with a big sense of humor. Now, Ben must stop this creature from destroying Sparksville.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144520 +0000" stop="20260915150748 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin 11 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In a hotel, Ben spots an area where they are demonstrating a new game. He decides to use Ghostfreak's power to sneak inside. He is caught, and Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max are kicked out for Ben's misbehavior. After Ben and Grandpa Max argue, Ben decides to wander out into the city on his own. There, he meets Kevin, a sociopath who has the power to absorb any form of energy. However, after Ben reveals the powers of what the Omnitrix can do, he soon realizes that Kevin may only be after the powers of the Omnitrix, for his own doing. Ben learns that there are sometimes where you can't have everything your way all the time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150748 +0000" stop="20260915153015 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alliance - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ben, as Four Arms, thwarts an armored car robbery by a very tough female named Joey. During the fight, some of Vilgax's new and improved drones attack and Grandpa Max is injured. When Four Arms takes Grandpa Max to the hospital, Joey starts messing with the drones and is converted into a powerful alien cyborg named Rojo. With these enhancements, Vilgax is able to communicate with her and convince her to work for him. When she attacks Ben at the hospital, she is thwarted once again, but Ben is left thinking that it's too dangerous for him to be around others and runs away. During their final confrontation, it turns out to be the advice of Grandpa Max that helps Ben defeat her. As Upgrade, he is able to stop her, but not before receiving a disturbing message from Vilgax.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153015 +0000" stop="20260915155256 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Laugh - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After dealing with some criminals at a dock, the trio finds their way to a circus run by a clown named Zombozo, much to Ben's chagrin. There, Ben's fear of clowns comes out as they explore. They find a freak show along the way, featuring a trio of mutants with incredible abilities. During Zombozo's show, Ben is too afraid to laugh and ends up leaving. His departure turns out to be for the best, since Zombozo drains the happiness of others to sustain and empower himself. Meanwhile, Ben finds the freaks robbing the town. Ben is able to beat them, but can't bring himself to fight Zombozo. He has to find a way, though, since Zombozo kidnaps Gwen and leaves the entire town in a chuckling daze.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155256 +0000" stop="20260915161555 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky Girl - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A magician named Hex, whose powers come from mystical charms, is defeated by Ben using XLR8 and a little help from Gwen and Grandpa Max. Afterwards, XLR8 takes all the credit for the victory and even gets one of Hex's charms as a souvenir. When Gwen complains that Ben is getting all the glory and recognition, as well as all the cool stuff, he gives her the charm he got from Hex. The charm gives Gwen perfect luck in everything she does, and she becomes her very own superhero, Lucky Girl. Unfortunately, her luck has a price, and Ben is the one who ends up paying for it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161555 +0000" stop="20260915162714 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small Problem - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Ben isn't tall enough for a ride at a water park, he decides to change into one of his alien forms to get even with the ride attendant. Unfortunately for him, the Omnitrix malfunctions and he ends up as Grey Matter. To make the situation worse, he is captured by an alien fanatic name, who decides to trade him in for fame and glory. Now Ben, as Grey Matter, must find a way out of this predicament, after being given to a secret organization for testing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162714 +0000" stop="20260915164941 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Side Effects - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Councilwoman Liang attempts to redevelop the downtown area, the demolition efforts disturb a man named Clancy, who has the ability to control insects. Meanwhile, as Ben stops a criminal as Upgrade, he spots at a nearby ice cream truck. When he climbs inside to get a snack, he gets himself locked inside and ends up catching a cold. The virus binds with the alien DNA in the Omnitrix, causing side effects, and weakening his normally powerful forms. On top of that, Clancy kidnaps the councilwoman and threatens the entire city with a meltdown at the nuclear power plant. Now, Ben must save the day while dealing with the strange side effects in his alien forms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164941 +0000" stop="20260915171236 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With Vilgax's injuries fully-healed, he decides to retrieve the Omnitrix personally. Ben gets a message from Vilgax in a dream about his imminent arrival. This worries Grandpa Max greatly, and he insists that they get to Mount Rushmore as quickly as possible. Unable to pinpoint the exact location of the Omnitrix, Vilgax begins to lay waste to nearby  Rapid City in order to flush its holder out. He succeeds, despite Grandpa Max's protests, and manages to capture Ben. Meanwhile, Grandpa Max makes it to Mount Rushmore with Gwen and shows her a huge facility beneath the mountain. There, he's stored a weapon that can defeat Vilgax. Unfortunately, the weapon fails, leading to a showdown between Vilgax and the combined Tennyson family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171236 +0000" stop="20260915173533 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the battle with Vilgax, Grandpa Max retells his story to Ben about his past. He was with an organization that was not known to exist, referred to as "The Plumbers," a group of people who track down extraterrestrial life. Meanwhile, they meet Phil, an old partner of Grandpa Max. But they soon find out that he steals a device, called the Null Void Projector, to selfishly use it to make money by appearing to capture aliens that he alone released himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173533 +0000" stop="20260915175828 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Tick - S02E02</title>
    <desc>At Yellowstone Park, Ben and Gwen inadvertently discover a new form on the Omnitrix: Cannon Bolt, an armadillo-like alien that Ben isn't too fond of. Soon after, a meteor comes crashing down to the park, containing a planet-devouring, tick-like alien. On top of that, three other aliens arrive with it, and worship it as their savior, the "Great One." Powerless to stop the planet-eater with his regular forms, Ben must rely on a new form he knows nothing about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175828 +0000" stop="20260915182120 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Framed - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At a city, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max are waiting outside a video game store to purchase the newly-released Sumo Slammer video game. Gwen and Grandpa Max go the book store, but when they return to check on him, Four Arms comes out of the store by force. They return to the RV, and find that Ben is already there. Gwen yells at Ben for what he's done, but he has no clue of what she's talking about. But as she gives direct evidence that Four Arms was attacking the city, Ben heads out to find the perpetrator, using the identity of his aliens to ruin his current reputation as a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182120 +0000" stop="20260915184351 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When two robbers try to rob a gas station mart, Ben decides to turn into Four Arms to stop them. However, when he tries to activate the Omnitrix, it seems to be missing from his wrist. To make the situation more confusing, Grandpa Max and Gwen seem to have no knowledge of the summer they've spent together so far. It turns out that it's the first day of their vacation. Ben discovers that he has traveled back in time, and he decides to get the Omnitrix again. When he arrives at the crash, though, Gwen was able to get there first and obtain the device. Gwen has more control over the Omnitrix than Ben did. Can Ben find a way out of this alternate reality, and get things back the way they were?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184351 +0000" stop="20260915190647 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grudge Match - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the middle of nowhere, Ben, as Diamond Head, fights Kevin 11, who is still in his mutated form. As they fight, they are taken to a ship, where a battle between different aliens are held. But when a mechanical droid named Slix decides to create a bond with Ben and Kevin as a team, they immediately turn his idea down. But with no choice, they must find a way out. Will Ben and Kevin learn the importance of teamwork?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190647 +0000" stop="20260915192944 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Galactic Enforcers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At a museum, Ben sits and reads a comic, daydreaming about himself as a super hero. As Gwen interrupts him, she is not happy how Ben treats the artwork. His day has been a bore, but when an alien vessel arrives, an alien named Volcanus and the bounty hunter Sixsix come to pursue the Biocenthium alloy to complete a mixture with Element X to create a bomb, strong enough to destroy a whole solar system. Suddenly, Ben meets The Galactic Enforcers, a group of three who serve in protecting the galaxy under the conduct code. Ben is intrigued by their heroic appearance, but are they really something to be looking up to?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192944 +0000" stop="20260915195242 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Ben and Gwen argue over a birthday party to occur in the next few months, Grandpa Max is distracted by their quarreling and almost hits a young boy camper. To ensure the boy's life, they head to Camp Opinicon, only to find no people around. As they investigate the premises, they find twins, whom were also hiding from something that may have a connection to the lifeless camp. Grandpa Max readies to leave the area with the children, only to find that the RV's engine is clogged with a mysterious fungus. While the kids take in shelter in a nearby cabin, Grandpa Max is captured. Now Ben must come to the rescue to discover a new alien form, as well as a way to destroy the evil alien Myceloid Monsters and their Fungal Master, and learn the benefits of what sharing can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120206 +0000" stop="20260915121301 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Remind Me of Someone - S03E49</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen look for the infamous Bojamboo and discover that it's actually the Forgeti; Ben and Kevin reverse roles after being blasted with the Forgeti's forgetfulness mist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121301 +0000" stop="20260915122356 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adrenaland Jr. - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson visits the safety-neutered version of Adrenaland known as "Adrenaland Jr.", only to end up facing off against a bitter Kevin 11 out to destroy everyone else's good time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122356 +0000" stop="20260915123451 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steam Fight at the OK Corral - S03E51</title>
    <desc>When Kevin convinces Steam Smythe to adopt a modern approach in fighting Ben, the young hero must resort to old-fashioned thinking to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123451 +0000" stop="20260915124607 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like You - S03E52</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen's social media battle with Kevin 11 quickly escalates into an all-out war in real life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124607 +0000" stop="20260915125723 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken In Chichen Itza Part 1: Pyramid Scheme - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson visits the monuments of Chichen Itza, but when Ben learns about the possible existence of a mythical creature, the Quetzalcoatl, the hero takes it upon himself to find the feathered serpent himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125723 +0000" stop="20260915130840 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken In Chichen Itza, Part 2: The Wages of Fear - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson help transport a caged Quetzalcoatl through the Yucatan jungle, only to encounter a saboteur, LaGrange, who hijacks the precious cargo and leads our heroes on a high-octane off-road chase!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130840 +0000" stop="20260915131933 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben in Rome, Part 1: A Slice of Life - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson's quest for the best pizza in Rome leads them to the Bugg Brothers and their latest culinary caper, complete with stolen recipes, kidnapped chefs, shrunken landmarks, and a high-speed chase around the Eternal City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131933 +0000" stop="20260915133048 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben in Rome, Part 2: The Bee's Knees - S04E04</title>
    <desc>On vacation in Rome, Gwen takes Team Tennyson on a self-guided tour of the many ancient sites, but when a distracted Ben accidentally stumbles upon Queen Bee's monumental heist, the hero must work together with his family if he is to save the city from being sacked for the first time in centuries!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133048 +0000" stop="20260915134142 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gentle Ben - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Max's alma mater asks him to use the Omni-Copter to transport an important exhibit to an exotic nature reserve, but when the exhibit turns out to be a rare and very large baby moth, Ben must keep Tim Buktu from stealing the moth while learning that sometimes you need to use finesse and not force to solve hard problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134142 +0000" stop="20260915135300 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funhouse - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons find themselves stuck inside an inescapable funhouse constructed by Zombozo; Ben goes alien and fights for escape, ultimately proving that behind every illusion, there's a disappointing secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135300 +0000" stop="20260915140418 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Breakers - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After Grandpa Max's super smart buddy Phil discovers that a second extraterrestrial item crashed alongside the Omnitrix, Team Tennyson sets off to find the second crash site before someone else does but arrive instead to find nefarious newcomer Breaker One-Nine has already beat them to the punch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140418 +0000" stop="20260915141612 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monsters in Your Head - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen learn a rumor of an alien invasion happening at the park they are camping at, but when they investigate, they discover a preserve containing a host of mutated creatures engineered by Animo! With the unexpected help of Kevin 11 and his family, Ben proves that the rumors are false, and that truth is stranger than fiction!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141612 +0000" stop="20260915142707 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Bees - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max arrive in Bismarck, North Dakota for its annual celebration of bee pollination, bringing them face-to-face with Queen Bee and a bold new scheme, forcing Ben to conquer his new fear of bees!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142707 +0000" stop="20260915143825 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falls, Falls, Falls - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson looks to take in the sights of the Shoshone Falls, but when they arrive to find Steam Smythe siphoning off the water, it is up to Ben to distract the steam punk baddie long enough to allow Grandpa Max and Gwen the time to shut down the hydropower plant and save the Falls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143825 +0000" stop="20260915144943 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Lake - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While visiting Lake Erie, a relaxing day at the beach gets all washed up when Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max come face-to-face with Hex, and his summer intern, Kevin!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144943 +0000" stop="20260915150101 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mud on the Run - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ben gets a tough lesson on knowing his limits when he competes in a grueling obstacle race, made even worse by the Weatherheads!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150101 +0000" stop="20260915151156 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Story Time - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After the Rustbucket breaks down, Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max find themselves killing time at the local town library but soon scramble to out maneuver Hex as he searches for a hidden ancient artifact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151156 +0000" stop="20260915152250 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cosplay Day - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson enjoy the biggest convention in town, but when a gawky costume store employee finds a familiar-looking helmet in the back of the store and tries it on, Ben is faced with the return of an old foe in a new form: Forever Knight!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152250 +0000" stop="20260915153345 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottomless Ben - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While visiting Carlsbad Caverns National Park, the Tennyson's come across the "Bottomless Pit", a naturally formed pit with no bottom. Ben fights his better judgment to jump in the pit and be the first person to find the bottom, until Kevin 11 shows up and starts to goad Ben into a contest to the bottom of the pit! The natural rivalry is put on hold, however, with the arrival of Breaker One-Nine, who has come to destroy the Caverns!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153345 +0000" stop="20260915154440 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales from the Omnitrix - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson trade campfire stories in an anthology-style series that pits Ben against his archrival, Kevin 11, and teaches our hero the power of imagination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154440 +0000" stop="20260915155535 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Poopers - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ben completely ignores Gwen when she takes him to a family fun center. Meanwhile Frightwig pushes Zombozo back into a life of crime after he ends up becoming a party clown. Now both Ben and Zombozo will have to learn that you shouldn't ignore your friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155535 +0000" stop="20260915160629 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wind Some Lose Some - S04E18</title>
    <desc>At the Mojave Wind Farm in Texas, Max and Gwen plan to set Ben straight on his kooky ideas about how wind works, but when they find the Weatherheads using the towering turbines for their latest nefarious plan, will Ben face facts in time to blow them away?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160629 +0000" stop="20260915162729 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Digital Quality - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen don't want to go to the CD Library. CDs are for old people. Ew. Once Team Tennyson is there, Lord Decibel traps them inside and demands a ransom. Ben and Gwen find Kevin inside on a potentially nefarious quest of his own, but it turns out that Lord Decibel may have already found the item that they so desperately desire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162729 +0000" stop="20260915163824 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim Buk-TV - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson heads to the Okefenokee Swamp to witness the blooming of the Blushing Orchid, something that happens once every one hundred years. But their plans get disrupted when Tim Buk-Tu, trying to make his new 'reality' show more exciting, endangers the rare flower and everyone else at the swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163824 +0000" stop="20260915164919 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tokyo Fun Part 1: Big Bugg Bash - S04E21</title>
    <desc>While in Tokyo, Team Tennyson comes face to face with a horrible secret, Japan's hottest new restaurant is being run by the Bugg Brothers as a nefarious scheme to make loads of money off an unsuspecting public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164919 +0000" stop="20260915170014 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tokyo Fun Part 2: Slamming It Up - S04E22</title>
    <desc>While on a visit to the Sumo Slammers Amusement Park in Tokyo, Team Tennyson gets to watch a genuine sumo wrestling match as part of the Global Games, but when the mischievous Twain Twins crash the event to avenge their mother's medal snub years earlier, Ben must think things through if he is to stop the polarizing family!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170014 +0000" stop="20260915171108 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing up is Hard to Do - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen are stoked to enter a skating competition, but when Nanny Nightmare shows up to teach the skater kids some manners by turning them into babies, it's up to Team Tennyson to up their game if they are to have any chance at saving the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171108 +0000" stop="20260915172203 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hex Factor - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Hex mistakes an exclusive magic club for a top-secret Wizard society that snubbed him, Ben has to figure out how to work around the club's strict code of conduct to stop him without getting booted by security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172203 +0000" stop="20260915173258 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Tooth - S04E25</title>
    <desc>While on a trip to the dentist's office, a paranoid Ben grows uneasy over the dentist's odd behavior and goes into hiding, but when his suspicions prove right, and the dentist transforms into the monstrous Toothache, Ben must pull himself together if he is to save the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173258 +0000" stop="20260915174353 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Upheaval - S04E26</title>
    <desc>When Steam Smythe 'time travels' his way into a Renaissance Faire and kidnaps Max, Ben and Gwen must defeat him without breaking character.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174353 +0000" stop="20260915175447 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed of Sound - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson participates in the inaugural ride of the Sonitrain, the fastest train in the world, but when the conductor turns out to be Lord Decibel, Ben must derail his master plan if he is to save his family and the passengers on board the runaway train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175447 +0000" stop="20260915180542 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xingo's World - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max are on the road again and are supposed to be taking in the beautiful sights, but Ben refuses to put his video games away. Only the unexpected return of Xingo can spur him into action and teach him that the real world is just as important as any virtual one!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180542 +0000" stop="20260915181637 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummy Ache - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson go on a tour of the new Biggie Box Candy Store but when Toothache breaks out and kidnaps the owner, it is up to Ben to stop the monstrous dentist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181637 +0000" stop="20260915182732 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Players of the Lost Park - S04E30</title>
    <desc>When Team Tennyson visit Raspberry Park, they get more than they bargained for. What they think are innocent games of chance are a revenge plot by Zombozo to steal the Rustbuggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182732 +0000" stop="20260915183827 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>De-Fanged! - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson travel to the new Laser Town VR but when Kevin cheats his way to the top, Ben must team up with former champ Fang if he is going to defeat his souped-up rival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183827 +0000" stop="20260915192338 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10,010 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In a future where an adult Gwen Tennyson is president and the world is being taken over by the alien horde known as the Xerge, a disillusioned Ben 10000 is called out of retirement to recruit his 10-year old version from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120832 +0000" stop="20260915123115 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 Returns (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin follow a lead that takes them to a secret base in the desert. There they hope to find Grandpa Max but instead find a Highbreed spaceship with a giant cannon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123115 +0000" stop="20260915125355 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Talks About the Weather - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gwen discovers that Grandpa Max's badge is able to signal other Plumbers. However, by using it, they meet up with a familiar face, a pyronite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125355 +0000" stop="20260915131627 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin's Big Score - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin shatters Ben and Gwen's trust when he steals the Rust Bucket to sell for alien technology on the black market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131627 +0000" stop="20260915133852 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Max leaves Ben a series of instructions to contact a team of heroes. Things go the wrong direction when they soon find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133852 +0000" stop="20260915140140 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gwen's older brother, Ken, is suddenly missing. As they look, they encounter a surprise leading to a shocking secret from the DNAliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140140 +0000" stop="20260915142418 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pier Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While Ben has a date with Julie, it is soon ruined when an alien named Ship makes trouble at the local fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142418 +0000" stop="20260915144728 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are Little Girls Made Of? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother Verdona is an alien being, Verdona insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities. With this, Gwen is faced with a difficult decision between a human and alien life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144728 +0000" stop="20260915151007 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gauntlet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle. With it, Cash decides to get back on Ben, although this time, it's more than just a joke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151007 +0000" stop="20260915153303 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradox - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A time experiment in the 1950s sends a bizarre monster to Ben's time. Now Ben, Gwen, and Kevin must team up with Paradox, a time traveling hero, to face off against the unstoppable creature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153303 +0000" stop="20260915155549 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be-Knighted - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Forever Knights secure a weapon in hopes of aiding them slay a dragon they have held captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155549 +0000" stop="20260915161846 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plumbers' Helpers - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Freelance young Plumbers mistake Ben and his team as a threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161846 +0000" stop="20260915164131 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X = Ben + 2 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An alien emperor plans to destroy the planet Earth for kidnapping his daughter. In order to save the planet, Ben must uncover the secrets of Alien X.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164131 +0000" stop="20260915170406 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkstar Rising - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A new villain comes into town, his name is Darkstar, he commits some crimes and gets the team's attention fast</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170406 +0000" stop="20260915172707 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Together - S02E02</title>
    <desc>During a battle Ben and an alien commander are teleported to a distant world. They must put their differences aside if they're going to have any chance of finding a way to return to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172707 +0000" stop="20260915174939 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Copy, Bad Copy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An alien impersonates Ben with hopes of using his Omnitrix to annihilate him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174939 +0000" stop="20260915181216 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Last Dance - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin asks Gwen to the school dance; Ben fears he's losing control of the Omnitrix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181216 +0000" stop="20260915183455 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cooper is kidnapped by the DNAliens, who want him to build a mystery arch.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pet Project - S02E06</title>
    <desc>To find and destroy the alien dragon species, the Forever Knights capture Ship to control a starship they built out of alien technology to locate their homeworld and destroy them.</desc>
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    <title>Grounded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Ben's parents discover his ability to turn into aliens, they forbid him from using the Omnitrix and later ground him from using it again. Eventually Gwen is grounded too leaving Kevin to stop the DNAliens.</desc>
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    <title>Voided - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Gwen receives an S.O.S. from Helen, Ben must go into the Null Void to save her and Manny. Once there, he must find The Wrench in order to stop D'Void, who happens to be Ben's old enemy Dr. Animo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120922 +0000" stop="20260915123153 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An American Benwolf in London - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Ben and Rook are called to London to investigate the Forever Knights' latest activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123153 +0000" stop="20260915125419 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animo Crackers - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Animo from the future comes back to the present to help himself defeat Ben once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125419 +0000" stop="20260915131650 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rad Monster Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ben and Rook enlist the help of intergalactic smuggler Rad Dudesman to fly them through the Anur System—the home of the monstrous aliens!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131650 +0000" stop="20260915133921 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charmed, I'm Sure - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Still stranded on the monster planet Anur Transyl, Ben and Rook reluctantly team up with Charmcaster to take on Zs'Skayr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133921 +0000" stop="20260915140153 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vampire Strikes Back - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ben, Rook, and Rad Dudesman come face to face with the evil Lord Transyl, a vampire-like alien who can make anyone his loyal slave!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140153 +0000" stop="20260915142426 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catfight - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The princesses Looma and Attea are at odds over who gets to marry Ben!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142426 +0000" stop="20260915144700 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect This - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Ben finally meets the ones responsible for his intergalactic TV show, and the actor who makes Ben 10 more famous than Ben himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144700 +0000" stop="20260915150901 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Vilgax and Eon team up to wipe out every Ben in every dimension.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150901 +0000" stop="20260915153058 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Was Ben - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Professor Paradox unites the good Bens from across all dimensions to take on Vilgax, Eon, and the evil Bens in the ultimate showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153058 +0000" stop="20260915155257 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vengers - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Billy Billions, Kangaroo Kommando, and Captain Nemesis team up to take down Ben, and claim his place as protector of Bellwood?!?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155257 +0000" stop="20260915161455 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cough It Up - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Psyphon and a gang of bounty hunters are after Argit, who is in possession of a dangerous weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161455 +0000" stop="20260915163729 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rooters of All Evil - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Meet the Rooters, the Black Ops wing of the Plumbers from the Null Void. They've come looking for someone close to Ben, and they mean business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163729 +0000" stop="20260915170003 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blukic and Driba Go to Area 51 - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A mysterious Galvan arrives and demands Blukic and Driba to give back a super powerful weapon needed to stop a threat to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170003 +0000" stop="20260915172205 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Honor Among Bros - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Rook is under the influence of Fistrick's "bro" essence, and starts to act like a bro. Can he and Ben infiltrate an alien fight club to claim the Golden Fist?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172205 +0000" stop="20260915174441 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Universe Vs. Tennyson - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Ben gets dragged into intergalactic court by the other Celestialsapiens for recreating the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174441 +0000" stop="20260915180714 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weapon XI: Part 1 - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Argit attempt to warn the Amalgam Kids about the Rooters intentions. Meanwhile Ben, Rook, and Gwen set off to find Kevin and land themselves in the Null Void!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180714 +0000" stop="20260915182911 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weapon XI: Part 2 - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Rooters have seemingly turned Kevin and the Amalgam Kids against Ben. Can Rook and Gwen help him overcome the opposition and escape the Null Void?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182911 +0000" stop="20260915185113 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charm School - S04E03</title>
    <desc>At Gwen's college, Ben suspects a new teacher and new student are old enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185113 +0000" stop="20260915191342 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakpoint - S04E06</title>
    <desc>As Wildvine, Ben goes undercover with a crime ring and is tempted by their extreme lifestyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191342 +0000" stop="20260915193539 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Ben World: Part 2 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben, Ben 23, and Dr. Psychobos become reluctant allies in a parallel-dimension maelstrom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193539 +0000" stop="20260915195811 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hedorium to Eternity - S04E11</title>
    <desc>11-year-old Ben, Gwen, and friends go on the adventure of a lifetime in their own backyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121540 +0000" stop="20260915123734 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Vreedles - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ma Vreedle plans to create a clone army of her newest spawn, using all of Earth's saltwater as a key ingredient in the cloning process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123734 +0000" stop="20260915125932 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Vilgax and the Flame Keepers' Circle duel George and the Forever Knights, who oppose their goals of reviving Dagon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125932 +0000" stop="20260915132205 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solitary Alignment - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Azmuth reveals how Sir George got his sword and slayed Dagon, and the team decides to make a deal with the First Knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132205 +0000" stop="20260915134437 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inspector 13 - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mysterious weapon master from Techadon visits Earth and wants the Ultimatrix to enhance his creations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134437 +0000" stop="20260915140713 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemy of My Frenemy - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin set out to rescue Charmcaster from Ledgerdomain, but, unbeknownst to them, Charmcaster has plans of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140713 +0000" stop="20260915142945 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couples Retreat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Darkstar finds his way into Ledgerdomain, where he seduces Charmcaster, using her energies in his latest attempt to destroy Ben, Gwen, and Kevin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142945 +0000" stop="20260915145213 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch a Falling Star - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Movie star Jennifer Nocturne, who is not in her right mind, teams up with the evil Captain Nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145213 +0000" stop="20260915151432 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggman Cometh - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dr. Animo returns with an army of dragon-like mutants, while Ben has his own problems with his new transformation, Juryrigg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151432 +0000" stop="20260915153649 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Nightmare - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Albedo tries to reclaim the Ultimatrix from Ben by transporting him into one of his own worst nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153649 +0000" stop="20260915155902 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning of the End - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Flame Keepers' Circle try to release Dagon from his dimension, but Vilgax is released instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155902 +0000" stop="20260915162127 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Enemy (1) - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Dagon breaks out of the seal and turns all humans into Flame Keepers' Circle soldiers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162127 +0000" stop="20260915164407 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Enemy (2) - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Vilgax betrays Dagon so that he can absorb all of his power to destroy his one true enemy: Ben Tennyson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164407 +0000" stop="20260915170618 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fame - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben's secret identity is exposed, casting him into the spotlight. Elsewhere, an alien plans to detonate a nuclear bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170618 +0000" stop="20260915172857 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duped - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben uses Echo Echo to make two clones of himself to attempt to be in three places at once.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172857 +0000" stop="20260915175132 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit 'Em Where They Live - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Zombozo, Charmcaster, and Vulkanus form an alliance and plan to ambush Ben's parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175132 +0000" stop="20260915181349 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Games - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will Harangue comes up with a mastermind plan to put an end to Ben, the 'menace'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181349 +0000" stop="20260915183613 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Aggregor - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The real story behind Aggregor and his escaped prisoners is revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183613 +0000" stop="20260915185849 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Hot to Handle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Kevin accidentally releases Aggregor's third prisoner from a suit that protects others from his radiation, the gang has to stop him from radiating the Earth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185849 +0000" stop="20260915192124 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andreas' Fault - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The gang encounter Argit, who has teamed up with the Forever Knights and Aggregor's fourth prisoner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192124 +0000" stop="20260915194347 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fused - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ben accidentally gets fused with Aggregor's fifth prisoner who has no plans of getting out of his body!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121051 +0000" stop="20260915122156 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elf Band - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Holly and her parents try to impress Snobby King and Queen Marigold with help from the elf band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122156 +0000" stop="20260915123258 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ant Hill - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Things start to go missing all over the kingdom, and Ben and Holly realise that ants are stealing their possessions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123258 +0000" stop="20260915124403 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redbeard The Elf Pirate - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Barnaby elf's uncle Redbeard has lost all his treasure, prompting Holly and Ben to follow the clues in an effort to track it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124403 +0000" stop="20260915125509 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tadpoles - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Holly takes frogspawn home to look after, but is shocked the following morning to discover it has turned into tadpoles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125509 +0000" stop="20260915130613 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cows - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The children visit a big farm to find out where milk comes from.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130613 +0000" stop="20260915131718 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen Thistle's Day Off - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Holly, Ben, Nanny and the King have to look after naughty twins Daisy and Poppy for the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131718 +0000" stop="20260915132821 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Class - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Nanny Plum takes the children for a lesson in the woods and uses magic to transform herself into a frog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132821 +0000" stop="20260915133926 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Toy Robot - S01E36</title>
    <desc>The friends fix a broken toy robot, only for it to start cleaning out the castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133926 +0000" stop="20260915135031 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Bad Barry - S01E37</title>
    <desc>King Thistle goes fishing with Mr Elf, Ben and Holly, and decides they should catch the meanest fish ever - Big Bad Barry - for their supper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135031 +0000" stop="20260915140134 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Thistle's Birthday - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Everyone is confused when the King declares no one is allowed to celebrate his birthday, because he does not want to get any older.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140134 +0000" stop="20260915141237 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wand Factory - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Holly breaks her wand and must go to the factory at the bottom of the Great Elf Tree to get it fixed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141237 +0000" stop="20260915142342 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camping Out - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Holly goes on a camping trip with Ben and his parents, but the annoying Mr Gnome turns up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142342 +0000" stop="20260915143445 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Snooty King and Queen Marigold invite themselves to dinner at the castle, where they sample Nanny Plum's cooking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143445 +0000" stop="20260915144550 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Woodpecker - S01E42</title>
    <desc>King Thistle is confused when his magic bird-spotting book fails to identify a new creature that has made a nest in the castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144550 +0000" stop="20260915145654 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy and Poppy's Pet - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Nanny Plum conjures up a hamster for the twins, but the naughty new pet causes chaos in the castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145654 +0000" stop="20260915150759 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elf Rocket - S01E44</title>
    <desc>King Thistle competes with the elves to build a rocket that can fly to the moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150759 +0000" stop="20260915151902 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picnic on the Moon - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The visitors venture out of the rockets onto the moon, but quickly realise they do not have enough fuel to return home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151902 +0000" stop="20260915153007 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy's Picnic - S01E46</title>
    <desc>The elf and fairy children learn how the rubbish left after a picnic can be recycled into new toys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153007 +0000" stop="20260915154110 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acorn Day - S01E47</title>
    <desc>A gang of squirrels appears at the Great Elf Tree determined to store acorns inside, but the Wise Old Elf has other ideas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154110 +0000" stop="20260915155215 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elf Submarine - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The duo set sail to retrieve Redbeard the pirate's sunken treasure, but Big Bad Barry tries to stop them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155215 +0000" stop="20260915160318 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visiting the Marigolds - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Everyone visits King and Queen Marigold's castle, but chaos ensues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160318 +0000" stop="20260915161421 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S01E50</title>
    <desc>The twins cause chaos when they invite their friends to the castle for a birthday party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161421 +0000" stop="20260915162524 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S01E51</title>
    <desc>The youngsters help when Mr Elf forgets to deliver the last box of toys to Father Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162524 +0000" stop="20260915163627 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The North Pole - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The elf plane is forced to make an emergency landing en route to delivering the last batch of Christmas presents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163627 +0000" stop="20260915165835 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giants in the Meadow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165835 +0000" stop="20260915172043 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs Fig's Magic School - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Holly goes to school for the first time, to learn something other than how to make magic jelly. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. Everybody learns a lesson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172043 +0000" stop="20260915174251 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy and Poppy's Playgroup - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After the disappearance of Mrs Fotheringill, the twins have had no playgroup to attend. With no willing substitute available, Queen Thistle becomes their new teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174251 +0000" stop="20260915180500 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Magic Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When the fairies wake up to find that their wands are not working, the kingdom has to cope without any help from magic for the entire day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180500 +0000" stop="20260915183811 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds, the old rivals cannot help trying their best to outdo each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183811 +0000" stop="20260915184917 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Times - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The fairy kingdom is left without food because there is nothing left in the treasure chest to pay the elves. As money doesn't grow on trees, King Thistle has to find a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184917 +0000" stop="20260915190022 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaston Goes To School - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Strawberry introduces her new pet to her classmates and everyone is impressed with how well trained she is. Gaston is sent to pet school, where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190022 +0000" stop="20260915191126 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elf Rescue - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Redbeard, who is giving Nanny Plum, Ben and Holly a ride on his 'unsinkable' boat, hits a rock, he calls on the services of Elf Rescue!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191126 +0000" stop="20260915192231 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy's School - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, but they must avoid being spotted by the teacher, Miss Cookie. Will they make it to the end of the lesson?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192231 +0000" stop="20260915193336 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Dragon - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193336 +0000" stop="20260915194439 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolly Plum - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194439 +0000" stop="20260915195545 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Redbeard the Pirate goes in search of the Lost City, he soon gets in some bother and has to be rescued from the most unlikely spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120715 +0000" stop="20260915125928 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name That Tune - S11E03</title>
    <desc>1.Benny's Ballad: Love
2.Fred Scuttle's Happy Holiday
3.Benny's International Television: T.V. Romania Te Rose
4.Station 007 New York Presents '1994'
5.Women's Lib Television
6.Name That Tune?
7.Hill's Angels in New York, New York
8.Benny Quickies
9.The Three Musketeers
10.Close: Three Musketeers Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125928 +0000" stop="20260915135123 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WonderGran Meets Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide - S12E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes!
2.Benny's Ballad: Maria
3.The Loser
4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That
5.Circus Clown
6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus!
7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc
8.Runaway with Hill's Angels
9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments
10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal &amp; Mr. Hyde
11.Close: Wondergran Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135123 +0000" stop="20260915144222 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade - S12E02</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Crow's Feet
2.Benny's Ballad: Down On The Farm
3.A Tribute To The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
4.Channel Surfing
5.Benny's Monologue: Castaway
6.The Poster Girl
7.Benny Quickie: Camera Shy
8.Down The Road with Hill's Angels
   a. Keep Young &amp; Beautiful
   b. An Occasional Man
   c. Ease On Down The Road
9.Undercover Sanitary Inspector
10.Bus Stop She-Hulk
11.Close: She-Hulk Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144222 +0000" stop="20260915153317 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Poppa - S12E03</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football
2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete
3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather!
4.The Georgian Dancers
5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee
6.Big Poppa
7.News At Ten
8.Remote Control Hill's Angels
9.Man Wanted
10.Close: Man Wanted Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153317 +0000" stop="20260915162431 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monte Carbolic Show - S13E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty!
2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island
3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings
4.Schoolteacher
5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide
6.Benny Quickie: Risky
7.Cleaning Up Dimpton
8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II
9.The Monte Carbolic Show
10.Closing: The Park
11.Park Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162431 +0000" stop="20260915171542 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Dimpton Street Party - S13E02</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird!
2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke
3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power!
4.Learning All the Time!
5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref!
6.Talking Point
7.The Little Dimpton Street Party
8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools
9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl
10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2!
11.The Video Machine
12.Benny Quickie: Caught!
13.In the Wrong Place
14.Mimed Striptease
15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List
16.Cops and Robbers
17.Cops and Robbers Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171542 +0000" stop="20260915180703 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superteech - S14E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered!
2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard
3.Benny Quickies: Mummies!
4.Me and My Shadow
5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein
6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour
7.Television Censors
8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner
9.Benny Quickies
10.Superteech
11.Superteech Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180703 +0000" stop="20260915185752 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday - S14E02</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickies: Personnel
2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero
3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again
4.Holiday
5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed
6.Sit up &amp; Listen
7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West
8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler
9.A Clown in Town
10.Crown Court
11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub
12.Saucy Boy!
13.Go Kart Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185752 +0000" stop="20260915194958 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scuttlevision - S15E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickies: Confusion
2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer
3.Scuttlevision
4.The Drunk
5.Stupid Cupid
6.Club Bizarre
7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber
8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down!
9.On the Beach
10.Beach Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121904 +0000" stop="20260915124123 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bernie becomes concerned when he begins to see the classic signs that old age is catching up with him. He's forgetful, has aches and pains, and is finding gray hairs in, uh, unwanted places. When a panic attack sends Bernie to the Emergency Room after an argument with the kids, he decides to not let the kids send him to an early grave. He fights back and begins trying to act young again. He blasts his music and nags his friends for not staying up all night to play poker with him.
Bernie only makes matters worse however when all his ""young"" activities take their toll on his mind and body. When Bryana asks Bernie to play in her Father-Daughter Basketball tournament at school, he complains, saying that he is just too old to play. When he gets to the game though, he realizes that he should be playing and joins in. Although he gets hurt playing, Bernie realizes that being old doesn't mean stopping your life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124123 +0000" stop="20260915130340 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lock Down - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When someone breaks into the Mac house, Bernie realizes how vulnerable his family is and turns the house into a high-security compound. Bernie is reminded by his friends of all the crime that happens outside of the home and drives his family crazy with his overprotectiveness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130340 +0000" stop="20260915132558 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac 101 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family's kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132558 +0000" stop="20260915134815 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were N-Riched Man - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After hearing Bernie use inappropriate language at home, Bryana goes to school and repeats itâ€”much to the horror of her teacher. Soon after, a social worker shows up at the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134815 +0000" stop="20260915141033 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop Having Sex - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bernie is concerned that the kids are exposed to mature subjects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141033 +0000" stop="20260915143251 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets and Lies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Bernie takes Jordan to a Clippers' game but tells Wanda that Jordan has had an asthma attack and had to go to the hospital.  Wanda tries to help Jordan 'feel better'.  He feels guilty and asks Bernie if he can admit his wrongdoing.  Bernie explains that it is occasionaly ok to lie, but Jordan takes it to a whole new level.  He manipulates his sisters, aunt, school, and even Bernie.  When the family has dinner a slew of lies are admitted by everyone in the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143251 +0000" stop="20260915145509 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly's Heroes - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Bernie lets his friend Kelly stay at the house after his girlfriend, Daphne, broke up with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145509 +0000" stop="20260915151725 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Home Chicago (1) - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The kids hope to see their mother when the family heads to Chicago for a funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151725 +0000" stop="20260915153942 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Home Chicago (2) - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The kids hope to see their mother when the family heads to Chicago for a funeral. Don Cheadle guest stars as Bernie's Cousin D.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153942 +0000" stop="20260915160244 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep It on the Short Grass - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's Bernie who acts like a kid when Wanda teams with him in a charity golf tournament. Bernie sees it as a grudge match against the host, Matt Damon, who has been claiming he consistently outshot ""Mac Man"" while they were filming Ocean's Eleven. Bernie savors the thought of beating the Oscar winner in publicâ€”but his confidence wavers when he learns that Damon's warriorlike playing partner in the best-ball event is Lucy Lawless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160244 +0000" stop="20260915162446 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Dolly - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Bryana loses her doll after a day at the beach, Bernie begins a midnight odyssey to retrieve it. After a grueling search, Bernie finds the doll, but realizes he must wean Bryana from it. When reasoning with her fails, Bernie decides to take more drastic action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162446 +0000" stop="20260915164647 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carfool - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bernie is delighted that the kids are in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive them to school two days a week. The delight is short-lived when the carpool becomes more complicated. Jordan teases one of the boys in the car, so Bernie makes Jordan set up a playdate with him. Eventually the boy starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend, and the boy's father won't stop bothering Bernie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164647 +0000" stop="20260915170848 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac Local 137 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bernie is sick of the kids tearing up the house, so he decides to make them clean up everything they've ruined. The kids go along with the plan until they realize Bernie isn't paying them extra for their labor. The kids decide to go on strike. When the house turns into a sty, Bernie hires scabs (neighborhood kids) to do the work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170848 +0000" stop="20260915173037 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Jungle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173037 +0000" stop="20260915175238 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernie Mac Dance Party - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175238 +0000" stop="20260915181403 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tryptophan-tasy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>To ensure he has enough turkey at Thanksgiving, Bernie makes his own personal, no-kids-allowed birdâ€”which comes out undercooked, thanks to Jordan. But Bernie plows through anyway, only to suffer a ravaging illness that prompts two disturbing dreams. In the first, he and Jordan are claymation characters in a cartoon universe, where Bernie takes a measure of revenge by capturing his young ""jive turkey."" In the other, Bernie and Wanda are flying to a kid-free tropical vacationâ€”until he spots a demonic Vanessa on the wing of the plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181403 +0000" stop="20260915183604 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The United Front - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a ""united front"" to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183604 +0000" stop="20260915185806 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Life - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Don Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. Though it's a sore shoulderâ€”and badgering from Wandaâ€”that sends Bernie to the doctor, he comes away sore at the physician for weighing him down with bad news. The problem can be controlled through diet and exercise, but that would mean avoiding the finer things to which big Mac is accustomed...like fries from Royal Burger. But neighborly Dr. Rickles suggests that stress is the real problem, and what causes stress? Why, dieting, of course! And that's the case Bernie presents to an incredulous Wanda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185806 +0000" stop="20260915191934 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin Cup - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he believes he's being unduly punished. After a priest at school misinterprets Jordan's innocent questions about religion, he warns Bernie, who sentences the boy to intensive Bible study. But that backfires when Jordan cons younger sister Bryanna into being the standard-bearer for a crusade against sinâ€”keeping his own hands clean when Bryanna dumps Bernie's liquor; rips up his celebrity photos (to combat idolatry); and tells on Wanda when she fibs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191934 +0000" stop="20260915194109 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Bernie relishes this rare opportunity for adult conversation. But playing a parlor game underscores just how much being around the kids has influenced Bernie â€” asked to name something that flies, he submits ""Tinkerbell"" â€” and he takes some, well, kidding, from the Duke. Back at home, Vanessa baby-sits her siblings and takes matters into her own hand when Jordan gets troublesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120516 +0000" stop="20260915125647 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black and Blue - S06E05</title>
    <desc>While business booms for Jimmy, the vise tightens on the cat-and-mouse game between Gus and Lalo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125647 +0000" stop="20260915134042 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Axe and Grind - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Kim and Jimmy enlist a knowledgeable contact; Howard scrutinizes Jimmy's business practices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134042 +0000" stop="20260915143026 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plan and Execution - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Kim deal with a last-minute snag in their plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143026 +0000" stop="20260915151927 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point and Shoot - S06E08</title>
    <desc>An unexpected visitor forces Jimmy and Kim to face the consequences of their actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151927 +0000" stop="20260915161521 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun and Games - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Gus attempts to smooth things over with the cartel while Mike ties up loose ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161521 +0000" stop="20260915170625 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nippy - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A new player gets in the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170625 +0000" stop="20260915180326 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Bad - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Emboldened by recent successes, partners throw caution to the wind and escalate their enterprise to new levels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180326 +0000" stop="20260915190117 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waterworks - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The stakes are raised when a discovery is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121004 +0000" stop="20260915123106 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bulbs - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lem flips out when his mother, a brilliant scientist who has always intimidated him, comes to visit and begins an affair with Dr. Bhamba. Meanwhile, Ted gets miffed when Linda suddenly gets all the credit after she makes a suggestion to improve on his prize project, a light bulb that burns forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123106 +0000" stop="20260915125234 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Veronica's sexy magician boyfriend Mordor comes to town and she starts slacking off at work big time, Ted tries to interfere in her love life to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Lem is perplexed when he is mysteriously given a bright red lab coat while everyone else has plain white ones... Is someone at Veridian trying to tell him something?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125234 +0000" stop="20260915131410 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Repression - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a misunderstanding leads oddball Sheila to falsely accuse both Ted and Linda of sexual harassment, Veronica comes up with a solution to avoid having them punished. She convinces Veridian to classify sexual harassment as a disease so anyone accused of it can't be held responsible. But when the employees get wind of the new rule, things start to get a little crazy in the office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131410 +0000" stop="20260915133511 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beating a Dead Workforce - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After an employee literally drops dead in the midst of Veridian's big push to finish a major project -- a machine that ironically will get people to sleep -- Veronica tries to use the incident as inspiration to make the staff work even harder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133511 +0000" stop="20260915135708 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change We Can't Believe In - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135708 +0000" stop="20260915141842 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impertence of Communicationizing - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When a typo in a memo about inappropriate behavior at Veridian Dynamics orders employees to now engage in offensive language, Ted tries to convince the company to correct the error, but not before the insults start flying. Meanwhile, Veronica is afraid, and guilty. If the company can make such a stupid mistake, can it be that her own promotion is the result of a typo on a memo meant for W. Palmer and not V. Palmer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141842 +0000" stop="20260915144021 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long and Winding High Road - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ted insists on taking the high road after his nemesis at work comes up with almost the exact same project that Ted's team has been working on. But Veronica will stop at nothing to get the upper hand, enlisting Linda and even little Rose's help in sabotaging the rival project</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144021 +0000" stop="20260915150151 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lust in Translation - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ted romances a beautiful German executive who can't speak a word of English. It doesn't matter Veridian is developing a translation device for her company, enabling the two to communicate. The problem is, the voice of the device is Phil's, which ruins the mood for Ted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150151 +0000" stop="20260915152330 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mess of a Salesman - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ted helps his fast talking brother, Billy, get a job selling lab equipment for one of Veridian's biggest suppliers, but no good deed goes unpunished, as Billy proceeds to sell Veridian more equipment than they could ever use and corrupts Phil and Lem in the process. Meanwhile, a charity for girls that Veridian supports gives Veronica an award, but when she and Linda learn that the company actually gives very little of the money it raises to the charity, they set out to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152330 +0000" stop="20260915154403 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Veronica is suspicious that Ted might be using his daughter to bond with the boss in an effort to advance his career. Meanwhile, Phil and Lem tentatively start a friendship with Linda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154403 +0000" stop="20260915160537 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swag the Dog - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Phil and Lem embark on a quest to gain respect around the office, Veronica goes on a reluctant treasure hunt inside the Veridian building, and Ted has to confront rumors of staff favoritism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160537 +0000" stop="20260915162728 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162728 +0000" stop="20260915164828 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ted tries to get Phil to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation over the side effects from his cryogenic freezing. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164828 +0000" stop="20260915170946 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Rose-colored HAZMAT Suits - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170946 +0000" stop="20260915173121 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racial Sensitivity - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ted discovers that Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173121 +0000" stop="20260915175300 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win Some, Dose Some - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Linda is accidentally dosed with an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175300 +0000" stop="20260915181441 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, Mr. Chips - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181441 +0000" stop="20260915183622 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Happy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183622 +0000" stop="20260915185802 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Are the Boss of Me - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185802 +0000" stop="20260915191944 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bioshuffle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Trust and Consequence - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120807 +0000" stop="20260915123339 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed, Incorporated - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Mr. Drysdale wants Jed to incorporate for the tax advantages. So the Clampetts take over the top floor of the Commerce Bank and start doing what they can to stimulate the economy by getting more money into the hands of more people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123339 +0000" stop="20260915125919 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Learns to Drive - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Motorists and pedestrians become endangered species when Granny learns to drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125919 +0000" stop="20260915132456 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin in Beverly Hills - S02E34</title>
    <desc>When Granny feels home-sick, Mr. Drysdale get’s Jed’s old cabin from back home and sets it up in the Clampetts’ backyard to surprise her on her birthday. A coed with a sociology major thinks that they live there as the Drysdale’s servants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132456 +0000" stop="20260915135031 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed Foils a Home Wrecker - S02E35</title>
    <desc>When Mrs. Drysdale hires a demolition man to remove the Clampetts’ cabin, Mr. Drysdale decides to occupy it so it can’t be removed. The Clampetts think a “home wrecker” is breaking up the Drysdale’s marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135031 +0000" stop="20260915141549 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jethro's Graduation - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Jethro is graduating at last – from the 6th grade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141549 +0000" stop="20260915144131 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed Becomes a Movie Mogul - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Jed buys a struggling movie studio, the family tries to help by working there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144131 +0000" stop="20260915150654 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clampett City - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Clampetts mistake a movie-lot prop town for Drysdale's planned new Clampett City development.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150654 +0000" stop="20260915153215 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clampett City, General Store - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Clampetts try to run the general store on the empty studio set but can’t understand the lack of customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153215 +0000" stop="20260915155738 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hedda Hopper's Hollywood - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hollywood columnist Hedda Hopper enlists Jed’s help to try to save the movie studio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155738 +0000" stop="20260915162318 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Jed Clampett - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The family mistakes Jed’s honorary doctorate degree for a medical license, which doesn’t sit well with Granny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162318 +0000" stop="20260915164807 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed the Heartbreaker - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Drysdale plots to force the Clampetts out by throwing herself at Jed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164807 +0000" stop="20260915171349 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Marineland - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jethro decides to join the Marines, so the Clampetts try to enlist him at the Marineland aquarium park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171349 +0000" stop="20260915173926 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Idol - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Johnny Poke, a friend from back home, has become a teen idol, but the Clampetts think he is a delusional failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173926 +0000" stop="20260915180253 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Widow Poke Arrives - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Granny schemes to fix Johnny Poke’s mother up with Jed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180253 +0000" stop="20260915182838 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballet - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Drysdale solicits Jed’s donation to save the local ballet company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182838 +0000" stop="20260915185418 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boarder - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Drysdales’ new butler, Arthur Pinckney, accidentally ends up at the Clampetts’ new boarding house and tries to mold them into the perfect staff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185418 +0000" stop="20260915192005 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boarder Stays - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Drysdales’ butler leaves the Clampetts in frustration, but when he returns, he is put on trial for failing to pay for his boarding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192005 +0000" stop="20260915194406 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start the New Year Right - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Drysdale’s frustration with the Clampetts lands her in the hospital with a nervous condition, and she refuses to leave until the Clampetts are gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121258 +0000" stop="20260915125609 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Comes This Time Each Year - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cindy fly to London to spend Christmas with Brenda. Brandon stays in town with Kelly, who is reluctant to reveal her scars to him. Felice offers Ray $10,000 to stay away from Donna forever. Donna is mortified when Felice reveals that he accepted the check, but it turns out he only took it as evidence of her mother's scheming. Ray and Donna use the money to send LuAnn on a cruise, as this has always been her dream. Dylan seeks the FBI's help in tracking down Kevin and Suzanne in Brazil. Christine tells him that the agency is too busy to assist him. She puts him in touch with a strange man named Jonesy, who will help him out in exchange for half of the money. Andrea and Jesse quarrel when Hannah does not enjoy her first Christmas. He claims that Andrea is to blame for her crying, ignoring the fact that Hannah is six months old and teething. The gang saves the day when it arrives dressed as Santa's and elves, and Dylan meets Hannah for the first time. David feels slighted when Clare fails to tell her father the truth about their relationship. Music: 'Please Come Home for Christmas' by Jon Bon Jovi, 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree' by Brenda Lee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125609 +0000" stop="20260915133853 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentenced to Life - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Steve succeeds in eluding his community service assignment at a retirement home but reconsiders after encountering Saul Howard, a famous actor who worked on Samantha's sitcom. Saul is a vibrant and funny man who suffers from Alzheimer's Disease. Steve's friendship with Saul causes him to appreciate what he has and stop whining about his legal difficulties. Saul also encourages Steve to let go of his anger against Rush, as he relates his rocky relationship with the daughter he tragically lost. Dylan does not wish to contest the drunken driving charge against him, but Jesse urges him to plea bargain. He receives probation and a suspended license. Andrea has another meeting with Peter at the laundromat. They learn each other's marital status when Peter is on-call during Hannah's medical emergency, yet still seem attracted to one another. David and Clare take over as organizers of the Peach Pit: After Dark. Ray balks at an opening night gig; he confesses to Donna that he has stage fright. Kelly continues to mistrust Valerie, whose phone call later saves her from sleeping through their psychology final. Music: 'There Goes My Baby' by the Drifters, 'Drive Me' / 'I Know the Game* by Jamie Walters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133853 +0000" stop="20260915142125 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweating It Out - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Dylan asks Brandon to join him on a motorcycle road trip before he begins his probation and loses his driver's license. They constantly argue about Kelly and nearly call off the trip. They are caught going to the bathroom on a Native American burial ground, and must make amends by digging a hole for a special ceremony. The Native American sheriff invites Brandon and Dylan to join him in a sweat lodge, where they learn valuable lessons. Jonesy calls Dylan and tells him that he has found Kevin and Suzanne. Kelly and Valerie attend a psychology seminar conducted by Professor Patrick Finley. Val laughs off the philosophies and decides to leave. Kelly takes the professor's words to heart because of her experience with the fire. Steve is still bitter about being cut out of the Peach Pit After Dark. Rush apologizes for being insensitive to his feelings. Donna turns to Vince Lombardi for inspiration to help Ray overcome his stage fright. Valerie develops an interest in Ray. Music: 'Runaway' by Del Shannon, 'Turn the Beat Around' by Gloria Estefan, 'I Know the Game' by Jamie Walters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142125 +0000" stop="20260915150555 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hazardous to Your Health - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dylan flies to Mexico, where Kevin and Suzanne have recently re-located their smuggling business. Jonesy's female partner has abandoned him, so Dylan enlists Valerie's help. She flirts with Kevin and tricks him into revealing the location of the couple's bank account. Jonesy wires the money into an FBI account. He wants to leave, and is furious when Dylan insists on rescuing Erica. He and Val are caught in the act, but Jonesy returns with the cops and saves them. The university denies tenure to Professor Finley, sending his followers into an uproar. Brandon tries to defuse the situation, and learns from Dean Whitmore that parents have accused Finley of trying to ""convert"" students. Finley lashes out at Brandon, creating a rift between Kelly and him. Music: 'Sherry' by the Four Seasons (#1, 1962); 'I Know the Game' by Jamie Walters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150555 +0000" stop="20260915154619 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Monsters - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Kelly alienates her friends as she becomes more deeply involved with Finley's cause. Brandon writes an editorial supporting Finley in the hopes of getting back into Kelly's good graces. The university elects to oust Finley, who vows to continue his teachings elsewhere. He urges Kelly to break it off with Brandon, as he feels that Brandon distracts her from the "evolution." A record company pursues Ray, and Ariel is the A&amp;R representative who must seal the deal. Donna and David warn Ray to stay away from Ariel, but he insists that their relationship will remain strictly business. Ray rejects the contract because it would require him to surrender his publishing rights. After a visit to Hawaii to ensure that the two get along, Dylan decides to leave Erica with Iris. Valerie demands compensation for her role in retrieving Erica and the money, and finds Dylan's $10,000 offer unsatisfactory. Jonesy agrees to a much larger payoff if she promises to work with him again. Andrea worries about Hannah's health as Jesse prepares to leave town for an interview. He suggests that she call Peter for reassurance. Andrea winds up going on a date with Peter, where they share a public kiss. Music: 'Why' / 'I Know the Game' by Jamie Walters, 'Every Day of the Week by Jade, 'My Guy' by Mary Wells, 'One' by Three Dog Night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154619 +0000" stop="20260915162941 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Heart - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Finley pushes Kelly to end her relationship with Brandon, but she cannot go through with it. She later dumps him during a confrontation at Finley's new headquarters, and Brandon reluctantly turns to Dylan for help. Valerie uses her new windfall to move out of the Walsh house and into a luxurious hotel. She ignores Dylan's warnings about the loneliness associated with life at a hotel. Donna goes to bed with Ray but then cuts things off, leaving him very frustrated. Val pops the lighter in Ray's truck, draining the battery so that he has to seek a ride. She lures him back to her hotel room. Andrea becomes uncomfortable when she and Jesse run into Peter and his wife at the movies. Everyone pitches in as the After Dark hosts a telethon for pediatric heart patients. Steve struggles to fulfill his promise to get the R&amp;B group Jade for the event. Music: 'Hold On' performed by Jamie Walters, 'Mind, Body &amp; Soul' / 'Every Day of the Week' performed by Jade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162941 +0000" stop="20260915171415 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Dylan feigns an interest in Professor Finley's teachings in order to infiltrate the operation. He and Kelly get carried away and kiss after attending a wedding. Dylan discovers that Finley arranges romantic pairings to secure wealthy benefactors. He promises to donate all of his money if Finley can convince Kelly to take him back. Kelly tries to seduce Dylan, but refuses to believe his allegations about Finley. Brandon brings in one of Finley's former lieutenants to convince Kelly that the evolution is a fraud. Kelly leaves the group and reunites with Brandon, leaving Dylan heartbroken. Ray ends his fling with Valerie, although she doesn't seem to get the message. Andrea takes a researcher position at the hospital and spends most of her time fooling around with Peter. Music: 'Hold On' by Wilson Phillips (#1, 1990); 'House of Love' by Amy Grant and Vince Gill (#37, 1995).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171415 +0000" stop="20260915175512 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone at the Top - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Valerie buys the Peach Pit After Dark from Rush. She threatens to fire Ray unless he resumes their relationship. Ray refuses to give in and decides to go on tour. Donna is furious with David for failing to defend Ray. Peter rents a motel room so that he and Andrea can have some privacy for their liaisons. Dylan rebuffs Valerie's advances; she tempts him by leaving a joint at his house. He tries to smoke it, but cannot light it due to heavy wind. The incident prompts Dylan to visit his friend Charley from rehab, who is now managing his family's motel. The student body demands action from Brandon following a rash of thefts on campus. Panic sweeps across the university after a woman is raped in broad daylight. David's roommate Lenny, a loner in his late twenties, is questioned about the crime. Music: 'Why' / 'Hold On' performed by Jamie Walters, 'Little Red Book' by Love, 'In a Broken Dream' by the Faces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175512 +0000" stop="20260915183633 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Hurts - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Lenny is released, as he has an alibi and the victim (an acquaintance) clears him. He confesses to David that he served time for sexual assault; he may have taken part in a rape while wandering the streets in a drunken stupor during his tour in the gulf. The outraged students try to run Lenny off campus, and Brandon agrees to help him transfer to another school. Valerie convinces Donna that David is to blame for Ray's departure. David and Donna get into a screaming match. Lenny reveals that Garrett Slan, a CU cafeteria worker, also spent time in a military prison. Brandon warns Clare that Garrett may be fixated on her, but he has moved on to Donna. Garrett breaks into the beach apartment, holds Donna at knifepoint, and tries to rape her. David interrupts as he comes over to apologize to Donna. She lets him know that something is amiss by calling him "Dave," and he bursts in and hits Garrett in the head with a baseball bat. Dylan decides to help Charley turn his screenplay into a motion picture. Dylan sees Andrea with Peter at the motel and offers to serve as her confidante. Tired of bickering with Jesse, Andrea plans to leave him for Peter. He informs her that he is not interested in a commitment. Cindy tries to help Jackie get a date. Sparks fly between Jackie and Mel when they run into each other at the Peach Pit. Music: 'S.O.S.' by Cathy Dennis, 'She Don't Use Jelly' performed by Flaming Lips, 'One Night In Heaven' by M People.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183633 +0000" stop="20260915192135 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unreal World - S05E24</title>
    <desc>As a class project, David and Clare plan to film a documentary about an eclectic group of roommates. When the subjects back out, David and Clare decide to impersonate them, with help from Steve, Donna, Kelly and Brandon. A number of incidents cause the group to break character. Steve becomes depressed after learning that Celeste is engaged (not to the high school sweetheart she chose over Steve, but to an airman she just met). David consoles Donna, who is still traumatized by the rape attempt, and they end up kissing. Clare witnesses this on a monitor and responds by making a pass at Steve. Kelly gets drunk from spiked watermelon. She finds out that Jackie and Mel are moving in together and launches into a tirade about cheating men. This prompts the group to conduct a discussion about lost loves, in which David admits that he still loves Donna. David and Clare get into a spat while editing the video and decide to break up. Andrea and Jesse briefly share bliss. She tries to confess her affair, but he stuns her by admitting to a one-night stand. Valerie runs out of money and moves back in with the Walshes. She and Dylan are reunited after he and Charley see her at a movie premiere at the club. Music: 'Eight Miles High' by the Byrds, 'Dreams' by the Cranberries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120252 +0000" stop="20260915122814 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror on the Wall - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Darrin is changed into the most conceited and vain person in the world by one of Endora's spells.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122814 +0000" stop="20260915125338 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha's French Pastry - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When trying to conjure up a dessert of the same name, Uncle Arthur produces the real Napoleon Bonaparte.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125338 +0000" stop="20260915131904 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is It Magic or Imagination? - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Sam wins a slogan contest that Darrin's mother insists that she enter and wins. Darrin accuses her of using witchcraft since he was in advertising.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131904 +0000" stop="20260915134427 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha Fights City Hall - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sam fights city hall to save a park that is also owned by one of Darrin's clients.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134427 +0000" stop="20260915140950 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha Loses Her Voice - S05E10</title>
    <desc>As a joke Uncle Arthur switches Sam and Darrin's voices and can't seem to switch them back. Unfortunately Louise Tate is visiting due to a fight with Larry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140950 +0000" stop="20260915143512 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Be a Toad, I Want to Be a Butterfly - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Tabitha's classmate insists she wants to be in the butterfly group, Tabitha turns her into a real butterfly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143512 +0000" stop="20260915150021 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weep No More, My Willow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Samantha calls Doctor Bombay to treat her sick willow tree. She get caught in the spell and begins weeping every time the wind blows. Reversing the spell causes her to laugh uncontrollably until she is cured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150021 +0000" stop="20260915152542 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Instant Courtesy - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Darrin is turned into a very nice person by one of Endora's spells.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152542 +0000" stop="20260915155106 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha's Super-Maid - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Darrin's mother hires a maid for Samantha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155106 +0000" stop="20260915161628 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Serena Strikes Again: Part 1 - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Serena turns Darrin's Italian client into a chimpanzee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161628 +0000" stop="20260915164151 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Serena Strikes Again: Part 2 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Serena turns Darrin's Italian client into a chimpanzee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164151 +0000" stop="20260915170715 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Touch of Midas - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Endora conjures up a little toy that enchants any human who sees it and is guaranteed to make Darrin and his partners very wealthy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170715 +0000" stop="20260915173237 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha, the Bard - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Samantha has contracted a virus that has her talking in rhyme ..all the time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173237 +0000" stop="20260915175800 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha, the Sculptress - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When Samantha decides to take up sculpting, Endora zaps up two talking busts of Darrin and Larry Tate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175800 +0000" stop="20260915182321 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Stephens, Where Are You? - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182321 +0000" stop="20260915184844 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage, Witches' Style - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Serena wants to try mortal men and gets a date through a computer dating service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184844 +0000" stop="20260915191407 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Ape - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Samantha turns a chimp into a human who immediately gets a job as a model.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191407 +0000" stop="20260915193930 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tabitha's Weekend - S05E23</title>
    <desc>The Stephens insist that their grandchild Tabitha spend the weekend with them. To avert any magical disasters Samantha and Endora join them resulting the adults' squabbling. To escape the problems Tabitha disappears by turning herself into a cookie. Endora makes a marijuana reference by asking Phyllis if her cookies were from an Alice B. Toklas recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122823 +0000" stop="20260915132600 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The myth of the Cornman turns real when a masked figure strikes a local farm. With the farm’s future at risk, can Humphrey unmask the saboteur before their livelihood is wiped out?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132600 +0000" stop="20260915142403 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When nurse Lucy vanishes on her way to work, suspicion falls on Josh Woods – Kelby’s rival. But could the legend of the Devil’s Hump hold a vital clue to solving her disappearance?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142403 +0000" stop="20260915152150 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When the circumstances of a crime novelist’s death eerily mirror the details of his final novel, Humphrey must uncover whether it was a coincidence or murder by design.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152150 +0000" stop="20260915161921 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A couple are targeted by a burglar who repeatedly sneaks back in to clean up without a trace. With several potential suspects, Humphrey must uncover who is out for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161921 +0000" stop="20260915171725 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When a member of her Morris team is targeted mid-performance, Margo is just as shocked as the audience. But with all eyes on the dancers, how was the victim attacked in plain sight?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171725 +0000" stop="20260915181412 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When a seaweed farm is targeted in an act of sabotage, all the evidence points to the legendary mermaid of Shipton Abbott.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181412 +0000" stop="20260915191216 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>An off-grid community is thrust into the spotlight when a land developer is terrorised by the image of a Green Man. As tensions rise, secrets surface that someone wants buried.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121535 +0000" stop="20260915125819 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hudson County, NJ - S03E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260915125819 +0000" stop="20260915134109 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oklahoma City, OK - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Return of "Tiny"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134109 +0000" stop="20260915142421 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Bernardino, CA - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Authorities hope a tour of prison will knock some much-needed sense into some troublesome teens from Southern California's San Bernardino County.</desc>
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    <title>Lake County, Fla. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Swampland troublemakers who receive an attitude adjustment include a 17-year-old who uses her looks to her advantage and a young thug who meets a family member behind bars.</desc>
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    <title>Fulton County, Ga. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A young drug dealer, a child model and twin bullies enter a Georgia jail for a personal experience of the criminal-justice system.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155045 +0000" stop="20260915163341 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hampton Roads, Va. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A visiting teenage drug dealer fearlessly takes on the taunting residents of a Virginia jail; inmate Nasty Nard greets the newcomers with aggression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163341 +0000" stop="20260915173925 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richland County, S.C. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A Texas mother sends her three troublesome daughters to an overnight jail program in Richland County, South Carolina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173925 +0000" stop="20260915182235 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oneida County, N.Y. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A teen visitor to the Oneida County Correctional Facility in central New York takes a seat in a restraint chair, while another young hoodlum gets handcuffed before he even enters the joint.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182235 +0000" stop="20260915190548 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oklahoma City, Okla - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Hardened criminals in the Oklahoma County Detention Center teach a spoiled drama queen a valuable lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190548 +0000" stop="20260915194858 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Floyd County, Ga. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A man suffering from cancer hopes that a stint in Georgia's Floyd County Jail will teach his angry teenage son an important lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121327 +0000" stop="20260915123451 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ornithophobia Diffusion - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Penny try hanging out as friends on a 'non-date,' but end up purposely ruining each others chances with perspective dates. Meanwhile, Sheldon enlists the help of Bernadette and Amy to overcome his fear of birds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123451 +0000" stop="20260915125527 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125527 +0000" stop="20260915131506 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speckerman Recurrence - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Leonard's former high school tormentor resurfaces, Leonard must confront him. Meanwhile, Penny realizes she did her fair share of tormenting in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131506 +0000" stop="20260915133552 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shiny Trinket Maneuver - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy when he isn't impressed by her recent accomplishment, and Howard must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133552 +0000" stop="20260915135714 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recombination Hypothesis - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Leonard, who broke up with Priya, asks Penny out to a spur-of the-moment romantic dinner for two, and the duo contemplates resuming their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135714 +0000" stop="20260915141745 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beta Test Initiation - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Penny deal with the idea of starting a relationship again and Raj finally finds a "woman" he can talk to without being drunk. Meanwhile, Sheldon decides to start a YouTube series entitled "Sheldon Cooper presents Fun with Flags" with the help of Amy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141745 +0000" stop="20260915143815 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friendship Contraction - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries to pick his astronaut nickname.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143815 +0000" stop="20260915145946 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation Solution - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When Sheldon is forced to take his vacation, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab. Also, Bernadette wants Howard to sign a pre-nup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145946 +0000" stop="20260915152103 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rothman Disintegration - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and his rival Barry Kripke fight it out over the availability of a new office. Penny gets a gift from Amy that really tests their friendship and it doesn't end well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152103 +0000" stop="20260915154202 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Werewolf Transformation - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Sheldon becomes agitated when his regular barber is out sick. Astronaut training causes Howard to reconsider wanting to go into space. Penny beats Leonard in chess, the first time she plays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154202 +0000" stop="20260915160224 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weekend Vortex - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Sheldon must choose between joining Amy at her aunt's birthday party or playing videogames all weekend with the guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160224 +0000" stop="20260915162358 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Transporter Malfunction - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon “Star Trek” collectibles as a thank-you, leading Sheldon to be haunted by Mr. Spock. Meanwhile, Raj decides he has met the “Future Mrs. Koothrappali” after his parents set him up on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162358 +0000" stop="20260915164320 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hawking Excitation - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Wolowitz gets to work with Stephen Hawking, Sheldon is willing to do anything to meet his hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164320 +0000" stop="20260915170455 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stag Convergence - S05E22</title>
    <desc>After the guys throw Howard a bachelor party, Bernadette reconsiders marrying him after learning about his sexual history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170455 +0000" stop="20260915172624 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Launch Acceleration - S05E23</title>
    <desc>When NASA moves up Howard's mission, he must face his fears and Bernadette's dad, thus putting the wedding plans in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Leonard says something surprising to Penny in the bedroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172624 +0000" stop="20260915174749 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Countdown Reflection - S05E24</title>
    <desc>As Howard's mission to space approaches, Howard and Bernadette decide to get married before his launch, causing the gang to scurry into overdrive in an effort to stage the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174749 +0000" stop="20260915180901 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Date Night Variable - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Raj faces his loneliness when his friends are out on dates. Also, while in space, Wolowitz gets drawn into a fight between Bernadette and his mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180901 +0000" stop="20260915183029 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Decoupling Fluctuation - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Sheldon tries to intervene when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard; Howard is picked on during his space mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183029 +0000" stop="20260915185009 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Higgs Boson Observation - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Amy feels threatened by Sheldon's new assistant; Wolowitz starts to feel the pressures of being in space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185009 +0000" stop="20260915191112 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Re-Entry Minimization - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Wolowitz's return from space isn't all he expected; game night becomes a gender war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191112 +0000" stop="20260915193253 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Holographic Excitation - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The gang heads to Stuart's comic book store to celebrate Halloween; Leonard uses science to seduce Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193253 +0000" stop="20260915195409 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Extract Obliteration - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A game threatens Sheldon's relationship with Stephen Hawking; Penny secretly signs up for a college class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121327 +0000" stop="20260915125626 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Head of Household Part 1 - S22E36</title>
    <desc>Who will win Part One of the final three-part Head of Household competition?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125626 +0000" stop="20260915142332 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale: Final HOH Part 2 &amp; 3, Winner Revealed - S22E37</title>
    <desc>The live two-hour season finale of "Big Brother: All-Stars". Find out who becomes the final Head of Household, setting the stage for the last eviction of the season. The jury will then cast their votes live for the winner. Then, all 16 Houseguests will reunite, America's favorite Houseguest will be revealed, and either Enzo, Cody, or Nicole will be crowned the winner of "Big Brother: All-Stars" and walk away with the $500,000 grand prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142332 +0000" stop="20260915152905 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Premiere - S23E01</title>
    <desc>Tonight, 16 strangers will move in with only one goal in mind. To be the last one standing. Inside, 94 cameras and 194 microphones will capture their every move. All summer long they will compete for safety and power. It is a game of skill, strategy, and social manipulation, where each week they must evict one of their own. It is a new era of big risks, big rewards, and the biggest cash prize in B.B. history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152905 +0000" stop="20260915161225 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S23E02</title>
    <desc>After the season's first Head of Household is crowned, the Houseguests settle into the Big Brother House</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161225 +0000" stop="20260915165525 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S23E03</title>
    <desc>The new season of Big Brother rolls on with the first veto competition of the season! Will the veto rock the house?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165525 +0000" stop="20260915173839 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S23E04</title>
    <desc>It's sink or swim for the surfer and the swimsuit designer in the first live eviction of the summer! Who will stay afloat?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173839 +0000" stop="20260915182138 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S23E05</title>
    <desc>With a new HoH crowned, who will be the target and who will earn safety in an explosive Wildcard Competition!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182138 +0000" stop="20260915190440 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S23E06</title>
    <desc>Will it be a drop in the bucket for one of the nominees in a crucial Veto competition? Who has what it takes to sunbathe in the victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190440 +0000" stop="20260915194755 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S23E07</title>
    <desc>In tonight's live eviction, will the Farmer's game head to the Slaughterhouse or will the Black Belt get karate chopped off the block?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120314 +0000" stop="20260915122617 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Revenge - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Chip enacts his ultimate revenge plan by framing the Green family for ruining Big City and turning everyone against them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122617 +0000" stop="20260915123718 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Case - S04E41</title>
    <desc>When Tilly sees a manipulative ad, she goes to extremes to save all moths.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123718 +0000" stop="20260915124819 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Father - S04E42</title>
    <desc>Like Father – After spending a week with Bill, Cricket fears he's infected with "Billness."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124819 +0000" stop="20260915125921 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked In - S04E43</title>
    <desc>When Cricket and Tilly make a bad first impression, they forget who they truly are.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125921 +0000" stop="20260915131022 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City Wayne - S04E44</title>
    <desc>Cricket and Tilly take Wayne on a tour of Big City so he can experience true excitement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131022 +0000" stop="20260915132123 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saxon Saxability - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Tilly gets caught up in the world of make-believe when she sets out to help Saxon find true love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132123 +0000" stop="20260915133224 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remy Dillemy - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Remy's parents try to build a stronger relationship with their son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133224 +0000" stop="20260915134326 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swashbuckled - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Gramma assembles a seaworthy crew to retrieve packages stolen by Big City's porch pirates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134326 +0000" stop="20260915135427 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Scouts - S04E48</title>
    <desc>Nick creates a fake scouting troop to trick Cricket and Tilly into raising money for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135427 +0000" stop="20260915140532 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flexed - S04E49</title>
    <desc>The Greens get the work out of their life at Big City's new gym.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140532 +0000" stop="20260915141629 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Dark - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Cricket finds a loophole to his curfew that will let him attend a late-night drone show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141629 +0000" stop="20260915142730 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinned Off - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Big Tech unveils its slate of AI-generated TV shows based on the people of Big City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142730 +0000" stop="20260915143831 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Karted - S04E52</title>
    <desc>Tilly's belief in positive thinking is tested when she drives Lupita's faulty go kart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143831 +0000" stop="20260915144933 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Wait - S04E53</title>
    <desc>A hungry Cricket finds a way to speed up a restaurant's short wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144933 +0000" stop="20260915150033 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful Lawful - S04E54</title>
    <desc>Nancy tries to stop Cricket from breaking all of Smalton's weird laws.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150033 +0000" stop="20260915151135 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooped! - S04E55</title>
    <desc>Tilly tries to inspire others into community improvement by cleaning up dog droppings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151135 +0000" stop="20260915152236 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mulligan'd - S04E56</title>
    <desc>Nick suggests Nancy start a U-Pick operation, but Nancy remains suspicious of his intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152236 +0000" stop="20260915153438 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rehashed History - S04E57</title>
    <desc>Cricket and Remy recall an adventure at the museum that almost derailed their friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153438 +0000" stop="20260915154708 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unplanned - S04E58</title>
    <desc>Cricket learns he was unexpected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154708 +0000" stop="20260915160942 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloria Green - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Gloria moves out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160942 +0000" stop="20260915163145 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Ditty - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A country music star is abducted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163145 +0000" stop="20260915165349 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Test - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Remy makes excuses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165349 +0000" stop="20260915171552 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Farmies - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Bill competes for a farm award.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171552 +0000" stop="20260915173755 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metal Heads - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Treasure hunting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173755 +0000" stop="20260915174856 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potted Meat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gramma removes modern luxuries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174856 +0000" stop="20260915175959 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caging Cricket - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Cricket puts Bill in a cage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175959 +0000" stop="20260915181100 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trainer Tilly - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Tilly civilizes Cricket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181100 +0000" stop="20260915182202 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remy Regatta - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Remy skippers a ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182202 +0000" stop="20260915183303 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Journalism - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tilly starts a newspaper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183303 +0000" stop="20260915185501 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Chicken - S01E01</title>
    <desc>To impress his new neighbors, Cricket attempts to launch a chicken into space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185501 +0000" stop="20260915191659 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steak Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Greens are excited to continue their traditional monthly steak dinner, but Cricket accidentally loses the steaks on the subway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191659 +0000" stop="20260915193859 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket Versus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cricket must wrestle a wild animal in order to prove himself worthy of the Green family name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124630 +0000" stop="20260915133851 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Push Comes to Shove - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Nathan invites Madeline and Ed to a dinner to discuss Abigail; Celeste backs Madeline's play, despite Perry's concerns; Jane unlocks a key to her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133851 +0000" stop="20260915143009 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Bitten - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Madeline gets encouraging news about the play; Jane is told of the school's decision about Ziggy; Celeste is put on the spot by her therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143009 +0000" stop="20260915152145 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Madeline worries about Jane's behavior; Jane confronts Renata about a school petition; Bonnie tells Nathan about Abigail's secret project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152145 +0000" stop="20260915162043 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Get What You Need - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Celeste takes steps towards independence; Madeline deals with fallout from her past; Jane learns the identity of the school bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162043 +0000" stop="20260915170644 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have They Done? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Following first-day-of-school events, Madeline is worried by Bonnie’s behavior. Mary Louise, Celeste’s mother-in-law, offers her unvarnished assessment of Madeline’s character. Jane learns that she’s known in town as one of the “Monterey Five.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170644 +0000" stop="20260915175807 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell-Tale Hearts - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Renata faces an uncertain future when Gordon lands in legal trouble.  After a challenging therapy session, Celeste opens up to Mary Louise about her relationship with Perry. Ed confronts Madeline about her secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175807 +0000" stop="20260915184048 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the World - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary Louise tries to get closer to Jane. Renata focuses her wrath on Principal Nippal. Madeline is forced to confront her issues at a couples therapy session. Celeste remains conflicted by her memories of Perry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184048 +0000" stop="20260915192447 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Knows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Celeste accuses Mary Louise of overstepping boundaries with Jane. Renata endures a prying court hearing with Gordon. Jane opens up to Corey at Amabella’s birthday party. Madeline continues to try to make things right with Ed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121723 +0000" stop="20260915124509 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apple Brooch - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The voice of a slick, new tech accessory hypnotizes people into doing things they wouldn't normally do. Missy grapples with the concept of sin.</desc>
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    <title>Dadda Dia! - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Lola hits the jackpot — in more ways than one. Missy takes her dad to Elijah's church. The Birches make a plan to get rid of their new housemate.</desc>
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    <title>Asexual Healing - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Elijah tries to figure out why he doesn't have the same urges as his friends. A jealous Andrew hops a train to Vermont to surprise Bernie.</desc>
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    <title>The Parents Aren't Alright - S06E09</title>
    <desc>While Andrew and Nick deal with parental crises, Jessi meets her new sibling, and Matthew realizes he's made Jay into a different person.</desc>
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    <title>F**ked Up Friday - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A sudden outbreak of body-swapping yields awkward situations and poignant revelations galore.</desc>
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    <title>Big Mouth's Going to High School (But Not for Nine More Episodes) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>With two months left in eighth grade, the incoming freshmen tour their new high school with junior hosts while Jay evades his terrifying brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Epididymitis - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A doctor puts Andrew on testicular rest, Nick asks Jay to help him get in shape for high school and Jessi becomes fascinated by Caitlin's breastfeeding.</desc>
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    <title>The Ambition Gremlin - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With no distractions, Andrew's schoolwork improves — winning his father's praise. Jessi goes a little too far when trying to emulate cool, mature Leah.</desc>
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    <title>Day Tripping - S07E04</title>
    <desc>While Andrew and Nick follow Judd to Brooklyn to score drugs, Jay gets jealous of Kurt and Lola's relationship, and Jessi oversteps at Matthew's house.</desc>
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    <title>Graduation - S07E05</title>
    <desc>As graduation day nears, Nick must decide if he will attend Cobblestones Academy while Andrew goes on an apology tour after being voted "Grossest Human."</desc>
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    <title>The International Show - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Big Mouth goes global for a very special episode as Maury and Connie take a closer look at how kids around the world experience puberty.</desc>
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    <title>Get the F**k Outta My House - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Andrew takes a liking to his new neighbor — and her mom. Nick wants to be more than Danni's friend, but her entanglement with Travis gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Bad Hookup - S07E08</title>
    <desc>At their first high school party, Andrew discovers his talent for drinking games, Nick hopes for a shot with Danni, and Missy meets a potential rebound.</desc>
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    <title>Panic! At the Mall - S07E09</title>
    <desc>During a sleepover, Jay teaches Andrew how to defend himself against bullies. Then, Missy gets overwhelmed while back-to-school shopping with Jessi.</desc>
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    <title>A Finger in Time - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Mouth kids start high school! Andrew looks inside himself to solve his problem with Pumbaa while dread stops Missy from attending her first day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191526 +0000" stop="20260915194254 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecumming - S08E01</title>
    <desc>With a big dance approaching, FOMO's everywhere: Missy misses school, Matthew dives into the deep end — and Andrew suspects that Other Andrew is evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121915 +0000" stop="20260915130248 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't No Stopping Us Now - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin and his crew give it their all in a last ditch effort to salvage a million dollars' worth of logs, but neither he nor Sarah know if they'll reach their goal.</desc>
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    <title>Taking Care of Business - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin has grand plans to use his million-dollar savings to finish incomplete projects and expand his business, but the weather and his rickety boats aren't cooperating; Sarah isn't on board with his new plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134503 +0000" stop="20260915142717 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinning Wheel - S03E02</title>
    <desc>As Kevin struggles to get his logs off the mountain before snow closes the roads, he struggles with a broken processor. Meanwhile, his plans to launch the Seacrest go sideways and back at the mill, Sarah has a good idea for a side business that could make them a lot of money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142717 +0000" stop="20260915150930 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Shelter - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Things are starting to look up as Kevin repairs his broken machines and makes progress on his plan to build a breakwater and doc at Hook Bay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150930 +0000" stop="20260915155145 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Looks Good - S03E04</title>
    <desc>While Kevin works on his breakwater at Hook Bay, Erik gets to work on the Pipe Dream, while the mill hosts a group of high school students interested in learning how the business works.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155145 +0000" stop="20260915163358 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Let Him Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin is on a ‘shopping spree’ getting old parts he can use to build his huge new saw at the mill, while Jake works on the Seacrest and Erik plugs away at the Pipe Dream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163358 +0000" stop="20260915171613 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live to Win - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With the battle for logs taking a toll, Kevin keeps pursuing his plans to build the Pipedream and a new saw at the mill. Meanwhile, millhand Simon’s plans for a logger sports day get wildly out of hand once Kevin steps in to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171613 +0000" stop="20260915175828 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Only Way Is Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Seacrest finally hits the water, but the building of the Pipe Dream requires all hands on deck, so Kevin shuts down the mill so Coleman can help. A guitar maker comes to Kevin in search of unique wood, and Sarah goes on a mission to find a dress for Jack’s wedding. And Kevin’s big new band saw is finally ready.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect Day - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare as Kevin and his team finalize building the Pipe Dream and finally get the boat out on the water. With the snow finally gone, the crew heads back up the mountain to yard wood. Then it’s time for Jack and Rachel’s wedding, where Kevin has a special surprise for them.</desc>
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    <title>Ain't No Mountain High Enough - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Wenstob negotiates a deal with a big new customer who drives a hard bargain. Erik struggles to fix the mill’s broken log loader and Sarah catches an interloper at the mill.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Love Song - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys chase the same girl named Jo, causing the band to fight. Meanwhile, James gets an allergic reaction to a body spray and Kelly (Tanya Chisholm) attempts to make him get an allergy shot, Gustavo gets a new personal helper named Freight Train, Katie has to write a report on her biggest hero and writes about Gustavo so she does not have to read anything, and Griffin wants a slow love song for the next song, but Gustavo cannot seem to figure out how to make the song work.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Mansion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gustavo goes away for a few days to check out a new boyband called "The Windmills", the guys "mansion sit" for him much to Gustavo's dismay. After much discussion with Kelly, Gustavo allows the boys to "mansion sit" but they must follow his rules or else they are fired. Once at the mansion the guys think it will be an easy task, but what seems like a task they can handle soon turns into a "big time disaster" as things don't go according to plan. Meanwhile with Kendall and the guys away, Mrs Knight starts to fell less needed by her children, so Katie decides to help her mother out by pretending to be sick.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Photo Shoot - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The boys are at the Palm Woods, severely injured. Camille asked them why they look so beat up if they just got their picture in Pop Tiger. The boys show their entire flashback from beginning to end: The boys were having their very first photo shoot as Big Time Rush. However, with Gustavo and Kelly doing community service for vandalizing Matthew McConaughey's mailbox, Griffin took over and makes them "space matadors with stuffy puppies". A simple photo shoot becomes a race for time and the perfect shot. Meanwhile, Katie and her mom are determined to get an autograph from teen hunk Dak Zevon, and Mrs. Knight starts to go a little nuts when the security guards are mean to Katie, so she (Mrs. Knight) gets all the fans of Dak and tries to barricade the door to Dak's recording room.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Break - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The boys are relieved to finally be able to spend some time apart after finding out that Gustavo is taking the day off. Logan is determined to get into a math lecture taught by Phoebe Nachee, but is disappointed when he finds out that the lecture is at an all girls school. Carlos panics when he realizes his helmet is missing, but gets a surprise visit from his father, a policeman, who accompanies him on the mission to retrieve his helmet. James decides to spend his day off trying to set off his acting career with the help of Camille. Kendall is desperate to spend time with his crush, Jo, but is discouraged when she continuously reminds him she has a boyfriend. However, when Katie finds out that Jo does not have a boyfriend, she tells Kendall, and he is determined to get the truth out of her.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Demos - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The guys, who desperately want to remain in L.A., have to pass the greenlight of their demos for that to happen, after Kelly tells them they will be forced to head back to Minnesota if they do not get their CD's greenlighted. Mercedes Griffin, Griffins daughter, comes and pretends to be the "secret someone who picks the demos". They soon find out that the demos are picked by a chimpanzee, so they try to bribe it to pick Big Time Rush. Meanwhile, Mrs. Knight tries to be assistant manager to stay at Palm Woods for Katie's sake.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Party - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the boys find out they are not invited to their own party at Rocque Records, they decide to throw their own in the Palm Woods, since Mrs. Knight and Katie are off to San Diego, even though Mr. Bitters does not allow it. They call the party a 'social gathering', since there is no rule forbidding them, and the boys agree on only inviting 3 friends each. Kendall invites Jo, as his 'guest-friend-person-thing', while James invites the 3 hottest girls on his phone. It is unknown who Logan invited. Carlos cannot decide and ends up inviting the first 3 contacts on his phone and one of them is 'All Contacts' (Carlos thought it was "Al Contacts", thus inviting his whole phone). During the "social gathering," everybody in Carlos phone is now in the party which causes a big problem. Soon, Bitters is hunting for their party, so Kendall and Jo try to stop him before the boys get "3 strikes" and are thrown out of the Palm Woods. Both Camille and Mercedes arrive at the party trying to spend some time with Logan which causes a problem for him.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Jobs - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The boys have been breaking things while having too much fun at the Palm Woods and Gustavo has had enough. Rather than covering for them, Gustavo decides to teach the guys a lesson by making them get jobs to pay off the damages.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Blogger - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The boys must impress a well-known blogger, Deke whose words can control their career. They are going to be spending a "Day with Deke" very soon, so Gustavo hires people to train the boys to have a good "Day with Deke". When the interview starts, 5 minutes later, Deke writes a bad review, and the boys must figure out how to change his mind about them for a good review before he posts it through a series of traps. Meanwhile, Gustavo gets a "Scuttlebutter" account and sends out a Scutbut that he hate Brussels, the capital of Belgium. (He meant to type that he hates Brussel Sprouts)</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Terror - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gustavo's mansion becomes flooded, so he decides to live with the boys at the Palm Woods until it's unflooded. However, the boys want him to leave as soon as possible and will do whatever it takes to make him leave. Meanwhile, Carlos and Mr. Bitters are trying to prove that there is a ghost in the Palm Woods, while Logan is there to prove him wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Dance - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The kids at the Palm Woods are organizing their first school dance, and the boys of Big Time Rush have secured the perfect location, Gustavo's recording studio. However there is a catch, the guys have to perform one of their songs during the evening. Now on top of having to get the perfect date, the guys have the added pressure of giving their first performance in front of a live audience. Kendall and Katie attempt to find their mom a perfect date, during which Kendall forgets to ask Jo to the dance, instead asking her to do preparations for the dance. The Jennifers all take Carlos under different personas after rejecting all the guys who asked them including Carlos (Carlos being the coolest, but still out of their league) and a nerdy kid. Logan tries to find the courage to ask Camille, but keeps failing miserably. James in his attempts to help out Logan accidentally asks out numerous girls including Rachael.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Sparks - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The boys are told to stay away from Jordin Sparks while she stays at the Palm Woods and records a new song at Rocque Records. As they try to protect her, they only give her bad luck, eventually pushing her down a well and when Kendall tries to help her, Jo catches him and thinks he is cheating on her.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Fever - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A heatwave strikes Hollywood and James starts to use tanning spray that's supposedly "mangerine" to the point of his skin looking orange. The boys find out that James has "Hollywood Fever" from Camille and when Gustavo sees this, he tells Kendall, Logan, and Carlos to fix James, or he will fire and replace him. Kendall, Logan, and Carlos go on a mission to get rid of the his tanning spray by chasing him around with water-guns. While on the mission, Carlos finds out that the one of the Jennifers went away so he joins their group and also catches Hollywood fever. Meanwhile, while Logan looks for James in Palm Woods Park, he runs into Guitar Dude who gives him a set of bongos and tells him to chill out, catching the fever and losing his uptight edge in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Video - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The boys learn that Camille is leaving the Palm Woods unless she gets a part in an acting job, and must help her, eventually promising everyone a part in their upcoming music video. But Gustavo said Camille cannot be in the video, and Big Time Rush tell everyone that they can be in the video. They gotta figure out how to get everyone in the video, and Marcos tries to direct the music video but Gustavo will not let him. They stole Mr. Bitter's car for the video themselves, including all the people they promise and Marcos is directing, and the video's amazing. Gustavo asks Mr. Bitters to sell his car, and makes it Big Time Rush Mobile.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Concert - S01E18</title>
    <desc>In the eye of their first album release, Griffin, the head of the record label, cancels the album, tour, and concert, forcing them to return to Minnesota, which threatens to break up their life-long friendships. James gets mad and he's got 3 record deal, and joins Hawk, Gustavo's Arch-Rival. Gustavo has to pay back to Griffin $2,000,000 to get back Big Time Rush, and to get them to come back and to finally perform concert. They come back to the LA, and they cannot stay in the Palmwoods again, so they all start living in the Rocque Records "RocqueWoods". James does not want to come back to Big Time Rush so they open an audition for the new James, but they can find anyone and James comes back and they prepare for the concert</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Back Big Time - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The boys have come back from their concert tour only to find certain things at the Palm Woods altered. Meanwhile, Jo is seen macking with a new guy.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Fans - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The boys get a chance to see one of their hometown friends when she comes over to visit, who happens to be very clumsy. Meanwhile, James gets a visit of his own by a crazed fan.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Girlfriends - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Each member of Big Time Rush is trying to deal with a female friend throughout the day. For an upcoming audition, James is trying to help Camille prepare for it. Meanwhile, in order learn about heartbreak, Gustavo tries to help Carlos get his first girlfriend. Also, Kendall and Jo are having a hard time trying to keep up with each other's busy schedule.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Live - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Big Time Rush is going to be featured on television for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Race Rescue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pecky upgrades Kit's ambulance for the Big Tree City Race but goes a little too far!</desc>
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    <title>Secret Inspection Day - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang works together to get Major Prickles out of a mess.</desc>
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    <title>Cake Escape - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Major Prickles announces his retirement — but the crew still needs him!</desc>
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    <title>Action! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A TV news anchor shadows Big Tree City Rescue and captures everything on camera.</desc>
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    <title>Shortcut Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Splash and Pecky put their friends in danger when they rush through an important job.</desc>
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    <title>Teamwork Topping - S01E08</title>
    <desc>There's chaos at Russell's eatery when a delicious secret gets out.</desc>
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    <title>Ping Pong Ding Dong - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Pecky learns how to be a leader when Major Prickles takes the day off.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Guide - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kit starts using a secret answer book to solve all of her problems.</desc>
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    <title>Super Pig - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tricks invents a supersuit to stop Mr. Pig from having so many accidents.</desc>
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    <title>Making a Splash - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Plumbing whiz Splash saves the day at the soda factory.</desc>
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    <title>Flame Says No - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Flame decides to say "yes" to everything.</desc>
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    <title>New Tricks - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A confidence-boosting voice box works so well that it completely changes Tricks' personality.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pecky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Stripes teaches an impatient Pecky how to slow down and take her time.</desc>
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    <title>Parade Pop! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Disaster's in the air when gusty winds blow the city's annual balloon parade off course.</desc>
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    <title>Power Struggle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The crew works up a sweat to power a pop star's concert.</desc>
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    <title>Race Rescue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pecky upgrades Kit's ambulance for the Big Tree City Race but goes a little too far!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182712 +0000" stop="20260915185056 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Inspection Day - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang works together to get Major Prickles out of a mess.</desc>
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    <title>Cake Escape - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Major Prickles announces his retirement — but the crew still needs him!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191525 +0000" stop="20260915193907 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Action! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A TV news anchor shadows Big Tree City Rescue and captures everything on camera.</desc>
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    <title>Designer Babies - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bill explores advances in IVF that are helping couples have healthy babies. "Project Runway" star Tim Gunn hosts a special fashion show in the lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124918 +0000" stop="20260915131524 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth's People Problem - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bill and his guests talk about tackling overpopulation by empowering women. Comedian Joanna Hausmann interviews couples about male contraception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131524 +0000" stop="20260915135241 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marijuana Episode - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bill visits a cannabis dispensary in Hollywood and takes a trip through hemp history. Kevin Smith and other panelists weigh weed's pros and cons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135241 +0000" stop="20260915142832 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Computer Is Under Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>From phishing to malware, Bill uncovers the scams that steal our data. Steve-O talks about the time he exposed himself â€¦ to hackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142832 +0000" stop="20260915145918 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Suck at Sleeping - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In search of better sleep, correspondents seek out NASA scientists and a professional cuddler. Bill busts myths about naps, dreams and turkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145918 +0000" stop="20260915153527 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Drugs and Superbugs - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bill spreads bad news about antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea and other superbugs. Comedian Ali Wong stops by the studio for a glow-in-the-dark demo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153527 +0000" stop="20260915161304 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extinction: Why All Our Friends Are Dying - S02E05</title>
    <desc>OK Go and Drew Carey help Bill explain extinction, and the panel reveals how scientists could one day bring extinct species back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161304 +0000" stop="20260915165037 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Travel Through Time - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bill breaks down the science of time travel with guests Zach Braff, retired astronaut Scott Kelly and the minds behind "Star Trek" and "Lost."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165037 +0000" stop="20260915172626 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheating Death - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As Bill breaks down the science of aging, his correspondents try bizarre beauty treatments and learn how spinach could transform organ transplants. Spoiler Alert: We're all going to die. But controversial technologies-like stem cells, head transplants, and 3D-printed organs-are extending our lives. We can really drag this thing out if we want to, but do we really want to live forever?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172626 +0000" stop="20260915180737 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surviving in a World Without Water - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Derek Muller discovers why Mexico City is sinking, Nazeem Hussain tests his desert survival skills, and Bill has a drink with a "water sommelier".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180737 +0000" stop="20260915184216 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addiction Episode - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bill explains how addiction changes the brain, comedian Maria Bamford shares her struggles, and Cara Santa Maria visits a research lab casino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184216 +0000" stop="20260915191252 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recipes From The Future - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Karlie Kloss tours Japanese farms that grow produce without soil to save water and space. Back in the studio, Margaret Cho samples meat made in a lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191252 +0000" stop="20260915195223 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolution: The Fact of Life - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In London, mutated mosquitos make a meal of Derek Muller. Comedian Paul F. Tompkins helps Bill burst a common myth about evolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125511 +0000" stop="20260915135400 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurricane Rosie - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Chuck embarks on a case with ties to Prince in his latest attempt to bring down his foe. The Prince Cappers face an ethical dilemma when a crucial aspect of their latest play is revealed. Wendy finds herself asking for guidance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135400 +0000" stop="20260915144242 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gulag Archipelago - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Prince clashes with his employees over who has ultimate authority. Ira turns to Chuck for help with an embarrassing problem. Wendy and Luke forge a connection. Sacker confronts a figure from her past who poses a threat to her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144242 +0000" stop="20260915153848 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Olive Drab T-Shirt - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Axe turns to Chuck for a favor involving a common adversary. Prince maneuvers to raise his public profile. Chuck seeks counsel from an out-of-the-box business mind. Wendy works to run employee feedback rounds, even at the cost of Prince's pride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153848 +0000" stop="20260915163448 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DMV - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Prince's latest play promises to enhance his political platform but puts Philip in a tough position. Chuck and Wendy face a family crisis as a consequence of Senior's poor judgment. Wags and Scooter team up to boost employee morale at Prince Cap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163448 +0000" stop="20260915173141 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Owl - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Prince venture upstate to rub elbows with a new political force. Prince sacrifices pride to do a personal favor. Wendy helps Wags unpack his deepest desires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173141 +0000" stop="20260915183021 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Theory Optimal - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Chuck makes a daring and risky move to demonstrate his unwavering commitment to taking Prince down. Prince gets tipped off about potential mutiny among his ranks. Wendy is tempted by a new opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183021 +0000" stop="20260915193052 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemies List - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Prince makes big changes in the wake of betrayal. Chuck forges unlikely alliances as part of his mission to take down Prince. Wendy finds herself in an impossible position, while Axe and Taylor work to dismantle Prince's sinister moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123352 +0000" stop="20260915132402 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Claws - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jaime, left in charge of Susan Victor's  wild animal ranch, tries to save the life of a pet lion that is being stalked by irate ranchers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132402 +0000" stop="20260915141356 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Missiles - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jaime is sent  to investigate  her friend J.T. Conners after an unarmed  missile is  launched from his estate while the U.S. missile warning system was jammed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141356 +0000" stop="20260915150405 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bionic Beauty - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Oscar enters Jaime as a contestant in the Miss United States Pageant in  order to uncover an espionage operation that is endangering American security plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150405 +0000" stop="20260915155341 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaime's Mother - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jaime's  mother has  supposedly returned  from the dead for a last visit with Jaime in Ojai knowing that foreign agents are  after her and that her visit endangers Jaime's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155341 +0000" stop="20260915164358 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winning is Everything - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jaime  becomes  Tim Sanders'  navigator in  an   international desert auto race in order to re-   trieve  a vital cassette  tape from  a foreign   country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164358 +0000" stop="20260915173344 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canyon of Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jaime is captured  by men who  are plotting to steal an  atomic-powered flying suit,  and her life depends  on a story-telling Indian boy's ability to convince someone that he saw a silver man in the desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173344 +0000" stop="20260915182440 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Jaime - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jaime goes undercover as an airline stewardess to protect Dr. Rudy Wells and  the top-secret formula that he possesses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182440 +0000" stop="20260915191458 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jailing of Jaime - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jaime  is  imprisoned  for  treason  after the forty million dollar decoding device  she was to deliver never arrives at its destination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122220 +0000" stop="20260915130445 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pennsylvania - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Andrew samples Pennsylvania's staple foods that most people never hear about. Andrew meet interesting people, including a Japanese superstar chef who cooks poisonous sex organs and a family that boils up every part of the pig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130445 +0000" stop="20260915134712 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Andrew visits the mystical city of Venice. He enjoys the food in the historic city while catching critters in the Lagoon, blowing Murano glass, and indulging in the best cicchetti in the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134712 +0000" stop="20260915142930 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Madagascar - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Andrew gets an intimate look at the food and the people that live in Madagascar. Most people still live the way they did 100s of years ago -- hunting and gathering for food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142930 +0000" stop="20260915151154 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Chicago is a city of both innovation and tradition. Andrew gets a taste of the Chicago's diverse food scene, including traditional cooking classics and world-renowned chefs who create new concoctions with modern technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151154 +0000" stop="20260915155401 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Namibia - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The host visits Namibia, where he meets members of a semi-nomadic tribe whose way of life hasn't changed in hundreds of years. During his stay, he samples traditional tribal foods, including dried mopane worms and wildebeest eyeballs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155401 +0000" stop="20260915163620 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Francisco - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The host checks out alternative food sources in San Francisco, from raising edible bugs to foraging in the wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163620 +0000" stop="20260915171840 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greece - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Andrew meets Greeks passionate about food in Athens and on the remote island of Kalymnos. He travels the country, tasting food rich in Greek history and culture. Andrew eats at the finest eateries and samples the best home-cooked meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171840 +0000" stop="20260915180058 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hong Kong - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Andrew samples snake bile, turtle-jelly soup and medicinal bug tea when he visits Hong Kong, the center for traditional Chinese medicine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180058 +0000" stop="20260915184327 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores old and new food traditions in Hungary. He attends an outdoor feast with a Romani family and meets an acclaimed chef who puts a modern twist on traditional Hungarian favorites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184327 +0000" stop="20260915192545 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungary - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores old and new food traditions in Hungary. He attends an outdoor feast with a Romani family and meets an acclaimed chef who puts a modern twist on traditional Hungarian favorites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121215 +0000" stop="20260915123600 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123600 +0000" stop="20260915130052 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Lock-Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130052 +0000" stop="20260915132509 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's Leaving Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132509 +0000" stop="20260915134925 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Entertainer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fran buys a piano and starts taking lessons, discovering she has no talent whatsoever - meanwhile Bernard falls in love and tries desperately to impress her. Between them, they con Manny into throwing away a hard-earned break to help them out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134925 +0000" stop="20260915141344 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As the temperature creeps slowly towards 88 degrees, Manny desperately seeks out new ways to stay cool, lest he trigger his "Dave syndrome." Meanwhile an unsympathetic Bernard falls hopelessly in love with Fran's new neighbour, who is unknowingly taking over Fran's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141344 +0000" stop="20260915143746 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fixer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny need to teach a psychotic ex-con to read in three days after agreeing to host his reading and book-signing in the shop. Fran gets a new job and all seems to be going well until some miscommunication when Manny calls in a favour...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143746 +0000" stop="20260915150146 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Manny is drawn into a competing bookstore by its customer-friendly atmosphere, he convinces Bernard the shop needs an overhaul. Fran makes use of the shop's improved facilities to track down her relatives, but is not entirely happy with what she finds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150146 +0000" stop="20260915152604 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Sun - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fran starts spending time with a new-age friend to try and wind down while Bernard and Manny are having another fight. Bernard believes Manny is a psychopath and sends him to a therapist, where he unlocks a confidence he never knew he had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152604 +0000" stop="20260915155025 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nice Change - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny can't hear themselves argue because the shop next door is undergoing some round-the-clock construction. The noise drives Bernard, Manny and Fran up the wall. So Fran suggests a holiday. Bernard and Manny find baggage in her luggage. There's nothing in the crisp packet and Manny's pants aren't that easy to fold. Will the customer crack the system? What happens on the riverboat? Just how many monkeys are missing in Canada?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155025 +0000" stop="20260915161546 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny Come Home - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fran returns from a vacation in Cornwall to discover Manny has resigned and Bernard is living amongst piles of his own filth and dead badgers. Manny has taken up work at the new bookstore next to Black Books, where he must contend with a new, and possibly even more demanding manager, played by Simon Pegg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161546 +0000" stop="20260915163944 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephants and Hens - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163944 +0000" stop="20260915170417 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moo-ma and Moo-pa - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Manny is panicking about the impending visit of his parents - Fran blackmails Bernard into letting them stay by threatening to tell Manny Bernard has been screening his calls to keep him from going anywhere. When Manny's parents arrive however, the duo are forced to corroborate some slightly embellished details from Manny's letters home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170417 +0000" stop="20260915172850 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Flutter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Manny places a bet on the Grand National for Bernard who immediately becomes addicted to the thrill of gambling having previously expressed no interest. But his losses mount, and he starts borrowing gambling funds from increasingly scary people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172850 +0000" stop="20260915175306 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travel Writer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175306 +0000" stop="20260915181720 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Fed up with being stuck in the dusty old bookshop on a Friday night, and with the hopes of meeting a delectable young lady at a party, Manny and Fran persuaded Bernard to attend a party. After a night of heavy drinking, a very sloshed Bernard has a nasty surprise waiting for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181720 +0000" stop="20260915183949 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooking the Books - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183949 +0000" stop="20260915190208 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny's First Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190208 +0000" stop="20260915192542 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grapes of Wrath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny accept a house-sitting job to get away from their new cleaner. They also drink some wine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192542 +0000" stop="20260915194927 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120114 +0000" stop="20260915122454 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Encouraging - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sullivan finally completes the Ultimate Spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122454 +0000" stop="20260915124834 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Furious - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After learning everything there is to know about the mystery, Ciel presses Sullivan to come to a decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124834 +0000" stop="20260915131214 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Crossing Paths - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The villagers madly pursue Sullivan, resulting in a fierce battle between them and the Phantomhive servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131214 +0000" stop="20260915133554 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Mopping Up - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Ciel is saved by Diederich. But Wolfsschlucht is home to another threat beyond the werewolves and curses...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133554 +0000" stop="20260915135934 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Much Unknown - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After escaping death, Sebastian and the others reunite, but they're only afforded a brief moment of relief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135934 +0000" stop="20260915142315 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Calling - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Sebastian and the others manage to escape the Werewolves' Forest. Diederich tells Ciel something surprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142315 +0000" stop="20260915144655 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Submerged - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The household returns to England, where their final task is to present Sullivan to the Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144655 +0000" stop="20260915151124 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Able - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ciel Phantomhive is awakened by his butler, Sebastian Michaelis, who informs Ciel that Damian, the head of one of his factories, is coming for a visit. Sebastian orders the household staff, Baldroy, the cook, Finnian, the gardener, and Mey-Rin, the maid, to prepare for Damian's arrival. However, their attempts result in disaster, as Baldo overcooks the food, Finnian kills the garden by spraying herbicides on it, and Mey-Rin breaks all of the china. To resolve the situation, Sebastian orders them to rearrange the yard into a stone Japanese garden and has Bard make beef tataki. Damian, impressed with the staff's preparations, plays a board game with Ciel in which his character loses his legs and is ultimately incinerated. Following the dinner, Damian calls his associate, commenting that the factory he owns has been sold and he is attempting to fraudulently acquire more money from Ciel. When Damian attempts to return to the lounge, the scenario in the game occurs in real life, as he breaks one of his legs, and Sebastian locks him in the oven, to be burned with the dessert. He later runs away from the mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151124 +0000" stop="20260915153553 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Strongest - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ciel is kidnapped for ransom, but Sebastian easily defeats a mob of underlings, with various kitchen supplies, and retrieves his master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153553 +0000" stop="20260915160022 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Omnipotent - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth, Ciel's fiancee, arrives at the Phantomhive Estate for a visit. While Ciel does not wish to dance with her, Sebastian convinces him to learn to dance for the sake of preserving his social reputation, and teaches him a simple waltz. Later, Elizabeth is unhappy with Ciel wearing his own ring in favour of the one she has brought him, and she breaks Ciel's ring by throwing it on the floor. Ciel comes close to hitting Elizabeth but is stopped by Sebastian, who explains to Elizabeth that Ciel's ring is the Phantomhive family's ring. Elizabeth is upset, but Ciel throws the ring out of the window and declares that he is the head of the Phantomhive family, with or without it. Ciel then wipes Elizabeth's tears away and dances with her. That night, Sebastian finds Ciel depressed in bed and produces Ciel's ring, undamaged. Ciel wonders how many Phantomhives have died wearing the ring. He tells Sebastian to stay by his side until he falls asleep, amusing Sebastian and causing him to comment on Ciel showing his weaknesses to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160022 +0000" stop="20260915162452 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Capricious - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The news of Jack the Ripper terrorizes the city of London. Sebastian narrows the suspects down to a single man, a Viscount. Madame Red creates a plan for Sebastian, Ciel and Lau to attend a ball to catch the culprit, which involves Ciel wearing a dress and Sebastian pretending to be his tutor. They realise that Elizabeth is attending the ball and dance across the ballroom to avoid her because she would then blow there cover and then they would get caught.As Ciel says that Elizabeth has too much energy. The Viscount takes a liking to Ciel, who attempts to seduce him, while Sebastian distracts Elizabeth and the other guests by pretending to be a magician and gets trapped in a box with all these knifes and chains with using only magic as he says(which is true). Alone in a room with the Viscount, which turns out has a smell that Ciel thinks its just a smell,then Ciel loses consciousness, later awaking to find himself being sold in a large underground auction, tied and blindfolded. When the Viscount removes the blindfold in order to display Ciel's eyes, the latter keeps them closed. After a moment, he opens them and calls for Sebastian. The lights go out, and the cries of many people are heard and the candles are suddenly relit to reveal Sebastian, who takes Ciel home as the police arrive at the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162452 +0000" stop="20260915164921 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Chance Encounter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian continue to pursue Jack the Ripper and come to a confrontation at the house of the latest victim, Mary Kelly. They discover that the murderer is a combination of Madam Red and Grell Sutcliff, her seemingly bumbling butler, who is actually a Reaper. While Sebastian is busy fighting Grell, Madam Red attempts to kill Ciel, but she sees her sister's face in his and is unable to do so. Grell kills Madam Red because of this and her life is played back before his eyes, as Reapers can see a person's memories as they die. It is revealed that she loved Ciel's father, but he chose Rachel, her sister, over her. Eventually, she found someone she loved and married him, and was to have a child, but an accident killed her husband and caused the doctors to have to abort her baby and take out her womb to save her life, rendering her infertile. When one of her patients came to her and asked for an abortion, claiming children were a nuisance, something in her snapped and she followed the patient later that night and killed her. It was then that she met Grell, and the two of them murdered people as Jack the Ripper since then. Sebastian is ordered by Ciel to kill Grell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164921 +0000" stop="20260915171350 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, at the Funeral - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sebastian ends Jack the Ripper's reign of terror. Later, Ciel and Sebastian attend Madam Red's funeral and visit the grave of Jack the Ripper's last victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171350 +0000" stop="20260915173819 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Merrymaking - S01E07</title>
    <desc>By the command of the Queen, Ciel is to secure Houndsworth, a village controlled by a nobleman Henry Barrymore. The supposed resort that the company was in for is, in fact, a dark and dreary place inhabited by a demon dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173819 +0000" stop="20260915180248 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Training - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ciel and his servants confront the real demon dog of the village of Houndsworth and end up taking it home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180248 +0000" stop="20260915182718 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Phantom Image - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ciel assigns his servants to take a photo of Sebastian with a camera that reveals what is most precious to the subject that is not of this world (e.g., dead things). Sebastian evades their efforts over and over again effortlessly. In the end, Sebastian takes a photo of Ciel, who had fallen asleep at his desk, with Pluto behind him at the back window which leads to an amusing photograph that confuses the rest of the servants at the mansion. Sebastian later comments that it was an honor to learn that the thing Ciel most treasures that is not of this world is Sebastian himself. (Sebastian is a demon, therefore he is able to show up in the photo because he is not someone of the normal world). Later, Finny wonders how Sebastian can show up as he thinks that Sebastian is someone of this world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182718 +0000" stop="20260915185147 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian visit a festival held on the frozen Thames River and enter an ice-sculpting contest for the prize, a ring with a slice of blue diamond called the Shard of Hope, which is important evidence in an investigation by Scotland Yard into the kidnappings of several young girls. Sebastian creates an ice model of Noah's Ark, complete with animals inside, but the Shard of Hope is apparently lost in the river following a bombing incident. Meanwhile, Elizabeth desperately looks for a present for Ciel's birthday. She later discovers the Shard of Hope in a toy ship she has bought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185147 +0000" stop="20260915191616 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, However You Please - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth becomes distraught and goes missing and Ciel and Sebastian head into the heart of London to search for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191616 +0000" stop="20260915194045 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Forlorn - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ciel finds Elizabeth in a tower and rescues her after a brief battle against Drocell. Sebastian does not pursue a strange puppet that seems to have controlled Drocell as its master is far away. Later, Elizabeth celebrates Ciel's 13th birthday with a party at the Phantomhive Estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121630 +0000" stop="20260915124022 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guy Who Doesn't Know When to Quit - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Magna, Luck, and Gio, the most powerful Underwater Temple mage, risk their lives fighting Vetto. Asta and Kahono’s older brother, Kiato, also arrive at the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124022 +0000" stop="20260915130414 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awakening - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Kahono and Noelle reach Asta and the others. Noelle is astonished at how powerful Vetto is, but Kahono remains confident. She is the granddaughter of Gifso and cherishes everyone at the Underwater Temple, which she is willing to do anything to protect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130414 +0000" stop="20260915132806 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Only Weapon - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Despite being greatly injured in the battle against Vetto, Asta stands up to face him again. Seeing this, Vanessa and Finral come to assist Asta, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132806 +0000" stop="20260915135158 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Despair vs. Hope - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Asta continues his attacks against Vetto with support from Vanessa and Finral. They finally manage to land a blow on Vetto, but it’s not very effective. Vanessa and Finral remember when they were younger and much weaker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135158 +0000" stop="20260915141550 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond Limits - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Asta’s sword finally manages to take down Vetto! But that was all a part of Vetto’s plan. He manages to steal Asta’s sword and break his arm. Vetto proudly proclaims victory, but Asta doesn’t give up hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141550 +0000" stop="20260915143942 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Battle, End of Despair - S01E50</title>
    <desc>The members of the Black Bulls all surpassed their limits and defeated a powerful enemy. They manage to safely get the magic stone and successfully complete their mission, and all the members other than Captain Yami go recuperate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143942 +0000" stop="20260915150334 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof of Rightness - S01E51</title>
    <desc>After Captain Yami saved the Black Bulls in the Underwater Temple, Yami and Asta return the stone to the Wizard King and report what happened when suddenly a large enemy force arrives at one of the Clover border cities near the Diamond Kingdom... a Great Enemy has appeared, but the Golden Dawn Magical Knights Squad is rushing in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150334 +0000" stop="20260915152730 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whoever's Strongest Wins - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Golden Dawn continue fighting the Diamond forces. The Diamonds soon realize they are about to be overpowered when William uses his world tree magic, basically ending the fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152730 +0000" stop="20260915155126 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S01E53</title>
    <desc>During the attack on the Clover Kingdom by the Diamond Kingdom, Yami saves the captain of the Golden Dawn, William Vangeance, from Lotus's attack. Yami then asks William a question that's been on his mind for quite some time. Meanwhile, Asta runs into Yuno in Kiten and they are confronted by Finral's younger half-brother, Langris. Langris was always beaming with potential and joined the elite Magic Knight Squad of the Golden Dawn and became the vice-captain. He also despises his older brother Finral and considers him a total failure. Langris mocks his brother as well as the other Black Bulls and Finral finally stands up to him...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155126 +0000" stop="20260915161522 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Again - S01E54</title>
    <desc>After Kiten is successfully protected Yami introduces Asta to a recovery mage named Owen that works directly under the Wizard King so he can get his arms healed. Owen is known as the most powerful recovery mage in the Clover Kingdom, but Asta's arms were in a horrific condition. Finral happens to walk by the room when Owen tells Asta something about his injury, and then he tells the rest of the Black Bulls, who are shocked. The Black Bulls go to check on Asta and see that he's still not discouraged at the bad news, and they all come to a decision...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161522 +0000" stop="20260915163918 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Named Fanzell - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Asta first met Fanzell Kruger shortly after he received his grimoire. He runs into him while training with his new anti-magic sword.  Fanzell uses wind magic and is able to turn wind into a sword so he helps Asta train. One day while they’re in the forest, someone comes for Fanzell’s life..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163918 +0000" stop="20260915170314 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Named Fanzell, Continued - S01E56</title>
    <desc>A few months after being trained by Fanzell, he suddenly shows up at the Black Bulls' base. Fanzell recognized Noelle's staff and wanted to ask her about it. It was created by his fiancee, Domina, and he was thankful to find another clue as to her whereabouts. But then, more assassins who are after Fanzell also appear at the Black Bulls' base...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170314 +0000" stop="20260915172710 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiltration - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Noelle and Finral go to visit Asta's sword instructor, Fanzell, in hopes that he'd know a way to fix Asta's arms. Fanzell's fiancee, Domina, tells them that the Queen of Witches in the Witches' Forest should be able to dispel ancient curses, so they go to visit her. They eventually get Asta as well as Mariella to tag along and Domina leads them to the forest. However an incident occurs and their infiltration soon gets found out. They manage to bust into the Queen of Witches's mansion, but she already had a prior guest. It was Vanessa, who also came from the Witches' Forest just like Domina...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172710 +0000" stop="20260915175051 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battlefield Decision - S01E58</title>
    <desc>While Asta and the others were meeting with the Queen of Witches, the forces of the Diamond Kingdom and the Eye of the Midnight Sun were getting closer to the Witches' Forest. The party asks the Queen of Witches to cure Asta's arms so he can help protect the witches from the incoming forces. The Queen of Witches takes interest in Asta's anti-magic sword and cures Asta's arms. The party splits up into two different teams to go face off with both of the incoming forces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175051 +0000" stop="20260915181447 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flames of Hatred - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Noelle uses her water magic to try to put out the fires that have sprouted up around the forest while Asta, Finral, and Vanessa confront another member of the Third Eye, Fana. Asta tries to reason with Fana by talking to her, but that quickly gets shut down when Fana attacks with her fire spirit, salamander. They soon find out that Fana not only has fire magic, but other magic using different attributes...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181447 +0000" stop="20260915183843 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defectors' Atonement - S01E60</title>
    <desc>While Asta and the other Black Bulls were fighting with Fana, Fanzell was facing off with the forces of the Diamond Kingdom, which he used to be a part of. The forces happen to be led by two of Fanzell's former students, Ladros and Mars. Fanzell left the Diamond Kingdom because he didn't agree with the kingdom's methods, but before, he would train children on how to use their powers for the Diamond Kingdom. Fanzell tries to reason with his former students, but Ladros attacks regardlessly, forcing Fanzell to fight with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183843 +0000" stop="20260915190239 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Promised World - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Fanzell ends up bring Mars and Ladros to where Asta was fighting. In order to defeat Ladros who absorbs the magic of his enemies, Fanzell thinks of a plan to have Asta's anti-magic counter that. Asta doesn't really understand what's going on but does what Fanzell asks him to do. He bats away Fana's spirit magic with his sword. Meanwhile, Mars sees Fana, and...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190239 +0000" stop="20260915192635 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bettering One Another - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Working alongside Mars, Asta is able to stop Fana from self-destructing. Fana regains her senses and they ask her what happened. However, Fana doesn't remember the events that happened after she had lost consciousness, other than she felt the strong need to take back the magic stones and that she was being controlled by someone's extreme hatred. Meanwhile, Ladros, who they thought they'd defeated, comes back even stronger and attacks them. The attack was so sudden that everyone didn't have time to react. Asta tries to face Ladros alone, and...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192635 +0000" stop="20260915195031 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not in the Slightest - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Asta loses consciousness after Ladros's attack and the Queen of Witches tries to use this opportunity to awaken Asta's true powers. Meanwhile, Asta ends up waking up in a strange space, and he realizes there's a giant being in front of him. The being offers to lend him strength in exchange for Asta's body, but Asta declines. Asta finally regains consciousness and seems to have powers that Noelle and the others had never seen before...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125830 +0000" stop="20260915135818 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes of the Devil - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Blake Gaines, who has been handling Patrice Ganimana's defence, seems to be in danger of falling foul of those paying his legal fees, while Alice Munezero tells Michael for the first time of her connection to Rwanda president Bibi Mundanzi. Kate's rift with Michael deepens and she becomes increasingly driven to help the Rwandan government as it tries to extradite Ganimana to face justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135818 +0000" stop="20260915145809 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game's True Nature - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patrice Ganimana's warnings about Kate's safety are borne out when Kate and Alice are both attacked. But Kate, nevertheless, continues her search for the case file her mother had prepared against Ganimana years before. But are establishment forces somehow closing ranks to impede bringing Ganimana to justice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145809 +0000" stop="20260915155807 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Bogey on the Ninth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kate and Florence return to the UK to locate a final missing item from Eve Ashby's case file against Patrice Ganimana. But someone is ahead of them, stopping at nothing to kill and terrorise his way to this key piece of missing evidence. Meanwhile Michael in the UK, Alice Munezero in Rwanda, and Eunice Clayton in the US, all believe the time has finally come to reveal the truth about a long-buried crime - which will in turn expose Kate to a dark, shocking truth about her own past, and which may destroy her relationship with Michael forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155807 +0000" stop="20260915165710 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgiving Earth - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Michael works to expose an intricate conspiracy in London, Kate travels alone to Africa seeking the truth about her personal history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165710 +0000" stop="20260915175550 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Other News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As a child, Kate Ashby was rescued from the horrific aftermath of the Rwandan genocide. She was adopted and brought up in Britain by Eve Ashby, a world-class international lawyer. Kate has long struggled to escape the shadow of her past, but is now returning to work as a legal investigator in the same chambers as Eve, under leading international lawyer Michael Ennis. Kate and Eve's relationship is strained to breaking point when a controversial militia leader, who had once fought to stop the genocide, is captured in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and Eve takes on his prosecution at the International Criminal Court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175550 +0000" stop="20260915185525 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking at the Past - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eve's case prosecuting Simon Nyamoya begins at the International Criminal Court, but a shocking incident changes everything. To try and uncover the truth behind these events, Michael Ennis launches a new case and turns to Kate for help. They will be defending Alice Munezero, a Rwandan government official and an old friend of Michael and Eve's. Alice stands accused of a historic war crime - the murder of a French priest in Rwanda in 1994.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185525 +0000" stop="20260915195415 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost in Name - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Still struggling with grief, Kate works with Michael to defend Alice Munezero from the charges laid against her in France. As shadowy forces try to prevent the truth being unearthed, Kate faces threats to her personal safety. Meanwhile Michael struggles with his health back in London. Can they both continue forward to gain an acquittal for Alice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121030 +0000" stop="20260915123015 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taco Sundays - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jesus loses his phone when the gang travel through Compton in a food truck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123015 +0000" stop="20260915125121 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thy Neighbor's Strife - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125121 +0000" stop="20260915131154 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say When - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Lloyd gets a lucrative job as a liquor salesman, which changes him in ways that worry Jesus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131154 +0000" stop="20260915133230 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Janky Cable - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Trayvon's dad gets him free cable, which causes problems with Vic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133230 +0000" stop="20260915135431 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lloyds Wife/Good for Nothing - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lloyds' wife resurfaces announcing she wants a divorce. Vic is overjoyed, until things get messy. After a visit to the probation office, Fish faces a test of faith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135431 +0000" stop="20260915141444 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Special Christmas in Compton - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jesus makes a Christmas wish after he grows upset with the commercialization of the holiday. But, his wish brings unintended consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141444 +0000" stop="20260915143648 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compton Carter - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jesus returns from jail to discover his running buddy Boonie has relocated from their old Compton Gardens apartment complex to the "new" Compton Gardens, where Lloyd is building manager.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143648 +0000" stop="20260915145835 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vatican Guys - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After discovering the leaked video of Jesus performing a miracle, the Vatican sends two secret agents from Italy to Compton to kidnap "the Black Jesus" and determine if the oversized black guy is really the son of God.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145835 +0000" stop="20260915151904 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parole Officer - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The parole officer for Jesus, a friendly white dude that just wants to make the world a better place, witnesses proof of Jesus' divinity, has a spiritual upheaval and decides to stop going to work and follow Jesus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151904 +0000" stop="20260915153848 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation SHUT'EMDOWN - S03E04</title>
    <desc>AmBro, the head of security at the New Compton Gardens, forms a militia to scare off drug dealers in the hood; in a show of force, his troops take over the street and screw up a drug deal the gang planned for that day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153848 +0000" stop="20260915160124 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boonie Christ - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jesus lets Boonie have the power of Christ so he can see how difficult being the Son of God really is; while Boonie tries to figure out how to make his new powers work for him, Jesus takes a skip day for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160124 +0000" stop="20260915162110 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compton Crusader - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There's a vigilante in Southwest Compton, and he's taken matters into his own hands. Jesus has to stop him before he goes too far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162110 +0000" stop="20260915164236 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Tudi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ms. Tudi miraculously scores a small business loan and opens Tudi's Wigs, Weaves and Whatnots; the Korean Mafia isn't happy the store is on their turf, and that means war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164236 +0000" stop="20260915170534 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boonie Comes Up - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Boonie thinks he has been possessed by the soul of a dead gangster and begins acting like a serious badass.  That day, Lloyd serves Jesus papers - he's taking him to "Homey's Court" for making him sober, and to settle up for $600.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170534 +0000" stop="20260915172814 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God's Team - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jesus suddenly finds himself as the coach for the Compton Devils junior high football.  His agenda to spread love and kindness is at odd with winning at all costs, and we see his struggle play out in the big game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172814 +0000" stop="20260915174942 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Jesus of Compton - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The gang talks Jesus into starring in a reality show after a sleazy producer promises them fame and fortune.  It's a disaster from start to finish, but Jesus is determined to get Pop's good word out as a result.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174942 +0000" stop="20260915180901 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokin', Drinkin', and Chillin - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Black Jesus and his gang fail at trying to score some good weed. To make matters worse Black Jesus gets detained by police and questioned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180901 +0000" stop="20260915183055 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish and the Con Man - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Black Jesus tells his gang that they must start a community garden. Standing in the way of progress is Vic, the Apartment Manager who threatens to bring all of them down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183055 +0000" stop="20260915185211 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shit Heist - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, they are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185211 +0000" stop="20260915191241 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Gave at the Playground - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang end up agreeing to help Boonie with a yard sale. His ex girlfriend shows up though to cause havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fried Green Tomatoes - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The gang is ready to quit the garden when they find the weed in the garden has failed, but they discover an abundance of "miracle" green tomatoes.</desc>
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    <title>Love Thy Enemy (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The gang bottle and sell their green tomato sauce and Ms. Tudi makes peace with the CCSWC.</desc>
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    <title>And Then the Devil Brought the Plague: The Book of Green Light - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected phone call unearths the long-buried need for Jefferson to investigate the murder of his father. Meanwhile, Annisa wrestles with the fact that her actions have dire consequences. Lastly, Jennifer learns the importance of controlling her temper – in all situations.</desc>
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    <title>Three Sevens: The Book of Thunder - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jefferson is on the hunt for his father's killer, while Anissa uses her new powers to rectify a wrong after a protest fails. Jennifer grapples with some difficult choices. Elsewhere, Gambi begs for help from Lynn.</desc>
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    <title>Equinox: The Book of Fate - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Black Lightning’s pursuit for Tobias continues. Anissa continues to find herself in the new normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141423 +0000" stop="20260915145502 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Revelations - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Black Lightning works with Anissa to help find information to clear Black Lightning’s name. Jennifer begins interning for Lynn. Meanwhile, Gambi finds himself in a precarious situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145502 +0000" stop="20260915153723 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Little Black Lies - S01E09</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest killing, Black Lightning works to clear his name while also hunting down the person responsible for his father’s death, and anyone else involved. Tensions remain high between Black Lightning and Gambi.</desc>
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    <title>Sins of the Father: The Book of Redemption - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Black Lightning attempts to rescue several long-missing children reveals a secret he did not anticipate, and its resulting connections. Gambi struggles to stay strong while in a compromising position. Jefferson begins to view things differently.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161910 +0000" stop="20260915165803 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Jesus: The Book of Crucifixion - S01E11</title>
    <desc>As suspicions grow that Jefferson Pierce is Black Lightning, the ASA arranges to have him arrested.  Lynn seeks help from Detecitve Henderson. Meanwhile, as Jefferson is in custody, Gambi and Anissa work together to show Black Lightning is still running around the streets of Freeland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165803 +0000" stop="20260915173943 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Resurrection and the Light: The Book of Pain - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Tobias returns to Freeland. He is tasked to capture – not kill – Black Lightning with the help of an unexpected source. After a battle of epic proportions, Anissa and Jennifer provide surprising aid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173943 +0000" stop="20260915182155 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of Death: The Book of War - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The aftermath of the showdown with Black Lightning leaves everyone reeling. Meanwhile, Tobias gathers his forces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182155 +0000" stop="20260915190421 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Consequences: Chapter One: Rise of the Green Light Babies - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jefferson Pierce and his family may have survived Tobias’s attack, but they’re not out of the woods yet. Concerned for the safety of Garfield’s students, the board considers a motion to shut down the school. Jennifer struggles with her powers and her actions have unforeseen repercussions. Meanwhile, Anissa finds a new way to give back to Freeland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190421 +0000" stop="20260915194626 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Consequences: Chapter Two: Black Jesus Blues - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jefferson must break the news to his students and faculty that he is stepping down. Struggling with his new life as Painkiller, Khalil pays a visit to Jennifer in hopes of mending things. Meanwhile, Tobias continues to enact his plan.</desc>
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    <title>Playtest - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A thrill-seeking globetrotter visits Britain, hooks up with a woman and tests the latest in video game technology – “a device as mind-bendingly sophisticated as it is terrifying.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134046 +0000" stop="20260915143328 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shut Up and Dance - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When withdrawn 19-year-old Kenny stumbles headlong into an online trap, he is quickly forced into an uneasy alliance with shifty Hector – both of them at the mercy of persons unknown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143328 +0000" stop="20260915153453 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Junipero - S03E04</title>
    <desc>California, 1987: San Junipero is a fun-loving beach town synonymous with sun, surf, and sex. And for recent arrivals Yorkie and Kelly, it’s going to be a life-changer…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153453 +0000" stop="20260915163522 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men Against Fire - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A military story set in a post-war future. A rookie soldier is posted overseas, protecting frightened villagers from an infestation of vicious feral mutants alongside fellow soldier Raiman. They’re hoping some new technological advantage will save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163522 +0000" stop="20260915180505 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hated in the Nation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A police detective and her geeky young sidekick investigate a string of grisly murders with a sinister link to social media.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180505 +0000" stop="20260915192156 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>USS Callister - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Capt. Robert Daly presides over his crew with wisdom and courage. But a new recruit will soon discover nothing on this spaceship is what it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120845 +0000" stop="20260915124401 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive - S01E02</title>
    <desc>William, Sun and Barbara try to drive to the stadium, but it's tougher than they thought: They're blocked by both living marauders and roving undead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124401 +0000" stop="20260915132428 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer School - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rose, Spears, Ryan and Lance find a refuge. Learning they're not alone, they're schooled on the dangers of following the heart rather than the head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132428 +0000" stop="20260915140345 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Forced to fend for themselves, the survivors that were left behind must improvise and look out for both the dead and the living.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140345 +0000" stop="20260915144658 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diner - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Trapped in an abandoned diner, William and Sun must decide whether they can depend on the survivors from the truck as their alliance is tested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144658 +0000" stop="20260915152113 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heist - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The desperate yet determined group undertakes a daring hit on a weapons stash, but the pandemonium threatens to swallow them up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152113 +0000" stop="20260915154713 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tunnel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Soldiers arrive with both plans and promises. But questions remain as a survivor makes a bold move. Who can you trust? Where do your loyalties lie?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154713 +0000" stop="20260915160800 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stadium - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the group approaches the stadium, everything goes sideways. The survivors blast through their bullets -- and their options.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160800 +0000" stop="20260915165226 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Life - and death - spins savagely out of control. Familiar faces scramble to survive the brutality, and wrenching betrayal lurks around every corner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165226 +0000" stop="20260915173607 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prelude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No good deed goes unpunished in a zombie apocalypse: The tables turn for Rose, Sun, Spears and Anna. The winter brings snow - and fresh horrors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173607 +0000" stop="20260915182120 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Game - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Inside, Rose and Anna are warm, but are they safe? A loose coalition coalesces, but the tension grows, everyone is armed, and an ax has gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182120 +0000" stop="20260915185617 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An outgunned Rose must make a life-and-death decision. The war comes home when dangerous groups converge on a haven, catching Sun in the crossfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185617 +0000" stop="20260915194343 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Horse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hungry, hurt and alone, Spears encounters a talkative stranger who claims to know him. A mysterious rider on a pale horse passes in the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122903 +0000" stop="20260915125551 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sense and Senility - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Prince Regent hires a pair of actors to teach him to give better speeches and earn the people's respect after an anarchist tries to blow him up at the theatre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125551 +0000" stop="20260915132526 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy and Amiability - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Parliament cuts off the Prince's money he decides to marry a rich lady who obtains her money by moonlighting as a notorious highwayman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132526 +0000" stop="20260915135527 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel and Duality - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Duke of Wellington has challenged the Prince to a duel for seducing his daughters and the Prince offers Blackadder anything he wants to take his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135527 +0000" stop="20260915142444 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Cook - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Blackadder tries painting and cooking as ploys to avoid the scheduled big push out of the trenches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142444 +0000" stop="20260915145411 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corporal Punishment - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Edmund is sentenced to death by firing squad for shooting and eating the General's favorite messenger pigeon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145411 +0000" stop="20260915152320 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Star - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Blackadder grabs yet another opportunity to return to England by organizing a morale-raising music hall show, including Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation and George's appearance as a lady songstress who captures the General's heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152320 +0000" stop="20260915155218 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Plane - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Blackadder and the boys join the Royal Air Corps, where they are promptly shot down behind enemy lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155218 +0000" stop="20260915162024 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>General Hospital - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Blackadder is assigned to find the spy working out of the hospital.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162024 +0000" stop="20260915164951 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbyeee - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Blackadder tries everything he can think of to get sent back to England when orders come in to go over the top in the first charge against the Germans since 1914.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164951 +0000" stop="20260915172325 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Foretelling - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After arriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund kills King Richard III (whom he thinks is stealing his horse) and secures the crown for his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172325 +0000" stop="20260915175701 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born to Be King - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With his father away at the Crusades, Edmund comes up with a plan to prove his brother is illegitimate, thus making him Prince Regent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175701 +0000" stop="20260915182941 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Archbishop - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edmund is appointed to the post of Archbishop of Canterbury after the king has the last one killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182941 +0000" stop="20260915190333 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen of Spain's Beard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190333 +0000" stop="20260915193344 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchsmeller Pursuivant - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Percy and Baldrick are to be burned at the stake with Edmund, when he is accused of being a witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120232 +0000" stop="20260915122332 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Digger - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dre has never had a problem with Pops dating, but when it comes to Ruby, he won’t let anyone come between them. When Ruby invites Dre and Bow to meet the new man in her life, Dre immediately goes on the defensive and finds any reason to dislike him. Once Pops learns that Ruby’s suitor is the real deal, he comes up with a plan to distract her. Meanwhile, Junior meets a girl on a dating site, and Zoey, Jack and Diane convince him he’s being scammed, so they devise a plan to meet “the girl” in person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122332 +0000" stop="20260915124456 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Up with the Johnsons - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After a month of heavy spending, Dre and Bow start to question if they are living too large. Dre’s crazy accountant, James Brown, has always been their go-to money guy, but when the topic of finances gets brought up at work, Mr. Stevens refers Dre to his more straight-laced accountant for a second opinion. Dre and Bow realize they need to be more financially responsible and try to prove to each other that they can live without their outrageous expenses. Meanwhile, the kids overhear their parents talking about money and Junior decides to start day trading.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124456 +0000" stop="20260915130619 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Dre notices that his neighbor Janine has never invited his family to any of her pool parties, he assumes she is racially stereotyping them as a family that doesn’t swim. The kids are shocked to find out that, in fact, Dre doesn’t know how to swim. At work, Dre shares the story with his colleagues, and Daphne Lido is not convinced it’s a race thing, so Dre confronts Janine directly. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane are a part of the Girls’ and Boys’ Rovers Organization, and they envy each other’s activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130619 +0000" stop="20260915132719 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twindependence - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Diane are tired of being twins, and after much pleading, Dre and Bow give in to letting them explore their lives as individuals. Meanwhile, Dre buys Zoey her first car, and she is over the moon. But when he shares the news at work, his colleagues bring up all the terrible things teens do with cars, and Dre starts to question whether Zoey is ready for one after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132719 +0000" stop="20260915135042 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hope - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When the kids ask some tough questions in the midst of a highly publicized court case involving alleged police brutality and an African-American teenager, Dre and Bow are conflicted on how best to field them. Dre, along with Pops and Ruby, feel the kids need to know what kind of world they’re living in, while Bow would like to give them a more hopeful view about life. When the verdict is announced, the family handles the news in different ways while watching the community react.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135042 +0000" stop="20260915141214 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Given Saturday - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Diane begins documenting Jack’s budding basketball career for a school project, but he ends up being a benchwarmer when Dre and Bow get him a spot on an elite travel-ball team. Meanwhile, Junior takes his job as a referee too seriously; and Zoe meets a new love interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141214 +0000" stop="20260915143306 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Nanny - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Dre and Bow start to slip on the kids’ activities and chores around the house, so Bow persuades Dre to hire a nanny. After several interviews that don’t go well, they meet Vivian, who impresses them with her desire to take care of the whole family, including Dre and Bow. Dre struggles with the idea of hiring a black nanny, but decides to give her a try. Meanwhile, Diane decides to run for class president, so when the smart and bubbly Susie Kwest becomes her competition, Zoey helps Diane create a smear campaign to win Diane the vote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143306 +0000" stop="20260915145438 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leftovers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Dre and Bow realize they don’t have a legal guardian for their kids, they make it their mission to find replacement parents should anything happen to them. Meanwhile, Zoey and Junior reveal the truth to Jack about their old dog’s death and other family secrets he naively accepted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145438 +0000" stop="20260915151606 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnson &amp; Johnson - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Dre’s sister, Rhonda, is getting married to her girlfriend, Sharon, and the upcoming nuptials lead to a conversation on tradition. Dre finds out that Bow is against the patriarchal convention of taking the man’s last name, but he never knew this because Bow’s maiden name is also Johnson. Meanwhile, Jack and Diane want to be the ring bearer and flower girl but worry they’ve aged out of the gigs, and Junior and Zoey prep Ruby to embrace her daughter’s relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151606 +0000" stop="20260915153736 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Johnson Show - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dre’s always strived to model his life after the idyllic families he grew up watching on TV, but he panics after he learns he could lose his job. Meanwhile, Bow tries to prove herself when she’s put in charge of the school auction and enlists here kids’ assistance instead of accepting the other moms’ offers to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153736 +0000" stop="20260915155905 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Rich Kids - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Dre has always felt his older son was never like him, but when he finally meets Junior’s cool friends, Dre is all in and happy that his son may have the opportunity for an actual social life. Meanwhile, Bow is dealing with Ruby, Zoey, Jack and Diane not confessing to things breaking around the house and decides to handle it her own way after some judgment from Vivian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155905 +0000" stop="20260915162027 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dre-Care - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the flu breaks out in the Johnson household, Dre desperately tries to avoid catching it, while taking care of the whole family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162027 +0000" stop="20260915164129 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good-ish Times - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from a stressful day at work, Dre falls asleep watching a “Good Times” marathon and dreams of himself and his family as being characters in the series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164129 +0000" stop="20260915170301 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>VIP - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dre decides to take his family to Walt Disney World on the magical, first-class vacation experience he was never able to have as a kid. With the help of a VIP tour guide, Dre and the kids take full advantage of their VIP status. Meanwhile, Bow, Pops and Ruby set off on their own adventure at Walt Disney World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170301 +0000" stop="20260915172433 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Dre discovers that Zoey is questioning her belief in God, he undergoes a crisis of faith and leans on family members and coworkers for their input. Meanwhile, Bow’s brother Johan comes to stay with The Johnsons after living abroad and becomes an instant thorn in Dre’s side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172433 +0000" stop="20260915174605 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>40 Acres and a Vote - S03E03</title>
    <desc>With Obama leaving office and the upcoming election, Dre finds a new candidate to believe in – Junior. Junior is running for class president and is overqualified for the job, but he just can’t seem to connect with his fellow classmates. Dre becomes his campaign manager and tries to make Junior appeal to the masses. Meanwhile, Pops, Johan and Jack discuss why they’re not voting in the upcoming election, and Bow is worried that Zoey’s college essay is not going to get her into college.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174605 +0000" stop="20260915180736 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Afraid of the Big Black Man? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After a situation arises at work, Dre’s views are confronted regarding how black people are perceived now versus when he grew up. He wants to be more open-minded about being a part of his community, and his first step is joining his Homeowners’ Association. Meanwhile, Bow wants to spend more time with the kids before the new baby arrives and gets advice from Pops on how to make them want to be around her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180736 +0000" stop="20260915182905 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Junior embarrasses Dre during a basketball game, Dre decides to remind Junior of his master pranking skills so he’ll never challenge him again. Meanwhile, the neighborhood participates in a “mischief night” during Halloween where petty crimes become legal, and Ruby takes it too far with the kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182905 +0000" stop="20260915185036 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack of All Trades - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Jack and Diane bring home the results of their career tests, Dre and Bow must come to terms with the fact that Jack may have a blue-collar future. Meanwhile, Ruby is convinced Diane is possessed with a little help from Junior and Zoey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185036 +0000" stop="20260915191158 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntsgiving - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Pops’ older sister Almaviligerais unexpectedly arrives for Thanksgiving, much to everyone’s delight except Ruby, who can’t stand her ex-sister-in-law. While Bow and Dre go on their last vacation before the baby arrives, the kids try to figure out why Ruby hates Almaviligerais so much.</desc>
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    <title>Being Bow-racial - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Bow must address unresolved feelings about her own biracial identity when Junior brings home his first girlfriend, who happens to be white. Dre is handling a big project for a client at work and relies on Charlie to teach him how to relate to the campaign’s white, female point-person. Meanwhile, Zoey needs extra credit for her design class, and asks Jack and Diane if she can remodel their room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193319 +0000" stop="20260915195420 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing but Nepotism - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bow urges Dre to use his connections and secure Zoey a fellowship, but he doesn’t want his daughter relying on nepotism. When Bow finds Zoey a place at the hospital, Dre balks at the idea and successfully pulls some strings at Teen Vogue. Meanwhile, Junior loses his first job at an arcade pizza joint that the twins love after he reports their unclean practices to corporate, and they shut it down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124001 +0000" stop="20260915132316 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert Diaz - S06E22</title>
    <desc>As the president’s true plan comes into focus, Liz and the task force fight to avert disaster. Red meets in secret with a man who holds information about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132316 +0000" stop="20260915140627 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louis T. Steinhil - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After being abducted by Katarina Rostova, Raymond finds himself alone in hostile territory unsure of who—if anyone—he can trust. With few leads to go on, Liz and the Task Force venture into unknown danger as they race to find him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140627 +0000" stop="20260915144940 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louis T. Steinhil: Conclusion - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Liz, Dembe and the Task Force continue to search for Red, who attempts to escape his abductors with help from a surprise ally, but discovers he is not Katarina Rostova’s only target in her hunt for information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144940 +0000" stop="20260915153251 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Fleurs du Mal - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Aram goes undercover to infiltrate a secret society of wealthy thrill-seekers whose entertainment hinges upon spectacular acts of violence. Red tries to negotiate with a former associate involved in the Townsend Directive. Katarina Rostova takes steps to insinuate herself into Liz’s life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153251 +0000" stop="20260915161604 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kuwait - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cooper’s moral compass is tested when an officer whom he served with as a young man, long presumed to be dead, resurfaces as a POW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161604 +0000" stop="20260915165915 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Norman Devane - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Liz and the Task Force investigate an infamous assassin who has a long history of weaponizing diseases, but has now turned to even more insidious activities. Red and Dembe travel to Cuba in search of a lead. Aram considers a new relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165915 +0000" stop="20260915174226 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Lewis Powell - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Red alerts the FBI to the suspicious death of a scientist specializing in artificial intelligence research. Francesca Campbell further entangles herself in Red’s criminal activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174226 +0000" stop="20260915182537 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannah Hayes - S07E07</title>
    <desc>The Task Force investigates the unexplained disappearance and sudden re-emergence of a governor. Red and Dembe surveil someone close to Katarina Rostova, as she inadvertently involves Agnes in an operation of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182537 +0000" stop="20260915190846 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hawaladar - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Desperate for information about the whereabouts of a longtime friend, Red directs the Task Force to find a Blacklister who specializes in untraceable money transfers. Liz receives some disturbing news from her daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190846 +0000" stop="20260915195157 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orion Relocation Services - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Red and Liz investigate Orion Relocation Services, an organization that surreptitiously facilitates the disappearance and relocation of criminals. Katarina delves into the memories of an old friend in order to get additional information about the Townsend Directive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120518 +0000" stop="20260915122844 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recycling Power! - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Axle City is visited by a littering raccoon, it's up to Blaze to save the day as a Super Recycling Truck; he cleans up the town and rescues his friends just in time for a final showdown with the Litter Critter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122844 +0000" stop="20260915125127 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Space Race - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ take off into space for a race that's out of this world; along the way to Planet Victory, they meet friendly aliens, dodge asteroids, and face off against Crusher's space ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125127 +0000" stop="20260915131419 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cream Monster Machine - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gasquatch invites Blaze and AJ to his ice cream party, but forgets the ice cream; Blaze transforms into an ice cream truck and races to reach Gasquatch's house in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131419 +0000" stop="20260915133647 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mechanic Team! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Blaze stops into Gabby's Garage for a quick repair, just as three far-flung trucks need her mechanical know-how; Blaze and AJ volunteer to help Gabby take her garage on the go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133647 +0000" stop="20260915140002 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blazing Amazing Stories - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ babysit Baby Gherkin; when it's time for her nap, they tell her three epic bedtime stories about police, cowboys and superheroes: all starring Blaze and his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140002 +0000" stop="20260915142243 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Rig Blaze - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When a windstorm blows away the supplies for Stripes' Animal Party, Blaze transforms into the one Monster Machine strong enough to haul them all back: a Big Rig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142243 +0000" stop="20260915144545 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Balloon Rescue - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Axle City is enjoying the balloon fair until Crusher and Pickle get stuck on a runaway hot air balloon; now, it's up to Blaze and AJ to rescue their high-flying friends before they crash into the Slime Volcano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144545 +0000" stop="20260915150823 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Alien Adventure! - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ make friends with a space alien named Gormy, but when Gormy's jet pack loses power, they set out to help him find six special space batteries so he can fly home to his alien family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150823 +0000" stop="20260915153033 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Game Heroes - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ are excited to play their new video game, but when a video game wizard makes the game come alive, Blaze and AJ must save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153033 +0000" stop="20260915155227 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race Around the Earth - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ go head-to-head against Crusher to race all the way around the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155227 +0000" stop="20260915161456 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blaze Family - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ spend the day with some very special trucks: Blaze's mother, father and little sister Sparkle join Blaze in a race against Crusher to prove they're the world's fastest family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161456 +0000" stop="20260915163718 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treat Thief - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Officer Blaze just got his biggest case yet, tracking down the mischievous Treat Thief, and with help from Officer Anna, Blaze sets out to stop the thief and recover every stolen treat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163718 +0000" stop="20260915165853 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Rig to the Rescue! - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When three big deliveries are needed all over Axle City, there’s only one monster machine with the power to haul it all: Big Rig Blaze! But even he may not be able to make all the deliveries in time. Meanwhile, Crusher tries to be stronger than Blaze but Pickle gives him more heavy stuff which leads to disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165853 +0000" stop="20260915172029 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino Derby - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Dinosaur Blaze teams up with his prehistoric pal Zeg in order to compete in the Dino Derby, but he wonders if the duo has what it takes to outrace the rest and become Dino Derby champions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172029 +0000" stop="20260915174154 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Stunt Kitty - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When a big stunt goes awry, Darington is sent flying away on an out-of-control balloon; Blaze, A.J. and Stunt Kitty must save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174154 +0000" stop="20260915180345 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Blaze and the Unicorn - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Sir Blaze and Sir AJ attempt to free a magical unicorn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180345 +0000" stop="20260915182517 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sparkle's Racing Badge - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It’s more Blaze family fun in this high octane, action-packed adventure as Blaze and his little sister Sparkle team up to make it back to the Monster Dome in time for a big race against Crusher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182517 +0000" stop="20260915184655 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to Sky High Mountain - S06E06</title>
    <desc>At the starting line for the race to Sky High Mountain, one of Crusher's cheats threatens to sideline Blaze for good by pouring cement on them; to get back in this race, Blaze will need power tires. Meanwhile, for the second time, Pickle opens a tire store with strange tires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184655 +0000" stop="20260915190828 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppy Chase! - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When a big bubble floats away with Gabby’s new puppy Chassis while trying to take a bath, she’ll team up with Blaze and AJ to get her back. Meanwhile, Pickle opens up a pet store giving Crusher a pet with strange things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190828 +0000" stop="20260915193107 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold Medal Games - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Gold Medal Games, and Blaze is ready to compete; when Crusher cheats and sends his rival flying away, Blaze must return to Axle City to win the gold medal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193107 +0000" stop="20260915195248 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighters to the Rescue! - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When three fire emergencies break out across Axle City, it’s up to Blaze to put ‘em out – and to do it, he’ll transform into the most epic fire rescue vehicles we’ve ever seen! Meanwhile, Crusher and Pickle are playing firefighters. Crusher tries to put out a pretend fire, with the fire hose but strange things come out instead of water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120938 +0000" stop="20260915123409 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruel Arrancar, Ulquiorra's Provocation - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Everyone on the Arrancar side, sees Rukia's and Aaroniero's death. Meanwhile, Renji continues his fight with Szayel Aporro, who was Ilfort's brother, and Szayel is easily winning, since he made that room to block Renji's bankai.

Ichigo senses Rukia spiritual power drop and Ulquiorra comes in when he noticed. Ulquiorra is trying to provocative Ichigo into fighting him, and gets what he wants when he tells Ichigo that he forced Orihime into Hueco Mundo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123409 +0000" stop="20260915125845 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Syazel Aporro Laughs, the Net Trapping Renji Is Complete - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Renji continues his battle with Szayel Aporro  while Ichigo faces off against Ulquiorra. 

Not knowing Ulquiorra's rank and strength, Ichigo wastes no time and he quickly goes into his Hollow form to battle.

Ulquiorra reveals a deadly secret which shocks Ichigo and the tables turn. Can Ichigo defeat Ulquiorra and save Orihime?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125845 +0000" stop="20260915132317 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shinigami and Quincy, the Battle with Madness - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Loly and Menoly continue to mistreat Orihime and Loly is about to finish her off when the wall shatters and who should enter but Grimmjow.

Meanwhile, Uryuu takes up the battle against the Fraccion of Szayel when his initial strike has no effect whatsoever on the Espada. Renji might be able to lend a helping hand but can the two hope to defeat Szayel when he can predict their every move?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132317 +0000" stop="20260915134749 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ishida's Strategy, the 20-Second Offense and Defense - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Uryuu and Renji continue fighting against Szayel and with Renji's help, Uryuu pulls out a secret weapon to use against Szayel. The attack seems to be a success at first but Szayel has his own secret technique. 

Meanwhile, Grimmjow appears before Nel with Orihime in tow. What does Grimmjow have planned? Will Ulquiorra have something to say about it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134749 +0000" stop="20260915141219 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Murderous Intent Boils! The Joyful Grimmjow - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Uryuu and Renji recover from their battle with Szayel Aporro while Orihime continues to heal Ichigo's wounds. Ulquiorra appears and questions Grimmjow about his intentions. They get into a fight but Grimmjow manages to seal Ulquiorra in another dimension. 

Now free to fight the fully restored Ichigo, the two draw their swords attack. Using a massive blast, Grimmjow forces Ichigo to pull out his Hollow mask and the battle begins for real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141219 +0000" stop="20260915143649 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Effort vs. Desperate Effort! The Hollowized Ichigo - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Ichigo pulls out his Hollow mask and Grimmjow releases his sword, Pantera. With both in their most powerful forms, the battle begins in earnest again. The fight is intense with both sides exchanging strong blows. As Ichigo's mask breaks apart bit by bit, Nel urges a frightened Orihime to cheer for Ichigo since he is doing it for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143649 +0000" stop="20260915150121 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moment of Conclusion, the End of Grimmjow - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Grimmjow's past and his ascension to Adjuchas, along with his meeting of Shawlong and the others is revealed, as the battle with Ichigo continues. Grimmjow pulls out his final strongest technique, Desgarrón and he prepares to end the fight. Ichigo is not willing to give in either and they clash as the battle finally ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150121 +0000" stop="20260915152548 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Captain Appears! His Name is Shusuke Amagai - S09E01</title>
    <desc>A new captain is signed on to take over command of the 3rd Squad. The new captain is named Shuusuke Amagai. With him he brings one of his former subordinates a man named Kifune who he appoints as 3rd Seat. Though Kira tries to ease the tension, the 3rd Squad members do not trust him and feel that they do not need a captain. How can Kira get them to trust the newcomers?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152548 +0000" stop="20260915155019 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Development, the Dangerous Transfer Student Appears! - S09E02</title>
    <desc>While fighting Hollows, Ichigo meets a strange young girl who is then whisked away by her two shinigami attendants.

