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    <title>The Empty Gesture - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Rules of Engagement - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
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    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
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    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
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    <title>Night Watch - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Reed spends a Saturday night talking about buying a used car, during the watch the officers handle a possible DUI but the driver passes the field sobriety tests, a shooting during which a man kills his recently paroled son-in-law, a car stripper, trick a man into revealing his name after pulling him over for speeding and finding the car has over $900 of unpaid tickets, and two beatings at motels.</desc>
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    <title>Suspended - S05E20</title>
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    <title>A Fool and His Money - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy wins $10,000 in a women's shampoo naming contest and intends to buy a boat despite the rest of the squad suggesting he invest it, avalanches of mail offers, etc. Calls include an elderly male tenant complaining that a new elderly female tenant's Irish music is too loud, and the officers leave them together to "work it out", then a sniper wreaks havoc until he is shot trying to escape in a car, a reported theft turned out to be a broke man whose three wives stripped the expensive house he was in clean except for the stolen items, and a wino is killed by another wino for his new tennis shoes.</desc>
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    <title>Anatomy of a 415 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The officers spot a runaway young boy hiding in the woods and prepare to take him home. En route, they get a 415 (disturbance) call from the boy's address and find his mother and step-father quiet, and are warned by the officers. They return a second time with the couple throwing things at each other and is broken up. Officer Woods lets Malloy and Reed know he has tangled with them before. A third call to the same address forces the officers to send the husband to his sister's house, but he returns to the apartment and when he does, shots ring out just as the officers arrive for the fourth time. Other incidents include a man waiting for his wife encounters a girl who jumps into his cars offering him drugs and a man trying to break into his truck after his dog locked him out.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184308 +0000" stop="20260307190109 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
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    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
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    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193610 +0000" stop="20260307194758 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194758 +0000" stop="20260307195945 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180850 +0000" stop="20260307183245 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183245 +0000" stop="20260307185649 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185649 +0000" stop="20260307191955 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
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    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180853 +0000" stop="20260307183123 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183123 +0000" stop="20260307185406 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185406 +0000" stop="20260307191647 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191647 +0000" stop="20260307193926 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191136 +0000" stop="20260307192232 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192232 +0000" stop="20260307194538 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194538 +0000" stop="20260307195632 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180348 +0000" stop="20260307182944 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave and the Teenager - S11E17</title>
    <desc>A high school girl moves into a new apartment building. It doesn't take her long to be infatuated with one of the building's tenants--David Nelson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182944 +0000" stop="20260307185551 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adventurers - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe decide to parachute jump for their club's annual sports show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185551 +0000" stop="20260307192116 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goat - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his girlfriend unload a baby goat on Ozzie and Harriet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192116 +0000" stop="20260307194703 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Date in a Storm - S11E20</title>
    <desc>After a rainstorm prevents Ricky and Wally from meeting their dates at a mountain resort they decide to ask two other girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182028 +0000" stop="20260307184352 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184352 +0000" stop="20260307190716 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190716 +0000" stop="20260307193040 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193040 +0000" stop="20260307195404 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180113 +0000" stop="20260307182722 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182722 +0000" stop="20260307185334 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185334 +0000" stop="20260307191941 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
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    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181159 +0000" stop="20260307183631 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183631 +0000" stop="20260307190010 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190010 +0000" stop="20260307192343 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192343 +0000" stop="20260307193607 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193607 +0000" stop="20260307193923 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193923 +0000" stop="20260307194333 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194333 +0000" stop="20260307194637 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194637 +0000" stop="20260307195100 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195100 +0000" stop="20260307195626 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183155 +0000" stop="20260307191801 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182532 +0000" stop="20260307191012 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191012 +0000" stop="20260307195413 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180539 +0000" stop="20260307183345 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tony takes a trip with Matt to honour his father. James has second thoughts about his new living arrangements. Tony helps Kath score a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183345 +0000" stop="20260307190058 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Matt searches for a sport at which he can beat Tony, Lenny asks Tony to be his best man, and Kath has dinner with a persnickety teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190058 +0000" stop="20260307192851 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Anne gives Tony some advice on moving forward, Emma crosses paths with an old friend, Matt suffers a health scare, and James stands up for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182138 +0000" stop="20260307190424 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190424 +0000" stop="20260307194729 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the One-Eyed Dragon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Follow Toyotomi Hideyoshi in his effort to gain control over central Japan. Watch him use a brilliant mix of force, strategy, and intrigue to become the first man in nearly a century to control the entire nation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182308 +0000" stop="20260307191618 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron, Iron, Everywhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A look at how tanks revolutionised land warfare, and determined the outcome of major conflicts, helping to shape the world today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182022 +0000" stop="20260307184525 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184525 +0000" stop="20260307191121 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191121 +0000" stop="20260307193805 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180951 +0000" stop="20260307182615 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182615 +0000" stop="20260307184156 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184156 +0000" stop="20260307185750 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185750 +0000" stop="20260307191355 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191355 +0000" stop="20260307193747 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193747 +0000" stop="20260307195430 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183131 +0000" stop="20260307191430 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191430 +0000" stop="20260307195703 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182228 +0000" stop="20260307191031 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of Paradise - S03E22</title>
    <desc>String comes to the aid of his nephew who asks String for help when his mother disappears for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191031 +0000" stop="20260307195634 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackjack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dom is killed in a helicopter accident that also severely injures String. Dom's niece, Jo, inherits and takes charge of Santini Air. The Company sends Locke to regain possession of Airwolf, he recruits Major Mike Rivers ,an Air Force pilot to help him find and fly the craft. Together they rescue St. John from a jungle prison  and he and Jo round out the new Airwolf team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180702 +0000" stop="20260307183044 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183044 +0000" stop="20260307185427 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185427 +0000" stop="20260307191809 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191809 +0000" stop="20260307194152 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181034 +0000" stop="20260307183208 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183208 +0000" stop="20260307185355 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185355 +0000" stop="20260307191545 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191545 +0000" stop="20260307193724 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193724 +0000" stop="20260307200006 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180942 +0000" stop="20260307183635 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
    <desc>College acceptance letters are here. But did Alexa and Katie get into the same school? And why are things suddenly so weird between Alexa and Spencer?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183635 +0000" stop="20260307190116 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Senior prom is on Saturday, and Katie needs a date. (See also: the courage to tell Alexa something important.) Lori and Joe go overboard at game night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190116 +0000" stop="20260307193817 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The girls are finally graduating from high school and getting ready to leave home for college. But will they stay together or fo their separate ways?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181745 +0000" stop="20260307184158 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184158 +0000" stop="20260307190610 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190610 +0000" stop="20260307193142 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight, Tonight (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193142 +0000" stop="20260307195536 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight, Tonight (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180711 +0000" stop="20260307183246 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E01 - The Hatbox - S07E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260307183246 +0000" stop="20260307185815 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E02 - Bang! Youre Dead - S07E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260307185815 +0000" stop="20260307192336 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E03 - Maria - S07E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260307192336 +0000" stop="20260307194911 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E04 - Cop for a Day - S07E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260307183425 +0000" stop="20260307191715 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abduction - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jack meets Alliance counterintelligence head Ariana Kane, who is sent in to investigate Emily's disappearance and to discover who is trying to blackmail Sloane. Meanwhile, Marshall is sent on his first mission with Sydney as his partner. Vaughn schedules Will to take a CIA psych test. Francie gets suspicious over Sydney and Will's secretive behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191715 +0000" stop="20260307200003 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Higher Echelon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After completing his first mission with Sydney, Marshall's life is placed in mortal danger. Meanwhile, Ariana Kane suspects Jack as being the prime suspect in the disappearance of Sloane's wife. Vaughn learns the truth about Jack's involvement in the murder of CIA agent Haladki and Sydney confides in Francie about her feelings for a fellow co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183035 +0000" stop="20260307191740 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182034 +0000" stop="20260307184212 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Reunion Romance - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Vera returns from her high-school reunion with stars in her eyes and a sparkler on her finger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184212 +0000" stop="20260307190350 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monty Falls for Alice - S06E22</title>
    <desc>A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesn't reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190350 +0000" stop="20260307192528 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spell Mel's - S06E23</title>
    <desc>To counter a competitor whose contest is drawing customers, Mel launches one too and ups the ante to $3000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192528 +0000" stop="20260307194706 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother the Landlord - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182450 +0000" stop="20260307191030 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ants, scorpions and fireflies provide clues for biologists to conjecture about life on exoplanet Janus, including highly adaptable pentapods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191030 +0000" stop="20260307195209 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182602 +0000" stop="20260307185146 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U Can't Crash This - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Justine scores an exclusive dinner invite, Skyler makes a major decision, and Veronica finds an unsettling surprise in her boyfriend’s apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185146 +0000" stop="20260307191414 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Too Nice - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Joey teaches Justine a crucial business lesson, Wes learns about the pitfalls of collaboration. Meanwhile, Daevon brushes up on his manners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191414 +0000" stop="20260307194008 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yo! Bum Rush The Secret Show - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arsenio encourages Joey to step back into the spotlight. Daevon struggles with an identity crisis. Justine tries a risky marketing strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Hate It or Love It - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hustling to manage the fallout after some shocking news, Spencer reaches out to Billy for help while Jordan contemplates where his priorities are. Olivia feels conflicted about how to balance feelings about work and family. Layla helps Patience with a professional crisis after hitting a major social media landmark. Meanwhile, Coop’s first day of auditing law classes doesn’t go as she thought it would.</desc>
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    <desc>When Laura throws Billy a surprise birthday party, everyone comes together to roast Billy, but Billy has a looming decision hanging over his head. Spencer makes an effort to do what’s best for himself, hoping it helps Olivia and him take a step towards moving on. Jayme offers some sage advice to Asher  about his speech with JJ, but she ignores her own about watching out for red flags. Meanwhile, Jordan and Layla get in their first fight over something neither of them could have predicted.</desc>
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    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>The First and Last Supper - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersons come to dinner at the Bunkers' without  racist husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>The Saga of Cousin Oscar - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archie's strange cousin dies in the upstairs bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Poses in the Nude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mike has second thoughts after Gloria poses nude for an artist friend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie in the Lock-Up - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Archie is arrested along with a group of radicals at a protest rally.</desc>
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    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kel's going Sumo   Ishboo Psychiatrist   Island Girls vs. Natives   Lemonade Scammer &amp; Co.   Island Girls Introduce Musical Guest: A Tribe Called Quest ("Stressed Out")</desc>
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    <title>702 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh Swaynesboro of Fontcastle   Meet the Maroons   Good Burger: Good Party   Bradley The Big Ol' Baby   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: 702 ("Stee-Lo")</desc>
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    <title>Chris Farley / Mint Condition - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Katrina's Time Machine   Randy &amp; Farley   Coach Kreeton's Date   Chuckin T-Maters   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Mint Condition ("What Kind of Man")</desc>
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    <title>112 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Eatin' the Corn   Earboy Bullies   Super Okrah (Superdude Vs Milkman on The Okrah Show)   Haunted Hand   Musical Guest: 112 ("Only You")</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180016 +0000" stop="20260307180516 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180516 +0000" stop="20260307181016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
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    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
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    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
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    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
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    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183732 +0000" stop="20260307184037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
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    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
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    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191129 +0000" stop="20260307191434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191434 +0000" stop="20260307191739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
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    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192349 +0000" stop="20260307192654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
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    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260307193609 +0000" stop="20260307193915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193915 +0000" stop="20260307194220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
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    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180321 +0000" stop="20260307185713 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185713 +0000" stop="20260307194324 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181426 +0000" stop="20260307183639 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183639 +0000" stop="20260307185849 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192059 +0000" stop="20260307194334 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181015 +0000" stop="20260307182119 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Underground - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Cheesy convinces Theodore and Alvin to help him steal the canteen's desserts through a secret network of underground tunnels.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin invites Dave's old high school rival over and embarks on an elaborate meal to prove to him that the latter is at the height of his glory.</desc>
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    <title>Game House - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Stuck at home during a storm, Simon invents a virtual reality game that quickly spirals out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184317 +0000" stop="20260307185411 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tour - S05E52</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks can't wait to kick off their world tour, until Theodore and Alvin realize what they'll be leaving behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185411 +0000" stop="20260307191607 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talking Teddy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Theodore gets to pick the show to watch, his bear recommends Talking Teddy TV Fun Time. Unable to stand anymore of the bear, Alvin convinces Simon do something about it. Simon comes up with the idea to rewire the bear so they can control what it says. The next night Theodore seems a little upset by the change of his teddy. While Alvin starts to abuse his control on the bear, Simon tries to dampen Alvin's actions. After Simon wants to end the charade, Alvin steals the keyboard, hides, and continues to take advantage of Theodore, to Simon's displeasure. Simon, unable to take anymore, rewires the bear once more so he can use Teddy to teach Alvin a lesson. Once he succeeds in freaking out Alvin, Simon convinces Theodore to donate Teddy to a daycare program. Theodore returns with a new and improved Talking Teddy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191607 +0000" stop="20260307193803 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin is not thrilled about going back to school until he sees the new Principal and takes interest in her. At the bell of his first class, Alvin rushes to the Principal's Office where he discovers Brittany is her assistant. Brittany refuses him admittance until he is sent for back-talking to his teacher. Alvin treats her to a long-winded story that concludes with him kissing her hand. After misbehaving in class over and over again, the Principal talks to Dave which Alvin interprets as competition. To prevent him from seeing the Principal, his teacher states a new rule in which he won't see her anymore. His continued misbehavior ultimately leads to his suspension. Dave, unable to stand Alvin and unaware he followed him, meets the Principal at a cafe. Alvin crashes the dinner and learns she's married.</desc>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Alvin annoys his teacher enough so he can get out of detention early, he sees Brittany go into the school's basement. When he takes a peak, he sees a green light and is convinced an alien is inside. At home he tells Simon who doesn't believe a word of it. The next day Alvin confronts Brittany, who spills nothing, and rushes back to the basement at the end of class only to find a neon-green substance on the floor. Simon analyses it and determines it's silicon-based. Despite Simon's request that he drop the matter, Alvin wakes Simon up and forces him to go back to school where they are caught snooping by a security guard. They run home to find Theodore missing so Simon reveals his secret jet packs. Back at school, they see a UFO which, in reality, is part of a movie set they crash onto landing them in detention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182759 +0000" stop="20260307185546 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185546 +0000" stop="20260307192306 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192306 +0000" stop="20260307194907 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181307 +0000" stop="20260307185648 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Going to Trade You for Food Now - S11E06</title>
    <desc>An overbooked flight causes the Teams to split, and a risky move pays off by giving one Team a half-day advantage over the others. Tears, arguments and rough seas combine for an exciting Race leg.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (1) - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise for the racers, as some teammates quarrel, some vent their frustrations with air travel, and others are ignored by locals altogether, as the race heads into Warsaw, Poland.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nora and her father Calvin are farmers who are digging a well for water. The two lower a flashlight on a rope down the hole. Suddenly something pulls on the rope. When they pull it up, they see that the flashlight has been replaced with a gold ingot. Calvin goes to town with it while Nora sends down another package to the "hole people" containing ham and a dictionary. When she pulls it back up she receives gold and jewels and a note thanking her, saying the 'ham' was very tasty, and asking for more things. She sends down chicken and gets even more gold. Calvin returns in a tow truck. On a tow cable, he sends down a container filled with flashlights. When he pulls it up, he discovers they have been destroyed. Calvin is upset and decides to go down into the hole. He gets a gun and puts on a gas mask and army suit. He lowers himself down and tells Nora to bring him up after 10 minutes. Nora brings him up but all that comes up is the suit, stuffed with gold and jewelry and coins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184849 +0000" stop="20260307191146 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191146 +0000" stop="20260307193331 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193331 +0000" stop="20260307195737 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais go to a haunted-house party.</desc>
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    <title>The Treasure - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Anais hunts for hidden treasure after uncovering a secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Apology - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian owes Gumball an apology.</desc>
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    <title>The Words - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darwin tries to be more direct with Gumball as his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Skull - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys befriend a compulsive liar.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bobert becomes Gumball's servant and obeys every command he receives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191202 +0000" stop="20260307192243 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it's up to them to save Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192243 +0000" stop="20260307193324 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watch - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The guys try to retrieve a family heirloom from an old man.</desc>
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    <title>The Bumpkin - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball envies rural life and asks Idaho to teach his family to live like potatoes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194415 +0000" stop="20260307195456 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flakers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Darwin abandons Gumball when faced with a beating by Tina, so Gumball plots revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180448 +0000" stop="20260307185040 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Military Bike 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as Senior and Junior compete to assemble and complete their bikes when they come back from paint, powdercoat, and chrome. When Senior pulls ahead, Junior gets the last laugh when he manages to get his bike started with the absence of a gas tank and a rear wheel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185040 +0000" stop="20260307193634 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yankees Bike 1 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>OCC is given the oppurtunity to build a Yankee-inspired bike for the Jorge Posada Foundation. Paul Jr. takes to the field in designing a one-of-a-kind baseball themed bike that includes bat-shaped handlebars and a primary cover with an etching of Yankee Stadium. Struck with inspiration, Paul Sr. arranges for a softball game between OCC and Orange County Ironworks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182142 +0000" stop="20260307191952 +0000" channel="C434.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Hear What I Hear? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>As Monica prepares to leave D.C., she grows concerned that someone is sharing news about her affair. Linda meets with the FBI.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181134 +0000" stop="20260307183321 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Dream Factory - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183321 +0000" stop="20260307185511 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185511 +0000" stop="20260307191701 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Mystery Month - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191701 +0000" stop="20260307193851 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apocalypse to Remember - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181203 +0000" stop="20260307184307 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Auteur - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Her choices have unknowingly led to deadly consequences, but Anna can still have it all - for a price.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184307 +0000" stop="20260307193446 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A therapist moves his wife and teenage daughter across the country to escape their troubled past. The Harmon family quickly discovers their new home comes with its own kind of baggage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182245 +0000" stop="20260307192436 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184205 +0000" stop="20260307192605 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danielle Goes Picking - S2010E27</title>
    <desc>After years of begging Mike and Frank to let her go on a pick, Danielle finally gets her chance. The three head out to visit a major collector with a barn full of hidden treasures. Next, Frank agrees to fill in for Danielle at the shop while she hits the road with Mike. In Pennsylvania, they pick the oddball home of two eccentric characters, and Danielle comes up with a winner when she tracks down a century-old hotel that's been vacant for years. Rooms full of furniture and a valuable pinball machine await.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181430 +0000" stop="20260307185627 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off the Pickin' Track - S06E20</title>
    <desc>When Mike and Frank take a deep dive into the woods looking for rusty gold, they may come to realize that they'll find more than what they bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185627 +0000" stop="20260307193822 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eclectic &amp; Electric - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Join Mike, Frank, Dani, and Rob on a rollicking ride through the weirdest and wackiest gadgets ever uncovered on their picking excursions. From the first pinball machine with flappers to a dangerously high voltage demonstration, this episode explores the eccentric and unearths some utterly unique machinery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182047 +0000" stop="20260307185452 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brownout - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam travel to a prestigious private high school in Bellevue, Washington, to document the story of a filthy vandal called the "Turd Burglar."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185452 +0000" stop="20260307193053 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam highlight Kevin McClain and his friendships as they start to break down the version of events supported by the school and police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180156 +0000" stop="20260307184554 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossbreed - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gabriel stuns Philip and Elizabeth with a sudden announcement and a crushing revelation about Philip’s past. Stan and Aderholt draw a fly into their web, while Oleg and Ruslan ambush their first suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184554 +0000" stop="20260307193016 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Committee on Human Rights - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As Paige becomes even more enmeshed in her parents’ world, tensions with Matthew Beeman come to a head, Philip and Elizabeth’s honeytraps take surprising turns, and Stan faces the consequences of overplaying his hand at the FBI.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181110 +0000" stop="20260307184944 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barking Lot, Mission Im-Paw-Sible, Hammocks vs Hams - S25E01</title>
    <desc>Clips for the 25th-season premiere include Ice Bucket Challenges gone awry, a little girl trying out a new gift, a music montage of dogs, and “Hammocks vs. Hams.” Also: Host Tom Bergeron plays “Head, Gut or Groin?”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184944 +0000" stop="20260307192945 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween, Stumblebums, Creative Drinkers vs Lousy - S25E02</title>
    <desc>Animals in Halloween costumes are featured, including a goat in a cheerleader outfit and a dog dressed as a fish. Also: People react to being told they're going to be grandparents, two little girls are frightened by cotton candy, and host Tom Bergeron plays “What's Behind the Scary Ghost?”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182222 +0000" stop="20260307194856 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semifinals, Round 2 (performances) - S07E28</title>
    <desc>3 of the 12 acts advance to the finals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180537 +0000" stop="20260307185404 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185404 +0000" stop="20260307193854 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sophie feels the fallout from the accusations swirling around James, who rallies a longtime friend for support. Kate prepares for her first witness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183305 +0000" stop="20260307191516 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jacques Vallée: UFO Pioneer - S20E15</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jacques Vallée holds multiple scientific degrees, is a best-selling author, and is one of the fathers of the internet. But he is best known for his revolutionary work in the field of UFOs, and his bold theories challenge our notions of alien life. Will Dr. Vallée's incredible work soon lead to answers about what has been happening in our skies for thousands of years?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191516 +0000" stop="20260307195728 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Teachers - S20E16</title>
    <desc>Throughout ancient cultures there are stories of god-like beings providing instruction to early humans, helping our ancestors to establish the first civilizations and teaching them in various disciplines. Could it be true? And do mysterious figures who appear throughout history provide evidence that these otherworldly teachers have been with us all along?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182151 +0000" stop="20260307190220 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter VI - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At Mexico's Temple of the Sun, Graham experiences the extent of the Mayans' astronomical expertise and investigates their complex calendar system.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190220 +0000" stop="20260307193503 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once There Was a Flood - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Graham visits Gunung Padang, an Indonesian archeological site, to find proof of a lost civilization — and the potential cataclysm that wiped it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181438 +0000" stop="20260307184012 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard's Main Event - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Howard, dating Millie, is threatened by her husky former boyfriend</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184012 +0000" stop="20260307190524 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Bee, the Juror - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190524 +0000" stop="20260307193057 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tape Recorder - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193057 +0000" stop="20260307195630 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opie's Group - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183548 +0000" stop="20260307191733 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disharmony - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While the group tries to track down a cult of vampires with a wicked scheme, Cordelia gets a surprise visit from her high school friend Harmony. Unaware that Harmony is now a vampire, Cordelia invites her to join the team on a mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191733 +0000" stop="20260307195926 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead End - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cordelia's visions get worse and the gang fears for her health. Meanwhile Lindsey is granted a new hand that has a murderous mind of its own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182102 +0000" stop="20260307184450 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Daggett - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Daggett's tired of being 'a creature whose only natural defence is to hide in his dam'. Despite his natural ineptness, and Norb's best efforts to dissuade him, Dag pursues the Martial Arts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184450 +0000" stop="20260307190826 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver Fever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dag and Norb become one-hit wonders on the disco scene, resulting in strange Beatles-like behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190826 +0000" stop="20260307193206 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Time Last Week - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A. Dag discovers that annoying your brother isn't much fun when Norb "bops him into last week" and Dag is forced to retrace his steps over and over again with painful results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193206 +0000" stop="20260307195546 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kandid Kreatures - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The boys learn the hard way that being on TV isn't all it's cracked up to be when they let a famous nature filmmaker film them and he broadcasts a "funniest videos" style film instead of the serious documentary they expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180010 +0000" stop="20260307180258 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's My Crown? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When King Pig loses his crown while rushing to buy candy apples, the other pigs assume he is a regular pig and treat him badly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180258 +0000" stop="20260307180545 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Chuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chuck puts the Blues through their paces on a military training course, but who will come out on top?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180545 +0000" stop="20260307180832 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a special day for one of the Minion Pigs, but do the other Pigs know, or even care?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180832 +0000" stop="20260307181117 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Sounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Birds are thrilled when the Eggs start to speak, but who are the hatchlings going to take after?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181117 +0000" stop="20260307181404 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Talent - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's talent show time in Pig City, but with King Pig as judge the contestants have a lot to be nervous about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181404 +0000" stop="20260307181652 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cordon Bleugh! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will any of the Birds pluck up the courage to tell Matilda what they really think of her culinary skills?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181652 +0000" stop="20260307181939 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A disguised Minion Pig manages to infiltrate the Blues, but will the little Angry Birds fall for his ruse?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181939 +0000" stop="20260307182226 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do as I Say! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Matilda tries to teach the Blues how to behave, but will she be as good as her word when the Pigs attack?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182226 +0000" stop="20260307182511 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Duty - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Red's away, the other Birds think it's their chance to play...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182511 +0000" stop="20260307182758 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slingshot 101 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Red teaches the Blues a lesson when he finds them messing around with the Slingshot, but he soon finds the boot on the other foot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182758 +0000" stop="20260307183043 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder Chuck - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Chuck is on guard duty during a heavy storm, but doesn't want Red to find out that he's scared of lightning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183043 +0000" stop="20260307183331 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gardening with Terence - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Terence casts an ominous shadow over Matilda's flower beds. Can she get him to move before her prize blooms wilt?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183331 +0000" stop="20260307183618 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dopeys on a Rope - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Pigs try to steal the eggs while on a rope, but will the Blues defeat them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183618 +0000" stop="20260307183903 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trojan Egg - S01E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig launches an airbone attack on the birds,will the birds fall in his disguise?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183903 +0000" stop="20260307184148 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Blues are left alone with the nest, something always goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184148 +0000" stop="20260307184435 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184435 +0000" stop="20260307184722 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184722 +0000" stop="20260307185007 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185007 +0000" stop="20260307185255 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Birds are fed up with speedster Chuck winning every race, so they unleash their secret weapon, Terrence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185255 +0000" stop="20260307185542 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
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    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
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    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
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    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
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    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The minion pigs caged an another minion pig in the jail, but Terence is there! How will the pig escape out of the jail?</desc>
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    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191225 +0000" stop="20260307191512 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
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    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
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    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
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    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192621 +0000" stop="20260307192908 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192908 +0000" stop="20260307193156 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193156 +0000" stop="20260307193443 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193443 +0000" stop="20260307193730 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193730 +0000" stop="20260307194017 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194017 +0000" stop="20260307194304 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194304 +0000" stop="20260307194552 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194552 +0000" stop="20260307194839 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194839 +0000" stop="20260307195126 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195126 +0000" stop="20260307195413 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195413 +0000" stop="20260307195700 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195700 +0000" stop="20260307195948 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180856 +0000" stop="20260307185325 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United We Stand - S06E08</title>
    <desc>In this explosive episode, mothers risk everything to protect young.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185325 +0000" stop="20260307193854 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savanna Smackdown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nat Geo WILD reveals what happens when Africa's wildest animals turn on their own kind and brings you closer than ever to the toughest and meanest fights on the savanna. Using stunning HD and home video, the battles are replayed in slow-mo, freeze-frames and close-up zooms, bringing the heart-pounding action into striking detail -- whether it's the moment a rhino takes a piercing jab at its rival or when a hippo uses one of the widest gapes in nature to deliver a fierce blow to an opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180510 +0000" stop="20260307182729 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punchline - Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Punchline host Ted Foppel tries to get to the bottom of the question of why did the chicken cross the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182729 +0000" stop="20260307183757 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katie KaBoom: Prom Night - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Katie KaBoom has been asked to go to the prom. But when her parents refuse to buy her the clothes she needs, she gets angry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183757 +0000" stop="20260307184902 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punchline - The Chicken or the Egg? - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Punchline host Ted Foppel tries to get to the bottom of the question of what came first the Chicken or the Egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184902 +0000" stop="20260307190011 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Time - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Warners volunteer for a magic show and screw up the performance of two magicians.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190011 +0000" stop="20260307191052 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain's Apprentice - S05E20</title>
    <desc>In this all musical parody of the "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" segment of Fantasia, Pinky must stop a machine from making small robots that seek world domination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191052 +0000" stop="20260307192000 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds on a Wire - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The Goodfeathers discuss the wind and argue about the direction from which is coming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192000 +0000" stop="20260307192909 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scoring Session - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The cast of Animaniacs does a recording of the music for the show and gives the replacement conductor a hard time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192909 +0000" stop="20260307193721 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animaniacs Suite - S05E23</title>
    <desc>This short features a look back at previous episodes of Animaniacs set to music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193721 +0000" stop="20260307195945 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Warners - S05E24</title>
    <desc>In this parody of Star Wars, the Animaniacs play rebels who are attempting to get away from the evil and dangerous Girth Plotz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183223 +0000" stop="20260307191643 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living the Dream - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Erik's new approach with the artifact leads to a shocking development—and grave consequences. Sasha digs for information on the Salvare's defenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183915 +0000" stop="20260307192205 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ecuador - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tony meets with local chefs and foodies who help him sift through the endless amount of meat skewers, fish stews and street food stalls of Ecuador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180801 +0000" stop="20260307181932 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Spore - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An alien spore monster with communication difficulties invades the Aqua Teen household.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181932 +0000" stop="20260307183058 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Sir Loin - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Meatwad's fixation with a new rap star embroils the Aqua Teens in a sinister plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183058 +0000" stop="20260307184229 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Squatter - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Shake flushes all the monthly bills down the toilet, the Aqua Teens must cope with life without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184229 +0000" stop="20260307185400 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meat Zone - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Meatwad gains the power to see the near future. Shake tries to make a few bucks with Meatwad's new psychic abilities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185400 +0000" stop="20260307190531 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Trivia - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Wayne the Brain wins every "trivia night" at the bar. Frylock crams Shake full of information, hoping to beat the trivia champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190531 +0000" stop="20260307191700 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Universal Remonster - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Emory and Oglethorpe pay the Aqua Teens another visit, only this time they decide to steal their cable using the Fargate, and control what they're watching using the Universal Remonster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191700 +0000" stop="20260307192817 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Re-Carl - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Frylock's new invention inadvertently destroys Carl's body but the Aqua Teens manage to save his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192817 +0000" stop="20260307193949 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Trees - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Shake dumps a vat of putrid leftover oil in a vengeful forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193949 +0000" stop="20260307195119 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Shake puts together a metal version of the "Birthday Song" hoping to cash in on the royalties.  But, when Zakk Wylde come looking for his cut of the money, things go all wrong for Shake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183114 +0000" stop="20260307191402 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whiter Shade of Pale - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Charlie recovers; Charmain finds a case; Hodiak seeks the man who's been harassing Shafe's family; Shafe helps Hodiak get a message to his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191402 +0000" stop="20260307195654 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cease to Resist - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cutler gets a surprise visitor; Hodiak and Shafe work the murder of a Hollywood star; Charlie goes gun shopping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181408 +0000" stop="20260307185733 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Playground - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Orphaned sisters Vi and Powder bring trouble to Zaun's underground streets in the wake of a heist in posh Piltover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185733 +0000" stop="20260307193807 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Idealistic inventor Jayce attempts to harness magic through science — despite his mentor's warnings. Criminal kingpin Silco tests a powerful substance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181018 +0000" stop="20260307183250 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colt Express - S12E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious stranger and a scavenger hunt helps Archer and the gang get a jump on their enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183250 +0000" stop="20260307185645 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Difficult - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Archer is trapped inside IIA headquarters and Barry is trapped inside Other Barry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185645 +0000" stop="20260307192021 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Con - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Free drinks, party rooms and swag bags are just a few of the things the gang is not enjoying at the world’s foremost spy convention, Clandesti-con!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192021 +0000" stop="20260307194241 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation: Fang - S13E02</title>
    <desc>Gillette is in charge of a creepy crawly mission in a tropical jungle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180445 +0000" stop="20260307182856 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gator Spinner Max - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archibald finds a practical use for his pal's wacky invention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182856 +0000" stop="20260307185306 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Can-Do - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Crackridge's new resident dinosaur has a hard time fitting in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185306 +0000" stop="20260307191717 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mall Walkers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald stumbles upon a crime in progress while trapped in the mall overnight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191717 +0000" stop="20260307194128 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasured Tattoo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A whale's tattooed map inspires Archibald to go on a treasure hunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180050 +0000" stop="20260307182549 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Up Is Hard to Do (1) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Stephanie's father visits for her jewish ceremony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182549 +0000" stop="20260307185046 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Up Is Hard to Do (2) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Stephanie's father Floyd, steals money that Stephanie received as a gift. Stephanie finds out and lets him keep the money because he is broke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185046 +0000" stop="20260307191541 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stephanie's Dance - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Archie must accept the fact that Stephanie is growing up when she attends her first school dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191541 +0000" stop="20260307194032 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Photo Contest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Stephanie enters some candid photos of Archie in a photography contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181505 +0000" stop="20260307191047 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A circle tightens, panic grows: Dan learns about his predecessor, and Melody tries to track the source of the Visser's dangers. Yet the evil spreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191047 +0000" stop="20260307195721 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferryman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The veil drops from a cursed film's origins. At the Vos Mansion in 1924, Iris recruits Rose for a blood ritual. Dan knows he must find Anabelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180951 +0000" stop="20260307183413 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Carved Stone - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Alison Denny moves to a new town and desperately wants to fit in and find friends, but is having trouble getting them to accept her.  When she buys a carved stone from Sardo's Magic Mansion, she discovers that it allows her to go back to a time when when another family was living in her new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183413 +0000" stop="20260307185833 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Guardian's Curse - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A mummy is delivered to a museum owned by an archeologist. The mummy happens to be a dead pharaoh queen whose ancient potion and ring brings eternal life. The trouble begins when the mummy mysteriously disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185833 +0000" stop="20260307192254 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Curious Camera - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After getting his portraits back from the basketball team, Matt finds that he didn't show up in the photos.  To make it up to him, the photographer gives him an antique camera because it has apparently 'chosen' him.  Matt soon learns that anything he takes a picture of willhave something bad happen to it.  Whether you want it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192254 +0000" stop="20260307194714 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Dream Girl - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A teenager thinks he's just met the girl of his dreams when he puts on a mysterious ring that won't come off. Trouble begins when he learns that years ago she was killed in a car accident, and he realizes she wants to lure him to an early grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181427 +0000" stop="20260307185659 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendetta - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Oliver and Helena grow closer, Oliver trains her to be his ally, complete with showing her how to use a crossbow. Diggle disapproves of Oliver sharing his secret with Helena as he’s not sure she can be trusted, but Oliver refuses to listen to his concerns. Helena’s quest for revenge proves to be too strong for Oliver to handle after she kills the head of the Triad and all hell breaks loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185659 +0000" stop="20260307193930 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year's End - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Oliver discovers that after he and his father went missing, Moira and Thea stopped celebrating Christmas. Determined to make up for lost time and restore a sense of normalcy to the Queen household, Oliver decides to throw the family a Christmas party. Meanwhile, Tommy asks Laurel to spend Christmas with him but she points out that Christmas was also her sister Sara’s birthday and she needs to be with her father. Tommy suggests changing things up might be the best way for everyone to heal but Laurel isn’t sure her father is ready for that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181750 +0000" stop="20260307184421 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Binky - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone gets tickets for a concert starring the new group Binky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184421 +0000" stop="20260307191123 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur Rides the Bandwagon - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Everyone has a Woogle, the popular new toy... everyone except Arthur.  He think that they're dweeby, until everyone else has one.  He tries to obtain a wonderful Woogle, but the stores are all sold out!  What will he do now?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191123 +0000" stop="20260307193826 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Dessert Dilemma - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After one of Mr. Read's scrumptious desserts makes Arthur the most popular kid in class, Arthur can't stop asking his dad to cook. Despite his dad's busy catering schedule, Arthur promises delectable desserts to anyone and everyone. Unfortunately, Mr. Read becames overworked and overloaded...will he ever recover? and will Arthur ever see the error of his ways?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180521 +0000" stop="20260307183415 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Rid of Gwen - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jean trys to help Lionel come up with a plan to get rid of Ms. Flack. While Ms. Flack decides to move away to her sister's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183415 +0000" stop="20260307190257 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Affair - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jean's sister-in-law decides to move in with her and Lionel after she finds out her husband is having an affair. Actually he being so secretive because he is planning a surprise anniversary party for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190257 +0000" stop="20260307193150 +0000" channel="C476.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome News - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Rocky decides to give Lionel his country house in-which the film crew for the miniseries has decided to shoot. Jean and Lionel get engaged.</desc>
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    <desc>Brock warns Ash of an otherworldly hurricane brewing; Ash and Pablo make a discovery at the hardware store; Kelly and Brandy face a familiar foe.</desc>
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    <desc>Ash's bond with his daughter strengthens as more Knights of Sumeria join Pablo and him to defeat evil; Kelly decides to go after Ruby while Ash, team, and the knights enter the rift and face a battle of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Where Do Planets Come From? - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>No two people are exactly alike, thanks to a little thing called DNA. Reggie Watts guest-stars as a nurse who explains it all.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
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    <desc>To see how cell phones work, the StoryBots hop inside one. Jennifer Garner guest-stars as a cell tower switching-station operator.</desc>
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    <desc>Each class at Kunugigaoka Academy is competing for the highest sales totals in the school festival. How can the E Class even hope to stand a chance?</desc>
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    <title>This Could Be Game Over - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline and anxieties soar as Tyson's team and family watch him take on Derek Chisora, his longtime rival, during an epic exhibition in London.</desc>
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    <title>A New Life without Boxing - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three weeks after officially retiring from boxing, Tyson struggles to adjust to life outside the ring. His brother Tommy makes a surprising announcement.</desc>
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    <title>The Bend in the River (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The A-Team faces another Army pursuit as they try to help a small town fire chief compete with a larger rival company.</desc>
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    <desc>The A-Team faces another Army pursuit as they try to help a small town fire chief compete with a larger rival company.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Bang - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Paper Boy? Who the hell is that? I swear everybody want to be a rapper now-a-days smh. Song is bumpin tho.</desc>
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    <desc>See every rapper think he a thug, well you do the crime, you do the time. Don't drop the soap haha. Free my uncle Jay!</desc>
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    <desc>This man Earn broke as hell. How you gone go out on a date with no money? Umm mhmm these Atlanta dudes trifling. But Ok, Paper Boi might really be about that life tho.</desc>
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    <title>The Streisand Effect - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Paper Boi is tripping about this blog stuff but it's just Twitter bruh. It's just entertainment. Somebody needs to get Earn some money. Skreetmoney Worldwide man.</desc>
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    <title>Female Titan: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (1) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>As the Recon Corps begins its push toward Shiganshina, they encounter an intelligent Female Titan unlike any they’ve seen before. When Armin hypothesizes that it’s really a human that’s been turned into a Titan, he, Jean, and Reiner attempt to stop it.</desc>
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    <title>Forest of Giant Trees: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (2) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As the Female Titan continues to tear its way through the Recon Corps, Levi makes a bold decision to split the ranks and send Eren and the supply wagons through a huge forest. Is his strategy genius, or does it spell certain death for the scouts?</desc>
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    <desc>With the Female Titan still chasing after Levi's squad, Eren considers turning himself into his Titan form, but Levi tells him to choose to be either a monster or a member of the Recon Corps. As Eren remembers what he has learned from the squad, he realizes that the danger and sacrifice they all share is not what binds them — it is trust. Now it is up to Eren to make the decision of who he will trust.</desc>
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    <title>Erwin Smith: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (4) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>With the help of Levi's squad, the Recon Corps has successfully captured the Female Titan. As Commander Erwin and Captain Levi begin preparations to extract whoever is inside the Titan, will the Recon Corps discover its true identity, or does the Female Titan have one last trick up its sleeve?</desc>
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    <title>Player's Ball - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Dessert at Olive Garden - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sam deals with a big disappointment, Casey clashes with Elsa over college plans, and a recurring dream vexes Doug.</desc>
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    <title>Antarctica - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Law and Disorder - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
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    <title>Santas &amp; Surprises - S04E18</title>
    <desc>One of Austin &amp; Ally’s music students is upset about spending Christmas away from her father, so the gang does everything they can to try and make her happy and realize that they’re her family too.</desc>
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    <title>Musicals &amp; Moving On - S04E19</title>
    <desc>As the rest of the group prepares for the next phase of their lives, Trish is still determining what her next steps will be.</desc>
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    <title>Duets &amp; Destiny - S04E20</title>
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    <title>The Boy in the Iceberg - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Two teenage siblings (Sokka and Katara) living in the South Pole discover a very strange boy (Aang), along with his pet flying bison Appa, in an iceberg. But can they trust him when he accidentally draws the war to their village's doorstep?</desc>
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    <title>Live Kree or Die - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Avengers arrive on the Kree homeworld of Hala, but find that they aren't exactly welcome there - even with Captain Marvel on their side.</desc>
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    <title>Avengers Assemble! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>From the very moment of their team's inception, the Avengers have fought against super-villains, time-travelling conquerors and even shape-shifting alien invaders. But now they must bring forth an army of nearly all their allies to face their greatest challenge yet - Galactus, the devourer of countless worlds and civilizations, and his quartet of heralds drawn from the very elements of nature.</desc>
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    <title>Breakout (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Iron Man stops an A.I.M. arms trade, Hank Pym talks with Mad Thinker to see what he meant when he referred to the villains in the super prisons as soon being free. All four of the prisons then break down and each hero deals with this. Meanwhile, Leonard Samson is exposed to Gamma radiation when the Cube deactivates and is injured by Zzzax. Hulk escapes with Samson and heads to the nearest civilized area. Graviton escapes the Raft and seeks revenge on Nick Fury.</desc>
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    <title>Breakout (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A flashback to 10 years before reveals Graviton's origin. In the present, Iron Man is outnumbered by old enemies at the Vault. To escape and fight Graviton, Tony self-destructs the Vault, but his armor was damaged and he radios a replacement from his Chicago tower. Thor, Hank Pym, and Wasp try to fight Graviton. Later, they are joined by Hulk and Iron Man and with their combined power they defeat Graviton and form the Avengers in order to catch the 74 escaped supervillians that escaped the four prisons.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Cheese - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sleepy antics hit a high note when players must scream for their money. Still hoarse, they confront rattraps and bravely go for the cheese.</desc>
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    <title>Never Trust a Southern Belle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After 24 hours of counting quarters, players test their coordination by diving for sand dollars, balancing coins and snapping lightning-fast selfies</desc>
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    <title>When Elle Freezes Over - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Sam returns in hopes of giving her relationship with Ben another chance, but Ben hesitates because he's still searching for the mysterious Elle. Elsewhere, Danny and Tucker volunteer for a charity ice-skating show that features Emma's favorite princess; and Riley practices parenting.</desc>
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    <title>The Third Wheeler - S06E06</title>
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    <title>The Sonny-Moon - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Ben is jealous when he learns that Bonnie is sending Danny on a cruise to celebrate becoming a dad, so he and Danny hold a "Wheeler War" to see who deserves the trip more. Meanwhile, Tucker and Riley run into Tucker's ex-girlfriend at a Lamaze class, where he fibs about where he's at in life to impress her.</desc>
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    <title>You Cruise, You Lose - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Ben meets a runaway bride who is convinced that fate has thrown them together. Meanwhile, Danny and Riley go on their babymoon cruise, but Bonnie decides to tag along after Danny reveals he hopes that he and Riley will elope.</desc>
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    <title>The Rebound - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Tucker learns that his ex-girlfriend is newly single, so he and Ben hatch a plan to win her back. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Riley bond while camping out in a department store to score a sale on a crib; and Danny tries to babyproof his and Riley's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Daffy Did It! - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Tweety puts the blame on Daffy for every single incident caused by his antics. However Daffy's situation is more than it would seem.</desc>
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    <title>New Cat in Town - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Sylvester gets envious when his attention for being cute is replaced by Baby Pepe, but he comes to like him after Pepe shows affection for him.</desc>
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    <title>Who Said That? - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Daffy learns a bad word from the garbage man and later uses it when he gets angry. He teaches it to his friends, and they use it on Granny. Surprised, she confronts Daffy and shows him effective ways to control his anger.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Toll Calls - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Feeling left out, Petunia and Tweety decide to call Granny's sister Auntie, but instead they call a long distance number, so Granny gives them walkie talkies to play with.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Your Manners - S01E53</title>
    <desc>The babies practice some table manners to go on trip to a smart restaurant with Granny. Instead they make a mess. After cleaning up, Granny gives them lessons in preparation for the trip.</desc>
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    <title>Interludes and Examinations - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Morden returns to secure Londo's cooperation again, Garibaldi confronts Franklin about the stims and Kosh gives Sheridan a victory against the Shadows - but at a price.</desc>
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    <title>War Without End (1) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Ivanova gets a distress call from herself pleading for help as the Shadows destroy Babylon 5. It is dated eight days into the future. At the same time, on Minbar, Sinclair is given a nine-hundred-year-old letter from Valen, telling him that a drastic action must be taken to prevent that future.</desc>
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    <title>Witchcraft - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Roman Holiday (aka Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Race) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Marty and Doc head to Ancient Rome, unaware Jules and Verne are joining them. While the boys cause trouble, Marty gets mixed up in a chariot race with Bifficus and Doc gets thrown to the lions.</desc>
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    <title>Go Fly a Kite - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Time Waits for No Frogs / Einstein's Adventure - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Surf's Up - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Surfers Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone get some unexpected help from Mystery Lifeguard Austin as they search for the perfect wave at Tiki Beach, all to the sounds of some totally rad Afro-pop music.</desc>
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    <title>Cave Party - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ug! It's an ug-cellent Ice Age adventure set to Calypso as Cave People Uniqua, Pablo and Tyrone invent their way to Tasha and Austin's cave for something called 'a party.</desc>
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    <title>Mission To Mars - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's an out-of-this-world adventure set to Kenyan Highlife music, as intrepid astronauts Uniqua, Pablo, and Austin blast off to Mars to find the source of a strange signal being transmitted back to Mission Control!</desc>
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    <title>Samurai Pie - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spaghetti Western music plays as Samurai Pie Maker Tyrone trains apprentice Austin to make the Great Pie for Empress Tasha...while fending off pie-stealing Ninjas Uniqua and Pablo!</desc>
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    <title>Rock n' Roll Wedding - S01E02</title>
    <desc>From a life-size chocolate drum kit to the purr-fect cake for cat lovers: The squad pulls out all the stops for a musician couple's wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet &amp; Spicy Fiesta - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bring on the heat! The bakers go wild with flavor and spice — including the world's hottest chile — for a hot sauce-loving dad's birthday celebration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182145 +0000" stop="20260307191203 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Chain Reactions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pulleys, ramps and pendulums drive the Rube Goldberg-style confections the bakineers construct for this complicated contraption challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180105 +0000" stop="20260307182728 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Is Everything - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Charles decides he is going to be selfish. Joe negotiates with Maximo. Ricky's off-field activities end up being revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182728 +0000" stop="20260307185202 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky flies off the handle; Spencer and Charles say good-bye to Roddney; Jason meets his mother's new beau.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185202 +0000" stop="20260307191934 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaslighting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries to save Vernon by confronting his past; Ricky tries to reconcile with Bella; Charles finds that his football skills come in handy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191934 +0000" stop="20260307194803 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head-On - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Joe feels slighted when his efforts at work go unnoticed; Spencer tries to make amends; Bella challenges Ricky to act like an adult; Vernon is nowhere to be found after discovering what Reggie's been up to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181018 +0000" stop="20260307183046 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183046 +0000" stop="20260307185054 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185054 +0000" stop="20260307193501 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180041 +0000" stop="20260307180518 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180518 +0000" stop="20260307180958 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180958 +0000" stop="20260307181432 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181432 +0000" stop="20260307181911 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181911 +0000" stop="20260307182339 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182339 +0000" stop="20260307182814 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182814 +0000" stop="20260307183250 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183250 +0000" stop="20260307183721 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183721 +0000" stop="20260307184148 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184148 +0000" stop="20260307184620 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184620 +0000" stop="20260307185050 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185050 +0000" stop="20260307185525 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185525 +0000" stop="20260307190006 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190006 +0000" stop="20260307190442 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190442 +0000" stop="20260307190917 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190917 +0000" stop="20260307191349 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191349 +0000" stop="20260307191828 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191828 +0000" stop="20260307192301 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192301 +0000" stop="20260307192737 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192737 +0000" stop="20260307193209 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193209 +0000" stop="20260307193645 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193645 +0000" stop="20260307194118 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194118 +0000" stop="20260307194552 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194552 +0000" stop="20260307195028 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195028 +0000" stop="20260307195504 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195504 +0000" stop="20260307195941 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181345 +0000" stop="20260307192658 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Currahee - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Easy Company is introduced to Captain Sobel, who has the group undergo hard and unfair training. As a result, Sobel comes into conflict with his men, including Richard Winters, his executive officer. The company is shipped to England to prepare for D-Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180447 +0000" stop="20260307184805 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Pale Rider - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lucas’ cover is threatened when Carrie decides to give him over to Rabbit in an effort to protect herself and her family. A drug store robbery turns into a full-blown hostage crisis at the high school, with Deva and Mayor Kendall’s wife among those whose lives are imperiled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184805 +0000" stop="20260307193648 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Live Forever - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie urges Lucas to let go of the past, even as an increasingly suspicious Gordon is hell-bent on uncovering hers. Cast out of her Amish home, Rebecca turns to Proctor to give her a new start in Banshee. A surprise visit from Rabbit’s lieutenant brings back a flood of memories for Carrie. As his family keeps vigil for the ailing Benjamin Longshadow, Alex gets a surprise visit from his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183103 +0000" stop="20260307191234 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Flew Over the Handlebars - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Handlebar Café
Pawcatuck, CT

Two buxom sisters have driven their biker bar in Pawcatuck, Connecticut into a ditch. Can Jon get these party women to stop binge drinking and focus on the real assets of their bar?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191234 +0000" stop="20260307195344 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Crying in the Bar Business - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Barlow's Bar &amp; Grill
Tucker, GA

Jon heads to a Georgia sports bar and encounters an owner who’s incessant crying seems to prevent her noticing the massive employee theft issue occurring right under her nose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180556 +0000" stop="20260307182844 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The in Crowd - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Barbie tries to help Skipper adjust to high school by inviting her to join their lunch table. When Skipper bonds with her friends, Barbie unexpectedly feels left out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182844 +0000" stop="20260307185151 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family of the Year - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Roberts family are driven to enter Malibu's annual Family of the Year contest, competing against the family that has won every year for the past decade: The Reardons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185151 +0000" stop="20260307191454 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sportathon (1) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Barbie &amp; Skipper decide to work together on their school community service project at the Water Park, but the two clash when Skipper doesn't put in an equal amount of effort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191454 +0000" stop="20260307193807 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sportathon (2) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Roberts host their neighbors at the Dreamhouse when an earthquake causes a power-outage. Meanwhile, Barbie &amp; Skipper decide to raise funds for the destroyed library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180142 +0000" stop="20260307182435 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Small - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu learn a valuable lesson after Malibu tries to bring her family's Cleanup Day tradition to her New York neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182435 +0000" stop="20260307184727 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We are Family - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu remix trouble into good tunes when unexpected visitors tag along as the duo records their first song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184727 +0000" stop="20260307191020 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey Trouble - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turkey mishaps and family drama almost turn Thanksgiving upside down as Brooklyn and Malibu celebrate the holiday on separate coasts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191020 +0000" stop="20260307193312 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Stars Are Born - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn and Malibu get a taste of stardom and soon discover life in the spotlight isn't all it's cracked up to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193312 +0000" stop="20260307195605 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Threat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While saving up for their next recording session, Brooklyn and Malibu take on a babysitting gig with some troublemaking kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181640 +0000" stop="20260307190118 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bite of the Apple - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When a dying hoodlum entrusts his girlfriend with a detailed record of all his underworld activities, she is sought by both the police and his former cronies seeking to protect themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190118 +0000" stop="20260307194635 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Dues Come Down - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Baretta doggedly follows a truck driver he suspects of killing the cat burglar who injured his wife, waiting for the man to make a mistake that will reveal his guilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180505 +0000" stop="20260307183018 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent Orange - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Another domestic dispute at the Brauer household occurs when their apartment building becomes "clothing optional"; Wojo takes a personal interest in the plight of a fellow vet whose crime spree may be a result of the Agent Orange chemical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183018 +0000" stop="20260307185530 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Girl - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Dorsey takes a protective stance to a young prostitute; Harris is getting stock tips from another one; and Dietrich is tempted by all of them as he experiments with celibacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185530 +0000" stop="20260307191724 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resignation - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Dietrich, stricken with guilt when he shoots a felon, tenders his resignation; a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191724 +0000" stop="20260307194215 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field Associate - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Someone is sending specific information on transgressions of the men to Internal Affairs; Harris sets up a reunion between an elderly cat burglar and the wife who reported him missing years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180855 +0000" stop="20260307185153 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Romero confronts Norma about newly learned information. Caleb and Dylan take a risky job. Meanwhile, Emma makes a decision about her future with Norman, who is left reeling from a recent discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185153 +0000" stop="20260307193328 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Norman spends the day with a surprise visitor. Norma attempts to keep secrets from being revealed. Meanwhile, Caleb pays a price for helping Dylan with a good deed at the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180459 +0000" stop="20260307183016 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joke's on Catwoman - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Following a tip from Batgirl, the Dynamic Trio meet up at the Grimalkin Novelty Company, hideout of the Joker and Catwoman. There, they overhear the arch-criminals’ plot and secretly trail them to a stash of hidden gunpowder. A careless mistake spoils the villains’ evil plan, however, and they are captured and brought before the Gotham City judge. But when the jury seems less than interested in justice, courtroom mayhem ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183016 +0000" stop="20260307185534 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louie's Lethal Lilac Time - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Louie the Lilac is in town, planning to corner the lilac perfume market in Gotham City. His concoction requires the glands of several animals, so he kidnaps Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson to make the extractions. With “Batman and Robin” unable to respond, Batgirl attempts a rescue, only to be captured herself. The trio rely on their wits (and the latest bat-invention) to attempt an escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185534 +0000" stop="20260307192050 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Nora Clavicle, a women’s rights activist, uses her influence to have Commissioner Gordon, Chief O’Hara, and the whole police force fired and replaced with women. She cuts ties with Batman and Robin, then launches her plan to blow up Gotham City with explosive-packed mice and collect on the insurance. The Terrific Trio look for a way to neutralize her mechanical hordes before it’s too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192050 +0000" stop="20260307194606 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin's Clean Sweep - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Penguin taints the ink at the U.S. Mint with Lygerian Sleeping Sickness. As word of the infected money gets out, citizens of Gotham City empty their cash right onto the streets – and into Penguin’s pockets. But when Bruce Wayne spreads word of the infected bills worldwide, the Penguin realizes his ill-gotten gain is worthless and threatens a more devilish plot if the warning is not retracted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181320 +0000" stop="20260307183440 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyewitness - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Batman's already tense relationship with the law gets tenser when he accidentally messes up a major police sting operation. Fed up with Terry, who she sees as a hothead, Commissioner Gordon warns Bruce that she'll be keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn't get into more trouble. Her worst fears are realized soon enough when she sees Batman bludgeoning Mad Stan to death with one of his own bombs.

When Terry returns home, he finds the Commissioner's men looking for him, but he doesn't know why. Fleeing to Max's house, he tries to understand: how could people have witnessed him perpetrating a crime he didn't commit?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183440 +0000" stop="20260307185552 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Cut - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Curaré is back, and she's hunting members of the Society of Assassins before they can kill her for failing to assassinate Gotham's district attorney. Mutura Bootha, the last Society member still standing, enlists Batman's aid in stopping her, adding that if he falls, Batman is next on her list. As further incentive, he's planted a bomb in Gotham that will go off if he doesn't enter a code every 12 hours.

Unfortunately Bruce Wayne is in Malaysia, unreachable due to a hurricane. Batman enlists an eager Max to help, leaving him to protect Bootha, find the bomb, and -- hardest of all -- keep Max from getting too involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185552 +0000" stop="20260307191701 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Resort - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Dr. David Wheeler, a prominent child psychologist, opens a new ranch/group home promising to help troubled teenagers, parents jump on the bandwagon and start sending their kids away for even the most minor infractions. Max encourages Terry to investigate as Batman when their friend Chelsea is sent away for writing a letter of protest to the principal.

Batman discovers that the kids are being held prisoner and brainwashed, but he is spotted and fired on. Since Batman can't get admissible evidence, he decides to get it as Terry by visiting Chelsea with a pocket recorder. When Terry is captured, he's forced to rely on a delinquent he's never gotten along with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191701 +0000" stop="20260307193756 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armory - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jared's stepfather, Jim "Big Jim" Tate, is a top weapons designer who likes to splurge his considerable salary on his family. When he's laid off from Wayne-Powers and hard up for work, he starts designing new weapons illegally for foreign governments. In order to steal the plans and parts he needs, he puts an array of untested weapons and his Special Forces training to use and becomes an unstoppable one-man army: Armory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193756 +0000" stop="20260307195846 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneak Peek - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Ian Peek is a muckraking journalist who gets footage from seemingly impossible locations, no matter how tight the security. When there's a disturbance at city hall during a secret meeting between an organized crime witness and the district attorney, Batman encounters a man who can pass through solid matter at will. In short order, he puts two and two together and realizes this new villain is Peek. Confronting Peek, however, leads to him using his power to find out Bruce and Terry's secret -- and he threatens to expose them live on the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182016 +0000" stop="20260307184242 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment in Crime Alley - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Roland Daggett, with the help of two explosive experts, Crocker and Nitro, plans to destroy the infamous Crime Alley (while making it look like an underground accident) and use the land to expand his business empire, even if it means killing the residents or forcing them to abandon their homes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184242 +0000" stop="20260307190503 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.O.V. - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A botched police operation results in the suspension of those involved: Officer Wilkes, Officer Montoya and Harvey Bullock. Confronted by their superiors, each of them is forced to tell their tale of what happened that night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190503 +0000" stop="20260307192731 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock King - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After his company goes bankrupt (without a hearing), Temple Fugate takes up the mantle of the Clock King and pursues the one who he believes responsible for his loss: Mayor Hill, who merely persuaded Fugate to take a later coffee break, which ended in disaster. Can Batman rescue Hill in time, despite his dislike for the Mayor?</desc>
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    <title>The Last Laugh - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Joker covers Gotham City in a cloud of laughing gas and begins plundering the crazed city. But after Alfred is infected with the toxin, Batman has added incentive to stop the Joker and acquire an antidote from him before all of Gotham dies with a smile.</desc>
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    <title>Crisis: 22,300 Miles Above Earth! - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Joker, the Penguin, Grodd, Kite Man, Black Manta, Two-Face, Gentleman Ghost, Mr. Freeze, Riddler, Poison Ivy, Clock King, and Solomon Grundy conduct a roast of Batman, and Jeffrey Ross is brought in as the star guest, but he distracts the villains while Batman escapes from the death trap, leaving the Dark Knight free to take down his enemies. The Justice League International host a party on the Watchtower for themselves and the Justice Society of America, but the two teams fail to get along and a brawl breaks out. Meanwhile, Batman attempts to stop Ra's al Ghul's latest scheme but runs into trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Four Star Spectacular! - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A compilation of four short stories, Batman appears as a cameo and a secondary character in all shorts:
Adam Strange in Worlds War – Having picked up an anniversary gift for Alanna on Earth, Adam Strange spots that the zeta beams are firing everywhere in erratic fashion, and learns that Kanjar Ro, who is attempting to destroy Rann and take over the universe, is responsible.
Flash in Double Jeopardy – After saving him from Captain Boomerang, Flash tells Batman about an encounter he just had with Mirror Master and Abra Kadabra.
'Mazing Man in Kitty Catastrophe – 'Mazing Man cat-sits for a couple while they are out, but inadvertently causes extreme damage to their home.
The Creature Commandos in The War That Time Forgot – The Creature Commandos go to Dinosaur Island to investigate the disappearances of some of the Allies, including Batman, and end up confronting the brains behind the plan: the Ultra-Humanite.</desc>
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    <title>Mitefall! - S03E13</title>
    <desc>In the year 1865, in parallel universe 5501, Batman helps foil an assassination attempt on the life of Abraham Lincoln by a steampunk armored John Wilkes Booth. Bat-Mite has grown weary of Batman: The Brave and the Bold, deeming its formula to be tired and repetitive, so he concocts a scheme to make it so bad that the network will have to cancel the show to make way for a darker one. Can Ambush Bug thwart his plan before it's too late?</desc>
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    <title>The Mask of Matches Malone! - S02E24</title>
    <desc>After a team-up with Black Orchid, Batman goes after Catwoman as she tries to steal the Cloak of Neferteri. However, Black Canary and Huntress arrive, on the trail of Two-face. Catwoman aids the heroes, but when Batman gets amnesia, he believes he's his undercover identity of Matches Malone... and goes on a criminal rampage.</desc>
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    <title>The Young Lords - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Starbuck crashes on the planet Trillion, where the Cylons have destroyed all the humans except for a band of children, who have become warriors to save their enslaved father.</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished Business - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Adama stages a boxing tournament on the Galactica to help the crew relax. The competitive atmosphere sets off a brutal match between Kara and Lee. Flashbacks from New Caprica reveal the origin and nature of their dispute.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge Ham - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Three of the toughest Pitmasters from previous seasons are back and in this first round battle, fresh ham and cowboy steak are on the menu. Who will come out on top?</desc>
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    <title>Smoker Envy - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Lee Ann Whippen is looking to avenge her loss in the Season Two finale to Shad Kirton. Meanwhile, the chicken king, Jamie Geer just might play spoiler. Is Shad on his way to another Grand Championship? Or will he have to cancel the victory parade?</desc>
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    <title>Mystery 101 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Velma's got an interview at the prestigious Kingston University, the most selective school in the country. The only catch? The dean wants her and the rest of the Scooby gang to figure out why the ghost of Elias Kingston, the school's founder, is haunting Kingston's book-filled halls!</desc>
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    <title>Game of Chicken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fred gets a call for help from Chuck, his daredevil of a best friend, leading the gang on a rescue mission deep in the caverns of an ancient civilization.</desc>
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    <title>All Paws on Deck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The gang climbs aboard the cruise ship run by Fred's cousin despite Velma's strong dislike of water.</desc>
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    <title>Poodle Justice - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang visits the set of Scooby's favorite TV show and he meets a dog actress who plays a detective on the screen.</desc>
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    <title>Eat, Flay, Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Catering queen Kimberly Van Kline and Christopher Lee, compete for a chance to take on Bobby Flay; Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli and down home chef Jack McDavid stop by to see how the competition measures up.</desc>
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    <title>Up in Smoke! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Chefs Kamal Rose and Shannon Bard compete for a chance to Beat Bobby Flay; Iron Chef Michael Symon and comedian Ali Wentworth will decide the winner.</desc>
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    <title>Old School; New School - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Experienced chef Andrew Evans battles the up and coming chef Brooke Mallory; Scott Conant and food critic Katie Lee judge.</desc>
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    <title>They Must Be Giants - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Crab Claw King, Andy Saintange, stands against tattooed butcher, Bruce Kalman, in the battle of the big men. Chopped judges Scott Conant and Geoffrey Zakarian will decide which chef gets the chance to take down Bobby in his own backyard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191157 +0000" stop="20260307193256 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East vs. West - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis and Iron Chef Michael Symon hold nothing back as they aim to get Bobby Flay beat! They bring in heavy ammo with a former Iron Chef America winner, L.A.'s chef Neal Fraser, and a Boston big shot with electric blue hair, Chef Jason Santos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193256 +0000" stop="20260307195357 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Home the Bacon - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Food Network's Sunny Anderson and Cutthroat Kitchen judge Chef Jet Tila cause a ruckus as they conspire to Beat Bobby Flay! They bring in two chefs from New England; fusion chef, Matthew Britt and rebel, Tyler Anderson. Tune in to see if one of New England's finest can take down New York's sweetheart.</desc>
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    <title>Glass Onion - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Beat Bugs find a beautiful glass Christmas ornament, they can't agree on who should keep it. But then it mysteriously disappears. / After Postman Bee's grandmother forgets the recipe to his favourite pie, the Beat Bugs come up with an elaborate plan to jog her memory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184750 +0000" stop="20260307191250 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carry That Weight - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When a bicycle destroys the Ants' home, the Bugs invite them to move in. But they soon discover living with a colony of Ants isn't easy. / Lost in daydreams, Blackbird crashes into Mr Moonlight and breaks her wing. After finding her in the garden, the Beat Bugs try to help her fly again.</desc>
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    <title>Hello Goodbye - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A human drops his mobile phone in the backyard, leaving the bugs fascinated by the device. They try to work out what it is, before Kumi inadvertently answers a call, helping the friends to learn what the phone can do. The human finds his phone and the bugs decide to make their own communication device. / Feeling like he doesn't share any interests with his friends, Walter he finds comfort in "befriending" an inanimate ball. The other bugs discover that the ball is a lost toy of Bulldog's which has been missing. Walter returns the ball to the dog and reunites with his real friends.</desc>
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    <title>Orphans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Catherine's father dies and Vincent allows her to come below to grieve. He also makes her go back above because he knows that she does not belong there no matter how he feels. Catherine finally agrees and goes back above.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185629 +0000" stop="20260307193901 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arabesque - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ballerina, Lisa's return to the tunnels opens up old wounds for Vincent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180109 +0000" stop="20260307180722 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butt, Butt, Hike! - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180722 +0000" stop="20260307181621 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vaya Con Cornholio - S07E02</title>
    <desc>After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine "Volt Cola," Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.</desc>
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    <title>Evolution Sucks - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.
videos:   Snoop Dogg - "Gin and Juice"</desc>
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    <title>Ding-Dong-Ditch - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.
videos:   Hole - "Violet"</desc>
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    <title>Just for Girls - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.
videos:   Rednex - "Cotton Eyed Joe"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183943 +0000" stop="20260307184805 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Special Episode - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to "take care" of it.
videos:   Toadies - "Possum Kingdom"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184805 +0000" stop="20260307185559 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumbasses Anonymous - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.
videos:   Helium - "Pat's Trick"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185559 +0000" stop="20260307190249 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underwear - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.
videos:   Madonna - "Secret"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190249 +0000" stop="20260307191057 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Lice - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.
videos:   Beastie Boys - "Sabotage"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191057 +0000" stop="20260307191838 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyber-Butt - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.
videos:   The Prodigy - "Poison"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191838 +0000" stop="20260307192640 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nose Bleed - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.
videos:   Lordz Of Brooklyn - "Saturday Night Fever"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192640 +0000" stop="20260307193322 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizens' Arrest - S07E12</title>
    <desc>After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start "arresting" everyone in sight.
videos:   Tool - "Prison Sex"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193322 +0000" stop="20260307194049 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pierced - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.
videos:   MC 900 Ft Jesus - "If I Only Had A Brain"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194049 +0000" stop="20260307194921 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Great Day - S07E14</title>
    <desc>After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."
videos:   Elastica - "Connection"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194921 +0000" stop="20260307195616 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Strike - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.
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  <programme start="20260307180135 +0000" stop="20260307182312 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain in the Aspirin - S02E10</title>
    <desc>As Becker continues to recoup from his gunshot wound, he's caught off guard when Elizabeth claims that she doesn't have any aspirin -- although he found a bottle of them among her things while earlier snooping through her purse. Becker, of course dismissing his own bad behavior, is miffed at her actions and begins to think that she may not have an honest bone in her body. Meanwhile, Bob wins the lottery.</desc>
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    <title>Blind Curve - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jake's old friend, who was responsible for the car accident in which Jake lost his sight, pays him a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Margaret tries to get out of an annual road trip with some nursing school friends; and Becker experiences screen envy when Jake wins a huge television at his grandmother's church raffle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184449 +0000" stop="20260307190624 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa on Ice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Becker is his usual bitter self as Christmas rolls around, until a department store Santa drops dead in his waiting room. Meanwhile, Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190624 +0000" stop="20260307192759 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hypocratic Oath - S02E13</title>
    <desc>John's waiting room turns into a maze of boxes when Linda orders too many supplies; Reggie becomes attracted to a much younger student and Margaret learns that a former patient died and has included her in her will.</desc>
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    <title>The Rumor - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rumor starts that John is dying when he suddenly begins eating healthy food and tries to control his temper.</desc>
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    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
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    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191910 +0000" stop="20260307194640 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food - S01E01</title>
    <desc>One morning Bee wakes from a dream and is starving. New recipe in hand Bee and PuppyCat head to the store and then to cook with Deckard. Oh yeah – there's a talking cicada.</desc>
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    <title>We Draw a Magic Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fumi's pointed comments and Naomi's meddling put Amy and George on edge. As Isaac hustles to get out of trouble, Danny receives an unexpected offer.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Cage - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Amy and Danny both experience positive changes in their lives, but lingering secrets and emotional challenges force them to confront hard truths.</desc>
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    <title>Driven Crazy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice, Lydia and Doomie enter the Neitherworld Groan Prix, where they face possible defeat by Scuzzo and Fuzzo.</desc>
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    <title>Scummer Vacation - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lydia's parents want to go on a vacation, so Beetlejuice, posing as Mr. Beetleman, offers his services as a tour guide -- in the Neitherworld.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185827 +0000" stop="20260307192115 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bewitched, Bothered &amp; Beetlejuiced - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Lydia is spending the night in the Neitherworld. Unfortunately, Percy tags along and gets catnapped by a witch and taken to the Witches' Ball. Beetlejuice and Lydia must masquerade as witches to sneak in and get Percy back.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Beetle &amp; Mr. Juice - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice invents a cologne that changes the personality of anyone it comes in contact with into its polar opposite. When Lydia gets sprayed with it, she becomes a wild, prank-pulling criminal, and, taking Beetlejuice along for the ride, wreaks more havoc on the Neitherworld than BJ's ever been responsible for.</desc>
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    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
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    <title>Behind Her Eyes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A stunning revelation makes Louise dig deeper into David and Adele's past, and what she discovers pushes her to demand the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Freedom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane's plans for an anxiety-free weekend go awry when Mark asks her to be his "beard" during an unexpected visit from his parents. In other events, Mary Jane's interview of a teen sex worker makes her re-evaluate her relationship with Niecy.</desc>
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    <title>Mary Jane Knows Best - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane undergoes a fertility treatment as part of a series on modern-day motherhood. She also makes Niecy her new pet project after Niecy's secret is discovered; and tries to land an interview with an elusive multi-millionaire.</desc>
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    <title>Dancing in the End Zone - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bella and Troy pretend to date, in order to keep Troy's secret.</desc>
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    <title>That's My Tri-Five! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a new cheerleader, Nickie, replaces Bella's spot on the cheerleading squad, Bella suspects that she is stealing Sophiie and Pepper from her. Meanwhile, Troy, Newt, and Sawyer become obsessed with their new spy gear kit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Good Bye Week - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bella and Kyle go on their first date; Bella seeks help from the boys when a twist of fate threatens her relationship with Kyle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bromantically Challenged - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Bella must navigate a difficult situation when Troy and Sawyer fight over who will be her top receiver; Sophie and Pepper have trouble with their bake sale in Bella's absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193228 +0000" stop="20260307195413 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado Afraido - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the gang is locked down at school during a tornado warning, Bella gets everyone to help throw Pepper a party using supplies at school.</desc>
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    <title>Bollywood Nights - S12E02</title>
    <desc>As Chef Lawrence struggles in the galley, Captain Kerry contemplates making a new hire; the deck team tried to find their footing under Caio’s scattered leadership.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Island - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The crew prepares to embark on a five-day charter with porn stars; Captain Kerry grows frustrated with the interior and worries his bosun isn't up to snuff; Solene's laissez-faire attitude towards work sends Rainbeau reeling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180339 +0000" stop="20260307182635 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Luck - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hex's niece, Charmcaster, enters the underground prison he's held at to release him out of his cell. With her help, Hex was able to regain most of his powers after being given his magical staff. Meanwhile, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max head to a magic convention held in Las Vegas, and in there, Gwen finds the legendary Keystone of Bazell. With it, she gains the powers of Lucky Girl once again, but will it last after finding out that Hex and his niece are after it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182635 +0000" stop="20260307184931 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Lurk Below - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Our heroes ride a jet belonging to Grandpa Max's old Friend, Donovan Grand Smith, who owns an underwater resort. At the entrance, they receive a warm welcome from Donovan himself, though they also meet with his grandson, Edwin, who didn't seem to be excited about their guests. Later, when Edwin, Ben, and Gwen enter the Undersea Manta Ray, a giant submarine, they encounter strange aliens that threatened to destroy the whole resort. While the kids find a way to cooperate with each other to find the source that lures them in, Donovan himself learns a few lessons in how to bond better with his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184931 +0000" stop="20260307191224 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghostfreaked Out - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A terrorizing nightmare of Ghostfreak is half the trouble for an unnerved Ben, as a tour of an important academy that Gwen wishes to attend is disturbed by the uncanny alien's manifestations and the antics of Acid Breath, Frightwig, and Thumbskull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191224 +0000" stop="20260307193508 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Animo and the Mutant Ray - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons arrive at a swamp, where a festivities of Gatorfest start first thing the next day. Gwen finds Ben playing around with the Omnitrix, and she warns him that it may create unusual problems. Without heeding Max and Gwen's warning, he pops the face out, and the Omnitrix acts up. Right away, something was wrong, though it was gone unnoticed, at least, until the next day. Gator-fest was going along well, but the giant frog of Dr. Animo comes in to disrupt it. Dr. Animo has returned, and he wants to take revenge on Ben. But when Ben goes alien, he transforms into a hybrid alien with unbalanced attributes. Will Ben ever learn his lesson in listening for a change?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193508 +0000" stop="20260307195754 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back with a Vengeance - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Megacruiser flies solo in space, and inside Kevin examines the giant ice block found in space. Inside the mass, held Vilgax, and Kevin underestimated his current situation. He was very much alive and well, and they soon create a partnership after learning that they were both after the same person. On Earth, Ben plays around with the Omnitrix, hoping to find a better way of controlling it. Eventually, he finds the master control of the Omnitrix, giving him the ability to alternate between aliens, as well as prolong his duration with a form. Although his discovery has given him a stronger advantage, will it be enough to stop the danger that lies ahead?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182651 +0000" stop="20260307183808 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Copped - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Grandpa Max's engineer buddy Phil Billings gifts Team Tennyson the Omni-Copter, a state of the art flying vehicle that can transport the Rustbucket for overseas adventures, Steam Smythe takes to the skies to ground Ben and company's first test flight; but unbeknownst to our heroes, Smythe was sent to battle Ben's latest alien forms by a mysterious, powerful enemy: the Forever Knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183808 +0000" stop="20260307184925 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This One Goes to 11 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>During one last stop by a toy store before Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max's maiden voyage across the Atlantic, Ben runs into an old bully, Kevin 11, who now has new powers. He's able to transform into aliens just like Ben, such as the "bootleg" doppelgänger of Cannonbolt— Wreckingbolt!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184925 +0000" stop="20260307190042 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rath of Con - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Back stateside, Ben can't get into a cat cosplay competition, Top Tail, without a costume of his own; but when he goes Rath, a new cat-like alien with an attitude, Ben's newfound wild side quickly becomes much more than he bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190042 +0000" stop="20260307191158 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poles Apart - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to the South Pole goes upside down when Team Tennyson lands on the North Pole instead, but Ben quickly discovers the culprits: Solar &amp; Polar Twain, magnetically-powered scientists who want to hold the world ransom by threatening to reverse Earth's magnetic poles!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191158 +0000" stop="20260307192317 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Don't Tell - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max arrive at a Native American national park to witness the Ayasha Plinths, an ancient Stonehenge-like rock formation. But when the sinister sorcerer Hex arrives, Ben must battle against a beast Hex magically made out of huge rocks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192317 +0000" stop="20260307193437 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Zombozo-Zone! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>During medieval times, Team Tennyson must fight to remember that they're not in the past at all, but actually at a Renaissance-esque faire, where "King Zombozo" has hypnotized its guests into thinking they live in the past!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193437 +0000" stop="20260307194554 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After an overpass collapses on the highway, Team Tennyson is in a traffic jam along with Simon Sez and family. But when Ben and Simon team up to tackle the gridlock together, Simon only makes matters much, much worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194554 +0000" stop="20260307195710 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Heads - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After traveling to Tampa Beach, Florida, Team Tennyson hopes to get some much-needed rest &amp; relaxation, but the tempests without a temper, the Weatherheads, have other plans that Ben must thwart: to build a new beach base!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180346 +0000" stop="20260307182642 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Town - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Vilgax promises Ghostfreak to spring him out of prison as long as he tells him the secrets of the Omnitrix, but when Ghostfreak betrays him and turns his people into his minions, Vilgax comes to Earth and asks for Ben, Gwen and Kevin's help to get rid of Ghostfreak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182642 +0000" stop="20260307184914 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trade Off - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kevin makes a temporary truce with Darkstar to retrieve an artifact that will return them into their former selves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184914 +0000" stop="20260307191154 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Busy Box - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ben, Kevin and Gwen come across an alien box that can forms into a robotic version of whatever it sees. It power becomes a liability when the Vreedle brothers decide to take the box for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191154 +0000" stop="20260307193508 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Con of Rath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Zaw-Veenull asks Ben to deliver Prince Tiffin to Jarret in order to keep peace between the two species. Shortly, after their trip in space, the Omnitrix malfunctions and turns Ben into an Appoplexian named Rath who wants to fight anything that breathes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193508 +0000" stop="20260307195827 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Primus - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Omnitrix transports Ben, Gwen, and Kevin to a planet called Primus, which turns out to have been created by Azmuth.  They must stop Vilgax from stopping the Omnitrix at its source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181255 +0000" stop="20260307183532 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bros in Space - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ben meets Rook's family during a visit to their home planet, which is being targeted for its precious resource by an old foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183532 +0000" stop="20260307185803 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben Again - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Eon forces young Ben and teenage Ben to switch minds, only the time-traveling Professor Paradox can sort things out and help Ben stop Eon from taking over the timelines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185803 +0000" stop="20260307192035 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Store 23 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ben meets an alternate version of himself while searching for a 23rd Mr. Smoothy's store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192035 +0000" stop="20260307194210 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S01E20</title>
    <desc>As payment for destroying his car, Mr. Baumann orders Ben to make deliveries for him without using the Omnitrix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181200 +0000" stop="20260307183422 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map of Infinity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Ben must stop the newly transformed and extremely dangerous Aggregor from attaining the first piece of the Map of Infinity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183422 +0000" stop="20260307185636 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reflected Glory - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cash and J.T. take credit for Ben's successes, so Psyphon comes back thinking J.T. and Cash were responsible for Vilgax's defeat!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185636 +0000" stop="20260307191854 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ben and the gang travel to a water planet in order to stop Aggregor from obtaining the second piece of the Map of Infinity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191854 +0000" stop="20260307194104 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where the Magic Happens - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gwen is forced to team up with her nemesis, Charmcaster, when the team finds themselves to have to stop Aggregor!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180517 +0000" stop="20260307181628 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Bong (2) - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly and their friends go to Zyros' home planet where they meet all manner of alien creatures and The Great Leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181628 +0000" stop="20260307182732 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen Bakes Cakes - S02E37</title>
    <desc>A cake sale is held to raise money to fix Mrs Fig's magic school after an apple crushes it. Unfortunately, Queen Thistle is baking, and nobody can eat her cakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182732 +0000" stop="20260307183836 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch Competition - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Mrs Witch must come out of retirement when a young witch called Wendy Witch wants to live in her house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183836 +0000" stop="20260307184940 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Journey to the Centre of the Earth - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Naughty Daisy and Poppy cast a spell that sends their teacher Mrs Fotheringill to the centre of the Earth, and Ben and Holly encounter dinosaurs and volcanos as Granpapa Thistle leads them on a mission to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184940 +0000" stop="20260307190043 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redbeard's Rainbow - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Captain Redbeard is determined to find the treasure at the end of the rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190043 +0000" stop="20260307191154 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox Cubs - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly go on a scout group called the Fox Cubs, but after criticizing Mr Elf's survival skills, Nanny Plum magics them all to the top of Mount Everest! And with no way to magic themselves off, how will they get home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191154 +0000" stop="20260307192305 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanny Plum and The Wise Old Elf Swap Jobs for One Whole Day - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf argue over who does the most work, so they decide to swap jobs for one whole day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192305 +0000" stop="20260307193416 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Very Important Person - S02E43</title>
    <desc>A Very Important Person is coming to the Little Kingdom, and everyone is trying to get ready on time. But who is this Very Important Person? And will everything go to plan? I wouldn't bet on it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193416 +0000" stop="20260307194521 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunty II - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Mr Elf sails his new boat 'Bunty II', but Big Bad Barry has other ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194521 +0000" stop="20260307195637 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E45</title>
    <desc>A Father's Day-themed episode of Ben and Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183552 +0000" stop="20260307192641 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday - S14E02</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickies: Personnel
2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero
3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again
4.Holiday
5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed
6.Sit up &amp; Listen
7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West
8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler
9.A Clown in Town
10.Crown Court
11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub
12.Saucy Boy!
13.Go Kart Chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181127 +0000" stop="20260307183344 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernie Mac, Ladies Man - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Wanda plans a play date for a group of kids, Bernie ends up winning over the moms for the afternoon and becoming defensive about his masculinity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183344 +0000" stop="20260307185601 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Bernie Mac - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Wanda bring the kids to church to discipline them, but Bernie ends up being the immature one.  Later on, the Bishop and Deacon show up at Bernie's house during his poker night and suggest that Bernie allow them to use his house for bible study.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185601 +0000" stop="20260307191818 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here To Stay - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bernie realizes that the kids are here to stay, so he begins treating them differently.  Wanda complains that Bernie is treating the kids like roomates and holds off sex from him until he realizes the kids are truly part of their family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191818 +0000" stop="20260307194035 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The kids get a dog from the pound, thinking it will be the perfect present for Bernie.  Bernie finds the dog, hides it, thinking it is the perfect present for the kisd.  They think he took it back to the pound, so they try and get revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181417 +0000" stop="20260307192315 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saul Gone - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Revelations. Regrets. RICO violations. Jimmy's worlds — and identities — converge in one final showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180215 +0000" stop="20260307182355 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win Some, Dose Some - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Linda is accidentally dosed with an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182355 +0000" stop="20260307184536 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, Mr. Chips - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184536 +0000" stop="20260307190716 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Happy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190716 +0000" stop="20260307192857 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Are the Boss of Me - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192857 +0000" stop="20260307195038 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bioshuffle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182646 +0000" stop="20260307185218 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jed, Incorporated - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Mr. Drysdale wants Jed to incorporate for the tax advantages. So the Clampetts take over the top floor of the Commerce Bank and start doing what they can to stimulate the economy by getting more money into the hands of more people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185218 +0000" stop="20260307191757 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Learns to Drive - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Motorists and pedestrians become endangered species when Granny learns to drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191757 +0000" stop="20260307194335 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin in Beverly Hills - S02E34</title>
    <desc>When Granny feels home-sick, Mr. Drysdale get’s Jed’s old cabin from back home and sets it up in the Clampetts’ backyard to surprise her on her birthday. A coed with a sociology major thinks that they live there as the Drysdale’s servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181527 +0000" stop="20260307185950 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unnecessary Roughness - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Donna believes she has solved the mystery of her stalker's identity when she sees Garrett Slan, the man who tried to rape her, at the university. Donna's friends insist that she is mistaken, as Slan is in prison. Donna is cheered by a ""girls' night out"" with Kelly and Clare, until someone tries to run over her outside the After Dark. While sorting through her parents' unopened mail, Donna finds a notice that Slan has been released from prison. Brandon and Tracy spend the weekend at her family's ranch. Tracy is distracted by her horse, which has taken ill; and the presence of Sam, an ex-boyfriend who once asked her to marry him. Tracy rejects Sam's advances and has sex with Brandon in the barn. Steve and Dick team up to market T-shirts for sale at the After Dark's Super Bowl party. Steve puts his sewing skills to use after he mistakenly orders shirts adorned with a picture of a soccer ball. Music: 'Knock on Wood' by Eddie Floyd, 'The Authority Song' by John Cougar Mellencamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185950 +0000" stop="20260307194417 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face-Off - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Donna's request for a permanent restraining order against Slan is denied. He shows up in a classroom and tries to tell her something, but she runs out. David and Tom confront Slan, who claims that he was trying to warn Donna about her stalker. Donna discovers that someone has left a dead rat in her bedroom. Slan finally picks a fight with David at the Peach Pit After Dark so that the restraining order will be granted. He leaves town, but Donna receives more threatening phone calls. Kelly sets her sights on Tom. Valerie believes that Kelly is dating Tom to hurt her. Tracy accidentally tells Brandon that she loves him; he does not reciprocate. Brandon and Tom participate in a charity hockey game with NHL players. Brandon takes a cheap shot at Tom after watching Kelly kiss him before the game. Steve and Clare consider living together as they spend a weekend house sitting. David takes an interest in a young singer. Music: 'Please Don't Go' by KC and the Sunshine Band, 'B-A-B-Y' by Carla Thomas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182403 +0000" stop="20260307184921 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha's Magic Mirror - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Samantha fixes all the mirrors in the house so that the depressed Esmerelda will look prettier just before her old boyfriend shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184921 +0000" stop="20260307191438 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laugh, Clown, Laugh - S07E27</title>
    <desc>First Endora has Darrin constantly telling jokes and then reverses the spell so that he laughs whenever he hears something sad or horrible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191438 +0000" stop="20260307193949 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha and the Antique Doll - S07E28</title>
    <desc>Samantha allows Darrin's mother to think that she has magical powers. A fake séance cures her of this idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185515 +0000" stop="20260307195301 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It's finally Humphrey and Martha's wedding day - what could possibly go wrong? Other than a museum heist, cyber crime and an unexpected arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182309 +0000" stop="20260307190618 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Floyd County, Ga.:  Snitches Get Stitches - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A once-violent, now submissive inmate hopes to make a difference in the lives of the new young offenders in his facility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190618 +0000" stop="20260307194929 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oklahoma County, Okla.:  Insane and Chaos - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A young Oklahoma offender tries to escape during a jail visit; preteen toughs are forced to display their loyalty to their respective rival gangs; a teen arsonist gets burned by his actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180144 +0000" stop="20260307182100 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grant Allocation Derivation - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he’s responsible for distributing extra grant money. Also, Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182100 +0000" stop="20260307184207 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Consummation Deviation - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Sheldon tries to bond with Amy’s father, but when Wolowitz lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Also, Koothrappali and Anu try to get physical for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184207 +0000" stop="20260307190229 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citation Negation - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Also, ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart’s girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190229 +0000" stop="20260307192322 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The VCR Illumination - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon’s past inspires him not to give up. Also, Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz ace his Magic Castle audition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192322 +0000" stop="20260307194244 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paintball Scattering - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Also, Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn’t want to move in with Denise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181333 +0000" stop="20260307185624 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Eviction #3; HoH Comp #4 - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Season 12: Episode 10: Emotions Flare after an Explosive Speech as Another Houseguest is Evicted

The aftermath from the Veto ceremony is full of confusion and anger. Elimination nominee Andrew’s announcement that he was coming after his supposed allies Rachel and Brendon mystifies Britney, who thinks Rachel’s genuine reaction was totally fabricated for the rest of the HouseGuests’ benefit. Rachel is angry, and wonders why Andrew is jumping on the “get Rachel and Brendon bandwagon.” Andrew’s fellow nominee Kathy sees the speech as an opportunity for her to stay in the house and vows to “fight like there is no tomorrow.” Andrew initially thinks he has made a good move—now that he has expressed animus towards the house “supercouple,” maybe everyone else will vote for him to stay for the week. 

Head of Household Matt takes Andrew aside and breaks the bad news to him. If the vote had been held the day before, Matt tells him, then Andrew would have been a safe bet to stay. But after Andrew’s speech, he is now the week’s target, because everyone saw it was a naked ploy and nothing else. Andrew is stunned! He quickly realizes the secret plan he and Brendon hatched is blowing up in their faces. Meanwhile, Brendon has his own issues. Rachel is furious about Andrew’s comments, and is even more furious at Brendon for pulling a stunt like this without consulting her. “Who is he in a relationship with,” Rachel fumes in the diary room, “Andrew or me?” 

Outside Brendon tries to make amends but Rachel is in no mood to forgive. Even when Brendon tells her he loves her, the perennially affectionate Rachel refuses to give her man a kiss! “You better know what you’re doing,” Rachel warns Brendon, who gets the message that this action has major consequences not only in the game but also in his relationship.


Working Votes

Kathy is taking the ball Andrew inadvertently threw her and is running with it. She tells Ragan that as a canc</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185624 +0000" stop="20260307193813 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nomination Ceremony #4 - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Season 12: Episode 11: Rachel and Kristen Battle it out as the Game Gets Real

Andrew’s parting revelation that Kristen and Hayden are in a secret showmance reverberates through the house. On the outside Kristen is acting shocked, but in Diary Room she admits the worst thing she ever could have imagined has come out, and it has come out hard. Hayden is just as shocked -- he was cruising along with his secret alliance the Brigade, plus he had Kristen wrapped around his finger. What does he do now?

During the live show, Hayden and Kristen lay into Andrew, telling him that they wouldn’t be that stupid. “Why would I lie?” Andrew asks, remaining calm as Hayden and Kristen keep up their charade. Fellow nominee Kathy is loving it, but not as much as Rachel, who realizes this is a great thing for her and her showmance Brendon. 

And what’s even better for Rachel’s showmance? Winning Head of Household! “Floaters,” Rachel says, “You better grab a life vest—Kristen!” Rachel then reveals she heard Hayden and Kristen making out last night. Brendon piles on, telling Hayden and Kristen that they are busted. Kristen lashes back, with Hayden backing her up. The insults fly, with Rachel and Kristen calling each other out on their intelligence. From the sidelines Ragan notes that he is not a religious person, but he has been praying for this moment to happen since he entered the house. Britney is also in hog heaven. “The irony that they were in a boxing ring was not lost on me,” Britney says. The attention diverts briefly to Kathy, who hugs Kristen and Hayden as things begin to die down. Rachel is not happy—that kind of behavior shows Kathy is with Kristen and not her. “She is clearly telling me what side she is on,” Rachel says in diary room.

Things finally cool off to a point where Brendon can congratulate Rachel. Rachel breaks down, telling Brendon she is so tired of the house coming after them. In the palm bedroom, Enzo, Matt and Lane can</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181415 +0000" stop="20260307183613 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Op - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bill promises his family a trip to the mall food court but tricks them into going to a family portrait studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183613 +0000" stop="20260307185811 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remy Rescue - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Remy skips his violin lesson to hang out with Cricket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185811 +0000" stop="20260307192010 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gridlocked - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bill takes the family on a road trip, only to wind up in a traffic jam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192010 +0000" stop="20260307194208 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Bird - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Tilly finds a bird's nest and cares for the eggs, hoping the chicks will imprint on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180618 +0000" stop="20260307185219 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have They Done? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Following first-day-of-school events, Madeline is worried by Bonnie’s behavior. Mary Louise, Celeste’s mother-in-law, offers her unvarnished assessment of Madeline’s character. Jane learns that she’s known in town as one of the “Monterey Five.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185219 +0000" stop="20260307194342 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell-Tale Hearts - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Renata faces an uncertain future when Gordon lands in legal trouble.  After a challenging therapy session, Celeste opens up to Mary Louise about her relationship with Perry. Ed confronts Madeline about her secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181935 +0000" stop="20260307185325 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Big Mouth Christmas - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Classic holiday stories get a naughty makeover in this special episode hosted by puppet versions of Maury and Connie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185325 +0000" stop="20260307192121 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sugarbush - S05E09</title>
    <desc>On a Birch family ski trip, Leah prepares to go all the way with Val, and Andrew hits it off with a fellow ski noob. Matthew helps Jay out of a slump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192121 +0000" stop="20260307195058 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-New Year's Eve - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Nick follows Walter to the land of monsters and demands to see the person in charge. A New Year's Eve party inspires a flurry of grand gestures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181454 +0000" stop="20260307185647 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready to Start - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Faced with a desperate shortage of red cedar because his timber claim is still snowed in, Kevin takes to the high seas to salvage beached logs to serve his clients and pay a million dollar government penalty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185647 +0000" stop="20260307194012 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain High - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With his timber claim still snowed in, Kevin and crew push the limits of his small boat to try and salvage more logs on the Alberni Inlet; Sarah plans a surprise for Kevin's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180014 +0000" stop="20260307182246 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Gold - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kendall buys Jo a necklace but Camille believes Logan bought it for her; Gustavo hangs BTR's gold record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182246 +0000" stop="20260307184518 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Camping - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gustavo doesn't allow the boys to go camping because he fears for their safety, so they resort to camping on a soundstage with Jo, Camille and The Jennifers, but end up with a face off (Boys vs Girls). Meanwhile, Gustavo is trying to stop the boys camping section with the help of Kelly because he's afraid of them getting hurt. Elsewhere, Katie and Mrs. Knight are camping outside to get a new iSlab 3. Mr. Bitters had saved Jett a space on line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184518 +0000" stop="20260307190750 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Rescue - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kendall, Jo , Camille, and Logan volunteer at a dog shelter and end up adopting 12 dogs. Meanwhile, James finds Carlos and Jennifer's puppy love sickening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190750 +0000" stop="20260307193022 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Bloopers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The boys mistakenly ruin the tape with their last episode, so they quickly set a blooper+outtakes episode hosted by Stephen Kramer Glickman as Gustavo Roque and Ciara Bravo as Katie Knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193022 +0000" stop="20260307195353 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Invasion - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The boys try to stop the invasion of a British boy band; the boys hire a manager to help Gustavo; a rift forms between the band members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182110 +0000" stop="20260307184447 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective Pecky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Stripes teaches an impatient Pecky how to slow down and take her time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184447 +0000" stop="20260307190841 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parade Pop! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Disaster's in the air when gusty winds blow the city's annual balloon parade off course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190841 +0000" stop="20260307193258 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Struggle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The crew works up a sweat to power a pop star's concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193258 +0000" stop="20260307195722 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Rescue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pecky upgrades Kit's ambulance for the Big Tree City Race but goes a little too far!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181513 +0000" stop="20260307184235 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Original Martian Invasion - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bill introduces the theory of panspermia, NASA scientists discuss the Mars 2020 mission, and Wil Wheaton and the panel ponder life on other planets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184235 +0000" stop="20260307190845 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Some Shots, Save the World - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With help from some friends in raincoats and a room full of unemployed germs, Bill demonstrates how vaccines work and why everyone needs to get them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190845 +0000" stop="20260307193930 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheat Codes for Reality - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bill and his correspondents check out video game technology that's changing the world, including a game that helps surgeons sharpen their skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182218 +0000" stop="20260307191820 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Napoleon's Hat - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As the Commission's announcement draws near, Prince must decide just how far he'll go to secure his bid. Chuck, determined to find wrongdoing in Prince's pursuit of the games, follows a lead. Mase Carb develops a new algorithm, and Taylor uses it to their advantage. Chuck and Wendy reconnect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184629 +0000" stop="20260307193647 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jailing of Jaime - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jaime  is  imprisoned  for  treason  after the forty million dollar decoding device  she was to deliver never arrives at its destination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184035 +0000" stop="20260307192304 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indonesia - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Andrew visits Indonesia, a tropical paradise where modern life is still influenced by ancient rituals, and food is at the core of centuries old traditions. He explores the culture and cuisine by drinking cobra blood, feasting on water buffalo entrails and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181125 +0000" stop="20260307183546 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nice Change - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny can't hear themselves argue because the shop next door is undergoing some round-the-clock construction. The noise drives Bernard, Manny and Fran up the wall. So Fran suggests a holiday. Bernard and Manny find baggage in her luggage. There's nothing in the crisp packet and Manny's pants aren't that easy to fold. Will the customer crack the system? What happens on the riverboat? Just how many monkeys are missing in Canada?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183546 +0000" stop="20260307190107 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny Come Home - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fran returns from a vacation in Cornwall to discover Manny has resigned and Bernard is living amongst piles of his own filth and dead badgers. Manny has taken up work at the new bookstore next to Black Books, where he must contend with a new, and possibly even more demanding manager, played by Simon Pegg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190107 +0000" stop="20260307192505 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephants and Hens - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192505 +0000" stop="20260307194938 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moo-ma and Moo-pa - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Manny is panicking about the impending visit of his parents - Fran blackmails Bernard into letting them stay by threatening to tell Manny Bernard has been screening his calls to keep him from going anywhere. When Manny's parents arrive however, the duo are forced to corroborate some slightly embellished details from Manny's letters home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180619 +0000" stop="20260307183049 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Training - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ciel and his servants confront the real demon dog of the village of Houndsworth and end up taking it home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183049 +0000" stop="20260307185518 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Phantom Image - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ciel assigns his servants to take a photo of Sebastian with a camera that reveals what is most precious to the subject that is not of this world (e.g., dead things). Sebastian evades their efforts over and over again effortlessly. In the end, Sebastian takes a photo of Ciel, who had fallen asleep at his desk, with Pluto behind him at the back window which leads to an amusing photograph that confuses the rest of the servants at the mansion. Sebastian later comments that it was an honor to learn that the thing Ciel most treasures that is not of this world is Sebastian himself. (Sebastian is a demon, therefore he is able to show up in the photo because he is not someone of the normal world). Later, Finny wonders how Sebastian can show up as he thinks that Sebastian is someone of this world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185518 +0000" stop="20260307191947 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian visit a festival held on the frozen Thames River and enter an ice-sculpting contest for the prize, a ring with a slice of blue diamond called the Shard of Hope, which is important evidence in an investigation by Scotland Yard into the kidnappings of several young girls. Sebastian creates an ice model of Noah's Ark, complete with animals inside, but the Shard of Hope is apparently lost in the river following a bombing incident. Meanwhile, Elizabeth desperately looks for a present for Ciel's birthday. She later discovers the Shard of Hope in a toy ship she has bought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191947 +0000" stop="20260307194416 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, However You Please - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth becomes distraught and goes missing and Ciel and Sebastian head into the heart of London to search for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181838 +0000" stop="20260307184234 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Formation of the Royal Knights - S01E87</title>
    <desc>Asta, Noelle, and Luck are suddenly taken away by Captain Mereoleona, who suddenly dropped in at the Black Bulls’ base. It just so happened the three of them had passed the Royal Knights Selection Exam. The other Magic Knights who passed had also gathered, including the two Magic Knights who fought a fierce battle in the finals, Yuno and the captain of the Aqua Deer, Rill. They were then informed that there would be one more member of the Black Bulls joining them, and it happened to be... Finally, Captain Nozel from the Silver Eagles also joined them as the captain of the Royal Knights, Mereoleona prepped them for their battle against the Eye of the Midnight Sun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184234 +0000" stop="20260307190630 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storming the Eye of the Midnight Sun's Hideout!!! - S01E88</title>
    <desc>Asta and Noelle visit Leopold in hospital where Fuegoleon is still in a coma. Having both received encouragement from Fuegoleon Asta and Noelle swear to defeat the Midnight Sun on his behalf. Asta shares his confusion with Noelle about something Vetto said about not being able to forgive humans. Klaus warns them to be vigilant against the Midnight Sun's spies, though as they leave a shadow attaches itself to Asta and follows them. Klaus worries that despite being the strongest knights in the kingdom; most of the Royal Knights are also some of the worst troublemakers, such as Luck and Zora. The shadow attempts to spy on Mereoleona but she spots and exposes it as a spy whom she captures and interrogates. She decides they will attack the Midnight Sun in the morning rather than in three days, though Zora suspects she always intended to do so. To infiltrate the Midnight Sun's hideout they split into teams with orders to reach the centre by any means necessary. Mereoleona teams up with Asta and Zora. As the battle begins Rhya decides to join the battle, activating the Third Eye in his forehead while secretly revealing Licht is not in the hideout but is somewhere else entirely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190630 +0000" stop="20260307193026 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Bulls' Hideout - S01E89</title>
    <desc>Yami is summoned to the Golden Dawn so Captain Vangeance can apologise for Langris injuring Finral. Vanessa leaves to visit Finral, Magna leaves to train alone and Charmy leaves to search for new ingredients. Gauche, Grey and Gordon remain behind. Gauche becomes interested in why all the rooms keep rearranging and recalls stories Charmy and Vanessa told of seeing a ghost. The base is suddenly attacked by zombies summoned by Rades Spirito, along with Sally and Valtos. Gauche destroys the zombies before learning from Sally that Licht has forbidden them from killing him. Sally reinforces one of the zombies, making it more powerful, but it is destroyed by Gordon’s poison magic. She tries to attack with her gel salamander, but Grey uses transformation magic to turn the gel to crystal, which Gauche shatters. Rades summons a new zombie, No. 0 Mikael Caesar, which is made from the corpses of two squad captains and uses both Wind and Plant magic. Zombies swarm into the base, infuriating Grey and Gordon, who consider the base to be their real home, and they both speak loudly and clearly for the first time that they will protect it. An alarm suddenly sounds from the base which violently rearranges itself in response to being invaded, revealing a mage with long, light blue hair concealed inside, who demands to know what is going on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193026 +0000" stop="20260307195422 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Magic Battle - S01E90</title>
    <desc>During the battle at the Black Bulls’ hideout, the hideout suddenly changes its shape, and Gauche and the others are surprised by the mysterious figure that emerges from it. This was the identity of the rumored ghost that lived in the hideout. His name was Henry Legolant, and he was the true master of the mansion. Henry is able to change the mansion into any form he chooses and had been watching over the rest of the Black Bulls ever since Yami had given him a cloak. He fights alongside his precious friends to protect their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185924 +0000" stop="20260307195827 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgiving Earth - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Michael works to expose an intricate conspiracy in London, Kate travels alone to Africa seeking the truth about her personal history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180719 +0000" stop="20260307182944 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gangsta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jesus decides to reunite with his friends from the "hood"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182944 +0000" stop="20260307185115 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WTFWBJD - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Jesus is on the run, the gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185115 +0000" stop="20260307191251 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Room for Jesus - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jesus returns to Compton in search of a place to stay, but becomes concerned about Fish, who appears to be returning to a life of crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191251 +0000" stop="20260307193504 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jesus Gonna Get His - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jesus and the gang take on the Church of Jesus Christ in Compton; they plan to teach its corrupt preacher a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193504 +0000" stop="20260307195657 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Witness - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Vic misinterprets the gang's latest hustle as terrorist activity, he gears up to wage a one-man war against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181312 +0000" stop="20260307185536 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Markovia: Chapter Four: Grab the Strap - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Black Lightning and his team descend upon Markovia on a mission to rescue Lynn who finds herself in even more trouble when she meets Gravedigger, a metahuman on the Markovian side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185536 +0000" stop="20260307193751 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of War: Chapter One: Homecoming - S03E14</title>
    <desc>As the battle continues, old alliances are revisited and new alliances forged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184750 +0000" stop="20260307194033 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shut Up and Dance - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When withdrawn 19-year-old Kenny stumbles headlong into an online trap, he is quickly forced into an uneasy alliance with shifty Hector – both of them at the mercy of persons unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182825 +0000" stop="20260307191206 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prelude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No good deed goes unpunished in a zombie apocalypse: The tables turn for Rose, Sun, Spears and Anna. The winter brings snow - and fresh horrors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191206 +0000" stop="20260307195719 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Game - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Inside, Rose and Anna are warm, but are they safe? A loose coalition coalesces, but the tension grows, everyone is armed, and an ax has gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182332 +0000" stop="20260307185348 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bells - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Blackadder feels a funny attraction for his manservant and decides to marry when he discovers he is a she.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185348 +0000" stop="20260307192037 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After the Queen appoints Blackadder Lord High Executioner, he finds himself in trouble when the Queen pardons someone he executed ahead of schedule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192037 +0000" stop="20260307195045 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potato - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Sir Walter Raleigh takes the Queen's fancy by bringing her a potato, Blackadder decides to become an explorer with the aid of a legless sea captain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180145 +0000" stop="20260307182246 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manternity - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dre considers taking paternity leave after he realizes that Zoey is arguably the best child and their bond developed while he was unemployed when she was born. Meanwhile, Bow tries to hide her pregnancy in order to get a promotion, and Ruby convinces the kids that their nanny, Vivian, is stealing from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182246 +0000" stop="20260307184418 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richard Youngsta - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dre is excited about doing a campaign with a popular rap star but becomes conflicted when Bow and Ruby provide feedback suggesting it plays on stereotypes. Meanwhile, Bow is determined to get the family to stop eating so much take-out food, but realizes the family may be too accustomed to eating whatever they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184418 +0000" stop="20260307190412 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Dre’s sister Rhonda is in town, and he feels a little jealous of her close relationship with Pops. Dre and Bow urge Zoey to take Junior to a high school party, and things get out of hand. Meanwhile, the twins feel like they’re soon to be forgotten, and decide to live life to the fullest.</desc>
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    <title>Sister, Sister - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Bow’s sister comes to town after filming a stint on a reality show, and they couldn’t have less in common. Meanwhile, Zoey suggests that Dre spend more time with Junior since she’s leaving for college, and Jack and Diane decide to rebrand themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192544 +0000" stop="20260307194711 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Groan Up - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Zoey gets into several colleges around the country, Dre and Bow begin to feel worried and sentimental. They reflect back on memories they’ve had with the family and wonder what life will be like without her around all the time. Pops enlists the twins to try and sway Zoey to go to college in a city they want to visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180255 +0000" stop="20260307184603 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eli Matchett - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Liz and Red take a detour towards the Midwest as part of their mission to exonerate Liz and defeat the Cabal. Ressler, Samar, and Aram continue to track the fugitives and in the process stumble upon what could become a global food crisis. Meanwhile, Cooper turns to an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184603 +0000" stop="20260307192912 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Djinn - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Red enlists a task force to locate the Djinn, an enigmatic woman who fulfills revenge fantasies. Red and Liz believe the Djinn can lead them to the Cabal and help them exonerate Liz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180949 +0000" stop="20260307183150 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darington to the Moon! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Darington needs energy for his rocket in order to accomplish his trek to the moon, so Blaze helps him recharge his rocket's battery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183150 +0000" stop="20260307185350 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy 500 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Starla's prize pig Zippy enters a race; when a competitor sends Zippy far away, Blaze, AJ and Starla must get the pig back to the race in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185350 +0000" stop="20260307191551 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spark Bug - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A fire beetle gets lost and needs to return to its home at the top of a volcano, so Blaze and his pals trek through the jungle to help the insect journey back safely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191551 +0000" stop="20260307193802 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezing Cold - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Blaze's friends each have a cold, so they need medicine to take care of, while Gabby, Blaze, and AJ are going on a camping trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193802 +0000" stop="20260307200003 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Alarm Blaze - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When a fire on the bridge becomes too much for the fire chief and his team to handle, Blaze is called in to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182403 +0000" stop="20260307184830 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hueco Mundo Chapter, Restart! - S10E01</title>
    <desc>After a recap of Ichigo's battles with Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, Ichigo takes Orihime and Nel and prepares to leave but an injured Grimmjow refuses to accept defeat. Ichigo tells him that it is over but their conversation is interrupted by the intervention of an unexpected enemy. Meanwhile, Uryuu and Renji find themselves in another bad situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184830 +0000" stop="20260307191256 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Szayel Aporro's Theater - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Renji and Uryuu find themselves back in the same room as before with Szayel Aporro waiting for them. He transforms and attacks with strange techniques that catch the group by surprise. Meanwhile, Ichigo struggles to hold his own against the 5th Espada Noitora. The injuries from his previous battle weigh him down but his opponent is relentless. Noitora reveals a startling secret about Nel's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191256 +0000" stop="20260307193722 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nel's Secret, a Big-Breasted Beauty Joins the Battle!? - S10E03</title>
    <desc>The fight between Nnoitra and Ichigo gets more desperate as Nnoitra is about to crush Nel's head. Ichigo saves her, but Nnoitra brutally throws Ichigo out of the way each time he attempts to stop him. Nnoitra's moves get more aggressive until he begins to break Ichigo's arm. The intensity of Nel's emotions unleash an unintentional transformation to her original adult form. Nel then reveals that she has the rank of the former 3rd Espada- Neliel tu Oderschvank-, and begins to overpower Nnoitra. Nnoitra, however, is not easily defeated, even surviving Nel's powerful Cero Doble technique, and reveals that while Neliel once outranked him, the Espada have grown more powerful in her absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182151 +0000" stop="20260307184237 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Unicorn Song by Blippi Story Nursery Rhyme Song. The Unicorn Song by Blippi is a fun and catchy Unicorn fantasy song for kids! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184237 +0000" stop="20260307191645 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S01E18</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307191645 +0000" stop="20260307194739 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S01E19</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307181600 +0000" stop="20260307190207 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayfair - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puleng's situation grows more precarious. With the authorities remaining tight-lipped, Wade and the gang take matters into their own hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190207 +0000" stop="20260307195249 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Sisters - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A bloody showdown takes place at the Molapo house and Puleng plots another escape — but will the perpetrators of all this pain ever see justice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181933 +0000" stop="20260307184420 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184420 +0000" stop="20260307190856 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190856 +0000" stop="20260307193332 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193332 +0000" stop="20260307195808 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180314 +0000" stop="20260307182810 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower of the Winds - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A humbled Hera pleads for aid on Zeus' behalf. In the home of the wind gods, Heron's search party fights a dark force that pits friend against friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182810 +0000" stop="20260307185329 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of the Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Two star-crossed soulmates reunite on the bank of the River Styx. Facing insurmountable odds, the last remaining Olympians square off against Cronos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185329 +0000" stop="20260307192538 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Champion's Challenge - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the gods at stake, the immortals and the Titans invoke the ways of old and settle their dispute through an epic battle of champions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192538 +0000" stop="20260307195316 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Demons attack the polis near the home of the outcast Heron, who finds allies in the wise elder Elias and the fierce Amazonian warrior Alexia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182220 +0000" stop="20260307192004 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 31 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin finds himself in over his head with the Cubans. Sally makes plans for the future of the inn. John grows wary when a retired cop buddy visits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181812 +0000" stop="20260307184206 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Glass is Greener - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The artists play with scale, color and texture as they bring to life botanical-themed sculptures that transcend gift shop kitsch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184206 +0000" stop="20260307190600 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Parts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Inspired by the fluidity and artistic precision of dance, the artists craft kinetic compositions that capture the body in motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190600 +0000" stop="20260307192954 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Blow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In the competition's ultimate challenge, the two finalists create an immersive gallery experience, and one is crowned "Blown Away" champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192954 +0000" stop="20260307195958 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's time for self-reflection. The competitors look to mirrors for inspiration, creating deeply personal pieces that express how they see themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182749 +0000" stop="20260307190812 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Calls - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After Danny’s brother-in-law, Jimmy, gets caught up with the mob and steals Danny’s credit card, Danny forces Jimmy to take down the mobsters with Baez’s help. Frank has Erin and Anthony investigate if his old partner is truly guilty of a crime. Jamie is approached by an officer who wants his help getting reassigned from his undercover assignment at a mosque.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190812 +0000" stop="20260307194946 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship, Love and Loyalty - S08E18</title>
    <desc>After a woman voices her outrage regarding the NYPD’s inability to find her son’s murderer, Danny reexamines the case, upsetting the original detectives, who didn’t pursue the case due to lack of evidence. Eddie is shot while on duty. Erin and her ex-husband face off in court. Frank contends with an angry police force when Mayor Dutton fails to defend them at a press conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181802 +0000" stop="20260307184142 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Falling Snow - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The exorcists are busy dealing with the high-ranking demons that begin appearing in urban areas. Shura heads the forefront in Ikebukuro. The number of people who are able to see demons increases as a result of gaining a Temptaint, and the world falls into chaos. At the same time, Yukio threatens Suguro with his gun and tries to get him to learn about the details of Lightning's investigation. Yukio refuses to heed Shima's warnings and grows increasingly isolated. He returns to Tokyo for a mission and encounters Lightning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184142 +0000" stop="20260307190522 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Snow - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Overwhelmed by his conflicting emotions, Yukio takes drastic measures, but Satan blocks him. After hearing from Shiemi about Yukio, Rin rushes out of the dorm to search for him. Assiah, the material world, is thrown into chaos as demons become more active. Mephisto is summoned to the prime minister's office and attends a press conference with the prime minister and all relevant parties to announce the existence of demons, which has never been publicly acknowledged until now. But who appears there is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190522 +0000" stop="20260307192902 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parting - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Yukio is arrested on suspicion of shooting Mephisto. After learning about Yukio's eye, Rin decides to escape from The Order with his brother. With the help of the Exwires and Amaimon, he heads off to rescue Yukio. Severely injured by the gunshot, Mephisto decides to abandon the barrier he placed on the artificial Gehenna Gate in order to maintain his possessed body. As a result, the gate opens completely, and a horde of demons emerge. The atmosphere of Gehenna thoroughly envelops Assiah...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192902 +0000" stop="20260307195242 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shiro and Yuri - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The artificial Gehenna Gate has completely opened, throwing the material world of Assiah into utter chaos as many humans have now begun to see demons. Amid everything, Yukio leaves the Knights of the True Cross and heads for the Illuminati. Rin decides that he must learn the secret of their birth. He embarks on a journey 40 years into the past with Mephisto's guidance. Rin witnesses the fated meeting between two individuals – an orphan who lives in an abandoned factory named Yuri, and a test subject from Section 13 named Shiro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182221 +0000" stop="20260307184653 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Boogie - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we explore all sorts of dances. We learn that all sorts of movements can qualify as a dance. In the Blue Skidoo segment, we find out that a person who works to create dances is called a choreographer. We help Steve and Blue to aid the choreographer in performing a new dance of his.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184653 +0000" stop="20260307191126 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Backyard Ballgame Bonanza - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Steve is all dressed-up in t-shirt and sport pants as we head out for Blue's Backyard Ballgame Bonanza. It's a fun-filled event containing all sorts of different ballgames. We help out our friends with the games by acting as a coach and telling them how they can make the balls do the things they want. We also have fun with Steve's invisi-ball and later skidoo into a stadium where we assist Steve in making sense of an obstacle course filled with ball challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191126 +0000" stop="20260307193613 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Plant! - S04E17</title>
    <desc>We join Steve and Blue who are outside planting Nero, a new plant of theirs. In this episode, we learn all about plants, starting with some of the plants in the backyard of the Blue's Clues house. We help Periwinkle learn about plants and pretend to be plants ourselves. Later, we skidoo into a plant book and learn about the very smart behaviors of some of Blue's favorite plants, such as the Venus Flytrap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181041 +0000" stop="20260307183323 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Story Time with Blue - S01E12</title>
    <desc>We are almost ready to read but first we need to play Blue’s Clues to figure out Blue’s favorite story! While looking for clues, we help Shovel &amp; Pail act out “Jack &amp; Jill” and match the three bears with their belongings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183323 +0000" stop="20260307185604 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thinking Squad - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It’s a super day at the Blue’s Clues house! While playing “superheros” we hear a super strange noise. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where it’s coming from. On the way, we learn about the powers our Superfriends have too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185604 +0000" stop="20260307191846 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science with Blue - S01E14</title>
    <desc>We learn about science today as we play Blue’s Clues to figure out what experiment Blue wants to try. While we search for clues, we look at the world with our magnifying glass, meet the Sun, and learn a song about the planets!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191846 +0000" stop="20260307194127 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colors Everywhere with Blue - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are painting a portrait of their friends, but it's not quite finished. We play Blue's Clues to figure out who else Blue wants to add to her painting. While looking for clues we skidoo to help out our color friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180000 +0000" stop="20260307180720 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show and Tell - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Bluey wants to know why Dad's always bossing her around!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180720 +0000" stop="20260307181512 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon - S03E43</title>
    <desc>Bluey asks Dad to help her draw a dragon for her story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181512 +0000" stop="20260307182232 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Girls - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Coco wants to play Wild Girls with Indy, but Chloe wants her to play another game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182232 +0000" stop="20260307182328 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop Motion Treehouse - S00E30</title>
    <desc>From the Bluey Facebook page, a short stop-motion using Bluey toys</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182328 +0000" stop="20260307183028 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV Shop - S03E45</title>
    <desc>At the chemist, Bluey and Bingo have fun playing with the CCTV screens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183028 +0000" stop="20260307183728 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slide - S03E46</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Lila are excited to play on their new waterslide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183728 +0000" stop="20260307184449 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket - S03E47</title>
    <desc>During a friendly game of neighbourhood cricket, the dads struggle to bowl Rusty out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184449 +0000" stop="20260307185209 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghostbasket - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Dad is pretending to be an estate agent selling the Grannies’ house to Mum. But Janet and Rita don’t want to move out!</desc>
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    <title>Muffin Unboxing - S00E45</title>
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    <title>Letter - S00E46</title>
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    <title>Three Pigs - S00E48</title>
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    <title>Animals - S00E49</title>
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    <title>Magic Xylophone - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As Bluey and Bingo squabble over their magic xylophone (that has the power to freeze Dad in space and time) Dad seizes control and freezes Bluey, leaving Bingo as her only hope.</desc>
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    <desc>Doctor Bluey is needed when Dad gets a very curious x-ray from Nurse Bingo. It seems he has a cat in his tummy, leaving Bluey no choice but to operate immediately!</desc>
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    <title>Erlkonig - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Nucky heads to Philadelphia to deal with the fallout from Willie’s liquor fiasco. Eddie Kessler is detained by Agent Knox, who uses physical and psychological tactics to elicit information about Nucky’s organization. A desperate Gillian turns to an unexpected source to score a fix, and is rebuffed in her attempt to reunite with Tommy. In Cicero, Van Alden is recruited by the Capones to pay an election-day visit to local factory workers opposed to the Capones’ candidate of choice.</desc>
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    <title>Scrambler's Stage Surprise - S17E14</title>
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    <title>Wendy's Birthday Surprise - S17E15</title>
    <desc>Getting ready for Wendy's surprise birthday party proves to be a challenge, especially when Scoop tries to do everything himself. When Wendy's birthday present falls into the well the team are working on, Scoop realises he needs help from his friends to complete the job and get the party ready on time.</desc>
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    <title>Scratch Goes Solo - S17E16</title>
    <desc>Scratch has a solo job digging for Farmer Pickles, but soon becomes lonely without the others.</desc>
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    <title>Dizzy and the Wheelies - S17E17</title>
    <desc>Dizzy's stunts impress are a real hit, until one of her friends upstages her, and she becomes desperate to prove she is still the best.</desc>
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    <title>Muck's Beach Tower - S17E18</title>
    <desc>Muck tries to build a sandcastle and forgets about the job that took him to the beach in the first place.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes Muck - S17E19</title>
    <desc>Bob and the gang rebuild the yard and create new garages for themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Scrambler Gets Clean - S17E20</title>
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    <title>Scrambler and the Clue - S18E15</title>
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    <title>Lofty and the Teddy Bear Rescue - S18E16</title>
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    <title>Muck and the Old School Wall - S18E17</title>
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    <title>Scoop's Big Job - S18E18</title>
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    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Combining charisma and grit, Robert F. Kennedy directs his brother's presidential campaign and helps him navigate the turbulent early 1960s.</desc>
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    <title>Manic Pixie Crap Show - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade. Meanwhile, a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.</desc>
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    <title>Crystal Mess - S12E02</title>
    <desc>In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.</desc>
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    <title>The Pumpkinening - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Linda and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Big Dummy - S12E04</title>
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    <title>The Telescope - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When he learns that his old friend from "Horsin' Around" is dying, BoJack tries to mend fences.</desc>
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    <title>Horse Majeure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A lovestruck BoJack tries to sabotage a wedding; Todd accepts a surprising new professional role.</desc>
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    <title>One Trick Pony - S01E10</title>
    <desc>BoJack shoots a movie at Mr. Peanutbutter’s house; Diane finishes her book.</desc>
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    <title>Downer Ending - S01E11</title>
    <desc>BoJack embarks on a project in his typically gonzo style, leading to a drug-fueled revelation.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #8009 - January 17, 2019 - S33E83</title>
    <desc>Will invites his dad to dinner, Wyatt and Hope discuss the past, and Sally's plan worries Wyatt.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #8010 - January 18, 2019 - S33E84</title>
    <desc>Hope lashes out, Wyatt reassures Sally, and Thorne notices the closeness between Katie and Bill.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #8011 - January 21, 2019 - S33E85</title>
    <desc>Wyatt and Sally count their blessings, Thorne remarks on the new, improved Bill, and Liam tries to be strong for Hope.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #8012 - January 22, 2019 - S33E86</title>
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    <title>Ep. #8013 - January 23, 2019 - S33E87</title>
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    <title>The Flapjack Contest - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Hoss unknowingly enters a flapjack contest and Joe puts Hoss on a diet which Hoss doesn't care for.  Joe's betting on the flapjack contest could get him into some trouble and will he ever succeed in getting the window pane his Pa wants?</desc>
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    <title>The Far, Far Better Thing - S06E16</title>
    <desc>On their way to prevent a young woman from encountering the renegade Indians, Joe and Tuck are captured, and in order to save them all, Joe must fight Sharp Tongue, who is the leader of the band who went to school with Joe as a youth.</desc>
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    <title>The Diamond in the Rough - S08E10</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a professional ballroom dancer who was murdered three days before her audition on a popular dancing competition show. In order to solve the case, Brennan and Booth go undercover as dance competitors to see if they can find potential suspects.</desc>
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    <title>The Archeologist in the Cocoon - S08E11</title>
    <desc>The team investigates the murder of a well-known archaeologist with a questionable reputation, who came upon a career-defining discovery right before his death.</desc>
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    <title>Booba in the Future - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adventures through magic wardrobe are filled with twists. Booba wanted to go to the seaside but instead travelled to the future! Who will he meet there?</desc>
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    <title>Juice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh fruits look so delicious! One wants to eat them all! Or maybe squeeze some juice? Booba will do anything to quench his thirst.</desc>
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    <title>Clay Crafts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola discover modelling clay in an artists’ workshop. They can now make vases, flower pots, fruits, cheese…Well, what else will the friends create?</desc>
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    <title>Firefighter - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Booba explores a fire museum, tests a fire extinguisher, tries on a fire helmet and even becomes a true firefighter saving his friends from a real pickle!</desc>
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    <title>Easter - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is getting ready for Easter. And Booba and Loola suddenly get into a sweets factory. They are eager to make colorful chocolate eggs and have a lot of fun!</desc>
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    <title>Tooth Fairy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>What should you do if a baby tooth falls out? Wait for a tooth fairy, of course! Booba is eager to get her attention and a shining coin. It’s not that easy but it’s fun!</desc>
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    <title>Funfair - S03E13</title>
    <desc>There are so many different attractions in the theme park! On which of them will Booba be able to get a coin that he needs to win the top prize?</desc>
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    <title>Watermelon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>What could be better than a ripe, juicy watermelon? Booba and his friends will show you how to correctly share out a watermelon among everyone!</desc>
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    <title>Magic Lamp - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Everyone needs a vacation, even a genie! But Booba, Loola and their friends have so many wishes. Who will make them come true?</desc>
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    <title>Science Museum - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Booba can find cheese everywhere, even in a science museum. There he incidentally took part in a baffling experiment like in a real lab. This made the museum a really mysterious spot!</desc>
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    <title>Wild West - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in the Wild West, where he fights for a delicious piece of cheese!</desc>
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    <title>Submarine Adventure - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Booba in a submarine goes down under the water, where he meets a fish and catches pearls.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Photo Booth - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When you're bored and have no one to talk to, you just need to find a magic photo booth and clone yourself. That's exactly what Booba did. He made copies of himself with different hobbies and interests.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Adventure - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends can find a fairy tale wherever they go. Even the ball pool in the entertainment center can lead to the underwater kingdom of the Sea King.</desc>
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    <title>Tin Trouble - S03E21</title>
    <desc>How do you open a can? Booba knows all about that. Here's what'll help: chopsticks, a magic hat, a racket, a club - and, of course, true friends.</desc>
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    <title>Space Adventure - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Booba has conquered the entire Earth, but now it's time to leave for distant planets and make friends with aliens. Let's get in the rocket and blast off.</desc>
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    <title>Obstacle Course Chaos - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Our amazing obstacle course isn't exactly easy-breezy. But Booba and his friends will try to win the sweet prize waiting for them at the finish line.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S03E24</title>
    <desc>What will happen if you construct a robot in the wrong way? Booba got not what he expected. But his friends are there to help and fix everything.</desc>
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    <title>Library - S03E25</title>
    <desc>One should be quiet in a library. But it's not so easy for Booba who is craving for fun. Especially once he finds a magic book full of wonders.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Broomstick - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Trick or Treat! - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While searching for sweets, Booba and his friends end up in an ominous and scary castle. What surprises has its mysterious owner prepared for Halloween?</desc>
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    <title>Message in a Bottle - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving a message in a bottle, Booba is headed off to a desert island to save Loola. Will it be easy to do? After all, a whole quest awaits Booba in this little corner of paradise.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Prix - S04E24</title>
    <desc>What can a magic mask do? Create a mood, of course. But maybe this time it's better for Booba to be himself and cheer up his friends without using any magic?</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected ally emerges.</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After many failed attempts at online dating, Granddad finally meets a beautiful woman named Luna… who just happens to be a psycho.</desc>
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    <title>Shinin' - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Ballin' - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Invasion of the Katrinians - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jericho Freeman, Granddad's cousin, and his family, who were displaced by Hurricane Katrina, arrive at the Freeman's home looking for a place to stay. Granddad reluctantly allows the family to stay, but is soon trying to get rid of them.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Human bones are unearthed in luggage. A pair botches their entry by failing to declare thousands in bling. Beauty products mask a mysterious powder.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Injectable beauty proves to be a bad look for a traveler. Officers smoke out marijuana residue at the border. A wrong turn may send a mom to jail.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A one-way ticket to meet a beau raises red flags. Undeclared meat cooks up costly trouble for a traveler. Officers find a loaded gun and live crab.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Officers uncover sketchy white powder in sacks of tea. Pills marked "ICE" are frozen at JFK. Furry foreign nationals touch down to spread good will.</desc>
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    <title>I Keep Taking Baths Like Lady Macbeth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jonathan and George see a "friendship" counselor (Sarah Silverman). George begins taking singing lessons from Josephine (Mary Steenburgen), a delightful pothead. Jonathan attempts to win back George's affection. Ray becomes irresistible to women.</desc>
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    <title>Two Large Pearls and a Bar of Gold - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jonathan's college sweetheart hires him to guard her wedding jewels and remind her of their prenuptial pact.</desc>
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    <title>Forget the Herring - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Rose Hiney connects with Jonathan on new leads. George and Ray attempt to right their unrightable wrongs.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing I Can't Handle by Running Away - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Best Friends - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Cat Cop! - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Hang in There, Baby - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Six Well-Placed Kittens - S01E13</title>
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    <title>As the Diaper Changes - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The new Baby Corp CEO gives Boss Baby a big assignment. Meanwhile, Tim's feisty grandmother moves in, turning the brothers into temporary roommates.</desc>
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    <title>BL: Los Angeles - S02E27</title>
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    <title>Magical Mystery Breasts - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S04E21</title>
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    <title>Learning to Fly - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Brothers - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Eric moves back home, Cory vows to get him a place to stay. But the roommate he finds turns out to be Shawn's half-brother.</desc>
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    <title>Boy Meets Real World - S05E02</title>
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    <title>It's Not You… It's Me - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After Shawn and Cory agree to attend the same college, Shawn learns Cory's made interview plans on his own - and the two decide it's time to go their separate ways. Meanwhile, Eric thinks befriending the dean will ease his and Jack's college experience.</desc>
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    <title>Glorious Five Year Plan - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Possible Dream - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Marcia's sense of security is shattered when Cindy inadvertently gives away her diary to a book collection.  Marcia is especially concerned since in it, she confessed a secret desire for Desi Arnaz, Jr.</desc>
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    <title>To Move or Not to Move - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Carol switch roles for a day in order to prove a day with the opposite sex involves much less work.  Their duties:  Carol must help the boys with baseball practice and Mike must help Marcia with a cooking badge.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Locket, Found Locket - S01E25</title>
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    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
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    <title>Superheroes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Super vision, super hearing and super strength aren't just for mythical heroes. These amazing powers are real -- and, believe it or not, you have them!</desc>
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    <title>Dreams - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Space - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
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    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Magic Kettle - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Potato Chip's Chip - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Cake Princess's Wedding - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Potato Chip and Sausage - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Más - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Sunset - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As Walt settles into his new surroundings, Walter, Jr. demands answers about his parents' relationship. Hank's investigation creates an immediate problem for Walt and Jesse.</desc>
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    <title>Taste of Van Nuys - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Monk Monday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam's newest beer masterpiece is too expensive to brew, but a group of visiting monks from Wilhelm's past could offer the solution he needs.</desc>
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    <title>LA's Best Nose - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Saga and Martin investigate the killing of the eco-terrorists. Saga rules out suicide. Martin hits it off with his Danish colleague Pernille.</desc>
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    <title>Rio - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Maria of the Desert - S01E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260307183150 +0000" stop="20260307192649 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forces of Nature - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Penelope catches the eye of nature-loving Lord Debling, to the dismay of other admirers. A near-catastrophe on a windy day makes a hero out of Colin.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of the Body - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Brittas is horrified to discover women's underwear in his office, and is convinced that a staff member is using the facilities to have sex. He segregates the sexes and bugs Linda; the evidence gathered leads him to Gavin. The real culprit is in fact Helen, who discovers Gordon unknowingly had sex with Carol at a fancy dress party. Simultaneously, Julie is being hounded by reporters for rescuing a dog from a river in the nude..</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185055 +0000" stop="20260307192046 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Inspector Calls - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brittas fears for his job when the Southern Area Inspector visits, fully aware that visiting figures are poor. Colin accidentally causes a pigeon to roost in the gymnasium, leading to a chain of chaotic trivialities threatening the inspection. Helen meanwhile has been insulted by a badly chosen birthday present, a moped with a yellow helmet reading "Hi I'm Helen", thus she decides to leave Gordon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192046 +0000" stop="20260307195021 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Set In Concrete - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An extreme argument with the Rotary Club has caused Brittas' feet to be set in concrete, who, after frequent fights breaking out, considers if the centre has Sick Building Syndrome; a Specialist arrives. However Laura tries to explain to Brittas that it is he who is the cause of the centre's problems.</desc>
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    <title>Wisdom Teeth - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Knockoffs - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Hashtag FOMO - S02E05</title>
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    <desc>Feeling sucked into a never-ending web of technology, Abbi and Ilana unplug for a day in the park that's filled with rollerblading, canine nuptials and an emergency medical situation.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miller and Hardy take Trish back to the scene of the attack, and a shocking revelation turns the case on its head.</desc>
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    <title>Det. Dave Majors - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Jake is excited to work a case with the best detective in the NYPD, Detective Majors, until Majors shares his intentions to ask Amy out on a date. Meanwhile, Charles and Gina try to convince Terry to stay at the Nine-Nine when he considers accepting an offer to work at a private security firm.</desc>
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    <title>The Chopper - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Holt is wary when Wuntch lets Jake work his dream case, worried that she is setting him up to fail. Back at the precinct, Amy, Rosa and Gina help Terry host a field trip for a local magnet school.</desc>
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    <title>Johnny and Dora - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy go undercover to catch Brooklyn’s most notorious identity thief, and the case brings them closer together – very close. Meanwhile, the entire precinct is caught off-guard when one of their own says goodbye to the Nine-Nine.</desc>
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    <title>New Captain - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the new captain's arrival causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos, despite Terry's best efforts to keep everyone on point. Meanwhile, Jake and Amy face the aftermath of their "for reals" kiss.</desc>
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    <title>The Funeral - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Nine-Nine gets another personnel change that could put Jake and Amy’s budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Terry assists Holt with an important public relations matter, and Rosa and Gina try to convince Charles to rethink his affection for a fellow officer.</desc>
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    <title>Good Morning, Mr. Grumpfish! - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The children try to teach Mr. Grumpfish about their favorite things when he is their substitute teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Oyster Bunny - S03E11</title>
    <desc>It's time for baby animals! Goby dreams up the Oyster Bunny, a mysterious character who loves baby animals. Can the Guppies follow an egg trail to find the elusive Oyster Bunny? A tasty treat awaits them!</desc>
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    <title>The Unidentified Flying Orchestra! - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After Gil and Molly meet a conductor, the Guppies want to join an orchestra.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192200 +0000" stop="20260307194503 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come to Your Senses! - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Oh no! Nonny broke his glasses! When they're fixed, Nonny is determined to retrieve them on his own. But to do it, he'll have to depend on his other four senses to reach the glasses store before it closes!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180117 +0000" stop="20260307184952 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet of the Amazon Women - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kidnapped to the planet Zantia, Buck finds himself auctioned off to Ariela, the daughter of the planet's Prime Minister. Through her, Buck learns that the planet's male population are being held as prisoners of war of a people called the Ruathans. Buck agrees to help the women free their men in return for his own freedom.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmic Whiz Kid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hieronymous Fox, an 11-year-old child genius from the 20th Century is kidnapped for ransom by the sinister Roderick Zale. The boy is the President of the planet Genesia and his bodyguard fears that he will be killed because they cannot meet the ransom demand. Buck, Wilma, and the bodyguard then make separate attempts to rescue the boy.</desc>
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    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185320 +0000" stop="20260307191727 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>New Moon Rising - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Tara and Willow's relationship seems to be progressing when Oz returns to town. Through his travels Oz has found a combination of charms, potions and meditation that allows him to avoid turning into a werewolf. When Oz discovers that Willow and Tara are more than friends he loses control and as a werewolf chases Tara.</desc>
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    <title>Montana Mountaintop Dream Home - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A couple builds their off-grid dream home on a remote mountaintop overlooking the Southwest Montana backcountry. Together they’ve dreamed up a mountain base camp that’s high tech and suits their outdoor lifestyle, but in this far-flung location where mother nature rules, they will be pushed to the edge and beyond.</desc>
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    <title>Desert Den - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Beau Dunavant bought a piece of land in Tres Piedras, New Mexico, as a gift for his girlfriend, Samantha Inman, where they can build a home made of mostly recycled materials and dirt. They plan to construct a modest, self-sufficient structure, but with blowing dirt, blistering sun and freezing temperatures, they may have underestimated the power of the desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183500 +0000" stop="20260307190311 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can’t Read Her - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Is she really smart or just really good at dishing b.s.? A self-proclaimed trivia nerd proves hard to read for the panel of human lie detectors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190311 +0000" stop="20260307193017 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Find the Fraud? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A real-life fraud detector joins the game, hoping to uncover whether a contestant knows her stuff — or if she's full of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181645 +0000" stop="20260307183810 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Aid - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Winnie plans to secretly audition for a reality stunt show, with Bill and Jake's help. Lou and Noah teach first aid to Desiny and Parker, but Destiny struggles under the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183810 +0000" stop="20260307190243 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrecks Marks the Spot - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Bill searches for treasure with Destiny's reluctant help, and in spite of Lou's disapproval. Parker and Noah plan a dance performance, but struggle to include Jake in their festivities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190243 +0000" stop="20260307192715 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth Will Sweat You Free - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Noah gets a mascot job downtown for The Marshal's unsavory new business; Parker asks Lou and Bill to teach him how to be a rancher; Destiny gets hooked on Jake's video games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192715 +0000" stop="20260307195139 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where the Buffalo Betties Roam - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Lou gives away the Jade Compass and must get it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181652 +0000" stop="20260307184004 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184004 +0000" stop="20260307190317 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192628 +0000" stop="20260307194940 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180304 +0000" stop="20260307185125 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Dynasty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alexia steps up to sell the family home but fails to impress Allie when she bungles a showing. Joey begrudgingly apprentices with veteran agent Ben.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brandon and Sonika can't close the deal at a practice open house. Alexia stumbles through another showing, which draws a harsh evaluation from Melissa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181341 +0000" stop="20260307185631 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“I'm Not an Influencer, I'm an Inspirer” - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alex expresses doubts about Jade. Nathan surprises Sarah. After vibing on crystals, Hannah gets troubling news. Tensions simmer at Jess' first show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185631 +0000" stop="20260307193430 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big in Turkey - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An influencer's origins come out, his followers analyzed. Gossip gets back to Nathan. Sarah performs at Cai's event, but Alex and Jade aren't playing.</desc>
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    <title>Under the Gun - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Step into the trenches with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they set their sights on a rare WWI military periscope rifle. Will Jimmie ambush the seller with a once in a lifetime offer or will lines be drawn for an epic standoff? Then, a local resident known as Bayou Bob hopes to sell his massive engine from the 1890s called "The Mechanical Marvel." Can the guys turn their curiosity into cash or will they churn out more questions than answers? And later, Johnnie is shocked to learn a 1950s military field phone also doubled as an electric torture device. Will his hair be standing on end to make a great buy or will negotiations get overcharged and fizzle out?</desc>
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    <title>Trigger Finger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Take aim with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a rare 1921 Tommy gun. Made famous by Hollywood gangster movies, will Jimmie pull the trigger on a great deal or will his nerves of excitement cause him to miss the target? Then, Jimmie and Tammie meet a guy looking to sell a land grant signed by President Andrew Jackson. The last president to personally sign these documents, will Jimmie make an executive decision to secure this piece or will the deliberations get vetoed? And later, Joker believes he's struck it rich with a scarce pristine 1929 gold coin. Potentially worth tens of thousands of dollars, will Johnnie look to fork over a pretty penny or will he find Joker has embarked on a fool's errand?</desc>
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    <title>Cash Cow - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Burn some rubber with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they shift gears to check out a classic 1990 Ferrari 348. Will Johnnie rev up stacks of cash for this super fast ride or will he push negotiations into the red and blow the deal? Then, it's udder madness when the guys visit customer regular Gerald's dairy farm for a business opportunity. Can Johnnie and Robby milk themselves some serious profit or will the proposal quickly sour? And later, a man brings in a rare late 1800s French gun that combines brass knuckles, a knife blade and a revolver all in one. Will the gang be able to fold all the moving parts into one great price or will a jam cause discussions to misfire?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190411 +0000" stop="20260307192558 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Sale - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sound the alarms as the Cajun Pawn Stars race to check out a 1975 Mac Fire Truck. Can the guys get there in time to raise a high offer or will negotiations leave them burned? Then, Johnnie gets tied up in knots when a rusty old bent railroad track known as a Sherman Necktie steamrolls its way into the shop. Twisted railway from the Civil War, will this metal command a hefty price or will the deal quickly unravel? And later, shop regular Joker pops by in hopes of selling his classic 1950s popcorn machine. Can he butter-up the guys to scoop up some serious cash or will he peddle his kernels elsewhere?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192558 +0000" stop="20260307194712 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Caliber - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Come experience shock and awe as the Cajun Pawn Stars take aim at a powerful WWII 50-caliber gun. Will the guys fire off an explosive offer or will they suddenly find themselves gun shy? Then, Jimmie and Tina are sent into orbit when someone brings in photos from Apollo 13's legendary splashdown and rescue in the Pacific Ocean. Will Jimmie shoot for the moon for these NASA pics or will the seller's ask be too far out of this world? And later, the shop stumbles upon a 1880s railroad lockbox thought stolen by notorious train robber and outlaw Eugene Bunch. Can Jimmie round up a posse in time to crack negotiations or will the hefty price tag have him reaching for the skies?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182736 +0000" stop="20260307185543 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Bad Example - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Becca and her friend Chelsea get into a brawl on campus, it leads to the revelation of one of Hank's affairs. In the meantime, Charlie risks his job trying to hold Marcy off drug addict Rick Springfield.</desc>
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    <title>Dogtown - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Hank takes Charlie out on the town to drown his sorrows after Sue Collini fires him for causing client Rick Springfield to leave the agency. Meanwhile, Karen, still miffed by Hank's dalliance with Felicia, organizes a girls' night out with Becca and Marcy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192359 +0000" stop="20260307195214 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comings &amp; Goings - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Karen drags Hank to an end of the semester goodbye luncheon at Felicia’s. Hank realizes he’s walked into a hornet’s nest as Felicia, Jackie and Jill all gang up on him. The Hank bashing is interrupted when Richard Bates, the novelist / professor Hank replaced at the college, pays a surprise visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181714 +0000" stop="20260307191444 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Poplar is rocked by a series of violent attacks on women, and a prostitute is too ashamed to report what she knows - but her actions lead to a dangerous man roaming the streets, with devastating consequences for the residents of Nonnatus House. A mother tries to keep her daughter's pregnancy a secret to avoid gossip, putting her life in danger. The Turners go on a long overdue holiday, but the weather ruins their plans.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In this episode of Canada's worst drivers, the candidates are going back to the basic of driving and have to learn road sign recognition and reversing in a straight line.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Canada's worst driver have to take a smooth driving course, but it turns into a shower of failure. They also have to test their navigation skills in a navigational challenge.</desc>
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    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184819 +0000" stop="20260307191516 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
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    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
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    <title>Doubling Down - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The garage snags two Ferraris at a steal, but client expectations strain creativity. Mark rolls the dice on a '32 Ford Roadster build for a casino.</desc>
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    <title>The Future is Now - S06E02</title>
    <desc>A custom McLaren build puts Nick in a tough spot as Mark continues to fight for creative freedom. The team takes an iconic car back to the future — again.</desc>
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    <title>Catch the Flu - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Michael helps a man realize his amazing mind powers and an art gallery's tribal mask goes missing which has the security guard fearing war.</desc>
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    <title>Deep Space Air - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While doing scientific research, Michael makes things heavy with some otherworldly air. At  a bakery, the new rolls are so light that they defy gravity. Michael then gets caught by the ultimate sand trap as a golf instructor.</desc>
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    <title>Fishguise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>At a local copy shop, Michael introduces a print by hand technique and at a bait and tackle shop, he unveils the latest fish fashion trends. At an office, Michael pulls a switcheroo and the new temp has no idea who's the boss.</desc>
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    <title>EggShaq - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Michael unveils the mystery behind bowling balls, and does the world's longest spit take; Shaquille O'Neal helps with a plan to blow one super-fan's mind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193012 +0000" stop="20260307195038 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man Walking - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Michael serenades a clam while posing as a cook; a spirited trick leaves one man questioning the afterlife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181457 +0000" stop="20260307183755 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two Princesses - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Treat Heart and Cheer learn to appreciate each other and work together when they are confronted  by an evil two-headed monster.</desc>
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    <title>Grumpy the Clumsy - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Gram's exciting caring tale, Viking Grumpy persists in overcoming his clumsiness when he   tries to become someone he's not.</desc>
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    <title>The Caring Crystals - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Grumpy must save the day when No Heart unleashes his evil bubbles of uncaring on a village.</desc>
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    <title>The Care Bears Town Parade - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Beastly uses Cheer to get his car into Care Bear Town's parade. The car is designed to ruin the parade and destroy Care-A-Lot.</desc>
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    <title>Belly Badgered - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears invite the Cousins to the Belly Badge Bonanza to show off their powers. But Beastly feels left out and tries to spoil the party.</desc>
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    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
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    <title>BFFs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harmony doesn't show up for a picnic, Share has fun with someone else instead. But then a jealous Harmony tries to get back at her best friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191009 +0000" stop="20260307193233 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193233 +0000" stop="20260307195454 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart promises to have the awesomest day ever with two different friends, but it may be more fun than one bear can handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184404 +0000" stop="20260307193812 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Ball Is Over - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A practical joke which has him clean an old dirty trailer leads Ben to a piece of the puzzle of his past - a tuxedo-clad man named Scudder who Ben keeps seeing in his dreams and who may be his long-lost father. Meanwhile, Brother Justin and his sister Iris have a conversation with Justin's mentor, Reverend Norman Balthus, which makes him realize that he has a gift that he must put to use. With the help of a vision that comes to him at the right time, he persuades the owner of the local brothel Mr. Chin's to allow him to turn it into a house of worship for the local migrants. At the Carnivale, Sofie continues to tend to her comatose, telepathic mother, Apollonia, after their upsetting run in with Ben, whose powers can help, or harm.</desc>
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    <title>Having the World - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lenore urges Hector to not test Carmilla's patience. Belmont and Sypha cross paths with Zamfir, a fearsome guard with a suspicious mind.</desc>
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    <title>Walk Away - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Isaac gets under Varney's skin. Vampires Morana and Striga receive an urgent message from Carmilla. Belmont and Sypha get a look at Targoviste.</desc>
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    <title>You Must Sacrifice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Alucard travels to Danesti, where he makes a dramatic entrance in the nick of time. Also, the scholar Saint Germain reflects on his own twisted path.</desc>
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    <title>Back in the World - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With Greta's help, Alucard sets out to guide the villagers to his castle for protection. Sypha pushes back on Zamfir's leadership. Isaac makes a move.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Turbulent lovers Rob and Sharon arrange an ill-considered party to enable friends and family to meet their newborn baby. Unfortunately for Sharon, the gathering coincides with a disturbing revelation about her father's health, a visit from Rob's mum, and an unfortunate incident with the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A sexually frustrated Rob is disappointed when Sharon's psychologist prescribes antidepressants, and not more sex, as a treatment for post-natal depression. However, an outlet for his pent-up libido arrives at work in the form of an attractive new French colleague Olivia, who he quickly engages in what starts out as harmless flirtation. Meanwhile, now that she has been suitably numbed, Sharon finds herself capable of contemplating the world of mother-and-baby classes, but when her only 'mum friend' Sam goes AWOL ahead of a session, she is forced to deal with the dreaded 'mombies' alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190124 +0000" stop="20260307192501 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their love life. When her advances don't go to plan, Rob suggests a weekend break in Paris. While Fergal looks after the kids, Sharon develops an appetite for a holiday drink.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192501 +0000" stop="20260307194859 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Rob and Sharon celebrate a tainted wedding anniversary, Fran and Chris are drifting further apart. Elsewhere, Dave's flourishing love affair with Catherine - a high achiever he's met through AA - is gathering momentum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180553 +0000" stop="20260307184718 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twice Burned - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A couple seeks justice after being swindled by a builder hired to help rebuild their fire-damaged home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184718 +0000" stop="20260307192841 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Roofless Business - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A contractor fails to finish a family's roof, forcing them out of their home; Adam and Skip try to get the contractor to return and do it right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181709 +0000" stop="20260307185748 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunter: Aileen Wuornos - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A serial killer’s deadly road trip through Florida in 1990 leaves several men dead and spurs investigators to go undercover for an unexpected suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185748 +0000" stop="20260307193359 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies, Part 1: The Happy Face Killer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Odd suspects, questionable confessions and ever-shifting stories confuse detectives in the hunt for a young Oregon woman's killer in the early 1990s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180637 +0000" stop="20260307183004 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the CatDog - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dog had a surprise for Cat, and that was to join a Clown School.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183004 +0000" stop="20260307185352 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing For Trouble - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cat's hairball wins them a prize at the amusement park, and Dog chooses a fish as a prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185352 +0000" stop="20260307191746 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetch - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cat wins a prize and has five minutes to call in and claim his prize, but Winslow throws a ball causing Dog to chase it all over town, while Cat tries to hang on to a phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191746 +0000" stop="20260307194122 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lady is a Shriek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone in Nearburg is shocked to hear that Shreik is a girl, even the trees!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181932 +0000" stop="20260307190042 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike &amp; Caroline - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mike, a struggling artist from Pensacola, Florida, fell in love online with a beautiful redhead named Caroline over a year and a half ago. But as their connection grew, so did Mike's suspicions, since they live in the same city and Caroline has continually evaded his attempts to meet. Strangely, Caroline often makes her presence known by sending Mike pictures of the exterior of his workplace and has even left a note on his car when it was parked in front of his house. Regardless, Mike continues to grow more invested in his relationship with Caroline, especially when he learned that she was diagnosed with colon cancer and needs his support. Mike can't tear himself away from this intensely bizarre love affair, but does wonder if he's being preyed upon by a stalking catfish. Is Caroline an imposter -- or is she the real love of his life and just afraid her illness will come between them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190042 +0000" stop="20260307193840 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig &amp; Zoe - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Craig met Zoe on Facebook and quickly developed a deep relationship with her. But things turned sour when Zoe began demanding passwords and hacking his accounts. Craig is determined to find out who he really gave his heart to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181703 +0000" stop="20260307183833 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vaughn vs. Wilson - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Paul Wall vs. Mike Jones 
Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O 
Vince Vaughn vs. Owen Wilson</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183833 +0000" stop="20260307190003 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banter Bloodbath - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Chris Rose vs. Rob Dibble vs. Rodney Peete vs. John Salley
Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel 
Tina Fey vs. Jon Stewart</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190003 +0000" stop="20260307192133 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Lil' People - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo 
Lil' Wayne vs. Lil' Flip 
Lil' Jon vs. Lil' Kim</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192133 +0000" stop="20260307194258 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrity Death Mash - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Dave Chapelle Vs. Carlos Mencia
Ashley Simpson Vs. Her Old Nose
Ludi-Criss Angel Vs. R. Kelly Clarkson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180738 +0000" stop="20260307185012 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kristin Chenoweth vs. Kathy Najimy and My Unorthodox Life vs. Summer House - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The first game is a hilarious faceoff between two actresses when Kristin Chenoweth competes against Kathy Najimy to see who will win the grand prize for their selected charities. In the next game, casts from reality shows "My Unorthodox Life" and "Summer House" battle it out to see who will come out on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185012 +0000" stop="20260307193230 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simu Liu vs. Nathan Chen and Monica vs. So So Def - S09E07</title>
    <desc>The first game features actor Simu Liu who goes head-to-head against figure skater Nathan Chen and his family to see who will win the grand prize for their selected charities. In the next game, GRAMMY Award®-winning R&amp;B singer Monica faces off against So So Def founder Jermaine Dupri.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181702 +0000" stop="20260307185811 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Lynn Rajskub, Dennis Christopher, Barbara Steele, Gary Daniels - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub is terrorized by a ghost from her past while performing at an LA club; having recently moved to LA, actor Dennis Christopher is confronted by a vengeful spirit inhabiting his new apartment; iconic horror actress Barbara Steele encounters a grief stricken centuries old ghost; action star Gary Daniels is forced to make a difficult personal decision that angers a recently deceased loved one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185811 +0000" stop="20260307193919 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pam Grier, David Otunga, Max Adler, Golden Brooks - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Pam visits her family's farm with her grandfather and is given an important message from one of her deceased ancestors; David and his fianc e Jennifer Hudson move into a new home and they encounter a menacing entity that causes them to fear for their lives; when Max and his girlfriend take a trip to Venice, they are both attacked by a violent ghost who inhabits their hotel; Golden grows up fearing a presence in her grandmother's house only to discover the ghost is not what she thinks it is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190238 +0000" stop="20260307192850 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Rainbow Road - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Separated from her Rider during battle, Horse wakes up in a colorful world filled with strange beasts. But where is her trusty friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192850 +0000" stop="20260307195406 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fragile Things - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The herd sets out to find the way home. Wammawink encourages them to be careful and take it slow, but fearless Horse charges ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180720 +0000" stop="20260307182827 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Games Begin - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Randy Chang, the young champion of the Holo-Games, is kidnapped by Doc Terror, who plans to use his strategic knowledge to defeat the Centurions. Terror disguises himself as the "Gaming Master" and tricks Randy into thinking that his attacks on the Centurions are merely parts of a game. The Centurions manage to get to Randy, but Terror turns him into Multi-Borg, a cyborg that can split into three parts. The Centurions have to stop Multi-Borg before Randy fully turns into a cyborg.
Science Lesson: Niagara Falls by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182827 +0000" stop="20260307184921 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firebird - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Centurions visit Mexico at the behest of Max's old friend Rebecca. The location of the legendary Firebird, an ancient spaceship, was discovered at a Mayan temple, and she wants extra protection from a series of mysterious accidents that have been plaguing her expeditions. Kotan, one of her assistants, is working for Doc Terror, and requests extra help from Hacker. The Centurions manage to discover the location of the Firebird, but Hacker steals the ship and uses it against the Centurions. Together, they must pool their resources and clip Firebird's wings.
Science Lesson: The Mayans by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184921 +0000" stop="20260307191014 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Calculations - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A truck containing some of the Earth's dwindling supply of silver is guarded by the Centurions on its way to Geneva. It soon comes under attack from a group of jet skiers. The Centurions stop and capture them, but Jake's Fireforce get-up has been monitored and duplicated by Amber and Hacker. Later, Amber disguises herself as Jake with Fireforce, and together with Hacker, steals the silver for Doc Terror's experiments. Jake is then captured by Hacker, and Amber tries to persuade him to join them. Jake escapes confinement, and with the other Centurions, attempts to retrieve the silver.
Science Lesson: Snow by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191014 +0000" stop="20260307193125 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Captain Steele - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Doc Terror is searching for the Doomstar, a powerful weapon from the late 20th Century, which was lost when the space shuttle carrying it crashed somewhere in the Pacific. He finds it on Moku Island, but when they land, the natives, and their King, Alebi, mistake Hacker for the legendary Captain Steele, the commander of the downed shuttle. The Centurions detect Terror on the island and investigate for themselves. Doc Terror manipulates the islanders into following Hacker's orders and the Centurions look finished. But with Hacker disliking Terror's plan to test the Doomstar on the Centurions and Moku Island, things don't go according to Terror's plan.
Science Lesson: Waves by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193125 +0000" stop="20260307195223 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Strikes and You're Dead - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Blaster McGraw, a baseball star with the Washington Lasers, and an old college friend of Ace's, is kidnapped just before the final game of the World Series. A gambling boss known as the Wheel is the primary suspect, and so Ace and Jake do some investigating in their time off. They find that Wheel does have Blaster hostage, and is working with Amber, Doc Terror's daughter. Ace manages to rescue Blaster from one of Terror's old bases and get him to the game on time, but Wheel decides to attack the Mega-Dome, and steal the game receipts. The Centurions have to stop him and ensure that the game can go ahead.
Science Lesson: Robotics by Doc Terror.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182629 +0000" stop="20260307190853 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Front of the Pack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a military veteran and his pack get back in order when his German shepherd mix, who helped him through his PTSD, has developed an unhealthy bond with him. And later, a young woman looks to Cesar for help when her dachshund puppy's dangerous habit of eating trash off the ground has put her in a life-threatening situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190853 +0000" stop="20260307195115 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Attack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Thompson pack is recovering from past trauma at the hands of an abusive ex-husband. Now, the women have suffered another tragedy: coonhound Nyla has become explosively aggressive, accidentally killing one family dog and viciously attacking another. Cesar needs to help the entire Thompson pack heal from past wounds and rehabilitate Nyla before the family is faced with a heartbreaking decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180051 +0000" stop="20260307182251 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Spell - S01E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260307182251 +0000" stop="20260307184451 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle for Gobotron - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Facing defeat on Gobotron, renegade GoBots Cy-Kill and his cronies Crasher and Cop-Tur, steal an experimental GoBot weapon called Astro-Beam and fly off to Earth to regroup and try conquer that planet first instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184451 +0000" stop="20260307190651 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Target Earth - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Guardians contend with the monster Zod when the Renegades attack the Arctic island of Stolbovoy to obtain the energy source sorium.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190651 +0000" stop="20260307192851 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquest of Earth - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill attacks the US military and uses the sorium to power a device that seizes control of the minds of every human on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192851 +0000" stop="20260307195049 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Bound - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With the world against them and Leader-1 captured by the Renegades, Turbo and Scooter go on the run.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183719 +0000" stop="20260307192153 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180313 +0000" stop="20260307182926 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182926 +0000" stop="20260307185029 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dave meets the powerful Show Business and offers a look at a bunch of monsters who have seen their share of discrimination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185029 +0000" stop="20260307191208 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black White Supremacist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dave pokes fun at an annoying Mitsubishi car commercial. Dave appears in a video to show Popcopy copy store employees how to annoy the customers. Dave makes a case for hip-hop's degradation of women, which ruins the legacy of Nat King Cole. Learn how to order your very own home stenographer. Dave plays a blind, angry white supremacist who joins the KKK, but doesn't know he's black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191208 +0000" stop="20260307193333 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing Tyrone Biggums - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dave plays crack addict Tyrone Biggums, who gives a speech to an elementary school classroom. Also featuring musical guest Mos Def.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193333 +0000" stop="20260307195142 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Those Breasts - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dave plays an angel who shows a woman, regretful of her large chest, the error of her ways in "It's a Wonderful Chest." A shopping network spoof finds QVC selling very odd and distasteful items. Dave also shares humorous outtakes from the classic miniseries "Roots." Also featuring musical performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183012 +0000" stop="20260307191411 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reckless Abandon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The sisters must find a way to vanquish a ghost who is intent on killing all of the men in a family line, including the last male, a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191411 +0000" stop="20260307195722 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awakened - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Piper contracts a life-threatening tropical virus that leaves her in intensive care, and to try to save her life, Prue and Phoebe cast an 'awakening' spell. However, since the spell was used for personal gain, the sisters can no longer sleep, and Piper's sickness spreads into an epidemic as a direct consequence. Meanwhile, Prue quits her job at Bucklands and Phoebe enrolls in university.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182725 +0000" stop="20260307191022 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carly Carter; Antonelle Slavin - S13E13</title>
    <desc>Carly's bartender boyfriend concocts a toxic relationship; Antonelle's man gives away freebies in order to get freebies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191022 +0000" stop="20260307195319 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Halton; Bria Dumont - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Cody's girlfriend plays fast and loose with his cousin; Bria's salesman boyfriend has sold her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182153 +0000" stop="20260307184536 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peterson Principle - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Norm gets some dirt on his main competitor for a promotion but hesitates to use it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184536 +0000" stop="20260307191032 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Imaginings - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191032 +0000" stop="20260307193513 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Last Dance For Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Carla asks Sam to partner her in a dance contest where their main competition is Nick and Loretta.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193513 +0000" stop="20260307195955 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear is My Co-Pilot - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A flying daredevil that Diane barnstormed with across Europe takes her and Sam for a ride and dies at 20,000 feet up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183123 +0000" stop="20260307191932 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Gaggan Anand - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Exploring how celebrity chef Gaggan Anand reinvented traditional Indian food when he opened his award-winning restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181430 +0000" stop="20260307191647 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Remain Calm - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With untold millions at risk after the Chernobyl explosion, nuclear physicist Ulana Khomyuk makes a desperate attempt to reach Valery Legasov, a leading Soviet nuclear physicist, and warn him about the threat of second explosion that could devastate the continent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180032 +0000" stop="20260307184914 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renegades - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An Indian-hating colonel threatens to ruin Cheyenne's peace negotiations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184914 +0000" stop="20260307193745 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Empty Gun - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Matt Reardon tries to aid the widow of a man he killed, he learns her son is out for vengeance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183859 +0000" stop="20260307192512 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lackin' - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Ronnie is praised by his church community, while others won't let him forget his mistakes. Emmett and Dom prepare for their grand opening. Kevin tries to balance obligations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182859 +0000" stop="20260307191143 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arrest in Transit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When the team responds to a semi-truck leaking hydrochloric acid in a busy intersection, Casey and Dawson find their relationship being put to the test. Meanwhile, Severide learns more about Brittany’s past and Mouch has some difficulties in his dating life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191143 +0000" stop="20260307195431 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa Bites - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A house fire leads members of the truck and squad to race to save the lives of the couple trapped inside, and then are faced with the perplexing aftermath. Meanwhile, Chief Boden prepares to start his new family, while the combination of life at work and home pushes Casey and Dawson apart. Elsewhere Molly’s II has its chance to shine at the Chicago Holiday Fest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182102 +0000" stop="20260307190241 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Your Gut - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Goodwin receives financial complaints from the hospital board, she is forced to implement new guidelines that cause headaches for the doctors. Dr. Rhodes and Ava continue to compete in the operating room, while Dr. Charles and Dr. Reese are surprised when they treat a man who has a peculiar theory about his sickness. Dr. Manning and Dr. Choi can’t figure out what is wrong with a young girl, leading them to look to a questionable source for answers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Naughty or Nice - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Charles learns a troubling fact about the man who shot him. Dr. Rhodes and Dr. Bekker come to an agreement during a complicated surgery. Will and Natalie are trapped by legal ethics when an unfaithful husband refuses to tell his wife about his inconclusive Zika test. Meanwhile, April and Noah discover working together isn’t always easy while Goodwin continues to argue with the board over hospital costs after an avoidable patient death.</desc>
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    <title>Prison Ball - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Following the death of a 10-year old girl, the intelligence unit has one option to gain access to their suspect. Voight and Olinsky follow-up on a good lead to answer some questions about the shooting. Burgess and Roman show three boys around district thinking they are part of the Police Explorers program.</desc>
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    <title>They'll Have to Go Through Me (3) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The intelligence unit joins forces with detectives Rollins, Amaro and Benson to bring down a child pornography ring once and for all.

(Nobody Touches Anything (1) Chicago Fire S03E07)
(Chicago Crossover (2) Law &amp; Order: SVU S16E07)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181019 +0000" stop="20260307183457 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beefys - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Diane is thrilled to see the '85 Bears re-create the Super Bowl Shuffle at the Beefy Awards, but her son, Mikey, plans a dinner party for the same night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183457 +0000" stop="20260307190022 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Contact - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, everyone has plans that don't involve Diane — until a glitchy voicemail has her panicked family searching hospitals to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190022 +0000" stop="20260307192535 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doppel Änger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Diane seems to find a kindred soul in a new neighbor. Bonnie and Mark want to have a new baby, while Daniel is shocked while taking an art class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192535 +0000" stop="20260307195102 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diane must wear a court-ordered breathalyzer bracelet, but it jeopardizes her living out one of her biggest dreams. Daniel's boss loses control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180308 +0000" stop="20260307182627 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairground Chip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chip and pals find fun, adventure -- and important lessons -- at the Happyton Fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182627 +0000" stop="20260307184947 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip, Meet Mrs. Whale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>School's a lot different when a substitute steps in for Mr. Diggerty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184947 +0000" stop="20260307191310 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip and Glenda - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chip is sad when it seems like Gordie's granddaughter is stealing the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191310 +0000" stop="20260307193628 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip, the Picnic Entertainer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Chip and Nico work together to make instruments for a school project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193628 +0000" stop="20260307195949 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Haircut - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chip's going to the groomer for the first time -- but is she ready for a new style?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180743 +0000" stop="20260307183026 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bulge - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Monty's exercise regimen turns into a major disadvantage as the Rangers try to capture some flying jewel thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183026 +0000" stop="20260307185306 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Chance - S02E09</title>
    <desc>While trying to foil Fat Cat's plan to steal the Crown Jewels, Monty unearths one of his ghostly ancestors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185306 +0000" stop="20260307191549 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Elephant Never Suspects - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Some elephants at the zoo accept the Rangers assistance to help them find out who's been stealing all their peanuts but the Rangers have to go undercover when they become the main suspects!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191549 +0000" stop="20260307193834 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake Me to Your Leader - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Zipper gets zapped by one of Nimnul's inventions -- a ray gun that causes him to grow at an alarming rate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180154 +0000" stop="20260307185012 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hustle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A leather-clad duo on dirtbikes heists cash from area supermarkets; an eccentric defendant from traffic court vows to demonstrate that Ponch is incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185012 +0000" stop="20260307193834 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highway Robbery - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A down-and-out vet lifting purses from women in traffic jams turns out to be a former classmate of Jon's; Ponch convinces Getraer to introduce him to the Easy-On Suntan Lotion model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181327 +0000" stop="20260307185527 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensational Sandwiches - S37E04</title>
    <desc>The chefs get revved up for a sensational sandwich battle that begins with a mound of meat and some colorful potatoes in round one. Everyone's favorite hybrid bird makes an appearance in the second basket. And sandwiches for dessert? You bet! The final two chefs take on a salty-and-sweet basket in the last round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185527 +0000" stop="20260307193727 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Frog Leg Up - S37E05</title>
    <desc>Four chefs open the first basket to find a strange, modern food: donut-shaped sushi. Will they know how to make it work with a crunchy snack in their appetizers? The judges are happy to see frog legs in the second basket, but they aren't quick to leap to any conclusions about how the entrees will turn out. And some challenging textures in the dessert basket jeopardize the last two chefs' chances for perfect final plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181031 +0000" stop="20260307183338 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Your Service - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal and Chowder are forced to work for Ms. Endive in order to receive a rare fruit from her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183338 +0000" stop="20260307185646 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chowder, Mung Daal and Shnitzel accidentally lock themselves in the restroom when they are about to go on a vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185646 +0000" stop="20260307191944 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bruised Bluenana - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After an accident at Gazpacho's fruit stand, Chowder and Panini become surrogate parents to an injured bluenana, in order to nurse it back to good health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191944 +0000" stop="20260307194348 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thousand Pound Cake - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Chowder and Shnitzel must race against the clock when delivering an order to a man that lives on top of a giant, since he gets it free if it comes after sunset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181054 +0000" stop="20260307183215 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Chrisleys - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The family travels to Los Angeles for what Todd hopes is a relaxing family vacation; Savannah does something drastic; Faye disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183215 +0000" stop="20260307185337 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workin' for a Livin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After paying for their extravagant lunch, Todd wants Savannah and Chase to get summer jobs to learn the value of money,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185337 +0000" stop="20260307191459 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Outdoors - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Todd, Chase and Grayson go camping in a luxury RV; Savannah and Julie relearn the basics at driving school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191459 +0000" stop="20260307193621 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage Redux - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Todd and Julie want to avoid a marriage rut when the kids go to college, so they look for new ways to reconnect and put the spark back in their relationship. Todd and Julie want to avoid a marriage rut when the kids go to college, so they look for new ways to reconnect and put the spark back in their relationship. Todd and Julie want to avoid a marriage rut when the kids go to college, so they look for new ways to reconnect and put the spark back in their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193621 +0000" stop="20260307195744 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Houseguest From Hell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Julie's demanding pregnant friend visits, Todd's home life is disrupted; Todd reaches out to Lindsie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180715 +0000" stop="20260307184614 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Let Go - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's bond with Devon intensifies as he teams up with an unlikely ally to outwit Chucky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184614 +0000" stop="20260307192843 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Little Lies - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jake and Devon progress their relationship. Enemies-and allies-from Chucky's past show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180214 +0000" stop="20260307181214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stunt Brewster - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The trainees are having an exciting stunt training session with Action Chugger, when he is called away to do some filming. As he leaves, Action Chugger invites Brewster and Koko to come down to the film set later to demonstrate the skills they have learned. But Brewster gets called on a long run to Tootington and has no time to practise. Koko goes with him to keep him company and puts her new skills to use when she saves Brewster from a runaway wagon!

When they go to the film set later, Brewster is relieved when Action Chugger is too busy to see them, as he hasn't had a chance to practise. But a frustrated Koko is determined to show off what she can do. When filming starts, she sees her chance, but puts herself in great danger. Brewster overcomes his nerves and leaps to the rescue. Everyone is impressed, including Action Chugger, who decides to use the footage in his film.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181214 +0000" stop="20260307182214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson's Icy Escapade - S02E18</title>
    <desc>On an icy winter's day, Wilson and Koko are sent out to sand the tracks in the mountains. They take a short cut through the ice cave. Koko does everything properly, but Wilson doesn't keep his mind on the job, as he has fun exploring. He doesn't realise that an icicle has fallen into his sand wagon, wetting the sand and rendering it useless. He's stuck! He figures out a way to dry the sand by using the heat from his engine and makes it back to the depot - after finishing his job, of course!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182214 +0000" stop="20260307183214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rolling Reporter Wilson - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Border Bridge is re-opening and Wilson has been given the special job of using the new 'rolling reporter' car to make a live report, which will be broadcast on Vee's boards all over Chuggington. Wilson takes the car out to practise and comes across Calley training Hoot and Toot. When an emergency call comes in, Calley asks Wilson to look after the twins. They offer to help Wilson practise his report, but instead, they run off with the camera car and end up lost in the ice cave. Happily, the camera is transmitting, so using Vee's boards, Wilson is able to track them. He rescues them and the car and manages to get to the bridge just in time - and Rolling Reporter Wilson is on the air!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183214 +0000" stop="20260307184214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zephie &amp; the Bees - S02E20</title>
    <desc>It's another glorious day in Chuggington and Zephie is keen to enjoy the sunshine, but every job she is given is underground. Meanwhile Speedy is out in the countryside serving drinks with the juicer wagon, when he'd rather be doing a proper job at the depot. They agree to swap jobs. While trying to operate the juicer, Zephie accidentally knocks a beehive out of a tree. The bees swarm into Zephie's carriage, looking for a new home. Speedy comes to her rescue and together they find the bees a new, safe place to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184214 +0000" stop="20260307185214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brewster Meets the Mayor - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Brewster is going to be carrying Mayor Pullman, the new Mayoress of Chuggington, across the newly re-opened Border Bridge in the traditional welcoming ceremony. During the practise run, some of the facade falls off one of the bridge's pillars. It looks as though the ceremony will have to be cancelled, as the bridge might not be safe! At first Brewster is devastated - but then he saves the day by using something Dr. Ling's been working on: her new soap was a disaster in the chugwash, as it set into rock hard foam, but it's perfect for repairing the bridge! Safety restored, Brewster proudly carries Mayor Pullman into Chuggington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185214 +0000" stop="20260307190214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chugger of the Year - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The new Mayoress, accompanied by her nephew Denzil, is touring Chuggington. She's observing the chuggers working, in order to help her decide who should be the recipient of the prestigious Chugger of the Year award. Koko is sure she's in with a chance - but rather than doing her jobs, she spends her time trying to impress the Mayoress. In the process, she ends up nearly ruining the ceremony. Speedy comes to her rescue time after time.

In the end, Koko realises that she hasn't kept her mind on the job and she doesn't really deserve such an honour - but she's thrilled when the Mayoress, with a little help from Denzil, decides that Speedy is this year's winner!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190214 +0000" stop="20260307191214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fault Finder Emery - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The defect detector is a device that lets Vee know if there's anything wrong with chuggers as they pass by its scanners. Unfortunately, it seems to be malfunctioning! Eddie takes it off to the repair shed and Emery, wanting to be helpful, takes its place. But, worried that he might miss something, Emery sends nearly everyone to the repair shed, creating chaos in the depot! Emery feels bad that he's caused so much work for Vee and wishes he could make up for it. He has an idea. If the detector could talk, it wouldn't have to do everything through Vee. Dr Ling and Eddie think it's a great idea and they update the detector so that it speaks. And they know the perfect voice to use Emery's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191214 +0000" stop="20260307192214 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hodge and the Chug Nav - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Eddie is having a very busy day and Hodge really wants to help - but all the jobs need hands not wheels. When Wilson reports the track lift is malfunctioning, Hodge decides to try to fix it himself. He only makes matters worse, bringing the lift to a grinding halt with Wilson stuck on it! Eddie agrees to let Hodge go and fetch the lift part needed, as long as he uses Dr Ling's Chugnav to guide him on his journey. Unfortunately, Action Chugger has knocked the satellite, which has skewed the signal, leaving the Chugnav talking utter nonsense! Hodge figures out that the satellite must be broken - so Action Chugger takes Hodge on an exciting trip into space to fix it. Hodge finally gets to help out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192214 +0000" stop="20260307193215 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pat on the Paintwork - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Koko decides to try for the High Speed badge - something no trainee has ever won. Emery wishes he still earned badges like the trainees do. For fun, he plays a 'pretend badge' game with Hoot and Toot, where they award each other imaginary badges. Emery is so busy playing his game that he doesn't listen when Vee assigns him to take some supporters to the footbridge to cheer Koko on. Realising that he was so wrapped up in his pretend badge game, he forgot how important the real badge was for Koko, he takes it upon himself to be her number one cheerleader. Koko is flagging, but with Emery's encouragement, she bursts through the finish line! Emery learns that he doesn't need badges anymore - it's enough to know he's done a good job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193215 +0000" stop="20260307194215 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toot's Tall Tale - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Toot doesn't want to do track inspection with Hoot. To get out of it, she pretends she isn't feeling well. At first she enjoys getting lots of attention, but when Morgan thinks her flywheel needs replacing, which means having her engine taken out and spending the night in the repair shed, Toot realises she's gone too far. She confesses that there's nothing wrong with her - she just didn't want to do the track inspection!

Toot realises she has caused a lot of trouble for everyone and promises never to do it again. She and Hoot head off to do the track inspection. Actually, It turns out to be really fun and Toot realises she was making a fuss over nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194215 +0000" stop="20260307195215 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Wheels - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Vee rewards Hoot and Toot with a gold wheel, but they get greedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180719 +0000" stop="20260307183405 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The opening episode of the 5th season sees Mr Khan make an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground. Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183405 +0000" stop="20260307190218 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullies - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan has bought a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood as he believes it is starting to go a bit downhill. This is brought home when he finds out that his grandson, Mo, is being bullied at his nursery. But when Mr Khan decides to teach Amjad how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for, both during a trip to the local pool and when re-enacting a scene from Birmingham gangster drama Peaky Blinders.

Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad get ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she is going along too. How is Shazia going to tell her that this won't be her first holiday since Great Yarmouth 1988?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190218 +0000" stop="20260307192922 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and comfort eating him out of house and home. But when Mr Khan discovers he might be able to find an investor for his new invention amongst the funeral mourners, he throws himself into the burial arrangements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192922 +0000" stop="20260307195714 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scab's Parents - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon. But then Scab takes fright at the prospect of the Khans meeting his parents.

The Khans believe it is because they are a bit snooty and object to the idea of having a Pakistani daughter-in-law. So Mr Khan and Amjad hotfoot it to the posh country club to confront Scab's father (played by comedy royalty, Harry Enfield) and give him a piece of their minds in a sweaty sauna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182137 +0000" stop="20260307184321 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Grace Street - S03E03</title>
    <desc>You know it's Halloween in Stoolbend when Donna makes Cleveland and Rallo spend the night in a haunted house. Meanwhile Cleveland's new friend goes on a murderous rampage and Roberta is stuck in a love triangle between a vampire and a werewolf in the all-new Halloween ExtravaGhoulza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184321 +0000" stop="20260307190504 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skip Day - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr. was the only student to attend school on “skip day.” Meanwhile, Rallo gets in a hit-and-run accident with Kendra and her scooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190504 +0000" stop="20260307192642 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yemen Party - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Donna joins a women’s support group and starts to complain about how Cleveland treats her, Cleveland dresses up as a woman to infiltrate the group and show Donna how good her life really is. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. and Rallo join forces to stop the playground bully, Rodney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192642 +0000" stop="20260307194825 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Biddy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Rallo’s elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel (guest voice Kathryn Joosten), Rallo realizes that Hazel is after Murray’s money and tries to save him from making a costly mistake.