While Rukia searches for any record of the two shinigami, Kon notices some people moving in to the house next to the Kurosaki's. After going out to meet their new neighbors, Rukia and Ichigo discover their are none other then the odd trio from before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155019 +0000" stop="20260915161451 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Struggle Under the Moonlit Night, the Mysterious Assassin and Zanpakutō - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Lurichiyo`s group is attacked in the middle of the night by an assasin and it`s up to Ichigo to defeat him. After the death of the assasin everyone is told that Lurichiyo is the heir to one of The Four Noble Houses. That is why Komui, the one that is trying to take over Lurichiyo`s clan, is sending his best assasin`s after them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161451 +0000" stop="20260915163922 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenryu, the Profusion of Blooming Crimson Flowers - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Ichigo is trying to teach Lurichiyo about the real world. During dinner at Ichigo`s house Lurichiyo get`s angry at Kenryuu and Enryuu for always hiding things from her. After running away from them she meets with Orihime and are attacked by another assassin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163922 +0000" stop="20260915170357 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kibune Goes to War! The Violent Wind That Rages - S09E05</title>
    <desc>3rd Squad`s Captain Amagai Suusuke wants to start a training exercise with all the 13 Squads. Vice-captain Kira and 3rd seat Kifune fall in a pit were there are a lot of Hollows and Kifune shows his true colors to Kira when Kifune tries to kill a Hollow along with a fellow Death god. Lurichiyo comes back to Soul Society alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170357 +0000" stop="20260915172827 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Appearance of the Great Evil! The Darkness in the House of Kasumioji - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Kenryuu and Enryuu discover that Lurichiyo has gone missing and go to Soul 
Society along with Ichigo and Rukia to find her. While at a tea party Lurichiyo is attacked again by an assasin and Ichigo saves her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172827 +0000" stop="20260915175300 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break the Mirror's Boundary! Ichigo's Captivity! - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Nukui Hanza and his assasins atack Ichigo and his gang. Nukui Hanza manages to capture Ichigo in his Zanpakutou`s  power but underestimates his reiatsu and has to retreat when Yoruichi makes an appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175300 +0000" stop="20260915181729 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenging Assassin, Ichigo is Targeted - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Nukiu Hanza and his friends are back and stronger than ever! And this time the real battle begins with Nukiu declaring he will have Ichigo's head!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181729 +0000" stop="20260915184202 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery! The Sword-Consuming Assassin - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Refusing to give up Rurichiyo, Rukia uses her special ability to encase her new opponent Douko Jinnai in ice, but he easily breaks free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184202 +0000" stop="20260915190632 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reversal of Rukia, the Rampaging Blade - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Rukia, Ishida &amp; Chad start to figure out the powers of who they are fighting, and start to win. Meanwhile Ichigo continues his battles with Hanza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190632 +0000" stop="20260915193103 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare Which is Shown, Ichigo's Inside the Mirror - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Ichigo is trapped in Saiga's illusion what Hanza wants him to see. Hanza wants Ichigo to dream, his biggest regret, and that was not protecting his mom. Ichigo finally manages to break free and continues his battle with Hanza. Can Ichigo beat Hanza, using Saiga at full power?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193103 +0000" stop="20260915195533 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confrontation?! Amagai vs. Gotei 13 - S09E12</title>
    <desc>In a meeting with all of the captains, Amagai tries to make the case that the divisions lack coordination between themselves and proposes holding joint exercises. That's not a bright idea for everyone though.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121456 +0000" stop="20260915124734 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Learn colors for children with Blippi in The Blue Song. The Blippi Blue Song is an upbeat hip hop song to help kids learn colors. Blippi makes educational videos for kids and this Blue song is a fun color song for kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124734 +0000" stop="20260915130853 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 29 - S01E29</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130853 +0000" stop="20260915132846 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>28 - S01E28</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132846 +0000" stop="20260915135922 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Blippi shows you a children's museum where you will learn colors and more! This play place is a learning playground for kids with Blippi. Your child will learn at this hands on children's museum where Blippi showcases the educational exhibits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135922 +0000" stop="20260915142749 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 31 - S01E31</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142749 +0000" stop="20260915144801 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 30 - S01E30</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144801 +0000" stop="20260915152041 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A fun Blippi song and nursery rhyme called the tortoise song. Blippi introduces you to see a real tortoise called Snorkel in this Blippi video. Watch more Blippi songs and educational videos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152041 +0000" stop="20260915155128 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sing along to the Blippi Dinosaur Song. Make dinosaur noises and dance with Blippi while you learn dinosaurs. This is an educational song about different types of dinosaurs brought to you by Blippi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155128 +0000" stop="20260915162158 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 0 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The perfect Excavator video for children is here! Your child will learn about excavators while being able to sing and dance to the Blippi Excavator song ! If your child loves Excavators then Blippi's Excavator Song is the perfect way to keep them entertained and educated!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162158 +0000" stop="20260915164131 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Tractor Song by Blippi is a great tractors for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes and tractor song! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers, so come along!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164131 +0000" stop="20260915171419 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Train Song by Blippi Trains for Kids. The Train Song by Blippi is a great tractors for children video out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171419 +0000" stop="20260915174544 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Blippi brings you the Ocean Animal Song. Learn about animals that live under the ocean with Blippi. Blippi teaches children about things like animals, machines and more! Your child will sing and dance with Blippi about fish, sharks, whales, dolphins, turtles, and more ocean animals in the Ocean Animal Song by Blippi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174544 +0000" stop="20260915181425 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Monster Truck Song by Blippi Monster Trucks for Children. The Monster Truck Song by Blippi is a great construction truck video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181425 +0000" stop="20260915184114 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fire Truck Song by Blippi Fire Trucks for Kids. The Fire Truck Song by Blippi is a great fire truck video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes. Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184114 +0000" stop="20260915191001 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Airplane Song by Blippi Airplanes for Children. The Airplane Song by Blippi is a great airplane video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191001 +0000" stop="20260915193358 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Boat Song by Blippi Boats for Kids. The Boat Song by Blippi is a great boat video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124752 +0000" stop="20260915133329 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Kid Syndrome - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A painful past meets an uncertain present as Fiks struggles with her identity. Meanwhile, a shocking request threatens to hamper Puleng's progress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133329 +0000" stop="20260915141652 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayday - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Fiks grapples with a personal decision, Reece weighs the risk and reward of a new side hustle. Puleng plans a party with the help of a loyal friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141652 +0000" stop="20260915150352 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Source - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dealing with a setback, Puleng asks for a favor. KB receives big news and faces a tough critic. A school assignment sparks entrepreneurial interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150352 +0000" stop="20260915155331 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiyoyo - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tension mounts between Puleng and Wade, a lavish tea party takes shape, Reece raises the stakes of her game, and Fiks encounters a sweet surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155331 +0000" stop="20260915164544 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puleng vs. The World - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fiks and Puleng chase a new lead... and deal with the consequences. Reece agrees to a new responsibility, and KB prepares for a performance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164544 +0000" stop="20260915173108 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Times - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An outburst reshapes Puleng's and Fikile's next steps. Elsewhere, KB faces the music after a rogue decision, and Reece reaches her breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173108 +0000" stop="20260915182219 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Matters - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After a string of shape-ups, Fiks receives more news, Puleng reconsiders her love life, and the chase takes a shocking turn during a pivotal party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182219 +0000" stop="20260915191258 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-Orientation - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fiks pays an emotional visit to the Khumalo house and looks for answers with Puleng. The authorities investigate the Molapos. Siya starts at Parkhurst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120650 +0000" stop="20260915123137 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123137 +0000" stop="20260915125613 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125613 +0000" stop="20260915132049 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132049 +0000" stop="20260915134526 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134526 +0000" stop="20260915140959 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140959 +0000" stop="20260915143446 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143446 +0000" stop="20260915145933 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145933 +0000" stop="20260915152420 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152420 +0000" stop="20260915154907 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154907 +0000" stop="20260915161343 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161343 +0000" stop="20260915163819 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163819 +0000" stop="20260915170255 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170255 +0000" stop="20260915172728 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181702 +0000" stop="20260915184149 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184149 +0000" stop="20260915190637 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190637 +0000" stop="20260915193113 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193113 +0000" stop="20260915195549 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120521 +0000" stop="20260915123300 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Demons attack the polis near the home of the outcast Heron, who finds allies in the wise elder Elias and the fierce Amazonian warrior Alexia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123300 +0000" stop="20260915130406 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past Is Prologue - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After he completes a quest for adamantine ore, Heron learns the truth about his birth from his mother Electra, as well as the identity of his father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130406 +0000" stop="20260915133109 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Raid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The goddess Hera discovers the existence of Zeus's bastard son Heron and vows revenge. The polis falls to the forces of the malevolent Seraphim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133109 +0000" stop="20260915140244 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Monster Is Born - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Heron is taken captive by the army of Seraphim, who chases Alexia but instead encounters Hera. The goddess informs the demon leader of his true past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140244 +0000" stop="20260915142837 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape or Die - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hera directs Seraphim to the powerful sword Zeus once forged for Heron, who is enslaved aboard a galley. Alexia seeks counsel from her mentor, Chiron.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142837 +0000" stop="20260915150055 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Olympus - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Zeus brings Heron to Olympus for training, angering the other gods. Alexia embarks on a mission to Melidoni with Heron's companions, Evios and Kofi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150055 +0000" stop="20260915153514 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fields of the Dead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Seraphim's loyalties are tested when Zeus reveals Hera's deceptions. Alexia's company crosses the Fields of the Dead. War breaks out between the gods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153514 +0000" stop="20260915161305 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War for Olympus - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hera resurrects the giants of the sea and assails Olympus, leading to an earth-shattering battle for the ages and the rise of a new demigod: Heron.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161305 +0000" stop="20260915164407 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Shadow Emerges - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hades plots to steal a powerful stone from Zeus's temple while the battle for Olympus rages. Gaia sets Heron on a quest to save a former adversary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164407 +0000" stop="20260915171512 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weights &amp; Measures - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Seraphim faces harsh judgment in the Underworld and receives an unexpected offer from Hades, who reveals the true origin of the Eleusinian Stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171512 +0000" stop="20260915174659 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Is Born - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Heron seeks guidance from the smithing god Hephaestus. To win Seraphim's allegiance, Hades tempts him with a promise to bring peace to a lost love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174659 +0000" stop="20260915181501 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Games - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While mourning their fallen king, the immortals honor Zeus with celebratory games. But the competition between Ares and Heron grows brutally violent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181501 +0000" stop="20260915184500 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgement Day - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Zeus is sentenced to his fate in the Underworld while Heron visits the land of his birth. Fueled by vengeance, Seraphim unleashes wrath upon an enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184500 +0000" stop="20260915191146 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossing Paths - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Heron and his companions fight a vicious swarm of Keres and encounter a surprising traveler along their journey. Demeter makes a bold play for power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191146 +0000" stop="20260915193613 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Realm - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Aided by an Amazon fleet, Heron, Alexia and Kofi face the giant automaton Talos. To enter the Hidden Realm, Seraphim must first outsmart the Curetes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121450 +0000" stop="20260915130930 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 27 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Belle become parents. John grows suspicious when Roy asks Kevin to sign a letter supporting Eric’s petition to attend his mother’s funeral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130930 +0000" stop="20260915140109 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 28 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While the Rayburns try to persuade the Diazes to accept a plea deal, Eric is advised to reconsider going to trial. Kevin falls in with a bad crowd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140109 +0000" stop="20260915145201 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 29 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>On the day John testifies in court, he’s visited by someone from his past. After catching John in a lie, Chelsea approaches the legal team with info.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145201 +0000" stop="20260915155242 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 30 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin takes the witness stand. John tracks down Meg. Sally agrees to testify against allegations that her family has a history of covering the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155242 +0000" stop="20260915165026 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 31 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin finds himself in over his head with the Cubans. Sally makes plans for the future of the inn. John grows wary when a retired cop buddy visits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165026 +0000" stop="20260915174638 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 32 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A disoriented John finds himself in the hospital and proceeds to experience a series of surreal encounters that meld the past with the present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174638 +0000" stop="20260915185517 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 33 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns one of the Cubans isn’t who he claims to be. Sally gets devastating news. John faces what he must do to put the matter of Danny to rest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185517 +0000" stop="20260915195449 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trouble starts when oldest son Danny Rayburn comes home for the 45th anniversary celebration of his parents' hotel in the Florida Keys' Islamorada.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122215 +0000" stop="20260915125251 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Tooth - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Lollipops, gummy bears and hard candies decorate the showroom as the artists make colorful, supersized confections for a tricky treat-based challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125251 +0000" stop="20260915132343 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kids Are Alright - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Inspired by kids' imaginative illustrations, the glassblowers prepare one-of-a-kind pieces including a top hat-wearing snake and a flame-throwing robot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132343 +0000" stop="20260915135257 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medium Is the Message - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Passions flare as the judges task the five remaining contestants with creating pieces that pay tribute to causes they care deeply about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135257 +0000" stop="20260915142240 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highs &amp; Lows - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers put their presentation skills to the test by creating two pieces — one hanging and one sitting on a pedestal — that work cohesively.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142240 +0000" stop="20260915145910 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Venetian - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The heat is on for the semifinals as contestants craft a pair of Venetian glass pieces: a quick-blow goblet and a highly detailed vessel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145910 +0000" stop="20260915152849 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Gallery - S04E10</title>
    <desc>In the fiery finale, the last two standing look to be the best in glass by designing an immersive installation. Will their pieces blow the judges away?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152849 +0000" stop="20260915155244 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snapshot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Inspired by emotionally meaningful photographs, the artists craft poignant glass pieces that provide illuminating snapshots of who they are.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155244 +0000" stop="20260915161640 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potluck Party - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Channeling their favorite foods, the contestants serve up exploding sushi in a whimsical bento box, ornate glass stands for tacos, and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161640 +0000" stop="20260915164036 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lighten Up - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The artists employ techniques like color wrapping, hot sculpting and creating bubbles with baking soda as they craft eye-popping light fixtures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164036 +0000" stop="20260915170432 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Robots - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the contestants design glass robots fit for the future, smashed sculptures and outsize ambitions threaten to crush their chances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170432 +0000" stop="20260915172828 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirsty Work - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The judges issue a surprisingly tricky challenge: create a drinking glass and decanter that are both visually appealing and functional.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172828 +0000" stop="20260915175222 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Art Blowup - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Towels and toothpaste come to life on a grand scale as the contestants reimagine everyday bathroom objects as whimsical works of pop art.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175222 +0000" stop="20260915181616 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dual Intent - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In a surprise partner challenge, the final four contestants pair up to design collaborative pieces that explore the theme of duality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181616 +0000" stop="20260915184010 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Glass is Greener - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The artists play with scale, color and texture as they bring to life botanical-themed sculptures that transcend gift shop kitsch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184010 +0000" stop="20260915190404 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Parts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Inspired by the fluidity and artistic precision of dance, the artists craft kinetic compositions that capture the body in motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190404 +0000" stop="20260915192758 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Blow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In the competition's ultimate challenge, the two finalists create an immersive gallery experience, and one is crowned "Blown Away" champion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192758 +0000" stop="20260915195802 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's time for self-reflection. The competitors look to mirrors for inspiration, creating deeply personal pieces that express how they see themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123625 +0000" stop="20260915131837 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justifies the Means (2) - S11E16</title>
    <desc>The Reagans band together to prevent Joe Hill from being killed in the line of duty like his father when they fear Joe's cover has been blown within the gunrunning outfit he's helping the ATF bring down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131837 +0000" stop="20260915140153 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate Is Hate - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Danny consults a psychic to solve the murder of a young boy. Frank is at odds with the mayor over how best to protect the city from an uptick in crime following a high-profile shooting. Erin investigates a decades-old case in which the primary eyewitness to the killing is her boss, who was 13 years old at the time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140153 +0000" stop="20260915144513 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Times Like These - S12E02</title>
    <desc>Tension escalates between Frank and Mayor Chase after Frank makes a public arrest that goes viral. Danny and Baez investigate a gang attack that takes an unexpected turn. Jamie worries when Eddie lies to him about where she’s going in the evenings. Anthony secretly recruits the Reagans for help with a surprise for Erin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144513 +0000" stop="20260915152835 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protective Instincts - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Frank must decide between remaining police commissioner and pursuing a new professional chapter when an old friend presents him with an exciting job offer. Sean puts Jamie and Eddie in a tough position when he tries his hand at the family business behind his father Danny’s back. Danny and Baez investigate the murder of a restaurant delivery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152835 +0000" stop="20260915161153 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Blue - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Jamie faces backlash from fellow officers, when he partners with Erin and Anthony to investigate an underground bar the NYPD and FDNY use to hide their criminal indiscretions. Eddie’s partner considers leaving the force.  Danny and Baez investigate a student’s murder at a prestigious private school. Frank addresses an issue of police brutality regarding Baker’s husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161153 +0000" stop="20260915165405 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Intentions - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Jamie and Eddie experience marital tension when Eddie allows her newly released ex-convict father to live with them. Danny and Baez go out of their way to help a desperate out-of-town man find his missing sister. Anthony enlists Erin’s help when new evidence arises in a closed case from his previous police career. Frank goes head-to-head with Archbishop Kearns when a local priest calling for the NYPD to be defunded causes friction between the force and the church.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165405 +0000" stop="20260915173727 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Smart or Be Dead - S12E06</title>
    <desc>Frank causes family tension when he assigns Jamie to guard Danny after a hit is put on him, and when Frank tries to stop his cop grandson from seeking revenge after he's attacked. Eddie gets a hostile new partner, Erin's moral character is attacked by the defense when she tries an old murder case related to her boss, the D.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173727 +0000" stop="20260915181947 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>USA Today - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Danny and Baez’s attempts to find the culprit who assaulted a shop owner are hindered by the close-knit community’s refusal to cooperate with the investigation. Erin’s suspicions about her boss rise when the D.A. assigns her to a seemingly low-level case. Gormley, Garrett and Baker are threatened when Frank welcomes a new staff member to their 'dream team'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181947 +0000" stop="20260915190100 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reality Check - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Danny partners with Anthony to solve a double homicide when Anthony’s shady cousin, Joey, proves to have gang ties to the crime. Also, the boundary between Eddie and Jamie’s work and personal relationship is strained when Eddie and her new partner, Badillo, ask Jamie to reassign them to different partners, and Erin questions the sacrifices she’s made for her career when she allows her law school friend to dig into her personal life to prepare for a potential run for district attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190100 +0000" stop="20260915194236 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firewall - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Frank enlists the help of an old friend, Sloane Thompson, to investigate a cyber-attack on the NYPD that forces Danny and Baez to release an evasive suspect. Also, Baez questions her place within the NYPD; Eddie is torn over a workplace dilemma; and Jamie wrestles with a family secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121241 +0000" stop="20260915123649 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wager - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Shiemi manages to calm down Rin, who is captured by Arthur Auguste Angel, the current paladin, and taken to the True Cross Order Headquarters in the Vatican along Shura and Mephisto Pheles. Meanwhile, Rin's classmates become astonished when Yukio reveals to them that he and his brother are sons of Satan, but offer their help regardless, and they set for Kyoto looking for the descendant of the swordsmith who forged the Demon-Slaying Blade to have it fixed. Before the Order's upper echelons, Mephisto states that his reason for keeping Rin alive is to have him confront Satan, and just when he is trying to convince them to agree to his plan, an enraged Amaimon breaks in, eager to confront Rin once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123649 +0000" stop="20260915130056 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptation - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Easily breaking through all defenses, Amaimon reaches the room where Rin is being held and Mephisto convinces the Grigori to agree with his plan. Using the reforged Demon-Slaying Blade brought by his classmates, Rin defeats Amaimon and the Grigori decides that he has six months to pass the Exorcist authorization exam, thus he begins a special training to learn to control his flames. Despite they helped Rin by having his sword fixed, some of his classmates still has some mixed feelings about him after learning of his connection with Satan, the most awkward of them being Konekomaru, who is approached by a dark presence attracted by his fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130056 +0000" stop="20260915132503 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gale - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Rin and Kamiki are attacked by an unknown enemy and Mephisto Pheles orders the Exwires to check the barriers protecting the school looking for any breach. The enemy is revealed to be a demon who took advantage of Konekomaru's fears to infiltrate the Academy. Meanwhile, Shura locates a hidden door leading to a suspicious abandoned lab. When Konekomaru's heart succumbs to the demon, his friends rush to help him, and Rin manages to slay the monster and save his life. Ashamed of causing so much trouble, Konekomaru decides to leave the Academy and return home, but Rin and the rest of his friends reach him before he departs and convince him to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132503 +0000" stop="20260915134911 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ordinary Day - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Exwires learn that Kamiki's birthday is coming and they decide to make a surprise party to her. Despite all their efforts to make the party a secret, Kamiki ends up figuring the truth and claims that it should also be dedicated to those whose birthday already passed too. In the end, the party becomes a celebration to everyone's friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134911 +0000" stop="20260915141319 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mask - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Rin and Yukio find that their friends from the monastery where they were raised where attacked by a masked individual who covered their entire bodies with an seemingly indestructible spider web. While pursuing the culprit, whose objective is to attack anyone related to the son of Satan to make him suffer, Yukio stumbles into Neuhaus who flees without further explanation. Despite having his sword sealed by the web, Rin insists to go after the masked one but is held back by Yukio and Shura, until he gets word that his Suguro, Renzo and Konekomaru are being attacked too and rushes to help them. By managing to control his flames properly, Rin defeats the attacker, who flees thanks to Neuhaus who reveals her to be his wife, and safely releases his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141319 +0000" stop="20260915143734 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Garden - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Shiemi in the Exorcist Shop finds a woman lying unconscious in their garden. Meanwhile, Yukio meets an old man on a train, who claims to be his grandfather, and reveals the truth about their Mother who was burnt alive by the Vatican proclaiming her to be a witch. He takes Yukio to a secret anti-demon Dragoon Laboratory and suggests Yukio to join him now that Shiro is dead and Mephisto has been arrested. Prof. Neuhaus is being interrogated in the Academy's Great Cell by Shura where he tells everyone(including Rin) that his wife,(Masked Man) Michelle, is nothing but a corpse with a certain demon in her body, intending to kill Satan but she was not resurrected from death by him. Rin finds out the woman in the garden to be Neuhaus' wife but Shiemi stops him from killing her. Paladin Angel appears in the garden to kill the demon but confronts Rin. Later, Michelle dies protecting Rin from the Order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143734 +0000" stop="20260915150142 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demon Hunting - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ernst takes over as the True Cross' newest leader and appoints Yukio as the new Paladin. Armed with special weapons that drain the blood of the demons killed with them, the exorcists take part in a widespread crusade to erase all demons from Assiah. Rin and his friends start questioning why the order decided to take such extreme measures, but Yukio is determined to accomplish his task as Ernst claims that it is all part of their plan to destroy Gehenna, and with the Demon world vanquished, both he and his brother would become completely human again. However, Ernst's real objective is revealed when he uses Rin as a human sacrifice to bring Satan to the Human World, using Yukio's body as a vessel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150142 +0000" stop="20260915152548 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ernst's plan to destroy Gehenna backfires when Satan reveals to Yukio the truth behind his and his brother's origin before taking posession of his body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152548 +0000" stop="20260915154956 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satan's Spawn - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Rin and his companions manage to flee from Satan who starts destroying the True Cross Academy with his flames. Knowing that Satan still stands beside the Gate because Rin has the power to destroy it, Shura comes up with a plan to distract him to give Rin an opening to do it, while the other students help evacuate the school. Their plan fails when Shiemi intervenes trying to dissuade Yukio with no success, but Rin manages to have his brother regain conscience and expel Satan from his body. However, the gate keeps getting stronger and it will not be long for Gehenna and Assiah to merge into one single realm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154956 +0000" stop="20260915161355 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop, Time! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Rin, Yukio, Shura and Arthur join forces to bring down the Gehenna Gate with no success. Meanwhile, demons keep coming through it and giving a hard time to the other Exorcists until the Esquires come with a plan to open a gate to Vatican, where is already daytime, and reflect the sunlight there to the Academy where is nightime to weaken the monsters protecting the Gehenna Gate. Rin and Yukio manage to seize these opportunity and when both unlock their demonic powers together, they fly through the gate and destroy it. One month later, things return to normal at the Academy and the Okumura twins return to the cave where they were given birth and pay a visit to their mother's grave.
After visiting their mother's grave, they meet an "evil spirit" in a highway. Rin appears from a highway cave with Kuro. The evil spirit then attacks Rin and Yukio. Rin destroys the evil spirit's first body and then the spirit takes control over a truck. Yukio shoots at the truck, Rin tell hims that there is somebody in the truck. Yukio says its just a dead corpse, but Rin believes the driver is still alive and that it's an Exorcist's job to protect people and defend against demons. He tells Yukio and Shura to find its weak point and charges after the monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161355 +0000" stop="20260915163756 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway Kuro - S00E11</title>
    <desc>Feeling slighted by Rin, Kuro goes on the hunt for a new master, but can he find anyone who can truly replace Rin?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163756 +0000" stop="20260915170225 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Beginnings - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After his secret is exposed, Rin takes part in a special mission along Shura and Yukio to retrieve the "Left Eye of the Impure King", a demon relic that was stolen from the True Cross Academy's vault. In the occasion, they fail to retrieve it, but discover that the culprit is Saburota Todo, one of the exorcists in charge of the vault that was corrupted upon being possessed by a demon. After hearing that there was an attempt to steal the Left Eye's sister relic, the "Right Eye of the Impure King" in Kyoto, the Order sends a team there to investigate, including Shura, Yukio and the Exwires, who are in conflict after learning the truth about Rin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170225 +0000" stop="20260915172655 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strange Bedfellows - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Exwires arrive at Kyoto, and Ryuji, Konekomaru and Renzo take the opportunity to reunite with their families, while Rin and the others tend to the Exorcists of the Myoda Sect, who got wounded guarding the Right Eye of the Impure King. In the occasion, Rin meets Ryuji's father, and learns that Ryuji is resentful of him, as despite being the leader of the Myoda Sect, he is not respected by the others, as he relegated his duties since the Sect, which was weakened after losing several of its members on the Blue Night, joined the True Cross Order. Meanwhile, Todo, with the Left Eye of the Impure King replacing his own, contacts his mole inside the Sect, planning another attempt to steal the Right Eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172655 +0000" stop="20260915175124 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspicion Will Raise Bogies - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Myoda Sect has an emergency meeting to discuss the failed attempt to steal the Right Eye of the Impure King and discover who among them is the traitor collaborating with Todo. In the occasion, suspicions were raised towards two of the sect's exorcists, Renzo's older brother Juzo and Mamushi as they were present at the scene and were Todo's students in the past, but the head priest, who did not attend the meeting, was counted as a suspect as well, much to Ryuji's anger. Meanwhile, Rin continues with his training to control his flames while trying to reconcile with his friends, who fear how the Myoda will respond once they learn that he is the son of Satan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175124 +0000" stop="20260915181553 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act of Treachery - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Who is betraying the Myoda sect? Without high priest Tatsuma in attendance, the general meeting falls into chaos and ends without a conclusion. As Suguro resolves to find and question his father, he witnesses someone sneaking into the Kyoto field office…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181553 +0000" stop="20260915184022 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterious Connections - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Although the traitor was revealed, the Right Eye of the Impure King has been stolen. While confronting Ryuji, Rin loses control of his blue flames in front of the gathered exorcists. In all of the commotion, Tatsuma slips Shura a letter addressed to Rin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184022 +0000" stop="20260915190451 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Shiro Fujimoto, Rin and Yukio’s adopted father, encountered Tatsuma Suguro while trying to take the demonic sword, Kurikara. Tatsuma’s letter reveals the circumstances of how the sword, which is the Myoda Sect’s main object of worship, came to Rin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190451 +0000" stop="20260915192905 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fire Burning Bright - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Impure King has been revived! In his letter, Tatsuma asks Rin to use the Koma sword to fight, but will that even be possible? And to make matters worse, Mephisto suddenly appears with the news that Rin has been sentenced to death!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192905 +0000" stop="20260915195319 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Father to Son - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Miasma spreads through the streets as the exorcists begin to counter the Impure King’s growth. Rin leaves with the other students to find Tatsuma. Yukio is on the front lines, unaware his brother has left his cell, when he notices something strange…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122440 +0000" stop="20260915124915 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weight and Balance - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Steve asks for help with some heavy groceries, it gets us thinking about weight and balance. We decide to compare the weights of some of the groceries and then later things around the Blue's Clues house. With the help of a scale, we solve a debate between Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Later, in the Blue Skiddoo segment, we help out customers at a Country Store who are looking to buy some things that are very light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124915 +0000" stop="20260915131348 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's That Sound? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we listen carefully to hear all sorts of different sounds. We start out hearing a noise and identify it as wind chimes coming from outside. Later, we use noises to help Shovel &amp; Pail follow a gopher to a neat-sounding stream. Later, we skiddoo into a soundless black-and-white movie to fix it up by adding sound effects to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131348 +0000" stop="20260915133838 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Behavior! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we learn all about different animals with the help of a book Blue has that we can use to look them up. As we learn, we also try imitating the behavior of a number of animals for fun. We help Shovel and Pail to find out why beavers pick up sticks and why birds tweet. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we meet Lady Godiva, who uses a submarine to take us under the sea, where we find out about a very interesting form of animal behavior called ""camouflage.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133838 +0000" stop="20260915140331 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Pajama Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Blue is having a big pajama party, late at night at the Blue's Clues house. We're invited, but what fun is pajama party if you do nothing but sleep? Blue certainly thinks this and so we have all sorts of fun. We help Shovel and Pail to identify animals that stay awake at night. In the Blue Skidoo segment we even pay a visit to outer space to try and answer the deep question of just why it is that we have night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140331 +0000" stop="20260915142853 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draw Along with Blue - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Blue and Steve have been having fun drawing and we're invited to grab a pencil and a paper and draw along. We get to draw all sorts of neat things and meet Markie the Marker, who has us play a game in which he try to figure out who he's drawing. We look outside the window for something neat to draw and then share our drawing with Steve and he shares his with us. Later, we skiddoo into Chalk World, where Chalk-Girl asks for Steve's help in telling the story of him trying to find the third clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142853 +0000" stop="20260915145325 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A hide-and-seek game gets us going as we look for things all throughout the episode. For example, we get calls from Felt Friends to help them find things that they're giving each other and so we use their descriptions to figure it out. Later, we skiddoo into Blue's current favorite story, a book where everything is in Blue. We listen to blues style music and try to figure out what Blue's favorite party of the story is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145325 +0000" stop="20260915151759 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thankful - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Steve has come up with a ""Thankful Book"" and so he's looking to find out some of the things that the characters in the Blue's Clues house are thankful for. We help Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper prepare for the big feast they're having that evening and also find out about what they and Paprika are thankful for. We also get Shovel and Pail's thoughts on this, as Steve grows hungrier and hungrier. Finally, before the big feast, we skiddoo into a picture frame and help some felt friends out with sharing and Steve practices patience in waiting for the big feast just a little bit longer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151759 +0000" stop="20260915154244 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Holiday - S03E10</title>
    <desc>It's the holidays in the Blue's Clues neighborhood and we're getting together some great gifts, as well as creating patches for a memory quilt. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we pick out the perfect gifts for some of Blue's friends. Later, we deliver them and learn all about various holiday traditions. In the process, we also receive several great patches for the quilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154244 +0000" stop="20260915160724 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool Party - S03E11</title>
    <desc>On a hot summer day, Blue and Steve hold a pool party, with a big list of friends to invite drawn up. We help to find them all to get them invited. We also test our memory skills - first using them to help Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper and Paprika to prepare sundaes. Later on, we take part in a Blue Skidoo segment in which we play a matching card game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160724 +0000" stop="20260915163202 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As we come in, Steve invites us to try out his stethoscope and listen to Blue's heartbeat. In this episode, we learn all about different parts of the body. We check out a computer program and learn about the mouth, the eyes and the ears. Steve shows off his muscles when helping Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we experiment with a special type of x-ray machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163202 +0000" stop="20260915165741 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Blue is trying to tell Steve something and in order to tell him, she decides to use a sign. It turns out that signs are all around us, in fact, Blue's Clues is a game of signs in a way. We help out Pail in this episode when Shovel posts signs to help find him. We learn all about ""don't"" signs as well as signs that give directions for locations. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we find a girl named Carly whose telling a story in sign language and we help Steve with some of the signs that he's having trouble figuring out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165741 +0000" stop="20260915172213 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Today, we are having fun outside on a spring day. All of our friends are there: even Side Table Drawer has come out to do some bird-watching. We have fun doing things like looking for four-leaf clovers and exploring the vast backyard of the Blue's Clues house. In a Blue Skidoo segment, we help out a friend named Windy who has blown around things from all the different seasons, getting them all mixed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172213 +0000" stop="20260915174817 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geography - S03E15</title>
    <desc>In this episode, viewers learn all about direction and following maps. To help Steve find Blue, we follow a number of maps. We help out Shovel and Pail in identifying a number of buildings that they could visit to do certain things. Later, we skidoo into a board game and use maps and transportation to reach a gingerbread house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174817 +0000" stop="20260915181249 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Occupations - S03E16</title>
    <desc>All of our friends are pretending to be different occupations, and we play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to be. We help Steve, who is pretending to be a reporter, figure out what occupation our various friends are pretending to be. Then we skidoo into a picture and help Door build his house by calling on the right workers to complete their appropriate tasks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181249 +0000" stop="20260915183721 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Mystery - S03E17</title>
    <desc>There's somebody building a fort in the backyard of the Blue's Clues house, but we have no idea who it is. In this episode, we put on our detective caps and logical-thinking skills. There's a mystery to be solved. Come along as we investigate, with a little help from Mr. Salt and all of our friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183721 +0000" stop="20260915190153 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Periwinkle Misses His Friend - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Periwinkle has recently moved into the Blue's Clues house from the city and very much misses his city bird friend, Periwinkle. We help to cheer him up and in the process learn all about the big city. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we find out about city things and also help out someone to find their friend. Also, when Periwinkle has trouble playing some of the games he always enjoyed at home, we help him to come up with some new twists on the old games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190153 +0000" stop="20260915192751 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's So Funny? - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Silliness have overtaken the Blue's Clues house and Steve is more than happy to participate, by doing funny stuff such as putting a shoe on his ear and his head and trying to make Blue laugh. Side Table Drawer joins in by first giving Steve a potato when he goes to get his notebook. We come across Shovel and Pail, who find that Gopher's popping up all over the backyard, although they're not sure exactly where he's going to show up next. We figure out that he pops up in predictable patterns. Later, we skiddoo into Silly Town. Silly Town's a strange, mixed-up place. Looking around, we find everything from a banana being used as a hammer to a backwards park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192751 +0000" stop="20260915195247 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Costume Party - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Today is Blue's Big Costume Party. Everyone is dressed up in all sorts of interesting costumes, but who is dressed up as what? We use our observation skills to figure it out. We also skiddoo into a haunted house and search for the mysterious Oogulah Boogulah. Later, everybody does the costume limbo, finding out just how low they go while dressed up in their costumes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121148 +0000" stop="20260915123432 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Like About Blue - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue celebrate Love Day, and Slippery finishes his Love Day cards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123432 +0000" stop="20260915125711 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Show and Tell Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Blue and her friends go through their school day; Blue has something to share at Show and Tell and we play Blue's Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125711 +0000" stop="20260915131951 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Rainy Day Rainbow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to play on this rainy day; help Josh get dressed in his rainy-day clothes and skidoo to learn how rainbows are formed; and meet a real rainbow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131951 +0000" stop="20260915134230 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring is Here! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We play an outdoor game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do on the first day of spring, while learning about the seasons and help butterflies find their friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134230 +0000" stop="20260915140510 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Neighborhood Adventure - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140510 +0000" stop="20260915142743 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Beach Bonanza - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142743 +0000" stop="20260915145023 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Anywhere Box Surprise - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Hop in for a ride in Josh and Blue's Anywhere Box! We work out where Blue wants to go, and visit the ocean, mountain, savanna, and even our friend Polka Dots!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145023 +0000" stop="20260915151257 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Missing Pies - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Salt's pies keep disappearing, so Blue plays Blue's Clues to help find the missing pies; Josh and Blue collect evidence and question Mr. Salt, Tickety, and Detective Gopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151257 +0000" stop="20260915153531 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Makes a Movie with YOU! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are making a movie, and they need your help! What will wake Magenta up? While looking for clues, we help Rapunzel make her own movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153531 +0000" stop="20260915155805 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's YOUR Birthday - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It’s time to make a wish and blow out the candles because Blue and her friends are celebrating the birthday of the viewer at home. DJ Slip is spinning the tracks, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are baking up a cake, and everyone is playing Blue's Clues to figure out what game Blue wants to play at the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155805 +0000" stop="20260915162035 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our New Neighbor! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue play Blue’s Clues to figure out how they can help Periwinkle, who is feeling homesick, feel welcome and learn more about their new kitten neighbor along the way, helping him unpack and even skidooing to his old neighborhood to retrieve his missing stuffy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162035 +0000" stop="20260915164306 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of the Living Room - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are throwing a Halloween party and all our friends are in costume! Blue’s a unicorn, Magenta’s a mouse, but wait, who’s that mysterious, silly ghost gliding about the Living Room? We’ll look for clues as we go through a haunted house skidoo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164306 +0000" stop="20260915170537 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Costume Parade - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's dressed up in silly costumes for our BIG costume parade, but we don't know what costume Blue wants to wear! As we play Blue's Clues to figure it out, we help Shovel make a truck-tastic costume and skidoo into Jill's puppet theater play!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170537 +0000" stop="20260915172808 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Blue's Clues Festival of Lights - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone's at Periwinkle's house celebrating Hanukkah! There's a surprise guest coming to our Hanukkah party, and we'll play Blue's Clues to figure it out! We celebrate by spinning dreidels, frying latkes, and singing a Hanukkah song!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172808 +0000" stop="20260915175039 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Snowy Day Surprise - S03E05</title>
    <desc>There are SNOW many great things to do on a snowy day, but Blue's surprise may be the best! Josh and Blue play a wintry game of Blue's Clues to figure out what her surprise is. Along the way, they make shapes in the snow with their friends and sing a snow day song with Mo Snow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175039 +0000" stop="20260915181310 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Dino Clues - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After a mysterious dinosaur egg falls out of the skidoo frame and starts to hatch, the gang venture into Dino World to figure out what kind of dinosaur is inside the egg and reunite it with its mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181310 +0000" stop="20260915183542 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building with Blue - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Blue and Magenta are building something special, and viewers need to play Blue and Magenta's Clues to figure it out; while looking for clues, they fix and build things with their handy-dandy tools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183542 +0000" stop="20260915185809 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Backyard Sports Spectacular - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It's a Backyard Sports Spectacular! Coach Josh and friends are playing all the sports today and getting ready for a big soccer game later!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185809 +0000" stop="20260915192040 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Mystery Present - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Joe's running a special contest: whoever correctly guesses the mystery present on display gets to unwrap it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192040 +0000" stop="20260915194311 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mailtime Mystery - S03E10</title>
    <desc>It's a busy delivery day for Mailbox, and he could really use some help. There's a super-special letter that needs to be delivered, but Mailbox doesn't know who the letter is for!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120304 +0000" stop="20260915121022 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Mode - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Dad eats her last chip, Bingo is given three chances to put Mum and Dad in 'Dance Mode' as payback. But the others can't resist taking Bingo's turns for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121022 +0000" stop="20260915121740 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hammerbarn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On a trip to Hammerbarn, Bluey and Bingo create their own mini-homes side-by-side in the trolley. But Bluey quickly gets jealous of her neighbour Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121740 +0000" stop="20260915122458 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Featherwand - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Mum are oﬀ to Chloe’s party and Bingo isn’t invited. But armed with a magic featherwand that makes things incredibly heavy, Bingo can now stop them leaving the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122458 +0000" stop="20260915123216 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squash - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Dad and Uncle Stripe play a game of squash, Bluey and Bingo are in control of their every move, and Bingo proves that big siblings don’t always beat little siblings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123216 +0000" stop="20260915123934 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hairdressers - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During a game of hairdressers, Bluey discovers that big-headed customer Dad has nits! To help treat them Bingo has to find her voice, while Bluey has to find her ears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123934 +0000" stop="20260915124652 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stumpfest - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and his mates hit the backyard, ready to rip up some tree stumps! But when Bluey and Bingo take over a stump as a nail salon, Dad finds he's got some negotiating to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124652 +0000" stop="20260915125410 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Favourite Thing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Bluey accidentally makes Bingo upset playing a game at dinner, she will do anything to make her happy again - even changing the rules of the game. But nothing seems to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125410 +0000" stop="20260915130128 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dropoff - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dad refuses to be late dropping off Bluey and Bingo at kindy and school, but the girls make Dad play so many games, they quickly derail his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130128 +0000" stop="20260915130846 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Bluey has a playdate at Chloe's, Bingo must learn how to play by herself. But all the games she knows need more than one person! Luckily Dad has a problem that needs solving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130846 +0000" stop="20260915131604 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rug Island - S02E10</title>
    <desc>On Bingo and Bluey's Rug Island, a pack of felt pens can be anything - bananas, campfires, even a snake! But Dad will need to embrace his inner kid if he wants to make it his home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131604 +0000" stop="20260915132323 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want everyone to play Charades, but Muffin and Socks are too young to understand the rules and Nanna must think quickly to keep the game on track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132323 +0000" stop="20260915133041 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sticky Gecko - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mum must get Bluey and Bingo out the door in time for a playdate, but they can't leave before they finish their game - waiting for a sticky rubber gecko to drop from the ceiling</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133041 +0000" stop="20260915133743 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad Baby - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Dad shows the kids how to use their old baby-harness, a new game is born: Dad Baby! But Dad is unprepared for the harsh realities of giving birth to a baby Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133743 +0000" stop="20260915134501 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum School - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bluey plays mum to a brood of bouncy balloons, including an irrepressible floater named Greenie. But she soon discovers that mothering is much harder than she imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134501 +0000" stop="20260915135219 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trains - S02E15</title>
    <desc>All aboard the Dad Train! Bingo goes from home to daycare to her job at the Vet every morning, but there's trouble on the line as a mischievous Bluey throws everyone off schedule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135219 +0000" stop="20260915135937 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jack's the new dog at school and the newest recruit in Rusty's army. Jack struggles with following instructions and always forgets his hat but Rusty will make a soldier of him yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135937 +0000" stop="20260915140655 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Restaurant - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Bluey want Mum and Dad to smoochy kiss, so they set up a romantic evening for two at their fancy restaurant. Everything goes to plan until Chef Bingo's special arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140655 +0000" stop="20260915141413 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggyback - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Heelers take a long riverside walk but Bingo's legs are tired and she wants a piggyback. To distract her, Mum and Dad invent fun games and get her little legs moving again!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141413 +0000" stop="20260915142131 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Bingo drops Mum's breakfast-in-bed on the floor, she's convinced she's ruined her big day. But Bluey helps make amends by putting on a play of how Mum and Dad first met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142131 +0000" stop="20260915142849 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tickle Crabs - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Dad brings a pair of tenacious tickle crabs home from the beach, nowhere in the house is safe! His only hope of escaping their tickles is with help from his true love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142849 +0000" stop="20260915143607 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Mum and Dad describe a made-up world where they can relax without the girls, Bluey and Bingo decide to burst into their fantasy and chase them down. How will Mum and Dad escape?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143607 +0000" stop="20260915144325 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S02E22</title>
    <desc>During a game of bus, passenger Mum is too scared to tell Bus Driver Dad that she secretly loves him, until she gets some help from the Grannies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144325 +0000" stop="20260915145043 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queens - S02E23</title>
    <desc>During a game of Queens, Bluey and Bingo find that playing the butler is much more fun. But someone must play the Queen, even if it means not being afraid of a bit of hard work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145043 +0000" stop="20260915145801 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flat Pack - S02E24</title>
    <desc>While Mum and Dad struggle to build new flat-pack furniture, Bluey and Bingo transform the empty boxes into their own new world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145801 +0000" stop="20260915150521 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter - S02E25</title>
    <desc>At school, Bluey and her friends turn a tree stump into a thrilling game of Helicopter. But as the pilot, Bluey has to learn to give up some control so they can all have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150521 +0000" stop="20260915151310 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepytime - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Inside Bingo's dream, Bingo and Floppy have an intergalactic adventure, while the rest of her sleep-deprived family try to navigate Bingo's non-stop night-time bedhopping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151310 +0000" stop="20260915152028 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandad - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Grandad is supposed to be resting, but when Bluey and Bingo go to visit him, he makes a run for it with the kids and takes them on a madcap adventure into the bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152028 +0000" stop="20260915152748 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seesaw - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dad has rudely plonked himself on one end of the seesaw. So Bluey and Bingo round up the entire playground to help flip him off, but they still need to find one more friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152748 +0000" stop="20260915153508 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movies - S02E29</title>
    <desc>It is Bluey's first trip to the cinema, but she's worried that the movie will be too scary. When Bingo starts running amok in the theatre, she must conquer her fear and help Dad out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153508 +0000" stop="20260915154227 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Muffin is told that she is special by her Dad, she interprets it as an excuse to do anything she wants, which means playing Bluey and Bingo's game of Library her way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154227 +0000" stop="20260915154947 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barky Boats - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Mackenzie are excited to spend time with their two buddies Mia and Captain. When the older kids run off to play together without them, Calypso explains that growing up can be hard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154947 +0000" stop="20260915155707 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger Shop - S02E32</title>
    <desc>It's time for Bluey and Bingo to get out of the bath. But Dad has decided not to tell them what to do and gets roped into a game of Burger Shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155707 +0000" stop="20260915160427 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Bluey is the ringmaster in a game of circus with her friends, but Hercules wants to play his motorcycle game instead. Luckily Bluey has a solution to keep everyone happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160427 +0000" stop="20260915161146 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swim School - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Mum, Dad and Bingo must complete both their classes to pass Swim School but pleasing strict Big Fish instructor Margaret (aka Bluey) is proving very difficult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161146 +0000" stop="20260915161904 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Café - S02E35</title>
    <desc>In the park Bluey meets a new playmate Winnie, but when Bluey wants to invite her and her dad home for breakfast, she learns that adults take a little bit longer to make friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161904 +0000" stop="20260915162622 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Postman - S02E36</title>
    <desc>When Mum and Dad have a disagreement, Bluey makes Dad write a love letter to Mum to make up. Now Bluey must find a way to play Ground's Lava with Bingo and deliver the letter to Mum, without squabbling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162622 +0000" stop="20260915163340 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quiet Game - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo are playing "The Quiet Game" and won't use words to tell Dad which toy to buy for Muffin. At his wits end, Dad recruits new store clerk Alfie to help interpret the girls miming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163340 +0000" stop="20260915164100 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Monkeyjocks - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Dad thinks the kids have too many toys and suggests a chuck out. To save their beloved Mr Monkeyjocks from getting the chop, Bluey and Bingo must prove he is special.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164100 +0000" stop="20260915164818 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Babysitter - S02E39</title>
    <desc>When Uncle Rad and Frisky accidentally turn up to babysit Bluey and Bingo on the same night, they have to work together to make Bluey feel better about babysitter putdowns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164818 +0000" stop="20260915165539 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Bingo is playing Bad Mood with Dad, standing on his feet as Dad stomps around the house, controlling everything Bingo does and causing chaos. But how will Bluey get her to snap out of it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165539 +0000" stop="20260915170259 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octopus - S02E41</title>
    <desc>When Chloe tries to teach her Dad to improvise and play Bluey's game of Octopus at home, he finds it hard to understand or enjoy, until they both realise, they can play it their own way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170259 +0000" stop="20260915171018 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bin Night - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Bingo and Dad always take out the bins. Over a few weeks, Bingo tells Dad about a new kid at kindy who is mean to her and Mum offers some good advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171018 +0000" stop="20260915171738 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muffin Cone - S02E43</title>
    <desc>When Muffin can't stop sucking her thumb, she has to wear a cone of shame. But the cone gets in her way and she can no longer play 'sandwich shop' with Bluey and Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171738 +0000" stop="20260915172458 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Cake - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Bluey wants to help Dad make Bingo's birthday cake, but first she must put away her toys. But nothing can tempt her to clean up, until Dad drops the cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172458 +0000" stop="20260915173218 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handstand - S02E45</title>
    <desc>At a party, Bingo is desperate to show off her handstand skills, while Nanna can't find a way to make herself useful. They're both feeling a bit lost, until they find each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173218 +0000" stop="20260915173938 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Mum helps Bluey and Bingo find ways to entertain themselves on a family road trip, while Dad tries to stay ahead of the grey nomad convoy or risk camping near the toilets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173938 +0000" stop="20260915174656 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cream - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want a lick of each other's ice cream. But they are so focused on making sure each lick is fair, they don't notice their ice creams are melting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174656 +0000" stop="20260915175416 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dunny - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Mum bans the girls from saying the word 'dunny' because it's not a word The Queen would use, but the kids try and trick her into saying it anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175416 +0000" stop="20260915180136 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Typewriter - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Snickers and Winton are on their way to ask Calypso for help with their problems, when they are ambushed by the Terriers and use their unique talents to get past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Baby Race - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Mum reminisces about Bluey and Judo as babies. Bluey learnt to roll over first, but Judo was the first to crawl, so then it became a race to see who was going to walk first!</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Swim - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Heelers gather for a classic Aussie Christmas, Bluey gets a new teddy and introduces him to the whole family. But the family play too rough with him and now he wants to go home. Until Frisky convinces him to stay.</desc>
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    <title>Easter - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo are anxious about Easter when they remember that the Easter Bunny forgot to bring them Easter eggs last year. Bingo is worried that she is a forgettable child, but Bluey tries to convince her otherwise. On the morning of Easter, the sisters wake up to find a series of clues which lead them on a treasure hunt around the house to discover their eggs.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Bluey wants to draw the perfect Father’s Day card by remembering fun games they’ve played with Dad. Bluey starts to get frustrated when she finds a problem with each drawing. None of them are perfect enough and Bluey gives up because drawing is just too hard. But Mum reminds her that Dad always says, it’s a good thing she’s tough! Which gives Bluey a great idea to finish her card.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bedroom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bluey is excited to get her own room. But when bed time comes, she misses Bingo more than she expected and must find a way to stay in touch with her sister.</desc>
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    <title>Obstacle Course - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mum sets up a backyard obstacle course just for fun, but Dad wants to race! Now the kids are determined to win by any means necessary.</desc>
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    <title>Promises - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Bluey keeps breaking her promises! But after seeing how much Bingo trusts Mum's word, Bluey learns the power of promises and why it's important not to break them.</desc>
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    <title>Omelette - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Bingo is helping Mum make an omelette for Dad's birthday breakfast, but cracking eggs is harder than it looks, and Dad is getting hungrier by the minute.</desc>
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    <title>Born Yesterday - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dad pretends he was born yesterday. Bluey and Bingo have to guide him through his second day on Earth, especially when he discovers food is delicious and steals Lucky's Dad's pie.</desc>
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    <title>Mini Bluey - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Dad complains about how dissimilar Bluey and Bingo are, Bluey hatches a plan to make them more alike and happily introduces Mini-Bluey!</desc>
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    <title>Unicorse - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Bluey can't get to sleep, so Mum reads her one last story. But they are interrupted by Unicorse, the most annoying hand puppet in the world, whom Bluey tries to reform.</desc>
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    <title>Curry Quest - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Dad must brave a swooping magpie protecting its nest, when they go on a curry swap to Mackenzie's house through the park.</desc>
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    <title>Magic - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bluey teaches Bingo how to use magic so she can make Mum play with her, but she forgets to explain the most important rule - never use magic for cheekiness!</desc>
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    <title>Chest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dad tries to teach Bluey how to play chess, but Mum thinks she is still too young. When Bingo joins in, the kids make up their own rules, but they still can't beat Dad.</desc>
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    <title>Sheep Dog - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dad agrees to play Sheepdog with Bluey and Bingo to stop them from disturbing Mum who is taking a well-earned rest. But looking after a sheep is harder work than they expected.</desc>
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    <title>Housework - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mum and Dad vow to only finish their boring housework when the kids stop acting silly, but that's never going to happen, so they end up trying the same approach themselves.</desc>
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    <title>You'd Be Surprised - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Rothstein vents to Nucky and delivers a message to Gyp. Gaston Means sees an opportunity. Billie gets a new co-start. Van Alden and Sigrid receive an unexpected visitor. Gillian worries about her business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132500 +0000" stop="20260915141827 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ging Gang Goolie - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Nucky is detained in Washington. Margaret copes with Teddy's demons. Owen investigates a suspicious fire. Richard makes a connection with a veteran and his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141827 +0000" stop="20260915151425 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday Best - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Eli hopes to get back in Nucky's good graces. Gillian tries to improve her future. Gyp asks for a blessing in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151425 +0000" stop="20260915161027 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pony - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gillian makes her peace with Jimmy's death. Van Alden attends a meeting with Capone and Torrio. Nucky makes an offer to Andrew Mellon. Margaret makes a stand on birth control. Nucky and Owen shop for a pony. Billie considers a future in film.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161027 +0000" stop="20260915170139 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Milkmaid's Lot - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nucky vows to eliminate his nemesis. A high-profile bootlegger is arrested. Emily's birthday party is scaled down. Gillian blames Harrow for Tommy's trouble. Gyp decides to buy a town's silence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170139 +0000" stop="20260915175643 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man, A Plan... - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Nucky tries to keep Jess Smith quiet and neutralize Gyp's alliance with Joe Masseria. Margaret considers an alternate future. Van Alden's side business backfires. Gyp's shipment is short. Chalky sees an opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175643 +0000" stop="20260915184407 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Impostors - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gyp makes his move in Atlantic City, forcing Nucky and Eddie to seek refuge with Chalky. With the Artemis Club overrun by Rosetti thugs, Gillian contemplates a business future that includes an unwelcome partner. Luciano makes a deal he’ll come to regret. Harrow loses his house privileges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184407 +0000" stop="20260915194131 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margate Sands - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A gang war erupts in Atlantic City, with Gyp and nine men of his own and 40 of Joe Masseria's against Nucky, Eli, Capone's Chicago crew, and Chalky's men. Gyp's holed up at Gillian's; Nucky at a lumber yard. It's a war of attrition, with Nucky having to keep Capone and Chalky's men from killing each other while he negotiates with Rothstein by phone. Rothstein runs his own game with Luciano, Lansky, and heroin, Margaret calls on an older couple, and Richard is out there somewhere focused on protecting Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120659 +0000" stop="20260915121723 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Aid Molly - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Molly wants to be a doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121723 +0000" stop="20260915122731 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Bentley - Dogsitter - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bentley is stuck dogsitting. But, the dog runs off. Will Mr. Bentley find him in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122731 +0000" stop="20260915123745 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travis Gets Lucky - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Travis is having a lucky day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123745 +0000" stop="20260915124849 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scruffty on Guard - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Farmer Pickles has a new family of pigs delivered to his farm, and Bob must build a new home for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124849 +0000" stop="20260915125909 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop the Disco Digger - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Scoop is busy helping Bob and doesn't have time to learn to dance for a special dance display.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125909 +0000" stop="20260915130929 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob the Farmer - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Bob volunteers to look after the farm while Farmer Pickles takes Humpty to a pig show.</desc>
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    <title>Lofty the Artist - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Bob has been asked to install a new air conditioning unit at Mr Sabatini’s restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Spud's Statue - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Spud accidentally breaks a statue of a horse that Molly has made. Worried, Spud takes some building supplies from Bob and Wendy to fix the statue.</desc>
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    <title>Pilchard and the Field Mice - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Now that Robert has taken over the yard, Wendy can move to Sunflower Valley. The machines set up Wendy's caravan, complete with solar panels. Bob is having a lot of trouble getting things done fast enough with his dad Robert slowing him down, and Wendy realises she'll miss Farmer Pickles's organic eggs. Robert finds some chicken wire and timber, but then he goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134034 +0000" stop="20260915135053 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trix's Pumpkin Pie - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Scoop and the machines are in Sunflower Valley setting up Wendy's caravan. Robert gets lost, delaying Wendy's departure from Bobsville. Wendy finally gets everything packed, and ends up in Sunflower Valley, where she is amazed to see her caravan with its own little vegetable patch, solar panels and hens. She decides she's going to love it in Sunflower Valley.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Muck - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Bob and the gang are building the road connecting Bob's mobile home with the new yard. As Bob's explaining the job, a little bird flies overhead, reminding Roley of his friend Bird from Bobsville. Roley then gets stuck in some mud. The little bird tries to build its nest in a variety of awkward places, finally picking a quiet spot. Roley escapes and helps protect the nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140111 +0000" stop="20260915141129 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travis's Busy Day - S09E08</title>
    <desc>The team are building Bob's new workshop at the new yard. Scoop is desperate to get stuck in and does everything he can to help. He takes on too much and ends up falling asleep, moaning about how he can't be in two places at once. Robert overhears and calls Bobsville Machine Hire. When Scoop wakes up, he hears a familiar voice. Benny is going to be helping Bob's Dad from now on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141129 +0000" stop="20260915142150 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck's Surprise - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Benny and Scrambler want to delay Farmer Pickles and his hay delivery so that Bob can get the farm storerooms built in time. They can't find the farmer however, so everyone decides to help Bob finish the job on time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142150 +0000" stop="20260915143209 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skip's Big Idea - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Spud thinks that Farmer Pickles and Bob are building a new super-sized scarecrow out of straw to replace him, but he's got the wrong end of the stick. Farmer Pickles reveals the big surprise - a straw bale house with a room for Spud.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Roley's Important Job - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Scrambler is desperate to help Bob build a drying barn for Farmer Pickles' sunflower farm. Scruffty jumps about, getting in everyone's way. Bob gives Scrambler the job of taking Scruffty for a walk to keep him out of trouble! The duo find an off-road track and exhaust themselves on it, leaving the others to finish the barn. Scrambler and Scruffty end up great friends.</desc>
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    <title>Trix and the Bug - S09E12</title>
    <desc>The team are building Farmer Pickles's new factory. Everyone is excited to meet Marjorie, the new manager. Dizzy is full of questions, and Muck teases her. Dizzy resolves to work without asking anything, which leads to health and safety issues. Dizzy decides to ask questions again and the issues are resolved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145257 +0000" stop="20260915150313 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Bentley's Winter Fair - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Mr Bentley is organising a fair in the town square and Bob helps set up the stalls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150313 +0000" stop="20260915151335 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob’s Fresh Start - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Bob embarks on a new project: building an entire town from scratch. The season opener examines the project's blueprints and traces how Bob and his crew won the competition to get the job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151335 +0000" stop="20260915152357 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty's Shelter - S10E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915152357 +0000" stop="20260915153422 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dizzy And The Talkie Talkie - S10E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260915153422 +0000" stop="20260915154445 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop’s Recruit - S10E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260915154445 +0000" stop="20260915155506 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where’s Robert? - S10E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915155506 +0000" stop="20260915160530 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendy’s Welcome - S10E06</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915160530 +0000" stop="20260915161549 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley’s New Friend - S10E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260915161549 +0000" stop="20260915162613 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Scoops - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Roley makes friends with a bird and helps her find the right spot to build a nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162613 +0000" stop="20260915163631 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny’s Back! - S10E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260915163631 +0000" stop="20260915164701 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spud’s Straw Surprise - S10E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260915164701 +0000" stop="20260915165724 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Road Scrambler - S10E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260915165724 +0000" stop="20260915170743 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Marjorie - S10E12</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915170743 +0000" stop="20260915171806 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck’s Mud Hut - S10E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260915171806 +0000" stop="20260915172826 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendy’s Party Plan - S10E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260915172826 +0000" stop="20260915173843 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambler In The Doghouse - S11E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260915173843 +0000" stop="20260915174911 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny’s Important Job - S11E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260915174911 +0000" stop="20260915175929 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put-it-together Spud - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Spud tries to help with the construction of Farmer Pickles' new sunflower oil factory by putting together a tank instead of doing his job as a scarecrow at the sunflower field.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175929 +0000" stop="20260915180956 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley’s Round Up - S11E04</title>
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    <title>Dizzy The Detective - S11E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260915182019 +0000" stop="20260915183044 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Jobs Travis - S11E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260915183044 +0000" stop="20260915184121 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambler And The Colorful Cave - S11E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260915184121 +0000" stop="20260915185147 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spud’s Bumper Harvest - S11E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260915185147 +0000" stop="20260915190216 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck's Convoy - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Muck is told to lead a convoy to the mill, but she cannot remember Bob's directions to get there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190216 +0000" stop="20260915191242 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While Bob's Away, Robert Will Play - S11E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260915191242 +0000" stop="20260915192303 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob's Three Jobs - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Bob plans to spend the day bird watching with his dad, but the three jobs he has to do first turn into bigger projects than he anticipated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192303 +0000" stop="20260915193333 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop Knows It All - S11E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260915193333 +0000" stop="20260915194355 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dizzy's Sleepover - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Dizzy discovers there are bats in the watermill and she cannot wait to meet them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194355 +0000" stop="20260915195421 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty the Star - S12E02</title>
    <desc>A group of folk musicians arrive and tell Lofty he is going to be the star of their traditional camp fire sing-along. Thinking he will have to sing on his own, Lofty is very nervous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125151 +0000" stop="20260915135215 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice for Bobby - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Bobby's assassination, his killer faces trial, conspiracy theories swirl and Kennedy's supporters begin a long quest for justice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135215 +0000" stop="20260915145803 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Combining charisma and grit, Robert F. Kennedy directs his brother's presidential campaign and helps him navigate the turbulent early 1960s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145803 +0000" stop="20260915155655 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'd Like to Serve - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After JFK's murder, Bobby runs for the U.S. Senate and commits to championing civil rights, fighting poverty and opposing the war in Vietnam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155655 +0000" stop="20260915165931 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Only Get One Time Around - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With America increasingly and violently divided, Bobby mounts an impassioned run for the White House until an assassin's hand intervenes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165931 +0000" stop="20260915175956 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice for Bobby - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Bobby's assassination, his killer faces trial, conspiracy theories swirl and Kennedy's supporters begin a long quest for justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175956 +0000" stop="20260915190543 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Combining charisma and grit, Robert F. Kennedy directs his brother's presidential campaign and helps him navigate the turbulent early 1960s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121147 +0000" stop="20260915123323 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid - S11E07</title>
    <desc>When Gene can't eat Thanksgiving dinner because of a stomach flu, the family tries to cheer him up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123323 +0000" stop="20260915125459 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment - S11E08</title>
    <desc>When Linda's parents have a layover at an airport nearby, Bob and Linda attempt to turn it into their annual "visit."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mommy Boy - S11E09</title>
    <desc>When Linda joins a women's business group, Gene gets possessive of her time. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina want to learn how to fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131632 +0000" stop="20260915133810 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yachty or Nice - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Bob wonders if there’s a catch to the Belchers being invited to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club’s holiday boat parade. Louise has her eye on the Santa Schooner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133810 +0000" stop="20260915135948 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing the Beef - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Louise convinces Bob and Linda to cash in on the Valentine's Day dinner business, forcing them to put their plans on hold. Meanwhile, Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135948 +0000" stop="20260915142126 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die Card, or Card Trying - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142126 +0000" stop="20260915144304 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth - S11E13</title>
    <desc>While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told Tina, Gene and Louise about what really happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144304 +0000" stop="20260915150437 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Lonely Farts - S11E14</title>
    <desc>When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene accidently is left home by himself. Meanwhile, Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy whom Bob found on the internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150437 +0000" stop="20260915152613 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheshank Redumption - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Linda's new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152613 +0000" stop="20260915154749 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y Tu Tina También - S11E16</title>
    <desc>When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush; Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154749 +0000" stop="20260915160926 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fingers-loose - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend; Bob and Linda try to come up with a way for Teddy to sneak food into a movie theatre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160926 +0000" stop="20260915163104 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Kind of Fender Benderful - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Bob gets into a four-car fender bender outside the restaurant and finding out who’s at fault proves to be harder than he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163104 +0000" stop="20260915165242 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge Over Troubled Rudy - S11E19</title>
    <desc>When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she decides to set out on a sort-of-kind-of-perilous journey, dragging her siblings along for the ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165242 +0000" stop="20260915171415 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steal Magazine-olias - S11E20</title>
    <desc>The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171415 +0000" stop="20260915173553 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Me Dumb Thing Good - S11E21</title>
    <desc>Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition. Meanwhile, Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173553 +0000" stop="20260915175731 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampire Disco Death Dance - S11E22</title>
    <desc>After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite old campy vampire-sing-along movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along, as well. Meanwhile, Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175731 +0000" stop="20260915181909 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manic Pixie Crap Show - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade. Meanwhile, a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181909 +0000" stop="20260915184123 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystal Mess - S12E02</title>
    <desc>In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184123 +0000" stop="20260915190343 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pumpkinening - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Linda and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190343 +0000" stop="20260915192551 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Big Dummy - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids compete for the title of Employee of the Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192551 +0000" stop="20260915194805 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven-tween Again - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121929 +0000" stop="20260915124503 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Higher Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Princess Caroline sees an opportunity when Mr. Peanutbutter's agent dies. BoJack flips when he says the "L" word out loud to Wanda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124503 +0000" stop="20260915131049 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank After Dark - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Diane goes off book during BoJack's book tour, jeopardizing Mr. Peanutbutter's new show. Todd gets involved in international affairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131049 +0000" stop="20260915133623 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Find Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>BoJack is one of the celebrity guest stars on the first episode of Mr. Peanutbutter's game show, but the game doesn't go as expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133623 +0000" stop="20260915140202 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shot - S02E09</title>
    <desc>BoJack cooks up a scheme with Kelsey, Todd, Princess Caroline and Mr. Peanutbutter to steal a crucial shot for the Secretariat film.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140202 +0000" stop="20260915142739 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yes and... - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Todd gets sucked into the cult of improv comedy. Wanda thinks Diane is a bad influence on BoJack when he has to deal with a career crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142739 +0000" stop="20260915145313 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from L.A. - S02E11</title>
    <desc>BoJack goes on a road trip to visit an old friend, and gets a taste of existence outside the Hollywoo bubble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145313 +0000" stop="20260915151846 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out to Sea - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The important things in life becomes clear to BoJack when Todd moves out to join the improv comedy group on their special cruise ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151846 +0000" stop="20260915154453 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Spreading the News - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ana Spanakopita sends BoJack to New York to do interviews, and Todd tags along. Princess Carolyn tells Mr. Peanutbutter to get back to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154453 +0000" stop="20260915161105 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The BoJack Horseman Show - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In 2007, Princess Carolyn finds a new project for BoJack, Diane meets Mr. Peanutbutter at the coffee shop where she works, and Todd kisses a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161105 +0000" stop="20260915163713 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BoJack Kills - S03E03</title>
    <desc>BoJack is framed for the murder of a Whale World dancer. Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd get into a stinky situation with the skunk next door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163713 +0000" stop="20260915170335 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out Of Water - S03E04</title>
    <desc>BoJack takes an underwater trip to the Pacific Ocean Film Festival for the “Secretariat” premiere, where he tries to reach out to Kelsey.  At the same time, he attempts to return a seahorse baby to its mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170335 +0000" stop="20260915172920 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love And/Or Marriage - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Todd and BoJack crash a rehearsal dinner, Diane gets high with a client. Princess Carolyn goes on a series of blind dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172920 +0000" stop="20260915175456 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brrap Brrap Pew Pew - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Diane's tweet lands Sextina Aquafina in hot water. Prankster and A-list actor Jurj Clooners gets under BoJack's skin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175456 +0000" stop="20260915182105 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop the Presses - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Todd builds a giant papier-mâché Todd head. A customer service rep gives BoJack some sound advice when he tries to cancel his newspaper subscription.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182105 +0000" stop="20260915184722 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Acquaintance - S03E08</title>
    <desc>BoJack is up for a part in David Pincher's latest film. Diane meets Mr. Peanutbutter's brother,  and Todd takes the business in a new direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184722 +0000" stop="20260915191258 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Thing That Ever Happened - S03E09</title>
    <desc>BoJack meets Princess Carolyn at Elefante, leading to a night of soul-searching as they help the staff impress a food critic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191258 +0000" stop="20260915193933 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's You - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Peanutbutter announces the Oscar nominees. BoJack surrounds himself with admirers, but his real friendships are falling apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120831 +0000" stop="20260915122724 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, March 31, 2025 - S38E134</title>
    <desc>Luna makes a play for Will. Deacon gives Sheila an ultimatum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122724 +0000" stop="20260915124647 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, April 1, 2025 - S38E135</title>
    <desc>Luna and Sheila conspire over Will Spencer. Finn struggles with the agreement he and Steffy made about Luna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124647 +0000" stop="20260915130541 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, April 2, 2025 - S38E136</title>
    <desc>Hope expresses being hurt that Brooke and Carter have sold her out. Electra holds her own as she tells Luna to stay away from Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130541 +0000" stop="20260915132433 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, April 3, 2025 - S38E137</title>
    <desc>Bill pushes an angry Liam to his limit. Deacon makes Hope an offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132433 +0000" stop="20260915134329 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, April 4, 2025 - S38E138</title>
    <desc>Brooke asks a favor of Ridge. Steffy decides to confront Bill about Liam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134329 +0000" stop="20260915140252 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, April 7, 2025 - S38E139</title>
    <desc>Steffy worries about Liam after his accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140252 +0000" stop="20260915142144 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, April 8, 2025 - S38E140</title>
    <desc>Liam awakes to learn that Steffy has been by his side the entire time. The argument between Deacon and Carter comes to blows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142144 +0000" stop="20260915144036 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, April 9, 2025 - S38E141</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts Bill about getting Luna out of jail. Sheila accepts Luna as her granddaughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144036 +0000" stop="20260915145929 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, April 10, 2025 - S38E142</title>
    <desc>Daphne attempts to persuade Carter that his relationship with Hope is over and that he should move on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145929 +0000" stop="20260915151820 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, April 11, 2025 - S38E143</title>
    <desc>Taylor finds Brooke in a state of seduction. Electra and Will discuss next steps in their relationship. Sheila and Luna plot against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151820 +0000" stop="20260915153714 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, April 14, 2025 - S38E144</title>
    <desc>Carter reassures Brooke over their lost loves. Sheila pushes Poppy over the edge. Luna disguises herself as a delivery person to see Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153714 +0000" stop="20260915155608 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, April 15, 2025 - S38E145</title>
    <desc>Will finally rids himself of Luna. Electra confides in her Aunt Ivy about her dilemma with Will. Brooke erupts when she overhears Daphne's plea to Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155608 +0000" stop="20260915161502 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, April 16, 2025 - S38E146</title>
    <desc>Bridget surprises Liam by saying that she is working on his behalf. Luna tells Sheila she will not give up on getting Will to be her own. Deacon advises Hope on relationships based on her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161502 +0000" stop="20260915163356 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, April 17, 2025 - S38E147</title>
    <desc>Li reminds Finn that, father or not, he is to stay far away from Luna Nozawa. Steffy and Liam express their joy at being Kelly's parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163356 +0000" stop="20260915165319 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, April 18, 2025 - S38E148</title>
    <desc>Liam becomes determined to take Kelly to her dance despite Grace and Bridget's objections. Kelly confides in Steffy that she wishes Liam would be at her dance more than anything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165319 +0000" stop="20260915171247 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, April 21, 2025 - S38E149</title>
    <desc>Finn delivers devastating news to Steffy. Ridge and Taylor are inspired by Kelly and Liam and throw their own loving dance party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171247 +0000" stop="20260915173141 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, April 22, 2025 - S38E150</title>
    <desc>Liam struggles with what he has learned and how to parent Kelly. Eric encourages Brooke to keep her love alive with Ridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173141 +0000" stop="20260915175035 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, April 23, 2025 - S38E151</title>
    <desc>Finn promises to be the second dad that Kelly wants and needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175035 +0000" stop="20260915180929 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, April 24, 2025 - S38E152</title>
    <desc>The Forrester Fashion showstopper begins as models, influencers, reporters and even Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt convene along with Christine Cricket Blair to watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180929 +0000" stop="20260915182823 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, April 25, 2025 - S38E153</title>
    <desc>Eric and Ridge are excited as the fashion showstopper unfolds. Brooke and Taylor's unknown and undetectable presence causes undue stress and even more heat on the already electric runway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182823 +0000" stop="20260915184718 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, April 28, 2025 - S38E154</title>
    <desc>Fuel gets added to the fire when Steffy and Taylor learn who the showstopper was truly meant for. Katie catches a glimpse of Daphne kissing Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184718 +0000" stop="20260915190612 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, April 29, 2025 - S38E155</title>
    <desc>Ridge confronts Eric over the stunt he pulled with Brooke. Katie demands the truth from Daphne after having eavesdropped on her and Zende.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190612 +0000" stop="20260915192537 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, April 30, 2025 - S38E156</title>
    <desc>Ridge is torn by Eric's words and Brooke's actions. Daphne doesn't stand a chance when Katie fiercely protects Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192537 +0000" stop="20260915194431 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, May 1, 2025 - S38E157</title>
    <desc>Hope gets suspicious of Liam's new living arrangement. Will congratulates Electra on her newfound happiness and success.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120228 +0000" stop="20260915125057 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maestro Hoss - S08E33</title>
    <desc>Hoss is conned into buying a violin from a gypsy fortune teller, and everyone on the Ponderosa--except for Hop Sing--suffers the consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125057 +0000" stop="20260915133934 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greedy Ones - S08E34</title>
    <desc>The Ponderosa is in danger of being overrun by gold hunters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133934 +0000" stop="20260915142810 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Renegade Indians have been on the rampage attacking settlers and raising havoc in the West.  Joe and Hoss have gone to warn the settlers when Joe is shot with an arrow.  Hoss tries to remove the arrow, but the shaft breaks and it is imbedded in Joe's shoulder, leaving Joe gravely wounded.  Hoss desperately searches for help and comes upon a wagon train with an odd assortment of people.  There are two women, a thief, a dying doctor, and a coward on the wagon train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142810 +0000" stop="20260915151647 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sense of Duty - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Hoss and Little Joe help the Virginia City militia escort a renegade Indian, who believes he is the Almighty, through hostile Indian territory to prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151647 +0000" stop="20260915160525 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Conquistadors - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A band of Mexican kidnaps Little Joe for a $25,000 ransom. A group of cowboys plan to rescue Joe, kill him and claim the gold for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160525 +0000" stop="20260915165404 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgment at Olympus - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Candy is arrested for committing murder in the town of Olympus.  He is accused of killing Jed Wheelock, the son of wealthy A. Z. Wheelock.  He insists on finding his son's killer but he wants a fair trial for Candy.  Joe accompanies Candy to make sure things go smoothly, but when Joe is accused of killing a witness who claims he saw Candy kill Jed, Joe is locked up for murder with Candy, and it is up to Hoss to find the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165404 +0000" stop="20260915174244 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Reckoning - S09E05</title>
    <desc>A sadistic outlaw named Dibbs along with his gang, take siege of the Ponderosa, holding Joe, Hoss, and Candy prisoners.  Their foreman, Donny Buckler, has stashed $60,000 dollars and Dibbs will stop at nothing short of murder to get his hands on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174244 +0000" stop="20260915183114 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Witness - S09E06</title>
    <desc>While at the bank in Sandust, Little Joe and the bank's secretary witness an armed robbery. During a subsequent gunfight, the main culprit kills the banker, but is quickly brought to justice. Joe, Hoss and Candy agree to be witnesses but must avoid being killed in the meantime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183114 +0000" stop="20260915191951 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Ones - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Most people consider Mark Cole a coward, but he does not hesitate to step forward when his brother attempts to break a horse by torturing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121529 +0000" stop="20260915125758 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pinocchio in the Planter - S06E20</title>
    <desc>The team identifies the remains of a successful ad man found in the grounds of a newly built community center playground. Upon inspecting the victim’s home and interrogating his former partner and employer, Booth and Brennan discover that the victim burned bridges by adopting an aggressive attitude toward honesty and was a member of a radical honesty support group. Meanwhile, each of the team members attempts to adopt a more honest way of communicating that doesn’t always lend itself to good relationships, and Angela urges Hodgins to confront the realities of their pregnancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125758 +0000" stop="20260915134040 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signs in the Silence - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A mysterious young deaf girl is thought to have committed a recent murder after she's found on the streets, covered in blood and holding a knife. It's up to the Jeffersonian team to figure out who this girl is and determine if she's really the one to blame for the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134040 +0000" stop="20260915142221 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hole in the Heart - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Rogue sniper Jacob Broadsky returns once again, claiming another victim and making Booth determined to put him away once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142221 +0000" stop="20260915150412 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Change in the Game - S06E23</title>
    <desc>In the 6th season finale, the team investigates the disturbing, unidentifiable remains of a bowler that were found jammed in one of the bowling alley's automatic pinsetters. After hitting a dead end in the case, Booth and Brennan decide to go undercover and join a competitive bowling team in search of answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150412 +0000" stop="20260915154711 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Memories in the Shallow Grave - S07E01</title>
    <desc>When the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a woman found in a paintball field, they discover two missing-persons reports in her file. Booth and Sweets interrogate the victim's husband and learn that she suffered from amnesia. When squint Wendell Bray learns that the victim also survived a bullet wound, inconsistencies in her medical records uncover a surprising crime linked to her murder. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth adjust to their new life as an expectant couple and deal with the forthcoming changes in their home life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154711 +0000" stop="20260915163032 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Dog in the Competition - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a competitive-eating champion, just days before the start of the Gluttony Games, a premiere eating competition with a $10,000 prize at stake. The remarkable work of new squint - and former juvenile delinquent - Finn links obscure evidence found in the belly of a snake with laws of physics that helps solve the crime. Despite his brilliance in the lab, Finn is met with hostility and skepticism, leading Cam to question her decision to give him a chance to start anew. Meanwhile, Booth is caught off-guard by an announcement Brennan makes about their baby. To diffuse the tension between them, the couple agrees to experiment by putting themselves in each other's shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163032 +0000" stop="20260915171300 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince in the Plastic - S07E03</title>
    <desc>After the remains of a female toy company executive are found shrink-wrapped with a Prince Charming doll, the company's CEO gives Booth and Sweets access to the company headquarters' highly classified prototype lab, where details of the victim's personal life begin to emerge. Meanwhile, Sweets, with the support of his girlfriend, squint Daisy Wick, prepares for his gun certification test despite Booth's opposition to Sweets carrying a weapon. Mom-to-be Brennan, wonders whether she will be a good mother and uses the case as a way to understand the importance of toys and playing with her child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171300 +0000" stop="20260915175612 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Male in the Mail - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Dismembered remains are discovered in several mailing boxes at a dead letter office, and the Jeffersonian team identifies the victim as an employee of a local Ship 'n' Print, where the staff recently split the winnings of a lottery prize. The team uncovers a complicated love triangle between two married employees and the victim, and while motive points to the husband a critical clue leads them to solve the crime definitively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175612 +0000" stop="20260915183926 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Twist in the Twister - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The team discovers the remains of a so-called "storm chaser" who seems to have died while following a tornado. But footage recorded during the storm ultimately leads them to believe he was murdered. Meanwhile, Booth becomes increasingly overprotective of Brennan both at home and in the field, and sleep-deprived Angela and Hodgins come to terms with having Angela's father and rock musician babysit their infant son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183926 +0000" stop="20260915192202 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crack in the Code - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A cryptic message penned in human blood is discovered at a national monument. As the Jeffersonian team embarks on a scavenger hunt to solve the case, they realize their tech-savvy suspect remains one step ahead of them. Meanwhile, Booth and Brennan search for the perfect home for their new family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120425 +0000" stop="20260915120829 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Booba has never played hockey but he is ready to learn. And here is the smart Loola to help! Suddenly the puck chase turns into a joyful adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120829 +0000" stop="20260915121235 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Tree - S02E09</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve Booba and his friends appear in a country house and find out that the main holiday element is missing. Together they joyfully clear the mess (well, almost) and create the Christmas mood!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121235 +0000" stop="20260915121631 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playtime - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends start a funny competition at a playground. Who will win the main prize - a delicious lollipop?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121631 +0000" stop="20260915122340 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who wouldn't want to feel like a real knight, fight a dragon, and rescue a princess? Booba got into this amazing medieval adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122340 +0000" stop="20260915123026 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Boots - S04E07</title>
    <desc>As soon as Booba put on the magic boots, he found himself in the most unexpected and incredible places! Let's see what adventures await Booba</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123026 +0000" stop="20260915123427 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Game - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Booba is up for an ice-cream that suddenly gets him in a computer game. Will he pass all the levels and taste the dessert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123427 +0000" stop="20260915123837 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the new episode Booba meets a ghost! Will it frighten him? Or will they make friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123837 +0000" stop="20260915124243 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Store - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola explore a big toy store. What's inside a bright unusual egg they spot there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124243 +0000" stop="20260915124650 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Golf - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends decide to play golf. And the game suddenly turns into a pirate adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124650 +0000" stop="20260915125055 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Booba would like to play bowling in his own tricky way. He is joined by a new character who adds more fun to the game!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125055 +0000" stop="20260915125450 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballet - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Booba loves cheese and Loola the Mouse is all about dancing. In the new episode the two friends will find themselves in a theater to take advantage of both - ballet and cheese hunting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125450 +0000" stop="20260915125856 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Shop - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Booba really likes to make noise and have fun. And his friends eventually join him in exciting adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125856 +0000" stop="20260915130247 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaceship - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Booba goes into space trying to save the spaceship from asteroids. Luckily, his favorite plush bear is there to help!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130247 +0000" stop="20260915130642 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Shop - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends get into a music store. They incidentally try all the instruments creating such noisy fun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130642 +0000" stop="20260915131049 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Chalk - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends live in a wonderful world filled with adventure and magic! Now they are playing with a chalk that can bring any drawing to life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131049 +0000" stop="20260915131456 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Map - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola find a pirate treasure map. Looks like a new exciting adventure is about to begin!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131456 +0000" stop="20260915131853 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Wardrobe - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Magic goes on! Booba travels into the past and gets into an exciting prehistoric adventure with new friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131853 +0000" stop="20260915132257 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Booba is suddenly having a guest from the previous episode! They are joyfully exploring a smart house looking for treats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132257 +0000" stop="20260915132708 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In the new educational show, Booba and his cheerful friends will help children learn to sing and dance, as well as find out something new for themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132708 +0000" stop="20260915133203 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Booba looks for some treats and suddenly gets into a mysterious house ready for Halloween. Who will he meet there — a ghost, a witch or maybe a spider?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133203 +0000" stop="20260915133608 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to learn to fly like a butterfly or a bird! Who will help him make his dream come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133608 +0000" stop="20260915134052 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitchen Adventures - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A kitchen fridge is a real treasure chest! But Booba can be so carried away by a fun game that he even forgets about his favorite food – cheese!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134052 +0000" stop="20260915134752 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egyptian Treasures - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola find themselves in an Egyptian pyramid. In search of treasure, they meet a real mummy that suddenly comes to life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134752 +0000" stop="20260915135246 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Grotto - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a shopping mall wonderfully decorated for Christmas. Or maybe it’s Santa’s grotto where he stores presents for kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135246 +0000" stop="20260915135740 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Offices are empty after Christmas. Booba and his friends get into one to have some party cake!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135740 +0000" stop="20260915140434 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Adventure - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sometimes it's nice to be transported from the heat to the winter chill. Booba magically finds himself on a snowy slope, tries out various winter sports, and meets a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140434 +0000" stop="20260915141132 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train Robbery - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Booba becomes a train driver in the Wild West. Will Booba and the passengers succeed in preventing the train robbery planned by the wicked criminal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141132 +0000" stop="20260915141828 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescuer - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Booba really wants to have superpowers and help everyone. But maybe you don't have to be a superhero to take care of your friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141828 +0000" stop="20260915142526 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S04E16</title>
    <desc>What's at the other end of the rainbow? Treasure, jewels, or something else? Find out with Booba and his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142526 +0000" stop="20260915143215 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba and The Beanstalk - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Summer is a great time to grow vegetables. Booba has become a gardener, too, and has grown a giant plant. What's going to happen with it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143215 +0000" stop="20260915143909 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventor - S04E18</title>
    <desc>To help his friends gather apples in the garden, Booba has invented and assembled a fantastic vehicle. Will it work out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143909 +0000" stop="20260915144601 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisibility Cloak - S04E19</title>
    <desc>What happens if Booba and his friends get their hands on a magical invisibility cloak? Lots of fun, jokes and pranks, of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144601 +0000" stop="20260915145258 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Wash - S04E21</title>
    <desc>How can the muddy teddy bear be washed? Each of Booba's friends has their own opinion on this matter. Big Laundry Day promises to be fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145258 +0000" stop="20260915145953 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Mask - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends are competing in a fun race in wacky vehicles. Who'll finish first and win the grand prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145953 +0000" stop="20260915150440 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus Adventure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Booba works wonders trying to save the clumsy hedgehog from danger on a circus arena. But, in fact, Spike might also be a gifted acrobat…Watch the episode to find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150440 +0000" stop="20260915150934 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba in the Future - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adventures through magic wardrobe are filled with twists. Booba wanted to go to the seaside but instead travelled to the future! Who will he meet there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150934 +0000" stop="20260915151331 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh fruits look so delicious! One wants to eat them all! Or maybe squeeze some juice? Booba will do anything to quench his thirst.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151331 +0000" stop="20260915151811 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Crafts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola discover modelling clay in an artists’ workshop. They can now make vases, flower pots, fruits, cheese…Well, what else will the friends create?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151811 +0000" stop="20260915152258 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighter - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Booba explores a fire museum, tests a fire extinguisher, tries on a fire helmet and even becomes a true firefighter saving his friends from a real pickle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152258 +0000" stop="20260915152749 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is getting ready for Easter. And Booba and Loola suddenly get into a sweets factory. They are eager to make colorful chocolate eggs and have a lot of fun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152749 +0000" stop="20260915153243 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Fairy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>What should you do if a baby tooth falls out? Wait for a tooth fairy, of course! Booba is eager to get her attention and a shining coin. It’s not that easy but it’s fun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153243 +0000" stop="20260915153734 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funfair - S03E13</title>
    <desc>There are so many different attractions in the theme park! On which of them will Booba be able to get a coin that he needs to win the top prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153734 +0000" stop="20260915154225 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watermelon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>What could be better than a ripe, juicy watermelon? Booba and his friends will show you how to correctly share out a watermelon among everyone!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154225 +0000" stop="20260915154719 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Lamp - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Everyone needs a vacation, even a genie! But Booba, Loola and their friends have so many wishes. Who will make them come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154719 +0000" stop="20260915155211 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science Museum - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Booba can find cheese everywhere, even in a science museum. There he incidentally took part in a baffling experiment like in a real lab. This made the museum a really mysterious spot!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155211 +0000" stop="20260915155702 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in the Wild West, where he fights for a delicious piece of cheese!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155702 +0000" stop="20260915160156 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Submarine Adventure - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Booba in a submarine goes down under the water, where he meets a fish and catches pearls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160156 +0000" stop="20260915160646 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Photo Booth - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When you're bored and have no one to talk to, you just need to find a magic photo booth and clone yourself. That's exactly what Booba did. He made copies of himself with different hobbies and interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160646 +0000" stop="20260915161141 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underwater Adventure - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends can find a fairy tale wherever they go. Even the ball pool in the entertainment center can lead to the underwater kingdom of the Sea King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161141 +0000" stop="20260915161636 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Trouble - S03E21</title>
    <desc>How do you open a can? Booba knows all about that. Here's what'll help: chopsticks, a magic hat, a racket, a club - and, of course, true friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161636 +0000" stop="20260915162128 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Adventure - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Booba has conquered the entire Earth, but now it's time to leave for distant planets and make friends with aliens. Let's get in the rocket and blast off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162128 +0000" stop="20260915162622 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obstacle Course Chaos - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Our amazing obstacle course isn't exactly easy-breezy. But Booba and his friends will try to win the sweet prize waiting for them at the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162622 +0000" stop="20260915163112 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot - S03E24</title>
    <desc>What will happen if you construct a robot in the wrong way? Booba got not what he expected. But his friends are there to help and fix everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163112 +0000" stop="20260915163606 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library - S03E25</title>
    <desc>One should be quiet in a library. But it's not so easy for Booba who is craving for fun. Especially once he finds a magic book full of wonders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163606 +0000" stop="20260915164103 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Broomstick - S03E26</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164103 +0000" stop="20260915164758 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Treat! - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While searching for sweets, Booba and his friends end up in an ominous and scary castle. What surprises has its mysterious owner prepared for Halloween?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164758 +0000" stop="20260915165453 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving a message in a bottle, Booba is headed off to a desert island to save Loola. Will it be easy to do? After all, a whole quest awaits Booba in this little corner of paradise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165453 +0000" stop="20260915170146 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Prix - S04E24</title>
    <desc>What can a magic mask do? Create a mood, of course. But maybe this time it's better for Booba to be himself and cheer up his friends without using any magic?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170146 +0000" stop="20260915170824 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Can you imagine a soccer ball jumping by itself as if alive? Booba managed to solve this mystery with the help of magic glasses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170824 +0000" stop="20260915171518 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Glasses - S04E26</title>
    <desc>To try amazing alien sweets, Booba builds a powerful rocket and goes straight into space. What adventures await him along the way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171518 +0000" stop="20260915172212 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Booba uses his detective skills to unravel the mysterious events that befell his friends. Would you like to investigate with Booba?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172212 +0000" stop="20260915172903 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Toys - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friend Genie brought toys to life and made the games even more fun! But what if the dolls and teddy bears ran off in different directions? Watch how Booba handled this problem in the new episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172903 +0000" stop="20260915173554 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Hunt - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends are hunting for Easter eggs. Who will be lucky? Who will find all the treats?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173554 +0000" stop="20260915174249 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Mirror - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Booba visits each of his friends through a magic mirror to cheer them up. Want to see what fun they come up with?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174249 +0000" stop="20260915174557 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitchen - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a kitchen. The fridge enchants him so much that he is ready for everything to conquer it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174557 +0000" stop="20260915174921 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Booba discovers a bathroom and finds many attracting objects that turn him into a real explorer!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174921 +0000" stop="20260915175239 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nursery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a nursery room. He climbs the stairs, dives into a pool with balls and battles with soldiers! Booba is a cartoon about a charming brownie loved by children and adults alike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175239 +0000" stop="20260915175929 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shooting Star - S04E03</title>
    <desc>While chasing a shooting star, Booba falls deep underground, into a cave inhabited by dwarves. Will he find his jewel among the glittering crystals?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175929 +0000" stop="20260915180305 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Booba discovers a study! He comes across an air-blower and a real computer. After all these activities he decorates the room with… a hole punch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180305 +0000" stop="20260915180624 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Room - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a game room. He can’t stand still due to his curious nature! He destroys a house of cards, learns to play billiards and discovers an electric guitar!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180624 +0000" stop="20260915181017 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biology Cabinet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Running away from the globe, Booba gets into a biology class, where he looks through a microscope and rescues a fish with artificial respiration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181017 +0000" stop="20260915181417 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On New Year's Eve, Booba tries to blow out the candle. What could be easier? Eventually this trick turns into a new adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181417 +0000" stop="20260915182106 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Adventure - S04E01</title>
    <desc>To make Halloween fun this year, Booba and his friends decide to visit a theme park and take a ride on the scariest attraction!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182106 +0000" stop="20260915182455 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Booba sneaks into a garage and finds an expensive car! He has to explore shiny tools on the wall, and the car itself of course!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182455 +0000" stop="20260915182901 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attic - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that an attic is full of old and strange things! What can Booba find there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182901 +0000" stop="20260915183317 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bow Tie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Booba gets attracted by a bow tie behind a shop window. He is eager to hook it and ready to use all possible devices to hit this goal!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183317 +0000" stop="20260915183748 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mousetrap - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a country house full of delicious food. He wants to get some cheese, but it seems not that easy! A mousetrap becomes a serious trouble… I</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183748 +0000" stop="20260915184223 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a suitcase at the airport and finally finds himself in an apartment of an artist. He sees many beautiful paintings and tries to imitate the subject of the masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184223 +0000" stop="20260915184631 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a bakery! What a lucky chance to eat all yummy snacks at once! What will Booba eat in the first place?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184631 +0000" stop="20260915185025 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a room, which is prepared for a children's party. His gets attracted by a red balloon and tries to grab it, but it's not as simple as it seems at first glance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185025 +0000" stop="20260915185405 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Booba appears on a circus arena, where a magician left his magic hat. Let’s find out what tricks Booba can repeat and what will come after!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185405 +0000" stop="20260915190103 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Gallery - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A strict robot kicked Booba out of the art gallery for bad behavior. But Booba came back. This time, as an artist! How did he pull that off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190103 +0000" stop="20260915190506 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinema Hall - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a cinema hall. He finds a coin and buys a chewing gum. Let’s see how many fun tricks he can make with a chewing gum!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190506 +0000" stop="20260915190903 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulb - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Booba goes down to the basement and notices a light bulb. He is unhappy that it is too bright, so he tries to make it dim. Do you think he can manage it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190903 +0000" stop="20260915191328 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Booba looks through a recipe book and decides to make a burger. A bun, a cutlet, cheese ... what else will Booba add to his cooking masterpiece?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191328 +0000" stop="20260915191706 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metro - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Booba and his teddy bear get down to a subway station. He wants to climb the escalator, but it's hard to do with a toy in his hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191706 +0000" stop="20260915192131 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supermarket - S01E20</title>
    <desc>​Booba finds some cheese in a supermarket. He wants to take it away but the cunning access frame doesn’t let him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192131 +0000" stop="20260915192542 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concert Hall - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Booba enters a concert hall, where he gets attracted by a conductor's stick. But Loola the Rat grabs it first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192542 +0000" stop="20260915192940 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grapes - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to taste some cheese, but his new friend Googa the Parrot outruns Booba.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192940 +0000" stop="20260915193313 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends enjoy dancing! Please feel free to join them and dance all together!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193313 +0000" stop="20260915193706 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noise - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Booba dreams about a magic cheese island where he can eat as much cheese as he can, but some noise always interrupts his dream! Let’s find out what could it be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193706 +0000" stop="20260915194057 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Club - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a gym. He tries to get some water and switches on the treadmill… It’s a funny cartoon series for kids and toddlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194057 +0000" stop="20260915194751 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Who will catch the biggest fish? What happens if a banana's used as bait? Booba and his friends decided to find out. Join our fun fishing experience!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194751 +0000" stop="20260915195150 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Booba meets the strangest thing in his life and tries to have fun in such an unusual situation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195150 +0000" stop="20260915195534 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrace - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Booba just wants to lie in the sun, but can he remain calm for even a second? As always, his rest turns into a series of fun-packed adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120712 +0000" stop="20260915130553 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett and Fennec Shand face an escalating conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130553 +0000" stop="20260915134334 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Stranger in a Strange Land - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett holds court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134334 +0000" stop="20260915143447 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: The Tribes of Tatooine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett faces new challengers on Tatooine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143447 +0000" stop="20260915151203 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151203 +0000" stop="20260915155909 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Gathering Storm - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett partners with Fennec Shand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155909 +0000" stop="20260915164912 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected ally emerges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164912 +0000" stop="20260915173504 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysteries are explored and Boba Fett learns new information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173504 +0000" stop="20260915183346 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett and Fennec Shand face an escalating conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183346 +0000" stop="20260915191126 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Stranger in a Strange Land - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett holds court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120603 +0000" stop="20260915122834 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Black - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Riley is targeted after using offensive language.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122834 +0000" stop="20260915124828 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden Party - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the owner of Granddad's house invites Granddad and the kids to his garden party, Huey tries to start trouble by saying Jesus was black and comparing Ronald Regan to the devil. Meanwhile, Riley and the owner's grandson (a soldier back from Iraq) play with guns and Granddad runs into the self-loathing black butler Uncle Rukus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124828 +0000" stop="20260915130943 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial of Robert Kelly - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When the trial of R&amp;B star R. Kelly comes to town and Tom Dubois is the ADA, Huey and Riley are on opposing sides of the hot-button "underage peeing" issue. Meanwhile, Granddad and Uncle Ruckus argue about white people during a game of checkers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130943 +0000" stop="20260915133122 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Huey and Riley try to convince Grandad that his new girlfriend Cristal (like the champagne) is actually a prostitute. Of course, Grandad doesn't believe them, even when she spends all his money. But when A Pimp Named Slickback shows up, the truth is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133122 +0000" stop="20260915135311 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granddad's Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Grandad and Colonel Stinkmeaner have a beef. One man's blind. One man's feeble. Both are really, really old. Let "The Slugfest In Woodcrest" commence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135311 +0000" stop="20260915141400 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date With the Health Inspector - S01E05</title>
    <desc>District Attorney and law-abiding citizen Tom Dubois fits the description of the elusive "X-Box Killer" and is arrested. Huey has to find the real killer before Tom is shipped off to "real" prison where he will most assuredly become "someone's girlfriend."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141400 +0000" stop="20260915143529 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of Gangstalicious - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Riley's favorite rapper, Gangstalicious, is shot and hospitalized in Woodcrest. When Riley goes to visit the rapper, he finds more than he anticipated ... like maybe rappers that make songs like "Thuggin' Luv" aren't necessarily as tough as they seem. Go figure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143529 +0000" stop="20260915145727 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Huey Freeman Christmas - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A well meaning teacher offers Huey the chance to direct the school Christmas play, and Huey decides to release his vision to the world: "The Adventures of Black Jesus."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145727 +0000" stop="20260915151900 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Riley is busy convincing two reality shows that Granddad's blind and running a homeless shelter, Huey is being shadowed by a secret government agent. But is he real?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151900 +0000" stop="20260915154112 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the King - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Martin Luther King Jr. comes out of a coma after 32 years and finds himself thrust into the 21st and life in the post "September 11th" lunacy, his "turn the other cheek" philosophy quickly takes him from beloved national hero to dispised terrorist sympathizer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154112 +0000" stop="20260915160100 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Itis - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Grandad opens "The Itis", the only soul food restaurant in Woodcrest. White people didn't expect it. They also didn't expect high cholesterol, heart disease, and obesity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160100 +0000" stop="20260915162457 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Nab Oprah - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Huey has to stop Riley and a small gang of misfit idiots from nabbing the talk show deity, Oprah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162457 +0000" stop="20260915164731 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riley Wuz Here - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Riley's affinity for grafitti goes too far, Grandad sends him to an art teacher that actually encourages him to do grafitti, only painting murals instead. Meanwhile, Huey discovers a black woman died from watching too much black TV, and decides to watch black TV for 2 weeks to see if that was the cause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164731 +0000" stop="20260915170909 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wingmen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Grandad's oldest friend, and possibly his worst friend, Moe, dies, the Freemans go back home and Grandad wants the possession Moe left him. Meanwhile, Huey is eager to see his friend again but both Grandad and Huey both discover to put the past behind them and focus on the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170909 +0000" stop="20260915173136 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Block is Hot - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Its February, and its record temperatures of 90 degrees. Luckily, Jazmine has her lemonade stand open, and does pretty well. Her success catches the eye of corporate tycoon Ed Wuncler. Despite several warnings from Huey, Jazmine then learns the true meaning of "capitalism" when Wuncler decides to buy the stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173136 +0000" stop="20260915175352 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Passion of Reverend Ruckus - S01E15</title>
    <desc>While Ruckus spreads the word of White Jesus to get into White Heaven, Huey desperately tries to save his friend from death row.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175352 +0000" stop="20260915181516 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>... Or Die Trying - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Granddad, Huey, Riley and Jazmine must avoid guards after they sneak in to a theatre to watch Soul Plane 2: The Blackjacking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181516 +0000" stop="20260915183703 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Sarah, and Usher - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While on a date with Tom Dubois, Sarah Dubois meets the singing sensation, Usher. Sarah starts being obsessed with Usher, and Tom begins to think Sarah is cheating on him. Sarah kicks Tom out of the house and Tom moves in with the Freemans. A pimp Named Slick Back returns in this episode to try to help Tom get Sarah back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183703 +0000" stop="20260915185650 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You for Not Snitching - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Two men are invading homes, and Riley and Granddad are refusing to speak to the police. It gets worse when Granddad's car, Dorothy, gets stolen by the robbers. If Riley and Granddad still refuse, worse things may be in store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185650 +0000" stop="20260915191740 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Huey has a dream of Stinkmeaner and Granddad says that he was a menace and he sent him to hell like he deserves. Stinkmeaner's spirit later inhabits Tom Dubois' body and goes looking for revenge against Granddad. Huey must stop him from killing Granddad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191740 +0000" stop="20260915194013 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of Thugnificent - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The infamous rapper Thugnificent moves to the neighbourhood with his friends Macktastic and Flonominal, eventually leading to Granddad becoming annoyed with his new neighbours. Their feud inspires Thugnificent to create a diss-track called "Eff Granddad".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120319 +0000" stop="20260915122513 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A tense traveler returns from a short trip to Colombia with an unusual amount of luggage. In Detroit, a pregnant passenger can't deliver her due date. At JFK Airport, cargo officers are reading into the leaves. A package from India is stopped at the door. A Nexus holder's good deed in Washington state gets him pulled in for questioning</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122513 +0000" stop="20260915124706 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Detroit's Ambassador Bridge officers make an auto theft arrest. Vials turn up by the dozen at the JFK Mail Facility. An American is carrying some cold-blooded companions in his backseat at the Detroit-Windsor tunnel. In New York, a traveler is showing signs of possible smuggling. A family reunites at Detroit Metro Airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124706 +0000" stop="20260915130900 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In Michigan, the canine unit uncovers double trouble. Bloodstained baggage is found at Detroit Metro Airport. In New York, an air passenger is shaking in secondary. On the West Coast, officers suspect a Canadian citizen is hiding his California love. A package concealed in carbon paper doesn't go unnoticed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130900 +0000" stop="20260915133053 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Outbound officers search for a fugitive in Washington State. A Vegas-bound Dutch cook is grilled in secondary at Detroit Metro Airport. A CBP canine sends several packages to the doghouse at the Chicago Mail Facility. X-rays reveal a concerning cargo anomaly in Port Huron. A young traveler protests a baggage exam at JFK Airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133053 +0000" stop="20260915135246 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>JFK Airport officers' expertise in telltale body language pays off. In Detroit, a German rock band rolls straight into secondary. A returning American is cuffed at the Peace Arch crossing in Washington. A CBP Agricultural Specialist checks out a package with a terse warning. At the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit, a hole is discovered in one traveler's story. Port Huron officers are given the puppy eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135246 +0000" stop="20260915141440 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At Detroit Metro Airport, a traveler minding manners may need to mind his story instead. The Chicago canine unit knows smugglers don't play games. In Port Huron, officers are on a high-speed chase after a vehicle skips secondary. A traveler coming from Canada triggers radiation alarms. A bounty of bullets shows up in Blaine, Washington</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141440 +0000" stop="20260915143634 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 15 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>In Buffalo, officers suspect a fertilizer salesman may be cultivating a lie. A Canadian crosses the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit by mistake, and her bag of medicinal marijuana may cost her. An outbound traveler has a fluctuating cash declaration at O'Hare Airport. Chicago Mail Center Officers find more than Monopoly money inside packaged board games. In Port Huron, a routine check on a traveler comes back as armed and dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143634 +0000" stop="20260915145828 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>In New York City, a laptop belonging to a Caribbean traveler does not compute. A young Brit arrives at Detroit Metro Airport to visit an American cyber pal. At Buffalo Peace Bridge Crossing, a Canadian resident gets testy on his way to purchase motorcycle parts. A Chinese traveler is caught using his cellphone in secondary at Chicago O'Hare International Airport. At the Pacific Highway Border Crossing, a Mexico-bound Canadian has taken steps to avoid a messy situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145828 +0000" stop="20260915152022 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>In Port Huron, a strong odor leads to secondary for two Americans. An officer discovers gold at Chicago O'Hare Airport. Travelers follow the letter of the law when questioned in Blaine. An inflatable kiddie pool isn't holding water. A mistake on an African student's visa may get him expelled. A private jet is set for inspection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152022 +0000" stop="20260915154216 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S01E18</title>
    <desc>At JFK, officers aren't counting on a couple's fluctuating currency declaration. A wandering traveler's pot pipe is discovered in Blaine. CBP officers question a Mexican national with odd travel plans. In Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him. A father and his kids are thirsty for some American pop culture. It's the second time in secondary for two Florida-bound Canadians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154216 +0000" stop="20260915160410 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>An officer suspects a US resident returning from the Caribbean may be hiding something. Two construction workers were out to lunch when they wound up at the border by mistake. A Canadian has to deliver the truth before visiting his pregnant wife and child in the States. A bounty of bogus bills is discovered at Detroit Metro Airport. Two sassy seniors have Georgia on their minds. At the JFK Mail Facility, a package from Belgium is turning heads.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 20 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>At Detroit Metro Airport, a pregnant Chinese national has CBP asking questions. An airline security breach on the tarmac leads officers to a jet bound for Haiti. After splitting with her American husband, a Ukrainian traveler may have to split with her green card. A package containing suspected narcotics is sent to the Lab for testing. In Port Huron, a traveler's criminal past could cause problems. A parolee gets pulled into secondary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162605 +0000" stop="20260915164758 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In Michigan, the canine unit uncovers double trouble. Bloodstained baggage is found at Detroit Metro Airport. In New York, an air passenger is shaking in secondary. On the West Coast, officers suspect a Canadian citizen is hiding his California love. A package concealed in carbon paper doesn't go unnoticed.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In New York, a traveler carries a questionable past on his back. Contraband arrives at the mail facility by the bushel. Airside at JFK Airport, officers rush to inspect some high-maintenance passengers. A mother and son are suspected of money structuring in Detroit. Officers pull no punches at the Ambassador Bridge. A pair of hockey fans is returned for misconduct. A fugitive shows up at the Peace Arch crossing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170951 +0000" stop="20260915173145 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>In Blaine, a Canadian is interviewed under oath after CBP discovers pictures of pot plants on his phone. Without the proper paperwork, it could be curtains for a Venezuelan conductor. In Buffalo, CBP officers inspect a big rig for hidden contraband. At the mail facility in Chicago, officers collect copious amounts of counterfeit goods. A couple is pulled in for a pat down after a canine team detects the scent of marijuana. An officer questions a Sudanese born American who has returned after three months in Africa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173145 +0000" stop="20260915175340 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S01E22</title>
    <desc>CBP questions a Canadian attempting to enter the US with three of his American family members. An officer has no time for a Swiss traveler's watch declaration. In Port Huron, officers discover baggies of suspected narcotics in a rented vehicle. At Detroit Metro Airport, agricultural specialists sift through plants for invasive species. An American mechanic gets stalled returning home with two engines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175340 +0000" stop="20260915181533 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An inside smuggling job is suspected at JFK Airport. Food couriers could be carriers. In Detroit, a wrong turn separates some buds. At the Peace Arch in Washington, two German tourists have a lot on their plates. A baggage exam turns sour at Detroit Metro. Mail officers cut to the chase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181533 +0000" stop="20260915183726 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An officer peels back a resistant traveler's luggage. There are no mistaken identities in the JFK Mail Facility. In Detroit, an impatient shopper makes a date with destiny. A frequent visitor of drug source countries is questioned in New York. A Canadian cowboy may be a mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183726 +0000" stop="20260915185920 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A Nicaraguan traveler wants to visit his American girlfriend but CBP is concerned he may not leave. In Blaine, a traveler's plan to start an e-vape venture may go up in smoke. A couple returning from a Canadian casino could go bust. At the mail facility in Chicago, something's cooking with packets of powdered pork seasoning. Officers drill into a locked box discovered in a traveler's vehicle. In Buffalo, American indie rockers skid to a halt on the road to stardom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185920 +0000" stop="20260915192114 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bus passenger presents curious concoctions at JFK Airport. A Chicago canine sniffs out a stash of cash. A Canadian vehicle may be far too seedy to enter Detroit. In Washington State, officers discover an American's alter ego. Officers rake through suspicious henna leaves in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192114 +0000" stop="20260915194307 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In Chicago, officers find some questionable medicine. Meanwhile, hikers get into trouble and an architect's story seems sketchy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122329 +0000" stop="20260915125246 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Beautiful Blackmailer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is enlisted to retrieve a sex tape that a female escort is using to extort money from a married New Jersey man. With Ray and George in tow, Jonathan ends up in a motel room with the escort, who attempts to blackmail him as well. Can the very stoned Ray and George save Jonathan's neck before the woman's enraged brother breaks it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125246 +0000" stop="20260915131829 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Stolen Sperm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Concerned over the sudden disappearance of the two lesbians who have been buying his sperm, Ray enlists Jonathan to help him track the couple down. After breaking into their apartment, Jonathan learns the pair has flown the coop--but not without leaving behind a clue that both shocks and intrigues Ray. Meanwhile, George ignores Jonathan's warnings by publishing a disparaging editorial about Richard Antrem (Oliver Platt), sending his publishing rival into a fit of rage at the local watering hole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131829 +0000" stop="20260915134721 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Dive - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Having picked up the gauntlet thrown down by Richard – and having thwarted a blackmail bid aimed at getting Jonathan to take a dive – the Edition team gear up for a tripleheader boxing challenge against their GQ rivals. But with the bouts only hours away, the women in their lives offer some compelling reasons why winning isn’t everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134721 +0000" stop="20260915141202 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the Dungeon! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is hired by a police officer to erase the hard drive of an S&amp;M club computer to prevent potentially embarrassing information from coming out as the officer has received word that the club is about to be raided. Leah breaks it off with Ray. George is asked to cut back on expensive meals to prevent the Magazine from going under.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141202 +0000" stop="20260915143715 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make it Quick, Fitzgerald! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is hired by Richard Antrem, George's nemesis and boxing foe, to investigate Richard's suspicions that his wife Priscilla, George's ex, is having an affair. Jonathan's insecurities resurface when Stella announces she's not over her first love. George has a new female urologist; Ray plots to win back Leah by penning a comic book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143715 +0000" stop="20260915150402 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gowanus Canal Has Gonorrhea! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>George worries about remaining “intact” after getting some sobering news from his new urologist, Dr. Kenwood. A bad day for Jonathan gets worse when a pair of S&amp;M henchmen kidnap him. They demand a ransom which calls “GI” George &amp; Ray to action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150402 +0000" stop="20260915153233 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Been Living Like a Demented God! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A professor hires Jonathan to track down a valuable item. George finds an alibi to explain the results of his drug test. Flushed with cash from his “Super Ray” comic book, Ray heads to the bar – and meets a familiar barfly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153233 +0000" stop="20260915155758 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forty-Two Down! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jonathan attempts to repair the relationship between a poet/limousine driver and his wife. Ray has a meeting with Kevin Bacon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155758 +0000" stop="20260915162406 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Leah hires Jonathan to help find her new dog, “Little Ray.” Ray joins Jonathan in the search for the dog, getting some inside help. A reflective George heads to the hospital for surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162406 +0000" stop="20260915164621 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the Castle! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A dermatologist enlists Jonathan to deliver a letter to his intended at an Asian health spa. Jonathan takes Ray to the spa for his birthday, with George and his new chauffeur Vikram in tow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164621 +0000" stop="20260915171142 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Ray is Mortal! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A mad stalker imperils Ray on the eve of the Brooklyn Comic Con. With the help of Officer Drake, he and Jonathan piece together leads to track down the perp. George decides to make a stand at work. Jonathan has another battle with his nemesis, Louis Greene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171142 +0000" stop="20260915173721 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde in the Woods - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After celebrating the release of his new book, Jonathan learns some distressing familial news. George reunites with his daughter Emily and Ray spends time with his biological son Spencer. Meanwhile, Jonathan's latest case leaves him in a precarious position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173721 +0000" stop="20260915180236 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumball! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On the run from the police, Jonathan and Ray turn to Howard (Patton Oswalt) for help with trying to find out who framed Jonathan for murder, while George runs interference for them in his own inimitable, marijuana-induced way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180236 +0000" stop="20260915182746 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Clock of Time - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Already nervous about his appearance on "The New Dick Cavett Show," Jonathan is thrown for a loop when another scheduled guest happens to be his nemesis, Louis Greene (John Hodgman). Meanwhile, Ray's attentiveness as a father is tested; and George is floored by Emily and Bernard's latest news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182746 +0000" stop="20260915185331 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Could Sing a Duet - S03E04</title>
    <desc>George urges Jonathan to show Emily what it's like to be out with a younger man, but they wind up on a stakeout with a wannabe gumshoe (Brett Gelman) impersonating Jonathan. Meanwhile, George goes out on the town with Bernard, but is shocked to learn that Richard Antrem (Oliver Platt) is a competing restaurateur; and Ray is drawn to an older woman (Olympia Dukakis) after a fight with Leah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185331 +0000" stop="20260915192039 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Keep Taking Baths Like Lady Macbeth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jonathan and George see a "friendship" counselor (Sarah Silverman). George begins taking singing lessons from Josephine (Mary Steenburgen), a delightful pothead. Jonathan attempts to win back George's affection. Ray becomes irresistible to women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192039 +0000" stop="20260915194340 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Large Pearls and a Bar of Gold - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jonathan's college sweetheart hires him to guard her wedding jewels and remind her of their prenuptial pact.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123542 +0000" stop="20260915132250 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money, Honey - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Bosch dives deeper into Daisy Clayton's troubled past. Edgar scrambles to find evidence confirming Bosch's suspicions in the Kent case. Hovan goes undercover to learn more about Avril's criminal dealings. Crate and Barrel return to the Homicide table, but their celebration is overshadowed by bad news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132250 +0000" stop="20260915140454 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ace Hotel - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Chandler brokers a plea deal that leads to a confession, giving Bosch and Edgar all they need to go after Kent's killer. Bosch digs deeper into a street hustle involving Daisy, but Elizabeth causes trouble when she pursues a lead on her own. Irving pitches a new task force aimed at combatting homelessness. Billets puts Vega and Pierce in an awkward position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140454 +0000" stop="20260915144724 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Feelings - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Working to close the murder of the Federal Informant, Bosch and Edgar reveal an explosive new clue. Dwight pressures Edgar to do more to bring his son's killers to justice. Barrel receives a politically damaging old recording of Chief Irving. Billets adds a familiar face to her new task force, while Pierce makes a report to Captain Cooper that causes friction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144724 +0000" stop="20260915153111 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Six weeks later, Judge Sobel hears Chandler's objections to Bosch's key evidence against Alicia Kent. Irving's new task force has a win. Hovan and Edgar are on the verge of bringing down Avril. Billets gets a call from IA and while working his way through a list of new suspects in the Daisy Clayton case, Bosch uncovers a chilling connection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153111 +0000" stop="20260915161719 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Sacred Night - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bosch closes in on a suspect in the Daisy Clayton murder as Elizabeth begins to unravel. Edgar discovers Avril is as cunning as ever and worries he'll slip away. The car czar makes a hard play to force Irving out of the mayoral race and IA investigates the complaint against Billets. In Bosch's crosshairs, Daisy's killer makes a shocking confession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161719 +0000" stop="20260915170223 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Measure of Justice - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Irving and Maddie make big decisions about their futures. Bosch and Edgar, having weathered unexpected tragedies, share bitter frustration with a system that has seemingly failed them. But with the motion hearing on the Kent murder case evidence at hand, they're each faced with a choice: to let things go or take matters into their own hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170223 +0000" stop="20260915174503 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazen - S07E01</title>
    <desc>New Year’s Eve 2019. While Los Angeles celebrates, a fire breaks out in an East Hollywood apartment building killing several residents including a ten-year-old girl. When it’s determined to be arson, Detective Harry Bosch arrives on the scene but his partner is noticeably absent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174503 +0000" stop="20260915183012 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog You Feed - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bosch and Edgar follow a lead in the arson fire case to the famed Magic Castle. Billets ruffles feathers in the officer ranks. After Chandler’s new client spends a night in jail, he offers up a 'muy grande pescado' as his get-out-of-jail-free card.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183012 +0000" stop="20260915191208 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabes Demasiado - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Bosch and Edgar track down La Mayorista, but Bosch asks Vega to assist after Edgar makes a costly error. Chandler and Maddie record Franzen’s statement for the SEC before Chandler stashes him away in a safehouse. Irving and Lopez discuss the arson case, each concealing their true agendas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191208 +0000" stop="20260915195213 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Play - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Bosch is pulled away from the arson case to a double homicide in the Hollywood Hills and finds RHD Detective Jimmy Robertson on the scene. When the harassment of Billets escalates, Cooper and Thorne are angry that she reported it to IA instead of talking to them. Maddie makes a shocking discovery. Bosch and Edgar try to get Alvarez to talk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120715 +0000" stop="20260915123229 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Must Go On - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Isabelle steals the show from Bob The Comic by singing "New York, New York" during his stand-up act, Kip and Henry arrange for her to sing at a night club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123229 +0000" stop="20260915125742 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hospital - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sonny recruits Buffy and Hildy to volunteer as "candy stripers" when the hospital where she works becomes short on staff. Kip discovers he has competition for Sonny affections in the form of Jim, a blind patient who knows Buffy and Hildy are men. Amy finds herself in over her head when she substitutes for a sick Lilly as the hotel's manager.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125742 +0000" stop="20260915132256 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Henry feels left out when Kip renews his friendship with a rock and roll star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132256 +0000" stop="20260915134758 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cahoots - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kip and Amy form a pact to use their inside information to help each other win over Sonny and Henry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134758 +0000" stop="20260915141314 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth and Other Lies - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After not being about to take Sonny back to his apartment after a date, Kip decided to reveal his secret to Sonny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141314 +0000" stop="20260915143827 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Henry reluctantly agrees to spend the money that he and Kip are saving for a T-Bill on his Uncle Mort's commercial production company, unaware that Mort owes $17,000 to loanshark Victor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143827 +0000" stop="20260915150340 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reunion - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At his high school reunion, Henry encounters a deaf girl he dumped as his prom date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150340 +0000" stop="20260915152754 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for You, One for Me - S02E04</title>
    <desc>At "60 Seconds Street"'s first shareholder's meeting, Herny puts a cap on Kip's abuse of his expense account. While Kip is away on a skiing holiday with Sonny, Henry is arrested for buying a stolen video recorder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152754 +0000" stop="20260915155259 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road to Monte Carlo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry use insurance money from a elevator accident to take a vacation in Monte Carlo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155259 +0000" stop="20260915161812 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WaterBalloonGate - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry get into trouble when they drop a water balloon on a government official's car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161812 +0000" stop="20260915164300 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All You Need is Love - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Henry begins getting tired of his relationship status--so he decides to submit a personal ad to a video dating service. But when he thinks he found the girl of his dreams--he soon finds out that she's not exactly normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164300 +0000" stop="20260915170814 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Other Than That, She's a Wonderful Person - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Henry starts to date an interior decorator that nobody else can stand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170814 +0000" stop="20260915173322 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slightly Illustrated Man - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Amy and Kip decide they will get tattoos to show their devotion to Henry and Sonny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173322 +0000" stop="20260915175836 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Percent Solution - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ruth and Kip and Henry compete for Amy's deciding two percent of company stock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175836 +0000" stop="20260915182345 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cablevision - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry produce a TV show, on cable, trying to advertise their client's product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182345 +0000" stop="20260915184839 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grandfather - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Henry saves a gangster's granddaughter from being hit by a car and then must put up with the man's `favors'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184839 +0000" stop="20260915191347 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kip Off the Old Block - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Kip learns his parents are heading for a divorce, it's time for him to play the role of peacemaker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191347 +0000" stop="20260915193820 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hildy's Dirt Nap - S02E14</title>
    <desc>An immigrant gets a crush on Hildy; much to the dismay of Henry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120606 +0000" stop="20260915123023 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Halloween is the perfect cover for the Boss Baby and his costumed field team to sneak into the belly of the beast. But Staci's got plans to stop them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123023 +0000" stop="20260915125440 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's a Good Baby? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Baby love has never been higher. But a crash is coming, and the Boss Baby and his crew are determined to bring Bubbeezee down for good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125440 +0000" stop="20260915131857 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yellow 100 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As the newly named CEO, the Boss Baby sets a goal for baby love to hit 100%. But now everyone's working overtime to please him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131857 +0000" stop="20260915134314 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pyg &amp; Tam - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Boss Baby declares war on a new threat: a popular TV show starring a pygmy goat, a tamandua and their human handler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134314 +0000" stop="20260915140731 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conference Room B - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Company morale is so low that the Boss Baby throws a last-minute cupcake party, then sends a manager to help Tim handle some family business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140731 +0000" stop="20260915143152 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Plan - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Boss Baby's next scheme to increase baby love? A petition to change the local soccer team's name from the Hive to the Babies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143152 +0000" stop="20260915145611 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Owls - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After sneaking into a grown-up movie, Tim decides he's mature enough for the adult world. Meanwhile, Boss Baby sleeps over at a friend's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145611 +0000" stop="20260915152028 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>OCB - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's the Boss Baby's worst nightmare when a consultant comes to Baby Corp with zany ideas, then sets his sights on the CEO's job.</desc>
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    <title>Chicago - S04E07</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Windy City to see Gigi and Grandpa, the Boss Baby comes face to face with an ambitious infant who's masquerading as an adult.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Boss - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Boss Baby's away at a checkup, so it's up to interim manager Staci to fend off three wars: one from Pyg &amp; Tam, one from OCB and one from Bug the Pug.</desc>
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    <title>Boom Baby - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Boss Baby discovers an old Mega Fat initiative called Project Boom — and it's threatening to ruin baby rights everywhere.</desc>
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    <title>The Fumbling of Football Mike - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After the Boss Baby accidentally sells Tim's favorite toy at a yard sale, he uses company resources to try and get it back.</desc>
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    <title>Teambuilding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Baby Corp is dismantled and comms are down, but that won't stop the Boss Baby from rallying to reunite his employees. Tim spends one last day with Danny.</desc>
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    <title>Theo 100 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>With diapers piling up in the Templetons' basement, the Boss Baby crafts a plan to break into Baby Corp, kick out his enemies and take his business back.</desc>
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    <title>Scooter Buskie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The constantly crying "worst baby in the world" is making life miserable for all of his neighbors.  Can Boss Baby's field team turn things around?</desc>
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    <title>Cat's in the Cradle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Competition for cuteness heats up when a stray kitten appears on the Templetons' doorstep and the family decides to take him in.</desc>
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    <title>Family Fun Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Family Fun NIght turns into Baby Work Night when trouble follows the Templetons to the grand opening of a seemingly purr-fect restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Formula for Menace: A Dekker Moonboots Mystery - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tim's alter ego, space detective Dekker Moonboots, steps in to solve a Baby Corp mystery -- and mounting clues suggest it's an inside job.</desc>
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    <title>Monster Machine - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Field team enters one of their own in the prestigious Lil' Dumpling Pageant to make sure the winner is someone Baby Corp can trust.</desc>
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    <title>Schmidt Happens - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A Sudanese native wants to sue the U.S. government for the lack of action taken against the mayhem happening in his country and Paul looks to Lori to take the case. Founding partner Shirley Schmidt arrives with a mission to bring order to the firm. While making herself known, she has to deal with Denny who does not wanting her there, help with Lori's extremely high profile case, and learns that she has to keep her eye on Alan. Alan ends up defending a man who killed his mother in a fit of rage but by accident.</desc>
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    <title>From Whence We Came - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Lori, along with Denny and Shirley, defends a school superintendent who fired two science teachers because they refused to teach creationism and is now being sued by them.  Alan learns his assistant has expressed concern about their work relationship.  While dealing with that issue, Alan discovers that his client Bernard Ferrion, who killed his mother, needs legal help again. One of the members of the firm is fired and learns that a close associate is not too keen on lending a supportive hand.</desc>
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    <title>It Girls and Beyond - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Brad becomes attracted to his client who being sued for having a relationship with her boss merely for financial purposes. To make matters more difficult, Brad convinces himself that she is lying about her being a lesbian. Alan is asked to second chair on Denny's trial case where a doctor is being sued for prescribing a drug that has not been FDA approved. While working on that, Denny is on a personal mission to prove that he is a competent attorney. Meanwhile, the staff tries to deal with Alan's out-spoken new assistant, Catherine Piper.</desc>
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    <title>Til We Meat Again - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While out with Tara, Alan ends up causing a bar room brawl and as a result, becomes arrested for conspiracy to commit assault and battery. Shirley and Denny represent a man whose steakhouse is being put out of business because the public wants to ban red meat for fear of Mad Cow disease.</desc>
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    <title>Tortured Souls - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Shirley asks Alan Shore to use his odious lawyering to help her defend a police officer accused of torture. Donny Crane returns and is the opposing counsel in Denny's case, with Chelina Hall as second chair, where a woman wants to sue her former boyfriend for    saying no to her at the alter.  For Denny, this is an easy case, for Donny this is to settle a score with Denny for letting him believe for 25 years that he was his father. Meanwhile, Bernard Ferrion is befriended by Catherine and Alan finds variance with that.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sales Ring - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Milton Bombay is asking the courts to allow him to be frozen until another century so he can continue his legacy of being a great lawyer and needs Denny and Shirley to defend him. Alan and Chelina defends a high school student who accuses his teacher of censorship when he blocks out a news station on the school's televisions.</desc>
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    <title>Death Be Not Proud - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Chelina asks Alan to assist her in Texas because her former client is getting executed but may be innocent of the crime.  An old friend of Denny and Shirley asks them for legal representation when she charged with having sexual encounters for a fee.  Lori files a complaint about Denny with Shirley and Paul and they seriously consider doing something about it; especially when they suspect he performed an unethical act on his recent case.</desc>
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    <title>The Black Widow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan Shore and Brad Chase represent Kelly Nolan who is on trial for poisoning her husband. Meanwhile, Tara Wilson second-chairs for Shirley Schmidt and is shocked to find that the opposing counsel is her former lover, Malcolm Holmes. Garrett Wells and Sara Holt assist Denise Bauer on a case where a Jewish man felt violated when his Christian co-workers held Bible readings in the workplace. To make things worse, Denise is served with divorce papers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182309 +0000" stop="20260915190702 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schadenfreude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Kelly Nolan trial continues, but Alan, Denny and Brad fear the worst when Kelly's cold demeanor begins to turn off the jury.  Meanwhile, Garrett and Sara are enlisted to help Denise in her divorce settlement and Malcolm convinces Tara to represent Johnny Damon, Edwin Starr's nephew, whose performance of "War" strikes a nerve at a nightclub.</desc>
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    <title>Finding Nimmo - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Denny takes Alan to Nimmo Bay, Canada, to help him get over his breakup with Tara. Catherine confesses to Bernard's murder. Sara and Garrett take extreme measures to help Denise challenge her husband's alimony demands in their divorce proceedings.</desc>
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    <title>Wheel of Misfortune - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A widow who almost died three times while healing from her tummy tuck seeks Dr. Dubrow’s expertise in getting rid of what she calls Vagina Island; a woman bullied because of her “pig nose” hopes Dr. Nassif can make her a tip.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Days Are Over - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A single mother is desperate for Dr. Nassif's help after a dog bite took the tip of her nose and turned her into a recluse. A woman with a butt foot hopes Dr. Dubrow can help fix a 40-year-old wound. The King of BBL's aims for a micro-mini waist.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Lava Booty - S08E03</title>
    <desc>A woman who sought a more voluptuous booty is left with scars and a missing butt cheek, challenging Dr. Dubrow to perform a surgery he doesn't usually condone; Dr. Nassif tackles a nose that moves like a windshield wiper.</desc>
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    <title>A Scar is Born - S08E04</title>
    <desc>A woman who was born with her intestines on the outside of her body now has a stomach full of scars; a celebrity impersonator who's spent more than $1 million in plastic surgery hopes to remove baby oil from inside her breasts.</desc>
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    <title>Mishaps in Mexico - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dubrow helps a wife who feels betrayed after a disastrous mommy makeover in Mexico where her husband secretly told the surgeon to give her implants. Dr. Nassif attempts to repair horrible scarring on a woman's neck.</desc>
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    <title>Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The self-proclaimed "Lips of Los Angeles" wants to be pumped, plumped and frozen; a woman needs Dr. Nassif to fix her nose after it was eaten away by an autoimmune disease; a young woman wants Dr. Dubrow to enhance her brick-shaped breasts.</desc>
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    <title>London's Nose Is Falling Down - S08E07</title>
    <desc>A woman whose nose collapses after years of cocaine abuse seeks Dr. Nassif's help; a man hopes Dr. Dubrow will fix his soup bowl-looking chest; an influencer is eager to become her online personae and get the biggest boobs in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Sep-EAR-ation Anxiety - S08E08</title>
    <desc>A woman tired of hiding her recurring keloid needs Dr. Nassif to rid her ear of the enormous growth. A superfan wants to emulate a famous celebrity's trademark figure but can't seem to get his booty big enough. A victim of domestic abuse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180948 +0000" stop="20260915185237 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Got Front Butt - S08E09</title>
    <desc>A woman is left with a front butt on her stomach after a mommy-makeover. A familiar face from Botched By Nature returns with a collapsed nose. An influencer who believes her body is a surgically sculpted work of art hates the scars on her breasts.</desc>
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    <title>Doctor Nose Best - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Left feeling like something out of a horror movie, a woman has a huge hole in her nose from cancer and facial reconstruction and hides it with a prosthetic; Dr. Nassif must undergo skin cancer treatments of his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Uninvited - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cory is utterly surprised when he learns that he has been invited to a party by one of the school's most popular girls, Melissa, but Shawn hasn't.
Meanwhile, Alan thinks he's getting old.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? - S02E06</title>
    <desc>In this Halloween episode, Cory gets bitten by a runaway "wolf." Unfortunately, he starts getting symptoms which a fortune teller says may be signs that he is turning into a werewolf.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wake Up, Little Cory - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cory and Topanga are paired up by Mr. Turner to work on a movie about sex for a school project, interviewing their friends and families on the subject. Rumors fly, however, when they fall asleep trying to pull an all-nighter finishing it.</desc>
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    <title>Band on the Run - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cory and Shawn lie to impress girls, saying that they are in a band called The Exits, but they are exposed when Mr. Feeny books them to play at the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134117 +0000" stop="20260915140342 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear Strikes Out - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cory vows never to date again after he can't find the courage to kiss Topanga at a party.</desc>
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    <title>Sister Theresa - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cory winds up on a date with Harley's sister, T.K., when Amy challenges him to be polite for just one day and see where it gets him. And Harley is a bit overprotective of his sister...</desc>
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    <title>The Beard - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Poor Shawn: so many girls, so little time! When two girls are after him at once, he decides that he and Cory should take turns dating them so he can decide who he likes better. But they're both in trouble when Cory falls in love with one of the girls and Shawn can't get along with the other one.
Meanwhile, Alan and Amy fight about spending too much money.</desc>
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    <title>Turnaround - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Sadie Hawkins Dance comes around, and when Cory is asked by a school nerd, Ingrid, he and Shawn attempt to give her a total makeover.</desc>
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    <title>Cyrano - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Cory and Shawn have a choice: help Frankie woo the girl he likes, or die. It seems like a no brainer until they realize that the girl was Harley's girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Alan makes the mistake of getting Amy a trash compacter for their anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Not a Crook - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Cory makes a large mistake when he fires Shawn as his campaign manager while running for Class President. Shawn then decides to run himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155546 +0000" stop="20260915161811 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cory's over-sensitive new girlfriend, Wendy, is planning their whole future together. But when Cory tries to break up with her, she ends up crying, and he takes her back.</desc>
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    <title>Danger Boy - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When his girlfriend's younger sister comes to town, Eric asks Shawn on a double-date instead of Cory, which makes Cory decide to get a new image as a "bad boy".</desc>
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    <title>On the Air - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Cory's radio show is cancelled by Mr. Feeny when they move to an inappropriate broadcasting format.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170243 +0000" stop="20260915172444 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By Hook or By Crook - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Eric is uncertain what to do when an attractive history tutor offers to help him cheat on a test, which would raise his grade enough to take the class trip to Europe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172444 +0000" stop="20260915174709 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Side of the Tracks - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When a girl refuses to go out with him, Shawn decides to live up to his reputation, and begins hanging out with Harley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174709 +0000" stop="20260915180934 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Quiz - S02E20</title>
    <desc>While delivering revised reports to Mr. Turner's house, Cory and Shawn find his schedule, and feel guilty when they study for a pop quiz.</desc>
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    <title>The Thrilla' in Phila' - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cory realizes that the school year is nearly over, and that he doesn't have any extracurricular activities to list in the yearbook, so he joins the wrestling team.</desc>
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    <title>Career Day - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Shawn's mother runs away - with his and his father's trailer home, Shawn must stay at Cory's while his father hunts her down. This happens on career day, on which Cory is feeling embarrassed because he feels his Dad's job is too boring.</desc>
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    <title>Home - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Shawn's dad leaves in search of his runaway wife, and Shawn moves in with Cory's family temporarily. Meanwhile, Eric is having trouble studying for his SATs.</desc>
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    <title>My Best Friend's Girl - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ignoring Cory's feelings, Shawn asks Topanga on a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125926 +0000" stop="20260915140432 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Department of Dirty Tricks - S04E01</title>
    <desc>CALLING ALL PATRIOTS.  BE AT THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW FOR HOMELANDER’S #VERDICT AND BE READY.  IF THE CORRUPT “JUSTICE” SYSTEM WANTS TO F**K AROUND, THEY’RE GONNA FIND OUT.  #HOMEFREE</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140432 +0000" stop="20260915150626 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Among the Septics - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Did you know globalists put chemicals in food to make us gay, Dakota Bob is a demon from hell, and the Moon isn’t real? Find out what they don’t want you to know at #TruthCon!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150626 +0000" stop="20260915160653 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying Here - S04E03</title>
    <desc>This December at VoughtCoin Arena, experience the story of Christmas the way it was meant to be told... on ice! Vought Presents Vought on Ice! Tickets available now at VoughtOnIce.com!</desc>
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    <title>Wisdom of the Ages - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Vought News Network is proud to announce its new series #Truthbomb! Join host Firecracker and her celebrity guests for the live 6-hour premiere as they expose Starlight’s Adrenochrome Parties!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171307 +0000" stop="20260915182117 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Jabberwock, My Son - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Attention #superfans! This year at #V52 see A-Train live and in person, as he presents an exclusive sneak peek at his powerful, true-life story: TRAINING A-TRAIN! V52: Powered by fans, for fans!</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Business - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Vernon Correctional Services provides compassionate rehabilitation to those in our care to prepare them for successful community reentry. At Vernon, it’s not about custody. It’s about family.</desc>
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    <title>Peter and the Wolf - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Greg's date can only go out with him if he can get a date for her visiting cousin. So Greg gets Peter to wear a fake moustache and act like an older man on the double date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123708 +0000" stop="20260915130230 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Greg's Goat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Greg and his friends steal a rival school's mascot goat, but things get out of control when the goat proves to be too hard to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130230 +0000" stop="20260915132752 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marcia Gets Creamed - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Marcia loves her new job at the ice cream parlor -- until the shiftless Peter fouls things up and Jan outperforms her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132752 +0000" stop="20260915135314 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After Bobby pushes Peter out of the way of a falling ladder, Peter volunteers to be Bobby's slave for life. But Bobby takes advantage of the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135314 +0000" stop="20260915141835 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback Sneak - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Marcia's new beau, the quarterback of the rival Fairview team, uses her to get to Greg's Westdale playbook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141835 +0000" stop="20260915144356 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try, Try Again - S05E10</title>
    <desc>After a string of failures, Jan becomes she has no talent -- until she discovers tap dancing, which drives the Brady family crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Cincinnati Kids - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Mike brings along the family on a business trip to an amusement park in Cincinnati. But when a mix-up occurs with Mike's blueprints, the Bradys must scour the park to find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150918 +0000" stop="20260915153439 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elopement - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The family mistakenly believes that Sam and Alice are eloping, so they plan a wedding reception.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Popularity - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jan is competing in a popularity contest at school. However, she finds herself making promises to her classmates that she can't keep.</desc>
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    <title>Kelly's Kids - S05E14</title>
    <desc>This failed backdoor pilot attempt finds the Bradys' friends, the Kellys, adopting three ethnically diverse boys and dealing with an inhospitable neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>The Driver's Seat - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Greg and Marcia settle a bet about their driving skills by participating in a head-to-head competition, with the whole family cheering them on.</desc>
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    <title>Out of This World - S05E16</title>
    <desc>After meeting an astronaut, Bobby and Peter claim to have spotted a UFO and camp out in the backyard to get it on film.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171538 +0000" stop="20260915174103 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome Aboard - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Carol tells Mike she's expecting an addition to the family, eavesdropping Cindy and Bobby think that Carol is pregnant and pass the rumor along to the rest of the family. But the new addition isn't a baby, it's Carol's nephew Oliver, a clumsy boy who seems to bring trouble wherever he goes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174103 +0000" stop="20260915180552 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Petes in a Pod - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Peter meets a schoolmate who looks and sounds exactly like him. When Peter finds he has two dates for the same night, he hatches a plan to use his doppelganger to stand in for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180552 +0000" stop="20260915183115 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Secret - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When an FBI agent visits to check Mike's security clearance, Bobby and Oliver become convinced that Mike is working on plans for a top-secret project. They also suspect Sam of being an international spy scheming to steal the plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183115 +0000" stop="20260915185633 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snooperstar - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to trap the snooping Cindy, which leads Cindy to believe a talent scout wants her to be the next Shirley Temple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185633 +0000" stop="20260915192157 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hustler - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews, sends the family a pool table, Bobby becomes obsessed with pool, challenging all comers including Mr. Matthews himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192157 +0000" stop="20260915194723 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hair-Brained Scheme - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Wanting to get rich quick, Bobby begins selling bottles of hair tonic. But the tonic turns Greg's hair orange just days before his high-school graduation. In what happened to be the final episode of the series, series star Robert Reed got himself written out of the episode when he objected to the episode's plotline and writing and neither he nor the Schwartzes would budge.</desc>
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    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123754 +0000" stop="20260915130047 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130047 +0000" stop="20260915132331 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superheroes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Super vision, super hearing and super strength aren't just for mythical heroes. These amazing powers are real -- and, believe it or not, you have them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132331 +0000" stop="20260915134632 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreams - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whether they're good or bad, we all have them. But what do dreams mean -- and is it possible to control them? Let's drift off to dreamland to find out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134632 +0000" stop="20260915141113 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Let's zoom to the farthest reaches of the galaxy to discover what stars are made of, whether aliens could exist and how space affects the human body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141113 +0000" stop="20260915143330 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotions - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When it comes to your emotions, who's in charge: you or them? We'll dig into feelings, what grosses you out and whether laughter is actually contagious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143330 +0000" stop="20260915145736 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motivation - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Need a boost? Discover how motivation works -- and how to master it -- by learning the key to getting things done that you’d much rather skip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145736 +0000" stop="20260915152129 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oceans - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Join Sahana for a journey under the sea to learn about ocean layers, discover how fish can drown and meet some of the strangest creatures on the planet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152129 +0000" stop="20260915154632 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinking - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder where thoughts come from, how to think faster or how to overcome irrational thinking? Good news: We think we've got the answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154632 +0000" stop="20260915161106 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Forces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>You can't see them ... but they're there. Learn how hidden forces like gravity, magnetism and electricity hold the world as we know it together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161106 +0000" stop="20260915163519 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creativity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Creativity is your friend. But what do you do when it's blocked? Learn how to unlock the secrets to becoming more creative -- no matter who you are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163519 +0000" stop="20260915165922 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Want to get better at remembering? We'll learn what memory is, how memories are formed and how to improve your recall with some very cool hacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165922 +0000" stop="20260915172316 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Parents - S01E13</title>
    <desc>We're pitting kids against their parents in an epic battle of the ages with both mental and physical challenges. Who will win? It's anyone's guess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172316 +0000" stop="20260915174749 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174749 +0000" stop="20260915181042 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181042 +0000" stop="20260915183326 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superheroes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Super vision, super hearing and super strength aren't just for mythical heroes. These amazing powers are real -- and, believe it or not, you have them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183326 +0000" stop="20260915185627 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreams - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whether they're good or bad, we all have them. But what do dreams mean -- and is it possible to control them? Let's drift off to dreamland to find out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185627 +0000" stop="20260915192108 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Let's zoom to the farthest reaches of the galaxy to discover what stars are made of, whether aliens could exist and how space affects the human body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192108 +0000" stop="20260915194324 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotions - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When it comes to your emotions, who's in charge: you or them? We'll dig into feelings, what grosses you out and whether laughter is actually contagious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120523 +0000" stop="20260915121650 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121650 +0000" stop="20260915122821 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122821 +0000" stop="20260915123932 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123932 +0000" stop="20260915125112 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125112 +0000" stop="20260915130240 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Brak - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Brak has a devoted admirer which is initially quite flattering.  But, when the admirer starts imitating him, Brak worries that he might be replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130240 +0000" stop="20260915131414 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pepper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dad believes the Mothership will take him away to be king of the alien world. Meanwhile, Zorak begins a relationship with an interesting alien named Pepper. Sisto joins the aliens on the Mothership for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131414 +0000" stop="20260915132531 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Brak, Mom, Dad and Thunderclese have been inivited over to dinner at the neighbor's house.  The neighbor include Franklin (A nervous dad whose nose always seems to be growing) Rhodna (A mother who lives in a steel box that keeps talking about everyone's judgement) and the son (A big fat guy that looks like a baby that can barley move around).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132531 +0000" stop="20260915133649 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Ski in Peace - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Brak wants to go to work with Father for ""Go To Work with your Father Day"". Brak's mom tells Brak the truth that Father doesn't work. Father shows mother a secret underground base, where he works for no money keeping Earth safe. Brak's mom forces him to get a real job at the local Ice Cream Shop. Meanwhile, Alien Ants from Outer Space attack while Father is away from his old job...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133649 +0000" stop="20260915134820 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braklet, Prince of Spaceland - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on the classic Hamlet story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134820 +0000" stop="20260915135923 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Brak's father offers to help Thundercleese win the heart of his true love. Zorak burns things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135923 +0000" stop="20260915141027 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows of Heat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Brak's father enlists the aid of a secret agent to pull off a caper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141027 +0000" stop="20260915142138 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are involved in an accident that must be kept secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142138 +0000" stop="20260915143310 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Hump - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After being bitten by a radioactive camel, Dad is given super-powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143310 +0000" stop="20260915144431 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy New Brak Show Go - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Brak wins a cereal contest, giving him his own TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144431 +0000" stop="20260915145548 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That I Desire You - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on a soap opera. Mom was blinded in a freak accident; Dad is an oil millionaire (but also a famous billionaire secret even to him). Brak has married his love, Connie. Zorak is a skin-bleached breast surgeon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145548 +0000" stop="20260915150703 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cardburkey - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Brak decides that living in a cardboard box will help land him an impressive girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150703 +0000" stop="20260915151819 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bawk Ba Gawk - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151819 +0000" stop="20260915152941 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldfish - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brak promises to take care of Mr. Thundercleese's goldfish, Mr. Tickles, while he is away. Goldfish eat ham don't they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152941 +0000" stop="20260915154106 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brak and Zorak didn't finish their homework on time, so they borrow Thundercleese's time machine to go back in time to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154106 +0000" stop="20260915155216 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Next Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Zorak makes Brak jealous when he develops a wonderful singing voice after accidentally having a pink lump knocked out of his throat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155216 +0000" stop="20260915160354 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hippo - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160354 +0000" stop="20260915161516 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161516 +0000" stop="20260915162653 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expiration Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162653 +0000" stop="20260915163809 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psychoklahoma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163809 +0000" stop="20260915164935 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dad and Zorak engage in a good old fashioned staring contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164935 +0000" stop="20260915170110 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170110 +0000" stop="20260915171226 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171226 +0000" stop="20260915172410 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172410 +0000" stop="20260915173537 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173537 +0000" stop="20260915174708 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174708 +0000" stop="20260915175819 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175819 +0000" stop="20260915180959 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180959 +0000" stop="20260915182127 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Brak - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Brak has a devoted admirer which is initially quite flattering.  But, when the admirer starts imitating him, Brak worries that he might be replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182127 +0000" stop="20260915183301 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pepper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dad believes the Mothership will take him away to be king of the alien world. Meanwhile, Zorak begins a relationship with an interesting alien named Pepper. Sisto joins the aliens on the Mothership for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183301 +0000" stop="20260915184418 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Brak, Mom, Dad and Thunderclese have been inivited over to dinner at the neighbor's house.  The neighbor include Franklin (A nervous dad whose nose always seems to be growing) Rhodna (A mother who lives in a steel box that keeps talking about everyone's judgement) and the son (A big fat guy that looks like a baby that can barley move around).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184418 +0000" stop="20260915185536 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Ski in Peace - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Brak wants to go to work with Father for ""Go To Work with your Father Day"". Brak's mom tells Brak the truth that Father doesn't work. Father shows mother a secret underground base, where he works for no money keeping Earth safe. Brak's mom forces him to get a real job at the local Ice Cream Shop. Meanwhile, Alien Ants from Outer Space attack while Father is away from his old job...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185536 +0000" stop="20260915190707 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braklet, Prince of Spaceland - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on the classic Hamlet story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190707 +0000" stop="20260915191810 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Brak's father offers to help Thundercleese win the heart of his true love. Zorak burns things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191810 +0000" stop="20260915192914 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows of Heat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Brak's father enlists the aid of a secret agent to pull off a caper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192914 +0000" stop="20260915194025 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are involved in an accident that must be kept secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194025 +0000" stop="20260915195156 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Hump - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After being bitten by a radioactive camel, Dad is given super-powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123215 +0000" stop="20260915131452 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lisa tries to finally get answers. She's made a lot of enemies on her way to the top, and she still has scores to settle. Who will make it out alive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131452 +0000" stop="20260915140644 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Exist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sunlit promise — and the darkest danger — lies around each bend when new director Lisa meets a powerful producer. But he wants more than she expects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140644 +0000" stop="20260915144745 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair of the Dog - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Rocked by a bizarre birth and thirsty for revenge, Lisa commits herself fully to the curse despite hateful visions. Roy unexpectedly steps up to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144745 +0000" stop="20260915152356 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Candle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lost in Boro's jungle and astonished by her rampaging plant, Lisa gets an unsavory proposition from Lou. First comes a screening — then the screams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152356 +0000" stop="20260915161139 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tadpole Smoothie - S01E04</title>
    <desc>If a weird door in the floor opens, why not go down it? As chaos reigns, Lou confronts Lisa. Clues to Boro's past materialize. A new opening appears.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jennifer - S01E05</title>
    <desc>You can't go home again: A wild woman reconnects with her family. Lou finds a frantic Mary and eyes a way to get back at Lisa. The prodigal son returns.</desc>
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    <title>Milk Bath - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mary goes deeper to realize an uncompromising vision. Boro shares her tale. Lisa perks up. Lou pushes for an ending, but will he get the one he wants?</desc>
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    <title>Egg - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A desperate Lisa kisses the toad, but blood-sex magic holds the key. Lou and Jonathan have a moment. A savage spirit accomplishes the impossible.</desc>
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    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lisa tries to finally get answers. She's made a lot of enemies on her way to the top, and she still has scores to settle. Who will make it out alive?</desc>
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    <title>I Exist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sunlit promise — and the darkest danger — lies around each bend when new director Lisa meets a powerful producer. But he wants more than she expects.</desc>
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    <title>Buddy - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Dallas Dodson is an old friend of BraveStarr who has a lame child named Buddy. Buddy wants to show his father he is capable of doing things. BraveStarr makes him an honorary undercover deputy, but Buddy ends up knocking BraveStarr out. Buddy decides to go after the outlaw by himself.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Town Was Taken - S01E39</title>
    <desc>While BraveStarr, Thirty-Thirty, and Fuzz rescue JB and Handlebar from dingoes, Tex Hex succeeds in activating Fort Kerium's defense mechanism. Fuzz's girlfriend, Wuzzella, is trapped inside.</desc>
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    <title>BraveStarr and the Medallion - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Tex Hex enlists the help of a stranger, Parluke, to infiltrate Starr Peak and extinguish the Shaman's magical fire. Parluke tricks Bravestarr into taking him to Starr Peak by showering him a medallion that is identical to the one Bravestarr has.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of a Pretty Lady - S01E41</title>
    <desc>JB gets sent one billion years into the past when heat lightning hits some raw kerium she is standing by. She is captured by giants, but is rescued by Fuzz's ancestor. Shaman sends Bravestarr after her through a magic portal while Thirty-Thirty and Fuzz must protect the portal from outlaws who would be glad to loose the judge and the marshall forever.</desc>
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    <title>Sunrise, Sunset - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Dorn joins a gang of bad guys and tries to rob a bank unsuccessfully. They hide from the law for nine months. In his absents and unknown to him, his wife is pregnant and his father is dying. Dorn gets a message out and his family visits, but Bravestarr follows.</desc>
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    <title>Call of the Wild - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Wild Child was raised by Dingoes but was found, and now he goes to school in Fort Kerium. He gets teased and wants to fight back. When everyone but Bravestarr and him are infected by an epidemic, he must travel to Iron Mountain with Bravestarr to find the cure.</desc>
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    <title>Tex But No Hex - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Stampede is frustrated with Tex Hex's failures and takes away his powers allowing Bravestarr to capture him. He is put on trial, but Hogtie is part of the jury making it almost impossible to convict Tex Hex.</desc>
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    <title>Space Zoo - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Fuzz visits his parents and disappears into a strange space warp that Chief Tussle found. Bravestarr goes after him and finds Fuzz caged with other animals. Another alien named Brankor has been collecting them.</desc>
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    <title>Tex's Terrible Night - S01E46</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Eve and Shaman visits Tex Hex to show him the past, present, and future with the focus on his past girlfriend, Ursula. Tex Hex learns that she is going to be on New Texas the day Stampede is planning his big attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152710 +0000" stop="20260915154850 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running Wild - S01E47</title>
    <desc>While Thirty-Thirty has his leg repaired Bravestarr tries to find the person responsible for destroying the water pod trees in New Cheyenne. The main suspect is Any's baby pet apecate, Rascal. An angry mob is formed, but Bracestarr finds the real culprit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154850 +0000" stop="20260915161031 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirty-Thirty Goes Camping - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Morebuck and Dingo Dan escape from a prison planet and return to New Texas where Skuzz has a treasure. Their map leads to the same spot Thirty-Thirty and five children have chosen as their camping site.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted Shield - S01E49</title>
    <desc>While raiding a weapon's department Scuzz and Thunder Stick find the Haunted Shield of Spectorus. Stampede uses the shield's reflecting powers to beat Shaman and sends him to the frozen plains of Doom. Bravestarr leaves to rescue him, and the Prairie People are left to defend themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163213 +0000" stop="20260915165357 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship of No Return - S01E50</title>
    <desc>JB's brother, Kevin, is captain of a Kerium freighter that arrives on New Texas, but there appears to be no one on the ship. A computer named Archon has decided that humans are too violent and has been exiling them to another dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Little Lie That Grew - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Dingo Dan and his gang burn down Niceie's home. Bravestarr offers Niceie a job as a jailer. Dingo Dan sees Posie, the daughter, and steals a doll. He blackmails her into helping him to free his buddies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171539 +0000" stop="20260915173723 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers in Crime - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Orville, a boy with a stutter, arrives on New Texas. He overhears two criminals - Karver, a rat with wings, and Grumble - talking about their plans. He gets kidnapped. Orville and Grumble become friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173723 +0000" stop="20260915175859 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherlock Holmes in the 23rd Century (1) - S01E53</title>
    <desc>When Sherlock Holmes plummets down Reichenbach Falls, a natural time warp transports him into the year 2249. He's soon teamed up with his great great grandniece and his first case is presented by Marshal BraveStarr, who is searching for a missing alien boy called Fleeder.</desc>
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    <title>Sherlock Holmes in the 23rd Century (2) - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Holmes, Dr. Wt'sn and their companions have been captured by Professor Moriarty, who has survived thanks to a spell of suspended animation and now aims to take over the entire Earth (and possibly beyond) using Fleeder's hypnotic singing talent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182038 +0000" stop="20260915184249 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Texas Blues - S01E55</title>
    <desc>The galactic music contest is held on New Texas. Stampede gives Tex Hex the Black Widow guitar that sows discord. Tex Hex then gives it to Johnny Bluestar to play. To drown it out, all the bands have to play their music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184249 +0000" stop="20260915190431 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeremiah and the Prairie People - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Jeremiah, an elder prospector, is saved by Bravestarr from an attack by Sandstorm land crabs. The Prairie People take Jeremiah in, showing the old hermit that people really do care about others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190431 +0000" stop="20260915192613 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After an argument between Thirty-Thirty and BraveStarr, Thirty-Thirty heads to the Hall of Equestroids and goes back into the past. BraveStarr who becomes concerned over Thirty-Thirty's disappearance soon follows after him. When he finds him, the two only manage to get into another argument.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192613 +0000" stop="20260915194754 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Idol - S01E02</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr must pursuit his former teacher and model Djingles Morgan, who has become a criminal murderer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120349 +0000" stop="20260915121032 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer King Bread - S01E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260915121032 +0000" stop="20260915121716 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Love, Choco - S01E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260915121716 +0000" stop="20260915122628 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chess King - S01E27</title>
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    <title>Magic Kettle - S02E14</title>
    <desc>On the way to work, Wilk accidentally helps a pretzel seller and receives an old kettle. The true identity of the old kettle is the magic kettle that grants wishes! The Steamed Bread Fairy in the Magic Pot tells Wilk that he will grant 300 wishes! Wilk begins to make everyone's wishes come true...</desc>
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    <title>Potato Chip's Chip - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Potato Chip makes a chip to control Bread to bankrupt the Bread Barbershop! If he puts this chip on Bread's forehead, he will behave the way Potato Chip wants?! Will Bread be able to survive Potato Chip's scheme?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125740 +0000" stop="20260915131156 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Princess's Wedding - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A cake princess who came to the Bread Barbershop to get her bridal makeup before the wedding. He puts a colorful decoration on her head and learns the truth... Cheesecake appears in front of the weary barber shop family. And her ex-boyfriend is the Cake Princess's groom-to-be?! The Bread Barbershop family goes out to help the cheesecake get revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131156 +0000" stop="20260915132736 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potato Chip and Sausage - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The barber shop family mets potato chip in the arcade. Bread and Potato Chip bet on a punching game and the winner gets a member of the barber shop staff... The winning potato chip takes sausage! Can potato chip and sausage get along well?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132736 +0000" stop="20260915134204 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put Your Best Foot Forward - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bread broke both arms from overexertion! He and Wilke start to binge on chocolate... Eventually Wilk and Choco run away from Bread. Will Bread be able to keep the barber shop on his own?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134204 +0000" stop="20260915135647 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choco's Blind Date - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Choco sticks to a single life~ Aunt Donut arranges a blind date for Choco like that... The identity of the blind date is a bagel with perfect specifications! What is the fate of Choco and Bagel?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135647 +0000" stop="20260915141123 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cursed Mirror - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Wilke broke the barber shop mirror! Wilk is buying an old mirror from an antique shop... The true identity of the old mirror is the mirror used by the best barbers of the Renaissance?! But a terrifying ghost appears in the mirror...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141123 +0000" stop="20260915142835 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheeserella - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A cake princess who is obsessed with mobile phone games and doesn't even show up at her birthday party. But the game is too difficult for Cake Princess! At that time, he meets Cheese, who is extremely good at games. But cheese soon leaves the Cake Palace... The Cake Princess is desperately looking for cheese.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142835 +0000" stop="20260915144547 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Fry-day - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Wilke wants to get a good haircut like Bread. He makes a wish to the steamed bread fairy he met in a dream that he wants to become like Bread... The next day, Bread and Wilk swap bodies?! Will Wilk, who has become bread, be able to get a haircut?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144547 +0000" stop="20260915150311 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strawberry and Chocolate - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Strawberry Cake and Chocolate Cake families have been enemies for generations! But chocolate cake Romeo and strawberry cake Juliet fall in love... Ultimately, Romeo decides to become a strawberry cake to fulfill his love for Juliet. Bread starts decorating Romeo with strawberry cake...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150311 +0000" stop="20260915152001 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Bread - S02E24</title>
    <desc>As a child, Bread left home with his father, Brandon, out of fear of being compared to his elite brothers. Brandon announces that he will visit the Bread Barbershop... Wilk, Choco, and the guest bread after hearing about Bread's situation, go ahead with the 'superstar bread making operation'. Can Bread give Brandon a good look?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152001 +0000" stop="20260915153420 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Wilk goes to the beauty school reunion! But unlike Wilk, who cleans at the barbershop, his friends already have high-level barber skills... Wilke and his friends happen to volunteer for a haircut at a moldy mildew patient's village. Can Wilk transform the heads of moldy buns?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153420 +0000" stop="20260915155046 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winner - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Red bean bread that came to the Bread Barbershop after a long time! He introduces Bread to Melon Bread, a student with great skills... Wilk and Melon will have a haircut assistant showdown! Will Wilke be able to beat Melon Bread?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155046 +0000" stop="20260915160316 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Cupcakes - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When rats attack the residents of Bakery Town, the Cake Queen looks for a sure solution — and someone to blame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160316 +0000" stop="20260915161632 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Boy Wilk - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Wilk becomes the hair shop's laughingstock when Bread finds out that his parents still treat him like a baby. Can Wilk learn to act his age?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161632 +0000" stop="20260915162928 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Wall - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Wondering what lies behind the town's great wall, Chocolate Boy raises the question to his grandmother, who has an answer — and a story to tell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162928 +0000" stop="20260915164235 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of calculation - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After being replaced by Potato Chip's new robot cashier, Choco finds the brilliant math tutor, Mr. Naan, to sharpen her arithmetic skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164235 +0000" stop="20260915165601 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take care of my hair - S03E05</title>
    <desc>At a hairdressing competition where Bread is the record-holding champion, a new contestant joins in, looking to shake things up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165601 +0000" stop="20260915170647 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yoga Master - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bread attempts to learn yoga after miraculously recovering from a back injury with the help of a gummy yogi and therapist, Ms. Jelly.</desc>
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    <title>Steambun's Moving Day - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A series of curious incidents at Bread's shop land Wilk and Choco in trouble. Can they figure out who's been trying to sabotage them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171942 +0000" stop="20260915173159 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost House - S03E08</title>
    <desc>On Halloween, the barbershop trio tour a haunted mansion with performers who aren't spooky at all. Bread lends a hand so they can look the part.</desc>
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    <title>Wilk and the Beanstalk - S03E09</title>
    <desc>On the way to run an errand for Bread, Wilk encounters a poor old lady who sells him beans that hold an extraordinary surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174433 +0000" stop="20260915175540 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Milk, Bilk - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Wilk's cousin from the country comes to town, he impresses Bread with his dessert-making skills — until his passion gets the better of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175540 +0000" stop="20260915180819 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Rice Cakes - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bread narrowly escapes perils of many kinds and realizes that his life is in danger! Can he find out why he has a target on his back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180819 +0000" stop="20260915182234 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold, The Smart, and The Strong - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Sausage falls into Lake Sink during a camping trip, the lake's guardian offers Bread and Wilk a different sausage to take home</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182234 +0000" stop="20260915183618 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jealous of Bread's success, Potato Chip decides to travel back in time and stop Bread from pursuing his dream as a hairdresser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183618 +0000" stop="20260915184946 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sugary Revenge - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The crystal citizens of a sugary city decide to fight back against greedy baked goods — but first, they need Master Bread's help to get bigger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184946 +0000" stop="20260915190242 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macaron's Biggest Fan - S03E15</title>
    <desc>At the Flavor of the Month Contest, Vanilla Ice Cream feels like he's too boring to win — until he gets a visit from Master Bread and Wilk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190242 +0000" stop="20260915191559 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flavor of the Month - S03E16</title>
    <desc>At the Flavor of the Month Contest, Vanilla Ice Cream feels like he's too boring to win — until he gets a visit from Master Bread and Wilk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191559 +0000" stop="20260915192935 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alley Barbershop - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Bread is a contestant on "Alley Barbershop," a TV show that saves failing hair salons. Can the Master help three struggling barbers stay in business?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192935 +0000" stop="20260915194314 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mommy Cake's Makeover - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Choco recognizes that an overworked and underappreciated mom is due for a makeover — so for her birthday, Choco gives her a present she'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915194314 +0000" stop="20260915195728 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Expectations - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After learning of the rising real estate prices in Bakery Town, Master Bread decides to renovate the barbershop and discovers a surprise in the walls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121857 +0000" stop="20260915131658 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Becoming the One - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With pressure at an all-time high, Coco Gauff and Frances Tiafoe fight for greatness at the 2023 US Open. Who will serve a victory — or stumble in a loss?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131658 +0000" stop="20260915140600 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Maverick - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nick Kyrgios, whose reputation as tennis's "bad boy" threatens to overshadow his talent, fights to find joy on the court at the 2022 Australian Open.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140600 +0000" stop="20260915145935 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Crown - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Novak Djokovic's ban from the Australian Open leaves an opportunity for a newcomer to rise to the top. Can Italy's Matteo Berrettini step up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145935 +0000" stop="20260915155101 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Dreaming - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Indian Wells tournament means big money, big names — and for California native Taylor Fritz, a potentially career-changing match against Rafael Nadal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155101 +0000" stop="20260915163445 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Expectations - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spanish star Paula Badosa feels the pressure of entering the Madrid Open as a hometown favorite, while Tunisia's Ons Jabeur looks to make history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163445 +0000" stop="20260915172326 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Clay - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Two talented young players, Félix Auger-Aliassime of Montreal and Norway's Casper Ruud, face reigning "king of clay" Rafael Nadal at the French Open.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172326 +0000" stop="20260915180826 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belonging - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Nick Kyrgios makes an impact on Wimbledon's perfectly manicured courts, while Ajla Tomljanović fights to claim a place in the sport's top echelon.</desc>
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    <title>Saints and Sinners - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The stars seem to align for Ons Jabeur as she rides her early-season momentum into Wimbledon, where Kyrgios aims for his first Grand Slam singles title.</desc>
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    <title>Fairytale in New York - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Serena Williams announces that this US Open will conclude her tennis career, Tomljanović manages mixed emotions ahead of facing the living legend.</desc>
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    <title>Madrigal - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Walt and Jesse seek out an unlikely partner for a new business venture. The DEA follows up new leads in its investigation.</desc>
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    <title>Hazard Pay - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Walt and Jesse put a business plan into action. Walt confesses a secret to Marie.</desc>
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    <title>Fifty-One - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Walt celebrates another birthday. Skyler considers her options. An associate complicates Walt and Jesse's plan.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Freight - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Walt's team must get creative to obtain the materials they need to continue their operation.</desc>
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    <title>Buyout - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Walt, Jesse, and Mike struggle over the future of their business, as occupational hazards weigh on Jesse.</desc>
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    <title>Say My Name - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Walt takes control of business matters as Mike grapples with the consequences of his actions.</desc>
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    <title>Gliding Over All - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Walt ties up loose ends. Seeing the evidence of his success, he makes a startling and dangerous decision.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Money - S05E09</title>
    <desc>As Walt and Jesse adjust to life out of the business, Hank grapples with a troubling lead.</desc>
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    <title>Buried - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While Skyler's past catches up with her, Walt covers his tracks. Jesse continues to struggle with his guilt.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Jesse decides to make a change, while Walt and Skyler try to deal with an unexpected demand.</desc>
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    <title>Monk Monday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam's newest beer masterpiece is too expensive to brew, but a group of visiting monks from Wilhelm's past could offer the solution he needs.</desc>
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    <title>LA's Best Nose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm searches for someone to represent the brewery at a beer tasting competition while Adam's first time leads to trouble for everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134005 +0000" stop="20260915140751 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krachtbal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm serves a biker crew that endorses one of his beers with a curious sense of pride. Meanwhile, Sarah finds her artistic voice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Trink - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Before the brewery gears up for a big beer festival, Wilhelm and Adam must decide between business or brotherhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143509 +0000" stop="20260915150151 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brothers Rodman - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Brewery owner Wilhelm Rodman gets a visit from his polar-opposite brother, Adam, but the unpleasant reunion is cut short by a bigger crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Recreate the Opus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Rodman's brewery must replicate a golden recipe, Wilhelm handles some free-spirited customers and Adam probes the past of his coworker Sarah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153205 +0000" stop="20260915155911 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taste of Van Nuys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A tour bus inspires Sarah to take charge at the brewery, but the drive to boost sales hits a snag thanks to Adam and their coworker Chuy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155911 +0000" stop="20260915162801 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monk Monday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam's newest beer masterpiece is too expensive to brew, but a group of visiting monks from Wilhelm's past could offer the solution he needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162801 +0000" stop="20260915165709 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LA's Best Nose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm searches for someone to represent the brewery at a beer tasting competition while Adam's first time leads to trouble for everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165709 +0000" stop="20260915172425 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172425 +0000" stop="20260915175211 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krachtbal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm serves a biker crew that endorses one of his beers with a curious sense of pride. Meanwhile, Sarah finds her artistic voice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175211 +0000" stop="20260915181929 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trink - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Before the brewery gears up for a big beer festival, Wilhelm and Adam must decide between business or brotherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181929 +0000" stop="20260915184611 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brothers Rodman - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Brewery owner Wilhelm Rodman gets a visit from his polar-opposite brother, Adam, but the unpleasant reunion is cut short by a bigger crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184611 +0000" stop="20260915191625 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recreate the Opus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Rodman's brewery must replicate a golden recipe, Wilhelm handles some free-spirited customers and Adam probes the past of his coworker Sarah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191625 +0000" stop="20260915194331 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taste of Van Nuys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A tour bus inspires Sarah to take charge at the brewery, but the drive to boost sales hits a snag thanks to Adam and their coworker Chuy.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Saga and Martin requestion witnesses and suspect that someone in the group changed the data in the report. Witness Laura wakes up and Martin makes another visit to Jens in prison. Saga tries to find a solution to the problem of cohabitation.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Police now have a phantom image of the offender. Just as Saga and Martin think that the matter is cleared up, it turns out that the great 'end' points towards Kastrup airport. Martin moved back to Mette and Saga and Martin's friendship put to a severe test.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Saga and Martin realise the case isn't over and that there is one more perpetrator.  But who is Mikkel Host?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A new murder is commited involving a gruesome display of a family sitting at the table. Detective Saga Norén is tasked with the investigation together with a new Danish detective after the incarceration of Martin Rohde.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Saga and her new Danish colleague continues to investigate the murder of Helle Anker. They try to find Helle's son, but he's vanished without leaving a trace.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The police are certain that they are on the right track, but will they manage to lure the killer into a trap ? Saga is becoming more and more frustrated and is struggling with her relationships with her mother and her new boss at work.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Saga is trying to find the links between the killer and the victims, but a hostage drama speed up the investigation.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Lillian discovers a wound in Hans' mouth, which turns out to be a branding mark. The other two victims are examined again and they also have the same kind of branding mark. The perpetrator is probably branding his victims, but for what?</desc>
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    <title>Calaca - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marco and Sonya investigate the body from the bridge. Frye learns that the Killer isn't done with him. Charlotte makes an unwelcome discovery on her property.</desc>
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    <title>Rio - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sonya and Marco race to track down a prime suspect who could lead them to the lone desert survivor. Charlotte confronts an unexpected visitor determined to keep business as usual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141441 +0000" stop="20260915145536 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria of the Desert - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The clock ticks as Maria's broadcast continues. Sonya searches for the girl's location. Against protocol, Marco works a unique ransom angle. A powerful Juarez force crosses the border.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145536 +0000" stop="20260915154232 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sonya and Marco suspect a cover-up. Charlotte goes to Marco for advice. A troubled girl seeks adventure in Juarez. A visitor stops by Linder's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154232 +0000" stop="20260915162618 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ID - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sonya bonds with a key witness from the case. Marco uncovers secrets about Sonya and Hank's past. Meanwhile, Charlotte seeks help from an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162618 +0000" stop="20260915171006 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destino - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The EPPD corners their prime suspect. Charlotte questions Ray's true intentions. Linder crosses the border and takes on his most difficult case yet.</desc>
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    <title>Vendetta - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sonya pursues a cold lead despite Marco's insistence that it's a dead end. Charlotte finds out that Ray has jeopardized her ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Beetle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Marco reconnects with a friend from his past and races to save his family. Charlotte responds to her biggest threat. Linder reveals his true feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Old Friends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sonya and Marco close in on the Killer. Charlotte takes drastic measures to protect her ranch. Frye learns that demons from his past aren’t done with him yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191820 +0000" stop="20260915195616 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Ride, Pay the Toll - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Showdown on the bridge as the Killer reveals his endgame.</desc>
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    <title>The Viscount Who Loved Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Anthony lashes out as he awaits news of Kate, while Eloise turns to Theo for help in her Lady Whistledown hunt and Lady Featherington plans a grand ball.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Out of the Shadows - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The debutantes enter the marriage mart as Francesca navigates her first season out. A well-traveled bachelor returns, and Penelope unveils a new look.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144421 +0000" stop="20260915153633 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Bright the Moon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Penelope begins her private lessons in charming suitors, but the arrangement quickly grows complicated. A dazzling debutante seizes the queen's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153633 +0000" stop="20260915163132 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forces of Nature - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Penelope catches the eye of nature-loving Lord Debling, to the dismay of other admirers. A near-catastrophe on a windy day makes a hero out of Colin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163132 +0000" stop="20260915172629 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When a caller arrives at her home, Penelope faces a difficult choice. For others, opportunities to build a fresh start — and find a love match — abound.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172629 +0000" stop="20260915182526 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick Tock - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Lady Whistledown's surprising engagement announcement reverberates through the Ton, while Penelope grapples with the need to disclose her true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182526 +0000" stop="20260915193259 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing Mister Bridgerton - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A desperate impostor strives to publicly win the queen's favor. Penelope races to write an urgent missive — but has the damage already been done?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blind Devotion - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is thinking of going to Brussels for European Commissioner. Colin gets blinded when his garden explodes and starts causing trouble when he can't see where he is going. Gordon is thinking of giving Colin the sack because of his ways. Then he kills Colin's pet bird and tells Tim to get another one. It turns out that it's also Colin's birthday and that the saddest thing is that his aunt died. Gordon decides not to give Colin the sack and promotes him to deputy manager.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Brussels Calling - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is in Brussels being interviewed for European Commissioner of Sport. He keeps calling Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre to see how things are going. Laura is in charge and things aren't going well. A children's birthday party goes wrong and Tim is very upset. Then a load of mice turn up and Gordon tells Gavin on the telephone that he must throw the ingredients away. Meanwhile Helen is being accussed of attacking Mr Furber, one of her child's school teachers. Will things turn out well at the centre?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131654 +0000" stop="20260915134605 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lies Have It - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is explaining about safety at the building site where a new room is being made. Michael T. Farrell comes to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre for a job which is advertised in the newspaper. Gordon is not at all pleased but gives Michael an application form for the job. Carole is upset because no one remembered her birthday, Michael starts to make lies about her party and everyone agrees but Colin tells the truth from his point of view. Gordon is confused and soon realises what's been going on.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Boss - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas explains that Gavin will be taking over as trial manager for one day. Gavin is really excited and soon starts enjoying it. But then he is told about emergency situations like pregnences, marooned school buses and poisonous gas leaks. Gordon is testing out his abilities and Tim is not to pleased. Being tired and worried Gordon takes over when things start to go wrong. Meanwhile Carole is going out for the day but is shocked to discover that her friend is dead.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pregnant - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is doing Urine tests on his staff. He thinks that the women in the centre are pregnant. Everyone is shocked and surprised especially Carole when she can't believe what she has heard. Gordon tells her that she may have to marry Colin if he's the father of Carole's child. Then disaster strikes when Gordon tells Tim that he might be pregnant. Tim is shocked and denies that he isn't a women. Gavin rescues Tim and punches Gordon in the nose. Meanwhile Julie is feeling very happy when she finds someone that she loves, but then she gets the blame when it turns out the urine samples were dropped and disarranged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144223 +0000" stop="20260915151144 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UXB - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Colin discovers an unexploded missile in the basement and tries to warn Gordon but he takes no notice and tells him to sort out his problems on his own. While doing this on his own Gordon is packing his things away for his departure for Brussels. Then Colin gets hit on the head by a croquet ball by Gavin and Tim and Colin ends up being rushed to hospital. Then no one knows but Colin had put the missile in the racket box and tries to warn everyone but everyone is having a party for their new futures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151144 +0000" stop="20260915154051 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gordon is ready to leave for Brussels but Helen isn't to keen on going. Then she sees Gordon's pictures and the hotel and decides to go with him. Gordon offers his Management to Laura but she is going to America for he baby to be raised. Everyone is excited but Gordon then says that due to an unreplied message he won't be going. An emergency water tank is installed and then makes the ceiling collapse. Carole is on trouble when she gets stuck in her toy car. Then Gordon pushes Carole but is too late to get himself clear. This then means the end for Gordon Brittas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154051 +0000" stop="20260915160958 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Beginning ... - S05E09</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time and everyone is coming to Colin's Scottish Castle to celebrate the man who gave them everything at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Laura tells the story about one Christmas holiday that went wrong. Things weren't going well and the staff were trapped in the centre and weren't allowed out until the snow had cleared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160958 +0000" stop="20260915163917 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back with a Bang - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After being crushed to death Gordon Brittas has been returned to earth by St. Peter and rebuilt at a Swiss clinic. He returns a day early and misses the red carpet welcome prepared by his staff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163917 +0000" stop="20260915170823 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Language - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon tries to explain benefits of matching and mirroring body language. Colin suspects alien invasion when a green block of ice crashes through the roof, and Helen mistakenly sells the house to a member of the U.S. military.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170823 +0000" stop="20260915173742 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Double - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon invites members of the Ruthenian State Circus to perform at the centre. A group of US evangelists want to baptise Gordon in the pool after reading of his coming back from the dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173742 +0000" stop="20260915180657 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Walk on the Wild Side - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Brittas proves he's not always a walking disaster when his new campaign becomes a European Directive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180657 +0000" stop="20260915183609 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We All Fall Down - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Whitbury is celebrating World Peace and Hunger Day, Helen plans revenge on a nappy company that didn't use her children in a TV commercial and Tim discovers the rest of the staff earn more than him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183609 +0000" stop="20260915190516 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Brittas Falls in Love - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Brittas organises a "dolphin day" at the centre, but as always disaster reigns when a baby tiger shark is delivered to the sports centre instead. The day worsens when a teenage girl arrives for two weeks of work experience and the staff believe she has been eaten. Meanwhile, Linda forms a protest rally outside of the centre, opposed to the use of animals for personal amusement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190516 +0000" stop="20260915193428 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snap Happy - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The staff prepare for a photograph, however a chain of trivialities delays the event. Meanwhile, apart from Gordon Brittas, Helen also hates heights, so she participates in a parachute jump which goes horribly wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121235 +0000" stop="20260915123351 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B&amp;B-NYC - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana list their apartments on B&amp;B-NYC to make some extra money.</desc>
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    <title>Burning Bridges - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ilana's parents come to the city for their 30th anniversary, but Abbi and Ilana find it hard to celebrate while they are both experiencing relationship issues.</desc>
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    <title>Getting There (1) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana go on a trip but getting to the airport ends up being a trip in itself.</desc>
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    <title>Jews on a Plane (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Abbi gets her period while on an airplane and enlists Ilana's help to find a tampon.</desc>
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    <title>Sliding Doors - S04E01</title>
    <desc>On a spring day in 2011, Abbi and Ilana meet for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Twaining Day - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Abbi's brief return to Soulstice gets interesting when she's given the training opportunity that she's always dreamed of; Ilana gets a new job at a restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Just the Tips - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana goes on a spending spree with cash she makes from her waitress job; Abbi basks in the glow of a new relationship; the girls bump into an old friend at a party.</desc>
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    <title>Mushrooms - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana take mushrooms and have an eventful trip.</desc>
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    <title>Abbi's Mom - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi's mom comes to the city for a visit; Ilana navigates the intense work culture of Sushi Mambeaux while dealing with her seasonal affective disorder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152856 +0000" stop="20260915155106 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witches - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Abbi feels old after discovering that she has a gray hair; Ilana sees a sex therapist.</desc>
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    <title>Florida - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Abbi, Ilana, Eliot and Bobbi take a trip to Florida to clean out Grandma Esther's apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161236 +0000" stop="20260915163407 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House-Sitting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Abbi, Ilana, Jaime and Lincoln house-sit for the Strands; Ilana and Lincoln define their relationship; Abbi has a Bumble date with a man from her past.</desc>
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    <title>Bedbugs - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A fancy new bag gives Abbi confidence during unemployment; Ilana and Jaimé deal with an inevitable New York City nightmare: bedbugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165508 +0000" stop="20260915171709 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendiversary - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The girls' Friendiversary celebration takes a turn for the dangerous when they witness something horrible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171709 +0000" stop="20260915173823 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>To celebrate Abbi’s 30th birthday, Abbi and Ilana travel from the top of Manhattan to the bottom, running into old and new friends along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173823 +0000" stop="20260915175937 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SheWork and S... Bucket - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Ilana embarks upon her latest moneymaking opportunity when she opens an outdoor workspace for New York City smokers; Abbi stands up to her landlord after he refuses to update her plumbing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175937 +0000" stop="20260915182037 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitcoin &amp; the Missing Girl - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana visits an old flame to cash out her Bitcoin share; Abbi drops off her laundry for the first time and loses her favorite sweatshirt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182037 +0000" stop="20260915184152 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make the Space - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé; Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184152 +0000" stop="20260915190536 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artsy Fartsy - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi gets invited to a fancy art event at MoMa; Ilana and Lincoln have their one year relationship check-in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190536 +0000" stop="20260915192651 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The girls meet Ilana’s 16th cousin – who is a Holocaust survivor – and take him to a drag brunch; Abbi tries out a new look.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192651 +0000" stop="20260915194736 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shenanigans - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ilana gets recruited to be a hair model; Abbi’s new flame tells her that she’s not mature enough.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>New information from victims who had previously not come forward forces Hardy and Miller to re-evaluate the case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133118 +0000" stop="20260915141714 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ed comes under scrutiny, Mark makes a decision and Miller discovers some new information that leads to a revelation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141714 +0000" stop="20260915150301 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Time is running out for the police when Miller makes a breakthrough, and the Latimers count the cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150301 +0000" stop="20260915154931 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Hardy and Ellie finally uncover the truth behind the rape of Trish Winterman, and the Latimer's discuss their problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154931 +0000" stop="20260915163507 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the body of an 11-year-old boy is found on a Dorset beach, local police officers DS Ellie Miller and DI Alec Hardy are called to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163507 +0000" stop="20260915171939 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As the mystery around the death deepens, DI Hardy and DS Miller have to work quickly and identify the key suspects, but where is the murder scene?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171939 +0000" stop="20260915180530 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fingerprints at the murder scene lead DI Hardy and DS Miller to a startling suspect. Meanwhile, Steve Connelly has a message for Beth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180530 +0000" stop="20260915185127 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Distraught by the lack of national press coverage, Beth and Mark Latimer take matters into their own hands to get news of the murder into the newspapers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185127 +0000" stop="20260915193654 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As DI Alec Hardy and DS Ellie Miller come under fire, the people of Broadchurch start to turn on each other. Will a vital new piece of evidence lead the detectives to the killer?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121155 +0000" stop="20260915123329 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sicko - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and Charles investigate a dangerous serial killer. Holt continues to spar with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Terry finds out about whether or not he has passed the lieutenant’s exam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123329 +0000" stop="20260915125503 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide Squad - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures, as Jake, Holt, Amy, Terry, Rosa, and Charles must ally themselves with old enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125503 +0000" stop="20260915131547 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt on a city councilor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131547 +0000" stop="20260915133634 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Kim - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133634 +0000" stop="20260915135720 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimemento - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles’ help after claiming someone is trying to kill him. The rest of the squad endures a Workplace Conflict seminar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135720 +0000" stop="20260915141756 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jimmy Jab Games II - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141756 +0000" stop="20260915143843 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Debbie - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When cocaine and weapons are stolen from the evidence lock-up, the squad must investigate the Nine-Nine itself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143843 +0000" stop="20260915145930 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trying - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy work an uncrackable case while Holt adjusts to a new beat. Hitchcock looks for the love of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145930 +0000" stop="20260915152016 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ding Dong - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152016 +0000" stop="20260915154103 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Takeback - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Doug Judy is back and this time, things between him and Jake are personal. Amy and Charles try to find the perfect new vending machine for the Nine-Nine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154103 +0000" stop="20260915160149 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dillman - S07E09</title>
    <desc>When a prank goes disastrously awry, things at the Nine-Nine take a distinctly Agatha Christie turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160149 +0000" stop="20260915162237 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Admiral Peralta - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jake and his father deal with unsettled family business. Amy and Rosa work a high-profile case. Terry wants to join the NYPD band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162237 +0000" stop="20260915164158 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valloweaster - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The squad competes in an effort to determine who is the greatest human/genius.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164158 +0000" stop="20260915170245 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ransom - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that is exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170245 +0000" stop="20260915172320 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights Out - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The entire squad is on high alert when a massive blackout hits Brooklyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172320 +0000" stop="20260915174505 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Ones - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Amy returns from maternity leave. Jake and Rosa work a difficult case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174505 +0000" stop="20260915180628 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lake House - S08E02</title>
    <desc>The squad takes Holt up on an offer for a weekend getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180628 +0000" stop="20260915182749 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Flu - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Capt. Holt and Amy manage an understaffed precinct. Jake and Charles investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182749 +0000" stop="20260915184913 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balancing - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy create a system to balance work and childcare. Rosa gets a new houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184913 +0000" stop="20260915191022 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PB &amp; J - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Jake takes an old friend for a ride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191022 +0000" stop="20260915193208 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Set Up - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When the FBI takes over a high-profile case, Jake keeps digging. Amy and Rosa negotiate with O'Sullivan and the police union.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193208 +0000" stop="20260915195530 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Boyles - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Terry, Jake and Charles visit the Boyle Family Farm. Amy and Rosa help out Capt. Holt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121927 +0000" stop="20260915124227 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Glitter Games! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Molly meets Demanda, a princess in training. She'll have to demonstrate all the exceptional qualities of a princess to earn her crown. Molly helps Demanda with her manners, and together they'll become true princesses in the hallowed Glitter Games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124227 +0000" stop="20260915130528 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Costume Boxing! - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Molly performs in the quick-change dress-up match during Fashion Week in Bubbletucky and ends up on the cover of a fashion magazine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130528 +0000" stop="20260915132828 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Doghouse! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When an accident destroys Bubble Puppy's doghouse, the Guppies team up with the entire neighborhood to build Bubble Puppy's dream home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132828 +0000" stop="20260915135128 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guppy Movers! - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The gang help Skip move after his moving-day plans go off track.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135128 +0000" stop="20260915141429 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batterball! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Molly and Gil visit chef Stef's kitchen and witness how bubblecakes are prepared. Later, the kids play batterball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141429 +0000" stop="20260915143730 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temple of the Lost Puppy - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bubble Puppy disappears after he bites down on ancient magic bone, so the Guppies must embark on an epic booby-trapped adventure to find their lost puppy!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143730 +0000" stop="20260915150030 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Guppies! - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the evil robot Major Bummer tries to eliminate music from the galaxy, Princess Molly and the Guppies must restore peace, harmony and melody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150030 +0000" stop="20260915152330 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Year's Dragon! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Guppies are excited for China's Lunar New Year Festival, where they will operate a giant festival dragon the grand parade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152330 +0000" stop="20260915154630 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep Doggy! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Farmer Joe's baby lamb wanders off during a storm, Bubble Puppy becomes a sheepdog to save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154630 +0000" stop="20260915160930 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Baby! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Molly is going to have a new sibling, the Guppies get excited about babies.  Everyone goes to meet the new baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160930 +0000" stop="20260915165506 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guppy Style! (1) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Guppies hit the road to see a concert by Stylee, a singing sensation known for her fabulous styles; Molly becomes a pop star to step on stage with Stylee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165506 +0000" stop="20260915171806 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guppy Style! (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Guppies hit the road to see a concert by Stylee, a singing sensation known for her fabulous styles!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171806 +0000" stop="20260915174109 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Summer Camp Games - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Summer is here! Molly, Gil, and the rest of the Guppies celebrate the season with lots of outdoor fun. Gil uses his summer camping skills to rescue Bubble Puppy during the Summer Camp Games!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174109 +0000" stop="20260915180420 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick-or-Treat, Mr. Grumpfish! - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Happy Halloween! Molly, Gil, and the rest of the Guppies are picking out costumes, trick-or-treating, and turning their classroom into a haunted house! It'll have to be really spooky if they want to scare Mr. Grumpfish!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180420 +0000" stop="20260915182701 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Guppy! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When the Sea Witch steal the Bubble Guppies' magical jewels so she can rule the Seven Seas, the Guppies must stop her and get their jewels back before it's too late, with the help of their new guppy friend, Zooli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182701 +0000" stop="20260915184942 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Agent Nonny - S05E02</title>
    <desc>In this Bubble Guppies parody of James Bond, Secret Agent Nonny, who stays cool under pressure, a man of few words, and one of the world's top secret agents in children's television history, is sent on a mission to the other agents to deliver their messages, unknown about his surprise birthday party at Dr. Bigmouth Bass' island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184942 +0000" stop="20260915191223 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom of Clean! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Deema the evil ruler wants a medieval kingdom to stay dirty, with a giant ogre as her assistant. The rest of the guppies must stop them and get the kingdom clean again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191223 +0000" stop="20260915193504 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good, the Sad, and the Grumpy! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Grumpfish turns up in Happy Junction, he makes everyone in town really grumpy, including Sheriff Molly, who must find a way to help everyone handle their tricky emotions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193504 +0000" stop="20260915195746 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean Patrol - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Guppies must stop Windy Pete and first mate Oona when they sail around the world and blast tropical climates with snow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133714 +0000" stop="20260915142554 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas in Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buck is sent to the gambling city Sinaloa with Directorate special agent Marla Landers to rescue a young woman who has been kidnapped by the city's ruler, Velosi. Velosi plans to extract some information from the woman's mind in order to destroy one of his competitors. The information involves plans for the Draconian Hatchet fighters, which have been plaguing Earth's defense forces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142554 +0000" stop="20260915151431 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plot to Kill a City (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After a Defense Directorate agent kills a member of a group of interstellar assassins, they plot to take their revenge on the city of New Chicago. Buck masquerades as an assassin and joins the group, but is soon uncovered. He must now, not only escape from the assassins, but also stop them from detonating New Chicago's matter/antimatter energy plant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151431 +0000" stop="20260915160307 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plot to Kill a City (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a Defense Directorate agent kills a member of a group of interstellar assassins, they plot to take their revenge on the city of New Chicago. Buck masquerades as an assassin and joins the group, but is soon uncovered. He must now, not only escape from the assassins, but also stop them from detonating New Chicago's matter/antimatter energy plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160307 +0000" stop="20260915165144 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Fighting 69th - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Some time before Buck Roger's arrival, Col. Wilma Deering had set out to capture two interstellar gun runners. A fire in their spacecraft left them disfigured and they now set out to take their revenge on Wilma and Earth. Capturing a freighter with 20th Century chemical weapons, they plan to poison the planet's atmosphere. With the aid of retired members of the Earth Defense Directorate's 69th Squadron, Buck and Wilma attack the gun runners' base to destroy them and the chemical weapons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165144 +0000" stop="20260915174020 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unchained Woman - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Buck masquerades as a convict to break into a prison in an attempt to rescue Jen Burton, who took the blame for a murder her boyfriend, a shipping pirate, really committed. The Earth Defense Directorate believes that she can supply information to put the pirate in jail. Breaking out of the underground prison, Buck and the woman head for a nearby spaceport for return to Earth, but they are pursued by an indestructible android prison guard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174020 +0000" stop="20260915182856 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet of the Amazon Women - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kidnapped to the planet Zantia, Buck finds himself auctioned off to Ariela, the daughter of the planet's Prime Minister. Through her, Buck learns that the planet's male population are being held as prisoners of war of a people called the Ruathans. Buck agrees to help the women free their men in return for his own freedom.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmic Whiz Kid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hieronymous Fox, an 11-year-old child genius from the 20th Century is kidnapped for ransom by the sinister Roderick Zale. The boy is the President of the planet Genesia and his bodyguard fears that he will be killed because they cannot meet the ransom demand. Buck, Wilma, and the bodyguard then make separate attempts to rescue the boy.</desc>
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    <title>Escape from Wedded Bliss - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Ardala returns to try to make Buck, who she considers the most genetically perfect male in the galaxy, her husband. With a powerful weapon poised in Earth orbit, she commands Earth's leaders to turn Buck Rogers over to her or else...</desc>
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    <title>Cruise Ship to the Stars - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Murder and romance await Buck, Wilma, Theo and Twiki aboard the cruise ship Lyran Queen. Buck befriends a shy young girl (Beck) while investigating the attempted kidnapping of beauty queen Miss Cosmos (Stratten) by a woman (Noble) with superpowers. To his surprise, Buck learns the true identity of the mystery woman as he seeks the location of Miss Cosmos before a deadly dissection laser kills her.</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Double - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An evil impostor Buddy causes problems all over town, landing the real Buddy in trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver Dam Fast Pizza - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buddy starts a rivalry with pizza-delivering beavers.</desc>
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    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Fu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell open a kung fu dojo despite not knowing any kung fu.</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks he's being an artist when he creates counterfeit $746.32 bills.</desc>
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    <title>Moneybags and His Monster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The creepy guy following Buddy reveals his identity, then teams up with Tex Jr.</desc>
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    <title>Sneezing Fits of Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks they have one week left to live.</desc>
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    <title>Truck Cab in the Woods - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell get stranded in the woods and have to fend off an unknown presence.</desc>
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    <title>Truck Stop Clerks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Leroy lets Buddy and Darnell watch the truck stop for a day.</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Double - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An evil impostor Buddy causes problems all over town, landing the real Buddy in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171555 +0000" stop="20260915174002 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver Dam Fast Pizza - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buddy starts a rivalry with pizza-delivering beavers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174002 +0000" stop="20260915180409 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180409 +0000" stop="20260915182813 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182813 +0000" stop="20260915185220 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185220 +0000" stop="20260915191625 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Fu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell open a kung fu dojo despite not knowing any kung fu.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Cordelia flaunts her sure win for Homecoming Queen it awakens the prom queen within Buffy and they become rivals for the title. Meanwhile the new vampire in town, Mr. Trick, rallies a group of tough vampires, demons and mercenaries together to set up a surprise for the two slayers.</desc>
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    <title>Band Candy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mr Trick enlists Giles' old buddy Ethan Rayne to manufacture and distribute boxes of candy which turn the adult population into uninhibited, irresponsible teenagers to keep them out of the way while the mysterious Mayor Wilkins pays a tribute to a demon.</desc>
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    <title>Revelations - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Xander finds out about Angel's return to Sunnydale and promptly informs the gang who confront Buffy with the fear that he may turn evil again, while Faith finds herself under the wing of a new Watcher, Gwendolyn Post, an outwardly prim and proper Englishwoman who was expelled from the Watcher's Council for practicing evil magic.</desc>
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    <title>Lover's Walk - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Spike returns to Sunnydale a shadow of his bad-ass vampire self and kidnaps Willow so she can put a love spell on Drusilla. While he is out collecting magic spell ingredients and convincing Buffy why she shouldn't kill him, Willow and Xander lose their inhibitions in the heat of the moment only to be caught in the act by a rescue party in the form of Oz and Cordelia.</desc>
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    <title>The Wish - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wanting to be rid of Xander for good, Cordelia comes to the conclusion that Buffy is the cause of all her problems and makes a wish that Buffy had never come to Sunnydale. A demon grants the wish and Cordelia's world suddenly changes.</desc>
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    <title>Amends - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While the gang prepares for their Christmas vacation, Angel is haunted by visions of his violent past. A mysterious force called the First Evil takes the form of Jenny Calendar and tries to convince him to lose his soul in Buffy and become evil again. Believing that he isn't strong enough to fight the demon within, Angel waits on the top of a hill for the sun to rise. Buffy finds him and tells him to fight back, that he can do real good in this world, but just as she is giving up it begins to snow, preventing Angel from being killed by the sunlight. Meanwhile, Willow goes to great seductive lengths to win Oz back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163907 +0000" stop="20260915171943 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gingerbread - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Picking the wrong night for mother-daughter bonding, Joyce discovers the bodies of two children apparently sacrificed in an occult ritual and she rallies the adults of Sunnydale convincing them to rid the town of evil, including Buffy, Willow and Amy. Giles soon realises that the children are actually demons that do not kill people themselves but invoke fear and panic and gain their power by watching normally calm and sane people persecute each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171943 +0000" stop="20260915180430 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helpless - S03E12</title>
    <desc>For her upcoming 18th birthday, Buffy declines the scooby gang's offer of a big party, hoping to celebrate with quiet reflection and a traditional trip to the ice show with her father. But unbeknownst to Buffy, preparations are being made for a life-threatening rite of passage that drains the slayer of her powers and then entraps her with a powerful vampire foe that she must defeat in a defenseless state in order to pass the test.</desc>
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    <title>The Zeppo - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Xander realises that he isn't needed by the gang as much as he'd like to believe, his quest to prove he's cool leads him to an unforgettable night that finds him consorting with fast women, raising the dead and rolling with a dangerous crowd that could put Sunnydale in a world of hurt. Meanwhile, Buffy, Giles and the rest of the crew engage in a furious battle with the Sisterhood of Jhe, an all-female demon apocalypse cult that intends to reopen the Hellmouth and bring about the end of the world. Also, Faith and Xander grow somewhat closer when they have sex after he saves her from an apocalypse demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184856 +0000" stop="20260915193330 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Girls - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a mission to retrieve an amulet before a powerful demon can restore his strength with it, Faith introduces Buffy to her reckless method of slaying which leaves Buffy wanting more of the wild life; while Giles is trying to keep his cool in front of the stuffy new watcher, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. When Faith accidentally kills the deputy mayor Allan Finch, she tries to clean up the crime but when Buffy confronts her about her actions, she simply replies "I don't care."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122010 +0000" stop="20260915130006 +0000" channel="C650.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Texas Luxury Tent - S13E01</title>
    <desc>A couple teams up with experts to create a dream glamping experience.</desc>
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    <title>Georgia Mountain Cavern - S13E02</title>
    <desc>A young family builds an in-earth cavern in the mountains of North Georgia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134002 +0000" stop="20260915141957 +0000" channel="C650.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arizona Straw Bale Home - S13E03</title>
    <desc>A couple plans to build their home out of straw bales in the desert.</desc>
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    <title>Virginia Underground Home - S13E04</title>
    <desc>A family builds their own underground home in the hills of Virginia.</desc>
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    <title>Utah Mountain A-Frame - S13E05</title>
    <desc>A couple and their son head to southern Utah to build a modern A-frame.</desc>
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    <title>Arkansas Mountain Cabin - S13E06</title>
    <desc>A couple heads to Arkansas with their kids to build a dream mountain getaway. While the views of this location are breathtaking, this build is anything but a breeze. The family will have to work together through severe weather to get this job done.</desc>
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    <title>Maryland Treehouse - S13E07</title>
    <desc>In an effort to spend more time with their kids, a couple sets out to build a treehouse in remote Maryland.</desc>
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    <title>California Earth Home - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Friends and natural builders set out to construct a family adobe dome home.</desc>
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    <title>Georgia Country Cottage - S13E09</title>
    <desc>A couple wants to build a country cottage on the remote family farm.</desc>
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    <title>Coastal Maine Yurt - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Two brothers want to build a yurt that can survive the harsh Maine winter.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>What do you do if you don't trust the world around you? You build a new one. That's the motto of Michael Reynolds, Architect and visionary that created the Earthship. Earthships are houses that are completely self-sufficient and totally off the grid with no electricity or water bills - ever. Michael Reynolds and his team of builders along with 50 interns, who have given up their lives to be part of this project, have just four weeks to build a house in Big Sky, Montana for Earthship enthusiast Jeff Saad. Michael and his crew battle nature and time to try and complete this amazing house.</desc>
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    <title>I Can’t Read Her - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Is she really smart or just really good at dishing b.s.? A self-proclaimed trivia nerd proves hard to read for the panel of human lie detectors.</desc>
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    <title>Can You Find the Fraud? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A real-life fraud detector joins the game, hoping to uncover whether a contestant knows her stuff — or if she's full of it.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Fib - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A new challenger mixes next-level bluffing with old-fashioned smarts to take the three panelists on a wild ride they won't soon forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140414 +0000" stop="20260915144435 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love the Way You Lie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The game's first player, a Ph.D. candidate at Stanford, tries to outsmart the challengers. But will a science question lead to his fall?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144435 +0000" stop="20260915151511 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Risk, No Reward - S01E02</title>
    <desc>More contestants chase after life-changing money, doing their best to tackle trivia on everything from Kevin Costner to Cinnabon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151511 +0000" stop="20260915154858 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Pays to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>One competitor closes in on the million-dollar prize while another closes in on the realization that this game isn’t for them.</desc>
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    <title>Is Any of This True? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Notting Hill is famous for what type of festival? How did Buzz Aldrin get his name? What animal has the stinkiest farts? Do your best. Take a guess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162222 +0000" stop="20260915165325 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weasel Words - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An attorney’s ability to stretch the truth is put to the test. Also, a dad presses his luck and hopes his poker face will help him win big money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165325 +0000" stop="20260915172733 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Game Is Not Rocket Science - S01E06</title>
    <desc>This game isn't rocket science, but that doesn't make it easy. The topics range from the Ten Commandments to actors with dirty mouths.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172733 +0000" stop="20260915180450 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disarmingly Dishonest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A convincing contestant inches toward the million-dollar prize, answering a bevy of baffling questions — often incorrectly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180450 +0000" stop="20260915183301 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can’t Read Her - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Is she really smart or just really good at dishing b.s.? A self-proclaimed trivia nerd proves hard to read for the panel of human lie detectors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183301 +0000" stop="20260915190007 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Find the Fraud? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A real-life fraud detector joins the game, hoping to uncover whether a contestant knows her stuff — or if she's full of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190007 +0000" stop="20260915193213 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Fib - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A new challenger mixes next-level bluffing with old-fashioned smarts to take the three panelists on a wild ride they won't soon forget.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lou’s Still the Boss, But Now There’s a Ross - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Camp director Lou, counselors Ava and Noah and campers Destiny, Matteo and Finn are delighted when Emma, fresh from her glamorous career as a fashion designer in Milan, pays a surprise visit to Camp Kikiwaka.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123509 +0000" stop="20260915125940 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Machine - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Noah and Ava face a new challenge when they take over the "PeeWeeWaka" day camp program for younger campers. Meanwhile, Destiny and Finn express very different styles when they co-host the camp radio news show.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Much to Lou's surprise, Parker Preston arrives at Camp Kikiwaka to stake his claim to part ownership of the camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132440 +0000" stop="20260915134836 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tentacle Difficulties - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ava volunteers Noah for a field trip to the Moose Rump Aquarium, but it turns out Noah's terrified of the ocean's creatures. Parker and Destiny debate the importance of a majestic tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134836 +0000" stop="20260915141301 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck of the Chuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Ava and Noah work together to put on a puppet show for the PeeWeeWaka campers while Destiny helps Lou prepare for an important camp inspection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141301 +0000" stop="20260915143802 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Who's Squawking - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Ava insists that she wants to take on more responsibility this summer, so Lou assigns her the task of resurrecting the "Camper of the Week" program.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143802 +0000" stop="20260915150232 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raucous Science - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Lou signs up for a chemistry class to finish her college degree and is surprised to discover that Matteo is her professor. Meanwhile, Finn learns he has a new little sister on the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150232 +0000" stop="20260915152630 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baton-man Begins - S05E08</title>
    <desc>While visiting Finn in the hospital, Noah develops a crush on Destiny's new friend. Meanwhile, Ava attempts to interest Finn in reading.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152630 +0000" stop="20260915155101 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone's Trap'd - S05E09</title>
    <desc>With Lou stressed about camp duties, Parker completes Lou's assignment and drops it off at Matteo's classroom, but Lou does not want Matteo to think she cheated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155101 +0000" stop="20260915161531 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Pop Poppin' In - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Hoping to be discovered, Noah enlists a reality TV crew. Lou's overbearing grandfather pays a visit and criticizes her camp-running abilities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161531 +0000" stop="20260915164027 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Models - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Ava and Destiny compete in an elaborate marble race. Lou, Matteo and Noah head off on a road trip where they encounter Noah's NASA-bound older brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164027 +0000" stop="20260915170508 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gi Whiz - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Destiny look for a way to leave their mark on the camp. While meeting Matteo's mother, Lou and Noah discover that he has a surprising skill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170508 +0000" stop="20260915172839 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancin' Up a Storm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Lou drops in on her cousins at their family farm only to receive an icy reception to her surprise visit. Parker tries some creative methods to teach Finn how to dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172839 +0000" stop="20260915175224 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Doghouse - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Destiny is excited for Ava to become an official Woodchuck. However, Lou tells Destiny that the initiation is canceled due to the noise complaints Junkyard Judy keeps filing against the camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175224 +0000" stop="20260915181655 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Awkward Bake-Off - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lou sets up a cookie gram, where campers can send messages on cookies. Ava volunteers to run the project with Dante, and Destiny suspects it's because Ava has a crush on him.</desc>
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    <title>I Won't Let You Clown - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Destiny re-discovers the clowning life when her friend Claire pays a visit; Lou enlists Parker and Noah to compete in a contest against Barb.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184126 +0000" stop="20260915190501 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crushin' It - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Gwen returns for a surprise visit to camp, Noah and Destiny hatch a plan to create dangerous situations for Gwen to fix, hoping it will compel her to stay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190501 +0000" stop="20260915192801 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp Creepy-Waka - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When issues arise between her campers, Lou's "Scary Story Night" helps them work through their differences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192801 +0000" stop="20260915195207 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star is Torn - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Lou's favorite actress, Melody Chapman, comes to camp to shadow Lou as research for an acting role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121230 +0000" stop="20260915123542 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Birthday Present Ever &amp; Patrick Pig Learns to Talk &amp; Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly buy a special cuckoo clock for Mother Cat, but because Huckle's bike bell doesn't work, he has an accident and the cuckoo clock breaks. Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word. The gang goes skating on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, and when the old koot sees them on his property, he hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123542 +0000" stop="20260915125855 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patrick Pig Learns to Talk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125855 +0000" stop="20260915132207 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the gang skates on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, the old koot hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132207 +0000" stop="20260915134519 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Bread - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bread in Able Baker Charlie's bakery repeatedly says "Mam</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134519 +0000" stop="20260915140831 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140831 +0000" stop="20260915143143 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143143 +0000" stop="20260915145456 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145456 +0000" stop="20260915151807 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151807 +0000" stop="20260915154119 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154119 +0000" stop="20260915160430 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Raccoon's Different Day &amp; Mario, the Venetian Gondolier &amp; The Best Babysitter Ever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Raccoon is bored with the same old thing everyday so he leaves Mr. Frumble in charge of his restaurant while he goes in search of a change. Mario wants a gondola so he can paddle romantic couples around Venice, but instead he owns a big clunky melon boat. Hilda babysits for Pig Will and Pig Won't and she does her best to fill the day with fun, but Pig Won't just wants to sulk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160430 +0000" stop="20260915162743 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Birthday Present Ever &amp; Patrick Pig Learns to Talk &amp; Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly buy a special cuckoo clock for Mother Cat, but because Huckle's bike bell doesn't work, he has an accident and the cuckoo clock breaks. Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word. The gang goes skating on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, and when the old koot sees them on his property, he hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162743 +0000" stop="20260915165056 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patrick Pig Learns to Talk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165056 +0000" stop="20260915171408 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the gang skates on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, the old koot hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171408 +0000" stop="20260915173720 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Bread - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bread in Able Baker Charlie's bakery repeatedly says "Mam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173720 +0000" stop="20260915180032 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180032 +0000" stop="20260915182344 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182344 +0000" stop="20260915184657 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184657 +0000" stop="20260915191008 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191008 +0000" stop="20260915193319 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193319 +0000" stop="20260915195631 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Raccoon's Different Day &amp; Mario, the Venetian Gondolier &amp; The Best Babysitter Ever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Raccoon is bored with the same old thing everyday so he leaves Mr. Frumble in charge of his restaurant while he goes in search of a change. Mario wants a gondola so he can paddle romantic couples around Venice, but instead he owns a big clunky melon boat. Hilda babysits for Pig Will and Pig Won't and she does her best to fill the day with fun, but Pig Won't just wants to sulk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124921 +0000" stop="20260915133849 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roasted and Burned - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brandon confronts Ben over his Instagram snub. Alexia and Sophia use their internet savvy for a $150K-per-month rental. Zach cracks a joke that bombs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133849 +0000" stop="20260915142520 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Valley - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An open house for an NBA star gets awkward. Sophia shadows Zach while touring a house rich in Hollywood history. Alexia nervously teams up with Michelle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142520 +0000" stop="20260915151255 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Umanskys Always Win - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Umanskys' pickleball tournament stirs up drama. The crew heads to Miami for a jaw-dropping listing. Farrah's love life becomes office gossip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151255 +0000" stop="20260915155717 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business Suicide - S02E06</title>
    <desc>In Miami, Farrah confronts Melissa. Back in LA, Alexia teams up with Tyler as Michelle raises doubts about the Umansky daughters taking over The Agency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155717 +0000" stop="20260915164323 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Loyalty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Busy schedules strain Kyle and Mauricio's marriage. Santiago puts Zach on the spot. Farrah, Alexia and Michelle have a showdown at an open house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164323 +0000" stop="20260915172958 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking News - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Umanskys travel to Aspen, where news about Kyle and Mauricio rattles the family. In LA, Ben and Tyler bounce back after the Sierra Mar listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172958 +0000" stop="20260915181232 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Lose You - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The agents join the Umanskys in Aspen. Zach's loyalty is questioned, and Joey gets called out. Mauricio meets with Michelle to discuss her bold comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181232 +0000" stop="20260915190423 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mergers &amp; Separations - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sonika raises issues with Brandon about Kevin's home. Zach makes a major career decision. Mauricio considers the future of his family and business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190423 +0000" stop="20260915195245 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Dynasty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alexia steps up to sell the family home but fails to impress Allie when she bungles a showing. Joey begrudgingly apprentices with veteran agent Ben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122629 +0000" stop="20260915130409 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaids, Robots and Romance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set to save the oceans and air her issues, Elle throws a mermaid-themed fundraiser. Sarah grows closer to Nathan while Saskia gets on her high horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130409 +0000" stop="20260915134038 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“Meet Me in the Car Park” - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Elle defends herself, Sarah feels gaslit. Jade and Alex face off. Elias and Nathan spar. The friends gather for an idyllic yet dramatic beach day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134038 +0000" stop="20260915141740 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141740 +0000" stop="20260915145614 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
    <desc>True love, or heartbreak, may be on the horizon when Sarah hears from Alex then confronts Nathan and Elle. Emotions come to a head at a pivotal party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145614 +0000" stop="20260915154149 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheer Up, Slow Down, Chill Out - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Connect with a tight crew of Byron Bay's creatives. Sarah and Jade work hard to fit in. Hannah hopes to make peace with Jess at her sound-healing bash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154149 +0000" stop="20260915162439 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“I'm Not an Influencer, I'm an Inspirer” - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alex expresses doubts about Jade. Nathan surprises Sarah. After vibing on crystals, Hannah gets troubling news. Tensions simmer at Jess' first show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162439 +0000" stop="20260915170238 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big in Turkey - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An influencer's origins come out, his followers analyzed. Gossip gets back to Nathan. Sarah performs at Cai's event, but Alex and Jade aren't playing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170238 +0000" stop="20260915173740 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“It Was Just a Question” - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A fight over followers spirals into backbiting. Hannah warns Sarah during her Byron makeover. Simba works to heal, but can he quell these fiery feuds?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173740 +0000" stop="20260915181520 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaids, Robots and Romance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set to save the oceans and air her issues, Elle throws a mermaid-themed fundraiser. Sarah grows closer to Nathan while Saskia gets on her high horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181520 +0000" stop="20260915185149 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“Meet Me in the Car Park” - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Elle defends herself, Sarah feels gaslit. Jade and Alex face off. Elias and Nathan spar. The friends gather for an idyllic yet dramatic beach day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185149 +0000" stop="20260915192851 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122037 +0000" stop="20260915124055 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumbo Gumbo - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A handmade Native American bison jacket; a cannon that was supposedly used in the Colfax Massacre of 1873.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124055 +0000" stop="20260915130207 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horseplay - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Charge! Go back to the battlefield with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a collection of historic Civil War projectiles. Tammie and Johnnie try to lasso a deal on an antique toy horse. And, a customer walks in with a very rare weapon--a 1913 pistol sword. Will Jimmie be able to slash his price and secure this unique item or will he be shot down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130207 +0000" stop="20260915132237 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really Gotta Go Kart - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Start your engines with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an old go-kart that, with the help of Yankee's powers of restoration, has the potential to become something extraordinary. Johnnie encounters a high end government document that contains handwritten notes from former President Dwight Eisenhower. And, shop regular Gerard stops by to sell a classic Ernst Roth bass fiddle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132237 +0000" stop="20260915134345 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmie's Increasingly Bad Day - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Place your bets with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an antique, but beat-up, 1930s horse race gambling machine. Jimmie fiddles with the idea of buying a rare Martin Guitar even though his music expert is out of town. And, it's father vs. daughter when Tammie bets her dad she can make a profit on a unique bar-on-wheels. Will Jimmie end up triumphant in all his dealings or will this turn out to be a bad day for Big Daddy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134345 +0000" stop="20260915140443 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Duty - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1950s Space Commander ride; a chair that allegedly belonged to former Louisiana governor and U.S. senator Huey Long</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140443 +0000" stop="20260915142534 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's the Fire? - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1929 Ford fire engine; an Easy-Bake Oven from the early 1970s. Also: Bruce Mitchell ("Swamp People") shops for a gun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142534 +0000" stop="20260915144640 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yankee Magic - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Get star struck with the Cajun Pawn Stars when country singer Tracy Lawrence stops by the shop looking to sell his 1920s Martin guitar and a colorful 1960s suit from singer/songwriter Hank Snow. Jimmie tries not to get thrown off when negotiating for a mechanical bull. And, shop regular Joker tries to clean up on a deal for what he calls a "Cajun hot tub."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144640 +0000" stop="20260915150725 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and His Crown - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Get all shook up with the Cajun Pawn Stars when the shop gets an opportunity to buy a very unique piece of Elvis--his tooth. Johnnie inspects a vintage Batman marionette. And, Jimmie proves a pawnbroker never takes a break when he sets his eyes on a 1966 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine while he's out to lunch with his wife and Tammie. Will Big Daddy ride home in style or will his wheeling and dealing make him miss lunch and cause family friction?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150725 +0000" stop="20260915152758 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Say Can You Pawn? - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Hit the road with the Cajun Pawn Stars when they head to shop-regular Bayou Bob's place to see a restored 1927 Chevy Roadster. Jimmie checks out a very rare zebra/donkey hybrid called a zedonk. And, a promissory note signed by Francis Scott Key has the shop feeling patriotic, but will Jimmie swing a star-spangled deal or will negotiations go off-key.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152758 +0000" stop="20260915154946 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkeys and Dollars - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Settle in for some southern hospitality as the Cajun Pawn Stars face the most expensive item to ever breeze through their doors. Pairs of 5 and 10 thousand dollar bills, will this rare currency inflate to the tune of one million or will the guys find something funny with this money? Then, Jimmie drives down memory lane to find a 1930s Bonnie and Clyde model Ford. Can Jimmie fire on all pistons to make a deal or will negotiations come to a screeching halt? And later, the shop meets a regular customer looking to pawn his herd of donkeys. Known for his soft spot for animals, will Jimmie make room at his Silver Dollar zoo or is he biting off more than he can chew?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154946 +0000" stop="20260915161125 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet and Sour - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Come spin up some excitement with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a rare long lost first album by rock and country legend Jerry Lee Lewis. Will the gang put up some serious cash to make some sweet music or will a sour note cause the deal to tumble from the charts? Then, a local Deputy Sheriff tries to sell his Civil War era Colt Dragoon revolver. Hoping the cash will help pay for his daughter's wedding, will the guys have their sights set to foot the bill for the filet mignon or will they choose bologna rolls? And later, Jimmie and Tammie look to befriend in a mischievous pygmy goat for sale. Will this tiny animal fit itself into a great buy or will this pint-sized goat have too much of an adult-sized price?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161125 +0000" stop="20260915163320 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoeshine Mike - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Get ready to rev your engines when a classic "Dukes of Hazzard" General Lee Charger screeches by the shop. Will the DeRamus brothers jump into hot pursuit for this iconic muscle car or will negotiations leave them in the dust? Then, the guys look to polish themselves up a deal on a giant 1920s shoeshine stand. In need of serious repair, will Jimmie use some good old fashion elbow grease to buff out a shine or is this one destined to walk out the door? And later, Jimmie and Johnnie dissect whether a surgeon's field medical kit was used during the Civil War. Will their prognosis be to fork over stacks of cash or will they seek out a second opinion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163320 +0000" stop="20260915165524 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Bzzzness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Check out the sweetest deal in town as the Cajun Pawn Stars look to get into the beekeeping business. Will they be swarming over the buzz of huge profits or will negotiations lead to a very sore sting? Then, the guys have the opportunity to buy a rare military grade sniper rifle. Will Jimmie bet the farm to show he's a long-range crackshot or will the seller quietly shoot holes in his claims? And later, a customer regular lugs in a steel hatch he believes is from a World War II submarine. Will he discover the true origins of this hefty hunk or will he find the weight of the deal just can't stay afloat?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165524 +0000" stop="20260915171623 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Big Score - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jump into pursuit with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they chase down a classic 1951 Chevy Deluxe police car. Will the guys fire up the siren to signal their amazing collar or will they be asked to step out of the car? Then, a seller hopes to sell his stock Special Forces M4 Carbine semi-automatic rifle. With ideas of tricking it out, can Johnnie get the deal get locked and loaded or will it end up shooting blanks? And later, has shop regular Joker finally stumbled upon something worthwhile at a local yard sale? Bringing in a silver and turquoise leather belt, will Joker at long last hit the big score or is he destined to strike out yet again?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171623 +0000" stop="20260915173823 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Trade - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Get ready to rev your engines when a classic "Dukes of Hazzard" General Lee Charger screeches by the shop. Will the DeRamus brothers jump into hot pursuit for this iconic muscle car or will negotiations leave them in the dust? Then, the guys look to polish themselves up a deal on a giant 1920s shoeshine stand. In need of serious repair, will Jimmie use some good old fashion elbow grease to buff out a shine or is this one destined to walk out the door? And later, Jimmie and Johnnie dissect whether a surgeon's field medical kit was used during the Civil War. Will their prognosis be to fork over stacks of cash or will they seek out a second opinion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173823 +0000" stop="20260915180021 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Go treasure hunting with the Cajun Pawn Stars as the guys hope they've discovered a 1700's pristine flintlock gun brought to Louisiana by pirates. Can they prove this rifled booty is worth a King's ransom or is it just fools gold? Then, Jimmie travels through country music history as he checks out an old Greyhound bus that may have belonged to country music legend Barbara Mandrell. Will Jimmie pay the right fare for this super-sized ride or will he leave it in the dust? And later, regular customer Joker steers into the shop to sell his motorized wheelchair. Can Johnnie and Fred fire off on all cylinders with an idea to create the coolest ride in town or will Joker be rolling out empty handed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180021 +0000" stop="20260915182221 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed Demons - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Soar up through the skies with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they have the opportunity to buy a rare World War II biplane. Will Jimmie reach new heights to land this deal or will negotiations fall short on the runway? Then, a unique piece of presidential history finds it's way into the shop--a strand of Abraham Lincoln's hair. Will Jimmie make a proclamation of scoring big on this tiny lock or will he be left taking a haircut. And later, a familiar customer hopes to sell his super speedy Mako fishing boat. Will Johnnie and Tammie take a chance to zoom through Louisiana's bayou or will lines get crossed and they get stuck with a sinking ship?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182221 +0000" stop="20260915184325 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Some Skin - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Set your sights with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a pristine 1918 Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR). The gun of choice for bank-robbing duo Bonnie and Clyde, will the guys be able to pull the trigger on a deal or will negotiations get jammed up? Then, appearances may not be what they seem when a Porsche 917 racecar roars by the shop. A car with considerable flash, will Jimmie make a high-octane offer or will one look at the engine drive him away? And later, Johnnie looks to keep his cool when an eleven-foot Anaconda skin slithers its way up to the counter. Is there profit to be squeezed out of this lengthy hide or will a roll of the dice yield an unlucky pair of snake eyes?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184325 +0000" stop="20260915190444 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Pig - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Pigs fly at Silver Dollar when shop regular "Shoe Shine" Mike rolls in with his champion show pig. Will Jimmie have his eyes set on the prize or will negotiation get stuck in the mud? Then, Jimmie and Tammie check out an early 1900s hydraulic dentist chair. In need of serious restoration, will the deal drill a hole in Jimmie's pocket or will he have the winning smile? And later, Joker saunters in with a walking stick he believes belonged to Native American legend Geronimo. Will this piece from the Apache Chief be worth huge stacks of cash or will an arrow be shot through Joker's story?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190444 +0000" stop="20260915192552 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buy George! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Time stands still as the Cajun Pawn Stars encounter a 1790's pocket watch from Founding Father George Washington. A priceless piece, will Jimmie act in time to make a deal or will the ticking offer wind out? Then, the guys look to climb aboard a humongous Mardi Gras float. Will Jimmie bid high for the ultimate Cajun chariot or will he decide to let the parade pass him by? And later, Johnnie and Yankee are bayou bound to check out an antique bateau. One of Louisiana's first swamp boats, can Johnnie navigate the murky waters to a safe landing, or will negotiations put him in choppy waters?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192552 +0000" stop="20260915194655 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little House on the Bayou - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's ship ahoy when the Cajun Pawn Stars jump on board a houseboat on the bayou. Will the guys decide this floating flophouse is worth a wave of cash or will they send this deal adrift? Then, Johnnie and Yankee check out a legendary American car--a '66 Ford Mustang. In extremely rough shape, will Johnnie see the potential and pony-up an offer or will things sputter out before they get started? And later, a rare Civil War document marches into the shop detailing the history of a Texas cavalry sharpshooter. Will Jimmie hit the bulls-eye and score or will this deal blow up in his face?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122018 +0000" stop="20260915124839 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kickoff - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A "Santa Monica Cop" kickoff party is hosted by Rath, where Hank conducts an intimate notes session with the show's leading lady, and Hashtag Black eyes Julia. Meanwhile, Charlie manages head-case client Goldie; and Stu makes Charlie an offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124839 +0000" stop="20260915131655 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smile - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Rath demands a rewrite of Hank's 'Santa Monica Cop' script. Julia's new boss, Dr. Dan, gives her some career advice, but Levon and Hank have other ideas. Charlie and Marcy consider Stu's offer - until Atticus' old rock 'n' roll butler Krull offers an alternative solution to their money woes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131655 +0000" stop="20260915134426 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30 Minutes or Less - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Hank has problems with Hashtag Black. Stu's offer leads to fisticuffs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134426 +0000" stop="20260915141259 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith, Hope, Love - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Hank recalls turbulent times with Karen, a confused Becca, and their days with a happier Charlie and Marcy. Meanwhile, a nun helps Hank put things into perspective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141259 +0000" stop="20260915144122 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner With Friends - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Hank entices Karen to have dinner with him, but Julia interrupts their romantic evening. Later, Charlie, Marcy, Krull, Levon and his new friend bring even more drama to the night; and chaos ensues when Stu assaults Charlie's manhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144122 +0000" stop="20260915151021 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daughter - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Hank might soon be out of a job. Becca makes a big announcement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151021 +0000" stop="20260915153951 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grace - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Hank makes a life-altering decision. Series finale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153951 +0000" stop="20260915161257 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>We meet 30ish year old Hank Moody in a church asking God to help him get his life back on track. He is then distracted by a hot nun. Moody also has to interact with ex-wife Karen who might still love him. With her, they share the custody of their 12 year old daughter Becca who is wise beyond her years but is starting to have a sex life, which freaks out both of her parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161257 +0000" stop="20260915164111 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell-A Woman - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Becca invites Hank to her Mom and Bill's house for a dinner party with some mutual friends. After he arrives, however, he realizes that Karen has planned a little setup for Hank with a scientologist friend of hers, which doesn't thrill Hank all that much. But, Hank gets a nice laugh out of it after the rest of the party people walk in on him and Sonja in the bedroom. Hank also gets a little news about the job he recently accepted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164111 +0000" stop="20260915170848 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whore of Babylon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hank and Todd Carr, the director of "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love", the movie adaptation of Hank's book, start a fight, after which Hank ends up in jail. Bill bails him out and Hank finds a new connection to Meredith. Meanwhile, Charlie learns about a different side of his assistant Dani.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170848 +0000" stop="20260915173704 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing at the Fundraiser - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Meredith convinces Hank to escort her to an environmental fundraiser. Coincidentally Bill and Karen are at the same event, where Karen makes a scene. Also, Hank runs into Dani and Charlie while they are in his office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173704 +0000" stop="20260915180521 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LOL - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bill asks Hank to step in as a guest speaker at Mia's creative writing class. During a radio interview, Hank talks about his writing and motivations. Meanwhile, Becca develops a crush on her guitar teacher Dave, but he ends up with Mia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180521 +0000" stop="20260915183336 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him.
Mia wants more of Hank's writing to pass her class, instead he offers her to help her with her own writing.
Charlie wants to spice up the sex life with his wife, but she is not as fond of spanking as Dani is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183336 +0000" stop="20260915190058 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls, Interrupted - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hank is disturbed by Becca's negative reaction towards the concept of happy endings, even more so when he finds out that it is partially his fault.
Marcy comes up with the idea of a threesome with Charlie and Dani, but it ends unexpectedly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190058 +0000" stop="20260915192915 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Son - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hank's father dies. Despite the memories of his father floating to the surface, he doesn't want to go to the funeral. To ease his pain, he goes to bed with a hooker named Trixie, despite the fact he doesn't have enough money to pay her. Meanwhile, Karen does her best to help him overcome the pain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192915 +0000" stop="20260915195730 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Filthy Lucre - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After the funeral of Hank's father Al, Hank comes back to L.A. with a new manuscript, that he wants Karen to read. After receiving a bonus paycheck, he buys a new car for himself and a new guitar for Becca.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123033 +0000" stop="20260915132921 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Trixie makes a serious mistake at work, whilst the team work hard to help a Biafran family. Nancy delves into her family’s past as the world celebrates the moon landings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132921 +0000" stop="20260915142733 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S13E05</title>
    <desc>A fun day at the seaside proves traumatic for the Turners and puts May’s future with them in jeopardy. Nurse Crane helps a young couple cope with a rare cancer diagnosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142733 +0000" stop="20260915152615 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S13E06</title>
    <desc>In his new role, Cyril faces his toughest challenge yet, whilst Matthew is summoned to a board meeting with his mother. Elsewhere, the pupil midwives prepare for their final exams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152615 +0000" stop="20260915162459 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S13E07</title>
    <desc>Rosalind oversees the care of a teenage mum and uncovers a disturbing truth. Trixie and Matthew struggle with their change in fortune whilst Joyce receives an unexpected visitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162459 +0000" stop="20260915172357 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Miss Higgins receives an unexpected visitor, and Sister Monica ruffles feathers. Poplar votes for its Mother of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172357 +0000" stop="20260915182153 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Special 2024 (1) - S00E15</title>
    <desc>The funfair comes to Poplar, adding a burst of colour to the festive season, but there are other less welcome visitors to the borough, including Hong Kong flu and escaped prisoners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182153 +0000" stop="20260915191919 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Special 2024 (2) - S00E16</title>
    <desc>Shelagh helps a family battle against appalling poverty, Rosalind comes face to face with an escaped convict, whilst romance is on the cards for Nancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121416 +0000" stop="20260915130007 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drum Roll Please... - S12E08</title>
    <desc>In this final episode, the remaining 3 drivers pile into a car drive each other through the forward and reverse slalom sections of the 3 in a Car Challenge. Later, the pressure is on as each driver uses everything they have learned in Rehab to complete the infamous MEGA Challenge. Finally, with Andrew buckles up as a passenger as each of the remaining drivers tackle the FINAL CITY DRIVE.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130007 +0000" stop="20260915134601 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It All Begins Now... - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Eight of the most appalling drivers from across the nation make their way to the Rehabilitation Centre; drivers demonstrate their basic driving skills in the Assessment Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134601 +0000" stop="20260915143155 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Here. Look There. - S13E02</title>
    <desc>Drivers attempt to drive the elevated rails, complete a clean run in reverse, and demonstrate the proper method of checking their blind spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143155 +0000" stop="20260915151749 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Threading The Needle... - S13E03</title>
    <desc>Drivers use their side mirrors to reverse around a long turn figure-eight course in a stretch limousine, attempt the Trough Challenge, and look where they want to go in the Eye of the Needle Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151749 +0000" stop="20260915160343 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Out! - S13E04</title>
    <desc>The remaining six drivers parallel park a Chevrolet Caprice, test their pedal control in the Teeter Totter Challenge, and attempt the Swerve and Avoid Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160343 +0000" stop="20260915164937 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Wet! - S13E05</title>
    <desc>The remaining drivers tackle the Longest Reverse in the World Challenge, the Water Tank Challenge, and drive in circles for the Reverse Flick Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164937 +0000" stop="20260915173531 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Parking - S13E06</title>
    <desc>Drivers try to find a parking spot, attempt to reverse a trailer into a garage, and take the J-Turn Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173531 +0000" stop="20260915182126 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice, Ice Maybe - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The remaining drivers test their awareness of space in tight corners, learn their limits in the slalom course, and attempt Rehabs most difficult challenge, the Icy Corner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182126 +0000" stop="20260915190722 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drum Roll Please... - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The final three drivers take everything they have learned and tackle the MEGA Challenge, then complete the final city drive; the expert panel names Canadas Worst Driver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190722 +0000" stop="20260915195315 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Your Engines! - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Seven reportedly bad drivers from across the country arrive at the Driver Rehabilitation Centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121126 +0000" stop="20260915123836 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cultural Exchange - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When two nefarious leaders use the Caribbean Queen as a setting for their business meeting, Jonathan goes overboard welcoming their child soldiers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123836 +0000" stop="20260915130545 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At a Sweet 16 for the daughter of a Russian oligarch, Liza must distract Jonathan to execute a suitcase handoff... or face Mr. Tyrant's shark tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130545 +0000" stop="20260915133249 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On a visit to meet Jonathan's family, Liza is horrified to witness the Falls' treatment of their youngest son — prompting her to have a chat with Tanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133249 +0000" stop="20260915140020 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140020 +0000" stop="20260915142716 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142716 +0000" stop="20260915145447 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145447 +0000" stop="20260915152129 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152129 +0000" stop="20260915154844 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boner Medicine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a married couple visits a swingers' club, the wife quickly becomes the life of the party, leading her husband to seek out an illegal aid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154844 +0000" stop="20260915161613 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Je Suis Tanner - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liza convinces Jonathan to offer a free cruise to an underserved group, but her motives are less than charitable. Tanner, however, could use some help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161613 +0000" stop="20260915164257 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Plagued by vivid dreams and frequent blackouts, Jonathan worries something is wrong. Then, Agent Steel leads a bust that promises to change his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164257 +0000" stop="20260915171008 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cultural Exchange - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When two nefarious leaders use the Caribbean Queen as a setting for their business meeting, Jonathan goes overboard welcoming their child soldiers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171008 +0000" stop="20260915173716 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At a Sweet 16 for the daughter of a Russian oligarch, Liza must distract Jonathan to execute a suitcase handoff... or face Mr. Tyrant's shark tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173716 +0000" stop="20260915180421 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On a visit to meet Jonathan's family, Liza is horrified to witness the Falls' treatment of their youngest son — prompting her to have a chat with Tanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180421 +0000" stop="20260915183151 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183151 +0000" stop="20260915185848 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185848 +0000" stop="20260915192618 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192618 +0000" stop="20260915195301 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122558 +0000" stop="20260915132747 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken at Sea, Somalia - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A British couple are captured by pirates while navigating the Indian Ocean on their yacht.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132747 +0000" stop="20260915142913 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Missionaries, Philippines - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The protracted confinement of two American missionaries by a terrorist group in the Philippines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142913 +0000" stop="20260915152909 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>British Aid Workers, Chechnya - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The story of British aid workers who were abducted in Chechnya while constructing a rehab center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152909 +0000" stop="20260915162859 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bethlehem Siege, Palestine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A lengthy standoff between Palestinians seeking safety inside the Church of the Nativity and invading Israeli troops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162859 +0000" stop="20260915173150 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al Qaeda Hostages, Yemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Pierre and Yolanda Korkie relocate from South Africa to Yemen to perform charitable work, but tragedy follows when they are kidnapped by Al Aaeda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173150 +0000" stop="20260915183430 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peacemakers, Iraq - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the violent aftermath of the Iraq War, four human rights activists from Christian Peacemaker Teams are taken hostage by insurgents in Baghdad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183430 +0000" stop="20260915194801 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prison Riot, U.S.A. - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The story of a 10-day standoff between prisoners and guards inside a maximum-security prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122020 +0000" stop="20260915125658 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riding High End - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Gotham Garage crew sets out to turn a Lincoln Zephyr that's seen better days into something truly special for a high-profile car show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125658 +0000" stop="20260915133503 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Big Rig or Go Home - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While the crew cranks on the Zephyr, Shawn pitches Mark on a deal involving a 1957 Kenworth big rig, just like the one Mark's dad used to drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133503 +0000" stop="20260915141335 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Pumped at the opportunity to be on the cover of a Speedway catalog, Mark and company pull out all the stops to get the Zephyr ready for its closeup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141335 +0000" stop="20260915145631 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upping the Ante - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A tribute to the '69 Dodge Charger Daytona gives newbies Brian and Jake a chance to prove their skills. Shawn's plan could snare a Ferrari 458 Italia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145631 +0000" stop="20260915153748 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit the Gas - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The garage shifts into overdrive when a client wants a practically unheard-of modification to a Tesla. The transformed Dodge hits the track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153748 +0000" stop="20260915161546 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Man-Cave - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In a jam, Shawn needs to find a buyer for an unusual hot rod. Gotham Garage takes on a venture that could lead to lucrative business in the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161546 +0000" stop="20260915165854 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franken-Tank - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Crew members air concerns about the garage's direction. A Harley Dyna gets a sleek, sinister look. Mark puzzles over a request for a novelty vehicle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165854 +0000" stop="20260915174051 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upgrade and Paid? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Tony has $10K to make over a dual-cab bricknose truck. The rat rod takes shape. Mark and Shawn look at a Ferrari 360 Spider — which comes with baggage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174051 +0000" stop="20260915181910 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon Ship - S05E06</title>
    <desc>While waiting on the Ferrari news, the team turns an old pontoon boat into a floating party bus. A '69 Chevelle gets a 21st-century update.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181910 +0000" stop="20260915185013 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divine Design - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mark takes a huge risk and the shop needs cash — fast. A customer returns to check out a revamped American classic with a $60K price tag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185013 +0000" stop="20260915193157 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going For Broke - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gotham makes bold modifications to the Ferrari while respecting its pedigree — a gamble that could make or break the shop. The car debuts at a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121759 +0000" stop="20260915123900 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's a Professional Dude - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Michael silences a traveling squeak while remodeling a home; a hospital becomes the scene of a mind-bending game of cops and robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123900 +0000" stop="20260915130000 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredibly Unsettling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Michael breezes into the Windy City to shock and amaze the Chicago locals. In a health store, he sells a supplement that proves you are what you drink, and at a Metro station, he utterly derails a commuter's sense of reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130000 +0000" stop="20260915132430 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Moly Mirror - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a local Chicago diner, Michael brings new meaning to the term "hold the pickles". Plus, he discovers an aggressive new breed of fungus at a park, and later, he helps a co-worker disappear from work early in a hospital warehouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132430 +0000" stop="20260915134900 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bro, They're Surrounding Us! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>At a market, Michael reveals an amazing credit card hack, and at a science shop, he demonstrates how far stem cell research has come. Later, Michael spooks a gardener who's certain that angry gnomes are hunting him down!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134900 +0000" stop="20260915141330 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's A Chicken, Sir - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Michael discovers a ferocious new breed of animal at a park, customers are stumped in confusion when Michael invades a tea shop. Later a woman gets her feathers ruffled when an art studio becomes the site of a transformation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141330 +0000" stop="20260915143800 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wait, My Chair! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Michael shows the transformative properties of fruits and vegetables and shows a caterer the true power of dairy products. Then, an antique store customer is stunned when a species of termite literally chews through the scenery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143800 +0000" stop="20260915150230 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soliciting Statue - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Michael shows off an impossible way to organize your clothes, reveals some serious surprises lurking in your favorite foods, and attempts one of his most ambitious feats yet - tricking two people at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150230 +0000" stop="20260915152700 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed Thieves - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a diner, Michael adds some spice to lunchtime and gives patrons the chills while demonstrating a new way to cool soup. And at a furniture store, Michael shows his coworker that impossible things can happen in the blink of an eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152700 +0000" stop="20260915155130 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impractically Carbonaro Jokers' Effect - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In this special crossover event, the Impractical Jokers help Michael stun coffee bar customers - but soon discover the joke is on them; on a nature trail, Michael's woodland creatures display fantastic hidden abilities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155130 +0000" stop="20260915161600 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Similar Rock Energy - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Michael is back in Chicago to hash out new ideas in a hemp store, but it's not until he inspects a spooky church that people start getting stoned, literally. Plus, Michael teams up with special guest star, Jack Black!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161600 +0000" stop="20260915164030 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kind of Like a Seafoam Green - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Michael shows some unsuspecting shoppers how to manipulate solid objects, and he reveals the truth about automatic vacuums; one employee's shift at a camping store becomes very colorful and confusing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164030 +0000" stop="20260915170500 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Saturn Moon Travel - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At Michael's fireworks stand, he's got everything from exploding fruit to levitation sparklers, and at a hemp store, Michael shows off his innovations in hemp technology. Plus, a time capsule completely blows one man's mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170500 +0000" stop="20260915172930 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuban Assimilatory Persea Plant - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Michael tries new foods like shape-shifting pasta and never-ending soup! Then it's off to a vinyl shop for a record-breaking illusion, and later, Michael tries to convince his coworker to explore a new plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172930 +0000" stop="20260915175400 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pixelated Vision - S03E13</title>
    <desc>At a wilderness store, Michael reels in customers with an amazing new fishing tool, and at an AT&amp;T store, Michael shows off a camera that's literally paper thin. Plus, a day of mini golf turns explosive when a loose cannon appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175400 +0000" stop="20260915181830 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Italian Food Matter - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Michael uncovers the secrets behind baoding balls, origami and paper lamps, and at Eataly, he reveals a spray that turns everything into bacon. Plus, a picture worth a thousand words leaves Michael's assistant speechless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181830 +0000" stop="20260915184300 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Industrial Asphalt Sealant - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Michael trains his coworkers how to hold a dog who can't hold it, and at the AT&amp;T store, Michael shows off a new way to lighten the load. Plus, a man can vanish into a manhole, but the whole hole can't vanish, right?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184300 +0000" stop="20260915190730 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pineapple Breeze - S03E16</title>
    <desc>At a cell phone store, Michael reveals an exciting new way to fix your tablet, and later, he makes a drink that's impossible to swallow. Plus, a dog owner loves that Michael has turned her pet into the smartest animal in the world!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190730 +0000" stop="20260915193200 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Essence Of The Wings - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Michael turns leftovers into beauty products at a soap shop, and at a record store, he shows a hip-hop fan how to jump around. Plus, at a children's store, Michael's co-worker learns about the dangers of babysitting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193200 +0000" stop="20260915195627 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Face Rejuvenation - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Michael shocks a receptionist with a medical procedure that leaves both their jaws on the floor, and then at a party store, Michael reveals a regenerating piece of gum. Plus, an electrifying trick rewrites history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120430 +0000" stop="20260915122624 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts At Sea - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheer brings a pet onboard the SS Friendship that grows out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122624 +0000" stop="20260915124818 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Business Like Snow Business - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Champ helps a yougn skier regain his confidence after an accident. Shreeky and Beastly do their best to stop him. Meanwhile Hugs, Tugs and Grumpy go sking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124818 +0000" stop="20260915131012 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Factory of Uncaring - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Champ shirks his duty of guarding the Caring Meter giving No Heart a perfect opportunity to   cover a town with uncaring smoke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131012 +0000" stop="20260915133205 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Gift / Lots-a-Heart's Wish - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grams tells Hugs and Tugs how a magical apple tree fed an entire village until greed destroyed it. / After helping a unicorn, Forest Ranger Lotsa Heart is granted three wishes with unexpected results.  He then decides that being a forest ranger is the right thing for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133205 +0000" stop="20260915135359 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Down - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears try to help a young rodeo boy learn that how you feel about yourself is what really counts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135359 +0000" stop="20260915141545 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caring for Spring - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mother Nature is captured by the witch of winter, and if Hugs and Tugs don't rescue her by sunset, it will be winter forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141545 +0000" stop="20260915143738 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turnabout / Cheer Of The Jungle - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When No Heart creates a fog to keep the Care Bears from helping people, Braveheart puts the Care Bear team in charge of putting the Caring Beacon in the tower and watching Hugs and Tugs.   Champ tells Cheer and Treatheart to watch the cubs, but Cheers dares him and Brightheart to watch them instead. So the girls keep watch over the beacon and the boys watches the cubs. / Cheer, a city girl, visits Champ in the jungle but soon learns not to judge something by looks alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143738 +0000" stop="20260915145932 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautiful Dreamer / The Care Bears Carneys - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grams tells a story of a Broadway star who gives a young washer woman the confidence to go   onstage and perform in a show. / Beastly and Shreeky trick the Care Bears away from their work and into a carnival they've set   up as a trap to capture them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145932 +0000" stop="20260915152144 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate Treasure / Grin And Bear It - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Beastly takes Champ and Treat Heart prisoner on the high seas and Hugs and Tugs try to save   them with the help of a pirate. / When No Heart banishes Beastly, he tries to join the Care Bears but discovers being a good guy is more than he can stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152144 +0000" stop="20260915154339 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils Of The Pyramid / Bedtime for Care-a-Lot - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs teach gung-ho archeologist Brave Heart to look before you leap as they enter a booby-trapped pyramid. / Bedtime Bear is the only one who can save the other Care Bears who have been put to sleep by   Noheart's magical sleeping sand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154339 +0000" stop="20260915160533 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fountain Of Youth / Treat Heart Baba And The Two Thieves - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Champ Bear, with help from Braveheart Lion, goes on a quest to find a fountain whose water makes everyone younger--but Beastly and Shrieky will stop at nothing to find it too. / Treat Heart plays the role of Ali Baba in this episode with Beastly and Shriekly playing the roles of the theiving villains. Treat Heart must outwit the two villains in order to rescue the other Care Bears missing stuff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160533 +0000" stop="20260915162726 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Brightenstein's Monster / The Care Fair Scare - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs learn that just because someone acts or looks different dosn't mean they're not / The Care Bears organize a fair to cheer children up and make them happy but Shreeky and Beastly   are determined to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162726 +0000" stop="20260915164919 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Ancient Gift / Ski Trouble - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Grams tells a story of ancient Egypt, Beastly and Shreeky try to break the friendship between   two neighboring countries by stealing a precious gift. / Bright Heart goes skiing by himself, and is nearly captured by Beastly and Shreeky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164919 +0000" stop="20260915171114 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Care Bears Exercise Show / The Care-A-Lot Games - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Champ Bear hosts an exercise show complete with a warm up aerobics, and many helpful fitness   tips. / The city of Care-A-Lot is holding its Care-A-Lot Games, an event similar to the Olympics in the human world.  As fast as the games start, Shrieky and Beastly team up to cheat their way to winning all the medals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171114 +0000" stop="20260915173307 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gram's Cooking Corner / A Care Bear's Look at Food Facts and Fables - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Gram's bear has a new cooking show on TV and she's baking cookies. Even Beastly watches it and tries to make some. / The Care Bears host a fascinating potpourri of cooking trivia and yummy recipes that children can do themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173307 +0000" stop="20260915175501 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Came to Stay / The Space Bubbles - S04E29</title>
    <desc>A wild animal Cheer brings on board the S.s. Friendship creates so much trouble that she soon learns animals should remain in the wild. / When the Care Bears help a marooned Space Clown, Grumpy unfortunately gets the brunt of the   Clown's practical jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175501 +0000" stop="20260915181654 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheer's Bears Chance / A Hungry Little Guy - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Cheer must prove herself to the rest of the crew when Beastly and Shreeky attack the SS Friendship. / Beastly and Shreeky place an alien on board the SS Friendship to create havoc among the crew   members so they can take over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181654 +0000" stop="20260915183849 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Of The Moon / On Duty - S04E33</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart believes he's not needed by his crew and becomes the King of the Moon but soon   learns that they need him after all. / Treat Hear learns there is a time to work and a time to play because of her, Shreeky captures   Hugs and Tugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183849 +0000" stop="20260915190043 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Box / The Frozen Forest - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Trouble starts when the crew of the SS Friendship become obsessed with opening a box to be   delivered to an alien planet. / The crew of the SS Friendship is in big trouble when Beastly and Shreeky plan to use a freezing   ray and turn them to ice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190043 +0000" stop="20260915192236 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy's Little Friend / One Million C.B. - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Grumpy wants to see his little dinosaur friend again but has more to contend with when Shreeky   and Beastly attack Cavetown and only he can defend it. / In the Stone Age, Grams Bear wants Baby Hugs and Tugs to help her   do the daily chores that need to be done in the cave, but Baby Hugs and Tugs don't feel like working today so they pretend to come down with a terrible sickness so they can avoid work. Their plan works a little too well as Grams Bear puts her children in bed and tells them to stay in their section of the cave until she   brings back some berries that will cure the sickness. Baby Hugs and Tugs feel really badly about worrying Grams Bear needlessly so they wipe off the green crayon dots they put on themselves to make them look sick, but instead of Grams Bear thinking that her   children are better, she thinks that their disease has gotten worse! Only one thing will ""Cure"" the two baby Care Bears now: a tear from No-Heartsaurus, and he has never cried before ever. With Grams Bear and Brave Heart Lion willing to risk life and limb for the baby bears, will Baby Hugs and Tugs guilty consciences let them reveal their secret b</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192236 +0000" stop="20260915194429 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tugs The Brave / Coconut Crazy - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Little Tugs tries to be like his hero Brave Heart but realizes he'd rather be himself when he   confronts a dangerous dinosaur. / Brave Heart doesn't think much of Bright Heart's zany inventions but soon changes his tune   when one of them saves Cavetown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121401 +0000" stop="20260915123625 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123625 +0000" stop="20260915125845 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125845 +0000" stop="20260915132110 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132110 +0000" stop="20260915134330 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Tender - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart and Uncle Tenderheart try to hide how much they miss each other when the young bear has to stay away from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134330 +0000" stop="20260915140555 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Stuff - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Beastly steals the Cousins' ship, Bright Heart must take charge to get it back and save the Share Cloud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140555 +0000" stop="20260915142819 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Share Shack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the Cousins help the Care Bears build a new snack bar, the two groups begin to compete with each other to see who's best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142819 +0000" stop="20260915145043 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly Badgered - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears invite the Cousins to the Belly Badge Bonanza to show off their powers. But Beastly feels left out and tries to spoil the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145043 +0000" stop="20260915151308 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151308 +0000" stop="20260915153532 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BFFs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harmony doesn't show up for a picnic, Share has fun with someone else instead. But then a jealous Harmony tries to get back at her best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153532 +0000" stop="20260915155756 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155756 +0000" stop="20260915162017 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart promises to have the awesomest day ever with two different friends, but it may be more fun than one bear can handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162017 +0000" stop="20260915164241 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164241 +0000" stop="20260915170505 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170505 +0000" stop="20260915172726 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172726 +0000" stop="20260915174950 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174950 +0000" stop="20260915181211 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Tender - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart and Uncle Tenderheart try to hide how much they miss each other when the young bear has to stay away from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181211 +0000" stop="20260915183435 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Stuff - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Beastly steals the Cousins' ship, Bright Heart must take charge to get it back and save the Share Cloud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183435 +0000" stop="20260915185659 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Share Shack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the Cousins help the Care Bears build a new snack bar, the two groups begin to compete with each other to see who's best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185659 +0000" stop="20260915191923 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly Badgered - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears invite the Cousins to the Belly Badge Bonanza to show off their powers. But Beastly feels left out and tries to spoil the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191923 +0000" stop="20260915194148 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
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    <title>Damascus, NE - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Carnivale finally arrives in Damascus, Ben gets closer to finding his father when another vision of a man with the shredded face leads him to the town's seedy hotel. Ben then goes to investigate further, and finally meets his father, who is working as a clerk at the hotel. Meanwhile, Bishop McNaughton arrives at Brother Justin's new residence at the Temple of Jericho at New Canaan where he puts Justin on notice about the content of his sermons. Back at the Carnivale, Jonesy cannot get the departed Sofie out of his mind, while Libby and Rita Sue continue their war of words. With Ben unaware that Stroud is on his trail, Ben learns more about who he is when he brings Scudder to Management. He learns that Scudder is Management's evil opposite. Also, Libby and Jonesy finally 'get it on' over their growing attraction to each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131321 +0000" stop="20260915140453 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outskirts, Damascus, NE - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ben and Samson have a heated argument over some bad news that Ben tells him about the death of Management, and Samson learns from Ruthie about seeing Stroud abduct Scutter. Ben suggests that they must track down Stroud at once so he will lead them to Brother Justin. Meanwhile, Iris and Justin back a local politician while Justin reveals his evil side to Reverend Balthus. Back at Carnivale, Rita Sue tries to play hardball with Bud, Stumpy's debt collector, by showing him who's the boss. Libby shocks her parents by revealing that she and Jonesy got married after a drunken night out, which prompts Stumpy to stage a dinner with them. In New Canaan, Wilfred Talbot Smith arrives with more bad news that he's interpreted a bad sign for Justin that his enemy has the power to destroy him with a special dagger. Lila offers to support Ruthie over her recent emotional status. At Carnivale, Jones is blamed for an accident when a car on the Ferris wheel collapses, and Ben resorts to draining the life force from a young woman to save the life of her son. At the end, Sofie finds a new job: as the new house maid for Brother Justin.</desc>
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    <title>Lincoln Highway, UT - S02E09</title>
    <desc>While driving down a desolate highway in rural Utah on his trail of Stroud, Ben comes across Jones and Libby, the victims of a vigilante group blaming Jonesy for the Ferris wheel accident, leading to Ben to try to heal Jonesy. Back at Carnivale, Ruthie has another possession by the deceased Lotz who leaves a lipstick message that Sofia is the Omega. Lila then tries to reach the deceased Lodz. At the Canaan camp, the invalid Reverend Balthus takes a shot at Justin during his fiery political sermon, and when chaos breaks out, Justin shocks the crowd with forgiveness. Meanwhile, Iris takes Eleanor on a picnic where she makes the mistake of confining in Iris that she suspects that Brother Justin is actually a demon, and Iris pays her back by revealing that she already knows... and then kills her. Sofie finds salvation in her new work for Brother Justin. On the road, Stroud lets the morphine flow for the captive Scudder, while Ben tries to get a head on Stroud's whereabouts.</desc>
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    <title>Cheyenne, WY - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Following another one of Ben's visions, he and Joney set out to find Stroud and they soon arrive in the Wyoming state capital where from a discarded newspaper in a recently vacated hotel room, they finally learn the name and location of Ben's nemesis. Back at Carnivale, Libby struggles to stick to her alibi that Jones concocts for them, but lets the story about Ben slip to her mother. Samson then has a heart-to-heart talk with Libby about Ben's magical abilities. At Justin's ministry camp, Stroud arrives and finally meets his evil master face-to-face. There, Wilfred Talbot Smith intercepts a near disaster for Justin and reneges on a deal with Scudder, who plans an escape... but Justin does a little backseat driving. Also, Iris discovers that Sofie is actually Justin's illuminate daughter, while Stroud increases security for Justin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154503 +0000" stop="20260915163825 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outside New Canaan - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Samson announces that the carnival's next stop is in the Christian camp of New Canaan, California, both Lila and Stumpy challenge his authority. Jones arrives back with the troupe and gives Samson the information what he and Ben found about Brother Justin. Meanwhile, Libby urges Jones to reveal the secret of Ben's powers to the rest of the troupe, despite Samson's protest. While Ben infiltrates Justin's ministry camp to look for him, he finds Sofie being baptized as a new converts when a new tragedy rises from the pond... in the form of the murdered Eleanor. Later, Justin is startled by a development in the migrant camp when Samson and Jones arrive and persuade Iris to let them set up shop there. That night, when Ben wants to make his move to kill Justin, Jones intervenes and urges patience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163825 +0000" stop="20260915172838 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Canaan, CA - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the cliff-hanging season finale, Samson devises a grand plan by scheming with Ben, Jones, and the entire troupe to lure Brother Justin to Carnivale for his confrontation with Ben. Meanwhile, Stroud wants to protect Justin who correctly suspects that the carnival is setting a trap for him. Sofie finds herself locked in a dark shed after she tells Justin her conflicted thoughts about where her loyalties lay, and soon becomes terrorized by ghostly visions of her mother. Rita Sue is touched by Samson's generosity of giving her the money needed to pay off Stumpy's loan shark. Later, the final confrontation approaches when Brother Justin persuades Iris to overcome her fear of heights by riding the Carnivale Ferris Wheel where Jones traps both of them in for Ben to drain Justin's powers, and Ben performs his most important healing of Reverend Balthus, leading to Ben and Justin finally meeting face-to-face, and the visions of Ben and Justin becoming full circle. At the same time, Joney sets out to rescue Sofie from Stroud, but soon realizes (way too late) that she has made her choice to which side her loyalties are.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172838 +0000" stop="20260915182356 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milfay - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Oklahoma Dust Bowl, 1934. 18-year-old Ben Hawkins is a young man whom lives with his physically sick, God-fearing mother. After his mother dies from a long illness, Ben unceremoniously buries her in the back yard of his home which is then repossessed for outstanding late payments. Ben is taken in by a traveling carnival troupe (titled Carnivale) and becomes acquainted with the residents whom include the kind-hearted dwarf owner Samson; his right-hand man and head rigger Clayton Jones; Gypsy tarot reader Sofie; the bearded lady Lila; girlie tent owner Felix "Stumpy" Dreifuss, his wife Rita Sue whom Felix solicits to some of the patrons, and their two teenage daughters Libby and Dora Mae; Gekco the Reptile Man; snake charmer Ruthie; Ruthie's son Gabriel, the low-IQ strongman; and conjured twins Alexandria (Alex) and Caladonia (Cat). Ben is revealed to have strange mystical powers of clairvoyance and healing which worry Professor Lodz, the blind mystic of the traveling troupe. Meanwhile in the small town of Mintern, California, an evangelical preacher, named Brother Justin Crowe, receives a sign when a woman vomits up silver coins that disappear before his eyes, that leaves him awakened to the possibility of mysterious powers that he has and it somehow gives him a psychic connection to Ben, both of whom have never met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182356 +0000" stop="20260915191805 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Ball Is Over - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A practical joke which has him clean an old dirty trailer leads Ben to a piece of the puzzle of his past - a tuxedo-clad man named Scudder who Ben keeps seeing in his dreams and who may be his long-lost father. Meanwhile, Brother Justin and his sister Iris have a conversation with Justin's mentor, Reverend Norman Balthus, which makes him realize that he has a gift that he must put to use. With the help of a vision that comes to him at the right time, he persuades the owner of the local brothel Mr. Chin's to allow him to turn it into a house of worship for the local migrants. At the Carnivale, Sofie continues to tend to her comatose, telepathic mother, Apollonia, after their upsetting run in with Ben, whose powers can help, or harm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121232 +0000" stop="20260915123744 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Council - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dracula entrusts a deadly -- and personal -- mission with two humans who truly hate humanity, not knowing that he himself has become a target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123744 +0000" stop="20260915130252 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Homes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Belmont shares a bold strategy with Alucard and Sypha, Dracula addresses a conflict within his ranks. Isaac recalls a painful encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130252 +0000" stop="20260915132928 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Battles - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont travels to his family's archives, along with Sypha and a cynical Alucard. Godbrand voices a suspicion about Dracula's motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132928 +0000" stop="20260915135446 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Mast - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Godbrand's thirst grows stronger, Carmilla tries to recruit Hector. Isaac shows his loyalty, and Belmont shares a family story with Sypha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135446 +0000" stop="20260915141850 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Spell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carmilla presses forward with her plan despite Godbrand's disappearance. Sypha makes a startling discovery while combing the archives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141850 +0000" stop="20260915144414 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The River - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Does he really have what it takes to live up to his family’s reputation? It's time for Belmont to pick his fate. Also, Dracula prepares for the fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144414 +0000" stop="20260915151211 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Love - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With nothing less than the future of humanity at stake, Belmont, Alucard and Sypha do battle with their immortal enemy: Dracula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151211 +0000" stop="20260915154103 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Times - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the war between humans and vampires seemingly settled, the survivors -- both good and evil -- look toward the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154103 +0000" stop="20260915160835 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless Your Dead Little Hearts - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Alucard adjusts to his lonely new life, Belmont and Sypha pay a visit to an eerie and unusual town, and Carmilla returns home with a prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160835 +0000" stop="20260915163856 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reparation of My Heart - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Isaac gets some unexpected help in his search for Hector. Meanwhile, Carmilla plots a land grab and Alucard meets some fans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163856 +0000" stop="20260915170708 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Investigators - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont and Sypha's plan to leave Lindenfeld hits a snag. Isaac and the Captain debate the merits of humanity. Hector tries to get a read on Lenore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170708 +0000" stop="20260915173825 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Have a Scheme - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Zumi and Takka share their history with Alucard. Also, Saint Germain gains entrance to the priory, and Isaac receives an icy welcome in Genoa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173825 +0000" stop="20260915180047 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Seat of Civilisation and Refinement - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Belmont and the Judge discover an ominous symbol, Saint Germain's treasure hunt is cut short, and Alucard's bond with Zumi and Takka continues to grow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180047 +0000" stop="20260915182436 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Dream - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lenore continues to spend time with Hector, slowly earning his trust. Saint Germain experiences a telling nightmare about the Infinite Corridor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182436 +0000" stop="20260915185006 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Things Than Betrayal - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As Saint Germain makes unsettling discoveries, Isaac marches toward a showdown. Meanwhile, Belmont and Sypha question a monk — aggressively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185006 +0000" stop="20260915191507 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What the Night Brings - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is alive in the priory's basement, and for Belmont and Sypha, time is of the essence. Lenore opens up to Hector about Carmilla’s plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191507 +0000" stop="20260915194027 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harvest - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Night falls on Lindenfeld and all manner of hell breaks loose. Also, Isaac meets the Magician, Hector makes a pledge, and Zumi and Takka make a move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122303 +0000" stop="20260915125050 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rob has told Sharon about the Olivia situation, but the news is badly received, and she throws him out of the house. Unfortunately for him, the first person he can turn to is Dave, who is in the middle of an epic post break-up bender. Sharon tries to reach out to Rob, but after a brief reconciliation it turns into a major argument which sends the pair into a spiral of bad behaviour. For Sharon it's a night out with 'party pal' Kate, and for Rob it's the surprise decision to have a drink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125050 +0000" stop="20260915131623 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rob picks up where he left off last time, with an unexplained receipt for the morning after pill in his hand and a lot of questions for Sharon. Too drunk at the time to remember what she did, Sharon dodges Rob's interrogation and goes to see Nico perform with his band to find out the truth. Will she tell Rob what actually happened? The issue is unexpectedly forced when one of the kids has an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131623 +0000" stop="20260915134031 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon are still on shaky ground with each other and face challenges in their work lives too. Sharon returns to teaching, leaving Rob looking for a new job while in charge of the school run, where he is immediately embroiled in playground politics. Elsewhere Sharon's brother Fergal is moving to Spain, and while Rob goes to see Dave recovering in rehab, could his own addiction issues be rearing their ugly head?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134031 +0000" stop="20260915140422 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon find themselves facing financial difficulty after hearing bad news from the estate agent. Rob's at an all-time low and tries to battle his weight gain by joining a gym. Sharon's friend Fran is also dealing with vanity issues and tries to kick start a new life with plastic surgery. A last ditch attempt to resolve their money problems results in Rob being humiliated - will it lead him crawling back to his old job?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140422 +0000" stop="20260915142833 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Seemingly back in the swing of a fully functioning relationship, Rob and Sharon receive a very surprising dinner invitation from estranged couple Fran and Chris. Meanwhile, Fergal travels back to London to give an update on his unsatisfactory family life in Spain. Sharon has a check-up with a less than empathetic doctor where it's revealed that she's now pretty low in the egg department. And Rob's dark secret is uncovered by Chris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142833 +0000" stop="20260915145215 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from 'holiday in Canada', while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145215 +0000" stop="20260915151937 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon are in Ireland to say goodbye to Sharon's dad. Rob's utterly irrepressible mum Mia travels from America to pay her version of respects. With Fran reeling in shock, and Rob still unable to find the right time to talk about his almost-secret collapse, all roads are leading to a dramatic series finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151937 +0000" stop="20260915154604 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A new acquaintance becomes increasingly friendly with Rob, while Sharon dabbles in a new hobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154604 +0000" stop="20260915161125 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rob's newly religious sister Sidney visits from the US, and a child's accident at school reveals a surprising teacher-pupil rapport to Sharon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161125 +0000" stop="20260915163518 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sharon and Rob decide to get on a fitness drive. When Sharon visits her less-than- sympathetic local GP it dawns on her she's not in the peak condition she imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163518 +0000" stop="20260915165918 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Rob is pretty unenthusiastic about the prospect of celebrating brother-in-law Fergal's 40th birthday. Sharon comes face to face with her mum's new man, while Fran and Chris drunkenly party with their new partners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165918 +0000" stop="20260915172417 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sharon is unsettled by a strange moisture patch at school, while Rob's big boss visits London and takes a close interest in his career. Fran and Chris make a major decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172417 +0000" stop="20260915175214 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Sharon and Rob arrive in Boston for a family holiday only to receive some tragic news about Rob's mum, Mia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175214 +0000" stop="20260915181617 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An American man and an Irish woman fall in love with each other in London while navigating the choppy waters of their increasingly complicated lives. Scorching chemistry, instant pregnancy and genuine disaster provide the foundation for a relationship full of ups and downs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181617 +0000" stop="20260915184037 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sharon faces the reality of having a giant new room-mate in the form of Rob, the man whose child she happens to be carrying, and her brother Fergal doesn't make life any easier. Rob also meets up with an old school friend and comes up with a proper proposal to help Sharon feel better about their situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184037 +0000" stop="20260915190445 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As pregnant Sharon's hormones plague her with waves of different emotions, she has a chance meeting with an old flame, which leads to dinner. Meanwhile, Rob struggles to generate advertising business, since he has very few contacts in London, and begins a clandestine friendship with Chris, who is married to a woman Sharon can't stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190445 +0000" stop="20260915192843 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sharon's parents visit from Ireland and have a strained introduction to Rob. More health complications create stress for them both, and Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192843 +0000" stop="20260915195255 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the couple plan their wedding, Rob decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Sharon - but also finds himself searching for a new job after his Boston bosses fire him during a video call. To make matters worse, the groom's mother (guest star Carrie Fisher) reveals a big secret he has been keeping from his fiancee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123426 +0000" stop="20260915131550 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A couple needed to build a deck to expand their tiny home and a retaining wall to keep the house from sliding down the hill. Instead, they got a part-time stripper and a fulltime liar who’s horrible work is ready to collapse!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131550 +0000" stop="20260915135713 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paved with Bad Intentions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After ruining a young couple's yard and their plans to start a family, contractor Ray proves hard to catch. Skip and Adam try to bring Ray back to the job!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135713 +0000" stop="20260915143838 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concrete Bungle - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip hunt for a reckless contractor that left the Rodriguez family’s four small kids in danger from sharp metal rebar, upturned stakes that look like booby traps, and a 20’ drop with no safety fence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143838 +0000" stop="20260915152000 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hack Attack! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip are shocked to discover that the worst carpenter they’ve ever busted is back at it again! But after betraying his fellow former marine, this hack gets payback when angry words explode into an all out brawl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152000 +0000" stop="20260915160125 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Than a Warzone - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A family escapes their war-torn country only to have an “expert” contractor turn their home into a combat zone. Cooking in a tent &amp; living in one room, the family needs Adam &amp; Skip to do battle with their absent expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160125 +0000" stop="20260915164249 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run for the Border - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After spending almost 100K, a family is left with no roof &amp; no hope. When their contractor breaks his promise to return, the team starts an all out manhunt to catch this AWOL contractor before he flees to Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164249 +0000" stop="20260915172413 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twice Burned - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A couple seeks justice after being swindled by a builder hired to help rebuild their fire-damaged home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172413 +0000" stop="20260915180536 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Roofless Business - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A contractor fails to finish a family's roof, forcing them out of their home; Adam and Skip try to get the contractor to return and do it right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180536 +0000" stop="20260915184701 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benedict Contractor - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A couple whose condo was left in shambles by their friend-turned-builder gets some help from Adam and Skip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184701 +0000" stop="20260915192825 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shred Bath and Be Gone - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A family is torn apart after their contractor rips out two bathrooms and flees with the money. Adam and Skip try to track down a mystery individual who may be able to bring the contractor to justice and mend the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120810 +0000" stop="20260915124611 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrill Kills: The Phoenix Serial Shooter - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A serial shooter targets random pedestrians on the Phoenix streets, leading detectives on a desperate hunt for a criminal driven to kill for sport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124611 +0000" stop="20260915132432 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Men Part 1: The Toronto Village Killer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After multiple gay men sharing similar features go missing in Toronto, detectives follow an international tip with horrific claims of cannibalism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132432 +0000" stop="20260915140015 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Men Part 2: The Toronto Village Killer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As more men vanish, a fresh task force assembles. New surveillance footage and recovered computer files provide a final chance to identify the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140015 +0000" stop="20260915144414 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Line: The Railroad Killer - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dubbed "The Railroad Killer," a man hops trains to his victims' homes, bludgeoning them, helping himself to their food — and evading police for years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144414 +0000" stop="20260915153138 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Terror: New York Zodiac Killer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In the '90s, a killer in New York selects his victims based on their birth signs. Can the cops catch him before he attacks all 12 symbols of the zodiac?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153138 +0000" stop="20260915161827 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunt: The Olympic Park Bomber - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A deadly bomb explodes at the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. But as FBI agents investigate subsequent attacks, they realize they've also become targets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161827 +0000" stop="20260915170417 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trained to Kill: The DC Sniper - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In 2002, a sniper shoots six victims in a Washington suburb, linking him to a spree that resulted in one of the largest manhunts in American history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170417 +0000" stop="20260915174656 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Count: The Green River Killer - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The unsolved murders of women around Green River near Seattle haunt investigators for decades - until crime scene science finally catches up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174656 +0000" stop="20260915182736 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunter: Aileen Wuornos - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A serial killer’s deadly road trip through Florida in 1990 leaves several men dead and spurs investigators to go undercover for an unexpected suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182736 +0000" stop="20260915190346 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies, Part 1: The Happy Face Killer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Odd suspects, questionable confessions and ever-shifting stories confuse detectives in the hunt for a young Oregon woman's killer in the early 1990s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190346 +0000" stop="20260915193633 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies, Part 2: The Happy Face Killer - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A consequential letter surfaces with stirring claims and upends the seemingly closed case, calling into question the guilt of the convicted criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121804 +0000" stop="20260915124150 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Cat / Trespassing - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Cat tried to be the part of Abraham Lincoln in a play, but Dog gets accepted for the part. / Dog smells his favorite fire hydrant and notices another Dog has been there, so he waits for the trespasser to come to the fire hydrant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124150 +0000" stop="20260915130517 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the CatDog - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dog had a surprise for Cat, and that was to join a Clown School.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130517 +0000" stop="20260915132905 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing For Trouble - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cat's hairball wins them a prize at the amusement park, and Dog chooses a fish as a prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132905 +0000" stop="20260915135259 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetch - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cat wins a prize and has five minutes to call in and claim his prize, but Winslow throws a ball causing Dog to chase it all over town, while Cat tries to hang on to a phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135259 +0000" stop="20260915141636 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lady is a Shriek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone in Nearburg is shocked to hear that Shreik is a girl, even the trees!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141636 +0000" stop="20260915144025 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog the Mighty - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dog gets a medal from Rancid Rabbit causing Dog to think he is a Superhero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144025 +0000" stop="20260915150415 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail the Great Meow Woof - S02E06</title>
    <desc>CatDog accidentally flies away on a kite and crashes into a statue of Rancid Rabbit, and the natives think CatDog is a God.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150415 +0000" stop="20260915152753 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S02E07</title>
    <desc>CatDog enter a band contest, but their competition includes The Greasers, who, from reading a ripped-up flyer, think it's just a huge battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152753 +0000" stop="20260915155142 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Greaser Sitting - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cliff's Neice comes to town for a visit, but Cliff needs a replacement babysitter (Lube was supposed to, but he was unable), so Cliff makes CatDog do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155142 +0000" stop="20260915161534 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Club - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cat wants to join a Cat Club, so he makes Dog wear a cat suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161534 +0000" stop="20260915163922 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Diggety Dog - S02E10</title>
    <desc>This is a CatDog short where they go onto a stage and sing about how they get along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163922 +0000" stop="20260915170311 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred the Flying Fish - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to capture ""Fred The Flying Fish"" for money, But as you know its hard to catch a flying fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170311 +0000" stop="20260915172701 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CatDog Divided - S02E14</title>
    <desc>CatDog end up getting sawed in half in a magic show by "The Amazing Ray," but when they try to find the magician who did it, they find out he is a fraud and is in jail. So, they go to another magic show to put them back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172701 +0000" stop="20260915175050 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unnatural - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cat is very bad at Baseball, so he puts on a Dog mask making the Greasers think Dog is bad, and Cat is good.While Dog is not knowing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175050 +0000" stop="20260915181441 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Ate it - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Dog gains a lot of weight after eating a lot, so Cat cannot enter the Dance Fiesta until Dog loses some pounds. But no matter how hard Cat tries, whenever Dog exercises, he ends up eating something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181441 +0000" stop="20260915183829 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dopes on Slopes - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to teach Dog how to ski, but when Dog jumps off the ski lift, a crazy series of events happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183829 +0000" stop="20260915190218 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Everybody in Nearburg is antispating the new Mean Bob movie coming out, except for Cat, that is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190218 +0000" stop="20260915192607 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine Lives - S02E19</title>
    <desc>While doing some cleaning in the attic, Dog releases Cat's other eight lives, which run around causing havoc in town, so CatDog have to catch them all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192607 +0000" stop="20260915194956 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dem Bones - S02E20</title>
    <desc>While at a museum, Dog wants to eat the bones of a dinosaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120432 +0000" stop="20260915124548 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traves &amp; Candy - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Traves asks for help with his Internet girlfriend Candy, it looks like a classic case of catfishing. But after more pieces of the puzzle come together, the guys realize they may have caught a bigger catfish than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124548 +0000" stop="20260915132650 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mandy &amp; Jose - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Mandy is in love with a guy that gives her everything except the truth! Mandy’s son has had enough and calls in Nev and Max for help. But following a trail of clues only takes them all deeper down the rabbit hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132650 +0000" stop="20260915140812 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiniti &amp; Dave - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Nev and Max head to NYC to help Infinti, a 19-year-old dancer who is certain that her online romance is the real deal. But when Nev and Max dive deep, they find Infiniti’s bae is far shadier than they ever imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140812 +0000" stop="20260915144914 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dylan &amp; Savenia - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Dylan's desperately fallen for a beautiful model with an elusive secret. With all the standard red flags, Nev and Max assume it's an open and shut case. The truth, however, is something stranger than fiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144914 +0000" stop="20260915153033 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiaira &amp; Cortney - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Kiaira and Cortney had a baby…The only catch is that Kiaira’s never met Cortney nor the baby! Nev and Max are called in to bring her family together, but they worry this could be the greatest manipulation in catfish history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153033 +0000" stop="20260915161152 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nina &amp; Jon - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Nina is a sexy webcam model, who’s considering leaving her husband for a big spender client she’s fallen in love with online. Nev and Max investigate this high stakes case to determine if his big tips come with bigger lies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161152 +0000" stop="20260915165310 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel &amp; Jordan - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A match on Tinder ignited a fire for Jordan that caused Angel to end a real-life relationship to pursue him. When Nev and his wife Laura get on the case they uncover dark truths that could lose Angel everyone close in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165310 +0000" stop="20260915173433 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breana &amp; Josh - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Breana has waited to marry Josh for 11 years, but her love fades when the boys uncover the man behind the profile. Now, Josh’s past catches up with him as Nev and Max launch a multistate manhunt to uncover the dark truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173433 +0000" stop="20260915181551 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chelsea &amp; Charles - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Nev and Max agree to help Chelsea finally meet her online boyfriend, Charles, in person. While Chelsea has only spoken to Charles once, on the phone, the guys soon show her that a picture speaks a thousand words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181551 +0000" stop="20260915185710 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nae &amp; Brandon - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Nev and Max attempt to help a young woman named Nae track down her elusive internet celebrity crush and soon find themselves embroiled in a catfish conspiracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185710 +0000" stop="20260915193829 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Derek &amp; Annabelle - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A mystery email leads Nev and Laura to help Derek track down his online love, Annabelle. After some investigation, they uncover a sexy Snapchat scandal, betrayal, and a conclusion that hits closer to home than Derek expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121153 +0000" stop="20260915123326 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Employee - S03E02</title>
    <desc>1. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera   2. Kenny G. vs. Flea   3. Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle
Fight summary:
1 - Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera
The girls fight for a while, finally they tear each other apart entirely.
2 - Kenny G. vs. Flea
Flea rips Kenny G's jaw off and throws it like a boomerang which ends up impaling Kenny's head.
3 - Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle
First LaSalle screams into a stetoscope jammed into Wyle's ear, so Wyle's head explodes...   LaSalle and Edwards puts Wyle on the operation table and LaSalle stabs him to death.
Later Edwards opens LaSalle's stomach and rips out his liver, then he injects the ebola virus into LaSalle, which makes him  dissolve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123326 +0000" stop="20260915125423 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turn on Your TV Day - S03E03</title>
    <desc>1. Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric   2. Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci   3. Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn
Fight Summary:
1 - Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric
First up was a thing called ""the to-die show"".   Katie and Bryant fought in a studio-like decorated ring, with Willard Scott casting the weather.
After a while, Bryant throws a chair towards Katie, who ducks, and the chair hits an old lady that Willard was interviewing.   He gets pissed, and just later, Bryant puts Katie in a bagel slicer, and is about to decapitate her when Willard Scott steps into the ring, he throws Bryant who gets stuck on the weather map, then Willard throw small suns, who works like chinese throwing stars, to hurt Bryant, then Willard and Katie throws Bryant through a glass window, and he is torn into pieces.
2 - Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci
After a few seconds, Judge Judy grabs a bible and smashes Susan Lucci's head so she dies.   Mills gets pissed at Judge Judy and they decide to fight.   Judge Judy tries to attack M</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125423 +0000" stop="20260915131546 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak Fights - S03E04</title>
    <desc>1. Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt   2. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack   3. Eminem vs. Kid Rock
First up: Flynt kills Hefner by running him over with his wheelchair, then folding him to the size of a newspaper, and then tearing him in half.
Second: Cousin Grimm wins by ripping Pierce's spine out and impaling him on it.
The Main Event (Eminem vs. Kid Rock) had Carson Daily to guest referee. In the middle of the fight, Kid Rock has his short partner Joe C. come on to help him out. Joe C. kills Carson Daily, and later on in the fight, Eminem punts him into the air. A fatal mistake, as Joe C. falls down and squashes Eminem. Strangely enough, Joe C. takes control of Slim Shady's body, and when Joe C. gets at mad Kid Rock, he kills him in his new body, leaving Joe C. to be the winner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131546 +0000" stop="20260915133702 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood - S03E05</title>
    <desc>1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner   2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates   3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Fight Summary:
1 - Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner
Kevin Smith brings a dog into the ring, it bites off one of Kevin Costner's hands, then Kevin Smith crams Kevin Costner into an envelope and the dog drags it away to a postal office, then we see the mail being delivered.. and dropped in the middle of the ocean, and Kevin Costner is bitten to pieces by sharks.
2 - Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates
The Battle of the Femmes Fatales
Kathy Bates knocks Sharon Stone out with a block of ice, then she puts on a pair of stiletto heels, and stomps Sharon in her stomach, Sharon slips away, and knocks Kathy down, and brings the mallot from ""Misery"" and smashes Kathy's foot off, the foot bounces and finally, the heel of the stiletto's impales Sharon's head.
3 - Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Spielberg brings a box into the ring, opens it, and the demons from ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" appear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133702 +0000" stop="20260915135822 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Congressional Hearings - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant.   The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135822 +0000" stop="20260915141954 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen Night - S03E07</title>
    <desc>1. Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano   2. Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen   3. Ryan Phillipe &amp; Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt &amp; Scott Wolf
The teen night, featuring teen fights.
Fight Summary:
1 - Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano
Two wicked witches.   After some mysteric magic, the girls are turned into real witches.   Alyssa uses her broom to tie up Melissa, and then the broom grows to a pole, and Alyssa uses a fireball to set it on fire...   Salem the cat tries to help Melissa, by putting out the fire, but the pole was too burnt, and it falls down and crushes both Melissa and the cat.
2 - Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen
The Olsen twins look alike, and they even fight alike, after a while, a weird looking creature steps into the ring - Betty-Sue, the third Olsen twin.   Mary-Kate and Ashley decides to team up and beat the third sister, but the third Olsen twin is insane, and slices Mary-Kate and Ashley into pieces.
3 - Ryan Phillipe &amp; Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141954 +0000" stop="20260915144055 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lugs &amp; Rock'n'roll - S03E08</title>
    <desc>1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee   2. Axl Rose vs. Slash   Main Event:  Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt
Summaries:
1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee   Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants.   She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner
2. Axl Rose vs. Slash   Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender.  But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child.  He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?).
Main Event:  Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt    The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons.  Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on Earnh</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144055 +0000" stop="20260915150157 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny &amp; Debbie.... In Love? (1) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>First it's a game show host fight, Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin!  The two battle in chairs that contain many deadly traps, and answer questions in 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' style.  In the end, Chuck Woolery wins.
Next is Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci, a battle of the midgets!  Napoleon loses the arm he doesn't keep tucked in his coat, and Pesci loses one of his legs.  But then Napoleon pulls out his other hand, which is toxic from being in his coat for several centuries.  He shoves it into Joe's mouth, and poisons him to death (if that's how you say it).  Napoleon wins!
Kevin Bacon wasn't exactly well-informed when he came to the Deathmatch stadium. Thinking that he was going to be able to preform with his brother, Jesse Ventura. (a.k.a. WWF's 'The Body')   First Meg Ryan stepped into the ring, they fought for a while, and then Kevin threw her out off the ring, and she got impaled on a sign.   Next Martin Lawrence appeared, however he was dressed in way too many clothes, so he collap</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150157 +0000" stop="20260915152328 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travelling (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr   2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper   3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers
The first two fights took place way back in time since Nick and Johnny jumped into the time machine to go look for Debbie, who disappeared in the last episode.
Fight Summary:
1 - Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr
First on their trip, Nick and Johnny landed in ancient Rome, in the Colluseum.   Nick was forced to face the Satyr while Johnny and Julius Caesar commented.   The fight ends when Nick showes a roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half.
2 - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper
Next they landed in 19th century London.   The ripper tried to kill Debbie, but she just kicked his ass, however Sherlock Holmes steps in and decides to fight the ripper.   It turns out that Holmes is a real moron, he ignores every evidence Watson gives him, Watson gets killed by the ripper, and Sherlock finally sees the killer.   The ripper has a couple of knives and stuff inside his coat, an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152328 +0000" stop="20260915154449 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Head of Nicky jr. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The line-up was the Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, then John Malkovich vs. John Cusack, and the Main Event was Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic.
In Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, the band was unaware that they were really fighting The Machine, and in the end, all four band members were killed and stuffed into jars.
NOTE that Al Gore vs Weird Al took place before John Cusack vs John Malkovitch since the two Johns was gone (into Nicky jr.'s head),
At first, in the Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Al Gore can't deal any damage personally to 'Weird Al'.  But in the end, he pulls the Branch of Executives from his arse, bludgerons the Prince of Polkas, and then kills him by sucking his brains out through his eyeballs.
In John Malkovich vs. John Cusack took place in Nicky jr's head, a spoof of ""Being John Malkovich"". (they enter through a refrigerator door)   The fight ends with John Malkovitch using a brain-nerve to electrocute John Cusack.
[thanx to Groucho Magmarx for</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154449 +0000" stop="20260915160614 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma   2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway   3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
Fight Summary:
1 - Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma
First up came the second freakfight.   Beni Trauma was way superior, and he cuts off Potato Kahn's arms and throws him on the grill, then he puts on some deadly spice, which causes Potato Kahn to grow tentacles, and he grabs a hold of Beni Trauma and rips off his head.
2 - Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway
After the first fight, Mankind had the ability to fight anyone he wanted too, he chose Ernest Hemingway.
Mankind puts a sock on his hand and rips off Hemingway's jaw, and his brain and eyes falls out.
3 - James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
Metallica vs Limp Bizkit
These guys fought in metal armor and with electromagnets in the arena, they were pulled in various directions...   Finally Fred Durst slips out of his armor and the power of the magnets rips Hetfield in half.   But Hetfield is still alive and he grabs a hoover and uses it to blow metal par</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160614 +0000" stop="20260915162733 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of WWF - S03E13</title>
    <desc>1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin   2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker   3. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162733 +0000" stop="20260915164909 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prisoners - S03E14</title>
    <desc>1. James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen   2. Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore   3. Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
Fight Summary:
1 - James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen
These guys fought for the right to name a chain of restrooms.   They brought restroom stuff into the ring, and finally, Bruce throws James onto a toilet, and James gets stuck.   Bruce flushes, and the toilet sucks James Gandolfini down, leaving Bruce Springsteen as the winner.
2 - Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore
Old Charlie's angel vs new Charlie's angel
Farrah and Drew had fighting styles like animals, Farrah like a dodo and Drew as a giraffe.   Farrah uses her dodo abilities to grab Drew Barrymore's head, fly up (stretching Drew's neck), release the head, which falls down, and Drew is torn apart by the hit.
3 - Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
This fight took place in an arena decorated as a prison yard.   Robert kept bribing the guard to do stuff with Christian, but Christian killed the guard,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164909 +0000" stop="20260915171009 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courtney Love Returns - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The fights are Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment, and then Dave Grohl &amp; Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love for the Main Event.
Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy:   The two stars of '48 Hours' fight, and Eddie seems to be winning.  But then Nick takes over and finishes off Eddie by pulling out his heart with his own hand.  Nick Nolte (in a bathrobe) wins!
Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment:   Culkin was the 'Home Alone' kid, but now he's a disgruntled teenager who wants the newest kid star (Osment) out of the picture.  The ring looks like a kid's jungle gym at grade school, but the fighting makes the place look quite deadly.  After Haley gets knocked around enough by Culkin, he sees dead people.  Sure enough, the celebrities of previous fights who had died come back as ghosts to tear Macaulay Culkin to pieces!  Haley Joel Osment wins!
Dave Grohl &amp; Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love:   It's a Dome of Devastation fight, and it is two against one.    However Billy Cor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171009 +0000" stop="20260915173059 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Lucy Lawless - S03E16</title>
    <desc>1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser   2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas   3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick &amp; Johnny.
Fight Summary:
1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser
These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with.   It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes.
2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas
In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it...
3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off.
Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head.
Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it.
Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, which</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173059 +0000" stop="20260915175158 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Episode II - S03E17</title>
    <desc>1. Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy   2. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire   3. Zombie Stacy Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos
In the second halloween episode, the arena is haunted by the ghost of Stacy Cornbred, who blew up in episode 216...   So a lot of strange things happen, a mummy and a vampire appears, and loads of zombies... so the three fights was pre-empted.   However...
Fight Summary:
1 - Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy
Nick accidently fell off the announcer's booth, and was attacked by a mummy, but Brendan Fraser appears and uses his whip to toss the mummy into the arena.
In the end, a part of the mummy's wrapping gets stuck on some guy in the audience's watch, and Brendan spins the mummy, so he comes completly unwrapped... finally Brendan knocks the mummy's skull and spine out with a chair.
2 - Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire
After the first commercial, flies starts entering the arena, and then Nick is bitten by a bat, which is knocked away and lands in the ring, there i</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175158 +0000" stop="20260915181211 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night of Vomit - S03E18</title>
    <desc>1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner   2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres   3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
Summary:
1 - Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner
After a while, Reynolds rips of Shatner's toupee, then he shoots Shatner in the stomach with a laser, this makes Shatner really thin, and pissed off, just later, Shatner rips off Reynolds' toupee, then he shoves it into Reynolds' mouth, and then he rips off Reynolds' stomach so the intestance falls out.
2 - Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres
Dr Laura is was superior, until David Crosby jumps into the ring, and feeds Ellen with his old liver, this turns Ellen into a he-woman, very strong, and wild, Ellen starts beating up Dr Laura, and finally she holds dr Laura upside down, and her brain falls out.
3 - George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
Bush vs Bush
This fight ends with Gavin plugging his guitar into Bush's ear, and after playing some really high tones, this president's head explodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181211 +0000" stop="20260915183347 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suddenly Diamond - S03E19</title>
    <desc>1. Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston   2. Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster   3. Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
Fight Summary:
1 - Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston
""The World's Deadliest Divas - Part 3""
Whitney starts spinning Diana around, and throw her against the ropes, and she bounces off, and lands in an x-ray machine.   Whitney starts the machine, and it x-rays Diana, so her head burns up.
2 - Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster
Jodie bit off Anthony's face.   Just later, Julianne Moore appears with Hopkins' face above her, just like in ""Silence of the Lambs"", then Julianne kicks Jodie down, and Anthony devours Jodie Foster.
3 - Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
These guys fought in the tower of terror.   When both fighters had made it to the top, Charlton jumped off, and landed alive and well.   Then he starts chopping down the tower, but Russell uses his armpit hair to make a rope, and swing himself to safety.   The tower falls, and crushes Charlton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183347 +0000" stop="20260915185405 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Night II - S03E20</title>
    <desc>1. Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd   2. Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley   3. Keenen &amp; Damon Wayans vs. Daniel &amp; Alec Baldwin
i know how it turned out but i'm not sure about the main event... i'll add it some day... here's the info for fight 1 and 2:
1 - Ashley Judd vs Wynonna Judd
Ashely tried to help her sister lose weight by sucking the fat out through a straw, but Wynonna's girdle broke and the fat rushed down and into Ashley's head... filling it... Ashley trips on Wynonna's leg and falls and her head splashes.
2 - Sherman Hemsley vs Carroll O'Connor
The fighters fought in a sitcom set, and they both run up to the second floor, falls down the stairs into the closet, Mills opens the closet, and both fighters collapse.
3 - Alec &amp; Daniel Baldwin vs Keenen &amp; Damon Wayans
Alec encouraged his brother to pretend to be an actor... a guy on a hotel who has just been cut off from the bar... he freaks out and sees Damon as a refrigerator and thinking he rips out some beers, he rips out Damon</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185405 +0000" stop="20260915191521 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Gets High - S03E22</title>
    <desc>1. Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey    2. Sandra Bullock vs. Angelina Jolie    3. Woody Harrelson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
When Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie fought, a very disturbing brother of Jolie was trying to be a little too helpful for his sister (good luck kiss, mouth-to-mouth when she's winning).  At the start, Sandra doesn't act too tough, but then she becomes violent and really starts hammering the Tomb Raider.  She puts a bomb in the seat of Jolie's pants, but her brother pulls it out and gets blown up himself.  Angelia then fastens her lips onto the polls, drags Sandra towards her by suck in, and slices Miss Congeniality in half with her jumbo lips.
Woody Harrelson and Leonardo DiCaprio fought in a jungle-like arena.  In the end, Woody knocks Leonardo into a giant venus fly-trap's reach, and DiCaprio is munched up.
Dana and Mike were going to use SNL characters, Dana Carvey won by shoving his fingers through Mike Myers skull, and calling himself ""the guy who shoves pinkies thro</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191521 +0000" stop="20260915193627 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathcon 2001 - S03E23</title>
    <desc>1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton   2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm   3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson
Nick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York.
Fight Summary:
1 - Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton
Sigourney pops Linda's mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down ""I'm the king of the world"" in blood, and makes Sigourney say it.   This freaks Linda out since ""I'm the king of the world"" is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her.   Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a ""chest-buster"" (plastic hand)
2 - Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm
The finale of the freakfights.
Cousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips.   The potato</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193627 +0000" stop="20260915195743 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fandemonium III - S03E24</title>
    <desc>1. Beavis vs. Butthead   2. Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
A huge fandemonium.
Fight Summary:
1 - Beavis vs. Butthead
Beavis drinks too many beers and turns into Cornholio...   Too drunk from the beers, he slices up Butthead.
2 - Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
This fight covered both the second and the third part of the episode, the second part when Nick resurrected them from the dead, and the third part was the fight itself.
Here's how it turned out.
The Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync each formed a special attack form: 'N Sync by holding each other together and forming a wheel, and Backstreet Boys by forming themself into a giant beast... this is hard to explain...
The Backstreet Beast was way superior to the 'N Sync pinwheel, and the beast grabbed Joey and threw him into the wall, crushing his head.
But Justin and Chris shocked the beast to death by using some electric wires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123836 +0000" stop="20260915132026 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Gals vs Funny Guys and Louie Anderson vs Christina Milian - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Paul Scheer leads a team of comedic male celebs squaring off against June Diane Raphael leading a team of female comedy stars; and Louie Anderson and his family battle Christina Milian and her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132026 +0000" stop="20260915140244 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelors vs Bachelorettes and Sandra Lee vs Lea Thompson - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Men from "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" battle a team of women from the same franchise; Sandra Lee and her family square off against Lea Thompson and her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140244 +0000" stop="20260915144501 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie Garth vs Kyle Massey and Lee Brice vs Jerrod Niemann - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature the families from actress Jenny Garth and actor Kyle Massey. In a separate game, family members from Country Music Association award-winning recording artist Lee Brice take on multiplatinum country music artist Jerrod Niemann and his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144501 +0000" stop="20260915152719 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith Evans vs Ross Mathews and USA Gymnastics vs USA Swimming - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature the families from multiplatinum Grammy Award-winning recording artist Faith Evans and television personality Ross Mathews. In a separate game, legendary Olympians from the U.S. gymnastics team take on celebrated athletes from the U.S. Olympic swim team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152719 +0000" stop="20260915160539 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kardashian Family vs The West Family - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Celebrity teams feature members of the Kardashian and West families, who are playing for Children's Hospital Los Angeles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160539 +0000" stop="20260915164757 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside the NBA vs MLB All-Stars and Rashad Jennings vs Team Eve - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature iconic NBA analysts from "Inside the NBA" on TNT verses baseball and softball all-stars from Team MLB. In a separate game, family members headed up by celebrity team captains, rapper Eve and retired running back Rashad Jennings, will compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164757 +0000" stop="20260915173014 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steph Curry vs Chris Paul and Laurie Hernandez vs Shawn Johnson East - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature NBA All-Star Chris Paul and NBA Champion Steph Curry. In a separate game, family members headed up by Olympic gymnasts Laurie Hernandez and Shawn Johnson East square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173014 +0000" stop="20260915181200 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Dunham vs Ming-Na Wen and Taye Diggs vs Caroline Rhea - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and actress Ming-Na Wen (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.). In a separate game, family members of actor Taye Diggs and actress Caroline Rhea (Caroline and Friends) compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181200 +0000" stop="20260915185418 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherri Shepherd vs Ian Ziering and Tommy Chong vs Derek Fisher &amp; Gloria Govan - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature former co-host of The View Sherri Shepherd and actor Ian Ziering. In a separate game, family members of actor-comedian Tommy Chong compete against five-time NBA Champion Derek Fisher and his fiancee, television host Gloria Govan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185418 +0000" stop="20260915193605 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grey's Anatomy vs Station 19 and Aly &amp; AJ vs Adrienne Houghton - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature an all-star lineup from ABC's long-running hit series, Grey's Anatomy versus a stellar roster of stars from ABC's new hit Station 19. In a separate game, family members of American pop-rock duo Aly &amp; AJ and Adrienne Houghton, co-host of The Real, compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122220 +0000" stop="20260915130457 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loretta Lynn - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Country music superstar Loretta Lynn, the "Queen of Country," invites viewers into her legendary, and HAUNTED, Tennessee estate. In this exclusive and highly personal special, world-renowned medium Kim Russo travels to Loretta's home to reveal the darkest and most surprising details of this true-life Celebrity Ghost Story. It's a rare glimpse into the life of a legend as she re-connects with her lost loved ones and unlocks the past of her famous home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130457 +0000" stop="20260915134809 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alan Thicke, Fairuza Balk, Kevin Pollak, Laila Ali - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Alan Thicke and his son encounter a murderous Russian ghost while visiting Moscow. On her first trip to Los Angeles alone, sixteen year old Fairuza Balk is attacked by an evil energy in her hotel room bed. Kevin Pollak comes face to face with the other side when his girlfriend is possessed by the dead crying out for help. Boxing champion Laila Ali wasn't afraid of anything until she was terrorized by a spirit in her friend's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134809 +0000" stop="20260915143120 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dyan Cannon, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Quinton Aaron, Bridget Marquardt - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A young Dyan Cannon is visited in the night by a guardian spirit. Wendi McLendon-Covey has a paranormal encounter after a walk through a cemetery. Quinton Aaron encounters a menacing spirit on a deserted college campus. And Bridget Marquardt connects with an evil spirit after playing with a Ouiji board.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143120 +0000" stop="20260915151428 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joan Osborne, Ahmad Rashad, Mia Tyler, Renee Taylor - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Joan Osborne is attacked by the ghost of a woman with a painful history; Ahmad Rashad is visited by a witch who guides him through some of the most challenging chapters of his life; Mia Tyler is attacked by the ghosts of abused hospital patients at a newly converted Los Angeles Hotel; haunted by her mother's spirit, Renee Taylor is challenged to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151428 +0000" stop="20260915155729 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaka Khan, Kristin Bauer, Iqbal Theba - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chaka Khan is saved by a guardian angel; Kristin Bauer comes face to face with the spirit of her father; and Iqbal Theba is terrorized by a demonic spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155729 +0000" stop="20260915164028 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mickey Rooney, Brande Roderick, Eric Mabius, Kim Coles - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mickey Rooney receives a life-changing message from the other side. A demonic entity terrorizes Brande Roderick throughout her life. Eric Mabius discovers the tragic past of a grieving ghost. And a guardian angel saves Kim Coles from an abusive relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164028 +0000" stop="20260915172338 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beverley Mitchell, Mark Curry, Donovan Leitch, Phyllis Diller - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Beverley Mitchell uncovers the evil past of an abandoned insane asylum; Mark Curry awakens an angry spirit in his new home; Donovan Leitch unearths an uninvited guest at his country house; and Phyllis Diller comes face to face with the ghost of her childhood muse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172338 +0000" stop="20260915180644 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Olsen, Rita Coolidge, Fairuza Balk, Enrico Colantoni - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Susan Olsen is viciously attacked by a jealous spirit; Rita Coolidge defends herself against evil entities; Fairuza Balk confronts two ghosts who died tragically; and Enrico Colantoni receives closure 30 years after the death of his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180644 +0000" stop="20260915184751 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christopher Atkins, Maria Conchita Alonso, Scott Patterson - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Scott Patterson encounters ghosts on death row; Maria Conchita Alonso is haunted by the tragic death of her best friend; and Christopher Atkins discovers a horrifying secret from a past life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184751 +0000" stop="20260915193044 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cindy Williams, Audrina Patridge, Giancarlo Espisito, Joan Van Ark - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cindy Williams is attacked by an evil, malicious spirit; Audrina Patridge is followed home by a malevolent ghost; Giancarlo Esposito encounters a family of apparitions who have yet to cross over to the other side; Joan Van Ark unwittingly invokes the spirit she was hired to portray and reunites two long lost lovers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122416 +0000" stop="20260915125123 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The group follows the Rainbow Road into a deep, dark hole, where a Moletaur locks them in jail and informs them that they'll face the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125123 +0000" stop="20260915131823 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition: A Quest for the Sash - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Zulius brings the herd to Cataur Valley, where the shaman is fuzzy but fierce. To earn a piece of the key, Horse goes glam for a silly competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131823 +0000" stop="20260915134530 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride the Whaletaur Shaman! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Horse hopes to find the final shaman in Merfolk Town. But she's growing discouraged — and looking more and more like a centaur every day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134530 +0000" stop="20260915141158 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The herd makes it to the Rift and reminisces about their time together while waiting for Waterbaby to arrive with the final piece of the key.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141158 +0000" stop="20260915143929 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Horse and Rider face a frightening enemy. Back in Centaurworld, the herd summons up the courage to enter the void and fight for their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143929 +0000" stop="20260915150727 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horsatia Wighair Beansz? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to recruit an army to defend Centaurworld, but no one wants to join. The herd visits the Horsetaurs' castle to see if they'll help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150727 +0000" stop="20260915153451 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Herd All the Terd - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Up in their cloud condo complex, the Birdtaurs have been obsessively watching the herd: Horse and friends are their favorite reality stars!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153451 +0000" stop="20260915160250 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Tummy, Your Hurts - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to enlist the fierce Coldtaurs in her battle — but they capture Glendale! Back in the human world, Waterbaby sends a message to Rider.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160250 +0000" stop="20260915163044 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes: Part 3 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Underground Kingdom, Horse learns that Rider has a magnificent new horse named Becky Apples. Would Rider really replace her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163044 +0000" stop="20260915165834 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunch O' Scrunch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Horse discovers a powerful ability: She can jump into backstories! And seeing the tough times her herd friends faced helps her feel less alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165834 +0000" stop="20260915172549 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of Becky Apples - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rider defies the general's orders and goes to the Nowhere King's castle to get the artifact. But her new horse, Becky Apples, isn't exactly cooperative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172549 +0000" stop="20260915175347 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hootenanny - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All of Centaurworld's residents gather for the hootenanny. But can Horse turn this colorful collection of creatures into a fearless army?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175347 +0000" stop="20260915190746 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Lullably - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Horse leaps into the Nowhere King's mind and learns his haunting backstory. Meanwhile, Rider and the herd come up with a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190746 +0000" stop="20260915193358 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Rainbow Road - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Separated from her Rider during battle, Horse wakes up in a colorful world filled with strange beasts. But where is her trusty friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193358 +0000" stop="20260915195913 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fragile Things - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The herd sets out to find the way home. Wammawink encourages them to be careful and take it slow, but fearless Horse charges ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121335 +0000" stop="20260915123430 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Black Magic - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hacker is spotted near Manhattan, and the Centurions are sent to investigate. He takes a woman, Cassandra Cross, hostage, but she manages to subdue him with her magical powers. After reviewing Hacker's memory, Doc Terror plans to have her power for himself. Meanwhile, Ace has become smitten with Cassandra, and while enjoying a flight with her, they are both kidnapped by Hacker. In Terror's base under Manhattan, Ace discovers that Cassandra comes from a family of witches. Terror wants Cassandra's powers to sink New York, but before he forces her to help him, she frees Ace as the other Centurions arrive.
Science Lesson: Earthquakes by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123430 +0000" stop="20260915125539 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max Ray...Traitor - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The World Council sends the Centurions to protect an anti-matter power plant in Seattle from the international terrorist, Gremlin. But Gremlin has already infiltrated the plant and detonates a bomb, releasing the anti-matter. The Centurions stop the anti-matter from doing any permanent damage, but Max ends up being trapped under the wreckage of the power plant, with Jake and Ace unable to help. Although Max escapes, he leaves the Centurions, blaming Ace &amp; Jake's inactivity during his ordeal. Max accepts an offer to join a temporal research facility which is later attacked by the Gremlin. Max joins up with the Gremlin, hiding him from the other Centurions. Max, together with Gremlin, then ambush the rest of the Centurions. But what is Max's real agenda?
Science Lesson: Recycling by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125539 +0000" stop="20260915131643 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crack the World - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Sealab's field vessel Sealiner 2 is buried undersea when one of its engines explodes. Sealab's current commander, Dr. Regulas, refuses the head of Sealab security Mei Lee's request for the Centurions help and sends divers out to rescue the ship instead. Mei Lee contacts Jake and tells him that there have been three prior accidents in the last month and asks the Centurions to investigate unofficially. Meanwhile, Doc Terror has Hacker plant bombs on a fault line in Mariana Trench while Sealab is busy. Max uses his new Sea Bat weapon system to assist in the rescue efforts, but soon comes under attack by Hacker. They manage to rescue the pilots, but are chastised by Dr. Regulas. Suspecting sabotage, the Centurions must figure out who the real traitor is before Terror's vibro-bombs can crack the world.
Science Lesson: Minerals from the sea by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131643 +0000" stop="20260915133747 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Centurions - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After Max catches Doc Terror's aquatic cyborg Mako, he is stunned to be arrested by the authorities instead of his adversary due to the Intertech computer registering Max as a criminal. After being bailed out by Jake, Max returns to Centrum where Crystal tells the Centurions that the main Intertech crime computer has a major malfunction. Finding no trace of a computer virus, the technicians discover that there is a physical fault with the system. To discover the fault, the Centurions are shrunk down in size and placed into the computer. There they discover that Doc Terror has shrunk himself along with some of his troops and entered the computer, intending to damage the central processing unit. The Centurions have to stop him before any permanent damage can be caused.
Science Lesson: Integrated circuits by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133747 +0000" stop="20260915135840 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live at Five - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Centurions become the subject of a series of special news reports by Jenny Rivers, who is an old classmate of Ace's. But neither Jenny nor the Centurions know that it's a setup; her boss is in cahoots with Doc Terror to discredit the Centurions. The team gets caught up in disasters around New York, and Jenny catches it all on tape. The public begins to believe the Centurions are stealing taxpayer dollars. Ace brings Jenny to Centrum to show her the truth, but before she can report it she is kidnapped by Hacker. The Centurions have to save Jenny and redeem their reputation before the Council disbands them.
Science Lesson: Fusion by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135840 +0000" stop="20260915141953 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In Egypt an archaeological dig at the Pyramid of the Lost Pharaoh, headed by Professor Egon Sloan, is attacked by super-powerful jackals. The professor contacts Skyvault and requests the help of the Centurions to guard the pyramid from tomb robbers. Later that night, Jake overhears the professor using an ancient incantation to awaken the Lost Pharaoh's mummified bodyguards and is knocked out by Hacker. Shadow escapes and alerts the other Centurions, who find out that the professor is working with Doc Terror and intends to use the ancient mummies to help him take over Cairo. As Ace and Max stand up against Terror and his super-powerful mummies, Jake alone is left to defeat them and save the city.
Science Lesson: Pyramids by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141953 +0000" stop="20260915144056 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterclock Crisis - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Max takes Ace and Jake to the Lake Eyrie reclamation plant, which he helped to design. Doc Terror decides to attack the plant to cause the Northeast farmlands to wither away. The Centurions successfully defend the plant from Terror and return to Skyvault. There, Jake is hit by an experimental sonic beam and experiences a vision of Doc Terror in charge of Skyvault on January 11th, the next day. Jake snaps back to the present and attempts to explain his vision to no avail, with the no one else believing him. Jake goes AWOL and researches a symbol he saw on Amber's uniform in the future, tracing it to Star-Crossed Industries. Discovering that the company is a front for Terror and that they have disguised a shuttle as a hospital ship, Jake must attempt to prevent the future he saw from occurring.
Science Lesson: Relativity by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144056 +0000" stop="20260915150131 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zombie Master - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The World President's yacht comes under attack from Doc Terror's Strafers. With Jake on vacation, Ace and Max alone drive off Terror's forces. Meanwhile, Jake discovers that all is not well in a small town, with its inhabitants seemingly acting like zombies. With the President's train passing though the area soon, the Centurions examine the place further. They find that the townspeople are under the control of Zombie Master, who is working for Terror.  He intends to turn the World President into a zombie when his train passes through the town, controlling him. Of course, only the Centurions can stop him.
Science Lesson: Steam power by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150131 +0000" stop="20260915152242 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malfunction - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Doc Terror switches a cyborg for the head of security, Captain Newman, at a secret installation, in order to steal the X-150, a smart missile that never loses track of a target. While transporting the missile, the Centurions come under attack, and Ace is knocked unconscious by a fall. Hacker plants a remote control circuit within his exoframe, so that Ace's movements in battle can be controlled by Doc Terror. Terror attacks again, and manages to steal the missile while Ace's weapons keep firing at Jake. The Centurions later try to get the missile back, but Ace's weapon systems keep firing at his team-mates. The remote control circuit is found, and together the Centurions attempt to destroy the missile as Doc Terror launches it towards Skyvault.
Science Lesson: Volcanoes by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152242 +0000" stop="20260915154349 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Beams - S01E30</title>
    <desc>As the Centurions defend a thermal energy plant from yet another assault by Doc Terror, the berillium crystal on board Skyvault that is a key part of the beaming chamber is fractured. Requiring a replacement, Ace and Jake are sent to a jewellers but find that they have all been bought by a company named Star-Crossed Industries. Knowing that the company is a front for Terror, they decide to go to the mine in Tibet that the crystals originally came from. Once there however, they come under attack from Terror's forces, who have been mining all of the available crystals. With Max attempting to synthesize a new crystal in Sealab, and Ace and Jake unable to access their weapon systems, the Centurions must figure out a way of repairing the beaming chamber before Terror's plans can succeed.
Science Lesson: Crystals by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154349 +0000" stop="20260915160457 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chameleon's Sting - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A mad geneticist, Dr. Yates, attempts to create a lizard army, but is thwarted by the Centurions. However, during their struggle he accidentally injects himself with lizard serum and becomes a human chameleon, able to change form at will. He vows revenge on the Centurions, currently vacationing in Monte Carlo. The Centurions are not easily beaten, but when the enemy could be one of them, can even they win?
Science Lesson: Chameleons by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160457 +0000" stop="20260915162604 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film at Eleven - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Ace's reporter friend Jenny returns, this time working on an expose about Doc Terror. In order to get close to her subject, she disguises herself as a man and joins one of Terror's training camps, with some help from a former mercenary named Kaska. She and the other recruits stage an attack on the Centurion's testing grounds. Ace is stunned to recognize his old friend and tracks Kaska down to find out what's going on. At the same time, Terror becomes suspicious of ""Jerry"" Rivers and sends Hacker to question Kaska. Ace chases Hacker off, but not before the cyborg figures out that ""Jerry"" Rivers is actually Jenny Rivers. Kaska and the Centurions have to save Jenny from the other recruits at Terror's camp.
Science Lesson: Communications satellites by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162604 +0000" stop="20260915164704 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hacker Must Be Destroyed - S01E33</title>
    <desc>After Terror's borgs launch a raid to steal an energy enhancing device in Japan, Hacker is captured by the Centurions and put on trial for all his crimes. Hacker refuses to divulge any of Terror's secrets, and after Terror fails to rescue him from the authorities, Hacker is sentenced to life imprisonment on the Alcatraz asteroid prison. Hacker is then allowed to escape, to become bait to lure Doc Terror and his stolen energy enhancer into the open, ready to be dealt with by the Centurions.
Science Lesson: The space shuttle by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164704 +0000" stop="20260915170802 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown at Skystalk - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Ace and Crystal are invited to the Pleasure-Star, an exclusive space station resort connected to the Earth via an orbital elevator, Skystalk, for a vacation. Meanwhile, the station's owner, Anson Harshaw, is investigated by Dr. Wu for allegedly conducting illegal mind-transfer and cloning experiments. Crystal witnesses Dr. Wu being chased by androids, and orders Max to come and investigate. They are captured by Harshaw, and learn that he is replacing all the visitors to the Pleasure-Star with android duplicates in order to control key positions in the World Government. Max uses an escape pod and contacts Jake, who arrives to bail Ace and Crystal out of trouble. Harshaw decides to blow up the space station, leaving the rest of the connecting Skystalk to fall onto the Earth. With Ace and Crystal trapped inside the Skystalk itself, the other Centurions have to figure a way to rescue them and save the Earth from Skystalk's descent.
Science Lesson: Gravity by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170802 +0000" stop="20260915172913 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warrior - S01E35</title>
    <desc>In the Amazon, Dr. Jose Rivera, the South American representative of the World Council of Scientists, is held for ransom by Colonel Guerrero. Jake is sent to deliver the ransom, but is captured by the Colonel. As the Colonel prepares to ship off Rivera to Doc Terror, Jake escapes, and with the assistance of Ace, attempts to stop Guerrero in his tracks.
Science Lesson: Amazon rainforest by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172913 +0000" stop="20260915175015 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Cassandra - S01E36</title>
    <desc>While conducting a training exercise, the Centurions come under attack from Doc Terror's forces. Ace is rescued by his old acquaintance, Cassandra Cross, the witch. The Centurions decide to attempt to duplicate her powerful abilities by studying her on board Skyvault. But once connected to Skyvault's computers, she turns off the defense systems and introduces herself as Lilith Cross, Cassandra's twin sister. With no defense systems operative, Doc Terror beams on board Skyvault. Ace manages to escape using the magical white rose given to him by Cassandra, and beams to Earth. He finds Cassandra trapped by Lilith's magic, and frees her. Together, they go back to Skyvault, and attempt to free the other Centurions.
Science Lesson: Herbal medicine by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175015 +0000" stop="20260915181106 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night on Terror Mountain - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Doc Terror attacks the Navigation Control Centre for the East European sector in Transylvania, wanting to cause air traffic chaos. The Centurions successfully defend the installation, and manage to down Terror's ship in a mountain range. Doc Terror and Hacker escape the from wreckage of their ship and seek refuge in an old castle. There, they find a sarcophagus of Count Dracula, and free him from suspended animation. Now free, Dracula is told of the Centurions, and attempts to defeat them himself by hypnotising Max and using him against Ace and Jake. The Centurions soon regroup and launch an attack on Dracula's castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181106 +0000" stop="20260915183207 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merlin - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Crystal and the Centurions meet Professor Hartman at a medieval festival. He claims to have discovered the location of Merlin's tomb on an ancient map. They soon come under attack by Doc Terror's forces, who want Hartman's map. Terror wants Merlin's powers, and journeys to his tomb at Stonehenge to reawaken him. The Centurions arrive and protect Merlin from Terror, but he steals King Arthur's crown from the tomb. With the Crown, he summons the sword Excalibur, but it is taken by Hartman's assistant, who is descended from Morgan Le Fay. With Merlin's help, the Centurions try to retrieve Excalibur and defeat Terror.
Science Lesson: Stonehenge by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183207 +0000" stop="20260915185321 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monsters from Below - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Dr. Nathan Romalus is hired to create a new type of lifeform that can take on the appearance of anyone. After hearing of Terror's plan to replace the World  Council of Scientists, he has second thoughts and informs Crystal of the experiment. The Centurions are sent to deal with the creatures, but Terror manages to escape with them and Romalus himself. Faced with enemies that can alter their appearance, the Centurions must figure out a way to stop Terror's plan before the Council can be replaced.
Science Lesson: Skyscrapers by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185321 +0000" stop="20260915191430 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Devils - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Jake, whilst testing out a new land hopper in Australia developed by Skyvault scientists, gets caught up in a dispute between a heavily armed bike gang called the Road Devils, and a small convoy of gypsies. He defends the convoy and later is attacked by the bikers, who are looking for a stolen microchip intended for Doc Terror that one of the gypsies, Mitch took from a power plant and kept for himself. They kidnap Mitch's girlfriend, Cathy, and it's up to the Centurions to rescue her.
Science Lesson: Marsupials by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191430 +0000" stop="20260915193618 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zone Dancer - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In Chicago, a traditional private eye by the name of Gabriel Knight is asked for help by Crystal Kane, to find out who framed her for Zone Dancing-illegal tapping into corporate computers by connecting people's minds into them. Having seen that Crystal was wearing a real droud (the skull plate allowing connection with computers), Knight seeks out Gibson, a former Zone Dancer who tells him about a dancer in the Zone named Neon who is reputed to have stolen data from Skyvault's computers. Meanwhile, Dr. Wu informs the Centurions that Megacorp, the company that designed Skyvault's beaming program, has had the program illegally duplicated by a Zone Dancer, who now has access to Skyvault's beaming files. Ace is sent to Chicago, along with John Thunder, who is specially recalled for the assignment. At Megacorp, Ace and John find Crystal stealing the data and wearing a droud. After escaping from her trap, they return to Skyvault and deduce that whoever stole the beaming program created a beam</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193618 +0000" stop="20260915195806 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firecracker - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The countries of Quisto and Montenegro are close to all out war due to a recent attack on Quisto, apparently by Montenegro forces. The Centurions become involved due to the prospect of war threatening to involve the whole world. Max, Ace and Jake go to Quisto, while John and Rex go to Montenegro, where President Cordano tells them that it was impossible for his country to attack Quisto due to their defenses being run by the Def-3000 computer. John recons a supposedly abandoned Montenegran base, but is attacked and captured, while Rex is also abducted. They find that they are now prisoners of Lady Fang, who is in charge of the Def-3000 and wishes to start a war between the two countries, from which she will make a profit as an arms supplier. John and Rex are left to escape from Lady Fang's clutches, and the other Centurions beam to Montenegro in order to prevent war from breaking out.
Science Lesson: Spider wart plants by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120737 +0000" stop="20260915125148 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appetite for Destruction - S02E09</title>
    <desc>In Laguna Hills, a four-dog pack destroys everything it can. Pet Parent Sherry must recognize her own anxiety in order to calm down the entire household. Then, in La Cañada, the Lee family, including two young girls, are being pulled into traffic by their pack during walks. Mother Gina must learn to lead with confidence if her dogs, and her children, are going to be safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125148 +0000" stop="20260915133559 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silent Biter - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a couple who is afraid for their young son because their poodle-chihuahua mix feels the need to protect his nervous mother. And later, a family of four adopted a husky to bring them together after a divorce, but his escape-artist ways are pulling them apart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133559 +0000" stop="20260915142002 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avocado Aggression - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs a Doberman who can’t stop scanning for threats - and finding them in his own home in the form of a packmate. It’s a true emergency with violent fights erupting between the brothers while the couple’s two young children play nearby. Later, Cesar intervenes when a Jindo-Pit Mix who’s a nervous wreck threatens his owner’s relocation plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142002 +0000" stop="20260915150413 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unleash the Hulk - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cesar sets out to help a young bulldog named Jaxx, who has been keeping his family prisoner in their own home. His pet parent, Priscilla, has been so controlled by her fears that Jaxx is now confused and aggressive. It is up to Cesar to help the two create a calming environment led by boundaries and clear direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150413 +0000" stop="20260915154816 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jurassic Pack: Part 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps Suzy, an emotionally exhausted pet parent and trauma survivor, who is desperate for help with her three dogs Izabella, Kaine and Tricky. The dogs act on primal instincts to challenge each other and get into bloody battles that pose a constant risk of ending in a dog’s death or a trip to the ER for Suzy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154816 +0000" stop="20260915163223 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jurassic Pack: Part 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps Suzy, an emotionally exhausted pet parent and trauma survivor, who is desperate for help with her primal pack of three dogs Isabella, Kaine and Tricky. Cesar keeps Tricky and Izzy at the DPC for intensive rehabilitation, while Suzy takes Kaine home to work on her own recovery. Cesar works closely with Tricky to remove her over excitement and with Izzy to remove her tension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163223 +0000" stop="20260915171627 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Sickness &amp; Health - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A pitbulls aggression is fueled by fear. A Frenchie eats everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171627 +0000" stop="20260915180031 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barking Mad - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a possessed pit mix and a miniature dachshund with a giant bark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180031 +0000" stop="20260915184434 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Spirit - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A couple with a baby seeks Cesar's help with a dog who bites and guards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184434 +0000" stop="20260915192838 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Fear - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps an aggressive beagle and a Malinois that refuse to leave home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121404 +0000" stop="20260915123534 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Conflict - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The reunited Guardians must break Cy-Kill's hold over Earth in order to save GoBotron from a mass-produced fleet of Zods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123534 +0000" stop="20260915125741 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Wars - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Chronos Time Transporter creates a time portal, allowing users to pass through and visit other time periods. Before the Guardians get a chance to test it, the Renegades show up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125741 +0000" stop="20260915131947 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's the Thought That Counts - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Renegades are at it again. This time sending a probe to earth , in a try at gaining access to a protected base. Scooter decides to check it out on his own. What will he discover, and will the Guardians be in time to stop the Renegades.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131947 +0000" stop="20260915134153 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trident's Triple Threat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Renegades form an alliance with a cyborg super-villain named Trident, who helps them kidnap leaders and dignitaries from all around the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134153 +0000" stop="20260915140351 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renegade Alliance - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill dupes the alien adventurer Alva-Nar into attacking GoBotron with his mighty armada.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140351 +0000" stop="20260915142558 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cy-Kill's Cataclysmic Trap - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill hatches a devious plan to trap the Guardians with phony SOS of a mining ship in distress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142558 +0000" stop="20260915144804 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed is of the Essence - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Turbo is discovered by Cy-Kill trying to foil his plans to terrorize the Earth by cutting all electrical power Cy-Kill sends Crasher, Tank, and Screwhead to make sure that Turbo doesn't doesn't survive long enough to alert Le...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144804 +0000" stop="20260915151011 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genius and Son - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A remote outpost is attacked by Renegades, who kidnap Mobius and steal his Inverter Ray. With the help of Braxis, they turn the weapon against Gobotron, as Mobius's son Danny teams up with the Guardians in a rescue attempt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151011 +0000" stop="20260915153216 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dawn World - S02E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260915153216 +0000" stop="20260915155422 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nova Beam - S02E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260915155422 +0000" stop="20260915161628 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forced Alliance - S02E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260915161628 +0000" stop="20260915163832 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion from the 21st Level (1) - S02E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260915163832 +0000" stop="20260915170040 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion from the 21st Level (2) - S02E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260915170040 +0000" stop="20260915172245 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost on Gobotron - S02E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260915172245 +0000" stop="20260915174449 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cy-Kill's Shrinking Ray - S02E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260915174449 +0000" stop="20260915180656 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doppelganger - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill has Snoop fly overtop of Leader-1 and record his movements and voice. Snoop has also recorded the rest of the Guardians in an elaborate plan to replace all of them with almost exact...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180656 +0000" stop="20260915182857 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest for Roguestar - S02E16</title>
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  <programme start="20260915182857 +0000" stop="20260915185059 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renegade Rampage (1) - S02E17</title>
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  <programme start="20260915185059 +0000" stop="20260915191302 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renegade Rampage (2) - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260915191302 +0000" stop="20260915193506 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Zod - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Sentinel - S02E20</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Trial by Television - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp becomes envious of Ruth's new gig as a legal expert on daytime TV and Hilary's being chosen for an experimental case that is to be televised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125806 +0000" stop="20260915134429 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Arrears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp is afraid that a fellow barrister is going to expose his ownership of a disreputable real estate company.  Meanwhile, Ruth attempts to bond with a client who is going through a tough battle for child custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134429 +0000" stop="20260915142944 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Barrister - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To enhance the firm's visibility and reputation, Fuller-Carp decides to hire a new associate who is a graduate of Eton and Cambridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142944 +0000" stop="20260915151418 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151418 +0000" stop="20260915160453 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Lonely - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that the only way to win a case against his arch rival is to flirt with the judge.  Meanwhile, Ruth decides to adopt a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160453 +0000" stop="20260915165411 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Words - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On a long drawn-out case, Fuller-Carp and Hilary pass the time by playing word games.  Meanwhile, Ruth lies to a dating service about her job, fearing that men will be put off by a female barrister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165411 +0000" stop="20260915174035 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Television - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp becomes envious of Ruth's new gig as a legal expert on daytime TV and Hilary's being chosen for an experimental case that is to be televised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174035 +0000" stop="20260915182657 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Arrears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp is afraid that a fellow barrister is going to expose his ownership of a disreputable real estate company.  Meanwhile, Ruth attempts to bond with a client who is going through a tough battle for child custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182657 +0000" stop="20260915191212 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Barrister - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To enhance the firm's visibility and reputation, Fuller-Carp decides to hire a new associate who is a graduate of Eton and Cambridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191212 +0000" stop="20260915195646 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121343 +0000" stop="20260915123520 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White People Can't Dance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123520 +0000" stop="20260915125341 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Rick James - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125341 +0000" stop="20260915131348 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Prince - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131348 +0000" stop="20260915133525 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If The Internet Were Real - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133525 +0000" stop="20260915135702 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Series of Dice - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135702 +0000" stop="20260915141823 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know Black People - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dave hosts the game show "I Know Black People" and offers up another look at "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong." Also featuring musical performer Erykah Badu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141823 +0000" stop="20260915144000 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oprah's Baby Daddy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dave thinks Oprah is pregant with his child. Dave also goes into his experience as a member of the O.J. Simpson trial jury. Also featuring musical guest Wyclef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144000 +0000" stop="20260915150138 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Da Band - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dave takes a closer look at the P. Diddy-produced reality television show called "Making Da Band" and introduces a new children's show called "Kneehigh Park." Also featuring musical guests Snoop Dogg, and Wyclef and Q-Tip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150138 +0000" stop="20260915152314 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greatest Misses - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152314 +0000" stop="20260915154452 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wayne Brady Show - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154452 +0000" stop="20260915160328 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Bush - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at recent world events and tries to assess the way things would have gone had President Bush been black. Dave takes a look back at the first black person in history to use a white toilet. Dave also examines a moment in the life of Lil Jon when he plays the rapper while talking to the real Lil Jon on the phone. Also featuring a musical performance by Big Boi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160328 +0000" stop="20260915162431 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dave looks to enact vengeance on everyone who has done him wrong in the past after signing a sweet new deal. Meanwhile, people suddenly charge him a lot more money for even the most trivial things that used to cost very little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162431 +0000" stop="20260915165043 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165043 +0000" stop="20260915171146 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dave meets the powerful Show Business and offers a look at a bunch of monsters who have seen their share of discrimination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171146 +0000" stop="20260915173325 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black White Supremacist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dave pokes fun at an annoying Mitsubishi car commercial. Dave appears in a video to show Popcopy copy store employees how to annoy the customers. Dave makes a case for hip-hop's degradation of women, which ruins the legacy of Nat King Cole. Learn how to order your very own home stenographer. Dave plays a blind, angry white supremacist who joins the KKK, but doesn't know he's black.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173325 +0000" stop="20260915175451 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing Tyrone Biggums - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dave plays crack addict Tyrone Biggums, who gives a speech to an elementary school classroom. Also featuring musical guest Mos Def.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175451 +0000" stop="20260915181300 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Those Breasts - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dave plays an angel who shows a woman, regretful of her large chest, the error of her ways in "It's a Wonderful Chest." A shopping network spoof finds QVC selling very odd and distasteful items. Dave also shares humorous outtakes from the classic miniseries "Roots." Also featuring musical performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181300 +0000" stop="20260915183022 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slavery Reparations - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dave gives out awards to women with great "New York Boobs" and assesses the problems that would result from offering slavery reparations. Also featuring musical guest Busta Rhymes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183022 +0000" stop="20260915184852 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Moments in Hookup History - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at "Great Moments in Hook-Up History" and is an interview guest on "Inside Chappelle's Show Studio." Paul Mooney hosts a segment of "Ask a Black Dude." Redman offers up his new "Redman Potty Fresh" toilet cleaner in a commercial, and Dave shows a commercial for "Rocka Pads."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184852 +0000" stop="20260915191021 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mad Real World - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dave envisions what "The Real World" would be like with a black cast that includes one super white man. Also featuring musical performer David Broom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191021 +0000" stop="20260915192847 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wu-Tang Consulting Firm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dave takes a look at a great moment in hook-up history and shows "Real Movies" based on "The Matrix" and a grim look at "Pretty Woman." The Wu Tang Clan advertises their new financial firm, and Paul Mooney offers up another segment of "Ask a Black Dude." A Jedi Scandal is exposed. Also featuring music performer Killer Mike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192847 +0000" stop="20260915194730 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Tyrone Biggums - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at what really happened behind the scenes of the movies "Ghost" and "Half Baked." Dave goes inside the racism present among Hollywood's animal stars. Dave also returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, whose friends stage an intervention and take him to a rehab center. Also featuring a musical performance by Slum Village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120706 +0000" stop="20260915125151 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets and Guys - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Prue helps a young witch who has been kidnapped, and renews her own faith in having children. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds out that Leo is really a guardian angel for good witches, and this causes Leo to break up with Piper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125151 +0000" stop="20260915133541 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There a Woogy in the House? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Phoebe's fear of the Woogyman amuses Prue and Piper, until an earthquake releases a shadow demon. Phoebe under the control of the Woogyman tries to kill Prue and Piper, who must find a way to rescue Phoebe and get rid of the Woogyman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133541 +0000" stop="20260915142022 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Prue Is It, Anyway? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Phoebe has a premonition of Prue being stabbed to death, it coincides with a warrior coming to town in order to kill the eldest sibling witch as he did to the sisters' great-great-great-aunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142022 +0000" stop="20260915150508 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That '70s Episode - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A powerful warlock shows up claiming that he made a pact with the sisters' mother in which he spared her life in exchange for the girls' powers. Fleeing him, the three sisters go back in time to the 1970s when their mother was still alive and they try to prevent the pact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150508 +0000" stop="20260915154933 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Bad Warlocks Turn Good - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Prue attempts to help a young man, who desires to become a priest in order to avoid fulfilling his destiny as a warlock of the Evil Charmed Ones. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to get Piper to stop shying away from a date with Josh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154933 +0000" stop="20260915163353 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Sight - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When Prue witnesses a kidnapping in the park, a reporter sees her using her powers. Phoebe and Piper attempt to learn more about the demons who stole the child and stop the reporter from exposing Prue. Meanwhile, Andy finally learns about Prue's powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163353 +0000" stop="20260915171813 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of Two - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While taking a tour of Alcatraz, Phoebe sees the ghost of killer take possession of a guard's body so he can cross the waters surrounding the prison, and must stop him before it's too late. Meanwhile Piper worries about leaving Prue and Phoebe alone as she leaves on a business trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171813 +0000" stop="20260915180253 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Hurts - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Leo is shot by the arrow of darklighter, and ask the sisters to help to protect a girl that is being targeted by the darklighter. Piper casts a spell to swap her powers with Leo's but mistakenly the spell causes Prue and Phoebe's powers to swap. Meanwhile Andy leaves his job to help protect Prue's secret from being exposed by an Internal Affairs investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180253 +0000" stop="20260915184653 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Déjà Vu All Over Again - S01E22</title>
    <desc>As a warlock makes plans for his attempt to kill the Charmed Ones, he receives a visit from Tempus, a demon who will turn back time until the warlock succeeds in killing all the sisters. Meanwhile, because of the endless loop, Phoebe has a number of strong cases of déjà vu, and she even sees Andy's death at the hand of a warlock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184653 +0000" stop="20260915193003 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Trial - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On their first anniversary of becoming witches, the sisters face a cloven-hoofed demon called Abraxas, that steals the Book of Shadows and undoes the spells they've cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122703 +0000" stop="20260915131000 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danny McCormick; Sanya Yip - S14E11</title>
    <desc>Danny discovers his girlfriend's cheating behavior; Sanya learns that his girlfriend digs on wealthy men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131000 +0000" stop="20260915135257 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>John Parks; Jennifer Walker - S14E12</title>
    <desc>John learns that his barista girlfriend puts the cream topping on another man's coffee; Jennifer discovers that her boyfriend's late nights at the garage have little to do with car repairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135257 +0000" stop="20260915143555 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annette Reilly; Tom Leblanc - S14E13</title>
    <desc>Annette learns that her salesman husband has sold her out; Tom's girlfriend likes to play on her business trips.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143555 +0000" stop="20260915151851 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christopher Schneider; April Gomez - S14E14</title>
    <desc>Christopher's longtime girlfriend has a phobia for commitments; April's boyfriend is dating her best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151851 +0000" stop="20260915160147 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa Upton; Claudia Adams - S14E15</title>
    <desc>Vanessa's boyfriend gets intimate during his personal training sessions; Claudia's husband sneaks around with another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160147 +0000" stop="20260915164444 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roshada Grier; Misti Elliot - S14E16</title>
    <desc>Roshada's boyfriend is up to no good; Misti's live-in boyfriend steps out with another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164444 +0000" stop="20260915172740 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica McCarthy; Katherine Oliver - S14E17</title>
    <desc>Jessica's injured boyfriend uses his time at rehab to be with another woman; Katherine's musician beau teaches new chords to someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172740 +0000" stop="20260915181036 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Stevens; DeJuanna Hayes - S14E18</title>
    <desc>David's girlfriend mooches smooches from another man; DeJuanna's boyfriend dodges her on Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181036 +0000" stop="20260915185333 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Cowen; Cynthia Cole - S14E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel's yoga girlfriend gets into strange positions with another man; Cynthia's boyfriend has become deceitful and dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185333 +0000" stop="20260915193629 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eli Marks; Krystal Ellis - S14E20</title>
    <desc>Eli's girlfriend denies all truth; pregnant Krystal learns the reason for her boyfriend's refusal to commit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120307 +0000" stop="20260915122616 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Before You Sleep - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Sam locks his keys in the bar, meaning he can't go home. He goes to Carla's to get her keys to the bar, but Woody has them. Carla offers Sam her couch for the night, but John Allen Hill is there so Sam heads off. He visits the houses of Cliff, Norm and Frasier before finally ending up in Rebecca's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122616 +0000" stop="20260915124928 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woody Gets an Election - S11E21</title>
    <desc>Frasier decides to conduct an experiment in voter psychology by getting Woody on the ballot for city council.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124928 +0000" stop="20260915131256 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Lonely on the Top - S11E22</title>
    <desc>A night of drinking leads to some surprises and revelations when Carla tells Sam that she drunkenly slept with one of the regulars that night - but can't remember who! Could it be Norm, or Cliff, or Frasier, or what about the most unlikely person in the bar she could have slept with - Paul.....?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131256 +0000" stop="20260915133624 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (1) - S11E23</title>
    <desc>After Woody, Kelly and her father Lloyd arrive at Cheers talking about classical music (they'd been to a symphony), Rebecca joins in the conversation and impresses Lloyd. He invites her to a society function. Rebecca thinks it is a date and is thrilled to bits - but is in for a shock when she arrives. Meanwhile Esther Clavin has been put in a retirement home by Cliff, but whilst Cliff feels guilty, the others think he has murdered his mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133624 +0000" stop="20260915135810 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (2) - S11E24</title>
    <desc>Don Sentry walks into the bar and into Rebecca's life. He's the repairman called in to fix the bar tap. Although Don is not Rebecca's usual type, Frasier talks her into taking a chance when she states that someone like a Don is what she should be going after. Quickly, she falls head over heals, but Sam thinks she's settling for second best. He wants Rebecca to be his fall-back if in a couple of years he has not found "Mrs. Malone". Rebecca shoots back that he is an aging Lothario way past his prime. Frasier suggests to Sam, who is hurt by Rebecca's comments, that perhaps there is some truth to Rebecca's assertion about him and that he would benefit by group therapy for sexual compulsives. Sam does go to the meeting, and after a rough start, he does admit that perhaps he is no longer happy with his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135810 +0000" stop="20260915142138 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guy Can't Help It - S11E25</title>
    <desc>Rebecca finds herself really attracted to a handsome plumber. Sam joins a help group for sexual compulsives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142138 +0000" stop="20260915144508 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road (1) - S11E26</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915144508 +0000" stop="20260915150836 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road (2) - S11E27</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915150836 +0000" stop="20260915153202 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road (3) - S11E28</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915153202 +0000" stop="20260915155704 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me a Ring Sometime - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cheers is a small bar in Boston, MA. As owner Sam Malone opens up, a couple enter the bar. Professor Sumner Sloane and his fiance Diane Chambers are to go to Barbados to be married, but Sumner's ex-wife still has the wedding ring. Sumner asks Sam to keep an eye on Diane for him whilst he goes and fetches it.
Sam tries chatting up Diane but she's not interested. The other employees at Cheers arrive for work - waitress and single mom Carla Tortelli, and bartender Ernie "Coach" Pantusso, who was Sam's baseball coach back in the days when Sam was a relief pitcher for the Red Sox. As the bar gets busier and more people wonder who she is, Diane hopes Sumner will return eventually.
Sumner comes back a few hours later and says he hasn't got the ring, but then his ex-wife calls and says she's got it, so he once again leaves Diane in Cheers whilst he goes to fetch it. He asks Diane to call the airport and put their flight back a bit. Once again he is gone a long time, and Diane starts to worry t</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155704 +0000" stop="20260915162203 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sam's Women - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane's teasing about his airhead women sends Sam looking for a date of a higher cerebral plane and an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162203 +0000" stop="20260915164703 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tortelli Tort - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Carla's fiery temper almost costs Sam the bar when she attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164703 +0000" stop="20260915171203 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sam at Eleven - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him again.</desc>
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    <title>Coach's Daughter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Coach's daughter brings the obnoxious lout she plans to marry to meet her father.</desc>
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    <title>Any Friend of Diane's - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound from an unhappy love affair.</desc>
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    <title>Friends, Romans, Accountants - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Norm tries to make points with the boss by planning the annual office party at Cheers and arranging for Diane to be the old man's "date".</desc>
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    <title>Truce or Consequences - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks, which lead to a startling confession from Carla about her youngest child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185148 +0000" stop="20260915191647 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Returns to Action - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191647 +0000" stop="20260915194150 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endless Slumper - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Rick Walker, a friend of Sam, seeks his advice on how to end a losing streak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124828 +0000" stop="20260915133856 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 1: Dan Barber - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Celebrated chef, dedicated farmer and food industry revolutionary Dan Barber is leading a fight to change the way we think about, and grow, our food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133856 +0000" stop="20260915142800 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 1: Francis Mallmann - S01E03</title>
    <desc>From isolated Patagonian islands to French Michelin three-star restaurants, chef Francis Mallmann celebrates his wild, open-fire cooking style.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142800 +0000" stop="20260915150929 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 1: Niki Nakayama - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In her award-winning Los Angeles restaurant N/Naka, Niki Nakayama brings equal parts creativity, passion and expertise to her kaiseki cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150929 +0000" stop="20260915155512 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 1: Ben Shewry - S01E05</title>
    <desc>New Zealand chef Ben Shewry's strong connection with nature and dedication to finding new tastes have made his Australian restaurant Attica world famous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155512 +0000" stop="20260915164103 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 1: Magnus Nilsson - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Far from any city, far from most fresh ingredients, chef Magnus Nilsson has created one of the world’s great restaurants in frozen Järpen, Sweden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164103 +0000" stop="20260915173553 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Grant Achatz - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Discover the amazing story of one of the greatest innovators, how he started experimenting with flavors, textures and aromas, and how he battled a disease that almost killed him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173553 +0000" stop="20260915182420 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Alex Atala - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A look at chef Alex Atala wild spirit and love for the Amazon and his restaurant (D.O.M), in Brazil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182420 +0000" stop="20260915191031 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Dominique Crenn - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Exploring how Dominique Crenn's zest for life and love of family led her to become the first female chef in America to earn two Michelin stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191031 +0000" stop="20260915195752 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Enrique Olvera - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mexican chef Enrique Olvera converts street foods and traditional ingredients into award-winning culinary dishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122859 +0000" stop="20260915133905 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happiness of All Mankind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Valery Legasov and Soviet Deputy Prime Minister Boris Shcherbina consider using lunar rovers to remove radioactive debris. Ulana Khomyuk faces government hurdles in determining the truth about the cause of the explosion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133905 +0000" stop="20260915145456 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vichnaya Pamyat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Valery Legasov, Boris Shcherbina and Ulana Khomyuk risk their lives and reputations to expose the truth about Chernobyl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145456 +0000" stop="20260915155352 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155352 +0000" stop="20260915165609 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Remain Calm - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With untold millions at risk after the Chernobyl explosion, nuclear physicist Ulana Khomyuk makes a desperate attempt to reach Valery Legasov, a leading Soviet nuclear physicist, and warn him about the threat of second explosion that could devastate the continent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165609 +0000" stop="20260915180134 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Wide, O Earth - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lyudmilla Ignatenko, a Pripyat resident, ignores warning about her firefighter husband's contamination; Valery Legasov lays out a decontamination plan, complete with human risks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180134 +0000" stop="20260915191141 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happiness of All Mankind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Valery Legasov and Soviet Deputy Prime Minister Boris Shcherbina consider using lunar rovers to remove radioactive debris. Ulana Khomyuk faces government hurdles in determining the truth about the cause of the explosion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122159 +0000" stop="20260915130731 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quicksand - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne meets a sly Indian's test of courage to save a wagonload of white settlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130731 +0000" stop="20260915135002 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury at Rio Hondo - S01E12</title>
    <desc>In a Mexico wracked by political unrest, Cheyenne tangles with revolutionaries, a con man and a blonde pickpocket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135002 +0000" stop="20260915143226 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star in the Dust - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A small-town sheriff, whom Cheyenne admires, is hoodwinked by a woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143226 +0000" stop="20260915151438 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Bravo - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne's friend falls for a rancher's pretty daughter, but the rancher prefers Cheyenne as his son-in-law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151438 +0000" stop="20260915155735 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Train West - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The train to California carries some mighty interesting passengers, including Cheyenne and his...wife?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155735 +0000" stop="20260915163838 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Rider - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Murder enters the dealings when Cheyenne gets involved with a charming swindler on a cattle drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163838 +0000" stop="20260915172752 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Winter - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne waits out a winter with a cattle drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172752 +0000" stop="20260915181658 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Deals the Hand - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne and Hoot Hollister take the river boat to St. Louis for a night on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181658 +0000" stop="20260915190607 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bounty Killers - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Marshal Frank Moxon saves Cheyenne's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190607 +0000" stop="20260915195522 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Law Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne is sent by the Cattlemen's Association to stop a cattle rustling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121546 +0000" stop="20260915130619 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coldest Winter Ever - S08E01</title>
    <desc>In the immediate aftermath of Alicia's murder, Rashaad and Victor must navigate the police investigation while keeping their hands clean; Emmett and Kiesha struggle to keep their family unit together as external pressures mount.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130619 +0000" stop="20260915135317 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Russian - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Shaad and Victor's fight to get out of their unfair prison sentence sends Patience down a path to find proof of their innocence. Meanwhile, Emmett faces two major parenting crises, leading him to question if he's a good father. Jake throws another party with the help of Bakari and Papa. Nuck decides to bring in new blood, which shakes things up at the 63rd Street mob. Tiff, under Nuck's influence, gets pulled deeper into her bad bitch era and into his arms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135317 +0000" stop="20260915143339 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beneath the Icy Veil - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Emmett reassesses his family's future; Bakari considers a new opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143339 +0000" stop="20260915152006 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Widow - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Tiff grapples with her feelings for Nuck after a vulnerable confession; Emmett and Kiesha take steps toward their future as Bakari settles into his new jobs; Jake expands his business, but like all good parties, unexpected drama arises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152006 +0000" stop="20260915161454 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dead of Winter - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The temperature drops as Reg makes a cold-hearted move for a quick payday; Bakari reaches out in an attempt to soften Lynae's cold shoulder; Emmett and Kiesha make a bold parenting choice that brings them closer as a couple; Jake stands up to Reg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161454 +0000" stop="20260915170024 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Truth Thaws - S08E06</title>
    <desc>As Tiff throws them a lavish engagement party, Emmett and Kiesha discover they have some big differences on what their wedding should look like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170024 +0000" stop="20260915174530 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Box - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Tiff attempts to quiet Kiesha's worried mind about Nuck's disappearance as devastating news forces Emmett to consider a difficult choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174530 +0000" stop="20260915183258 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Hearted - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Tiff throws herself into hosting Kiesha's bachelorette party while Emmett's bachelor party gets turned upside down. Bakari makes a decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183258 +0000" stop="20260915191919 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Feet - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Bakari makes a choice that puts his life on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121832 +0000" stop="20260915130024 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Such Thing As Bad Luck - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Severide gets angry at Cruz when he feels his orders were disobeyed in the field. Boden reconnects with an old high school friend during a call to a house fire. Herrmann has issues when one of his favorite knick-knacks from Molly’s goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130024 +0000" stop="20260915134047 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Until the Weather Breaks - S07E19</title>
    <desc>A horrible storm wreaks havoc on Chicago and impacts Firehouse 51 when the power goes off. A little boy mysteriously shows up at the station and everyone works together to uncover who he belongs to and why he ended up there. Foster and Kidd argue about Severide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134047 +0000" stop="20260915142232 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try Like Hell - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Severide and Boden search to uncover whether arson was the cause of a fire at a hair salon. Mouch, Herrmann, Otis and Kidd make a startling discovery while tracking down the missing piercing nozzle from Engine 27.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142232 +0000" stop="20260915150400 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Whale - S07E21</title>
    <desc>A serial arsonist cold case is reopened when Lt. Severide finds a connection to a recent salon fire. Firehouse 51 celebrates a retirement party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150400 +0000" stop="20260915154558 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Not Leaving You - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Severide and Kidd continue to investigate Benny’s old arson case, unexpected news leads Brett to ponder a big decision and all hell breaks loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154558 +0000" stop="20260915162748 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacred Ground - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The mattress factory fire spirals out of control. Truck and squad lay it on the line in hopes of getting the trapped victims out alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162748 +0000" stop="20260915170935 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Real Shot in the Arm - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Lt. Casey struggles to get Chief Boden to sign off on an energetic new recruit. Against her better judgment, Foster extends an olive branch to her irritating new medic. Otis inspires Herrmann to seek new partners at Molly’s. Brett realizes life in Fowlerton will take some getting used to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170935 +0000" stop="20260915175136 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badlands - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Brett and Foster question the suspicious circumstances surrounding an attack at a juvenile detention center. A convoluted new technology at Firehouse 51 tests everybody's patience. Kidd is chosen to represent the district at a leadership conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175136 +0000" stop="20260915183159 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infection (1) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>A rare but deadly bacteria takes its toll on numerous victims around the city, leaving Chicago’s finest first responders to work together alongside the CDC to resolve the dangerous situation. Following a fire at a local university that ties into the outbreak, Severide has suspicions that something bigger is happening. [story continues on Chicago Med S05E04-Infection (2) and Chicago P.D. S07E04-Infection (3)]</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183159 +0000" stop="20260915191327 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buckle Up - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Kidd must prove herself at the National Firefighter Leadership Conference while the rest of Firehouse 51 is called to two eerily similar car wrecks. Mouch tries to keep everyone in the firehouse informed by starting a newsletter, but things quickly get out of hand. Cruz deals with a heartbreak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191327 +0000" stop="20260915195505 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Went Wrong - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Cruz and Severide suspect foul play when a fire started by an elderly woman turns deadly. Kidd, Foster and Brett create a women’s-only lounge. Firehouse 51 celebrates some good news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121549 +0000" stop="20260915125707 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Is What It Is, Until It Isn't - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Crockett and Charles treat Justin’s gym buddy. Maggie and Will help a robbery-homicide suspect. Hannah and Archer use Med’s new opiate abuse A.I. program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125707 +0000" stop="20260915133849 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We All Know What They Say About Assumptions - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Goodwin, Maggie and Marcel help victims of a hit-and-run accident. Halstead struggles to diagnose a patient with seizures. Asher and Archer clash with Jack Dayton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133849 +0000" stop="20260915142047 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's an Ill Wind That Blows Nobody Good - S08E13</title>
    <desc>A brutal storm rocks Chicago. Halstead encourages Dr. Grace Song to go against her own findings for the benefit of their patient. Asher rushes to the hospital to help Archer's pregnant patient. Maggie's concern for Ben consumes her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142047 +0000" stop="20260915150242 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Days Like Today... Silver Linings Become Lifelines - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Crockett relies on O.R. 2.0 to save a construction worker’s severed hand. Charles and Goodwin clash as negotiations drag on between the administration and the custodial workers’ union. Hannah fights to keep a mother and her newborn baby together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150242 +0000" stop="20260915154429 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Times You Have to Cross the Line - S08E15</title>
    <desc>The hospital is in disarray when the janitors go on strike. Marcel treats a young girl injured on her family's farm. Charles and Cuevas' schizophrenic patient returns to Med. Archer encounters a patient with foreign material in her stomach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154429 +0000" stop="20260915162504 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Isn't Always What You Get - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Will and Nellie struggle to diagnose a patient with a rare disorder. CFD and Med staff work to free a paranoid father trapped in the MRI suite. Tanaka-Reed gets an ego check.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162504 +0000" stop="20260915170647 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Know When to Hold and When to Fold - S08E17</title>
    <desc>A documentary crew visits Med to film Marcel and Abrams' groundbreaking surgery. Archer refuses to ask for help for his kidney issues despite the staff's unrelenting kindness. Halstead starts to develop feelings for a co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170647 +0000" stop="20260915174846 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Could See the Writing on the Wall - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Grace Song launches her pilot program, giving the E.D. a technological facelift. As his health worsens, Archer clashes with Charles on a patient faking paralysis. Archer helps a pregnant mother with a heart condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174846 +0000" stop="20260915182953 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Closely and You Might Hear the Truth - S08E19</title>
    <desc>The fate of the hospital rests on the vote of an incapacitated board member. Archer helps a mother with a rare stem cell disease while Asher treats the woman's pregnant daughter. Charles encounters a schizophrenic patient with a hearing impairment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182953 +0000" stop="20260915191044 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winds of Change Are Starting to Blow - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Maggie clashes with Charles over a patient who is distrustful of hospitals. Marcel and Halstead fight against Med's new policies to save their cancer patient. Asher and Archer pull surprising things out of their unsuspecting patients.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191044 +0000" stop="20260915195236 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Might Feel Like It's Time for a Change - S08E21</title>
    <desc>As Jack Dayton prepares to launch OR 2.0's IPO, Marcel and Grace search for data that may put a wrench in his plans. Charles helps a schizophrenic patient who is anxious about prom. Asher clashes with Abrams when his wife becomes her patient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120538 +0000" stop="20260915124817 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Fluid - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A bust to bring down a heroin kingpin goes horribly awry. Olinsky reveals a dark secret from his past, and Halstead tries to get through to a spiraling Lindsay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124817 +0000" stop="20260915132931 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born Storyteller - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A child abduction case hits too close to home for Dawson. Lindsay and Bunny's relationship reaches a critical impasse and Roman reveals his secret to Burgess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132931 +0000" stop="20260915141150 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Actual Physical Violence - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The team is terrorized by a gun-wielding father who is desperate to find his missing daughter. Bunny stirs up accusations of misconduct from Voight's past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141150 +0000" stop="20260915145216 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Debts of the Past - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Voight seeks revenge on the man who tried to kill him. A rumor causes a rift in Intelligence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145216 +0000" stop="20260915153444 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Climbing into Bed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ruzek's job is on the line after an ill-fated undercover op.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153444 +0000" stop="20260915161741 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Never Know Who's Who - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The team investigates a band of rogue operatives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161741 +0000" stop="20260915165941 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dead Kid, a Notebook, and a Lot of Maybes - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The team investigates a Columbine-like threat at a private school. Atwater seeks out a mentor; Olinsky's marriage faces a crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165941 +0000" stop="20260915174140 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget My Name - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The team discovers the mutilated body of a government official while responding to an informant's tip about an upcoming drug trade. Meanwhile, Burgess helps plan a surprise for Platt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174140 +0000" stop="20260915182338 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Forget I Love You - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The discovery of a headless body in Lake Michigan points to Hank's mob connections. Roman risks everything to help a grieving mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182338 +0000" stop="20260915190623 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now I'm God (3) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A doctor connected to Voight is investigated after four patients with chemo overdoses are sent to Chicago Med; Platt and Burgess work to clear Roman's name.

(The Beating Heart (1) Chicago Fire S04E10)
(Malignant (2) Chicago Med S01E05)</desc>
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    <title>Knocked the Family Right Out - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Intelligence hunts down a crew responsible for a rape and robbery rampage. Lindsay is abducted on an undercover operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120540 +0000" stop="20260915123031 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Balm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Diane partners with Gideon to sell homemade lotion but its secret ingredient proves costly. Bonnie wants to return to work as an event planner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123031 +0000" stop="20260915125922 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lotion Commotion - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Gideon wants to take their lotion global, but Diane has second thoughts. Mark and Bonnie have financial trouble and may need to sell the condo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125922 +0000" stop="20260915132414 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Party Aunt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After one late night too many, Diane worries she’s out of step with the times but vows to school her nephew in living life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132414 +0000" stop="20260915134903 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter Aunt - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane studies for a corporate test while Daniel moves in with her and begins job hunting, leading to some unfortunate encounters with city wildlife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134903 +0000" stop="20260915141332 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ribs for Her Pleasure - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An unwanted senior citizen discount at Ribfest sends Diane on a quest to reassert her youth that runs into just one problem: she's getting older.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141332 +0000" stop="20260915143719 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tailgate Jailgate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Diane and Bonnie's parents, Big Lou and Peg, fly in to tailgate at a Bears-Packers game, where a longstanding feud between rival families is reignited.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143719 +0000" stop="20260915150206 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloweener Circle - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hoping to score his first kiss, Daniel suits up for the Halloween costume party at Roscoe's Tavern, where Diane blabs a big secret about Gideon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150206 +0000" stop="20260915152449 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty-Six Point Tattoo - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mark overhears Bonnie saying he won't go the distance in the Chicago Marathon. Daniel is delayed in meeting the CEO of Kreativ Jus at the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152449 +0000" stop="20260915154928 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beefys - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Diane is thrilled to see the '85 Bears re-create the Super Bowl Shuffle at the Beefy Awards, but her son, Mikey, plans a dinner party for the same night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154928 +0000" stop="20260915161452 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Contact - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, everyone has plans that don't involve Diane — until a glitchy voicemail has her panicked family searching hospitals to find her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161452 +0000" stop="20260915164005 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doppel Änger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Diane seems to find a kindred soul in a new neighbor. Bonnie and Mark want to have a new baby, while Daniel is shocked while taking an art class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164005 +0000" stop="20260915170532 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diane must wear a court-ordered breathalyzer bracelet, but it jeopardizes her living out one of her biggest dreams. Daniel's boss loses control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170532 +0000" stop="20260915173123 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Scratch - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Diane uses a dating app and matches with someone she least expected. Daniel starts seeing a professional baseball player for the Chicago Cubs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173123 +0000" stop="20260915175525 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing and a Ms. - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Daniel doesn't want his Aunt Diane to know who he's dating because he fears what she may do. Diane tries dating a nice guy, for once.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175525 +0000" stop="20260915182022 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182022 +0000" stop="20260915184441 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tits Up, Tits Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diane wins a free mammogram and needs to see a specialist after the results, so Bonnie helps out. Daniel tries to overcome his anxiety over driving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184441 +0000" stop="20260915190932 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Balm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Diane partners with Gideon to sell homemade lotion but its secret ingredient proves costly. Bonnie wants to return to work as an event planner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190932 +0000" stop="20260915193823 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lotion Commotion - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Gideon wants to take their lotion global, but Diane has second thoughts. Mark and Bonnie have financial trouble and may need to sell the condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120418 +0000" stop="20260915122749 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nico's First Day / Sporty Chip - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Chip promises to help Nico on his first day of school -- but gets jealous when he makes a new friend. / Chip has a tough time in gym class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122749 +0000" stop="20260915125121 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stomp and Stamp's Slide / Show and Tell Chip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone on Welcome Walk can't wait to try out Stomp and Stamp's new slide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125121 +0000" stop="20260915131452 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip and Deely Bear / Chip's Piano Lesson - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chip can't find Deely Bear. / It's Chip's first piano lesson with her teacher Corella Cockatoo; Chip wants to play a tune just like Momma, but first she has to learn just one note.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131452 +0000" stop="20260915133822 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Playdate at Nico's / Roxy the Babysitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Chip's playdate with Nico, Potato makes friends with baby Bodi. / Chip worries that the new babysitter won't be able to sing her usual bedtime song.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133822 +0000" stop="20260915140155 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Class Show / Double Playdate Chip! - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Chip helps Nico, who's nervous about acting in the class show. / Later, she learns more about the baby her mom is having. Chip and Spud have friends over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140155 +0000" stop="20260915142525 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's First Sleepover / Doctor Chip - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Chip's first sleepover at Nico's house is fun, but she gets sad when it's time for bed. / Potato is sick for Family Fun Day, so Dr. Chip helps her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142525 +0000" stop="20260915144856 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Swimming Lesson / Spud's Homework - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Chip has her first swimming lesson / Chip gets in trouble for messing up Spud's homework and taking a cookie without permission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144856 +0000" stop="20260915151214 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Pug Chip / Pumpkin Picking Chip - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Chip joins her Poppa for Bring Your Child to Work Day; Potato goes missing at the Happyton Police Station. / During the annual pumpkin picking competition, Chip and Potato find the biggest pumpkin ever; they need to get it home to win the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151214 +0000" stop="20260915153535 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's School Trip / Big Sister Chip - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Happy Hoppers go on their first school trip to the museum; nothing goes according to plan for Chip. / The new Pug baby is about to be born; while she waits for news from Momma and Poppa, Chip has a sleepover with the Pandas next door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153535 +0000" stop="20260915155857 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Baby Sister / After School Chip - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chip's new baby sister has come home; Chip wants to hold her for the first time. / Chip goes to the After School Club for the first time; all the new faces, noises and activities make Chip want to hide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155857 +0000" stop="20260915162216 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandma Pug's Birthday / Puggy House Guest - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Chip plans a birthday party for Grandma Pug; Grandma brings an unexpected friend to the party. / Momma's friend Fernanda introduces the family to foosball; Chip struggles to win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162216 +0000" stop="20260915164536 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puggy's Butterfly / Itchy Chip - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Chip doesn't feel well, but she doesn't want to miss the class butterfly emerging from is chrysalis. / Chip gets creative trying stay busy and forget about her itchy spots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164536 +0000" stop="20260915170859 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School Chip / Chip's Big Bike Ride - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chip's Puggy Spots are healing so she returns to school, but things changed while she was away. / Chip needs to learn ride a big bike so she can join Momma and baby Tot on a ride to Happyton Park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170859 +0000" stop="20260915173221 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Dazzles / Puggy Parent-Teacher Day - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The Dazzles, are moving away and Chip is sad to see them leave. / Chip has been a perfect student all year, until she gets in trouble for talking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173221 +0000" stop="20260915175542 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's First Piano Exam / Chip's Homework Project - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Chip is scared to take her first piano exam. / Spud helps Chip when she has trouble with a homework project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175542 +0000" stop="20260915181900 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital Trip Chip / Chip Without Potato - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Nico has to stay overnight at the hospital with a broken arm and a bump on his head. / Chip misses Potato and worries about going to bed alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181900 +0000" stop="20260915184223 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Birthday / Snow School Chip - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Chip is afraid that Nico and Potato won't be around to attend her fifth birthday party. / On a snowy day, Chip and Nico look after Potato; Potato goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184223 +0000" stop="20260915190541 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairground Chip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chip and pals find fun, adventure -- and important lessons -- at the Happyton Fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190541 +0000" stop="20260915192902 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip, Meet Mrs. Whale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>School's a lot different when a substitute steps in for Mr. Diggerty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192902 +0000" stop="20260915195224 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip and Glenda - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chip is sad when it seems like Gordie's granddaughter is stealing the spotlight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121511 +0000" stop="20260915123801 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out to Launch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unforseen circumstances cause the Rangers to take off in the Space Plane and be stranded in space!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123801 +0000" stop="20260915130048 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiwi's Big Adventure - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Ranger plane is swiped by a primitive tribe of flightless Kiwis, who worship it in the hope that it will allow them to fly once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130048 +0000" stop="20260915132335 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Squirrelsitting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Rescue Rangers try to recover the Maltese Mouse from Fat Cat, and end up with the unlikely task of babysitting a mother squirrel's two rambunctious daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132335 +0000" stop="20260915134617 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pound of the Baskervilles - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Chip thinks he's famed literary detective, Sureluck Jones, as the Rangers try to find a hidden will in an old mansion before time runs out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134617 +0000" stop="20260915140902 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risky Beesness - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A queen bee enlists the Rangers' help (and Zipper's affections) when her hive gets mesmerized by a rock star wannabe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140902 +0000" stop="20260915143151 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and a Booby - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A mother Booby's egg is eggnapped and she asks for the Rangers' aid in recovering it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143151 +0000" stop="20260915145439 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Carpetsnaggers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Rangers are met with a supernatural mystery when they catch flying carpets in the act of burglarizing houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145439 +0000" stop="20260915151723 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearing Up Baby - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Humphrey the bear adopts a stray human child, and the Rangers have to figure out how to get him back to his gun-happy parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151723 +0000" stop="20260915154013 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parental Discretion Retired - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Monty's father, Cheddarhead Charlie, comes for a visit and takes over, much to the Rescue Rangers' chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154013 +0000" stop="20260915160304 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When an old detective friend is falsely accused of stealing a priceless ruby, Chip and Dale decide to take on the task of solving the crime themselves, in this introduction to the series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160304 +0000" stop="20260915162632 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chip and Dale are hot on Fat Cat's trail, who leads them to a Chinese laundry and then to a fishing vessel where they meet Monty and Zipper for the very first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162632 +0000" stop="20260915165001 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (3) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Monty suggests they visit his old friend, Geegaw Hackwrench, but instead find Geegaw's daughter, Gadget, who flies the group to Glacier Bay as they continue their investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165001 +0000" stop="20260915171335 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (4) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The investigative trail leads Chip, Dale, Monty, Gadget and Zipper from Glacier Bay to a dog pound and then to the subway where they find Claudaine, who masterminded this whole thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171335 +0000" stop="20260915173700 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (5) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claudaine and Nimnul plot together and build a huge jello mold, which they plan to use to cause an earthquake to crack open a Reserve Building vault so they can steal all the gold inside it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173700 +0000" stop="20260915175948 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lad in a Lamp - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Monty's greed backfires when a genie in lamp tricks Monty into changing places with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175948 +0000" stop="20260915182232 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Luck Stops Here - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Gadget takes pity on a hapless inventor who's had a streak of bad luck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182232 +0000" stop="20260915184514 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bulge - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Monty's exercise regimen turns into a major disadvantage as the Rangers try to capture some flying jewel thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184514 +0000" stop="20260915190754 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Chance - S02E09</title>
    <desc>While trying to foil Fat Cat's plan to steal the Crown Jewels, Monty unearths one of his ghostly ancestors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190754 +0000" stop="20260915193038 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Elephant Never Suspects - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Some elephants at the zoo accept the Rangers assistance to help them find out who's been stealing all their peanuts but the Rangers have to go undercover when they become the main suspects!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193038 +0000" stop="20260915195322 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake Me to Your Leader - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Zipper gets zapped by one of Nimnul's inventions -- a ray gun that causes him to grow at an alarming rate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124504 +0000" stop="20260915142149 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive, Lady, Drive: Part 1 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Ponch, Jon, Bear and Lenny go to Palma Vista to cover for the striking Palma Vista Police Department. While there, they help an orphaned 10-year-old girl find a new home, arrest a councilman's two sons and city manager's daughter on some serious traffic charges, and break up a hijacking ring. Ponch falls for a lady race car driver, but loses out in the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142149 +0000" stop="20260915151025 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive, Lady, Drive: Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Donna/Linda is taken back to her foster home, but Candi suspects something is wrong. Jon and Ponch catch the dune buggy, and Jon discovers the hijackers' hideout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151025 +0000" stop="20260915155902 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watch Commander - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A new watch commander, Lieutenant Bates, tries to make sure everything runs by the rule book but eventually sees the need for flexibility. A pair of thieves are renting tractor units and stealing packed trailers from loading bays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155902 +0000" stop="20260915164735 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destruction Derby - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ponch and Jon go undercover at a raceway to probe a drug ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164735 +0000" stop="20260915173609 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Ponch and Jon try to apprehend a jewel thief who has hit several condos in Marina del Rey. A thief injures a young girl while making a motorcycle getaway. Ponch tries to befriend a recovering girl who was injured by the thief during his escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173609 +0000" stop="20260915182443 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheeling - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A trio of wheelchair-bound drivers create problems for Jon and Ponch both in and out of their vehicles. The father of a hit-and-run victim is determined to catch the driver responsible, with or without the help of the CHP.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182443 +0000" stop="20260915191316 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Watch - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A pair of thieves are robbing houses in the run-up to Christmas. Ponch is feeling down because he longs for a family Christmas and doesn't know his mother is flying in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123802 +0000" stop="20260915132003 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopped Champions: Part 4 - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Four chefs vie for the last remaining place in the $50,000 Chopped Champions contest. Appetizer: sour apple martini mix. Entree: an imposing cut of meat and a sweet wine. Dessert: two very different treats made from corn nut and Marashino cherry desserts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132003 +0000" stop="20260915140205 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hecho en the Chopped Kitchen - S13E10</title>
    <desc>The chefs open the appetizer basket and find exciting ingredients from Mexico, including pigs' feet and tres leches cake. Then the chefs are presented with a second basket of surprises from South of the Border, including goat chops. And one chef sees the chance of a carefree round literally go up in flames when a pan gets much too hot. Nothing is yucky about yucca and coconuts. But when one of the finalists runs into all sorts of trouble getting through the round, will the judges like the end results?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140205 +0000" stop="20260915144406 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopped Champions: Finale - S14E06</title>
    <desc>In the grand finale of the Chopped Champions tournament, four two-time winners stride into the kitchen with their eyes on the big prize: $50,000! Some fresh surprises and a baked good challenge the champs in the first round. Then after saying goodbye to the first chef, the competition takes a slimy turn with sea snails in the basket. And with expectations and pressure sky-high, what will the two chefs who have managed to make it through nine rounds of cooking manage to do with carrot juice and honeycomb for dessert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144406 +0000" stop="20260915152607 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make No Mistake - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Four returning losers — chefs who made big mistakes in their first competition — are dead set on not repeating history in the Chopped Kitchen. Having practiced and prepared to do better, the chefs open up the appetizer basket and fight to stay in it: but one pulpo and fava bean appetizer will not be good enough. Then, in the entrre round, the chefs have to stay sharp to cook with cactus and manage their time well. And when the two finalists find a classic cookie and a tangy fruit in the dessert basket, make no mistake both of these former losers really want to win it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Untrained, Undaunted - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Four amateur cooks step into the Chopped Kitchen. Appetizer: pickled watermelon rind and sushi . Entree: ostrict fillets and blueberry wine. Dessert: cinnamon chips, grapes, Earl Grey tea.</desc>
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    <title>Just For The Halibut - S14E07</title>
    <desc>The chefs hope the basket ingredients speak to them and inspire them to create some delicious appetizers from smoked beef tongue and garbanzo beans. Then the competitors have a heck of a time making halibut work with aquavit in their entree dishes. And the judges are eager to see what the last two chefs can do with banana chips and almond butter in the dessert round.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165006 +0000" stop="20260915173207 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption Intention - S14E08</title>
    <desc>Back for the victory! Four Chopped runners-up courageously return to the competition, intent on redeeming their previous defeats. Will a pre-cooked protein and a slimy sea creature in the first basket throw anybody off their game? The chefs who make it to the entree round cannot duck a very difficult basket, featuring poultry tongue and pineapple.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173207 +0000" stop="20260915181408 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads Up! - S15E01</title>
    <desc>Appetizer: lamb's head and chocolate cake.  Entree: arctic char and vinegar. Dessert: yellow rice and persimmons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181408 +0000" stop="20260915185608 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopped All-Stars: Food Network vs. Cooking Channel - S14E09</title>
    <desc>In this first competition of the celebrity tournament, fans of Food Network and Cooking Channel get to see some of their favorite stars in action in the Chopped Kitchen. One chef's dash to deliver a creative appetizer before the clock runs makes for a very exciting first round. Then in the second round, something's fishy in the basket, and one chef's dish is at risk when two competitors bump into each other. And with a spot in the $50,000 All-Stars finale and a favorite charity on the line, two finalists go head-to-head in the dessert round. Will their creations from marshmallow and coconut flakes make the judges happy?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185608 +0000" stop="20260915193809 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viewers' Choice Baskets - S15E02</title>
    <desc>For this Viewers' Choice competition, Chopped fans devise the cruelest baskets ever. Appetizer: two brightly colored manmade items and one of nature's most odious foods. Entree: a canned product that became infamous in a previous competition. The dessert basket proves very difficult for the finalists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122100 +0000" stop="20260915124406 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sniffleball / Mung on the Rocks - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Feeling that Chowder has been spending too much time in the kitchen, Mung Daal forces him to play sports with other kids. Upset by Panini's kisses and Gorgonzola's taunts, Chowder has to figure out a way to escape the game and get back to the kitchen. / After Mung Daal forgets his and Truffles' wedding anniversary, Truffles gives him the cold shoulder. Seeing that Mung is depressed by this, Chowder decides to use advice from Gazpacho help out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124406 +0000" stop="20260915130713 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heavy Sleeper / The Moldy Touch - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Chowder accidentally messes up a drink, Mung Daal goes into a deep sleep, leaving Chowder and Shnitzel to find something to awaken the chef. / After accidentally letting a mold creature out of its bottle, everything Chowder touches becomes covered in mold. After realizing what has happened, Mung Daal tries to solve things before the entire city becomes moldy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130713 +0000" stop="20260915133020 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Your Service / Chowder &amp; Mr. Fugu - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal and Chowder are forced to work for Ms. Endive in order to receive a rare fruit from her. / Chowder must take a consumer on tour around Marzipan City, but to his dismay, Mr. Fugu can eat more than he does and doesn't get any of the food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133020 +0000" stop="20260915135328 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation / The Sleep Eater - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chowder, Mung Daal and Shnitzel accidentally lock themselves in the restroom when they are about to go on a vacation. / After he has a midnight snack, Chowder's internal clock goes haywire and he becomes a monster at night. Chowder must now go an entire night food-free to become normal again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135328 +0000" stop="20260915141627 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bruised Bluenana / Shnitzel and the Lead Farfel - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After an accident at Gazpacho's fruit stand, Chowder and Panini become surrogate parents to an injured bluenana, in order to nurse it back to good health. / After becoming soft and weak, Shnitzel must train to regain his strength and lift the heaviest object in Marzipan City: "The Lead Farfel".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141627 +0000" stop="20260915144030 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thousand Pound Cake / The Rat Sandwich - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Chowder and Shnitzel must race against the clock when delivering an order to a man that lives on top of a giant, since he gets it free if it comes after sunset. / The gang tries to get rid of Reuben, who is blackmailing the company by using his pet rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144030 +0000" stop="20260915150332 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chowder Loses His Hat / Brain Grub - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When Chowder loses his hat to Chestnut, he must travel across town in order to trade the items needed to get it back. / When Mung Daal attempts to make Chowder smarter using a food called "Brain Grub", Chowder soon becomes aware that their universe is simply an animated series, and changes it into a talk show. Mung tells him about how without Chowder, it's awful. Chowder smashes his big brain and eventually destroys the Chowder universe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150332 +0000" stop="20260915152643 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shnitzel Quits - S01E33</title>
    <desc>When Shnitzel feels that he is not getting enough respect from Mung Daal and Truffles, he quits the catering company and decides to work for their rival, Ms. Endive. But he soon discovers that she in actually in love with him, and sees him as more than hired help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152643 +0000" stop="20260915154941 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Part / The Meach Harvest - S01E34</title>
    <desc>When Chowder accidentally breaks Mung Daal's new feetsa-making machine, he is forced to go and buy a new part for it. But Chowder becomes easily distracted while in town, and ends up having to find a way to make money after wasting the money Mung gave him. / When Mung Daal has to make a dish that requires a certain fruit that he fears due to a past experience with it, he sends Chowder and Shnitzel in his place to retrieve it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154941 +0000" stop="20260915161251 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banned From the Stand / Créme Puff Hands - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Gazpacho bans everyone (including himself) from his fruit stand after an argument with Mung Daal, and must find a way to fix the problem he has caused. / When Chowder's hands inflate after a cooking accident, he suddenly becomes every helpful to the people of Marzipan City. But his hands soon become a liability, when Chowder starts to go crazy, believing that he is useless without his huge hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161251 +0000" stop="20260915163559 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice Games - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Apprentice Games have began and Chowder feels like he's not prepared until Mung convinces him with the ultimate Thrice Cream. Chowder teams up with Gorgonzola, causing trouble as they lose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163559 +0000" stop="20260915165904 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arborians - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal, Chowder and Shnitzel need a special syrup from an annoying tree in order to complete a pancake recipe, but soon the tree and his family end up taking over the catering company, leaving them to find a solution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165904 +0000" stop="20260915172216 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Sale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chowder becomes obsessed with eating the stuff sold at Mung Daal's garage sale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172216 +0000" stop="20260915174455 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panini for President - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Panini declares herself as the new president of the apprentice's society, Gorgonzola (through Chowder) ends up competing against her the title.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174455 +0000" stop="20260915180801 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fire Breather - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Chowder eats a group of hot peppers in order to keep them from escaping the kitchen and burn down the city, he begins to breathe fire whenever he opens his mouth, whether he wants to or not. Quickly becoming an incovenience to Mung Daal and the others, he runs away to go live with dragons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180801 +0000" stop="20260915183104 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Flinger Lingons - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While helping Mung Daal make a giant bread bowl for a traveling circus troupe, Chowder becomes obsessed with being a member of the Flying Flinger Lingons, and runs away to join them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183104 +0000" stop="20260915185414 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chowder's Babysitter - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While babysitting Chowder, Gazpacho believes he has accidentally killed Chowder. Convincing Chowder that he's dead, they both attempt to get his "spirit" to pass on to the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185414 +0000" stop="20260915191723 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey Hey It's Knishmas - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Chowder worries he won't receive the gift he wants on Knishmas, when he sees Mung Daal attempt to make a perfect Schmingerbread house and fail several times. Upon seeing this, he recruits Panini and Gorgonzola to help him make Knish Kringle like Mung's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191723 +0000" stop="20260915194027 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chowder's Catering Company - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Against Mung Daal's wishes, Chowder secretly starts his own catering company for a bunch of trash-dwelling vermin. However, when these vermin attempt to kill Mung, Shnitzel and Truffles, Chowder must choose between his friends and his dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121132 +0000" stop="20260915123253 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank Master - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Savannah decides to drop out of college, Todd comes up with a plan to change her mind; Nanny Faye pulls a prank on Todd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123253 +0000" stop="20260915125411 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remission Control - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Chrisleys have a family bowling tournament; Julie waits to hear if her cancer is in remission; the family plans a surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125411 +0000" stop="20260915131546 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differing Strokes - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Todd and Chase team up for a golf match against Jay Demarcus; Savannah tries to move in with Nanny Faye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131546 +0000" stop="20260915133708 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaways and Segways - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Todd and Savannah disagree about planning a charity fashion show; Chase helps Nanny Faye apply for a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133708 +0000" stop="20260915135843 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys to Men - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Todd takes over Chase's 21st birthday plans in order to have some father and son bonding time; Julie tries to prepare Grayson for football tryouts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135843 +0000" stop="20260915142018 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal House - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Todd offers to watch a house full of children; Julie struggles to let loose during a girls' weekend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142018 +0000" stop="20260915144153 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tantrums and Tiaras - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Grayson's dream to visit Universal Orlando's Volcano Bay is threatened by his parents' work schedule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144153 +0000" stop="20260915150328 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quit Your Pitchin' - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Todd tries to train Savannah for a charity softball game; Julie gets annoyed when Todd doesn't help Grayson train his new puppy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150328 +0000" stop="20260915152503 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truckin' Good Time - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Julie agrees to make desserts for a food truck event; Grayson gets a lesson from Todd about what it means to be truly sorry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152503 +0000" stop="20260915154638 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny's Gone Wild - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Faye threatens to move back to Atlanta after Todd upsets her; Julie tries to get Grayson ready to start his new school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154638 +0000" stop="20260915160813 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baking Bad - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julie and Faye battle over who will host Thanksgiving dinner; Todd tries to find a cure for his insomnia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160813 +0000" stop="20260915162948 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pitch Perfection - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Todd is determined to win when the Rawlings come to town; Chase and Savannah help Grayson pitch his new YouTube channel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162948 +0000" stop="20260915165109 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bringing Up Baby - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Chase and Savannah get more than they bargained for when they give Todd and Julie the weekend off; with free time and no parental duties, Todd and Julie rekindle their romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165109 +0000" stop="20260915171230 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready to Launch - S05E24</title>
    <desc>The Chrisleys head to Florida for Savannah’s fashion line launch at HSN; Todd and Julie help Savannah overcome her on-air jitters; Nanny gets Chase in trouble at a casino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171230 +0000" stop="20260915173405 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Play In A Manger - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Todd &amp; Julie direct the community nativity play while also trying to teach Chloe and Grayson the true meaning of Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173405 +0000" stop="20260915175540 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare Before Chrisley - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Overwhelmed with all the guests visiting for the weekend, Todd has difficulty getting into the Christmas spirit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175540 +0000" stop="20260915181845 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Faye - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 6 Premiere, Julie gets frustrated when the family use Chloe's birthday as a reason to compete against each other. And, Nanny Faye gets more than she bargained for when Todd insists on being her trainer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181845 +0000" stop="20260915184006 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Todd and Pony Show - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Todd becomes Faye's assistant after finding out that she's been making Julie run all her errands. Meanwhile, Savannah gets over-excited when Chloe shows an interest in horseback riding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184006 +0000" stop="20260915190128 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date With Destiny - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A newly single Chase gets caught off guard when his family sets him up on a double blind date. Meanwhile, Todd struggles with how to handle Grayson's latest homework assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190128 +0000" stop="20260915192250 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biddy Battle - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Todd finds himself in the middle of an old biddy battle when Frances moves in with Faye. And Grayson attempts to break a world record.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192250 +0000" stop="20260915194412 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painted Into a Corner - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Todd stresses out Julie when he insists on investing in an oil painting of the family. And after a kitchen fire, Grayson decides the Chrisleys need some emergency response training.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124227 +0000" stop="20260915133037 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinners Are Much More Fun - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Our 3 Amigos struggle with the strict rules and institutionalized homophobia of their new Catholic reform school, especially when Chucky arrives with a murderous agenda. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills, a suspicious detective threatens Tiffany's imposture as "Jennifer Tilly" and the discovery of her secret hostage, Nica Pierce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133037 +0000" stop="20260915141820 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail, Mary! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With Jake and Devon’s relationship already under strain, the reveal that multiple killer dolls exist causes Jake to propose the unthinkable: brainwash the captured Chucky and turn him into an ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141820 +0000" stop="20260915150647 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death on Denial - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tiffany’s secrets are threatened by the return from college of her 18-year-old kids Glen and Glenda, and by a surprise intervention conducted by several of Jennifer Tilly’s loved ones, who are concerned about their old friend’s odd behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150647 +0000" stop="20260915155358 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doll on Doll - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Devon worries that Good Chucky can't be trusted. Tiffany spirals from the surprise party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155358 +0000" stop="20260915163810 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He is Risen Indeed - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Incarnate Lord goes on lockdown with the Chucky dolls inside. Nica moves forward with her plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163810 +0000" stop="20260915172534 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' to the Chapel - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ade due Damballa! The survivors band together with Father Bryce to perform an exorcism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172534 +0000" stop="20260915181640 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucky Actually - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Back in Hackensack for the holidays, the 3 Amigos receive a special gift; Tiffany plots her escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181640 +0000" stop="20260915190004 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder at 1600 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>No child is left behind when Chucky manages to insinuate himself into the White House and find a new "friend 'til the end" in the President's lonely young son, Henry. Meanwhile, Jake and Devon assist Lexy in finding her missing sister Caroline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190004 +0000" stop="20260915194509 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Right One In - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jake, Devon and Lexy hatch a plan to take down Chucky by befriending the President's teenage son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121627 +0000" stop="20260915123608 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blazin' Wilson / On Track Brewster - S04E19</title>
    <desc>When he runs out of Water, Wilson has to think on his wheels during fire training. / Brewster has his first chuggineer test and Wilson is on Safety Patrol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123608 +0000" stop="20260915125549 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Chuggers / Round Up Wilson - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Chuggineers compete with the Steam Team for the coveted Iron Chuggers title / During training, Wilson and Chug Patrol must evacuate animals from the Safari Park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125549 +0000" stop="20260915131530 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are the Chuggineers / Team Trainee - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Something goes wrong when the chuggineers are building a bridge. / The Speed Fleet, Chug Patrol and the Chuggineers compete in the Track Dash fun race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131530 +0000" stop="20260915133511 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Record Breaker Koko / Tootington Tunnel - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Koko tries to break a speed record at the Chug-a-Sonic Speedtrack. / Brewster and Cormac chase a runaway circular tunnel entrance through the countryside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133511 +0000" stop="20260915134511 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Responder Calley - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Calley worries she doesn't have a specialty, but proves she is a great all-rounder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134511 +0000" stop="20260915135511 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinkhole Rescue - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Brewster is trapped when he falls into a sinkhole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135511 +0000" stop="20260915140511 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cormac Patrol - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Cormac finds himself with nothing to do, until the Chug Patrollers need rescuing</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140511 +0000" stop="20260915141511 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trainee Camp - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The trainees work as a team and acquire new skills</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141511 +0000" stop="20260915142512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tour Guide Harrison - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Harrison Harrison must devise a special tour of Chuggington in order to pass his tour guide test</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142512 +0000" stop="20260915143512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delivery Challenge - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cormac challenges Old Puffer Pete to a delivery contest</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143512 +0000" stop="20260915144512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koko Express - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Koko learns that being careful and quick is the trick to being an express courier train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144512 +0000" stop="20260915145512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skipper Stu &amp; the Steam Crane - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The crane at the docks breaks down, so Skipper Stu must find another way to load the ship</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145512 +0000" stop="20260915150512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Patrol Chief - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jackman must find a way to get fuel from the inaccessible docks in sub-zero temperatures</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150512 +0000" stop="20260915151512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fletch Shines - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Fletch repairs the lighthouse by himself and discovers that being in charge is hard</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151512 +0000" stop="20260915152512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spy Train - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Trainees are on a mission to play top-secret spy games in Chuggington but their sleuthing missions turn into wild shenanigans!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152512 +0000" stop="20260915153512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock 'N' Rollers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Wilson, Koko and Brewster form a band, but when Koko's horn goes wonky, will the Trainees find a replacement in time to rock out on the radio?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153512 +0000" stop="20260915154512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson’s Broadcast Blues - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Wilson is chosen to appear on Radio Chuggington and decides to exaggerate a news story when his friends want to see a movie instead of listen to the radio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154512 +0000" stop="20260915155512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Extra Mile - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Detective Brewster works to help Wilson find Koko's award ribbon that Wilson secretly borrowed and then lost. Will they be able to find Koko's award before she finds out Wilson lost it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155512 +0000" stop="20260915160512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepyhead Koko - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Koko let her excitement get the best of her and stayed up all night! Can Brewster and Wilson honk Koko awake in time for her to take the Mayor to a special ceremony at the docks?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160512 +0000" stop="20260915161512 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Train Out - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Zephie, Wilson and Brewster compete to be Koko's partner in a relay race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161512 +0000" stop="20260915162513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Hero - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Brewster's hero can't make it for Hero Day, he and Zephie set off on their own hero duty and learn what makes a real hero along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162513 +0000" stop="20260915163513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not From Around Here - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When new chugger, Rosa, comes to Chuggington, the trainees try to help her find a job that she will love in her new city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163513 +0000" stop="20260915164513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piperactive - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Piper loves to play! But when the Trainees are given a job to do, playtime is cut short.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164513 +0000" stop="20260915165513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Koko - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Koko gets a hydraulic power booster upgrade to make her super strong, but with her newfound strength, disastrous consequences ensue around Chuggington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165513 +0000" stop="20260915170513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frostini's True Calling - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When a fancy new ice cream machine comes to Chuggington, Frostini feels left behind and goes in search of his true passion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170513 +0000" stop="20260915171513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Patrol, Out of Control - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Wilson struggles at being a good chief when he puts together his own Junior Chug Patrol Crew with Zephie, Piper and Hoot &amp; Toot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171513 +0000" stop="20260915172513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Safari Park - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Mtambo enlists Wilson's help to feed the animals at Safari Park. Now if only Wilson could remember what food to feed which animal!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172513 +0000" stop="20260915173513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow Koko - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Mtambo takes Koko, Piper and Hodge on a night tour through Safari Park, Koko discovers a new world of Chuggington that glows in the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173513 +0000" stop="20260915174513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Easy Being Clean - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Wilson looks shiny and new after his trip to the Chug Wash and the other trainees are impressed - but everyone knows he's a magnet for a mess!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174513 +0000" stop="20260915175513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Sitting - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Wilson has his hands full while baby sitting an adorable monkey that goes bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175513 +0000" stop="20260915180513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson's Wag-A-Lag-On - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Wilson's wagon is falling apart! Will Wilson roll with his trusted wagon until the wheels fall off, or can his chuggtastic friends convince him to retire 'wag-a-lagon'?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180513 +0000" stop="20260915181513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3 Ways of the Track - S06E17</title>
    <desc>With guidance from the ever-wise Hanzo, an easily flustered Tai must learn how to remain focused, calm and balanced, while on the job!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181513 +0000" stop="20260915182513 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fast, The Strong &amp; The Wilson - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Wilson goes for the gold to find out what he's best at as all of Chuggington is celebrating and competing in the Chuggington Games!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182513 +0000" stop="20260915183514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuggington Noir - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Chuggington is left in the dark when the lighthouse at the docks mysteriously goes out! But, where there's a mystery afoot, Detective Brewster is on the case!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183514 +0000" stop="20260915184514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Encounters Of The Train Kind - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's Space Chuggers! Adventure ensues when the trainees think they are being visited by Chuggers from outer space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184514 +0000" stop="20260915185514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tai Tracks - S06E22</title>
    <desc>New to Chuggington, Tai must navigate her way around town to make an important delivery on time! With help from her new friends, she just might get the job done!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185514 +0000" stop="20260915190514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Action Chugger's Day Off - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Being a super chugger is hard work! But when given a well deserved day off, Action Chugger has a hard time relaxing! Can the trainees get Action Chugger to finally rest his wheels?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190514 +0000" stop="20260915191514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Fashioned Way - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Koko has Old Puffer Pete feeling like his old ways are methodical and too slow. Does Old Puffer Pete have what it takes to save the day when new technology is put to the test?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191514 +0000" stop="20260915192514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out in the Cold - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a snow storm comes to Chuggington, Wilson and Brewster get caught out in the cold and must work together to make their way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192514 +0000" stop="20260915193514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Coach Koko - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Koko's confidence is shaken after she gets in an accident. Scared and second guessing herself, can she regain her speed in time to save Wilson and Brewster from trouble?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193514 +0000" stop="20260915194514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Chugger - S06E30</title>
    <desc>When Wilson finds out he's the first of his kind, his friends deem him "Chuggington Royalty"—a title that quickly goes to his engine!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194514 +0000" stop="20260915195514 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Patrol: Mission Thunder - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Chug Patrol is always in control, but when a thunder storm hits Chuggington, Wilson can't control his fear! Wilson must face his fears and weather the storm to help a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121523 +0000" stop="20260915124348 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naani's Return - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When the family arrives back from a trip to Pakistan with Mr Khan's mother-in-law in tow, Mr Khan is lumbered with looking after her. Then a miracle happens - she announces she wants to move into a home. When Sam - the head of a local care centre - arrives, Mr Khan is over-the-moon. That is, until he discovers the mother-in-law may be worth some money. With the help of son-in-law-to-be Amjad, a ridiculous disguise and a spying mission, Mr Khan tries to stop Naani moving out at all costs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124348 +0000" stop="20260915131218 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The In-Laws - S03E02</title>
    <desc>With Shazia and Amjad's wedding fast approaching, the Khans invite the Maliks to dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131218 +0000" stop="20260915134052 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunty Noor - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan takes on more shifts at the supermarket, leaving Mr Khan in charge of the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134052 +0000" stop="20260915140825 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer Khan - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan discovers that Prince Charles might be dropping in to the city farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140825 +0000" stop="20260915143539 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stags and Hens - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan reluctantly agrees to organise Amjad's stag, while Shazia goes on her hen do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143539 +0000" stop="20260915150228 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding of Mr Khan's daughter Shazia to 'pakora short of a picnic' Amjad has finally arrived, but all is not well in the Khan household.

Mrs Khan is still upset that Shazia has opted for a British-Asian fusion affair, rather than a big, fat, traditional Pakistani wedding. Then, Shazia won't let her help with the organization and when Shazia refuses to wear a matriarchal family heirloom, it all gets too much - Mrs Khan refuses to go to the wedding, and instead takes a shift at the supermarket.

So, with Amjad in tow, it's up to Mr Khan to get his wife back onside. But, of course, in Mr Khan's world things aren't that simple. As a result, Amjad goes missing, Shazia's mother-in-law-to-be Mrs Malik makes a startling revelation, and thanks to Mr Khan there's a very near miss at the ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150228 +0000" stop="20260915153036 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farley Manor - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan gets into a state at a stately home when Naani takes the law into her own hands.

The Khans decide to have a family day out to visit Farley Manor, owned by Lord Anstruther, which is putting on a display of Indian treasures collected during the British Raj. Mr Khan's efforts to impress the council committee are put on hold while he takes Naani around the old manor. He becomes much keener on all things ancient and Indian after meeting Lord Anstruther, but his hopes of hobnobbing with the aristocracy are jeopardised by Naani's sticky fingers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153036 +0000" stop="20260915155912 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Photo - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan bites off more than he can chew when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man, and a family photo opportunity causes friction between sisters Alia and Shazia.

Mr Khan wants to get baby Mohammad enrolled at a good school and tries to take the inside track by becoming a school crossing patrol officer. However, the training regime and selection process is tougher than he was expecting - even with Amjad helping him to get fit around the streets of Birmingham.

Meanwhile, Naani wants the family to have a proper family photo done in a studio. Shazia and Alia clash when Alia tries to hijack the studio session to get photos for her personal fashion vlog (which already has thousands of followers - most of them drawn to a video of Mr Khan walking to the bathroom in his underpants).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155912 +0000" stop="20260915162747 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Local Hero - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Baby Mohammad is having a few unsettled nights, and Shazia and Amjad are finding it difficult to cope with the lack of sleep. Mrs Khan thinks they need to spend some quality time together, and deputises Mr Khan to book them a romantic weekend away.

Mr Khan is trying to win a Pride of Birmingham award (Alia misinterprets this as him going on a Birmingham Pride march), which leads to an altercation with a parking attendant at the supermarket. The dispute escalates and Khan finds himself staging a protest against parking fines from inside his car (after the attendant tries to have it towed away).

The police are called - in the shape of community support officer Amjad - and Khan is able to solve Amjad's problems and his own in one fell swoop. Alia, meanwhile, has managed to get herself and baby Mohammad on a TV show, much to the family's embarrassment...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162747 +0000" stop="20260915165548 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Shop - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan decides she and Mr Khan should have more 'together' time, and invites Khan along to watch her tango class demonstration. Mr Khan already has something planned - he's opening a fried chicken franchise on the high street. He is keeping it a secret from Mrs Khan as he has invested their pension money in it. He enlists Alia, Amjad, Naani and nephew Faraz as his chicken shop crack team. Matters are further complicated when the manageress at the chicken shop, Sandra, takes a shine to Amjad. But for Mr Khan this could be just what he needs...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165548 +0000" stop="20260915172422 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic Mo - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While trying to teach Baby Mo how to play cricket, Mr Khan discovers that his little grandson might be psychic and immediately sets him to work picking his lottery numbers.

Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, is threatening to solve Shazia and Amjad's housing problems by taking them with her to live in Bradford. Mrs Khan succumbs to stomach pains as a result of the stress, and the family rushes her to hospital.

On her hospital gurney, while waiting to see a doctor (who she tries to set up with Alia), Mrs Khan makes her husband promise to stop Shazia, Amjad and Baby Mo going to live with the in-laws. Khan has to use his ingenuity - and a DNA testing kit - to try and save the day, not before electrocuting himself on a defibrillator and getting involved in one mo' mix up...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172422 +0000" stop="20260915175229 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alia's Boyfriend - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. He's making his own version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake.

Meanwhile, there are more pressing problems on the domestic front: Alia's got a boyfriend. Mrs Khan is worried that he sounds too rough and sends Mr Khan (and son-in-law Amjad) to give him a talking to - at a pub.

After negotiating a number of bearded biker men, Khan meets the boyfriend and for purely selfish reasons invites him over to the house. However, Mrs Khan makes a discovery that forces Mr Khan to quiz Alia about every father's worst nightmare...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175229 +0000" stop="20260915181914 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The opening episode of the 5th season sees Mr Khan make an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground. Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181914 +0000" stop="20260915184727 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullies - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan has bought a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood as he believes it is starting to go a bit downhill. This is brought home when he finds out that his grandson, Mo, is being bullied at his nursery. But when Mr Khan decides to teach Amjad how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for, both during a trip to the local pool and when re-enacting a scene from Birmingham gangster drama Peaky Blinders.

Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad get ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she is going along too. How is Shazia going to tell her that this won't be her first holiday since Great Yarmouth 1988?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184727 +0000" stop="20260915191431 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and comfort eating him out of house and home. But when Mr Khan discovers he might be able to find an investor for his new invention amongst the funeral mourners, he throws himself into the burial arrangements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191431 +0000" stop="20260915194223 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scab's Parents - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon. But then Scab takes fright at the prospect of the Khans meeting his parents.

The Khans believe it is because they are a bit snooty and object to the idea of having a Pakistani daughter-in-law. So Mr Khan and Amjad hotfoot it to the posh country club to confront Scab's father (played by comedy royalty, Harry Enfield) and give him a piece of their minds in a sweaty sauna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122314 +0000" stop="20260915140019 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Universe of Battle (1863) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>This episode opens with a dramatic account of the turning point of war: the Battle of Gettysburg, the greatest ever fought in the Western Hemisphere. For three days 150,000 men will fight to the death in the Pennsylvania countryside, culminating in Pickett's legendary charge. This extended episode then goes on to chronicle the fall of Vicksburg, the New York draft riots, the first use of black troops, and the western battles at Chickamauga, Georgia and Chattanooga, Tennessee. The episode closes with the dedication of a new Union cemetery at Gettysburg in November, where Abraham Lincoln struggles to put into words what is happening to his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140019 +0000" stop="20260915150930 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valley of the Shadow of Death (1864) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Episode six begins with a biographical comparison of Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee and then chronicles the extraordinary series of battles that pitted the two generals against each other from the wilderness to Petersburg in Virginia. In 30 days, the two armies lose more men than both sides have lost in three years of war. With Grant and Lee finally deadlocked at Petersburg, we visit the ghastly hospitals north and south and follow General Sherman's Atlanta campaign through the mountains of north Georgia. As the horrendous casualty lists increase, Lincoln's chances for re-election begin to dim, and with them the possibility of Union victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150930 +0000" stop="20260915162301 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Hallowed Ground (1864) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with the presidential election of 1864 that sets Abraham Lincoln against his old commanding general, George McClellan. The stakes are nothing less than the survival of the Union itself: with Grant and Sherman stalled at Petersburg and Atlanta, opinion in the North has turned strongly against the war. But 11th-hour victories at Mobile Bay, Atlanta, and the Shenandoah Valley tilt the election to Lincoln and the Confederacy's last hope for independence dies. In an ironic twist, poignantly typical of the Civil War, Lee's Arlington mansion is turned into a Union military hospital and the estate becomes Arlington National Cemetery, the Union's most hallowed ground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162301 +0000" stop="20260915173132 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is All Hell (1865) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with William Tecumseh Sherman's brilliant march to the sea, which brings the war to the heart of Georgia and the Carolinas and spells the end of the Confederacy. In March, following Lincoln's second inauguration, first Petersburg and then Richmond finally fall to Grant's army. Lee's tattered Army of Northern Virginia flees westward towards a tiny crossroads town called Appomattox Court House. There the dramatic and deeply moving surrender of Lee to Grant takes place. The episode ends in Washington where John Wilkes Booth begins to dream of vengeance for the South.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173132 +0000" stop="20260915184147 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Better Angels of Our Nature (1865) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This extraordinary final episode of The Civil War begins in the bittersweet aftermath of Lee's surrender and then goes on to narrate the horrendous events of five days later when, on April 14, Lincoln is assassinated. After chronicling Lincoln's poignant funeral, the series recounts the final days of the war, the capture of John Wilkes Booth and the fates of the Civil War's major protagonists.
The episode then considers the consequences and meaning of a war that transformed the country from a collection of states to the nation we are today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120356 +0000" stop="20260915122458 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way the Cookie Crumbles - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money after being scammed out of their life savings. Together, Cleveland, Freight Train and their friends get together to bring down the con man who targeted their family. Meanwhile, Rallo gets a toy Mr. Microphone and tries his hand at being a commentator, announcer and stand-up comic</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122458 +0000" stop="20260915124644 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Live and Die in VA - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Lester invests in Cleveland's beer truck business and loses his life savings, he is so upset that he decides to take his own life - or does he? Meanwhile, Rallo is tired of getting his hair cut by his mom and opens his own barbershop in the kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124644 +0000" stop="20260915130826 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Essence of Cleveland - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Cleveland is reunited with his former high school classmate, "Fatty Patty," who is now skinny, beautiful and still has a crush on Cleveland, Donna becomes extremely jealous and wary of Patty's motives for wanting to be friends with Cleveland. Patty turns out to be a little crazy, and after she tries to steal Cleveland's "essence," Donna goes on the hunt to stop her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130826 +0000" stop="20260915132949 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship'rect - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cleveland and his friends prepare to enter Stoolbend’s annual boat race as a team, but when Cleveland’s celebrity idol moves to town, Cleveland makes it priority to befriend him.
And when his new pal invites him to join his boating team, Cleveland is forced to make a difficult decision.

Meanwhile, Roberta gets wrapped up in her dreams of being a superstar</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132949 +0000" stop="20260915135131 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Cool - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna’s ex-husband, Robert, Cleveland becomes jealous that Jr. thinks Robert is so much cooler than him.

In order to prove how cool he is to his son, Cleveland challenges Robert to a “Coolympics” competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135131 +0000" stop="20260915141303 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Show of Shows - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Rallo and his pals Bernard and Theodore perform in the school talent show, their rap about fiscal responsibility is not well-received by their classmates.

Meanwhile, after Cleveland gets his own cable-access television show, the reviews are less than positive so he takes some tips from the most successful daytime talk shows that appeal to women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141303 +0000" stop="20260915143434 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Cocoa Bang Bang - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Cleveland takes the entire family to a comic convention in an attempt to sell his comic book, “Waderman.” While there, Donna is horrified to find out that Robert Rodriguez is screening a Blaxploitation film that she starred in when she was younger.

Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr., tired of Comic-Con being a playground for Hollywood to peddle their projects, gathers a band of geeks together to take the Con back to its true origins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143434 +0000" stop="20260915145608 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BFFs - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Cleveland's upset when Peter Griffin visits Stoolbend and doesn't look him up, so he decides to bond with other friends on a camping trip hosted by wrestler Ric Flair. It turns rowdy. Meanwhile, Donna wants to show that Rallo is as smart as the other kids in his class, so she forces him to enter a Quiz Bowl tournament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145608 +0000" stop="20260915151751 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hurricane! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane hits Stoolbend, the Brown-Tubbs family tries to salvage what's left of their blown-away vacation. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. makes a surprising religious declaration.

Part 1 of the three-part crossover "Night of the Hurricane" with Family Guy (10x02 = Pt.2) and American Dad! (8x02 = Pt.3).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151751 +0000" stop="20260915153934 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Grace Street - S03E03</title>
    <desc>You know it's Halloween in Stoolbend when Donna makes Cleveland and Rallo spend the night in a haunted house. Meanwhile Cleveland's new friend goes on a murderous rampage and Roberta is stuck in a love triangle between a vampire and a werewolf in the all-new Halloween ExtravaGhoulza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153934 +0000" stop="20260915160117 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skip Day - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr. was the only student to attend school on “skip day.” Meanwhile, Rallo gets in a hit-and-run accident with Kendra and her scooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160117 +0000" stop="20260915162255 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yemen Party - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Donna joins a women’s support group and starts to complain about how Cleveland treats her, Cleveland dresses up as a woman to infiltrate the group and show Donna how good her life really is. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. and Rallo join forces to stop the playground bully, Rodney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162255 +0000" stop="20260915164439 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Biddy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Rallo’s elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel (guest voice Kathryn Joosten), Rallo realizes that Hazel is after Murray’s money and tries to save him from making a costly mistake.

Meanwhile, Donna tells Cleveland that he’s too fat and needs to lose weight, so she signs him up for the gym. But instead of working out, Cleveland takes a lazy short-cut to achieve results</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164439 +0000" stop="20260915170622 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die Semi-Hard - S03E07</title>
    <desc>To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, “Die Hard”.

In Cleveland’s version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline &amp; Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland – wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie – must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170622 +0000" stop="20260915172800 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y Tu Junior Tambien - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady, Cleveland gets green with envy and suspicious of her motives. When things start to get too serious between the two young lovers, Cleveland suspects that the young woman is using Junior to get a green card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172800 +0000" stop="20260915174943 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes El Neighborhood - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After getting into several cultural misunderstandings with his popular new Latina neighbor, Cleveland tries to make amends by showing her his knowledge of her culture but gets into a bind when he offers to babysit her son and then loses him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174943 +0000" stop="20260915181126 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing with the Stools - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Determined to claim the first place trophy at the annual "Dancing with the Stools" ballroom dance competition, Donna recruits Cleveland Jr. to be her partner. But their hopes of taking home the big prize miss a beat when Cleveland Jr. professes his love for Donna – just moments before their well-rehearsed routine. Meanwhile, Roberta babysits Rallo for a week, and learns that domestic responsibilities are not as easy as they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181126 +0000" stop="20260915183309 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brown Magic - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Excited to spend quality father-stepson bonding time with Rallo, Cleveland takes Rallo to his very first magic show, where they get hired to be the opening act. Thanks to Rallo’s sharp wit in the role of the puppet, Cleveland and Rallo’s ventriloquist act becomes a hit. As their act gets rave reviews by fans and ventriloquist critic Graham Kensington (guest voice Bryan Cranston), Rallo grows tired of Cleveland taking all the credit for their success. Not one to be taken for a dummy, Rallo proves that he is the heart of their comedic act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183309 +0000" stop="20260915185455 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Deaf - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. But a hunting accident leaves Cleveland slightly deaf, and his scheme to agree to all of Donna’s ideas backfires when she makes a drastic life change and decides to go back to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185455 +0000" stop="20260915191638 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Das Shrimp Boot - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go on a Spring Break cruise with his family. But when his energy pill addiction forces him into rehab and his desperate attempt to escape to the cruise liner goes wrong, he finds himself held hostage by pirates threatening the safety of those aboard the ship, including his own family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191638 +0000" stop="20260915193821 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>March Dadness - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train, but he quickly becomes frustrated when Freight Train enjoys spending quality bonding time with Cleveland Jr. instead. Once Cleveland learns the real reason behind Freight Train's cold attitude, he is determined to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his dad and Cleveland Jr. in the two-man golf tournament. Meanwhile, Rallo purchases a fancy sports car, but his speedy ride with his buddies takes a dangerous drive off-course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193821 +0000" stop="20260915200004 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Men in Me - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. Unable to shake off his new reputation, Cleveland is determined to understand his roots and where he came from. Everything starts to make sense when he is reunited with his former nanny Barbara, a high class woman with a taste for refined culture. But even though Cleveland's nanny influenced many of his interests growing up, Cleveland finally learns that happiness comes from being comfortable in your own skin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120140 +0000" stop="20260915124814 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answer - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the police and the Brewer family piece more of the case together, questions linger about who created Nick's virtual life and ended his actual one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124814 +0000" stop="20260915133231 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pia Brewer races to find Nick when he appears in an online video, bloodied and holding a sign that reads: "At 5 Million views I die."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133231 +0000" stop="20260915142240 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After connecting with Pia online, Detective Roshan Amiri finds himself embroiled in her brother's case while facing resistance within his own ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142240 +0000" stop="20260915151210 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wife - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Big revelations raise questions about Sophie and Nick's marriage, and Sophie herself gets more stunning news from a stranger. Amiri questions a suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151210 +0000" stop="20260915155533 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mistress - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Emma Beesly arrives in Oakland to grieve and help set the record straight, but her presence only deepens the mystery around Nick's secret life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155533 +0000" stop="20260915163922 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Reporter Ben Park will do anything for a big headline. But with Nick's case, he soon finds that his cutthroat tactics cut both ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163922 +0000" stop="20260915173250 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With the truth now out about Sarah Oxley, focus shifts to her brother, Simon, questions arise about how far a grieving, protective brother would go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173250 +0000" stop="20260915182333 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Son - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ethan Brewer lost his father and so much more. But as he fights to restore his dad's reputation, has he found an online friend -or something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182333 +0000" stop="20260915191008 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answer - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the police and the Brewer family piece more of the case together, questions linger about who created Nick's virtual life and ended his actual one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191008 +0000" stop="20260915195424 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pia Brewer races to find Nick when he appears in an online video, bloodied and holding a sign that reads: "At 5 Million views I die."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120826 +0000" stop="20260915123425 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing the Right Thing - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When T-bone inadvertently "steals" a squeak toy, he experiences a guilt-induced dream where his conscience tries to show him the right thing to do. T-bone learns that it's always best to just do the right thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123425 +0000" stop="20260915130031 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Cried Woof - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After overhearing Samuel tell the kids a scary story about Whiffy the Skunk Ghost, Clifford and T-bone get a bit spooked. Cleo takes the opportunity to play a series of naughty tricks on them, but then finds them not believing her when she really needs them! She learns that it isn't nice to play tricks on people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130031 +0000" stop="20260915132636 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaf of Absence - S01E27</title>
    <desc>T-bone asks Clifford to keep an eye on a pile of leaves he has collected, but even though he knows he shouldn't, Clifford simply can't resist jumping into them. When the wind picks up, Clifford realizes he hasn't taken his responsibility seriously enough. Clifford spends the afternoon re-collecting the pile and T-bone is truly grateful when he returns to see his leaves are okay. Clifford learns the importance of keeping a promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132636 +0000" stop="20260915135241 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody's Perfect - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's Silly Sports Day at school and everyone is looking forward to seeing Charley master yet another athletic feat, but Charley is having a messy time trying to learn how to "Jiggly Juggle"! Charley wants to throw in the towel, but he learns that you don't have to be the very best at something to enjoy doing it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135241 +0000" stop="20260915141846 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher's Pet - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The dogs go to school for the first time and T-Bone worries that he won't be able to keep up with the rest of the class. He works hard and pays close attention to the teacher's directions, and in the end his efforts are rewarded – as are the efforts of every member of the class as each is praised for his/her unique qualities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141846 +0000" stop="20260915143141 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islander of the Year - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The library sponsors an essay contest for Islander of the Year and the children all submit their ideas. But somehow, as they tell their tales, Clifford keeps turning up – and is ultimately chosen as the winner! The kids learn that sometimes a real hero is the one you least expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143141 +0000" stop="20260915144436 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford's Big Surprise - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Everyone is too busy to play with Clifford one day – because they are too busy planning a surprise party for him! While on his own, Clifford learns that playing by yourself can be fun – and so can having a huge party with all of your friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144436 +0000" stop="20260915151041 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ears Have It - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Clifford and Cleo are all excited about the town's upcoming celebration complete with a parade and fireworks! But they notice that T-bone isn't quite is enthusiastic and soon learn that he is scared of the loud noises of all the festivities. T-bone learns that the support of good friends can help you manage feelings of fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151041 +0000" stop="20260915153647 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Enough - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Thinking that it'll make him more appealing to Sheriff Lewis, T-bone decides to "toughen up." T-bone eventually learns that it's much nicer to be nice than to be tough -- and everyone loves him just the way he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153647 +0000" stop="20260915160252 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stars in Your Eyes - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Charley gets a new telescope and offers to bring it to Emily Elizabeth's "space" theme party. When Jetta mentions that the telescope might get damaged at the party, Charley changes his mind. Thinking that his friends won't want him at the party without his telescope, he decides to stay home. In the end, Charley realizes that his friends like him for who he is rather than what he has.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160252 +0000" stop="20260915162857 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac's Secret Dog Club - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Mac starts a club and tries to exclude T-bone. When Cleo and Clifford refuse to join without T-bone, Mac gets lonely being the only member of such an "exclusive" club. Mac soon realizes that it's not fun to be left out and he opens the club to everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162857 +0000" stop="20260915165502 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Park - S01E36</title>
    <desc>It's a beautiful day at the park, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the dogs are playing – much to Mr. Bleakman's annoyance! Mr. Bleakman manages to make the park "off limits" to dogs only to discover that he misses them when they're gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165502 +0000" stop="20260915172107 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffed Up Cleo - S01E37</title>
    <desc>When Cleo wins the esteemed honor of Fluffiest Dog of Birdwell Island, it's all she can talk about! Clifford and T-bone bear with the new star, but it takes a lot of patience. When Cleo gets a dose of her own medicine from Mac, she learns that bragging all of the time can be boring – it's okay to be proud of an accomplishment, but be careful to be respectful of others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172107 +0000" stop="20260915174712 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Spirit - S01E38</title>
    <desc>After Jetta tells Vaz that his poor soccer skills are holding back their team, Vaz tries to sit out the rest of the game. In the end, both Jetta and Vaz learn that being part of a team is more important than winning games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174712 +0000" stop="20260915181317 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford on Parade - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Emily and Charley are having a hard time deciding what kind of float to make for the annual Birdwell Parade. But, with a little help from Clifford, they learn the importance of compromise in making everyone happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181317 +0000" stop="20260915183922 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Leader - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Cleo has a hard time giving up her role as "leader" in a game of Follow The Leader, but soon learns that playing with friends is more fun when everyone cooperates and takes turns with one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183922 +0000" stop="20260915185217 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good-Bye, T-Bone - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Clifford and Cleo misunderstand a conversation they overhear, and think T-bone is moving away. They vow to make T-bone's last day on Birdwell Island extra special. They eventually learn to listen to a whole story before jumping to conclusions – but the good friends enjoy a truly special day nonetheless!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185217 +0000" stop="20260915190512 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Dogs and Cats - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When two cats "move in" to the tree next door to T-bone, the dogs try to everything to get rid of them, but they soon discover that they have no real reason not to like the cats. The dogs learn that, just because individuals are different, it doesn't mean they can't be friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190512 +0000" stop="20260915191807 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleepover - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Emily is going off the Island for a night and asks Charley to babysit Clifford. The day goes pretty well, but when night falls Clifford really misses Emily. The whole town bands together to get the big red dog through the night, and they learn that this community has the kind of spirit that can accomplish anything if they put their minds to it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191807 +0000" stop="20260915193102 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog for a Day - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Fed up with his "responsibilities," Charley decides he would like to lead a dog's life--no chores, no school, no problems. But courtesy of a hilarious dream he learns that while being a dog is just fine, he likes being just who he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193102 +0000" stop="20260915194357 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T-Bone, Dog About Town - S01E45</title>
    <desc>A cute little poodle named Mimi comes to Birdwell Island on vacation and T-bone gets a crush. He starts trying to be the kind of dog he thinks she will like, but learns that it's always best to just be yourself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915194357 +0000" stop="20260915195652 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford's Big Heart - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Clifford works hard to try to make Emily the perfect Valentine to show her how much he loves her. In the end, he learns it's his presence, not presents, that means the most to Emily Elizabeth.</desc>
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    <title>Nina's Perfect Party / Just the Right Size - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Nina's birthday is coming and she's set up the perfect party plan. She's going to do it at a t-shirt shop, with all sorts of balloons and painting t-shirts and more. Unfortunately, on the day of the party, it turns out that a burst pipe has flooded the entire place. She's really disappointed, but Emily Elizabeth has an idea to fix things. / Clifford's excited about Emily Elizabeth's ballet recital, but when Mrs. Howard can't find her car keys, it looks like they might not be going anywhere. Daffodil immediately launches a search, but when Clifford tries to help, she tells him he can't help because he's too small. Encouraged by Norville, Clifford won't give up. He keeps on trying, feeling that there is something he can do to help.</desc>
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    <title>Something Special / Shun Gets in the Game - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Nina and her family are putting on a Cinco de Mayo party and when Emily Elizabeth compliments a dress Nina made for her Mom, Nina tells her about her Mom says that everyone has a ""something special"" that they're good at. Clifford overhears this and decides that he should use his ""something special"" to try and help get things set up for the party. Unfortunately, he has no idea what his ""something special"" is and when it seems like there's nothing he can do to help, he wonders if maybe he doesn't have one. / On the first day of spring, Emily Elizabeth is eager to get up, get dressed and play in the first day of Courtyard Volleyball. Shun, new to the neighborhood, doesn't know how to play, so Emily Elizabeth invites him to join in and learn. When it seems to him like he's not a very good player, he starts making excuses to try to get out of the game. Meanwhile, Clifford and his friends are also looking for fun and take part in a game created by Norville: wall-hit-ball, a wacky game that's fun to play but seemingly has no solid rules.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford's Winter Spirit / Flo Motion - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Norville is excited about the first day of winter and wants to have snow fun with his friends outside, but finds that they're all busy inside celebrating first-snowfall traditions. As each declines his invitation to come outside, he fibs at having his own winter traditions, but soon ends up lonely outside by himself. It's up to his friends to realize that he's feeling lonely and find a way to bring their traditions outside to him. / Flo is a great athlete, but when Jorge gets everyone playing a bouncing game with a new beanbag toy of his, she finds that she's not very good at it. She's disappointed and tries playing alone by herself, but soon decides that it's not any fun playing games like freeze-tag or hide-and-seek by herself.</desc>
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    <title>No Small Parts / Fine Feathered Friend - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Nina has created a new play about springitime. She's the director and has cast Shun, Emily Elizabeth and dogs Clifford and Jorge in the play. At first, everyone thinks it will be fun, but Nina proves to be a bossy director, alienating everyone. It's up to her to change her ways, or she might find herself without a play. / Norville has started molting. Being the handsome bird that he is, he worries that everyone will laugh at his new appearance. His friends, however, don't really care how he looks, but have to figure out a way to make him know that.</desc>
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    <title>Sing a Song Norville / Tell Me a Tale - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Norville isn't a songbird, but hearing the singing of other birds makes him want to sing too. Clifford encourages him to pursue his dream, but it soon causes a big problem. Norville's singing is not only excessively loud, he tries to sing all the time, disturbing his friends and the entire neighborhood when they're trying to sing and play. / Emily Elizabeth and Nina are bored stiff inside when a big snowstorm keeps them from having fun in the snow. Shun shows up and tries to capture their interest with a tale from Japan his Gtrandma told him. At first, Nina isn't that interested, but as the tale grows more intense, she finds herself invested in the outcome, even after the snow has stopped falling.</desc>
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    <title>Hoop Dreams / Doggie Duds - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Evan has been practicing hard at basketball and his practice pays off - he makes it onto the school basketball team. In is first game, he is on the bench at the start, but soon called to join in. After repeatedly falling and getting blocked due to his short-size, some inspiration from Clifford gives him ideas on to use his size to his advantage. / Nina has been learning knitting from her abuela (grandmother) and has knitted two handsome sweaters for her and Jorge to wear together for a family portrait. Jorge likes the sweater, but doesn't treat it with the care it deserves and it ends up getting a huge rip. He tries to hide what happened, but the plan fails when the situation gets even worse.</desc>
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    <title>Best Nest / Practice Makes Perfect - S01E27</title>
    <desc>On a heavily windy day, things are being blown all over the place, including Norville's nest to parts unknown. A search for it comes up empty and Norville takes to the skies to look all over for it. His furry friends decide to try to help out by making him a new nest, but run into problems with bossiness and uncaring behavior. / Emily Elizabeth has been helping Mr. Solomon with a presentation of one of his art books and he graciously offers to tutor in her painting. She's excited by it at first and invites Nina to join in. Nina picks up painting quickly, while Emily Elizabeth worries that her paintings aren't any good and that she should give up art.</desc>
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    <title>Your Secret Valentine / Perfect Pet - S01E29</title>
    <desc>When Clifford learns that Valentine's Day can be a great day to make new friends, he tries to befriend a small, yellow puppy by getting her to be her Valentine. Norville thinks that the best way to do would be through fancy tricks, so Clifford tries this, with disastrous results. Even thinking small doesn't help and Clifford learns a lesson about being himself. / Shun knows that he's good with animals and now his Mom has finally given him permission to get a pet. Clifford and his friends catch word of this and decide to try to campaign to get him to select the type of pet that they are as his new pet. Their antics disturb his quiet studying, leading him to think that maybe it would be best if he didn't get a pet at all. Meanwhile, the animals learn that if they work together, they can still help out their friend.</desc>
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    <title>My Blanky / With Friends Like You - S01E31</title>
    <desc>During a sleepover, Emily Elizabeth lets out a secret to a friend. It's a big deal to her, but the secret gets out and soon it seems like everyone knows. Emily Elizabeth is completely embarrassed and her friend finds that though it doesn't seem like a big deal; it's something she has to take seriously. / When Clifford helps out a friend in a sticky situation, he finds that he now has an overbearing helper. At first, he enjoys the attention and treats, but then starts to find it a bit annoying. However, he's not sure how to say this without feelings getting hurt.</desc>
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    <title>Time Out / Sniff, Sniff - S01E33</title>
    <desc>With Nina's super-scheduled life, Jorge begins to feel as she doesn't play with him enough. He concocts a plan to have her all to himself, but finds that it doesn't work so well. / Emily Elizabeth gets a bad cold and Clifford is determined to make her feel better. He tries a number of activities after hearing that it would be a good idea to keep her busy.</desc>
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    <title>A Promise is a Promise / Share and Share Alike - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth is learning how to skate for the first time. She's ready to learn with a skating book she checked out from the library. She's then offered something better --- skating Elizabeth's from her friend Evan. Unfortunately, it looks like she might be skating alone after all when Evan ducks out to play basketball instead. / Emily Elizabeth, Shun and Nina get involved in a drive to collect books for the library. As they make their rounds, they find a lot more shared with them than just books. Unfortunately, Nina can't take part after waking up with a bad cold, but Emily Elizabeth and Shun find a way to include her after appreciating the value of her careful preparations for their journey.</desc>
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    <title>Fall Feast / Norville's New Game - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Clifford, Emily Elizabeth, Daffodil and the family are all headed to the train station for Fall Feast. They enjoy this tradition every year with their grandparents and it's going to be Clifford's first time. Bad weather forces a change in plans, but everyone still enjoys the celebration in the company of friends. / On a bright morning day, Clifford wants to play ball games with Daffodil, while she just wants to sleep. After hearing about the prospect of a bouncy game, she joins Clifford, Norville, Jorge, Flo and Zo in the courtyard. The game comes to an abrupt end when the hopscotch lines are ruined, but Norville invents a new game. Unfortunately, his ever-changing rules and refusal to play fair threaten to spoil things for everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Brother / Up, Up &amp; Oops - S01E39</title>
    <desc>There's a new baby mouse in the Sidarsky family and Lucy is feeling a bit left out. To cheer her up, Daffodil tells her the tale of when Clifford first became a part of the Howard family. / After Emily Elizabeth, Nina and Shun spot some kites in the store, the storekeeper encourages them to join him for Kite-Flying Day. Shun spots a book on how to make kites and the three decide that they'll all design their own. Emily Elizabeth and Nina have big plans, but find that their kites aren't working when they don't follow the instructions in the book.</desc>
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    <title>Moving On / Fair is Fair - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Due to the birth of their new son (""Oh, Brother"") and their growing children, the Sidarskys are moving into a new, bigger mouse hole. It's just around the corner and Clifford offers to help them move a rather large heirloom - a family clock that helps lull the baby to sleep. Called away for lunch, he finds that various distractions keep him from getting back to help out in time. / Emily Elizabeth and Nina are excited to hear about their favorite author, Marjorie Maxwell, coming to the city fair to sign copies of the newest book in her Sarah Solver mystery series. (""My Blanky"" &amp; ""Share and Share Alike"") They're also excited to volunteer to read picture books to little kids, so long as they can finish up in time for the book signing. When their relief doesn't show up on time, they're forced to come up with a creative solution to keep things going, and are rewarded for their responsibility and creativity.</desc>
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    <title>Grooming Gloom / The Letter - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Jorge is excited about his first-ever visit to the grooming shop with Nina until Norville's misinformed ramblings convince him the experience is something to fear. His friends try everything from giving him their own makeover to having him hide, until Daffodil takes the matter into her own paws. / Emily Elizabeth and Evan are on their way to a concert of one of their favorite bands, the Pogo Sticks. They spot Mr. Solomon, who has a bad cold and is trying to get to the post office to mail a letter. They agree to help out by taking it for him and end up helping a lot more people along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184356 +0000" stop="20260915191003 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adopt-A-Pup / Jokes on You - S01E45</title>
    <desc>There's a neighborhood street fair being held in Emily Elizabeth's neighborhood and Clifford gets to come along as Emily Elizabeth and Evan help out Mrs. Howard with the Adopt-A-Pup booth. These are all dogs from the animal shelter who haven't yet been adopted. Clifford makes friends with a small, pink poodle named Teacup who never seems to have any chance at being adopted because she's too small to even be noticed. Clifford sympathizes and vows to help her find an owner. / Emily Elizabeth, Shun and Nina all have some fun and crazy jokes for Wacky Wednesday at school. From the beginning, Nina seems to want to be the very best --- the Queen of Wacky Wednesday. But her gags continue outside school and start to become annoying rather than funny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191003 +0000" stop="20260915193609 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Action / Basketball Babysitter - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Ken Burns pays a visit to the class of Emily Elizabeth and her friends, explaining that he's at work on a documentary about pets. He's been invited as a guest to the class because the class project is for everyone to group into teams and make their own documentaries. Emily Elizabeth, Nina and Shun get their first turn with the class video camera and decide to make a video about the people in their neighborhood. They get so caught up in the roles of cameraperson, producer and interviewer that are assigned to them that at first they have trouble creating a meaningful documentary. / Evan receives tickets from Coach Harris to go see a basketball game featuring his favorite player --- Alan Houston. Once at the game, he gets to actually meet Alan Houston, but then is asked to watch over Houston's little daughter Remie and her puppy, Hoops. Evan is glad to do it, but finds it very hard to concentrate on the game. Still, he finds it worth it in the end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122229 +0000" stop="20260915124400 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As all the clones are preparing for the winter prom, Abe Lincoln decides whether to ask Cleopatra or Joan of Arc; Gandhi concocts a brilliant plan to get dates for all the school geeks; and Principal Scudworth attempts to execute his sinister, evil plan, while the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures prepares to abduct the clones on prom night to advance their own evil plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124400 +0000" stop="20260915130530 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's the politically correct Snowflake Day season, and everyone is in the holiday spirit, except for Joan of Arc, who is against the commercialism of the made-up holiday. But a homeless urchin who may be an angel or the pop sensation Mandy Moore teaches Joan an important lesson. Meanwhile, Abe and Gandhi attempt to invent and market an interesting device, so that Abe will have money to buy Cleopatra an expensive Snowflake Day gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130530 +0000" stop="20260915133112 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133112 +0000" stop="20260915135731 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra discovers she cannot continue to run for Student Body President because of term limits, so she convinces JFK to run on her behalf, and when Abe sees that Cleo appreciates leaders, he decides to run as well. But students of Clone High do not care about real issues, and many are infatuated with JFK; Abe employs a corporate sponsor, "X-Stream Blu," to jazz up his campaign. The only problem is that Gandhi becomes horribly addicted to this mysterious food product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135731 +0000" stop="20260915142136 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), the students of Clone High begin to ostracize him. Abe must decide whether to please Cleo by doing the same, or to stand up for his "best dude 4 ever" and lose any chance of being with Cleo. Meanwhile, Joan struggles with living up to the legacy of her 15th century clone mother, and begins hearing strange religious voices in her head. Also, Principal Scudworth starts wearing Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, in the belief that it gives him the power to relate to the students of Clone High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142136 +0000" stop="20260915144546 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Abe decides to organize a Clone High Student Film Festival, he spends much time working on a movie about a misunderstood football-playing giraffe; Cleopatra stars in an autobiographical epic about how difficult it is to be as perfect and glamorous as her; Joan directs an avant-garde film which expresses her love for Abe through psychoanalytic dream imagery; and Gandhi and George Washington Carver work together to make a hilarious mixed-race buddy cop action comedy called Black and Tan. Meanwhile, JFK plans a film but never manages to leave the casting couch with his various wouldbe female co-stars, and Principal Scudworth starts to panic when his bosses on the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures invite themselves to his house for dinner, but thankfully for him, Mr. Butlertron is there to save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144546 +0000" stop="20260915151213 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Since the CHHS basketball team refuses to allow girls or animals to play, the athletic Joan of Arc decides to cleverly disguise herself as "John D'Arc", becoming the star player. Cleopatra then falls for D'Arc, making team-captain Abe "Weakest"-Lincoln jealous. But Cleo's not the only one falling for John, as fellow athlete JFK finds himself having confusingly sexual feelings about the whole affair. Meanwhile, Gandhi and Genghis Khan kidnap the mascot of Clone High's rival school, Genetically Engineered Superhuman High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151213 +0000" stop="20260915153825 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The PXJTs are right around the corner, but Abe Lincoln is losing sleep running errands for his beloved Cleopatra. When Joan keeps trying to warn Abe about his sleep deprivation, a secret of hers is uncovered. Also, Gandhi, overwhelmed by the pressure of studying, decides not take the test and become a trucker instead. Mr. Butlertron and an old foe battle it out for the last time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153825 +0000" stop="20260915160346 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abe and Cleopatra's new relationship is threatened when she is picked to be on a Canadian Spring Break Dance show, hosted by Ashley Angel from O-Town. Meanwhile, Gandhi becomes an international rap sensation with the help of JFK as his manager. Also, Principal Scudworth is constantly being tricked by a pesky skunk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160346 +0000" stop="20260915162851 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Storm's-a-brewin' when Joan of Arc's house burns down and her family has no choice but to move in with Cleopatra's, where conflict ensues; Abe attends a Conflict Mediation Seminar to learn how to more effectively resolve disputes between the two. Gandhi and JFK find themselves in escalating arguments. Meanwhile, Mr. Butlertron becomes jealous when Principal Scudworth forms a relationship with a robotic toy dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162851 +0000" stop="20260915165323 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After an anti-drugs assembly at the school, a rumor goes around that one can get high smoking raisins, leading the clones to embark on a musical, mystical journey of intoxication and irresponsibly long hair. Sober Joan of Arc is trying to keep Abe from turning into a drugged-out hippie, while Principal Scudworth and the PTA build a giant wall in an attempt to fence the students in. Also, Gandhi goes on a raisined-out subconscious mindtrip where he encounters a hummingbird-unicorn-donkey creature, a two-headed Olsen Twins monster, a talking Italian pencil, and a stereotypically Australian dragon, on his quest to rescue a princess who he believes will have sex with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165323 +0000" stop="20260915172121 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Litter Kills: Litterally - S01E10</title>
    <desc>JFK's long time best friend, Ponce de León, litterally dies, causing JFK to sink into a spiral of depression. This causes tension between Abe and Cleopatra, who dutifully attempts to comfort JFK, her former boyfriend, during his grief. Meanwhile, Gandhi is mistakenly sent to death row where he has trouble getting high fives, but makes new friends in the showers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172121 +0000" stop="20260915174251 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (Part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With prom not too far away, Abe wants to ask his girlfriend, Cleopatra, but cannot stop thinking about Joan of Arc's prom date situation. Meanwhile, Gandhi goes on a desperate search for a date. So, Abe and Cleo each have a go at making over Joan for prom, JFK gives Gandhi a makeover, and Mr. B gives Scudworth a makeover to help him execute a sinister, evil plan to "win" the prom king vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174251 +0000" stop="20260915180422 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As all the clones are preparing for the winter prom, Abe Lincoln decides whether to ask Cleopatra or Joan of Arc; Gandhi concocts a brilliant plan to get dates for all the school geeks; and Principal Scudworth attempts to execute his sinister, evil plan, while the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures prepares to abduct the clones on prom night to advance their own evil plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180422 +0000" stop="20260915182552 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's the politically correct Snowflake Day season, and everyone is in the holiday spirit, except for Joan of Arc, who is against the commercialism of the made-up holiday. But a homeless urchin who may be an angel or the pop sensation Mandy Moore teaches Joan an important lesson. Meanwhile, Abe and Gandhi attempt to invent and market an interesting device, so that Abe will have money to buy Cleopatra an expensive Snowflake Day gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182552 +0000" stop="20260915185134 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185134 +0000" stop="20260915191753 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra discovers she cannot continue to run for Student Body President because of term limits, so she convinces JFK to run on her behalf, and when Abe sees that Cleo appreciates leaders, he decides to run as well. But students of Clone High do not care about real issues, and many are infatuated with JFK; Abe employs a corporate sponsor, "X-Stream Blu," to jazz up his campaign. The only problem is that Gandhi becomes horribly addicted to this mysterious food product.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191753 +0000" stop="20260915194158 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), the students of Clone High begin to ostracize him. Abe must decide whether to please Cleo by doing the same, or to stand up for his "best dude 4 ever" and lose any chance of being with Cleo. Meanwhile, Joan struggles with living up to the legacy of her 15th century clone mother, and begins hearing strange religious voices in her head. Also, Principal Scudworth starts wearing Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, in the belief that it gives him the power to relate to the students of Clone High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121150 +0000" stop="20260915122319 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Science - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Desperate to make science interesting to his peers, Flint creates the superhero alter ego "Major Science."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122319 +0000" stop="20260915123447 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Fishy - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While trying out an invention to help his dad learn to swim, Flint accidentally turns Tim into a fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123447 +0000" stop="20260915124616 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out to FLUNCH - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Shelbourne confiscates Flint's beloved new invention, Sam organizes a heist to get it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124616 +0000" stop="20260915125745 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid's Got Moxy - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When Flint's new invention gives Gil some much-needed confidence, the mayor demands a moxy-boost of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125745 +0000" stop="20260915130914 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New, New Girl - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Sam tries to help a new student settle into Swallow Falls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130914 +0000" stop="20260915132043 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormwave and Thunderhawk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sam decides she wants a cool nickname, she and Flint struggle to jump through the hoops required to earn it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132043 +0000" stop="20260915133211 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Brent offers to rid Flint's lab of a squirrel infestation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133211 +0000" stop="20260915134340 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sardine: The Movie - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Flint and Sam enter Brent's dreams to determine the source of Brent's sudden fear of sardines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134340 +0000" stop="20260915135509 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Cried Robot - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Flint suspects that Shelbourne may be a robot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135509 +0000" stop="20260915140638 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fizzy Fish - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When the Fizzy Fish soda corporation takes over Cannery High, Flint and Sam take their protest right to the top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140638 +0000" stop="20260915141806 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FLUBER - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Flint revolutionizes transportation in Swallow Falls by harnessing the power of ratbirds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141806 +0000" stop="20260915142935 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timmy Rockgood - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Tim brushes off his guitar and revitalizes his classic rock act, Flint attempts to modernize his dad's outdated sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142935 +0000" stop="20260915144104 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swallow Fails - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Tired of being the butt of the world's jokes, Swallow Falls comes together to try to show how great their island really is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144104 +0000" stop="20260915145233 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppa Piglet - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Shelbourne throws out Gil's favorite Poppa Piglet toys, Gil leaves home and moves in with Flint.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145233 +0000" stop="20260915150401 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mascot Wars - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Flint dons a worm suit to try and drum up business for his dad's bait shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150401 +0000" stop="20260915151530 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sardinasaurus - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Flint tries to make up for missing Sam's birthday, but she's too busy tracking a big news story to notice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151530 +0000" stop="20260915152659 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flint vs. Flint - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Flint's creation of an AI alter ego backfires when his computerized self starts taking over the real Flint's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152659 +0000" stop="20260915153828 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alluring Promise - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Flint invents a device to help his father end his fishing dry spell, but the special lure ends up attracting people instead of sardines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153828 +0000" stop="20260915154957 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brent Bro - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Flint and Brent suspect their parents are dating, Brent takes Flint under his wing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154957 +0000" stop="20260915160125 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sardinee Babies - S02E31</title>
    <desc>When a local fast food joint starts including Sardinee Babies in their meals, Sam and Flint compete to collect all 37.</desc>
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    <title>Party Tron - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Sam pretends to be Flint's new robot, but finds herself in peril.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161254 +0000" stop="20260915162423 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happy Sardine - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Flint's day at the beach goes sour, his dad encourages him to adopt a new 'Say Yes' attitude.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162423 +0000" stop="20260915163552 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Less Ordinary People - S02E34</title>
    <desc>After destroying the town yet again, Flint does his best to be an ordinary kid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163552 +0000" stop="20260915164720 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flint TV - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Flint's new invention transports the user into any TV show they choose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164720 +0000" stop="20260915165849 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spa Daze - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Hector tricks Flint into helping him win a spot on the Shelbourne Walk of Fame, endangering the whole town in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165849 +0000" stop="20260915171018 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayor or Mayor Not - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Tired of Shelbourne's greedy taxes, Flint convinces his father to run for mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171018 +0000" stop="20260915172147 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisherman Sam - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Sam starts hanging out with a gang of gruff fishermen to get to the bottom of their uncanny ability to predict the weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172147 +0000" stop="20260915173316 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree's Company - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Brent and Flint get stuck up a tree together after one of Brent's jokes goes too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173316 +0000" stop="20260915174444 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim, Jim, and Kim - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Tensions arise when Tim's jealous brother Jim visits with his flirtatious new fiancée, Kim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174444 +0000" stop="20260915175613 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live and Let Diary - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Flint, desperate to find out what Sam's giving him for his birthday, invents a device to read her diary out loud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175613 +0000" stop="20260915180742 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow Tim - S02E42</title>
    <desc>When Flint discovers his father only sees shades of grey, he sets out to blow Tim's mind with a device that lets him see color.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180742 +0000" stop="20260915181911 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid You Look - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Tim discovers a mermaid in the ocean, but skeptical Flint doesn't believe they exist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181911 +0000" stop="20260915183039 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs Tinklebottom - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Mr. Earl thinks of himself as the healthiest person in Swallow Falls, but he's hiding a delicious, frosting-topped secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183039 +0000" stop="20260915184208 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Gil There's a Way - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Gil takes over as principal and, much to his dad's surprise, actually improves the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184208 +0000" stop="20260915185337 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Embarrass-Brent - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Nothing embarrasses Brent, until he tries out Flint's new self-awareness-creating invention and becomes horrified by his boorish ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185337 +0000" stop="20260915190506 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flintland - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Flint thinks his new series of interactive science exhibits is truly making a difference, but he's actually just created a bunch of carnival rides.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190506 +0000" stop="20260915191634 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Dad is My Dad - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Flint gets jealous when Tim takes Brent (and a growing group of townsfolk) under his fatherly wing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191634 +0000" stop="20260915192804 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totally Tall Tales - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Townspeople recount their versions of how the island of Swallow Falls came to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192804 +0000" stop="20260915193932 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flint's Fabulous Future - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Flint creates a machine that predicts a person's future occupation, and is surprised by his own result.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193932 +0000" stop="20260915195101 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have Yourself a Sardiney Little Christmas (1) - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Sam discovers that Santa Claus is vacationing in Swallow Falls and drags Flint along to pitch their Christmas ideas to the jolly old elf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120447 +0000" stop="20260915122651 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Like a Wheel - S06E25</title>
    <desc>On his 49th birthday, Hayden wants to drive a race car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122651 +0000" stop="20260915131328 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retrospective (1) - S06E26</title>
    <desc>This is an unusual greatest moments episode. The format is an interview with Hayden about his life and work at Minnesota State. In the first of this two part series Mary Hart interviews Hayden about the beginnings of his relationship with Christine. Another unusual part of this episode is its absence of a laugh track, leaving the jokes to push themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131328 +0000" stop="20260915133530 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pros &amp; Cons - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Hayden is offered a position at an unnamed pro team. He goes to New York to interview for the job. After first finding out about the offer, he doesn't tell Dauber or Luther. Finally he does and everyone becomes excited about a future in the NFL. Unfortunately Hayden is not offered the job. The show ends with Christine and Hayden discussing their unrelenting ambition that leaves them restless in Minnesota.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133530 +0000" stop="20260915135733 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Should Happen to You - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Hayden hires an image consultant who sets out to make him a superstar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135733 +0000" stop="20260915141936 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graceless Under Fire - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Hayden's image consultant Susan Miller gets underfoot when he coaches the team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141936 +0000" stop="20260915144139 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judy's Turn - S07E04</title>
    <desc>In this Dauber centered episode, Judy returns from Romania after a trip with the woman's basketball team. Dauber is exited to see her, as it's the longest time they've ever been apart (one month). When Judy arrives, she tells Dauber that she had an affair with a Romanian man named Andre. Judy doesn't feels she can spend her life with Dauber, she breaks their two-year engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144139 +0000" stop="20260915150341 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Above and Beyond the Call of Hayden - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Luther spends more time with Ruthanne and less with Hayden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150341 +0000" stop="20260915152544 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inconceivable - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hayden and Christine have a major marital blowup over her seeming "impregnability" and the consequent mechanical nature of their recent love life. Luther gets into an unbelievable car deal with an elderly woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152544 +0000" stop="20260915154748 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailbirds - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Against Hayden's advice, Christine attends a bachelorette party thrown by Ruthanne and gets into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154748 +0000" stop="20260915161010 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Agent - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Hayden blames Christine for his sexist attitude toward an attractive co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161010 +0000" stop="20260915163213 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be A Good Sport - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Cuts in the non-football athletic budget force Hayden into a televised debate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163213 +0000" stop="20260915165416 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Girl - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Carter gives Bill Jennings an audition tape of one of his beautiful broadcasting students. Carter intends to replace Christine with a young female host to "freshen up the show." Carter's plan backfires as Jennings decides to replace him instead of Christine. In the midst of Hayden's celebration on Carter's firing, Carter shows up to beg Christine to help him get his job back. Christine agrees and the next morning talks with the Jennings to help Carter. In the midst of the meeting Carter bursts into the meeting and with Christine's aid he gets his job back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165416 +0000" stop="20260915171616 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Control - S07E11</title>
    <desc>An opposing player is badly hurt after Hayden encourages rough play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171616 +0000" stop="20260915173820 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Popcorn Bowl - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Just before a big bowl game, a rumor breaks out that Hayden may be taking a job in the pros.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173820 +0000" stop="20260915180023 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luther and Ruthanne Take the Big 12 Steps - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Luther and Ruthanne try to help each other shed bad habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180023 +0000" stop="20260915182224 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Did Someone Call Me Snorer? - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Hayden refuses to go quietly when Christine insists that he head off his snoring problem with a trip to a sleep therapy clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182224 +0000" stop="20260915184427 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Worst Kind - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Hayden and Christine agree to work out their marital problems via an anonymous "encounter weekend" for couples, but the entire process breaks down for Hayden once Howard and Shirley Burleigh join the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184427 +0000" stop="20260915190630 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kicker - S07E16</title>
    <desc>A letter from a European prospect inspires Hayden to go on an international recruiting trip -- to a country that's under martial law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190630 +0000" stop="20260915192833 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Walk-On - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Hayden refuses to admit that a middle-aged prospect might be too old to play on the team, and becomes his biggest supporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192833 +0000" stop="20260915195035 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Me Cupid - S07E18</title>
    <desc>A Valentine's Day dinner gives three couples heartburn when Hayden's efforts to fix up a lovelorn Dauber entirely miss their mark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121843 +0000" stop="20260915130727 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head of the Snake - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A fight night erupts in the Valley as Johnny, Daniel, Chozen and their students summon all their skills and strength to expose Terry and take him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130727 +0000" stop="20260915134329 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peacetime in the Valley - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Miyagi-Do students find it difficult to put aside old rivalries as they train for the Sekai Taikai. Johnny and Chozen argue about the dojo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134329 +0000" stop="20260915142213 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prize - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Kreese faces a dangerous test to prove himself. Daniel offers Johnny his help while the youngsters think about life after school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142213 +0000" stop="20260915145854 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeper - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A shocking discovery shakes Daniel. Johnny hatches a plan to bring back Sam and Tory's fighting spirit. The tournament location is announced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145854 +0000" stop="20260915153508 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underdogs - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel and Johnny invite a new sensei to evaluate their students. The team members compete to participate in the Sekai Taikai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153508 +0000" stop="20260915161938 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of the Best - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The best students of Miyagi-Do compete against each other to become team captains, but a tragedy changes everything. Kreese reveals his final surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161938 +0000" stop="20260915165648 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benvinguts a Barcelona - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With the Sekai Taikai underway, a betrayal threatens to throw team Miyagi-Do off their game. A dramatic first event unleashes the element of surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165648 +0000" stop="20260915173528 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog in the Fight - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The search for clues about Mr. Miyagi's past leads Daniel into danger. Miguel raises doubts about Robby's focus. Sam observes ugly behavior off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173528 +0000" stop="20260915181252 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes on a Plane - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A personal crisis shakes Miguel and Johnny to the core. Chozen and a rival sensei team up to find their students — but discover something else instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181252 +0000" stop="20260915185236 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood In Blood Out - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Who will move to the next round in the tournament's tag team elimination match: Miyagi-Do or Cobra Kai? A shocking revelation shatters Daniel's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185236 +0000" stop="20260915193848 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eunjangdo - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Daniel and Johnny use historic Barcelona as a training ground for their captains. But a cheap shot in the semifinals sparks a brawl to end all brawls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122402 +0000" stop="20260915132735 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CoComelon Sing-Alongs: Kids' Favorites - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Clap your hands and tap your toes alongside JJ and his pals to popular children's songs like "Old MacDonald," "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Baby Shark."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132735 +0000" stop="20260915142440 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CoComelon Sing-Alongs: Fun Pack - S01E02</title>
    <desc>From the sand and seas to snow and slopes, JJ turns up the fun with his family and friends to the sounds of catchy tunes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142440 +0000" stop="20260915152521 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CoComelon Sing-Alongs: Playdate with JJ - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Join JJ as he sings and dances his way through the first day of school and explores the wonders of the classroom, park and beyond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152521 +0000" stop="20260915162237 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Learn and Play with J.J. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Toy car kits, jiggly jello and a class pet keep JJ and his buddies busy as they sing about colors, musical instruments and the alphabet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162237 +0000" stop="20260915171734 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Jams - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Family time means fun time, especially when JJ has a song for every occasion! He also learns how to take turns and dance the Looby Loo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171734 +0000" stop="20260915181407 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playtime Favorites - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Whether training hard in taekwondo or using their five senses, JJ and his friends bring joy and music to playtime with beloved kids' songs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181407 +0000" stop="20260915191013 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sunny Day for Play - S03E01</title>
    <desc>From "The Wheels on the Bus" to "Bingo", JJ and his playmates learn merry melodies then dance with furry friends, sing about the solar system and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122029 +0000" stop="20260915124438 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterattack at the Gallows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lelouch deduces the nature of Rolo's Geass and convinces Rolo to spare him; in return, he will hand over C.C. Li Xingke confronts the Eunuch Gao Hai and kills him to take command of the consulate. As the deadline approaches, Guilford prepares to execute the captured Black Knights, until Zero appears, challenging him to a duel. Using the same strategy from the Black Rebellion, he collapses the portion of the settlement they are standing on, causing confusion amongst the Britannian military as they are dumped into Chinese territory. While Kallen and the Black Knights rescue the prisoners, Rolo appears in the Vincent to kill Lelouch for his betrayal. However, Lelouch takes a bullet meant for Rolo, giving the youth pause. Lelouch plays on his insecurities about his future and sibling relationship, convincing him to join his cause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124438 +0000" stop="20260915130847 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knights of the Round - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suzaku returns to Ashford Academy to investigate Lelouch. With the Black Knights reassembled, Lelouch plans to lead the resistance while maintaining his façade as a student. A welcoming party is held for Suzaku at the academy, and C.C.'s love of pizza threatens to reveal Lelouch's secret; Kallen arrives to retrieve her but is seen by Villeta. She tells Lelouch how she came with Kaname Ohgi the previous year, and Lelouch uses this information to blackmail her. Alone, Suzaku reveals to Lelouch his goal of becoming the Knight of One, which would allow him complete governing authority over Area 11. To test Lelouch, he allows him to speak with the new Viceroy of Area 11: Nunnally vi Britannia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130847 +0000" stop="20260915133255 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Attack Over the Pacific - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rolo uses his Geass to buy Lelouch time to say words of caution to Nunnally without revealing his reawakened memories to Suzaku. Unwilling to fight against Nunnally, Lelouch orders the Black Knights to capture her as she is transported to Area 11 by airship. Successfully boarding the vessel, Zero meets with her and tries to convince that Britannia is using her. Nunnally reveals she volunteered for the position, and states she wishes to continue Euphemia's Specially Administrated Zone of Japan, requesting a bewildered Zero to join her. Britannian reinforcements hinder the Black Knights' assault, and as the airship crashes into the sea, Suzaku manages to save Nunnally, taking her away from Lelouch a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133255 +0000" stop="20260915135704 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abandoned Mask - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nunnally is sworn in as the new Viceroy of Area 11, and reveals her intention to restore the Specially Administrated Zone of Japan. Knowing he cannot go against his sister's wishes, Lelouch slips into a state of depression. Before he relinquishes himself to Refrain, Kallen steps in, reminding him his duty as Zero to realize the dream he gave to the Japanese. An evesdropping Rolo emerges, attempting to persuade Lelouch to abandon his identity as Zero and return to being a high school student. Meanwhile, the Black Knights are under attack by a Britannian naval fleet, led by Suzaku. A glimmer of hope is revealed to Lelouch after he sees fireworks setting off at Ashford Academy. Rushing to the battlefield, he successfully leads the Black Knights to defeat the entire naval fleet and surprise Suzaku by appearing as Zero, announcing his intention to accept Nunnally's offer to join the Specially Administrated Zone of Japan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135704 +0000" stop="20260915142112 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Million Miracles - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Black Knights question Lelouch's decision, and the Britannian Army remains wary of his intentions. In a private conversation with Suzaku, Gino Weinberg, Anya Alstreim, Lloyd Apslund, Cécile Croomy, and Miss Romeyer, Zero requests he be exiled from Area 11 in exchange for delivering one million participants. The Britannians think he is abandoning them to ensure his own safety, and accept. At the opening ceremony, Zero asks Suzaku what it means to be Japanese, to which the Knight of Seven replies it is a shared heart. When every participating Eleven dresses as Zero on cue, Suzaku has no choice but to exile all one million "Zeroes", unwilling to start another massacre in the face of their peaceful resistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142112 +0000" stop="20260915144521 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bride in the Vermillion Forbidden City - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Lelouch learns that the Chinese Empress Tianzi is being forced into a political marriage to First Prince Odysseus u Britannia. The wedding is orchestrated by the High Eunuchs, who will become nobility in Britannia in exchange for turning over half their land to Second Prince Schneizel el Britannia. As the wedding begins, Li Xingke initiates a coup-d'état to overthrow the Eunuchs, but before he can free the Empress, Lelouch appears and takes her hostage. Elsewhere, V.V. prepares to unleash Jeremiah Gottwald against Lelouch and C.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144521 +0000" stop="20260915150929 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Shen Hu Wins Glory - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lelouch successfully escapes with Empress Tianzi and the Black Knights attempt to unite with their Indian allies. Desperate to recover the Empress, the Eunuchs agree to forgive Li Xingke if he rescues her. To that end, he is granted use of the powerful Shenhu. Kallen intercepts him with the Guren Flight-Enabled Version, but its power runs out and she is taken hostage. Lelouch swears to rescue her, despite Diethard Reid's suggestion to retreat. Xingke demonstrates his skill as a strategist, forcing the Black Knights to retreat to a mountainside monument constructed as the tomb for the former Tianzi, hoping the Federation would be hesitant to attack. The Eunuchs turn on Xingke and his troops, having enlisted the aid of the Britannian forces. Meanwhile, another Lelouch is present at the Ashford Academy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150929 +0000" stop="20260915153338 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of Passion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Back at Ashford Academy, Sayoko Shinozaki is posing as Lelouch. Realizing the Eunuchs are not interested in saving Tianzi, Li Xingke rebels. As the Black Knights hold their ground against the Chinese Federation and Britannian forces, Zero tries to reason with the Eunuchs, who openly admit their treachery. When Xingke tries to shield Tianzi from the fighting, Zero personally enters into the field with his new Shinkirō Knightmare Frame. Diethard hacks into the Chinese media network and replays the Eunuchs' deceit, igniting riots across China. Faced with open rebellion, Schneizel orders a Britannian retreat and Xingke eliminates the Eunuchs and rescues his comrades. However, Kallen and the Guren have been handed over to Britannia. With the Eunuchs dead, Zero forges an alliance with Xingke and Tianzi. Lelouch returns to Ashford Academy, and is surprised to find Anya and Gino enrolled as students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153338 +0000" stop="20260915155746 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Attack! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lelouch is shocked that Sayoko has made him into a playboy. As he tries to work out a way to undo the damage, Milly declares Cupid Day, where any girl can become a boy's girlfriend by stealing his hat. Rolo and Sayoko help Lelouch avoid the female students trying to catch him. Alone, Lelouch and Shirley discuss recent events and trade hats. Elsewhere, Knight of One Bismark Waldstein informs the Emperor of a meeting between the princes and princesses about waging war against the Chinese Federation, where Schneizel decides threats and negotiation will work better than open war. Cornelia, determined to reveal the existence of Geass in order to clear Euphemia's name, confronts General Bartley, who begs her to help them, saying the Emperor's recent actions may destroy the world. While Suzaku and Lloyd discuss on the Guren, Nunnally visits Kallen in prison. Jeremiah arrives in Area 11 and uses his newly-acquired Geass Canceller on Shirley, restoring her memories of Zero's identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155746 +0000" stop="20260915162155 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassin from the Past - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Having recovered her memories, Shirley questions her perception of reality. Lelouch heads to the train station to check on the delivery of a G Train, a network of Gefjun Disturber-equipped trains that will black out all of Tokyo once active. Meanwhile, Jeremiah makes his move on Ashford Academy, overwhelming Sayoko and Rolo in his search for Lelouch. Villetta willingly reveals Lelouch's location and Jeremiah corners him, but is paralyzed by the G Train. Struggling, Jeremiah asks why Lelouch betrayed the Emperor, to which the former prince reveals his motivation to avenge his mother. Having greatly admired Marianne, Jeremiah joins Lelouch's cause. Shirley finally reconciles her restored memories, asking Suzaku to forgive Lelouch as she has. Before she can reach Lelouch, she runs into Rolo, who uses his Geass once she reveals knowledge of Nunnally. As Lelouch leaves, he discovers Shirley mortally wounded, who confesses her feelings for him as he desperately commands her to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162155 +0000" stop="20260915164603 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geass Hunt - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Rolo admits to causing Shirley's death; rather than blame Rolo, Lelouch blames the existence of Geass itself. In retaliation, he mounts an assault on the Geass Directorate, slaughtering every man, woman, and child within the stronghold. V.V. pilots the Siegfried in an effort to stop the Black Knights, but is defeated by both Lelouch and Cornelia. He escapes to the Thought Elevator, where Charles awaits, and when Lelouch follows he is transported to the Sword of Akasha. Meanwhile, Kallen and Nunnally discuss Lelouch. They are interupted by Suzaku, who, despite having been told that Shirley's death was a suicide, decides to interrogate Kallen using Refrain, in order to confirm his suspicion that Lelouch has become Zero again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164603 +0000" stop="20260915171012 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cs' World - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Suzaku realizes he cannot stoop to Lelouch's level to achieve his goals and decides not to use Refrain on Kallen. Instead, he heads to Ashford, where he discovers the Intelligence Agency is under Lelouch's control. Ohgi and Villetta meet in the woods, where Villetta intends to kill him, but Ohgi confesses that he has fallen in love with her. Sayoko interrupts and attempts to dispatch Villetta, and Ohgi is injured in the struggle. He tumbles off a cliff and Villetta jumps after him. Nina and the In Vogue staff make their first successful nuclear bomb test. Lelouch confronts the Emperor atop the Sword of Akasha. He learns the Emperor has taken V.V.'s "Code," which has made him immortal. C.C. appears and reveals to Lelouch her wish is to die, then transports him to "C's World" to ensure his safety, where he witnesses her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171012 +0000" stop="20260915173420 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Federation of Nations Resolution Number One - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Forty-seven countries rally under the banner of the new United Federation of Nations, and their first declaration is to declare war on Britannia to liberate Japan. In anticipation, the Knights of Rounds and the bulk of Britannia's military force are transferred to Japan. Nina also asks to have the Lancelot equipped with her newly-developed F.L.E.I.J.A. (Field Limitary Effective Implosion Armament) bomb. The Emperor interrupts the Federation's announcement to challenge Zero to a battle for the world itself, since they are the only remaining powers in the world. Fearing for Nunnally's safety, Lelouch calls Suzaku and admits he's Zero, then begs Suzaku to rescue her. Suzaku agrees, but only on the condition that Lelouch meet him alone at the Kururugi Shrine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173420 +0000" stop="20260915175829 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taste of Humiliation - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The battle for Japan gets underway, and it does not start out well for the Black Knights. Luciano and Bismark decimate their ranks, with only Li Xingke to keep them at bay. Suzaku and Lelouch meet to discuss Nunnally. After some initial animosity, Lelouch manages to win Suzaku over. However, Schneizel has his personal guard arrest Lelouch, making Lelouch believe Suzaku has betrayed him. Schneizel and Lelouch have a private chat, and Lelouch is rescued by none other than Guilford, having used his Geass on Guilford beforehand to make him believe he is Cornelia. Using the Gefjun Disturber train network, Lelouch shuts down the Tokyo Settlement. At the same time, his reinforcements emerge from the ocean, ready to take advantage of the opportunity. Meanwhile, the Emperor is preparing for Ragnarök.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175829 +0000" stop="20260915182237 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Battle Tokyo II - S02E18</title>
    <desc>With the power disrupted, the Black Knights begin their assault on the Tokyo Settlement. Suzaku threatens to use the F.L.E.I.J.A. bomb, but Lelouch, having completely lost his trust in Suzaku, calls his bluff. Jeremiah and Guilford engage Suzaku, but Gino and Anya join the fray to even the odds. Sayoko frees Kallen while Rolo attempts to locate Nunnally, secretly intending to kill her. Lelouch is nearly killed by Luciano and his Valkyrie Squadron, until Kallen arrives in the upgraded Guren Seiten Eight Elements-Type. Meanwhile, the Emperor enters Area 11, and Cornelia escapes confinement. Using the new Knightmare's overwhelming speed and power, Kallen kills Luciano and severely cripples the Lancelot. On the verge of death, Suzaku's Geass command activates and compels him to fire the F.L.E.I.J.A. Unfortunately, the bomb detonates over the government complex, obliterating a massive section of the settlement. Lelouch has a nervous breakdown when Rolo tells him Nunnally is killed in the explosion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182237 +0000" stop="20260915184646 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betrayal - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A ceasefire is called so Schneizel can meet with the leaders of the Black Knights, but Lelouch is too devastated to attend. Schenizel reveals the truth about Lelouch and his Geass, as well as the many people he has used it on; a recording from Lelouch's meeting with Suzaku solidifies the evidence. In exchange for Japan's independence, the Black Knights agree to betray Lelouch. Unable to escape, Lelouch tells Kallen he was using her all along to keep her from sharing his fate, but whispers that she should live on within earshot. Lelouch is prepared to accept death, until Rolo, piloting the Shinkirō, rescues Lelouch and escapes the combined forces of the Black Knights and the Britannians. However, the excessive use of his Geass required to do so overtaxes his heart and dies after flying Lelouch to safety. Lelouch resolves to not waste the life given to him by Rolo, declaring he will kill the Emperor by his own hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184646 +0000" stop="20260915191054 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emperor Dismissed - S02E20</title>
    <desc>As the Emperor prepares to begin Ragnarok, Lelouch and Suzaku head to Kaminejima to face him. No longer restrained by his notions of wrong methods being meaningless, Suzaku strikes a deal with Schneizel to become the Knight of One, in exchange for assassinating the Emperor. Lelouch, using his Geass to its full potential, compels much of the Britannian military on the island to follow his commands. Meanwhile, the leaders of the Black Knights decide to declare Zero dead, as the truth will be far more difficult to swallow, but their story is doubted by others. Anya's mind is taken over by Marianne, who restores C.C.'s memories. The two begin to put their own plans into motion. At Kaminejima, Suzaku is held at bay by Bismarck, while Lelouch marches into the Sword of Akasha, through the Thought Elevator, unopposed. Knowing he cannot kill his father, Lelouch destroys the entrance, planning to seal them both inside for eternity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191054 +0000" stop="20260915193503 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ragnarök Connection - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Within the Sword of Akasha, Lelouch learns the truth about his mother's death from the Emperor and Marianne herself. The two reveal their intention to create a gentle world without lies, and begin Ragnarok. Lelouch almost reconciles with them, but changes his mind when he realizes that the world the Emperor desires has no future. Evolving his Geass to its next level, Lelouch defeats the Emperor with the help of the collective unconscious mind of every human, the personification of the "gods" the Emperor sought to defeat, dissolving both him and Marianne into dust. With Ragnarok ended, Lelouch takes up the throne as the new Emperor, using his Geass to make all the dissenters in the court acknowledge him as such. Suzaku is appointed as his new "Knight of Zero," while C.C. looks on from the shadows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193503 +0000" stop="20260915195911 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emperor Lelouch - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Lelouch begins his reformation of Britannia, abolishing the aristocracy and Area system. The Knights of Rounds attempt to remove Lelouch from power, but Suzaku, piloting the Lancelot Albion, easily obliterates their ranks, killing Bismarck Waldstein and two other Rounds members while only disabling Gino's Knightmare. His position secure, Lelouch announces his intention to join the U.F.N. On the way to the meeting, he and Kallen bid each other farewell after she kisses him, Kallen having been unable to get Lelouch to answer any of her questions. When the UFN demands that he accept a limit to his voting power to prevent Britannia from attaining an automatic majority, Lelouch forces their hand by having Suzaku take the U.F.N. leaders hostage and Britannia's military surround Japan. During the commotion, the Britannian capital is obliterated by Schenizel, who is aboard his new flying fortress, the Damocles. He reveals to Lelouch that Nunnally is alive, and she declares herself to be Lelouch and Suzaku's enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121111 +0000" stop="20260915132500 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Shock - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A wealthy man is murdered; his twin nephews stand to inherit, but which one committed the crime?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132500 +0000" stop="20260915143853 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovely but Lethal - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Viveca Scott, the founder of Beauty Mark Cosmetics, is being threatened by her rival David Lang. When he finds out that her revolutionary cream formula actually removes wrinkles, he has the formula pirated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143853 +0000" stop="20260915161419 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Old Port in a Storm - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Wine producer Adrian Carsini discovers that his younger brother Enrico plans to sell the family vineyards to pay his playboy-life debts, and sets out to murder him. He locks him in a wine vault and turns off the air and conditioning, then drags the body out to the ocean and makes it look like Enrico died during a scuba-diving accident. Columbo is suspicious of the contradictions that show up in the autopsy, and soon realizes that Adrian is the murderer. The final clue is the wine that was spoiled when the vault's air conditioning was turned off. Only Adrian could tell the difference, so Columbo secretly gets him to sample the wine and declare it unfit. Once Adrian realizes his wines were ruined, he is forced to throw them over a cliff, as Columbo looks on. In the end, Columbo takes in a relieved Adrian, confessing that Carsini is one of the few killers he was reluctant to bring in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161419 +0000" stop="20260915175245 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candidate for Crime - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A Senate Candidate running for office kills his campaign manager by making it look like he was the target for the killer's bullet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175245 +0000" stop="20260915190622 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Exposure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A film maker kills one of his clients. in a break, during the screening of a new ad campaign</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120203 +0000" stop="20260915121911 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Richards: It's Bubbly Time, Jerry - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Michael Richards drive a 1962 Volkswagen Bus to The Malibu Kitchen in Malibu, CA for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121911 +0000" stop="20260915123757 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sarah Silverman: I'm Going To Change Your Life Forever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Show), drive a 1969 Jaguar E-Type Series 2 to Millie's in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123757 +0000" stop="20260915125618 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Letterman: I Like Kettlecorn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, David Letterman (Late Show with David Letterman), drive a 1995 Volvo 960 to Green Granary in New Milford, CT for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125618 +0000" stop="20260915131325 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gad Elmaleh: No Lipsticks for Nuns - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Gad Elmaleh (Midnight in Paris), drive a 1950 Citroen 2CV to Pommes Frites &amp; French Roast New York City, NY for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131325 +0000" stop="20260915133019 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Rickles: You'll Never Play the Copa - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Don Rickles (The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson), drive a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado to Factor's Famous Deli in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133019 +0000" stop="20260915134808 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seth Meyers: Really?! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Seth Meyers (Saturday Night Live), drive a 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS to the Roebling Tea Room in Brooklyn, NY for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134808 +0000" stop="20260915140340 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Rock: Kids Need Bullying - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris), drive a 1967 Lamborghini Miura P400S to Allendale Eats in Allendale, NJ for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140340 +0000" stop="20260915142619 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louis C.K.: Comedy, Sex, and the Blue Numbers - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Louis C.K., drive a 1959 Fiat Jolly to Louis' boat for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142619 +0000" stop="20260915143851 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patton Oswalt: How Would You Kill Superman? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Patton Oswalt, drive a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 to The Handsome Coffee Roasters for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143851 +0000" stop="20260915145943 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jay Leno: Comedy Is a Concealed Weapon - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Jay Leno, drive a 1949 Porsche 356/2 to Jones Coffee for Jay's first cup of coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145943 +0000" stop="20260915151433 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Todd Barry: So You're Mellow and Tense? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest Todd Barry (Wanderlust) drive a 1966 MGB Roadster to Coney Island for a hot dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151433 +0000" stop="20260915153038 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tina Fey: Feces Are My Purview - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Tina Fey (30 Rock), drive a 1967 Volvo 1800S to Floridita Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153038 +0000" stop="20260915153656 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Costanza: The Over-Cheer - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, George Costanza, drive a 1976 American Motors Pacer to Tom's Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153656 +0000" stop="20260915155018 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard Stern: The Last Days of Howard Stern - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Howard Stern (The Howard Stern Show), drive "The Judge" a 1969 Pontiac GTO to The Bel Aire Diner for some coffee in the season finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155018 +0000" stop="20260915160954 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sarah Jessica Parker: A Little Hyper-Aware - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Sarah Jessica Parker, sip a Starbucks while driving a 1976 Ford Country Station Wagon to Long Island’s Colony Diner ... for another cup of coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160954 +0000" stop="20260915162607 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Wallace: Two Polish Airline Pilots - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and long-time friend George Wallace laugh about the good old days as they cruise down the Vegas strip in a 1965 Buick Riviera and stop for coffee at the famous Peppermill Restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162607 +0000" stop="20260915164203 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert Klein: Opera Pimp - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his hero, Robert Klein, cruise around Westchester County, NY, in a ‘67 Jaguar Mark II to look for lunch and a hot brew and somehow wind up at Sing Sing prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164203 +0000" stop="20260915165841 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aziz Ansari: It's Like Pushing a Building Off a Cliff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry takes the wheel of Aziz Ansari’s “flying brick,” a 2012 Prevost X3-45 VIP tour bus, and tries avoids trees and curbs before pulling into a truck stop diner for a quick meal and a cup o’ joe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165841 +0000" stop="20260915171656 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon Stewart: The Sound of Virginity - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Jerry Seinfeld can no longer take driving a 1978 AMC Gremlin, guest Jon Stewart’s first car, he ditches it for its much bigger brother, a 1968 AMX, before they head over to the Tick Tock Diner in Clifton, NJ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171656 +0000" stop="20260915173935 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Kevin Hart stylishly cruise around town in a 1959 Porsche RSK Spyder for their "weird male date." Plus special extra feature: "Dick Corcoran"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173935 +0000" stop="20260915175542 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy Schumer: I'm Wondering What It's Like to Date Me - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Amy Schumer check out “cute bongs” as they walk to a local diner for some coffee after their 1971 Ferrari Daytona breaks down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175542 +0000" stop="20260915181146 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill Burr: Smoking Past the Band - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Bill Burr cruise around L.A. in a 1970 Ford Mustang like a couple of bosses out on the town in the middle of the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181146 +0000" stop="20260915183220 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miranda Sings: Happy Thanksgiving Miranda - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Miranda Sings cruise around town in a 1960 Austin Healey Sprite in search of coffee, complaining and apologizing along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183220 +0000" stop="20260915185320 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Armisen: I Wasn't Told About This... With Special Feature: I'm Dying, Jerry - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Fred Armisen cruise over to Portland's Coava in a 1965 Saab 96 Monte Carlo 850 for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185320 +0000" stop="20260915191115 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest, Ali Wentworth go out for a spin in a low grill 1970 Mercedes 280SE Cabriolet to wasply grab some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191115 +0000" stop="20260915192819 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon cruise over to Jerry's actual car in a 1956 Chevy Corvette convertible to hop aboard yet another vehicle to enjoy some comedic sailing out at sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192819 +0000" stop="20260915194518 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon finish up their day on the water and head back to the mainland for John's Famous Pancake House and a cup of coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120732 +0000" stop="20260915123800 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>AU &amp; NZ - Nazeem Hussain - S01E11</title>
    <desc>As the son of Sri Lankan immigrants, Nazeem Hussain knows he stands out in Australia. But he's found a fun way to fight racism: prank phone calls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123800 +0000" stop="20260915130825 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>AU &amp; NZ - Cal Wilson - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Colorful comic Cal Wilson opens up about her weirdest fears, her most mortifying moments and the perils of sexting in the autocorrect era.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130825 +0000" stop="20260915133800 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - DeAnne Smith - S01E13</title>
    <desc>DeAnne Smith opens up about her hatred of escape rooms, shampoo homophobia and how she and her dog are a conservative Republican's nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133800 +0000" stop="20260915140723 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - Ivan Decker - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Ivan Decker. He's here to share his thoughts on zombie teeth, weaponized lobsters and the sinister lie behind instant noodles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140723 +0000" stop="20260915143613 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - Dave Merheje - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Buckle up for Dave Merheje's frenetic stories about growing up as the child of Lebanese immigrants who, well, probably should have gotten a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143613 +0000" stop="20260915150501 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - K. Trevor Wilson - S01E16</title>
    <desc>K. Trevor Wilson delivers a deadpan dissertation on "pet parents," the perils of one-ply toilet paper and his sometimes misplaced faith in flatulence.</desc>
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    <title>Canada (FR) - Louis-José Houde - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Quebecois comedian Louis-José Houde riffs on the enigma of the dark web, the fearlessness of Montréalers and Mozart as the original rock star.</desc>
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    <title>Canada (FR) - François Bellefeuille - S01E18</title>
    <desc>François Bellefeuille's lively set takes on the challenges of vomiting kids, electric cars and a supremely awkward encounter with a horse.</desc>
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    <title>Canada (FR) - Katherine Levac - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Katherine Levac digs deep and divulges droll tales of chasing her first crush, hanging with hockey players and crashing a medical school class.</desc>
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    <title>Canada (FR) - Adib Alkhalidey - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Unmasking the contradictions in human nature, Adib Alkhalidey recounts the reality of being vegetarian, Christopher Columbus's little secret and more.</desc>
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    <title>France - Shirley Souagnon - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Shirley Souagnon playfully details an awkward gig in Haiti, the challenges of giving up her iPhone and her newfound empathy for straight women.</desc>
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    <title>France - Jason Brokerss - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jamel Comedy Club alum Jason Brokerss blends the personal and the political as he talks airport profiling, life goals and growing up poor.</desc>
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    <title>France - Tania Dutel - S01E23</title>
    <desc>From pink pens to waxing mishaps to underwhelming sex: Tania Dutel breaks down life's indignities in a show that gets more revealing by the minute.</desc>
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    <title>France - Donel Jack'sman - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Donel Jack'sman counts down the four comic bits his mother hates most as he riffs on horror movies, absurd stereotypes, relationships and more.</desc>
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    <title>Middle East - Ibraheem Alkhairallah - S01E25</title>
    <desc>With irreverent impersonations and stories that get personal, Ibraheem Alkhairallah reveals secrets to advertising, marital bliss and social media.</desc>
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    <title>Middle East - Rawsan Hallak - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In a rapid-fire set, Rawsan Hallak sounds off on the perils of physical fitness, the pressure to get married and long-distance calls to her mom.</desc>
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    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173029 +0000" stop="20260915184031 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184031 +0000" stop="20260915195034 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121832 +0000" stop="20260915124008 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jeff, Shirley and Hickey's discovery of a hidden stash of textbooks causes power shifts within the group; Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate.</desc>
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    <title>Advanced Advanced Dungeons &amp; Dragons - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Professor Hickey reveals that his estranged son (David Cross) has a baby, the gang decides to help them reunite through a game of Dungeons &amp; Dragons.</desc>
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    <title>G.I. Jeff - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The gang gets animated in the vein of "G.I. Joe."</desc>
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    <title>Basic Story - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Subway makes plans to turn Greendale into Subway University; Jeff considers an employment offer; Dean Pelton tells Annie and Abed about the school's first dean.</desc>
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    <title>Basic Sandwich - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When everyone learns about Greendale's first dean, they embark on a mission to find his old computer lab; Subway enlists Chang to spy on the group as part of its plan to take over the school.</desc>
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    <title>Ladders - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Francesca “Frankie” Dart is hired as CFO of Greendale after a roof collapses from 40 years of Frisbees. Tasked with fiscal responsibility, Frankie suggests cutting unnecessary classes such as “Ladders” amongst other changes, and Abed helps Frankie. Struggling to keep Shirley’s Sandwiches afloat, Britta, Annie, Jeff and Abed turn it into a speakeasy after Frankie bans alcohol on campus.</desc>
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    <title>Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Dean purchases a VR system for Greendale that could bankrupt the school, forcing Jeff to find the creator, Elroy Patashnik, to save them. After moving in with Annie and Abed, Britta finds out her parents have been paying her debts to her friends. Chang gets bitten by a cat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150002 +0000" stop="20260915152438 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Crisis Room Decorum - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The group has to go on the offensive against a claim that Greendale graduated a dog; Abed creates an attack ad discounting the dog; Britta, after pooping her pants, connects with Elroy over the band “Natalie is Freezing;” Chang shoots a single person porn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152438 +0000" stop="20260915155533 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queer Studies &amp; Advanced Waxing - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The school board invites the Dean to become a member as long as he promotes his “homosexuality.” Chang auditions for “The Karate Kid,” with Annie’s help, and endures abusive treatment from the director. Abed tries to save baby birds nesting on the Greendale Internet router with the help of Elroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155533 +0000" stop="20260915162412 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laws of Robotics and Party Rights - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jeff squares off against a charming prison inmate Willy who’s attending Greendale via telerobot. Britta enlists Abed to get around Annie’s rules against parties in their apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162412 +0000" stop="20260915165220 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Email Security - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A malicious hacker threatens to publicize everyone’s personal emails unless Greendale cancels a racist comic’s performance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165220 +0000" stop="20260915172049 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Advanced Safety Features - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A former boyfriend lures Britta into joining Honda’s guerilla marketing campaign. Jeff looks to get Elroy to like him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172049 +0000" stop="20260915174913 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intro to Recycled Cinema - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Chang leaves Greendale to pursue fame in Hollywood. Abed agrees to complete his unfinished film with the support of Frankie, her movie producer friend Maury and Jeff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174913 +0000" stop="20260915181802 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grifting 101 - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When a clever clever con man, Professor DeSalvo, uses his class to cheat the study group, they enlist Jeff to get revenge. The situation goes awry as Britta and Dean Pelton get involved in Jeff and Professor DeSalvo’s scamming competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181802 +0000" stop="20260915184412 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic RV Repair and Palmistry - S06E10</title>
    <desc>During a road trip to unload one of Greendale’s useless artifacts, Abed turns a situation into a flashback-filled feature film.</desc>
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    <title>Modern Espionage - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jeff is drawn into a secret game of paintball happening on campus and Frankie threatens to expel anyone who plays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191245 +0000" stop="20260915193856 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Videography - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A surprise marriage proposal in Jeff’s law class reveals an unexpected connection between the bride and groom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121850 +0000" stop="20260915124021 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regrets, Rehabs and Realtors - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty. Meanwhile, Darlene welcomes a new employee to Wellman Plastics.</desc>
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    <title>Cheating, Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan backfires.</desc>
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    <title>Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb. Meanwhile, Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark’s class.</desc>
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    <title>Two Proposals, a Homecoming and a Bear - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Big changes are coming for the Conners, with not one but two proposals. Plus, Jackie uses her “JEOPARDY!” infamy to her advantage.</desc>
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    <title>Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Education, Corruption, and Damnation - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Ben declines Darlene’s proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery which leads to Pastor Phil. Meanwhile, newly appointed City Councilman Don Blansky puts Jackie in a tough position as she and Neville are ready to open the new and improved Lunch Box.</desc>
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    <title>Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Part of Becky’s recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with former high school friend Mikey to apologize for lying to him about her living a successful life. Meanwhile, Darlene visits with Pastor Phil, and Louise continues planning her wedding.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding of Dan and Louise - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It’s Dan and Louise’s wedding day, but it’s a far-from-perfect walk down the aisle, especially when a weather report forecasts that a tornado is headed for Lanford creating chaos and surprises.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151225 +0000" stop="20260915153357 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Conner home is decked out for Halloween despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon. But all is not lost when Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world. Meanwhile, Darlene continues her spiritual journey, and Harris introduces Aldo’s children to the family, where more tricks than treats await.</desc>
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    <title>Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school while Mark turns to Ben for personal advice. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.</desc>
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    <title>Let’s All Push Our Hands Together For The Stew Train and The Conners Furniture - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Lunch Box is busier than ever, and when Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers, it’s anything but smooth service. Meanwhile, Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things but finds it a bit harder to let go than he thought.</desc>
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    <title>Yard Sale, Phone Fail, and a College Betrayal - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As Louise starts to move into the Conners’ home, Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married. However, he soon finds parting with the furniture — and old memories — harder than he thought it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Three Exes, Role Playing and a Waterbed - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Thinking it’s Ben’s day off, Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store only to run smack into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road and Jackie meets Logan’s mom.</desc>
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    <title>Spills, Pills and the Midnight Lasagna - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes dean’s list at his new magnet school, but when Darlene and the family learn what he’s been doing to keep up with his classmates, it’s anything but a party. Meanwhile Jackie continues to navigate her relationship with Neville.</desc>
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    <title>Patriarchs and Goddesses - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben, and when she and Becky head to the movies and see Ben on a date, Darlene can’t stop herself from interfering and making everyone uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Dan offers to talk with Aldo’s dad, Jesse, when he doesn’t approve of Harris and Aldo’s relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Hot for Teacher and Writing a Wrong - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Mark has returned to public school and is finding it hard to fit in. Darlene isn’t happy when she finds out what Mark’s doing to make a little extra cash for college. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.</desc>
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    <title>Sex, Lies and House Hunting - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Darlene falls in love with a house she’s looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she’s part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner. Meanwhile, Becky and Professor Davis are finding it hard to continue keeping their relationship a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Triggered - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Conner family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he’s forced to reevaluate his career, but his erratic behavior sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.</desc>
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    <title>Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano - S04E16</title>
    <desc>As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.</desc>
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    <title>Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan’s generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her. Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it.</desc>
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    <title>Backyard BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The home cooks must smoke the competition to impress barbecue champ Melissa Cookston, who gives one lucky chef feedback ahead of judging.</desc>
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    <title>Italian Feast - S01E05</title>
    <desc>James Beard Award winner Nancy Silverton auctions off her freshly-made pesto and asks the home cooks to use Italian-themed boxes for a “piazza party."</desc>
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    <title>A Taste of Mexico - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New York Times bestselling cookbook author Rick Martínez challenges three new contestants to turn up the heat with fish dishes and spicy pork boxes.</desc>
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    <title>Global Fusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Game expert Nyesha Arrington sends out boxes including rabbit, ostrich and venison, pushing the home cooks to improvise beyond their comfort zones.</desc>
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    <title>Best of Brunch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Acclaimed chef, entrepreneur and TV personality Gabe Kennedy invites the home cooks to celebrate one of his favorite meals: brunch.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Asian Eats - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Chef and entrepreneur Esther Choi beefs up three boxes for the home cooks' first challenge. Later, they must impress her with Asian-inspired flavors.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>American Diner - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The home cooks think outside the box to prepare elevated diner classics for chef, restaurateur and James Beard-nominated cookbook author Richard Blais.</desc>
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    <title>Southern Comfort - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Three more home cooks whip up creative comfort food for Melba Wilson, the queen of Southern cooking, by bidding on items like her Cajun spice mix.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Backyard BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The home cooks must smoke the competition to impress barbecue champ Melissa Cookston, who gives one lucky chef feedback ahead of judging.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173904 +0000" stop="20260915181500 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Italian Feast - S01E05</title>
    <desc>James Beard Award winner Nancy Silverton auctions off her freshly-made pesto and asks the home cooks to use Italian-themed boxes for a “piazza party."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181500 +0000" stop="20260915185009 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Taste of Mexico - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New York Times bestselling cookbook author Rick Martínez challenges three new contestants to turn up the heat with fish dishes and spicy pork boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185009 +0000" stop="20260915192608 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Fusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Game expert Nyesha Arrington sends out boxes including rabbit, ostrich and venison, pushing the home cooks to improvise beyond their comfort zones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122001 +0000" stop="20260915125536 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125536 +0000" stop="20260915133057 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133057 +0000" stop="20260915140529 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140529 +0000" stop="20260915144018 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144018 +0000" stop="20260915151310 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151310 +0000" stop="20260915155015 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grilled Backyard BBQ - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the smoke from the grill rises and the F-bombs drop. Ricki Lake gets lit, and Leather goes for the fire extinguisher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155015 +0000" stop="20260915162550 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162550 +0000" stop="20260915170111 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170111 +0000" stop="20260915173543 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173543 +0000" stop="20260915181032 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181032 +0000" stop="20260915184325 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184325 +0000" stop="20260915192030 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grilled Backyard BBQ - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the smoke from the grill rises and the F-bombs drop. Ricki Lake gets lit, and Leather goes for the fire extinguisher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192030 +0000" stop="20260915195604 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121240 +0000" stop="20260915123418 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid's First Relationship - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The gang rallies around Sid to help him through his commitment issues to new beau John. Meanwhile, Margaret attempts to conquer her fear of flying by volunteering at the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123418 +0000" stop="20260915125557 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Plus One - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Margaret neglects the guys when her best friend, Joanie, comes to visit. When Joanie decides to move in to Shady Meadows, the guys devise a plan to convince her not to, but Hank gets distracted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125557 +0000" stop="20260915131735 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mentors - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As Hank and Margaret mentor an awkward high school student and help him decide on whether or not to go to the prom, Hank is forced to face a traumatic event that happened to him in high school. Meanwhile, Sid's boyfriend invites him to tour the wine country on bicycles, but Sid is mortified because he doesn't know how to ride a bike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131735 +0000" stop="20260915133908 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Un-Retire - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While Sid is housesitting a fellow resident's gorgeous high-rise apartment, the Cool Kids get a taste of the good life - and a taste of Charlie's incredible cookies. But when Margaret decides to turn Charlie's creative cookie-making into a new business venture, everyone gets a bit carried away</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133908 +0000" stop="20260915140047 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Ups Her Game - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Margaret attempts to date the hottest guy in Shady Meadows, but can't seem to rid herself of clingy Leonard. Meanwhile, Hank tries to sell his erotic vampire novel, with the help of Sid's cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140047 +0000" stop="20260915142225 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid's Ex-Wife - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Sid's ex-wife, Bonnie, comes to visit Shady Meadows, Sid's new boyfriend, John, becomes uncomfortable with their close relationship. Meanwhile, Margaret, Charlie and Hank prepare to have the time of their lives at a Fleetwood Mac concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142225 +0000" stop="20260915144404 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kip Samgood's Biggest Fan - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Margaret helps Sid finally meet his teen idol, Kip Samgood. Meanwhile, Charlie ditches Hank to hang out with his girlfriend, Kathleen, so Hank goes to great lengths to get Charlie's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144404 +0000" stop="20260915150542 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Proposal - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to date a guy way out of her league, Margaret pretends to be someone she's not. When Hank doesn't hear back from his doctor about a questionable mole, he's convinced his days are numbered, so Charlie helps him get his test results. Meanwhile, Sid avoids John, who has a very important question to ask him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150542 +0000" stop="20260915152721 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas Baby! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hank is excited to give his son the perfect wedding gift in Las Vegas, until he finds out Lorraine's boyfriend, Reggie, is paying for everything. Meanwhile, Margaret and Sid's luck at the blackjack table quickly takes a turn, and Charlie hopes his old Vegas connections will come through for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152721 +0000" stop="20260915154859 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend-aversary - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Sid prepare their Friend-iversary party, and don't include Margaret. Noticing the tension between Hank and Sid, Margaret encourages Sid to speak up for himself. Meanwhile, Sid has his sights set on the patio for their party and attempts to convince the cat ladies to release it to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154859 +0000" stop="20260915160945 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three friends at a retirement center have their comfortable existence rattled by a newcomer to the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160945 +0000" stop="20260915163114 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Turns 65 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On her 65th birthday, Margaret doesn't feel like celebrating. However, Hank, Sid and Charlie insist on taking her out for a "good old-fashioned young person's night" at the local club, which leaves them all feeling older - and more hungover - than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163114 +0000" stop="20260915165242 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Destiny - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Hank create online dating profiles, and to boost their egos, Sid pretends to be an interested woman. Of course, the plan goes awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165242 +0000" stop="20260915171421 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid Comes Out - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Margaret tries to convince Sid to come out to his visiting son; Hank stubbornly refuses to admit he needs glasses; Charlie tries to help him cheat on an eye test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171421 +0000" stop="20260915173559 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Rig an Election - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tired of "Gorgeous George" and his reign as activities coordinator, Hank backs Charlie and Margaret backs Sid for the position in the upcoming election, and it instantly turns dirty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173559 +0000" stop="20260915175733 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV Heist - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hank and Margaret lose a cornhole competition to some resident cheaters and, as a result, miss out on the coveted prize—a new 65" flat-screen TV. So, the gang attempts to steal the TV, which means breaking in to Allison's office after locking her and Sid in the sauna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175733 +0000" stop="20260915181911 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving at Murray's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Margaret scores an invite to an exclusive foodie potluck for Thanksgiving, she takes Sid as her plus one, leaving Hank and Charlie to find a backup plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181911 +0000" stop="20260915184040 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank the Cradle Robber - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Hank starts dating a much younger woman, the gang suspects she may be a gold-digger taking advantage of him because of his age. But after rifling through her things, they fear this relationship could be something much worse - a pregnancy trap</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184040 +0000" stop="20260915190208 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Dates the Zodiac Killer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Margaret begins dating Karl, a fellow Shady Meadows resident who may or may not be the Zodiac Killer. Meanwhile, the guys are hunting for a different kind of criminal: a serial non-flusher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190208 +0000" stop="20260915192347 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Crashers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Hank finds out his ex-wife will be at a mutual friend's funeral, Margaret volunteers to lie about his success to impress her; Charlie and Sid crash the funeral against Hank's orders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192347 +0000" stop="20260915194540 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie's Angel - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hank signs up to host a Shady Meadows closed-circuit TV show, but is quickly replaced by rising star Sid, who dishes out hot retirement home gossip on-air. Meanwhile Margaret helps Charlie woo a widow at her bereavement support group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120200 +0000" stop="20260915122430 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, WA 36 - S13E34</title>
    <desc>A pair of burglars are busted after police respond to an unrelated call, police stop a stolen vehicle, a vehicle chase leads to a crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122430 +0000" stop="20260915124656 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, WA 37 - S13E36</title>
    <desc>A mixed quantity of drugs are found during a traffic stop, a suspect hides in a tree and a vehicle is pulled over after leaving a known drug house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124656 +0000" stop="20260915130641 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arizona 15 - S13E37</title>
    <desc>Officers respond to an armed robbery and carjacking, the suspects are arrested on several charges. A concerned sister reports a fight between her brother and a heavyset burglar. A suspect in a stolen vehicle flees at 85 mph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130641 +0000" stop="20260915132911 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arizona 16 - S13E38</title>
    <desc>From Arizona, a fleeing motorist crashes into a ditch, officers question a man who says his girlfriend was destroying his house and a woman says her ex-boyfriend beat her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132911 +0000" stop="20260915134855 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mesa, Arizona 17 - S13E39</title>
    <desc>Officers fight with a suspect, police respond to a bear cub in a palm tree and a child is hit by gunfire during a shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134855 +0000" stop="20260915141125 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 2 - S14E04</title>
    <desc>(Des Moines, IA - 8:18 PM Assistance Call) 3rd Watch - Officer Joe Morgan has been there eleven years and likes the city because it is small, but not too small, there is still lots to do. An off duty cop is in a foot pursuit. Pursuit; domestic disturbance; car chase. Chattanooga TN/Atlanta, GA  #1412. 9/15/01</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141125 +0000" stop="20260915143356 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 3 - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Police take part in what turns out to be a dangerous pursuit, officers get called to a domestic dispute and police spot a  suspicious vehicle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143356 +0000" stop="20260915145627 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 4 - S14E06</title>
    <desc>(Chattanooga, TN - 2:01 AM Man with a Gun) Fox Station - Officer Jonathan Chambers says whatever happens at work stays at work. He talks to his wife briefly and gives her the highlights because she's interested in what happens and leaves it at that, otherwise it'll drive him crazy. He responds to a man-with-a-gun call, and later apprehends a suspect who attempted to sell stolen property. In Des Moines, IA, Officers Morgan and Helle question two brothers who were involved in a fistfight. In Atlanta, GA, Officer Cotter interviews a woman who claims that her boyfriend allegedly punched her in the mouth while she was walking down the street. #1414. 9/29/01</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145627 +0000" stop="20260915151859 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 5 - S14E07</title>
    <desc>Stories include a suspicious odor comimg from a car window, a  domestic dispute and an undercover sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151859 +0000" stop="20260915154111 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 15 - S14E20</title>
    <desc>(Fort Worth, TX - 9:08 PM Suspicious Activity) East Division - Officer J.R. Mendoza is very proud of being a cop, it's a family tradition with sever members including his father, a few uncles, younger cousin and brother are cops. He loves the city, gotten a lot in return. His partner Officer Antonio Maldonaldo II says they are going to a known drug house and they are going to watch it and see if they can catch any deals. He goes out with binoculars to watch. They draw their weapons and order a suspect to exit his vehicle after they observe him participate in an drug transaction. In Des Moines, IA Officer Wilson is dispatched to investigate a domestic dispute and receives a report that two suspects are armed with a knife and a pair of scissors. In Fort Worth, TX Officers Mendoza and Nolan search a driver's vehicle after observing the occupants leaving a house used for drug dealing. #1424. 2/16/02</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154111 +0000" stop="20260915160323 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 16 - S14E21</title>
    <desc>(Fort Worth, TX - 4:16 PM Stolen Vehicle Call) North Division - Officer W.E. Spakes has been there 3 years in NPD2 Baker District. It's primarily a Hispanic community, a barrio. The biggest problem is communication since he doesn't speak Spanish well. He is Baker 14 and goes to a stolen car pursuit that lead to a crash on 28th and Angle in a residential area. The car is the wrong way in the bushes, the front tire is gone, the hood and front end is wrecked and there is smoke coming from the engine. Officer Ernesto Flores caught the black passenger in a red shirt soon after. The Mexican driver in the yellow shirt and blue jeans is missing. They find him in a fetal position next to the car in the bushes. W.E. gives him a sternum rub which makes him move. He is OK. They brief Sgt. William Hernandez on the scene afterwards. Des Moines, AI (8:55 PM Domestic Disturbance Call) 3rd Watch - Officer John Poplawski is Polish &amp; Spanish and people wonder where he got his name. It works out because he is able to communicate with the community. Officer Kenneth Brown is his partner. They speak with a woman who claims her daughter's intoxicated boyfriend damaged a mailbox and then fled the scene. In Chattanooga, TN, Officer Willoughby apprehends a driver who ignored instructions to pull over. #1425. 2/23/02</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160323 +0000" stop="20260915162533 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 17 - S14E22</title>
    <desc>(Tampa, FL - 1:55 AM Burglary in Progress) District 2 - Officer David Dennison says his dad was a cop for 29 years, still is and he worked graveyard too and he always wanted to follow in his footsteps. He is dispatched to investigate a burglary-in-progress at a local warehouse filled with expensive merchandise. In San Bernardino, CA, Officers Alcala and Arca search for a 77-year-old suspect who kicked in the door of a residence and threatened the occupants with a large knife. In Fort Worth, TX, Officers Tate and Eddleman stop a driver operating a car with an expired registration and, upon searching the vehicle discover a shotgun, drugs and more. #1427. 2/23/02</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162533 +0000" stop="20260915164743 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Palm Beach County, Florida 16 - S14E26</title>
    <desc>From Palm Beach, Florida. Police chase a suspicious man who was loitering in a parking lot and get called to a domestic dispute at a mobile-home park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164743 +0000" stop="20260915170953 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 21 - S14E27</title>
    <desc>(Tampa, FL - 3:41 AM Burglary in Progress) District 2 - MPO Robert Newberry decided to get into law enforcement when he was five. He was working at a racetrack that his dad was part owner of and one day his dad saved him from a wild race car making all this noise and he took off running and he grabbed him and he always looked up to him for that. Two black men were seen trying to steal tires off a car in a dealership on the main road. They find one hiding under a red car as the K9 looks for the second one. They all run down the road and catch him in a parking lot. The guy screams, wails and cried to god he didn't do it and only ran because he was scared. He said he needed the money or else they would kill him, but he doesn't know them and was just holding the tools. Ft. Worth, TX (4:07 PM Suspicious Activity) Officer J.R. Mendoza talks about how he is still going to college. He sees a car sitting alone under a bridge alone in a known drug area. He goes above it on the overpass and looks down and sees a woman in a blue pickup truck using a needle. He and Maldanado go down and bust her and her husband Barnet of three years is the driver. She says her shoulder is injured, she is scared and hasn't ever been cuffed before. They find crack and he is getting arrested and she cries, pleads and says it is hers. San Bernardino - Two men drive a stolen car to a liquor store. The fat guy wants a discount on half a pint of Vodka because it is his birthday. He says he knows the owner Charlie, but he isn't there. The cashier won't do it and he gets belligerent. The cops talk to him and find out he is on parole and now he can go back to jail for Christmas. #1430. 4/6/02</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170953 +0000" stop="20260915173204 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Palm Beach County, Florida 17 - S14E28</title>
    <desc>In Palm Beach, Florida, a man threatens to kill people at an car rental company when they refuse to rent him a car and a driver throws something out a vehicle window that draws suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173204 +0000" stop="20260915175414 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Palm Beach County, Florida 18 - S14E29</title>
    <desc>Officers stop robbery suspects, who are ID'd by the victim; respond to a fight in progress; and find that a suspect has a history of scuffles with police after running a check on his license plate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175414 +0000" stop="20260915181624 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Palm Beach County, Florida 19 - S14E30</title>
    <desc>Palm Beach (Fla.) officers pursue a car-theft suspect; try to lure a barricaded suspect who has a knife; conduct a reverse prostitution sting designed to catch suspects soliciting for sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181624 +0000" stop="20260915183834 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 22 - S14E31</title>
    <desc>(Palm Beach County FL - 1:42 AM Suspicious Activity) District 3 - Officer Phyllis Kearney wanted to get into law enforcement in Ireland, but the economy was pretty bad so she had to do it here. There is such a difference between Irish cops. They call them gardy. They don't carry guns unless they are in a special branch So when she came here and carried a gun her mother freaked out. She isn't used to it. When she visited she was pretty worried, but saw the people she worked with and was content. She comes upon two women, a blonde helping a brunette who is on the ground. She is bruised on the head and says her husband hit her with a bat during an argument. She swears she will kill him when she gets a hold of him; officers spot a car being driven backward down a one-way street. San Bernardino CA/Fort Worth TX #1431. 4/27/02</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183834 +0000" stop="20260915190045 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast 23 - S14E32</title>
    <desc>A drug suspect becomes combative after being placed in a squad car; a suspect in a stolen car claims the owner lent it to him; drugs are found after a man is spotted driving backwards on a flat tire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190045 +0000" stop="20260915192255 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naked Cops Special Edition - S14E33</title>
    <desc>(Atlanta, GA - 3:37 AM Car Pursuit) Zone 3 - Officer Greg Dabny spots a car with no tail light and goes to pull him over and he runs. Turns out the black male driver with no pants on abducted a young black woman in a short silver dress off the street at gunpoint and forced her into his car to give him a blow job. Cops chase him and he flips the car over a fence and she falls out and has bloody knees. An officer chases a half-naked driver; a nude man breaks into a school; a nude runs through a residential neighborhood; officers order nude sunbathers to cover up; nudity at a Mardi Gras party. Cleveland, OH/Las Vegas, NV/Kansas City, KS/Jackson Co #1434. 4/27/02</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192255 +0000" stop="20260915194505 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Hot for Fox Special Edition - S14E34</title>
    <desc>(Atlanta, GA - 4:07 PM Car Pursuit) Zone 3 - Officer Michel Centola responds to an unmarked car that needs his marked car in a pursuit and the suspect almost hit him. An unmarked unit chases a dangerous driver; a biting woman says she is a vampire; a woman removes her clothing and jumps into a public fountain; an officer questions a transvestite. Las Vegas, NV from #340/Clark County/Sacramento, CA/Forth Worth, TX/Kodiak, AK/San Bernardino, CA. Reruns as Too Hot for Television on other channels or Outrageous Calls. #1435. 4/27/02</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121504 +0000" stop="20260915123653 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Shirt Story - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Theo wants to impress a girl by wearing an expensive shirt by designer Gordon Gartrelle. Since Cliff and Clair will not pay for it, Denise offers to make a copy of the shirt for him. Guest appearance by Kadeem Hardison, who years later would portray Dwayne Wayne on the Cosby Show spinoff, A Different World.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123653 +0000" stop="20260915125845 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking With Tradition - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cliff's father, Russell, pays a visit and begins questioning Cliff about the kids' college choices. He asks Denise about Hillman, his and Cliff's alma mater. Denise is dead-set against it at first, until Russell tells her that the males outnumber the females there. First appearance of Earle Hyman as Russell Huxtable, Cliff's father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125845 +0000" stop="20260915132033 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While Clair cares for a friend's baby, she begins to consider having another. Cliff desperately tries to talk her out of it, claiming that babies are "false advertising." Clair's mother, Carrie, then reminds her that the older you are when you have kids, the older you'll be if they end up having to come back and live at home. First appearance of Ethel Ayler as Carrie Hanks, Clair's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132033 +0000" stop="20260915134225 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play It Again, Vanessa - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vanessa plays clarinet in the school's orchestra. Though she tries her best and practices daily, she simply cannot play the instrument. She plays an embarrassing solo at the school concert, but her parents support her anyway. Guest Dizzy Gillespie as Mr. Hampton, Vanessa's music teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134225 +0000" stop="20260915140414 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Ugly Is He? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Denise has a new boyfriend, David, but is reluctant to bring him home. She fears that Cliff will, like always, make fun of the boy and ruin her chances with him. Cliff and Clair are initially impressed with David until he expresses some unwanted opinions about medicine and the law at dinner. Kristoff St. John plays boyfriend David.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140414 +0000" stop="20260915142605 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonjour, Sondra - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sondra, the eldest Huxtable child makes her first appearance when she visits home for Thanksgiving. She plans on going to Paris for the summer, and hopes that her parents will support the decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142605 +0000" stop="20260915144754 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Not a Mother Night - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Clair is exhausted from constantly caring for the children. Cliff decides to take her out on the town for "You're Not a Mother Night." They go to a fancy restaurant and hotel. While there, some of Clair's motherly instincts start kicking in-but they stop in time for a romantic evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144754 +0000" stop="20260915150944 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rudy's Sick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clair could be named partner at her law firm if an interview goes well-but Rudy is sick! Cliff vows to take care of her while Clair works, and engages in some unique doctoring methods. Clair is named partner and Rudy is fine by the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150944 +0000" stop="20260915153132 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cliff complains about the poor quality of his annual Father's Day gifts. He challenges the children to find some better presents for a December Father's Day. They give him thoughtful-if not quite attractive-presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153132 +0000" stop="20260915155316 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Independence Day - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Theo gets his ear pierced to impress a girl, but Denise thinks it might be infected. She is correct, and Theo must go to Cliff. Cliff hopes that Grandpa Huxtable will punish Theo, but the old man instead relates the story of how Cliff tried to slick back his hair to impress Clair, but ended up burning it off! Russell brags, and Anna reminds him of the time that he had a tattoo of her name placed on his chest, but ended up with a huge scar on his chest when he tried to remove it after Anna found out he was actually trying to impress another girl! First appearance of Clarice Taylor as Anna Huxtable, Cliff's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155316 +0000" stop="20260915161505 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physician of the Year - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Cliff is set to receive an important award, but a woman goes into labor right before the ceremony. Theo delivers his speech for him. Aleta Mitchell as Mrs. Randall, Elisa de la Roche as Nurse, Sheldon Leonard as Dr. Wexler</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161505 +0000" stop="20260915163654 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jitterbug Break - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Cliff tries to impress Denise's friends by teaching them how to jitterbug. Some of Clair's friends also show off their dance moves. Soon, the whole house is full of dancers. Blair Underwood as Denise's boyfriend (uncredited), Judith Jamison as Marie, Donald McKayle as Ralph, Gerard Cooper as Guy, Christine Langner as Girl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163654 +0000" stop="20260915165844 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo and the Joint - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Clair discovers a marijuana joint in one of Theo's school books. She and Cliff confront him about it, and accept his explanation—another boy slipped it in. Theo confronts the boy and brings him home to confess in order to remove any uncertainty from his parents about his telling the truth. Theo and the boy actually start to become friends. Stephen Thompson as Anthony Braxton, Iman as Mrs. Montgomery. Rudy says her full name in this episode, Rudith Lillian Huxtable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165844 +0000" stop="20260915172035 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa's New Class - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vanessa is placed in an advanced science class. She creates a model of the solar system, but learns that she will have to work harder than ever if she hopes to succeed. First appearance of Pam Potillo as Vanessa's friend Janet Meisner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172035 +0000" stop="20260915174225 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clair's Case - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A sneaky mechanic tries to swindle Sondra. It's Clair to the rescue as the two battle in court. David Langston Smyrl as the man in court, Shawn Elliott as Mr. Wilson, Alan North as Judge</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174225 +0000" stop="20260915180416 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Track, Jack - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cliff's college track coach contacts him and asks to run in a charity event between Hillman and its rival, Norton College. Heathcliff "Combustible Huxtable" trains, but soon learns that he is not the runner he was all those years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180416 +0000" stop="20260915182602 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Younger Woman - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Cliff and Clair receive a visit from an old friend—and he has a new girlfriend that is half his age. They are initially suspicious, but learn that judging by appearances isn't always right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182602 +0000" stop="20260915184754 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Rudy invites all of her friends over for a slumber party. It's Cliff's job to watch over them, and he demonstrates some unique games to wrangle the youngsters. In the end, Russell drops by and demonstrates the perfect way to deal with kids-bribe them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184754 +0000" stop="20260915190944 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Quiet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Cliff, Clair, and the Huxtable clan volunteer at a local community center. There, a battered boy tries to find help, and the owner—Tony Castillo—does his best to lend assistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190944 +0000" stop="20260915193133 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cliff's Birthday - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Cliff is turning 48, and as usual, he is trying to find out what his birthday present is ahead of time. Clair, with the help of the kids, orchestrates a huge trick. Cliff is fooled, and doesn't find about what is birthday surprise is: a visit to Lena Horne's private club. Lena Horne as herself, Clarence Williams III as Clarence Thornehill. In episode 12, Cliff says his birthday is in October.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193133 +0000" stop="20260915195321 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day of School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Cliff and Clair are overjoyed with the arrivial of the new school year, as their children are finally out of the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120424 +0000" stop="20260915122516 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fooled Again (I Don't Like It) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Jules' 42nd birthday and that can only mean one thing: gift contest! Each year, Jules holds a contest to determine who gives her the best gifts, which Ellie always wins. This year, Laurie teams up with Grayson in an attempt to overthrow her. As Jules contemplates what to do for her birthday, Andy suggests a night of dancing. Meanwhile, Travis introduces Bobby to a Netti Pot, but not without its consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122516 +0000" stop="20260915124608 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Girl Blues - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Travis brings home his new girlfriend, Kirsten, a grad-student, to meet Jules. Jules feels instantly threatened when Ellie points out that, moving forward, any girl Travis brings home could be her future daughter-in-law. Meanwhile, Grayson's house has become the new place for the gang to hang out, which he hates, and Travis turns to Bobby for advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124608 +0000" stop="20260915130659 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Time Comes - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jules says "I love you" to Grayson for the first time, but when Grayson doesn't reciprocate with the words she wants to hear, she's determined to host a "romantic" Thanksgiving in order force the moment on of him. Meanwhile, Ellie and Laurie team up to knock the optimism out of Andy, and Bobby is upset when the gang confesses that sometimes they can't understand what he's saying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130659 +0000" stop="20260915132751 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Same Old You - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jules wants to help Bobby gain his confidence back and thinks fixing up his boat and getting it back in the water will do the trick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132751 +0000" stop="20260915134843 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Reason to Cry - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Grayson doesn't share Jules' sadness on a series of unfortunate but accidental events, she questions whether they're meant to be together.
Meanwhile, Travis' new girlfriend throws Bobby off his golf game, and Ellie gets upset with Andy when he uses their joke on Laurie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134843 +0000" stop="20260915140935 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thing About You - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Although Laurie may be the worst houseguest ever, Jules is there for her when she needs a place to stay; Laurie helps Jules to realize she doesn't need to change for others; and when Bobby is jealous that Travis has gone to Grayson for advice, Grayson comes through for his buddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140935 +0000" stop="20260915143027 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Children - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jules comes up with a new game for the crew; Ellie complains about doing what Jules wants to do; Andy is mad at Grayson; Bobby introduces his new friend to the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143027 +0000" stop="20260915145119 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry to Me - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jules wishes Grayson would share his feelings with her; Ellie insists she doesn't want to do anything for Valentine's Day; Andy makes a date with Bobby; Travis asks Laurie for help with his gift for Kirsten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145119 +0000" stop="20260915151211 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walls - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Once again Jules chooses to get too involved in Travis' life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151211 +0000" stop="20260915153303 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ellie tricks Jules into watching Baby Stan on her own for a day, but Jules is determined to prove how easy it is... especially when she's roped in Grayson to help. Meanwhile, Bobby's given the chance to play golf for free in order to train for his upcoming tournament, as long as he tees off before 6:00 a.m., and Andy volunteers to be Laurie's wingman as she puts herself back out there after her split with Smith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153303 +0000" stop="20260915155355 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Gonna Get It - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Travis joins his father and Andy at a professional golf tournament; Jules faces her fear of public humiliation; Ellie and Grayson are impressed by Laurie in a trivia game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155355 +0000" stop="20260915161448 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonesome Sundown - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jules tries to not interfere when Travis contemplates a big decision; the gang tries stop taking advantage of each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161448 +0000" stop="20260915163540 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damaged by Love - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Travis suffers his first truly broken heart, Jules and Bobby are at a loss as to how to help him. Meanwhile, Grayson stands up to Jules when she tries to tell him what to do, and Ellie turns to Laurie for support when Andy's overly flirty sister-in-law, comes to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163540 +0000" stop="20260915165632 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Fallin' - S02E20</title>
    <desc>As Travis continues on a downward spiral from his breakup with Kirsten, Jules decides it's time to give him some tough love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165632 +0000" stop="20260915171724 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Good Coming (1) - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Travis abruptly moves to Hawaii, the gang go after him and decide to spend their vacation there too. As Jules struggles with Travis' choice, Grayson tells her he's keen on having kids. Meanwhile, Bobby acts as Ellie and Andy's vacation surrogate, and Laurie hatches a plan to lure Travis back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171724 +0000" stop="20260915173816 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Good Coming (2) - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Travis abruptly moves to Hawaii, the gang go after him and decide to spend their vacation there too. As Jules struggles with Travis' choice, Grayson tells her he's keen on having kids. Meanwhile, Bobby acts as Ellie and Andy's vacation surrogate, and Laurie hatches a plan to lure Travis back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173816 +0000" stop="20260915175949 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Love Strange - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jules is miffed when Grayson (who has an ulterior motive) calls her "predictable"; Ellie frets that little Stan is turning into a "devil child," or even worse, could grow up to be like Laurie; and Travis likes his new off campus housing, until Bobby tries to convince him to take dog Travis in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175949 +0000" stop="20260915182136 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mind with a Heart of Its Own - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jules ends up asking both Ellie and Laurie to be her "co-maids" of honor because she can't stand to hurt anyone's feelings; and Grayson tries to ask Chick for Jules' hand in marriage formally, but Chick decides to have a little fun in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182136 +0000" stop="20260915184309 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lover's Touch - S03E03</title>
    <desc>There is no time for romance when you're planning a wedding, and Jules is in full "AWATT" mode (All Wedding All the Time), until Travis is in an accident and rushed to the hospital. Meanwhile Grayson is feeling neglected by Jules, so the guys try to cheer him up by inventing a new game called "D-Ball," and things get dangerous when Laurie and Ellie want to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184309 +0000" stop="20260915190446 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon Fever - S03E04</title>
    <desc>One look is all it takes for Bobby to fall for Travis' photography professor, but Travis refuses to introduce them; Laurie falls for a guy she's never met when she begins a romance, via twitter, with a soldier in Iraq; and Jules and Andy prepare to go to war against an unruly gang of kids on bikes who are terrorizing the cul-de-sac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190446 +0000" stop="20260915192623 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A One Story Town - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jules and the gang decide Bobby needs some help romancing Angie so they launch "operation kiss-the-girl." Meanwhile, other former "Scrubs" cast turn up, as Ted and the Peons pass through on their way to audition at Disney World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192623 +0000" stop="20260915194800 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Big - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Just as Jules is trying to work through Grayson's "baggage" from his wild single days, a chance encounter with a former fling, Holly, ends with him learning that he's the father of a one-year-old baby girl he never knew he had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121855 +0000" stop="20260915124119 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Beak - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Count becomes a private eye after reading a bunch of detective stories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124119 +0000" stop="20260915130349 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astro Duck - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Duckula's new supercomputer accidentally launches a rocket into space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130349 +0000" stop="20260915132614 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unreal Estate - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Duckula, sick of the old castle, transports it to California so that he can sell it and make a big profit. He has trouble finding a buyer, though, since Igor, not wanting to leave the castle, shows all the buyers the torture rooms. Meanwhile, Von Goosewing has followed them in a continued effort to kill Duckula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132614 +0000" stop="20260915134829 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombay Duck - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Duckula, Igor, and Nanny are lured on a decoy treasure hunt by a genie. Meanwhile, the genie's master steals the coffin from the castle so that he can woo the local princess. The princess is taken istead by Duckula, who has to decide weather to stay with her or return to Transylvania.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134829 +0000" stop="20260915141053 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Are Werewolves at the Bottom of Our Garden - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tauser, the castle warewolf, has escaped. Duckula has to find him while at the same time dealing with a witch and a robot warewolf designed by Von Goosewing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141053 +0000" stop="20260915143319 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Ahoy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Duckula and co. enter a yacht race for a substantial prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143319 +0000" stop="20260915145546 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Ducktective - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Duckula is disappointed when an interview with two great detectives doesn't lead to him becoming famous. Meanwhile, Igor taunts Von Goosewing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145546 +0000" stop="20260915151821 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Eye Duck - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Duckula, sick of the cold Transylvanian weather, transports the castle to Colorado. Here he, Igor, and Nanny find themselves in the wild west.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151821 +0000" stop="20260915154046 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Must Go On - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Duckula enlists the help of the Crow Brothers to put on a stage show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154046 +0000" stop="20260915160315 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Quacker - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Christmas has come to Castle Duckula, but there is chaos:   Duckula hallucinates that he and superhero Tremendous Terrance save Santa from a monster. Von Goosewing has a ""present"" for the Count. And the real Santa is lost in the castle's large chimney system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160315 +0000" stop="20260915162542 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rest is History - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Count goes back in time to stop the first Count Duckula from becomming a vampire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162542 +0000" stop="20260915164804 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>00 Duck - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Egg, an evil mastermind, needs the castle as part of his plan for world conquest. To distract Duckula, he sends him on a fake spy mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164804 +0000" stop="20260915171027 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Cruise - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Nanny has won a trip for 3 on a luxury cruise ship. Nanny causes so many incidents that all the other people on the ship hide until she leaves the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171027 +0000" stop="20260915173250 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World in a Total Daze - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A famous world explorer is hired by Von Goosewing to challenge Duckula to a race around the world. Though Von Goosewing cheats, Castle Duckula still finishes first. Still, Duckula is denied the grand prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173250 +0000" stop="20260915175518 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhattan Duck - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Count transports the castle to Manhattan, where Transylvanian style suddenly becomes the newest fasion fad. Seeing his chance to make a fortune, Duckula sells off most of the contents of the caslte, including Igor. Duckula and Nanny use the money to have a grand time in the city. Unfortunately they may be stuck there, since one of the things they sold was the clock that controls the transport mechanism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175518 +0000" stop="20260915181743 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alps-a-Daisy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Duckula travels to a winter sports competition and tries to compete in every event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181743 +0000" stop="20260915184007 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince Duckula - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After a TV appearance, a group of revolutionaries hire Duckula to impersonate a prince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184007 +0000" stop="20260915190224 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice a Duck Not a Duck - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Egg, the Crow brothers, Maurice the Strongman, Charlie the Clown, the Mutinous Penguins, Gaston, Pierre, Cruel, and the Phantom of the Opera all combine forces to get revenge on Duckula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190224 +0000" stop="20260915192454 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mountie Always Gets His Duck - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When a Mountie tracks and catches a criminal in Transylvania, Duckula makes a deal with him: he will transport him back to Canada, if Duckula can be a mountie. Once a mountie, Duckula finds himself on an adventure to save the beautiful Ann Marie.</desc>
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    <title>The Zombie Awakes - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quackbrain, a deranged psychiatrist, convinces Duckula to take part in an experiment and traps Duckula in his Dream Machine. It becomes up to Nanny and Igor to enter the dream and save the Count.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121633 +0000" stop="20260915124718 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124718 +0000" stop="20260915131803 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Matter to Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's lights, camera, action for Bailey as a Rocky Top Records film crew stops by the ranch… and encounters a less-than-cinematic day of disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131803 +0000" stop="20260915134848 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless the Broken Road - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bailey's time to shine finally arrives — but the Haywoods aren't ready to say goodbye. Brody revisits his feelings for Jo, and Boone drops a bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134848 +0000" stop="20260915141932 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Harmony leads to heartache as aspiring singer Bailey's big break falls to pieces. But a chance encounter on a stormy night leads to new possibilities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141932 +0000" stop="20260915145017 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teardrops on My Guitar - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Bailey settles in over breakfast, Dylan kick-starts his career as her new manager. Will a last-minute audition lead to stardom... or serious drama?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145017 +0000" stop="20260915152102 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beau and the kids get cleaned up for a church wedding — and encounter an unexpected guest at the house. Meanwhile, Cassidy struggles with her faith.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152102 +0000" stop="20260915155147 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Girl - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bailey and the Haywoods make the best of bittersweet news as Beau prepares to replace his late wife's mare. Brody reconnects with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155147 +0000" stop="20260915162232 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Tuck and Brody struggle with sibling rivalry, Bailey struggles to balance a big audition and a LeAnn Rimes concert with Cassidy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162232 +0000" stop="20260915165316 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Lovin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beau and Summer's relationship takes center stage after she asks him to spend the night. Elsewhere, Brody and Tuck prepare for a double date night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165316 +0000" stop="20260915172401 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172401 +0000" stop="20260915175446 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175446 +0000" stop="20260915182531 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Matter to Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's lights, camera, action for Bailey as a Rocky Top Records film crew stops by the ranch… and encounters a less-than-cinematic day of disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182531 +0000" stop="20260915185615 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless the Broken Road - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bailey's time to shine finally arrives — but the Haywoods aren't ready to say goodbye. Brody revisits his feelings for Jo, and Boone drops a bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185615 +0000" stop="20260915192700 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Harmony leads to heartache as aspiring singer Bailey's big break falls to pieces. But a chance encounter on a stormy night leads to new possibilities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192700 +0000" stop="20260915195745 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teardrops on My Guitar - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Bailey settles in over breakfast, Dylan kick-starts his career as her new manager. Will a last-minute audition lead to stardom... or serious drama?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120217 +0000" stop="20260915122612 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffey Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Criscilla's cancer is officially in remission, so she and Coffey prioritize their health and kick off a fitness challenge to spice up their routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122612 +0000" stop="20260915124926 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Bang and Twang! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Criscilla must undergo surgery to finally put cancer in the rearview.  Coffey books a local gig in Hollywood and gets back to his guitar-slinging ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124926 +0000" stop="20260915131221 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanna Be Your Cowboy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Paw Paw and Big Red in tow, Coffey heads to Reno for the Western Fairs Convention.  At the Anderson home, the kids pamper Criscilla with a mom spa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131221 +0000" stop="20260915133531 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homesick and Hustling - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In Reno, Paw Paw plays promoter as Coffey prepares for a performance.  Back in LA, Criscilla relishes one-on-one time with the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133531 +0000" stop="20260915135831 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ethan gets a taste of the outdoors on his first camping trip with Coffey and Paw Paw.  In the city, Criscilla takes her first dance class post-surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135831 +0000" stop="20260915142154 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenth Time's a Charm - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Seeking redemption, Coffey ups the ante for a 10th wedding anniversary.  That includes going back to where the couple's love story began.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142154 +0000" stop="20260915144534 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144534 +0000" stop="20260915150906 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Dancing! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Coffey collaborates with Criscilla on a music video for "She's Famous."  Can she fuse her hip-hop swag with his upbeat country?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150906 +0000" stop="20260915153257 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153257 +0000" stop="20260915155949 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155949 +0000" stop="20260915162319 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mo Chemo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Criscilla braces for her last round of chemotherapy and then plans a surprise party for Coffey's 40th birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162319 +0000" stop="20260915165004 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165004 +0000" stop="20260915171400 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffey Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Criscilla's cancer is officially in remission, so she and Coffey prioritize their health and kick off a fitness challenge to spice up their routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171400 +0000" stop="20260915173714 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Bang and Twang! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Criscilla must undergo surgery to finally put cancer in the rearview.  Coffey books a local gig in Hollywood and gets back to his guitar-slinging ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173714 +0000" stop="20260915180009 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanna Be Your Cowboy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Paw Paw and Big Red in tow, Coffey heads to Reno for the Western Fairs Convention.  At the Anderson home, the kids pamper Criscilla with a mom spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180009 +0000" stop="20260915182319 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homesick and Hustling - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In Reno, Paw Paw plays promoter as Coffey prepares for a performance.  Back in LA, Criscilla relishes one-on-one time with the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182319 +0000" stop="20260915184618 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ethan gets a taste of the outdoors on his first camping trip with Coffey and Paw Paw.  In the city, Criscilla takes her first dance class post-surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184618 +0000" stop="20260915190942 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenth Time's a Charm - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Seeking redemption, Coffey ups the ante for a 10th wedding anniversary.  That includes going back to where the couple's love story began.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190942 +0000" stop="20260915193322 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193322 +0000" stop="20260915195653 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Dancing! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Coffey collaborates with Criscilla on a music video for "She's Famous."  Can she fuse her hip-hop swag with his upbeat country?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120351 +0000" stop="20260915130239 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Akisa exchanges bitter words with her mother, Esther, as the news of their loss spreads. Meanwhile, Vivienne eyes an aggressive land grab in Tsilanga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130239 +0000" stop="20260915140457 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mwalimu's brothers object to his final resting place as people start falling ill after the funeral. Vivienne and Max bend the law to get what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140457 +0000" stop="20260915150350 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vivienne takes a trip into the dark events of her past. Back in Nairobi, Akisa faces setbacks at work as a damning video of the mine lands on Joe's desk</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150350 +0000" stop="20260915160326 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kyalo galvanizes the village against Eco-Rock - with violent results. Akisa worries about Esther and returns to Tsilanga to check on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160326 +0000" stop="20260915170346 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Joe gets back in Vivienne's good books, at Kyalo's expense. While packing up the house, Akisa finds something from her father that changes everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170346 +0000" stop="20260915180411 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>At a pivotal event for her career, Akisa gets a distressing phone call from home that spurs her to drive from Nairobi to the village of Tsilanga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180411 +0000" stop="20260915190259 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Akisa exchanges bitter words with her mother, Esther, as the news of their loss spreads. Meanwhile, Vivienne eyes an aggressive land grab in Tsilanga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121239 +0000" stop="20260915123514 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower of Dr. Zalost - S02E25</title>
    <desc>A giant moving tower on wheels and (computer generated) legs shoots magical cannonballs that turn everyone in Nowhere green and sad. It is the work of the green-skinned Dr. Zhalost who wants to make everyone in Nowhere miserable like he is. He demands 33 1/3 billion dollars from the mayor. His assistant is a hunchbackish rat with a scar called Rat. Zalost gets the money, but he is still not satsified.
Meanwhile, Muriel is making happy plums. Eustace is mad the paper isn't delivered so he tries to get it, and after a failed attempt, he meets up with Zhalost's tower. It follows Eustace and fires cannonballs. Eustace isn't effected because he doesn't have much feeling. But Muriel is hit, so Courage needs to find a way to make her normal.
Courage hides in a pizza box that Eustace delivers to Rat. Courage finds piles and piles of cannonballs and he accidently realeases some and one hits Rat. Rat turns into a giant demon rat. Courage fires happy plums because Muriel said...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123514 +0000" stop="20260915125749 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muriel Meets Her Match / Courage Vs. Mecha-Courage - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A criminal lady named Maria Ladrones and her husband who is just a hand, (named Milo Ladrones) comes to Muriel's house when the TV needs fixing. Eustace goes in the van to watch their TV. For fun, Mariah says, she makes her hair like Muriel's and dresses up like Muriel. She steals Muriel's gift certificate and everything. When Mariah and Milo steal a diamond the police think Muriel did it because Mariah looked like Muriel. Courage must clear Muriel's name. / The science teen (or Di Lung as some call him) makes an ultra robot he calls Mecha-Courage. It takes Courage's place. Muriel and Eustace can't tell the difference, and they like Mecha-Courage better. (mostly Eustace) Courage challenges Mecha-Courage to a battle in the Roman Colessium! Mecha-Courage beats Courage good, but in the end, his battery runs out and he blows up. Courage is happy to be back with Muriel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125749 +0000" stop="20260915132027 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campsite of Terror / Record Deal - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Courage,Muriel,and Eustace are camping and two raccoons kidnap Muriel because they want a mother.Eustace is trying to capture the raccoons for a reward.The raccons end up capturing him, to have for company and watch televison with him. Courage and Muriel return home. / While Eustace is driving home,Shirley the Medium throws out a Velvet Vic record when doing some spring cleaning and Eustace plays the record Velvet Vic comes out and then Muriel becomes trapped in the record and Courage has to get her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132027 +0000" stop="20260915134315 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather / The Sandman Sleeps - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A storm goddess who always has a raincloud around her, comes to the Bagge house. She's looking for her dog, Duncan, who looks just like Courage. She wants a new dog so desperate she tries to steal Courage. Muriel argues with her, while the stormcloud destorys the house.Mr.(Charlie) Mouse tells Courage where Duncan is. Courage looks for Duncan and finally finds him in a sewer licking the God Bone. He gets him back and the goddess goes away and all's well with the exception that the house is still destroyed and Eustace was sucked up by the cloud. / The Sandman can't sleep so he steals Muriel's sleep ability and Muriel can't sleep for days. Courage takes her for a drive and hears the sandman's snoring and the sandman decides to give back Muriel's sleep because Courage found him his teddy bear, which helps him sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134315 +0000" stop="20260915140556 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Drive Courage / The Ride of the Valkyries - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While the computer downloads the recipie for a cold reminie soup for Eustace's sickness, it is infected with a virus who caputures Muriel into the computer.Courage must go in after her to save her and the computer.He saves her and Eustace becomes healthy again. / During a vacation to a viking location, Muriel is mistaken as the leader of a group of vikings! Courage now has to retrieve her before the battle against the trolls. One of the trolls and the valkyries get married and peace is settled between the 2 groups. Courage and Muriel attend the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140556 +0000" stop="20260915142837 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scuba-Scuba Doo / Conway the Contaminationist - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Courage,Muriel,and Eustace are scuba diving while on vacation and Muriel discovers little people.Eustance tells his mom about that and her company,Growth Industries wants to take the coral they live in to make wigs.Courage saves the little people of the coral and he goes down into there history. / A plane crashes down at the Bagge house.A guy inside the plane named Conway claimes by living in a dirty house you can live better, and pay less.The Bagge house gets full of garbage, and Muriel and Eustice get really skinny. The dirty atmosphere ruins their health. Courage turns Conway's plane into a big vacuum and sucks up the dirtyness in their house. Conway leaves, and Muriel and Eustice return to normal health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142837 +0000" stop="20260915145112 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katz Under the Sea / Curtain of Cruelty - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Courage and Muriel go on a much needed trip to get away from Eustace. They go aboard the Katz submarine and Muriel is put to work making tea. Courage is really not allowed on the ship but he sneaks into someone's suitcase and pretends to be a ventriloquist dummy. He finds out that Katz plans to sink the ship with everybody on it. Courage burps up bubbles and everybody floats to the surface to safety,except Katz who gets ate by a shark. / Floyd the bald guy (from the segment Hothead) decides to send a cruelty wave or ""curtain"" out into town and turn everyone mean. While Eustace,Muriel, and Courage are buying meats at the market. The wave hits. Its ineffentant on Eustace cause he already is mean. Muriel and Courage use fabric softer on there shirts so thats why they don't got mean cause there ""soft"".Muriel and Courage are taken to a prisoner training camp for being nice and Eustace is elected canadiate for Mayor.Courage finds the machine that sends o...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145112 +0000" stop="20260915151357 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feast of the Bullfrogs / Tulip's Worm - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A group of bullfrogs with no pond invade the Bagge house. Their leader is named Buffo. They build a pond on the floor and Eustace and Muriel have to act like frogs and will even be eaten. Courage sticks bees to flypaper and sticks it on the ceiling near the fan. The bullfrogs, thinking it's appetizers stick their tongues to it, but Courage turns the fan on which whirls the tongues around and Courage holds their tongues and tosses them away. All except for Buffo, who goes away and becomes a baseball player. / Two teddy bears in a spaceship land on Earth to look for a worm. One is quite handy with a laser gun. Courage plays the horn and it attracts a worm, which just happens to be the worm that the teddy bears are after. When Muriel won't tell them where it is, and the teddy bears blow up part of their house. The worm comes and it turns out he is a giant blue worm from outer space that eats the teddy bears as well as Muriel. The worm belongs to a giant...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151357 +0000" stop="20260915153641 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So in Louvre Are We Two / Night of the Scarecrow - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Courage,Muriel,and Eustace win a trip to an art museum in Europe. Muriel talks about how her mother aways said that Muriel aways looked liked the Mona Lisa. They go into the museum right before closing time and then get locked in. They fall asleep in their and when they wake up Muriel walks up to the painting of the Mona Lisa and gets pulled in. Then the Mona Lisa steps out of the painting (the plantets align and the portrait people switch places with real people) Eustace switches places with the thinker and Courage has to chase down the Mona Lisa so he can get Muriel back. The Thinker and the Mona Lisa go on a date into some portraits. Courage and Muriel enter a painting of what they say looks like there house (and it is) and they sit there at home wondering where Eustace is? / Courage,Muriel,and Eustace are leaving the county fair, they get chased off the road by a swarm of crows into a corn field. The car crashes into a scarecrow. Mur...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153641 +0000" stop="20260915155923 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mondo Magic / Watch the Birdies - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A magic kit comes to Courage's house and Courage preforms all kinds of magic tricks. After awhile, this magician named Mondo comes out to help Courage preform tricks. He makes Eustace go in the TV and for his last act he gives Muriel these wierd alienish eyes. Courage pulls off his skin to reveal Mondo is really a green monster. He says Muriel will transform into a monster like he is and marry her. Muriel is transforming, and Courage tries to get Dr. Vindaloo's help but Mondo turns Vindaloo into a cabbage! Courage's magic save the day by turning Mondo into a rabbit. / Muriel and Courage are feeding birds outside.Suddenly Muriel is taken away by a gigantic vulture! The vulture makes Muriel watch her baby birds (while she goes to look for a new husband) and if the birds feathers are harmed in anyway, she eat Muriel with a cereal spoon! Courage has to feed the birds and protect it from bees. Then a snake comes and starts to go after the baby birds but then go...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155923 +0000" stop="20260915162208 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishy Business / Angry Nasty People - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A lady fish or fishonnary comes to take Muriel, Courage and Eustace back to ""where they came from"". It turns out they really go to an underwater bio-dome becausea all life originally came from the sea. These three fish judges annouce them guilty of uncivilized behavior (sipping tea, wearing shoes, etc.). So they put them in a goldfish bowl with gills that let them breathe underwater. They have to act like fish and even eat fishfood! Courage must save everyone. / Benton Tarentella returns to make a show about ""angry nasty"" people with Muriel, Eustace and Courage. Eustace is the star because he's very mean. Benton literally takes Eustace's meaness and gives it a form! It's known as Mr. Nasty. Eustace and Mr. Nasty make lots of money and Muriel and Courage are mad because they always get made fun of on the show. So Courage makes Mr. Nasty angry and throws Benton into quicksand. Now Eustace is on a talkshow and loses his money to Mr. Nasty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162208 +0000" stop="20260915164451 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dome of Doom / Snowman's Revenge - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace is mad they he can't grow plants, so they buy a dome that covers the house.A salesman comes to Courage,Muriel, and Eustace's home to set up dome on top of their house so produce will grow there.When they go outside to pick produce it attacks them and takes over the house.Storms build up inside the dome. Eventually Courage thinks up a plan to destroy the man-eating produce and they end up eating each other.Eustace gets to keep some of it... and the dome is removed. / Muriel, Eustace and Coruage come home to find out everything is covered in snow!! They find the Snowman has returned!!!! He has a blue thumb he uses to freeze things. He puts a huge pole in their house, and it will blot out the sun, making it snow everywhere. He succeeds, but is still sad he doesn't have any of his snowpeople friends. He says the hole in the Ozone Layer melted them and the North Pole. So Coruage goes on a plane and literally sews up the hole in the Ozone Layer! The sno</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164451 +0000" stop="20260915170726 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quilt Club / Swindlin' Wind - S03E23</title>
    <desc>While shopping for quilting supplies, Muriel meets the mysterious Siamese-twin Stitch sisters, who invite her to join their ""quilt club""... if she can prove she's good enough! Muriel becomes obsessed with proving she's ""quilt club"" material, but when the Stitch sisters come over to initate her, they use their wicked magic to literally make Muriel into quilt material! / After Eustace cheats Shirley the Medium at the County Fair, she puts a curse on Eustace and Muriel that drives them to try and swindle each other every chance they get! Courage will have to convince Shirley to break the curse, by getting one of the two victims to do something nice for the other (in a roundabout way).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170726 +0000" stop="20260915173008 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Flan / Courage Under the Volcano - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Muriel and Eustace get hypnotised by a Flan Infomercial. The whole town of Nowhere gets hypnotised. They eat Flan's food product and get fat. Courage must stop Flan so he wouldn't make any more people fat and hypnotised.Courage makes Flan eat his own product and he gets hypnotised and fat himself. / While on vacation a tribe brings Muriel to a volcano to sacrifice her to the volcano god.To save Muriel, Courage must go under the volcano to save her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173008 +0000" stop="20260915175251 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beaver's Tale / The Nutcracker - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Bagge's yard gets flouded, Eustace and Muriel go for a swim. Everything is alright until the water rises too high and enters their house. Courage paddles around in the water to the town of Nowhere and stops when he sees a beaver putting up a dam. Courage trys to ask him nicely to stop building it because it ruining there home, but the beaver just hits him with his tail. Courage then finds out the beaver's real love is for music and not construction. The beaver starts to hit his tail as a rythem on the dam.Courage picks the string on his yo-yo, like an instrument. The beaver's tale constatly hiting the dam eventually breaks it. Courage's house's water level drys up to nothing. Muriel and Eustace then attend a concert in a local karaoke-type place to watch Courage and the beaver play their instruments. / Muriel,Courage, and Eustace head down to the local dump to look for stuff they might want. Most of it is just pure junk except this nutcracker they fin</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175251 +0000" stop="20260915181530 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumpledkiltskin / Housecalls - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Muriel gets a telegram, from her uncle Agnes,saying that all of her relatives died that knew a kilt pattern. Muriel is the only family member left who knows how to make it. He wants her to come to Scotland and make a kilt for him.Eustace refuses to go to Scotland, because he hates Scotland. Muriel and Courage go over to Scotland to help him. He takes them to a castle and tells Muriel to make a couple thousand kilts for his factory. She says no. Uncle Agnes suddenly admits he is not her uncle, then warns her he'll make her into a pie if she doesn't listen. Courage overhears a conversation of ""Agnes"" and his mother.He kicked her out for saying his real name to many times.Courage then plays a game of charades with Muriel in front of him so she will say his name. She figures it out and Rumplekiltskin (his real name) doesn't force her to make a couple thousand kilts. / A lonely doctor named Gerheart gets tired of being lonely in his run down old house. He invents</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181530 +0000" stop="20260915183808 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Le Quack Balloon / Windmill Vandals - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Le Quack is back,once again, this time in a hot air balloon. Muriel is geting ready to bake cookies when he arrives and is using a cookbook.Le Quack switches the cookbook to a Swedish cookbook when she is not looking, the cookie recipe now requires vinegar that is only in Sweden. Le Quack says he'll take Muriel to Sweden in his hot air balloon. It's all really a trick. He attaches Muriel to a bungee cord and makes her steal things when she comes down and up. Courage goes, leashed with Eustace and finds Le Quack's big plan is to have Muriel rob the Swedish piggy bank.Unfortunately for Le Quack it is garded by a General and cannons which shoot the balloon down.Eustace gets stuck in a cannon and it launches, he lands in the bathroom of his house and his head gets stuck in the toliet when he lands! He finds his glasses in there. Muriel and Courage escape from Le Quack and find the Swedish vinegar. / The windmill is broken. Courage finds that whenever the windmill stops... four armored skeletons on horseback come towards him! He finds signs on the windmill vanes and his computer says they are mystic signs made by the first owner of the farm house. Vandals who had a broken paddle wheel needed energy, so they tried to steal the windmill, but the owner put mystic signs on them to keep them away. Whenever, it stops, the ghosts of the vandals come back... and they want to cut everyone's head off! The windmill eventually gets fixed and the skeletons go away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183808 +0000" stop="20260915190044 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncommon Cold / Farmer-Hunter, Farmer-Hunted - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Muriel gets a terrible cold, and after a while, she sees a talking slug that wants help. Following directions, Courage and Muriel go to a swamp where there are slugs that are ruled by a snake named Big Bayou. He sheds his skin and makes the slugs make statues out of them. They say Bayou has a magic book that will free them and cure Muriel. Courage gets the book and cures Muriel. Bayou then comes after him, and he bites the book, and his venom magically makes the snake-skin statues attack him. Muriel uses her nail-file to free the slugs. / It's the first day of hunting season, and Eustace goes hunting to prove he's better then his dead brother, Horace. He uses Horace's old gun, a laser gun! Courage goes with him to makes sure he's safe. Eustace spots a bunch of deer and fails to shoot them. The father deer then gets his own laser gun and goes after Eustace! Courage says he can settle this by having a game show with the deer and Eustace called, "Hunt For Knowledge." The deer wins. Eustace tries to shoot him, but instead he hits a bear's lollipop. When he asks who shot it, Eustace takes the deer's antlers and says he's a deer. But then hunters come by and think he's a deer and shoot him. His head gets mounted on a car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190044 +0000" stop="20260915192332 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride of the Swamp Monster / Goat Pain - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Muriel buys a necklace at a store in which two pictures can fit inside. She puts a picture of herself and Courage on one side, and Eustace on the other side. After they leave the store, Eustace's truck crashes into a swamp. Muriel and Courage have to help push Eustace's truck out of the mud. Muriel loses her necklace in the swamp while pushing the truck. A swamp monster finds it, opens it up, and looks at Muriel's picture. He thinks it's his long lost bride swamp monster. He goes to the Bagge house and kidnaps her. He brings Muriel to the swamp in a wedding dress. Courage finds the real swamp bride and brings her back to him. Courage rescues Muriel. / Muriel's back starts to hurt, so Eustace takes her to Dr. Vindaloo because she can't make him any food in that condition. He tells them they must go to a top of Mount Nowhere, where a hot spring is located in order to heal her. Courage, Muriel, and Eustace head up toward the mountain. On top lives a goat, who has been neglected by humans, trashing his habitat, and draining up the spring. Eventually, he was the only one left, and now, he chases people off the island by hitting them with his horns. After the goat tells his story, he makes Muriel and Courage hold up gigantic rocks for torture. Courage then accidentally re-opens the hot spring and he cleans up the garbage. The goat and Muriel return to normal health by relaxing in the spring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192332 +0000" stop="20260915194618 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muriel Blows Up / Profiles in Courage - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After a missile explodes over the farmhouse, Muriel finds a giant carrot growing in her garden. After eating it, Muriel begins to expand. On TV, the General warns Nowhere about the missile and says only he can disarm it. Using a computer camera, Courage sees a carrot robot. Courage goes in and eats it, then gets burped out. As courage begins to expand, he goes to General, who goes inside Courage and disarms the carrot. Courage burps them up, only to have Eustace eat it. Because the carrot was not properly disabled, Eustace explodes. / At the fair, Muriel and Eustace get full size silhouettes of themselves. On the ride home, Courage notices that they are beginning to move. That night, the profiles take Muriel And Eustace's life to be human. After Courage shows them that being paper is more fun, they give it back. Their creator comes and realizes the silhouettes are happier being paper, and he thanks him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121027 +0000" stop="20260915123203 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl's Bathroom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girl's bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a cigar machine, a hair washer, and an enclosed toilet, where you can get a complete image makeover.
I Am Weasel: ""This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123203 +0000" stop="20260915123837 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Cow - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Space Cow: Cow and Chicken write essays on the jobs they'd like to have when they grow up. Cow wants to go into space, while Chicken wants to go into marketing. The winning essay's writer will get to have a day's worth of experience of their career choice. Cow wins, and she gets to help two astronaut fix the stuble microscope, while Chicken is runner-up, however instead of being actually marketing, he's a bagboy. The spaceship runs out of fuel, so Chicken goes into space to save Cow.
The Legend of Sailcat: Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.
I Am Weasel: ""Happy Baboon Holidays""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123837 +0000" stop="20260915124510 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of SailCat - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124510 +0000" stop="20260915130623 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugliest Weenie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cow writes a poetic play about a weenie, who is an outcast because he's not delicious looking as the other weenies. Chicken, Flem, and Earl think it's a crazy idea, but Mr. Fleur, the school's drama teacher decides to produce the play. Cow and Chicken's class get ready for the play, Flem has been cast as the Ugliest Weenie, a role was original given to Chicken. When Chicken sees that Flem get to play off the leading lady, Wee Wee, Chicken decides he wants Flem out of the way, so he can resume the part. But everytime he tries to get rid of Flem, he ends up hurting Mr. Fleur, until he's wheelchair-bound. The night of the play begins, and the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130623 +0000" stop="20260915132728 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugliest Weenie Epilogue - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy rolls onto the scene and welcomes the viewers back to the show. He then recaps the events of the first part and announces the start of part 3 of The Ugliest Weenie. An audience member then questions the lack of a part 2 and asks if the preceding I Am Weasel cartoon was part 2. Red Guy states it was part 2 of the show and they're now on part 3 of the show, AKA part 2 of the Ugliest Weenie. The audience member asks why the Red Guy is here anyway and Red Guy asks security to remove him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132728 +0000" stop="20260915133402 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken's First Kiss - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133402 +0000" stop="20260915134036 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squirt The Daisies - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134036 +0000" stop="20260915134711 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawnmower Chicken - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134711 +0000" stop="20260915135346 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow Loves Piles - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135346 +0000" stop="20260915140020 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headhunting in Oregon - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find ""head hunters"". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140020 +0000" stop="20260915140652 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and Queen of Cheese - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140652 +0000" stop="20260915141327 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffy the Anaconda - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141327 +0000" stop="20260915142001 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing Puddle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142001 +0000" stop="20260915142633 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capt. Butz Pirate - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142633 +0000" stop="20260915144809 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144809 +0000" stop="20260915145443 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tongue Sandwich - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145443 +0000" stop="20260915151617 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Date Chicken - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151617 +0000" stop="20260915153754 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sumo Cow - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153754 +0000" stop="20260915155927 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comet! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155927 +0000" stop="20260915162101 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Laundry - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162101 +0000" stop="20260915162735 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grizzly Beaver Safari - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162735 +0000" stop="20260915164911 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Came First - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164911 +0000" stop="20260915165545 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boneless Kite - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165545 +0000" stop="20260915171720 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buffalo Gals - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171720 +0000" stop="20260915172354 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow and Chicken Reclining - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172354 +0000" stop="20260915173027 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Inside - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173027 +0000" stop="20260915173700 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Cow - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdimen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173700 +0000" stop="20260915174334 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Karate Chick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174334 +0000" stop="20260915175008 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yard Sale - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175008 +0000" stop="20260915175641 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Lance Sackless - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175641 +0000" stop="20260915180315 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Afraid of the Dark? - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180315 +0000" stop="20260915180949 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad News Plastic Surgeons - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.</desc>
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    <title>The Exchange Stüdent - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Child Star - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.</desc>
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    <title>Perpetual Energy - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.
I Am Weasel: ""My Friend, the Smart Banana''</desc>
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    <title>Bad Chicken - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.</desc>
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    <title>Stay Awake - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.</desc>
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    <title>Can Cow Come Out &amp; Play? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.</desc>
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    <title>Horn Envy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Goin' My Way? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading "home"; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.</desc>
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    <title>Session #18: Speak Like a Child - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious package arrives, Faye disappears on a gambling binge, and Spike and Jet embark on a frustrating search for ancient technology!</desc>
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    <title>Session #4: Gateway Shuffle - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Faye teams up with Spike and Jet to track down a gang of space activists that plans on turning the human population into monkeys!</desc>
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    <title>Session #5: Ballad of Fallen Angels - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spike aims to collect the bounty on a member of the Red Dragon Syndicate, but his mission leads him into a deadly showdown with a face from his past!</desc>
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    <title>Session #6: Sympathy for the Devil - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The latest case for the crew of the Bebop finds Spike pitted against a young boy with a talent for the harmonica – and murder.</desc>
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    <title>Session #16: Black Dog Serenade - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jet teams up with a former partner to settle the score with the man who took his arm, but he soon discovers that memories can be deceiving.</desc>
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    <title>Session #17: Mushroom Samba - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After the Bebop crash lands, Ed and Ein’s search for food turns up some very expensive mushrooms with psychedelic side effects!</desc>
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    <title>Session #19: Wild Horses - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While Spike pays a visit to the man who built his ship, Faye and Jet go fishing for space pirates.</desc>
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    <title>Session #20: Pierrot Le Fou - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Spike takes a beating during a chance encounter with an indestructible assassin. While Jet searches for the secret to the madman’s power, Spike goes looking for payback!</desc>
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    <title>Session #21: Boogie Woogie Feng Shui - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Spurred by a cryptic email, Jet goes looking for an old friend, but finds his daughter – and a mysterious sun stone – instead.</desc>
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    <title>Session #22: Cowboy Funk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Spike’s attempts to apprehend the infamous Teddy Bear Bomber are maddeningly derailed by a mysterious – and clueless – cowboy!</desc>
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    <title>Session #23: Brain Scratch - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Faye goes undercover to collect the bounty on a deranged cult leader, but when the mysterious organization brainwashes her into a very deep sleep – she’ll need a little help from her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Session #24: Hard Luck Woman - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Faye and Ed discover clues to their respective pasts that could send the crew of the Bebop heading in very different directions.</desc>
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    <title>Session #25: The Real Folk Blues (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Spike and Jet are ambushed by members of the syndicate, and Faye has an unexpected encounter with a woman from Spike’s past.</desc>
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    <title>Session #26: The Real Folk Blues (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Spike finally finds the woman he’s been searching for, and Faye makes a surprising return to the Bebop. With the syndicate in hot pursuit, Spike seeks to end the reign of Vicious.</desc>
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    <title>Session #2: Stray Dog Strut - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bounty takes Spike and Jet to Mars, where their target, Abdul Hakim, is wanted for stealing a valuable lab animal. To avoid capture, Hakim has had plastic surgery to change his appearance.</desc>
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    <title>Session #1: Asteroid Blues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Spike and Jet head to Tijuana to track down an outlaw smuggling a dangerous drug known as blood-eye. Jet wants the bounty, but Spike has eyes for a far prettier prize.</desc>
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    <title>Session #3: Honky Tonk Women - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A night at the casino lands Spike and Jet in hot water when they cross paths with Faye Valentine, a stunning con artist wanted by the law – and the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Session #7: Heavy Metal Queen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew pursues a renegade explosives expert, and Spike crosses paths with a nameless space trucker that hates bounty hunters.</desc>
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    <title>Session #8: Waltz for Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spike gets involved with a fugitive who is willing to risk his own life to restore his sister’s sight. Can the Bebop crew save the day before tragedy strikes?</desc>
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    <title>One Day a Lemming Will Fly (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Criminal psychologist Fitz realises that Cassidy's confession is flawed, but he will not retract his statement. DS Bilborough needs to be seen to make an arrest and when he does, he incurs Fitz's wrath.</desc>
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    <title>To Be a Somebody (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The death of Albie Kinsella's father has a disturbing effect on him and soon after, he kills an Asian newsagent. With all the hallmarks of a racist attack, the police fail to make any headway. Meanwhile, criminal psychologist Fitz is trying to put some order into his personal life and, after sorting out his differences with DCI Bilborough, becomes embroiled in the case.</desc>
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    <title>To Be a Somebody (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Albie is intent on killing the same number of victims as died in the Hillsborough football tragedy, and targets a freelance female reporter. DS Beck stumbles upon him, but makes a tragic misjudgement, leaving Albie free to stab DCI Bilborough to death. It looks like criminal psychologist Fitz will be needed to resolve the situation before any more deaths occur.</desc>
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    <title>To Be a Somebody (3) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Following the murder of DCI Bilborough, the hunt is on for Albie. DCI Wise takes over the investigation and criminal psychologist Fitz is brought in to defuse a potentially fatal and explosive situation.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Crunch (1) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Schoolgirl Joanna Barnes, a member of a religious cult, is discovered to be having an affair with the married leader of the group, Kenneth Trant. When confronted about it, he and the other leaders abduct her and the police reluctantly call in criminal psychologist Fitz to help find her. When Trant's wife and sister discover that Joanna is pregnant they embark upon a vendetta against her that ends in attempted murder.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Crunch (2) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fanatical religious group leader Kenneth Trant discovers that his girlfriend Joanna is still alive and turns his attention to Dean, whom he trusted to dispose of her body. With Joanna hospitalised, DS Beck extracts a confession from Dean while criminal psychologist Fitz tries to get at the truth. He persuades DCI Wise to see Dean in his cell, but fears it may be too late.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Crunch (3) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The case ends with a final showdown in the group's church, where things reach a destructive conclusion.</desc>
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    <title>Men Should Weep (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>DS Penhaligon tracks a serial rapist who revels in his crimes, but during the course of her investigation she becomes a victim herself, which inevitably changes her relationship with criminal psychologist Fitz. When his wife returns, his life is thrown into even more chaos.</desc>
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    <title>Men Should Weep (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The police catch Floyd but criminal psychologist Fitz is unable to make a breakthrough before he has to be released due to lack of evidence. Floyd's audacity grows as he phones Fitz on his radio show asking how a rapist should cover his tracks.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
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    <title>Bananas, Pizza and a BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Volcano dough balls, banana tacos and a unique take on a BBQ are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
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    <title>Carrots, Burgers and Picnics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Carrot ice cream, Elvis burgers and rainbow falafel are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mushrooms, Cheese Toasties and Takeaways - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Arancini drumsticks, spam rice sandwiches and paratha pancakes are on the menu in the conclusion of the magical competition where food lovers make remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142756 +0000" stop="20260915151446 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strawberries, Hot Dogs and Birthday Parties - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Strawberry cheesecake chicken wings and hot dog profiteroles are on the menu as talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Apples, Spaghetti Bolognese and Brunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apples, spaghetti bolognese, a brunch fit for the Food Gods, black pudding dessert and giant rainbow ravioli are on the menu, as talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160115 +0000" stop="20260915164743 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomatoes, Chicken Pie and Afternoon Tea - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sweet tomato cake, levitating pies and an edible Bloody Mary are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164743 +0000" stop="20260915173408 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananas, Pizza and a BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Volcano dough balls, banana tacos and a unique take on a BBQ are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173408 +0000" stop="20260915182057 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrots, Burgers and Picnics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Carrot ice cream, Elvis burgers and rainbow falafel are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182057 +0000" stop="20260915190733 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mushrooms, Cheese Toasties and Takeaways - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Arancini drumsticks, spam rice sandwiches and paratha pancakes are on the menu in the conclusion of the magical competition where food lovers make remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190733 +0000" stop="20260915195423 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strawberries, Hot Dogs and Birthday Parties - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Strawberry cheesecake chicken wings and hot dog profiteroles are on the menu as talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121520 +0000" stop="20260915125515 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh Just Happens to Live Here! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, Calif.</desc>
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    <title>Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Rebecca learns that Josh has a gorgeous yoga instructor girlfriend named Valencia, she is determined to learn everything about her. Rebecca attempts to learn yoga, tries to get into the local nightclub Josh and Valencia go to, and finds herself becoming a little too obsessed with Valencia.</desc>
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    <title>I Hope Josh Comes to My Party! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get closer to Josh, Rebecca throws a housewarming party despite her lack of social connections in West Covina and a childhood fear of hosting parties. When Paula finally convinces her, the party turns out to be nothing like they anticipated.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Rebecca learns that Josh and Valencia seem as happy as ever, she goes into a spiral and vows to make healthier choices. As a result, when nice guy Greg asks her out on a date, she wonders if that is the path towards a happier life.</desc>
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    <title>Josh and I Are Good People! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After Rebecca and Greg’s disastrous date, Greg accuses her of being a terrible person in front of Josh. Rebecca takes drastic measures to prove she is a good person, which includes helping Darryl with his messy divorce. Meanwhile, Paula takes over the office as the boss for the day.</desc>
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    <title>My First Thanksgiving with Josh! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rebecca scores an invite to the Chan family Thanksgiving festivities, where Josh’s parents fall in love with her much to Valencia’s dismay. Meanwhile, Greg struggles with taking care of his dad and wanting to pursue his dreams.</desc>
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    <title>I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rebecca has a tough week after learning some news about Josh and someone surprising shows up to help her - Dr. Phil. Paula is pursued by an important new client Calvin and not just professionally.</desc>
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    <title>My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It is the holidays and Rebecca’s mom decides to come visit her in West Covina. Old habits die hard and Rebecca, eager to please her mom, embellishes some facts about her life, which all comes crashing down at a local holiday event. Meanwhile, Greg spends Christmas Eve with his mother and discovers he actually might be the problem relative.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Going to the Beach With Josh and His Friends! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Rebecca rents a party bus to take Josh's friend group to the beach in order to impress them. On the trip, she learns more about her new friends than she expected and makes a surprising revelation herself.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Back at Camp with Josh! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Rebecca finds out Josh is a volunteer at a camp for at-risk teens, she realizes it is the perfect opportunity to remind Josh about the amazing times they had together at camp. Meanwhile, Darryl tries to re-capture his youth by throwing a party, where Greg encounters someone from his past.</desc>
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    <title>That Text Was Not Meant for Josh! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Rebecca mistakenly sends Josh a text meant for Paula and takes drastic measures to ensure he never sees it. Meanwhile, Paula and her husband attempt to rekindle their relationship, only to be thwarted by Rebecca.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver with a Chainsaw - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Amy and Raquel go into hiding. As events spiral out of control, not even the girls' closest allies can be trusted...</desc>
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    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Amy must act when she discovers her best mate is harbouring a mean-mouthed, hell-raised demon.</desc>
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    <title>A Pine Fresh Scent - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Amy and Raquel's exorcism attempt has put them firmly on Callum's radar and he's keen to stop them.</desc>
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    <title>Shave the Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>What do you do when your best friend returns from the dead as a bloodsucking revenant? If you're Amy and Raquel, you take her captive...</desc>
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    <title>Penguin or Cow? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>How far would you go to protect the ones you love? Amy finds out as she and Raquel prepare to rescue Suzanne from Callum's evil clutches.</desc>
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    <title>Downward Facing Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Raquel goes on a date with Harry and discovers he's actually kind of kick-ass and romantic, but Amy is concerned - she can't shake the feeling that Harry's too good to be true.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver with a Chainsaw - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Amy and Raquel go into hiding. As events spiral out of control, not even the girls' closest allies can be trusted...</desc>
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    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Amy must act when she discovers her best mate is harbouring a mean-mouthed, hell-raised demon.</desc>
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    <title>A Pine Fresh Scent - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Amy and Raquel's exorcism attempt has put them firmly on Callum's radar and he's keen to stop them.</desc>
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    <title>Shave the Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>What do you do when your best friend returns from the dead as a bloodsucking revenant? If you're Amy and Raquel, you take her captive...</desc>
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    <title>Down the Rabbit Hole - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The mystery deepens: Did a crime occur? The obsessed descend on the Cecil hoping to solve the case and tumble down the rabbit hole of conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>The Hard Truth - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A long-awaited autopsy report arrives, but suspicions linger. Today, an unlikely target speaks his mind as experts weigh in on persistent mysteries.</desc>
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    <title>Murder on 42nd St. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bright lights, fear city: In Times Square, 1979, police stumble on a fiery "hotel room from hell" housing the bodies of two women.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Hunting Ground - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After another grisly murder, officers talk to sex workers and examine their clients' records. Meanwhile, eerily similar killings occur in New Jersey.</desc>
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    <title>End of an Era - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Days after a woman's harrowing escape, NJ police build a case. NYC officers connect the dots as trophies come to light. A daughter looks for closure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163716 +0000" stop="20260915172756 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Sees Anything - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Skeletons are found in a field — an area where women have disappeared since the 1970s — and a Texas community fears there's a serial killer at work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172756 +0000" stop="20260915181837 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Culture of Suspicion - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The case of a missing 12-year-old gets media attention, while more bodies turn up. Investigators have a profile of the killer and suspects emerge.</desc>
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    <title>The Reckoning - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pieces of the puzzle come together when an abducted woman jumps from a moving vehicle and new evidence from an old case points to a suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lost in Los Angeles - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The once-grand Cecil Hotel provides a nightmarish backdrop for the disappearance of Elisa Lam. Her final footage in an elevator triggers a viral hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mr. Scratch - S10E21</title>
    <desc>When three people implicated in murders claim they were attacked by a “clawed shadow monster” at the moment each crime occurred, the BAU searches for an UnSub who is controlling their minds. Also, the search for the culprit puts one of the team in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Protection - S10E22</title>
    <desc>When shooting victims are found in the Los Angeles area with possible links to criminal activity, the BAU searches for a vigilante UnSub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135437 +0000" stop="20260915143404 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunt - S10E23</title>
    <desc>When Kate’s niece, Meg, and her best friend, Markayla, are kidnapped, the BAU suspects an online predator engaged in sex trafficking who poses as a teenage boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Job - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The BAU is interviewing different candidates to join their ranks in the wake of Kate’s departure, including a forensic psychologist, Dr. Tara Lewis, who is eager to assist their efforts. Also, the BAU hunts for a serial killer who leaves behind distinctive evidence that points to someone intent on revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151617 +0000" stop="20260915155912 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witness - S11E02</title>
    <desc>When a Los Angeles bus is attacked with sarin gas, the BAU must act quickly to find the suspect before a larger-scale incident occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155912 +0000" stop="20260915164052 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Death Do Us Part - S11E03</title>
    <desc>When brides-to-be in Savannah are killed on the eve of their nuptials, the BAU suspects a jilted UnSub is at work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164052 +0000" stop="20260915172309 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S11E04</title>
    <desc>When three restaurant workers are killed in a robbery/homicide in Las Vegas, N.M., the BAU looks at a cold case that happened in the town six years ago for leads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172309 +0000" stop="20260915180325 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Watch - S11E05</title>
    <desc>When the BAU investigates incidents of bodies being incorporated into macabre graffiti art in Detroit, they suspect an elusive-yet-notorious street artist could be the UnSub.  Also, Dr. Lewis struggles to balance her relationship with her fiancé and her work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180325 +0000" stop="20260915184257 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pariahville - S11E06</title>
    <desc>When a woman is murdered in a small town in Florida inhabited entirely by sex offenders, the BAU faces a community full of suspects. Also, Lewis receives a career opportunity that may take her away from the BAU.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184257 +0000" stop="20260915192555 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Target Rich - S11E07</title>
    <desc>The BAU helps Rossi’s journalist daughter, Joy, investigate the disappearance of a college student. Also, the team is alarmed when Giuseppe Montolo dies in prison after he warns Morgan about the “Dirty Dozen,” an underground group of hitmen, and JJ returns from maternity leave.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>L.A. Jay - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jay is offered to write the screenplay for a new movie, Ghostchasers III, so he takes a break from his show to go to L.A. to write the new movie and experience Hollywood life but the movie producer isn't satisfied with Jay's script.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122737 +0000" stop="20260915125039 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Jay - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jay's boss, Duke, has just made a new invention, "Phillips-o-Vision" which alters movies to make them more "like-able". Jay is disgusted with Duke's invention but when Duke is discovered to have a fatal disease, Jay must find a cure for Duke's ailment.</desc>
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    <title>A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Marty fails to win an event at his school field day, he is feeling very low so Jay tries to improve his self-confidence by getting him interested in playing guitar and putting him in the school talent show. Meanwhile, Them Magazine names Jay "the wittiest man alive" so Duke offers to pay everyone who doesn't laugh at Jay's show $100 which doesn't go over very well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131324 +0000" stop="20260915133611 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uneasy Rider - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jay is asked by Duke to use his show to promote a new product, "Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco". Jay doesn't want to promote tobacco so he tears up his contract and quits. He finds a new career in truck driving where he is praised by the other truckers but starts to realize the importance of his other job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133611 +0000" stop="20260915135853 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig-Boy and His Dog - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Eleanor is bored and feeling depressed with her life so he attempts to become an author and write a book. She writes a children's book called The Fat Little Pig which Jay learns is modeled after him which does not leave him very pleased. Meanwhile, Jay tries to get along with his new pet dog.</desc>
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    <title>Sherman, Woman and Child - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jay's ratings are not doing very well and Duke is about to fire him so Jay is feeling depressed. His feelings become better when he meets a new girlfriend named Alice and her daughter Penny. Alice gives Jay tips on how to improve his show and her advice works. Jay wants to get to know Alice better but discovers she has a boyfriend whom she wants to reject but can't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142038 +0000" stop="20260915144236 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siskel &amp; Ebert &amp; Jay &amp; Alice - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After Jay attends the Academy Awards ceremony, Siskel and Ebert have a fight on the plane ride home and split up. Jay sees his golden opportunity to be a partner to either Siskel or Ebert but feels they weren't right to be apart so he tries to get them reunited.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144236 +0000" stop="20260915150457 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Hawke - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Jeremy Hawke's sister, Olivia Newton Hawke, visits New York, Jay meets her and is smitten with her which puts his relationship with Alice on the line when she begins to feel left out. So Jay then must decide who he really loves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150457 +0000" stop="20260915152716 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Song for Margo - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Margo gets a new neighbor, Johnny Wrath, who is the lead singer in the rock group, "Nuns in a Blender". Margo falls in love with him but doesn't feel the relationship is right when she finds him with another girl. Meanwhile Alice tries to find a suitable preschool for Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152716 +0000" stop="20260915154934 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Chunk to Hunk - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jay and Marty begin to feel a little big so they enroll in a weight loss camp. Marty loses a remarkable amount of weight which makes him feel more self- confident but when he is placed as the star in a school play, he doesn't feel his skinny self is right for him. Meanwhile, Jay receives a death threat from Belgian actor Jean Paul Le Pope whose movie he panned.</desc>
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    <title>All the Duke's Men - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Jay helps Marty become class president, Duke decides to have Jay help him become US President.</desc>
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    <title>Sherman of Arabia - S02E07</title>
    <desc>At Marty's slumber party, Jay is asked to tell his story in which he got caught up in the Gulf War. Jay tells how he was attending an Iraqi film festival and eventually was thrown in jail where he escaped and lead a troop of men across the desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163357 +0000" stop="20260915165621 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie and Ellie Get Lost - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Eleanor celebrate their 40th anniversary by going on vacation but the plane crashes and Franklin and Eleanor find themselves marooned on an island. Back in New York, Margo and Jay find out about their disappearance and discover they have willed Jay their entire fortune which Jay decides to put to use by cleaning up New York.</desc>
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    <title>Dukerella - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alice's sister, Miranda, comes to visit them which Alice is not comfortable with. Miranda must find work in New York so she joins "Mattress in an Hour" delivering mattresses. When everybody attends a party held by Duke, Miranda falls in love with Duke but is shy because of a wrinkle. She runs out on Duke at midnight and Duke must find the woman who fits her slipper. When it turns out to be Doris, Jay must get Duke and Miranda reunited.</desc>
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    <title>I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox.  Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review.  Does she truly care for him?</desc>
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    <title>Marty's First Date - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marty invites his Jay to career day at his school where Marty develops a crush on a Cuban girl named Carmen. They go on a date but when Carmen decides to fly back to Cuba, Marty follows her and Jay must get his son back.</desc>
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    <title>Dial 'M' for Mother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jay is considered to be one of the most unpopular men on Earth (ranking even worse than Adolph Hitler) so Duke attempts to spruce up the show to get more people interested. When this doesn't work, Jay decides to soften his image by going on the "Geraldo Show" with his mother but Jay gets an even worse reputation when his mother embarrasses him to the point where he tells her to "shut up".</desc>
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    <title>Miserable - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jay, noticing everyone in New York has a fiancee except him, begins to feel unloved. Things change when he goes to review the movie, Indecent Proposal II, and falls in love with the projectionist screening the movie. They arrange a date at her house where she is revealed to have an obsession with Jay to the point where she kidnaps him and ties him to a bed holding him hostage.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Deb Will Do You - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eleanor is determined to have her daughter, Margo, attend the annual debutantes ball as it is a tradition in her family. When Margo is reluctantly forced into it, Jay decides to accompany her. Meanwhile, Jay competes in his time slot against children's idol Humphrey the Hippo.</desc>
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    <title>Eyes on the Prize - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jay celebrates his 1000th episode but the episode is less than successful. Ratings get worse so Jay seeks image consultant, Adolph Hitmaker, for advice. The advice is unsuccessful and Jay is fired. Jay gets a new job on a show which teaches English for cab drivers but Jay is unhappy so he decides to win himself another Pulitzer Prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124442 +0000" stop="20260915132909 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vet Peeves - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer move quickly to save a canine bitten by a snake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132909 +0000" stop="20260915141337 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Zoo Fits - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer take Vet for a Day to the Zoo Atlanta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141337 +0000" stop="20260915145804 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tip Top Techs - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer help a laboring bulldog and an aquatic axolotl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145804 +0000" stop="20260915154231 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming Heroes - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer return to FVSU as Homecoming Grand Marshals</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154231 +0000" stop="20260915162659 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furry, Family, Friends - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer rush to aid a big tortoise with a cracked shell</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162659 +0000" stop="20260915171125 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vets Helping Vets - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer strive to aid the animals of service members</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171125 +0000" stop="20260915175553 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handle With Care - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer exemplify treating both ends of the leash</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175553 +0000" stop="20260915183957 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wolf and the Bear - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer help a rescued wolf and deliver ten puppies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183957 +0000" stop="20260915192401 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Heroes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The doctors at Critter Fixer attempt to outfit a duck with a prosthetic leg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125858 +0000" stop="20260915135729 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolferton Splash - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A young Princess Elizabeth marries Prince Philip. As King George VI’s health worsens, Winston Churchill is elected prime minister for the second time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135729 +0000" stop="20260915150048 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyde Park Corner - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With King George too ill to travel, Elizabeth and Philip embark on a four-continent Commonwealth tour. Party leaders attempt to undermine Churchill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150048 +0000" stop="20260915160224 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windsor - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With Elizabeth in new role, Philip tries to assert some power. Churchill wants to delay the coronation. King George’s disgraced brother arrives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160224 +0000" stop="20260915170215 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act of God - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When dense smog cripples London for days and creates a serious health hazard, Churchill’s inaction leaves him vulnerable to his political enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170215 +0000" stop="20260915175924 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke and Mirrors - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth rejects protocol by appointing Philip to coordinate her coronation, but his ideas create conflict. The Duke of Windsor returns to London.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175924 +0000" stop="20260915185936 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gelignite - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Margaret and Peter come to Elizabeth with a request. With a royal scandal about to break in the newspapers, the Queen Mother intervenes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185936 +0000" stop="20260915200015 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scientia Potentia Est - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As the Soviets test the H-bomb, both Churchill and Eden have major health crises. Angry about her inadequate education, Elizabeth hires a tutor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123109 +0000" stop="20260915131156 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Click Your Poison - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Special Agent Avery Ryan and her team investigate when a man dies after taking medication he purchased from a hacked ad on a medical website.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131156 +0000" stop="20260915135326 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost in the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The cyber team tracks a killer who hacks into a popular online game and tricks gamers into delivering illegal weapons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135326 +0000" stop="20260915143445 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bit by Bit - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Avery and the team investigate when a power outage in Detroit is used to mask a jewelry store robbery-homicide in which the jewels weren’t the target.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143445 +0000" stop="20260915151757 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Secrets - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Avery confronts the hacker who released her patients’ information when she was a psychologist, and Krumitz confronts the man who murdered his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151757 +0000" stop="20260915155958 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why-Fi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>D.B. Russell, a civilian specialist, transfers from Las Vegas to become the director of the newly created division of Next Generation Cyber Forensics. He joins Avery and her team as they track down the most dangerous cyber criminals, beginning with the hacking of a home security system that turns into a homicide investigation. Also, Avery considers moving to a new position within the hierarchy of the FBI, Krumitz is a witness in his sister’s trial, Elijah deals with a delicate family situation and more is revealed about both Nelson’s and Raven’s backgrounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155958 +0000" stop="20260915164328 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Raven's friend, Tracey (Lyndon Smith), is fired, evicted and her bank accounts emptied as a result of being hacked by a man she met on a dating app, Raven helps to locate the culprit. However, Raven asks for her team's help when the hacker is found dead and Tracy wakes up in a motel room with the murder weapon and no memory of what happened.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164328 +0000" stop="20260915172549 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brown Eyes, Blue Eyes - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When a police officer’s body camera is hacked and the incendiary video goes viral, the Cyber team is sent to find the truth and the hacker before the small town erupts in unrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172549 +0000" stop="20260915180917 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Crone - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Cyber team investigates a child abduction case based on the “Red Crone,” an online myth where an abductor lures children through an app on their phones. Also, Elijah’s aggressive behavior at work causes Avery to bench him, and romance is in the air for D.B.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180917 +0000" stop="20260915185158 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>hack E.R. - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a hacker takes control of all networked medical devices at a hospital in Dallas and threatens to kill one patient every hour if his demands are not met, the Cyber team must find the source and figure out how they accessed an airtight security system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185158 +0000" stop="20260915193253 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone in 6 Seconds - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A man is killed by a driverless car while drag racing. The investigation leads to a hacker who is cyber-hacking vehicles and using them as remote-controlled cars to cause deadly crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122059 +0000" stop="20260915124943 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Korean Bookie - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124943 +0000" stop="20260915133200 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133200 +0000" stop="20260915140153 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Blacks - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties he has no desire to attend</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140153 +0000" stop="20260915143149 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anonymous Donor - S06E02</title>
    <desc>It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt. This is J.B. Smoove's first appearance on the show as "Leon."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143149 +0000" stop="20260915150142 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150142 +0000" stop="20260915153132 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lefty Call - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls 'lefty'; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryl's environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153132 +0000" stop="20260915160016 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freak Book - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160016 +0000" stop="20260915163007 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rat Dog - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163007 +0000" stop="20260915170003 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The TiVo Guy - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leaving their friends to decide which of the pair to stay true to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170003 +0000" stop="20260915172950 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Word - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Larry accidentally offends Lorreta's Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeff's hospitalization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172950 +0000" stop="20260915175950 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Therapists - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175950 +0000" stop="20260915183513 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bat Mitzvah - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183513 +0000" stop="20260915190451 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funkhouser's Crazy Sister - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190451 +0000" stop="20260915193422 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vehicular Fellatio - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120936 +0000" stop="20260915123324 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin With the Yellow Hat - S14E13</title>
    <desc>While building sandcastles on the beach, George uses the Man with the Yellow Hat's hat as a bucket, but the waves take the hat out to sea</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123324 +0000" stop="20260915125705 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog's Day Off - S14E14</title>
    <desc>George helps Hundley build his confidence to meet his role model by finding the perfect game for them to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125705 +0000" stop="20260915132053 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mule Feathers - S14E15</title>
    <desc>George and the Man with the Yellow Hat farm-sit for the Renkins and believe that caring for the animals will be easy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132053 +0000" stop="20260915134433 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Train Birthday - S14E27</title>
    <desc>George and Hundley go on an overnight train trip that coincides with George's birthday, and as a treat the conductor allows George to drive the train when George and Hundley accidentally get off the train, the trip becomes a cross-country adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134433 +0000" stop="20260915140822 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Gets Slimed - S15E01</title>
    <desc>George makes homemade slime like a slug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140822 +0000" stop="20260915143210 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seesaw Saturday - S15E02</title>
    <desc>George and Allie find a tippy thing on the Renkins' farm; they learn about balance and weight on a seesaw using goats and flying chickens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143210 +0000" stop="20260915145551 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George and the Lost Puppy - S15E03</title>
    <desc>George helps watch the puppies at an adoption fair, but one escapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145551 +0000" stop="20260915151939 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gnocchi's Purr-fect Day - S15E04</title>
    <desc>Gnocchi gets a thorn in her paw and must rest to heal, so George straps on a cat carrier and heads out on the town to give her a perfect day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151939 +0000" stop="20260915154327 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S15E05</title>
    <desc>George spots a knight at a Renaissance fair and finds out what it was like to live a long time ago; eventually, he finds himself wearing a suit of armor, riding a pony and saving his friend to become the hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154327 +0000" stop="20260915160717 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked Out - S15E06</title>
    <desc>George is locked out and needs to learn how keys work in time to rescue his meatballs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160717 +0000" stop="20260915163106 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bark Suit - S15E07</title>
    <desc>George collects bark and discovers a stowaway beetle who needs to be returned, then makes himself a bark suit for the journey using The Man's jacket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163106 +0000" stop="20260915165447 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Count on George to Deliver - S15E08</title>
    <desc>While delivering boxes of Sprouts bars in his wagon, George discovers he's missing one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165447 +0000" stop="20260915171836 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Elephant - S15E09</title>
    <desc>George visits an elephant sanctuary in Kenya, but when a calf gets stuck in a mud pit, George needs some big help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171836 +0000" stop="20260915174226 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaf It to George - S15E10</title>
    <desc>George and Allie worry that snow will ruin their camping trip, but instead they wind up with a big, snowy surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174226 +0000" stop="20260915180614 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutting Hedge Technology - S15E11</title>
    <desc>George visits a topiary garden where big leafy bushes are shaped into animals and is inspired to create his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180614 +0000" stop="20260915183003 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonus Day - S15E12</title>
    <desc>During leap year, George wants to do something special on his bonus day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183003 +0000" stop="20260915185351 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Understudy George - S15E13</title>
    <desc>The Man is directing a play and George is an understudy; as George observes all the actors, he finds himself needing to play all the roles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185351 +0000" stop="20260915191740 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawaii - S15E14</title>
    <desc>George and friends take a Hawaiian vacation; Hundley accidentally drifts out to sea, taking George with him on a special journey where they meet new friends, experience amazing flora and fauna and use what they've learned to find their way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191740 +0000" stop="20260915194128 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneaky Shadow - S15E15</title>
    <desc>George uses shadow puppets as visual aids to help Allie tell her story at the library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194128 +0000" stop="20260915195421 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Scratch - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On their way to the museum, the Man with the Yellow Hat and George discover that Gnocchi the cat has been accused of scratching the booths in Chef Pisghetti's restaurant. George isn't sure that it was Gnocchi and sets out to solve the mystery. George uses reasoning to find out that the scratches he had seen on the booths were not like scratches he had seen Gnocchi make on the door and he uses pieces of food to measure the length and depth of the scratches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122232 +0000" stop="20260915124530 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edo Annihilated - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Earl's black orb of energy completely destroys Edo. The Exorcists are left in various conditions, though General Cross' group is more severely wounded. Lenalee, however, is protected by her Innocence, which once again encases her in a crystal-like form. This form catches the Earl's interest, and he sends Tyki, Skin, and the giant Akuma to obtain her Innocence. Kanda fights Tyki, Lavi and Marie confront Skin, and General Tiedoll confronts the giant Akuma. However, with all the Exorcists doing battle with the Noahs, Lenalee is left unguarded, giving the Earl a chance to obtain her Innocence himself. Just as he is about to kill Lenalee, a white arm stops him. The ark's gate is shown open, leading directly to Lenalee, where Allen and the Earl meet face to face once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124530 +0000" stop="20260915130827 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown and Auguste - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The battle in Edo continues. After greeting the Earl, Allen vows to protect Lenalee. The Earl retaliates and thus begins fighting Allen. During the fight, the Earl reveals some of his hidden abilities by turning Lero into a sword. Eventually, Allen hits the Earl with a Cross Grave attack, but the Earl seems unaffected. The Earl laughs and assures Allen that they will continue their fight another time, and he fires a purple orb of energy, which causes a massive explosion. When the smoke clears, The Earl, Tyki, and Skin are gone, and the Exorcists are in confusion. Inside the Ark, The Earl reveals to Tyki that both Allen and his Innocence are still alive. In Edo, the Exorcists seize their chance to heal and regroup. Despite General Tiedoll's warning of the upcoming dangers, General Cross' group decides to keep moving forward. Lenalee awakens and thanks Allen for trying so hard to save Suman. A pentacle suddenly appears on the ground, and Lenalee is kidnapped by Lero and disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130827 +0000" stop="20260915133124 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Key and Noah's Doors - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Lero kidnaps Lenalee, who is sucked into a portal. Seeing Lenalee disappear, Allen reaches into the portal and is pulled in as well. Lavi, Kanda, Krory, and Chaoji follow suit. Soon after, those who are left behind look to the sky and see a strange object in the sky; General Tiedoll and Bookman realize that the object is the infamous Noah's Ark. They are then attacked by a horde of giant Akuma. Marie attacks with Noel Organon while Tiedoll attacks with Art. Miranda, who is still tired from the previous encounters, tells Bookman that everyone's time is still inside her Innocence, but any new injuries that they receive will not heal. Inside the Ark, Allen and his friends see a projection of the Earl, who tells them that they will be deleted (along with the Ark) in three hours. The Exorcists race to find the exit that Allen had previously used. Tyki appears and tells them that there is an exit situated at the Ark's highest point, the top of a tower. Allen realizes that Tyki is the Noah that destroyed his Innocence. Tyki gives them a key to Road's exit door and leaves. The room that the Exorcists enter is occupied by the Noah, Skin Boric. Kanda, who recognizes Skin as the Noah targeting General Tiedoll, tells the others to go ahead and prepares to challenge Skin by himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133124 +0000" stop="20260915135420 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hunts Akuma - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Allen Walker and his golem, Timcanpy have recently arrived in London, planning to visit the Black Order Headquarters. Meanwhile, Officers Moore and Charles are investigating a supposedly haunted church. While searching this abandoned building, Moore and Charles are separated due to Allen's "kidnapping" of Moore. After he is handcuffed to a chair, Allen tries to explain his situation to Moore when Charles is suddenly killed. Since Moore was unconscious due to the attack, Allen is suspected of Charles's death. Allen attempts to tell the chief that an akuma killed Charles and that he would like to help. However, due to the disbelief of the chief, Allen is placed under house arrest while the rest of the police unit investigate the church themselves. During his stay at Moore's home, Allen explains to Moore about what is akuma and later on, he meets Moore's brother-in-law, Mark who is the akuma that killed Charles and countless others who visited the church. Upon investigating, Allen finds out that Moore's sister, Crea is the soul entrapped in the akuma. The akuma later kills the police units excluding Moore and later, Allen destroys it by using his Anti-akuma weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135420 +0000" stop="20260915141716 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Order - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Allen finally arrives at the Black Order Headquarters. Due to a misunderstanding, everyone thinks he is an Akuma. Yu Kanda confronts Allen and damages his anti-Akuma weapon. Eventually, it is resolved when Komui finds a letter of introduction from Allen's master, Cross Marian. Afterwards, Allen is allowed into Headquarters and is given a tour by Komui's sister, Lenalee Lee. After getting his arm repaired by Komui, Allen is examined by Hevlaska, an exorcist who is able to measure his synchronization ratio. In addition, she predicts that Allen will create a powerful "Destroyer of Time" in a dark future. From Komui, Allen learns more about the war between the Earl and the Innocence. Reever Wenham, the unfortunate assistant to Komui, is introduced in this episode as well. We also get a glimpse of Allen's "dark" yet comical past with Cross Marian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141716 +0000" stop="20260915144012 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Mater - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Komui wakes up from his nap, he assigns Allen and Kanda on a mission to investigate strange occurrences in the ruins of a town called Mateel, located in Southern Italy. An Innocence is discovered there, but it is in danger of being taken by the Akuma. There is a legend that a ghost roams Mateel, killing anyone who wanders near it. The ghost is somehow connected to the Innocence. Along the way, Allen talks to Toma, a Finder, who told him about how strange occurrences in history are usually related to the Innocence. Meanwhile, the Finders in Mateel capture two Akuma in barriers, but they are attacked by a third one. Shortly after the two exorcists and Finder arrive, they witness the Akuma attacking the last remaining Finders. While Allen runs to fight the Akuma and tries to save the Finders, Kanda rescues Guzol and Lala, whom the Finders protected in a barrier. During Allen's fight against the last Akuma, the Akuma evolves to Level 2. Kanda refuses to help Allen and leaves with the Mateel residents to a safe place. The episode ends with a stunned Allen being attacked by another Allen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144012 +0000" stop="20260915150309 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Man of the Soil and a Lonely Night's Aria - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Allen continues his battle with an Akuma that has leveled up and gained the power to take on a person's appearance and powers.  Meanwhile, Kanda hears from the "Ghost" of Mater the history of the town and the Dolls they made to cheer themselves up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150309 +0000" stop="20260915152605 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Me Hear the Lullaby - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The adventure in Mater draws to a close as Allen and Kanda discover the truth of who the Doll actually is and then battle the level 2 Akuma for possession of the Innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152605 +0000" stop="20260915154901 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Which Calls Forth Disaster - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On his way back to the Black Order headquarters from Mater, Allen meets a boy named Jean.  Jean and his friends have organized a patrol to search for Akuma within the town.  Allen warns the boy that this is dangerous, but Jean won't listen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154901 +0000" stop="20260915161157 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tombstone of Memories - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Allen's past is revealed as he confronts the Earl of the millennium, who wants to kill Jean for causing problems with his patrol and calling the Earl "a bad guy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161157 +0000" stop="20260915163453 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Order Annihilation Incident - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Komui's latest invention, Komurin II, is designed to make exorcists stronger. However, Komurin II goes out of control and starts hunting the exorcists within the Black Order. Its all the scientists can do as they try to stop the robot from capturing Allen, and despite his experience with Komurin I, Kanda refuses to help. Meanwhile outside of the Black Order, the Millennium Earl holds a dinner with several strange humans with golden eyes and crucifixes on their foreheads, one of which is a young girl with spiky dark hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163453 +0000" stop="20260915165749 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rewinding Town - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Allen and Lenalee are sent to investigate a town where the day of October 9th keeps repeating itself. Once there, they meet a woman named Miranda Lotto and thus learn of her significance to the strange phemonenon of the town. The Millennium Earl announces to his family, the Noah Clan, that it is time for them to head out and continue their mission, thus leading one of the Noahs, the young spiky haired girl Road Kamelot, to investigate the Rewinding Town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165749 +0000" stop="20260915172046 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Luck Woman's Innocence - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Allen and Lenalee resolve to help Miranda in order to prevent time from repeating itself. Unbeknownst to them, Road has been watching their every move and has special plans for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172046 +0000" stop="20260915174342 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miranda Lotto's Feelings - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The terrible realization that Road Kamelot is a human horrifies Allen, who cannot understand why a human and akuma work together. The talking umbrella Lero chastises Road for going against the Earl's plans, but Road points out this little incident was only to 'spice things up'. To prove herself as different from regular humans, Road stabs herself with Allen's Innocence, only to recover right in front of him quickly. She stabs Allen in the cursed eye, and makes to kill Miranda, but Allen rescues her. Through this Miranda has a realization about herself, which causes a reaction from the Innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174342 +0000" stop="20260915180638 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Snow Falls Over the Town - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Miranda's Innocence, Allen and Lenalee temporally recover and fight for survival against Road and her Akuma. Just when things seem to be going well, Road decides to torment Allen by ordering an Akuma to self-destruct, explaining that an Akuma who dies this way will never be saved and their soul will be forever lost. Desperately, Allen tries to exorcise the Akuma before it happens, but Lenalee stops him, and the Akuma explodes. The soul is seen begging for Allen's help, and he takes out his anger on Lenalee, who slaps him before telling him as a friend she had to stop him. Road laughs at the scene before leaving, and Allen tries to stop her, but is unable to bring himself to kill the Noah. Road leaves the dimension promising Allen that they will meet again. The Exorcists, along with Miranda, return to Miranda's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180638 +0000" stop="20260915182934 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With the Coat - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The battle with Road is finally over and Allen is unsure on his reasons for becoming an exorcist, but after meeting a new exorcist partner, Lavi, his sense of reason returns to him by understanding the significance of wearing the exorcist uniform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182934 +0000" stop="20260915185230 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leaf Of Revival - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda are sent to investigate a mysterious rapid snowstorm, which could be due to Innocence. Here they meet a young girl and her father, who is obsessed with finding something called The Leaf of Revival to bring back his dead son. Meanwhile, also searching for a possible Innocence in the same area are three Level 2 Akuma under the command of a Noah named Skin Bolic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185230 +0000" stop="20260915191526 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Snowstorm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda continue their search for the Leaf of Revival, which they assume to be the Innocence. After realizing it is Innocence after all, the three Level 2 Akuma attack to retrieve it from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191526 +0000" stop="20260915193823 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Millennium Swordsman - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While searching for an Innocence in Rome, Kanda encounters a mysterious swordsman named Victorio, whose power is unbelievably strong. When Kanda hasn't returned after a while, Komui asks Allen and Lenalee to go to Rome to investigate why Kanda is taking so long, thus they learn the history of Victorio and the Princess, whom he vowed to always fight for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121150 +0000" stop="20260915124211 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's Army - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Capt. Mainwaring decides to enlist women to the platoon to assist with the war effort. After initial interviews go rather less than satisfactory, a Mrs. Fiona Grey walks into his office and into his life. Mainwaring is flattered that Fiona not only has similar views to him about the war, but also is complementary about his persona.
He finds himself falling in love. Unfortunately the men very quickly realise and start to gossip behind his back and Fiona decides to leave, but can Mainwaring get to the station in time to stop her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124211 +0000" stop="20260915131308 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Test - S04E10</title>
    <desc>In a cricket match between the platoon and the ARP wardens, Chief Warden Hodges has a secret weapon up his sleeve: he plans to recruit Ernie Egan (played by England's fast bowler Fred Trueman), a professional cricketer. But all does not go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131308 +0000" stop="20260915134218 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wilson (Manager?) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After a promotion, Wilson moves to Eastgate to be manager of their bank and joins their Home Guard at the rank of First Lieutenant. His new life does not last long, however, as the bank is bombed the day he arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134218 +0000" stop="20260915141154 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uninvited Guests - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When the ARP Headquarters has been destroyed, Hodges and the wardens move into Mainwaring's office and the two of them start arguing over space. Later the chimney catches fire and they have to work together to put the fire out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141154 +0000" stop="20260915144603 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Idol - S04E13</title>
    <desc>While the platoon is at a training camp, Mainwaring gets drunk with the other officers during the night and misses the live grenade training the following morning. Later during the training one of the grenades lands in Jones's van and Mainwaring rides to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144603 +0000" stop="20260915151534 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asleep in the Deep - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The pumping station of the reservoir has been damaged by a bomb with Walker and Godfrey trapped inside. Hodges is determined to overrule Mainwaring's rescue attempt until it's discovered the structure of the building is very unsafe and they draw lots to decide who are going to be the ones to dig the stranded men out.
After successfully reaching Walker and Godfrey, the roof caves in and everyone but Jones ends up trapped in the underground bunker that is now filling rapidly with water. But does Godfrey have a solution that is more useful than asking to be relieved?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151534 +0000" stop="20260915154453 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Young and Beautiful - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Vanity swoops through the platoon after Parliament decides that Home Guard members who are not fit for battle must be reassigned to the ARP and ARP wardens that are fit and able should be reassigned to the Home Guard.

The platoon obviously doesn't want this to happen so resort to some rather shocking measures to fool the Area Commander into believing the men are suitable staying where they are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154453 +0000" stop="20260915161419 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Soldier's Farewell - S05E03</title>
    <desc>During the journey home after a night at the cinema, Mainwaring comes to the assistance of a clippie after Hodges accosts her. Later Mainwaring dreams of being Napoleon with the clippie as Josephine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161419 +0000" stop="20260915164204 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Rumour sweeps through Walmington-on-Sea that Wilson is seeing a young girl. He goes AWOL and is found drunk. It turns out that the girl is his daughter. Meanwhile Walker has taken delivery of pigeons that have been stolen from Trafalgar Square, and has to find somewhere to hide them. Then the platoon assembles for church parade. What could go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164204 +0000" stop="20260915171043 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Desperate Drive of Corporal Jones - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The platoon practices house clearing by using the office, unaware that the vicar and Hodges have got caught up in the action. Later during a live firing exercise the platoon is sent to the wrong map reference. When Jones discovers the mistake he drives to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171043 +0000" stop="20260915174107 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Cap Fits - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The platoon is given a lecture on the German army but because Frazer keeps on complaining, Mainwaring makes him Acting CO of the platoon. Later, when the Colonel asks the platoon to attend a dinner, Mainwaring has to play the bagpipes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174107 +0000" stop="20260915181101 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King Was in His Counting House - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Capt. Mainwaring holds a party at his house for the platoon the bank is hit by a German bomb. After guarding the money all night he has to find a way to transport it to the Eastgate branch for safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181101 +0000" stop="20260915184036 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All is Safely Gathered In - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Godfrey asks for a holiday from the platoon in order to help an old girlfriend who runs a farm to bring in the harvest. Recognising it as vital to the war effort, Mainwaring assigns the whole platoon to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184036 +0000" stop="20260915190936 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Did You Last See Your Money? - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Jones arrives at the bank to deposit £500 from local shopkeepers for the servicemen's canteen, he realises his packet contains half a pound of sausages instead of the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190936 +0000" stop="20260915193827 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain versus Brawn - S05E10</title>
    <desc>During an exercise Mainwaring and the platoon have to find a way to gain access to an ammunition dump. After dressing up as firemen they are called to a real fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123044 +0000" stop="20260915130220 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hugh Evans - S26E63</title>
    <desc>Republican lawmakers in several states go on an anti-voting blitz, Roy Wood Jr. celebrates the contributions of Black journalists, and humanitarian Hugh Evans discusses Global Citizen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130220 +0000" stop="20260915133517 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andra Day - S26E64</title>
    <desc>Trevor highlights racial inequity in vaccine distribution, Dulce Sloan examines the stereotype of the strong Black woman, and Andra Day discusses “The United States vs. Billie Holiday.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133517 +0000" stop="20260915140659 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin Garnett - S26E65</title>
    <desc>Desi Lydic reveals her most embarrassing tattoos, Trevor examines America’s outdated and extremely vulnerable power grid, and NBA star Kevin Garnett discusses his memoir “KG: A to Z.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140659 +0000" stop="20260915143954 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marlee Matlin - S26E66</title>
    <desc>Trevor covers CPAC 2021, Roy Wood Jr. and Jaboukie Young-White try to replace Atlantic City’s Trump Plaza after its demolition, and Marlee Matlin discusses her short film “Feeling Through.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143954 +0000" stop="20260915151333 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Kinzinger &amp; H.E.R. - S26E67</title>
    <desc>Rep. Madison Cawthorn faces sexual harassment allegations, Rep. Adam Kinzinger discusses the future of the GOP, and singer-songwriter H.E.R. talks about her song “Fight for You.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151333 +0000" stop="20260915154515 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly Marie Tran - S26E68</title>
    <desc>Trevor looks at the state of minimum wage in the U.S, Leo Deblin (Roy Wood Jr.) introduces his unique streaming service, and actor Kelly Marie Tran discusses “Raya and the Last Dragon.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154515 +0000" stop="20260915161926 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Kiwanuka - S26E69</title>
    <desc>Fox News slams President Biden for numerous pseudo-scandals, Trevor explores the history of America’s first ladies, and singer-songwriter Michael Kiwanuka talks about his album “Kiwanuka.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161926 +0000" stop="20260915165408 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eddie Murphy - S26E70</title>
    <desc>Governor Andrew Cuomo’s harassment scandal mounts, Jaboukie Young-White discusses COVID-19 vaccines with Dr. Peter Hotez, and Eddie Murphy talks about his sequel movie “Coming 2 America.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165408 +0000" stop="20260915172645 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebecca Carroll &amp; Precious Lee - S26E71</title>
    <desc>Former presidents try to convince Americans to get COVID-19 vaccinations, Rebecca Carroll discusses “Surviving the White Gaze,” and Precious Lee talks about her trailblazing modeling career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172645 +0000" stop="20260915180019 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cynthia Erivo - S26E72</title>
    <desc>Trevor explores the history of the Senate filibuster, a mass shooter in the Atlanta area kills several Asian women, and actor and singer Cynthia Erivo discusses her role in “Genius: Aretha.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180019 +0000" stop="20260915183428 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arsenio Hall - S26E73</title>
    <desc>Trevor reports on COVID-19 concerns from around the world, Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. introduce the Bracket of Bulls**t: Pandemic Edition, and Arsenio Hall discusses “Coming 2 America.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183428 +0000" stop="20260915190738 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michelle Obama - S26E74</title>
    <desc>The British royal family announces plans for a diversity chief, the NCAA faces sexism allegations, and former first lady Michelle Obama discusses “Waffles + Mochi” and Pass the Love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190738 +0000" stop="20260915194008 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric Andre - S26E75</title>
    <desc>Trevor covers heartwarming news during the pandemic, Desi Lydic explores the history of on-screen female orgasms, and comedian Eric Andre talks about his prank-based movie “Bad Trip.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123145 +0000" stop="20260915131326 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt &amp; Innocence - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Peace among the Ewings is threatened when catastrophe strikes and Christopher’s technology is believed to be the cause. As Bobby struggles to keep the family together, Sue Ellen reaches out to an old friend for help. Meanwhile, Pamela’s mother, Afton Cooper, returns to Dallas to take care of her daughter. And Emma is put in the middle of her father and grandmother’s relationship, pushing her closer to Drew, who’s wrestling with a dark secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131326 +0000" stop="20260915135507 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Me In - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A conspiracy emerges intent on keeping Christopher to blame for recent events and to cripple Ewing Energies. The Ewings' investigation into this conspiracy brings revelations in line with J.R.'s masterpiece and introduces a new adversary into the mix. John Ross and Pamela bond as he helps her comes to terms with a personal issue just as Christopher and Elena's relationship takes a turn. Meanwhile, Ryland makes a move against Drew to protect Emma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135507 +0000" stop="20260915143518 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call To Arms - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the clock ticking in the wake of Cliff and Ryland putting Ewing Energies on the verge of collapse, the Ewings battle back with J.R.'s masterpiece to guide them. Christopher and John Ross attempt to bring Pamela into the fold by turning her against her father, but at the risk of alienating her completely. Meanwhile, Bobby is on the brink of exposing Ryland's crimes as Emma and Drew's relationship continues to fracture, and Christopher closes in on finding his mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143518 +0000" stop="20260915151618 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love &amp; Family - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After Pamela proves her loyalty to John Ross, he goes out on a limb to let her in on J.R.’s master plan. But when Christopher’s suspicions about her seem to be right, John Ross begins to question if his trust was misplaced, leading Pamela to show her mettle in game-changing fashion. Meanwhile, Drew confides in Elena about a dark secret that leaves her forced to choose between her family and her love for Christopher. And Bobby continues his fight to keep Ewing Energies out of Cliff Barnes’ hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151618 +0000" stop="20260915155739 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt By Association - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When John Ross and Pamela make a shocking discovery about an enemy’s whereabouts the night J.R. was killed, Bobby is compelled to reveal more of J.R.’s master plan to them and ask for their help in a surprising way. Meanwhile, Christopher heads out to search for his mother, but as an unexpected secret comes to light, a rift drives Christopher and Elena apart. At the same time, Sue Ellen makes an impassioned plea to convince Ken Richards (Lee Majors) to do the right thing, even though it may have dire consequences for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155739 +0000" stop="20260915164117 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacies - S02E15</title>
    <desc>In the electrifying second season finale, the Ewings unite to execute J.R.’s master plan. Twists and turns abound as each family member tries to ensure its success in ways that would make even a scoundrel like J.R. Ewing proud. When the shocking answer to the question “Who killed J.R.?” is finally revealed, the stage is deliciously set for new alliances and new battles to begin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164117 +0000" stop="20260915172327 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Having vanquished Cliff Barnes and taken over his company, the Ewings are united, with Sue Ellen planning a wedding for John Ross and Pamela. But solidarity among them can only last for so long. John Ross quickly gets into conflict with Bobby over their joint ownership of Southfork Ranch, while also putting his marriage at risk as he enters into an illicit liaison with Emma. Meanwhile, Christopher’s relationship with Elena seems irreparable as Elena returns to Dallas with her own secret agenda for justice. As the betrayals mount, the arrival of a mysterious stranger puts everyone’s plans at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172327 +0000" stop="20260915180536 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Me - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On the heels of Nicolas' arrival, John Ross goes to great lengths to keep his plans for Ewing Global moving forward, locking horns with Bobby in the process. Meanwhile, Sue Ellen's suspicions of John Ross' infidelity threaten to derail her alliance with her son. Harris Ryland's surprise return creates concern, and Emma enlists the help of her grandmother. Bobby and Ann's investigation into Ryland's release from jail leads to a shocking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180536 +0000" stop="20260915184715 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing Chicken - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The race to secure capital for the impending Arctic Lease auction has Bobby scrambling to outmaneuver John Ross' efforts to frack on Southfork. While Nicolas and Elena's partnership heats up, Christopher makes a startling discovery about Nicolas' past, and Emma's games put John Ross and Pamela's upcoming wedding in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184715 +0000" stop="20260915192852 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lifting the Veil - S03E04</title>
    <desc>It's wedding day at Southfork and Afton, Ray and Lucy return for the occasion. The only one missing is the groom, John Ross, who's skipped out to strike a deal with a family adversary. Meanwhile, Christopher returns from Mexico to witness Nicolas and Elena's relationship deepening, and to his surprise finds a new burgeoning romantic connection. As Pamela wonders what's keeping John Ross from the nuptials, Sue Ellen fears it's Emma and contemplates stopping the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121501 +0000" stop="20260915124009 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill-Men of the Rising Sun - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Allied Air Support surrounding China is being thrashed by Japanese Zero fighters piloted by robotic super-soldiers and, to make matters worse, Japan itself has completely vanished off the map. Danger 5 sets off in their Danger Fighters to give the Japanese some healthy competition. But even our heroes are no match for the deadly robo-pilots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124009 +0000" stop="20260915130508 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130508 +0000" stop="20260915133027 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133027 +0000" stop="20260915135514 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135514 +0000" stop="20260915142027 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142027 +0000" stop="20260915144531 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Hitler - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Hitler has infiltrated a high school in the American mid-west in search of a female senior student.

His motives are unknown.

Danger 5 are forced to go undercover and back to school, where Tucker’s teaching skills are pushed to the limit, Pierre’s coolness is put to the test and Jackson is hunted by a ruby-eyed wolf man with a machine gun and a grudge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144531 +0000" stop="20260915151046 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Lizardmen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 are fugitives in Metro City, wrongfully accused of kidnapping high school senior Holly De Palma.

Hitler has infiltrated the police and leads the hunt for Danger 5 but little does he know that his own people are working against him: Joseph Mengele and his sinister accomplice Mr. Pedro are plotting a scheme, which involves the return of some scaly prehistoric bad-guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151046 +0000" stop="20260915153602 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being abducted by Mr. Pedro, Hitler is taken captive in the Vatican. A gang of surviving Nazi war criminals have formed a mutiny against Hitler and plan to hijack Catholicism in a bid for world domination. Pierre's faith is put to the test as he fights to save Christmas from the Nazis. Meanwhile Tucker retreats into a fantasy world, Ilsa encounters an old flame and McKenzie investigates Holly's newfound ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153602 +0000" stop="20260915160101 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Dead - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hitler comes back from the dead as a zombie, and he's brought a horde of Nazis with him. As he continues his quest for Holly, Ilsa seeks revenge against Khrushchev for throwing her over, and McKenzie must pump or die when Claire's zombie head bites him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160101 +0000" stop="20260915162607 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Fuhrer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 go back to World War II in an attempt to stop Hitler from changing the fabric of time. Ignoring the perils of messing with the space-time continuum, Tucker is dead set on changing the course of history for his own selfish motives while Pierre suffers the consequences. Jackson and Ilsa have a run-in with their past selves and share advice on the future. Meanwhile Hitler is holding Colonel Chestbridge hostage in his mountain lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162607 +0000" stop="20260915165103 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Hitlerland - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In the final instalment of Danger 5, the team find themselves in an alternate future where Hitler is undisputed ruler of the universe. In Hitlerland everyone speaks German, everyone loves dogs and worst of all, everything is vegetarian! Danger 5 embark on a quest across space dodging Hitler’s deception at every turn. They encounter old friends, new foes and a talking pelican on this epic quest to save the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165103 +0000" stop="20260915171625 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Danced for Hitler - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the first episode, Danger 5 must find out why Hitler has been abducting the world's national monuments with a squad of zeppelins. Claire poses as a dancer at Hitler's birthday party while Pierre is reunited with a lover from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171625 +0000" stop="20260915174203 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Nazi dinosaurs are turning up all over the European front, devouring their way through the Allied war effort. Danger 5 heads to Belgium to investigate and has a series of close shaves with a trigger-happy Triceratops and a perverted Nazi Pterodactyl. When Claire traces the dinosaurs to Antarctica, Danger 5 embarks on a journey to the South Pole where they encounter the sinister Dr Mengele.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174203 +0000" stop="20260915180712 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill-Men of the Rising Sun - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Allied Air Support surrounding China is being thrashed by Japanese Zero fighters piloted by robotic super-soldiers and, to make matters worse, Japan itself has completely vanished off the map. Danger 5 sets off in their Danger Fighters to give the Japanese some healthy competition. But even our heroes are no match for the deadly robo-pilots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180712 +0000" stop="20260915183211 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183211 +0000" stop="20260915185730 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185730 +0000" stop="20260915192217 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192217 +0000" stop="20260915194730 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120820 +0000" stop="20260915123046 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Penfold in My Suit - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Penfold puts on Danger Mouse's suit and can't get out. From then on everyone thinks he is Danger Mouse. Later, DM and Penfold go to Bratislavakia to find out why all the countries of Central Europe have swapped places. There they fall fowl of a mystical stone that causes people to swap bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123046 +0000" stop="20260915125312 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rhyme and Punishment - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Crumhorn ""Ka-zonks"" DM and Penfold into a hallucinatory world in an attempt to drive them crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125312 +0000" stop="20260915131539 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Fright! - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback attempts to take over England with his latest invention...an army of remote control, allergy causing pillows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131539 +0000" stop="20260915133808 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Duty - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Crumhorn invents a chemical that allows him to create land sharks to terrorize London. Things get even more complicated when Penfold gets into the formula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133808 +0000" stop="20260915140032 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intergalactic 147 - S10E07</title>
    <desc>A giant spaceship is spotted heading for Earth. It's part of the ""Intergalactic 147"" snooker game and it wants to put the Earth into a black hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140032 +0000" stop="20260915142309 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Robots - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse discovers that Baron Greenback is behind a wave of attack robots that have been going after agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142309 +0000" stop="20260915143433 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Stole the Bagpipes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold travel to Scotland to keep Greenback from destroying the world with music from all the world's bagpipes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143433 +0000" stop="20260915144611 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble with Ghosts - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback captures Colonel K and has the Colonel send Danger Mouse and Penfold on holiday to a haunted castle in Transylvania.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144611 +0000" stop="20260915145732 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Greenback steals a growth serum from Professor Skwakencluck and with it creates giant chickens to take over the world. And for once Penfold saves the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145732 +0000" stop="20260915150856 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martian Misfit - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback creates a `Martian' to keep Danger Mouse busy while he sets out on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150856 +0000" stop="20260915152024 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream Machine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Greenback drives Danger Mouse and Penfold crazy with his dream machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152024 +0000" stop="20260915153157 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Bungle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A fall causes Penfold to think he is the Lord of the Jungle, when he and Danger Mouse try to find out why elephants are being turned into sugar cubes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153157 +0000" stop="20260915154317 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die Laughing - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Greenback is causing the world's leaders to laugh themselves to death in his latest plot to become ruler of the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154317 +0000" stop="20260915155447 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Machines - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Greenback kidnaps Penfold to lure Danger Mouse into a spaceship and send both of them to a planet ruled by machines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155447 +0000" stop="20260915160608 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Camel - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse must stop Greenback who has stopped the Earth's rotation which in turn has canceled gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160608 +0000" stop="20260915161738 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Plague of Pyramids - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse discovers Greenback is behind a plague of pyramids which are popping up all over England and threatening to sink England.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161738 +0000" stop="20260915162851 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Custard - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse travels to outer space to find a custard mite and bring him to Earth after Greenback floods the world in instant custard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162851 +0000" stop="20260915164022 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aliens capture Danger Mouse and Penfold for use in an experiment when they journey to the Bermuda Triangle on the trail of Baron Greenback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164022 +0000" stop="20260915165124 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback tells Danger Mouse that he will go straight if Danger Mouse beats him in a duel and if Danger Mouse promises to quit his job if he is the loser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165124 +0000" stop="20260915170238 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day of the Suds - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Washing machines under the control of Greenback threaten to destroy London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170238 +0000" stop="20260915171358 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback has stolen a bad luck charm for use in a bad luck ray. Danger Mouse manages to get it and attempts to give it back to the original owners who don't really want it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171358 +0000" stop="20260915172534 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Four Tasks of Danger Mouse - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Greenback kidnaps Penfold to get Danger Mouse to bring him four ingredients needed for an evil spell. Danger Mouse meets Count Duckula when one ingredient turns out to be the feather of a vampire duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172534 +0000" stop="20260915174323 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion of Colonel 'K' - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Greenback shrinks himself and enters Colonel K's body to learn all of the Colonel's secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174323 +0000" stop="20260915180155 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger Mouse Saves the World...Again - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse is captured by Greenback when Greenback threatens to destroy all the world's signposts, and is subjected to a brain picker to remove all his thoughts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180155 +0000" stop="20260915181910 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Ball Runaround - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback is determined to steal plans that Danger Mouse and Penfold are transporting from Australia to London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181910 +0000" stop="20260915183029 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strange Case of the Ghost Bus - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse is sent to the Indian Ocean to investigate several ship sinkings caused by ghost-like buses that vanish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183029 +0000" stop="20260915184152 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip to America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse travels to the United States where he teams up with a Texan to defeat Greenback, who has shrunk and stolen the world's greatest buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184152 +0000" stop="20260915190059 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild, Wild, Goose Chase - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse finds a computerized hideout locator which leads him to Baron Greenback's hideouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190059 +0000" stop="20260915191954 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Count Duckula - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Agent 57, the master of disguise, helps Danger Mouse defeat Count Duckula who has teamed up with Greenback to turn Parliament show-biz crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191954 +0000" stop="20260915193840 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demons Aren't Dull - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Demon from the 4th dimension dares Danger Mouse to stop him from stealing famous buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193840 +0000" stop="20260915195626 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>150 Million Years Lost - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse must rescue Penfold after Professor Squakencluck's time machine sends Penfold back in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121027 +0000" stop="20260915122213 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Can't Get What He Wants - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dad assures Daniel that it's ok to feel frustrated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122213 +0000" stop="20260915124844 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighttime in the Neighborhood - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Two Segments: Daniel and friends attend a pajama party at the library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124844 +0000" stop="20260915130030 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Neighborhood Storm - S02E24</title>
    <desc>After the storm passes, Daniel and his friends are shocked by the damage done to the neighbood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130030 +0000" stop="20260915131216 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret's First Chime Time - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Tigers take Margaret to the clock factory for her first "chime time" and, on the way, Daniel notices how other families spend time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131216 +0000" stop="20260915132402 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiger Family Fun - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Tigers visit the Enchanted Garden, where they join Miss Elaina's family for one of their traditions: pick-your-own-dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132402 +0000" stop="20260915133547 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Snowball - S02E27</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood comes together to search for Snowball, the class pet, when he goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133547 +0000" stop="20260915134733 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Neighbors Help - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The neighbors look in on the Tigers when the family falls ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134733 +0000" stop="20260915135919 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Makes A Mistake - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Daniel accidentally knocks a basket of objects off the table.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135919 +0000" stop="20260915141104 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baking Mistakes - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Daniel and Prince Wednesday learn that they can try to fix their mistakes and learn from them too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141104 +0000" stop="20260915142250 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Thinks of Others - S02E31</title>
    <desc>While making a picture for his family, Daniel ends up using ALL of the glitter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142250 +0000" stop="20260915143436 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Thinks of What Margaret Needs - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Oh no! Daniel and Miss Elaina want to play their musical instruments but Margaret needs to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143436 +0000" stop="20260915144621 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Takes Care of Snowball - S02E33</title>
    <desc>It's Daniels turn to take care of Snowball, the class pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144621 +0000" stop="20260915145807 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret's Bathtime - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Daniel is at home playing with his toy horse when Mom asks him to help her give Margaret a bath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145807 +0000" stop="20260915150953 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends and Feelings - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Prince Wednesday won't stop pretending to be a scary bear and this makes Daniel feel mad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150953 +0000" stop="20260915152138 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Day of Many Feelings - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Daniel identifies his many feelings as the day unfolds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152138 +0000" stop="20260915153324 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel and Margaret Visit the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his family are visiting a farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153324 +0000" stop="20260915154510 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fireflies and Fireworks - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his family are having a picnic to watch the fireworks. Margaret gets scared of them, but she knows she can grab her big brother's hand when she is scared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154510 +0000" stop="20260915155655 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Red Sweater for Daniel - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Daniel worries about how he looks when he has to wear a different sweater because his red one is in the wash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155655 +0000" stop="20260915160841 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher Harriet's New Hairdo - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Daniel is taken aback when Teacher Harriet sports a new hairstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160841 +0000" stop="20260915162027 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharing at the Library - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Daniel and O share a book that they both wanted to check out from the library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162027 +0000" stop="20260915163213 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Shares with Margaret - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Grandpere gives Daniel a special sticker book that Margaret wants to play with, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163213 +0000" stop="20260915165841 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Allergy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel discovers that he's allergic to peaches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165841 +0000" stop="20260915172509 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel and O's Road Trip - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Daniel and O pretend to go on a Trolley road trip, but they can't agree on where to travel to first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172509 +0000" stop="20260915175141 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lemonade Stand - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Daniel and Prince Wednesday are making a lemonade stand together. But when they don't agree about how to hand out the lemonade, they need to learn to express their mad feelings so they can find a solution?and provide lemonade for their neighbors!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175141 +0000" stop="20260915181813 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Bicycle - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Dad Tiger gives Daniel his old bicycle and Daniel is eager to ride it. Daniel quickly realizes that riding his bike is not easy, but even with a few bumps in the road, he keeps on trying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181813 +0000" stop="20260915184442 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Daniel for the Day - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Daniel Tiger is curious about what it's like to be King. There's only one way to find out? King Friday makes Daniel 'King for the Day'! On his royal mission, Daniel discovers that the most important part of being King is being kind to his neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184442 +0000" stop="20260915191111 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighters at School - S03E31</title>
    <desc>The volunteer firefighters of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe make a special visit to school. Daniel and his friends discover that a person can be many different things - a doctor and a firefighter - even at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191111 +0000" stop="20260915193742 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Fish Dies - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Daniel's pet fish dies, he begins to ask questions about what happened to help him understand what death means, and how to handle the emotions that often come with losing someone you love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121951 +0000" stop="20260915124050 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake of Hearts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jake suffers a mild heart attack, which makes Daria aware of his mortality for the first time. She then has to deal with his judgmental mom coming to stay with them while he recuperates, and Jake confronts his mom about the way she views his military-freak father. Meanwhile, a pair of obnoxious radio DJs broadcast from Lawndale High for the entire week, and Daria finds that the only way to make them go away is to shame them into leaving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124050 +0000" stop="20260915130147 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speedtrapped - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Daria finally gets her driver's license, and soon thereafter has to drive to a nearby town to bail Jane and Mystik Spiral (Trent's band) out of a traffic violation. Unfortunately, she makes the mistake of taking along Quinn, who gives their money to a handsome hitchhiker. Daria and Quinn end up having to work together to get that money back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130147 +0000" stop="20260915132310 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lawndale File - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A series of strange events--government agents visiting the school looking for anyone who's "different"; Mr. DeMartino getting arrested; Trent writing cheerful music--lead Daria and Jane to suspect alien presence at Lawndale. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding of something Mr. O'Neill says leads people to believe Daria and Jane are "atomic communists".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132310 +0000" stop="20260915134402 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Add Water - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Principal Li forces the entire school to raise funds by going on a casino cruise, on a run-down toilet of a ship. There, Quinn gets stood up by her date; Mr. DeMartino deals with his gambling addiction; and Daria and Jane try in vain to get some sleep. Eventually the ship crashes into a garbage scow; many jabs at Titanic ensue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134402 +0000" stop="20260915140513 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jane's Addition - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Daria and Jane are assigned a multimedia computer project, which is hindered by Trent's procrastination in coming up with music for it. Meanwhile, Jane starts dating a guy, Tom, whom Daria immediately sees as a threat to her friendship with Jane--until she and Tom have a talk about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140513 +0000" stop="20260915142604 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partner's Complaint - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bennett has the class get into pairs for a budgeting project. Daria, angry at Jane for spending so much time with Tom, pairs up with Jodie instead; meanwhile Jane pairs up with Brittany. Daria and Jodie try to start their own business, but have trouble getting a loan from a bank because of their age and possibly Jodie's race. Jodie gets mad at Daria when she is criticized for using her father's clout in order to succeed. Meanwhile, Jane and Brittany try to purchase a car, but the car salesman seems much more interested in getting a date with Brittany.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142604 +0000" stop="20260915144642 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Antisocial Climbers - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mr. O'Neill arranges a wilderness survival camping trip for the class, in order to experience firsthand the man-against-nature element of "The Call of the Wild". And experience it they do, what with Quinn's admirers electing to carry her bags instead of the food and supplies; Ms. Li ignoring student safety in order to get publicity from the trip; and a nasty blizzard that traps everyone in a cabin. Meanwhile, Helen and Jake stay in another cabin in the woods, hoping that their time alone will increase their level of intimacy and communication. They have trouble communicating until an injured and near-frozen Mr. DeMartino intrudes on them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144642 +0000" stop="20260915150729 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Lawndale - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin crashes his new motorcycle, injuring his knee. Temporarily unable to play football for the team (thereby also having to break up with Brittany), he can do nothing but feel sorry for himself, and the team goes on a massive losing streak that destroys the reputation of the school and the town. Taking a cue from Tom, Daria suggests that Kevin lecture to children about the dangers of motorcycles--which helps rebuild Kevin's self esteem, but does nothing for the team (whose replacement quarterback is a dangerous psycho). Kevin must make a decision: continue lecturing, or help the team out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150729 +0000" stop="20260915152819 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder, She Snored - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When members of the football team get suspiciously perfect scores on Mr. DeMartino's history test, he suspects that one of them stole the answers--specifically Kevin, who was on academic probation at the time. Mr. DeMartino threatens to fail the whole class unless the guilty party confesses, and Daria later makes sarcastic jokes about killing Kevin for ruining her otherwise perfect academic record. At home, Daria has a dream that Kevin was killed, and although numerous people have a motive, Daria is considered the chief suspect. She enlists the relatively useless help of "Upchuck's Angels"--seen here as the Fashion Club with voluminous hair--to prove her own innocence. This episode manages to poke fun at numerous '70s action shows, including Hawaii Five-0, The Fugitive, and, of course, Charlie's Angels (duh!).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152819 +0000" stop="20260915154851 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 'F' Word - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Mr. O'Neill has his students each try something they are sure to fail at, so that they can achieve personal growth. Daria attempts to have her parents ground Quinn so that she can't attend a fashion expo; Jane tries to dress fashionably conformist in an attempt to fit in; Kevin tries to be a bad athlete; Brittany tries to be unpopular by constantly talking about social issues; Jodie tries to talk her parents into letting her kick back during the summer; and Mack tries to teach Kevin about the 3 branches of government. Though Daria, Jodie and Mack fail in their tasks (and therefore succeed in the assignment), the other three unexpectedly succeed in their attempts. Kevin gets kicked off the football team after losing a game, and Brittany alienates the cheerleading squad, who try to replace her with Jane. Since nobody's life changed for the better thanks to their attempts, Mr. O'Neill feels he has failed as a teacher--until Daria and Jane convince him that by doing so, he has succeeded in</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154851 +0000" stop="20260915160944 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Loathe a Parade - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Daria goes to the drugstore to buy toilet paper, not knowing that the Lawndale High Homecoming Parade is going on that day. By the time she gets out of the store, the street is crowded and she has a hard time getting home. She runs into Tad Gupty (the boy she babysat in Pinch Sitter), who has lost his parents. Reluctantly, she decides to help Tad out, and while they search for his parents, they run into Tom, who has been waiting for Jane at the wrong drugstore. Daria still resents Tom for all the time Jane has been spending with him, but she heads with him to the other drugstore to find Jane. During the course of the day, as Daria and Tom spend some time together, they find that they actually sort of like each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160944 +0000" stop="20260915163107 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Human Bonding - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Daria accompanies Jake to a businessmen's convention, while Quinn invites the Fashion Club for a sleepover party. At the convention, Daria and Jake have trouble finding much common ground, and Jake tries to suck up to an egotistical restaurant tycoon who wants to take him ballooning--something that, given Jake's fear of heights, could prove very dangerous. At the sleepover party, the girls give Helen a makeover while she asks them advice about dealing with Jake. During the course of the night, Quinn and Sandi can barely hide the intense dislike they feel towards each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163107 +0000" stop="20260915165201 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psycho Therapy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As an assignment from her law firm to determine if she has the makings of a partner, Helen takes the family to a therapy spa. The psychologists there evaluate them, and it is revealed that Daria is the only one of the four who is truly well rounded, despite her use of sarcasm to push people away. Helen, meanwhile, finds that she is a ruthless, win-at-all-costs shark who puts her career before everything else, including her family. Naturally, this gets her the promotion. Jane sets up "Jane Cam", a website that broadcasts her fairly mundane activities in her room. This does not go over well with Tom, who unwittingly shakes his ass for the entire world to see.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165201 +0000" stop="20260915171244 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mart of Darkness - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A labyrinthine discount-bulk-warehouse superstore serves as the destination for several characters. Jane goes there to buy Gummi Bears (for art supply purposes) after Tom ate hers. Daria accompanies her to buy new shoelaces, because Quinn stole the ones from her boot to repair a bag. Trent and Jesse go there to buy a headlamp and scented candles, respectively, and Tom accompanies them so he can find Jane and make up with her after their argument. (Walking with the two musicians, their half-brained purchase ideas drive him nearly up the wall.) The Fashion Club goes to the warehouse store to buy sunscreen and various other beauty needs, and, of course, their incredibly high standards prevent them from making any actual purchases. The free-sample cheese logs at the store become quite popular-an obsession, in fact, for hungry Mr. DeMartino, whose food budget is incredibly tight, and for Mrs. Johansen (a 300-pound hypoglycemic woman who is a recurring character). Kevin's dad, Doug, is holdi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171244 +0000" stop="20260915173342 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends of the Mall - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When Jake's car doesn't start when he's supposed to pick up Quinn and the Fashion Club from the mall, the girls reluctantly take the bus, winding up in a creepy neighborhood and having to walk the rest of the way. Meanwhile, a worried Jake has Trent pick him up in his barely-operating vehicle, and they (along with Daria and Jane) search for Quinn and her friends. This storyline frames three ghost stories set during different decades, with the cast playing roles accordingly.
"The Rattling Girl of Lawndale", told by Stacy, is about a girl in the 1960s (Sandi) that, in an attempt to become the most popular girl at Lawndale High by getting rid of the fat in her eyelids, became anorexic. At the school dance, she showed up so bony that when she danced, she made an annoying rattling sound and everyone laughed at her. Humiliated, she ran off, disappeared, and took her revenge by making the eyelids of all the girls at school puffy, causing the girls to become unpopular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173342 +0000" stop="20260915175416 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Groped by an Angel - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Quinn begins to take an interest in guardian angels, and after narrowly avoiding getting crushed by a chandelier; she becomes convinced that she has a guardian angel looking out for her. She then avoids the salad dressing that gives her friends food poisoning, thus deepening her belief. Daria looks at Quinn's behavior with skepticism and amusement. Jane, however, suspects that Daria's attitude toward it is fear that Quinn may be right, since everything seems to turn out okay for people like Quinn no matter how idiotic they behave. Brittany's father throws a huge party for his daughter for getting a C-minus average, and she invites everyone at school, even getting Mystik Spiral to perform. It is here that Quinn's good luck streak ends, after she spills juice on her new jeans and then shatters Brittany's gift (an expensive crystal bullhorn) by sitting on the mixing board controls, causing the amplifier feedback to go at full blast. Quinn feels depressed and disillusioned about her guardi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175416 +0000" stop="20260915181512 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Jake accidentally causes a kitchen fire, the family goes to stay in a hotel for a couple of weeks while the damaged areas are repainted. At the hotel, Helen and Jake find themselves relaxing to the point of being oblivious to what's around them. Quinn is courted by Bobby, a handsome bellhop who offers her various luxuries for free, claiming that his uncle owns the hotel. After he asks her out, Sandi (ever the eager backstabber) tries to convince Quinn that Bobby is a stalker. Quinn dismisses Sandi's suspicions as paranoia, but it is later revealed that Bobby lied about his uncle being the hotel manager. He had planned to pay for the luxuries by hacking into the hotel's computer and deleting the charges, and Quinn is horrified that she almost went out with a... "computer geek."
Meanwhile, Daria goes to stay with Jane for the duration. While there, she and Tom start bonding over intellectual topics that go right over Jane's head, and Jane becomes jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181512 +0000" stop="20260915183534 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dye! Dye! My Darling! - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jane plans to dye her hair to resemble tiger stripes, and to do it she enlists the help of Daria, who is reluctant for fear she will screw it up. While Daria is applying dye, Jane asks her why she has been spending so much time with Tom, a topic that Daria finds uncomfortable. Afterward, the dye job looks horrible, and Jane accuses Daria of deliberately screwing it up. With some prodding from Trent, Jane realizes she has been acting a bit paranoid, and after she dyes her hair back to normal she apologizes to Daria, who once again insists that she is not trying to steal Tom. Afterward, Tom and Daria have a talk where he says that the problems he and Jane are having are not caused by her, and she says she is not interested in him and doesn't want to stab Jane in the back. Then they passionately kiss. Racked with guilt, Daria confesses about it to Jane, who storms off angrily. Jane breaks up with Tom, though it becomes an amicable breakup as Jane realizes Tom and Daria make a better coupl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183534 +0000" stop="20260915185607 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fizz Ed - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Facing a lack of funds, Principal Li accepts a generous sum of money from a soda company, in exchange for letting them promote and advertise their product on campus. Daria has a problem with the fact that the school is being used in this manner, however, everybody--the school superintendent included-feels she has no right to complain since the arrangement is bringing the school the money it needs. Unfortunately, Ms. Li fails to meet the profit quota the soda company requires, and is forced to increase promotion of the product, to the point of including it in athletic uniforms and lesson plans. Ultimately the effort to amend the situation proves too much for her, and the soda company is forced to pull out of the deal (though it still leaves its logo in several strategically placed areas).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185607 +0000" stop="20260915191645 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sappy Anniversary - S05E02</title>
    <desc>As the six-month anniversary of Daria and Tom's relationship approaches, Daria starts to feel like Tom is taking her for granted, since they never go out on dates or do anything romantic, like Tom did with Jane. She can't get herself to bring up the issue with Tom, but she talks to Helen about it, and Helen advises her not to expect too much or else she'll be disappointed. She realizes that though Tom didn't realize that the anniversary was approaching, neither did she at first (Quinn had to remind her). Additionally, Tom explains that he's not the romantic type--he did the romantic stuff with Jane only when he sensed their relationship was falling apart. The two of them decide to celebrate their anniversary even though they really don't have to. Meanwhile, Jake joins the staff of an internet start-up company. He is twice the age of the other employees, and never quite figures out what they're saying (they speak in buzz-words and techno-jargon) or what the company actually does. Though</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191645 +0000" stop="20260915193806 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat Like Me - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sandi breaks her leg, and during her recovery gains a considerable amount of weight. Having violated the Fashion Club's strict maximum weight requirement, she resigns her presidency, placing Quinn in charge. Out of respect for Sandi (though partly because Sandi guilt-trips her), Quinn resigns too, but Stacy and Tiffany find it impossible to run the club without them--and their incredibly steep entry requirements prevent them from recruiting any new members.
Meanwhile, Daria and Jane--who have been making a series of friendly wagers--make a bet as to whether the Fashion Club will dissolve completely, and they each try to influence Quinn in order to win the bet. Jane--who predicts the club will fall apart--convinces Quinn not to take over as president, but Daria subtly convinces her to help Sandi lose weight. Once Sandi gets back to her original weight, the Fashion Club gets back together, though with a noticeable shift in power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193806 +0000" stop="20260915195849 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp Fear - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Daria and Quinn attend a reunion at Camp Grizzly, the summer camp that is the source of nothing but bad memories for Daria. There, Quinn finds that the crowd she hung out with is a little too much like the Fashion Club, and Daria finds that she's too antisocial for her own good--especially after she starts pushing away a fellow misfit, Amelia, who really looks up to her. However, by refusing to follow a crowd, Daria inspires Amelia to stand up to Skip, the obnoxious "big guy at camp" whose self-imposed authority everyone is afraid to question.
Trent starts getting fed up with Mystik Spiral, and Jane suggests that he give Daria and Quinn a ride to camp, then stay in the woods for a while to think things through. Trent and Jane meet an elderly storekeeper and his wife, whom Trent first thinks are full of country wisdom, but who turn out to be lamebrained purveyors of inedible snack foods. The experience is not a total loss, though, as it provides Trent with inspiration for a new song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121326 +0000" stop="20260915122728 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Davey has trouble with Nicky, a new boy who continually boasts about his father. But Davey feels compassion when he learns Nicky doesn't have a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122728 +0000" stop="20260915124126 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Man's Bluff - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Jonathan's cousin temporarily loses his sight through an accident, Davey helps teach him that friendship is color blind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124126 +0000" stop="20260915125521 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's George - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Davey and Goliath learn about the saying "Let George do it" when they visit Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125521 +0000" stop="20260915130923 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six- Seven- Six- Three - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Davey learns responsible pet ownership after Goliath is dog-napped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130923 +0000" stop="20260915132318 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zillion Dollar Combo - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends form a band and must decide whether their first gig will be for pay or for free at a children's hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132318 +0000" stop="20260915133711 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upside Down and Backwards - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Davey and Goliath are home alone and the electricity fails during a severe storm, Davey panics. Later he imagines what he should have done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133711 +0000" stop="20260915135051 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louder Please - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A deaf neighbor teaches Davey to appreciate all the sounds in the world around him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135051 +0000" stop="20260915140441 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready Or Not - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Davey, Goliath, and Jonathan help clean up a park that has fallen into disrepair since Jonathan's last visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140441 +0000" stop="20260915141846 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kum Ba Yah - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends form a handbell choir to play in church. Their first performance is imperiled when Davey and Cisco have a falling out and Davey refuses to play the following Sunday. Davey's pastor shows him the importance of responsibility and the group performs "Kum Ba Ya" after the friends' reconciliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141846 +0000" stop="20260915143149 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatshisname - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Davey learns the real meaning of forgiveness when he is falsely accused of wrongdoing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143149 +0000" stop="20260915144551 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pieces of Eight - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by pirates and buried treasure, Davey buries a tin box containing the Jickets club treasury. A heavy rainstorm leaves no trace of the treasury, but the Jickets have plans to buy a baseball bat at the next meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144551 +0000" stop="20260915145951 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Trying to prove he isn't chicken, Davey attempts a dangerous leap and winds up in the hospital. He learns it's better to be called "chicken" than to do something foolish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145951 +0000" stop="20260915151353 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doghouse Dreamhouse - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Goliath's dog house is wrecked in a storm. Davey must build another one by himself, much to his reluctance and low self confidence. After resisting and trying to get his father to help (whilst disappointing his Dad,) he becomes inspired by his pastor regarding Jesus being a carpenter and finds renewed self esteem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151353 +0000" stop="20260915152751 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Bad Luck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Davey, Jonathan, and Goliath become lost on a school trip. Goliath, who is suffering from a cold, is unable to use his nose to lead them back to safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152751 +0000" stop="20260915154143 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watchdogs - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Davey witnesses a robbery, but doesn't want to get involved until Officer Dan and Mr. Hansen succeed in teaching Davey the real meaning of the Golden Rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154143 +0000" stop="20260915155545 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come, Come to the Fair - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Davey's Sunday School class hosts a folk fair where the children learn about the ways different cultures celebrate and remember Jesus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155545 +0000" stop="20260915161032 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in a Cave - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Davey asks what 'God willing' means, his Dad recounts the story of the previous summer when Davey wandered off and got lost while exploring a cave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161032 +0000" stop="20260915162519 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded on an Island - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Davey and his family rent a boat to picnic on an island far off shore. Davey's father loses track of the time and when the Hansen family prepares to return home, they discover the tide has run out and their boat is beached far from the water line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162519 +0000" stop="20260915164006 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Goat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While on a hike, Davey rescues a mountain goat who had a leg broken by a fallen tree limb. When he brings the goat home to recuperate, the wild creature's antics soon have Davey in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164006 +0000" stop="20260915165452 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winner - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jealous and envious of his friend Mike, Davey enters a soap box derby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165452 +0000" stop="20260915170806 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Skates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Disobeying his mother, Davey skates on thin ice and falls through. Thankfully, Goliath is there to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170806 +0000" stop="20260915172252 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Barney - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Davey is amazed that his father continues to show affection to Barney, Davey's annoying young cousin who has come for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172252 +0000" stop="20260915173741 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kite - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends try to build a kite, but their feverish efforts to get it aloft are at cross-purposes and result in disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173741 +0000" stop="20260915175217 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mechanical Man - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Davey is fascinated by a new remote controlled robot toy until he realizes it cannot love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175217 +0000" stop="20260915180655 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Time Machine - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Taking imaginary trips in a time machine, Davey, Sally, and Goliath see that God's love transcends time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180655 +0000" stop="20260915182142 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Line - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Davey makes a string telephone and talks to his unseen parents to show his friends how it's possible to talk to God when God is invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182142 +0000" stop="20260915183525 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Polka Dot Tie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Davey and friends reject Nat because he wears a funny tie, but they soon realize God rejects no one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183525 +0000" stop="20260915185013 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Alone? - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a family outing, Davey hops a ride on a train and is trapped inside all by himself, but he is comforted remembering that God is everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185013 +0000" stop="20260915190459 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pilgrim Boy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Davey is curious about the holiday, so his father reads him the story of the first Thanksgiving. As Dad shares the story, it is played out in Davey's imagination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190459 +0000" stop="20260915191946 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silver Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ignoring "Danger" signs, Davey finds himself trapped in an abandoned mine, and he must rely on Sally and Goliath for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191946 +0000" stop="20260915193427 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Waterfall - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Davey attempts to rescues Goliath after he falls in a river. Together they go over a waterfall, and Davey must help an injured Goliath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193427 +0000" stop="20260915194905 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down on the Farm - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Davey tries his hand at gardening, but is neglectful of his chores. Davey learns that God sends sun and rain, but it's up to him to do the rest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123704 +0000" stop="20260915131856 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dance - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Two tragedies rock Dawson's world. First he learns the awful truth about his parents marriage. Then at the Homecoming dance, he witnesses a heated moment between Joey and Jack, setting of a chain of events that shatter a lifelong friendship and a new found romance. The big night also gives Jen a chance to use Joey's mistakes to get with Dawson. Pacey tries to open his heart to Andie, but breaks hers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131856 +0000" stop="20260915140144 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The All-Nighter - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Facing the scariest English test of their lives the gang has an all night study session at wealthy, horny Chris Wolfe's house. At this all-nighter secrets are revealed and friendships are altered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140144 +0000" stop="20260915144430 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reluctant Hero - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Joey's "semi-date" with Jack prompts a resentful Dawson to join Jen at a bash where he saves her from doing some things she'll regret. Pacey proves his worth when Andie's mom has a psychotic break during their study session. Mitch cannot understand Dawson's views on their divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144430 +0000" stop="20260915152700 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Election - S02E09</title>
    <desc>In the competition for student council, Andie and Joey face a smear campaign; Jen tries to make Dawson enjoy being a teenager.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152700 +0000" stop="20260915160906 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Risk Behavior - S02E10</title>
    <desc>As Dawson's new movie exposes her uncertainty around her relationship with Joey, Pacey and Andie explore the idea of having sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160906 +0000" stop="20260915165154 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex She Wrote - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When an anonymous letter reveals that someone has had sex, Abby sets out to expose the guilty couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165154 +0000" stop="20260915173423 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncharted Waters - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A fishing tournament provides an opportunity to forge the bond between father and son, and Gail's report on the teenage girls reveals the tension between Jen and Joey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173423 +0000" stop="20260915181713 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Leading Lady - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dawson's new movie reflects his failed romance with Joey, and the truth about Andy's medication leaves Pacey stunned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181713 +0000" stop="20260915185957 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Be or Not to Be ... (1) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After a harsh teacher forces Jack to read a poem that makes everyone suspect that he is gay, Pacey stands up for his principles and runs the risk of being suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185957 +0000" stop="20260915194314 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>... That Is the Question (2) - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Rumors about Jack's sexuality don't stop, and Pacey decides to stop the constant harassment of a teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121816 +0000" stop="20260915125542 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday March 31, 2016 - S51E136</title>
    <desc>Chad distracts Abigail from her concerns; Ciara copes with her rape; Chase commits another crime; the Hernandez clan considers giving Eduardo another chance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125542 +0000" stop="20260915133308 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday April 1, 2016 - S51E137</title>
    <desc>Deimos reveals his schemes to Kate; Deimos and Victor face off; Victor is faced with a life or death situation; Steve and Kayla share what may be his last night as a free man together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133308 +0000" stop="20260915141034 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday April 4, 2016 - S51E138</title>
    <desc>Caroline has a vision of Victor; Deimos looks at a photo of a woman who resembles Nicole; Nicole and Caroline go to Victor's bedside; Summer worries Maggie may be paralyzed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141034 +0000" stop="20260915144800 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday April 5, 2016 - S51E139</title>
    <desc>Kayla suggests going on the run to Steve; Kayla and Jade meet for the first time; Chase's downward spiral continues as he breaks into Jennifer's house; Ciara confronts Chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144800 +0000" stop="20260915152526 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday April 6, 2016 - S51E140</title>
    <desc>The charges against Steve are dropped; Kayla calls the engagement off; Phillip and Deimos butt heads over Victor; Maggie and Summer share an emotional moment; Deimos learns more about Nicole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152526 +0000" stop="20260915160252 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday April 7, 2016 - S51E141</title>
    <desc>Abigail and Ben come face-to-face; Steve frets over losing the love of his life; Kayla talks to Roman about Steve; Ciara and Theo share a kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160252 +0000" stop="20260915164018 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday April 8, 2016 - S51E142</title>
    <desc>Abigail plans her revenge on Ben Watson; Lucas cares for Jennifer; Nicole makes a discovery about Deimos; Maggie and Summer talk about their pasts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164018 +0000" stop="20260915171740 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday April 11, 2016 - S51E143</title>
    <desc>Abigail's mental stability comes into question; a worried Chad reaches out to Marlena; Fynn tells Kayla she has a subdural hematoma; Steve and Kayla think back on their past.Abigail's mental stability comes into question; a worried Chad reaches out to Marlena; Fynn tells Kayla she has a subdural hematoma; Steve and Kayla think back on their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171740 +0000" stop="20260915175506 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday April 13, 2016 - S51E145</title>
    <desc>Rafe offers Roman support; Hope tells Caroline she killed Stefano; Nicole has questions for Deimos; Roman, Rafe, Hope and Caroline believe Deimos may be responsible for what happened to Maggie and Bo; Rafe and Hope share a kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175506 +0000" stop="20260915183228 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday April 14, 2016 - S51E146</title>
    <desc>Rafe tells Hope he loves her; Chad talks to Rafe about Ben; Summer interrupts Theresa and Brady's night out; Abigail has flashbacks about burning Ben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183228 +0000" stop="20260915190950 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday April 15, 2016 - S51E147</title>
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  <programme start="20260915190950 +0000" stop="20260915194610 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday April 21, 2016 - S51E151</title>
    <desc>Ciara, Claire and Joey face vandalism accusations; Belle turns to Philip for solace, while Lani draws Shawn to a sleazy hotel; Hope receives another call warning her about Deimos; Victor makes Deimos feel guilty about Helena's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123722 +0000" stop="20260915131933 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camelot/3000 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Legends continue their quest to hunt down the Spear of Destiny before the pieces fall into the hands of the Legion of Doom. The Legends discover that pieces of the Spear are each being guarded in different time periods by members of the JSA. Their first stop is the future where they find Dr. Mid-Nite which eventually leads them to the past and King Arthur’s Camelot, where Stargirl is protecting her piece of the Spear. In order to protect the Spear shard from the now-evil Rip Hunter, the Legends must join forces with the Knights of the Round Table.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131933 +0000" stop="20260915140153 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of the Lost - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After capturing Rip, he forces the Waverider to crash, leaving the Legends stuck 70 million years in the past. Ray leads Amaya and Nate to recover a vital piece of the ship. In an effort to get the “good” Rip back, Rory suggests they enter Rip’s mind, but what Sara and Jax discover in his subconscious is not pleasant and they must fight evil versions of themselves. Meanwhile, Nate and Amaya continue to get closer, but it could cause serious ramifications.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140153 +0000" stop="20260915144414 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonshot - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When the Legends track Commander Steel to NASA Headquarters in 1970, they learn where Nate’s grandfather hid the last fragment of the Spear of Destiny. The team notices a time aberration during the Apollo 13 mission and believes that the Legion of Doom might be involved. As the Legends journey into space to intercept Apollo 13, the Waverider suffers massive internal damage and Ray’s life is left in jeopardy when he is stranded on the moon. Meanwhile, tension grows between Rip and Sara as to who is the leader of the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144414 +0000" stop="20260915152538 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fellowship of the Spear - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Legends must devise a plan to retrieve the last remaining fragments of the Spear of Destiny from the Legion of Doom. They find themselves in France at the height of World War I faced with the knowledge that they must destroy the mystical object. They enlist the help of a soldier by the name of John Ronald Reuel Tolkin and find that the Spear is leading them into the heart of the war. Meanwhile, the team must all resist the temptation of the Spear, and the return of a former teammate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152538 +0000" stop="20260915160801 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doomworld - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. Frightfully, the Legends’ and the world’s hopes rest with Rory, but being the “hero” is not easy for him. Meanwhile, there is tension within the Legion of Doom and the reason why the Spear of Destiny needs to be destroyed is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160801 +0000" stop="20260915164935 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aruba - S02E17</title>
    <desc>As the Legends are about to take off for their next destination, a massive timequake rocks the ship. In order to try and fix what has happened, they are forced to break the one cardinal rule of time travel. But if they are able to destroy the spear, they will face the ultimate consequence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164935 +0000" stop="20260915173205 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aruba-Con - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When the Legends realize that they broke the timeline, Rip Hunter arrives with his new organization – the Time Bureau – to relieve them of duty. The Legends are thrilled to get a chance to put the team back together but a new threat arises when Rory spots Julius Caesar in Aruba. Sara, Nate and Ray devise a plan to steal the Waverider back from the Time Bureau in order to try and stop Julius Caesar from conquering the modern world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173205 +0000" stop="20260915181437 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freakshow - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Legends find themselves in 1870 to fix the anachronism which happens to be at P.T. Barnum’s fledgling circus. However, Nate and Ray accidently free a saber toothed tiger, creating a bigger problem. Meanwhile, P.T. Barnum is on the hunt to capture Nate and Ray to make his show even more exciting for the crowd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181437 +0000" stop="20260915185658 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zari - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Sara receives a distress call from their “befriended” agent at the Time Bureau, she learns that they have been tasked with going to the future to capture a rogue time traveler. Unfortunately, the Legends make things worse by trying to protect an outlaw named Zari, to hopefully lure in the time travelling assassin. Meanwhile, Stein tries to diagnose Amaya’s condition, but Nate discovers an unusual treatment that Amaya begrudgingly agrees to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185658 +0000" stop="20260915193930 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phone Home - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Legends learn that Ray Palmer will die because they broke time, causing them to race back to 1988 to try and save his life. When they arrive, they are surprised to learn that young Ray Palmer has befriended a time-displaced baby Dominator putting him in harm’s way with the government and the Dominator’s mother. New to the ship and missions, Zari must find her place and learn to trust the team. Meanwhile, Stein begins working on a secret project on the ship which makes Rory and Jax suspicious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123935 +0000" stop="20260915132106 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Measures - S18E05</title>
    <desc>When Shyanne discovers a serious breach on the Saga, Jake and his crew scramble to save it from capsizing. In Norway, Sig drops pots on Russia's western line. As canneries close their doors, Josh and Casey call in a last-minute favor from Johnathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132106 +0000" stop="20260915140237 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother in the Bight - S18E06</title>
    <desc>Sig scrambles to get home for Bairdi and Mandy's baby as his crew finds a honey hole of Russian King Crab. Josh's brother Shane gets caught in the bight as a typhoon slams the Cornelia Marie. Rip faces a crisis when a greenhorn collapses unconscious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140237 +0000" stop="20260915144408 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Rainbow - S18E07</title>
    <desc>Johnathan searches for a pot of Golden Kings at the end of a double rainbow. A medical mystery confounds Captain Rip when his greenhorn regains consciousness on the Patricia Lee. Keith partners with Josh and Casey until John steps in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144408 +0000" stop="20260915152539 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deepest Alaska - S18E08</title>
    <desc>Johnathan sets mile-deep pots and pulls up an unknown species. Jake faces reality when his niece, Shyanne, gets injured on the Saga. With Mandy's due date approaching, Clark takes the helm in Sig's wheelhouse to help tank the Hansen family Bairdi quota.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152539 +0000" stop="20260915160710 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rip Tide - S18E09</title>
    <desc>Mandy's pregnancy complication forces Sig and Clark to reconsider their stand. Jake and Rip team up in deep waters to battle powerful Aleutian tidal currents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160710 +0000" stop="20260915164841 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Waters - S18E10</title>
    <desc>Johnathan risks losing his entire live catch when the Time Bandit ventures into fresh water. Josh experiments with glow sticks to attract crab at the darkest depths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164841 +0000" stop="20260915173012 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed Unpunished - S18E11</title>
    <desc>With dock prices spiking, the fleet races to deliver. Jake witnesses a freighter severing his longline, forcing the Saga crew to drag the bottom for a valuable string of pots. Rip helps Johnathan locate the motherlode only to pay with a broken block.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173012 +0000" stop="20260915181748 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor's Delight - S18E12</title>
    <desc>In an epic Fall season finale, Clark scuttles Sig's partnership with Harley to get home for the birth of his and Mandy's baby. An orca leads the Cornelia Marie to the season's best pots. When John's autopilot fails, Jake is the star that leads him home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181748 +0000" stop="20260915194129 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the End of the Earth - S18E13</title>
    <desc>In the Winter premiere, nautical weather slams the fleet as Josh and Casey race north in hopes of beating the coming ice pack. Sig and Keith attempt to find common ground, and on the Time Bandit, Johnathan finds his co-captain a bit wobbly. 300th episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121203 +0000" stop="20260915125344 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisherman's Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jeff’s new fishing tactic leads the crew into shark-infested waters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125344 +0000" stop="20260915133525 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Father Like Son - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Johnathan battles a record Marlin, and Josh catches more than fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133525 +0000" stop="20260915141706 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Crossing - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Josh sends Casey and Jeff on a difficult channel crossing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141706 +0000" stop="20260915145847 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bigger Boat - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Phil inspires Josh to bring the Cornelia Marie to Hawaii.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145847 +0000" stop="20260915154024 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cornelia Marie in Hawaii - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Josh Harris gambles big on bringing the Cornelia Marie to Hawaii.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154024 +0000" stop="20260915162201 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncharted Waters - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Josh, Casey and Jeff cast lines into Hawaii’s most productive offshore fishing spot. But strong ocean currents dash their hopes of a quick bounty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162201 +0000" stop="20260915170338 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is My Family - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Left mysterious Hawaiian fishing charts by his late father, Josh Harris and his business partner Casey McManus set out to uncover what his father was doing on the islands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170338 +0000" stop="20260915175144 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Brother - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Demand for seafood is high, and so is the competition. Needing as much help as possible, Josh Harris reunites with his estranged older brother, Shane, starting a new chapter in his quest for his father's legacy and an unexpected destination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175144 +0000" stop="20260915183315 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treacherous Ground - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In search of Ahi tuna, a species of tuna found in pelagic waters of tropical and subtropical oceans worldwide, Josh's crew ventures to the remote islands north of Kauai. However, along the way, their greenstick snaps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183315 +0000" stop="20260915191446 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaving Las Vegas - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Josh leaves Hawaii for new grounds after losing his biggest client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191446 +0000" stop="20260915195617 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Best - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Josh and Shane pick up a trail left by their father that leads them to an unexpected location; in Hawaii, Casey and Jeff must face circling sharks to pull in fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121718 +0000" stop="20260915125835 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vlad the Impaler vs. Sun Tzu - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Transylvanian butcher who was the inspiration for the legendary Count Dracula faces China's deadly warlord and master strategist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125835 +0000" stop="20260915132056 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ming Warrior, the innovative killer who deployed exploding land-mines and flaming arrows to forge China's greatest empire faces off with the Musketeer, the elite French fighter whose skill with the rapier and musket were legendary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132056 +0000" stop="20260915140018 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comanche vs. Mongol - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Native American commando is matched against the barbaric Asian warrior who conquered more territory than any other empire in history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140018 +0000" stop="20260915144214 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Navy Seal vs. Israeli Commando - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The cunning American killers of both land and sea matches their skills with Israel's covert assassins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144214 +0000" stop="20260915152445 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Washington vs. Napoleon - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Big leaders, bigger battle. The man who lead the United States of America to victory over the British during faces up against one of Europe's most successful conquerors of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152445 +0000" stop="20260915160713 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joan of Arc vs. William the Conqueror - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Deadliest Warrior finally has its first co-ed matchup when Joan of Arc squares off against William the Conqueror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160713 +0000" stop="20260915165313 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Army Rangers vs. North Korean Special Operations Forces - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A special live episode of Deadliest Warrior boasting the first ever “anticipatory” match, staging the battle between the U.S. Army Rangers and the North Korean Special Operations Forces along the Korean Peninsula as a “possible World War III” scenario.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165313 +0000" stop="20260915173541 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genghis Khan vs. Hannibal - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Genghis Khan, Asia's cold-blooded world conqueror, and Hannibal, the brutal annihilator of the Roman Empire, face off to the death in a battle between two warriors who wrote the book on ancient combat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173541 +0000" stop="20260915181805 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saddam Hussein vs. Pol Pot - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chemical assassin and Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein goes head-to-head with Cambodian communist leader Pol Pot, whose Khmer Rouge troops filled Cambodia's killing fields with millions of innocent victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181805 +0000" stop="20260915185952 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Roosevelt vs. Lawrence of Arabia - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lawrence of Arabia, the fearless British Officer who brought down a mighty empire, faces off against Teddy Roosevelt, the brash and brawny U.S. Army Colonel who overthrew Spanish tyrants in Cuba...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185952 +0000" stop="20260915194219 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ivan the Terrible vs. Hernan Cortes - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ivan the Terrible, Russia's sadistic 16th Century tsar whose murderous, mounted death squads built Europe's largest empire of its time vs. Hernán Cortés, the brutal Spanish explorer whose conquistadors conquered the largest empire in North America of the 16th Century.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124911 +0000" stop="20260915134118 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rich Find - S03E06</title>
    <desc>While Hearst still lies in jail, Al pays the Sheriff a visit, asking about last night. Sofia is worried about Mr. Ellsworth's absence, which saddens Alma even more. Bullock releases Hearst from prison. Aunt Lou's son, Odell, arrives in camp and Cy Tolliver presents Hearst with a method of setting his hands on Alma's gold claim. Trixie confronts Mrs. Ellsworth in regard to her drug habit, while Odell and Hearst prepare for a meeting to discuss the issue of gold. Al and Seth, worried about Hearst's reply, try to find an answer to their problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134118 +0000" stop="20260915143050 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unauthorized Cinnamon - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Bullock's proposal carries the day during a meeting held at the Gem to discuss the Hearst conundrum; Aunt Lou fears for Odell's well-being after his latest gambit; Fields is skeptical of Steve's offer to remain in camp; Cochran finds other uses for a tailor's swatches; Chesterton's illness postpones Langrishe's theater plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143050 +0000" stop="20260915152353 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leviathan Smiles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Merrick and Blazanov delivers the day's edition of The Pioneer around camp. A stagecoach arrives accompanied by the sound of gunfire as two strangers (Wyatt and Morgan Earp) come into town, unsettling the Sheriff and Al who wonder if they're Hearst's men. Swearengen talks to Wyatt Earp, evaluating his story, while Fields prepares for his departure. Jack tells his ailing friend, Chesterton, that he will move him to the theater that day. Lastly, Hearst finds an unexpected doctor for his back problems as he awaits an important "package."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152353 +0000" stop="20260915161250 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amateur Night - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As Deadwood is overrun by Hearst's men, Bullock issues contingency plans to Martha. Wu is caught in a Pinkerton stampede and delivers a cryptic message to Swearengen that is solved by the unlikeliest person. Barrett makes Merrick pay for embarrassing Hearst in The Pioneer while Morgan Earp calls out one of the "Pistoleros." As night falls, Langrishe mines Deadwood's talent pool with an amateur-night performance in front of his future theater, financed in part by a "loan" from Alma's bank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161250 +0000" stop="20260915170052 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Constant Throb - S03E10</title>
    <desc>With the Sheriff out of camp, Alma is assailed by Hearst's men and as she never would have expected, shelter comes form Swearengen. Barrett is sent to the Gem, but Al resorts to old fashion methods of enquiring to his employers plans. Meanwhile, Langrishe recruits a new actor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170052 +0000" stop="20260915175013 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Catbird Seat - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bullock holds an impromptu morning meeting to determine which emergencies warrant wiring him in Sturgis, where he and Harry are delivering campaign pitches. The first summons doesn't take long, as Hearst follows up Alma's close call with one that's decidedly more on-target. In the aftermath, Alma takes refuge at the Gem, again, while Trixie decides to take matters into her own hands. Langrishe has a falling out with Hearst, giving him little time to huddle with his new lineup of actors. Dismissing the likelihood of ever seeing 23 mercenaries promised by Hawkeye, Swearengen turns to Wu to deliver more reliable, if not quite weapons-tested, reinforcements from Custer City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175013 +0000" stop="20260915183958 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Him Something Pretty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the third, and last, season finale, the camp turns out to vote--but as Bullock notes, the election may already have been decided. In light of the populace's mood, Langrishe delays the opening of his theater, and ponders his future in Deadwood. After detouring at Nuttall's Number ten, Hawkeye arrives at the Gem with "almost 18" men to complement Wu's contingent. Alma works out a deal for her claim; Utter recieves another body for Hearst; and Harry gets his fire engine. Stubbs reaches out to a frustrated Tolliver, who finds himself with a folded hand as the action heats up. Through Farnum, Hearst issues his conditions for departure, forcing Swearengen to finish what Burns can't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183958 +0000" stop="20260915194134 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadwood - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After executing a last act of justice as a Montana marshal, Seth Bullock relocates to a gold-mining camp known as Deadwood, where he and partner Sol Star look to start a hardware business. Bullock soon crosses paths with another new arrival - legendary gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok - and clashes with the formidable boss of the Gem Saloon, Al Swearengen. For his part, Swearengen must handle the deadly result of a run-in between one of his whores and a trick, while brokering the sale of a gold claim to wealthy New York socialite Brom Garret. When reports come of the massacre of a frontier family by Indians, a suspicious Bullock and Hickok ride out in search of survivors; for Swearengen, the results are bad for business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125101 +0000" stop="20260915135001 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flames of Love - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Sian Evans is found shot dead in her backpackers hostel showers. With a gun in her hand and her body slumped against the door, it all points to suicide. All the hostel residents are on a boat tour except for her boyfriend, the manager, a woman missing from her home in Wales and Leo, a recent arrival. Humphrey and the team discover they all had a motive to kill Evans . The only clues are her toiletries laid out and her missing towel. JP marries Rosey Fabrice and Humphrey meets an old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135001 +0000" stop="20260915144755 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erupting in Murder - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The death of a scientist on the side of a live volcano proves a difficult case to crack for Humphrey and his team when everything appears to point to a death from natural causes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144755 +0000" stop="20260915154541 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Flame Tree - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Florence finds herself emotionally involved in a case when a former schoolmate, Esther Monroe, is found dead at the foot of a cliff during a literary festival. The prime suspects for the murder include Sylvie Baptiste, writer of the infamous local novel "The Flame Tree"; her assistant, Patricia Lawrence; and festival organisers Anna and Oliver Wolf. Whilst searching for possible witnesses to the murder, Dwayne and JP come across a frightened woman living in a wooden shack on the outskirts of Sylvie Baptiste's estate. When Florence discovers that the woman may infact be Sylvie's long-lost sister Lizzie, a possible motive for Esther's murder comes to light.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154541 +0000" stop="20260915164305 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impossible Murder - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Humphrey and Martha's romantic weekend at the remote Hotel Cecile is disrupted by the murder of the hotel owner on the first night of their stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164305 +0000" stop="20260915174033 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stumped in Murder - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The president of the Saint Marie cricket club is found shot dead in the middle of the team's ground. As the sun rises over the island, suspicion falls on his teammates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174033 +0000" stop="20260915183757 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Overboard (1) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A murder investigation propels the team to London in pursuit of their suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183757 +0000" stop="20260915193527 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Overboard (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The team race against the clock in London to solve two murders, after their prime suspect is found dead. Meanwhile, Dwayne has an emotional encounter and Humphrey finds that some advice from an unexpected source helps him come to a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122454 +0000" stop="20260915125121 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kickapoo Run - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cowpoke Curt Morrison and pal Josh locate a spring on Indian land soon to be opened to homesteaders. Disqualified themselves they tell Bonnie but a land speculator beats her to it illegally. Curt makes sure it works out for the Kentucky lass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125121 +0000" stop="20260915131802 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixth Sense - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Susie is blind and bitter because of her blindness. Steve meets her and helps her to find a purpose in life via a job. Susie witnesses a stage robbery and her heightened senses play a key role in solving the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131802 +0000" stop="20260915134426 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rainbow Chaser - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Lucretia Phinney and her children endure years of poverty and humiliation because her husband Herb prefers daydreaming and prospecting to steady work. Eventually, she devises an ironic solution to their situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134426 +0000" stop="20260915141047 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Godiva - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Swift is in love with Marjorie Delafield and intends to marry her. But her father Marcus doesn't approve and will only give his consent if Sam can make a fortune in three days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141047 +0000" stop="20260915143650 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Saint's Portrait - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A drought in Pueblo Indian country has bypassed a branch headed by Miguel due to a painting of St. Joseph. The Laguna tribe headed by Felipe borrows it but then refuses to return it after receiving rain, causing conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143650 +0000" stop="20260915150215 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>11,000 Miners Can't Be Wrong - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jim Hardwicke's act of self defense becomes a murder charge because of an ambitious politician Pike. An effort to make Columbia, California the new capital involves 11,000 signatures and lawyer Barrett uses that to his advantage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150215 +0000" stop="20260915152811 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halfway Girl - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon McLean and Ginny Cluett meet then fall in love even though they belong to feuding families. They intend to marry until Gordon makes a deathbed promise to his father starting the animosity in the next generation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152811 +0000" stop="20260915155418 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Bart the PO8 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Wells Fargo is plagued by a series of stagecoach robberies by Black Bart who taunts their agents with his poetry. A retired teacher Bolton offers the detectives advice while he courts his landlady Miss Webb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155418 +0000" stop="20260915162010 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Light on the Mountain - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Nevada's road to statehood becomes entwined in a trial concerning mining claims and Civil War allegiances. Lawyers Corey and Stewart must prove that the judge and jury have been bribed to rid the courts of corruption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162010 +0000" stop="20260915164620 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Big Charlie from Little Charlie - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Two partner prospectors, two Charlies, sell out to wealthy Spencer Gates and their lives take different paths. Big Charlie marries Consuelo Gates and becomes rich while his friend is a storekeeper just barely getting by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164620 +0000" stop="20260915171212 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sequoia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The life of Cherokee tribesman Sequoia from his birth to his later years. His time spent on developing the Cherokee written language is portrayed in detail and it's importance to it's people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171212 +0000" stop="20260915173831 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death and Taxes - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Innocent Bud Payson arrives in wild mining town of Limbo and is hired to collect back taxes by the sheriff. Bud enlists Curly Bill, the area's toughest man to help, not realizing a robbery is planned when he has gathered all the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173831 +0000" stop="20260915180439 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riggs and Riggs - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Elvira Riggs does the hard work on their mining claim while her husband Henry takes it easy. When they sell their stake for $70,000 Henry takes off with a shady sea captain, squandering the hard earned money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180439 +0000" stop="20260915183043 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Wedding - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Though women are scarce in the mining camp plain Aggie lacks any suitors. But George and Russ bribe their friend Tiny with worthless mine stock to marry her. Tiny confesses to Aggie, then manager Mr. Loomis delivers a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183043 +0000" stop="20260915185650 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love 'Em and Leave 'Em - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Nina pledges to wait for Terry when he leaves to make his fortune. But after not hearing from him Nina marries John. Terry, although friendly with saloon girl Vera, is surprised when a sick Nina arrives leading him to make a huge sacrifice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185650 +0000" stop="20260915192251 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seventh Day - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tom Powell is elected wagon train captain on way to the California. His refusal to travel on the Sabbath leads Frank to lead a breakaway group, taking Tom's girl Mary Ann with him. The two groups have very different incidents on the trail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192251 +0000" stop="20260915194850 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mormon's Grindstone - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When assayer Murphy evaluations vary greatly the miners decide to play a prank to prove a point. They break up a grindstone to take to Murph but are stunned when it contains silver but where it came from is a mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122857 +0000" stop="20260915125805 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malik S., David Raibon, B. Cole, Gerald Kelly - S09E08</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915125805 +0000" stop="20260915132709 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damon Williams, Sean Larkins, B-Phlat, TuRae - S09E09</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915132709 +0000" stop="20260915135559 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marcus Combs, Alex Scott, Ali, Chris Thomas - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915135559 +0000" stop="20260915141535 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve White, Derrick Fox, Yvette Wilson, Joe Torry - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141535 +0000" stop="20260915144204 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Harris, Reggie McFadden, J. Anthony Brown, Adele Givens - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144204 +0000" stop="20260915151002 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernard Jeffrey McCollough (Bernie Mac), Steve Harvey, Vince D. Rodney Winfield - S01E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151002 +0000" stop="20260915153821 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laura Hayes, Bill Bellamy, Ted Carpenter, George Rogers (G.I. George) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>HBO's popular stand-up comedy show hosted by Martin Lawrence. Comics: Bill Bellamy, Laura Hayes, G George, Ted Carpenter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153821 +0000" stop="20260915160628 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pierre Edwards, D.L. Hughley, A.J. Jamal, Marva Moncrieffe (Simply Marvalous) - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160628 +0000" stop="20260915163308 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>William Wilson, Michael Colyar, Tony Brown, Ajai Sanders - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163308 +0000" stop="20260915165856 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Montague, Tommy Chunn, James Stephens III, Tony Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165856 +0000" stop="20260915172339 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reynaldo Rey, Eddie Griffin, Darcel Blagmon (Fat Doctor), Arceneaux &amp; Mitchell - S01E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172339 +0000" stop="20260915175235 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alonzo Jones (Hamburger), Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac, Kevin Anthony - S02E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175235 +0000" stop="20260915181520 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cedric the Entertainer, Andre Covington, Angela Means - S02E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181520 +0000" stop="20260915184335 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lester Barrie, Royale, JB Smoove, and Myra J - S02E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184335 +0000" stop="20260915191050 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chinnita Morris (Chocolate), Dave Chappelle, D.L. Hughley, Mystro Clark - S02E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191050 +0000" stop="20260915193819 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Lewis, Chriss Charles, Marc Knox (Flex), Ken Cox - S02E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120243 +0000" stop="20260915122925 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The kids are back to school in a new building. Erica had her first ""serious"" boyfriend, and think she may be pregnant after a night of unsafe sex with her Jason. Spike's daughter, Emma goes to daycare in the same building as Degrassi high. The Degrassi gang are both fearful of initiation, and they do not know what to expect out of the older bullys like Dwayne, Tabi, and Nick. Joey and Caitlin are still going out but his priorities are the promotion of his band, The Zit Remedy, (which this season will have a new name called The Zits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122925 +0000" stop="20260915125308 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Erica decides to keep the pregnancy a secret (the only person she tells is her twin sister, Heather).  She also decides to have an abortion.  Heather, disapproves of this, but accompanies her to the abortion clinic anyways.Also Alexa dislikes her boyfriends(Simon) new modeling job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125308 +0000" stop="20260915131648 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michelle discovers the complicated nature of divorce when her parents decide to go their separate ways. She blames her father at first, but when it turns out that her mother had an affair which actually was the cause of separation, Michelle becomes more hesitant than ever. BLT is afraid that Michell's father will try to break up between them, so his advice to Michelle is to live with her mother. Michelle almost accepts BLT's advice, but after seeing that her father is helpless in house keeping, she decides to stay with him. Joey proceeds with his plan to revive the band, and suggests a video clip which should be ""the best one ever"". Of course, such tiny obstacles as lack of a video camera won't stop Joey, so he approaches Lucy who just got a new camera from her father. But, as usual with Joey's plans, things go wrong. First, Lucy wants to to shoot the clip by herself, so Joey has no choice but to agree. He offers Caitlin to appear in the clip wearing a bikini, but after getting quite a</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131648 +0000" stop="20260915134032 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream On - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone wants Caitlin.Arthur keeps fantasizing about her, but his dreams keep getting interrupted before he can even kiss her. Joey has a date with her on Friday, but she cancels.   Caitlin instead goes out with Claude on Friday to see some French film.  While auditioning for the school play, Kathleen gets interested in a junior named Scott.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134032 +0000" stop="20260915140415 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Wants Something - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lucy finally agrees to shoot The Zits' video - if they can all agree on a script, persuade Clutch to lend them his car, coax Lucy into shooting it with Clutch aroundâ€¦ Life is almost perfect for Joey - he'll deal with the small problem of Caitlin just as soon as the video's done. The hate campaign against Erica escalates, and Erica is determined to find out who is putting pamphlets and slogans on her locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140415 +0000" stop="20260915142757 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody's Perfect - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kathleen's dreams are coming true. Scott is the perfect boyfriend - considerate, affectionate, even gives her flowers. She can forgive him for being hot tempered, he's got a lot of troubles at home. Then he gets upset with her because she was talking to Luke and beats her up. Liz encourages Spike to go out with a boy for the first time since Emma was born, but she's so nervous she almost blows it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142757 +0000" stop="20260915145138 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Friends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Heather has a crush on Wheels.  She throws herself at him, and they start making out and are about to go to the next base when Heather's sister interrupts them.  Wheels promises Heather he'd call her, but then he never does because he only liked her as a friend.
Kathleen, Melanie, and Diana befriend Maya.  However, they don't invite her to the movies because the theatre doesn't have a wheelchair ramp.  Maya finds out they went without her, and she's hurt, because they could've just went to a different theater that was accessible to handicapped people.
L.D. finds out that she has leukemia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145138 +0000" stop="20260915151515 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little White Lies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Diana is determined to grow up, but her older brother, left with the task of bringing her up after their father died, is so old-fashioned. And Yick, the object of her affections, is going to be at Melanie's party. How will Diana's brother ever know she went? Joey, Snake and Wheels decide it's time they expanded their horizons a little and attend a strip show. But, as always with The Zits, things don't go quite the way they were planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151515 +0000" stop="20260915153859 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixteen (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Michelle finds her father impossible to live with, but now that she's sixteen she can legally move out, if only she had the money. Of course, there is that family ring she got for her birthday. Spike is nervous about how fond Patrick is becoming of her - she just doesn't want to get hurt. Joey and Snake are excited about starting driving lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153859 +0000" stop="20260915160243 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixteen (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michelle finds her father impossible to live with, but now that she's sixteen she can legally move out, if only she had the money. Of course, there is that family ring she got for her birthday. Spike is nervous about how fond Patrick is becoming of her - she just doesn't want to get hurt. Joey and Snake are excited about starting driving lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160243 +0000" stop="20260915162627 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in a Good Cause - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Caitlin and Claude want to do something to protest against a factory involved in nuclear missiles. The peace group they belong to advises them to cool it, but they can't just stand by and let it go on.Scott has been harrassing Kathleen for a while and she gets sick of it and presses charges when he beats her up on her way home from school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162627 +0000" stop="20260915165005 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Attraction - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Erica starts seeing a new boy, it frightens Heather. One abortion was bad enough, but what if she goes too far again? Heather has to come to terms with her own guilt at having supported Erica. Alison says she's giving up on her campaign to win Snake, but when he invites Alison's best friend Amy to the dance, the claws come out. Scooter suddenly notices that his pal Tessa is (gasp!) a girl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165005 +0000" stop="20260915171349 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testing 1...2...3 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joey is diagnosed with a learning disability.  He contemplates dropping out of high school, but changes his mind after talking to Caitlin.  Caitlin tells him to stop feeling sorry for himself, because he's not the only one with a disability, because she has to deal with having epilepsy.
Elsewhere, everyone cheats on a test.  The teacher says since everyone gets an A, that test must not have been hard enough, so it won't count and he'd give everyone a harder test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171349 +0000" stop="20260915173729 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Creeps! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lucy becomes director and writer of her first film: a feminist horror flick starring the Zits, Simon and Caitlin, with Alexa, Tim and Heather as crew. But the film that's playing in Lucy's mind is a far cry from the one that's unfolding in the empty Saturday morning corridors of the school. Spike is nervous when Shane starts hanging around the school watching her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173729 +0000" stop="20260915180100 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stressed Out - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Caitlin hears that Ms. Avery has been fired from her job in the school resource centre. When she starts a petition around school, protesting her firing, Mr. Raditch intervenes. He tells Caitlin she was offered a job as a substitute teacher, but turned it down. Caitlin confronts Ms. Avery about this. Ms. Avery explains she wants a classroom of her own with students of her own. They get into an arguement, but later reconcile at Ms. Avery's going away party.
Also Michelle takes too many caffine pills and BLT takes her to the school nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180100 +0000" stop="20260915182857 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Condom machines have been installed in the school washrooms, and as Lucy records reactions with her video camera, Dwayne finds an interesting new use for the condoms -as water bombs to drop on Joey, Wheels and Snake. Joey, however, is more concerned with raising money to put a down payment on a muscle car, and takes bets that he will walk through the cafeteria - wearing nothing but a hat. B.L.T. has trouble breaking up with Michelle. Dwayne receives a frightening phone call from his summer girlfriend. To be continued...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182857 +0000" stop="20260915185236 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Joey and Dwayne's enmity has escalated since Joey found out that it was Dwayne who turned him in for walking naked in the cafeteria, and Joey is determined to get Dwayne back. AIDS speakers at Degrassi during Sexual Awareness Week make the illness chillingly personal - especially for Dwayne, who becomes increasingly withdrawn as he awaits the results of his HIV test. Michelle finds out the real reason B.L.T. broke up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185236 +0000" stop="20260915191616 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loyalties - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Michelle, B.L.T., Simon and Alexa were always the fabulous four, but now that Michelle and B.L.T. have broken up and B.L.T. has a new girlfriend, Cindy, Alexa's loyalties are divided. Snake develops a crush on Michelle, but she's just not ready for it. Caitlin, planning a fancy dinner for her parent's twentieth anniversary, discovers her father is seeing another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191616 +0000" stop="20260915193952 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tangled Web - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Wheels' lies to his grandmother become more elaborate as each tops the one before, and when he's grounded for his marks, Wheels concocts another story so he can go to a concert with Joey and Snake. Caitlin becomes increasingly upset about her father's infidelity, but discovers that her mother already knows about it. Yankou doesn't know what to do about his crush on Tessa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120248 +0000" stop="20260915122947 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Live With 'Em (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>At the start of the new school year, Wheels's parents forbid him to hang around Joey, as they feel he is a bad influence. Spike returns to school, having had a baby girl during the summer. She ignores Shane, who says he wants to see the baby. Lucy meets an older guy, Paul, who she begins dating. Yick finds out that Arthur's mother won over a million dollars in a lottery over the summer. While out at Joey's place, Wheels is startled to come home and find out that both his parents were killed by a drunk driver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122947 +0000" stop="20260915125625 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Big Girl Now - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Lucy devotes most of her time to boyfriend, Paul, and neglects her friends.  When her parents go out-of-town for the weekend, Lucy decides to invite her friends to a sleepover.  After she has already invited them, Paul convinces her to have a party instead.  He tells her not to invite her friends, as it should be kept to high-school students only.  At the party, Paul tries to persuade Lucy to have sex with him.  After she refuses, he leaves.  At school, Lucy's friends are upset with her for not inviting them to the party.  L.D. then informs Lucy that Paul told everyone he had sex with her at the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125625 +0000" stop="20260915132320 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season's Greetings - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Arthur and Yick exchange gifts for Christmas.  When Yick assumes that Arthur spent more money on his gift, they get into an argument.  The two friends remember all that they have been through together, and become friends again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132320 +0000" stop="20260915134959 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loves Me, Loves Me Not - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Caitlin has a big crush on Joey and agrees to work with him on a school project.  The more time they spend together, the more Caitlin thinks he returns her affection.  Caitlin mistakenly thinks Joey has invited her to the dance with him.  When she arrives, she is crushed to find out that he is there with Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134959 +0000" stop="20260915141652 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Ain't Heavy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Snake is excited when his older brother comes to visit for a couple of days.  He is later shocked when his brother announces that he is gay.  Snake doesn't know how to deal with his brother's revelation.  As he tries to come to terms with this news, Snake's brother announces that their parents have kicked him out of the house after he tells them his news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141652 +0000" stop="20260915144348 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whole Truth - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Liz tells Caitlin about her interest in animal testing, she tries to convince her to write an article for the school paper.  Liz and Caitlin work together in order to let the students know about this topic.  When Kathleen informs Caitlin that animal testing is necessary in some cases, Caitlin does some research and learns that Kathleen is right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144348 +0000" stop="20260915151044 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star-Crossed - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Erica has a crush on Clutch, Paul's friend.  She finds the nerve to ask him to go bowling with her and her friends and he says yes.  As Erica has to attend a dentist's appointment during the date, her twin, Heather fills in until she gets back.  At the end of the date, Erica is disappointed when Heather tells her that Clutch actually likes Lucy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151044 +0000" stop="20260915153742 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food for Thought - S03E09</title>
    <desc>While working on a science fair project together, Melanie is shocked to read in Kathleen's diary about her diet.  It appears that Kathleen is anorexic, which causes her to faint during the science fair.  Kathleen is furious with Melanie when she tells Ms. Avery.  Ms. Avery insists that Kathleen talk to the school nutritionist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153742 +0000" stop="20260915160441 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty Bucks - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Snake asks Melanie to go to a rock concert with him.  When she can't find the money she needs to buy a concert ticket, she steals the money from her mother's purse, with the intent to pay her back. When a babysitting job falls through, Melanie confesses that she stole the money.  Her mother grounds her, and wont allow her to go to the concert. BLT bets Joey that he can't find a date for Friday night.  After numerous attempts, he finally asks Caitlin, who agrees.  She later finds out that Joey asked her out on a bet and is furious with him.  Joey convinces Caitlin that the money he won wasn't the reason he asked her by ripping up the twenty dollar bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160441 +0000" stop="20260915163138 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Off (1) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tired of living with his grandparents, Wheels decides to track down his birth father.  Joey and Snake attend a concert, where Luke and Shane take acid.  Wheels tells Joey and Snake that he is running away to find his father, and swears them to secrecy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163138 +0000" stop="20260915165836 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Off (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Wheels locates his father at a hotel and surprises him with his arrival.  Wheels's grandmother asks Joey where her grandson is.  Joey reluctantly tells her and she goes to the hotel to take him home.  Wheels tells her he wants to stay with his father.  When Wheels's father tells him that he can't stay, he returns home with his grandmother.  The police inform Luke that they found Shane.  He had jumped from a bridge and is now in a coma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165836 +0000" stop="20260915172534 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Whoopee - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Arthur doesn't like his father's new girlfriend, and him and Yick plot to break them up.  Arthur is frustrated when his attempts don't work, and is shocked to see that his father's girlfriend had spent the night.  At the school open house, Arthur is furious when his father brings his girlfriend.  Arthur feels bad when his father later tells him that he broke up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172534 +0000" stop="20260915175232 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black &amp; White - S03E14</title>
    <desc>BLT invites Michelle to the graduation dance and she accepts.  She introduces him to her parents, who then forbid her to go out with him.  They tell her she is too young to date, but she wonders if they don't want her to date him because he is black.  When she questions her mother about this, her mother says they are just looking out for her.  Michelle decides to go to the dance with BLT anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175232 +0000" stop="20260915181930 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pa-arty! - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Lucy has a party while her parents are out-of-town.  Joey, Snake and Wheels get Clutch to buy a case of beer for them.  They are stopped by the police when they decide to have a drink on their way to Lucy's.  Shane comes out of his coma at the hospital.  When Lucy's parents call from the airport because their flight is cancelled, everyone cleans up and leaves.  Before her parents arrive, Clutch shows up, drunk.  Lucy hurries him out before her parents show up and later breaks up with him because of his drinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181930 +0000" stop="20260915184629 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye-Bye Junior High - S03E16</title>
    <desc>At the end of the school year, Joey asks Caitlin to the graduation dance.  Ms. Avery informs Spike that her grades were poor and encourages her to make them up in correspondence courses.  Faulty wiring causes the fire alarm to go off at the dance as the students stand outside and watch their school burn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184629 +0000" stop="20260915191421 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss Me, Steph - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Stephanie begins her first day of the eighth grade by ignoring her younger brother, Arthur, who is a year younger than her.  Stephanie decides to run for student council president for the school year.  After allowing a good portion of the school's male population to kiss her, she wins the election.  She loses her best friend, Voula, by neglecting to thank her during her speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191421 +0000" stop="20260915194210 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Against her father's orders, Voula attends the school dance, but doesn't tell him she's going.  Stephanie asks Wheels to be her date for the date, and he accepts.  Before arriving, Stephanie, Heather and Erica go to Lucy's house and start drinking her parent's alcohol.  By time they get to the dance, Stephanie is drunk.  After a short time, she runs to the washroom, where she is sick.  Voula is persuaded by everyone to give a speech for the school, that was supposed to have been given by Stephanie.  Voula's father walks into the gym, and takes his daughter home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120453 +0000" stop="20260915125348 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Defeat Muzan Kibutsuji - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Hashira, Sanemi and Iguro, along with their comrades head to an abandoned castle on top of a mountain for a mission, while Tanjiro is being treated at the Butterfly Mansion for the wounds he suffered at the Swordsmith Village. Later on, the Hashira gather at the Ubuyashiki Mansion to hold a Hashira meeting, where Muichiro reveals how the marks manifested. In an effort to strengthen the entire Demon Slayer Corps from the bottom up, the Hashira Training begins...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125348 +0000" stop="20260915131728 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Hashira Giyu Tomioka's Pain - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Kagaya's Kasugai Crow suddenly appears in front of Tamayo and invites her to the Demon Slayer headquarters — even though she is a demon. Meanwhile, Tanjiro, who is recovering at the Butterfly Mansion, receives a letter from Kagaya...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131728 +0000" stop="20260915134109 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fully Recovered Tanjiro Joins the Hashira Training!! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After talking with Tanjiro, Giyu is able to overcome his past self and decides to join the training. Meanwhile, Tanjiro's wounds have healed enough to join the training, and heads to his first training with the former Hashira, Uzui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134109 +0000" stop="20260915140449 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Bring a Smile to One's Face - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After completing training with Uzui, Tanjiro visits the Tokito residence next. The Demon Slayer swordsmen who have already started the training are dispirited by Muichiro's intense training and harsh words. Tanjiro hears the swordsmen discussing if there's anything they can do about it...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140449 +0000" stop="20260915142829 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Even Ate Demons... - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After completing Mitsuri's training, Tanjiro heads to train with Iguro. When he arrives at the training site, Iguro is waiting for him, visibly angry. Will he be able to complete this horrifying training where he'll have to fix his sword skills?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142829 +0000" stop="20260915145209 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strongest of the Demon Slayer Corps - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro and Zenitsu head to Himejima's training site deep in the mountains and reunite with Inosuke and Murata.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145209 +0000" stop="20260915152409 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Hashira Gyomei Himejima - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After Tanjiro reaches a dead end with Himejima's tasks, he runs into Genya coincidentally and manages to move the boulder thanks to his advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152409 +0000" stop="20260915160437 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hashira Unite - S05E08</title>
    <desc>During a silent night when the moon shines, Kagaya finally meets Muzan Kibutsuji, who appears at the Ubuyashiki Mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160437 +0000" stop="20260915162818 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruelty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It is the Taisho Period (i.e. 1912-1926). Tanjiro Kamado is living a modest but blissful life in the mountains with his family. One day, when he returns from selling charcoal in town, he finds the remains of his slaughtered family in pools of blood after a demon attack. Tanjiro rushes down the snowy mountain with the sole survivor, his sister Nezuko, on his back. But on the way, Nezuko suddenly snarls, turning on Tanjiro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162818 +0000" stop="20260915165159 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trainer Sakonji Urokodaki - S01E02</title>
    <desc>At Giyu Tomioka's urging, Tanjiro heads for Mt. Sagiri with his sister Nezuko who's been turned into a demon. During the night, Tanjiro catches the smell of blood from inside a temple. He enters, thinking that someone might be hurt, only to come upon a man-eating demon. When the demon attacks, Tanjiro manages to fight back with his hatchet, but the demon's strength is overwhelming. Just as the demon is about to finish him off, Tanjiro is saved by none other than...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165159 +0000" stop="20260915171541 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabito and Makomo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Demon Slayer Corps... An organization that's been hunting down demons since ancient times. Sakonji Urokodaki starts training Tanjiro for Final Selection, the test for joining the unit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171541 +0000" stop="20260915173922 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Selection - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To pass Final Selection, one must survive for seven days on Mt. Fujikasane where demons captured by the Demon Slayers have been imprisoned. So begins the battle for survival between the young swordsmen and the demons. Armed with the breathing techniques and stances he'd learned from Sakonji Urokodaki, Tanjiro slashes demon after demon. His two years of training have not gone to waste. But just then, a morphed demon appears out of nowhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173922 +0000" stop="20260915180303 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Own Steel - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When day breaks, there are only four swordsmen left standing after the seven-day battle. The guides who greet Tanjiro and the other survivors explain the Demon Slayer Corps system. All four are issued uniforms and Kasugai Crows as messengers, after which they must select the ore for their own Nichirin swords. After gazing hard at each lump of ore, and using his keen sense of smell, the one Tanjiro chooses is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180303 +0000" stop="20260915182644 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swordsman Accompanying a Demon - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro is now clad in the uniform of the Demon Slayer Corps. His Nichirin Sword on his hip, and Nezuko, now awake, in a special box made by Urokodaki on his back, he heads out for his first assignment. A town to the northwest where girls have been vanishing nightly. There, Tanjiro meets Kazumi, haggard with worry after his girlfriend's been abducted. Though he does catch the scent of a demon nearby, there's just no demon in sight. Tanjiro is sure that a demon is behind this sinister incident...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182644 +0000" stop="20260915185025 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muzan Kibutsuji - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Now split into three, the demons have driven Tanjiro into a corner. It is then that Nezuko attacks. Now that she’s become a demon herself, she’s no longer so weak that she needs protection. His mind made up, Tanjiro follows one of the demons into the swamp now spreading across the ground. Waiting for him there is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185025 +0000" stop="20260915191406 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smell of Enchanting Blood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The next mission is in Asakusa, Tokyo. Tanjiro is taken aback by the opulent Taisho Era cityscape, but soon picks up the demon’s scent there. His pursuit of the scent leads him to Muzan Kibutsuji. Tanjiro attempts to strike him down. But Kibutsuji transforms a passerby into demon, triggering a commotion. As Tanjiro desperately tries to get things under control, someone appears before him...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191406 +0000" stop="20260915193747 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temari Demon and Arrow Demon - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It was two demons named Tamayo and Yushiro who came to Tanjiro’s rescue. Using the “Eyeblind” spell, Tamayo guides Tanjiro and Nezuko to her house. There, through his conversation with Tamayo, Tanjiro learns that there is a way to return demons to human form. Just then, two demons in pursuit of Tanjiro locate the house and unleash a furious assault...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121235 +0000" stop="20260915123810 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creature with the Big Feet - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson thinks he has discovered big-foot prints in his   yard which end with hilarity results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123810 +0000" stop="20260915130336 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis, the Confused Cupid - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Dennis becomes confused about love when he hears his   parents and Mr.&amp; Mrs. Wilson argue with one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130336 +0000" stop="20260915132912 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Goes to Washington - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Dennis is appointed by the Mayor to go to Washington   and ask the Senater to pass a bill for a national   Forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132912 +0000" stop="20260915135448 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Basketball Game - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dennis and his friends help a boy who is poor and feels that he   doesn't fit in prepare for and play in the school basketball game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135448 +0000" stop="20260915142024 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson's Allergy - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson is convinced that he is allergic to Dennis   because he sneezes every time Dennis is around. It is   later discovered that it was only the hair tonic that   Dennis had been using what was causing Mr. Wilson's allergies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142024 +0000" stop="20260915144602 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Booties - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Dennis sees baby booties knitted for Mr. Wilson's golf clubs   and he thinks that the Wilson's are having a baby, So he   goes around and tells the whole neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144602 +0000" stop="20260915151137 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Four Boys - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson enters a contest that requires having children,   so he passes Dennis and his friends off as his kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151137 +0000" stop="20260915153707 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis and the Homing Pigeons - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Dennis accidentally ties an important note that belongs to Mr. Wilson on a pigeon, so Mr. Wilson, Henry, Tommy and Dennis go   to where the pigeons roost at night at a spooky house to try and get the note back and end up in the middle of a collage fraternity initiation meant for new fraternity members. After   a bunch of twists and turns they find the pigeon with the note tied on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153707 +0000" stop="20260915160243 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tax on Cats - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson becomes a cat catcher for the police department   to try and enforce a cat leash law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160243 +0000" stop="20260915162819 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uninvited Guest - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Dennis stays at the Wilson's house overnight while his   parents are out of town which turns out to be a long night   for everyone with different incidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162819 +0000" stop="20260915165354 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Plays Robin Hood - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Dennis and his friends decide to play Robin Hood and help   Mr. Wilson(big John) when he is in trouble, only Dennis and   his friends end up making things worse for Mr. Wilson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165354 +0000" stop="20260915171929 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three F's - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson disapproves of the way Dennis' school operates, So   he writes his opinion to the newspaper and spends a day at   school to observe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171929 +0000" stop="20260915174505 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Dye - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson attempts to dye his hair in order to look   younger for an actress he is interviewing for her life   story. However, the dye made his hair look worse and so    he cons Henry into taking his place which end in a bunch   of tangled webs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174505 +0000" stop="20260915181048 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Dog - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson takes in a stray dog he believes is worth a 100 dollar reward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181048 +0000" stop="20260915183624 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxedo Trouble - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Dennis and his friends start up a laundry business and    clean Mr. Wilson's tuxedo, only Dennis gets Mr. Wilson's   tuxedo mixed up with other peoples.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183624 +0000" stop="20260915190204 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawaiian Love Song - S04E33</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson is planning to take Mrs. Wilson to Hawaii. But when   Mr. Wilson has the plane tickets mailed to the Mitchell's,   Alice thinks Henry is taking her to Hawaii.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190204 +0000" stop="20260915192739 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Rabbit's Foot - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Dennis has what he thinks is a lucky rabbit's foot, Mr. Wilson   tricks Dennis into letting him borrow it because he thinks it   will bring him good luck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192739 +0000" stop="20260915195316 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Listen to the Mockingbird - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson has a mockingbird in his yard which is keeping   him awake every night, So he takes the birds nest out of   the tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122326 +0000" stop="20260915124703 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Leaving wallet ringed with yellow circle containg cash on Regent Street.