Meanwhile, Donna tells Cleveland that he’s too fat and needs to lose weight, so she signs him up for the gym. But instead of working out, Cleveland takes a lazy short-cut to achieve results</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182620 +0000" stop="20260307191009 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Reporter Ben Park will do anything for a big headline. But with Nick's case, he soon finds that his cutthroat tactics cut both ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181145 +0000" stop="20260307183709 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Friends - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cleo gets a new doggie playground and suddenly Mac is her new best friend – and she starts ignoring Clifford and T-bone! Cleo learns that good friends stick by you through thick and thin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183709 +0000" stop="20260307190234 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford and the Beanstalk - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Emily works hard to prepare for her audition for the lead in the school play, but loses the role to Jetta. But Jetta doesn't practice or learn her lines so Emily steps in to play the lead role at the last minute – and Jetta learns the hard way that hard work and preparation are the things that make you successful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190234 +0000" stop="20260307192834 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Friend - S01E15</title>
    <desc>There is a new dog in town -- and he has only three legs. Clifford, Cleo and T-bone learn that differently-abled persons want to be friends and that they are able to do lots of things without anyone's help. K.C. becomes a good friend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192834 +0000" stop="20260307195433 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Clifford's talent for digging seems to be disruptive to everyone in town. But when a big storm comes in, his deficit becomes an asset. Clifford learns that there's an appropriate time and place for talents to be expressed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181224 +0000" stop="20260307183830 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Halloween Bandit - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Clifford, Emily Elizabeth and friends take part in a neighborhood Halloween party. Emily Elizabeth has some trouble deciding on Clifford's costume, but Clifford finally comes up with it himself. Then strange things start happening --- peoples' food disappearing and a treats table being wrecked. The evidence seems to point to Clifford, but Emily Elizabeth and his friends stand by him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Small Packages - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Finders Keepers - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth, Nina and Shun are out playing kickball, while Jorge is teaching Clifford how to bury a bone. When the three friends lose the kickball, they end up finding a basketball and Nina declares that they can keep it, saying that it's "Finders Keepers." Clifford and Jorge consider this and Jorge especially seems to agree with this logic. When he finds a shark-tooth necklace, he keeps it, even after finding out that it actually belongs to Shun. Clifford feels this isn't right, but wonders how to tell his friend that's he wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Puppy Dog Power - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clifford and Jorge meet a new friend named Bobby at the dog park who's a rather big dog compared to their small puppy size. He's a playful puppy like them, but Clifford is a bit intimidated. Jorge assures Clifford that big dogs are big fun, but it turns out that Bobby plays rather rough for them. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, they try things such as faking being sick in order to get out of playing with him.</desc>
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    <title>Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (Part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With prom not too far away, Abe wants to ask his girlfriend, Cleopatra, but cannot stop thinking about Joan of Arc's prom date situation. Meanwhile, Gandhi goes on a desperate search for a date. So, Abe and Cleo each have a go at making over Joan for prom, JFK gives Gandhi a makeover, and Mr. B gives Scudworth a makeover to help him execute a sinister, evil plan to "win" the prom king vote.</desc>
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    <title>Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As all the clones are preparing for the winter prom, Abe Lincoln decides whether to ask Cleopatra or Joan of Arc; Gandhi concocts a brilliant plan to get dates for all the school geeks; and Principal Scudworth attempts to execute his sinister, evil plan, while the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures prepares to abduct the clones on prom night to advance their own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's the politically correct Snowflake Day season, and everyone is in the holiday spirit, except for Joan of Arc, who is against the commercialism of the made-up holiday. But a homeless urchin who may be an angel or the pop sensation Mandy Moore teaches Joan an important lesson. Meanwhile, Abe and Gandhi attempt to invent and market an interesting device, so that Abe will have money to buy Cleopatra an expensive Snowflake Day gift.</desc>
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    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.</desc>
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    <title>Cloudy With a Chance of Clouds - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Flint gives Sam a Cloud-Maker for the anniversary of their friendship, but Sam's new cloud friend will not leave her side.</desc>
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    <title>The Science of the Toot - S01E21</title>
    <desc>In a bid to make his classmates consider his idea for a science mural, Flint creates a toot-inducing bean.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Stressup - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Virtu-Earl Reality - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Happy Clappy Monkey - S01E27</title>
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    <title>Robot Rumble - S01E28</title>
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    <title>My Pop Is Tops - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Flint and Gil argue over who has a better dad, setting off a secret competition pitting Tim and Mayor Shelbourne against each other, in a battle of parental prowess.</desc>
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    <title>Clone Alone - S01E30</title>
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    <title>Coat of Harms - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Sam makes Flint a new tricked-out labcoat to replace his old smelly one, not realising it was a gift from his mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194812 +0000" stop="20260307195955 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earl of My Dreams - S01E32</title>
    <desc>When Flint gets Earl in trouble with his wife, Earl demands Flint help him get back into her good graces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181453 +0000" stop="20260307183716 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Win Some, You Lose Some - S09E08</title>
    <desc>When Hayden and Christine made plans to celebrate Christmas in Minnesota, they never believed the Breakers had any chance of making it to the playoffs. But fate is with the team and it looks like Hayden will play the Bills in Buffalo instead of playing Santa to Tim on his first Christmas. Monday Night Football announcers Frank Gifford, Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf have cameos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183716 +0000" stop="20260307185940 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Buffalo - S09E09</title>
    <desc>On their way to face the Buffalo Bills in a wild-card game, Luther's love of chicken wings saddles the Breakers with a severe case of food poisoning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185940 +0000" stop="20260307192158 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somewhere Out There - S09E10</title>
    <desc>In this very special episode which analogizes nine years of relationships between friends and family, Dauber believes he is contacted by aliens, and he considers leaving the Breakers, Orlando and Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192158 +0000" stop="20260307194411 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy and His Doll - S09E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260307183120 +0000" stop="20260307191118 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into The Fire - S06E11</title>
    <desc>While their students plan for life after karate, Daniel and Johnny clash over reviving the Sekai Taikai. Kreese reconsiders his guiding principles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191118 +0000" stop="20260307195056 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattled - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Sam and Robby turn to their friends for support as they train for the challenges ahead. Johnny and Carmen welcome a new addition to the team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182854 +0000" stop="20260307192448 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's be Friends! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>JJ and his class go on a bouncy bus ride and make a tasty soup. Then, it's all smiles during a game of hide-and-seek in the snow and a nature walk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181419 +0000" stop="20260307183829 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloodstained Euphy - S01E22</title>
    <desc>During the commemoration ceremony for the Specially Administrated Zone, Lelouch and Euphemia privately discuss Japan's future. She convinces him, and Lelouch summarily halts his rebellion, until he suddenly loses control of his Geass while jokingly telling her to kill all the Japanese. The Geass-influenced Euphemia orders a bloody massacre of the people attending the ceremony. Blaming himself, a resolute Lelouch decides to salvage the situation by declaring Euphemia's Specially Administrated Zone a trap to lure out the Black Knights, and commands his troops to defeat the Britannian forces, protect the Japanese, and stop Euphemia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183829 +0000" stop="20260307190238 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Least with Sorrow - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Left with no choice, Lelouch shoots and mortally wounds Euphemia in front of Suzaku. Suzaku returns to the Avalon with her battered body as the Black Knights continue to contain the violence. She succumbs to her injuries as Lelouch announces his plan for the creation of the United State of Japan. Alone, Lelouch grieves over his actions as C.C. comforts him, reminding him that she will stay alongside him, as per their contract. Soon, the entirety of Area 11 revolts against the Britannian Empire. Advancing with his massive army, Lelouch ignites the conflict by initiating the collapse of the Tokyo Settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190238 +0000" stop="20260307192649 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collapsing Stage - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lelouch's strategies give the Black Knights and their allies the upper hand in their battle against the Britannian Army. As riots break out through the country, the Black Knights take over the Ashford Academy as their headquarters, and the students are spared on Lelouch's orders. An enraged Suzaku, now informed of Zero's identity by a mysterious young boy named V.V., pursues Lelouch for revenge, which Cornelia also covets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192649 +0000" stop="20260307195058 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>After managing to capture Cornelia, Lelouch forces her to reveal what little information she knows of Marianne's murder, but the answers do not please him one bit. V.V. takes Nunnally to Kaminejima, and Lelouch abandons the Black Knights to rescue his sister. Without Lelouch, the Black Knights begin to lose ground to the Britannian Army. Suzaku follows Lelouch, leading to a final confrontation between the former friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180016 +0000" stop="20260307181830 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamie Foxx: You Got To Get The Alligator Sweat - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry takes a 1969 Maserati Mistral to New Orleans to meet Jamie Foxx. Jamie talks about his comedy inspiration and how he stays humble and hungry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181830 +0000" stop="20260307183442 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebastian Maniscalco: My Wife Didn't Know The Extent Of It - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Rolling around in vintage Italian scooters, Jerry and Sebastian Maniscalco discuss likes and dislikes and how comedians function in "normal" society.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183442 +0000" stop="20260307185331 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martin Short: A Dream World Of Residuals - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Martin Short talks about the '70s Toronto comedy scene and being funny on demand as he and Jerry drive around LA in a 1983 Mercedes station wagon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185331 +0000" stop="20260307191033 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mario Joyner: He Should Have Been Done That - S11E09</title>
    <desc>In a 1974 VW Thing, Jerry and his old friend Mario Joyner hit up a barbershop, eat chicken and waffles, and discuss being a well-rounded entertainer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191033 +0000" stop="20260307192324 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melissa Villaseñor - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Jerry and impressionist Melissa Villaseñor visit a Brooklyn food museum in a 1991 Nissan Figaro and talk funny voices and Silly Putty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192324 +0000" stop="20260307193932 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridget Everett: Still Hot To The Touch - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Cabaret performer Bridget Everett finds some pent-up anger in Jerry, and the pair get tarot readings while cruising in a 1961 Cadillac convertible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193932 +0000" stop="20260307195624 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Marder: Big Lots and BevMo! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Jerry picks up longtime friend Barry Marder in a 1966 Porsche 356 SC Cabriolet, and they rank bodily functions, go shopping and eat Twinkies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180227 +0000" stop="20260307183205 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - Mhel Marrer - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Mhel Marrer gives her unique take on everything from sexism to social media, and also compares ride-hailing services to the world's oldest profession.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183205 +0000" stop="20260307190200 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - Afonso Padilha - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Afonso Padilha dissects the myriad of items people purchase at the pharmacy and doles out some helpful hints on how to navigate being kind of a wimp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190200 +0000" stop="20260307193200 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India - Atul Khatri - S01E42</title>
    <desc>CEO-turned-comic Atul Khatri spills knowledge on 25 years of marriage, airport immigration and navigating boys' trips as a 50-year-old man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182613 +0000" stop="20260307193616 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181138 +0000" stop="20260307183230 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science of Illusion - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Pierce strives to reach a new level of ascension in his Buddhist church. Britta secretly tries to shake her reputation as a buzzkill, resulting in a prank that goes horribly wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183230 +0000" stop="20260307185346 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contemporary American Poultry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The group becomes popular when they start a racket in chicken fingers.Their new-found popularity inflates their egos, and Jeff realizes that he must find a way to end his friends' reign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185346 +0000" stop="20260307191503 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Discourse - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The group is divided after Pierce crosses a line with Shirley; Britta and Jeff face a group of young bullies and their mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191503 +0000" stop="20260307193604 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Modern Warfare - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The sexual tension between Jeff and Britta becomes a hot topic in study group. A contest for a chance at early class registration turns the peaceful campus of Greendale Community College into an all-out war zone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193604 +0000" stop="20260307195719 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>English as a Second Language - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Greendale Community College is forced to bring in a new Spanish teacher after a shocking discovery about Señor Chang.  Troy discovers a trade he truly excels in -- plumbing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181236 +0000" stop="20260307183406 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fame, Flying Fists and Cold Feet - S07E02</title>
    <desc>When the episode of Restaurant 9-1-1 featuring The Lunch Box finally airs on TV, Becky is inspired to become an influencer. Meanwhile, Jackie and Dan meet with a lawyer, and Darlene connects with someone at The Lobo Lounge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183406 +0000" stop="20260307185537 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Applications, Accusations and a Man-Bag - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Jackie decides to rejoin the police force despite everyone’s concerns. Darlene grows more skeptical about Mark’s secretive behavior. Meanwhile, Dan and Becky wade through uncomfortable conversations about Roseanne’s addiction issues and death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185537 +0000" stop="20260307191707 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danny Boy, the Interview, the New Hire and the Hanging Chad - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Dan sidesteps vulnerable emotions surrounding Roseanne’s death ahead of an upcoming deposition. Meanwhile, Becky prepares for a job interview, and Harris impulsively hires a new server at the Lunch Box.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191707 +0000" stop="20260307193814 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exercise Bands, Money Plans, and Faraway Lands - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Ahead of the deposition, Dan gets support from Jackie, Becky and Darlene. Mark is presented with an opportunity which leads to a major life decision. Meanwhile, Becky and Tyler consider the next step in their relationship – joint finances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193814 +0000" stop="20260307195920 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truck Stops Here - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Jackie prepares for a series of physical tests in an effort to rejoin the police force; Darlene confronts the insecurities in her marriage with Ben; Dan’s deposition stirs up feelings, and final farewells are made in true Conner family fashion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183527 +0000" stop="20260307191036 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Taste of Mexico - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New York Times bestselling cookbook author Rick Martínez challenges three new contestants to turn up the heat with fish dishes and spicy pork boxes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191036 +0000" stop="20260307194634 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Fusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Game expert Nyesha Arrington sends out boxes including rabbit, ostrich and venison, pushing the home cooks to improvise beyond their comfort zones.</desc>
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    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183727 +0000" stop="20260307191216 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191216 +0000" stop="20260307194508 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180701 +0000" stop="20260307182830 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Turns 65 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On her 65th birthday, Margaret doesn't feel like celebrating. However, Hank, Sid and Charlie insist on taking her out for a "good old-fashioned young person's night" at the local club, which leaves them all feeling older - and more hungover - than ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182830 +0000" stop="20260307184959 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Destiny - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Hank create online dating profiles, and to boost their egos, Sid pretends to be an interested woman. Of course, the plan goes awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184959 +0000" stop="20260307191137 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid Comes Out - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Margaret tries to convince Sid to come out to his visiting son; Hank stubbornly refuses to admit he needs glasses; Charlie tries to help him cheat on an eye test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191137 +0000" stop="20260307193316 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Rig an Election - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tired of "Gorgeous George" and his reign as activities coordinator, Hank backs Charlie and Margaret backs Sid for the position in the upcoming election, and it instantly turns dirty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193316 +0000" stop="20260307195449 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV Heist - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hank and Margaret lose a cornhole competition to some resident cheaters and, as a result, miss out on the coveted prize—a new 65" flat-screen TV. So, the gang attempts to steal the TV, which means breaking in to Allison's office after locking her and Sid in the sauna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180341 +0000" stop="20260307182633 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denver, Colorado 3 - S05E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260307182633 +0000" stop="20260307184927 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, Washington 9 - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In Washington State, Dep. Bill Cassio investigates a shooting thought to be gang related; Off. Fred Doughty talks to an assault victim; Off. Tad Davis arrests an intoxicated man who had been seen carrying a shotgun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184927 +0000" stop="20260307191219 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, Washington 10 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>In Washington state, deputy John Jiminez serves a warrant on an armed-robbery suspect; Dep. Shawn McDonald arrests a man for harassing a woman; and officer Fred Doughty responds to a woman's scream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191219 +0000" stop="20260307193512 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denver, Colorado 4 - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Denver police answer a call in which a father has stabbed his son; a disturbance call in a bar; a hit-and-run driver is identified and arrested</desc>
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    <title>Denver, Colorado 6 - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Denver police capture two drive-by shooting suspects; search for a hit-and-run suspect; a man-with-a-knife call.</desc>
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    <title>Cliff Gets Jilted - S08E18</title>
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    <title>Cliff and Theo Come Clean - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Theo turns down a corporate job offer in San Francisco to attend graduate school at NYU.</desc>
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    <title>Clair's Reunion - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Clair and her college friends plan a retirement party for a former professor.</desc>
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    <title>Rudy's Retreat - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Cliff and Clair see Rudy changing, while Sondra and Elvin ponder who should be the twins' legal guardian if they were to die.</desc>
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    <title>Something Big - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Just as Jules is trying to work through Grayson's "baggage" from his wild single days, a chance encounter with a former fling, Holly, ends with him learning that he's the father of a one-year-old baby girl he never knew he had.</desc>
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    <title>You Can Still Change Your Mind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Travis wants to take Jules and Grayson's wedding pictures, but Jules, who wants everything to be perfect for her second wedding, isn't so sure; meanwhile Bobby wants to get serious with Angie, but does she feel the same way?</desc>
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    <title>Ways to Be Wicked - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ellie cautions the cul-de-sac crew that her visiting mother is not as nice as she seems. Meanwhile, Grayson offers to help Laurie start a cake business; and Bobby and Chick become accomplices in a college prank pulled by Travis and his friends to steal a cougar statue.</desc>
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    <title>Money Becomes King - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jules and Grayson can't see eye to eye when it comes to joining their finances, but they're both going to have to make some sacrifices if they actually want to get married -- and that is not going to be easy. Meanwhile, Laurie's Krazy Kakes business is doing surprisingly well, and Travis convinces her to make some grown up decisions of her own.</desc>
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    <title>00 Duck - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Egg, an evil mastermind, needs the castle as part of his plan for world conquest. To distract Duckula, he sends him on a fake spy mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182810 +0000" stop="20260307185034 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Cruise - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Nanny has won a trip for 3 on a luxury cruise ship. Nanny causes so many incidents that all the other people on the ship hide until she leaves the ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185034 +0000" stop="20260307191257 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World in a Total Daze - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A famous world explorer is hired by Von Goosewing to challenge Duckula to a race around the world. Though Von Goosewing cheats, Castle Duckula still finishes first. Still, Duckula is denied the grand prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191257 +0000" stop="20260307193524 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhattan Duck - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Count transports the castle to Manhattan, where Transylvanian style suddenly becomes the newest fasion fad. Seeing his chance to make a fortune, Duckula sells off most of the contents of the caslte, including Igor. Duckula and Nanny use the money to have a grand time in the city. Unfortunately they may be stuck there, since one of the things they sold was the clock that controls the transport mechanism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193524 +0000" stop="20260307195749 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alps-a-Daisy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Duckula travels to a winter sports competition and tries to compete in every event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180330 +0000" stop="20260307183415 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Lovin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beau and Summer's relationship takes center stage after she asks him to spend the night. Elsewhere, Brody and Tuck prepare for a double date night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183415 +0000" stop="20260307190500 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190500 +0000" stop="20260307193544 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180246 +0000" stop="20260307182637 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182637 +0000" stop="20260307185329 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185329 +0000" stop="20260307191659 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mo Chemo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Criscilla braces for her last round of chemotherapy and then plans a surprise party for Coffey's 40th birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191659 +0000" stop="20260307194345 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182304 +0000" stop="20260307192157 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vivienne takes a trip into the dark events of her past. Back in Nairobi, Akisa faces setbacks at work as a damning video of the mine lands on Joe's desk</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182223 +0000" stop="20260307184501 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serpent of Evil River - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Courage, Eustace and Muriel take a fishing trip but find out the salior is a little messed up in the head and kindof acts like a villian. The sailor wants to capture a serpent and makes Muriel bait and the serpent takes Muriel under water ( the rest follow except Eustace) under water to only find out that the serpent just wanted an audience to sing opera to. She didn't want to hard anyone. So Courage saves Muriel and they go home on the ship and hold the sailor captive, but Eustace is trapped on an island with monkeys!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184501 +0000" stop="20260307190740 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Broke, Phone Yes - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A strange person comes to the house. Muriel shows good hospitality toward it and the creature turns out to be an alien in disguise. The alien steals Muriel's kindness and Muriel becomes just like Eustace. Courage goes after the alien and eventually, gets Muriel's kindness back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190740 +0000" stop="20260307193018 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Weevil - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Courage,Eustace and Muriel are driving down the road and smash into what looks like a giant fly. Muriel invites him to dinner and at first is polite and helpful. But he ends up being too helpful. He is a weevil. He eats the blood out of Muriel and Eustace and tells them he is giving them a back massage. After a game of skill with the weevil courage gets rid of him by putting the weevil's mouth on the weevil ,he eats himself up and shrinks to a size of a fly. Muriel and Eustace come out okay and are fed back to health by Courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193018 +0000" stop="20260307195259 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House of Discontent - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Eustace's plants never grow right. The moon has gotten tired of watching Eustace fail to grow just 1 plant so he haunts the house by making objects like food,applainces,etc. come to life. He tells Muriel,Eustace, and Courage they must get out of the house if they don't grow 1 plant by midnight. At exactly 12:00 Courage takes some of Eustace's sweat ( he is sweating beacause of the moons torture which is making the house extremly hot for them so they'll move out of the house) and puts it on the plant,it grows! They stay at the house and the moon stops being unfriendly. Eustace puts up a plant stand and is dermited to sell plants since he grew this plant ""all by himself""!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180616 +0000" stop="20260307181250 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piano Lessons - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fails.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181250 +0000" stop="20260307181924 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck, Duck, Chicken - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy. After hours pass, Red Guy's surgery literally turns Chicken into a duck. Mom and Dad sue Red Guy, and lose. Now the Cow and Chicken show may be renamed "Cow and Duck".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181924 +0000" stop="20260307182559 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Pantzini - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182559 +0000" stop="20260307183233 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cow and Chicken Blues - S04E25</title>
    <desc>When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singer to fight their depression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183233 +0000" stop="20260307183907 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of Cow and Chicken - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183907 +0000" stop="20260307190042 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supermodel Cow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cow wishes to be a famous supermodel, and gets her 15 minutes of fame, when The Red Guy discovers her. She soon appears in magazines and buildboards, but soon becomes yesterday's news.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190042 +0000" stop="20260307192217 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part-Time Job - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".
I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192217 +0000" stop="20260307194354 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alive! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cousin, Boneless Chicken has been assigned to babysit Cow. She takes him outside to play catch, in which she throws him, and then catches him. At one moment, she tosses him too high, and he's stuck on the roof. After she goes after him, she accidentally knocks down the laddar, and is now stuck on the roof too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194354 +0000" stop="20260307195025 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who is Super Cow? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It doesn't work, so he goes to Cow and Chicken's house, and kidnaps Cow. Chicken then goes to the rescue as Super Cow for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195025 +0000" stop="20260307195700 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confused - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then send them to sensitivy school, where they become girlies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180746 +0000" stop="20260307183003 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #3: Honky Tonk Women - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A night at the casino lands Spike and Jet in hot water when they cross paths with Faye Valentine, a stunning con artist wanted by the law – and the bad guys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183003 +0000" stop="20260307185443 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #7: Heavy Metal Queen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew pursues a renegade explosives expert, and Spike crosses paths with a nameless space trucker that hates bounty hunters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185443 +0000" stop="20260307191924 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #8: Waltz for Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spike gets involved with a fugitive who is willing to risk his own life to restore his sister’s sight. Can the Bebop crew save the day before tragedy strikes?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191924 +0000" stop="20260307194327 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #9: Jamming with Edward - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew tries to crack the case of mysterious satellite drawings appearing on the Earth’s surface, but they’ll need help from a hacker know as Radical Edward to earn their bounty!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182045 +0000" stop="20260307191033 +0000" channel="C757.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Be a Somebody (3) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Following the murder of DCI Bilborough, the hunt is on for Albie. DCI Wise takes over the investigation and criminal psychologist Fitz is brought in to defuse a potentially fatal and explosive situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182404 +0000" stop="20260307184741 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184741 +0000" stop="20260307191134 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191134 +0000" stop="20260307193528 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193528 +0000" stop="20260307195847 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182937 +0000" stop="20260307191606 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apples, Spaghetti Bolognese and Brunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apples, spaghetti bolognese, a brunch fit for the Food Gods, black pudding dessert and giant rainbow ravioli are on the menu, as talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180543 +0000" stop="20260307184811 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hope Josh Comes to My Party! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get closer to Josh, Rebecca throws a housewarming party despite her lack of social connections in West Covina and a childhood fear of hosting parties. When Paula finally convinces her, the party turns out to be nothing like they anticipated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184811 +0000" stop="20260307193006 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Rebecca learns that Josh and Valencia seem as happy as ever, she goes into a spiral and vows to make healthier choices. As a result, when nice guy Greg asks her out on a date, she wonders if that is the path towards a happier life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183520 +0000" stop="20260307192003 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Amy must act when she discovers her best mate is harbouring a mean-mouthed, hell-raised demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181245 +0000" stop="20260307191055 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Truth - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A long-awaited autopsy report arrives, but suspicions linger. Today, an unlikely target speaks his mind as experts weigh in on persistent mysteries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191055 +0000" stop="20260307195835 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder on 42nd St. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bright lights, fear city: In Times Square, 1979, police stumble on a fiery "hotel room from hell" housing the bodies of two women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180202 +0000" stop="20260307184548 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moose - S16E03</title>
    <desc>At the heart of the serial killing network is Elias Voit. Dangerous psychopath. Manipulative narcissist. Loving father and husband. In order to find him, the team must find all of his kill kits. But one is missing, and the path leads to a bomb in the middle of Washington, D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184548 +0000" stop="20260307193312 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay-Per-View - S16E04</title>
    <desc>The BAU hunts for the next connection to the serial killer network when they pursue a home invasion team. Alvez and Garcia convince Tyler Green to submit a cognitive interview to unlock his memories of Sicarius.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181133 +0000" stop="20260307183357 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie and Ellie Get Lost - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Eleanor celebrate their 40th anniversary by going on vacation but the plane crashes and Franklin and Eleanor find themselves marooned on an island. Back in New York, Margo and Jay find out about their disappearance and discover they have willed Jay their entire fortune which Jay decides to put to use by cleaning up New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183357 +0000" stop="20260307185619 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dukerella - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alice's sister, Miranda, comes to visit them which Alice is not comfortable with. Miranda must find work in New York so she joins "Mattress in an Hour" delivering mattresses. When everybody attends a party held by Duke, Miranda falls in love with Duke but is shy because of a wrinkle. She runs out on Duke at midnight and Duke must find the woman who fits her slipper. When it turns out to be Doris, Jay must get Duke and Miranda reunited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185619 +0000" stop="20260307191841 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191841 +0000" stop="20260307194148 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox.  Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review.  Does she truly care for him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183424 +0000" stop="20260307191820 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cone of Shame Hall of Fame - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer perform an emergency puppy C-section, aid a dog who was hit by a car, and treat a tiny puppy with a surprising appetite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183130 +0000" stop="20260307192807 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairytale - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After Charles proposes, Diana moves into Buckingham Palace and finds her life filled with princess training, loneliness—and Camilla Parker Bowles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184030 +0000" stop="20260307192120 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>404: Flight Not Found - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When the Cyber team investigates what appears to be a hack into air traffic control’s communication system, a greater threat emerges when a flight vanishes into thin air, drawing the team into the world’s first case of cyber-hijacking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182059 +0000" stop="20260307185100 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Therapists - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185100 +0000" stop="20260307192623 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bat Mitzvah - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192623 +0000" stop="20260307195600 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funkhouser's Crazy Sister - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182050 +0000" stop="20260307184439 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S15E05</title>
    <desc>George spots a knight at a Renaissance fair and finds out what it was like to live a long time ago; eventually, he finds himself wearing a suit of armor, riding a pony and saving his friend to become the hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184439 +0000" stop="20260307190828 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked Out - S15E06</title>
    <desc>George is locked out and needs to learn how keys work in time to rescue his meatballs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190828 +0000" stop="20260307193217 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bark Suit - S15E07</title>
    <desc>George collects bark and discovers a stowaway beetle who needs to be returned, then makes himself a bark suit for the journey using The Man's jacket.</desc>
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    <title>Count on George to Deliver - S15E08</title>
    <desc>While delivering boxes of Sprouts bars in his wagon, George discovers he's missing one.</desc>
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    <title>Krory's New Beginning - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After finishing the mission that General Cross left for them, Allen and Lavi accompany Krory back to Headquarters so he can be inducted as an official exorcist. Krory is inexperienced to the outside world, and is very easily deceived by others. He soon gets hustled in a game of cards by a rag tag group of three men, and Allen proves his cheating skills when he wins everything back. One of the men, Tyki, gives Allen a pack of cards before they leave; but this Tyki is soon revealed to be an ally of the Millennium Earl and a Noah.</desc>
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    <title>The General's Chains - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Having been sent by Komui to deliver a package to General Kevin Yeegar, Allen arrives at Holland, but the general does not show up. Finding out that General Yeegar went to Belgium to investigate a newly-discovered Innocence, Allen heads for Belgium as well. There he meets Yeegar for the first time and discovers what a nice and kind person he truly is.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Millennium Earl makes an announcement that the next chapter in this wonderful story is about to begin as General Yeegar is confronted by Road Kamelot and Tyki Mikk, two of the Noahs, along with a hoard of Akuma. Allen meets Lenalee and the two discuss the kindness of Yeegar, but soon receive a phone call from headquarters telling them to support Yeegar. Yeegar proves himself more then capable of dealing with the Akuma, but falls victim to his own memories of his tragic class. Road sings an eerie song about the Earl's search for the Heart of all Innocence, and when Exorcists finally arrive to where Yeegar is, her song is the only thing he can say. Komui is forced to explain what the 'Heart of all Innocence' is.</desc>
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    <title>Raid - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the preparations are completed, the ship begins to set sail. In the distant horizon, Allen's left eye picks up legions of Akuma, both level 1 and 2, approaching the ship from the horizon. Realizing a massive attack, the exorcists prepare for battle. However, they soon discover that they are not the intended target...! One of the Level 2 Akuma separates Allen from the ship and leads him straight towards the akuma's intended target!</desc>
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    <title>Fallen One - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Recognizing the enormous and uncontrollable white object as fellow exorcist and good friend, Suman Dark, a horrified Lenalee wonders how he became a Togaochi (Fallen). The legions of akuma continue to assault the huge Suman, but fail. Allen and Lenalee desperately try to discover how to stop Suman's Innocence from insanity.</desc>
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    <title>Shooting Pains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news that the Prime Minister is to pay a visit to the area a shooting contest is held to see which of the local platoons will form the  Guard of Honour. Walker gets a crack shot from the theatre touring show (Barbara Windsor) to take part as a member of the platoon but a surprise is in store for everybody.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Kilt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When six members of the Highland Regiment attack the Warmington-on-Sea's HQ, the platoon has to come up with a scheme to capture the attackers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191749 +0000" stop="20260307194807 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Godfrey's Cottage - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When the church bells start to ring, the platoon leaps into action. Jones takes half the platoon to Godfrey's cottage to set up a machine gun post while Wilson, not knowing where Jones has gone, also heads for the cottage where they both mistake each other for the enemy and prepare to attack.</desc>
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    <title>Herman Cain - S17E144</title>
    <desc>The 2012 Republican National Convention finds its theme, Samantha Bee investigates the Republican platform, and Herman Cain identifies differences between him and Mitt Romney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182728 +0000" stop="20260307184858 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Steele - S17E145</title>
    <desc>Paul Ryan addresses the Republican National Convention, John Oliver interprets the Republican theme "We Can Change It," and Michael Steele talks Ron Paul.</desc>
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    <title>GOP Convention 2012: Friday - S17E146</title>
    <desc>Clint Eastwood speaks to an empty chair, Mitt Romney recalls America's idyllic past, and the Best F#@king News Team Ever say goodbye to the Republican National Convention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191359 +0000" stop="20260307193528 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Brokaw - S17E147</title>
    <desc>The Democratic National Convention begins in Charlotte, NC, the Best F#@king News Team Ever updates the Obama campaign's slogan, and Tom Brokaw compares conventions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193528 +0000" stop="20260307195658 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kirsten Gillibrand - S17E148</title>
    <desc>Democratic National Convention speakers praise President Obama, John Oliver shares a personal Obama anecdote, and Kirsten Gillibrand calls for more women in Congress.</desc>
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    <title>Love &amp; Family - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After Pamela proves her loyalty to John Ross, he goes out on a limb to let her in on J.R.’s master plan. But when Christopher’s suspicions about her seem to be right, John Ross begins to question if his trust was misplaced, leading Pamela to show her mettle in game-changing fashion. Meanwhile, Drew confides in Elena about a dark secret that leaves her forced to choose between her family and her love for Christopher. And Bobby continues his fight to keep Ewing Energies out of Cliff Barnes’ hands.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt By Association - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When John Ross and Pamela make a shocking discovery about an enemy’s whereabouts the night J.R. was killed, Bobby is compelled to reveal more of J.R.’s master plan to them and ask for their help in a surprising way. Meanwhile, Christopher heads out to search for his mother, but as an unexpected secret comes to light, a rift drives Christopher and Elena apart. At the same time, Sue Ellen makes an impassioned plea to convince Ken Richards (Lee Majors) to do the right thing, even though it may have dire consequences for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181205 +0000" stop="20260307183721 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being abducted by Mr. Pedro, Hitler is taken captive in the Vatican. A gang of surviving Nazi war criminals have formed a mutiny against Hitler and plan to hijack Catholicism in a bid for world domination. Pierre's faith is put to the test as he fights to save Christmas from the Nazis. Meanwhile Tucker retreats into a fantasy world, Ilsa encounters an old flame and McKenzie investigates Holly's newfound ability.</desc>
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    <title>Super Dead - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hitler comes back from the dead as a zombie, and he's brought a horde of Nazis with him. As he continues his quest for Holly, Ilsa seeks revenge against Khrushchev for throwing her over, and McKenzie must pump or die when Claire's zombie head bites him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190220 +0000" stop="20260307192726 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Fuhrer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 go back to World War II in an attempt to stop Hitler from changing the fabric of time. Ignoring the perils of messing with the space-time continuum, Tucker is dead set on changing the course of history for his own selfish motives while Pierre suffers the consequences. Jackson and Ilsa have a run-in with their past selves and share advice on the future. Meanwhile Hitler is holding Colonel Chestbridge hostage in his mountain lair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192726 +0000" stop="20260307195222 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Hitlerland - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In the final instalment of Danger 5, the team find themselves in an alternate future where Hitler is undisputed ruler of the universe. In Hitlerland everyone speaks German, everyone loves dogs and worst of all, everything is vegetarian! Danger 5 embark on a quest across space dodging Hitler’s deception at every turn. They encounter old friends, new foes and a talking pelican on this epic quest to save the universe.</desc>
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    <title>Don Coyote and...Sancho Penfold - S09E06</title>
    <desc>While on holiday in Spain, Penfold is kidnapped by a mad Coyote who thinks he is Don Quixote. They go tilting at a windmill that happens to contain Baron Greenback's latest device for world domination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182726 +0000" stop="20260307184947 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crumhorn Strikes Back! - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Professor Crumhorn returns and uses his transformation pills to turn himself into a little girl in an attempt to get Danger Mouse to break into Fort Knox.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184947 +0000" stop="20260307191213 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants, Trees and...Whoops-a-Daisy - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Just when Penfold should be meeting his Aunt and the airport, he and Danger Mouse are sent to the Amazon jungle where a tribe have been sacrificing people to The Great Ant God from Ataxia. Penfold is captured, and things look grim, but then Penfold's Aunt arrives from a taxi and tells them all to stop playing silly games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191213 +0000" stop="20260307193440 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Penfold in My Suit - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Penfold puts on Danger Mouse's suit and can't get out. From then on everyone thinks he is Danger Mouse. Later, DM and Penfold go to Bratislavakia to find out why all the countries of Central Europe have swapped places. There they fall fowl of a mystical stone that causes people to swap bodies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193440 +0000" stop="20260307195706 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rhyme and Punishment - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Crumhorn ""Ka-zonks"" DM and Penfold into a hallucinatory world in an attempt to drive them crazy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181137 +0000" stop="20260307183548 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Learns to Ask First - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Daniel takes a spoon away from Margaret, which makes her cry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183548 +0000" stop="20260307185819 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jodi's Mama Travels for Work - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Jodi is sad that Dr. Platypus is going away for 3 days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185819 +0000" stop="20260307192451 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Does Gymnastics - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Daniel is nervous about going to gymnastics</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192451 +0000" stop="20260307195123 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Blueberry Paws - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel Tiger's treat from Prince Tuesday's fruity ice treat cart starts to melt when he becomes distracted by all the other flavors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180401 +0000" stop="20260307182452 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depth Takes a Holiday - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A quasi-fantasy episode in which 2 guys approach Daria dressed as a leprechaun and Cupid. They claim to be the spirits of St. Patrick's and Valentine's Days, and they ask her to help them find Halloween, Christmas and Guy Fawkes Day (a British holiday), who have escaped from Holiday Island. Daria at first doubts them (who wouldn't?) but then becomes convinced after Cupid puts a love spell on Helen and Jake. The 3 runaway holidays, as it turns out, have formed a band with Trent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182452 +0000" stop="20260307184550 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daria Dance Party - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Fashion Club president, Sandi, talks Quinn into organizing the school dance, but Quinn doesn't do a very good job at it, since Sandi turns the entire Fashion Club against her. Quinn unloads the job on Jane, who turns the dance into a tribute to Jackson Pollock that becomes a huge success. At the dance, Quinn gets most of the credit for what Jane did, and Daria and Jane meet 2 guys whom they hit it off with--until the subject of who they're related to comes up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184550 +0000" stop="20260307190649 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Girls - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Val, the editor of a self-titled teen magazine along the lines of "seventeen", comes to Lawndale High to hang out with Daria, after reading Daria's paper that Mr. O'Neill submitted. Val turns out to be an egomaniacal thirty something airhead who's trying way too hard to look and act like a teenager. How long before Daria tells her off?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190649 +0000" stop="20260307192725 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Happened One Nut - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Daria and Quinn get jobs at the mall, neither of which goes over well for them. Daria works at a nut stand, where she gets salary deducted because she doesn't smile; what's worse, her co-worker, Kevin, is completely incompetent. Quinn works at the pet store, where she finds she has to work with "un-cute" animals as well as cute ones, and ends up causing havoc.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192725 +0000" stop="20260307194809 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lane Miserables - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Lane house gets a little too crowded when Jane and Trent's siblings and dad all move back home, at the same time. Unable to handle it, Jane and Trent stay with Daria's house--which puts Daria at a quandary, as she has to deal with her crush.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180302 +0000" stop="20260307181742 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Editor in Chief - S03E10</title>
    <desc>As editor-in-chief of his own small newspaper, Davey lands a big scoop, but he turns it over to the real newspaper's editor-in-chief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181742 +0000" stop="20260307183219 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeep in the Deep - S03E11</title>
    <desc>During a ferry ride, the Hansen family's jeep falls overboard. Davey and his father go diving to see where it landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183219 +0000" stop="20260307184647 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jickets - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After a disagreement with other club members, Davey is thrown out of the Jickets club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184647 +0000" stop="20260307190124 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>To celebrate "Good Neighbor Week" the townspeople give out balloons to the children. Davey misses out on the festivities because he decides to help a small child find her way home instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190124 +0000" stop="20260307191521 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stopped Clock - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Feeling rejected, Davey imagines a world without other people, including Goliath. He quickly decides this world is not for him!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191521 +0000" stop="20260307192926 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Me? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being slothful and lazy, Davey gets a dose of his own medicine. He quickly learns that helping others around the house is a way of showing love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192926 +0000" stop="20260307194314 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If At First You Don't Succeed - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Davey decides to be a champion bowler and Sally a concert pianist; however, they quickly learn that it takes effort to achieve lofty goals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194314 +0000" stop="20260307195710 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finders Keepers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Davey buys Goliath an expensive dog collar for his birthday using ten dollars he found outside a neighbor's house. Davey knows that the money belonged to the old lady and his conscience begins to bother him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181531 +0000" stop="20260307185859 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigarette Burns - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Oliver tells Dawson he's arranged a screening for their movie, which is yet to be finished. Dawson freaks out, but Joey comforts him saying the movie is brilliant. Everybody attends to the screening and solve their conflicts while waiting for it to start. Dawson meets a handful woman, and after exchanging insults she reveals herself to be Amy Lloyd, movie critic for Boston Weekly, whom Oliver secretly invited for the screening. She storms out of the theater, and it's up to Dawson to bring her back. They go out for coffee, have a heart-to-heart talk and even make out! Meanwhile, Joey is scared about her feelings towards Charlie and goes to Jen for advice. Jen says it doesn't matter if the guy is a jerk; at the end of her life there might always be a Clifton Smalls (the new African American boyfriend of Grams). Pacey asks Audrey how many men she's slept with, and she tests him by saying 27, then 57, when it was really only 5. Pacey passes the test and tells Audrey he's in love with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185859 +0000" stop="20260307194212 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Light Years from Home - S05E19</title>
    <desc>It's Spring Break and the gang goes down to Miami to party! But not everything is a reason to celebrate. Audrey and Pacey go through their first relationship test when Audrey's high school boyfriend (and her first true love) shows up with tickets for the M2M concert at an MTV event. She is torn with the memories of the past, and eventually kisses Chris, who confessed to Pacey still being in love with her. Nevertheless, Pacey stays cool about it and asks Audrey to be his official girlfriend after she confesses she loves him not Chris. Meanwhile, Dawson and Oliver hit to road to NY to meet a film agent who's interested on their movie, but never make it there. Dawson starts to tell Oliver his story with Joey and decides to surprise her in Miami, looking to reactivate their romance. But when he gets there, all he finds is a suicidal Jack (who's failing out of school and is suffering with the fact that Tobey's got a new boyfriend) and Pacey, who tells him his story with Joey is over. Charli</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182756 +0000" stop="20260307190654 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, July 3, 2025 - S60E224</title>
    <desc>Sophia asks Melinda for help. Tate reconciles with Holly. Maggie has a testy exchange with Xander. Brady encourages Sarah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190654 +0000" stop="20260307194641 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, July 4, 2025 - S60E225</title>
    <desc>EJ supports Johnny. Abe checks on Chanel. Belle makes a promise to Paulina. Brady and Kristen consult with Marlena. Alex pitches an idea to Stephanie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181720 +0000" stop="20260307185914 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speakeasy Does It - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When the Legends arrive in Chicago, they come across a speakeasy that caters to a diverse crowd, however their presence results in upsetting a mob who in turn burn down the club. Wanting to make things right, Zari demands they help to fix the club by throwing a party, with a special performance by The Bullet Blondes, to help raise money to rebuild it. Coincidentally, Astra, Spooner and Gideon are also in Chicago and feel compelled to help a female musician sever ties to the mob, while also trying to reach the Legends. Meanwhile, Gary points out something that Nate never realized about his relationship track record.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185914 +0000" stop="20260307194100 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Scientist - S07E05</title>
    <desc>After Sara, Ava, Behrad and Gary arrive in New York City, they track down Dr. Gwyn Davies, who isn't the scientist they expected. Astra, Spooner, and Gideon are still trying to stop the Legends from using the time machine, but they run into some more setbacks along the way. Meanwhile, in the pocket dimension Nate and Zari work together on the Hoover situation as well how to make their future together work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183728 +0000" stop="20260307191859 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush of Winter - S18E15</title>
    <desc>New-mother Mandy returns to Sig's wheelhouse but as heavy ice builds on the Northwestern, she reckons with the risks the family is taking. Jake unveils a new super pot to stake his claim in the unforgiving cod derby as winter weather blindsides the fleet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183020 +0000" stop="20260307191157 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is My Family - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Left mysterious Hawaiian fishing charts by his late father, Josh Harris and his business partner Casey McManus set out to uncover what his father was doing on the islands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191157 +0000" stop="20260307200003 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Brother - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Demand for seafood is high, and so is the competition. Needing as much help as possible, Josh Harris reunites with his estranged older brother, Shane, starting a new chapter in his quest for his father's legacy and an unexpected destination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180350 +0000" stop="20260307184858 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SWAT vs. GSG-9 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>An epic match-up featuring SWAT, the elite special forces of U.S. law enforcement, against Germany's GSG-9, the ultra-secretive paramilitary arm of the German Police. Utilizing sniper rifles, shot guns and paralyzing stun tools two of the world's toughest police forces will go head-to-head in an historic, never-before-seen firefight to the death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184858 +0000" stop="20260307193055 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Attila the Hun, the barbarian horseman who terrorized Europe, battles Alexander the Great, history's greatest military tactician.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182838 +0000" stop="20260307192325 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Swearengen's shrewd manipulation of the rumor mill pays off in a Yankton counter-offer that requires only slight amending. Meanwhile, George Hearst's arrival in Deadwood has shaken up the camp's status quo from Wu to Farnum to Wolcott. Tolliver, for his part, seeks to avoid marginalization by offering the tycoon damning nuggets about his engineer's nasty habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181749 +0000" stop="20260307191533 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Call to Honoré - S11E01</title>
    <desc>When a seemingly simple kidnapping ends in murder, Neville and the team must work out what went wrong and how someone ended up dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180734 +0000" stop="20260307183325 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A US Navy officer is assigned to chart the Missouri River, but he runs into some unexpected hostility from a bull-headed army officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183325 +0000" stop="20260307185921 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Lake - S07E18</title>
    <desc>After hard luck miner Stoddard hits town newspaperman Mel Hardin decides to spread a rumor that he hit big. The merchants shower him with goods but when they learn they were fooled they want revenge. But luck is with Stoddard in the end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185921 +0000" stop="20260307192517 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheelbarrow Johnny - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Innocent John Studebaker arrives in Hangtown hoping to make his fortune as a miner. But con men take advantage and leave him broke. His talent for making wheelbarrows gives him enough for a grubstake until fate intervenes and he begins a different future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192517 +0000" stop="20260307195107 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stagecoach Spy - S07E20</title>
    <desc>A woman named Whipple, has a good eye for remembering details and the Sheriff asks her to ride on a stage coach run to help describe the hold-up men who have been robbing the stage coach</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181812 +0000" stop="20260307184208 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spike Davis, Kenny Howell, Tony Roberts, Jerry Brooks (J.B. Smoove) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tony Roberts, J. B. Smoove, Spike Davis, Kenny Howell</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184208 +0000" stop="20260307190333 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James T. Harris (Talent), J'Vonne Pearson, Dartanyan Edmonds - S05E02</title>
    <desc>J'Vonne Pearson, Dartanyan, Talent</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190333 +0000" stop="20260307193021 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anthony Luewellyn (Tony Tone), Lori Rambough (Sommore), Guy Torry (Guy T.), Ruben P. Moncito (Ruben Paul) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Guy T., Ruben Paul, Tone Tone, Sommore</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193021 +0000" stop="20260307195559 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sylvia Cannon (Small Frie), Andrew Fraser, Will E. Perry (Will E.D.J. Robo), Lavelle Crawford - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Andrew Fraser, Lavelle Crawford, Small Frie, Will E. D.J. Robo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183315 +0000" stop="20260307185636 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showtime (2) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Life begins to go on at Degrassi, but should they go through with Talent Night? Snake is beginning to feel better after his discovery of Claude's body. Joey still desperately needs help with science, and Mr. Webster has set him up with a tutor - Caitlin. Joey's apprehensive enough, what with his history with her, but when he gets to her house, he finds that she's still suffering the effects of Claude's suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185636 +0000" stop="20260307192319 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Snake invites Spike to the graduation formal, but then Michelle - who he'd really rather go with - invites him. What's a guy to do? Tessa is becoming bored with Yankou, and wants to dump him, but she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. What's a girl to do? Amy and Alison are desperate for dates to the formal, but only a senior will do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192319 +0000" stop="20260307194635 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Dance - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dwayne must deal with his feelings about being HIV-positive and with the reactions of other students once his secret gets out. Lucy is keen to follow the footsteps of boyfriend Bronco into the school presidency. Joey contemplates asking Caitlin to the semi-formal. Suddenly the year's last dance takes on new significance when the news comes out. It's not just the year's last dance. It's Degrassi's last dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182305 +0000" stop="20260307185003 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Whoopee - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Arthur doesn't like his father's new girlfriend, and him and Yick plot to break them up.  Arthur is frustrated when his attempts don't work, and is shocked to see that his father's girlfriend had spent the night.  At the school open house, Arthur is furious when his father brings his girlfriend.  Arthur feels bad when his father later tells him that he broke up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185003 +0000" stop="20260307191701 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black &amp; White - S03E14</title>
    <desc>BLT invites Michelle to the graduation dance and she accepts.  She introduces him to her parents, who then forbid her to go out with him.  They tell her she is too young to date, but she wonders if they don't want her to date him because he is black.  When she questions her mother about this, her mother says they are just looking out for her.  Michelle decides to go to the dance with BLT anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191701 +0000" stop="20260307194358 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pa-arty! - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Lucy has a party while her parents are out-of-town.  Joey, Snake and Wheels get Clutch to buy a case of beer for them.  They are stopped by the police when they decide to have a drink on their way to Lucy's.  Shane comes out of his coma at the hospital.  When Lucy's parents call from the airport because their flight is cancelled, everyone cleans up and leaves.  Before her parents arrive, Clutch shows up, drunk.  Lucy hurries him out before her parents show up and later breaks up with him because of his drinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180130 +0000" stop="20260307182525 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Hashira Mitsuri Kanroji - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro, Nezuko, and Genya are struggling through an arduous battle against Zohakuten and his five tree dragons. They are forced to fight defensively against the tree dragons using the four emotion demons' powers, and Tanjiro is swallowed by one of them amidst the fight. Just as Tanjiro is close to meeting his demise, Mitsuri arrives in the nick of time and rescues him. And now, Mitsuri faces off against Zohakuten to rescue the captured Nezuko and Genya!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182525 +0000" stop="20260307191724 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Connected Bond: Daybreak and First Light - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro continues the fight against Hantengu. Amidst all his injuries and the Upper Four's skill, will he be able to defeat him? As the battle draws to a close, the Demon Slayer squad must race against time to end the fight before dawn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180343 +0000" stop="20260307182933 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Wonder - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson builds a barbecue in his backyard with help from Dennis' friend, Fred Baines. They then realize something valuable was left inside, and it must be torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182933 +0000" stop="20260307185525 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Soapbox Derby - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Dennis enters a soapbox derby, and Mr. Wilson accidentally ends up being the one driving Dennis' car in the race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185525 +0000" stop="20260307192116 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis and the Camera - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson is supposed to take a picture of a plant that blooms briefly at night, but ends up dozing off when the time comes. Luckily, Dennis takes the picture of the flower for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192116 +0000" stop="20260307194705 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis and the Miracle Plant Food - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Dennis accidentally steps on one of Mr. Wilson's plants. He buys Mr. Wilson a replacement and plants it in his flower bed without Mr. Wilson knowing. When Mr. Wilson sees the plant, which is much larger than the one that was there originally, he is convinced that the new miracle plant food he invented is the cause of the growth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181121 +0000" stop="20260307183449 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Derren uses a voodoo doll to restrict a woman's movements and makes a primary teacher transmit her thoughts to her pupils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183449 +0000" stop="20260307185800 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the name of another bystander's pet after a little instruction from Derren.

Undertaker sorting a pile of photographs. Based on the photographs' subjects, Derren reveals that he had unwittingly sorted them into people that were dead, and those that were alive. Derren decribes the process as having been "out of this world."

Michel Roux, Jr cooks a meal which reminds him of a specific occasion, Derren then describes the scene he has pictured and gives the breeds and names of the two dogs in the memory.

A butcher, baker and candlestick maker arrange furniture in a room and then select a toy each. Derren then shows them a room in a dolls' house laid out in the same way with their three figures holding the chosen toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185800 +0000" stop="20260307192027 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Repeatedly identifying the finger thought of by a member of the public, having the subject tell how many fingers Derren is holding up out of sight.

Predicting words given by a psychologist during a word dissociation game. Final prediction of a free choice word.

Derren stopping woman walking across a room by clenching his fist out of her sight. Woman stopping pedestrian walking past the window by clenching her fist.

Derren correctly predicting 'secret' drawing from a dissociated drawing (like the word dissociation game) drawn by the psychologist.

Derren predicting item to be selected from a supermarket by a supermarket designer with a label on his back. The route around the supermaket had also been predicted on an envelope sent earlier in the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192027 +0000" stop="20260307194349 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Derren uses his fingers to see. He also gives Simon Pegg the present he always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180005 +0000" stop="20260307184129 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brace for Impact - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hannah Wells must stop the conspiracy from carrying out a final attack while President Kirkman authorizes a nationwide manhunt for the mastermind behind it all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184129 +0000" stop="20260307192231 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Year In - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Now, one year into office, Kirkman is a Commander-in-Chief determined to rebuild the Capitol and capture the terrorists behind the catastrophic attack on the United States. When Ukrainian nationalists hijack a Russian Air flight, the president is faced with a hostage situation in which his diplomatic skills are put to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181844 +0000" stop="20260307184245 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatchet Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184245 +0000" stop="20260307190658 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Georgetown Dreaming - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Shirley and Desmond look at the good and bad points of what life would have been like if they had moved back to Guyana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190658 +0000" stop="20260307193111 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demon Barber II (Turbo) - S06E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193111 +0000" stop="20260307195456 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Letters - S06E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182814 +0000" stop="20260307185510 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Andy's been thinking about internet dating for Lance, who's still not over the departure of his ex-wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185510 +0000" stop="20260307192328 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Andy spots something suspicious, and Sophie cracks on with her new friend at the library. The club is visited by the mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192328 +0000" stop="20260307195215 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Russell and Hugh embark on their mission to recover the mayor's chain of office from the car park in Barnfather Woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180038 +0000" stop="20260307182150 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Court - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Robin attempts to get a divorce from Carlos, but he has other ideas. She's also forced to come clean about her past in the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182150 +0000" stop="20260307184301 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birth - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ever wondered what happened the night the twins were born? Here's a taste: Halloween, drunk Nate, unhappy Robin and Gene dressed as Napoleon Dynamite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184301 +0000" stop="20260307190443 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tournament - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At Delilah's taekwondo tournament, Nate has to have a tough conversation with Jared and an even tougher one with Carlos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190443 +0000" stop="20260307192556 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heat - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Parkers settle into a seemingly normal New York City routine, but they're being surveilled by Federal agents who see much more than they intended to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192556 +0000" stop="20260307194707 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Faced with the threat of losing his job, Nate tries to land a new customer and brings the family along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180934 +0000" stop="20260307191236 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Trust Thing - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a personal loss, Candy finds the emotional core of her latest movie. Abby confronts Vincent after she makes an alarming discovery. Paul turns to activism as the AIDS epidemic continues to ravage New York's gay community. Vincent tips off Rudy to Tommy's disloyalty. Lori realizes she's on her own when both Greg and Kiki let her down. Bobby learns why the women who worked for him have abandoned the French Parlor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181959 +0000" stop="20260307191539 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Dexter's situation grows desperate when he discovers that Lumen's been set up. Despite knowing he's being baited into a trap, Dexter risks everything to make sure he doesn't fall into the same mistake again. In the Barrel Girls case, Debra lets her personal feelings lead her instincts once she concludes that vigilantes are more than just a theory. Quinn finds himself in a troublesome situation, which only Dexter can help him out of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180634 +0000" stop="20260307181355 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Dee's Tail - S02E61</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses his science to turn Dee Dee into a horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181355 +0000" stop="20260307182119 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Power Trip - S02E62</title>
    <desc>Dexter overloads the energy of the laboratory, so he makes numerous tries to reload it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182119 +0000" stop="20260307183203 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Mom - S02E63</title>
    <desc>After Dexter did something really bad at school, he gets her mother called, so to not ruin his reputation, he turns Dee Dee into Mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183203 +0000" stop="20260307184354 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing - S02E64</title>
    <desc>After Dexter gets bitten by a clown, he turns into one every night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184354 +0000" stop="20260307185130 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter's Lab: A Story - S02E65</title>
    <desc>On his way home, Dexter gets followed by a labrador, when he teaches him to speak, the dog becomes even more annoying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185130 +0000" stop="20260307185854 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coupon For Craziness - S02E66</title>
    <desc>A confusion at the supermarket makes Dexter go home with a different, yet extremely scientific, family; but who is home with his real family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185854 +0000" stop="20260307190621 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Off Wet - S02E67</title>
    <desc>Dexter is afraid of taking a dive at the pool because Dad always pushes him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190621 +0000" stop="20260307191343 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Critical Gas - S02E68</title>
    <desc>After Dexter eats a giant burrito he believes he's going to die, so he makes a list of everything he must do before that time comes. (Including, make Mom and Dad happy, do dishes, free Robots, make World Peace, end World's hunger, learn to dance, make Dee Dee happy, shut down the Main System... and tell Mom and Dad about the secret laboratory).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191343 +0000" stop="20260307192106 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Save the World You Jerk! - S02E69</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Mandark must team up in order to save the Earth from a meteor rain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192106 +0000" stop="20260307192834 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Average Joe - S02E70</title>
    <desc>After an I.Q. test defines Dexter as "average", he decides to live an average life hanging out with an average boy of last name Smith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192834 +0000" stop="20260307193556 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rushmore Rumble - S02E71</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Mandark mechanize the giant figures of Lincoln and Washington from the Mount Rushmore statues and wreak havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193556 +0000" stop="20260307194318 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy and His Bug - S02E72</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates a small bug that eats all the scrap metal caused by Dee Dee's destruction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194318 +0000" stop="20260307195043 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Vegetabelieve It! - S02E73</title>
    <desc>Dexter's untested formula causes all plants in the garden to become dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181648 +0000" stop="20260307184206 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally and the Lab Technician - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Laura set up her quiet cousin Thomas with Sally, but when Sally arrives Thomas doesn't get to say much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184206 +0000" stop="20260307190740 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington vs. the Bunny - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rob must decide whether to see his son's play or go out of town for his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190740 +0000" stop="20260307193240 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rob and Laura Recall how they met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193240 +0000" stop="20260307195814 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo. - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Harrison B. Harding shows up, claiming to be an old friend of Rob's, and seems to know everything about Rob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180440 +0000" stop="20260307181941 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hart Broken - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart is sick and tired of the green screens and CGI movie magic, he wants action and he's hellbent on proving that he's ready to be a bona-fide action star; Kevin comes up with a cinéma vérité action film for his breakout role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181941 +0000" stop="20260307183142 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183142 +0000" stop="20260307184312 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184312 +0000" stop="20260307185427 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185427 +0000" stop="20260307190507 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190507 +0000" stop="20260307191431 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191431 +0000" stop="20260307192356 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192356 +0000" stop="20260307193752 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193752 +0000" stop="20260307195541 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180718 +0000" stop="20260307183032 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hat Makes the Man - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Walter and Jaleesa celebrate the anniversary of their first date, but are distracted by conflicts over dorm discipline. Walter allows a shy male student to let his girlfriend stay overnight before she ships out with the Navy. When Jaleesa disagrees and recommends that Quincy be punished, Walter pulls rank on her. They argue during their anniversary dinner, and she winds up storming out of the restaurant. The girls accuse Walter of a double standard; they refuse to vacate Quincy's room until Walter either punishes him or agrees to let them have guys stay over. Whitley demands only the return of her high-powered hair dryer, which has been blamed for many power outages. Walter orders Quincy to appear before the dorm council, and establishes measures to prevent further instances of sexism. Dwayne and Freddie take procrastination to a new level while collaborating on a research paper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183032 +0000" stop="20260307185346 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Have and Have Not - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Walter convinces many of the students to volunteer at a community center. Whitley teaches ballet to the children and becomes friends with a young boy named Dion, who claims to be dirt poor. Whitley's wallet is stolen, and she is stunned to learn that Dion was the culprit. He exaggerated the extent of his poverty and took advantage of Whitley's kindness. Whitley does not want to return to the center, but Walter insists that the kids need a positive influence if they are to escape from the streets. Whitley continues with her teaching, and refuses to give up on Dion. Walter's duties keep him away from his bowling team, so Col. Taylor agrees to step in. When he turns out to be terrible, Mr. Gaines and the other team members try to find a way to oust him.</desc>
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    <title>Forever Hold Your Peace - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dwayne drives Whitley to New York for her father's wedding. He drops in on the Huxtables, hoping to rekindle his relationship with Denise and convince her to return to Hillman. Denise sends him reeling with the news that she married a Naval lieutenant during a sojourn to Africa, and is the stepmother of a three-year-old girl. Whitley becomes depressed about her father's marriage. She believes that he will forget her as he starts a family with his new wife. Dwayne and Whitley compare notes about their personal crises. They get caught in a blizzard, and Whitley's car suffers a flat tire. She and Dwayne huddle in the back seat and continue to comfort each other. They begin kissing, but are jarred back to reality by the tow truck's arrival.</desc>
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    <title>Delusions of Daddyhood - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ron takes a liking to his study partner, Elizabeth; and is surprised to learn that she has a 13-month-old son. He is unsure about getting involved, but quickly bonds with the child. Believing that the boy needs a positive male role model, Ron tries a little too hard to step in and become a father figure. Dwayne arranges a performance by his old friends Heavy D &amp; the Boyz for a charity concert. Whitley, who had hoped to bring in an opera company, organizes an anti-rap protest. She makes a fool of herself by espousing her views to Heavy D, unaware of his identity. Heavy eventually wins Whitley over, and the gang joins him onstage to dance during the show.</desc>
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    <title>Birds and Bees - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Willis' fishy version of the facts of life leaves Arnold with misconceptions and Mr. Drummond on tender hooks. Arnold repeats his "knowledge" to a neighbor's daughter, but the girl's mother is not amused.</desc>
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    <title>Arnold's Hero (a.k.a.) The Hero - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Arnold's wildest dream is realized when he comes face-to-knee with "The Champ" -- special guest star Muhammad Ali. When the meeting arranged by Mr. Drummond between Arnold and his idol, Muhammad Ali, falls through, Kimberly and Willis concoct a wild scheme to insure that Arnold's dream will come true.</desc>
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    <title>The Adoption (1) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Drummond family celebrates the day Arnold and Willis are supposed to be officially adopted until the visit of a "relative" leaves their plans in jeopardy. Whitman Mayo guest stars as Jethro Simpson, who sees his way to go from junk to jewels in a last will and testament leaving a fortune to Willis and Arnold.</desc>
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    <title>The Adoption (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It appears that Mr. Drummond's attempts to adopt Arnold and Willis will be aborted by a conniving junk dealer until the boys take matters into their own hands. Whitman Mayo guest stars as "long-lost relative" Jethro Simpson who has arrived with a letter supposedly written by the boys' father, leaving Arnold and Willis in his custody.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Woods - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Baby's constant whining gets to be too much for the Sinclair household to put up with, Earl decides it's time to continue a male dinosaur tradition. The father takes the infant son out into the woods, and sets him on a flat stone, and leaves him, then the baby is to learn to do for himself and make his way back home. Unfortunately after Earl, with the help of Robbie and Roy, put Baby on the stone and leave, they end up in a tar pit, which leaves them sinking helplessly while the baby is clueless as to what to do. Finding an elderly dinosaur who is seeking his now grown son he left in the woods, the Baby comes to the rescue just as the boys are about to completely sink in the tar. They find out the elder is searching for his son ""Roy"" who never made it home. Roy says that his father left him out there and he never found him, so he sees this as a sign to help the man find his son. As they leave, Robbie asks Earl, ""Do you think they'll figure it out?"" to which he responds, ""figure wh</desc>
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    <title>Georgie Must Die - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After weeks and weeks of Georgie, Georgie, GEORGIE!  Earl snaps and destroys one of Baby's tapes.  To make up for it, Earl promises to get the Baby a Georgie hug.  When Earl inadvertently realizes he sounds like Georgie, he makes a costume and pretends to be Georgie for the Baby... and ends up in jail?!</desc>
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    <title>The Mighty Megalosaurus - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In this first episode of the series, Earl Sinclair talks to his born son about how his life was before he was born. he talks to him about the stress between his family and how his wife Fran Sinclair had been dealing with a lot of troubles and situations over the past. Earl also talks about how he wanted his boss B.P. Richfield to give him a first raise.</desc>
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    <title>The Mating Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fran feels very depressed after staying up all night trying to keep Baby from being awake and trying to go to sleep. That morning Baby went to sleep and Fran was outraged and upset that she did not get enough sleep. Earl and Roy later tries to find out what's wrong with Fran's life and they believe that if she wasen't with the children she would have a perfect life. Later, Farn goes to her mothers to spend some time with her, while Earl tries to make dinner. Fran later comes home to tell Earl that there is defidently something wrong in her life. When Earl watches TV, he thinks that the only way to cheer Fran up again is the mating dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183339 +0000" stop="20260307191723 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Micro-Algae Man - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mike begins by traveling to Palo Alto, CA to learn how to be a pet groomer, from cutting hair to giving baths.  Mike then goes to Hawaii to turn happy green algae into unhappy red algae to be used as antioxidant gelcaps for human consumption. Finally, Mike goes to Missouri to learn how to be a charcoal factory worker. Mike ends the day with a barbeque and introduces us to the crew that help make the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180313 +0000" stop="20260307184721 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to It Than Fun - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dan gaslights Betty until the truth comes out and she sees her life has been a sham for years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184721 +0000" stop="20260307193123 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scream Therapy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fighting her new reality, Betty goes on the offense, hurting everyone—but most of all, herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183656 +0000" stop="20260307191914 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in the Ozarks - S11E10</title>
    <desc>On May 19th 2022, Christopher Hoye suddenly leaves his Ozarks homestead; after several hours, Christopher's wife recovers his truck next to a dangerous river but Christopher is gone; as weeks go by, there are more questions than answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180031 +0000" stop="20260307184623 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Mouths of Babes - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Louisa has problems at school with Toby, Angela Sim's Nephew. Meanwhile, Al has a 'Large Whiskey' order and has to ask Bert for some help, and Mrs Tishell seems to be having a delayed onset of mourning. Elsewhere, Martin and Louisa decide to try Mel's suggestions of using amber beads to help James while he is teething.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184623 +0000" stop="20260307193226 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Hero - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Penhale decides to have a Police Open day to raise community awareness, but the only genuine visitor is an angry farmer who has had three of her sheep stolen. Meanwhile, Morwenna decides to take Al away for the weekend to try out Hannah's new glamping site, but the trip does not go well as Al accidently burns down the yurt. Elsewhere, James has started biting not only Louisa but other children at the nursery. Louisa speaks to Tina about it, but is surprised to find out Tina has spoken to their lecturer about it too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181221 +0000" stop="20260307183836 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great McStuffins Meltdown (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Doc approves an upgrade to the hospital, she has no idea that the electricity the new machines use will melt the snow in the Toyarctic and endanger her Arctic friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183836 +0000" stop="20260307190057 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great McStuffins Meltdown (2) - S05E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260307190057 +0000" stop="20260307192500 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Hard Doc Life - S05E16</title>
    <desc>After making a big mistake at the McStuffinsville Toy Hospital, Doc begins to wonder if her patients would have been better off if she hadn't been there at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192500 +0000" stop="20260307194948 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doc discovers that Donny's toy knight, Sir Kirby, is dirty.
Song: Ba-Ba Bubbles!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182113 +0000" stop="20260307184456 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ark: The Bomb (4) - S03E29</title>
    <desc>The Monoids abandon the Ark, leaving Steven and the Guardians to die, but a mutiny in their ranks may give the Doctor a chance to bring about peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184456 +0000" stop="20260307190943 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Celestial Toymaker: The Celestial Toyroom (1) - S03E30</title>
    <desc>The Doctor, Steven and Dodo arrive in the realms of the Celestial Toymaker, who forces them to play his deadly games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190943 +0000" stop="20260307193448 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Celestial Toymaker: The Hall of Dolls (2) - S03E31</title>
    <desc>While the Doctor continues to play the Trilogic Game with the Toymaker, Steven and Dodo are involved in a deadly game of musical chairs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193448 +0000" stop="20260307195905 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Celestial Toymaker: The Dancing Floor (3) - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Steven and Dodo are forced to cross the dancing floor, where the Toymaker's dolls plan to force them to dance for eternity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180301 +0000" stop="20260307184419 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lodger - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Introducing Craig Owens! The Doctor must solve the mystery of a staircase that people go up but never go down...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184419 +0000" stop="20260307193303 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pandorica Opens (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Doctor confronts an army of old enemies, and Amy battles a Cyberman. And then the Pandorica opens...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180531 +0000" stop="20260307182645 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons and Daughters - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dog and his team track Virginia Tello. An anonymous tip tells them that a pick-up truck will be going to Virginia's house, so the team tails the truck in true private-eye fashion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182645 +0000" stop="20260307184831 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweep - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dog decides to sweep Hawaii clean by picking up as many fugitives as he can in two days. Raymond is wanted on drug charges, Mauro is wanted for soliciations, and Siamau is tricked into flying back from Los Angeles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184831 +0000" stop="20260307190945 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stress Management - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dog is after a fugitive named Tracey. She lives at a homeless shelter, but the shelter's staff is hiding her. The two sides get into an angry confrontation, and Dog is forced to temporarily back off. Meanwhile, the team is lead to another fugitive, Daniel, thanks to an informant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190945 +0000" stop="20260307193058 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke... - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dog hunts down Robert, a low-level drug dealer who rips people off by selling them hedge clippings as marijuana. Meanwhile, Beth chews out Justin when she discovers his cigarette has burned a hole in the dash of her truck, and she and Dog confront him about his smoking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193058 +0000" stop="20260307195209 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chances - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dog captures Paul, an methamphetamine addict, but steers him to a rehab program instead of jail. Meanwhile, one of the family's puppies is taken to a vet, having been attacked by their other dogs, and its chances of recovery seem grim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180441 +0000" stop="20260307184830 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets a Frenchie who has lost the use of his back legs, but gained a tendency for barking at passers-by when he's in his buggy. The trainer also revisits Labrador Prince, who overcame his fetish for hair scrunchies but now seems to be bolting for something different, and Sprocker Brodie, who has developed a new problem for Graeme to solve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184830 +0000" stop="20260307193201 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 15 - S06E15</title>
    <desc>In a rehomed and rescue dog special, Graeme meets an ex-racing greyhound struggling to cope with shiny floors. He revisits Romanian rescue Betty to see if her relationship with owner Nick has improved, and heads back to see rehomed Newfoundlands Simon and Panda to discover if his plan to quell the rowdy pair has worked long-term.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180733 +0000" stop="20260307183115 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Enemies - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy find out Cranky and K. Rool used to be friends. So they plan to get them back together, and seem to succeed, but K. Rool is just acting the part (to show-up Cranky in a competition).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183115 +0000" stop="20260307185458 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Wonderful Life - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After some mishaps (that get everyone angry at him), Donkey Kong feels Kongo Bongo would be better without him. As he's about to leave he hits a tree branch, getting knocked out, and has a dream of what Kongo Bongo might be like without him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185458 +0000" stop="20260307191840 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Kidding - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It's ""All Fools Day"" on Kong Bongo, and Cranky is playing pranks on Donkey Kong, Diddy and Candy. So they conspire to pull a big trick on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191840 +0000" stop="20260307194222 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Spy With My Hairy Eye - S01E01</title>
    <desc>King K. Rool uses a robot double of Candy (the Candy Clone) to try to steal the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180203 +0000" stop="20260307182342 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The D... - S02E15</title>
    <desc>June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. Meanwhile, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182342 +0000" stop="20260307184521 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Year Bitch... - S02E16</title>
    <desc>James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Meanwhile, Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184521 +0000" stop="20260307190649 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Using People... - S02E17</title>
    <desc>June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190649 +0000" stop="20260307192820 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocupado... - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192820 +0000" stop="20260307194958 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Bitch... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182239 +0000" stop="20260307191605 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Done Patrol - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After returning to Cloverton, the Doom Patrol gather for a final mission -- one that proves to be unlike any they've had before.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184059 +0000" stop="20260307190459 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots' Cuddly Dinosaur - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It is almost bedtime, Dora and Boots are having a sleep-over. Dora says she always sleeps with her Teddy Bear "Osito", and Boots with his Cuddly Dinosaur that he had since he was a baby. Boots discovers that his Cuddly Dinosaur is missing, Dora thought that Boots must have lost his Cuddly Dinosaur at Play Park earlier today. Dora and Boots needs to get back Boots' Cuddly Dinosaur before it gets dark, by going though the Animal Center, passed Benny's Barn and to Play Park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190459 +0000" stop="20260307192900 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Day - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots spend time thinking about they want to be when they grow up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192900 +0000" stop="20260307195301 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louder! - S03E21</title>
    <desc>One early morning, Dora and Boots noticed that the sun still is not up yet. In order to wake up the sun, they need Red Rooster to wake up the sun by crowing (cock-a-doodle-do) which he does every morning. Dora and Boots helps Red Rooster to wake up the sun and everyone else by going through The Noisy River, over The Troll Bridge and to The Highest Hill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181440 +0000" stop="20260307183547 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twos (John &amp; Nikki) vs. Hurricanes (John &amp; Kelly) - S02E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260307183547 +0000" stop="20260307185711 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260307185711 +0000" stop="20260307191847 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260307191847 +0000" stop="20260307194015 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans (Tanya &amp; Mike) vs. No-Names (Todd &amp; Mattie) - S02E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260307181446 +0000" stop="20260307183732 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Dougapalooza - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Connie Benge becomes obsessed with winning a local radio-station contest to become a rock 'n' roll star. She brings Doug into it, and is so obsessed she thinks about quitting school just like Flounder from The Beets did. Soon she realizes Flounder may have not done the right thing. Meanwhile, Al, Moo and Skeeter try to contact the monster of the lake by creating a monster calling machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183732 +0000" stop="20260307190015 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Gets It All - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Doug worries he is only average, he decides that to make his level of importance higher he should be a collector of unusal and (hopefully) valuable items. So he goes to a flea market with a valuable collecters item book looking for rubber tub stoppers and bowls, but someone has already gotten to them. Meanwhile, Roger gets on Mr. Bone's good side to get himself out of detention and Skeeter asks the A.V. Nerds to help him find the Lucy Duck Monster using A.V. equipment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190015 +0000" stop="20260307192305 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Thanksgiving - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Bill Bluff's public relations firm decides that Bill should have Thanksgiving Day dinner with an average Bluffington family to increase his popularity. Doug's family is choosen and turns their simple Thanksgiving plans upside down. They won't let Patti join their dinner and Judy doesn't like what Bill is doing in preparation for the big dinner. So Doug sets out to make everyone happy for Thanksgiving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192305 +0000" stop="20260307194554 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Midnight Kiss - S07E01</title>
    <desc>One of Doug's New Years resolution is to tell Patti how he feels about her. But when Doug realizes he hasn't done that yet, he decides that giving her a kiss at Beebe's New Years Eve party will do it. So Doug rents movies and uses balloons for practice. At the party, midnight is approaching and Doug finds out that Patti left Beebe's party to go to other parties with Guy. It looks like Guy had the same plans for Patti as Doug did. Meanwhile, Roger tries to break his own record of how many girls to kiss at midnight and Judy hates all the New Years celebration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184642 +0000" stop="20260307193620 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The house is made open to the public to raise money for the hospital, an act that divides opinions among the family and the servants. Tensions between Violet and Cora come to a head as a decision is made about the hospital takeover, Mr Dawes has a proposition for Molesley, and Baxter is thrown into turmoil by an unexpected letter. Carson is not happy with Thomas, while Mary and Edith hope to overcome their past and find new happiness with the men in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180033 +0000" stop="20260307184450 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sioux Journey - S02E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307184450 +0000" stop="20260307192908 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turning Point - S02E11</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307180811 +0000" stop="20260307182957 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Man - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Katz seems to be losing energy and is sleeping later in the morning. He wonders if he's feverish, but in fact, he feels a little cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182957 +0000" stop="20260307185147 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fanny Pack - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a fanny pack to hold his cell phone, beeper, electronic organizer, and various other technological gadgets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185147 +0000" stop="20260307191327 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metaphors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Katz brings up the job issue with Ben, and a series of metaphors ensues.</desc>
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    <title>Movies - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Katz and Ben try to decide on a movie. Katz wants to see ""Love Strings"" (a chick flick), while Ben wants to see ""Fire Power.</desc>
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    <title>Ticket - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a ticket for running a stop sign, despite his efforts to lighten up the cop (""That is a great color for you""). Ben asks, ""Why didn't you play with his mind?"" and suggests they contest the ticket.</desc>
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    <title>Scared Cyst-less - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A young woman, Taylore, has unsightly elf-like bumps on her ears; Jose never goes out because of the baseball-sized lump on his head; and Ken is covered in painful bumps that make it difficult to do everyday things.</desc>
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    <title>A Lipoma Is Born - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bob has two painful bumps on his back; Art has one big bump on his head that he covers up with hats; Barbara's back lump became more noticeable after she lost 131 pounds; and Hilda's depression is a result of the multitude of bumps on her eyelids.</desc>
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    <title>Yamcha vs. Tien - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The excitement grows as everyone eggs on the Grand Finals. Goku remains calm while others are more nervous. Tien shows up and insults Yamcha as usual. Then, Chiaotzu comes along and Krillin gives him a piece of his mind. ""Are you going to say something or what?""(Honestly, I understand. Chaiotzu never says a word!)""Baldy!"" replies Chiaotzu. WHAAAAAAT?!, the insulted Krillin yells. ""It's not exactly like you have a lion's maine under there, cueball!""(If anyone watched this ep. closely enough I may have words slighty off. So, if you can, send me the exact quotes in the viewer's comments. thanks)Not exactly, says Chiaotzu. He removes his hat only to reveal.......there's only ONE SQUIGGLY HAIR under there!!! Tien shelters Chiaotzu as if he were his older brother telling him to put his hat back on before he catches a cold. Like Tien actually has a sensitive side to him!
Outside, Oolong and Puar go off in search of Master Roshi. Puar checks the crowd and Oolong checks all the bathrooms. Oolon</desc>
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    <title>Yamcha's Big Break - S04E20</title>
    <desc>As the World Martial Arts Tournament continues, the first match in the Quarter-Finals is well underway, with Yamcha challenging Tien Shinhan. With these two warriors locked in combat, one thing is certain: sparks will fly!</desc>
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    <title>Full-Moon Vengeance - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The second match has begun, with Jackie Chun versus Man Wolf. While Jackie Chun wants to advance to the semi finals, Man Wolf is more interested in something else. He reveals Jackie is to blame for his current state and he has been training for three years to exact his revenge. Can Jackie come out of this fight in one piece and be of some help to Man Wolf at the same time?</desc>
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    <title>The Dodon Wave! - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The next match is underway, with Krillin and Chiaotzu proving to be evenly matched. But when Chiaotzu unleashes a new technique, the Dodan Wave, it could spell trouble for Krillin.</desc>
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    <title>Son Goku at Full Power! The Terrified Ginyu has Something Up His Sleeve!! - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Goku powers up to his maximum level - which is far greater than that of even Captain Ginyu! Yet, for some strange reason, Goku's current enemy doesn't seem too worried. After the Eldest Namek gives Dende a mysterious new power and sends him off to meet the Earthlings, Nail begins battling Frieza. While Frieza is clearly the stronger of the two, he is surprised at Nail's ability to regenerate lost limbs. Gohan and Krillin rescue Bulma from a dinosaur attack, and take the Dragon Radar to find where Frieza took the Dragon Balls to. As the episode ends, Ginyu makes the strange move of wounding himself, and firing a strange beam at Goku.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184126 +0000" stop="20260307190429 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! Goku is Ginyu and Ginyu is Goku!? - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Having switched bodies with Goku, Ginyu races back to the dragon balls' location alongside Jeice only to cross paths with Vegeta, Kuririn and Gohan. As the three prepare for another fight, the injured Goku does his best to reach their location to get his body back.</desc>
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    <title>A Great Turnabout for Goku!? Super Shenlong, Come Out Right Now! - S01E35</title>
    <desc>After killing Jeice, Vegeta sets his sights on Ginyu (still in Goku's body.) Vegeta effortlessly pummels Ginyu, and an attempt by Ginyu to get Vegeta's body is thwarted by Goku who intervenes - ending up back in his own (wounded) body, and Ginyu going back to the body he had before - which he had deliberately wounded. Vegeta begins thrashing Ginyu in his native body, and once again quick thinking on Goku's part prevents Vegeta from being swapped with Ginyu's body - Goku throws a Namekian frog in the path of the beam, trapping Ginyu in the frog's body. Vegeta places Goku in a rejuvenation chamber inside Frieza's spaceship and gives armor to Krillin and Gohan - knowing an inevitable battle against Frieza is in their future. Vegeta begins sleeping to regain strength he lost while fighting Ginyu. Meanwhile, Nail continues to fight Frieza and does no damage to the tyrant. Once beaten and fallen, Nail reveals the truth - the fight was just a diversion to get the password to use the Dragon Balls to the Earthlings! Frieza begins charging back towards his spaceship, noticing his scouter no longer shows the power levels for the Ginyu Force. Krillin, Gohan, and Dende take the Dragon Balls, and Dende uses the password to summmon Porunga, the Namekian Dragon Balls' equivalent of Shenron.</desc>
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    <title>Enraged Freeza Draws Near! Porunga... Please Grant Our Wish! - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Porunga, the Namekian Eternal Dragon, is summoned. However Krillin, Gohan and Dende are met with some bad news when they discover that only one dead friend can be resurrected per wish! Piccolo communicates with the Earthlings, telling them to revive him and wish him to the Planet Namek. Dende speaks the first wish and Piccolo's halo disappears - and Kami is resurrected on Earth, much to Mr. Popo's joy. The second wish is made, however, Piccolo is nowhere in sight. Dende tells them that they wished him to the Planet Namek and not their specific location, however - so the third wish can be used to transport him to that particular spot. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worst. Vegeta is awakened by sensing the approaching Frieza's power, and quickly awakens and rushes to where the Earthlings are making their wishes. He threatens them for stealing his chance at immortality, though they accidentally reveal that there is one more wish left - which he would be able to use to get immortality. He tells Dende to make him immortal, and with Frieza fast approaching, Krillin reluctantly tells Dende to wish Vegeta immortal - stating that, if nothing else, he is at least better than Frieza. Before he can deliver the wish, however, the Eldest Namek dies, causing the Dragon Balls to stop working. Vegeta is outraged at the Earthlings since his chance for immortality has one again been foiled. His anger at the Earthlings doesn't last, however, since Frieza arrives at the battlefield at that very moment. The tyrant begins charging up, terrifying everyone but Vegeta who seems strangely calm. The entire planet begins to shake violently as Frieza summons his power - as Goku remains in the rejuvenation chamber, slowly still recovering from the injuries his body had taken during the earlier Ginyu conflict.</desc>
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    <title>A Storm-and-Stress Assault! Gohan's Last Stand! - S05E48</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta continue fighting Jiren, Frieza breaks off his fight with Dyspo long enough to offer his services to the Eleventh Universe in return that they resurrect him with the Super Dragon Balls. When Dyspo refuses the offer, Frieza powers up to his Golden form and gains the advantage in the fight. Dyspo reveals his own ultimate technique known as the Super Maximum Light Speed Mode, which increases his power and speed even further, overwhelming Frieza enough that Gohan comes to his aid. Gohan and Frieza take on Dyspo as a team, but they have little success. Gohan develops a strategy that has Frieza use his energy to form a cage around Dyspo, which prevents him from using his high-speed attacks and allows Gohan to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183212 +0000" stop="20260307185504 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Commanding Presence! The Advent of Top the Destroyer! - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta continue their battle with Jiren, while Android 17 manages to defeat Top with Frieza's help. But Top gets back up and powers up while exhibits the same type of energy a Destroyer possesses, Belmod revealing that Top is a candidate to succeed him as the next destroyer of the Eleventh Universe. Top unleashes his new power, which damages the fighting stage and breaks a large portion of it. Android 17 and Frieza attack Top repeatedly, but are outmatched while managing to keep themselves from being eliminated, though Top knocks out Frieza before engaging in another beam clash with Android 17.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185504 +0000" stop="20260307191756 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Sacrifice Strike! - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Top easily overpowers Android 17's blast. Android 17 is able to evade him for a while by using the broken fighting stage to his advantage, but Top effortlessly withstands Android 17's attacks. Top prepares to eliminate Android 17 with a giant energy blast, but Frieza rejoins the battle and deflects Top's attack. Frieza uses his own energy attack to immobilize Top, which allows him and Android 17 to land numerous attacks, but none of them have any effect. Top is about to eliminate them both, when he is interrupted by Goku and Vegeta, who are still fighting Jiren. Frieza and Android 17 are hit by one of Jiren's attacks, which gives Top the opportunity to attack Vegeta instead. Top overwhelms Vegeta with his new power and states that he has cast aside everything else in order to become strong enough to win the Tournament of Power. However, Vegeta is inspired by his family, his promise to Cabba, and his Saiyan pride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191756 +0000" stop="20260307194049 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Approaching Wall! A Hopeful Final Barrier! - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Jiren powers up to his maximum. Goku, Vegeta, and Android 17 all attack him simultaneously, but he easily overpowers them. However, Android 17 manages to land a sneak attack and hurts Jiren. Jiren defeats Goku and Vegeta, while Frieza rejoins the fight and tries to kill Jiren in his golden form. However, Frieza is easily defeated as well and knocked out once again. Android 17 asks Jiren what his wish on the Super Dragon Balls would be. Belmod explains that Jiren's endless pursuit of strength was inspired when his parents, most of his comrades, and mentor were killed by a powerful villain. However, his abandonment by his surviving friends turned Jiren into a loner who distrusted friendship. Jiren now focuses solely on increasing his own strength. This allows Android 17 to figure out Jiren's wish, which is to resurrect his former master. Android 17 admires Jiren's human qualities, but he accuses Jiren of using the rest of his universe's team for his own ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182106 +0000" stop="20260307184520 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plight of the Children - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After surviving a rough night on a stormy sea, Gohan washes up onshore and is nursed back to health by two orphans named Rom and Chiko. It turns out that they are part of a larger gang of orphans who live on their own and are constantly on the run from meddling adults. Pigero, the orphans' leader, hatches a plan to take the orphaned children to a safer hiding place but when the police show up everything goes wrong!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184520 +0000" stop="20260307190933 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pendulum Room Peril - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Mr. Popo leads Earth's top warriors to Kami's Pendulum Room where the past, present and future exist at the same time. After an eventful trip back in time they all realize they have to train a lot harder if they are going to stand a chance against the two Saiyans who are speeding ever closer to Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190933 +0000" stop="20260307193347 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of Snake Way - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gohan continues his martial arts training under the watchful eye of Piccolo, but a strange transformation takes him over. A full moon causes the young Saiyan to rampage out of control! Meanwhile Goku finally makes it to the end of Snake Way and mistakes a friendly ape named Bubbles for the mythical King Kai. With two of our heroes going bananas it looks like the two sinister Saiyans will have an easy time invading Earth!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193347 +0000" stop="20260307195800 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defying Gravity - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gohan's training with Piccolo continues to intensify, but it's Goku who faces the biggest challenge. Goku begins his training, but it is unlike anything he's ever experienced before. The intense gravity of King Kai's planet makes training difficult, but when he learns that the Saiyans are used to extreme fighting conditions, Goku is inspired to give it his all. But will it be enough?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181042 +0000" stop="20260307183422 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Panthatar - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The most popular kid in school is throwing what may be the greatest sixteenth party ever, but Drake and Josh may be having cake for two after they get banned from the party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183422 +0000" stop="20260307192135 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really Big Shrimp (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Drake gets a music deal to perform a song for a commercial, but Josh manages to screw it up by signing over creative control. Meanwhile, Helen, without warning, names Mindy assistant manager as she prepares for her wedding, upsetting Josh, who has wanted the job for a long time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192135 +0000" stop="20260307194504 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Drake wins a free skydive off a helicopter and sets off to do it despite his parents' wishes. Josh, being the good brother he is, tries to stop him, but ends up going along for the ride. This fun time in the sky becomes a true downer when they accidentally lose their pilot and things start spinning out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181624 +0000" stop="20260307185937 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>John Luke Gets Hitched - S08E09</title>
    <desc>In this very special wedding episode, John Luke Robertson is getting married to his fiancée Mary Kate, and our cameras are with him every step of the way. From wedding planning and dress shopping, to the rehearsal dinner and the big wedding day, it's a joyous time for the Robertson family as guests from all over the world come to bear witness on this momentous occasion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185937 +0000" stop="20260307192054 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inlawful Entry - S09E01</title>
    <desc>When Missy's parents visit, her father convinces Jase to take him on a quail hunt. But while their “bonding hunt” yields very few quail, it does bring them closer together as friends. Meanwhile, Willie helps John Luke start his own snow cone business, but in order to make a profit, they'll have to overcome some growing pains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192054 +0000" stop="20260307194211 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock and Key - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Si recruits his nephews to help him transport a storage container to his backyard, but things take a turn when Jep becomes locked inside the box. Meanwhile, Jase helps Mia prepare for her cheerleading competition, but the only problem is he has no idea what he's doing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181422 +0000" stop="20260307183711 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Duck - S01E46</title>
    <desc>After being fired by Scrooge, Launchpad enters the space program, and accidentally gets sent to Mars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183711 +0000" stop="20260307190000 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scroogerello - S01E47</title>
    <desc>While experiencing a fever, Scrooge has an extended dream sequence parodying the fairy tale of Cinderella, with himself in the titular role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190000 +0000" stop="20260307192247 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double-O-Duck - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Launchpad finds himself masquerading as Bruno Von Beak, an agent for the Foreign Organization of World Larceny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192247 +0000" stop="20260307194532 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck o' the Ducks - S01E49</title>
    <desc>After finding a leprechaun, Scrooge is led to Ireland, where he believes that he'll find a vast fortune of gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180549 +0000" stop="20260307185509 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enos Strate to the Top - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After taking a snapshot of Uncle Jesse in Atlanta, she got two bank robbers in the shot who kidnap her in exchange for the photographs. Meanwhile, Enos - against Rosco's orders - helps the Dukes rescue Daisy and eventually, he is offered a job with the Los Angeles Police that he has always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185509 +0000" stop="20260307194352 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hazzardville Horror - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of thieves rob all of Boss Hogg's silver at the Boar's Nest and stash it at Hazzard's haunted house - which the gorgeous Mary Lou Pringle inherited and is trying to sell. But to keep her away from the loot, the silver thieves rig a bunch of horror to scare her away along with the Dukes - who are accused of the silver theft. Tammy Wynette performs "Rocky Top" at the Boar's Nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181037 +0000" stop="20260307183222 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City at the Edge of Midnight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the real world, a boy named Jimmy is pulled under his bed and vanishes.  In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the kids are lost.  The Dungeon Master tells them they have to find the City at the Edge of Midnight, where children from this world and the theirs are being held prisoner.  They then find an oasis, that's inhabited by a clan of monsters.  When the monsters have them surrounded, a traveller by the name of Ramuud comes and saves them.  He then leads them away from the cursed oasis to his own encampment.  Ramuud then explains that long ago his daughter, Aisha, was kidnapped by the Nightwalker and is being held prisoner at the City at the Edge of Midnight.  Wanting to return the favor of saving them from the monsters, the kids offer their help, but Ramuud tells them that it's not nessary.  But when Bobby is kidnapped that night, they're forced to enter the City at the Edge of Midnight to fight the dreaded Nightwalker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183222 +0000" stop="20260307185404 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While resting in the Moon Forest, they're awakened during a sneak attack by Venger's Orc Army.  Bobby and Hank are captured and Shiela tells everyone that she's going to follow the Orcs to see where they take them.  The remaining three escape with these creatures called Cloud Bears.  When Shiela searches for Hank, she's shocked to find him planning an ambush with the orc army, even saying that Venger need not worry and that everything will happen as planned.  When he returns to the group, Shiela exposes him to the rest and he's branded a traitor by his friends.  The truth is Hank is going along with Venger so he will not harm Bobby.  If Hank so much as reveals his true cause for betrayal, he endangers Bobby's life.  Caught between a rock and a hard place, Hank must still lead his non-trusting friends and help save Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185404 +0000" stop="20260307191548 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Dungeon Master - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After an attack by a swarm of wasps, the Dungeon Master greets the kids.  Eric expresses that Dungeon Master's presence is always convient for him and his power is going to waste.  The Dungeon Master then explains that his job requires him to give his attention to many places that need him and that his job is never an easy one.  When Eric states that if he were dungeon master it would be the easiest job in the world, the Dungeon Master takes him up on his offer.  For one whole day, Eric is the Dungeon Master.  His last instructions are to head to Dark Haven to seek the Golden Grimoir, which holds the key to everything they seek.  When everyone starts to think Eric being the dungeon master is a bad idea, Eric promises to get everyone home once he figures out the powers of being dungeon master.  Soon Venger finds out about Eric being dungeon master and begins searching for his chance to aquire the power of Dungeon Master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191548 +0000" stop="20260307193731 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Illusion - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The children come to a cursed village in the middle of the Swamp of Darkness.  Venger is using a wild talent illusionist called Varla to keep the village in a permanent state of decay.  The children meet Varla's parents and have their weapons stolen by Venger, who uses Varla's powers to trick them and bring the village against them.  The children set out to regain their weapons and rescue Varla from Venger's fortress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193731 +0000" stop="20260307195917 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon's Graveyard - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After another attempt at getting home is foiled by Venger, the frustration is too much for the kids.  They decide to take the fight to Venger and finish things once and for all.  Their idea: Tiamat - Venger's mortal enemy.  When they disregard Dungeon Master's next mission to embark on their own, he advises against it and then indicates where they can find Tiamat.  A place called the Dragon's Graveyard, where old dragons go to die.  The kids then start their journey to the graveyard, but not without the presence of Venger in the midsts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180029 +0000" stop="20260307182426 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roses Have Thorns - S02E18</title>
    <desc>He was in love with Ruri Hijiribe. That was the reason why he became a stalker and loved her so intensely that he wanted to destroy her soul. All the suffering Ruri had gone through, and the reason for the killer, Hollywood, will be revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182426 +0000" stop="20260307184824 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cat Has Nine Lives - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Everyone involved with Ruri is becoming the target of the stalker. Shizuo and Masaomi find themselves caught up in the action and encounter a member of Blue Square in the midst of it. With Anri in imminent danger, Masaomi seeks out the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184824 +0000" stop="20260307191221 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mouth of Nectar, a Heart of Needles - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Amphisbaena runs an underground casino, and Heaven’s Slave, a gang of drug dealers. Even then, no one can figure out who these two groups really are. The Awakusu Group hires Izaya to do some digging, but..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191221 +0000" stop="20260307193618 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eloquent and Competent - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Using a number of pseudonyms, Izaya has continued to cause an uproar from behind the scenes. One of these pseudonyms is a story that goes back 12 years ago, from the time he was a middle school student along with Shinra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193618 +0000" stop="20260307200016 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blessed are the Foolish - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Various people begin to move around the Dollars. Learning of Mikado’s current situation, Masaomi revives the Yellow Scarves and in his determination to crush the Dollars, approaches Kyohei. Meanwhile, we learn more of Aoba’s history with his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184030 +0000" stop="20260307192729 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seizure - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Blake receives a note requesting $2 million in diamonds for the return of his racehorse, Allegre. Peter proposes to Fallon and then makes another pass at Claudia. Dex and Alexis close a lucrative oil contract. While pouring herself a glass of water, Kirby's hand begins to tremble uncontrollably. Diagnosed as suffering from hypereflexia, a condition that may lead to convulsions or heart failure, Kirby remains hospitalized while Adam keeps an all-night vigil in her room. Suddenly, her body becomes rigid and goes into convulsive seizure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180630 +0000" stop="20260307182752 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Me the Head of Earthworm Jim - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head and Psy-Crow steal Jim's super suit, and Jim uses a weak duplicate to try to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182752 +0000" stop="20260307184914 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen What's Her Name - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess What's-Her-Name finally dethrones the evil Queen and takes her place as the ruler of Insectika. Unfortunately, being a stuck-up debutante is not the Princess' cup of tea.</desc>
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    <title>The Anti-Fish - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bob the Killer Goldfish resurrects the god of all fish to help him conquer the universe. But, this evil pihranna only wants to mangle and devour "The Great Worm Spirit." Jim and Bob form an uneasy alliance to stop the fish from eating the great worm and destroying the universe.</desc>
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    <title>The Origins of Peter Puppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has put up with Peter's monsterous alter-ego long enough, and seeks to cure him. However, the cure might turn Peter into a plain ol' dumb dog.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Opposites Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Evil Jim creates evil opposites of the Princess and Peter, which have some major flaws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181700 +0000" stop="20260307184430 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 26 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>April gets Kenny to agree to undergo couples therapy; Kenny and Stevie plan a new business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 27 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny is rattled when Guy introduces a wild card to the show; Stevie enlists Maria's help to promote Kenny's side business; April is frustrated with ``Famous Kenny.''</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191340 +0000" stop="20260307194326 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 28 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny's personal life takes a toll on his work; Stevie keeps up appearances in the face of adversity; Kenny learns a valuable Christmas lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Too Smart for His Own Ed - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Edd is embarrassed to no end after losing to Ed in the annual spelling bee. All the other kids think he's lost his touch, and turn to Ed for help with their homework (even though Eddy insists they pay for the privilege). Meanwhile, Jonny seeks revenge on Nazz after she eliminated Plank from the Spelling Bee for not spelling a word clearly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182923 +0000" stop="20260307185219 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Minding the Ed? - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Rolf goes to his family reunion, he puts Ed in charge of his animals.</desc>
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    <title>Pick an Ed - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After Eddy reads "Eddy is a no neck chump" on the wall, he goes undercover as "Carl" to find out who wrote that. While he's with the kids, he is surprised that they actually treat him with respect. Eddy decides to ditch Ed and Edd and hang with the other kids, but Edd is determined to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191510 +0000" stop="20260307193756 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Ed - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Eddy starts publishing a newspaper full of lies about the other kids, and sells them for cash.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Darlene Dilemma - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Abby is proud of the progress one of her students has made and invites her to the house for dinner. Jeremy falls for 16-year-old Darlene, who likes to flirt and cause trouble and he refuses to listen to Abby's advice about her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184015 +0000" stop="20260307192936 +0000" channel="C846.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prestidigitation - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The paramedics rescue a magician trapped in his trunk. Dr. Brackett's father is treated at the hospital for phlebitis. A fireplace explodes and falls on top of the homeowner. An auto accident sends a power transformer flying into a man's bedroom. Roy and John are puzzled by a gift from the magician. A fuel truck collides with a car and a gas main, trapping a woman and starting a fire.</desc>
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    <title>Sniff Sniff Gang Bang - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Eric is informed by Phil Yagoda (William Fichtner) that the network is interested in Drama’s show, though the star is not enthused about its content. In the wake of recent bad press, Ari attempts to fashion a kinder, gentler persona at work and home. When demand for Turtle’s tequila line outpaces production, he sets out to find new sources of funding. Vince tries to convince Sasha to turn down a high-paying offer to do another porn movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184741 +0000" stop="20260307191531 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porn Scenes from an Italian Restaurant - S07E09</title>
    <desc>To keep her out of a porn film, Vince tries to land Sasha a part on his new movie. During a chance run-in with Queen Latifah, Ari finds out that Amanda Daniels may have landed a deal he’d coveted. Eric tries to get Drama on board for Billy Walsh’s series, and Eric’s assistant Jennie (Janet Montgomery) pitches in to help persuade him. Turtle’s efforts to find financial backing from Mark Cuban gets him in hot water with his Mexican boss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191531 +0000" stop="20260307194723 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose Yourself - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Ari tries to keep his wife's surprise party on track, the guys attempt to stage an intervention for Vince, and Turtle scrambles to find investors to save the tequila business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181553 +0000" stop="20260307185847 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A blind music critic asks for help when she hears the voice of the man who raped her years before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185847 +0000" stop="20260307194227 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Community of Civilized Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>McCall comes to the aid of a woman who's being squeezed to pay off her late husband's debts.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hunting Grounds - S01E07</title>
    <desc>McCall races to find a woman kidnapped by a serial killer whose past crimes went undetected because the victims were from marginalized communities. Also, trouble arises for McCall when her vigilante activity puts her on Manhattan District Attorney Avery Grafton's radar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191629 +0000" stop="20260307200007 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lifeline - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An overseas call for help from the daughter of McCall's deceased CIA mentor forces McCall, Mel and Harry to work remotely to aid the conflict journalist as she's pursued by a hit squad in France. Also, Aunt Vi becomes suspicious when McCall skips out on another family night for work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183805 +0000" stop="20260307192045 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dance We Do - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Abby wakes up with Luka in his hotel room.  At a job interview at a department store, her mother causes a disturbance and later flees town.  Benton treats Jesse's girlfriend, who talks to the cops about Jesse's killers and later comes to him for help after a hit is put on her.  Corday undergoes a grueling deposition for Mr. Patterson's lawsuit and lies to save her ass.  Greene discovers that his tumor is inoperable and later has a seizure.  He finally decides to tell Corday about his condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180104 +0000" stop="20260307181212 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't You Say a Word - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Chet Hanks, Natasha Lyonne, and Diplo. A realtor gets caught cheating on his wife but makes the sale nonetheless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181212 +0000" stop="20260307182325 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anti-weed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Raven-Symoné and Benny Blanco. H09909 gets H09909fied. The Kar Kwash introduces a new car cleaning technique.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182325 +0000" stop="20260307183425 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Yeller - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Jaden Smith and Chloe Cherry. The Chainsmokers finally chain smoke. A desperate Dad hang glides into a gender reveal party gone awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183425 +0000" stop="20260307184536 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krft Punk Returns - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Lil Yachty. Rico Nasty slaps around an iconic character. A school bus crashes and a President's son is the lone suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184536 +0000" stop="20260307185648 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold Episode - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Freeze right there. Welcome to The COLD EPISODE. Eric and his new co-host the FRIDGE KEEPER celebrate cold temperatures with Meagan Good and Daymond John. A man has an existential crisis on an elevator to hell… if hell froze over...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185648 +0000" stop="20260307190805 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Clooney - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Eric begins the show without any idea of what to do. Eric and Hannibal play "This or That".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190805 +0000" stop="20260307191915 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russell Brand - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191915 +0000" stop="20260307193019 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tatyana Ali - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Tatyana Ali and Arnold Schwarzenegger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193019 +0000" stop="20260307194133 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brandi Glanville - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Eric and Hannibal pretend to be News Anchors. Andre plays basketball in a werewolf costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194133 +0000" stop="20260307195244 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Witherspoon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal advises Eric to start a noise band. Eric spreads a petition to have whales killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181614 +0000" stop="20260307190008 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Rage - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Isaac Parrish, the brilliant director of the Non-lethal Weapons Lab, is feeling a little undervalued these days. Then all his latent hostility goes viral, infecting everyone with such fury that no one is safe, especially Fargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190008 +0000" stop="20260307194357 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of O2 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As Eureka celebrates Space Week, Dr. Ramsey unveils his cutting edge invention that could allow colonization of Mars. Unfortunately, a slight malfunction may cause it to incinerate Eureka before the dream is realized. Equally bad is that Eureka's go-to guy for crisis intervention has just gone to Boston to visit his daughter at Harvard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180643 +0000" stop="20260307182738 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Cake - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Chris agrees to help a classmate, Angel improve his grades if Angel will help him get the attention of Chris' latest crush, Maria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182738 +0000" stop="20260307184834 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Homecoming - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable wants to meet him before the dance. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184834 +0000" stop="20260307190919 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the English Teacher - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Julius and Rochelle raise the rent, Mr. Omar demands reparations and moves in with the family while his apartment is being repaired. While there, he begins to play blackjack with Drew and Tonya using real money. Meanwhile, Chris is assigned to do a book report and decides to watch the movie instead of reading the book as an easy way out. However, as he later learns from Greg, the movie he saw did not match the book assigned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190919 +0000" stop="20260307193015 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates My Man - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Although warned by Greg that it's a bad idea, Chris starts to help the football team with their homework as a means to socialize with the cool kids. As a result, Chris ends up failing his own exams. Meanwhile, Julius begins a new job collecting dead bodies for Mr. Omar's funeral home and soon finds himself appreciating life more. He begins to buy numerous gifts for his friends and relatives, but then ends up with financial troubles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193015 +0000" stop="20260307195110 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Doc's - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Doc has a new girlfriend who is making life hard for Chris so he decides it's time to get her to move on. Rochelle is not happy when she finds a bra in Julius' sock draw, but what she doesn't know is that Tonya is the one that hid it there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181959 +0000" stop="20260307184303 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Don't Touch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Nemo's niece, Angelina, takes employment at Nemo's restaurant as a waitress. When Angelina catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife, especially after Angelina calls him at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184303 +0000" stop="20260307190614 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank, the Writer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190614 +0000" stop="20260307192928 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Place or Mine? - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Marie gets fed up with Frank after 40 years of marriage and moves in with Ray and Debra. Ray and Robert enjoy being mothered by Marie, while Debra spends quality time with Frank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192928 +0000" stop="20260307195202 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In-Laws - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Ray's upper class in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye-to-eye with Debra's folks but manages to fake it, and he'd like his parents to do the same when they all go out and try to have a family dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182459 +0000" stop="20260307190847 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E Is for Elevator - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The team is sent to investigate the disappearance of a teenage boy, Wyatt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190847 +0000" stop="20260307195640 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Z Is for Zombies - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Father Mulvehill asks the team for a confidential evaluation, as he fears that he might be the victim of diabolical oppression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180041 +0000" stop="20260307184349 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Point - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The search for Prax's daughter comes to a head; Admiral Souther's men plan for mutiny aboard the Agatha King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184349 +0000" stop="20260307192741 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immolation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The final battle between Earth and Mars threatens the very future of humanity. A new monster is unleashed on Prospero Station. Anna receives the smoking gun she needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182205 +0000" stop="20260307190405 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India's Atlantis - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates travels to India in search of Dwarka, a mythical kingdom swallowed by the ocean. To find find evidence that the golden city is real, Josh dives into the Arabian Sea and visits a dig site that could rewrite history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190405 +0000" stop="20260307194606 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Spanish Fortune, Found! - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates travels the coast of Florida and to the newly opened country of Cuba in search of sunken treasure from a fleet of Spanish ships sunk in 1715. The hunt takes him deep into the Atlantic and into the previously sealed National Archives of Cuba.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182216 +0000" stop="20260307184906 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liar's Club - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sue discovers a major downside of office life, Frank sucks it up for a trip to the unemployment line, and Kevin finally gets a space of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184906 +0000" stop="20260307191548 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Shift - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Frank scrambles to prove himself at a new job, Kevin and his band plot to get their song on the radio. Sue has a Plast-a-Ware brainstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191548 +0000" stop="20260307194343 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Bill - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dreams of rock stardom stir up trouble at home. A setback the day before hockey tryouts pushes Bill over the edge. Sue givers her big pitch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180804 +0000" stop="20260307183029 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bronx to Farm Cuisine - S04E10</title>
    <desc>What happens when you try to go upstate New York and can't quite make it? You hang out in The Bronx and make mozzarella, get an Albanian history lesson, and then you head upstate!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183029 +0000" stop="20260307185254 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kosovo - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Join Action, Mayhem &amp; Alchemist as he reconnects with his family in Kosovo. The gang quickly becomes hometown heroes and indulge in recipes from Action’s beloved grandma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185254 +0000" stop="20260307190357 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Action Bronson at NYC's Best Bakery - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Spend the day with Action Bronson at La Bicyclette, one of the great patisseries of NYC, where master baker, Flo, makes the best baguette on the planet.  Period.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190357 +0000" stop="20260307191616 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Coffee in New York City With Action Bronson - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Join Action Bronson as he tours NYC to taste some of the BEST COFFEE known to man or woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191616 +0000" stop="20260307192229 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rare Cheese Tastings and Strength Training at the Rap Concert with Action Bronson and The Alchemist - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Join Action Bronson and The Alchemist as they stop in NYC while on tour to partake in a rare cheese tasting backstage and they enjoy a burger from SMASHED in the Lower East Side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192229 +0000" stop="20260307193106 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2nd annual FTD block party in Brooklyn - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The united nations of food…. an ethnic carnival. Action Bronson unites with L'Industrie Pizza , The Fortunato Brothers, Pizzeria Clementina, and The Mahendro Brothers to bring pizza, kebabs, chicken wings, cannolis and more amazing food to the streets of Brooklyn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Best Cannoli in New York City with Action Bronson - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson continues his never ending quest to learn how to cook and bake and everything. This time we are in Brooklyn at Fortunato Brothers Bakery to learn how the best cannoli in New York City are made.  Action's guide is Biagio Fortunato, a second generation pasticere and co-owner of the bakery.  Bronson starts off with an espresso and a deliziosa, before trying his hand at rolling out the dough for the shells.  After Action, Biagio, and the crew finish frying the cannoli shells, Bronson unveils his special flavor cannoli cream. Enjoy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194143 +0000" stop="20260307195050 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Never Ending Top Dishes of NYC - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson kicks off his Never Ending Top Ten with a visit to three of New York City's best restaurants. The day starts off at Frenchette in TriBeCa for soft scrambled eggs, or brouillade as the French call it, with escargot. Then we head to Greenwich Village for seared tuna fat hand rolls with Thai chilis and scallions at Shuko.  The only possible way to top this is sit down with the owner of Don Peppe in Ozone Park, Queens for the best baked clams you have ever had in your life. Enjoy!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180357 +0000" stop="20260307182849 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next Door - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A young boy enters Edna's Edibles and Tootie befriends him and learns that he lives next door.  She also learns that his mother works all day and leaves him home alone and tells him never to leave their apartment and when a gas leak is detected on the block the young boy won't budge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182849 +0000" stop="20260307185054 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossing the Line - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Natalie starts dating a black guy, and Tootie thinks that Natalie hates him because of his color.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185054 +0000" stop="20260307191547 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All or Nothing - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Newly elected board member Jo tackles the regents of Langley when they vote to cut academic scholarships in favor of a scoreboard nobody wants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191547 +0000" stop="20260307193754 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Death in the Family - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The girls are shaken by the sudden death of Natalie's father and wonder how to ease her pain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193754 +0000" stop="20260307200000 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Fish/Little Fish - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Blair is distraught when she discovers that Jo has taken her place in popularity on campus.  This leads to an argument between the two that ends with Jo refusing Blair's help for planning a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180406 +0000" stop="20260307182720 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Chin Meets Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Timmy wishes that he and his parents were superheroes in order to fight the Crimson Chin's arch enemy, The Antichin, who Timmy accidently wishes into our world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182720 +0000" stop="20260307183823 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Over And Over - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Timmy finds himself in the middle of a feud between Chester and A.J., so he uses Cosmo and Wanda to make him appear at both houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183823 +0000" stop="20260307190138 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Nature - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mom enters a contest to see if she can be on the Weather Channel. Timmy wishes that whatever his mom predicts will happen.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Bennett vs. Newman - S19E28</title>
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    <title>Road to the Multiverse - S08E01</title>
    <desc>With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.</desc>
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    <title>Hannah Banana - S08E05</title>
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    <title>All the Wrong Moves - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Christmas is Where the Heart Is - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Scenes from a Mall - S05E12</title>
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    <desc>A middle-aged couple and a younger couple arrive separately with their own unique fantasies. All is going well until the couples discover they're sharing the island; turns out they're feuding neighbors. The Island forces them into a magical, winner-takes-all competition that reveals unexpected alliances and unravels complicated relationships. Meanwhile, Javier and Roarke finally have a conversation about their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Peaches &amp; The Jilted Bride - S02E11</title>
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    <title>The Birthplace of Civilization - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Josto stikes back, Ethelrida does the right thing, Loy finds himself against the ropes and Deafy shakes the tree.</desc>
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    <title>Scratch 'n Sniff - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Crichton, D'Argo, Jool and Chiana are forced to take a holiday by Pilot as he is fed up with their constant bickering.</desc>
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    <title>Relativity - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Talyn lands on a planet covered mostly with vegetation that will help him to heal. Crichton, Aeryn and Crais leave the ship in search of Xhalax.</desc>
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    <title>Shiny and New - S11E05</title>
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    <title>Trouble in the Galaxie - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Plans are set for a straight-forward upgrade on a '62 Ford Galaxie by Richard. However those plans fly out the window when the Monkeys find the worst body panel they have seen return from sandblasting.</desc>
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    <title>The Birds, the Bees and Dumb Donald - S08E30</title>
    <desc>Dumb Donald falls for Elaine, a cheerleader, but how will he compete with the star quarterback Hammerhead Rex?</desc>
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    <title>Double or Nothing - S08E31</title>
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    <title>Hot Wheels - S08E32</title>
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    <title>No Place Like Home - S08E33</title>
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    <title>A Thin Blue Line - S05E11</title>
    <desc>High school sweethearts Linda and Derrick Yancey become sheriff's deputies with a picture-perfect marriage, then their marriage degenerates into a tale of good cop/bad cop ending in murder with one of them on the run.</desc>
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    <title>Good Luck, Father Ted - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Entertaining Father Stone - S01E02</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>The Passion of Saint Tibulus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a night gossiping with Father Hernandez over the longest game of Cluedo in history, Ted and Dougal are bullied into being moral crusaders by Bishop Brennan, with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>Competition Time - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Challenge vs. Shredders - S08E13</title>
    <desc>MTV's Shredders and the Challenge square off to see which one comes out ahead. They've survived their own shows, but now must survive striking snakes, electric eels and trip to the "Fear Factor" Fro Yo shop.</desc>
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    <title>Get the Hell Out - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Ludacris is challenging four teams of best friends to conquer their worst hell out for a chance to win $50,000.</desc>
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    <title>Minotaur - S03E09</title>
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    <title>The Diviner - S03E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260307180044 +0000" stop="20260307182654 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whistle for Danger - S01E28</title>
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    <title>Trial by Robot - S01E29</title>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of a Space General - S01E30</title>
    <desc>While drawing a schematic for a new radar screen, Lt. Ninety is surprised to find himself promoted to the rank of General!</desc>
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    <title>Invasion Earth - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Bushwhacked - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Minibike Murder - S27E06</title>
    <desc>After a mysterious motorcycle rider stalks and shoots down a Tulsa man, detectives must piece together the events leading up to his death to find out who wanted him dead and why.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Home in the Heart of Waco - S03E16</title>
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    <title>A Home for Hospitality - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Masquerade - S07E13</title>
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    <title>Rayo de Luz - S07E14</title>
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    <title>Intterogitted - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Flav's Trippin' - S01E07</title>
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    <title>An Egg-cellent Flip - S09E06</title>
    <desc>An engaged couple takes on a pair of stylish soulmates to see whose flea market flips earn the most profit. The finished products include a floor lamp made from a standing birdcage and side tables made from wooden egg crates.</desc>
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    <title>Fired Up Tiny Tornadoes - S09E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260307185230 +0000" stop="20260307191425 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Mess with Texas - S09E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260307191425 +0000" stop="20260307193620 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky Flipping Pennies - S09E09</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Granny Chic - S09E10</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260307192635 +0000" stop="20260307195258 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Reel Trouble - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Son of Rockzilla - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Thinking he will be discovered, Fred takes a job wearing a monster costume in a publicity stunt for a new horror movie.  He creates the desired effect, frightens the townspeople, and falls into his own monstrous dilemma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191417 +0000" stop="20260307193934 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelor Daze - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The razing of the Honeyrock Hotel reminds Wilma and Betty of their courtships while working as hotel waitresses, at which time they mistook hellhops Fred and Barney for young millionaires.</desc>
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    <title>Dolphin Love (2) - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Flipper is concerned over the outcome of an operation on his girlfriend, who was speared by Ted Marlowe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183550 +0000" stop="20260307190119 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent Bud - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When two pilots crash into the ocean and become trapped in their aircraft it is up to Porter and Sandy to save the day, with a little help from Flipper and Bud's newly honed secret agent detective skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190119 +0000" stop="20260307192624 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster in the Everglades (1) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Whilst on a routine check of the Everglades, Porter Ricks steps in a poacher's trap.  Badly injured, he is taken to Barney's secluded hide-away where he discovers that Barney has been poaching the local wildlife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192624 +0000" stop="20260307195154 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster in the Everglades (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandy and Bud become increasingly worried as they have still heard no word from their father, who failed to return from a routine check of the Everglades.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180933 +0000" stop="20260307184953 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tryna Have a Good Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The roommates try to protect Codi while calming an enraged Gus; Aimee can't help but think the worst when Dillon doesn't pick up his phone; Jeremiah invites a girl over for a Sunday Funday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184953 +0000" stop="20260307193039 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Gussy's Back - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Gus brings girls over to the beach house; Nilsa and the other roommates try to figure out how to release Kortni from her tonsil demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181507 +0000" stop="20260307184109 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With a Friend Like Him - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille helps accident-prone Brother Paul fix up the convent library.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184109 +0000" stop="20260307190711 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonio's Mother - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A little boy believes Sister Bertrille is his mother returning from heaven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190711 +0000" stop="20260307193313 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fish Story - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sister Sixto's uncle uses Sister Bertrille to help him catch fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193313 +0000" stop="20260307195914 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Spell - S01E20</title>
    <desc>To save his casino from gangsters, Carlos turns it over to the convent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181303 +0000" stop="20260307183358 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tall M.J. - S02E21</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183358 +0000" stop="20260307185453 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off the Hook - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Keisha stops Marcus' child support payments due to recent events; Despite Marcus telling her to let it go, Angela is suspicious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185453 +0000" stop="20260307191546 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary Sorrow - S02E23</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191546 +0000" stop="20260307193643 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Jenny Meets Harold (1) - S02E24</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193643 +0000" stop="20260307195738 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Jenny Meets Harold (2) - S02E25</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180600 +0000" stop="20260307182848 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Paul and the staff prepare for a visit from the Queen, who is arriving to officially open the new kennels, and one lucky dog is chosen for a special audience with the royal visitor - corgi Beama, who is paying her second visit to Battersea in 12 years. Elsewhere, the rehoming van has travelled all the way to the Isle of Wight to pick up eight Chihuahua siblings, whose owner sadly had no choice but to give them up, and handler James helps four-year-old pug Maggie comes to terms with being blind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182848 +0000" stop="20260307185218 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to meet more canine residents in need of a new home in this award-winning programme. First to pull on Paul's heartstrings is Spencer the stray beagle, who is consigned to quarantine with a contagious virus. He also meets Lydia the Hungarian puli, a heavily dreadlocked rare pedigree who is suffering in the hot summer heat. Finally, he takes Tintin the tearaway yorkie on a trip to the hairdressers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185218 +0000" stop="20260307191448 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>In today's episode, Paul's on hand to help out three dogs all in need of some companionship. First up, he meets the excitable 10-month-old mongrel, Blake, who loves nothing more than playing with his toys. But Paul quickly realises Blake's sight isn't as it should be and the clinic confirm his worst fears. So Paul is giving the challenge of finding Blake a suitable friend who can act as his guide dog - so à la ‘Blind Date', he finds three possible candidates. However, will any be suitable?