Identifying three pieces of music conducted, without any orchestra, by Robin Stapleton selected from list of Derren's CD collection.

Invisible Man hypnosis routine with film student.

Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the address of another bystander after a little instruction from Derren.

Orchestra playing a piece (after having started randomly) which was chosen by the conductor and only transmitted to them by his "mental conducting."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124703 +0000" stop="20260915131031 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Derren uses a voodoo doll to restrict a woman's movements and makes a primary teacher transmit her thoughts to her pupils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131031 +0000" stop="20260915133342 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the name of another bystander's pet after a little instruction from Derren.

Undertaker sorting a pile of photographs. Based on the photographs' subjects, Derren reveals that he had unwittingly sorted them into people that were dead, and those that were alive. Derren decribes the process as having been "out of this world."

Michel Roux, Jr cooks a meal which reminds him of a specific occasion, Derren then describes the scene he has pictured and gives the breeds and names of the two dogs in the memory.

A butcher, baker and candlestick maker arrange furniture in a room and then select a toy each. Derren then shows them a room in a dolls' house laid out in the same way with their three figures holding the chosen toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133342 +0000" stop="20260915135609 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Repeatedly identifying the finger thought of by a member of the public, having the subject tell how many fingers Derren is holding up out of sight.

Predicting words given by a psychologist during a word dissociation game. Final prediction of a free choice word.

Derren stopping woman walking across a room by clenching his fist out of her sight. Woman stopping pedestrian walking past the window by clenching her fist.

Derren correctly predicting 'secret' drawing from a dissociated drawing (like the word dissociation game) drawn by the psychologist.

Derren predicting item to be selected from a supermarket by a supermarket designer with a label on his back. The route around the supermaket had also been predicted on an envelope sent earlier in the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135609 +0000" stop="20260915141931 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Derren uses his fingers to see. He also gives Simon Pegg the present he always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141931 +0000" stop="20260915144349 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Derren steals wallets without stealing them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144349 +0000" stop="20260915150751 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Derren guesses numbers and amazes an horologist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150751 +0000" stop="20260915153120 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Derren shows of a quick counting technique and puts someone in a very realistic zombie game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153120 +0000" stop="20260915155520 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Derren shows some card tricks to a cardmaker. He also identifies the owner of a cell phone by the ringtone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155520 +0000" stop="20260915161844 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Derren makes people drunk without the use of alcohol nor drugs. He also impersonates "The Brown Raja who sees all" at a fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161844 +0000" stop="20260915164205 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Derren visits the Valley of Fire, Nevada, where he makes the sun disappear and then shows viewers how he did it. He conducts the same experiment on a group of people in Hollywood, Barcelona and London, and Matt Lucas is dumbfounded by a card trick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164205 +0000" stop="20260915170621 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Derren tries to manipulate the thoughts of athlete Kelly Holmes at a north London running track - with fascinating results. He also attempts to implant notions into the dreams of a sleeping student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170621 +0000" stop="20260915173053 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Derren uses his powers of misdirection and illusion to win a blindfolded noughts and crosses game in London, and finds water divining in the Nevada desert is thirsty work. A group of strangers invited onto the show find they all have something in common.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173053 +0000" stop="20260915175431 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Derren sets out to get two people communicating with each other despite speaking different languages and performs a routine spanning the canals of Venice. He also invites Robbie Williams to a remote location in the East End for a spot of body piercing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175431 +0000" stop="20260915181839 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Derren travels to Vienna, where he performs a perplexing effect on the giant Ferris wheel featured in Orson Welles' The Third Man. He also manipulates a cinema audience to forget a film they have just watched, while Stephen Merchant takes part in a game of fifty-fifty chance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181839 +0000" stop="20260915184256 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Derren performs an old séance trick for Meera Syal, makes an amputee feel sensation in their missing limb and demonstrates a memory feat in Monaco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184256 +0000" stop="20260915190649 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Derren makes a taxi driver forget about an obvious destination. He also plays chess against nine of the U.K.'s top chess players.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190649 +0000" stop="20260915193042 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On the Street: Derren could read how many fingers someone was holding up (behind their back and then in their pockets). Then he made them read how many fingers he held up.
Martin Kemp: Derren guessed what object Martin was going to choose from 150 objects, before he had chosen it.
Penalty Shoot-Out: Derren predicts, split-seconds before the penalty is taken, where a mid-fielder is going to kick the ball into the goal, five times. He gets it right every time.
Memory: Derren draws a building almost perfectly from memory, but it turns out to be a mirror image.
Penalty Light Test: A goalie guesses every time which button the mid-fielder presses, as they turn on the same lights at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193042 +0000" stop="20260915195418 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Leaving wallet ringed with yellow circle containg cash on Regent Street.

Identifying three pieces of music conducted, without any orchestra, by Robin Stapleton selected from list of Derren's CD collection.

Invisible Man hypnosis routine with film student.

Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the address of another bystander after a little instruction from Derren.

Orchestra playing a piece (after having started randomly) which was chosen by the conductor and only transmitted to them by his "mental conducting."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123035 +0000" stop="20260915131211 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Beginning - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Circles must tighten as a new discovery within the conspiracy emerges. Tension rises between Aaron and Emily as suspicions loom in the White House. A new lead places Agent Wells closer than before to the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131211 +0000" stop="20260915135349 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backfire - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An investigative journalist shocks the White House when he reveals classified information during a press briefing and leaves Seth struggling to contain the damage from the leaked story. Hannah unearths a key connection between MacLeish and the conspiracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135349 +0000" stop="20260915143445 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Commander-in-Chief - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Turmoil in an African country forces President Kirkman to rely on an unlikely ally for help. Hannah’s investigation into the Capitol bombing takes an unexpected turn. Emily settles into her role as chief of staff. Aaron has to make a difficult choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143445 +0000" stop="20260915151632 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hundred Days - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As President Kirkman releases an agenda to reset his presidency, Alex makes a controversial public statement that threatens to derail it. Agent Wells unknowingly finds herself in the center of a dangerous trap while getting closer to the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151632 +0000" stop="20260915155740 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Lines - S01E16</title>
    <desc>President Kirkman forms an unlikely alliance in the hopes of passing his first bill. Agent Ritter is briefed by Agent Wells about a new alarming threat to the nation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155740 +0000" stop="20260915163917 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ninth Seat - S01E17</title>
    <desc>As President Kirkman struggles to put together a new Supreme Court, FBI Agent Hannah Wells goes undercover and discovers much more than she ever could have imagined. Seth Wright has to contend with journalist Abe Leonard, who returns from the Middle East with an explosive story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163917 +0000" stop="20260915172031 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazarus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As President Kirkman considers candidates for Vice President, Kimble Hookstraten finds herself embroiled in scandal. Agent Wells and Jason Atwood return from North Dakota with a critical new lead while journalist Abe Leonard’s investigation takes an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172031 +0000" stop="20260915180114 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misalliance - S01E19</title>
    <desc>As the White House gears up for President Kirkman’s first international summit, Kimble Hookstraten faces her toughest political battle yet when her speakership is challenged. Meanwhile, Alex wrestles with whether or not to bring the kids back to Washington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180114 +0000" stop="20260915184139 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombshell - S01E20</title>
    <desc>President Kirkman’s first international summit is derailed when journalist Abe Leonard publishes an explosive article. Hannah Wells uncovers the conspiracy’s next target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184139 +0000" stop="20260915192303 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brace for Impact - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hannah Wells must stop the conspiracy from carrying out a final attack while President Kirkman authorizes a nationwide manhunt for the mastermind behind it all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120746 +0000" stop="20260915123204 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lollipop Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123204 +0000" stop="20260915125613 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardnership - S05E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125613 +0000" stop="20260915131953 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairy Tales - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gloria is angry with a magazine ad but her attitude lands her a job at the magazine firm. However, she can't decide what to do her ad on. Fortunately, she has help from her "fairy godmothers" Porkpie and Matthew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131953 +0000" stop="20260915134418 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Match - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Matthew is in love and wants to get married. Again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134418 +0000" stop="20260915140831 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coughs And Sneezes - S05E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140831 +0000" stop="20260915143227 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss Of The Spiderman - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Spider persuades Desmond that he could get more customers but it is all young teens, which doesn't please Desmond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143227 +0000" stop="20260915145626 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Lads And A Lady - S05E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145626 +0000" stop="20260915152042 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shirley's Sermon - S05E11</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152042 +0000" stop="20260915154510 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter Of Life And Death - S05E12</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154510 +0000" stop="20260915160934 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Patter Of Little Feet - S05E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160934 +0000" stop="20260915163355 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Me A Favour - S06E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163355 +0000" stop="20260915165755 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatchet Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165755 +0000" stop="20260915172209 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Georgetown Dreaming - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Shirley and Desmond look at the good and bad points of what life would have been like if they had moved back to Guyana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172209 +0000" stop="20260915174621 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demon Barber II (Turbo) - S06E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174621 +0000" stop="20260915181007 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Letters - S06E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181007 +0000" stop="20260915183427 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planning Permission - S06E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183427 +0000" stop="20260915185833 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speech - S06E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185833 +0000" stop="20260915192243 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgement Day - S06E08</title>
    <desc>An American preacher sues Desmond for a bad haircut that happened around 20 years ago. Lee tries to change the mind of his lawyer niece by taking her out on dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192243 +0000" stop="20260915194649 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return Of Hyacinth Green - S06E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122448 +0000" stop="20260915125251 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Just as they're losing their farm, Lance and Andy start finding good stuff. But old enemies are sniffing around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125251 +0000" stop="20260915132121 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Andy and Lance go to great lengths to protect their land. An audacious theft leaves Lance reeling. Andy quits his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132121 +0000" stop="20260915134949 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lance is obsessed with finding the thief that stole his gold, while Andy's lies are catching up with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134949 +0000" stop="20260915141806 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Andy and Lance become eco-warriors when they find their beloved oak tree is due to be felled. Andy stumbles upon treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141806 +0000" stop="20260915144701 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Andy and Lance have a last day on the farm, one last chance to pull out all the stops and find that gold. Terry's got a new gazebo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144701 +0000" stop="20260915151552 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lance and Andy embark on a journey towards the discovery of a lifetime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151552 +0000" stop="20260915154428 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lance and Andy are on the trail of the holy grail of metal detecting - the final resting place of King Sexred of the East Saxons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154428 +0000" stop="20260915161240 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Terry is keen to help Lance and Andy search at a farm, as he's convinced that's where Larry Bishop has buried his missing wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161240 +0000" stop="20260915164134 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Terry announces he is standing down as leader of the DMDC, unleashing a bitter winner-takes-all scramble for presidential power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164134 +0000" stop="20260915171041 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Even though Andy, Lance, Becky and Sophie are barely talking to each other, their secrets are on the verge of being revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171041 +0000" stop="20260915173943 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A huge hole has been excavated, and police are looking into it. Larry Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared without trace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173943 +0000" stop="20260915180640 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Andy's been thinking about internet dating for Lance, who's still not over the departure of his ex-wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180640 +0000" stop="20260915183458 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Andy spots something suspicious, and Sophie cracks on with her new friend at the library. The club is visited by the mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183458 +0000" stop="20260915190344 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Russell and Hugh embark on their mission to recover the mayor's chain of office from the car park in Barnfather Woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190344 +0000" stop="20260915193248 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Andy suddenly has a job interview to go to, Lance has a lot of catching up to do, and there's the mystery of the buried bomber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121927 +0000" stop="20260915124039 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Run - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After a year on the lam across the continental US, the Parkers finally settle into the last place anyone will be looking for them. Alaska. But their lies and deceits soon come back to haunt them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124039 +0000" stop="20260915130150 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stop - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Between the children hitting puberty and Robin’s long work hours and incessant partying, Nate struggles with his new role as stay-at-home father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130150 +0000" stop="20260915132301 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mark - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Edie continues to surveil the Parkers and is looking for the stupidest member of the family to get close to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132301 +0000" stop="20260915134402 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goal - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Edie has gone undercover, posing as an assistant coach of Jared and Delilah's hockey team. When they go on the road together, Robin suddenly gets a little jealous of this mysterious stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134402 +0000" stop="20260915140509 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boat - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With Robin out of work, its Nate's turn to earn-- on an Alaskan factory fishing trawler. But it's only 7 months of rotting fish, meth fumes, and family separation. What could go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140509 +0000" stop="20260915142606 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vows - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Upon returning home from a winter at sea, Nate is left at the dock by his family. After a lift back to his "life"in town, he soon realizes things change fast. And he's not sure he likes it. Actually, he really hates it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142606 +0000" stop="20260915144708 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Water - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A look back at Robin and Nate's first vacation together. A trip to the tropics and their first time alone since the kids were born. Spoiler Alert. They have an awful time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144708 +0000" stop="20260915150812 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Nate is reunited with his family and pulls off an evacuation away from Edie and the feds. Unfortunately, he didn't have much time to plan it and he has to rely on a terminally ill, 90 year old Alaskan bush pilot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150812 +0000" stop="20260915152914 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Funeral - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Having crashed their plane into the Alaskan wilderness the family must rely on one another to survive. It's like the Revenant. But less cold and grunting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152914 +0000" stop="20260915155019 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Parkers finally happen upon help in an abandoned ghost town which is filled with deadly serious Pacific Rim LARPERS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155019 +0000" stop="20260915161212 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Parkers embark on a world-wide search to find their runaway daughter Delilah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161212 +0000" stop="20260915163217 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Following a breakthrough, the Parkers return to their hometown to find their daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163217 +0000" stop="20260915165321 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Nate and Robin head to Ithaca expecting to find their daughter but find a new family member instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165321 +0000" stop="20260915171354 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The B.J. - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Nate gets caught in the worst “parent trap” ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171354 +0000" stop="20260915173417 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Year - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Delilah and Jared reunite and catch up on the past year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173417 +0000" stop="20260915175438 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game Show - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Parkers go on a Japanese Game Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175438 +0000" stop="20260915181539 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Entertainer - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jared comes up with a morbid plan to reunite the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181539 +0000" stop="20260915183649 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Same - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Nate and Robin chase their kids around the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183649 +0000" stop="20260915185815 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bride - S04E09</title>
    <desc>In order to save his family Nate ends up on a Russian bride tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185815 +0000" stop="20260915191914 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Groom - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Nate finally gets married to save his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191914 +0000" stop="20260915194049 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125343 +0000" stop="20260915135336 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Is a Lie - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Abby befriends a graffiti artist named Pilar and takes a surprising trip downtown. Candy sets a firm line with Hank when it comes to money. As Todd’s health worsens, he reexamines his priorities and asks for Paul’s support. Melissa is forced to face her past. Alston explores different strategies for getting a shady SRO owner to sell. Bobby pays Joey a visit on Wall Street as Joey’s latest money-making scheme grows bigger. Tensions rise between Frankie and Rudy as a buyer complains about Frankie’s product.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135336 +0000" stop="20260915145216 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Can Never Go Home - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lori returns to New York for an audition and runs into some familiar faces. While searching for actors for her new film, Candy speaks to her critics at a Women Against Pornography meeting. As things heat up with Jennifer, Alston takes a drastic step to deliver for Goldman. Melissa leaves the city. Abby grows closer to Pilar as her relationship with Vincent wanes. Vincent and Frankie celebrate an eventful birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145216 +0000" stop="20260915155225 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Only Get One - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With his club shuttered, a distraught Vincent follows a lead down a dangerous path. Paul reaches out to Tod's parents. Candy battles Harvey over her latest script and reunites with her estranged son, Adam. Lori hits the feature dancing circuit with mixed results. Abby reflects on her choices when she gets an unexpected visitor. Bobby does right by Black Frankie. Alston defends the plan to clean up Midtown. Gene reckons with his conflicted personal life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155225 +0000" stop="20260915165528 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Trust Thing - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a personal loss, Candy finds the emotional core of her latest movie. Abby confronts Vincent after she makes an alarming discovery. Paul turns to activism as the AIDS epidemic continues to ravage New York's gay community. Vincent tips off Rudy to Tommy's disloyalty. Lori realizes she's on her own when both Greg and Kiki let her down. Bobby learns why the women who worked for him have abandoned the French Parlor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165528 +0000" stop="20260915175955 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's a Wrap - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A struggling Lori turns to Candy for help before revisiting The Deuce. Candy makes a surprising deal to secure funding for her film. Abby takes a stand against the latest phase of Midtown redevelopment. After a difficult visit with Mike, Vincent is approached by a candid Tommy, who explains the new world order. Bobby realizes that times have changed and considers Joey's latest money-making scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175955 +0000" stop="20260915191148 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finish It - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Big changes come to The Deuce as Gene sees opportunity in the city's public health crisis. Vincent looks to get out from under the mob's thumb and makes peace with Abby, who decides to pursue a new future. Candy makes a critical choice in her relationship with Hank. Harvey speaks his mind about Candy's film. Alston recognizes the truth of Midtown's redevelopment. Melissa makes a commitment, while Loretta takes on a big responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124106 +0000" stop="20260915132816 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hop a Freighter - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dexter must do damage control; Debra's speculation begins to take shape; Quinn becomes involved in a homicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132816 +0000" stop="20260915142356 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Dexter's situation grows desperate when he discovers that Lumen's been set up. Despite knowing he's being baited into a trap, Dexter risks everything to make sure he doesn't fall into the same mistake again. In the Barrel Girls case, Debra lets her personal feelings lead her instincts once she concludes that vigilantes are more than just a theory. Quinn finds himself in a troublesome situation, which only Dexter can help him out of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142356 +0000" stop="20260915151744 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Kinds of Things - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Dexter shows up at his 20th high-school reunion with the intention of confronting the former prom king. Elsewhere, an investigation into a heinous murder with religious overtones leads Dexter to ponder spiritual matters and wonder about his son's legacy. And an unexpected situation results in Debra becoming a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151744 +0000" stop="20260915161107 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Time... - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Brother Sam, a minister with a criminal history, is brought in by the homicide department to help solve a macabre murder, but Dexter sees him for what he really is, and it's definitely not a man of God. Elsewhere, Debra's sudden hero status elicits a pair of surprising proposals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161107 +0000" stop="20260915170135 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokey and the Bandit - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dexter is confronted with a sobering glimpse of his own potential future when a serial killer from his past makes a startling reappearance; Debra is uncomfortable in her new job; Travis struggles to keep his mentor happy, as he and Gellar prepare a new twisted tableau, ensuring Debra's next task will be a daunting one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170135 +0000" stop="20260915175349 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse of a Different Color - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Much to his own surprise, an emergency with Harrison and a new tableau from Gellar and Travis has Dexter leaning on Brother Sam and an unexpected winged messenger for support as he questions the idea of faith; with proof of a religiously motivated killer, Homicide hunts for a zealot, with Debra giving her first official press conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175349 +0000" stop="20260915184510 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Angel of Death - S06E05</title>
    <desc>With the help of his newfound friend Brother Sam, Dexter wonders if there is light within him to counter the darkness, while the search for the Doomsday Killers takes him in a new direction; Batista and Quinn pay a visit to the university where Professor Gellar taught; due to departmental regulations following the shooting, Debra is forced to begin therapy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184510 +0000" stop="20260915193929 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Let Go - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Dexter is caught up in a very personal case that awakens the needs of his Dark Passenger; Debra feels overwhelmed by her new Lieutenant duties, made all the more complicated when she finds out Quinn slept with a witness in the Doomsday case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122018 +0000" stop="20260915124236 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean Commotion - S02E31</title>
    <desc>While at the beach, Dee Dee (who's wearing a mermaid swimsuit) gets captured by a maniac sailor so Dexter must rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124236 +0000" stop="20260915130451 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus Boy - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Dexter must go to the back of the school bus to retrieve his pencil, where another kid got lost years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130451 +0000" stop="20260915132721 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Justice Friends: Things That Go Bonk in the Night - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Krunk stays awake all night watching The Puppet Pals Show Marathon, so his brain starts playing him tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132721 +0000" stop="20260915134937 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ol' McDexter - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Dexter is sent to summer camp, in a place far away from civilization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134937 +0000" stop="20260915141210 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sassy Come Home - S02E35</title>
    <desc>While the family is at the woods, Dexter goes searching for the Mighty Bigfoot, if Dee Dee doesn't find him first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141210 +0000" stop="20260915143430 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Finish - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Dexter must stop Dee Dee from showing some pictures (that she took earlier in Dexter's lab) to Mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143430 +0000" stop="20260915145647 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Check Unconventional - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Dexter and two friends go to the Star Check Convention, but certain confusion might send them to a different one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145647 +0000" stop="20260915151914 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter is Dirty - S02E38</title>
    <desc>To avoid the bath, Dexter decides to laminate himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151914 +0000" stop="20260915154355 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cream Scream - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Dexter will do anything to make the ice cream vendor stop to get some ice cream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154355 +0000" stop="20260915155118 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decode of Honor - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee get their Action Hank and Pony Puff Secret Codes mixed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155118 +0000" stop="20260915155840 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Mom - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Dexter newest creation gives Mom super powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155840 +0000" stop="20260915160604 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultrajerk 2000 - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Dexter's robot takes over his lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160604 +0000" stop="20260915161326 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Techno Turtle - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Dexter heals a turtle by giving him loads of modern, techno stuff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161326 +0000" stop="20260915162048 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Dexter makes himself invisible to make sure Mom and Dad give him what he wants for his birthday, the Ultimate Mayor Glory Action Figure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162048 +0000" stop="20260915162815 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Your Goat - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee go to South America in order to find the chupacabras, an animal that Dexter created.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162815 +0000" stop="20260915163538 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Dee Be Deep - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Dee Dee, who's not exactly good at singing, gets Dexter's help on getting a better voice, but not the voice Dexter was expecting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163538 +0000" stop="20260915164300 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>911 - S02E47</title>
    <desc>When Dexter's favorite show gets interrupted by an emergency, he searches all town trying to find it and solve so regular broadcast returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164300 +0000" stop="20260915165026 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down in the Dumps - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee go to the dumps to retrieve Dee Dee's lost teddy bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165026 +0000" stop="20260915170145 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfortunate Cookie - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee get trapped with a Finger trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170145 +0000" stop="20260915171237 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muffin King - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee must stop Dad from eating Mom's muffins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171237 +0000" stop="20260915172000 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Day - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Dexter finds out he's ugly, so he transforms his face to look better for the school photo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172000 +0000" stop="20260915172723 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now That's a Stretch - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Dexter combines himself with bubble gum to become more stretchable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172723 +0000" stop="20260915173451 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter Detention - S02E53</title>
    <desc>Dexter is send to detention after a confusion during a test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173451 +0000" stop="20260915174213 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Baby - S02E54</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee want to become older, but instead they make everyone else a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174213 +0000" stop="20260915174936 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M For Monkey: Peltra - S02E55</title>
    <desc>A new female villain named Peltra wants Monkey's Coat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174936 +0000" stop="20260915175702 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I.R.L. Squad - S02E56</title>
    <desc>Dee Dee, LeeLee and MeeMee become crime fighters, but of course they will not actually fight crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175702 +0000" stop="20260915180426 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sports a Poppin' - S02E57</title>
    <desc>Dad wants to show Dexter the joy of sports.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180426 +0000" stop="20260915181148 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koos a la Goop a Goop - S02E58</title>
    <desc>Koosy tells Dee Dee that he is the king of the land of Koos, but when Dee Dee goes there...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181148 +0000" stop="20260915181915 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Dee Dee - S02E59</title>
    <desc>Dee-Dee refuses any kind of help from Dexter on her science project, when Dee-Dee shows Dexter her show-and-tell product, he criticises it heavily and offers his own..contributions</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181915 +0000" stop="20260915182639 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topped Off - S02E60</title>
    <desc>Surprised of the results coffee causes on Mom and Dad, Dexter and Dee Dee decide to try it themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182639 +0000" stop="20260915183401 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Dee's Tail - S02E61</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses his science to turn Dee Dee into a horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183401 +0000" stop="20260915184124 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Power Trip - S02E62</title>
    <desc>Dexter overloads the energy of the laboratory, so he makes numerous tries to reload it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184124 +0000" stop="20260915185209 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Mom - S02E63</title>
    <desc>After Dexter did something really bad at school, he gets her mother called, so to not ruin his reputation, he turns Dee Dee into Mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185209 +0000" stop="20260915190359 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing - S02E64</title>
    <desc>After Dexter gets bitten by a clown, he turns into one every night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190359 +0000" stop="20260915191135 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter's Lab: A Story - S02E65</title>
    <desc>On his way home, Dexter gets followed by a labrador, when he teaches him to speak, the dog becomes even more annoying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191135 +0000" stop="20260915191859 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coupon For Craziness - S02E66</title>
    <desc>A confusion at the supermarket makes Dexter go home with a different, yet extremely scientific, family; but who is home with his real family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191859 +0000" stop="20260915192626 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Off Wet - S02E67</title>
    <desc>Dexter is afraid of taking a dive at the pool because Dad always pushes him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192626 +0000" stop="20260915193349 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Critical Gas - S02E68</title>
    <desc>After Dexter eats a giant burrito he believes he's going to die, so he makes a list of everything he must do before that time comes. (Including, make Mom and Dad happy, do dishes, free Robots, make World Peace, end World's hunger, learn to dance, make Dee Dee happy, shut down the Main System... and tell Mom and Dad about the secret laboratory).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193349 +0000" stop="20260915194112 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Save the World You Jerk! - S02E69</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Mandark must team up in order to save the Earth from a meteor rain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194112 +0000" stop="20260915194839 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Average Joe - S02E70</title>
    <desc>After an I.Q. test defines Dexter as "average", he decides to live an average life hanging out with an average boy of last name Smith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194839 +0000" stop="20260915195601 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rushmore Rumble - S02E71</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Mandark mechanize the giant figures of Lincoln and Washington from the Mount Rushmore statues and wreak havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122513 +0000" stop="20260915125116 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Letters from One Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Rob writes an episode of another show, but after presenting the script to Alan, isn't sure whether he really wants him working on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125116 +0000" stop="20260915131704 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Pills and Purple Parents - S04E10</title>
    <desc>In a flashback to when they were first married, Laura is nervous about meeting Rob's parents.  Millie gives her some pills that could help her relax, but Laura doesn't really want to try them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131704 +0000" stop="20260915134304 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Rob tries to help get a raise for Buddy and Sally but finds that hard to do after talking with Alan Brady's accountant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134304 +0000" stop="20260915140908 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death of the Party - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After golfing against Laura's wishes, Rob tries to hide the fact he is sick as he helps Laura prepare a party.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Two Show-Offs and Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a writer comes to do a piece on the Alan Brady Show, Rob is worried about how Buddy and Sally will act in front of her.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk - S04E14</title>
    <desc>An old army buddy comes looking for a job and hopes Rob will return an old favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145951 +0000" stop="20260915152548 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare $2500? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Rob,Buddy, &amp; Sally have just spent 11 hours finishing a script, but on his way home, Rob is so tired, that he leaves the only copy at Grand Central Station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152548 +0000" stop="20260915155148 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impractical Joke - S04E16</title>
    <desc>After Buddy plays a practical joke on Rob, Rob tells him that he'll get even.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155148 +0000" stop="20260915161734 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stacey Petrie (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sally is asked to help Rob's brother Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) go out on a practice date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161734 +0000" stop="20260915164256 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stacey Petrie (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Stacey finally meets the girl he's been corresponding with while he was in the army - except he's been signing someone else's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164256 +0000" stop="20260915170833 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy #1, Boy #2 - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Laura &amp; Millie drive Rob crazy when their sons are cast in a commercial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170833 +0000" stop="20260915173407 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Redcoats Are Coming - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Rob offers to hide rock and roll stars The Redcoats at his home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173407 +0000" stop="20260915175957 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Pillow - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rob takes a pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175957 +0000" stop="20260915182549 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man With a Shoehorn - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Rob and Buddy invest in Uncle Lou's shoe store.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182549 +0000" stop="20260915185048 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Will Be Boys - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Richie keeps getting beat up at school, and Rob and Laura have to figure out why he won't defend himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185048 +0000" stop="20260915191645 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bupkis - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rob can't figure out how an old song he wrote is being played as a radio commercial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191645 +0000" stop="20260915194248 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Home Sweet Home is My Home - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A flashback episode about Rob and Laura's long search to find their house, with Millie and Jerry looking too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120650 +0000" stop="20260915122151 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hart Broken - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart is sick and tired of the green screens and CGI movie magic, he wants action and he's hellbent on proving that he's ready to be a bona-fide action star; Kevin comes up with a cinéma vérité action film for his breakout role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122151 +0000" stop="20260915123353 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123353 +0000" stop="20260915124523 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124523 +0000" stop="20260915125637 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125637 +0000" stop="20260915130717 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130717 +0000" stop="20260915131641 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131641 +0000" stop="20260915132606 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132606 +0000" stop="20260915134003 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134003 +0000" stop="20260915135751 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135751 +0000" stop="20260915140908 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140908 +0000" stop="20260915141927 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141927 +0000" stop="20260915143406 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143406 +0000" stop="20260915144506 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144506 +0000" stop="20260915145804 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145804 +0000" stop="20260915151729 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151729 +0000" stop="20260915152654 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152654 +0000" stop="20260915153434 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on Fire - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets his action star mentor, Coach Ron Wilcox, as he enters a world of pain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153434 +0000" stop="20260915154243 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets Jordan King, his new classmate in Ron Wilcox’s Action Star School and she’s here to kick some ass. Kevin’s ass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154243 +0000" stop="20260915154943 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lies, and Videotape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Things get up close and personal for Kevin and Jordan as Coach Ron teaches a master class in lovemaking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154943 +0000" stop="20260915155659 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truman Show - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Kevin grows paranoid about Coach Ron, he enlists Jordan’s help in getting to the bottom of Coach Ron’s secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155659 +0000" stop="20260915160439 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Godfather - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin is still convinced Ron is involved in something sinister. When Josh Hartnett arrives for a lesson in firearms, Kevin attempts to escape for his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160439 +0000" stop="20260915161304 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After escaping the school, Kevin encounters a dangerous situation. He’s faced with a choice: go back to comedy, or find the strength to carry on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161304 +0000" stop="20260915162138 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boys - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns the school is actually a front for a film. He also learns his suspicions of Ron were true and now they’re in the middle of a real-life crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162138 +0000" stop="20260915163048 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Free or Die Hard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan hide from the assailants in the school. With nothing to protect them but props, they must put their action star skills to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163048 +0000" stop="20260915163833 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It’s Kevin’s moment to be a leading man. His friends are hurt. The criminals are coming. Does he have what it takes to become the action hero of his dreams?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163833 +0000" stop="20260915165334 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hart Broken - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart is sick and tired of the green screens and CGI movie magic, he wants action and he's hellbent on proving that he's ready to be a bona-fide action star; Kevin comes up with a cinéma vérité action film for his breakout role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165334 +0000" stop="20260915170535 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170535 +0000" stop="20260915171705 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171705 +0000" stop="20260915172820 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172820 +0000" stop="20260915173900 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173900 +0000" stop="20260915174823 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174823 +0000" stop="20260915175749 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175749 +0000" stop="20260915181145 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181145 +0000" stop="20260915182934 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182934 +0000" stop="20260915184051 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184051 +0000" stop="20260915185109 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185109 +0000" stop="20260915190548 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190548 +0000" stop="20260915191648 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191648 +0000" stop="20260915192947 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192947 +0000" stop="20260915194911 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194911 +0000" stop="20260915195837 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122052 +0000" stop="20260915124441 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Child - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Denise befriends Cougar, an extremely intelligent and creative student from her philosophy class. Cougar asks Denise to sneak her into the dorm for the night, claiming that her roommate has been letting an annoying boyfriend sleep over. Although she is supposed to stay on the couch, Cougar tries to use Whitley's room while Whitley is in the infirmary receiving treatment for a sprained ankle. Cougar gets caught, and Denise lashes out at her. Cougar reveals that she is not really a student at Hillman. She is an orphan who has been homeless since age 15, and started showing up for classes to increase her education. Dwayne and Denise ask Lettie to lobby the dean to enroll Cougar on scholarship, but Cougar initially balks at taking the SAT.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124441 +0000" stop="20260915130806 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Cupid - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dwayne tries to use his radio show to get a Valentine's Day date. He invents a dream man named Darrell Walker in the hopes of eliciting attention from the ladies. Although everyone else realizes that Darrell is obviously Dwayne, Whitley decides to investigate. Ron and Millie hook up while serving as go-betweens. A long-lost flame surprises Lettie with a visit. The couple worked together to publish incendiary material about the South African government, but she rejected his marriage proposal because she could not sacrifice her dreams. Marcus leaves after an argument, but Denise gets him to come back by making a radio dedication in Lettie's name. Marcus explains to Lettie that he is not trying to win her back; he is happily married, and simply wanted to give her a photo of his daughter--whom he named after Lettie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130806 +0000" stop="20260915133200 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Must Go On - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Denise and Whitley earn lead roles in Maggie's play, a bizarre (and painfully long) adaptation of the story of Adam and Eve. Denise and Whitley vie for the affections of their leading man, who seems to thrive from the attention. When the girls learn that Rick already has a girlfriend, they allow their anger to affect their performances. Although the play ends abruptly after Whitley tries to strangle Rick, Maggie still receives rave reviews. Meanwhile, Dwayne and Ron struggle to design the sets without exceeding their 35-dollar budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133200 +0000" stop="20260915135556 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Hillman - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Whitley enters the Miss Hillman pageant in order to win the approval of her mother, a former pageant winner whom Whitley can never seem to please. Denise decides to fight the elitism of the pageant by convincing Dwayne to enter. The Gilbert Hall residents infuriate Whitley by backing Dwayne as their representantive in Miss Hillman. A fraternity sponsors Whitley; its members, along with other students, constantly mock Dwayne and play cruel pranks on him. Ron and Walter encourage him to save face by dropping out of the pageant. Dwayne refuses, and declares that the harassment he has received has prompted him to reconsider the way he treats women. Although Whitley receives more votes than Dwayne, she loses badly to another girl. Lettie and Denise recognize her disappointment and urge her to live her own life, without worrying about her mother's opinion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135556 +0000" stop="20260915141916 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speech Therapy - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jaleesa panics at the prospect of making a speech in front of her poetry class. The professor takes pity on her and allows her to substitute a paper for the speech, but suggests that she learn to take risks. Jaleesa stammers her way through the speech; Professor Foster congratulates her on her courage and gives her a B because her content offset the horrible presentation. Denise forgets to pay back some money she had borrowed from Maggie a month earlier. Instead of reminding Denise about the debt, Maggie privately obsesses over the matter. Whitley's humidifier breaks, and she cannot call a repairman without exposing the fact that she has an illegal appliance. Dwayne and Ron help her ship it out for repairs, only to get busted by Lettie. Lettie reveals that she knew about the device; it no longer worked because she had unplugged it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141916 +0000" stop="20260915144236 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clair's Last Stand - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Maggie and Denise plan a summer vacation in Greece. Denise realizes that her parents may not allow her to go, let alone agree to finance the trip, because of her terrible grades. She plans to soften up her mother during a weekend visit. Clair arrives at Hillman on her own after Denise fails to pick her up on time, and Lettie unwittingly fills her in on the trip. Clair refuses to let Denise go to Greece. She and Cliff have decided to make Denise get a summer job, in the hopes that she might take her education seriously if she helps finance it. Denise believes that her parents consider her worthless, but Clair eases her mind. Jaleesa decides to join Maggie in Greece. Whitley fears that she will have to spend her birthday alone after Millie bails on her because of plans with Ron. She does not realize that Millie and Ron have thrown together a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144236 +0000" stop="20260915150632 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only for One Night - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During the last week of school, Denise accepts a date with Dwayne. She insists that they are only going out as friends, although her roommates note that Dwayne believes otherwise. Dwayne gets reservations at an expensive Japanese restaurant, but has to scramble for a way to pay for dinner after spending all his money on a suit. Whitley becomes despondent when she fails to get an internship in New York, as she must now spend her summer in Richmond with her judgmental mother. Whitley gives Dwayne forty dollars for dinner because she wants someone to find happiness. She shows up at the restaurant in the middle of the date and begins complaining about her problems. She shocks Denise and Dwayne with the revelation that she considers them her only true friends. Although Whitley offers to leave, Dwayne lets her cry on his shoulder and gives advice on how to deal with her mother. Denise is so touched by Dwayne's actions that she begins to see him in a new light. He reads her a poem he had writ</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150632 +0000" stop="20260915153022 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back, Little Eggby - S01E21</title>
    <desc>As a class assignment, Maggie and Dwayne must care for eggs as if they were children. Maggie becomes extremely wrapped up in the project, and nearly skips her volleyball game because she is worried about the egg. She finally allows Jaleesa to watch the egg, as she is already babysitting Stevie's son J.T. Jaleesa leaves Whitley in charge while she helps Denise find a calculator, and the egg disappears. Maggie completely freaks out and puts up fliers around the campus. Stevie reminds Maggie that the egg is not a child; she states that real parents can also make their share of mistakes. Although Stevie is a good mother, she once lost track of J.T. in a department store. They discover that J.T. liked the egg so much that he had taken it to his room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153022 +0000" stop="20260915155309 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dinner with Theo - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Denise becomes depressed about her grades. To take her mind of her troubles, she calls her brother Theo and asks him to visit for the weekend. Theo, a high school senior, is considering applying to Hillman. He quickly makes friends on campus and has little time for Denise because of his busy social calendar. During an interview, the dean stresses that Hillman is a very difficult academic school. He warns Theo that his fun-filled weekend might be giving him the wrong impression. Denise later reiterates this over dinner; she was an excellent student in high school, and now is having trouble just passing her classes. She wants to take a semester off, but Theo encourages her to tough it out. Meanwhile, Maggie tries to write a letter to her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155309 +0000" stop="20260915161540 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. War is Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the school year begins, Dwayne faces the prospect of taking a calculus class from Col. Taylor, a tough professor nicknamed "Dr. War." He fears that Col. Taylor could expose his academic success as a fluke and destroy his dreams of becoming an engineer, so he asks Walter to help him get into another section. Walter believes that Dwayne could thrive under Col. Taylor's tutelage, and asks the professor to talk to him. Col. Taylor manages to change Dwayne's mind and convince him to enroll in his class. Whitley meets new roommate Kim Reese, a headstrong freshman who plans to become a doctor. Whitley hopes to intimidate Kim and drive her to another room, but finds it impossible to break her. Jaleesa's cheerful freshman roommate, Freddie Brooks, develops a massive crush on Dwayne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161540 +0000" stop="20260915163912 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Gentlemen of Hillman - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dwayne pairs with irresponsible Ron to write a philosophy paper. Ron refuses to do his share of the work, instead purchasing a ten-year-old paper. Dwayne is furious, particularly because he turned down an offer from a good student in order to work with Ron. Jaleesa warns Dwayne that his comments about Ron may have been too harsh. In spite of his reservations, Dwayne decides to show his loyalty to Ron by using the old paper. Ron discovers that Whitley bought the same paper, and he and Dwayne are forced to work all weekend to finish the project. Ron later learns that Whitley never bought a paper; she helped Dwayne with a scam to trick Ron into actually working. Kim gets a job at campus hangout The Pit. Freddie is rejected by dozens of potential employers, but vows to keep trying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163912 +0000" stop="20260915170143 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Late Afternoon - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Walter asks Jaleesa on a date. She refuses because she is involved in a long-distance relationship. She finally agrees to join him for dinner, with the stipulation that they are just friends. Jaleesa has a great time with Walter and even shares a slow dance with him. However, she still refuses to break up with her boyfriend. Dwayne and Ron start a wake-up service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170143 +0000" stop="20260915172517 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Lover - S02E04</title>
    <desc>During a party celebrating the end of midterms, Dwayne finds himself attracted to Whitley. She agrees to dance with him, but runs out after he grabs her ass. Whitley is disturbed by an erotic dream about Dwayne, for which Kim teases her mercilessly. Whitley daydreams about Dwayne in the computer lab. After he helps her retrieve a file, she kisses him without thinking. Dwayne believes that Whitley is the secret admirer who sent him brownies and a poetry book; he becomes convinced that she wants him. Kim saves him from humiliation by revealing that Freddie sent the gifts. Whitley confesses to Lettie that she is a virgin. Lettie assures her that she has no reason to be embarrassed, and says that she shouldn't read too much into dreams. When Freddie offers to bow out, Whitley melodramatically declares that she will step aside and let Freddie have Dwayne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172517 +0000" stop="20260915174848 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Girls Three - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Whitley and Jaleesa team up for an audition to sing backup at an upcoming Gladys Knight concert on campus. They ask Angela, an aspiring opera singer, to join them. After Whitley and Jaleesa improve Angela's stage presence and teach her how to sing popular music, she turns into an insufferable diva. They throw her out of the group, but she forms her own trio and wins the audition. Whitley goes nuts and tries to attack Angela, embarrassing herself in front of Gladys Knight in the process. Jaleesa and Whitley realize they should have followed their instincts and tried out as a duo. They imagine what it might have been like to sing with Gladys. Meanwhile, Freddie tries to work up the nerve to ask Dwayne to the concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174848 +0000" stop="20260915181221 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Like Pilgrim Coladas - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Whitley and Kim stay at the dorm for Thanksgiving. Depressed by the thought of Thanksgiving dinner at the Pit, they decide to go out. Kim uses a fake ID to get them into a club. Whitley does not realize that the waiter served them non-alcoholic drinks; she ends up performing a number and dancing on the bar. Kim spots Col. Taylor in the crowd and tries to warn Whitley. Col. Taylor helps Whitley fight off an overzealous admirer. Although he confiscates Kim's fake ID, he doesn't report them to Lettie because he feels there is no harm in blowing off a little steam. Walter hopes to get closer to Jaleesa as he drives her home for Thanksgiving. His plans are thwarted when Freddie and Dwayne join them in the car, but Jaleesa later gives him the good news that she broke up with her boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181221 +0000" stop="20260915183554 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Stepping Stone - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Whitley choreographs Gilbert Hall's step routine for a competition during homecoming festivities. She annoys everyone with her pushy attitude, and team captain Jaleesa throws her off the squad for insulting the rhythmless Freddie. Whitley reconsiders her behavior following a meeting with her childhood idol, a respected 92-year-old alumnus who never married and is completely friendless. Walter blackmails Dwayne into tutoring the football team's star offensive lineman, "The Meat Locker," for a math test that he must pass to remain eligible for the big game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183554 +0000" stop="20260915185905 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life with Father - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dwayne believes that he may have found love with his new girlfriend, Suzanne. He reconsiders the relationship when he learns that her father is Col. Taylor. After seeing Dwayne with Suzanne, Freddie vows to change her "cute" image and make herself more alluring to men. She turns to Whitley for a complete makeover, but decides she would rather be herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185905 +0000" stop="20260915192236 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All's Fair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Kim begins spending a lot of time in her dorm room with her boyfriend, Robert. Whitley tries to be understanding, and sets up a system to allow the couple some privacy. However, she quickly grows tired of being locked out of her own room and quarrels with Kim. She notes that Robert's bed is vacant and decides to move into his room. Kim goes to the guys' dorm to retrieve Whitley, and they agree that they deserve each other. Freddie edits a poetry magazine, but her harsh critiques make her unpopular with classmates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192236 +0000" stop="20260915194612 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Free Hillman - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron slips Dwayne a bootlegged copy of a new rap album, which he immediately puts on the air. The dean pulls the plug on Dwayne's show because of the explicit content of one of the songs. Dwayne and other students conduct a sit-in at the administration building to protest the censorship of student media. Whitley gets trapped in the building with the demonstrators and drives everyone crazy.  After listening to the rest of the tape, Dwayne concludes that he should not have played material without listening to it beforehand. The dean does not punish the protesters. She suspends Dwayne from the airwaves for a month, but allows him to hold a special tribute show for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122012 +0000" stop="20260915124225 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Growing Problem - S05E13</title>
    <desc>At 16, Willis thinks he's man enough and old enough to "top" a few drinks with the guys, but Drummond's objections send Willis storming out of the house intent on proving his father wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124225 +0000" stop="20260915131624 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents Have Rights, Too - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Drummond's plans for a quiet and private weekend "alone" don't quite work out as he had intended, when a storm sends Arnold, Willis and Kimberly home from a camping trip early -- catching him off guard in a compromising situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131624 +0000" stop="20260915134822 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Independent Woman - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A new job and a handsome new boss add up to trouble for an innocent Kimberly when her new employer starts displaying a more than casual interest in her -- hoping that his "special attention" will help land him a position within Drummond's prestigious company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134822 +0000" stop="20260915142020 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bicycle Man (1) - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Unaware that he's being lured into the carefully crafted trap of a child molester, Arnold eagerly agrees to perform a simple task in return for an overly generous reward from a "friendly" neighborhood merchant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142020 +0000" stop="20260915145419 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bicycle Man (2) - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Dudley's "friendship" with a local merchant reaches a dangerous turning point when, unbeknownst to the boys, the man, who is actually a child molester, is about to make his move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145419 +0000" stop="20260915152817 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family on Ice - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Kimberly is overjoyed when Olympic Gold Medalist Dorothy Hamill sees great promise in her as a competitive figure skater, but she's even more astounded when Drummond agrees to let her leave the New York "nest" to train full time with the award-winning skater... in Los Angeles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152817 +0000" stop="20260915160020 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monitor - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Arnold's good intentions backfire when his efforts to help his handicapped friend Kathy adjust to life in public school cost him the esteem of his classmates and the friendship of pals Dudley and Robbie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160020 +0000" stop="20260915163424 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cricket - S05E20</title>
    <desc>To try to curb Arnold's run of bad luck, Drummond gives him a pet cricket, but the Japanese "good luck charm" brings nothing but sleepless nights and dreams of "pesticide" to the rest of the household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163424 +0000" stop="20260915170452 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roommates - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The household's turned upside down when Drummond becomes Arnold's roommate for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170452 +0000" stop="20260915173651 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Determined to prove he didn't fabricate a story about drug abuse in his grade school just to win a journalism contest, Arnold takes his article to the New York City newspaper sponsoring the competition, and when they run his story on the front page, Arnold receives some unexpected more support from First Lady Nancy Reagan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173651 +0000" stop="20260915175907 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo and Juliet - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Arnold's Romeo is steeped in more turmoil than Shakespeare ever intended when he's tricked by his "best friends" into playing opposite arch-nemisis Lisa's Juliet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175907 +0000" stop="20260915183305 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Larry (a.k.a.) My Fair Lady - S05E24</title>
    <desc>School thug Larry coerces Willis into teaching him how to "make it" with girls, but things go from bad to worse when Larry's first target is Willis' sister Kimberly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183305 +0000" stop="20260915190504 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. T.... and Mr. t - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's ecstasy over meeting his hero Mr. T goes from elation to emulation when the young girl he's trying to impress snubs him in favor of his idol. Former bouncer and bodyguard Mr. T, who came to national prominence as Sylvester Stallone's opponent in "Rocky III" and was the star of the hit television series "The A-Team," makes a special guest appearance as "The A-Team's" B.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190504 +0000" stop="20260915193902 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Arnold's first day at junior high is emotionally devastating when he's shunned for not measuring up to the expectations that everyone had for Willis Jackson's brother, but Arnold devises a risky scheme that he feels certain will elevate his prestige.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120708 +0000" stop="20260915123035 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earl and Pearl - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Earl steams up when his sister Pearl, who only comes around once in 15 years, shows up to see the Baby. She's a country folk singer and invites Robbie and Charlene to the Bunkin' Bronto to hear her sing, Earl forbids it, but they go anyway. Down there, Roy meets Pearl and falls head over heels for her, but Earl forbids him to be in love with her, claiming she walked out on the whole family. Pearl explains to the kids when their father died, Earl dropped out of school to become a tree pusher and support their mother, and she packed up and left to pursue a singing career, and a rodeo clown named Buttons, and Earl never forgave her for walking out. Roy starts to see more of Earl in Pearl when he tries to kiss her and walks out, Pearl invites the whole family down to the Bunkin' Bronto for one last performance, and asks her baby brother to come up on stage for a duet that explains her apology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123035 +0000" stop="20260915125401 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life in the Faust Lane - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Earl makes a deal with the devil (which is a wierd inconsistency in the show) after watching a late night show, "Lifestyles of Those We Envy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125401 +0000" stop="20260915131729 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Variations on a Theme Park - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After research shows too many exhausted dinosaurs are dying from overwork, vacation is invented. Richfield opens WeSaySoland for the employees, while Fran has her heart set on a swampland adventure. Earl shows the baby a brochure of WeSaySoLand, leading to days of protesting against the swamplands. And when they finally give into WeSaySoLand, they arrive on a 14-day package, leaving them held hostage in a theme park that's only half constructed. After a plot to escape after dark fails, Fran shows the family with a lack of other fancy things to do, they can do things as a family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131729 +0000" stop="20260915134057 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Charlene looks for a job when Earl refuses to give her the money she needs for a summer trip.
Charlene just happens to be in the right place, and finally lands a job... as Earl's boss!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134057 +0000" stop="20260915140426 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Woods - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Baby's constant whining gets to be too much for the Sinclair household to put up with, Earl decides it's time to continue a male dinosaur tradition. The father takes the infant son out into the woods, and sets him on a flat stone, and leaves him, then the baby is to learn to do for himself and make his way back home. Unfortunately after Earl, with the help of Robbie and Roy, put Baby on the stone and leave, they end up in a tar pit, which leaves them sinking helplessly while the baby is clueless as to what to do. Finding an elderly dinosaur who is seeking his now grown son he left in the woods, the Baby comes to the rescue just as the boys are about to completely sink in the tar. They find out the elder is searching for his son ""Roy"" who never made it home. Roy says that his father left him out there and he never found him, so he sees this as a sign to help the man find his son. As they leave, Robbie asks Earl, ""Do you think they'll figure it out?"" to which he responds, ""figure wh</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140426 +0000" stop="20260915142753 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Georgie Must Die - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After weeks and weeks of Georgie, Georgie, GEORGIE!  Earl snaps and destroys one of Baby's tapes.  To make up for it, Earl promises to get the Baby a Georgie hug.  When Earl inadvertently realizes he sounds like Georgie, he makes a costume and pretends to be Georgie for the Baby... and ends up in jail?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142753 +0000" stop="20260915145146 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Megalosaurus - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In this first episode of the series, Earl Sinclair talks to his born son about how his life was before he was born. he talks to him about the stress between his family and how his wife Fran Sinclair had been dealing with a lot of troubles and situations over the past. Earl also talks about how he wanted his boss B.P. Richfield to give him a first raise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145146 +0000" stop="20260915151448 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mating Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fran feels very depressed after staying up all night trying to keep Baby from being awake and trying to go to sleep. That morning Baby went to sleep and Fran was outraged and upset that she did not get enough sleep. Earl and Roy later tries to find out what's wrong with Fran's life and they believe that if she wasen't with the children she would have a perfect life. Later, Farn goes to her mothers to spend some time with her, while Earl tries to make dinner. Fran later comes home to tell Earl that there is defidently something wrong in her life. When Earl watches TV, he thinks that the only way to cheer Fran up again is the mating dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151448 +0000" stop="20260915153835 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurling Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Earl gleefully awaits ""Hurling Day"" when he'll have the ritual honor of heaving his mother-in-law into the tar pits, but Robbie thinks the tradition should be chucked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153835 +0000" stop="20260915160219 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Noon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Earl's blood runs colder and outraged when a monstrous male who notices Fran in the supermarket challenges him to a fight to the death for her -- Earl makes no backup but to except the challenge and the battle later takes place in front of his house. Earl quickly attacks hims and Fran stops everything telling Gary to stay away from her, her family and her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160219 +0000" stop="20260915162530 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Howling - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's time for the big howl for the next dinosaur generation, but Robbie questions howling as a rite of passage. Earl forces Robbie to do the howling but Robbie still doesn't see the reason why he should howl, when he goes to the top of the mountain to get ready for his howl, he refuses to howl and knows that nothing is going to happen. Meanwhile; Earl friendship with Roy is becoming very serious when the two fight over after Roy was actually eating his own food and minding his own business that causes earl to be very selfish and vulnerable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162530 +0000" stop="20260915164922 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Child - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Moving on into the second season, Fran is actually getting a little tired becuase she's doing household choirs as usual. When she leaves Robbie and Charlene with Baby for them to watch him and make sure that he eats his breakfast, the two run-off leaving Baby alone in the kitchen. Baby feels evily happy and decides to sneak into the refrigerator to get some good sugar. When he get's too much sugar, Baby loses his nerves and becomes absolutely hyper after Earl and Fran walks in and see's the mess. Fran immediately takes Baby to the doctor to find the solution to the problem. But it was never solved except when Robbie and Charlene knew that he ate alot of sugar for him to grow a golden horn. While Earl is being teased at work, Ethyl recieves a scroll when a black dinosaur gives her informing Earl and Baby to meet in the Cave of Destiny. Baby then becomes a popular ruler when everyone in Pangea come to respect him. When the dinosaur in a black coat returns, he demands that the Baby comes</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164922 +0000" stop="20260915171245 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Challenge - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A cosmic calamity wrecks the Sinclairs' TV, which is fine by Fran, but Earl, hoping to win a new set, has the bright idea to have them appear on the game show ""Family Challenge"" to maybe win a new one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171245 +0000" stop="20260915173608 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Ate for My Father - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Earl signs Robbie into a Carnivore celebration festival, but Robbie is very outraged that his father putted him in that festival when he never told his family that he was actually a herbivore. When Fran and Earl find out that he is, they become sad with tears which left Earl no choice but to find Robbie and to teach him about the basic food chain life and the food life. Without knowing with mist and a hugh monster in there way, Robbie is eaten. Earl returns home to tell Fran about the tragedy but Fran demands Earl to go back and save Robbie from the monster. Earl and Fran returned to the misty forest where Robbie was eaten. Fran later told the monster that popped up to eat Earl. Earl enters the stomach of the monster, and the argument between father and son begins untill Earl realizes that he his smart enough to let his son Robbie eat whatever he wants. With a hug the monster who talks says 'cut it out'. Then Earl and Robbie have the smartest plan to get out of the monster's body with</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173608 +0000" stop="20260915175947 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlene's Tale - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Charlene finally gets her tail grown, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little. But makes him understand that she's capable of having her first tail grown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175947 +0000" stop="20260915182126 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endangered Species - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Earl buys Fran two grapdelites, a rare delicacy that they'll dine on for their anniversary, until Robbie meets the goodies and they explain that they are the last two of their kind. But later when B.P. Richfield finds out that Earl's got the grapdelites for his anniversary, he demands to get it from him or else theres a deadly consequence for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182126 +0000" stop="20260915184428 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Employee of the Month - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Earl thinks he's moving up the ladder as he and the family await a dinner with Richfield, while Robbie brings home a ""pet"" human, who's several evolutionary rungs below the Sinclairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184428 +0000" stop="20260915190802 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Food Goes Bad - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Baby just caused alot of drama after opening the refrigerador when General Chow told him a lie in order ot take over the Sinclair house. Charlene gets a warning message that she must order his demands untill Robbie hears the news the two both immediatelly try to find Baby but are captured by Chow and his gang of food. Charlene then has the plan to let chow touch the Baby's cheek for him to blast and attack the food, ordering Chow and his food to go back in the refrigerador. Meanwhile; Earl is trying get closer with Fran again on a romantic date, but is ruined when Earl uses 'Numbgum"" for his mout to be very numb after accidently leaving his 'Dino-Mint' at home with the Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190802 +0000" stop="20260915193044 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Career Opportunities - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Robbie searches to find a first ever career opportunity for him to prove that he's grown and that can he can handle with hit. When the Job Wizard gives him the job of ""tree-pushing"" Robbie isn't comfortable, but makes Earl feel happy that he can finally spend time helping his son with his new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193044 +0000" stop="20260915195424 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unmarried... With Children - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Monica gets Fran thinking about the state of her union with Earl, and she addresses the issue by considering not renewing their marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122353 +0000" stop="20260915130725 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diaper Cleaner - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mike journeys to Queen Creek, Arizona to press olives into oil and then heads to Sacramento, California to clean dirty diapers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130725 +0000" stop="20260915134956 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider Pharm - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike ventures to Payette, Idaho to learn how to make high quality bird food. Then he heads to Yarnell, Arizona to collect spiders from the desert to milk them for their venom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134956 +0000" stop="20260915143328 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locomotive Builder - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mike heads to MotivePower in Boise, Idaho to build and restore locomotives for his 200th dirty job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143328 +0000" stop="20260915151701 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>200 Jobs Look-Back - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mike takes a look back at his previous jobs, toughest co-workers, and his ongoing encounters with dirt and poo. With additional footage from "Skull Cleaner" and "Turkey Inseminator"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151701 +0000" stop="20260915160034 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike's Day Off - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Mike takes the day off to get a physical examination, leaving Executive Producers Eddie Barbini and Craig Piligian to host the show: servicing porta-potties and making custom-fabricated alloy wheels for Boyd Coddington Wheels</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160034 +0000" stop="20260915164406 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sled Dog Breeder - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Breeding and training Alaskan Huskies as sled dogs with Martin Buser; revisit of dirty jobs in Alaska: Bird ringing common terns and Canadian geese ("Abandoned Mine Plugger"), fishing and processing of fish ("Floating Fish Factory"), cleaning up diesel spill in Dutch Harbor, Alaska ("Ice Salvage Crew"), incinerating toilet cleaner ("Bologna Maker"). The mail bag portion was taped at the Soo Locks on the floor of the MacArthur Lock in front of the upstream bulkheads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164406 +0000" stop="20260915172738 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mattress Recycler - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mike finds out what happens to old mattresses after people throw them out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172738 +0000" stop="20260915181111 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High-Rise Window Washer - S05E02</title>
    <desc>High-rise window washer, viewer mail: brine tank cleaner (Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181111 +0000" stop="20260915185443 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toilet Crusher - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Toilet Crusher &amp; alligator snapping turtle researcher</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185443 +0000" stop="20260915193815 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camel Rancher - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mike works at the country's only Dromedary camel dairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123534 +0000" stop="20260915131752 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Shoe - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Debra makes a decision about John. In Ohio, John captures the attention of Detective Dennis Luken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131752 +0000" stop="20260915140029 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chivalry - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A look at how John operates while Debra tries to move forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140029 +0000" stop="20260915144327 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Young Woman Fought Like Hell - S01E08</title>
    <desc>John and Debra's relationship comes to a head in an unexpected way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144327 +0000" stop="20260915152929 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fault - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Betty thinks she can't be divorced by her rich lawyer husband Dan without her consent. She's wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152929 +0000" stop="20260915161201 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turtle and the Alligator - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Through med school and law school and many pregnancies, Betty supports Dan until he hits it big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161201 +0000" stop="20260915165314 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage Encounter - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A worried Betty takes a desperate step to save her marriage, and it works. Until it doesn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165314 +0000" stop="20260915173722 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to It Than Fun - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dan gaslights Betty until the truth comes out and she sees her life has been a sham for years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173722 +0000" stop="20260915182125 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scream Therapy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fighting her new reality, Betty goes on the offense, hurting everyone—but most of all, herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182125 +0000" stop="20260915190527 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Twelfth of Never - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Betty faces Dan in divorce court and is crushingly defeated, sending her past a point of no return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190527 +0000" stop="20260915194939 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shillelagh - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Having lost her sense of identity, Betty can only see her own pain—and turn it outward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121129 +0000" stop="20260915125307 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Descent Into Darkness - S11E07</title>
    <desc>17 year old Nathaniel Holmes was last seen in Westminster, Colorado on December 19, 2017. His mother dropped him off at school that morning, but he hasn’t been seen or heard from since.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125307 +0000" stop="20260915133446 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone With The Night - S11E08</title>
    <desc>27-year-old Gretchen Fleming was last seen in Parkersburg, West Virginia on December 3, 2022. She disappeared after leaving a local bar with an older man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133446 +0000" stop="20260915141623 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at Home - S11E09</title>
    <desc>The State Attorney's Office is shocked when they must spring into action to find one of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141623 +0000" stop="20260915145841 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in the Ozarks - S11E10</title>
    <desc>On May 19th 2022, Christopher Hoye suddenly leaves his Ozarks homestead; after several hours, Christopher's wife recovers his truck next to a dangerous river but Christopher is gone; as weeks go by, there are more questions than answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145841 +0000" stop="20260915154238 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of Innocence - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Forensic officers investigate when a young woman who was about to start her dream job disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154238 +0000" stop="20260915162512 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mother's Secret - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The case of a mother-of-three who vanished, but as the case unfolds the community if shocked by the woman's secret past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162512 +0000" stop="20260915170904 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fateful Meeting - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A 25-year-old woman disappears while out on a date with a friend from out of town; a suspected sexual predator is thought to be connected with the disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170904 +0000" stop="20260915175016 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Truck Stop - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Investigating the disappearance of Michele Whitaker who vanished after hitching a ride from a truck stop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175016 +0000" stop="20260915183413 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lost Soul - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Following the search for teenager Lee Cutler, who went missing one morning after seeing a friend. Investigators try to discover if he has joined the Israeli army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183413 +0000" stop="20260915191820 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miles to Nowhere - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A 21-year-old college student goes missing after her car swerves off the road 140 miles away from her dorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122043 +0000" stop="20260915130646 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Hero - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Penhale decides to have a Police Open day to raise community awareness, but the only genuine visitor is an angry farmer who has had three of her sheep stolen. Meanwhile, Morwenna decides to take Al away for the weekend to try out Hannah's new glamping site, but the trip does not go well as Al accidently burns down the yurt. Elsewhere, James has started biting not only Louisa but other children at the nursery. Louisa speaks to Tina about it, but is surprised to find out Tina has spoken to their lecturer about it too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130646 +0000" stop="20260915135258 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade on the Feather - S08E07</title>
    <desc>It is the annual Portwenn versus Port Carran gig race and school gig festival, and this time Penhale is the umpire and Morwenna is the Portwenn team captain. However, Morwenna is forced to find a replacement rower when Eric dislocates his finger. Meanwhile, Mel Hendy goes to see Martin at the surgery worried about a rash that could be infectious, but she ends up opening up to him about her concerns over her husband's drinking. Elsewhere, Martin and Louisa arrive home to find Chris Parsons waiting for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135258 +0000" stop="20260915143852 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All My Trials - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Martin prepares to face his hearing, but despite having closed the practice, he finds all his patients are trying to make appointments. An American tourist who visited Portwenn previously returns to the town, hoping to research her family tree. However, she also has a medical issue, and comes to the troubled doctor seeking his advice. Louisa goes to see Chris to find out how serious the situation is, while the townsfolk take steps to show Martin how much he is appreciated. Sigourney Weaver reprises her guest role from the previous series. Last in the series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143852 +0000" stop="20260915152446 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Lighthouse - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Martin's medical career remains under scrutiny, as a GMC representative has come to assess him and his surgery. Meanwhile, Al accidentally proposes to Morwenna, and Mrs Tishell has a new lease on life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152446 +0000" stop="20260915161045 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shock of the New - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Martin's GMC report requires he passes three refresher courses which will then decide whether he is deemed fit to practice, starting with phlebotomy. Meanwhile, Louisa focuses on her new career as a child and adolescent counsellor. Much to Bert's dismay, Al hires Caitlin, and confesses to his accidental proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161045 +0000" stop="20260915165640 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.W.A.L.K. - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ruth is concerned about becoming increasingly forgetful, and is even more perturbed when Martin offers to perform a mini mental state examination. It confirms she is showing early signs of dementia. Meanwhile, Louisa plans a special evening to celebrate Martin's birthday, and Al decides to throw Morwenna a surprise engagement party on the same night. There are also problems when Louisa's class tutorial ends in disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165640 +0000" stop="20260915174237 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paint it Black - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Martin has his second GMC assessment - mock surgery - and Buddy is missing. Meanwhile, Ken's arrival does not bring good news for Al and Bert, and Penhale unhappy with the arrival of his predecessor, Mark Mylow, who tries to take charge of his investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174237 +0000" stop="20260915182803 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West Country - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Martin investigates after local farmer Dennis Thorpe shoots at Robert for taking some of his eggs. Meanwhile, Emily returns to the surgery to see Martin after her acne medication caused a bad reaction, a secret bidder buys the Crab and Lobster pub, and Louisa ponders if she should see a fertility specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182803 +0000" stop="20260915191252 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Equilibrium - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Martin and Louisa have their first fertility consultation with Dr Emma Ryder. Meanwhile, a case of vandalism at a local surf school is reported and PC Joe Penhale investigates. Elsewhere, Dr Edward Mullen returns to the surgery, and Bert is feeling the pressure from Caitlin. Starring Martin Clunes, Lucy Russell and Conleth Hill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191252 +0000" stop="20260915195905 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single White Bevy - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Martin has to rush Buddy the dog to the vets. Meanwhile, Mrs Tishell's young cousin Sarah joins her for some work experience, but it does not go to plan, and one of Louisa's clients arrives at the surgery unannounced, posing a dilemma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120239 +0000" stop="20260915122641 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Count Clarence's Daytime Adventure / Dixie Gets Glued - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Count Clarence decides to stay up past his bedtime and learns that becoming over-tired is not good for him / A new baby doll toy named Dixie creates a mess after getting into some art supplies and covering herself with glue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122641 +0000" stop="20260915125043 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lambie and the McStuffins Babies - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Lambie and the other toys visit Baby Doll Headquarters where they help deliver some new baby toys to the Nursery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125043 +0000" stop="20260915131445 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Emergency Plan / What a Quack - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Doc helps reunite members of a doll family and shows them how to make emergency kits after they get separated during an earthquake caused by Dragon-Bot jumping up and down / A toy duck tries fixing other toys without the proper training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131445 +0000" stop="20260915133834 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Responders to the Rescue (1) - S04E41</title>
    <desc>After a sudden storm hits McStuffinsville, a young boy named Dev finds himself transported to the town along with his toys who come together to form the First Responders team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133834 +0000" stop="20260915140144 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Responders to the Rescue (2) - S04E42</title>
    <desc>When Leilani been hulaing in the sun too long, she decide to not go to the sun again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140144 +0000" stop="20260915142545 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid in the Midfield / Whole Lotta Hula - S04E43</title>
    <desc>Doc teaches the toys about toy sports medicine during a foosball championship game. / Leilani gets homesick for Hawaii, so Doc and the toys throw her a luau at Bathtub Lake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142545 +0000" stop="20260915144947 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy Makes the Call / Visiting Hours - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Dress-Up Daisy keeps calling the emergency number with fashion emergencies. / Commander Crush gets in a bike accident, but Star Blazer Zero is afraid to visit him in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144947 +0000" stop="20260915151349 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuffy's Wild Pet / On Call Ball - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Stuffy adopts a toy zebra while on a safari. / Lambie gets an invitation to the Wicked King's "Ball-a-Thon," an all-night dance competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151349 +0000" stop="20260915153751 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On a Roll / Home Is Where the Fruit Is - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Wildlife Will keeps getting hurt while trying to explore McStuffinsville. / A wooden porcupine wanders away from home and can't remember her way back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153751 +0000" stop="20260915160153 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet Rescue: The Pet Rescue Team! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Stuffy wants to join the First Responders after seeing them save the day, Doc suggests they start a rescue team to save pets while the First Responders are busy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160153 +0000" stop="20260915162554 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet Rescue: A Pet for Everyone - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Hallie must decide between making a perfect pet at the Wicked King's Perfectly Royal Perfect Pet Pavilion or choosing to take in a scraggly toy pup without a home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162554 +0000" stop="20260915164956 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doc McStuffins Christmas Special - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Doc and the toys travel back in time to the North Pole to save Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164956 +0000" stop="20260915171359 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toys in Space - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After Chilly accidentally blasts off on Luna's rocket to an unexplored planet, it's up to Doc and her friends to bring him and Luna's robot dog, Liv, back home to McStuffinsville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171359 +0000" stop="20260915173801 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Baby Land - S05E05</title>
    <desc>When Cece accidentally gets hold of Lambie's Toysponder and transports herself to McStuffinsville, Doc and the gang must embark on a rollicking adventure to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173801 +0000" stop="20260915180202 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuffy's Safari - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Stuffy ventures deep into the jungle in search of Dragon Mountain, a legendary place where he hopes to find a dragon family of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180202 +0000" stop="20260915182606 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Jumble - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After offering to watch over the Nursery, Chilly is too afraid to ask questions and gets in way over his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182606 +0000" stop="20260915185010 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arctic Exposure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To save Scarlet's dad, Doc and her friends must venture where no McStuffins toy has gone before: to the Toyarctic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185010 +0000" stop="20260915191413 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumbo Mumbo - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Chilly forms a special bond with Mumbo, a rambunctious baby mammoth; when Mumbo is ready to be delivered to the Toyartic, Chilly must find a way for them to remain friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191413 +0000" stop="20260915193817 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hallie Trap - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Hallie switches places with her lookalike, the famous Hallie the Entertainer! She learns firsthand what it's like to be a star and what happens when pretending to be someone else!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123059 +0000" stop="20260915131614 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Robber (1) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The Doctor activates an emergency unit on board the TARDIS to escape destruction by a volcanic eruption. Unfortunately, it moves them out of normal space and time to a deadly world where fantasy rules. The travellers find themselves lured out of the ship into a ghostly white void.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131614 +0000" stop="20260915140434 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Robber (2) - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Arriving in the Land of Fiction, the Doctor searches for his companions in a forest of words. Clockwork soldiers are on the prowl and fictional characters come to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140434 +0000" stop="20260915145245 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Robber (3) - S06E08</title>
    <desc>With the help of Rapunzel, Jamie escapes from a clockwork soldier into the citadel where he makes a discovery. The Doctor and Zoe are confronted by the mythological minotaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145245 +0000" stop="20260915153523 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Robber (4) - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Doctor, Jamie and Zoe are captured by the White Robots in the Citadel and are taken to meet the Master of the Land of Fiction who has a proposition for the Doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153523 +0000" stop="20260915162127 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Robber (5) - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Doctor engages in a battle with the Master, both summoning characters from fiction to fight each other. If the Doctor loses, he will be trapped in the Land of Fiction forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162127 +0000" stop="20260915170929 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion (1) - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The TARDIS lands in London where the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe agree to help find Isobel Watkins' missing uncle. Searching for Professor Watkins at his last place of work, a multinational electronics supplier, he meets the company's managing director. He's not what he seems - and possesses alien technology in his office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170929 +0000" stop="20260915175443 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion (2) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, now a UN Brigadier, confirms to the Doctor that there is something suspicious occurring at International Electromatics. Zoe and Isobel's investigation places them in terrible danger, and Jamie tries to save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175443 +0000" stop="20260915184007 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion (3) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Doctor and Jamie are taken prisoner by Tobias Vaughn, who denies abducting Zoe and Isobel. The Doctor suspects that there may be an even greater threat behind Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184007 +0000" stop="20260915193844 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion (4) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Trapped by Vaughn's men at International Electromatics, the Doctor requests help from the Brigadier and UNIT, the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. A UFO is delivering cocoons to the electronics firm – but what is inside them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121729 +0000" stop="20260915130105 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impossible Astronaut (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Amy, Rory and River mourn the Doctor, but are soon plunged into an adventure with President Nixon and the Silence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130105 +0000" stop="20260915134712 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Moon (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In 1960s America, the Doctor fights an alien force dating back to the beginnings of human civilisation: the Silence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134712 +0000" stop="20260915143206 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of the Black Spot - S06E03</title>
    <desc>There's terror on the high seas, as the Doctor is stranded on a pirate ship where he must face an apparently deadly Siren...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143206 +0000" stop="20260915151801 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doctor's Wife - S06E04</title>
    <desc>By following a Time Lord distress signal, the Doctor puts Amy, Rory and his beloved TARDIS in grave danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151801 +0000" stop="20260915160127 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rebel Flesh (1) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A solar tsunami liberates doppelgangers from their human 'originals'. And when the Doctor arrives, the deaths begin...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160127 +0000" stop="20260915164642 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Almost People (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The Doctor must convince terrified factory workers to trust their doppelgangers. But there's a killer on the loose...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164642 +0000" stop="20260915173502 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Man Goes to War - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The Doctor assembles an alien army to fight the Battle of Demons Run, and we finally discover who River Song really is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173502 +0000" stop="20260915182313 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Kill Hitler - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Nazis! River on the rampage! Regeneration! It's all happening after the TARDIS crash-lands in 1930s Berlin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182313 +0000" stop="20260915190551 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Terrors - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Doctor must deal with sinister dolls coming to life as he fights to help a terrified child and his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190551 +0000" stop="20260915195155 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Waited - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Amy is trapped in a quarantine facility for victims of an alien plague. Can Rory save her before she is killed by kindness?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121506 +0000" stop="20260915123655 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mister Mom - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Dog calls Tim Chapman out of retirement to help him track an elusive fugitive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123655 +0000" stop="20260915132134 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bait &amp; Snitch - S06E22</title>
    <desc>When the local cops put out an APB for a client with a checked past, Dog springs into action. With the aid of the runner’s girlfriend the posse heads out to bring him in. Little does the team suspect that before the end of the day Dog will be helping to mend a family torn apart by violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132134 +0000" stop="20260915134314 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump Start - S06E33</title>
    <desc>A big heart can be a problem for a bail bondsman and today’s hunt is a case in point. Dog gave a break to a young man with a drug problem who promised to enter drug rehab. But this commitment to rehabilitation seems to have ended when he bolted from the car on the way to a drug treatment center and went on the run. Now Dog has to track him down. Can he also set him right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134314 +0000" stop="20260915142725 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Man (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Dog's latest fugitive, doesn't think small when it comes to illegal drugs: he was carrying almost a pound of meth when he was arrested. Now he's on the run with his pregnant girlfriend​ on the high plains of Colorado.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142725 +0000" stop="20260915151037 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Man (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>This fugitive has a bad reputation and a knack for running from the law. The pursuit has Dog and team traveling through an urban dystopia of suspicion, false leads and mistrust. And the more they learn about their target, the more they believe that he needs to be behind bars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151037 +0000" stop="20260915155450 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Paradise (1) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dog is back in Hawaii and tracking a dangerous fugitive through the jungles of the Big Island. Their prey is being protected by a ring of family and friends that Dog must forcefully confront to bring in his man. Finally a hot tip sends Dog and team to a volcanic moonscape and a midnight raid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155450 +0000" stop="20260915164006 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Paradise (2) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Dog and Beth take time from their busy schedule to thank their fans by inviting them into their home to celebrate the holiday season. But when Dog decides he needs to help his son Garry believe in Santa Claus again the plan changes. So now the Dog, with a posse expanded to include his children and grandchildren, sets off on a hunt through the Colorado Rockies for Santa Claus himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164006 +0000" stop="20260915170146 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Power - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The girls take control of the bounty today, Leland and Duane Lee are out sick and Dog decides to spend the day taking care of his granddaughter. Can the girls handle the bounty without the male muscle?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170146 +0000" stop="20260915172326 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prodigal Son - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Fugitive beware: Dog’s rolling with extra power today. His old friends Tim Chapman and Sonny Westbrook are riding with the team, so their target, a thief with violent tendencies, is out of luck. When Dog learns that the fugitive is also a disrespectful son, he is more motivated to find his man. But once he finds him will Dog be able to work his magic and help heal this fractured family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172326 +0000" stop="20260915174505 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Dog doesn't have the whole team today and he's got to catch a fugitive with a record of criminal assault. But when Dog finds the fugitive's former girlfriend, she thinks he isn't dangerous at all. As the team closes in on their target Dog begins to doubt her story. Will Dog find himself facing a violent offender or just a young man more in need of tough love than serious jail time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174505 +0000" stop="20260915180544 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S07E08</title>
    <desc>For months, this fugitive has been stringing Leland along with a series of barely believable excuses. Out of patience, Leland calls in the Big Dog. The team whole team heads out to put pressure on the family and friends of this imposing 300-pound felon. Then, a late-night call kicks Dog and crew into high gear. Is the lead legit?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180544 +0000" stop="20260915182723 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surface Scratches - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Dog's latest quarry is running from abuse and assault charges. As Dog investigates, he discovers that this fugitive has gamed the system by jumping from one bond, and one bondsman, to another. With an assist from the bail bonds community, Dog plots to capture his prey in an arrest by appointment. But when Dog thinks the arrest is about to happen he is met with a man in a late-model sports car and a pocket full of cash. Is the hunt over or is it just beginning?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182723 +0000" stop="20260915184902 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Debate - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Leland and the family disagree on a bounty, sparking a debate between the family. Do they put the fugitive in jail or give him the chance to prove himself?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184902 +0000" stop="20260915191042 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Facebooked - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Dog is in Denver helping Bobby Brown to track down a fugitive with a long rap sheet. But unfortunately they have no picture of the felon to work with, so the challenges are big on this one. But as the hunt unfolds Dog discovers a new source - the facebook status of the girlfriend of the fugitive. Will the new social network give Dog the information he needs to capture his prey? Can this Dog learn new Tricks?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191042 +0000" stop="20260915193222 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mano-a-Mano - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Back in Colorado, Dog`s on the hunt for a runner with more than a decade's worth of trouble with the law. But the fugitive's friends and family are reluctant to help Dog bring him in. Closing in on the one location they have, Dog knows he may have a family feud on his hands as he tries to bring this felon to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193222 +0000" stop="20260915195413 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Show: Where Mercy Is Shown - Part 1 - S07E13</title>
    <desc>What do you do when you have a fugitive you not only want to find, but believe can be helped back onto the straight and narrow? If you're Mary Ellen you call you good friend Dog. He not only has the ruthless tenacity to hunt down the most elusive of prey, but also the generousness of heart to offer hope to the most desperate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122355 +0000" stop="20260915130728 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Graeme trains three different dogs with behavioural issues, including Colt the Doberman who's ruining his owner's chance of living with her partner due to his destructive habits of chewing up sofas, manhandling guests and causing chaos on his walks. Graeme also meets Scottie cross Hugo who hates fishing rods, going ballistic when he sees one, making it challenging for his owners to enjoy their supposedly peaceful hobby. Tackling Jarvis the Cocker, Graeme must figure out how to discourage his serial escape ways before this disappearing dog act becomes an even more serious issue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130728 +0000" stop="20260915135113 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall helps newlyweds Melody and Adam with their Chihuahua Wally, who enjoys snarling in disapproval to stunt any romantic encounter's between the couple. Dachshund Floki is being a nuisance on public transport with his relentless noise making, forcing owner Sam to feel like a public enemy. Graeme also deals with Jackie's two Cavachons who have a habit of disrupting her gardening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135113 +0000" stop="20260915143431 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets Rottweiler Buster who controls his family's every move, possessing a vice-like grip which makes moving around the house and going on walks a trainer tussle. Mother Gabby's baby Olivia has formed a chain reaction of sound with Jack Russell cross Kevin, causing him to react to any sound Olivia makes with a non-stop racket. A pack of six Dachshunds are disturbing the peace, kicking off whenever they spot another dog, leaving owners Sally and Greg at a loss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143431 +0000" stop="20260915151756 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets Tilly, who was supposed to be a therapy dog but instead is only offering discomfort with her non-stop pulling on walks and constant yapping at passers-by. Graeme also deals with collie Milo's hatred of garden hoses and cocker Wilbur's habit of ruining social events.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151756 +0000" stop="20260915160140 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall helps owner Jill with her two collies, who go ballistic at the sight of her leaving the house, or when they're supposed to leave to go on a walk. He also meets rottweiler Bruno, who's been using his family's elderly West Highland terrier as a plaything, and dachshund Cocoa, who has a habit for barking whenever owner Sanjay tries to socialise with someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160140 +0000" stop="20260915164519 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets a three-legged Doberman, whose preventing his owner from seeing her friends and causing chaos with his pulling on walks. Graeme helps owners Jane and Craig with their snobby Pomeranian who will only eat the finest foods, pre-chewed by humans. He also visits the home of rescues Obie and Samson, who lose it on every outing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164519 +0000" stop="20260915172836 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Graeme meets boxer-dog Dre, who has a habit of destroying his owners home when they aren't there and causes trouble out and about, especially at owner Jody's mum's house. German Shepherd Storm keeps barking at everything and nothing when her owner leaves the house, and two Chihuahuas in Scotland have been waging war against one another, ever since their owners went away for a break without them</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172836 +0000" stop="20260915181211 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Graeme meets Pug Bertie, who loses it and starts screaming whenever he goes near a vehicle, and English Sheepdog Baxter, who has a tendency of weeing on guests and wrestling with them. Staffie Daisy's owners are worried about her since the passing of her doggie pal Marly, she refuses to go for walks and struggles to get up, Graeme has to help her rediscover her mojo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181211 +0000" stop="20260915185557 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets Weimaraners Eric and Ernie, who are constantly jumping up at guests and pulling on walks, which is wearing thin with newlyweds Emma and Peter. Frenchie Zak loves balls a little too much, as he keeps tackling other people to steal theirs, before popping them. Owner Karima lives with Pug Leo, who has a real chip on his shoulder with other dogs, making walks a major stress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185557 +0000" stop="20260915193949 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets naval veteran Mark, who is having trouble with his three Frenchies, who have a tendency to terrorise passers-by. Golden retriever Stanley is supposed to be a therapy dog, but instead he enjoys causing chaos, fuelled by his overactive libido. Chihuahua Bailey is warding off houseguests, which is driving a wedge between owner Stephanie and her parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120740 +0000" stop="20260915123122 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date Trouble - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong has big trouble when he has to do triple duty: guarding the Crystal Coconut, being with Diddy and being with Candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123122 +0000" stop="20260915125505 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ape-Nesia - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After slipping on a banana peel and having a fall, Donkey Kong gets amnesia. During his memory loss, both Captain Scurvy and King K. Rool take advantage of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125505 +0000" stop="20260915131847 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thin Line Between Love &amp; Ape - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bluster makes a love potion, to use on Candy. The potion falls into K. Rool's hands and he uses it to have Candy get him the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131847 +0000" stop="20260915134229 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barrel, Barrel ... Who's Got the Barrel - S01E25</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to impress Candy, Bluster takes the Crystal Coconut. The Coconut accidentally gets into one of the Barrel Factory's barrels and is sent off in a rocket-barrel, ending up with Eddie the Yeti.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134229 +0000" stop="20260915140611 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of the Crystal Coconut - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Everyone is in a mad-dash for the Crystal Coconut. When Donkey Kong, wanting to learn the secrets of the Coconut, gives it to Klump and Krusha, K. Rool has them take it back and the pirates have also come to get the Coconut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140611 +0000" stop="20260915142953 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's holiday time on Kongo Bongo. K. Rool, Krusha and the Kritters all head home but not Klump, as he has nowhere to go home to. Until the pirates come for the Crystal Coconut, and Klump learns Scurvy is his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142953 +0000" stop="20260915145335 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooray for Holly-Kongo Bongo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bluster is making a movie. K. Rool decides to get in on the act, but for another reason, to steal the Crystal Coconut. The others think Donkey Kong took the Coconut, and he gets banished (but returns to prove his innocence).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145335 +0000" stop="20260915151717 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak No Evil, Dude - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cranky is giving vaccinations for the ""Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo"" disease. Diddy, not wanting a needle, tricks Cranky but then Diddy gets the disease and in the process spreads it to Krusha, who in-turn spreads it to K. Rool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151717 +0000" stop="20260915154100 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Island Stood Still - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong, tired from just sitting around guarding the Crystal Coconut, accidentally wishes he could sleep forever. The Coconut grants his wish but in the process all clocks, the Barrel Factory and even the Sun stop!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154100 +0000" stop="20260915160442 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle Show - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While fishing with Diddy, Donkey Kong finds a bottle with a message in it. It's a note from the ""Federation of Future Rulers"" and it seems Donkey Kong may have to leave the island. So the others have a party for him, remembering some of the times they had together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160442 +0000" stop="20260915162824 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Seer, Monkey Do - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Funky makes like a seer, using a lava lamp he has to make predictions, and surprisingly the predictions actually come true!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162824 +0000" stop="20260915165206 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Weddings and a Coconut - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Candy wants Donkey Kong to marry her. Donkey Kong feels awkward about the whole thing (as he doesn't want to get married, but doesn't want to upset Candy either).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165206 +0000" stop="20260915171548 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vote of Kong-fidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bluster, unhappy with Donkey Kong being the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, tells Cranky he wants an election held to decide who should be future ruler. Upon overhearing about it Klump tells K. Rool, who then also enters the election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171548 +0000" stop="20260915173931 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow That Coconut - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy are practicing for a soccer game. In the process, Klump and Krusha end up with the coconut DK &amp; Diddy are using, thinking it's the Crystal Coconut they take it to K. Rool. Then both DK &amp; Diddy and Klump &amp; Krusha keep switching the coconuts (while trying to get the Crystal Coconut).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173931 +0000" stop="20260915180313 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Switch-a-Roo - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While Cranky goes to Bluster's, Donkey Kong is left to guard the Crystal Coconut. Donkey Kong fools around with an invention of Cranky's, a mind transfering device, accidentally switching his mind with a robot Cranky had built. Klump and Krusha steal the mind transfering device. While heading back to K. Rool, Klump bumps into Candy and they get their minds switched.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180313 +0000" stop="20260915182655 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bluster, while trying to get Candy again, finds his hair is falling out. He mixes a bunch of hair tonics, and the resulting brew ends up turning him into a suave, smooth talking ape (who goes by the name Leo Luster).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182655 +0000" stop="20260915185038 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Enemies - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy find out Cranky and K. Rool used to be friends. So they plan to get them back together, and seem to succeed, but K. Rool is just acting the part (to show-up Cranky in a competition).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185038 +0000" stop="20260915191420 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Wonderful Life - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After some mishaps (that get everyone angry at him), Donkey Kong feels Kongo Bongo would be better without him. As he's about to leave he hits a tree branch, getting knocked out, and has a dream of what Kongo Bongo might be like without him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191420 +0000" stop="20260915193803 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Kidding - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It's ""All Fools Day"" on Kong Bongo, and Cranky is playing pranks on Donkey Kong, Diddy and Candy. So they conspire to pull a big trick on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121002 +0000" stop="20260915123138 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Monsters... - S02E02</title>
    <desc>June tries to stop Chloe from ruining her favorite holiday with her elaborate tricks; James throws a Halloween party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123138 +0000" stop="20260915125312 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy People... - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chloe tries to get a magazine to declare James the sexiest man alive; June becomes enamoured with James.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125312 +0000" stop="20260915131449 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Miracle... - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When June can't afford to fly home for Thanksgiving, Chloe invites her to her parents' house; James tries to get a photo-op at a soup kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131449 +0000" stop="20260915133622 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever It Takes... - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chloe takes June drinking in the financial district, where she finds a hot broker and a job offer; James is paired with the worst dancer on "Dancing With the Stars."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133622 +0000" stop="20260915135757 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar Lies... - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While James is in Los Angeles, Chloe uses his penthouse for one of her scams; June tries to teach Chloe about honesty; James causes a stir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135757 +0000" stop="20260915141931 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Weekend in the Hamptons... - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Chloe tries to cheer her friends up by dragging them to the Hamptons, where she tries to crash the party of the year and hook up with its host.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141931 +0000" stop="20260915144105 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris... - S02E08</title>
    <desc>June is excited to meet a nice co-worker at her new job, but Chloe warns that the new person probably isn't being as friendly as she seems; Mark goes to James for help expressing his feelings to June.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144105 +0000" stop="20260915150232 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Neighbor... - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When June and Chloe attend a tenants' meeting, June realizes she needs to clean up Chloe's act; Chloe decides to go after Mark; James tries to sabotage June's efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150232 +0000" stop="20260915152413 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mean Girls... - S02E10</title>
    <desc>June makes a real effort with Chloe to be BFFs, but Chloe is wary.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dating Games... - S02E11</title>
    <desc>June and Mark are obsessed with a reality dating show, and Chloe convinces June to get out and actually date; the plan goes awry when they ask out the same guy, and James orchestrates various dating challenges to win the guy's affection.</desc>
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    <title>Teddy Trouble... - S02E12</title>
    <desc>June is startled when a man she has never seen before jumps out of a door in the apartment that she has never seen before. It is Teddy, Chloe’s childhood friend from Camp C.U.T.S. (Callous Unemotional Trait Survivors) who visits her every year when he goes off his medications. His visit coincides with the Carter Marsh Annual Warehouse Sale, where Chloe uses psycho and manic Teddy to her advantage against all the vicious out of town women at the sale. Meanwhile, James is devastated when he finds out that his Beek Jeans have been relegated to the “cooling rack” at the sale where no one is buying them.</desc>
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    <title>Monday June... - S02E13</title>
    <desc>June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162814 +0000" stop="20260915164947 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leak... - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.</desc>
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    <title>The D... - S02E15</title>
    <desc>June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. Meanwhile, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171126 +0000" stop="20260915173305 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Year Bitch... - S02E16</title>
    <desc>James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Meanwhile, Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173305 +0000" stop="20260915175433 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Using People... - S02E17</title>
    <desc>June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175433 +0000" stop="20260915181604 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocupado... - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181604 +0000" stop="20260915183742 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Bitch... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183742 +0000" stop="20260915185915 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When naive June is scammed by her new roommate Chloe, she decides to turn the tables on her and by doing so earns Chloe's respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185915 +0000" stop="20260915192030 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Girl... - S01E02</title>
    <desc>June begrudgingly lets Chloe set her up on a date; James teaches an acting class in which he can't escape his Dawson persona.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192030 +0000" stop="20260915194203 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Trap... - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On top of a demanding internship and two jobs, June also must figure out how to clean up a mess created by one of Chloe's ill-conceived ideas; James is excited when he lands a role in a movie with Kiernan Shipka.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125151 +0000" stop="20260915134617 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyme Patrol - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cliff, Jane, and Rita pursue a time-altering doctor in their reluctant quest to help Niles and Dorothy. Meanwhile, Vic meets a military vet who challenges his beliefs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134617 +0000" stop="20260915143602 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Patrol - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Niles, Rita, and Larry end up in the interdimensional clutches of Red Jack, an infamous villain who feeds on pain, while Cliff visits his daughter with Jane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143602 +0000" stop="20260915152855 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Patrol - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When the Dannyzens throw a massive party at Doom Manor to resuscitate Danny the Brick, Dorothy longs to join the festivities and experience life as a grown-up. As the party rages on, Rita asks Flex Mentallo to help unleash her full potential -- which has some dangerously racy consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152855 +0000" stop="20260915162032 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finger Patrol - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dorothy finds a friend in Baby Doll, while Vic looks to win Roni back. With Rita’s help, Larry finally tries to break the ice with his family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162032 +0000" stop="20260915171121 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Niles and Cliff set out to find a missing Dorothy, Larry is tasked with handling Niles’ old research team when the ageless aeronauts return from space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171121 +0000" stop="20260915175917 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Patrol - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Niles heads north to find Dorothy’s mother, the Doom Patrol embraces their inner morons after receiving a mysterious package.</desc>
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    <title>Dad Patrol - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Jane sets out to prove her worth in The Underground, Cliff goes into “dad” mode and Niles devotes a day to Dorothy, who’s finally growing up.</desc>
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    <title>Wax Patrol - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Before the Doom Patrol can answer a call to save the world from The Candlemaker in the season finale, they must first battle long-forgotten imaginary friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122443 +0000" stop="20260915124844 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baseball Boots - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are playing on a baseball game today, Boots is good at throwing and catching the ball, but he cannot hit ball no matter how he tries. Boots is planning to hit the ball for the first time and win the game, so everyone will cheer for him. Dora and Boots had to get to the baseball game by going through The Troll Bridge, across Pitcher's Pond, and to the Baseball Game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124844 +0000" stop="20260915131240 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots's Special Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It is someone's special day and according to the Fiesta Trio, it is Boots' special day. On someone's special day, he or she could do anything they want and they could wear the special day crown. Dora goes with Boots as he plans to lead the Parade at The Big Drum Parade, pet the animals at The Animal Center and to see his Daddy at The Amusement Park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131240 +0000" stop="20260915133640 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the South Pole - S03E14</title>
    <desc>One day at the Animal Rescue Center, Dora, Boots and Diego meets with a newly rescued animal and discovers it is a little penguin. Dora, Boots and Diego helps the little penguin get back home to his parents by going across The Icy Water, over the Snowy Mountain and to The South Pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133640 +0000" stop="20260915140041 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Purple Planet - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots blast into outer space to help five space visitors named Flinky, Inky, Pinky, Dinky and Al get back to Purple Planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140041 +0000" stop="20260915142444 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BOO! - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Its Halloween Eve, Dora and Boots met Little Monster who was out Trick or Treating. According to Little Monster, it is a rule that all monsters must be home before the Big Clock strikes 12 Midnight. Dora and Boots helps Little Monster get back home to his parents by going through The Pumpkin Patch, through The Good Witch's Forest and to The Monster House.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142444 +0000" stop="20260915144845 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dora Saves the Game - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dora, Boots and Dora's entire family watches a big soccer game to root for Diego's big sister Daisy as her team plays on it. The game was stopped because Daisy's team is short of 1 player, Daisy and her teammates calls for Dora to join their team and save the game. Dora and Boots had to hurry to the soccer game by going through The Forest, over The Bridge and into The Soccer Game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144845 +0000" stop="20260915153542 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Super Silly Fiesta - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Big Red Chicken in hosting a Super Silly Fiesta and everyone is invited, but something is wrong, the cake for the party is missing. Upon hearing the Big Red Chicken's problem, Dora and Boots goes to the fiesta to help the Big Red Chicken find the cake for the party. In order to get to the fiesta, Dora and Boots goes through The Singing Gate, over the Troll Bridge and to The Fiesta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153542 +0000" stop="20260915155943 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots' Cuddly Dinosaur - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It is almost bedtime, Dora and Boots are having a sleep-over. Dora says she always sleeps with her Teddy Bear "Osito", and Boots with his Cuddly Dinosaur that he had since he was a baby. Boots discovers that his Cuddly Dinosaur is missing, Dora thought that Boots must have lost his Cuddly Dinosaur at Play Park earlier today. Dora and Boots needs to get back Boots' Cuddly Dinosaur before it gets dark, by going though the Animal Center, passed Benny's Barn and to Play Park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155943 +0000" stop="20260915162344 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Day - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots spend time thinking about they want to be when they grow up.</desc>
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    <title>Louder! - S03E21</title>
    <desc>One early morning, Dora and Boots noticed that the sun still is not up yet. In order to wake up the sun, they need Red Rooster to wake up the sun by crowing (cock-a-doodle-do) which he does every morning. Dora and Boots helps Red Rooster to wake up the sun and everyone else by going through The Noisy River, over The Troll Bridge and to The Highest Hill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164744 +0000" stop="20260915171145 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC Animals - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are with the Giant ABC Book, when the book opened the Armadillo came out asking for help. According to Armadillo, all of this animal friends inside the Giant ABC Book are missing and now he is all alone. Dora and Boots helps Armadillo find all of his animal friends by going through The Elevator at E, through The Slippery Slide at S and to Z.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171145 +0000" stop="20260915173548 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy's Quinceañera - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Today is Daisy's (Diego's Sister) La Fiesta de Quinceniera (15th Birthday). As Dora and Boots practice the Mambo dance, they receive a call from Daisy saying that she needs her Crown and Shoes for the party. The party cannot start without the celebrant's crown and shoes, so Dora and Boots had to hurry to give Daisy her special birthday present. Dora and Boots takes the fastest way to the party by going through the Barn, through the Rain Forest and to Daisy's party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173548 +0000" stop="20260915175953 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Catcher - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dora receives a Star Pocket from her Abuela and learns to catch stars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175953 +0000" stop="20260915182356 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Maestra de Musica - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are going to school, on their way they heard someone singing Boots' favorite song. Following the song they discovered it was coming from a lady on a bike, it was Boots' "La Maestra Musica" (Boots' Music Teacher). Boots introduces Dora to his Music Teacher, when they heard the school bell La Maestra had to get to school before all the students does. When La Maestra's bike chain broke down, Dora and Boots helps La Maestra by going through the Town, over Musical Mountain and to the School.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182356 +0000" stop="20260915184623 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shy Rainbow - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are on Rainbow Rock to watch the Rainbows, there they came across a shy little Rainbow (Arco Iris) hiding behind a little waterfalls. The Sun now needs another rainbow fast, Dora and Boots helps Arco Iris overcome his shyness by encouraging him. Dora, Boots and Arco Iris sets off to help the Sun by going over the Troll Bridge, across Sneezing Snake Lake and to Rainy Mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184623 +0000" stop="20260915191027 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiper the Explorer - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Swiper reveals his good side when he travels with Dora and Boots and helps them to return a baby fox to its mother.</desc>
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    <title>Star Mountain - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dora just got a present from her Abuela (Grandma), it is a necklace matching her bracelet. When Swiper swiped it and threw it away, all the way up to Star Mountain. According to Dora, Star Mountain is home to all of the Explorer Stars, so she decides to call for the Stars for their help. Dora and Boots goes to get the necklace back by going up The 15 steps, climb up the Diamond and up the Giant Star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193431 +0000" stop="20260915195833 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Sister Dora - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dora's mami is having a baby and Dora is eagerly awaiting the new arrival...she just can't wait to be a big sister! But when Dora arrives to see the new baby, there's a big surprise waiting for her...Twins! Now Dora has a baby brother and a baby sister!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122157 +0000" stop="20260915124321 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260915124321 +0000" stop="20260915130457 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260915130457 +0000" stop="20260915132625 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans (Tanya &amp; Mike) vs. No-Names (Todd &amp; Mattie) - S02E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260915132625 +0000" stop="20260915134731 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stooges (Janine &amp; Chris) vs. Seismic Gumballs (Mark &amp; Gretchen) - S02E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260915134731 +0000" stop="20260915141014 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders (JP &amp; Kristen) vs. Speed and Greed (Mike &amp; Amy) - S02E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260915141014 +0000" stop="20260915143256 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mustangs (Colleen &amp; Jason) vs. Hornets (Scott &amp; Cindy) - S02E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260915143256 +0000" stop="20260915145536 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildcats (Peter &amp; Alexis) vs. Mighty Midgets (Mary &amp; Billy) - S02E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260915145536 +0000" stop="20260915151653 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falcons (Danny &amp; Amy) vs. Sweathogs (LaTanya &amp; Mike) - S02E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260915151653 +0000" stop="20260915153822 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gargoyles (Chantal &amp; Tim) vs. Griswolds (Brian &amp; Terri) - S02E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260915153822 +0000" stop="20260915160000 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumbies (Rachel &amp; Bob) vs. Red Devils (Niki &amp; Eric) - S02E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260915160000 +0000" stop="20260915162134 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rams (Leslie &amp; Steven) vs. Timmels (Nancy &amp; Brian) - S02E16</title>
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  <programme start="20260915162134 +0000" stop="20260915164417 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pros (Liz &amp; Steve) vs. Brat Pack (Jessica &amp; Sean) - S02E17</title>
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  <programme start="20260915164417 +0000" stop="20260915170659 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatchamacallits (Len &amp; Jennifer) vs. Dream Team (Troy &amp; Dina) - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260915170659 +0000" stop="20260915172941 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cougars (Curt &amp; Kim) vs. Whodunits (Trissa &amp; Shamus) - S02E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260915172941 +0000" stop="20260915175221 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howabouts vs. Bone &amp; Biscuits - S02E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260915175221 +0000" stop="20260915181504 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaz Balls (Scott &amp; Cinda) vs. Stooges (Marty &amp; Kelly) - S01E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260915181504 +0000" stop="20260915183610 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sigh Guys vs. Two Amigos - S02E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260915183610 +0000" stop="20260915185745 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panthers (Donna &amp; Tom) vs. Tagger Tigers (Richard &amp; Crissy) - S02E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260915185745 +0000" stop="20260915191920 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frantic Furors (Dana &amp; Jeff) vs. Vultures (Joe &amp; Michelle) - S02E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260915191920 +0000" stop="20260915194132 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dynamic Duo (Kris &amp; Don) vs. Thrashers (Megan &amp; Jason) - S02E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260915120340 +0000" stop="20260915122725 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Battles The Rulemeister - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Roger tricks Doug into breaking a school rule which causes Mr. Bone to give his entire class a detention on a Saturday. Doug imgaines how Quailman would handle the situation of battling the Rulemeister and his pointless rules to try and get his friends out of detention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122725 +0000" stop="20260915125107 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's a Genius - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Doug is angry at Porkchop for chasing a raccoon and accidentally putting his paw-prints all over his painting for the Arts Guild Exhibition. But everyone, including the art teacher Mrs. Perigrew, thinks his ruined painting is a brilliant piece of art! When Doug's art is hung in an exhibit, Doug imagines how Smash Adams would get it out, and tell the truth about his "masterpiece."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125107 +0000" stop="20260915131451 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Saves Roger - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bone's nephew Percy Femur is at the Bluffington School for a day and Roger gets ready to be the bully he is. But it turns out that Percy is very tough and a lot bigger than Roger, and soon, Doug has to break up a fight between Roger and Percy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131451 +0000" stop="20260915133734 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big News - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When the kids in Mrs. Wingo's class criticize Mr. Bone's dull school news video show, he challenges the class to do a better one. So the entire class turns their classroom into a newsroom with reports from the students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133734 +0000" stop="20260915140118 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's a Big Fat Liar - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Doug wants to go to the Hoe-Down dance with Patti. But when Connie asks him, Doug lies and says he's staying home to take care of his sick cousin "Melvin." His lie gets him into big trouble when Patti and Connie come over to visit his cousin. Doug asks Judy to help him out and does such a good job because then, Melvin is invited to the Hoe-Down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140118 +0000" stop="20260915142456 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Fat Cat - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Roger asks Doug to take care of his cat, Stinky, while he goes on a trip. Stinky not only rips up the Funnie home but also eats all the junk food in the house and gets sick. Doug rushes him to the vet, hoping he'll be OK. But when Doug gets there, he finds out Stinky isn't a "he."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142456 +0000" stop="20260915144837 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug and Patti P.I. - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Someone has sabotaged the wheelbarrow race at the Bluffington picnic and now no one can be in the race. So, Doug and Patti team up to solve the mystery of who did it and why.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144837 +0000" stop="20260915151218 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug is Slave for a Day - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Judy catches Doug breaking a vase that belonged to their mom. To keep her quiet, Doug must agree to be her slave for a week. He suffers until he realizes that the only way out is to tell the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151218 +0000" stop="20260915153558 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Rocks the House - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Doug destroys an entire old house in a rock-throwing contest with Roger. But when Patti witnesses the contest she gets angry at Doug, and he has to figure out why.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153558 +0000" stop="20260915155936 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Comic Collaboration - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Doug and Skeeter decide to work together to create their own comic book featuring Silver Skeeter and Quailman fighting the evil Wacky Weather Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155936 +0000" stop="20260915162314 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Pet Capades - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Roger and his cat, Stinky, challenge Doug and Porkchop to enter the Bluffington pet talent show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162314 +0000" stop="20260915164559 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Career Anxiety - S03E07</title>
    <desc>For Career Week, Doug is chosen by a computer to be corporate executive in charge of a class project. But he can't handle the stress, until he finds out there was an error in the guidance counselor's computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164559 +0000" stop="20260915170936 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big Brawl - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Doug was only defending himself when he punches Larry the AV nerd in the face because Doug thought he was making fun of him. Now he's popular because of his fight, but Doug can't stand that he punched Larry and wants to be friends again. But everyone likes Doug for it and his popularity could disappear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170936 +0000" stop="20260915173219 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Huge Zit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Doug is invited to Beebe's party, but something shows up on his that face makes it impossible for him to go out in public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173219 +0000" stop="20260915175502 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Flies a Kite - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Phil convinces Doug that he has a great idea to build the perfect kite to compete in the upcoming Bluffscout airshow. But Doug thinks his Dad's idea is too simple, so he changes it thinking it will be better, but he gets surprising results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175502 +0000" stop="20260915181839 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug and the Weird Kids - S03E11</title>
    <desc>For a class project, Mrs. Wingo lets her students get to know each other more and Doug is paired with the two people no one else wants to be paired up with, the weird twins Al and Moo Sleech. When it's time for Doug to write his report, the Sleech twins have one already written up for him. But Doug knows he's going to have to visit the Sleech's to get his own facts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181839 +0000" stop="20260915184216 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Behind the Wheel - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Judy is getting her license, and Doug tells Patti that she'll take them to the amusement park, Funkytown. But Judy fails her test when she can't parallel park, and Doug must help her pass any way he can so he can get that ride from Judy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184216 +0000" stop="20260915190551 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's New Teacher - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While Mrs. Wingo is away, a substitute named Ms. Newberry takes her place. But Doug makes a bad first impression which places him as the class troublemaker and Roger as the nice guy. So Doug tries everything to change Ms. Newberry's image of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190551 +0000" stop="20260915192818 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Cartoon - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Assistant Principle Bone shuts down the school newspaper because of Doug's unflattering cartoon of the school's least favorite lunch food, magic mystery meat. But all the other students love the cartoon, so they rally to get their newspaper back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192818 +0000" stop="20260915195046 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Monster Movie - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Doug and Skeeter are having trouble finding a scary monster for their homemade video movie, until Mayor White creates a monster of his own with his "beautify Bluffington" campaign, which was inspired by Doug's Mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123519 +0000" stop="20260915140757 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas at Downton Abbey - S00E02</title>
    <desc>As we return to Downton Abbey, the household is bustling with all the Christmas preparations.

But, there's tension in the air between Sir Richard Carlisle, Lady Mary and Matthew...

And, Bates' trial casts a dark cloud over the festivities. Will he be found guilty of the murder of his wife?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140757 +0000" stop="20260915151700 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Cora’s mother arrives for Matthew and Mary’s wedding. New footman Alfred strives to meet Carson’s high standards, under the watchful eye of his aunt O’Brien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151700 +0000" stop="20260915160650 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hoping for a bailout from her American grandmother, Mary makes sure Downton puts on a bigger show than ever before. Mrs Hughes gets worrisome news. Thomas disapproves of O'Brien's attempts to boost Alfred's progress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160650 +0000" stop="20260915165656 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Edith's big day finally arrives, but will the family be convinced that Strallan's age does not matter? Mary takes matters into her own hands - but the price could be high.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165656 +0000" stop="20260915174652 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Branson's political views land him in hot water and Sybil's loyalty is tested to the limit. Ethel is torn between head and heart as she makes a decision about her son's future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174652 +0000" stop="20260915183648 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>An exciting offer for Edith divides opinion. Isobel throws Ethel a lifeline. New maid Ivy is attracting attention below stairs, and Alfred's interest is resented by Daisy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183648 +0000" stop="20260915192641 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tempers fray as Isobel's kind gesture backfires. Branson's decisions are put under scrutiny. As Bates's chance of freedom slips away, he goes to extreme lengths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122247 +0000" stop="20260915130648 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risky Business - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff must act fast to save a kitten with head trauma. Then Dr. Amy treats a dog whose weak heart makes surgery a risk. A good Samaritan helps a family when their pit bull is hit by a car. And Dr. Baier gets a workout trying to treat two wallabies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130648 +0000" stop="20260915135108 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Second Chance - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When two Chihuahuas are found abandoned in a storm drain, Dr. Jeff and his team will do whatever it takes to help them. Then Dr. Jeff makes a surprising discovery when a cat's bizarre eating habits put her life in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135108 +0000" stop="20260915143525 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sioux Journey - S02E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143525 +0000" stop="20260915151943 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turning Point - S02E11</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151943 +0000" stop="20260915160352 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New World - S02E12</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160352 +0000" stop="20260915163931 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Speed Ahead - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Denver's busiest vet is back, with more patients than ever before. Dr. Jeff fights to help a dog walk again. Dr. Amy operates on a cat with a strange appetite. And the team heads out to a sanctuary to help an injured tiger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163931 +0000" stop="20260915172019 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff operates on a dog rushed to the clinic after a growth on her neck ruptures. A family brings in their rabbit with mysterious growths on her side. And the team performs a risky procedure on a pair of rescued miniature donkeys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172019 +0000" stop="20260915180207 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Way From Home - S03E03</title>
    <desc>An owner drives nine hours to the clinic hoping Dr. Jeff can save her dog's leg. Jeff and his team head to a wildlife sanctuary to treat a pack of wolves. And when a kitten with a deformed leg needs treatment, Dr. Baier steps up to the plate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180207 +0000" stop="20260915184410 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On The Edge - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Two sisters rush their dog to the clinic with a life-threatening brain injury. Dr. Jeff is perplexed by a dog with a broken jaw. A fearless cat with a broken leg wins the admiration of the clinic staff. And the team treats some uncooperative yaks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184410 +0000" stop="20260915192610 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born To Run - S03E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121248 +0000" stop="20260915123447 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vow of Silence - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When the paper doesn't get delivered for a few days, Ben observes that Katz is hooked on the news. Katz denies it and bets him that he can go longer without news than Ben can go without talking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123447 +0000" stop="20260915125648 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Belinda - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ben hears about a new system of therapy called ""brief therapy,"" wherein the patient is cured with only 10 questions. Katz is skeptical, of course, citing the example of Jonas Salk, which he then realizes is a bad example, since what he did worked. Laura brings up the Meyers-Briggs test, and Katz refers to them as ""vaudeville.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125648 +0000" stop="20260915131845 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Katz - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Katz's friend Carlton Campbell, host of radio show ""Campbell's Couch,"" has asked Katz to fill in for him one night (""Does he know you well?"" asks the typically supportive Ben</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131845 +0000" stop="20260915134047 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expert Witness - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Katz is called to testify as an expert witness in the trial of a boy named Roger who broke into an elderly couple's home, tied them up, then wrote with permanent markers all over their walls. The issue is whether he's mentally competent to stand trial, and it's up to Katz to determine that. Ben wants to know why Katz is doing this, instead of the ""charlatans"" they usually get (""They were busy,"" Katz says), but when he learns that it pays $400 an hour, he encourages this new pursuit of his dad's. Eventually, Katz finds Roger not competent to stand trial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134047 +0000" stop="20260915140249 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakery Ben - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Ben starts working at Steve's Bakery, his very first job. He has to get up at 4 A.M. to start work, and he gets fired on his 3rd day, for being 4 hours late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140249 +0000" stop="20260915142454 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Nothing - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Ben and Dr. Katz meet at Julie's bar for a fun night on the town, but Dr. Katz reveals some startling news: Laura is engaged. Ben insists he's fine with it, but his actions (and words) prove otherwise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142454 +0000" stop="20260915144658 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lerapy - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Conan O'Brien steals a couple of Dr. Katz's jokes, and Katz becomes obsessed with the incident. After recounting the events to Ben and Laura, Ben plots to sell some of his own jokes to Conan O'Brien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144658 +0000" stop="20260915150923 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot-Bellied Pigs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the premiere episode, Ben sends off quite a lot of money -- $2,999.99 each -- to buy two pot-bellied pigs, theoretically to breed them, although he didn't specify which sexes he wanted. This sudden interest in animal husbandry comes after Katz lectures Ben about finding a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150923 +0000" stop="20260915153147 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretzelkins - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The first couple episodes had much more random discussion than did the ones that followed. "Pretzelkins" typifies it. The unifying theme is that Katz feels a bit of a malaise in his life. Julie thinks it's because he deals with unhappy people all day long; Stanley thinks he needs a little "you know." Katz asks Ben to drive Grandpa to the urologist, and "remind him to put his pants back on."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153147 +0000" stop="20260915155424 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ben finds that his favorite stuffed animal from his childhood, Bully, has been tossed in the dumpster. Ben immediately blames his father and begins to label all of his possessions; he even labels his labels. Ben starts to fear that his father is going to throw him out of the house like his Bully. Sick of his father playing his folk, blues and "Snoopy Dog Dog" songs, suggests that he should play an open mic night, so that he doesn't play in the house. Ben and Laura go to watch him humiliate himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155424 +0000" stop="20260915161721 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cholesterol - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Katz becomes concerned about his health after a routine check-up, Julie the bartender agrees to help him get in shape.  In exchange, he gives her guitar lessons and sings a songs he wrote about her, with one word: "Julie."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161721 +0000" stop="20260915163859 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody's Got a Tushy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Katz is concerned about Ben's social life (or lack-there-of).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163859 +0000" stop="20260915170113 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Car - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ben borrows the car for the day; Katz calls him on the cell phone; Ben parks in front of the building and narrowly avoids getting towed when Laura -- in a surprisingly nice move -- cries to the tow truck driver to get him to stop. The car has to go into the shop because Ben had the emergency brake on the whole time: "Everyone has their own definition of 'emergency,'" he explains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170113 +0000" stop="20260915172324 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bystander Ben - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ben is proud to have been quoted in a newspaper article as a witness to a crime, and he considers himself to be a part of the media now. He considers getting a more exciting first name than Ben, like Zeus; dad suggests Ben "The Over-Reactor" Katz. He finally admits to Katz that he didn't actually see the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172324 +0000" stop="20260915174502 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Estate - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Katz's ex-wife announces she's coming for a visit, and Ben tells her she can stay at their place, which Katz does not like the idea of. Ben then brings up the possibility of getting his own apartment, which of course does not happen. ("The sunken living room -- can that be fixed?" he asks one potential landlord.) Stanley, at the bar, tells Katz he's the one who came up with the slogan "Location, location, location"; it used to be "Location, location, location, location," he says. Katz winds up deciding to let his ex-wife stay at the house, even though Ben has now changed his mind on the whole matter, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174502 +0000" stop="20260915180510 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glasses - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Katz gets glasses, although he doesn't think he needs them. He points out the irony in a store whose job it is to sell you glasses telling you after an examination that you need glasses. He makes Laura help him look at an eye chart which he wrote himself. Julie laughs when she sees him in his glasses, and Stanley is no help either.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180510 +0000" stop="20260915182710 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office Management - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Laura takes the day off from work to get her watch fixed. Ben thinks it's because she's not happy at the office; particularly when Katz asks Ben to fill in and then brusquely changes his mind. Katz frets about whether Laura is happy -- "100 percent of my employees are unhappy," he muses. Stanley suggests "Intra-Office Primal Screaming." In an attempt to make things better, Katz makes Laura an "Administrative Assistant": "I won't be able to pay you as much, but there will be additional responsibilities," he tells her. Katz tries to convince Ben (and himself) that there is no problem with Laura, but then throws an office Christmas party -- even though his office consists only of him and Laura.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182710 +0000" stop="20260915184746 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees and SIDS - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ben gets a sore throat, which then spreads to his legs -- his hypochondria is in full bloom. Katz admonishes him to stay away from the medical books: "Last time it took three doctors and $500 to convince you that you didn't have an ovarian cyst." Ben suspects he may have something genetic, and Katz does some "gene" jokes (gene splicing, the shyness gene). He finally settles on SIDS -- Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Meanwhile, Katz has a fear of bees, which comes to light when one finds its way into the office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184746 +0000" stop="20260915190906 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drinky the Drunk Guy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Ben thinks Katz is drinking too much ("Take the mask off for one minute"), which of course he is not. As usual, Ben goes way overboard, mentioning a TV program he plans to watch: "The Drinky Guy Who's Drunk All the Time, and His Name is My Dad" ("Drinky the Drunk Guy" is Katz's suggestion for a similar program). Ben calls Laura to check on his dad, and she tells him not to let his own hypochondria extend to his father. He attempts an intervention, guided by a pamphlet called "Why is Daddy Actin'Funny?" but it's a bad time for Katz, who is busy reading "The Foot Bridges of Madison County." So Ben vows to try the intervention at a more convenient time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190906 +0000" stop="20260915193005 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sticky Notes - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Katz suspects Laura of stealing office supplies but is too weaselly to confront her on it. Stan, at the bar, says it's not even stealing. Katz points out only he and Laura have keys to the office, along with the cleaning service -- ""Finders Keepers."" Meanwhile, Ben begins pursuing -- some would say stalking -- the new girl in the building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193005 +0000" stop="20260915194951 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes Some Getting Used To - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alerted that something is afoot by Katz wearing a bathrobe, Ben learns that he had a woman over the night before. At first he is incredulous, but then believes it and is offended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120811 +0000" stop="20260915125105 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Pimplepopping - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Inoke has a huge, possibly life-threatening bulge on his shoulder; Delano returns with his back lump after Dr. Lee removed a liter of fluid from it; Reed has hundreds of bumps on his chest that burst and leave nasty scars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125105 +0000" stop="20260915133358 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Lee Nose Best! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tony has large growths on his nose that impair his breathing. Kevin has a bump in his jawline that is a "lady deterrent."  Marie has an unsightly lump on her forehead that makes her a hermit.  Tommy's leg bump makes it difficult for him to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133358 +0000" stop="20260915141652 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warning: Cystem Shutdown! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Gerard is lumpy... he has nearly a hundred lumps varying in size that coat his entire body. Gina has bloody lesions all over, and nobody has been able to help her. Eric has a large bump on his head that that he calls his "on/off button."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141652 +0000" stop="20260915145926 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave it to Nevus - S05E01</title>
    <desc>With pandemic safety protocols in place, Dr. Lee reopens her office. Monica has a large birthmark growing on the side of her face. Jackie has a melon-sized lump on the back of her shoulder. Reginald has large, rare growths on the back of his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145926 +0000" stop="20260915154200 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Pop on Campus - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Can Dr. Lee provide the help Reginald needs in order to remove the large rare growths on the back of his head? Che'Re has a prominent bump on her face that has put her in a dark place. Juan has several painful boils on the back of his neck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154200 +0000" stop="20260915162434 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cystic River - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Dennis has several giant growths on the back of his head; Juan has a rare condition he hopes Dr. Lee will understand; Natalie searches for answers as to why her body is covered in hundreds of mysterious dark bumps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162434 +0000" stop="20260915170709 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Sweat It! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Audrey pops the painful bumps that cover her body so she can feel relief; Felicia has a peculiar-looking dark growth on her forehead; Krista's excessive sweating is so severe that on any given day she could fill up an entire milk jug with her sweat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170709 +0000" stop="20260915174912 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain in the Neck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>John fears the large lump on his neck could become so big that it may eventually suffocate him; Shoshana is depressed because of the big growth on her forehead; Ashley hopes Dr. Lee can provide some relief from her three painful skin conditions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174912 +0000" stop="20260915183321 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyster, Cyster - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Yaellie, a sweet 9-year-old, has itchy psoriasis on over 90 percent of her body. Matt, a former Marine, has a large recurring lump in his armpit. Twins Tracie and Stacie have numerous matching bumps on their heads that sometimes leak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183321 +0000" stop="20260915191555 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Joanne has been held back from success because of her forehead growth; Shakisaha split her left earlobe after stretching it with gauges; Mike is a tough guy with a soft bump on his head; Dania's rhinophyma has kept her from enjoying her life.</desc>
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    <title>The Fault in Our Scars - S05E08</title>
    <desc>James has a large, squishy lump on his forehead; Tanisha has a growth on her arm and itchy scars all over her body; Ed wants his stomach lump removed before his girlfriend gets out of prison; Justin has painful mystery bumps all over his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121016 +0000" stop="20260915123455 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Fifth Man - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Master Roshi briefs the others on the story of the Spike. Spike fires his Devilmite beam on Goku. Goku resists the beam entirely. Spike fires a stronger Devilmite beam. Goku resists that one entirely as well. Spike then flails a trident at Goku. A mysterious man wearing a cat mask and a halo on his head has been watching Goku closely. Goku almost falls in the Devil's Toilet but climbs on the other side of the bridge and surprises Spike. Goku finishes Spike with a mighty kick. The final fighter requests Baba that he and Goku fight outside. Roshi senses some familiarity of the fifth fighter. The fight begins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123455 +0000" stop="20260915125935 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The True Colors of the Masked Man - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gohan repeatedly slams Goku against the floor. Meanwhile Pilaf is trying out his new power suit and Shu and Mai spy from a satelite on Goku. It turns out Pilaf has the final dragonball and has jammed the dragon radar. Eventually Goku's tail rips off. Gohan surrenders and reveals his face to Goku. Bulma retells her adventures with Goku. Gohan chooses to stay dead and vanishes after a farewell. Baba reveals the exact location of the last dragon ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125935 +0000" stop="20260915132415 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eternal Dragon Rises - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Goku flies back to Baba's place and takes Upa with all the dragonballs to the Land of Korin. Yamcha wants to train with Roshi who doesn't feel up to it but Bulma changes his mind. Goku and Upa have fun on their journey. Goku summons the eternal dragon and with a pluck of his courage, Upa wishes his father be resurrected. The dragon grants the wish and Bora rises from his grave. Upa delightfully embraces his father and the dragon vanishes into the seven balls. Before they can scatter Goku grabs the four star ball already turning to stone. Goku bids Bora and Upa farewell and heads back to Baba's place. Roshi says that he has nothing more to teach Goku. Goku walks without any use of the Nimbus cloud ready for training and adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132415 +0000" stop="20260915134854 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror and Plague - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Goku is travelling when he sees a girl about to be eaten by a tiger-monster.He saves her and she asks him to help her village which is being terrorized by 2 people called Terror and Plague. When they reach the village they see that there is a call going on in which when a person's name is called, and he doesn't reply 'here' he'll be sent inside the gourd(a thing Terror and Plague use to trap people).Goku shows up and challenges them and beats them but they use the gourd and trap him.Goku escapes the gourd with his power pole and takes the gourd, trapping Terror and Plague.They feel sorry and Goku releases them and they now work for the villagers.Goku then travels on towards the wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134854 +0000" stop="20260915141333 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku vs. Sky Dragon - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Goku makes an enduring journey to challenge Master Chin. Chin is busy fending off Rising Dragon and his two men. Before Rising Dragon can begin a fight, his brother Sky Dragon stops him. Chin's agrees to workout with Goku, his son Shoken getting worried. Goku finds Chin has been in weak health lately and learns from him about the King's Tournament. Goku manages to get medicine for Chin, managing to avoid conflict with the Dragon brothers. Sky Dragon spends his time terrifying his students. Goku volunteers to take Chin's place in the King's Tournament. Jealous Shoken spikes Goku's breakfast. At the tournament Goku battles Sky Dragon as the laxative kicks in Goku, but he resists the effect and beats Sky Dragon. The Dragon brothers and students join Chin's teachings and Goku resumes his journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141333 +0000" stop="20260915143813 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku Goes to Demon Land - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a castle Princess Misa is taken by a demon. Goku reaches the village avoiding the traps. In the castle the king has doubts Goku will succeed but recruits him to face the demon Shula after seeing his fighting skills. At that moment the demons are rampaging the village. The king escorts Goku to the portal next day and Goku cannot pull Shula's sword from the door. At the Kame House, Launch is getting agitated with Roshi and Yamcha and Krillin are hard at training. Goku meets the guards Gola and Maylay, who advise caution fighting Shula, who intends to marry Princess Misa. Goku defeats the first demon and shocks everyone with his intention to fight Shula. Goku beats Shula and escapes with Misa, Maylay and Gola helping. Goku pulls out Shula's sword and seals the portal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143813 +0000" stop="20260915150253 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rampage Of InoShikaCho - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Goku finds some people running away from their village. They say that a monster named InoShikaCho is terrorizing their village. Goku goes to the village and finds two men, one of whom has a third eye, who defeated Inoshikacho. The villagers pay them 100,000 seni for their services. Later, Goku finds them in the woods with InoShikaCho around a campfire. Goku realizes that they only pretend to kill the monster to get money. The three-eyed stranger fights Goku. He chops down a tree, which falls on Goku. A girl wakes him up, saying that she found him unconscious in the woods. Goku goes to the next village and finds The two strangers pulling the same trick. Goku says that they're friends with InoShikaCho, but they trick the villagers into believing Goku is friends with them. Goku picks up InoShikaCho and runs off, but the villagers catch him. The girl who saved him appears and clears Goku's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150253 +0000" stop="20260915152732 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Way to Papaya Island? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Three years have passed, and it is the day before the World Martial Arts Tournament. Goku sees three guys beating someone up, so he steps in and fights. They run away, and the guy he saved, Konkichi, is very thankful. Konkichi takes Goku to the airport so he can fly to Papaya Island, the site of the tournament. Goku has no money, so they go to a carnival to win some. Goku wins enough money for the tickets, so they head back to the airport. Goku sees Fortuneteller Baba, so he stops to talk. Konkichi runs off, but is caught by the same guys as before. They force him to rob a bank, but he gets caught. Konkichi admits to Goku that he was a criminal, but he wants to change. Baba tells Goku where the three men are, so he takes off after them. He catches them and brings them to jail. Unfortunately, he missed his flight, so he decides to swim to Papaya Island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152732 +0000" stop="20260915155212 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rivals and Arrivals - S04E16</title>
    <desc>As Master Roshi and the rest of the gang head for the World Martial Arts Tournament, one member is noticeably absent: Goku! After three years of training, his mysterious disappearance is baffling, but if he doesn't reach the sign-in booth on time, he won't get to compete!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155212 +0000" stop="20260915161651 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preliminary Peril - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Three years of intense training has led Goku and his friends to this day. The World Martial Arts Tournament begins! Among the competitors is a dangerous foe who nearly destroyed Goku in their first encounter. Get ready for action!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161651 +0000" stop="20260915164131 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Then There Were Eight - S04E18</title>
    <desc>In his first match of the preliminaries, Goku coincidentially gets one of the most dangerous opponents in the world, King Chappa. He is said to be the single greatest warrior of his time, once winning the World Martial Arts Tournament without his opponents laying a single hand on him! Goku has an uncanny smirk, not affected by the rumors.
Ready! Set! Go! Goku gets in the first punch and has King Chappa eating his words. It seems Goku is no ordinary child. Things heat up and the two show no mercy. Finally, one of Goku's combos get through and knock the legendary King Chappa down. But judging from his angry roar, he isn't happy!!! King Chappa is about to use his pantented eight-handed technique. Nicknamed, for it is so quick-his onslaught appears to be comprised of eight hands! But Goku dodges and counters every one of those eight hands quicker than he can throw them. He smirks once more and trips him with his tail. Goku takes to the air and King Chappa prepares to attack. Master Roshi s</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164131 +0000" stop="20260915170611 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yamcha vs. Tien - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The excitement grows as everyone eggs on the Grand Finals. Goku remains calm while others are more nervous. Tien shows up and insults Yamcha as usual. Then, Chiaotzu comes along and Krillin gives him a piece of his mind. ""Are you going to say something or what?""(Honestly, I understand. Chaiotzu never says a word!)""Baldy!"" replies Chiaotzu. WHAAAAAAT?!, the insulted Krillin yells. ""It's not exactly like you have a lion's maine under there, cueball!""(If anyone watched this ep. closely enough I may have words slighty off. So, if you can, send me the exact quotes in the viewer's comments. thanks)Not exactly, says Chiaotzu. He removes his hat only to reveal.......there's only ONE SQUIGGLY HAIR under there!!! Tien shelters Chiaotzu as if he were his older brother telling him to put his hat back on before he catches a cold. Like Tien actually has a sensitive side to him!
Outside, Oolong and Puar go off in search of Master Roshi. Puar checks the crowd and Oolong checks all the bathrooms. Oolon</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170611 +0000" stop="20260915173050 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yamcha's Big Break - S04E20</title>
    <desc>As the World Martial Arts Tournament continues, the first match in the Quarter-Finals is well underway, with Yamcha challenging Tien Shinhan. With these two warriors locked in combat, one thing is certain: sparks will fly!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173050 +0000" stop="20260915175529 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full-Moon Vengeance - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The second match has begun, with Jackie Chun versus Man Wolf. While Jackie Chun wants to advance to the semi finals, Man Wolf is more interested in something else. He reveals Jackie is to blame for his current state and he has been training for three years to exact his revenge. Can Jackie come out of this fight in one piece and be of some help to Man Wolf at the same time?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175529 +0000" stop="20260915182009 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dodon Wave! - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The next match is underway, with Krillin and Chiaotzu proving to be evenly matched. But when Chiaotzu unleashes a new technique, the Dodan Wave, it could spell trouble for Krillin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182009 +0000" stop="20260915184448 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counting Controversy! - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The match continues, in which Chiaotzu launches something even worse than the Dodon Wave against Krillin. Krillin's only chance to catch Chiaotzu off guard is the most unexpected technique in martial arts: math. But long after the match is over, Goku and Krillin learn there is more at stake than the championship as Master Shen wants revenge for Goku defeating Tao.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184448 +0000" stop="20260915190927 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tien Shinhan vs. Jackie Chun - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Tournament semi-finals have begun, pitting Tien against Jackie Chun. It's a battle between the young and the old as both warriors combat with amazing skill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190927 +0000" stop="20260915193407 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stepping Down - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The match between Jackie Chun and Tien heats up as both fighters pull out every trick they know. But what will happen when even the audience gets caught in the middle of this?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193407 +0000" stop="20260915195847 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku vs. Krillin - S04E27</title>
    <desc>goku fights Krillin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121750 +0000" stop="20260915124052 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Heart of Evil Awakened; Vegeta, Prince of Destruction - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Gohan's struggle against Dabura drags on, Vegeta's surging frustration and obsession with Goku draw the attention of the enemy. Sensing the residual darkness remaining in the Saiyan Prince's heart, Babidi attempts to exploit Vegeta's intense rivalry to turn him against his allies. With danger brewing from within, Goku and the others are forced to confront an escalating crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124052 +0000" stop="20260915130354 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I am the Strongest! The Clash of Goku vs. Vegeta - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Vegeta unleashes a devastating attack on the tournament stadium, using the innocent crowd to provoke Goku into a duel. As the Supreme Kai desperately tries to intervene and keep the focus on Babidi's revive scheme, Goku faces an agonizing decision regarding his former rival. Meanwhile, Babidi attempts to exert total control over the Saiyan Prince to direct his destruction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130354 +0000" stop="20260915132657 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown to Revival; Crush Babidi's Ambitions! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta lock horns in their fierce duel, the energy generated by their violent clash channels directly into Majin Buu's sealed sphere. Gohan and the Supreme Kai reach the heart of the ship to destroy the egg before it can hatch, but Babidi and Dabura stand in their path. With every heavy blow exchanged in the Saiyan duel, the creature's revival grows dangerously closer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132657 +0000" stop="20260915134959 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seal is Released? Gohan's Kamehame-Ha of Resistance - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta's duel reaches a brutal intensity, with the energy output rapidly filling Majin Buu's vessel. At the ship's core, the seal containing the ancient terror begins to crack under the overwhelming power surge. Desperate to stop the resurrection, Gohan launches a series of full-power Kamehame-ha blasts directly at the egg, forcing the containment unit to shatter amidst a blinding plume of energy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134959 +0000" stop="20260915141301 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straightaway Into Despair? The Terror of Majin Buu - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The newly awakened Majin Buu bewilders everyone present with his childish demeanor, leaving the heroes to question if his revival was truly successful. That doubt vanishes as Buu demonstrates a frightening surge of power that echoes across the planet. Realizing the immediate threat to the universe, Goku attempts to halt his duel with Vegeta, while Gohan and the Supreme Kai face the terrifying reality of an unleashed monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141301 +0000" stop="20260915143603 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turn Into Candy! A Hungry Majin's Bizarre Power! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Majin Buu proves overwhelmingly powerful, leaving the Supreme Kai and Gohan in dire peril. Just as Buu prepares to finish off his opponents, a defiant Dabura re-enters the fray, determined to prove the creature cannot be controlled. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks approach the battlefield, unaware of the magical side effects taking place as Buu unleashes a bizarre and terrifying new technique.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143603 +0000" stop="20260915145906 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Will Deal With The Majin! Vegeta's Final Mortal Combat! - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Determined to correct his mistakes, Vegeta stands alone against Majin Buu, unleashing a relentless assault to destroy the monster once and for all. However, as the Saiyan Prince pours everything into his attack, Buu demonstrates a terrifying resilience that defies lethal damage. Realizing the creature's true resilience, Vegeta pushes his body to its absolute limit to protect those he left behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145906 +0000" stop="20260915152208 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For His Beloved Ones... The End of the Proud Warrior! - S02E22</title>
    <desc>With Vegeta trapped in a dire position, Trunks and Goten intervene to save him, drawing Piccolo back into the conflict. Realizing normal attacks cannot destroy Majin Buu, the Saiyan Prince makes a heavy decision for the sake of his loved ones. After ensuring the safety of the young warriors, Vegeta prepares to unleash an ultimate, all-out technique to erase the monster completely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152208 +0000" stop="20260915154510 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare Revisited The Immortal Monster Majin Buu! - S02E23</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Vegeta's massive explosion, the lingering shockwaves ripple across the region, drawing the attention of Bulma and her group. Piccolo returns to the site of the blast to assess the damage, only to uncover the horrifying truth regarding Majin Buu's true nature. As the remaining Z Fighters recover from the fallout, Goku regains consciousness, while the Supreme Kai searches the desolate wasteland for any sign of Gohan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154510 +0000" stop="20260915160812 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Secret Plan to Defeat Buu! Its Name is Fusion - S02E24</title>
    <desc>As Bulma's group sets out to gather the Dragon Balls, Piccolo and Krillin bring the young Saiyans to Kami's Lookout for safety. Rejoining his allies, Goku assesses the threat posed by Majin Buu and realizes his current power is not enough to secure victory. However, Goku reveals knowledge of a unique technique learned in the Other World that could turn the tide, placing the responsibility for the world's future onto unexpected shoulders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160812 +0000" stop="20260915163115 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Found! A Faint Ray of Hope! Awaken, Warriors! - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Bulma's group uses the Dragon Balls to make a crucial wish, drawing Goku's immediate attention as he intervenes to manage the remaining mystical energy. Elsewhere in the devastated landscape, the Supreme Kai searches for survivors, uncovering an opportunity to mount a new defense against the Majin threat. Meanwhile, Goku gathers his allies at Kami's Lookout to deliver hard news about their fallen friends, just as Babidi broadcasts a chilling message to the entire world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163115 +0000" stop="20260915165417 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Find The Nuisances Babidi's Retaliation Begins! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Babidi broadcasts a global ultimatum, demanding the surrender of specific Z Fighters under the threat of widespread destruction across the Earth. Unfazed by the wizard's terror campaign, Goku moves forward with instructing Goten and Trunks on the complex steps of the Fusion technique. Meanwhile, in the sacred domain of the Supreme Kais, Gohan undergoes preparation to attempt a legendary trial that could unlock a power beyond imagination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165417 +0000" stop="20260915171719 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Worth Beginning to Show The Treacherous Buu! - S02E29</title>
    <desc>While Trunks races through Capsule Corp in search of the Dragon Radar, Goku pushes himself to the limit to keep Majin Buu occupied, experiencing the monster's overwhelming power firsthand. Intrigued by Goku's promises of a future, even greater opponent, Buu begins to view his current situation in a new light, creating friction with Babidi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171719 +0000" stop="20260915174021 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye-bye, Everyone! Goku Returns to the Next World - S02E31</title>
    <desc>While practicing the fundamentals of the Fusion technique, Goten and Trunks push Goku to demonstrate the full extent of his newly revealed power. Yielding to their curiosity, Goku showcases the transformation once more, pushing his temporary stay in the living world to its absolute limit. With his remaining energy rapidly draining, Goku must pass the torch to the next generation before his time runs out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174021 +0000" stop="20260915180323 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gohan Located! Intensive Training in the World of the Kais! - S02E32</title>
    <desc>While Majin Buu continues his uninhibited destruction across the Earth, Gohan remains in the Sacred World of the Kais, focusing all his energy on mastering the massive Z-Sword. As the young Saiyan slowly gets a handle on the blade's incredible weight, his training takes an unexpected turn that completely alters the Supreme Kai's strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180323 +0000" stop="20260915182626 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Will Defeat Majin Buu? The Mightiest of Men Moves Out! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Emboldened by their newfound fusion power, the newly created warrior rushes headlong into battle, determined to hunt down and destroy Majin Buu once and for all. Meanwhile, unaware of the incredible developments at Kami's Lookout, the self-proclaimed hero Mr. Satan sets out on his own desperate mission to locate the monster, seeking to save humanity through his own unique approach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182626 +0000" stop="20260915184928 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Powering Up Continues? Super Gotenks is Achieved! - S02E35</title>
    <desc>In the Sacred Realm of the Kais, Elder Kai continues his unusual ritual with Gohan, promising a massive breakthrough if the young warrior can endure the lengthy process. Back on Earth, Goten and Trunks push their Fusion training to the next level, aiming to combine their strength while transformed. Meanwhile, as Majin Buu wanders the countryside, a chance encounter with a helpless creature leads to an unexpected shift in the monster's behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184928 +0000" stop="20260915191230 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buu Gobbles Up Buu! Onslaught of a New Majin! - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The overwhelming rage surging inside Majin Buu triggers an unprecedented event, causing his very essence to fracture and give rise to a sinister new manifestation of his power. A dark conflict erupts over the countryside, leading to a catastrophic shift in the monster's biology and bringing forth a far more calculated and dangerous threat. With this lethal new adversary immediately setting its sights on Kami's Lookout, Piccolo is forced to improvise a desperate delaying tactic to buy the young Saiyans precious time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191230 +0000" stop="20260915193532 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headlong Rush Into Catastrophe! A One-Hour Time Limit! - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Arriving at Kami's Lookout, the terrifying new Majin Buu demands an immediate confrontation, forcing Piccolo to deploy a high-stakes delay tactic to stall the creature's murderous intent. Meanwhile, far away in the Sacred Realm of the Kais, Gohan's frustration reaches a boiling point as Elder Kai's tedious and unconventional training process tests the young warrior's patience to its absolute limit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193532 +0000" stop="20260915195834 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Complete! You're Finished Now, Majin Buu! - S02E39</title>
    <desc>With time rapidly running out, Piccolo's fragile delay tactic finally reaches its breaking point as the impatient monster demands his promised opponent. Forced to act, Piccolo leads the terrifying threat directly toward Goten and Trunks, setting the stage for a high-stakes showdown while the young Saiyans make their final preparations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120636 +0000" stop="20260915122943 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This is All the Power I've Got! A Settlement Between Gods - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Now with only a Super Saiyan form at his disposal, Goku powers up and attacks but to no avail as Beerus knocks him out effortlessly. With Goku knocked out, Beerus prepares to destroy Earth. In a final effort to stop Beerus, Goku once again powers up and charges his Kamehameha attack. Goku manages to prevent Beerus' attack, but he completely depletes what was left of his energy in the process. He comes crashing down to Earth onto Bulma's ship, where Vegeta manages to catch him. Beerus lands on the planet shortly after to finish what he started, but he suddenly falls asleep. Whis explains that Goku must have tired Beerus out and that by the time he wakes up he will have forgotten about their trip to Earth. Beerus who was faking his sudden sleep spell and Whis leave for Beerus' planet shortly after. With Earth safe again, Goku decides to relax and enjoy the party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122943 +0000" stop="20260915125250 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valiant Mr. Satan, Work a Miracle! A Challenge from Outer Space! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With Earth no longer in danger, Goku and the others return to their ordinary lives. But Goku ends up working as a farmer again after Chi-Chi spent a majority the 100 million Zeni they received from Mr. Satan in light of Goku needing to becoming a role model for his unborn grandchild. Meanwhile, Mr. Satan's self-promotion as the one who defeated Beerus goes awry when alien ambassadors from planet Snak came to give their gratitude before their champion Galbee challenges Mr. Satan. After being unable to call Gohan or the others for help, Mr. Satan tries to enlist Goku's help when he arrives at the scene. Goku is forced to escape when Chi-Chi spots him about to fight, which forces Mr. Satan to deal with Galbee himself to maintain his image. Luckily, the aliens having intended to conquer Earth, the Snackians are revealed to be cynophobic as they leave Earth in terror upon spotting Mr. Satan's dog Bee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125250 +0000" stop="20260915131557 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegeta Becomes a Student?! Win Over Whis! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chi-Chi still has Goku doing farm work, Krillin finding him sleeping on the job while surprised that he did not leave to train with King Kai. After reminiscing about their childhood training under Master Roshi, Krillin asks Goku to punch him to know the gap between their power levels. A reluctant Goku tries to change Krillin's mind before acquiescing, with Krillin being knocked over a distance before hitting a boulder. Shortly afterwards, Goku brings Krillin to his house with Android 18 treating his wounds. Krillin states that he misses martial arts and wishes to start training again. Meanwhile, Whis returns to Earth to snack on delicious food. Vegeta uses this as an opportunity to demand that Whis train him so that he can surpass Goku's power level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131557 +0000" stop="20260915133905 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pan is Born! And Goku Goes on a Training Journey?! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Pan has been born with Chi-Chi refusing to allow her granddaughter to be end up a martial arts fanatic like Goku. While everyone attempts to persuade Chi-Chi to change her mind, Bulma accidentally reveals Vegeta having left six months ago to train under Whis to Goku's shock. After some time, Bulma giving him a cellphone to stop his harassment, Goku approaches Whis during his outing with Bulma. Whis accepts Goku's plea to be mentored, thinking it to be perfect timing for Goku to join Vegeta in training. Just as the two are about to depart, Chi-Chi upon learning from Gohan of Goku's departure, attempts to stop him. But Goku leaves with Whis, Though devastated at his departure, Chi-Chi is sure that Goku will return sometime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133905 +0000" stop="20260915140212 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Here, Too! Training Commences on Beerus' World - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Goku and Whis arrive on Beerus' planet, where Vegeta is tasked with housekeeping. Goku is surprised to learn that Vegeta has gotten considerably stronger training under Whis. Goku wants to start his training right away, but learns he and Vegeta must first carry out some house chores that include changing Beerus' bed sheets without waking him up. Then the actually training occurs, which quickly wears Goku out as he falls asleep while Vegeta continues. The next day, Whis decides to have a sparring match with his apprentices in order to gauge their speed. The two prove to be no match for Whis. Goku and Vegeta are too slow to land a single hit on Whis. Somewhere in space, surviving members of Frieza's army are led by Sorbet. They continue with their effort of resurrecting their leader. Not far off, mysterious beings similar to Beerus and Whis have destroyed a planet in search of something.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140212 +0000" stop="20260915142519 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Despair Redux! The Return of the Evil Emperor, Frieza! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta continue their training under Whis on Beerus' planet, Sorbet is unable to find New Namek as he and his assistant Tagoma (タゴマ) depart for Earth to use its Dragon Balls instead to resurrect their leader Frieza. They run into the Pilaf Gang, who had collected all seven Dragon Balls just before their arrival. Sorbet coerces Pilaf into summoning Shenron, who explains that reviving Frieza would be futile as his body was cut in pieces when Future Trunks killed him. But Sorbet insists after Tagoma suggests using their advanced healing technology to restore Frieza, the two collecting Frieza's pieces and return to their ship as Mai and Sho used up the remaining wishes. Frieza is completely regenerated shortly afterwards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142519 +0000" stop="20260915144826 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Warning from Jaco! Frieza and 1,000 Soldiers Close In - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Once restored, revealing his horrific ordeal in Hell, Frieza desires revenge against Goku and Future Trunks. Tagoma objects to Frieza's plans, but Frieza promptly subdues him. When Frieza finds out that Goku has gotten much stronger since they last met, he decides to train in order to become more powerful. Since Frieza's power was inborn, he reveals that he had never felt the need to train a day in his life before now. Four months pass before Frieza and his army head for Earth. All the while, Goku and Vegeta continue their training under Whis. Jaco the Galactic Patrolman travels to Earth to inform Bulma that Frieza had been revived and is approaching Earth with an army of one thousand soldiers. With the Frieza Force fast approaching, Bulma gathers the remaining fighters to fight Frieza's army in hopes of holding out until Goku and Vegeta make it back to Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144826 +0000" stop="20260915151134 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Start of Vengeance! The Frieza Force's Malice Strikes Gohan! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Frieza's forces begin their raid on Planet Earth. Goku and Vegeta, oblivious to what is happening on Earth, continue their training under Whis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151134 +0000" stop="20260915153441 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change! An Unexpected Return! His Name is Ginyu!! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Tagoma powers up and then confidently approaches his opponents. Piccolo is instantly outmatched, so Gohan blasts Tagoma, causing him to fly several yards away. As the dust settles, Tagoma reveals himself to be unharmed. Suddenly, Gotenks arrives and headbutts Tagoma, shocking everybody. While Tagoma is struggling to recuperate from Gotenks's attack, Captain Ginyu (in his frog form) pounces up to him and inscribes a message in the gravel. Tagoma accidentally sets off Ginyu's signature move, which swaps their bodies. Ginyu rapidly adjusts to his new body's immense power and assaults all of his rivals simultaneously. Bulma, Trunks, and Goten attempt to contact Whis, leaving Jaco bewildered. While combating Gohan, Ginyu appears to have the upper hand until Gohan transforms into a Super Saiyan and manages to knock him down. At once, Frieza becomes enraged and repeatedly shoots multiple blasts at Gohan. Before Frieza can kill Gohan, however, Piccolo steps in to save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153441 +0000" stop="20260915155748 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth! Gohan! Both on the Ropes! Hurry and Get Here, Goku!! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As the Z fighters struggle against Tagoma an old foe makes a surprise return to the battlefield.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155748 +0000" stop="20260915162055 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash! Frieza vs. Goku! This is the Result of My Training! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The battle between Goku and Frieza begins. They fight on even ground, and neither one is able to inflict significant damage to the other. Frieza resorts to attacking Krillin and Bulma. When Goku tries to save them, he is caught off guard when Frieza lands several blows on him. Eventually, lashing at Goku, Vegeta intervenes out of impatience for the fighters' constant rambling and holding back their full power. Goku takes Vegeta's request into account and convinces Frieza to power up to his maximum. When Frieza calls out to Goku to show his full power, Goku transforms on his own into a new version of a Super Saiyan God.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162055 +0000" stop="20260915164403 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Full-Throttle Battle! The Vengeful Golden Frieza - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After testing Goku's new transformation, which Goku explained is a Super Saiyan equivalent to a Super Saiyan God, Freiza unveils his new Golden Frieza form. After expressing how impressed they are by each-other's progress, Goku and Frieza engage in a fierce battle. Meanwhile, Whis informs Bulma of their arrival on Earth in a few minutes but he and Beerus stop midway and Universe Six's Destroyer Champa and his attendant Vados. After having a short conversation with Champa and Vados, Beerus and Whis finally arrive on the battlefield. While eating Bulma's delicious dessert, Beerus and Whis acknowledge that Frieza has indeed become significantly stronger and that Goku seems to have a tough time keeping up with Golden Frieza. Still not use to his newest form, Goku struggles to keep up with Golden Frieza's speed and prowess, eventually getting pummeled into the ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164403 +0000" stop="20260915170710 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chance Appears in a Tight Spot! Launch a Counteroffensive, Goku! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Goku finds a weakness in Frieza's new form. Still, Goku finds himself in serious trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170710 +0000" stop="20260915173017 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Earth Explodes? A Decisive Kamehameha! - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Goku is critically injured, but Vegeta intervenes before Frieza can deliver a killing blow. After killing Sorbet and assuring that Goku receives a Senzu Bean, Vegeta demonstrates his new ability to transform into a Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan. Frieza attempts several attacks but quickly finds himself completely outmatched by Vegeta. Enraged and humiliated, Frieza refuses to accept to defeat and instead blows up the Earth. Whis protects Goku and the other Z fighters, and as Goku laments his missed opportunity to defeat Frieza, Whis offers to turn back time by 3 minutes so that Goku can have another chance. The moment is then reset to the end of Vegeta and Frieza's battle, allowing Goku just enough time to charge up a Kamehameha and kill Frieza. Later, the group is seen celebrating at Capsule Corp. Piccolo has been revived with the Namekian Dragon Balls, and Gohan tells him that he intends to resume his training so that he can protect his loved ones.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173017 +0000" stop="20260915175324 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 6th Universe's Destroyer! His Name is Champa! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Gods of Destruction Beerus and Champa meet. Champa proposes a match between the fighters of Universe 6 and 7.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175324 +0000" stop="20260915181632 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Combat Matches Are a Go! The Captain is Someone Stronger Than Goku - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The preparations for the Universe Tournament get under way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181632 +0000" stop="20260915183939 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Run-Through For the Competition! Who Are the Last Two Members? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta recruit Piccolo and Majin Buu as the remaining combatants of the Universe Seven team. Gohan considered joining, but was unable to do so as he had a business meeting on the day of the tournament. Beerus and the others think back over recent events, with a series of flashbacks recapping the series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183939 +0000" stop="20260915190246 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Initially refusing to help Bulma after forcing him to come to Earth, Jaco suggests inquiring about the Super Dragon Ball from an omniscient alien named Master Zunō. After arriving on Master Zunō's planet, Jaco failing to mention the seven-year waiting period, the duo encounter a spacefaring criminal named Burpman, who is wanted by the Galactic Patrol for multiple dine and dash crimes. Having accidentally destroyed a monument and pinning the blame on Burpman, Jaco eventually decides to arrest the criminal so he and Bulma can take his spot and seek Master Zunō's advice right away. While Bulma unwittingly wasted two of her three questions, she learns the radius and other properties of the Super Dragon Balls as well as that they were formerly scattered across both the Sixth and Seventh Universes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190246 +0000" stop="20260915192553 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the Planet with No Name! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On Earth, everyone gathers for the trip to the tournament. Goku and Vegeta arrive after having trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for three years. After stopping at Beerus' planet to get both him and Monaka, everyone proceeds to go to the tournament. The group meets their competition who are all somewhat unusual. This includes a Saiyan with a radically different history and a fighter resembling Frieza. After the written test, the Universe Seven team is left one team member down because Majin Buu falls asleep and is disqualified. Beerus decides that Monaka will go last. After a round of rock-paper-scissors, it is decided that Goku will fight first, followed by Piccolo, and then Vegeta. Goku and his competitor, a large bear-like creature named Botamo, enter the tournament ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192553 +0000" stop="20260915194901 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise, 6th Universe! This is Super Saiyan Goku! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The tournament finally begins, and Goku is the first to fight the mysterious fighters of Universe 6.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122118 +0000" stop="20260915124530 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brood of Evil - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After fleeing from the wicked aliens, Bulma, Krillin and Gohan arrive on the planet Namek. But they are not alone. Vegeta is right behind in his own space pod. To make matters worse, the dreaded Frieza is already on the planet, and he has three of the Dragon Balls!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124530 +0000" stop="20260915130943 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frieza Strikes! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While Bulma, Krillin and Gohan discuss what to do next, Frieza sends two soldiers to inflitrate their ship. But Krillin and Gohan's combined might is too much for them to handle, and they are easily defeated. Meanwhile, on another part of the planet, Vegeta defeats his longtime enemy, Cui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130943 +0000" stop="20260915133356 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defying Orders - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Back on Earth, Gokus is sufferning from an illness, but a magic Senzu bean offers a full recover. When Goku hears about the trouble on Namek, he jumps into his old spaceship, rebuilt by Bulma's father Dr. Briefs. On Namek, Krillin and Gohan witness Frieza's power and learn that he has collected four Dragon Balls!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133356 +0000" stop="20260915135808 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Namek's Defense - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Namekian warriors fall under attack from Frieza's forces as the evil villain continues his earch for the fifth Dragon Ball. Dodoria, Frieza's red-faced henchman, leads the assault. Meanwhile, Goku continues his voyage to Namek in his space pod, where he finds plento of time to train for the coming battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135808 +0000" stop="20260915142221 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Unable to stand by and watch the torture any longer, Gohan leaps out of hiding to rescue a Namekian boy from the clutches of Frieza's evil henchmen. Now Gohan and Krillin have an even bigger problem on their hands - Dodoria is chasing them, and he won't stop until he has his revenge!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142221 +0000" stop="20260915144633 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Fights Back - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Vegeta catches Dodoria in his search for Gohan and Krillin, and attacks. In an attempt to save his life, Dodoria reveals that Frieza was responsible for the destructino of the Saiyan home planet (also called Vegeta). Vegeta destroys Dodoria in return, and begins his own quest for the Dragon Balls. Meanwhile, Gohan and Krillin reunite with Bulma and learn that Goku will soon arrive on Namek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144633 +0000" stop="20260915151046 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unexpected Problem - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Goku runs into trouble when his space pod begins to drift towards a star. Goku has to think fast in order to avoid getting bumped up. Back on Namek, Vegeta beats Frieza to the sixth Dragon Ball and hides it in a lake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151046 +0000" stop="20260915153458 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegeta Has a Ball - S02E12</title>
    <desc>After saving Dende, Gohan and Krillin feel a large Ki and recognize it as belonging to Vegeta, who is attacking a village to obtain the Dragon Ball there. Dende learns why the others have come all the way from Earth, and begs them to help save his people. Elsewhere, Goku continues his training on his spaceship. King Kai speaks to Goku's mind, saying that Piccolo and the other late warriors have arrived on Kai's World asking for the same training Kai gave Goku.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153458 +0000" stop="20260915155911 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Past and Future - S02E13</title>
    <desc>On Kai's World, Tien, Chiatzu, Yamcha and Piccolo arrive and begin their training after Piccolo inadvertently tells a joke. Meanwhile, on Planet Namek, Zarbon and Vegeta find each other and begin their battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155911 +0000" stop="20260915162323 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zarbon's Surprise - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Vegeta challenges Frieza's green-haired assistant Zarbon to a fight. Vegeta appears to gain the upper hand, but Zarbon transforms into a powerful monster and defeats the Saiyan. Meanwhile, goku continues his space pod training and Krillin and Dende remain on their quest for Guru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162323 +0000" stop="20260915164736 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guru's Gift - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Krillin and Dende finally reach Guru's home, where the eldest Namek explains the history of the Dragon Balls as well as Piccolo's unusual origin. Sensing Krillin's innate goodness, Guru awakens Krillin's latent powers and gives him the last Dragon Ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164736 +0000" stop="20260915171148 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piccolo vs. Everyone - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Yamcha, Tien and Chiaotzu continue their training on Kai's world and sturggle with their assignements against Bubbles and Gregory. However, Piccolo finds Kai's methods foolish and refuses to participate, but finally joins in sparring against the other three. Meanwhile, Zarbon finds an unconscious Vegeta and brings him back to Frieza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171148 +0000" stop="20260915173601 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zarbon's Mission - S02E17</title>
    <desc>On Namek, Vegeta finally recovers from his battle with Zarbon, and escapse from Frieza's base with all five Dragon Balls. He discovers that Krillin has the seventh Dragon Ball and goes after it, with Zarbon in hot pursuit. Meanwhile, Goku's spaceship begins passing through a violent magnetic storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173601 +0000" stop="20260915180013 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gohan, the Hunted - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Goku's space pod encounters a magnetic storb, casuing the gravity machine to go haywire. Goku barely survives the most intense gravity he has every experinenced: 100G. On Namek, Krillin reunintes with Bulma and is almost immediately confronted by Vegeta and Zarbon, who begin to fight over Krilin's Dragon Ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180013 +0000" stop="20260915182426 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Enemies - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Vegeta defeats Zarbon and gains what he thinks to be the last Dragon Ball. But on his way to summon the Eternal Dragon, he runs into Gohan, who (unbeknowst to Vegeta) is reutrning with the seventh Dragon Ball. Meanwhile, a furious Frieza sends for the Ginyu Force to help him recover the Dragon Balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182426 +0000" stop="20260915184839 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination: Guru - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Bulma has a dream about Vegeta killing her and stealing the Dragon Ball, but she falls out of her chair and wakes up. Elsewhere, Vegeta strategizes about how to get the seventh Dragon Ball, when several violent, quake-causing energy waves flash by. Bulma tries to hold on to the canyon wall, but the Dragon Ball rolls away and into the lake. She doesn't want to get wet, so she tries to fish it back in with a stick, but ends up pushing it farther into the water. She says that she'll wait for Krillin to get it when he comes back, but the ball rolls further down into the cavernous lake. Bulma pops open a submarine capsule and goes to retrieve it. She runs into a giant water dinosaur. She sees that the Dragon Ball is stuck in the scales on its back, so she fires torpedoes at it. It turns around swims off, dropping the Dragon Ball. In Space, Goku continues to wear himself out training at 100 G-Force.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184839 +0000" stop="20260915191251 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulma's Big Day - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Bulma screams to be let down, and reminisces on her troublesome life. She bites the soldier holding her, and she drops him. They catch her and land in a clearing. Bulma tries to escape but her efforts are fruitless. She eavesdrops on their conversation and finds out that they don't know about the Dragon Balls, so she explains to them how the wish could make them stronger than even Frieza. They like the idea of boundless strength and insist that she show them where the other balls are. In Space, Goku uses to Kaio-ken to form a energy ball and throws it into the gravitational pull of the gravity machine, causing it to cycle around the room. Goku then gathers energy for a Kamehameha and fires it at the other energy ball. Instead of them connecting, they overlap and hit Goku, one on the back and one on the chest. He endures the hit as if it were nothing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191251 +0000" stop="20260915193704 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Power - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Gohan and Krillin continue to fly towards Guru's. Krillin says that when Gohan's latent power is released, he may not even be able to challenge Vegeta, but he should be able to buy Goku more time to arrive. In Space, Goku finishes his training and returns the gravity to normal. Even he is impressed with how far he'd come. He takes a bath, drinks a sports drink, and rests the final leg of his voyage to Planet Namek. As Goku lay resting in his bed, even he does not know that he has crossed the threshold of power than any Saiyans could attain. On Namek, Gohan and Krillin finally near Guru's home, but before they get there, they sense Vegeta's energy at a very short distance away from them. Krillin stays behind and tells Gohan to go on to Guru's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122651 +0000" stop="20260915125021 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Drake wins a free skydive off a helicopter and sets off to do it despite his parents' wishes. Josh, being the good brother he is, tries to stop him, but ends up going along for the ride. This fun time in the sky becomes a true downer when they accidentally lose their pilot and things start spinning out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125021 +0000" stop="20260915131401 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Contest - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Josh decides to enter a local dance contest, but when Drake realizes he's going to fail gym, he has to enter in order to receive high school credit. So he steals Josh's dance partner, and that's when things start to go wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131401 +0000" stop="20260915133828 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hug Me, Brother (Pilot) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh both find out that Drake's Mom, and Josh's Dad, get married to each other unexpectedly. Drake finds it completely wrong. And Josh on the other hand is really excited. Right as Drake things his life is miserable, things get better. He discovers that Josh is actually Miss Nancy, a person who gives advice in the school newspaper.

After reading one of Josh's Miss Nancy letters, Drake discovers that Tiffany (the girl he likes) is having trouble with her boyfriend. Drake uses this advantage to go on a date with her. But Tiffany's real boyfriend gets things confused, and thinks Josh is dating Tiffany! Now Josh must study to be excellent at karate before Tiffany's boyfriend scars him for life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133828 +0000" stop="20260915140253 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Buggy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Josh gets grounded because of something Drake did. The boys later receive a broken dune buggy from Trevor, a friend of Drake's. In Josh's free time, he fixes the dune buggy. One day, Drake drives the dune buggy (against his parent's wishes, and without their knowledge), but he runs into a tree, getting several injuries. He hides his injuries from his family using makeup, but Josh soon finds out what had happened and blackmails him until he tells the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140253 +0000" stop="20260915142716 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Believe Me, Brother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Susan, Drake's girlfriend flirts with Josh, constantly kissing him, but Susan is such a good liar that when Drake is around she makes Drake think Josh is hitting on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142716 +0000" stop="20260915145149 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Idiots and a Baby - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh have to babysit their Dad's boss's son. The baby disappears and Josh panics while Drake leaves to play in a concert. Drake comes back to help Josh, and finds out that Megan has had the baby the whole time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145149 +0000" stop="20260915151622 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Crush - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Josh tries to impress his first crush Kathy, but gets so nervous he accidentally says he can play the guitar. Drake, meanwhile, gets kicked out of the restaurant his band played in (due to Megan's new snake.) Kathy asks Josh to play the guitar for her at her birthday party (which, coincidentally, happens to be at the same restaurant Drake got kicked out of), Drake and Josh work out a plan so that Josh can impress Kathy and Drake can get back into the restaurant, called the Brew Note. The guy who taught Josh karate owns the restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151622 +0000" stop="20260915154045 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grammy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh's parents are going away for the weekend and Drake and Josh are excited because they think they can do what they want. But when Josh's Grammy comes to babysit Josh is enjoying it, but not so much Drake. Grammy won't let Drake out of the house to see a concert, so he sneaks out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh make a bet to swear off junk food (Drake) and Video Games (Josh). Megan makes both of them swear to dye their hair pink (whoever loses). When Drake and Josh's mom and dad discover them making a bet, they make a bet as well. When things get crazy, Drake and Josh can't hold onto their bet much longer and decide to break it.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Drake is so excited when Megan wins a radio contest, and the prize is tickets to the Zero Gravity concert and a guitar signed by Devan Malone, the head guitarist of Zero Gravity. The best part is, Megan lets Drake have the prize! Drake is so obsessed with this guitar. When Josh accidentally sets the guitar on fire, he must come up with a way to replace it before Drake becomes insane forever. Meanwhile, Walter tries to spend quality time with Drake, but everytime Walter tries to go for it, Drake is doing something important.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162901 +0000" stop="20260915165303 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Job - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Drake both get a job at the movie theater. Josh does a bunch of work, but Drake slacks off and gets all the credit. When Drake becomes Josh's boss, Josh is fed up, because he was doing all of Drake's work for him.</desc>
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    <title>Football - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Drake tries to make Josh cool by telling him to try out for the football team. Instead, Josh gets "murdered" and he ends up being equipment manager, which isn't cool. Later, when the one of the player gets sick by Josh's brownies, the coach depends on Josh to play center. So now Drake must help Josh become cool and at the same time not actually play.</desc>
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    <title>Pool Shark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Drake finds out Josh is great at pool or billiards as Josh calls it. Drake bets some kids, and takes advantage of Josh's pool skills and starts hustling people, by taking their money, shoes and other clothing/personal items. Now Josh has made the ultimate bet, and Drake's stuffed in the corner pocket.</desc>
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    <title>Smart Girl - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Drake meets a smart girl from school named Michelle that he really likes. Now, Drake is not the smartest kid in school, so he gets Josh to teach him things to impress Michelle. But things go too far when he accidentally says yes to an offer of joining the Academic Team. Meanwhile, Josh has had enough with Megan's pranks and tries to get back at her.</desc>
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    <title>Little Diva - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ashley Blake is coming to the movie theater for the premiere of her new movie. Helen wants Josh to do everything Ashley tells him. Then Drake helps him in order to get into the afterparty. When Ashley accidentally gets hit in the head with a bucket, the doctor comes and puts Ashley to sleep. Drake and Josh must find a way to get her to the premiere without making it look like she's asleep.</desc>
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    <title>Blues Brothers - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Josh is confident about when Walter chooses him to be his co-weatherman. That is, until Megan reminds Josh of his uncontrolable twitch. So Josh twitches in front of the whole world and becomes the laughing stock of San Diego. Meanwhile, Drake is determined to win the talent show for the third year in a row but finds it challenging when he rivals with an acappella group.</desc>
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    <title>Driver's License - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Walter is really excited when his two sons are getting their driver's licenses. He made a rule with his sons, if they get one traffic ticket, he'll take their license away. The problem is, Josh gets his license and Drake doesn't. So when Josh runs a stop sign and gets a ticket, Drake pays for the ticket and doesn't tell Walter. Drake uses this to his advantage and blackmails Josh into driving him to unnecessary places.</desc>
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    <title>Number One Fan - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An obsessed fan is in love with Drake. She loves him so much, she says she's going to marry him and won't leave Drake a moments peace. So Drake must get this #1 fan to stop embarrassing him and ruining his life. Meanwhile, Josh becomes the new chief of the campfire kids but finds it tricky to deal with kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121851 +0000" stop="20260915124008 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Campfire Diaries - S11E11</title>
    <desc>The family spends a weekend at their childhood summer camp, reliving old memories and working to repair a tennis court Willie built twenty years ago. While at the camp, Jep tries to pass a lifeguard swimming test he failed as a teenager.</desc>
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    <title>Rowdy's Big Day - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Rowdy's adoption is finalized and he officially becomes a Robertson. Jase gets his first massage and enjoys it more than he expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130125 +0000" stop="20260915132242 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Acts - S11E13</title>
    <desc>After Willie and Jase lose Si's tea cup, Si makes them go to great lengths to find it. When the entertainment for Gus's 1st birthday party falls through, Jep fills in as a magician.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132242 +0000" stop="20260915134359 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Dads - S11E14</title>
    <desc>Willie, Korie, Jase and Missy take dance lessons from Sadie to prepare for Reed and Rebecca's upcoming weddings. Jase's plan to perform Reed's wedding ceremony may fall through when he waits until the last minute to renew his ordainment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134359 +0000" stop="20260915142710 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of an Era - S11E15</title>
    <desc>When Si decides to retire to pursue a music career, the family organizes a party in his honor. Meanwhile, Willie, Phil and Jase take a road trip to try to recreate an old duck call for Si's retirement gift. ZZ Top performs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142710 +0000" stop="20260915153148 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back and Talking Quack - S11E16</title>
    <desc>The Robertson family takes a look back at 130 episodes of Duck Dynasty, discussing their favorite memories from the series and how the show changed their lives, as well as revealing some moments never before seen on television.</desc>
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    <title>Family Funny Business - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Willie becomes exasperated when Phil and Jase show him they'd rather hunt and fish than make and sell duck calls, which is only their business. To make matters worse, when Willie is called upon to help Ms. Kay shoot a cooking video, the guys are left in charge of Duck Commander, with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>CEO for a Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Phil decides to teach his grandkids the value of a hard day's work by building a football field and culminating in a family football game. But Robertson vs. Robertson competition is further sparked between brothers when Willie and Jase make a side bet that Jase can't handle the responsibility of being CEO of a day.</desc>
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    <title>High Tech Redneck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Willie lands the biggest order in Duck Commander history, mayhem ensues when the boys try to help by building a conveyor belt in true redneck engineering fashion. Meanwhile, Phil discovers his woodsy arch nemesis--the biggest beaver dam he's ever seen--and decides the only way to get rid of it is with a little TNT.</desc>
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    <title>Frog in One - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Phil and Si fill in for Willie at his kids' career day in school and give the children some lessons they'll never forget by telling gory Vietnam stories and dismembering a duck right in front of them. Meanwhile, Jase and the guys have fun with some late-night frog hunting at Willie's country club--until club security shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Redneck Logic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After blowing up one of Phil's dangerously antiquated duck blinds, the Robertson boys hatch a wild plan to build a luxury duck blind in the sky. Meanwhile, Ms. Kay and the Robertson women hold a yard sale and sell some of the boys' most prized possessions, which the boys don't exactly appreciate when they find out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171738 +0000" stop="20260915173745 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Close for Comfort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jase feels being COO of Duck Commander entitles him to a new office. When Willie refuses, Jase hatches a plan to build one anyhow. Willie takes Ms. Kay and the grandkids to the petting zoo where Ms. Kay decides she needs Willie to buy her goats, just like she had growing up on a farm. But Willie's patience is put to the test when he returns to the warehouse to find that Jase has made some changes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173745 +0000" stop="20260915175855 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave it to Beavers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's duck blind maintenance time again and the boys have discovered the waterline is low. At the levee, they realize this is the work of Phil's bucktoothed arch nemesis...THE BEAVER. Phil enlists the help of the Robertson men to go on a mission to destroy the pesky vermin. Problem is, they keep coming up beaver-less. Ms. Kay decides she wants to open her own restaurant. As a test run she takes over a local restaurant for one night and recruits the family to help. With her experience feeding a huge family, she figures it will be piece of cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175855 +0000" stop="20260915181956 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Big Duck-ing Call - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's the 40-year anniversary of Duck Commander and the Robertsons celebrate with a redneck-style shindig. To top off the event, Willie decides to construct the world's largest duck call, to be revealed at the party.On the home-front, Ms. Kay is tired of the constant upkeep of their house and decides it's high time they spend some of their hard earned money on a brand new home, but house hunting is not Phil's kind of hunting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181956 +0000" stop="20260915184005 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauvignon Beard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Willie decides to expand the Duck Commander brand into the winemaking industry and buys a vineyard...sight unseen. While the family is off helping at the vineyard, Phil and Si take over babysitting duties for the granddaughters. Who will prevail?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184005 +0000" stop="20260915190114 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plan Bee - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While out duck hunting, Willie, Jase, and Uncle Si stumble across what rednecks consider nature's most prized succulent treasure--a beehive dripping with wild honey. Knowing the possibilities are endless for this redneck decadence, the men decide to capture the hive. Meanwhile, Martin and Godwin must rescue Korie and Jessica after they get into trouble looking for duck decoys to use in the Duck Commander carnival game at the West Monroe Harvest Fest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190114 +0000" stop="20260915192224 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Got a Gun - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Willie finds out that his daughter Sadie has a new boyfriend, he wants to get to know him, while instilling some fatherly fear--Robertson style. To keep Sadie preoccupied, Grandpa Phil and Uncle Si take her on their own outing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192224 +0000" stop="20260915194334 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishin' for Business - S01E12</title>
    <desc>To prove once and for all who rules the river AND the boardroom, Willie and Jase revive their childhood rivalry and go head-to-head in a fishing competition with the added challenge of having to sell their catch. They bring their sons, John Luke and Cole, for a little lesson in business...and defeating kin. Three generations of Robertson men battle for victory when Phil and Si tag along offering their sage advice...or annoyance. To expand the women's line at Duck Commander, Korie suggests that Ms. Kay launch her own apron line. While she excels in most domestic duties, Ms. Kay cannot sew, nor can any of the Robertson women. But that doesn't stop them from trying and failing...repeatedly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120431 +0000" stop="20260915122705 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero for Hire - S01E19</title>
    <desc>After being fired by Scrooge, Launchpad is tricked by the Beagle Boys into performing a series of bank robberies disguised as movie scenes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122705 +0000" stop="20260915124934 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superdoo! - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Having a hard time at camp, Doofus accidentally finds a stolen alien crystal that grants him numerous super powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124934 +0000" stop="20260915131203 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid of the Myth - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Beakley is abducted by Vikings and it is up to Scrooge and the others to rescue her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131203 +0000" stop="20260915133431 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down &amp; Out in Duckburg - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A family debt causes Scrooge to lose his entire fortune, sending his entire family into the poorhouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133431 +0000" stop="20260915135700 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado About Scrooge - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys track down a lost play by a famed playwright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135700 +0000" stop="20260915141929 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Duck - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Launchpad's family comes to visit while the Beagle Boys eye Scrooge's new jet so that they can use it to pilfer his Money Bin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141929 +0000" stop="20260915144158 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pearl of Wisdom - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Scrooge learns that a pearl he bought will grant him infinite wisdom once he takes it back to its homeland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144158 +0000" stop="20260915150448 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Castle McDuck - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Scrooge, the nephews, and Webby visit Scrooge's ancestral home in Scotland, only to be embroiled in a mystery surrounding Castle McDuck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150448 +0000" stop="20260915152734 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launchpad's Civil War - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When going to Virginia for a Civil War reenactment, Launchpad encounters aged Confederate veterans who once served under his ancestor, who had lost a battle. Meanwhile, Doofus and the nephews learn that a businessman is exploiting the reenactments for financial gain. Launchpad works to avenge his family's honor by rallying the old veterans to a "rematch" of sorts against the reenactors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152734 +0000" stop="20260915155022 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Duck of Youth - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys head for Florida in search of the fabled Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155022 +0000" stop="20260915161313 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Quack - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys discover that the games of an underground civilization are causing earthquakes directly under the Money Bin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161313 +0000" stop="20260915163559 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Homer - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Circe, a sorceress from the past transports Scrooge and the boys back to time of Ancient Greece, where they meet up with Homer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163559 +0000" stop="20260915165847 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bermuda Triangle Tangle - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Scrooge seeks to find out why his ships are disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165847 +0000" stop="20260915172137 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Micro Ducks from Outer Space - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Scrooge misuses an alien size-shifting device, and accidentally ends up shrinking himself, the boys, and Webby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172137 +0000" stop="20260915174424 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Klondike - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Scrooge takes the kids to the Klondike, where he met an old flame, Glittering Goldie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174424 +0000" stop="20260915180712 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse Scents - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Webby helps trains a horse for the Kenducky Derby so the owner will have the money to raise it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180712 +0000" stop="20260915183001 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrooge's Pet - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Scrooge loses the new combination for his vault to a lemming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183001 +0000" stop="20260915185253 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch as Cash Can (1) - A Drain on the Economy - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and Glomgold compete in a contest where the winner, being the world's richest duck, becomes the sales broker for a new fruit from Macaroon that works like a flashlight. First, though, Scrooge must keep his fortune away from the Beagle Boys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185253 +0000" stop="20260915191540 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch as Cash Can (2) - A Whale of a Bad Time - S01E37</title>
    <desc>As Scrooge tries to deliver his fortune to Macaroon, he experiences an interference in the form of a rogue submarine working for Glomgold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191540 +0000" stop="20260915193827 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch as Cash Can (3) - Aqua Ducks - S01E38</title>
    <desc>After dumping his fortune under the sea, Scrooge, along with Launchpad, Gyro, and Doofus, submerges in order to get it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122531 +0000" stop="20260915131334 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sadie Hogg Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg is in a jam when a state investigator is coming to Hazzard to inspect the county ledger - since he's been dipping into the public till. But luckily for Boss, it's Sadie Hogg Day - the day that women run Hazzard in different positions - and he fixes it so that Daisy becomes the honorary county treasurer so that he can frame Daisy for embezzlement, so that the missing county funds will be Daisy's problem, not his.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131334 +0000" stop="20260915140441 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>10 Million Dollar Sheriff (1) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rosco inherits 10 million dollars and spends it like crazy: on a Rolls Royce patrol car, a new wardrobe and he even speaks his mind freely to Boss. He then hires Jason Steele, a big-time, mean bounty hunter to frame Bo and Luke into prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140441 +0000" stop="20260915145237 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>10 Million Dollar Sheriff (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Rosco swindles Boss out of everything he owns but out of the goodness of his heart, lets Boss earn some money by hiring him as his deputy. Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse is in a coma after searching for the varmint Steele, who Bo and Luke are fuming against.
Late in the episode, Rosco's attorney returns, announcing that an inaccurate will had been read, and that Rosco inherited just $10 from his uncle. Rosco runs out of excuses when Steele conveniently shows up to demand his $100,000 payoff for framing the Dukes (with a phony General Lee).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145237 +0000" stop="20260915154116 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at Cooter's - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A pair of fur thieves comes to Hazzard to sell Boss Hogg their stolen mink coats. But when they lose one of them on the highway, Boss short changes them the price. Determined to get the coats back for his loss, he plans on breaking into the storeroom through a hole in the wall at Cooter's Garage while his girlfriend charms Cooter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154116 +0000" stop="20260915162917 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, General Lee - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg is very anxious to win the Hazzard County "Drag 'n' Fly" contest. But the only thing standing in his way is the Dukes and the General Lee. So when Luke is slightly injured, he has him hypnotized to get rid of the General Lee no matter who tries to stop him, which works too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162917 +0000" stop="20260915171724 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cletus Falls in Love - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg is upset when he is told that the state probation supervisor is coming to Hazzard to see how a good a job he's doing. In an attempt to impress him, Boss frames Bo and Luke for passing a bad check. Meanwhile, When Daisy thanked Cletus very closely for letting Bo and Luke off from a ticket - for once, Cletus thinks that Daisy loves him and acts very peculiar and loses his badge over it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171724 +0000" stop="20260915180525 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hughie Hogg Strikes Again - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Hughie Hogg sneaks back into Hazzard County and eventually talks Boss into not kicking him out of town - for what he did last year. This time, he plans on taking over Cooter's garage and tearing it down to build the "Hoggominiums" that Boss always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180525 +0000" stop="20260915185409 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dukescam Scam - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg is arrested after Rosco thinks that he robbed his bank. Because of old debt owed to Boss, Jesse signs away the Duke farm to go his bail. But Boss just used this to pull a scam, jump bail and swindle the Dukes out of their property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185409 +0000" stop="20260915194208 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound of Music - Hazzard Style - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Boss is excited about the Mickey Gilley charity concert at Hazzard Square. Not because of the music, but because of profit. He is working with record pirates who are making illegal recordings of the concert. However, when confronted by the FBI, they getaway in the General Lee framing Bo and Luke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120909 +0000" stop="20260915123051 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Tardos - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the Young Ones to the walled city of Tardos Keep to save Queen Solinara and her people from Venger's besigement. But the evil wizard has a wicked surprise for the kids--Demodragon, a two-headed fire and ice spitting monster capable of trashing the entire Realm. Will they learn what the fabled treasure of Tardos Keep is before the out-of-control Demodragon destroys their chance to get home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123051 +0000" stop="20260915125236 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City at the Edge of Midnight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the real world, a boy named Jimmy is pulled under his bed and vanishes.  In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the kids are lost.  The Dungeon Master tells them they have to find the City at the Edge of Midnight, where children from this world and the theirs are being held prisoner.  They then find an oasis, that's inhabited by a clan of monsters.  When the monsters have them surrounded, a traveller by the name of Ramuud comes and saves them.  He then leads them away from the cursed oasis to his own encampment.  Ramuud then explains that long ago his daughter, Aisha, was kidnapped by the Nightwalker and is being held prisoner at the City at the Edge of Midnight.  Wanting to return the favor of saving them from the monsters, the kids offer their help, but Ramuud tells them that it's not nessary.  But when Bobby is kidnapped that night, they're forced to enter the City at the Edge of Midnight to fight the dreaded Nightwalker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125236 +0000" stop="20260915131418 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While resting in the Moon Forest, they're awakened during a sneak attack by Venger's Orc Army.  Bobby and Hank are captured and Shiela tells everyone that she's going to follow the Orcs to see where they take them.  The remaining three escape with these creatures called Cloud Bears.  When Shiela searches for Hank, she's shocked to find him planning an ambush with the orc army, even saying that Venger need not worry and that everything will happen as planned.  When he returns to the group, Shiela exposes him to the rest and he's branded a traitor by his friends.  The truth is Hank is going along with Venger so he will not harm Bobby.  If Hank so much as reveals his true cause for betrayal, he endangers Bobby's life.  Caught between a rock and a hard place, Hank must still lead his non-trusting friends and help save Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131418 +0000" stop="20260915133602 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Dungeon Master - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After an attack by a swarm of wasps, the Dungeon Master greets the kids.  Eric expresses that Dungeon Master's presence is always convient for him and his power is going to waste.  The Dungeon Master then explains that his job requires him to give his attention to many places that need him and that his job is never an easy one.  When Eric states that if he were dungeon master it would be the easiest job in the world, the Dungeon Master takes him up on his offer.  For one whole day, Eric is the Dungeon Master.  His last instructions are to head to Dark Haven to seek the Golden Grimoir, which holds the key to everything they seek.  When everyone starts to think Eric being the dungeon master is a bad idea, Eric promises to get everyone home once he figures out the powers of being dungeon master.  Soon Venger finds out about Eric being dungeon master and begins searching for his chance to aquire the power of Dungeon Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133602 +0000" stop="20260915135745 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Illusion - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The children come to a cursed village in the middle of the Swamp of Darkness.  Venger is using a wild talent illusionist called Varla to keep the village in a permanent state of decay.  The children meet Varla's parents and have their weapons stolen by Venger, who uses Varla's powers to trick them and bring the village against them.  The children set out to regain their weapons and rescue Varla from Venger's fortress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135745 +0000" stop="20260915141930 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon's Graveyard - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After another attempt at getting home is foiled by Venger, the frustration is too much for the kids.  They decide to take the fight to Venger and finish things once and for all.  Their idea: Tiamat - Venger's mortal enemy.  When they disregard Dungeon Master's next mission to embark on their own, he advises against it and then indicates where they can find Tiamat.  A place called the Dragon's Graveyard, where old dragons go to die.  The kids then start their journey to the graveyard, but not without the presence of Venger in the midsts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141930 +0000" stop="20260915144114 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child of the Stargazer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The kids stumble upon a young man, sick from exhaustion and hunger. His name is Kosar and he has escaped imprisonment by a demon called Queen Seris.  She wanted Kosar out of the way so she can remain in rule, fearing the 1000 year-old ancient prophecy that must be fulfilled by a 'child of the stargazer.'  The legend states: And on the night of star fall, the child of the stargazer shall come from a faraway land to stand in the Temple of Light.  The demon shall be vanished and the child shall journey home.  After an attack to take back Kosar, the kids start their journey to the Temple of Light.  But when Kosar is taken back by magical means, Diana is taken back with him.  Once there, they have to fulfill the prophecy until the others catch up with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144114 +0000" stop="20260915150258 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dungeon at the Heart of Dawn - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Eric and Bobby retrieve a box for Dungeon Master.  Despite the fact that they were under strict orders not to open it, Eric gets curious.  Just as he pulls the pin from the lock, Dungeon Master appears and warns Eric to place the pin back in place before it's too late.  But Eric is taken by surprise when a force blows the top of the box off and releases He Whose Name Cannot Be Spoken.  He is Venger's master, pure evil, and a powerful entity.  The Realm is covered in darkness and a whirlwind envelopes the land.  Dungeon Master then instructs the kids to flee on foot, and he joins them.  When Eric demands to know why he should follow any further, Dungeon Master simply informs him: We are running, Cavalier, for our very lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150258 +0000" stop="20260915152440 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Time Lost - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Venger's got a new idea for eliminating his annoying young enemies, and pulls both a futuristic plane and a WWII Nazi fighter pilot into the Realm using his Crystal of Chronos. Venger intends to send Josef Mueller, the pilot, back to Earth to win the war for Germany, but after meeting the kids, Josef has other plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152440 +0000" stop="20260915154625 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odyssey of the Twelfth Talisman - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A lonely but smart orphan, Lorne, finds a lost amulet that leads him into big trouble.  He and Eric become fast friends through the usual exchange of insults and bad-mouthing, and the gang teams up with him on their search for the Stone of Astra.  But the wizard Korlok also seeks the Stone, and is close on their tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154625 +0000" stop="20260915160807 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citadel of Shadow - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After getting yelled at by Eric for botching up a thieving job, Sheila is anxious to prove her worth by befriending Karena, a young woman who is more than she appears to be. Soon the gang finds themselves caught in the middle of a very bitter family feud when they realize Karena is related to none other than...Venger!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160807 +0000" stop="20260915162951 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave of the Fairie Dragons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tasmira, queen of the Faerie Dragons, is held prisoner by the greedy King Varen, an evil warlord who desires their treasure.  Aided by the sassy little dragon Amber, the gang must free her and help her people find a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162951 +0000" stop="20260915165130 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winds of Darkness - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Darkling, a skeletal creature of darkness, kidnaps Hank.  The kids have to convince the kindly Martha to help rescue their leader, before the Darkling claims his final victim and his Winds of Darkness destroy all light in the Realm.  But Martha has been hurt by the creature one too many times and wants nothing to do with their quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165130 +0000" stop="20260915171322 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of No Tomorrow - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the children northward to the town of Helix to attend a local dragon-banishment celebration. On the way they meet Merlin in his magnificent sky castle. The wizard offers to make Presto his apprentice, only if the young mage chooses to leave his friends and stay there for the rest of his life. But is Merlin's once-in-a-lifetime offer all that it appears?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171322 +0000" stop="20260915173502 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye of the Beholder - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The children come across a knight named Sir John, who helps save them when they are being chased by a giant scorpion.  When Dungeon Master sends them to battle a beholder in a distant valley, the children decide the knight is the perfect person to accompany them.  The only problem is Sir John, in reality, is an utter coward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173502 +0000" stop="20260915175653 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hall of Bones - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The magical weapons the children use run out of power on them.  Dungeon Master tells them they can recharge the weapons at the Hall of Bones.  Venger learns of the children's difficulties and decides to intervene to see to his own interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175653 +0000" stop="20260915181834 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valley of the Unicorns - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids come to the aid of a unicorn named Silvermane, the leader of the last unicorn herd, who under attack by wolves.  But when their attention is diverted, an old wizard named Kelek kidnaps Uni.  The kids seek out the evil man, who is trying to steal all the horns from unicorns to harness the teleportation powers they possess.  But they find themselves too late to save Uni, who is now weak and hornless.  The kids free all the de-horned unicorns and ask to be taken to the Valley of the Unicorns so they can protect the remaining three from the Kelek.  But little do they know that they are leading someone else into the valley with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181834 +0000" stop="20260915184028 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of the Dungeon Master - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While taking a lesuirely ride through the forest, Dungeon Master is attacked by a Warduke, a bounty hunter who possesses a sword that covers that which it is struck against with ice.  He strikes the side of the tree Dungeon Master is perched on, trapping Dungeon Master in a block of ice.  When the kids are made aware of Dungeon Master's capture, they set out to rescue him before Venger can claim him first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184028 +0000" stop="20260915190221 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Bogbeast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The kids must seek out the river that rains upside down.  Once a year the river reverses it's course and rains upwards for 60 seconds.  And those who are in it can go whereever they desire.  Dungeon Master warns the kids that they 'must never touch the beauty that brings the beast,' but Eric picks a flower later in their quest that turns him into a bogbeast.  He then finds out that if he cannot undo the spell, he'll be stuck that way forever.  So the kids are now stuck in a dilemma, find their 
way home, or find a cure for Eric.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190221 +0000" stop="20260915192405 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prison Without Walls - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The kids are sent to a valley where a village of gnomes reside.  However, the gnomes are enslaved by Venger to mine the mystic gems out of the walls of the valley.  When the kids attempt to free the people, they are informed that the residents cannot be free until Lukion, the gnome spellbinder, lifts the spell upon the valley.  The kids then set out for the Swamp of Sorrow to find Lukion, and free the prisoner trapped in a prison without walls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192405 +0000" stop="20260915194546 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Servant of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Bobby's birthday, but Venger's lizardmen crash his party and kidnap his companions.  Now, aided only by Uni and Dungeon Master's magical amulet, Bobby must befriend the reluctant giant Karox and free his friends from Venger's Prison of Agony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122345 +0000" stop="20260915124824 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turmoil Reigns - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Anri and several others are attacked by the slasher. Each night someone is attacked, someone called Sinsong appears on the web, writing mysterious messages. "Today. Cut. Did Cut. More. Stronger. Love. Wish. Wish. Is. Want." Mikado is bothered by the rumors that the Slasher attacks are being perpetrated by the Dollars, and asks Celty for help. Celty eventually learns from Shinra that his father Shingen previously acquired a sword called Saika to separate the link between Celty's head from her body, and later had the weapon sold to a second-hand antique dealer. Shizuo offers to help Celty take care of the slasher when she goes out to search for the culprit. As Anri goes back home after parting ways with Mikado and Kida, she ends up at the place where she was spared by the slasher days ago. The slasher comes up behind her and prepares to strike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124824 +0000" stop="20260915131256 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Like a Fox - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A journalist named Shuji Niekawa is beaten up by Shizuo six months ago while trying to research who is the strongest person in Ikebukuro. As he goes around interviewing Simon, Izaya and Celty, Niekawa narrates his feelings on his latest work and the regret of not able to bond with his distant daughter, Haruna. After heading back home from a long day of work, Niekawa is attacked by the slasher who stabs him with a kitchen knife. After he survives the attack with no memory of the incident and awakes in hospital, Niekawa is possessed by the slasher spirit and directed to look for Anri, who was heading back home in episode 14. As he attempts to attack, Kyohei and his gang knock Niekawa down and rescue Anri. However, Niekawa gets back up to attack a second time but is knocked down by Celty on her bike with Shizuo in tow. Upon seeing Shizuo, the demonic spirit in Niekawa professes its love for him. Shizuo is enraged on hearing the slasher's confession and rips out a car door to bludgeon Niekawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131256 +0000" stop="20260915133727 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutual Love - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Just as Shizou defeats Shuji, Celty takes the knife he drops and shows it to Shinra claiming that it could be Saika. Haruna Niekawa the daughter of Shuji comes to visit Anri to discuss about Nasujima, the teacher who harrases Anri. Shinra and Celty discussing about Saika, discover that Saika loves humans so much that it demonstrates her love via actions manipulating her host. They also find out multiple Saikas in the chat room as they find out that Saika slashes humans just as it leaves her "children" to manipulate multiple hosts. Celty decides to go for Shizou who went to fight Izaya who could be a target of Saika, not much later a multitude of hosts get around Shizou claiming they "love" his power. Shizou now liking his own power for the first time decides to fight back. While Nasujima is being chased by a possessed Haruna, Anri is attacked by multiple Saika-hosts. Haruna then is able to corner Nasujima, however Anri asks her to stop slashing people, just as Haruna attacks Anri, she is left unharmed as Anri reveals she is in fact, the wielder of the true Saika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133727 +0000" stop="20260915140144 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Changes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sonohara pokes Niekawa with Saika, and shows her a flashback of how she became its wielder. Sonohara's father was an antiquities dealer, and constantly beat up her and her family. Her mother then got possessed by Saika, killed her father, and committed suicide. Sonohara then grabs the cursed blade, and becomes its wielder. Meanwhile, Shizuo beats up Niekawa's "Saika children," flashing back to his past. Sonohara then assimilates Niekawa's Saika, and as a result takes control of all of the Saikas in Ikebukuro. Sonohara apologizes to Celty for attacking her back in Episode 5. Mikado later visits Sonohara at the hospital, and after realizing she has met the "unusual people," warns her to stay away from the non-normal. As a result of Niekawa's assimilation, Sonohara has gained her and all of the Saika's memories; she suspects that Izaya is up to something. Mikado is later shown contacting members of the Dollars, but it is unknown for what reason. The episode concludes, as Izaya's plot deepens further; he is revealed to be behind several events in the slasher arc. He has caused a split of the city's population into different "factions;" Saika/Sonohara's army, the Yellow Scarves, and the Dollars; and knows that they will fight amongst each other. Kida, not knowing Anri Sonohara's true nature, retakes his place as the leader of the Yellow Scarves. He suspects the Dollars to be responsible for Sonohara's injuries, and vows revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140144 +0000" stop="20260915142601 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Your Control - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Confusion is starting to descend on the town of Ikebukuro. Izaya grins with an evil smile... everything is going according to plan. Unaware of Izaya's plan, Masaomi is remembering the past in an abandoned building. How he came back here. How a girl named Mikajima Saki still waits for him at the hospital. He remembers the words Izaya once said to him: "You can never run from your past."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142601 +0000" stop="20260915145024 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anarchy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Anri Sonohara runs away from the Yellow Scarves. She hides in a dark alley and is scared of what will happen if Kida finds out her identity. The scene flashes back to when Anri was fetched out of the hospital by Mikado and Kida. Anri is puzzled over Kida's strange behaviour and worries about causing a gang war over Saika. This prompts her to ask her 'children' in Yellow Scarves who their leader is, not believing it when told it was Kida and decides to investigate. The scene comes back to when Celty sends her a text message and rescues her. As Celty drives away, a Yellow Scarves member throws a metal pipe at Anri, who brings out Saika and slashes it away just in time. Kida comes to the conclusion that Saika is also in Dollars. Meanwhile, Izaya fills Mikado in on the details of the gang war between Yellow Scarves and Blue Square. Kida realizes that he had only fought as the Yellow Scarves's leader for Mikajima Saki, and now his best friend Mikado.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145024 +0000" stop="20260915151441 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New King Will Arise - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Kida Masaomi looks into matters concerning the leader of the Dollars. He confronts Kyohei Kadota, a former Blue Squares member, about who might know something about this. Walker and Erika are there as well and they lecture Kida about forgetting that the blue squares ever existed since they hurt Saki Mikajima, Kida's former lover. They tell Kida to move on with his life and to forget that incident with Saki ever happened. Kadota gives Kida semi-useful information, but it still isn't enough. Anri becomes uneasy around Kida because she now knows that he is the leader of the yellow scarves. Kida goes to Izaya for advice and there, Izaya reveals to Kida that Mikado is the leader of the Dollars. At the recent meeting for Yellow Scarves, Kida orders everyone not to harm the Dollars yet, since there is not enough information to declare war on Dollars. Meanwhile, a member of Dollars who Mikado and Kida had met before is beaten severely in the streets by several Yellow Scarves members, despite Kida's orders. The next day, Kida tells Mikado and Anri that he will be visiting the hospital to see the injured Dollars member, increasing anxiety on Mikado's part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151441 +0000" stop="20260915153857 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Covered in Fog - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Mikado visits his injured classmate and Dollars member at the hospital instead of Kida since he backed out. His classmate tells him that he is going to quit the Dollars because he believes it is unsafe now. He then asks Mikado if he is part of the Dollars but he hesitates and says no. Mikado begins to worry about the Dollars and how the Yellow Scarves are threatening them. More Dollars members also begin to quit over the website. Celty discusses with Shinra of how Mikado, Sonahara and Kida don't know about each other of who they really are. Sonahara continues to investigate Kida and the Yellow Scarves. She controls some of the members with Saika to further investigate and gather more information. During a Yellow Scarves meeting, one member tells Kida that they have discovered who the invader was the other night and also says that she was rescued by the headless rider and she is the slasher (Sonahara) from how she controlled some of the members. They describe her as a Raira academy student who wears glasses and has big breasts. Kida instantly knows that it is Sonahara and he freaks out, keeping it all to himself. Mikado, still confused even after he had a chat with Yagiri, goes on the Dollars website and reads some of the posts. The members say that they quit and that the leader should do something and one suggests that the Dollars should be more a friendly group and protect Ikebukuro from the Yellow Scarves which Mikado agrees with. In the city, Sonahara is walking home and the Yellow Scarves spot her and they know that she is the invader from her features. While Mikado is still online, he reads a recent post about how someone (Izaya) has spotted a Raira academy girl with glasses and big breasts who has just been taken by the Yellow Scarves. Mikado instantly knows its Sonahara, just like Kida, and he also begins to panic. At the end of the episode, Sonahara is seen being taken away by the Yellow Scarves gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153857 +0000" stop="20260915160314 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Declaration of Disbandment - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Sonohara is being taken away by the Yellow Scarves gang but Mikado asks the Dollars to help her. Izaya sees this too and decides to observe from afar. She escapes with the help of various members of the Dollars (to which she is unaware), but is found again until Kida grabs her hand and secretly helps her escape from them. He then asks her what she wants from all this and accuses her of tricking him while sucking up to Mikado; disgusted by these accusations, Anri slaps him and walks away. Kida then regrets saying those things. Sonohara is once again found by the Yellow Scarves, then saved from them by Shizuo and is then taken to safety in Celty's house. Celty then lets Sonohara live with her for the time being. After an increasing amount of violent attacks by the Yellow Scarves, resulting in severe injuries, Mikado disbands the Dollars (much to the protests of the Dollar members). Meanwhile, Celty decides to bring Mikado to her house to convince him to stop the gang war, and also so that he can tell Sonohara the truth about himself. Kida calls Mikado repeatedly but he refuses to answer the phone calls. At the same time, some Yellow Scarves (Horoda and his gang) shoot Shizuo and falsely claim that Kida Masaomi had ordered them to do so.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160314 +0000" stop="20260915162731 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Complicated and Confused - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Kida learns that he has been marooned by the Yellow Scarves. Celty confronts Mikado and reveals the truth about Kida and Sonohara. Meanwhile, Shizuo knocks on Shinra's door, heavily wounded by the gun shots. Shinra gives him medical treatment while Shizuo swears to kill Kida and the Yellow Scarves for shooting him. Sonohara then runs away, wanting to warn Kida. Kida returns to the Yellow Scarves hideout and learns that the Blue Squares have taken over Yellow Scarves from the inside. He then attempts to kill Horoda now that he has no affiliation to them. Kida is beaten up badly by the Yellow Scarves and puts up a fight until Horoda is about to shoot him, but one of Saika's children in Yellow Scarves knocks away the gun just in time. Sonohara bursts into the hideout, followed by Mikado and Celty on a motorcycle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162731 +0000" stop="20260915165147 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfless Devotion - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Half of the Blue Squares turned Yellow Scarves members counter attack Horoda as they reveal themselves as Kadota and 30 other of his friends. Kida is then taken to the hospital by Mikado and Anri while Celty chases Horoda who managed to escape the warehouse. While running away with the rest of his main gang, they encounter Shizuo who hurls a big sign post and chops the roof of their car. Celty then stops knowing that they encountered Shizuo but the Ikebukuro police then manage to eventually arrest Horoda and his gang. Kida is put into hospital as Anri confronts Izaya near the hospital, telling him her desire to kill him after he was the one actually behind all of the problems they encountered. Izaya manages to escape Anri, telling her that he isn't weak if he can manage to go up against Shizuo. While Izaya walks home he meets Simon but Simon immediately punches Izaya in the eye and they talk in Russian about what Izaya did. Back in the hospital, Kida wakes up to Saki standing in his room and they confess their love to each other. The next day, Kida and Saki leave Ikebukuro together with Kida giving a note to his school and Mikado and Anri stick together. That night, the Dollars is reborn as Mikado notices that Kida has joined the chat and he is happy that he can manage to stay in touch with his best friend. Kida and Saki are last seen leaving on a train somewhere in the country and Mikado and Anri on the top of their school building saying that Kida will come back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165147 +0000" stop="20260915171554 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven's Vengeance - S00E01</title>
    <desc>A bonus episode taking place between the two halves. Glowing discs are spotted throughout Ikebukuro. Meanwhile, confusion erupts when multiple criminal groups lose track of identical bags simultaneously. Also, Anri is wearing cat ears and a Yukata, Mikado has rabbit ears, and Masaomi is a harlequin. Walker believes that reality has stolen a story he is working on.

This is Episode 12.5 of Season 1.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171554 +0000" stop="20260915173957 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World at Peace - S00E02</title>
    <desc>Yuuhei hosts a show searching for the loveliest couple in Ikebukuro, the winner of which gets to appear in one of his movies. As Mikado and Anri go to the movies together, hoping to clear everything up between them, they are interviewed by Yuuhei. A guy with a knife tries to attack Yuuhei, but he is stopped by Shizuo, who is also being hounded by Izaya's sisters wanting to meet Yuuhei. Shizuo then encounters Izaya, who arranged for the attack, and enters a huge fight with him which escalates throughout Ikebukuro, prompting Celty to move into action. As the fighting escalates, several smaller fights break out, forcing Celty to use her powers to stop everyone. 

This is Episode 25 of Season 1.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173957 +0000" stop="20260915180358 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Half a year has passed. The city of Ikebukuro seemingly remains unchanged, but foreign elements are slipping in, the serial killer known as “Hollywood” being one of them. The fuse to a new series of events begins to smolder!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180358 +0000" stop="20260915182758 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harmony is the Greatest of Virtues - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Due to her appearance on TV, Celty Sturluson has gained even more attention and 10 million yen is being offered to uncover her identity. Meanwhile, Raira Academy welcomes its new students, which includes Mairu and Kuriri, Izaya Orihara’s sisters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182758 +0000" stop="20260915185158 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adding Insult to Injury - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The idol Ruri Hijiribe and actor Yuhei Hanejima; two people who, despite being hugely popular, remain a mystery. A chance meeting gives them reason to reveal their secrets to one another. Meanwhile, the various situations in Ikebukuro begin to intersect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185158 +0000" stop="20260915191558 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While transporting some mysterious luggage, Celty attempts to escape the biker gangs out to claim the 10 million bounty that’s been placed on her. Caught up in the chaos, Mairu and Kururi join with Kyohei and the others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191558 +0000" stop="20260915193959 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One Knows What the Future Holds - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With the uproar over the bounty settled, the city appears to be peaceful. However, the sparks of a new uproar begin to light, one after another. The womanizing leader of the Toramaru gang visits Shizuo, and Celty receives a request from the Awakusu…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120130 +0000" stop="20260915124828 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seizure - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Blake receives a note requesting $2 million in diamonds for the return of his racehorse, Allegre. Peter proposes to Fallon and then makes another pass at Claudia. Dex and Alexis close a lucrative oil contract. While pouring herself a glass of water, Kirby's hand begins to tremble uncontrollably. Diagnosed as suffering from hypereflexia, a condition that may lead to convulsions or heart failure, Kirby remains hospitalized while Adam keeps an all-night vigil in her room. Suddenly, her body becomes rigid and goes into convulsive seizure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124828 +0000" stop="20260915133526 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Girl - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Peter has made arrangements for the ransom to be delivered to Allegre's captors. Blake grows suspicious of his refusal to call in the police and is unhappy about Fallon's decision to marry him. Kirby suffers a second seizure. To save the baby's life, the doctors decide to operate. Congressman McVane attempts to enlist Mark's help in blackmailing Alexis. Claudia receives another box of violets from 'Lancelot.' Beset with guilt, Adam confesses to Blake that he, not Alexis, attempted to poison Jeff. As Blake struggles to understand, Kirby's doctor appears to report that Kirby is alive, but they were unable to save her baby girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133526 +0000" stop="20260915142220 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accident - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As Fallon plans to wed Peter, Claudia advises her of his womanizing. Fallon dismisses Claudia's concern, however, as she has with all the others who question the wisdom of her marrying Peter. Tracy sleeps with a newspaper reporter in exchange for a damaging story to scandalize Krystle. After Allegre is safely returned, Blake questions Jack Crager, the horse's trainer. After their meeting, Jack quickly phones Peter, who instructs the horse trainer to disappear until further notice. Distraught after learning that Peter has suddenly left the country, Fallon runs into the path of an oncoming truck. Jeff and Blake look on in helpless disbelief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142220 +0000" stop="20260915150916 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vigil - S04E18</title>
    <desc>With the family at the hospital waiting for Fallon to regain consciousness, Blake races to the airport to intercept Peter. Passing through security, DeYilbis sets off an alarm and the guards find a cache of drugs in his briefcase. Blake blocks his escape, and Peter is taken to jail. Blake is offered an important political post. McYane informs Alexis of the appointment. He is sure she will try to topple him and wants to be there when she does to blackmail her. Kirby accepts Adam's marriage proposal. Fallon regains consciousness and finds she is paralyzed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150916 +0000" stop="20260915155613 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steps - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Fallon's doctors believe her paralysis to be psychosomatic. To prevent her from marrying Adam, Alexis offers Kirby a job in Paris. When the ploy fails, Alexis tells the girl her mother has long been confined to an institution for the criminally insane. Kirby had believed her mother to be dead. Fallon, under the care of physical therapists and a doting family, remains unable to walk--until her child's life is in jeopardy. At a family dinner to celebrate Fallon's recovery, Claudia receives a message containing a family snapshot taken by Matthew. She determines to unravel the mystery behind her tormentors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155613 +0000" stop="20260915164315 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Voice (1) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Krystle's doctor reveals she is pregnant, both she and Blake are overjoyed. Krystle insists Blake go ahead with a scheduled business trip to Hong Kong and sends Tracy to cover for her. Upon arrival, Blake is chagrined to learn the China Seas deal is to be negotiated by Rashid Anmed, a notoriously under- handed character. Fallon begins to suffer from painful, recurring headaches. Kirby is torn between finding her mother and leaving matters as they are. Claudia and Steven visit the site of Matthew's accident in the Peruvian jungle. Seeing the wreckage, Claudia is finally satisfied her husband and daughter are dead. Once home, however, she receives a phone call from Matthew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164315 +0000" stop="20260915172959 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Voice (2) - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Blake and Ahmed close their international China Seas oil deal. Alexis learns of the coup and makes plans for a counterattack. Blake confronts reporter Grayson regarding his deceptive behavior with Tracy, and then quits his political post. When Tracy makes sexual advances toward Blake, she is fired. Steven is suspicious to see Dex in Alexis' office bearing violets - the same flowers being sent mysteriously to Claudia. Kirby's search for her mother leads her to the cemetery and her mother's grave. In Hong Kong to do business with Ahmed, Alexis rekindles their former romance. Claudia receives yet another mysterious call, this time from Dex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172959 +0000" stop="20260915181646 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Voice (3) - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Dex follows Alexis to Hong Kong and is enraged to find her with Rashid, with whom she has just concluded a business deal to ruin Blake. Kirby explores the reasons behind her father's death. After reading his suicide note, she purchases a handgun. Fallon is overcome by a seizure. Dex and Tracy make love. When the mysterious caller phones again, Krystle takes the call and realizes it is a tape recording of Matthew's voice. Matthew's mother, who had long resented Claudia, sold the tape to an unnamed buyer. Blake pays a visit to Morgan Hess and spots the tape near the phone. Hess explains he intended to frame Alexis, but Blake does not believe his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181646 +0000" stop="20260915190334 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Tracy and Krystle exchange angry words. As Alexis monitors all of the television news programs, Mark suggests she's waiting to see some late-breaking news-news she already knows. Blake learns Kirby has unearthed the truth about her father and is anxious to demonstrate he only lied to fulfill Joseph's wishes. As little Blake's birthday party gets underway, Krystle tells a stunned Alexis that she is expecting a baby. Alexis recovers quickly and dismisses Krystle with the fact that she's been through four pregnancies. Krystle catches the slip, and Alexis explains one pregnancy miscarried. Fallon and Jeff announce their plans to remarry. The Carringtons  are stunned to hear that Rashid Ahmed has created an international incident by announcing that Blake is planning a military attack on another world power involved in the China Seas oil deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190334 +0000" stop="20260915195034 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Check - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As Blake confronts Alexis with his knowledge of her plot with Rashid Ahmed, Mark, on the balcony, listens with interest. Alexis is prepared to buy his silence. Blake travels to Hong Kong and learns Ahmed has left the country, leaving Denver-Carrington's money with the government. In Joseph's old bungalow, Kirby confronts Alexis, but her plan to kill her is foiled. After Mark successfully blackmails Alexis, McVane arrives and reminds him they're in this business together. Nervous that McVane will learn of his $100,000 hit on Alexis, Mark quickly opens an account at a local bank, as McVane looks on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120608 +0000" stop="20260915122732 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Fish - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The League of Superheroes runs out of sugar, so Jim flies of to La Planeta de Agua to get some. Bob the Killer Goldfish takes advantage of Jim and steals his super suit so he can conquer the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122732 +0000" stop="20260915124854 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conqueror Worm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A freak accident with a photocopy of Jim's face leads to the creation of Evil Jim. Jim must bust out of prison and stop Evil Jim from destroying the Turlawk shopping mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124854 +0000" stop="20260915131006 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upholstered Peril - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysterious purple couches are turning the world's population into mindless zombies. With Peter as a mindless Zombie, Jim enlists the help of boy-genius Grayson to stop this evil plot by Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131006 +0000" stop="20260915133129 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword of Righteousness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes a great warrior after finding a magical sword in a vending machine sandwich. Will this help him battle Psy-Crow and his Orb of Quite Remarkable Power?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133129 +0000" stop="20260915135252 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Beater - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally leaves Mrs. Bleveridge's egg beater on a distant planet, so he takes her on a trip across the universe to get back the egg beater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135252 +0000" stop="20260915141416 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trout! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jim must seek the Fur-Bearin' trout and protect him from Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt's fur-powered death machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141416 +0000" stop="20260915143538 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Secret of the Universe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat releases a beast named "Rosebud" to assist him in destroying the universe. However, Rosebud is a little too mellow to go with Evil's sinister plot, even though he knows "The Great Secret of the Universe."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143538 +0000" stop="20260915145700 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Me the Head of Earthworm Jim - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head and Psy-Crow steal Jim's super suit, and Jim uses a weak duplicate to try to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145700 +0000" stop="20260915151822 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen What's Her Name - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess What's-Her-Name finally dethrones the evil Queen and takes her place as the ruler of Insectika. Unfortunately, being a stuck-up debutante is not the Princess' cup of tea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151822 +0000" stop="20260915153942 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anti-Fish - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bob the Killer Goldfish resurrects the god of all fish to help him conquer the universe. But, this evil pihranna only wants to mangle and devour "The Great Worm Spirit." Jim and Bob form an uneasy alliance to stop the fish from eating the great worm and destroying the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153942 +0000" stop="20260915160103 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins of Peter Puppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has put up with Peter's monsterous alter-ego long enough, and seeks to cure him. However, the cure might turn Peter into a plain ol' dumb dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160103 +0000" stop="20260915162225 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Evil Jim creates evil opposites of the Princess and Peter, which have some major flaws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162225 +0000" stop="20260915164345 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darwin's Nightmare - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bob, the Killer Goldfish creates an device that sucks the "evolutionary energy" out of anything that it wraps around. Jim and Peter are made into idiots by it, and remain idiots for a large percentage of the episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164345 +0000" stop="20260915170508 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exile of Lucy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Psy-Crow is tired of Queen Slug-For-A-Butt giving him orders, and seizes the throne of Insectika. Since Psy-Crow is an even worse ruler, Princess What's-Her-Name, Jim, Peter and Mrs. Bleveredge, must stop Psy-Crow and put the queen back on her evil throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170508 +0000" stop="20260915172631 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil in Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat and Malice the Dog work together to summon The Fiend Which Dares Not Speak Its Name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172631 +0000" stop="20260915174753 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyper Psy-Crow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The queen is mighty peeved at Psy-Crow for dethroning her in the last episode, and demands that he destroy Jim once and for all. After gaining superpowers from drinking too much espresso, Hyper Psy-Crow battles with Jim, resulting in the destruction of the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174753 +0000" stop="20260915180916 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peanut of the Apes - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-For-A-Head is using a special peanut butter formula to turn everyone into a witless monkey. However, Jim is more concerned about how badly his show's ratings are slipping, and tries to get more people to watch through a technology called "Earthworm Interactive."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180916 +0000" stop="20260915183039 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lounge Day's Journey into Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The League of Heroes declares Jim an unfit superhero, and forces Jim and Peter to switch their roles. Meanwhile, Evil the Cat is trying to destroy the Earth with the help of a cursed song and two dime-store lounge singers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183039 +0000" stop="20260915185201 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard of Ooze - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head builds a doom machine for Queen Slug-for-a-Butt that transports Jim to an alternate universe. The alternate universe has several characters from the regular universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185201 +0000" stop="20260915191323 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Jingle Bell Tolls - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Queen Slug-For-A-Butt tries to enslave mankind by implanting a microchip into Santa Claus' head, brainwashing him into implanting more chips all over the universe. The queen will get a whoopin' coming to her, though, when she learns that Santa is really the Norse god of war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191323 +0000" stop="20260915193447 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sidekicked - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Earthworm Jim fires Peter Puppy after he let Professor Monkey-For-A-Head get away. Jim auditions new sidekicks while he attempts to rescue Princess What's-Her-Name from Psy-Crow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193447 +0000" stop="20260915195611 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Due to a printing error, one of Jim's pop-up story books has the secret of universal conquest, and Evil the Cat will do anything to get it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121100 +0000" stop="20260915123708 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kenny tries to make extra money by pitching himself as spokesman for a luxury car dealership; Kenny and his driver make an appearance at the middle school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123708 +0000" stop="20260915130345 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Stevie gets a scoop on Kenny's possible competition when he hears of a promising young high school pitcher. Cassie wants to sell off all of Kenny's baseball memorabilia on the computer. Meanwhile, Kenny makes a commitment to a new exercise regimen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130345 +0000" stop="20260915133056 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kenny attends a BBQ at April and Terrence's house where his romantic feelings for April intensify. Later, Stevie puts together a DVD of Kenny's greatest moments in the hopes that the major leagues will notice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133056 +0000" stop="20260915140050 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kenny decides to give up on his dream of returning to professional baseball. Meanwhile, arrogant car dealer Ashley comes back into the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140050 +0000" stop="20260915143021 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny gets an offer from a professional team and is forced to say goodbye to his family and teaching job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143021 +0000" stop="20260915145922 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kenny Powers heads to Mexico to lick his wounds and start a new, more anonymous life. Befriended by a neighboring Mexican family and a sultry bar singer named Vida, Kenny emerges from "the darkest hole I've ever been in" by planning a comeback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145922 +0000" stop="20260915153155 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 8 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Charros owner Sebastian Cisneros agrees to pull out all the stops in promoting Kenny Powers’ return to organized baseball, but Kenny loses motivation after learning a secret about April from an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153155 +0000" stop="20260915155946 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 9 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Puzzled by the Mexican fans’ lukewarm reception, Kenny starts a grassroots PR campaign to burnish his image. But it takes a vintage Powers flare-up to bring the fans to their feet. Kenny makes inroads with Vida by inviting her to Sebastian’s yacht party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155946 +0000" stop="20260915162843 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Though Charros fans respond to Kenny, he is warned by Roger about the perils of showboating. Kenny finds he has serious competition in his courtship of Vida. Stevie finds short-lived romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162843 +0000" stop="20260915165623 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 11 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kenny considers a new full-time life working in Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165623 +0000" stop="20260915172753 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 12 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny settles his debt with Sebastian; later, he settles a score with Aaron and Hector, and bids adios to Vida. Kenny passes a final test with the Charros team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172753 +0000" stop="20260915175840 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny confronts his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175840 +0000" stop="20260915182738 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 14 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In the third-season premiere, Kenny finds himself in Myrtle Beach, S.C., as the closer for a minor-league baseball team, but he also has a reunion with April for his son's first birthday in his North Carolina hometown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182738 +0000" stop="20260915185716 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 15 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Kenny tracks down Stevie, who's working at Ashley Schaeffer's car dealership, when he heads north with the baby to find April.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185716 +0000" stop="20260915192617 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 16 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192617 +0000" stop="20260915195508 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 17 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kenny thinks his son, Toby, is cursed, and might be to blame for a recent run of bad luck; and later tries to bond with Shane's puritanical family. Meanwhile, Stevie is racked with guilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122046 +0000" stop="20260915123211 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May I Have This Ed? - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Eds attend their first school dance. Edd isn't too excited about going, but naturally, Eddy is stoked. (Note: This is the only episode to have music with people singing, the song Dreaming of Another Love)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123211 +0000" stop="20260915124334 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Before You Ed - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edd and Jimmy make a safety club to make winter safer, but it backfires when Jimmy thinks it's going awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124334 +0000" stop="20260915130607 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ed-Touchables - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It seems that someone is stealing everyone's stuff. Double D's magnifying glass is missing and so is Sarah's doll. Eddy goes all around town making wrong accusations until they seem to find their culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130607 +0000" stop="20260915132743 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nagged to Ed - S01E02</title>
    <desc>During a trip to the woods, The Eds are captured by 3 troublemaking girls named The Kanker Sisters (May, Lee, and Marie)!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132743 +0000" stop="20260915135017 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Goes the Ed - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's hot out, very hot. The Eds, and the rest of the cul-de-sac, are desperate for a way out of the heat. Kevin accidentally tells the Eds that Nazz is having a sprinkler party. The Eds aren't invited, but they're determined to go anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135017 +0000" stop="20260915141251 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over Your Ed - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Eds are setting up a routine scam: their home-blended En-O-Gee Drink, but Ed ruins it, as usual. Edd suggests giving Ed a full image makeover and Eddy likes the idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141251 +0000" stop="20260915143524 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Ed-a-Lot - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Ed is stuck babysitting Sarah, Eddy wonders why he is doing it. As they play little kiddy games with Sarah, Eddy becomes a real party pooper. But when Eddy learns there is cash on the line, he quickly starts to pucker up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143524 +0000" stop="20260915145759 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pinch To Grow an Ed - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Eddy grows extremely angry with being short, Double D and Ed fix the problem with a pair of elevating shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dawn of the Eds - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ed's dying to see the newest sci-fi reject flick, Robot Rebel Ranch. But, of all the horror, it's R-rated, and the Eds won't be able to get in! They immediately begin scamming to sneak in, but on the way to turn in some recyclables for ticket money, they get lost and wind up way beyond the construction site and the factory, in the worst place to get lost — the junk yard.</desc>
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    <title>Virt-Ed-Go - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Eds are beat after a bird steals their hard-earned quarter, when they spot a passing plane with an ad for Joe's Clubhouse. They come up with the obvious scam-- start a hip club themselves, and charge for membership.</desc>
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    <title>Read All About Ed - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Edd's got a paper route, saving up for an expensive electron microscope. Eddy finds out, and comes up with a new plan, the Eds will take up 50 paper routes at once and they'll be rolling in cash.</desc>
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    <title>Quick Shot Ed - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Eds are rummaging through Eddy's attic, when they come across an antique camera. They're not sure what to do with it, until Eddy comes up with a great idea to make cash, go on a photo safari, taking pictures of the cul-de-sac kids, then make a calendar and sell it to them.</desc>
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    <title>An Ed Too Many - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Ed's little sister, Sarah, misinterprets a kind gesture by Double Dee as something romantic. Now she won't leave him alone!</desc>
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    <title>Ed-n-Seek - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Eds are couch-diving, searching for change and other assorted things, when Jonny shows up and starts looking around. The Eds go out to see what's up, and find that the cul-de-sac kids are playing hide-and-seek.</desc>
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    <title>Look into My Eds - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After another failed scam, Ed, Edd n Eddy see the mail is here. It turns out to be Edd's new psychology manual. Eddy finds the "Hypno-disk." After Edd explains what it does Eddy is eager to try it out on the cul-de-sac.</desc>
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    <title>Tag Yer Ed - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After Kevin and Rolf embarrass Edd yet again in his weakness, Eddy decides to take action. No matter how much he tries to toughen Edd up, he refuses to improve. Finally Eddy takes a desperate attempt by turning him into a wrestler.</desc>
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    <title>Fool on the Ed - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Eds come across a card labeled "PRANK MASTER," and Eddy is mad that someone would try to take his place. The Eds go to investigate, and they find everyone in the cul-de-sac suffering horrible pranks, marked by the "PRANK MASTER" card.</desc>
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    <title>A Boy and His Ed - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Kevin tells the Eds he wants to give them something, but Eddy doesn't believe him and sends him away. The Eds go into the cul-de-sac to find everyone eating Jawbreakers. Rolf tells them that Kevin's dad got a job at the Jawbreaker factory, and he got a whole garage of free Jawbreakers!</desc>
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    <title>It's Way Ed - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in the cul-de-sac, and the Eds head down to the lane to see what's up. They find all the kids walking around on stilts. They tell the Eds that it's the latest fad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182156 +0000" stop="20260915183312 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laugh Ed Laugh - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Eds come up with a great scam, but all the cul-de-sac kids are missing! They go to investigate, and find that an epidemic of chicken pox has hit the neighborhood, and they're the only ones that aren't sick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183312 +0000" stop="20260915184439 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glass of Warm Ed - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Edd discovers Ed sleepwalking and Eddy devises a way to profit from it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184439 +0000" stop="20260915185557 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flea-Bitten Ed - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Eds are cleaning Rolf's animals for money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185557 +0000" stop="20260915190723 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who, What, Where, Ed! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Eds aren't interested in scams today, all they want is some Eddy-style omelettes! Ed manages to break every egg in the house, however, and the Eds are stuck without any omelettes. They decide to go to Rolf's to see if he can loan them a chicken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190723 +0000" stop="20260915191840 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Up with the Eds - S01E22</title>
    <desc>What's with Edd's kitchen?! It's covered in sticky notes! Double-Dee's parents make him do boatloads of chores, and communicate them through sticky notes. Edd doesn't seem to mind, except for one thing — his father wants him to mow the lawn!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191840 +0000" stop="20260915193007 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eds-Aggerate - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After a scam goes horribly wrong and ends up sending an armchair into Kevin's house, Eddy makes up a quick lie, telling Kevin the "Mucky Boys" did it. He convinces Kevin into believing it, and soon the whole cul-de-sac is searching for the Mucky Boys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193007 +0000" stop="20260915194116 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oath to an Ed - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Eds all have new clothes, but they're still stiff from the store. Ed and Eddy try to get them comfortable, but end up ruining them. The Eds find Rolf, Jimmy, Jonny, and Plank wearing spiffy scout uniforms. Rolf tells them about the Urban Rangers, and that they can get their own uniforms if they can get a badge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915194116 +0000" stop="20260915195236 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Button Yer Ed - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Eddy loses his voice after a fly gets stuck in his throat. Therefore, Edd gets a bell that he could use when he needs to talk. Nobody knows what Eddy wants until Rolf comes along and invites the Eds to dinner...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122929 +0000" stop="20260915131922 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Friends - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tommy offers to marry a pregnant friend who was a girl, Lori, even though he's not the father of her baby. The Bradfords rally to support Tommy's taking of responsibility. Nicholas and Irving open a lemonade stand in front of the Bradford house but face stiff competition when a lavish lemonade stand is opened by the Cappleton sisters around the corner. David and Janet spend a night in the Bradford house when their apartment is sprayed for bugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131922 +0000" stop="20260915140916 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid Who Came to Dinner - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Abby uses the family as subjects in a research project for school. Nicholas's new friend Bobby, runs away from his foster family because he wants to become part of the Bradford family. They decide to sail down the Sacramento river. Abby's friend and his wife begin to consider adopting Bobby. Tommy and Elizabeth debate the merits of cosmetic surgery</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140916 +0000" stop="20260915145908 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Better Part of Valour - S03E23</title>
    <desc>While substitute teaching at the high school, Abby refuses to pass the star basketball player, and troubles begin for Tommy. It's an awkward meeting when Tom meets Janet's parents. Tommy is pressured by the basketball player to get the answers to Abby's test. Tommy learns to stand up for what is right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145908 +0000" stop="20260915154859 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads, Daughters, Different Drummers - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Tom and Abby are surprised to learn that Nicholas is musically talented but Abby is upset when Tom gets him a drum set. Joannie falls for the local drama critic who gave her a good review. Tom thinks he is a phony and tries to break up their romance. An unemployed David decides to open his own construction business and the whole family pitches in to help him</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154859 +0000" stop="20260915163851 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Days - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Abby and the children are frustrated when they are trying to study for finals and a youth-oriented article Tom wrote in his column runs into trouble with a senior citizen and inspires a picket line in their front yard. Elizabeth panics when she discovers she has to take an algebra final.    Tommy puts a band together after hearing that the prom committee will pay $300 for a band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163851 +0000" stop="20260915172615 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage and Other Flights of Fancy (1) - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Tom finally realizes his dream of being a published author when a magazine prints his short story but finds it published in a man's magazine more famous for its "illustrations" than its literature.  David and Janet announce their engagement but David leaves Janet and takes off on a cross-country trip when he gets cold feet.    Elizabeth is paired with a real nerd for a make-believe marriage assignment at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172615 +0000" stop="20260915181344 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage and Other Flights of Fancy (2) - S03E27</title>
    <desc>David and his traveling companion continue their cross-country trip and he gets involved in a hang-gliding competition and learns a few lessons about life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181344 +0000" stop="20260915190337 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Graduates - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Tom is proud when Elizabeth and Joannie are graduating the same week (Joannie from college and Elizabeth from high school). Joannie doesn't know what to do with her life after graduation. Tom is invited to give the commencement address at Elizabeth's High School graduation. Abby talks to the principal on Elizabeth's behalf after she is excluded from the graduation ceremony for taking part in a dangerous senior prank.    Tommy is offered the perfect summer job as a lifeguard but has to cut his hair if he accepts the job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190337 +0000" stop="20260915195228 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle the Pearl - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Nicholas and Susan meet Merle the Pearl, a local minor league baseball player.    Nicholas is upset that his young girlfriend is moving out of town and wants to introduce her to Merle the Pearl to impress her before she leaves.    Frustrated by the gas shortage, Tom agrees to buy a new, fuel-efficient car.    Merle falls for Susan and Nicholas gets his first kiss</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120301 +0000" stop="20260915125235 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parade - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Roy and John finally restore their old fire engine to ride in the California Fire Fighters Parade. A man with heart problems insists on driving, and causes an accident for which the other driver blames herself. Dr. Early treats a patient who has a seizure in the waiting room. A man on a date passes out and has difficulty breathing; the doctors search for the cause. A child's medical condition causes an argument between his divorced parents. Driving to the parade in the old engine, the paramedics respond to an actual emergency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125235 +0000" stop="20260915134102 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bash - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A man is trapped on a film set with a bear. When Roy and John rescue him, they are invited to a 'thing' that the man is giving later that week. John talks Roy into getting overdressed for the event. Dr. Brackett treats a man suffering from trichinosis. A bomb blast injures two men. The paramedics resuscitate a musician at the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134102 +0000" stop="20260915143030 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transition - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A high school classmate of John's is assigned as Squad 51's new paramedic trainee. The firemen rescue a man trapped in his kitchen after a hydrogen sulfide explosion. The paramedics help treat accident victims at the hospital and tend to child at an amusement park. When an intoxicated man turns out to be a snakebite victim, Roy is hit in the eyes with cobra venom. Back at the amusement park, a heart attack victim is trapped high in the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143030 +0000" stop="20260915151855 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke Eater - S04E16</title>
    <desc>A temporary captain from 'the old school' doesn't feel Gage and DeSoto should be practicing 'medicine', and has no problem in expressing his opinion. An elderly man sets his chair on fire. Dr. Early keeps coming up with oranges when all he wants is an apple. The paramedics struggle to save a heart attack victim. A boy with asthma gets trapped in a storm drain. Dr. Brackett uses an old-fashioned sedative on a biker. Chemicals complicate a structure fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151855 +0000" stop="20260915160829 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidding - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital; the youngsters are highly inquisitive. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics; he turns out to have a brain tumor. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160829 +0000" stop="20260915165750 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prestidigitation - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The paramedics rescue a magician trapped in his trunk. Dr. Brackett's father is treated at the hospital for phlebitis. A fireplace explodes and falls on top of the homeowner. An auto accident sends a power transformer flying into a man's bedroom. Roy and John are puzzled by a gift from the magician. A fuel truck collides with a car and a gas main, trapping a woman and starting a fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165750 +0000" stop="20260915174620 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's How You Play the Game - S04E19</title>
    <desc>John agrees that the losing baseball team at the fireman's picnic will pay for the picnic. Chet becomes Station 51's only hope when their pitcher breaks his arm. A drunk driver becomes violent after crashing his car; another man is trapped in a car with a tiger. A man with a back problem must be extricated from his water bed. A structure fire is complicated by moonshine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174620 +0000" stop="20260915183547 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mouse - S04E20</title>
    <desc>An elderly man is trapped in his burning house. Chet becomes obsessed with ridding the station of an uninvited guest. Paramedics and doctors treat a man who suffers repeated cardiac arrests. Dixie comforts the husband of an elderly patient. Roy and John help break up a fight. Several crises occur at an apartment house hit by a jet fighter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183547 +0000" stop="20260915192514 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back-Up - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A young OD victim is brought into the ER. A man fakes back pain to get a free ride to the hospital. John gets peeved at all the frivolous calls the squad goes on while real emergency victims need help. A man is shocked after kicking in his TV screen. The ambulance carrying the paramedics and a heart attack victim is involved in a traffic accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121451 +0000" stop="20260915124041 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Queens Blvd. - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Despite a not-so-triumphant return, the guys party it up in NYC. After getting a tip from Vince's mom, E stalks Gus Van Sant to convince him to cast Vince in a role. Meanwhile, Vince reconnects with his high school sweetheart and Drama considers an investment opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124041 +0000" stop="20260915130800 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Vince is back in the fast lane, preparing for his driving test and an appearance with Jay Leno to promote the premiere of his new movie “Gatsby,” directed by Martin Scorsese. Meanwhile, with a nudge from Sloan, Eric considers moving into his own house, but worries about the impact on Vince and the gang. Looking for career advancement, Lloyd confronts Ari with an ultimatum, which Ari counters with a proposition of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130800 +0000" stop="20260915133426 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amongst Friends - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Eric invites Sloan to Vince’s premiere, but just “as friends.” Ari arranges a friend date between Mrs. Gold and Andrew’s wife, but his new partner’s actions threaten to foil Ari’s plans. Meanwhile, Lloyd goes on a crash diet per Ari’s demand. And Turtle makes his red-carpet debut with Jamie-Lynn on his arm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133426 +0000" stop="20260915135930 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Turtle contemplates his future career path, and seeks out Ari for advice. Meanwhile, Eric gets nervous about Charlie’s pilot after getting some unsolicited feedback from his new fling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135930 +0000" stop="20260915142844 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running on E - S06E04</title>
    <desc>With production on his next film delayed, Vince searches for ways to amuse himself. Andrew tells Ari he's ended his affair with Lizzie, but Ari has Lloyd keep an eye on him anyway. Drama auditions actresses to play his new love interest on "Five Towns"; Jamie-Lynn takes Turtle shopping for back-to-school clothes; and a bored E contemplates his next move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142844 +0000" stop="20260915145116 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fore! - S06E05</title>
    <desc>At a charity golf tournament, Vince and Drama up the stakes with teammates Mark Wahlberg and Tom Brady. Eric is surprised by a job opportunity, and even more surprised when he finds out why he was considered in the first place. After refusing to break the "guy code," Ari finds himself in the doghouse with Mrs. Ari and Jeffrey Tambor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145116 +0000" stop="20260915151926 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Lie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Eric considers the management-company offer while trying to patch things up with Ashley after a Freudian slip. Ari finally gets Mrs. Gold to forgive him at home, but an appearance by Marlo Klein tests his resolve at work. Drama tries to protect Jamie-Lynn from a disreputable network executive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151926 +0000" stop="20260915154438 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Drama - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Vince and Turtle decide to arm themselves after a break-in. Drama goes to desperate measures to repair his tarnished relationship with a network exec. On his first day at his new job, Eric butts heads with one of the managers over who can close Bob Saget as a client.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154438 +0000" stop="20260915160916 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sorkin Notes - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Eric agrees to meet with Sloan, but rethinks their whole relationship after Ashley calls him. Andrew's meltdown puts a big deal in jeopardy. Fearing for their safety, Vince and the boys decide to call in the pros.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160916 +0000" stop="20260915163323 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Security Briefs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Drama follows up on a tip about Vince's suspected stalker, while Turtle gets some surprising news about the break-in. Ari steals teen heartthrob Zac Efron from Adam Davies, so Davies offers Lloyd a job as an agent, which brings him into conflict with Ari. Ashley grows increasingly suspicious of Eric.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163323 +0000" stop="20260915170108 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berried Alive - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Drama eyes a part on Melrose 2009 and asks Lloyd if he can get him out of his current gig on Five Towns. Still irate over Lloyd's job offer, Ari goes to war against Lloyd to get Drama out of his contract. Citing their trust issues, Ashley asks Eric if she can read his e-mails. Turtle feels guilty about his love triangle, of sorts, with Jamie-Lynn and a UCLA co-ed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170108 +0000" stop="20260915172950 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Straight - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Eric visits the doctor's office after getting some unsavory news from Drama about his latest fling. Ari investigates Terrance after he unexpectedly offers to sell Ari his share of his agency. Meanwhile, Turtle prepares for Jamie-Lynn's departure and Drama's emotions get the best of him during his audition for Melrose 2009.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172950 +0000" stop="20260915180738 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give a Little Bit - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Matt Damon and LeBron James send out a charity call, an unwilling Vince takes up the challenge. Ari tries to convince his wife that his deal with Terrance will be lucrative. Drama ponders a switch in careers. Eric makes plans to meet Sloan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180738 +0000" stop="20260915183344 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stunted - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The director of Vince's latest action film talks his star into doing his own driving stunt, agitating both Eric and Ari. Turtle's attraction to an underperforming employee named Alex threatens to damage his fledgling carservice business. Ari looks to add to his resume as "the biggest agent in the world" by eying an alliance with the NFL. Worried that his holding deal is about to expire, Drama pressures Lloyd, now his agent, to land him a project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183344 +0000" stop="20260915185934 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzed - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Ari must face a public relations crisis over Vince's movie while meeting with top NFL executives; Eric agrees to help Drama find the perfect script; Turtle accuses Alex of maxing out his corporate credit card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185934 +0000" stop="20260915192811 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dramedy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Eric and Phil try to convince Drama that he has talent on the sitcom front; Ari resists Barbara's urgings to have Lizzie promoted; Turtle is intrigued by a business proposal from Alex; Scott Lavin continues to ingratiate himself with Vince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192811 +0000" stop="20260915195736 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tequila Sunrise - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Turtle has a hard time trusting Alex; Drama gets off on the wrong foot with potential co-star John Stamos;  Ari learns that Lizzie may be siphoning off some of his clients; Eric and Scott settle their differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120800 +0000" stop="20260915125256 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Covenant - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Scott learns first hand about the anti-apartheid movement when his girl friend becomes the target of a zealous Afrikaner who believes she's a terrorist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125256 +0000" stop="20260915133735 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splinters - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey Kostmayer is captured when a Company operation fails, and he's turned against McCall using drugs and torture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133735 +0000" stop="20260915142254 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making of a Martyr - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A gun control advocate whose husband was crippled by a stray bullet seeks McCall's help when she receives threatening phone calls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142254 +0000" stop="20260915150748 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sins of Our Fathers - S04E08</title>
    <desc>McCall reluctantly agrees to help the wife of a mobster find her kidnapped son, who's a pawn in a game of revenge against his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150748 +0000" stop="20260915155320 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visitation - S04E09</title>
    <desc>McCall's reunion with a former lover is interrupted when her medical skills are needed to deal with a deadly virus being carried by a pair of thugs responsible for killing an international arms dealer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155320 +0000" stop="20260915163802 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past Imperfect - S04E10</title>
    <desc>An international crime cartel tries to use a man's estranged son against him when the man refuses to honor their wishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163802 +0000" stop="20260915172310 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Ordeal - S04E11</title>
    <desc>McCall becomes the defense counsel when a Company tribunal on charges of treason tries Control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172310 +0000" stop="20260915180824 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silent Fury - S04E12</title>
    <desc>McCall tries to help a young woman who is one of the victims of a series of robberies directed against the deaf community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180824 +0000" stop="20260915185346 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lullaby of Darkness - S04E13</title>
    <desc>McCall tries to help a woman and her daughter escape from her abusive husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185346 +0000" stop="20260915194047 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>17 Zebra - S04E14</title>
    <desc>McCall investigates when a mission worker tells him about several winos who have died from heart attacks enroute to the hospital in paramedic ambulances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123352 +0000" stop="20260915131521 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When a Venezuelan migrant is accused of murdering a prominent congresswoman whom he and his wife were staying with, McCall and the team work to uncover whether or not he was involved. Meanwhile, Aunt Vi tries to look after a student who seems to be experiencing distress at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131521 +0000" stop="20260915135841 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Way Out - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Aunt Vi enlists the help of McCall and the team when she realizes her masseuse is a victim of domestic abuse. Also, McCall trains Dee on situational awareness and Dante goes against orders by chasing after the man who shot his friend Manny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135841 +0000" stop="20260915144052 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Hurts - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Fisk tasks McCall with tracking down an ex-MI6 agent In Paris with whom she had a past relationship, she must convince him to help her track down a crucial document that his friend was hiding. Also, Delilah faces discrimination at her new fashion internship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144052 +0000" stop="20260915152429 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justified - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When a note McCall receives leads her to the location of her late father’s car, she must revisit the past to uncover who was behind his carjacking and murder nearly 30 years prior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152429 +0000" stop="20260915160707 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye for an Eye - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The team is put into harm’s way when McCall’s former CIA colleague is found alive and sets her sights on revenge by attempting to abduct Dante, Harry and Mel. Also, Aunt Vi and Delilah must act quickly to de-escalate a hostage situation of their own when a robber targets a bodega.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160707 +0000" stop="20260915164959 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth for a Truth - S04E01</title>
    <desc>McCall races to save the team after they're put into extreme danger by her former CIA colleague Michelle Chambers while she discovers the truth behind the CIA withdrawal in Venezuela that led to the death of one of her friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164959 +0000" stop="20260915173311 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Throttle - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After a young girl is struck by a car in an illegal street race, McCall tracks down the person responsible for the hit-and-run; Dee contemplates the idea of following in her mother's footsteps to join the armed forces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173311 +0000" stop="20260915181648 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Justice - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After a high-powered real estate developer is killed by a moving subway train, his widow hires McCall to investigate his death. Meanwhile, Aunt Vi and Dee visit an old neighbor living in a nursing home who may need their help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181648 +0000" stop="20260915190025 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Bets Are Off - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dante’s old training partner is taken hostage while working undercover in an illegal casino, McCall hires J.J., a former gambling addict, to assist with the mission. Meanwhile, Dee joins a peer counseling group and learns that some students have been bullying her on a social media page.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190025 +0000" stop="20260915194152 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistleblower - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After Mel is reunited with her brother, McCall helps him blow the whistle on his former unit's unethical practices before it's too late. Aunt Vi and Trish's relationship becomes fractured by Vi's need to protect McCall's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122144 +0000" stop="20260915130427 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle of Nowhere - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Peter accepts Romano's suggestion and takes a two-week job in Minnesota to earn some extra money.  Unfortunately, before he gets a chance to leave, he's transferred to backwoods Mississippi, where the hospital is only a two-room building.  Peter battles local racism, delivers a difficult infant while battling the grandfather's concerns that the child might be black, and uses unorthodox methods to save two shrimp boat workers.  Meanwhile, back in Chicago, Jeanie's condition worsens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130427 +0000" stop="20260915134622 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sticks and Stones - S05E17</title>
    <desc>During a paramedic ride-along, Carter is forced to drive the ambulance while fleeing a riot scene and inadvertently runs over a teenage boy.  Later, a paramedic is shot by an angry mob looking for the driver of the ambulance.  Carol is despondent following Doug's departure.  She later discloses that she's pregnant.  Kerry is intrigued by an injured pro wrestler and his relationship with his father.  Lucy tangles with an Asian family that requests their matriarch not be told of a cancerous tumor.  Jeanie turns down dates with both Dr. Baker and Reggie, telling each she's seeing someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134622 +0000" stop="20260915142852 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Greene tries to help Mobalage when he's about to be deported.  Kerry tries to save a woman she believes is her birth mother.  Hathaway decides to have Doug's child.  Benton and Corday clash over an ER fellowship.  Carter is in charge for the day, part of a requirement for applying for chief resident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142852 +0000" stop="20260915151137 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rites of Spring - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Romano forces Benton to choose between the trauma and cardiothoracic fellowships.  Carol worries that she may have lost her child.  Corday and Greene bond on the way to a medical conference.  Carter mentors an aspiring teenager.  Lucy, on a psychiatry rotation, treats an overmedicated foster child.  Jeanie finds her faith while treating a reverend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151137 +0000" stop="20260915155422 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The hospital suffers through a series of power outages.  Carol's decision to send Doug a fax about her pregnancy is thwarted by the power outages.  The staff is on alert after a raped and beaten patient is found in a hallway.  Romano begs Corday to stay in trauma.  Carter and Roxanne break up.  Carter and Lucy treat a pheromone saleswoman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155422 +0000" stop="20260915163640 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Responsible Parties - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The ER docs tend to three teenagers who were in an accident on the way to their senior prom.  Greene and Carter treat the most severely injured, a boy suffering from third degree burns over 80% of his body.  Benton receives the ER trauma fellowship.  Carol finally tells Doug about her pregnancy; Kerry also figures it out.  Mark and Elizabeth draw closer.  Lucy tells Carter about her Ritalin addiction.  "FBI agents" bring in a shot stripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163640 +0000" stop="20260915171921 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Carol's pregnancy becomes public knowledge as she learns that she's having twins.  Lucy has problems trying to go off Ritalin.  Peter learns Carla plans to move to Germany.  Kerry finds an abandoned youngster and brings him to the ER.  Mark and Elizabeth discuss their relationship.  Jeanie and Reggie draw closer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171921 +0000" stop="20260915180201 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave It to Weaver - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Multiple traumas come to the ER after a truck crashes into a coffee bar, narrowly missing a very pregnant Carol. Rumors fly around the ER about Anspaugh retiring as chief of staff and Romano taking his place; the rumors are later found true. Mark speaks out against Romano in a staff meeting. Weaver double-crosses him to move ahead with her career and is later named permanent chief of the ER. Carter meets his cousin's ex-wife, whom he is attracted to. Reggie proposes to Jeanie, and she decides to adopt an HIV-positive baby.  Benton and Carla meet with a mediator. Lucy asks Weaver to mentor her; Weaver turns her down because she is the new chief and it would be inappropriate. Two new doctors are introduced: Dr. Luka Kovac, a Croatian doctor moonlighting in the ER, and Dr. Cleo Finch, a pediatric resident in the ER.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180201 +0000" stop="20260915184443 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Rites - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Returning from his mother's funeral, Mark clashes with Kerry over the treatment of a teenager who rescinded her DNR.  A new second year resident that likes to be called "Dr. Dave" clashes with almost everybody from the surgical department to the paramedics.  Romano promotes Corday to Associate Chief of Surgery.  Jeanie decides to marry Reggie after her bid for adoption is denied.  Carol and Luka treat a dying woman who wants to see a priest.  Peter and Carla meet with a psychologist about Reese.  Carla later tells Peter that Reese may not even be his son, an idea he vehemently denies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184443 +0000" stop="20260915192706 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greene with Envy - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Mark clashes with new attending physician Gabriel Lawrence.  Lucy and Luka try to convince a woman that her husband is dangerous.  Carter tries to be supportive as Elaine undergoes her mastectomy.  After Weaver puts in a good word for her, Jeanie receives baby Carlos on a temporary basis; she and Reggie get married later in the day.  Cleo treats a family who was in an accident.  Benton talks with his lawyer about having a DNA test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120602 +0000" stop="20260915121712 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russell Brand - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121712 +0000" stop="20260915122816 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tatyana Ali - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Tatyana Ali and Arnold Schwarzenegger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122816 +0000" stop="20260915123930 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brandi Glanville - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Eric and Hannibal pretend to be News Anchors. Andre plays basketball in a werewolf costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123930 +0000" stop="20260915125041 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Witherspoon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal advises Eric to start a noise band. Eric spreads a petition to have whales killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125041 +0000" stop="20260915130157 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinbad - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hannibal performs the opening monologue in Eric's temporary absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130157 +0000" stop="20260915131245 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Eric does lying down street interviews and feeds his crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131245 +0000" stop="20260915132403 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J-Moe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dave Koz joins Eric's house band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132403 +0000" stop="20260915133452 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evangelos - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Eric starts the show typing into a laptop (Sex and the City style), where pop-up images of Hannibal in drag causes him to wreck the set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133452 +0000" stop="20260915134540 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ryan Phillippe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Eric terminates a baby-holding sketch prematurely and has an existential crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134540 +0000" stop="20260915135651 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria Menounos; Eric Balfour - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Maria Menounos and Eric Balfour are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135651 +0000" stop="20260915140809 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krysten Ritter; Dominic Monaghan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eric hunts ghosts in the crematory and later stars in a commercial for "Honey Time Bee Pollen."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140809 +0000" stop="20260915141907 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lou Ferrigno; Downtown Julie Brown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lou Ferrigno and Downtown Julie Brown are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141907 +0000" stop="20260915143024 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jodie Sweetin; Vivica A. Fox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Eric begins the show without the band. An armed man tries to kill Eric.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143024 +0000" stop="20260915144142 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Van Der Beek; Steve-O - S02E05</title>
    <desc>T-Pain joins the band through the episode. Lindsay Lohan is in the news. Chef Rory Scovel shows his cooking skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144142 +0000" stop="20260915145259 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wink Martindale; Sarah Burns - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hannibal is killed and no one knows who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145259 +0000" stop="20260915150404 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lance Reddick; Harry Shum Jr. - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Lance Reddick and Harry Shum Jr. are interviewed. Musical guest Jonwayne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150404 +0000" stop="20260915151521 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey Fatone; Richard Hatch - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An evil presence hides in the set. Eric presents "Hannibal's Hands". Eric and Hannibal play "Buzzers".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151521 +0000" stop="20260915152622 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chance The Rapper; Mel B - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Chance The Rapper and Mel B are interviewed. Musical guests Questlove and Henry Rollins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152622 +0000" stop="20260915153714 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scott Porter; Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Scott Porter and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153714 +0000" stop="20260915154830 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seth Rogen; Asa Akira - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Seth Rogen and Asa Akira are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154830 +0000" stop="20260915155945 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lauren Conrad; Reese Witherspoon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lauren Conrad and a Reese Witherspoon impersonator are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155945 +0000" stop="20260915161043 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ryan Kwanten; Beyonce &amp; Jay-Z - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eric and the band turn the monologue into a nu metal song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161043 +0000" stop="20260915162135 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jillian Barberie; Victor Ortiz - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jillian Barberie and Victor Ortiz are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162135 +0000" stop="20260915163226 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hannibal Buress Show - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal Buress hosts the show after Eric injures his spine. Also: Nick Cannon; Carmen Electra; Lil Jon performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163226 +0000" stop="20260915164300 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiz Khalifa; Aubrey Peeples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Wiz Khalifa and Aubrey Peeples are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164300 +0000" stop="20260915165403 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naturi Naughton; Ryan Phillippe - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Naturi Naughton and Ryan Phillippe are interviewed. Trash Talk performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165403 +0000" stop="20260915170451 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Kimmel; Tyler The Creator - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Kimmel and Tyler The Creator are interviewed. Also: HEALTH performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170451 +0000" stop="20260915171539 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pauly D; Rick Springfield - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Pauly D and Rick Springfield are interviewed. Also: Paul Wall performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171539 +0000" stop="20260915172651 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Up! - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The worst show on television. Also: Stephen Colletti; Chris Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172651 +0000" stop="20260915173745 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.I.; Abby Lee Miller - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hip hop artist T.I. and dance instructor Abby Lee Miller are interviewed; American Authors perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173745 +0000" stop="20260915174902 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stacey Dash; Jack McBrayer - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Actress Stacey Dash and actor Jack McBrayer are interviewed; A$AP Rocky, Danny Brown and Go Dreamer perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174902 +0000" stop="20260915180013 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howie Mandel; Malaysia Pargo - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Actor Howie Mandel and television personality Malaysia Pargo are interviewed; Flying Lotus performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180013 +0000" stop="20260915181128 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tichina Arnold; Steve Schirripa - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Actress Tichina Arnold and actor Steve Shirripa are interviewed; Ariel Pink performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181128 +0000" stop="20260915182243 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jesse Williams; Jillian Michaels - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Actor Jesse Williams and television personality Jillian Michaels are interviewed; OG Maco and Tim Janus perform; Penn Jillette appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182243 +0000" stop="20260915183328 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren G; Kelly Osbourne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Musician Warren G and television personality Kelly Osbourne are interviewed; comic Jim Norton performs; skateboarder Tony Hawk appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183328 +0000" stop="20260915184416 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raymond Cruz; Amber Rose - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Actor Raymond Cruz and television personality Amber Rose are interviewed; Thundercat performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184416 +0000" stop="20260915185524 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Jericho; Roy Hibbert; Flavor Flav - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Wrestler Chris Jericho, basketball player Roy Hibbert and rapper Flavor Flav are interviewed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185524 +0000" stop="20260915190637 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Rodman; Haley Joel Osment - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Basketball player Dennis Rodman and actor Haley Joel Osment are interviewed; David Alan Grier and Alan Thicke perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190637 +0000" stop="20260915191751 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack Black; Jennette McCurdy - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Actor Jack Black and actress Jennette McCurdy are interviewed; 311 performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191751 +0000" stop="20260915192908 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A King Is Born - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Eric &amp; Hannibal are back! Eric welcomes Judy Greer and Adam Rippon, and befriends a lost rat on the subway, trying to find its original owner. Also - beer chugging musical guest Anderson Six .Paak!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192908 +0000" stop="20260915194022 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannibal Quits - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After only one and a half episodes, Hannibal quits the show and is poorly cloned into a giant mutant version of himself named Blannibal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194022 +0000" stop="20260915195140 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Omarion and celebrity psychic Tyler Henry and feeds bugs to musical guest Machine Gun Kelly. Eric transforms into the Bench Mensch, a Jewish bench who helps people move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122434 +0000" stop="20260915130753 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You See What I See - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The quaint town of geniuses is transformed into animated versions of themselves. Sheriff Carter and Allison Blake are secretly planning the perfect holiday surprise for their kids. But a mysterious kaleidoscopic wave of color crashes over Eureka, leaving the entire town and its inhabitants animated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130753 +0000" stop="20260915135114 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Astraeus crew returns to Eureka four years later and must adapt to a myriad of changes, including a more oppressive version of Deputy Andy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Real Thing - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Carter and Andy are jailed for trying to steal a piece of equipment to complete a device that Kevin has assembled to search for the Astraeus crew. Meanwhile, Holly comes up with a dangerous theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143427 +0000" stop="20260915151744 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force Quit - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Carter and Jo continue their search for the missing Astraeus crew. A surprising source confirms the new theory of the disaster, and offers to help them rescue the crew. Meanwhile, back at the lab, lives are at risk as more of the crew comes closer to the truth of their situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151744 +0000" stop="20260915160058 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendly Fire - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When a smart fire experiment gets out of control, Carter and team discover that the Astraeus victims may be the cause. Meanwhile, Fargo deals with Holly's death, Grace struggles to maintain her relationship with Henry, and Allison fights her feelings about Jo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160058 +0000" stop="20260915164413 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack of All Trades - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack starts to swap bodies uncontrollably, which puts both his body and his consciousness in awkward situations. Meanwhile, Warren Hughes returns to GD to evaluate Astraeus crew members' reactions to their abductions. Elsewhere, Zane's quest for answers from the Matrix reveals disturbing results for both him and Fargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164413 +0000" stop="20260915172700 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Case Scenario - S05E06</title>
    <desc>It's disaster drill day at GD and everyone must participate in order to see how well they would do in a disaster. Unfortunately the computer conducting the drill makes the simulation a reality. Elsewhere, Fargo undergoes risky interfaces with the Matrix to confirm Zane's findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172700 +0000" stop="20260915181011 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ex Machina - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Fargo is convinced that Holly is still inside of the Matrix computer, but the DOD is determined to wipe its hard drive clean -- losing Dr. Marten forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181011 +0000" stop="20260915185330 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Too Deep - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Carter's romantic surprise for Allison turns deadly when they're trapped in a sinking marine lab with time and oxygen quickly running out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185330 +0000" stop="20260915193647 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smarter Carter - S05E09</title>
    <desc>While under the influence of a smart drug, Carter becomes a genius like everyone else in town and starts to change the laws of physics. Unfortunately, his condition soon endangers all of Eureka, including Allison's brother who is in town just to meet his new brother-in-law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121348 +0000" stop="20260915123317 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Food Stamps - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julius finds $200 in food stamps but Rochelle is too embarassed to let Sheila see them, so she dips into the family savings while at the store. This leads to trouble at home when Julius has all kinds of ideas on how they can spend the cash they saved by using the stamps.

Elsewhere, Chris and Greg fall out over a school science project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123317 +0000" stop="20260915125245 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Greg - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Chris and Greg fall out when they break the rule of 'no computer games' after school at Greg's house. Back at the Rock home, Tonya is missing Chris as she can't blame everything on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125245 +0000" stop="20260915131139 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Christmas - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because of broken water heater.

Chris is suprised to discover who the canned food drive is really for...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131139 +0000" stop="20260915133118 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's not as easy as he thinks...
And Drew dares Tonya to drink hot sauce which ends in disaster</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133118 +0000" stop="20260915135105 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Picture Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool. Rochelle tries to earn extra money selling cosmetics from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135105 +0000" stop="20260915141018 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Valentine's Day - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While Chris develops a crush, Julius and Rochelle have their work cut out dealing with all of Tonya's and Drew's admirers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141018 +0000" stop="20260915143015 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Lottery - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Chris receives a challenge to his crown of asteroid champion.
Julius and Rochelle agree to give up some guilty pleasures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143015 +0000" stop="20260915145010 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Gout - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents.  
Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145010 +0000" stop="20260915150946 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Funerals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit to Rochelle and the family, and the extended family comes to town to pay their respects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150946 +0000" stop="20260915152942 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Corleone - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The daily beatings at his school have Chris wanting to change schools. But when Julius and Rochelle won't let him change Chris resorts to attempts at getting himself expelled. Julius gets a job at a fish market. He makes more money, but his family is upset because he always comes home smelling like fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152942 +0000" stop="20260915154939 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Drew - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, Tonya goes with Rochelle to the beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154939 +0000" stop="20260915160935 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Playboy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must work out a way to get it back before Julius realizes it's gone...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160935 +0000" stop="20260915162911 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Jail - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Chris must raise cash for the school trip by selling cookies.
Meanwhile Julius regrets sending Rochelle to Dreamgirls while he looks after Tonya and Drew who have chicken pox</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162911 +0000" stop="20260915164905 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Father's Day - S01E22</title>
    <desc>While Chris finds his dad the perfect gift Julius decides he would like to spend Father's Day alone...
SEASON FINALE</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164905 +0000" stop="20260915171002 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Rejection - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Julius' truck is stolen Rochelle decides to get involved with a neighborhood watch group, but instead ends up in a competition with new neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg).  Chris asks out a new girl in the neighborhood hoping not to get rejected again. Drew has the girls all over him when he volunteers to be a crossing guard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171002 +0000" stop="20260915173059 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Class President - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chris runs for class president, with his friend Greg as running mate. When a poll reveals that Chris has no chance of winning, he drops Greg for someone more popular. Julius is diagnosed with high blood pressure, and Rochelle decides he must reduce the stress in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173059 +0000" stop="20260915175155 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Elections - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chris knows the only way to win the election is by giving the best speech ever but when his speech is stolen by Caruso, he knows he has to do something drastic. Rochelle rents the upstairs apartment to Mr. Omar, the local funeral director. Drew finds and spends the ten dollars that Rochelle lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175155 +0000" stop="20260915181253 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates a Liar - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Chris gets the everyone in the neighborhood to believe that he is dating Tasha.  That doesn't set well with Tasha's grandmother Louise and she makes sure that Rochelle knows about it. Julius must redeem all of the trading stamps he's been saving. Drew thinks that Rochelle is paying more attention to Chris and Tonya than to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181253 +0000" stop="20260915183348 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Malvo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chris loses his job when he refuses to tell Doc who robbed the store while Chris was in charge of the cash register.  Julius brings home an old Betamax machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183348 +0000" stop="20260915185444 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Buddy System - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The new principal, Mr. Edwards, decides that the best way to solve the issues between Chris and Caruso is to have them become buddies on a school field trip. When Rochelle's favorite earrings are missing Tanya is the prime suspect. Julius tries to find a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185444 +0000" stop="20260915191521 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Promises - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Chris faces an impeachment hearing.  Rochelle's brother moves in after being kicked out by their mother, but it's more than Julius can take. Tonya asks Drew to show her how to "Double Dutch."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191521 +0000" stop="20260915193617 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Thanksgiving - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Guest star Wayne Brady play Julius' succesful younger brother.  Julius tries to impress him with the perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but things don't go smoothly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193617 +0000" stop="20260915195703 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Superstition - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Everything goes right for Chris when Julius loans him his lucky socks.  Drew and Tonya play Julius and Rochelle against each other to get what they want.  Drew enters the talent show at school, but nobody wants to tell him he can't sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121406 +0000" stop="20260915123649 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray, and Amy actually find themselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank which totally upsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank and finally reveal her true feelings for Debra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123649 +0000" stop="20260915125931 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cookies - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When Ray learns that scout troop leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parents house as a spot to make a big sale for themselves during the Frontier Girls' selling competition, while Ray and his daughter Ally were assigned to a terrible spot, it means war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125931 +0000" stop="20260915132203 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky Suit - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Robert is ecstatic when he is up for a job at the FBI. That is, until he learns that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132203 +0000" stop="20260915134442 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Skit - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Thinking it would be hilarious to show the party-goers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. But when Frank and Marie turn the tables and do a Ray and Debra imitation, the couple finds it much less funny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134442 +0000" stop="20260915140711 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Breakup Tape - S06E18</title>
    <desc>When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140711 +0000" stop="20260915142951 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talk to Your Daughter - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Ray has been arming himself with knowledge and has been preparing to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142951 +0000" stop="20260915145214 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Vote for Debra - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all school meetings, so he votes against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145214 +0000" stop="20260915151456 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Me Mom - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Marie gets upset when she hears Ray calling Debra's mother, "mom". Ray tells Debra that maybe she should start calling Marie "mom". When Debra does so in front of Lois, she gets upset because she doesn't think that Debra should be calling Marie "mom" since she isn't her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151456 +0000" stop="20260915153737 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day (1) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Debra takes offence when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. When Ray tries to make things better by getting each of the women to apologize to the other, he only makes a bad situation worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153737 +0000" stop="20260915160020 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bigger Person (2) - S06E23</title>
    <desc>The feud between Debra and Marie continues. Ray realizes that he can use the feud to get Debra to do almost anything for him, dragging Frank into exploiting the situation with Marie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160020 +0000" stop="20260915162256 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Time (3) - S06E24</title>
    <desc>After Marie has Frank return an anniversary gift given to them by Ray and Debra, the two reminisce about the first time they slept together. An encounter Marie had tried to stop by inviting a priest to Debra's department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162256 +0000" stop="20260915164538 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cult - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Depressed that Marie and Debra can't resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group and his cousin Gerard convinces him to attend a Inner Path meeting. The Romano family is concerned that Robert has joined a cult, and Marie insists that Raymond join Robert doing an upcoming meeting, so that he can keep an eye on his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164538 +0000" stop="20260915170805 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counseling - S07E02</title>
    <desc>After arguing with Ray over his inability to help her with the household tasks, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends, Linda and Bernie, mention they've been seeing a marriage counsellor. Although Ray is against the idea, he quickly adopts a cooperative attitude when they meet the therapist, Pamela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170805 +0000" stop="20260915173048 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homework - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Ally's teacher, Miss Purcell, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173048 +0000" stop="20260915175322 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet the Bunny - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Ray writes a eulogy for his father Frank, who hasn't died yet. In the eulogy, he tells a childhood story about watching his tough dad pet the family bunny named Hoppy. Unfortunately for Ray, Marie reads the eulogy and gets offended when she learns that Ray hasn't written one for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175322 +0000" stop="20260915181601 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Am I? - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Ray fears something is wrong with him after he comes home from a night out with his friends and tells Debra that he didn't enjoy it. She thinks Ray is finally growing up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181601 +0000" stop="20260915183844 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert Needs Money - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183844 +0000" stop="20260915190127 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sigh - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Ray moves his things out of his and Debra's bathroom and into the kids' bathroom so Debra has more space, but he soon regrets it when his dad and brother start teasing him and tell him that he is no longer the king of his own house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190127 +0000" stop="20260915192401 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Annoying Kid - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, who are just like them. However, Ray starts having mixed feelings when their annoying 8 year-old son wreaks havoc around the Barone household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192401 +0000" stop="20260915194629 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's the One - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Robert think he has finally found "the one," and her name is Angela, an international-trade lawyer. She's bright, speaks four languages, and clearly likes Robert. The girl goes on to endear herself to Debra by complimenting her lemon chicken. Ray is also smitten with Angela, until he sees something disturbing during dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124332 +0000" stop="20260915133055 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D Is for Doll - S02E12</title>
    <desc>At Dr. Boggs' request, the team is introduced to a recently widowed Catholic named Nathan, and his teenage son, Elijah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133055 +0000" stop="20260915141910 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Is for Cannibal - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The team is sent to meet on campus with Mitch Jasper, a student with a growing compulsion to eat human flesh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141910 +0000" stop="20260915150711 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Death - S03E01</title>
    <desc>David's relationship with Kristen takes a turn when he gives into his temptation. Meanwhile the team is tasked with exploring a machine to measure the weight of the  human soul as it leaves a dying body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150711 +0000" stop="20260915155825 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Memes - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Kristen, David, and Ben face the horrors of the internet as they investigate a Slender Man-style meme that scares teens into committing blasphemous acts in order to avoid death. Leland trains Sheryl in the fine art of online trolling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155825 +0000" stop="20260915164346 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sister Andrea joins the team to fix a demonically possessed marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164346 +0000" stop="20260915173308 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of the Road - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The team encounters a truck driver whose wife thinks he is possessed and explores the possibility of a demon haunting the highway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173308 +0000" stop="20260915182231 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Angel of Warning - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Sister Andrea's career and sanity are on trial as she battles Leland. Meanwhile the team investigates an alleged angel sighting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182231 +0000" stop="20260915190710 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Algorithms - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A single mother enlists the team to look into the potentially demonic ways the viral app TipTop is terrorizing her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190710 +0000" stop="20260915195940 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Cults - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The team investigates a young man who is being held against his will to determine if he is possessed or is influenced by a cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121354 +0000" stop="20260915125704 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Reaches Out - S03E08</title>
    <desc>An old friend taunts Holden with the answers he seeks. Naomi struggles to fit in. A mysterious low-level tech aboard the Thomas Prince enacts a terrifying plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125704 +0000" stop="20260915134024 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intransigence - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Rocinante seeks a new game plan as they attempt to avoid capture. Melba's true motives are revealed. Naomi is torn between identity and ideal. Anna seeks a way to stay aboard the Thomas Prince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134024 +0000" stop="20260915142236 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dandelion Sky - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Holden sees past, present, and future. A ghost from Melba's past threatens her mission. Bobbie struggles to trust an old friend as she leads a group into uncharted territory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142236 +0000" stop="20260915150704 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen World - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Drummer and Ashford find themselves trapped with few options for survival. Anna tends to the wounded masses as Melba continues to hunt down her prey. The Rocinante crew struggles to survive as Naomi reunites with her true family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150704 +0000" stop="20260915154913 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Congregation - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As survivors arrive to the Behemoth, two factions form over how to handle a life-or-death threat. Holden grapples with what he's seen and the choices he must make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154913 +0000" stop="20260915163049 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abaddon's Gate - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Holden and his allies must stop Ashford and his team from destroying the Ring, and perhaps all of humanity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163049 +0000" stop="20260915172006 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Terra - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The crew of the Roci investigates a strange protomolecule ruin on an alien planet. Bobbie copes with civilian life on Mars. Drummer and Ashford battle with piracy in the Belt.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jetsam - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Avasarala is blindsided while on a visit to Mars. The Roci crew continue their protomolecule investigation while tensions between the RCE and Belters reach a tipping point. Drummer and Ashford track down a terrorist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180831 +0000" stop="20260915185436 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subduction - S04E03</title>
    <desc>New alien threats emerge on Ilus as Naomi battles health challenges on the planet. Bobbie searches for a missing person on Mars. Avasarala faces a new challenge in the UN.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185436 +0000" stop="20260915193836 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retrograde - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Drummer and Ashford confront a dangerous person from Naomi’s past. Murtry hunts down a target. Bobbie’s makes a life-changing confession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120540 +0000" stop="20260915125341 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncovering the Golden City - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The hunt for El Dorado is Josh's most grueling journey ever and one of the crew tumbles into a raging river. When cutting-edge aerial scans reveal a lost city, they push into the jungle to uncover El Dorado and the gold that comes with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125341 +0000" stop="20260915134142 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Titanic - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Josh dives the Atlantic in search of millions in lost coins that sunk with America's Titanic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134142 +0000" stop="20260915143713 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Secrets of Hitler - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Chasing an urgent lead, Josh Gates rushes to Poland to join locals in opening a secret Nazi tunnel system dug into a dormant volcano. Josh helps remove the stone wall built by the retreating Germans and enters to see what's been hidden for more than 75 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143713 +0000" stop="20260915151844 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Secrets of the Nazis - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates hunts for Third Reich secrets as he searches for stolen art in a flooded tunnel complex, tries to decode an officer's diary pointing to tons of plundered Nazi gold and visits the ruins of a city burned to ashes in the final days of WWII.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151844 +0000" stop="20260915160645 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dalton Gang's Outlaw Fortune - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates heads to the Wild West in search of the hidden loot heisted by infamous lawmen turned criminals, the Dalton Gang. Re-tracing the Gang's last steps and investigating their final, deadly shoot-out, Josh chases a fortune worth millions today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160645 +0000" stop="20260915165446 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lindbergh's Lost Rivals - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates goes on a worldwide search for aviation's most famous lost plane. Just before Lindbergh made history, two rivals attempted a Paris to New York transatlantic flight. Chasing new clues, Josh scours two continents to find the lost "White Bird."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165446 +0000" stop="20260915174247 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knights Templar Treasure Hunt - S10E05</title>
    <desc>On the trail of the secretive Knights Templar, Josh chases the legendary warriors' lost fortune including the coveted Holy Grail. In England, Josh digs in to find a Templar buried tunnel. Then, he travels to Poland to excavate a rare Templar gravesite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174247 +0000" stop="20260915182418 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bootlegger's Millions - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates hunts the lost fortune of infamous bootlegger Dutch Schultz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182418 +0000" stop="20260915191219 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escaping the Rock - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Tackling the most famous prison break of all time, Josh retraces the 1962 Alcatraz escape. New leads take Josh from San Francisco to the jungles of Brazil where he finds witnesses and evidence that re-write the FBI's version of the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191219 +0000" stop="20260915200020 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egypt's Lost Tombs - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Josh gains exclusive access to the mysterious tombs of Egypt's Old Kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121039 +0000" stop="20260915123955 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Alley - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sue hits the bars to look for her brother. Bill spends his Saturdays in a "scared straight" program. Kevin gets clingy after learning about Alice's ex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123955 +0000" stop="20260915130906 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You So Much - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On Thanksgiving, Sue stresses over her family's visit, Vic begs his neighbors for help soothing the baby, and Bob's big dream suffers a setback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130906 +0000" stop="20260915133754 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Searchers - S05E05</title>
    <desc>When Frank ducks out of a family day to scour the city for Box 16, Sue goes to a party at Vic's house. Bill and friends enjoy the perks of police life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133754 +0000" stop="20260915140707 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screw Ups - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Sue takes Maureen to church to cure her obsession with the occult, Frank gives Bill an overdue sex talk, and Kevin pours his heart out to Smokey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140707 +0000" stop="20260915143607 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Merry F***ing Christmas - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Inspired by his dad's words, Frank throws himself into a project at work. Sue starts a new business. The mayor takes his feud with Rosie too far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143607 +0000" stop="20260915150635 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye, Frankie - S05E08</title>
    <desc>As the town flocks to the airport for the big Christmas Eve show, Frank scrambles to keep the event on track, and Rosie plots to expose the mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150635 +0000" stop="20260915153410 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bleedin' in Sweden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Desperate to keep his buddies from watching the fight at a neighbor's house, Frank promises an epic big-screen experience. But now he has to deliver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153410 +0000" stop="20260915160113 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday Bloody Saturday - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Frank's attempt to teach Kevin a lesson about respect yields unintended results. Meanwhile, Maureen makes babysitting a nightmare for Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160113 +0000" stop="20260915162624 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trough - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Frank makes a powerful friend at a football game. Frank's move into management stirs up trouble with his old work pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162624 +0000" stop="20260915165330 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'F' is for Halloween - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Halloween is all tricks and no treats as Frank secretly torpedoes Sue's shot at a real job and a bully leaves Bill afraid to don his costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165330 +0000" stop="20260915172152 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill Murphy's Day Off - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bill's surprise attack on the neighborhood bully backfires in a big way. Frank has to swallow his pride to make good on a promise to Kevin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172152 +0000" stop="20260915174729 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Holy Moly Night - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Christmas Eve turns chaotic as Frank's deal to avoid a strike hits a last-minute snag and Bill's first stint as an altar boy leads to trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174729 +0000" stop="20260915181409 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Sledding - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As Frank stews over his lost job, Sue tries to lighten the mood with a family sledding trip. But the outing brings on more headaches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181409 +0000" stop="20260915184036 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl Named Sue - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Frank's big meeting doesn't play out quite like expected. Fed up with plasticware parties, Sue begins to fantastize about a change.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184036 +0000" stop="20260915190726 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liar's Club - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sue discovers a major downside of office life, Frank sucks it up for a trip to the unemployment line, and Kevin finally gets a space of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190726 +0000" stop="20260915193408 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Shift - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Frank scrambles to prove himself at a new job, Kevin and his band plot to get their song on the radio. Sue has a Plast-a-Ware brainstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120159 +0000" stop="20260915122424 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bay Area Romp - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Legendary Soul Food, Explosive Chicken, A Love Filled Burmese Restaurant, inventive California Cuisine, and Beer. We got it all on this episode of FTD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122424 +0000" stop="20260915124649 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Loves Chicago - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The crew hits up everything from Michelin starred restaurants to Polish Festivals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124649 +0000" stop="20260915130913 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Japan, Here We Come - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Witness Action Bronson's first time in the land of the rising sun. Bronson, along with The Alchemist and Meyhem Lauren, handle a variety of cuisines, rap, and sumo wrestling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130913 +0000" stop="20260915133146 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queens: A Food Thug's Paradise - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson and his crew show us how a simple stroll under the 7 Train in Queens can yield incredibly delicious results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133146 +0000" stop="20260915135419 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Jersey (Food) Drive - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Action and the fellas head to New Jersey to dine at the Garden State's finest family-owned eateries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135419 +0000" stop="20260915141652 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Restaurant Takeover - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole cast of "FTD" runs a restaurant, with Action as the chef, Meyhem bartending, Big Body the Ma tre D', and The Alchemist waiting tables.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141652 +0000" stop="20260915143925 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food Court Kings - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The FTD gang tackles every aspect of dining at malls. Action starts the day with a food court pizza stampede in Queens, and ends it with Indian ice cream at a strip mall in Jersey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143925 +0000" stop="20260915150158 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Caribbean Food in New York City - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Take a tour of the Caribbean without leaving NYC. From fried shrimp prepared with a machete to beef patties so good you take them to Miami, Action covers it all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150158 +0000" stop="20260915152628 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New York Summer In The Winter - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson and the gang go fishing, have a lobster cook off, and surf in the ice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152628 +0000" stop="20260915154853 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art Of Food Pairings - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The art of pairing wine with food, as the guys drink their way around town, from donut shops to a tattoo parlor with Thai food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154853 +0000" stop="20260915161118 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Specialty Food Items - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder about caviar on fried chicken? Do you suck the head on a live spotted prawn? Watch and learn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161118 +0000" stop="20260915163341 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind and Body Healing Part 1 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Action and Meyhem need to get some exercise, so they try new fitness regimens. Special appearances from Diamond Dallas Paige, Matt Sera, and John Basedow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163341 +0000" stop="20260915165605 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind and Body Healing Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The FTD crew takes wellness to a new level and visits Alex and Allison Grey’s Chapel of the Sacred Mirrors, to heal their souls with art. Meanwhile, The Alchemist makes a sandwich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165605 +0000" stop="20260915171830 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All American Food - S04E01</title>
    <desc>This episode is like the Real World, but with food found only in America. Big ass sandwiches, huge ass steaks, and crazy effin Ice Cream flavors all around New York City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171830 +0000" stop="20260915174125 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Many Flavors of Harlem - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We are in Harlem eating fried fish so good you won't know your name after the first bite, and Jamaican food so crazy you won't be able to get out of the car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174125 +0000" stop="20260915180349 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two for One's in NYC - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Action and the gang give you two places in three of their favorite neighborhoods in NYC. Pizza and vegan Jamaican, wine and tacos, and a Peking duck so nice we had it twice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180349 +0000" stop="20260915182614 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Spanish Wine Tour - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Action sends Meyhem and The Alchemist on the wine journey of a lifetime around Spain. Starting in Catalonian country and finishing their journey in Madrid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182614 +0000" stop="20260915184917 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Paris - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Action and crew take Paris by storm eating and drinking at all the new instant classics. French breakfast with an Asian twist, yakitori tasting menus, and boozey bistrot lunches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184917 +0000" stop="20260915191142 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irish Tacos and Jerk Lamb - S04E06</title>
    <desc>All the best Mexican, Jamaican, and cheese you expect from a food show in Dublin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191142 +0000" stop="20260915193407 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Flavors of London - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, and The Alchemist get right to the point of London food; Turkish kebabs, noveaux Indian, pubs, and some Nigerian with a side of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193407 +0000" stop="20260915195632 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Food Capital - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Watching this episode may cause you take your clothes off and lick the screen. We got hoagies, pizza, many flavors from Israel, and a block party- the Philly, FTD Style!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120506 +0000" stop="20260915122713 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Baby - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A very pregnant Monica comes to the house on Christmas Eve, where she ends up in labor and gives birth to Bailey, her third child, on Christmas morning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122713 +0000" stop="20260915124920 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tootie Drives - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Tootie's learning to drive and she's driving everyone bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124920 +0000" stop="20260915131134 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stake-Out Blues - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The police want to stake out the shop to nab a few crooks but the girls, not wanting to worry Mrs. Garrett, insist she not be told about the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131134 +0000" stop="20260915133340 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Agent - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Tootie and Blair give an aspiring comic a career boost by staging a performance attended by Jim McCawley, talent coordinator of "The Tonight Show."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133340 +0000" stop="20260915135551 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reunion - S07E17</title>
    <desc>George gets Blair to pose as his fiancee at his high school reunion in order to make an ex-classmate jealous that she never gave him the light of day.  However, the unexpected prompts Jo to go in Blair's place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135551 +0000" stop="20260915141758 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concentration - S07E18</title>
    <desc>On the day Blair is to accept an award, she encounters two burdens.  First, she's stuck babysitting her baby brother and second she becomes trapped in an elevator, where she learns an important lesson from a concentration camp survivor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141758 +0000" stop="20260915144004 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantic City - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The girls are in Atlantic City for a long weekend, where Blair gets gambling fever and Jo hopes to be reunited with Flyman, the rock star she met on spring break in Fort Lauderdale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144004 +0000" stop="20260915150210 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lady Who Came to Dinner - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The girls surprise Blair on her birthday with a party featuring singer and dancer Betty Kean who, like "The Man Who Came to Dinner," stays on and on and on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150210 +0000" stop="20260915152417 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candidate - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Natalie is furious with the mayor during an election when she learns he plans to build an amusement park.  This prompts Natalie to consider running for mayor herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152417 +0000" stop="20260915154624 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Charlie - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Jo's father shows up to announce that he's won a publisher's giveaway, and is determined to give Jo everything he could never give her before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154624 +0000" stop="20260915160829 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Graduate - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Tootie plans to join a road show after graduation despite her parents' objections, while Natalie plans to find an apartment where she can write in peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160829 +0000" stop="20260915163034 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Natalie and Tootie find that privacy is at a premium in their one-room apartment, which doubles as a roach resort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163034 +0000" stop="20260915165241 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Peekskill (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Garrett must decided between her two loves, the girls or Bruce, a man she falls for and who asks her to go to Africa with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165241 +0000" stop="20260915171447 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Peekskill (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. When Mrs. Garrett goes to Africa with her new husband, her sister moves in with the girls. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. Jo: Nancy McKeon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171447 +0000" stop="20260915173654 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready or Not - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Beverly Ann is concerned that Tootie is getting much too serious about her new boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173654 +0000" stop="20260915175859 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Room - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Fed up with having no privacy, Jo considers moving out, until Beverly Ann suggests remodeling the attic into a room.  However, the construction costs divided by the four girls cause Jo to make a sacrifice when she can't come up with her share.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175859 +0000" stop="20260915182038 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off-Broadway Baby - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Beverly Ann and the girls head for New York, when Tootie decides to audition for her first Broadway show.  However, when she arrives, she quickly learns that she has plenty of competition working against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182038 +0000" stop="20260915184244 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Chill - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Blair, Tootie and Natalie organize a reunion with the girls from Eastland.  This brings Nancy, Cindy and Sue Ann back to town each with successful lives.  Cindy has become a model, Nancy is engaged and Sue Ann a vice president for a company.  However, each also has a distinct downside to their success.  Meanwhile, Jo feels left out of the reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184244 +0000" stop="20260915190452 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ratings Game - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Blair's computerized date-rating system is the focus when she makes a bet with Jo dealing with whether or not the system really works.  However, when Beverly Ann accidentally erases a disk, Jo tampers with some of the ratings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190452 +0000" stop="20260915192659 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Day - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jo offers to marry an illegal alien in order to keep the man from being deported.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192659 +0000" stop="20260915194906 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Food - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Natalie gets Blair a job at a Mexican restaurant where Natalie works.  However, Blair snobby attitude gets her fired when she inadvertently insults the boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120826 +0000" stop="20260915122008 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crockin' The House - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Dolores-Day Crocker leaves her son home alone for the first time. He asks Timmy to help him learn to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122008 +0000" stop="20260915123134 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Schmancy - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Social differences cause problems for Timmy and Chloe on the anniversary of their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123134 +0000" stop="20260915124320 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Break-Up - S10E19</title>
    <desc>A proposed camping trip leads to a feud between Timmy's and Chloe's parents</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124320 +0000" stop="20260915125507 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knitwits - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad want to renew their marriage vows on a knight adventure cruise, but they land on a knitter cruise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125507 +0000" stop="20260915130640 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dadlantis - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Timmy and Chloe become mermaid "eco-warriors" and save the underwater City of Atlantis from a dangerous "sea monster".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130640 +0000" stop="20260915131810 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chloe Rules! - S10E22</title>
    <desc>Chloe becomes the hall monitor at school and takes the job a little too seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131810 +0000" stop="20260915132939 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tardy Sauce - S10E23</title>
    <desc>Chloe wants to break the attendance record, but Timmy tells her school is canceled and drags her to a taco stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132939 +0000" stop="20260915134109 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nuts &amp; Dangerous - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Timmy and his dad bond by entering a film festival, but his dad's casting choice leads to problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134109 +0000" stop="20260915135256 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat 'n Mouse - S10E25</title>
    <desc>Timmy and Chloe help the depressed Catman prove to his girlfriend that he is a real superhero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135256 +0000" stop="20260915140425 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimmsdale's Got Talent? - S10E26</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bickles hosts a talent show and everyone gets in, but Timmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140425 +0000" stop="20260915141558 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the L.O.S.E.R.S. - S10E27</title>
    <desc>Timmy's enemies learn that he is helpless without his fairies and try to destroy him while he is weak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141558 +0000" stop="20260915142739 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which is Wish - S10E28</title>
    <desc>Timmy and Chloe swap places, but the swap may be permanent after Cosmo loses the fairy wands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142739 +0000" stop="20260915143910 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimmsdale Daze - S10E29</title>
    <desc>Chloe wishes to be a mother, so she can go to Dimmsdale Daze Carnival with Timmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143910 +0000" stop="20260915145103 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairy Con - S10E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Crocker makes clones of Cosmo and Wanda in order to access a fairy convention and swipe the fairies' magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145103 +0000" stop="20260915150232 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip Off the Old Crock! - S10E31</title>
    <desc>Mr. Crocker teaches his nephew Kevin Crocker how to become a Fairy Hunter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150232 +0000" stop="20260915151353 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hungry Games - S10E32</title>
    <desc>Timmy wishes that Chloe could have a chance to live out her favorite dystopian movie, but he quickly regrets it when everyone is hungry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151353 +0000" stop="20260915152526 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Bummer - S10E33</title>
    <desc>Chloe spends the summer vacation studying, but her "inner child" disagrees and causes her to make crazy wishes in her sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152526 +0000" stop="20260915153719 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Cadad - S10E34</title>
    <desc>The Squirrely Scouts go into space to plant a flag on unfamiliar terrain, hoping to achieve a special Squirrely Scout status.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153719 +0000" stop="20260915154906 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldi-Crocks and the Three Fair Bears - S10E35</title>
    <desc>Yet another Squirrely Scout camping trip goes bad when Mr. Crocker and the Fair Bears show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154906 +0000" stop="20260915160058 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Raiser - S10E36</title>
    <desc>Despite Timmy's warnings, Chloe wants to free the supposedly "dangerous" class hare Mr. Cuddles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160058 +0000" stop="20260915161230 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kale Patch Caper - S10E37</title>
    <desc>When Timmy's Dad buys the last Kale Patch Kid she needs to complete her collection, Chloe considers stealing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161230 +0000" stop="20260915162418 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Problem - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being a kid, Timmy wishes he could be older in order to go adult things, but his wish backfires when "Da Rules" states that now that he is an adult, Cosmo and Wanda can't grant him any wishes or turn him back into a kid until he is a kid or acts like a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162418 +0000" stop="20260915163607 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After wishing for a challenging virtual reality game, Timmy goes to the bathroom and leaves it unattended, and Chester and AJ decide to play. Realizing what has happened, Timmy must go into the game and play to save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163607 +0000" stop="20260915164755 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While watching ""Crash Nebula"" Timmy wishes for an alien to play with. So, Cosmo and Wanda take a real alien prince - Mark. His parents are furious and travel to Earth to blow it up.  In the meantime, Mark has fallen in love with Vicky, and Timmy can't wish him away because GodParents can't interfere with true love. Timmy goes to Mark's parents and asks them to convince their son to forget about Vicky, but Timmy must first pass their toughest tests. Will he be able to fix this mess and save the Earth from destruction?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164755 +0000" stop="20260915165942 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TransParents - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Timmy brings an extinct dinosaur to school, his crazy teacher suspects that he has Fairy GodParents, so he tells Timmy he wants to have a conference with his ""parents."" Since he has aspirations of ""a new world order,"" he thinks that if he catches fairies, he can harness their power and rule the Earth. Timmy knows he can't explain to his real parents how he managed to come across an extinct dinosaur, so Cosmo and Wanda pose as his parent</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165942 +0000" stop="20260915171130 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wish Too Far - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Timmy has a giant crush on Trixie Tang, the most popular girl in school, but she doesn't even know he exists! In order to get Trixie to notice him, Timmy wishes for a long list of superficial things to make him popular. Not only is he overworking Cosmo and Wanda, he is being rude to them and his friends! As a result, Timmy ends up in fairy court and loses his godparents. This makes him realize the things that are really important, but will this be enough to earn the forgiveness of his friends and regain his godparents?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171130 +0000" stop="20260915172319 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiny Timmy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cosmo and Wanda shrink Timmy so he can complete his assignment on the microscopic universe but problems ensue when Cosmo and Wanda, who have also shrunk themselves, get eaten by Vicky. Timmy must now go inside Vicky to save his godparents but stirs up a lot of trouble in the process. To make matters worse, Vicky plans on tearing apart the house and blaming it all on Timmy to his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172319 +0000" stop="20260915173505 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Timmy goes back in time to stop his dad from winning a trophy that he has stupidly melted with heatvision, thanks to Cosmo. However, when Timmy realises that the trophy is what brought his mom and dad together, he must fix the mistake he made in order to stop his dad from becoming ruler of the entire world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173505 +0000" stop="20260915174654 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apartnership - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Wanda gets mad at Cosmo on their umpteenth anniversary, Cosmo visits Fairy World. There, his mom, who has always hated Wanda, announces that she has found him two new girlfriends, Twinkle and Star. In order to get Cosmo back, Wanda must compete against Twinkle and Star in a game show hosted by Cupid, but Cosmo's mom will do anything to ensure that he doesn't go home with Wanda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174654 +0000" stop="20260915175842 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chin Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Timmy wishes for the Crimson Chin, a comic book hero with a large chin, to come out of the page and appear in real life, the truth is broken to the Chin that he's imaginary.  Well, as you could guess, this doesn't settle well with the hero...and he goes back in the book acting like a baby in hiding... terrified that he's not real.  Timmy must act- he wishes to be in the panels as a side-kick to the Chin.  Timmy becomes Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder!  He also becomes a victim to the villain... the Bronze Kneecap.  Eventually, the Crimson Chin gains his confidence back... just in time to save Timmy (I mean Cleft).  Of course, the world goes back to normal... or as normal as it was!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175842 +0000" stop="20260915181030 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog's Day Afternoon - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Timmy switches lives with Vicky's dog, but swiftly discovers that the dog actually has it just as badly as he does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181030 +0000" stop="20260915182217 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Goat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Timmy and Vicky go to the city hall for a tour.  Cosmo says the goat that they have looks ugly, and the mayor thinks that Timmy said it.  They explain why he shouldn't say it, and make Timmy a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182217 +0000" stop="20260915183407 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Same Game - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Timmy wishes for everyone in the world to be the same when an evil dentist won't give him his ball back. Problems inevitably ensue, and Timmy can't wish things back to normal as Cosmo and Wanda aren't able figure out who he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183407 +0000" stop="20260915185628 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys In the Band - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the second-season opener, Timmy's having an unhappy birthday because his folks are at a concert with pop star Chip Skylark (voice of 'N Sync's Chris Kirkpatrick), while he's stuck with ""icky"" Vicky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185628 +0000" stop="20260915191747 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hex Games - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Timmy tries to beat Vicky at a skateboarding contest so he can become queen (eh, king) of the skate park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191747 +0000" stop="20260915193900 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Toy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky's little sister is at it again!  Timmy tries to be nice to her for a change, with help of his Crimson Chin action figure.  To save it from being burnt by Vicky, he wishes for the toy not to be ruined, and then gives it to Tootie for a present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121223 +0000" stop="20260915125839 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snow Job - S01E16</title>
    <desc>In Aspen, a politician's wife tells Colt that she shot her husband in self-defense, but he is saying he did it himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125839 +0000" stop="20260915134551 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Town? - S01E17</title>
    <desc>With Colt injured and laid up from a stunt accident, he reluctantly agrees to let Howie and Jody take the case of bringing in a criminal from a small rural town. The case is made more difficult by the fact that the wanted man is related to a local bigwig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134551 +0000" stop="20260915143202 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child's Play - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Colt is sent to bring in a gambler who is to testify against the mob, only to find he is on the run from mobsters out to silence him, and ends up looking after his fiesty, young daughter, Libby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143202 +0000" stop="20260915151840 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Colt and the gang are in Las Vegas to attend a stuntman convention, where Colt meets up with old friend Charlie, a female stuntman whose brother is being hunted down by some heavies after becoming mixed up in a fraudulent scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151840 +0000" stop="20260915160554 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three for the Road - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A pretty jewel thief hops off to Mexico with Colt and his friends, joined by insurance investigator Kay Faulkner, hot on her trail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160554 +0000" stop="20260915165301 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silent Partner - S01E21</title>
    <desc>To avoid being arrested for fraud, a country western singer frames his chauffeur for the murder of his ghost writer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165301 +0000" stop="20260915174011 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scavenger Hunt - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Some naval officers were involved in a $5 million robbery in Hawaii and they are looking for the man holding the money. For some reason, they just can't find the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174011 +0000" stop="20260915182850 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bail and Bond - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Colt and Howie are in Rio de Janeiro filming stunts for a spy movie, and find themselves involved in a real life James-Bond-style adventure when Terri assigns them to bring back a bail-jumper involved with money laundering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182850 +0000" stop="20260915191715 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ives Have It - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Terri sends Colt to Aruba to bring back a burglar, but it turns out she is one of twins and had a good reason for the breaking and entering. But which one did it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122655 +0000" stop="20260915131203 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Contract - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Christopher fails to heed Lou's warning that the contract offered by his brother comes with strings attached. Meanwhile, Mr. Seeger tries to establish harmony on the school newspaper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131203 +0000" stop="20260915135713 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stradi-various - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reggie, Danny and Jesse learn about wishes coming true after Shorofsky receives a violin with a magical legend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135713 +0000" stop="20260915144218 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Was the Weekend That Was - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Christopher, Leroy, Jillian and Miltie create frustration for Jesse who, with a key borrowed from Shorofsky, lets them all into the school on a Saturday to complete a weekend project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144218 +0000" stop="20260915152724 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ian's Girl - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Ian is torn when his old band comes to town; Lou runs for the presidency of a bowling-operators' association.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152724 +0000" stop="20260915161239 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Buddies - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Danny reacts with confusion when his longtime pal confides he's gay; Leroy and Lydia compete for the chance to choreograph a commercial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161239 +0000" stop="20260915165758 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lounge Singer Who Knew Too Much - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jillian's computer error puts Christopher's life in danger when he comes into possession of a cassette labeled "top secret" by a conglomerate involved in national security. Meanwhile, Reggie, Ian and Dusty compete in a video contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165758 +0000" stop="20260915174317 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reggie and Rose - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When a cafeteria worker, who always had dreams of being a singer, is laid off, Reggie persuades her to get her high-school diploma... at the School of the Arts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174317 +0000" stop="20260915182825 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Cabbages and Kings - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Clips from past shows illustrate the choices for the school's contribution to a time capsule; schemer Miltie may face expulsion if he fails to come up with an original song for Shorofsky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182825 +0000" stop="20260915191331 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore - S06E23</title>
    <desc>The kids hustle up a pocketful of miracles for Mrs. Berg, who has misrepresented her position to an old friend who's on his way to visit; Reggie helps a student with an aversion to frog dissection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191331 +0000" stop="20260915195836 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Remember My Name - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In the series finale, Alumni Week brings back some familiar faces, including Miss Sherwood, Bruno, Coco, Doris, Holly, and Montgomery, who are interviewed for the School of the Arts first video yearbook. Meanwhile, Leroy questions his ability and his desire to make it on his own after Miss Grant suggests he leave the school to pursue his dancing; and Chris lies about his success in the real world when he is asked to be a guest speaker for Mr. Seeger's class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121657 +0000" stop="20260915123702 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis vs. Ricketson - S19E142</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915123702 +0000" stop="20260915125708 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walker vs. Weaver - S19E143</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915125708 +0000" stop="20260915131716 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booker vs. Ricketson - S19E144</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915131716 +0000" stop="20260915133724 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walker vs. Telles - S19E145</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915133724 +0000" stop="20260915135733 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carotenuto vs. Ricketson - S19E146</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915135733 +0000" stop="20260915141735 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>McHenry vs. Telles - S19E147</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915141735 +0000" stop="20260915143740 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carotenuto vs. Holmes - S19E148</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915143740 +0000" stop="20260915145748 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pollock vs. Holmes - S19E150</title>
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  <programme start="20260915145748 +0000" stop="20260915151757 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>McHenry vs. Glazer - S19E151</title>
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  <programme start="20260915151757 +0000" stop="20260915153805 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ebrahimi vs. Holmes - S19E152</title>
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  <programme start="20260915153805 +0000" stop="20260915155813 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DiBiase vs. Glazer - S19E153</title>
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  <programme start="20260915155813 +0000" stop="20260915161821 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geist vs. Holmes - S19E154</title>
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  <programme start="20260915161821 +0000" stop="20260915163826 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walters vs. Holmes - S19E155</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915163826 +0000" stop="20260915165832 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Glazer - S19E156</title>
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  <programme start="20260915165832 +0000" stop="20260915171840 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walters vs. Billups - S19E157</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171840 +0000" stop="20260915173847 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Cirks - S19E158</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915173847 +0000" stop="20260915175856 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Billups - S19E159</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175856 +0000" stop="20260915181903 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Hansen - S19E160</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915181903 +0000" stop="20260915183910 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Moore - S19E161</title>
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  <programme start="20260915183910 +0000" stop="20260915185918 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Rackham - S19E162</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915185918 +0000" stop="20260915191922 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Myers - S19E163</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915191922 +0000" stop="20260915193927 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Paylor - S19E164</title>
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  <programme start="20260915193927 +0000" stop="20260915195932 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Williams - S19E165</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Hefty Shades of Gray - S17E10</title>
    <desc>After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.</desc>
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    <title>Trump Guy - S17E11</title>
    <desc>The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.</desc>
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    <title>Bri, Robot - S17E12</title>
    <desc>Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.</desc>
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    <title>Trans-Fat - S17E13</title>
    <desc>Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Family Guy Lite - S17E14</title>
    <desc>After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.</desc>
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    <title>No Giggity, No Doubt - S17E15</title>
    <desc>When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.</desc>
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    <title>You Can't Handle the Booth - S17E16</title>
    <desc>The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama.</desc>
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    <title>Island Adventure - S17E17</title>
    <desc>In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game.</desc>
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    <title>Throw It Away - S17E18</title>
    <desc>After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.</desc>
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    <title>Girl, Internetted - S17E19</title>
    <desc>When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.</desc>
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    <title>Adam West High - S17E20</title>
    <desc>When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.</desc>
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    <title>Yacht Rocky - S18E01</title>
    <desc>When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Bri-Da - S18E02</title>
    <desc>Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.</desc>
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    <title>Absolutely Babulous - S18E03</title>
    <desc>When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.</desc>
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    <title>Disney's The Reboot - S18E04</title>
    <desc>The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fight - S18E05</title>
    <desc>When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way</desc>
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    <title>Peter &amp; Lois' Wedding - S18E06</title>
    <desc>The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.</desc>
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    <title>Heart Burn - S18E07</title>
    <desc>To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.</desc>
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    <title>Shanksgiving - S18E08</title>
    <desc>When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191112 +0000" stop="20260915193250 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas is Coming - S18E09</title>
    <desc>When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it</desc>
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    <title>Connie's Celica - S18E10</title>
    <desc>Lois gets a job teaching music at Chris and Meg's school after learning the students were being taught by a bird. Connie D'Amico decides to bully Lois who in turn threatens Connie publicly. When Connie is apparently murdered, Lois Griffin gets thrown into prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120843 +0000" stop="20260915123048 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Man In - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Harriette fills a spot at Carl's poker table while Steve does work for Eddie at a ballpark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123048 +0000" stop="20260915125248 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flirting with Disaster - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Eddie is most definitely flirting with disaster when he tries to date a woman much older than him. Meanwhile, Steve is causing Carl's homeowner insurance to skyrocket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125248 +0000" stop="20260915131430 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pound Foolish - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Donna Summer reprises her role as Urkel's Aunt Oona from Altoona, who has put on weight but anticipates taking it off in her nephew's new-fangled fat-compression chamber.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131430 +0000" stop="20260915133632 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother Who Came to Dinner - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Carl learns his wayward brother Frank is in trouble with the law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133632 +0000" stop="20260915135804 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pirate's Life for Me - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Steve's time machine sends him and Carl back to a pirate ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135804 +0000" stop="20260915142036 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out with the Old - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Steve undergoes an image makeover in order to take part in a kissing auction hosted by Laura's sorority; Carl feels threatened by Hariette's promotion and raise and decides to moonlight as a parking attendant.</desc>
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    <title>They Shoot Ducks, Don't They? - S09E02</title>
    <desc>When Commissioner Geiss and Carl go on a duck-hunting excursion, Urkel shows up at the lake with a camera to "shoot" the ducks. Urkel is shocked and dismayed to discover that Geiss and Carl are actually trying to slaughter innocent feathered fowl. Meanwhile, Kelly "borrows" her mom's diamond earrings for a hot night out at the Sizzle Club and comes home an earring short.</desc>
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    <title>Dumb Belle of the Ball - S09E03</title>
    <desc>When Myrtle ends up hospitalized after saving Eddie from being hit by an oncoming car, he promises to take her to the debutante ball. Myrtle is thrilled when her Prince Charming, Eddie Winslow - "the gravy on her biscuits," escorts her to the Biloxi Debutante Ball. Meanwhile, Laura disappoints Carl when she goes to the Sizzle Club in a skimpy dress after agreeing to change into something less revealing.</desc>
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    <title>Drinking and Jiving - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Goody-two-shoes Laura has her first beer---and her second and third---at a fraternity party, where she's later rescued by a gallant Urkel. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette keep their anniversary plans a secret from each other, but not from Eddie, who finds himself in the middle of their fight. When Urkel arrives at a fraternity party to discover a drunken Laura dancing on tables, he takes her home and she kisses him passionately. The next morning when Urkel proclaims that the kiss "was the kind that changes things forever," Laura protests that she doesn't remember - but does she? Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette's wedding anniversary turns into a bone of contention when they both make elaborate - but very different - plans.</desc>
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    <title>Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book? - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Unbeknown to Urkel, Laura has given him Eddie's Little Black Book to use as an invitation list to Eddie's 21st birthday party, and all of ex-girlfriends show up. While Eddie isn't having a happy birthday party surrounded by his exes, Carl is promoted to police captain after proving to Commissioner Geiss that he is the one qualified for the job, which Geiss had initially given to his son.</desc>
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    <title>A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Urkel doesn't mind at all when a chemistry experiment allows him to eavesdrop on the thoughts of everyone around him, but being able to hear what people are thinking soon becomes far too overwhelming. Meanwhile, Carol becomes a troop leader for the Junior Woodsmen.</desc>
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    <title>Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Stevil, the mischievous ventriloquist dummy, is back to haunt Urkel on Halloween, but now he's brought along a nightmarish sidekick, Carlsbad. Together Stevil and Carlsbad attempt to take over the souls of Urkel and Carl - wreaking havoc on the whole Winslow household.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S09E08</title>
    <desc>When Laura seems distant and distracted, a jealous Stefan cooks up an elaborate plan to swap places with Urkel - the "man" to whom he suspects Laura is attracted. Laura knows something's up when Stefan (as Urkel) is a miserable tutor and Urkel has a heck of a time filling in for Stefan at a fashion photo shoot. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to follow Carl around on "the beat" with a video camera.</desc>
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    <title>A Pain in Harassment - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Steve gets a chance at a $1 million basketball shot. Will he end up rolling dough, or will he get "nothing but net"? Harriette's new boss has a reputation for being tough, but his employees are blindsided by his verbal abuse as well. Meanwhile, Urkel tries to win a million dollars with a basketball half-court shot in L.A.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171930 +0000" stop="20260915174202 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Gangsta Dawg - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Jaleel White dons another persona, that of Urkel's visiting hip-hop cousin, O.G.D. (short for Original Gangsta Dawg), who makes a bad first impression on the Winslows - hitting on Laura, spouting controversial ideas, and influencing 3J in a decidedly negative fashion. Meanwhile, a crooked thug who is owed $4,000 by O.G.D. arrives in town looking to collect on the debt. Singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott has a cameo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174202 +0000" stop="20260915180419 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deck the Malls - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Steve gets all wrapped up in the Christmas spirit when he takes a job as a gift-wrapper, but the new gig leaves him little time to spend with Myra; Carl plays Santa at the mall and appoints Laura to be his elf; a disappointed Richie learns that his mom won't be with him for the holidays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180419 +0000" stop="20260915182651 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grill of My Dreams - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone duck! Urkel begins training to become a master teppanyaki chef at a Japanese steakhouse a part of his journey along the self-improvement highway. Laura surprises Urkel at the restaurant while he's slicing and dicing, and he lives up to the specialty of the house - The Tsunami Supreme. Meanwhile, Commissioner Geiss goes on vacation and leaves his talking pet parrot, Andre, in Carl's care and the bird learns some new words: "Geiss is an idiot."</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up is Hard to Do - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Urkel decides to call it splitsville with Myra, but freaks out when she beats him to the punch. Although he is surprised that Myra broke up with him, Urkel decides that it's all for the best and goes to his true love, Laura. But when Myra turns up at the Winslows claiming that she made a mistake and wants "her man back," she discovers Urkel and Laura in a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Eddie quits school and decides to become a police officer - just like his dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184923 +0000" stop="20260915191131 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy for You (1) - S09E14</title>
    <desc>In the first half of this special two-part episode, Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate "Stevie-Glasses-cam". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with "her Stevie," Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police training. Judyann Elder takes over the role of Harriette.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191131 +0000" stop="20260915193402 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazier for You (2) - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Urkel is shocked to discover that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she's really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette discovers that her wedding ring was originally intended for another woman.</desc>
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    <title>Whose Man is It Anyway? - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Cousin Myrtle dukes it out in the boxing ring with Greta to win Eddie for her own. Meanwhile, 3J longs to find his birth mother.</desc>
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    <title>Forever and a Day - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Oliver’s fantasy is to surprise his boyfriend Emilio with the perfect proposal, but when Emilio says no, Oliver finds himself reliving that day over and over again. Meanwhile, Roarke, also caught in the time loop, must confront her fears about her relationship with Javier.</desc>
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    <title>#Happy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Amber's fantasy is to have her actual life be as perfect as her Instagram life. But when Amber's family transforms into the perfect Insta-versions of themselves, she soon realizes something about all this perfection is very wrong. Meanwhile, Roarke presents another guest, Isaiah, with an envelope that reveals the date of his death.</desc>
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    <title>Walk a Country Mile - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A country music star with writer's block, Shay, fantasizes about being anonymous so she can focus on finishing her next album. Her beleaguered assistant, Beau, is surprised when Roarke offers him a fantasy too. When their fantasies begin, Shay and Beau realize they've traded places: Shay is a complete unknown and Beau is the star. Javier learns something new about Helene's life before her mother's death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141846 +0000" stop="20260915150215 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwenivere of Glendale - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gwen's fantasy is to go back in time and be the Princess she longs to be—pampered, rich, and cared-for. At first, the fantasy is everything she dreamed of—the gowns, the pageantry, everyone bowing to her. But Gwen soon finds out the King is preparing to marry her off to a cruel, ambitious Prince. With the marriage looming, Gwen has no choice but to flee. She befriends a Soldier and together they hatch a dangerous escape plan. Ruby isn't feeling like herself and Roarke suspects it has something to do with Isla.</desc>
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    <title>War of the Roses (And the Hutchinsons) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A middle-aged couple and a younger couple arrive separately with their own unique fantasies. All is going well until the couples discover they're sharing the island; turns out they're feuding neighbors. The Island forces them into a magical, winner-takes-all competition that reveals unexpected alliances and unravels complicated relationships. Meanwhile, Javier and Roarke finally have a conversation about their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Peaches &amp; The Jilted Bride - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jilted bride Laura arrives on the island still in her wedding dress, having just been stood up at the altar. She's never felt worse in her entire life, and her fantasy is to just feel better. The Island surprises her with her childhood imaginary friend, Peaches, in real human form and helps Laura rediscover that her inner child is exactly who she needs to move on from her heartache. Isla tells Ruby about the complicated past between her people and the Roarkes.</desc>
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    <title>Girlboss, Interrupted - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Island gives single mom Courtney the ability to read minds in order to impress her charismatic boss, Julia. But when Courtney becomes overwhelmed with her new power, she risks everything she has worked so hard for. Meanwhile, Roarke is worried that Ruby is becoming more and more distant and enlists Javier to help.</desc>
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    <title>MJ Akuda &amp; the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Wives Club - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sue, Jenna and Brooklyn are the first, second and third wives of Gavin, a charming doctor who's made a fortune selling all-natural vitamins — and broken all of their hearts along the way. Now, they all share the same fantasy: they want Gavin to understand — to feel for himself — the pain he's caused them all. Meanwhile, Roarke brings Ruby's youngest daughter, MJ, to the Island to help Ruby remember who she is. And hopefully keep her from disappearing into the ocean forever with Isla... as a mermaid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175642 +0000" stop="20260915183939 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry Christine; Mel Loves Ruby - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Roarke welcomes a local morning show host, Christine Collins, who has a simple fantasy: she wants to eat. And eat. And eat. But when Christine gets to Fantasy Island, she'll realize that she's hungry for much more than food. Roarke's other guests include Ruby Akuda, who arrives on Fantasy Island with her husband; Ruby is afflicted with a terminal illness and is given a new lease on life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183939 +0000" stop="20260915192237 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His and Hers; The Heartbreak Hotel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Two adventurers, whose marriage has grown stale want to have the ultimate adventure together. Meanwhile, after sleeping for 35 years, widower Brent, must decide if he is ready to face his grief awake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120811 +0000" stop="20260915125850 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East/West - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Rabbi and Satchel hit the road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125850 +0000" stop="20260915135112 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Loy forms an uneasy alliance, Odis finds peace, Josto settles the score, Ethelrida takes a risk and Oraetta gets spooked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135112 +0000" stop="20260915142937 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storia Americana - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Josto gets revenge, Oraetta comes clean and Ebal teaches Loy a lesson about business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142937 +0000" stop="20260915152549 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tragedy of the Commons - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A series of unexpected events lands Dot in hot water and she is plunged back into a life she thought she left behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152549 +0000" stop="20260915161250 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trials and Tribulations - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Roy attempts to reset the “natural order of things” and Lorraine becomes increasingly suspicious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161250 +0000" stop="20260915165536 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paradox of Intermediate Transactions - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Dot and Wayne protect their home, Roy neutralizes an obstacle, Witt suspects foul play and Gator makes a move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165536 +0000" stop="20260915174252 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insolubilia - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Munch makes a bold move, Indira and Witt have questions, Wayne takes a fall and Gator disappoints.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174252 +0000" stop="20260915182527 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tiger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Dot creates diversions, Roy meets his match and Indira helps a new friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182527 +0000" stop="20260915191222 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tender Trap - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Lorraine calls things off, Gator asks questions, Wayne makes a surprising discovery and Indira offers a new perspective.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191222 +0000" stop="20260915200017 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Linda - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Dot takes a fantastic journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122847 +0000" stop="20260915131446 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home on the Remains - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Moya out of food, Chiana leads everyone to a dead boudong where she once worked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131446 +0000" stop="20260915140045 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream a Little Dream - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While waiting inside a transport pod to be picked up by Moya, Zhaan tells Crichton about being accused and tried for murder during his absence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140045 +0000" stop="20260915144644 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Their Minds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An alien ship fires a weapon at Moya. Although the energy shield is active, some of the blast makes it through and causes everyone's consciousness to jump into another body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144644 +0000" stop="20260915153243 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Three Crichtons - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A strange globe appears on Moya, sucking in Crichton and duplicating him creating two additional people. One who is a de-evolved 'cave man' and another who has increased mental ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153243 +0000" stop="20260915161842 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look at the Princess (1): A Kiss Is But a Kiss - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Moya arrives at a planet where the population test their genetic compatibility by kissing. Crichton kisses a princess, who is next in line for the throne, and discovers that his DNA is a perfect match for her. He must now marry her and they will rule together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161842 +0000" stop="20260915170441 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look at the Princess (2): I Do, I Think - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Katralla's mother brings in Scorpius promising Crichton that if he doesn't marry her daughter, she will hand him over. Meanwhile, Prince Clavor starts a plot to assassinate Crichton so that he may ascend to the throne instead of his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170441 +0000" stop="20260915175040 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look at the Princess (3): The Maltese Crichton - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Now married, Crichton and Katalla are frozen into living statues so that they may watch over the presiding governments of the next eighty cycles. Immediately, Clavor and the Scarran emissary attempt another assassination and succeed in removing Crichton's head. The crew must save John and Chiana while escaping Scorpius.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175040 +0000" stop="20260915183639 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware of Dog - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The crew bring aboard an alien tracker to remove some creatures that came aboard hidden in some cargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183639 +0000" stop="20260915192238 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Won't Get Fooled Again - S02E15</title>
    <desc>John Crichton is back on Earth but things are very different.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122901 +0000" stop="20260915131131 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dodge Hodge Podge Part 2/Oldsmobile Delta 88 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The crew struggles to finish the frankensteined 64 Dodge truck. Richard flips a 52 Chevy. He digs out an Oldsmobile Delta 88 he forgot he bought but it's also not quite what he remembered. Broke brakes leave a dent in the garage door and Richard's wallet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131131 +0000" stop="20260915135402 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dodge Hodge Podge Part 1/'65 Mustang - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Richard and Aaron pick up a 64 Dodge Sweptline that's a mishmash of parts. A 32 Ford Roadster Richard forgot he bought rolls in, but it's up to Christie to seal the deal with the prospective buyer. KC hits the road with Richard to buy a 65 Mustang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135402 +0000" stop="20260915143632 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ford Galaxie: Part 1/Bikini Contest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Richard and Aaron travel to Roswell to pick up a '67 Ford Galaxie. Then it's off to LA where Richard buys a '32 Plymouth and is excited to make a rare '51 Nash Healey deal. Finally, a former customer invites Richard and Aaron to Denver to be guest judges at a bikini contest for his restaurant chain. When Richard leaves for home, Aaron goes MIA and misses the plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143632 +0000" stop="20260915151903 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ford Galaxie: Part 2/Nash Healey - S03E07</title>
    <desc>With Aaron still missing in Denver, the Gas Monkey crew works to get the Ford Galaxie restored. Richard takes Tom to an auction with Evel Knievel's Messerschmitt. Richard tries to sell Dennis his Nash Healey, knowing that Dennis already owns a perfectly restored serial number one Nash Healey worth an estimated seven figures. Christie gets crank calls from a guy claiming to be Dale Earnhardt Jr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151903 +0000" stop="20260915160133 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beards, Builds and Beers - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Richard, Aaron, Sue and the Gas Monkeys revisit this series flips, respond to some fan email and fill in some missing moments that missed the series shows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160133 +0000" stop="20260915164903 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dale Jr.'s Sick Nomad - S04E01</title>
    <desc>SEASON PREMIERE:The Gas Monkey crew build NASCAR royalty Dale Earnhardt Jr a 1956 Chevy Nomad. While Richard and Aaron travel to Dale Jr's Carolina home with the Nomad, the crew finds ways to cool off in the Texas heat. Also, is a pumpkin Pantera a lemon?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164903 +0000" stop="20260915173635 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopped Cabriolet and 'Vette Rescue - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The crew help a widow by buying her husband's Ford '32 Cabriolet and many hot rod projects; they rescue an heirloom '62 Corvette from a garage falling down around it, but not all the family is pleased Richard has it. Richard makes a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173635 +0000" stop="20260915182406 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Customline - S04E03</title>
    <desc>KC's beloved but broken down ’55 Ford Customline gets new life, but can Richard flip it to Shark Tank's Mark Cuban? George Foreman takes off with Richard's prize Mustang while Richard and Dennis haggle with a WW2 vet over a 38 Aston Martin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182406 +0000" stop="20260915190705 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer COPO Camaro - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Richard gets his hands dirty building a $100K 2013 COPO Camaro from the wheels up on the VIP assembly line. Aaron ignores his request to work on a newly arrived 1930 Model A. Instead, Aaron builds his own dream vehicle while the Monkeys tackle the A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190705 +0000" stop="20260915194934 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caddy Rust Bucket / Bel-Air Beauty, Part 1 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Richard buys a nest of cars including a '68 Cadillac Coupe de Ville that is so rusted out that Aaron and the guys want to mutiny, but not until they have a little fun with it first. Can Richard and Dennis save a piece of racing history from the crusher?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120631 +0000" stop="20260915122904 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Ride - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the guys learn that their friend hitchhikes despite their warnings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122904 +0000" stop="20260915125124 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soft Core - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rudy's friend Dustin gives Fat Albert and his friends the wrong sources on sex education.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125124 +0000" stop="20260915131348 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain, Pain, Go Away - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The gang's friend, Darrell, has been feeling tired and sickly, but doesn't think he needs to see the school nurse or a doctor. A concerned Fat Albert speaks to Darrell's parents, who make him go to the hospital. It's discovered he has Hodgkin's disease, a form of cancer of the lymph nodes. But because it's in a localized area and it was detected early, it can be treated easily. Afterward, he and his parents express their gratitude to Fat Albert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131348 +0000" stop="20260915133609 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rainbow - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Elisa has trouble accepting mixed-race children, especially when Kim, the gang's other classmate is the son of an interracial couple. She avoids interacting with him and runs off rather than play games with the group. She wanders into the old garment factory, which is condemned and winds up in danger. Kim and Fat Albert are able to enact a rescue and Elisa is able to learn a valuable lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133609 +0000" stop="20260915135854 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Beau and Francie are brother and sister. However, Beau lets it slip that Francie was adopted by their parents. After she confronts them, the parents indeed admit they adopted her when she was a baby. Francie is distraught and runs away, only to wind up in danger as she falls into a river and will get pulled into a drain tunnel. Beau and Fat Albert are able to save her in time and the family reunite proving that they love their daughter now matter what.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135854 +0000" stop="20260915142134 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Pickin's - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The gang is impressed with the number of material items Steve and Claudia have, giving them the impression they're rich. However, when Fat Albert investigates, he learns the twin siblings are routine shoplifters, stealing the various items from department stores and selling them to other kids. Fat Albert later notifies their parents, who indeed find some of the stolen items in their rooms. The twins think they'll never be caught. However, when a stockboy is arrested, accused of being the thief, they feel guilty and confess their crimes to the store manager.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142134 +0000" stop="20260915144356 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Ol' Dudes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The gang's friend Richard has a tendency to "borrow" his uncle's car and gives them joyrides throughout town. He then takes a neighbor's car out while he's away, giving the gang another joyride. However, this leads to danger as their ride gets out of control and the car winds up in a lake. Fat Albert arrives in the nick of time to rescue them. As a result, Richard has to face the consequences with the police, his parents, and the neighbor who owns the car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144356 +0000" stop="20260915150612 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads or Trails - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Weird Harold develops a gambling habit and tries to convince the gang to bet in a horse race. When they initially decline to contribute, Harold becomes an errand boy for Sheldon, a hustler, who promises to pay him. He's able to convince the others to join him, but Fat Albert refuses as he tries to talk sense into the gang. When the gang's sure bet loses, Weird Harold has to face the consequences for his actions as Sheldon has already since he was thrown in jail for his scams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150612 +0000" stop="20260915152854 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot of Gold - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The gang's classmate Patty was a straight-A student until she fell into the drug scene and now gets regularly high on marijuana. When the gang meets her drug pusher, Rudy is tempted to try it himself, but has a change of heart when he sees Patty in danger. He and Fat Albert are able to save her. They and a police officer meet with Patty's parents about her problem and she agrees to help get the pusher arrested, which is the first step on her road to recovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152854 +0000" stop="20260915155135 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gunslinger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The gang's friend Shawn thinks he's cool by carrying around his father's gun. All are impressed except Fat Albert, who goes to his parents in an effort to stop him. Though the gun is usually unloaded, Rudy finds a bullet which enables Shawn to use it for target practice. But a near tragedy occurs when the gun backfires, severely injuring his hand. Fortunately, his father had medical training which helps to save his son. As a result, the gang learns a valuable lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155135 +0000" stop="20260915161418 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Habla Español - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Rosita is a shy Mexican-American girl in the gang's class. Rudy ridicules her for her halting English, prompting her to miss class for a couple of days. When Fat Albert tries to intervene, they're interrupted when a fellow Hispanic has an emergency kitchen fire. With quick thinking and communication, they're able to put out the fire with little damage. Back at school, Miss Wucher assigns a project for the kids aimed at illustrating that they all have a heritage of which to be proud. Rosita is surprised the gang know of famous Mexican figures in history after returning to class and interacting with the gang again, eventually getting the last laugh on Rudy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161418 +0000" stop="20260915163639 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two by Two - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The gang's friends, Arden and Baron, are so in love with each other, they want to drop out of school and get married as soon as possible. At first, they don't care what others think, but then begin to have second thoughts when Arden realizes she won't be able to go to the high school prom or get her diploma. Then Fat Albert has Baron meet Mudfoot, who introduces him to Ellen, a woman just a few years older than Baron. She and her husband Joey rushed into marriage around his age, but once on their own, had trouble finding steady jobs, paying their bills, weren't able to keep their new car, and couldn't even afford a phone once their daughter was born. These factors help Arden and Baron reconsider their decision and now choose to wait to see how things will turn out to better prepare them for life as adults.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163639 +0000" stop="20260915165859 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parking Dog - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert has doubts about the ability of his friends Cosgrove and Doreen to accept the responsibility of owning a new puppy. Sure enough, instead of taking little Freddie for a much-needed walk, they leave him unattended in the kitchen and he runs off to play. Poor Freddie escapes through the window and ends up on the highway, becoming endangered by the heavy traffic. Luckily, Fat Albert is able to call the police, who are able to save the puppy in time. After the big scare, Cosgrove and Doreen learn a hard lesson about responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165859 +0000" stop="20260915172142 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water You Waiting For? - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a camping trip to Cedar Lake where they meet some new people. Along the way, Fat Albert takes a particular interest in Janine, a pretty girl, and brags about his knowledge of water safety, only to find himself embarrassed when he learns she's the camp's main lifeguard, who knows more about safety than he thinks. The two get along and she makes him her assistant lifeguard. Eventually, their teamwork comes in handy when Rudy's prank on Russell backfires, leading both to jeopardy. After the narrow rescue, the gang and their new friends get a firsthand lesson in water safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172142 +0000" stop="20260915174403 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Father - S07E05</title>
    <desc>After her father passed away, Buffy's mother recently started dating again and Mr. Haney is becoming more involved in their lives, much to Buffy's reluctance. She becomes further resistant when they announce they'll be getting married. Buffy runs away from home and hides out at the amusement park, even though it's closed. She winds up in danger as the gang track her down. Fortunately, Mr. Haney is able to save her in time and Buffy is willing to accept him as part of the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174403 +0000" stop="20260915180646 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Double Cross - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The gang's friend Melinda tells them of a group she's taken interest to known as Double Cross. However, they don't care for Fat Albert and company because they're not of the same ethnic background. Mudfoot introduces Fat Albert to a rabbi who tells him of the tough life he had when the Nazis invaded his homeland. Later, Fat Albert confronts George, the Double Cross leader about his racism. Then late at night, George tries to vandalize a Jewish synagogue before he slips and gets himself in danger. Fat Albert and the police are able to mount a rescue, and George is arrested for his vandalism. Afterward, Melinda learns her lesson about who the true special people are in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180646 +0000" stop="20260915182929 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Girl Found - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Greta is a teenage runaway who steals the gang's television and sells it to get what little money she can. Fat Albert tries to help Greta change her ways and Mudfoot tells her the story of Hansel and Gretel in hopes she'll return home to her family. Greta eventually runs afoul of a gang who plan on stealing some bicycles. Fat Albert comes to her aid at the train yard despite the odds. Luckily, Weird Harold gets the police at the scene to rescue them in the nick of time. After her close call, Greta makes a much-needed phone call to her mother, eventually taking the first steps to return home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182929 +0000" stop="20260915185213 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch That First Step - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the gang meet Marcus, a good athlete who's recently moved into the neighborhood. They invite him to play in an upcoming father/son baseball game, but he's reluctant to go, mentioning his father is out of town. But the true reason is revealed when he shows up after all, and everyone sees him drunk. It's eventually learned that Marcus' father in an alcoholic. Marcus and his sister Michelle run away from home to avoid the problem. After initially getting into danger, they go to the gang's clubhouse where Fat Albert convinces them to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. There, they learn not to be ashamed or angry of their father and decide to return home to help their mother face the situation in hopes they can get him to recovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185213 +0000" stop="20260915191344 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have a Heart - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The gang stays after school to learn about CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation), but Rudy ditches the class early to focus more on basketball. When Mudfoot stops by, he joins him in practice and gives his usual advice on the importance of education. Shortly afterward, he has a heart attack and Rudy is unable to help. Luckily, the gang leaving CPR class, is able to intervene with Fat Albert giving Mudfoot CPR while others call the paramedics. Mudfoot recovers and Rudy learns an important lesson, deciding to take the CPR class to be better prepared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191344 +0000" stop="20260915193515 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch Thy Neightborhood - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dumb Donald's house is robbed, Officer Gomez gathers the community together where Fat Albert and the gang learn all about the neighborhood watch. Afterward, when they go to the movies, Rudy forgets his money and decides to go back home. Fat Albert accompanies him and along the way, they see a strange van pulling up at a home which is unoccupied as the neighbors are away on vacation. They guys then go back to Fat Albert's home where his mother calls the police, who quickly arrive and apprehend the burglars. Officer Gomez commends the boys for doing everything right, including staying out of the way, making no effort to catch the criminals themselves and calling the police right away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193515 +0000" stop="20260915195646 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cosby's Classics - S08E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang is unable to watch The Brown Hornet when the TV breaks down, they rendezvous with Bill Cosby himself, who entertains the guys with the tall tale of Paul Bunyan, Babe the Big Blue Ox, and his new best friend Brimstone Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120552 +0000" stop="20260915124826 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Can Kill - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Single mom Kathy wants a good life for herself and her son. That life soon includes wannabe rap star Juan, who has ambitions of his own. But their dreams clash and tempers erupt when Kathy decides she wants more out of life - no matter what the cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124826 +0000" stop="20260915133213 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Silence - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bob and Becky Klosterman are a model couple - fit, attractive and well spoken.Bob is a retired high ranking Navy commander and Becky a busy homemaker. Their life seems ideal, until one of them snaps. Suddenly, their prefect life explodes at the seams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133213 +0000" stop="20260915141600 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood and Wine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Nancy Lyon mysteriously dies in hospital, suspicions soon fall on her husband Richard. But soon other suspects are revealed: could it have been her brother? Did Nancy take her own life? Or did she deliberately try and frame her husband?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141600 +0000" stop="20260915145947 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets of a Dying Man - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Angelo Heddington and Elizabeth Rudavsky have a whirlwind romance that is followed by a shotgun wedding and news they're having a baby. But their union is built on layers of outrageous lies and the escalating violence will culminate in tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145947 +0000" stop="20260915154318 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Seduction - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Soon after John Pitman and Tracey Richter are married, John fears for his life. The family pets disappear, Tracey pulls a gun, and a private eye claims that Tracey is out to get him. But a neighbor ends up dead and Tracey says that John is behind it all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154318 +0000" stop="20260915162704 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in the Family - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kraig and Karen Kahler enjoy a life of influence and privilege in the town of Weatherford Texas. Just beneath the surface of their marriage however lies a mix of sexual obsession and control that will spin out of control and destroy everything they have.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162704 +0000" stop="20260915171051 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lies and Death - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Donna and Gulam Moonda are the envy of many. She's an all-American girl and he's a wealthy doctor more than twenty years her senior. Their romance thrives, until a mystery gunman blows away the façade of perfection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171051 +0000" stop="20260915175438 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Cheatin' Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Chris and Karon Pugh seem like a model working class couple living in a small seaside town. The neighbors admire their spotless house, and busy schedule. But the clean house hides some very dirty secrets that will result in unimaginable violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175438 +0000" stop="20260915183808 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exquisite Lies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Daryl and Dante Sutorius, revel in the luxuries of their exclusive Cincinnati neighborhood. They have a pristine home with a Jaguar parked out front. But the newly married couple has dark secrets that will tragically unravel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183808 +0000" stop="20260915192055 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Edge of Love - S01E09</title>
    <desc>High school sweethearts Bob Duke and Liana Davidson marry young and have their first baby soon after. But the shattered dreams of youth will plunge one of them to depths of despair - and the other to the bottom of a cliff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121049 +0000" stop="20260915123604 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And God Created Woman - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy 'Bejewelled with Kisses', comes to stay on the island, and Ted thinks she's fallen for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123604 +0000" stop="20260915130044 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sister Mulligan's visit to Craggy Island ends dramatically when Father Jack drinks a bottle of polish and dies. Ted and Dougal's grief's tempered by the fact that he's left them half a million pounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130044 +0000" stop="20260915132505 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ted, Dougal and Jack head off on their summer holidays to Father O'Rourke's caravan in Kilkenny. Unfortunately, a run-in with some naked neighbours gets the holy men's holiday off to a sticky start.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132505 +0000" stop="20260915134927 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think Fast, Father Ted - S02E02</title>
    <desc>There's a leaky roof threatening to collapse on Father Jack, and Ted receives a car from Bishop Brennan for a raffle prize, but as usual, things go horribly wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134927 +0000" stop="20260915141416 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tentacles of Doom - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Three bishops are on their way to Craggy Island to upgrade the Holy Stone of Clonrickert to a Class II relic, and Ted is determined that Dougal and Jack be on their best behaviour. As if...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141416 +0000" stop="20260915143842 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Grey Whistle Theft - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143842 +0000" stop="20260915150252 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Song for Europe - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ted and Dougal decide to enter the 1996 Eurosong Contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150252 +0000" stop="20260915152646 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plague - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Father Dougal is very excited about his new pet rabbit, Sampras. Meanwhile, rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan is due to arrive to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152646 +0000" stop="20260915155107 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock-a-Hula Ted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An aggressive protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with this clash of feminism and womanhood?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155107 +0000" stop="20260915161534 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is fast approaching, so Ted decides to get on with the important business of sacrificing something for Lent... but what should he choose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161534 +0000" stop="20260915163900 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Jack City - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack is rushed to St. Clabbert's Old Priests Home when his hands become worryingly hairy. And his replacement is even more of a nightmare than the great man himself...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163900 +0000" stop="20260915170251 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight into Terror - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, Ted, Jack and Dougal find themselves in mortal danger when Dougal visits the cockpit and does something really, really stupid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170251 +0000" stop="20260915172714 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Right There Father Ted? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A perfect square of dirt on the window and an ill-conceived and unfortunately-timed impression lead to rumours that Ted is a bit of a racist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172714 +0000" stop="20260915175120 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ted bets the annual heating allowance on Chris the sheep to win the island's annual sheep trials.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175120 +0000" stop="20260915181602 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Ted gets Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's randy milkman, sacked, Dougal takes over the round. But Pat plants a bomb on the milk float to get his revenge. Can Ted save Dougal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181602 +0000" stop="20260915184015 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mainland - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. But what will go wrong this time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184015 +0000" stop="20260915190406 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Victory - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted realises that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190406 +0000" stop="20260915192822 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After losing a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, just when the Bishop's about to visit Craggy Island to see an image that miraculously appeared on Ted's skirting board...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192822 +0000" stop="20260915195230 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nearly Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Singing sensation Eoin McLove, at Number One for 27 weeks with My Lovely Mayo Mammy, secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122947 +0000" stop="20260915131346 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Attack; Snake Pit; Beam Walk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Dog Attack   Contestants would have to fire a starter's pistol and run to a finish line in a padded suit.  After they fired the pistol, a trained attack dog would attempt to take them down.  They would have a minute to cross the finish line.  In the event that not everyone completed the stunt, the four contestants to get closest to the finish line would advance to the next round.
Stunt #2: Snake Pit   Contestants would have to lie in a pit and be covered with 24 snakes, including a 16-foot boa constrictor.  Everyone who stayed in the pit for three minutes would advance to the finals.  If anyone was bit, they would automatically advance.
Stunt #3: Beam Walk   Contestants would have to walk across a 6½-inch wide balance beam over 100 feet high, retrieve a flag, walk back across, and plant the flag.  The contestant to do this the fastest would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131346 +0000" stop="20260915135745 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sub Dive; Cricket Crunch; Speed Drop - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Sub Dive   Contestants would have to dive into 55 degree water, swim 7 feet down, and retrieve glow sticks from the underside of the sub.  The two men and the two women to collect the most glow sticks on one breath would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Cricket Crunch   Contestants would each have to throw a dart at a dartboard with numbers ranging from 1 to 8.  They were not told until afterward that the number they hit would represent the amount of live crickets they would have to eat.  Everyone who ate their designated number of crickets within the time limit (one minute per cricket) would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Speed Drop   Contestants would be hung by their ankles over 130 feet high and dropped down a zip line at 60 miles per hour.  As they went over a large target, they would have to drop a beanbag.  The contestant whose beanbag landed closest to the bull's-eye would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135745 +0000" stop="20260915144145 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Jump; Sheep's Eyes; Water Tank - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Hotel Jump    Contestants would have to climb out of a 12th floor hotel window and hang from a trapeze bar. They would then have to let go and plummet 120 feet to the ground with only a small cable to keep them from hitting the concrete. Everyone who did this would advance to the next round.
Stunt #2: Sheep's Eyes    Contestants would each have to eat 3 sheep eyeballs. Everyone who did this in the three-minute time limit would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Water Tank    Contestants would be hung upside-down and lowered into a tank of water. The contestant who could hold their breath the longest in the tank would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144145 +0000" stop="20260915152544 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrecking Ball; Testicles; Baby Rescue - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Wrecking Ball   Contestants would be harnessed to a crane and lifted over 120 feet in the air.  They would have one minute to pull a rip cor.  This would send them swinging toward the ground and smashing through a wooden wall at 50 miles per hour.  After going through the wall, they would have to drop a beanbag onto a large target.  The four contestants to get their beanbags closest to the bull's eye would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Testicles   Contestants would each have to eat two boiled buffalo testicles.  Everyone who ate the two testicles in four minutes would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Baby Rescue   Contestants would be seated in a car and submerged underwater. When a red light came on, they would have to retrieve a fake baby from the back seat, escape through front driver side window, and get the baby to a bassinet on the side of the pool.  During the stunt, contestants could get air from an air pocket in the back seat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152544 +0000" stop="20260915160640 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapeze; Pig Feast; Traverse - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Trapeze   Contestants would have to use specially placed handholds to climb to the top of a 35-foot telephone pole.  Once on top, they would have to jump 1½ times their body length, grab a trapeze, and hang on for 5 seconds.  Everyone who completed this stunt within 15 minutes would advance to the next round.
Stunt #2: Pig Feast   Contestants would each have to select a fortune cookie which contained a strip of paper with a pig part written on it.  The part written on the paper would be the pig part they would have to eat.  The parts were liver, kidney, heart, ear, tongue, and snout.  Everyone who ate their pig part in 4 minutes would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Traverse   As a semi truck drove down a highway at 45 miles per hour, contestants would have to climb across the side of the trailer using specially placed handholds.  When they got to the end, they would have to climb up on top of the truck.  The contestant to do this the fastest would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160640 +0000" stop="20260915165109 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Season Highlights - S01E10</title>
    <desc>This clip show featured highlights from first-season stunts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165109 +0000" stop="20260915174039 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus Surfing; Torture Cell; Swinging Circle (Celebrity Edition) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>This episode featured six celebrity contestants competing for charity. The winner would receive $50,000 for their charity, and the others would receive $25,000 for their charities.
Stunt #1: Bus Surfing    As a double-decker bus swerved through a deserted city street, contestants would have to maneuver around atop the bus and collect flags from the edges of the roof. Flags that contestants grabbed while on their knees would not count. The two men and the two women to collect the most flags would advance to the next round. The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Torture Cell    Contestants would have to stick their heads in a Plexiglas box with hundreds of super worms, 40 millipedes, and 20 emperor scorpions. Everyone who stayed in the box for three minutes would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Swinging Circle    Contestants would have to walk the circumference of a tilted circular balance beam hanging over 100 feet above the ground. The contestant get around the circle fastest would</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174039 +0000" stop="20260915182156 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airplane Walk; Snake Face-off; Car Launch - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Airplane Walk   Contestants would have to climb out on the wing of a bi-plane as it flew at 100 miles per hour and over 4,000 feet above the ground.  They would have to release a flag at the end of the wing and return to the cockpit.  The two men and the two women to complete this stunt the fastest would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Snake Face-off   Contestants would have to bob for plums in a tank containing 50 water snakes and a constrictor snake. The three contestants to retrieve the most plums in two minutes would advance the finals.  The slowest person would be eliminated.
Stunt #3: Car Launch   Contestants would have to crash a car through a guard rail and launch it off the third level of a parking garage.  The car would land in a large pile of boxes.  The contestant who could launch their car the furthest distance would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182156 +0000" stop="20260915190549 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull Riding; Eat Brains; Zip Line - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Bull Riding   Contestants would each have to ride a 2,000 pound bull.  The two men and the two women who stayed on their bulls the longest would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Eat Brains   Contestants would have to play a Fear Factor Poker game to determine the amount of cow brain they would have to eat.  They would be dealt four cards with possible values of 0, ¼, ½, and ¾.  They would have one opportunity to trade in the cards of their choice for new cards.  After exchanging their cards, their total would be added up.  Everyone who ate their designated amount of cow brain within the time limit (one minute for every ¼ brain) would advance the finals.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #3: Zip Line   Contestants would hang from handlebars on a zip line at the top deck of the Queen Mary, approximately 100 feet over the water.  As they raced down the zip line at up to 40 miles per hour, they would have to drop into a target zone with n</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190549 +0000" stop="20260915194943 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boat Jump; Swimming with the Fishes; Flag Snag - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Boat Jump   As two ultra boats raced down a lake at 40 miles per hour, contestants would have to jump the gap between them that was approximately 7 feet wide and land on the second boat.  Contestants who jumped from boat to boat successfully would advance to the next round.
Stunt #2: Swimming with the Fishes   Contestants would have three minutes to swim around in a tank containing 10 tons of dead squid, retrieve 5-pound weights, and hang them on a hook overhead.  The contestant to retrieve the least weights would be eliminated.
Stunt #3: Flag Snag   Contestants would have to shimmy out to the end of horizontal pole jutting from a rooftop 20 stories high.  They would have to grab a flag, bring it back to the rooftop, clip the flag on a pole, and raise it.  The contestant to complete this stunt the fastest would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120334 +0000" stop="20260915124505 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Nick and Jake set out to handle a delicate situation; the Ranch prepares for a threat greater than any they've faced before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124505 +0000" stop="20260915132806 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Land is Your Land - S03E13</title>
    <desc>With the Ranchers trapped and without hope, Alicia is thrust into a position of leadership where she's forced to make life-changing decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132806 +0000" stop="20260915141204 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Matadero - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Alicia encounters a potential ally; Ofelia fights for survival; Nick uses his skill set for profit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141204 +0000" stop="20260915145750 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things Bad Begun - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Strand's motives are made clear when Nick discovers a new threat descending on the dam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145750 +0000" stop="20260915154030 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleigh Ride - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Madison faces a horrifying revelation and the Clark family is pushed to new extremes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154030 +0000" stop="20260915162952 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Story? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A lone traveler’s wearying journey is interrupted by new acquaintances, some who become friend, others who become foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162952 +0000" stop="20260915171324 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Day in the Diamond - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A troubled survivor finds allies in an unexpected place. The life Madison has fought to build comes under threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171324 +0000" stop="20260915175819 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Out Here - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Madison and Morgan try to help Nick find inner peace. A quest for revenge exacts its toll on the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175819 +0000" stop="20260915184438 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Al's questioning uncovers some surprising truths about the group's past. John Dorie receives unexpected news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184438 +0000" stop="20260915193027 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laura - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a wounded visitor in John Dorie's life forces him to change his ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121229 +0000" stop="20260915123832 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last of the Zanadus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Major Jim Ireland returns to Earth after 10 years in space. However, no one is aware he has become an agent for Kudos, the only survivor from the planet Zanadu, who wants revenge on all Lazoones for destroying his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123832 +0000" stop="20260915130444 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet of Platonia - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Fireball XL5 foils an attempted bombing while transporting the King of Platonia. They unravel a plot to send two planets into war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130444 +0000" stop="20260915133054 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Triads - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After detecting a series of massive explosions in space, Steve and the crew of XL5 find a planet three times bigger than Earth, but they soon crash land...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133054 +0000" stop="20260915135700 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings of Danger - S01E15</title>
    <desc>On Planet 46, the Subterraineans plan revenge on Zodiac and send a robot bird to infect him with radium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135700 +0000" stop="20260915142304 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Convict in Space - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After top secret plans are stolen from Earth, XL5 enocunters Boris and Griselda, but Matt is captured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142304 +0000" stop="20260915144921 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Vacation - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Kernak, ruler of Kemple, plots the resettlement of his people to Planet Olympus by poisoning Olympus' ruler's son. Venus and Matt are captured and must be rescued by Steve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144921 +0000" stop="20260915151533 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to Danger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Lt. Ninety qualifies for his astronauts wings by landing XL5 in one piece and then piloting XL1 off the launch rail; but on his return to Earth his capsule catches fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151533 +0000" stop="20260915154135 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner on the Lost Planet - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Fireball XL5 receives a distress call on a distant planet, and Steve Zodiac journeys to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154135 +0000" stop="20260915160749 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Planet - S01E20</title>
    <desc>At Space Observatory 1, Matt and Dr. Stamp work on a new Ultrascope space probe. However, the people of the planet the probe is sent to observe don't take too kindly to being watched and kidnap the scientists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160749 +0000" stop="20260915163349 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert to the Rescue - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While stargazing, Prof. Matic discovers a new planet, but it doesn't read on any electronic instruments. Curious, Steve and the others set out in the XL5 to investigate, and find that the planet is more sinister than first thought...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163349 +0000" stop="20260915170004 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Cargo - S01E22</title>
    <desc>On a survey of Pharos, the crew of XL5 disocver the planet is unstable and must be destroyed. After setting up bombs, someone traps Steve and the others in with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170004 +0000" stop="20260915172611 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the TA2 - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Whilst on patrol, the XL5 comes across the wreck of an old spaceship. Setting out to investigate, they find it to be the TA2, that disappeared in the 2020's, and the hunt is on to find her pilot...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172611 +0000" stop="20260915175214 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drama at Space City - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With Steve and Venus on vacation, Commander Zero is left to look after Zoonie the Lazoon, who causes havoc in Space City with Commander Zeros' son, Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175214 +0000" stop="20260915181823 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1875 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Matt completes his new time machine and sends Robert back to 1875, but Steve, Venus and Zero are accidently sent back as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181823 +0000" stop="20260915184431 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Granatoid Tanks - S01E26</title>
    <desc>On Planet 73, two scientists working at a mineral research lab discover they are in the path of six tanks controlled by Granatoid robots. The tanks can only be stopped with a rare material, but all the supplies have run out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184431 +0000" stop="20260915191039 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot Freighter Mystery - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Robot freighters are being sabotaged by a shoddy space salvage company, and Steve Zodiac is determined to find the proof he needs to bring the sleazy brothers to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191039 +0000" stop="20260915193649 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whistle for Danger - S01E28</title>
    <desc>On planet Floran, the crew of XL5 try to discover what is killing the vegetation. However the native people believe them to be an invasion force and drug their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123012 +0000" stop="20260915131445 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ariel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On return to Ariel, Simon hires the crew out to smuggle River into a hospital so Simon can figure out what the Alliance did to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131445 +0000" stop="20260915135920 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Stories - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tensions begin to run high on board the Serenity when Wash finds himself feeling threatened by the closeness between Mal and Zoe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135920 +0000" stop="20260915144350 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Objects in Space - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bounty hunter named Jubal Early sets his sites on capturing River Tam and manages to sneak aboard the Serenity in deep space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144350 +0000" stop="20260915152824 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serenity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In desperate times, the crew of Serenity is transporting passengers to another planet, only to discover that one of them has smuggled something strange in their cargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152824 +0000" stop="20260915161247 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Gold - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Serenity goes to the moon of Deadwood to answer a distress call from Inara’s old friend who runs a brothel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161247 +0000" stop="20260915165721 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trash - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mal has to make a tough choice in whether he should trust Saffron when she offers the Serenity crew an opportunity to make a lot of money on a risky job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165721 +0000" stop="20260915174211 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Message - S01E14</title>
    <desc>What starts out as a nice day at a space station goes very wrong when Mal and Zoe receive the corpse of their old war buddy in the mail.</desc>
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    <title>The Train Job - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Serenity crew is coerced into pulling a train robbery. When they discover the stolen cargo is actually medicine intended for refugees, they are forced to reevaluate their priorities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190853 +0000" stop="20260915195214 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushwhacked - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Serenity crew drifts upon the ruins of a colony ship and goes on a salvage mission. The expedition turns from bad to worse when the entire crew massacred… except for one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121043 +0000" stop="20260915125544 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foolproof Alibi/Left Behind - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In Miami, when a young father-to-be is gunned down in broad daylight, Sgt. Eunice Cooper and Detective Ervens Ford are sure they know who did it. But when their primary suspect claims he was at home when the shooting occurred, and has the record from his GPS ankle bracelet to prove it, they must work against the odds to catch their killer. In Phoenix, Detectives Steve Orona and Jeremy Rosenthal respond to a call of a foul odor coming from an apartment. When they arrive at the scene their worst fears are realized. The body of a woman, wrapped in a blanket, is decomposing on the floor of the bathroom. The detectives are now in a race against time to try and find the killer. They chase their suspect to Mexico, hoping to find him before he disappears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125544 +0000" stop="20260915134042 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Dollar Murder/Murder in Liberty City - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With a dead store clerk, evidence is not hard to find. But what will hold the key to solving the murder? A dead man and a wounded man…is there a connection?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134042 +0000" stop="20260915142536 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torched - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A rental car turns up torched and an unidentified victim is inside. A plot of crime is discovered and detectives search to find everyone…but will they disappear before they can be found?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142536 +0000" stop="20260915151036 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point Blank/Shoot Out - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Two dead men will take detectives down separate paths to find the killers. Clues are found that will lead one detective across state lines and another to an uncooperative witness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151036 +0000" stop="20260915155531 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Exit/Out Cold - S03E09</title>
    <desc>With the discovery of two male bodies detectives are left to find answers for the families. About all the detectives know is that the cases are homicides. Investigating these mysterious cases will hopefully lead to a killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155531 +0000" stop="20260915163848 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man Running/Crash - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When two men are found dead, one on the porch the other in front of the auto body shop, detectives are left to find answers. With the discovery of a trail of blood and a cell phone…detectives may or may not have found witnesses. But they might have even found a killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163848 +0000" stop="20260915172347 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Ties/Last Call - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Three young people are found dead. Getting all the facts to prove plain murder or murder suicide is the task at hand. A frantic 911 call leads detectives to a front lawn that holds the body of a young man. He was with his girlfriend the last time the mother her son alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172347 +0000" stop="20260915180840 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack of Lies - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A young man is found stabbed to death in his home. During the investigation some information surfaces that leads to drugs. Detectives will have to get deep in a drug ring to find the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180840 +0000" stop="20260915185335 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loved to Death/Unmasked - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A man has been gunned down in a convenience store. With the surveillance cameras keeping watch, the last few minutes of this man’s life are caught on tape. A gruesome murder in a high-rise condo, will send detectives on the trail of a killer. When they find a blood trail leading out of the building…the hunt is on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185335 +0000" stop="20260915193830 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inner Demons/Kids with Guns - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A man is gunned down outside his apartment. While looking for the shooter they find more info about their victim. Who he was and what he believed are two different things. Gun shots are fired: two are left dead and another left fighting for his life. With the only witness in a hospital bed, the race is on to find the shooters. Sadly what they detectives find is shocking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124032 +0000" stop="20260915132330 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Seeks Spacious Upgrade - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Bryce and Emily Sandvall want a new home for their family of five in the Woodway area that's not only right for their family but also has a traditional design style that they love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132330 +0000" stop="20260915140627 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Chapter for Family of Four - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After looking at houses for months with no luck, Gayle and Tim Jackson need help to find a new place for their family of four that has four bedrooms and three bathrooms that, ideally, can be renovated within their budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140627 +0000" stop="20260915144932 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Historic Tudor-Style Home for a New Family - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Chip and Joanna take on a historical project for Courtney and Joey Scrivano, who are ready to upgrade from their modest loft to a house where they can raise their new baby; the 1927 Tudor home is outdated and lacks a true master suite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144932 +0000" stop="20260915153230 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ranch House Reimagined - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Chip and Joanna work with the Aguilar family to find a forever home that fits their family of four and reflects their personal style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153230 +0000" stop="20260915161530 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip House To Family Project - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo return to their roots and work to give a home a clean, new look, until Jo decides she wants her sister and brother-in-law to buy the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161530 +0000" stop="20260915165830 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Chapter, New House - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo meet with a client who just purchased a 1950s bungalow hoping to make it her forever home after losing her husband to cancer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165830 +0000" stop="20260915174130 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Classic, Traditional Beauty - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A couple moves from Oregon to Waco, Texas, and enlists Chip and Jo to transform their bland, outdated home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174130 +0000" stop="20260915182429 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Modern Cabin Makeover - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Chip and Joanna team up with their friend Jimmy Don to transform a bland little house into a modern mountain cabin for his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182429 +0000" stop="20260915190728 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown for a Family in Need - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Chip and Joanna team up with Tim Tebow and his foundation to create a wheelchair accessible home for the Copp Family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190728 +0000" stop="20260915195027 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Budget for a Big House - S05E11</title>
    <desc>A couple has narrowed down their search to three homes that would work for their family of five. They task Chip and Jo with determining which house has the most renovation potential for their all-in budget of $850,000. Once they pick their house, Chip and Jo get to work transforming the house into a French country-meets-traditional style retreat. But with two large living rooms, two dining areas, and a brand new sunroom, will they be able to reach the finish line on time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122611 +0000" stop="20260915130844 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reverse-Flash Returns - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Cisco gets a vibe of Eobard Thawne, Barry and the team don’t believe it. But, after an attack at Mercury Labs, Christina McGee confirms that the Reverse Flash is back. Meanwhile, Iris and Francine share a nice moment that brings Iris closer to her brother, Wally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130844 +0000" stop="20260915135113 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Lane - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Barry teams up with Wells to figure out a way to close the breaches, but they are distracted by a meta-human nicknamed Tar Pit who can transform into liquid asphalt. Iris is concerned for Wally's safety after she finds out about his drag racing hobby. When he refuses to stop she makes a bold move that puts her in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135113 +0000" stop="20260915143345 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Earth-2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Barry, Wells and Cisco journey to Earth-2 to rescue Wells’ daughter, Jesse from Zoom. Barry is stunned when he runs into Earth-2 Iris and Joe, but nothing prepares him for meeting Killer Frost and Deathstorm. Meanwhile, back on Earth-1, Jay has to take over the Flash’s responsibilities when a meta-human nicknamed Geomancer attacks Central City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143345 +0000" stop="20260915151512 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Earth-2 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>On Earth-2, the team races to find Zoom's lair and asks for help from the most unexpected source. Meanwhile, back on Earth-1, Caitlin rushes to perfect Velocity-9 so that Jay can stop the Geomancer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151512 +0000" stop="20260915155741 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Shark - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When King Shark escapes from an A.R.G.U.S. holding tank, Lila and Diggle travel to Central City to warn The Flash. King Shark shows up at the West house and attacks Joe, Iris, Wally and Barry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155741 +0000" stop="20260915163922 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trajectory - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Deciding to blow off some steam, Barry and the team head out for a night on the town only to encounter an unexpected speedster who is up to no good. Meanwhile, Iris is challenged by an assignment from her new boss, and is surprised when friction turns to flirtation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163922 +0000" stop="20260915172135 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flash Back - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After the shocking revelation that Zoom is Jay Garrick, Barry is more determined than ever to get back to Earth-2 to stop Zoom forever. Desperate to find a way to increase his speed, Barry decides to travel back in time and masquerade as his earlier self in order to get his arch-nemesis, Dr. Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne, to teach him how to run faster. However, things don’t go as planned and Barry is stunned to face familiar foe Hartley Rathaway , as well as old friend Eddie Thawne. Meanwhile, Iris makes peace with her past in order to embrace her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172135 +0000" stop="20260915180403 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus Zoom - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Equipped with the tachyon device, Barry believes he is fast enough to stop Zoom and wants to open the breaches to catch him. Harry strongly advises against that plan but after Barry convinces him, Harry reveals that Cisco has the power to re-open the breach. Meanwhile, Hunter Zoloman’s painful story on Earth-2 is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180403 +0000" stop="20260915184636 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Normal - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A meta-human with super strength named Griffin Grey mistakes Harry for Earth-1 Harrison Wells and kidnaps him, demanding that Wells cure him from his current condition. Realizing another brilliant Wells could help track Griffin’s location, Barry asks Jesse to help. Meanwhile, Wally corners Joe about The Flash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184636 +0000" stop="20260915192904 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rupture - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Zoom arrives back on Earth-1 intent on taking over Central City. Barry and Wells come up with a plan to stop Zoom once and for all but it’s extremely dangerous. Unsure if he should take the risk, Barry reaches out to both fathers for advice. Henry is adamantly opposed to Barry risking his life again but Joe thinks he can handle it which puts the two men at odds with each other. Meanwhile, Cisco is shocked when he vibes the Earth-2 villain Rupture, who happens to be his brother Dante’s doppelganger. Rupture came to this Earth seeking justice for Reverb’s death. Iris decides she’s finally ready to open up to Barry about her feelings for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123606 +0000" stop="20260915131634 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Flavors - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Flav flies in the three remaining ladies' parents for a party that includes his six children and two grandchildren.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131634 +0000" stop="20260915135759 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh No She Didn't! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A clip show featuring second-season highlights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135759 +0000" stop="20260915145623 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flav Belize in Love - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In the second-season finale, Flav takes the last two contestants to Belize for a three-day getaway and spends 24 hours alone with each, getting massages on the beach and going snorkeling, before he selects a winner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145623 +0000" stop="20260915153609 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Lovin' - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The second-season cast reunited with Flav to dish on the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153609 +0000" stop="20260915161532 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Flav We Trust - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The third season kicks off with Flav meeting a new group of ladies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161532 +0000" stop="20260915165552 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Gurney - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The ladies dress up as nurses and explain to Flav how they would mend his broken heart. The three contestants with the best remedies earn a date with Flav. Meanwhile, the remaining gals hang around the house and, before long, tempers flare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165552 +0000" stop="20260915173612 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reindeer Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining 13 ladies develop a plan for a Flavor Flav-themed restaurant. Split into two teams, the gals come up with a menu, design the interior, and prepare a sample meal. The winning team gets a group date with Flav.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173612 +0000" stop="20260915181733 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things That Go Bump On The Lip - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Two ladies are picked to be ridicules by two opposing teams in the first Flavorette Roast Challenge. The best roaster wins a date with Flav that takes place at a shark tank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181733 +0000" stop="20260915185750 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lyin, The Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To test the ladies' maternal skills, Flav has them write a bedtime story and read it to a group of children. Later, the successful authors go on a date with Flav, while the losers plot to ensure one contestant gets eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185750 +0000" stop="20260915193805 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial "M" For Mystery Pimp Caller? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An outside caller creates a tempest among the final eight contestants, and two more are sent home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121312 +0000" stop="20260915123507 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slinging Mudcloth - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Two furniture-flipping couples both make a similar purchase at the flea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123507 +0000" stop="20260915125703 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters vs. Misters - S13E09</title>
    <desc>The teams shop their flip list and transform their purchases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125703 +0000" stop="20260915131858 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hot One at the Flea! - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Two teams of furniture flippers battle each other -- and the heat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131858 +0000" stop="20260915134031 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funky Junkers vs. Team Love - S13E11</title>
    <desc>A married couple faces off against two friends in an effort to win $5,000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134031 +0000" stop="20260915140204 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Flip is Electrified! - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Two designing ladies take on a team of creative metalworkers for $5,000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140204 +0000" stop="20260915142337 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time to Make Some Dough - S13E13</title>
    <desc>Two married couples learn that all is fair in love and flipping.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142337 +0000" stop="20260915144510 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shake Your Money Maker! - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Teams of pro flippers tackle a flip list that includes Shaker Chic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144510 +0000" stop="20260915150642 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping Neighbors - S13E15</title>
    <desc>Two teams of designing neighbors have a showdown at the flea market for $5,000. Each team gets $500 to find and flip three projects on their flip list, which includes: Mid-Century Remix, Sustainable Design and Unhinged. The neighbors then head back to the flea market where the one that makes the bigger profit takes home bragging rights and $5,000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150642 +0000" stop="20260915152815 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Far Can $100 Go? - S13E16</title>
    <desc>A pair of designing dudes take on a pair of junk-loving ladies for the chance to win $5,000. This time, each team gets a budget of only $100 plus a time limit of just one hour to find three projects of their choosing, which they must transform from "cheap to chic." The teams then hit the workshop where they create one-of-a-kind pieces to sell at the flea market for the biggest profit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152815 +0000" stop="20260915154946 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flea Market Flip - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Flea Markets are gold mines for interior designers and do-it-yourselfers! All you need is a little cash, a good eye, and imagination. Flea Market Flip puts two teams to the test--challenging them to find diamonds in the rough to rescue, recycle, and re-invent into decorating gems and resold for a profit. Hosted by Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer, a flea market fanatic, the teams are given 500 dollars and a limited time to hunt for pieces with potential and haggle for the lowest prices. Once purchased they'll head to the workshop to rebuild, refurbish or completely re-invent their finds, in hopes of creating treasures that will bring them a bigger profit. Then it's off to the next flea market, where the buyers are now sellers, trying to flip their finds in this winner take all competition. Whichever team makes more money with their re-imagined design pieces wins a cash prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154946 +0000" stop="20260915161104 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four's The Lucky Number - S01E02</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features sisters Lisa and Katie who grew up being dragged by their mother to flea markets and tag sales. They are taking on fabulous friends and stylists with fabulous taste, Nissa and Anson. Each team gets a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market. Both teams are only given one hour to shop for design projects that involve creating lighting fixtures, refurbishing upholstered pieces, and reimagining objects to give them a new purpose. After discovering some diamonds in the rough at the flea market, both teams put their design-savvy skills to the test, and get to work transforming and refurbishing their finds, in the hopes of turning a huge profit at New York's coolest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most selling their fixed up finds takes home a $5,000 prize. Hosted by Designer/Flea Marketer and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161104 +0000" stop="20260915163229 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down To The Penny - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features design-savvy and sassy sisters Susan and Jennifer taking on artistic friends Vanessa and Bao. Each team is given a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market. Given only one hour to scour the aisles, the teams must shop for design projects that feature a retro inspired design, a fabric project and transforming an eyesore into a chic design. After discovering some hidden gems at the flea market, both teams roll up their sleeves and get to work transforming and refurbishing their finds in the workshop, in the hopes of raking in big profits at New York's hippest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most money selling their re-imagined pieces goes home $5,000 richer. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Aficionado and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163229 +0000" stop="20260915165352 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creative Best Friends Flip - S01E04</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features urban upcyclers Tyagi and Jane going head-to-head with creative best friends Anne and Jenny. Each team gets a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at Connecticut's Elephant's Trunk Country Flea Market. The teams will have only one hour to shop for design projects that feature mixing and matching items to make something new, creating tribute pieces, and a "wild card" project - where anything goes. After haggling for bargains at the flea market, both teams get to work transforming their finds, in the hopes of outselling their competitors at New York's hip flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that outsells their competition goes home with $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market connoisseur and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165352 +0000" stop="20260915171525 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guys vs. Gals in Photo Finish - S01E05</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features New Yorkers Larry and Ivan, two brash buddies who love to build, as they go up against Amy and Janel, who are two friends that have a keen eye for design. Each team gets $500 to spend at Connecticut's Elephant's Trunk Country Flea Market on items to fix-up and flip. The teams only have one hour to shop for design projects that involve combining form and function, creating an original piece of art, and fashioning a durable design piece that can withstand the test of time. After finding their at the flea market, both teams get to work on transforming their finds, in the hopes of outselling the other team at New York's hippest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most selling their refurbished and reimagined pieces takes home $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Expert and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171525 +0000" stop="20260915173659 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Husband-Wife Teams Do Battle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On this episode of Flea Market Flip, it's the battle of the married couples, as Rachel and Kevin take on Trish and Dave. Each husband and wife team gets $500 to spend at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market on items that they must fix-up and flip. The teams have only one hour to shop for design projects that include transforming industrial items into stylish furniture, making seating out of unexpected pieces, and creating a matching set out of mismatched objects - to sell as a set. After striking some deals at the flea market, both teams use a bit of elbow grease as they transform their finds, in the hopes of outselling their competitors at New York's hip flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that comes out on top takes home $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Bargain Hunter and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173659 +0000" stop="20260915175832 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artsy vs. Bloggers Showdown - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On this episode of Flea Market Flip, artsy friends Katy and Sophia take on design bloggers, Andrew and Jessica. Each team gets $500 to spend at Connecticut's Elephant's Trunk Country Flea Market on items that they'll fix-up and flip, hopefully for a big profit. The teams only get one hour to shop for design projects that involve restoring furniture, repurposing pieces for outdoor living, and creating items for home entertaining. After haggling for hidden treasures at the flea market, both teams get their hands dirty transforming their finds, in the hopes of outselling their competitors at New York's chicest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most money, selling their refrib'd finds will take home $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Enthusiast and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175832 +0000" stop="20260915182005 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Classic Looks Given Updates - S01E08</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features the skilled flippers Rich and David battling it out with the dynamic design duo Angela and Andrea. Each team gets a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market. Both teams are only given one hour to shop for design projects that involve updating classic furniture that has good bones, creating fashionable storage, and refurbishing metal furniture pieces. After bargaining for some diamonds in the rough at the flea market, both teams put their design skills to the test, and get busy transforming their finds, in the hopes of flipping them for a huge profit at New York's trendsetting flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most on their sales takes home $5,000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Marketer Extraordinaire and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182005 +0000" stop="20260915184129 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Chaise - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Great friends Renita and Charmaine take on sweethearts John Paul and Ashleigh. Each team is given a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip items purchased at New York's Stormville Airport Flea Market. Given only one hour to find their items, the teams must shop for design projects that feature elements of glass, dining and wild card. After discovering some hidden gems, including a coveted chaise lounge, the teams get to work transforming their finds in the hopes of raking in big profits at New York's Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most net profit goes home $5,000 richer. For one team, it's a big risk, the chaise lounge will either pay off big or fall flat. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market expert and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184129 +0000" stop="20260915190248 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Gaudy Good? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Style hunters Nancy and Julie take on best friends Vanessa and Arthur, who describe their style as Gaudy Fabulous. Each team is given a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip items purchased at the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut. The teams shop for design projects that feature home entertaining, stylish seating and a pop of color. Then both teams head to the workshop to transform their finds. Next stop is New York's Brooklyn Flea, where the teams must try to sell their wares but will buyers agree that gaudy is good? Hosted by Designer/Flea Market shopper and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190248 +0000" stop="20260915192352 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prohibition and Pop Stars - S02E03</title>
    <desc>College friends Merry and Jessica square off against New York artisans Chuck and Suzanne. With only one hour and a $500 budget the teams race through the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut. They'll be hunting and haggling for design projects that feature upholstery, stylish storage, and inspirational design. Then with no time to waste the teams hit the workshop. Merry and Jessica go for a prohibition theme while Chuck and Suzanne create tribute pieces to the 80s. Which era will resonate with buyers at New York's Brooklyn Flea Will it be 80s nostalgia or speakeasy chic? The team that makes the most net profit goes home $5,000 richer. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market addict and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192352 +0000" stop="20260915194510 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goth vs. Glamour - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Goth lovebirds Clara and Micah spar with fashionistas Sophia and Geri. Sporting either 5 inch heels or their Victorian Goth look the teams are given a $500 budget and one hour to race down the aisles of the Elephant's Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut. The teams are tackling 3 design projects that feature creating a lighting fixture, a coffee table and taking on a reimagine project. Things don't go as planned in the workshop and dreams of making big profits are at risk when one team member seems to be a no show. The team that makes the most net profit at the Antiques Garage in New York City walks away $5,000 richer. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market authority and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121835 +0000" stop="20260915124334 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The eponymous Fleabag returns, joining an uncomfortable family dinner to celebrate Godmother and Dad’s engagement.  

Alongside familiar faces - uptight sister Claire and her alcoholic husband Martin - Fleabag find herself intrigued by Godmother’s new priest. The evening comes to a tempestuous end, however, when an unexpected attack brings old tensions bubbling to the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124334 +0000" stop="20260915130905 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A counselling session elicits an uncomfortable truth from Fleabag, and she finds herself somewhere unexpected. Elsewhere, a chat with Claire brings some unwelcome news, Martin and Fleabag face off, and Jake wonders where Claire is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130905 +0000" stop="20260915133202 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133202 +0000" stop="20260915135927 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135927 +0000" stop="20260915142229 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142229 +0000" stop="20260915144941 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144941 +0000" stop="20260915151604 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151604 +0000" stop="20260915154311 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally-fragile boyfriend, and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154311 +0000" stop="20260915160841 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160841 +0000" stop="20260915163454 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father.
Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163454 +0000" stop="20260915165752 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On the anniversary of her mother’s death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper…
Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165752 +0000" stop="20260915172348 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fleabag takes a date to her Godmother's Sex-hibition only to discover a few shocks are in store for her, including a declaration of love, a familiar piece of work, and an entire wall of surprises.
But where is Claire? The season finale forces Fleabag to face up to her actions, and to finally reveal what happened to her beloved friend, Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172348 +0000" stop="20260915174846 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The eponymous Fleabag returns, joining an uncomfortable family dinner to celebrate Godmother and Dad’s engagement.  

Alongside familiar faces - uptight sister Claire and her alcoholic husband Martin - Fleabag find herself intrigued by Godmother’s new priest. The evening comes to a tempestuous end, however, when an unexpected attack brings old tensions bubbling to the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174846 +0000" stop="20260915181417 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A counselling session elicits an uncomfortable truth from Fleabag, and she finds herself somewhere unexpected. Elsewhere, a chat with Claire brings some unwelcome news, Martin and Fleabag face off, and Jake wonders where Claire is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181417 +0000" stop="20260915183714 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183714 +0000" stop="20260915190440 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190440 +0000" stop="20260915192741 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192741 +0000" stop="20260915195453 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121452 +0000" stop="20260915124115 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweepstakes Ticket - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Barney hides the sweepstakes ticket he and Fred have bought in the lining of an old coat, which Betty subsequently gives to a passing hobo.  While the boys try to recover the ticket, convinced it is the winning one, Wilma and Betty have their own winning ticket stashed away at the Rubble's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124115 +0000" stop="20260915130735 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drive-In - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Fed up with their jobs, Fred and Barney secretly plan to buy a restaurant, but then Fred has to deal with a suspicious Wilma who wants to know why two young girls (carhops who are seeking a job) are calling for him, and what the messages regarding two tons of dino-burger meat mean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130735 +0000" stop="20260915133402 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prowler - S01E14</title>
    <desc>With a burglar on the loose in Bedrock, Betty decides to take judo lessons to protect herself.  When Wilma wants to take lesson also, Fred ridicules the idea, arguing that one glimpse of a burglar would send her running in fear.  To prove his point, Fred poses as the burglar and sneaks into the Rubble household, on the same night the real criminal shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133402 +0000" stop="20260915140024 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girls' Night Out - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Fred and Barney decide to treat their wives to a night out, at an amusement park.  Fred cuts a song at a recording booth as a souvenir but misplaces the record.  It is later discovered by a group of teens who pass it along to a deejay, and Fred is suddenly transformed into unwitting rock star "Hi-Fye."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140024 +0000" stop="20260915142644 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur Quarry's Dance Class - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Fred and Barney sign up for dance lessons at Arthur Quarry's so that they do not humiliate themselves at the charity ball.  Their excuse that they have joined the volunteer fire department falls apart when Betty and Wilma realize that the all-stone town of Bedrock is fire proof.  The wives then suspect that their husbands are slipping out to meet other women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142644 +0000" stop="20260915145304 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bank Robbery - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When he discovers a bag containing $86,000, Fred's dreams of being a wealthy man finally seem to be coming true.  But the money has been stolen from the bank, so Wilma and Betty force Fred and Barney to return the money to the bank, and unwittingly set them up as the primary suspects!  The wives set a trap for the real culprits and Fred ends up saving the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145304 +0000" stop="20260915151918 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snorkasaurus Hunter - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Would-be hunter Fred convinces Wilma and the Rubbles to spend their vacation time in the mountains, hunting for snorkasaurus.  Fred is successful in his hunt, but he gets more than he bargained for when the wives insist that the snorkasaurus be taken home as their new pet, Dino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151918 +0000" stop="20260915154534 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Piano - S01E19</title>
    <desc>To commemorate his tenth wedding anniversary (which he only remembers because it falls on "Trash Day"), Fred wants to buy Wilma a Stoneway piano.  He finds a hot deal - ultimately too hot - from a shady, cash-only businessman named 88 Fingers Louie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154534 +0000" stop="20260915161156 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hypnotist - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While attempting to demonstrate his skill as a hypnotist to his wife and the Rubbles, Fred manages to hypnotize Barney into thinking that he is a frisky puppy, and is then unable to bring him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161156 +0000" stop="20260915163817 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Letters on the Rocks - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jealous Fred's discovery of a love poem that was sent to Wilma prompts him to hire Bedrock's top detective Perry Gunite, to find out who the home-wrecking poet is.  Gunite's investigation mistakenly points to Barney.  Fred plans revenge against his friend until Wilma reminds her husband that he had written the poem himself years earlier during their courtship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163817 +0000" stop="20260915170332 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tycoon - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When industrial tycoon J.L. Gotrocks decides he wants to rub shoulders with the common people, dead-ringer Fred is hired to fill in for him in the board room.  Fred savors his new lifestyle at the country club, but the plan begins to unravel when J.L. demonstrates little tolerance for the common folk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170332 +0000" stop="20260915172951 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Astra' Nuts - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Thinking they are undergoing an examination for a physical contest, Fred and Barney mistakenly sign up for a three-year stint in the Army!  After a tearful goodbye to their wives they enter into the service, where they quickly blunder their way into volunteering for the first lunar landing mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172951 +0000" stop="20260915175620 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long, Long Weekend - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Friend Gus Gravel invites the Flintstones and the Rubbles to his seaside hotel for an all-expense-paid vacation.  But upon arriving, the four find that the hotel's planned "activities" seem more like work.  Gus finally confesses that his entire hotel staff has just resigned on the eve of a huge convention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175620 +0000" stop="20260915182241 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Dough - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Wilma and Betty are finalists in a television bake-off, but on the eve of the event, they contract measles.  Donning wigs and dresses, Fred and Barney take their places in the contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182241 +0000" stop="20260915184901 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Scout - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Assuming the command of a Boy Scout troop, Fred quickly learns the hazards of a "routine" camping trip.  Fred blunders his way through until an overnight flood leaves him and the troop hanging on a tree limb over a treacherous waterfall, hoping a ranger will rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184901 +0000" stop="20260915191520 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rooms for Rent - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Tired of hearing their husbands complain about finances, Wilma and Betty rent rooms to piano and bongo-playing student musicians.  Fred and Barney go along with the arrangement, unaware that their wives are providing the lodging in return for music and dancing lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191520 +0000" stop="20260915194143 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Flintstone: Before and After - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fred agrees to appear in a before-and-after weight reduction commercial, but is humiliated to learn that he is the before example.  An offer of $1,000 if he can drop twenty-five pounds in a month fails miserably, as does every other diet plan, until an overeaters group takes him on as a challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120732 +0000" stop="20260915123154 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Elephant (2) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>In an effort to raise money to pay off creditors of McCoy's Floating Zoo, Sandy and Bud join Bonnie McCoy in a scheme to run away with her father's elephant and chimpanzee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123154 +0000" stop="20260915125716 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Elephant (3) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Judy the chimp steals a briefcase full of money and Sean McCoy of McCoy's Floating Zoo is arrested. Sandy, Bud and Bonnie decide to put on a show with Flipper to raise money for her father's bail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125716 +0000" stop="20260915132238 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bud Minds Baby - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Like the heroes he sees on TV, Bud tries to rescue a damsel in distress, but fails to tell Porter or Sandy of his intentions, and suddenly finds himself caught in a dangerous rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132238 +0000" stop="20260915134800 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor Bud - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Bud trying to help an injured man and his wife marooned on a sailboat, has to call desperately for help from Flipper when the boat becomes caught in treacherous coral reefs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134800 +0000" stop="20260915141319 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call of the Dolphin - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Flipper, being a pack animal by instinct, is attracted by the sound of a school of dolphins and nothing Porter, Sandy or Bud can do will bring him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141319 +0000" stop="20260915143849 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper's Monster - S01E30</title>
    <desc>A motion picture company moves in to film an underwater monster picture in Coral Key Park, and Flipper become star struck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143849 +0000" stop="20260915150413 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Mermaid - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Flipper rescues a lady oceanographer from a barracuda and finds a permanent new friend as Ulla Norstrand joins the adventures of the Ricks family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150413 +0000" stop="20260915152831 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin in Pursuit (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When the Ricks family visits a deserted island, a fugitive steals their motor launch leaving them stranded without radio food or supplies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152831 +0000" stop="20260915155400 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin in Pursuit (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the conclusion of a two-part adventure, Flipper tows Porter Ricks to his stolen launch, where he finds that the thief has imprisoned Ulla and stolen her submarine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155400 +0000" stop="20260915161922 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper's Hour of Peril - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Flipper's natural curiosity gets him tangled up in a cable attached to a dangerous floating mine that could explode any minute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161922 +0000" stop="20260915164444 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coral Fever - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ranger Ricks is knocked unconscious by an underwater explosion while tracking down a coral poacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164444 +0000" stop="20260915171007 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior Ranger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A young know-it-all trainee ranger joins the Ricks family and finds that he still has a lot to learn when he disappoints Bud who thought of him as a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171007 +0000" stop="20260915173429 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ditching (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Things take an ominous turn for Sandy and Flipper when the plane carrying them to the Bahamas crashes in the Ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173429 +0000" stop="20260915175952 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ditching (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Flipper is the only hope of saving Sandy from drowning in a plane that crashed at sea, in the conclusion of this two part adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175952 +0000" stop="20260915182516 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Spy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Flipper and Sandy are duped into helping a spy when a secret instrument package from a rocket is lost in Coral Key Park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182516 +0000" stop="20260915185050 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin Patrol - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A school of killer sharks keep Sandy and Bud trapped in a sunken wreck while Flipper tries to arouse Porter Ricks to come to their aid.</desc>
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    <title>A Job for Sandy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Flipper fights to save Sandy's life and the lives of a film crew when he discovers a power leak in an underwater electric cable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191614 +0000" stop="20260915194136 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Horse Thieves - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While Bud shows off Flipper to his new friend Stevie, thieves steal Stevies valuable show horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120151 +0000" stop="20260915124312 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunger Envy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The gang get friendly with each other and some of the Panama City Beach locals. When one young woman tries to infiltrate their group, the ladies of the house start a turf war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124312 +0000" stop="20260915132432 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollar Draft Beer People - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle of the sexes heats up. The housemates head out to a local bar to blow off some steam, but soon find themselves in hot water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132432 +0000" stop="20260915140551 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Home to Me - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On the heels of a massive bar fight, the housemates become closer as a family. But a mysterious truth about Kayla Jo threatens to drive a wedge between them. Will another bar brawl make them tighter still, or pull them apart once and for all?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140551 +0000" stop="20260915144710 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love You Like a Brother - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After some harsh words at the bar, the gang comes together to show their strength in numbers. While Candace and Nilsa find guys who could have potential in the future, Aimee struggles to cope with the re-opened wounds of her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144710 +0000" stop="20260915152829 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Goddess Mermaid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Aimee spirals deeper into despair the housemates help her recognize her true self-worth. A friendly bet between the guys nearly breaks the house in two.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152829 +0000" stop="20260915160948 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drunken Words; Sober Thoughts - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tension continues to mount until an unexpected death in the family reminds all that life is too short. Soon enough, that lesson is forgotten and petty differences again threaten to blow the house apart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160948 +0000" stop="20260915165046 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snuggle Puddle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the summer winds down, the housemates invite their parents to join them. Things get surprisingly turn’t up! Later, the gang looks back at their summer–with all the trials and tribulations, laughs and lessons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165046 +0000" stop="20260915172828 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psycho Ass Beach - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The roommates head to Panama City Beach for another summer at the shore; when Codi and Gus pull a prank on Kortni, a fight breaks out between all the roommates; everyone rallies for their first night out in PCB.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172828 +0000" stop="20260915180949 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty But Worth It - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The bond between the roommates is slow to gel when harsh words open old wounds between Jeremiah and Codi and another prank puts the house on high alert over toothpaste; Gus has his new playboy attitude on display.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180949 +0000" stop="20260915185109 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Hunch or Not to Hunch? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In Nilsa's search for a good guy, she now has her sights set on Gus. Aimee is sick after a night of partying, and it could be more than just a hangover. When the roommates go out to celebrate Gus's birthday, an altercation occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185109 +0000" stop="20260915193230 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss La Vela - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Gus' birthday night ends in a disaster when the cops show up to arrest Kirk; the girls plan another surprise party for Gus to make up for his bad night; the roommates come together to support Candace and Nilsa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122235 +0000" stop="20260915124813 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Carlos - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The 19-year-old Korean orphan whom Carlos adopted shows up to meet him at last.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124813 +0000" stop="20260915131352 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candid Commercial - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A hidden-camera commercial for a detergent turns up an unlikely star: Sister Bertrille!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131352 +0000" stop="20260915133935 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gift for El Charro - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille helps a bullfighter when she volunteers to tutor him. But his manager is determined to get him back in the ring after learning that he is staying at the convent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133935 +0000" stop="20260915140453 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Generations Gap - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A witness in a car mishap decides to protect Sister Bertrille from being accused, only to have a music duo end up taking the blame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140453 +0000" stop="20260915143002 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Population - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille tries to save a playground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143002 +0000" stop="20260915145540 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Tears for Mrs. Thomas - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille helps a groom make it down the aisle on the fifth try by convincing him that he is not dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145540 +0000" stop="20260915154458 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Nun (pilot) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The arrival of Sister Bertrille to wind-swept Puerto Rico to start her life as a novice at the Convent San Tanco takes off when she discovers that she can fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154458 +0000" stop="20260915161027 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Convert - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille tries to explain her flying ability to Carlos Ramirez, who thinks he has seen a religious vision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161027 +0000" stop="20260915163632 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Cars for New - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille and Carlos turn the tables on a greedy used-car salesman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163632 +0000" stop="20260915170204 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bell for San Tanco - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille and Carlos try to salvage a sunken bell for the convent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170204 +0000" stop="20260915172807 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fatal Hibiscus - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The nuns learn Sister Bertrille is leaving and they think she is dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172807 +0000" stop="20260915175409 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Dodo Bird - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Despite training in psychology, a young priest can't cope with the problems of Convent San Tanco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175409 +0000" stop="20260915182013 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polly Wants a Cracked Head - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille and Sister Jaqueline try to find a home for Junior, a salty-tongued parrot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182013 +0000" stop="20260915184614 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ah Love, Could You and I Conspire - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A gangster's girlfriend takes refuge in the convent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184614 +0000" stop="20260915191215 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Nuns and Roses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The sisters try to raise money by bottling sea grape juice, but they get more than they bargain for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191215 +0000" stop="20260915193819 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Love from Irving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After helping a pelican on the beach, Sister Bertrille has to cope with a lovesick bird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121112 +0000" stop="20260915123207 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown Caller - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Leslie is exasperated by an unknown caller.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123207 +0000" stop="20260915125309 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Automatic Teller Machine (1) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Keisha meets a man named Eric while trapped inside an ATM room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125309 +0000" stop="20260915131411 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Automatic Teller Machine (2) - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Keisha and her new friend are caught.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131411 +0000" stop="20260915133513 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman Scorned - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The ladies look back at past relationships; the guys try to talk Richard into walking away from Keisha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133513 +0000" stop="20260915135614 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Talking - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Marcus is caught talking about another woman in his sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135614 +0000" stop="20260915141715 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalked (1) - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Joseph worries that Leslie's life is in danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141715 +0000" stop="20260915143817 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Told You So - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Season five begins with Richard's divorce settlement with Keisha leaves him in need of a new place to stay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143817 +0000" stop="20260915145920 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Certified Letter - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Angela and Marcus receive notification that Marcus is behind on child support of an unknown child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145920 +0000" stop="20260915152046 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Secret - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 6 premiere, the ladies share a big secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152046 +0000" stop="20260915154111 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodacious - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The guys are all at odds with their women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154111 +0000" stop="20260915160138 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And It Starts - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The women are very irritable as their husbands try to cope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160138 +0000" stop="20260915162201 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Over the Place - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Jennifer needs convincing to receive prenatal care.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162201 +0000" stop="20260915164222 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faking It - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The ladies reveal the results of their second home pregnancy tests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164222 +0000" stop="20260915170244 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got Her Card - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jennifer decides to take Richard's legal trouble into her own hands. With the help of a private investigator, Jennifer spoils Keisha's diabolical scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170244 +0000" stop="20260915172420 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Have Lived - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Marcus' ex-teammate shows up at C-Sports Now. The former athlete is in desperate need of a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172420 +0000" stop="20260915174443 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Voices - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The guys come to the rescue of William, Marcus' old teammate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174443 +0000" stop="20260915180552 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Lights Go Out - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After the death of a friend, Marcus and the gang try to cope. In the meantime another friend from the past shows up at Marcus' doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180552 +0000" stop="20260915182656 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misty Vine Hotel - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Benny lets Angela know that he is interested in reigniting the flame they once shared. Angela is confident she can resist, until Marcus makes it more difficult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182656 +0000" stop="20260915184800 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Tell or Not To Tell - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Angela laments over her decision to let Benny stay at the house. She has to decide whether or not to tell Marcus her secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184800 +0000" stop="20260915190904 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alarm - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Angela is restless because of her new house-guest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190904 +0000" stop="20260915193008 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Happened - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Angela is forced to explain herself, as Marcus questions the strength of Angela's commitment to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193008 +0000" stop="20260915195113 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way He Looks at Me - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Angela and Marcus' bond is tested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121158 +0000" stop="20260915123450 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During Paul's first week at Battersea, he is devastated to meet Sparkle, a mistreated Staffie who was found in a London park and is dangerously underweight. Paul helps the staff to find Sparkle a new home. He also helps the Battersea rehoming staff interview a potential new family for a Jack Russell Puppy Bonzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123450 +0000" stop="20260915125749 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A tiny stray Chihuahua cross Jack Russell called Bourbon arrives at Battersea heavily pregnant. An X-ray shows four puppies, which is too many for such a small dog to give birth to. As well as this Paul takes a trip to Crufts, where he is called upon to take part in the Staffie agility display.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125749 +0000" stop="20260915132046 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Paul helps out in the clinic with two dogs who came to Battersea as inseparable best friends and are trying to find a new home together. Labrador, Oliver and Bichon Frise, Heidi. They were brought in together by their owner, who couldn’t afford to keep them anymore. And Paul helps the staff before welcoming Battersea’s first celebrity ambassador David Gandy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132046 +0000" stop="20260915134341 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Battersea staff and dogs are going on an outing this week, across the Thames to visit the Chelsea Pensioners. Paul looks after one of Battersea’s most popular dogs, a Staffie called Marcel. Marcel is well known at the home because he hates his kennel and spends a lot of time in staff offices. They’ve all grown to know and love him, so how will they all feel if he finally gets a permanent home and it’s time to say goodbye? Paul also meets Honey a big cuddly Alaskan Malamute. Head vet Sean decides Honey needs to lose a few kilos for health reasons before they find her a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134341 +0000" stop="20260915142951 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>This week Paul helps the Battersea staff to deal with a tiny Chihuahua called Bobby who has a very big aggression problem. 15 year old Yorkshire Terrier, Dexter was left after his owner had a baby and couldn't look after him anymore, will the team at Battersea be able to find a new home for him. Paul also meets an anxious Golden Retriever called Skye who comes to Battersea after escaping from a house fire. He uses different essential oils to try and relax her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142951 +0000" stop="20260915151619 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>This week Paul helps a very stressed out Staffie called Comet with a massage. Meanwhile, the staff have to deal with an emergency when a litter of puppies arrive in a sealed box and close to death. Plus, Paul has to say goodbye to his favourite dog at Battersea, Carmine as he goes to a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151619 +0000" stop="20260915153906 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It’s Paul’s last week at Battersea, but the staff staff have a wonderful surprise waiting for him as they unveil a statue of Paul's dog Buster[4]. First he meets an elderly deaf dog called Rizzler. Paul accompanies Rizzler before his star appearance on the ITV series This Morning, hoping to find him a new home. Paul also revisits Bourbon and her puppies, who we met in episode two. There is very sad news when two of the puppies don’t survive, but a very moving moment when two more of the pups are reunited with their mum after being hand-reared since their birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153906 +0000" stop="20260915160156 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dog lover Paul O'Grady returns with a brand new series of the award-winning show in which he visits the staff and canine residents of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. The entertainer is in his element as he follows the progress of some of the dogs from their arrival through to their adoption by a new family. In the first episode of the series, Paul meets and falls in love with Frankie, a British bulldog whose wobbly back legs could be a sign of bigger problems. English mastiff King is a big dog with even bigger odour problems, so Paul and the team do what they can to improve his aroma in the hope of finding him a permanent home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160156 +0000" stop="20260915162444 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Paul meets mother and daughter Staffies Bella and Missy, who have been inseparable since Missy was born, the bond between them is so strong that vet Phil says that they must be rehomed together. Paul also meets three-month old, Mastiff puppies Una, Dots and Tresa, who have have had an unusual introduction to life, after being raised in a garage by a homeless man, until he was unable to care for them anymore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162444 +0000" stop="20260915164717 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In episode three, Paul meets four-month-old stray puppy Patrick, found wondering alone on a London street on St Patrick's Day. Just two days after arriving at Battersea, Patrick is rushed into the clinic with a horrific injury needing urgent surgery - a wooden kebab skewer sticking out of his tummy. Paul also meets Tyler, a Yorkshire Terrier who is brought into Battersea by his owner, a nurse working long shifts who has struggled to give him the love and attention he needs and a 12-week-old Shih Tzu puppy called Mimi, who arrives at Battersea because her family's other dog didn't get along with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164717 +0000" stop="20260915171033 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In episode four Paul meets Twinkle, a young Lurcher abandoned and left tied to the gates at Battersea's Kent branch. Twinkle can't be rehomed until she has reached a healthy weight, but with a potential new owner waiting in France, the pressure is on to put on the pounds and ever the optimist, Paul decides to teach Twinkle a few words of French in preparation. Paul also meets Buddy, a four-month old Terrier Cross. He has a severe case of ADD and bundles of energy, which Battersea dog behaviour expert Brian hopes to put to good use by finding him a place with a dog agility display team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171033 +0000" stop="20260915173323 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In episode five, Paul meets eight-year-old Visu, a Shih Tzu who was brought to Battersea by his owner who is too ill to look after him. In the last series, Paul fell in love with a puppy called Eddie at Battersea and ended up adopting him as a new member of the O'Grady family. But one year later, Paul has some concerns about the health of Eddie's nether regions and takes him to visit Battersea's head vet Shaun, explaining that Eddie's testicles haven't dropped. Paul also meets Minnie, a tiny, defenceless three-month-old puppy, found dumped on a doorstep in freezing cold weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173323 +0000" stop="20260915175615 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Paul catches up with the Jack Russell and Staffie cross puppies he met earlier in the series. Now nearly four weeks old, the adorable puppies are all thriving and ready to be weaned. Also this week, a young stray Staffie-Bullmastiff cross called Amber is brought in by a warden, in a terrible state. Bruised, battered and with nasty open wounds, she's a shocking sight and the staff suspect she's had a particularly horrible history, perhaps used as bait for dog fights. Amber is afraid of other dogs and Battersea's behaviourist Helen has her work cut out trying to rebuild her confidence and social skills, before a new home can be considered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175615 +0000" stop="20260915181906 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In episode 7, Paul meets a seriously neglected six-month-old Boxer, who was found chained to a tree in a London park. The Battersea staff name him Egg as he was found on the Easter weekend. Egg is seriously underweight and is being checked out by vet Phil. Paul also meets a tiny puppy called Flipper who was found inside a cardboard box. Flipper had been so badly mistreated and abused that she couldn't even walk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181906 +0000" stop="20260915184207 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In the final episode of the series, Paul meets Maggie, a nine-year-old Doberman who has been brought to Battersea after her owner had died. She's lost an eye and has a problem with her hips. It is already hard to find a home for older dogs but Maggie's health problems will make it especially difficult. Also starring in this episode is Nancy, a two year old Labrador cross, who was brought into Battersea heavily pregnant and extremely nervous. Paul then meets Mr Pickles, a one year old Beagle who loves to wind people up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184207 +0000" stop="20260915190526 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady is back for a third series as he heads back to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In this episode, he uses his powers of persuasion to get a portly Jack Russell fit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190526 +0000" stop="20260915192748 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady's series about Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. This episode sees a bulldog with an eye problem, a shih-tzu in need of physio, and a badly treated and neglected lurcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192748 +0000" stop="20260915194955 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>At Battersea Dogs and Cats Home Paul comes across a dog too petrified to leave her kennel. The staff bid farewell to a cheeky chihuahua, and a mastiff cross is taught some manners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120640 +0000" stop="20260915122824 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Getaway - S10E22</title>
    <desc>An employee of a dry-cleaner was raped and murdered in the store, and investigators thought themselves fortunate to have two eyewitnesses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122824 +0000" stop="20260915125006 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prints Among Thieves - S10E23</title>
    <desc>The murder of an eccentric millionaire was not entirely unexpected; he flaunted his wealth and cared little for personal security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125006 +0000" stop="20260915131148 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unholy Alliance - S10E24</title>
    <desc>When a young woman disappeared, police feared she was the latest victim in a string of similar crimes. But the MO wasn't quite right. A pair of bloody gloves, unique tire tracks, and ordinary grass and pine needles provided investigators with some extraordinary clues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131148 +0000" stop="20260915133356 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past Lives - S08E31</title>
    <desc>When a car catches fire and swerves off the road. Then it burns completely, there isn't a whole lot left to make identifications with. Lucky for Mr. Rutherford a medic alert and a watch survived the fire and lead forensic anthropologists onto the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133356 +0000" stop="20260915135535 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cop Out - S10E26</title>
    <desc>A college student was found dead, and the evidence suggested he knew his killer. Three hairs and some microscopic cells helped police to unravel a web of lies, and find the motive for murder. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 26.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135535 +0000" stop="20260915141714 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Obsession - S10E27</title>
    <desc>In an affluent suburb of Philadelphia, police were called to the scene of what appeared to be an accidental drowning. The investigation gradually focused on one person, a suspect who had more than a million reasons to want the victim dead. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 27.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141714 +0000" stop="20260915143858 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental Clue - S10E28</title>
    <desc>When two women from the same town were murdered in the same way, police feared a serial killer was on the loose. At first they thought the victims had nothing in common until they found tiny clues linking them to the same man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143858 +0000" stop="20260915150037 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moss, Not Grass - S10E29</title>
    <desc>A young woman was found dead on a golf course in the Bahamas. The grass on that course was so distinctive that it had evidentiary value. The evidence led police to two suspects.  Each blamed the other, and they had to find out who the killer was. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 29.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150037 +0000" stop="20260915152253 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over and Out - S08E32</title>
    <desc>When a pipe bomb ripped through a rural home, killing a young man and seriously injuring his mother, police had no idea who was responsible.  A lot number on a 9-volt battery and the remnants of a mailing label found on a computer’s hard drive enabled investigators to determine who sent the bomb, and why.  Originally aired as Season 8, Episode 32.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152253 +0000" stop="20260915154409 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Material Witness - S10E30</title>
    <desc>A teenager went missing after an evening of horseback riding; her body was found a month later, three miles from her home. The killer unknowingly left trace evidence behind, tiny but unmistakable clues that pointed to him and him alone. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 30.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154409 +0000" stop="20260915160549 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S10E31</title>
    <desc>When a popular disc jockey was found murdered in a community garden, police swung into action.  A sniffer dog and a blood spatter expert led police to the killer… and he’d been much closer than they realized. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 31.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160549 +0000" stop="20260915162732 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday School Ambush - S10E32</title>
    <desc>When a woman's husband was gunned down in his own garage by intruders, investigators worked tirelessly to find the assassins. But when they discovered that a wound sustained during the attack by the grieving widow may have been self-inflicted, they turned to science to help them unravel a twisted tale of lust, greed and deception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162732 +0000" stop="20260915164915 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penchant for Poison - S10E33</title>
    <desc>Three seemingly unrelated deaths proved to be serial murders. The killer had been careful - he used poison which had no taste or odour. Fortunately for investigators, it also had a unique chemical signature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164915 +0000" stop="20260915171031 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bump in the Night - S10E34</title>
    <desc>The crime scene was awash with blood. The victim had been brutally murdered as he slept in his own bed. There were no foreign fingerprints in his home, but investigators did find a shoe impression in the mud outside… physical evidence they hoped would lead them to the killer. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 34.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171031 +0000" stop="20260915173215 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sole Searching - S10E35</title>
    <desc>Now it's not only a fingerprint which can link a killer to a crime; a shoe print can be just as telling. Armed with little else, police hoped the shoe impressions found at a Lansing, Michigan crime scene would put their investigation of Audrey Nichols' murder back on track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173215 +0000" stop="20260915175353 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder on the Menu - S10E36</title>
    <desc>When the head chef of a historic Philadelphia restaurant was found dead, investigators interviewed the usual suspects: family, friends and co-workers. As they sifted through the evidence, police uncovered a chilling tale of debt and deceit. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 36.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175353 +0000" stop="20260915181532 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot on the Trail - S10E37</title>
    <desc>A serial arsonist was on the loose in Washington, DC.   Each of the fires was started with the same type of incendiary device.  The perpetrator was very careful, and seemed to leave no evidence behind… but there were clues in the ashes and it was up to forensic scientists to find them. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 37.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181532 +0000" stop="20260915183653 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High 'n' Dry - S10E38</title>
    <desc>When a woman was found dead in her bathroom, the evidence pointed to suicide.  But a coroner’s inquest and a unique application of forensic science gave investigators a different explanation for her death.  It was a theory that, if true, could turn the grieving husband into the prime suspect. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 38.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183653 +0000" stop="20260915185833 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Viktor - S10E39</title>
    <desc>Three homicides on two continents looked like professional executions.  Investigators on both sides of the Atlantic needed to find out if they were related and, if they were, who or what they had in common. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 39.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185833 +0000" stop="20260915191948 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wired for Disaster - S10E40</title>
    <desc>A 29-year-old woman was killed instantly when a bomb exploded in her home. The device was so powerful that shrapnel was embedded in houses across the street. The bomber had not only knowledge and skill, but also a motive for murder. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 40.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191948 +0000" stop="20260915194103 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wood-be Killer - S10E41</title>
    <desc>A killer tried to incinerate and destroy everything that could link him to his crime.  But in doing so, he inadvertently created new forensic evidence – evidence that came to light with a technique never before used in a criminal investigation. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 41.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120154 +0000" stop="20260915124601 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackwing - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A man's death seems directly related to a court battle over Native American land. But when during the invesitigation Nick comes into contact with a spiritual healer who sees the darkness inside him, the case seems suddenly unimportant. As Nick focuses on the possibilities of this spirtual realm, strange things begin to happen. Things seem to go from bad to worse when the murders escalate, and Nick is afraid he may somehow be responsible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124601 +0000" stop="20260915133008 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When a serial rapist is ripped to shreds by a dog, Natalie suspects that something isn't quite right. Nick's investigations leads him to suspect a carouche, a lower form of vampire who typically feeds on vermin, may be behind the dog's behavior. When Nick finds the dog, he discovers that it is the devoted companion of a blind dispatcher. Now he must figure out how to protect the dispatcher (and everybody else) from her not-so-mortal dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133008 +0000" stop="20260915141418 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Boyfriend is a Vampire - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Both Natalie and Tracy start thinking about relationships, when a woman reveals on a talk show that her boyfriend is a vampire. When the woman is found murdered, Nick must find out if the murderer truly is a vampire and stop him before he strikes again. At the same time both Natalie and Tracy struggle with what to do about the relationships (or lack therof) with the men -- or rather vampires in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141418 +0000" stop="20260915145825 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts of Darkness - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A patron of the Raven is found dead, apparently killed by a vampire in unusual circumstances. The woman at the scene has no memory, and there are no clues. Nick must find the vampire-killer before he strikes again, while keeping Tracy out of trouble. For Tracy is aware it is a vampire, and is searching for the killer, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145825 +0000" stop="20260915154234 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trophy Girl - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Tracy is given a three-day leave after shooting a perpetrator, Nick works alone on a grisly murder investigation. However, Tracy ignores her orders and goes undercover at an escort service, putting her right in the sights of the killer. While Nick enlists the help of an infamous serial killer to try and find the killer, Tracy just might be the next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154234 +0000" stop="20260915162642 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let No Man Tear Asunder - S03E09</title>
    <desc>An autopsy reveals a murdered woman's heart has been surgically removed, prompting Nick and Tracy to investigate the black market for human organs. Working undercover, Tracy visits a suspected dealer at the local hospital, unaware that Natalie Lambert is scheduled for a routine knee operation at the same facility. Upon learning Natalie has been chosen as the next "donor," Tracy is overcome by the dealer and prepped for the operation instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162642 +0000" stop="20260915171053 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night in Question - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A bullet wound to the head lands Nick in the emergency room, where with no pulse, no heart rate, and no brain activity, he is declared dead. Fast action by Natalie and LaCroix, brings Nick back to life. While his physical wounds are healing, his mind is another matter--he has amnesia, and therefore no memories of who he is or what he is. Both Natalie and LaCroix see this as a chance to acheive their goals for Nick. Who will win this little contest, and what will be the price? Meanwhile, Nick must find the killer before he strikes again, as well as find out who he really is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171053 +0000" stop="20260915175502 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of Belial - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A routine investigation into a suicide leads Nick and Tracy to an exorcist. As they witness an exorcism, Nick is overpowered by a terrible evil. Unable to control himself, Nick turns to LaCroix for help. But even LaCroix is powerless in the face of this evil, and at Nicks request, takes him to the exorcist to help free him from the Son of Belial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175502 +0000" stop="20260915183908 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strings - S03E12</title>
    <desc>An unusual murder leads Nick and Tracy to popular singer Christie Black, who is undergoing intense psychotherapy with the controversial Dr. Ben McGee. As more people close to Christie are killed, the suspects are dropping like flies. Nick needs to find the killer before there is no one left to kill. And apparently he'll have to do it without a partner as Tracy considers a transfer her father, Commissioner Vetter, has arranged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183908 +0000" stop="20260915192313 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fever - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A scientist is murdered and a lab rat escapes when industrial espionage goes awry. But far worse things begin to happen when the lab rat, infected with a newly engineered virus becomes Screed's next meal. Designed to combat HIV, the virus becomes lethal to vampires as it multiplies and intensifies each time they "feed". As the virus spreads rapidly through the vampire community, it infects Vachon, Nick, and LaCroix. Nick races agains time to find the killer - while Natalie struggles to find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121249 +0000" stop="20260915125420 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance Tournament: Part 1 - S08E13</title>
    <desc>For the first time, eight former competitors will head back into the arena for an epic tournament.  However, before making it to the main event they will have to go head to head against another smith.  Up first, two smiths who suffered catastrophic failures face off.  Then, two smiths who failed to turn in weapons in time get another shot to beat the clock.  Which smiths will seize the moment and advance to the final round of our Second Chance Tournament for the ultimate title of Forged in Fire Champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125420 +0000" stop="20260915133614 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance Tournament:  Part 2 - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The Second Chance Tournament continues with two final duels.  Up first, two runner-ups compete to prove they have what it takes to be in the number one spot.  Then, two smiths whose blades failed to make it to testing will go head to head.  Which smiths will advance to the final round of our Second Chance Tournament to prove they have what it takes to become the next Forged in Fire Champion and finally take home the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133614 +0000" stop="20260915141826 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance Tournament: Finals - S08E15</title>
    <desc>After winning their duels, the Second Chance Tournament concludes with four remaining smiths in an epic final battle.  After a couple of grueling rounds, two survive and head back to their home forges to take on a complex weapon from the Forged in Fire vault.  Which smith will take down the competition with a weapon worthy of $10,000 and finally be crowned Forged in Fire Champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141826 +0000" stop="20260915150026 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memory Game - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Four smiths put their memory to the test when they are tasked with recreating an insanely complicated blade after looking at it for only 20 seconds. After an intense round of testing, the remaining two competitors return home to make one of the most unique weapons ever featured on the forge floor--the Elephant Tusk sword. The two weapons then will undergo some of the most brutal tests in Forged in Fire history, but only one will survive to win the title of Forged in Fire champion and a check for $10,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150026 +0000" stop="20260915154242 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WWE Edition - S08E17</title>
    <desc>On this very special WWE edition of Forged in Fire, four smiths will go head-to-head in the ultimate forging battle.  After an all out smackdown, the two surviving smiths will head back to their home forges to build the gruesome Bastard Sword.  Two blades will face off in a final round of testing, but only one can rise to be the cream of the crop to claim victory, earning $10,000 and a WWE title from The Nature Boy himself, Ric Flair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154242 +0000" stop="20260915162505 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arctic Forge - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Four smiths must brave the frigid cold as they enter the Arctic Forge, where they will have to recreate the trusty Inuit tool, the Ulu, from steel harvested from a giant block of ice. After a round of spine-chilling tests, two smiths return home to forge a blade worthy of the mighty Viking warriors, the Northern Long Seax. These tundra-ready weapons will then be pushed to their limits to determine who will take home the prize of $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire Champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162505 +0000" stop="20260915170710 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Civil War Battle - S08E19</title>
    <desc>In this special Civil War themed competition, four smiths must turn either a massive cannonball or small grapeshots into the battle-tested Arkansas Toothpick knife.  After staring down the barrel of a brutal round of tests, two smiths return home to recreate General Ulysses S. Grant's Donelson Sword.  Two smiths will enter the final battle, but only one will win the war to earn a check for $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire Champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170710 +0000" stop="20260915174926 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casino Challenge - S08E20</title>
    <desc>The stakes are high when the forge floor is transformed into the Forged in Fire Casino. Four smiths must leave it all up to chance and allow the Wheel of Forging to determine their challenge in this competition. After the smiths press their luck in a brutal round of testing, two smiths risk it all one more time at the wheel to determine their final weapon. Two smiths will leave it all out on the floor but only one will hit it big as Forged in Fire Champion, taking home a jackpot of $10,000!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174926 +0000" stop="20260915183054 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Duo - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Four smiths face double the trouble during this Forged in Fire challenge when they have to make a single blade using two different techniques--san mai and layered damascus.  After surviving twice the amount of brutal testing, the two smiths left standing return home to recreate a pair of legendary weapons used by the Philippine Marine Corps--the Ginunting Swords.  The smiths face off in one last round of testing that's so intense, it'll have them seeing double, but only one can come out on top to win $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire Champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183054 +0000" stop="20260915191254 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire and Water - S08E22</title>
    <desc>In this special competition, Forged in Fire pays homage to Korean bladesmithing by challenging four smiths to recreate the Hwando sword and attempt the dreaded water quench.  After achieving this delicate balance between fire and water, two smiths advance to the final round where they must recreate the fearsome Korean Woldo.  Two smiths will test their battle-ready Woldos, but only one will emerge victorious with $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191254 +0000" stop="20260915195500 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sledgehammer Showdown - S08E23</title>
    <desc>It's hammer time in the forge when four smiths have to make knives out of 10 lb sledgehammers.  After the blades are smashed and bashed during a brutal round of testing, the two surviving smiths return to their home forges to recreate another iconic pounder--the Polish War Hammer.  In the end, only one smith will hammer out the competition to win $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire Champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121253 +0000" stop="20260915123510 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lost Claus - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When a hoard of imaginary Santas enter the house, Mac starts to believe that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Bloo decided to try to prove him wrong, in hopes of getting the real Santa to deliver him more presents, so they go about trying several experiments that would logically prove Santa is real. Will Mac be able to regain his faith in Santa Claus or will this be the worst Christmas ever for Foster’s and Mac alike?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123510 +0000" stop="20260915125748 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One False Movie - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mac makes a home movie about Foster's Home for his school project, but Bloo edits it into a blockbuster hit. This leads him to be entered in the state student film festival. With Bloo's help, they make T-Rexatron III Alien Wolfhound, A Prequel In Time: The Unrelenting. Eduardo, though, thinks he has a problem breaking wind when it was Bloo doing sound effects and doesn't want to be in Bloo's movie which forces Bloo to make him to a computer animated character in his movie. What happens at the wrap party and how will the movie turn out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125748 +0000" stop="20260915132016 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Setting a President - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone in Fosters is sick of Herriman's rules, so Frankie decides that she shoud run for president. Bloo hears about this and decides to take an oppurtumity. Bloo seems to have the most chances of winning but Frankie tells them that she helped them every day. Frankie now is having the upper and but Herriman might have a trick under his rabbit sleeve. Who will win in the end: Franke, Bloo,or Mr. Herriman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132016 +0000" stop="20260915134320 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Room with a Feud - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When a recent adoption leaves a room at Foster's vacant, Bloo, Coco, Wilt, and Eduardo all fight over it, along with another friend named Peanut Butter. Everybody soon starts to make contests to see who will win the room, which leads Bloo to try to make contests that he can cheat at. how will they settle this fight and who will win the room?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134320 +0000" stop="20260915140633 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuckoo for Coco Cards - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Mac taks his classmates on a field trip to Foster's, everybody loves Coco and Bloo wants all the attention after Coco lays eggs with imaginary friend trading cards. Soon, when Bloo throws eggs at everyone, they run away and now Coco hates Bloo. When all the friends start trading and collecting the cards, soon Bloo gets intrested and starts to collect them all. Will Bloo collect all of them without Coco's help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140633 +0000" stop="20260915142913 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge of the Superfriends - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a large and dangerous imaginary friend is destroying the city, Imaginary Man comes and saves the day, and now, Mac is a fan. But once Mac is his sidekick, Bloo is jealous and joins forces with Nemesis, Imaginary Man's mortal enemy. Will justice or evil win in the battle of the superfriends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142913 +0000" stop="20260915145158 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The residents prepare for the annual house photo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Mac search for an answer behind a weird photo of Foster's taken years ago, Eduardo gets an "extreme makeover" from Duchess that surprises the other residents, Coco realizes she needs to lose weight and Wilt has trouble being in the house photo without getting his head cut out from the banner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145158 +0000" stop="20260915151439 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeeze the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When the friends go out to the beach and leave Bloo in the house alone on purpose so that he doesn't ruin the fun, he and Mac try to squeeze in as much fun as possible and make it the best day of their lives, but are they bringing the house down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151439 +0000" stop="20260915153711 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbor Pains - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Old Man Rivers, who lives across the street from Foster's hates imaginary friends, and on "Adopt-A-Thought Saturday", his grandson, Young Man Rivers, torments Bloo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Madame Foster throw papers - that are adoption forms - at Old Man Rivers, who keeps them for himself. What will happen?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153711 +0000" stop="20260915155938 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infernal Slumber - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Bloo and the gang arrive at Mac's house for slumber party that Mac didn't plan to have on a school night. But because they are all so loud, Mac's Mom could wake up and get them all into trouble. Will the slumber party be a success or a failure?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155938 +0000" stop="20260915162219 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Only Have Surprise for You - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bloo, along with the rest of the Imaginary Friends (besides Edwardo) and Frankie, plan a surprise party for Mac. However, Mac wants no part of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162219 +0000" stop="20260915164445 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus the Two of Us - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Bloo notices after a trip to the grocery store that Frankie has left the keys in the bus, and decides to take Mac for a joyride in the Foster's bus, and Wilt promises to keep it a secret. Both Bloo and Mac get lost, and now Wilt has ke keep it a secret from Frankie while telling off Eduardo (who wants to buy a mattress at half off), Coco (who feigns illness) and Mr. Herriman as well as Goo, who creates a Mr. Herriman who speaks jibberish, a Mac look-alike with a spotted tongue and a Japanese-speaking Blooregard. When Frankie get suspicious about the missing bus, can Wilt keep his secret safe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164445 +0000" stop="20260915170725 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Cheese - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Foster's is being put on TV, and Frankie wants everything perfect. Meanwhile, Cheese keeps appearing at Foster's, even after being told numerous times that he doesn't live there. So, in an attempt to keep him out, Mr. Herriman installs a security system. Unfortunetly, due to misreading the directions, nobody knows the password except for Cheese, who saw Herriman input the code. But everything the gang tries to get the password out of Cheese fails, and the news crew is only around the corner. Can the gang succeed and get the password out of Cheese?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170725 +0000" stop="20260915173010 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloo's the Boss - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Bloo announces that a one-eyed cat-like imaginary friend is in trouble. No one wants to help him at first because it might be a trick, but Madame Foster forces Frankie, Coco, Wilt, and Eduardo to help him. They find that the imaginary friend is stuck in a tree and Bloo tries to help by climbing on top of them. Instead of helping, they fall and Frankie yells at Bloo. Madame Foster pitches in and using a large brown stick, she gets up there and rescues the friend. Now, reporters from a news network arrive at the scene and acknowledges Madame Foster. Bloo whines that he does do good deeds all the time, so he waxes the floor (everyone who walks on it slides and injures themselves) to prove his point. Since he filmed himself, he sends the tape to a news channel. Instead of congratulating Bloo, he actually becomes embarrassed. Bloo tries another tactic to prove that he can do good deeds: building another home for imaginary friends called Bloo's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173010 +0000" stop="20260915175250 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emancipation Complication - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When a pen that looks like Abraham Lincoln is caught with a student cheating on a test by Mac's teacher, he is saved by Mac and Blooregard along with his au pair, a green ogre type. The Lincoln pen cons Madame Foster into a new plan to adopt an overcrowded home to unsuspecting adoptors for a fee, then take over the house and plan to turn the home into a casino. Mac finds this out the hard way as Wilt becomes a flagpole and Eduardo becomes a shell of his former self, as it were, and is put with Mr. Herriman and Frankie in a locked closet. What will Bloo do to save the house, and will Madame Foster get control of the house back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175250 +0000" stop="20260915181520 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make-Believe It or Not! - S04E11</title>
    <desc>In her sleep, Goo accidentally creates all the villain characters from a make believe game that she had helped out on while the power was out at the home during a thunderstorm, who then imprison Mac and Bloo at the home. Now, the gang must finish the game to save their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181520 +0000" stop="20260915183819 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Wilt Hunting (1) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Five Year Creator Reunion Picnic, where imaginary friends' creators come to Foster's to see their imaginary friends. However, once again, Wilt's creator doesn't show up. So he sets off on a cross-country journey to find his creator. But soon Mac and the gang find out that Wilt had gone missing and set out on a road trip to find him. But Bloo's ridiculous theories of to Wilt's disappearance leads to many twists and turns in the journey to find Wilt. Will Wilt ever find out why his creator doesn't show up? Will Mac and the gang find Wilt? Will the lot make it out in one piece?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183819 +0000" stop="20260915190122 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Wilt Hunting (2) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Wilt runs away in search of his creator after he receives no visitors at the annual picnic, so Bloo and the gang head out to find him and discover some interesting things about Wilt's secret past along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190122 +0000" stop="20260915192349 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese a Go-Go - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Blooregard is convinced that Cheese looks like an alien after watching a sci-fi movie about brain-eating spacemen and reading a tabloid newspaper with a picture that has an alien that looks like him, so he sends a message to outer space in essence inviting them to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192349 +0000" stop="20260915194623 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buck Swaps Here - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the Fosters gang goes to a swap meet, Edwardo gets his hands on a $100 bill after a thief loses it. Everyone gets greedy and they want the bill causing chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121231 +0000" stop="20260915123724 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley's Wonderful Whoopie Water - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Wembley's got a special talent; he can hear water in the rock walls. But when Gobo and Red don't believe him, he sets out to prove he's right. When water finally breaks out, the Fraggles discover that this type of water is special. But when the water starts to cause rock quakes and Gobo falls into the cracks, is it finally time to shut down the fun?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123724 +0000" stop="20260915130201 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sidebottom Blues - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Boober shows Wembley all of his ointments and medicines, Wembley thinks Boober doesn't have enough fun, and invites him to the garden to play Follow the Leader with the rest of their friends. First Boober accepts, but then he overhears Gobo talking about Boober being a big goof (when really, Gobo's referring to Junior), he gets upset and very hurt, and decides to let Sidebottom out and turns into "Dr. Fun." The other Fraggles worry that Boober's going too far, but when Boober hypnotizes Junior into thinking he's a Fraggle, the fun begins. Then Wembley starts to have an allergic reaction to the Bonkleberry stew, and the situation becomes problematic, and it's time for Dr. Fun to step aside before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130201 +0000" stop="20260915132649 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Matt's Discovery - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Uncle Matt's coming back home again, and this time when he shows up, he hides under the party table in Gobo's room to avoid what he calls "Face Erasers." Red pokes fun at Matt's cowardice, even when he says it was a joke. Gobo gets upset that Matt won't admit his fear, so Matt goes exploring by himself. When Wembley convinces Gobo to go after him, they find a scary wooden statue of a Fraggle. When Matt accidentally hits it, they both fall through the floor and happen upon a whole new cavern with dozens of tunnels. And when you hit the arch to the tunnel, you get sucked into another region of "Outer Space", thus providing new places for Gobo and Uncle Matt to explore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132649 +0000" stop="20260915135137 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior Faces the Music - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tonight is the night of the Blue Moon, and when Junior Gorg notices this, he begs Pa to let him play the Royal Kazoo to prove that he'll be a great, worthy king. But the moon needs to be full, and one also needs five Fraggle witnesses. But when Pa dismisses the idea in fear of Junior being banished, Junior feels like he'll never be much of anything. Then, when Cantus the Minstrel shows up (as a shadowy figure), he convinces Junior that he needs to believe in himself and that he can do anything he wants to. Cantus makes Junior promise to play the Royal Kazoo, and then Cantus goes to get the five Fraggle witnesses; Gobo, Mokey, Red, Wembley and Boober. Once they show up, it's time for Junior to prove what kind of king he'll be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135137 +0000" stop="20260915141613 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tune for Two - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Duet-athon! Wembley's supposed to be paired up with Gobo, but when Matt comes back home for another visit, Gobo gets paired up with his uncle instead. Then Wembley tries to get Boober to join him, but when Tosh Fraggle comes along, Boober just can't resist doing a song with his crush. Wembley becomes sad, and thinks no one wants to be with him in the Duet-athon. While Wembley's crying, Cotterpin Doozer comes along and tries to cheer him up, saying she'll be in the competition with him. When Wembley then goes to Gillis Fraggle to sign her up as his partner, Gillis rudely tells him Doozers are not allowed in the contest. Wembley goes back and delivers the bad news to Cotterpin, saying she can't be in it with him. She gets mad and leaves, prompting Wembley to stand up to Gillis, telling him that just because the Duet-athon has always been just for Fraggles, it doesn't make it right. He starts up a protest rally, and before long, all the Fraggles say that if Cotterpin isn't allowed to join, they'll all drop out, leaving Gillis no choice but to do the right thing... leading to the greatest Duet-athon ever</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141613 +0000" stop="20260915144049 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Blue Rollie - S04E07</title>
    <desc>One day as Wembley and Boober are going down by Roaring Rivene, they come upon a huge collection of colorful smoothies and rollies, the greatest gift you can give to a Fraggle. But then, something even more amazing happens; Wembley spots the Perfect Blue Rollie, the rarest pebble in the universe. He gives it to Boober in the spirit of giving. But Boober becomes selfish with the rollie and puts it in his Hidey Hole, a cave where Boober keeps all of his stuff. When Gobo, Red and Mokey see it, they do their best to get Boober to bring it to the Great Hall and have a party. Boober becomes even more selfish, kicks his friends out, and spends his time protecting the rollie from being stolen. But when Wembley unsuccessfully sneaks in as a ball of laundry lint to steal it back, a cave-in occurs, leaving Boober inside. It's up to his friends to save him before Boober becomes trapped forever, with all his 'stuff.'</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144049 +0000" stop="20260915150525 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Brush with Jealousy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mokey's well-known for being a terrific painter, but when Red takes down one of her paintings and puts up one of Pedley Fraggles' (another great painter), she sets out to show everyone how much better of a painter she is. When she goes to the Trash Heap for a paintbrush, Marjorie gives her a magical paintbrush that, when used for the wrong reasons, takes control of the Fraggle using it. Mokey doesn't consider herself the jealous type, but she's proven wrong when she tries to out-paint Pedley and she can't seem to let go of the brush. Mokey needs to find a way to get the brush to quit controlling her, and realize why she loved painting in the first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150525 +0000" stop="20260915153002 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley's Flight - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Wembley rescues a Spider Fly from a Snare Blossom, the fly turns into a strange old creature that will grant Wembley any wish he wants to for setting him free. Wembley decides he wants to fly, so the creature gives him the ability, but Wembley's only allowed to fly three times. He uses his first time up almost immediately, but then he goes to find his friends to show them his new ability. Wembley's story isn't quite believable to his friends, which upsets Wembley because everyone else gets to show off what they're good at. He decides he's going to fly for the Fraggles who will believe him... so he seeks out Feeny, Marlon, and Large Marvin to show them his flying abilities. But Gobo, Mokey and Red stop him from doing so because they believe he'll just hurt himself. Finally, he decides that showing off for his friends isn't what he wanted the flying abilities for; he wanted to fly just to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153002 +0000" stop="20260915155433 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red's Blue Dragon - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Red's been playing "Princess Gwenelot and the Evil Dragon" lately, and when Gobo tells her she needs to grow up and stop playing make-believe, she happens upon the T. Matthew Fraggle Room, the cavern with the dozens of tunnels that lead to different places in "Outer Space." But when she accidentally spots a huge, blue dragon, it gets lost in Fraggle Rock. She tries to convince Gobo and Uncle Matt about the dragon, but they just think she's played make-believe too much, so it's up to Red to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155433 +0000" stop="20260915161909 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Mountain - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mokey wants to go all the way up to Wonder Mountain to see the Aurora Fragglialis, which only occurs once every 1000 days. But Red's worried about Mokey going alone, and even though she promised Mokey she trusted her enough to go by herself, Red decides to leave the duties of plant-sitting Lanford to Gobo, Boober and Wembley to watch over Mokey so nothing bad happens. The only problem is, Red falls victim to almost everything, while the dreamy Mokey just keeps going on. She gets torn up through some rough brush, falls off the Invisible Bridge, and almost gets enchanted by the Singing Cactus, when Mokey spots her and saves her. When asked why she decided to come along, Red says she wants to see the Aurora Fragglialis too. But later on, as they go past where the Avalanche Monster lives, he wakes up, and chases down the two girls. It's up to Mokey and Red to work together to get the Rock Monster off their tails in order to go and experience the Aurora Fragglialis before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161909 +0000" stop="20260915164345 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Frog Follies - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Gobo's getting ready to have a surprise party for himself, but when Uncle Matt shows up and says he can't come to the party, Gobo gets upset. Meanwhile, Matt takes Wembley aside and shows him the present he got for Gobo; a space frog. Matt then tells him that he wants Wembley to watch over it until he gets back from "Outer Space" so he can collect flies for the frog to eat. So it's up to Wembley to keep the space frog a secret until Matt gets back, but he has a hard time doing so. But is keeping the space frog in a jar, as a pet, for the rest of his life really the best thing for him? It's up to Wembley to decide what's best for the space frog, even if it means upsetting his buddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164345 +0000" stop="20260915170822 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boober Gorg - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After being hit on the head by an exploding radish, Boober gets amnesia and thinks he's a Gorg. When he tells Ma and Pa Gorg, they believe him, because they think a sorceror has changed Junior, who is missing, into a Fraggle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170822 +0000" stop="20260915173259 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S05E01</title>
    <desc>It's Red's 28th birthday in a row since the Festival of the Bells when she finds a magic mirror (named Mavis) that leads her to a very special birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173259 +0000" stop="20260915175737 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of Rhyming Rock - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gobo tries to solve the riddle of Rhyming Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175737 +0000" stop="20260915182230 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Voice Inside - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sprocket visits Fraggle Rock and goes on a trip with Gobo and Wrench Doozer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182230 +0000" stop="20260915184722 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial of Cotterpin Doozer - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Cotterpin Doozer is accused of consorting with Fraggles, and she must prove that Fraggles are noble and intelligent and worthy of the respect of the Doozers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184722 +0000" stop="20260915191217 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The River of Life - S05E05</title>
    <desc>When Fraggle Rock's water supply is contaminated by the Silly Creatures, only Boober can save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191217 +0000" stop="20260915193710 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Pond - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Red and Gobo's swimming competition is interrupted by the annual arrival of the Knobblies, pink vine-like plants which are particularly thick this year, and which turn out to lead to something quite unexpected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120209 +0000" stop="20260915122506 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Rival / Franklin and the Trading Cards - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Mole tells Franklin stories of his father's childhood mistakes while he and Franklin wait at the train station for Franklin's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122506 +0000" stop="20260915124803 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Robot / Franklin the Detective - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Bear help Skunk get ready for hockey season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124803 +0000" stop="20260915131100 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin the Fearless / Franklin's Lucky Charm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Beaver becomes too bossy during a production of a Little Red Riding Hood puppet play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131100 +0000" stop="20260915133357 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin at the Seashore / Franklin and Snail's Dream - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Franklin discovers how slow he actually is when he gets his hands on a stopwatch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133357 +0000" stop="20260915135655 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Franklin / Franklin's Mom - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin's friends don't believe him when he explains that a different kid wreaks havoc on his fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135655 +0000" stop="20260915141952 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin the Teacher / Franklin's Allergy - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Franklin learns that Bear has taught his little sister, Beatrice, to count up to five, he decides it's time to start teaching Harriet things himself. He sets up a school session for her, complete with lessons on counting, painting and more. He soon begins to despair when it seems like Harriet isn't learning anything from his lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141952 +0000" stop="20260915144249 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Loses a Book / Franklin and Betty - S05E02</title>
    <desc>One day, when playing with Bear, Franklin begins sneezing. Noting that the sneezing fits don't seem to happen all the time, his friends diagnose him as having an allergy and after some tests, conclude that he's allergic to Bear! Franklin and Bear try to find new ways to play together that won't cause Franklin to sneeze, but it turns out that the cause of Franklin's allergic reaction isn't exactly what they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144249 +0000" stop="20260915150546 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Pumpkin / Franklin's Jug Band - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Harriet has a favorite book called The Happy Green Frog and she wants Franklin to read it to her over and over. Franklin is okay with reading it at first, but when she keeps asking to hear it and ignoring all of her other books, he grows tired of it and hides it under a pile of newspapers. Later, the newspapers are taken out to the recycling... and the book exits with them! Franklin and Bear launch on a wild hunt throughout Woodland in the hope of finding another copy of the book to read to Harriet, but end up with a very creative solution to the problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150546 +0000" stop="20260915152843 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and the Bus Patrol / Franklin and Wolvie - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Beaver's cousin Betty is in town and Franklin is the first of the Woodland kids other than Beaver to meet her. The two quickly become friends with each other, Betty identifying with Franklin's interest in sand-castle building and also wanting to get away from Beaver, who is obliviously centered on her own interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152843 +0000" stop="20260915155140 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Stays Up / Franklin's Bargain - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Bear have been growing a huge pumpkin in the hopes of entering it in the county fair and winning first prize. As they run an errand to help Mrs. Muskrat, they tell her of their pumpkin and learn about the amazing things she does with seemingly useless broken glass. When their pumpkin suffers an unfortunate accident, Mrs. Muskrat shows them how they too can make something great out of something seemingly useless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155140 +0000" stop="20260915161436 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Big Game / Franklin's Reading Club - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Franklin's friends Beaver and Bear have started a band and Franklin wants to join too, but he finds that his sister Harriet has taken possession of the instrument he wants. It's up to his friends to show him that his own imagination and creativity is all he needs to have the perfect instruments to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161436 +0000" stop="20260915163734 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin in Two Places / Franklin's First Star - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As part of "Bus Safety Month," Bear is named "bus patrol officer" by Mr. Owl. Bear is familiar with the rules and seems to be good at the job, but when he ends up ticketing his friends for violations, they become upset with him. Franklin ends up commenting about how he'd do things if he became bus patrol officer and then regrets it when that's exactly what happens. Both he and Bear learn a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163734 +0000" stop="20260915170029 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Float / Franklin's Party Plans - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Wolvie, the son of one of Mrs. Turtle's friends is coming to visit Franklin and pretty soon Franklin and all of his friends are on their guard when Wolvie's play turns out to be a little rough for them. Wolvie seems to be rough, rude and just not fun to be around. It turns out, though, that there's a reason for Wolvie's behavior and he can change if need be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170029 +0000" stop="20260915172325 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gee Whiz Franklin / Franklin Can't Wait - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Franklin is having a campout in his backyard and he and Rabbit hatch a plan to stay up all night. Originally, all members of the sleepover are on board, but then they fall asleep one-by-one until finally Franklin and Rabbit are the only ones who make it until morning to see the sunrise, but not without a few setbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172325 +0000" stop="20260915174622 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Spring First / Franklin Plays Golf - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Bear buys a neat detective kit at Mr. Mole's shop, Franklin is disappointed to learn that they're all sold out, but Bear tells him that he can get a "Super Snooper Spy Kit," however, he'll have to get it before it's sold out. Franklin checks his savings and finds that he doesn't have enough money. Hoping to earn the money, he decides to strike a bargain with his Dad to get it by doing an extra chore. He first deals around doing the dishes and then fails keep up his end of the bargain after agreeing to a different chore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174622 +0000" stop="20260915180920 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Canoe Trip / Franklin's Interview - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his friends are out playing baseball when the Churchill Bears, a visiting team on their way to a big tournament, roll onto the baseball field. Mr. Mole knows them and invited them to stop by. He arranges for a big game between them and Franklin's team, but when Franklin and his friends see how well the Bears play, they try to back out of the game, worried that they'll get "murgalized."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180920 +0000" stop="20260915183217 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Crystal / Franklin's Advice - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Goose at the Woodland library announces a summer reading contest to Franklin and his friends: anyone who reads thirty or more books will receive a nifty reading club t-shirt. Franklin and Bear like the look of the t-shirt and decide to try and read really fast so that they can get their t-shirts before anyone else. When they find that their friends are getting great enjoyment out of reading, while they can't even remember what they read, they question the wisdom of their idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183217 +0000" stop="20260915185514 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Cookie Question / Franklin's Picnic - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin finds himself caught in a difficult situation when he promises to support Bear during his big-kid baseball game and attend Beaver's art-show, both of which are happening at the same time. Bear is best friend and he did promise him first, but he wants to honor his commitment to Beaver because he's always dodged attending her events in the past. Not wanting to hurt either's feelings, he tries to make himself visible at both events without Bear or Beavers' knowing, but quickly finds the juggling act harder to maintain than he thought it would be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185514 +0000" stop="20260915191808 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Itching to Skateboard / Franklin Forgives - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Franklin and Bear decide they want to go skateboarding, they get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191808 +0000" stop="20260915194100 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey Fan Franklin / Mother Hen Franklin - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his family pay a visit to the pond for a picnic supper. Franklin decides to bring his fish Goldie along too. When Harriet accidentally knocks Goldie into the pond, Franklin finds it difficult to accept her apology, even though he knows it was an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120341 +0000" stop="20260915122540 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog That Rocks the Cradle - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Roz hires Bulldog to baby-sit her daughter, only to find he's harboring feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122540 +0000" stop="20260915124739 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rivals - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Each brother believes the other is making a move on his newfound woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124739 +0000" stop="20260915130938 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tsar Is Born - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Frasier and Niles are overjoyed to learn they may be Russian royalty. Martin appears on The Antique Roadshow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130938 +0000" stop="20260915133137 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Late Dr. Crane - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A mixup has the media reporting Frasier dead; Niles confronts his ex-wife's plastic surgeon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133137 +0000" stop="20260915135307 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apparent Trap - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Frasier reluctantly invites Lilith and their son to Thanksgiving dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135307 +0000" stop="20260915141506 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Talk (1) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Frasier injures his back while blowing out birthday candles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141506 +0000" stop="20260915143704 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight Before Christmas (2) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Frasier plans an extravagant Christmas party.  Daphne feels awkward around Niles after learning of his feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143704 +0000" stop="20260915145905 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>RDWRER - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Niles gets separated from Frasier and Martin during a trip to Idaho on New Year's Eve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145905 +0000" stop="20260915152104 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They're Playing Our Song - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152104 +0000" stop="20260915154304 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Crane on Campus - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Frasier goes on a date with a high school classmate who has a short temper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154304 +0000" stop="20260915160503 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out With Dad - S07E15</title>
    <desc>An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend to be gay on Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160503 +0000" stop="20260915162703 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something About Dr. Mary - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Frasier hires a young, enthusiastic, black woman to fill in for a week while Roz is on vacation. However, he later comes to regret it when she takes over the show and starts dispensing her own advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162703 +0000" stop="20260915164902 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whine Club - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Frasier's hopes to be elected cork master of the wine club are dashed when Niles' girlfriend, Mel, convinces Niles to run against his brother. The whole Crane household vows not to tell Niles what they really think of Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164902 +0000" stop="20260915171101 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Pursuit - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Frasier and Roz are forced to room together at a broadcasting conference. Niles worries when Martin accepts a surveillance job from Donny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171101 +0000" stop="20260915173300 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morning Becomes Entertainment - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Frasier and Bebe fill in as guest hosts on television's A.M. Seattle. Frasier finds the spotlight so appealing he may forsake his radio duties for a permanent job on television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173300 +0000" stop="20260915175500 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Thine Old Self Be True - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Frasier tries to throw a bachelor party for Donny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175500 +0000" stop="20260915181659 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Faces of Frasier - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Frasier is honored when a classy local restaurant chooses a caricature of him to go on their 
'Wall of Fame', but Frasier obsesses when the drawing isn't quite to his liking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181659 +0000" stop="20260915183858 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Side of the Moon - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Daphne is overcome with rage when her mooching brother visits for the wedding. She also begins to believe that Niles may be more than just a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183858 +0000" stop="20260915192258 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (1) / Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (2) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Daphne becomes extremely depressed the week before her wedding, and cannot stop crying.  Niles tells Frasier that he is having second thoughts about his relationship with Mel. / Frasier does not see Daphne again until everyone arrives at the hotel for her wedding.  He offers his sympathy about Niles, but she claims that she was just suffering pre-wedding jitters.  Frasier doesn't believe her.  Martin warns him not to interfere unless he is absolutely sure that it is the right thing.  Frasier observes Niles and Daphne sharing a dance after the rehearsal dinner, and realizes that they are obviously in love.  He takes Niles upstairs to talk, and tells him about Daphne's feelings.  A panicked Niles is unsure of what to do.  He tries to talk to Daphne alone, but everyone keeps interrupting them.  He finally tells her that he loves her and would leave Mel to be with her.  Just as he asks how she feels about him, her family bursts in and takes over the room.  Niles and Daphne take refuge on the balcony.  She kisses him passionately and admits that she loves him, but then rejects him because she thinks it would be too hard to undo their commitments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120308 +0000" stop="20260915122434 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Fanboy is His Name - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Fan boy attempts to becomes Freakazoid's new sidekick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122434 +0000" stop="20260915124616 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawn Gnomes, Chapter IV: Fun in the Sun - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Despised by mankind, the Gnomes try to change their ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124616 +0000" stop="20260915130750 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenching with Freakazoid - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid teaches some useful French.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130750 +0000" stop="20260915132919 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foamy the Freakadog - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid rescues a rabid dog and names it Foamy the Freakadog, but he is not adapting well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132919 +0000" stop="20260915135114 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chip (1) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The story of how Dexter Douglas got his powers and became Freakazoid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135114 +0000" stop="20260915141243 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sewer or Later - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Cobra Queen and her jewel-thieving serpents are holed up in the poorly-lit sewer. It's Freakazoid's duty to go down there after her-- but he hates sewers!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141243 +0000" stop="20260915143412 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Guitierrez - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Armongo Guitierrez is now able to zap himself into the internet while using the Pinnacle Chip and he plans to get revenge on Freakazoid, though will he be able to accomplish the task, despite the fact that Freakazoid defeated him before?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143412 +0000" stop="20260915145513 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter's Date - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dexter's date with Steph is interrupted by the Lobe, who has a plan to bring down the TV broadcasting industry.  However, Dexter finds it difficult because he needs to turn into the Freakazoid in order to stop the Lobe, but he can't abandon his one chance with Steph either.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145513 +0000" stop="20260915151622 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freakazoid - S02E02</title>
    <desc>It's Freakazoid's birthday, so according to the Superhero Codebook, he's got to do favors for whoever asks him. Then the Lobe shows up and makes Freakazoid promise to leave him alone. Since all the other local superheroes are on a conference on some moon somewhere, Freakazoid can't ask them to help! What's a Freak to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151622 +0000" stop="20260915153743 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Freakazoid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Freakazoid's family gets imprisoned in the brutal state of Vuka Nova, Freakazoid must travel there with his friends, stop the ruthless dictator and free his loved ones; though that sounds much easier than it turns out to be as they discover some intense security at the prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153743 +0000" stop="20260915155847 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Freak - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While playing a state of the art game at the mall, Freakazoid and Cosgrove get sucked into a bizarre virtual world; but things soon take a turn for the worse when the Lobe starts causing havoc in the mall.  Freakazoid and Cosgrove attempt to figure out a way to get out of the virtual world while Steph does all she can do from the real world, but will they get out in time to stop the Lobe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155847 +0000" stop="20260915161945 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero Boy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Guitierrez is back, though this time he has a plan to capture Freakazoid and create an evil clone, in order to make Freakazoid look bad and to ruin his reputation, though he has a couple of other tricks up his sleeve as well.  Will Freakazoid be able to stop Guiitierrez and his assistant Jocko before its too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161945 +0000" stop="20260915164040 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cosgroves gets a girlfriend, which causes Freakazoid to become upset because Cosgrove no longer has time to hang out with him anymore.  However, when Freakazoid decides to look into the issue, he discovers that she's an ancient monster who devours the energy of other people in order to stay young forever; will Freakazoid manage to save his best friend without crushing his heart and how can Freakazoid fight off a demon who can light a candle with her nose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164040 +0000" stop="20260915170149 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statuesque - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jeepers (the creepy guy from "Dance of Doom", with the watch that turned beavers into gold) is back, and this time he's got a watch that turns people into stone, and the help of an evil demon named Vorn the Unspeakable. When Steph gets turned into stone by Jeepers's new toy, Freakazoid, Sgt. Cosgrove, and Professor Jones have to track down Jeepers and Vorn so they can change Steph back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170149 +0000" stop="20260915172310 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island of Dr. Mystico - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Freakazoid is in charge of flying a bunch of villains to a remote country in France, Freakazoid's plane is brought down by an evil scientist who specializes in combining humans with orangutans to form "Orangumen".  Freakazoid has to work with some of his closest enemies in order to escape the island and get back on track, but with an island full of orangutan warriors, escaping may be harder than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172310 +0000" stop="20260915174401 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Against Freak - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Freakazoid trains himself (unsuccessfully) in the art of telekinesis, Cave Guy and Cobra Queen team up to become the ultimate criminal team and pull off a big jewel heist. While Freakazoid recovers from a botched attempt at using his new powers, Cosgrove, Roddy, and the crew from the show ""Real-Life Police"" try to track down the dreadful duo of Cobra Queen and Cave Guy. When they find themselves in hot water, can Freak master his powers and come to the rescue?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174401 +0000" stop="20260915180527 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak-a-Panel - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While on the trail of Cave Guy, Freakazoid finds himself at a sci-fi convention and despite the fact that everyone is in costume, he needs to find the real Cave Guy and get out.  However, when Freakazoid is asked to sit on a panel for the WB and answer questions about the show, he is forced to take a detour from his search; though can he manage to escape the mediocrity and catch Cave Guy before he slips out unnoticed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180527 +0000" stop="20260915182626 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomb of Invisibo - S02E11</title>
    <desc>An evil Egyptian wizard named Invisibo escapes from his imprisonment after thousands of years, and starts wreaking havoc on the modern-day world. It's up to Freakazoid to stop him; as soon as Freak finds a way to catch a guy who's invisible!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182626 +0000" stop="20260915184725 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normadeus - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Lobe has committed the most heinous crime ever: kidnapping Norm Abram and forcing him to build the ultimate weapon against Freakazoid. Succeeding in having a giant horn built and Freakazoid captured and tied to the end of it, the Lobe invites a few fellow enemies of Freakazoid to have a party to celebrate his upcoming demise. Gutieris wins a lottry to see which villain will kill Freakazoid, but the horn falls apart due to intentional shoddy workmanship and the villains are swiftly defeated. Breaking the Fourth Wall, all the characters appear on a stage and say this is the final episode of the show, singing "We'll Meet Again" in farewell. (Some of the characters can't handle the pressure and run away as the song goes on)

Steven Spielberg has a cameo guest star at the end</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184725 +0000" stop="20260915190841 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Day Forecast - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid reports on the weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190841 +0000" stop="20260915193008 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Cave Guy takes high school students hostage at a Daylight Savings Time dance, only one hero can stop him. But that hero is on another network, so Freakazoid must do the job instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193008 +0000" stop="20260915195120 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hand Man - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Freakazoid and his new sidekick, Handman, defeat the Lobe, Handman heeds the call of matrimony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124459 +0000" stop="20260915133211 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lindsay’s family and friends fear the worst when she quits the academic decathlon team and begins hanging around with a new crowd. A new friend tries to help her find her way. Meanwhile, Sam ponders asking cheerleader Cindy Sanders to the homecoming dance, while trying to cope with persistent teasing and torture at the hands of a savage bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133211 +0000" stop="20260915141626 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beers and Weirs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lindsay’s friends learn that her parents are going away for the weekend and suggest having a kegger.  Sam and Neal become worried after a school assembly focusing on alcohol-related deaths and they decide to switch the real beer with non-alcoholic beer. Daniel and Kim get back together and despite the lack of alcohol, the party quickly gets out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141626 +0000" stop="20260915150036 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricks and Treats - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lindsay agrees to stay home and hand out candy with her mom on Halloween night. However, when she gets an invite to go cruise around town with Nick, Daniel, and Kim she ditches her mom. Sam, Bill, Neal, and Harris go trick or treating. Lindsay and the gang go on a vandalism spree that starts with smashing pumpkins and ends abruptly after Lindsay accidentally pelts Sam with an egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150036 +0000" stop="20260915154447 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tests and Breasts - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lindsay tries to tutor Daniel in algebra, but the situation seems hopeless. He steals a test from the teacher’s office and asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Mr. Kowchevski, suspicious of Daniel’s surprisingly high grade, accuses the duo of cheating. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class. They feel overwhelmed by the subject, so Daniel loans Sam a porno flick in a misguided attempt to help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154447 +0000" stop="20260915162858 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm With the Band - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lindsay encourages Nick to pursue a career in music. Nick continues to practice with his current band, but quickly decides he’s better than them. Lindsay encourages Nick to audition for a bigger local band. When things don’t go well in the audition, Lindsay is there to comfort Nick. After learning they have to shower in gym class, Sam, Bill, and Neal refuse to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162858 +0000" stop="20260915171315 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carded and Discarded - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sam, Neal, and Bill befriend a pretty new transfer student, but soon fear of losing her to the popular crowd and try to win her over with a series of fun things they plan for her. Lindsay, Nick, Daniel, and Ken decide to get fake IDs so they can see a hot local band perform at a bar. However, after they go through the trouble of getting their IDs and getting into the bar, the group is stunned to find out who the hot local bands lead singer is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171315 +0000" stop="20260915175732 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girlfriends and Boyfriends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lindsay reluctantly agrees to come over to Nick’s house while his parents are out of town. Sam hopes to become lab partners with Cindy, but becomes jealous when Bill is named Cindy’s lab partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175732 +0000" stop="20260915184142 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got Spirit - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sam tries out to be the school mascot hoping to impress Cindy. Meanwhile, Daniel, Ken, and Kim suddenly become the basketball team’s most rabid fans following a series of run-ins with jocks from the rival school, Lincoln High. Lindsay tries to figure out the best way to break up with Nick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184142 +0000" stop="20260915192557 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diary - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Lindsay’s parents forbid her from hanging out with Kim, as they see her as a bad influence. Bill grows tired of being picked last for teams for baseball in P.E. class, and not being allowed to really participate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121436 +0000" stop="20260915124413 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A fire brings an unlikely hero to the rescue. Gaby reveals her painful past to Zoe and Pin. Jade comes through for Becky during a time of need.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124413 +0000" stop="20260915131350 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaby - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Gaby secretly trains on Raven, but Zoe's kindness makes her feel guilty. Rosie and Ben hunt for treasure in the tunnels. Pin makes plans with his mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131350 +0000" stop="20260915133745 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After Zoe and Pin miss the ferry to Nationals, they get a ride in Grandpa Frank's van. But an empty gas tank leads to an unplanned stop at a fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133745 +0000" stop="20260915140714 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nationals - S02E10</title>
    <desc>At Nationals, Pin does things his way, Becky cures Jade's fear of performing, Rosie uncovers an old family secret, and James tries to sabotage Raven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140714 +0000" stop="20260915143439 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Horses - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The arrival of Zoe's mischievous cousin complicates the Bright Fields gang's attempts to impress the new mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143439 +0000" stop="20260915150048 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunted - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Pin leads the charge to find a skittish wild horse before the mayor does. The first Breakfast Club meeting leaves some riders champing at the bit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150048 +0000" stop="20260915152533 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ariel - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Zoe and Gaby try to figure out what's wrong with Ariel. Marcus faces obstacles ahead of his trainer exam, and Mia undermines Susie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152533 +0000" stop="20260915155414 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tea Party - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The gang gallops into action after inviting the mayor to tea at the castle. As they train for tryouts, Zoe and Gaby grow increasingly competitive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155414 +0000" stop="20260915162144 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foal O'Clock - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Bright Fields prepares to welcome a new four-legged guest, but Gaby's rivalry with Zoe could put the highly anticipated arrival at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162144 +0000" stop="20260915165213 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pony Safari - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Winnie's snobby schoolmates show up at Pony Camp, Zoe does everything possible to keep them busy. Meanwhile, Marcus pushes Mia to face her fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165213 +0000" stop="20260915172250 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tryouts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gaby's need to win at tryouts jeopardizes her friendship with Zoe. Jade seeks answers when she loses track of the wild horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172250 +0000" stop="20260915174959 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Zoe and her friends narrow down the list of suspects in their search for the wild horses, Pin becomes more and more unwell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174959 +0000" stop="20260915181858 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory Parade - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jade and Becky go sleuthing at the castle, Zoe makes a decision about her future, and Callum's obnoxious behavior gets on Gaby's nerves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181858 +0000" stop="20260915184721 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Zoe reaches out to her friends for help, Aaron lives out his cowboy dreams, and the gang finally solves the mystery of the wild horses' disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184721 +0000" stop="20260915191324 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raven - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When her sister Rosie goes missing after arriving at their grandfather's home, Zoe scours the area, meets some locals and has a scary encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191324 +0000" stop="20260915193925 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mia insists on mounting Raven for a photo shoot, Zoe must calm the wild horse so he can be saddled. Rosie snoops in her mom's childhood diary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122012 +0000" stop="20260915124920 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back at the BBC - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders go behind the scenes at the BBC, with sketches featuring old favourites, new characters and film parodies. Dawn and Jennifer's first day at their new office and they meet their producer. Sketches include Dawn's unusual medical check-up and an homage to the film Cold Mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124920 +0000" stop="20260915131823 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Letter Words - S06E02</title>
    <desc>This week, still struggling to come up with ideas, French &amp; Saunders have to meet with the controller of BBC One (Eve Pollard). Plus they pay tribute to Cher through the ages and Catherine Zeta-Jones is in conversation</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131823 +0000" stop="20260915134726 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Behind the scenes in the office, Dawn is feeling ignored and wonders why she hasn't been invited to the Palace to meet the Queen. Jennifer has been invited and instead of writing scripts is practising her curtsey. Sketches include tributes to Kill Bill, Most Haunted and Catherine Zeta-Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134726 +0000" stop="20260915141618 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offers - S06E04</title>
    <desc>In the office, Dawn and Jennifer have to offer their ideas for new programmes to the Controller of BBC ONE. Sketches include a tribute to Madonna and Chris Martin's Mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141618 +0000" stop="20260915144522 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Minutes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Despite having a new series to write, Dawn French is preoccupied with the fact she has been invited to go on Fit Farm but doesn't really know why. She also fulfills her dream of singing on Top Of The Pops with Anastasia, and the movie Troy gets a make-over, with Jennifer Saunders as Brad Pitt's Achilles and Dawn as the ethereal Helen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144522 +0000" stop="20260915151426 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Show Party - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Episode one of the new series starts filming. Dawn and Jennifer delay production, through a combination of laziness and constantly getting lost, but meet with an allegedly ill teenager and his mother. Sketches include retirees who move to Florida, Dawn babysitting for a giant, and Chris Martin's mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151426 +0000" stop="20260915154346 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Beast - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The very first episode of the light entertainment variety show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, with special guest Alison Moyet performing "Ordinary Girl".

Unpaid intern Dawn plots to seize the limelight. In sketches, Steve Rider has the latest in the Sports Report, and Dawn's A-ha pencil case has been stolen at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154346 +0000" stop="20260915161403 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricks - S01E02</title>
    <desc>French and Saunders try their best to 'star' as extras in an aeroplane TV commercial and special guest Roy Castle performs a song. Jennifer tries to carry off a series of circus tricks to no avail. Others sketches include parodies of Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and The Bangles, and the first appearance of the extras.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161403 +0000" stop="20260915164250 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie Walters - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer reach for the padding and prosthetics as the infamous Fat Men make their first appearance on the spoof variety show. Jennifer mistakes the week's special guest, Julie T. Wallace, for Julie Walters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164250 +0000" stop="20260915171242 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ratings - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With poor ratings threatening their show, Dawn and Jennifer resort to extreme measures and hunt down BBC controller Michael Grade. Sketches include the Menopazzi Sisters and a parody of police procedurals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171242 +0000" stop="20260915174250 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Peter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The show must go on when industrial action and a walk out by Betty Marsden's dance troupe threatens to cause chaos.

Musical guest: Jools Holland</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174250 +0000" stop="20260915181358 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The curtains come down on the first series of French and Saunders' spoof entertainment show with special guest Joan Armatrading.

Musical guest: Joan Armatrading performing "Killing Time".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181358 +0000" stop="20260915183950 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decades - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The talented comic duo return for a second series with Dawn handing out some muddled contraceptive advice to Jennifer.

Musical guest: Squeeze performing "853-5937"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183950 +0000" stop="20260915190810 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cable TV - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Fat Men get somewhat over-excited while watching the Miss World contest on TV, and there's a sparse audience at a Kilroy spoof.

Musical guest: Toyah performing "Because the Night"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190810 +0000" stop="20260915193824 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Removals - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The comic duo uncork one of their Hollywood send-ups as a rather senile Katherine Hepburn and Ginger Rogers pay tribute to Fred Astaire.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Trains and Boats and Planes".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122333 +0000" stop="20260915130244 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The end of the academic year is approaching and the housemates have to make some big decisions...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130244 +0000" stop="20260915134224 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Howard and JP try to coax some female freshers to join their dry slope skiing society, while Vod's summer fling turns up unexpectedly. And the gang visit Josie in Southampton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134224 +0000" stop="20260915141829 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Vod comes up with a plan to get rid of her holiday romance. Howard likes a girl but JP thinks she's out of his league, so he tries to poach her in order to restore the natural order of things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141829 +0000" stop="20260915145641 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him, but it's not that simple. Meanwhile, Howard comes up with a plan to humiliate JP at a university quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145641 +0000" stop="20260915153545 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Having been rejected by Sam for cheating in the quiz, JP makes it his mission to win her back by signing up to take part in a medical drugs trial that he knows she'll be attending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153545 +0000" stop="20260915161657 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>There's much excitement in the house when Vod announces that her mum is coming to stay. Nobody can quite believe she's even got a mum, and when she arrives she's not what anybody expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161657 +0000" stop="20260915165603 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The housemates get radical as they participate in a university sit-in organised by Oregon to demonstrate against the forced deportation of a hot Tunisian guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165603 +0000" stop="20260915173339 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's Howard's birthday, not that he's told anybody. But word gets out anyway and the housemates throw him a party. Oregon is keen to hijack the whole event and turn it into a political fundraiser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173339 +0000" stop="20260915181355 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In the series finale, relationships and friendships are on the rocks, and Oregon goes head to head against Vod in the Student Union elections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181355 +0000" stop="20260915185439 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The final series of the comedy-drama sees the housemates nearing the end of their university lives, but before they face some hardcore studying, JP plans one last big blowout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185439 +0000" stop="20260915193303 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Vod gets a job in a pub, and the others expect her to give them free drinks. Oregon creates a poetry prize in her own honour, and Kingsley discovers Rosa has an 18-year-old son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122117 +0000" stop="20260915124255 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of the Rat - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A plane ticket snafu causes the Huangs to spend the Chinese New Year in Orlando, rather than in Washington with the rest of the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124255 +0000" stop="20260915130433 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Loopholes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Honey and Marvin look after the boys so Jessica and Louis can enjoy Valentine's Day together. Eddie wants to take Alison to a Janet Jackson concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130433 +0000" stop="20260915132611 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil's Phaves - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Cattleman's Ranch receives a bad review, which doesn't sit well with Louis and Jessica and Eddie makes a romantic mix tape for Alison, but it falls into the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132611 +0000" stop="20260915134749 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Chang Fever - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Louis and Jessica decide to pay tennis legend Billie Jean King to train Emery after finding out that he has great potential. Eddie helps Evan deal with a gambling debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134749 +0000" stop="20260915140928 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep 'Em Separated - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jessica attempts to encourage Louis to make some friends. Louis' new buddy at the pool hall turns out to be an attractive woman and Jessica feels jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140928 +0000" stop="20260915143106 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tight Two - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Louis discovers the demands of being a stay-at-home parent after an accident sidelines him from work. Jessica, meanwhile, struggles with managing the Cattleman's Ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143106 +0000" stop="20260915145244 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing It Right - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After Jessica clashes with another mother, she is concerned that she is the cause of Evan being uninvited to a birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145244 +0000" stop="20260915151422 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Week in Review - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After the family become infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it. Eddie attempts to back out of a bet he has made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151422 +0000" stop="20260915153600 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Honey find out a juicy secret about Deidre. Louis and Eddie come up with a way to deal with some negative emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153600 +0000" stop="20260915155738 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi, My Name Is… - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Evan is excited to open his first bank account, but is unsure if he should use his American name or his Chinese name on the account. As a result, Louis and Jessica reveal how they acquired their American names and recall the first time they met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155738 +0000" stop="20260915161916 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Day - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Jessica is able to convince Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house but not everything goes to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161916 +0000" stop="20260915164054 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Be Me - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Louis attempts to help Emery be cool at school. Jessica proves she can be a fun mother by chaperoning Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164054 +0000" stop="20260915170232 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manchurian Dinner Date - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Eddie's girlfriend is determined to try and impress Jessica. Emery asks Louis for help with his graduation speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170232 +0000" stop="20260915172411 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Louis' brother pays a visit with some big news. Eddie attempts to find a way to watch Chris Rock's latest comedy special.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172411 +0000" stop="20260915174544 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming from America - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Louis takes the entire family to Taiwan to patch things up with Gene; Louis wonders if life in Orlando is as good as it could be in Taiwan; Jessica takes Eddie, Emery and Evan to her childhood locales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174544 +0000" stop="20260915180646 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Chains - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While showing Emery the ropes on his first day of middle school, Eddie reveals how he convinced the staff into believing fake Chinese customs that provide special privileges; Louis hires a housekeeper to help lighten Jessica's load at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180646 +0000" stop="20260915182824 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louisween - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Louis tries to get Jessica into the Halloween spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182824 +0000" stop="20260915184932 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Jessica - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jessica suspects an employee is an undocumented alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184932 +0000" stop="20260915191111 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Thanks-giving - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Cattleman's Ranch hosts a Thanksgiving feast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191111 +0000" stop="20260915193249 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WWJD: What Would Jessica Do? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jessica is flummoxed when Evan attends church instead of accompanying her to Costco; Marvin treats Louis to a free teeth-whitening session; and Eddie and Emery become creative when getting rid of healthy cereal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193249 +0000" stop="20260915195427 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taming of the Dads - S03E07</title>
    <desc>To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark. Meanwhile, Jessica gets called for jury duty and campaigns to be the "Jury Boss," and Emery and Evan struggle with the responsibilities of raising a Tamagotchi digital pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122010 +0000" stop="20260915124221 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Done (2) - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Banks move out. The Jeffersons are about to move in. And Will turns out the lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124221 +0000" stop="20260915130334 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fresh Prince Project - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Vivian tries to mediate between her husband Philip and the newly arrived Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130334 +0000" stop="20260915132724 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bang the Drum, Ashley - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will persuades Ashley to pawn her violin for a drum set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132724 +0000" stop="20260915134739 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clubba Hubba - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Will wants to go out with a beautiful girl he meets at the country club, but first he must figure out how to impress her extremely snobbish and very protective father so he seeks tips from cousin Carlton on becoming preppie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134739 +0000" stop="20260915141031 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not With My Pig, You Don't - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will tries to smooth things between Philip and his very rural parents when they visit to see him receive an award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141031 +0000" stop="20260915143244 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray, who, to Vivian and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143244 +0000" stop="20260915145506 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mistaken Identity - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jailed, Will and Carlton stage a media stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145506 +0000" stop="20260915151752 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Def Poet's Society - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will joins his prep school's poetry club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151752 +0000" stop="20260915154046 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154046 +0000" stop="20260915160353 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160353 +0000" stop="20260915162646 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss My Butler - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Happy birthday Geoffrey! For a gift, Will tries matchmaking, then falls for Geoffrey's date himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162646 +0000" stop="20260915164927 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courting Disaster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Superstar, super ego. Will is Bel-Air Prep's new hoops hero - and ball hog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164927 +0000" stop="20260915171216 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talking Turkey - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A November to remember. When Will's mother visits for Thanksgiving, the turkey feathers fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171216 +0000" stop="20260915173510 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge is Power - S01E13</title>
    <desc>College is, like, soooo hard! Will discovers that Hilary has dropped out of UCLA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173510 +0000" stop="20260915175733 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Damn One - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Will tells Ashley's friends a blood-curdling tale of terror: he recounts his first day at Bel-Air Prep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175733 +0000" stop="20260915182014 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deck the Halls - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Will inimitably dresses the mansion for the holidays, to the dismay of the neighbors, including heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182014 +0000" stop="20260915184248 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Charm - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Philip may lose a superstitious client whom he advises not to make decisions based on Will's spontaneous remarks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184248 +0000" stop="20260915190534 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethnic Tip - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise when Aunt Viv arrives to teach it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190534 +0000" stop="20260915192823 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Young and the Restless - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Will sneaks Philip's elderly mother out of the house for a night on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192823 +0000" stop="20260915195114 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be You - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Will has girl problems after a date with Jazz's domineering sister, who's ready to pick out a china pattern before the night is over.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of Death - S02E13</title>
    <desc>An antiques collector, Atticus Rook, makes a fortune selling as-new antiques from the Civil War era. It turns out that they are ""as-new"": by fueling a cursed ""magic lantern"" with the blood of a victim, he can travel back in time through a slide of wherever he wants to go, until the lantern ""fuel"" burns out in three hours. Ryan and Micki follow, but Ryan is captured as a spy trying to get close to Lee (whose sword Rook is trying to grab). A local women, Abigail, helps Ryan only to be killed by Atticus. Ultimately Micki helps Ryan to escape, and they go back to the present and blow out the lamp...just as Rook emerges behind them, dying a particularly gruesome death caught partway in a wall where the image was projected.</desc>
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    <title>Face of Evil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The compact lost in last season's ""Vanity's Mirror"" is found by the dead girl's sister, who is now working as a make-up artist. Inadvertently, the aging starlet she works for gets hold of it, and discovers it has a new ability: by flashing light from the compact into a victim's eyes, they die a horrible, disfiguring death but the actress looks are rejuvenated. Our intrepid trio manage to get hold of it, leaving the actress to suffer all the disfigurements she inflicted on others as the curse snaps back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135013 +0000" stop="20260915143542 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Off Dead - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A doctor is trying to develop a cure for a childhood syndrome lending towards hyperviolence. Due to his mistake, his daughter was inadvertently infected with the disease from a contaminated needle. Now, the doctor uses a cursed silver syringe to suck out the essence of a small gland that controls violent behavior from unwilling prostitutes, and inject it into his daughter to give her a temporary cure. Unfortunately, the process renders the donor hyperviolent as well. A friend of Micki's is grabbed by the doctor and submitted to the treatment. Trying to locate her friend, Micki herself is kidnapped and subjected to the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143542 +0000" stop="20260915152110 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scarlet Cinema - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An outcast college film student is obsessed with werewolves. Mercilessly teased by frat boys and rejected by the girls, he stumbles upon a cursed movie camera. When he films someone with it, he sees them being killed by a werewolf through the viewfinder. The victim is then actually killed by a mystically summoned werewolf. According to the camera, when the student kills three victims, he will get his fondest wishes. He does so, and becomes a werewolf himself. Ultimaitely, he tracks the trio back to Curious Goods, where they kill him by strangling him with the camera's film...made out of silver nitrate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152110 +0000" stop="20260915160637 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mephisto Ring - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A World Series ring for the infamous Black Sox game allows its owner to predict winning games to gamble on...if the owner puts the ring on a sacrificial victim and condemns them to a gory death. A three-time loser gets hold of the ring left to him by his deceased father, and tries to use it to gain wealth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160637 +0000" stop="20260915165205 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend to the End - S02E18</title>
    <desc>This is essentially two half-episodes. In the first, Micki and Ryan are trying to recover a cursed piece of rock, the Shard of Medusa, from a sculptress. Using it, she can kill a victim and transform them into a prize-winning piece of art. The cousins fail to get the Shard, and the sculptress escapes. In the second half, Micki's visiting nephew J.B. stumbles upon a haunted house and befriends a young boy, Ricky, who is living there. It is revealed that Ricky's parents were Satanists who bought a cursed childs' coffin from Lewis Vendredi. The coffin can resurrect a child, but at the cost of an adult's life. Ricky is revealed to be a ghost, and tries to claim Micki's life. J.B. persuades him not to out of their friendship, and Ricky passes away for good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165205 +0000" stop="20260915173733 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butcher - S02E19</title>
    <desc>While Micki and Ryan are on vacation, Jack has nightmares of his World War II experience when he was captured by the Nazis and nearly killed by Rausch, a commandant known as The Butcher. The Butcher used a garrotte made of barbed wire to kill his victims. Jack was saved by the rest of his battalion then, but now in the modern day his surviving friends are being killed off one by one with a barbed-wire garrotte. It turns out that an escaped Nazi, Mueller, is using a mystic talisman, the Amulet of Thule, to resurrect Rausch. Rausch, masquerading as a right-wing radio talk-show host named Walden, is seeking revenge on Jack and the others. Although the Amulet is not an antique, Jack must recover it to defeat Rausch and send him back to the grave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173733 +0000" stop="20260915182301 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mesmer's Bauble - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A homely record-store clerk is obsessed with pop diva Angelica, and happens to stumble upon a jewelry robbery where the thieves drop one of the items: a cursed pendant that first belonged to Dr. Mesmer. The curse lets the clerk fulfill his every wish by mesmerizing a victim into doing whatever he wants them to. He wishes first for attractiveness, and then for the diva's love and the chance to be close to her. Ultimately, however, none of this is good enough for him, and his final wish is to _be_ Angelica. The wish is successful, but Micki and Ryan, close on his trail, manage to intercept him/her at a concert and grab the necklace, undoing all the benefits it bestowed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182301 +0000" stop="20260915190831 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding In Black - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A mysterious snowglobe is mailed to Curious Goods. When Micki gives it a shake, an old boyfriend of hers shows up, and convinces her to join him at a bed &amp; breakfast. Then Jack and Ryan are both visited by old friends when they shake the globe. It turns out that each of the three newcomers is working for Satan. If Micki can be tricked into sleeping with her boyfriend, then she will be considered wedded to Satan as she ""willingly"" did so. Jack and Ryan, lured to the hotel, are separated from her, able to witness what is going on but unable to contact Micki. It turns out they are trapped in the hotel within the snow globe. Ultimately, Ryan's ex-girlfriend helps them, and they manage to drive a car into the edge of the globe, knocking it off the shelf it is resting and shattering it (and freeing themselves) before Micki can consummate her wedding with the Devil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190831 +0000" stop="20260915195358 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E22</title>
    <desc>While Ryan and Jack try to recover a pair of cursed snowshoes, Micki hears from one of Ryan's street contacts, a punk named Johnny. He's managed to track down a pool cue that bears a cursed. The player who owns it can't be beat, and there are the usual trail of impaled bodies. The pool player is hoping to make enough money to marry his fiancee. It turns out that he knows nothing about the curse, and it is his fiancee that is killing people so that he will eventually murder her. Eventually he finds out, and she kills him. The woman is locked up and Micki and Johnny recover the cue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122754 +0000" stop="20260915131111 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stay - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Coach searches for a strategy to shut down their toughest opponent yet. Tim reconnects with Lyla. Vince discovers he has a gift for car theft. Julie and Matt attend a concert in Austin and reach a critical juncture in their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131111 +0000" stop="20260915135410 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Bag - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Despite some doubt, Coach makes Vince quarterback. Tami struggles to comfort Julie who's grieving over Matt's sudden departure. Tim has a confrontation with Becky's dad. Luke is badly injured. Landry makes a play for Jess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135410 +0000" stop="20260915143721 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toilet Bowl - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Eric realizes that East Dillon's problems aren't only on the field; Jess tries to choose between Vince and Landry; Luke's injury takes a toll on him; and Riggins makes a decision that could backfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143721 +0000" stop="20260915151950 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lights in Carroll Park - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Coach talks tough to shady characters when trying to clean up a park ridden with drugs and gang violence. Becky discovers she's pregnant. Jess's relationship with Landry is heating up. Julie makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151950 +0000" stop="20260915160219 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Riggins puts Tami in a tough spot; Julie asks a friend to dinner; Vince’s mom has a health crisis; Luke’s parents look for ways to help him; and Eric is urged to change his coaching style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160219 +0000" stop="20260915164452 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Injury List - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The team can't focus on their next game. Tami gets involved in a controversy. Vince wants to end his deal with Kennard. Julie gets an unexpected phone call from Matt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164452 +0000" stop="20260915172727 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laboring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Tensions in town run high as the Panthers/Lions game approaches; Coach tells Luke he won't be playing; Tami attempts to placate her detractors; developments both good and bad shake up the Riggins boys; Vince teams up with Kennard to seek revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172727 +0000" stop="20260915181030 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Taylors host Thanksgiving dinner; Coach tells Vince he has to be more selfish; Tami must make an apology; Julie and Landry are surprised by a visitor from their past; Tim makes a difficult decision; East Dillon rallies around the Lions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181030 +0000" stop="20260915185345 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expectations - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Coach tempers high expectations for East Dillon's impending season; Vince and Luke work to recruit a new player for the Lions' squad; Dillon bids farewell to two alumni as they prepare to leave for college.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185345 +0000" stop="20260915193631 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Outside Looking In - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eric realizes that the Lions' performance in the first game of the season hasn't satisfied everyone; Vince receives unexpected benefits from his status as a football player; and Luke's aggression on the field has repercussions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122206 +0000" stop="20260915124444 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Ick Factor - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Monica gets a shock when she finds out her boyfriend is younger than she thought. Chandler finds out his colleagues don't like him when Phoebe temps as his secretary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124444 +0000" stop="20260915130728 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Birth - S01E23</title>
    <desc>As Carol goes into labor; Ross and Susan argue, Rachel flirts with Carol's doctor, and Joey assists a pregnant single mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130728 +0000" stop="20260915133014 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Rachel Finds Out - S01E24</title>
    <desc>As Ross leaves for China, Chandler accidentally reveals Ross's feelings for Rachel. Joey takes part in a fertility study and is unable to sleep with his new girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133014 +0000" stop="20260915135227 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Ross's New Girlfriend - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with a new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Phoebe is persuaded to cut Monica's hair and Chandler has an unpleasant experience with Joey's tailor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135227 +0000" stop="20260915141513 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Breast Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ross is grossed out by Carol's breast milk and Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica's growing friendship with Julie. Meanwhile, Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141513 +0000" stop="20260915143804 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Heckles Dies - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Heckles dies, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the man and his own life. Ross and Phoebe argue over the progression of evolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143804 +0000" stop="20260915150049 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Phoebe's Husband - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The gang is amazed to learn that Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150049 +0000" stop="20260915152338 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Income issues divide the friends: the well-off Ross, Chandler and Monica versus the not-so-well-off Phoebe, Rachel and Joey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152338 +0000" stop="20260915154629 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Baby on the Bus - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chandler and Joey baby-sit Ben when Ross has an allergic reaction and has to go to the hospital. Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154629 +0000" stop="20260915160929 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Ross Finds Out - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A drunken Rachel calls Ross and reveals her feelings for him on his answering machine. Meanwhile, Monica finds work as Chandler's personal trainer and Phoebe has a hard time trying to get her boyfriend to sleep with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160929 +0000" stop="20260915163220 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the List - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ross must choose between Rachel and Julie and enlists Joey and Chandler's help in making a pros and cons list. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job making food with a synthetic chocolate substitute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163220 +0000" stop="20260915165506 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Phoebe's Dad - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Phoebe tracks down her real father. Chandler and Joey wait too late to shop for presents and Monica tips people using home-baked cookies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165506 +0000" stop="20260915171756 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Russ - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Monica gets back together with 'Fun Bobby.' Rachel starts dating a guy named Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171756 +0000" stop="20260915174045 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Lesbian Wedding - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Rachel's mom comes to visit with big news. Monica caters Carol and Susan's wedding. Phoebe becomes 'possessed' by the spirit of a recently deceased client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174045 +0000" stop="20260915180330 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One After the Super Bowl (1) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ross goes to visit Marcel while on a trip to California. Joey gets his first fan letter from an attractive but unstable woman. Phoebe is asked to sing for the children at the library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180330 +0000" stop="20260915182603 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One After the Super Bowl (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ross finds Marcel on the set of a new movie, where Chandler bumps into a former schoolmate. Meanwhile, Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182603 +0000" stop="20260915184847 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Prom Video - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The gang watches a home video from the night of Monica and Rachel's prom. Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184847 +0000" stop="20260915191137 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191137 +0000" stop="20260915193415 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Joey Moves Out - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Joey decides to move out. Rachel and Phoebe decide to get tattoos. Monica worries about her parents finding out that she is dating Richard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193415 +0000" stop="20260915195700 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Eddie Moves In - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Phoebe is discovered by a record producer who wants to make "Smelly Cat" into a music video. Ross's new relationship with Rachel makes Monica feel like she's living with her brother again.  Chandler gets a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120723 +0000" stop="20260915125113 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bullet That Saved the World - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the Fringe team tracks a lead into a hostile and heavily guarded location, Phillip Broyles resurfaces... but can he be trusted?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125113 +0000" stop="20260915133507 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Origin Story - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Fringe team responds to recent devastating events, and a key member makes a pivotal and shocking move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133507 +0000" stop="20260915141816 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Looking Glass and What Walter Found There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>A Fringe team member takes on a new role, and Walter follows leads to a key piece needed in the battle against the Observers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141816 +0000" stop="20260915150133 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five-Twenty-Ten - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As the fight for the future intensifies, a member of the Fringe team orchestrates a Fringe event of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150133 +0000" stop="20260915154524 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Kind - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Olivia encounters a very intuitive and oracle-like person named Simone as she looks to recover a key piece of equipment for Walter. Meanwhile, Peter finds himself in a perilous situation as he observes Windmark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154524 +0000" stop="20260915162825 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Blotter - S05E09</title>
    <desc>In attempt to recall a plan to defeat the Observers, Walter takes an LSD trip down memory lane. Meanwhile, Peter and Olivia trace a mysterious signal to the woods, where they come upon a grisly scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162825 +0000" stop="20260915171030 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anomaly XB-6783746 - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The Fringe team is running out of time to save the world. As Peter, Olivia, Astrid and Walter scramble to tap into a key piece of the puzzle to defeat the Observers, they enlist the aid of Nina Sharp who conjures up a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171030 +0000" stop="20260915175404 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Must Live - S05E11</title>
    <desc>As time dramatically ticks down, Peter, Olivia and Walter stop at nothing to save the universe from Observer rule. Walter enters the infamous deprivation tank in an attempt to uncover a key piece of information about the mysterious figure, Donald. Meanwhile, Captain Windmark sets out on a revealing mission of his own as long-standing questions are answered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175404 +0000" stop="20260915183706 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liberty - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Fringe team engages a desperate plan as Olivia embarks on a dangerous and otherworldly journey into the unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183706 +0000" stop="20260915191910 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Enemy of Fate - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Peter, Olivia, Walter, Astrid and Broyles face off against the Observers in one final and extraordinary battle for the fate of mankind.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121353 +0000" stop="20260915122439 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122439 +0000" stop="20260915123540 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123540 +0000" stop="20260915124611 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124611 +0000" stop="20260915125652 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125652 +0000" stop="20260915130823 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130823 +0000" stop="20260915131954 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131954 +0000" stop="20260915133110 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133110 +0000" stop="20260915134241 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134241 +0000" stop="20260915135406 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135406 +0000" stop="20260915140517 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140517 +0000" stop="20260915141618 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141618 +0000" stop="20260915142708 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142708 +0000" stop="20260915143809 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143809 +0000" stop="20260915144915 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144915 +0000" stop="20260915145956 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145956 +0000" stop="20260915151037 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers for Nearl - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151037 +0000" stop="20260915152108 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grate Escape - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Killface (still blind) and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (still blind, still naked, still doing business as Barnaby Jones) escape from the sweatshop to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Down there in Chinatown. And everybody else winds up down there too, somehow, because of the death rabbit fights. And all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152108 +0000" stop="20260915153214 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Fighting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Equipped only with a map, a bag of radishes, and brand new eyes goggling about in their heads, Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (aka Barnaby Jones) attempt to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Who instantly captures them. And then forces them to fight... to the death! Could this be the end?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153214 +0000" stop="20260915154345 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrust Issues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With everything resolved, Killface tries to buy the Annihilatrix back after Phil sells it to Arabs. Meanwhile, Xander Crews exacts his revenge on Stan until he finds out his entire fortune was invested into Killface's Annihilatrix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154345 +0000" stop="20260915155442 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Dark Horse - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155442 +0000" stop="20260915160523 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160523 +0000" stop="20260915161638 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Issues - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161638 +0000" stop="20260915162809 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Image Problem - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162809 +0000" stop="20260915163925 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163925 +0000" stop="20260915165026 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165026 +0000" stop="20260915170112 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170112 +0000" stop="20260915171213 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171213 +0000" stop="20260915172244 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172244 +0000" stop="20260915173325 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173325 +0000" stop="20260915174456 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174456 +0000" stop="20260915175627 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175627 +0000" stop="20260915180743 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180743 +0000" stop="20260915181914 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181914 +0000" stop="20260915183039 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183039 +0000" stop="20260915184150 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184150 +0000" stop="20260915185251 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185251 +0000" stop="20260915190342 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190342 +0000" stop="20260915191443 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191443 +0000" stop="20260915192548 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192548 +0000" stop="20260915193629 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193629 +0000" stop="20260915194710 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers for Nearl - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194710 +0000" stop="20260915195742 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grate Escape - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Killface (still blind) and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (still blind, still naked, still doing business as Barnaby Jones) escape from the sweatshop to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Down there in Chinatown. And everybody else winds up down there too, somehow, because of the death rabbit fights. And all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122005 +0000" stop="20260915124235 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy has an out-of-body experience where he finds himself denied entry into heaven, he becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124235 +0000" stop="20260915130506 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to search for Al Capone’s hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can’t see how hot she is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130506 +0000" stop="20260915132736 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petey Gets God'd - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker, but his newfound religious zeal drives everyone nuts and Jimmy is forced to reveal the truth about the girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132736 +0000" stop="20260915135006 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle of Vagina - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business as a legitimate scam’, but when one of her predictions miraculously comes true, she believes she has ‘the gift’.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135006 +0000" stop="20260915141236 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horny Bastard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy opens Regina’s first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141236 +0000" stop="20260915143506 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex on Ice - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he’s actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called “Jinksy”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143506 +0000" stop="20260915145736 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunts With Handgun - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech are forced to go to a cultural sensitivity seminar at an Indian reservation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145736 +0000" stop="20260915152006 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The McFrugals - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jimmy goes broke, forcing the Falcone family to make sacrifices in the Season 2 premiere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152006 +0000" stop="20260915154236 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mennonites! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Theresa falls in love with a young Mennonite man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154236 +0000" stop="20260915160506 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Cool for Night School - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enrolls in night school in a bid to save his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160506 +0000" stop="20260915162737 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Broadfather - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy meets his long-lost father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162737 +0000" stop="20260915165007 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royally Screwed - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Falcones have a special guest over for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165007 +0000" stop="20260915171237 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Only Try Haggis Once - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171237 +0000" stop="20260915173507 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From My Cold Limp Hands - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy has an identity crisis when he is forced to give up his guns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173507 +0000" stop="20260915175737 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugly American - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An opportunity arises for Jimmy to relocate back to America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175737 +0000" stop="20260915182007 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man from P.I.G.L.E.T. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy offers criminal advice to a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182007 +0000" stop="20260915184237 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza with Extra Cheech - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy discovers that someone is pretending to be Cheech Falcone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184237 +0000" stop="20260915190507 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balls on This Room - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cookie face off in a ballroom-dancing contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190507 +0000" stop="20260915192737 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ass-Jax - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cookie feels threatened when Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192737 +0000" stop="20260915195007 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Effin' Neighbors, Eh? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes annoyed by his neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124040 +0000" stop="20260915132412 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Off the Top - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Ian gets the call to help build a custom truck with some very particular goals in mind. As he gets into it, one truck cab turns into two, and Ian works his magic to bring it all together with a classic look. Then later, Ian resurrects an old friend's chopper and gets it back on the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132412 +0000" stop="20260915140743 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dodger Lodger - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Ian turns the funk all the way up as he gets creative with a few vintage ranch treasures and a wild idea. With his mind set on building a vintage house car, Ian brings in some high-powered help and dives deep into his parts stash to bring the project to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140743 +0000" stop="20260915145114 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is That a Cadillac? - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Ian kicks off a big build with some crazy fabrication that gets the Full Custom treatment. With a healthy dose of flavor and some unique ideas, Ian gets in deep with a new concept on an old classic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145114 +0000" stop="20260915153446 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheese Biscuit - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Ian serves up a wild roadster build with his most ambitious client Victor; inspired by Ed Roth's unusual creations from the past, Ian lets loose on a pile of parts and works his magic to bring it all together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153446 +0000" stop="20260915161817 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surfin' Safari - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ian enlists the help of his good buddy Eric, and they get down with some real envisioning; taking the surf vibes to another level, the duo gets weird with a wild wagon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161817 +0000" stop="20260915170149 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicking Up Dust - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Ian jumps off-road and gets into a desert-inspired hot rod build; he takes the unique mashup all the way, pulling together the perfect combination to take on the desert terrain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170149 +0000" stop="20260915174332 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep on Truckin' - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Ian has his hands full as he attempts to rescue a classic survivor and wrap up some unfinished business on a friend's project; along the way, he picks up some fresh inspiration from a huge truck show and digs deep into a desert donor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174332 +0000" stop="20260915182518 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Early Style Hot Rod - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Taking inspiration from the pioneers of hot rodding, Ian goes old school with a stock Model A and puts his twist on a traditional-style build.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182518 +0000" stop="20260915190453 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugged Out - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ian brings his wild fabrication skills into the world of Volkswagen bugs, as he turns a stock bug into a wild custom. Using some old tricks with a current aesthetic, Ian reveals his version of a modern Full Custom bug and meets some new clients along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190453 +0000" stop="20260915194429 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Truckin’ - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ian delivers the fabrication goods as he transplants a 1948 International cab onto a modern roll-off truck chassis. After a trip to a high-end big rig truck show, Ian comes up with some concepts to push the project to the next level and cranks out one bad-ass truck !</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Save the Dates - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Love Is in the Air - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Jesse and Becky return to renew their vows, a bachelorette party leads to trouble for DJ, who is forced to make a decision.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Back - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Mom Interference - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Ramona's Not-So-Epic First Kiss - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ramona's first kiss leads to a heartbreaking lesson in love. A memorable "Sister Night" makes wedding crashers out of DJ and Stephanie.</desc>
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    <title>Curse of Tanner Manor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jackson and Ramona would rather die than go to DJ's "scary" family Halloween party, where Fernando and Kimmy pull the ultimate couples costume.</desc>
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    <title>Doggy Daddy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A not-so-typical day involves a dance audition, a toddler play date, four chickens and a vet emergency. Matt comes to an important realization.</desc>
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    <title>Fuller Thanksgiving - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The house feels overstuffed when the entire Tanner family shows up for Thanksgiving, pushing DJ's organizational skills into overdrive.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Talk - S02E07</title>
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    <title>A Tangled Web - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Jackson pet-sits for Lola, DJ works overtime to help Max ace a school project. Jimmy makes a music video for Stephanie's latest song.</desc>
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    <title>Glazed &amp; Confused - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With out-of-town trips planned for the adults, Uncle Joey delivers doughnuts -- and unexpected drama. Stephanie's nervous about singing on television.</desc>
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    <title>New Kids in the House - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Kimmy and Stephanie have an epic surprise planned for DJ's 39th birthday, but Max cooks up a painful twist that changes everything.</desc>
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    <title>DJ and Kimmy's High School Reunion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A high school reunion leaves DJ wondering whether she still has feelings for Steve, while a hapless Kimmy is trending for all the wrong reasons.</desc>
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    <title>Nutcrackers - S02E12</title>
    <desc>'Tis the season to be in love, but Stephanie doesn't want to hear it. Max gets a girlfriend for Christmas, and Ramona suits up for "The Nutcracker"</desc>
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    <title>Happy New Year, Baby - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Steve comes to DJ for help with an important proposal. Jesse and Becky's new addition brings Danny and Joey home -- and has Jimmy spouting baby talk.</desc>
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    <title>The Impossible Stream - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Fry risks permanent insanity when he attempts to binge-watch every TV show ever made.</desc>
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    <title>Children of a Lesser Bog - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Amy and Kif’s children emerge from an alien swamp.</desc>
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    <title>How the West Was 1010001 - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Bender and the crew head west to join the bitcoin mining rush.</desc>
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    <title>Parasites Regained - S08E04</title>
    <desc>After Nibbler falls ill, the crew shrinks down for a dangerous mission into a desert world contained within his litter box.</desc>
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    <title>Related to Items You've Viewed - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Bender uncovers the mysteries of the vast Momazon corporation.</desc>
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    <title>I Know What You Did Next Xmas - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Bender and Zoidberg travel through time to attack Robot Santa.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Against the Vaccine - S08E07</title>
    <desc>A pandemic ravages future Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Zapp Gets Canceled - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When Zapp Brannigan is canceled for crude behavior, Leela takes over as captain of the Nimbus on a critical mission.</desc>
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    <title>The Prince and the Product - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The crew members are reborn as toys.</desc>
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    <title>All The Way Down - S08E10</title>
    <desc>The crew investigates whether the universe is a simulation.</desc>
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    <title>The One Amigo - S09E01</title>
    <desc>After Bender sells an NFT representing the "Concept of Bender", he feels lost and returns to his ancestral village in Mexico to rediscover himself.</desc>
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    <title>Quids Game - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Bizarre aliens force the crew to reenact all the classic children’s games Fry played at his 8th birthday party... except this time, they are played TO THE DEATH!</desc>
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    <title>The Temp - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A mysterious temp worker takes over Fry's job... as well as his entire life.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty and The Bug - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Bender becomes a matador in the sport of "Bug Fighting".</desc>
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    <title>One is Silicon and the Other Gold - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Leela becomes friends with a jealous chatbot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181446 +0000" stop="20260915183909 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Clothes - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The Professor's fast-fashion clothes are a smash hit, but an environmental disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183909 +0000" stop="20260915190331 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Espresso - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hermes inherits a Jamaican coffee farm that holds the ruins of an ancient spaceship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190331 +0000" stop="20260915192757 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuteness Overload - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Amy sets out to collect the cutest toys in the universe – but they are not as harmless as they appear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192757 +0000" stop="20260915195220 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Futurama Mystery Liberry - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Futurama is reimagined in the form of classic children's mystery books.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121404 +0000" stop="20260915123653 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigskin Commandos - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Joes play a football match against Cobra, with Sgt.Slaughter as the ball...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123653 +0000" stop="20260915125942 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Shoulder - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cobra and the Joes race to recover a satellite which comes down in the arctic after Cobra attempts to destroy the worlds satellites...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125942 +0000" stop="20260915132231 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Injustice and the Cobra Way - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cobra Commander disguises himself as a new superhero named Serpent Man in an effort to humiliate G.I Joe...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132231 +0000" stop="20260915134520 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>General Confusion - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When G.I Joe are told they are exceeding government funding they have to report to The Battle World proving grounds to learn how to fight cost efficently under the supervision of Dr.Carday who is secretly Zarana in disguise. Meanwhile Cobra Commander plans to steal a new weapon named 'The General'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134520 +0000" stop="20260915140808 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Creepers - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Low Light faces supernatural beings, while Night Creeper Leader plans to regain favour with Cobra Commander...</desc>
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    <title>That's Entertainment - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Cobra Commander tries to make a break into the world of stand up comedy by impersonating a famous comedian while planning a trap for the Joes...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143057 +0000" stop="20260915145346 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Found You...Evy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Ambush finds his lost love Evy, only to find she has now joined Cobra...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145346 +0000" stop="20260915151635 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Officer and a Viperman - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Pathfinder, Ambush and Topside infiltrate a Cobra training camp when Cobra suddenly seems to know their every move...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151635 +0000" stop="20260915153923 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D-Day at Alcatraz (1) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Cobra Commander, Destro and Metal Head allow themselves to be imprisoned in Alcatraz so that they can gain access to a highly powerful weapon on the Comstock Lode submarine outside of the prison...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153923 +0000" stop="20260915160213 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D-Day at Alcatraz (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The Cobras escape from Alcatraz and prepare to use their new weapon to take over the world, now GI Joe has to stop their most devious scheme yet...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160213 +0000" stop="20260915162502 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Mangler - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Duke is captured by Gnawgahyde who uses a device called the Mind Mangler to try and break into Dukes brain, but a girl named Megan helps Duke escape, little does he know that Megan is really a disguised Zarana planning to steal GI Joes secrets...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162502 +0000" stop="20260915164750 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BIOK - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Destro creates a super computer named BIOK, which infiltrates every computer system in the world, but soon BIOK turns on them and has plans of its own to take over the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164750 +0000" stop="20260915171045 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck on You - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After a battle, Cobra Commander and Pathfinder become lost in the Jungle with a enraged Gorilla in pursuit...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171045 +0000" stop="20260915173339 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eliminator - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Overkill receives an upgrade and becomes The Eliminator, and sets out to destroy the Joes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173339 +0000" stop="20260915175634 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chunnel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>At the unveiling of a new tunnel between England and France, Cobra Commander kidnaps the Queen of England and steals the crown jewels, proclaiming himself King...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175634 +0000" stop="20260915181928 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sword - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes and Night Creeper leader all race for possession of the mythical sword of destiny...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181928 +0000" stop="20260915184152 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Dorado: The Lost City of Gold - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Grunt and Cobra Commander by search for El Dorado, The Lost City of Gold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184152 +0000" stop="20260915190446 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kindergarten Commandos - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Cobra takes control of a school in the hope of training new Cobra recruits from a young age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190446 +0000" stop="20260915192739 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Live Rock and Roll (1) - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Cobra plans to destroy New York city by using subliminal messages in Rock and Roll music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192739 +0000" stop="20260915195033 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Live Rock and Roll (2) - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Joes race to stop Cobras Rock and Roll scheme...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120320 +0000" stop="20260915122741 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planes, Trains, and Kitty Balloons! - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy take a travel adventure using a train, plane, cruise ship and hot air balloon — but they can't forget to take pictures for CatRat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122741 +0000" stop="20260915125201 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Fairy Friends - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A glowing lantern leads Gabby and Pandy to a Fairy Fly House! But to meet their new neighbor, they'll need to prove they're helpful, kind and welcoming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125201 +0000" stop="20260915131622 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Googly Eyes - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Gabby and Pandy find a magical jar of googly eyes, they're in for a troublemaking surprise. Luckily MerCat knows just how to burst trouble's bubble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131622 +0000" stop="20260915134043 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spongey-Saurus - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Roar! Stomp! When Spongey-Saurus gets wet, he grows. When he dries out, he shrinks. Can Gabby and Pandy keep their new dino-pal the perfect size?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134043 +0000" stop="20260915140504 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Box’s Meow-Seum Day! - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The Gabby Cats need to make a special art project for Baby Box's Meow-Seum Day. But with many different ways to make art, who knows what they'll create!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140504 +0000" stop="20260915142925 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carlita the Ice Cream Truck! - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Carlita has transformed into an ice cream truck! Before she can deliver sweet treats to all the Gabby Cats, she'll need ice cream, a menu and a song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142925 +0000" stop="20260915145344 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magical Mermaid-Lantis - S08E01</title>
    <desc>SunnyCat invites Gabby to a Mermaid Sparkle Party in Mermaid-Lantis! But to attend, she needs to bring MerCat's blue crystal — and her special sparkle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145344 +0000" stop="20260915151803 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Cruise - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy learn all about snow science when they take a cruise to the North Pole to see a rainbow igloo that Pete the Polar Bear and CatRat built.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151803 +0000" stop="20260915154221 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Benny Box is Here! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>The Box Family welcomes its newest member: Benny Box! When Mama Box needs a nap, Gabby and Pandy teach Baby Box how to babysit her new brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154221 +0000" stop="20260915160640 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mermaid Cruise Ship - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Gabby's going on a mermaid cruise! There are a ton of fun activities to do aboard the ship, like making mer-mazing crowns, tails and treats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160640 +0000" stop="20260915163059 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charm Bracelet Treasure Hunt - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy follow clues and solve riddles to find sparkly treasures on an a-meow-zing Dollhouse Treasure Hunt. Can they find all three?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163059 +0000" stop="20260915165518 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CatRat's KittyFish - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When Gabby receives a fishbowl in her Meow Meow Mailbox, CatRat wants to use it as a home for his itty bitty kittyfish. But they keep hiding!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165518 +0000" stop="20260915171937 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid Christmas Cruise - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Santa Kitty is on his way to the Mermaid Christmas Cruise to give the first present of the year to MerCat's baby sister Hsiu Hsiu and we're invited!</desc>
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    <title>Music Festival - S09E01</title>
    <desc>When Gabby and Pandy score party passes to DJ Catnip's music festival, they board a groovy bus to watch shows featuring all their favorite Gabby Cats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174356 +0000" stop="20260915180815 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cakey’s Birthday - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Cakey runs out of sprinkles on the most sprinkle-riffic day of the year: his birthday! Can Cakey's friends figure out a way to bring his sprinkles back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180815 +0000" stop="20260915183234 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandy’s Bad Day - S09E03</title>
    <desc>After messing up his hug attack and getting a hole in his Pandy Pack, Pandy realizes he's having a bad day — but things just keep getting worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183234 +0000" stop="20260915185653 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Box's Crafty-riffic Adventure - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Gabby receives a Crafty-riffic Adventure Kit in her Dollhouse Delivery, which comes in handy when CatRat spends the day crafting silly bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185653 +0000" stop="20260915192112 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silly Kitty Cubes - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Gabby brings her Silly Kitty Cubes with her to the dollhouse, where all the Gabby Cats play along by making up fun stories based on what they've rolled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192112 +0000" stop="20260915194530 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carlita's Ameowzing Race - S09E06</title>
    <desc>It's the day of Carlita's A-meow-zing Race! After choosing their racers, Gabby and her friends speed around solving puzzles to win a special surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120430 +0000" stop="20260915122848 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122848 +0000" stop="20260915125306 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from Earth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At a big game, Doyle is knocked out, and wakes up 15 years later to find he has grown into a giant.
All the former Galaxy High students are on    Earth and Beef's army has been ordered to destroy Doyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125306 +0000" stop="20260915131739 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Galaxy High - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doyle and Aimee arrive at Galaxy High and meet their strange new classmates.
Here, their roles are switched, as Doyle is now a nerd and Aimee is popular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131739 +0000" stop="20260915134201 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza's Honor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doyle must make a pizza delivery to the creep Tinglar planet.
But Beef and the Bonk Bunch Follow Him to Make Trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134201 +0000" stop="20260915140623 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beef Who Would Be King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beef is elected king of the planet Cholesterol. But once he gets crowned.
they want to eat him and Doyle must save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140623 +0000" stop="20260915143043 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143043 +0000" stop="20260915145503 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Eyes, Those Lips - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booey wants to go to the Mick Maggers concert, but the tickets are sold out.
Aimee and the gang go to great lengths to get a ticket for Booey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145503 +0000" stop="20260915151922 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doyle's New Friend - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Hands Across the Universe dance is coming to Galaxy High, and Doyle's
new friend Wolfgang arrives to help with the dance and play practical jokes   on everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151922 +0000" stop="20260915154344 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollars and Sense - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aimee is persued by Reggie Unicycle, the richest man in the galaxy.
He showers her with gifts and trips, and the gang must help her see him for   what he really is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154344 +0000" stop="20260915160813 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Blanket Blow-Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Everyone, but Doyle gets to go for Spring Break at Fort Lauderoid.
But Doyle and Professor Icenstein find out that a supernova nearby will destroy the beach plantoid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160813 +0000" stop="20260915163232 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain Blaster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To get better grades, Doyle tries a brain blaster and gets addicted.
He steals from his friends in order to pay for his habit, but Aimee and friends try to break him off of the drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163232 +0000" stop="20260915165650 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brat Pack - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Beef is punished by Ms. McBrain to take over a class full of little kids.
who are alot of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165650 +0000" stop="20260915172108 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Founders' Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Doyle, Aimee, Milo and Creep fall into Professor Icenstein's time machine and go back to the day that Galaxy High was founded.
But by being there,they alter time and have to make sure that Galaxy High gets created somehow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172108 +0000" stop="20260915174526 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174526 +0000" stop="20260915180944 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from Earth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At a big game, Doyle is knocked out, and wakes up 15 years later to find he has grown into a giant.
All the former Galaxy High students are on    Earth and Beef's army has been ordered to destroy Doyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180944 +0000" stop="20260915183417 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Galaxy High - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doyle and Aimee arrive at Galaxy High and meet their strange new classmates.
Here, their roles are switched, as Doyle is now a nerd and Aimee is popular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183417 +0000" stop="20260915185839 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza's Honor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doyle must make a pizza delivery to the creep Tinglar planet.
But Beef and the Bonk Bunch Follow Him to Make Trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185839 +0000" stop="20260915192301 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beef Who Would Be King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beef is elected king of the planet Cholesterol. But once he gets crowned.
they want to eat him and Doyle must save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192301 +0000" stop="20260915194721 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123058 +0000" stop="20260915140044 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bells - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Daenerys and Cersei weigh their options as an epic conflict looms at King's Landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140044 +0000" stop="20260915143559 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game Revealed: Season 8 Episode 5 - S00E53</title>
    <desc>The Game Revealed: Season 8 Episode 5</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143559 +0000" stop="20260915155436 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iron Throne - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The fate of the Seven Kingdoms is at stake as the final chapter of Game of Thrones is written.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155436 +0000" stop="20260915165613 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Is Coming - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lord Ned Stark is troubled by disturbing reports form a Night's Watch deserter; King Robert arrives at Winterfell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165613 +0000" stop="20260915175130 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kingsroad - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Lannisters plot to ensure Bran's silence; Jon and Tyrion head to the Wall; Ned faces a family crisis en route to King's Landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175130 +0000" stop="20260915184844 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jon impresses Tyrion at Castle Black; Ned confronts his past and future at King's Landing; Daenerys finds herself at odds with Viserys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184844 +0000" stop="20260915194422 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ned probes Arryn's death; Jon takes measures to protect Sam; Tyrion is caught in the wrong place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122822 +0000" stop="20260915130746 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind Enemy Lines - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Hells Angels are the most powerful and well-known biker club on the planet, boasting over 2500 members worldwide. In April 2002, a riot in a Nevada casino between the Hells Angels and their rivals, the Mongols, kills three gang members and creates headlines around the country. Federal authorities seize the opportunity and send a team of undercover agents to infiltrate the outlaw biker group. Along the way, they uncover a world of sex, rampant drug use, and vicious violence - employed to ensure the Hells Angel's place at the top of the biker world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130746 +0000" stop="20260915134712 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Wars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Home to 900 street gangs and over 80,000 gang members, the city of Los Angeles has the dubious title of "Gang Capital of the World." Territory means power and every gang in LA wants to expand their neighborhood boundaries by any means necessary. Since the 1990's, an ugly new development has surfaced in the gang wars of LA: Gangs are dividing by race. In neighborhoods such as Harbor Gateway, Highland Park, and Firestone, Hispanic gang members are targeting black civilians in an attempt to keep their territory free of the rival race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134712 +0000" stop="20260915142642 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kings Of New York - S01E06</title>
    <desc>King Lil Man," was found decapitated, dismembered, and burned in a bathtub. His Latin King's tattoo had been cut from his skin, his head and hands were never found. According to former Assistant U.S. Attorney Richard Zabel, his murderers, fellow Latin King gang members, were "...actually driving around town in a cab with his head because "King Blood," their leader, needed proof of the murder." By the mid-1990's, the New York chapter of the Latin Kings had grown into the most violent and largest street gang every seen in the city. Lead by the murderous "King Blood," they left a path of mayhem that was only brought to an end by "Blood's" 18 guilty verdicts - eight of them for murder. His conviction was largely based on the 20,000 plus letters he wrote detailing the crimes the New York Latin Kings were perpetuating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142642 +0000" stop="20260915150610 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone To The Bone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Graffiti reading: "Terror Town," "Cold Stone Soldier" and "Stones Run It" litters Chicago's Southside neighborhoods. It's the work of BPS, Chicago's second largest street gang. The gang has a long and colorful history with their founder - Jeff Fort - convicted in 1987 of plotting to carry out terrorist acts against the US government with the support of Libyan government. The FBI classified the group as a "terrorist threat," in the wake of 9/11.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150610 +0000" stop="20260915154535 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate Nation - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Called the "shock troops" of the revolution, Skinheads form a particularly brutal element of the white supremacist movement. Violent hate-crimes are their method of intimidation and a preview of the race war they see as inevitable. It's a culture driven by the violent lyrics of racist rock, and fueled by hate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154535 +0000" stop="20260915163005 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gangster City - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Gangs have been in existence for as long as there have been humans. Daryl Gates, former Los Angeles Chief of Police suggests that there is something about human nature that draws many toward gangs-- the need for respect, security and acceptance. It makes little difference whether the country is totalitarian or democratic, whether the time is feudal or current.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163005 +0000" stop="20260915170935 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood In, Blood Out - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Nuestra Familia. As the predominant Hispanic gang in Northern California, Nuestra Familia, or NF is primarily a prison gang. Compared to other prison gangs, NF's numbers on the inside are relatively small, yet they distinguish themselves through discipline and fear. They have adopted the battle cry "blood in, blood out," and made their rules official, scribing a 50-page constitution laying out their bylaws. Among them, "an automatic death sentence will be put on family member that turns traitor, coward or deserter. " NF also have tens of thousands of loyal followers on the streets known as Nortenos or Northerners. The main rival of NF has always been the Mexican Mafia, with their followers being the Surenos or Southerners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170935 +0000" stop="20260915174901 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Training - S01E11</title>
    <desc>"Basic Training" takes an inside look at the infiltration of street gangs into the United States military. Gang members in uniform are participating in serious criminal activity on or near U.S. military installations around the world. Our national security may be at risk as these gang members steal advanced weaponry, learn military tactics, distribute drugs and even commit murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174901 +0000" stop="20260915182826 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Oath - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During the late 1990's, the New York Metropolitan area was plagued by the random violence of a new breed of street gang: The United Blood Nation. Created in 1993 by Rikers Island inmate, Omar Portee, the UBN emulated the Bloods street gang on the West Coast, but was more randomly violent. Portee formed the UBN in an effort to unite the African-American prisoners against Hispanic gangs like the Latin Kings. Better known as "OG Mack," Portee led the UBN from behind prison walls, and eventually on the streets of New York. By the mid 1990's, like an epidemic, the Bloods had taken over the tri-state area, which had historically belonged to the Latin Kings. By the year 2000, the Bloods were the most violent gang on the East Coast- and OG-Mack became known as the Godfather of the East Coast Bloods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182826 +0000" stop="20260915191254 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Root Of All Evil - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gangland takes a look at the Drugs and Prostitution rackets run by MS-13.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191254 +0000" stop="20260915195222 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maniacal - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chicago's second-largest Latin gang, The Maniac Latin Disciples rule the northwest side of Chicago. Since their beginning in the early 1960's, the MLD's have grown so big, that in 2005, the US Attorney for Illinois, Patrick Fitzgerald, testified before Congress that the Disciples should be considered a "super gang." The gang has had to rely on strong leadership to control the thousands of foot soldiers on the streets. Revenge and betrayal are characteristics of the MLD's and the streets are battlefields for rival Hispanic gangs. Gangland takes you inside the twisted world of the MLD's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120738 +0000" stop="20260915122235 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster - S06E32</title>
    <desc>This time, the Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster returns to Orson's farm to hidding, because its creator, a mad scientist, it's looking for it throughout, and the monster doesn't wish to return with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122235 +0000" stop="20260915123019 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Life and Times of the Lasagna Kid - S06E33</title>
    <desc>A musical Western about a cat called Lasagna Kid (played by Garfield, of course). The story includes romance, action and above all... a lot of fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123019 +0000" stop="20260915123901 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Monsters And Manicotti - S06E34</title>
    <desc>Jon stayed up all night playing a wizard and dungeon game and forgot to make breakfast. While Garfield tries to get food ordered, Jon dreams himself as the game's hero, with an enchanted cat, on a journey to find the Bottomless Wallet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123901 +0000" stop="20260915125405 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere's Duck - S06E35</title>
    <desc>After finding out that he wasn't written into the episode, Roy writes a new version of ""Paul Revere"" using the famous rider's duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125405 +0000" stop="20260915130156 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unreal Estate - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Jon decides to buy a house in the mountain, by a real estate agent. Although the agent notices it, Jon ignores that the house is..... bewitched.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130156 +0000" stop="20260915131039 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Foundling - S06E37</title>
    <desc>Due to a game of hide and seek, Odie winds up with a girl who wants a dog to keep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131039 +0000" stop="20260915132538 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Wonderland - S06E38</title>
    <desc>It's 10 degrees and Orson is in swimming Trunks? Orson is fantizizing that it's 110 degrees. The weasel's plan this week is to ruin everything for everybody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132538 +0000" stop="20260915133324 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Films and Felines - S06E39</title>
    <desc>Garfield explains the history of movies from the invention of the moving picture to the invention of the video rental buisiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133324 +0000" stop="20260915134206 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garfield Musical - S06E40</title>
    <desc>In song, Garfield comes to pick Penelope up for a date; but Penelope is bored with Garfield just hanging around the restaurant eating lasagna, and falls for a hip rock and roller cat. Garfield decides he's going to have to liven up his own musical talents to win back Penelope's affection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134206 +0000" stop="20260915135705 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Melvin - S06E41</title>
    <desc>An alien named Melvin has the power to read minds, and he gives Orson the same power. But there is more to the power than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135705 +0000" stop="20260915140450 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Madman Meets His Match - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Jon decides to go to Madman Murray's Store to shop. But there's competetion across the street.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140450 +0000" stop="20260915141332 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knights and Daze - S06E43</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to appease his girlfriend, Jon tries to get tickets to a sporting event where a huge gorilla called Boulder awaits his next challenger. But his letter gets mixed up with challengers and the producers of the show believe that he wants to fight with Boulder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141332 +0000" stop="20260915142829 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Happening - S06E44</title>
    <desc>On "Hit a duck in the face with a Lemon Mouragne Pie Day" Wade is outraged. When Roy overdoes it, Wade gets so upset he calls the senate to declare a new holiday, "Dump Mud on a Rooster Day"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142829 +0000" stop="20260915143613 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailbird Jon - S06E45</title>
    <desc>While showing prisoners how to draw cartoons, Jon is mistaken for a prisoner who has escaped from jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143613 +0000" stop="20260915144455 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Penelope Episode - S06E46</title>
    <desc>While dining at Mama's Restaurant where Penelope lives, Penelope asks Garfield if they may get married one day. Garfield runs away at the mention of marriage and both he and Penelope imagine what marriage would be like, with terrifying results laid in store for both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144455 +0000" stop="20260915145952 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Force - S06E47</title>
    <desc>Booker and Sheldon re-imagine "The Tortoise and the Hare" as a science fiction epic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145952 +0000" stop="20260915150736 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garfield's Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Review - S06E48</title>
    <desc>Garfield puts on a variety show out on the backyard fence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150736 +0000" stop="20260915153027 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Jonny Ragweedseed - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Garfield tells the tale of American folk hero Jonny Ragweedseed and his cat Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153027 +0000" stop="20260915154602 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grape Expectations (1) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Everything has to be perfect for the big cock-a-doodle's arrival, but when a grape is missing, Roy goes to a store and buys another, only to find that another ism issing. What'll The Big Cock-A-Doodle do to him? To Be Continued...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154602 +0000" stop="20260915160846 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch as Cats Can't - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Garfield is captured by a mummy and is forced to be a ancient cat</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160846 +0000" stop="20260915163131 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Conscience - S07E04</title>
    <desc>A cricket looking for work talks Garfield into letting him be his conscience after showing him the book "Pinnochio". However, Garfield's new-found conscience gets him into more trouble than he himself ever could.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163131 +0000" stop="20260915165415 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grape Expectations (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Continued for Grape Expectations Roy is taken by the Great Cock-a-doodle Doo after he is blamed for a missing grape. But it wasn't Roy's fault. It was Booker's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165415 +0000" stop="20260915171700 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Ten - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Garfield compiles top ten lists as Jon heads out for a date and a robber attempts to clean out the Arbuckle house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171700 +0000" stop="20260915173944 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change of Mind - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Nermal notices a shooting star in the sky and she wishes that Garfield was like her. But the things don't result like she expected...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173944 +0000" stop="20260915180228 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temp Trouble - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Orson goes on another trip, leaving Aloysius Pig in charge. Being very pushy, Aloysius hands out loads of demerits to Wade and Roy for doing things even slightly objectionable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180228 +0000" stop="20260915182513 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Match - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Jon finds his ideal match: Jane Arbinkle, who shares all of Jon's flaws as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182513 +0000" stop="20260915184758 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Feline - S07E10</title>
    <desc>A man tries to turn Garfield into a reformed cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184758 +0000" stop="20260915191042 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble Talk - S07E11</title>
    <desc>To get out of work Roy buys a CD set that teaches him how to Double Talk. But everyone else hears the CD and everyone starts speaking double talk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191042 +0000" stop="20260915193327 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Baked Alaska - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Jon's boss offers him a promotion resulting in a relocation to Alaska. Garfield brings in the help of the Conscience Crickett from a previous episode, to give Jon bad advice to make sure he blows the deal so they don't have to move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193327 +0000" stop="20260915195611 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puss in Hi-Tops - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Garfield's version of the tale ""Puss-in-Boots""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120826 +0000" stop="20260915122043 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Problems, Problems, Problems - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Garfield the Wise is overbooked! Everyone is literally begging him for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122043 +0000" stop="20260915123237 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Times the Trouble - S03E51</title>
    <desc>Garfield deals with a new pair of twins- Chester and Lester- in addition to Drusilla and Minerva.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123237 +0000" stop="20260915124505 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Trade-Off - S03E52</title>
    <desc>Dr. Puzzle has invented an ingenious device to trade two people's personalities!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124505 +0000" stop="20260915125711 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
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    <title>Lion Queen - Zoo Melody (Part 1) - S04E25</title>
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    <title>Bewitched - Familiar Familiar (Part 1) - S04E30</title>
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    <title>Bewitched - Witches Just Wanna Have Fun (Part 2) - S04E31</title>
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    <title>Bewitched - The Heartless Witch (Part 3) - S04E32</title>
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    <title>Bewitched - The Hall of Witchdom (Part 4) - S04E33</title>
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    <title>Double Vision - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Cousin Petunia - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Mean Machine - Too Smart Smartphones (Part 1) - S04E35</title>
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    <title>The Mean Machine - Men of Metal (Part 2) - S04E36</title>
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    <title>The Mean Machine - Robot Rampage (Part 3) - S04E37</title>
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    <title>The Mean Machine - Rocket to Sprocket (Part 4) - S04E38</title>
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    <title>The Mean Machine - The Robot Revolution (Part 5) - S04E39</title>
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    <title>Glitter Gulch - Go West, Young Cat (Part 1) - S04E40</title>
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    <title>Glitter Gulch - Blazing Lasagna (Part 2) - S04E41</title>
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  <programme start="20260915163747 +0000" stop="20260915165019 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Showdown at Vito's (Part 3) - S04E42</title>
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  <programme start="20260915165019 +0000" stop="20260915170238 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Life on the Stage (Part 4) - S04E43</title>
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  <programme start="20260915170238 +0000" stop="20260915171502 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - All That Glitters ... (Part 5) - S04E44</title>
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    <title>Against All Tides - Scallywags &amp; Scoundrels Sea (Part 1) - S04E45</title>
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    <title>Against All Tides - Adventures on Aruba Island (Part 2) - S04E46</title>
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  <programme start="20260915173932 +0000" stop="20260915175140 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Against All Tides - Escape (Part 3) - S04E47</title>
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  <programme start="20260915175140 +0000" stop="20260915180341 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Against All Tides - Feeding the Fish (Part 4) - S04E48</title>
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  <programme start="20260915180341 +0000" stop="20260915181609 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Against All Tides - Return of the Queen (Part 5) - S04E49</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915181609 +0000" stop="20260915182817 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Rat Pack (Part 1) - S04E50</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915182817 +0000" stop="20260915184036 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: Tree's Company (Part 2) - S04E51</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915184036 +0000" stop="20260915185308 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: Roaming About Rome (Part 3) - S04E52</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915185308 +0000" stop="20260915190538 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Pasta Plant (Part 4) - S04E53</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915190538 +0000" stop="20260915191746 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Big Broadcast (Part 5) - S04E54</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915191746 +0000" stop="20260915193057 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barking Mad - S04E03</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915193057 +0000" stop="20260915194420 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lion Queen - Open the Cages (Part 5) - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Garfield and the others make a plan to release the lion and all the other animals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915194420 +0000" stop="20260915195742 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bewitched - Bewitched &amp; bewildered (Part 5) - S04E34</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915121124 +0000" stop="20260915123414 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walkabout - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Australia, the Tourists must ally with Dingo, Fox and her mother, Anastasia Renard, to stop out-of-control nanobots. Their journey leads Dingo and Goliath on a vision quest in order to confront it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123414 +0000" stop="20260915125658 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark of the Panther - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Humans turning into panthers (or panthers turning into humans), poachers, and Elisa's mother await the company as they arrive in Nigeria.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125658 +0000" stop="20260915131947 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pendragon - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Seeking out Excalibur in London, Arthur meets Griff, and together they're sent to Manhattan by the Stone of Destiny where the sword is said to lie. Unfortunately, Macbeth is about, having sensed that powerful magic is gathering...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131947 +0000" stop="20260915134238 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Storm - S02E36</title>
    <desc>In Norway, the company is met by a mysterious one-eyed man who wants the Eye of Odin. When Goliath refuses to give it to him, he says they will regret it... especially Elisa who isn't dressed for the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134238 +0000" stop="20260915140526 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Olympians - S02E37</title>
    <desc>In the middle of nowhere, Goliath and co. find the hidden city of New Olympus, where the creatures of Greek myth have retreated, and humans are outlawed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140526 +0000" stop="20260915142816 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Cyberbiotics are cutting down the rainforest in Guatemala, and have hired Jackal and Hyena to take care of the local Gargoyle clan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142816 +0000" stop="20260915145106 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentinel - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Arriving on Easter Island, Elisa is hit by taken by a strange being. When she is found again, she has no memories of herself... or the gargoyles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145106 +0000" stop="20260915151356 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushido - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Gargoyles and humans have lived in peace in a Japanese village for centuries, but a businessman plans to exploit that trust for financial gain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151356 +0000" stop="20260915153646 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud Fathers - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Xanatos is buying up Native American land, and Elisa's father and sister decide to find out what he plans to do with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153646 +0000" stop="20260915155935 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Met by Moonlight - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The company hopes for some rest when they find themselves returning to Avalon. But the peace short lived, as Oberon appears, demanding that the humans and gargoyles leave the island to make way for the return of his children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155935 +0000" stop="20260915162228 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Tense - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Luck seems upon the company, as they spot the statue of liberty through the mists. But the New York the see is not the one they left... It is a devastated ruin controlled by Xanatos's robot sentries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162228 +0000" stop="20260915164522 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gathering (1) - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Oberon has gathered his children... save for one. Puck remains somewhere in the mortal realm, and Oberon takes a gargoyle hound to Manhattan to track him down. Meanwhile, Xanatos's and Fox's families have their own gathering, as Fox has given birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164522 +0000" stop="20260915170813 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gathering (2) - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Oberon besieges Xanatos's skyscraper, determined to let nothing stand between him and the child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170813 +0000" stop="20260915173104 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendettas - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Three vengeful souls seek to make the gargoyles pay for ruining their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173104 +0000" stop="20260915175354 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turf - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Tomas Brod tries to establish himself in New York by throwing out Dracon. Having infiltrated his gang, Elisa ends up right in the middle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175354 +0000" stop="20260915181646 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reckoning - S02E48</title>
    <desc>The gargoyles capture Demona, and decide to lock her up in the mutates' hold, taking turns to guard her. But was it perhaps a bit too easy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181646 +0000" stop="20260915183938 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Possession - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Puck's first magic lesson for Alexander causes no end of confusion amongst the gargoyles, as the two transfer two of Coldstone's personalities into Broadway and Angela, while possessing two other gargoyles themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183938 +0000" stop="20260915190231 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (1) - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Elisa is transferred to the night shift and given a new partner. Demona is stealing large quantities of a powerful disinfectant from Xanatos. And there's a new hunter in town, out to make sure every last gargoyle is dead...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190231 +0000" stop="20260915192525 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (2) - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Goliath swears revenge against to Hunters for what they did to Angela, and flies out to take the battle to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192525 +0000" stop="20260915194820 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (3) - S02E52</title>
    <desc>The gargoyles survive the blast, but the clocktower is destroyed. Now they have nothing left but vengeance. Meanwhile, Demona makes the last preparations for conclusion of a centuries old plan...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124208 +0000" stop="20260915133837 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gavin &amp; Stacey: A Fond Farewell - S00E18</title>
    <desc>An uplifting and touching documentary telling the story of one of Britain’s best loved sitcoms as it comes to an end after 17 years. Charting the journey of a little-known sitcom that started life on BBC Three which, with its blend of relatable characters and infectious catchphrases, and how it grew into a must watch show that captivated the hearts of the nation. 

Featuring unprecedented access to creators James Corden and Ruth Jones as well as the cast and crew as they film the final episodes together as they all say goodbye to this much cherished show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133837 +0000" stop="20260915151251 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gavin &amp; Stacey: The Finale - S00E17</title>
    <desc>It's been five years since Nessa went down on one knee, declared her love for Smithy and asked him to marry her. A lot has happened since then...  catch up with the Shipmans and the Wests and maybe find out what exactly did happen on that fishing trip. As we journey to Barry and Billericay for the very last time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151251 +0000" stop="20260915154103 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gavin and Stacey - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After being phone buddies for months, Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous in Leicester Square, with Stacey's best friend Nessa and Gav's pal Smithy coming along for support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154103 +0000" stop="20260915160756 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phone Call - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her. He drives to Wales to explain and ends up taking her home with him. Having never been further than Bridgend before, Stacey's trip to Essex is an eye-opening experience that ends with the biggest surprise of all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160756 +0000" stop="20260915163547 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Engagement Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans. Pam has laid on a cracking spread and the party goes with a bang. But then Gavin and Stacey make an announcement that throws all the bonhomie out the window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163547 +0000" stop="20260915170355 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Secret - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre. After an eventful trip to church to hear the banns being read, Nessa confides in Stacey her big secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170355 +0000" stop="20260915173101 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen Night for Stacey - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stacey's brother Jason arrives home early, much to Uncle Bryn's horror. Stacey has her hen night and Gavin has two stag nights, the second of which reveals something about Stacey that could jeopardise the whole wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173101 +0000" stop="20260915180012 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Day - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180012 +0000" stop="20260915182824 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They're Back - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Stacey and Gavin return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate and Nessa has a confession to make that throws the whole evening into disarray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182824 +0000" stop="20260915185644 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Devastated by the news he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL. The boys finally track him down, but can he be persuaded to do the right thing? Stacey is shocked to hear of Gwen's new domestic arrangements as the prospect of living in Essex finally hits her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185644 +0000" stop="20260915192533 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Stacey feels dejected because she cannot get a job and Pam tells her she needs to get out more. Smithy needs Gavin's shoulder to cry on because his girlfriend split with him over Nessa's pregnancy and told him she was seeing a younger man anyway. Gavin, Stacey and Smithy head for Barry so that Smithy can go for the scan with Nessa. Smithy lodges with Bryn, who has turned his spare room into a gym and sets about getting Smithy into shape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192533 +0000" stop="20260915195422 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Hunting - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Stacey is miserable and homesick because she still hasn't got a job, or her own home. She feels she's getting under everyone's feet, especially when Pam interrupts her during her shower. Gavin tries to console her but she says he just doesn't understand. Pam admits to Dawn that having the newlyweds staying in her house is getting a bit much. (Dawn and Pete are still looking for a threesome.) Gavin and Stacey go to view a potential flat and are shown round a tiny, dirty studio by over-enthusiastic estate agent Duncan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123658 +0000" stop="20260915131833 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131833 +0000" stop="20260915140009 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140009 +0000" stop="20260915144144 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144144 +0000" stop="20260915152555 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Dog, New Truck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nate sees dollars signs when Fabian &amp; Amy surprise him with a 1948 bread truck flip. But, with an anniversary party in the mix, mechanical problems and a showdown over the bread truck put the future of the build - and the Doghouse - at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152555 +0000" stop="20260915160730 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Dog Has His Honcho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Nate teams up with Pat, a longtime Doghouse renter, to tackle a cool but complicated flip: doing a Hemi swap on a rare 1980 J10 Jeep Honcho. But finishing the build means putting Kultured on the line - Nate must decide: is the risk worth the reward?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160730 +0000" stop="20260915164905 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 1 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to flip his 1957 Chevy 210 Wagon for top dollar turns into a nightmare when the rusted car literally falls apart in the Doghouse. Can Nate and the Doghouse gamble on this partnership - and turn the failure into a stunning success?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164905 +0000" stop="20260915173040 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173040 +0000" stop="20260915181215 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181215 +0000" stop="20260915185350 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185350 +0000" stop="20260915193802 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Dog, New Truck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nate sees dollars signs when Fabian &amp; Amy surprise him with a 1948 bread truck flip. But, with an anniversary party in the mix, mechanical problems and a showdown over the bread truck put the future of the build - and the Doghouse - at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120749 +0000" stop="20260915122910 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122910 +0000" stop="20260915124855 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landlord Almighty - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George concocts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124855 +0000" stop="20260915130840 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George of the Rings - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130840 +0000" stop="20260915132825 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Homeschool - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132825 +0000" stop="20260915134957 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave It To Lopez - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134957 +0000" stop="20260915141004 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sk8r Boyz - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up getting him in trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141004 +0000" stop="20260915142949 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Simple Life - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142949 +0000" stop="20260915144918 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Paradise - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till the place for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144918 +0000" stop="20260915151101 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151101 +0000" stop="20260915153245 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clear and Presentless Danger - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153245 +0000" stop="20260915155429 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prescription For Trouble - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, where the birth control seems to be everyone BUT Jason's idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155429 +0000" stop="20260915161414 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks - S04E12</title>
    <desc>George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161414 +0000" stop="20260915163359 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George to the Third Power - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163359 +0000" stop="20260915165344 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Gets Assisterance - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion, but accidentally spills the beans to his unknowing sister about their family connections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165344 +0000" stop="20260915171516 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabes Quake - S04E15</title>
    <desc>An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171516 +0000" stop="20260915173502 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173502 +0000" stop="20260915180320 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Buys a Vow - S04E17</title>
    <desc>George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180320 +0000" stop="20260915182303 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Watcha's Out For Jason - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182303 +0000" stop="20260915184413 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Grand Slam - S04E19</title>
    <desc>With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184413 +0000" stop="20260915190359 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Needs Anchor Management - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190359 +0000" stop="20260915192344 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Relatively Bad Idea - S04E21</title>
    <desc>George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192344 +0000" stop="20260915194329 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition - S04E22</title>
    <desc>George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121301 +0000" stop="20260915123743 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Not-So-Great Escape (1) - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Max is assigned to see Agent Kendall safely on a plane to Europe. However, Kendall mysteriously disappears from the airport after being paged. When Max takes the Chief to the airport to find out what happened, the Chief also disappears after being paged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123743 +0000" stop="20260915130226 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Not-So-Great Escape (2) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Smart and the Chief try all the standard escape methods and each time KAOS has Seigfried and his henchman, Starker, block them. The Chief realizes that there must be an informer in the camp and devises a plan to fool the informer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130226 +0000" stop="20260915132645 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pheasant Under Glass - S05E01</title>
    <desc>On a mission for CONTROL to rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, Smart and 99 learn that he is imprisoned within an impregnable glass dome.

KAOS has kidnapped Professor Pheasant and imprisoned him in a nuclear-glass cube. Max and 99 break into KAOS HQ to break him out, but they're unable to break the glass and forced to flee. As they're escaping, 99 reveals that she's pregnant, causing Max to get so excited that he reveals his identity as a secret agent to a reporter. This renders Max useless as an agent and eliminates CONTROL's plan to free the professor by having  The Singing Agent, Rosa LaCosta, sing a special note that can shatter glass and have Max go undercover as her accompanist. To save his job, Max visits Dr. Proctor, who has discovered a way to spray paint a new face on people, and Max tries out several faces before picking one to help him infiltrate KAOS headquarters and rescue the professor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132645 +0000" stop="20260915135102 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ironhand - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When IH Industries acquires KAOS, Max and 99 attempt Operation Baby Buggy Switch to stop the new head of KAOS, Ironhand, a man with an iron fist, from obtaining The Anti-Anti_Anti-Missle-Missle plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135102 +0000" stop="20260915141518 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valerie of the Dolls - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When KAOS plans to destroy California by smuggling into the country dolls secretly containing the ingredients for the most powerful explosive known to man, Max and The Chief enroll in Miss Valerie's School For Expectant Fathers, convinced that it is a KAOS front.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141518 +0000" stop="20260915143938 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Widow Often Annie - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When The Chief orders Max to romance and betroth Ann Cameron, a beautiful widow suspected of murdering her 12 husbands for the insurance money, which she donates to KAOS, the wedding coincides with The Smarts' first wedding anniversary, much to 99's dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143938 +0000" stop="20260915150355 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of C. Errol Madre - S05E05</title>
    <desc>When KAOS heists CONTROL's payrolls, putting it into severe financial straits, The Chief sends Max, disguised as prospector Frogsie Debbs, to Mira Lodo, Mexico, to find Debbs' old partner C. Errol Madre, who posesses the second half of a map that leads to a gold mind that could restore CONTROL's operations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150355 +0000" stop="20260915152811 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smart Fell on Alabama - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Because he failed to retrieve a little red book from a Kaos carrier,Max has to train,and recruit three convicts to break into a highly fortified Mansion where the Red Code Book is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152811 +0000" stop="20260915155229 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Four (1) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Max and 99 follow the wrong map and end up at KAOS's new HQ instead of the maternity ward.

99 is incredibly close to giving birth, which is making Max nervous and unable to pay attention to his job. He spends all of his time trying to find the shortest way to get 99 to the hospital. At the same time, CONTROL is desperately trying to find the new location of KAOS HQ. It's made more urgent because Simon the Likable is coming to town to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon. Simon is unstoppable because everyone that sees him instantly likes him and will do anything for him. Max and Simon get their directions mixed up and Simon goes to the maternity hospital while Max takes 99 to KAOS HQ, Sunny Slope Sanitarium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155229 +0000" stop="20260915161643 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Four (2) - S05E08</title>
    <desc>CONTROL must defeat Simon the Likable while 99 delivers twins.

Max and 99 escape and manage to get to the correct hospital in time for her to have twins, a boy and a girl. While everyone is congratulating Max, Simon tries to escape until he runs into the one person who doesn't like him, 99's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161643 +0000" stop="20260915164100 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physician Impossible - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster.

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder. Little gets away, vowing to kill Max. Max ignores his threats and goes to visit 99 and the twins in the hospital. Dressed in hospital scrubs, Max and 99 are taken for a doctor and nurse by KAOS and taken to a remote cabin to remove the bullet from Little's shoulder. Only by pretending to remove the bullet can Max escape from the cabin alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164100 +0000" stop="20260915170515 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apes of Rath - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength.  The only clue is an empty banana peel.  It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape.

CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered, completely puzzling CONTROL. What they don't know is KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human being, as the assassin. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and a new agent, Chuck Armstrong, is assigned as his protector. Unfortunately, Armstrong is actually Chucko the Ape. Before Max discovers Armstrong's real identity, Armstrong reverts back to Chucko and takes 99 to the roof of Max's building, just like in King Kong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170515 +0000" stop="20260915172932 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age Before Duty - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max is bewildered when his young contact dies of old age.

Max goes to meet CONTROL Agent Carruthers and finds Carruthers dying of old age. The problem is that Carruthers is only 28 years old. After that, more and more agents are rapidly aging and dying, thanks to a new invention by KAOS, Dorian Gray Paint. The paint ages the real person once it's put on a picture of that person. They turn  Max, 99, and the Chief into senior citizens right before they locate KAOS HQ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172932 +0000" stop="20260915175349 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is This Trip Necessary? - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams and the president orders CONTROL to discover why. At that moment, KAOS' Mad Pharmacist Jarvis Pim appears on TV to demand $50 million in ransom. If he doesn't get it, he'll use his new hallucinogenic drug on the entire population of the city. Max and 99 track Pim to the Dartfoot Spring Water Company, where Pim captures them using "the old mortar in the mortar trick."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175349 +0000" stop="20260915181806 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Siegfried - S05E13</title>
    <desc>99 and CIA agent Quigley run into Siegfried and Starker while on a case in Canada. Meanwhile, Max and the Chief are snowed in at Miami, thanks to a KAOS plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181806 +0000" stop="20260915184222 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlighting Becomes You - S05E14</title>
    <desc>99 moonlights as the secretary of a radio personality to discover a secret KAOS code.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184222 +0000" stop="20260915190639 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Max (1) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Max and 99 go to London to investigate a modern-day Jack the Ripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190639 +0000" stop="20260915193055 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Max (2) - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Max poses as a wax sculpture of Hitler to spy on a KAOS scientist who brings waxworks to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193055 +0000" stop="20260915195512 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Max is serving as a courier on board an airplane when he is forced to release his package from the plane, sending it to land on  the roof of Hester Van Hooten's mansion. The only problem is Van Hooten hasn't allowed visitors to her house in 20 years and she and her brother aren't about to start now.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123628 +0000" stop="20260915131800 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain of Madness Part 1 - S26E01</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew travel to Casper, Wyoming, to investigate local reports of UFO sightings, alien abductions and hauntings near a mysterious mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131800 +0000" stop="20260915140002 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain of Madness Part 2 - S26E02</title>
    <desc>Zak and his crew push higher atop Casper Mountain into the storied world of witches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140002 +0000" stop="20260915144134 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollydale Asylum of Hell - S26E03</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew uncover grisly evidence of disturbing satanic rituals when they explore an abandoned medical complex in Downey, California.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144134 +0000" stop="20260915152305 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital of the Damned - S26E04</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew gain access to a shuttered Pasadena, California, hospital that has become a hotbed for devil worship; Zak suspects the evil originated with a heinous murder nearly 25 years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152305 +0000" stop="20260915160436 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness of Belmont Park - S26E05</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate reports of phantom footsteps, suspicious laughter, and spectral figures at a beloved San Diego amusement park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160436 +0000" stop="20260915164607 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage on the River - S26E06</title>
    <desc>In Reno, NV, Zak helps a couple consumed by overwhelming darkness while renovating the abandoned River Inn, causing them to sleep in an RV. The crew suspects nearby hot springs are connected to the unnerving activity and the property's strange history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164607 +0000" stop="20260915172738 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Town Terror - S26E07</title>
    <desc>The crew investigates reports of demonic possession in Jamestown, California. Known as the gateway to the Gold Rush, bandits, gamblers and bootleggers stained the town with blood and darkness, attracting demons from hell that never left.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172738 +0000" stop="20260915180909 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Souls of Pendleton Part 1 - S26E08</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew arrive in historic Pendleton, Oregon, to investigate dark hauntings in its storied subterranean tunnels. Has a history of death, misery and hatred fed the negative energy snaking its way beneath this seemingly peaceful town?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180909 +0000" stop="20260915185040 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Souls of Pendleton Part 2 - S26E09</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew continue their terrifying investigation of historic Pendleton, Oregon. A tip from a local sends the team to an unexplored section of the town's mysterious tunnel system that may bring more shameful secrets — and a curse — to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185040 +0000" stop="20260915193211 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doll of Fire - S26E10</title>
    <desc>The team helps a family that has been driven from their home by a malicious entity. Their misfortunes begin when they take in a doll from a hoarder's home. Zak fears that whatever inhabits the doll is responsible for a mysterious fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120907 +0000" stop="20260915123008 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underground - S01E27</title>
    <desc>An valet parking attendant is trapped in a subterranean garage, taunted by a small girl, a doll and a BMW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123008 +0000" stop="20260915125047 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only A Movie - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A cocky, know-it-all video clerk meets his movie star idol and gets a part in a her next horror flick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125047 +0000" stop="20260915131148 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Consumers - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A supermarket clerk working the night shift discovers there is more going on than he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131148 +0000" stop="20260915133248 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S01E30</title>
    <desc>A death squad haunts the Asian survivor of a death camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133248 +0000" stop="20260915135348 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Wake The Dead - S01E32</title>
    <desc>An old woman wants to live out her days in the duplex she has occupied for the last 33 years, but the new young owner has other plans and tries to drive her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135348 +0000" stop="20260915141422 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resting Place - S01E33</title>
    <desc>A man finds it hard to accept that his son has been killed in Africa, even after the funeral.  Soon his son comes home, but he acts strangely. Similar to the Monkey's Paw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141422 +0000" stop="20260915143523 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inheritance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A woman inherits a house with a bloody history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143523 +0000" stop="20260915145601 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A couple murder a woman for an inheritance, but get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145601 +0000" stop="20260915151642 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Spilled Tears - S01E36</title>
    <desc>A woman slumlord who pays the fines, but never makes the repairs, gets what she deserves when she is sentenced to live in her building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151642 +0000" stop="20260915153745 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winner Takes All - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The current CEO invites three executives to a poker game in which the winner will take all--become the new CEO--and the losers will lose all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153745 +0000" stop="20260915155849 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S01E38</title>
    <desc>A self-help guru millionaire who is presumed dead hides out on a Pacific island with his native girlfriend and then is haunted by the man he killed on the icy summit of Mt. McKinley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155849 +0000" stop="20260915161937 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless Me Father - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A young priest arrives to take over the parish from the old retiring priest who wishes to test his suitability. The old housekeeper protests that the old priest cannot be replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161937 +0000" stop="20260915164039 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erased - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Nicole Osborne, editor of Dazzle magazine, ignores her husband and takes a lover.  Then she sees a woman in her house whom her husband denies seeing. She feels she is being 'erased'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164039 +0000" stop="20260915170141 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down - S01E41</title>
    <desc>A mute woman, an earthquake victim trapped in rubble for days three years ago, on her way to see a psychiatrist is taken hostage in the elevator by a thief in a police uniform. Both have hallucinations during their sojourn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170141 +0000" stop="20260915172242 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denial - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Three years after his wife was murdered, a man sees her in visions while holding her scarf, the murder weapon. He gradually learns the identity of the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172242 +0000" stop="20260915174318 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parting Shot - S01E43</title>
    <desc>A woman who takes a photo of a dead celebrity to sell to a magazine is frightened by the devil that gave her the address.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174318 +0000" stop="20260915180420 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Heard You Call My Name - S01E44</title>
    <desc>A woman teacher takes her charges to the beach where they run wild. While she chases some, her son enters the water and drowns. She is guilt-ridden and haunted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180420 +0000" stop="20260915182501 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Ward - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A woman doctor arrives at a mental hospital and sees a ghost who apparently was locked up in 1859 because she did not please her husband.  The conditions at the time were horrible.  She wrote her story and hid it.  Now she wants the doctor to find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182501 +0000" stop="20260915184536 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Flight Out - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A woman who started a plane trip which ended in tragedy months ago is now ready to finish it.  Because of the earlier trauma, she is upgraded to first class.  During the trip, she is haunted by the ghosts of the passengers on the earlier flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184536 +0000" stop="20260915190619 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Sister - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The child of the mother's first marriage is haunted by the child of the husband's first marriage when her mother moves into her new husband's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190619 +0000" stop="20260915192628 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Always Be Mine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A woman is stalked by a man whose voice is not heard by anyone else. The phone calls continue as she is more and more scared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192628 +0000" stop="20260915194708 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake In Fear - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A doctor is plagued by strange dreams in which he sees a doctor use drugs, he fights over a medal and he sees a girl die.  A figure tells him there is 'plenty of room' in the morgue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123954 +0000" stop="20260915132433 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delia's First Ghost - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Melinda helps Ned deal with a ghost who had just put a scare into him. Melinda also helps a ghost who appears to without any clothes on.  Delia sees that Melinda is once again talking to herself and Melinda decides it’s time to share her gift with Delia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132433 +0000" stop="20260915140919 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collector - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Melinda meets a man who has the same abilities to see and talk to the dead.  Melinda later learns that he has a different plan for the dead.  A ghost enlists Professor Payne to help Melinda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140919 +0000" stop="20260915145342 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Five accidents, and four signs, something else is going to happen. Melinda becomes concerned for the safety of the people she loves when a ghost prophet shows her visions of the future. The fellow Ghost Whisperer, who Melinda doesn't trust is still in Grandview.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145342 +0000" stop="20260915153559 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gathering - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Melinda visits the Mayor of Grandview and asks him to cancel the memorial dedication they are holding. She speaks to the ghost of a mail person and is looking for a young girl named Kristen. Later, Melinda and Professor Payne search for missing children after their Nanny says that they left with a man named Gabriel. Meanwhile, a mysterious man tries to get Melinda to stop helping the good guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153559 +0000" stop="20260915162021 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Underneath - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jennifer goes to Melinda’s store to sell some belongings that came from her deceased parent’s house. Melinda then helps Jennifer with her father who died when she was only a toddler. Someone takes photos of Melinda and they show something suspicious. Melinda finds that she has a hidden connection to Grandview while digging into her families past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162021 +0000" stop="20260915170507 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Try This at Home - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Melinda helps a group of college girls after one of their friends dies and begins to haunt them.   Melinda must get Rachel to believe she is not Bloody Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170507 +0000" stop="20260915174902 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted Hero - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Melinda helps an Iraq war veteran deal with the ghosts that he has brought back with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174902 +0000" stop="20260915183234 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Place - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Melinda's life is in danger when she tries to help the victim of a stalker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183234 +0000" stop="20260915191700 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weight of What Was - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Gabriel returns to Grandview and Melinda learns more about what is lurking below.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191700 +0000" stop="20260915195944 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Exposure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Melinda and Professor Payne meet with another college professor who discloses that she had an affair with a student. That student just passed away after an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123110 +0000" stop="20260915131450 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>afterMath - S02E05</title>
    <desc>As Caitlin and Thunderbird struggle to save the life of a mutant injured in the Inner Circle's chaotic liberation of a psychiatric hospital, they discover clues to the identity of the powerful mutant Polaris and Andy were sent to retrieve. Meanwhile, as Jace joins up with the Purifiers to chase down the escaped mutants, he comes dangerously close to colliding once again with the Mutant Underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131450 +0000" stop="20260915135748 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iMprint - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Inner Circle prepares for a secret ambush, but Polaris is reluctant to join and Reeva tasks Esme with getting Polaris on board. Esme confides in Polaris, revealing her and her sisters' troublesome past. Meanwhile, Thunderbird trains Reed on controlling his powers and The Purifiers attack The Mutant Underground as they attempt to rescue a group of homeless mutants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135748 +0000" stop="20260915144127 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>no Mercy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reeva decides to announce her plans to acquire more funds for the Inner Circle; the Mutant Underground deals with Reed's powers and their instability; Jace meets a well-connected public figure who is in support of the Purifiers and their goals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144127 +0000" stop="20260915152506 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>the dreaM - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In attempts to stabilize Reed's powers, Reed, Caitlin and Lauren meet with Dr. Risman, a doctor who treats patients with debilitating X genes. However, Lauren finds out Dr. Risman is not who she thought she was. Following the Inner Circle's bank ambush, Thunderbird and Blink continue to work together to chase them down. Meanwhile, Polaris reflects on her troubled relationship with her father and takes steps to protect Dawn from the Inner Circle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152506 +0000" stop="20260915160846 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>gaMe changer - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Tensions reach an apex within the Inner Circle while Andy defends Rebecca from Reeva; Lauren persuades Reed and Caitlin to destroy Dr. Risman's research; Jace works on a plan with the Purifiers; Blink and Thunderbird face their differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160846 +0000" stop="20260915165215 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eneMy of My eneMy - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Mutant Underground wrestles with the idea of recruiting the Inner Circle to assist them. Andy considers reconnecting with his family when he learns about his father's powers, but Lauren may not be as willing to have him back as their parents. Find out if the Mutant Underground and Inner Circle will be able to put their differences aside in order to save John from the Purifiers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165215 +0000" stop="20260915173559 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>meMento - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Reed worries as Lauren becomes intrigued by her ancestors and their violent powers. Lorna begins to reevaluate her trust in the Inner Circle after figuring out the past of Reeva's new trainees. Meanwhile, Benedict Ryan continues to encourage Jace to take action with the Purifiers. Marcos asks Clarice to go to the Morlocks in search of information on the Inner Circle and Thunderbird gets a call from Evangeline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173559 +0000" stop="20260915181938 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>hoMe - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The nation is split more than ever and the dream of the X-Men nears failure while the Inner Circle and Purifiers rise in power; Evangeline plans to discuss reviving the Mutant Underground; Lauren and Andy are still unable to agree in their dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181938 +0000" stop="20260915190244 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>teMpted - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Lauren stops sleeping so she can avoid the forces in her dreams pushing her towards joining Andy and giving in to her dark side. Glow is in trouble after being shot by the Purifiers, and Blink convinces the Morlocks to let Caitlin save Glow. Meanwhile, Polaris learns the details of what Reeva is planning, and Reed helps Lauren fight off her dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190244 +0000" stop="20260915194629 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>calaMity - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Reeva increases the compound's security after an Inner Circle member disappears, but she later realizes that her plans may have been leaked; Caitlin and Reed aim to reduce Lauren's power with the serum in the hopes she can face her nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120550 +0000" stop="20260915123111 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>V for Vitamins - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Professor determines that the lack of vitamin C on the island threatens the health of the castaways.  While watching the last of their orange seeds to protect them from the cold night air, Gilligan falls asleep and dreams that he is Jack from ""Jack in the Beanstalk.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123111 +0000" stop="20260915125620 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. and Mrs.??? - S02E31</title>
    <desc>A radio bulletin states that the minister who married Thurston and Lovey Howell (the Reverend Buckley Norris of Boston) was a fraud, and that the Howell's marriage is actually null and void. The stress causes disagreements and separations between the Howells. In the end, it turns out that the radio announcer was at fault: While he mistakenly reported that "Buckley Norris" was the fraudulent minister, he was supposed to say "Borris Nuckley."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125620 +0000" stop="20260915132139 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Meteor - S02E32</title>
    <desc>A huge meteor lands on the island, causing everything nearby to age very rapidly.  The Professor determines the rapid aging is being caused by strong cosmic rays (he makes this determination by using his bamboo Geiger counter!).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132139 +0000" stop="20260915134657 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up at Bat - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gilligan is bitten by a bat, and then dreams that he has turned into a vampire.  Fortunately the Professor knows about bats (what DOESN'T he know about?!), and is able to identify the bat that bit Gilligan as a common red fruit bat, rather than a vampire bat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134657 +0000" stop="20260915141214 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan vs. Gilligan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Gilligan meets his double, a foreign spy who has undergone plastic surgery in order to look like Gilligan (why, we're not sure!).  Gilligan gets in lots of trouble as his double steals Mary Ann's pies, etc . . ..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141214 +0000" stop="20260915143729 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pass the Vegetables, Please - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gilligan finds a crate of radioactive vegetable seeds.  The plants grow quickly and grossly misshapen, but the Castaways are so hungry for new items in their diet that they consume them quickly.  The plants, when eaten, give the castaways super-human powers.  Of course, after he realizes that the vegetables are radioactive, the Professor saves the day by making a homemade soup to absorb the radioactivity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143729 +0000" stop="20260915150344 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Producer - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Famous Hollywood director Herald Hecuba lands on the island during his world-wide talent search.  The castaways put on a musical version of Hamlet in order to impress the director, with hopes that he will take them back to Hollywood when he leaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150344 +0000" stop="20260915152900 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voodoo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A witch doctor makes voodoo dolls from the Castaways' personal objects, which he has stolen from their huts.  Gilligan stumbles upon the hidden voodoo dolls and brings them back to the Castaways.  He then fashions a voodoo doll in the likeness of the witch doctor, to fight fire with fire!   Even though the Professor was turned into a motionless zombie for a short time, he refuses to acknowledge a scientific acceptance of voodoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152900 +0000" stop="20260915155415 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mr. Howell revises his will, and leaves a large chunk of his estate to each castaway.  They decide to throw him a party to show their appreciation, but when he overhears them talking about which one of them is going to have to ""cut the pigs throat"" he thinks they are planning to kill him in order to collect their inheritance.   Later, he discovers that they have actually trapped a wild boar in an effort to serve him bar-b-que spareribs as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155415 +0000" stop="20260915161930 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with a Net - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lord Beasley Waterford, a famous butterfly collector, lands on the island searching for the world's rarest butterfly, the pussycat swallowtail.  While he vows that he will not leave the island until he has found his prey, the castaways eagerly try everything to persuade him to fire his flare gun early.  He (like all of the other visitors to the island) leaves without sending help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161930 +0000" stop="20260915164444 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gilligan wakes up with white hair, and thinks he overhears the Professor say that he has a rare disease that has made him age quickly (the disease? ""follicular albinism"").  When Mrs. Howell attempts to fix the problem by dyeing Gilligan's hair brown, the dye causes his hair to fall out.  A classic line occurred as the other Castaways tried to act as though they don't notice Gilligan's baldness with Mrs. Howell's famous breakfast order: ""I think I'll have a hard-bald egg.""  Later, the Skipper exhibits the same symptoms.  The Professor determines the problems are caused by the crude bleach that Gilligan and the Skipper have been using while washing the castaways clothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164444 +0000" stop="20260915170957 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Around Gilligan - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist lands on the island, and makes the castaways work for him through the use of rings that, when placed on their fingers, cause them to fall under a hypnotic trance.  What are his evil plans?  To use the hypnotized castaways to rob Fort Knox!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170957 +0000" stop="20260915173515 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy-Turvy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down.  The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double.  After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything.  Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways.  Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see ""hundreds"" of castaways running toward them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173515 +0000" stop="20260915180030 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While fishing, Gilligan and the Skipper reel in a briefcase, stamped with the words ""Property of the U.S. Government.""  Everyone believes that the case contains top secret government material.  Gilligan accidentally handcuffs the briefcase to his wrist, and has a wild dream about secret agents, evil enemy spies, and deadly spy games!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180030 +0000" stop="20260915182549 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnapper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Someone kidnaps Mrs. Howell, Mary Ann, and Ginger, and then demands ransom money.  The kidnaper turns out to be a compulsive gambler who fled civilization to avoid temptation.  While the Castaways attempt to rehabilitate him, he ends up leaving the island, accompanied by Mrs. Howell's pearl necklace, Mr. Howell's wallet, and Ginger's earrings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182549 +0000" stop="20260915185047 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E13</title>
    <desc>One by one, all of the Castaways mysteriously disappear.  Gilligan then dreams that he is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.  In the end, Gilligan rescues them from the hidden World War II munitions pit that they have all fallen into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185047 +0000" stop="20260915191601 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Eva - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A drab, plain-jane woman lands on the island seeking privacy.  The girls give her a beauty make-over to lift her spirits, and she ends up looking like Ginger's twin.  While the castaways were hoping to lift her spirits enough so that she would want to return to civilization (she has a boat, but has hidden the key), she ends up leaving them on the island and going back to Hollywood to attempt to assume Ginger Grant's movie career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191601 +0000" stop="20260915194101 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan Goes Gung-Ho - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Gilligan is made a deputy sheriff, and begins to take his job too seriously.  He ends up locking everyone up in a make-shift jail, including himself!  Of course, while the castaways are locked up tight, another potential rescue plane flies over the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120401 +0000" stop="20260915124805 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Miss Gilmore - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Logan comes home from the hospital and is cared for by an overprotective Rory. Emily has LASIK eye surgery, so Lorelai has to serve as her chauffeur. Rory is upset by a statement Logan's dad made about her in an interview in the Wall Street Journal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124805 +0000" stop="20260915133208 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partings - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Stars Hollow needs a new town troubadour and there are many hopeful people trying out, much to Taylor's dislike. Lorelai finally confronts Luke about their long engagement and Rory and Logan spend their last night together before he must go to London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133208 +0000" stop="20260915141451 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Morrow - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Rory receives a strange going-away present from Logan and struggles to decode its significance. Luke tries to get Lorelai back, but a unwelcome night's event forces Lorelai to brush him off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141451 +0000" stop="20260915145740 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee - S07E02</title>
    <desc>After Rory isn't able to go on the trip to Asia with Logan, Lorelai throws her an Asian-themed party. Lane and Zach return from their less-than-perfect honeymoon in Mexico. Luke and Lorelai begin to deal with their break-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145740 +0000" stop="20260915154011 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lorelai's First Cotillion - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Lorelai begins to wonder if all the choices she's made have been due to her trying to rebel against her mother. Christopher tells Lorelai that he loves her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154011 +0000" stop="20260915162243 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Lorelai and Chris begin to date but Lorelai struggles to be fully committed. Rory returns to Yale for the fall semester of her senior year. April is staying with Luke temporarily while her mom, Anna, is out of town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162243 +0000" stop="20260915170445 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Logan returns to town on business to acquire an internet company and pays Rory a surprise visit. Rory is thrilled but, during a dinner with Logan's colleagues, realizes that she has no connection to his new business world. Lorelai and Christopher fight about Gigi going to Paris to be with Sherry for a few months.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170445 +0000" stop="20260915174713 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go, Bulldogs! - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Lorelai and Chris attend Yale Parents' Weekend where they find Emily and Richard. Chris takes Rory and all her friends out for dinner after feeling guilty that he wasn't around when Rory was growing up. At the end, she shows her commitment to her duties as editor of the newspaper by gathering the troops to report on a story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174713 +0000" stop="20260915182820 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Twist - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Lorelai and Chris fly to France to take Gigi to see her mother, Sherry. Zach and Lane find out they're having twins and break the news of their impending parenthood to Mrs. Kim, with unexpected consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182820 +0000" stop="20260915191101 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing Lorelai Planetarium - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Rory is angry that she could not attend Lorelai and Chris's wedding. Logan is moving from London to New York City. He and Rory fight about an article she wrote. April develops appendicitis and Luke takes her to the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Knit, People, Knit! - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Chris and Lorelai tell Emily and Richard about their marriage. Anna tells Luke that she is moving across the country and taking April with her, in which Luke tells Anna he will fight for custody. Rory moves in with Paris, after moving out of Logan's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Class of '84 - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Nell helps write a book report for a straight-A student who has several children to take care of, and is aways exhausted in class. At her graduation, the man she wrote the report for says he owes it all to Nell, and he cheated, and the two lose their diplomas. As this is going on, Addy has Channel 3 do an interview with Nell, and she admits she cheated and didn't graduate. However, Nell is given her diploma, since she successfully passed all of her classes, and the man gets his as well, who passes an oral exam, and gets a surprise from his wife that she is pregnant again.</desc>
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    <title>New Orleans (1) (a.k.a.) Joey Goes to New Orleans (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Nell and Joey go to New Orleans where Nells sees a man she hant seen in 15 years. The two take Joey to the World's Fair, and when they go to visit a jazz club, he proposes to her. She is baffled by his proposal and doesn't know what to say. As this is happening, a man is watching Joey in the jazz club. When Joey finally sees him looking at him, he goes to Nell and tells him he thinks that the man is his father. The man happily says ""Joey"" as Joey says ""Dad"", and the two embrace, as Nell stares in shock.</desc>
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    <title>New Orleans (2) (a.k.a.) Joey Goes to New Orleans (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Joey and his father reunite, and he takes Joey on a day at the World's fair. He then asks Nell if he can have Joey sleep on his boat, which she agrees to. In the morning, there is no sign of Joey, and Nell finds out the boat went back to Gnome, Alaska. She and the man that asked her to marry him quarrel, and she madly accepts his proposal, but then ditches him in the end. As she walks along the boardwalks in New Orleans, desperately thinking of Joey, he returns to her, and says he went to the hotel but she was gone and he looked all over for her, and the two reunite in a hug.</desc>
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    <title>Nell's Birthday - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Nell gets the birthday blues at turning 33. Addy is mocking her as the two are going on a cruise for singles 18-32 years old and she can lie about her age. When the two return home from dinner, the family surprises Nell with a cake and tell her that her birth certificate says she was a year younger than expected. Nell is overjoyed, but Addy is mad, since Nell is now doing what Addy did to her by mocking her about her age. In the end, the kids tell Addy they lied just to make Nell happy, and Nell is accepting of the news, although still wishes she was younger.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Secret Life - S04E04</title>
    <desc>An old Polish man finds Grandpa and forces him to marry his daughter. He finds out that Grandpa was the man that came over on the steamship Krakaur in the early 1900's, and that he and his daughter did the hanky panky together. When Nell meets the man's daughter, she tells her that she doesn't care about Stanley, and that she is afraid of her father. When Nell brings her to the house, she finally faces up to her father, tells him she doesn't want to marry Stanley, and says she is in love with an Italian man.</desc>
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    <title>Sam's First Love - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sam is in love with a boy who just happens to be a big heel. He borrows money from the whole family, and when Nell tells him to leave the house, he and Sam decide to run off. Nell is shocked to find out that Sam's love Jeffrey had left her on the beach and had taken all of her money. Sam swears to never love again, but Nell tells her it will only be her first love and there will be many more.</desc>
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    <title>Who Dunnit? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Nell and Ray Parker, Jr. have a difference of opinion over giving CPR to a fallen man. When the man dies, Nell and Ray decide to give a show for his wife. What they didn't know was that he was a gangster.</desc>
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    <title>Breakdance - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Katie needs money for her business, Joey helps her out by breakdancing at the beach. Nell finds out Joey's grades are slipping in school, and when Addy finds sand in his shoes, she realizes he is going to the beach after school. When Nell gets there, Joey tells her Katie's buisness is in trouble, and she decides to help her by pawning the couch and tv set, which make the Chief devastated to lose. Nell then says she will call the pawn shop back and get them back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151716 +0000" stop="20260915154128 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Little Girl - S04E08</title>
    <desc>While at Skipper Dwayne's for dinner, Addy finds out her car is being towed away as Nell is approached by a sleezeball who wants to go out with her. A man at a neaby table tells him to leave her alone and she is swept away by him. When he drops by the house while Addy is there, she is shocked to see that he is her long-lost father who left her mother when she was younger. Addy doesn't want Nell to date him after what he did to her mother and her when she was 8 years old. In the end, Nell takes Addy to dinner and her father is there as Nell sings ""People"" as Addy decides to give her father another chance.</desc>
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    <title>Carl's Delicate Moment - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It's a case of sexual harassment when a female officer wants a raise and the Chief will not give it to her. She takes the case to Addy's Congress of Determined Women, and the Chief fears she will take him to court. The Chief worries for nothing when the female officer tells him she had a dream of him seducing her, and knows he is not the type of man who would do a thinkg like that and drops the case. The Chief finally gives her the promotion she had long waited for.</desc>
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    <title>Julie's Lie - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Nell and Addy go up to a ski lodge to find Julie with her boyfriend, Jonathan, after they win their big debate. When Jonathan hurts his foot in an accident, Nell goes to his room to help him, with her date, who is a doctor, and is shocked to see it is Jonathan, and finds Julie in the bathroom. Julie and Nell argue over what has happened, and Nell finally realizes that Julie needs to be Julie and needs to accept her for who she is. Julie and Jonathan share an intimate moment together, as he tells her she's gonna be his first woman ever.</desc>
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    <title>Baby of the Family - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Samantha gets upset at Nell, who disapproves of her going on a camping trip with teenage boys which will not be chapperoned. She gets increasingly angry at her when she favors Joey rather than her, and dresses Joey in blackface when he is to perform ""Toot-Toot-Tootsie"" in front of Nell's Congregation, as a way to get back at him.</desc>
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    <title>TV or Not TV - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After being lifted by a class at night school on how TV tears families apart from one another, Nell decides to make the family stop watching TV for a night. However, once they make the promise, Simpson comes by and tells the Chief that the football game is on, since it's a special Wednesday night game, and Addy comes by to tell Nell that they will watch Dynasty, and to find out who Alexis' lover is. However, the Chief and Nell reject their offers and the family sits down just to chat about what is going on in their lives. In the meantime, Grandpa pretends to have a hearing-aid on as he and Carl listen to the football game on the radio, and Nell pretends to heat up a pie in the microwave as she sneaks the portable television set inside it and sneaks a peak at it as she goes in the kitchen to check on the pie. In the end, Nell finds out what the Chief and Grandpa did, as everyone finds out what she has done, and everyone goes back to watching TV.</desc>
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    <title>The Spirit of Christmas - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Nell and Addy decide to spend Christmas in her apartment a few days earlier, since she is going to Alabama for Christmas, and won't be home to celebrate it then. As the night progresses, a neighbor of Addy's, comes knocking on the door for cooking oil to make french fries, but when Addy and Nell find out he's not married, the two invite him to Christmas dinner, compete with each other to win his affection, and in the end, he decides to ask his wife to take him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174448 +0000" stop="20260915180948 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Will - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When the family tells Grandpa to go see a lawyer to make up his will, he refuses in doing so. In the end, Nell finds out he doesn't want to make out a will because he has nothing left to give his family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180948 +0000" stop="20260915183449 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answering Machine - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Nell is mad that her current flame is going on a buisness trip with another woman, so she leaves him a message on his answering machine, and then gets second thoughts about it, and forces Samantha and Joey to help her go to his apartment and erase the message.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Nell disapproves of Katie accepting a diamond necklace from her new boyfriend and tells her to give it back to him. However, when she is awarded the title of ""Glenlawn's Woman of the Year"", she is given a mink coat, and decides to wear it, as well as the necklace that Katie is to give back, to her gala ceremony, so that everyone will admire her, instead of her best friend Addy. However, when they reach the restaraunt, a robber approaches Nell, and steals the coat and the necklace. Nell then goes hystericol to try and tell Katie that she took her necklace without asking her permission first.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185949 +0000" stop="20260915192449 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alabamy Bound (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nell, Addy, and Joey go off to Alabama to arrive for Nell's sister's wedding. Nell is angered because her mother has not changed, and she is still ridiculing her. Nell is happy that soon after the wedding, she will be going back to Glenlawn, and will be away from her mother for good. However, Nell learns that after the wedding Mama Maybelle will soon be moving in with her in Glenlawn.</desc>
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    <title>Alabamy Bound (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After hearing the news that her sister Loretta insists that Mama Maybelle move to California to live with Nell in Glenlawn after the wedding, Nell is not keen to the idea. Even when Mama Maybelle finds out that Loretta is planning on sending her to live with Nell in Glenlawn since she and her soon to be husband Howard will be living in Colorado, in privacy, she is not keen either. However the Chief tells Nell that Mama can move in because she talked Grandpa into moving in. Nell can't believe his response. In the end, Mama says she loves Nell, and was always looking out for her, but now all she needs to do is get a small one bedroom apartment and she will be all set and won't have to get in the way of her daughters' lives.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Smackle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Smackle, a debate champion from another school who happens to have a crush on Farkle, realizes that he only sees her as an academic rival, she enlists Maya and Riley to give her a makeover.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets 1961 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cory gives the class a living-history assignment that takes the four friends back to New York City in 1961.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Crazy Hat - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cory divides his class into two fake companies for a lesson, one driven by profits and the other by making people happy. Meanwhile, Riley and Maya encounter a lady in the subway who is quite different than they first perceive her to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133214 +0000" stop="20260915135346 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets World: Of Terror - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The kids face a trilogy of terror when Riley has a sleepover at Maya's with her Gammy Hart and pet ferret. Auggie confronts the monster under his bed, and Farkle tackles his most terrifying fear yet - playing softball.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets the Forgotten - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When the kids are assigned a special lesson on appreciation, Riley and Maya are forced to work in the school cafeteria while Lucas and Farkle are assigned janitorial duty.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Flaws - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A classmate teases Farkle for being different and not fitting in with the crowd. Hurt and confused, he stops going to class until Riley, Maya and Lucas rally him to show their classmates how to respect each other's uniqueness and show compassion to those who need it, no matter who they are.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Friendship - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cory teaches his class about various forms of government, Lucas, Riley and Farkle decide to run against each other for 7th-grade class president.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Brother - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Cory and Topanga are going out to celebrate their anniversary and decide to let Riley babysit Auggie for the first time. She enlists Maya's help, which leads Auggie to rebel against the girls.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Home for the Holidays - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Matthews clan hosts holiday dinner; Riley's grandparents and her Uncle Joshua come over, while Topanga stresses about her cooking skills; Corey's best friend Shawn sees his likeness in Maya and bonds with Riley.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Game Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Riley invites her friends along to join the traditional Matthews' Family Game Night, and Maya is excited to learn Riley's Uncle Josh is joining as well.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Master Plan - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Maya is celebrating her 14th birthday with Riley and the Matthews but is struggling with the fact that her mom probably won't be able to join them. Meanwhile, Cory and Riley devise a plan to setup Maya's mom with Shawn when he pays a visit.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Farkle's Choice - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Farkle has to choose between Riley and Maya as dates to an awards ceremony that he attends annually. At first neither of the two are interested in attending the event, since neither of them like him the way he likes them; but after showing the girls how great of a guy he is, the two end up fighting over who gets to be his date. Meanwhile, Topanga, Cory, and Auggie have a book club with Auggie's girlfriend, Ava.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets First Date - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lucas asks for Cory’s permission to go on a date with Riley, to which he agrees as long as Maya and Farkle go with them.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Riley and Maya are anxious to begin eighth grade and have a new teacher, that isn't Riley's father. Meanwhile, Mrs. Svorski asks Topanga to take over at the bakery.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets the New World - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Riley and Lucas' classmates are curious as to what's going on with their relationship, which ultimately confuses them more than ever before.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets the Secret of Life - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucas' old friend from Texas comes to New York, Lucas begins to wonder if New York had really changed him, and he starts to keep secrets from Riley.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Pluto - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Riley and Maya travel to Philadelphia to dig up a time capsule that Cory, Topanga and Shawn buried 15 years ago which prompts the kids decide to create and bury one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Riley and Maya get into a fight, Cory enlists the help of his brother, Eric, to be a mediator.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets the Tell-Tale-Tot - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Riley tells a lie so she and Maya can attend a party and must deal with the guilt of sneaking around her parents.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Rules - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the entire class gets detention, the class divides and chaos ensues. Meanwhile, Auggie's friend Ava attempts to be nicer when she thinks she's losing him to another girl.</desc>
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    <title>American B***h - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Hannah has a tense tête-à-tête with Chuck Palmer – an acclaimed author she once greatly admired – about the disturbing allegations swirling around him.</desc>
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    <title>Painful Evacuation - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Hannah interviews influential writer Ode Montgomery, who offers eye-opening advice on being a woman and a writer. When Adam storms off the set of his latest acting job, Jessa suggests they embark on a creative endeavor of their own. Ray considers the course of his life after a regular at the coffee shop dies suddenly. Marnie is confronted with her narcissism.</desc>
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    <title>Gummies - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Adam and Jessa begin shooting scenes for their film, but she questions his creative direction. In town to visit Hannah, her mother, Loreen, has a hard time accepting the next phase of her life. Marnie does a less-than-stellar job of being there for a grieving Ray.</desc>
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    <title>Full Disclosure - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Marnie tries to convince a resistant Desi to follow through with their planned gig at her mom’s birthday party in New Jersey. After rebuffing Adam’s request to watch his film, Hannah gets advice on an important decision from her dad and his new partner, Keith. Elijah’s thespian talents are rekindled when he helps a coworker run lines for an audition.</desc>
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    <title>The Bounce - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Elijah prepares for an open-call audition for a new Broadway musical, but is thrown off his game by an unexpected visitor. In need of cash, Marnie tries to pawn a family heirloom and gets a wakeup call from an unlikely source. Hannah reconnects with Paul-Louis.</desc>
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    <title>What Will We Do This Time About Adam? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Adam comes to Hannah with surprising news. Jessa spends a day off on her own. Shoshanna slogs through helping Ray with his oral-history project, until a fortuitous run-in with Abigail, her old boss, infuses the venture with new energy.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Tour - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After an important meeting, Hannah reaches out to friends for advice, but has trouble reaching Marnie.</desc>
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    <title>Latching - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Hannah embarks on a new chapter.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Struggling writer Hannah gets cut off financially; free-spirited friend Jessa returns to NYC and moves in with her unsuspecting cousin Shoshanna; Type-A roommate Marnie hosts a welcome-back dinner.</desc>
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    <title>Vagina Panic - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Hannah reveals her AIDS phobia when she realizes Adam might not be monogamous. Marnie lives in denial of her growing boredom with her long-term boyfriend. Jessa avoids Marnie's meticulously planned day at a womenʼs health clinic, where Shoshanna confesses a humiliating secret.</desc>
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    <title>All Adventurous Women Do - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hannah meets up with her erstwhile college flame to find out how she contracted HPV, uncovering much more in the process. Marnie's art-gallery boss introduces her to a cocky artist who piques her interest. Jessa gets a babysitting gig.</desc>
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    <title>Hannah's Diary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam's risqué text message sends Hannah over the edge. Jessa gets distracted while babysitting. Shoshanna reunites with a guy she knew at camp. Ray and Charlie stick their noses where they don't belong.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Being Easy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hannah tries a different tack with her boss to counter his inappropriate office behavior.</desc>
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    <title>The Return - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hannah visits her parents in Michigan for their 30th anniversary, and winds up going on a date to a fund-raiser for a local family who suffered a tragic loss.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. The Crackcident - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At a raging party, Hannah sees a different side of Adam. Jessa lures the sender of an anonymous text message. Marnie finds out what Charlie's been up to recently. Shoshanna gets a hand from Ray when she needs it most.</desc>
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    <title>Chito and Rita the Spectacled Bears - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Diego and Dora help two spectacled bears return to their cloud-forest habitat. This adventure sends the duo zipping through the air and climbing up a tree. Finally, Diego and Dora build a "nest" for their bear acquaintances.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Dinosaur Adventure (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>In this special two part episode, a Maiasaura duck-billed dinosaur has lost his way and it's up to Dora, Diego, Alicia and Baby Jaquar to travel to the Cretaceous period back in time to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Dinosaur Adventure (2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>In the conclusion of this special two-part episode, a Maiasaura duck-billed dinosaur has lost his way and it's up to Dora, Diego, Alicia and Baby Jaquar to travel to the Cretaceous period back in time to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134438 +0000" stop="20260915140840 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego's Wolf Pup Rescue - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Mommy Maned Wolf has lost her little wolf pup in the tall grass. She sets out in search of him with the help of Diego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140840 +0000" stop="20260915143243 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Linda the Librarian - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diego and Linda the Llama face rocky mountains and gusty winds as they hurry to deliver books for the opening of a new library.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143243 +0000" stop="20260915145645 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Jaguar to the Rescue - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Baby Jaguar is trying to get his animal-rescue patch, but first he has to rescue three more animals in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145645 +0000" stop="20260915152048 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Sea Turtles - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The sea turtles need to lay their eggs but the beach is too dirty. Diego and Alicia need to clean it up before it's time to lay the eggs.</desc>
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    <title>Diego Saves the River Dolphin - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Baby River Dolphin got stuck in a puddle after a rainstorm! But he must get back home because today is the day he'll turn pink like a BIG River Dolphin</desc>
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    <title>Diego and Baby Humpback to the Rescue - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A sunken ship traps King Humpback Whale's tail at the bottom of the ocean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160851 +0000" stop="20260915163254 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Kinkajou is in Beehive Trouble - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A boy kinkajou's quest for honey gets him stuck in a beehive; Diego swings across Muddy Mud Forest, hides from Harpy Eagles, and climbs up a tree to free the trapped creature.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163254 +0000" stop="20260915165656 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mackey the Macaroni Penguin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Using Click, Diego finds a lost newborn penguin, Macky the Macaroni Penguin. Diego must take her back home and meet Alicia there to see all the other baby penguins being born.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165656 +0000" stop="20260915172058 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iguana Sing Along - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Diego helps Iggy the Iguana find his way out of a cold and dark cave and back to his Iguana friends in time for the big Iguana sing along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172058 +0000" stop="20260915174501 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panchita Prairie Dog Finds a New Prairie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Diego and Alicia set out in search of a new home for Panchita the prairie dog in this Old West-themed adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174501 +0000" stop="20260915180903 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego Saves Christmas - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Linda the Llama and Diego set out to rescue Santa and his reindeer when his sleigh stacked high with toys gets stuck in the deep snow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180903 +0000" stop="20260915183223 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Jaguar's Lost Growl - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Bobo brothers are up to no good again when they capture baby jaguar's growl and seal it in a magical bottle. It's up to Diego to get his growl back for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183223 +0000" stop="20260915185625 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego the Hero - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Diego, along with the aid of Baby Jaguar, Mommy Maned Wolf, Sammy the Sloth, Baby Humpback Whale, and Linda the Llama, help rescue Alicia and some injured penguins, who are stuck in the ice on a boat and need to be taken to the Snowy Rescue Center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185625 +0000" stop="20260915192027 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sammy's Valentine - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sammy the Sloth has a Valentine's Day gift for Lulu, but he needs Diego's help to deliver it to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192027 +0000" stop="20260915194429 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tapir's Trip Home - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Diego and the Tapir travel by Chucho the Train to find the perfect environment for the Tapir to call home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124632 +0000" stop="20260915133239 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Matters - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Parker returns to Promised Land and Tony calls in his secret weapon. Fred risks destroying his new wash plant on a steep road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133239 +0000" stop="20260915141825 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King's Gambit - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Parker plans to limit the royalties he owes Tony while Tony's sons fight frozen pay. Rick gets help from an unexpected source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141825 +0000" stop="20260915150434 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Rick's Bacon - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Parker busts out Big Red during a gamble on Mud Mountain while Rick's wash plant disintegrates before his very eyes. Fred is ready to sluice before getting bad news from Freddy and Juan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150434 +0000" stop="20260915155040 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vindication - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Fred's team gather for the critical first weigh-in post-sluicing. Tony faces unexpected repairs while Freddy and Juan soup up a massive trommel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155040 +0000" stop="20260915163630 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glory Hole on the Hill - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Parker's crew sinks a loader setting up Big Red and clocks in their first double-gold weigh of the year. Tony finds a gold-rich glory hole at the Megacut</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163630 +0000" stop="20260915172224 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robbing Parker to Pay Parker - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Parker does the unthinkable to get down to gold. Fred Lewis sends his son-in-law packing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172224 +0000" stop="20260915180756 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balls on the Table - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Rick pivots to chase a vein of gold-rich paydirt that's bankrupted other Keno miners. Parker heads to Alaska to prospect, leaving Mitch with a difficult decision to make at the Airstrip. Tony targets white channel paydirt to turn his season around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180756 +0000" stop="20260915193940 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Eldorado - S12E14</title>
    <desc>Parker gambles 100 ounces to prospect Little Eldorado Creek in Alaska. Fred confronts a crew member with a secret. Rick launches a risky mission to rescue Monster Red. Tony’s crew sink the new D11 chasing gold rich white channel pay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123700 +0000" stop="20260915131900 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Bears Attack - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A hungry and aggressive apex predator tears through the miners' camp, forcing the crew members to come together to find a solution; the crew uses new equipment to speed up their gold recovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131900 +0000" stop="20260915140033 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Close for Comfort - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dustin and Fred cannot agree on where to find gold and decide to dig in separate holes. Later, a confrontation threatens the entire operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140033 +0000" stop="20260915144232 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nugget Trap - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Dakota Boys and the crew face difficulties and delays when their equipment breaks, but, their hard work finally pays off when they find a huge amount of gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144232 +0000" stop="20260915152432 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mckinley, We Have A Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finding their biggest gold nugget of the season is a great sign, but soon enough heavy rain means flooding, and, despite the danger, the Dakota Boys still go out and dive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152432 +0000" stop="20260915160605 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacrifice &amp; Sabotage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After being rescued from the water, Dustin is forced to look for a new mine site due to the flood, but he soon finds out that the McKinley site may not be a lost cause after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160605 +0000" stop="20260915164739 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landslide - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Digging deeper than ever, the crew sees no sign of the promised bedrock gold; just when the crew starts to question Dustin's leadership, his determination pays off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164739 +0000" stop="20260915172912 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Widow Maker - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Dakota boys are dredging towards a nugget trap they believe holds a jackpot of gold. After a rough season, this could this be the life-changing fortune they desperately need.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172912 +0000" stop="20260915181045 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Strike - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The group cleans up and does a final gold weigh-in for the season. Meanwhile, Dustin leads the crew to a new mine site that quickly proves to have huge potential.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181045 +0000" stop="20260915185244 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving Deeper - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Dakota Boys and their crew members reflect on their wild season and look ahead to what's next.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185244 +0000" stop="20260915193443 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Teams, One Dream - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fred and Dustin Hurt decide to split up in their hunt for gold in the raging waters of Alaska's Chilkat mountains. While Fred has an ideal spot picked out, Dustin has a big decision to make about his location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121747 +0000" stop="20260915123853 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscles Mirsky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Erica breaks a trust agreement with Beverly when she sneaks out to a college party and ends up needing her mother to rescue her; Barry tells Adam that men and women can't be friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123853 +0000" stop="20260915130000 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldbergs Never Say Die! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Inspired by "The Goonies," Adam recruits Barry, Emma and some friends to search for some missing family jewelry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130000 +0000" stop="20260915132106 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lame Gretzky - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam tries to impress Murray with his ice hockey skills, while Murray tries to pretend he likes Adam's movies; Beverly hounds Erica about her S.A.T.s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132106 +0000" stop="20260915134207 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Your Own Good - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Murray retaliates when Beverly swaps out his favorite easy chair with something new; Barry tries to rescue Adam when he is bullied on the school bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134207 +0000" stop="20260915140313 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The President's Fitness Test - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Beverly gets Adam out of the Presidential Physical fitness test; Erica's pen pal visits and Barry tries to impress her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140313 +0000" stop="20260915142420 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Not Invited - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam is excited for his birthday party, but Barry thinks he should change the theme; Murray and Pops are captivated by the opening of Al Capone's safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142420 +0000" stop="20260915144526 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Age of Darkness - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Erica cannot be consoled after her boyfriend dumps her, Murray steps in to help; Barry becomes obsessed with a new arcade game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144526 +0000" stop="20260915150633 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wrestler Named Goldberg - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Beverly learns that Barry lied about joining the wrestling team, she takes matters into her own hands; Erica flakes on a promise to take Adam to the premiere of "Return of the Jedi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150633 +0000" stop="20260915152739 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Livin' on a Prayer - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When Murray's high school free throw record is broken, he attends a banquet as the guest of honor; Barry decides to throw a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152739 +0000" stop="20260915154846 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Is a Mixtape - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beverly intercepts the mix tape Adam made for Dana, thinking he made it for her; Barry shows off his new fake I.D., which is quickly confiscated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154846 +0000" stop="20260915160954 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Drama - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Adam does not get the part he wanted in the school musical, leading Beverly to cast him in a rival show; Murray insists on leaving sporting events early to avoid traffic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160954 +0000" stop="20260915163126 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facts of Bleeping Life - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Prince Charles and Lady Di's impending nuptials inspire Beverly to plan a vow renewal; Barry hopes his band will win him Lainey's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163126 +0000" stop="20260915165259 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Play a Game? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of a group of cool kids at school; Beverly is upset when she finds out that Erica hangs out with a friend's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165259 +0000" stop="20260915171430 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Takes Care of Beverly - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Pops accidentally starts a fire in his apartment during a Halloween party, he’s evicted and Beverly invites him to move into the Goldbergs’ home. Pops’ wild lifestyle is soon too much for the family to handle and they decide to look into other options. Meanwhile, Barry stops Erica from eating Pop Rocks candy with soda, since according to urban legend, the combination would kill her. Since he “saves” her, Barry wants something in return from Erica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171430 +0000" stop="20260915173602 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Baby Ball - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Meller singles out Adam during a game of Dodgeball, Beverly intervenes to protect Adam and gets Meller fired. But soon, Murray and Adam see him in a new light, so Beverly tries to get his job back…will she succeed? Meanwhile, Barry can't accept Erica is better than him in a new board game… Trivial Pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173602 +0000" stop="20260915175735 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Goldberg Thanksgiving - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As a bet, Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after she thinks her mom's obsession is lame. When she wins, Erica decides to opt out of celebrating Thanksgiving so Beverly must find a way to win her daughter back to celebrate the holiday with the family. Meanwhile, uncle Marvin shows up for his annual visit to the Goldberg home and unexpectedly bonds with Adam, which annoys Murray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175735 +0000" stop="20260915181844 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Rode a Hoverboard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Adam breaks his arm and exaggerates at school that he fell off of a hover board just like in the “Back to the Future” movie. But the lie threatens his friendship with Emmy Mirsky. Meanwhile, the family falls in love with the new Chinese restaurant in town and Beverly fears she’s being replaced in the kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181844 +0000" stop="20260915183952 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Barry is excited when a modelling representative approaches him, but Erica thinks it's a scam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183952 +0000" stop="20260915190058 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Beverly is ordered to clean out the garage by Murray, who wants everything gone except for one trunk that he's particularly sentimental about. Meanwhile, Adam and Barry discover Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190058 +0000" stop="20260915192204 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Darryl Dawkins Dance - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As the Sadie Hawkins dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from Lainey. But Beverly comes up with a girl that shocks everyone. Meanwhile, Adam gets into a fight with his best friend...Pops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192204 +0000" stop="20260915194335 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy Country - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Adam passes on a family ring to convey his feelings for Dana, Beverly can’t seem to accept her little boy having such deep feelings at his age. Meanwhile, new couple Lainey and Barry convinces Murray to watch football with Lainey’s dad. They soon realize the fathers root for opposing teams and Barry is left to decide between his love for the Eagles and his love for Lainey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120310 +0000" stop="20260915122757 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Daddy's Little Lady - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and has an announcement he's engaged to be married.  Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee who happens to be younger than herself.  Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a song writing contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122757 +0000" stop="20260915125242 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and each of them become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking.  Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125242 +0000" stop="20260915131728 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vacation - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure.  While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131728 +0000" stop="20260915134215 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joust Between Friends - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Laid off from work, Dorothy searches for part-time work which leads to Blanche getting her a job at the museum.  Then fur flies when Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for.  Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134215 +0000" stop="20260915140701 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love, Rose - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response.  This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140701 +0000" stop="20260915143142 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143142 +0000" stop="20260915145628 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sisters - S02E12</title>
    <desc>For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies in her sister, Angela from Sicily as a surprise.  However, Dorothy's the one whose surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145628 +0000" stop="20260915152108 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stan Who Came to Dinner - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery.  However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152108 +0000" stop="20260915154548 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actor - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154548 +0000" stop="20260915161033 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before and After - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm.  This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives.  Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161033 +0000" stop="20260915163518 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Was One - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon.  Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163518 +0000" stop="20260915165958 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedtime Story - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times they've had to share a bed and strange places they've had to sleep, including a train station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165958 +0000" stop="20260915172444 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive Me, Father - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend whom she later learns is a priest.  She later gets another shock when she learns he plans to leave the church.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172444 +0000" stop="20260915174914 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Day's Journey into Marinara - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sophia's sister, Angela arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there but while she's looking for an apartment Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls.  This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174914 +0000" stop="20260915181308 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Face is This, Anyway? - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts.  Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie for class she's taking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181308 +0000" stop="20260915183755 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dorothy's Prized Pupil - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183755 +0000" stop="20260915190235 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamond in the Rough - S02E22</title>
    <desc>While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event.  She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190235 +0000" stop="20260915192722 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Son-in-Law Dearest - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dorothy's daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement.  Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant.  However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting.  Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an "I Love Lucy" marathon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192722 +0000" stop="20260915195149 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Neighbor - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120127 +0000" stop="20260915122623 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer Pyle, Super Chef - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122623 +0000" stop="20260915125146 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marry Me, Marry Me - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125146 +0000" stop="20260915131722 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Nose, Warm Heart - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131722 +0000" stop="20260915134233 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow That Car - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134233 +0000" stop="20260915140731 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes Two to Tangle - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140731 +0000" stop="20260915143223 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whither the Weather - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143223 +0000" stop="20260915145718 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love's Old Sweet Song - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145718 +0000" stop="20260915152251 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer, The Recruiter - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152251 +0000" stop="20260915154828 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154828 +0000" stop="20260915161322 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Blow Your Horn - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161322 +0000" stop="20260915163845 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Bet Your Won Ton - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163845 +0000" stop="20260915170352 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sue the Pants Off 'Em - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170352 +0000" stop="20260915172908 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer, The Card Shark - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172908 +0000" stop="20260915175312 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175312 +0000" stop="20260915181659 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181659 +0000" stop="20260915184241 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184241 +0000" stop="20260915190825 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing a Song of Papa - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190825 +0000" stop="20260915193335 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193335 +0000" stop="20260915195835 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost, the Colonel's Daughter - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120559 +0000" stop="20260915124825 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124825 +0000" stop="20260915133052 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133052 +0000" stop="20260915141318 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141318 +0000" stop="20260915145544 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145544 +0000" stop="20260915153811 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153811 +0000" stop="20260915162037 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162037 +0000" stop="20260915170303 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170303 +0000" stop="20260915174530 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174530 +0000" stop="20260915182756 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182756 +0000" stop="20260915191022 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191022 +0000" stop="20260915195249 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121224 +0000" stop="20260915125448 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutations - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Lim, Shaun and Reznick treat a 25-year-old runner suffering from severe swelling; but when things take a turn for the worse, Shaun enlists the help of Carly. Park, Claire and Melendez treat two 16-year-old cancer patients who are dating. Shaun and Carly work toward intimacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125448 +0000" stop="20260915133754 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and Death - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Shaun and Reznik grapple with a terminal cancer patient who is determined to live the last few months of his life without inhibition. Reznik must confront her relationship with her mother when she comes in for a third opinion from Glassman. Shaun and Carly's relationship reaches a new level of intimacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133754 +0000" stop="20260915141948 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Influence - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After Shaun treats a patient who is a social influencer, he deals with unwanted attention. The team treats a woman who is in abdominal distress after an at-home faecal transplant Carly's efforts to separate Shaun from Lea are challenged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141948 +0000" stop="20260915150226 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unsaid - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Despite everyone else’s doubts, Shaun is hopeful that Carly is truly fine with his friendship with Lea. The team treats a young boy born without a fully formed trachea and unable to speak, and who may be a good candidate for an experimental procedure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150226 +0000" stop="20260915154536 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autopsy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Shaun makes an emotional confession, and the result may not be as desired. He also becomes obsessed with performing an autopsy on a Jane Doe, which challenges his relationships at the hospital. Claire, Reznick and Andrews treat a male college student with a mysterious split personality disorder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154536 +0000" stop="20260915162844 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fixation - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A patient with a mysterious and undiagnosed illness that has baffled other doctors for years forces Shaun and the team to take some big risks. Claire and Melendez continue to cautiously navigate their feelings for each other as colleagues and friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162844 +0000" stop="20260915171146 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreak - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Claire and Shaun treat a patient with a rare form of dwarfism. Reznick, Lim and Park treat a young man who had both arms torn off in a previous farming accident. Shaun reacts to an emotional situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171146 +0000" stop="20260915175444 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurt - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In the first episode of the two-part season finale, the city of San Jose is rocked by a massive earthquake that puts the staff of St. Bonaventure Hospital on high alert as they race to assess the damage and account for the safety of their colleagues and friends. Meanwhile, Dr. Neil Melendez and Dr. Aaron Glassman are attending a charity event when their lives are threatened by the earthquake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175444 +0000" stop="20260915183755 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You - S03E20</title>
    <desc>In the second episode of the two-part finale, our doctors work against time and their own personal safety to save the lives of those around them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183755 +0000" stop="20260915191919 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frontline (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Murphy treats a patient who has an illness that is not only unpredictable in nature, but also unlike anything he or the team has seen before. Dr. Claire Brown continues to work through her grief, still reeling from Dr. Neil Melendez's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125158 +0000" stop="20260915134037 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inauguration - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After a financial scam destroys the reputation of lawyer Maia Rindell, while wiping out her mentor and godmother, Diane Lockhart's, savings; Maia and Diane join one of Chicago's preeminent law firms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134037 +0000" stop="20260915143311 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Week - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane raises eyebrows while settling in as a new partner at Reddick, Boseman &amp; Kolstad. Maia continues to deal with the repercussions of her family's Ponzi scheme. Lucca and Maia unexpectedly pick up a new case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143311 +0000" stop="20260915151747 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Schtup List - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adrian and Barbara face a cruel realization about a high profile client. While second chair to Diane on a case, Lucca is in for more than she bargained for thanks to the US attorney's office's golden boy, Colin Morello. Maia visits her father in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151747 +0000" stop="20260915160451 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henceforth Known as Property - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Diane and Lucca represent an ovarian cancer survivor looking to obtain custody of her previously donated embryos. Maia is the victim of a fake social media account. Mike Kresteva pays a visit to Reddick, Boseman &amp; Kolstad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160451 +0000" stop="20260915165622 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoppable: Requiem for an Airdate - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lucca defends a TV writer-producer in a copyright infringement case with ties to the President of the United States. Mike Kresteva takes aim at Reddick, Boseman, and Kolstad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165622 +0000" stop="20260915175028 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Social Media and Its Discontents - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After landing tech mogul Neil Gross as a new client, the firm is tasked with figuring out a way to combat hate speech on his social media platform. Maia’s suspicions about her father grow after Uncle Jax pays an unwelcome visit. Lucca and Colin’s romance heats up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175028 +0000" stop="20260915183616 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Grand Jury - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mike Kresteva takes his case against Reddick, Boseman &amp; Kolstad to a grand jury, but the firm devises a grand jury strategy of their own to hamper Kresteva's efforts. Colin finds himself in an awkward position in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183616 +0000" stop="20260915192434 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reddick v Boseman - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carl Reddick makes a surprise return to the firm; a local pastor needs the firm's help. Lucca unexpectedly meets Colin's parents. Henry attempts to reconnect with Maia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120129 +0000" stop="20260915122254 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chidi Sees The Time-Knife - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Michael arranges an important meeting and Janet makes a reconnection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122254 +0000" stop="20260915124438 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandemonium - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Various events occur, in a certain specific order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124438 +0000" stop="20260915130754 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl from Arizona (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As humans arrive in the new neighborhood, Michael and the group try to understand what makes them tick. Eleanor and Jason both deal with jealousy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130754 +0000" stop="20260915133010 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl from Arizona (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Eleanor and Michael pull out all the stops to try to help Brent become a better person. Tahani and Janet have concerns about Eleanor's leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133010 +0000" stop="20260915135224 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chillaxing - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Chidi's too relaxed, so Eleanor and Michael create tension in his life to force him to become a better person. Tahani invites John to a spa day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135224 +0000" stop="20260915141440 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As the group deals with a frustrating lack of progress, a visitor arrives and makes a shocking claim that causes them to question who can be trusted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141440 +0000" stop="20260915143656 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Employee of the Bearimy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Michael and Jason sneak into Demon-Con. Left in charge of the neighborhood, Eleanor copes with Derek's ineptitude and Tahani's dissatisfaction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143656 +0000" stop="20260915145909 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chip Driver Mystery - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Brent writes an offensive book, Eleanor, Michael and the others try to help him evolve. One of the humans discovers Jason's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145909 +0000" stop="20260915152127 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Is Other People - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With one day left in the year, Simone reveals that she's suspicious about the neighborhood -- and her investigation could derail the entire experiment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152127 +0000" stop="20260915154341 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Funeral to End All Funerals - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As the Judge hears Michael and Shawn's arguments about the results of the experiment, Janet and the humans give each other the funerals they deserved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154341 +0000" stop="20260915160555 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>With time running out to find answers, Chidi must sort through his life -- and afterlives -- before he can provide the help everyone needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160555 +0000" stop="20260915162811 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Changed, Man - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The group scrambles to devise a new afterlife system that the Good and Bad Places can agree on before it's too late. Chidi has a newfound confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mondays, Am I Right? - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While the humans search for test candidates, Michael trains a group of architects. Eleanor doesn't want Chidi to learn too much about her past.</desc>
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    <title>Patty - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Arriving at a new place, Michael receives an unexpected honor. Meanwhile, the rest of the group explores — and learns a shocking truth.</desc>
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    <title>Whenever You're Ready - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Various conversations occur, between various groups of people.</desc>
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    <title>Everything is Fine - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Eleanor dies and winds up in an afterlife paradise reserved for only the most ethical people, she realizes she's been mistaken for somebody else.</desc>
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    <title>Flying - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eleanor wants Chidi to teach her to be a good person, so he insists that she participate in a neighborhood cleanup instead of learning to fly.</desc>
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    <title>Tahani Al-Jamil - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eleanor thinks Tahani knows her secret. Michael tries to get Chidi interested in a new hobby. Janet goes through some strange personality changes.</desc>
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    <title>Jason Mendoza - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Eleanor becomes friends with another neighborhood resident who's hiding something. Tahani plans a gala for the opening of a new restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Fixed - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alicia stumbles onto something that indicates possible jury tampering on her firm's class action law suit against a pharmaceutical company. Peter's legal team continues their work for his upcoming appeal, and Alicia keeps butting heads with Peter's attorney.</desc>
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    <title>Crash - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Will have only 72 hours to find the smoking gun that proves the train company, and not the three engineers, is responsible for the crash, thus securing the widows their pensions the company is holding back. Jackie and Alicia clash over taking the children to visit their father in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Conjugal - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Alicia works with Will on the appeal of a death row inmate, she agrees to a conjugal visit with Peter in order to get information from him since her client was convicted under Peter's regime as state's attorney.</desc>
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    <title>Unorthodox - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Alicia, representing a daughter of one of the partner in the firm, finds herself very attracted to her co-counsel, mostly because of his unorthodox approach of defending their client.</desc>
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    <title>Unprepared - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Alicia is preparing in a case defending a scientist accused of arson, she is suddenly asked to testify on Peter's behalf.</desc>
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    <title>Threesome - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Alicia is asked to represent a partner in the firm on a DUI charge. Her attention is split when she is suddenly forced to face the Other Woman.</desc>
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    <title>Lifeguard - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When a judge overturns a simple plea deal that Alicia arranged, she looks into his motivation. Diane is made an offer she can't refuse.</desc>
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    <title>Infamy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alicia learns more about Peter's fall from grace and removal from office when she represents Glenn Child's wife in her divorce appeal.  Will, Emily, and opposing counsel, get cozy during a death suit against a caustic TV commentator.</desc>
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    <title>Painkiller - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alicia and the kids have to deal with some really bad news and then she has to give Peter some information that will make him furious. Alicia has to represent the doctor who prescribed the medication to a high school quarterback that appear to die from the painkiller overdose.</desc>
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    <title>Bad - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Tensions are high as Peter's appeal begins while Alicia has to defend a wealthy client who doesn't seem that innocent, even after he's found not guilty of murdering his wife. Diane takes precautions when a prisoner she put in jail is to be released from prison.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Love - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Cassie can't help but feel upset after Grace admits she's been spending more time with Sam to replace the hurt she feels from the loss of her own late father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131650 +0000" stop="20260915135842 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cassie is surprised with adventurous outings by both Sam and John as she works on sorting out her conflicted feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135842 +0000" stop="20260915144005 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cassie could be ready to take a chance on her feelings for Sam; Grace goes on a magical mission to fix a broken confidence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144005 +0000" stop="20260915152150 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Secret? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cassie begins to conjure up a surprise party for Martha, but when she enlists the help of Stephanie and Abigail, she learns her secret might not be safe.</desc>
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    <title>Truth - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cassie works her magic to help Sam make a tough decision and suddenly she is faced with a difficult choice of her own.</desc>
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    <title>A Perfect Match (1) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Just as Cassie begins to move in a new direction with Sam, Middleton’s annual Lights Festival brings illuminating changes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164512 +0000" stop="20260915172656 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Perfect Match (2) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Cassie reaches a decision about her future, Middleton needs a touch of her magic when the Lights Festival threatens to go dark.</desc>
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    <title>A Budding Romance - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The whole town anxiously awaits the impending blooming of the Middleton Merriwick, but when the plant is cut, it has dramatic impact upon the Merriwick women. Grace begins to suspect Nick is going to ask her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180818 +0000" stop="20260915184939 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Without Magic for a Spell - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Middleton Merriwick is still not in bloom, and the effects are being felt around town. An old friend and colleague of Abigail’s checks into Grey House claiming to want a relationship. With help from Cassie, Ben stumbles upon the old Middleton Theater and is motivated to get the place running again.</desc>
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    <title>Day After Day - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Two guests at Grey House are immediately at odds, so Cassie uses her magic to bring them together. Sam tries to plan the perfect date for Cassie, but various nuisances keep getting in the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120659 +0000" stop="20260915123607 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About a Soldier - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Yvonne pressures Gary to take a sensible job with her new company, and arranges an interview for him. Gary's life with Phoebe is threatened by a returning hero, so should he forsake the past and stay in the 1990s?</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Having missed the interview that Yvonne had arranged for him, Gary pretends to have been taken ill and takes things quietly until Ron comes round to cheer him up. Phoebe becomes ill; can Gary transport medicine back in time? Yvonne has something she has to tell Gary.</desc>
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    <title>The Yanks Are Coming - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gary is put out when the Americans arrive at the Royal Oak. As Gary owes Ron a favor, he sets up a deal to import some American goods from 1942. An episode of racial tension requires Gary to take some drastic action.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Get Away from It All - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Both Yvonne and Phoebe want to move house, but moving is the least of Gary's worries, as he is hit by bombshells in both his lives.</desc>
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    <title>You're Driving Me Crazy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With both his ladies expecting babies, the demands on Gary's time become greater, but not as great as those on his wallet.</desc>
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    <title>In the Mood - S04E02</title>
    <desc>It seems that Gary may not be the only one who can go back to 1942.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150128 +0000" stop="20260915153035 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Town - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Gary plans to go on holiday with Phoebe while Yvonne is away on Korea, but then he receives a visitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153035 +0000" stop="20260915155939 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Mother Came Too - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Yvonne's absence isn't making Gary's life any easier as Ron needs his help, and Phoebe's mother-in-law turns up at the Royal Oak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155939 +0000" stop="20260915162847 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leaving of Liverpool - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Gary is in wartime Liverpool with Phoebe, where Ron's grandfather was supposed to have been a hero, but will the course of history be changed?</desc>
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    <title>How Long Has This Been Going On? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Gary is preparing for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Easy Living - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Yvonne swaps careers, Phoebe plans the wedding and Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172646 +0000" stop="20260915175531 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Fly with Me - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Can Gary cope with two stag nights?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175531 +0000" stop="20260915182432 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartaches - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Will Gary be on time for his wedding to Phoebe?</desc>
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    <title>Careless Talk... - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Gary is rapidly running out of money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185324 +0000" stop="20260915192230 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bells Are Ringing - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Phoebe doesn't think Gary should be at the birth. Yvonne is about to launch a new health product. Gary is at a loss for what to do.</desc>
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    <title>A Room with a View - S05E01</title>
    <desc>An unexpected wartime bomb hits Ducketts Passage and blows Gary and his son into to the present. Yvonne returns early from Switzerland, her holistic cosmetics business becoming increasingly successful, and Gary has to explain away the lad's existence when they bump into each other at Ron's. Meanwhile, Gary &amp; Phoebe consider moving to Mayfair, which should be safer, and find they have a famous neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>Axed by Addition - S01E01</title>
    <desc>P.J. afraid of getting grounded big time by his dad for a bad report card, so he has fun like it's his last day on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Unreal Estate - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Pete hires Goofy as a handyman for his getaway cottage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124800 +0000" stop="20260915131051 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Camp Take It with You - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goofy take the boys on a eventful camping trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131051 +0000" stop="20260915133343 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Movie Madness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids think that a killer is on the loose after seeing a scary movie.</desc>
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    <title>Counterfeit Goof - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A simple job as hanging up wallpaper puts Goofy in trouble with counterfeiters.</desc>
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    <title>Queasy Rider - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Max's exciting ride on Goofy's old motorcyle takes a turn for the worst when he encounters some mean biker dudes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141916 +0000" stop="20260915144158 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O, R-V, I N-V U - S01E06</title>
    <desc>RVs are on Pete's mind when he gets Max to create one for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144158 +0000" stop="20260915150438 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meanwhile, Back at the Ramp - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Goofy tries to impress Max by jumping a very dangerous skateboard ramp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150438 +0000" stop="20260915152726 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Weird Mime - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's an alien invasion! Not really, but a messed up science project seems to make people think that.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152726 +0000" stop="20260915155009 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slightly Dinghy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Max wants to find a sunken treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155009 +0000" stop="20260915161258 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabana Fever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Pete gets away from it all to a deserted island, where his joy is marred when Goofy shows up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161258 +0000" stop="20260915163544 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Insecurity - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Max and PJ teaches Leech a lesson about Stealing. If Max and PJ do not clear themselves of being framed for stealing, they will be sent up the creek.</desc>
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    <title>Where There's Smoke, There's Goof - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Goofy is the town's new fireman, god help Spoonerville.</desc>
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    <title>Date with Destiny - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max says Goofy's getting married (to avoid an awkward moment at school), Peg sets out to find Goofy the ideal match.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172111 +0000" stop="20260915174403 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Air - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Pistol wants to fly at an air show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174403 +0000" stop="20260915180647 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Out of the Ball Game - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goofy get into it about their boys on the baseball team, much to the boys' dismay.</desc>
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    <title>Wrecks, Lies &amp; Videotape - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Max tapes Goofy for the TV show ""America's Most Painful Home Videos"" to win a prize, but Pete steals the tape to win the prize himself.</desc>
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    <title>Puppy Love - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Max wants to impress a new girl in school.</desc>
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    <title>Max-imum Protection - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A burglar prompts Pete to get Goofy to buy a security system.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191501 +0000" stop="20260915193743 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goofin' Hood and His Melancholy Men - S01E17</title>
    <desc>To get Max interested in history, Goofy tells him a story about one of his many ancestors in his family.</desc>
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    <title>Leader of the Pack - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A gang tries to takes over the popular hangout, and Max, PJ and his cousin Debbie tries his best to stop them.</desc>
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    <title>How I Got My Shrunken Head (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>What has two eyes, a mouth, a wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head. It's a present from his Aunt Benna. A gift from the jungle island of Baladora. Mark can't wait to show the kids at school his shrunken head. It's so ugly. So gross. So awesome. But late one night the head starts to glow. Because it's no ordinary head. It gives Mark a strange power. A magical power. A dangerous power...</desc>
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    <title>How I Got My Shrunken Head (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>What has two eyes, a mouth, and wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head. It's a present from his Aunt Benna. A gift from the jungle island of Baladora. Mark can't wait to show the kids at school his shrunken head. It's so ugly. So gross. So awesome. But late on night the head starts to glow. Because it's no ordinary head. It gives Mark a strange power. A magical power. A dangerous power...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125919 +0000" stop="20260915132049 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost Next Door (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hannah's neighborhood has just gotten a little-weird. Ever since that new boy moved in next door. But when did he move in? Wasn't the house empty when Hannah went to sleep the night before? Why does it still look so deserted? She's not getting any answers from her new neighbor. He just keeps disappearing in the oddest ways. And he's so pale...Is Hannah being haunted by...the ghost next door???</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Next Door (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hannah's neighborhood has just gotten a little-weird. Ever since that new boy moved in next door. But when did he move in? Wasn't the house empty when Hannah went to sleep the night before? Why does it still look so deserted? She's not getting any answeres from her new neighbor. He just keeps disappearing in the oddest ways. And he's so pale...Is Hannah being haunted by...the ghost next door?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134219 +0000" stop="20260915140350 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry of the Cat (1) - S04E05</title>
    <desc>In the light of the full moon, Allison Rogers saw the cat sprawled on its back, its head twisted to one side, its four paws straight up in the air. Even from her bedroom window high above the ground, Allison recognized the cat. The cat named Rip. And Allison knew without going down there that she had killed it again. Killed it for a third time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cry of the Cat (2) - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In the light of the full moon, Alison saw the cat sprawled on its back, its head twisted to one side, its four paws straight up in the air. Even from my bedroom window high above the ground, Alison recognized the cat. The cat named Rip. And Alison knew without going down there that she had killed it again. Killed it for a third time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142519 +0000" stop="20260915144654 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Trouble (1) - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Billy and his sister, Sheena, are visiting their uncle Dr. Deep on a tiny Caribbean island. It's the perfect place to go exploring underwater...and Billy's ready for an adventure. There's only one rule to remember: Stay away from the coral reefs. Still, the reefs are so beautiful. So peaceful. Billy can't resist. But he's not alone in the water. Something's lurking deep below the surface. Something dark and scaly. Something that's half-human, half-fish...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Deep Trouble (2) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Billy and his sister, Sheena, are visiting their uncle Dr. Deep on a tiny Caribbean island. It's the perfect place to go exploring underwater...and Billy's ready for an adventure. There's only one rule to remember: Stay away from the coral reefs. Still, the reefs are so beautiful. So peaceful. Billy can't resist. But he's not alone in the water. Something's lurking deep below the surface. Something dark and scaly. Something that's half-human, half-fish...</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted Mask (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Shy, quiet Carly Beth is an easy target for everyone's teasing and practical jokes. But this Halloween she's found a wonderfully spooky mask that has her tormentors scared and running. Carly Beth refuses to take her new mask off, even though it causes strange things to happen to her and other people. One day the magic of the mask turns on Carly Beth. She's horrified to discover that she and the mask have become one.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted Mask (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Shy, quiet Carly Beth is an easy target for everyone's teasing and practical jokes. But this Halloween she's found a wonderfully spooky mask that has her tormentors scared and running. Carly Beth refuses to take her new mask off, even though it seems to cause strange things to happen to her and other people. One day the magic of the mask turns on Carly Beth. She's horrified to discover that she and the mask have become one.</desc>
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    <title>The Cuckoo Clock of Doom - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An eerie old cuckoo clock in Michael's and Tara's house has mysterious powers and it's about to set back the hands of time ... forever!</desc>
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    <title>The Girl Who Cried Monster - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lucy loves telling monster stories, but her family and friends are tired of her wild tales.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Camp Nightmare (1) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Billy's summer camp is turning out to be a total nightmare. His fellow campers are disappearing one by one! Could the culprit be the Forbidden Bunk?</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Camp Nightmare (2) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Billy's summer camp is turning out to be a total nightmare. The counselors are weird. And who or what is this vicious beast everyone calls "Sabre"?</desc>
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    <title>Phantom of the Auditorium - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Brooke gets the lead in a school play about a Phantom, she is thrilled ... until the nightmares begin.</desc>
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    <title>South Boulevard - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gordon revamps South Boulevard, a Korean-inspired restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Bella Gianna’s - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ramsay and his team attempt to transform Bella Gianna’s, a family-owned Italian restaurant in Congers, N.Y.</desc>
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    <title>The Old Coffeepot Restaurant - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team make renovations and create a fresh new menu for a failing Cajun restaurant in New Orleans in an attempt to revive it.</desc>
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    <title>Brownstone Bistro - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's "Hell on Wheels" travels to The Brownstone Bistro, a Cajun fusion restaurant located in Los Angeles, CA. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay discovers how vital it is for the Bistro's staff to come together as a team in order to keep the restaurant afloat. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster – all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
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    <title>Sherman's Restaurant - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits Sherman's Restaurant in Greenville, Miss., where he and the team find that the 30-year-old restaurant needs a new menu and new decor.</desc>
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    <title>La Serenata - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits La Serenata, a family-owned Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles, CA, where he and his team discover the owner has exhausted himself in trying to keep the restaurant - and his dad's legacy - afloat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164504 +0000" stop="20260915172801 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetch Bistro - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay travels to Fetch Bistro, a restaurant designed to serve both people and dogs in Wichita, KS, where he and his team discover that the restaurant itself could use some major clean-up.</desc>
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    <title>Patrick Molloy's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's 'Hell On Wheels' travels to Patrick Molloy's, a family-owned American restaurant and bar, located on the Hermosa Beach pier. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay and his team discover a deep-rooted family feud that has been holding the restaurant back for quite some time. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster - all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181058 +0000" stop="20260915185355 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's "Hell On Wheels" travels to Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood, a laid back bar and grill located in Sacramento, CA. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay and his team discover that the owner's lack of discipline with her own family members has greatly inhibited any success for the restaurant. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster - all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future in the all-new "Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood" season finale episode of GORDON RAMSAY'S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK.</desc>
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    <title>The Trolley Stop Café - S02E01</title>
    <desc>An investigation at the Trolley Stop Café, a classic Cajun-inspired New Orleans restaurant, reveals an absentee owner is to blame for the restaurant staff's lack of communication and discipline; chef Aarón Sanchez stops by to lend his knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Salon of the Dead - S05E20</title>
    <desc>To celebrate their official couple-hood, Blair and Dan host a glamorous British-themed Salon. Lola lands the audition of a lifetime. Serena and Diana face-off over secrets they both would prefer remain secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Despicable B - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Blair comes up with a plan to keep her Upper East Side status intact. Lily throws a family gathering. Nate digs into Diana’s past and is surprised by what he discovers.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lost Art - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Chuck, Nate, Blair, Serena and Lola team up to uncover what they think is an explosive secret between Diana and Jack. Meanwhile, Dan is offered a prestigious fellowship in Rome for the summer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144621 +0000" stop="20260915152721 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitives - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Blair enlists Serena to be her stand-in at an important meeting. Ivy and Lola team up to help Chuck with a personal vendetta/ Nate makes a decision about the future and Diana Payne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152721 +0000" stop="20260915160914 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Ring - S05E24</title>
    <desc>When Gossip Girl attacks Blair, Serena admits she may be to blame. Nate invites Lola to move in with him. Lily must make a big decision about the future of her marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160914 +0000" stop="20260915165137 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Maybe Gone - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Blair make a promise to each other. Dan enlists Georgina to write a tell-all book. Nate decides to have The Spectator go after Gossip Girl. The gang is stunned at what their search for Serena turns up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165137 +0000" stop="20260915173340 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Infidelity - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Serena hosts a gala to prove herself in adult society. A rival may impact the release of Blair's fashion line. Dan must weigh personal integrity versus getting published. Chuck presses Amira to help him investigate his father's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173340 +0000" stop="20260915181545 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Rotten Scandals - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Blair must rely on help from an unlikely source. Serena discovers that befriending Sage is trickier than she thought. Nate publishes Dan’s first article. Chuck begins to uncover what Bart is hiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181545 +0000" stop="20260915185754 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of a Lady Alexander - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Chuck’s investigation leads him to an event where he hopes to find the one person who can tell him the truth about Bart. Serena and Steven decide to reveal their romantic histories. Nate must make a difficult decision in order to keep The Spectator in business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185754 +0000" stop="20260915193844 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monstrous Ball - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Eleanor gives Blair an ultimatum. Serena becomes worried about Steven’s attitude toward her. Chuck finds an unlikely ally as he tries to expose his father’s secret. Dan publishes another article.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120557 +0000" stop="20260915125442 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glasgow, 2004 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Tony and Jo, musicians with Scottish Opera, had long dreamed of a home in the countryside. They found a perfect site on the Clyde estuary in Argyll and Bute. Located in a small village on a hillside, it had glorious views as far as the isle of Arran and was less than an hour's drive from Glasgow. Inspired by local oak-framed barns, they gave architect Andy McAvoy an open brief. In return, he gave them a design that fused medieval and modern and promised a beautifully simple interior. However, the construction was anything but simple...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125442 +0000" stop="20260915134307 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dorset, 2004 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Amid 55 acres of organic farmland in the New Forest, Lizzie and Mike set out to build an idiosyncratic home. They wanted a house that would reflect their love of travel and eastern cultures, yet blend into the very English countryside around them. Their first proposal, for a wooden Japanese house, was refused planning permission, but after three years of adapting their ideas with architect David Underhill, they were finally ready to build. Their ingenious design was in three sections: a living wing, a bedroom wing and a romantic tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134307 +0000" stop="20260915143214 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Designs Revisited: Edinburgh 2005 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin returns to see whether the couple's solo attempts to transform a wreck of an old stone building in Leith, with no previous building experience, has been successful.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143214 +0000" stop="20260915152128 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peckham, 2005 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Monty Ravenscroft and Clare Loewe began looking for a house to buy in London they soon realised that the only affordable option was to build one themselves. They snapped up a dirt cheap slither of land in Peckham at an auction only to be told it was too small to put a house on. Undeterred, three years ago, engineering whiz Monty began building an extraordinary experimental bungalow that filled the site to bursting point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152128 +0000" stop="20260915161040 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloucester, 2005 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When lawyers Jeremy and Louise Brown walked into Upthorpe Farm in Gloucester, they couldn't believe their eyes. It was like stepping back in time. Apart from a few minor alterations, the Grade II listed 16th-century farmhouse had barely been touched for over 400 years and was completely unmodernised. There were original beams and doorways, original paint and plaster and a hay loft.
Now that they've purchased the property their ambitious design plan is to bring the farmhouse into the 21st century, blending the original historic features with modern simplicity and luxury. Kevin watches on intrigued as they tackle the challenge of reconciling the very old and the very contemporary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161040 +0000" stop="20260915165957 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kent, 2005 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>John Cadney and Marnie Moon have never had a permanent home. For 16 years they've camped on land owned by Marnie's parents because they could never afford to buy a house in the area where they live. So John, a carpenter, rolled his sleeves up and decided to build a house for his family with his bare hands.
After much searching for the right kind of house they settled on an environmentally friendly four-bedroom log cabin. The whole thing was imported from Finland as hundreds of pre-cut bits of wood. All John had to do is figure out how it all fits together!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165957 +0000" stop="20260915174913 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Designs Revisited: Hackney 2005 - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud takes a trip back to the home of John and Eleni Flood who completely gutted their Victorian terraced house to create an open, light and modern space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174913 +0000" stop="20260915183801 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Designs Revisited: Waterloo 2005 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin again comes to the former violin factory in the vestre, where Louise and Milko built the house of their entire dreams. He wants to look at the changes and find out if they managed to cope with the problems with neighbors that arose during construction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183801 +0000" stop="20260915192706 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devon, 2005 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>For the last 20 years, Pat Becker has been living in a large Georgian family house overlooking the sea in Devon. Now that her family have flown the nest and the house has grown too big for her, she's decided to build a new home at the bottom of the garden.
Shaped like a curvy seashell, the new house has concrete and polystyrene walls, which spiral down from the central staircase. Her architect has promised it will take only six months to build but constructing a round house is never straightforward!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124551 +0000" stop="20260915134802 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berks to the Future - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Grand Tour tent pitches up in Stuttgart, Germany from where James May introduces a test of the highly advanced Honda NSX, Jeremy Clarkson tries to invent a new sort of SUV, Richard Hammond creates a machine to protect him from a future apocalypse, and the three hosts attempt to generate electricity from everyday activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134802 +0000" stop="20260915144917 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Fight at the O.K. Coral - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Grand Tour travelling tent arrives in Nashville, Tennessee from where Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May introduce their attempt to save the world's coral reefs using only a selection of car body shells and some extremely inept boat driving. Also in this show, Jeremy finally indulges his series-long Alfa Romeo obsession with a test of the new, 500 horsepower Giulia Quadrifoglio and AC/DC singer Brian Johnson comes to the tent to try his hand at Celebrity Brain Crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144917 +0000" stop="20260915154941 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Italian Lessons - S01E11</title>
    <desc>From the shores of Loch Ness in Scotland, Jeremy, Richard and James introduce their attempts to buy used Maseratis for a bargain price and then use them to tour the drizzle-flecked landscapes of northern France.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154941 +0000" stop="20260915165219 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>[censored] to [censored] - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Grand Tour tent is once again in Loch Ness, Scotland after a monster discovery since the last show. This week, the hosts tour central Europe in a Jaguar F-Pace, a Bentley Bentayga and a Range Rover Autobiography, arguing over which is the best SUV and trying not to giggle at road signs. Also in this show, Jeremy kills preconceptions as he laps the Eboladrome in a Lexus GS F, the hosts examine the point of launch control, and Hollywood legend Tim Burton is invited to play Celebrity Brain Crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165219 +0000" stop="20260915175417 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past v Future - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Grand Tour tent is in Dubai for the final show of the season in which Jeremy Clarkson pits his old fashioned Volkswagen Golf GTI against James May’s electrically-powered BMW i3, Richard Hammond learns how to drift, James is forced to take part in a weird sport called winching, and the Bugatti Veyron drag races against the Porsche 918 Spyder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175417 +0000" stop="20260915190421 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past, present or future - S02E01</title>
    <desc>For the opening episode, we are in Switzerland where the presenters compare a Lamborghini Aventador S, a Honda NSX and an all-electric Croatian supercar called the Rimac Concept One in a battle of past, present and future. Richard's hillclimb takes an unexpected turn. And Ricky Wilson of The Voice UK and David Hasselhoff from America's Got Talent go head-to-head in the all-new Celebrity Face Off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120343 +0000" stop="20260915124715 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Reynolds 'Cuda Reunion - S16E11</title>
    <desc>Mark and Tony D'Agostino revisit the Reynolds 'Cuda, a Mopar that's considered the lowest-mile 1971 'Cuda; at the shop, Will wrangles the Ghoulz to complete the assembly on a rare A-body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124715 +0000" stop="20260915133046 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road Movie - S16E12</title>
    <desc>A '70 Challenger R/T has been exposed to the elements for years, but now it's time to wrap up the metal work, which could spell a lot of work for the Ghoulz; Will experiences deja vu painting another '69 Road Runner that needs a vinyl top installed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133046 +0000" stop="20260915141417 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Number - S16E13</title>
    <desc>Mark and the Ghoulz count and catalog every significant restoration in series history, from the very first 1970 Road Runner to the infamous 1971 Phoenix 'Cuda. The restorations of the past are held up against the new restorations in this last particularly prolific season. Plus, one more surprise awaits before the closing credits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141417 +0000" stop="20260915145748 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Is for Mopar - S17E01</title>
    <desc>Two A-body beasts that coincidently arrived around the same time also happen to be getting done at the same time; Mark and Will duke it out over their favorites, a 1969 383 'Cuda for Mark, and a one-of-a-kind 1971 Mr. Norm's 340 Demon for Will.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145748 +0000" stop="20260915154119 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom Goes the Cam! - S17E02</title>
    <desc>This '69 Hemi Charger is a dream build, where the owner created a classic from the ground up; it has things like AC that weren't possible from the factory, plus leather, six-way seats, deep-black paint, and a camshaft that goes bump in the night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154119 +0000" stop="20260915162450 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Mud in Your Eye - S17E03</title>
    <desc>A rarely seen numbers-matching '73 Challenger hits the road; Mark shows off the details of a DIY Daytona; when the engine from a super-rare '71 'Cuda is miraculously saved from a freeze-cracked block, the stakes for a perfect restoration are raised.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162450 +0000" stop="20260915170822 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost and Mr. Rooster - S17E04</title>
    <desc>Mark and Cousin Dougie take a road trip to nearby Grants Pass, Oregon, to possibly purchase a '68 Charger. Meanwhile, the Ghoulz are hard at work on a '70 'Cuda that's undergoing major metalwork, plus Josh and Mark divulge how the team can make restored parts look like factory originals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170822 +0000" stop="20260915175153 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Gets the Blues - S17E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious Mopar makes its way through the metal shop: a 1970 Hemi Barricuda with a rare paint combination; the car receives a unique blue roof and a desirable 426 Hemi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175153 +0000" stop="20260915183524 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.I.P. Rust in Pieces - S17E06</title>
    <desc>Mark sells a car he swore he'd be buried in. The team attempts to save a 383 convertible 'Cuda that could be one-of-one. Shane and Josh merge metal and fiberglass in a tribute Daytona, and Tony and Mark scrutinize a rare convertible Challenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183524 +0000" stop="20260915191855 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Road Runners - S17E07</title>
    <desc>With 10 Road Runners under Mark's belt, it’s time for one more -- A 1969 Hemi Road Runner, in A4 silver, and pewter interior. Can Mark validate it when it’s missing its fender tag? Don’t miss a deep dive into the unseen art of interior. Plus, exhaust, decals and taking this Hemi Road Runner to the streets!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120611 +0000" stop="20260915122815 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northwest Mansion Mystery - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pacifica enlists Dipper’s help to rid the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before he wreaks havoc on her fancy party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122815 +0000" stop="20260915125020 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not What He Seems - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After agents Powers and Trigger take Stan into custody, Dipper and Mabel begin to wonder how much they actually know about their Grunkle Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125020 +0000" stop="20260915131924 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Stans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cornered underneath the Mystery Shack, Stan must finally reveal the secrets of his past and his mysterious portal to Dipper and Mabel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131924 +0000" stop="20260915134129 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dipper finds an unlikely friend to join him with his newest obsession — a board game called “Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134129 +0000" stop="20260915140334 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stanchurian Candidate - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Grunkle Stan decides to run for mayor, Dipper and Mabel have their work cut out for them trying to turn their gaffe-prone uncle into the perfect candidate.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Last Mabelcorn - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A new threat leads Mabel to venture into the enchanted realm of the unicorns. Meanwhile, Dipper learns an unexpected twist about the enigmatic Bill Cipher.</desc>
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    <title>Roadside Attraction - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Grunkle Stan takes the kids with him on a road-trip to sabotage all the other tourist traps in Oregon.</desc>
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    <title>Dipper and Mabel vs. The Future - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mabel decides to plan for her and Dipper's 13th birthday party. Meanwhile, Dipper and Ford venture below the town to find its most shocking secret.</desc>
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    <title>Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Trapped in the apocalypse and menaced by villains new and old, Dipper finds himself in a race against time.</desc>
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    <title>Weirdmageddon 2: Escape from Reality - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Dipper, Soos and Wendy must save Mabel from a strange new world, while Bill's forces plan their next move.</desc>
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    <title>Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls - S02E20</title>
    <desc>In the series finale, the Mystery Shack crew and townsfolk fight against Bill Cipher and his minions in a final stand to defeat them once and for all and save the town of Gravity Falls and the world.</desc>
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    <title>Tourist Trapped - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Dipper and Mabel Pines arrive to spend their summer break in the remote town of Gravity Falls, Mabel’s suspiciously weird new boyfriend causes the twins to come face to face with the town’s strange and uncanny secrets.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of the Gobblewonker - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Dipper and Mabel hear rumors of a sea monster that lives at the bottom of the local lake, they enlist Soos to take them on a boating expedition to prove it really does exist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165939 +0000" stop="20260915172135 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headhunters - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When someone tampers with Mabel's life-size wax statue of Grunkle Stan, she and Dipper set out to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Grunkle Stan mourns over the loss of his wax doppelganger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172135 +0000" stop="20260915174355 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hand That Rocks the Mabel - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dipper and Mabel discover that their seemingly cherubic new neighbor, Lil' Gideon, happens to be the town's adored psychic. But when Lil' Gideon guilts her into dating him, she and Dipper soon learn that his cuteness can fade all too quickly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174355 +0000" stop="20260915180423 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inconveniencing - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dipper is invited by Wendy and her teen friends on a trek that leads to an abandoned convenience store that may be haunted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180423 +0000" stop="20260915182658 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dipper vs. Manliness - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In a quest to attain manliness, Dipper ventures into the forest to battle the notorious Multi-Bear. Meanwhile, Mabel tries to teach Grunkle Stan how to be attractive to women, particularly the waitress in the local diner, Lazy Susan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182658 +0000" stop="20260915184933 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Dipper - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stan throws a big weekend party to promote the Mystery Shack. Dipper makes clones of himself to impress Wendy. Mabel fights for the Party Queen title in honor of her two friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184933 +0000" stop="20260915191108 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irrational Treasure - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Dipper and Mabel discover evidence that the reported town founder is a hoax, they set out to expose the historical cover-up and prove that Mabel's silliness is not a bad thing.</desc>
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    <title>The Time Traveler's Pig - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dipper wants to correct a mistake he made in the past with assistance from a time machine. Mabel is overjoyed when she wins a pet pig at a fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193343 +0000" stop="20260915195618 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Fighters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After being challenged to a fight by Wendy's boyfriend Robbie, Dipper is shocked when his favorite Fight Fighters fighter, Rumble McSkirmish, comes to life to defend him, but Dipper soon loses control of Rumble and has to find a way to stop him from seriously injuring Robbie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120725 +0000" stop="20260915122903 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bear Of Beeftown Adventure - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Beef is threatened by someone else potentially dating Carissa, he decides to fight a new bear from Fat Bear Week. Meanwhile, Ham takes Aunt Dirt to the gay bars around town, but she struggles to feel comfortable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122903 +0000" stop="20260915125011 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Idita-Ruth Adventure - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When the new librarian gets rid of the vandalized books, Moon and his friends retrieve them and set up a vandalized-book bookstore. Meanwhile, Honeybee’s mother visits, and Wolf struggles to act normal around her. Ham and Judy struggle to bake a special cake with dog- friendly ingredients for Toast, the local dog celebrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125011 +0000" stop="20260915131053 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chug's Life Adventure - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When Judy and Ham realize that the school thinks they don’t party, they set out with Aunt Dirt, Kima, Moon, and Crispin to find and party with Doug Delfino, a recently emancipated student. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee deal with Beef getting a little too drunk at the Chug n’ Tug Tug of War tournament.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131053 +0000" stop="20260915133231 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Expectations Adventure - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Judy and Kima accidentally get high during a school field trip, they are sent on a mission to find treasure by a talking tub of cottage cheese named Beth. Meanwhile, Wolf’s signature sandwich is removed from the menu at Lydia’s sandwich shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133231 +0000" stop="20260915135409 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Court in a Storm Adventure - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When a blizzard snows the Tobin family in, Beef struggles to avoid cabin fever by running the household like the Royal British Navy. But after a box of special candy is found half-eaten, Judy, Wolf, Moon, Ham, Honeybee, Jerry, and Mr. Golovkin turn on Beef, and everyone gets at each other's throats, threatening the sanity of the household.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135409 +0000" stop="20260915141540 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Got Sail Adventure - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Wanting a chance at casually making out, Judy suddenly finds herself with three separate dates to handle simultaneously. Meanwhile, Beef goes to meet a friend he met online, only to find out that he’s a cruise ship captain, and therefore a dire enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141540 +0000" stop="20260915143718 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor? No! Adventure - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Out of concern for Beef's health, the kids push him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, a grave marked "Wife" pushes Honeybee, Judy, and Aunt Dirt into researching the corpse's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143718 +0000" stop="20260915145856 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Worst Dates Adventure - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After Carissa’s friends tell Beef he needs to be more romantic, he takes her on a full day of consecutive dates. Honeybee and Judy plan their second annual opening of “The Tobin Family Pool”.</desc>
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    <title>Excess Cabbage Adventure - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Judy investigates a mysterious cloaked figure who’s buying up all her art. Beef, Wolf, Ham, and Moon grow a giant cabbage. Honeybee and Jerry compete to see who can keep foam fingers on the longest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152034 +0000" stop="20260915154212 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome To Miami Adventure - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Coming off the heels of her break-up, Judy is taken on a wild adventure with Honeybee and Aunt Dirt. Meanwhile, the boys decide to have their own special night where the Tobin family home becomes the grounds for an all-out war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154212 +0000" stop="20260915160334 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Drives Club Adventure - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Judy tries to learn to drive. The rest of the family tries to finish a shocking jigsaw puzzle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160334 +0000" stop="20260915162512 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Who's Squawking Adventure - S04E19</title>
    <desc>When the eagle Moon is pet sitting escapes, he enlists Beef and Wolf to go searching for it. Meanwhile, Judy's tarot card reading predicts Ham's death, which sends her into a spiral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162512 +0000" stop="20260915164644 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Am I The Ice Hole? Adventure - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Honeybee and Beef bond on an ice fishing trip and try to find a compromise between quiet fishing and fun games. Ham must return the school skeleton to campus without being detected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164644 +0000" stop="20260915170822 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lies Aquatic Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Ham enlists his family for help in finding a speech for his public speaking class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170822 +0000" stop="20260915173000 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince of Hides Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Wolf finally gets cast on the local Alaskan survival show Dropped Off To Die, but when he’s out early, his shame leads him to sneak home and hide on the Tobin property instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173000 +0000" stop="20260915175138 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bots on the Side Adventure - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ham starts performing at Yet-E-Cheddar’s and develops a strange relationship with an animatronic Yeti Van Halen, that puts his relationship with Crispin in jeopardy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175138 +0000" stop="20260915181316 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silence of the Dams Adventure - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Just when Honeybee thinks she’s conquered every obstacle and danger in Alaska, a terrifying new one pushes her to the limit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181316 +0000" stop="20260915183454 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bust a Moon Adventure - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Moon makes a big decision after clashing with Beef. Meanwhile, Judy and Ham hatch a plot to make some extra cash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183454 +0000" stop="20260915185632 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Hardly Debate Adventure - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dirt takes an unexpected new job at Lone Moose School. Wolf tries to impress Beef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185632 +0000" stop="20260915191810 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Compli-skated Adventure - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Judy feels anxiety about growing apart from Moon, so she signs them up for something they loved doing when they were younger, ice dance competitions. Beef is taken aback when Zelda Blop moves in next door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191810 +0000" stop="20260915193909 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghouls Rush In Adventure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Wolf and Honeybee's new business is put to the test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120547 +0000" stop="20260915125415 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizards and Warlocks - S03E10</title>
    <desc>King Abu Al-Fahad asks Ralph and Bill to help find his son, Prince Aha, who was kidnapped by Middle Eastern terrorists while playing a Dungeons and Dragonsesque game, Wizards and Warlocks. Their search leads them from Aha's college campus -- where they meet Aha's Keeper of the Clock, Joey Margolis -- to the game's author himself, Norman Fackler.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>It's Only Rock and Roll - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bill is called by the manager of a rock group that is aboard a plane threatened by a bomber, who has hidden a device set to explode if the plane descends below 1000 feet. Ralph flies into action, but matters escalate when Pam is kidnapped and a band of bikers threaten Bill's life.</desc>
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    <title>Desperado - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A weekend in the country leads Ralph, Pam and Bill into a race to save a wild stallion from a cruel rancher. The man blames the horse for a crippling injury. His men are also selling horses for use as dog food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vanity, Says the Preacher - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It seems that 30 years ago Bill helped some revolutionaries overthrow a corrupt regime in an unnamed Central American country, where he is now regarded as a hero.  But now Bill's old revolutionary compadres have turned up, and they soon kidnap him and try to get him to help lead another revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151725 +0000" stop="20260915165306 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest American Hero - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph Hinkley, an average school teacher, is given a suit with amazing powers by aliens. Now, Ralph must decide if he'll use his new powers to fight crime, even though he already lost the suit's instruction manual.</desc>
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    <title>The Hit Car - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bill, who has been trying to bust open a drug ring for over 20 years, must drive a witness to Los Angeles for the trial of the gang leader and asks Ralph for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174225 +0000" stop="20260915183159 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Looking at You, Kid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a secret gunsight is stolen, Bill asks Ralph for help in solving the case. However, Ralph runs into problems when he keeps turning invisible unexpectedly, and must deal with the pressure of meeting Pam's parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183159 +0000" stop="20260915192113 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday on Sunset Boulevard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Russians are trying to find an heiress and her Russian husband in order to force them to establish a missile cache hold on their private island. Bill needs Ralph's help when he is suspected of failing a lie-detector test at FBI headquarters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121358 +0000" stop="20260915123921 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Das Lumpin - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Lisa tells another version of how she and Oliver met during World War II. As a member of the Hungarian underground, she saved him from Nazis by hiding him in a barn and earned him a Purple Heart by poking him in the rump with a pitchfork. They saw each other again after the war when Lisa was a professional cello player.</desc>
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    <title>Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>With Doris out of town, Fred has to look after Arnold all by him self, but when Arnold sees an advertisement for free movies, ice cream, he goes to Pixley, and Lisa comes to the conclusion that he has been kidnapped, so Mr. Kimball, Sam Drucker, and the rest go search for Arnold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130444 +0000" stop="20260915132944 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy, English Style - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Over Lisa's objections, Oliver plans on attending a farm symposium alone. To watch over her, he hires a charming young British man as a temporary farm hand. Determined to go along, Lisa plots to make Oliver so jealous of the handsome help that he wouldn't dare leave her behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132944 +0000" stop="20260915135509 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haney's New Image - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Oliver gets the usual runaround from Haney when he complains about the ancient tractor he'd bought. But suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney who offers to buy back the tractor and the "dump" of a farm he sold Oliver. Coincidently, he's just learned that the Douglas farm is in the path of a proposed new highway. Oliver's soon onto his scheme and decides to make the charlatan squirm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135509 +0000" stop="20260915142033 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alf and Ralph Break Up - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Alf and Ralph announce that they are FINALLY going to finish the bedroom for Lisa and Oliver, but when a fight breaks out between brother and sister, Ralph comes to stay with the Douglas's and since Ralph refuses to work on the bedroom because it reminds her of Alf, Lisa hires her as the maid, but when Oliver realizes she's a good cook he has trouble letting go of her, Alf eventually comes and apologizes and the two go home, Oliver then realizes that Lisa is a good plasterer and goes into the bedroom with Oliver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142033 +0000" stop="20260915144553 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Trespassing - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Oliver's crabby attitude leads everyone think he's about to snap from overwork. To help him relax, Lisa takes him on a picnic by the lake. That's where he runs into gun-totin' Ira Hatch, who hassles him about trespassing on his property. When he tells the locals about the old man, they declare Haney the winner of the "Oliver Douglas crack-up pool" because Ira had died 20 years earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144553 +0000" stop="20260915151116 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eb Returns - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Eb is embarassed to tell the Douglases that he was stood up at the altar and took his honeymoon trip alone. He begs an old girlfriend, Cynthia, to pose as his new bride just long enough to meet his "parents". She agrees if it won't take long since she has a big date to get ready for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151116 +0000" stop="20260915153626 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Guilty - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sam Drucker calls the law when he discover $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally charged when he shows up in a car he paid $300 for and can't recall who gave him the money to buy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153626 +0000" stop="20260915160148 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home is Where You Run Away From - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Eb finds a runaway boy in the barn. When Oliver askes for his name, the boy tells everything but. Claiming such names as "Paul Frankcann", "Carlos Hot Pepers", "Pretty Boy Floyd", and "Al Hamilton" he tries to hide from police when Oliver reports him. The boy then runs away to the Ziffel's claiming to be "Oliver Wendall Douglas Jr." when the Douglases come to pick him up, he disappears and reappears at Drucker's claiming to be "Fred Ziffel Jr.", when Oliver drives over to Drucker's, the boy hitches a ride with Hank Kimball claiming to be "Sam Drucker Jr.". On their way to the airport, they're pulled over when the officer identifies the little boy as Gilbert Henshaw, who in return, claims to be "Hank Kimball Jr." The next day, Gilbert is home, but Eb discovers four more run away boys in the barn,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160148 +0000" stop="20260915162712 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Boy genius Dilly Watkins improves farm life for Douglases with his new electronic inventions. Besides the barn door opener that works when Eleanor moos at it, there's the television camera that sends pictures of the cow to the bedroom set. Oliver doesn't realize the camera is transmitting to all the sets in the valley, turning him into an overnight Nielsen sensation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162712 +0000" stop="20260915165241 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold Ziffel, Boy Hero - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Arnold tries to open a bank account, so he can save enough money for a new color TV set. While at the Pixley Bank, two robbers come in and rob it, and Arnold's $5. While the two flee, they decide to hold up in the Douglas' place. Once inside, Lisa finds their picture on the newspaper, and she is taken hostage. Oliver comes home, and he is held hostage. Arnold steals their bag, and takes it  to the police, while the crooks force Lisa to make hotcakes. Eb is later captured, and as the robbers leave to take Oliver's car, the police arrive and arrest them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165241 +0000" stop="20260915171804 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to Nowhere - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The farmers of Hooterville are offered a good deal on a government chartered trip to Europe as part of an agriculture exchange program. Everyone except Oliver misunderstands the cost of the trip. Of course, the wives want to go on the trip, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171804 +0000" stop="20260915174330 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother the Countess - S03E22</title>
    <desc>On learning that Lisa's mother is coming for a visit, the Hooterville residents go overboard in wanting to welcome the countess. Despite Oliver's protests that she's not royalty, they forge ahead anyway with plans for a parade and marching band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174330 +0000" stop="20260915180844 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spring Festival - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Everyone in Hooterville, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever; even Sam Drucker is wearing his spring toupee. Deciding to revive the Hooterville spring festival, Lisa visits the neighbors to drum up support. Meanwhile, Oliver tries to do his planting with Eb who can't understand how to work the automatic planter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180844 +0000" stop="20260915183354 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Son, the Barber - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Eb's latest career choice is that of a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT, a mail-order barber college. Eb's sent a dummy head and hair to practice on and receives his grades by mailing the trimmed toupees back to the school. Lisa is excited about Eb's education while Oliver is irratated by all the hidden costs he keeps being asked to pay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183354 +0000" stop="20260915185920 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver's Jaded Past - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none to thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days or all the wild parties they're invited to. When Oliver's offered a job with his old law firm, he's the Douglas who's tempted by the excitement of city life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185920 +0000" stop="20260915192443 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hungarian Curse - S03E26</title>
    <desc>The man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in on the Douglases seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo, but Oliver is simply irritated by his constant money-grubbing. Oliver's also unfazed by Lazlo's threats to cast a Hungarian curse on him.</desc>
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    <title>The Rutabaga Story - S03E27</title>
    <desc>It's planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to plant...the other farmers aren't in the mood for planting this year because they lost so much money from their crops last year. After many thoughts...Oliver discovers that the land in Hooterville is perfect to plant rutabagas. With that, Lisa gets everyone into the spirit of the new "Rutabaga Bowl". She even is sent up in a hot air balloon, to send out rutabagas across the country that says "Eat Hooterville Rutabagas."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122937 +0000" stop="20260915125819 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Boycie and Marlene have been married for nearly forty years so Marlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary. A marquee and caterers have been booked, the flowers are being organised and a band has been booked to play their song – "What's New Pussycat?" Meanwhile, the guest list has grown to an enormous length and Marlene has contacted their old Peckham solicitor. However, he brings bad news – the registrar who married them was unlicensed, so they have never been married.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125819 +0000" stop="20260915132654 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep on Running - S01E01</title>
    <desc>All is well in Peckham. Marlene is off to a health farm as Boycie rises to take the dog for a walk and their son Tyler is off to France for a school trip. It's just another ordinary day in the Boyce household. Then Denzil arrives bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified.
By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire. Reluctantly Marlene agrees to the move and Tyler is dragged with them. Moving day comes and once north of the safe confines of the Thames, they find themselves hopelessly lost and out of their depth. They eventually track down their new home and discover that "The Grange" comes complete with some very strange characters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132654 +0000" stop="20260915135532 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rocky Start - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyler is not impressed by his new surroundings in rural Shropshier and Marlene wants to return to Peckham. However, the only fools and horses car supremo, Boycie, warms to the idea of becoming a gentleman farmer - a role which involves doing little work and mingling with the country set. Meanwhile, Boycie's manager. Elgin, pursuades him to retain all his staff and set about creating a working farm even if it means forking out £18.000 on a bull.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135532 +0000" stop="20260915142415 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Country Wife - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boycie outs Marlene under pressure to fit in with the locals, so she decides to take up cookery, an idea which doesn't go down to well with the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142415 +0000" stop="20260915145308 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hay Fever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm, but is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300 claiming they were on special deal and Marlene has but one thing to say "what kind of offer? Buy six, get 294 free". Meanwhile, The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take notice of the females and Tyler prepares to sit a local private schools entrance exam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145308 +0000" stop="20260915152147 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tyler may have received a wakeup call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152147 +0000" stop="20260915155108 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Country - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Marlene discovers the farmhands making a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and sneaks a dose into Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girl friend, untill they learn she is his teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155108 +0000" stop="20260915162004 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testing Times - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.... until Boycie loses his hair!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162004 +0000" stop="20260915164846 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's To You, Mrs Boyce - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164846 +0000" stop="20260915171746 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bothered and Bewildered - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Boycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171746 +0000" stop="20260915174653 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Earth - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Beth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174653 +0000" stop="20260915181550 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schoolboy French - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181550 +0000" stop="20260915184507 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Questions Than Answers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184507 +0000" stop="20260915191401 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers and Sisters - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191401 +0000" stop="20260915194304 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>But Is It Art? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124016 +0000" stop="20260915132159 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Father's Will - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Lionel returns and drops a bombshell on Bishop and Lady Mae; Charity receives great news from Jabari; Jacob encounters resistance on his first day as head of Triumph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132159 +0000" stop="20260915140330 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two By Two - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Charity's plan hits a roadblock; Skip Leonard offers Jacob an enticing deal; Lady Mae suddenly finds herself at odds with the Bishop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140330 +0000" stop="20260915144501 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pearl - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The tensions in Zora and Isaiah's relationship come to a head at the Cotillion; Lady Mae makes an overture of peace to Mavis and the result is a revelation that sends Mae into a tailspin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144501 +0000" stop="20260915152748 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strange Currents - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Bishop and Lady Mae's crumbling marriage threatens to destroy the Greenleaf family, but they soon find their church in danger when a $2 million IRS tax bill arrives at Calvary. The Season 3 premiere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152748 +0000" stop="20260915160914 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Space Between - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Grace takes Rochelle up on her offer to help start a legal defense fund. Bishop and Lady Mae ask if parishioner Clara Jackson's Powerball winnings can assist with their IRS bill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160914 +0000" stop="20260915165157 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain of Command - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Bishop sends Lady Mae into a tailspin when he surprises her with divorce papers. Grace does a newspaper interview in Mae's place, while deploying Darius to investigate Rochelle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165157 +0000" stop="20260915173427 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Underdog - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lady Mae visits world famous Pastor Maxine Patterson and endures the Bishop's final attempt to win her back at a Round Table party. Connie asks if Grace is interested in running Calvary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173427 +0000" stop="20260915181708 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closing Doors - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Bishop and Lady Mae make alternate plans after Clara denies them the check for the IRS bill. Grace tends to Sophia when a medical emergency sends her daughter to the hospital.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181708 +0000" stop="20260915185957 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Changes Everything - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Maxine Patterson visits Calvary the weekend Lady Mae and the Bishop announce their divorce to the congregation. Grace and Rochelle find a case for their legal defense fund.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185957 +0000" stop="20260915194235 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Was Then - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Grace questions her involvement in the Coralie Hunter case when the D.A. threatens to reopen her case with Mac. The Bishop and Lady Mae disagree on hosting "A Day with Lady Mae" at Calvary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124208 +0000" stop="20260915132416 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strip That Down - S22E10</title>
    <desc>Addison Montgomery returns to Grey Sloan, seeking assistance with a patient with a neurological condition. Bailey joins Owen and Blue on a paramedic ride-along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132416 +0000" stop="20260915140807 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(If You Want It) Do It Yourself - S22E11</title>
    <desc>Teddy and Winston clash over a case, while Owen and Jules treat a urologist. Lucas struggles with prioritizing patients.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140807 +0000" stop="20260915144942 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Lucky - S22E12</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise as Teddy and Winston take on a complex procedure, while Kavita and Ben try and impress the new plastics attending. Jo and Link leave the babies with a nanny for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144942 +0000" stop="20260915153313 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love the Way You Lie - S22E13</title>
    <desc>Richard tackles a shocking case on his first day back, while Kavita and Jules prepare for a high-stakes presentation. Bailey must have a difficult conversation with a beloved patient, and Jo works to baby-proof the loft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153313 +0000" stop="20260915161411 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrecking Ball - S22E14</title>
    <desc>A couple lands in the hospital with life-altering injuries after a wrecking ball destroys their home. Lucas and Simone struggle to support a young, terminally ill patient, and Richard hosts a prostate screening event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161411 +0000" stop="20260915165654 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me to the River - S22E15</title>
    <desc>Bailey and Blue are forced to confront the emotional costs of experimental care. Meanwhile, Owen, Teddy, Simone and Dani help out at a busy rural hospital, and Richard attempts to spread information about early prostate screenings to the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165654 +0000" stop="20260915173942 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feel It Still - S22E16</title>
    <desc>Jo returns for her first full day back from leave, and Owen struggles to keep it together when someone close to him is admitted to Grey Sloan. Meanwhile, Bailey navigates hospital leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173942 +0000" stop="20260915182248 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Fire - S22E17</title>
    <desc>A Station 19 firefighter lands in the ER for severe burn treatment, and the team treats an elderly patient impaled by an art structure. A Fox Foundation innovation competition reunites Meredith and Bailey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182248 +0000" stop="20260915190528 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge Over Troubled Water - S22E18</title>
    <desc>After a catastrophic bridge collapse sends dozens of victims to Grey Sloan, the hospital activates its full disaster response as they race to treat a surge of critically injured patients, including one of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190528 +0000" stop="20260915194848 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hard Day's Night - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet Meredith Grey. Daughter of famous surgeon Ellis Grey and currently recovering from a one-night stand. She shoos away her evening's companion, saying she'll be late for her first day of work. She is a first year intern at Seattle Grace Hospital and is working alongside some colorful characters. Cristina Yang is a highly competitive Stanford graduate who befriends Meredith. George O'Malley is a quirky warm hearted man who learns a lesson or two on his first day. Izzie Stevens is a former model who doesn't get any special treatment on her first day. And Alex Karev is an arrogant jerk who misdiagnoses a patient on his first shift. Overseeing them is Miranda Bailey, (not-so-) affectionately dubbed 'The Nazi'. Meredith also gets a surprise when she realizes that her friend from the night before is a co-worker, and even worse, her boss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121244 +0000" stop="20260915125355 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Law of Sacrifice - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Nick and his mom, Kelly Burkhardt, join forces to protect Adalind's baby. Meanwhile, Prince Viktor activates a deadly stateside asset to find Adalind and her child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125355 +0000" stop="20260915133506 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Knows the Trubel I've Seen - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Nick and Hank investigate a dangerous female suspect leaving a trail of Wesen in her wake. Elsewhere, Adalind takes measures into her own hands, even if that means forging a dangerous alliance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133506 +0000" stop="20260915141617 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Wesen - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Nick does his best to educate Trubel on how best to handle the world she is learning about for the first time, and decides it best to bring her on a ride along with Hank. They find themselves investigating the homicide of a young woman that strikes a chord for Trubel. Meanwhile, Adalind makes a discovery that she hopes will lead her to regain something she has lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141617 +0000" stop="20260915145727 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inheritance - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Nick and Hank are called to investigate a double homicide, and quickly learn the victims were from a special section of the Verrat tasked with finding rare objects pertaining to the Wesen world. Trubel gets involved with a mysterious father-and-son tandem that crossed the country in a desperate attempt to deliver invaluable cargo to "the Portland Grimm." Meanwhile, Captain Renard begins to grow suspicious of Adalind's recent behavior and quietly decides to put extra eyes on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145727 +0000" stop="20260915153838 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blonde Ambition - S03E22</title>
    <desc>It's Monroe and Rosalee's big day and their joy will only be matched by unexpected heartache for those around them. Nick and Juliette make a startling realization that could shake their relationship to its core. Meanwhile, Adalind proceeds with a delicately laid plan that leads to a catastrophic event that will alter the course of Nick's journey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153838 +0000" stop="20260915161949 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks for the Memories - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Nick adjusts to his new reality and tries to figure out how to deal with Trubel. Wu has an unpleasant flashback. A new group of Wesen come to Portland and steal people's memories. Captain Renard fights for his life. Adalind's desperation to find her child lands her in Prince Viktor's clutches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161949 +0000" stop="20260915170100 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octopus Head - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As Nick and Hank turn their attention to a string of attacks where victims are left without their memories, Nick weighs whether or not he should regain his Grimm abilities. Trubel joins the investigation and puts herself in harms way. Adalind is held captive and learns that she is more connected than ever to Nick. Captain Renard continues to fight for his life as a mysterious visitor arrives to help him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170100 +0000" stop="20260915174211 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Fight - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After Nick has a bizarre, unsettling vision, he and Hank find themselves on a case that takes them into the world of boxing. Trubel finds herself under the watchful eye of Agent Chavez before jumping into the ring to help with Nick's investigation. Monroe and Rosalee get some unexpected help in figuring out a way to restore Nick's Grimm abilities. Adalind encounters a mysterious visitor in her dungeon cell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174211 +0000" stop="20260915182323 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dyin' on a Prayer - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Nick and Hank are called to an unusual crime scene with a victim who appears to have died from clay-induced asphyxiation. Wu begins to grow more suspicious of Trubel’s presence. Elizabeth makes a major breakthrough with regards to restoring Nick’s powers. Monroe and Rosalee experience cultural backlash as a result of their inter-Wesen marriage. Adalind hopes that putting trust in her mysterious visitor will help her escape the dungeon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182323 +0000" stop="20260915190436 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Luison - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A woman claims a very persistent, talking wolf drove her to the point of madness when she's questioned by Nick and Hank after committing a deadly crime. Meanwhile, Nick and Juliette wonder if getting his Grimm powers back is worth the sacrifice of a normal life; at the same time, Bud hopes Trubel can help with a wesen-related issue; threats against Monroe and Rosalee intensify; and Adalind's perilous trek to retrieve her daughter continues in Austria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190436 +0000" stop="20260915194800 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highway of Tears - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The justification for Nick to become a Grimm again is made much clearer in the wake of the most recent attack against Monroe and Rosalee. At work, Nick and Hank are called to a stretch of highway that acts as a staging area for a horrifying Wesen ritual. In Vienna, Viktor meets with a completely broken Adalind, now ready to be of assistance in finding and retrieving the baby. Meanwhile, Trubel is surprised by the sudden arrival of an old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121525 +0000" stop="20260915123948 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nasty Habits - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Maggie and Jason try to keep Mike in his room to complete an English paper, but Mike's mind is of course elsewhere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123948 +0000" stop="20260915130402 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marrying Kind - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Reason flies out the window when Bobby and his parents arrive at the Seavers' for dinner and a special announcement -- that Bobby and Carol are engaged.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130402 +0000" stop="20260915132831 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>State of the Union - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Maggie fumes over the many irritants that seem to be driving her and Jason apart -- until unexpected news sheds light on the situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132831 +0000" stop="20260915135252 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mom Who Knew Too Much - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Maggie and Carol share confidences at the beauty salon, but later Carol learns to her chagrin that a secret isn't safe with Maggie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135252 +0000" stop="20260915141621 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Expectations - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A letter from the girl he met in Hawaii has Mike scheming to fly to Los Angeles to see her without his parents' knowing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141621 +0000" stop="20260915144042 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Fever (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>At the school dance, Mike gets a girl and Carol gets raked over the coals. Meanwhile, Ben's adventure goes awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144042 +0000" stop="20260915150503 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Fever (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Great expectations turn sour at the Dewey High dance after Mike hears Lydia's voice; and Ben and Stinky find themselves in a seedy diner eyeing a pinball machine that pays real money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150503 +0000" stop="20260915152904 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bringing Up Baby - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The Seavers begin to make room for baby, relegating Ben to the guest quarters and making the others lament the changes bound to come. Meanwhile, Maggie grasps for a way to tell her boss she is pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152904 +0000" stop="20260915155335 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Obscure Objects of Our Desire (1) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Spring-cleaning breathes new life into the family's household objects, and each has a story to tell (via flashbacks from past episodes).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155335 +0000" stop="20260915161754 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Obscure Objects of Our Desire (2) - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Household objects continue to recall occasions in the Seaver home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161754 +0000" stop="20260915164216 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Won (1) - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Boner learn that Coach Lubbock has been fired, prompting them to organize a protest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164216 +0000" stop="20260915170634 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Won (2) - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jason, Carol, Mike and Boner are arrested in the demonstration over the dismissal of Coach Lubbock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170634 +0000" stop="20260915173046 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation Day - S03E26</title>
    <desc>At Mike's high-school graduation, family members recall moments when it seemed like his graduation would never take place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173046 +0000" stop="20260915175456 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fool for Love - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ben gets spooked at the prospect of asking a girl to a Halloween party; Jason becomes a disruptive force at Lamaze class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175456 +0000" stop="20260915181909 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Seaver - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Maggie goes into labor on Ben's 12th birthday and Ben confesses to a patient at the hospital that he's already feeling crowded.</desc>
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    <title>Family Ties (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Mike has a showdown with Jason over his rights as an 18-year-old college student, and declares his freedom from parental rule.</desc>
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    <title>Family Ties (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mike converts the storage space above the garage into an apartment. In so doing, he must choose whether he wants to be tenant or family member.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jason sends his mother on a cruise to get her mind off her dead husband, but when she returns with a fiancé in tow, Jason finds it hard to accept the man who will "replace" his father.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming Queen - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Carol is chosen for homecoming court.</desc>
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    <title>Crew Love - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The crew gets ready for Freshman Formal, and Zoey, Aaron and Luca confront their issues with modern-day relationships. Meanwhile, Jazz revels in a new relationship and Ana realizes she’s the tamest of the group in a game of “Never Have I Ever.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123015 +0000" stop="20260915125159 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back &amp; Forth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Zoey has a big decision to make about her love life, and everyone has an opinion about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125159 +0000" stop="20260915131250 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the wide-eyed firsts of their freshman year, season two of “grown-ish” follows Zoey and her friends as they enter their second year at CalU with confidence and swagger. Learning from the ups and downs of their first year, they all assume they’ve got their second year on lock, but quickly realize that they’re not as grown as they think.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Nothing Was The Same - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zoey feels insecure when she realizes that her friends don’t see her relationship with Luca as #RelationshipGoals, prompting her to try a little too hard to prove that what they have is special. In his first move as an RA, Aaron organizes a movie night to build community…but his film choice does nothing to help people unwind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133342 +0000" stop="20260915135434 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Rules - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Zoey struggles to make amends after accidentally breaking one of the group’s unspoken social rules and upsetting both Jazz and Luca. After Aaron and Vivek’s kickback is shut down by campus police, they try to find other ways to turn up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135434 +0000" stop="20260915141526 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In My Feelings - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While waiting for the mysterious drop of a modern-day musical genius, the gang debates what really makes a person “genius.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141526 +0000" stop="20260915143618 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Like You - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Nomi’s endless string of one-night stands starts to throw off the apartment dynamic, Zoey and Ana confront her. Aaron encourages Ana to let loose for a night and the friends all agree to check off an item from their bucket list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143618 +0000" stop="20260915145710 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Galore - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Luca faces an exciting, high-pressure assignment for his design class, Zoey starts to wonder if she’s made a mistake in her future career choice. Jazz and Sky are frustrated when they see that an untalented but undeniably sexy basketball player is receiving more attention than they are and debate with Aaron and Vivek if body image trumps skill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145710 +0000" stop="20260915151731 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When a new “Enthusiastic Sober Consent” policy is introduced on the CalU campus, everyone has strong opinions about whether it’s in place for the students’ benefit or to protect the school. Cash is caught in the crossfire and Luca is surprised when Zoey jumps to his defense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151731 +0000" stop="20260915153822 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workin' Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Zoey decides to give styling a try and offers to help the twins revamp their image in the hope of boosting their social media following. Knowing that sex sells, Jazz wants to play up her sexuality more than the other girls are comfortable with, sparking a conversation about image and empowerment. Meanwhile, Ana’s new romance heats up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153822 +0000" stop="20260915155912 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Count - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Zoey sees that Luca’s exhibit at the CalU Arts Fair dominantly features one of his ex-girlfriends, it sends her into a spiral of wanting to know more about his past. Nomi takes Professor Hewson’s advice and tries to learn more about the queer community on campus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155912 +0000" stop="20260915162005 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild’n Cuz I’m Young - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Zoey takes a work hard, play harder approach when her midterm falls the morning after the semester’s biggest rager and is forced to deal with the consequences. Meanwhile, both Ana and Nomi find themselves facing big decisions in their new romances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162005 +0000" stop="20260915164157 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face the World - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Zoey has to deal with the repercussions of her previous academic decisions. Zoey tries to prevent Dre and Pops from attending CalU’s Parents Weekend. Meanwhile, everyone else has their own drama to face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164157 +0000" stop="20260915170240 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake Love - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Zoey is left to deal with the aftermath of getting caught cheating on her exam, including getting cut off financially by her parents. She takes another devastating hit when Aaron accidentally reveals that he and Ana have been hooking up, causing a snowball of feelings, fracturing her friendships with everyone around her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170240 +0000" stop="20260915174439 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Decide - S02E13</title>
    <desc>To mask her true emotions, Zoey recruits her brother Junior to be her wingman at Titanium for a fun night out, ignoring the drama that is taking place around her. But that backfires when Junior makes an unexpected connection with one of Zoey’s friends and she’s left to face her emotions up front. Meanwhile, Nomi debates giving Paige another chance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174439 +0000" stop="20260915180457 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Knock the Hustle - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Zoey starts to feel the impact of her dwindling bank account. Her friends encourage her to get a job, but she struggles to find something that vibes with her career goals. Ana and Aaron consider attempting the “Shield Challenge.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180457 +0000" stop="20260915182617 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweakin' - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Labels are on everyone’s mind as Ana and Aaron struggle to define what they each want out of their relationship. Doug and Vivek are convinced that Aaron is boo’d up. Zoey tries getting “Luca Jae Hall”-level high, but winds up overdoing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182617 +0000" stop="20260915184702 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Self Care - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Zoey and her girls head to the Johnson family home in Sherman Oaks for a weekend of self-care and detoxing ... but Zoey soon learns that her idea of relaxation may not align with what they all really need. Aaron reconnects with his passion for activism and hosts a fundraiser for his community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184702 +0000" stop="20260915190754 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strictly 4 My… - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Vivek is getting a little too comfortable at Hawkins, sparking a heated debate over whether Vivek has crossed the line into cultural appropriation. Zoey does a service project to style a high school student for her prom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190754 +0000" stop="20260915192845 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice for What - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Zoey, Ana and Nomi realize that they've been too nice to their significant others at their own expenses. They each take a small stand for their own happiness, resulting in some changes to their relationships.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Only Human - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Aaron is affected deeply when he learns one of his residents was possibly contemplating suicide and decides to bring awareness to black mental health on campus. With the campuswide "Fundie Run" on the horizon, Jazz and Sky let the competition get the best of them. Meanwhile, Zoey hones in on why fashion is so important to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120303 +0000" stop="20260915125407 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exodus 21.22 - S14E26</title>
    <desc>A friend of Matt's, a former lawman arrives in Dodge to kill the men responsible for his wife's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125407 +0000" stop="20260915134512 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Outpost - S15E01</title>
    <desc>Outlaw Yancy Tyce and his outlaw gang try to free Tyce's younger brother now under arrest and being taken to Dodge by Matt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134512 +0000" stop="20260915143616 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stryker - S15E02</title>
    <desc>Former Dodge Marshal Josh Stryker arrives in town just being released from prison for killing a outlaw in cold blood.  He holds Matt responsible for the loss of his arm and the years he spent in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Coreyville - S15E03</title>
    <desc>Matt is summoned to Coreyville, a run-down cowtown, by a young woman whose brother is on trial for murder.</desc>
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    <title>Danny - S15E04</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Kitty's learns he is dying comes to Dodge to try to "go out in style".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161823 +0000" stop="20260915170926 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawk - S15E05</title>
    <desc>A white woman refuses to accept her half-breed son, who Festus brings to her home wounded and needing help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170926 +0000" stop="20260915180033 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man Called Smith - S15E06</title>
    <desc>Abelia, the young widow who once saved Festus' life, returns.  She learns that she isn't a widow when her outlaw husband appears and forces her to exchange his stolen gold for cash.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie Noon - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Matt, his hardened prisoner Charlie Noon, an Indian woman and her white stepson are tracked by the Comanches as they try to cross the desert.  The Indians are going to kill all of them unless Matt hands over the woman, because she left the Comanche leader years before.</desc>
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    <title>The Still - S15E08</title>
    <desc>Festus gets mixed up with Merry Florene and her hillbilly clan again as they try to hide a moonshining still and a stolen prize bull in the cellar of the local school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120113 +0000" stop="20260915124645 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven is a Place - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When the Clark family descends into crisis, Gordon helps Joe. Cameron envisions a new future for Mutiny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124645 +0000" stop="20260915133040 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valley of the Heart's Delight - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Donna and Cameron explore their options to expand beyond chat. Gordon settles in at Mutiny and Joe launches his latest product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133040 +0000" stop="20260915141338 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way or Another - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Cameron and Donna struggle to find venture capital, Joe hires a key coder, leaving the rest of the team at a loss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141338 +0000" stop="20260915145520 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping the Switch - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise at the office, as Gordon and Donna's personal life spills into work. Joe meets with the MacMillan board.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145520 +0000" stop="20260915153811 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rules of Honorable Play - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Donna and Cameron have a hard time coming to a mutual agreement on their acquisition. Gordon discovers the importance of teamwork through laser tag.</desc>
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    <title>Yerba Buena - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon and Donna decide to treat themselves to a vacation at home instead of camping. Bos and Cameron return to Texas. Ryan and Joe have a revelation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162343 +0000" stop="20260915170741 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And She Was - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise over an offer to buy Mutiny. Donna has a weekend alone, while Gordon and Cameron bond over video games. Joe has a standoff with the board.</desc>
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    <title>The Threshold - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Joe and Ryan deal with the consequences of Joe's decision. Cam and Donna fight about the future and Gordon has a crisis of conscience.</desc>
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    <title>You Are Not Safe - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Diane, Bos, and Donna hit the road in hopes of building support for Mutiny; everyone else awaits the big day, and Joe approaches Cam for a favor.</desc>
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    <title>NIM - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Donna tries to bring everyone together at Comdex with her vision of the Internet's future, and Gordon faces a strong-willed Joanie.</desc>
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    <title>Carpathian Eagle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A man is murdered by a female hitch-hiker who cuts out his heart with a sharp hook. While noting its similarity to another recent killing, Police Inspector Clifford hears on the radio about a book by local writer Natalie, concerning a 17th Century countess who kept an eagle that tore out her husband's heart after he locked her up, in addition to her many subsequent lovers. Clifford contacts Natalie to find out more and his suspicion soon falls on Mrs Henska, an elderly European who is descended from the count...</desc>
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    <title>Guardian of the Abyss - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Australian antique dealer Laura Stephens buys an old mirror in a job lot at an auction. While she and fellow dealer Mike Roberts are looking at it, the sinister Simon Andrews makes a high offer for the mirror, but Laura turns him down. On the drive home, Mike Roberts picks up a runaway called Alison, who says she has escaped from the sinister Choronzan Society. During their chat she identifies the mirror as a 'scrying glass', a fact that leads Mike into a world of human sacrifice and devil worship.</desc>
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    <title>Visitor from the Grave - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Charlie Willoughby tries to rape Penny, an unstable young American living in England, and in defending herself she shoots and kills him. Her boyfriend, Harry, helps Penny cover things up and buries Charlie's body in the woods. Then, however, Penny thinks she hears and sees Charlie, still alive - but a trickster is up to no good and wants something from Penny.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Two Faces of Evil - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Lewis family, Martin and Janet and their son David, is driving off on holiday. As they go through a severe rainstorm, they almost fail to see a man in the road, missing him by inches. Martin stops and offers the sober-looking stranger a lift. Back on the road again, the stranger suddenly attacks Martin, causing a terrible crash. Janet and David wake up in hospital and find that Martin has also survived, badly scarred and changed... As time goes by, Janet starts to wonder whether the man who is now her husband is Martin at all. Could it be the stranger?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Mark of Satan - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Edwyn Rord, a young man working in a hospital morgue, pricks himself with a needle while working on the body of a man who thought he was possessed by the Devil. As a result, the Devil chooses Edwyn as his next disciple - or is it all in Edwyn's mind? In any event, Edwyn becomes obsesses by numerology and  kills his mother, and the local Vicar takes a strong line on it all.</desc>
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    <title>Witching Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The beautiful Lucinda Jessop turns up in David Winter's barn, claiming to be a witch from the 17th Century who has escaped being burnt at the stake by travelling forward in time, and it's not long before he is under her spell - much to the alarm of his wife, Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174743 +0000" stop="20260915184146 +0000" channel="C979.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thirteenth Reunion - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Journalist Ruth Cairns is given the job of writing about a weight loss programme at the Chesterton Clinic, a place with a strange reputation. After checking into the Clinic, Ruth investigates rumours of limbless torsos and body snatching.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184146 +0000" stop="20260915193550 +0000" channel="C979.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rude Awakening - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Estate agent Norman Shenley has a dream about murdering his plain, bad-tempered wife, which leaves him free to chase his secretary, Lolly. Later that day, a man approaches Norman wanting to sell an old house called Lower Moat Manor. From that point on, real life and fantasy start to become intertwined...</desc>
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    <title>June - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Offred reckons with the consequences of a dangerous decision while haunted by memories from her past and the violent beginnings of Gilead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130758 +0000" stop="20260915140308 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unwomen - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Offred adjusts to a new way of life. The arrival of an unexpected person disrupts the Colonies. A family is torn apart by the rise of Gilead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140308 +0000" stop="20260915150116 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baggage - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Offred reflects on her relationship with her mother as she navigates her way through Gilead. In Little America, Moira tries to cope with the trauma she endured.</desc>
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    <title>Other Women - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A baby shower provokes a troubling shift in Offred’s relationship with Serena Joy. Offred reckons with the choice she made that led her to become a Handmaid.</desc>
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    <title>Seeds - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Offred spirals as a Gilead ceremony disrupts her relationship with Nick. Janine tries to adjust to life in the Colonies, jeopardizing her friendship with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164729 +0000" stop="20260915174550 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Blood - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Offred finds unexpected allies and obstacles in her search for a way to protect Hannah. The Commander prepares for the dedication of a new Red Center. Nick struggles with his new assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174550 +0000" stop="20260915184104 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An attack sends shockwaves through both Gilead and Little America. Serena Joy makes a dangerous choice in order to protect her family. Moira searches for someone from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184104 +0000" stop="20260915193336 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Women's Work - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A sick baby tests Offred and Serena. Janine finally faces Naomi.</desc>
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    <title>Oscar's House of 18 Smoothies - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The tools help create a new smoothie flavor for Oscar.</desc>
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    <title>Light Work - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools try to repair Mrs. Portillo's broken chandelier in the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130048 +0000" stop="20260915132447 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abuelito's Tomatoes - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Abuelito's tomatoes need a fence to safeguard them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132447 +0000" stop="20260915134846 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeeze's Day Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Squeeze worries about her free time</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134846 +0000" stop="20260915141244 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renaldo's Pretzel Castle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools repair a giant pretzel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141244 +0000" stop="20260915143643 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Tools on Deck - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools return to Lake Nochalanailin to fix a stucked cabin door until 3 of the tools get stranded in the middle of the lake;</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143643 +0000" stop="20260915150042 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tool Dance - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Manny must make repair a disco ballat a dance studio until Kelly helps Manny on how to dance until Maria helps along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150042 +0000" stop="20260915152441 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elliot Minds the Store - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Manny teaches Elliot how to run Kelly's store</desc>
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    <title>Squeeze Makes a Promise - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Squeeze takes care of Mrs. Portillo's pet chameleon.</desc>
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    <title>Manny to the Rescue - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools helps with the fire dept</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161238 +0000" stop="20260915163637 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handy Hut - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A new repair shop comes to Sheet Rock hills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163637 +0000" stop="20260915170035 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools assemble a Valentine's Day gift</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170035 +0000" stop="20260915172434 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Lopart Moves In - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mr. Lopart moves in when his store floods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172434 +0000" stop="20260915174833 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tools for Toys - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Manny repairs a swing set while the tools play with the customer's daughter</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174833 +0000" stop="20260915181232 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny's Mouse Traps - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Manny tries to trap a mouse in a bakery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181232 +0000" stop="20260915183630 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skateboard Park - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Manny builds a skateboarding ramp in the park</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183630 +0000" stop="20260915190029 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy Manny - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools repair a broken corral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190029 +0000" stop="20260915192428 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ups and Downs - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Manny gets stuck inside of an elevator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192428 +0000" stop="20260915194826 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloomin' Tools - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools bring a part of nature into a lady's home</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122113 +0000" stop="20260915124353 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Road Again - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hannah Montana isn't the only Stewart family secret! Miley discovers that Robbie was once a pop star in his own right, but just as his career was taking off, he disappeared. Without asking her father if he even wants to make a comeback, Miley gets him a singing gig so that he can get on the road again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124353 +0000" stop="20260915130632 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Zit is About You - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lilly pride takes a hit when she's forced to wear her awful looking glasses right before a skateboarding contest. Hoping to help, Miley convinces her friend not worry about her appearance and to go ahead with the competition. Miley refuses to take her own advise, however, when it's her vanity that's damaged. Jackson wishes Rico would disappear when he realizes that his new raise is depends on Rico's opinion of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130632 +0000" stop="20260915132912 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Kid in School - S01E14</title>
    <desc>TV star Jake Ryan starts to attend classes at Seaview. All of the students &amp; teachers are starstruck (Except for Miley) and cater to his every need. After being mistreated and getting into trouble for the same things that Jake was allowed to do, a frustrated Miley decides to tell everyone that she's Hannah. Will a surprising person convince her to change her mind before it's too late? Stern Robbie lets Jackson take his brand-new convertible out on a date when his car refuses to start, but only after instructing Jackson to not let anything happen to the car. Robbie wishes that he hadn't been so strict, however, when he accidentally damages Jackson's car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132912 +0000" stop="20260915135152 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Zombie to Me - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Miley declines Jake's invitation to the school dance. While Hannah is filming a guest spot on Jake's show, she learns that Jake has feelings for a girl named Miley. She changes her mind about his dance invite, but Miley finds out that he has asked Lilly instead. Jackson and Robbie decide to see who's the better prankster by pulling practical jokes on one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135152 +0000" stop="20260915141431 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Golly, Miss Dolly - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Good golly! Miley's tells her visiting godmother, Aunt Dolly, all about her crush on Jake. Unfortunately, Aunt Dolly accidentally videotaped her confession and the tape is now in Jake's hands. Aunt Dolly, Miley, and Lilly hatch a plan to get it back before Jake can watch it. Robbie and Jackson find that it's hard to resist Aunt Dolly's attempts to add her "special touch" to every aspect of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141431 +0000" stop="20260915143641 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Hannahs - S01E17</title>
    <desc>This Halloween, it's not ghosts or goblins that are frightening Miley, but her "Treat" of a cousin, Luann. Apparently, Luann (Who could pass for Miley's twin) is really a "Trickster" and try as she might, Miley cannot get anyone to believe that Luann is out to get her. As Luann aims to expose Miley's and Hannah's secret, will Miley be able to stop her dubious doppelganger in time? Jackson and Robbie give the phase "Anything you can do, I can do better" new meaning when they keep trying to top Mr. Dontzig ghoulish decorations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143641 +0000" stop="20260915145921 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People Who Use People - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Miley sees Jake with a girl named Holly, and thinks she's his girlfriend, so she attempts to make him jealous by going out with another guy. Meanwhile, Jackson tries to get an "A" in his class by using Robbie and trying to make him go out with his teacher, Ms. Kunkle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145921 +0000" stop="20260915152150 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money for Nothing, Guilt for Free - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sick of Amber and Ashley constantly winning the school's charity fundraiser, Miley, Lilly, and Oliver team up to raise more cash than the girls. Jackson needs Cooper's help if he wants to beat Robbie at ping pong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152150 +0000" stop="20260915154432 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Debt It Be - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After Miley charges a wild shopping spree to her emergency credit card, she begs Jackson to help her pay it off before Robbie finds out. Jackson hatches a plan to auction off Hannah's old clothes and a fake pair of sapphire earrings given to her for a video shoot. The siblings manage to raise the money to cover her debt and she thinks that they are home free. That is until Robbie tells them that the jeweler wants the sapphire earrings back, because they mistakenly gave Hannah the real pair instead of the fake ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154432 +0000" stop="20260915160711 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A sneaky photographer takes a picture of Hannah and Jackson, causing everyone to think that Jackson and Hannah are a couple. Meanwhile, Oliver has a school assignment with Sarah and he finds himself liking her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160711 +0000" stop="20260915162944 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We are Family: Now Get Me Some Water! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Miley offers to let Jackson be Hannah's personal assistant after he loses his job because of her. But Jackson's assistance turns out to be more stressful than helpful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162944 +0000" stop="20260915165226 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schooly Bully - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A girl called "The Cracker" is constantly harassing Miley, so she turns to Roxy for ideas on how to stop the bully. Robbie and Jackson are wishin' that they hadn't gone fishin' when they get stuck in a cabin during a blizzard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165226 +0000" stop="20260915171507 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Idol Side of Me - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Amber and Ashley are up to their old tricks again, only this time Miley and Lilly devise a plan to give one of the girls a taste of her own medicine. A persnickety pooch named Oscar drives Robbie and Jackson batty with its constant barking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171507 +0000" stop="20260915173741 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Teen Sellout - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Hannah Montana agrees to endorse a new perfume, only she can't stand the smell because it brings back bad memories.
Meanwhile, Jackson tries out for a television survival program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173741 +0000" stop="20260915180020 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Moose Rising - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Stewarts' nasty neighbor gets Miley and Jackson to look after his equally nasty niece. Robbie gets the flu and Roxy has to look after him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180020 +0000" stop="20260915182252 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me and Rico Down by the School Yard - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Miley is forced to become Rico's gal pal when the troublesome tyke claims to know her secret. A new kid in town named Thor decides to make Jackson his new best friend. But Jackson, a former hillbilly, wants nothing to do with a "hayseed" like Thor...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182252 +0000" stop="20260915184525 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuffs Will Keep Us Together - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Oliver believes that the key for getting Lilly and Miley's friendship back on track is by handcuffing the girls together. Unfortunately, his plan backfires and he may lose his friendship with both girls if he can't find where he put the handcuff keys. Robbie discovers that silence really is golden when he wants his son to pay attention to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184525 +0000" stop="20260915190800 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You are So Sue-able to Me - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lilly goes from "Skater Girl" to "Glamour Girl" in order to impress her crush on a date. But when her new beau is a no show, Lilly decides that their next date will be in court. Jackson is the happiest boy in the world, after he wins two court side tickets to a Laker's playoff game. However, his joy is dampened when both Robbie and Thor want the extra seat</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190800 +0000" stop="20260915193032 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Down, Study-udy-udy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Miley focuses on Hannah's impending tour of Europe, instead of paying attention to her school work. After Robbie learns that her grades are suffering, he tells Miley that he'll call the tour off, unless she finds a way to bring her grades up. Jackson wishes he could fly the coop, when Snowball, Thor's talkative pet bird, uses his gift of gab to get Jackson into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193032 +0000" stop="20260915195304 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Hannah, Hear Me Croak - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Miley wishes that she could sing the blues (or any song for that matter) when she needs to undergo throat surgery. But can a dream about her late mother have her whistling a happy tune?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121155 +0000" stop="20260915125500 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mukōzuke - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When one of the team's own is found in a grotesque tableau, Will volunteers to assist with the profile and informs Jack that it's the work of the Chesapeake Ripper and the Copycat Killer, the two are one and the same. Dr. Able Gideon is brought back to the asylum to help confirm Will's claims of the Ripper's true identity, but instead suggests to Will the idea of putting an end to the Ripper once and for all. Confined behind bars, Will enlists the help of Freddie Lounds to contact his murderous admirer through her website.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125500 +0000" stop="20260915133805 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futamono - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a city councilman's body is found in a parking lot, intertwined with a tree, the artistry and missing organs suggest the work of the Chesapeake Ripper. Jack and the team race against time to catch the Ripper while he's still on his killing spree. When Will suggests the possibility that the Ripper is filling his pantry with the victims' organs, Jack crashes Hannibal Lecter's dinner party to collect evidence and test the meat for human DNA. Jack's growing suspicions drive Alana even closer to Hannibal, believing he is the victim of a witch hunt. Meanwhile, clues from the tree man help the BAU zero in on a location they believe the Ripper used.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133805 +0000" stop="20260915142111 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yakimono - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Jack Crawford’s star pupil Miriam Lass is found alive, she becomes the FBI’s best hope to identifying the Chesapeake Ripper, but her foggy memory complicates the search. Evidence found at the site of Miriam’s rescue exonerates Will Graham of any involvement in the Ripper and Copycat cases, and he is released from the asylum. Will warns Dr. Chilton that he could be in danger due to his intimate knowledge of the Ripper case, but when Chilton tries to confide in Jack that he shares Will’s fears about Hannibal, he is rebuffed — no evidence has been found against Hannibal, despite the FBI’s efforts. Meanwhile, Jack wastes no time in reinstating Will on the BAU team as they hunt for the Ripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142111 +0000" stop="20260915150412 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Su-zakana - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When a young woman's body is discovered inside of a horse, Hannibal suggests to Jack that Will be brought in to help crack this peculiar case. Will has seemingly cast aside his suspicions of Hannibal, resuming their doctor-patient relationship, but Alana remains skeptical regarding Will's true intentions and worries that Hannibal may still be in danger. The FBI questions the man they suspect to be the killer in their case, but lack of evidence forces them to let him go. Will and Hannibal race to guard the safety of a witness they believe is in jeopardy, but it might be Will's own judgment that is in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150412 +0000" stop="20260915154657 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shiizakana - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The FBI is called in to investigate the discovery of a truck driver's body, seemingly torn apart by two separate species of animal working in tandem, neither of which consumed their kill. After one of his therapy sessions, Will meets Hannibal's strange new patient, Margot Verger. Will and Margot compare notes on Hannibal and his unconventional advice. Continually encouraging his patients to revel in what they are, Hannibal aims to determine Will's true self by sending him a test, the results of which surprise even Hannibal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154657 +0000" stop="20260915162959 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naka-Choko - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The bond between Hannibal and Will grows after Will demonstrates his willingness to go to dark places, a shift that does not go unnoticed by Jack. Jack and the FBI team investigate a tableau made of Randal Tier and his animal exoskeleton, fully realized as the vicious hunter he yearned to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162959 +0000" stop="20260915171235 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kō No Mono - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The truth of Freddie Lounds’ disappearance is discovered by Jack and his team. Alana expresses her concern over Will’s mental state, but he confuses her fears by encouraging her to arm and protect herself. Mason Verger suspects that his sister, Margot, is plotting to usurp him by getting pregnant with an heir. Hannibal reveals to Will how much Abigail reminded him of his sister, making it even harder for Will to understand why she had to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171235 +0000" stop="20260915175359 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tome-wan - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In a therapy session, Will imagines how he would kill Hannibal, honestly sharing his visions, and oddly bolstering their co-dependency. Later, in a session with Mason Verger, Hannibal discusses Margot’s unfortunate “accident” and other veiled threats. Jack grows impatient with Will’s progress on catching Hannibal, and brings in a surprise witness from the past to help. And when Hannibal’s life is threatened, Will must decide whether to come to his aid, and give Hannibal the opportunity for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175359 +0000" stop="20260915183525 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mizumono - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Hannibal prepares for his imminent departure with, he believes, Will. Will prepares for a departure of another sort, tying up loose ends, not sure if he’ll survive the trap he’s set for Hannibal. Both men feel that Jack deserves the truth, but what is that truth? Loyalties will be tested and forgiveness will be asked… and the inevitable battle between Hannibal and Jack is upon them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183525 +0000" stop="20260915191833 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Antipasto - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After the devastating bloodbath at Lecters home Hannibal establishes a new life for himself in Italy along with the company of his own psychiatrist Bedelia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120640 +0000" stop="20260915123130 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Howdy Doody Show - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Facing a deadline for the school paper, Richie tries to get a photo of Clarabell the clown, from The Howdy Doody Show, without makeup. To get on the set, Richie plans to get Ralph to enter a Howdy Doody look-alike contest the show is conducting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123130 +0000" stop="20260915125637 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get a Job - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Looking for work, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph agree to fix the fence of an attractive divorcee.  When the woman leaves for awhile, Potsie and Ralph decide to take off, as well, leaving Richie to finish the job by himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125637 +0000" stop="20260915132051 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie Joins the Band - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Howard secures a gig for Richie, Potsie, Ralph, and Bag to play at the Leopard Lodge dance.  Fonzie is able to get the guys tuxedos, but, in return, he joins them as a member of the band. When Fonzie plays a loud bongo solo during a slow dance, Richie is chosen to give him the news that he's out of the band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132051 +0000" stop="20260915134621 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish and the Fins - S02E20</title>
    <desc>To hide from overzealous fans, a popular rock group (one of the members was Richie's childhood friend) is staying at the Cunningham house, but Richie can't tell anyone that they're there. This poses a problem for Richie because nobody believes he actually knows them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134621 +0000" stop="20260915141043 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richie's Flip Side - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Richie is forced into being a disc jockey at a local radio station when one there suddenly quits. His boss informs him that he has the potential to become the next Wolfman Jack, and Richie begins to develop an inflated ego and neglect his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141043 +0000" stop="20260915143546 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss Me Sickly - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Fonzie asks Richie to watch after his girl, Denise, while he's out of town at a demolition derby. Denise, upon hearing what Fonzie's asked Richie to do, decides to test Richie's trustworthiness. Richie succumbs to temptation and makes out with Denise at Inspiriation Point, but he later finds out that she has mononucleosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143546 +0000" stop="20260915150032 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' to Chicago - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Richie, Potsie, and Ralph go on a trip to Chicago with the school choir.  Not wanting to stay in their hotel room all night, they decide to sneak out and see a show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150032 +0000" stop="20260915152607 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie Moves in - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With Howard's hardware store about to face new competition, the Cunninghams decide they need to rent the room above their garage to generate extra income.  Howard is shocked when Richie rents it to Fonzie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152607 +0000" stop="20260915155112 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motorcycle - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Fonzie finds his his bike in pieces, and the search is on to find out who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155112 +0000" stop="20260915161647 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearless Fonzarelli (1) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that he's losing his cool, Fonzie attempts to jump 14 garbage cans on his motorcycle. The stunt will be televised on You Wanted to See It.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161647 +0000" stop="20260915164223 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearless Fonzarelli (2) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Fonzie crashes after a successful attempt to jump 14 garbage cans on his motorcycle and faces surgery to remove torn cartilage in his knee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164223 +0000" stop="20260915170759 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Richie Cunningham - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Needing to make a good impression for a prospective business deal, Howard asks Richie to take the "Prince of Porcelain's" daughter out on a date.  Richie, however, already has big plans and asks Potsie to take his place and pretend to be him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170759 +0000" stop="20260915173335 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richie Fights Back - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After being embarrassed at Arnold's by a couple of hoods, Richie wants to take a jujitsu class to learn how to defend and stand up for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173335 +0000" stop="20260915175910 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Rock - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Because the high school was vandalized, Officer Kirk imposes a curfew.  Richie suggests that they demonstrate against the curfew, get arrested, and fight it in the courts. While Richie, Potsie, and Ralph are in the restroom at Arnold's discussing their plans, the lights go out, and they discover they are locked inside after Arnold closes up for the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175910 +0000" stop="20260915182446 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard's 45th Fiasco - S03E08</title>
    <desc>At his 45th birthday, Howard realizes that his life has been very dull up to this point, and he attempts to run away to Tahiti.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182446 +0000" stop="20260915185022 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie the Flatfoot - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fonzie poses as a police officer in order to stop a rumble between two rival gangs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185022 +0000" stop="20260915191358 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Fonzie - S03E10</title>
    <desc>With Richie in a dating slump, Fonzie sets Richie and himself up on a double date with two of his girls, Laverne and Shirley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191358 +0000" stop="20260915193934 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three on a Porch - S03E11</title>
    <desc>With nothing to do for the Easter holiday, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph decide to rent a cabin at Lake Whitefish.  They pretend to be adult businessmen in order to secure the cabin and get girls.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Your Couples Friends &amp; Neighbors - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Secrets and Limos - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Spooky Endings - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Full Court Dress - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Grinches Be Crazy - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Shrink, the Dare, Her Date and Her Brother - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Los Angeles Rams #4 - S11E04</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - #1 - S12E01</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - #2 - S12E02</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - #3 - S12E03</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - #4 - S12E04</title>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - #5 - S12E05</title>
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    <title>Training camp with the Cleveland Browns #1 - S13E01</title>
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    <title>Ashley In Charge - S08E24</title>
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    <title>Karen in the Middle - S08E25</title>
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    <title>Million Dollar Deal: Part 1 - S08E26</title>
    <desc>A ventriloquist leaves Karen and Bobby J speechless, and an angry MMA fighter takes a swing at Byron. Plus, an odd couple delivers one of the biggest surprises in store history when they try to sell the Golds art they claim is worth over a million dollars. The paperwork is fishy but the Golds bring in an art expert who believes the paintings by Picasso, Miro and Chagall are real!</desc>
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    <title>Million Dollar Deal: Part 2 - S08E27</title>
    <desc>The Golds’ investigation into the million dollar art deal takes more twists and turns, but eventually, Les shakes hands on the single biggest purchase in store history. Then, a shocking phone call reveals the art dealers may be fraudsters and the mega-deal is in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Million Dollar Resolve - S09E01</title>
    <desc>The Golds have the opportunity of a lifetime when they stumble upon pieces of art that could be worth millions. But will they strike it rich or will they be left holding the bag? Seth gambles on a piece of Detroit history, and Ashley's patience is put to the test when dealing with a customer and his memories of his long lost cow.</desc>
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    <title>High Roller - S09E02</title>
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    <title>The Drag Race - S09E03</title>
    <desc>When Les puts the kibosh on Seth's outlandish plan to boost business, father and son head to the race track to decide who's boss. Plus, Ashley shows off her haggling skills on a mannequin outfitted in bondage gear, but not before having some fun...at Bobby J's expense.</desc>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Drama! - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Golds gear up to shoot a new commercial for the store which can only mean drama. All Les cares about is putting out a good product, but will everyone be happy with the final result? Plus, the shop gets a handful of sexy, when a woman tries to find her perfect mink coat.</desc>
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    <title>Karen's Big Idea - S09E05</title>
    <desc>When Karen convinces Les to let her bring in a Feng Shui expert, will it boost sales and bring in positive energy? Ashley and Seth have some serious doubts. Plus, Seth gets an opportunity to buy a piece of Detroit Tigers history when a customer brings in four game-used bases from the 2011 playoffs.</desc>
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    <title>The Estate Sale - S09E06</title>
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    <desc>When Les gets a last-minute invite to give a lecture at a local business school, Seth takes the pressure off by writing his speech. Can Les pull it off? Or will Seth's words translate into a disaster? Plus, Ashley and Bobby J go to war over a collection of Nerf guns, and negotiations hit a fever pitch when a wannabe ventriloquist walks in with a dummy that bears a striking resemblance to one of the Golds.</desc>
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    <title>War on the Floor! - S09E08</title>
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    <title>Secret Shopper - S09E09</title>
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    <title>Cousin vs. Cousin - S09E10</title>
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    <title>Seth's Big Mistake - S09E11</title>
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    <title>Three Ring Circus Part 1 - S09E12</title>
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    <title>Three Ring Circus Part 2 - S09E13</title>
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    <title>Dangerous Cash - S01E01</title>
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Another customer brings in a 'Stripper pole' which results in the staff betting among themselves on whether it will sell.</desc>
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    <title>Booze and Guns - S01E02</title>
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They argue over a drink chilling machine a customer brings in to sell, resulting in another bet.</desc>
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    <title>Bulletproof Gator - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Trouble Inside - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Moving Targets - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions boil over when a customer flips out over a mix-up with his gold chain. Then, Ashley loses it when a customer tries to pawn a cursed relic. Will its deadly history catch her in its grips...or will she throw it and the customer out the door?</desc>
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    <title>Gotham's Hottest Hotties - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Icons Only - S04E03</title>
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    <title>The First Person to Come Back From a Business Conference Without Chlamydia - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Getting Ice Dick, Don't Wait Up - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Metamorphosis - S04E06</title>
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    <title>The Most Culturally Impactful Film Franchise of All Time - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Harley and Ivy use the time sphere to visit their future and learn of a pending apocolypse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151325 +0000" stop="20260915153619 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Il Buffone - S04E08</title>
    <desc>While Lex lays siege to the LOD after coming up short with his Ozone Machine, Bane travels to Italy to fix a pasta-maker… and win Nora’s affection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153619 +0000" stop="20260915155908 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potato-Based Cloning Incident - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ivy competes in a celebrity golf tournament. Harley learns a dark truth about herself … from herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155908 +0000" stop="20260915162153 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer's Block - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ivy crashes a birthday party on the moon. Harley contemplates how to best avenge her friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162153 +0000" stop="20260915164449 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Apricot - S05E01</title>
    <desc>No longer Gotham's "...Most Exciting-est Couple Ever," Harley and Ivy decide to shake things up at Metropolis' event of the year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164449 +0000" stop="20260915170723 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S05E02</title>
    <desc>While Ivy's first day of work brings an unwelcome surprise, Harley juggles babysitting, landing a club membership, and her new friendship with Lena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170723 +0000" stop="20260915172941 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Floronic Man - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Despite closing the door on her academic trauma, Ivy's past still haunts her. Clayface confronts the Daily Planet's top brass after a bad review.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172941 +0000" stop="20260915175210 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Brainiac - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brainiac has one last task to finish before he can be promoted within the Coluian government -- but unforeseen variables change his life forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175210 +0000" stop="20260915181512 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Pasta Dinner - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Old wounds and fears bubble to the surface when Harley and Ivy are invited to a meet and greet for their condo building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181512 +0000" stop="20260915183808 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottle My Heart - S05E06</title>
    <desc>After Lena divulges Brainiac's plans to the Daily Planet, Harley, Clayface, Bane and Frank try to take him down with an original musical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183808 +0000" stop="20260915190022 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankette - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The team gains a surprising new addition in the wake of a devastating loss. Meanwhile, as Ivy and Harley set out to bring the murderer to justice, Bane must protect Goldie and the other school kids from citywide destruction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190022 +0000" stop="20260915192232 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Feud - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With tensions between them at an all-time high, Harley heads to Bensonhurst for a family emergency, while Ivy vows to take down Lena once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192232 +0000" stop="20260915194532 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottle Episode (But Not a 'Bottle Episode') - S05E09</title>
    <desc>As Harley and Ivy attempt to save Metropolis from complete destruction, Bruce, the Joker and Lois form an unexpected alliance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120524 +0000" stop="20260915121701 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindless - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mentok loses Spyro's mind after a mind-swap, and must watch over Spyro's body during his date. Harvey brings Top Cat home, who gets Harvey implicated in gambling schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121701 +0000" stop="20260915122841 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An insight look into working at Sebben and Sebben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122841 +0000" stop="20260915124017 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Theft - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Harvey runs into an old nemesis, The Deadly Duplicator, who unintentionally creates an army of Harveys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124017 +0000" stop="20260915125152 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shazzan - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Avenger inexplicably starts talking. Peanut discovers a vase that, when rubbed, releases Shazzan, now in servitude to Peanut. Shazzan accuses Mentok of having imprisoned him in the vase centuries ago for gazing on the king's intended. Mentok was a genie called Mufti the Mizwa of Muzzy Tah in those days, one of several identities he has had over the years. Shazzan insists on Peanut representing him, and Mentok, after he is captured, manipulates Harvey into representing him. Mentok insists that Shazzan is attempting to frame him, and escapes from court to retrieve the halves of a magic disk that, when put back together and the magic word thus revealed is spoken (by Avenger), imprisons Shazzan in the vase again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125152 +0000" stop="20260915130328 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Hippo - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus consumes radioactive pellets that transform him into "the creature," turning him green and tripling his waist size. Meanwhile, Atom Ant is charged with having high radiations levels in his home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130328 +0000" stop="20260915131502 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus takes over Sebben &amp; Sebben in Phil's absence. Reducto babysits Peanut on his birthday. Birdgirl/Judy is searching for her father Phil. Birdman goes to his highschool reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131502 +0000" stop="20260915132638 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birdnapped - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harvey decides to temporarily run the law firm, which leads to a full scale revolt, naturally. Armed with standard office supplies like staplers, manila envelopes and an occasional hand grenade, Sebben &amp; Sebben employees form a massive uprising. Meanwhile, X, distraught over being ignored by Harvey, kidnaps Birdgirl to capture his attention - and his dinner plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132638 +0000" stop="20260915133814 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grodin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>X attempts to take charge of his life and transform into his best evil self, hiring Perfectionist the Life Coach to help him to become more evil in just 4 easy steps. Meanwhile, Devlin blazes in on his hog, forcing Harvey to defend him (again). This time, a kid sues him for being injured from one of Devlin's toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133814 +0000" stop="20260915134949 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvey Birdman, Juror in Court - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Harvey suffers a mental breakdown in court, leading to the loss of a juror. At the same time, he's summoned to serve as a juror. On the same trial. But problem solved when Duplicator creates a 2nd Harvey to perform his civic duty. Can two Harveys win over a jury, when it's relatively clear that just one Harvey who tries really, really hard barely makes any substantial impact whatsoever? Meanwhile, Potamus claims sexual harassment at the hands of Judy Ken Sebben. Emotionally scarred, he finds comfort in support groups and hot interns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134949 +0000" stop="20260915141135 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death of Harvey Birdman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Harvey is upset when he must redo all of his cases. He soon realizes he has a much bigger problem to deal with, and he'll need Peanut and Judy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141135 +0000" stop="20260915142330 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bannon Custody Battle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Roger “Race” Bannon fights his longtime partner in adventure, Dr. Benton Quest, for custody of Benton’s son Johnny Quest and Johnny’s buddy Hadji.  Harvey represents Dr. Quest, while Vulturo is Race’s attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142330 +0000" stop="20260915143536 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Personal Injury - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apache Chief, the Native American member of the Superfriends, accidentally spills coffee on his groin. He sues the Javalux company, as the burn injuries to his crotch have diminished his superpower: the ability to grow to giant-size. Harvey represents Apache Chief, while Reducto is the attorney for the Javalux Corp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143536 +0000" stop="20260915144726 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaggy Busted - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while en route to solve another mystery, are pulled over by a State Trooper. Their natural gigglish and dopey behavior leads him to believe they are under the influence of illegal substances, and they are taken to jail. Harvey represents Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while Spyro is the prosecutor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144726 +0000" stop="20260915145926 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death By Chocolate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Jellystone National Park bear, Boo Boo, is captured by federal agents, accused of being the “UnaBooBoo”, a revolutionary sending booby-trapped gift baskets and cookie bouquets to all the heads of corporate America.  Harvey defends Boo Boo in court, while Myron Reducto is prosecution for the government.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145926 +0000" stop="20260915151126 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoyu Weenie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese pop band, known as Shoyu Weenie, accuses the American rock band, Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes, of stealing their song “Mochi Mochi” and calling it “Lovey Lovey”.  Harvey represents Shoyu Weenie, while Reducto is counsel for Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151126 +0000" stop="20260915152326 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dabba Don - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred “Freddy” Flintstone: simple construction worker, or head of an organized crime family?  Harvey’s on the case, trying to prove Fred’s innocence based on the theory of a simple bowling ball.  Spyro is the prosecution, with the honorable Judge Mentok, the Mind Taker presiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152326 +0000" stop="20260915153503 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (1) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A hot new lawyer, the Blue Falcon, joins Harvey's law firm.  Everyone's excited to have, for the first time, an ex-superhero on the firm.  But Harvey does nothing to hide his hatred for the annoying Dynomutt, who winds up jammed and mangled beyond recognition in a copy machine.  Harvey is arrested, tried, found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair.  Will he fry?  Tune in next week!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153503 +0000" stop="20260915154633 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Harvey is sentenced and sent to jail for five years after killing off Blue Falcon's sidekick Dynomutt. Hilarity ensues as Harvey is sent to prison for the crime he committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154633 +0000" stop="20260915155808 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X, The Exterminator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When X the Eliminator sees Harvey’s picture in an advertisement, he remembers that he was paid one-million dollars to retrieve the crest on Birdman’s helmet…back in 1968.  He leaps back into action, posing as X the Exterminator, but is heartbroken to find that Harvey doesn’t remember him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155808 +0000" stop="20260915160943 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackwatch Plaid - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harvey's boss Phil Ken Sebben believes his office has been burgled, he installs a series of oppressive security measures at the firm. The e-mail monitoring, cavity searches, color-coded crime alert system and security cameras aren't making the office any more safe, but Phil seems to enjoy them. Meanwhile, Harvey is under pressure to bring in a new client. He ends up representing Secret Squirrel, who is on trial for publicly displaying the equipment he keeps underneath his trench coat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160943 +0000" stop="20260915162124 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trio's Company - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Birdman joins a new health club and falls for his personal trainer, Gigi.  It seems everyone else in the health club is reaching her target zone, except for Harvey. Back in court, Harvey is representing Inch-High Private Eye, who believes he's been illegally fired from his job based on his diminutive stature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162124 +0000" stop="20260915163300 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devlin Made Me Do It - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Washed up motorcycle stuntman Ernie Devlin is sued when a kid injures himself trying to imitate his deep ravine jump. Harvey's legal strategy -- to attack the fractured, wheelchair bound child on the witness stand -- backfires. Pill-addled Devlin is a less than sympathetic defendant, so Harvey must scramble to salvage the case. Meanwhile, Avenger seems to have laid an egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163300 +0000" stop="20260915164436 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Speed Buggy Chase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Speed Buggy is arrested for leading the cops on a high speed chase. As Harvey prepares for the trial, longtime assistant Avenger resigns, landing a job with Harvey's rival Vulturo. Harvey searches for a replacement, downgrading from a legal eagle to a legal finch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164436 +0000" stop="20260915165613 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SPF - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After years of getting his powers from the sun, Harvey notices a suspicious spot on his skin.  When his dermatoligist insists he stay out of the sun and use sunblock, the now droopy Birdman turns to a self-tanning cream for a pick me up.  It isn't long before he's addicted to the stuff, using more and more to stay awake.  All the while, he attempts to help out Ding-A-Ling in his case against the porn industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165613 +0000" stop="20260915170749 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Present - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Jetsons enlist Harvey's help to sue us for screwing up the planet. Turns out there's a reason all the buildings in the Jetsons' world are on stilts: the ice caps melted and the earth is covered in water. Meanwhile, Phil is terrified - or is it excited - that the Jetsons are there to abduct and anally probe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170749 +0000" stop="20260915171925 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grape Juiced - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Grape Ape is accused of using steroids in the Laff-a-Lympics, his medal is taken away from him.  Now Harvey must defend him in court to prove that he's not a drug addict.  Plus, Gigi becomes pregnant, and all are wondering if Harvey is the real daddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171925 +0000" stop="20260915173102 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peanut Puberty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Peanut begins to feel his super-powers starting up, leaving Harvey in the awkward position of trying to explain to him the reasons for his new found desires.  Meanwhile, Doggy Daddy is forced th go through training... with Phil!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173102 +0000" stop="20260915174238 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Efficien...t - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Phil gets on a cost-cutting kick and hires an efficiency expert named Dvd (shortened from David to save time).  Harvey is forced to prove his worth, get more efficient, or be sent packing.  The pressure to find a case increases as Harvey’s every move is timed and assigned a dollar value.  Also, X the Eliminator returns to, well, kill Harvey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174238 +0000" stop="20260915175422 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droopy Botox - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After winning a case against a deformed Droopy, Birdman finds himself in much success at the office.  But is conflicted over the nature in which he won, and tries to set things right in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175422 +0000" stop="20260915180558 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guitar Control - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Quick Draw McGraw pulls out his trusty six-string in an attempt to put the El Kabong kibosh on the Dalton Gang, he gets hauled off to the hoosegow. So he turns to noted constitutional law expert Harvey Birdman to defend his right to keep and bear guitars. Meanwhile, Harvey's boss, Phil Ken Sebben, takes $12 billion from the powerful guitar lobby to fund his presidential campaign. Not that that would make him beholden to them. And Peanut and Baba Looey get into trouble when they get their hands on Quick Draw's private guitar arsenal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180558 +0000" stop="20260915181735 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booty Noir - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Reducto falls in love when he meets a derriere he just can't shrink. Unfortunately, that derriere belongs to Norlisa, Black Vulcan's girlfriend. She's ready to dump her fella for the arms of a small, green man - but Reducto may not be able to reciprocate. In the meantime, Wally Gator's arrested for, well, for being a redneck, and it's up to Harvey to defend him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181735 +0000" stop="20260915182912 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvey's Civvy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Murro the Maurader sues Harvey for injuries suffered in 1967. Murro's lawyer, the psychically bombastic Shado the Brain Thief, not only litigates Murro's case, but he introduces a class action lawsuit as well. Harvey begs Potamus to take the case and the hippo litigates on Harvey's behalf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182912 +0000" stop="20260915184047 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Gets the Crest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After 30 years of failed attempts, X the Eliminator acquires the crest on Birdman's helmet. Convinced that he's powerless without his crest, Harvey falls apart, stops shaving and loses a case defending Ricochet Rabbit from charges of wanton and willful destruction. X, on the other hand, turns his life around. He starts fighting for the cause of all that is good, winds up in newspaper headlines and on afternoon talk shows. With X hanging around with rock stars, Harvey running around in his skivvies plotting revenge and Ricochet on psychotropic drugs, things look pretty bleak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184047 +0000" stop="20260915185219 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Girl of Guantanamole - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Phil brings his daughter to work and  Birdgirl is desperate to be part of the Birdteam. She sets out to prove her superhero and litigating and superhero litigating skills. She also arrives just in time to help Harvey defend Morocco Mole on charges of being an enemy combatant. Phil has the hots for Birdgirl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185219 +0000" stop="20260915190344 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turner Classic Birdman AKA: Busy Day for Birdman - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Turner Classic Movies’ Robert Osborne introduces a “recently discovered” episode of the “classic” Birdman series.  In this episode, a pre-law Harvey encounters a few of his future courtroom adversaries who try to kill him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190344 +0000" stop="20260915191516 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Valley of the Dinosaurs - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When the whirlpool in Potamus' office sucks them back into pre-history, Harvey, Potamus, Peanut and Phil must find their way back to the office. Or rather, Harvey needs to find his way back, as the rest want to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191516 +0000" stop="20260915192651 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolutionary War - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Cavey Jr.'s school refuses to teach evolution, Captain Caveman turns to Harvey to defend the hairy little boy's right to an education. Harvey does not only have to prove evolution but also explain the existence of a talking caveboy. As if that's not enough, Harvey also suffers his latest existential crisis at the hands of Reducto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192651 +0000" stop="20260915193825 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Magilla - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Animal Rights activists break into Peebles' store to free Magilla and later sue him as well. Phil, Potamus and his nephews go on a fishing trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193825 +0000" stop="20260915195002 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Birdgirl - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bird Girl returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121153 +0000" stop="20260915130139 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Cover - S10E09</title>
    <desc>A secret submarine, the murder of a Navy officer and strange amnesia create a puzzling case for Steve McGarrett.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130139 +0000" stop="20260915135058 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tsunami - S10E10</title>
    <desc>A gang of university students plan a hoax tidal wave in order to steal priceless jewellery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135058 +0000" stop="20260915144043 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East Wind -- Ill Wind - S10E11</title>
    <desc>When an Asian ex-leader dies in a seemingly accidental swimming incident, his wife is convinced that he was murdered by forces from their home country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144043 +0000" stop="20260915153028 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tread The King's Shadow - S10E12</title>
    <desc>McGarrett becomes involved in a love triangle between a young local man, a rich girl and her father who hates the Hawaiian origins of the boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153028 +0000" stop="20260915162002 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Aloha - S10E13</title>
    <desc>A young doctor is suspected of having been involved in the murder of his mentor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162002 +0000" stop="20260915170945 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Short Walk On The Longshore - S10E14</title>
    <desc>In order to find out the identity of the murderer of a union leader, McGarrett goes undercover as a longshoreman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170945 +0000" stop="20260915175931 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silk Trap - S10E15</title>
    <desc>An up-and-coming young politician is blackmailed in order to affect his leadership of an congressional investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175931 +0000" stop="20260915184914 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head To Head - S10E16</title>
    <desc>While pursuing a drug dealer, McGarrett also has to contend with a federal agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184914 +0000" stop="20260915193859 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tall On The Wave - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Danno must deal with a surfer, one of his friends, who is suspected of the murder of a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124907 +0000" stop="20260915133842 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tammy Wynette, Sonny James - S01E11</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133842 +0000" stop="20260915142818 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loretta Lynn, Dillard and the Expedition - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Music:
Buck Owens, the Hagers, Susan Raye, and Don Rich - "Santa Looks a Lot Like Daddy"
Loretta Lynn - "Blue Kentucky Girl"
Roy Clark - "Right or Left at Oak St."
Dillard and the Expedition - "Hickory Hollow"
Grandpa Jones - "Stop That Ticklin' Me"
Buck Owens - "Sam's Place"
Loretta Lynn - "Wings upon Your Horns"
All (entire cast) - "Silent Night"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142818 +0000" stop="20260915151807 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Tammy Wynette - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Guest Tammy Wynette sings "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad. Sonny James lets loose with "Mean Ole Mississippi."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151807 +0000" stop="20260915160756 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferlin Husky, Dottie West - S01E20</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160756 +0000" stop="20260915165746 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dottie West, George Jones, Chill Wills - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens, the Buckaroos, Susan Raye and the Hagers - "Memphis" 
Dottie West - "Paper Mansions" 
George Jones - "Love Bug" 
The Hagers "Jackson, Miss" 
Roy Clark - "September Song" 
George Jones - "Things Have Gone to Pieces"
Grandpa Jones - "Dear Old Sunny South By the Sea"Dottie West - "Here Comes My Baby"
Buck Owens and Susan Raye - "Fallin' for You"

Sketches include several installments of "Dr. Campbell", "The Culhanes", "Dear Royella", "KORN News", "Hee Haw Amatuer Minute", and "Gordie's General Store". Also, "Archie's Barbershop", "Pfft, You Was Gone", "Hee Haw Players", "Pickin' and Grinnin'" and Stringbean reads a letter from home</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165746 +0000" stop="20260915174738 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Linda Ronstadt - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens - "My Heart Skips a Beat"
Linda Ronstadt - "Are My Thoughts with You?"
Merle Haggard - "Every Fool Has a Rainbow"
The Hagers - "Your Tender Loving Care"
Roy Clark - "Maria Elena"
Merle Haggard - "Jimmie's Texas Blues"
Grandpa Jones - "Melinda"
Buck Owens and Susan Raye- "Togetherness"

Sketches include several installments of "The Cornfield", "Dr. Campbell", "Moonshiners", "Hee Haw Amateur Minute", "KORN News", and "Samuel B. Sternwheeler". Also, "Dear Royella", "Hee Haw Players", "Archie's Barbershop", "Gordie's General Store", "Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?", "Pfft, You Was Gone", "Pickin' and Grinnin'" and Stringbean reads a letter from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174738 +0000" stop="20260915183721 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Jack Burns - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens, Don Rich, Susan Raye and the Hagers - "But You Know I Love You"
Merle Haggard - "Mama Tried"
The Hagers - "With Lonely"
Roy Clark - "Yesterday When I Was Young"
Merle Haggard - "Branded Man"
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "Happy Times"
Susan Raye - "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On"
Grandpa Jones - "Mountain Dew"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183721 +0000" stop="20260915192659 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tammy Wynette, George Jones and Faron Young - S01E03</title>
    <desc>AIRED: 6/29/69

Music:
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "Love's Gonna Live Here"
Grandpa Jones - "Night Train to Memphis" (includes a broken banjo string blooper)
Tammy Wynette - "Stand by Your Man"
George Jones - "White Lightning"
Roy Clark - "Caravan"
Faron Young - "She Went a Little Bit Farther"
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "It Takes People Like You"
George Jones - "Walk Through This World with Me"
Tammy Wynette - "Take Me to Your World"
Faron Young - "Wind Me up"

Sketches include several installments of "The Cornfield", "The Culhanes", "Samuel B. Sternwheeler", "Gordie's General Store", "KORN News", "Moonshiners", and "Pfft, You Was Gone. Also, "Archie's Barbershop", "Pickin' and Grinnin'", "Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?", and stories by Junior Samples and Grandpa Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122907 +0000" stop="20260915131219 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell's Finish Line - S23E16</title>
    <desc>It is the season finale of Hell's Kitchen: Head Chef's Only and it is down to the finale two head chefs. With the help of some old friends, the finalists will compete in a final dinner service with their very own custom menu tailored to their unique tastes and signature dishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131219 +0000" stop="20260915135531 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making a State-ment - S24E01</title>
    <desc>For the first time in Hell's Kitchen history, every chef will be from and represent a different place. The Top 20 chefs will set out to impress Chef Ramsay in the Signature Dish Challenge before embarking on their first dinner service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135531 +0000" stop="20260915143844 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell on a Half-Shell - S24E02</title>
    <desc>There is something fishy going on in the kitchen! When the chefs are challenged with shucking and preparing the perfect scallop dish for Chef Ramsay, there is zero margin for error and not everyone can come out on top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143844 +0000" stop="20260915152156 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heat is Heading for Hell's Kitchen - S24E03</title>
    <desc>To test the chef's teamwork, Chef Ramsay has the remaining chefs compete in a speed breakfast challenge for local Connecticut Police Officers! Then, in the most dramatic dinner service yet, both the Red and Blue teams melt under pressure at the fish and meat stations and must face Chef Ramsay's wrath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152156 +0000" stop="20260915160508 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something Fishy Going On - S24E04</title>
    <desc>This week, the chefs visit Stonington, Connecticut to compete in a very fishy relay race! Then, during dinner service both teams step up their game but will it be enough to keep them in the competition come the end of the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160508 +0000" stop="20260915164820 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A State of Confusion - S24E05</title>
    <desc>The chefs are challenged to blend two distinct state delicacies into one cohesive dish. During dinner service, the teams must come together to serve a dining room packed with VIPs, including a bachelor party and UCONN Basketball legends. There may be too many cooks in the kitchen as the chefs battle for authority and respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164820 +0000" stop="20260915173132 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell's Chicken - S24E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs face their toughest critic yet when they are challenged to elevate a classic Southern specialty. Lack of communication among the teams slows down the dinner service, displeasing Chef Ramsey. Simple mistakes like cooking temperature slip ups and timing coordination between stations could lead to the end of one chef's journey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173132 +0000" stop="20260915181444 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guac a Mole in Hell's Kitchen - S24E07</title>
    <desc>After being surprised by a Mariachi band, the chefs are challenged to prepare an elevated Mexican dish, but the catch is they must play a wild game to determine what ingredients they will have to work with! Celebrity Chef Gabriela Camara joins chef Ramsay to put the chef's dishes to the test. Finally, at dinner service the teams struggle with pork chops and garnishes which could send chefs packing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181444 +0000" stop="20260915185756 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cook for Your Life - S24E08</title>
    <desc>For the team challenge, the chefs compete in a "State To Plate" challenge and must decode ingredients spelled in the style of license plates. Then, they must integrate these contrasting ingredients into one cohesive dish to impress Chef Ramsey. In lieu of a traditional dinner service, the lowest scoring chefs face off in order to secure their spot in the kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185756 +0000" stop="20260915194108 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Hath No Fury Like Anaiya Scorned - S24E09</title>
    <desc>The Red and Blue Team put their classic culinary technique to the test and compete to earn their dish a spot on the tasting menu of a VIP Johnson and Wales 50th Anniversary Dinner honoring the legendary culinary school. During the dinner, the chefs must balance the expectations of a flawless service with keeping tensions and toxicity in the kitchen in check. Team drama and secrets are revealed to Chef Ramsay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120247 +0000" stop="20260915122519 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jacob and the Widgets - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Merman attacks a seafaring hermit called Jacob with some mechanical sea monsters, but his attack fails and He-Man, Teela and the Widgets rescue Jacob.  Merman thinks he could use the Widgets' Coridite to make his mechanical demons stronger, so he sets up a scheme to steal the Coridite.  He-Man and his friends must stop Merman, with the help of Jacob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122519 +0000" stop="20260915124753 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble's Middle Name - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Sunstone, which is held within the Temple of the Sun, is running out of power and must be recharged, in The Ceremony of the Sun, which takes place once a century.  The Sunstone's keepers invite He-Man and his companions to the ceremony, but on the way they face trouble from Negator, who wants the Sunstone's power for himself, and even more inconveniently a Trollan called Prankster who is deliberately making a nuisance of himself and will only go home if they can guess his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124753 +0000" stop="20260915131026 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to Stone City - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam, Man-At-Arms and Orko are searching the Vine Jungle for the legendary Stone City- but unbeknown to them, they are being followed by Evil-Lyn, Webstor and Kobra Khan, who are after the city's treasures.  By stealing a map, the villains beat the heroes to Stone City, which is filled with realistic-looking statues.  When teleporting a life-bringer machine to Snake Mountain, Evil-Lyn accidentally revives the city's warrior king, Vokan!  Vokan reveals that his people have been sleeping in stone for thousands of years, to be awakened when Eternia next needs their help.  When he notices the life bringer is missing, Evil-Lyn tells him that it is located in Castle Grayskull.  Before long, Vokan himself is attacking Grayskull, unwittingly being used by Evil-Lyn, who wants to gain the castle's powers!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131026 +0000" stop="20260915133300 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bird in the Hand - S02E32</title>
    <desc>He-Man and company race to recover the Ancient's Book of Spells from it's long-lost hiding place. Skeletor learns of its existance and seeks to take it for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133300 +0000" stop="20260915135532 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battlecat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Man-At-Arms tells Orko the origin of Battle Cat, from how Adam discovered Cringer in the forest as a child, to how Cringer acquired the powers of Grayskull and became Battle Cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135532 +0000" stop="20260915141807 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Time Wheel - S02E34</title>
    <desc>When investigating an ancient temple with Prince Adam, Orko accidentally brings the barbaric King Tamask from Ancient Eternia to the present, with a magical Time Wheel.  When he comes across the Royal Palace, Tamask is confused by how it has changed and believes Randor is a magician who has taken over his kingdom.  Angrily, he attempts to fight to reclaim the kingdom he thinks has been stolen from him.  He-Man must help Tamask see the light, as well as convincing him to turn from his violent ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141807 +0000" stop="20260915144041 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search for the Past - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Man-at-Arms stumbles upon a royal trinket that could belong to King Miro, King Randor's long-lost father. With the help of He-Man and Man-at-Arms, Randor journeys to the Swamps of Enchantment in search of his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144041 +0000" stop="20260915150312 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunt for He-Man - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam and Cringer crashland in the Misty Swamps when their Wind Raider is attacked by Skeletor's crew.  Adam transforms to He-Man and manages to stop them sinking, but he feels weak, poisoned by the swamp water.  A boy called Drak and his grandfather find He-Man, and the grandfather decides to transport him along to their village where he can be cured.  But Drak, who is tempted by power and wealth, wants to turn He-Man in to Skeletor to gain riches in reward.  As they journey to the village, they are pursued by Trap Jaw and Whiplash- will Drak betray He-Man and give him over to the bad guys, or will he see the light and help fend off Skeletor and his minions?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150312 +0000" stop="20260915152545 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Show on Eternia - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The circus is coming to the kingdom, much to the excitement of Orko, who wants to become a circus performer. Skeletor, enraged that the circus wouldn't come and perform for him at Snake Mountain, sends Evil-Lyn and Beast Man to cause enough ruin to see that it never opens, so that he can take it over himself and be entertained by it whenever he likes...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152545 +0000" stop="20260915154817 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Blind - S02E38</title>
    <desc>He-Man meets a blind boy called Lous, whose friends consider him to be helpless just because he is blind.  To give him a chance to prove himself, He-Man offers to take Lous on an adventure with himself and Ram Man, to the caves of the Singing Crystal.  Lous accompanies them to the caves, but once inside, a flash of light blinds both He-Man and Ram Man.  With all three of them blind, Lous uses his senses and bravery to lead them back to safety, across many dangerous obstacles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154817 +0000" stop="20260915161048 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Grayskull - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Orko runs away, thinking his friends don't really like him. The Sorceress solves his problem, but on his way back to the palace he is captured by Skeletor, who puts him under a spell to reveal the riddle of the jaw bridge. Skeletor uses this riddle to break into Grayskull, and The Sorceress must defend the castle while He-Man tries to free Orko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161048 +0000" stop="20260915163322 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Job Too Small - S02E40</title>
    <desc>As the heroes visit the planet Phantos, Evil-Lyn kidnaps Teela, Man-At-Arms and Orko, and takes them to Snake Mountain, where she shrinks them using a Reducto-Ray.  He-Man goes to rescue them, but finds them placed in a trap which will either shrink him or kill them if he uses mere brawn to save them.  So he realises he must use his brain to solve the problem- and since Teela has been complaining that Adam is lacking in brain power, he decides to do the job as Adam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163322 +0000" stop="20260915165554 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bitter Rose - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Orko wants to impress Dree Elle with a special birthday present, so he goes to Rose Mountain in search of the legendary Bitter Rose, which was formed by the tears of a grieving goddess.  However, when he picks the rose it causes an avalanche, which almost destroys the village of the Kex below- and also draws the attention of Skeletor, who sends Beast Man and Trap Jaw to steal the rose for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165554 +0000" stop="20260915171827 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Royal Family are holding a celebration with the Widgets, celebrating the completion of Man-At-Arms' new machine- the Coridite Reactor, which will generate electricity for all Eternians.  Smudge, a Widget who has been given the job of guarding the reactor, becomes addicted to gambling with a showman called Melbrag at the ceremony.  Melbrag tricks Smudge into gambling away some Coridite, and he flees with the sample, intending to sell it to Skeletor.  When He-Man pursues Melbrag, he only tempts him even further, as Melbrag plans to capture He-Man, and deliver him to Skeletor for an even bigger payment!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171827 +0000" stop="20260915174102 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teela's Triumph - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Skeletor uses a teleportation device to teleport The Sorceress, in the form of Zoar, to another planet.  As He-Man and Battle Cat go to this planet to rescue The Sorceress, Teela is given the task of guarding Grayskull in The Sorceress' place.  Unaware that someday she will inherit the position of Sorceress for good, will she be able to live up to her destiny?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174102 +0000" stop="20260915180334 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's New Friend - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Orko is visited by his old friend (yes, old friend, in spite of the title) Squunge, from the Academy of Magic on Trolla.  Squunge has a knack for telling wild lies and tall tales, and quickly begins to annoy Orko and his friends with this habit.  Then Orko winds up being captured by an intergalactic criminal called the Slave Master, scouring the universe for powerful slaves- will Squunge be able to convince the others that he's not lying this time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180334 +0000" stop="20260915182605 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Problem with Power - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Skeletor tricks He-Man into thinking he has accidentally killed a man- and consumed by guilt, He-Man transforms back to Adam and drops his sword down the abyss of Grayskull, deciding he is no longer worthy of Grayskull's powers.  Skeletor then opens a portal to the goblin world, enabling General Tataran's army to enter Eternia, with possibly enough power and strength to conquer the planet.  Can Eternia survive without its greatest hero... and will Adam realise he has been tricked before it is too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182605 +0000" stop="20260915184839 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E46</title>
    <desc>A fierce storm, raging around Snake Mountain, uncovers a secret passage beneath the ancient fortress. Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man investigate, and they find a mystic-looking glass called the Mirror of Moruvad, which has the power to create a double of anyone which is the opposite of what they are. Skeletor decides to capture someone close to He-Man, and make an evil double of them that will steal the secrets of Grayskull for him. 

He captures Koldar, a heroic ally of He-Man's, who has just arrived at the palace for a welcoming ceremony. He uses the Mirror to create an evil double of Koldar, which he sends to the Palace, to trick He-Man into letting him enter Castle Grayskull! 

But Koldar lures Skeletor in front of the mirror... and a heroic Skeletor is created, which goes to help foil Skeletor's plan!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184839 +0000" stop="20260915191113 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eternia Flower - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Chad (from the episode "Double-Edged Sword") comes to Eternos with his older brother, Johno, who is about to be presented with an award for 'boy of the year'.  However, Johno is secretly caught up in an obsessive drug addiction- he has been paying Count Marzo for sniffs of The Black Nightmare, a dangerous plant which originated on Trolla.  The drug drives Johno to attempt a dangerous stunt during the 'boy of the year' ceremony, which humiliates him and causes King Randor to withdraw his award.