Also in need of some company is Jacko the Jack Russell, who's been feeling down in the dumps since he arrived at Battersea. Paul does his best to cheer him up, but struggling to make much headway, he introduces mopey Jacko to some relaxing pongs - but will a course of daily boudoir balms do the trick and blow away Jacko's blues?

The last dog in need of a friend is Forest, a 14-week-old Saluki, who's all lonesome as he's having to spend time in quarantine due to an infectious tummy bug. Being just a puppy, very cute Forest is desperate for someone to play with. But with physical contact not allowed, can Paul come up with an innovative plan to try and keep him entertained until he's better?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191448 +0000" stop="20260307193652 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In today's episode, Paul falls hook, line and sinker for charming toothless Boxer Prince. From the moment they first meet, they build an instant close bond, leaving Paul to seriously consider whether he should rehome Prince himself. But Paul is soon rocked by the news Prince has a suspicious lump on his leg, which needs urgent attention.

Paul is then on hand to help the ever-cheery Prince through a series of operations, which the Boxer tackles with life-affirming positivity - but what will the outcome be for the dog who's provided Paul with his most emotional rollercoaster of a story across all the series so far?

Paul also falls for quirky Yorkie Dash, whose bark has lost it's bite leaving him with a very unusual, squeaky voice. Not only that, this eight-year old soon earns the light-hearted nickname ‘Dash the Slash' when he goes out for a walk with Paul and endlessly cocks his leg! Can Paul help Dash get to the bottom of his most unusual problems?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193652 +0000" stop="20260307195912 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Paul meets Happi, a Nepalese mountain dog and lover of vegetarian food, and Rumble the greyhound - whose tail has been damaged through excessive wagging.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180903 +0000" stop="20260307183042 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Leg Up on Crime - S10E14</title>
    <desc>The decomposed body of a young woman was discovered in a Bakersfield irrigation canal. If there was trace evidence, it had been washed away.  Another victim was found in that same canal a year later; this time, the perpetrator had been careless. The shoe prints found at the scene would lead police to the most unlikely of killers. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 14</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183042 +0000" stop="20260307185249 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke in Your Eyes - S08E29</title>
    <desc>The bodies of two young women are found in the ashes of an apartment fire, which appeared to have been set deliberately.  Evidence found in the debris leads investigators to a suspect, but it would take a tiny blood stain, no bigger than the head of a pin, to convict him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185249 +0000" stop="20260307191433 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tight-Fitting Genes - S10E15</title>
    <desc>A behavioral profile is helpful in a murder investigation, but it's not a road map to the killer.  One such profile caused the Baton Rouge Police Department to search for the wrong man.  They might not have made an arrest, had it not been for a DNA picture of the suspect, painted by a molecular biologist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191433 +0000" stop="20260307193616 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Valentine - S10E16</title>
    <desc>An obstetrician finds his wife beaten and strangled to death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193616 +0000" stop="20260307195759 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture This - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Analysis of weeds and photogrammetry help solve the murder of a grounded teen taken from her home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180015 +0000" stop="20260307184426 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outside the Lines - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When a grisly murder occurs, it complicates an undercover cop's investigation. Detective Bruce Spencer believes he knows who the murderer is, but since he has no proof, Nick is suspicious. It also doesn't help that Bruce and Tracy go way back and in Tracy's eyes he can do no wrong. When Nick witnesses Bruce's brutal behavior, he knows that nothing is as it seems, and he'd better find the murderer before he strikes again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184426 +0000" stop="20260307192833 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackwing - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A man's death seems directly related to a court battle over Native American land. But when during the invesitigation Nick comes into contact with a spiritual healer who sees the darkness inside him, the case seems suddenly unimportant. As Nick focuses on the possibilities of this spirtual realm, strange things begin to happen. Things seem to go from bad to worse when the murders escalate, and Nick is afraid he may somehow be responsible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183405 +0000" stop="20260307191717 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viking Battle Axe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The bladesmiths must transform a steel "train spring" into a weapon of their choosing. Only two competitors will move on and are given just five days to forge a legendary Viking Battle Axe. After a barbaric round of testing from the judges, only one man will be left standing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180844 +0000" stop="20260307183135 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare On Wilson Way - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Blooregard plans to play the ultimate trick on Halloween after tying down Mac onto a bed preventing another sugar rush, but when things go awry, most of the main characters of the residence turn into zombies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183135 +0000" stop="20260307185416 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Off Ed - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Eduardo tells little white lies to those at the nursery, including a little child named Scrappy that admires Eduardo, he has to cover them up before they catch up to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185416 +0000" stop="20260307191652 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Peas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>A retelling of "The Big Cheese" from the view of a little pea, who against all odds, helps Frankie turn a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191652 +0000" stop="20260307193931 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Your Hare Down - S05E13</title>
    <desc>A plan to have Mr. Herriman mellow out backfires as conditions at the home deteriorate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180455 +0000" stop="20260307182930 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Brush with Jealousy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mokey's well-known for being a terrific painter, but when Red takes down one of her paintings and puts up one of Pedley Fraggles' (another great painter), she sets out to show everyone how much better of a painter she is. When she goes to the Trash Heap for a paintbrush, Marjorie gives her a magical paintbrush that, when used for the wrong reasons, takes control of the Fraggle using it. Mokey doesn't consider herself the jealous type, but she's proven wrong when she tries to out-paint Pedley and she can't seem to let go of the brush. Mokey needs to find a way to get the brush to quit controlling her, and realize why she loved painting in the first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182930 +0000" stop="20260307185407 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley's Flight - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Wembley rescues a Spider Fly from a Snare Blossom, the fly turns into a strange old creature that will grant Wembley any wish he wants to for setting him free. Wembley decides he wants to fly, so the creature gives him the ability, but Wembley's only allowed to fly three times. He uses his first time up almost immediately, but then he goes to find his friends to show them his new ability. Wembley's story isn't quite believable to his friends, which upsets Wembley because everyone else gets to show off what they're good at. He decides he's going to fly for the Fraggles who will believe him... so he seeks out Feeny, Marlon, and Large Marvin to show them his flying abilities. But Gobo, Mokey and Red stop him from doing so because they believe he'll just hurt himself. Finally, he decides that showing off for his friends isn't what he wanted the flying abilities for; he wanted to fly just to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185407 +0000" stop="20260307191838 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red's Blue Dragon - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Red's been playing "Princess Gwenelot and the Evil Dragon" lately, and when Gobo tells her she needs to grow up and stop playing make-believe, she happens upon the T. Matthew Fraggle Room, the cavern with the dozens of tunnels that lead to different places in "Outer Space." But when she accidentally spots a huge, blue dragon, it gets lost in Fraggle Rock. She tries to convince Gobo and Uncle Matt about the dragon, but they just think she's played make-believe too much, so it's up to Red to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191838 +0000" stop="20260307194314 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Mountain - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mokey wants to go all the way up to Wonder Mountain to see the Aurora Fragglialis, which only occurs once every 1000 days. But Red's worried about Mokey going alone, and even though she promised Mokey she trusted her enough to go by herself, Red decides to leave the duties of plant-sitting Lanford to Gobo, Boober and Wembley to watch over Mokey so nothing bad happens. The only problem is, Red falls victim to almost everything, while the dreamy Mokey just keeps going on. She gets torn up through some rough brush, falls off the Invisible Bridge, and almost gets enchanted by the Singing Cactus, when Mokey spots her and saves her. When asked why she decided to come along, Red says she wants to see the Aurora Fragglialis too. But later on, as they go past where the Avalanche Monster lives, he wakes up, and chases down the two girls. It's up to Mokey and Red to work together to get the Rock Monster off their tails in order to go and experience the Aurora Fragglialis before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181038 +0000" stop="20260307183335 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and the Copycat / Big Brother Franklin - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Franklin is afraid of going down into the cellar, for fear of the monsters that live there. The fear spreads across Beaver, Bear, and Goose, until they realize that it's their imagination getting the best of them which is also what they use to "fight the monsters" as superheroes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183335 +0000" stop="20260307185629 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and the Grump / Franklin's Promise - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Franklin's preconceived notions about trees are turned upside down when he gets the responsibility of planting one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185629 +0000" stop="20260307191926 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and the Thunderstorm / Franklin's Maple Syrup - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Snail want to get signed copies of the new Dynaroo comic from Dynaroo herself, but have to help Mrs. Muskrat get into her house after she lost her key in the snow. They get to Mr. Heron's shop a little too late, but Dynaroo stuck around after Mrs. Muskrat called ahead to tell of their good deed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191926 +0000" stop="20260307194223 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Helps Out / Franklin's Missing Snacks - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin would rather go on a bike ride with Bear, than put away his makeshift tent, but then he has a flat tire which leads him into all kinds of problems that could've been prevented if he had put away the tent days ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180020 +0000" stop="20260307182203 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proxy Prexy - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Frasier is desperate to finally win the presidency of the condo board after several unsuccessful attempts.  However, he admits that he has no chance because he has rubbed all of the board members the wrong way at one time or another.  He decides to get Martin run with the proviso of following his agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182203 +0000" stop="20260307184347 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kissing Cousin - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Frasier is surprised to learn that Kenny has never unpacked the boxes in his office because he views all of his jobs as temporary.  Roz's younger cousin Jen comes to stay with her for the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184347 +0000" stop="20260307190506 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales From the Crypt - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Frasier is infuriated when Bulldog successfully pulls several practical jokes on him.  He vows to get revenge, and plots an elaborate prank that he takes way too seriously.  Martin and Roz predict that he will fail because he is terrible at carrying out pranks.  Frasier seeks the help of an unlikely ally to prove them wrong.  Meanwhile, Mrs. Moon wages a prank war of her own against a trick or treater who eggs Niles' door after he forgets to buy Halloween candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190506 +0000" stop="20260307192640 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Mitzvah - S10E06</title>
    <desc>As Frasier prepares for Frederick's bar mitzvah, Noel offers to translate Frasier's speech into Hebrew in exchange for an autograph from a science fiction convention.  However, when Frasier doesn't keep his end of the bargain, Noel uses his wealth of Star Trek knowledge to take revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192640 +0000" stop="20260307194823 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bristle While You Work (1) - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Niles becomes concerned about a lingering toothache after his dentist assures him that there is nothing wrong with the tooth.  He tells Roz that there is a chance that he may be suffering from referred pain; and that the pain could actually be a sign of a heart condition.  Roz mocks him upon learning that there is only a one in 10,000 chance of this.  However, Niles worries even more after experiencing a series of astonishingly improbable events--such as having his car struck by lightning, and twice winning a contest from a bottled water company for which there is only one winner in 10,000.  He goes to see a doctor, who confirms his worst fears by telling him that he must be hospitalized immediately due to an irregularity in his EKG.  Meanwhile, Frasier has difficulty finding a suitable housekeeper to replace Daphne.  Martin is impressed by a young woman who is a sports fan; and insists on hiring her, in spite of Frasier's objections.  However, she proves to be totally irresponsible, and rarely even shows up for work.  Martin tries to handle all of her duties himself so that he won't have to admit that Frasier was right about her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181728 +0000" stop="20260307183851 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sewer Rescue - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lord Bravery gets his big break in crime fighting when he has to rescue a man who fell into the sewers but can't stand the stench!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183851 +0000" stop="20260307190015 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Question - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Another spaceship full of aliens comes to Earth with an important question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190015 +0000" stop="20260307192140 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legends Who Lunch - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bunch of old superheroes talk about their heydays in crime fighting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192140 +0000" stop="20260307194306 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Fanboy is His Name - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Fan boy attempts to becomes Freakazoid's new sidekick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181332 +0000" stop="20260307185742 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricks and Treats - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lindsay agrees to stay home and hand out candy with her mom on Halloween night. However, when she gets an invite to go cruise around town with Nick, Daniel, and Kim she ditches her mom. Sam, Bill, Neal, and Harris go trick or treating. Lindsay and the gang go on a vandalism spree that starts with smashing pumpkins and ends abruptly after Lindsay accidentally pelts Sam with an egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185742 +0000" stop="20260307194153 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tests and Breasts - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lindsay tries to tutor Daniel in algebra, but the situation seems hopeless. He steals a test from the teacher’s office and asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Mr. Kowchevski, suspicious of Daniel’s surprisingly high grade, accuses the duo of cheating. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class. They feel overwhelmed by the subject, so Daniel loans Sam a porno flick in a misguided attempt to help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180059 +0000" stop="20260307182614 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ben helps Rosie trick her dad into calling her mom. While leading the kids on an islandwide search on horseback for Raven, Zoe has it out with Mia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182614 +0000" stop="20260307190013 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show-down - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The kids compete at the county show. An odd comment leads Zoe to realize who helped the horse thief, and sends her racing off to rescue Raven in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190013 +0000" stop="20260307192748 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rivals - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When rival riding school Holloway steals Bright Fields' recently won County Cup, Zoe and Pin must steal it back before Mia's press interview begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192748 +0000" stop="20260307195521 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The gang sees Pin in a new light. On his last day, Marcus confesses a guilty secret to Rosie. Becky says a heartfelt goodbye to her longtime crush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182016 +0000" stop="20260307184919 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Letter Words - S06E02</title>
    <desc>This week, still struggling to come up with ideas, French &amp; Saunders have to meet with the controller of BBC One (Eve Pollard). Plus they pay tribute to Cher through the ages and Catherine Zeta-Jones is in conversation</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184919 +0000" stop="20260307191821 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Behind the scenes in the office, Dawn is feeling ignored and wonders why she hasn't been invited to the Palace to meet the Queen. Jennifer has been invited and instead of writing scripts is practising her curtsey. Sketches include tributes to Kill Bill, Most Haunted and Catherine Zeta-Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191821 +0000" stop="20260307194713 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offers - S06E04</title>
    <desc>In the office, Dawn and Jennifer have to offer their ideas for new programmes to the Controller of BBC ONE. Sketches include a tribute to Madonna and Chris Martin's Mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181200 +0000" stop="20260307185123 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185123 +0000" stop="20260307193124 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the last episode of the first series, Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest with help from Vod. JP helps Ralph organise the Love Cloud club night but it clashes with his dad's funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181811 +0000" stop="20260307183915 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica Town - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Louis tries to help Jessica with holiday planning. Eddie, Emery, and Evan find themselves on the naughty list for breaking an expensive gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183915 +0000" stop="20260307190049 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Seat at the Table - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With a little help from Louis’ business advice, Jessica lands her dream job as a private school dean. Yet, after learning she was the token diversity hire, she quickly discovers a way to flip the script and use her title to make a difference. Meanwhile, Eddie and Emery teach Evan the hard way that it’s okay for the brothers to have their own “things” at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190049 +0000" stop="20260307192222 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Motor Inn - S06E12</title>
    <desc>In a selfish move to avoid Jessica’s wrath once SAT scores arrive, Eddie convinces Evan that coaching from former classmate and spelling bee champ Simryn is exactly what he needs to finally win the state spelling bee. However, when it backfires and Evan begins to spiral, Eddie gets some much-needed wisdom from Simryn’s dad. On the other side of town, Jessica and Louis convince Emery to get a job only to be shocked by what he chooses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192222 +0000" stop="20260307194356 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mommy and Me - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Fresh off of a parenting brag to Honey, Jessica finds herself overwhelmed by a heartbroken Evan who wants to spend more time with her. Meanwhile, Emery announces his newfound veganism and faces the wrath of The Burger Boys – Louis and Eddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180225 +0000" stop="20260307182336 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Bowl Buster - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Huzzah! Carlton is accepted at Princeton. So why does he suddenly decide to become a pro bowler?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182336 +0000" stop="20260307184501 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler's Son Did It - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Geoffrey is overjoyed to meet the son he never knew he had. But Will isn't so sure about the guy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184501 +0000" stop="20260307190637 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Today... - S06E18</title>
    <desc>He's respected. He's admired. He has the hots for Vivian. The family minister gives one of his flock special attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190637 +0000" stop="20260307192813 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Whoops, There It Is - S06E19</title>
    <desc>The blooper episode! Will takes fans behind the scenes to meet the cast and share their funniest flubs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192813 +0000" stop="20260307194949 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Stank Horse - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Hilary ride to the rescue when an aging racehorse is marked for that big paddock in the sky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184119 +0000" stop="20260307192647 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E22</title>
    <desc>While Ryan and Jack try to recover a pair of cursed snowshoes, Micki hears from one of Ryan's street contacts, a punk named Johnny. He's managed to track down a pool cue that bears a cursed. The player who owns it can't be beat, and there are the usual trail of impaled bodies. The pool player is hoping to make enough money to marry his fiancee. It turns out that he knows nothing about the curse, and it is his fiancee that is killing people so that he will eventually murder her. Eventually he finds out, and she kills him. The woman is locked up and Micki and Johnny recover the cue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182356 +0000" stop="20260307190708 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tyra is desperate and once again turns to Landry. Coach and Tami learn of a change that could dismantle the Panthers team. Tim sees another side of Lyla. Matt flips out when Grandma suffers an accident. Tensions escalate between JD and Joe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190708 +0000" stop="20260307194927 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underdogs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>J.D.'s dad has to deal with child protective services after his fight with J.D. Tyra realizes that life isn't fair and that she needs to do whatever is necessary to get in to college. Matt and Tim prepare for the last game of their high school career: The Texas State Championship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180339 +0000" stop="20260307182627 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Hypnosis Tape - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Monica agrees to a date with one of her restaurant customers. Phoebe's half-brother visits and announces he is getting married. Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking, with surprising results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182627 +0000" stop="20260307184911 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Tiny T-Shirt - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Rachel goes on her first date after splitting from Ross.  Joey develops a crush on his costar.
Monica continues to date Pete, even though she is still not attracted to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184911 +0000" stop="20260307191200 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Dollhouse - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Rachel regrets setting up Chandler with her boss, Joanna. Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191200 +0000" stop="20260307193449 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Chick and the Duck - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Monica considers a dream job in Pete's new restaurant. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193449 +0000" stop="20260307195734 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Screamer - S03E22</title>
    <desc>At the premiere of Joey's big play; Ross concludes that Rachel's date is insane. Joey gets upset when Kate is offered a job in Los Angeles. Phoebe is placed on hold by her phone company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182849 +0000" stop="20260307191053 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unearthed - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After a teenage girl is pronounced brain dead, her mother takes her off life support, but when doctors operate quickly to remove her organs, the deceased girl shockingly awakens screaming an alphanumeric code. Equally as perplexing as her resurrection is that she is now somehow able to speak Russian and possesses classified information only a high-ranking soldier would know. While the girl's mind-bending condition intensifies, Walter dusts off some old lab videos and hypothesizes the unthinkable, sending Olivia and Peter to investigate the bewildering case in an original.

(This is a season 1 un-aired episode)</desc>
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    <title>Johari Window - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Following an unexplained attack involving hideously deformed humans, the Fringe team visits the small town in upstate New York to uncover leads surrounding the bizarre case. When it's determined that these deformed people have managed to hide themselves for a while and they'll do just about anything to keep it that way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181045 +0000" stop="20260307182141 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Dark Horse - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182141 +0000" stop="20260307183222 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183222 +0000" stop="20260307184338 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Issues - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184338 +0000" stop="20260307185508 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Image Problem - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185508 +0000" stop="20260307190624 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190624 +0000" stop="20260307191725 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191725 +0000" stop="20260307192811 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192811 +0000" stop="20260307193912 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193912 +0000" stop="20260307194943 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194943 +0000" stop="20260307200024 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181039 +0000" stop="20260307183309 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unmarried Bra Whisperer - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When Cookie discovers that Jimmy was engaged to someone else when he met her, but never mentioned it, she moves out. Now living on her own, Cookie finds a job as a bra-fitting consultant and proves to be a genius at the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183309 +0000" stop="20260307185539 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spicy Apocalypse - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In an effort to raise money to send Petey to an underwater science school, Jimmy sells a formula Cheech invented for spice neutralizer to Wheatthin. When the formula is stolen, the family must investigate the crime and find the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185539 +0000" stop="20260307191809 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance Wore a Unitard - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Carlo Gambini tracks the Falcones to Regina. He’s there to kill Cheech… or is he there just to see Gina again. Gina’s faced with a choice: side with the only boy she’s ever “like-liked” or save Uncle Cheech from certain death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191809 +0000" stop="20260307194039 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym but he proves to be hopeless at sparring - until his opponent insults his politically-correct views.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183417 +0000" stop="20260307191437 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Electric Dune Buggy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ian finds an old fiberglass dune buggy body under some junk then is hired to build it as a present for the owner's wife. In the spirit of reusing and repurposing, Ian uses an old forklift electric motor to make an electric powered dune buggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191437 +0000" stop="20260307195352 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>55 Oldsmobile Part 1 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Duty calls as Ian attempts to transform a beat-up 1955 Oldsmobile into a classic custom. Taking on the abandoned project, Ian gets in deep as he cuts the car completely apart and rebuilds it with some big fabrication twists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182432 +0000" stop="20260307185144 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosted - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Steve and DJ's "two-week-iversary" turns into a gift-giving competition. Steph performs at her first kids' party, and Ramona gets ghosted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185144 +0000" stop="20260307191857 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Escape - S04E05</title>
    <desc>DJ and Steve go on a double date with Matt and his new girlfriend. Steph and Kimmy host a Lamaze class at the house -- with hilarious results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191857 +0000" stop="20260307194606 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angels' Night Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>While Joey watches the boys at home, DJ and the girls don flashy costumes for a '70s-themed cruise. But it's not quite the crowd they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181002 +0000" stop="20260307183331 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All The Way Down - S08E10</title>
    <desc>The crew investigates whether the universe is a simulation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183331 +0000" stop="20260307185842 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Amigo - S09E01</title>
    <desc>After Bender sells an NFT representing the "Concept of Bender", he feels lost and returns to his ancestral village in Mexico to rediscover himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185842 +0000" stop="20260307192329 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quids Game - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Bizarre aliens force the crew to reenact all the classic children’s games Fry played at his 8th birthday party... except this time, they are played TO THE DEATH!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192329 +0000" stop="20260307194725 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Temp - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A mysterious temp worker takes over Fry's job... as well as his entire life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181347 +0000" stop="20260307183605 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Favorite Things - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wet-Suit and Leatherneck have never, ever got along but their heated rivalry must take a backseat when Serpentor begins collecting artifacts from his former lives to gain power, and Leatherneck is poisoned trying to stop him. Wet-Suit has to prove he doesn't have any hard feelings for Leatherneck, as he and Lifeline risk their lives trying to recover an antidote from Serpentor's blood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183605 +0000" stop="20260307185820 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Flagg! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Joes stumble upon an oil platform being used by Cobra to try to salvage the anti-matter pod that went down with the USS Flagg and the Cobra helicarrier. The Joes investigate, followed by Zartan and the Dreadknocks, but both teams are captured by an insane Cobra cook named LaCar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185820 +0000" stop="20260307192033 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninja Holiday - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sergeant Slaughter is captured by Cobra Commander and goes through a series of blood sports with the prize being to assassinate Serpentor...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192033 +0000" stop="20260307194250 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece - S02E22</title>
    <desc>There is a Joe/Cobra battle over the Suez Canal when a spacecraft flies overhead and drops a glowing coil. When Joe and Cobra teams are dispatched to investigate, they are sent back to Ancient Greece...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180204 +0000" stop="20260307182613 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abra-CAT-Dabra! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A tiny top hat delivery leads to a dazzling day for new magician Baby Box. Meanwhile, her closest friends help her perform a boppin'-and-hoppin' trick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182613 +0000" stop="20260307185021 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fairy Festival! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>5...4...3...2...1. It's fairy o'clock - and the start of a fantastic festival, featuring rides, games, cotton candy and a new friend with a flower contest dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185021 +0000" stop="20260307191430 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollhouse FairyTales - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Tall tales come to life with a king, a mermaid and so much more as Gabby and the gang create and celebrate enchanting fairytales in a storybook castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191430 +0000" stop="20260307193838 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Easter Kitty Bunny - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy practice patience as they wait for a super cute egg to hatch. Luckily, Kitty Fairy, MerCat and DJ Catnip are there to lend helping paws!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180235 +0000" stop="20260307182653 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brat Pack - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Beef is punished by Ms. McBrain to take over a class full of little kids.
who are alot of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182653 +0000" stop="20260307185111 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Founders' Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Doyle, Aimee, Milo and Creep fall into Professor Icenstein's time machine and go back to the day that Galaxy High was founded.
But by being there,they alter time and have to make sure that Galaxy High gets created somehow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185111 +0000" stop="20260307191529 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191529 +0000" stop="20260307193948 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from Earth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At a big game, Doyle is knocked out, and wakes up 15 years later to find he has grown into a giant.
All the former Galaxy High students are on    Earth and Beef's army has been ordered to destroy Doyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181842 +0000" stop="20260307195113 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Night - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Arya looks to prove her worth as a fighter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180539 +0000" stop="20260307184502 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Blast - S05E12</title>
    <desc>This episode features the violent Tango Blast Gang of Houston.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184502 +0000" stop="20260307192927 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snitch Slaughter - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Vagos motorcycle gang rules California's San Bernadino County.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181915 +0000" stop="20260307184128 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutie and the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Garfield makes Nermal think people don't find him cute any more, which drives Nermal away. Garfield is satisfied, but Odie won't leave him alone about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184128 +0000" stop="20260307190403 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Zone - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jon buys a Satellite Dish, Garfield tries to fix the reception while holding lasagna and gets trapped inside some TV shows. Odie is frightened as he holds the remote and changes channels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190403 +0000" stop="20260307192651 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepytime Pig - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Orson tries to get some sleep, a temporary sandman is sent to help out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192651 +0000" stop="20260307194936 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yojumbo - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Jon takes up karate to learn how to defend himself and impress Liz. Meanwhile, Garfield creates a samurai persona called Yojumbo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181004 +0000" stop="20260307182222 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscle Mouse - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Jon is so grateful to Garfield for keeping mice away from the house!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182222 +0000" stop="20260307183435 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Write Stuff - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Jon in prison! Liz marries Eddie Gourmand! Garfield adopts Nermal! Well, Samuel W. Underburger certainly doesn't do comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183435 +0000" stop="20260307184652 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupid Cat - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Jon tries to help his brother Doc Boy find a companion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184652 +0000" stop="20260307185904 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Control Freak - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Nathan tests a out device that can control people's minds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185904 +0000" stop="20260307191116 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Witch Way - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Cauldron's niece wants to marry Jon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191116 +0000" stop="20260307192341 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Cat People - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Neferkitty (or Fuzzbutton) turns everybody in town to stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192341 +0000" stop="20260307193551 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garfield-Only Show - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Garfield decides to fire all the other characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193551 +0000" stop="20260307194744 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Filthy Fugitives - S03E34</title>
    <desc>Jon gives out a cash reward to whoever gives Garfield and Odie a bath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194744 +0000" stop="20260307200011 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smartest Dog in the World - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Cauldron casts a spell on Odie that makes him smarter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181903 +0000" stop="20260307184153 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Cyberbiotics are cutting down the rainforest in Guatemala, and have hired Jackal and Hyena to take care of the local Gargoyle clan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184153 +0000" stop="20260307190444 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentinel - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Arriving on Easter Island, Elisa is hit by taken by a strange being. When she is found again, she has no memories of herself... or the gargoyles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190444 +0000" stop="20260307192733 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushido - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Gargoyles and humans have lived in peace in a Japanese village for centuries, but a businessman plans to exploit that trust for financial gain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192733 +0000" stop="20260307195023 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud Fathers - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Xanatos is buying up Native American land, and Elisa's father and sister decide to find out what he plans to do with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181234 +0000" stop="20260307184200 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff and Stacey is thrilled to be at home again. Smithy comes to terms with life in Essex without his best mate, whilst Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan down Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil. But how will Smithy react to news from Nessa that it is a double celebration? And what will Gavin's answer be to Stacey's request?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184200 +0000" stop="20260307191036 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Interview - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Stacey is trying for a new job whilst ensuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise! Dave is not a happy bunny when Nessa tells him she is taking Neil the baby to Essex to see his dad. Meanwhile, over at the Shipman's house, Dawn and Pete have joined Pam and Mick for a beer-and-curry night of huge proportions - at the Billericay house of fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191036 +0000" stop="20260307195334 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cardiff - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pam and Mick are having second thoughts about the conservatory, whilst Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house-guests - all the Essex boys down for a big night out in Cardiff - and having a sleep-over at his place! Smithy gets in a state about seeing Nessa after their most recent embarrassing meeting, and Stacey makes a worrying discovery. But is telling Gavin the right thing to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180235 +0000" stop="20260307184410 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184410 +0000" stop="20260307192545 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180240 +0000" stop="20260307182223 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job - S05E09</title>
    <desc>George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182223 +0000" stop="20260307184209 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184209 +0000" stop="20260307190154 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family - S05E11</title>
    <desc>George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190154 +0000" stop="20260307192139 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Enrolls Like That - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192139 +0000" stop="20260307194124 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Keeps Truant to Himself - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When things get tough for George, he drops out of school.  He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181322 +0000" stop="20260307183740 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Four (1) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Max and 99 follow the wrong map and end up at KAOS's new HQ instead of the maternity ward.

99 is incredibly close to giving birth, which is making Max nervous and unable to pay attention to his job. He spends all of his time trying to find the shortest way to get 99 to the hospital. At the same time, CONTROL is desperately trying to find the new location of KAOS HQ. It's made more urgent because Simon the Likable is coming to town to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon. Simon is unstoppable because everyone that sees him instantly likes him and will do anything for him. Max and Simon get their directions mixed up and Simon goes to the maternity hospital while Max takes 99 to KAOS HQ, Sunny Slope Sanitarium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183740 +0000" stop="20260307190154 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Four (2) - S05E08</title>
    <desc>CONTROL must defeat Simon the Likable while 99 delivers twins.

Max and 99 escape and manage to get to the correct hospital in time for her to have twins, a boy and a girl. While everyone is congratulating Max, Simon tries to escape until he runs into the one person who doesn't like him, 99's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190154 +0000" stop="20260307192610 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physician Impossible - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mistaken for a doctor and his nurse, Max and 99 are kidnapped and forced to operate on a wounded gangster.

CONTROL is transporting vicious killer Big Eddie Little to jail by pretending to run in a marathon with him. Little breaks away from Max, but not before Max shoots him in the shoulder. Little gets away, vowing to kill Max. Max ignores his threats and goes to visit 99 and the twins in the hospital. Dressed in hospital scrubs, Max and 99 are taken for a doctor and nurse by KAOS and taken to a remote cabin to remove the bullet from Little's shoulder. Only by pretending to remove the bullet can Max escape from the cabin alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192610 +0000" stop="20260307195026 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apes of Rath - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength.  The only clue is an empty banana peel.  It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape.

CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered, completely puzzling CONTROL. What they don't know is KAOS is using Chucko, an ape made to look like a human being, as the assassin. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and a new agent, Chuck Armstrong, is assigned as his protector. Unfortunately, Armstrong is actually Chucko the Ape. Before Max discovers Armstrong's real identity, Armstrong reverts back to Chucko and takes 99 to the roof of Max's building, just like in King Kong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182113 +0000" stop="20260307190314 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pasadena Ritual House - S19E03</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate the Pasadena, California, home of a self-proclaimed Satanist. A seance conducted inside the historic Victorian house reveals an inhuman presence has attached itself to Aaron and is trying to communicate with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190314 +0000" stop="20260307194515 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horror in Biggs - S20E01</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate a demonic entity terrorizing a small California town. Many locals believe the malicious spirit is responsible for a series of horrific deaths, and an exorcism may be the only way to save their souls from its dark clutches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181956 +0000" stop="20260307184036 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conscience - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A man's conscience has a life of its own as his secrets are exposed while he seems to be in a trance and everyone says he was the one that told them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184036 +0000" stop="20260307190137 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep No More - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A woman with a special gift for treating nightmares is herself afflicted with them after each session.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190137 +0000" stop="20260307192223 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point Hope - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious lighthouse keeper apparently saves a woman from suicide, but she says she fell when the bridge railing broke and she wants to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192223 +0000" stop="20260307194250 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stainless Blade - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A magician, newly apprenticed to a master magician, and his wife learn the secret of the sword act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182530 +0000" stop="20260307190935 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horror Show - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Melinda investigates the haunting of a college student after the student sees a horror movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190935 +0000" stop="20260307195413 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadbeat Dads - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Professor Payne meets Elliot, the brilliant son of one of his old girlfriends. When Payne discovers that the boy is almost 10-years-old, he realizes he may be the boy's father. This angers his deceased wife. After watching Payne, Elliot, and the boy's mother, Melinda tells Jim she wants to have a baby. 

Melinda meets with Carl, a detective she hired to trace her father's whereabouts after he left Melinda and her mother. Carl stops by the house to give her the little bit of information he collected on her father and something strange happens to him while he talks to Melinda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180317 +0000" stop="20260307184802 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>got your siX - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Determined to find out more information behind what Sentinel Services did to an old friend of his, Thunderbird spearheads a mission to get answers. Meanwhile, Lauren encounters a new friend with useful powers and Blink makes a big decision regarding her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184802 +0000" stop="20260307193349 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXtreme measures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Eclipse receives a call from his ex-lover, Carmen, and must revisit his dark past in order to protect the Underground. Reed and Sage comb through some secret files they recovered and find alarming information about Lauren's new friend. Meanwhile, Thunderbird helps Blink open up about her past life and Jace greenlights a special surveillance program with the help of Dr. Campbell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182357 +0000" stop="20260307184920 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Dictator - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184920 +0000" stop="20260307191423 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smile, You're on Mars Camera - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A NASA satellite with a TV camera, accidentally lands on the island instead of the intended target: Mars.  The castaways try to communicate their S.O.S. when the camera is operational.  However, with the help of a Gilligan goof-up, the castaways are covered with glue and feathers, and the NASA scientists mistakenly believe they are seeing the first proof of life on Mars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191423 +0000" stop="20260307193943 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweepstakes - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184345 +0000" stop="20260307192800 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Uncles and Vegetables - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Lorelai and Rory pitch in at the diner while Luke plans his Uncle Louie's funeral. Emily goes completely overboard in helping Sookie plan her wedding. Luke is upset when family and friends cite Louie's unpleasant personality as a reason for not attending his funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181411 +0000" stop="20260307183919 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Katie practices her jazz routine to ""Maniac"" for a show that will be taking pace soon in Glenawn. As the family is getting ready, rehearsing for the show, a boy named Joey comes by collecting for Jerry's kids. The family falls for his act, and as he leaves, Simpson says he is a con artist. Joey Donovan is his name, and his Uncle Jerry dropped him off and left him in Glenlawn, because his dad Tim is at sea. The social worker tells the Chief that Joey will stay with the family over the weekend and will be placed in a foster home shortly. Nell then loses control of Joey, and he escapes, taking her money, and goes to the bus station. However, Nell finds him, drags him home, and doesn't know what she is going to do with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183919 +0000" stop="20260307190415 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Joey goes on a hunger strike and says he is not going to an orphanage. Nell then lies to Joey and tells him that she made a friend of a man whose window she broke years ago when she was a child. Joey beleives her, and knows Nell is not a liar, like many adults he knows are. Nell then tells the Chief he owes her, and she deserves to take Joey in as her foster child. The Chief objects, but Joey tells him he is right, and even himself wouldnt want him as a foster child. The Chief's feelings change, and Joey is accepted into the family as their foster child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190415 +0000" stop="20260307192921 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mayor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Mayor of Glenlawn falls for Nell, who wants nothing to do with him. He tells her that the Chief will get his  new patrol car if he gets her. At his condo, she seduces him, and he tells her she is coming onto him. She tells him that he treated her wrong, and he appologizes, and tells her he will see her at the ceremony when he donates the patrol car to the Chief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192921 +0000" stop="20260307195427 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melissa - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Chief is awarded man of the year, and Nell tries to fix him up with a woman named Melissa. What he doesn't know is that she is a man, who was once Officer Simpson's karate instructor in St. Louis. When she knows it has gone too far, Melissa confesses to Nell, who has to tell the Chief she set him up with a man, which ends in havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181042 +0000" stop="20260307183300 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the Real World - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Riley has trouble with her debate assignment when she must argue if people are naturally good or evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183300 +0000" stop="20260307185648 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Bear - S03E12</title>
    <desc>It's a state of emergency in the Matthews household when Riley's childhood teddy bear, Barry, is missing; Riley gathers a search party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185648 +0000" stop="20260307191921 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the Great Lady of New York - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The students learn about their diverse heritage during Cultural Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191921 +0000" stop="20260307194139 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets She Don't Like Me - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Riley tries to make new friends in high school; the students learn a new lesson in health class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180137 +0000" stop="20260307182927 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Child - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hannah attends the funeral of her editor; Hannah tries to help Adam and Caroline work through their issues; Jessa makes some positive changes; Ray gives Marnie advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182927 +0000" stop="20260307185643 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Snacks - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Hannah gets a job writing advertorials; Shoshanna reconsiders her break up in light of Ray's success; Ray and Marnie clash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185643 +0000" stop="20260307192451 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach House - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Hannah and her friends go on a weekend getaway; Hannah runs into Elijah and invites him to the beach house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192451 +0000" stop="20260307195257 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incidentals - S03E08</title>
    <desc>During a GQ advertorial interview, Patti LuPone warns Hannah that Adam's new career path may cause unexpected problems. Meanwhile, Jessa's boredom at work is interrupted by a surprise visit from an old acquaintance. Later, Hannah is assigned to review the Gramercy Park Hotel, and the group celebrates good news with Adam's new friend Desi, whom Marnie finds particularly captivating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180618 +0000" stop="20260307183021 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Flamingo Mami - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Diego needs you on a mountain rescue to help Miami Flamingo make it back to Flamingo Lake in time to see her baby hatch... and to save the rising lake water too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183021 +0000" stop="20260307185423 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bobo's Mother's Day! - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Diego helps the Bobo brothers act like good monkeys for Mother's Day by getting them to assist the other animals in the jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185423 +0000" stop="20260307193846 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Polar Bear Rescue - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Diego, Dora, Alicia, and Baby Jaguar go to the Arctic to save some baby polar bears from melting ice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181256 +0000" stop="20260307185507 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>At McKinnon Creek, Todd Hoffman and his crew are doing their utmost to extract 2700 ounces of gold, but the pressure is beginning to get to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185507 +0000" stop="20260307193742 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eldorado Dream - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jack gets to chase his dream at Eldorado, the richest documented creek in North America. Parker's crew pushes hard in an attempt to have Treasure Island live up to its name. Tony discovers his dredge is pouring gold out of its sluices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182813 +0000" stop="20260307191154 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tragic Beginning - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A heartbreaking revelation sends shock waves through the crew as they tackle their toughest dive site yet in search of millions in gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191154 +0000" stop="20260307195616 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Out of the Gate - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Reeling from tragic news, Dustin and the miners fight to get a diver in the water earlier than ever before, and their determination is rewarded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180845 +0000" stop="20260307183015 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geoff the Pleaser - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Adam questions his career path of filmmaking when "the other Adam" moves back from Los Angeles and warns him making it big in Hollywood isn't easy. Meanwhile, the JTP house is in shambles, and Geoff becomes the home manager as they know how much he loves to please and can't say no.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183015 +0000" stop="20260307185144 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preventa Mode - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Erica and Barry receive the same grade in class, Erica knows something's up and finds out something very interesting about her brother. Meanwhile, Beverly gets involved to help Adam win his crush as a date for the upcoming Cupid Couples' Skate at William Penn Academy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185144 +0000" stop="20260307191316 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave Kim's Party - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A big party is being thrown at Dave Kim's house and Pops has a plan to make Adam cool for the big event. Meanwhile, Beverly's cookbook has made her "famous," leading her to become out of control and fame-hungry, but eventually she learns an important lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191316 +0000" stop="20260307193448 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Swap - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Adam is torn between following Beverly's rules when it comes to off-campus lunch or going to the mall food court with his friends. Meanwhile, after using Barry's college ID to get food at the dorm, Geoff goes overboard and becomes the "student" Barry wishes he could be</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193448 +0000" stop="20260307195614 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fish Story - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Adam and Murray don't want to go on a camping trip, so father and son create a film faking it; Erica joins an all-girl a cappella group and learns an important lesson after taking over the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181007 +0000" stop="20260307183402 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zborn Again - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing.  Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183402 +0000" stop="20260307185739 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one.  So she joins a convent and moves out.  Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185739 +0000" stop="20260307192136 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. George Devereaux - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him, her supposedly dead husband, George.  Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192136 +0000" stop="20260307194533 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water.  Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth.  While Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she tells him she loves him, he doesn't respond with what she hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181113 +0000" stop="20260307183641 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer Overcomes the Obstacle Course - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gomes tries to pass the obstacle course to please Sgt. Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183641 +0000" stop="20260307190222 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest in the Barracks - S01E02</title>
    <desc>To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer breaks regulations and sneaks a recruit's girlfriend in to visit him in the barracks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190222 +0000" stop="20260307192750 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Ralph Skunk - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gomer adopts a pet skunk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192750 +0000" stop="20260307195353 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Ironpants - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a straight-laced lady Marine officer reports him for not saluting her, Gomer attempts to help transform her into an attractive woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183928 +0000" stop="20260307192155 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184053 +0000" stop="20260307192404 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends and Family - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Shaun visits his father on his deathbed and the family reunion reveals unexpected results. Melendez, Park, Reznick and Claire treat an injured star NFL player with severe spinal damage. Claire addresses her mental health.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Is Bonzer! - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Silly Season - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Alicia's client confesses under duress to murdering a fellow prison inmate, Cary's team seeks to challenge by uncovering an unlikely connection between the two inmates. Wendy threatens to expose a Florrick family issue in hopes of forcing Peter to drop out of the race.</desc>
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    <title>Real Deal - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While Alicia races against Louis Canning to round up the most clients for an Erin Brockovich-style class action lawsuit, a mole is detected in LGB law firm, who seems to be working for Louis.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Home - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Let Yourself Go - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Don't Fence Me In - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gary buys a shop for his new business selling World War Two items, and Ron terrifies the protagonist when suggesting he might have influenced the Americans' decisions over Pearl Harbor. Thus to prevent putting a dint in history, back in the 1940s Gary tries convincing a senior American of the Japanese attack.</desc>
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    <title>A Pizza the Action - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a failing pizza franchise, thanks to Pete.</desc>
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    <title>To Catch a Goof - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Pete goes on a diet, Goofy works on his ninja training techniques, and a burglar is roaming around town. What do these three scenarios have in common? That's up to the families and the police to decide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185948 +0000" stop="20260307192236 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gunfight at the Okie Doke Corral - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Goofy tells about his cowboy ancestor, Mopalong Goofy.</desc>
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    <title>Clan of the Cave Goof - S02E13</title>
    <desc>In the last episode, Goofy tells Max about his cavemen ancestors how important regular dental checkups are.</desc>
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    <title>Be Careful What You Wish For… - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Samantha has found someone who will grant her three wishes. But now Sam’s wishes are turning her life into a living nightmare!</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Mutant (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Skipper Matthews has an awesome comic book collection. His favorite one is called The Masked Mutant. It's about an evil supervillian who's out to rule the universe! Skipper can't get enough of The Mutant. Until one day he gets lost in a strange part of town. And finds a building that looks exactly like The Mutant's headquarters. A building that appears and disappears. Has Skipper read one too many comic books? Or does The Masked Mutant really live in Riverview Falls?</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Mutant (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Skipper Matthews has an awesome comic book collection. His favorite one is called The Masked Mutant. It's about an evil supervillain who's out to rule the universe! Skipper can't get enough of The Mutant. Until one day he gets lost in a strange part of town. And finds a building that looks exactly like The Mutant's secret headquarters. A building that appears and disappers. Has Skipper read one too many comic books? Or does The Masked Mutant really live in Riverview Falls?</desc>
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    <title>Bad Hare Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trick cards, floating scarves, disappearing doves. Tim Swanson loves magic tricks. Someday he wants to be a real magician. Just like his all-time favorite hero, Amaz-O. But then Tim goes to Amaz-O's show. And he finds out his idol is a total grump. That's when Tim decides to steal the bag of tricks. Amaz-O's bag of secret tricks. Scary tricks. The one that makes a person really disappear. And that talking rabbit...</desc>
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    <title>The Headless Ghost - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows about Hill House. It's the biggest tourist attraction in town. That's because it's haunted. Haunted by the ghost of a thirteen-year-old boy. A boy with no head! Duane and Stephanie love Hill House. It's dark. And creepy. And totally scary. Still, they've never actually seen the ghost. Until the night they decide to go on a search. A search for his head...</desc>
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    <title>Fetch Bistro - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay travels to Fetch Bistro, a restaurant designed to serve both people and dogs in Wichita, KS, where he and his team discover that the restaurant itself could use some major clean-up.</desc>
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    <title>Patrick Molloy's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's 'Hell On Wheels' travels to Patrick Molloy's, a family-owned American restaurant and bar, located on the Hermosa Beach pier. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay and his team discover a deep-rooted family feud that has been holding the restaurant back for quite some time. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster - all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Wonderful Lie - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the annual Snowflake Ball approaches, Blair and Chuck make a bet that they can find the perfect date for one another. Aaron's ex-girlfriend expresses interest in Dan, creating mixed feelings for Serena.</desc>
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    <title>O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A sudden and tragic event impacts the lives of everyone on the Upper East Side.</desc>
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    <title>Kent, 2005 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>John Cadney and Marnie Moon have never had a permanent home. For 16 years they've camped on land owned by Marnie's parents because they could never afford to buy a house in the area where they live. So John, a carpenter, rolled his sleeves up and decided to build a house for his family with his bare hands.
After much searching for the right kind of house they settled on an environmentally friendly four-bedroom log cabin. The whole thing was imported from Finland as hundreds of pre-cut bits of wood. All John had to do is figure out how it all fits together!</desc>
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    <title>Grand Designs Revisited: Hackney 2005 - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Aston, Astronauts and Angelina's Children - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Richard Hammond is at the track in the new Aston Martin V8 Vantage, James May looks back at the cars of the legendary Apollo astronauts, and Jeremy Clarkson embarks on a series of elaborate and extremely thorough tests to prove that the Citroen C3 Aircross is spacious, practical and better than an elephant.</desc>
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    <title>Pitch and Complain - S19E07</title>
    <desc>Will mistakenly tells a customer his drivetrain is installed. When photos are requested, Will pressures Doug to install this '70 GTX's 440-6 drivetrain ASAP -- which backfires on Will, big time! Meanwhile Mark is back to torturing Aaron with "pitches."</desc>
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    <title>Double Dipper - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stan throws a big weekend party to promote the Mystery Shack. Dipper makes clones of himself to impress Wendy. Mabel fights for the Party Queen title in honor of her two friends.</desc>
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    <title>Irrational Treasure - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Dipper and Mabel discover evidence that the reported town founder is a hoax, they set out to expose the historical cover-up and prove that Mabel's silliness is not a bad thing.</desc>
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    <title>The Time Traveler's Pig - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>After being challenged to a fight by Wendy's boyfriend Robbie, Dipper is shocked when his favorite Fight Fighters fighter, Rumble McSkirmish, comes to life to defend him, but Dipper soon loses control of Rumble and has to find a way to stop him from seriously injuring Robbie</desc>
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    <title>Jude-night Run Adventure - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Wolf has to track down Judy before they miss their dinner at a fancy French restaurant. Meanwhile, Honeybee looks for a replacement diner to join them.</desc>
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    <title>Sunset Beeflevard Adventure - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Reservoir Dad Adventure - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Beef discovers the thrills of stunt fishing.</desc>
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    <title>MIB: Men in Belts Adventure - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Super Smash Lovers Adventure - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Saturday on Sunset Boulevard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Russians are trying to find an heiress and her Russian husband in order to force them to establish a missile cache hold on their private island. Bill needs Ralph's help when he is suspected of failing a lie-detector test at FBI headquarters.</desc>
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    <title>Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Ralph's Nuptials - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Oliver and the Cornstalk - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Beauty is Skin Deep - S05E13</title>
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    <title>The Lonely Herdsman - S03E02</title>
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    <title>If You Go Down To The Woods - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Sweet Sorrow - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Whole Book - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Broken Road - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Good Mourning - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Cold Blooded - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Twelve Days of Krampus - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The Kid's Still Got It - S07E07</title>
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    <title>There Must Be a Pony - S07E08</title>
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    <title>The Big Fix - S07E09</title>
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    <title>Home Malone - S07E10</title>
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    <title>What I Want - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Grown - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Bon Voyage to the Cal U Titans! Old friends and new reunite on a yacht to celebrate Andre’s graduation, but will Andre’s party be ruined by his real-world responsibilities? Aaron confronts Zoey about their future.</desc>
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    <title>Late Registration - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the series premiere, Zoey Johnson arrives at California University certain she will be a hot shot on campus, but quickly learns she may have a little more growing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe - S01E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260307181038 +0000" stop="20260307190043 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island in the Desert (2) - S20E12</title>
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    <title>The Colonel - S20E13</title>
    <desc>A drunkard ex colonel overhears plans of robbery and murder while spending a night in jail, but isn't sure if it was a dream.</desc>
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    <title>Kali - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Left reeling by the launch of a rival, Mutiny takes measures to ensure its survival. Meanwhile, Gordon pays a price in an attempt to quell his paranoia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185914 +0000" stop="20260307194446 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven is a Place - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When the Clark family descends into crisis, Gordon helps Joe. Cameron envisions a new future for Mutiny.</desc>
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    <title>The Silent Scream - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Other Women - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A baby shower provokes a troubling shift in Offred’s relationship with Serena Joy. Offred reckons with the choice she made that led her to become a Handmaid.</desc>
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    <title>Seeds - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Offred spirals as a Gilead ceremony disrupts her relationship with Nick. Janine tries to adjust to life in the Colonies, jeopardizing her friendship with Emily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180110 +0000" stop="20260307182410 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paint Job - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Preparation at the Community center</desc>
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    <title>Stretch's Cookies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Portillo needs a new oven in time for a baking contest;</desc>
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    <title>Page Turner - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Turner thinks books are silly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191113 +0000" stop="20260307193413 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tight Squeeze - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Squeeze dislikes being the smallest tool</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193413 +0000" stop="20260307195715 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julieta's Monster - S01E06</title>
    <desc>a little girl thinks there is a monster in her closet.</desc>
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    <title>Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Robbie goes on a date with Lilly's Mom, but when things don't go as planned, Miley &amp; Lilly fight over who's at fault. Jackson and Rico pretend to be each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183432 +0000" stop="20260307185704 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Will Always Loathe You - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dolly And Mamaw drag an unwilling Miley into their long time feud. Oliver and Rico have auditions for the best "Rico" to star in a commercial for the shack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185704 +0000" stop="20260307191936 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Ball - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Miley thinks she has hit a home run when she finds a way to replace Jackson's prize possession she ruined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191936 +0000" stop="20260307194208 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Uncle Earl comes to visit and expects Miley to help him become a rock star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181352 +0000" stop="20260307185657 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hassun - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Will Graham's trial begins and he must watch as those closest to him are forced to take sides. Jack Crawford scathing report about his conduct with Will, is pulled in conflicting directions. He acknowledges that he may be partially to blame for pushing his star pupil over the edge. To add confusion to an already suspenseful trial, a court bailiff is killed in a Copycat-like manner and those closest to Will start to wonder if they were wrong about him. The outcome of the entire trial hangs in the balance as one last key victim is served up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185657 +0000" stop="20260307194005 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takiawase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A killer murders their victim and converts the cranial cavity into a beehive, leaving the corpse for the authorities. Meanwhile, Beverly secretly consults with Will to figure out who the mural killer is, and Will insists that Hannibal is both the Chesapeake Ripper and the Copycat Killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182030 +0000" stop="20260307190751 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie Loves Pinky (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Fonzie reunites with an old flame, Pinky Tuscadero, who is in town to perform motorcycle stunts at a demolition derby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190751 +0000" stop="20260307193328 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie Loves Pinky (3) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Though he's up against the two Mallachi brothers by himself, Fonzie is able to win the demolition derby.  While waiting at the hospital for Pinky to be released, Fonzie tells Richie that he loves her and wants to marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193328 +0000" stop="20260307195904 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mind of His Own - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After having been in several fights recently, on the advice of the Cunninghams, Fonzie agrees to see a psychologist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180959 +0000" stop="20260307183051 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave of the Dead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dave shocks everyone by quitting his job and plans to open a restaurant; Jane and Max face off in silly challenges; Penny is exhausted by trying to keep up with her new boyfriend's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183051 +0000" stop="20260307185149 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl With the David Tattoo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Former couple Dave and Alex regret their couples tattoos; Jane feels Max is missing Mr. Right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185149 +0000" stop="20260307191322 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Got Male - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A big chain coffee store becomes Alex's competition; Dave runs into his high school teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191322 +0000" stop="20260307193429 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bo Fight - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alex's string of "girls' nights out" doesn't sit well with Penny; Max pushes Dave to get even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193429 +0000" stop="20260307195533 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barefoot Pedaler - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A concert outing goes awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184344 +0000" stop="20260307194109 +0000" channel="C986.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sean becomes prime suspect when Leonie is raped, and the authorities believe he could be responsible for the string of murders Andy and the team have been investigating. Meanwhile, John has to think fast when he's asked why his number was on Vicky's phone, and a gift for Ryan on his tenth birthday reminds Catherine that danger may be closer than she thinks. Elsewhere, Daryl takes action when he is confronted by the three lads who have been bullying him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183628 +0000" stop="20260307191730 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Camp With the Dallas Cowboys Week 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>New Cowboys coach Dave Campo explains his rules for training camp to the team. Several players tensions rise for a spot on the 53-man roster. There is also a look into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders bond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181521 +0000" stop="20260307183612 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life After Death - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With Ashley gone, business seems to really be picking up - or at least that what Seth thinks. A disagreement over a customer's loan erupts into a knockdown, drag out battle. Then, a rare automobile has Les and Seth very interested. Will they pony up or watch this dream car drive away? And later, Les longs to bring Ashley back into the business, but Seth will have none of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183612 +0000" stop="20260307185756 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Queen - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Les snaps when a customer threatens to throw down over a broken necklace. Then, the Golds are presented with Saddam Hussein's signed personal documents and Iraqi currency. Will his signature prove to be the real thing or not worth the paper it's written on? And later, Les calls Ashley in for a family sit-down. He wants her back at the shop, but she has plans of her own. Will daddy's darling return and change the family business forever or will Seth stand in the way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185756 +0000" stop="20260307191918 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Bomb - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A customer tries to rip off the store and quickly learns why you never mess with Les. Then, the Golds have the chance to buy a genuine Olympic torch. Will they win this deal or will victory elude them? And, a raging car fire in the parking lot threatens to catch the power lines, but things take a turn for the worst when the family learns someone may be inside the car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191918 +0000" stop="20260307194103 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Walks Out - S04E04</title>
    <desc>With Les gone, Ashley plots Seth's demise. Will he outwit his sister or fall prey to her divisive plan? Plus, a customer wants big cash for his jewelry but a disagreement over its worth leads to a vicious standoff. And, the Golds have the opportunity to buy a rare piece of memorabilia. Seth dangles an enticing deal in front of the seller, but one of them may be getting the shaft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181430 +0000" stop="20260307183726 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thawing Hearts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Harley and crew try to infiltrate Mr. Freeze’s lair only to become human lab rats for his experiments to find a cure for his cryogenically frozen wife, Nora.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183726 +0000" stop="20260307190021 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batman's Back, Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne awakens from his coma to find Gotham in shambles. Meanwhile, Two-Face attempts to forge a criminal alliance with Bane, to be the only two Big Bads left in Gotham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190021 +0000" stop="20260307192316 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Best Inmates Have Daddy Issues - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harley &amp; Ivy spot a seemingly sane Joker, they debate whether people can change – revisiting a flashback about Harleen Quinzel's first day at Arkham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192316 +0000" stop="20260307194612 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place to Go But Down - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Acting as a judge, Two Face sentences Harley and Ivy to life in Bane's prison. Meanwhile, Jim Gordon and Batgirl vow to take back the GCPD from Two Face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180650 +0000" stop="20260307181829 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An insight look into working at Sebben and Sebben.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181829 +0000" stop="20260307183005 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Theft - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Harvey runs into an old nemesis, The Deadly Duplicator, who unintentionally creates an army of Harveys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183005 +0000" stop="20260307184140 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shazzan - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Avenger inexplicably starts talking. Peanut discovers a vase that, when rubbed, releases Shazzan, now in servitude to Peanut. Shazzan accuses Mentok of having imprisoned him in the vase centuries ago for gazing on the king's intended. Mentok was a genie called Mufti the Mizwa of Muzzy Tah in those days, one of several identities he has had over the years. Shazzan insists on Peanut representing him, and Mentok, after he is captured, manipulates Harvey into representing him. Mentok insists that Shazzan is attempting to frame him, and escapes from court to retrieve the halves of a magic disk that, when put back together and the magic word thus revealed is spoken (by Avenger), imprisons Shazzan in the vase again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184140 +0000" stop="20260307185316 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Hippo - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus consumes radioactive pellets that transform him into "the creature," turning him green and tripling his waist size. Meanwhile, Atom Ant is charged with having high radiations levels in his home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185316 +0000" stop="20260307190450 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus takes over Sebben &amp; Sebben in Phil's absence. Reducto babysits Peanut on his birthday. Birdgirl/Judy is searching for her father Phil. Birdman goes to his highschool reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190450 +0000" stop="20260307191626 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birdnapped - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harvey decides to temporarily run the law firm, which leads to a full scale revolt, naturally. Armed with standard office supplies like staplers, manila envelopes and an occasional hand grenade, Sebben &amp; Sebben employees form a massive uprising. Meanwhile, X, distraught over being ignored by Harvey, kidnaps Birdgirl to capture his attention - and his dinner plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191626 +0000" stop="20260307192802 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grodin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>X attempts to take charge of his life and transform into his best evil self, hiring Perfectionist the Life Coach to help him to become more evil in just 4 easy steps. Meanwhile, Devlin blazes in on his hog, forcing Harvey to defend him (again). This time, a kid sues him for being injured from one of Devlin's toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192802 +0000" stop="20260307193938 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvey Birdman, Juror in Court - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Harvey suffers a mental breakdown in court, leading to the loss of a juror. At the same time, he's summoned to serve as a juror. On the same trial. But problem solved when Duplicator creates a 2nd Harvey to perform his civic duty. Can two Harveys win over a jury, when it's relatively clear that just one Harvey who tries really, really hard barely makes any substantial impact whatsoever? Meanwhile, Potamus claims sexual harassment at the hands of Judy Ken Sebben. Emotionally scarred, he finds comfort in support groups and hot interns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180842 +0000" stop="20260307185258 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain Of Events - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A doctor tracking venereal disease is murdered, and Five-O must track the series of encounters to find out who is a carrier. Their investigation is made doubly important by the murder of a young woman who is close to a upcoming politician. He seems a likely suspect but McGarrett suspects a deeper plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185258 +0000" stop="20260307194222 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey Out Of Limbo - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Danno is found in the back of a truck, dazed and confused, and McGarrett and the others must help him piece together how he came to be in that situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183709 +0000" stop="20260307192652 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Jack Burns - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens, Don Rich, Susan Raye and the Hagers - "But You Know I Love You"
Merle Haggard - "Mama Tried"
The Hagers - "With Lonely"
Roy Clark - "Yesterday When I Was Young"
Merle Haggard - "Branded Man"
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "Happy Times"
Susan Raye - "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On"
Grandpa Jones - "Mountain Dew"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182441 +0000" stop="20260307190739 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What in Hell's Kitchen? - S21E12</title>
    <desc>The final seven chefs compete in several challenges to earn their black jackets; two chefs are eliminated</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190739 +0000" stop="20260307195036 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fab Five Take Flight - S21E13</title>
    <desc>The black jacket final five are challenged to cook dishes with ingredients from different cities. James Beard Award winning Chef Michael Cimarusti joins Gordon to judge the chefs dishes. And, for the first time, chefs will prepare for dinner service in one kitchen, and one will be eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181955 +0000" stop="20260307184228 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Blind - S02E38</title>
    <desc>He-Man meets a blind boy called Lous, whose friends consider him to be helpless just because he is blind.  To give him a chance to prove himself, He-Man offers to take Lous on an adventure with himself and Ram Man, to the caves of the Singing Crystal.  Lous accompanies them to the caves, but once inside, a flash of light blinds both He-Man and Ram Man.  With all three of them blind, Lous uses his senses and bravery to lead them back to safety, across many dangerous obstacles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184228 +0000" stop="20260307190459 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Grayskull - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Orko runs away, thinking his friends don't really like him. The Sorceress solves his problem, but on his way back to the palace he is captured by Skeletor, who puts him under a spell to reveal the riddle of the jaw bridge. Skeletor uses this riddle to break into Grayskull, and The Sorceress must defend the castle while He-Man tries to free Orko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190459 +0000" stop="20260307192732 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Job Too Small - S02E40</title>
    <desc>As the heroes visit the planet Phantos, Evil-Lyn kidnaps Teela, Man-At-Arms and Orko, and takes them to Snake Mountain, where she shrinks them using a Reducto-Ray.  He-Man goes to rescue them, but finds them placed in a trap which will either shrink him or kill them if he uses mere brawn to save them.  So he realises he must use his brain to solve the problem- and since Teela has been complaining that Adam is lacking in brain power, he decides to do the job as Adam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192732 +0000" stop="20260307195005 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bitter Rose - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Orko wants to impress Dree Elle with a special birthday present, so he goes to Rose Mountain in search of the legendary Bitter Rose, which was formed by the tears of a grieving goddess.  However, when he picks the rose it causes an avalanche, which almost destroys the village of the Kex below- and also draws the attention of Skeletor, who sends Beast Man and Trap Jaw to steal the rose for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181117 +0000" stop="20260307183420 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Council of Evil (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>He-Man is ambushed by members of the Council of Evil as he attempts to rescue his friends from Skeletor's clutches. He manages to escape as Prince Adam, but loses his power sword. Meanwhile, the Snake Men free Skeletor's incarcerated henchmen. The combined forces of evil charge toward Castle Grayskull, opposed only by a powerless Prince Adamâ€¦</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183420 +0000" stop="20260307185808 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Stand - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam is all that stands between Skeletor and Castle Greyskull, reunited with his power sword, he becomes He-Man and faces immesurable odds. Meanwhile, the Masters are freed from thier cell by a familiar ally, can they reach Greyskull in time to aid He-Man and save Eternia?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185808 +0000" stop="20260307192136 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Walk with Dragons - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An assembly line inside the Royal Palace near Man-At-Arms' is building new scout vehicles. Man-At-Arms catches Ram Man eating and tells him to eat and work at the same time.
King Randor comes to check up on the progress with Teela, Adam, and Orko. Randor is still working on his council and Teela tells Randor that Man-At-Armschasn't slept in days since Skeletor's recent victory. Orko is still afraid of dragons after the dragon eggs incident.
Meanwhile at Snake Mountain, Skeletor finds out about the council and figures out how to crash the meeting. Beast Man says he has the perfect beast to help them out. He shows them the Serpinataurs [flying serpents that are afraid of dragons]. Skeletor wonders how to get rid of the dragons until Stinkor appears. This gives Skeletor a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192136 +0000" stop="20260307194516 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Whilst visiting a village, Teela discovers further clues to her origins...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181131 +0000" stop="20260307185528 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fade Out - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The Rock of Arges was cursed by Zeus.  Villagers who handled it began to fade out of existance, so Hercules saved them by crushing it.  Unfortunately, this caused the curse to transfer to Hercules -- which was exactly what Ares, Deimos and Discord had planned.  But Hercules slowed his disappearance through sheer force of will, so Ares sent Deimos to finish the job.  Feeling jealous, Discord decided to help Iolaus 2 and Hercules find the remaining two stones.  When Deimos and Ares inadvertenly broke the stones, the spell was broken.  Hercules returned to normal while Ares was sucked into oblivion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185528 +0000" stop="20260307193957 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Best Girl's Wedding - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Iolaus 2 was shocked to learn that Nautica, his mermaid love, had been given legs and was about to marry Lysaka.  Hercules went to see Triton to get to the heart of the matter, and found his former wife, Serena.  They discovered Lysaka had stolen triton's trident, the source of his power, and Nautica was marrying Lysaka to get it back.  Hercules got the Cabiri to fashion a new trident, then left Serena to return to Iolaus.  When Aphrodite offered to amke Iolaus a merman so he could be with Nautica, he agreed and said good-bye to Hercules once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180237 +0000" stop="20260307182619 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The List - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Arnold attempts to do something that no other kid has done before - completing the entire list of a kid's perfect Saturday! But, unfortunately, things don't go quite to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182619 +0000" stop="20260307185000 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted Train - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the kids complain of being bored, Grandpa tells the story of the Haunted Train. So, the kids decide to go and see if the train exists for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185000 +0000" stop="20260307191254 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mugged - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Arnold gets mugged in the street, Grandma teaches him how to defend himself, but the training and fighting starts to get to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191254 +0000" stop="20260307193632 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roughin' It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Grandpa, Arnold, and Gerald are all going on an old fashioned camping trip... until Big Bob, Helga, and Phoebe show up with luxurious camping equipment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193632 +0000" stop="20260307195922 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door #16 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>All of the borders get very curious to what is inside the very personal Mr. Smith's package.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183633 +0000" stop="20260307191933 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>High Stakes Poker action continues with Eli Elezra, Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Jennifer Harman, Brandon Adams, Sammy Farha, Jamie Gold, and Phil Galfond playing $300/$600 No-Limit Hold'em.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182004 +0000" stop="20260307190940 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presidential Fever - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Hill and Renko meet again for the first time since their shooting; Esterhaus tries to avoid Grace Gardner, the new police decorator; two transfer officers get themselves into trouble; Belker pursues rapists in the park; and Furillo must deal with Fay's demands for more money and an impending Presidential visit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Politics as Usual - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hill and Renko decide to split up as a team; LaRue is offered a bribe by a drug dealer who turns out to be a cop; Furillo tries to negotiate with the gangs to ensure a peaceful Presidential tour; Belker agrees to a blind date; and Fay is arrested in a hot tub.</desc>
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    <title>The Late Inspector General - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To prevent Colonel Klink from being transferred to the Russian front, Hogan and his men attempt to convince a visiting Inspector General that the Colonel is a cold, heartless disciplinarian. But their plan backfires when, as a result, Klink is promoted to a post in Berlin!</desc>
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    <title>The Flight of the Valkyrie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hogan's scheme to help a German baroness escape to London is thwarted by the arrival of a new prisoner of war--- Colonel Crittendon--- whose repeated bungled attempts at escape are wreaking havoc on Hogan's mission to spirit away the baroness.</desc>
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    <title>The Prisoner's Prisoner - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on a sabotage caper, Hogan and Carter encounter a German general, overpower him, and smuggle him back to Stalag 13. Once there, they come up with a ploy to trick the disoriented general into revealing his troop's attack plans.</desc>
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    <title>German Bridge Is Falling Down - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Several attempts by Hogan and his men to destroy a German bridge end in failure --- until they decide to use the Nazis' own ammo to accomplish the task!</desc>
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    <title>Workshop 'Til You Drop - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When Bud gets divorced, Tim and Jill go to a couples therapy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Burnin' Love - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Tim tells Randy to go for Lauren, who likes cars, but he finds out she is dating Jason, Brad's friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184939 +0000" stop="20260307191159 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al's Video - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Al is the producer of a video, he selects Tim to direct, until Tim gets too bossy. Jill gets a computer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191159 +0000" stop="20260307193421 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Car Is It Anyway? - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jill buys a foreign sports car with money from an inheritance and forbids Tim to drive it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193421 +0000" stop="20260307195643 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was a Teenage Taylor - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's a battle of Halloween pranks. First Tim scares Al, then Brad and Randy scare Jill, then a strange man shows up at the door asking to see the basement. Jill, Tim and Wilson tell the boys that years ago a man named Clifford Warren was accused of killing his brother, but because of his mental problems he was put in  an insane hospital. Little do the boys know that it's a Halloween prank. They invite Al to help them pull a prank on their own, but Al and Wilson pull a prank on the Taylors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180031 +0000" stop="20260307184332 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfinished Business - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Ben and Erin return to help siblings with phase two of a renovation. The project unfortunately stalled after their father passed away but now, the Napiers are back to help finish the house.</desc>
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    <title>Cozy-Phobic - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A couple purchased her great grandmother's large property and small house with plans to turn it into a Christmas tree farm. Ben and Erin need to tear down every wall in the house to reno the cramped and quirky rambler into a cheery, functional home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180409 +0000" stop="20260307185231 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trylon and Perisphere - S04E02</title>
    <desc>An official inquiry brings Carrie back to the States, where she struggles with her ambivalence towards motherhood. Quinn spirals out of control. A disgraced former case officer reveals disturbing new information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185231 +0000" stop="20260307194125 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shalwar Kameez - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Carrie ventures a delicate alliance with her counterpart at Pakistan’s secretive Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI). Fara fails to recruit a key asset, forcing Carrie to intervene. Still reeling over events in Islamabad, Quinn zeroes in on a potential lead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182321 +0000" stop="20260307190555 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Line Goes Dead - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The severed head of a wife and mother is discovered; and an apparent robbery-gone-wrong is investigated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190555 +0000" stop="20260307194827 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metal on Metal - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The shooting death of a star athlete just weeks before starting college is investigated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183847 +0000" stop="20260307192621 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map of the Heart - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A prominent attorney is murdered and the murderer presents himself to Pembleton and Bayliss with a videotape that implicates him. Brodie works on increasing his self-image. Kellerman is determined to find out who's the "lunch bandit." The NSA steps in on Pembleton's murder investigation and provides him with a guilty party, even though they know he didn't do it. Bayliss' disgust with the interference doesn't sit well with Gaffney who wants to charge him with insubordination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181916 +0000" stop="20260307184526 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Your Own Business - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184526 +0000" stop="20260307191134 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice and the Blonde - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191134 +0000" stop="20260307193741 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bensonhurst Bomber - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181805 +0000" stop="20260307184041 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Kharamanos - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 search for a way into the Red Sentient Homeworld, only to end up on the Vandal homeworld. Tezz learns compassion and to be more of a team player, as he and Vert discover the Vandals' most important secret: their vehicles are being built by an enslaved race of super-engineers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184041 +0000" stop="20260307190317 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fusion Confusion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When a freak accident causes Sherman and Grimian to switch minds, the Battle Force 5 must rescue Sherman from the Vandals and pull himself together before Grimian relays Earth's coordinates to Krytus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190317 +0000" stop="20260307192552 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth of The Dragon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 must enlist the aid of the Order of the Flying Fists to drive the Red Sentients away from Earth. Zoom's former master is more than what he seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192552 +0000" stop="20260307194828 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Throttle - S02E13</title>
    <desc>To prevent Krytus from locating Sage, Battle Force 5 enlist the aid of pro racer and Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon in order to destroy the scanner that's being used to search the Multiverse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182047 +0000" stop="20260307190323 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Hole - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The team takes on the case of a high school senior who inexplicably blacks out during a class field trip. While in the hospital, the patient repeatedly hallucinates. After exhausting myriad ineffective treatments for her mysterious ailments, House attempts one last controversial approach to diagnosing her: monitoring her cognitive patterns and looking for clues. Meanwhile, Taub airs his dirty laundry at work, and Wilson attempts to furnish his condo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190323 +0000" stop="20260307194720 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lockdown - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When a newborn disappears from the nursery, Princeton Plainsboro goes on lockdown, preventing anyone from entering, leaving or moving within the hospital. While House and his team members are trapped in various parts of the building, new insights about the team’s personal histories, relationships and regrets surface.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180429 +0000" stop="20260307182600 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Home for Podcasters - S253E10</title>
    <desc>A podcaster couple looks to leave their apartment and find a family-friendly house in Houston. She wants a place that's modern with an open concept, but he prefers a more compartmentalized layout with private nooks for gossiping.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182600 +0000" stop="20260307184730 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Settling Down in Delaware - S253E09</title>
    <desc>A single woman relocates for work and is ready to buy her first home in Delaware. She's looking for a modern townhome at a reasonable price, and her parents have arrived from Puerto Rico to help, but their strong opinions may complicate the search.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184730 +0000" stop="20260307190901 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Smooth Landing in South Carolina - S253E11</title>
    <desc>An airline pilot and his wife look to upsize into a home where they can host family and future grandchildren in Greer, South Carolina. She wants a classic-looking home no matter the cost, but he's worried she'll break the bank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190901 +0000" stop="20260307193032 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted in Cleveland - S253E08</title>
    <desc>An animal shelter worker recently received an inheritance and looks to purchase her first home near Cleveland. Her uncle is along on the search to help guide her to a more practical purchase, but her style preferences could prove to be challenging.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193032 +0000" stop="20260307195202 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clashing Couple in Philadelphia - S254E02</title>
    <desc>A young couple is on hunt for their first home together in Philadelphia. He's determined to build generational wealth and find an income-producing property in the city, but she envisions a large and upgraded single-family house in the suburbs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184950 +0000" stop="20260307193958 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Francis and Doug plan to frame Secretary of State nominee, Michael Kern. Meanwhile, Zoe's popularity at the Washington Herald continues to grow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184829 +0000" stop="20260307195142 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second of His Name - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Daemon and the Sea Snake battle the Crabfeeder. The realm celebrates Aegon’s second nameday. Rhaenyra faces the prospect of marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181507 +0000" stop="20260307183504 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies.  Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall that when he and Lily are married, he wants the apartment.  The problem is that Marshall wants to keep the place, too, so they settle it like real "grown-ups" -- launching into a sword fight that leaves one man down for the count.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183504 +0000" stop="20260307185716 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly Full of Turkey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving with Marshall's family is stressful because Lily thinks she may be pregnant. Robin, Barney and Ted spend the holiday volunteering.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185716 +0000" stop="20260307191924 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pineapple Incident - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.</desc>
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    <title>The Limo - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.</desc>
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    <title>Artist Brushes; DEF Tank Heaters; Game Tables; Art Glass Wall Sconces - S29E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Artist Brushes, DEF Tank Heaters, Game Tables, and Art Glass Wall Sconces and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184111 +0000" stop="20260307190220 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Water Bikes; Throttle Position Sensors; Cinnamon Cordial; Handmade Rasps - S29E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Flying Water Bikes, Throttle Position Sensors, Cinnamon Cordial, and Handmade Rasps and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190220 +0000" stop="20260307192329 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foosball Tables; Marseille Soap; Laguiole Pocket Knives - S29E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Foosball Tables, Marseille Soap, and Laguiole Pocket Knives and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192329 +0000" stop="20260307194448 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leather Basketballs; Flood Gates; Wood Panel Canvases; Shoelaces - S30E01</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Leather Basketballs, Flood Gates, Wood Panel Canvases, and Shoelaces and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180042 +0000" stop="20260307182210 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morgan Aero Coupe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Morgan Aero Coupe. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go the birthplace of this roadster. We will reveal the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182210 +0000" stop="20260307184340 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porsche 911 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Porsche 911. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go Germany and reveal the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184340 +0000" stop="20260307190510 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferrari FF - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Ferrari FF. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to the birthplace of this four-seated speedster. We will reveal the inner workings and exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190510 +0000" stop="20260307192639 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Audi R8 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Audi R8. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192639 +0000" stop="20260307194807 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rolls-Royce Phantom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181921 +0000" stop="20260307194331 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to a Black Hole - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Journey to the heart of the M87 supermassive black hole, the first and only black hole ever photographed, and explore the mystery of how it grew so large, what lies inside, and how it controls the entire galaxy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184401 +0000" stop="20260307192520 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kissing the Machine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Hunters attempt to "reprogram" a captive Regan. While the ETU work to locate their missing agent, they deal with the possibility that there could be a mole in their ranks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182409 +0000" stop="20260307191611 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The gang are on the verge of completing a job, but Albert's gone AWOL. When he finally appears, it's all too late because the mark has pulled out - but Albert has a new plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183433 +0000" stop="20260307191807 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Lock and Load - S02E09</title>
    <desc>In 1997 members of the Republic of Texas separatist group took Joe Rowe and his wife hostage. The Texas Rangers were able to negotiate their release, and capture four separatists, however two members, Richard Keyes and Mike Matson got away. Fleeing into the mountainous hills of Davis, Texas they spent two days evading helicopters and police dogs, eventually Matson pulls his pistol, preferring to go out in standoff. Keyes keeps running. Using an underground Militia group, Keyes is able to hideout in the woods undetected, until a tail leads the FBI to his hideout, and his capture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182121 +0000" stop="20260307191530 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail Who? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Caligula's behavior becomes more and more erratic. Claudius works hard to control him but a conspiracy is growing among the soldiers. How can they rid themselves of their mad Emperor? And who will replace him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180352 +0000" stop="20260307182915 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky and Fred are TV Fans - S02E30</title>
    <desc>With Ricky and Fred glued to a TV fight, their wives go to the local cafe, where service is so slow that Lucy makes change for herself at the cash register and the girls are arrested. They finally prove their innocence and get home to husbands who didn't know they were gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182915 +0000" stop="20260307185520 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Do Business with Friends - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The Ricardos sell their old washing machine to the Mertzes for $35. When it breaks down the next day, the Mertzes want out of the deal. A tug-of-war ensues, however, when the Mertzes want the machine back after a repairman offers them $50 for it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185520 +0000" stop="20260307192042 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's 'Life' Story - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Lucy is upset because a 'Life' magazine feature on Ricky's home life didn't include a picture of her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192042 +0000" stop="20260307194515 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girls Go Into Business - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Ethel are all set to go into business when they buy a new dress shop. But what to call it? Ethelu's? Lucyeth's? Unfortunately, naming the shop isn't their only problem when they are unable to sell any dresses and must sell the shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181643 +0000" stop="20260307183947 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iHave a Lovesick Teacher - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lauren Ackerman, Carly's history teacher has become an emotional wreck after her boyfriend dumps her, and she takes her heartache out on everybody in class, including Carly. When Spencer discovers her agony during what passes for a parent-teacher conference, he decides to be her new knight in shining armor and fills the hole in her heart. Though things go smoothly for Spencer, Miss Ackerman, and her class at first, soon Spencer, Carly, Sam, and Freddie find that it's going to take a lot more than just a little loving to keep the teacher happy, and her class safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183947 +0000" stop="20260307190245 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iSaw Him First - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the second-season opener, Carly and Sam both develop a crush on Freddie's "nerd" pal, Shane. When they cannot decide who should date him, they decide to go by the first one to kiss him. They constantly try to kiss him, and always become unseccessful. Meanwhile, Spencer hires a repairman to fix the elevator, but the repairman proves to be no help at all, just a dancer. Because of the broken elevator, Shane accidentally falls from the iCarly studio to the basement when he finds out that Sam and Carly are competing for him. When the gang visits him at the hospital Carly kisses him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190245 +0000" stop="20260307192618 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iStage an Intervention - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds a Pak-Rat video game cabinet in a junkyard and becomes addicted to it, whilst procrastinating on a commissioned Labradoodle sculpture. To curb his addiction, Carly brings Sasha Striker, the top Pak-Rat player in the world, to compete against Spencer to defend her title as the world champion of Pak-Rat. Meanwhile, Freddie experiences a streak of "bad luck" after deleting and not forwarding a chain email, passing it off as a superstition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192618 +0000" stop="20260307194951 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iOwe You - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sam owes Carly and Freddie $526, so she gets a job to earn the money, and pay them back. Carly, Sam, and Freddie make a broadcast on iCarly to all their fans to donate money to Sam. However, they find out its illegal to solicit money over the internet. Meanwhile Spencer tries to impress an attractive single mom by helping her daughter sell fudge balls, an equivalent to Girl Scout cookies, but two scouts stole Spencer's place at the market. Spencer comes up with the idea to send every iCarly fan who sent them money to send them fudge balls. Carly and Freddie then hire someone to give the money they earned to Sam in a tip. At the end, everyone enjoys what Sam got with her money except Spencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180748 +0000" stop="20260307185213 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trans-Siberian Express - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Karl takes a trip on the Trans-Siberian Express. He is expecting luxury, but Ricky and Steve have other ideas for the trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185213 +0000" stop="20260307193616 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin Swim - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Karl gets the chance to swim with some dolphins but with Ricky and Steve as the holiday planners there are a few surprises.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181456 +0000" stop="20260307184401 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravealan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage, Dan, with whom he shares much in common. Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful to try some of her practical jokes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184401 +0000" stop="20260307191259 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Alan Again - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Alan plans a "Bond-athon" for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but the plans are jeopardized when Alan discovers that Michael has befriended a man who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother's grave on the first anniversary of her death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191259 +0000" stop="20260307194046 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know What Alan Did Last Summer - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Alan is visited by Inland Revenue and is worried about a receipt for a Christmas gift. Meanwhile, he tries to convince Sonja that he is indeed friends with Bono.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180953 +0000" stop="20260307183113 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stoop Sessions Part 2 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The guys relive the moments that made them cringe, crack under pressure, and reveal behind the scenes info on the surprises that came out of left field.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183113 +0000" stop="20260307185135 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strip High Five - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The pranksters prove insensitive while conducting a sensitivity training class, have surprise celebrity encounters on the street and try being unreceptive receptionists in a busy office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185135 +0000" stop="20260307191206 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds and the Bees - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The pranksters share shameful secrets in the park, don headsets at a fast food drive through, and ask unsuspecting strangers to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191206 +0000" stop="20260307193308 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sound EffeXXX - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The pranksters dumbfound focus groups with lackluster inventions, use park goers as pillows for a nap, and persuade grocery store shoppers to reconsider their original selections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193308 +0000" stop="20260307195401 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Something to My Face - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pranksters ask mall shoppers to settle some senseless debates, scream for ice cream in a sweetshop, and protest offbeat causes in a park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182716 +0000" stop="20260307191028 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King's Ransom - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The F.B.I. tries to talk an ex-boxer into testifying against a mobster he once worked for, but the fighter sees the situation as an opportunity for blackmail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191028 +0000" stop="20260307195341 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epitaph for a Lady - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A long time friend of the Chief makes threats against a doctor he believes is responsible for his wife's death .When the doctor is killed he becomes the prime suspect.But Gillespie doubts his guilt - even after he confesses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180028 +0000" stop="20260307182218 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kindergarten Doc - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Rodney reconsiders Maxwell as his career role model for school. Meanwhile, Marion coaches Tonia for a charity boxing match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182218 +0000" stop="20260307184421 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Hill House - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Maxwell insults a self-proclaimed witch, who casts a spell on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184421 +0000" stop="20260307190630 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Love (a.k.a. Two Guys One Girl) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Marion and Maxwell compete for the attention of a dance instructor. Meanwhile, Tiffany pretends to be Jamaican to impress a boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190630 +0000" stop="20260307192851 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pledge Allegiance - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Tiffany's social life causes truancy trouble, Marion plots to make her party until she can party no more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192851 +0000" stop="20260307195051 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This is a Test - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Maxwell's girlfriend Shanna is more interested in her dog than in him. Marion crams for a physical therapist certification exam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182214 +0000" stop="20260307184508 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ike Strikes Back - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Ike Turner Strikes Back" (a.k.a. "You Done Lied; Nothin's True to It") (cut from DVD)
The new cast members are introduced in the show opener
"Russell Simmons' Def Strawberry Jam"
"Seinfeld in the 'Hood"
"Kim &amp; Sammy: Korean Grocer Puppet"
"Ugly Wanda: Wanda Gives Birth"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184508 +0000" stop="20260307190804 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dirty Dozens - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Michael Jackson: Little Billy's Not My Lover" (featuring Denise Richards as Brooke Shields; cut from DVD)
"The Dirty Dozens Game Show" (featuring show writer Nick Bakay as host Stu Dunfy)
"Ball Park Breast and Butt Implants"
"Baptist Church Revival Olympics"
"Fire Marshal Bill at the Hospital"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190804 +0000" stop="20260307193102 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ike Turner and Hooch - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Snow: Impostor" (cut from DVD)
"Ike Turner &amp; Hooch/FOX News Special Report: The Reginald Denny Riots"
"The Honeymooners" '93: New Jack Swing Dancing
"Cheap Pete at the Convenience Store" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete)
"Ace and Main Man" Meet Tupac (with guest star Tupac as himself)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193102 +0000" stop="20260307194914 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpoetic Justice - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Loomis Simmons: Knock You Up"
"Prison Cable Network: Mr. Cell Block Beauty Pageant" (cut from DVD)
"An Apology from the Denny's Spokeswomen"
"Unpoetic Justice"
"Carl 'The Tooth' Williams: Shot at the Title" (with guest star Thomas Hearns as himself)
"Funky Finger Productions" a.k.a. "B.S. Brothers: Talk Show"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181155 +0000" stop="20260307183626 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duke of Edinburgh - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out, except for Simon who has problems of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183626 +0000" stop="20260307190158 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Term - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Will is stressed over his exams. Simon seems to be making some headway with Carli at last. Looking back on the year the boys realise that things have not been all that bad, but that if they ever had their time again Jay would be less sensitive, Simon would take Carli's word with a pinch of salt. Will would drink a lot fewer energy drinks and Neil would remember his kit for his PE exam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190158 +0000" stop="20260307192715 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fashion Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show, and like every school fashion show it's only for the coolest and best looking kids. This means our four heroes aren't involved - or at least not until the last minute when Carli's desperate, but their help proves to be a bigger hindrance than anyone could have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192715 +0000" stop="20260307195227 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gig and the Girlfriend - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon's chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180339 +0000" stop="20260307184553 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moovin' On Up - S12E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184553 +0000" stop="20260307193021 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Moo! - S13E01</title>
    <desc>A dehydrated dachshund receives intensive care at PVS, while a horse with colic calls Dr. Emily
thirty miles from the clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183130 +0000" stop="20260307192142 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthquakes Happen - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Banner poses as a top doctor in physics to infiltrate a research complex, in order to access some gamma-ray equipment that may just be able to cure him of his green alter ego. He is about to start the attempt of reversing his condition when an earthquake strikes, blowing his cover, causing mass destruction and devastation, and setting off an impending core melt-down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180527 +0000" stop="20260307184617 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrills for Grills - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The artists must give realistic tattoos of blood and organs; and a betrayal leads to hostility. NFL running back Chris Johnson is guest judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184617 +0000" stop="20260307192709 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire and Lace - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Skimpy lingerie heats up the flash challenge, and a major twist awaits the artists as they fight to avoid elimination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181111 +0000" stop="20260307183127 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheetah Print Pain - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a canvas tapped out, Big Ceeze, Chris Blinston, Dave Clark and Katie McGowan seek a second chance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183127 +0000" stop="20260307185135 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stained Glass From the Past - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sarah Miller returns to call out Steve Tefft while Miami Burgess returns to call out Big Ceeze.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185135 +0000" stop="20260307191143 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch is Back - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Emily Elegado has to swallow her pride when she returns to redeem not one, but three unhappy canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191143 +0000" stop="20260307193151 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Heads Are Better - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Duffy Fortner is back for Redemption with help from Kruseman while rivals Cris Element and Angel return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193151 +0000" stop="20260307195200 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reinking History - S02E08</title>
    <desc>St. Marq and Ty’Esha Reels return to the Ink Master shop to fix their unhappy canvases’ tattoos. Can their tattoos be reworked or have the ink stains set?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182458 +0000" stop="20260307185305 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure, Okay?! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Still adjusting to newfound responsibilities, one of Issa’s exes finds himself torn between two places, while an important woman in his life remains wary of his ability to be fully present back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185305 +0000" stop="20260307192135 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faulty, Okay?! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Issa and her new man tread awkward waters at a work-related social event. Meanwhile, Molly juggles multiple suitors, and Issa plays defense against online attacks about her business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192135 +0000" stop="20260307194639 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surviving, Okay?! - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A family emergency finds Molly stretched thin between taking care of loved ones, staying on top of work, and zeroing in on her own perceived shortcomings. As a hectic day unfolds, Issa and her new man grow closer than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182118 +0000" stop="20260307184346 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So It Is Written - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Gadget arrives in an Arabian country where he is believed to be the prophesied one who will find a long lost treasure cave. Dr. Claw is eager to let his old enemy lead him to the treasure before eliminating him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184346 +0000" stop="20260307190613 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fang the Wonder Dog - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw tries to abduct movie star "Fang the Wonder Dog" from the set of his latest film so he can ransom him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190613 +0000" stop="20260307192843 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School for Pickpockets - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Gadget must foil Dr. Claw's plans to steal his new Gadget watch, and close down the school for pickpockets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192843 +0000" stop="20260307195114 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quizmaster - S01E65</title>
    <desc>A slick game show host mesmerizes contestants when they enter his TV program's sealed "21"-like booth, which is outfitted with hypnotic lights. The contestants are then commanded to rob banks and turn over the stolen loot to Dr. Claw. Gadget investigates, but becomes another victim of the hypnosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180754 +0000" stop="20260307183040 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation HQ Reunion - S01E18</title>
    <desc>MAD stages a high school reunion for Gadget and his pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183040 +0000" stop="20260307185326 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hole in One - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw and his mother devise a donut recipe meant to put the world into a stupor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185326 +0000" stop="20260307191612 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Hocus Pocus - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw uses an evil magician to transform people into henchmen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191612 +0000" stop="20260307193858 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MAD Carpet Ride - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw wants to steal a futuristic UltraBlimp</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180017 +0000" stop="20260307184250 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate the murder of a film student whose death was broadcast for the world to see. Also, Andy and Dylan realize that parenting is tougher than they thought when they agree to look after Madison, a friend’s 12-year-old daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184250 +0000" stop="20260307192606 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tribal - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate the murder of Joan’s protégé, Kristy, uncovering long-buried secrets worth killing over. Also, Dylan and Andy apply to adopt a child, and Lizzie’s reliance on Julian’s illicitly obtained information puts a promotion in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180415 +0000" stop="20260307182811 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Career Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ms. Bitters is assigning students their mentors for Career Day through the use of an aptitude test and a machine.  Both Dim and Zim attempt to get their desired professions on the test, in which Dib manages to get paired with a Paranormal Investigator while Zim gets stuck working at a fast food facility.  However, when Zim misinterprets the 8 billion served sign and thinks that the individuals in charge of the company are the leaders of the planet, he becomes dedicated to his job in hopes of being promoted to Lord of All Humans.  However, thanks to the alignment of the planets, Zim is about to go through some uncontrollable changes that could jeopardize his mission; which Dib is looking to exploit, though both Zim and Dib find their situations to go much different than they anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182811 +0000" stop="20260307185242 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle-Dib - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to be permitted to present his findings on Zim to the Swollen Eyeball Network, he believes he will be able to put an end to Zim’s schemes once and for all.  However, when he discovers that he needs his father’s permission and since his father is busy working on his television show, Dib must venture into the studio where his father is in order to attempt to get the signature he needs; though he soon discovers that speaking to his father isn’t going to be as easy as it should be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185242 +0000" stop="20260307191705 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room with a Moose - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Zim formulates a plan to get revenge on his skoolmates and especially Dib, he gets them all participating on a fieldtrip.  Dib, however, realizes that the driver of the bus isn’t real, but due to his constant theories, the other students disregard his warnings.  Zim decides to gloat about his magnificent plan and he informs Dib of every detail in confidence that Dib can do nothing to stop him, though Dib refuses to give up and he does everything he can to save his skoolmates and himself; despite the fact that he doesn’t know why Zim’s plans involve a room with a moose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191705 +0000" stop="20260307194130 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamstergeddon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While at skool one day, Ms. Bitters tells the class that they need a new pet hamster due to the orders of the skool’s board of directors.  When the hamster arrives, all the children love the hamster because of how adorable it is, in which Zim decides to exploit that fact since the hamster could help make the humans too weak to resist him.  Zim plants an Irken device on the hamster that will permit it to grow larger and be controlled by Zim, but when the hamster grows rampant and breaks free, Zim must attempt to stop the huge hamster from destroying his headquarters, all the while worrying about the growing military presence that may have no choice but to attack the hamster, which would ruin all of his efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180453 +0000" stop="20260307182629 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jen's hopes for a sophisticated dinner party are dashed when she has to invite Roy, Moss and Richmond, and, for some reason, Roy finds something hilarious about her new boyfriend's name: Peter File.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182629 +0000" stop="20260307185032 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke and Mirrors - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185032 +0000" stop="20260307191346 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men Without Women - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy free rein in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's unwelcome advances?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191346 +0000" stop="20260307193655 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hell - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193655 +0000" stop="20260307195843 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We Not Men? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen is trying to date a man who looks like a magician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181753 +0000" stop="20260307183744 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac &amp; Charlie Die (1) - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Part 1 of 2. Mac and Charlie fake their deaths to avoid the wrath of Mac's father who was released from prison and is out for vengeance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183744 +0000" stop="20260307185738 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac &amp; Charlie Die (2) - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of 2. Dennis, Frank, and Dee find unique ways of coping with the apparent loss of their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185738 +0000" stop="20260307191753 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Pooped the Bed? - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something a bit more sophisticated, so she invites the waitress and Artemis to a girls' night out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191753 +0000" stop="20260307193811 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184138 +0000" stop="20260307192405 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astroburger - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When someone close to Major dies of an apparent suicide, Liv consumes the brains resulting in a mix of reality and paranoia. Clive questions Major and learns of a secret computer file that may contain important details in the investigation – and finding the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180535 +0000" stop="20260307184839 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One That Got Away - S09E04</title>
    <desc>While conducting a flight test, Harm ends up involved in a serious CIA mission, over North Korea.
In Iraq, a Marine recon platoon is surprised by a 10 year-old Iraqi unarmed civilian tending to his goats.  Surprised at seeing the armed Marine, the boy runs off.  Later the platoon is involved in a skirmish, resulting in two deaths and the Sergeant losing their radio.  Unable to call in for transportation out of the desert, the platoon must end up walking many miles in the desert to safety.  Once safe, it is learned that the firefight was the result of the boy returning to his village &amp; notifying some of the local Iraqi resistance members, who immediately went out to engage the platoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184839 +0000" stop="20260307193234 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown - S09E05</title>
    <desc>A CIA mission sends Harm &amp; Beth O'Neil to Libya to pull an agent out of that country.  But when the agent wants Harm to transport the entire family, Harm has to modify his mission while avoiding contact with the Libyan authorities.  When that fails and their plane comes under attack, Harm &amp; Beth must land on the only available landing strip...the U.S.S. Seahawk.
At JAG, a Marine is accused of being involved with the Al-Queda terrorist organization and Mac is assigned to defend him against the charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180356 +0000" stop="20260307182645 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's da Man? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jamie takes the recently dumped Braxton to his favorite sports bar, owned by basketball player Gary Payton, and after some flirting lessons from Jamie, it's "B Smooth" who impresses the ladies. Meanwhile, Helen tries to cure Junior of lotto fever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182645 +0000" stop="20260307184852 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Finally Got a Piece of the Pie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jamie schemes with Junior to start a business selling Helen's popular sweet-potato pies and turns the hotel into a giant bakery, with Helen, Junior and Fancy helping to bake. But Jamie unwisely tastes one of the pies to find out why they are so popular, he eats the next day's entire order one after another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184852 +0000" stop="20260307191124 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Bubba Makes Three - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Braxton's induction into the Burgeoning Black Men's Club coincides with a visit from his unrefined parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191124 +0000" stop="20260307193353 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck on You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As an anniversary surprise for Helen, Junior secretly sends her wedding ring to a jeweler for reconditioning. At Junior's request, Jamie picks up the ring, but while showing the ring to Fancy and Braxton, Jamie hears Helen approaching and, panicking, slips it onto Fancy's finger--where it gets stuck. Jamie must think fast to save Junior's surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193353 +0000" stop="20260307195558 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss &amp; Tell - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jamie hosts a Halloween masquerade party at the hotel, complete with prize money for the best costume. When Fancy refuses to be his date, Jamie invites another woman, Chante, to make Fancy jealous. However, Fancy and Chante wear identical costumes. By mistake, Jamie passionately kisses Fancy--who hides the fact that she actually enjoys it. Jamie and Fancy privately fantasize about each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184104 +0000" stop="20260307192939 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunger Strike - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia coerces Bertie into handing out the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School by threatening to withhold the services of her master chef, Anatole. Newt-fancier Gussie Fink-Nottle comes to Jeeves for advice about Madeline Bassett, with whom he is enamoured. Since she is staying at Brinkley Court with Aunt Dahlia, Bertie delegates Gussie to give the prizes.