However, naive young boys have been impressed by Johno's stunt, and Count Marzo uses the drug-addicted boy to lure them all to his evil services so he can use the flower to get them all under his power... when the heroic warriors realise what is happening, it is down to them to foil Marzo's plan and rescue Johno from his addiction before the children of Eternia are doomed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191113 +0000" stop="20260915193348 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Roboto - S02E48</title>
    <desc>He-Man and Man-At-Arms discover a crashed spaceship piloted by a robot.  They take him back to the palace, where Man-At-Arms manages to repair the robot, who tells them his name is Roboto and he is a space explorer from the planet Robotica.  He expresses his interest to explore Eternia, but during the night he is captured by Modulok, Man-At-Arms' sworn enemy!  Modulok reprogrammes him to do his own dirty work, which involves the dastardly experiment of transplanting Man-At-Arms' brain into Modulok's extra head.....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193348 +0000" stop="20260915195621 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Dragons - S02E49</title>
    <desc>An evil dragon called Morning Star hopes to resurrect the age-old war between the dragons and humans on Eternia. He extinguishes the Dragon fire, that powers Granamyr's kingdom, and blames it on the humans. War is declared between the humans and dragons, and He-Man is sent on a mission to recover the dragon fire and put and end to the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121801 +0000" stop="20260915124133 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deep End - S01E06</title>
    <desc>He-Man must save Man-At-Arms from the belly of a sea beast threatening Castle Grayskull</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124133 +0000" stop="20260915130506 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lessons - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Skeletor aqquires the Ram Stone, Orko must save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130506 +0000" stop="20260915132832 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siren's Song - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ram-Man is hypnotized by a beautiful Siren who plots to destroy the Masters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132832 +0000" stop="20260915135206 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ties That Bind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Teela becomes curious about her past when she develops temporary telepathic powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135206 +0000" stop="20260915141540 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon's Brood - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Massive fire-breathing dragons threaten Eternia and Castle Grayskull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141540 +0000" stop="20260915143915 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turnabout - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Skeletor is punished by a magical belt that prevents him from being evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143915 +0000" stop="20260915150239 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mekaneck's Lament - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While trying to acquire better powers, Mekaneck unwittingly sets a dangerous villain free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150239 +0000" stop="20260915152611 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Shadowbeasts - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Skeletor unleashes fierce noctural creatures to destroy Castle Grayskull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152611 +0000" stop="20260915154939 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underworld - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In Subternia, He-Man and King Rador must prevent Skeletor from attacking Castle Grayskull from below.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154939 +0000" stop="20260915161302 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Anwat Gar - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Sorceress is telling Adam and Man At Arms about a vision she had where Skeletor arises from the Ocean of Gnarl and takes over Eternia. Upon hearing this Adam transforms and he and Man At Arms travel to the Island of Anwat Gar. While traveling there a huge wave knocks Man at Arms off his vehicle and He-man saves him. When they get to the island, a mysterious person is watching from afar. As they look for the stones they enter a hall with stone soldiers with huge shields lining the walls. Upon walking further He-man steps on a pressure sensitive switch and causes all the stone soldiers to be thrust into the middle crushing anything between them. He-man and Man at Arms escape and eventually arrive to a building that looks like a Japanese Temple. Once there they again, are attacked by statues. He-man defeats one by throwing his sword at the statue and then kicking it through his chest. Man At Arms just uses his blaster to turn his statue to rubble.
The mysterious person now makes his p</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161302 +0000" stop="20260915163639 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster Within - S01E16</title>
    <desc>He-Man and Man-E-Faces battle dangerous bounty hunters in the Tar Swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163639 +0000" stop="20260915170006 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roboto's Gambit - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A simple chess-playing robot named Roboto helps the Masters battle an evil army of skeletons, much to Teela's frustration</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170006 +0000" stop="20260915172333 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Stratos must form an uneasy alliance with Trap-Jaw to survive the perilous Ice Mountains</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172333 +0000" stop="20260915174654 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's Garden - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Orko unwittingly helps the villainous plant-like Evilseed take all of the Masters hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174654 +0000" stop="20260915181017 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzz-Off's Pride - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In the Royal Garden Orko is inspecting the plant life when Buzz-Off flies by and outside. Curious, Orko pursues Buzz-Off and ends up tagging along. Along the way Buzz-Off reveals that it is time for Andreenos's annual jubilee and that he is getting his queen some honneyberries from the village of Viridas.
A trader approaches a bridge outside Viridas but is stopped and turned around by a purple giant name Azdar. Buzz-Off sees this and inquires why the giant did that. Azdar knocks him away like an insect. Azdar is then confronted by a red giant and a green giant. When Buzz-Off recovers he tries to go after Azdar but Orko persuades him to leave since he can't beat three giants by himself. After Buzz-Off leaves, Azdar and the others destroy the bridge.
Back at the palace Prince Adam and Cringer are sleeping until Buzz-Off, infuriated, blasts a tree. Adam asks why he's back so soon and before Orko can tell him why he is silenced by Buzz-Off, who wants to keep it quiet.
Sometime later a mess</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181017 +0000" stop="20260915183340 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snake Pit - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Masters enlist the help of the mysterious Zodac to prevent the Snake Men from escaping their ancient prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183340 +0000" stop="20260915185711 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Island - S01E22</title>
    <desc>While visiting his mentor on a remote Island, Man-At-Arms is capatured by evil crab-like creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185711 +0000" stop="20260915192042 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell of Victory - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Somewhere on Eternia, a little white, furry, creature with yellow cat-like eyes approaches and enters an old building. By talking in third person speech(says his name instead of I or me) he reveals his name to be Odiphus, and that he is there to steal potions. Before he can grab anything, Merman, Triklops, Whiplash, and Trapjaw arrive. Odiphus hides and as he watches, he comments on how he would like to join Skeletor's minions. The Horde makes it's way to a purple container and are confronted by He-man. A battle ensues between the Horde, He-man, Man At Arms, Teela, and Roboto. The battle ends with Roboto damaging the structual integrity and causing the building to collapse. The horde escapes with the container while He-man holds the roof up until his comrads can escape.
After everyone leaves, Odiphus emerges from the rubble and makes his way to Snake Mountain. The next day at the palace Man At Arms confronts Roboto about missing role call. Roboto feels guilty about letting the Horde es</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192042 +0000" stop="20260915194407 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separation - S01E24</title>
    <desc>At Snake Mountain Two-Badd is eating when they, again, start fighting. Stinkor approaches and questions why they fight. After they explain that they don't like being stuck together, Stinkor sends them to an old friend of his named Vormus. A friend who deals in magic.
At the palace Man At Arms and Queen Marlene are playing a game against Teela and Adam with Syclone and Roboto watching. Eventually the parents lose and the kids celebrate. Seeing the two families saddens Syclone by bringing up memories of his family and leaves. Roboto tries to comfort him by telling him that families continue to add members. Syclone decides to search out others of his family.  Elsewhere Vormus is reading when he is approached by Two-Badd demanding the Spell of Seperation. Vormus gets the spell tablet and upon reading decides not to sell the tablet.
Two-Badd grabs Vormus, who drops the tablet, and insists on taking it. On the floor a piece of the tablet with a picture of Eternia cut in half is on the floor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122254 +0000" stop="20260915130620 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Had a Hammer... - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Hercules reluctantly agreed to pose nude for King Armand's new museum centerpiece in exchange for the King's donation to the war orphans' fund.  Meanwhile, the blacksmith, Atalanta, feeling lonely and frustrated, turned a pile of scrap metal into the towering , magnificent man of her dreams.  But she didn't expect Hephaestus to bring the sculpture to life as a newborn Hercules.  The evil goddess Discord prompted the impressionable ""Herc"" to commit murder, thus framing Hercules.  In a final confrontation, Herc turned over a new leaf, helping Hercules save Atalanta's life. Herc was crushed in the process, his body reverting to scrap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130620 +0000" stop="20260915135049 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hercules on Trial - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Hercules' good deeds landed him on trial when Kazankis, a Hercules impersonator, was killed.  Charged with manslaughter, sedition and undermining the authority of the gods, Hercules pleaded innocent on all counts.  But Spencius, the government prosecutor, showed how Hercules' acts of heroism caused Kazankis and others to emulate his actions, putting themselves and their families at risk.  Although Hercules began to doubt himself, he told the court that society needs heroes who are not afraid to risk their lives for others.  The case was ultimately dismissed, and Hercules was freed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135049 +0000" stop="20260915143511 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medea Culpa - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When they were teenagers, Hercules, Iolaus and Jason banded together to kill the Ghidra, one of Hera's deadly pets.  On their journey they met the beautiful young Medea, who decided to join their quest.  Soon a love triangle developed in which Medea fell for Hercules while Jason was smitten with Medea.  Their jealousies temporarily drove the friends apart, which was Hera's plan all along.  But Medea wanted no part of Hera when the angry goddess struck down Jason.  Medea healed Jason with her own powers and helped the three friends defeat the hideous, two-headed Ghidra in its lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143511 +0000" stop="20260915151937 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men in Pink - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Salmoneus and Autolycus were mistaken for the murderers of King Pholus, they disguised themselves as performers in the widow Twanky's all girl dance troupe.  Autolycus promptly fell for the voluptuous Cupcake, while Salmoneus earned the unwanted affections of their pursuer, the late king's greedy brother Gekkus.  Things got worse when the two men were forced to perform the Hootchi-Coochie-Jiggle-Wiggle in the buff, although Twanky was thrilled.  The final showdown with Gekkus on stage was perceived by the audience as part of the show, Cupcake helped Autolycus and Salmoneus overcome Gekkus, who was hauled away as the king's killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151937 +0000" stop="20260915160254 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armageddon Now (1) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Hope, the treacherous daughter of Dahak and Gabrielle, went to the Ixion Caverns and freed Callisto.  Hope gave the warrior-goddess a mission: rid the world of Hercules.  Callisto joined forces with Ares, and the two reopened the vortex to the alternate universe.  When the Sovereign appeared, Ares snatched his pendant of Hind's blood -- the only substance that can kill a god.  But Callisto ripped the pendant from Ares' neck and used the blood to kill Strife.  Hope then sent Callisto back in time to kill Hercules' mother, so Iolaus convinced Ares to send him back as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160254 +0000" stop="20260915164619 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armageddon Now (2) - S04E14</title>
    <desc>While Hercules and his double, the Sovereign, were stuck in the Netherworld, Iolaus traveled back in time to protect young Alcmene.  But he couldn't prevent Callisto from killing Hercules' mother.  Callisto then found her own family and, through a series of instinctive actions, she killed her mother and father.  As more events began to go wrong, Hercules sent Iolaus a telepathic message:  Get the Chronus Stone from Xena's scepter to travel back in time without Ares' help.  Using a makeshift lightning rod, Hercules joined Iolaus in the past and sent Callisto back into the vortex, setting the timeline right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164619 +0000" stop="20260915173046 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After an earthquake shook Los Angeles, the writers and producers of Hercules discovered their star, Kevin Sorbo, had disappeared.  An emergency staff meeting was called in the show's production offices.  Many solutions to the problem were suggested and rejected.  Unable to find a suitable replacement to play Hercules, the writers and producers got into a brawl.  Then Ares and Strife appeared, pleased at the pandemonium their earthquake had caused.  Just before the show could be cancelled, Kevin Sorbo showed up, fresh from rescuing people throughout the area.  Sorbo was in fact Hercules, just pretending to be a mortal actor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173046 +0000" stop="20260915181305 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porkules (1) - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Discord shot Hercules with Artemis' bow, turning him into a pig. Then she sent the hunter Colchis after Hercules, but the pig jumped from Iolaus' arms and ran off. After a butcher caught him and threw him into a meat wagon, Hercules was befriended by a female pig, Katherine. Autolycus and Iolaus rescued the two pigs from a slaughterhouse, where Hercules communicated with his friends through Fleevio the parrot. Retreating to Alcmene's home, they eventually got the drop on Discord. Iolaus shot the mischievous goddess with Artemis' bow, turning her into a chicken, and Hercules returned to normal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181305 +0000" stop="20260915185625 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Fowl Day (2) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The pig Katherine, who had fallen in love with Hercules, told him of her deisre to become human.  Hearing this, Aphrodite turned Katherine into a woman in her own image. The human Katherine happily stripped off all her clothes to roll in the mud. Meanwhile, Ares punished Autolycus and Iolaus for turning Discord into a chicken. Mistaken for the big-footed, two-headed Forest People of legend, the pair was on display at a circus when Hercules rescued them. In the end, Aphrodite turned Katherine back into a pig, and the animal was happy to rejoin her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185625 +0000" stop="20260915194049 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Cupcake - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Autolycus convinced his former girlfriend, Cupcake, that he wanted to fix her up with Prince Alexandros at a royal ball. In truth, Autolycus wanted to steal the sapphire of Antioch from the prince.  Introduced to Alexandros as Hermia, princess of Carpathia, Cupcake inadvertently delayed a war from breaking out between Carpathia and Antioch.  But the traitor, prime minister of Antioch, stabbed Prince Alexandros.  Finally King Georgas of Carpathia arrived and established peace, while the wounded Prince proposed marriage to Cupcake -- even though he knew her true identity.  Too late Autolycus realized he was still in love with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122049 +0000" stop="20260915124429 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Tree - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold and the gang must stop Big Bob from chopping down the oldest tree in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124429 +0000" stop="20260915130810 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Teacher - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When the kids make their new teacher, Mr. Simmons, quit his job; the replacement makes them realize what they lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130810 +0000" stop="20260915133150 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helga's Love Potion - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Helga drinks a potion to lose all feelings for Arnold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133150 +0000" stop="20260915135531 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gerald's Secret - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Gerald's secret is revealed; he doesn't know how to ride a bike so Arnold teaches him how.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135531 +0000" stop="20260915141914 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Scoop - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Gerald compete against Helga for the school newspaper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141914 +0000" stop="20260915144256 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harold's Kitty - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Harold becomes close to a kitty he finds on the streets. But when the real owner wants the cat back, it becomes a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144256 +0000" stop="20260915150635 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Longest Monday - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Schoolyard tradition has it that on the first Monday of June each year, the fifth graders throw the fourth graders into trash cans. So, Arnold and Gerald try to make a run for it. As more people are thrown into trash cans and the fifth graders know all the routes, Arnold and Gerald find out eluding the fifth graders is harder than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150635 +0000" stop="20260915153015 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eugene's Pet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Arnold accidentally kills Eugene's fish with a yo-yo, Arnold must do something to make up for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153015 +0000" stop="20260915155357 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Business - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An organ grinder's monkey kisses Helga, who's convinced she has caught 'monkeynucleosis'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155357 +0000" stop="20260915161738 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Caesar - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Gerald and Arnold do a spot of fishing, determined to catch the pond's biggest fish. The legendary 'Big C'sar'!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161738 +0000" stop="20260915164119 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ransom - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Gerald and Arnold get on the case when Timberly loses her Barney-esque doll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164119 +0000" stop="20260915170501 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms. Perfect - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The new girl is teased at school by Helga and the other girls, but she's soon accepted by everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170501 +0000" stop="20260915172843 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold's Halloween - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Gerald send the neighborhood alien crazy as they broadcast a mock Halloween radio show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172843 +0000" stop="20260915175221 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold Saves Sid - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Arnold saves Sid from injury and Sid devotes himself to paying Arnold back with unending kindness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175221 +0000" stop="20260915181602 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hookey - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Gerald bunk off school, but their day is ruined by their fear of being found out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181602 +0000" stop="20260915183941 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freeze Frame - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Gerald go around the city following 'Porkpie', a mysterious man caught on film. They suspect, because of the clues, that Porkpie and his accomplice are planning to kill 'Marty', who turns out to be Mr. Green.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183941 +0000" stop="20260915190322 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phoebe Cheats - S02E17</title>
    <desc>In this variation of 'The Tell-Tale Heart', Phoebe plagiarizes from a poetry book and uses one of the poems as her entry in a poetry contest. She wins, with her prize being a trophy resembling poet Emily Dickinson. Then, the trophy haunts Phoebe into confessing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190322 +0000" stop="20260915192702 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudbowl - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Arnold and the rest of the fourth grade take on the might of the unbeatable fifth graders in a game of touch football. Who'll win this match of brains vs. brute strength?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192702 +0000" stop="20260915195044 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gerald Moves Out - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Being the middle child in his family, Gerald is feeling so neglected. So he decides to move into the Sunset Arms, where he learns that living alone isn't what it's cracked up to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122948 +0000" stop="20260915131254 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Big pots and even bigger bluffs leave a few felted on this episode of High Stakes Poker which features Phil Ivey, Eli Elezra, Jason Mercier, Gus Hansen, Dario Minieri, Antonio Esfandiari, Tom Dwan, Daniel Negreanu, and the season debut of Phil Laak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131254 +0000" stop="20260915135602 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A new lineup sees Dennis Phillips and Lex Veldhuis make their High Stakes Poker debut alongside Tom Dwan, Barry Greenstein, Andrew Robl, Patrik Antonius, Daniel Negreanu, and Phil Ivey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135602 +0000" stop="20260915143906 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Some of the biggest pots of the season between the biggest names at the table as Daniel Negreanu, Phil Ivey, Andrew Robl, Dennis Phillips, Barry Greenstein, Patrik Antonius, Lex Veldhuis, and Tom Dwan take a seat on High Stakes Poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143906 +0000" stop="20260915152212 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S06E08</title>
    <desc>You won't see a bigger bluff than this incredible Phil Ivey play on High Stakes Poker as Tom Dwan, Patrik Antonius, Barry Greenstein, Andrew Robl, Dennis Phillips, Lex Veldhuis, and Daniel Negreanu continue to battle in this $400/$800 No-Limit Hold'em High Stakes Poker cash game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152212 +0000" stop="20260915160514 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A new lineup on this episode of High Stakes Poker as Bertrand Grospellier makes his debut among Daniel Negreanu, Eli Elezra, Tom Dwan, Doyle Brunson, Mike Matusow, David Benyamine, and Phil Ivey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160514 +0000" stop="20260915164816 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Phil Galfond enters the game in place of Phil Ivey as another episode of High Stakes Poker continues with Daniel Negreanu, Eli Elezra, Tom Dwan, Doyle Brunson, David Benyamine, Bertrand Grospellier, and Mike Matusow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164816 +0000" stop="20260915173118 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Mike Matusow keeps making hands and keeps raking in pots as High Stakes Poker continues with Daniel Negreanu, Eli Elezra, Tom Dwan, Doyle Brunson, David Benyamine, Bertrand Grospellier, and Phil Galfond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173118 +0000" stop="20260915181421 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Big flops and big rivers lead to a few huge full houses as Daniel Negreanu, Eli Elezra, Tom Dwan, Doyle Brunson, David Benyamine, Bertrand Grospellier, Phil Galfond, and Mike Matusow continue to battle on High Stakes Poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181421 +0000" stop="20260915185724 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The season finale never disappoints - especially when they bump the blinds to $500/$1,000! Lex Veldhuis joins the game as the stakes are raised and Daniel Negreanu, Eli Elezra, Phil Galfond, Doyle Brunson, David Benyamine, Bertrand Grospellier, and Tom Dwan close out the season on High Stakes Poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185724 +0000" stop="20260915193953 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The seventh season of High Stakes Poker starts with Doyle Brunson, Vanessa Selbst, Barry Greenstein, Antonio Esfandiari, Robert Croak, Phil Ruffin, Bill Klein, and David Peat playing $400/800 No-Limit Hold'em on this episode of High Stakes Poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120252 +0000" stop="20260915125128 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.Q. - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The arson squad questions Jablonski about the fire at BowlMor Lanes; Hill remains angry at Renko over his hesitation under pressure; Bates and Coffey are assigned to make a wino presentable for his appearance in court; Furillo gets a copy of LaRue's slightly altered home security video; and Davenport puts her job on the line when she refuses to accept the security cops' version of an alleged window smashing at the volatile O'Neil Projects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125128 +0000" stop="20260915134030 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen for a Day - S05E21</title>
    <desc>A hooker sweep for gays and straights attracts Coffey's former high school coach; Renko joins Belker on his drug undercover, which is interrupted by Hunter and his tank; Davenport rejoins the Public Defenders office as Connie Chapman leaves; and Goldblume's happiness with Gina Srignoli dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134030 +0000" stop="20260915142902 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're in Alice's - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Detective Phil Dugan cuts some corners to catch an elusive mobster; Goldblume pursues a solitary investigation into Gina's death; Hill and Renko try to help a homeless family caught up in red tape; Coffey gets to ride with Jablonski; Calletano and Hunter test for the captain's position; and everyone faces a random drug screening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142902 +0000" stop="20260915151737 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grin and Bear It - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Belker's drycleaners undercover catches Dugan, who offers them Joe Keenan and a major ring of police corruption; Furillo copes with the results of the random drug test; Goldblume wrestles with Gina's estate; Hill and Renko spend the day escorting Officer McBear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151737 +0000" stop="20260915160554 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues in the Night - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Bates gets to know an art teacher; Coffey, Renko, LaRue and Washington bet on who can drive to work the fastest; Renko has to bust his favorite singer for cocaine possession; Goldblume is taken hostage by a militant on the edge of sanity bombarding his neighbors with a high decibel barrage of words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160554 +0000" stop="20260915165427 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hacked to Pieces - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Belker goes undercover as a cabbie in a very volatile cab territory war; Hill and Renko try to cool down the resentment between a Korean grocer and his black neighbors; Mayor Cleveland's son is busted for drug possession; and Garibaldi is offered a deal to clear his mounting gambling debts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165427 +0000" stop="20260915174253 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seoul on Ice - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A runner trying to raise money for cancer research is victimized; Daniels asks Furillo to head up an internal investigation of corruption arising out of Keenan's death; Garibaldi's death shakes the station house; Lee Cleveland comes to the end of his rope; and Howard gets a shock from his latest love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174253 +0000" stop="20260915183126 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Belly of the Bus - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Belker takes an unexpected bus ride to Springfield; Sid turns Louis Russ over to Buntz, which begins the unravelling of Keenan and Garibaldi's deaths; Jablonski tries to deal with an incompetent khaki officer; and Hunter makes a canine investment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183126 +0000" stop="20260915191958 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somewhere Over the Rambo - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Furillo's corruption commission delivers its findings and antagonizes Daniels, who is willing to sacrifice a night shift cop involved in an off duty shooting that has incited public opinion; Alan Branford returns as Rambo; and Buntz explores his duties as personnel officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122423 +0000" stop="20260915124952 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower - S02E27</title>
    <desc>When the Nazis construct a new communication tower near Stalag 13 -- one that is potentially deadly to the allies -- Hogan enlists a beautiful underground agent to help destroy the tower, with Kinchloe assigned to snap some incriminating photos of General Burkhalter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124952 +0000" stop="20260915131522 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon - S02E28</title>
    <desc>After receiving a "poor' rating from the Inspector General of prison camps, Colonel Klink brings in a stern new sergeant to discipline the prisoners. How can Hogan and his men make sure the camp's ruthless "discipline machine" has the shortest reign possible?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131522 +0000" stop="20260915134052 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Top Secret Top Coat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>A secret military document is mistakenly hidden in Colonel Klink's topcoat at a party, and a desperate Hogan must nab the document because of both its value to the allies and because Klink will be charged with treason and replaced at Stalag 13 if it is discovered in his possession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134052 +0000" stop="20260915140622 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reluctant Target - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Klink becomes convinced that he is marked for assassination by a mysterious "Mr. X" after a series of close calls at the stalag. Could Hogan be behind the threats? Yes... but it's all part of a plan to masquerade as Klink in order to help a valuable underground agent escape from the camp!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140622 +0000" stop="20260915143153 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crittendon Plan - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Colonel Hogan is called on to destroy a German convoy inside a tunnel --- but he balks when he discovers that his accomplice will be his old adversary, Colonel Crittendon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143153 +0000" stop="20260915145724 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some of Their Planes Are Missing - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Germans' plan to shoot down British bombers by using captured RAF airplanes is uncovered, and Hogan and his men must attempt to destroy the aircraft before they can be flown on their deadly, deceptive mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145724 +0000" stop="20260915152253 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D-Day at Stalag 13 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Hogan and his men play a part in the D-Day invasion of France when they are asked to create a diversion that will delay Colonel Klink and other German officials at Stalag 13 from retaliating once the invasion is underway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152253 +0000" stop="20260915154825 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sergent Schultz falls head over heels for an attractive woman --- but Hogan suspects that she is a Gestapo agent and has Carter shadow the two loverbirds on one of their dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154825 +0000" stop="20260915161357 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Newkirk, Kinchloe and LeBeau must help Hogan fool the Germans with a look-alike German official to thwart the Nazis' planned assassination plot against British Prime Minister Winston Churchill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161357 +0000" stop="20260915163929 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casanova Klink - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Klink's new secretary Gertude Linkmeyer decides to throw herself into the task of completely organizing the commandant's workplace --- an all-night project that throws a monkey wrench into Hogan's mission of raiding the safe in Klink's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163929 +0000" stop="20260915170458 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A famed scientist is recruited by the Germans to develop a revolutionary new metal alloy for the Nazi war machine --- so Hogan and the gang must distract the doctor --- or worse --- to keep him from accomplishing his task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170458 +0000" stop="20260915173028 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nights in Shining Armor - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Hogan must somehow deliver a shipment of bulletproof vests to the French underground --- and a captured French Resistance fighter seems to be the perfect candidate to help Hogan pull of the caper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173028 +0000" stop="20260915175600 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Money - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Stalag 13 becomes the site for a German counterfeiting factory that will produce both American and British currencies. But Sergeant Schultz's sticky fingers inadvertently tip Hogan off to the scheme when Schultzy spends some of the "funny money" gambling at the prisoners' casino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175600 +0000" stop="20260915182130 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One in Every Crowd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Hogan and his men set out to destroy the Germans' new S-5 gun that's being guarded at Stalag 13, they uncover more then they bargained for --- a traitor amongst their ranks who has gone to Colonel Klink to report on Hogan's planned sabotage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182130 +0000" stop="20260915184700 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is General Hammerschlag Burning? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Paris is targeted for destruction should the Allied armies invade, so Hogan and Kinchloe secretly travel to the French capital to learn more about the plot --- and end up seeking help in their caper from an exotic dancer/medium named Kumasa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184700 +0000" stop="20260915191229 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Russian Is Coming - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Hogan and his men face the difficult task of returning a Soviet pilot to his homeland --- especially when the fanatical, demanding Russian refuses to follow the usual escape route to England.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191229 +0000" stop="20260915193800 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Evening of Generals - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Hogan and his men have cleverly rigged the tabletop centerpieces to explode during a banquet for Germany's top generals --- unaware the one of the guests at the banquets is an invaluable spy working undercover for the Allies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120210 +0000" stop="20260915122414 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ploys for Tots - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill try to teach Marty the best way to parent when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122414 +0000" stop="20260915124638 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chop Shop 'til You Drop - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill buy Brad a car. However, when it is stolen, Tim and Al go undercover to catch the thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124638 +0000" stop="20260915130846 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Alone - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Tim gets preoccupied when he is left alone to write his book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130846 +0000" stop="20260915133049 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knee Deep - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career when he injures his knee on a piece of hardware during a Tool Time shoot at the house. The magicians Penn &amp; Teller appear on Tool Time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133049 +0000" stop="20260915135256 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark's Big Break - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Tim commissions Mark to make a video to celebrate the completion of his hot rod. When Tim is disappointed with the result, Mark films a new version - with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135256 +0000" stop="20260915141520 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young at Heart - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Jill is angry when Tim spends too much time with his new female mechanic near their anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141520 +0000" stop="20260915143720 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love's Labor Lost (1) - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Plans for a ski trip are put on hold when Jill needs an emergency hysterectomy. Tim helps her face the situation, but becomes frightened when complications arise during surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143720 +0000" stop="20260915145934 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love's Labor Lost (2) - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother comes to visit to help with her daughter's care and with her mood swings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145934 +0000" stop="20260915152158 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbors - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins $10,000 and decides to build an elaborate greenhouse in his backyard - which blocks the Taylor family's view.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152158 +0000" stop="20260915154423 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hardware Habit to Break - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Harry announces that he is retiring and selling the hardware store. Tim organizes a fundraising party for the store, but ends up buying it himself. But when the customers dry up, Tim begins to wonder what he is doing wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154423 +0000" stop="20260915160647 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Lips and Freudian Slips - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Jill's thesis is before the committee. During Mark's student film viewing, Jill's psychology professor sees Jill criticize him and Jill is worried that this will affect the thesis committee's decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160647 +0000" stop="20260915162855 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble-A-Bruin - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Troubles brew on Tool Time when Bud mandates that no non-Binford products are to be used on the show. Brad has to decide whether or not to play soccer earlier than he is scheduled to when he has an opportunity to play in front of a UCLA scout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162855 +0000" stop="20260915165120 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Weight - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Tool Time continues to be a "jewel" despite the continued excessive presence of the Binford name. Things rapidly turn sad when Al decides to take his mother out to dinner to tell her he's going to get married... and she has a heart attack and dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165120 +0000" stop="20260915171345 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long and Winding Road (1) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Tool Time's new producer, Morgan, stages a Jerry Springer style fight on the show. When he refuses to stop degrading the show, Tim quits. Jill's psychology professor offers her a great job - in Indiana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171345 +0000" stop="20260915173538 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long and Winding Road (2) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>As Tim and the Boys drive to school, they reminisce about some of the memories they made over the past eight years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173538 +0000" stop="20260915175801 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long and Winding Road (3) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Tim records his finale Tool Time with a host of guests and a pregnant Heidi. Morgan offers Tim more money and an executive producer credit to stay with the show, but Tim rejects his offer. Jill makes a decision about the Indiana job offer. Wilson and Tim take down their fence to make more room for Al and Trudy's wedding. Harry and Delores return for the happy occasion, while Benny, Marty and Jeff bet on the outcome. The Taylors decide to go to Indiana, taking their house with them in the ultimate home project - or is it just a figment of Tim's imagination?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175801 +0000" stop="20260915182157 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he breaks it in an attempt to make it more powerful; more of a "man's" dishwasher. Jill has a job interview, but she doesn't get it and when Tim tries to comfort her, he only makes matters worse. After talking to Wilson, Tim tries again and succeeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182157 +0000" stop="20260915184539 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mow Better Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After breaking one of Tim's tools that has been in the family for twenty years, Mark fears that he will be traded in after Brad and Randy make up a story about "Peter", their former brother that was traded in after he broke one of Tim's flashlights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184539 +0000" stop="20260915190922 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Sides - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When she can't find a babysitter, Jill has a magician watch the kids while she and Tim go on their romantic dinner. However, Tim is too distracted by a football game to pay attention to her. Meanwhile, the kids accidentally lock the magician in a trunk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190922 +0000" stop="20260915193302 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tim becomes green with envy while putting up a new satellite dish on the roof when Jill's teacher visits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193302 +0000" stop="20260915195647 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Kingdom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While working in the basement, Tim hears some strange noises. Is it a mouse or is it a creepy crawly snake?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122421 +0000" stop="20260915130802 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Modern Millennial Makeover - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An engaged couple is ready to buy a home of their own so they can start the next chapter in their lives together. With the help of their families, they have an all-in budget and a wish list that includes a master bathroom with a soaking tub and a place where they can read and study. After helping the couple find the perfect home, Ben and Erin give the home a colorful millennial makeover that includes a charming book nook and stunning master suite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130802 +0000" stop="20260915135143 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Is Where the Art Is - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An artist wants to raise her teenage son in the small town near their friends and family. With a budget of up to $200,000, her wish list includes plenty of room to welcome visitors and a dedicated art studio. Erin embraces the opportunity to design for a fellow artist by designing a home with bold patterns balanced with a calm color palette. They dedicate an entire room to an art studio customized with thoughtful furniture built by Ben and dip-dyed drop cloth curtains created by Erin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135143 +0000" stop="20260915143524 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Home Laurel - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A Laurel, MS, native is ready to plant roots in the place her family has called home for generations. With her all-in budget of $100,000, Erin and Ben create a beautiful transformation that includes a quaint home office and a master bedroom and bathroom fit for a queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143524 +0000" stop="20260915151906 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Old Familiar Place - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After being away for 30 years, a woman dreams of retiring in the small town where she has fond memories of her childhood. With her all-in budget of $120,000, Erin designs an elegant, airy home while Ben creates some unique builds including a laundry chute and a custom screen door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151906 +0000" stop="20260915160247 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Budget, Big Style - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A local business owner is looking to buy a starter home within walking distance to town with character, has plenty of space for her dog and fits her thrifty all-in budget. Ben and Erin Napier narrow her search down to two homes -- one is on the historical Bush dairy farm with a sizable yard and lake view, the other is a well-kept cottage with great bones and a small yard. Once a decision is made, the duo creates a jaw-dropping transformation complete with a covet-worthy kitchen and a dreamy outdoor patio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160247 +0000" stop="20260915164629 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Coastal Style - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A couple is ready to move back home to Mississippi and put down roots after years of moving for work. They need help finding a home with charm and character in a small town. With an all-in budget of $300,000, Ben and Erin infuse their new home with coastal charm and create a gorgeous kitchen and breathtaking outdoor entertaining space using reclaimed cedar from the home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164629 +0000" stop="20260915173010 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Putting Down Roots - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After falling in love with the small-town energy and hospitality, a couple recently recruited by the local hospital looks for a place to live as they start their new jobs as doctors; their wish list includes a historic home and a place to entertain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173010 +0000" stop="20260915181352 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving to Main Street - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A woman wants to downsize and move into town to be closer to friends and work; she hopes to find a small home with a maintenance-free yard, a master bathroom and space for her son; Ben and Erin give the house she chooses a colorful makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181352 +0000" stop="20260915190253 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Los Angeles to Laurel - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Actor Richard T. Jones and his wife, Nancy, fell in love with Mississippi and want to invest in the community. Their wish list includes a historical home with good bones, so Ben and Erin give it a classic Craftsman front porch and a colorful makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190253 +0000" stop="20260915194614 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Littlest House - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A business owner that's been living with her mom is ready to find a place she can call her own. With an all-in budget of $100,000, she's looking for a small home with a porch. Ben and Erin transform the house using breathtaking Americana charm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120502 +0000" stop="20260915125118 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parabiosis - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Saul orders a sweep at the station. Carrie looks to Düring for support.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125118 +0000" stop="20260915134115 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oriole - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie reconnects with friends while Saul confides in Allison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134115 +0000" stop="20260915143319 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Allison - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie needs Allison's help. Quinn's plans change.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143319 +0000" stop="20260915152834 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Litvinov Ruse - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The CIA and BND make a play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152834 +0000" stop="20260915162053 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Normal - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A new threat emerges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162053 +0000" stop="20260915172056 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Man in Damascus - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Carrie follows a lead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172056 +0000" stop="20260915181841 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A False Glimmer - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The clock runs out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181841 +0000" stop="20260915190930 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Game - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Carrie returns home to the US with Franny to work as an advocate for Muslim Americans. Dar and Saul brief President-elect Keane. Quinn struggles with his new circumstances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123714 +0000" stop="20260915131945 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Feet Under - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Detective Kenda finds the body of a bruised and battered young woman named Vicki Ross; strangled and left in the backseat of her own car. Kenda must sort through the endless suspicious characters in Vicki's past to find the elusive truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131945 +0000" stop="20260915140217 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Killer Always Rings Twice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When 22 year-old Micki Filmore is found raped and murder in her apartment, detective Kenda focuses his investigation on her activities the previous night. Micki was seen dancing with a man who then paid a late night call to her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140217 +0000" stop="20260915144449 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After church, deacon Robert Walton is beaten to death in a public park. The case heats up when Lt. Kenda and his team revisit an old friend with a secret. Did the religious leader have a dark side?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144449 +0000" stop="20260915152721 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Life - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After Lourdes Riddle is found strangled to death in the trunk of her car, homicide detective Joe Kenda follows the trail through a twisting maze of military and cultural secrets. Just what was Lourdes doing behind her husband's back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152721 +0000" stop="20260915160953 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chance Encounter - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When firefighters find Victor Woods stabbed to death in his burning apartment, homicide detective Joe Kenda tracks Colorado's most notorious serial killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160953 +0000" stop="20260915165227 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Now Pronounce You Dead - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mother of three Dianne Hood is shot to death by a masked gunman on her way home from a Lupus support meeting. Police initially assume it's a robbery, but Lt. Joe Kenda uncovers a sordid web of lust and greed, revealing a killer no one ever expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165227 +0000" stop="20260915173459 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gathering of Evil - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Teen runaway Maggie Fetty is found strangled to death on a mountain road. An anonymous tipster blames Maggie's best friend, but she accuses a mental patient with multiple personalities. Kenda must turn the suspects against each other to learn the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173459 +0000" stop="20260915181731 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Call for Murder - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Five people are murdered in a cold-blooded robbery at a shopping center, and much of the evidence is lost in a fire. But a fuzzy image from a newly installed surveillance camera leads Kenda on an exhaustive search that ends in a shocking confrontation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181731 +0000" stop="20260915190004 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spy Who Killed Me - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Housewife Elsie Jennes is found dead in the basement of her burning home. Lt Joe Kenda has no leads until Elsie's son, William, turns up in a police station over 50 miles away, equipped with a suitcase, a pet yellow labrador, and a bizarre story to tell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190004 +0000" stop="20260915194237 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slaughterhouse Six - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Solider and young father Layne Schmidtke is brutally beaten to death by a mob of teenagers. Kenda must reconstruct the chaotic scene through forensic evidence and witness testimonies, which reveals an unlikely suspect as the murderous ringleader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124009 +0000" stop="20260915132724 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A trash-talking radio talk-show host makes a proposal to his listening audience. Lewis announces to Kellerman that he is getting married today, then he throws up. He motivates the rest of the squad to help him with the final details as he is getting married "tonight after the shift ends." Kay brings her sister with her to the station. Since the whole squad is busy with Lewis' wedding, Gee takes Howard out to work the homicide of the radio talk-show host. One of his listeners took him up on his proposal. Munch is skeptical about the Lewis wedding; he thinks it's an elaborate practical joke. Bayliss and Kellerman vie for the attention of Kay's sister. Gee shoots and kills a potential suspect, but the suspect was in jail at the time of the talk show host's murder. The guy who fingered him admits that he did it as a joke. The wedding is no hoax. During the festivities Pembleton's wife goes into labor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132724 +0000" stop="20260915141330 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work Related - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gave birth to a girl named Olivia; Tim is more excited about it than Frank. Their latest case involves a multiple shooting a restaurant. Lewis is back from his honeymoon, but while working a case with Kellerman, he confesses that they have yet to consummate their marriage. Later he tells him that they've separated. Tim stops by to see Frank and Mary's baby. They get a suspect for their case in the box. Frank collapses in the box while interrogating a suspect. Frank is put under the knife to release the pressure built up in his head from the stroke he had. After the surgery the doctor tells them that he doesn't know if Frank will recover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141330 +0000" stop="20260915145927 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hostage (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Gaffney and Barnfather give Gee a hassle about the return of Frank to duty and the sudden departure of Russert to Europe. Bayliss and Munch are called to the scene of a homicide, where the victim, Mrs. Uba, was cooking breakfast and the only witness may be a male pig named Angie. Frank returns to work and Gee tells him what his limited duties are going to be and that he's called in all his favors and both their asses are on the line. The squad is called out for a hostage situation at a middle school.</desc>
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    <title>Hostage (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Night has fallen and the crisis is no closer to being resolved. Gee demands that Barnfather make a decision. Frank continues to trying to adjust. Frank insists on going to the hostage scene. The identity of the hostage-taker is made when he demands that his pig be brought to the school. When the pig doesn't arrive in time, he sets a fire and seriously wounds a hostage (who later dies) and then becomes badly burned. Brodie takes issue with Munch's treatment of Pembleton. The paperwork gets completed and the hostage-taker is formally charged. Frank makes a decision regarding his recovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154513 +0000" stop="20260915163008 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prison Riot - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A riot breaks out at the prison, where two inmates are killed. The squad goes to the scene, but Frank must still stay behind. Bayliss, Lewis, Kellerman and Howard interview the inmates; many of them have familiar faces. Frank works on his target practice. Bayliss thinks that one inmate really wanted to tell him something, so he puts together a deal to get the information. The inmate confesses to the murder and Bayliss doesn't believe him. Another riot breaks out and the truth is finally discovered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163008 +0000" stop="20260915171555 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Medicine - S05E04</title>
    <desc>More drug-related homicides are occurring. Pembleton is still relegated to desk duty and now so is Kellerman. A federal grand jury investigation is being conducted that goes back to the time when Mike was in the arson unit. Frank is still not taking his medicine and getting ready for the range test. Brodie moves out of Munch's place and into Bayliss'. Lewis finds out that the witness to his drug homicide has been brought downtown. He goes after him and meets Stivers, a female detective in narcotics. Lewis's witness points toward Luther Mahoney as the initiator of the contract. They go to find the executor, who's been executed. Stivers pages Mahoney and he comes in for questioning, but they can't make a case that Danvers thinks will stick. Frank misses a passing grade on his test by four points.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171555 +0000" stop="20260915180149 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M.E., Myself and I - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The new Chief Medical Examiner (CME), Julianna Cox, speeds into town. An FBI agent, Pandolfi, conducts interviews with the squad about Kellerman. Frank looks for way to celebrate his anniversary with his wife. The new CME arrives on the scene of a homicide that Lewis and Bayliss are working on, they lay down their respective ground rules. Bayliss' murderer confesses to committing another crime. Kellerman is worried by the ongoing investigation and takes it out on another arson officer. Brodie offers to make chili for the Lewis family but the dinner turns into a fight for Meldrick and his wife. From a suggestion by Frank, Bayliss and Lewis get the other body exhumed and checked out. Frank and Mary celebrate their anniversary. Bayliss gains some insight into the new CME.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180149 +0000" stop="20260915184733 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Lies - S05E06</title>
    <desc>An article appears in The Baltimore Sun about Kellerman and the other members of the arson unit who are under investigation. Munch investigates the death of women whose husband returned home to find her dead, cause unknown. He suspects the husband but Cox thinks differently. Pembleton tries to help Bayliss close the Lambert case. The article puts Kellerman on edge and he goes to Roland's office where he discovers Roland is a federal witness. This incident gets him suspended until he takes a polygraph test. Brodie gets an offer to stay at Kay's place. Munch presses his witness and breaks him but Cox's evidence still says otherwise. Kellerman takes the test and while waiting for the result tells Lewis the truth. Cox visits Munch's suspect in his cell. Frank reflects on his past and the future. Kellerman passes the polygraph, but so did the federal witness; one of them beat the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184733 +0000" stop="20260915193219 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heart of a Saturday Night - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Family members of murder victims (Widmer, Rath and Silvio) are in a support group where they discuss their feelings about the loss they have each suffered. Short-handed, Gee investigates the Widmer homicide at the Waterfront Bar. Bayliss' homicide is unidentified for 48 hours before she is identified as being Rath. Lewis and Munch investigate a car jacking at Federal Hill, where the mother is the victim and the 3-year-old daughter in the car at the time is missing. Meanwhile, Howard, Kellerman and Pembleton stay behind. Frank interviews the two witnesses that Tim had in for questioning and gets a lead on a suspect. Cox joins the support group meeting late; she is still coping with the death of her father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120544 +0000" stop="20260915123039 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123039 +0000" stop="20260915125650 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loudspeaker - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year, but it turns out to be Norton who wins the award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125650 +0000" stop="20260915132300 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Stage - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132300 +0000" stop="20260915134909 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opportunity Knocks, But - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134909 +0000" stop="20260915141357 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unconventional Behavior - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Raccoon convention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141357 +0000" stop="20260915144005 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Safety Award - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144005 +0000" stop="20260915150615 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Your Own Business - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150615 +0000" stop="20260915153223 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice and the Blonde - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153223 +0000" stop="20260915155830 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bensonhurst Bomber - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155830 +0000" stop="20260915162440 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial J for Janitor - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162440 +0000" stop="20260915164938 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man's Pride - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164938 +0000" stop="20260915171548 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171548 +0000" stop="20260915174200 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Money - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174200 +0000" stop="20260915180811 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golfer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180811 +0000" stop="20260915183422 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman's Work Is Never Done - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183422 +0000" stop="20260915185932 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Life and Death - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185932 +0000" stop="20260915192540 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sleepwalker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192540 +0000" stop="20260915195148 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Living Through TV - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122051 +0000" stop="20260915124327 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spawn Hunters - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 decide to hunt down the Red Sentients' re-spawn chambers. Tezz must overcome his arrogance as Sage deals with Stanford's superstition. The combination ShockBlade debuts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124327 +0000" stop="20260915130602 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Found!...And Lost - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the team escapes into a desolate zone, they discover a Diad collecting Blue Sentient shells. But when the Diad is captured by a pursuing Kyburi, they must rescue him from the Red Sentient homeworld before the Reds learn of his mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130602 +0000" stop="20260915132838 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Freeze - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The team must locate a terraforming device which could restore Blue Sentient civilization, and the Ice Zone it's in prompts Vert to bring in a new recruit. A.J. Dalton joins the Battle Force 5! The GearSlammer and the combination RigSaw debut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132838 +0000" stop="20260915135114 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Kharamanos - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 search for a way into the Red Sentient Homeworld, only to end up on the Vandal homeworld. Tezz learns compassion and to be more of a team player, as he and Vert discover the Vandals' most important secret: their vehicles are being built by an enslaved race of super-engineers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135114 +0000" stop="20260915141349 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fusion Confusion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When a freak accident causes Sherman and Grimian to switch minds, the Battle Force 5 must rescue Sherman from the Vandals and pull himself together before Grimian relays Earth's coordinates to Krytus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141349 +0000" stop="20260915143625 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth of The Dragon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 must enlist the aid of the Order of the Flying Fists to drive the Red Sentients away from Earth. Zoom's former master is more than what he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143625 +0000" stop="20260915145900 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Throttle - S02E13</title>
    <desc>To prevent Krytus from locating Sage, Battle Force 5 enlist the aid of pro racer and Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon in order to destroy the scanner that's being used to search the Multiverse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145900 +0000" stop="20260915152136 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Cold Warrior - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 meet Rawkus, a golem responsible for maintaining the balance of the Multiverse. Can Zoom gain his trust when the Red Sentients steal his Power Core Stone?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152136 +0000" stop="20260915154412 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Zone - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Rawkus brings Vert and Zoom to the Shadow Zone to find the lost minds of the Blue Sentients. The key, however, lies within Sage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154412 +0000" stop="20260915160647 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunt for the Magmatrox - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 must find and rescue the legendary and nearly extinct Magmatrox before the Red Sentients hunt it down!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160647 +0000" stop="20260915162923 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sol Survivor - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 race against time to save Sage's mentor, Sol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162923 +0000" stop="20260915165158 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blue Tide - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Under the pretense of stopping Krytus from upgrading the Red Sark, the Battle Force 5 ally with Zemerik on a mission to an ancient Sark Factory. However, Zemerik has other plans for the factory. Meanwhile, a lightning strike permanently fuses the Buster and Tangler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165158 +0000" stop="20260915171434 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Vert is reunited with his long lost father! After catching up on their relationship, he leads the Battle Force 5 to a Red Sentient Mobi that Tors-10 was constructing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171434 +0000" stop="20260915173709 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Runners - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Vert gets trapped in the Shadow Zone with Krytus and are forced to work together to get out! If not, the entire Multiverse will be destroyed!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173709 +0000" stop="20260915175945 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blast from the Past - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 are transported 1,000,000 years back to the Sentients' distant past! Not only must they battle their way back home in an ancient gladitorial game, but they must make certain history unfolds the way it was originally supposed to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175945 +0000" stop="20260915182221 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grimian's Secret - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 learn of Grimian's alliance with Krytus! Meanwhile, Tezz's scientific curiosity gets him captured by the Vandals!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182221 +0000" stop="20260915184456 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Off Red - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Vert must work with Krytus to prevent Sage from creating a doomsday device that will end the Multiverse! But is this really the truth? The secret to the Red Sentients' Re-Spawn technology is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184456 +0000" stop="20260915190734 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Zemerik - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Pursued by the Red Sentients, Zemerik and Zug flee to the Torborian Badlands. While Krytus pursues him, the Battle Force 5 seek vital information from Zemerik's hard-drive that would mean the end of the Sark!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190734 +0000" stop="20260915193009 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When the Vandals attack the Kharamanos homeworld, the Battle Force 5 must help the Kharamanos stop the Vandals once and for all!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193009 +0000" stop="20260915195245 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unite and Strike - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The war with the Red Sentients comes to its climax, as Krytus unfreezes the Red Sentient population by releasing a beta decay wave from a destroyed Battle Zone. At the same time, the Blue Sentient shells are rediscovered as the BF5 attempt to revive the Blue Sentient race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123957 +0000" stop="20260915132340 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Stuff - S04E02</title>
    <desc>House is secretly trying to treat a fighter pilot who is a candidate for NASA's astronaut training program. Her diagnosis will be the test to choose which ones of the 40 applicants are going to take the empty spots in his team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132340 +0000" stop="20260915140735 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>97 Seconds - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The candidates are now two teams of five women and five men, competing on diagnosing and treating a wheelchair-bound man. Meanwhile House does experiments on himself to test what happens after death, and Foreman, at another hospital, is treating his team in a House-like manner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140735 +0000" stop="20260915145127 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardian Angels - S04E04</title>
    <desc>House finds that some of his own fellowship students will do whatever it takes, when they deal with a woman who believes she can talk to the dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145127 +0000" stop="20260915153522 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S04E05</title>
    <desc>House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153522 +0000" stop="20260915161919 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever It Takes - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Based on practically no information and no medical history about a mystery patient sent by the CIA, House is using some unorthodox methods to diagnose and treat him. Meanwhile the remaining candidates are questioning Foreman's judgment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161919 +0000" stop="20260915170307 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A film crew and the candidates are following around House distracting him while he is trying to diagnose a teenager who suffers from a heart attack prior to a serious plastic surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170307 +0000" stop="20260915174743 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Want to Know - S04E08</title>
    <desc>House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174743 +0000" stop="20260915183138 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Under Cuddy’s pressure to choose his team, House gives the candidates a case of a former punk rock star who is a drug user. Whoever diagnoses the patient is going to have a future as a member of House’s team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183138 +0000" stop="20260915191530 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's A Wonderful Lie - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A mother's sudden paralysis during a indoor rock-climbing incident leaves her daughter injured, and House's new team looking for a cure. Meanwhile, House organizes his new recruits' Secret Santa gift exchange... with a few twists of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191530 +0000" stop="20260915195928 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen - S04E11</title>
    <desc>House and his team have to diagnose a case at a distance when a researcher at a South Pole base is taken ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120606 +0000" stop="20260915122801 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Dreaming in San Diego - S154E08</title>
    <desc>Utah buyers with a $900,000 budget are scouring the San Diego area for a home near the beach. She thinks tackling a fixer upper would be fun, but he craves zero renovations and a maintenance-free home, even if it means forgoing an ocean view.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122801 +0000" stop="20260915124933 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honolulu House Hunt - S151E02</title>
    <desc>A single mom is hunting for her first home in Honolulu. Her top priority is a house close to the beach with enough room for her and her two children. The kids have wants of their own, including an updated kitchen with a dishwasher and a game room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124933 +0000" stop="20260915131128 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean Side Estate in Ocean Park - S161E09</title>
    <desc>A couple is hunting for a home nestled among the dunes of Ocean Park, Washington, where they can raise their daughter. They want their oceanside estate to be both move-in ready and on the beach with open space to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131128 +0000" stop="20260915133324 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finding Room in New Smyrna - S161E12</title>
    <desc>A couple hunts for a beachfront property in New Smyrna Beach, Florida, with plenty of room to entertain their friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133324 +0000" stop="20260915135519 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heading for the Hills in Colorado - S156E10</title>
    <desc>A couple's search for a home in the foothills outside of Denver is complicated by their opposing wish lists. He dreams of a log cabin in the woods that he can update, while she wants a move-in ready ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135519 +0000" stop="20260915141714 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailing Into Tampa - S151E09</title>
    <desc>A Florida couple wants to downsize their home so they can live their dream of sailing the Caribbean. He's looking for something in need of renovation, but she's worried it'll bog down their goal of setting sail.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beach vs. Pool in Virginia - S156E11</title>
    <desc>A Virginia couple with two young children hunts for a big family home near Chesapeake. She insists on at least five bedrooms and a big master closet, while he's focused on a media room. But their real conflict is deciding between buying a house near the beach or with a pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143909 +0000" stop="20260915150105 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking to Upgrade in Liberty Lake, WA - S157E03</title>
    <desc>A former pro-football player and his family are looking to upgrade to a bigger home in Liberty Lake, Washington. But since they also want killer views and to be near the lake, things might get tricky in the area's limited market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150105 +0000" stop="20260915152300 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Time in Atlanta - S155E10</title>
    <desc>After selling their home in Florida, a family is in a hurry to find something new in Atlanta. Their tight timeline is threatened, however, by disagreements on everything from budget and style to finding a garage big enough for the sports car he wants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152300 +0000" stop="20260915154455 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving to Minneapolis - S152E03</title>
    <desc>A couple is looking for a large family home in Minneapolis. He'd love a vintage fixer-upper like their previous homes, but she's ready for something brand new and move-in ready.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154455 +0000" stop="20260915160650 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A House Fit for the Mayor - S153E12</title>
    <desc>She wants a house with charm in Winterville, Georgia, but he just wants a home that's move-in ready. Since he's the mayor, they've got to live in the city, which severely limits their options.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160650 +0000" stop="20260915162845 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Back Home for the Holidays - S173E01</title>
    <desc>Olympic gold medalist Bryan and his wife, Sarah, have been raising their three children in Southern California, but neither of their families live nearby, so the holidays have always been spent away from home. With Bryan's training slowing down and an increasing desire to wake up Christmas morning in their own beds, this family is on the hunt for a house outside Seattle, where Sarah grew up. Narrowing their search to the quaint city of Issaquah, the couple hopes to find a home with enough room for their family of five. But while she wants a traditional house that's easy to maintain and ideal for hosting her first Christmas, Bryan wants something with more character on a sprawling lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162845 +0000" stop="20260915165041 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Mountain Home Hunt - S173E08</title>
    <desc>A couple with twin boys wants a vacation home in the Colorado mountain town of Breckenridge to share with their growing family. But homes in their desired downtown location are pricey and small, leaving them to decide whether to trade location for space, or squeeze their family into close quarters so they can walk to downtown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165041 +0000" stop="20260915171236 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth Time's The Charm - S155E01</title>
    <desc>A couple hopes their fourth move in the last five years will be their last. They have $600,000 to spend on a new place in Albuquerque, but must first agree between the region's characteristic adobe or midcentury modern styles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171236 +0000" stop="20260915173431 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Flying in Wichita - S154E03</title>
    <desc>Two acrobat enthusiasts bring their high-flying antics to their house hunt in Kansas. While they both want a big yard to set up their circus ring, one wants a modern house with a media room and the other is more focused on proximity to Mexican restaurants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173431 +0000" stop="20260915175626 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Form or Function in Jackson, Mississppi - S155E12</title>
    <desc>A buyer about to finish his architectural degree wants his first home in Jackson, Mississippi, to be chock-full of character. However, his practical friend is along on the hunt to remind him that function takes priority to form when looking for a house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175626 +0000" stop="20260915181821 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool or No Pool in Yorba Linda - S154E07</title>
    <desc>Buyers in Orange County, California, want their first home to be their forever home. But while she's pushing for move-in ready with a master suite retreat, he wants a house with some projects and, most importantly, a pool to soak up the California sun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181821 +0000" stop="20260915184017 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Holiday Traditions Move to a New Home - S173E03</title>
    <desc>A single woman searches for her first home in Richmond, VA, with the help of her mother and grandmother. But the ranch-style home she wants is proving hard to find in her price range, and the pressure is on for her to find a home in time to host the annual family Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184017 +0000" stop="20260915190212 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ringing in the Holidays - S173E05</title>
    <desc>A young Nashville couple with a baby on the way is hoping to celebrate their first Christmas as a family in a new home. But while he wants a ranch-style place similar to his childhood home, she thinks they should settle down in a cozy cottage. He's also insisting on a big picture window for their Christmas tree, since it'll be hiding a big surprise for her this holiday season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190212 +0000" stop="20260915192407 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One to Five in Florida - S154E10</title>
    <desc>Trying to find a cottage by the water in Fernandina Beach, Florida, is hard enough for a single guy. This buyer also needs enough space for his girlfriend and her three kids to move in. Even though he's willing to take on projects to get a good deal, he still may be in over his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192407 +0000" stop="20260915194602 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Style Skirmish in Chicago - S156E06</title>
    <desc>A Chicago couple buying their first home before they get married doesn't see eye to eye. She wants a vintage charmer, but he prefers an industrial loft.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121120 +0000" stop="20260915130546 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 64 - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Frank attempts to stop Cathy from testifying. With Hammerschmidt sniffing out the truth, the Underwoods throw someone close to them under the bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130546 +0000" stop="20260915140204 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 65 - S05E13</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a surprising announcement, everything at the White House is shaken up. A decision must be made about whether to go to war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140204 +0000" stop="20260915145400 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 66 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>As the first woman president, Claire faces increased scrutiny and threats. Sibling power couple Annette and Bill Shepherd attempt to influence policy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145400 +0000" stop="20260915154610 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 67 - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Claire clashes with the Shepherds and Mark Usher, who pressure her to sign the Future Act. Doug makes an unexpected move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154610 +0000" stop="20260915163817 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 68 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The Shepherds push Claire on a Supreme Court nomination. Doug works to find a new path for himself. Claire consults with Jane on Syria.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163817 +0000" stop="20260915173025 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 69 - S06E04</title>
    <desc>As a crisis mounts in Syria, Russian President Viktor Petrov wants to make a deal with Claire. Questions arise about Tom Yates's whereabouts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173025 +0000" stop="20260915182827 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 70 - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Claire allows her enemies to think she's incapacitated as they plot to remove her from office. Doug's investigation leads him to uncover a secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182827 +0000" stop="20260915192419 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 71 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Claire makes staff changes. The Shepherds try to recruit Doug to their side. With Mark facing intense scrutiny, Jane offers advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124524 +0000" stop="20260915134053 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Dragon and the Gold - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In Rhaenyra’s absence and with no word from Daemon at Harrenhal, Rhaenys tries to keep the peace on the Black Council as Cole mounts a campaign into the Crownlands. In King’s Landing, Aemond continues to undermine Aegon’s fragile hold on authority.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134053 +0000" stop="20260915144114 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regent - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Amid whispers of bad omens, the Greens consider how to fill a void on Aegon’s Council, Jacaerys sets out on a rogue mission to strike a deal, and Daemon enlists Lord Willem Blackwood to help persuade the Brackens to bend the knee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144114 +0000" stop="20260915154544 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smallfolk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With few options left, Rhaenyra summons a trusted knight for a risky venture and plots with Mysaria to catalyze the smallfolk. Meanwhile, Daemon’s unease grows, and Aemond takes steps to reshape the Green Council.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154544 +0000" stop="20260915164651 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Sowing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Rhaenyra looks to gain an advantage by unusual means, Daemon pressures a young liege lord to raise up his bannermen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164651 +0000" stop="20260915175310 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen Who Ever Was - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Aemond becomes more volatile, Larys plots an escape, and Alicent grows more concerned about Helaena’s safety. Flush with new power, Rhaenyra looks to press her advantage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175310 +0000" stop="20260915185847 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salt and Sea, Fire and Blood - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Driven by her faith in Alicent, Rhaenyra positions herself to take King's Landing while the Triarchy sails to take on Corlys in the Gullet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120540 +0000" stop="20260915122716 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shelter Island - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122716 +0000" stop="20260915124749 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happily Ever After - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124749 +0000" stop="20260915130924 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Father's Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130924 +0000" stop="20260915133102 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woooo! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133102 +0000" stop="20260915135225 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Naked Man - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135225 +0000" stop="20260915141331 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ted (to prove he's not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141331 +0000" stop="20260915143456 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Minnesota - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's really Canadian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143456 +0000" stop="20260915145623 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benefits - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145623 +0000" stop="20260915151759 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Days of Snow - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition. Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151759 +0000" stop="20260915153912 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Possimpible - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153912 +0000" stop="20260915160047 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stinsons - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160047 +0000" stop="20260915162219 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Bro - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162219 +0000" stop="20260915164350 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Front Porch - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164350 +0000" stop="20260915170510 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old King Clancy - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170510 +0000" stop="20260915172639 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murtaugh - S04E19</title>
    <desc>When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172639 +0000" stop="20260915174817 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mosbius Designs - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174817 +0000" stop="20260915180953 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Days Rule - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180953 +0000" stop="20260915183107 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Place Right Time - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183107 +0000" stop="20260915185245 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As Fast as She Can - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185245 +0000" stop="20260915191423 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leap - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191423 +0000" stop="20260915193529 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Definitions - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn’t want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin’s room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193529 +0000" stop="20260915195706 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120522 +0000" stop="20260915122701 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time-Delay Locks; Brownies; Pallet Dispensers; Crystal Chandeliers - S26E01</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Time-Delay Locks, Brownies, Pallet Dispensers, and Crystal Chandeliers and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122701 +0000" stop="20260915124839 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bead Wire; Mini Pepperoni; Irrigation Sprinklers; Leather Gloves - S26E02</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Bead Wire. Mini Pepperoni, Irrigation Sprinklers. and Leather Gloves and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124839 +0000" stop="20260915131018 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth-Blown Window Glass; Water Pumps; Sake; Tweezers - S26E03</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Mouth-Blown Window Glass, Water Pumps, Sake, and Tweezers and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131018 +0000" stop="20260915133157 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statue Restoration; Tripods; Polish Sausages; Welding Guns - S26E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Statue Restoration, Tripods, Polish Sausages, and Welding Guns and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133157 +0000" stop="20260915135336 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champagne; ATMs; Marine Turbochargers - S26E05</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Champagne, ATMs, and Marine Turbochargers and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135336 +0000" stop="20260915141515 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharpening Steels; Bladder Pumps; Ironing Boards; Kayak Paddles - S26E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Sharpening Steels, Bladder Pumps, Ironing Boards, and Kayak Paddles and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141515 +0000" stop="20260915143654 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champagne Hoods &amp; Foils; Pneumatic Delivery Systems; Espresso Machines; Pizza Ovens - S26E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Champagne Hoods &amp; Foils, Pneumatic Delivery Systems, Espresso Machines, and Pizza Ovens and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143654 +0000" stop="20260915145832 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stile and Rail Doors; Steam Cleaners; Hand-Held Pizzas; Power Brushes - S26E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Stile and Rail Doors, Steam Cleaners, Hand-Held Pizzas, and Power Brushes and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145832 +0000" stop="20260915152011 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Industrial Casters; Wedding Cakes; Terahertz Spectrometers; Racing Catamarans - S26E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Industrial Casters, Wedding Cakes, Terahertz Spectrometers, and Racing Catamarans and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152011 +0000" stop="20260915154150 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ceramic Grills; Pneumatic Punching Machines; Water Jet Fountains; Hollow Wooden Surfboards - S26E10</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Ceramic Grills, Pneumatic Punching Machines, Water Jet Fountains, and Hollow Wooden Surfboards and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154150 +0000" stop="20260915160329 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vibrating Mining Screens; Whoopie Pies; Wood Utility Poles; Roller Conveyors - S26E11</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Vibrating Mining Screens, Whoopie Pies, Wood Utility Poles, and Roller Conveyors and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160329 +0000" stop="20260915162508 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exercise Bikes; Cornish Pasties; Pasta Makers; Slate Products - S26E12</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Exercise Bikes, Cornish Pasties, Pasta Makers, and Slate Products and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162508 +0000" stop="20260915164647 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Channel Signs; Wetsuits; Aluminium Aircraft - S26E13</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Channel Signs, Wetsuits, and Aluminium Aircraft and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164647 +0000" stop="20260915170826 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CNC Assembly Machines; Lemon Tarts; Miniature War Figures - S27E01</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for CNC Assembly Machines, Lemon Tarts, and Miniature War Figures and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170826 +0000" stop="20260915173005 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chemical Tank Pressure Vents; Candy Wafers; Food Trucks; Traditional Ropes - S27E02</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Chemical Tank Pressure Vents, Candy Wafers, Food Trucks, and Traditional Ropes and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Graphene; World's Smallest Car; Force Testers; Composite Cans - S27E03</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Graphene, World's Smallest Car, Force Testers, and Composite Cans and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175144 +0000" stop="20260915181322 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LED Tubes; Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars; Robotic Medication Dispensers - S27E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for LED Tubes, Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars, and Robotic Medication Dispensers and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181322 +0000" stop="20260915183501 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Commercial Drones; Aquarium Fish; Runway Cleaners; Shuttlecocks - S27E05</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Commercial Drones, Aquarium Fish, Runway Cleaners, and Shuttlecocks and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183501 +0000" stop="20260915185640 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wooden Matches; Tillage Machines; Telescopic Gangways; Mabe Pearls - S27E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Wooden Matches, Tillage Machines, Telescopic Gangways, and Mabe Pearls and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185640 +0000" stop="20260915191819 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mosquito Coils; Solar-Assist Tricycles; Palm Oil; Fiberglass Chopper Guns - S27E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Mosquito Coils, Solar-Assist Tricycles, Palm Oil, and Fiberglass Chopper Guns and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191819 +0000" stop="20260915193958 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wood Toys; Retro Toasters; Laboratory Furnaces; Aerogel - S27E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Wood Toys, Retro Toasters, Laboratory Furnaces, and Aerogel and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121618 +0000" stop="20260915123748 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Audi R8 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Audi R8. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123748 +0000" stop="20260915125915 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rolls-Royce Phantom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125915 +0000" stop="20260915132045 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maserati Quattroporte - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Maserati Quattroporte. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132045 +0000" stop="20260915134218 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiesmann MF5 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Weismann MF5. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134218 +0000" stop="20260915140347 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lamborghini Aventador - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Lamborghini Aventador. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140347 +0000" stop="20260915142517 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaguar F-Type - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Jaguar F-Type. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142517 +0000" stop="20260915144647 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bentley Continental GT Speed - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bentley Continental GT Speed. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144647 +0000" stop="20260915150747 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugatti Veyron - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bugatti Veyron. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150747 +0000" stop="20260915152847 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pagani Huayra - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Pagani Huayra. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152847 +0000" stop="20260915154947 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfa Romeo 4C - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Alfa Romeo 4C. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154947 +0000" stop="20260915161047 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caterham Seven - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Carterham Seven. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161047 +0000" stop="20260915163147 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morgan 3 Wheeler - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Morgan 3-Wheeler. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163147 +0000" stop="20260915165247 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ginetta G40 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Ginetta G40. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165247 +0000" stop="20260915171345 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucra LC470 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Lucra LC470. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171345 +0000" stop="20260915173445 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chevrolet Corvette Stingray - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173445 +0000" stop="20260915175530 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>KTM X-Bow - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a KTM X-Bow. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175530 +0000" stop="20260915181631 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tesla Model S - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Tesla Model S. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181631 +0000" stop="20260915183731 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superformance MKIII - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Superformance MKIII. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183731 +0000" stop="20260915185831 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koenigsegg One:1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Koenigsegg One:1. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185831 +0000" stop="20260915191959 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superformance GT40 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Superformance GT40. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191959 +0000" stop="20260915194129 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porsche 918 Spyder - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Porsche 918 Spyder. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123126 +0000" stop="20260915131436 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Galaxies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Galaxies, home to stars, planets and us, come in all shapes and sizes. Witnesses the evolution of galaxies; from clouds of cold gas floating in the voids of space 13 billion years ago, to the magnificent spirals that fill our night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131436 +0000" stop="20260915135747 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stars - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The story of how stars were made by the Universe and how Stars then went on to engineer everything else in that very universe. They changed the Universe by spawning further generations of stars, then planets and eventually the building blocks of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135747 +0000" stop="20260915144057 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supernovas - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stars are not eternal; they are dying in unimaginably large explosions called supernovas. Second only to the Big Bang, these explosions are where creation and destruction meet. Only now have we begun to understand how these wonders in our sky work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144057 +0000" stop="20260915152407 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planets - S01E06</title>
    <desc>There are just eight planets in our solar system, but there could be a hundred billion planets in our Milky Way galaxy alone. This show follows the journey of planets as they grow from grains of dust to the magnificently diverse worlds we see today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152407 +0000" stop="20260915160717 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solar Systems - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Is our solar system unique? Since the first discovery of a planet orbiting another star, some 280 alien solar systems have been identified. It's only by looking at solar systems far beyond our own, that we can understand how remarkable our universe is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160717 +0000" stop="20260915165027 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moons - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Moons come in every possible shape and size. Home to incredible natural phenomena like gigantic geysers and colossal volcanoes, moons also offer perhaps the best chance of finding alien life in the Universe - and they probably exist in the billions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165027 +0000" stop="20260915173330 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Volcanoes: The Furnaces of Life - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Scientists are discovering volcanoes on worlds we once thought dead. From our nearest planetary neighbour to tiny moons billions of miles away, today we are discovering volcanoes on alien worlds. Are these worlds where, tomorrow, we might find life?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173330 +0000" stop="20260915181632 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winds of Creation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Destructive weather forces are symptoms of Earth's creative energy. In our quest to discover if we are alone in the universe, we shouldn't just look for worlds, we should look for weather;  find that megastorm, and maybe we will find alien life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181632 +0000" stop="20260915185933 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planets from Hell - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Over the last twenty years we have discovered an extraordinary zoo of planetary nightmares outside our own solar system, all of them truly wild worlds, a collection of monsters. Now we must face the question: Is every planet out there a planet from hell?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185933 +0000" stop="20260915194226 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Megaflares: Cosmic Firestorms - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Universe is a magnetic minefield. Spinning star systems crackle and explode, magnetic monsters rip worlds apart, star-quakes shoot beams of devastating energy, and galactic flamethrowers fire gamma-rays half way across the Universe. Will we find Earth in the firing line?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121726 +0000" stop="20260915125845 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kissing the Machine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Hunters attempt to "reprogram" a captive Regan. While the ETU work to locate their missing agent, they deal with the possibility that there could be a mole in their ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125845 +0000" stop="20260915134015 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More I See You - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Regan reunites with a long-lost family member, Flynn self-destructs and Abby makes a bold move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134015 +0000" stop="20260915142317 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Promise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Abby's loyalty is tested, Flynn hits rock bottom and Regan must bargain one of the family member's fate for another's freedom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142317 +0000" stop="20260915150604 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our System - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Flynn's past become dangerously present while Emme's investigation into Abby puts her own life at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150604 +0000" stop="20260915154737 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Telegraph - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The ETU sets up an elaborate plan to halt The Purge, but how far will Regan and Flynn go to spare innocent lives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154737 +0000" stop="20260915162854 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretending to See the Future - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fugitives Flynn and Regan make a dangerous play as help for the ETU comes from the unlikeliest of sources.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162854 +0000" stop="20260915171016 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Holy Ground - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It's the day of The Purge and the fate of the human race lies in the ETU's hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171016 +0000" stop="20260915175249 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning and the End - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A troubled Baltimore FBI agent becomes involved with a secret government unit assembled to hunt a group of ruthless terrorists, who may or may not be from this world, and who may or may not be involved in his wife's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175249 +0000" stop="20260915183549 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messages - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Flynn and the ETU investigate violent attacks on U.S. soil, and discover the Hunters are working with human collaborators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183549 +0000" stop="20260915192530 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid of Orleans - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a succumbing to a particularly nasty Hunter urge, young Regan learns the truth about what she is from her father ... and his knife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125010 +0000" stop="20260915134223 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hustlers News of the Day - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After a completely false exposé in a newspaper, one of Stacie's friends attempts suicide out of shame the article caused. To help right this wrong, the Hustle crew decide to take down the men responsible - the editor Frances Owen and reporter Tim Millen.
The con? To convince these two muck-rakers that they have the biggest Royal scoop ever and that they'll be making headlines. Of course if Mickey and the gang have their way, their headlines will be a little different than the way they intended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134223 +0000" stop="20260915143438 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law And Corruption - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Hustle crew find themselves under the thumb of DCI York, an unconventional cop set on catching "The Ghost" - the  legendary thief Adam Rice.
DCI York blackmails the gang into helping him, so they make contact with Rice and talk their way into his latest scam. While stealing from a country-house, they try to arrange for Rice to get caught red-handed. Can the Hustle gang escape this dodgy copper, or will York nick them all?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143438 +0000" stop="20260915152652 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest, One Flew In - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Hustle crew are back, but they are short a man - Michael Stone. Mickey is in Australia to pull off a major con, and Danny uses the opportunity to prove to everyone that he's capable of being the new boss. Of course Danny's never been shy about taking on a challenge, and for his first time as leader, Danny and the gang are off to Los Angeles. The con? To sell the Hollywood sign to a Texan...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152652 +0000" stop="20260915161820 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signing Up to Wealth - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Back on their home turf, the gang set about getting back to business as usual - playing the long con. Porn czar Dickie Brennan has his sights set on owning a prize-winning horse, and his ruthless ways make him confident that he'll get what he wants. Of course, the Hustle crew are more than willing to lend a hand, even though they know nothing about horses. Meanwhile, Danny is focused on finding a new grifter to complete the team and begins interviews - they just need to be female, and "well fit"! Billy Bond isn't giving up on getting noticed and will stop at nothing to join the gang even though Danny has his heart set on a pretty lady member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161820 +0000" stop="20260915170954 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Even - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie is getting the squeeze and it's up to the Hustle gang to set things straight. Although not an official grifter, Eddie is more than a bartender, he's a member of the crew. So when his father is held ransom by the owner of his nursing home, it's personal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170954 +0000" stop="20260915180214 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Designer's Paradise - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Billy finally gets his shot to play the inside man with Danny. Using "The Emperor's New Clothes" as inspiration, the crew are looking to con Clarissa Bartwell, an immoral "fashionista". While exploiting Clarissa's passion for fashion, Billy runs into trouble with someone from his past. Unless Billy can hand over 20,000 pounds, this certain someone threatens to blow their cover. Can Billy keep this threat away long enough to complete the con, or is his first long con going to be his last?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180214 +0000" stop="20260915185433 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conning the Artists - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie's bar is the Hustle crew's hangout and the place to go when celebrating the success of a recent con. Unfortunately, their most recent celebration comes to a grinding halt when they are taken hostage. A man claiming that the gang dishonoured his family has come to seek revenge, and this time it's not about money - it's personal. Can the grifters negotiate their way out, or have they gone too far and must pay the ultimate sacrifice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185433 +0000" stop="20260915194415 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Daddy Calling - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's back to the US for the crew as they seek some revenge of their own. Mafia boss Johnny Maranzano has beaten up Albert, and to settle things, the gang decides to pick the apple of Johnny's eye - the Big Daddy fruit machine and its 5 million dollar jackpot! Las Vegas may be grifter heaven, but it's going to take a miracle to devise a con to steal from a casino that never closes and is under 24/7 security. The stakes are high, because it's not about not getting caught, it's about not getting killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120707 +0000" stop="20260915124938 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Send a Bomb in the Mail - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Albert Paul ends up being arrested for murder and spends the next twenty years pulling off daring prison breaks only to get captured following every attempt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124938 +0000" stop="20260915133210 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Escape with a Battleaxe - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Whilst serving a 60-year sentence for a crime he says he didn't commit, Russell Kerr plots with a fellow inmate an elaborate escape plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133210 +0000" stop="20260915141436 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Get Home to Mother - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Having been given a long sentence for robbery, Robert Nielsen escapes prison and lives under the radar with his family, but they are unable to hide the young fugitive from the challenges of being on the run.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141436 +0000" stop="20260915145708 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Get Out of Debt - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Deeply in debt after suffering a serious injury, Jaime Jones dons a disguise and robs banks to pay off his debts and take care of his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145708 +0000" stop="20260915153940 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Crawl My Way to Freedom - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Facing a long prison sentence, Darryl Norris pulls off a brilliant escape through the ceiling of his cell and plans to flee the country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153940 +0000" stop="20260915162212 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Be Part of the Pittsburgh Six - S08E09</title>
    <desc>After Andrew Heim's prison buddy finds a way to tunnel out of the prison, he escapes along with five other inmates, and they are dubbed The Pittsburgh Six.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162212 +0000" stop="20260915170444 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Hit Homes on Halloween - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Desperate for their next high, Michael Kidd, Kevin Crandall and Marcus Thompson break into upscale homes on Halloween night in search of money, then their crime spree ends in a terrifying hostage situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170444 +0000" stop="20260915174818 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Family Coming After Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Eric Quesada and Michael Newhouse grew up as best friends, until high school gang life separated them. After a confrontation in a mall, Quesada made threats and one night did a drive by, killing Newhouse. Quesada went on the run to Mexico, using family connections to stay on the move. Eric had a close call, when a tipster called the Marshals at gave up his location. Quesada was caught with the joined forces of Mexican and US officials. He spent 2 years fighting extradition before he was sent back to the US and sentenced to 99 years.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Got Remarried - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During the heat of an argument, Michael McGuffey shot his wife in the head. With help from his mother, he flees to Mexico. The FBI is able to find Michael by tracing his bank records.</desc>
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    <title>Got 9th Place - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Randall Zandstra hid at his ex-wife's with a gun, waiting for a shot at her new boyfriend. He got one, but he also got 12 years in prison. Due to a technicality, a retrial was called. Zandstra fled. He ran to Vegas, winning big in tournaments. He also ran mail scams, but he got caught. With a stream of fraud trials Zandstra is transferred to multiple states but along the way he escapes. US Marshals tracked Zandstra down, where he makes a last attempt for freedom, crawling from the car-wreck with a broken leg, hand and back. He is now in a New Jersey prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191402 +0000" stop="20260915195639 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Dumped - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The main suspect in the murder of a pregnant ex-girlfriend, and wanted for the shooting of a current one, Michael Alfonso is a jealous boyfriend who time and again turns to violence. It is Alfonso's criminal lifestyle that gets him caught.</desc>
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    <title>Old King Log - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Claudius remarries and makes his new step-son Nero his heir. His attempts to restore the Republic fail, but his scandalous written history survives.</desc>
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    <title>A Touch of Murder - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Augustus Caesar is at the height of his power. He favors Marcellus but his wife Livia schemes to have her son Tiberius succeed him. Grandson Claudius, narrator and future Emperor and historian, is born.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143740 +0000" stop="20260915152749 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waiting in the Wings - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Livia enlists Claudius' sister Lucilla to discredit Postumus. Now a young adult, Claudius is advised to play up his foolish appearance to protect himself.</desc>
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    <title>What Shall We Do About Claudius? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Claudius' brother Germanicus returns to Rome a war hero. But he, tipped off by an exiled Postumus, tells an unsuspecting Augustus of the schemes against him. Augustus attempts to restore Postumus and protect himself from Livia's designs, and finds in Claudius an unexpected confidante.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161934 +0000" stop="20260915171040 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poison Is Queen - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tiberius, aided by Sejanus and Germanicus, becomes Emperor. However, Germanicus dies under mysterious circumstances with Tiberius ally Piso accused of the crime. Claudius' young nephew Caligula already causes concern.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171040 +0000" stop="20260915180229 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Justice - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tiberius, aided by Sejanus, is proving to be a harsh ruler with only Germanicus able to keep him under control. However, whilst he is in Syria Germannicus is mysteriously poisoned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180229 +0000" stop="20260915185438 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Heaven - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Tiberius's chief advisor, Sejanus rules Rome with an iron hand, moving himself toward the throne. Meanwhile, an aged Livia asks to meet with Claudius.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185438 +0000" stop="20260915194552 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Terror - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Livilla's passion for Sejanus brings his Reign of Terror to a horrific climax.</desc>
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    <title>Lucy's Club Dance - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League forms a quintet (with Lucy on sax) as a fundraiser. It's no way to raise money (Ethel likens Lucy's sound to a "moose with a head cold"). Maybe bandleader Ricky can whip them into shape--but first, Lucy has some persuading to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123246 +0000" stop="20260915125852 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Wig - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Lucy plays a black-wigged temptress to test Ricky's fidelity. The result makes makes her see red so she schemes to get even. But she won't divorce him. Ethel agrees: "Yeah, stay married to him," she says. "That'll teach him."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125852 +0000" stop="20260915132522 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diner - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Ricardos and the Mertzes buy a diner, name it "A Little Bit of Cuba" and go to work. Well, the Mertzes go to work; the Ricardos "greet." Not surprisingly, relations are soon strained. Can a food fight be far behind?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132522 +0000" stop="20260915135124 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tennessee Ernie Visits - S03E28</title>
    <desc>The corn starts popping when Tennessee Ernie Ford comes to visit in Part 1 of a two-part episode. He's Lucy's "Cousin" Ernest, an earnest young man from Bent Fork, Tenn., who knows nothing of city ways and is inadvertently infuriating. He's got to go but he's so sweet that they can't just throw him out. What to do? Lucy will pose as a wicked city woman, and "vamp" him out of town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135124 +0000" stop="20260915141723 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tennessee Ernie Hangs On - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Lucy gets sick of an extensive visit by Tennessee Ernie, who claims he is her cousin. She tries to get rid of the likable character by pleading poverty. The scheme backfires when Tennessee Ernie promotes a benefit hoedown to assist Lucy and Ricky. Look for "Ernie Ford and His Four Hot Chicken Pickers" in this episode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141723 +0000" stop="20260915144328 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golf Game - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Championship golfer Jimmy Demaret visits the Ricardos when Lucy and Ethel arrive at a bizarre scheme for combating their "golf widowship." The girls install a basketball court in the Ricardo living room and pretend to be as deeply absorbed in the game as their husbands are in the fairways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144328 +0000" stop="20260915150930 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sublease - S03E31</title>
    <desc>The Ricardos are off to Maine for the summer, so they decide to sublet their apartment. Their landlords, the Mertzes, don't like the idea, and like the potential tenants even less. Nor are they wild about their new roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150930 +0000" stop="20260915153529 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Business Manager - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ricky hires a business manager, and Lucy finds him tighter with money than Ricky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153529 +0000" stop="20260915160123 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mertz and Kurtz - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Fred's globetrotting old vaudeville partner, Barney Kurtz,  shows up, so Fred says he's a real-estate tycoon (with a red-headed maid to prove it). Actually, Barney's a cook in the Bronx, but his grandson is coming for a visit, so it's on with the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160123 +0000" stop="20260915162722 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Cries Wolf - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Lucy cries wolf once too often when she decides to see whether Ricky would come to her aid in an emergency. He assures her that he'd rush home from the club "between the 'baba' and the 'lu' " if she were in danger, but that's not enough reassurance for her, and soon she's in a precarious position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162722 +0000" stop="20260915165323 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Matchmaker - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Lucy wants to nudge a shy couple to the altar. Lucy's idea: show them how wonderful her and Ricky's marriage is. Her plan: invite them to a quiet at-home dinner. A quiet dinner at the Ricardos'? Who ever heard of such a thing?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165323 +0000" stop="20260915171921 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. and Mrs. TV Show - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ricky is initially reluctant to host a new TV show when he learns that the sponsor prefers a husband-and-wife format. Nonetheless, he agrees to do the show. But when Lucy learns that he hadn't wanted her in the show at all, she decides to get even by sabotaging the "Breakfast with Lucy and Ricky" dress rehearsal. What Lucy doesn't know is that the so-called rehearsal is actually being broadcast to the entire city of New York in an effort to achieve an unrehearsed, spontaneous look.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171921 +0000" stop="20260915174539 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Movie Offer - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood talent scout is coming over to the apartment to audition Ricky for a movie role. But Ricky won't be the only one looking to attract the scout's attention. (Who's that gal in the Marilyn Monroe getup?).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174539 +0000" stop="20260915181110 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Screen Test - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The term "helpmate" takes on a new meaning when Lucy appears on a Hollywood movie lot. The cameras roll for Ricky's screen test -- but when the big moment arrives, Lucy takes the cue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181110 +0000" stop="20260915183712 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy's Mother-in-Law - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Ricky's mother comes to visit, and poor Lucy can't speak Spanish. So she finds a Spanish-speaking mindreader and it works like a charm — as long as he's around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183712 +0000" stop="20260915190158 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ethel's Birthday - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Despite Ricky's qualms, Lucy decides to help Fred pick out a birthday present for Ethel. The present turns out to be toreador pants, which Ethel decides are not only unflattering but "unfitting." Relations between the two women become strained almost to the shattering point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190158 +0000" stop="20260915192709 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Contract - S04E10</title>
    <desc>As Ricky paces the floor awaiting word from Hollywood about his screen test, Lucy enlists the Mertzes to distract him. The drastic steps taken by the trio to alleviate Ricky's tension boomerang into a king-sized headache for them all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192709 +0000" stop="20260915195309 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Ready - S04E11</title>
    <desc>California, here they come: Lucy and movie-star-to-be Ricky, plus Fred and Ethel, who are tagging along. Their mode of transport: a used Cadillac that Fred bought. And used it is — it's 25 years old and California's a long way away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121453 +0000" stop="20260915123752 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iFence - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Freddie's in need of some guy time, so he tags along with Spencer to go fencing. Freddie's a natural, but things get complicated when Spencer gets him involved in a match with the amazing Doug Toder. Meanwhile, Carly has to plan a dinner for her weird relatives, the Dorfmans, and with Spencer busy fencing, she might not get much help. Sam reveals that she has never read a real book, and a bet begins between her and Freddie: can Sam finish a book?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123752 +0000" stop="20260915130052 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iCarly Saves TV - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A television programming director realizes that iCarly is funnier than anything his network currently has available for the upcoming fall lineup. Unfortunatley, upon acquiring the show, the network takes it further and further away from Carly's original vision, and exploits and torments Freddie more than Sam and his mother combined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130052 +0000" stop="20260915132356 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iWin a Date - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Carly tries to get her web show viewers to take a boy in her school on a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132356 +0000" stop="20260915134659 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iHave a Lovesick Teacher - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lauren Ackerman, Carly's history teacher has become an emotional wreck after her boyfriend dumps her, and she takes her heartache out on everybody in class, including Carly. When Spencer discovers her agony during what passes for a parent-teacher conference, he decides to be her new knight in shining armor and fills the hole in her heart. Though things go smoothly for Spencer, Miss Ackerman, and her class at first, soon Spencer, Carly, Sam, and Freddie find that it's going to take a lot more than just a little loving to keep the teacher happy, and her class safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134659 +0000" stop="20260915140958 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iSaw Him First - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the second-season opener, Carly and Sam both develop a crush on Freddie's "nerd" pal, Shane. When they cannot decide who should date him, they decide to go by the first one to kiss him. They constantly try to kiss him, and always become unseccessful. Meanwhile, Spencer hires a repairman to fix the elevator, but the repairman proves to be no help at all, just a dancer. Because of the broken elevator, Shane accidentally falls from the iCarly studio to the basement when he finds out that Sam and Carly are competing for him. When the gang visits him at the hospital Carly kisses him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140958 +0000" stop="20260915143331 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iStage an Intervention - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds a Pak-Rat video game cabinet in a junkyard and becomes addicted to it, whilst procrastinating on a commissioned Labradoodle sculpture. To curb his addiction, Carly brings Sasha Striker, the top Pak-Rat player in the world, to compete against Spencer to defend her title as the world champion of Pak-Rat. Meanwhile, Freddie experiences a streak of "bad luck" after deleting and not forwarding a chain email, passing it off as a superstition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143331 +0000" stop="20260915145703 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iOwe You - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sam owes Carly and Freddie $526, so she gets a job to earn the money, and pay them back. Carly, Sam, and Freddie make a broadcast on iCarly to all their fans to donate money to Sam. However, they find out its illegal to solicit money over the internet. Meanwhile Spencer tries to impress an attractive single mom by helping her daughter sell fudge balls, an equivalent to Girl Scout cookies, but two scouts stole Spencer's place at the market. Spencer comes up with the idea to send every iCarly fan who sent them money to send them fudge balls. Carly and Freddie then hire someone to give the money they earned to Sam in a tip. At the end, everyone enjoys what Sam got with her money except Spencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145703 +0000" stop="20260915152037 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iHurt Lewbert - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lewbert, Carly's doorman, is injured during an exploding muffin basket prank. Spencer suggests that Carly, Sam, and Freddie help him until he's back on his feet, but it is more easily said than done. When Freddie's mother takes over, she makes it look easy, but leaves the group extremely concerned. Freddie's mother and Lewbert fall in love. Meanwhile, while using a CB radio, Spencer upsets two truckers nicknamed Porkchop and Sledgehammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152037 +0000" stop="20260915154405 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGo To Japan: Part 1 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Spencer travel to Japan after the show is nominated for a prestigious iWeb award. However, the residents of Japan sabotage the gang and its up to Carly to stop them. They were asked to be kidnapped by the competing web show cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154405 +0000" stop="20260915160747 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGo To Japan: Part 2 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The group lands in a deserted area of Tokyo, where they are found by a Japanese policeman who brings them safely to their hotel. They are visited by Kyoko and Yûki, the stars of a competing webshow. The pair give Spencer and Marissa free passes to a Nakamura Spa where their cousins work and take Carly, Sam and Freddie shopping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160747 +0000" stop="20260915163115 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGo To Japan: Part 3 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After discovering Kyoko and Yûki's sabotage attempt, Marissa locates the lost iCarly gang. The group reunites and gets to the iWeb Awards, but are apprehended when the guards do not understand English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163115 +0000" stop="20260915165448 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iPie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the group's favorite pie shop closes down due to the death of the head chef, they go out to find the recipe for their favorite pie. The only person believed to have the recipe is the chef's granddaughter. She agrees to give them the recipe if she can go on a date with Spencer. She takes it a bit too far, and confesses that she never owned the recipe. Carly, Sam and Freddie hatch a plan to find the recipe. Meanwhile, Mrs. Benson's cousin's baby visits for a few days, making Freddie uneasy about it because his cousin always has a blank expression when she sees Freddie. Freddie tries finding a way to succeed in making his cousin laugh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165448 +0000" stop="20260915171821 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iChristmas - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Spencer makes an electromagnetic Christmas tree, the tree bursts into flames, which makes Carly furious at him because the fire mauled the presents Carly got for Spencer. Carly then wishes that Spencer was born normal. Carly's guardian angel, Mitch, makes this wish come true, surprising Carly. The next day, at school, Sam is absent, Freddie was never friends with Carly, and to make things worse -- Nevel Papperman is Carly's boyfriend. Carly questions Mitch about Sam's disappearance, and Carly is taken to the Juvenile Detention Center, where Sam is being held. Carly finds out that Sam was never her friend, either. Carly returns home and then is told that Mrs. Benson and Spencer are now engaged, making Carly angry at what the world has become. Carly then walks up the stairs and finds out that, because Sam and Freddie were never her friends, iCarly never existed, either. Carly begins to sob, realizing how much the world would change if Spencer was born normal. Mitch turns the world back, making Spencer born abnormal. Carly is now happy with the electromagnetic Christmas tree, and Carly, Sam, Freddie and Spencer have a good Christmas together in the end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171821 +0000" stop="20260915174202 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iKiss - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In retaliation for putting a dead fish in his locker, Freddie handcuffs Sam to Gibby. Later, Sam overhears Freddie make a confession to Carly that he has never had his first "real" kiss, implying that his former girlfriend Valerie, kissed him for half a second at school with a bunch of other kids hanging around. To get back at Freddie, Sam exposes his secret on iCarly. Freddie is then mocked at school about this, and starts not going to school, talking to anyone, or going to iCarly rehearsals. Carly makes Sam feel guilty about this, so a regretful Sam exposes the same secret about herself in their webshow. She goes and apologizes to Freddie. After she apologizes, both of them feel dumb about not kissing anyone, so they kiss each other and promise not to tell anyone about it, not even Carly. Meanwhile, Spencer trains to be a famous Seattle Cobras football player, but he is able to trick out his traiors Carly and Gibby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174202 +0000" stop="20260915180523 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGive Away A Car - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam and Freddie are hired by a car saleman's son to host a contest for a free new car to raise publicity for their lot. The winner, shockingly, is Nevel Papperman. When Freddie and Sam go to retrieve the car for him, the two find out that the owner doesn't have a son and the car did not exist. Carly, being disappointed with the news, starts to question Nevel on how he won the contest. The three find out that Nevel was the one who created the contest and the car, hiring some kid to pretend that he was the lot owner's son to set them up. But iCarly must still provide him with a car. Meanwhile, Spencer buys a prop from a movie online, but finds out that he was simply fooled by a replica, and Carly decides to exploit a loophole, saying that a "Car" is any vehicle that can go over 25 miles per hour for at least three seconds. Using that they give the prop to Nevel as his new car, to keep iCarly from getting shut down by the LCC for fraud. Nevel then tests drives the car, and crashes into a flower shop, and iCarly succeeds in prevention of getting their website shut down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180523 +0000" stop="20260915182840 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iRocked The Vote - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When iCarly convinces their viewers to vote for David Archuleta on a show entitled America Sings, they cause an up turn in his votes, that causes him to win. Carly, Sam, and Freddie then fell guilty for his opponent, Wade Collins, who claims that he only wanted to win so he could pay to get medicine for his sick mom. To make it up to him, they try to help him out by creating a music video with the singer, to help get him a recording contract, but soon find out that he is a total jerk and con artist. Meanwhile, Sam teaches Spencer to lie when he gets a letter that claims he has a movie that is 10 years overdue. After making Wade his video the icarly team decides to get back at Wade when they find that his mother wasn't even sick. They give Wade the video and have David Archuleta on the show, during which they release a recorded video of Wade's cruel behavior; like spiting on the floor, yelling at Gibby, calling everyone "hob-knockers" and finally yelling "I hate America", they then release the location of his hotel and door number, so any one who wants to "give Wade a …..piece of their mind" can. Meanwhile Spencer fails to lie to the cashier at the movie rental place, but his honesty is enough to convince her to erase the debt from the computer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182840 +0000" stop="20260915185219 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iMeet Fred - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Freddie offends an international internet sensation, Fred, he gets crushed and says to all of his fans that he will not make any more Fred videos. Carly, Sam, and Freddie soon start losing friends and acquaintances that are fans of Fred, and everybody in Ridgeway Jr High hates the iCarly group and Freddie is banned from all clubs. Then meet Lucas, Fred's creator and portrayer, in his home in Idaho for Freddie to forgive him about the Fred videos comment. Lucas later apologizes because he wasn't really mad, it was so Fred and iCarly had more ratings. At the end they apologize live in the iCarly webshow and presented a new Fred video with Carly, Sam, Feddie and Spencer guest starring as themselves with high-pitched voices like Fred. Meanwhile Spencer puts a Magic Eight Ball-like toy (called a "Magic Meatball") in control of his life, with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185219 +0000" stop="20260915191557 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iLook Alike - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam &amp; Freddie are thrilled when they are invited to a mixed martial arts fight to do an iCarly bit filmed backstage, though Spencer refuses to let them go (though not before doing a segment where they present look-alikes of themselves). Upset, they decide to sneak out and leave Spencer with their look-alikes. All goes well until Freddie's software malfunctions, causing Spencer to catch them. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a large version of newton balls with bowling balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191557 +0000" stop="20260915193935 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iWant My Website Back - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer gets a new credit card after canceling his old one, causing Carly, Sam, and Freddie to lose control of the iCarly.com domain. Luckily, Mandy (who appeared in "iAm Your Biggest Fan") returns to buy their website back for them, but she gets tricked into giving it to Nevel. Spencer disguises as an old woman to trick Nevel into signing the URL transfer document during a book signing, but is chased out by security after Nevel recognized him. Later, Nevel demands a kiss from Carly in return to claim the transfer document. Carly confronts Nevel, and Nevel signs the document. However Carly escapes with the signed document without having to kiss Nevel and succeeds in reclaiming their website.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124105 +0000" stop="20260915132438 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tag along with Karl Pilkington as he takes up temporary residence in Rio de Janeiro. On his way to Christ the Redeemer, he experiences a back wax and Brazil's famous beaches.</desc>
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    <title>Peru - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Reluctant explorer Karl Pilkington visits Peru, where he is unhappy with the Amazon jungle's toilet arrangements, and fails to impress a local tribe with his hunting skills. Arming himself with oxygen, the Mancunian then sets off on a high-altitude, eight-hour trek to witness Machu Picchu, the fortress city of the ancient Incas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140843 +0000" stop="20260915145239 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karl Comes Home: The Debrief - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Reluctant globetrotter Karl Pilkington is reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his journeys to the seven wonders of the modern world, considering whether travel has truly broadened his mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145239 +0000" stop="20260915153659 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desert Island - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Karl makes his way through the 'Bucket List' that has been created. First up he ends up spending a a night on a private island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153659 +0000" stop="20260915162124 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trans-Siberian Express - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Karl takes a trip on the Trans-Siberian Express. He is expecting luxury, but Ricky and Steve have other ideas for the trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162124 +0000" stop="20260915170527 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin Swim - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Karl gets the chance to swim with some dolphins but with Ricky and Steve as the holiday planners there are a few surprises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170527 +0000" stop="20260915174858 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale Watching - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Karl isn’t really prepared for the arctic conditions in Alaska. Ricky and Steve have also planned some dog sledding, a meeting with Innuits and a visit to the North Pole. When Karl finally gets to catch his whale watching cruise, he learns that Ricky and Steve have stuck him on a deep sea fishing trawler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174858 +0000" stop="20260915183318 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet a Gorilla - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Karl heads of to Africa to go meet a Gorilla. Before he travels to Uganda, Karl agreed to start in South Africa as he’s been there on holiday he heard it was alright. Ricky and Steve want Karl to have an authentic African experience so they arrange some time in a slum with a family and helping a charity rebuild a shelter. Karl visits Jessica the Hippo who lives with a family and Ricky sends him to join a Rhino conservation project before heading off traveling through the impenetrable forest in Uganda before coming ‘face to face’ with a Gorilla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183318 +0000" stop="20260915191655 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Route 66 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Karl wants to drive along the legendary Route 66 in the USA in an open top Cadillac but Ricky and Steve have other ideas. Along the way they want him join a high school choir, hang out with New Age therapists, meet the Amish before ending his journey by Wingwalking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122446 +0000" stop="20260915125336 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Towering Alan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125336 +0000" stop="20260915132238 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talented Mr. Alan - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan's back and life is on the upswing: he's got the third-best slot on Radio Norwich, a girlfriend and a Lexus. While at the garage, Alan meets a former teacher, who is persuaded to let Alan give a talk at school about how he has "bounced back".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132238 +0000" stop="20260915135122 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colour of Alan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alan is asked to present a sales conference for Dante's fireplaces of Reading, while Michael stays at the unfinished house after someone steals his front door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135122 +0000" stop="20260915142027 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravealan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage, Dan, with whom he shares much in common. Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful to try some of her practical jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142027 +0000" stop="20260915144925 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Alan Again - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Alan plans a "Bond-athon" for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but the plans are jeopardized when Alan discovers that Michael has befriended a man who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother's grave on the first anniversary of her death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144925 +0000" stop="20260915151712 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know What Alan Did Last Summer - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Alan is visited by Inland Revenue and is worried about a receipt for a Christmas gift. Meanwhile, he tries to convince Sonja that he is indeed friends with Bono.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151712 +0000" stop="20260915154548 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alan Wide Shut - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alan's house is finally ready and Sonja is angling to cohabitate. Meanwhile, Alan's book is unsuccessful and is to be pulped. Alan can't stop the flashbacks of the painful days when he ate four Toblerones and drove to Dundee in bare feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154548 +0000" stop="20260915161448 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room with an Alan - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Divorced radio personality Alan Partridge lives in a travel tavern and presents the early-morning show on Radio Norwich. After viewing a five-bedroom house with his P.A., Lynne, Alan has a meeting with the BBC chief commissioner to determine if he is to be given a second series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161448 +0000" stop="20260915164354 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alan Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Alan is told he must sack his entire staff to stay afloat, he diverts himself by spending the day with flirtatious receptionist Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164354 +0000" stop="20260915171256 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watership Alan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk's farmers on his radio show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171256 +0000" stop="20260915174154 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Alan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Since Alan is the only weekend guest at the hotel, the manager of the Linton Travel Tavern decides to close it for renovations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174154 +0000" stop="20260915181010 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Kill a Mocking Alan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alan creates a Sunday-afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV to witness the production at the travel tavern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181010 +0000" stop="20260915183901 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Towering Alan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183901 +0000" stop="20260915190802 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talented Mr. Alan - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan's back and life is on the upswing: he's got the third-best slot on Radio Norwich, a girlfriend and a Lexus. While at the garage, Alan meets a former teacher, who is persuaded to let Alan give a talk at school about how he has "bounced back".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190802 +0000" stop="20260915193647 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colour of Alan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alan is asked to present a sales conference for Dante's fireplaces of Reading, while Michael stays at the unfinished house after someone steals his front door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120217 +0000" stop="20260915122238 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Putting the P in Pool - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The guys pose as crummy cashiers at a grocery store then head to the mall for a touching game involving laser pointers. Tonight's big loser is soaked with embarrassment after making it clear that he's #1.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122238 +0000" stop="20260915124236 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statue of Limitations - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The guys pose as inhospitable restaurant hosts, then beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus tonight's punishment is the longest in Jokers' history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124236 +0000" stop="20260915130239 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother of the Sisterhood - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The guys play helpless oddballs in a waiting room, then they ask grocery shoppers for crash. Tonight's big loser becomes the #1 enemy of women everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130239 +0000" stop="20260915132303 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Side of the Moon - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The guys make passes at supermarket shoppers, then pose as reporters. With a painfully invasive punishment tonight's loser is the butt of the joke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132303 +0000" stop="20260915134305 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Phone is Ringing? - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q and Murr hit a bull's-eye at a clothing store and sabotage each other in a focus group. Tonight's big loser is called upon at a book reading.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134305 +0000" stop="20260915140320 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Centaur of Attention - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Murr, Joe, Sal and Q go head to head in a focus group. Then they spread confusion at a bagel shop before hitting all the wrong notes in the park. Tonight's big loser gets hunted down during a humiliating walk of shame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140320 +0000" stop="20260915142350 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Browbeaten - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Sal, Q, Murr and Joe take name calling to a whole new level and they ask for bogus donations. Tonight's big loser gets a shave that's too close for comfort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142350 +0000" stop="20260915144416 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coward - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The guys show who's boss at a fast food joint, and whisper sweet nothings at a grocery store; the big loser helps a cow in labor, and almost buys the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144416 +0000" stop="20260915150442 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Insanity - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Murr, Joe, Sal and Q bark up the wrong tree while posing as employees for a pet store. They then head to the market for a game that throws everything up in the air. Tonight's big loser virtually loses his mind after entering a world he's never visited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150442 +0000" stop="20260915152505 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laundry Day - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Joe, Q, Sal and Murr look for partners in crime at a supermarket and throw caution to the wind as helpless romantics. Tonight's big loser has a serious wardrobe malfunction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152505 +0000" stop="20260915154458 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Torture - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Joe, Q, Sal and Murr spin a wheel and creep out shoppers at a mall. Tonight's big loser gets soaked, enraged and totally shocked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154458 +0000" stop="20260915160528 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitting the Wrong Note - S05E18</title>
    <desc>The guys dress to the nines, but act like zeroes while trying to get sympathy. Tonight's big loser faces the music in a tone deaf punishment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160528 +0000" stop="20260915162559 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heckle and Hide - S05E19</title>
    <desc>The guys ask strangers for help with big items at a grocery store and give some entrepreneurial tips to some unfortunate souls. Tonight's big loser strikes out at a little league softball game while being "that dad."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162559 +0000" stop="20260915164620 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chairman - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The guys shock shoppers by going footloose and fancy free in a discount score. Then they pose insane questions to strangers in a park. Tonight's big loser is taken for a wild ride in a decked out wheelchair that he can't control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164620 +0000" stop="20260915170624 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrapper's Delight - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The guys make fools of each other as restaurant managers, name that (made up) tune with strangers and then head to the park for some awkward fun in the sun. Tonight's big loser gets wrapped up in a birthday surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170624 +0000" stop="20260915172959 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ash Clown - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The guys give an eye opening experience at a glasses store and convince grocery store shoppers to pass ridiculous messages while shopping. Tonight's big loser gives back at a Career Day assembly that's divorced from reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172959 +0000" stop="20260915175341 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider Man - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Sal, Murr, Joe and Q give all you can eat buffet customers all they can handle. Also, they turn into real power tools while teaching workshops at a hardware store. Tonight's big loser suffers a punishment that will make your skin crawl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175341 +0000" stop="20260915181730 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stage Fright - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Murr, Joe, Sal and Q serve up raw deals while working the counter at a pawn shop and also try to convince strangers in the park to give them hugs after some heartfelt and bizarre apologies. Tonight's big loser performs his own life story as a song in front of an audience he wishes had other plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181730 +0000" stop="20260915184126 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Day - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q and Murr show up at a supermarket with belts on and its deja vu in the park as the guys try to reminisce with total strangers. Tonight, the three big losers are through an epic trial by fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123633 +0000" stop="20260915131948 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love, Honor and Obey - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Parkers investigation into a purse snatching reveals an abused woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131948 +0000" stop="20260915140303 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odessa - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Racists target a ceremony honoring a civil rights pioneer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140303 +0000" stop="20260915144618 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Time to Trust - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Althea fears for one of her students after her mother's boyfriend is linked to a criminal operation that has resulted in the deaths of several truckers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144618 +0000" stop="20260915152933 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By Means Most Foul - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A restaurateur and her mechanic boyfriend plot to eliminate her husband, but their scheme backfires.Gillespie takes heat over a string of mailbox bashings.And Virgil soon regrets ignoring Parker's theory regarding where the vandals would strike next.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152933 +0000" stop="20260915161248 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trundel's Will Be Done - S05E18</title>
    <desc>V.J. Trundel's widow takes Harriet to court to gain custody of Eric.But Harriet is determined that her nephew will not be raised in the home of the man who ordered the murder of her sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161248 +0000" stop="20260915165604 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moseley's Lot - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gillespie learns that the son of an old friend is a compulsive gambler.The young man wants his father to pay off his losses.But when two gangsters show up from New Orleans to collect, his jealous sibling sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of his troubled brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165604 +0000" stop="20260915173920 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S05E20</title>
    <desc>An ex-convict attempts to retrieve his loot from his wife and her new husband in this tongue-in-cheek episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173920 +0000" stop="20260915182234 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctuary - S05E21</title>
    <desc>A political prisoner who entered the country illegally,seeks sanctuary in a monastary.Gillespie and Tibbs find themselves at odds with Sheriff McComb when they try to help the man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182234 +0000" stop="20260915190548 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Law on Trial - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Gillespie,Tibbs and Father DiMarco must stand trial for harbouring a fugitive and obstructing justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190548 +0000" stop="20260915194901 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small War (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Big city crack dealers invade Sparta.Eugene witnesses the drive by shooting of a friend and his offer to help the police identify the shooters leaves Harriet frightened and angry at Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120111 +0000" stop="20260915122326 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marion Rules - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Marion and Natalie establish relationship rules; Mercedes proposes to Maxwell; Tiffany is the birthing coach for a woman with a grudge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122326 +0000" stop="20260915124545 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Overtime (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To make clinic rent money, Marion rebuilds a youth center, where he confronts a bad guy from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124545 +0000" stop="20260915130806 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Overtime (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Marion wants to get Blake out from under Eddie's bad influence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130806 +0000" stop="20260915133000 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One House and a Baby - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Tiffany helps out her single-mom friend Shara. Meanwhile, Marion's paternal feelings worry Natalie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133000 +0000" stop="20260915135220 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All's Fair in Love and War - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Marion denies having feelings for Natalie, as he and Tito throw a bachelor party for Maxwell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135220 +0000" stop="20260915141439 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Hill Goes to New York - S04E21</title>
    <desc>After seeing Gabrielle and Mark kissing passionately, Tiffany confronts the amorous couple about their betrayal. Marion visits his grandmother in Queens, and also sees Natalie. Meanwhile, Mercedes' wealthy ex boyfriend, Evan Burnett, returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141439 +0000" stop="20260915143658 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pest Friend's Wedding - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mercedes and Maxwell's marriage is jeopardized when their parents bicker on their wedding day. Meanwhile, Marion considers popping the question to Natalie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143658 +0000" stop="20260915145858 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not as Good as It Gets - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Marion's life hits a crossroads when he begins to fret over whether he and Maxwell should sell their clinic while Tonia gets offers from the WNBA. Meanwhile, Carl and Raynelle move in with Marion and Tiffany temporarily, but the three friends soon regret the whole idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145858 +0000" stop="20260915152109 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Tiffany - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Tiffany and Graham's relationship heats up while Marion is introduced to Valerie's inquistive daughter Brianna. Also, Marion's nana pays him a visit and explains to her grandson that she's getting engaged and Mercedes and Maxwell face problems in the bedroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152109 +0000" stop="20260915154302 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Nana Got Her Groove Back - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Marion's suspiciousness about Nana's fiancee Ted causes the relationship to collapse on the eve of their wedding. Also, a letter left from Tiffany reveals that she has eloped with Graham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154302 +0000" stop="20260915160508 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cornbread, Marion and Me - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Marion accidentally kills Brianna's goldfish. Meanwhile, Maxwell tries to reconcile with Mercedes with the help of a counselor. Raynelle's new boyfriend becomes too clingy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160508 +0000" stop="20260915162656 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest Dad - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Maxwell and Mercedes struggle to conceive a child while Marion encounters Valerie's ex-husband Justin, who has plans for reconciliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162656 +0000" stop="20260915164835 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out the House - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In the series finale, Marion awaits news on an NFL franchise. Carl and Raynelle try to decieve their parents. Maxwell and Mercedes continue to try to conceive a child. Marion reconciles with Valerie. Marion finally opens up to Maxwell. Also, Mercedes reveals the news of her pregnancy. Valerie tells Marion that she and Brianna are moving back to New York. The NFL franchise is finalized and Marion decides to also move back to New York to be with Valerie and Brianna while taking the liaison job there. Now that Marion won't be needing his place, he gives it up to Carl and Raynelle to have along with Tiffany and Graham once they return. As everyone leaves to celebrate, Marion looks back on all the great things he has done for others and most importantly the people he shared them with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164835 +0000" stop="20260915171115 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Jackie Warren's husband goes through a mid-life crisis and announces that he is having an affair, she decides to make a new life for herself. Once a wealthy socialite, she enters the work force for the first time and gets her own place to live. Jackie squeezes into a less-than-lavish but charming house owned by former football player Marion Hill, whose stellar career was ruined by a freak accident. To cover expenses while he trains for a comeback, he moves into the apartment above his garage and rents his main house to Jackie and her two children. The kitchen becomes common ground for the tenants and their landlord. With only two years of law school as her experience, Jackie is hired as a legal assistant by Heather Comstock, a young no-nonsense power attorney. While she's working, Jackie must find someone to take care of her children. Despite her misgivings about Marion, Jackie's overly dramatic teenaged daughter Tiffany and her brainy young son Austin convince her to give him a c</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171115 +0000" stop="20260915173337 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Female Trouble - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When a female bully at school harasses Austin, he asks Jackie and Marion for advice. Unfortunately, he must choose between two opposing philosophies: Jackie says he should protect himself and fight back, while Marion advocates a non-violent approach. Meanwhile, Tiffany fights with her boyfriend on the telephone and agonizes about whether to call him back or wait for him to call her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173337 +0000" stop="20260915175549 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Presence - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jackie is out of the house celebrating her son Austin's birthday, so Marion plans a reunion with his ex-girlfriend, who thinks he still has an active football career. But Jackie unexpectedly brings the party back to the house and upsets Marion's romantic evening. Meanwhile, Heather dates a single father and asks Jackie's advice on bonding with his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175549 +0000" stop="20260915181830 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Again, with Feeling - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's been nearly 20 years since Jackie went on a date, but Marion tries to get her to meet men at a popular night club. However, when Marion's former grade school football coach comes for a visit, Jackie finds an eligible bachelor in her own living room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181830 +0000" stop="20260915184107 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Weekend (a.k.a. The Last Weekend) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Austin persuades Jackie to continue the family tradition of visiting their mountain cabin at the beginning of the spring season. But when Jackie's car breaks down, Marion must drive them. Their plans are thrown into further turmoil by Jackie's ex-husband Milton, who brought his new young bride to the cabin for a romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184107 +0000" stop="20260915190348 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Off - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jackie and Heather help Marion get an audition for a sportscaster job on a local news show. For the audition, he interviews basketball star Spud Webb. Marion gets the job! But when he refuses to do the broadcast without his lucky hat, the station owner issues an ultimatum: either the hat goes or Marion goes. Meanwhile, Tiffany participates in a school charity drive to get closer to a cute classmate. Also, Austin asks his family to help him prepare for a school spelling competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190348 +0000" stop="20260915192604 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Catchers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marion and his friend Carlton Banks discover that a boy is dating both Tiffany and Carlton's little sister, Ashley, at the same time, so they decide to teach the duplicitous guy a lesson in respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192604 +0000" stop="20260915194749 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crush Groove - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Marion takes a liking to an attractive neighbour, with whom Austin has been spending some time; meanwhile, Jackie delivers pizzas to earn extra money, and Heather practices hugging after her therapist tells her to be more friendly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121904 +0000" stop="20260915124128 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anton's Thanksgiving - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Brothers Brothers: Two Sistas for Two Brothers"
"Barbara Bush Visits the Illiterates"
"Dickie Peterson: Cherub of Justice"
"Anton's Thanksgiving"
Close featuring D-Nice performing a medley of "Scott Made Me Funky" and "Call Me D-Nice"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124128 +0000" stop="20260915130440 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice Legions of America - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Three Champs and a Little Lady"
"The Newlywed Game"
"The Good Behavior Variety Hour"
"Handi Man: The Justice Legion of America"
Close featuring Nikki D performing "Lettin' Off Steam"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130440 +0000" stop="20260915132753 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Veracosa - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Afro-phone" (does not air on Aspire)
"Vera De Milo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction"
"Cephus &amp; Reesie: The Christmas Album"
"Lil' Miss Trouble at the Museum"
"Homey D. Clown: Homey Claus"
Close featuring the infamous 25th episode cake incident, where David Alan Grier runs his finger through the cake and is subsequently caught and dumped, fanny-first, on top of it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132753 +0000" stop="20260915135105 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Abdul - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Brothers Brothers: Tom and Tom for the Arizona Tourism Commission"
"Johnny Abdul—Saudi-Rock Star"
"The Last Orphan"
"Velma Mullholland"
"B.S. Brothers: Funky Finger Productions"
"The Head Detective" (the Aspire version cuts off the sketch after the end of the opening hospital scene)
Close featuring Rich Nice performing "Outstanding"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135105 +0000" stop="20260915141330 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing..Fire Marshal Bill - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen introduces new Fly Girl Carla Garrido in the show opener
"Mr. Squeegee"
"B.S. Brothers: Big Break"
"Fashion Tampons"
"Fire Marshall Bill: Home Safety"
"Homey D. Clown: Home E. Cheese"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141330 +0000" stop="20260915143630 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dark Conscience - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen's grandmother operates the boom mic in the show opener
"Benita Butrell: Block Captain"
"Vanilla Ice - White White Baby" (featuring 2 Four 2 as backup dancers; cut from DVD)
"Al Macafee, Prom Chaperone"
"Oswald Meets the Parole Board" (featuring Wonderful Smith as a parole board member)
"My Dark Conscience"
"Fruit of the Loom Boxers"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143630 +0000" stop="20260915145931 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anton in the Burbs - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Ejector Bed"
"Frenchie at a Bachelor Party"
"Lonny Parker, Attorney at Law"
"Les and Wes: Twin Stars" (with guest stars John Tesh and Leeza Gibbons as themselves)
"Anton in the Burbs"
Close featuring Leaders of the New School performing "Case of the P.T.A."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145931 +0000" stop="20260915152230 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PCN's Win, Lose or Draw - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Prison Cable Network's Win, Lose, or Draw"
"Milk Commercial with Marsha Warfield"
"Pentagon Briefing"
"Calhoun Tubbs on the Campaign Trail"
"The Great Sperm Bank Robbery"
"Andrea Dice Clay on Love Connection"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152230 +0000" stop="20260915154531 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lil Magic's School Play - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Brothers Brothers: Tom and Tom at the Country Club"
"Oprah PSA" (does not air on Aspire)
"End Zone Choreographer"
"Lil' Magic: The Government Cheese"
"Fire Marshall Bill: Classroom Safety"
Close featuring Another Bad Creation performing "Iesha"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154531 +0000" stop="20260915160832 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hour of Power: Tag Team Evangalists - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"David Alan Grier's Tribute to Broadway" (cut from DVD)
"Velma II"
"Cephus &amp; Reesie: Last Request"
"`'Do You Feel Lucky?`' Promo"
"The 595 Club"
"Vera DeMilo: Pretty Buffed Woman"
Close featuring KRS-One performing "The Bridge Is Over"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160832 +0000" stop="20260915163132 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Fly - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Tommy Davidson and David Alan Grier perform a musical history of Keenen and the show in the show opener
"B.S. Brothers &amp; Sistas"
"Summer's Dawn"
"Lil' Miss Trouble Runs Away"
"The Superfly"
"Snackin' Shack: The New Waitress"
Close featuring guest dancers 2 Four 2</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163132 +0000" stop="20260915165429 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best-of Episode (Anton At The Recruiter) - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Anton Volunteers" (from Season 2, Episode 2)
"Fashion Tampons" (from Season 2, Episode 14)
"Spike's Joint" (from Season 2, Episode 3)
"I Won't Drift Away" (from Season 2, Episode 5)
"Ejector Bed" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 16)
"Head Detective" (from Season 2, Episode 13)
"Men on Film" (from Season 2, Episode 1)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165429 +0000" stop="20260915171727 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arsenio Hall of Justice - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen demonstrates the comedy wheel of race in the show opener
"Detective Head Goes Bowling"
"Handi Man's Evil Twin"
"The Arsenio Hall of Justice" (featuring Ellen Cleghorne as a courtroom observer)
Close featuring Ice Cube introducing Public Enemy, who performed a medley of "Security of the First World", "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos", "Buck Whylin'", "Fight the Power", and "911 Is a Joke"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171727 +0000" stop="20260915174025 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best-of Episode - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Three Champs and a Little Lady" (from Season 2, Episode 11)
"Black Like You" (from Season 2, Episode 5)
"New Ambassador" (from Season 1, Episode 5)
"Tracy Chapman's Creative Process" (from Season 1, Episode 6; cut from DVD)
"Mo' Money with Whiz and Ice" (from Season 1, Episode 9)
"Vanilla Ice - White White Baby" (from Season 2, Episode 15; cut from DVD)
Close featuring The Afros performing "This Jam's for You"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174025 +0000" stop="20260915180322 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homey The Sellout (1) - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Kelly Coffield, T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh, and Kim Wayans replace the Fly Girls in the show opener
"Lil' Magic: The Audition"
"Oprah's Restaurant" (featuring Ellen Cleghorne as a restaurant customer)
"Homey D. Clown: Homey Sells Out"
"Men on Television: Blaine Becomes Hetero"
Close featuring Dwayne Wayans</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180322 +0000" stop="20260915182620 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickie Peterson: Cherub of Justice - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Dickie Peterson: Secret Service"
"A New 911 Message Service"
"Frenchie at the Opera"
"Clear Conscience Fur Farm and Outlet Store"
"Velma Mulholland Sings"
"Visiting Day for Oswald"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182620 +0000" stop="20260915184832 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best-of Episode (Men On Vacation) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Amazing Grace—Rocky VI" (from Season 2, Episode 9)
"Vera DeMilo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction" (from Season 2, Episode 12)
"Mudhead's Funeral" (from Season 2, Episode 1)
"Men on Vacation" (from Season 2, Episode 9)
"Homey D. Clown: When Homey Met Sally" (from Season 2, Episode 2)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184832 +0000" stop="20260915191131 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homey The Sellout: Part 2 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Sleazo's Pee Wee Herman Mugshot Doll and Pornhouse Playset"
Keenen introduces the new cast members, as well as new Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez and DJ Twist, in the show opener
"Crown Heights Story" (cut from DVD)
"Misery II: with Rick James"
"Homey D. Clown: Homey Meets the Man" (conclusion to last season's "Homey Sells Out" sketch)
"The Head Detective Goes Undergarment"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191131 +0000" stop="20260915193428 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men on Televison Part 2: What Happened To Blaine? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Kung Fu Master '91"
"The Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Jews on First"
"Velma Mulholland: The Burglar"
"Oswald Bates: The Silence of The Lambs II"
"Men on Film: Straight Man Out" (conclusion to previous season's cliffhanger "Blaine Becomes Hetero")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193428 +0000" stop="20260915195727 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clarance Thomas's First Day - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Clarence Thomas: Sweet Clarence's Badass Song"
"El Grande Y Spectacular Muchacho Rockeeter" (a.k.a. "The Mexican Rocketeer")
"Al MacAfee: Sex Ed Hall Monitor"
"Butt-Out Jeans by Prince"
"Benita Butrell: Carnival Booth"
"Anton: Shakespeare in the Park"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121316 +0000" stop="20260915123505 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Will's parents have just divorced and he has had to change schools and make a new set of friends. But his new mates are neither that cool nor that credible...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123505 +0000" stop="20260915125905 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunk Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125905 +0000" stop="20260915132132 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thorpe Park - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys set off on their first road trip in Simon's new car for a day out at Thorpe Park. Once inside the pleasure park, however, Will soon wishes they had never come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132132 +0000" stop="20260915134513 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Gets a Girlfriend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will finds out that going to a mixed sex school isn't too bad after all when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134513 +0000" stop="20260915140746 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caravan Club - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The boys call Jay's bluff and agree to go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140746 +0000" stop="20260915143124 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xmas Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee, an enviable position indeed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143124 +0000" stop="20260915145634 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field Trip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board. A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a particular shine to her. The only problem is that she has eyes for Simon. Jay is on the lookout for a legendary Swanage MILF, and Neil is desperately trying to deflect the advances of an over-friendly teacher, Mr Kennedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145634 +0000" stop="20260915150103 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work Experience - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Following a disappointing Valentines Day a mix-up in the work experience programme means that Neil gets to work in a newspaper office whilst Will is stuck in a garage, where he gets stripped and thrown in a pond as an initiation ceremony. Unwisely he inadvertently invites a work colleague to the school disco, where Simon gets a pleasant surprise from a female admirer.A run-in with a younger boy, however, means that ultimately the boys end up facing their customary public humiliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150103 +0000" stop="20260915152554 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Birthday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's Will's seventeenth birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Neil, Jay, Simon and Simon's exchange student Patrice. Out of boredom they gate-crash the other party but only one of them is asked to stay and then bedded by the hostess as a sex object. The other four are sent packing. Needless to say none of those four are French.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152554 +0000" stop="20260915154959 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Out in London - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will decides the boys should reinvent themselves as trendy clubbers and they drive to London in Simon's car, though to gain entry to the best club in town Simon must swap his trainers for a tramp's filthy old shoes. Neil cuts his penis weeing into a can and when Jay inspects the damage they are ejected as perverts. Can things get any worse for the lads? The wheel-clamping of Simon's car might provide the answer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154959 +0000" stop="20260915161430 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duke of Edinburgh - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out, except for Simon who has problems of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161430 +0000" stop="20260915164002 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Term - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Will is stressed over his exams. Simon seems to be making some headway with Carli at last. Looking back on the year the boys realise that things have not been all that bad, but that if they ever had their time again Jay would be less sensitive, Simon would take Carli's word with a pinch of salt. Will would drink a lot fewer energy drinks and Neil would remember his kit for his PE exam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164002 +0000" stop="20260915170519 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fashion Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show, and like every school fashion show it's only for the coolest and best looking kids. This means our four heroes aren't involved - or at least not until the last minute when Carli's desperate, but their help proves to be a bigger hindrance than anyone could have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170519 +0000" stop="20260915173030 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gig and the Girlfriend - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon's chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173030 +0000" stop="20260915175449 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Dilemma - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry. Simon ends up having his principles put to the test. Will has to balance up spending some time with a boring girl for the prospect of getting some real action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175449 +0000" stop="20260915181925 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip to Warwick - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simon and Tara visit pay her sister a visit at university and his friends decide to tag along. Will wants to take a look at the university. Jay decides to offer sex advice to Simon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181925 +0000" stop="20260915184401 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Alone - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Will is left home alone when his mother goes away for the weekend with an old schoolfriend, so he decides to take advantage of the situation. After a wild time with the boys ordering items off the internet and raiding the fridge, he wakes up to an unpleasant shock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184401 +0000" stop="20260915191027 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Camping Trip - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Will decides to organise one last adventure for his friends before they all go their separate ways, so the gang heads off for a camping trip in the countryside. While Will draws on all his scout training, Jay, Neil and Simon are less than prepared for the great outdoors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191027 +0000" stop="20260915193216 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Will's parents have just divorced and he has had to change schools and make a new set of friends. But his new mates are neither that cool nor that credible...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193216 +0000" stop="20260915195616 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunk Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122210 +0000" stop="20260915130518 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mommy Reindeerest - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Early springtime in Michigan means mothers, including Diane Pol, are being celebrated across the state! From a cow’s dangerous breech birth to a very pregnant mare who escapes, the clinic will rest at nothing to nurture moms and their youngsters during this magical time of year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130518 +0000" stop="20260915134825 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peacock-a-doodle-do - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Spring is on the horizon in central Michigan, and with it comes new life. Calves and puppies are being born, and the Pols go all out to boost their peafowl flock!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134825 +0000" stop="20260915143056 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E-I-E-I-Pol - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Bill calls on Dr. Pol because his 1,800-pound bull has been limping around. After a quick and very careful investigation, Doc realizes this burly bull simply needs a mani-pedi!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143056 +0000" stop="20260915151337 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip 'N Stitch - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Hailing from Georgia, Dr. Elizabeth Grammer is the latest addition to Team Pol, and she's arrived not a moment too soon. Her first weeks bring big surprises and helpful lessons as she learns the ropes at Pol Clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151337 +0000" stop="20260915155533 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alpacalypse - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Pol hits the road to House Farms to handle an emergency calving, where a bone has cracked and fallen into the pelvis of the cow, blocking the calf's way out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155533 +0000" stop="20260915163828 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mow, Mow, Mow Your Goat - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Before the Pols can relax and go work on their lake house, Dr. Pol must treat a wide array of clients including a camel, a bull, and hedgehog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163828 +0000" stop="20260915172136 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Franken-Pol - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Emily remedies a Frankenstein puppy, Dr. Elizabeth does her first solo farm call, and spooky circumstances bring in a cat riddled with bb pellets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172136 +0000" stop="20260915180432 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Albert Ein-Swine - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As Thanksgiving draws near, Charles plans to cook Thanksgiving dinner for the staff at the clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180432 +0000" stop="20260915184747 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Great Dane - S09E08</title>
    <desc>The Pols have had Great Danes as pets for decades. Frija, the oldest of the Pol's Danes, sunbathes at the family lake house. At almost 10 years old, Frija is the "old girl" of the house. Unfortunately, Dr. Pol diagnosed her with bone cancer and has a tough decision to make.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Pol-y Night - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Ho, oh, no! It is the holiday season in Michigan and Dr. Pol and his team make their patient list, check it twice, and treat those who are naughty, spotty, snotty, and nice!</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Man (2) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After surviving a plane crash in the mountains, Jack McGee and a facially bandaged David must flee the area before a forest fire threatens their lives. In the meantime, David gradually regains his memory.</desc>
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    <title>The Disciple - S02E18</title>
    <desc>In a follow-up to "Another Path," David visits his friend Li Sung to hopefully find a cure to his transformations. But the old philosopher is now dying and looking for a successor in his practices; the candidate for his leadership is a student, a police officer coping with the recent murder of his father.</desc>
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    <title>No Escape - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When David is arrested for vagrancy, he is placed in a police van where he encounters a man who envisions himself as the deceased writer Ernest Hemmingway. But when a fight provokes David's transformation into the Hulk, our hero escapes, inadvertently freeing the mentally ill man in the process.  David must help find the man before he hurts himself or someone else.</desc>
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    <title>Kindred Spirits - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When artifacts are discovered on an indian reservation which indicate the existence of a Hulk-like being 30,000 years ago, David joins the expedition to find out if there is a link to his problem...or possibly a cure.</desc>
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    <title>The Confession - S02E21</title>
    <desc>An inexperienced reporter is assigned to help Jack McGee with his pursuit of the Hulk; then, to McGee's dismay, she does a story about a shy man who claims to be the Hulk's alter-ego.</desc>
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    <title>The Quiet Room - S02E22</title>
    <desc>David 'Balin' is working as an orderly at Valley View Sanatorium. After discovering that a surgeon is using experimental mind control, he unwillingly becomes a patient himself.</desc>
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    <title>Vendetta Road - S02E23</title>
    <desc>David meets a vindictive "Bonnie and Clyde"-type couple who are blowing up gas stations. The stations they are targeting belong to a corporation responsible for the death of the young man's father.</desc>
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    <title>Metamorphosis - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A rock star who sings for a Kiss-like group becomes suicidal after one of her fans is injured during a concert performance.</desc>
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    <title>Blind Rage - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An accident at a chemical warfare research station causes blindness for both David and a friend.</desc>
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    <title>No Stain, No Gain - S10E14</title>
    <desc>One Team leaves their mark on a wood staining Flash Challenge testing contrast, and one Artist packs their machine and leaves the Competition for good. The battle continues on for $100K and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>Final Exam - S10E15</title>
    <desc>With a spot in the final three on the line, the Artists push themselves to the limit in a grueling tattoo Challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Masters Finale - S10E16</title>
    <desc>The top 3 Artists reveal their 24-hour battle royale chest tattoos. The battle moves off the chest and onto the stage as the eliminated Artists return to confront each other for the first time since the Competition. One Artist and one Master each win $100K.</desc>
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    <title>Opening Shots - S11E01</title>
    <desc>This season brings back bad blood with teams coached by Christian Buckingham &amp; Cleen Rock One to finally settle the score. The epic battle begins for 100K and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>Not on My Watch - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The battle is just beginning as Team Christian and Team Cleen face the fundamental facts of their first Flash Challenge. The Elimination Tattoo is a clock, but time is not on the artists’ side.</desc>
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    <title>Right on Target - S11E03</title>
    <desc>The teams fall apart and one artist falls down for good as the grudge match continues for $100K and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>No Wrist, No Reward - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Cleen and Christian must tattoo head to head to save their artists from elimination. The battle continues for $100,000 and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>That's Gonna Leave a Mark - S11E05</title>
    <desc>There's no place to hide in the Elimination Tattoo when the artists must tattoo their canvases in difficult spots.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Your Own Battles - S11E06</title>
    <desc>It's survival of the fittest when Teams Christian and Cleen must tattoo epic battle scenes head-to-head. The grudge match continues for $100,000 and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>No Wasted Space - S11E07</title>
    <desc>The artists step aside and put faith in their coaches as Cleen and Christian each tattoo four canvases in a head-to-head marathon. The artists must then tattoo galaxies and one is sent to outer space.</desc>
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    <title>Chalk This Way - S11E08</title>
    <desc>The artists must scour the depths of their imagination to create mind-bending masterpieces with sidewalk chalk. The grudge match continues for $100K and the title of Ink Master.</desc>
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    <title>Redemption Rescue - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Veteran artists Dave Clarke and E.S. return to the shop looking for another shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Down the Redemption Highway - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Artist Craig Foster and Dave Navarro take redemption out of the Ink Master shop and onto the street in search of unhappy canvases.</desc>
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    <title>A Master Redemption - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Champion Anthony Michaels steps back into the Ink Master ring to coach two artists who didn't make it past the first bell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132004 +0000" stop="20260915134021 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption: Are You a Champion? - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Early season artists Bili Vegas and Mark Matthews return to prove they've grown as people, but the pressure is on when their unhappy canvases return with angry loved ones.</desc>
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    <title>Hula Girls &amp; Garter Belts - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Unhappy canvases return for a chance at a new tattoo; Tim Leez and ES face hostile canvases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140045 +0000" stop="20260915142109 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystical Mistakes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mystical Mike and Don return for redemption; egos collide when they have to tag team with a fan favorite.</desc>
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    <title>Walk-Outs - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatu Baby, Jason Clay Dunn and Julia face canvases that walked out on them; artists and canvases try to see eye to eye to get redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Fool Me Twice - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Canvases who have been tattooed two times return and face their original artists; Emily Elegado, Angel, Bubba and Jim return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150158 +0000" stop="20260915152222 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Settling the Score - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Josh Hibbard and Kyle Dunbar, and brothers Robbie and Jayvo return; only one will receive a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Master - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Nick Deangelo, Ryan Eternal, Jason Clay Dunn and Steve Tefft return to impress their canvases for a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Triple Threat - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kito is faced with not 1 but 3 unhappy canvases, including one the most infamous canvases of all time.</desc>
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    <title>Two Right Feet - S02E02</title>
    <desc>James Vaughn returns to redeem one of the most infamous pin up mistakes in Ink Master history.</desc>
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    <title>Behind Every Inked Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Unhappy canvases bring back-up to face their artists Ashley B. and Ally Lee in the Ink Master shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164318 +0000" stop="20260915170334 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheetah Print Pain - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a canvas tapped out, Big Ceeze, Chris Blinston, Dave Clark and Katie McGowan seek a second chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170334 +0000" stop="20260915172342 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stained Glass From the Past - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sarah Miller returns to call out Steve Tefft while Miami Burgess returns to call out Big Ceeze.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172342 +0000" stop="20260915174350 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch is Back - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Emily Elegado has to swallow her pride when she returns to redeem not one, but three unhappy canvases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174350 +0000" stop="20260915180358 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Heads Are Better - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Duffy Fortner is back for Redemption with help from Kruseman while rivals Cris Element and Angel return.</desc>
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    <title>Reinking History - S02E08</title>
    <desc>St. Marq and Ty’Esha Reels return to the Ink Master shop to fix their unhappy canvases’ tattoos. Can their tattoos be reworked or have the ink stains set?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182406 +0000" stop="20260915184414 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Get What You Pay For - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gentle Jay returns to face three unhappy canvases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184414 +0000" stop="20260915190422 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inked in Honor - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Honor is on the line as Lydia Bruno and Lalo return to redeem their mistakes on unhappy veteran canvases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190422 +0000" stop="20260915192430 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spousal Support - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jesse Smith and Clint Cummings return to face unhappy canvases and their bitter better-halves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192430 +0000" stop="20260915194438 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Guys Finish Last? - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Customer service is tested when Randy Vollink &amp; Mark Longenecker are confronted by their unhappy canvases.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122859 +0000" stop="20260915130045 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken as F**k - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Molly and Issa's trip could be undone by lingering tension between them; and Lawrence catches up with his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130045 +0000" stop="20260915133505 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Great - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Issa struggles in the aftermath of her breakup with Lawrence, while facing challenges at a new work assignment. Molly questions her worth at work, while Lawrence adjusts to his new living arrangement.</desc>
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    <title>Hella Questions - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Issa tries to make sense of a cryptic encounter. Lawrence considers some crucial decisions. After being on the receiving end of some harsh truths, Molly plots to join the office "boys club." Issa and Frieda encounter a problematic vice principal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140632 +0000" stop="20260915143731 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Open - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Issa's sexual frustration prompts her to reassess her dating outlook; Molly meets a potential beau on a girls' night out; Lawrence's new work friends test his commitment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143731 +0000" stop="20260915150927 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella LA - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Issa's newfound confidence is shaken at a day party; Molly has an eventful reunion with a childhood friend; Lawrence's trip to the grocery store turns into a wild and crazy night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150927 +0000" stop="20260915153849 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Shook - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Issa attempts to build a roster and butts heads with Frieda at a work retreat. Molly's day takes an unexpected turn at her parents' vow renewal ceremony. Lawrence stumbles upon some news about Issa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153849 +0000" stop="20260915160850 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Blows - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Issa maintains her roster but is met with disappointment as she finds herself without a car. Molly worries about an important friendship while embracing something new. Lawrence gets a rude awakening at work after pitching his app.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160850 +0000" stop="20260915163828 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Disrespectful - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high during Derek and Tiffany's dinner party. Molly rethinks her future after being forced to come to terms with her romantic realities. Issa tries to make things right with Frieda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163828 +0000" stop="20260915171858 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hella Perspective - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Over the course of one pivotal month, Issa, Molly and Lawrence face choices affecting their work and personal lives, with each considering whether to embrace a new future or look back to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Better-Like - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Issa crashes on Daniel’s couch and tries to save up extra cash. Molly returns from a beach vacation with renewed determination to maintain boundaries in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Familiar-Like - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Issa gets advice from Kelli about her financial situation and plays wingwoman as Daniel tries to make a music-industry connection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182547 +0000" stop="20260915185613 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backwards-Like - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Issa is inspired while recruiting at a job fair with Frieda. Later, she treats Daniel to a thank-you dinner as she remains hopeful about their future. Molly starts her dream job at a black-owned law firm.</desc>
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    <title>Fresh-Like - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Issa tries to let go of some cherished mementos. At work, Frieda tries to help Issa get back in Joanne's good graces. Molly bonds with her new colleagues about an over-confident associate and vents to her therapist about her status at work.</desc>
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    <title>M.A.D. Acadamy - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Gadget is assigned to find and shut down M.A.D.'s training center for its agents and Dr. Claw decides eliminating Gadget will make a good class project for the latest batch of recruits.</desc>
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    <title>No Flies on Us - S01E43</title>
    <desc>In Malaysia, the Wild Man of Borneo (a M.A.D. scientist), has both derived a virus from flies and concocted its antidote. A head-cold-suffering Gadget must stop Dr. Claw's plan to turn everyone on the planet into babbling, bubble-blowing imbeciles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130740 +0000" stop="20260915133008 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck of the Irish - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Gadget heads to Ireland to locate the Blarney Stone, "The national treasure of Ireland," when it's stolen by M.A.D. agents. While plotting to use a laser cannon to slice up the Stone and smuggle it out of the country, Dr. Claw dispatches the quarrelsome O'Shea Brothers to eliminate Gadget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133008 +0000" stop="20260915135236 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince of the Gypsies - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw tries to frame the gypsies of Freedonia for the theft of the Royal Coat of Arms. So Gadget investigates the gypsies while Penny and her new friend, Sonya, try to find the real thief.</desc>
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    <title>Old Man of the Mountain - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Gadget visits the Balkans to stop a war between a tribe of super-strong men (the Dooplas) and a tribe of super-strong women (the Hooplas) while Dr. Claw tries to steal the potion that gives them their uncanny strength--yogurt made from a particular goat's milk.</desc>
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    <title>The Emerald Duck - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Gadget heads for Mexico, where he must stop "The oldest Mayan artifact known to exist," the Emerald Duck, from falling into the hands of a M.A.D. agent -- a Mexican bandit named Macho Miguel. The Emerald Duck is the key to activating a powerful and ancient weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Udders - S01E48</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. utilizes satellite waves to cause local cows to stop producing milk, forcing consumers to purchase milk from "New Foods Dairy" (a M.A.D. front).</desc>
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    <title>Did You Myth Me? - S01E49</title>
    <desc>A M.A.D. scientist tries to steal an ancient Greek scroll said to hold the secret of turning lead into gold.</desc>
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    <title>A Bad Altitude - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw intends to sink most of an island so that his (currently) mountaintop resort will become the only hotel on "M.A.D. Island".</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E51</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. has enlisted the aid of the incarcerated Funny Money counterfeiting gang in a plot to generate millions upon millions of bogus dollars for Dr. Claw to use in his dirty work. Two of the gang's three members manage to escape from prison in order to set up shop, while the last and most talented member, a visually-challenged man named Squint, must be up to the arduous task of bumping off Gadget when he comes to the jail to investigate the break-out.</desc>
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    <title>Follow That Jet - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw begins making US Airforce jets disappear so that he can create his own private M.A.D. airforce.</desc>
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    <title>Dry Spell - S01E53</title>
    <desc>A M.A.D. agent and his Blue Trolls causes a drought in Metro City by cutting off the city's mountain water resources.</desc>
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    <title>Smeldorado - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw creates a ray that turns gold into smelly cheese, planning to change it back once the government empties Fort Knox of the foul smelling stuff.</desc>
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    <title>Quimby Exchange - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Gadget is assigned to protect "Nervous Nick" Defecto, a former M.A.D. agent, from Dr. Claw's wrath. In revenge, Dr. Claw takes Chief Quimby hostage and offers him in exchange for his wayward agent.</desc>
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    <title>Weather in Tibet - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Penny teams up with a Tibetan boy to destroy a M.A.D. weather control machine while her uncle blunders around as usual.</desc>
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    <title>Unhenged - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Gadget must put a stop to M.A.D.'s latest plot for global domination, which involves the kidnapping of the world's leading solar scientists and coercing them to design and construct a solar-powered heat cannon at the grounds of mysterious Stonehenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182226 +0000" stop="20260915184455 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakin' All Over - S01E58</title>
    <desc>A M.A.D. agent intends to use his pet snakes to steal a valuable coin collection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184455 +0000" stop="20260915190723 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Seine - S01E59</title>
    <desc>In Paris a M.A.D. agent uses a robot to rob the rich and famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190723 +0000" stop="20260915192950 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree Guesses - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw has concocted a chemical compound that decomposes wood at an accelerated rate, which he threatens to unleash upon the world's forests in exchange for a hefty ransom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192950 +0000" stop="20260915195219 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather - S01E61</title>
    <desc>In Turkey a M.A.D. agent uses his birds to steal a very valuable gemstone from an exhibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121015 +0000" stop="20260915123305 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountain of Cortez - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Ithica Marvins finds the fabled Foutain of Corez but is betrayed by Talon. Claw intends to use the fountain to turn the entire world population into babies. Chief Quimby decides to join Gadget, Penny &amp; Brain on this mission, hoping to get rid of some Gray hairs in his mustache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123305 +0000" stop="20260915125556 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil U - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Penny infiltrates a school for super villains in training where she becomes friends with Mal, one of the students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125556 +0000" stop="20260915131842 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WereBrain of London - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brain is turned into a monster in London after Talon spills some sort of chemical on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131842 +0000" stop="20260915134128 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airhead to the Throne - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With Claw out of town Talon takes over MAD and begins destroying communication towers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134128 +0000" stop="20260915140413 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in the Lost City of Atlantis - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Penny and Talon both race to find the City Sinker in the lost city of Atlantis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140413 +0000" stop="20260915142659 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Penny Saved - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dr Claw attempts to steal the world's largest coin (The Giganto) in order to hypnotize the population of New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142659 +0000" stop="20260915144945 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double O'Penny - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After almost getting killed by a missile, Penny finally calls Gadget out for his incompetence and always putting her in danger, but she is driven with guilt. Meanwhile, Talon and Claw create a clone of Penny to destroy Gadget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144945 +0000" stop="20260915151231 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Heart Gadget - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Gadget and MAD agent Sue Donym go on a date, each trying to uncover secrets from the other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151231 +0000" stop="20260915153517 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiny Talon Time - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Talon shrinks himself in order to steal Gadget's schematics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153517 +0000" stop="20260915155803 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fellowsheep of the Ring - S02E10</title>
    <desc>MAD plans to shut down global technology with a giant technology nullifier on New Zealand's highest peak. Penny feels lost being unable to use her Codex, and Talon longs to use his precious MAD phone again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155803 +0000" stop="20260915162030 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jurassic Jerk - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Claw sends Talon to steal a dinosaur egg so he can clone an army of dinosaurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162030 +0000" stop="20260915164256 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assistant Chief McFibber - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Talon disguises himself as Assistant Chief McFibber and infiltrates HQ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164256 +0000" stop="20260915170523 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drone of Silence - S03E03</title>
    <desc>MAD uses special drones to silence people's voices, starting with opera singers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170523 +0000" stop="20260915172749 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Like MAD - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Talon steals a mutagen that causes plants to grow to enormous size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172749 +0000" stop="20260915175016 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MAD Money - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When HQ runs low on funds, Gadget sets out to raise money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175016 +0000" stop="20260915181242 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baking Bad - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Talon disguises himself as a Sweetie Scout in an effort to sneak into HQ and steal an invisibility spray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181242 +0000" stop="20260915183509 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tempest in a Teacup - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gadget is sent to keep the peace between two nations on the brink of war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183509 +0000" stop="20260915185735 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Security - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Talon tries to steal Professor Von Slickstein's new AI, Mr. Security, but instead causes the it to go berserk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185735 +0000" stop="20260915192059 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooking with Claw - S03E09</title>
    <desc>MAD begins kidnapping the world's greatest chefs, so Gadget opens a restaurant to act as bait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192059 +0000" stop="20260915194326 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catnipped in the Bud - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When MADcat begins consuming large amounts of catnip, Claw sets out to wipe out all plants, including catnip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120439 +0000" stop="20260915124749 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Issues - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate deaths of three family members who were also business partners in a craft brewery. Also, Andy’s legal expertise is needed when he and Dylan confront an issue in their adoption process, and Lizzie learns some hard truths about Julian’s past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124749 +0000" stop="20260915133127 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grey Matter - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A gruesome discovery in a city pond leads Dylan and Lizzie to investigate a young man's murder, while Andy rescues one of Dylan's students from a legal bind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133127 +0000" stop="20260915141449 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former CIA operative Dr. Dylan Reinhart is lured back to his old life when NYPD Detective Lizzie Needham needs his help to stop a serial killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141449 +0000" stop="20260915145549 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Game - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Although Dylan has returned to teaching, Lizzie calls upon his expertise with profiling sociopaths to assist with a bizarre case in which a venture capitalist was murdered and his body ritualistically displayed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145549 +0000" stop="20260915153638 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets and Lies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a young man who recently left his family’s religious community leads Dylan and Lizzie to a series of possible suspects, including a short-tempered photographer and a mysterious girl with amnesia. Also, Lizzie’s younger sister, Katie, unexpectedly drops by for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153638 +0000" stop="20260915161700 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Heart New York - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dylan Reinhart and Det. Lizzie Needham are reassigned to a murder case in Central Park when their investigation into a chemical attack on the subway is taken over by an FBI team led by Dylan’s estranged father, Roger. However, Dylan can’t shake the feeling that the cases are related.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161700 +0000" stop="20260915165933 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartless - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate the murder of a Jane Doe, but when they realize that the victim was killed by mistake, they must identify the killer’s motive and intended target before she suffers the same fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165933 +0000" stop="20260915174009 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flat Line - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Julian go undercover in a hospital when they suspect an “angel of death” is killing people with non-life-threatening ailments. Also, Lizzie asks Andy for his legal expertise when a personal trainer sues her for accidentally injuring him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174009 +0000" stop="20260915182330 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Owned - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie are under pressure to deliver results when they investigate the death of Jasmine’s friend, the owner of a professional basketball team who died when her car went off a bridge</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182330 +0000" stop="20260915190435 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Shot - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When a woman is shot outside a community center, Dylan and Lizzie are challenged by the mayor to solve the case in less than 24 hours to quell pressure from the media and special interest groups.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190435 +0000" stop="20260915194428 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Actors - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie work to uncover who would want to murder an acting troupe of costumed characters when two members are killed using highly sophisticated poisons. Also, Andy encourages Dylan to accept an invitation to a BBQ being thrown by Det. Fucci when he becomes concerned that Dylan isn’t fitting in with his new colleagues</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121332 +0000" stop="20260915123756 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamstergeddon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While at skool one day, Ms. Bitters tells the class that they need a new pet hamster due to the orders of the skool’s board of directors.  When the hamster arrives, all the children love the hamster because of how adorable it is, in which Zim decides to exploit that fact since the hamster could help make the humans too weak to resist him.  Zim plants an Irken device on the hamster that will permit it to grow larger and be controlled by Zim, but when the hamster grows rampant and breaks free, Zim must attempt to stop the huge hamster from destroying his headquarters, all the while worrying about the growing military presence that may have no choice but to attack the hamster, which would ruin all of his efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123756 +0000" stop="20260915130141 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s headquarters are having security problems, Zim attempts to upgrade the security system and get the job over with.  He decides to put Gir in charge of ensuring nothing goes wrong while he replaces the computer’s AI, but when Gir begins to mess around with things, he inadvertently causes the house to shut down along with himself.  However, Zim soon discovers that Gir’s AI has been uploaded into the central hub of the house, which worries Zim quite a lot since Gir is being unresponsive and uncontrollable, which soon puts their mission in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130141 +0000" stop="20260915132555 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Zim finally finishes one of his self proclaimed brilliant inventions, a space-time-object-transfer device, in which he plans to send a giant robot into the past in order to put an end to Dib once and for all.  However, when the robot isn’t compatible with the temporal field, he throws a rubber pig into the vortex instead, which turns out to be compatible and it causes Dib to crash his tricycle in the past.  Zim decides to send many more rubber pigs into Dib’s past, which ultimately affect him in the future; though when Zim overdoes himself, he discovers that history isn’t something that should be messed with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132555 +0000" stop="20260915135001 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Jackers - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Zim is upset because all of the other Invaders are doing much better in their tasks than he is, though he inadvertently discovers that his signal to the data hub has been interrupted.  When Zim takes a closer look, he discovers that the Earth has actually been hijacked by the Planet-Jackers, an alien race who must throw other planets into their dying sun in order to survive.  Zim begins to formulate a plan to stop the Planet-Jackers, but when Dib refuses to believe him, he realizes that he must save the world he plans to destroy by himself, just for the sake of being the one who gets to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135001 +0000" stop="20260915141411 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Zitboy - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Zim comes home from a lousy day at skool because he found out that Dib knows a flaw in his security system, Gir attempts to cheer him up by rubbing bacon oil all over his face.  However, when Zim develops a pimple due to the grease, he fears that he will be considered abnormal and that it will jeopardize his mission.  Zim believe he can use some acne medicine to get rid of the pimple, but when it only gets worse and when Gir draws a little face on the pimple, Zim believes all hope is lost; though Zim soon discovers the pimple has hypnotic powers and he hopes to exploit this new power in order to get Dib to reveal his secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141411 +0000" stop="20260915143846 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plague of Babies - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s Voot Cruiser has a mechanical failure and it sends Zim and Gir flying through the skies, Zim manages to gain control just in time to land safely in their headquarters.  However, Zim is highly upset because a human baby saw the whole thing and despite Gir’s attempts to reason with him, Zim decides to go meet with the baby to see what he can do.  However, Zim soon discovers the true nature of the baby and he must do everything he can to prevent them from accomplishing their goals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143846 +0000" stop="20260915150310 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloaty's Pizza Hog - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dib believes he has figured out a way to successfully tunnel into Zim’s underground base, but when his father comes in and announces that it’s the Membrane family’s night out and that Gaz gets to pick the place to eat, Dib runs off saying that he will be back in time for them to leave.  However, when Dib fails to arrive on time, Professor Membrane decides to wait until Dib gets back, which causes Gaz to become quite frustrated as she really wanted to get some of her favorite food; she decides to go find Dib at Zim’s place and despite the fact that Zim’s already taken Dib into an in-space laboratory, she refuses to miss her opportunity to eat out so she plans to let nothing get in her way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150310 +0000" stop="20260915152736 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bolognius Maximus - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When Dib once again notices that Zim isn’t eating his food, he throws a piece of bologna at him in order to taunt him, in which the bologna fuses with Zim’s skin, causing him immense pain.  Zim vows to get his revenge and during the next day of school, Dib sits on a tack, which causes Zim to begin laughing hysterically.  Dib believes Zim is just being pathetic, but when Dib begins to transform into a living piece of bologna, he realizes that Zim’s plan was better than he had thought and he must formulate a method of curing himself before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152736 +0000" stop="20260915155112 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Slave 2 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Gaz sees an advertisement for the new handheld gaming console, the Game Slave 2, she decides that she really needs to go to the mall in order to get one. However, when her father insists that she takes Dib to the mall as well, he forces her to wait until Mysterious Mysteries goes off, which causes them to arrive at the mall late. Gaz, in rage, tricks Dib into running off into the underground parking lot while she attempts to get a Game Slave 2; though Gaz discovers an annoying kid managed to get the last copy so she seeks to steal his copy, all the while Dib must attempt to get out of the underground parking lot, which is filled with rat-like people who just annoy him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155112 +0000" stop="20260915161454 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom - S01E22</title>
    <desc>It’s Halloween and the entire town is getting into the Halloween spirit; much to Zim’s dismay because he considers the entire concept to be insane and he doesn’t want filthy Earth children coming to his house.  Meanwhile, Ms. Bitters sends Dib to an insane asylum because he has been acting crazier than normal, in which in truth he has been getting sucked into a nightmare world that was created due to his meddling with one of his father’s inventions.  After finally getting out of the nightmare world and out of the insane asylum, Dib sees Zim’s house and decides to force Zim to come with him into the Nightmare world because he believes Zim will have the capability to put an end to all the madness, but will they manage to work together despite the fact that they’re enemies and that Zim didn’t want to help him in the first place?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161454 +0000" stop="20260915162607 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterious Mysteries - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When Mysterious Mysteries is having trouble in ratings due to their lack of stories, they decide to take drastic measures and they finally let Dib onto the show.  Dib believes this is his best chance to reveal Zim for what he is and he plays a short clip of Zim and Dib in the woods, which actually makes the anchor of the series quite pleased.  However, when Zim gets on the show the next day to attempt to prove Dib wrong, they soon get into a battle of words over the real events that occurred on that day as they both attempt to persuade the host of Mysterious Mysteries to believe what they have said.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162607 +0000" stop="20260915163734 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Dib - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Professor Membrane has just unveiled a world changing machine that will completely remove the entire need for fuel, though if the machine were to malfunction, it could cause a giant shockwave that would destroy all life on Earth.  However, Professor Membrane refuses to turn the machine on until his children are present, in which Dib is absent because he is attempting to prevent Zim from sabotaging the machine.  However, things soon take a turn for the worse as Dib falls into one of Zim’s traps and the crowd in front of Professor Membrane beings to grow uneasy over the fact that they’ve waited so long, so Professor Membrane decides to send Gaz to go find Dib and put an end to his foolishness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163734 +0000" stop="20260915164919 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door to Door - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The skool is holding a candy drive in order to get some finances, in which the individual who sells the most chocolate bars will get a secret mystery prize.  Zim becomes interested and he attempts to find a way to sell the most chocolate bars, which causes Dib to get into the contest in order to gain a defeat over Zim.  Zim soon realizes, however, that he may have to take drastic measures in order to sell more candy bars than Dib.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164919 +0000" stop="20260915170032 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FBI Warning of Doom - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gir has recently been watching a movie he rented from the local mall, in which Zim just happens to be in the room when the FBI Warning is displayed on screen.  Just as Zim realizes this, he gets a phone call from the mall saying they need the video back, in which Zim begins to panic because he believes that there is foul play at hand.  When his computer tells him that the FBI must be an alien hunting group, he grabs the movie and makes his way to the mall, despite the fact that he doesn’t know what to expect when he arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170032 +0000" stop="20260915172455 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Planets - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When Zim goes to Mars to attempt to find a way to destroy the Earth, figuring that whatever killed the life on Mars may work for Earth as well, he stumbles across the face on Mars, which he later discovers that is actually the controls for a spaceship, in which the entire planet of Mars was the spaceship.  Dib learns of this and he attempts to go to NASAPLACE in order to get them to see what Zim is doing, but they refuse to believe him as they can’t look at the monitors.  Will Dib be able to find a way to stop Zim before he uses the red planet to squish all the life out of the Earth?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172455 +0000" stop="20260915174746 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abducted - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Zim is attempting to explain to the Almighty Tallest that the humans are both dumb and tall, he gets interrupted when the doorbell rings and his transmission to the Tallest is cut short.  The two individuals at the door claim to be human, but Zim doesn’t believe them and he attempts to tell them that their spaceship is jamming his signal; they respond by merely sacking both Gir and Zim and taking them to their spaceship.  Will Zim be able to get back to his base and finish his report to the Tallest, and what will Zim do to the two aliens who dared to capture him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174746 +0000" stop="20260915175922 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot - S01E29</title>
    <desc>When Professor Membrane invites some of his colleagues over to the house, they insult and mock Dib because of his hobby of paranormal investigation.  Matters become even worse for Dib when Mysterious Mysteries begins to show a segment on Chickenfoot, a being that is obviously a guy in a suit.  Dib decides to go on a crusade to prove Chickenfoot is a fraud in order to establish the fact that paranormal investigation also disproves the frauds along with proving the real mysteries, though will Dib be able to find the elusive Chickenfoot and even if he does, how will he manage to get the suit off of him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175922 +0000" stop="20260915181031 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Megadoomer - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Almighty tallest are examining a storage planet in order to send valuable goods to the Invaders to help them on their missions. They decide to send a Megadoomer Combat Stealth Mech to Invader Tenn to help her conquest of the planet Meekrob and they decide to send a box of malfunctioning SIR units to Invader ZIM, but when the two packages addresses are switched by an angry slave, ZIM gets the Megadoomer and plans to use his new gift from the Tallest to put an end to Dib once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181031 +0000" stop="20260915182157 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lice - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When at skool one day, a child comes into class late because his head was itchy, which Ms. Bitters recognizes that it was due to lice. Before she can do anything, however, the lice infect the rest of the students in the class, so Ms, Bitters informs the Delouser, who proclaims martial law and the children are taken into separate rooms. However, Zim shows no sign of being infected by the lice, which causes the Delouser to take special interest in him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182157 +0000" stop="20260915184621 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tak: The Hideous New Girl - S01E32</title>
    <desc>It’s Valentines Day and everyone is celebrating by giving out meat valentines, but when a new girl named Tak arrives and starts giving out sausages, Zim believes she has a crush on him so he exploits the opportunity to examine human love rituals.  However, when such doesn’t turn out so well, he decides to head home, only to discover later that Tak followed him home and that she is actually a member of the Irken race.  Tak plans to take over Zim’s mission so she can show the Tallest that she is worthy of being an Invader, but that’s not something Zim is going to permit so easily so he vows to prevent her from doing this, as the Earth is his planet to destroy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184621 +0000" stop="20260915185720 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff - S01E33</title>
    <desc>When Zim attempts to taint the Earth’s cow-meat supply with sewer water is ruined because of Gir’s antics, he decides to increase the power on Gir’s behavioral modifier, which will permit him to stay in serious mode all the time.  However, when the serious Gir starts to consider Zim a threat to the mission and runs off to learn things on his own accord, it’s up to Zim and Squidman to find Gir and turn down the power on his behavioral modifier before too many individuals see them and jeopardize their mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185720 +0000" stop="20260915190913 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>While at school one day, Zim throws another fit about the lunch food so Dib throws a muffin at him, which causes Zim to run away in anger.  The next day, a pair of Meekrob come to Dib in his sleep and grant him marvelous super powers, in which Dib decides to use to put an end to Zim once and for all.  When Dib manages to suppress Zim quite easily, he decides to use his power for the greater good and he lives out the wonderful life he always wanted to have; though perhaps it’s too wonderful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190913 +0000" stop="20260915192029 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hobo 13 - S01E35</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s constant requests to the Tallest get on their nerves, they attempt to remind him that he is an Invader, not a battle soldier, and that he doesn’t have the training to use the equipment he requested.  In order for Zim to prove himself to them, they send him to Hobo 13, an elite training facility that only the best of soldiers stand a chance of completing.  While the Tallest hope that Zim will die on the mission and be gone once and for all, they soon discover that Zim is much more cunning than they gave him credit for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192029 +0000" stop="20260915193147 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk for Your Lives - S01E36</title>
    <desc>During Probing Day, the day where the Tallest evaluate the Invaders’ performances, Zim has Dib captured in a space-time-field prison which is keeping him in slow motion, in which Zim wants to perform experiments on him for the Tallest.  However, when a malfunction causes the prison to explode, Zim finds a piece of explosion that is expanding very slowly; in which Zim believes he can end if he throws it into the city’s cesspool.  However, when he discovers that getting the explosion to the cesspool is much more difficult than he expected, he finds that he may just have to use unconventional means to complete the task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193147 +0000" stop="20260915195614 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>This episode takes place in the future, in which a robotic snowman named Sludgy is telling children the story of the most horrible Christmas ever. It all started when Zim, Gir and Minimoose were on the streets trying to make money; he notices that fat men in red coats and white beards were making a lot of money. He captures one and he discovers the story of Santa Claus, in which he is amazed over how much power Santa has over the humans. Zim decides to create a giant Santa suit that he can use in order to pretend to be Santa, in order to have more power over the humans and become their ruler,so zim collects all info on santa and creates his suite, though Dib figures out Zim’s scheme and heads out to stop him in order to not only save Christmas, but to save the entire human race as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122322 +0000" stop="20260915124643 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yesterday's Jam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the very first episode, new recruit Jen is appointed head of the IT department, but her staff Moss and Roy soon discover that she knows nothing about computers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124643 +0000" stop="20260915131057 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calamity Jen - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has an attack of kleptomania, and Jen's shoes don't fit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131057 +0000" stop="20260915133534 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>50:50 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jen has a new admirer, but her inability to tell the truth results in humiliation. Roy decides to improve his love life by adopting a sterner attitude, and Moss recommends a romantic restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133534 +0000" stop="20260915135914 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>What lies behind the mysterious red door in the IT department? What has happened to Moss's new mug? And why is Roy in danger of becoming known as a 'desk rabbit'?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135914 +0000" stop="20260915142305 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunting of Bill Crouse - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Moss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. These lengths include Jen's untimely death...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142305 +0000" stop="20260915144817 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Irma Visits - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jen is subject to powerful mood swings around a certain time every month, and Moss and Roy develop similar symptoms. Can a big bar of chocolate, Dirty Dancing on DVD and a girly night out help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144817 +0000" stop="20260915151309 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Work Outing - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jen's heart soars when 'Philip from Six' visits the basement to borrow Heat, and invites her to the theatre. But her hopes of finding true love are dashed when Roy and Moss invite themselves along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151309 +0000" stop="20260915153624 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Golden Child - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Denholm's death means trouble for Jen, Roy and Moss, until support appears in the form of a mysterious, albeit libidinous, stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153624 +0000" stop="20260915160029 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moss and the German - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jen tries to escape the romantic attentions of Douglas, Roy tries to watch a film, and Moss's attempt to meet new people backfires dramatically when he answers an online ad for a cookery course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160029 +0000" stop="20260915162205 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jen's hopes for a sophisticated dinner party are dashed when she has to invite Roy, Moss and Richmond, and, for some reason, Roy finds something hilarious about her new boyfriend's name: Peter File.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162205 +0000" stop="20260915164608 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke and Mirrors - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164608 +0000" stop="20260915170922 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men Without Women - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy free rein in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's unwelcome advances?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170922 +0000" stop="20260915173231 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hell - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173231 +0000" stop="20260915175419 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We Not Men? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen is trying to date a man who looks like a magician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175419 +0000" stop="20260915181617 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tramps Like Us - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, and Roy ends up out in the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181617 +0000" stop="20260915184032 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speech - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jen makes enemies of Roy and Moss after trying to assert herself more after being named as Employee of the Month. Douglas discovers that the woman who he loves is not quite as she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184032 +0000" stop="20260915190313 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendface - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190313 +0000" stop="20260915192649 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calendar Geeks - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first naked calendar. Enough said, probably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192649 +0000" stop="20260915195115 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jen the Fredo - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jen applies for the post of Entertainment Manager. When she finds out that amusing her boss Douglas's business connections has its darker side, she has to turn to Moss and Roy for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120143 +0000" stop="20260915122237 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Made a Smut Film - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Dennis makes a movie spotlighting his erotic memoirs while Frank and Mac try to pass off Charlie as a gifted artist to make money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122237 +0000" stop="20260915124432 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac &amp; Dennis Move to the Suburbs - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs for cheaper rent but find it hard to adjust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124432 +0000" stop="20260915130222 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Being Frank - S11E06</title>
    <desc>The gang have a new scheme and Frank tries to keep up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130222 +0000" stop="20260915132416 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Old grievances surface when the Lawyers sues Bill Ponderosa on behalf of Liam McPoyle and his lost eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132416 +0000" stop="20260915134607 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie Catches a Leprechaun - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Dennis tries to create an innovative mobile Paddy's pub experience but runs into trouble when customers refuse to cooperate, while Charlie and Mac attempt to catch a thieving leprechaun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134607 +0000" stop="20260915140744 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes to Hell (1) - S11E09</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to take a vacation from their usual dynamic by going on a cruise, but old habits die hard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140744 +0000" stop="20260915143041 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes to Hell (2) - S11E10</title>
    <desc>The gang gets real with one another in the face of death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143041 +0000" stop="20260915145252 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Turns Black - S12E01</title>
    <desc>After an electric heating blanket shorts out while the gang watches the Wiz they look in the mirror and realize they've turned black. They have to figure out how to get back to being themselves by going through all the classic body switch movie shenanigans they encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145252 +0000" stop="20260915151137 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes to a Water Park - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The gang takes a trip to a local water park, ripe with personal agendas and ulterior motives. Dennis feeds off his mantra of "the park provides" and takes on a protégé. Frank and Charlie are determined to ride every ride by any means necessary and Mac and Dee get stuck in a tube slide for most of the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151137 +0000" stop="20260915153244 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Charlie thinks Mac's mom is holding his mom hostage, so the gang installs spy cameras in their house to monitor what's going on. What they end up discovering is the moms are quite entertaining once Dennis makes some quick edits and adds a laugh track to the surveillance footage. Dee wants in on the new hit show, and Frank becomes obsessed with banging Charlie's mom now that he's seen her on TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153244 +0000" stop="20260915155212 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Franks Fluids LLC is in big trouble after a news segment shows Wolf Cola has become the official drink of Boko Haram. Dee and Dennis help with the PR nightmare while Charlie and Mac work on a scheme to make Fight Milk the official drink of the UFC.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155212 +0000" stop="20260915161355 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer - S12E05</title>
    <desc>A cat-woman, AKA Maureen Ponderosa, is found dead in an alley and Dennis becomes the main suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161355 +0000" stop="20260915163529 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero or Hate Crime? - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The gang fight over a lottery ticket and seek out an arbitrator to decide a rightful owner, who also decides if Frank is a hero or hate monger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163529 +0000" stop="20260915165728 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PTSDee - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Dee dates a male stripper and tries to prove her worth after learning she's his "rock bottom." Elsewhere, Mac and Frank get sucked into a VR war game, leading Mac to develop a case of PTSD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165728 +0000" stop="20260915171917 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Tends Bar - S12E08</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day and Paddy's is packed. Dennis tries to get the gang to do one single day of work, but they are more interested in a mystery crate in the alley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171917 +0000" stop="20260915173913 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cricket's Tale - S12E09</title>
    <desc>We get to see a typical day in Cricket's world and then a possible redemption when his family intervenes. Will Cricket finally move on from the gang, finding love in the process? Will Cricket go from filthy beast to his former self, Matthew Mara?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173913 +0000" stop="20260915180102 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis' Double Life - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Dennis reveals he has a baby after his Wade Boggs layover in North Dakota and the gang try to help him get out of the jam, but their suggestions border on the extreme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180102 +0000" stop="20260915182310 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Meet Cindy, the new, ethnically diverse female member of the gang who can successfully pull off scams. Everything is working until Mac introduces a new member: a life-like sex doll that looks exactly like Dennis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182310 +0000" stop="20260915184505 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Escapes - S13E02</title>
    <desc>To boost productivity, Dee hires an at-home "Escape Room Experience" service to come to Dennis and Mac's apartment. Will they escape? Who will get the credit? What could go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184505 +0000" stop="20260915190501 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot - S13E03</title>
    <desc>To one-up the guys, Dee has organized an "all-female reboot" of the Wade Boggs challenge on a first-of-its-kind, all-female flight headed to L.A. for the women's march.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190501 +0000" stop="20260915192604 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time's Up for the Gang - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Paddy's has been put on a list of bars that are sexually hostile to women, and the gang must attend a sexual harassment seminar to get off the list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192604 +0000" stop="20260915194943 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets New Wheels - S13E05</title>
    <desc>Dee gets in with a group of cool, rich housewives. Dennis hits it off with some everyday blue-collar bros. Frank struggles to renew his license. Charlie and Mac deal with a new generation of bicycle bullies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120913 +0000" stop="20260915125058 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Dead Guy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Peyton and Liv find themselves on a surprising wild goose chase. Ravi is terrified when the zombie truth hunters' plans are revealed. Elsewhere, Major finds comfort in an unexpected - and perhaps unwelcome - friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125058 +0000" stop="20260915133224 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Weary - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liv and Blaine come to the rescue of one of their own. They consume the brains of a conspiracy theorist and paranoia ensues. Meanwhile, as they continue to search for conspiracy theories that may or may not exist, Liv researches Major’s new friend. Finally, Ravi makes a surprising discovery of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133224 +0000" stop="20260915141411 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Mr. Goodbrain (1) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Liv consumes the brains of someone from Ravi's past, not only does it have her wanting to sleep with every guy in Seattle, she also begins having some very intimate visions of Ravi. Meanwhile, Major is faced with a huge decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141411 +0000" stop="20260915145555 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Mr. Goodbrain (2) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Liv uncovers a shocking truth with far-reaching consequences. A reeling Major looks to the future, and Clive gets closure. Meanwhile, Blaine makes a business proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145555 +0000" stop="20260915153820 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Ready for Some Zombies? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>While investigating the murder of a Seattle Seahawk superfan, Liv has a surprising vision. Meanwhile, Major is assigned the task of mentoring young, homeless zombies, and Ravi is still carrying a torch for Peyton. Lastly, Blaine is dealing with a threat looming from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153820 +0000" stop="20260915162044 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Bloody - S04E02</title>
    <desc>It’s a real-life game of 'Clue' for Liv after she eats the brains of a despicable dowager and must determine which one of her disgruntled servants killed her. Clive and Bozzio are struggling to maintain a healthy relationship. Meanwhile, circumstances place Major and Liv in opposition to one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162044 +0000" stop="20260915170227 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainless in Seattle (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air after Liv eats the brains of a hopeless romantic, and she can’t stop herself from meddling in Clive’s relationship. Major and Liv continue to try to work through their differences. Meanwhile, Blaine is approached with an interesting offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170227 +0000" stop="20260915174415 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainless in Seattle (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Liv and Clive discover the murder they are investigating was the work of a serial killer. Meanwhile, Major enters dangerous territory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174415 +0000" stop="20260915182641 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goon Struck - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While tracking the murder of a hockey player, Liv stumbles onto Chase Graves’ evil plan. Meanwhile, Major is forced to make a horrible decision. Lastly, Peyton tries to contain a volatile situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182641 +0000" stop="20260915190906 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Really Fair Lady - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Liv and Clive investigate the murder of a pretentious theater actor. Meanwhile, Ravi makes a huge sacrifice for Peyton. Lastly, Blaine makes a startling discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190906 +0000" stop="20260915195045 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After consuming the brain of a bachelor playboy, Liv heads to a club to meet up with Clive and Ravi. Meanwhile, Major is assigned an enormous task. Lastly, Clive is still struggling with the arrangement he’s made with Bozzio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122712 +0000" stop="20260915130830 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Posse Comitatus - S09E08</title>
    <desc>A Marine helicopter pilot finds himself under investigation when he intervenes in a civilian law enforcement hostage situation and puts an end to the hostage crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130830 +0000" stop="20260915134950 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boast - S09E09</title>
    <desc>A soldiers finds himself being investigated when his claim of killing an Iraqi prisoner makes the news.
During the all-star game of the Navy &amp; Marine baseball players, a batter narrowly escapes being killed after being hit by a ball thrown at him by the pitcher.  The pitcher then comes under scrutiny for possible assault charges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134950 +0000" stop="20260915143108 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pulse Rate - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The death of a sailor repairing the ships radar dish leads Mac to prosecute and Harm to defend the sailor charged with the death.
At the Naval Academy, Mikey's friendship is tested when his roommate introduces him to his sister and the two of them hit it off, causing fireworks between Mikey, his roommate &amp; his sister Cassie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143108 +0000" stop="20260915151230 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Merry Little Christmas - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Harm attempts to gain legal guardianship Mattie, but finds his past single "lifestyle" may pose a problem in making good on his promise to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151230 +0000" stop="20260915155352 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl's Best Friend - S09E12</title>
    <desc>As Harm now has custody of Mattie, PO2 Jennifer Coates agrees to move into an apartment down the hall from Harm.  Admiral Chegwidden looks into why the diamond he gave to Meredith for their engagement "just doesn't look right".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155352 +0000" stop="20260915163509 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Intentions - S09E13</title>
    <desc>When a female Naval officer is found brutally murdered, its up to Mac to defend the suspect - a male petty officer who was intoxicated and has absolutely no recollection of the entire evening.
Also, a Navy SEAL Commander finds himself facing charges of larceny and fraud - his victim:  the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163509 +0000" stop="20260915171915 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People v. SecNav - S09E14</title>
    <desc>When civilians are killed in a bombing raid, an International Criminal Court charges the United States with war crimes and the SecNav is the one on trial representing the USA.  The SecNav is defended by Harm, Mac &amp; Bud who find they must also defend the United States decision for waging the war.  At the end, the court finds the USA on the following charges:   Crimes against humanity - Not Guilty   War Crimes - Not Guilty   Intentionally targeting non-combatants - Not Guilty   Willful destruction of civilian property - Guilty.
The court orders the USA to provide reparations to the town of Tikifa in the amount of $20 million US dollars.  The prosecutor mentions to the SecNav that he doesn't agree with the verdicts, but pleased the SecNav won't have to go to prison.  In response, the SecNav states that the two countries have been friends for too long and they both go off to get a drink together.
Back in the USA, when Bud has to fly overseas to help defend the SecNav, Mike is asked to baby</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171915 +0000" stop="20260915180031 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash - S09E15</title>
    <desc>The crash of an aircraft into an aircraft carrier is believed to be the result of the pilot committing suicide, which has Harm &amp; Mac squaring off against one another; especially as Mac wants to hold the pilots commanding officer responsible when she learns he knew the pilot was deeply depressed before the pilot took off.
When Mattie gets in over her head, she needs Harm &amp; Petty Officer Coates to help her get out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180031 +0000" stop="20260915184148 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persian Gulf - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Sadik Fahd who held Mac &amp; Webb captive in Paraguay at the end of last season, shows up in Washington, DC and Mac has to wonder what he's up to when he begins to contact her.
Harm temporarily loses his hearing when the car battery on his Corvette explodes while he was working on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184148 +0000" stop="20260915192308 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take It Like a Man - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Mac continues to be tormented by her feelings over her having to kill Sadik Fahd, which begins to interfere with the other parts of her life - including her defense of a former Marine.
Mattie continues to deal with how she feels toward her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121048 +0000" stop="20260915123219 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Jingle - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The pressures of being a supervisor affect the quality of Jamie's jingles, so he passes off one of Mouse's ideas as his own, which leads to a guilt-filled dream about his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123219 +0000" stop="20260915125421 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners Fo' Life - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To cover the medical costs of an injured friend, Jamie signs insurance forms that claim he and his friend are life partners, which leads to a misinterpreted party invitation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125421 +0000" stop="20260915131612 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Coco on a Cold Night - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Fancy fulfills a fantasy for Jamie by waiting on him hand and foot, and he begins to prefer his dream lover to the real thing. He expects his girlfriend to pamper him continually, which leads to an embarrassing display of attention during an important business dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131612 +0000" stop="20260915133807 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rollin' in the Dough - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jamie advises Braxton's financial group to invest in a doughnut franchise, but Braxton balks at the idea, causing the other members of the group to kick him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133807 +0000" stop="20260915135946 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Musical Chairs - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jamie sings with Nicole at a nightclub, which rekindles his interests in a career in music -- despite Fancy's misgivings. Jamie later agrees to perform with Nicole again after they are asked back for another gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135946 +0000" stop="20260915142148 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamie in the Middle - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jamie works on a jingle with Method Man and Redman and they both seek Jamie's help in courting Nicole, but she doesn't date rappers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142148 +0000" stop="20260915144339 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Second That Demo-tion - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jamie and Nicole risk their jobs by working on their demo tape in the Jingles 2000 studio after hours -- against company policy and they later meet the night janitor who claims he is related to Montell Jordan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144339 +0000" stop="20260915150536 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roadtrip (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Nicole kisses Jamie on the stage before they perform a gig in Las Vegas, a trip Fancy refused to join them on. Fancy then makes a surprise visit to Jamie's hotel room only to find that he is sharing it with Nicole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150536 +0000" stop="20260915152735 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roadtrip (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>To win Fancy back, Jamie buys her an engagement ring, only to get an offer from Nicole to sing with her on tour in Europe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152735 +0000" stop="20260915154932 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Bended Knee - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jamie balks at proposing to Fancy, so he breaks up with her---but accidentally leaves an engagement ring at her apartment. He and his pals then search her place for the rock, hoping to find it before Fancy does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154932 +0000" stop="20260915161132 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double or Nothing - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Phil and Mouse take Jamie to a club to help him get over losing his job and Fancy, but Jamie's pickup lines fall flat with the ladies. Then he meets a woman named Nancy, who seems to have much in common with Fancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161132 +0000" stop="20260915163301 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serve No Wine Before I Get Mine - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After a series of low-paying gigs, Jamie gets a break and records one of his original songs for a record producer, but the arrangement might not be as legitimate as the singer thinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163301 +0000" stop="20260915165502 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shades of Gray - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A lonely Jamie spends the night with Fancy at her apartment, but the morning after proves awkward for the former couple. The tension increases later that night when Jamie sees Fancy with another man at a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165502 +0000" stop="20260915171702 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Do It My Dammy.com - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jamie refuses to sign with a record company and instead tries to sell compact discs of his original music over the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171702 +0000" stop="20260915173902 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Girl - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jamie wants to film a video for his latest song at the hotel, but Helen opposes the idea because of the video's sexual content. To further complicate matters, the actress slated to appear in the video objects to her lack of wardrobe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173902 +0000" stop="20260915180057 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakin' and Fakin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jamie gets sick after eating Japanese food and Fancy nurses him through the night, only to have him fake a relapse the next day to keep her from going out with another guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180057 +0000" stop="20260915182258 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits... - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jamie finds a pair of size-22 sneakers under Fancy's bed and he thinks that she is involved with NBA star Kevin Garnett, who books a press conference at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182258 +0000" stop="20260915184440 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupid - S05E09</title>
    <desc>After striking out with Fancy at a bowling alley, Jamie calls upon Cupid to help him win back Fancy's affections. Meanwhile, Mouse starts dating a new woman he met with the love god's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184440 +0000" stop="20260915190612 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelor Party - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Jamie catches Fancy auditioning male dancers for her bachelorette party after they each promised not to have such gatherings, so he and Mouse plan to get even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190612 +0000" stop="20260915192805 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East Side Story - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The Kings announce their retirement and offer the hotel to Jamie and Fancy â€” but Fancy considers a job offer in New York. Meanwhile, Braxton feels unappreciated at work, having assumed that his time at the hotel would merit his taking over the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192805 +0000" stop="20260915194957 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 100: Always and Forever (a.k.a. Happily Ever After) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After a five-seaon run, the comedy series takes a final bow with this star-studded celebration of Jamie and Fancy's wedding. The series, which debuted in 1996, followed the escapades of Jamie King (Foxx), an aspiring singer working in his family's L.A. hotel. The on-again, off-again relationship between Jamie and Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) formed the lighthearted show's romantic center. In the series finale, Jamie sets out to retrieve his tuxedo for the big day and finds himself scrambling to get to the event on time as the bride, her parents (Marilyn McCoo, Billy Davis Jr.) and his mother (Gladys Knight) anxiously await his arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124732 +0000" stop="20260915133707 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purity of the Turf - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle George has become engaged to a young waitress and Aunt Agatha wants Bertie to offer her a hundred pounds to end the scandalous engagement, but Jeeves has other plans.  Then it's off to Twing Hall where Lady Wickhammersley has banned gambling due to an unfortunate incident in which Lord Wickhammersley lost the East Wing with a bad hand.  So Bertie, Bingo, and Jeeves start gambling on events in the village fair, such as the Boys and Girls Mixed Animal Potato Race and the Mothers Sack Race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133707 +0000" stop="20260915142543 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunger Strike - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia coerces Bertie into handing out the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School by threatening to withhold the services of her master chef, Anatole. Newt-fancier Gussie Fink-Nottle comes to Jeeves for advice about Madeline Bassett, with whom he is enamoured. Since she is staying at Brinkley Court with Aunt Dahlia, Bertie delegates Gussie to give the prizes.

Bertie tries to sort out Tuppy Glossop and Angela Travers's relationship, Gussie and Madeline's relationship, and an issue Aunt Dahlia has with her husband — all without the help of Jeeves. Disaster ensues when he recommends that they go without dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142543 +0000" stop="20260915151445 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Anatole Return to Brinkley Court? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jeeves returns to London to persuade Anatole to return to Brinkley Court, whereto Bertie subsequently goes to reconcile Angela Travers with Tuppy Glossop, who is growing increasingly suspicious and jealous of his relationship with her.

In order to bolster Gussie Fink-Nottle's courage to deliver the prizes and propose to Madeline Bassett, both Bertie and Jeeves spike his orange juice. Jeeves finally sorts out all the fractured relationships with a plan to set off the fire alarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151445 +0000" stop="20260915160619 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeeves Saves the Cow-Creamer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia sends Bertie to sneer at an 18th century cow creamer in order to reduce the price for Uncle Tom.  But when he makes a mess of the job rival silver collector Sir Watkin Bassett gets ahold of it.  So Bertie goes off to Totleigh Towers where everyone either wants Bertie to steal the cow-creamer, or threatens to beat him to a jelly if he does.  Stiffy Byng, Stinker Pinker, and Aunt Dahlia being of the former category, and the Amateur Dictator Roderick Spode and Sir Watkin Bassett being of the latter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160619 +0000" stop="20260915165729 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bassetts' Fancy Dress Ball - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gussie Fink-Nottle has been keeping a notebook containing insulting observations on Sir Watkyn Bassett and Sir Roderick Spode, in order to keep his courage up about them. When he loses the notebook, he calls on Bertie to help find it.

The Rev. Harold "Stinker" Pinker and Stephanie "Stiffy" Byng wish to marry, but Stiffy's guardian Sir Watkyn doesn't approve. Stiffy blackmails Bertie into helping her convince her guardian otherwise.

Meanwhile Bertie comes into possession of a policeman's helmet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165729 +0000" stop="20260915174725 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pearls Mean Tears - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aunt Agatha intends to engage Bertie to "a nice quiet girl" named Aline Hemmingway. Bertie is forced to spend some time with Aline and her brother, Rev. Sidney Hemmingway, but finds them dreary. After Sidney loses money at the races, he borrows £100 from Bertie with Aline's pearl necklace on deposit. Coincidentally, Aunt Agatha's pearl necklace goes missing.

Biffy Biffen cannot find a girl to whom he was engaged. He comes to Jeeves for help, but Jeeves, who happens to be the girl's uncle, misunderstands Biffy's intentions and does not wish to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174725 +0000" stop="20260915183815 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuffy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bertie's insistence on playing the trombone drives Jeeves to give notice. Bertie hires a less satisfactory valet, Brinkley. Bertie's friend, Lord "Chuffy" Chuffnell, quickly snaps Jeeves up.

Bertie rents a country cottage from Chuffy in Devon and practices his horn. Chuffy is intent on selling Chuffnell Hall to J. Washburn Stoker, so that he can afford to marry Stoker's daughter Pauline. He discovers, to his concern, that Pauline was once engaged to Bertie—and that Washburn wants Bertie to stay away from his daughter.

Jeeves produces a plan to get Pauline and Chuffy together that results in the burning down of Bertie's cottage. Sympathetic to Bertie, however, Jeeves resumes working for him at the end of the episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183815 +0000" stop="20260915192802 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bertie's club, the Drones, are electing a new dining committee chairman. Bertie wishes to be elected, but discovers that no one with a criminal record can stand.

Pauline Stoker is being stalked by a mysterious stranger. Bertie, always chivalrous, is called upon to protect her on her way back to Chuffnell Regis. The trip results in startling results, including an encounter with several Drones in blackface.

Because Chuffy Chuffnell cannot get permission to turn Chuffnell Hall into a hotel, Pauline tries to persuade Sir Roderick Glossop to turn it into a sanatorium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120750 +0000" stop="20260915123301 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jefferson Curve - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Marcus takes a lesson from George and throws a pretty girl the Jefferson curve, which is to bend the truth to get what you want and Marcus tells the girl that he's Lionel.  This eventually leads George and Louise to belive that Lionel is having an affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123301 +0000" stop="20260915125814 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>984 W. 124th Street, Apt. 5C - S04E15</title>
    <desc>It's the Christmas season and the 1st wedding anniversary of Lionel and Jenny.  However, George is sneaking around sending gifts to a mysterious address in Harlem.  This leads Louise to follow him and she is shocked at what she discovers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125814 +0000" stop="20260915132327 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Whitty - S04E16</title>
    <desc>George and Louise discover that the landlord, Mr. Whittendale, may not be renewing their lease.  This prompts George and Louise to invite Whittendale over to discuss this matter.  However, just before he comes over, Harry drops his ant farm in the middle of the Jefferson's living room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132327 +0000" stop="20260915134841 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lionel Gets the Business - S04E17</title>
    <desc>George is ecstatic when Lionel joins the family business, however ecstatic is not the word to describe George when Lionel begins making major changes and even puts into effect a half price sale, a change that could put George out of business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134841 +0000" stop="20260915141358 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A blackout prompts George to rush down to one of his stores when he hears about looting in the area.  Once there, George and Marcus try to save some of the clothes from the looters but are arrested by mistake, landing them in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141358 +0000" stop="20260915143917 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Florence's Union - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Florence is named the head of the maids union in the building and wants to hold a meeting in the Jefferson's apartment.  George is all for it until he discovers, H.L. Whittendale is set against it.  So this prompts Louise and Florence to get George out of the apartment for the evening so the meeting can be held.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143917 +0000" stop="20260915150430 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Jimmy - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After learning that Jimmy Carter stays at "ordinary" peoples homes while on trips, George intends to invite him to stay at the Jefferson's abode.  However, Secret Service agents show up at the Jefferson's door after George makes a phone call to the White House which sounds threatening to Jimmy Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150430 +0000" stop="20260915152944 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas H. Willis &amp; Co. - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Helen is all excited for Tom when he plans on starting his own publishing firm.  However, her happiness turns to anger when she gets into a fight with George and then later finds out Tom is going to get George to co-sign a loan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152944 +0000" stop="20260915155443 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle George and Aunt Louise - S04E22</title>
    <desc>George and Louise's have a houseguest, George's nephew, Raymond.  Raymond is staying with them for six weeks and proves to be a hand full.  When George's attempts to entertain the tyke fail, George takes him horseback riding, but when that fails, Raymond runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155443 +0000" stop="20260915170839 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Louise in a Bind (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Louise and George have yet another one of their infamous fights which leads to Louise storming off to the Willis'.  Soon after she leaves, a burglar holds George hostage and ties him up.  Louise also gets tied up when she returns.  This leads to George and Louise reminicing about their lives and the time they've spent together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170839 +0000" stop="20260915173045 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Louise in a Bind (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As the burglar loots the apartment, Louise and George sit in the kitchen tied up.  They continue to reminice about their lives (via flashbacks).  Memories include, Louise putting up with Mother Jefferson and their lives when they lived across the street from Archie Bunker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173045 +0000" stop="20260915175257 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Louise in a Bind (3) - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Memories continue as Louise and George are being held hostage.  Later, the burglar finally leaves and Florence arrives home to discover what happened.  The excursion proves to have brung George and Louise closer together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175257 +0000" stop="20260915181818 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jenny's Thesis - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jenny needs a topic for a thesis that she's writing.  However, her idea could lead her into danger when she decides her topic will be street gangs.  This leads her to go to Harlem and meet Marcus', unknown to her Tom and George are following her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181818 +0000" stop="20260915184310 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louise's Painting - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Prompted by Helen, Louise begins taking an art class.  However, when George discovers she's been sketching models who pose in the nude, he tries to get her to stop attending class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184310 +0000" stop="20260915190801 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>George decides that he needs a cleaning factory and sets out to find a place for it.  Meanwhile, Alan Willis returns to New York and learns that he has inherited a warehouse from his grandfather.  Seeing that the warehouse would be perfect for his factory, George goes all out to try to get it, even allowing Alan to move in with the Jeffersons' due to squabbling between Alan and Tom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190801 +0000" stop="20260915193255 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alan moves in with the Jeffersons and George continues efforts to get the warehouse for himself.  Meanwhile, battles with the landlord prompt Louise and Helen to try to find a better place for the Help Center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193255 +0000" stop="20260915195745 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Slowly They Forget - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Louise has been trying to get a permit for the Help Center but she hasn't been able to get anywhere with the bank.  This leads George to go down to the bank and discovers that the banker is an old navy pal of his, one who still holds a grudge over some navy day trickery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122133 +0000" stop="20260915130236 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Situation Problems - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Deena once again is on the prowl for Pauly D. The Situation continues to instigate drama in the house and everyone turns on him and later in a club Team Meatballs are not treated well again and end up getting into another brawl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130236 +0000" stop="20260915134338 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ciao, Italia - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The roommates leave Italy and return to New Jersey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134338 +0000" stop="20260915142304 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurricane Situation - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The roommates return from Italy and couldn't be more excited to get back to the Jersey Shore. But a drama storm is brewing as The Situation threatens to destroy Snooki's relationship with Jionni.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142304 +0000" stop="20260915150420 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Man Down - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Vinny considers leaving the Shore; Snookie fights with Jionni.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150420 +0000" stop="20260915154508 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dropping Like Flies - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The roommates try to adjust to life without Vinny; Mike confronts his demons; Pauly celebrates his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154508 +0000" stop="20260915162628 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Vinny - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mike returns and learns about Danny’s threat to find new tenants; the girls hire X-rated entertainment for Pauly and Mike’s birthday party; the gang heads to Staten Island in hopes of persuading Vinny to come back to the shore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162628 +0000" stop="20260915170719 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing but Nice - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Vinny returns and everyone celebrates. The Situation tries hard to be nice but ends up annoying the boys. Snooki struggles with an uncomfortable condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170719 +0000" stop="20260915174800 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Follow Game - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Situation secretly gathers information to bring down one of his roommates -- and for once it isn't Snooki. JWOWW freaks out when Roger disappears and doesn't return her calls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174800 +0000" stop="20260915182850 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at the Jersey Shore - S05E07</title>
    <desc>All of the roommates are focused on courting their current flames, but there is never peace in the house. One of the roommates causes drama with Snooki and Deena, while JWOWW's skimpy outfit creates a problem for Roger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182850 +0000" stop="20260915190909 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharp Objects - S05E08</title>
    <desc>J-Woww confronts Pauly's stalker; Snooki's boyfriend denies her affections, prompting her to pursue Vinny; the roommates go fishing despite their fears of a shark attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190909 +0000" stop="20260915194957 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth Will Set You Free - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mike decides to reveal the truth; Pauly, Vinny and Deena struggle to be single roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122222 +0000" stop="20260915124422 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cosmic Courtship of George and Jane - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's George and Jane's wedding anniversary. Yet George forgets and Jane throws a fit. Afterward, they recap to the kids how they got together. Later, when watching a news report, they found out that the man that married them was a fraud. So they decide to go to Las Venus to renew their vows (legally, this time).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124422 +0000" stop="20260915130624 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Moon - S02E18</title>
    <desc>George tries to break Elroy's fascination with spies by taking the whole family to an old west town. While there, Bad Bart Blaster challenges George to a showdown. Bad Bart's dog &amp; Astro gang up on Bart and save the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130624 +0000" stop="20260915132823 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi-Tech Wreck - S02E19</title>
    <desc>George and family are sent to outer Moongolia after he fails to help a malfunctioning RUDI when Mr. Spacely tries to demonstrate a pleasure program to the executive board members. The situation will lead to further disaster as RUDI threatens to destroy the Earth unless George is able to restore his programming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132823 +0000" stop="20260915135021 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bundle of Trouble - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Jetsons gets a baby on their doorstep, but this is no ordinary baby. He's really the pint-sized jewel thief Tiny Terror in diguise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135021 +0000" stop="20260915141220 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elroy in Wonderland - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The night before the family leaves on vacation to Club Mellowstar, George shows Elroy some old tools his great-great grandfather used to work with. After they get there, the supervising robot restricts Astro from joining them as dogs aren't allowed at the resort. Elroy later frees him from confinement and the two scramble to get away from the supervisor, only to wind up in an unusual junk land occupied by old obsolete tool robots. Elroy and Astro work alongside some of them to prove they're not as useless as they're regarded. Will the two be able to find a way out of the junk land?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141220 +0000" stop="20260915143423 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Swiss Family Jetson - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The big city drives the Jetson family mad, and they decide to move to an empty moon. They live in a true paradise until some real estate brokers discover the paradise like moon and turn it into a crowded city. The Jetsons find themselves where they started from anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143423 +0000" stop="20260915145629 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rip-Off Rosie - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Rosie accidentally eats a faulty lug-nut (thinking it's a piece of a chocolate lug-nut) her programming goes haywire and she starts to steal things not only from her own family, but from shop's too! Rosie is programmed to think that there is "A place for everything, and everything in its place." Can George Jetson manage to save Rosie from herself? Probably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145629 +0000" stop="20260915151830 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fantasy Planet - S02E24</title>
    <desc>With all the problems the Jetson family have, they decide to take a trip to Fantasy Planet. The host has each family member in capsules to live out their fantasies. GEORGE: Boss of Jetson Sprockets! JANE: Queen of an asteroid where she does absolutely nothing. JUDY: Pop-star (naturally) ELROY &amp; ASTRO: Super hero team. They realise their fantasies aren't that glamourous, they use a device to end their fantasies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151830 +0000" stop="20260915154027 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Bong - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Nearby Earth is the headquarters of 'SNEEK', and Skata-Hara, the female leader of this evil organization. 'SNEEK' mistakes George for Secret Agent Space Bong, and kidnaps him in hopes of getting the Secret Formula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154027 +0000" stop="20260915160222 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted Halloween - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The curator of a museum takes a special interest in Orbitty, wanting to make him his special project in time for Halloween. Will the Jetsons lose their pet alien to the curator's scheme?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160222 +0000" stop="20260915162407 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astro's Big Moment - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Mr. Spacely assigns George to be the judge for the annual dog show. But this leads to a very stressful situation for him as his family wants him to make Astro the winner, as well as the boss wanting him to insure his wife's poodle comes out on top, and even a mobster gets into the act by making George choose his mutt as the top dog. What choice will George make?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162407 +0000" stop="20260915164548 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jetsons' Millions - S02E28</title>
    <desc>A winning lottery ticket makes the Jetsons millionaires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164548 +0000" stop="20260915170734 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Stuff - S02E29</title>
    <desc>After winning a school science contest, Elroy is invited with the family to view a space shuttle launch. But he gets more than he bargains for when he and Astro get aboard the shuttle and get launched into deep space. They're able to return to Earth, but are significantly changed in an unexpected way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170734 +0000" stop="20260915172934 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Jane wins a vacation on the Love Rocket. George meets his old girlfriend and Jane meets her first boyfriend on the rocket. Elroy and Judy find out and try to save the marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172934 +0000" stop="20260915175130 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Spirit - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The latest battle between Spacely and Cogswell is now on a spaceball field with George as a pitcher and robots as the players.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175130 +0000" stop="20260915181331 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Tense - S02E32</title>
    <desc>In an alien shopping gallery, Jane Jetson unwittingly buys sunglasses that allow whoever's wearing them to see into the near future. When George Jetson finds this out, he decides to take his wife to the space-horse races, to make a little extra money off of Jane's ability to see which space-horse will come in first. Will George's idea succeed, or is he playing with fire?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181331 +0000" stop="20260915183533 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far-Out Father - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Elroy is worried about his homework assignment in which he has to show a video of his father at work. He fears George won't be impressive to his classmates as the other fathers. Meanwhile, Astro is lovesick for the new neighbor's poodle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183533 +0000" stop="20260915185731 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Daze Afternoon - S02E34</title>
    <desc>George and Jane accompany Mr. Spacely to a business convention where they hope to show off the company's lastest invention, the E.X.I.T. (EXecutive Instant Teleporter). Meanwhile, Judy is in charge of the household as Elroy tests his own invention, a dog trainer, in hopes of earning money helping the neighborhood dogs to better behave themselves. But a mixup of program discs causes near disasterous results on both sides that could lead to George's firing and Elroy having to look for all the missing dogs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185731 +0000" stop="20260915191937 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa and the Galactic Goldigger - S02E35</title>
    <desc>A pair of con artists mistakenly believe Grandpa Jetson is rich when they see him using Mr. Spacely's credit card to buy gifts for his wife and mother-in-law Mrs. Meltdown, the latter having moved in with them to his dismay. The boss hopes Grandpa can romance Mrs. Meltdown so she can move out, but the old man falls for the young female con, which could lead to jeopardy if they aren't careful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191937 +0000" stop="20260915194141 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot's Revenge - S02E36</title>
    <desc>A disgruntled robot gets fired from yet another job--this time at a gym where George is a member as a result of his usual incompetence. As payback, the robot issues a code red in which all machines turn against George. And the timing couldn't be worse as Jane's great aunt visits when the family believes she'll be leaving an inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120135 +0000" stop="20260915122250 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Velvet If You Please - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to stop eating junk food and is then faced with his greatest challenge: a child's birthday cake. A hungover Dave goes with Jim to a kid's birthday party where unbeknownst to him, he is mistaken as a homeless man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122250 +0000" stop="20260915124405 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night at the Plaza - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a romantic anniversary that includes a Broadway show and stay at The Plaza hotel. The night is interrupted by visits from Daniel, Dave, Dave’s girlfriend and her jealous ex. Not quite the anniversary Jim had planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124405 +0000" stop="20260915130435 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Name of the Father - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie help Daniel deal with the tension between him and his father by having dinner with the two of them. Later, Dave joins the group for a crazy night out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130435 +0000" stop="20260915132506 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Great Daddy Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jeannie asks Jim to run some important errands, including dropping off their daughter's application to a prestigious Catholic girls' school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132506 +0000" stop="20260915134621 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim upsets Jeannie when he celebrates Dave's birthday instead of hers, even though Jeannie requested no celebration for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134621 +0000" stop="20260915140721 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend the Priest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim has finally been asked to do “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.” Jeannie, trying to make a friendship happen between Jim and their Priest Father Nicholas, invites him to tag along. An already nervous Jim is not pleased.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140721 +0000" stop="20260915142822 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superdad - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up being featured on a magazine cover, but Jeannie is upset when the accompanying article doesn't mention her at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142822 +0000" stop="20260915144924 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bible Story - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Jim is photographed holding a Bible, he finds himself at the center of a firestorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144924 +0000" stop="20260915151025 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After one of Jim's creepy friends asks Jeannie's sister out, Jim and Jeannie spend the night out in town hunting her down trying to stop what ever may happen from happening. Meanwhile Jim tries to eat and enjoy himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151025 +0000" stop="20260915153126 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After getting frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153126 +0000" stop="20260915155157 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calling - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim searches for his purpose in life and finds startling answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155157 +0000" stop="20260915161228 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is jailed and placed on trial for a crime he may or may not have committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161228 +0000" stop="20260915163317 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jim receives the opportunity of a lifetime but it's a tough pill to swallow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163317 +0000" stop="20260915165348 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The List - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim faces a harsh reality on where he stands in public perception and undertakes a quest to regain his position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165348 +0000" stop="20260915171415 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (1) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to help his friend Dave who has hit a low point in his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171415 +0000" stop="20260915173446 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (2) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim finds out that a huge movie star has taken an interest in him and flies to LA for an exciting project. But will his nerves get the better of him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173446 +0000" stop="20260915175517 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (3) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is enlisted to help Dave with a project and things get completely out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175517 +0000" stop="20260915181523 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said She Said - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie have a huge fight and seek Father Nicholas's counsel only to discover what they are truly in conflict about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181523 +0000" stop="20260915183554 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jim’s brother visits New York and makes a life altering decision. Jim must decide if he should support his brother or follow his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183554 +0000" stop="20260915185709 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim at the Museum - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim takes all of his kids to the museum by himself and has an adventure that no one will forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185709 +0000" stop="20260915191740 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bosom Buddies - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jeannie heads out of town with the kids and Jim navigates New York City alone for the weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191740 +0000" stop="20260915193810 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mike Gaffigan Show - S02E12</title>
    <desc>During a scary storm, Jim consoles his children by telling them a story from his own childhood and in the process learns an important lesson about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193810 +0000" stop="20260915195838 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot episode introducing Jim, his family, and friends as he struggles to find balance between fatherhood, comedy, and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122835 +0000" stop="20260915131140 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: A Body in the Bay - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bizarre 2001 murder in Texas resurrects public interest surrounding NYC real-estate scion Robert Durst, who sits down with filmmaker Andrew Jarecki for an exclusive one-on-one interview.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131140 +0000" stop="20260915135751 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Poor Little Rich Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Interviewed by Andrew Jarecki, Robert Durst recalls seeing his mother's tragic death when he was seven and opens up about the marital travails that preceded his wife Kathie's disappearance in 1982.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135751 +0000" stop="20260915144200 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Gangster's Daughter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nearly 20 years after his wife disappeared, Robert Durst makes headlines again when his longtime confidante Susan Berman – a potential witness in the disappearance of Kathie Durst – is murdered in LA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144200 +0000" stop="20260915153310 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The State of Texas vs. Robert Durst - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Two years after the body of Morris Black washed up on the shores of Galveston, TX, Robert Durst goes on trial with a formidable team of attorneys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153310 +0000" stop="20260915161928 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: Family Values - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the years since Kathie Durst disappeared, no progress has been made in finding out what happened to her. Without answers, her family and friends continue to hunt for the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161928 +0000" stop="20260915165729 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: What the Hell Did I Do? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Years after they began their investigation, the filmmakers present Robert Durst with shocking new evidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165729 +0000" stop="20260915174439 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Are You Still Here? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As new evidence is revealed, Robert Durst is arrested and charged with Susan Berman’s murder. But who will support Bob in his time of need?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174439 +0000" stop="20260915183406 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendships Die Hard - S02E02</title>
    <desc>From jail, Bob makes frequent calls to people who’ve helped him in the past, including a longtime friend who is keeping his own secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183406 +0000" stop="20260915193143 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving My Tears 'Til It’s Official - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At trial, prosecutors revisit the 1982 disappearance of Bob’s first wife Kathie and make the case that Susan helped Bob cover up the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121418 +0000" stop="20260915123555 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailbird Johnny - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A beureaucratic mix up gets Johnny thrown into a womens prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123555 +0000" stop="20260915125757 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravo 13 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Johnny is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125757 +0000" stop="20260915131955 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doomates - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131955 +0000" stop="20260915134152 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny's Telethon - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134152 +0000" stop="20260915140351 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny's Guardian Angel - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140351 +0000" stop="20260915142552 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Fly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142552 +0000" stop="20260915144753 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schnook of the North - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144753 +0000" stop="20260915150953 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charm School Johnny - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pops believes he can take uncivilized Johnny Bravo and turn him into a gentleman to pass him off in high society within 7 days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150953 +0000" stop="20260915153150 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny and the Beanstalk - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153150 +0000" stop="20260915153947 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy and His Bird - S02E23</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153947 +0000" stop="20260915154725 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ape Is Enough - S02E24</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone
Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154725 +0000" stop="20260915155502 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in Jerky Town - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155502 +0000" stop="20260915160300 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Confidential - S02E26</title>
    <desc>An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace and then after Johnny takes to him to Pops a mob started chasing them and in the end he ended up on T.V.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160300 +0000" stop="20260915161038 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's New Boyfriend - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Bunny gets herself a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya but Johnny thinks that he's only loving her just to get at her cookie jar money! But in the end, our man Bravo finds out that Raul paid Bunny back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161038 +0000" stop="20260915161814 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome Back, Bravo - S02E28</title>
    <desc>A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161814 +0000" stop="20260915162612 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man with the Golden Gut - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Johnny orders an Ab machine, but his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore making him a tourist attraction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162612 +0000" stop="20260915163348 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Katie's Farm - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes Little Suzy to her favorite Kiddies show and ends up as one of the cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163348 +0000" stop="20260915164126 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buffoon Lagoon - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty girl who spends her time running from him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164126 +0000" stop="20260915164924 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Goes to Camp - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164924 +0000" stop="20260915165702 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A League of His Own - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Johnny poses as a girl who is "large for her age" in order to help out little Suzy's softball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165702 +0000" stop="20260915170440 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave New Johnny - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170440 +0000" stop="20260915171238 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witless - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Johnny joins an Amish(?) community and everybody thinks he's a relative from very far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171238 +0000" stop="20260915172015 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Be Not Proud - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Johnny decides to be nice with Carl, thinking he's going to die and Carl takes advantage of that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172015 +0000" stop="20260915172753 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Bravo Magnifico - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172753 +0000" stop="20260915173427 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny-O &amp; Juliet - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Johnny tries to end the feud between his Mama and the new next door Mama so he can have a date with the tuba playing daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173427 +0000" stop="20260915174205 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clan of the Cave Boob - S02E39</title>
    <desc>On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman who struggled to find a home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174205 +0000" stop="20260915174910 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Galaxy Boy - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Johnny bumps into a straship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There, Johnny wages war against the alien captain, Kharlok.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174910 +0000" stop="20260915175546 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damien's Day Out - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175546 +0000" stop="20260915180316 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noir Johnny - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes a detective (because the ladies love detectives) and takes the case of Suzy's missing dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180316 +0000" stop="20260915181022 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail to the Chump - S02E43</title>
    <desc>When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is giving the duty of mayor. This is one of the funniest episodes so do'nt miss it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181022 +0000" stop="20260915181658 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool for Sister Sara - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181658 +0000" stop="20260915182428 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Blunder - S02E45</title>
    <desc>When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182428 +0000" stop="20260915183132 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Art Johnny - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum and Johnny becomes an artist after he made a butt print on the wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183132 +0000" stop="20260915183807 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude Ranch Doofus - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183807 +0000" stop="20260915184539 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cake Too Far - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bravo and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Mrs. Bravo injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place and loses the recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184539 +0000" stop="20260915185244 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Who's Drooling - S02E49</title>
    <desc>When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops' hot chilli, he uses Carl's fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This made him revert back to a baby until 4:00pm, but her mother didn't care as she liked the idea of her baby boy being little again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185244 +0000" stop="20260915185919 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law and Disorder - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping crooks, he's picking up chicks and playing video games. Mama comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by the crook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185919 +0000" stop="20260915190650 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth or Consequences - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190650 +0000" stop="20260915191355 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Johnny is a poor third class peasant who falls in love with a rich first glass girl, whose name is Shelia. Just like Titanic, the boat sinks but the interesting part is that Shelia breaks up with Johnny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191355 +0000" stop="20260915192033 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rashomoron - S02E53</title>
    <desc>Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone was hurt, was told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192033 +0000" stop="20260915192805 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Pookey - S02E54</title>
    <desc>The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she's think differently of Johnny if he'd help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piÃ±ata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192805 +0000" stop="20260915193513 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Knight Johnny - S02E55</title>
    <desc>Johnny follows a girl dressed as a damsel to a renaissance carnival. He believes he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He tries to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge only to ruin all the events at the carnival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193513 +0000" stop="20260915194149 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloon Platoon - S02E56</title>
    <desc>After getting hit by a kid who has a crush on little Suzy, Johnny recruits the best he can to overcome their evil forces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194149 +0000" stop="20260915194923 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clueless Kid - S02E57</title>
    <desc>Johnny's Karate teacher, Master Hama, claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival's. His rival takes him up on the challenge. So Johnny in order to protect the honor of the dojo must ude all he has learned to defeat the rivals student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194923 +0000" stop="20260915195628 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yukon Yutz - S02E58</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Mrs.Bravo go to Canada and Johnny tries to get a mountie girl and ends up catching Slimy Pierre, a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120411 +0000" stop="20260915122946 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragons of Ashida - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest visits Dr. Ashida on his private island (named, what else, Ashida).  Dr. Ashida boasts of how he has created giant, ferocious lizards from a much smaller species.  Soon enough, Dr. Quest realizes Dr. Ashida has become dangerously insane.  Unable to stand the thought of defeat, Dr. Ashida insists on pitting Race against his sinister henchman, and eventually his "dragons" -- the horrible, giant lizards.  The team escapes, barely, wondering what to do about Dr. Ashida.  It turns out they need not worry: Dr. Ashida has punished his henchman once too often...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122946 +0000" stop="20260915125521 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turu the Terrible - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is looking for trinoxite, a new metal vital to the space program.  They're in the field (probably Peru), checking out a very pure specimen obtained from an Indian, when a canoe drifts by.  Inside is the Indian!  He tells how a giagantic turu -- a bird -- snatched his brother and flew off.
Investigating the team learns the "bird" is actually a giant pteranodon -- a bird like dinosaur thought extinct!  And it obeys a strange old man who lives on a plateau!  The old man is forcing natives kidnapped by "Turu", to mine trinoxite, which he thinks is valuable silver.  He commands Turu to kill Dr. Quest and Race, but Race wins that fight, thanks to a trusty bazooka (Where does he get all those wonderful toys?).  Stunned, Turu falls from the sky into the tarpits.  Desperate to save his only "friend", the old man follows him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125521 +0000" stop="20260915132056 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraudulent Volcano - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest receives a call from the governor of Bahiti.  The governor is concerned about Mount Tahawa, a volcano which is displaying some unusual and disturbing properties.  As the governor is explaining this, a man named Simon-11 listens...
A deadly tarantula and a hanger fire are meant to discourage investigation, but Dr. Quest and Race overfly the volcano anyway -- only to be knocked out of the sky!  They eject, but are captured by Simon-1, chief enforcer for ... Dr. Zin!
Dr. Zin has developed "the greatest destructive force the world has ever known", and plans to make it available to the highest bidder.  Captured, Dr. Quest and Race can do nothing.  But Jonny and Hadji are still free...  A police sergeant drives them to the mountain, but Simon-3 spots the car.  The sergeant is waylaid, but the boys elude capture, and enter the base.  Inside, they use trickery and bad driving to free Dr. Quest and Race.  Together again, the team escapes the base.
They're not out of danger yet.  Flyin</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132056 +0000" stop="20260915134631 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolf of the Timberland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Quest team visits Canadian logging country at the government's request.  While camping, they're met by lumberjacks who warn them to leave, because "the forest holds many dangers -- including loup garou".
The next day, Jonny and Hadji are walking with Bandit when they encounter a skunk.  Bandit runs, the skunk and the boys follow -- and wind up lost.  Then they meet White Feather, an Indian (voice of Mike Road).  White Feather tells them how to find their camp.  He also tells them a "bad wolf" and bad men are at the river, and to make sure they follow his directions.  Instead, they investigate the bad men...
The bad men are a crew of loggers who are using hollowed out logs to smuggle gold downriver.  And they want to keep this a secret.  Jonny and Hadji are captured, and White Feather helps them escape.  Then White Feather, and a ... friend ... help them unmask the werewolf, and put a stop to the smugglers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134631 +0000" stop="20260915141207 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates from Below - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest has constructed, and is testing, the "Underwater Prober", a cross between a submarine and a tank.  The Navy is interested ... and so are some mercenaries.
Dr. Quest and Hadji leave for the mainland, to meet a scientific delegation from Calcutta.  While Race and Jonny work to fix part of the machine, they are overpowered and the machine is hijacked.  They manage to escape, briefly.  Then Hadji and Dr. Quest are captured when they come to the rescue.
Hadji saves the day and a guard gets "stoned", but the team isn't out of danger.  Fortunately, the Underwater Prober proves up to the challenge.  The pirates try one last gambit, and Race turns the tables on them -- they meet a fitting end indeed.  Confident the machine is ready, Dr. Quest turns it over to the Navy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141207 +0000" stop="20260915143743 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Tree People - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The team appears to be on vacation, sailing on Dr. Quest's boat (the 'Sea Quest').  But the vacation is cut short when a galley fire erupts, forcing everyone to abandon ship.  In the chaos, Dr. Quest and Race lose track of the boys.  But help is at hand as a passing ship rescues them.
The boys have drifted ashore -- but where?  They cobble together a scarecrow from refuse and a life jacket, then set off to find food.  They're quickly surrounded by large apes -- and taken to a high branch in a tall tree.  Several escape attempts are thwarted, and each time the boys are returned to the tree.
Meanwhile, "Silky" and "Chopper" are listening to their shortwave radio.  Former gunrunners, now ivory poachers, these two bad eggs hatch a plan to kidnap the boys.  The apes first foil this, but are scared off by gunfire.
At sea, Race and Dr. Quest discover the boys' scarecrow.  The friendly captain puts them ashore with supplies and a promise to send help.  Shortly after they arrive, they hear the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143743 +0000" stop="20260915150318 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Monster - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr. Isaiah Norman is experimenting with molecular energy when his lab explodes.  Injured, he gets off a call for help to the Quest team.
Arriving, the team finds the lab wrecked and Dr. Norman missing.  While Dr. Quest reads Dr. Norman's journal, Race and the boys take jetpacks to scout a strange trail of burn marks through the forest.
The follow the trail of marks and destroyed trees through a native village and discover the end -- whatever made the trail is moving toward another village.  When it emerges from the trees, they see -- nothing at all.  Whatever is causing the wreckage is ... invisible!
Race and the boys return, and discover that Dr. Norman has accidentally created a "creature" of pure energy -- a creature that must absorb other forms of energy to survive.  Even the electrical energy of the human body will do...
The team devises a plan.  First, they make the creature visible.  Next, they lure it to some improvised equipment, using Dr. Quest as a lure.  Once they have it t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150318 +0000" stop="20260915152854 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Tower - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is in Africa, where they plan to launch a balloon to carry a scientific package into the air.  But the balloon gets away and is swept to the top of the Devil's Escarpment, a two mile tall rock formation that cannot be climbed.  It will take months to build a new instrument package, so the team resolves to fly to the top of the escarpment.
Race delivers Dr. Quest, then returns with the boys, to find that Dr. Quest is missing.  His whereabouts are soon revealed, when Race and the boys are captured by the same cavemen -- all of whom work for sinister German Heinrich von Duffle.  Worse, Dr. Quest is convinced "von Duffle" is actually escaped war criminal "Klaus", who ran a concentration camp.  He'll certainly never let the team escape to reveal who and where he is.
Klaus prepares to leave in the Quest plane, as the Quest team looks for another way out -- and finds it, in the form of passages through the stone that lead to narrow paths outside the escarpment.  Klaus tries to</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152854 +0000" stop="20260915155427 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quetong Missile Mystery - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Unexplained disappeared boats have made Dr. Quest interested in the mystery of these disappeared people. It turns out that a secret installation headed by a rogue general contains a huge missile in which he will use to knock down a launch. When Jonny and Hadji are captured, Race and Dr. Quest sneak in to rescue them and destroy the installation. The General kills himself when he shoots one of his soldiers that controlled the underwater mines and when shot the soldier landed on the switch that was near the general's boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155427 +0000" stop="20260915162001 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House of Seven Gargoyles - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Professor Ericson, an expert in gravity, has invited Dr. Quest to visit him at his home, Raclef Castle in Norway.  There, he will demonstrate a spectacular achievement: the Ericon Bar, an anti-gravity device!
Sinister forces are at work to steal the device and the notes that describe it: Ivar is the mastermind, and Dietrich Sorensen is his henchman.  Dietrich is disguised as one of the gargoyles that adorn the castle parapets.  Using his acrobatic skills, he can come and go as he pleases from that perch.
After the demonstration, when everyone is asleep, Dietrich enters the house.  Race surprises him, and he can't get the plans from the wall safe.  But he can get the bar, which he takes to Ivar.  Instead of paying him, Ivar orders him back to his perch.  Dietrich is not happy about this, and promises Ivar "he'll be sorry".  But it's Dietrich who is soon sorry.
Ivar escapes to the fjords with the bar (stealing Dr. Quest's boat).  Dr. Quest pursues in a helicopter, and sees the submarine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162001 +0000" stop="20260915164536 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror Island - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A doctor develops a formula that creates supersize monsters. With the help of the Quest team, the doctor and all his plans are destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164536 +0000" stop="20260915171111 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster in the Monastery - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Bigfoot look-a-like monsters attack a village from a monastery connected only by a rope bridge in the mountains. People are scared of this monastery because they believe it to be haunted by monsters which later turn out to be humans dressed in costumes. As the Quest teams figures this out they engage in a clumsy battle with the fake monsters. A surprise happens in the end when a real Sasquatch monster kills all those who wore the costumes and heads back into his cave in the mountains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171111 +0000" stop="20260915173647 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sea Haunt - S01E26</title>
    <desc>While returning from vacation Jonny and his father come across an abandoned seafaring ship. Unbeknownst to them an ancient sea dwelling evil lurks within the bowls of the ship. Unexpected treasures and horrors await the Quest Team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173647 +0000" stop="20260915180223 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of the Lizard Men - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Five ships disappear in the Sargasso Sea.  Finally, there's a survivor, who describes a "thin, red light".  The authorities bring in noted scientist Dr. Benton Quest.  Together with son Jonny, bodyguard Race Bannon, and (of course) Bandit the dog, Dr. Quest investigates.  Someone is conducting laser experiments from a converted galleon, and plans to shoot down the new Man In The Moon rocket!  It's up to Jonny, his father, and their friends to stop this scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180223 +0000" stop="20260915182740 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arctic Splashdown - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A satellite missile is sabotaged to land in the Arctic and is to be recovered by some people with a submarine. They would use the technology in the missile for their uses. When the Quest team figures it out the only thing they can do is destroy the missile and head back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182740 +0000" stop="20260915185316 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Anubis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Ahmed Kareem steals the statue of Anubis from the Temple of Anubis.  He plans to implicate an outsider for the theft, and unify Arab nations against the outside world.  The outsider he chooses is Benton Quest!  But his plan almost succeeds: he traps Dr. Quest and Race in an old tomb with the statue.  There they will be found with the statue.  In the end, he discovers the horrifying truth: the Curse of Anubis - death to those who violate his temple - is all too real. Anubis sends someone to retrieve his statue and punish Dr. Kareem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185316 +0000" stop="20260915191852 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pursuit of the Po-Ho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Emil Hartmann, an anthropologist, is studying the Po Ho Indians when they capture him.  His wife Dreena calls Dr. Quest for help.
The Quest team arrives at the Hartmann's home, determined to recover the doctor.  When Dr. Quest examines the spot where Dr. Hartmann disappeared, he, too, is taken!  Now Race and the boys must find both men.  But why were they taken?  The answer is a sinister one -- the men are to be sacrified to the Po Ho fire god in a gruesome ceremony that involves the victims, a pit, and a whole lot of hot coals.
Race makes a few engineering changes to the canoes, then dyes himself purple and pretends to be the water god -- if he can distract the Indians long enough, he can free the two scientists.  But it doesn't work -- the Indians aren't scared enough of their water god to risk angering their fire god.
So Race sneaks back at night, and manages to free Emil Hartmann.  But as he's freeing Dr. Quest, a sentry wakes up, and the entire tribe is quickly roused.  A chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191852 +0000" stop="20260915194427 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riddle of the Gold - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Maharajah of Jahilipur, and his associate, Abdul Kassim, have completed Phase One of their plan to produce fake gold! They've faked the death of Professor Gunderson, inventor of the process, and imprisoned him in a worked out mine. There, he will produce false gold for them. Agent Corbin of Intelligence One realizes there's skulduggery afoot. He knows the mine from which "gold" is flowing was tapped out fifty years ago. What he doesn't know is where the gold is really coming from. That's where the Quest team enters the picture. Under cover of a tiger hunt, the Quest team travels to Jahililpur to uncover the scheme and put a stop to it. Surviving several attempts on their lives, they reach the mine, and thwart Kassim. But the real mastermind promises Doctor Quest that they'll meet again...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122206 +0000" stop="20260915124947 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oriental Falls - S25E06</title>
    <desc>In an almost watercolor appearance, Bob Ross paints this amazing secluded waterfall masterpiece with interesting tree and rock formations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124947 +0000" stop="20260915131717 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Palette - S25E07</title>
    <desc>Venture down a well-traveled pathway with Bob Ross, into this gorgeous Autumn landscape of glorious colors, weather worn fence and trees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131717 +0000" stop="20260915134457 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cypress Swamp - S25E08</title>
    <desc>Hidden far from the highways of the South are lovely wetlands teaming with moss-clad trees and birds; Bob Ross shares a rare glimpse of beauty!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134457 +0000" stop="20260915141230 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Downstream View - S25E09</title>
    <desc>From a quiet spot by this smooth-stoned river, join Bob Ross for a very, very distant view of a lovely snow-covered mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141230 +0000" stop="20260915144013 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Before the Storm - S25E10</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross creates a moment in time as the sea finds itself in one of nature’s sudden cloudbursts; experience another oval masterpiece!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144013 +0000" stop="20260915150749 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisherman's Paradise - S25E11</title>
    <desc>In the golden glow of sunrise, join Bob Ross for a refreshing look at early morning where anglers work and thrive – all inside a uniquely framed painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150749 +0000" stop="20260915153515 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desert Hues - S25E12</title>
    <desc>Dry mountains, spiny shrubs and cacti, take a drive deep into the desert with Bob Ross and enjoy this fantastic oval surprise!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153515 +0000" stop="20260915160225 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Property Line - S25E13</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross paints an old gnarly tree and snow-capped fence to mark the line between home and the edge of the winter blanketed forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160225 +0000" stop="20260915162751 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Stillness of the Morning - S26E01</title>
    <desc>Take a walk with Bob Ross and experience the quiet motionless beauty of a glassy river as the morning fog hangs onto the distant shore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162751 +0000" stop="20260915165334 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delightful Meadow Home - S26E02</title>
    <desc>Hike into the expanse of wilderness with Bob Ross and happen upon a quaint little home sitting among softly blowing meadow grasses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165334 +0000" stop="20260915171906 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Snow - S26E03</title>
    <desc>Follow Bob Ross into a lovely mountain setting with magnificent evergreens, where the first touches of snow appear in the valley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171906 +0000" stop="20260915174443 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lake in the Valley - S26E04</title>
    <desc>Discover a beautiful quiet lake hidden deep in the wilderness - and just beyond a glorious snow-covered mountain! - from the magical brushes of Bob Ross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174443 +0000" stop="20260915181018 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Trace of Spring - S26E05</title>
    <desc>Stroll along a wonderful hustling, bubbling river with Bob Ross and enjoy the emergence of springtime blossoms on spectacular trees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181018 +0000" stop="20260915183531 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Arctic Winter Day - S26E06</title>
    <desc>Travel to the coldest place imaginable with Bob Ross and find a lonely cabin comfortably nestled on the edge of a glassy-smooth frozen pond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183531 +0000" stop="20260915190059 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Birch - S26E07</title>
    <desc>An incredibly unique Bob Ross painting -- delight in the effects of white and black gesso, discover a birch tree forest perfectly mirrored in the cold stillness of winter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190059 +0000" stop="20260915192616 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Early Autumn - S26E08</title>
    <desc>Follow along with the brushes of Bob Ross and step into a beautiful mountain oval - experience the first signs of autumn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192616 +0000" stop="20260915195143 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tranquil Wooded Stream - S26E09</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross takes you to a lovely spot deep in the woods where the seclusion, silence and beauty offer serenity to the soul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121121 +0000" stop="20260915123142 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid loans; unpaid phone bills. - S02E108</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123142 +0000" stop="20260915125201 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adoption. - S02E109</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125201 +0000" stop="20260915131213 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampage. - S02E110</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131213 +0000" stop="20260915133226 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child's belongings. - S02E111</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133226 +0000" stop="20260915135245 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitten bail-bondsman. - S02E112</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135245 +0000" stop="20260915141310 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fist-fighting mothers. - S02E113</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141310 +0000" stop="20260915143331 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovers fight; unauthorized photo publication. - S02E114</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143331 +0000" stop="20260915145358 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeep ownership; 900 numbers. - S02E115</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145358 +0000" stop="20260915151424 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child support. - S02E116</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151424 +0000" stop="20260915153450 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Engagement ring; stolen rings. - S02E117</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153450 +0000" stop="20260915155509 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harassment. - S02E118</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155509 +0000" stop="20260915161534 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid loan; nonpayments. - S02E119</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161534 +0000" stop="20260915163601 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nudity. - S02E120</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163601 +0000" stop="20260915165627 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid bills; stolen bicycle. - S02E121</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165627 +0000" stop="20260915171652 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harassment; car. - S02E122</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171652 +0000" stop="20260915173718 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child support. - S02E123</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173718 +0000" stop="20260915175741 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harassment suit. - S02E124</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175741 +0000" stop="20260915181807 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parking-lot dispute. - S02E125</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181807 +0000" stop="20260915183835 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar fight; disc jockey sues client. - S02E126</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183835 +0000" stop="20260915185849 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog bite; bail dispute. - S02E127</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185849 +0000" stop="20260915191854 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In-line skates. - S02E128</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191854 +0000" stop="20260915193856 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waitress Sues Ex-Boyfrend For Assault; credit-card bills - S02E129</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193856 +0000" stop="20260915195911 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Household expenses; old stove. - S02E130</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120449 +0000" stop="20260915124842 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>136 - S21E136</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124842 +0000" stop="20260915132603 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>138 - S21E138</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132603 +0000" stop="20260915140716 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>140 - S21E140</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140716 +0000" stop="20260915144812 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>142 - S21E142</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144812 +0000" stop="20260915152912 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>144 - S21E144</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152912 +0000" stop="20260915161045 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>145 - S21E145</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161045 +0000" stop="20260915165221 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>146 - S21E146</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165221 +0000" stop="20260915173322 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>147 - S21E147</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173322 +0000" stop="20260915181422 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>148 - S21E148</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181422 +0000" stop="20260915185523 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>149 - S21E149</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185523 +0000" stop="20260915193618 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1 - S22E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120125 +0000" stop="20260915122253 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Origins (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Superman and Batman team up against alien invaders, but soon find they need to call in help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122253 +0000" stop="20260915124459 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Origins (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Hawkgirl team up with Superman, Batman, and J'onn J'onzz to defeat the alien invaders, but one of them falls in battle and the rest are captured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124459 +0000" stop="20260915130634 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Origins (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The heroes race to rescue two of their own before the Imperium gets to Earth and completes its conquest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130634 +0000" stop="20260915132814 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Blackest Night (1) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>No man escapes the Manhunters. An alien court sends the Manhunters to bring Green Lantern back for prosecution on the charge of genocide, and the League gets involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132814 +0000" stop="20260915135044 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Blackest Night (2) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Believing that Green Lantern is receiving an unfair trial, the Leaguers investigate, while GL's superiors, the Guardians of the Universe, enter as witnesses. But the whole trial may be a ruse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135044 +0000" stop="20260915141222 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy Below (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Aquaman, ruler of Atlantis, decides he has had enough of the surface-dwellers trespassing in his ocean, the Justice League tries to smooth things over. Aquaman takes Superman's advice and arrives in New York City to speak to the World Assembly, but it soon becomes apparent that he may have been right about the surface-dwellers all along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141222 +0000" stop="20260915143405 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy Below (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Betrayed by his own subjects, Aquaman and the League fight to save Atlantis, the world, and Aquaman's own son against his half-brother Orm's coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143405 +0000" stop="20260915145546 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradise Lost (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Wonder Woman returns to Paradise Island to make up with her mother for her rapid departure, only to find the Amazons transformed to statues. The sorcerer Felix Faust is holding them hostage to force Diana to recover three ancient artifacts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145546 +0000" stop="20260915151742 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradise Lost (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The League fight to save Paradise Island and Wonder Woman's own mother from Felix Faust and Lord Hades.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151742 +0000" stop="20260915153907 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War World (1) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Superman and J'onn are taken prisoner during a rescue mission gone bad, and Superman is forced to compete in a gladiatorial tournament on a distant world while Hawkgirl and Green Lantern try to rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153907 +0000" stop="20260915160106 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War World (2) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Fight promoter and new contestant Mongul instructs Superman to throw the fight against him, or he'll destroy the enslaved Draaga's home planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160106 +0000" stop="20260915162247 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave and the Bold (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When the Flash is mind-controlled into committing a crime, he and Green Lantern work to clear his name and uncover a sinister scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162247 +0000" stop="20260915164429 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave and the Bold (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Gorilla Grodd mentally enslaves a city of humans and prepares to destroy Gorilla City, Green Lantern and Flash try to defeat him while the other Leaguers move to help the ape civilization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164429 +0000" stop="20260915170607 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A renegade Amazon, Aresia, leads a new incarnation of the Injustice Gang to accumulate the components for a bio-weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170607 +0000" stop="20260915172749 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When the male Leaguers are infected by the same disease sweeping Earth, Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl must defeat Aresia and find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172749 +0000" stop="20260915174928 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>An explosion throws four Leaguers into an alternate dimension where they meet their childhood comic book heroes...the Justice Guild!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174928 +0000" stop="20260915181102 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends (2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The League aid the Justice Guild against their arch-nemeses while trying to unravel the secrets of the Guild's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181102 +0000" stop="20260915183259 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Injustice for All (1) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Exposed as a criminal, sentenced to prison, and terminally ill due to long term kryptonite exposure, Lex Luthor escapes and assembles a supervillain team consisting of Cheetah, The Shade, Solomon Grundy, Star Sapphire, Copperhead, and Ultra-Humanite to take on the Justice League, calling themselves the Injustice Gang. The Joker also becomes part of the team, but on his own choice. However, this gang proves short-lived as its major weakness proves no match for Batman's wiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183259 +0000" stop="20260915185445 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Injustice for All (2) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>With The Joker, The Ultra-Humanite, Solomon Grundy, Shade, Star Sapphire, Cheetah and Copperhead to assist him, and a captured Batman, Luthor begins to strengthen his diabolical efforts. The entire Justice League must assemble to face their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185445 +0000" stop="20260915191631 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight of Shadows (1) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The sorceress Morgaine Le Fey and her son Mordred search for the Philosopher's Stone, and the Justice League need the help of the Demon Etrigan to thwart her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191631 +0000" stop="20260915193831 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight of Shadows (2) - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Morgaine and Mordred get the Stone and plan to transform England and restore it to its medieval glory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193831 +0000" stop="20260915200019 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metamorphosis (1) - S01E22</title>
    <desc>An old friend of John Stewart's is inadvertently turned into a freak capable of altering his molecular structure, separating him from his girlfriend and pitting him against the League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123106 +0000" stop="20260915131854 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moonshine War - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Raylan tangles with a ruthless Harlan County crime family while hunting for a fugitive sex offender.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131854 +0000" stop="20260915140114 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Life Inside - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Raylan chases a pregnant fugitive who has fallen into the hands of human traffickers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140114 +0000" stop="20260915144252 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The I of the Storm - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The hijacking of a bus full of drugs ends in murder, and Raylan pursues the likely culprit: Boyd Crowder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144252 +0000" stop="20260915152332 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Blood or Money - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Rachel's brother-in-law makes a violent escape from a halfway house, Raylan is forced to hunt him down. Boyd entertains a dangerous offer in Harlan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152332 +0000" stop="20260915160412 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cottonmouth - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Raylan's hunt for a killer puts him on a collision course with the Bennett clan, while Boyd plots a heist with treacherous new partners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160412 +0000" stop="20260915164338 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blaze of Glory - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a terminally ill ex-con is linked to a bank heist, Art and Raylan must find him before he and his young henchmen can strike again. However, the manhunt is complicated when Winona worries that a hundred-dollar bill she took from an evidence room locker will be traced back to her after it is taken in the robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164338 +0000" stop="20260915171446 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save My Love - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Winona's blunder could put her behind bars, unless Raylan can weave his way through a federal courthouse locked down over death threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171446 +0000" stop="20260915175715 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spoil - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Raylan must protect a cunning coal executive who is out of her element when negotiating with the powerful Bennett clan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175715 +0000" stop="20260915184117 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Just as the bad blood between the Bennetts and the coal company threatens to boil over, Raylan must thwart one of Mags' sons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184117 +0000" stop="20260915192338 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Debts and Accounts - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Raylan and Winona's idyll is shattered by violence, as Boyd and the Bennetts struggle to rise from the ashes of chaos in Harlan.</desc>
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    <title>A Celebrity for the Barbecue - S04E03</title>
    <desc>For her summer entertaining, Hyacinth Bucket has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess, she is determined to get a celebrity  to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a make-over.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Commodore - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth switches on her sailing persona when volunteering to collect a guest speaking Commodore from a train station, however Richard gets clamped and they cannot find the man. When Hyacinth does finally meet the Commodore, she is unprepared for his attempts at seduction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132537 +0000" stop="20260915135354 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking at Properties - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, fearing she will purchase something they cannot afford, as he collects "Daddy" from a police station. Finally Hyacinth decides on a country property.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Please Mind Your Head - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It's already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Let There Be Light - S04E07</title>
    <desc>It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145110 +0000" stop="20260915152009 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Senior Citizen's Outing - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152009 +0000" stop="20260915154905 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mayor's Fancy Dress Ball - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor's fancy dress ball and is also on a mission to impress the new neighbours, a few streets away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154905 +0000" stop="20260915161816 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyacinth Is Alarmed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Richard is terrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth's wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth's "surprise" anniversary present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161816 +0000" stop="20260915164723 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Riverside Picnic - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth organises a riverside picnic, much to the despair of those invited. Despite Emett's and the Vicar's best efforts to tell Hyacinth they are unable to attend, they find getting out of Hyacinth's function impossible. As always, Hyacinth's plans of perfection are shattered when a digger dumps dirt in her chosen location for the picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164723 +0000" stop="20260915171633 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skis - S05E05</title>
    <desc>For Richard’s birthday Hyacinth buys some skis as she believes they "will look good on the car". However needing Violet and Bruce’s roof rack the Buckets head off to Violet's luxury home, picking two neighbours up along the way. Hyacinth is thrown into a panic when arriving as Violet and Bruce are arguing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171633 +0000" stop="20260915174535 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Estate Sale - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Richard is not looking forward to going to a country house sale with Hyacinth as he believes she will spend beyond their limit. Liz and brother Emmett are also going to the sale, and are devastated when they realise Hyacinth is there. Meanwhile, a Mrs Braddock has commandeered Onslow’s car and is impersonating his dog, which has gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174535 +0000" stop="20260915181442 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Friend - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth sings to her hearts content when discovering Emmett's latest musical The Boyfriend is in production. Meanwhile Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslow’s house with a sharp object.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181442 +0000" stop="20260915184354 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Barbecue at Violet's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A ""luxury barbecue"" at Violet's house looks like being a disaster because Bruce and Violet keep having violent arguments. Hyacinth organises a sing song in an attempt to take everyone's mind off their hosts' battle. Later, Hyacinth goes along to a rehearsal of ""The Boy Friend"" to offer her services to Emmet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184354 +0000" stop="20260915191256 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolls-Royce - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia's new car, it isn't long before Richard's worst fears are realized and Hyacinth sets her sights on a newer, more expensive Rolls Royce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191256 +0000" stop="20260915194156 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostess - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth has put an advert in the local newspaper to teach people social etiquette, however an excited Hyacinth does not quite get what she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120205 +0000" stop="20260915124550 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Treatment - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Kris wants Khloé to see Bruce’s dark side. Scott hits London with Kim &amp; Rob and gets a royal title and a big head. Kim’s busy schedule leaves no time for hanging out with Jonathan</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124550 +0000" stop="20260915132934 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Affairs of the Everhart - S07E11</title>
    <desc>While Bruce finds a golf buddy in supermodel Angie Everhart Kris wonders if she should call up an old ‘buddy’ of her own. Rob fights with Khloé when he moves back in with her &amp; Lamar</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132934 +0000" stop="20260915141317 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Trapped - S07E12</title>
    <desc>When Kris can’t prove her innocence to Bruce the kids force the couple to work out their issues. Kim makes Lamar go the dentist and Rob fears he’s losing his hair</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141317 +0000" stop="20260915145702 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mothers &amp; Daughters - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The girls urge Kris to take a trip to San Diego to see her sick mother. Kourt looks into water birth and Bruce checks into a sleep clinic to get his nighttime ticks worked out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145702 +0000" stop="20260915154047 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales From the Kardashian Krypt - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Kim and Khloé buy Mason a fish and Kris tells the family that she wants to plan her funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154047 +0000" stop="20260915162432 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kardashian Therapy - Part 1 - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Oprah comes to the house to interview the family. Kim’s desire to explore life as an individual threatens her sisters. Rob breaks down during a family therapy session</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162432 +0000" stop="20260915170816 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kardashian Therapy - Part 2 - S07E16</title>
    <desc>A tempest of siblings, business and fame engulf Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner and paparazzi fave Kim Kardashian as their huge Hollywood families collide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170816 +0000" stop="20260915175201 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuts Both Ways - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Tired of Kourt making all the decisions, Scott considers a vasectomy. Kris goes in for surgery to replace her breast implants and Kim asks Khloé to go with her to a fertility clinic</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175201 +0000" stop="20260915183546 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby, Baby, Baby - S07E18</title>
    <desc>As the family prepares to welcome Kourt’s new baby into the world, Khloé looks into why she can’t conceive and Kim starts the process to freeze her eggs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183546 +0000" stop="20260915191930 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dishing It Out - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The Kardashians show never before seen footage and share some of their favorite moments from the series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122141 +0000" stop="20260915124248 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aw, Here It Goes To Hollywood (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel meet up with Britney Spears and end up making an unexpected appearance on a TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124248 +0000" stop="20260915130709 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Brother - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Chris' brother comes to Chicago for a visit, bringing with him sibling rivalries and a ghoulish adventure for the Rockmores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130709 +0000" stop="20260915133131 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurama - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel want the show to last forever so they make a show for the year 2099.  Kel plays with the magic vacuum cleaner and performs a disappearing act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133131 +0000" stop="20260915135553 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The April Fools - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel become masters of practical joking, until it starts making them suspicious of everything and everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135553 +0000" stop="20260915142014 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales From The Clip - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel make one last appearance in front of the studio audience. While viewing clips from the show over the years, they get into a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142014 +0000" stop="20260915144230 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twizzles Fizzles - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Kenan's parents leave him in charge one weekend when they go out of town. The rules are simple: don't make a mess and take care of your father's beloved cockatoo, Twizzles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144230 +0000" stop="20260915150518 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel land themselves in hot water when they scheme to buy a used car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150518 +0000" stop="20260915152940 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tainting Of The Screw - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel are preparing to spend a Saturday at home watching the Bulls game on TV. When Kenan takes a bite of a tuna sandwich, things turn screwy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152940 +0000" stop="20260915155401 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing Things The Hemingway - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kenan decides that to live life to the fullest he must be like Ernest Hemingway and set a list of goals for himself to accomplish. At the top of Kenan's list is Brianna, the girl of his dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155401 +0000" stop="20260915161823 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mental Kel-Epathy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a typical evening at the Rockmores: Kenan, Kel, and the family are sitting around playing a board game. Kel suddenly becomes the center of attention as he tells the family things he could not possibly have had prior knowledge of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161823 +0000" stop="20260915164244 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duh Bomb - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When two hip older teenagers scoff at Kenan and Kel for being too young to get into a real club, the boys set about making their own dance club... in Rigby's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164244 +0000" stop="20260915170249 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mo' Sweater Blues - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan finally gets up the nerve to ask out Brianna, the girl of his dreams. On the night of their date she arrives wearing a beautiful white sweater her grandmother knitted for her before she died.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170249 +0000" stop="20260915172352 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds Are For Roger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kenan's parents are getting ready to celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary. Roger really wants to go all out and impress Sheryl, so he visits an old friend who owns a jewelry store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172352 +0000" stop="20260915174556 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold War - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kel comes down with a cold and Kenan tries to cure him with a homemade remedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174556 +0000" stop="20260915180748 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Line of Kenan - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The President of the United States makes a visit to Rigby's during a stop in Chicago. Saved from disaster by Kenan, the President tells him to drop by the White House as his special guest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180748 +0000" stop="20260915182957 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial 'O' for Oops - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Kenan meets Amy, the daughter of his father's boss, Mr. Dawson. Kenan calls to ask her for a date, but all he gets is the Dawson's answering machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182957 +0000" stop="20260915185215 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas, Kenan - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan has been saving up all year to buy a Christmas present for himself. To get the last few dollars he needs, he accepts a job filling in at a department store during the holiday season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185215 +0000" stop="20260915191636 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baggin' Saggin' Kel - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With the 18th annual grocery bagging contest looming, Kel is hired by Angus' Food Barn, a rival grocery store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191636 +0000" stop="20260915194056 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe and Sorry - S01E13</title>
    <desc>During a spring cleaning of Rigby's basement, Kenan and Kel find a map to a secret vault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120341 +0000" stop="20260915122658 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin, The Musical - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The all-girl punk band Spankdriven plays in Kevin's back yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122658 +0000" stop="20260915125020 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Guy Who Liked Pie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Percy drives by a yard sale and after asking a bunch of questions he sees a time machine.  The man asked $ 10,000 for it and Percy acquired it.  Later, Kevin decides to have some fun with it and travels to Rome in their gladiator days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125020 +0000" stop="20260915131346 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hogtown Hogwild - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Spencer family have been inducted into the Canadian Ditch of Fame for Excellence in Shock Value.  Back at home Anastasia won $12 from her money order and a bus card.  Allen managed to convince Kevin to go to Toronto while Percy and Anastasia go to Sudbury for a honeymoon.  After car jacking the bus Percy is determine to find Kevin in Toronto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131346 +0000" stop="20260915133706 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogfight - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Dwane Chalmers sets up Anastasia to take the fall in a frat house in order to join the club.  Percy gets baptized by a local priest, then punches God in the head when he criticized Percy's entertainment centre.  Kevin has hit the mother load as he sneaked his way to the beer cellar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133706 +0000" stop="20260915140027 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics Special - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Percy try to gatecrash the Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140027 +0000" stop="20260915142349 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yes! Yes! Oh God! Yes, Prime Minister! - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Prime Minister candidate Mr. Wetnick sleeps with Anastasia in Ottawa.  After being cut off by the principal, Kevin and Timmy decide to bring there supply of Tobacco plants in Ottawa since his mother was living there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142349 +0000" stop="20260915144705 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Goes Around Comes Around - S06E08</title>
    <desc>According to Man #2, all the bad deeds come back to haunt Percy.  Karma.  Consequences quickly takes place soon after Man #2's comments to Percy. He ignores it and throws his bottle cap, big mistake!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144705 +0000" stop="20260915151027 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Little Helper - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Anastasia and Kevin go bargain hunting at the Shop-ocalypse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151027 +0000" stop="20260915153347 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing Time - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Kevin's back where it all began in episode 1, prison!  But now he's 'graduated' from juvie and is sent to an adult prison despite being a minor.  Officials find out about this and strike a deal with the boy to prevent this from going public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153347 +0000" stop="20260915155706 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Thing You Can Only Say In French - S06E12</title>
    <desc>In France, Anastasia meets a french fella who looks identical to Charlie Plunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155706 +0000" stop="20260915162027 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowed In - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Spencers are trapped in their house after a massive snow storm covered half of the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162027 +0000" stop="20260915164345 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas, Asshole! - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Spencers are snowed in. They make the best of it by getting drunk and telling dirty jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164345 +0000" stop="20260915170714 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Improv-ment - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin has to take a extra-curricular activity and takes Improv as he's convinced it's the easiest one their is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170714 +0000" stop="20260915173036 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Fear The Reefer - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Percy falls asleep at the wheel, crashing the car and stranding the Spencers in the pairies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173036 +0000" stop="20260915175355 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treble Charger - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Sum 41 &amp; Treble Charger voice animated versions of themselves as they get caught up in a sordid misadventure with Canada's most dysfunctional family.
In the episode, Kevin Spencer wins a contest from a music television station to spend a day with famed Canadian band Treble Charger. When the day comes, Kevin realizes that the band isn't living up to his opinion of what rock stars should be and initiates the band into a booze and drug-fueled bender. Meanwhile, Kevin's idiot father sets out to kill the members of the band Chilliwack while Kevin's sleazy mother sets her lusty eyes on the Treble Charger dudes with a whacked-out child support scheme.
Later, during a radio interview, Kevin pits Treble Charger against fellow Canadian rockers Sum 41. When anger mounts between the bands, both come close to losing their careers in a degenerative spiral of booze and alcohol addictions. It all comes to a head at the Juno Awards, where the two bands are scheduled to share the stage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175355 +0000" stop="20260915181717 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legitimate Claims - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A teenager comes-a-knocking on The Spencers' door and tells Percy he's his son.  Percy denies it at first but figures it'll be a good change from Kevin.  Angered and left out, Kevin makes homemade Absinth while his parents spend time with their new son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181717 +0000" stop="20260915184036 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow Job - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The folks get a free television as part of a court settlement. After some channel surfing, they discover it came with amateur porn which is clearly stolen of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184036 +0000" stop="20260915190356 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Tras-Hit - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Percy trains Kevin to be a terrorist.  Things go terribly wrong when a bomb explodes in a basement and Kevin has a ski pole stuck in his stomach from one end to another.  The fuzz overhear this and the family's on the run.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190356 +0000" stop="20260915192714 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Games Without Frontiers - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin is placed under house arrest.  To lighten up the mood, his dumbass parents attempt to cheer him up by playing board games like Monotony.  Kevin gets inspired by this and invents his own game.  15 years ago, Percy finked the Leduc brothers.  15 years has passed and they vow to get revenge on Percy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192714 +0000" stop="20260915195032 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Like Percy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Anastasia wants to divorce Percy suspecting he has two-timed her so she must display evidence he actually cheated on her.  So Kevin tells his mom to hire Afroman to bust Percy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122556 +0000" stop="20260915132458 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Following the kidnapping of Robert Zeuthen's daughter Emilie, Copenhagen Police put every effort into tracking down the perpetrator and finding the little girl. Meanwhile, the kidnapping has quickly become a hot potato in the election campaign and Prime Minister Kamper must deal with the fallout.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After the dramatic death of the deputy public prosecutor, it is clear that Emilie Zeuthen's kidnapper is a man who will stop at nothing to recover a debt. But what is this debt? Lund and Borch are trying to get cooperation, and Lund tries to get Mark to reconcile with her. The family Zeuthen find it hard to accept that Emilie is gone, and press the police to act by making all resources available. Prime Minister Kampers staff are trying to keep him free of the kidnapping affair, but they have some unpleasant information, which makes it difficult to focus on the election campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Another failed exchange attempt puts Borch and Lund in a dilemma: should they obey the perpetrator, or act despite his directives - and thereby risk putting Emilie Zeuthen life further at risk? The coroner's death suggests several things now that there is a relationship between an old murder and Emilie Zeuthen's fate. Robert Zeuthen is ready to pay the ultimate price to get his daughter back alive, and despite police warnings, forces through his will. The Prime Minister's political life is linked more and more with an unsolved police matter, and Minister of Justice and PET cannot provide clarity. Opposition leader Ussing takes every opportunity to accuse Kamper of responsibility for Emilie Zeuthen's disappearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152215 +0000" stop="20260915162042 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The perpetrator continues to talk about a debt that he will have met and if Sarah Lund is to save Emilie's life, she must find out which debt he's talking about, and how it should be paid. The perpetrator has this time asked for Robert Zeuthen in exchange for Emilie - the exchange is in progress. Robert Zeuthen is now on the way, along with Lund, to sacrifice his life for his daughter, while Maja follows the drama from Police Headquarters, where Brix tries to get a handle on the situation. The Minister of Justice proves to be crooked, and the same applies to Anders Ussing. Their possible connection to the old murder gives Kamper reason for serious considerations, and he makes a dramatic decision, much to the frustration of both 'stoffer and Karen.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Borch has got Lund back on track in the case of Emilie, and they're now working with Asbjørn looking for signs of life. They follow in the perpetrator's tracks, who obviously has gone to Jutland looking for something, but what? They make an eerie discovery, and expose themselves to danger. At the same time Lund and Borch are faced with a dilemma. The pressure on Brix grows at police headquarters, as management ask questions about his judgment. Robert and Maja find it hard to believe that their daughter is dead, but they try both to deal with the debilitating grief that has befallen them. Preparations for the funeral begin. Prime Minister Kamper struggles with his decision, because he understands that doubts have arisen about Emilie's fate, but the Minister of Finance is not easy to convince. Ussing turns out to have a secret that gives Kamper new faith that he can regain the party's trust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171915 +0000" stop="20260915181623 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A new element turns out to play a role of great significance in the investigation. Borch and Lund have a hard time shaking off their Jutland experience, and their working relationship suffers as a result. Robert and Maja harbour hopes that Emilie may still be alive and Zeeland throw all their resources into tracking her down, as a secret is revealed from an unlikely source within the family. Police run checks on Ussing's movements over the last couple of years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181623 +0000" stop="20260915191510 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A suspect is taken in for examination as the police try to find out more about the notebook they discovered, but things go less than smoothly. The prime minister and his close aids become the focus of police attention, as Karen is also found to be hiding a dangerous secret which could prove fatal for the government. Borch and Lund's trip to Jutland begins to have consequences. Robert Zeuthen intensifies the hunt for his daughter, despite coming under heavy pressure from the Zeeland board. Maja takes sides. A witness turns up who may have important information about Emilie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120359 +0000" stop="20260915124630 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Face - S01E01</title>
    <desc>MI5 security officer Eve Polastri is bored in her job and yearns for a more exciting life. When a Russian politician is murdered, Eve is tasked with protecting the only witness and soon finds herself on a collision course with a violent and extraordinary assassin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124630 +0000" stop="20260915132832 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Deal With Him Later - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of her recent assignment, Villanelle is ordered to take a break. Never one to do as she’s told, she goes ahead with her next mission regardless. Eve is given a dream opportunity to join a secret MI6 unit tracking Villanelle and the shady organisation she works for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132832 +0000" stop="20260915141041 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't I Know You? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Villanelle kills a Chinese colonel at a kink clinic in Berlin, Eve and Bill travel out to investigate. While Eve and Bill chase up a number of promising leads, Villanelle enjoys the cat-and-mouse of their proximity. But as they draw closer, Eve comes to realize that this is much more than a game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141041 +0000" stop="20260915145258 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry Baby - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Intel from Berlin points to the existence of a mole, prompting Eve to undertake her first surveillance operation. Meanwhile, Villanelle is sent to England to eliminate a member of British Intelligence. Villanelle wonders, could it be Eve?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145258 +0000" stop="20260915153500 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Have a Thing About Bathrooms - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Having survived a terrifying close call with Villanelle, Eve now has the mole ensconced in a safe house and is buzzing. They have an exciting opportunity to glean information and crack this thing open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153500 +0000" stop="20260915161734 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me to the Hole! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A female assassin is taken into custody in Russia, and Eve and Carolyn head out to Moscow to negotiate access. She could hold the key to the organization that runs Villanelle. Meanwhile, Villanelle is smuggled into the same Russian jail. It’s a grim and brutal place, where not even Villanelle is safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161734 +0000" stop="20260915170004 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want To Be Free - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tensions are running high as the situation in Moscow escalates, and Eve starts to question who she can trust. Despite the danger, with her sights firmly set on Villanelle, Eve goes rogue. With both women under pressure, the stakes are higher than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170004 +0000" stop="20260915174150 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God, I'm Tired - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Villanelle's mission is proving anything but straightforward, forcing her to take drastic measures. Meanwhile, Eve makes a shocking discovery, which leads her right to Villanelle and an electrifying confrontation from which neither will emerge unscathed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174150 +0000" stop="20260915182532 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Know How to Dispose of a Body? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Eve is reeling from her act of violence against Villanelle and doesn’t know whether she is alive or dead. A paranoid and severely-injured Villanelle manages to get herself to the hospital for treatment. Carolyn approaches Eve with an intriguing opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182532 +0000" stop="20260915190927 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice and Neat - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carolyn introduces Eve to her new team before Eve briefs them on the Villanelle case. Villanelle, needing to lie low while she recovers, finds a Good Samaritan to take her in and care for her. Eve finds out a secret that Carolyn has been hiding from her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190927 +0000" stop="20260915195326 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hungry Caterpillar - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Villanelle's circumstances are looking bleak. Eve makes a dangerous deal with an old acquaintance. Villanelle is surprised when she is approached by a figure from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121111 +0000" stop="20260915123407 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motor Ed - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Kim is introduced to her father’s acquaintance’s son, Felix, who turns out to be handicapped in the fact that he must use a wheelchair.  Kim does her best to treat him properly though only makes a fool out of herself in the manner in which she is acting.  However, when a madman with a mullet who goes by the name of Motor Ed attempts to steal some car parts and inadvertently kidnaps Ron, Kim must rely on the help of Felix and learn a lesson in the capability of the handicapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123407 +0000" stop="20260915125704 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ron Millionaire - S02E28</title>
    <desc>When Ron gains Naco royalties from Bueno Nacho and becomes a multi-millionaire, he loses track of his persona and becomes a self-absorbed individual.  However, when Dr. Drakken attempts to steal a huge diamond in order to power his laser, he takes notices of the now rich Ron and attempts to seize his finances, so it’s up to Kim to save the day and her friend Ron; despite the fact that he is no longer the Ron she used to know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125704 +0000" stop="20260915132000 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple S - S02E29</title>
    <desc>While on the trail of a thief with a 555 tattooed on the back of his neck, Kim heads to the X-Games because the thief has been robbing stores near the tournament’s holding ground.  Meanwhile, Ron is dealing with attempting to become a Jock in order to get with the ladies while the Seniors are trying to deal with losing all of their assets in a contract agreement that Junior inadvertently signed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132000 +0000" stop="20260915134257 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rewriting History - S02E30</title>
    <desc>While Kim and Ron are at the Museum, she discovers that one of her ancestors was a thief and she decides to figure out what really happened in order to clear her family’s name.  However, after a bunch of bizarre coincidences connects the events on that day with that of Wade and Dr. Drakken’s ancestors as well, she soon believes she may be close to figuring out what exactly happened to cause her ancestor to get framed, though Ron keeps feeling that something about their predicament just doesn’t feel right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134257 +0000" stop="20260915140554 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steal Wheels - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Drakken is ordered by his mother to look after his cousin which turns out to be Motor Ed, Drakken and Motor Ed work together to complete a “Doomvee”, which is a Humvee that is full of superior weaponry.  Meanwhile, Kim is feeling alone because Ron is spending the weekend with Felix instead of her, which causes her to become desperate because she needs some social interaction.  Kim attempts to hang out with Ron and Felix despite the fact that she hates doing whatever they do, but when Dr. Drakken and Motor Ed steal Felix’s wheelchair, they work together to see if they can retrieve his wheelchair back and put an end to their evil plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140554 +0000" stop="20260915142850 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotion Sickness - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to stop Dr. Drakken, Kim gets into a fight with Shego in which they accidentally get a microchip attached to each of them that can control their emotions.  However, when Ron accidentally picks up the control device instead of Kim’s communicator, he thinks it’s a game and he inadvertently controls Kim and Shego’s moods, in which he puts on romance mode before he and Kim go to school.  Ron must now deal with Kim’s sudden advances towards him while trying to determine what he should do about the situation, all the while Drakken is dealing with a suddenly love-stricken Shego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142850 +0000" stop="20260915145147 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonding - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Kim and Ron go to stop Professor Dementor from stealing from a top-secret research laboratory, Ron inadvertently catches Dementor’s “Bondo-Ball” in his pocket, which he accidentally triggers later that day.  When Ron rushes into Mr. Barkin and gets stuck to him, he rushes to warn Kim but discovers that she is already stuck to Bonnie.  Now Kim and Ron must work with their enemies while trying to cope with what occurred to them and there’s still Professor Dementor to worry about; but will Kim and Ron gain any insight towards the life of their enemies through the ordeal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145147 +0000" stop="20260915151444 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Ron is trying to prove he’s old enough to not be forced to sit at the children’s table at a wedding when he realizes that his evil cousin Sean will be there, he decides to find a date so that it would prove he’s old enough to sit at the more mature tables.  However, when both Ron and Kim believe they shouldn’t go together because it would be awkward, Ron decides to try to be a bad boy after he sees an episode of “Agony County” on television because he believes they get all the girls.  However, when Kim and Ron go to a villain convention in order to see what is going on, Ron and Drakken inadvertently switch personalities when a machine goes awry, causing Ron to become a maniacal madman and Dr. Drakken to become a kind spirited individual, Kim realizes that a bad Ron may be more than she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151444 +0000" stop="20260915153740 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown at the Crooked D - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kim goes with her brothers and her father to visit her uncle’s ranch in Montana, in which Ron decides to go along because he figures that he’ll be able to be lazy at the ranch.  However, when Dr. Drakken decides to hold a convention for the smartest people in the world, he uses his “silly hats” to make them ignorant so that he may become the best genius in the world.  It’s up to Kim to save the day once again, though she soon learns that she may need help from her family; especially her cousin Joss who considers Kim her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153740 +0000" stop="20260915160037 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimension Twist - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Kim discovers that Ron has missed practice and their daily trip to Bueno Nacho, she finds out that television is the reason he has been busy.  She manages to get him and they head out to stop Dr. Drakken and Shego to get back the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer, but when his laser goes awry and sucks them into a television world, Ron’s newfound knowledge of television may just prove useful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160037 +0000" stop="20260915161214 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overdue - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Mrs. Hatchet discovers that Kim has an overdue library book, KP's cheerleading activities are suspended.  Ron realizes that he lost the book, and he has to retrace his steps through the last few missions he and Kim went on to save Kim from...library lock-up!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161214 +0000" stop="20260915162331 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roachie - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Chester Yapsby has stolen a top-secret project that is capable of making insects grow to incredible heights.  Kim is contacted for the assignment because she never fails to get a job done, though when it turns out that the giant cockroaches bother Kim as she has a personal fear of insects. Ron must help her overcome her fear in order to save the day.  Meanwhile, Ron names one of the cockroaches Roachie and decides to keep it as a pet, much to Kim’s chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162331 +0000" stop="20260915164628 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rappin' Drakken - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After Kim constantly foils Dr. Drakken’s evil plans, he decides to try to take over the world through his brain washing shampoo “Lather, Rinse, Obey”.  However, the shampoo sells horribly and after talking with Shego, he learns that items mentioned in hip-hop music usually sells quite quickly.  When his attempts to persuade a star to use his produce in their song, he enters an “American Idol” type contest in order to become a star long enough to make his shampoo sell.  However, with Kim on his trail, will she be able to foil his plan once again?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164628 +0000" stop="20260915170925 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Impossible - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Team Impossible demands that Kim cease her duties as a teen hero, Kim is caught between a choice to live a normal life or continue to help save people.  However, even should she decide to keep saving the world on a regular basis, can she outmatch three of the highest paid heroes in the world who have everything at their disposal, even their own theme song?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170925 +0000" stop="20260915173221 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla Fist - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Yori’s sensei has been kidnapped and all evidence indicates that Lord Monkey Fist is responsible for it.  Yori comes to Middleton to get Ron, in which Yori and Ron head off to South America to attempt to stop Lord Monkey Fist.  However, when Kim starts to grow suspicious about Yori’s sudden appearance in Middleton, she heads after them to get to get to the bottom of their predicament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173221 +0000" stop="20260915175518 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Molerat Will Be CGI - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Junior attempts to rob the Tower of London, but accidentally tries to rob a movie set replica. Kim and Ron go to stop them and perform an extreme mid air stunt and the movie set's director offers them a movie, which they happily agree to. Kim now must deal with Heather, an actress who is going to be her in the movie taking her friends, and Ron has to deal with Quinn, an actor who is going to be him in the movie act completely opposite of him. All of this while they have to stop Junior who is out for revenge on the director for not putting him in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175518 +0000" stop="20260915181811 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Suited - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ron steals Kim's supersuit to use in the upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Professor Dementor becomes jealous of the suit and devises a system to control it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181811 +0000" stop="20260915184104 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Job - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Señor Senior Junior breaks Shego out of prison to help him get his father a great birthday present, it's up to Kim and Ron to stop them. Meanwhile, Kim urges Ron to get a job after he uses coupons on their date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184104 +0000" stop="20260915190357 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kim investigates a string of celebrity robberies, but comes up empty-handed. Meanwhile, the tweebs enter Middleton High School as freshmen. Ashley Tisdale guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190357 +0000" stop="20260915192650 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cupid Effect - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ron offers Wade advice on how to woo Monique, but when it backfires, the young supergenius creates a Cupid Ray. Unfortunately, the device falls into the hands of Senor Senior Senior, who uses it to help Junior seduce all the women in the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192650 +0000" stop="20260915194943 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Alarm - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kim receives an old car that she has the Tweebs fix up for her. Meanwhile, Shego and Motor Ed join forces to steal something from the space center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121752 +0000" stop="20260915123945 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appanticitis - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Appa gets into trouble when he’s too honest with Umma. Janet takes Gerald to the hospital and meets an old friend. Jung wants to audition for his favourite reality show but double books audition partners</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123945 +0000" stop="20260915130139 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit 'n' Fun - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Umma and Appa accidentally damage a close friend's car. Janet discovers that Gerald isn't as loyal a friend as she thought. Jung worries that his birthday message to Shannon might be too personal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130139 +0000" stop="20260915132332 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Ring - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Umma loses something valuable and doesn't want Appa to know. Jung threatens to ruin Janet's prospects with a cute yoga instructor. Shannon and Kimchee win a BBQ, and can’t decide who gets to keep it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132332 +0000" stop="20260915134525 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trollop - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma are at odds over a wedding dress, while Shannon and Jung struggle with cultural sensitivities after a visit to a burger joint. Janet grapples with the fallout of Raj's canceled engagement and faces an awkward night out with Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134525 +0000" stop="20260915140718 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couch Surfing - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While Appa is reluctant to have a houseguest, Umma is the one who ends up having problems with their visitor. Jung accuses Janet of being cold-hearted; Shannon tackles an office bullying problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140718 +0000" stop="20260915142911 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Help - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Umma is mistaken for a server at a school event for Janet; Appa takes up math tutoring to prove his teaching prowess. Shannon is finally single, but Jung is unsure if he will make a move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142911 +0000" stop="20260915145104 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Ummaversary - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jung and Shannon try to hide their relationship from the rest of the Handy gang, but their cover may be blown after Shannon gets a little \handy\ at a staff meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145104 +0000" stop="20260915151258 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinkin' 'Bout Inkin' - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Janet considers getting a new tattoo; Jung and Shannon exchange "five-week-iversary" gifts. Umma and Appa discover some juicy gossip about Pastor Nina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151258 +0000" stop="20260915153451 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer Dad - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Appa unwittingly becomes Jung's soccer coach. Umma insists that Janet should learn how to cook. Shannon forces a birthday party on Stacie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153451 +0000" stop="20260915155644 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beacon of Truth - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A lie from Janet's past hurts Appa's feelings but Umma wants Janet to keep the truth to herself. At Handy, Shannon and Jung struggle with workplace dating dynamics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155644 +0000" stop="20260915161837 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chammo! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Janet is commissioned to take portraits of Shannon's cats. Umma entrusts Jung to pick Appa up from the dentist, but things don't go as planned. Kimchee is threatened by Terence, and a spice challenge ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161837 +0000" stop="20260915164030 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Witch is Which - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Umma re-evaluates her role as a mother. Appa comes into money and tries to do a good thing with it. Jung and Shannon discover they have different concepts of what is sexy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164030 +0000" stop="20260915170223 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Bedroom - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma come up with a new sleeping arrangement. Jung pursues a new career and tries to get Janet involved. Shannon and Kimchee discover a new, slightly terrifying side of Terence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170223 +0000" stop="20260915172417 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jung shows Shannon his nurturing side while Chelsea and Gerald get in the way of Janet's summer plans. Appa is invited to lead a business seminar but is forced to share the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172417 +0000" stop="20260915174610 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knife Strife - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Umma believes she has discovered a murder weapon, as Janet realizes she and Nathan have nothing in common. At Handy, Kimchee struggles to fit in with the other regional managers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174610 +0000" stop="20260915180803 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bon Voyage - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma's plans for the future push Appa out of his comfort zone. Janet gets an internship overseas, and Jung and Kimchee explore new living arrangements.</desc>
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    <title>Parking Pass - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Umma's new parking pass gives Appa an idea. Janet searches for more meaningful work. Shannon's mixup leads to an awkward situation for the Handy staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182956 +0000" stop="20260915185149 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Channouncements - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A new church member makes Umma feel cast aside; Appa becomes jealous of Janet's journaling. Shannon's decision to allow shorts in the office allows Terence to come out of his shell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185149 +0000" stop="20260915191342 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appa &amp; Linus - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Appa destroys a piece of Gerald's childhood; Umma misrepresents herself to her support group. Shannon gets in the way of Kimchee's plan to visit Jung in California.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191342 +0000" stop="20260915193536 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tennis Anyone? - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Umma and Appa try to fit in at an upscale tennis court. Shannon helps Omar deal with his over-eager family. Janet misjudges a co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193536 +0000" stop="20260915195729 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tangled Web - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Appa's nerves are tested when Nayoung arrives with a furry friend. Umma shares an uncomfortable lunch with Jung and Shannon. Bad timing makes Kimchee neglect a co-worker in need.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121042 +0000" stop="20260915123241 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank Gets Dusted - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty shows up at Hank's house with a reality TV show crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123241 +0000" stop="20260915125441 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glen Peggy Glen Ross - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a set of titanium golf clubs at a police auction, he gives the clubs to Hank.  However, Hank has trouble playing with a set of clubs that once belonged to a convicted murderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125441 +0000" stop="20260915131644 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Passion of Dauterive - S11E07</title>
    <desc>After Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed he has a religious experience which involves a romantic liaison with Reverend Stroup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131644 +0000" stop="20260915133848 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Theft Arlen - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane.  Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133848 +0000" stop="20260915140050 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy's Gone to Pots - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Heights, but she winds up selling pots door to door. Meanwhile the real Rusty Shackleford pays a visit to Dale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140050 +0000" stop="20260915142254 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Today, Gone Today - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fall out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142254 +0000" stop="20260915144455 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude.  Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144455 +0000" stop="20260915150656 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky's Wedding Suit - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Season finale. When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job.  After Lucky's lawyer finds out that Dale does not have insurance, he goes after Strickland Propane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150656 +0000" stop="20260915152900 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suite Smells of Excess - S12E01</title>
    <desc>When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152900 +0000" stop="20260915155101 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby Rae - S12E02</title>
    <desc>To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school.  However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155101 +0000" stop="20260915161304 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Powder Puff Boys - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game.  Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161304 +0000" stop="20260915163506 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Wave Intersection - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163506 +0000" stop="20260915165706 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Picks Cotton - S12E05</title>
    <desc>When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef.  The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165706 +0000" stop="20260915171908 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Steaks - S12E06</title>
    <desc>After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171908 +0000" stop="20260915174108 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tears of an Inflatable Clown - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High.  Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174108 +0000" stop="20260915180309 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Minh Who Knew Too Much - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team.  However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180309 +0000" stop="20260915182513 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Weaver - S12E09</title>
    <desc>After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career.  Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182513 +0000" stop="20260915184714 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doggone Crazy - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank.  Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184714 +0000" stop="20260915190915 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trans-Fascism - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190915 +0000" stop="20260915193117 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untitled Blake McCormick Project - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him  something is not quite right with the whole situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193117 +0000" stop="20260915195317 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accidental Terrorist - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it.  However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121326 +0000" stop="20260915123443 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knee Jerk - S08E16</title>
    <desc>After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123443 +0000" stop="20260915125455 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Present Tense - S08E17</title>
    <desc>The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125455 +0000" stop="20260915131647 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sold-Y Locks - S08E18</title>
    <desc>In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131647 +0000" stop="20260915133839 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotional Rollercoaster - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133839 +0000" stop="20260915135805 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Play - S08E20</title>
    <desc>One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135805 +0000" stop="20260915141957 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hartford Wailer - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141957 +0000" stop="20260915144149 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Schlub - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144149 +0000" stop="20260915150341 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acting Out - S08E23</title>
    <desc>After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150341 +0000" stop="20260915152502 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Cast - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152502 +0000" stop="20260915154624 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Affair Trade - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care.

Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154624 +0000" stop="20260915160746 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moxie Moron - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160746 +0000" stop="20260915162907 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Disturbance - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162907 +0000" stop="20260915165029 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruff Goin' - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165029 +0000" stop="20260915171150 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brace Yourself - S09E06</title>
    <desc>An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171150 +0000" stop="20260915173257 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Cheapo - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173257 +0000" stop="20260915175419 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offensive Fowl - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175419 +0000" stop="20260915181539 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mild Bunch - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181539 +0000" stop="20260915183700 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhattan Project - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183700 +0000" stop="20260915185810 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Spaced - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185810 +0000" stop="20260915191851 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>China Syndrome (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191851 +0000" stop="20260915194048 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>China Syndrome (2) - S09E13</title>
    <desc>At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122008 +0000" stop="20260915124144 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124144 +0000" stop="20260915130346 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robbery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a gang of armed robbers target Nolita, the restaurant runs low on patrons and several staff members begin to freak out. Steven throws a model party to turn their luck around but the crew realize that the models eat the food then vomit it back out again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130346 +0000" stop="20260915132518 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Takes Off - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Food and Wine magazine writes a favorable review of one of the Nolita meals that Teddy makes but Jack takes total credit for it. This makes Teddy quit in anger, but seeing him quit and return so often, Jack decides to hire another chef, Chet. Meanwhile, Nolita is flooded with guests wanting the fish meal, and Jack soon discovers he does not know how to make it, and realizes he has to get Teddy back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132518 +0000" stop="20260915134654 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Do Brunch - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Becky’s secret affair continues. Meanwhile, Pino orders Jack to take his sweetbreads off the menu because they are not selling. Becky convinces Jack to start serving brunch even though the rest of the staff is dead set against it. Seth has a run in with a suave chocolate maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134654 +0000" stop="20260915140835 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praise be Praise - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tries desperately to impress Jack with his initiative in the kitchen, but his good intentions turn against him causing Jack to give him the silent treatment. A “no send-back” policy is introduced at Nolita which annoys Mimi. Jack gets rated on his “bedroom skills” by the author of the ChefHunter.net website. But when he is given an score that does not sit well with him, he goes out to prove to the author he is top material.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140835 +0000" stop="20260915143034 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Play - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mimi is the new owner of Nolita and a power-struggle with Jack enfolds. The two fight for control over the restaurant and staff but when a surprise health inspector shows up for an inspection, this prompts Jack to try and bribe her and Mimi doing the inspection the honest way. Also, Jim deals with Tanya's kiss, and trying to keep it secret from Seth who has a history of crazy jealousy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143034 +0000" stop="20260915145239 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Award Goes To... - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Now that Nolita has changed hands and Jack and Mimi are in charge, Nolita is nominated for an EPICURE Award. However, Jack soon realizes that Becky's restaurant is also nominated for the same award prompting a series of mistrust and hostility towards Jack for welcoming her back into his life. Seth finally discovers Jim's indiscretion and Ramon sees the Virgin Mary in a Prize Lobster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145239 +0000" stop="20260915151442 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Affair To Remember - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jack is unaware that the woman he slept with, Gia, is Pino's mistress, who lives above the restaurant. Gia wants to tell Pino about their affair because Jack looks after her whereas Pino does not. Everything then goes awry when Pino throws his wife a party and his mistress arrives threatening to tell all. Meanwhile, Steven, Teddy and Seth plan to take Jim out to get him laid but they instead use his pityful nature to pick up girls for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151442 +0000" stop="20260915153712 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exile on Main Street - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jack Bourdain was a great chef four years ago until he made his own demise. Nowadays, he works in a children's restaurant run by his girlfriend. But his luck is about to change: Pino Lugeria, owner of Nolita, wants Jack to take over as head chef and to assemble a crew in 48 hours. For this, he goes back to his old friends offering all of them a chance to work together again. But this decision does not sit well with Pino's daughter, Mimi, who resents Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153712 +0000" stop="20260915155901 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155901 +0000" stop="20260915162104 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162104 +0000" stop="20260915164309 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164309 +0000" stop="20260915170505 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170505 +0000" stop="20260915172641 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172641 +0000" stop="20260915174843 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robbery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a gang of armed robbers target Nolita, the restaurant runs low on patrons and several staff members begin to freak out. Steven throws a model party to turn their luck around but the crew realize that the models eat the food then vomit it back out again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174843 +0000" stop="20260915181015 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Takes Off - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Food and Wine magazine writes a favorable review of one of the Nolita meals that Teddy makes but Jack takes total credit for it. This makes Teddy quit in anger, but seeing him quit and return so often, Jack decides to hire another chef, Chet. Meanwhile, Nolita is flooded with guests wanting the fish meal, and Jack soon discovers he does not know how to make it, and realizes he has to get Teddy back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181015 +0000" stop="20260915183150 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Do Brunch - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Becky’s secret affair continues. Meanwhile, Pino orders Jack to take his sweetbreads off the menu because they are not selling. Becky convinces Jack to start serving brunch even though the rest of the staff is dead set against it. Seth has a run in with a suave chocolate maker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183150 +0000" stop="20260915185332 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praise be Praise - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tries desperately to impress Jack with his initiative in the kitchen, but his good intentions turn against him causing Jack to give him the silent treatment. A “no send-back” policy is introduced at Nolita which annoys Mimi. Jack gets rated on his “bedroom skills” by the author of the ChefHunter.net website. But when he is given an score that does not sit well with him, he goes out to prove to the author he is top material.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185332 +0000" stop="20260915191531 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Play - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mimi is the new owner of Nolita and a power-struggle with Jack enfolds. The two fight for control over the restaurant and staff but when a surprise health inspector shows up for an inspection, this prompts Jack to try and bribe her and Mimi doing the inspection the honest way. Also, Jim deals with Tanya's kiss, and trying to keep it secret from Seth who has a history of crazy jealousy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191531 +0000" stop="20260915193736 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Award Goes To... - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Now that Nolita has changed hands and Jack and Mimi are in charge, Nolita is nominated for an EPICURE Award. However, Jack soon realizes that Becky's restaurant is also nominated for the same award prompting a series of mistrust and hostility towards Jack for welcoming her back into his life. Seth finally discovers Jim's indiscretion and Ramon sees the Virgin Mary in a Prize Lobster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193736 +0000" stop="20260915195939 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Affair To Remember - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jack is unaware that the woman he slept with, Gia, is Pino's mistress, who lives above the restaurant. Gia wants to tell Pino about their affair because Jack looks after her whereas Pino does not. Everything then goes awry when Pino throws his wife a party and his mistress arrives threatening to tell all. Meanwhile, Steven, Teddy and Seth plan to take Jim out to get him laid but they instead use his pityful nature to pick up girls for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123839 +0000" stop="20260915132214 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie's - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay visits Charlie's in La Verne, CA to help the owners of the Italian bistro refresh its outdated look and update the menu's bland and unoriginal options. Displeased by the wishy-washy service, unappetizing dishes and old-fashioned ambiance, Chef Ramsay has his work cut out for him to turn the restaurant's luck around. Find out if Chef Ramsay can infuse the restaurant with authentic Italian elegance or if the restaurant's woes are too much for even Chef Ramsay to tackle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132214 +0000" stop="20260915140515 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Café Hon - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay heads to Baltimore, MD, and immediately has his hands full when he visits Café Hon, a Southern Comfort eatery in need not only of a restaurant renovation but also a public image makeover. The owner of Café Hon has come under fire from the city of Baltimore for trademarking the word "Hon," a term of endearment for Baltimore culture. Find out if the restaurant revamp and renewed public image will be enough to win back the city of Baltimore and revive its tradition of southern comfort cooking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140515 +0000" stop="20260915144843 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chiarella's - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay visits the "City of Brotherly Love" to check in on family-owned Italian restaurant Chiarella's. Although the Philadelphia eatery boasts over 30 years of business, Chef Ramsay is shocked by the restaurant's outdated menu, sloppy service and disorganized staff. Find out if Chef Ramsay is able to infuse the restaurant with classic Italian flair and revive its lackluster dining experience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144843 +0000" stop="20260915153236 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zocalo - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Chef Gordon Ramsay visits University City, Pennsylvania, in the heart of West Philadelphia. The thriving neighborhood houses Zocalo, an authentic Mexican restaurant run by longtime employees-turned-owners Greg and Mary Russell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153236 +0000" stop="20260915161612 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Galleria 33 (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay goes to Boston's North End to pay a visit to La Galleria 33, opened in 2006 by sisters Rita and Lisa. The two siblings grew up in the Italian neighborhood and worked at their father's very successful restaurant, L'Osteria, which was established in 1985. They branched out and opened their own establishment only 100 feet away, hoping to feed off their father's success.

But the customers never came. The sisters blame everything from the weather to the tablecloths to the font on the menu. They don't know how to fix their problems because they don't know how to identify them.

The employees, however, know exactly what is wrong - Lisa and Rita. They say the sisters treat people badly and talk unprofessionally. Plus Lisa drinks on the job and Rita smokes in the restaurant. They have slipped into complacency about the failing business, but their parents stand to lose everything if La Galleria fails.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161612 +0000" stop="20260915165946 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Galleria 33 (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>In the last episode of "Kitchen Nightmares," Chef Ramsay traveled to Boston's North End to visit La Galleria 33, a restaurant run by sisters Rita and Lisa. He quickly discovered the establishment to be fraught with issues. Rita smokes and Lisa drinks on the job, and their unprofessional behavior has lost them the respect of their staff. The food, which is prepared by Rita's ex-husband Doug, is horrific. Chef Ramsay finds it to be frozen, bland and evidently made without passion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165946 +0000" stop="20260915174318 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Maria's - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay heads to Mama Maria's in Brooklyn. This Italian restaurant and pizzeria was passed down from mother to son more than 25 years ago, but has proven to be more of a burden than a family gem. The owner is exhausted from trying to make ends meet for his family, which in turn has taken a toll on the staff, food and overall performance of the restaurant. Chef Ramsay is disgusted to find 12 freezers filled with rancid and inedible pre-made meals and he reaches his breaking point when one diner needs an ambulance after eating a defrosted piece of seafood. When Chef Ramsay levels with this owner, he leaves him in tears. Find out if Ramsay's push was enough to wake this owner and save his family and restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174318 +0000" stop="20260915182651 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms. Jean's Southern Cuisine - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon heads to Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania, home to Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine, which was opened 12 years ago by retired special education teacher Ms Jean Gould. Her employees say she's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and that's why the local community stay away. Ms Jean insists she's only mean because her employees are lazy, but the business is falling apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182651 +0000" stop="20260915191026 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barefoot Bob's - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across the United States in a bid to save failing restaurants from disaster. This week, Gordon visits beachside restaurant Barefoot Bob's in Hull, Massachusetts, owned by husband-and-wife team Marc and Lisa. The duo opened the grill in the summer of 2004 to a busy seafront crowd, but every year the bottom line collapses through the bleak winter months.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191026 +0000" stop="20260915195404 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revisited #8 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay revisits Café Hon in Hampden, Maryland, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in Montclair, New Jersey, to see whether the restaurant owners have taken his advice on board.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122547 +0000" stop="20260915130835 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Rope - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The stabbing of a cop by a black man stirs up racial tension on the street and in the Knick, forcing Thackery and Edwards to take action. Everett returns to work and a changed OR. Barrow fears for Junia’s safety. Cornelia is impressed with Edwards’ ingenuity. Lucy is escorted home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130835 +0000" stop="20260915135739 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Late a Lot - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Already on edge due to a city-wide run on cocaine, Thackery worries that Dr. Levi Zinberg, a Jewish surgeon and inventor, will steal his spotlight at the next New York Surgical Society presentation. Bertie continues his courtship of Lucy while staving off his father’s persistent demands that he leave the Knick. Cornelia, Speight and Bertie go to court in an attempt to keep 'Typhoid Mary' Mallon quarantined. Gallinger tries to get Eleanor to move past her grief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135739 +0000" stop="20260915144103 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Lotus - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A late-night crime sheds unfavorable light on the Knick, forcing Robertson to come up with hush money. Lucy goes to extremes to get drugs for an increasingly desperate Thackery, whose plea for an advance from a seller of patent medicines falls on deaf ears. Gallinger despairs as Eleanor’s behavior becomes more erratic. Cornelia and Edwards proffer different solutions to a shared dilemma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144103 +0000" stop="20260915153827 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crutchfield - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Refusing to collaborate with Dr. Zinberg on blood-transfusion research, an increasingly paranoid Thackery pushes himself to the limit, and beyond, in an effort to “solve the riddle” and beat his rival. Cornelia and Edwards arrive at a crossroads. Barrow trades one creditor for another. Lucy requests Bertie’s help. With the Knick in the midst of yet another crisis, Robertson calls for a vote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153827 +0000" stop="20260915163326 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten Knots - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The hospital readies for its move uptown, while Dr. Edwards makes a play to be named permanent chief of surgery and Dr. Gallinger heads over to Cromartie Hospital in hopes of getting Dr. Thackery to come back to work. Bertie rebuffs Lucy's attempt to make amends. Ping Wu demands his prostitutes be given regular medical checkups. Speight tracks a new plague. Cornelia ministers to a quarantined San Francisco neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163326 +0000" stop="20260915173004 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're No Rose - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Thackery makes a move to return to The Knick, which the board frowns upon. Cornelia gets Cleary to do a dirty job, but it comes with a cost. Robertson makes a push for a new subway initiative. Barrow drives up construction costs. Lucy receives a surprise visitor from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173004 +0000" stop="20260915182747 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best With the Best to Get the Best - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Thackery enlists Edwards to help him test a new hypothesis. After rejecting Robertson’s advances at The Knick, Lucy learns that confession isn’t always good for the soul. Young journalist Genevieve Everidge works on a story about one of Thackery’s rivals. Cornelia is dismayed by the limits of her husband’s sympathies. Barrow faces a new adversary at Tammany Hall. Gallinger is intrigued by a discussion of eugenics at a class reunion. Edwards deals with a surprise visitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182747 +0000" stop="20260915192338 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful Surprises - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Abby’s worsening condition persuades Thackery to test out his novel syphilis treatment. Edwards comes clean to Opal, but does not get the response he expects. Cleary makes a last-ditch effort to raise funds for Harriet as her date in court arrives. Bertie undergoes physical training. Barrow loses a sponsor. Gallinger’s prejudices are reinforced. Cornelia probes a suspicious death. Lucy laments her lot in life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120932 +0000" stop="20260915125801 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Strike - S03E21</title>
    <desc>To find stolen laser rifles, Michael attends a survivalist convention where pistols taken in the same robbery have been sold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125801 +0000" stop="20260915134633 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus Knights - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Michael and KITT join a circus as a daredevil act to find out who's trying to force it into bankruptcy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134633 +0000" stop="20260915142606 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight of the Juggernaut (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Michael and K.I.T.T.'s latest assignment, to guard a volatile new isotope in Chicago, looks as if it could be their last, when the late Wilton Knight's daughter Jennifer plans to shut down their division of FLAG, and suspends Michael. But meanwhile, international terrorist Phillip Nordstrom kidnaps Devon, and uses hi-tech laser surgery on a criminal to create an impostor, as part of Nordstrom's plot to get his hands on the valuable isotope. Even though suspended, Michael becomes suspicious of (the impostor) Devon's behaviour and investigates — but Nordstrom plans to get rid of their interference, coating K.I.T.T. in a chemical to break down his molecular amour coating, before turning loose "The Juggernaut" — a deadly mobile battering ram...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142606 +0000" stop="20260915151151 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight of the Juggernaut (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>With K.I.T.T. completely wrecked by Nordstrom's "Juggernaut" battering ram, Michael and Bonnie, unable to turn to the strangely behaving Devon, enlist a street gang headed by a vigilante known as "The Street Avenger" to rebuild K.I.T.T. in a back-street garage, adding some key new features in the process; but it's a race against the clock to rebuild K.I.T.T. in time to prevent Nordstrom stealing the isotope...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151151 +0000" stop="20260915155715 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>KITTnap - S04E03</title>
    <desc>With Michael closing in on a master criminal who has escaped capture for years, the man and his henchmen plot to slow Michael up by trapping K.I.T.T. ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155715 +0000" stop="20260915164246 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Knight - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Bonnie's plane is hijacked and the passengers are held hostage by an ex-intelligence agent who wants money and "political" prisoners set free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164246 +0000" stop="20260915172813 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burial Ground - S04E05</title>
    <desc>An archaeologist excavating an ancient burial ground is kidnapped by a man who gets the oil-rich Indian land if no artifacts are found.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172813 +0000" stop="20260915181204 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Crowd - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When a biker gang hi-jack and steal the FLAG truck, hospitalising RC3 in the process, they expect it to be full of liquor - so are amazed to find it full of computer equipment. The son of two computer experts, himself a computer genius, is persuaded into helping the gang to use the truck's advanced technology to aid them on a crime spree. Michael and K.I.T.T. must stop the gang before they use the computers to disrupt the test-run of a new computerised vehicle that is armed with a warhead...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181204 +0000" stop="20260915185658 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Sting - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Bonnie poses as a jetsetter to gain access to a foreign embassy planning to ship a canister of deadly bacteria out of the country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185658 +0000" stop="20260915194226 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Many Happy Returns - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Michael's well-deserved break for his birthday is interrupted when Devon assigns him to find a stolen hi-tech hovercraft prototype before a black market arms dealer can ship it out of the country...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121352 +0000" stop="20260915123628 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight's Tail - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast when he tests the ring's powers on himself; desperate to undo the curse, Ciara and Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123628 +0000" stop="20260915125828 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Teacher Knight - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Squad appeals to Sir Gareth in an effort to expel Sage from Knight School, but his meeting with Sage's mother backfires after he falls in love at first sight, and follows her command to immediately make Sage a knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125828 +0000" stop="20260915132029 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Knight Thing - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sorcery School students temporarily move onto the Knight School grounds, and quickly engage in a competition for control of the Phoenix squad room; Arc and Ciara must decide how far they will go to win and save their school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132029 +0000" stop="20260915134302 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish I May, Wish I Knight - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Arc gives Ciara a bottle with a genie inside, she decides to make a wish so that she can attend Knight School. But, when Sage becomes princess and gets the bottle so that the genie, Kiki, is hers, Arc and Ciara have to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134302 +0000" stop="20260915140533 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working on the Knight Moves - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Arc and Ciara secretly attend an academy run by hotshot knight and former Knight School student Sir Swayze, who teaches tactics that go against Sir Gareth's methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140533 +0000" stop="20260915144904 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Arc convinces Ciara to show him the famed Dragon Crystals, which protect the kingdom. But, after a crystal goes missing, Arc is arrested, and his friends question whether they can trust him while he tries to find the missing crystal and clear his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144904 +0000" stop="20260915151149 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151149 +0000" stop="20260915153421 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Home to Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153421 +0000" stop="20260915155652 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Total Knightmare - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155652 +0000" stop="20260915161946 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight for Your Knight to Party - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ciara wants to bake the King his traditional birthday cake, but she and the Phoenix Squad need the help of an old enemy who is cooking up his own plans for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161946 +0000" stop="20260915164241 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fright Knight - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the Princess defies her father's orders and attends the Party of Darkness, the Shadow Ghost appears and threatens to possess her, forcing the Phoenix Squad to fight to save their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164241 +0000" stop="20260915170536 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Knight Lies - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Worried that her royal duties are taking her away from Prudy, Ciara arranges for Prudy to become friends with the princess; when Prudy starts spending too much time with the princess, Ciara becomes jealous of her alter ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170536 +0000" stop="20260915172818 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Knight, Part 1 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When an injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that Ryker is near the all-powerful Armor of Astoria, Arc and Ciara race to its location, but a shocking betrayal allows Ryker to take the Armor and reclaim Astoria's throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172818 +0000" stop="20260915175100 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Knight, Part 2 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When an injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that Ryker is near the all-powerful Armor of Astoria, Arc and Ciara race to its location, but a shocking betrayal allows Ryker to take the Armor and reclaim Astoria's throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175100 +0000" stop="20260915181233 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight To Remember - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When big-mouthed Prudence learns of Arc and Ciara's secrets, she agrees to have her memory wiped before accidentally exposing her friends to the entire kingdom, then forgets they were ever her friends at all.

The crossover continues on Henry Danger S05E09 Knight &amp; Danger (II)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181233 +0000" stop="20260915183343 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Knight - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Warwick's infatuation with the princess becomes a liability during training, Arc and Ciara help him focus by setting him up with another beautiful princess, but she may not be as sweet as she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183343 +0000" stop="20260915185517 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Knight in the Garden of Good and Evil - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Phoenix Squad is paired with Sage and Buttercup on their latest quest, they attempt to magically adjust Sage's unpleasant attitude, but their plan backfires when they mistakenly turn Buttercup evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185517 +0000" stop="20260915191651 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Gill of the Knight - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Arc's secret is threatened when Sir Gareth confiscates Prudence's magic mirror containing a picture of him that will prove he is not a true Dragonblood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191651 +0000" stop="20260915193921 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight Stuff - S02E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260915124130 +0000" stop="20260915132917 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nicest Guys on the Block - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A colleague of Kojak's, Detective Weaver, discovers that a former high school buddy is now involved in fencing a million dollars' worth of stolen diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132917 +0000" stop="20260915141717 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Immunity for Murder - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Refusing to believe that a prostitute and her partner are responsible for a bookkeeper's murder, Kojak run afoul of the FBI when he tries to investigate further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141717 +0000" stop="20260915150517 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Way from Times Square - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Kojak and Crocker head to Cory, Nevada to pick up a witness (Vincent Bagetta), but they encounter trouble in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150517 +0000" stop="20260915155340 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Back Guarantee - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A murdered cop and a wealthy young woman put Kojak on the trail of a car-theft ring in which the victims appear to cooperate with the thieves.</desc>
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    <title>How Cruel the Frost, How Bright the Stars - S03E15</title>
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    <title>The Forgotten Room - S03E16</title>
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    <title>On the Edge - S03E17</title>
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    <title>A Wind from Corsica - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Kojak must prevent a man from killing the person who framed his recently deceased brother.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2. An Agent Grieves - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Chapter 3. A Prostate Enlarges - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Chapter 4. A Kegel Squeaks - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Chapter 5. An Agent Crowns - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Chapter 6. A Daughter Detoxes - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Chapter 7. A String Is Attached - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Chapter 8. A Widow Approaches - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Chapter 9. An Actor Forgets - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Chapter 10. An Old Flame, an Old Wick - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Chapter 11. An Odd Couple Occurs - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Chapter 12. A Libido Sits in the Fridge - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Chapter 13. A Shenckman Equivocates - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sandy urges Norman to make a grand gesture for Madelyn. After Martin experiences a medical episode, Sandy decides to have a complete checkup.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 14. A Secret Leaks, a Teacher Speaks - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Despite Norman's prodding, Sandy remains reluctant to share some important news with Mindy. Norman and Madelyn come to an understanding.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 15. A Hand Job Is Forgiven - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An accident forces Sandy to come clean with Mindy. After visiting Eileen's grave, Phoebe tries to make amends with Norman, but it doesn't go well.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 16. A Thetan Arrives - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Norman contemplates retiring, an unexpected visitor has him considering his spiritual life. Sandy dislikes changes Mindy is making at the studio.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 17. In all the old familiar places - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Norman passes away, his loved ones share some uncomfortable memories at his funeral, and Sandy reminisces about their long friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 18. You only give me your funny paper - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sandy receives both a surprise inheritance and a giant headache as executor of Norman's estate. Mindy begins seeing Martin in a new light.</desc>
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    <title>Lesbians Gone Wild - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Lay Down the Law - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Liquid Heat - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Lifecycle - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The girls attend the Subaru Pink Ride to support breast cancer research. Tina is furious for Niki blowing her cover with Jenny but Adele assures her the two won't be seen together publicly. Meeting old friends prompts Tasha to ponder her long-term plans in life. A campfire game of "I never" turns into a discussion on cheating -- with devastating results.</desc>
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    <title>Lunar Cycle - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After the revelation at the Pink Ride, Jodi vows to fight for Bette. Tasha and Alice look for a house together, and at work, Alice meets a New Zealander fashion designer. Adele finally reveals her master plan: to take over the movie. Finally, Dawn Denbo and lover Cindi deliver a blow that pushes Kit over the edge.</desc>
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    <title>Loyal and True - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Long Night's Journey Into Day - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Least Likely - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Mission Mania - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling left out when no one recognizes him as the fourth member of the bionic team, Leo does his own self-promotion, resulting in more mission alerts than the team can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Simulation Manipulation - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Adam and Chase each lead their student groups against each other in a series of simulated exercises that will evaluate both student and mentor performance.</desc>
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    <title>Forbidden Hero - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Leo is injured during a mission and Tasha takes care of him, realizing the danger he puts himself in.</desc>
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    <title>Spider Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Douglas and Chase work together to reanimate an extinct species of sea spider but the spider escapes and puts the entire academy in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Spike vs. Spikette - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bree and Chase discover that a female bionic student has a commando app like Chase and she starts terrorizing the academy.</desc>
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    <title>Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med (1) - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Space Elevator - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Davenport’s top scientist Dr. Ryan arrives at the academy to test his latest advance in space technology. Chase is immediately threatened by his young surfer dude demeanor and their rivalry heats up when Chase is forced to work as Dr. Ryan’s assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Bionic Action Hero (1) / Bionic Action Hero (2) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Douglas reveals that a former colleague is a movie director who wants to make a movie based on Adam, Bree and Chase; when the director shows up to the Academy with her actor, Troy West, for research, her evil agenda begins to unfold.</desc>
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    <title>One of Us - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Human Eddy - S04E17</title>
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    <title>The Curse of the Screaming Skull - S04E18</title>
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    <title>On the Edge (1) - S04E19</title>
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    <title>On the Edge (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Racked with guilt over blinding a teammate, Leo moves back to Mission Creek, but his self-exile ends when his family finds itself in extreme danger.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Tailgate Challenge - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Tasha gets everyone except Perry tickets to the big game, Perry goes crazy and destroys the tickets.</desc>
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    <title>And Then There Were Four - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Space Colony (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Donald takes everyone for a visit to "Davenportia," the first human space colony located on a remote planet in another galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>Space Colony (2) - S04E24</title>
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    <title>Album - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will and Holly are lured to the Lost City by a hypnotic stone which shows them a vision of their dead mother.</desc>
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    <title>Skylons - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Hole - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Paku Who Came to Dinner - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Search - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Rick is shocked by magical crystals, Holly is forced to bring him home while Will goes to Enik for help.</desc>
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    <title>The Possession - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Follow That Dinosaur - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Stone Soup - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Marshalls have to barter with the Pakuni to reverse a drought.</desc>
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    <title>Elsewhen - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Hurricane - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Circle - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Tar Pit - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The Zarn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While investigating the Mist Marsh, the guys stumble onto a mysterious woman who has a bit too much in common with Rick.</desc>
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    <title>Fair Trade - S02E03</title>
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    <title>One of Our Pylons is Missing - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Test - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Gravity Storm - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Longest Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the sun stands still, the Sleestak wrongfully blame Rick for tampering with the pylon.</desc>
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    <title>The Pylon Express - S02E08</title>
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    <title>As My Career Lay Dying - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Larry's staff prepares for the end by secretly looking for new jobs.</desc>
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    <title>Pilots and Pens Lost - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Phil leaves the show to write a pilot. Larry gives Artie a special gift.</desc>
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    <title>The Interview - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Mary Lou dents Hank's car but is terrified to tell him. Larry is interviewed for Extra!</desc>
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    <title>Adolf Hankler - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Larry spends his vacation with his brother who has a business proposition. Guest host Jon Stewart tests the network's censors by booking the Wu-Tang Clan.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly's Secret - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Hank does a remote from Wisconsin. The staff tries to guess the father of Beverly's baby.</desc>
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    <title>I Buried Sid - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes Sid's death hard, especially Hank who thinks he may have pushed Sid over the edge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142946 +0000" stop="20260915145327 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just the Perfect Blendship - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Larry hits on a guest. Hank hits on his doctor. Mary Lou considers letting her best friend be on the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145327 +0000" stop="20260915151826 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Putting the Gay Back in Litigation - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Tired of Phil's gay jokes, Brian sues the show for sexual harrassment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151826 +0000" stop="20260915154347 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip (1) - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Larry tapes his last show. Larry is in hot water with Carol Burnet when he tells her she was the first person he chose to be on his final show. This doesn't appear to be the case as Ellen confirms. Bruno Kirby is bumped again. Clint Black sings goodbye to Larry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154347 +0000" stop="20260915161204 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip (2) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of the final ever show. Larry is in hot water with Carol Burnet when he tells her she was the first person he chose to be on his final show. This doesn't appear to be the case as Ellen confirms. Bruno Kirby is bumped again. Clint Black sings goodbye to Larry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161204 +0000" stop="20260915163948 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have You Done For Me Lately? (AKA The Garden Weasel) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Larry finds himself in opposition to a network executive who wants him to do live commercials during the show for "The Garden Weasel."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163948 +0000" stop="20260915170432 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Promise - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Larry is annoyed that David Spade is booked on another show and Hank's fan club visits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170432 +0000" stop="20260915173204 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spiders Episode - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Larry battles his reluctance when real live spiders are scheduled for the show, and tries to find a sketch to do with guest Carol Burnett.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173204 +0000" stop="20260915180049 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest Host - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The success of Dana Carvey as a guest host on his show makes Larry very, very nervous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180049 +0000" stop="20260915182839 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Producer - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A friend of Larry's temporarily replaces Artie as producer but schemes to make the job permanent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182839 +0000" stop="20260915185229 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flirt Episode - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jeannie becomes very jealous and accuses Larry of flirting with a playful Mimi Rogers on the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185229 +0000" stop="20260915192055 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank's Contract - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's contract negotiation time for Hank and he's going for a raise ... and a golf cart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192055 +0000" stop="20260915194344 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Loop - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Larry feels out of touch when he's the last to know that his headwriter is having a torrid office affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120828 +0000" stop="20260915125208 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Serve Manicotti - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When a local restaurateur (and mother of a Montecito showgirl) is approached by petty mobsters, Ed enlists the support of a long-time friend "Frank the Repairman" (guest star Sylvester Stallone) to quash their extortion attempts. As the two navigate their way through the local mob's hierarchy, Ed discovers that he has a decades-old connection to the ringleader. Elsewhere, Danny and Mike feverishly work to reclaim $100,000 stolen from the casino by a cunning thief. Once the thief's identity is revealed, Danny concocts a clever scheme to make good on the money before Ed discovers the truth. Meanwhile, Joe Rogan (as himself ) visits the casino in search of a little R &amp; R. Sam , Delinda and Nessa who are desperate to be contestants on Joe's show, compete with each other for his attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125208 +0000" stop="20260915133408 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Nation, Under Surveillance - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When an ex-Marine turned local politician is embroiled in a sordid scandal with a 16-year-old runaway, Danny (Josh Duhamel) vows to clear his comrade's name, but he soon learns that people aren't always as they appear when an even seedier truth is revealed. Elsewhere, a seemingly average Joe is willing to risk his mundane existence for one shot at living large. Meanwhile, Ed (James Caan) discovers a potential nexus between Sam (Vanessa Marcil) and a major drug distribution ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133408 +0000" stop="20260915141614 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit Me! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When cutting-edge surveillance technology fails to catch a thief in the act, Ed must rely on good ol' human ingenuity to crack the case. Elsewhere, Mary (Nikki Cox) and Mike (James Lesure) intervene when a cheating husband is caught red-handed. Meanwhile, when Montecito's grooviest high-roller is in need of vintage duds, only Emmy-winner Don Knotts (as himself, "The Andy Griffith Show") can keep his polyester groove alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141614 +0000" stop="20260915145738 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Sneak - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ed suspects that the Montecito's security system has been breached and that he and his hotel staff are now under surveillance, Danny and Mike are employed to expose the identity of the phantom mole. Meanwhile, Sam is seduced by a high-rolling vampire when he mysteriously appears in her room. Elsewhere, DeLinda escorts her sheepishly innocent Amish cousin as he sows his oats on the Vegas strip before returning to the simple life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145738 +0000" stop="20260915154100 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Letters, Lawyers and Loose Women - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Mary meets her secret admirer but faces legal issues on the road to romance. When a philandering hotel guest (guest star Dave Foley) loses his wedding ring at a local brothel, Mike agrees to help him find it by investigating the establishment. Meanwhile, Danny and Ed do some investigating of their own to respect a friend's last wish for justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154100 +0000" stop="20260915162403 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Carpet Fred - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the colorful billionaire Fred Puterbaugh (guest star Jon Lovitz) returns to the Montecito, with new girlfriend singing star Ashanti (as herself), there is bound to be some great entertainment. But once Ed and Danny discover exactly what brought the incorrigible billionaire back to Vegas, an audacious performance is the least of their worries. Meanwhile, a beguilling magician uses his skills to help Ed catch a slippery thief. Elsewhere, Sam finds new meaning in the words 'feminine wiles' when a highroller's wife makes a visit to the casino spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162403 +0000" stop="20260915170727 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Centennial - S02E24</title>
    <desc>In the final episode of the series' second season, the new owner of the Montecito will be making some big changes to both the staff and property at the casino.
Jon Bon Jovi and Dean Cain guest star in the finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170727 +0000" stop="20260915174900 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Las Vegas - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In the third season premiere, Ed's got major problems as the revamped Montecito struggles to finish work in time to re-open on new boss' Monica Mancuso's (Lara Flynn Boyle) schedule as he also tries to lure back Danny and his former staff to prevent a suspected "smash-and-grab" heist that has hit other casinos. But convincing Danny and the gang proves to be difficult since each has his or her reasons for leaving, and what's more, Ed suspects two construction hard-hats are planning an inside robbery once the Montecito's doors swing open again amid much fanfare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174900 +0000" stop="20260915183120 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake The Money And Run - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The casino has reopened. Ed and Mike work on a case of counterfeit casino chips. Per his accountant's suggestion, Danny must sell his father's house. Later, Danny's accountant is part of a poker game where one of the players is a man who robs one of the casino's guests. Monica Mancuso, the new owner, wants a dealer to be fired because he keeps dealing winning hands to the players.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183120 +0000" stop="20260915191431 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Down, Triple Threat (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Danny is with blackjack player Gabe Labrador who's wearing a wig and counting cards. The man doesn't want to stop playing and claims he must win big to pay off the men who kidnapped his daughter. Ed, Mike, Danny and a cop from Metro work on the case even though they aren't sure Gabe is telling the truth. Mary seems to still be helping Danny taking care of his dad's stuff. She is still dating Jake. A player who won a lot of money wants to give it back, but then wants it back, then wants to give it again, etc. Sam and Woody (from "Crossing Jordan") are getting very well acquainted...


(Luck Be a Lady (1) aired on Crossing Jordan, season 5, episode 2.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191431 +0000" stop="20260915195639 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened To Seymour Magoon? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sam's whale is named Trey Cooper, a handsome 30-year-old who brought his Great Dane to the casino. There are a lot of dogs around the casino as the Nevada State Dog Show is taking place. Jillian enters the Deline's dog in the competition. 
Monica and Danny meet with an 80-year-old woman named Dottie. Monica offers 3 million for Dottie's house in order to build a golf course. Things will become complicated when on the demolition site, construction workers find a skeleton. A CSI believes it could be the body of Seymour "Blue Jaw" Magoon, a member of a 40s gang called Murder Inc. Mike helps a couple who's "stuck" together. Jake seems to still be in Mary's life. Mike is still helping Danny to find information on the woman his father was dating before he died.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122652 +0000" stop="20260915124944 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Carnival - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jeff shows a dog trainer at the fair Lassie's tricks--and thinking she can be a headliner for them, the man and his partner steal her. Clay: Richard Garland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124944 +0000" stop="20260915131543 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sale of Lassie - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jeff overhears the wrong conversation, and, thinking Gramps needs an expensive operation, attempts to sell Lassie to raise the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131543 +0000" stop="20260915134138 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rustlers - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The calf Jeff is raising for the county fair vanishes the same night Lassie comes home injured and covered with mud--then she mysteriously starts chasing Ellen's car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134138 +0000" stop="20260915140742 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fighter - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jeff doesn't understand why a famous prizefighter doesn't want to box any longer and pegs him as a coward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140742 +0000" stop="20260915143345 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Contest - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While Jeff prepares for the county fair, a spoiled little girl visits the farm and continually tries to hurt Lassie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143345 +0000" stop="20260915145943 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaways - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After Lassie is suspected of having rabies, she's about to be taken to the pound--but Jeff runs away with her. Clay: Richard Garland. Brockway: Paul Maxey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145943 +0000" stop="20260915152545 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brat - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Ellen offers the boys a special treat if they will babysit a boy while she is called out on an errand. But the kid turns out to be more than Jeff and Porky can handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152545 +0000" stop="20260915155139 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The church is holding a father-son event and Jeff doesn't want Gramps to fill in for his dad. Jeff is then even more embarrassed when Ellen decides to accompany him instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155139 +0000" stop="20260915161742 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fawn - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jeff wants to adopt an orphan fawn, but Gramps says there is no place for wild animals on a farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161742 +0000" stop="20260915164345 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Soldier - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The parents of a blind veteran try to buy Lassie--the young man's own collie Lassie has died and they do not want to tell him the truth, fearing he will slip into depression again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164345 +0000" stop="20260915170945 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cave - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jeff and Lassie are trapped in a cave shown to them by a malicious classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170945 +0000" stop="20260915173548 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Injury - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An injured man, hurt in a car accident, is brought to the farm. He mutters something about hitting a collie with his car--and Lassie is acting strangely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173548 +0000" stop="20260915180144 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Well - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A snoopy inspector from the water department insists on seeing the Miller well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180144 +0000" stop="20260915182742 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snake - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jeff is bitten by a rattlesnake and Gramps and Ellen rush to get him to a doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182742 +0000" stop="20260915185339 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bear - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Jeff and Porky's campout is ruined by a persistent bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185339 +0000" stop="20260915191935 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>All of Lassie's pups have been given away except for Laddie, the runt, and she hides him in an abandoned mineshaft to keep him with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191935 +0000" stop="20260915194536 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Jeff and Porky see pit bull terriers, Gramps suspects illegal dogfights are being held in the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125124 +0000" stop="20260915134824 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Uhtred the fearless and instinctive warrior, begins his voyage north to avenge Earl Ragnar’s death and recapture his ancestral lands of Bebbanburg from his traitorous uncle, Aelfric. King Alfred’s conviction to unite the separate kingdoms of England is stronger than ever and he sets his sights on the wild lands of the north, which have fallen into the control of savage Dane brothers Sigefrid and Erik. Upon receiving word from Brother Trew and Father Beocca about a prophesised new king in the form of Christian Dane Guthred, Alfred sends the priests on a rescue mission, weighted in silver to free Guthred from the hands of slave traders. Elsewhere, Uhtred still feels the loss of Iseult and, fearful that they are straying from their journey north, Hild takes matters into her own hands to advance their quest. While crossing paths with Father Beocca in Eoferwic, Uhtred finds himself embroiled in a rescue mission and is brought face to face with an enemy of old. As the team enter into dangerous territory, will the exchange of ransom go to plan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134824 +0000" stop="20260915144653 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When spies infiltrate the Cumbraland army, Uhtred must rely on his troops to protect him from a perilous attack. Spurred on by the recent rogue ambush, Guthred makes a decision to march on Eoferwic. However, Abbot Eadred’s disapproval of Uhtred grows to dangerous heights and his influence over the Dane King threatens the alliance between Guthred and Uhtred. Finding himself face to face with ruthless brothers Erik and Sigefrid, will Guthred’s efforts to emulate Alfred’s conciliatory tactics backfire? Meanwhile, Hild goes on a journey of self-discovery as she considers exchanging her life as a nun for that of a warrior. Seeking to prove herself to Uhtred’s men, she sets about a gruesome task. Elsewhere, Kjartan’s thirst for revenge grows stronger, as Uhtred rides as the dead horseman once again. When affection between Uhtred and Gisela reaches new heights, Uhtred’s enemies close in and he suffers a grave betrayal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144653 +0000" stop="20260915154527 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Betrayed by Guthred and condemned to a life of slavery, Uhtred and Halig, along with fellow slave Finan, are forced to row endlessly on a trader ship. Meanwhile, in order to gain their allegiance, Guthred welcomes Aelfric and the savage Dane brothers Erik and Sigefrid into Eoferwic,- a reward for dispatching Uhtred. But when a dispute in the terms threatens to jeopardise the agreement, Guthred offers Gisela as a peace offering. but will she comply? Having been released from imprisonment by Alfred, Ragnar and Brida are given instruction to rescue Uhtred. Accompanied by Saxon warrior Steapa, Ragnar and Hild set off in search of the slave ship. But, with the conditions at sea worsening, will they be able to find Uhtred and Halig in time? As Ragnar travels north to confront the men who sold Uhtred into slavery, he discovers that Guthred is steadily losing control of his power. Erik and Sigefrid have failed to defeat Kjartan and are still at large in the north setting up a stronghold at York once more. Meanwhile in Wessex, Alfred seeks to further his influence over Mercia by arranging a marriage for his daughter Aethelflaed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154527 +0000" stop="20260915164152 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Guthred’s lack of judgement has divided Northumbria. Having sworn his allegiance to Alfred once again, Uhtred must travel North to defeat the brothers Erik and Sigefrid, take back Eoferwic and reassert Guthred’s authority. Alfred spots an opportunity to remind Guthred of his duty to Wessex and sends Aethelwold to join Uhred’s riding party. But with the responsibility of ensuring Eoferwic’s future as a Christian region thrust upon him, Aethelwold’s judgement becomes clouded. Joining Brida and Ragnar’s men in Loidis, Uhtred and the others discuss a plan of attack and turn their attention to Dunholm. Ragnar is intent on avenging Kjartan: can Uhtred come to his aid without defying Alfred? Meanwhile, a confrontation with the Northmen brings a shocking turn of events and elsewhere, hostility is rife when Sven attempts to reason with Thyra. But will she want to hear what her captive has to say?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164152 +0000" stop="20260915174026 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Some time has passed since the battle of Dunholm and Uhtred still serves Alfred as lord of the Wessex town of Coccham. Despite the peace of recent years, trouble is brewing in nearby East Anglia and Aethelwold brings Uhtred a strange tale along with a proposition that is hard to ignore. Uhtred's continued strong will and latent restlessness creates tension and strain during a royal visit from Alfred and an unexpected meeting with the Northman Erik gives Uhtred more food for thought, although it puts he and Gisela at odds. Meanwhile, at Winchester, preparations for the royal wedding are underway as Aethelred of Mercia arrives. Beocca confides in Uhtred and is left with an important question to ask.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174026 +0000" stop="20260915183845 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Winchester celebrates Aethelred and Aethelflaed's wedding, but the festivities are short-lived as the clouds of war gather and Alfred runs out of options to keep the peace. When rumours swirl, Alfred's mistrust of Uhtred reaches a new low and Uhtred is relegated in his duties as the warlord of Wessex. Aethelred is called to step up to the plate, but a fatal mistake allows Erik and Sigefrid to outwit the Saxons and terror reigns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183845 +0000" stop="20260915193547 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Aethelflaed is missing and Aethelred and the Saxons return to Winchester to break the news to King Alfred, while Uhtred goes home to Gisela with plans to uncover the truth by his own means</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120742 +0000" stop="20260915122926 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Got Male (or Female) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head. Also, Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122926 +0000" stop="20260915125111 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Office - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Mike debates what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift. Meanwhile, Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR Orientation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125111 +0000" stop="20260915131255 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterious Ways - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Mike challenges a higher power when he tries to convince Kyle to take a promotion in the HR dept. versus Rev. Paul's offer to join the ministry full-time. Also, Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131255 +0000" stop="20260915133440 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedtime Story - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Mike tries to avoid hurting Vanessa's feelings due to her snoring. Meanwhile, Mandy goes overboard preparing for the arrival of Kristin and Ryan's new baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133440 +0000" stop="20260915135624 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing the Stone - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135624 +0000" stop="20260915141808 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Rock - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path, while Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141808 +0000" stop="20260915143948 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Out the Campaign - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign, while Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143948 +0000" stop="20260915150132 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baked Sale - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke when he suggests she set up camp outside of Bud's Buds. Meanwhile, Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150132 +0000" stop="20260915152317 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm With Cupid - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets up him on a date with Cece. Meanwhile Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152317 +0000" stop="20260915154501 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Student Doubt - S08E13</title>
    <desc>When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him. Meanwhile, Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154501 +0000" stop="20260915160646 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Too Shall Bass - S08E14</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Ed is skipping Oudoorman's Annual Bass Festival for Bonnie's fancy art gala, Mike attempts to convince his mother-in-law to have a change of heart. Meanwhile, Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin and things don't go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160646 +0000" stop="20260915162828 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chili Chili Bang Bang - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's Annual Chili Cook-Off. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother/daughter luncheon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162828 +0000" stop="20260915165014 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Along Came a Spider - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her State Assembly campaign. Meanwhile, Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165014 +0000" stop="20260915171159 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep the Change - S08E17</title>
    <desc>When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" - his girlfriend, Fiona. Meanwhile, the Outdoor Man crew debate over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171159 +0000" stop="20260915173338 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage Band - S08E18</title>
    <desc>A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated. Meanwhile, Ryan overacts after taking Kyle's psych test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173338 +0000" stop="20260915175522 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big LeBaxter - S08E19</title>
    <desc>When Rev. Paul recruits Kyle and Mandy to the church bowling team, Mike is left with two unappealing options for Team Baxter - Ryan and Jen. Meanwhile, Vanessa anxiously awaits an endorsement from the Teacher's Association for her Assembly campaign and Kristin and Chuck worry they have offended Ed with their old age jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175522 +0000" stop="20260915181702 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extrasensory Deception - S08E20</title>
    <desc>When Kyle and Mandy individually reveal a secret to Mike and Vanessa respectively, they are sworn not to tell the other. Meanwhile, Ryan invites Mike to be a guest on his podcast and Vanessa and the girls devise a plan to pay back a rude waiter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181702 +0000" stop="20260915183846 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Like Them Pancakes? - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Eve returns home for a weekend visit and Vanessa tries to recreate a childhood tradition for the girls... without Mike. Meanwhile, Jen asks Ed and Chuck for help in finding out who is stealing her work lunches and Kristin's big day finally arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183846 +0000" stop="20260915190026 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Flies - S09E01</title>
    <desc>A series of time jumps finds Mike &amp; Vanessa with two new grandchildren, as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them. Mike accidentally-on-purpose gets involved when Vanessa and Mandy clash over Vanessa's "helpfulness." Meanwhile at Outdoor Man, Chuck desperately hopes it's last call on Ed's mixology happy hour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190026 +0000" stop="20260915192205 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dual Time - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The Baxters see double when Vanessa hires a home improvement repairman who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mike. Meanwhile, Kyle and Ryan defend their favorite comic book writer to Mandy and Kristen, and Mike struggles with an idea for his Outdoor Man 10th Anniversary vlog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192205 +0000" stop="20260915194349 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High on the Corporate Ladder - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Mike reluctantly finds himself acting as Ryan's mentor when he is offered a big corporate job. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle attempt to make Ed's bucket list dreams come true after finding a secret file on his computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120632 +0000" stop="20260915122657 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Clean - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tray is convinced that his mother's younger boyfriend Carl is cheating on her and goes out of his way to prove it by catching him in the act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122657 +0000" stop="20260915124749 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All I Need - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tray finds a new love and is faced with the realities of dating with his checkered past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124749 +0000" stop="20260915130835 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warning - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby is accused of being a snitch after being released from prison early, and Tray faces a formidable bully in his new girlfriend's ex-husband, who is a cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130835 +0000" stop="20260915132938 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Alive - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After he is shot and wakes up from a coma, Tray must reckon with past mistakes while fighting for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132938 +0000" stop="20260915135039 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Hump Is the Hardest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Back on his feet, Tray looks to set the record straight with the person who shot him while reigniting his relationship with Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135039 +0000" stop="20260915141121 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tray Finds His Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Tray brings his love of cooking to a job at Wavy’s new restaurant and discovers an even greater love in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141121 +0000" stop="20260915143214 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Can’t Buy, Rent - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Veesy declines his help, Tray decides to get enough signatures to keep the community center open in secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143214 +0000" stop="20260915145252 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helping Is Hard - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With the Tompkins-Marcy Center reopened, Tray begins to help his community, but an old friend and Javi’s mother complicate his efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145252 +0000" stop="20260915151357 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Negotiator - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tray's cooking class is interrupted when a young man named Demar comes to tell his pregnant girlfriend, Felicia, they have to run from the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151357 +0000" stop="20260915153409 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smush - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After they find a suspicious hat in Amira's room, Tray and Josh decide to follow her and find out whose it is. When confronted about their dating life, Amira's mystery boyfriend tells her dads about a teenage hangout called the Smush House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153409 +0000" stop="20260915155515 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Know Thyself - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As Amira selects a college, Tray helps her redefine what Blackness means to her, and learns something surprising about his own father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155515 +0000" stop="20260915161608 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Squared Circle - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Veesy convinces a Brooklyn artist to paint a mural for the community center; Tray approaches Mark Breland and Teddy Atlas to train Javi; when Javi lands a fight that conflicts with prom, Josh steps in to help Amira; Shahzad makes a special promposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161608 +0000" stop="20260915163655 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Payback - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tray excitedly prepares for his kids' high school graduation but is interrupted by an illicit request from Percy. After Tray helps a student out of a jam, Veesy begins to see Tray in a new light. Shahzad stresses over having to give a speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163655 +0000" stop="20260915165827 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tray is released from prison after 15-years. He discovers his girlfriend, Shay, has married an affable, successful white man who is helping raise the twins that Tray never knew existed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165827 +0000" stop="20260915171914 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobo Beans - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171914 +0000" stop="20260915173958 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swipe Right - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173958 +0000" stop="20260915180008 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unbeknownst to Shay, Tray was invited to her mother's funeral reception, much to her disapproval. However, Tray stands up for Shay when her family gives her a hard time about not being there in her mother's later years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180008 +0000" stop="20260915182040 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tray-ning Day - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tray attempts to teach his son Shazad how to be a man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182040 +0000" stop="20260915184110 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Backslide - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Left reeling from the error of his ways, Tray goes into a tailspin and turns to Bobby for support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184110 +0000" stop="20260915190158 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paid in Full - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Flashback episode of the entire day leading up to Tray's arrest that culminates in present day Tray deciding to pay Wavy back for the years he lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190158 +0000" stop="20260915192258 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clemenza - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tray enlists the halfway house gang to try and take Wavy out before coming to the realization that Wavy isn't the one to blame for his arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192258 +0000" stop="20260915194354 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies First - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tray wants to see the twins’ birth video, and searching for it brings back emotional memories for Shay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120925 +0000" stop="20260915123912 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chickens Come Home - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - An old flame threatens to blackmail Ollie and ruin his race for mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123912 +0000" stop="20260915125958 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Wife - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - Ollie's father-in-law-to-be is less than impressed with him making it necessary for an elopement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125958 +0000" stop="20260915131959 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laughing Gravy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - Laurel &amp; Hardy hide their pet dog in their apartment despite their landlord's objections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131959 +0000" stop="20260915142805 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon Us - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Feature - Laurel and Hardy wind up in jail after they are caught making moon shine during Prohibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142805 +0000" stop="20260915144850 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Clean - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - After Stan &amp; Ollie save a girl from suicide, she follows them home, where they try to hide her from their wives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144850 +0000" stop="20260915150924 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Good Turn - S07E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150924 +0000" stop="20260915154558 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beau Hunks - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - Ollie gets dumped by his love, who has just sent him a rejection letter. So he decides to join the foreign legion and Stan must go with him. Once there they notice that almost every legionnaire, the commander and even the chief of the Arabs have a photo from Ollie’s former love and might be there for the same reason. In a sandstorm Stan and Ollie get separated from the others and lost. However, they reach to Fort where they are expected as reinforcements before everyone else. The finale battle against the Arabian Riffians starts. Stan and Ollie act clumsily at first, and by chance, figure out how to defeat the enemy…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154558 +0000" stop="20260915160634 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On The Loose - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Zazu and Thelma decide that they are too good for the local boys and Coney Island. They jump at the chance to go out with two English gentlemen only to find out they want to take them to Coney Island. While there, they have a run in with Laurel and Hardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160634 +0000" stop="20260915162735 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helpmates - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Ollie gets Stan to help him clean up his house after a big party before his wife gets home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162735 +0000" stop="20260915164833 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Old Port - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Stan and Ollie take jobs on a whaling ship. To raise some money Stan becomes a prize fighter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164833 +0000" stop="20260915171718 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Box - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Laurel and Hardy start up a business as furniture movers. Their first job is moving a huge player piano up a long flight of steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171718 +0000" stop="20260915174107 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chimp - S08E04</title>
    <desc>After the circus where they work goes bankrupt, Stan &amp; Ollie recieve trained gorilla Ethel as compensation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174107 +0000" stop="20260915175959 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>County Hospital - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Stan visits Ollie who is in the hospital recovering from a broken leg and causes all kinds of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175959 +0000" stop="20260915181910 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scram! - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Laurel &amp; Hardy are ordered out of town by mean Judge Beaumont. On their way out of town they help a drunk find his car keys, and he takes them to what he believes is his home, although it actually belongs to the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181910 +0000" stop="20260915183940 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Up Your Troubles - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When their best friend is killed in the trenches in WW1, Stan and Ollie care for his daughter and attempt to locate her grandparents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183940 +0000" stop="20260915194432 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Their First Mistake - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Stan convinces Ollie to adopt a baby and suprise his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123506 +0000" stop="20260915131810 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brilliant Disguise - S20E15</title>
    <desc>A young woman is found murdered in a hotel and the evidence leads to a medical student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131810 +0000" stop="20260915140119 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Innocence - S20E16</title>
    <desc>A man is convicted of a hate crime for allegedly killing a gay man, but a group called the Innocence Coalition is determined to clear his name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140119 +0000" stop="20260915144424 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Cops Shot - S20E17</title>
    <desc>The debate rages over how to treat an informant who shot and killed four police officers. However, did one of the officers try to put undue pressure on him to help catch a dangerous criminal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144424 +0000" stop="20260915152729 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - S20E18</title>
    <desc>When an environmental scientist, Dr. Oscar Silva, is poisoned during a global warming symposium, Detectives initially suspect competitors from Dr. Silva's field of study. It is soon discovered that Dr. Silva is involved in a messy custody battle with his wife’s ex-husband, Phillip Shoemaker. The focus of the investigation quickly shifts to the victim’s family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152729 +0000" stop="20260915161036 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crashers - S20E19</title>
    <desc>The body of a model is found burning in an alley, Detectives search for her killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161036 +0000" stop="20260915165334 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S20E20</title>
    <desc>Detectives uncover a possible conspiracy to kill off wealthy cancer patients in the calendar year 2010 so that their inheritors don't have to pay an Estate Tax, but legal roadblocks make the case difficult to prosecute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165334 +0000" stop="20260915173643 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immortal - S20E21</title>
    <desc>A fatal stabbing leads to the discovery that a bio-research firm has been exploiting the cells of an African American man who died 50 years ago for medical research, but has never compensated his dirt-poor descendants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173643 +0000" stop="20260915181952 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Eternal - S20E22</title>
    <desc>A reality TV crew finds a dead body locked in a dog cage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181952 +0000" stop="20260915190301 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rubber Room - S20E23</title>
    <desc>Lupo and Bernard race against time to find a student posting internet blogs threatening to blow up a school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190301 +0000" stop="20260915195035 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Thing - S21E01</title>
    <desc>Newly acquainted partners Bernard and Cosgrove investigate the murder of a notorious entertainer. A dispute over throwing out a confession creates a rift in the DA’s office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121605 +0000" stop="20260915125925 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seeds - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Genetics drive the murder of a doctor and the subsequent investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125925 +0000" stop="20260915134224 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smile - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When a dentist is murdered by the mother of one of his patients, Goren and Eames follow the trail of evidence to a company that appears to have been the victim of a criminal conspiracy involving contaminated mouthwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134224 +0000" stop="20260915142515 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonelyville - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When a dead woman is found tied up in a motel room, Logan and Falacci follow the leads to a lonely writer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142515 +0000" stop="20260915150829 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depths - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Terrorism is initially suspected after the body of a young Arabic diver washes up on the shore, but Goren and Eames soon learn that the victim was part of a trio of con artists that were working as salvagers for a wealthy local man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150829 +0000" stop="20260915155019 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courtship - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A private investigator is at the heart of the murder of a judge's wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155019 +0000" stop="20260915163317 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Self-Made - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate the death of a writer, and whether her torture has ties to the 'hood she came from.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163317 +0000" stop="20260915171635 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offense - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A rape trial goes wrong when a witness is killed, but the likely suspects – the football team members accused of the rape – turn out not so likely, and attention turns towards an attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171635 +0000" stop="20260915180256 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untethered - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Goren investigates when his nephew, a prisoner who's bipolar, claims that inmates are being abused to the point of murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180256 +0000" stop="20260915184609 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Senseless - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Logan and Falacci investigate the execution-style murder of three young college freshmen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184609 +0000" stop="20260915193052 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Purgatory - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Still on leave from the force, approached in a bar after a confrontation, and pondering his future, Goren meets another officer on suspension (Winters) who makes him an interesting job offer. Goren decides to tip the balance in his favor with an undercover operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122535 +0000" stop="20260915130945 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greed - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Investigating the assault of the wife of a restaurateur during a robbery, leads the detectives to a similar assault, and to a locksmith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130945 +0000" stop="20260915135305 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denial - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When a heroin junkie is found raped, Tutuola takes an interest in Claire, but he's not the only one. When they find a finger in her purse, it opens a can of worms that spans back thirteen years, to when a teenaged Claire witnessed her mother beating her baby sister Lisa to death, and even further back, when Claire's grandmother, Rose, turns Grace in for the murder of her first-born son, Anthony, years before Claire was born.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135305 +0000" stop="20260915143518 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competence - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The investigation into the rape and impregnation of a young girl with Down's Syndrome uncovers a serial rapist who preys on handicapped young girls under the guise of being their benefactor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143518 +0000" stop="20260915151927 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silence - S03E23</title>
    <desc>A murder in a church leads Benson and Stabler to an alleged cover-up involving sexual abuse by a priest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151927 +0000" stop="20260915160204 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chameleon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The detectives go on the trail of a recently paroled rapist responsible for the murder of a prostitute during a raid at a men's club and are called to the scene where he was shot in self defense by his own gun.  However, the murder weapon was also used in another crime while he was still in prison, leading the detectives to investigate the victim through a trail of previously unsolved cases, a spending spree and another victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160204 +0000" stop="20260915164532 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deception - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A family portrait painted by a kindergartner leads the detectives to investigate her mother for child sexual abuse of her teenage stepson.  When the boy's father is found murdered, the focus of the investigation shifts to the boy -- and his stepmother goes to great lengths to protect him and prevent the detectives from learning the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164532 +0000" stop="20260915172819 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vulnerable - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When an elderly woman breaks into an apartment, the detectives discover she had been mistreated but have to investigate with no credible information from the victim because of Alzheimer's.  They discover that she had been released from a nursing home to the custody of her financially scheming son who becomes the prime suspect.  However, they go back to the nursing home to find a pair of suspects, including the director who details the dangers faced by both patients and staff with her own heroics precariously standing out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172819 +0000" stop="20260915181144 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lust - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The wife of a retired attorney, a public-health doctor, is found murdered and raped in Central Park.  Her work involved contacting sexual partners of HIV patients which gives the detectives a long list of suspects.  The discovery of a second body in Central Park with the same signature shifts the focus to a serial killer; however, the trail leads to a man who has no knowledge of the crimes but has a distant connection to the doctor and her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181144 +0000" stop="20260915185409 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Acts - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The detectives respond to a brutal rape only to have the victim taken into custody by federal agents on racketeering charges.  The investigation leads them to a father-son duo who are in the federal witness protection program and an agent who appears bound and determined to protect them, regardless of consequence, so they can testify against the Russian mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185409 +0000" stop="20260915193807 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angels - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The body of a battered young boy found in a luggage compartment of an airport shuttle bus sends the detectives to his guardian who was discovered to be a pedophile only to find his corpse in bed with his genitals removed.  The subsequent investigation leads them to a travel agency specializing in exotic trips for sexual predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120333 +0000" stop="20260915122713 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to LazyTown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Stephanie arrives in LazyTown, to spend the summer with her Uncle Milford, she finds that she has trouble making friends because all the local kids spend all their time indoors playing video games. So, her uncle enlists the help of Sportacus, an athletic hero who encourages the kids to have fun by remaining active.
Unfortunately, this doesn't sit well with Robbie Rotten, a lazy cheat, who takes pride in having LazyTown be the laziest town around so he plots to get rid of Sportacus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122713 +0000" stop="20260915125050 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defeeted - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sportacus tries on a new pair of shoes unaware that they are actually radio-controlled boots that Robbie will use to ruin Sportacus' athletic skills during Spectacular Sports Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125050 +0000" stop="20260915131429 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sports Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The kids must face Robbie Rotten in a sports competition without the help of Sportacus after the villian causes the athletic hero to suffer a Sugar Meltdown brought on by a candy apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131429 +0000" stop="20260915133808 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystal Caper - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sportacus loses his Crystal and offers a reward of one free wish to whoever finds it and returns it. Robbie sees this as the oppurtunity to get the free wish and use it to wish Sportacus out of LazyTown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133808 +0000" stop="20260915140147 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in LazyTown - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Robbie discovers that plenty of sleep gives people much needed energy so he plots to rob Sportacus of his precious sleep so that he'll become weak and lose an upcoming baseball game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140147 +0000" stop="20260915142526 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiped Sweets - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bessie's birthday cake turns up missing and Robbie tricks everyone into believing that Sportacus stole it. The accusations land Sportacus in jail so the kids get together to prove that he's innocent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142526 +0000" stop="20260915144906 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero for a Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ziggy tries be a hero just like Sportacus but his antics start getting him in trouble when he messes up the construction of the kids' new clubhouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144906 +0000" stop="20260915151245 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sportafake - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The kids are compelled to do whatever Robbie says and not question him when he disguises himself as Sportacus and gets them to act lazy.
Also, Mayor Meanswell helps Bessie out with some yardwork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151245 +0000" stop="20260915153624 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Brush Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ziggy tosses out a toothbrush, a birthday gift from Sportacus, in favor of a taffy machine from Robbie Rotten. Soon, Ziggy is unable to stop the gadget when it begins to get out of control and covers LazyTown in taffy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153624 +0000" stop="20260915160001 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazy Scouts - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The kids join the Lazy Scouts lead by Scoutmaster Robbie, who promises to teach them the easy and lazy way to go camping. This doesn't sit well with Stephanie especially when she discovers that the kids are ill-prepared for an oncoming storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160001 +0000" stop="20260915162341 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Rottenstein - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Robbie causes panic in LazyTown when he disguises himself as Dr. Rottenstein and makes everyone believe that vegetables are at the root of a new disease.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162341 +0000" stop="20260915164720 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rottenbeard - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Robbie tricks the kids into going on a treasure hunt for the LazyTown Stone and then tries to steal it from them until Sportacus arrives to stop Robbie much like a mysterious hero once stopped the famed Rottenbeard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164720 +0000" stop="20260915171059 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Dinosaur - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Stephanie and Stingy campout with a scared Ziggy who thinks he's seeing a dinosaur roaming about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171059 +0000" stop="20260915173439 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Treehouse - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The kids enter a treehouse building contest but find it difficult working with Stingy because he doesn't know how to work as a team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173439 +0000" stop="20260915175818 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laziest Town - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The kids attempt to raise the Energy Meter in order to avoid being named the Laziest Town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175818 +0000" stop="20260915182157 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Diary - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A missing page from Stephanie's diary causes trouble amongst the kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182157 +0000" stop="20260915184534 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap It! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Pixel invents a machine that makes things vanish and Robbie tries to get his hands on it so that he can get rid of Sportacus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184534 +0000" stop="20260915190911 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Record's Day - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone in town is busy trying to set new world's records with Robbie trying to make LazyTown the World's Laziest Town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190911 +0000" stop="20260915193247 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince Stingy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Robbie fools Stingy into thinking that he's the Prince of LazyTown which soon gets him into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193247 +0000" stop="20260915195627 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pixelspix - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Pixel designs a LazyTown website about the town's residents but neglects to include Robbie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121506 +0000" stop="20260915124056 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voodoo Magic - S01E13</title>
    <desc>June and Ward make Wally and Beaver promise that they won't go to the movies and see a scary movie. However, Wally and Beaver are talked into seeing it, thanks to Wally's so-called best friend, Eddie Haskell. The movie has quite an influence on Beaver, who makes a voodoo doll, names it Eddie Haskell, and sticks it with pins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124056 +0000" stop="20260915130651 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part-Time Genius - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After taking an IQ test, Beaver scores the highest in his class and Mrs. Rayburn suggests that it would be best if Beaver went to a special school where his abilities can be challenged. However, little does anyone know that everything is not as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130651 +0000" stop="20260915133243 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Invitation - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Beaver is invited to Linda Dennison's birthday party and quickly discovers that he is the only boy that she invited.  Fearing for his reputation, Beaver tries his best to get out of attending, but June and Ward are insistent, not aware of the situation Beaver's in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133243 +0000" stop="20260915135832 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lumpy Rutherford - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The local bully, Lumpy Rutherford, has been picking on Beaver and Wally. Thanks to a story Ward tells them, the boys decide to play a joke on Lumpy.  However, their ploy catches the wrong person. Lumpy's father and Ward's co-worker Fred Rutherford, is caught in the trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135832 +0000" stop="20260915142430 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paper Route - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Wally and Beaver want to get brand new bike and they ask Ward for some money. He suggests that they earn the money. This leads Wally and Beaver to get a job delivering papers. Later, while trying to help the boys out, Ward and June inadvertently almost get Wally and Beaver fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142430 +0000" stop="20260915145011 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child Care - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After Ward's bragging about Wally and Beaver being responsible, Herb and Janet Wilson assume that it would be all right to leave their 4-year old daughter in Wally and Beaver's care while they go out to a party with Ward and June. Trouble begins when the youngster locks herself in the bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145011 +0000" stop="20260915151607 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bank Account - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ward tries to teach Wally and Beaver the importance of saving by giving them a piggy bank. The boys quickly save up a handful of change and are all ready to spend it on some baseball equipment. However, unknown to their parents, they change their minds and decide to spend the money on a most unselfish gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151607 +0000" stop="20260915154153 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonesome Beaver - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Wally goes away on a trip with the Boy Scout troop that he belongs to, leaving a lonesome Beaver behind.  Finding his friends to be busy, Beaver takes up other means to make the time go by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154153 +0000" stop="20260915160748 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleaning Up Beaver - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Wally begins to outgrow his "sloppy" faze and becomes much neater. This is noticed by Ward and June who try to encourage Beaver to undergo the same transformation.  However, Beaver changing like that just seems too extraordinary of a task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160748 +0000" stop="20260915163344 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Father - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ward becomes a bit jealous when Wally and Beaver begin spending time playing basketball at Willie Dennison's house after Willie's dad put up a backboard and a basket. This prompts Ward to do the same thing but it just seems like things are working against him being the perfect father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163344 +0000" stop="20260915165931 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver and Poncho - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Beaver makes a trade with Larry Mondello: a glass doorknob for a Chihuahua. Larry found the dog in his garbage can, so when Beaver brings it home, Ward immediately breaks the news that he's going to place an ad in the lost and found and that Beaver probably won't be able to keep the dog. Despite this, Beaver quickly begins to grow close to the little pooch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165931 +0000" stop="20260915172524 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The State vs. Beaver - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Ward helps Beaver and Wally build a miniature race car powered by a lawn mower motor and Ward makes the boys promise not to use it without him being with them. Later, Larry talks Beaver into taking it for a spin resulting in being pulled over by a traffic officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172524 +0000" stop="20260915175113 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Broken Window - S01E25</title>
    <desc>While playing baseball in the street with Wally, Chester and Tooey, Eddie hits a baseball through the Cleaver's window resulting in Ward forbidding the boys to play baseball so close to the house.  However, later, Beaver talks Wally into pitching one, but this results in a broken car window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175113 +0000" stop="20260915181702 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train Trip - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After a week long visit with their Aunt Martha, Wally and Beaver prepare to head home to Mayfield on a train.  After talking Martha into letting them buy their own tickets, they discover they're short the money after spending it on junk food and find themselves wondering how they are going to get home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181702 +0000" stop="20260915184251 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Girl - S01E27</title>
    <desc>An eighth grade dance has Wally being pressured into attending with a girl, instead of going stag with Eddie.  However, Mary Ellen Rogers becomes determined to have Wally take her and goes through Beaver to get to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184251 +0000" stop="20260915190845 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next Door Indians - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Wanting to be liked by Wally's friends, Beaver makes up a wild story about the vacant lot next to his house being an Indian battle ground.  After making a bet with Eddie, Beaver has Wally help him plant artifacts in the lot.  However, that is forgotten when the kids make a discovery that they believe will make them rich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190845 +0000" stop="20260915193443 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenting Tonight - S01E29</title>
    <desc>After a weekend spent at the movies goes awry for Ward, he decides the boys should spend their weekends outside and plans a camping trip.  However, when Ward's called into work, Wally and Beaver decide to camp out in the backyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193443 +0000" stop="20260915200035 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Lesson - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Wally makes the baseball team and Ward openly shows how proud he is of him, leaving Beaver feeling inferior.  Trying to impress his parents, Beaver tries out for the band and begins practicing the clarinet.  However, Beaver soon finds himself with more problems when he's let go from the band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123413 +0000" stop="20260915133050 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Geography - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Nora, and Jill try to pick up the pieces in the aftermath of the Mapleton riots but problems from the past keep resurfacing. The new Garvey clan gets a fresh start in the safety of Miracle. Nora makes an impulsive choice, while Kevin gets entangled in the Murphy family's problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133050 +0000" stop="20260915142727 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Ramp - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Laurie and Tom Garvey's work to rescue lost souls takes a toll on theirs. Laurie seeks to spread the word about the Guilty Remnant's dangers, while Tom's infiltration of the cult uncovers a whole new nest of problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142727 +0000" stop="20260915152228 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orange Sticker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In the midst of an earthquake, Nora awakens to find Kevin missing and her hopes of safety in their new town dashed. The Murphys are left reeling after Evie's disappearance. Kevin returns home but without his memory of the night before or his cell phone, which would link him to the missing girls. Meanwhile, an old enemy makes her return in an unexpected way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152228 +0000" stop="20260915161836 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Room at the Inn - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Rev. Matt Jamison takes his vegetative wife Mary outside of Miracle to seek answers about her condition. But their lives take a dangerous detour when Matt is barred from returning to town. Matt races to get Mary back into Miracle while struggling to keep her safe from desperate tourists who are squatting just outside Miracle's gates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161836 +0000" stop="20260915171552 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lens - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Some unexpected visitors get under Nora's skin, and she becomes preoccupied with a burning question about herself. Kevin's predicament becomes impossible to ignore. Erika finds an unlikely ally and reveals some haunting secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171552 +0000" stop="20260915181340 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Most Powerful Adversary - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nora gives Kevin and Jill news they weren't expecting. Laurie makes a rash decision that affects the Garveys. Kevin deals with the fallout of Nora's news, and explores his options re: tackling his Patti problem head-on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181340 +0000" stop="20260915191614 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>International Assassin - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Kevin's desperate decision to vanquish Patti, questions and answers emerge as the world adjusts to the repercussions of what comes next.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121253 +0000" stop="20260915123418 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123418 +0000" stop="20260915125513 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurricane Jermaine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Legends start using a new dating app in anticipation of their first basketball road trip to Myrtle Beach, but a hurricane threatens to ruin their plans; in Chamberlain Heights, Cindy and the girls go to a frat party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125513 +0000" stop="20260915131639 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confederate Flags of Our Fathers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Legends are forced to go on a camping trip with Uncle Joey that turns out to be a racist Civil War reenactment, but both sides must put aside their differences to overcome an even greater threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131639 +0000" stop="20260915133804 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Father the Zero - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Grover, Montrel and Malik are caught off guard when their deadbeat dad attempts to reconnect with the family; Milk and Jamal hit up local massage parlors in search of a happy ending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133804 +0000" stop="20260915135929 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Over Here, F... You Over There - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malik journeys to the motherland to overthrow an African warlord; Grover volunteers to host the biggest party of the year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135929 +0000" stop="20260915142054 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hom-coming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Legends help out a gay student named Andre in an attempt to impress girls with their progressiveness; Malik finds himself unemployed when local Girl Scouts take over his corner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142054 +0000" stop="20260915144218 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends of Lock-Up - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Legends get locked up after a case of mistaken identity and do whatever it takes to survive; Malik loses faith in the Black Lives Matter movement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144218 +0000" stop="20260915150339 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamallies - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jamal concocts his own party drug in a bid to get the guys access to Randy's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150339 +0000" stop="20260915152459 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child Please - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Grover, Milk and Jamal each have to keep a robotic baby in good health in order to keep their grades high enough to stay on the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152459 +0000" stop="20260915154620 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Out to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Grover's worn-out shoes turn him into the laughing stock of the Internet, so he decides to step into some new ones called Shackles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154620 +0000" stop="20260915160740 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inspired by Isis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Uncle Joey signs Milk up for an exchange program and the Legends look for a substitute; the new exchange student inspires the female student body to copy her style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160740 +0000" stop="20260915162900 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Tupaquia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Grover and Milk attempt to cheer up a newly-single Jamal by taking him to the local strip club where he meets Tupaquia, a stripper with an uncanny resemblance to the Legends' favorite rapper, Tupac.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162900 +0000" stop="20260915165021 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Class President - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to impress Cindy, Grover runs for class president -- and wins, but when the student body demands that he fulfill the promises he made during his campaign, Grover becomes the target of an assassination plot .</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165021 +0000" stop="20260915171113 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cane and Disabled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Legends feign mental handicaps in order to score better seats at a basketball game, but when Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number threatening to expose their lies, things take a turn for the worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171113 +0000" stop="20260915173234 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Of Days - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A sex tape gets leaked and causes a global Internet blackout, and the Legends must find a way to survive the apocalypse; Milk cashes in on his pirated Chinese satellite connection, which gives him the last Internet connection available.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173234 +0000" stop="20260915175354 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Video Game - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes to go from zero to hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175354 +0000" stop="20260915181515 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>25th Hour - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With the playoffs coming up and the team's star player injured, it's up to Grover to secure a win but just as he's preparing for the biggest moment of his high school basketball career, a citywide blackout occurs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181515 +0000" stop="20260915183626 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The G-Word - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hipsters gentrify Chamberlain Heights, and the Legends feel the impact at school when basketball is replaced by water polo. Grover and Milk team up with unlikely allies to take back the 'hood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183626 +0000" stop="20260915185751 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When his complexion comes into question, Milk hits the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon to fulfill his dream of becoming black.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185751 +0000" stop="20260915191916 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Fishy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Former New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher takes over the team after the Legends get Coach Bundy fired, but not all is good on the hardwood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191916 +0000" stop="20260915194041 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122611 +0000" stop="20260915131039 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>David tries to find a way out of his predicament.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131039 +0000" stop="20260915135753 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>David faces his biggest challenge yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135753 +0000" stop="20260915145447 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 9 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Unlikely alliances are formed and the search for the Shadow King begins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145447 +0000" stop="20260915154354 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 10 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>David meets his oldest enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154354 +0000" stop="20260915163411 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 11 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>David navigates the maze.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163411 +0000" stop="20260915171510 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 12 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David is tested. And tested. And tested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171510 +0000" stop="20260915180009 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 13 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An uneasy reunion leads to a shocking truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180009 +0000" stop="20260915184427 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 14 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>What could have been...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184427 +0000" stop="20260915193102 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 15 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A delusion starts like any other idea... But ends in disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120542 +0000" stop="20260915122713 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When the Nexo Knights are sloppy in a fight with Jestro, Merlok 2.0 sends them back to the Knights' Academy. Not only for a brush-up but to find out what Jestro is after in its hallowed halls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122713 +0000" stop="20260915124844 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greed is Good? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights attend the Gold is Good Ball hosted by Lance's parents in the extremely wealthy town of Arrindale. Unfortunately, Jestro feeds the Book of Greed to the Book of Monsters to make the Lava Monster Army (who are now led by the newly-summoned General Magmar) so greedy, that they steal all of The Richmond's riches (much to Lance's sorrow) along with both of Lance's parents. However, Lance is not as willing to save his parents as they forced him to become a knight in his childhood while Lance wanted to be a celebrity. Meanwhile, Lance's parents believe that Jestro's Lava Monster Army are servants at a spa and as such are completely oblivious of their imprisonment much to the annoyance of the Book of Monsters and General Magmar. This makes Jestro more than willing to return them and the stolen riches to Arrindale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124844 +0000" stop="20260915131014 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Obsession - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Book of Monsters plans to consume a limited edition copy of a Ned Knightley comic book, which will guarded by the Nexo Knights until it is won at a costume contest at Knight-A-Con (this show's parody of the San Diego Comic Con). Robin is also attending the convention using his newly designed Mini-trex (a miniature version of the Fortrex). When General Magmar gets impatient with Jestro's plan to blend in with the attendees, he launches an all out attack on Knight-A-Con which causes the comic book to get lost in a crowd of terrorized attendees. Fortunately, the Mini-trex is able to extend the range of the Nexo Knights' connection to Merlok 2.0, allowing them to obtain their Nexo Powers and find the book. Because of this, Robin wins first prize at the costume contest and thus, he and the Nexo Knights get to keep the comic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131014 +0000" stop="20260915133144 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King's Tournament - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On King Halbert's birthday, Jorah Tightwad decides to prove that the Tighty Knighties are better than the Nexo Knights at King Halbert's birthday tournament, using the Book of Envy as proof that they encountered Jestro. If the Tighty Knighties win, Macy has to kiss Tightwad. If they lose, Jorah has to kiss Lance's "sweetheart." The next day, the tournament is held to see who are the best group of knights in Knightonia. All four Tighty Knighties best the Nexo Knights in the tournament except Macy who is forced to be her father's princess for the day and thus is forbidden to compete. Before King Halbert can announce the end of the tournament, Jestro and the Book of Monsters lead the Lava Monster Army into attacking the birthday tournament. The Tighty Knighties are then shown being completely useless at fighting them and cowering in fear. At that moment, Tightwad reveals the truth of how he obtained the Book of Envy where it fell into his hands when Merlok scattered the evil spell books in the first episode. This distracts him long enough for Macy to take the book from him. After powering up and defeating the Lava Monster Army, the Nexo Knights are declared the true winners of the tournament while Tightwad is forced to kiss Lance's "sweetheart" on the lips. This turns out to be Hamletta much to Tightwad's horror. King Halbert is proud of what Macy did today, saying there's a time for her to be a princess and a time for when she needs to be a knight. Meanwhile, Jestro and the Book of Monsters have succeeded in stealing the Book of Envy which is soon consumed by the Book of Monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133144 +0000" stop="20260915135315 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Chef - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The famed Knighton Chef Gobbleton Rambly has created a chili recipe so spicy, the Book of Monsters gains the idea to weaponize it. Knowing this, Clay has Axl and Chef Eclair compete in a cook off with the grand prize being the one cookbook which contains Rambly's chili recipe. When Jestro sends Moltor and Lavaria undercover to compete in the same contest, Eclair has the Nexo Knights seek a pepper so spicy, it explodes if mishandled. Meanwhile, Lance and Aaron hold their own contest to determine which of them is the most resistant to spicy peppers. Despite Jestro's efforts, the Nexo Knights succeed in getting the pepper they need and use it to win the cook off. But unfortunately, their chili ends up being so spicy, it burns the grand prize to oblivion once it was spilled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135315 +0000" stop="20260915141445 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights send Clay on vacation to get some free time. Little do they know that Jestro and the Book of Monsters are on the trail of another evil spell book that is near where Clay is staying on his vacation. Clay soon discovers the staff of his vacation spot has been extremely rude, cruel and nasty to him (doing things such as serving him moldy food and forcing him to tip them for everything) courtesy of the Book of Cruelty. Meanwhile, the Nexo Knights are having fun. Problems arises because they started neglecting their daily duties and they rush to retrieve Clay. Despite his efforts, Clay is captured by Jestro and the Book of Cruelty is fed to the Book of Monsters which gives the Book of Monsters the ability to summon the Lava Monsters Crust Smasher and Flame Thrower. Fortunately, the other Knights arrive and save Clay and Jestro's forces retreat. To the misfortune of the Knights, Clay learns the importance of relaxing just as they had become more diligent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141445 +0000" stop="20260915143616 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday Knight Fever - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During a dinner party that the Nexo Knights attend in the town of Cleanington, the Book of Monsters goes to Snottingham (the coldest place in all of Knigton) to consume the literally sickening Snotheiser which makes him and the Lava Monsters he summons very unhealthy. When the Nexo Knights rush to stop the attack on Snottingham, the Lava Monsters sneeze all over them causing them to wake up the next day with the Snottingham Flu (a version of the flu that causes bizarre effects on the victim in addition to usual flu symptoms) causing Clay to hallucinate, Macy to experience severe pins and needles, Aaron to become dizzy and uncoordinated, and Axl to be robbed of his hunger and appetite while the Book of Monsters makes a full recovery. Just before Jestro and the Book of Monsters are able to kidnap King and Queen Halbert, Merlok and Ava send a Nexo Power with an antivirus system added to it which cures the knights of their sickness and allows them to defeat Jestro and the Book of Monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143616 +0000" stop="20260915145747 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Mike Knight - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Inspired by Jestro's idol Jokes Knightley, Jestro and the Book of Monsters attend a gig in the village of Funnyton where they pose as comedians. The Nexo Knights also attend and to their surprise, they actually find Jestro hilarious, even attempting to convince Jestro to change his evil ways. However, Jokes Knightley kidnaps the Book of Monsters in order to steal Jestro's act, courtesy of the last evil spellbook called the Book of Betrayal. When the Nexo Knights find the Book of Monsters, it becomes a mad battle for the Book of Betrayal which eventually falls into the hands of Jestro. Not knowing what to do, Jestro runs into the woods and hands the Book of Betrayal to an unseen individual. Evil laughter is soon heard afterwards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145747 +0000" stop="20260915151918 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fortrex and the Furious - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Recapping from the previous episode, the figure who Jestro gave the Book of Betrayal to is revealed to be Clay, who takes Jestro to the Fortrex. When the Book of Monsters attempts to gain the Book of Betrayal and Jestro, the Nexo Knights split up as a diversion until Clay is cornered. Now fully reformed, Jestro sacrifices himself so Clay can escape with the Book of Betrayal. The Nexo Knights then stage a rescue mission to save Jestro from the volcano lair where the Book of Monsters reveals that he is actually the dark necromancer Monstrox, whom Merlok turned into a book and divided his power among eleven other spellbooks. Monstrox adds that he needs Jestro as a host body to regain human form through a ritual in the "Dark Arena", waiting for the Book of Betrayal to corrupt the Nexo Knights. Unfortunately, Clay appeared to have succumbed to its power and begins to bring the Book of Betrayal to Monstrox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151918 +0000" stop="20260915154045 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom of Heroes - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Recapping from the previous episode, Clay hands The Book of Betrayal not because he was corrupted, but to exchange it for Jestro's freedom. Monstrox makes the deal and frees Jestro, but chains Clay in his place to take his body for his own. As part of the ritual, Monstrox regurgitates the evil spellbooks. Meanwhile, the other Knights follow Clay to the Book of Monsters' lair, but are overwhelmed by the Lava Monster Army and reluctantly follow Jestro through the death trap-filled backdoor entrance. Upon reaching Clay, the Book of Monsters nearly completes the ceremony, but Jestro and the Nexo Knights hold him off long enough for Robin to hand Clay Merlok and Techcaliber, which Clay feeds to Monstrox. Overwhelmed by Merlok 2.0's power, Monstrox explodes into energy, destroying his book body while curing Jestro of the Book of Evil's effects. Merlok 2.0 is presumably destroyed as well, but when Robin replaces Techcaliber's motherboard, Merlok 2.0 is revealed to have survived. With Jestro also having been forgiven for his actions and reinstated as court jester, the Nexo Knights celebrate their victory with the rest of the kingdom. When Jestro looks at the sky, he sees Monstrox's face implying the necromancer's survival as a spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154045 +0000" stop="20260915160216 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cloud - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The kingdom is threatened by an army of Lava Monsters, and the inexperienced NEXO Knights must come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160216 +0000" stop="20260915162347 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Rusty - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Cloud of Monstrox and Jestro unlock a mysterious forbidden power; Merlok 2.0 and the Nexo Knights try to make the new Combo Nexo Powers work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162347 +0000" stop="20260915164518 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mount Thunderstrox - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox encounter the sculptor who helps unleash a horde of fierce garden gnomes on Knighton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164518 +0000" stop="20260915170625 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rotten Luck - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox unleashes the Forbidden Power Ravaging Rot on Knighton, turning everything into green gooey rot, but Robin has an awesome new invention that could help the Nexo Knights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170625 +0000" stop="20260915172731 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Over Rock Wood - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights have their powerful shields stolen by Robot Hoodlum and his Merry Mechs; something is coming to life in the petrified forest and it doesn't like knights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172731 +0000" stop="20260915174838 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miner Setback - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Villagers are being enslaved to dig out three ancient warriors whom the Cloud of Monstrox wants to bring back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174838 +0000" stop="20260915180945 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight at the Museum - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At K.O.M.A. (Knightonia Official Museum of Art) Monstrox learns that a Forbidden Power tablet is hidden and he will do anything to get it, especially if King Halbert happens to visit at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180945 +0000" stop="20260915183052 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Rock Massage - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The old Lava Monsters are back and a Forbidden Power is in the middle of their new village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183052 +0000" stop="20260915185130 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Bottom - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The three Harpies have kidnapped Macy's mother Queen Halbert, and the Nexo Knights use everything in their power to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185130 +0000" stop="20260915191208 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Charge - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Cloud of Monstrox grows more powerful with every Forbidden Power Jestro inserts; the capitol of Knighton is under attack; the Fortrex is damaged and Clay is turned to stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191208 +0000" stop="20260915193339 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weekend at Halbert's - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Party time in Knighton! The mood is down so the King decides to throw a party. In the meantime Jestro attacks the Fortrex, but he is confronted with the new Nexo Power "The Wedgie of Doom".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193339 +0000" stop="20260915195542 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gray Knight - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Using his Stone to Life magic the Cloud of Monstrox turns Clay into a living, fighting, breathing stone fighting knight. But will Clay use his forces to fight for good or for evil? Does he have a choice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120647 +0000" stop="20260915122754 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron &amp; Stone - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Kai, Jay and Zane continue their fight against the Dragon Hunters in Dead's End, as their elemental powers have now been exposed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122754 +0000" stop="20260915124901 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Free Ninjago - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Lloyd must find his voice as he leads a small resistance to capture the airwaves in Ninjago City. Meanwhile in the First Realm, Iron Baron takes the Ninja on a dragon hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124901 +0000" stop="20260915131022 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Build a Dragon - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Ninja are taken to the Dragon Hunter’s village. Planning to escape, they resolve to build a simulated Firstbourne with Cole and Wu. The resistance, led by a newly motivated Lloyd devise tactics for overthrowing Garmadon. Dareth, feeling excluded due to his lack of elemental power, convinces Mistaké to help him help obtain ‘brown power’.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131022 +0000" stop="20260915133208 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gilded Path - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The headquarters to the resistance is breached and Lloyd scrambles to avoid capture. Meanwhile, the Ninja are caught by Heavy Metal, but find an unlikely ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133208 +0000" stop="20260915135329 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Lies, One Truth - S09E06</title>
    <desc>As Lloyd unmasks Mystaké for who she really is, Emperor Garmadon embraces Harumi as his daughter of darkness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135329 +0000" stop="20260915141450 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weakest Link - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Faith trains the Ninja and Wu to use vengestone harpoons, also teaching Wu to fly a dragon. However, they are found by the Dragon Hunters and the Iron Baron, thus a chase begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141450 +0000" stop="20260915143636 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Faith - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lloyd and his team plan to take control of Garmadon's powers. Meanwhile, the Ninja falls into the hands of the Iron Baron, but suddenly Master Wu seems to be the old man again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143636 +0000" stop="20260915145744 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lessons for a Master - S09E09</title>
    <desc>The Iron Baron forces Wu to get him dragon armor, but things don't go as planned. In Ninjago, Lloyd struggles to get by while hoping for the return of the Ninja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145744 +0000" stop="20260915151904 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Destiny - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The Ninja finally return home and unite to defeat ruler Garmadon. Together with their dragons, they take on the stone giant. Meanwhile, Lloyd faces his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151904 +0000" stop="20260915154106 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Darkness Comes - S10E01</title>
    <desc>As NINJAGO City rebuilds , Faith arrives with a warning: the Oni have returned. Lloyd must face the possibility that to defeat this foe, he may need the help of another enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154106 +0000" stop="20260915160308 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Breach - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Having freed Lord Garmadon from Kryptarium Prison, the ninja are beset by doubts. Lord Garmadon and Lloyd journey into the cloud of darkness in an effort to stop the Oni's invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160308 +0000" stop="20260915162509 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall - S10E03</title>
    <desc>The Oni in Ninjago City are stronger than anyone could have imagined, and the ninja must risk a daring rescue of Lloyd and Garmadon. One ninja will pay a terrible price.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162509 +0000" stop="20260915164712 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endings - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The ninja race back to the Monastery of Spinjitzu. The final battle against the Oni is now. Will their joined Spinjitzu forces defeat the Oni for good or tear apart Ninjago itself?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164712 +0000" stop="20260915165813 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wasted True Potential - S11E01</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the previous season’s victory, the ninja have gone soft and Master Wu must remind them of who they truly are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165813 +0000" stop="20260915170915 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Questing for Quests - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Realizing they have gone soft, the ninja search for a quest to reignite their Spinjitzu training; unfortunately, Ninjago City is enjoying a period of rare tranquility.