Bertie tries to sort out Tuppy Glossop and Angela Travers's relationship, Gussie and Madeline's relationship, and an issue Aunt Dahlia has with her husband — all without the help of Jeeves. Disaster ensues when he recommends that they go without dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180222 +0000" stop="20260307182719 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Alibi - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Lionel is in a car accident with the van which results in a broken headlight and dented fender.  When Lionel doesn't tell George about it, George becomes convinced he was in an accident which could get him in trouble with the mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182719 +0000" stop="20260307185214 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lunch with Mama - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Louise realizes that Mother Jefferson has a strong hold on George when he refuses to cancel a monthly lunch with his mother and go with Louise to a funeral for a family friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185214 +0000" stop="20260307191709 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George vs. Wall Street - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A late night phone call makes George wide-awake when he learns that a flood in Illinois will cause his investment in the stock market to go through the roof.  However, George himself is the one going through the roof when he learns Lionel turned down an engineering job which quickly leads to a Jefferson/Willis fight at the Willis apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191709 +0000" stop="20260307194209 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Breakup (1) - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Lionel is desperate to pass a course but his odds are slim since his passing hinges on a paper he has to write about homosexuality.  This leads George to buy a term paper for him, but this leads to a tremendous blow up ending with Jenny and Lionel breaking up and Louise and Helen ending their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182138 +0000" stop="20260307190227 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Icing on the Cake - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The roommates' final summer in Seaside Heights comes to a close in the series finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190227 +0000" stop="20260307194400 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Family - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Summer at the Jersey Shore kicks off when eight soon-to-be roommates move into their summer share. Romance heats up between Sammy and Mike, but all might be lost when the guys invite three random girls to join them in the hot tub. Meanwhile, Snookie comes on way too strong, and finds herself the outcast. She can only hope that first impressions won't be lasting impressions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180141 +0000" stop="20260307182346 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Instant Replay - S02E07</title>
    <desc>George meets a scientist who has invented Replayola, a device that enables a person to change bad moments of life to good ones. George buys it from him and immediately uses it to be a good public speaker, make the family rich, and even make a run for President. But when an old boyfriend of Jane's gets into the picture, jealous George decides to erase the moment they kissed. But this turned out to be on his wedding day and as a result, he has no family. Will George be willing to give up his riches and power to get them back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182346 +0000" stop="20260307184552 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fugitive Fleas - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After losing out on a big raise, George gets "compensation" from Mr. Spacely with tickets to an outer space theme park. There, the family go on various rides and attend a flea circus. Afterward, the Moon fleas escape on Astro and seek sanctuary with the Jetsons because their ringleader mistreats them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184552 +0000" stop="20260307190753 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.M.A.S.H. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jane can drive, and accidentally crashes Mr. Spacely's car that she borrowed, which causes him to gleefully take it out on George, making him a virtual slave and groveler, until it was discovered that the brakes are jammed. This absolves the Jetsons, and then the tables are turned and a furious and humiliated Spacely becomes the reluctant servant of George.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190753 +0000" stop="20260307192959 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Strike, You're Out - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Cogswell is picked as Tycoon of the Day by a magazine, Spacely is determined to produce more sprockets by overworking his staff and hiring more human labor. This causes the robots to revolt against the humans and the humans to revolt against Spacely. As a result, George is caught in the middle of it as the crisis takes away the time he needs to spend with Elroy to help build his robot athlete for the Robot Olympics at his school. But appropriately, this leads to the solution at work when he has to play the role of the robot when he nearly ruins his son's project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192959 +0000" stop="20260307195156 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day for Rosie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As Mother's Day approaches, Rosie is sad because she doesn't have a mother herself. But through research, George is able to find a previous model of his robot maid and try to get a picture. Meanwhile, Jane tells George not to go overboard for her, but she eyes a mink stole that she hopes he'll get for her on her special day. Mr. Spacely tells him to buy it, but for his wife. Realizing his error, will George be able to get out of the mess he's gotten into?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180444 +0000" stop="20260307182515 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calling - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim searches for his purpose in life and finds startling answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182515 +0000" stop="20260307184545 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is jailed and placed on trial for a crime he may or may not have committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184545 +0000" stop="20260307190635 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jim receives the opportunity of a lifetime but it's a tough pill to swallow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190635 +0000" stop="20260307192706 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The List - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim faces a harsh reality on where he stands in public perception and undertakes a quest to regain his position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192706 +0000" stop="20260307194732 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (1) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to help his friend Dave who has hit a low point in his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183017 +0000" stop="20260307191426 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Gangster's Daughter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nearly 20 years after his wife disappeared, Robert Durst makes headlines again when his longtime confidante Susan Berman – a potential witness in the disappearance of Kathie Durst – is murdered in LA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180120 +0000" stop="20260307182414 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Non, Oui, Oui Pour Johnny - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes up French class with Mama so the two of them can take the trip to Paris, France Mama's always wanted to take. But Johnny's a slow learner, and the instructor's snooty attitude isn't helping. Can Johnny make the grade and make his Mama's dream come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182414 +0000" stop="20260307184708 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Shovelized - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Johnny buys a shovel that has been announced on TV as a new workout device named 'The Shovelizer'. Can the city survive Johnny shovelizing around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184708 +0000" stop="20260307190950 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T Is for Trouble - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Johnny gets a response to a letter he sent to Mr. T when he was a kid. Little Ricky Simmons the school bully was always picking on him. Mr. T trains johnny to stand up to Little Ricky Simmons. he goes to ricky simmons' house (who grew up to be the famous nutritanist Richard Simmons),who picks on him again, pretending to be johnny's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190950 +0000" stop="20260307193150 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gray Matters - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Johnny freaks out when he awakes with a gray hair</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193150 +0000" stop="20260307194246 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Vision - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Johnny goes home with look-a-like of his mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194246 +0000" stop="20260307195329 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Magical Life - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Johnny beleives a magician makes him invisiable</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180707 +0000" stop="20260307183242 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Anubis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Ahmed Kareem steals the statue of Anubis from the Temple of Anubis.  He plans to implicate an outsider for the theft, and unify Arab nations against the outside world.  The outsider he chooses is Benton Quest!  But his plan almost succeeds: he traps Dr. Quest and Race in an old tomb with the statue.  There they will be found with the statue.  In the end, he discovers the horrifying truth: the Curse of Anubis - death to those who violate his temple - is all too real. Anubis sends someone to retrieve his statue and punish Dr. Kareem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183242 +0000" stop="20260307185818 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pursuit of the Po-Ho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Emil Hartmann, an anthropologist, is studying the Po Ho Indians when they capture him.  His wife Dreena calls Dr. Quest for help.
The Quest team arrives at the Hartmann's home, determined to recover the doctor.  When Dr. Quest examines the spot where Dr. Hartmann disappeared, he, too, is taken!  Now Race and the boys must find both men.  But why were they taken?  The answer is a sinister one -- the men are to be sacrified to the Po Ho fire god in a gruesome ceremony that involves the victims, a pit, and a whole lot of hot coals.
Race makes a few engineering changes to the canoes, then dyes himself purple and pretends to be the water god -- if he can distract the Indians long enough, he can free the two scientists.  But it doesn't work -- the Indians aren't scared enough of their water god to risk angering their fire god.
So Race sneaks back at night, and manages to free Emil Hartmann.  But as he's freeing Dr. Quest, a sentry wakes up, and the entire tribe is quickly roused.  A chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185818 +0000" stop="20260307192353 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riddle of the Gold - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Maharajah of Jahilipur, and his associate, Abdul Kassim, have completed Phase One of their plan to produce fake gold! They've faked the death of Professor Gunderson, inventor of the process, and imprisoned him in a worked out mine. There, he will produce false gold for them. Agent Corbin of Intelligence One realizes there's skulduggery afoot. He knows the mine from which "gold" is flowing was tapped out fifty years ago. What he doesn't know is where the gold is really coming from. That's where the Quest team enters the picture. Under cover of a tiger hunt, the Quest team travels to Jahililpur to uncover the scheme and put a stop to it. Surviving several attempts on their lives, they reach the mine, and thwart Kassim. But the real mastermind promises Doctor Quest that they'll meet again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192353 +0000" stop="20260307194922 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Temple - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Quest team, and guide Montoya, are searching for the lost city of MÃ¡lÃ¡tan in South America.  From the start, the expedition is plagued by accidents and ill omens.  It turns out these are the work of Perkins, who is trying to scare off the Quest team, as he has scared off others.  This will give him a clear field to search for the treasure legend says is hidden somewhere in the city.
Meanwhile, the Quest team finds and frees an Indian who Montoya staked out as a warning to other workers -- work, or be punished!
The last straw is when the boys' tent catches fire (with a little help).  Dr. Quest decides it's too dangerous to stay; the team packs up and prepares to leave -- when Jonny happens to learn against the right panel, which opens!  Jonny has found the treasure!  Too bad Perkins has found the team!
Locked in a dank cell, the team ponders escape ... which comes in the form of the native they'd saved earlier, who knows a secret way out of the cell!  From there, the team must evade</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182147 +0000" stop="20260307184949 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hint of Springtime - S22E02</title>
    <desc>Melting snow from the mountains creates a rushing flow of water into a valley just awakening for spring. Feel the crisp new season with Bob Ross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184949 +0000" stop="20260307191738 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the Bend - S22E03</title>
    <desc>Join Bob Ross on a painting excursion along this beautiful scenic river – who knows what abundance of nature’s wealth lies beyond!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191738 +0000" stop="20260307194533 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countryside Oval - S22E04</title>
    <desc>Travel with Bob Ross to a picturesque spot in the meadow and delight in the discovery of not one, but two serene fishing holes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181316 +0000" stop="20260307183318 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Dachshunds Wreak Havoc?!; Egged House Payback! - S23E193</title>
    <desc>A married couple go after a former tenant for allegedly damaging their rental home with a dog breeding business; a woman claims a teenager damaged her house with a dozen eggs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183318 +0000" stop="20260307185318 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Yard Is Not Your Pet's Bathroom!; Speeding Away With Identity Theft?! - S23E203</title>
    <desc>A man confesses that his dog damaged a neighbor's property, but only after clear video surveillance catches him in the act; a man caught speeding without his license uses a friend's I.D. and is sued for lost wages and punitive damages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185318 +0000" stop="20260307191320 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landlord Dodges a Bullet!; Intersection Pile-Up! - S23E224</title>
    <desc>A new tenant is accused of disturbing the peace when his move-in time is adjusted; when motorists collide at an intersection, each sues the other for damages, and one loses all rights to compensation when he reveals his insurance status.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191320 +0000" stop="20260307193320 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is Not Let's Make a Deal!; Deadbeat Ex-Mother-in-Law?! - S23E228</title>
    <desc>The judge dismisses a man’s claims that his landlord took advantage of he and his girlfriend; a woman sues the grandmother of her four children for emotional distress and for allegedly reneging on payback of a car loan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193320 +0000" stop="20260307195321 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch This Case If You Have Children!; Liar, Thief and a Cheat?! - S24E17</title>
    <desc>Children deny involvement in vandalizing a car; a contractor sues over alleged online defamation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181405 +0000" stop="20260307185517 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>126 - S21E126</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185517 +0000" stop="20260307193618 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>127 - S21E127</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181807 +0000" stop="20260307184055 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Captain Marvel, the World's Mightiest Mortal, joins the Justice League as Lex Luthor initiates a new plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184055 +0000" stop="20260307190403 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Shayera, Vigilante, and Vixen respond to a deep space distress call, they're led into a deadly trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190403 +0000" stop="20260307192657 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Question Authority - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While investigating Cadmus, the Question discovers a secret that threatens to shake the very foundations of the Justice League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192657 +0000" stop="20260307194957 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashpoint - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an unexpected battle, Superman considers declaring war on Cadmus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184050 +0000" stop="20260307192822 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunt - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A visit from his baby daughter threatens to pull Raylan away from the hunt for a dangerous fugitive. Boyd, having learned that Ava's been lying to him, takes her on a hunting trip that she may never come back from.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180107 +0000" stop="20260307183003 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richard's New Hobby - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183003 +0000" stop="20260307185928 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art Exhibition - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185928 +0000" stop="20260307192836 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What to Wear When Yachting - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth and Richard spend the weekend on a yacht.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192836 +0000" stop="20260307195743 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Job for Richard - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth’s attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184100 +0000" stop="20260307192447 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord Disick Returns - S12E18</title>
    <desc>The family celebrate MJ's birthday in San Diego, but can't escape the drama when Rob doesn't show up for the party and can't be found after a fight with Chyna. Meanwhile, Scott resurrects "Lord Disick" after much prodding from the Kardashians; and Kim finds doing North's hair a struggle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180531 +0000" stop="20260307182952 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haven't Got Time for the Paint - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kel demonstrates a talent for painting and Kenan quickly plots to exploit it at an art auction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182952 +0000" stop="20260307185413 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star is Peeved - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rigby's becomes the latest locale for the third installment of the action adventure movie "Supermarket Cop," starring Buck Savage. Kenan and Kel are determined to be in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185413 +0000" stop="20260307191835 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ditch Day Afternoon - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel decide to skip a day of school and work. They call in sick, but soon find themselves in big trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191835 +0000" stop="20260307194256 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get The Kel Outta Here - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kenan's dad is fed up with Kel's shenanigans and bans him from the Rockmore house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181719 +0000" stop="20260307184037 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Add Beer Ad - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Barfy Boozehound, a beer mascot, introduces a contest and Percy is resolutely training at the Camel Toe when someone mentions the upcoming smoking ban. Percy inspires Marty to move the bar to another acreage he owns, which happens to spill over the Quebec border. Marty enlists Charlie, who's returned with trucker stories and songs, to use his big rig to tow the bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184037 +0000" stop="20260307190355 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peacekeeping Percy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>It's Remembrance Day and Percy muscles his way through a ceremonial parade to get half-price quarts at the legion. As Percy hits on a female Peacekeeper drinking at the legion, Kevin explores the ceremonies of the day and ends up enlisting as an air cadet. After various mishaps, Percy becomes a hero and Cpl. Royd seduces Anastasia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190355 +0000" stop="20260307192716 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serial Killer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Percy and the family attend a Neighborhood Watch meeting to get information on serial killer prevention. Afterwards, Percy takes them to â€˜Boobies' restaurant. Kevin is obsessing about Shawna and wonders if her friendly greeting on the bus was an invitation? Anastasia hooks up with some protesters who decide to open a competing restaurant ""Peckers."" Shawna sets up Kevin as the killer, the killer kidnaps Percy and Anastasia shacks up with the Corporal. Just another day in Landville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192716 +0000" stop="20260307195040 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retooling The Tool - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Percy and Anastasia both receive mail to discover that Percy must attend a retraining course at the Employment Insurance office, while Anastasia is asked to jury duty. Meanwhile Kevin is upstairs painting his entire room black. The episode ends with a mysterious turn of events that can only be solved by the magic wizard living in the back yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181319 +0000" stop="20260307191149 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After the dramatic death of the deputy public prosecutor, it is clear that Emilie Zeuthen's kidnapper is a man who will stop at nothing to recover a debt. But what is this debt? Lund and Borch are trying to get cooperation, and Lund tries to get Mark to reconcile with her. The family Zeuthen find it hard to accept that Emilie is gone, and press the police to act by making all resources available. Prime Minister Kampers staff are trying to keep him free of the kidnapping affair, but they have some unpleasant information, which makes it difficult to focus on the election campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Know How to Dispose of a Body? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Eve is reeling from her act of violence against Villanelle and doesn’t know whether she is alive or dead. A paranoid and severely-injured Villanelle manages to get herself to the hospital for treatment. Carolyn approaches Eve with an intriguing opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Nice and Neat - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carolyn introduces Eve to her new team before Eve briefs them on the Villanelle case. Villanelle, needing to lie low while she recovers, finds a Good Samaritan to take her in and care for her. Eve finds out a secret that Carolyn has been hiding from her.</desc>
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    <title>Graduation (1) - S04E22</title>
    <desc>High school graduation nears for the senior class, but Warmonga's return jeopardizes everything as Team Possible goes through their toughest odds yet to save the planet.</desc>
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    <title>Graduation (2) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After both Kim and Drakken have been taken captive, Ron and Shego must race to rescue them from the clutches of Warmonga, Warhok, and the other invaders. All of the main characters must now band together to save the planet that they call home.</desc>
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    <title>Crush - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kim tries to get the confidence to take a boy to an upcoming dance at her school, while Kim's archenemy, Drakken begins his next destructive plan.</desc>
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    <title>Sink or Swim - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On their way to a cheer competition, Ron and the cheer squad get stranded, but Ron soon realizes that the whole thing could be a set up from an old enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Date Night - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Janet urges her dad to step up his romance game during a date night with Umma. Jung stains Kimchee's collector-item sneakers and hunts to replace them.</desc>
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    <title>Resting Place - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While visiting their future burial plots, Appa and Umma make an unfortunate discovery. A faux fight between Jung and Kimchee is caught on video.</desc>
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    <title>Sneak Attack - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma learn that selling illegal face cream has a downside. Janet adopts an alternate identity to get into a film festival.</desc>
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    <title>Silent Auction - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In hopes of claiming a winning lotto ticket, Janet searches for a legal loophole. Jung has a tough talk with Shannon. Umma covets a fancy coat.</desc>
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    <title>New TV - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Kimchee tries to keep his new girlfriend from meeting Jung. Janet speaks her mind in class. Appa scores a new TV.</desc>
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    <title>Pour Some Sugar on Kahn - S12E16</title>
    <desc>Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.</desc>
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    <title>Six Characters in Search of a House - S12E17</title>
    <desc>Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.</desc>
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    <title>The Courtship of Joseph's Father - S12E18</title>
    <desc>Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.</desc>
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    <title>Strangeness on a Train - S12E19</title>
    <desc>Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.</desc>
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    <title>Cops and Robert - S12E20</title>
    <desc>Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can.  Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.</desc>
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    <title>Package Deal - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.</desc>
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    <title>Separation Anxiety - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.</desc>
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    <title>Departure Time - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.</desc>
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    <title>Swim Neighbors - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.</desc>
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    <title>The Robbery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a gang of armed robbers target Nolita, the restaurant runs low on patrons and several staff members begin to freak out. Steven throws a model party to turn their luck around but the crew realize that the models eat the food then vomit it back out again.</desc>
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    <title>Teddy Takes Off - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Food and Wine magazine writes a favorable review of one of the Nolita meals that Teddy makes but Jack takes total credit for it. This makes Teddy quit in anger, but seeing him quit and return so often, Jack decides to hire another chef, Chet. Meanwhile, Nolita is flooded with guests wanting the fish meal, and Jack soon discovers he does not know how to make it, and realizes he has to get Teddy back.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Do Brunch - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Becky’s secret affair continues. Meanwhile, Pino orders Jack to take his sweetbreads off the menu because they are not selling. Becky convinces Jack to start serving brunch even though the rest of the staff is dead set against it. Seth has a run in with a suave chocolate maker.</desc>
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    <title>Praise be Praise - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tries desperately to impress Jack with his initiative in the kitchen, but his good intentions turn against him causing Jack to give him the silent treatment. A “no send-back” policy is introduced at Nolita which annoys Mimi. Jack gets rated on his “bedroom skills” by the author of the ChefHunter.net website. But when he is given an score that does not sit well with him, he goes out to prove to the author he is top material.</desc>
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    <title>Power Play - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mimi is the new owner of Nolita and a power-struggle with Jack enfolds. The two fight for control over the restaurant and staff but when a surprise health inspector shows up for an inspection, this prompts Jack to try and bribe her and Mimi doing the inspection the honest way. Also, Jim deals with Tanya's kiss, and trying to keep it secret from Seth who has a history of crazy jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>Café Tavolini - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay's next restaurant project is Café Tavolini in Bridgeport, CT. Find out if his experience and expertise will help transform the eatery into a success or if Café Tavolini will have to shut its doors.</desc>
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    <title>Kingston Cafe - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Wonderful Surprises - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Abby’s worsening condition persuades Thackery to test out his novel syphilis treatment. Edwards comes clean to Opal, but does not get the response he expects. Cleary makes a last-ditch effort to raise funds for Harriet as her date in court arrives. Bertie undergoes physical training. Barrow loses a sponsor. Gallinger’s prejudices are reinforced. Cornelia probes a suspicious death. Lucy laments her lot in life.</desc>
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    <title>K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R. - S03E06</title>
    <desc>KITT's evil prototype Karr returns, seeking to destroy Michael and KITT with a new laser stolen from the Foundation</desc>
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    <title>Closing Knight - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The squads fight against each other in one final battle, with the top group becoming Knights of Astoria forever!</desc>
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    <title>Opening Knight - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A rambunctious princess and a mischievous drifter create new identities to attend knight school; after learning of each other's secret, they become unlikely partners and band together to achieve their dream of becoming legendary knights.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight at the Roxbury - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ciara's competitiveness gets the best of her when she puts winning a prestigious school tournament ahead of her new friendship with Arc.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191151 +0000" stop="20260307193352 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight in Shining Armor Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Phoenix Squad is chosen to host the annual Armor Day feast, Arc must rely on Ciara to help him with the festive traditions, and to protect his secret.</desc>
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    <title>One Magical Knight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arc discovers that Warwick can cast magic spells, but things get out of hand when he starts using his secret talent.</desc>
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    <title>Photos Must Credit Joe Paxton - S05E20</title>
    <desc>A photographer(played by Tige Andrews) becomes the prime suspect in a jewel theft and phony kidnapping of a former actress (played by Antoinette Bower) in which he photographs.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 18. You only give me your funny paper - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sandy receives both a surprise inheritance and a giant headache as executor of Norman's estate. Mindy begins seeing Martin in a new light.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190037 +0000" stop="20260307192557 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 19. And it's getting more and more absurd - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Angry about Sandy's constraints on their money, Phoebe, Robbie, Mindy— and Mindy's mother—confront him. Sandy and Martin have a falling out.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 20. The round toes, of the high shoes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A famous actor comes to Sandy's class and creates a stir. Sandy and Roz find themselves getting along. An unexpected offer materializes for Sandy.</desc>
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    <title>Last Dance - S03E11</title>
    <desc>After Dana's family treats the girls coldly, Alice is determined to arrange a special event to commemorate their friend. While Helena's lawsuit is resolved with a surprising outcome, Bette is willing to fight for Angelica's custody. Max lands a job, giving Jenny something to write about. Dealing with her grief, Shane is willing to make the ultimate commitment to Carmen. Finally, Lara arrives from Paris and is comforted by Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Bionic Birthday Fail - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Adam, Bree and Chase forget to invite Leo to his surprise birthday party, they must make it up to him, so they take Leo into the ultra-cool virtual mission simulator and show him what it's like to be bionic.</desc>
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    <title>Death Spiral Smackdown - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Leo teams up with Adam in the school fitness challenge 'Death Spiral Smackdown,' hoping that Adam's bionic powers will be his secret weapon. But the plan backfires when they end up going head-to-head in the finals. Meanwhile, Bree and Chase use their bionic abilities against one another.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Borrow the Helicopter? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Leo borrows Davenport's helicopter to take Janelle on a daring date. Bree gets her own room and Adam and Chase are excited to have a room to themselves. But things get out of hand and Chase divides the room up.</desc>
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    <title>Back from the Future - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Davenport's time machine brings Leo, from seven years in the future, to present day to prevent Adam, Bree and Chase from going on a mission from which they'll never return. Davenport takes the warning seriously and forbids the Lab Rats from going on the mission, but they decide to sacrifice themselves in hopes of saving the world. Meanwhile, future Leo teaches present day Leo how to be cool and shows Davenport his fate.</desc>
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    <title>Gravity Storm - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Zarn is to blame when gravity begins weighing down the inhabitants of the Land of the Lost.</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the sun stands still, the Sleestak wrongfully blame Rick for tampering with the pylon.</desc>
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    <title>The Pylon Express - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Nice Day - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A quiet day of fishing, trap building and cake making turns serious when Holly is pricked by a poisonous plant.</desc>
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    <title>Headwriter (a.k.a. Headwriter Phil) - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Like No Business I Know - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Regis Philbin causes some major unrest when he intimates to Hank that there might be place for him on Regis' new show. Larry and Artie worry about what guest Bobcat Goldthwait might do to top his chair-burning incident on The Tonight Show.</desc>
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    <title>Larry Loses a Friend - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jon Lovitz makes a strong play for a reluctant Darlene.</desc>
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    <title>Doubt of the Benefit - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Larry becomes convinced that Rob Reiner is snubbing him and the show, and retaliates by canceling out of a benefit.</desc>
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    <title>Hank's Divorce - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It looks like Hank's marriage is over, despite everyone's efforts to patch it up.</desc>
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    <title>The Bitch is Back - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Monica's old suite seems to be haunted, causing troubles with the new residents. Sam makes a bet with Paul Logan, a rival casino host - who's the best casino host/hostess there is? Delinda faces problem with the health inspector at Mystique, but seems wrongly treated. Meanwhile, Mary decides to take advantage of the ghost situation and starts a "Haunted Montecito Tour."</desc>
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    <title>And Here's Mike with the Weather - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Almost three million dollars have disappeared from Montecito. The gaming commission has to clear Casey's licence and the missing money becomes an issue. Despite being dead, it seems Monica still gets Montecito in troubles. A live weather report is to be aired from inside the casino, when the weatherman gets an allergic reaction, allowing Mike to take his place for one night. Danny and Mike is to find the missing millions, and the thief, no matter if the thief is dead or not.</desc>
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    <title>Feud - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Gramps quarrels with Matt Brockway after a hotly contested checker game, both men forbid their sons to play with each other. After Jeff and Porky's first attempt to fix the problem goes horribly wrong, so the boys hide in the woods in hopes that in "saving" them Gramps and Matt will be friends again.</desc>
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    <title>The Lion - S01E08</title>
    <desc>With Gramps and Ellen away for the day, Jeff and Porky plan a lazy day--until an escaped circus lion invades the farm. Worse, no one will believe them when they call for help.</desc>
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    <title>Gramps - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Gramps has chest pains, the family tries to keep him from exerting himself.</desc>
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    <title>Lassie's Pups - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jeff thinks Lassie needs a vet when her time comes, but a storm is brewing and Gramps says dogs can cope. Dr. Wilson: Frank Ferguson. Mrs. Wilson: Frances Morris.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Edward besieges Winchester as he awaits Aethelflaed's reinforcements, but Uhtred isn't convinced that conquest is really Sigtryggr's ultimate aim.</desc>
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    <title>Arrest Her Development - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Vanessa "helps" Mandy and Kyle look for their first apartment. Meanwhile, Mike is thrilled when Ryan's good business decisions have him unknowingly embracing capitalism.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Exploring - S07E16</title>
    <desc>As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have different opinions on how much space they should give him. When Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a "fun" landlord.</desc>
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    <title>Cards on the Table - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike begrudgingly invites Ryan to his weekly poker game, but immediately regrets it when Ryan gets the guys to open up about their feelings.</desc>
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    <title>Otherwise Engaged - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Vanessa tries to prevent Mike from interfering with Ed and Bonnie's blossoming relationship, but he is unable to stop himself from meddling.</desc>
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    <title>The Payback - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tray excitedly prepares for his kids' high school graduation but is interrupted by an illicit request from Percy. After Tray helps a student out of a jam, Veesy begins to see Tray in a new light. Shahzad stresses over having to give a speech.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tray is released from prison after 15-years. He discovers his girlfriend, Shay, has married an affable, successful white man who is helping raise the twins that Tray never knew existed.</desc>
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    <title>Bobo Beans - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191226 +0000" stop="20260307193310 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swipe Right - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193310 +0000" stop="20260307195320 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unbeknownst to Shay, Tray was invited to her mother's funeral reception, much to her disapproval. However, Tray stands up for Shay when her family gives her a hard time about not being there in her mother's later years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181311 +0000" stop="20260307183312 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laughing Gravy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - Laurel &amp; Hardy hide their pet dog in their apartment despite their landlord's objections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183312 +0000" stop="20260307194118 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon Us - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Feature - Laurel and Hardy wind up in jail after they are caught making moon shine during Prohibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183523 +0000" stop="20260307191953 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunters - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Briscoe and Curtis race against time to find the killer of a parolee before two bounty hunters find the suspected murderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180409 +0000" stop="20260307184719 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing Dead - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Season 8 opens with Goren and Eames investigating a case involving a councilman's step-daughter and her boyfriend being shot. The pair of drug-addicted kids were caught up in blackmail schemes which had targeted the politically powerful family of the woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184719 +0000" stop="20260307193024 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Star - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Det. Zach Nichols' first case involves the murder of an artist, but it's unclear whether the neighborhood he lived in was a factor in his death, or something more personal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181621 +0000" stop="20260307185936 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inheritance - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The search for a serial rapist leads to a suspect who was himself a product of rape, and whose father was convicted of that crime. The young man's attorney blames his genetics as the reason for his actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185936 +0000" stop="20260307194211 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Care - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The battered body of a five-year-old girl in foster care is discovered, and suspicion soon turns to the girl's foster brother, who is into violent video games and doesn't seem quite right in the head. The investigation turns to the girl's biological mother as well as to her foster mother and grandmother as the team tries to figure out who is the real guilty party, and who is only a red herring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181338 +0000" stop="20260307183640 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Pyramid - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The kids go on an adventure of exploration inside the LazyTown pyramid!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183640 +0000" stop="20260307190020 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to LazyTown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Stephanie arrives in LazyTown, to spend the summer with her Uncle Milford, she finds that she has trouble making friends because all the local kids spend all their time indoors playing video games. So, her uncle enlists the help of Sportacus, an athletic hero who encourages the kids to have fun by remaining active.
Unfortunately, this doesn't sit well with Robbie Rotten, a lazy cheat, who takes pride in having LazyTown be the laziest town around so he plots to get rid of Sportacus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190020 +0000" stop="20260307192357 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defeeted - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sportacus tries on a new pair of shoes unaware that they are actually radio-controlled boots that Robbie will use to ruin Sportacus' athletic skills during Spectacular Sports Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192357 +0000" stop="20260307194736 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sports Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The kids must face Robbie Rotten in a sports competition without the help of Sportacus after the villian causes the athletic hero to suffer a Sugar Meltdown brought on by a candy apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180910 +0000" stop="20260307183513 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Interesting Character - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Miss Landers assigns Beaver's class to write a short essay about the most interesting character they know. While Judy writes about her dad, Beaver debates over whom he should write about.  Beaver finally decides to write about Ward, but Beaver isn't sure if Ward is interesting enough.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183513 +0000" stop="20260307190114 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Date Committee - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Wally is appointed chairman of the blind date committee for a Saturday night dance and ends up with only one girl on his list and no idea how to go about assigning her an escort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190114 +0000" stop="20260307192618 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver Takes a Bath - S03E02</title>
    <desc>With the sitter unable to come to the Cleavers' house while Ward and June are away overnight, Wally steps up to watch over Beaver, with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192618 +0000" stop="20260307195219 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Bus - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Beaver is suspended from riding the bus to school after he breaks the new rules. But can a letter he and Wally have written to the bus driver really get him reinstated?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182259 +0000" stop="20260307191908 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin One, Us Zero - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a series of disturbing encounters, Kevin pays a visit to a therapist. Tom finds himself in a precarious situation with Christine, a favorite of Wayne's. A frustrated Meg is asked to part with pieces of her past. Jill and Aimee tail Nora Durst, who became a local celebrity when her entire family disappeared in the Departure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180108 +0000" stop="20260307182229 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>25th Hour - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With the playoffs coming up and the team's star player injured, it's up to Grover to secure a win but just as he's preparing for the biggest moment of his high school basketball career, a citywide blackout occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182229 +0000" stop="20260307184340 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The G-Word - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hipsters gentrify Chamberlain Heights, and the Legends feel the impact at school when basketball is replaced by water polo. Grover and Milk team up with unlikely allies to take back the 'hood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184340 +0000" stop="20260307190505 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When his complexion comes into question, Milk hits the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon to fulfill his dream of becoming black.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190505 +0000" stop="20260307192630 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Fishy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Former New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher takes over the team after the Legends get Coach Bundy fired, but not all is good on the hardwood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192630 +0000" stop="20260307194755 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182047 +0000" stop="20260307191036 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 23 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Time is preyed upon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191036 +0000" stop="20260307195212 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 24 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>David wages war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181555 +0000" stop="20260307183725 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Mike Knight - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Inspired by Jestro's idol Jokes Knightley, Jestro and the Book of Monsters attend a gig in the village of Funnyton where they pose as comedians. The Nexo Knights also attend and to their surprise, they actually find Jestro hilarious, even attempting to convince Jestro to change his evil ways. However, Jokes Knightley kidnaps the Book of Monsters in order to steal Jestro's act, courtesy of the last evil spellbook called the Book of Betrayal. When the Nexo Knights find the Book of Monsters, it becomes a mad battle for the Book of Betrayal which eventually falls into the hands of Jestro. Not knowing what to do, Jestro runs into the woods and hands the Book of Betrayal to an unseen individual. Evil laughter is soon heard afterwards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183725 +0000" stop="20260307185856 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fortrex and the Furious - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Recapping from the previous episode, the figure who Jestro gave the Book of Betrayal to is revealed to be Clay, who takes Jestro to the Fortrex. When the Book of Monsters attempts to gain the Book of Betrayal and Jestro, the Nexo Knights split up as a diversion until Clay is cornered. Now fully reformed, Jestro sacrifices himself so Clay can escape with the Book of Betrayal. The Nexo Knights then stage a rescue mission to save Jestro from the volcano lair where the Book of Monsters reveals that he is actually the dark necromancer Monstrox, whom Merlok turned into a book and divided his power among eleven other spellbooks. Monstrox adds that he needs Jestro as a host body to regain human form through a ritual in the "Dark Arena", waiting for the Book of Betrayal to corrupt the Nexo Knights. Unfortunately, Clay appeared to have succumbed to its power and begins to bring the Book of Betrayal to Monstrox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185856 +0000" stop="20260307192023 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom of Heroes - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Recapping from the previous episode, Clay hands The Book of Betrayal not because he was corrupted, but to exchange it for Jestro's freedom. Monstrox makes the deal and frees Jestro, but chains Clay in his place to take his body for his own. As part of the ritual, Monstrox regurgitates the evil spellbooks. Meanwhile, the other Knights follow Clay to the Book of Monsters' lair, but are overwhelmed by the Lava Monster Army and reluctantly follow Jestro through the death trap-filled backdoor entrance. Upon reaching Clay, the Book of Monsters nearly completes the ceremony, but Jestro and the Nexo Knights hold him off long enough for Robin to hand Clay Merlok and Techcaliber, which Clay feeds to Monstrox. Overwhelmed by Merlok 2.0's power, Monstrox explodes into energy, destroying his book body while curing Jestro of the Book of Evil's effects. Merlok 2.0 is presumably destroyed as well, but when Robin replaces Techcaliber's motherboard, Merlok 2.0 is revealed to have survived. With Jestro also having been forgiven for his actions and reinstated as court jester, the Nexo Knights celebrate their victory with the rest of the kingdom. When Jestro looks at the sky, he sees Monstrox's face implying the necromancer's survival as a spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192023 +0000" stop="20260307194154 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cloud - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The kingdom is threatened by an army of Lava Monsters, and the inexperienced NEXO Knights must come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180615 +0000" stop="20260307181800 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cold Goodbye - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Having learned Zane is not dead, Master Wu prepares to go after him, but Lloyd and the other ninja take matters into their own hands and defy their Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181800 +0000" stop="20260307182902 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Never-Realm - S11E16</title>
    <desc>The ninja arrive in the Never-Realm, where they quickly find themselves overwhelmed; luckily, they are taken in by a tribe of Ice Fishers who tell them Zane has been imprisoned by the evil Ice Emperor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182902 +0000" stop="20260307184054 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Maker - S11E17</title>
    <desc>The ninja and the villagers prepare to fight the Blizzard Samurai. While fighting Lloyd and Cole realize that some of them are made of Ice and some were corrupted people. Grimfax extinguishes the Hearth Fire. However, after they defeat the Blizzard Samurai, Kai tries to make fire, using his elemental powers by believing in himself and succeeds in restoring the Hearth Fire, gaining the title "Fire maker".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184054 +0000" stop="20260307185246 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unlikely Ally - S11E18</title>
    <desc>The Ninja help the villagers to build weapons in case the Blizzard Samurai return again. Lloyd begins his journey to the Ice castle with the Titan mech tracker that Nya gives him to find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185246 +0000" stop="20260307190431 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Absolute Worst - S11E19</title>
    <desc>When Ultra Violet learn that the Ninja have gone missing, she and The Mechanic plan to escape the prison. In their escape route, they begin to discuss about who they thought was the worst ninja. They are soon interupted by Fugi-Dove. They continue talking along the route, telling stories (in anime style) about their hated ninja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190431 +0000" stop="20260307191621 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Message - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Back in the Never-Realm, Cole was telling the story of Wu and Zane facing Aspheera. Meanwhile, Lloyd and 'Red' were searching for the Titan Mech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191621 +0000" stop="20260307192809 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traveler's Tree - S11E21</title>
    <desc>Guilt-ridden over having lost the Traveler's Tea, Cole embarks on a dangerous quest to the top of a nearby mountain in hopes of finding the legendary Traveler's Tree, a tree which is supposedly guarded by a fearsome beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192809 +0000" stop="20260307193957 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krag's Lament - S11E22</title>
    <desc>Cole awakens inside an icy cavern belonging to a legendary beast and attempts to escape, only to discover a surprising truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193957 +0000" stop="20260307195059 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of The Wolf - S11E23</title>
    <desc>The Ice Emperor summons an enormous ice behemoth to attack Lloyd and his faithful wolf companion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180845 +0000" stop="20260307183151 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sun Darts - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The Skids engineer a country music hit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183151 +0000" stop="20260307185530 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm a Degen - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Dary gets in with a bad crowd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185530 +0000" stop="20260307191850 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snooters - S12E04</title>
    <desc>The Skids open an after hours club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191850 +0000" stop="20260307194145 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions with the Degens come to a head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181116 +0000" stop="20260307185436 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Devil - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A psychopathic, albeit charismatic, graduate student tests Lightman's ability to unmask lies when everyone falls for his charms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185436 +0000" stop="20260307193751 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lightman has to grieve and investigate his own past simultaneously after one of his collaborators in the military is killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181823 +0000" stop="20260307184308 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tim Fights an Old Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184308 +0000" stop="20260307190701 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday Night Confession - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While at a baptism, one of Tim's family members confesses something extremely embarrassing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190701 +0000" stop="20260307193040 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss February - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While buying a Valentine's day gift for Amy, Tim makes a critical mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193040 +0000" stop="20260307195950 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unjustly Neglected Drama - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Stu's pot dealer invites Tim and Stu to a play that he is in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184208 +0000" stop="20260307192933 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Approaches - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The time is now for Alaskans to prepare for the harsh winter by any means necessary — or risk paying the ultimate price.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182735 +0000" stop="20260307192545 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A young man being held for a minor drugs offence dies in custody at the station while Gene and Sam are out. While Gene tries to protect his team, Sam struggles to conduct a proper investigation into the death. After alienating all his colleagues, he is able to determine that one of them forced him to take cocaine, causing a heart attack, and that the others had been covering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182523 +0000" stop="20260307190848 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190848 +0000" stop="20260307195147 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A racial confrontation is triggered between the African Americans and Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood when a young African American girl's body is discovered thrown from a rooftop. Working the case with Sam Tyler and the squad is the cop Sam considers his mentor in 2008 - a much younger Fletcher Bellow - who doesn't recognize his future protege. Tangling with the Black Liberation Army, who is intent on hunting down the Puerto Rican suspect first to levy their own kind of justice, Sam, Bellow and the detectives of the 1-2-5 are in a race against time if Angel Ramirez is to have any chance to answer for the crime. But in the end, Sam must battle the racial attitudes in his own precinct - most notably Lt. Hunt and Detective Carling - and a dramatic standoff on the same rooftop leads to gunshots being fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181453 +0000" stop="20260307183825 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snooty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Experiment 277: SNOOTY

After making zombie calenders, Lilo, Stitch, and Victoria encounter experiment 277, a vampire bat like experiment who was made to find and enrich Snootonium, a dangerous chemical that is similar to mucus.  Can Lilo and Stitch safely catch Snooty bafore Victoria, who is distrustful and teams up with Gantu to slay him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183825 +0000" stop="20260307190109 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retro - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Experiment 210: RETRO

Nani meets some of her friends from high school and tries to impress them by saying she is vice president and they convince her to introduce them to her family. The day only gets worse when experiment 210, tries to revert everyone back to a prehistoric state...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190109 +0000" stop="20260307192352 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belle - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Experiment 248: BELLE

While out trying to prove the existence of the Night Marchers (an ancient Hawaiian legend), Lilo, Mertle, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley tell each other scary stories. Meanwhile an experiment 248, later known as Belle, is being chased by Gantu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192352 +0000" stop="20260307194626 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morpholomew - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Exxperiment 316: MORPHOLOMEW
(Crossover with American Dragon: Jake Long)

Lilo enters the island's skateboarding competition in an attempt to win the heart of her one and only crush, Keoni. At the same time, Jake, Gramps and Fu Dog visit the island to check out reports that magical creatures - actually Jumba's experiments -- are running rampant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183551 +0000" stop="20260307193224 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>DCI Jo Davidson receives new information about the whereabouts of a suspect in the unsolved murder of investigative journalist Gail Vella. En route to raid the property, she spots an armed robbery in progress and stops the convoy. Suspicious of her motives, AC-12 launch an investigation. Still dealing with the fallout from their explosive investigation into undercover officer John Corbett, AC-12 soon realise they are facing their most enigmatic adversary yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181008 +0000" stop="20260307183150 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Addicted to Love"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: A Showery Scene""   ""Psychogram""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Grinning Evil Death""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Lea Press on Limbs""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Angel and the Bad Man""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sinead O' Conner""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183150 +0000" stop="20260307185747 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""John Denver"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Eat Crow""   ""Psychogram""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Psycho""   ""Rocky""   ""Footworks: Dog Flirting""   ""Dog Brain""   ""Dangerous Puppets""   ""Cut Up Camera""   ""Excerpt from Joy Street""   ""Weird""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185747 +0000" stop="20260307192156 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Faith No More"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: Diandra Washes Away""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Snookles""   ""Psychogram""   ""Stick Figure Theater: D.O.A.""   ""Cut Up Camera""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sylvester Stallone""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Prophet &amp; Loss""   ""Black Hula""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""   ""Beach Chair: In Color""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192156 +0000" stop="20260307194222 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Dental Health"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Ball of Communion""   ""Psychogram""   ""Jac Mac and Rad Boy Go""   ""Footworks: Scoring""   ""Dangerous Puppets""   ""The Thing That Lurked in the Tub""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Monk's Purpose""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Express Yourself""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181730 +0000" stop="20260307184131 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
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    <title>The April Fool - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Birthday Balloons - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Legend of the Golden Pyramid - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team is in Egypt, reading the hieroglyphics about the story of the Golden Pyramid. It says that inside the pyramid are musical notes which make the hieroglyphic pictures dance and become happy, until a mean king locked the notes behind the gates. Now, it is up to the team to use the golden harp, which opens anything, to open the Golden Pyramid.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon Kite - S01E08</title>
    <desc>June finds a little dragon kite flying towards her and she shows the team a picture of the Dragon Kite Parade in China. However, Little Dragon Kite has a fear of flying high, and the dragon kites in the picture are missing, so it is up to the team to find the missing dragon kites and help their friend overcome her fear.</desc>
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    <title>Go West, Young Train - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team meets their friend Little Red Train, carrying a bag of party supplies; suddenly, Big Jet steals the bag, and it is up to the team and Little Red Train to retrieve the bag from Big Jet before the party starts.</desc>
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    <title>Love - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The kids dish advice on a marriage proposal and mending a broken heart, then help Candace Cameron Bure of "Fuller House" plan a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>Marriage - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Parenting - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>David can't deal with his roommate's mother, and Laurie knows no one listens to her. Brittany Snow of "Pitch Perfect" can't stop procrastinating.</desc>
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    <title>Meet Me At The Fair - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Ingallses and Olesons take a trip to the fair.   Patrick, a carnival worker and Mary's boyfriend, and his boss, Cass (a balloonist and suave ladies man) vie for Mary's attention; Charles and Nels entering a jackass riding contest; and Carrie has her own adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Here Come The Brides - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Simms and his son Luke move into town. Adam falls in love with Miss Beadle, while Luke and Nellie Oleson fall for each other. After Miss Beadle talks to Nellie about love and marriage, Nellie and Luke decide to get married.</desc>
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    <title>I Want a Surprise - S02E06</title>
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    <title>I Want a Bicycle - S02E07</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Leave Home - S02E08</title>
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    <title>I Want a Best Friend - S02E09</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Kiss Great Aunty - S02E10</title>
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    <title>I Want a Midnight Feast - S02E11</title>
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    <title>I Want To Be Good - S02E12</title>
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    <title>I Want My Crayons - S02E13</title>
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    <title>I Want To Be Tall - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is frustrated that she's not tall enough to reach things, but the visit of her cousin makes her aware that she's not as small as she thought.</desc>
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    <title>I Want My Plaster - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Little Princess feels brave as she sports the plaster on her knee, but that feeling evaporates when the time comes to rip the plaster off.</desc>
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    <title>The Spirit of Thunder Rock (2) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The quakes continue to imperil the now separated members of the family and an armed poacher who prefers his privacy only adds to the danger.</desc>
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    <title>The Spirit of Thunder Rock (3) - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Rabies - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Day For Fright - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Pump Up the Panda - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The gang go to the beach, where Penny Ling meets a lobster focused on fitness and Blythe unveils her line of pet beachwear. Meanwhile, Sunvil competes against Vinnie in a sand-castle contest.</desc>
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    <title>Snipmates - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Guilt Tripping - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Petnapped! - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Let's Stay Together - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Judging by the Cover - S01E01</title>
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    <title>I'll Take Your Man - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Whose Date is It Anyway? - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 322 - S03E22</title>
    <desc>While Bobby causes trouble at the police station, Amy digs-up more incriminating evidence againt Mayor Sam Davis.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 323 - S03E23</title>
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    <title>Episode 324 - S03E24</title>
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    <title>Episode 325 - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Episode 401 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In the season premiere, Ron and Amy's repo competition takes a dangerous turn when Amy goes missing... while Bobby's fate is sealed when the judge rules his felony charges.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Rapids: Extended Stay - Piece of Cake - S17E07</title>
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    <title>Futurepast - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A dream analyzer named Ariana warns Logan and Jessica that their lives are in danger. Rem tries to help them and find a way out of their dangerous situation.</desc>
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    <title>Carousel - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Logan is shot with a dart that erases his memory by men hiding behind a tree. He then is captured by Francis and another sandman who return him to the City of Domes so that he can go to Carousel and testify before the people that there is no sanctuary. Rem and Jessica are captured by a man from an unamed city who explains that Logan has been placed in transit. transit is a way of neutralizing potential enemies without using violence by a temporary loss of memory. Rem and Jessica must find a way to save Logan from the City of Domes before it is too late.</desc>
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    <title>Running Eagle Challenge - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Vic gets a surprise visit from her father. An FBI agent helps Walt pin down the mole working with Malachi. A tough race enables Vic to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>The Variable - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The time of reckoning has begun when Daniel Faraday comes clean regarding what he knows about the island.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leader - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Kate find themselves at odds over the direction to take to save their fellow island survivors, Locke further solidifies his stance as leader of "The Others," and Sawyer and Juliet come under scrutiny from the Dharma Initiative.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Man - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Wheel and Deal - S04E45</title>
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    <title>How Double Dare You! - S04E47</title>
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    <title>Snoop's On - S04E48</title>
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    <title>Friends in Dry Places - S04E49</title>
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    <title>Coupe Dreams - S04E50</title>
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    <title>Schooled! - S05E01</title>
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    <title>The Boss Maybe - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Daddy's Girlfriend (2) - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Barney / Never - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Ikea / Piano Lesson - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Dad - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Looking for Liz / Lilly Changes - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Love and the Phonies - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Love and the Single Couple - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Sucker of Souls - S01E05</title>
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    <title>When the Yogurt Took Over - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Beyond the Aquila Rift - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Good Hunting - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Dump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ugly Dave calls the garbage dump home, and he's not about to let some city slicker take it away from him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191716 +0000" stop="20260307193326 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shape-Shifters - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Helping Hand - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Stranded in orbit, an astronaut must choose between life and limb before her oxygen runs out.</desc>
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    <title>Fish Night - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After their car breaks down in the desert, two salesmen take a dreamlike voyage to the dawn of time.</desc>
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    <title>Emma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan meets up with his old girlfriend Emma. In a flashback, Evie and Dylan feel pressured on Valentine's Day, while Luke woos an ex.</desc>
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    <title>Jonesy? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan reconnects with Jonesy, a friend who doesn't recall sleeping with him. Three months earlier, the guys try to cheer him up with a wild night out.</desc>
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    <title>Abigail (Again) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The day after Angus's divorce party, Abigail won't answer Dylan's calls. He, Luke and Evie try to pierce together what happened the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Andi and Olivia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang accompanies Abigail to a literary festival, where Luke tries to woo women with poetry and Angus and Holly discover their differences.</desc>
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    <title>Devil Is as Devil Does - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Eve takes a more active role in her main man's professional life. Meanwhile, Lucifer gets back to basics and Amenadiel fights for his family.</desc>
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    <title>Super Bad Boyfriend - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Lucifer and Chloe investigate a teacher's murder. Meanwhile, Lucifer goes to extremes to convince Eve to dump him, and Amenadiel mentors a teen.</desc>
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    <title>Bug Out - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begins surgery on a patient with a spinal injury. The bug-out proceeds without him, Hot Lips and Radar, and they quickly learn after the unit departs that they're in the midst of the front. When Potter, Mulcahy, BJ, Frank and the others arrive at the buildings which had been scouted by helicopter, they find the house full of "business girls," and Potter gives them Klinger's dresses to persuade them to leave the house. A helicopter comes to evacuate the spinal injury patient, and just as the three get ready to go to the new location, they find the 4077 is already returning, and eventually everyone reunites back at the camp, what with the Chinese being repulsed.</desc>
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    <title>Margaret's Engagement - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Sight, Out of Mind - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio. After much tension in the camp the bandages come off, and happily, Hawkeye can see again.</desc>
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    <title>Lt. Radar O'Reilly - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181157 +0000" stop="20260307185945 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ma Dalton - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jack receives mementos of his father from an anonymous sender. This triggers a search for Jack´s mother, who has been missing since Jack was a boy. But when he finally gets to meet her, she turns out to be a fugitive in fear of her life, and Jack´s presence only complicate things more.</desc>
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    <title>Cleo Rocks - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Penny Parker's big chance in a major professional role is threatened from two directions: a money shortage and several deaths linked to the musical she is set to perform in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180943 +0000" stop="20260307185722 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrowland - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Don and Peggy are faced with life-altering decisions</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181204 +0000" stop="20260307185305 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #1304 - S13E04</title>
    <desc>MadTv's Most Wanted: In this episode, regular castmember Michael McDonald with special guest star Susan Sarandon take a look at some of the best loved MadTv characters to appear in the show. The sketches are as follows: Swan of Hearts, The Coach Hines Half Time Show, Vancome Casino Lady, Bae Sung Auto Craze, Dot Goddard Little Miss Pretty, Stuart Moving Day, &amp; Lorraine At College.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185305 +0000" stop="20260307193415 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #1305 - S13E05</title>
    <desc>Britney Spears Sings at MadTv's New Home, the Music Box Theater; Show Open: Bobby Lee and Michael McDonald; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 1 &amp; 2; Bobby Lee's 24 with Carlos Mencia; Dream Date with Master Chief of Halo 3; Sad Fiddy Cent: I Don't Want to Be Sad No More; Dateline: To Catch a Sexual Predator; New Castmember Johnny Sanchez Properly Introduces Himself; Backstage with Carlos Mencia 3; Arden Myrin Helps Family Guy Celebrate it's 100th Episode Party; Dateline: Catching Master Chief In the Act; Show Close: Christa Flanagan and Cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182145 +0000" stop="20260307184739 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revving Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The school district’s Vehicle Maintenance Inspector, Junkett is about to condemn the Magic School Bus!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184739 +0000" stop="20260307191332 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Flight - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Shrunk inside Tim’s model airplane, the class goes on a high-flying field trip to find out how things fly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191332 +0000" stop="20260307193926 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Energized - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The class is ready to plug in their “Double-Trouble Wheel of Wonder” at the town carnival, when they discover all the electrical outlets are taken.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Magic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A group of twentysomethings studying magic in New York discover a real-life fantasy world that poses a great threat to humanity in this drama adapted from Lev Grossman’s book series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182334 +0000" stop="20260307190708 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Jeopardy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins' new clients hire them to find their missing brother last seen on the island, leading to Higgins being shot and TC abducted when a secret case of revenge is revealed during the investigation. Higgins (and Magnum) are surprised when her surgeon asks her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190708 +0000" stop="20260307195053 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Money - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Higgins job to repo a plane goes south when she and Magnum discover that it was being used by a drug cartel who opens fire at the plane, forcing them to crash land in the jungle, where they find a stowaway on board with a target on his back. Higgins has her first date with Dr. Ethan Shah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183237 +0000" stop="20260307192101 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rembrandt's Girl - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Magnum is hired by a bank teller from Robin Master's bank to investigate her father, world-famous counterfeiter Herbie "Rembrandt" Norton, who has recently been released from penitentiary and whom she suspects has returned to counterfeiting after coming into large amounts of money since his release. Before starting investigations, the pair go to retrieve a book for Higgins from a safe deposit box at the bank, but the woman accidentally locks them in the vault, and with the time-release door and a slowly dwindling air supply, the pair are trapped inside... Meanwhile, spurred on by getting the potentially lucrative case, Thomas had promised to take Rick and T.C. for a luxurious weekend away, but unaware that Magnum is trapped in the vault at the bank, they are annoyed to presume that he has gone without them, and - with T.C. having problems with his girl-friend - they decide to hold a party at Magnum's guest house - which does not go down well with Higgins, who is holding a meditation we</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180521 +0000" stop="20260307182733 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Club - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Unfulfilled Lois joins a ladies’ book club, which is really a whining—and wining—session. Meanwhile, at home, Hal’s desperate to busy the boys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182733 +0000" stop="20260307184938 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm's Girlfriend - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Malcolm has a new light in his life: a perky classmate named Sara (whose face, in a quirky touch, is never shown). But, according to Malcolm , she’s “good-looking and smart and cool. And if we went out together, it would make me happy. So therefore, it will never happen.” Ah, but it does—a surprising turn of events that elates the lad and perturbs his parents, especially when Malcolm goes into an academic tailspin. And it’s not long before our lovesick hero admits that he’s becoming “obsessive and neurotic, and a totally jealous creep.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184938 +0000" stop="20260307191157 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In an effort to contribute to society and to make her boys useful at the same time, Lois "volunteers" Malcolm, Reese and Dewey for charity work at a local church. The boys are assigned to sort giant piles of donated clothing, game, appliances etc. Initially irritated at their new task, they realize the donated stuff is a lot nicer than their own possessions, and they begin swapping out their old stuff with the second-hand items. The boys soon make a enterprise out of their charity assistance, going as far as to sell things to the neighborhood kids - that is until Hal finds out. Meanwhile, Francis must come to grips with the fact his fabulous job in Alaska is not quite what he expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191157 +0000" stop="20260307193415 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Scare - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Hal's doctor discovers something suspicious during his routine check-up, Lois and Hal become frantic, nervous wrecks as they wait for the test results. As a result of her anticipation, Lois becomes even stricter with the boys, leaving them to misinterpret the new house rules. Meanwhile, in Alaska, Francis comes to blows with his boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193415 +0000" stop="20260307195635 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Malcolm and his brothers destroy their Christmas tree ornaments, Lois punishes them by canceling Christmas and moves all the presents into the garage. The only way she will reinstate the holiday is if the boys behave impeccably up to Christmas morning. Her plan works better than expected, and Lois is touched that her family responded so well to her challenge. Meanwhile, the boys decide that Lois could use this tactic for future holidays and retaliate by breaking into the garage and opening up all the presents. Elsewhere, Francis is forced to visit his Grandma Ida for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181850 +0000" stop="20260307184012 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Horse - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mama has a yard sale and tries to sell off Iola's gaudy homemade gifts, hoping to raise the money to buy a VCR. They have the sale while Iola's out of town, but she comes back sooner than expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184012 +0000" stop="20260307190136 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workman's Holiday - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mama embarrasses Vinton at work with the "Binky Bunny" lunchbox she made for him when he was a kid, she must find a way to cure him of his trauma before he loses his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190136 +0000" stop="20260307192304 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Sees Red - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A man from the State Department asks the Harpers to host a Russian national named Olga for one day, as part of "Project Heartland." Unfortunately, their actions persuade her to defect to America.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192304 +0000" stop="20260307194430 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room with No View - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Vint and Naomi are tired of living in the basement, so they agree to switch rooms with Bubba. Everyone is happy with the new arrangement, except Mama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182006 +0000" stop="20260307184440 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum Always Liked You Best - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Robin's seemingly perfect brother visits and takes Chrissy out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184440 +0000" stop="20260307190859 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Down Below - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Just before Robin can reveal his true feelings to Chrissy, his brother announces that he is going to marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190859 +0000" stop="20260307193504 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Bride, Another Groom - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Chrissy marries Norman, George and Mildred announce they are moving away and Robin plans a new life with his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193504 +0000" stop="20260307195957 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The morning after a party, Chrissy and Jo find Robin asleep in their bath and ask him to become their third roommate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180222 +0000" stop="20260307182321 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memphis, TN - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam travels Memphis and takes on the 6 plus pound The Sasquatch Hamburger at Big Foot Lodge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182321 +0000" stop="20260307184420 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pittsburgh, PA - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on Atomic Hot Wings at Quaker Steak &amp; Lube.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184420 +0000" stop="20260307190518 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Columbus, OH - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on the 2 1/2-pound Dagwood Sandwich at the Ohio Deli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190518 +0000" stop="20260307192650 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Austin, TX - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on Don Juan El Taco Grande -- seven huge breakfast tacos at Juan in a Million</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192650 +0000" stop="20260307194750 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago, IL - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam tries to eat three overstuffed sandwiches with fries on top at Lucky's Sandwich Company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184102 +0000" stop="20260307191619 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 17: The Apostate - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian begins an important journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191619 +0000" stop="20260307195843 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 18: The Mines of Mandalore - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and Grogu explore the ruins of a destroyed planet.</desc>
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    <title>Off Radar - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Cal wakes with a life-threatening fever, Michaela and Ben suspect Cal's condition may be related to a mysterious passenger from Flight 828. As Cal's situation worsens, Ben and Michaela attempt to track down the now-missing passenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185536 +0000" stop="20260307193803 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.N.A.F.U. - S01E07</title>
    <desc>With the detained passengers secretly moved and subjected to painful experimentation - and Cal's health directly linked to them - Ben takes advantage of an old friend to find out where the passengers were taken. Meanwhile, a mysterious new version of the calling pulls Michaela into a murder investigation that has deep personal ramifications for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180753 +0000" stop="20260307183025 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't Believe It's Butter - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183025 +0000" stop="20260307185258 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1) - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185258 +0000" stop="20260307191530 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2) - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video.  Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191530 +0000" stop="20260307193802 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calendar Girl - S10E16</title>
    <desc>Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180003 +0000" stop="20260307182229 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring a Ding, Ding, Ding Gone - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Cole explain to Martin that his wedding ring frightens off single women. After taking off his ring, and seeing all the attention he gets from beautiful women, he realizes they are right.  But it's Martin who's running scared when he loses the ring and has to figure out how to tell Gina about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182229 +0000" stop="20260307184455 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love T.K.O. - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Martin and Gina decide to have a quiet night at home to rekindle their love passion. But they are constantly being interrupted before the fun begins. Tommy and Pam each show up at their apartment when things between them are not working out.  And Cole has broken up with Big Shirley after catching her with another man. Then he shows up at Martin's apartment, wanting Martin to meet all of his new girl friends, one at a time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184455 +0000" stop="20260307190721 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Say, She Say - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking up with Big Shirley, Martin convinces Cole to get back into the dating scene.  At the club, Cole falls for a pretty woman who has just appeared on "America's Most Wanted". Now the gang has to come up with a plan to save their pal.  Meanwhile, Tommy and Pam decide to see other people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190721 +0000" stop="20260307192917 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uptown Friday Night - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy &amp; Cole get robbed at Jerome's new club, the Shiznitz, after picking up Gina's birthday gift for Martin - an expensive ring. So they get with Jerome to track down the 3 female thieves at their hideaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192917 +0000" stop="20260307195143 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old School Loving - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Martin meets with Gina's boss, then gets her fired from the ad agency she's been working for. Now that Gina is unemployed, she spends her time rearranging the house, and painting the walls.  So Martin tries to convince her boss to take her back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183339 +0000" stop="20260307193005 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creator - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Shaken by Mariah's latest act, Luke combs the city for a witness. Flashbacks reveal a fateful encounter between the Stokes and McIver families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180048 +0000" stop="20260307185109 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble the Water - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Pilgrim's past comes into focus, Frank and Rachel find themselves in police custody, where they're anything but safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185109 +0000" stop="20260307194819 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scar Tissue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Rachel recalls the night everything changed and lets Frank in on the truth about her name. Russo sits down with a face from his childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182031 +0000" stop="20260307184144 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Spider-Man - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Miles Morales is bitten by an experimental spider and gains spider powers, so Spider-Man teaches him the responsibilities of being a superhero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184144 +0000" stop="20260307190257 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kraven's Amazing Hunt - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kraven the Hunter does a live broadcast of his hunt for Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190257 +0000" stop="20260307192410 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Moon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night, Spider-Man must team up with the incredible Hulk to stop Man-Wolf, a super-strong gamma-powered werewolf, from infecting the rest of Manhattan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192410 +0000" stop="20260307194523 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider-Man on Ice - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spidey must stop a low-level villain who has acquired some impressive freezing technology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180157 +0000" stop="20260307182400 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Guardians of the Galaxy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Guardians of the Galaxy land on Earth to repair their ship at the same time Titus leads the Chitauri into targeting Nova's helmet. Now Spider-Man and Nova must work with the Guardians of the Galaxy to defeat Titus and the Chitauri.
This episode was originally aired out of order to promote the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182400 +0000" stop="20260307184644 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (1) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a case of mistaken identity, Spider-Man must convince his old team that he's the real Spider-Man before he is destroyed by his new team, the Avengers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184644 +0000" stop="20260307190847 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Loki joins forces with Doctor Octopus to destroy the Avengers and their newest member, Spider-Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190847 +0000" stop="20260307193019 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent Venom - S03E04</title>
    <desc>While trying to become a crime fighter, Flash Thompson gets permanently bonded with Venom. It's up to Spider-Man to rescue his one-time school bully from the attentions of Venom, Beetle and Taskmaster. In the end, Nick Fury decides to give Spider-Man his list of teenaged superheroes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193019 +0000" stop="20260307195151 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloak &amp; Dagger - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man wants to recruit Cloak and Dagger as new warriors for his S.H.I.E.L.D. team. Complicating the matter, however, are Dormammu taking control of Cloak and Dr. Strange in an attempt to invade Earth, and Cloak and Dagger's own trust issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180707 +0000" stop="20260307183311 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Lose 'em All - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Lou wins the Albert Mason Award, which he had once said was for broadcasting veterans who couldn't chew their own food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ted Baxter's Famous Broadcasters' School - S05E23</title>
    <desc>A con-man tricks Ted into setting up a broadcasters' academy. When he finds out he's been had, he asks Lou, Mary and Murray to be the faculty and give the semester's opening lectures.</desc>
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    <title>Anyone Who Hates Kids and Dogs - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary likes her new boyfriend but finds his son absolutely intolerable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192517 +0000" stop="20260307195121 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edie Gets Married - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Lou puts on a brave face when he learns that his ex-wife Edie is remarrying.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 20 - S21E20</title>
    <desc>The semi-finals continue, with the brief for the six cooks who remain in the competition set by none other than pioneer of molecular gastronomy Heston Blumenthal.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 21 - S21E21</title>
    <desc>It's the last step before finals week, and the challenge for the amateurs is to cook something amazing using an ingredient they detest.</desc>
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    <title>Pick Me Up - S01E11</title>
    <desc>This bloody tale will give you an interesting twist to hitchhiking. Both driver and passenger have a little surprise for  the 25 year old heroine of the story</desc>
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    <title>The Beauty of Magic, Through the Metal Door, and My Magic Robot - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Shoot Ogawa, Keelan Leyser, Lucy Darling, Joshua Jay, Naathan Phan, Dan Sperry, and Christian Mascia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182333 +0000" stop="20260307184425 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic Roses, the Lucky Ring, and a Magical Romance - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Ed Alonzo, Chipper Lowell, Murray SawChuck, Alexandra Duvivier, Andi Gladwin, Shaun Jay, and Christian Mascia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184425 +0000" stop="20260307190510 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pup Magic, Twisted Cards, and a Buzzsaw of Death - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Lucy Darling, Alex Ramon, Trino, Maxence Vire, Joshua Jay, Noah Sonie, and Reza.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190510 +0000" stop="20260307192445 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gospel of Magic, Finding Aces, Elephant in the Room - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Farrell Dillon, Anna DeGuzman, Adam Wylie, Joel Meyers, Eric Eaton, Shaun Jay, and My Uyen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192445 +0000" stop="20260307194520 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Cards, Fruit Bouquet, and Mass Audience Magic - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Alexandra Duvivier, Farrell Dillon, Noah Sonie, Alex Ramon, Naathan Phan, Nick Dopuch, and Wayne Hoffman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180855 +0000" stop="20260307185521 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Matlock witnesses a robbery at a convenience store, but when things start happening that make him look like he's losing it, including messing with his papers, sending him to the wrong parties, and submitting phony pictures of his hind end to the papers, Matlock begins to realise that someone is trying to set him up. He, Cliff and Conrad begin to go through some of his old cases, trying to figure out which recently released killer is out to get him, but everyone they think of seems to have an alibi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185521 +0000" stop="20260307194148 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Obsession - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Even from his hospital bed Matlock can't get the case of a TV star accused of killing a therapist out of his mind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182212 +0000" stop="20260307184743 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents Anonymous - S01E32</title>
    <desc>McHale and the 73 crew return from a mission, to find that a young Asian orphan girl has taken up residence on their island.  They decide to keep her on the island, and go all out to make a happy home for her, and to keep her a secret from Binghamton.  But Binghamton becomes suspicious, when he observes the crew's unusual behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184743 +0000" stop="20260307191316 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>McHale's Millions - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The 73 Crew investigates the crash site of a Japanese transport plane, which is loaded with 4 million dollars' worth of American currency.  McHale convinces the boys that the bills are counterfeit, and, later, Gruber trades the supposedly phony money to Urulu, for some island trinkets.  But when they find out that the money is real, McHale and The Crew must scheme to get it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191316 +0000" stop="20260307193850 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hillbillies of PT 73 - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Willy is devastated when he gets a letter from his best girl “ Back home, in the hills of Tennessee“ Informing him that she's marrying another man.  So, McHale and the 73 Crew go all out to pick up his spirits.  But Captain Binghamton wants everyone on their best behavior for the upcoming inspection tour of a certain budget-conscious V.I.P.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181531 +0000" stop="20260307183800 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The X-Weapon - S02E14</title>
    <desc>With the team split apart as Grace contemplates leaving Bay City, Traeger makes his move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183800 +0000" stop="20260307190030 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus Sabotage - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After a successful mission, the team finally gets a little chill time in Mech-X until they find a bomb on the X-Deck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190030 +0000" stop="20260307192229 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Monster Within - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A traitor on Mech-X4 picks off unsuspecting team members one by one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192229 +0000" stop="20260307194502 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Betrayal - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Ryan, Spyder, and Veracity attempt to sneak into a hospital to get the materials they need for a secret mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180656 +0000" stop="20260307183533 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Tony becomes obsessively jealous when he thinks that Deborah fancies another man. Gary and Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend a weekend in a caravan out in the country. Gary is trying to give up smoking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183533 +0000" stop="20260307190444 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watching TV - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gary, Dorothy, Tony and Deborah spend an evening watching television. At least, Tony tries to watch television. The other three seem hell bent on making Tony look like an idiot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190444 +0000" stop="20260307193359 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Tony tries to talk Deborah into making love in unusual places. He also has to try to make a good impression on Deborah's mother. Dorothy talks Gary into seeing a relationship counsellor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181231 +0000" stop="20260307183502 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatherklok - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After multiple pregnancy lawsuits Skwisgaar begins to slip into a deep depression leaving him with the choice to search for his biological father. Meanwhile Murderface puts it upon himself to become Skwisgaar's father which slowly draws jealousy from both Pickles and Toki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183502 +0000" stop="20260307185708 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fertilityklok - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Toki decides he wants to find his soulmate and goes to a match making service. Meanwhile, Murderface bets Skwisgaar that he can have more sex than him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185708 +0000" stop="20260307191939 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethsiduals - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After a ridiculously pointless (and failed) lawsuit against their own band-mates and a devastating embarrassment in France, Murderface and Toki are suspended from the band. They later decide make a record label called "MurderTooth Records".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191939 +0000" stop="20260307194031 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rehabklok - S03E08</title>
    <desc>While Pickles is back in rehab, the band replaces him with an automated beat keeping machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183110 +0000" stop="20260307191957 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asian Cut - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Crockett &amp; Tubbs use Trudy as a decoy to lure a sadistic serial killer who preys on call girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180027 +0000" stop="20260307180357 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Reservations - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Minnie and her friends attempt to get into the hottest, yet most impossibly booked restaurant in town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180357 +0000" stop="20260307181058 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey is forced to wrangle two very different Donalds after Professor Von Drake's latest invention splits him in half.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181058 +0000" stop="20260307181428 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a journey through the world of sports to learn the true meaning of sportsmanship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181428 +0000" stop="20260307181759 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy's entire summer is placed in jeopardy after they discover their swimming hole’s been stolen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181759 +0000" stop="20260307182130 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canned - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to help a sweet old lady put out her trash only to find it's transformed into something monstrous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182130 +0000" stop="20260307182500 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown and Out - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182500 +0000" stop="20260307182831 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182831 +0000" stop="20260307183217 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Minnie Mouse needs inspiration for her paintings and Mickey tries to help by posing with a flower. However, Spike the Bee won't leave him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183217 +0000" stop="20260307183547 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie go on a cruise to relax, but because they're in the VIP Experience they have to endure all the activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183547 +0000" stop="20260307183932 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183932 +0000" stop="20260307184303 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184303 +0000" stop="20260307184649 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184649 +0000" stop="20260307185034 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185034 +0000" stop="20260307185404 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185404 +0000" stop="20260307185738 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185738 +0000" stop="20260307190108 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of the Dog - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190108 +0000" stop="20260307190439 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fancy Gentleman - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190439 +0000" stop="20260307190809 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Shoes - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy experience life from each other's perspective after accidentally switching bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190809 +0000" stop="20260307191509 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Springtime - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The arrival of spring is placed in jeopardy when winter refuses to relinquish its grasp of the season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191509 +0000" stop="20260307191839 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey breaks a mirror which begins a terrible streak of bad luck and leads to his frantic search for a good luck charm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191839 +0000" stop="20260307192209 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192209 +0000" stop="20260307192539 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie race to capture a runaway film reel as it wreaks havoc around a big Hollywood movie studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192539 +0000" stop="20260307192928 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey helps his scooter woo the bike of his dreams after seeing her on the streets of Rome</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192928 +0000" stop="20260307193316 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to help Peg Leg Pete regain his mojo when a new bully shows up in town and steals the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193316 +0000" stop="20260307193705 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193705 +0000" stop="20260307194424 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey's wish for a surprise-free birthday ends up becoming the biggest surprise of his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194424 +0000" stop="20260307194813 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey suffers an identity crisis after realizing that all of his friends have signature hats, but he has nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194813 +0000" stop="20260307195202 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie gleefully set out to cross Africa's Serengeti after missing the bus back to their hometown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195202 +0000" stop="20260307195551 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is haunted by guilt after failing to pay the fee on a toll road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181539 +0000" stop="20260307183635 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signals - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Frankie points out to Mike that his social ineptness has been passed on to Brick, leading Mike to decide that both he and Brick need to be more social, and the Heck family BBQ is the perfect time to try. Meanwhile, Axl volunteers to clean the family pool in an attempt to get girls to stop by and swim and Sue tries to raise money for a local parish because her new friend, Reverend TimTom might be leaving in order to keep costs down</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183635 +0000" stop="20260307185731 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Average Rules - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Parent-Teacher conferences cause Frankie to worry about the kids. In them she's told Axl is gifted but not applying himself, that her teachers still do not know who Sue is, and Brick may have to repeat the second-grade due to failure to return over 30 library books. Guest star Betty White as the school librarian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185731 +0000" stop="20260307191808 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie comes up with a plan to stay on top of her kids' schedules; Brick's new teacher (Doris Roberts) accuses Frankie of being overprotective.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191808 +0000" stop="20260307193844 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frankie must decide whether to attend Axl's football game or Sue's first cross-country meet; after raking the yard, Brick wants to set the leaves free in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193844 +0000" stop="20260307195941 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diaper Incident - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While shopping for baby diapers for Sue, who has run out of them on a baby-sitting job, Frankie is completely humiliated when a clerk assumes she's shopping for adult diapers. Meanwhile, after getting on Mike's case to get a physical exam because she thinks men tend to fall apart faster than women as they age, Frankie proceeds to throw out her back and hides it from Mike, who tells her he received a clean bill of health from the doctor; a clueless Sue falls for Axl's friend, Sean, who barely notices her existence; and Brick begins to test all of the age-old urban legends parents tell their kids - such as not to swallow a watermelon seed for fear one will grow in their belly - after discovering Frankie has used these white lies on him in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180151 +0000" stop="20260307182306 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Likes Lasagna - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal - lasagna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182306 +0000" stop="20260307184415 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy Goes to Branson - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184415 +0000" stop="20260307190337 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molly Can't Lie - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Mike and Molly meet with the priest at Peggy's church, Molly's forthright nature winds up costing them their wedding chapel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190337 +0000" stop="20260307192414 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dress - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Molly's dieting goes into overdrive when her wedding dress doesn't zip during her final fitting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192414 +0000" stop="20260307194444 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelor/Bachelorette - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mike's dad comes to town early to attend Mike's bachelor party, which prompts Peggy to attend Molly's bachelorette event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180331 +0000" stop="20260307181344 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oldholio - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis takes too many old-people medications.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181344 +0000" stop="20260307182518 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discoverers - S03E24</title>
    <desc>On a mission to Earth, Smart Beavis and Butt-Head make a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182518 +0000" stop="20260307183438 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape Room - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to solve an Escape Room only to wind up trapped in the bathroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183438 +0000" stop="20260307184615 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Special One - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Beavis meets his greatest hero, Fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184615 +0000" stop="20260307185816 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boxed In - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in a cardboard box while attempting to hide out in the school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185816 +0000" stop="20260307190731 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beekeepers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head try to harvest honey from a wasps' nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190731 +0000" stop="20260307191626 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roof - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get stuck on top of Tom Anderson's house.</desc>
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    <title>River - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head go tubing on a river and end up lost at sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192752 +0000" stop="20260307194026 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Enemy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Raccoons steal Beavis and Butt-Head's nachos, and the boys fight back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180100 +0000" stop="20260307181218 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot Error - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The thrills and chills of sexting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181218 +0000" stop="20260307182330 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop 'Til You Drop - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The team goes to the grocery store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182330 +0000" stop="20260307183440 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landon's End - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A grieving father tries to help his beautiful boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183440 +0000" stop="20260307184551 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stein Way - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mike's attorney needs Mike's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184551 +0000" stop="20260307185654 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am - S04E19</title>
    <desc>An unspeakable tragedy occurs at the Clam Shack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185654 +0000" stop="20260307190826 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Go Home Again - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A bell rings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190826 +0000" stop="20260307191923 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cormac McCarthy’s latest novel is unfinished and for some reason he turns to Mike Tyson to help him find the ending. But just as Mike settles in to tackle some of that dense, unflinching McCarthy prose, a Chupacabra attacks! Mike puts down the book and puts up his fists. Buenas noches, Senor Chupacabra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191923 +0000" stop="20260307193041 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Judgment Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Someone at a well known computer company needs Mike Tyson’s help, but whom? And when the team arrives at the company headquarters, a highly publicized chess match between one of their supercomputers and Garry Kasparov complicates matters. So does Mike Tyson’s savage beating of Garry Kasparov.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193041 +0000" stop="20260307194204 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavyweight Champion of the Moon - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mike is a terrible driver and although they’ve all been accidents, he’s killed a lot of people. But when he discovers almost all of them were astronauts, Mike decides there’s only one logical explanation: He must be part of a secret government plot to kill astronauts, because of something they saw on the moon, something the government doesn’t want us to know! Literally before giving this theory a second thought, Mike steals a rocket and blasts off for the moon. In the end Mike learns from his auto insurer that he hasn’t been killing astronauts after all. It was a clerical error and most of the deaths were astronomers. And there can’t be a secret government plot to kill astronomers, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194204 +0000" stop="20260307195255 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Magic Real? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When an old wizard seems to have lost faith in the existence of magic, Mike thinks he can prove him wrong, if he can just find a leprechaun he met years ago, one night at a bar. Along the way, Mike manages to beat up illusionist Criss Angel AND actor Robert Redford, in separate incidents. And, in the end, Mike learns you don’t need to find a leprechaun, because there’s a leprechaun inside of us all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183855 +0000" stop="20260307192319 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dire Buyers - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Josh's business-savvy grandmother finds him an "obituary listing," but when he ends up representing both the buyer and the seller he has to find a way to delicately negotiate. Chad tries to score a listing with an NBA star for a rental property in Las Vegas, but finds himself clashing with the star's bossy manager. Madison finds himself confused by unrequited feelings for his ex-girlfriend while house inspections reveal unexpected issues for one of his buyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183005 +0000" stop="20260307192108 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Trilby - S09E11</title>
    <desc>A private detective, Bill McCabe, arrives from Australia to investigate a claim that Arthur is heir to a fortune left by an distant relative who’s died intestate. Ray and Arthur carry out some genealogical research at the Family Records Centre (then located at St. Catherine’s House and now merged with the National Archives), and also search parish  records. They finally locate what appears to be clinching evidence of Arthur’s claim to be the last surviving descendant of the deceased’s family. But the Will requires the inheritor to be ‘of good character’, and Arthur has just been charged with unauthorised use of parking infringement notices (which are also forged).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182831 +0000" stop="20260307191514 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>To glean insight into the elusive BTK killer, Bill and Holden interview the Son of Sam, who makes a startling admission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182130 +0000" stop="20260307184535 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mister Agreste - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Marinette finds it increasingly difficult to keep a secret from Adrien… and the arrival of a supervillain who looks just like her old enemy won’t help!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184535 +0000" stop="20260307190915 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping Syren - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When Ondine worries that she still hasn't had a first kiss with Kim and wonders about his true feelings, Marinette decides to help her… in her own way!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190915 +0000" stop="20260307193318 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wreckless Driver - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Marinette wishes she could come up with a magic solution to help a phobic friend, but not all problems can be fixed with a Miraculous Ladybug!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193318 +0000" stop="20260307195628 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Castle - S06E12</title>
    <desc>To allow Alix to celebrate her birthday with her friends and family, Marinette gets the Rabbit Miraculous back and becomes the Keeper of Time for a few hours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180207 +0000" stop="20260307183104 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Keys, Locks and Privacy - S04E48</title>
    <desc>King Friday gives Collette a key to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.  Henrietta Pussycat is afraid that key will open the door to her house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183104 +0000" stop="20260307190005 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Wishes Don't Make Things Come True - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Rogers shows cake-decorating tools and sees a man decorate a cake at Brockett's Bakery.  Chef Brockett takes a cake to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe for Collette.  Once again, Henrietta Pussycat is in the center of what happens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190005 +0000" stop="20260307192907 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Everyone Has a Special Place in This World - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Rogers explains that it isn't always possible to understand what goes on in the world.  He and his son make hats out of newspapers.  Grandpere introduces Collette to everyone in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192907 +0000" stop="20260307195727 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traffic Lights and Safety Rules - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Francois Clemmons is going to teach a driver's education course. To help him, Clemmons borrows the traffic signal from Rogers' television house. In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Daniel is instructed to wait for Mr. McFeely to deliver groceries intended for the Castle. King Friday asks Daniel to fetch his robes, which causes a quandary for Mr. McFeely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180122 +0000" stop="20260307180725 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Sea Rodeo - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is introduced to the fastest Seahorse in the west, Seaweed, so he gets a rodeo lesson from Catfish on how to capture him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180725 +0000" stop="20260307181327 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181327 +0000" stop="20260307181928 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181928 +0000" stop="20260307182530 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182530 +0000" stop="20260307183134 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183134 +0000" stop="20260307183736 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183736 +0000" stop="20260307184340 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184340 +0000" stop="20260307184940 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184940 +0000" stop="20260307185543 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185543 +0000" stop="20260307190146 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190146 +0000" stop="20260307190749 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190749 +0000" stop="20260307191351 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191351 +0000" stop="20260307191953 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191953 +0000" stop="20260307192555 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192555 +0000" stop="20260307193158 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193158 +0000" stop="20260307193800 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193800 +0000" stop="20260307194403 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194403 +0000" stop="20260307195005 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195005 +0000" stop="20260307195607 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181409 +0000" stop="20260307183511 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Doves Cry - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the Challenger tragedy, Rainbow and her family handle their grief in different ways. Denise realizes that life is too short, so she vows to right all the wrongs she’s done in her life (and she’s done a lot of bad).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183511 +0000" stop="20260307185631 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Tricky - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rainbow wants to battle stereotypes at school after she joins the track team and feels like her friends only see her skin color. Meanwhile, Alicia and Paul battle stereotypes of their own, and Santamonica tries to be cool enough to hang out with Rainbow's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185631 +0000" stop="20260307191731 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pride (In the Name of Love) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Paul speaks at the school assembly on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. The kids think Paul is going to embarrass them, so they decide not to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191731 +0000" stop="20260307193903 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Paul is shocked to hear from his estranged mother who wants to visit for Rainbow’s 13th birthday and soon learns more about why she abandoned him. Meanwhile, Rainbow sees turning 13 as a huge turning point in her life and wants a big birthday party, but Alicia wants to celebrate all the things Rainbow missed out on over the years while on the commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193903 +0000" stop="20260307195904 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Charming Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rainbow is excited to go on her first real date with Bryce for Valentine’s Day, but when her friends weigh in on the rules and expectations, she becomes very nervous. Alicia is wary to let Rainbow start dating and invites Bryce’s parents over for dinner to cross-examine them; and Paul gets into a fight with Bryce’s dad over politics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183315 +0000" stop="20260307192425 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uptight Town - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Squad searches for Greer, who has disappeared while vacationing in a little desert town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181814 +0000" stop="20260307183942 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthquake - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an earthquake hits, Claire gets stuck in the bathroom with the plumber, Manny experiences an existential crisis while out with Jay, and Mitchell and Cameron use it as an excuse to get out of attending a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183942 +0000" stop="20260307190122 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangers on a Treadmill - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Claire tries to convince Phil that his realtors' banquet speech is unfunny. Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Jay and Gloria go to a quinceañera hosted by one of his employees. Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190122 +0000" stop="20260307192301 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unplugged - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lilly into the best pre-school. Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192301 +0000" stop="20260307194440 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Claire gives each family member a role to play in spookifying the Dunphy house for Halloween,  but Cameron hates Halloween due to a traumatic childhood experience. Mitchell had a terrible day at work, and Gloria acts weird after Jay and Manny tease her about her accent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181806 +0000" stop="20260307183828 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Christy competes with her classmates for a prestigious internship, and Bonnie babysits Tammy following her oral surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183828 +0000" stop="20260307185957 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Bonnie and the ladies help Tammy prepare for her first date since getting out of prison. Also, in order to take the edge off, Christy revisits one of her old vices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185957 +0000" stop="20260307192109 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Christy’s search for the perfect Secret Santa gift leads her to discover Adam has been hiding something from Bonnie. Also, Tammy looks for a job in order to avoid being sent back to prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192109 +0000" stop="20260307194237 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Christy’s smoking causes problems when the ladies take a road trip. Also, Bonnie offers Adam unsolicited business advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180518 +0000" stop="20260307182753 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighborhood Knight Watch - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An upset Mayor forbids Sheriff's friends from hanging around the station so that he can focus on stopping crime. But to keep them around, Sheriff knights his friends, landing him in a predicament of medieval proportions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182753 +0000" stop="20260307183912 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183912 +0000" stop="20260307185022 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smelly Glenn - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185022 +0000" stop="20260307190135 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190135 +0000" stop="20260307191254 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ganley Stoodman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191254 +0000" stop="20260307192412 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bald Boyz - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192412 +0000" stop="20260307193534 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Television - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193534 +0000" stop="20260307194653 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with “Sunday Man,” a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194653 +0000" stop="20260307195753 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chili Snakes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Tommy joins a boy band and Sheriff has his most frustrating day yet; when he gets so busy, he has no time to start the episode. Meanwhile, Mom is in trouble when a smarmy opportunist wants to exploit her infamous chili. It's up to Blade to save her!</desc>
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    <title>Your Place in Heaven - S03E04</title>
    <desc>With Helsinki’s life in danger, the thieves mount a covert counter attack. Years earlier, Berlin and his son conduct their first heist together.</desc>
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    <title>Live Many Lives - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While surrounded by gunfire and trapped in the kitchen, Tokyo reminisces about her first love and her initial encounter with the Professor.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Monk and the Naked Man - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Monk must confront his prejudice against nudists when he's called to investigate a murder on a nude beach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184422 +0000" stop="20260307192554 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Monk's friendship with Captain Stottlemeyer is put to the test when Monk suspects the captain's girlfriend of murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180056 +0000" stop="20260307182616 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkees at the Movies - S01E31</title>
    <desc>The boys are cast in a teen beach movie.</desc>
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    <title>The Monkees on Tour - S01E32</title>
    <desc>The Monkees are shown on tour and in concert.</desc>
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    <title>A Nice Place to Visit - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When the Monkees' car breaks down in Mexico, Davy falls in love with a pretty waitress.</desc>
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    <title>The Picture Frame - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The boys are tricked into robbing a bank, thinking they are appearing in a movie.</desc>
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    <title>Boylé, Boylé, Boylé - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Martin is appalled when his dad takes the family on holiday during the 1990 World Cup, so he tries to hitch-hike back to Boyle to watch a vital match on home turf.</desc>
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    <title>Moone Dance - S02E02</title>
    <desc>It's the dawn of a new era for Martin Moone as he begins secondary school, and while he isn't impressed with his friends' talk about girls, he soon changes his tune when he meets art teacher Miss Tivnan (Amy Huberman), a vision at the blackboard who sparks a romantic rivalry between him and Sean. Meanwhile, Dessie has an important question for Fidelma.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Raft - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the summer, Martin and Padraic started building a raft. They planned to sail down the river into town, buy ice cream and frolic in the water. But now it's October and the raft still isn't quite finished. So instead, they'll make it a Halloween ghost ship.</desc>
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    <title>Handball Duel - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Like all young lads in the early 90s, Martin wants needs a Sega Mega Drive. Be gone slinky, hello magic machine. But Liam is having none of it: not only is this whole computer thing just a fad, work is slow and money is tight.</desc>
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    <title>Rival Shiners - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tim reaches a milestone with his first bottled batch of shine. Jeff and Mark suspect a rival in their territory. Chico takes a risk that could cost him everything. Josh and Bill's only hope at financing their shine operation is to consider bootlegging.</desc>
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    <title>Bootlegging Blowups - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tim enlists Tickle's help to investigate his new still hand, Chico. Josh and Bill take on new risks as they try to stay alive in the moonshine game, as bootleggers. Jeff, Mark and Lance look to take out the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181459 +0000" stop="20260307183634 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Run (1) - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mork and Mindy are overjoyed when they meet Kalnik, an alien from Neptune who has also married an Earthling. Things go awry when they become suspicious of Kalnik's true intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183634 +0000" stop="20260307185806 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Run (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After the evil Kalnik bombs their apartment, leaving them on the run, Mork, Mindy and Mearth decide their only chance of surviving is to go public about Mork's real roots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185806 +0000" stop="20260307191953 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Run (3) - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Kalnik discovers Mork, Mindy and Mearth in their demolished apartment, so Mork clicks the heels of his magic shoes in an effort to escape with Mindy to Rome. But the shoes have been damaged, and Mork and Mindy wind up with prehistoric tribesmen in a cave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191953 +0000" stop="20260307194156 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mork Report - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mork bucks hard for a promotion from Orson and unintentionally comes up with a report on how to stay happily married on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181029 +0000" stop="20260307185506 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Southern Mansion - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Yvette Fielding and the team of investigators visit a New Jersey mansion that now operates as a bed and breakfast, in search of paranormal activity</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185506 +0000" stop="20260307193940 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conference House - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Yvette Fielding and the team visit the Conference House on Staten Island, New York, and the mansion provides a number of shocks during the course of their investigation</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180354 +0000" stop="20260307181459 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbourly Bean - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The nextdoor neighbours keep making really annoying noises that drive Mr. Bean crazy and keep him from watching his show on the television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181459 +0000" stop="20260307182600 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Trouble - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Bean's lime green Mini, his life long dream car since he was a boy, breaks down, he goes to a mechanic and is tricked into thinking it is beyond repair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182600 +0000" stop="20260307183700 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restaurant - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean decides to go for a night at a restaurant, but he would have to share the night with a couple of famous people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183700 +0000" stop="20260307184800 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Thief - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is hot on the trail against an international art thief in a great chase from Britain to France and back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184800 +0000" stop="20260307185900 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Bean - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It's a nightmare on Bean Street as Mr. Bean goes to see a horror movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185900 +0000" stop="20260307191000 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Date - S02E15</title>
    <desc>On a beautiful night, Mr. Bean takes Irma out on a date but forgets to bring his wallet, making things extremely complicated in the process!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191000 +0000" stop="20260307192100 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanted - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A case of mistaken identity lands Mr. Bean in prison while an escaped convict pretends to be Mr. Bean. Question is: who has the better life?</desc>
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    <title>Gadget Kid - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean is dogged by a young Japanese boy in the Science Museum and takes an instant dislike to the scallywag until he sees what he has in his knapsack, gadgets so cool that one cannot get them in the West.</desc>
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    <title>The Visitor - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck, eating him out of house and home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194310 +0000" stop="20260307195415 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big TV - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180703 +0000" stop="20260307181752 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Goodman wonders how easy his life would be if he were a dog, and when he gets knocked unconscious, he soon finds out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181752 +0000" stop="20260307182841 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Is Mr. Pickles? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Pickles gets dog-napped as a gang of bounty hunters race to collect the bounty on his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182841 +0000" stop="20260307183929 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lair - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Grandpa is on a quest to discover what really goes on inside Mr. Pickles' doghouse, and to prove once and for all that he's not crazy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183929 +0000" stop="20260307185045 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mental Asylum - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Season one ended with Mr. Pickles causing Grandpa to be taken to the mental asylum. But when Mr. Pickles realizes Grandpa is now safe from him behind the asylum walls, he hatches a new plan to bust him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185045 +0000" stop="20260307190201 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cops and Robbers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy gets caught in a big crime when he mistakes a little person for a child his own age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190201 +0000" stop="20260307191318 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serial Killers - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The sheriff assigns Mr. Pickles to search for four serial killers running loose in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191318 +0000" stop="20260307192434 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shövenpucker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With a metal thief loose in Old Town, Tommy and Mr. Pickles seek the help of an old superhero with a strange addiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192434 +0000" stop="20260307193553 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish? - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a suspicious woman in town takes a romantic interest in Sheriff, Mr. Bojenkins sets out to reveal her true intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193553 +0000" stop="20260307194712 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D. - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Astronaut Dolphin Detective must stop an evil space shrimp from using it's chainsaw spaceship to cut the Sun in half.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194712 +0000" stop="20260307195831 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dear Boy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy cares for a rare creature from the forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181559 +0000" stop="20260307184442 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Inflation - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to undergo surgery to impress her boyfriend, who has a life-changing proposal in store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184442 +0000" stop="20260307191257 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Break - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Agnes is desperate for a holiday but cannot find anyone to look after Grandad. Her only option is to convince a health inspector Grandad is losing his marbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191257 +0000" stop="20260307194201 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Valentine - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine's Day except Agnes. Can she really start internet dating at her age? Dermot has to prove to Maria that he is still romantic, and Agnes and Winnie are fascinated by Betty's book, the ABC of Sex. Meanwhile, Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183513 +0000" stop="20260307192113 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pharaoh's Secret - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Pharaoh’s Secret peels back the wrappings on a mysterious, mutilated pharaoh. Reconstructed in hyper-real CG and using the latest forensic techniques, this programme unearths a violent story of conquest and rebellion that laid the foundations for Ancient Egypt’s golden age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181707 +0000" stop="20260307184242 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pike's Pique - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The gas company wants to run a pipeline 25 feet under the Munsters' house. At that height is would run through Grandpa's dungeon lab. When the workers are digging they get extremely frightened by Herman and Grandpa's appearance.  Mr. Pike, the manager of the Gas Company,  thinks that the Munsters are trying to scare the workers to drive up the cost of construction on the Munster Property. He thinks its a good idea to visit with The Munsters to see what's going on...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184242 +0000" stop="20260307190817 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low-Cal Munster - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Herman wants to go to a reunion with his army friends. Unfortunately he can't seem fit into his uniform. Lily doesn't want Herman to go, but decides to make a deal with him. If Herman can lose enough weight to fit into the uniform, he can go.  Herman quickly goes on a Diet limiting him to almost no food. When he is watching TV he sees a commercial for a Thanksgiving Dinner and loses control...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190817 +0000" stop="20260307193352 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Can Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thanks to a recommendation from an investigator of The Board of Education Eddie is in danger of being expelled from school. The only way he can stay if he makes an excellent project for the school's Science Fair; Grandpa helps he make a robot. Herman walks on stage and is thought to be the robot causing Eddie to win first prize and stay in school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193352 +0000" stop="20260307195927 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman the Great - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Herman becomes a professional wrestler called The Masked Marvel. After he shows that he has superhuman strength to a friend of Eddie's who is the son of a pro wrestling manager. Herman uses the extra cash to save for Eddie's college education. However Herman is so nice and gullible his opponents can take advantage of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180053 +0000" stop="20260307182355 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gonzo's Video Show - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Nanny has rented a video camera recorder and allows the babies to play with it unattended for an hour. Gonzo takes charge behind the camera and the gang decides to remake Star Wars together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182355 +0000" stop="20260307184658 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Park Fantasies - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Instead of waiting until morning to visit the fun park, the babies make their own park right in the nursery!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184658 +0000" stop="20260307191117 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From a Galaxy Far, Far Away... - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an alien (really an escaped Koala) ends up in the Nursery, the kids build a rocketship out of their toys so they can take it back home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191117 +0000" stop="20260307193536 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good, Clean Fun - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The babies accidently brake a lamp and try to compensate by preparing lunch, but they just ending up making up making a bigger mess, especially Animal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193536 +0000" stop="20260307200023 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fozzie's Last Laugh - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fozzie decides he doesn't want to be a comedian anymore when Piggy hurts his feelings.</desc>
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    <title>Kenny Rogers - S04E05</title>
    <desc>During a sketch Kermit hurts himself and keeps getting frightened by jungle animals in his hospital room or injured further by some crazy inconvenience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183540 +0000" stop="20260307190219 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dudley Moore - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dudley has a surprise for Kermit, a robot that can do the work of the entire band and of course the Electric Mayhem feel threatened by this fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190219 +0000" stop="20260307192858 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arlo Guthrie - S04E07</title>
    <desc>For guest star Arlo Guthrie, the stage is turned into a farmhouse. The Swedish Chef plans a home-cooked meal, but the turkey refuses to be skewered, the pig busts him in the face, and the "beef" stampedes over him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192858 +0000" stop="20260307195538 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victor Borge - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Bobby Benson has  to talk to a police officer someone has to take care of his babies. Unfortunately, the babies go wild without their daddy around and beat up people they don't like.</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished Business - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A retired policeman decides to re-examine an old case he never solved in which Seth was a strong suspect.</desc>
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    <title>One White Rose for Death - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Attending a concert in Washington, D.C., Jessica gets involved with two East German defectors and a murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181910 +0000" stop="20260307183948 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now? - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame.

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Mudd Butlers; Ball Busters; Rotating Surfboard of Death</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183948 +0000" stop="20260307190025 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>NASCAR vs. Box Office Bombs - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC.

Games include: Drop Dead Line; Muddy Runs; Chum in the Mouth; Battlefeltch Earth</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190025 +0000" stop="20260307192103 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoners vs. Health Nuts - S05E01</title>
    <desc>It's vaporizers and exercisers as celebrated Potheads take on the Fitness Industry. It's the classic battle of degenerate stoners versus strong bone-ers. Guy tells us about his diet, meat creamy yoghurt and avocado, while Vic gets high on mushrooms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192103 +0000" stop="20260307194141 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Religous Right vs. Gay Rights - S05E02</title>
    <desc>It's Church Folks and Queer Folks as the Religious Right takes on Gay Rights in the "official" premiere of Season 5. It's the classic battle of Bible Stories versus Fairy Tales. Guy appreciates the strong muscular nature of the religious team, while the Captain rises from the dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180548 +0000" stop="20260307183455 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Being Susan - S06E07</title>
    <desc>While Ben is away, Susan goes to dinner with a wealthy art collector after her boss tells her to do whatever she has to do to sell art. Meanwhile, Grace is gathering her own collection, and Roger gets ready to pop the question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183455 +0000" stop="20260307190334 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Has Landed - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A couple ask Ben to be their sperm donor; Mark shows up and wants to be a part of Kenzo's life; Abi becomes upset with Roger when she dreams he cheated on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190334 +0000" stop="20260307193243 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Affairs and a Funeral - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Ben talks Roger into helping him move the body of a patient who died in his dental chair; Abi and Susan suspect Roger and Ben are having affairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181256 +0000" stop="20260307183648 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scoop on U.A. Class 1-A - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After All Might announces his retirement, freelance reporter Taneo Tokuda goes to the dorms to investigate U.A. Class 1-A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183648 +0000" stop="20260307190040 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overhaul - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Overhaul pays a visit to the League of Villains, and Midoriya tries to find a place to do his work study.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190040 +0000" stop="20260307192432 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Meets... - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Izuku battles Sir Nighteye so he can do his work study at Nighteye's agency, but Nighteye has someone else in mind to be All Might's successor...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192432 +0000" stop="20260307194824 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Fate - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Izuku's mind is swirling with feelings from his work study, so he goes and talks to All Might about it and learns about All Might's fate.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Locked Room - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A man is found shot dead in a motel room. The door has been chain-locked from the inside. Someone killed him and escaped when the door was locked from the inside.</desc>
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    <title>Lividity in Lycra - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cycling groups are the ultimate opportunity for networking and power broking. But when the CFO of a hospitality empire dies on his morning ride, Alexa must infiltrate the world of lycra and butt pads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181758 +0000" stop="20260307183927 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rarity Takes Manehattan - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rarity is thrilled to be heading to Manehattan for an important fashion show and brings all of her friends along for a high-class adventure in the city she loves. But when another designer ruins Rarity’s chances at winning the competition, she turns to the rest of the Mane Six for help, not realizing that her anger and ambition are damaging her friendships</desc>
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    <title>Pinkie Apple Pie - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pinkie makes an astonishing discovery that may link the Pie family to the Apple clan, and no one is more excited than Pinkie to hop on the Apple wagon to find the pony who will know for sure. Along the way they must learn to appreciate each other’s strengths and faults to find out what really makes a family.</desc>
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    <title>Rainbow Falls - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Rainbow Dash and her Ponyville team arrive in Rainbow Falls to fly in the qualifying round of the Equestria Games when it becomes apparent that the competition definitely has a hoof up on them. Then, when the elite Cloudsdale team offers Rainbow Dash a spot on their top notch squad, she’s faced with making a tough decision about where her loyalties lie.</desc>
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    <title>Three's a Crowd - S04E11</title>
    <desc>As Twilight Sparkle eagerly anticipates the arrival of Princess Cadance, Discord dishes up quite the dreadful disruption when he arrives and begs the ponies to take care of him while he is sick. But when Discord’s diva-like demands get ridiculously out of hand, Twilight’s generosity and friendship abilities are put to the test during her special weekend with Cadance.</desc>
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    <title>Randy in Charge (...Of Our Days and Our Nights) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Warden ask Earl to make a skit called 'scared straight' that will stop kids from committing crimes and stay out of jail. Meanwhile, Randy uses his authority to make Earl's life difficult in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Bun - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Joy enlists the help of Darnell to expediate the baby's birth. Meanwhile, Frank escapes from prison when Randy takes the convicts out for ice cream. Elsewhere, Catalina baby-sits Dodge and Earl Jr.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184159 +0000" stop="20260307190408 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burn Victim - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Earl helps the Warden solve another jail house problem between an inmate and his victims. Later Earl realizes that planning a prom for the inmates might deplete his lottery winnings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190408 +0000" stop="20260307194435 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Early Release - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Earl finds out that the Warden has destroyed all the certificates that would grant him early release from prison, he seeks the help of his friends to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181913 +0000" stop="20260307184147 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huckleberry Douglas - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Mark Twain's stories inspire Chip, Ernie and Melinda to re-enact the adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer and Becky when the youngsters run away from home to the river where they find a few adventures of their own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184147 +0000" stop="20260307190403 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest in the House - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Steve is roped into boarding a delinquent for just one week so the boys put on their armor and ready themselves for battle. When Steve is notified to fly out of town on business, the boys are left to deal with the delinquent themselves, not knowing they've mistaken him for somebody else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190403 +0000" stop="20260307192849 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caribbean Cruise - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Steve sails aboard the S.S. Carolina in order to establish a business contract with a firm but his task is complicated by Robbie who has a vacationing job as a steward onboard the same liner. They both find that business and pleasure do sometimes mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192849 +0000" stop="20260307195328 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Serious Girl - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Robbie and Ernie find that women are full of surprises and not all of them pleasing.  Robbie tires of his noisy rock and roll girlfriend and switches to a more dignified girl who has no time for the childish pursuits of her peers, such as football and sock hops. And unfortunately for Robbie Douglas, Lorraine is also serious about getting married and before he knows it, he's engaged! Can even the sagacious Steve Douglas find a graceful way out of this mess?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181726 +0000" stop="20260307183836 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty Nest (1) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some of these memorable moments include Jay's obsession with her weight and Michael's visit to a proctologist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183836 +0000" stop="20260307185946 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty Nest (2) - S04E21</title>
    <desc>During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some of these memorable moments include Jay's obsession with her weight and Michael's visit to a proctologist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185946 +0000" stop="20260307191913 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calvin Comes to Stay - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating everything in sight and keeps everyone awake with his loud snoring, a frustrated Michael comes up with a clever plan to get Calvin back home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191913 +0000" stop="20260307193929 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calvin Goes to Work - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When the overwhelmingly strong and gregarious Calvin, Vanessa's dad, begs Michael to give him a job at Kyle Trucking, Michael does so reluctantly and his worst fears are realized. Calvin's way of dealing with customers and merchandise leaves a little to be desired, and now Michael must find a way to get rid of the man without getting himself hurt in the process. Meanwhile, Claire gets Franklin to help her with her science paper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180857 +0000" stop="20260307183257 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lake of Gold - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Esteban and his friends are captured by Indians who wanted to sacrifice them to purify their sacred lake of gold. Marinche and Doctor Laguerra try to poison the lake so they could get at all the treasure on the bottom. Mendoza foils their plan by breaking through the dam, flooding the village and allowing the children to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183257 +0000" stop="20260307185657 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Swamps - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Serpent God of the Mayas was said to have crossed the mountains to build a new city in the east, among the swamps of the Rain God. Setting out to find this second city, Esteban and his friends are tricked by Marinche, and find themselves fighting the alligators in the marshes. After a savage battle, they escape to the other side of the swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185657 +0000" stop="20260307191828 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Barcelona (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Six months after their adventures in South America, Esteban, Zia and all the team are back in Barcelona. There, the mysterious Zarès has put Mendoza, Sancho and Pedro in jail but Esteban, Zia and Tao help them to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191828 +0000" stop="20260307193959 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Barcelona (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Esteban has disappeared the morning after Mendoza told him the truth about his father. Thanks to Kukapetl, his friends are able to follow him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184536 +0000" stop="20260307193507 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooling a Six-Pack - S2005E08</title>
    <desc>The mystery is finally over! Watch as the MythBusters use ice, water, refrigerators, freezers and fire to test the fastest way to cool a six-pack. Then the team builds a new crash-test dummy ... and drops it 60 feet from a crane. The result is baptism by destruction for Buster 2.0, and a high-speed, high-impact crash the likes of which ... well, see for yourself. And finally, they may not have had iPods or remote controls to use them in, but did ancient peoples have batteries? Learn whether a crude form was invented more than 2,000 years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183220 +0000" stop="20260307191917 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raheem &amp; Jerome - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180756 +0000" stop="20260307182952 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Man - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Maxwell's brother, Nigel, is back to throw him a bachelor party, and Fran is terrified because Maxwell doesn't know that she almost married Nigel a year and a half ago. She tries to keep it a secret, but after Nigel gets drunk at the party, he tells Maxwell, just as Fran comes out of the cake in a surprise for him (after Sylvia confessed that Morty cancelled his wedding and ran off with the cake girl - Sylvia!). Fran and Maxwell have a fight over it, and they end up calling the wedding off, until C.C. (under the influence of Prozac) tells Fran that Maxwell didn't spend 5 years "doing the one man show". So Fran gets Marla Maples, who had a quick fling with Maxwell a year and a half ago, and confronts Maxwell. They finally realize they love each other and call the wedding back on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182952 +0000" stop="20260307185238 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding (Part 1) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Fran moves to her mom's because she doesn't want Maxwell to see her 24 hours before the wedding. Maxwell's sister arrives for the wedding and says their mother is not coming because she doesn't like Fran, which concerns Maxwell, but after awhile he gets over it, after realizing that it's not important. Fran goes to Jersey to pick up her sexy white negligee that she had ordered specially for their wedding night. On their way back, Val's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and Sylvia, Val and Fran have to spend the whole day waiting for someone to rescue them. Maxwell is visited by a very special someone: Sara, his late wife, who comes to wish him a happy marriage and confess that she sent Fran into their lives. Val's mother call Maxwell and goes to rescue them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185238 +0000" stop="20260307191528 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding (Part 2) - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Finally, after 5 long years, the wedding day has arrived. Fran spends her last night as a single woman at her mom's house, where Sylvia reads her a letter she wrote to Fran when Fran was born. They both cry. Just a few moments before the wedding, Maxwell's sister Jocelyn tells Fran that the social differences between she and Maxwell will ruin their marriage as it did to hers. At the ceremony, Ms. Babcock tries to give it one last shot and pretends being the bride, but it doesn't work. Fran doesn't show up at the altar, leaving everybody apprehensive about what happened to her. Sylvia goes to her dressing room and finds Fran crying on the couch. Maxwell arrives and Fran tells him that their marriage will never work and decides it will be better if they cancelled it. Max tells Fran that what happened with his sister will not happen to them, because they love each other. He tells Fran all the wonderful things she has and says he will never get bored with them. The wedding proceeds, and Fr</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191528 +0000" stop="20260307193725 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Overboard - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Fran and Maxwell find themselves alone in a deserted island after falling off their honeymoon yacht. While the rest of the family is worried if they're still alive, Fran and Max have to learn how to survive without the luxuries of their NY mansion. Fran can't stop complaining, and just when they're ready to take the step they've waited 6 years to take, something bits Maxwell, making him ill. Thank goodness the same thing happened on The Young and the Restless, so she knows how to take care of him. C.C. feels guilty because she wished them dead, and rents a chopper to go after them with Sylvia. Luckily they're found safe and sound, and they return home to finally consummate their wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193725 +0000" stop="20260307195949 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fran Gets Shushed - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Maxwell shushes Fran on their first night together in their bedroom, she hits the  roof, refusing to keep her voice down. They resolve the argument by agreeing that the  key to a successful marriage is compromise, and Fran vows to be more demure while  Maxwell promises to be less uptight. They try to adopt their new personalities during  an important business dinner at which Maxwell is trying to win the  rights to a new  book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181435 +0000" stop="20260307190601 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Catedral - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The hunt for Pablo seems to be over after he makes a deal with the government, but Murphy and Peña – and the Cali Cartel – have other plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190601 +0000" stop="20260307195127 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Despegue - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Pablo's activities in prison provoke the government into taking extreme action. Murphy and Peña face a situation of their own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182732 +0000" stop="20260307192422 +0000" channel="C1233.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reckoning - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Andréa uncovers a startling connection, instigating a cascade of events. With Alex's help, Walt closes in on Benjamín. Hank threatens Amado.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181002 +0000" stop="20260307183555 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Nathan finds his way into Claire's meeting with a TV commissioner, Pingu is finally broken like a rag doll and Dan discovers a way to get rid of Nathan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183555 +0000" stop="20260307190204 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baffled human wreck Dan Ashcroft watches in horror as his world is over-run with 24 carat berks, led by a strutting, brainless cock-of-the-walk called Nathan Barley, who, distressingly, has designs on Dan's sister Claire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190204 +0000" stop="20260307192544 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dan is canonised against his will, while Nathan throws a party for his God-defeatingly rubbish website and oozes closer to Claire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192544 +0000" stop="20260307195205 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While Dan is plagued by a shrieking twit of a photographer called 15Peter20, Nathan grooms Claire with alcohol and unsolicited breast massage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180658 +0000" stop="20260307185007 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prime Suspect - S10E17</title>
    <desc>A media frenzy surrounding an unidentified criminal prompts Gibbs’ barber to question his son’s involvement and ask for Gibbs’ help in ruling out his son as a prime suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185007 +0000" stop="20260307193415 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seek - S10E18</title>
    <desc>The wife of a Marine who specialized in K-9 bomb detection urges the NCIS team to investigate the recent death of her husband in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Director Vance asks for the team’s assistance as he interviews nannies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183356 +0000" stop="20260307191659 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke... - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Sam and Callen go undercover as firefighters when top secret information about suspected terrorists is stolen from a secure Department of Defense container at the site of a fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191659 +0000" stop="20260307195751 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talion - S07E24</title>
    <desc>When Sam receives a distress code from his son Aiden that his school has been taken over by an extremist group, Sam, Callen, Kensi and Deeks rush to San Francisco to protect Aiden and free the hostages.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181343 +0000" stop="20260307185705 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music to My Ears - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After a petty officer and member of the prestigious United States Navy Band is murdered in her home, Pride takes temporary custody of the victim’s nephew who is the sole witness to the crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185705 +0000" stop="20260307193816 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overdrive - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The team suspect foul play when a Marine corporal and amateur race-car driver is involved in a fatal crash. Elsewhere, the U.S. Attorney's office gathers evidence for a Grand Jury indictment appeal in the Garcia case that would extricate the cartel from the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181451 +0000" stop="20260307183814 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rei I - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unit 00's pilot Rei Ayanami appears to have recovered, but she has no friends, no records of her past, and no interest in getting to know Shinji.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183814 +0000" stop="20260307190135 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rei II - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As the Fifth Angel drills toward NERV, Misato leads Operation Vashima: All of Japan's power will be diverted to take out Ramiel with a positron rifle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190135 +0000" stop="20260307192458 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Human Work - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ritsuko tells Shinji about the classified true cause of the Second Imapct. Then she and Misato attend the field test for an Eva competitor mecha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192458 +0000" stop="20260307194820 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asuka Strikes! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Shinji and his friends accompany Misato to meet Eva Unit 02 and its pilot Asuka at sea. Misato's old friend Ryoji Kaji is aboard with his own agenda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181829 +0000" stop="20260307184034 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Down the House (1) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184034 +0000" stop="20260307190219 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happy Couple (2) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190219 +0000" stop="20260307192427 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One and a Half Men - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192427 +0000" stop="20260307194600 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Decent Proposal - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182128 +0000" stop="20260307184434 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Groundpiglet Day - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gangway! Tigger's skiing where no Tigger's skied before, although there's no snow, even although it's the first day of Winter, or is it? Rabbit's cleaned his house. Tigger and Piglet burst in, blowing leaves everywhere and Rabbit's house too. They want to know when it's Winter. Rabbit tells them it's Groundhog day, the day a groundhog day... It he sees a shadow, it's six more weeks of winter, but it he doesn't, Spring is here. But they missed it... They need to find a groundhog to ask him. Gopher is insulted when they think he's a groundhog. However they make Piglet into a groundhog, however his beanie covers his face and doesn't see a shadow... so Spring is here... Or is it? Piglet is pleased his friends are happy with him. It starts to snow. Unusual weather for Spring. Rabbit is cross and he blames Piglet. Rabbit puts a scarf on his scarecrow Rabbit and kisses his gently. Rabbit finds some calendar pages and discovers it's November. Nowhere near Groundhog day. Piglet has left a note</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184434 +0000" stop="20260307190738 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All's Well That Ends Wishing Well - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rabbit, Piglet, Pooh, and Eeyore are throwing pennies into the well and making wishes. Pooh wished for more Birthdays and Tigger wants to have a birthday so he could make wishes that come true. However he doesn't know when it is? Piglet suggests to give Tigger a birthday. Tigger wants one today and bounces off wondering wish for. Piglet decides to gibe Tigger a Tigger preserver, a ducky life saver, Rabbit an unbouncy Tigger suit. Eeyore says it's the thought that counts. Tigger is busy practising and wishing for everything under the moon - oh yeah and that too! Tigger is happy on his birthday and blows his cake over Rabbit. He excitedly opens all his presents. Pooh gives an empty box and Eeyore couldn't think of what to give him, so he gives Eeyore him. Tigger likes his presents, but he's upset he didn't get anything he wishes for... No banana sticks and pogosticks... and the moon. Pooh goes to get the moon for Tigger. He drops a penny into the well and wished the moon will come down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190738 +0000" stop="20260307193048 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Valentine's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Due to the fiasco last year, all those cards clogging up the woods... oiy... Rabbit blamed Pooh for the mess. Pooh says he can't help it, loves to show how much he cares... Rabbit has banned valentines day, following the Eeyore's example by giving no cards. Everyone promises not to give Valentines. Pooh is washing his hunny pots, when he hears a knock at the door. Someone had left him a full pot of hunny as a valentines gift. Pooh thinks it's from Piglet, but it's not. He gives the pot of Hunny to Piglet, and now Piglet feels he has to give Pooh a valentines gift. Pooh is disguised as a mailbox for secret valentines. Piglet had baked Pooh a valentines cake, and is carrying it to Pooh when Tigger bounces him. The cake bounces onto Owl. Owl thinks Piglet sent him the cake. However no one wants Rabbit to find out. The cake lands on Tigger and Tigger thinks Owl gave him a cake. Rabbit stuffs all the last year and discovers in horror that someone left him a valentine carrot. Pooh's disguise</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193048 +0000" stop="20260307195356 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rabbit's a Fortress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When it’s the last straw for Rabbit because Pooh, Piglet and Tigger keep messing up his garden, he builds a fortress around it, complete with booby traps. When he realizes he has trapped himself in, he needs his friends to get him out. Can they get Rabbit out of his fortress?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181832 +0000" stop="20260307184113 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, &amp; Dawn - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The children have a long history of losing to their arch-nemesis, Paul Tibbit, and coming in second place at a puppet show. When Dawn starts spending more time with Mack so that she does not have to participate, her brothers are worried that it will cost them the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184113 +0000" stop="20260307190354 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quad-Ventures in Babysitting - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The quads attempt to convince their parents to agree to let Josie to be their new babysitter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190354 +0000" stop="20260307192616 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M.D. Day - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Even though they are scared of doctors, the quads want to get through their routine exams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192616 +0000" stop="20260307194857 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abraquadabra - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky gets grounded  and is forbidden to go to his friend's party to see his idol's magic show and his siblings try to sneak him out without Tom and Anne knowing to see his idol perform magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181144 +0000" stop="20260307183540 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futureman - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Dan is held hostage in the courtroom by two thugs but a man from the future-- VHK 937-- appears on a mission to save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183540 +0000" stop="20260307185933 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues (1) - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Christine makes an impulsive decision at her farewell dinner with beau Tony, one that has severe repercussions when he leaves on an assignment he may not return from.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185933 +0000" stop="20260307192129 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues (2) - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Christine (played by Markie Post) finds out she is pregnant, and the episode deals with the fallout of that revelation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192129 +0000" stop="20260307194523 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Dan finds a new niche in life as the host of a shock-TV show and Mac and Quon Le may lose out on their Graceland vacation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180716 +0000" stop="20260307183549 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jill and Linda drive down to Cornwall as Jill goes in search of Cath and Don. On the way, Jill runs over a black woman and discovers that she was going to a job interview at The Trees, the therapy centre where Cath and Don are. Jill decides to take her place at the interview, despite the obvious difference in appearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183549 +0000" stop="20260307190419 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Three - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jill arranges an encounter with Don's girlfriend in an attempt to discourage her, while Cath pursues a relationship with her therapist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190419 +0000" stop="20260307193249 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Four - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jill is still pursuing Don, even after finding out that Cathy is pregnant with Don's child, but her attempt to seduce Don is unsuccessful, so she seduces his 12-year-old son instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180544 +0000" stop="20260307182641 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 14 - Stages 1.3 &amp; 2 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Stages 1.3 and 2.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182641 +0000" stop="20260307184738 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 14 - Stage 3 - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Stage 3.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184738 +0000" stop="20260307190836 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 15 - Stage 1.1 - S15E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260307190836 +0000" stop="20260307192933 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 15 - Stage 1.2 - S15E02</title>
    <desc>Stage 1.2. The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devised</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192933 +0000" stop="20260307195031 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 15 - Stage 1.3 - S15E03</title>
    <desc>Stage 1.3. The world's top fighters, wrestlers, and athletes compete in one of the most difficult physical contests ever devised</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182059 +0000" stop="20260307184500 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenger - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro have been abandoned in another world by Tet. In this world all war is forbidden, and everything is determined by games whose rules are determined by the "Ten Pledges" that Tet established. They find themselves in the country of humanity, the weakest of the 16 races in this new world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184500 +0000" stop="20260307190903 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expert - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl named Clamy has won the right to be the next king of Elukia by her overwhelming good luck. Steph lost to her and loses the chance to become the next ruler. Just as she defeats the last challenger, however, Sora and Shiro interrupt her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190903 +0000" stop="20260307193304 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandmaster - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The game Clamy challenged them to wasn't normal chess. Shiro is a chess master, but even she is helpless against Clami's assault. But when Shiro understands the real rules of the game, things begind to turn around. The battle to determine the king of Elukia, and all of humanity, finally reaches its end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193304 +0000" stop="20260307195706 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weak Square - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro leave the running of the country to Steph and spend every day playing video games. Steph's hope that they would become not only the saviors of Elukia, but all of humanity, crumbles away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180514 +0000" stop="20260307182926 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Bond - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kugaha finally sets his plot into motion and has Kazuma banished. The ensuing chaos causes more pain for Bishamon… and pulls Yukine and Yato into the turmoil too!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182926 +0000" stop="20260307185338 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kazuma and Hiyori find themselves captured. They watch helplessly as Kugaha tricks Yato and Bishamon into battling each other to the death!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185338 +0000" stop="20260307191751 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divine Acclamation, Imprecation - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Yukine shatters in half while Yato and Bishamon battle each other! Elsewhere, Kugaha enacts the second part of his plan by slaughtering Bishamon's Regalias!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191751 +0000" stop="20260307194203 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Must Be Done - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bishamon and Yato learn of Kugaha's betrayal, but most of the damage has already been done. Meanwhile, the giant, masked Phantom continues to hunt down the last remaining Regalias…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181301 +0000" stop="20260307185935 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Seed - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Holling's less than honest daughter arrives in Cicely and begins to operate. Holling and Shelly have a disagreement about his "sterility" and starts hanging out with his daughter. Marilyn decides it may be time to move out when she decides her mother has made one too many changes she doesn't like and asks Maggie to find her dream house. Ed goes to meet "Princess," a crane that returns every year, though after taking with Chris he begins to think it isn't such a good idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185935 +0000" stop="20260307194611 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Indians in Cicely celebrate Thanksgiving by throwing tomatoes at white people. Joel is Ed's first victim and he is angered because in his words he is "definitely not white." The town gets decorated with skulls and pumpkins as they also celebrate "The Day of the Dead." Joel also gets bad news in a letter telling him that he must serve another year on his contract. Mike's latest reactions to the environment are caused by something he can't trace so he thinks about moving to Greenland. Chris waxes nostalgic and decides that the something missing from his life is "the joint" when he finds a can of beans that he remembers from Thanksgiving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181129 +0000" stop="20260307184014 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend and, encouraged by Barbara, tries speed dating. Tim is forced to go on a disastrous date with Barbara in order to prove that he sees her as more than 'the help'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184014 +0000" stop="20260307190916 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gangster - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Lee thinks that Guy is a gangster and gets suspicious when a suspect package is delivered to Guy. However, there appears to be an innocent reason and Guy goes to take Lucy on holiday to Sicily. However, at the airport Guy asks Lucy to marry him but she turns him down saying he is too controlling, and Guy goes to Sicily on his own and Lucy says their relationship is over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190916 +0000" stop="20260307193812 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder at Christmas - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Tim's parents Geoffrey and Wendy invite themselves to the apartment for Christmas, and Lucy persuades Barbara to work on Christmas Day to help out. On Christmas Day, Tim brings his girlfriend Daisy. Lee buys a murder mystery game, which they all then dress up and play. However, the game ends abruptly when Tim and Geoffrey argue. Lee then manages to talk Geoffrey round and they finish the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180407 +0000" stop="20260307180909 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Numberblock Rally - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ten riders, ten pedal-powered cars, but only one can lift the trophy. Welcome to the Numberblock Rally! Learn about taking away with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180909 +0000" stop="20260307181411 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five and Friends - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Five and friends go missing from the five-star ball, Six to Ten discover they are all Five-and-a-friend! Learn about splitting numbers into smaller numbers with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181411 +0000" stop="20260307181913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octoblock to the Rescue! - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The terribly naughty Terrible Twos are making custard pies and Octoblock is all tied up. Can his friends save the day? Discover ways to make eight with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181913 +0000" stop="20260307182416 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten Again - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The number friends all want to do different things today, so rocket Ten finds a clever way to do them all. Learn all the ways to add to ten with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182416 +0000" stop="20260307182918 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flatland - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Squarey, we're not in Numberland any more! Four visits Flatland, where the flat shapes live, and becomes a real square. Learn about 2D shapes with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182918 +0000" stop="20260307183420 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pattern Palace - S03E17</title>
    <desc>One and her chums carefully cross the pattern puzzle paths over the magic moats to get to the Pattern Palace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183420 +0000" stop="20260307183922 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Big Tum - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A big hairy monster with a big hairy tummy who loves puzzles? Find out who is in Big Tum's tum!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183922 +0000" stop="20260307184424 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S03E19</title>
    <desc>One makes a wish that the magic mirror could make lots of friends at once, and pretty soon it's pandemonium.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184424 +0000" stop="20260307184926 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Number - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It was a grey day in the big city. One was wondering where her next case would come from when a square silhouette appeared at the door... Learn how to be a number detective with the Numberblocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184926 +0000" stop="20260307185428 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks make a new friend, football fan Eleven, who gets them all in training for the big match.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185428 +0000" stop="20260307185931 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twelve - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Ten and Two make Twelve, who discovers she is a super-rectangle with amazing special powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185931 +0000" stop="20260307190433 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way of the Rectangle - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Twelve shows the other Numberblocks how to put their blocks into columns and rows - and master the way of the rectangle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190433 +0000" stop="20260307190935 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride the Rays - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A fantastic treat awaits the Numberblocks if they can figure out how to ride the rays to the top of Ray Canyon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190935 +0000" stop="20260307191437 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Block Star - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Twelve and friends go on a spectacular space mission to save Numberland from the mysterious Block Star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191437 +0000" stop="20260307191939 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirteen - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Uh-oh. Unlucky Thirteen falls apart whenever anyone mentions his name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191939 +0000" stop="20260307192441 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourteen - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Meet extreme Fourteen, the plucky skateboarder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192441 +0000" stop="20260307192943 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Hush, hush! Agent Fifteen is here, with a smashing new way to save the day – the Super Special Secret Step Squad! Learn all about the number 15 with Numberblock Fifteen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192943 +0000" stop="20260307193446 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tween Scenes - S03E29</title>
    <desc>It’s time for a bedtime story all about Numberblocks Eleven to Fifteen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193446 +0000" stop="20260307193948 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Squads - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Only Step Squad can save One’s balloon – but what if there’s more than one Step Squad?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193948 +0000" stop="20260307194448 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen's Minute of Fame - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks put on a talent show full of terrific number tricks, but it doesn't quite go according to plan</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194448 +0000" stop="20260307194950 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Your Head - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When their numberlings fall off, the Numberblocks have to work out who they are and how numbers work</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194950 +0000" stop="20260307195452 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten's Place - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Ten's Place, where trainer Ten puts her friends through their paces with a high-energy number workout</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195452 +0000" stop="20260307195954 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balancing Bridge - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's all in the balance as the Numberblocks try to make it across a very wobbly bridge</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181349 +0000" stop="20260307185915 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upstairs, Downstairs - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Andy and Diane start to talk, however, they both get paged for the job. Andy and Bobby begin to investigate a murder, but the procedures they must follow (because a cop might have been involved) make them unpopular at the precinct. Greg and Jill investigate the murder of a young girl where the only clue is videotape that starred her crushing worms. As Andy and Bobby's investigation reveals more clues, tension mounts between the squad and the uniforms. Diane goes missing and turns up at Bobby's apartment where she suffers a breakdown. One of the items she recall's is that her father molested her as a child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185915 +0000" stop="20260307194313 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom and Geri - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Diane and Bobby wake up in his chair the next morning and he suggests that she seek some professional help. Andy, Bobby, Greg and James conduct an investigation into the death of a worker at a construction site, where more than a building is being framed. Geri reports to Andy about a finding a friend of hers who's hung himself. Fancy suggests that Diane and Jill conduct the investigation, which reveals the man died from kinky sex, likely with Geri Turner. James accompanies Gina to get her stitches removed. Geri makes an interesting interview, she demands that Andy conduct the interview or she is "going to lawyer up." Geri opens up to Andy. James offers to stay the night with Gina, who doesn't mind at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182058 +0000" stop="20260307190236 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Showdown - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Dynamite with a lit fuse: Kirsten goes on a bender now that Carter's gone, Ryan can't figure what's up with Marissa, Caleb hits Julie with divorce papers, and the Seth-Zach rivalry turns into War of the Weirds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190236 +0000" stop="20260307194414 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The O.Sea - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Heads: Seth takes Summer to the prom. Tails: Zach does. Whoever's dateless takes a meeting with George Lucas to discuss Atomic County. That'll settle things, right? The Julie-Caleb union ends...not the way anyone expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180402 +0000" stop="20260307190713 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: Away - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An agonizing dilemma gives OA a new perspective on the group's plight. Homer resolves to find out what Hap's experiments are really about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180107 +0000" stop="20260307182713 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid for Each Other - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Felix tries to hire a maid who can live up to his impossible standards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182713 +0000" stop="20260307185319 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exorcists - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Felix is convinced that the air conditioner is haunted by a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185319 +0000" stop="20260307191922 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Barnacle Adventure - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Felix and Oscar attempt to sell a glue made from barnacles that was invented by Oscar's dentist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191922 +0000" stop="20260307194438 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moonlighter - S04E14</title>
    <desc>To earn money to repay Felix, Oscar takes a job as a cook at a diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182701 +0000" stop="20260307185633 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Girl - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brent decides to take on a new secretary despite the spectre of redundancies in the Slough branch. He can choose between some bloke that's turned up for interview and a pretty young blonde. The day is rounded off with a trip to Chasers nightclub...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185633 +0000" stop="20260307192612 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jennifer arrives to give the final decision. The Slough branch is to be merged with Swindon and some people will lose their jobs, and Dave has been offered Jennifer's job, which he accepts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192612 +0000" stop="20260307195528 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merger - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As a result of the Swindon merger, a group of new staff arrive at Slough branch and David wastes no time in familiarising them with his unique style of management. Meanwhile, Tim seems to be taking his promotion very seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183503 +0000" stop="20260307191703 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Run (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ryan returns to Scranton with a plan to bring Dunder Mifflin into the digital age by launching a new website - Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Michael is worried about ageism and attempts to win back clients using old fashion business skills. Relationships are on the forefront as Ryan returns to an eager Kelly, Jim and Pam are outed to the office, and Angela is still upset with Dwight about her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191703 +0000" stop="20260307195902 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dunder Mifflin Infinity (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ryan returns to his old office and reveals his plan to bring technology to Dunder Mifflin. Michael and Dwight try to prove that the personal touch is better than technology. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam reveal their relationship to the rest of the office, Kelly attempts to reunite with Ryan, and Dwight and Angela's relationship continues to plummet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181935 +0000" stop="20260307184146 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Money - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Julie must decide how to handle a banking error in her favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184146 +0000" stop="20260307190355 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbara the Fink - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Barbara struggles with deciding whether to turn in a friend whom she caught vandalizing the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190355 +0000" stop="20260307192605 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie's Big Move (Part 1) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Julie plans to move out, but Ann doubts her daughter can make it financially.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192605 +0000" stop="20260307194815 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie's Big Move (Part 2) - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Ann thinks Julie's new roommate is a bad influence on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183258 +0000" stop="20260307190548 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dawn of Man - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Victor's new fishing hobby leads to an unfortunate encounter with a fly-tipper. Meanwhile, a visit from Patrick's gay twin brother leaves Pippa feeling mentally and physically exhausted, especially when Patrick sits on a cork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190548 +0000" stop="20260307194606 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things Aren't Simple Anymore - S06E06</title>
    <desc>In the very last episode of 'One Foot in the Grave', Victor's decision  to attend a school reunion unwittingly delivers him into the hands of fate. Margaret deals with the aftermath with the help of her new friend, Glynis.</desc>
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    <title>A Touch of Glass - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183916 +0000" stop="20260307190930 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homesick - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Del Boy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground-floor accommodation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190930 +0000" stop="20260307193724 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Healthy Competition - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Mickey Pearce! Does Mickey's trip to the Costas mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181129 +0000" stop="20260307183253 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo, the Final Frontier - S06E02</title>
    <desc>First, Froy and Sonia trace an out-of-state skip account to a seedy motel, where they come face-to-face with a hopping-mad cowboy and his female companion. Then, Matt and Sonia must repossess a car from a delusional nerd who may as well actually be from space. Plus, a chainsaw-wielding gardener presents a challenge for Lou and Lyndah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183253 +0000" stop="20260307185403 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffee-slinging Waitress - S06E03</title>
    <desc>First, Sonia and Froy storm a studio to repossess a car from a surly European photographer and his hapless, bikini-clad subjects. Then, Lou and Matt stumble into a lover's quarrel - will they be able to reclaim the vehicle from two suited suitors? And, Lyndah and Sonia wind up getting burned on a repo, literally, when a coffee-wielding waitress goes buck-wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185403 +0000" stop="20260307191548 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matt vs. Sonia - S06E04</title>
    <desc>First, Sonia and Froy respond to a tip from an informant and wind up in the middle of an epic story of intrigue, betrayal, and drunk girls fighting each other. Then, a high-class croquet party gets interrupted when Matt and Lou come through to repossess their car. And, it's a trip to a parking garage to repossess a stolen limo - with a gaggle of partiers in the back. Will Matt and Sonia be able to hook and book, or will they wind up at each other's throats?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191548 +0000" stop="20260307193734 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Funny - S06E05</title>
    <desc>First, Matt and Froy interrupt a comedian's preparations for a show to repossess his automobile. Then, Lyndah and Sonia sabotage a paparazzo's big shot by hooking his car. And, Lou and Matt must repo a van from an amateur marching band with a terrible secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193734 +0000" stop="20260307195925 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Zamboni? - S06E06</title>
    <desc>First, Matt and Froy reclaim a vehicle during the debtor's tattooing session. Then, Sonia and Lyndah find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they barge in on a couple engaging in risqué role-playing. And finally, Lou &amp; Matt hit the ice and a bunch of irate hockey players in an effort to repossess a Zamboni.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185000 +0000" stop="20260307194357 +0000" channel="C1267.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Knows Better Than I - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The COs at Litchfield's maximum security unit size up the new arrivals. Off her medication, Suzanne hallucinates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180548 +0000" stop="20260307185413 +0000" channel="C1268.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Kaylons take control of the Orville with the intention of destroying all biological lifeforms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185413 +0000" stop="20260307194239 +0000" channel="C1268.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood of Patriots - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ed must initiate peace talks with the Krill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182313 +0000" stop="20260307191833 +0000" channel="C1269.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way Out - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Claire decides to use her medical skills to aid her escape from Castle Leoch - with Jamie's help, she tends to an ill child. During an evening's entertainment, a story gives Claire hope for her freedom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183304 +0000" stop="20260307192947 +0000" channel="C1270.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Death... - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Idzik faces his enemies; the intrigues behind the Loewen case get more complicated; changes are made in the hospital; the Muslims run into business trouble; Rebadow and Stella get closer; and the inmates rally to support the O'Reilys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184357 +0000" stop="20260307194157 +0000" channel="C1271.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City on the Make - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Maya and Omar meet face-to-face. Wendy has a contentious business meeting. Ruth goes behind Darlene's back. Jonah finds a new place to set up shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180121 +0000" stop="20260307182518 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Super-Pac-Bowl - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After the Ghost Monsters chomp the football team, Pac-Man, Super-Pac, and their team must face off against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182518 +0000" stop="20260307184914 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey into the Pac-Past - S02E04</title>
    <desc>P.J. fixes Ms. Pac's washing machine, accidentally turning it into a time machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184914 +0000" stop="20260307191307 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Pac-Enemy No. 1 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Pac-Man is mistaken for the criminal Pretty Boy Pac and sent to prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191307 +0000" stop="20260307193703 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Pac-Man and the Sea - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Ghost Monsters sink a ship full of Power Pellets with Pac-Man on board, trapping them all in Paclantis at the mercy of the tyrannical Pac-Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182051 +0000" stop="20260307190254 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Doll at the Haunted Inn and More - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A doll comes to life at a notoriously haunted hotel, a UFO is spotted flying suspiciously close to a volcano, a man gains a ghostly bedmate and locals are stumped by strange lights in the Ozarks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190254 +0000" stop="20260307194456 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Al Capone and More - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ghost hunters make contact with an infamous gangster, a flying witch terrifies onlookers, a poltergeist torments a college student and something is alive in the sewers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180548 +0000" stop="20260307184847 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy's Revenge - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A woman who is consumed by guilt over her grandfather's death believes he is haunting her and her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184847 +0000" stop="20260307193146 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Pond - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A family are fearful of what they describe as a darkness that lurks beneath the inky water of a pond at the back of their property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180822 +0000" stop="20260307182916 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 86 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>In Trenton, Hawk races back to the tow lot to protect his wife and employees from an outraged car owner. Ponytail is attacked as evil incarnate for writing tickets in front of a Detroit hospital. In Providence, Bonnie is confronted by a relentless man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182916 +0000" stop="20260307185033 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 92 - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mike and JoJo go head-to-head with irate residents as they tow cars from a Staten Island apartment complex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185033 +0000" stop="20260307191146 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 89 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Parking Wars Private Tow Edition: In Trenton, Hawk races to his brother-in-law s rescue when a woman flies into a rage, physically blocking him from towing her car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191146 +0000" stop="20260307193319 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 87 - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The intrepid Johnny is called every name in the book by incensed illegal parkers in Providence. Uncle Jojo is confronted by angry Staten Island residents as he tows cars without residential permits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193319 +0000" stop="20260307195415 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 88 - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Detroit ticketer Ponytail is confronted by an angry man who refuses to see the light. Tow driver John tries to keep illegal parkers honest in the Bronx. Gale force winds threaten to blow Fran off her Providence ticketing beat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181300 +0000" stop="20260307183428 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling for Votes - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Leslie and Ben host a bowling night after receiving feedback about Leslie's campaign. April, Chris, and Jerry hold a competition to see who can raise the most funds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183428 +0000" stop="20260307185553 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Ann - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Leslie works to find Ann a Valentine's date. Ron helps Ben with a scavenger hunt, and Chris becomes depressed over his love life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185553 +0000" stop="20260307191720 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave Returns - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While trying to get an endorsement from the Chief of Police, Leslie and Ben awkwardly run into Leslie's old flame, Dave. Meanwhile, Andy and the rest of the office work on a theme song for Leslie's campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191720 +0000" stop="20260307193850 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Leslie realizes that the department has forgotten Jerry's birthday and decides to throw a party for him at a special location. Meanwhile, Tom is flabbergasted when he finds out Ann doesn't share his taste in music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193850 +0000" stop="20260307200007 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campaign Shake-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Leslie and Ben are caught off guard when her opponent Bobby Newport hires a powerful campaign manager from Washington. Chris forces Ron to start interviewing replacements for Leslie when work starts falling through the cracks, and an unlikely officemate solves a challenging problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182333 +0000" stop="20260307184857 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Feminist - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Shirley Partridge receives a call from the school principal, George Clauson, asking her if she and her family are identified with women's liberation. There is a poster in school saying that they will sing at a rally for POW, Power of Women.
Shirley tries to find out which member of her family committed them to this appearance. She learns that it is Keith; his new girlfriend Tina Newcomb is very involved in the movement and has taken Keith's maybe for a definite yes.
Shirley has to confront angry, hostile parents who are called "Morality Watchdogs." She tries to keep calm in the face of their threats, but she finally blows up and says that her family will definitely appear at the rally.
Keith invites Tina to dinner so that his family can finally meet her and they are shocked with what she has to say on the subject of women's lib. Keith is annoyed and when he takes her home, he refuses to walk her to the door or even kiss her. He tells her that if she wants equality, she can have it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184857 +0000" stop="20260307191425 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Quality - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The family gets a good review from a famous columnist after one of their recent performances. However, she was seemingly impressed with Danny and declares him a future star. Unfortunately, Danny lets the review go to his head and is seriously contemplating leaving the band, even to the point where he holds auditions for his replacement. Now it is up to Shirley to convince her middle son that going solo is not such a hot idea.A few days later, Shirley sees children and their mothers heading for the garage. When she goes to investigate, she finds Danny holding Danny holding auditions to find his replacement and Shirley learns of his plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191425 +0000" stop="20260307193949 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Woodloe Story - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While in a small town for a performance, the Partridges and their manager attend the Sunday church service. Shirley and Reuben recognize the church singer as a formerly famous folk singer. They want to help him start his career again.Just as he's about to be introduced, Red Woodloe sneaks out a back door and runs out on an audience and a family, the Partridges, who had virtually made him one of their clan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180541 +0000" stop="20260307183349 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Guttenberg's Birthday - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At his own birthday, Steve Guttenberg volunteers to turn his party into a writing workshop when he overhears Roman and writing partner Kent discussing their script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183349 +0000" stop="20260307185955 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"Not On Your Wife" Opening Night - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At a community theater, the onstage farce trickles into real life as Kyle promises to help his old mentor by romancing a wealthy female patron with the funds to save the theater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185955 +0000" stop="20260307192803 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Down Company Picnic - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Competition is the word of the day as Ron competes for a job at the head office, Casey for best all around at the events and Roman and Kyle compete with Valhalla Catering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192803 +0000" stop="20260307195507 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Munt's Big Deal Party - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Roman is less than thrilled when he discovers the party is being thrown by his 'sell-out' writing partner who hired him to rub his face in the sale of his new spec script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184639 +0000" stop="20260307195028 +0000" channel="C1279.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the grip of his addictions, Patrick Melrose must fly to New York to collect his father's ashes. Over the course of a lost Manhattan weekend, Patrick's remorseless search for satisfaction, haunted by old acquaintances and insistent inner voices, sends him into a nightmarish spiral, including a disastrous date with the girl of his dreams. Alone in his hotel room later that night, he pushes body and mind to the very edge – desperate to stay one step ahead of his rapidly encroaching past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183953 +0000" stop="20260307191817 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army of Strangers - S02E05</title>
    <desc>John acts against standard protocol, which alerts adversaries of his whereabouts and necessitates the abandonment of the John Lakeman cover identity, jeopardizing all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191817 +0000" stop="20260307195537 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuck John Wayne - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An unexpected day off provides the opportunity for a last-minute bachelor party. Collective inebriation follows. John fully embraces the celebration with his wife and friends until the time line for his mission abruptly moves up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180905 +0000" stop="20260307183133 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save a Lost Tooth - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The pups' boat ride with Cap'n Turbot is postponed when they must track down a lost tooth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183133 +0000" stop="20260307185421 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save Friendship Day - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While celebrating Friendship Day, the pups must prevent Mayor Humdinger from ruining Adventure Bay's reputation as the friendliest town on the map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185421 +0000" stop="20260307191743 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save an Outlaw's Loot - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Ryder and Mayor Goodway find a treasure map while sorting through the old cabin of Outlaw Wild Wilbur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191743 +0000" stop="20260307194106 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save a Big Bone - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Cap'n Turbot and his cousin are in the middle of an archaeological dig when the cliff they are on collapses all around them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181341 +0000" stop="20260307185452 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pawn Shop Rock - S2021E04</title>
    <desc>A blade rumored to belong to a Japanese World War II admiral commands Rick's attention. Can he cut a deal, or will the negotiations be pointless? Then, the guys take another Harrison under their wing for a summer job he'll never forget. Next, some vintage baseball cards slide into the shop, leaving both Rick and Corey speechless over the $60,000 asking price. Will they knock this deal out of the park, or strike out? Finally, a guitar pick belonging to Elvis has Corey all shook up. He can't help falling in love, but the deal might land him in the heartbreak hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185452 +0000" stop="20260307193617 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Surreal Supper - S2021E05</title>
    <desc>When Chum gets his hands on a one-of-a-kind chair with a strange feature, will Rick turn a blind eye to his spending? Then, a helmet that once belonged to Evel Knievel lands in the shop. Will Rick take a leap of faith, or will the deal crash and burn? Next, Corey pedals into the past with a toy inspired by the Weinermobile. Will he get roasted by the seller, or can he sink his teeth into a deal? And finally, Rick cracks open a cookbook by artist Salvador Dali, and gets a surreal idea – to host a dinner party.  But when things quickly get hairy, will Rick melt under pressure?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181935 +0000" stop="20260307185232 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Keith in the Night - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Flag and A.R.G.U.S. close in, the 11th Street Kids attempt to keep the ever-increasing dangers of the alternate world around them at bay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185232 +0000" stop="20260307195012 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Nelson - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Peacemaker gets a wake-up call from the ever-loyal 11th Street Kids. Later, Peacemaker and Harcourt must rectify their past, while Flag's mission poses an ever-increasing threat to everyone's future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181729 +0000" stop="20260307191637 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackbird - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Italians launch another attack on the Peaky Blinders. Tommy realises that the Shelbys need to evolve if they are to survive, but some of the family are reluctant to part with tradition.

As the strike takes hold at the Lanchester factory, Tommy pays a personal visit to Jessie Eden, but he is outmanoeuvred when she reveals something she knows about his past.