Note: This is the 100th episode of the series overall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170915 +0000" stop="20260915172016 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rocky Start - S11E03</title>
    <desc>The ninja have found their quest! Now they just have to get there, which involves a road trip through the Desert of Doom, a region supposedly inhabited by a giant scarab beetle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172016 +0000" stop="20260915173118 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Belly of The Beast - S11E04</title>
    <desc>To repair the Land-Bounty, the ninja must retrieve a critical engine component that has been swallowed by a giant scarab beetle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173118 +0000" stop="20260915174303 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boobytraps and How to Survive Them - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The Ninja enter the Ancient Pyramid with Clutch Powers and they survive many booby traps until they are defeated and captured by the Pyro Vipers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174303 +0000" stop="20260915175404 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The News Never Sleeps - S11E06</title>
    <desc>The Fire Fangs go on a rampage through Ninjago. Lil' Nelson and Antonia try to get news papers across Ninjago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175404 +0000" stop="20260915180506 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninja vs. Lava - S11E07</title>
    <desc>The ninja find themselves trapped in a pyramid and must escape encroaching lava to warn Ninjago City of a new Serpentine invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180506 +0000" stop="20260915181607 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snaketastrophy - S11E08</title>
    <desc>The Serpentine attack on Ninjago City is seen from an unexpected perspective - entirely in the style of a live newscast delivered by Gayle Gossip and her cameraman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181607 +0000" stop="20260915182709 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless - S11E09</title>
    <desc>The ninja rush to the Ninjago Museum of History to recover a dangerous scroll before it falls into the hands of the Serpentine Sorceress Aspheera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182709 +0000" stop="20260915183811 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient History - S11E10</title>
    <desc>While Aspheera pursues revenge on the "Treacherous Deceiver" who betrayed her, the ninja make a startling discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183811 +0000" stop="20260915184913 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Trust a Human - S11E11</title>
    <desc>A flashback episode tells the story of Young Wu and Young Garmadon meeting Aspheera and teaching her the secrets of Spinjitzu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184913 +0000" stop="20260915190014 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Siege - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned Master Wu is the "Treacherous Deceiver", the Ninja find themselves under siege at the Monastery, trying to protect Wu from Aspheera.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190014 +0000" stop="20260915191116 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Explorer's Club - S11E13</title>
    <desc>The ninja break into the Explorer's Club to obtain the second Scroll of Forbidden Spinjitzu, running afoul of the club's manager and irate club members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191116 +0000" stop="20260915192217 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance is Mine! - S11E14</title>
    <desc>Aspheera arrives at the Monastery of Spinjitzu and confronts Wu, forcing one of the ninja to make a heroic sacrifice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192217 +0000" stop="20260915193402 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cold Goodbye - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Having learned Zane is not dead, Master Wu prepares to go after him, but Lloyd and the other ninja take matters into their own hands and defy their Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193402 +0000" stop="20260915194504 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Never-Realm - S11E16</title>
    <desc>The ninja arrive in the Never-Realm, where they quickly find themselves overwhelmed; luckily, they are taken in by a tribe of Ice Fishers who tell them Zane has been imprisoned by the evil Ice Emperor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194504 +0000" stop="20260915195656 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Maker - S11E17</title>
    <desc>The ninja and the villagers prepare to fight the Blizzard Samurai. While fighting Lloyd and Cole realize that some of them are made of Ice and some were corrupted people. Grimfax extinguishes the Hearth Fire. However, after they defeat the Blizzard Samurai, Kai tries to make fire, using his elemental powers by believing in himself and succeeds in restoring the Hearth Fire, gaining the title "Fire maker".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120910 +0000" stop="20260915122949 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ol' College Try - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Wayne tries on a new relationship. The Skids get deeper into the Dark Web. The Hockey Players meet their new team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122949 +0000" stop="20260915125301 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Right Jay - S05E03</title>
    <desc>An out-of-towner causes a ruckus in Letterkenny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125301 +0000" stop="20260915132330 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Letterkenny Spelling Bee - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Competition heats up at Letterkenny's Adult Spelling Bee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132330 +0000" stop="20260915134526 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Back to Back - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Hockey Players try to win their first championship and Stewart is visited by some old friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134526 +0000" stop="20260915140911 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bock et Biche - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Hicks and Hockey Players travel to Quebec for Anik's pre-wedding party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140911 +0000" stop="20260915143114 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Could Be So Urgent? - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Wayne and Marie Fred wonder about a stranger's urinal habits. Reilly and Jonesy begin a takedown tourney with Dax and Ron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143114 +0000" stop="20260915145034 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bush Party Season - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Hicks host a bush party. The skids make an enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145034 +0000" stop="20260915151255 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The City - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The Hicks take a trip to the City, cause when a friend asks for help, you help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151255 +0000" stop="20260915153623 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dyck's Slip Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Hicks attempt to help Noah Dyck and Anita Dyck find their daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153623 +0000" stop="20260915160146 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Different Strokes For Different Folks - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual Century Club challenge at Modean's. Katy is disturbed by McMurray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160146 +0000" stop="20260915162132 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yew! - S06E06</title>
    <desc>There's trouble in paradise for Anik and Dary. Wayne makes a decision about Marie Fred. As Scottie Wallis would say, "Yew!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162132 +0000" stop="20260915164245 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crack N Ag - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks start an agricultural call in show</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164245 +0000" stop="20260915170525 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Card Yellow Card - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Soccer (or football) rules are used in every day Letterkenny life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170525 +0000" stop="20260915172613 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nut - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dan's private viewing habits are exposed</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172613 +0000" stop="20260915175319 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Letterkenny vs Penny - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Wayne and Katy compete in a penny drive. The Hockey Players are nostalgic for the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175319 +0000" stop="20260915181757 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>W's Talk, Baby - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tanis tries to get the Irish back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181757 +0000" stop="20260915184312 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In It To Win It - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Daryl heads back to Quebec. The Hockey Players battle the Native team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184312 +0000" stop="20260915190649 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Fire - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks support Wayne. Reilly and Jonesy continue the hunt for the big ship. Stewart has made some changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190649 +0000" stop="20260915192949 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>National Senior Hockey Championship - S08E02</title>
    <desc>The Hicks continue to be there for their friend. The Hockey Players play Quebec. Stewart learns how to fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192949 +0000" stop="20260915195805 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rippers - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Wayne’s American cousint’ plans a road trip south of the border.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122007 +0000" stop="20260915130356 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When a woman claims her baby was kidnapped, Lightman suspects she is hiding something.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130356 +0000" stop="20260915134819 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer App - S03E13</title>
    <desc>One of Foster's former patients turns up dead shortly after expressing concern that she is being squeezed out by a business partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134819 +0000" stop="20260915143307 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The son of Jehovah's Witnesses is accused of killing his teacher after being caught leaving the scene of the crime. Meanwhile, the team is hired by the Democratic National Committee to investigate a case where the Chairman of the House Ethics Committee is suspected of paying for sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143307 +0000" stop="20260915151706 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Waiver - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A commanding officer is charged with sexual assault and brought to Fort Meade to find out if the accusations are true. Meanwhile, the young star of a college basketball team is suspected of accepting bribe money in exchange for playing for the school. The Lightman Group is hired to determine whether or not the young star took money for his cooperation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151706 +0000" stop="20260915160109 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Perfect Score - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A powerful federal judge's daughter is murdered. The Light Man Group investigates a competitive college-prep school where everyone wants to be at the head of the class. The team also looks into a NASA test pilot accused of crashing a $250 million aircraft, on purpose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160109 +0000" stop="20260915164405 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Always - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lightman and his team try to prevent the assassination of a South Korean ambassador. But, when another member of the entourage gets shot, Lightman reveals family secrets and lies to identify the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164405 +0000" stop="20260915172804 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unchained - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lightman and Torres interrogate an imprisoned gang leader who claims to be rehabilitated. If the gang leader is freed, he might help fight inner-city violence or return to his life of crime. Foster and Loker investigate the death of a firefighter who was killed in the line of duty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172804 +0000" stop="20260915181156 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do No Harm - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Lightman and Foster investigate the disappearance of an 11-year-old girl who may have been murdered. Meanwhile, Loker and Torres must determine whether a famous peace activist is who she claims to be and if her bestselling memoir is true, but Loker's attraction to the socially conscious woman may be clouding his assessment of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181156 +0000" stop="20260915185404 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Policy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Lightman is hired to find a corporate spy at a pharmaceutical company, he discovers a high-level conspiracy surrounding a new drug that could put thousands of lives at risk. The team is also hired by the State Department to assist with negotiations for the release of two Americans imprisoned in Yemen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185404 +0000" stop="20260915193614 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depraved Heart - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lightman becomes obsessed with his investigation of two young women who committed suicide. Meanwhile, the team tries to recover billions of dollars for investors who were bilked by a Ponzi scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120806 +0000" stop="20260915123250 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim Fights an Old Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123250 +0000" stop="20260915125643 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday Night Confession - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While at a baptism, one of Tim's family members confesses something extremely embarrassing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125643 +0000" stop="20260915132023 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss February - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While buying a Valentine's day gift for Amy, Tim makes a critical mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132023 +0000" stop="20260915134933 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unjustly Neglected Drama - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Stu's pot dealer invites Tim and Stu to a play that he is in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134933 +0000" stop="20260915143629 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantic City - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim, Stu and Rodney visit Atlantic City to gamble and get girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143629 +0000" stop="20260915152835 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of the Month - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim agrees to make a female firefighter look good by being carried out of an apartment fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152835 +0000" stop="20260915155549 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Model from Newark - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim finds work as an assistant to a women's professional-basketball player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155549 +0000" stop="20260915162122 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162122 +0000" stop="20260915164940 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caddy's Shack - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164940 +0000" stop="20260915171732 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sausage Salesman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tim invents a career as a sausage salesman to impress Amy's dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171732 +0000" stop="20260915174157 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Gay Eduardo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tim helps an immigrant worker by posting flyers for jobs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174157 +0000" stop="20260915181002 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pros &amp; Cons of Killing Tim - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tim is a witness in a class-action lawsuit filed by former Omnicorp employees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181002 +0000" stop="20260915183747 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Rodneys - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Rodney becomes Tim's assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183747 +0000" stop="20260915190611 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keith to the Rescue - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Boss is determined not to lose his dog, Keith, in a divorce settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190611 +0000" stop="20260915193056 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim Fights an Old Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193056 +0000" stop="20260915195449 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday Night Confession - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While at a baptism, one of Tim's family members confesses something extremely embarrassing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122626 +0000" stop="20260915131023 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calling the Wild - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Andy discovers the river isn't going to freeze solid in front of his homestead. He must cut a trail through dense forest to cross the river safely and get to his hunting grounds. Sue needs 4,000 gallons of fuel delivered to see her through to next spring, and a storm is threatening to hit before deliveries can get in. Erik needs his bad trapping season to turn around, as the furs he collects are vital to his income. Chip and Agnes are behind on their meat stockpiling ahead of dark winter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131023 +0000" stop="20260915135420 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire and Ice - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To make ends meet, Andy and Kate teach subsistence and survival skills, and Cody Allen has ventured into the bush from Oregon to learn how to live off the land from the experts. In Kavik, Sue preps her weapon arsenal as bears are still roaming the tundra, hungry for food. In Wiseman, Erik must prepare for the meat he will bring in from his upcoming hunting trips. In Noorvik, the Hailstones need essential seal oil. Agnes and two of her children must fly to a nearby village for a seal hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135420 +0000" stop="20260915143818 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thin Ice - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A warm-up has swept through the Arctic, leaving the camps scrambling to prepare for what lies ahead. In Eagle, newcomer Cody Allen hopes to learn the intricacies of dog mushing &amp; the lessons have only just begun. In Kavik, the warm weather has Sue on high alert. Her fears that the warm weather is bringing predators closer to her camp are realized when she scouts Kavik from a plane &amp; spots a group of polar bears not far from her land. For Chip &amp; Agnes Hailstone, the warm-up has delayed the thickening of the Kobuk River ice, making fishing impossible. Until the ice is thick enough to bear the weight of their large net, they will be without their fish &amp; their winter trade currency.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143818 +0000" stop="20260915152215 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Wild - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Glenn is back, returning to his remote camp after months away. With grizzlies active in the area, he doesn't know what he'll be walking into. In Eagle, Andy and Kate's apprentice, Cody, wakes in the middle of the night to an extinguished fire. He manages to chop wood in the dead of night to get another fire going before frostbite sets in. In Kavik, Sue slips and falls hard. Combined with lingering pain from previous injuries, she's worried about being incapacitated during this vital time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152215 +0000" stop="20260915160613 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mercy - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Sue is locking down camp in Kavik and heading to Deadhorse, the nearest town, to pick up a new eight-wheel all-terrain vehicle. Cody is considering a full-time life in Alaska, but he needs help from his hosts, Andy and Kate, to learn how to earn an income. In Noorvik, the price of stove oil is high, so Chip decides to forgo the oil for chopped firewood. Glenn has been melting snow for drinking water, but he'll need a larger supply to meet his most basic needs, like bathing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160613 +0000" stop="20260915165011 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Point - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After a short flight to Deadhorse to pick up her new all-terrain vehicle, Sue begins the 85-mile unpredictable journey through the Alaskan tundra back home to Kavik. In Eagle, Kate and Andy's apprentice, Cody, faces his final test as he heads out to spend a night alone in the Arctic wilderness. Chip and Agnes's daughter Carol goes out with her parents to learn how to set a fur trap. Isolated in the Brooks Range, Glenn sets out to make a fire kit to help keep his fires going all winter long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165011 +0000" stop="20260915173408 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Chip is planning to go hunting with his son Jon, but when Jon still hasn't arrived hours after their departure time, the family becomes concerned. The unpredictable weather in Kavik threatens Sue's ability to gather basic resources essential to her survival. In Eagle, Andy and Kate begin training new lead dogs to take over for the aging Iceberg, the current veteran lead. The bears in Chandalar will wake from hibernation, so Glenn prepares an emergency shelter should the bears destroy his cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173408 +0000" stop="20260915181804 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Howling - S03E11</title>
    <desc>n Kavik, a looming snowstorm threatens Sue's camp. The last storm buried her food tent under 17 feet of snow, and the additional snow could crush it. Andy and Kate find that a large chunk of ice has broken free from the shore, leaving Andy scrambling to get supplies before the whole river breaks up. In Noorvik, Chip and Agnes prepare for their annual light winter hunting trip. A howling wolf wakes Glenn in Chandalar. He sets off in pursuit of the predator in hopes he'll find a bigger prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181804 +0000" stop="20260915190203 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Winter's End - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The end of winter is quickly approaching. Chip and Agnes have one last chance to harvest caribou until late summer. If they succeed, they will have meat for food and trade for months. Sue stumbles upon a mysterious object in the tundra, and fears for a potential encounter with a predator. Glenn is on the hunt for food and fur, and the wolf tracks he spots remind him there is more than one hunter in Chandalar. Andy sets out to collect wood before the rising temperatures melt away his snow trails.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190203 +0000" stop="20260915194602 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Independent by Nature - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Alaskans living in remote corners of the Arctic fight to maintain an independent lifestyle through self-reliant ingenuity, innovation, resourcefulness, and knowledge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124417 +0000" stop="20260915134527 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sam encounters his parents again in 1973; he believes that if he keeps his father from running away he will be awoken from his apparent coma. The closer he gets to apprehending his father, the more he hears sounds that tell him he's close to waking up. However, rather than traumatizing his family more by arresting his father, he instead lets him run away. Flashbacks throughout the entire series are revealed to have been from young Sam's memories of this incident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134527 +0000" stop="20260915144700 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tyler has visions of someone disrupting his life support system in 2006, and encounters who he thinks is the same assailant in 1973, running a gambling syndicate and protection racket. Recognising the man as a killer he failed to stop in the future, Tyler is prepared to go to any lengths to make sure his life is not threatened and the man doesn't kill his original victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144700 +0000" stop="20260915154733 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On an assignment to return a career safe breaker from prison for further questioning, Tyler, Ray and Chris are attacked by robbers and the man who they were taken in for questioning is broken out. Is a local gangster to blame, or is there more going on than meets the eye... specifically, was the crime actually arranged by Gene's old mentor? Meanwhile, Sam tries to break in the first black detective in the department, a man who will later become Sam's mentor when he first joins the police force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154733 +0000" stop="20260915164745 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The team receive a bomb warning, claiming the IRA has planted a car bomb in Manchester. Being from 2006, Sam realises the bomb warning reported doesn't fit with his understanding of IRA methods. However, when Sam's modern know-how fails and nearly kills Ray, the rest of the department shun his line of investigation to focus on an Irish socialist group. At the same time, Sam's visions of the future suggest that he may have suffered brain damage, affecting his higher reasoning, from having been in a coma for so long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164745 +0000" stop="20260915174629 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The body of a young woman is found in wasteland. The investigation takes the team to suburbia, where a local car dealer is throwing private parties, employing make-up girls from a local company to “help out” when the wife-swapping begins. Posing as married couple Tony and Cherie Blair, Sam and Annie infiltrate one of the parties, only to discover that it isn't as simple as they think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174629 +0000" stop="20260915184745 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The team investigates the abduction of a young woman and her daughter, who are being held prisoner by somebody who wishes the team to release a prisoner arrested on a murder charge a year ago. At the same time, Sam faces a life or death situation in 2006 when he thinks he has accidentally been given an overdose. As the deadline draws closer, Sam collapses into a deeper coma, leaving his colleagues to tackle the mystery on their own (Albeit using some of his earlier suggestions).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184745 +0000" stop="20260915194803 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As heroin hits the streets of Manchester for the first time, CID and DCI Hunt want culprits for the smuggling, the dealing and ensuing violence, which becomes difficult when Annie is kidnapped by the smugglers. As Sam tries to get to the source of the influx of this deadly drug, he finds himself intractably drawn to a beautiful young woman who was witness to a heroin-related shooting... and who, he later realises, is the mother of his girlfriend in the future. At the same time, Sam's 'visions' reveal that his girlfriend has decided to stop visiting him in hospital, as she can't keep waiting for him to wake up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123857 +0000" stop="20260915132212 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffee, Tea or Annie - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When a Pan Atlantic air hostess is found dead, Annie volunteers to go undercover in order to solve a series of homicides. Annie, Sam and Ray, working undercover, are able to find an unlikely suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132212 +0000" stop="20260915140534 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Young Dudes - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Sam goes undercover as a gang member, he has to reveal a dark side in order to keep his cover. While undercover, Sam is pushed to the limit when he is ordered to bind and shoot a woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140534 +0000" stop="20260915144843 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone Knows It's Windy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Crime hits home after Ray and Chris are shot by a gang member. When the shooter is found dead near a bar, Sam becomes the lead suspect since he has been working undercover as part of the gang. With evidence mounting against him, Sam must search for the real killer before it's too late for him</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144843 +0000" stop="20260915153213 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life is a Rock - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Sam Tyler receives a phone call that presents him with three tasks he must perform so he can return to his life in the future, he must weigh his alternatives and decide whether to stay in 1973 or go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153213 +0000" stop="20260915161539 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out Here in the Fields - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Modern-day NYPD Detective Sam Tyler finds himself suddenly hurtled back to the tumultuous times of New York City in 1973 when he's hit by a car while chasing down a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161539 +0000" stop="20260915165757 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Adventures of the Unreal Sam Tyler - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Is this vintage 1973 Sam Tyler real or not? Sam's unbelieving ears clearly hear a radio station announcing that Elvis will perform a concert in memory of his mother, but he's still not sure how or why he landed in these circumstances. Moreover, he doesn't have much time to think about his own predicament. A string of fatal robberies at AAA Money check cashing stores are baffling the 1-2-5, and Sam jumps headlong into the case, which features no forced entries and no witnesses. Even with Lt. Hunt strong-arming the lead suspect, it still takes an unexpected turn of events to make the squad to look within to solve the crime. At the end of the day Sam, in spite of himself, might even experience some true happiness - temporary though it might be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165757 +0000" stop="20260915174125 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Maharishi is Bigger than Your Maharishi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a returning Vietnam veteran has Lieutenant Hunt outraged, as he demands a quick resolution to what quickly becomes a complicated and controversial case. As Sam and the squad's team of detectives explore the circumstances surrounding the homicide, Tyler is sent down a mysterious path that may provide clues about his own family's past and why he is back in 1973</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174125 +0000" stop="20260915182450 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182450 +0000" stop="20260915190749 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A racial confrontation is triggered between the African Americans and Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood when a young African American girl's body is discovered thrown from a rooftop. Working the case with Sam Tyler and the squad is the cop Sam considers his mentor in 2008 - a much younger Fletcher Bellow - who doesn't recognize his future protege. Tangling with the Black Liberation Army, who is intent on hunting down the Puerto Rican suspect first to levy their own kind of justice, Sam, Bellow and the detectives of the 1-2-5 are in a race against time if Angel Ramirez is to have any chance to answer for the crime. But in the end, Sam must battle the racial attitudes in his own precinct - most notably Lt. Hunt and Detective Carling - and a dramatic standoff on the same rooftop leads to gunshots being fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190749 +0000" stop="20260915195114 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday's Dead - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a life-and-death hostage situation paralleling own strange circumstances, Sam Tyler is ordered with the rest of the 1-2-5 to diffuse a potentially deadly face-off at a hospital where a crazed gunman is trying to force a doctor to reverse a dangerous operation on the renegade's brother, and the squad are all targeted in the gunman's cross-hairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120731 +0000" stop="20260915122908 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby-Fier - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Experiment #151 - BabyFier | Experiment #151, BabyFier, has been activated, and has the ability to turn adults into babies! Can Lilo and Stitch stop it before every adult on Kauai is turned into a baby again?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122908 +0000" stop="20260915125152 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonnie and Clyde - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Experiments #149 - Bonnie and #150 Clyde | Bonnie and Clyde, two stealing experiments, are activated at the same time and are stealing stuff all over the island. Lilo and Stitch decide to leave their room secretly after they are sent there after getting in trouble. They run into Bonnie and Clyde and the two experiments soon convince the two to do some not-so-nice things while the steal stuff. Will Lilo and Stitch get caught, or will Bonnie and Clyde?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125152 +0000" stop="20260915131333 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slugger - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Experiment #608 - Slugger | After Pleakley's incompetence in baseball causes Lilo, Stitch, and Stitch's cousins to lose to Mertle's team, Lilo and Mertle arrange a rematch, with Lilo's collection of Elvis records and Mertle's collection of dolls on the line. Lilo finds Experiment #608, aka 'Slugger', and decides his projectile-deflection skills would make him an excellent pinch-hitter for her team. Unfortunately, Mertle gets her own ringer in Gantu, and makes the rematch a game of basketball instead of baseball, with Slugger on the line as well! Can Lilo and the experiments win under these circumstances, or will they need help from an unlikely source?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131333 +0000" stop="20260915133617 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Stitch - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Stitch has been acting badly, and Nani is having trouble paying all the bills. If he keeps up the bad behavior, they will have to give Stitch away. So, to help pay the bills, Stitch goes to a scientist and admits to being an alien to be checked out for money. However, the scientist turns out to be Hamsterviel, who reverts Stitch to his old destructive programming!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133617 +0000" stop="20260915135900 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drowsy - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Experiment #360 - Drowsy | Stitch uses a sleeping experiment to get Lilo to sleep. The only problem is he doesn't know how to wake her up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135900 +0000" stop="20260915142144 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spike - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Experiment 319: SPIKE

Lilo and co. set out to beat Myrtle and her family in the Ohana-Rama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142144 +0000" stop="20260915144428 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenchfry - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Experiment 062: FRENCHFRY

When Nani restricts Lilo's food to healthy food, Lilo finds an experiment pod that is designed to make tasty, irresistible food, but he is secretly fattening them up to eat them.  Will they be saved in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144428 +0000" stop="20260915150701 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swapper - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Experiment 355 swaps minds of Gantu and Hämsterviel just about he was to transport it. Lilo meets a girl named Victoria who also joins her hula class. However, Mertle will stop at nothing to try and befriend her so that she will not be Lilo's friend. Lilo then attempts to prove that she's normal by throwing a "Lilo's Not Weird" party. However, 355 appears, resulting in Lilo, Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley swapping bodies. Lilo must make sure the party is successful while Stitch has to pretend to be her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150701 +0000" stop="20260915152839 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoe - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Experiment 113 - When bills go high Lilo tries to earn money by Mertle's idea: A bed and breakfast. However, experiment 113 is activated and is causing bad luck at Jumba and Pleakley's Bed and not Breakfeast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152839 +0000" stop="20260915155020 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Experiment 020: SLICK

Chaos ensues as Slick, a fast-talking experiment who can sell anything to anyone, teams up with Lilo and Stitch to sell candy bars for the Hale Kaiulu's annual fundraiser. Lilo soon learns the hard way that Slick is not designed to stop, and she and Stitch must reclaim their household items before it gets too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155020 +0000" stop="20260915161304 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skip - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Experiment 089: SKIP

Lilo's hurry to grow up is immediately satisfied when Skip, experiment 089, arrives and ages her up to a 17-year-old and then a 27-year-old. Lilo soon realizes she wants to be age 7 again because she misses out and ruins the future. She must figure out how to "reset" herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161304 +0000" stop="20260915163547 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Checkers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Experiment 029: CHECKERS

Lilo is angry and under appreciated about her float not getting chosen for the parade, and being grounded (along with Stitch) by Nani and Pleakley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163547 +0000" stop="20260915165820 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PJ - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Experiment 133: PJ

Lilo's always getting blamed for Mertle's pranks, so she figures it's high-time to pull a few pranks of her own, and what better prank-ee than the mean old substitute hula teacher?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165820 +0000" stop="20260915172053 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ploot - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Experiment 505: PLOOT

When Lilo sets out to clean the pollutants from the Grotto where Pudge the fish lives, she comes across Ploot, a.k.a Experiment 505, eating all the litter around him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172053 +0000" stop="20260915174425 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snooty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Experiment 277: SNOOTY

After making zombie calenders, Lilo, Stitch, and Victoria encounter experiment 277, a vampire bat like experiment who was made to find and enrich Snootonium, a dangerous chemical that is similar to mucus.  Can Lilo and Stitch safely catch Snooty bafore Victoria, who is distrustful and teams up with Gantu to slay him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174425 +0000" stop="20260915180709 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retro - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Experiment 210: RETRO

Nani meets some of her friends from high school and tries to impress them by saying she is vice president and they convince her to introduce them to her family. The day only gets worse when experiment 210, tries to revert everyone back to a prehistoric state...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180709 +0000" stop="20260915182952 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belle - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Experiment 248: BELLE

While out trying to prove the existence of the Night Marchers (an ancient Hawaiian legend), Lilo, Mertle, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley tell each other scary stories. Meanwhile an experiment 248, later known as Belle, is being chased by Gantu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182952 +0000" stop="20260915185226 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morpholomew - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Exxperiment 316: MORPHOLOMEW
(Crossover with American Dragon: Jake Long)

Lilo enters the island's skateboarding competition in an attempt to win the heart of her one and only crush, Keoni. At the same time, Jake, Gramps and Fu Dog visit the island to check out reports that magical creatures - actually Jumba's experiments -- are running rampant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185226 +0000" stop="20260915191545 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spats - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Experiment 397: SPATS
(Crossover with The Proud Family)

The Prouds pack their bags for a Hawaiian vacation on.  Lilo prepares for the grand re-opening of Jumba &amp; Pleakley's Bed Not Breakfast and eagerly awaits the arrival of their scheduled guests - Mr. Cooper, a reviewer for Relaxing Times Magazine, and the Proud Family who are attending Wizard Kelly's Smack-up Throw-down Hi-wyan Style Y'all.  While trying to impress Mr. Cooper, arguments ensue when Suga Mama accidentally activates Experiment 397, "Spats" causing friction among all.  It's up to Penny and Lilo to find the cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191545 +0000" stop="20260915193829 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heckler - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Experiment 322: HECKLER

Experiment 322 is activated just in time to taunt Pleakley as he makes his stand-up comedy debut at Nani's charity event. While Lilo is first amused by his off-the-cuff jabs, especially towards Mertle, she soon learns that mean words only hurt if you let them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124218 +0000" stop="20260915134101 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Roz's husband Nick is brought in for questioning by AC-12. But while Nick denies any involvement in Steve's attack, his suspicions about Roz mount. Meanwhile, AC-12 discover new anomalies in the forensic evidence and issue DCI Roz Huntley with a second Reg 15 notice. AC-12's case appears watertight until Roz starts dismantling their evidence with inside information of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134101 +0000" stop="20260915144003 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>DCI Roz Huntley struggles to allay her husband's suspicions. AC-12 find a new angle to pursue their case against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144003 +0000" stop="20260915153754 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>While Nick Huntley faces lengthy questioning, AC-12 remain convinced of Roz's involvement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153754 +0000" stop="20260915163535 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Following the deadly hijack of a police convoy, AC-12 target a ruthless organised crime group known to have links with corrupt officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163535 +0000" stop="20260915173256 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Kate and Steve attempt to track down a lead. A fresh police leak enables another audacious raid. Steve’s attempts to gather information put him in a dangerous situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173256 +0000" stop="20260915183011 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Corbett’s most daring plan yet requires McQueen to exploit links with corrupt police officers.

AC-12 make a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183011 +0000" stop="20260915192732 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise in the OCG following the events at Eastfield. With troubling questions hanging over the identity of ‘H’, suspicions mount at AC-12.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121402 +0000" stop="20260915123734 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Love Shack"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: Caught in the Act""   ""Psychogram: Informant""   ""Push Comes to Shove""   ""Cut Up Camera: Wild Dog Pizza""   ""Face Like a Frog: Don't Go in the Basement""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: George Michael""   ""Psychogram: Suburban Housewife Cover""   ""Stick Figure Theater: JosÃ© Ferrer in Cyrano de Bergerac""   ""Art School Girls of Doom: The Bra""   ""Psychogram: Skewered Agent Y""   ""Istanbul Was Constantinople""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123734 +0000" stop="20260915130119 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Chalk Bars and Tones"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Stupid Hippies""   ""Psychogram: Prof. Allergy""   ""Cut Up Camera: Elevators""   ""Psychogram: Timetravel""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Psychogram: All a Dream?""   ""Stick Figure Theater: It's a Wonderful Life""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130119 +0000" stop="20260915132501 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie's Travels"" (open)   ""Aeon Flux: Gravity""   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo""   ""Beavis and Butt-head: Frog Baseball""   ""The Specialists""   ""Winter Steele: Soft Heart, Cold Alcohol""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Night of the Living Dead""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132501 +0000" stop="20260915134901 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Safety Twins Puppets"" (open)   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Let's Go to the Party""   ""Wishful Thinking""   ""Dog Boy""   ""The Specialists""   ""Office Space""   ""The Listener""   ""Hello Dad, I'm in Jail""   ""Glove Story""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134901 +0000" stop="20260915141235 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Concert"" (open)   ""Joe Normal""   ""What's Up, Dog?""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Slipp'ry When Wet""   ""Doctor Zum: Cafe LeBad""   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Pizza""   ""Meggamorphosis""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Henry V""   ""The Specialists""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Winter Fun""   ""Killing of an Egg""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141235 +0000" stop="20260915143619 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: Jimi Hendrix performing The Star Spangled Banner"" (open)   ""Doctor Zum: Typical Records""   ""Elvis Meets the Spider People from Hell""   ""Winter Steele: All Men Suck (Except Crow)""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Getting to Know Each Other""   ""Earth to Doris""   ""The Honkey Problem: Inbred Jed and the Little Bottom Boys""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Camping Out""   ""Bob the Frog in: Burp""   ""A Day at the Beach (Feggorama)""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143619 +0000" stop="20260915150010 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Running Man"" (open)   ""The Specialists""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Sergei Eisenstein's silent classic 'The Battleship Potemkin'""   ""Flugbild""   ""Ladies""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150010 +0000" stop="20260915152357 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""12 Dangers of Skydiving""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Soap Box Derby""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Batt'ry-fied""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Doctor Zum: Atom Bomb Factory""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Crash of the Hindenburg""   ""Let's Chop Soo-E""   ""Winter Steele: Rhinestones and Concussions""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152357 +0000" stop="20260915154729 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Door #8"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Country""   ""This Is Not Frank's Planet""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Dog Boy""   ""In the Aquarium"" (excerpt)   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Terror""   ""The Specialists""   ""Koko's Earth Control""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154729 +0000" stop="20260915161109 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Biker/rebel film"" (open)   ""Smoking Section (Feggo)""   ""The End""   ""Heads""   ""Winter Steele: F.T.W.""   ""The Specialists""   ""Pickpocket (Feggo)""   ""The Street Sweeper""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Buck-a-Roost""   ""The Hitchiker""   ""Beware of Dog (Feggo)""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161109 +0000" stop="20260915163500 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 15 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Truck Turner"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Vacation""   ""Conversations""   ""Dog Boy""   ""The Specialists""   ""Beavis and Butt-head: Peace, Love, and Understanding""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Earning Money""   ""Aeon Flux: Tide""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163500 +0000" stop="20260915165848 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Amore Baciami"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Wife""   ""Aeon Flux: War""   ""The Specialists""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Bette Davis in 'Of Human Bondage'""   ""Winter Steele: Desperate Beauty""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165848 +0000" stop="20260915172134 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 1"" (open)   ""The Blockheads: Mall""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: To Officer with Love""   ""Gas Planet""   ""Smart Talk with Raisin""   ""The Dangwoods: Nightmare in Trailer City""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172134 +0000" stop="20260915174349 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Day of the Dead Guy"" (open)   ""Uncle Louie's Party""   ""Anyway""   ""Technological Threat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 2""   ""One Less Ant""   ""The Bill &amp; Willis Show""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174349 +0000" stop="20260915180606 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Strangers in Paradise"" (open)   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Nightwatchman""   ""Nietzsche Pops""   ""Beat Dedication""   ""Dr. X vs. Mr. Y""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 3""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Fast, Loud, Dumb and Proud""   ""Sound Asleep""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180606 +0000" stop="20260915182804 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie: Blind Date""   ""Genie Junkie""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 4""   ""Cat &amp; Mouse""   ""The Blockheads: TV""   ""The Chore""   ""Human Bomb""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182804 +0000" stop="20260915185004 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Krazy Teens U.S.A."" (open)   ""Rico &amp; Klein""   ""Honey Bunny""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 5""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Let's Go to the Stinkin' Movies""   ""Balloon Guy""   ""Sweat""   ""Green Beret""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185004 +0000" stop="20260915191152 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Medallion Love"" (open)   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Hill Bomb Skate Sniper""   ""Swine Cowboy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 6""   ""Autoguard 2000""   ""The Big City""   ""Beat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Invisible Man in 'Blind Love'""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191152 +0000" stop="20260915193335 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Addicted to Love"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: A Showery Scene""   ""Psychogram""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Grinning Evil Death""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Lea Press on Limbs""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Angel and the Bad Man""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sinead O' Conner""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193335 +0000" stop="20260915195931 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""John Denver"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Eat Crow""   ""Psychogram""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Psycho""   ""Rocky""   ""Footworks: Dog Flirting""   ""Dog Brain""   ""Dangerous Puppets""   ""Cut Up Camera""   ""Excerpt from Joy Street""   ""Weird""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120432 +0000" stop="20260915122836 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Wish - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Little Bear tells Mother Bear three wishes to prolong going to bed. They are: 1) flying on a cloud 2) being a Viking and 3) visiting a princess who has chocolate cake to share.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122836 +0000" stop="20260915123541 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Shadow - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Little Bear can't find anyone to play with -- until he discovers his shadow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123541 +0000" stop="20260915124246 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Grandmother's House - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Little Bear prepares for his trip to Grandmother's House by carefully packing jam, soup and cookies between pine boughs. As he meets his friends along the way his gifts are eaten. Grandmother Bear is excited to see Little Bear and is delighted by his present of pine boughs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124246 +0000" stop="20260915124951 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandfather Bear - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Grandfather Bear says there is no way Little Bear could make him tired. Little Bear leads Grandfather Bear exploring, up a tree, and rolling down a hill. After lunch Grandfather falls asleep and Little Bear soon follows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124951 +0000" stop="20260915125656 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Bear's Robin - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Grandmother Bear tells Little Bear the story of when Mother Bear had a robin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125656 +0000" stop="20260915130402 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Little Bear has invited his friends over to play but they must be quiet because Father Bear is reading the paper. Little Bear gets the hiccups and everyone tries to figure out a way to cure him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130402 +0000" stop="20260915131107 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date with Father Bear - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Father Bear have a date for an adventure. Little Bear tries to wait patiently for Father Bear to wake up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131107 +0000" stop="20260915131812 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pudding Hill - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Father Bear are going camping on the top of a hill. On the way they meet many new animals; birds, chipmunks and a moose!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131812 +0000" stop="20260915132517 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Mermaid - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear's family goes on a picnic by the lake, Little Bear meets a mermaid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132517 +0000" stop="20260915133222 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Flying Flapjacks - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his father surprise Mother Bear with a breakfast of Father's famous flying flapjacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133222 +0000" stop="20260915133927 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maracas - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When the Bear family cleans out the attic, Little Bear uncovers some of Mother Bear's old treasures, including a pair of maracas with a very colorful history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133927 +0000" stop="20260915134632 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Portrait - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends prepare for a family portrait by taking a lot of funny pictures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134632 +0000" stop="20260915135337 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's New Friend - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Little Bear meets Emily, a young girl, who is camping nearby. They share cookies as they take the shortcut to the campground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135337 +0000" stop="20260915140043 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily's Visit - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Emily comes to Little Bear's house where they pretend to be a witch and king.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140043 +0000" stop="20260915140748 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck, Baby Sitter - S01E28</title>
    <desc>As Duck is babysitting the ducklings, one wanders off. Little Bear and his friends work together to find the lost duckling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140748 +0000" stop="20260915141453 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Band - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends put together a band to play at Grandmother and Grandfather Bears' golden anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141453 +0000" stop="20260915142158 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hop Frog Pond - S01E30</title>
    <desc>At the end of the summer, Little Bear and his friends take one last dip in the pond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142158 +0000" stop="20260915142903 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Tired - S01E33</title>
    <desc>At Grandmother and Grandfather Bear's house, Little Bear tries to stay awake for his parent's arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142903 +0000" stop="20260915143608 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandfather's Attic - S01E34</title>
    <desc>While looking through Grandfather's things in the attic, Grandfather Bear and Little Bear pretend that they are in the circus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143608 +0000" stop="20260915144313 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Egg - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Emily find an egg in the woods and try to find the birds who lost it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144313 +0000" stop="20260915145018 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Owl's House - S01E36</title>
    <desc>At Owl's party for Emily, her doll breaks accidentally. She is fixed by Little Bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145018 +0000" stop="20260915145724 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rain Dance Play - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends perform a play about rain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145724 +0000" stop="20260915150429 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Friend, Little Bear - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Little Bear writes to Emily during the school year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150429 +0000" stop="20260915151134 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall Dream - S01E39</title>
    <desc>While raking leaves, Little Bear imagines playing with Emily and his friends throughout the seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151134 +0000" stop="20260915153537 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear Meets No Feet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While working in the garden with Mother Bear, Little Bear meets No Feet, a sweet snake with a friendly face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153537 +0000" stop="20260915155941 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Campout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Inspired by the tent made by a sheet drying on a clothesline, Little Bear cajoles Grandfather Bear into joining him for his first campout in the backyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155941 +0000" stop="20260915162344 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily's Balloon - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While celebrating Hen's birthday, Little Bear misses Emily and releases a balloon to go find her and tell her so.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162344 +0000" stop="20260915164748 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's Shortcut - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After picking berries for Mother Bear's pie, Little Bear and Owl take a shortcut of Cat's and get lost, but Cat saves the day by showing the way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164748 +0000" stop="20260915171153 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Bad Day - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Little Bear wakes up accident prone and discovers that the happy end to a bad day is falling asleep in bed with Mother Bear and Father Bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171153 +0000" stop="20260915173557 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Little Bear - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear finds an abandoned old boat and treasure map, he and his friends become Captain Little Bear and a pirate crew aboard "The Ladybug" and imagine themselves sailing off to a lost island in search of buried treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173557 +0000" stop="20260915180001 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building a House for Emily - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Anticipating Emily's arrival for the summer, Little Bear, Father Bear, and Grandfather Bear build Emily a log house with the help of Father Bear's brother -- Uncle Rusty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180001 +0000" stop="20260915182405 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Returns - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily and her eccentric Granny return with Granny's circus dog, Tutu, to live in the log cabin built by Little Bear and his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182405 +0000" stop="20260915184809 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Sherlock Bear - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A game of hide and seek becomes a whodunnit for Little Bear when Mother Bear's cherry pie baked for Father Bear's dinner disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184809 +0000" stop="20260915191214 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Tooth - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear's first tooth comes loose Little Bear's friends suggest ways to extract the tooth in order to speed the visit from the tooth fairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191214 +0000" stop="20260915193618 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Hood - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Granny is asked to tell a story one rainy afternoon she recruits Little Bear and the gang as actors for her retelling of "Little Red Riding Hood."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193618 +0000" stop="20260915200022 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear and the Cupcakes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear and Emily botch their first batch of cupcakes, Mother Bear makes another batch while telling how Little Bear inherited his love of cupcakes when he was still an unborn cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121738 +0000" stop="20260915124139 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Penguin's Ice Cream Adventure - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The team sees a train full of ice cream, which is driven by a Magellanic penguin, who wants to deliver all the ice cream to his best friend's birthday party. However, his train breaks down, so it is up to Rocket and the team to help Mr. Penguin deliver all the ice cream cars before the ice cream melts in the sun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124139 +0000" stop="20260915130539 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie, Get Your Microphone - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The team is in an opera house, where Annie is participating in a singing contest, in which the winner will receive a microphone as the grand prize. Their nemesis Big Jet is there and he wants to win the microphone, so he rips Annie's song into three pieces and throws them far away. Now, it is up to the team to retrieve the three pieces of Annie's song before it is her turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130539 +0000" stop="20260915132939 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure Behind the Little Red Door - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The team finds a treasure map and learn that the treasure is behind a little red door located in Hawaii. Then, Big Jet steals the map and it is up to the team to get to the little red door to find the treasure before Big Jet does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132939 +0000" stop="20260915135339 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Mystery Prize - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The team is in Japan, wanting to see what the secret mystery prize is in Mount Fuji. They know that they need the musical key to open it, though the key breaks into four pieces. Big Jet hears them and goes to find the four pieces of the key to open the prize. Now, it is up to the team to get the four pieces of the key to become one so that they can unlock the secret mystery prize before Big Jet does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135339 +0000" stop="20260915141739 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Snack Time - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The team is at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania, where Rocket is playing with the baby animals. Rocket has three buttons which allows him to transform into three animals: a giraffe, a monkey, and an elephant. When Rocket gives the hungry animals a basket full of animal food, Big Jet steals the basket so that he can eat all of them and it is up to the team to retrieve the treats from Big Jet before he devours them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141739 +0000" stop="20260915144140 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Schubert's Guessing Game - S02E26</title>
    <desc>At a carnival, Annie sees a game called the Great Schubert's guessing game. The game quizzes Annie on which of the four rides in the carnival (bumper cars, merry-go-round, slide, and roller coaster) is the Great Schubert's favorite, and the prize is a stuffed horse which is her favorite animal. The Great Schubert gives Annie three musical clues to know which is the right one, though a gust of wind blows them around the carnival, and it is up to the team to find all three before the game runs out of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144140 +0000" stop="20260915150540 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quincy and the Instrument Dinosaurs - S02E27</title>
    <desc>The team finds dinosaurs which look like instruments. They see a mother Piccolodactyl together with her baby, but they hear a very forte sound coming from a Bassasaurus rex (or B-rex for short), and the sound is so loud and scary, the baby Piccolodactyl flies far away and hides in a log. However, he is unaware that he is hiding near a volcano, so it is up to the team to bring Baby Piccolodactyl back to his mother before the volcano erupts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150540 +0000" stop="20260915151727 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Build It, Rocket! - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The team watches the Three Little Pigs build their own houses. The first one builds a house full of straw, the second one full of sticks, and the third one is building a brick house. Then, a big bad wolf comes in and blows the first two houses down easily. Now, it is up to the team to find a door, a roof, and bricks for the pigs to build a brick house before the Big Bad Wolf blows it down. Along the way, they must also not let the Big Bad Wolf make their mission harder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151727 +0000" stop="20260915154127 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melody and Me - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Leo shows his surprise ride to his music pet Melody: a hot air balloon ride, and Leo also sings his song to show that he and Melody will be together forever. Melody is happy to ride in the balloon, though a large gust of wind blows the balloon high in the air, which frightens her. Now, it is up to the team to rescue Melody before the balloon crashes into Cataract Canyon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154127 +0000" stop="20260915160527 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Monsters - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The team reads a story about some music monsters who became sad when they bumped to each other. Annie's favorite music monster is the little red one, because he sings his smile song to make her and the people smile and feel better until the Loch Ness Monster locks them up in a cage. Now, it is up to the team and the Little Red Music Monster to go to the lake to release them from the Loch Ness Monster's cage and make them (and the Loch Ness Monster) happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160527 +0000" stop="20260915162928 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Song of the Unicorn - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The team is at a museum, where they tell a story about a unicorn who is a great conductor. The animals initially do not know how to sing together, until the unicorn waves his baton to help them. Then, a mean queen who is envious of the unicorn puts a spell on him, turning him into a stone statue. The only way to break the spell is to make all the animals sing together, so it is up to the team to save the unicorn before all the leaves from the tree fall or the spell will be permanent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162928 +0000" stop="20260915165328 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Instrument Fairies - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Quincy tells a story about the instrument fairies, which have their own color magic, create beautiful colors, and make the aurora borealis; the trumpet fairy makes blue magic, the oboe fairy makes red magic, the flute fairy makes purple magic, the tuba fairy makes green magic, and the violin fairy makes yellow magic. A big snow storm blows the instrument fairies into a polar bear's cave. However, the Violin Fairy (the smallest one) manages to escape the cave through the key hole, and it is up to the team and the Violin Fairy to head to Lapland and rescue the other instrument fairies before the polar bear arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165328 +0000" stop="20260915171728 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silly Sock Saves the Circus - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Leo has a silly sock with silly pictures: a pizza, bananas, and a little fish. The sock also sings a silly song which makes his friends laugh. There is going to be a silly clothes circus and the other clothes are to participate in. Silly Sock wants to join in the circus, but they know that it will start today, so it is up to the team to bring Silly Sock to the circus in Paris, France before it starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171728 +0000" stop="20260915174128 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Team! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>The team is in the king's castle showing their special skills, which impresses the king. The king shows them his treasure, though a dragon steals his treasure chest and it is up to the team to work together to retrieve the king's treasure chest from the dragon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174128 +0000" stop="20260915180529 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Robot from Outer Space - S02E35</title>
    <desc>June sees a music robot in outer space from her telescope. A meteor shower heads straight to his home, Planet Robot, so Music Robot sweeps all the rocks, but one of them hits him in the stomach, causing his three flying batteries to fly out. Now, it is up to the team to find Music Robot's three batteries so that he can fly back home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180529 +0000" stop="20260915182929 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show and Tell - S02E36</title>
    <desc>The team goes to school, bringing their favorite things for show and tell: Leo has his baton, Annie has her microphone, June has her ballet slippers, and Quincy has his instruments. However, Big Jet steals all their favorite things, and it is up to the team to retrieve them from Big Jet before school starts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182929 +0000" stop="20260915185329 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Truck Rocket - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The team play as firefighters and Rocket becomes a fire truck. He has three rescue buttons: a ladder, a spreader, and a hose. They notice a big smoke far away which is coming from an erupting volcano in Java, Indonesia. Rocket uses his musical siren to warn all the animals to move clear out of the volcano, but a proboscis monkey gets his tail stuck between two tree branches and is trapped near the volcano. Thus, it will be up to the team to save the proboscis monkey before a volcanic eruption occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185329 +0000" stop="20260915191730 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket the Bug - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Rocket plays with baby bugs and has bug powers: spider, grub worm, and lightning bug. A rain cloud is coming and Rocket gives the bugs a house to stay dry, but the Big Bad Wolf has a cold and accidentally sneezes the house to New Zealand. Now, it is up to the team to get the house back before the rain cloud reaches the bugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191730 +0000" stop="20260915194130 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Elephant's Big Parade - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The team is in India, where Leo wins an egg. Inside the egg is a little elephant and there will be an elephant big parade. However, Little Elephant is too small to enter, because she must be at least ten feet tall to enter the parade. For her to grow taller, the team tries to feed her three magic peanuts, though they start magically bouncing away, and it is up to the team to find the three peanuts that are needed to feed Little Elephant before the parade starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122043 +0000" stop="20260915124342 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship - S01E01</title>
    <desc>"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow asks the pint-sized panel for help with clashing commitments. Conflicted Jake can't find the words to tell the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124342 +0000" stop="20260915130750 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The kids dish advice on a marriage proposal and mending a broken heart, then help Candace Cameron Bure of "Fuller House" plan a big surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130750 +0000" stop="20260915133118 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tony Hale of "Arrested Development" and his wife can't agree when it comes to TV. The kids also help a harried couple find some alone time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133118 +0000" stop="20260915135422 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenting - S01E04</title>
    <desc>DJ Khaled hates flying -- can the kids help him conquer his fears? Other problems include a messy tween and a kid who won't stay in his own bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135422 +0000" stop="20260915141654 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>David can't deal with his roommate's mother, and Laurie knows no one listens to her. Brittany Snow of "Pitch Perfect" can't stop procrastinating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141654 +0000" stop="20260915144330 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#Selfcare - S01E06</title>
    <desc>SOS! Derek Hough of "Dancing With the Stars" isn't getting enough sleep. Other guests struggle with showering -- and smelling a friend's bad breath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144330 +0000" stop="20260915150440 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mogul Mark Cuban seeks advice on dealing with his teenage daughter's suitors, and a coif-challenged guy who lives with his parents needs romantic help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150440 +0000" stop="20260915152738 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Communication - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Wanda Sykes wants to know how to tell the truth without hurting someone's feelings, while handsome Ben fears people can't understand his French accent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152738 +0000" stop="20260915155236 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tech - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A phone addict solicits ideas for breaking his habit, and "Stranger Things" star Finn Wolfhard gets tips on dealing with a pal's lame text excuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155236 +0000" stop="20260915161734 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the pranks pulled by her "Empire" co-star, Taraji P. Henson asks for suggestions on payback. The kids also offer financial advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161734 +0000" stop="20260915164236 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164236 +0000" stop="20260915171142 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171142 +0000" stop="20260915173442 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship - S01E01</title>
    <desc>"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow asks the pint-sized panel for help with clashing commitments. Conflicted Jake can't find the words to tell the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173442 +0000" stop="20260915175850 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The kids dish advice on a marriage proposal and mending a broken heart, then help Candace Cameron Bure of "Fuller House" plan a big surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175850 +0000" stop="20260915182218 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tony Hale of "Arrested Development" and his wife can't agree when it comes to TV. The kids also help a harried couple find some alone time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182218 +0000" stop="20260915184522 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenting - S01E04</title>
    <desc>DJ Khaled hates flying -- can the kids help him conquer his fears? Other problems include a messy tween and a kid who won't stay in his own bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184522 +0000" stop="20260915190753 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>David can't deal with his roommate's mother, and Laurie knows no one listens to her. Brittany Snow of "Pitch Perfect" can't stop procrastinating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190753 +0000" stop="20260915193429 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#Selfcare - S01E06</title>
    <desc>SOS! Derek Hough of "Dancing With the Stars" isn't getting enough sleep. Other guests struggle with showering -- and smelling a friend's bad breath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193429 +0000" stop="20260915195539 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mogul Mark Cuban seeks advice on dealing with his teenage daughter's suitors, and a coif-challenged guy who lives with his parents needs romantic help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124822 +0000" stop="20260915133701 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Home - S02E22</title>
    <desc>After a tornado ruins his crop, Charles decides to sell the land and return to the Big Woods of Wisconsin without consulting his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133701 +0000" stop="20260915142533 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collection - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Reverend Alden gets sick while collecting donations. Caleb Hodgekiss, an ex-convict, helps the Reverend by giving him a place to stay and volunteering to get the donations from Walnut Grove. Caleb poses as a friend of the Reverend so that he might get donations which he initially planned to keep for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142533 +0000" stop="20260915151405 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunny - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nellie falls off of Bunny and pretends to be paralyzed. Mrs. Oleson blames Laura for this and wants to destroy Bunny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151405 +0000" stop="20260915160236 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Laura and her horse, Bunny, are picked to win at the horse race in town. Since Mrs. Oleson doesn't want Laura to win, she buys a great thoroughbred for Nellie to ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160236 +0000" stop="20260915165105 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Girl Lost - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Carrie, having tagged along on Laura and Mary's classroom assignment, falls down a mine shaft, providing an alcoholic ex-miner a chance at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165105 +0000" stop="20260915173929 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster of Walnut Grove - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Laura's imagination runs wild on Halloween when she thinks she sees Nels cut off Mrs Oleson's head. Laura tells Nellie and Willie what she saw. Since the Oleson kids know that their mother is really out of town, they decide to scare Laura a little bit more. Everything is straightened up when Mrs. Oleson comes back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173929 +0000" stop="20260915182757 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey in the Spring (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Charles' father, Lansford Ingalls, doesn't want to live after his wife dies. Charles brings his father to Walnut Grove to help him out. When Laura's horse gets hurt, she blames her grandpa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182757 +0000" stop="20260915191626 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey in the Spring (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lansford leaves because he feels really bad. Once Laura realizes that her grandpa wasn't to blame for the accident, she looks for Lansford and convinces him to come back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120800 +0000" stop="20260915121913 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a New Bedroom - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The princess never wins at hide-and-seek, until she finds a hidden room in the castle...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121913 +0000" stop="20260915123026 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want Your Tiara - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123026 +0000" stop="20260915124139 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to be Famous - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Princess wants to become famous so that she can have a statue made in her honour, just like her Great Uncle Walter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124139 +0000" stop="20260915125252 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Sleepover - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Princess and Algie are having a sleepover at the castle, but Princess is much too excited to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125252 +0000" stop="20260915130405 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Ice Skate - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is learning to ice skate, but it's not easy and she's tempted to give up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130405 +0000" stop="20260915131518 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Penpal - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Princess wants to receive a letter in the post, but she needs to find someone to write to her first. How will she find herself a pen pal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131518 +0000" stop="20260915132632 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Go Kart - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Little Princess and Great Uncle Walter have teamed up for the castle go kart race. Which member of the household will reach the finishing line first in their go kart?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132632 +0000" stop="20260915133745 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Mustn't be Bossy - S03E34</title>
    <desc>The princess has opened a cafe with Algie as her waiter, but running a cafe needs lots of organisation - and Algie does not like being told what to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133745 +0000" stop="20260915134858 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Stick Insect - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Princess is looking after Sticky, Great Uncle Walter's stick insect. But Sticky does not always stay where he is supposed to...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134858 +0000" stop="20260915140002 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilbot - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Professor builds Princess a robot, which becomes her new favourite toy, but she soon comes to realise there are some things a robot cannot do that a teddy can.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140002 +0000" stop="20260915141108 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Know What to Be - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Little Princess can't decide what she wants to be when she grows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141108 +0000" stop="20260915142214 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want Help - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The youngster gets fed up with people doing things for her so she resolves to prove she can fend for herself</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142214 +0000" stop="20260915143320 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Go to Bed - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The youngster decides she is not ready for bed and wants to stay up later</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143320 +0000" stop="20260915144427 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Whistle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The heroine discovers she is the only one in the kingdom who cannot whistle</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144427 +0000" stop="20260915145533 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Tooth - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset when one of her teeth falls out before she has to pose for a family photograph</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145533 +0000" stop="20260915150639 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Dummy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The youngster does not want to give up her dummy and wonders why it keeps disappearing</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150639 +0000" stop="20260915151745 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want a Bath - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The youngster does her best to avoid having a bath. Animation, with the voice of Jane Horrocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151745 +0000" stop="20260915152851 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Didn't Do It - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The youngster gets into trouble, but thinks she should let Scruff take the blame for her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152851 +0000" stop="20260915153957 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Voice Back - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The princess loses her voice and has to find new ways to make herself heard</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153957 +0000" stop="20260915155104 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Comb My Hair - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides not to brush her hair, and discovers combing other people's is more fun</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155104 +0000" stop="20260915160210 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like Salad - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The youngster grows a tomato plant - and is horrified at the idea of anyone eating it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160210 +0000" stop="20260915161316 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Do Magic - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Little Princess learns magic tricks but gets shocked when the magic works too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161316 +0000" stop="20260915162422 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Tidy Up - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is fed up with having to tidy away her toys. The King and Queen agree she can leave her room messy if she wants, but as the clutter builds, teddy bear Gilbert goes missing...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162422 +0000" stop="20260915163528 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Trumpet - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A music box arrives at the castle, prompting the Princess to learn to play an instrument</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163528 +0000" stop="20260915164635 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Share - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The heroine takes a splash in her new paddling pool on a hot day, and is soon joined by the entire household</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164635 +0000" stop="20260915165741 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like Worms - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The fun of playing in the mud ends when a worm is discovered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165741 +0000" stop="20260915170847 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't Remember - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The forgetful princess keeps losing things her friends have lent her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170847 +0000" stop="20260915171953 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Wrong with Gilbert? - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset when her teddy's leg falls off, and becomes too frightened to play with him in case he breaks again</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171953 +0000" stop="20260915173059 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want A Tent - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The heroine tries to find the perfect place to pitch a tent</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173059 +0000" stop="20260915174205 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want a Cold - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is not happy about getting a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174205 +0000" stop="20260915175312 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Win - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The youngster resolves to win all the games she plays</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175312 +0000" stop="20260915180418 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid's Day Off? - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides to take over Maid's responsibilities when she has a day off</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180418 +0000" stop="20260915181524 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep It - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The heroine spots a tadpole in her glass of water</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181524 +0000" stop="20260915182630 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want To Cook - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The youngster fancies herself as a chef and decides to bake the General a birthday cake</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182630 +0000" stop="20260915183736 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like Autumn - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides she wants to stop autumn from happening</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183736 +0000" stop="20260915184842 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want Nits - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The youngster is unhappy to discover she has nits and the rest of the household are keeping out of her way</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184842 +0000" stop="20260915185949 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My New Shoes - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The heroine's new shoes soon lose their sparkle when she goes out to play</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185949 +0000" stop="20260915191055 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Snail - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset when her pet snail dies, and decides to organise a proper funeral</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191055 +0000" stop="20260915192201 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>But They're Mine - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset to discover she cannot fit into her favourite clothes any more. Julian Clary narrates</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192201 +0000" stop="20260915193307 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Sledge - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Little Princess wants a brand new shiny sledge to play on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193307 +0000" stop="20260915194423 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Shop - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Little Princess decides to set up her own shop. She searches the castle, finding all sorts of interesting things to sell, and soon has lots of happy customers. But it isn't long before everyone realises they've bought things that ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194423 +0000" stop="20260915195539 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Sports Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Princess is unhappy when she is put in a team with Scruff and the Admiral on the castle's sports day</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122222 +0000" stop="20260915124603 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scavenger Hunt (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Contestants continue to put themselves in danger, private property continues to go missing, and Hobo keeps dashing across town trying to right the wrongs done in the name of competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124603 +0000" stop="20260915130944 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Sight - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hobo gives guidance to a dejected, newly blinded equestrian rider.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130944 +0000" stop="20260915133323 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trucker - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A shipper with a reputation for dirty dealing pressures a desperate trucker into working for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133323 +0000" stop="20260915135703 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born To Run - S05E06</title>
    <desc>A race dog contending for a national championship is stolen by a rival's owner. The Hobo trails the thief to his home, but must outwit a large dog and a human, who is armed with a gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135703 +0000" stop="20260915142045 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tempest Probe - S05E07</title>
    <desc>An eccentric criminal mastermind uses high-tech gadgets and a dog to perform heists. When he has designs on a military laser, the Hobo sabotages the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142045 +0000" stop="20260915144425 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lumberjacks - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A bookie tries to fix a lumberjack competition using extreme methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144425 +0000" stop="20260915150803 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passage - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The Hobo waivers between confounding a hunter who is being paid a large sum a money to catch a falcon and helping him when he gets into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150803 +0000" stop="20260915153143 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sartech (1) - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The Hobo discovers a small aircraft crashed in a forest in the wilderness. All passengers and crew survive the crash, but some are seriously wounded and the radio doesn't work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153143 +0000" stop="20260915155521 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sartech (2) - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Search and rescue is dispatched, but without a working emergency transmitter, the plane is difficult to find. Some of the more seriously injured passengers' conditions worsen and another turns out to be a diabetic, short on insulin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155521 +0000" stop="20260915161900 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragonslayer - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Four kids play a Dark Ages fantasy game and Hobo acts as a spirit guide, protecting them from real dangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161900 +0000" stop="20260915164244 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Genesis Tapes (1) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>A TV reporter and a cryptozoologist discover the hobo when researching archival footage of his many adventures and seek to trap him. But since the prevailing assumption is that there are many dogs of his kind, there is talk of dissecting him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164244 +0000" stop="20260915170627 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Genesis Tapes (2) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Hobo continues to amaze the ambitious humans who are stalking him and must use all of his super-canine cunning not only to evade capture, but also to keep his secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170627 +0000" stop="20260915173006 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Station - S05E15</title>
    <desc>An archaeologist is clandestinely digging for human remains in a subway station, when he is unfairly mixed up in a theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173006 +0000" stop="20260915175346 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indian Summer - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Hobo and a group of seniors match wits with the corrupt and abusive staff at a retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175346 +0000" stop="20260915181731 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Applejack - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Two bootleggers working at an orchard steal their employers apples and make alcohol with them. When they setup an honest colleague, who is short on English, the Hobo moves to expose the entire operation and the crooked employees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181731 +0000" stop="20260915184114 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep in Wolf's Clothing - S05E18</title>
    <desc>A marauding wolf is killing sheep and threatening the family that owns them. Hobo tries to defend both, but is believed to be the danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184114 +0000" stop="20260915190452 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Best - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Hobo lends moral support to a boy in a new school who wants to try out for the track team but is rejected by his new peers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190452 +0000" stop="20260915192830 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Monkeys of Bah Roghar (1) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Priceless statuettes are disappearing from the hotel in which they are on display, and it falls to Hobo to expose who among several colorful characters are responsible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192830 +0000" stop="20260915195209 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Monkeys of Bah Roghar (2) - S06E03</title>
    <desc>All of the statuettes disappear and the Hobo works with one of the hotel's more scrupulous staffers to solve the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121743 +0000" stop="20260915123947 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blythe's Crush - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Blythe follows a psychic's advice and tries to return a set of keys to someone she has a crush on. Before long, the pets fear that she and Zoe are missing, so they seek the help of a heroic parrot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123947 +0000" stop="20260915130150 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Dumbwaiter - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Penny Ling leads a rescue mission to save Blythe and some pets that are stuck in the dumbwaiter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130150 +0000" stop="20260915132353 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eve of Destruction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Blythe fills in for Mrs. Twombly and runs the pet shop, which proves challenging because of Zoe's rivalry with a fellow dog model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132353 +0000" stop="20260915134556 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Books and Covers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A visiting Siamese cat is suspected of being a spy; Blythe has the Biskit twins join her math team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134556 +0000" stop="20260915140759 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So You Skink You Can Dance - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Blythe visits Hollywood with her dad and Vinnie. While there, she is mistaken for a substitute on a dance show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140759 +0000" stop="20260915143002 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Mongoose! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sunil is mistaken for a movie star while visiting a film set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143002 +0000" stop="20260915145205 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Russell gets lost after stowing away inside Blythe's new backpack; Zoe has a crush on another dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145205 +0000" stop="20260915151408 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topped with Buttercream - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The pets get stuck in the pantry of a nearby sweet shop and indulge in too many sugary treats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151408 +0000" stop="20260915153611 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet (Truck) Ride - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Blythe is blamed for a mishap with the catering truck and the pets want to prove she's not at fault, so they stage a reenactment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153611 +0000" stop="20260915155813 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter Dad - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Blythe and her father spend the day together. Elsewhere, Minka works hard to befriend a reclusive turtle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155813 +0000" stop="20260915162016 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's in the Batter? - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Blythe loses her special necklace in some cupcake batter and turns to the pets to help her find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162016 +0000" stop="20260915164219 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Did You Say? - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Vinnie goes on an unplanned trip to the city dump and the pets seek help for him from Blythe, who suddenly has trouble communicating with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164219 +0000" stop="20260915170422 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakers and Fakers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A cake-baking contest is held at school, and the Biskit twins plan on cheating, so the pets try to sabotage their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170422 +0000" stop="20260915172626 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terriers and Tiaras - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Blythe is wary about appearing on a reality show with Zoe, but she agrees to it, and an ugly side of her emerges during the competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172626 +0000" stop="20260915174830 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lotsa Luck - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Pepper seeks approval from her comedy idol when he stops by the pet shop. Elsewhere, Blythe uncovers Mrs. Twombly's hidden past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174830 +0000" stop="20260915181033 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door-Jammed - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Blythe and Whittany get trapped in a bathroom at the Biskit mansion; the pets suspect that there is a werewolf among them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181033 +0000" stop="20260915183236 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenemies - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Zoe and Pepper act like rivals while organizing a party for Penny Ling. Elsewhere, Vinnie's dancing skills improve after he loses his tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183236 +0000" stop="20260915185440 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blythe's Pet Project - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A friendly squirrel starts hanging out at the pet shop around the same time some items go missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185440 +0000" stop="20260915191643 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summertime Blues (1) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Blythe gets into a summer fashion program, but she worries because it means going away and leaving her pet pals and her family for awhile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191643 +0000" stop="20260915193847 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Blythe (2) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The pets devise a plan to visit Blythe at fashion camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140815 +0000" stop="20260915161726 +0000" channel="C1124.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 03.16.18 - S02E41</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161726 +0000" stop="20260915182638 +0000" channel="C1124.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 03.17.18 - S02E42</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122126 +0000" stop="20260915124343 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown That Roared - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Synclaire lands a job as a clown sidekick on a popular television show, thanks to Kyle's business ties to the producer. She is appalled to discover that her new boss is a 12-year-old tyrant, and tries to teach him some respect. This leads to an embarrassing on-air tirade against the boy. In the meantime, Overton continues to battle his clown phobia, with limited success. Khadijah accuses Regine of stealing her grandma's recipe for raisin cookies to win a baking contest, and each shares her slightly biased version of the events with Overton. They later discover that Max's sloppiness is to blame for the misunderstanding, but refuse to apologize to each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124343 +0000" stop="20260915130559 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S04E15</title>
    <desc>As Khadijah prepares to accept an award for her work at Flavor, the group recalls a time when Flavor was just a dream; Max lived with Khadijah and Regine (until she and Regine tried to kill each other); and Regine dated Kyle and his Afro. They later reminisce about Synclaire's arrival from Minnesota (along with Crispus Attucks, her seven-foot high troll doll); and her first meeting with Overton, who immediately told Kyle that he had just met the mother of his children. Synclaire is shocked to learn that she was on the verge of being thrown out--until she hit Kareem Abdul-Jabbar with the car and landed Flavor's first cover story. Despite mishaps with the cheap limo service hired by Synclaire and a broken subway car, they are able to make the ceremony, where Khadijah accepts her award and thanks her friends for their support. Meanwhile, Max admits that she has gone so long without a date that Kyle is starting to seem desirable. ""Maybe you're just starting to see straight,"" he replies.
Mu</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130559 +0000" stop="20260915132816 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Solo Mio - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Kyle is appointed the church's new choir director. He gives in to Regine's pleading and awards her the solo in the performance honoring the church's 50th anniversary. When he discovers that she can't sing a note, Kyle decides to save Regine from public humiliation and give the solo to the talented Latrice. After a distraught Regine throws a fit and continually disrupts rehearsal, Latrice returns the solo. Overton and Synclaire force Regine to face the truth about her singing, and she rehearses all night in the hopes of improving. She comes down with laryngitis, Kyle and Latrice take over her part, and the performance goes off without a hitch. Meanwhile, Khadijah is wary of the reactions of her fellow parishioners when she attends church for the first time in two years.
Music: ""There Is No Failure,"" performed by T.C. Carson and CeCe Winans with choir</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132816 +0000" stop="20260915135032 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing House - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Kyle and Max lie about out-of-town trips and sneak off to a hotel for the weekend. They insist, however, that they are not getting back together. Although their claim that there will be no romance involved in the weekend is obviously a crock, Kyle and Max eventually get into one too many arguments and head their separate ways--but not before setting up another rendezvous. After realizing that Max's and Kyle's alibis are shaky, Regine becomes determined to prove that they are together. It is Khadijah who is able to track them down and warn Max. She suggests that Max actually cares about Kyle, but her friend won't admit to this. Meanwhile, Overton and Synclaire take advantage of Kyle's absence to set up housekeeping in the apartment. They briefly worry that their constant fighting might be a sign that they aren't ready to get married, but conclude that disagreements occur in all relationships.
Tag: Detective Regine cannot quite crack the case.
Music: ""Reasons"" by Earth, Wind &amp; Fire</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135032 +0000" stop="20260915141248 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing Out Sisters - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After realizing that their busy schedules have caused them to miss out on important events in each other's lives, the girls decide to go out together on Saturday night. They are immediately hit on at the cafe, and the owner ejects Max for heckling a stand-up act. Regine leads them to a gay bar, where they are surprised to find Russell tending bar (he loves the tips). Khadijah beats a fierce drag queen named Hank at arcade basketball (by cheating); Max is mistaken for a man; Synclaire helps a man get over the handyman who dumped him; and Regine dances with Russell and almost admits to enjoying herself. Meanwhile, Kyle and Overton nearly get into a fistfight when Overton learns that Kyle's boss and his nephews didn't pay the cover charge for their pay-per-view boxing party. After getting sick from the pork rinds, hitting his head on the toilet, and being trampled by partygoers, Jeffrey declares that he had a great time and gives Kyle a big account.
Music: ""Opportunity (Let's Make Lots of</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141248 +0000" stop="20260915143504 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Savings Time - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Kyle and Max's attempts to sneak around are complicated when Overton takes a second job as a handyman in her building. She is evicted after he inadvertently exposes her illegal satellite dish to the landlord. She lays the blame on Overton, and storms out. Overton orders Kyle to come out of the bedroom to discuss the situation, but Kyle doesn't feel much like defending Max. Khadijah shows Max the error of her ways and convinces her to apologize. Overton hatches a scheme to trick the landlord into giving Max her apartment back. Regine, Synclaire and Khadijah hire a housekeeper, but he nearly quits when Synclaire's enthusiastic efforts to help out leave him feeling inadequate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143504 +0000" stop="20260915145719 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living Single Undercover - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Max enlists Khadijah's help in exposing an embezzlement scheme at City Hall. Ty Richardson, Flavor's cocky new reporter, demands the story, but is arrested in a barroom brawl. With the deadline approaching, Khadijah and Max decide to handle things themselves. They break into the office of a woman who had taken a suspicious vacation, and discover that she has created phony computer records. Ty shows up at the office with a completed story, and explains that his arrest was staged so that he could get to the guilty party's jailed partner. Khadijah forces him to agree to a collaborative story. When Overton still cannot accept the Cleveland Browns' move to Baltimore, Synclaire talks with Jim Brown at a sports card show and brings him to the apartment. Jim tells Overton to get over it and move on with his life with Synclaire, and gives him copies of his movies. Meanwhile, Regine insists that her date isn't the loser he appears to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145719 +0000" stop="20260915151934 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Degree of Separation - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Overton and Synclaire's engagement party is marred when her bickering parents announce that they have separated. When Synclaire begins to express doubts about her own union, Overton forces the Jameses to talk things out. Lilah reveals that she has tired of her husband's constant wisecracks. She has not revealed her desire to become a lounge singer because she fears Clinton's ridicule. He agrees to support her dream, and they realize that their problems are manageable. Regine tries to use the party as a trap to prove that Max and Kyle are seeing each other. Max suggests that they bring phony dates to throw off Regine; but is distressed when Kyle flies a model friend in from Los Angeles for the evening, while she is stuck with the perpetually boring Teddy. Max finally takes Kyle to the kitchen and confesses that she is seething with jealousy. Kyle pressures her into admitting that she likes him, and she is on the verge of making a more significant admission when Regine bursts in. Max pre</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151934 +0000" stop="20260915154149 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Good to Screw - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Kyle learns that his visiting brother Damon is about to undertake a long voyage to Africa. He is incensed when Damon remarks that he also might be interested in becoming a handyman. He simultaneously offends both Damon and Overton, who strips him of best man duties. Damon points out that Kyle spends too much time working to enjoy life. After being teased about Max, Kyle agrees to stay out of Damon's business. He apologizes to Overton, and makes it up to him by flying in both his old shop teacher and Uncle Tibby for the bachelor party. Regine is furious when Max and Khadijah ask her high school rival, Ava Rivera, to help them organize Synclaire's bachelorette party. Ava lands Madonna's penthouse for the party, but Synclaire is upset when everyone pays more attention to the house than to her. Regine shifts the focus of the party back to Synclaire. When Madonna returns, Ava reveals that she doesn't have permission to use the house, and the girls crash Overton's party.
Music: ""Don't Waste</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154149 +0000" stop="20260915160405 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa was a Rolling Stone - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Khadijah is annoyed when her estranged father comes to town for Synclaire's wedding. She has dinner with her parents for Mother's Day but is hardly cordial. When she learns that Laverne saw her parents take off in a limo to Atlantic City, Khadijah chases after them. Rita assures her that she and Ed are only attending a Smokey Robinson concert. Ed tracks down Khadijah at the slot machines and admits that he has made many mistakes in their relationship. However, it is important that Khadijah remain part of his life, as she is the only thing that truly brings him pride. He apologizes for not having a greater role in her development. Khadijah wins the jackpot with Ed's coin. Max threatens to harm Overton if he tells anyone about her affair with Kyle. Synclaire realizes he is keeping a secret. When Regine can't get Overton to crack, Synclaire confronts him. He tells her about Max and Kyle, but she isn't surprised; she has the room below Kyle's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160405 +0000" stop="20260915162620 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Can Say Goodbye - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As the girls reminisce in Synclaire's room the night before the wedding, a drunken Regine laments the fact that she hasn't been able to find a man. After Regine staggers off to bed, Max announces her intention to go buy some beer; but Khadijah and Synclaire are well aware of what she really wants. A defensive Max refuses to admit that her relationship with Kyle is serious. She meets him on the fire escape, where he shares the news that he has been offered the chance to head up a new office in London. She pretends to be unmoved, and claims that she is considering a partnership in Philadelphia. The next day, Khadijah fears that she and Synclaire will grow apart after she is married, until her cousin reminds her that she will still be in the building. Overton feels the effects of going 24 hours without food and faints. Regine is depressed when Russell shows up with a beautiful woman; and Max makes her feel even worse when she tells her that she was seeing Kyle, and that only Regine didn't</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162620 +0000" stop="20260915164840 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Don't Live Here Anymore (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Kyle purchases a one-way ticket for Max in the hopes of persuading her to move to London with him. Max is furious that Kyle will not stay in New York for her, and accuses him of attempting to turn her into a housewife. Overcome with frustration, she trashes her friends' apartment; but later receives counsel from Khadijah and a surprisingly sympathetic Regine. Khadijah rejects Regine's snooty roommate candidate; then recruits Tripp Williams, an aspiring songwriter who has just been booted from Russell's apartment. Regine reluctantly allows him to move in on a trial basis, after initially claiming that having a male roommate would be a disaster because he would surely fall in love with her. A pushy activities director disrupts Overton and Synclaire's honeymoon cruise. After wandering off during a luau, the newlyweds discover that they have been left stranded on a deserted island.
Tag: Latifah can't get her line out in kitchen scene with Kim F.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164840 +0000" stop="20260915171058 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Don't Live Here Anymore (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Overton and Synclaire begin bickering about their predicament. They realize that much of their fear is the result of their anxiety about marriage, and vow to work together to overcome their doubts. A helicopter finally rescues the couple. The cruise director tries to force them to foot the bill, but Synclaire tells her off. Tripp quickly wins the affection of Khadijah and Max, but can't seem to do right by Regine. She attempts to break up his football-viewing party, but changes her tune when R&amp;B singer Montell Jordan arrives. Although Khadijah warns that they are making a mistake, Kyle and Max refuse to re-consider their positions about his move to London. Khadijah drives Kyle to the airport, where they sadly say their good-byes. Max arrives at the last moment, and she and Kyle challenge one another to back down. As Kyle heads toward the gate, Max forlornly asks him for one last kiss. After a passionate kiss, Kyle departs, leaving a tearful Khadijah and Max to console one another. At t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171058 +0000" stop="20260915173317 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Anxiety - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Suns come to town, and Max convinces Khadijah to visit the team's locker room and ask out Cedric Ceballos, with whom she has often flirted during interviews. Khadijah becomes so nervous over the date that she gets a splitting headache. Max tries to get her some aspirin, but accidentally gives her four herbal tranquilizers. (Regine had a supply so that she could give half a tablet to nervous brides.) Khadijah goes completely loopy at the restaurant, and refuses Max and Regine's attempts to help her. When they try to explain to Cedric, they are called groupies and thrown out. Tripp does not endear himself to the girls with his candor about Khadijah's situation. An old man comes by Overton and Synclaire's new apartment in the hopes of finding the old tenant, Mrs. Porchnik. Overton and Synclaire are afraid to break his heart by telling him that she has died. Max later tells him the truth (quite callously), and the man explains that Mrs. Porchnik owed him 500 dollars from a poke</desc>
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    <title>Reconcilable Differences - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Synclaire begins spending most of her evenings at rehearsals, leaving Overton feeling neglected. After she blows off the romantic dinner he had prepared, he goes out to a gambling club with Russell and Tripp. When Overton loses the money the couple had set aside for a new bed, a furious Synclaire forces him to sleep on the couch. Khadijah forces her to realize that she had been too hard on Overton, so Synclaire apologizes and skips a rehearsal to spend time with her husband. Overton surprises Synclaire by having a new bed delivered. (He had sold his favorite leather jacket to pay for it.) Regine's new relationship is complicated by the man's devotion to his dog, which he won't even keep out of the bedroom. Regine finally breaks up with him when it becomes apparent that he prefers the dog's company to hers. Regine, unaware of the potential harm, feeds the dog a chocolate treat. The dog is hospitalized with chocolate poisoning, but ends up pulling through.
Music: ""Gamin'"" by Deborah Will</desc>
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    <title>The Best Laid Plans - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Max plans on making a play for her old law school professor and mentor, Clayton Simmons, who is in town to give a lecture. She organizes a law discussion party at the girls' apartment. Khadijah confesses to Synclaire that she once spent the night with Clayton, but can't bring herself to tell Max. At the party, Clayton acts as though he doesn't remember Khadijah. An offended Khadijah takes him into the kitchen. He explains that he does remember her, but didn't say anything in case she hadn't told Max. Max overhears their conversation through an open window, and is very upset. Clayton explains that he cannot date his students, but says that he is proud of her. Max is exasperated by Khadijah's tendency to keep secrets, but forgives her. Regine is outraged when Tripp lets the woman he is entertaining wear Regine's bathrobe and use her bubble bath. She also cuts his soap-on-a-rope because it is not appropriate for a ""diva's bathroom."" Tripp embarrasses catererer Regine by showing up for the</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181757 +0000" stop="20260915184031 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up the Ladder Through the Roof - S05E06</title>
    <desc>After Overton and Synclaire bring a pile of classic '60s records home from a garage sale, everyone (including Russell) annoys Khadijah by playing loud music and dancing while she is trying to work. She retreats into the hallway and falls asleep on the stairs. She dreams that she is Flo, a member of a pop group called the Flavorettes. The other members are Maxy (Max), the brassy lead singer and founder; Cynthia (Synclaire) a militant woman with ties to the Black Panthers; and Regina (Regine) a woman who cares little for glamour and is hopelessly devoted to their manager Rupert (Russell, no accent). At Flo's urging, they take a gig at a club run by her boyfriend Sonny (Tripp). When Maxy trips over a microphone cord during the performance, Flo takes over the lead. Suave producer O.W. Jones (Overton) is very impressed, and takes the group under his wing--with Flo as lead singer. The others are angry that Flo is being groomed for stardom, but agree to perform at the Apollo. Flo is momentari</desc>
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    <title>He's the One - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Regine interviews for a job coordinating a charity event for handsome entrepreneur Dexter Knight. She is stunned to find herself dropping all pretenses and being completely honest with Dexter. Regine believes that she may be hearing wedding bells soon, but comes down to earth when she realizes she can't make the budget for the party. She is forced to cut corners to pull off the event. Khadijah and Max go to the party, using passes from the public defender's office. Several old men hit on Khadijah because she reminds them of a young Pearl Bailey. She later leaves with New York Jets wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson. When Max knocks a glass of wine off a tray, Regine dives in front of Dexter and absorbs the damage. She confesses her budget problems, and admits she is trying to impress him. He kisses her. When everyone gets on Max's case about not giving Overton and Synclaire a wedding gift, she presents them with a blank check. However, she lays a guilt trip on them by saying she will donat</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190251 +0000" stop="20260915192525 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and a Buckeye - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Overton receives tickets to the Ohio State-Michigan football game, as his uncle Smoke Eye's son is the Buckeyes' quarterback. Synclaire refuses to go, and Khadijah is unable to come along because Regine needs her to help break the news to her mother that she is moving in with Dexter. Overton decides to take Tripp. When Regine rejects Russell's desperate marriage proposal, he asks to come along to take his mind off his troubles. He drives the guys in a run-down van. They pick up a beautiful hitchhiker, only to learn from the radio that she is a robbery suspect. While she is sleeping, the guys pull over and step outside to discuss what to do. The woman steals the van. By the time the guys make it to the police station, the hitchhiker has been caught. A policeman drives Overton and Tripp to the end of the game. Tripp has the Michigan shirt ripped off his back, and Overton's cousin leads OSU to a comeback victory. Laverne is surprisingly calm upon learning Regine's news, but fears Dexter w</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192525 +0000" stop="20260915194745 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive Us Our Trespasses - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Max is burying herself in her work. She encourages her clients to plea bargain, so that she can get through as many cases as possible. Walter Jackson, a man accused of trespassing at a hospital, thwarts her plans by insisting on going to trial. He believes that he is the Son of God, and says he was only trying to comfort the sick. Khadijah researches Walter's background and learns that he is a former corporate raider who became disgusted by his work. Max is disturbed when Walter asserts that she is trying to get over a broken heart, and describes in detail incidents from her childhood that he couldn't possibly have known about. He dissuades her from withdrawing from the case by challenging her to overcome her fear of losing. Max tries to win through ""smoke and mirrors,"" but Walter urges her to tell the truth. He forces her to realize that she has relied on her career as a crutch because she doesn't know who she is. Max attacks the dishonesty of the legal system, and points out that Wal</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121900 +0000" stop="20260915123951 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 406 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bobby confronts a female stalker on a hot first date.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 407 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ron and Bobby throw down in the middle of a scrap yard and later give a job to one of their debtors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130042 +0000" stop="20260915132133 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 408 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Emotions run high when Ronnie goes head-to-head with a former bully.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132133 +0000" stop="20260915134223 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 409 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A Theft at the Lick lot leaves Ron and Amy with a big mystery to solve -- and all clues lead to Big Juicy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134223 +0000" stop="20260915140312 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 410 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The gang go after a car theif and deliver some Southern justice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140312 +0000" stop="20260915142357 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 414 - S04E11</title>
    <desc>In this brand new special, the Lizard Lick crew is taking a behind-the-scenes tour of their hometown, Lizard Lick. Ron,Amy and Bobby will visit their favorite hang-outs and hide-outs-- and introduce us to family &amp; friends (and a few tall tales) along the way!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142357 +0000" stop="20260915144448 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 411 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Juicy's job is on-the-line when a car gets stolen from the Lick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144448 +0000" stop="20260915150539 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 412 - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ron's business teeters on bankruptcy when his Dad threatens to cut ties... And Bobby is tempted to partner in a new big bucks venture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150539 +0000" stop="20260915152630 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 413 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Bobby comes to blows with Ronnie when he secretly starts his own towing business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152630 +0000" stop="20260915154721 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 415 - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Ronnie is heartbroken when Bobby leaves Lizard Lick to start his own towing company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154721 +0000" stop="20260915160812 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 416 - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Amy Comes to the rescue of Krazy Dave and Juicy when they bungle a repo… and Ron secretly lends a hand to Bobby’s new business when Cassie fails to deliver the start-up cash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160812 +0000" stop="20260915162903 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 417 - S04E17</title>
    <desc>In a desperate move, Cassie turns to Ron for bailout money for Bobby's new business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162903 +0000" stop="20260915164954 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 418 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Cassie pressures Bobby to move in with her... and cousin Johnny blows a big repo while Ronnie recuperates from his beat down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164954 +0000" stop="20260915171046 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 419 - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Bobby's plan backfires when he seeks revenge for Ronnie's beatdown... and Amy takes a licking in a nasty brawl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171046 +0000" stop="20260915173137 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 420 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Ronnie comes to the rescue during a fiery repo... while things really heat-up between Juicy and Earl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173137 +0000" stop="20260915175228 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 421 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Bobby ponders selling his new business to rejoin the Lizard Lick crew... and Ron's father, "Pops," asks Bobby to help him on a giant repo job that can land everyone in a ton of dough.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175228 +0000" stop="20260915181319 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 422 - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Krazy Dave makes an unsettling discovery about his 25-year marriage... and Ron allows Bobby to return to the Lick-but with two bizarre conditions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181319 +0000" stop="20260915183410 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 423 - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Ron sets a trap to uncover the identity of a dangerous stalker while Bobby and Johnny take a wild ride on a four-wheeler to catch a debtor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183410 +0000" stop="20260915185501 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 424 - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Cassie forces Bobby to make a decision about the future of their relationship...and an innocent prank jeopardizes Krazy Dave's wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185501 +0000" stop="20260915191553 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 425 - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A fight at Dave's wedding threatens to explode Bobby's relationship with Cassie... while Ron races to discover a stalker menacing his family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191553 +0000" stop="20260915193644 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 426 - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Bobby strikes-out with a bunch of bridesmaids when he repos their party bus... while Ron sets-up a stakeout to catch a dangerous stalker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193644 +0000" stop="20260915195734 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 427 - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Krazy Dave is trapped in a submerged car when a repo goes horribly wrong... while Bobby and Juicy face tough decisions deciding their futures at Lizard Lick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123321 +0000" stop="20260915131715 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Elayn Hunt Prison - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Elayn Hunt Correctional Center is the second largest prison in Louisiana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131715 +0000" stop="20260915144458 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inmate Diaries - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Oklahoma inmates tell their own remarkable stories.</desc>
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    <title>Inside Iowa State Penitentiary - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Behind the walls of the Iowa State Penitentiary in Fort Madison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152955 +0000" stop="20260915161354 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Brushy Mountain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Brushy Mountain facility has an unusual population of lifers and first-time inmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161354 +0000" stop="20260915165516 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Holman Correctional Facility - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Alabama's Holman maximum security prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165516 +0000" stop="20260915173822 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Quentin: Extended Stay - The Gang's All Here - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The violent history of San Quentin State Prison in California.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173822 +0000" stop="20260915182152 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Quentin: Extended Stay - Killing Time - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Inmates at San Quentin State Prison find ways to fight boredom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182152 +0000" stop="20260915190521 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Quentin: Extended Stay - The Conjugal Visit - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Inmates receive visitors during their prison stays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190521 +0000" stop="20260915194850 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Quentin: Extended Stay - Bad Boys, Bad Boys - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A dangerous combination of gangs, drugs and boredom encourages inmates to commit violent offenses in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124139 +0000" stop="20260915133043 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurepast - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A dream analyzer named Ariana warns Logan and Jessica that their lives are in danger. Rem tries to help them and find a way out of their dangerous situation.</desc>
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    <title>Carousel - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Logan is shot with a dart that erases his memory by men hiding behind a tree. He then is captured by Francis and another sandman who return him to the City of Domes so that he can go to Carousel and testify before the people that there is no sanctuary. Rem and Jessica are captured by a man from an unamed city who explains that Logan has been placed in transit. transit is a way of neutralizing potential enemies without using violence by a temporary loss of memory. Rem and Jessica must find a way to save Logan from the City of Domes before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141947 +0000" stop="20260915150753 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Visitors - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Logan and Jessica find a house to stay in. Rem thinks something about the house is strange and after searching his memory realizes that the people are dead and the house is haunted. The fugitives must find a way out of the trap that they have fallen into.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150753 +0000" stop="20260915155659 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turnabout - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, Rem, and Francis are all captured by a group of desert horsemen. Logan finds himself working with his sworn enemy Francis to save all of their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155659 +0000" stop="20260915164606 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stargate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Logan and his friends find themselves face to face with heat-loving aliens who are preparing an invasion of Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164606 +0000" stop="20260915175943 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Logan's Run - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Logan and Jessica decide to escape from the City of Domes to avoid losing their lives at Carousel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175943 +0000" stop="20260915184917 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collectors - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Rem repairs the vehicle, Logan and Jessica go off looking for water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184917 +0000" stop="20260915193822 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Francis captures the three fugitives, a big-game hunter named James Borden captures Logan and Francis, while they are looking for Jessica who disappeared from their campsite the night before. He then releases Logan and Francis for the purpose of hunting them. While his wife is given the opportunity to hunt Jessica. The sworn enemies must unite if they are to survive and save Jessics. meanwhile REM has turned the tables on the sandman assigned to kill him sets out on a search for his missing friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122858 +0000" stop="20260915133100 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You, Victoria - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Chance Gilbert's plea appearance takes a dramatic turn that pulls Walt away from his own case and sets him and Vic on the path to a showdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133100 +0000" stop="20260915143612 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thing I'll Never Understand - S06E04</title>
    <desc>An emotional Vic re-examines her life choices. Henry and Jacob join forces to pursue Malachi. Ferg helps Meg's mother avoid the tribal police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143612 +0000" stop="20260915154521 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burned Up My Tears - S06E05</title>
    <desc>As the civil trial begins, things don't look good for Walt -- especially after a murder puts him and Vic under suspicion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154521 +0000" stop="20260915164259 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Greater Character Endorsement - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The bizarre death of a drug dealer points to a violent new Hector. Cady tries to help a sick child whose parents don’t trust Western medicine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164259 +0000" stop="20260915174513 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opiates and Antibiotics - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Walt wonders if a presumed-dead member of the Irish mob is alive. Mathias questions Cady about Catori. A mobile clinic raises Henry's suspicions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174513 +0000" stop="20260915185139 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy Bill - S06E08</title>
    <desc>While Ferg secretly works the Cowboy Bill case, Walt and Vic try to find Shane Muldoon. Cady's office is trashed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185139 +0000" stop="20260915195155 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running Eagle Challenge - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Vic gets a surprise visit from her father. An FBI agent helps Walt pin down the mole working with Malachi. A tough race enables Vic to move forward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122511 +0000" stop="20260915130740 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision (a.k.a. Old Habits) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Violence erupts when Ana Lucia and her group stumble upon Sayid and the other castaways on the island. Kate and Jack care for Sawyer when Mr. Eko brings him back to the camp himself. Flashbacks reveal Ana Lucia's troubled life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130740 +0000" stop="20260915135337 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Kate Did - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Kate’s backstory continues, her original crime is revealed. She thinks something is haunting her through Sawyer.  Locke and Eko make an interesting discovery about the film, and Michael has a mysterious encounter with the computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135337 +0000" stop="20260915143655 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 23rd Psalm - S02E10</title>
    <desc>This episode will shed more light on why Eko took a mysterious 40-day vow of silence, and possibly information on his stick. Also, Claire begins to lose faith in Charlie after Eko begins to question him about the Virgin Mary statue, and Kate gives the recovering Sawyer a much-needed haircut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143655 +0000" stop="20260915152009 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunting Party - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jack, Locke and Sawyer follow after a determined Michael after he heads into the jungle toward the dreaded "Others" in search of Walt. Meanwhile, Sun has a surprising reaction to Jin's desire to join the search party, and Hurley and Charlie commiserate over the age-old conundrum of "what women want."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152009 +0000" stop="20260915160317 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire + Water - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Charlie's vividly surreal dreams lead him to believe Claire's baby, Aaron, is in danger, Locke suspects Charlie may be using again. Meanwhile, Sawyer encourages Hurley to act on his attraction to Libby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160317 +0000" stop="20260915164744 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Con - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Some of the island survivors fear that "The Others" may have returned when Sun is greatly injured during a failed kidnapping attempt at her plant garden. Also, the trust barrier becomes very thin between Locke and Jack in terms of locking up the guns and being kept safe. Meanwhile, Sawyer is an amused but highly interested bystander when tension escalates between Jack, Locke, Kate and Ana Lucia. Lastly, flashbacks reveal more of Sawyer's con artist past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164744 +0000" stop="20260915173229 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Them - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Sun is attacked, some of the survivors begin to think that one of the "other survivors" might be one of "The Others." When French woman Danielle Rousseau leads Sayid to a mysterious captive in the jungle, he becomes determined to find out if he is one of "The Others". Meanwhile, Sawyer discovers Hurley’s potentially devastating breach of the survivors’ trust and blackmails him into helping track an elusive island creature that won’t leave Sawyer alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173229 +0000" stop="20260915181837 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maternity Leave - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A mysterious illness that baby Aaron suddenly contracts sends a desperate Claire, Kate and French woman Danielle to return to the same area where Claire was initially kidnapped. It is there where she believes she can find a cure for Aaron's illness. In the meantime, Jack and Locke are doing their best to keep their prisoner a secret from the rest of the survivors on the island.</desc>
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    <title>Lockdown - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When the hatch suddenly takes on a life of its own, Locke is forced to enlist the help of an unlikely ally to control the matter. Meanwhile, Ana Lucia, Sayid and Charlie go off into the jungle to find out the truth about Henry Gale and see if there really is balloon craft out there in the jungle that carried him and his wife to the island.</desc>
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    <title>The Colonists - S02E25</title>
    <desc>A female warrior captures the Robinson party and puts the men to work preparing for the arrival of more conquering colonists.</desc>
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    <title>Trip Through the Robot - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Will and Dr. Smith try to repair the robot, which has grown to the size of a house.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom Family - S02E27</title>
    <desc>An alien scientist gives Will 24 hours to teach his androids how to act like humans.</desc>
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    <title>The Mechanical Men - S02E28</title>
    <desc>To provide themselves with a leader, tiny mechanical men interchange the personalities of Smith and the robot.</desc>
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    <title>The Astral Traveler - S02E29</title>
    <desc>While exploring a mysterious cave, Will is transported through space to a haunted Scottish castle.</desc>
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    <title>The Galaxy Gift - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Aliens enlist Dr Smith’s help to obtain a valuable amulet that could destroy the galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>Condemned of Space - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Robinsons board a computer-controlled spacecraft filled with frozen men.</desc>
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    <title>Visit to a Hostile Planet - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A time warp transports the travelers to a hostile planet – Earth as it was in 1947.</desc>
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    <title>Crashed Course - S06E29</title>
    <desc>The Loud siblings intervene when they think Lori is failing out of Fairway U.</desc>
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    <title>A Stella Performance - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Stella wins a school competition and is super excited until she learns she has to give a public presentation.</desc>
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    <title>Great Lakes Freakout! - S06E39</title>
    <desc>The Louds team up with the Casagrandes for a Halloween storefront decorating competition, but things get out of hand when they use Lucy's spell book to make the mercado extra spooky.</desc>
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    <title>Waking History - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Eager to uncover secrets from the past, Lisa uses her technology to wake up a frozen caveman.</desc>
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    <title>Pranks Fore Nothing - S07E02</title>
    <desc>To win the prank war between Fairway University and their rival Par College, Lori recruits the help of Luan.</desc>
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    <title>Child's Play - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Luna and the Moon Goats try to become a kiddie band in order to raise enough money for new equipment.</desc>
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    <title>Force of Habits - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Leni mentions an annoying habit of her new boyfriend Gavin, Lori and Luna start to notice their partners’ habits.</desc>
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    <title>Candy Crushed - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Lola struggles to dampen her sweet tooth when mom challenges her to go an entire week without added sugar.</desc>
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    <title>Master of Delusion - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Lincoln strives to impress the Amazing Brailster when he's chosen to be his assistant at the Illusion Chateau.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Bizarritorium - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Mom is assigned a travel article at work, she takes the entire family on a cross country road trip. But the trip gets off to a bumpy start when Lincoln tries to change Mom's itinerary to go to Dr. Weirdly’s Bizarritorium.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Bringing Down the House - S07E08</title>
    <desc>During a visit of the White House, the Loud kids can't help but sneak off and explore the rooms not on the tour.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Mountain Hard Pass - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Intimidated by an intense day of hiking in the Rocky Mountains, the Loud kids try to find reasons to call off the hike.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: From Brad to Worse - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When the Louds run into Mom's old camp crush turned celebrity at a State Fair, Dad tries to one-up him to impress her.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Doll Day Afternoon - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realizing Mr. Coconuts is missing, Luan rallies the Louds to track him down along Route 66.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Screen Queen - S07E12</title>
    <desc>When the Louds' road trip takes them to Hollywood, Lola is determined to become a star and land a leading role.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip: Hide and Sneak - S07E13</title>
    <desc>To help Mom make the deadline for her column, the Louds have to avoid the Casagrandes when they visit Great Lakes City.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Step - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clyde and Nana Gayle are in stiff competition when they make the finals of a Grandmother/Grandson Dance Contest.</desc>
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    <title>Too Cool for School - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and friends need to get school back to normal when Principal Ramirez implements new fishy rules.</desc>
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    <title>Music to My Fears - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Luna and the Moon Goats have to find a replacement guitarist for the band when Luna injures her hands from playing.</desc>
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    <title>Fluff and Foiled - S07E17</title>
    <desc>To make it to "Udder Madness Day" at Dairyland, Lincoln is determined to get laundry duty finished as fast as possible.</desc>
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    <title>Tough Guise - S07E18</title>
    <desc>When Zach is given detention, Rusty and the rest of their friends try to toughen him up so he'll fit in.</desc>
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    <title>Leave No Van Behind - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When Vanzilla seems too broken down to ever drive again, Lana, Dad, and Gramps band together to fix her.</desc>
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    <title>Sponsor Tripped - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Lynn and friends enjoy free perks around Royal Woods when their team gets sponsored by local businesses.</desc>
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    <title>Party Fowl - S07E21</title>
    <desc>When Sergio stays at the Louds, he soon gets into trouble when he doesn't want to hang out with the rest of the pets.</desc>
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    <title>Sleepless in Royal Woods - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Unable to get Lily to go to sleep, Mom takes her for a drive where they happen to witness a burglary.</desc>
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    <title>Bye Bye Birthday - S07E23</title>
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    <title>'Twas the Fight Before Christmas - S07E24</title>
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    <title>Hunn-cut Gems - S07E25</title>
    <desc>When Liam fills in as a reporter, the school soon falls in love with Liam's life on Hunnicutt Farms.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Lynn 'Em All - S07E26</title>
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    <title>Bye, Tanya - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Leni must protect her mannequin friend Tanya when her boss, Ms. Carmichael, decides to update Reininger’s.</desc>
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    <title>What Lies Beneath - S07E28</title>
    <desc>When Dante buries a secret in The Royal Woods Cemetery, he must stop the Morticians Club from discovering what it is.</desc>
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    <title>An Inspector Falls - S07E29</title>
    <desc>When Luan is cast as the lead role and detective in her school play, she ends up having to solve a real case when a mystery unfolds.</desc>
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    <title>One in a Million - S07E30</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and Clyde are determined to be Flip’s millionth customer when they learn there is a big reward.</desc>
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    <title>Dread of the Class - S07E31</title>
    <desc>In order to receive her diploma from Luan’s pranking academy, Ronnie Anne must pass one final test.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Doll Heist - S07E32</title>
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    <title>There Will Be Mud - S07E36</title>
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    <desc>Louie deals with a rash.</desc>
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    <title>Looking for Liz / Lilly Changes - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Late Show (1) - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Late Show (2) - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Late Show (3) - S03E12</title>
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    <title>New Year's Eve - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Back - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Louie has a typical day.</desc>
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    <title>Model - S04E02</title>
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    <title>So Did the Fat Lady - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Elevator (1) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Louie helps a neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>Elevator (2) - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Elevator (3) - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Elevator (4) - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Elevator (5) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Louie and Amia connect.</desc>
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    <title>Elevator (6) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Mother nature takes control of Louie's life.</desc>
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    <title>Pamela (1) - S04E10</title>
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    <title>In the Woods (1) - S04E11</title>
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    <title>In the Woods (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Louie Remembers his past.</desc>
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    <title>Pamela (2) - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Pamela (3) - S04E14</title>
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    <title>Love and the Joker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>About a lovestruck practical joker.</desc>
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    <title>Love and the Phone Booth - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Love and the Doorknob - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Love and the Legal Agreement - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Love and Who? - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Love and the Modern Wife - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Who Killed Maxwell Thorn? - S10E04</title>
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    <title>Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A wheelchair-ridden tennis star rekindles a romance with a critical sportswriter. A Mexican woman with singing aspirations stows away on the ship. A man annoys his wife and other passengers with his incessant practical jokes.</desc>
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    <title>Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A woman gets the wrong idea from her husband's secretive behavior and fears that he is plotting to murder her. Isaac begins a whirlwind romance with an internationally known singer. A couple suspects that a painfully boring passenger is actually a wanted jewel thief.</desc>
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    <title>The Joker Is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Julie's family friend turns to her for help reviving his sputtering standup comedy career. A meddling woman tries to interfere in her granddaughter's love life. A young man's fraternity brothers pressure him to lose his virginity during the cruise.</desc>
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    <title>The Very Pulse of the Machine - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When an exploratory mission to a Jovian moon ends in disaster, the lone survivor must begin a perilous but mind-expanding journey.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Mini Dead - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A bit of unholy cemetery sex ends badly, kicking off a worldwide zombie plague. It’s the cutest apocalypse you’ll ever see.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Team Kill - S03E05</title>
    <desc>US Special Forces are trained to neutralize any threat — even a cybernetic killing machine created by the CIA. Their secret weapon? A sense of humor.</desc>
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    <title>Swarm - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Two human scientists study the secrets of an ancient alien entity — but soon learn the horrible price of survival in a hostile universe.</desc>
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    <title>Mason's Rats - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the Ratpocalypse! Farmer Mason knows he has a real pest problem when they start shooting back. Bloody hell!</desc>
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    <title>In Vaulted Halls Entombed - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Modern warfare meets elder gods. A special forces squad on a hostage rescue mission finds themselves trapped in a prison containing an age-old evil.</desc>
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    <title>Jibaro - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A deaf knight and a siren of myth become entwined in a deadly dance. A fatal attraction infused with blood, death and treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Stop - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Turn up your stereo and tune into a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert that's unlike any other — with a few strings attached.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mini Kind - S04E02</title>
    <desc>They came in peace. But when their first encounter with Earthlings goes awry, these extra-tiny extraterrestrials are ready for vengeance.</desc>
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    <title>Spider Rose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>At the edge of the galaxy, a grieving woman dreams of revenge. Can an adorable newcomer help her destroy her enemies — without destroying her humanity?</desc>
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    <title>400 Boys - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Are they gods? Are they giants? All this band of survivors knows is that they're deadly — and they'll have to set aside their own turf war to stop them.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Large Thing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>This furry revolutionary has plans for world domination. All he needs is a henchman with opposable thumbs.</desc>
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    <title>Golgotha - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A mysterious race of aquatic aliens has arrived on Earth. They don't want to be taken to our leaders.</desc>
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    <title>The Screaming of the Tyrannosaur - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In an orbital arena, gladiators and dinosaurs compete in a deadly race — and face a terrifying new opponent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150956 +0000" stop="20260915152503 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Zeke Got Religion - S04E08</title>
    <desc>On a perilous mission into hostile territory, the crew of a World War II bomber encounters an unholy enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152503 +0000" stop="20260915153316 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners - S04E09</title>
    <desc>From thermostats to toothbrushes to toilets, these ultra-modern appliances have something to say about their hapless owners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153316 +0000" stop="20260915154755 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For He Can Creep - S04E10</title>
    <desc>London, 1757. Satan battles a cat for the soul of a poet whose verse could give him dominion over the earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154755 +0000" stop="20260915160509 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonnie's Edge - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the underground world of "Beastie" fights, Sonnie is unbeatable - as long as she keeps her edge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160509 +0000" stop="20260915161645 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Robots - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Long after the fall of humanity, three robots embark on a sightseeing tour of a post-apocalyptic city.</desc>
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    <title>The Witness - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After seeing a brutal murder, a woman flees from the killer through the streets of a surreal city.</desc>
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    <title>Suits - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A community of farmers use their homemade mechs to defend their families from an alien invasion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164614 +0000" stop="20260915165915 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sucker of Souls - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unleashed by an archaeological dig, a bloodthirsty demon battles a team of mercenaries armed with... cats?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165915 +0000" stop="20260915170535 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Yogurt Took Over - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After scientists accidentally breed super-intelligent yogurt, it soon hungers for world domination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170535 +0000" stop="20260915172212 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Aquila Rift - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Awakening after traveling light years off course, a ship's crew struggles to discover just how far they've come.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172212 +0000" stop="20260915173924 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Hunting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The son of a spirit hunter forges a bond with a shape-shifting Huli jing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173924 +0000" stop="20260915174959 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ugly Dave calls the garbage dump home, and he's not about to let some city slicker take it away from him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174959 +0000" stop="20260915180609 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shape-Shifters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Deep in Afghanistan, two Marines with supernatural powers face a threat from one of their own kind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180609 +0000" stop="20260915181614 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helping Hand - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Stranded in orbit, an astronaut must choose between life and limb before her oxygen runs out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181614 +0000" stop="20260915182628 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Night - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After their car breaks down in the desert, two salesmen take a dreamlike voyage to the dawn of time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182628 +0000" stop="20260915184117 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After the drop-ship Lucky 13 lost two crews, no pilot would fly her... but rookies don't get a choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184117 +0000" stop="20260915185141 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zima Blue - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The renowned artist Zima recounts his mysterious past and rise to fame before unveiling his final work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185141 +0000" stop="20260915190026 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindspot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A gang of cyborg thieves stage a high-speed heist of a heavily armored convoy.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Age - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A young couple moves into an apartment and finds a lost civilization inside their antique freezer.</desc>
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    <title>Alternate Histories - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Want to see Hitler die in a variety of comically fantastic ways? Now you can. Welcome to Multiversity!</desc>
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    <title>The Secret War - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Elite units of the Red Army fight an unholy evil deep in the ancient forests of Siberia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193513 +0000" stop="20260915194750 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Automated Customer Service - S02E01</title>
    <desc>If your home-cleaning unit is attempting to murder you, please press 3.</desc>
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    <title>Tasha - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan spots -- and hides from -- Tasha, the final name on his list of exes. Evie and Dylan's new relationship leaves Luke feeling adrift.</desc>
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    <title>Evie (Part Two) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>At a college reunion, Luke finds new ways to avoid dealing with his feelings, Angus considers a business proposition, and Dylan meets Evie's ex.</desc>
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    <title>Abigail - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Young Dylan is told by a doctor that he has the STI chlamydia and advises him to inform his past girl-friends. Starting alphabetically he chooses Abigail and recalls how he went to a wedding with his friends Evie and Luke. Helen the bride is angry that her groom Angus once dated Evie and wants to get back with her so to help Evie Dylan assures Helen that she is the only one. Dumped by his plus one he befriends the female vicar but ends up bedding the receptionist - Abigail. He must now contact her with his unwelcome news.</desc>
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    <title>Anna - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dylan has to go back eighteen months to recall a mature student he had taken a shine to. Anna is the second girl on his list. He meets Abigail for the first time in three years.</desc>
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    <title>Cressida - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a flashback to 10 months previously, Luke drags Dylan and Evie to a posh party in the countryside at which he is desperate to sleep with childhood crush Ilona McLeod, but he's not the only one with designs on her. Meanwhile, Dylan and Evie amuse themselves by attempting some of the unchecked items on Luke's bucket list with disastrous and unexpected results.</desc>
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    <title>Jane - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In a flashback to three years earlier, just before Angus and Helen's wedding, it's Evie's birthday, and she's planning to tell Dylan about her feelings for him over a quiet meal. However, before she has a chance, Dylan reveals all of their friends are hiding in the wings to surprise her, including his girlfriend Jane, and Jonno, a horribly incompatible date who Luke has brought along for the birthday girl. An unfortunate sexual mishap then occurs mid-dinner, which results in the gang spending the night in A&amp;E.</desc>
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    <title>Bethany - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In a flashback to four years earlier, Dylan has been seeing Bethany for several months, but when she invites her protective big brother over to dinner a terrifying thought occurs - he has fallen into a serious relationship with her. Meanwhile, Luke drags Evie away from an important photography assignment to go to his work bowling night, hoping to find out why his new boss Diana has turned all the women in the office against him. Back in the present day, Bethany makes Dylan question whether revealing his true feelings to Evie is the right thing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Phoebe - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan sets about tracking down Phoebe, who hasn't returned any of his messages, but when he and Luke turn up at her family home, they receive unexpected news. In a flashback to six years earlier the friends are at a pub quiz and Dylan is terrified that Phoebe is pretty much the female version of his best mate. Back in the present, Luke, in a rare reflective mood, pressures Dylan to finally tell Evie he loves her.</desc>
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    <title>Frankie - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After confessing his feelings to Evie, Dylan flashes back to an ill-fated weekend in the country with the gang and his hippie girlfriend, Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>Agata - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dylan starts seeing Abigail, the hotel clerk from Angus's wedding. Six years earlier, he meets Evie for the first time at a house party.</desc>
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    <title>Amy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Angus's friends encourage him to start dating after his divorce. Dylan hears back from Amy and remembers a fling that put him in an awkward position.</desc>
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    <title>Liv - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dylan looks at a flat with Abigail, and Luke goes to therapy. Three and a half years ago, Angus and Helen are engaged - and at each other's throats.</desc>
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    <title>Isabel - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At a whiskey tasting, Dylan and Luke think back on a drunken awards ceremony, where things didn't quite go as planned for any of them.</desc>
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    <title>Emma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan meets up with his old girlfriend Emma. In a flashback, Evie and Dylan feel pressured on Valentine's Day, while Luke woos an ex.</desc>
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    <title>Jonesy? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan reconnects with Jonesy, a friend who doesn't recall sleeping with him. Three months earlier, the guys try to cheer him up with a wild night out.</desc>
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    <title>Abigail (Again) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The day after Angus's divorce party, Abigail won't answer Dylan's calls. He, Luke and Evie try to pierce together what happened the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Andi and Olivia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang accompanies Abigail to a literary festival, where Luke tries to woo women with poetry and Angus and Holly discover their differences.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnie - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Evie's cousin arrives for her hen party, which Dylan forgot to cancel. An afternoon of soap making and karaoke devolves into drunken mischief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125242 +0000" stop="20260915135511 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spoiler Alert - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Chloe learns a serial killer may have embellished his crimes. Amenadiel worries about his son's health. Pete opens up to Ella.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dinner - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Chloe and Ella investigate a mini-golf murder. Lucifer, Michael, Amenadiel and Linda prepare for the holiest of family dinners.</desc>
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    <title>Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam - S05E10</title>
    <desc>It's a musical? Yep, it's a musical. Lucifer, Chloe and the gang sing and dance to a slew of popular tunes while investigating a referee's murder.</desc>
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    <title>Resting Devil Face - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Lucifer's father — you know, God — decides to experience life as a regular human. Meanwhile, a boxer dies under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164457 +0000" stop="20260915174341 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid - S05E12</title>
    <desc>A straightforward prisoner transport job turns into an increasingly dangerous, yet oddly invigorating, odyssey for Dan.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Harmless Stalking - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Linda throws herself into a deeply personal mission. Maze unmasks a blast from the past. Amenadiel ponders a new job.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing Lasts Forever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Lucifer angles to be his father's successor. Ella makes a painful confession. Chloe investigates a murder at an aquarium.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120948 +0000" stop="20260915123423 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winchester Tapes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes, causing Winchester to alter his eating patterns.</desc>
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    <title>The Light That Failed - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon bunkmates.  Meanwhile, B.J. receives a mystery novel that everyone in camp reads in turn. The last page is missing and the solution to the mystery is undiscovered until B.J. calls the author by long distance.</desc>
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    <title>In Love and War - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.</desc>
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    <title>Change Day - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip.  Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he can get out of Korea.</desc>
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    <title>Images - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off.  Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries.</desc>
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    <title>The M*A*S*H Olympics - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&amp;R passes. Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat.</desc>
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    <title>The Grim Reaper - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye's value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.</desc>
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    <title>Comrades in Arms (Part 1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut.</desc>
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    <title>Comrades in Arms (Part 2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers.</desc>
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    <title>The Merchant of Korea - S06E14</title>
    <desc>After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161808 +0000" stop="20260915164217 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smell of Music - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to eat outside because of their unhygenic presences. Meanwhile Potter attempts to saves the life of a patient, Saunders, whose unfortunate accident has rendered him suicidal. Time and time again, Potter pleads against Saunders' taking the easy way out; Saunders holds out until a little dose of reverse psychology finally discourages him. When a "battle of the bands" eventually erupts between Winchester, Hunnicutt and Pierce, the camp collectively intervenes and hoses down Hawkeye and B.O. while Margaret has a soldier run over Charles' French horn with a jeep. Later, Sang Nu presents Charles with a new horn...one which doesn't have a mouthpiece!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164217 +0000" stop="20260915170625 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patent 4077 - S06E16</title>
    <desc>In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170625 +0000" stop="20260915173003 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tea and Empathy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173003 +0000" stop="20260915175511 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Hit Parade - S06E18</title>
    <desc>With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175511 +0000" stop="20260915181949 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Up, Doc? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915181949 +0000" stop="20260915184452 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mail Call Three - S06E20</title>
    <desc>After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend. Klinger: "I may not have a family in Toledo, but I got one here."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184452 +0000" stop="20260915191002 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temporary Duty - S06E21</title>
    <desc>With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire to have Dupree permanently removed from the 4077th. Charles (to Hawkeye): "God, I missed you!"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191002 +0000" stop="20260915193410 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potter's Retirement - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson, who had been sent by a disturbed Colonel Frank Webster, who had been wounded some months earlier...and probably wanted payback for being made to wait until the real casualties were treated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193410 +0000" stop="20260915195847 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124403 +0000" stop="20260915133208 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Amadeus - S05E18</title>
    <desc>A strange young woman gets Mac involved with a priceless violin and an eccentric maestro being sought by syndicate hoods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133208 +0000" stop="20260915141944 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts of Steel - S05E19</title>
    <desc>MacGyver is reunited with Lisa, whose help cleared him of assassination charges in Switzerland, when a steel plant executive kidnaps her as revenge against her cold corporate-raider father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141944 +0000" stop="20260915150746 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rush to Judgement - S05E20</title>
    <desc>MacGyver risks judicial displeasure when he breaks jury sequester to investigate the scene of a racially charged murder, and discovers evidence that drastically alters the interpretation of the facts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150746 +0000" stop="20260915155536 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passages - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Frantic with worry about his gravely-ill Grandpa Harry, MacGyver experiences a strange near-death phenomena, seeing his parents again, when he's injured by a man who's stolen an ancient Egyptian relic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155536 +0000" stop="20260915164339 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Boys - S06E01</title>
    <desc>MacGyver's pacifist policies are put to the test by a militant youth leader he hooks up with to find out who has been organizing a gang of youthful vigilantes using extreme measures to clean the neighborhood crack problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164339 +0000" stop="20260915173143 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity - S06E02</title>
    <desc>MacGyver and Thornton are left to the mercies of a Romanian agent still loyal to his deposed leader Ceausescu after a mission to obtain his secret files is sabotaged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173143 +0000" stop="20260915182428 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gun - S06E03</title>
    <desc>MacGyver searches for a gun used in an assassination twenty years ago and in a present day cop killing to clear a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182428 +0000" stop="20260915191610 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty Questions - S06E04</title>
    <desc>MacGyver tries to help his teenage friend Lisa admit she has a drinking problem, but it takes a brush with the law when she's implicated in a string of home break-ins to really wake her up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123128 +0000" stop="20260915131832 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red in the Face - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Don invites Roger home for dinner, too much alcohol fuels repercussions between Don and Betty and between Don and Roger. Joan puts Roger off for the weekend, spending time with her roommate Carol instead. Pete exchanges a wedding gift for a rifle, and then shares a hunting fantasy with Peggy. Bertram Cooper arranges for the Nixon campaign to meet with him, Roger, Don, and Pete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131832 +0000" stop="20260915140636 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hobo Code - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Pete Campbell and Peggy Olsen start an office romance. Peggy's copy for the lipstick account goes over well and the men in the firm congratulate her. A new telephone receptionist, Lois Saddler, takes a liking to Salvatore Romano but his own interests seem to lie elsewhere. Don Draper gets an unexpected bonus from Bert Cooper and wants to take Midge on a surprise trip to Paris. She seems too involved with her beatnik friends however. Don reflects on his unhappy childhood and in flashbacks he reveals some life lessons he learned early on when a hobo spent the day working on the family farm in exchange for a meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140636 +0000" stop="20260915145412 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoot - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Don is courted by Jim Hobarth, head of a larger ad firm who offers him more money and more creative resources to join them. Betty Draper rekindles her interest in modeling after Hobarth suggests she should try it. She doesn't realize it's all part of the strategy to get Don on board. Peggy Olsen is fretting over her weight gain but doesn't appreciate Joan's advice about getting ahead in the office. The ad team tries to counter the advertising coming out of the Kennedy campaign. Pete Campbell comes up with an idea to keep Kennedy's image off TV in key States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145412 +0000" stop="20260915154210 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Weekend - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's Labor Day weekend and most of the men are sending their wives away for a few days. Don Draper's wife Betty is dreading the thought, as her father and his new girlfriend, whom she detests, will be staying with them. With the election approaching, the team at Sterling Cooper is gloomy since the Nixon campaign has not been following their advice. Roger Sterling was hoping to spend Friday night with Joan Holloway but having just seen the movie, The Apartment (1960), she is feeling a bit used. She plans a night on the town with her old college friend who has some surprising information for her. Don and Roger invite twin sisters from a casting call to join them for a drink but things go badly for Roger who suffers a serious heart attack. After the incident Don ends up spending the night with Rachel Menken where reveals a lot of his inner self.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154210 +0000" stop="20260915163009 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indian Summer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Peggy is given a difficult assignment. Roger's work problems provide new opportunities for Don, and Pete grows more frustrated. Betty finds a new outlet for her growing dissatisfaction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163009 +0000" stop="20260915171800 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nixon vs. Kennedy - S01E12</title>
    <desc>On election night, the Sterling Cooper staff pulls a rowdy all-nighter while watching the returns. Pete's ambitions cause him to directly challenge Don.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171800 +0000" stop="20260915180954 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Thanksgiving approaches, Don's work responsibilities interfere with his domestic life. Peggy is given a new opportunity, provoking the ire of some of her colleagues. Betty makes a startling discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180954 +0000" stop="20260915185856 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Those Who Think Young - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It’s Valentine’s Day, and the Sterling Cooper advertising agency is hustling to stay on top of its game and buzzing over the newest office equipment. Don and Duck find themselves at odds over an account. Betty reconnects with an old friend and once again finds herself struggling with car trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185856 +0000" stop="20260915195007 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight 1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Paul hosts a party at his apartment and introduces someone special to his Sterling Cooper colleagues. Peggy visits her family for dinner. Despite a conflict of interest, the Sterling Cooper agency aggressively pursues an airline account and Duck attempts to appeal to the client using an unorthodox approach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122902 +0000" stop="20260915131134 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #101 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Casting MADtv/Cast Open | Vudweiser #1: Tongue | Vancome Lady: Make-up Counter | Ice T &amp; Ice Cube: It Ain't Easy Being Me | News Report 911 | Spy Vs Spy: Bomb | Don Martin: Camping | Nicole's Monologue | Gump Fiction | Spike Lee Red Devil Ham | Kato Tells All | Poison | Dave's Monologue | Spy Vs Spy: Pogo Stick | Second Hand Cancer | Debra's Monologue | MacDumpsters | Don Martin: Out of Gas | Artie's Monologue | Deep Stain Nine | Vudweiser #2: Watch Out</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131134 +0000" stop="20260915135411 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #102 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Politically Correct LAPD | Nicole's Room | Quantum Dream Team | Powerbook #1: Newt | Don Martin: Ice Cube Boy | Virtual Homeless | Bryan's Monologue | Pick Up and Delivery | Spy Vs Spy: Gorilla | Phil's Monologue | Crimson Tide 2 | Post Office Massacre | Powerbook #4: Snoop | Don Martin: Frog Legs | New Neighbors | Mary's Monologue | Air Guitar Store | Spy Vs Spy: Train | Powerbook #2: McVeigh</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135411 +0000" stop="20260915143654 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #103 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Phone Sex | A.D.D. Girl | NDI Vs AE&amp;E; #1: Nicole | Outing Dummy | Psychic Cop | Spy Vs Spy: Tuba Bang | Debra and Debbie | Racism Vs Spam | First to a Million | Don Martin: Wish Bone | Apollo the 13th | Phil's Mulatto Monologue | Don Martin: Blow Up Girl | Cookin' With Sherry | Circus Guy | Homeland Improvement | NDI Vs AE&amp;E; #2: Woman | Rolling Stones Video: Like A Rolling Stone</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143654 +0000" stop="20260915151930 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #104 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Life With Buffer | Highagain | Boxing Corner #1: Hair | P.R. | Spy Vs Spy: Umbrella | Boxing Corner #2: Makeup | Vancome Lady ER | Lying | Boxing Corner #3: Birthday | Woody Allen Action Flick | Sex Therapist | Dennis Rodman PSA | Family Feed | Republican Gladiators | Don Martin: Fisherman | Advice | Other White Meat | Spy Vs Spy: Sewer Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151930 +0000" stop="20260915160203 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #105 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Conference Call | IZM-Paris | Krishna Rock | Lowered Expectations: Mary | Urine Monologue | Affirmative Crips | Got Urine? | Don Martin: Beach Shovel | Larry King Gone Mad | Lowered Expectations: Artie | IZM: Torture | When Harry Met Willy | Lowered Expectations: Nicole | IZM: Drug Deal | Celibacy | Backstage | Spy Vs Spy: Log Jam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160203 +0000" stop="20260915164436 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #106 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>O.J. Plates | When We Knew ... | Calvin Klein Ad #1 | Stop Smoking #1 | Oprah Winfrey | Swimming Pool | Stop Smoking #2 | Vague | Calvin Klein Ad #2 | Stop Smoking #3 | Clueless of the Lambs | Monologue: Dana Gould | Don Martin: Harp Fall | Nicole's Monologue | Movie Trailer | Party of Five: Nicole's Visit | Spy Vs Spy: Slinky | Debbie Dander: Seminar Training | Calvin Klein #3 | Spy Vs Spy: Sunbeam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164436 +0000" stop="20260915172708 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #107 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lowered Expectations: Dave | Ken Norton Jr. Opening | Organ Donors | Disruptive Principal | Lowered Expectations: Phil | Navajo Football League | Don Martin: Water-skiing | Tyson vs. Barty | Hard to Oppress | Vud Light: Mob |  Spy Vs Spy: Funland | Happy Happy Storytime Lady | Lowered Expectations: Orlando | Tapeworm Monologue | Don Martin: Fat Freak | Math Made Easy | Monologue: Dave Foley | Vud Light: Devil | Imaginary Friends | Spy Vs Spy: Torpedo | Duck, Duck, Goose: The Movie</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172708 +0000" stop="20260915180941 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #108 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sweatin' to the O.G.'s | Lottery Losers | Lottery: Producers | Daytime Jane: Ellen | Monologue: L.L. Cool J | The Octoroon | Don Martin: Scalpel | Daytime Jane: Larry | Gump Fiction | Scat Chat | Spy Vs Spy: Jail Spring | UBS Promotion | Daytime Jane: Ed | Ejaculation Monologue | Fabulous: featuring RuPaul | Don Martin: Rescue Plane | Lady Madness | Spy Vs Spy: Dream Boat</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180941 +0000" stop="20260915185213 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #109 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Easy to Assemble, Wonder Rake 5000, Vancome Lady and Dept. Store Santa, Fruitcake Vs Santa, Spy Vs Spy-Plunger, Raging Rudolph, College Advisor, The X-mas That Santa Forgot, The Bank, Monologue-Pauly Shore, Donut Shop, Happy Go Lucky Phil, Last Call, Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185213 +0000" stop="20260915193330 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #110 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stress; US Commercial; Clintfeld; Knowledge;   Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti Door;   Handicapped Toilet Police; The Go-Between;   Get Smarty;   Improv;   Don Martin-Brick Layers;   Mafia Management;   Monologue-Andy Kindler;   Spy Vs Spy-Fleas;   Line of Duty;   Emotional Prostitute;   Don Martin-Cake Machine;   Mime Psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121642 +0000" stop="20260915124236 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Rainforest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The kids rent a rain-forest cocoa tree as an Earth Day present for Ms. Frizzle. But when the harvest arrives, there's only one shriveled cocoa bean and a note from Inspector 47 (Matt Frewer) reporting that, for reasons unknown, the tree isn't producing beans! DA and Tim become detectives as Ms. Frizzle takes the class to the rain forest to meet the impeccable inspector, who keeps a tidy, mud-free cocoa grove. What has Inspector 47 done to the rain forest's intricate web of life that is keeping the tree from making pods?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124236 +0000" stop="20260915130829 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocks and Rolls - S03E12</title>
    <desc>To celebrate the founding of Walkerville, Ms. Frizzle's class sculpts a stone likeness of its founding father, Captain Walker. But as they add the finishing touches, the statue tumbles down the mountain. Ms. Frizzle turns the bus into a giant boulder and the kids into rock kids. They bump down the mountain in a desperate attempt to save the statue. By the time they reach the celebration at the base of the mountain, they've been pushed, tossed, sanded, polished, and eroded by water, as has the statue now the size of a soccer ball. The kids are sure they've let everyone down until they look back at the mountain for the surprise of their lives! With Jessica Walter as "Ashley Walker-Club-Dupree."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130829 +0000" stop="20260915132943 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Special - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It's the last day of school before the winter holidays and Wanda plans to see the Nutcracker ballet. But during a trip to a recycling plant that belongs to Murph (Dolly Parton), the toy soldier she needs to get into the theatre accidentally gets recycled! Devastated, Wanda wishes for a world without recycling. Ms. Frizzle activates the bus's un-recycler, taking the class and Murph on a song-filled field trip. The importance of recycling hits home when the bus's magic unrecycles everything in Walkerville â€” including the bus itself, as it too was made from recycled objects! Will the kids find a way to reconstruct the bus in time for Wanda to get back to see the Nutcracker? (Dolly Parton sings an original song plus four special carols written by Peter Lurye, composer of the rollicking MAGIC SCHOOL BUS theme song.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132943 +0000" stop="20260915135537 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meets Molly Cule - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Wanda's favourite singer, Molly Cule (Wynonna Judd), comes to town, she chooses Ms. Frizzle's class to wash her famous car. The kids clean it from top to bottom, but when Molly insists they missed a spot, they shrink down to see the molecules that make up the car. Only then can they discover how to clean it down to the very last bit. But time is running out â€” they'll need a molecular miracle to get the car clean before Molly's concert begins!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135537 +0000" stop="20260915142131 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cracks a Yolk - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When the principal, Mr. Ruhle (Paul Winfield), has to go away for a few days, he leaves his beloved chicken, Giblets, in Dorothy Ann's care. Unfortunately, the minute Mr. Ruhle is out the door, Giblets flies away. How will DA ever find another prized Rhode Island Red to replace Giblets? Where do you get chickens anyway? And which comes first, the chicken or the egg? The next thing DA knows, Ms. Frizzle and the class are on a field trip to see how eggs are made â€” from the inside out! But will this egg have everything it needs to become ""Giblets the Second""?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142131 +0000" stop="20260915144724 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes to Mussel Beach - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The class is enjoying a normal summer day at the beach until Ms. Frizzle discovers a letter from ""Uncle Shelby,"" who wants the class to look after his beachfront property. The kids soon discover that this ""luxurious"" accommodation is only a tiny spot on the shoreline. Why would anyone want to live in a spot where they're battered by waves at high tide and baked by the sun at low tide? To find out, Ms. Frizzle turns the kids into... mussels!?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144724 +0000" stop="20260915151318 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes on Air - S04E04</title>
    <desc>""We got assigned air, and it's not fair!"" The only contribution the kids in Ms. Frizzle's class have made to the Walkerville Space Capsule is an empty jar. ""It's not empty,"" argues Keesha. ""It's filled with air!"" ""But air doesn't do anything!"" wails Ralphie. They discover that's not so when the bus shrinks and gets stuck inside the jar â€” and the class finds that their only hope for escape is... air!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151318 +0000" stop="20260915153912 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Swamped - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The debate is intense: Should Walkerville get rid of the swamp by the river and replace it with a fantastic new shopping mall or build the mall somewhere else? Carlos, representing his class, is given the thankless task of persuading the town council to keep the smelly old swamp. If he loses the debate, he'll lose to Arnold's pesky cousin Janet! The kids learn that the swamp is an important habitat and natural water filter, but the council's not convinced until... FLOOD!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153912 +0000" stop="20260915160506 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes Cellular - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's the night of the rock lovers' annual Granite Awards, and Arnold is about to become the first kid ever to win the coveted Rocky Award. He's so excited, all he's been able to eat for weeks are ""Seaweedies"" â€” and lots of them! When he arrives for the big event, he's totally nervous and totally...orange! Once the class determines that the orange isn't on Arnold's skin, they shrink down to explore what's underneath. They discover that his whole body is made of living cells â€” and they're all orange! But where is the orange coming from... and how can they make it go away?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160506 +0000" stop="20260915163100 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sees Stars - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the kids see Horace Scope (Dabney Coleman) on the Star Shopping Network, they decide to buy Dorothy Ann a real twinkling star for her birthday. Before buying it, the kids blast off in the Bus to inspect the merchandise. They visit a young star and then a middle-age star and decide that it's the third and last star they want to buy. But when they give Horace their money, KABLOOM, the star explodes! Have they lost DA's star forever?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163100 +0000" stop="20260915165653 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gains Weight - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Guess who's selected to give an exhibition of a slam-dunk during half time of the big basketball game? Phoebe! The problem is Phoebe can't jump high enough. ""If only gravity didn't pull on me!"" she moans. Never one to be tied down, Ms. Frizzle sends the class into space and turns the Bus into a planet â€” with adjustable gravity! Basketball's a snap with low gravity and a riot with no gravity at all, but when there's way too much gravity, things get really heavy! With Paul Winfield as school principal, Mr. Ruhle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165653 +0000" stop="20260915172247 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Makes a Stink - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Flora Whiff (Bebe Neuwirth), the famous expert on smell â€” whose ""nose knows"" â€” comes to school to judge the First Annual Smell Search. Ms. Frizzle's class creates a unique smell which is bound to take first prize, but Arnold's cousin, Janet, determined to win by herself, changes their smell to an odour only a skunk could love. The kids discover the secret to what makes things smell... now they have to make sure their creation doesn't make a big stink!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172247 +0000" stop="20260915174841 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Charged - S04E10</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day and the class is selling lightbulbs. When they stop at Ms. Frizzle's house to sell her one, they find that her battery-operated doorbell doesn't work. While looking for Ms. Frizzle to tell her the doorbell's broken, Wanda overhears her teacher talking on the telephone. ""Ms. Frizzle has a boyfriend,"" says Wanda, ""and he's on his way over to see her! We've got to fix the doorbell or she'll never know he's here!"" But first they have to figure out how the doorbell works...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174841 +0000" stop="20260915181435 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Programmed - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class arrives early to open the school for Mr. Ruhle (Paul Winfield). But there's so much to do! ""There must be a way to do all of these chores without actually doing them,"" says Carlos. The school handyman, Mr. McClean (Malcolm McDowell) is in total agreement. Enter Mr. Ruhle's new computer and Mikey, Carlos' whiz kid brother, who programs it to do all the chores! But when Ms. Frizzle shrinks Mikey and the class and sends them inside the computer for a guided tour, everything goes haywire. The only person who can fix the problem is Mikey - and he's just landed somewhere between the CPU and the hard drive!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181435 +0000" stop="20260915184028 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the City - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class is visiting the zoo, which is, according to Tim, the only place in the city where wild animals can survive. To test this idea â€” ZAP! â€” Ms. Frizzle turns the class into possums, foxes, and falcons! The Bus, with Liz inside, becomes a bear and wanders off, looking for food. Will the kid-animals be able to find the Bus-bear before the zookeeper finds it? And is Tim right? Can animals (like themselves) survive in the city?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184028 +0000" stop="20260915190622 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takes a Dive - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Wanda discovers that one of Ms. Frizzle's ancestors was Redbeard the Pirate, she naturally wants to follow the treasure map he left. The map leads the class to a coral reef, where they learn first hand that life there is risky. To survive, they find, many plants and animals form surprising partnerships. But Wanda's not interested in partnerships â€” she just wants to find that treasure! When Ms. Frizzle turns the class into different sea creatures, Wanda as ""Wanda-Anemone,"" ""Wanda-Shrimp,"" and ""Wanda-Remora,"" begins to understand that partnerships are more valuable then she thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190622 +0000" stop="20260915193216 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Lost in Space - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's know-it-all cousin Janet drives the kids crazy when she joins Ms. Frizzle's class on a field trip and gets them lost in outer space!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193216 +0000" stop="20260915195810 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Lunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Arnold's so excited he doesn't have to go on a field trip! But when he accidentally swallows his miniaturised class, he becomes the field trip!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122607 +0000" stop="20260915131009 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oops!...I Did It Again - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Margo and Eliot have a bad day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131009 +0000" stop="20260915135425 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acting Dean - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Todd sings a song. Margo gives a foot bath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135425 +0000" stop="20260915143744 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden Variety Homicide - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Josh returns from his nephew’s bar mitzvah. Margo and Eliot share a mojito.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143744 +0000" stop="20260915152151 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cello Squirrel Daffodil - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Penny only wears vintage. Alice rejects a sandwich. Julia does a thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152151 +0000" stop="20260915160558 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Purgatory - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Margo learns to project. Josh goes to the spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160558 +0000" stop="20260915165004 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be the Hyman - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Slap fight! Josh eats a pickle. Dreams are weird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165004 +0000" stop="20260915173338 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balls - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Margo sees a purse she hates. Alice writes a letter. We couldn’t get Prince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173338 +0000" stop="20260915182136 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fillory and Further - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Christmas comes early.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182136 +0000" stop="20260915191345 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unauthorized Magic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A group of twentysomethings studying magic in New York discover a real-life fantasy world that poses a great threat to humanity in this drama adapted from Lev Grossman’s book series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191345 +0000" stop="20260915195523 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Source of Magic - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Brakebills students struggle to deal with the aftermath of a catastrophe that befalls the university. Back in Brooklyn, Julia makes her first foray into the mysterious world of Hedge Witches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123821 +0000" stop="20260915132159 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game of Cat and Mouse - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Jin learns that an innocent woman is the target of a deadly hit, he asks Magnum and Higgins to help save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132159 +0000" stop="20260915140542 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Hello to Your Past - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins must find Kumu when she’s kidnapped by an injured man accused of killing his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140542 +0000" stop="20260915144903 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farewell to Love - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While Magnum and Higgins are undercover as a couple on a romantic bus tour working a case, they must switch gears when one of the love birds on the trip is murdered and evidence is quickly deteriorating in the Hawaiian heat. TC is shaken when he runs into his ex-girlfriend who's visiting the island on her honeymoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144903 +0000" stop="20260915153149 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Has Eyes - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins take the case of recovering the stolen urn of a woman’s deceased husband, but they soon find that others believe the urn is worth killing for. Rick and TC confront a man who’s been impersonating football legend Andre Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153149 +0000" stop="20260915161255 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A World of Trouble - S02E18</title>
    <desc>As their wedding day approaches, Magnum and Higgins help a modern-day Robin Hood who, thinking she was helping a school obtain needed supplies, unknowingly stole illicit drugs. Rick helps a retired soldier with the difficult task of re-entering the work force as a civilian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161255 +0000" stop="20260915165639 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May The Best One Win - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins are each hired by a different spouse who are in the middle of a contentious divorce to dig up dirt on the other, and Thomas and Higgins soon find themselves competing over resources. Also, Rick and TC look into the death of an unidentified man and must share the news with his estranged daughter, Suzy Madison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165639 +0000" stop="20260915174016 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Leopard on the Prowl - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins help Rick when his father figure, Icepick, just out of prison and battling terminal cancer, gets double crossed on one last score. Also, Magnum makes one last bold move to help Higgins stay in the country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174016 +0000" stop="20260915182350 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Jeopardy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins' new clients hire them to find their missing brother last seen on the island, leading to Higgins being shot and TC abducted when a secret case of revenge is revealed during the investigation. Higgins (and Magnum) are surprised when her surgeon asks her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182350 +0000" stop="20260915190736 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Money - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Higgins job to repo a plane goes south when she and Magnum discover that it was being used by a drug cartel who opens fire at the plane, forcing them to crash land in the jungle, where they find a stowaway on board with a target on his back. Higgins has her first date with Dr. Ethan Shah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190736 +0000" stop="20260915194829 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Way Out - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As Magnum, Higgins and TC try to pull one over on a customs agent to get Higgins a green card, armed gunmen suddenly storm the federal building and start taking hostages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122909 +0000" stop="20260915131723 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kona Winds - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Magnum is on the sea-front, watching the approaching storms brought on by the Kona Winds, when he sees a woman either slip or jump into the turbulent waters. After rescuing her, he takes her back to the estate, where she tells him that the previous night, she witnessed her husband - owner of a reel-estate empire - murder his business partner, and now fears that he'll kill her too. As Thomas investigates her husband, he begins to fall in love with the woman, but as he observes, the Kona Winds make people behave in uncharacteristic ways, and the whole situation spells big trouble and danger for him...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131723 +0000" stop="20260915140538 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel Dick - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Magnum has given up life at the estate to get a "real" job as the in-house detective at the large, plush Hawaiian Gardens Hotel, where he must keep trouble out, stop prostitutes who work from the hotel, and most importantly, put an end to the rash of burglaries that have been plaguing the hotel by catching the thief, dubbed "the Catman of Kawaii". But he does nothing but irritate his new, snobbish boss by helping a prostitute he's befriended while letting the cat burglar escape him, and must capture the elusive thief before the upcoming International convention of jewellery designers to be held at the hotel, where the burglar is sure to strike if not caught in time...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140538 +0000" stop="20260915145350 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Round and Around - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Ron Pennington, a friend of T.C.'s and Magnum's on their basketball team, is shot dead when interrupting an armed grocery store hold-up. T.C., waiting outside for his friend, gets a fleeting look at the robbers as they make their getaway. T.C. tries to mend the rift in Ron's family between Ron and his wayward teenage son that had emerged before Ron's death, as he and Thomas search for the robbers who they assume were responsible for their friend's murder...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145350 +0000" stop="20260915154159 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Home - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After thirteen years away, Thomas returns to Tidewater to attend the funeral of his beloved grandfather, Everett, and reopens a long-running family feud when he suspects his stepfather of stealing and selling a missing family heirloom -- a letter from Abraham Lincoln.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154159 +0000" stop="20260915163012 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paniolo - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A supposed wealthy teenage ranch owner hires Magnum for $100,000 to stop a dangerous group of cattle rustlers on Hawaii's big island, that will soon force his ranch into bankruptcy if many more cattle are taken. But Magnum finds that his employer isn't quite all he makes out to be and will go to any extent to protect his cattle, and the neighbouring ranch owner implicated of being behind the cattle theft is a business partner of Robin Masters'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163012 +0000" stop="20260915171827 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Kalaniopu'u - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Magnum and a group of his treasure hunting friends are held at gun-point on a cliff-top with the one million dollar prize that was the hidden object of a treasure hunt competition, organised to help promote Robin Masters' new novel by using clues from it. Thomas recounts how they winded up in this predicament: he had been hired by the woman overseeing the treasure hunt to protect her throughout the contest, after it seems that someone is prepared to go to any extent, even to kill, to win the prize money...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171827 +0000" stop="20260915180641 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood and Honor - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Magnum is called back to Naval service by Admiral Hawkes, who has reason to suspect that there is a security leak at his Naval base that is leaking coded information, but can’t ask any of his personnel to investigate for any one of them could be the “mole” behind the breach. He needs Magnum to root out the mole and plug the leak within three days, when he is due to receive some important submarine manuals written in code, which could be potentially very dangerous if they got into the wrong hands. Thomas’ prime suspect is the fiancée of the Admiral’s son, but when some stolen classified information is planted in his car, he himself accused of espionage...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180641 +0000" stop="20260915185452 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S06E11</title>
    <desc>As he and T.C. deep sea scuba-dive, Thomas sees a young boy who appears out of nowhere with no breathing apparatus and signals him to follow. Low on air, Thomas is unable to follow him, and later faces the skepticism of T.C., Higgins and Rick about his vision. An adamant Thomas, determined to prove that he's right,  learns that his vision matches the description of a young boy, Keli'i Parker, killed five years earlier in an explosion at sea. The boy's mother has always blamed herself for his death, and as Thomas learns more about Keli'i, he begins to believe that his vision of the boy was destiny reaching out to lead him to the cause of the fatal accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185452 +0000" stop="20260915194300 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway... - S06E12</title>
    <desc>An old comrade of Higgins' brings his travelling carnival to Hawaii. But when one of the performers is fatally stabbed, Higgins asks Thomas to investigate. Working undercover as a carnival 'roustabout', aided by Rick, Thomas learns that even before the killing, the carnival had been experiencing a string of 'accidents', and must pin-point exactly who is trying to force the show out of business...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121738 +0000" stop="20260915123940 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Softball - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123940 +0000" stop="20260915130142 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lois's Sister - S05E13</title>
    <desc>In the milestone 100th episode, “Lois’ Sister,” Lois’ younger sister, Susan (Laurie Metcalf), pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forgiven for dumping her for Lois. Lois and Susan’s competitive relationship takes a turn for the worse when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese her prize ’65 Mustang convertible. But when Lois discovers that Susan needs a kidney transplant, she puts her anger aside and offers to donate her kidney to Susan, which Susan only sees as the perfect opportunity for Lois to one-up her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130142 +0000" stop="20260915132345 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Dates a Family - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent ser charge in the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneaking slices on the side. Malcom meets Angela and becomes instantly smitten with her intellectual family...but starts to feel like a heel because he's asked another girl to the school dance and is forced to break it off with her--er--them. And Francis is reluctant to let Otto hire an assistant for him...but soon comes to like the idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132345 +0000" stop="20260915134547 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese's Apartment - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134547 +0000" stop="20260915140750 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Visits College - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed.
Meanwhile, after his father denies him a piano, Dewey begins stealing objects from around the house to amuse himself and to drive Hal crazy.
Reese meets a girl, who he thinks is a narc, and he pretends he is a dealer, unaware that she is really an undercover cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140750 +0000" stop="20260915142953 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polly in the Middle - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shirt) and Reese also meet Reggie Jackson and Francis is embarrassed by Piama in front of his co-workers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142953 +0000" stop="20260915145155 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dewey's Special Class - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a class for the emotionally disturbed.   Hal and Craig compete in a dance competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145155 +0000" stop="20260915151345 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt a science experiment, and are shocked when Reese begs to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151345 +0000" stop="20260915153548 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victor's Other Family - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia (Betty White), and learns something shocking about her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153548 +0000" stop="20260915155751 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Joins The Army (Part 1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The house goes crazy as Hal is falsely charged in a crime involving his company which he has nothing to do with. He is put in an ankle collar and is immobile, forcing the rest of the family, including Piama and Francis, to pick up the slack.
Everyone except Reese, who is missing after he discovers Malcolm with his girlfriend Beth. The family doesn't know, but Reese has joined the Army, where he doesn't exactly understand how the military works.
Dewey also has his own problems with the family as no one listens or even knows about him leaving for a music competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155751 +0000" stop="20260915161953 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Joins The Army (Part 2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after comparing being captured to being grounded, he takes action and leads his team to victory. But being such a successful soldier has it's bad parts as well, as Reese prepares to jump from the plane - right into Afghanistan.   Malcolm has his hands full as well as he attempts to prove Hal innocent. But being good with numbers helps as Malcolm notices all of the prosecutions given dates are on Fridays - which Hal hasn't worked on in over 15 years.   And with Reese missing and Hal's case, Lois falls deeper and deeper into insanity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161953 +0000" stop="20260915164136 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Comes Home - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and travels to Kabul to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164136 +0000" stop="20260915170333 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buseys Run Away - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170333 +0000" stop="20260915172530 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standee - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war (which benefits Dewey more than anyone else), Hal enlists Reese's help.  Meanwhile, Lois gets her job back at Lucky Aide (off probation), and fights against Malcolm in order to take down an offensive billboard of a smiling black janitor (whose nametag reads "Slappy") holding a mop and a 6-pack of malt liquor.  Soon it's an all-out war between mom and son - until Lois encounters a fellow employee who is more racist than the billboard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172530 +0000" stop="20260915174726 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pearl Harbor - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay. Meanwhile, Hal, tired of competing with a neighbor who always outdoes his Christmas decorations, decides to create his own "holiday" to decorate his house for - Pearl Harbor Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174726 +0000" stop="20260915180950 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitty's Back - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180950 +0000" stop="20260915183152 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hal's Christmas Gift - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Hal and Lois, strapped for cash, decide that Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When everyone makes much better gifts than Hal, he spins a bigger and bigger lie about the present he has in store for them. In desperation, Hal pick-pockets Malcolm's secret credit card, and buys the family a ski vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183152 +0000" stop="20260915185349 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hal Sleepwalks - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Hal is sleepless because of their upcoming 20th wedding anniversary.  So he ask Reese for some ideas for presents.  Then Reese gets the idea to brainwash his dad while he's nervous.
Dewey's friends are set up in an upcoming student body election when a bully nominated two of his geeky friends.
Malcolm takes up playing the electric guitar, though Lois discourages his musical ability.  He writes a heart warming song.  When he plays &amp; sings his creation, Dewey figures out that his song is sung to the tune of the "Meow Mix" jingle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185349 +0000" stop="20260915191543 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lois Battles Jamie - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Lois thinks Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a shelf and nearly crushes her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191543 +0000" stop="20260915193738 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm's Car - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Malcolm spots a roughed up 1967 Cuda in his neighborhood, he instantly falls in love with it and purchases the car. But he gets so caught up in the difficult task of restoring it that he blows off Stevie as well as Reese who needs him for an illegal betting scheme of his. Hal on the other hand, is having success when he stumbles upon his hidden talent -- hairstyling. Lois doesn't have time to worry about Malcolm or Hal, as she is caught up in scandal between Craig and their Lucky Aide boss Fred. Craig says he is taking time off to tutor Fred's wife in golf but Lois finds out he is actually having an affair with her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Billboard - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a trashy billboard for a strip club, Malcolm alters the vandalism into a women's rights protest, which sparks a colossal media circus. In no time, feminists, conservative religious groups and national new reporters descend on the scene. After Hal grants a TV interview, a woman from his past turns up at the faux protest; and Reese, inspired by the giant billboard stripper who comes to life in his dreams, gives an impassioned speech about the objectification of women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120903 +0000" stop="20260915123027 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bed and Breakdown - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When Raytown is crowded due to the Tri-State Fair, the Harpers decide to rent out a room in their house in order to make some money. However, they end up overbooking and needing to rent out three rooms, leading to chaos between all the houseguests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123027 +0000" stop="20260915125157 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naomi's Identity Crisis - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Naomi loses her memory after Mama accidentally hits her head with the door. When Naomi asks Mama what kind of person she used to be, Mama convinces her that she was the perfect daughter-in-law who loved to do housework.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125157 +0000" stop="20260915131326 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pomp and Circumstance - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Bubba and Mama are graduating from high school, but devastating news for Bubba forces Valedictorian Mama to ensure that she and Bubba and make it to the graduation ceremony in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131326 +0000" stop="20260915133450 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Choice - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mama campaigns to be re-elected President of the Church Ladies League, much to the disapproval of her nemesis Alberta Meechum who in turn nominates Iola to run against her. Mama and Iola have a political debate, which soon turns nasty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133450 +0000" stop="20260915135615 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Talk - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Naomi decides that she wants to have a baby. Mama, who is determined to prevent this, arranges for a neighbor's constantly screaming baby to spend the day with Naomi and Vinton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135615 +0000" stop="20260915141737 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naomi's New Position - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Naomi hopes to become the new assistant manager at the store, but the new manager says that she will have to have an affair with him if she even wants to keep her current job. After hearing this, Mama decides to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141737 +0000" stop="20260915143903 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Really Loud Family - S05E04</title>
    <desc>For a school project, Bubba makes a film about the Harper family. However, a short circuit in the camera causes it to turn itself off and on again while recording, resulting in an unintentionally provocative film — shown on public TV.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143903 +0000" stop="20260915150030 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Many Unhappy Returns - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Vinton's boss, Mr. Carstairs, asks Vint to hold a $200 diamond bracelet for him; it is an anniversary present for Mrs. Carstairs. Confusion ensues when Mama finds it, thinking it is her birthday present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150030 +0000" stop="20260915152139 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Found Money - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Mama tries to use the bank's ATM, it malfunctions and gives her $800, and she is unsure whether to keep it or give it back to the bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152139 +0000" stop="20260915154302 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mama, Myself - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When the family starts thinking about selling a brooch that belonged to Grandma Crowley, her ghost (played by Vicki Lawrence) starts haunting Mama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154302 +0000" stop="20260915160424 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full House - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Vinton has a chance to join a local group called the Poker Pals, but he needs Mama to sit in for a missing player, a decision he soon comes to regret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160424 +0000" stop="20260915162549 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedtime for Bubba - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mama suspects that Bubba and his female classmate are doing more than studying together, and she is determined to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162549 +0000" stop="20260915164713 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What a Dump - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Tutweiler announces that Ray Lane is to become the new city dump, Mama is determined to save her home. With Bubba's help, Mama manages to have her house declared a historical landmark - much to the chagrin of her neighbors, who were all eager to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164713 +0000" stop="20260915170841 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Bell - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When the family gets an answering machine, Mama misinterprets messages left on it, thinking that the family is planning to get rid of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170841 +0000" stop="20260915173008 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Dirty Dancing - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mama finds herself in a dance contest against Vinton and Naomi, partnered with her old friend Ramon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173008 +0000" stop="20260915175134 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's Layaway Plan - S05E13</title>
    <desc>After coming back from a cousin's funeral where she and Effie were the only mourners, Mama starts planning her own lavish send off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175134 +0000" stop="20260915181258 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Phony Valentine - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day, and Mama falsely says she has a date so that Iola will feel free to go out. To support her lie, Mama orders an escort from "Rent-a-Gent."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181258 +0000" stop="20260915183421 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Wheel - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Mama and Iola fight over which one of them is the rightful owner of a winning lottery ticket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183421 +0000" stop="20260915185548 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Power to You - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Mama and the family are left in the dark after Mama tells the electric company there is a mistake on her bill and she refuses to pay it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185548 +0000" stop="20260915191611 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama in One - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Mama finds herself alone in the house all weekend after Iola, Bubba, Vinton, and Naomi leave town, it seems like a dream come true — until boredom and loneliness set in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191611 +0000" stop="20260915193735 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like...No Place - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the police arrest people at a rally for the homeless, Mama is mistakenly arrested for vagrancy and thrown in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193735 +0000" stop="20260915195902 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April Fools - S05E19</title>
    <desc>After years of her family playing April Fool's Day tricks on her, Mama decides to get even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121051 +0000" stop="20260915123611 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, My Son - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mildred learns that George has been falsely claiming a son for tax purposes for the past 19 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123611 +0000" stop="20260915130028 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Picture Show - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Chrissy makes home movies but Larry and Robin are more interested in the adult variety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130028 +0000" stop="20260915132448 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Said George - S05E02</title>
    <desc>George sells Robin a piano but cannot move it upstairs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132448 +0000" stop="20260915135003 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Knowledge - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Robin takes a job as a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135003 +0000" stop="20260915141526 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Let Love - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Robin tries to negotiate with Chrissy and Jo for exclusive rights to the apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141526 +0000" stop="20260915144044 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Does Your Garden Grow? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Larry tells Robin and Chrissy that the plant that they found in Roper's garden is cannabis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144044 +0000" stop="20260915150520 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Fly with Me - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Robin and Jo compete for a pair of Frank Sinatra tickets that Chrissy does not want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150520 +0000" stop="20260915152952 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party's Over - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After George cancels the trio's party, Mildred leaves him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152952 +0000" stop="20260915155422 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More for the Pot - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Roper raises the rent, the trio try to find a fourth roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155422 +0000" stop="20260915161937 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Generation Game - S06E03</title>
    <desc>George becomes jealous when Robin escorts Mildred to a dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161937 +0000" stop="20260915164405 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sunshine Boys - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Larry buys Roper's sunlamps and sells them to pasty-white Robin to make a profit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164405 +0000" stop="20260915170839 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum Always Liked You Best - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Robin's seemingly perfect brother visits and takes Chrissy out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170839 +0000" stop="20260915173257 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Down Below - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Just before Robin can reveal his true feelings to Chrissy, his brother announces that he is going to marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173257 +0000" stop="20260915175902 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Bride, Another Groom - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Chrissy marries Norman, George and Mildred announce they are moving away and Robin plans a new life with his girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175902 +0000" stop="20260915182356 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The morning after a party, Chrissy and Jo find Robin asleep in their bath and ask him to become their third roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182356 +0000" stop="20260915184751 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Mother Makes Four - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chrissy tries to hide the fact that Robin has moved in when her mother visits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184751 +0000" stop="20260915191211 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Robin cooks a pork meal for Jo and her date, not realizing the dinner guest is Jewish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191211 +0000" stop="20260915193740 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were Two - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Jo gone for the weekend, Chrissy frets over being alone in the flat with Robin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193740 +0000" stop="20260915200021 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Money - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Robin, Chrissy and Jo think that their rent money has been stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121140 +0000" stop="20260915123226 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington, DC - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam's hunger quest takes him to Washington, DC, where he visits Horace and Dickie's, and Ben's Chili Bowl. Then it's on to Annapolis, for the Colossal Challenge at Chick &amp; Ruth's Delly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123226 +0000" stop="20260915125324 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baltimore, MD - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Adam’s search for the best grub in the US takes him to Baltimore, MD, for some pit beef, blue crabs and the Great Steak Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125324 +0000" stop="20260915131400 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detroit, MI - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Detroit, MI, to take on the massive Triple Threat Pork sandwich, 2 dueling Coney Dog joints and the world’s biggest burger at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131400 +0000" stop="20260915133532 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brooklyn, NY - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Adam returns to his hometown of Brooklyn, NY, for a burger topped with roast beef, Brooklyn’s best Sicilian pie and a grudge match against some of the Empire State’s spiciest wings at Buffalo Cantina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133532 +0000" stop="20260915135703 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anchorage, AK - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Alaska for a massive sandwich at West Rib Café and Pub; a mountainous breakfast at Talkeetna Roadhouse; and a monstrous challenge: the 6-lb. Kodiak Arrest at Humpy’s Alaskan Alehouse in Anchorage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135703 +0000" stop="20260915141835 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Rock, AR - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Richman visits Little Rock, AR, for the mammoth Quadruple Hubcap Burger; a huge community barbecue; and the Shut Up Juice spicy pulled-pork challenge at The Mean Pig BBQ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141835 +0000" stop="20260915144007 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tucson, AZ - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Tucson, AZ, for a huge platter of Mexican eats fit for a president at Mi Nidito; a hot dog wrapped in bacon and covered in all the fixins; and the O.M.G. Burger Challenge at Lindy’s Diner on 4th.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144007 +0000" stop="20260915150138 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Brunswick, NJ - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam Richman heads to New Brunswick, NJ, for massive triple-decker deli sandwiches, 2-lb Stromboli and the legendary Fat Sandwich Challenge at the R.U. Hungry grease truck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150138 +0000" stop="20260915152240 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hartford, CT - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam Richman is off to Hartford, CT, for some humongous hot dogs, steamed cheeseburgers and a 10-pound super-stuffed pizza challenge at Randy’s Wooster St. Pizza Shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152240 +0000" stop="20260915160507 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder, CO - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Boulder, Colorado, to try the "Mountain Pie" at Beau Jo's, "saddlebag" pancakes at The Buff (located across from the University of Colorado), and the Wing King Challenge at West End Tavern, where he must try to finish off 50 buffalo wings in just 30 minutes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160507 +0000" stop="20260915162537 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Diego, CA - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam Richman travels to the Southern California city of San Diego for the Surfin' California Burrito at the Lucha Libre Gourmet Taco Shop and "dinosaur"-sized ribs at Phil's BBQ before taking on the Ironman Challenge - a massive omelet made with a dozen eggs and topped with chili - at the Broken Yolk Cafe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162537 +0000" stop="20260915170724 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleveland, OH - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam checks out Cleveland, one of his "favorite cities", for their big eats; he tries a large lamb-and-beef gyro at Steve's Gyro Stand, samples the "Polish Boy" kielbasa at Hot Sauce Williams, then visits Melt Bar &amp; Grilled in Lakewood to take on the Melt Challenge: a nearly 5-pound grilled cheese sandwich which uses 13 different cheeses, and served with a heaping side of french fries and coleslaw. The taping at Melt took place on February 27, 2010.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170724 +0000" stop="20260915172824 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richmond, VA - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam visits historic Richmond, Virginia, with visits to Buz and Ned's Real BBQ, Black Sheep, and Caliente!. At Buz and Ned's, Richman sampled a rack of barbecued pork spare ribs. Black Sheep, the second stop, is known for its large submarine sandwiches (2 feet long and 2 1/2 pounds) known as "battleships". Adam tried a battleship called the "U.S.S Brooklyn", a baguette filled with peach chutney, Jamaican jerk chicken and cabbage slaw topped with roasted banana ketchup. Finally, at Caliente!, Richman squared off with the Stupid Wings Challenge, which had defeated 30 of its 300 challengers up to ths point. "Stupid Wings" use hot sauce, habanero powder and cayenne pepper, plus leftover "Stupid" sauce from past challenges and five drops of Capsaicin  extract</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172824 +0000" stop="20260915182729 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salt Lake City, UT - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on the Hellfire Challenge in which Adam must eat super spicy sushi rolls and prior to the actual rolls he must qualify though 3 lesser hot dishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182729 +0000" stop="20260915191637 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phoenix, AZ - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on 12 slider style hamburgers with onion rings at Chompies restaurant and Adam must complete the meal in 30 minutes or less.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191637 +0000" stop="20260915193737 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puerto Rico - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Puerto Rico to take on the Vaca Acostá Challenge and attempts to eat a nine pound steak platter and to win the challenge he must complete the meal in 40 minutes or less.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193737 +0000" stop="20260915195837 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Island, NY - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam stops by Ciao Baby; International Delight Cafe; Port Royal Grille.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121039 +0000" stop="20260915124744 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 12: The Siege - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian rejoins old allies for a new mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124744 +0000" stop="20260915133231 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 13: The Jedi - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian journeys to a world ruled by a cruel magistrate who has made a powerful enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133231 +0000" stop="20260915140415 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 14: The Tragedy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and Child travel to an ancient site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140415 +0000" stop="20260915144033 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 15: The Believer - S02E07</title>
    <desc>To move against the Empire, the Mandalorian needs the help of an old enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144033 +0000" stop="20260915152439 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 16: The Rescue - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and his allies attempt a daring rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152439 +0000" stop="20260915155956 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 17: The Apostate - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian begins an important journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155956 +0000" stop="20260915164220 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 18: The Mines of Mandalore - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and Grogu explore the ruins of a destroyed planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164220 +0000" stop="20260915173832 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 19: The Convert - S03E03</title>
    <desc>On Coruscant, former Imperials find amnesty in the New Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173832 +0000" stop="20260915180911 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 20: The Foundling - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Din Djarin returns to the hidden Mandalorian covert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180911 +0000" stop="20260915185014 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 21: The Pirate - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The people of Nevarro need protection from rampant pirate attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185014 +0000" stop="20260915193428 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 22: Guns for Hire - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian visits an opulent world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122701 +0000" stop="20260915130952 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crosswinds - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michaela's mystifying, next-level calling launches her on a mission that brings her relationship with Jared to a head. Determined to protect his family, Ben explores an alternate meaning to Michaela's calling that leads him to a new alliance and a powerful new adversary. Cal's struggle with Ben's absence from home forces the Stones into an agonizing confrontation that could alter the family's fabric forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130952 +0000" stop="20260915135251 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contrails - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Willing to follow any lead to keep his son safe from The Major, Ben heeds Cal's calling to help Captain Daly clear his name for what happened to Flight 828. The journey uncovers a seeming conspiracy that stems all the way back to the day the plane disappeared. Meanwhile, Michaela assists Autumn in her own journey of redemption - but has Autumn truly set out to redeem herself, or is she still working against the passengers?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135251 +0000" stop="20260915143557 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Point - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Cal is discovered missing from his bedroom, Grace and Ben launch a desperate search which takes them to the remote mountains of upstate New York. A tantalizing trail of breadcrumbs leads them to a startling, game-changing discovery. Meanwhile, Michaela confronts the deceptive Autumn, and the shadowy "Major" finally makes an appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143557 +0000" stop="20260915151913 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleared for Approach - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Michaela uses her skills as a detective to find out more about Zeke, a hiker who disappeared for two years and may be one of them. Ben’s family is impacted as public disdain for the passengers of Flight 828 rises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151913 +0000" stop="20260915160200 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upgrade - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Saanvi goes missing, Ben suspects a fanatical group who have become obsessed with the passengers from Flight 828. Michaela must face the consequences of her reunion with Jared. Zeke returns to New York and has an ominous calling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160200 +0000" stop="20260915164404 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Landing - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Michaela meets the mysterious James Griffin during a police investigation, the passengers learn what happens when the callings fall in the wrong hands. Jared finds out about Zeke, setting him at odds with Michaela and her trust in the callings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164404 +0000" stop="20260915172650 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Estimated Time of Departure - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ben and Michaela must confront a dire threat to the passengers’ safety when Griffin schemes to take the callings public. Meanwhile, tensions between Jared and Zeke reach a boiling point, and Ben, Grace, and Olive make a devastating discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172650 +0000" stop="20260915180851 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fasten Your Seatbelts - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the Stone family reels in the aftermath of a devastating shooting, they’re hit with their most foreboding Calling yet, sending Ben on a mission to locate two Flight 828 passengers who have mysteriously gone missing. Grace grapples with her new pregnancy. The Major attempts to tighten her grip on the unwitting Saanvi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180851 +0000" stop="20260915185057 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ben forms an alliance with a student from Flight 828, whose callings either uncovered a violent crime or helped him commit one. Saanvi strives to further her research into the death date. Grace makes a startling discovery about her pregnancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185057 +0000" stop="20260915193304 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Horizon - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Stone Family struggles to unlock their mysterious wave of frightening 828 callings, while the person who may be key to solving them is trapped behind bars. A shocking and disturbing incident leads Grace to suspect a local mother is in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121315 +0000" stop="20260915123627 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123627 +0000" stop="20260915125941 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dateless Amigo - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125941 +0000" stop="20260915132253 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Computer Show - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132253 +0000" stop="20260915134608 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life's a Beach - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134608 +0000" stop="20260915140923 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Lookin' at You, Kid - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When all the women in the neighborhood get peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140923 +0000" stop="20260915143233 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Off the Grill - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143233 +0000" stop="20260915145541 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145541 +0000" stop="20260915151849 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck Saves the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kelly and Bud try to raise money to go to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151849 +0000" stop="20260915154550 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth or Consequences - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154550 +0000" stop="20260915160857 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Ain't Much, But He's Mine - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160857 +0000" stop="20260915163207 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Exchange - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the French girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163207 +0000" stop="20260915165517 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Miss October - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165517 +0000" stop="20260915171827 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>976-SHOE - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171827 +0000" stop="20260915174135 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, What a Feeling - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174135 +0000" stop="20260915180443 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Zoo - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180443 +0000" stop="20260915182753 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Bundyful Life (1) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182753 +0000" stop="20260915185103 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Bundyful Life (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185103 +0000" stop="20260915191638 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who'll Stop the Rain? - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191638 +0000" stop="20260915193945 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Taxing Problem - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121450 +0000" stop="20260915123700 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bodyguard - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After Gina and Pam witness 2 bank robbers leaving the scene of the crime, they must enter witness protection because the criminals are notorious for making their witnesses disappear.  And since the police are afraid of the bank robbers, they arrange for  Otis to be the girl's bodyguard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123700 +0000" stop="20260915125911 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Card - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Hispanic building superintendant is about to be deported, unless he gets married in a hurry. Pam, who despeately needs cash, so she can pay her back taxes to the IRS, agrees to be the bride -- for a price.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125911 +0000" stop="20260915132123 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're All I Need - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gina gets a sexy make-over to rekindle her relationship with Martin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132123 +0000" stop="20260915134339 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicked to the Curb - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Martin finds a bigger and better apartment for half the price they're paying now. So he decides to sublet his old place to a young couple, and move into the new place. But then the deal on the new place falls through, and it's too late to move back. Martin and Gina end up in the street! So they devise a scheme to scare off the new tennants. Tommy, Pam and Cole masquerade as dangerous criminals. The plan works nicely, and Martin gets his old crib back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134339 +0000" stop="20260915140551 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Martin - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Tisha Campbell hosts a special retrospective look back at the best of the last 99 episodes.  Episode includes many of the special moments from the show, outtakes, and Tisha's own insight into the laughter behind the show, that made it such a success.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140551 +0000" stop="20260915142804 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Jones Connection - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Sheneneh crashes a Love Connection show screening, then gets chosen! Chris Rock guest stars as Sheneneh's disrespectful date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142804 +0000" stop="20260915145015 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where the Party At - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Gina attempts to arrange a surprise birthday party for Martin. But she runs into some unexpected difficulties when all his friends, including Tommy and Cole say they're not interested because of Martin's rude and obnoxious attitude (AND, he doesn't tip his barber). But they then turn-the-tables on both Martin and Gina by throwing a huge surprise birthday party at Nipseys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145015 +0000" stop="20260915151226 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeo &amp; Juliet - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Gina &amp; Pam have taken roles in an upcoming play to help raise money for needy kids.  Martin continually disrupts rehearsal because he doesn't like the Olde English speech being used in the play.  But everything comes to a head when Martin finds out the leading man will have to kiss the leading lady (Gina) during the play.  He causes the leading man to fall and injure himself, leaving the actors without a leading man.  Martin then has to improvise with his own "homeboy" interpretation of Romeo and Juliet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151226 +0000" stop="20260915153437 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cabin Show - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a camping trip in the woods, and Martin and Gina look forward to a special time under the sacred Chippawa Indian waterfalls.  But Pam sprains her ankle, and Martin has to help her back to the cabin.  The two get lost in the woods, just as darkness falls, and nobody knows how to find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153437 +0000" stop="20260915155618 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Will Set You Free - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After undergoing hypnosis at the dentist's office for an aching tooth, Pam becomes a different person whenever clapping occurs.  She goes on a blind date with an artist, at his showing, and nobody realizes that she is still under hypnosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155618 +0000" stop="20260915161831 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martin, I Want to Sing - S04E24</title>
    <desc>After Pam's cousin wins an open mike contest with her powerful singing voice, Martin only sees dollar signs, and decides to become her manager.  But things go awry when her voice doesn't cooperate when she gets nervous about singing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161831 +0000" stop="20260915164043 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.M.V. Blues - S04E25</title>
    <desc>After Martin's drivers license expires, his insurance company cancels his policy.  So in a rush to get his license renewed, he goes down to the DMV and experiences first hand the horrors of a day spent waiting on long lines, filling out reams of paperwork, DMV clerks with bad attitudes, and meeting up with an assortment of strange characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164043 +0000" stop="20260915170254 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Can't We Be Friends (1) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>On their anniversary night, Martin &amp; Gina are preparing to celebrate a night of quiet romance, when they are interrupted by Tommy and the gang. An argument breaks out over a suitcase that was loaned to Martin, and results in Tommy and Martin not speaking to each other, and eventually deciding to end their life-long friendship.  Martin is determined not to have Tommy in his life as a friend, until Cole comes by to deliver some bad news. This is the first of a 2-part episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170254 +0000" stop="20260915172422 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Can't We Be Friends (2) - S04E27</title>
    <desc>A major car accident has put Tommy in the hospital. Martin and Tommy had not been speaking to each other. Martin and the gang rush to the hospital to check on their injured friend, but find the man in the room in a full body cast. Martin, now sorry for the feuding, sobs at his bedside and vows to renew the friendship. But can Tommy really hear his plea?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172422 +0000" stop="20260915174633 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is You Is or Is You Ain't - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Gina thinks she might be pregnant and warns Martin to keep quiet. Within an hour, the whole city knows. Pam drops by, and just happens to have a pregnancy test in her purse. After an anxious Martin destroys the test, he has to go out at midnight and get another one. Meanwhile, Tommy and Cole argue over who will be the godfather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174633 +0000" stop="20260915180815 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in Trouble Again - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Gina learns she is nominated for an advertising award, she asks Martin to attend the awards dinner with her and advises him not to play basketball with the boys because his back has been bothering him. He decides to play anyway and ends up disabled. With the help of Tommy and Cole, Martin goes to a chiropractor who helps him make it to the event in time. But once he's there, the pain really begins to set in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180815 +0000" stop="20260915183027 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sophomore Jinx - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After some misadventures with marriage counselors, bad advice from friends fouls things up even more for the constantly quarreling Martin and Gina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183027 +0000" stop="20260915185239 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Girls - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gina is all ready for an underwear ad presentation until Cole accidentally erases her computer. She goes to Pam for help, but her friend is too busy with a date. Under pressure during her pitch, Gina is incoherent, forcing Pam to step in and save the day. The clients are so impressed that they put Pam in charge, causing Gina to feel betrayed. Pam struggles to pull it off, but in the end she has to rely on Gina to win the account.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185239 +0000" stop="20260915191420 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boo's in the House - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The prospect of owning a home gets scarier when Martin and Gina buy their "dream house" on Halloween, but soon find that the place is a haunted, calamity-filled horror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191420 +0000" stop="20260915193631 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banging Hard in the School Yard - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Martin announces on his talk show that any man can beat any woman at any thing, especially in sports, Gina and Pam challenge him to a girls-against-guys basketball game. Martin and the guys think it will be easy to beat the girls, until they discover the girl's secret weapon: the women's Olympic gold medal-winning basketball team. The "easy win" quickly turns into a challenging match as the guys begin to understand the girls' point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193631 +0000" stop="20260915195841 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Life You Save... Might Make You Rich - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While attending a dinner party at an exclusive restaurant, Martin saves the life of an African prince. The prince rewards Martin with lavish gifts and offers him a large sum of money for Gina's services. Martin agrees to the offer thinking that they will be able to use this royal money for their own little palace. All is well in the Payne kingdom until Martin realizes the Prince wants Gina to be his Princess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120510 +0000" stop="20260915130920 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Basement - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As a wave of violence rocks Harlem, everyone races to connect the dots between Piranha, Mariah, Bushmaster and the grisly find at the clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130920 +0000" stop="20260915140514 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On and On - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the showdown on the bridge, Luke teams up with Misty to find Piranha. The hunt for the snitch heats up. Bushmaster reveals his endgame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140514 +0000" stop="20260915150028 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If It Ain't Rough, It Ain't Right - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Shades, Mariah and Misty come to terms with the previous night's events, Bushmaster searches for a way to boost his strength.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150028 +0000" stop="20260915155950 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Pete's Sake - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hunkered down in a makeshift safe house, Luke and Misty butt heads over how to handle Mariah. Meanwhile, long-buried family secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155950 +0000" stop="20260915165912 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Main Ingredient - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Danny Rand insists on helping Luke hunt for Bushmaster -- the Iron Fist way. Mariah sets out to reclaim her empire. Misty pursues a traitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165912 +0000" stop="20260915175538 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creator - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Shaken by Mariah's latest act, Luke combs the city for a witness. Flashbacks reveal a fateful encounter between the Stokes and McIver families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175538 +0000" stop="20260915185806 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Front On Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Luke teams up with an unlikely ally to combat a new strain of heroin. As Shades plows ahead with his plan, a massive party draws everyone to the club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124713 +0000" stop="20260915133831 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Frank makes an overwhelming confession. A shootout deeply upsets Sarah. Rawlins decides to take action once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133831 +0000" stop="20260915143337 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While the authorities tighten their nets, an exhausted but still-determined Frank, swears to end the war that destroyed his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143337 +0000" stop="20260915152554 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roadhouse Blues - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While driving through Michigan, Frank stops for a beer at a roadside bar. But staying out of trouble has never been his strong suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152554 +0000" stop="20260915161957 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight or Flight - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Frank and a reluctant Rachel go on the run as a menacing adversary gives chase. Meanwhile, Madani pays Russo an unwelcome visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161957 +0000" stop="20260915171018 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble the Water - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Pilgrim's past comes into focus, Frank and Rachel find themselves in police custody, where they're anything but safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171018 +0000" stop="20260915180728 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scar Tissue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Rachel recalls the night everything changed and lets Frank in on the truth about her name. Russo sits down with a face from his childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180728 +0000" stop="20260915185757 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One-Eyed Jacks - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's not a trap if you know it's coming: That's Frank's philosophy. Madani opens up and Pilgrim plans a visit to an unholy land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185757 +0000" stop="20260915195354 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakazat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Amy (formerly Rachel) develops photographs that point to a conspiracy. Russo reads his own report. Madani's story about Russo comes under fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122906 +0000" stop="20260915125109 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Generations - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Discovering a vial of the Jackal formula at Horizon High, the Spider Team realizes that the Jackal has returned since the Spider Island crisis. Spider-Man and Ghost-Spider track down Jackal's secret lab in an attempt to thwart the villain's latest evil plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125109 +0000" stop="20260915131312 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Venom - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Spider-Man and his allies attempt to track down the missing and dangerous Lizard, they discover that Venom has returned to seek revenge on the earth.</desc>
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    <title>Horizon High (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Peter is accepted into Horizon High, a school of geniuses, where his best friend Harry Osborn was suspended; Peter makes his debut as Spider-Man and must fight the Vulture.</desc>
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    <title>Horizon High (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Scorpion is wreaking havoc at the museum and it is up to Spider-Man to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>Osborn Academy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Norman Osborn creates the Osborn Academy for Geniuses as a way of saving his son Harry the embarrassment of being suspended from Horizon High.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As Peter tries to get through his normal life, he contends with Black Cat to recover the item she stole from Horizon High.</desc>
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    <title>Party Animals - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Harry returns to Horizon High, and Max decides to throw the first ever dance party. During the party, the Rhino is born and causes havoc for the students.</desc>
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    <title>Sandman - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man meets Sandman and helps him reunite with his estranged daughter with some assistance from the Venom symbiote.</desc>
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    <title>Symbiotic Relationship - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man uses his new black costume but it wants to destroy him.</desc>
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    <title>Stark Expo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ghost hijacks the Stark Expo and Spider-Man must unleash the symbiote to save lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160255 +0000" stop="20260915162408 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Spider-Man - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Miles Morales is bitten by an experimental spider and gains spider powers, so Spider-Man teaches him the responsibilities of being a superhero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162408 +0000" stop="20260915164521 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kraven's Amazing Hunt - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kraven the Hunter does a live broadcast of his hunt for Spider-Man.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween Moon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night, Spider-Man must team up with the incredible Hulk to stop Man-Wolf, a super-strong gamma-powered werewolf, from infecting the rest of Manhattan.</desc>
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    <title>Spider-Man on Ice - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spidey must stop a low-level villain who has acquired some impressive freezing technology.</desc>
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    <title>Venom - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The symbiote has escaped the Avengers Compound and attached itself to a new host. Now Spidey must find out how to beat it and who the new person is underneath.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174859 +0000" stop="20260915181012 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screwball Live - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man is targeted by a new costumed figure named Screwball for a series of online prank videos which block him from fighting crime.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (1) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Otto Octavius is caught in an explosion that fuses his robot arms to his body, Spider-Man sees the opportunity to recruit "The Octopus" into becoming a hero.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spidey invites The Octopus to patrol the streets alongside Miles and himself until it becomes clear that Otto isn't exactly a team player.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (3) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Peter spends a day at Oz Academy in the hopes of finding a clue that will convince Harry that his Dad is out to destroy Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191623 +0000" stop="20260915193830 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Doc Ock (4) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must team up with Gwen Stacy and a reluctant Harry Osborn to investigate the truth behind the missing Raymond Warren aka the Jackal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121423 +0000" stop="20260915123632 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man-Wolf - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The team respond to a message from J.J. Jameson requesting for help to rescue his son who has disappeared on a mission working on the moon</desc>
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    <title>Swarm - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A disgruntled Stark Industries scientist named Michael Tan develops and envelops himself in a swarm of self-replicating nanobots. Now Spider-Man must work with Iron Man to contain Swarm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125840 +0000" stop="20260915132049 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Using a Norn Stone, Loki shrinks Spider-Man's team while looking for Thor. Nick Fury has Spider-Man's team placed in the Helicarrier's D.A.Y.C.A.R.E. area while S.H.I.E.L.D. continues to look for Thor. With Thor also having been shrunk, Spider-Man's team must find a way to help Thor fight Loki and the Destroyer Armor and return to normal size.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132049 +0000" stop="20260915134258 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey of the Iron Fist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man travels to the mystical city of K’un L’un to help Iron Fist fulfill his destiny. But The Scorpion plans to destroy them both.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134258 +0000" stop="20260915140506 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Spider-Hulk - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and The Hulk switch minds, leading to lots of craziness and a clobberin’ from The Thing of The Fantastic Four.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140506 +0000" stop="20260915142715 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stan by Me - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man, Mary Jane, Harry and Stan the Janitor have to descend into the sewer tunnels beneath Midtown High to track down the Lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142715 +0000" stop="20260915144923 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Deadpool - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Deadpool returns to SHIELD to help find the accomplice that stole a list of secret identities, so Spider-Man joins him to track down Taskmaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144923 +0000" stop="20260915151132 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venom Bomb - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must work with his nemesis, Doctor Octopus, when The Green Goblin unleashes Venom  on the Tricarrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151132 +0000" stop="20260915153341 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardians of the Galaxy - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Nova team up with The Guardian’s of the Galaxy on a deep space adventure to save Earth from destruction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153341 +0000" stop="20260915155549 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parent Trap - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Power Man infiltrate Zodiac's base to discover what happened to Power Man's parents</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155549 +0000" stop="20260915161758 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mutant terrorist Arcade emerges as a major threat to S.H.I.E.L.D. Spider-Man must adapt to defeat this cyber-villain but needs help. Teaming up with Captain America and Wolverine, they face Arcade in his own deadly game. The question remains: can they stop him before it's game over?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161758 +0000" stop="20260915164007 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween for Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man, but there's no time for Spider-Man and his friends to trick-or-treat when they find themselves attacked by evil vampires led by Dracula himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164007 +0000" stop="20260915170215 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Howling Commandos - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Spidey's only hope of stopping a world takeover is to team up with Nick Fury's secret team of super-powered monsters, The Howling Commandos. Led by Jack Russell, aka Werewolf by Night, The Howling Commandos include vampire hunter Blade, The Living Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster and Man-Thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170215 +0000" stop="20260915172423 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance Hero - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man forms an unlikely partnership with a cured Norman Osborn. But is Norman really a hero as the Iron Patriot?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172423 +0000" stop="20260915174632 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandman Returns - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Sandman proves he might not be the biggest bad after all. He's given the chance to start all over and Spidey must mentor his former foe as he struggles against his old instincts. What side will Sandman ultimately choose, hero or villain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174632 +0000" stop="20260915180840 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Sinister Six - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Doc Ock launches a surprise attack on Spider-Man and the heroes. They soon find themselves in one of the most challenging battles of the season when they're up against the newly reformed Sinister Six. Norman Osborn also returns as Iron Patriot despite Ock's alternate plans for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180840 +0000" stop="20260915183048 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man fights alone against his own team to save all of New York from being turned into Green Goblins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183048 +0000" stop="20260915185252 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Guardians of the Galaxy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Guardians of the Galaxy land on Earth to repair their ship at the same time Titus leads the Chitauri into targeting Nova's helmet. Now Spider-Man and Nova must work with the Guardians of the Galaxy to defeat Titus and the Chitauri.
This episode was originally aired out of order to promote the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185252 +0000" stop="20260915191536 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (1) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a case of mistaken identity, Spider-Man must convince his old team that he's the real Spider-Man before he is destroyed by his new team, the Avengers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191536 +0000" stop="20260915193738 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Loki joins forces with Doctor Octopus to destroy the Avengers and their newest member, Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193738 +0000" stop="20260915195911 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent Venom - S03E04</title>
    <desc>While trying to become a crime fighter, Flash Thompson gets permanently bonded with Venom. It's up to Spider-Man to rescue his one-time school bully from the attentions of Venom, Beetle and Taskmaster. In the end, Nick Fury decides to give Spider-Man his list of teenaged superheroes.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Party - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Congresswoman Geddes to a fancy dinner at her home, trying hard to ensure that everything is perfect.</desc>
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    <title>Just Friends - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Lou is still heartbroken over Edie's departure and asks Mary to help them get back together.</desc>
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    <title>We Want Baxter - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Phyllis persuades Ted to stand for local government. Ted agrees and goes so far as to quit his job at WJM-TV.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131852 +0000" stop="20260915134426 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Gave at the Office - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Murray's daughter, Bonnie, is looking for a job and Mary is persuaded into giving her one but Bonnie is not as efficient as everyone had hoped.</desc>
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    <title>Almost a Nun's Story - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Georgette finds Ted making out with a woman in his dressing room. She then decides to enter a nunnery, but the head nun talks her out of it.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday, Lou! - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mary plans a surprise party for Mr. Grant's birthday, only to find out too late that he hates birthday parties.</desc>
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    <title>WJM Tries Harder - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary begins dating the anchorman from Minneapolis's top news show and becomes ashamed of WJM-TV's smaller news operation.</desc>
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    <title>Cottage for Sale - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Phyllis, who has gotten her real estate license, persuades Lou to sell his house. However, Lou hasn't really made up his mind whether he wants to move.</desc>
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    <title>The Co-Producers - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rhoda are given permission to develop a new show for WJM but their dreams begin to fade when they find out that the hosts will be Ted and Sue Ann, who both begin to interfere with their plans.</desc>
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    <title>Best of Enemies - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Rhoda tells the secret of Mary's that she never graduated from college, as she claimed on her job application, and their friendship is suddenly put at risk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161759 +0000" stop="20260915164335 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Late... That's a Pun... Than Never - S04E20</title>
    <desc>To relieve her boredom, Mary jokingly writes a humorous obituary of one of the people in the WJM-TV file. Coincidentally, the same person dies the following day and the obituary is read on the air. Lou has no choice but to suspend Mary, but she threatens to quit in response.</desc>
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    <title>Ted Baxter Meets Walter Cronkite - S04E21</title>
    <desc>After a heavy self-promotion campaign, Ted wins his first Teddy Award. When Walter Cronkite comes to the newsroom, Ted assumes that he will be hired by the networks.</desc>
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    <title>Lou's Second Date - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Lou and Rhoda find they have a lot in common and begin seeing each other on a casual basis but everyone assumes that the romance is serious.</desc>
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    <title>Two Wrongs Don't Make a Writer - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Ted joins Mary at a night-school class in creative writing, and winds up plagiarizing her assignment.</desc>
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    <title>I Was a Single for WJM - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mary goes to a singles bar to research a documentary, but on the night the crew arrives for filming, the same people who were willing to tell Mary everything don't want to be seen on camera.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182609 +0000" stop="20260915185216 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Mary Richards Go to Jail? - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary refuses to reveal a news source for a story she produced and has to spend a night in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185216 +0000" stop="20260915191820 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Just Another Pretty Face - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary dates a man with whom she has nothing in common and becomes concerned that their relationship is superficial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191820 +0000" stop="20260915194424 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Sometimes Hurt the One You Hate - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Lou finally loses his temper with Ted when he endorses a political candidate on The Six O'clock News and throws him through the office doors. Lou feels guilty, and Ted takes advantage of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121306 +0000" stop="20260915131026 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S15E01</title>
    <desc>A new series of the cookery competition begins as John Torode and Gregg Wallace return to the judging table on the hunt for the next MasterChef champion.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S15E02</title>
    <desc>Seven more contestants compete, as finalists from 2015 return to help John Torode and Gregg Wallace with the judging.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S15E03</title>
    <desc>In this first quarter-final of the series, the six winners of the heats must impress food critic William Sitwell to keep their place in the competition.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S15E04</title>
    <desc>It's the second week of heats and seven more hopefuls need to pull out all the stops to prove to judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace that they have potential.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S15E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining cooks must prepare an impressive menu before John and Gregg decide who has what it takes to go through to the quarter-final.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S15E06</title>
    <desc>It's the quarter-final, and the six talented heat winners face a daunting test set by one of the country's toughest food critics, Grace Dent.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Seven more hopefuls pull out all the stops to prove to the judges they have what it takes as the third week of heats gets under way.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S15E08</title>
    <desc>Seven more amateurs try to prove that they have what it takes in the hope of being put through to the quarter-final.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S15E09</title>
    <desc>It is the quarter-final and the six heat winners continue to fight for their place.</desc>
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    <title>Sounds Like - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Based on a short story by Mike O’Driscoll. The story of Larry Pearce, an ordinary man blessed with gift/curse of extraordinary hearing that drives him to the brink of insanity, and forces him to take violent action to silence the horrific cacophony in his head.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pro-Life - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Pro-Life tells the story of a young girl trapped inside a clinic who discovers the only thing more dangerous than her pursuers is the demonic secret that she carries within her.</desc>
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    <title>Pelts - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Pelts is an erotic tale about stolen raccoon pelts that take violent revenge on those who seek to wear them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154246 +0000" stop="20260915164211 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Screwfly Solution - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Deadly virus infects the nation, that turns men into psychotic killers who attack every woman they see. A housewife and her daughter try to survive this madness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164211 +0000" stop="20260915174149 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valerie on the Stairs - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Rob Hanisee is a writer that has a strange apparition. Beautiful, naked and mysterious, Valerie might be the muse that Rob has always searched for - or the manifestation of a much darker force. Blood and death follow Rob across the line between life and art.</desc>
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    <title>Right to Die - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Her flesh has been burned and her body remains in coma but from a medical perspective, Abby is still alive. Her husband Cliff is determined to get a court order to stop her pain. But Abby's condition is worsening, she repeatedly flat-lines and is revived. Each time her body dies, her spirit grows stronger attacking those that have taken advantage of her plight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183948 +0000" stop="20260915193702 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We All Scream for Ice Cream - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A long time ago, a prank by a gang of kids known as the West End Bunch went wrong. Now grown up and a parent himself, former West-Ender Layne Banixter witnesses the friends of his youth murdered by their own children, who have turned against them. To save his own family Layne must face his fears and realize that sometimes the sins of the fathers are visited upon the son.</desc>
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    <title>Love, Fashion, and Money - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Lucy Darling, Xavier Mortimer, Alexandra Duvivier, David Gabbay, Jonathan Levitt, Adam Wylie, and My Uyên.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122652 +0000" stop="20260915124633 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conjurors, A Darling, and the Most Dangerous Card Trick - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Jonathan LaChance, Farrell Dillon, Nick Dopuch, The Conjurors, Chipper Lowell, Lucy Darling, and Rudy Coby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124633 +0000" stop="20260915130618 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire, Crush, and the Wacky Tacky Box - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Wayne Hoffman, Eric Jones, Ana DeGuzman, Rob Lake, Robert Ramirez, My Uyên, Dan Sperry, and Ed Alonzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130618 +0000" stop="20260915132604 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science, Oracles, and a Twist on Houdini - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Adam Wylie, Jonathan LaChance, Murray SawChuck, Clairvoyants, Eric Buss, Joshua Jay, and Naathan Phan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132604 +0000" stop="20260915134604 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubbly Pop, Magic Tech, and the Impaler - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are My Uyên, Andi Gladwin, Kevin Li, Shaun Jay, David Gabbay, Trigg Watson, and Wayne Hoffman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134604 +0000" stop="20260915140541 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old School Remix Volume I - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Murray SawChuck, Naathan Phan, Eric Jones, Ben Barnes, Ed Alonzo, Eric Eaton, and Robert Ramirez.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140541 +0000" stop="20260915142555 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Sperry Cherry, Darling - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Eric Eaton, Chipper Lowell, My Uyên, Dan Sperry, Rob Lake, Adam Wylie, and Lucy Darling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142555 +0000" stop="20260915144448 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Carpenter, Endless Wine and ... Ed Alonzo? - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ed Alonzo, Andi Gladwin, Shaun Jay, The Conjurors, Smoothini, and Eric Buss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144448 +0000" stop="20260915150407 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old School Remix Volume II - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ana DeGuzman, Ed Alonzo, Eric Buss, My Uyen, Kevin Li, Krystyn Lambert, and Farrell Dillon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150407 +0000" stop="20260915152449 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twists, Turns and the Magic Body Shop - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ruby Coby, Naathan Phan, Meir Yedid, Joshua Jay, Murray SawChuck, Alexandra Duvivier, The Conjurors, and Eric Eaton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152449 +0000" stop="20260915154329 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire, Bubbles, and Soul Mates - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Meir Yedid, Lucy Darling, Rudy Coby, My Uyen, Nick Dopuch, Meadow Perry, Rob Lake, and Dan Sperry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154329 +0000" stop="20260915160355 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knives Out and Other Strange Magic - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ed Alonzo, Deadly Game, Lucy Darling, Joshua Jay, Lioz, and Caleb Alexander.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160355 +0000" stop="20260915162441 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giant Drill, Magic on Edge, Floating Objects - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Alexandra Duvivier, Reza, Maxence Vire, Andi Gladwin, and Jaana Felicitas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162441 +0000" stop="20260915164430 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial By Fire, Quick Change, and the Uncanny - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Adam Wylie, Ed Alonzo, Joel Ward, Mat O’Neill, My Uyen, and Wayne Hoffman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164430 +0000" stop="20260915170458 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real, Tech, and the Triple Threat - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Deadly Games, Alex Ramone, Shoot Ogawa, Trigg Watson, Topas, and Chipper Lowell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170458 +0000" stop="20260915172510 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark, Darling and Twisted - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Murray SawChuck, Lucy Darling, Nick Dopuch, Dan Sperry, Naathan Phan, and Farrell Dillon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172510 +0000" stop="20260915174549 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool, Crazy and Close-Up - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Anna DeGuzman, Christian Mascia, Joel Meyers, Jeffrey Wang, Lioz, Alexandra Duvivier, and Reza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174549 +0000" stop="20260915180640 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pushing the Limits of Crazy Fun Magic - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Farrell Dillon, Deadly Games, Jaana Felicitas, Noah Sonie, Mat O’Neill, and Ed Alonzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180640 +0000" stop="20260915182708 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Magic, Lollipops, and Blades of Death - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Nick Dopuch, Christian Mascia, Andi Gladwin, Maxence Vire, Wayne Hoffman, and My Uyen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182708 +0000" stop="20260915184750 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flames, Floating, and Out of This World - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Chipper Lowell, Reza, Eric Eaton, Joel Meyers, Adam Wylie, and Trigg Watson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184750 +0000" stop="20260915190812 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beauty of Magic, Through the Metal Door, and My Magic Robot - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Shoot Ogawa, Keelan Leyser, Lucy Darling, Joshua Jay, Naathan Phan, Dan Sperry, and Christian Mascia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190812 +0000" stop="20260915192904 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic Roses, the Lucky Ring, and a Magical Romance - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ed Alonzo, Chipper Lowell, Murray SawChuck, Alexandra Duvivier, Andi Gladwin, Shaun Jay, and Christian Mascia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192904 +0000" stop="20260915194949 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pup Magic, Twisted Cards, and a Buzzsaw of Death - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Lucy Darling, Alex Ramon, Trino, Maxence Vire, Joshua Jay, Noah Sonie, and Reza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124426 +0000" stop="20260915133102 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Matlock manages to figure out what's going on, but his competition ices him out of the final round...or so it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133102 +0000" stop="20260915141740 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accident - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Eugene Dobbs and Nolan Wheeler are the perfect combination -- Dobbs presents the cases, and Wheeler does all the legwork. After Dobbs is unable to keep the promises he makes to football coach John Kramer, Dobbs meets his maker one night at the office, with Kramer as the prime suspect. Matlock takes the case, in part to prove to Kramer that not all lawyers are schmucks like Dobbs, and in part because the list of people who want Dobbs dead is getting longer by the minute as Matlock and Conrad find an interesting link between Dobbs, the owner of a local water park, and Dobbs' wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141740 +0000" stop="20260915150446 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Celebrity - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Ben defends a one time movie queen who is now a cosmetics mogul who is accused of murdering her ex-lover to prevent the publication of some revealing photos of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150446 +0000" stop="20260915155114 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witness Killings (1 &amp; 2) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Matlock goes back to his hometown for a family reunion, but things turn sticky when a good friend of his nephew's son dies, and his rival is charged with murder. Not only that, but the whole town seems to hate Matlock, as many of them believe he thinks he's better than them because he's a big city lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155114 +0000" stop="20260915163653 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strangler - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Serial killer Jeffrey Speidel strangles his victims. When Matlock gets inovlved in the case, Speidel makes a point of turning Matlock into his next target...his goal is to ruin Matlock publicly before killing him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163653 +0000" stop="20260915172354 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare - S06E03</title>
    <desc>After a bump on the head, Matlock has a nightmare where he is trapped in the Old West, and needs to save Conrad from an angry lynch mob when he is accused of murder. His is frequently distracted by Michelle, a beautiful saloon girl, and Julie, the vengeance-seeking sister of the dead man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172354 +0000" stop="20260915181124 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marriage Counselor - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When a marriage counselor is murdered, the suspects include not only his fellow co-workers, but also the couples he was treating...apparently part of his treatment involved seducing the female half of the couples.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181124 +0000" stop="20260915185826 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dame - S06E05</title>
    <desc>While dining with Julie, a chance meeting with a woman causes Ben to relate the story of his investigation, many years earlier, of a widow that Ben's father (played by Andy Griffith) believes may have been involved with the death of his friend - her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185826 +0000" stop="20260915194528 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suspect (1 &amp; 2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Matlock defends a wealthy widow charged with the murder of her husband, while Michelle helps to defend a father accused of murdering the drug dealer who got his child hooked...a dealer who just happened to be a cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120456 +0000" stop="20260915123031 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of McHale's Island - S01E10</title>
    <desc>McHale and the boys cook up a scheme to keep Binghamton from building a new Officer's Club on McHale's island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123031 +0000" stop="20260915125605 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day They Captured Santa Claus - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mchale decides for Christmas he and the crew of PT-73 will pay a visit to Sister Monique and the children dressed up in a Santa Claus outfit and elf outfits. Mchale would parachute from a plane first and meet the kids and PT-73 would follow a little while after. Mchale jumps in his Santa outfit but when he lands he finds the island was overtaken by Japanese and was captured. Mchale as usual cons his way through the interrogation and he claims that a new secret weapon is on it's way, just then PT-73   arrives singing Christmas carols and dressed in elf outfits. The Japanese commander becomes scared fearing that this was some kind new of physiological warfare and he surrenders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125605 +0000" stop="20260915132143 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Beast - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A Photo Journalist for the Office of War Information - an extremely unpleasant person, with whom McHale is familiar - is sent to Taratupa to do a story on PT Boats and their Crews.  Through a case of mistaken identity, McHale and the boys are stuck with her, and must scheme to try to get rid of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132143 +0000" stop="20260915134720 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Captain's Mission - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Binghamton’s reputation as a “desk jockey” brings on a desire for some real combat experience, so, while McHale is away at New Caledonia, he assumes command of the 73, and goes out looking for action, with disappointing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134720 +0000" stop="20260915141252 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send Us a Hero - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A U.S. Congresswoman comes to Taratupa, to find a War Hero to take on a Stateside War Bond tour, and Parker and the boys help McHale to get chosen for the job, thinking that they will be going along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141252 +0000" stop="20260915143828 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Captain Steals a Cook - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Another of Gruber's shady enterprises backfires, when Binghamton gets a taste of the delicious Polynesian cuisine that Fuji has been cooking up, for sale to the base personnel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143828 +0000" stop="20260915150404 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ensign Gets a Zero - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Complications arise, when Gruber falsifies Parker's gunnery score to keep Parker from being shipped out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150404 +0000" stop="20260915152940 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Raffle - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Christy finds out he's about to become a Father, so, while McHale is away in New Caledonia, Parker and the boys come up with a plan to raise money for expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152940 +0000" stop="20260915155513 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Our Engines is Missing - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The 73's engines are dying, and Binghamton uses the situation as an excuse to have McHale and his Crew reassigned. So McHale and the boys must scheme, to try to make the 73 healthy again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155513 +0000" stop="20260915162049 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Natives Get Restless - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Some local natives - who depend on McHale and his men for their income - are up in arms over Binghamton's having made their village off-limits to McHale and his Crew.  But Binghamton must re-establish good relations with them, for the upcoming inspection tour of The Undersecretary Of The Navy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162049 +0000" stop="20260915164624 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Confidence Game - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Parker requests a transfer, when he feels he's not getting the respect he deserves.  So, to change his mind, and build up his self-confidence, McHale puts him in charge of an important test mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164624 +0000" stop="20260915171156 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Pounds from Paradise - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Navy has issued a directive stating that all overweight Combat Officers will be shipped out, and, when Binghamton goes all out to see that McHale goes over the weight limit, the boys cook up a plan to keep him with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171156 +0000" stop="20260915173734 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washing Machine Charlie - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A pesky Japanese Pilot - whom the base personnel have dubbed "Washing Machine Charlie" - is wreaking havoc, with his daily strafing runs on Taratupa, and McHale and the 73 Crew have an incentive to bring him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173734 +0000" stop="20260915180258 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nippon Nancy Calling - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When a Japanese radio announcer broadcasts details about Captain Binghamton that only someone close to him would know, Binghamton immediately suspects McHale and The 73 Crew, and enlists Parker's aid in nailing the traitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180258 +0000" stop="20260915182833 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Enchanted Weekend - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lovely Yvette Gerard has invited Parker to join her for a weekend at her island home.  When Binghamton denies him leave, McHale works up a plan for Parker to have a "working vacation" on the island, which winds up with an unexpected bonus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182833 +0000" stop="20260915185409 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mothers of PT 73 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Trouble ensues, when Parker inadvertently invites three of the 73 Crew's Mothers - including his own - to visit Taratupa for Mother's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185409 +0000" stop="20260915191942 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H.M.S. 73 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Binghamton schemes to get McHale chosen for a Liaison Officer's position, in Sydney, Austrailia.  But, when McHale finds out that he will be going alone, and for the duration, he and his crew cook up a plan to get him off the hook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191942 +0000" stop="20260915194517 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wreath for McHale - S01E27</title>
    <desc>McHale and the 73 Crew are missing, and presumed dead, and Binghamton uses the situation for attention from a visiting War Correspondent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120822 +0000" stop="20260915125320 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The End - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A super-charged Mech-X4 races around the world to defeat Traeger's beasts; Ryan must make one of his toughest decisions yet: save his friend or save the world.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Call It MECH-X4! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan Walker, a freshman at Bay City High, has technopathy – the extraordinary ability to control technology with his mind. His talent mysteriously awakens the giant robot, MECH-X4.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133651 +0000" stop="20260915135821 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Get Some Air! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-infected Harris starts turning into a monster, the team goes on a mission to find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135821 +0000" stop="20260915141950 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Open the Monster Heart! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ryan uses his "technopathic" powers to access a powerful laser for the team to use and crack open the captive monster’s heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141950 +0000" stop="20260915144135 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Be Idiots! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harris convinces Ryan to join a skate competition, meanwhile, an upgraded flying Jaguasaur is deployed to lure the team and MECH-X4 into action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144135 +0000" stop="20260915150302 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Survive in the Woods! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Principal Grey sets a trap for Ryan, Harris and Spyder while they’re on a camping trip, which leaves MECH-X4 and Mark in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150302 +0000" stop="20260915152402 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get Our Robot Back! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team must rescue Mark and reclaim their robot before it's destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152402 +0000" stop="20260915154532 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get the Big Bad! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys reluctantly join forces with an enemy to try and defeat a greater threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154532 +0000" stop="20260915160717 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Deal With Our Stuff! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ryan's inner turmoil over a shocking personal revelation causes his power to short circuit, endangering the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160717 +0000" stop="20260915162742 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Some Answers! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team follows clues to Leo's last known location and find themselves facing unexpected threats from a prototype version of Mech-X4.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162742 +0000" stop="20260915164813 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go Clubbing! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Harris' experiment at the science fair goes haywire with potentially explosive consequences, the school's MECH-X4 fan club threatens to uncover Ryan's secret identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164813 +0000" stop="20260915170852 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Leo! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On the robot's first ever deep-sea mission, Ryan and the team discover the terrifying truth behind the monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915170852 +0000" stop="20260915173036 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Dig Deep! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With help from his team and a dangerous new technology, Ryan goes on a mission into the mind of his enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173036 +0000" stop="20260915175305 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Destroy Some Ooze! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The MECH-X4 team sets out to stop the villain's final plan before it can start.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175305 +0000" stop="20260915181505 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's End This! (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Now considered a danger, the guys and MECH-X4 must dodge authorities while trying to fight a monster unlike any other before.</desc>
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    <title>Let's End This! (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team fight to finish off the monsters!</desc>
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    <title>Versus The New Evil - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan's attempt to fit in at his new school is interrupted when the team must stop a superpowered enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185913 +0000" stop="20260915192112 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Deep - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys take MECH-X4 to the depths of the Bay to try and recover the terrifying monster heart.</desc>
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    <title>Versus The Outbreak - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-based zombie virus infects the students of East Bay City High, Harris must team up with his science rival Veracity to figure out an antidote to save their school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120344 +0000" stop="20260915123230 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stag Night - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gary and Tony set out to celebrate Gary's stag night after Dorothy decides that it's time Gary showed "real committment" by marrying her. Gary suggests to Dorothy that buying a dog together might be an alternative.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The day of Gary and Dorothy's wedding arrives and both of them are having second thoughts. Tony, however, is ""on a promise"" if the wedding goes ahead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130145 +0000" stop="20260915133022 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Tony becomes obsessively jealous when he thinks that Deborah fancies another man. Gary and Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend a weekend in a caravan out in the country. Gary is trying to give up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133022 +0000" stop="20260915135934 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watching TV - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gary, Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend an evening watching television. At least, Tony tries to watch television. The other three seem hell bent on making Tony look like an idiot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135934 +0000" stop="20260915142848 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Tony tries to talk Deborah into making love in unusual places. He also has to try to make a good impression on Deborah's mother. Dorothy talks Gary into seeing a relationship counsellor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142848 +0000" stop="20260915145757 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sofa - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Dorothy talks Gary into getting rid of his 25-year-old sofa. Gary reminisces about the events his sofa has 'witnessed'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145757 +0000" stop="20260915152202 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intruders - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gary wants to leave his girlfriend, Dorothy, but she decides to leave him first. Gary owns a flat and needs a lodger to help pay the mortgage. Unfortunately, he's got Dermot as a lodger and he's no help at all. A young woman named Deborah moves into the flat upstairs and Dermot immediately decides he's in love with her. The feeling isn't mutual though!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152202 +0000" stop="20260915154546 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gary and Dermot play chess to decide who will win an evening of pleasure</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154546 +0000" stop="20260915160939 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alarms &amp; Setbacks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gary tries to impress Deborah by installing a burglar alarm while Dermot tries to impress her by offering his body!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160939 +0000" stop="20260915163351 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gary suggests to Dorothy that they should have an ""open relationship"". Much to his surprise, she agrees. Dermot makes greater efforts to get somewhere with Deborah</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163351 +0000" stop="20260915165756 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex &amp; Violence - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dermot organises a romantic dinner for Deborah</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165756 +0000" stop="20260915172122 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brilliant Career - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gary thinks that he's been offered a new job so takes his staff out to dinner so that he can tell them that he's leaving! Will he be correct? Meanwhile, Dermot loses his job after he dangles a customer by the ankles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172122 +0000" stop="20260915174518 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gary &amp; Tony - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dermot has left the flat and gone abroad so Gary advertises for a new lodger. After interviewing a string of very strange and weird applicants, Gary offers the room to a bloke called Tony. Also, Anthea asks Gary for a pay rise and gets locked in the stationery cupboard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174518 +0000" stop="20260915180945 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Boy - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tony tries to impress Deborah by pretending that he can speak German - His plan backfires, however, when Debs gets a letter from a German customer and asks him to translate it for her! Gary begins to suspect that Tony is gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180945 +0000" stop="20260915183316 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Dump Your Girlfriend - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Deborah is ill, so Tony decides to look after her. Meanwhile, Tony decides that his girlfriend is getting too serious for his liking so sets about finding a way of dumping her without having to tell her face to face!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183316 +0000" stop="20260915185556 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troublesome 12 Inch - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dorothy demands an explanation when Tony sells one of her LP records, which is a 'rare' collectors' item worth £200, which is green in colour. Gary has to find a replacement! - The replacement LP is black, so Gary tries to paint it green! When Dorothy is not convinced, he has to pay her £200. Then, Tony tells him that there was a misprint in the catalogue - the green LP was only worth a few pounds!!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185556 +0000" stop="20260915192002 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Nowhere - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gary and Deborah are trapped in a lift together. Tony has bought an old van and equips it with an electric blanket - Can you guess why?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192002 +0000" stop="20260915194348 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People Behaving Irritatingly - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tony's brother has come to stay and so does his girlfriend. Gary ends up wanting to kill both of them. Then he finds out that her parents have a holiday villa which might be available for a free holiday. Now he'll have to be nice to them both!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120336 +0000" stop="20260915121452 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fanklok - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Nathan begins dating a hardcore Dethklok fan, against the advice of his bandmates. The rest of Dethklok takes up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121452 +0000" stop="20260915122608 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diversityklok - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Accusations of racism are leveled at the band, so they open an urban youth center to improve their image. Elsewhere, Toki starts a club but excludes Murderface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122608 +0000" stop="20260915123724 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prankklok - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The guys pull pranks and go on vacation to celebrate the release of their album, but Nathan senses that something is not right with their latest release. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki plot revenge on Murderface for his pranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123724 +0000" stop="20260915124841 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motherklok - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Dethklok opens a Dethfair in Tomahawk, Wisconsin; Pickles goes into realty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124841 +0000" stop="20260915125936 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bookklok - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Toki writes a tell-all book about Skwisgaar and becomes lead guitarist for the band, but the pressure may be more than he can handle. Elsewhere, Nathan buys a defibrillator as a toy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125936 +0000" stop="20260915131053 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writersklok - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The band’s new female producer sends them on a vacation to help write songs for the new album. The getaway proves anything but relaxing, however, when they end up in a brutal country and are sold into sex slavery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131053 +0000" stop="20260915132209 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethcamp - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Toki goes to rock-and-roll camp and is bullied by other campers. But he soon finds an ally in a former Dethklok guitarist. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Murderface binge on candy and horror movies while Toki is away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132209 +0000" stop="20260915133326 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethvanity - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Murderface goes to Mexico for plastic surgery after he receives a dubious award. The rest of the guys, meanwhile, deal with the effects of aging and years of hard living.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133326 +0000" stop="20260915134439 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Downklok - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134439 +0000" stop="20260915135554 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethdinner - S04E10</title>
    <desc>As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135554 +0000" stop="20260915140709 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakup Klok - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Skwisgaar look for a brand new sound that does not suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman. Meanwhile, Selatcia takes Dethklok’s weakness as the opportune time to strike!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140709 +0000" stop="20260915141826 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Church of the Black Klok - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Dethklok is notified of a looming secret that has been around for hundreds of years: the secret of the Metalocalypse. Before they can contemplate what this means, however, Nathan must give a eulogy and do the most brutal thing he has ever done: get in touch with his emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141826 +0000" stop="20260915142958 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Dethklok - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142958 +0000" stop="20260915144130 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethwater - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion wants the band's next album to be the ultimate smash hit. So, to achieve this goal, he decides to have a recording session locked in a Russian nuclear submarine that is moving through the Mariana Trench - the deepest, darkest location in the Earth's crust itself. How brutal is that?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144130 +0000" stop="20260915145302 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Dethday (a.k.a. Birthdayface) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145302 +0000" stop="20260915150434 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethtroll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150434 +0000" stop="20260915151605 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethkomedy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dethklok decides to try their hand at standup comedy in order to avoid burning out on metal. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler while the rest of the band learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151605 +0000" stop="20260915152736 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethfam - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. They are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of the 'Parents of Dethklok' album, but soon realize the depth of their parents' anger. The guys learn an important lesson: there's nothing more brutal in this world than raising children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152736 +0000" stop="20260915153908 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Performance Klok - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dethklok has a huge fight on stage, which prompts the record label to hire a performance coach to keep the band together. The band falls in love with therapy for all the wrong reasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153908 +0000" stop="20260915155040 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes n' Barrels - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Pickles decides to go on a reunion tour with his old band, Snakes 'n' Barrels. The government plots to use a new super-drug to erase Pickles' mind and 'reprogram' him, thereby destroying Dethklok from within.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155040 +0000" stop="20260915160212 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mordland - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mordhouse, the home of Dethklok, opens its gates to the public for the first time in celebration of International Dethfan Day. Will the band and their fans make it through the experience? Dethklok find themselves in potential trouble after two Internet geeks threaten to release the band's exclusive, one-time-only, fan song over the internet unless they give in to their demands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160212 +0000" stop="20260915161339 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (a.k.a. FatKlok) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Upon learning that they've once again earned too much money over the past year, the band tries to "donate" as much as they can to charity as a tax write-off. The guys also unwisely attempt fatherhood and play a landmark concert with the London Philharmonic Orchestra which ends with a killer laser light show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161339 +0000" stop="20260915162507 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skwisklok - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals. Metal legend King Diamond guest stars as Ronald Von Monoldburg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162507 +0000" stop="20260915163638 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murdering Outside the Box - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dethklok has an end of the quarter employee evaluation to find out who has been embezzling from the company. The patronizing evaluation start off with a pep talk and a corporate video that will have audiences and Dethfans alike vying for a spot on the Dethklok payroll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163638 +0000" stop="20260915164810 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Forth and Die - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Continually plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion decides to attempt to earn his GED.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164810 +0000" stop="20260915165941 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bluesklok - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After a concert that Dethklok didn't perform, but just stood on the stage, they travel to Mississippi to learn about the blues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165941 +0000" stop="20260915171113 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Religionklok - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true calling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171113 +0000" stop="20260915172244 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethkids - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172244 +0000" stop="20260915173416 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethclown - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173416 +0000" stop="20260915174548 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girlfriendklok - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's new controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the entire band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174548 +0000" stop="20260915175720 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethstars - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The band is given a movie development deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175720 +0000" stop="20260915180852 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Metalocalypse Has Begun - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dethklok receives death threats from fans right before the first live performance of Dethwater. Krosier and Ravenwood attempt to take Dethklok out, with the help of an old enemies brother... With the secret army on the horizon waiting for the right moment to strike, will Dethklok make it through this?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180852 +0000" stop="20260915182017 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethecution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dethklok has withdrawn from the public eye, and fan suicide rates are climbing. The US government hatches a plan to bring the band out of hiding and restore world order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182017 +0000" stop="20260915183149 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethlessons - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Toki Wartooth is fed up playing in the shadow of Skwisgaar's lead guitar. Under the tutelage of a crusty old guitar master, Toki learns that the heart, too, has strings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183149 +0000" stop="20260915184320 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethvengeance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The wounded, the scarred, and the disfigured unite. Meanwhile, an oblivious Dethklok spends their studio time recording onto the purest of all analog formats: water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184320 +0000" stop="20260915185453 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethdoubles - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a massive shootout at a Duncan Hills Coffeeshop opening, Dethklok invest in the ultimate protection - another Dethklok. But are these dopplegangers really all that they seem?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185453 +0000" stop="20260915190624 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethfashion - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dethklok enters the fashion industry to promote their new clothing line, and in the the process experiences the brutality of negative body image, dieting, and bulimia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190624 +0000" stop="20260915191756 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanzo - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Roxo (The Rock 'n Roll Clown, He does Cocaine) is on the lamb and Toki decides to hide him at Mordhouse. The band decides to stage an intervention for Roxo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191756 +0000" stop="20260915192928 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethwedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Pickles's brother is getting married and Dethklok are asked to appear at the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192928 +0000" stop="20260915194059 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PR Pickles - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Pickles gets a new PR lady who inflates his fame, prompting jealousy from his bandmates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194059 +0000" stop="20260915195231 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethcarraldo - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The band travels to the Amazon and learns about the native brutality of Nathan's ancestors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121116 +0000" stop="20260915125950 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Viejo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Crockett &amp; Tubbs keep tabs on a crusty old stranger who plans to cut a deal with a murderous Bolivian drug dealer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125950 +0000" stop="20260915134726 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Living Through Chemistry - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tubbs' former partner frames him when he abducts a chemist for some drug dealers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134726 +0000" stop="20260915143559 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Blues - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Unexpected contraband--babies and a stowaway mother seeking the child taken from her--puts the cops on the trail of an adoption ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143559 +0000" stop="20260915152604 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streetwise - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An undercover cop and his hooker lover help the detectives find the source of some pharmaceutical grade cocaine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152604 +0000" stop="20260915161405 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive Us Our Debts - S03E11</title>
    <desc>New leads persuade Crockett that a man he put on death row might be innocent, but a campaign-conscious DA is reluctant to help.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Down for the Count (1) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Zito reluctantly uses a boxer as bait to help the vice squad nail a former drug kingpin involved in bookmaking; it ends in tragedy and the loss of a comrade for the vice cops.</desc>
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    <title>Down for the Count (2) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Switek is outraged by Internal Affairs' findings; Crockett and Tubbs' TV gambit may prove fatal when a mobster reclaims the action lost to Guzman.</desc>
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    <title>Cuba Libre - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Crockett &amp; Tubbs stumble onto a plot by fanatical Cuban commandos to assassinate an important Cuban diplomat.</desc>
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    <title>Duty and Honor (a.k.a. The Savage) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Castillo is not the only one to realize that a series of prostitute murders matches the M.O. of killings in Vietnam in the early 70s; the cops get help on the case from a man claiming to be a Vietnamese inspector.</desc>
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    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
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    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Minnie Mouse needs inspiration for her paintings and Mickey tries to help by posing with a flower. However, Spike the Bee won't leave him alone.</desc>
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    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie go on a cruise to relax, but because they're in the VIP Experience they have to endure all the activities.</desc>
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    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
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    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
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    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
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    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>Year of the Dog - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.</desc>
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    <title>The Fancy Gentleman - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.</desc>
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    <title>New Shoes - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy experience life from each other's perspective after accidentally switching bodies.</desc>
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    <title>Springtime - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The arrival of spring is placed in jeopardy when winter refuses to relinquish its grasp of the season.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125300 +0000" stop="20260915125630 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey breaks a mirror which begins a terrible streak of bad luck and leads to his frantic search for a good luck charm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915125630 +0000" stop="20260915130000 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130000 +0000" stop="20260915130330 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie race to capture a runaway film reel as it wreaks havoc around a big Hollywood movie studio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130330 +0000" stop="20260915130719 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey helps his scooter woo the bike of his dreams after seeing her on the streets of Rome</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130719 +0000" stop="20260915131108 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to help Peg Leg Pete regain his mojo when a new bully shows up in town and steals the spotlight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131108 +0000" stop="20260915131456 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915131456 +0000" stop="20260915132216 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey's wish for a surprise-free birthday ends up becoming the biggest surprise of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132216 +0000" stop="20260915132604 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey suffers an identity crisis after realizing that all of his friends have signature hats, but he has nothing.</desc>
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    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie gleefully set out to cross Africa's Serengeti after missing the bus back to their hometown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132953 +0000" stop="20260915133342 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is haunted by guilt after failing to pay the fee on a toll road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133342 +0000" stop="20260915134101 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outta Time - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald set out to rescue Goofy after he time travels back to the past in one of Professor Von Drake's inventions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134101 +0000" stop="20260915134450 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Little Garden - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to trim his little garden after it grows into an unruly, wild jungle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134450 +0000" stop="20260915134838 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You, Me, and Fifi - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey seeks to win the love of Minnie's feisty, little dog, Fifi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915134838 +0000" stop="20260915135227 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outback at Ya! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey's desire to throw a boomerang creates a series of dangerous, unintended consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Our Homespun Melody - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to cure his prize-winning pig after he loses his adorable squeal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135616 +0000" stop="20260915140005 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Moon - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie are led around the world on a never-ending quest for romance by their biggest fan, the Moon.</desc>
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    <title>Easy Street - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Pluto turns jealous after Goofy moves in and starts behaving like Mickey's new dog.</desc>
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    <title>Two Can't Play - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie attempt to beat Donald and Daisy in a game of doubles tennis.</desc>
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    <title>Our Floating Dreams - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie vie for the perfect spot to sell their goods at one of Thailand's busiest floating markets.</desc>
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    <title>Gone to Pieces - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald struggle to rebuild their best friend trio after Goofy gets broken into a pile of incomprehensible pieces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141520 +0000" stop="20260915141908 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carried Away - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie's canoe goes off course and takes them on a dangerous, globe-trekking adventure!</desc>
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    <title>Croissant de Triomphe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Minnie's café runs out of croissants and they are in big demand by the customers. So Mickey has to speed through Paris on his scooter to deliver the croissants.</desc>
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    <title>No Service - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Waiting for Minnie and Daisy's arrival, Mickey and Donald buy lunch only to be rejected by Goofy's "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. The two make a deal and Mickey gives his clothes to Donald who uses this deal for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142616 +0000" stop="20260915142950 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yodelberg - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an old alpine yodeling mountain, Mickey must be quiet to yodel with Minnie who lives on top of the mountain. However, he is caught in a loud avalanche and while climbing up he must avoid hundreds of cuckoo clocks, Matterhorn Bobsleds abominable snowman, a pig belching contest, and a bag of chips.</desc>
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    <title>New York Weenie - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey chases a runaway hot dog through Central Park, New York.</desc>
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    <title>Tokyo Go - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey accidentally boards the wrong train and must get to his regular train.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143729 +0000" stop="20260915144118 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stayin' Cool - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On the hottest day of the year, Mickey, Donald and Goofy try to find ways to keep cool.</desc>
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    <title>Gasp! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a sneaky cat breaks Mickey's fish bowl, he attempts to save his pet fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915144508 +0000" stop="20260915144858 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panda-monium - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to photograph a bashful panda bear at the Beijing Zoo.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Ear Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey unbelievably loses his trademark round ears and has to hunt them down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145247 +0000" stop="20260915145637 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghoul Friend - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey's car breaks down in a graveyard, where he is haunted by a zombie Goofy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145637 +0000" stop="20260915150026 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Show - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Pluto gets injured, Goofy is forced to substitute him for a dog show that Mickey entered Pluto in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150026 +0000" stop="20260915150415 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'O Sole Minnie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to woo Minnie over the course of a busy day in Venice, Italy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150415 +0000" stop="20260915151134 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potatoland - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Goofy has longed to go to "Potatoland", the potato themed amusement park. Only thing is, such a park doesn't exist. Not wanting to disappoint him, Mickey and Donald build a Potatoland, basing it off of Disneyland.</desc>
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    <title>Sleepwalkin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mickey decides to watch over Goofy, since he's been having problems with sleepwalking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151523 +0000" stop="20260915151913 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipperboobootosis - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Donald gets a foot ailment called "Flipperboobootosis", but refuses to go to the doctor to get treatment, so Mickey and Goofy try to help him find a cure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151913 +0000" stop="20260915152302 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tapped Out - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Goofy volunteers Mickey to fight Pete in a wrestling match.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915152302 +0000" stop="20260915152651 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Third Wheel - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie are on a romantic dinner, but Goofy keeps interrupting.</desc>
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    <title>The Adorable Couple - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie try to make Donald and Daisy happy.</desc>
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    <title>Cable Car Chaos - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie must stop a runaway cable car as it careens through the streets of San Francisco.</desc>
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    <title>Fire Escape - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to rescue Minnie from her burning apartment building.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153819 +0000" stop="20260915154208 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eau de Minnie - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Minnie’s new perfume enchants an entire city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154208 +0000" stop="20260915154557 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Futebol Clássico - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries desperately to find the perfect view at the World Cup final in Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Down the Hatch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Goofy get trapped inside Donald's body after they accidentally get shrunken down to miniature proportions.</desc>
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    <title>Goofy's Grandma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to let Goofy's grandma stay at his house, but he soon learns that she isn't the sweet old lady she appears to be.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Donald - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is eager to set sail on Donald's boat, which leads the duck to reveal his secret: he doesn't know how to sail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155704 +0000" stop="20260915160053 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumbai Madness - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on an epic odyssey across India after his taxi picks up an Elephant who needs to make one simple stop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160053 +0000" stop="20260915160442 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boiler Room - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must face a monster living in the basement of Minnie’s apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Space Walkies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey's routine space mission turns complicated after Pluto reveals that he has to go to the bathroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160831 +0000" stop="20260915161220 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mickey Monkey - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey struggles to get his life back after a mischievous monkey steals his identity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161220 +0000" stop="20260915161609 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clogged - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Minnie attempts to make a windmill work in order to save a flower in her garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161609 +0000" stop="20260915161957 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goofy's First Love - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald try to help a hapless Goofy woo the love of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915161957 +0000" stop="20260915162346 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doggone Biscuits - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Minnie is in big trouble after she inadvertently feeds Pluto an entire bag of dog treats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162346 +0000" stop="20260915162735 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workin' Stiff - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald struggle to help Goofy get through a job interview.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162735 +0000" stop="20260915163124 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al Rojo Vivo - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's red-hot temper entices a bull to chase him through the streets of Pamplona, Spain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163124 +0000" stop="20260915163513 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottle Shocked - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to keep a precious bottle safe after everything around him threatens to break it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163513 +0000" stop="20260915163902 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flower for Minnie - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on a quest to find the perfect flower for Minnie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915163902 +0000" stop="20260915164251 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bronco Busted - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey enters a rodeo competition in order to bail his friends out of a desperate situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164251 +0000" stop="20260915164621 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coned! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Pluto has to wear a dog cone, Mickey puts another one on himself to show Pluto it's not so bad and ends up blindly putting himself in danger while Pluto has to keep him safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164621 +0000" stop="20260915164952 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Man Band - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey struggles to find a suitable playing spot for his one-man band across various parts of London.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164952 +0000" stop="20260915165322 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish Upon a Coin - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie’s wish to live happily ever after (along with everyone else's wishes), are put in danger after Pete steals all the coins from the wishing well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165322 +0000" stop="20260915165653 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mickey realizes there are no snacks for movie night, he braves a storm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165653 +0000" stop="20260915170023 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Gears - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey does battle with his car after it refuses to take him to the beach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170023 +0000" stop="20260915170353 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black and White - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to save face in front of Minnie after he’s scared as white as a ghost.</desc>
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    <title>¡Feliz Cumpleaños! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey gets an unpleasant surprise for his birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170723 +0000" stop="20260915171443 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonders of the Deep - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy must save Professor Von Drake after accidentally jettisoning him out of a submarine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171443 +0000" stop="20260915171813 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Hogs - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must chase down a motorcycle gang that has absconded with Minnie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171813 +0000" stop="20260915172144 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When people keep asking to borrow things from Mickey, he realizes that he has trouble saying "No."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172144 +0000" stop="20260915172514 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roughin' It - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey's dream of camping the old fashioned way is threatened after Donald shows up in a state-of-the-art RV.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172514 +0000" stop="20260915172904 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancevidaniya - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey squares off against Peg Leg Pete in a Russian folk dance battle to rescue Minnie from his clutches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172904 +0000" stop="20260915173234 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couple Sweaters - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to get through a date with Minnie wearing the world's most uncomfortable sweater.</desc>
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    <title>Turkish Delights - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A pair of jealous merchants threatens Mickey's treats stand inside the Grand Bazaar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173605 +0000" stop="20260915173936 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sock Burglar - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Minnie knits a plan to catch a dastardly villain who is stealing everyone's socks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173936 +0000" stop="20260915174636 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ku'u Lei Melody - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's determination to write an illusive song leads him on a mystical journey through the Hawaiian Islands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174636 +0000" stop="20260915175006 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Entombed - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie get separated inside a spooky tomb located under the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175006 +0000" stop="20260915175337 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Reservations - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Minnie and her friends attempt to get into the hottest, yet most impossibly booked restaurant in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175337 +0000" stop="20260915180037 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey is forced to wrangle two very different Donalds after Professor Von Drake's latest invention splits him in half.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180037 +0000" stop="20260915180408 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a journey through the world of sports to learn the true meaning of sportsmanship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180408 +0000" stop="20260915180739 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy's entire summer is placed in jeopardy after they discover their swimming hole’s been stolen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180739 +0000" stop="20260915181109 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canned - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to help a sweet old lady put out her trash only to find it's transformed into something monstrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181109 +0000" stop="20260915181440 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown and Out - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181440 +0000" stop="20260915181811 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915181811 +0000" stop="20260915182156 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Minnie Mouse needs inspiration for her paintings and Mickey tries to help by posing with a flower. However, Spike the Bee won't leave him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182156 +0000" stop="20260915182526 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie go on a cruise to relax, but because they're in the VIP Experience they have to endure all the activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182526 +0000" stop="20260915182912 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182912 +0000" stop="20260915183243 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183243 +0000" stop="20260915183628 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183628 +0000" stop="20260915184014 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184014 +0000" stop="20260915184344 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184344 +0000" stop="20260915184717 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184717 +0000" stop="20260915185047 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of the Dog - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185047 +0000" stop="20260915185418 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fancy Gentleman - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185418 +0000" stop="20260915185748 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Shoes - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy experience life from each other's perspective after accidentally switching bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185748 +0000" stop="20260915190448 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Springtime - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The arrival of spring is placed in jeopardy when winter refuses to relinquish its grasp of the season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190448 +0000" stop="20260915190818 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey breaks a mirror which begins a terrible streak of bad luck and leads to his frantic search for a good luck charm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190818 +0000" stop="20260915191148 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191148 +0000" stop="20260915191518 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie race to capture a runaway film reel as it wreaks havoc around a big Hollywood movie studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191518 +0000" stop="20260915191907 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey helps his scooter woo the bike of his dreams after seeing her on the streets of Rome</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191907 +0000" stop="20260915192256 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to help Peg Leg Pete regain his mojo when a new bully shows up in town and steals the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192256 +0000" stop="20260915192645 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192645 +0000" stop="20260915193404 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey's wish for a surprise-free birthday ends up becoming the biggest surprise of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193404 +0000" stop="20260915193753 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey suffers an identity crisis after realizing that all of his friends have signature hats, but he has nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193753 +0000" stop="20260915194142 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie gleefully set out to cross Africa's Serengeti after missing the bus back to their hometown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194142 +0000" stop="20260915194530 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is haunted by guilt after failing to pay the fee on a toll road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915194530 +0000" stop="20260915195249 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outta Time - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald set out to rescue Goofy after he time travels back to the past in one of Professor Von Drake's inventions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195249 +0000" stop="20260915195638 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Little Garden - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to trim his little garden after it grows into an unruly, wild jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915195638 +0000" stop="20260915200027 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You, Me, and Fifi - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey seeks to win the love of Minnie's feisty, little dog, Fifi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120436 +0000" stop="20260915122532 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sue sells sausage and cheese samples for the school. All her efforts go in vain as the school fails to see this. Frankie demands her daughter fights for her rights. Meanwhile, Brick discovers love with his current girlfriend a little stressful as she bosses him about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122532 +0000" stop="20260915124542 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Block Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brick's teachers tell Frankie and Mike that he is "socially challenged". Mike believes that enrolling Brick on a basketball team is a good way to get him to interact with others, but the idea falls through. However, when Mike enters the neighborhood block-party lawnmower contest, he realizes that Brick has some special talents. Meanwhile, Frankie joins a booster club in the hopes of raising enough money for Axl's football team to buy new jerseys, but Axl refuses to give his old one up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124542 +0000" stop="20260915130635 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Front Door - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Axl accidentally breaks down the front door, Mike insists that, he fix it in order to teach him a lesson, which leaves the Heck house wide open for days. At work, Frankie needs to sell a car within a week or she will have to wear a dog suit outside the lot for promotion. Meanwhile, it's picture day at school and Sue is concerned because she has never had a flattering picture taken of herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130635 +0000" stop="20260915132730 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scratch - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Frankie accidentally hits Brick in the head with a beer bottle when trying to get the trash out before the garbage truck leaves. But when Brick innocently tells his school that the scratch was caused by his mother throwing a beer bottle at him, a social worker comes to evaluate the Heck family. Meanwhile, Bob helps Mr. Ehlert shoot a commercial for the car lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132730 +0000" stop="20260915134856 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Frankie's plan to have an idyllic family Thanksgiving backfires when Mr. Ehlert demands his staff work over the holiday. Brick goes missing in a corn maze.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134856 +0000" stop="20260915140951 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siblings - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Frankie encounters two perfect siblings and vows to make her children stop fighting and become a loving family. Meanwhile, Aunt Edie makes a costly mistake at the quarry and Mike considers firing her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140951 +0000" stop="20260915143044 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mike takes over the responsibility of organizing the Heck family Christmas while Frankie practices for a solo that she is singing at midnight mass. However, she gets jealous when Mike seems to be doing a better job than she ever did. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike help Brick get over a problem so he can get into the Christmas spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143044 +0000" stop="20260915145146 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jeans - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A hormonally charged Sue wants a cool pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers, resulting in Frankie and Mike enduring the unpredictability of teenagers, while Axl wants a car to impress a girl. Meanwhile, attempting to teach Brick about responsibility, Frankie and Mike reluctantly allow him to take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog Doris for a few days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915145146 +0000" stop="20260915151241 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Neighbor - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Sue has a run-in with her sons, Frankie fears that a confrontation with the trasy neighbor may be at hand. Meanwhile, Axl attempts to bribe Brick after he's asked to teach his little brother how to kick a ball for a gym requirement. However, Brick is the one turning the tables and it ends up bribing him for another favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151241 +0000" stop="20260915153355 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Interview - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mike loses his job when the plant shuts down for scientific research after he discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry. However, Mike starts to get irregular feelings when he discovers how drastically things have change technologically over the years when considering the terms of searching for a job. Meanwhile, Frankie feels she must once again come to Brick's rescue when he decides to run for school historian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153355 +0000" stop="20260915155452 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Yelling - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Frankie makes a deal with her kids, that if they do their homework and keep chores she won't nag them. Meanwhile, Mike takes a job as a night driver with Bob.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155452 +0000" stop="20260915161555 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day unexpectedly finds Frankie and Mike home alone and ready for a romantic evening while Brick is away at his first sleepover, Sue goes to her first boy-girl party, and Axl has a big date night planned with some friends. But Cupid's arrow doesn't exactly hit the target, and the best laid plans soon begin to unravel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161555 +0000" stop="20260915163657 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bee - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Mike discovers that Brick is a spelling whiz and won the school spelling bee, he puts all his efforts into training him to win the regional bee, which could ultimately lead to competing in the Scripps Spelling Bee. But as the family gets set for their road trip to Chicago for the regional bee, Frankie and Mike are horrified when they realize they forgot one thing -- Sue's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163657 +0000" stop="20260915165753 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Break-Up - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Axl is heartbroken when his girlfriend breaks up with him; Sue and Brick watch a scary movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165753 +0000" stop="20260915171849 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fun House - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Frankie fears for her job when a motivational consultant comes to get the sale team into shape. While Frankie is putting in many extra hours, Mike has to deal with the children and their issues, including making the house more fun for Axl and his friends, giving advice to Sue's ex-boyfriend and helping Brick with a school project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171849 +0000" stop="20260915173946 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Four - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's dream comes to fruition when Frankie's boss, Mr. Ehlert, offers him two tickets to the Final Four. Unfortunately, Frankie's uncle dies and the funeral is set for the same day, leaving the two in a battle and Frankie making Mike chose what life event is more important to him. Meanwhile, Sue gets Brick out of going to a birthday party by impersonating Frankie over the phone, but the plan hits a bump when Frankie needs to call and tell them that Brick cannot attend because of the funeral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173946 +0000" stop="20260915180012 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After failing to pay the electric bill on time, the electric company shuts off the Heck's power. This leads Frankie and Mike to cut down on their unnecessary expenses, including their cable TV. The kids take up other activities to fill the void, but Frankie and Mike have a hard time figuring out what to do. Meanwhile, Brick and his other socially-challenged friends have to go outside for recess when the school library shuts down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180012 +0000" stop="20260915182053 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worry Duty - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Frankie is worried that Axl's going to get his heart crushed again when his on-again/off-again girlfriend, Morgan, re-enters his life and tries to mold him into the man she wants him to be. Meanwhile Brick learns what it means to be a mother hen when he has to watch over a baby chick for a school science project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182053 +0000" stop="20260915184142 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Mother's Day for Frankie is anything but serene when she finds herself doing more for Mike and the kids and less for herself. But she learns that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when she escapes the family for a few hours to go to her mom's (Marsha Mason, "The Goodbye Girl," "Chapter Two") and ends up acting like a child by making her mom wait on her hand-and-foot. Meanwhile, Sue feels guilty when she steals a motivational magnet from a store whose message actually enticed her to shoplift it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915184142 +0000" stop="20260915190238 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signals - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Frankie points out to Mike that his social ineptness has been passed on to Brick, leading Mike to decide that both he and Brick need to be more social, and the Heck family BBQ is the perfect time to try. Meanwhile, Axl volunteers to clean the family pool in an attempt to get girls to stop by and swim and Sue tries to raise money for a local parish because her new friend, Reverend TimTom might be leaving in order to keep costs down</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190238 +0000" stop="20260915192334 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Average Rules - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Parent-Teacher conferences cause Frankie to worry about the kids. In them she's told Axl is gifted but not applying himself, that her teachers still do not know who Sue is, and Brick may have to repeat the second-grade due to failure to return over 30 library books. Guest star Betty White as the school librarian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192334 +0000" stop="20260915194411 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie comes up with a plan to stay on top of her kids' schedules; Brick's new teacher (Doris Roberts) accuses Frankie of being overprotective.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915120705 +0000" stop="20260915122731 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike's Feet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When they spend way too much time working together during a snowstorm, Mike and Carl begin getting on each other's nerves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122731 +0000" stop="20260915124848 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy Shaves Her Legs - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries that his mom is telling Molly unflattering stories about his childhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124848 +0000" stop="20260915130847 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Day - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Mike breaks tradition and invites Molly to join him and Carl at opening day for the Chicago Cubs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915130847 +0000" stop="20260915132900 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samuel Gets Fired - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Samuel loses his job and apartment, Mike offers to let him stay at his place...with interesting results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132900 +0000" stop="20260915134922 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigar Talk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Joyce invites Vince to attend her high school reunion, Vince confesses to Mike that he never graduated high school, and convinces Mike to help him study for his GED.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134922 +0000" stop="20260915141000 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria's Birthday - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Victoria panics as her 30th birthday approaches, and drags Mike and Molly into her "life crisis".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141000 +0000" stop="20260915143109 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy's New Beau - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Mike feels pressured when Peggy's new boyfriend asks whether he and Molly hear wedding bells in their future.</desc>
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    <title>Goin' Fishin' - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Following their engagement, Molly is anxious to start planning the wedding while Mike wants to go fishing with his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915145149 +0000" stop="20260915151157 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis' Birthday - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915151157 +0000" stop="20260915153123 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike in the House - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mike tries to adjust after he gives up his bachelor pad and moves in with Molly and her family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915153123 +0000" stop="20260915155101 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'57 Chevy Bel Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Molly wants to save money for their wedding, but Mike is lured into buying Vince’s 1957 Chevy Bel Air.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915155101 +0000" stop="20260915160949 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria Runs Away - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Despite Mike's good intentions, he adds fuel to the fire when Molly and her family get in a fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915160949 +0000" stop="20260915162852 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Halloween - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mike is spooked when Molly's boss invites them to a party on Halloween, a holiday he dreads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915162852 +0000" stop="20260915165001 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Meets a Lady - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Carl tries to get a date with an attractive woman (guest star Holly Robinson Peete) he meets at the diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165001 +0000" stop="20260915171018 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy Gets a Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Mike encourages his mom, Peggy, to get a job, he never imagines how it will interfere with Molly's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171018 +0000" stop="20260915172855 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Cheats - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike starts cheating on his diet as Thanksgiving Day approaches, but attempts to hide it from Molly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915172855 +0000" stop="20260915174833 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molly Needs a Number - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Molly is swamped with Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning, she asks Mike to help, with mixed results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174833 +0000" stop="20260915180732 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Break - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After getting disappointing news at work, Molly goes into a bad state which threatens to ruin Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915180732 +0000" stop="20260915182748 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Has Issues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Carl faces his fear of commitment when his relationship with Christina takes a serious turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182748 +0000" stop="20260915184639 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria Can't Drive - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Molly and Joyce ask Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915184639 +0000" stop="20260915190720 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joyce's Choices - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Joyce accepts an ex-boyfriend's dinner invitation, Vince goes crazy with jealousy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915190720 +0000" stop="20260915192638 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine Piggyback - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After forgetting to prepare for Valentine's Day, Mike takes advantage of Carl's elaborate plans with Christina (Holly Robinson Peete).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192638 +0000" stop="20260915194704 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Molly decides to throw Mike a birthday party to make up for the fact that he hasn't had one since he was 9-years-old; Samuel dates a girl he met online.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915120317 +0000" stop="20260915121725 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ciabatta Zone - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head both want to wear the Burger World giant hamburger costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915121725 +0000" stop="20260915122339 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warehouse - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get a warehouse job at the world's biggest internet retail company. You know the one we mean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915122339 +0000" stop="20260915123432 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abduction - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Smart Beavis and Smart Butt-Head visit Earth and abduct Tom Anderson for human experiments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123432 +0000" stop="20260915124500 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepover - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head are invited to sleep over at Cody's house when his parents mistakenly think they're good friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124500 +0000" stop="20260915130619 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braces - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head loses his braces and realizes he's beautiful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130619 +0000" stop="20260915132623 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Attack - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head suffers a heart attack and it's up to Beavis to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132623 +0000" stop="20260915133725 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plumber's Helpers - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head work for their childhood hero, Todd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915133725 +0000" stop="20260915134700 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.I. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to get A.I. to do their homework.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134700 +0000" stop="20260915135828 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scent of a Dumbass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head mistake a can of pepper spray for men's cologne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915135828 +0000" stop="20260915140747 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Couch - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head struggle to get a new couch into their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140747 +0000" stop="20260915141836 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nuts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Beavis receives the worst news of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915141836 +0000" stop="20260915142912 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bike - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pay a visit to their old friend Stewart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915142912 +0000" stop="20260915143935 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Savers - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Van Driessen is badly injured in the woods, and only Beavis and Butt-Head can rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915143935 +0000" stop="20260915144959 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tattoo - S03E10</title>
    <desc>After a wild night out, Middle-aged Beavis wakes up with a tattoo he doesn't remember getting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144959 +0000" stop="20260915150121 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Big to Fail - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Old Butt-Head tries to avoid eviction by getting as fat as possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150121 +0000" stop="20260915151056 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metal Detector - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head use Mr. Anderson's metal detector to find treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151056 +0000" stop="20260915152151 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depositors - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to donate sperm at a regular bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152151 +0000" stop="20260915153238 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nacho Shake - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head invent a new Burger World menu item that will make them rich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153238 +0000" stop="20260915154355 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ear - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head blows off Beavis's ear and tries to reattach it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154355 +0000" stop="20260915155407 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearly Departed - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head think Beavis has died and is now a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155407 +0000" stop="20260915160621 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mission - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head join a church group, thinking it is a squad of soldiers going to war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160621 +0000" stop="20260915161533 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beavis H - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A new kid joins Beavis and Butt-Head's class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161533 +0000" stop="20260915162459 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work from Home - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-head work and live at Burger World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915162459 +0000" stop="20260915163722 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bed and Breakfast - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When a woman mistakes Beavis and Butt-Head's house for her Airbnb, they think she wants to score.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915163722 +0000" stop="20260915164646 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Reward - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head try to get a reward by turning themselves into the police for various crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164646 +0000" stop="20260915165654 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Well Soon - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head makes Beavis break his arm so girls will sign his cast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915165654 +0000" stop="20260915170706 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oldholio - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis takes too many old-people medications.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170706 +0000" stop="20260915171840 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discoverers - S03E24</title>
    <desc>On a mission to Earth, Smart Beavis and Butt-Head make a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915171840 +0000" stop="20260915172800 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape Room - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to solve an Escape Room only to wind up trapped in the bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915172800 +0000" stop="20260915173938 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Special One - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Beavis meets his greatest hero, Fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915173938 +0000" stop="20260915175138 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boxed In - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in a cardboard box while attempting to hide out in the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915175138 +0000" stop="20260915180054 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beekeepers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to harvest honey from a wasps' nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180054 +0000" stop="20260915180948 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roof - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get stuck on top of Tom Anderson's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915180948 +0000" stop="20260915182115 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head go tubing on a river and end up lost at sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915182115 +0000" stop="20260915183349 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Enemy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Raccoons steal Beavis and Butt-Head's nachos, and the boys fight back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915183349 +0000" stop="20260915185505 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doppelganger - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beavis mistakes a stranger for Butt-Head, and then can't get rid of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915185505 +0000" stop="20260915190359 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Butt-Head - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head is given medication for his aggression towards Beavis and becomes a little too nice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190359 +0000" stop="20260915191652 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Aide - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head run out of beer money, so Beavis has to find a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915191652 +0000" stop="20260915192824 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Stupidity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head put on sunglasses and think they're virtual reality goggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915192824 +0000" stop="20260915193820 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked Out - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get locked out of their house and destroy it trying to get back in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915193820 +0000" stop="20260915194856 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidney - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Middle-Aged Beavis ruins his kidneys and a donor from Beavis's past saves the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915121125 +0000" stop="20260915122237 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stein Way - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mike's attorney needs Mike's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915122237 +0000" stop="20260915123339 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am - S04E19</title>
    <desc>An unspeakable tragedy occurs at the Clam Shack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123339 +0000" stop="20260915124511 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Go Home Again - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A bell rings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915124511 +0000" stop="20260915125608 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cormac McCarthy’s latest novel is unfinished and for some reason he turns to Mike Tyson to help him find the ending. But just as Mike settles in to tackle some of that dense, unflinching McCarthy prose, a Chupacabra attacks! Mike puts down the book and puts up his fists. Buenas noches, Senor Chupacabra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915125608 +0000" stop="20260915130726 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Judgment Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Someone at a well known computer company needs Mike Tyson’s help, but whom? And when the team arrives at the company headquarters, a highly publicized chess match between one of their supercomputers and Garry Kasparov complicates matters. So does Mike Tyson’s savage beating of Garry Kasparov.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915130726 +0000" stop="20260915131849 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavyweight Champion of the Moon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mike is a terrible driver and although they’ve all been accidents, he’s killed a lot of people. But when he discovers almost all of them were astronauts, Mike decides there’s only one logical explanation: He must be part of a secret government plot to kill astronauts, because of something they saw on the moon, something the government doesn’t want us to know! Literally before giving this theory a second thought, Mike steals a rocket and blasts off for the moon. In the end Mike learns from his auto insurer that he hasn’t been killing astronauts after all. It was a clerical error and most of the deaths were astronomers. And there can’t be a secret government plot to kill astronomers, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915131849 +0000" stop="20260915132940 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Magic Real? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When an old wizard seems to have lost faith in the existence of magic, Mike thinks he can prove him wrong, if he can just find a leprechaun he met years ago, one night at a bar. Along the way, Mike manages to beat up illusionist Criss Angel AND actor Robert Redford, in separate incidents. And, in the end, Mike learns you don’t need to find a leprechaun, because there’s a leprechaun inside of us all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132940 +0000" stop="20260915134104 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mite Tyson - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Mike learns that the itchy bites all over his body are likely from "bird mites," he reluctantly tells Pigeon he has to move out. Pigeon doesn't take it well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915134104 +0000" stop="20260915135225 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A River Runs Through it Into a Heart of Darkness - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A businessman wants Mike's help in winning over jungle-dwellers who are firmly against his canal project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915135225 +0000" stop="20260915140347 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Pigeon can’t pay off a gambling debt, Gregor the gangster takes Mike’s daughter Yung Hee as collateral. Can Pigeon and Marquess get her back before Mike finds out she is missing? And why is Mike in Ohio giving a commencement speech?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915140347 +0000" stop="20260915141510 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Haunters - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mike and the gang are plunged into the terrifying world of real estate, when Gary and Caitlin, a couple relocating to Phoenix, asks for help in choosing a house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141510 +0000" stop="20260915142639 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Moves - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Mike and the gang try to solve the mystery of why a likeable guy named Andrew can never get a second date, Yung Hee discovers the hard way that it's probably because he's a werewolf. She makes it home alive, but will she stay that way once the gang becomes convinced that she might now be a werewolf herself? And why does Mike Tyson have a drawer full of silver bullets? Run, Yung, run!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915142639 +0000" stop="20260915143815 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ty-Stunned - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang takes on a murder mystery! But this is no "Who killed Dr. Ensler in the study?" kind of mystery (although it does concern a Dr. Ensler who was killed in the study).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143815 +0000" stop="20260915144928 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's That Gnoise? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the season premiere, the gang help a soccer mom who is disturbed by a noise inside her minivan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144928 +0000" stop="20260915150002 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Troops - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mike is asked to entertain troops in Afghanistan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915150002 +0000" stop="20260915151109 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Bayniac - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The team are hired by a suspicious husband who thinks his wife is having an affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915151109 +0000" stop="20260915152237 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Night on Charlie Rose - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A guest goes missing on the set of a late night talk show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915152237 +0000" stop="20260915153351 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Man of the Mountain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mike helps a brother and sister who struggle to care for their elderly father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153351 +0000" stop="20260915154443 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jason B. Sucks - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The team get a negative review online.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915154443 +0000" stop="20260915155600 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Plaintive Wail - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A new restaurant is cursed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155600 +0000" stop="20260915160646 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tent Revival - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mike's house gets termites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915160646 +0000" stop="20260915161806 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greece is the Word - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The L.A. City Council contracts the team to investigate why goods are moving so slowly through the Port of Los Angeles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161806 +0000" stop="20260915162923 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogopogo! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pigeon confronts his past at the house by the lake.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Life Is but a Dream - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The team set out to assist a woman in a coma and end up as ghosts themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Unsolved Situations - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The team find out that Snoop Dogg also has a mystery solving crew.</desc>
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    <title>Losin' It - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson gets asked by a severely overweight young man to help him lose weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915170312 +0000" stop="20260915171431 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yves Klein Blues - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mike wants a new tracksuit for the summer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915171431 +0000" stop="20260915172552 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unholy Matrimony - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mike helps a wealthy family who don't trust the man their youngest daughter is going to marry.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery For Hire - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The team is hired by a savings and loans company.</desc>
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    <title>The Bard's Curse - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Macbeth's curses surfaces and appears to hit a theater director.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174843 +0000" stop="20260915175953 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save Me! - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Yung joins a Christian Youth Group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915175953 +0000" stop="20260915182058 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Farmer's Daughter - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the half-hour season finale, the Mystery Mobile breaks down in farm country.</desc>
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    <title>Help a Brother Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When you have nowhere to go, maybe still don't go to Deezy's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915183218 +0000" stop="20260915184305 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike remembers all the way back to 2001, to the team's very first mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Love Letters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The team goes sailing. (Yard sale-ing!)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915185423 +0000" stop="20260915190541 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About That Bass - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Professional Bass Fishing Tournaments are a real thing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190541 +0000" stop="20260915191700 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foxcroft Academy for Boys - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A boy has gone missing from a prestigious New England prep school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915191700 +0000" stop="20260915192818 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson celebrates the mining industry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915192818 +0000" stop="20260915193936 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Wings - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Take these broken wings, Pigeon and learn to fly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915193936 +0000" stop="20260915195054 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring of Fire - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A husband fears his wife's reaction to the loss of his wedding ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915123646 +0000" stop="20260915132041 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Wild Swan Chase - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh lists the house of his friend Dr. Sam only to realize a clever marketing scheme can quickly backfire. He also travels with Grandma Edith to the old country in an effort to sort out his memory issues. Chad wins a listing for a prime Hollywood condo project but runs into the hurdle of selling a property that exists only on paper. At Chad’s birthday party Victoria gives him a surprising gift. Madison tries to find an ideal Malibu home for a retiree only to realize that one person’s ideal is another’s nightmare. Madison attends an event in Hollywood that much to his surprise, is hosted by Chad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915132041 +0000" stop="20260915140435 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Real Estate Everything's Personal - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Josh agrees to a co-listing with another Beverly Hills agent, but realizes she might be putting the squeeze on his commission. Chad continues to struggle moving a high-end condo, he discovers Madison might be moving in on his territory. Meanwhile, Chad tries to make time for Victoria when a big-ticket client comes walking through his door. Madison puts a dream home on the market while his clients struggle with the nightmare of sliding market conditions. He also "strips down" for a good cause while wondering if he’s revealed too much. An open house in Malibu attracts the attention of all three realtors, which results in drama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915140435 +0000" stop="20260915144835 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Busted Dreams and Busted Homes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Josh tries to move a half-demolished home in Beverly Hills only to have a buyer’s agent tear into him during negotiations. Josh puts pen to paper and writes Grandma Edith’s inspiring story. Chad thinks he’s listing a house for a friend, but finds out first-hand how the foreclosure problem is taking its toll. Meanwhile, he tries to win back Victoria by mixing business and pleasure. Madison picks up a dream client in a nightmare market – a buyer with plenty of cash to spend. He re-thinks his sexuality when he sees his image in a different light. A broker invites Chad, Madison and Josh to help him with charity work, but egos clash as the agents try and work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915144835 +0000" stop="20260915153228 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Market for Mansions - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Overbuilt mansion in a modest neighborhood; an angry seller is promised an easy sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915153228 +0000" stop="20260915161621 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Guarantees in the Real Estate Game - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Josh Flagg must make a difficult decision; Josh Altman risks losing his commission on a favor to his mother; Madison must jump through hoops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915161621 +0000" stop="20260915165842 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seeing Double - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Madison's client threatens to fire him; Josh Altman questions Madison's pricing strategy; Josh Flagg hires an assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915165842 +0000" stop="20260915174235 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sparks Fly - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Madison hosts a champagne open house; Josh Flagg hosts a rock 'n' roll open house; sparks fly between Josh Altman and Heather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915174235 +0000" stop="20260915182628 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping with the Enemy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare when Madison learns about Josh Altman's date with his assistant Heather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182628 +0000" stop="20260915190924 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billionaire Buyer - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman encourages Madison's assistant Heather to quit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915190924 +0000" stop="20260915195318 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going to the Dogs - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Madison tries to market a lush coastal home, but it's ruff trade because of the six dogs that dwell there. In other developments, Josh Flagg tangles with a hot-tempered seller; and Josh Altman attempts to sell nine showy lofts in Venice Beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915123042 +0000" stop="20260915132155 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur is invited to the funeral of big-time gangster Charlie Johnson and the wake afterwards. The funeral is being carefully observed by police and the palatial Johnson home in Pinner is bugged. Police identify Tommy Hambury, a major crook returned after many years abroad and conclude that something major is being planned. Ray starts romancing Joanna, a friend of the family, who is later revealed to be an undercover police officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915132155 +0000" stop="20260915141240 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation of Daley - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Arthur’s doctor wants him to give up alcohol and tobacco  if he wants to avoid an stomach ulcer, but this causes Arthur even more stress and he begins to believe that everyone's after him. The feeling is reinforced when building contractor Benny McLeish threatens him over a paint deal that goes sour. Arthur becomes so paranoid that he demands police protection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915141240 +0000" stop="20260915150143 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Bookmaker  Stan Sorrell and Billy from Bradford have a £10,000 bet on a pigeon race from London to Bradford. Billy asks Arthur to lend him Ray for this job, so Ray goes to Bradford with Billy. Whilst there, he falls heavily for Sorrell's daughter Donna. Back in London, Ray starts thinking about moving to Bradford to be with Donna. Arthur sets up Donna in a nightclub  with 'Nostalgic' to break up the budding romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915150143 +0000" stop="20260915155230 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Him Indoors - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Arthur sets himself up as a 'security consultant', selling security alarms to business premises. He recruits Ron the Burglar, a reformed burglar, for his hard-won expertise, but when Ron installs a system on Arthur's lock-up, it immediately malfunctions. Arthur is unable to leave the premises and he's forced to stay there all night. A series of break-ins at premises that have installed Arthur's equipment soon arouse the suspicions of the police and Morley and Park investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915155230 +0000" stop="20260915164225 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Show in Willesden - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Arthur and Monty Hinchcliffe book a former music hall act for the “British Volunteer” - retired ventriloquist 'Professor Pickford and Mystic Micky'. The act goes down well with the punters - but Tommy Pickford suffers from heart trouble and can't continue the act every night. Then some karaoke gear that Arthur's rented from Mrs Gabadini is stolen from his van. He sees dire consequences from admitting it's loss to Mrs Gabadini and her sons, but then Ray strikes lucky. He does a deal with dodgy wheeler-dealer club owner Barry to sell the karaoke machine, which he stole, to the Gabadinis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915164225 +0000" stop="20260915173229 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Crooks - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Gangland boss Billy Meadows comes to London from Birmingham  for a meet with his estranged brother Vinnie to locate Henri, a French chef who has got his daughter pregnant. Henri is working for 'Daley Catering' who are about to cater for a police retirement party. He is kidnapped and returned to Birmingham for a shot-gun wedding, but all’s not well with Arthur. A police Superintendent at the party is admitted to hospital with possible food poisoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915173229 +0000" stop="20260915182254 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odds Couple - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Businessman and former casino owner Lewis Nelson gives Ray the job of making sure that his wife Lorna, a compulsive gambler, doesn’t visit a casino (where she habitually makes a loss). But she persuades Arthur to do her gambling for her, using her money and her ‘system’. Arthur is initially successful but then the system instructions disappear and he starts losing heavily. To make matters worse, the flirty Lorna escapes Ray’s care and turns up at the casino. Ray and Arthur struggle to get her away before Lewis finds out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182254 +0000" stop="20260915191258 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coach That Came in from the Cold - S08E12</title>
    <desc>DS Morley is ordered to sell a police bus to Arthur so that their accounts will balance. The latter starts using it for tourist purposes; taking punters through “The London The Tourist Never Sees”. The bus breaks down and the whole tour ends up at the Winchester. They become spectators at a fight between Denny Willis and Ray, which pleases them greatly and they are satisfied to have had their money’s worth. In the meantime, Arthur’s trying to join an exclusive golf club and Ray discovers that the current captain has an underhand scheme to sell the club’s land for executive apartments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260915124114 +0000" stop="20260915133942 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Hitting a dead end, Holden suggests a bold plan to draw the killer out. Bill's family faces more scrutiny. Wendy chafes as her job begins to shift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915133942 +0000" stop="20260915143254 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Red tape hinders Holden's plan to narrow his suspect pool. A weary and heartsick Bill tries to connect with his son. Wendy rethinks her relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915143254 +0000" stop="20260915154639 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The investigation zeroes in on a prime suspect who proves surprisingly adept at manipulating a volatile situation to his advantage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915154639 +0000" stop="20260915164703 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In 1977, frustrated FBI hostage negotiator Holden Ford finds an unlikely ally in veteran agent Bill Tench and begins studying a new class of murderer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915164703 +0000" stop="20260915174305 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Holden interviews the eerily articulate murderer Ed Kemper, but his research provokes negative feedback at the Bureau.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915174305 +0000" stop="20260915182824 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Wendy Carr joins Holden and Bill in their first success, when their insights lead to an arrest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260915182824 +0000" stop="20260915192226 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bill and Holden consult with Wendy to begin c