Changretta plots to continue the vendetta in the most devastating way possible. As well as identifying an enemy of the Shelby family who could help him, Luca makes direct contact with someone at the heart of the Peaky Blinders organisation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180033 +0000" stop="20260307182443 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mind - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Jeremy tries to impress Zahra by holding a book group at the flat, but he's only ever read Mr Nice. Meanwhile, Mark is worried that he can't satisfy Dobby's sexual needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182443 +0000" stop="20260307184900 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nether Zone - S07E04</title>
    <desc>It's christening day for his baby, and Mark arranges to pick up Jeremy, the baby's godfather, from Zahra's flat on his way to the church. Unfortunately, the lads get locked in the hallway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184900 +0000" stop="20260307191535 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seasonal Beatings - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Day and Mark has invited his parents over for lunch. He's planned everything, but Jeremy is over-excited, and Dobby and Super Hans show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191535 +0000" stop="20260307194103 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Year's Eve - S07E06</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve, and Mark is depressed about Dobby, but Jeremy is determined that the El Dude Brothers are going to enjoy the night of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180606 +0000" stop="20260307183031 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Wasn't I Invited? - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Nothing bugs Pee-wee's flowers more than having a caterpillar in their flower box until Magic Screen shows how a caterpillar can turn itself into a beautiful butterfly. The caterpillar's not the only uninvited creature around when Cowntess has a birthday party and invites practically "all" of Puppetland except Pee-wee! Is she mad at him or just being moody?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183031 +0000" stop="20260307185455 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tons Of Fun - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Today, Pee-wee gives everybody "That Certain Feeling" by lip-synching to one of his old records. Later, while Pee-wee is out with the Playhouse Gang, Cowboy Curtis comes over and sings to the flowers, and Miss Yvonne does a wild clog dance. Tensions mount when the gang ends up with two "cool" ice cream desserts, and they have to choose which to eat. Of course, they could just eat them both!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185455 +0000" stop="20260307191920 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Learning is "easy" when your teacher makes it fun. No one can make it more fun than Pee-wee, especially when he turns the Playhouse into a schoolhouse! The Playhouse Gang are his students, Magic Screen is his blackboard, and Globey is, well, his globe. Pee-wee makes history exciting when he teaches about Christopher Columbus and the Declaration of Independence. Sit back, laugh, and learn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191920 +0000" stop="20260307194343 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As the Spring season comes to "begin," Pee-wee plants a seed, and it grows quickly (courtesy of Clockey). Also, the King of Cartoons presents his wife, "The Queen of Cartoons," and his son, "The Prince of Cartoons." Also, when Pee-wee doesn't make the baseball team, Ricardo shows him that there are other sports he can try.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182637 +0000" stop="20260307185131 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Penn and Teller skewer our pursuit of "the best" in everything, from neighborhoods to electronics to automobiles to spouses, and demonstrate how such rampant consumerism is a race designed so that the runners never win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185131 +0000" stop="20260307192125 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Scouts - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Boy Scouts of America restricts scout membership and leadership opportunities to homosexuals and straight males who DON'T believe in God. According to the BSA, atheists and gays don't make good scouts or good role models. If the Boy Scouts of America were a privately funded group, it could discriminate against and hate anyone it damn well wanted to. But the Boy Scouts of America is dependent upon Federal, State and local government handouts. So, the BSA and their intolerance… are BULLSHIT!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192125 +0000" stop="20260307195104 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prostitution - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that prostitution is practiced throughout the land. Where it is legal - in only a few Nevada counties, prostitution is vigorously regulated and monitored by the State of Nevada Health Department. The women submit to compulsory medical tests for STDs. No one is forced to work as a prostitute. Pimps don't exist. HIV has never been detected. The women earn regular paychecks and tips. Some even get vacation and sick days. And they pay taxes! It's BULLSHIT that it's illegal for two consenting adults to have sex with each other!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180524 +0000" stop="20260307184711 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rematch - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Returning magicians Vinny Grosso, Morgan &amp; West, Paul Gertner, and Eric Jones hope to fool the veteran duo a second time with their tricks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184711 +0000" stop="20260307192857 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penn &amp; Teller Get Loopy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Magicians Ryan Chandler, Ryan Hayashi, Dirk Losander, and Ed Ripley try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182244 +0000" stop="20260307190420 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruise Crisis - S18E76</title>
    <desc>Causing Rough Seas - Not Getting It To Compute - Being All Wet</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190420 +0000" stop="20260307194506 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Paint Catastrophe - S18E79</title>
    <desc>Not Landing The Eagle - Going Doggone Crazy - Of Moving It Along</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180159 +0000" stop="20260307180707 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panda Twins - S06E01</title>
    <desc>PC Panda brings his twin daughters, Peggi and Pandora, to playgroup. They love puzzles and solving mysteries, just like their dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180707 +0000" stop="20260307181217 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chinese New Year - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle teaches the children about Chinese New Year. They learn about sweeping out the old year, and how lucky the colour red is. Together they make a dragon costume, and parade up the hill to watch the fireworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181217 +0000" stop="20260307181718 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lots of Muddy Puddles - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a day out with her family, Peppa is encouraged to find words to describe the different kinds of puddles they find.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181718 +0000" stop="20260307182219 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mandy Mouse - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Peppa's Playgroup have a new friend to meet - Mandy Mouse. Mandy uses a wheelchair. The children have a lot of fun playing with Mandy as she is super sporty and loves to play games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182219 +0000" stop="20260307182720 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recorders - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The children have a music lesson with Madame Gazelle and all learn how to play the recorder. After lots of practising at home, the children put on a wonderful performance for all the parents to enjoy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182720 +0000" stop="20260307183221 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Rabbit's Relaxation Class - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig is persuaded by Miss Rabbit to come along to her relaxation class to help Mummy Pig relax but actual relaxing proves to be more challenging than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183221 +0000" stop="20260307183722 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parking Ticket - S06E06</title>
    <desc>When Daddy Pig gets a parking ticket whilst parked in the wrong place, Peppa and George learn that adults have rules too just like children and also get told off too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183722 +0000" stop="20260307184232 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The pre-school adventures of a cheeky and slightly bossy little pig called Peppa, who lives with her mummy and daddy and little brother George. Sometimes these adventures involve a few tears but they always end happily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184232 +0000" stop="20260307184740 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Music - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig has a new synthesiser. Peppa, George and Mummy Pig have fun finding and sampling sounds from around the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184740 +0000" stop="20260307185248 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buttercups, Daisies and Dandelions - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Cousin Chloe, Peppa and George pick flowers making daisy-chains and transforming George into a fearsome dandy-lion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185248 +0000" stop="20260307185756 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marble Run - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Peppa, George, Rebecca and Richard Rabbit have so much fun playing with the marble run. Though when Daddy Pig joins in, the marble run gets much bigger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185756 +0000" stop="20260307190303 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Pig's Metal Detector - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When George loses his wind-up robot's metal key, Grandpa Pig uses his metal detector to find it and finds a lot of other things on the way</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190303 +0000" stop="20260307190803 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Book Day - S06E13</title>
    <desc>It is World Book Day at playgroup but Peppa has so many favourite books she just cannot decide which to go as.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190803 +0000" stop="20260307191311 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children's Festival - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The family head to the Children's Festival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191311 +0000" stop="20260307191819 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muddy Festival - S06E15</title>
    <desc>In her second day at the Children's Festival, which has been muddy thanks to the rain, Peppa learns about activities involving mud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191819 +0000" stop="20260307192325 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strawberries - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George go strawberry picking with Granny and Grandpa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192325 +0000" stop="20260307192831 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Pig's birthday - S06E17</title>
    <desc>It's Grandpa Pig's birthday and the family go out for a celebratory meal. Peppa has never been to a restaurant before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192831 +0000" stop="20260307193338 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Petting Farm - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Peppa and friends visit a Petting Farm where they enjoy feeding chickens and meeting cute and squeaky guinea pigs and they all learn it's important to wash your hands after handling the little anima</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193338 +0000" stop="20260307193845 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza! Pizza! - S06E19</title>
    <desc>It's almost lunchtime at Peppa Pig's house. Mummy suggest they all make pizza together, they have a lot of fun preparing and mixing up all the food to make their own pizzas - it's all so lovely and messy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193845 +0000" stop="20260307194352 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV Land - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George go behind the scenes to find out how TV is made. Miss Rabbit shows them around the set of Super Potato.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194352 +0000" stop="20260307194856 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Day - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Granny Pig, Peppa and George have fun dressing up as Romans, making a pebble mosaic of a Dinosaur and learn a little Latin too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194856 +0000" stop="20260307195400 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Spotting - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are birdwatching with Grandpa Pig looking for birds and ticking them off in Grandpa pigs book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195400 +0000" stop="20260307195904 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Potato Movie - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her friends visit the cinema for the first time to watch the Super Potato movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180553 +0000" stop="20260307182909 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Suite (2) - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Balki hasn't gone out since he broke up with Mary Anne. So Larry convinces Balki to go out and meet new people and takes him to a singles bar. Balki brings home a woman to watch a Woody Woodpecker marathon but her friend comes with her who is drunk and falls asleep in Larry's bed around the time that Jennifer comes home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182909 +0000" stop="20260307185224 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be You (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Balki has been having so many dates in the past two weeks and Jennifer thinks he still misses Mary Anne but Larry refuses to believe it. Later on, Balki meets the woman of his dreams who is identical to Mary Anne, and they later discover that Mary Anne is dating a man identical to Balki. Balki and Mary Anne don't seem to realize what's going on for a while, but when they do, they end up getting engaged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185224 +0000" stop="20260307191538 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Me to the Dump on Time (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>According to a sacred Myposian custom, Balki and Mary Anne must be married within 24 hours and they get everything ready. Larry feels left out of the duties so Balki makes him his best man and the guardian of his Myposian marriage necklace which he must have during the ceremony, but Larry accidentally throws it out. So Larry and Balki search the dump for it and eventually find it and Balki and Mary Anne finally get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191538 +0000" stop="20260307193847 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Shower - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jennifer is seven months pregnant; Balki and Mary Anne have been on their honeymoon for five months in Mypos and their about to come home. When they arrive, they have a surprise, Mary Anne is also pregnant but isn't going through any bad symptoms like Jennifer is. Balki brought a root back from Mypos that could help Jennifer but when Larry and Balki eat it, they start acting very hyper and ruin the baby shower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183836 +0000" stop="20260307193012 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Reckless Rockhound - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Reba Burgess's control of her late husband's mining company is    threatened when a man turns up with a partnership agreement -signed by Burgess before he died.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183423 +0000" stop="20260307191824 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firewall - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Reese becomes trapped with his POI in a heavily surveilled part of the city and must rely on Finch, Carter and Fusco's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180833 +0000" stop="20260307183646 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183646 +0000" stop="20260307190414 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's John's Nan's birthday but he's forgotten to post her card. Will he be able to put things right on the journey en route to work?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190414 +0000" stop="20260307193316 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has a lot on her mind, the last thing she needs is to be dressed as a blackcurrant for National Jam Week. Luckily John is on hand to give her some unwanted encouragement and advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193316 +0000" stop="20260307200014 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cyclist - S02E01</title>
    <desc>John and Kayleigh find themselves, reluctantly, having to make the daily commute to work separately.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181005 +0000" stop="20260307182136 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comet Kermilian - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The boys build a telescope, while Doofenshmirtz tries to liquify steak. Meanwhile, Candace has another encounter with Jeremy's younger sister, Suzy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182136 +0000" stop="20260307183323 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put That Putter Away - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb create the world's largest golf course, and since Candace is sick, she asks her best friend Stacey to bust the boys for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183323 +0000" stop="20260307184406 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb create a teleporting machine, but it ends up switching Candace and Perry's brains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184406 +0000" stop="20260307185455 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Fishmonger - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The boys are helping Ferb's grandfather live his life long dream - to jump a gorge in his motorcycle, the Holy Mackerel. Meanwhile, Perry sets out to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from exacting another petty revenge that dates all the way back to the sandbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185455 +0000" stop="20260307191725 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Good Scare Ought to Do It! - S01E39</title>
    <desc>When Isabella falls prey to hiccups, Phineas and Ferb gather the kids together to help scare them out of her, using a remote controlled haunted house. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz sets out to destroy his mentor's hideout, so that no one could discover his secrets, but not if Perry has something to say about it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191725 +0000" stop="20260307192856 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein - S01E40</title>
    <desc>The boys learn about one of Ferb's Victorian ancestors, who helped a scientist create a monster. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz recalls the story of his great-great-grandfather Dr. Jekyll Doofenshmirtz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192856 +0000" stop="20260307193958 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oil on Candace - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Django feels down for not being able to draw art on the same scale as his father, Phineas and Ferb get some big ideas for his piece and the famous "unpainted desert". Meanwhile, Perry faces off against Doofenshmirtz, as he does his best to impress his visiting evil professor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193958 +0000" stop="20260307195119 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Toon - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The boys create a cartoon and cast themselves as superheroes and Candace as the villain, while Perry attempts to defeat Doofenshmirtz, who has taken control of the power of dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181351 +0000" stop="20260307183808 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Night - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Club is re-opening tonight with the help of Roy "It's The Way I Tell 'Em'" Walker and Brian and the crew have to make sure everything runs smoothly which isn't helped by a Nazi-themed bandit, singing builders, a power cut, a racist folk band and Max and Paddy. Opening Night is sure to be great.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183808 +0000" stop="20260307190225 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Following new DJ Ray-von's first use of his home made sound and entertainment system, cashier ""The Captain"" dies of smoke inhalation. Owner Brian orders The Captain's corpse moved into the pennine suite as in there his death would be viewed as natural causes instead of manslaughter. During the Captain's funeral the club tv is stolen from under the nose of the club locals and bar staff. Elsewhere Brian brings in a bucking bronco instead of the broken snooker table. Inspired by the bucking bronco compare Jerry organise's a wild west night featuring Wild Bill and Trigger the horse, line dancing and a staged gun fight featuring the Preston Posse vs the Keightly confederates where rivalries lead to a bar brawl. Meanwhile Trigger the horse consumes a large amount of beer while he is tied up in an empty suite leading Brian to use the classic phrase ""I KNOW A PISSED HORSE WHEN I SEE ONE""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190225 +0000" stop="20260307192723 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco Inferno - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix puts on a ""Pyskick"" night. But following a fire safety inspection the club is forced to close. Brian fakes a heart attack to prevent a speeding fine, and later blackmails fire safety official Keith Lard into granting them a fire safety licence by using a forged photos of Keith getting frisky with a dog. The Show goes on with ""pyskick"" Clinton Baptiste offending the punters and calling one a ""nonce"" leading to him getting knocked out. Paddy and Max discuss Sean Connery's wigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192723 +0000" stop="20260307195139 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singles Night - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Single's Night at the Phoenix! Brian runs over a lady's foot with his wheelchair which leads to sparks flying between the two. Brian quickly thinks he's falling in love and buys a new water bed only to discover his new lady works for the council and is investigating him for false disability claims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181503 +0000" stop="20260307183721 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinky...He Delivers - S01E33</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307183721 +0000" stop="20260307185941 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Pink's Egg-cellent Adventure - S01E34</title>
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  <programme start="20260307185941 +0000" stop="20260307192159 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy Pinky - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Pinky comes up against a "Scrooge" like crook and feels compelled to try and instill in him the true spirit of Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192159 +0000" stop="20260307194414 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth Panther - S01E36</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307181912 +0000" stop="20260307184045 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowball - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Brain comes face to face with his former friend and now enemy, Snowball. And it seems Snowball has his own plans to take over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184045 +0000" stop="20260307190159 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World in 80 Narfs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In Victorian England, the Brain realizes that he can take over the world by becoming president of the "Pompous Explorers Club". since the position usually leads to the Prime Ministership of England. In order to become president of the club, he must make it around the world in seventy-nine days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190159 +0000" stop="20260307192258 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Brain plans to melt the ice caps with the Hubble Space Telescope once he buys everything higher than the 39th floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192258 +0000" stop="20260307193206 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambulatory Abe - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Brain hopes to take over the world by convincing everyone that Abraham Lincoln has been reincarnated. He takes up ventriloquism and plans on using a statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193206 +0000" stop="20260307194315 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouse of la Mancha - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Brain tells a group of mice the story of "Don Cerebro" a mouse driven by his dream to take over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194315 +0000" stop="20260307195737 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Mouse - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Pinky searches for the Brain in post-World War II Vienna. He misunderstands people when they try to tell him the Brain is dead and his misunderstandings lead to a series of misadventures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181650 +0000" stop="20260307183919 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haiti and the Tramp - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Haiti Lady and Walter fall in love but Walter gets cold feet.</desc>
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    <title>Smokey the Squatter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Thurgood lets Smokey stay in a spare apartment but Smokey won't leave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190148 +0000" stop="20260307192419 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weave's Have a Dream - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Thurgood sets up a hair salon for Muriel and Bebe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192419 +0000" stop="20260307194651 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Ready to Crumble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thurgood wrestles with the Governor when they want to tear down the projects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182949 +0000" stop="20260307191734 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Surgeon - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Galen must use all his charm to try and persuade his ex-girlfriend, a female ape surgeon named Kira, to operate on Virdon using a forbidden human anatomy book, after the astronaut is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181502 +0000" stop="20260307183518 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Miltank? - S04E50</title>
    <desc>As Ash, Misty, and Brock head to Olivine City, Team Rocket attacks. In the battle, Cyndaquil and Weezing's attacks cause an explosion and Cyndaquil is separated from Ash. When Cyndaquil wakes up it is in an oasis with a Miltank. Ash then sets out to find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183518 +0000" stop="20260307185630 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight For The Light! - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Ash battles for a new badge in Olivine in a battle where Onix defeats Totodile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185630 +0000" stop="20260307191740 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Machoke, Machoke Man! - S04E52</title>
    <desc>Ash, Misty, Brock and Janina (a girl who was assistant to Jasmine, the wannabe) sail toward Cianwood city. First they got to the store to get Ampharos's medicine. After they said goodbye to Janina, Ash walked toward to Cianwood gym. But then they stopped, because they saw a man on a field battling with Machoke!
As they seen the battle, the man was just practicing Machoke's powerfull attacks. He dodged every one of them until he got attacked by Karate Chop. And then he ran crying to Machoke and they hugged. Then he saw Ash and others and called them down. He talked about his Machoke's training for a while, and after made them do some exercise. They were marching while walking to the Gym. When they came there, Ash and co. saw students with Pokemon who called the man their teacher. Then man introduced himself as Chuck, the fighting Gym Leader of this Gym. He called them inside to have a little snack. But snack wasn't so little. Everybody got a big plate with porridge stuff including littl</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191740 +0000" stop="20260307193849 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the Whirlpool - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In a scuffle with Team Rocket, Ash and friends are thrown from the ship bearing them to the Whirl Islands. As powerful whirlpools draw them toward impending doom, a mysterious form under the sea shifts the powerful undertow, drawing them to safety. Shortly thereafter, a Corsola comes skipping over the sea's surface and guides the children back to a ship wherein awaits their old friend, Professor Elm. They ride the ship to a bustling harbor in the first of the Whirl Islands. There they learn of an upcoming competition in which Water Pokémon trainers will vie for the title of Whirl Island champion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193849 +0000" stop="20260307195953 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Me To The Moon - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Ash and friends discover an island on which the Pidgey population-long protected by environmental regulation and free from predators-has grown to unusually stout proportions and virtually abandoned any desire for flight. There Ash and friends find one Pidgey, however, in which the desire to soar through the heavens burns more fiercely than even in Pidgey from beyond this island. Anxious to see this Pidgey achieve its dreams, the young trainers join with the Pidgey's trainer and follow the Pokémon in a jet-assisted hot air balloon, tracking its flight as the Pidgey climbs higher into the stratosphere than any Pokémon in history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181312 +0000" stop="20260307185549 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poker Prowess - Night 2 - S02E38</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307185549 +0000" stop="20260307193828 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poker Prowess - Night 3 - S02E39</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307181341 +0000" stop="20260307183536 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Maxine - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Harris is furious because his cadets have not yet caught Maxine and his warriors of the road, you have to create the trucks from combat, while she and her band are offering their machines to all the worst bandits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183536 +0000" stop="20260307185729 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Disgraces - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Tackleberry, made ​​a strange action, and Harris, furious, punishes him, while a man named Krutz and gangster boss, tells him to make an exchange of shares.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185729 +0000" stop="20260307191924 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Robin Good - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Robin Good steals the richest of the rich and keeps the loot for themselves, and unscrupulous journalist is helping him. Mahoney and his friends want to have a team of experts to oppose the bill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191924 +0000" stop="20260307194137 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good, the Bad, and the Bogus - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Captain Harris bungles an operation to catch the infamous Clown Gang, he is punished by being sent back to the Police Academy to train new recruits. Our favorite grads also return to the Academy under the watchful eye of Harris, but what happens when the Clown Gang enrols as the Captain's new recruits?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181030 +0000" stop="20260307183955 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harder They Fall - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Godber takes up boxing and wins a place in the prison championship, so Fletcher sees a chance for a bit of a flutter. Then Harry Grout takes an interest and insists that the fight is 'fixed'. When one of Grout's rivals takes a similar interest in Godber's opponent, it looks as if nobody can win. Fletcher, however, has other ideas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183955 +0000" stop="20260307190808 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Storm in a Teacup - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a bottle of pills goes missing from the Doctor's surgery, Harry Grout is worried that investigation of the theft by the prison authorities will jeopardise some of his activities. Grout insists that Fletcher must find the pills and return them before the warders can take action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190808 +0000" stop="20260307193746 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poetic Justice - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Fletcher's new cellmate turns out to be the judge who sentenced him to five years in Slade Prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181029 +0000" stop="20260307183258 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celery Guy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy. A fed up office worker wants to become a gutterpunk. Guest starring Steve Buscemi, Jeff Goldblum, Silas Weir Mitchell and Kumail Nanjiani.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183258 +0000" stop="20260307185526 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pull-Out King - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A punk from the ‘80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer. Guest starring Jello Biafra, Annie Clark, Jeff Goldblum, Duff McKagan and Mark Proksch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185526 +0000" stop="20260307191754 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spyke Drives - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Peter drives Nance to the emergency room. Spyke gets a car. Ghavin has some questions for a singer whose band is touring through Portland. Fred and Carrie have a garage sale. Dinner party guests are held hostage by a story that won’t end. Claire and Doug improve their relationship by treating each other like dogs. Guest starring Annie Clark, Kumail Nanjiani and Kyle MacLachlan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191754 +0000" stop="20260307194023 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bahama Knights - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights, and his ex-wife is lead singer. Trudy and Craig produce a song. Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck &amp; Patti and Jeff Tweedy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181324 +0000" stop="20260307183527 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do Puppies Come From? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies meet Parents-to-Be Lucy and Rusty, so, Whopper and Bright Eyes want to know where Puppies come from.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183527 +0000" stop="20260307185731 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups on the Loose - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies try to figure out a way to stop Lucy and Rusty's pups from fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185731 +0000" stop="20260307191934 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Friend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies meet a puppy named Buddy, who has an imaginary friend named "Bob".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191934 +0000" stop="20260307194137 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid in the Doghouse - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A lost kid named Jerry wants stay with the Pound Puppies, but the Pound Puppies want to find Jerry a new home, as Jerry said that he wants to be adopted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180522 +0000" stop="20260307182725 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in Action - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Bert (Clancy Brown), a dog who's a faded TV star, has the blues until his skills are needed to aid in a rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182725 +0000" stop="20260307184928 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth Is in Hear - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After watching too many science-fiction movies on TV, McLeish believes that the dogs are all space aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184928 +0000" stop="20260307191130 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More S'mores - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Shy pup Millard accidentally ends up on a camping trip with the High Energy Scouts and the Pound Puppies race to place him with his perfect person before the scouts overwhelm him for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191130 +0000" stop="20260307193333 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doubles Trouble - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Sibling squabbles between Sweet Pea and Hairy threaten their adoption and their perfect owners' ping pong championship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193333 +0000" stop="20260307195537 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Monster - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Noodles feels left out when his humans bring home a baby named J.D., and comes up with a crazy plan to get rid of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181707 +0000" stop="20260307191227 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Father, Like Son - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As the St. Patrick family is reunited, Ghost and Tasha butt heads on how to raise Tariq. LaKeisha creates new enemies within Tommy's organization. Jason tasks Ghost and Tommy to work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190002 +0000" stop="20260307195431 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exceeding Expectations - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tariq St. Patrick adjusts to the changes that were prompted by a dramatic change in how his world is operated, which includes the death of his father and his mother confronting murder charges for a crime that her son was responsible for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185442 +0000" stop="20260307195221 +0000" channel="C1313.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE TO PAY - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As Tommy does damage control with allies, Diamond and Jenard devise a plan to deal with D-Mac, and Vic plots his next move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181929 +0000" stop="20260307184129 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Embodied - S17E14</title>
    <desc>Seeking answers to Dillon's past, the rangers go outside Corinth to a place Dillon thinks he remembers. They fall right into a Venjix trap and come face to face with Venjix himself. A mysterious duo come to the rescue and stop Venjix from destroying the rangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184129 +0000" stop="20260307190330 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts - S17E15</title>
    <desc>Still on the search for answers to Dillon's past, Dr. K figures out that Venjix has sent them on a wild goose chase. Before she can warn them they walk right into an ambush. Good thing the mysterious rangers from before show up in time to give them a helping hand. The Falcon and Tiger Ranger reveal themselves as Gem and Gemma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190330 +0000" stop="20260307192531 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Or Out - S17E16</title>
    <desc>Scott decides to join Gem and Gemma in a more offensive approach in the battle against Venjix. Colonel Truman defaults to his usual defend the city tactics and ends up trapping everyone inside while a Venjix bot sucks all the air out of the city. The remaining rangers make a deadly escape from Corinth and regroup with Scott in order to save the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192531 +0000" stop="20260307194731 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoners - S17E17</title>
    <desc>Gem &amp; Gemma plan on destroying a factory they were held at as prisoners to work for Venjix. Their plans change when Dillon finds out that his sister might be a prisoner there. Sneaking into the factory, Dillon downloads information and searches for his sister. His search is cut short when he has to return to help his friends stop the latest Venjix bot designed to destroy rangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181533 +0000" stop="20260307183718 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Chalked Up - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Buttercup smashes Bubbles's chalk when her drawings cover the playground's blacktop.  An angry Bubbles is given magic chalk by Him (disguised as a butterfly) and encouraged to express her anger in her drawings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183718 +0000" stop="20260307185724 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Back Jojo - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's career day at Pokey Oaks and the Professor comes with a time machine and explains how he got into science and created the Powerpuff Girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185724 +0000" stop="20260307191834 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Him Diddle Riddle - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Powerpuff Girls have to solve riddles created by Him to get to the Professor in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191834 +0000" stop="20260307194027 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Members Only - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Powerpuff Girls try to join the Association Of World Super Men but they have to pass a few initiation tests from Major Glory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182654 +0000" stop="20260307191110 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Little Secret - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jesse connects with an unlikely source and learns more about God's whereabouts. Tulip can't forgive Jesse when she finds out he's been lying to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191110 +0000" stop="20260307195627 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backdoors - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The mission begins to alienate Tulip and Cassidy. Tulip receives advice about her relationship with Jesse. Cassidy begins to doubt Denis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181229 +0000" stop="20260307185647 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turn of the Shoe - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mrs. DiLaurentis' presence in Rosewood continues to unnerve all those around her, especially when she gives Hanna a family parrot, whose gift for mimicry provides startling insight into Alison's last days. Tired of feeling defenseless against "A," Aria decides to learn self defense and is intrigued by her sexy instructor. Meanwhile, Toby shares a heartbreaking secret with Spencer, and Hanna makes an alarming discovery regarding her mom. And to complicate matters even further, "A" nearly kills the newest PLL — Mona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185647 +0000" stop="20260307194056 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's Cradle - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hanna worries that her mother is keeping a dangerous secret and is determined to protect her at all costs, which leads her to an uncomfortable meeting with Detective Holbrook. A clue in Ali's things leads the Liars to a creepy mask maker, who takes a shine to Emily and may have ties to another Rosewood resident. Spencer and Toby continue their search into a painful chapter of Toby's past and Melissa returns to Rosewood. Meanwhile, A targets Emily's mom, leading Aria to make a desperate plea of Ella.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180902 +0000" stop="20260307184649 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fri, Jan 3, 2020 - S48E63</title>
    <desc>Games include Range Game, More or Less, Flip Flop, and Cover Up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184649 +0000" stop="20260307192511 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mon, Jan 6, 2020 - S48E64</title>
    <desc>Games include Danger Price, Pick A Number, and Hole in One.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180321 +0000" stop="20260307184821 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the body of teenager, Julie Ann Collins, is found in the underground car park of a Hackney housing estate, probationer WPC Jane Tennison becomes immersed in her first murder investigation.
 
Jane’s superior DI Bradfield believes that the victim’s drug addict boyfriend, Eddie Phillips, is involved in the crime, tracking him down for questioning. However, despite Bradfield and DS Gibbs being convinced that he is hiding something, the interview is cut short when Eddie collapses and is sent to hospital.
 
Meanwhile, with his release from prison imminent, renowned criminal Clifford Bentley is preparing for an upcoming bank robbery that he and his family are carrying out for gangland kingpin Clay Whitely. With information reaching him that his wife, Renee, has been attacked as a warning from Whitely though, he becomes nervous. 
 
At home, Jane’s mother voices concerns about Jane’s chosen vocation and wishes she were more like her younger sister, Pam, who is about to be married. However, determined and ambitious Jane is adamant she’s going to help catch the killer though.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184821 +0000" stop="20260307193406 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The police delve deeper into the murder of Julie-Ann Collins, setting their sights on the driver of the car the victim was last seen climbing into. However, as the hunt gets under way, relations become strained between Jane and DI Bradfield when she walks her drunken boss home one night.

Meanwhile, Clifford Bentley is fuming over the attack on his wife by gangland kingpin Clay Whiteley and launches a revenge attack - putting his family's criminal interests in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180425 +0000" stop="20260307184728 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fin Del Camino - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Linc finds Michael is gone from their Christina Rose yacht after receiving Sucre's message (also intercepted by Mahone, who thinks to have found his way out) scary scumbag T-bag is in Panama City's Fin del Camino hotel with the money. A fire-cracker he pays a local boy to plant shows Michael Mahone's two plants on the plaza, but Bellick pulls his gun at him, accompanied by Fernando who denies sending the message- Schofield smells a trap and states their goals: money for Bellick, Maricruz for Sucre, T-bag for him, then reminds Fernando in private Maricruz is his legitimate priority, not revenge. Sarah Tancredi's trial proceeds, and the judge allows showing Michael's tape clearing her; her lawyer advises to take a twelve year plea, in effect nine years in hard security. When T-bag leaves Mahone's two men tail him, followed by the escapee trio, then Mahone, who is suddenly attacked by Lincoln who calls him the murderer of his dad. The trio surprises and disarms Mahone's duo which carries no FBI-identification, and next T-bag, but hears police sirens outside. After lining up his medals and putting on his uniform, Paul Kellerman shoots himself in the head, but his pistol jams; his sister insists it's a sign to make a new start in life; he goes testify on Sarah's behalf. Instead of money, Fernando finds a girl shot, T-bag makes a run past Bellick while police forces entry; Michael and Sucre follow over the fire escape, a car slightly running over him causes T-bag to be caught again; he deals with Michael to trade his escape -without the money- for information but Schofield decides to dump him at the embassy; the monster finds a screw driver, stabs Fernando and thus causes a car crash, allowing him to run with his precious backpack; Sucre insists Michael runs after him in a palm wood, till he makes a stand with a knife; a broken bottle allows a fight, in no time Michael has the knife on T-bag's throat, who taunts him but still gets stabbed- in the arm, so the police can ea</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184728 +0000" stop="20260307193133 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sona - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Only back at the yacht, Michael notices Lincoln is gone and calls him- Alex Mahone tells him Linc is no cold-blooded killer, so he was overpowered and hand-cuffed, and the ransom is the yacht and the fortune he assumes to be in it, to be agreed in five minutes, now Mahone is even more wanted then the brothers. Kellerman's self-incriminating testimony and documents he brings get all charges against Sarah and Lincoln dropped, him arrested. Mahone calls Kim to fly over immediately. Alex calls his wife, to make her bring the kids for a holiday in her native Colombia, at Cartegena. Despite 30% blood-loss Fernado leaves hospital to report missing Bellick, who is already in jail and gets T-bag's company. Vendor Chaco gets Michael introduced to a local yacht owner to whom he suggests collecting the $100,000 reward on his head, then makes a better offer. Mahone called the police intending to frame the brothers for his intended murder on 'an Asian', but Michael refuses to hand over the money and Kim turns up early, with armed back-up; Mahone runs but is arrested. Kellerman knows the situation he is involved in, and expects to be assasined (unless we are towards a plot surprise,) so his transport to prison is arranged to get car trouble and a masked man shoots him. Chaco delivers to the brothers, who got away with the money and intended to run and never look back, a crummy boat with a priceless surprise: Sarah and the great news for Linc, with good hope for Michael. Just then Kim turns up, refuses the money, aims at Linc- and is shot by Sarah; the police arrives, chasing and trapping the trio- Michael takes the gun and pretends to take Sarah hostage, then lets himself be arrested and locked up in Sona. Malone calls his wife to forget he ever existed- from jail. T-bag expected to be released as agreed reward for baiting the brothers, but the man he hoped to bring him the good news says getting caught broke the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180412 +0000" stop="20260307184928 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arrival - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A man awakes in an isolated desert community called the Village with no idea of how he got there. He is designated Six, as everyone in The Village is referred to only by a number and the Villager's administrator, Two, attempts to assimilate him into the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184928 +0000" stop="20260307193602 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harmony - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Number 6's feeble attempt at escape soon comes to an end and he is returned to the Village. There he is introduced to Number 16 who claims to be his brother. Number 6 is understandably skeptical about it all and has no recollection of 16. He also learns that he is a bus driver by profession, giving tours around the the Village. When he comes across a ship's anchor in the middle of the desert he begins to think there may be another way to escape. We learn more about Number 6's life in New York City and that he had resigned as an analyst with a security company that reviewed CCTV footage from around the world. It is also clear that he was under observation even then. As Number 6 goes from what he thinks is reality to waking dreams, he is no longer sure what is real and what is imagined. Meanwhile, Two tries to deal with his son's growing sense of rebellion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181632 +0000" stop="20260307185939 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Shawn tracks down Lassiter's car with little difficulty after it's stolen. However, Shawn discovers that there's more to the situation than meets the eye and calls Gus back from vacation to help with the investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185939 +0000" stop="20260307194235 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Down the Stretch Comes Murder - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gus and Shawn's childhood nemesis, now a horse jockey, asks the duo for help in discovering why his horses never win. But the investigation develops into a murder case after a jockey dies while racing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181624 +0000" stop="20260307183654 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyler the Creator - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Guest host Tyler, the Creator pranks his famous pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183654 +0000" stop="20260307185719 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Hale - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Guest host Lucy Hale pranks “Pretty Little Liars” costar Ian Harding. Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson are also pranked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185719 +0000" stop="20260307191805 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Guest host Nick Cannon welcomes the New Boyz to Hollywood; Ashley Tisdale; Demi Lavato.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191805 +0000" stop="20260307193851 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dax Shephard - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Dax Shephard returns to Punk’d as guest host as he takes on a Los Angeles Laker, Meta World Peace, pocket dials Chloe Moritz, and gives Lauren Conrad a lesson in recycling.
.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193851 +0000" stop="20260307195949 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miley Cyrus - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Guest host Miley Cyrus pranks victims Kelly Osbourne, Khloe Kardashian and Liam Hemsworth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181316 +0000" stop="20260307183719 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Bouncy Ball - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Bob throws a new ball too hard, the pugs follow clues from their friends to find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183719 +0000" stop="20260307190120 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Total Yodel - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After Bob has trouble learning to yodel, the Pugs decide to go on a mission to the Swiss Alps to get yodeling tips.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190120 +0000" stop="20260307192455 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob's Birthday Wish - S02E10</title>
    <desc>It's Bob's birthday, and his sister, Bonnie, is acting sneaky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192455 +0000" stop="20260307194856 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation: Dinner - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Bob stays late at work and forgets his dinner, the pugs decide to bring it to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183131 +0000" stop="20260307191445 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frescorts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A sexy new client hires Emerson to solve the murder of her best friend Joe. Emerson and the gang discover that Joe had a lot of best friends... and they all had a reason to kill Joe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191445 +0000" stop="20260307195651 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dim Sum, Lose Some - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The wife of a murdered chef, Bao Di, hires Emerson to investigate the death of her husband. They soon discover that Bao was heavily in debt, and wagered his daughter Mei's hand in marriage to cover his markers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185140 +0000" stop="20260307195110 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savage - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Andre’s mayoral campaign picks up speed as Autumn and Uncle Clifford wage war. Mercedes finds herself further entangled in Memphis. Back in Chucalissa, Lil' Murda helps Big Teak find his footing in a broken new world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183431 +0000" stop="20260307192137 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S02E05</title>
    <desc>February 6, 1964: Although the concert pianist he leaps into is blind, a fact, which bothers his girlfriend's disapproving mother, Sam can still see. At least until an exploding flashbulb blinds him at the crucial moment: when he must rescue his girlfriend from a serial killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182430 +0000" stop="20260307190644 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Carro - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In a bold plan to take over all drug distribution in Phoenix, Teresa makes a deal with the devil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190644 +0000" stop="20260307194858 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Diablo - S03E09</title>
    <desc>To help wipe out her Phoenix rivals, Teresa gets into bed with an ambitious politician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182222 +0000" stop="20260307190525 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caroling Dusk - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Charley's therapist appointment brings to light childhood issues. Nova reunites with Dr. Robert Dubois. Davis meets an intriguing singer. Ralph Angel meets an old friend during a high-pressured situation. Darla finds an unexpected job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190525 +0000" stop="20260307194833 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Line of Our Elders - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Charley's opening celebration for the Queen Sugar Mill suffers a setback, and Nova learns a surprising fact about her late father. Plus, Ralph Angel has a run-in with someone he previously robbed, prompting a huge confession to his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182227 +0000" stop="20260307190554 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Boat to Madness (1) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Quincy and Janet finally get some time off and go on a weeks cruise. They are looking forward to some rest and relaxation together.
Before long their holiday is interrupted. Quincy is visited, late one night, by the captain. One of his crew has been murdered and he would like Quincy's advice. The murderer is caught but he has died before the morning and an autopsy reveals that he could have died from an infectious disease. A disease that could already be spreading throughout the ship!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190554 +0000" stop="20260307194919 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Boat to Madness (2) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>With the cruise ship being prevented from docking at any of the islands in the area it is down to Quincy and Janet to find out exactly what the disease on board is before everyone on the ship finds out and starts panicking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180404 +0000" stop="20260307182606 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weeping Woman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Chi (Rico Rodriguez) learns the scary folk tale of the child-stealing river witch called "La Llorona." He soon comes face to face with the terrifying creature and must defeat her to save his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182606 +0000" stop="20260307184748 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intruders - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A young girl, who's been unhappy ever since the birth of her baby brother, makes a deal with a seemingly harmless forest creature who promises to give the girl a better life with a new family in exchange for her baby brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184748 +0000" stop="20260307190930 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaceman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Aaron (Will Shadley) is a lonely boy who is given a toy space helmet by a neighborhood woman. The helmet begins receiving calls, however there are no batteries in it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190930 +0000" stop="20260307193112 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Eye - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's always a good day for Georgia (Mackenzie Foy) when she gets a postcard from her traveling father away in another country, but soon she has reason to believe that he is being followed by someone and decides to figure out what's going on before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193112 +0000" stop="20260307195253 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Imaginary Friend - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Shawn (Ryan Lee) is happy to make friends with a mysterious being named Travis, but soon the two are faced with a dilemma when Shawn's brother begins to butt heads with Travis, who just so happens to be an imaginary being, and perhaps even a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181058 +0000" stop="20260307190319 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Till Death Do Us Part - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Jutuls decide to play along with Magne's antics to make him more open to Saxa's plan. Feeling rejected by everyone, Laurits finds support in Jens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190319 +0000" stop="20260307194609 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losing My Religion - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Under Saxa's spell, Magne continues to fall further from himself — a perfect distraction for Fjor to enact his vicious plan and set a dangerous trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184300 +0000" stop="20260307193431 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Dancing Death - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When the son of a gypsy queen is murdered, she insists one of the drovers did it and demands the killer be found and turned over. Gil rebuffs her, prompting the old woman to predict trouble for the drive, which does start to happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181134 +0000" stop="20260307185923 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Apologies - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the mystery deepens, Reacher teams up with an old colleague and Finlay makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185923 +0000" stop="20260307194703 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papier - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As the town is rocked by another murder, Reacher heads to New York and learns the truth about the illegal business in Margrave, while Roscoe faces danger in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181937 +0000" stop="20260307184300 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunting of Heck House - S06E04</title>
    <desc>In  flashback, the Ghostbusters recount their most dangerous exploit: the time they spent the night in Heck House, the most haunted house on the planet, inhabited by thousands of ghosts! For their troubles they are to receive a million dollars apiece, provided they survive the evening until dawn, without their Proton Packs!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184300 +0000" stop="20260307190625 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mean Green Teen Machine - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Mean Green Teen Machine, three reptilian-like surfing ghosts, catch a wave into New York City in order to satisfy their unquenchable craving for pizza. After a day of battling the three ghosts, the Ghostbusters decide to test Egon's latest machine which can provide any desired dream... or nightmare!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190625 +0000" stop="20260307192948 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spacebusters - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Winston is accepted to the National Space Program as a civilian expert in supernatural phenomena, but during his visit at the space station he comes across a class seven alien ghosts that is sucking the energy and atoms out of his fellow astronauts!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192948 +0000" stop="20260307195310 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Left Fang - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The mysterious disappearance of all of the ghosts in a haunted Transylvanian town is threatening their tourism and economy. The Ghostbusters are called in to bring the ghosts back, but they meet an evil Count who wants to stop them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180826 +0000" stop="20260307182954 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coral and Nicole are Outkasts - S10E09</title>
    <desc>So we start off this week with a familiar scene...Nicole and Coral yelling and giving one of their roommates a hard time. However, this time they aren't yelling at the boys, but at Rachel. It seems that Nicole and Coral were giving Rachel a hard time and she finally got to the end of her rope and starting crying. The general opinion in the house now is that Coral and Nicole are isolating themselves more and more each day from the rest of the roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182954 +0000" stop="20260307185122 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coral vs. Mike - S10E03</title>
    <desc>The tension between Mike and Coral continues when Mike is unaware that February is Black History Month. Coral is unwilling to give him any slack, and it is clear that the other roommates think she is being unreasonable. Malik, on the other hand, is really patient with Mike and offers to teach him about one black figure every day of the month.  Nicole tries to overcome her insecurities and agrees to go on a date with a guy named Rene that she met at a club. Though she's physically attracted to him, she is turned off when he admits that he voted for George Bush. She decides not to see him again because of his conservative beliefs. When she returns home, Malik pours her a glass of orange juice, and she remarks, ""why am I going out when I got it at home?""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185122 +0000" stop="20260307191249 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get a Nightlife! - S10E04</title>
    <desc>As the roommates explore the nightlife of NYC, Rachel's having a tough time being the youngest roommate and under 21. The female roommates convince Rachel that a little makeup, a tube top, and a fake ID are her tickets to a fun night out. Rachel isn't quite ready for a scamming guy who informs her that she is making him ""hard."" Will Rachel ever venture out again at night?   On the hook-up front, Lori is falling even harder for Kevin, if that's possible. The situation gets even more complicated when Kevin kisses Lori in the heat of the moment on the dance floor. However, he quickly qualifies the kiss by telling her that although he finds her attractive, he doesn't want to be with her. Humiliated, Lori begins to notice that Kevin is not only snubbing her, but flirting more with the other female roommates. Will she get over this obsessive crush and find love in NYC?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191249 +0000" stop="20260307193417 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day has arrived and the girls are not happy with their single status. Brace yourself for this one...Mike is in the doghouse again with Coral. It all starts when Mike refers to his visiting female friends as ""some freak panty-droppers."" The female roommates then snub the ""panty-droppers"" and make references to this nickname to their faces. This, of course, pisses Mike off. When he confronts Coral at a house meeting, she lets him have it.  There is a little love in the air, however. Lori finds a new focus for her flirtation: a cute British bartender named Stevie B. Meanwhile, Kevin sends flowers to his girl Emily at home, and Mike enjoys a date and goodnight kiss from ""panty-dropper"" Becky. The female roommates decide to make a statement on V-Day by dressing in black and having a girls' night out. Mike is left alone to sulk. He decides to try and win back Coral's affections by surprising all of the girls with personalized flower vases and cards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193417 +0000" stop="20260307195544 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get a Job - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Mike still can't seem to find his place among the women of the house. They don't want to hang out with him and don't understand his sense of humor. This is quite a shock for him, because he is used to being the funny guy that everyone loves to be around. His only method of release is attending heavy metal concerts such as Linkin Park, which the other roommates refuse to attend.   On a happier note, the roommates are stoked to find out that they'll be working for Arista Records. But the excitement fades for most of the roommates when they discover the job requires them to form a street marketing team focusing on rock bands. Mike, on the other hand, couldn't be happier. Just when he was feeling like the house outcast, he finds something that could possibly change his life. Of course, the first day on the job has to have some drama. Guess who Mike has to share a desk with for the next five months? You got it, Coral. She's more pissed off than we've ever seen her-first when she finds out s</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180205 +0000" stop="20260307182309 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brock's Mulligan - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Van tells his football team that Reba is his and Cheyenne's maid because he's embarassed to admit he lives with his mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Brock tells Reba and Barabra Jean he wants to quit the dentistry business and play professional golf on the senior tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182309 +0000" stop="20260307184419 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shirt Off My Back - S03E15</title>
    <desc>With Kyra's college fund at heart, Reba partners with Barbra Jean to sell handmade patchwork shirts after Barbara Jean convinces Reba to go into business with her. Meanwhile, Cheyenne is horrified when Van decides to shave his head for a football team ritual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184419 +0000" stop="20260307190530 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Act - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Reba and Brock don't know whether to hug or ground Kyra after she admits to punching a classmate who called Cheyenne a slut. Meanwhile, Van gets a bit carried away helping Jake build a volcano for his science fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190530 +0000" stop="20260307192657 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight or Flight - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The entire Hart clan goes into panic mode when Kyra disappears from Brock and Barbra Jean's house in the middle of the night. Meanwhile, an exuberant Van can't understand why Cheyenne is petrified at the thought of appearing with him on a cable sports show, but the tables quickly turn once the cameras start rolling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192657 +0000" stop="20260307194842 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Fix-Up - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Reba is ready to ring Barbra Jean's neck after she finds out that the crazy blonde has secretly planned a blind date for her favorite redhead. To make things even worse, Barbra Jean announces that she and Brock will be coming along on a double date. Meanwhile, Van gets carried away with his bonus money and buys a sports car without including Cheyenne in the big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180443 +0000" stop="20260307182824 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where No Sprite Has Gone Before - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Matrix and AndrAIa find themselves on different sides of a conflict between the mysterious Spectrols and a team of super hero sprites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182824 +0000" stop="20260307185205 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Number 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Matrix is shocked when he finds Mainframe inside a game cube. Dot is there... Phong is there... even Bob! But why did he and AndrAIa reboot as Megabyte and Hexadecimal? And who is Number One?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185205 +0000" stop="20260307191545 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Episode with No Name - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Having finally found a system with ports to the Net, Matrix is overjoyed. But it doesn't last long, when access is blocked as the city comes under siege by a team of... guardians?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191545 +0000" stop="20260307193927 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Crimson Binome - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Matrix and Andraia meet up with Captain Capacitor who promises to help them find Bob as long as they release his crew from the prison in which the guardians have placed them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183345 +0000" stop="20260307191759 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Destroyer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A reluctant Daniel seeks help. Unsettling news leads to an intense debate at the Talbots. CJ Pickens bears some startling news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180448 +0000" stop="20260307183431 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queeg - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Holly’s absent-mindedness allows a meteorite to hit Red Dwarf, endangering the crew and damaging Rimmer’s hologram generator. As an emergency measure, the backup computer Queeg 500 takes over the ship, subjecting its inhabitants to a physical and mental fitness regime that drives them to the point of despair. In a last-ditch bid to reclaim control, Holly proposes a winner-takes-all Chess match, despite accusations that his knowledge stems from the Junior Encyclopaedia Of Space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183431 +0000" stop="20260307190258 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallel Universe - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Believing his new “Holly Hop Drive” can return the crew to Earth in a matter of seconds, Holly instead sends them to a parallel dimension with its own Red Dwarf. In this reality, Lister is a beer-swilling tomboy, Rimmer a stilted female bureaucrat, and the Cat, to the horror of his visiting alter-ego, is a dog. In a night they’ll all regret, the crews mingle, the drink starts flowing and one thing leads to another, the repercussions for Lister being unnaturally severe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190258 +0000" stop="20260307193020 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backwards - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Under Rimmer’s supervision, Kryten takes a driving lesson at the wheel of Starbug, Red Dwarf’s newly-revealed scout ship. A chance meeting with a wormhole, however, sends student and teacher to a world that literally has everything backwards. Conversations end at the beginning, fights un-blacken eyes, and beer tastes best when vomited into the glass. By the time Lister and the Cat mount a rescue, their crewmates have discovered the bizarre upside of life in reverse motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193020 +0000" stop="20260307195855 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marooned - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Holly’s discovery of “five black holes” in Red Dwarf’s path prompts the crew to abandon ship, Rimmer and Lister crashing on a nearby ice planet when Starbug collides with a meteorite. With hope fading as the days pass, the marooned pair must sacrifice more than just their rivalry to survive, Lister’s diet reduced to dog food and the only thing he hates more: Pot Noodles. The need for firewood, meanwhile, soon imperils their most prized possessions: Rimmer’s camphor wood trunk and Lister’s guitar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181119 +0000" stop="20260307183835 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spelling Bee - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The men of the Lodge decide to submit a couple of entrants into a spelling contest with a thousand dollar prize. Red uses ceiling fans to improve his car's gas mileage. Hap recounts his fight with Sonny Liston. Walter and Bill make an adventure out of splitting wodd and building a campfire. Red has a device that signals your wife's mood before you go in the house, and also demonstrates how to use a model train to clean your eavestroughs. 

Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Gordon Pinsent, Joel Harris, Samantha Weinstein, Rick Green.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183835 +0000" stop="20260307190550 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay It Forward - S13E09</title>
    <desc>The men try to re-instate their unemployment benefits by pretending to work for each other for money. Red designs a car that can be driven with driver in full recline. Edgar Montrose needs help distinguishing nitro from mouthwash. Walter and Bill have an adventure playing Foosball. Red makes a giant bobblehead and a fridge that makes you look slim. 

Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Graham Greene, Rick Green, Joel Harris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190550 +0000" stop="20260307193304 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Possum Day - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Instead of Ground Hog Day, the Lodge members celebrate Possum Day where a possum predicts how nuch longer summer will last. Red uses an industrial vacuum to subtly suck vegetables out of a fridge. Winston and Walter has a shoot out with squirt guns. Red makes an all-wheel drive four-wheel steering vehicle out of two K-cars. Ranger Gord presents a safety film on Cliff Diving and Red invents an easy way to add engine fluids whil you're driving. 

Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Peter Keleghan, Joel Harris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180341 +0000" stop="20260307181458 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Dog's Life - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy are about to take that last long walk at the dog pound when a sweet rich old lady falls for them and adopts them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181458 +0000" stop="20260307182658 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Yölkeo - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In this parody of Pinocchio, Renwaldo, the village of Egg Smithëe, makes a puppet boy name Egg Yölkeo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182658 +0000" stop="20260307183856 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Header - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ren can't stand Stimpy anymore, so he sends Stimpy on a one-way ticket out of town. Then they are hit by a bus and get united (literally) in a cheap hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183856 +0000" stop="20260307185056 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scotsman in Space - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy take off on an exciting Space adventure, starring the scotsman Haggis</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185056 +0000" stop="20260307190303 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pixie King - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy find themselves in elf &amp; gnome world where everyone happily works to graduate to Pixie status.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190303 +0000" stop="20260307191458 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aloha Höek - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy are marooned &amp; starving on a deserted island. They find a dead whale and start living inside it. Later Ren kicks Stimpy out of the rotting whale and Stimpy finds "Big Kahuna", a nice fat man who has food, a hut and girls with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191458 +0000" stop="20260307192657 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insomniac Ren - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ren can't get any sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192657 +0000" stop="20260307193846 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Shiny Friend - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Stimpy won't stop watching television.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cheese Rush Days - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy journey to the Blue-Cheese Mountains to become miners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180346 +0000" stop="20260307181015 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape-O-Rama Room - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Lieutenant Dangle responds to a missing person report with Officers Junior and Weigel. The department warns the public about marijuana consumption.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181015 +0000" stop="20260307181653 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Plains Stoner - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Officer Weigel records a helpful tutorial. The officers respond to a dangerous structure fire where they meet up with the Reno Fire Department.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181653 +0000" stop="20260307182413 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garcia Self Deports - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Officer Garcia initiates a self-deportation. Officers Weigel and Kimball respond to an indecent exposure call on an airplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182413 +0000" stop="20260307183050 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gigg - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The department holds a meeting with a local reverend. Lieutenant Dangle and Officers Junior and Weigel respond to a public disturbance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183050 +0000" stop="20260307183741 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gay Cakes - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Lieutenant Dangle and Officer Johnson defuse a disturbance at a bakery. Officer Weigel asks Jeffy for a few favors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183741 +0000" stop="20260307184403 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cellphone Awareness Training - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Lieutenant Dangle addresses the press about a recent scandal. The department undergoes mandatory cell phone training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184403 +0000" stop="20260307185030 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indigenous People's Day - S07E22</title>
    <desc>The department puts on a presentation at a local school. Officers Junior, Kimball, and Jones respond to an urgent distress call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185030 +0000" stop="20260307185702 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats-ident - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate the scene of a tragic train crash. Lieutenant Dangle films a PSA on elderly abuse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185702 +0000" stop="20260307190405 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sofia the Drug Lord - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Multiple officers have a run-in with a powerful drug lord. The department receives surprising results from a recent urine test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190405 +0000" stop="20260307192532 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defunded - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Reno Sheriff’s Department is back on the beat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192532 +0000" stop="20260307194658 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Lieutenant Woman - S08E02</title>
    <desc>There’s a new sheriff in town, and her name is Lt. Donna Fritzgibbons; the deputies are all on high alert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180236 +0000" stop="20260307184632 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 108 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A toddler falls into a feed chute and suffocates (South Franklin Township, Pennsylvania); Following a high-speed chase and foot pursuit, an officer gets stuck in a swamp (Baltimore, Maryland); A woman is trapped in her burning house (December 1986, Olympia, Washington); Ride-along with a Miami undercover cop (Miami, Florida).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184632 +0000" stop="20260307193029 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 109 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A boy accidentally shoots his friend's sister with a rifle (August 1, 1989 - Indianapolis, Indiana); Former NFL player Jerry Anderson dies while saving a boy from drowning (May 27, 1989 Murfreesboro, Tennessee); A 16-year-old boy home sick from school helps the woman living above him rescue her two small children when the apartment catches fire (October 26, 1987 Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180724 +0000" stop="20260307185000 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gay - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When a retired gay firefighter makes a published claim that several firemen who died in 9/11 were closeted gays, Chief Reilly is determined to set the record straight. While attempting to mask the pain of losing his wife and kids, Tommy does Jimmy a favor and spies on his widow which leads to a surprising discovery. The probie must deal with the unexpected repercussions of being a hero after making his first save in a fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185000 +0000" stop="20260307193235 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kansas - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy decides to make life a living hell for his wife's new boyfriend by wreaking havoc on his business and finances. Meanwhile, Chief Reilly faces possible suspension as the result of an altercation with a fellow firefighter and Lou decides to share his poetry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183126 +0000" stop="20260307191525 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Doctor, Run - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Devon and Conrad race against the clock to save the life of a woman who is deteriorating fast from undetermined symptoms. When the patient turns out to be a hero who helps previous criminals get their lives back together, the team relies on her family of ex-cons to help diagnose and treat her. Tensions rise as Nic continues her search for evidence to incriminate Lane, but must simultaneously tend to her sister, Jessie, who is rushed into the ER. Meanwhile, York returns to the hospital with his mother, who is in need of a risky procedure, and comes face-to-face with the stone-cold Dr. AJ Austin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191525 +0000" stop="20260307195924 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Eclipse of the Heart - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In a final and drastic attempt to save Nic from Lane's acts of sabotage, Conrad must call in a favor from the one person he promised he never would. Meanwhile, Mina's partnership with The Raptor takes on new colors when Micah is rushed back to Chastain with major heart complications and Dr. Bell's alliance with Lane is put to the ultimate test when one of her patients is readmitted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180510 +0000" stop="20260307182451 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hero's Retreat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike and the RTF team head out to Rome, Maine to reward US Army Veteran Travis Mills, who has founded a retreat for wounded combat veterans and their families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182451 +0000" stop="20260307184454 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeding the First Responders - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mike and his crew head west to Black Diamond, Washington to reward Mamma Ginger and the Soup Ladies; a volunteer organization feeding home cooked meals to first responders on the front lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184454 +0000" stop="20260307190539 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Man - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mike and the crew are in Richmond, CA to learn more about music teacher Tim Wilson and the inspiring band program he created.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190539 +0000" stop="20260307192647 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pens and Pencils All in a Rowe - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This week on a very special Bring-Your-Parents-To-Work-Day episode of Returning the Favor... Mike picks up his parents; John and Peggy in his hometown of Baltimore, MD to surprise former teacher Melissa Badeker, founder of the Baltimore Teachers Supply Swap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192647 +0000" stop="20260307194655 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Dress Rescue - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and the crew are in Glen Burnie, Maryland to meet an amazing seamstress, Denise Simmons, who came to the rescue of 80+ brides when a national bridal retail store suddenly closed its doors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180813 +0000" stop="20260307182913 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Co-Host; Ass-Slap; Helen Keller; Forgiveness - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Forrest swaps roles with A.J., tries to live like Helen Keller and visits Suzanne to review forgiveness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182913 +0000" stop="20260307185113 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cryogenics; Lightning; Last Review - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Forrest sets out to cryogenically freeze himself and gets struck by lightning; Forrest receives a surprising message from Suzanne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185113 +0000" stop="20260307191226 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealing, Addiction, Prom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Forrest gets carried away while reviewing theft, finds that his threshold for addiction is high except when it comes to cocaine and takes his son's babysitter to prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191226 +0000" stop="20260307193326 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Tape, Racist, Hunting - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Forrest makes a sex tape, tries his hand at being a racist and goes hunting with his father-in-law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193326 +0000" stop="20260307195355 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Forrest hits rock bottom after divorcing Suzanne and forcing himself to eat an unhealthy number of pancakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182015 +0000" stop="20260307184137 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rick, The Mort &amp; The Ugly - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Some guys wanna rebuild the citadel, broh. Seems like a bad idea, broh. Yeehaw stuff, broh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184137 +0000" stop="20260307190413 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation of Jerry - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Broh is risen. The Smiths learn the true meaning of Easter. Kind of. Broh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190413 +0000" stop="20260307192549 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cryo Mort a Rickver - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Broh! Rick and Morty wanna rob a ship in cryosleep. But people are light sleepers, broh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192549 +0000" stop="20260307194743 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The CuRicksous Case of Bethjamin Button - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The brohs goes to a theme park Rick loves. Beth and Space Beth stay behind and regress or something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180636 +0000" stop="20260307182736 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino LXXVII - S39E27</title>
    <desc>Rob Dyrdek, Steelo Brim, and Carly Aquilino put their heads together in HEAD HAMMERS, step outside for some ice cold WINTER GYMNASTICS, and throw it all up for VOMIT FOUNTAINS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182736 +0000" stop="20260307184836 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino LXXVIII - S39E28</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Carly Aquilino try and kick it with LAME KICKS, head downstairs for BASEMENT BRUISES and end up ALMOST PHONELESS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184836 +0000" stop="20260307190937 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino LXXIX - S39E29</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Carly Aquilino explore some cursed denim in JORTS JINX, give a boost to some kids who are TOO YOUNG FOR LADDERS, and look forward to when they'll have OLD PEOPLE PROBLEMS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190937 +0000" stop="20260307193038 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brooke Schofield - S39E30</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Brooke Schofield celebrate the male brain with DUDE SMART, spend time with some unique dogs in STRANGE PUPS, and accidentally smack skulls in HEAD TO HEAD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193038 +0000" stop="20260307195139 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brooke Schofield II - S39E31</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Brooke Schofield bust through the door with ACHY ARRIVALS, get the girls together for PARTY GIRL PAIN, and witness the struggle of screen doors with KIDS VS. SCREENS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182313 +0000" stop="20260307184841 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mail Order Groom - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184841 +0000" stop="20260307191406 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Case of Identity - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191406 +0000" stop="20260307193950 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visitor - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183406 +0000" stop="20260307191626 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Ripper - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Angler Jeremy Wade investigates his most disturbing case yet - the story of a man who had his face ripped off in a remote Bolivian river. The journey through dangerous jungle ends with a confrontation with one of his oldest adversaries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191626 +0000" stop="20260307195811 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atomic Assassin - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Extreme angler Jeremy Wade is on the trail of a monster that leads him to the site of the worst nuclear accident in history - Chernobyl. In a nerve-shredding race against radiation and time, he searches for the perpetrator of a series of grizzly attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180936 +0000" stop="20260307183038 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racing Turtles - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black take a new-found hobby to the extreme when they discover turtle racing at a local bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183038 +0000" stop="20260307185132 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mini-Horse Road Trip - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black think it's high time to show off their beloved animal by entering him in a mini-horse competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185132 +0000" stop="20260307191143 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meaty Goes To Hollywood - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black try to land themselves on the cover of a cereal box, but discover that the world of print modeling is not as easy to crack as they had hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191143 +0000" stop="20260307193150 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinness - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Smashing records is the name of the game when Rob picks up a copy of The Guinness Book and sets his sights on breaking every skateboarding record listed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193150 +0000" stop="20260307195235 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Bob - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Big Black tries to convince Rob that there are hardships to being a big man in America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180352 +0000" stop="20260307181457 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Guitario Center - S07E11</title>
    <desc>A look at the life of a lemming. A song is written about swamps. No one cares about Sleeping Beauty's latest dream. Shredder and April O'Neil embark on a forbidden affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181457 +0000" stop="20260307182613 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noidstrom Rack - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Zybots try to unite with the Autobots. There's a look behind the scenes at what happened during medieval times. The night crew of the Enterprise go on a adventure. Man-E-Faces experience being a star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182613 +0000" stop="20260307183725 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor; what James Potter did while in animal form; Disney Princesses fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183725 +0000" stop="20260307184845 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walking Dead Lobster - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Kim Possible takes a trip to North Korea; Beanie Babies turn a man's life around; and the Robot Chicken Nerd takes an adventure with Doctor Who.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184845 +0000" stop="20260307190004 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria's Secret of NIMH - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190004 +0000" stop="20260307191130 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Bitch Pudding seeks revenge on the citizens of Pastryville after they try to have her eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191130 +0000" stop="20260307192259 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batman Forever 21 - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Bear Grylls deals with Wild Things; Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station; Brainy Smurf manipulates events; and Baloo discovers his roots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192259 +0000" stop="20260307193350 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Dumbledore breaks bad; a war on the Kitchen Commandos; where sheep go after being counted; and G.I. Joe Extreme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193350 +0000" stop="20260307194502 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipotle Miserables - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Velociraptors from "Jurassic Park" learn to be clever; the possible cancellation of "Robot Chicken."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194502 +0000" stop="20260307195626 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garbage Sushi - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Godzilla fights Jason; Bob the Builder gets competition from Handy Manny; Dinosaur Train proves improbable; and the Little Match girl finds a new, more dangerous use for her matches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180304 +0000" stop="20260307182617 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otto Hangs 11 - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Otto celebrates his 11th birthday and thinks he might be old enough to turn pro. With his resolution to not waste any more time, will his friends get annoyed with his newfound ambitions? Meanwhile, Raymundo tries to re-live his youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182617 +0000" stop="20260307184929 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reggie's Big (Beach) Break (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Otto, Reggie, Twister and Sam are enthusiastic to have their hometown playing host to a seven-day beach-break television special featuring extreme sports, celebrity skateboarder appearances and a concert performed by a pink-haired pop artist named Shaffika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184929 +0000" stop="20260307191242 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reggie's Big (Beach) Break (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Otto, Reggie, Twister and Sam are enthusiastic to have their hometown playing host to a seven-day beach-break television special featuring extreme sports, celebrity skateboarder appearances and a concert performed by a pink-haired pop artist named Shaffika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191242 +0000" stop="20260307193554 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reggie's Big (Beach) Break (3) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Otto, Reggie, Twister and Sam are enthusiastic to have their hometown playing host to a seven-day beach-break television special featuring extreme sports, celebrity skateboarder appearances and a concert performed by a pink-haired pop artist named Shaffika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193554 +0000" stop="20260307195935 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rocket X-Mas - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ray spots a classic 10-foot longboard in a local surf shop. But the price is too much for his wallet this holiday season. So Reggie and Otto decide to surprise him with it for Christmas! To make the cash they need, they start walking the neighborhood dogs. The job goes well, until Otto loses sight of his canine charges!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181203 +0000" stop="20260307182416 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.W.A.K. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Rocko tries to get a love letter back that was intended for his mail carrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182416 +0000" stop="20260307183633 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Meatball - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ed Bighead earns a series of promotions by relying on a ""Magic Meatball"" (kinda like a ""Magic 8-Ball"") to make business decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183633 +0000" stop="20260307184900 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closet Clown - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ed Bighead has trouble accepting the fact that he enjoys being a clown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184900 +0000" stop="20260307190049 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seat to Stardom - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Heffer's friendship is strained when Rocko unwittingly finds fame as a high-fashion underwear model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190049 +0000" stop="20260307191334 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High-Five of Doom - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Heffer think that Filburt is an alien who vaporizes Earthlings by high-fiving them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191334 +0000" stop="20260307192559 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Burgers - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Rocko loses a frivolous law suit to Flecko the fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192559 +0000" stop="20260307195021 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heff in a Handbasket - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Heffer unknowingly trades his soul for an opportunity to be on a TV game show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183318 +0000" stop="20260307192103 +0000" channel="C1547.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kalends of February - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Pullo and Vorenus are now heroes in the eyes of the Roman rank and file because of their arena feats. This causes Caesar to bestow rewards to those he might normally punish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181715 +0000" stop="20260307185859 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When a toddler is found at the scene of a crime, John and Bailey must decide whether to let the child go to a shelter for the night or care for her themselves. Meanwhile, when someone from his past returns, Tim disappears and leaves Lucy in the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Following their time as foster parents, Bailey has decided she wants to have a baby and forces John to reconsider their decision to not have children. Meanwhile, John and Celina discover a prison escapee whom they fear is out for revenge and race to find her before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181250 +0000" stop="20260307185320 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls' Night Out - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Traci worries that she mishandled the investigation into a car accident that yielded a dead body; Chris realizes he has feelings for Gail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185320 +0000" stop="20260307193437 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messy Houses - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Andy answers a domestic disturbance call to find the social worker on the scene is her estranged mother; Sam, Nick, Chris and Gail search for a mother and her two children; a stash of guns recovered by Detective Barber turns up on the streets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181620 +0000" stop="20260307183821 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183821 +0000" stop="20260307190023 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Youth - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190023 +0000" stop="20260307192223 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Married Female - S07E18</title>
    <desc>In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192223 +0000" stop="20260307194427 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Rosey - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180947 +0000" stop="20260307183918 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royle Family at Christmas - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Baby David's first birthday comes around and the Royle's sit down as they did last Christmas. This time they are joined by Darren and Emma, including her parents. Emma's father, Roger can't seem to stop boasting which annoys Jim. When they leave, an unhappy and mad Jim gets the best present of them all</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183918 +0000" stop="20260307190721 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bills, Bills, Bills - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is annoyed when the latest telephone bill arrives just before Dave and Denise's wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190721 +0000" stop="20260307193553 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Ends Meat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is getting more and more worried about finding the money to pay for his daughter's wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180714 +0000" stop="20260307183110 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To School - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Didi watches a Dr. Lipschitz video, which basically includes a few pointers on childcare, plus an obligatory plug for more videos. Afterward, she looks at her trusty Lipschitz book, but, when she notices the book's title, "Dr. Lipschitz A to Z, Birth to 5", she worries about what will happen when Tommy turns 6, as, of course, that book only covers children up to 5 years of age. Thinking that using Lipschitz as a crutch would turn dangerous in the years ahead, Didi decides to enroll at a community college for classes in childhood development, with plans on eventually getting a masters degree in that field. However, when the Rugrats hears that Didi is going "back to school", they think that everything is going backwards, and they become more fearful of that fact when they observe Spike walking with a baby bottle in his mouth, and Stu taking Dil back to the hospital (in reality, for a checkup).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183110 +0000" stop="20260307185506 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Dreams - S08E22</title>
    <desc>At a sleep-over at Tommy's house, the Rugrats have vivid dreams, except for Chuckie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185506 +0000" stop="20260307191902 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Step At A Time - S08E23</title>
    <desc>A new "Follow Me Reptar" toy, one of Active Child Magazine's 10 best toys, inspires the Rugrats to get Dil to walk. As they try to do so, Stu thinks he sees Dil walking on his own. Because of that, Stu rigs up extensive video equipment to capture Dil's every move, so he wouldn't miss it again. Also, The Rugrats and their parents remember when the kids first started walking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191902 +0000" stop="20260307194256 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angelica's Assistant - S08E24</title>
    <desc>With Charlotte busy taking care of business with Jonathan, she puts Angelica in charge of the Rugrats, with one catch -- if she is caught being mean to the Rugrats, then her new Cynthia Dream Yacht sets sail back to the store. But that's not all -- Harold from pre-school is coming over, too. With that in mind, Angelica hires him as her assistant. But while Angelica ordered Harold to boss around the Rugrats, he ended up being a hit with them, to the ire of Angelica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180804 +0000" stop="20260307182941 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uh-Oh It's Magic - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182941 +0000" stop="20260307185117 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singing and Dancing - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Timmy wants to join a singing group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185117 +0000" stop="20260307191239 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Day - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191239 +0000" stop="20260307193402 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zygote - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193402 +0000" stop="20260307195538 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary Chicken - S05E18</title>
    <desc>After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180058 +0000" stop="20260307184237 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snatch Game - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The queens impersonate celebrities in a quick-witted TV game show. With guest judges Candis Cayne and Denis O'Hare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184237 +0000" stop="20260307192417 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9021-HO - S09E07</title>
    <desc>The queens act in a classic 90s high school drama, directed by original Beverly Hills 90210 stars Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180012 +0000" stop="20260307184242 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gunpowder Treason - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The team’s search for an abducted teen leads them to a member of the Witness Protection Program and a decades-old political extremist group. Hondo and his girlfriend disagree over a guest speaker at her community center. Luca worries he’s not physically ready to return to the field. Commander Hicks reconnects with his estranged son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184242 +0000" stop="20260307192352 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel L.A. - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The team must protect a hotel full of civilians after a joint task force mission with the LAPD Gang Division goes wrong, and the city’s most dangerous gang leaders scatter across the building to find an escape. Also, Luca’s efforts to coordinate the team’s mission are complicated when his brother, Terry, a freelance stringer reporter, crosses police lines to shoot footage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181056 +0000" stop="20260307183253 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crucible - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Sabrina's fears become reality when she takes part in a re-creation of the Salem witch trials and is accused of sorcery while defending Jenny's honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183253 +0000" stop="20260307185450 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troll Bride - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When Sabrina can't find her homework, she follows Salem's advice to consult a professional magic finder, but when troll Roland appears and quickly uncovers her missing notebook, he demands her hand in marriage as payment. Following him home to attempt reason she is trapped in his castle and can only be rescued by the prince she loves: Harvey. Has the moment come when he will learn the truth about Sabrina's unusual family? Meanwhile, her aunts try to break the contract with the help of a witchly lawyer "with great legs."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185450 +0000" stop="20260307191630 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabrina Gets Her License (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>An hour-long second season opener finds Sabrina celebrating her 17th birthday - which means that besides presents, she gets her copy of the witches' handbook and instructions to study it for a forthcoming test. But she must also cope with her classwork (including extra algebra), her responsibilities to boyfriend Harvey (including baking cookies and making a poster of him for the school dance), her shy new friend Valerie, and Libby's plot to take over as editor of the school newspaper. Exhaustion causes her to fail her preliminary exam, and be sentenced to witch boot camp; and her aunts are not allowed to warn her about the more serious penalty if she fails a second time. Meanwhile, when Hilda and Zelda's 300-year-old bond matures, Zelda decides to switch from physics to chemistry and buy a top of the line "lab-top" chemical laboratory which naturally proves irresistible to Hilda, Salem and Sabrina; and Salem makes off with some of the cash to buy new cat toys and a meal at a sushi bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191630 +0000" stop="20260307193727 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabrina Gets Her License (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Sabrina plans to escape from boot camp to be with Harvey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193727 +0000" stop="20260307195909 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dummy for Love - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With Cupid's assistance, Sabrina plays matchmaker for a reluctant Aunt Hilda and her new, smitten Vice Principal, Mr. Kraft, in order to avoid detention for a controversial editorial she's written, and tries to get Kirk to fall for Valerie. Meanwhile, Zelda is in deep trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her postponement letter for Witches' Council Duty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180508 +0000" stop="20260307182804 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got Glue Babe - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A failed 'togetherness' spell results in Gem and Sabrina getting stuck together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182804 +0000" stop="20260307185100 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Meets Bike - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A bike Sabrina gets Harvey usin magic takes on a mind of it's own during a bike race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185100 +0000" stop="20260307191357 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upside Down Town - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Sabrina makes a magic cake that makes everyone change their ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191357 +0000" stop="20260307193653 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Norma - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Sabrina wants to be part of the cheerleading squad next year. Everything's perfact untill her old time freind from kindergarten comes and ruins everything. The cheerleading squad say's she has to ditch norma to have a better chance of being in the squad. So sabrina give norma a makeover but it fails. So she uses the spooky jar and makes everyone like norma . But the spell get's out of hand and sabrina brakes the spell and does'nt want to be in the squad. And stays freinds with norma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193653 +0000" stop="20260307195950 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stage Fright - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Romeo is brought into reality so Zelda can have a prom date and so Sabrina can get a little help from him about love. But when Enchantra makes a surprise visit, hell breaks loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181720 +0000" stop="20260307184035 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art is an Explosion of Love: Chibiusa’s First Love - S03E18</title>
    <desc>In art class, Chibiusa falls in love with a boy in her class. But the boy does not like her back, in fact, he's in love with the teacher, Michiru Kaioh. This makes Chibiusa mad. Chibiusa will do anything to impress him, of course Usagi tries to help too, guess where that leaves Chibiusa. The daimon made from clay attacks the boy and everyone there. Eugeal drives away like a coward after being yelled at. Neptune and Uranus fight the clay things, and Uranus is knocked over the edge. Neptune throws it into the water and it dies. Uranus gets back up and throws away the other one. The boys heart is not pure, and he is saved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184035 +0000" stop="20260307190350 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usagi Dancing to the Waltz - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Usagi and the girls are studying at Mamoru's house, when a man named Edwards comes at the door, speaking English, and invites them all to a party...however, Mamoru must now be able to teach them English. At the party, Usagi is behind on her English skills, winds up getting drunk and Haruka winds up being the hit of the party. When the daimons attack, they transform...and must now saved Edwards pure heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190350 +0000" stop="20260307192646 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shocking Moment: Everyone’s Identities Revealed - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Minako becomes upset that a Daimon had not attacked her, and she feels that she does not have a pure heart. She is attacked, and her pure heart is taken from her. The Outer Senshi and Guardian Senshi learn each others identities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192646 +0000" stop="20260307195001 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death of Uranus and Neptune: The Talismans Appear - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The time has come! Eugeal wants a fight with Neptune and Uranus, and they will sacrifice even each other to get the talismans. But then they learn that they, and Pluto, hold the talismans. Neptune's Mirror, Uranus' Sword and Pluto's Garnet Orb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182221 +0000" stop="20260307184631 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Pinsky - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Pinskey and Sponge start a camp newspaper. While Sponge is writing actual news stories, Pinskey starts a gossip column, which soon becomes very popular. When he writes that Telly may have cheated at a recent sports event, it starts to get everyone into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184631 +0000" stop="20260307191040 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture the Flag - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Donkeylips wants to play on the offensive side of the camp's Capture the Flag team, but even though he knows the strategy, he is put on defense because he is so slow. But when the offensive crew is captured by the enemy, it is up to Donkeylips to lead the defense team to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191040 +0000" stop="20260307193451 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Mrs. Tibbs - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mona Tibbs, the mail lady, has joined the park service to be closer to Ug. He thinks this is good because she will go easy on the camp when she comes to inspect it. Instead, she nitpicks every little thing and reports the camp for several infractions. The campers decide to make it worse by pointing out more flaws, hoping to be put in a hotel while the camp is fixed if it is shut down. They find out, however, that they would be transferred to other camps. They quickly set out to clean up camp and help Mona and Ug patch things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193451 +0000" stop="20260307195906 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Kahn, Jr. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ellen, Dr. Kahn's niece, comes to visit camp, and Ug orders the campers to treat her like royalty. She is a real brat and the gang is ready to use vigilante justice on her, but Ug, though he is also bothered by Ellen, stops them because he is trying to gat a raise. The gang decides to try the silent treatment, which sends Ellen over the edge. In the end, the gang gets the ultimate revenge, and Ug gets his raise for teaching Ellen a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181035 +0000" stop="20260307185351 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manchurian Candidate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Darius, Grace and Harris uncover the darkest secret yet; Liam reconnects with Jillian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185351 +0000" stop="20260307193429 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoners - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Darius forms a dangerous alliance in order to destroy the dark money forces of Q17. Also, Grace takes action when surprising news jolts her world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180006 +0000" stop="20260307182248 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#RevengeOfTheBritBrats - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gwen and Ruby return and drive a wedge between Sam and Cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182248 +0000" stop="20260307184530 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#MotorcycleMystery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Sam, Dice, and Goomer go to a mixed-martial arts fight, leaving Cat at home to study. Sam's motorcycle goes missing. Cat loses her memory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184530 +0000" stop="20260307190812 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#SecretSafe - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel leading to a secret room. Cat films herself for 24 hours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190812 +0000" stop="20260307193045 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#OscarTheOuch - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine babysit a very accident-prone boy named Oscar. They then try their best to make Oscar have fun while keeping him safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193045 +0000" stop="20260307195327 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#DollSitting - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat are hired to baby-sit a doll on Halloween. Cat thinks she turned Dice into a monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181745 +0000" stop="20260307184108 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elegy of Entrapment, Verse 2 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jin learns the Way of Water, a woman's sorrow comes to an end, and Mugen both gives and receives an assassin's last gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184108 +0000" stop="20260307190433 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cosmic Collisions - S01E22</title>
    <desc>On the way to Nagasaki the trio falls in a hole and ends up in a mine. The trio ends up working for the owner of the mine for a share of the treasure. As the days drag on Fuu discovers that they are becoming more and more like the seemingly-alive workers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190433 +0000" stop="20260307192759 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baseball Blues - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An anachronistic batch of American belligerents sail into town and a canny ninja-turned-team manager enlists our heroes to do battle with them on the field of honor...which in this case is a baseball diamond. Behold Mugen's pitching skills and tremble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192759 +0000" stop="20260307195122 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evanescent Encounter (Part 1) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fuu, Mugen and Jin have finally arrived in Nagasaki to find Ikitsuki island in search of the Sunflower Samurai.  There seems to be one small problem that might keep them from getting there though.  A group of assassins are following closely behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181901 +0000" stop="20260307184134 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXXIII: Jack and the Creature - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Whilst crossing a desert to seek the Crystal of Cagliostoro, Jack comes across a oasis. He unwittingly disturbs an overly friendly creature, who begins following Jack, messing up Jack's every move along his quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184134 +0000" stop="20260307190402 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXXIV: Jack and the Swamp Monster - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jack finds a swamp where a foul-tempered hermit answers his call. The wizard tells Jack of the titan Chronos and his powers over space and time, now locked within three pieces of armor set with gems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190402 +0000" stop="20260307192556 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXXV: Jack and the Haunted House - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jack travels through a swampland, when he comes across a small shadow crying in the distance.  After approaching the being, it drops a small toy doll and Jack follows it back to a small house in hopes of giving the item back to the creature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192556 +0000" stop="20260307194834 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXXVI: Jack, the Monks, and the Ancient Master's Son - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jack meets two Shaolin monks and after a brief fight he convinces them of his credentials and they take him to see their Grand Master at their hidden temple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181746 +0000" stop="20260307184254 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanford and Gong - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Lamont, Fred and Bubba face the music as contestants on The Gong Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184254 +0000" stop="20260307190735 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Today, Gone Today - S06E14</title>
    <desc>To reupholster Fred's furniture as a gift, Lamont and Esther convince him the furniture was stolen, but Fred buys tacky new pieces with the insurance money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190735 +0000" stop="20260307193206 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Meets Redd - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Fred enters a Redd Foxx look-alike contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193206 +0000" stop="20260307195709 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chinese Torture (a.k.a.) The Defiant One - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Grady's attempt at magic results in Fred and Esther being handcuffed together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184537 +0000" stop="20260307195233 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric Idle/Kate Bush - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sketches include "Telepsychic Ray," "Julia Child," "Madrigal," "The Woman He Loved," "What Do You?", "Candy Slice," "Consumer Probe," "Singing Dog Agent," and "Cochise at Oxford".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180651 +0000" stop="20260307183016 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Teacher's Strike - S04E15</title>
    <desc>To go on a ski trip, the gang conjures up a teacher's strike only to learn that it could affect the academic bowl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183016 +0000" stop="20260307185319 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slater's Sister - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Slater is rejoined by his long lost sister who he hasn't seen in years and Zack finds himself falling for her. Slater doesn't approve of their romance and is determine to stop it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185319 +0000" stop="20260307191643 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Senior Prom - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The Gang tries to raise enough money to hold a senior prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191643 +0000" stop="20260307193901 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Video Yearbook - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The gang decide to make a video version of the annual yearbook, but Zack has other ideas and decides to use it to sell a dating video made from the video clips. However, he regrets his decision after Screech mistakenly puts Kelly on the video and she starts getting calls from other guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184424 +0000" stop="20260307193037 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Orleans - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In New Orleans Conor becomes victim to culturally bespoke scams unique to this city. He starts by experiencing street level scammers …the small fry that feed off the Mardi Gras Street Carnival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180124 +0000" stop="20260307182311 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Car - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Moira try to get a deal on a used car while David helps Stevie put her great aunt to rest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182311 +0000" stop="20260307184500 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Test - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel and David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184500 +0000" stop="20260307190647 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rooms by the Hour - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise and David helps Moira with a film audition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190647 +0000" stop="20260307192838 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder Mystery - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Stevie pitch a nearby golf course on a package deal with the motel. Moira tries to get out of an invitation to Twyla’s murder mystery party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192838 +0000" stop="20260307195026 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>General Store - S03E07</title>
    <desc>David plans a new business venture, while Alexis adjusts to her first day at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180343 +0000" stop="20260307181606 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Louse at the White House (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Velma invites the gang to a NASA banquet at the White House, but the ghosts of Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses S. Grant and George Washington show up during the event and cause chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181606 +0000" stop="20260307182747 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Louse at the White House (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Velma invites the gang to a NASA banquet at the White House, but the ghosts of Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ulysses S. Grant and George Washington show up during the event and cause chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182747 +0000" stop="20260307184018 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 'Dooby Dooby Doo' Ado - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang visit Scooby's relative Dooby Dooby Doo in Las Vegas where his gig is attacked by the Laser Band Thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184018 +0000" stop="20260307185250 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showboat Scooby - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Scooby's southern cousin Dixie Doo is being haunted by a Civil War ghost during a performance on her showboat, and Scooby and the gang try to help her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185250 +0000" stop="20260307190523 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherlock Doo (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Fred joins the gang in a mystery-solvers' contest at the home of Sherlock Holmes in London where they encounter the other contest participants Iggy and Ziggy Moriarty. While solving one of Sherlock Holmes’s old cases, the Ghost of Sherlock Holmes appears. But is his goal to assist the gang in solving the mystery or frame them for a theft?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190523 +0000" stop="20260307191807 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherlock Doo (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Fred joins the gang in a mystery-solvers' contest at the home of Sherlock Holmes in London where they encounter the other contest participants Iggy and Ziggy Moriarty. While solving one of Sherlock Holmes’s old cases, the Ghost of Sherlock Holmes appears. But is his goal to assist the gang in solving the mystery or frame them for a theft?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191807 +0000" stop="20260307193043 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Scary Duel with a Cartoon Ghoul - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A cartoon villain named Monster Mutt jumps out of a TV and wreaks havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193043 +0000" stop="20260307194321 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E*I*E*I*O - S06E24</title>
    <desc>While the gang goes on mysteries on a countryside at Old MacDonald’s E.I.E.I.O. (short for Experimental Institute for Evolutionary Improvement of Organisms). A genetic experiment on a field mouse making it a thirty-foot tall monster mouse and terrorize his farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194321 +0000" stop="20260307195558 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nutcracker Scoob (1) - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A scrooge named Winslow Nickelby tries to close down a children's home so he can have it for himself. Meanwhile, a ghost is also haunting the children's home, just when Fred and the gang decorate for Christmas. Could these two things have any connection?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180451 +0000" stop="20260307182719 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make a Beeline Away from That Feline - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Daphne's Aunt wins hands down for strangeness. Turns out her Aunt likes to morph into a cat creature and rob jewlery stores in her sleep. Talk about crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182719 +0000" stop="20260307184947 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creepy Creature of Vulture's Claw - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Velma sure knows a lot of professors. Turns out her buddy, Professor Greer, is being stalked by a humanoid mantis, and man is this bad bug a creep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184947 +0000" stop="20260307191216 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diabolical Disc Demon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At first glance, it would appear that Gene Simmons of Kiss fame is the Diabolical Disc Demon. But it isn't! The Demon is real and it has decided to haunt Jimmy Lewis, a rock 'n' roll star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191216 +0000" stop="20260307193443 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby's Chinese Fortune Kooky Caper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In China, the gang runs into the Moon Monster. Legend has it that if you run into his shadow, you will get turned into stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193443 +0000" stop="20260307195716 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Menace in Venice - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to visit their friend Antonio in Venice, Italy, and find that he's haunted by the ghost of an ancestor, the Ghostly Gondoleer, who seeks to steal the ancient necklace/family heirloom Antonio wears!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182017 +0000" stop="20260307184234 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backstage Rage - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While coming home from pizza, Shaggy finds a violin case full of money. While calling the gang Scooby-Doo goes to help an injured poodle and the money is taken. The gang suspects that the money was fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184234 +0000" stop="20260307190448 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedlam in the Big Top - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang rescues two circus people who tell them that they have left a circus because it's bad luck. The ring master tells them of a mysterious person called 'The Ghost Clown' who is responsible for the many strange accidents and incidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190448 +0000" stop="20260307192704 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The gang, on their way to the Frankenstein castle, visits a gypsy who warns them not to go. They ignore her warning and go anyway. The trouble begins when Daphne is taken hostage and the gang finds themselves in the clutches of a trio of monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192704 +0000" stop="20260307194917 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The gang, at the college museum, gets the lead on a dead Egyptian ruler named Inca. According to an ancient superstition, if he were ever removed from his crypt, he would turn the people who moved him to stone. Shaggy finds a rare coin that the Professor is trying to study. The trouble begins when Shaggy accidentally takes the coin and the mummy is loose looking for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181220 +0000" stop="20260307183503 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Red - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a monstrous version of the Freak of Crystal Cove begins appearing in Scooby's nightmares, the gang decides to investigate what's going on. They seek the help of the reclusive hypnotist Professor Horatio Kharon (author of the book Velma has been reading), who has also been seeing the Freak within his dreams as well as appearing in Scooby's. After being hypnotized to enter the dream world, the gang is chased by the Monstrous Freak throughout the dimension. They soon discover the evil entity that was trapped with the cursed treasure, and how previous mystery groups and the people affiliated with the treasure have been manipulated by the entity. The being speaking through Nova tells Mystery Incorporated that they must find the Heart of the Jaguar in order to destroy the evil entity sealed within the crystal sarcophagus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183503 +0000" stop="20260307185740 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Night of the Hunters - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The gang, accompanied by Velma's mom, goes to Yucatán in an attempt to search for the Heart of the Jaguar after Angie's old friend, Professor Enrique Andelusossa, is "consumed by the jungle" near the Temple of the Hunters (the burial site of the Hunters of Secrets where the Heart of the Jaguar is kept). Upon arriving in Yucatán, the gang visits Professor Enrique's antique shop, where they are greeted by his angry wife, who says Mrs. Dinkley is to blame for his disappearance. After hours, the gang returns to the store, only to be attacked by the Mayan Priestess who warns them away from the temple. The gang ignores her threat and travels into the jungle to find the temple. Due to Fred's master trap skills, Mystery Incorporated overcomes the temple's diabolical traps and discovers the Heart of the Jaguar in the tomb. The Priestess attacks, but fails and is captured by the traps in the temple, which she triggered. Afterwards, a woman who had been spying on the gang appears, but is revealed as working with Mayor Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185740 +0000" stop="20260307192024 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gates of Gloom - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Once the gang returns to Crystal Cove, they find out that everyone in town has disappeared below ground. Later that day, after witnessing Mayor Nettles and Sheriff Stone vanish, the gang goes to Fred's house to discuss the Planispheric Disc, Nibiru, the cursed treasure, and an upcoming planetary alignment. After the interruption of Kriegstaffelbots, the gang sets off beneath Crystal Cove, and discovers everyone in town working for Professor Pericles and the rest of the original Mystery Incorporated. After hearing a conversation between the old Mystery, Inc., the gang is convinced they have gone crazy, and devise a tactical plan to bust everyone out and shut down the operation. Shaggy and Scooby go undercover as Kriegstaffelbots, while Fred and the girls attack in a suited-up Mystery Machine. After the word is spread, Sheriff Stone has everyone rebel against the Kriegstaffelbots and go on a riot. Soon, the Kriegstaffelbots stop Fred, Velma, and Daphne in their tracks, forcing them to blow up the Mystery Machine (in which everyone thought they were). After all is resolved and the doorway is opened to the cursed treasure, the gang gears up with the relics and follows the original Mystery Incorporated into the caverns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192024 +0000" stop="20260307194300 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Curtain - S02E25</title>
    <desc>As the gang follows the original Mystery, Inc. through the caverns, they all approach the first gate to the cursed treasure. Professor Pericles knows the gang has been following them, as he calls them out to bring the Keys in order to open the gates. The gang realizes that the Keys and their scenarios seen in the dream world is how they all apply to the gates and the gates being opened. The gang decides to cooperate, after Pericles reveals that they have Hot Dog Water, and opens the first gate. Thanks to Hot Dog Water, the gang enters the first gate; however, Hot Dog Water is killed by the Kriegstaffelbots nearly straight afterwards. The gang arrives at the second gate, and opens it using the mortar bowl. They enter a mysterious rock dimension, where they are greeted and chased by a Rock Monster. After the monster's failure, the gang comes before the third gate, which is opened using the conquistador's helmet. The gate then releases water trapped behind and turns into a boat, allowing Scooby and the gang to escape and become stranded at sea. After learning that the next gate is below the water, the gang comes upon the final gate, which is opened using the flintlock. The gang enters the dimension, which is teeming with lava, and come upon the crystal sarcophagus and cursed treasure, realizing that they are beneath Crystal Cove. The Evil Entity sealed within tries to manipulate the gang into opening the sarcophagus to free it, but the gang realizes the words the being is speaking aren't true. Suddenly, Pericles and the original Mystery Incorporated arrive and Pericles opens the sarcophagus, releasing the Evil Entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183405 +0000" stop="20260307191701 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pumpkin Patch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>With Halloween just days away, Dean Munsch makes an announcement affecting the campus and, specifically, Chanel's plan to throw a pumpkin patch party in support of her Kappa Kappa Tau presidential campaign. Meanwhile, Grace and Pete lead a search party for a missing friend, which steers them closer to the Red Devil than ever before, and Chanel #3 and #5 learn what life would be like without Chanel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191701 +0000" stop="20260307195949 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Minutes in Hell - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to protect herself from the killer, Chanel makes a surprising decision, which leaves Zayday in a position of power. To stay close to each other, the girls of Kappa Kappa Tau host a slumber party, but when a shocking discovery is made, not everyone will survive the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180437 +0000" stop="20260307182533 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Story II - S05E10</title>
    <desc>J.D. is annoyed that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages him to tell her his feelings, as Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue.
Meanwhile, Carla is upset when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla," which intensifies her growing concern that she is too old to conceive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182533 +0000" stop="20260307184629 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Buddy's Booty - S05E11</title>
    <desc>J.D. is still dealing with his recent breakup and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse, a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it.
Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond over drinks at the bar and Carla makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendly. Meanwhile Turk suggests, that J.D. and Elliot find themselves 'booty calls'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184629 +0000" stop="20260307190725 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Cabbage - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190725 +0000" stop="20260307192821 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Five Stages - S05E13</title>
    <desc>J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates, including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192821 +0000" stop="20260307194917 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Own Personal Hell - S05E14</title>
    <desc>J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. In the meantime Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Also, Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184146 +0000" stop="20260307192422 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reckoning - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As Ray continues to lead the mission in Syria, the stakes grow higher when members of Bravo team learn the truth about their target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180010 +0000" stop="20260307181141 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearly Beloved Seed - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The long-awaited writing debut of mcheshpants420 hits the screen in this madcap, bawdy, fun-filled, poignant, hilarious, campy, educational and sexy romp through the bowels of Sealab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181141 +0000" stop="20260307182242 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craptastic Voyage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Shanks refuses treatment for a festering, pulsing head-tumor, the crew decides to dust off the old shrink ray and then basically reenact the plot of a 1960's sci-fi movie starring that actress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182242 +0000" stop="20260307183358 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let 'Em Eat Corn - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sealab secedes! (From whom, and lots of other pertinent issues, to be discussed more fully during the actual episode.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183358 +0000" stop="20260307184454 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neptunati - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184454 +0000" stop="20260307185626 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isla de las Chupracabras - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A team-building exercise goes horribly awry when the crew of Sealab finds themselves on the dreaded "Isla de Las Chupacabras!" In English, that's "Island of the Goatsuckers." And the episode is in English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185626 +0000" stop="20260307190757 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy of Grief - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190757 +0000" stop="20260307191844 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Fever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191844 +0000" stop="20260307193000 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharko's Machine - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193000 +0000" stop="20260307194101 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Marco - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The much-ballyhooed return of Marco finally occurs in this eponymously-titled episode, with Marco playing the titular Marco. Marco, Sharko. Sharko, Marco. We'll just leave you two to get acquainted. Also, don't drink that pee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194101 +0000" stop="20260307195157 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casinko - S05E01</title>
    <desc>As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is John Bear, Sealab's resident Native American. But in order to save Sealab Shank's must agree to turn the Mess Hall into a casino which he does. But once the casino opens John Bear still won't stop the sinking (or let Debbie have a lounge show).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180450 +0000" stop="20260307182733 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith Prickley, Station Manager - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Edith Prickley has succeeded Moe Green as SCTV Station Manager. (Naturally, she rubs Guy Caballero the wrong way.) Her first day on the job sees the world television premiere of Jaws 23, where Amity residents want to lure a mackerel into town for the Fourth of July.

Edith Prickley: Station Manager, Shoot at the Stars, Jaws 23' Sore Loser</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182733 +0000" stop="20260307185004 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SCTV's 30th Anniversary - S02E11</title>
    <desc>SCTV looks back at some of its most memorable TV series and news coverage.  Included are shots from the McCarthy hearings and the game show What's My Shoe Size?, where Kirk Douglas made his debut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185004 +0000" stop="20260307191228 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whispers of the Wolf, The Occult - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mr. Science: Acid and Electricity, SCTV News: SCTV is Haunted, Fireside Chat: Firewood, 4th Degree, Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Whispers of the Wolf, Words to Live By with Mulciber Arimaspians</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191228 +0000" stop="20260307193510 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Acting in Hollywood - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Promo: Donahue in the Morning, Sid Dithers Private Eye, Promo: U.F.O. Sharkey, Enough About Me: Maureen Jolly, Promo: Fish Police, Commercial: Biller Hi-Lite, Bad Acting in Hollywood with Tom Boslee: Johnny Dark Always Rings Twice</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193510 +0000" stop="20260307195737 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Only for Women: Divorce, SCTV Movie of the Week: Hats of the West, Promo: Consumer Concern, Commercial: Long Distance, SCTV Sports Special Presentation: Melonville Snooker Championships, Commercial: The Devil's Towering 10-G Upsidedown Inferno, Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Murder Is Bad for Your Health</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182953 +0000" stop="20260307193252 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock-a-Bye - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Baba and Edo lead their armies into an epic battle that builds to an intense face-off between the brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180217 +0000" stop="20260307184511 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Walk Home - S03E11</title>
    <desc>24-year-old Nathan Trapuzzano is shot dead during his morning walk, leaving his pregnant wife a widow. Security footage from the scene reveals the final shocking moments of Nathan's life, but will that be enough to help police hunt down the killer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184511 +0000" stop="20260307192804 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch Me Disappear - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sian O'Callaghan disappears after a night out in Swindon, UK. Detectives pull hours of surveillance footage from the area... until they hit gold: footage of her getting into a taxi. Now, the race is on to ID the vehicle and driver.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Wink - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.</desc>
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    <title>The Hot Tub - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184916 +0000" stop="20260307191205 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Soup Nazi - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191205 +0000" stop="20260307193506 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Code - S07E07</title>
    <desc>George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193506 +0000" stop="20260307195756 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pool Guy - S07E08</title>
    <desc>George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183132 +0000" stop="20260307192320 +0000" channel="C1607.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Is Like Religion - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Sensates struggle with intensifying connections, which results in some interesting days on set for Lito and a wedding day surprise for Kala.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181531 +0000" stop="20260307183941 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183941 +0000" stop="20260307190351 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190351 +0000" stop="20260307192802 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192802 +0000" stop="20260307195212 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184420 +0000" stop="20260307193713 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Austere Academy: Part Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While the Quagmires keep up the search, the Baudelaires struggle to balance their studies with a punishing workout schedule, courtesy of Count Olaf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183121 +0000" stop="20260307193051 +0000" channel="C1610.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humpty Dumpty looks for a new place to sit - S24E71</title>
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  <programme start="20260307182121 +0000" stop="20260307184834 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Sex Got to Do with It? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone is having sex except Miranda. She's on a sex strike because she's tired of going on bad dates so she substitutes sex with chocolate. She finally ends her strike and masturbates.   Carrie is having mind blowing sex with Ray, the jazz club owner, in hopes of forming a relationship.   Charlotte is having great sex with Trey but is angry with him for not asking him to move in with him. He later comes to see her and not only does he ask her to move in with her but he also asks her to re-marry him, she accepts.   Samantha decides to give relationships a try because she really likes Maria. She tells Carrie, Charlotte and Miranda that she's in a lesbian relationship and they support her when she tells them that she wants to have sex when it feels right. It apparently feels right rather quickly because the following day she's telling them about how great sex with another woman is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184834 +0000" stop="20260307191838 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Town - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Miranda is invited to the opening of Steve's bar, but is afraid to go because he seems to be getting on with his life while she's been living the same life she did except she's still single now. She asks Carrie to join her, but Carrie is reluctant once sees that Aidan is Steve's partner. However, after mature thinking, Carrie decides that if Aidan can be a bigger person and invite her, she can be even bigger and buys him a plant. When she enters the bar Steve tells her Aidan didn't invite her; he did. Shocked, Carrie flees the scene before she runs into the ghost of Aidan. Meanwhile, Charlotte is faced with a ghost of her own when Bunny insists they buy her preferable mattress. Suddenly Charlotte realizes that their apartment is more Bunny than her and decides to take a stand in the name of her marriage. Samantha is bored with all the talking and soaking of her lesbian relationship, and Maria buys her a strap-on to make up for Sam's dick abstinence. Unfortunately she never knew how har</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191838 +0000" stop="20260307194839 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby, Talk Is Cheap - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Carrie sends Aidan an email saying that she misses him and when he doesn't respond she decides to give him a call. They go out with Miranda and Steve and Carrie senses that Aidan wants a relationship too even though he tells her that he doesn't want a relationship. She pursues him anyways and they have sex. He later shows up again and they go walking the dog.   Samantha attracted a man by using fake nipples but discovers that he's a big baby when she tells him to stop using baby talk during sex.   Miranda meets a man who she dubs Marathon Man because he's training for a marathon. They have sex several and she's shocked when he performs analingus on her. She wonders if she has to reciprocate so she confers with Charlotte, Carrie and Samantha and they all tell that they've never done except for Charlotte who seems to find it acceptable because she's married.   Charlotte and Trey try to have a baby but after having dinner with married friends and their children they decide to stop trying</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182610 +0000" stop="20260307192459 +0000" channel="C1612.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The truth is out there: Maeve gets the news, Aimee reveals her vulva cupcakes and more, and Eric navigates Nigerian life. Hope goes to new extremes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181300 +0000" stop="20260307185849 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank's Big Win - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When people think Frank's won the lottery, he's not about to say otherwise, with endless free drinks coming his way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185849 +0000" stop="20260307194535 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Shane falls for his perfect woman, but when she takes him back to her place, he's in for a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183854 +0000" stop="20260307192157 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ChangEd, SnapClips, ShowerPill, The Dough Bar - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Two health conscious entrepreneurs from Redwood City, California, introduce the sharks to their guilt-free sweet treat; three athletes from Berkeley, California, share their magic solution for when a shower isn't possible and you're in the thick of a stinky situation; brothers from Oak Forest and Chicago, Illinois, present their pricing tool that collects spare change to help student loan borrowers; an entrepreneur from Wheeling, Illinois, presents his patented technology geared toward athletes, which helps secure and swap weights quickly and safely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182801 +0000" stop="20260307190947 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Sharks: Death Down Under - S2025E12</title>
    <desc>Wildlife biologist Forrest Galante goes rogue in Australia. Diving into the land's dangerous waters, he searches for two venomous alien sharks and cuts through years of red tape to test their venom's toxic, and possibly deadly, potency -- on himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190947 +0000" stop="20260307195133 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surviving Jaws - S2025E13</title>
    <desc>Fifty years after Jaws terrified beachgoers, marine biologist Tom "Blowfish" Hurd and ecologist Michelle Jewell dive with great whites to separate fact from fiction -- like whether skinny dipping is risky or if a shark could really chew through a boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180803 +0000" stop="20260307194859 +0000" channel="C1616.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharpe's Rifles - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Portugal, 1809. After saving the life of Sir Arthur Wellesley, Sgt Richard Sharpe is rewarded with the field commission of lieutenant. His first mission is to go behind enemy lines to Casa Antiga to locate a missing agent, James Rothschild, who carries a banker's draft for badly needed funds for the British army. Sharpe is given command of the 95th Rifles under Capt Murray, but soon finds that they are an undisciplined bunch of louts. Neither Murray nor the men of the Rifles are prepared to accept Sharpe's command as 'proper' officers are not raised from the ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180530 +0000" stop="20260307181142 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Play - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. Eureka! They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181142 +0000" stop="20260307181743 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull v Wool - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's a beautiful day and Shaun, Bitzer and Timmy are enjoying a picnic, when an unexpected guest arrives and spoils the peace. Forced into hiding the trio find ways to entertain themselves, until they have to brave up and face their fear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181743 +0000" stop="20260307182442 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cones - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182442 +0000" stop="20260307183141 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught Short Alien - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Shaun's old friend the Alien drops by for a much-needed loo break, Shaun is only too happy to let him use the facilities in the Farmhouse. While he's going about his business he leaves Shaun in charge of his intriguing new gadget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183141 +0000" stop="20260307183840 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Timmy! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's Timmy's birthday and the flock have thrown a party for him. At first he's delighted by all the attention. But when the flock become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with, he decides to entertain himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183840 +0000" stop="20260307184539 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Genie - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Shaun dreams of a life in the fast-lane. When Shirley lands upon something that could make his wish come true he can't believe his luck. The only obstacle that stands in his way is the rest of the flock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184539 +0000" stop="20260307185238 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3DTV - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185238 +0000" stop="20260307185937 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smelly Farmer - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185937 +0000" stop="20260307190637 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DIY - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer pops out for more supplies, Bitzer is left in charge of decorating and calls on the flock for help. He soon realises this may be a terrible mistake as they have their own way of doing things - painting and decorating isn't their strong point!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190637 +0000" stop="20260307191337 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rabbit - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Farmer's niece has come to visit, bringing her precious pet rabbit. The Farmer entrusts Bitzer to look after it while they go inside for lunch. All in a day's work - until the rabbit disappears! Shaun and the flock are called to action to help track down the illusive pet before the niece discovers it's missing. But do they understand what they're looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191337 +0000" stop="20260307192036 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prize Possession - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job! Unfortunately Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192036 +0000" stop="20260307192736 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bitzer decides to pamper himself with a relaxing bath while the Farmer is away from the farm. However, his plans are rudely disturbed by a persistent intruder. Will Shaun be able to out-smart the tenacious bug?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192736 +0000" stop="20260307193435 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Looney Tic - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193435 +0000" stop="20260307194134 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer discovers he's sprung a leak, he calls the water board to come and fix the problem. The bored flock are thrilled by the opportunity to have some watery fun. When the workmen clock off, the party begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194134 +0000" stop="20260307194834 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Show - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Annual Dog Show and the Farmer is sure Bitzer has a good chance of winning this year. When things don't quite go as planned, the Farmer comes up with an ingenious idea which might help him win...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194834 +0000" stop="20260307195533 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Piece - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Shaun comes across a discarded jigsaw puzzle and calls on the flock to help him put it together. When Bitzer discovers the final piece is missing they decide they must do whatever it takes to solve the puzzle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181451 +0000" stop="20260307183642 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doom Buggy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Don has dropped out of school to be a mechanic. But when he and Billy get lost in the desert, he sees that he doesn't know as much as he thought he did. Moral: If you close your mind to learning, sooner or later you're going to have it opened and be surprised at just how much you've shortchanged yourself. So if you ever think about dropping out of school, you're only hurting yourself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183642 +0000" stop="20260307185832 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim "The Brain" Carter is a new kid in town and is having a tough time finding friends. He's been playing tricks on them in order to get them to like him. They also are put off by his incessant book-reading. Billy and Mentor suggest that Jim try to do things that the rest of the guys are interested in. Tough guy Greg decides to make Jimmy try something dangerous in order to prove that he's good enough to hang around them. When Greg is in danger, Jim uses Morse Code (learned from books!) to call for help. Moral: We all want to be liked, but scary, daredevil stunts aren't the way to go about it. If a person can't like you for who you are, then maybe they aren't worth having as friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185832 +0000" stop="20260307192020 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Boy Lost - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Howard is a boy who hasn't spoken since his friend was almost killed. His father won't let him have a puppy, so he runs away. Billy finds Howard stuck on some rocks in high tide, and is able to call his father using a note found in the boy's pocket. On their way home, Howard and his father stop at an old ghost town, where a puppy has fallen down into a mine shaft. His father is soon stuck too while trying to save the pup. Howard is able to go find Billy and Mentor, and when his dad is saved, Howard is suddenly able to speak. Moral: If you don't communicate, you'll never solve your problems, and the most important communication for all of us, is with the ones we love. Remember, there are times when everyone needs help, even you.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192020 +0000" stop="20260307194212 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Delinquent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Norm is a loner attending an outdoor summer camp. Although he can't swim, he decides to take a canoe ride. His canoe capsizes and begins to call for help. Billy and Mentor are camping nearby and hear the cries for help. Billy transforms into Captain Marvel and saves Norm. Billy then learns about Norm from the camp counselor and decides to help. Billy must teach him to believe in himself. Moral: Before we can like others, we must first like ourselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180515 +0000" stop="20260307182924 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The best friend squad heads for the Heart while the princesses attack the spire so Entrapta can disrupt the chip network. Horde Prime makes his move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182924 +0000" stop="20260307185332 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart (2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Shadow Weaver and Catra attempt to reach Adora. Glimmer faces her father while Bow tries to evade Scorpia long enough to execute Entrapta's program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185332 +0000" stop="20260307191747 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sword (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sneaking out after a training mission, Horde soldier Adora finds an uncanny sword in the Whispering Woods. Princess Glimmer wants it for the Rebellion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191747 +0000" stop="20260307194155 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sword (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On the run from a monster, Adora, Glimmer and Bow stumble into an ancient First Ones ruin, while the Shadow Weaver orders Catra to bring Adora back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181346 +0000" stop="20260307183616 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Shadows and Skulls - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Shadow Weaver joins forces with Skeletor in order to overthrow Hordak.  But when they have Hordak captured, Skeletor betrays Shadow Weaver and imprisons her as well, and takes over the Horde for himself!  Can She-Ra stop Skeletor before he can use the Horde to attack Eternia?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183616 +0000" stop="20260307185846 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Fever - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Adora loses her memory when escaping form the Horde prison on Beast Island. She works her way into a deep jungle and meets the jungle inhabitants, who need to be taught the concept of co-operation with the beasts of the jungle - Adora gains respect from most of the Jungle Tribe - but she still cannot remember who she is. Will we ever see She-Ra again?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185846 +0000" stop="20260307192117 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Snow - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Frosta calls She-Ra to her Ice Kingdom to help investigate a dispute between her people and their neighbouring kingdom, Galacia.  Black snow has been falling in Galacia and ruining the crops, and its people, the Sulkies, blame Frosta's people.  She-Ra and Frosta set out to find the real source of the black snow, which turns out to be none other than Modulok, who is trying to start a war between the two kingdoms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192117 +0000" stop="20260307194346 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anchors Aloft (1) - S01E59</title>
    <desc>The Sea Hawk's ship is attacked by Captain Scurvy. The ship crashes on a remote island and Adora and Hawk's men believe the Sea Hawk to be dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183754 +0000" stop="20260307192424 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homewrecker - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Detectives Wagenbach, Mackey and Wyms investigate a massacre at a women's shelter, and Captain Aceveda works with Lowe on the case of a stolen bicycle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180128 +0000" stop="20260307182237 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Wine &amp; Bigger Pine - S06E19</title>
    <desc>A giant, but simple chair provides some oversized complications for Jarrett when it won't fit down the stairs. Marc lands a cool, cross country booze run, but things go sour once the wine heats up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182237 +0000" stop="20260307184347 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck in the Vending Vortex - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jessica Samko wins a bizarre carnival type attraction, but things go fowl, when she lands a side load of baby swans. Meanwhile, a repurposed vending machine that dispenses relaxation messages is truly put to the test when Jarrett's tasked with hauling the art piece to Chicago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184347 +0000" stop="20260307190504 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goose Bumps in the Road - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Samko reluctantly teams up with Jenn after Jenn bids way above her weight class. When Jenn isn't completely forthright, Samko threatens to bring this load toppling down. Dusty takes on a pricey flock of geese decoys and struggles to keep them in prime hunting shape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190504 +0000" stop="20260307192621 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silver Whining Playbook - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Dusty's sensitive side is called on when he nets the job of transporting hundreds of live butterflies. Meanwhile, Jarrett confirms he does not have the "Midas touch" -- as his quarter of a million-dollar bullion run turns into a fiasco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192621 +0000" stop="20260307194740 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smooth Sailin', Rough Ridin' - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Marc is at the helm of relaunching a massive homemade houseboat but the family's history with the boat, and Marc's stormy attitude, threaten to sink the job before it ever reaches water. Meanwhile, Jarrett meets his match when a bizarre load comes with an even crazier traveling companion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182118 +0000" stop="20260307185138 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty-One Percent - S05E08</title>
    <desc>PiperNet launches, but an early success makes Monica suspicious. Richard makes a surprising move; the team races against the clock as its future is threatened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185138 +0000" stop="20260307192435 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artificial Lack of Intelligence - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers his promise that Pied Piper won't collect user data is under threat; Jared longs for the past; Gilfoyle gets creative in dealing with Dinesh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192435 +0000" stop="20260307195442 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Money - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Richard meets a potential investor; Gilfoyle butts heads with HR; Gavin explores a leaner Hooli's future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180031 +0000" stop="20260307182238 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marry Me, Marry Me (2) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Edward and Rick successfully persuade Kate to change her mind, bringing long-awaited wedding bells to the Stratton household, in the conclusion of a special two-part story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182238 +0000" stop="20260307184449 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Paisley Conspiracy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Rick surprises his dad for his 40th birthday with a reunion of his college singer partner, which prompts Edward to take the old act on the road again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184449 +0000" stop="20260307190657 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble with Words - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Bruce Jenner helps solve the puzzle of Alfonso's poor school performance - the missing piece is the learning disorder dyslexia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190657 +0000" stop="20260307192905 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Consumer advocate, David Horowitz helps Rick ""fight back"" against a crooked mail order camera company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192905 +0000" stop="20260307195114 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Principal's Men - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Rick must choose between getting suspended or revealing his source when he exposes a cafeteria scandal on his school's cable news show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181552 +0000" stop="20260307183810 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Saviour Stone - S01E32</title>
    <desc>The Mob rob the mail ship of Limbo on a tip from Grod the informer of a rock that he says is worth a lot. After, Hardware's analysis and determination that it is worthless, Mon-Star promptly ejects Grod and the rock into deep space. Only to find out later from Mo-Lec-U-Lar that the rock is priceless because it is the only thing that can save planet Earth from catastrophe. Can the SilverHawksget the rock back and save the Earth in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183810 +0000" stop="20260307190029 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smiley - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The Mob activates Smiley, Super Heavy Weight Robot Champeen of Limbo. Monstar sends Smiley to torch the Sprint Hawk with his powerful heat rays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190029 +0000" stop="20260307192247 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotbucks - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Lord Cash hires Gotbucks as Dolar's new security chief. The Mob kidnaps Gotbucks in an attempt to rob Dolar of all Limbo's money. Can the SilverHawks save Gotbucks and prevent the great bank robbery?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192247 +0000" stop="20260307194505 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melodia's Siren Song - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Wind Hammer Brews a red dust storm to rip off a space freighter that's carrying a massive gold shipment.  When Quicksilver and Taly-Hawk race to the crime scene Hardware gives them a piece of his mind. can Hotwing save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180745 +0000" stop="20260307183031 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Barts Can't Be Broken - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Scapegoated for the vandalism of drunken Isotopes fans, the children of Springfield wage war on the adults by broadcasting their secrets on the radio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183031 +0000" stop="20260307185314 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday, Cruddy Sunday - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Homer and his friends charter a bus to the Super Bowl, only to find that their tickets are fake. Misadventures ensue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185314 +0000" stop="20260307191558 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homer to the Max - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Homer changes his name to "Max Power" after discovering that he shares his name with a dimwitted TV character.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191558 +0000" stop="20260307193842 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm with Cupid - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Apu is making the husbands of Springfield look bad with his extravagent Valentine's Day efforts for Manjula. When the men try to sabotage Apu's grand gesture, they accidentally wind up benefiting from it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181122 +0000" stop="20260307183418 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PM Turn - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the first shift, Lynn Stanton finds a parent whose missing TV is more important to her than her missing kids; Molly Whelan gets no slack from her partner; and Sarah Berkezchuk is bloodied by a brick thrower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183418 +0000" stop="20260307185609 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Do It Standing Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lynn deals with the heartbreak of notifying a dead man's next-of-kin, while a basketball player falls in love with Molly when she insists on playing basketball with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185609 +0000" stop="20260307191824 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumper - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man threatening to jump from a bridge will only let rookie officer Berkezchuk on the ledge with him to talk him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191824 +0000" stop="20260307194042 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whelan has to appear in court to testify against a woman who assaulted her but things don't go planned. Meanwhile the Berkezchuks argue over money issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180733 +0000" stop="20260307185636 +0000" channel="C1630.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye Inside - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Callie Renee Mortimer
1984 - 2003
Young Callie comes walking out of a bar and notices a few guys whistling at her. Becoming fearful for her safety, she crosses the street. By the time she realizes it's a group of her friends, it's too late.

Lisa takes a major decision without asking Nate. A decision that brings trouble. Ruth and Bettina are getting closer and Ruth is taking some of Bettina's advice, but not all of it is good. Claire and Phil's relationship changes for the worse, but on the upside Claire is getting praised by her teacher. David and Keith go vacation together to try to reconnect with each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185636 +0000" stop="20260307194544 +0000" channel="C1630.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Sleeps - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Robert Lamar Giffin
1955 - 2003
A room full of men are watching an old movie and one man is cuddled up with Robert, who is attached to an IV. The last thing Robert does is laugh with his head on his lover's shoulder.

Nate is having strange nightmares about what his future might bring him. Lisa is planning a major birthday dinner for Ruth, but everything will not turn out as planned. Bettina and Ruth spend some more time together, during which Bettina shows Ruth some of the better sides of life. The lover of the deceased wants to make something spectacular for his lover, and is allowed to do so. Claire ends up at a bar with her teacher, and he is flirting with her. Russell reveals something that Claire did not expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182459 +0000" stop="20260307191406 +0000" channel="C1631.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wolf Boy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kuroda and Steve are reunited when Kuroda asks Steve to help him investigate reports about a boy living with wolves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182703 +0000" stop="20260307191121 +0000" channel="C1632.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While working in his basement, Quinn Mallory opens the gateway to parallel worlds. For a test run, Quinn invites co-worker Wade Welles and his teacher, Professor Arturo, along. Upon opening the vortex, Quinn uses too much power, which causes the vortex to suck them in along with Rembrandt "Crying Man" Brown, who happened to be driving by Quinn's house. The four arrive on a world that experienced an ecological disaster and will have to survive until the timer hits zero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191121 +0000" stop="20260307195457 +0000" channel="C1632.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After barely escaping the last world, the Sliders think they are home. But to their horror, Quinn and Arturo learn they are not and have instead arrived on a world where the Soviet Union rules America. Rembrandt has been arrested for trying to use American money and the only way to save him is for the others to help a group of revolutionaries rescue their imprisoned leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181726 +0000" stop="20260307183950 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look into My Eyes - S02E20</title>
    <desc>After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing "skill" on the Lawsons with hysterical results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183950 +0000" stop="20260307190214 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shoplifter - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While in a store with Jamie looking for a present for her mock birthday party to convince Child Services that they treat her well, Vicki picks up an expensive watch and is picked up for shoplifting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190214 +0000" stop="20260307192434 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighborhood Watch - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192434 +0000" stop="20260307194657 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat's Meow - S02E22</title>
    <desc>To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181325 +0000" stop="20260307185607 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hydro - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A Daily Planet gossip columnist uses her special power to overhear a conversation between Lana and Chloe, and publishes the conversation... where Lana admits having doubts about marrying Lex. While Chloe investigates the reporter, Lois asks Clark to help her investigate the mysterious Green Arrow bandit when she suspects he may be Oliver Queen in disguise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185607 +0000" stop="20260307193850 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Lex's Level 33.1 project comes to fruition, Oliver Queen must bring together several of Clark's "heroic" super-powered allies together: Arthur Curry, Bart Allen, and Victor Stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180630 +0000" stop="20260307182900 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's My Momma - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mo gets the shock of his life when his parents tell him he's adopted, so he immediately enlists T.J. in his search for his birth parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182900 +0000" stop="20260307185129 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beating is Fundamental - S03E06</title>
    <desc>T.J. is accepted into Mensa, where Floyd meets an attractive divorcÃ©e, but T.J. can't stand her uppity son Blake and gets into a brawl. Meanwhile, Marcus and Mo become hairstylists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185129 +0000" stop="20260307191358 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.A. or Not T.A. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>TJ becomes the new assistant to Coach Gerber when the math teacher finally quits. Meanwhile Yvette meets a guy named Calvin who she finds attractive who turns out to be in middle school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191358 +0000" stop="20260307193631 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boomerang - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T.J. is forced to take wood shop and finds out it's not as easy as he thought. Meanwhile, sparks fly between Yvette and a photographer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193631 +0000" stop="20260307195900 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get a Job - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Floyd tells the kids to get a job, Yvette heads for a clothing store at the mall, while T.J. and Marcus set up a ""Homework Hotline,"" but they all encounter problems they hadn't imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180252 +0000" stop="20260307181332 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Smurfs - S04E43</title>
    <desc>A magically deformed Smurfette befriends a treestump monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181332 +0000" stop="20260307182333 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Place - S04E44</title>
    <desc>Muddy aliens have landed in the village, and the Smurfs learn to live with them as they seek help to repair their ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182333 +0000" stop="20260307183336 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurfing for Ghosts - S04E45</title>
    <desc>There's something strange in the neighborhood of Quarrel Castle. Who does Peewit the house-sitter call? Brainy and Clumsy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183336 +0000" stop="20260307184501 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gargoyle of Quarrel Castle - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Selwyn and Tallulah's pet gargoyle finds friends in the Smurf Village and accidentally sets loose a three-headed hydra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184501 +0000" stop="20260307185517 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurfiplication - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Gargamel uses a multiplying machine on Brainy to get his six Smurfs for making gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185517 +0000" stop="20260307190544 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gargamel's Miss-Fortune - S04E48</title>
    <desc>A pair of charlatan gypsies help the Smurfs rescue Smurfette and Dreamy from Gargamel, who tricks the gypsies with a bag of painted rocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190544 +0000" stop="20260307191816 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck on Smurfs - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Togetherness isn't always a good thing when Gargamel makes all the Smurfs get really attached to each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191816 +0000" stop="20260307192818 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puppy - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Hominbus' magical puppy arrives in the village with a magic locket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192818 +0000" stop="20260307193728 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa's Day Off - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Homibus gives Papa Smurf the chance to see how the other Smurfs would handle an emergency situation if he wasn't there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193728 +0000" stop="20260307194726 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smurflings - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Natural, Snappy, and Slouchy get a second childhood with the help of Father Time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194726 +0000" stop="20260307195915 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Smurfs Last - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Chlorhydris causes all the Smurfs except for Papa Smurf and Baby Smurf to lose their sense of humor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180443 +0000" stop="20260307182608 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wizard of Ice - S04E22</title>
    <desc>A boy loses his ball in the water and he falls in trying to get it. The Snorks save him, and they have to save a forest from a fire. The fire was started by a little fireball named Ember. She was evicted from her home by an Ice Wizard who has frozen her home and the Snorks try to help her get back. Junior wants nothing to do with his whole adventure until he hears about a golden river (with real gold) on the island. On the island, they find out that the Wizard put a spell on the people to turn them cold. It's up to the Snorks to help out Ember, but the Ice Wizard freezes them. Junior finds them and the Ice Wizard likes his selfish ways and recruits him as his assistant. Ember tries to get through to Junior by having the Wizard snub her out, and when he sees the light, Ember comes back and destroys the Wizard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182608 +0000" stop="20260307184908 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big City Snorks - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Corky, Jo Jo and Daffney are camping out when they encounter a human ship. On the ship, a Hindu boy named Rahji is happy to be in America because his uncle gave him a seaport in his will. Two men who want the seaport try to get it from Rahji. They chase him around the ship and he jumps in the water. The Snorks help Rahji, but then a giant submarine with Mr. Billson on it gets Rahji (and Daffney who is hiding in his turban). Corky and Jo Jo follow the sub to a secret garage, but they leave for a hotel. So Corky and Jo Jo follow them in the big city, even though they have never been there before. Rahji discovers Daffney in his turban. Rahji finds out that Mr. Billson is getting his uncle's park so he can tear it down. Daffney goes to find help and meets up with Corky and Jo Jo. They help Rahji to make it to his uncle's seaport in time to save it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184908 +0000" stop="20260307191225 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Snorkstreet - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Snorks are waiting for their latest copy of Seamonster Monthly magazine, but the mailman delivers a scientific magazine by mistake. In the magazine, it tells how the mythological monsters can be conquered by going to a castle. While the Snorks are having fun, a real monster does indeed come out! All-Star finds the magazine and finds out that he needs a key from the tomb of the mummy. In the tomb, All-Star gets the key and is pursued by a rock. All-Star gets out in time, and saves the Snorks in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191225 +0000" stop="20260307193547 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Snork - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Junior wants to buy a car, but doesn't have the money. He asks his father, and his father gives him a chance to earn the money. Junior's job is to be a watchman in Casey's father's store. While Junior takes a nap, a thief sneaks in and robs him blind. Shorty helps out Junior who then leaves him there to do his work. Shorty meets the thief and hides. All the Snorks wait in the store for the burglar. The burglar is helping out the captive Snorks by giving them food. Bigweed tries to get him as well. The thief turns out to be Jo-Jo! The poor people tell all about the strange ""sheriff"" and ""Half-sheriff"", which turns out to be Bigweed and Little Seaweed. Bigweed kidnaps Shorty and Little Seaweed gets the other Snorks to come to his rescue. The Snorks see through this plan and confront Bigweed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193547 +0000" stop="20260307195906 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snorkerella - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Casey, Daffney and Little Seaweed all compete for a spot as the Homecoming Queen for a chance to date a popular guy. All-Star, Junior and Lester compete as well for a date with Sylvia, a popular girl. The boys and girls' infatuation each get in the way of their better judgments. Casey gets invited by Stevie to the dance, and Little Seaweed gets her in trouble by making her out to be a cheater on a test in school. Casey has to take a retest and clean up the classroom on account of Little Seaweed. Meanwhile, All-Star and Junior start fighting over Sylvioa, and she will pick the best Snorkball player in the football game. That gets Junior and All-Star going. Meanwhile, as Casey cleans up the room, Little Seaweed tries everything to mess it up. While cleaning up the room again, Casey gets a visit from a fairy snorkmother who cleans the entire place with one swoop of her wand. She then gives Casey a disguise. Casey goes to the game, but she has to be back at the classroom by noon. Little Se</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180902 +0000" stop="20260307183314 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelings that Connect and Reach - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki's still a little drunk, but with Obi keeping an eye on her, there's no need to worry…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183314 +0000" stop="20260307185726 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inexperienced Heart, Going Deeper - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While at work in the castle, Shirayuki makes friends with a girl named Kiharu and her bird Popo. Can Shirayuki help save Popo's family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185726 +0000" stop="20260307192138 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Encountering… A Color for the First Time - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Zen and Shirayuki's encounter at the watchtower, Shirayuki discovers feelings that she didn't know she had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192138 +0000" stop="20260307194550 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye to the Beginning - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Open Castle Day, when the public is allowed into a corner of the castle, and Shirayuki and the others join in the festivities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180116 +0000" stop="20260307184211 +0000" channel="C1639.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serpiente - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Franklin needs Teddy's help to clear the air with an old partner, Teddy sees a business opportunity. Lucia comes to the realization not everyone in her crew is who they seem to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184211 +0000" stop="20260307192539 +0000" channel="C1639.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Offer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Franklin must deal with his past in order to retrieve stolen merchandise. Teddy and Matt take a trip to Central America. Now in the crosshairs of La Fuerza, Lucia and Gustavo set out to find the one thing that can save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180858 +0000" stop="20260307183341 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2.11 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Campbells scramble to raise Elaine's ransom.  Jessica hires Detective Donohue to find Chester.  Corinne learns she is five months pregnant, even though she's only been married a month.  Carol has pre-wedding jitters.  Dennis makes a last-ditch effort to win back Jodie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183341 +0000" stop="20260307185827 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2.12 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jodie marries Carol--almost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185827 +0000" stop="20260307192254 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2.13 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Elaine makes it home in time to die in Danny's arms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192254 +0000" stop="20260307194643 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2.14 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burt ends it with Sally, who takes the news very badly.  Dutch and Eunice get a visit from Jessica, Benson, and Billy--and the cops.  Danny sets out to find Elaine's killers with Burt in tow.  Detective Donohue presents Jessica with evidence of Chester's death.  But Chester is very much alive, if a little confused, in Toledo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180425 +0000" stop="20260307181606 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggman's Anti Gravity Ray - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Eggman's anti-gravity ray causes chaos in Hedgehog Village. With newfound confidence, Cubot tries to bring enlightenment to the villagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181606 +0000" stop="20260307182747 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Sonic challenges Eggman to a game of soccer in order to save the Village's beloved rec center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182747 +0000" stop="20260307183928 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and My Baby! - S02E40</title>
    <desc>When Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles accidentally injure Lady Walrus, they agree to take care of her baby, Chumley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183928 +0000" stop="20260307185109 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Sonics Gone? - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Morpho sends Sonic to a dimension where he never existed. Sonic must unite his gang and help take back the alternate dimension village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185109 +0000" stop="20260307190250 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Build It, They Will Race - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The gang becomes very competitive with one another when they enter an auto race, using cars they've designed themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190250 +0000" stop="20260307191431 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain Letter - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Sonic agrees to be Dr. Eggman's friend on social media - a kindness he will surely regret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191431 +0000" stop="20260307192612 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vector Detector - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Amy's hammer is missing and she is lost without it. Vector the detective is on the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192612 +0000" stop="20260307193752 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Minutes or Less - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Sonic becomes a delivery boy for Meh Burger, guaranteeing he'll make all deliveries in under three minutes. Dr. Eggman gets in the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193752 +0000" stop="20260307194933 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lair on Lockdown - S02E46</title>
    <desc>After accidentally triggering lockdown protocol during a battle, the gang gets trapped in Eggman's lair with Eggman, Cubot and Orbot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180201 +0000" stop="20260307182142 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hedgehog Hunt - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Following their battle with the Metarex fleet, Sonic and the gang are stranded on an alien planet with the Chaotix, who are running a cafe to pay for parts to their own ship. Dr. Eggman arrives looking for Sonic and the others, while Pale Bay Leaf waits in orbit to shoot the Typhoon down. Helping out Sonic and the gang, the Chaotix provide parts for their ship. However, Dr. Eggman provides the real assistance when he disguises the Crimson Egg as the Blue Typhoon and takes the full force of the Metarex attack. Pale Bay Leaf moves off, and no ambush awaits the real Typhoon once it takes off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182142 +0000" stop="20260307184040 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zelkova Strikes Back - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Yellow Zelkova attacks the Blue Typhoon, equipped with a special energy shield built by Dr. Eggman. Sonic attempts to stop him, but is unable to break through the shield. Picking up where they left off, Zelkova and Knuckles get into a fierce battle, during which Knuckles smashes Zelkova's knee and breaks the spurs on one of his gloves. Using cable from the Blue Typhoon, Sonic and the others channel lightning to overload Zelkova's shield. Zelkova's mechanical outer body is destroyed, revealing his flesh form beneath. Zelkova attacks, but is knocked into a nearby lava pit by Knuckles. Pale Bay Leaf informs Eggman of Zelkova's demise, mocking the failure of his shield. Shadow and Rouge find a fake Chaos Emerald at the top of the tree, but they hear groaning from its base. They find Leon (from the Resistance in Episode 68) being consumed by the tree, saying that the Metarex betrayed them. He also give Shadow a memory chip and says it's not too late to destroy the Metarex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184040 +0000" stop="20260307190023 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cosmo Conspiracy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Shadow attacks the Blue Typhoon trying to kill Cosmo for reasons (at the time) unknown. Despite the efforts of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles to hold him off, Shadow reaches Cosmo. However, before he can harm her, Dark Oak's flagship arrives and steals the Chaos Emeralds, and Cosmo is revealed to have an implant that allows the Metarex to monitor everything she hears and sees. Along the way he nearly kills Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Chris</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190023 +0000" stop="20260307192011 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye Spy - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When the team discovers that Cosmo's brain is emitting a signal to the Metarex, they plan on trying to eliminate the signal, except that the signal is connected to the part of her brain that translates sounds and sight. While Tails and Cosmo are torn about this, Knuckles pushes for the surgery.

Meanwhile, Amy starts searching for Sonic (as always), but ends up bumping into Rouge. They both discover that this planet is not only Cosmo's homeworld, but the Metarex's as well. They also discover that Cosmo's people were able to transform into huge dinosaur-like beings to protect their planet from an alien invasion. However, a few of them wanted to be able to completely destroy the alien hoarde, and so crystallized the Planet Egg in order to keep the transformation from sapping their energy. They eventually led to the abandonment of the planet.

Cosmo, horrified by the fact that the Metarex are using her to spy on them, intends to leave, but Tails reassures her that they all will help her defeat the Metarex. Sonic and the rest of the gang also support the new resolution, and they all are ready for an attack on the Metarex, maybe the last attack.

At the end of the episode, Bokkun arrives, telling Shadow and Chris that Eggman has been captured by the Metarex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192011 +0000" stop="20260307194008 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent of Mischief - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Blue Typhoon heads to the coordinates (0,0,0), leaving planet Green Gate behind. There, they find planet Aquarius which requires Chaos Emeralds and a giant Planet Egg. They finally break into the final showdown with the Metarex armada.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183740 +0000" stop="20260307192435 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss - S04E09</title>
    <desc>SAMCRO gets word that the Niners have made a new alliance that directly impacts their own agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182128 +0000" stop="20260307190706 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Save Us All from Satan's Power - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tony finds himself singing the Christmas blues as the holidays approach. He and Furio retaliate against the Russian who beat Janice.
Memories of Big Pussy haunt Tony, Sylvio and Paulie as they try to find a new Santa Claus for the neighborhood children.
Tony smacks Jackie around after he catches him cheating on Meadow and carrying a gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181924 +0000" stop="20260307184301 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seal Shrine – The Immortal Man's Tricks? - S01E22</title>
    <desc>With Chrona still bawling, Maka is reluctant to leave her alone until Ragnarok appears and starts bullying her. Chrona gets Ragnarok to stop by punching him, but this only causes Ragnarok to turn his bullying back on Chrona. Since Chrona is handling Ragnarok, Maka and Soul are content with going on ahead. Much further down the tunnel, Kid is close enough to the Kishin that he can now feel its soul wavelength, and it nearly overwhelms him at first. He’s okay though and explains to Liz and Patty how his father had sealed Ashura in a bag made of Ashura’s own skin. Shinigami-sama had extracted all of Ashura’s blood before doing that, so Ashura’s body is starved for blood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184301 +0000" stop="20260307190638 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead or Alive – In the Rift between Revival and Dazzlement? - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Knowing that he’s running out of time, Stein wants to defeat Medusa quickly, but she’s hard to catch off guard. Medusa is simply fighting to buy time, and in order to beat her, Stein has to refocus himself. She tries to tempt him again to join her, but Stein lets himself go wild and explains the madness and fear inside of himself - what he needs is the order granted by an ego-less god. Medusa eventually stabs Stein in the gut, and from that, he counterattacks with his signature Kon-i attack. Though greatly injured, Medusa thinks she has won because she’s in position to cut off Stein’s head with her Tail Snake. She is thus surprised when she suddenly freezes in place, unable to move at all. The reason is because Stein had used one of his suture techniques on her entire body. Unfortunately, Stein can’t do anything else until he releases those strings, and Medusa knows that once that happens, her Tail Snake would behead Stein faster than he can kill her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190638 +0000" stop="20260307193015 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of the Gods – Death City on the Verge of Collapse? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>As Maka continues to make her way towards the shrine, the newly revived Ashura gets himself adjusted into his skin. After opening his eyes and seeing Eruka in front of him, he terrorizes her with a scream before moving on. Black*Star wants Tsubaki to enter youtou (phantom blade) mode, and when she refuses because of his injuries, he decides to take on Ashura without her. He attempts to use his Big Wave attack, but Ashura isn’t fazed at all and knocks him out with a single flick of the hand. He knocks out Kid in a similar fashion by stretching out his skin like a rubber band and hitting Kid’s head with it. Ashura follows that up by using his skin as a wrapping and covering himself with it, effectively creating himself a set of clothes. He then jumps through the ceiling of the shrine and towards the surface. Maka arrives at this moment and manages to catch him by grabbing onto his skin, but when Ashura emerges above ground in the middle of Death City, she gets thrown off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193015 +0000" stop="20260307195353 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death Scythes Convene – Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!? - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Despite all eight Death Scythes having been called, only three other than Spirit (aka. Maka’s father) have shown up at Shibusen: Justin, Marie, and Azusa. Marie in particular doesn’t want to be there and would rather get married and retire. The more practical of the two, Azusa convinces Marie not to marry a toilet. Stein meanwhile finds Spirit polishing a candle holder in order to try to score some points with Shinigami-sama because he thinks that he’s going to get demoted and transferred away after what happened with the Kishin’s revival. The four Death Scythes plus Stein eventually meet with Shinigami-sama to talk about Ashura, and Shinigami-sama explains that they don’t need to worry about Ashura’s movements so much as how to deal with his wavelength of madness. This wavelength stirs the madness that sleeps at the bottom of every person’s soul, and it’s contagious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181749 +0000" stop="20260307183919 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenny Dies - S05E13</title>
    <desc>In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183919 +0000" stop="20260307190127 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butters' Very Own Episode - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190127 +0000" stop="20260307192333 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jared Has Aides - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192333 +0000" stop="20260307194538 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asspen - S06E02</title>
    <desc>With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181357 +0000" stop="20260307182527 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rehearsal - S04E01</title>
    <desc>It's the rehearsal prior to the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and no one seems ready at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182527 +0000" stop="20260307183638 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gallagher - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost introduces Space Time Quiz Fun 9000 and his contestants, David Cross and Bob Odenkirk. What follows is a rapid-fire conversation as Odenkirk's growing addiction to power-band blasts results in a steady volley from Space Ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183638 +0000" stop="20260307184842 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edelweiss - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Zorak is zapped until he can no longer regenerate leaving Space Ghost without a bandleader. Moltar is instructed to fill in for his friend by singing renditions of German folk songs, which puts Beck, the show's lone guest, to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184842 +0000" stop="20260307185928 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost marks a special notch in the belt that is the Space Ghost saga with returning guests Bobcat Goldthwait and Judy Tenuta. It includes special appearances by villian-turned-announcer Tansut and the evil Chad Ghostal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185928 +0000" stop="20260307191034 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zoltran - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost chats with Robin Leach until he reveals he is a villain named Zoltran. Zoltran blasts Space Ghost by shooting lasers out of his eyes. It doesn't get easier as Merrill Markoe needles him about his age and intergalactic location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191034 +0000" stop="20260307192118 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Lokar presents a look at the talk show's original pilot, "Birdman Coast to Coast," starring Birdman as host before Space Ghost took the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192118 +0000" stop="20260307193257 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speck - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Reggae star Jimmy Cliff chats with Space Ghost about his new album and touring in South America. Moltar and mechanic-turned-musician Jack Logan share a creepy conversation about items underneath their beds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193257 +0000" stop="20260307194904 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zorak - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost presents a tribute to Zorak. Dr. Maxcy Nolan speculates the bandleader may be hiding an extra set of legs under his vest. Exterminator Steve Arnold reveals he says take this before going after insects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180237 +0000" stop="20260307182701 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tim is fired after taking his diappointment in The Phantom Menace out on a young customer. Meanwhile, Daisy struggles to claim her dole money from the job centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182701 +0000" stop="20260307185123 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mettle - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sinister sabotage seriously threatens Mike and Tim's chances of winning Robot Wars, while Daisy gets a job in Hell's Kitchen and Brian faces the terrifying prospect of an exhibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185123 +0000" stop="20260307191619 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim faces a race against time when Daisy accidentally jeopardises his career. Elsewhere, Daisy and Marsha decide to get fit, and Brian decides to tell his mother the truth about his chosen career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191619 +0000" stop="20260307194103 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A night on the town for Tim and Daisy turns into a fight for survival as the dynamic duo come face to face with an old enemy (not to mention a few new ones).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182710 +0000" stop="20260307192044 +0000" channel="C1650.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Brothers - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Spartacus puts a plan in motion to weaken Crassus forces and gain the upper hand. Betrayal threatens to foil the plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180340 +0000" stop="20260307182754 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man With the Golden Retriever - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a girl how to safely greet a dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182754 +0000" stop="20260307185208 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chairs Are Not Enough - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Oso shows twins how to play musical chairs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185208 +0000" stop="20260307191623 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quantum of Sandwich - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a boy how to make a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191623 +0000" stop="20260307194037 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder Muffin - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Oso helps a girl make carrot muffins for a school bake sale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180448 +0000" stop="20260307182726 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reinforcement - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mysterio and Kraven join the ranks of the Sinister Six (including Sandman, Rhino, Vulture and Electro) in an attempt to capture Spider-Man once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182726 +0000" stop="20260307185003 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shear Strength - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Peter Parker rings in the New Year, Spider-Man's newest villain, The Master Planner, plans to take over the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185003 +0000" stop="20260307191243 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Steps - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Things seem to be going well for Peter Parker when he is invited to Flash Thompson's birthday party. Things change, however, when Sandman returns with a score to settle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191243 +0000" stop="20260307193521 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Pains - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When aliens infect John Jameson with toxic spores, he begins to increase in size and strength. Seeing this as a perfect opportunity to capture Spider-Man, J. Jonah Jameson manipulates his son into becoming a super-hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193521 +0000" stop="20260307195759 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Crisis - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Venom reveals Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, Peter Parker's family and friends are put in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180539 +0000" stop="20260307181632 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Identity - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Art robberies are committed by an old enemy of Spiderman, actor Charles Cameo, who can utilize masks and make-up to usurp any identity, including those of J. Jonah Jameson and Spiderman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181632 +0000" stop="20260307182723 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sting of the Scorpion - S01E37</title>
    <desc>When the Scorpion, intent on vengeance upon Spiderman and Jameson, escapes prison, he visits the laboratory of his creator, Dr. Stillwell, and drinks a potion that vastly increases his size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182723 +0000" stop="20260307183813 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Treachery - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Paroled from prison, the Human Fly Twins rob diamonds from an importing company, and one of them does this deed in a Spiderman costume so that the guard, before being hit on the head from behind by the second twin, believes that Spidey is the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183813 +0000" stop="20260307185922 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origin of Spider-Man - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Student Peter Parker is labeled a "bookworm" by his peers when he declines their offer of a triple-date in favor of viewing a radiology experiment. Bit by a spider, turning into a superhero, his uncle killed by a thief that Peter let go.. fights crime now in Manhattan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185922 +0000" stop="20260307192107 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pinned - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On his first night at work at the Daily Bugle, Peter overhears talk of a fake medicine racket engineered by a rotund mobster called the Kingpin, whose thugs have a laboratory somewhere where they produce cheap, imitation pharmaceuticals, which are then peddled at gunpoint to druggists, who are subsequently frightened into selling the fake medicine and not signing a    complaint for the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192107 +0000" stop="20260307194254 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing City - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A twisted radiation specialist gains illicit dominion over Manhattan's new and only nuclear power plant and uses a special ray to lift Manhattan into the clouds, and unless he is amply paid, granted amnesty from arrest, and permitted to build his own nuclear reactor, he will deactivate the ray and plunge the island by force of gravity back down to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181642 +0000" stop="20260307183930 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Nephilia - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist named Dr. Bradley Shaw transforms into a mutant spider when trying to gain Spider-Man's powers from his blood sample.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183930 +0000" stop="20260307190221 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown to Doom - S01E21</title>
    <desc>NASA sends a rocket into space, built by Doctor Doom, unaware that he has attached a device to it that will move the Earth out of orbit, sending it into a new ice age, in an effort to force the United Nations to declare him to be the master of the world. During his fight against Spider-Man, Doctor Doom is accidentally destroyed by his own laser cannon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190221 +0000" stop="20260307192515 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arsenic and Aunt May - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man catches the relative of the burglar that killed Ben Parker, which leads the Chameleon to discover Spidey's secret identity. He poses as Uncle Ben's spirit and tricks Aunt May into seeing a medium that will give her a necklace that will hypnotize her into trying to kill Spider-Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192515 +0000" stop="20260307194803 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vulture Has Landed - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Vulture has been kidnapping scientists in an effort to gain control of a NASA space probe. Peter goes to see his friend Harry in his apartment, but he's not home. Vulture mistakes Peter as Harry and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180814 +0000" stop="20260307183209 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pawns of the Kingpin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Kingpin and Doctor Faustus use a mind control device to force Captain America to commit crimes, who convinces Iceman to follow him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183209 +0000" stop="20260307185601 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest of the Red Skull - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Red Skull kidnaps Hiawatha Smith and the Spider-Friends so that they will not interfere in his plot to start World War III.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185601 +0000" stop="20260307191958 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origin of the Iceman - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Videoman returns, and Iceman retells his origin as he fears he is losing his mutant powers. In a brief flashback clip, Iceman recalls meeting Professor Xavier and the original members of the X-Men (Angel, Beast, Marvel-Girl, Cyclops).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191958 +0000" stop="20260307194353 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fire-Star is Born - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Iceman and Firestar attend an X-Men reunion featuring Cyclops, Angel, and its latest members Storm and Wolverine (who oddly speaks with an Australian accent). Firestar recalls her origins (cameos by Magneto and a Sentinel). After that, the Juggernaut crashes the party in an effort to destroy his stepbrother Professor X.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180314 +0000" stop="20260307182451 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Paul, Stuart and Carter rope reformed gambler Charlie into their poker night, and are responsible for his subsequent gambling bender. Caitlin tries to teach the mayor to be more self-sufficient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182451 +0000" stop="20260307184628 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Company of Dudes - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When a supermodel sues the mayor, Charlie hires his old college friend to defend him. Charlie finds himself torn between two friends after Scott hits on Caitlin. Meanwhile, Paul and Stuart compete for the same woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184628 +0000" stop="20260307190809 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Image Maker - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Carter discovers an old love letter written by Stuart. He decides to set Stuart up with the addressee of the letter, a woman who turns out to be Stuart's ex-wife. The woman quickly manages to set a whipped Stuart into his old rut. Meanwhile, Caitlin hires an image consultant when the mayor's approval ratings go down. The consultant discovers that the mayor has a problem with women, causing Charlie to make himself over. And also, Paul worries that he's unrecognizable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190809 +0000" stop="20260307192950 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trainstopping - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Julia's having a hard time dealing with her kiss with Charlie, so he asks her out. Their first date is a nightmare. Meanwhile, the mayor and his staff take the subway to prove that the mayor is in touch with the people. The train gets stuck in a tunnel, screwing up Charlie's plans for a second date. Meanwhile, Paul tells an exclusive cafe that Carter is Cuba Gooding Jr. to get reservations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192950 +0000" stop="20260307195131 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain on My Charades - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The mayor's daughter Meg returns and inspires Caitlin to be more spontaneous and free. Paul, Stuart and Carter give Charlie advice about compromising with Julia. This leads to Charlie deciding he's ready to commit, while Julia decides she's not.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180531 +0000" stop="20260307182950 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince William's plan to remove all obstacles between himself and the throne continues apace.


Snooker champion Steve Davis bemoans his lack of a nickname and comes up with something altogether more 'interesting'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182950 +0000" stop="20260307185511 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Rubinovski and Franks - the new crimefighting duo starring a sheep and an anteater - and woe betide the lawbreaker who gets in their way!


Meanwhile, the pound sterling is in freefall and so is the Chancellor!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185511 +0000" stop="20260307192023 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Russian Prime Minister Gorbachev proves beyond a doubt he;s the grooviest Russian premier in history.


Meanwhile, Jim Callaghan states publicly that, being a pedigree wolverine breeder, he would feed them nothing other than new Chunky Lumps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192023 +0000" stop="20260307194547 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The magician Paul Daniels chances his arm by hosting the brand new quiz show 'Block Your Odd Bob Mr. Name That Priceslines 2-1'.


The world of theatrical luvvies goes into overdrive when they find out that one of their number has died. Unfortunately, they don't know which one...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180808 +0000" stop="20260307182000 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools in April - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Squidward decides to teach SpongeBob what a REAL April Fool's Day prank is like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182000 +0000" stop="20260307183202 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neptune's Spatula - S01E39</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob seizes the mythical spatula of King Neptune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183202 +0000" stop="20260307184436 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooky - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob and Patrick to beware the dangerous fishing hooks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184436 +0000" stop="20260307185633 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II - S01E41</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob joins Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on patrol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185633 +0000" stop="20260307190901 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Smells - S02E01</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob eats sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. When people avoid him, Patrick convinces him that it's because he's ugly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190901 +0000" stop="20260307192105 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bossy Boots - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Krabs gives his daughter Pearl a job at the Krusty krab, she starts to make some changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192105 +0000" stop="20260307193343 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Shoe's Untied - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patrick gets a new pair of shoes, but doesn't know how to tie his laces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193343 +0000" stop="20260307194539 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squid's Day Off - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs takes the day off from the Krusty Krab and puts Squidward in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194539 +0000" stop="20260307195752 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Pink Loser - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Patrick goes overboard when he takes SpongeBob on as a role model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180624 +0000" stop="20260307181728 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hybrid to Hell - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Early loses the love of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181728 +0000" stop="20260307182845 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jose Can You? Si! - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182845 +0000" stop="20260307184012 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lipstick on a Squid - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184012 +0000" stop="20260307185129 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Pride and Prejudice - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185129 +0000" stop="20260307190241 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trackwood Race-ist - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190241 +0000" stop="20260307191403 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peep - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191403 +0000" stop="20260307192514 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vicki - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192514 +0000" stop="20260307193627 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cephalo-ectomy - S10E06</title>
    <desc>You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193627 +0000" stop="20260307194734 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greener Pastor - S10E07</title>
    <desc>A new pastor comes to Dougal County.

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194734 +0000" stop="20260307195853 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squash B'gosh - S10E08</title>
    <desc>A grave robbery takes place and sparks the apocalypse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181459 +0000" stop="20260307190543 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Archons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise encounters a seemingly peaceful civilization run by a "benevolent" being named Landru... who intends for them to join his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190543 +0000" stop="20260307195614 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Seed - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise picks up a crew of genetic supermen from the 20th century... and their leader, Khan, plans to create a new empire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180441 +0000" stop="20260307182849 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Infinite Vulcan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the recently-discovered planet Phylos, the U.S.S. Enterprise crew meets Dr. Keniclius, a human scientist who survived Earth's Eugenics Wars and now grown to giant proportions. The Phylosians are a once vast plant-based civilization that has been reduced to a few survivors. Led by Keniclius, the Phylosians abduct Spock so the doctor can make him into a giant clone with the intention of forcing peace on the galaxy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182849 +0000" stop="20260307185259 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magicks of Megas-Tu - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise travels to the center of the galaxy only to discover themselves sucked into a dimension where the laws of time and space no longer apply, and "magic" functions for those capable of grasping its fundamentals. Stopping at Megas-Tu, a planet where magic and witchcraft are the norm, the crew finds their guide is Lucien, who is Lucifer of Earth mythology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185259 +0000" stop="20260307191708 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Planet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kirk returns to the ""shore leave"" planet, but it's not as peaceful as it was when they last saw it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191708 +0000" stop="20260307194117 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudd's Passion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Harry Fenton Mudd is once again apprehended and incarcerated by the U.S.S. Enterprise crew, after trying to sell love crystals. He claims the love potion can cause any male and female to fall in love. He inadvertently releases it into the Enterprise's ventilation system and they discover that his claims are true. Mudd abducts Nurse Chapel and briefly escapes to a rocky planet in a stolen Enterprise Heavy shuttlecraft, but he is recaptured and sentenced to an indefinite period in rehabilitation therapy for violations of the Federation pharmaceutical code, including fraud, illegal drug manufacturing, swindling, and transport of a dangerous life-form (a Rigellian hypnoid).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181126 +0000" stop="20260307185651 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babel - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 46423.7 - Miles O'Brien unknowingly triggers a Cardassian booby trap that releases a potentially fatal virus throughout the station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185651 +0000" stop="20260307194218 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captive Pursuit - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown - O'Brien befriends an alien who belongs to a race of beings that are bred to be hunted by another species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182218 +0000" stop="20260307190339 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The U.S.S. Discovery is tasked with a high priority mission to planet Pahvo and learn the science behind the Klingon’s cloaking technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190339 +0000" stop="20260307195109 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Forest I Go - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Bypassing Starfleet’s orders, Lorca uses the U.S.S. Discovery crew’s ultimate asset, the ship itself, in an effort to end the war with the Klingons once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182842 +0000" stop="20260307191316 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Planet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While exploring an uncharted planet, Enterprise crew members encounter a group of aliens who are hunting down indigenous creatures for recreation. During their exploration, Archer is mesmerized by visions of a woman desperately attempting to communicate with him. The woman's ethereal distress signal informs Archer that she and others like her are actually the prey of the alien hunters. Heeding her call, Archer levels the playing field against the alien hunters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191316 +0000" stop="20260307195543 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acquisition - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise encounters Ferengi pirates who use gas to knock out the crew and look for treasures on the Enterprise. But they haven't counted on Tucker, who happens to be in the decon chamber and avoids the gas, and attempts to win back the ship from the pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184408 +0000" stop="20260307192959 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Schizoid Man - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 42437.5
Data is possessed by the consciousness of a brilliant scientist. However, it has a disturbing impact on Data's personality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183715 +0000" stop="20260307193202 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Five: Imposters - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Caught by Starfleet and facing court martial, paranoia grows as Picard struggles to uncover whether a prodigal crewman from his past has returned as an ally or an enemy hellbent on destroying them all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180634 +0000" stop="20260307182136 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182136 +0000" stop="20260307183754 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape Artist - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harry Mudd, back to his old tricks of stealing and double-dealing, finds himself in a precarious position aboard a hostile ship — just in time to try out his latest con.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183754 +0000" stop="20260307185201 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Q&amp;A - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ensign Spock's first day aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise doesn't go as planned when he and Number One are unexpectedly stuck together in a turbo lift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185201 +0000" stop="20260307190639 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190639 +0000" stop="20260307191614 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Not - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an attack on Starbase 28 leaves a surprise prisoner under Cadet Thira Sidhu's watch, she is faced with making a decision that may threaten her standing in Starfleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191614 +0000" stop="20260307192458 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephraim and Dot - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ephraim, a humble tardigrade, is flying through the mycelial network when an unexpected encounter takes her on a bewildering adventure through space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192458 +0000" stop="20260307193244 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193244 +0000" stop="20260307194104 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of Mars - S02E06</title>
    <desc>12 year-old classmates Kima and Lil find themselves at odds with each other on a day that will change their lives forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194104 +0000" stop="20260307195636 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Onboard the U.S.S. Discovery, Ensign Tilly encounters an unexpected visitor in need of help. However, this unlikely pair may have more in common than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181818 +0000" stop="20260307191240 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in Translation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Uhura seems to be the only one who can hear a strange sound. When the noise triggers terrifying hallucinations, she enlists an unlikely assistant to help her track down the source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181741 +0000" stop="20260307190140 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Q2 - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 54704.5 - Q places his son in the care of Captain Janeway for a week, hoping that she will be able to teach him a sense of discipline. However, his powers and his recklessness endanger the crew and test Janeway's patience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190140 +0000" stop="20260307194537 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 54732.3 - A means of direct communication is established with Voyager allowing each crew member to speak with family and friends. The Doctor sends a holo-novel for publication based on a lost starship with a doctor who is treated like a slave, which causes controversy among the members of the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181553 +0000" stop="20260307183759 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Battle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In the search for arms and artillery, Captain Rex brings the rebels to an old abandoned base from the Clone Wars. They quickly find that they're not alone, however, and must once again face enemies from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183759 +0000" stop="20260307190004 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imperial Supercommandos - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When the rebels lose contact with Concord Dawn, Sabine, Ezra, Chopper, and Mandalorian prisoner Fenn Rau investigate. They find an unexpected, deadly new threat waiting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190004 +0000" stop="20260307192208 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Squadron - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Ghost crew encounter three young rebels, while Thrawn plots a trap for his enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192208 +0000" stop="20260307194412 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wynkahthu Job - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Ghost crew teams with Hondo and Azmorigan for a weapons score.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181251 +0000" stop="20260307183455 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuel for the Fire - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kaz befriends a sky racer named Rucklin who pressures him to take some rare and dangerous hyperfuel hidden in Yeager's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183455 +0000" stop="20260307185658 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High Tower - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The First Order arrives at the platform for mysterious reasons and Kaz and BB-8 are determined to sneak into the tower to find out what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185658 +0000" stop="20260307191902 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children from Tehar - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In need of credits to fix a broken part, Kaz looks to recover two missing children and claim a sizable bounty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191902 +0000" stop="20260307194105 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signal from Sector Six - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kaz and Poe Dameron investigate a distress signal, and find something much bigger than they anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181932 +0000" stop="20260307184125 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disappeared (1) - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Without darkness there cannot be light.

The peaceful world of Bardotta and its mystic ways are threatened by an ancient prophecy, and its top spiritual leaders have vanished. Queen Julia of Bardotta calls for help from her most trusted friend in the Senate, Jar Jar Binks. Recognizing the importance of Bardotta's spiritual balance, the Jedi Council sends Mace Windu to accompany Binks and investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184125 +0000" stop="20260307190145 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disappeared (2) - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Wisdom is born in fools as well as wise men. 

Jar Jar Binks' beloved Queen Julia of the planet Bardotta has been abducted by the bloodthirsty Frangawl Cult to fulfill a dark and ancient prophecy. Representative Binks and Jedi Master Mace Windu must find the missing Queen before the cult can rise in power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190145 +0000" stop="20260307192417 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost One (1) - S06E10</title>
    <desc>What is lost is often found. 

A Jedi mission finds a lightsaber belonging to the long-dead Master Sifo-Dyas, prompting Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker to begin an investigation into his decade-old disappearance. This sparks Darth Sidious to order Darth Tyranus to clean up any loose ends that may lead the Jedi to discover the truth of the Sith conspiracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192417 +0000" stop="20260307194641 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voices (2) - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Madness can sometimes be the path to truth. 

Yoda is deeply unsettled when he hears a voice from beyond the grave: the voice of Qui-Gon Jinn. Knowing that it is impossible for a Jedi to retain his identity after Death, the Jedi Council begins to worry that Yoda may be corrupted by the influence of the dark side. Determined to find answers, Yoda escapes the Jedi Temple to follow the disembodied voice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182225 +0000" stop="20260307190331 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Strike (1) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>An unstoppable energy weapon leaves Atlantis under siege after Earth launches a preemptive attack against a very powerful enemy's homeworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190331 +0000" stop="20260307194702 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adrift (2) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Floating in deep space with the city's protective shield failing, the team must do all they can to keep Atlantis alive. A radical injury threatens Dr. Weir's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183427 +0000" stop="20260307191539 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A warring alien race offers to exchange their advanced technology for Earth's help in defeating their enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191539 +0000" stop="20260307195651 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upgrades - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Tok'ra archaeologist arrives at the SGC with newly discovered technology, giving the SG-1 team superhuman powers.</desc>
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    <title>Pain - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dr. Tamara Johansen tries to track down what is causing the crew to hallucinate.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Angel - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The detectives are assigned to protect a wrestler who has received a death threat, with Starsky going into the ring himself to draw out a suspect.</desc>
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    <title>Ballad for a Blue Lady - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The detectives are called when a witness is found dead before he can testify against a notorious racketeer.  Hutch begins to suspect that his girfriend's brother may be involved.</desc>
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    <title>Sweat Equity - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Agent Stroud flexes the far-reaching power of the NSA, threatening to derail the lives of Araknet's founders; Ronald struggles with the decision to undermine LH7 in order to keep Araknet safe; a chance encounter threatens to dredge up Izzy's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191612 +0000" stop="20260307195835 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guerilla - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As Wes scrambles to hide the rest of his cash from Stroud, Ronald and Nick begin to butt heads over how to carry on as co-CEOs; Izzy finds herself drawn back into the world of subversive tech.</desc>
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    <title>Trophy Kids - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The growing obsession of parents in the scholastic athletic competition of their children is the focus of this installment in HBO Sports innovative documentary series.</desc>
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    <title>Glamorous Life - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Station 19 crew trade in their turnouts for tuxes and gowns as they attend the Firefighters Ball, but when disaster strikes, they jump into action to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>This Woman's Work - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Andy steps into the station’s captaincy as Jack’s life hangs in the balance. The team is called to a hostage situation. Natasha fights for her career, and Maya and Carina make a choice.</desc>
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    <title>Hello, Mister Chips - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Chaos ensues when Al takes her boss's chimpanzee home. J.T. tries to use Mark's newfound talent to swindle a pool hustler.</desc>
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    <title>Roadie - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Cody could leave town to tour with a rock star. Frank becomes obsessed with the kids' car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185821 +0000" stop="20260307192031 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dana's feminist organization attracts a surprising new member, Cody. Mark is dateless for the school dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192031 +0000" stop="20260307194252 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Come Back - S05E10</title>
    <desc>J.T. and Al audition Lilly to represent a baby food company. Frank annoys Carol at her beauty products convention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180730 +0000" stop="20260307181857 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Made of Honor - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Steven has a big surprise for the Crystal Gems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181857 +0000" stop="20260307184141 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunited - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Steven brings everyone together for a special reunion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184141 +0000" stop="20260307185310 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legs From Here to Homeworld - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Steven travels to visit family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185310 +0000" stop="20260307190446 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar - S05E25</title>
    <desc>With many changes going on in his life, Steven tries to find his place in the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190446 +0000" stop="20260307191621 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Together Alone - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Steven throws a party to bring his family together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191621 +0000" stop="20260307192757 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escapism - S05E27</title>
    <desc>Steven uses his psychic powers to find help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180106 +0000" stop="20260307182226 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Senior Center Showdown - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the auction action goes to Homeland, Calif., an upscale retirement community, the bidders start to dream of scoring big. Darrell lands a locker filled with furniture, and Jarrod gambles on a safe. Have they bought treasure--or trash?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182226 +0000" stop="20260307184345 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the eerie side of storage. When Barry hires two psychics to "see" inside the units at Gardena, Calif., they say they've got a "dark" feeling about the place. But that doesn't spook Jarrod and Brandi, who decide to roll the dice on a unit that could save their store. It's a creepy, pressure-packed look at the storage business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184345 +0000" stop="20260307190509 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collector's Last Stand - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The buyers head to Norwalk, California for the latest round of storage unit auctions. One buyer and his wife find they have much in common with regards to their opinion of another buyer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190509 +0000" stop="20260307192625 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School House Lock - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In the college town of Fullerton, California the buyers search for textbooks and rare university artifacts. Dave and Darrell compete in a mano-a-mano showdown. Barry Weiss takes a stab at some antique vinyl, while Jarrod and Brandi fight the other buyers (and each other) for a unit to keep their store afloat. Who will find frat house junk and who will find the professor’s treasury?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192625 +0000" stop="20260307194748 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gambler's Last Resort - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The buyers journey eastward to the city of sin for a marathon of auctions. But with a 300 mile haul between them and their stores, the rules of the game have changed. Now on a level playing field, Jarrod fires back at the big dogs. Dave Hester rolls up his sleeves with an “earthy” find. And Darrell Sheets bids on a unit with some golden potential. Away from home without their teams, the buyers will find out who has the skills and who’s just plain lucky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183253 +0000" stop="20260307191635 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Direct Hit - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the final weeks of the season, Sean is desperate to get the shot he is trying to achieve. A tornado forms earlier than expected and nearly touches down near Woodward, Oklahoma. In the middle of the programme, the TIV breaks down and the team lose two valuble days chasing. On the last day of the season, all the teams are on the verge of defeat when a cell erupts near Nickerson, Kansas. The TIV manages a valuble intercept and gave Joshua Wurman vital data.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191635 +0000" stop="20260307200010 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado Intercept Tank - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With a record-breaking tornado season already underway, Josh and Sean race to get the new DOW6 and the bigger, badder Tornado Intercept Vehicle, TIV2, on the road. Reed, meanwhile, has been chasing for weeks, already surviving a harrowing near miss and a hailstorm that takes out the TVN's windshield. The DOW and TIV finally get out the gate, but it's the SCOUT team that faces the first big challenge -- a dangerous night chase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184550 +0000" stop="20260307193411 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly Jesse and Norman become embroiled in the case of Linda Martin, an important witness against a mobster. She is persued by the mobster's henchman who are hell-bent on getting rid of her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182413 +0000" stop="20260307190723 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uninvited Guests - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Rachel and her mom plan for Rachel's dream wedding, but Rachel worries that the event could reveal Mike's secret. Meanwhile, Daniel Hardman and Jack Soloff make their move against Jessica and the partners, Harvey and Mike tangle with Hardman's mysterious backer and Louis tries to find Jack's weakness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190723 +0000" stop="20260307195133 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith - S05E10</title>
    <desc>With their backs against the wall, Jessica and Louis make a last-ditch effort to rally the support of the partners, as Daniel Hardman and Jack Soloff attempt a takeover of the firm. Meanwhile, Mike and Harvey must each face down the demons of their past in order to make potentially life-altering decisions</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181638 +0000" stop="20260307190221 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Protector / Stowaways / The Ghost / Rampage - S02E57</title>
    <desc>Batman, Robin and Aquaman put to sea in an effort to end the pirating and pillaging of Captain Shark and his immobilizing ray. / The Wonder Twins activate their special powers to save a couple of girls who try an ill-advised adventure as stowaways and almost become flotsam and jetsam. / The Super Friends tackle the supernatural when the Ghost, a villain from the past, is freed from his imprisonment and wants to take revenge on Superman and Wonder Woman for imprisoning his spirit by threatening the world with his ghostly fate if they don't surrender themselves to him. Now the other Super Friends members must save Superman and Wonder Woman before it's too late. / In India, Superman and Green Lantern have their hands full when a huge, wild, white elephant tears through jungles and villages on a rampage-looking for its baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190221 +0000" stop="20260307192503 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rokan: Enemy from Space - S03E01</title>
    <desc>From the edge of the Milky Way, a winged creature named Rokan speeds toward Earth. Superman confronts the beast and realizes it’s Rokan, a beast from Krypton which was thought to be extinct and since Rokan is from Krypton she has the exact same powers as Superman. Escaping, the creature wreaks Havoc on Earth. The Super Friends attempt stop to stop Rokan by chasing her and her babies away with Kryptonite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192503 +0000" stop="20260307194654 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanted: The Superfriends - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lex Luthor forms a criminal gang called "The Legion of Doom" and uses a dream-machine to make the Super Friends commit crimes. When the Super Friends are forced to turn themselves into police headquarters, the guards reveal themselves to be Bizarro and Cheetah who send the Super Friends to the sun while the Legion of Doom uses the Super Friends' own Justice League satellite with Luthor's mutation device to turn women into Cheetah clones and men into Bizarro clones and commit profitable robberies. The Super Friends return to Earth to reverse the damage done and retake The Hall of Justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180641 +0000" stop="20260307182916 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Hulk! (Six Against Infinity, Part 5) - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After being thrown into a portal by Dark Surfer, Hulk ends up on Sakaar and he is captured by the Red King for gladiator-themed tournament games. In order to be free of the Red King's cruelness, Hulk teams up with two other gladiators named Miek and Korg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182916 +0000" stop="20260307185152 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1602! (Six Against Infinity, Part 6) - S02E20</title>
    <desc>After being thrown into a portal by Dark Surfer, Scarlet Witch ends up in the Marvel 1602 universe where she finds a town under attack by pirate versions of Doctor Doom, MODOK, and Abomination. Unfortunately for Scarlet Witch, the townspeople do not appreciate witches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185152 +0000" stop="20260307191427 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brouhaha at the World’s Bottom! - S02E21</title>
    <desc>As Mister Fantastic and Ms. Marvel make a desperate attempt to rescue the Squaddies from their extra-dimensional exile, the evil HYDRA besieges their distant Antarctic outpost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191427 +0000" stop="20260307193702 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing: Impossible! - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When the Impossible Man’s wife kicks him out, the irrepressible funster ends up crashing with the Super Hero Squad. But to save his marriage, Impossible Man attempts to do something no one else has been able to do – defeat the Dark Surfer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193702 +0000" stop="20260307195938 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Baby Sat! - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Super Hero Squad suffers a time mishap that transforms several of the Squaddies into toddlers! It’s up to the unaffected heroes to find a way to fix the Super Hero Toddlers before they are stuck that way forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180334 +0000" stop="20260307181701 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marianne &amp; Luigeena (Mario's Magic Carpet) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers welcome their cousins, Marianne &amp; Luigeena, to their apartment where they meet and flirt with the special guest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181701 +0000" stop="20260307183856 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mario Monster Mash (Rolling Down the River) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers receive a spooky delivery intended for their new neighbor, Dr. Frank N. Stein.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183856 +0000" stop="20260307190051 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonkers from Yonkers (The Great Gladiator Gig) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mario sustains a head injury while he and Luigi are on a job. When Mario starts some odd behavior, Luigi seeks assistance from Dr. Fruitcake</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190051 +0000" stop="20260307191417 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bats in the Basement (Mario and the Beanstalk) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers welcome a pointy-toothed exchange student from Transylvania.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191417 +0000" stop="20260307192742 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up! (Love 'Em and Leave 'Em) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers try out their best Elvis impression for an upcoming contest, They get some advice from a special guest star which leaves them "All Shook Up"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192742 +0000" stop="20260307194111 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Mia Mario (The Great BMX Race) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mama Mario comes over to the Mario Brother's apartment for a visit</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181728 +0000" stop="20260307184517 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humpty Dumpty - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Poor Pig is stuck at the tippy top of his brand new slide, and is afraid to come down! The Super Readers fly into the Humpty Dumpty book to find out how he'll get down from that wall. All the King's horses and all the King's men may not be able to help Humpty, but the Super Readers can! In the process, everyone learns a lesson about giving encouragement. Educational Objectives: To learn about facing fears. Other educational goals are to play with the alphabet and match the letters A, L and R, practice the magic of spelling and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184517 +0000" stop="20260307191043 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack and the Beanstalk - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Baby Joy, Whyatt's little sister, is having a GIANT-sized tantrum, and nothing will calm her down! The Super Readers use their literacy powers to venture up Jack's Beanstalk and meet a real giant, who's acting like a big baby. Whyatt learns about the soothing power of music from his big brother Jack, and the Super Readers save the day. Educational Objectives: To learn strategies for soothing someone, use the alphabet and identify the letters A, E, N and Z. Kids will practice the magic of spelling and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191043 +0000" stop="20260307193608 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tortoise and the Hare - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On your mark, get set...wait! Princess Pea and Red are in a potato sack race in the park but can't agree on how fast to go! The Super Readers fly into the famous race between the Tortoise and the Hare, and help these friends as they head to the finish line. Will slow and steady win this race, could fast be more fun, or will our fairytale friends learn a completely different lesson? Educational Objectives: To learn about good sportsmanship, sing the alphabet, identify the letters G, and O, practice spelling skills and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180256 +0000" stop="20260307181357 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles with Triples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Warden's new plans for Superjail are interrupted by visitors for the Twins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181357 +0000" stop="20260307182459 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightshift - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate's final meal causes Alice to rethink her career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182459 +0000" stop="20260307183601 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oedipus Mess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A cloning experiment in Superjail causes a mass riot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183601 +0000" stop="20260307184717 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Radio - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When a pirate radio station hits Superjail, the Warden fights back with some programming of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184717 +0000" stop="20260307185818 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burnstoolie Burn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Warden learns a little about friendship and a lot about fire from an inmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185818 +0000" stop="20260307190920 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superhell! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden, with the help of a disfigured inmate named Ash, continue their arson spree across Superjail. Meanwhile, Alice and Stingray get lost on a planet full of vicious monsters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190920 +0000" stop="20260307192022 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Pack - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Warden comes to his senses and puts out the fires across Superjail, he begins blaming the whole thing on cigarettes. This prompts him to ban the use of tobacco products throughout the entirety of Superjail, which leads to some inmates to go to drastic measures in order to obtain their "buzz".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192022 +0000" stop="20260307193123 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jean, Paul, Beefy and Alice - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After spotting two Peacocks together during mating season while hunting Jacknife through Africa, Jailbot becomes obsessed with finding love. The Twins capitalize on this and hand Jailbot a strange alien fungus with humanoid features which he promptly falls in love with. The fungus begins giving off mold spores infecting everyone in Superjail turning them into horrendous mutated monsters with a similar appearance as to itself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193123 +0000" stop="20260307194225 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superjail Inquisitor - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While the Warden is building a new dam in Superjail several inmates start to run a tabloid newspaper called the Superjail Inquisitor. The Warden is astonished by one of the fake articles and believes that his favorite childhood monster, "Manglefang" may be lurking in Superjail. This prompts the Warden to suspend construction and go on a massive hunt for Manglefang and torturing anyone who refuses to believe in it. The Twins then discover an article made by Ash about aliens, so they modify the image in the newspaper and then send it to the Triplets in space. The Triplets arrive on Earth in response, and in a fit of rage they make every fake article ever written in the tabloid (including Manglefang, to Warden's delight) manifest in reality resulting in chaos and the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to Superjail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194225 +0000" stop="20260307195327 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstorm! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>It's Superjail's annual Field Day, and Warden is dead-set on winning the Three-Legged Race this year. As such, he builds himself the perfect partner: A walking weather machine named "Sunshine". Using Sunshine to create weather anomalies that distracts the competitors, Warden cheats his way to victory. However in his gloating Warden breaks his remote controller for Sunshine causing it to develop its own will and abandon Warden. Sunshine promptly creates dangerous weather anomalies all over Superjail, destroying the Candyland section in the process which enrages Warden (as it's his favorite place in the prison). Meanwhile, Jared is crying over losing Sharice to The Doctor who makes multiple attempts to take his new relationship with her to third base. His plans backfire when Sharice blindly ignores his advances, leading The Doctor to create a Frankenstein-style clone of her with slutty tendencies. Which Jared finds first. In the end, Sharice and Jared reconcile while The Doctor decides to stick to using the Sharice clone he made for his libdo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180651 +0000" stop="20260307183026 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lab Rat Lift-Off - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Lab Rat tries to stop Ginny's hero, Polaris the Astro-Cat, from being the first cat on the moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183026 +0000" stop="20260307185402 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rockin' Rockhound - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties must catch Zsa-Zsa, when she steals a special gem from the museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185402 +0000" stop="20260307191737 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole Lot of Trouble - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties have to keep Mr. Puppypaws from digging up the animals' Fun Run.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191737 +0000" stop="20260307194112 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roboctopus - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Bitsy feels replaced after Sparks makes the SuperKitty Kit super fast to stop the Roboctopus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182002 +0000" stop="20260307184137 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Son of Krypton (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Superman thwarts a plot by Lex Luthor to sell the LEXO-SKEL SUIT 5000 to Kaznian terrorists, via their agent John Corben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184137 +0000" stop="20260307190252 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun and Games - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Superman rescues Metropolis thug Bruno Mannheim - and Lois - from the vengeful Toyman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190252 +0000" stop="20260307192420 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Piece of Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lex Luthor discovers Superman's vulnerability to Kryptonite, and attempts to exploit this weakness to rid himself once and for all of the Man of Steel.</desc>
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    <title>Feeding Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After toxic chemicals transform janitor Rudy Jones into the energy-draining Parasite, he imprisons Superman, intent on keeping the Man of Steel as his own personal power source.</desc>
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    <title>Season Seven, Time for a Wedding! - S07E08</title>
    <desc>While on a hunt, Sam runs into someone from his past and a confrontation ensues. Meanwhile, Dean reluctantly teams up with a quirky, laid-back hunter named Garth, when he finds himself in a situation that he just cannot explain.</desc>
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    <title>How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Sam, Dean, and Bobby become actual hunters, in the true sense of the word, when they set up camp in a New Jersey state park to track a creature that has been attacking people in the woods. The townsfolk claim it is the real Jersey Devil. Meanwhile, Dean is beyond thrilled to find a Biggerson’s restaurant in town, but is devastated when he discovers the restaurant’s special sandwich seems to be making people crazy.</desc>
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    <title>Cloud 9.0 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Amy tries to help her employees cope with Mateo’s ICE detention – and with the introduction of a new robot co-worker that makes them fear they could be replaced.</desc>
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    <title>Testimonials - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Amy attempts to gather glowing character testimony for Mateo’s immigration lawyer but comes up short. Jonah plans an engagement party for Sandra, infuriating Dina, while Glenn and Marcus compete for Mateo’s old locker.</desc>
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    <title>Forced Hire - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Amy hires Dina’s nemesis Colleen, Dina blackmails Garrett into making Colleen’s life a living hell. Jonah is forced to befriend Marcus in order to unionize the warehouse guys.</desc>
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    <title>Mall Closing - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The local mall has closed, and while Amy and Dina are excited about the influx of new customers, they quickly realize they’re not all there to shop. Cheyenne learns she’s not as cool as she thinks she is.</desc>
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    <title>Bulk's Story - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Bulk reveals the hair-raising story of his first meeting with the cruel Texas Pete – how they both escaped from prison and got Skeleton out of one ‘grave’ situation and into another!</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed's Dream - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Whilst Spottyman is visiting Mother Nature with a new doll-friend of his, SuperTed suffers the most dreadful torture at the hands of a ghastly, fat baby! What a nightmare!</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed in Spotty and the Indians - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After a crash in his rocket ship, Spotty begins to see spots everywhere – even on the earth creatures! SuperTed meanwhile can see something far more menacing – the barrel of Texas Pete’s hunting gun.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed Meets Father Christmas - S01E24</title>
    <desc>This year Father Christmas appears to be stealing the children’s presents rather than bringing them. SuperTed and Spotty get well and truly snowed under answering calls for help…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183110 +0000" stop="20260307183857 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Mother Nature - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete travels to the Magic Cloud and forces Mother Nature to dose him with the same medicine that gave SuperTed magic powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183857 +0000" stop="20260307184508 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Magic Word - Part 1 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete thinks of a very clever way of discovering the magic word. After playing a trick on SuperTed and Spottyman he sneaks into the Tree House and hides listening devices in secret places but then everything depends on Bulk.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Magic Word - Part 2 - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Bulk has heard SuperTed's magic word and can fly 'like a bear'. But will Tex catch him before he forgets the word?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185206 +0000" stop="20260307185957 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed Kicks up the Dust - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Spottyman believes that the cosmic dust should be placed where everyone can see it. But SuperTed disagrees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185957 +0000" stop="20260307190747 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Pothole Rescue - S01E29</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is perplexed. What should he do first? Find Spottyman who is lost underground or save Linda before her head disappears under the water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190747 +0000" stop="20260307191530 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Whales - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Before Spottyman has time to sit down in his bath, the alarm rings and off they go to save the blue whale stuck on a lonely beach in North Wales.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191530 +0000" stop="20260307192317 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Tex's Magic Spell - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is willing to break all the rules in order to conquer his arch enemy. He is even willing to stoop so low as to steal his favourite teddy bear from his bed in the middle of the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192317 +0000" stop="20260307193110 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gorilla - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Bulk finds and ideal friend and runs after him into the forest, leaving Skeleton at the mercy of the wild animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193110 +0000" stop="20260307193834 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Great Horrendo - S01E33</title>
    <desc>SuperTed’s magic powers are temporarily impaired as the Great Horrendo splits his best friend and his heart in two.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193834 +0000" stop="20260307194627 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Rattlesnake - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Why don’t we steal a poisonous snake and give it to Tex as a present? said Bulk. A wonderful idea replied Skeleton. And they go off to the Zoo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194627 +0000" stop="20260307195408 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Chinatown - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Tex turns everything topsy-turvey and SuperTed goes overboard in a San Francisco restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183239 +0000" stop="20260307191409 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivorman and Son: Tofino - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Les Stroud and his teenaged son Logan find themselves stranded for 5 days off the coast of Vancouver Island during a kayaking trip with little supplies and no camera crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191409 +0000" stop="20260307195539 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivorman and Son: Northern Ontario - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Les and Logan take on the role of two fisherman stranded in Wabakimi Provincial Park after the boat motor breaks down. All they have to survive with is their boat, fishing gear and no camera crew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182205 +0000" stop="20260307184918 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Plans - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Cam reveals to Reggie that he’s about to propose marriage to Allison. Reggie gives Cam some unexpected advice about the engagement process. M-Chuck’s freshman English class challenges her to write about some painful truths, and Cassie nears completion of her conversion to Catholicism. Missy is determined to get involved in a big deal that Chen has presented to Reggie and Cam, but she’ll have to convince her parents first...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184918 +0000" stop="20260307191829 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cassie visits Rodney in prison as part of her journey to her Catholic confirmation. Reggie tries to persuade Cam to invest in Chen’s real estate deal. Missy gets some money from her father to invest in the same deal. Cam and Allison’s families get together for an engagement dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191829 +0000" stop="20260307194710 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Answers and Questions - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Cam and Reggie are at odds about getting involved in a deal that involves abandoned school property, Missy is determined to pursue any lead that might get her out of the shadow of the Calloway clan and M-Chuck’s pursuit of her writing talent pits her against Cassie in a way that might never get resolved. A surprise revelation from Jimmy Flaherty leaves Cam with a choice to make: suit up or sell out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181856 +0000" stop="20260307185811 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inspector Spectre - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A routine visit from the health inspector has Rick jumping through hoops to streamline his crawfish peeling process or face shutdown. Meanwhile, Coy enlists Shorty to go camping, but the trip is anything but peaceful.</desc>
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    <title>Friends With Benefits - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Shorty tries to organize a fund-raiser to help Coy with his medical bills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184133 +0000" stop="20260307192231 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Houdini Returns - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Troy puts his sharpshooting to the ultimate test; Frenchy ventures into uncharted territory; Jay Paul and R.J. pursue their old nemesis, Houdini; and Kristi hunts to pay for a new hay barn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182135 +0000" stop="20260307184518 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Even two months after he had been logged out of SAO, Kazuto continues to be plagued with nightmares about Asuna. It is also revealed that throughout his two-year coma in the game, his younger cousin, Suguha, has been constantly worrying about him. The pair have a kendo spar, and though Kazuto loses, Suguha is both shocked and curious about his unusual yet proficient sword fighting skills -- a result of his time in SAO. Later, Kazuto goes to the hospital to visit Asuna who, along with 300 other players, has yet to wake up even after the SAO incident. It is there that he meets an associate of Asuna's father, Noboyuki Sugou, who reveals to Kazuto that he intends to be adopted into Asuna's family while she is still comatose as a precursor to marriage, much to Kazuto's fury. Claiming this as his right since that it was his company that had been keeping Asuna alive after SAO's developer went bankrupt, he informs Kazuto that the ceremony will occur in a week and tells him not to see her again. Later at home, Kazuto breaks down before Suguha, who tells him not to give up, despite harboring her own feelings for him. The next morning, Kazuto receives an e-mail from Egil with a screenshot of an avatar resembling Asuna from another game.</desc>
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    <title>Land of the Fairies - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Kazuto visits Egil, who explains that the photo he sent came from ALfheim Online, an MMO where players take the role of fairies capable of flight. He goes on to explain that the figure resembling Asuna was spotted somewhere on the game's World Tree. Noticing Sugou's company is behind the game, Kazuto decides to once again don his Nervegear and take up his role as Kirito in ALfheim Online. Upon selecting his character race as a Spriggan and diving in, he enters a strange warphole which leads him to a forest, where he finds to his surprise that his stats are identical to his SAO avatar's. He also discovers that he still has the SAO in-game item containing Yui's data, which he activates to bring Yui into ALfheim as a Navigation Pixie. Yui deduces that the game is made using a copy of SAO's servers, which was why all common skills and stats from SAO had been carried over to Kirito's ALfheim avatar. As Kirito gets used to his flight controls, a couple of players named Lyfa and Recon are seen fighting against some enemies. As Recon is defeated and Lyfa is outnumbered, Kirito crash lands before her and steps in to help defeat the assailants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190901 +0000" stop="20260307193244 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captive Queen - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lyfa thanks Kirito for saving her and teaches him how to fly properly. They then travel to the Sylph Territory (Sylvein) where they meet one of Lyfa's party members, Recon. Lyfa and Kirito go to an inn and have a conversation about how Kirito can get to the top of the World Tree. Seeing Kirito's determination to reach the top of the tree, Lyfa decides to help him and asks him to meet her at the inn the next day. When Lyfa logs out, it is shown that she is actually Suguha. Meanwhile, Asuna is seen in a gigantic bird cage at the World Tree, held by the game master, Oberon the Fairy King. She recognizes Oberon as Sugou, who insists on calling her "Titania". He reveals to Asuna how he captured the minds of 300 players before they were logged out from SAO including her own, as part of his research on memory control. He threatens to alter Asuna's memories if she does not cooperate with him and then departs, leaving Asuna in despair and quietly begging for Kirito to save her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193244 +0000" stop="20260307195626 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the World Tree - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After recalling how she got into VR gaming, Suguha meets up with Recon's real life persona, Shin'ichi Nagata, informing him that she will be quitting their party to join Kirito. Logging in once more as Lyfa, she accompanies Kirito in shopping for new equipment, having a run in with her old party, led by Sigurd who doesn't take kindly to Lyfa's departure. Before Kirito and Lyfa set off, Recon approaches them, saying he will continue to observe Sigurd's party due to some suspicions he has about them. Meanwhile, as Asuna learns from Sugou that Kirito is still alive, she takes keen observation of the keycode for her cage's lock. As Kirito and Lyfa reach a safe landing point, where they will have to continue on foot through some caves to reach the World Tree, they take turns logging out to refresh themselves, with Lyfa getting a brief chat with Yui. After Kirito returns, they both set off again, unaware that they are being followed by a mysterious group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180118 +0000" stop="20260307184923 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hardcore Connection - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While on a prostitution sting, Hooker spots veteran vice officer Daniels' car parked outside a motel, and goes to investigate just as the officer is shot by an assassin. Both the gun-man and the prostitute Daniels was meeting with flee the scene, and the officer's superior reports that Daniels wasn't there on Police business, and what's more, was found with money suggesting that he'd been taking bribes. But Hooker is adamant that the veteran officer is innocent of the accusations, and has two days before the funeral to clear the officer's name and find out what he was really doing at the motel.    The girl Daniels was meeting with holds the key to the true circumstances, and Hooker forces her ex-roommate, a reluctant, wise-cracking ex-prostitute, into helping him track the down. But the girl is hiding in fear from the dangerous porno producer who was involved with the officer's shooting...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184923 +0000" stop="20260307193729 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a Killing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Following an execution-style murder connected to a drug racket, Hooker joins forces with ex-partner and personal friend Jim Cody to solve the killing and put the drug ring out of business. But as they investigate the case, it becomes apparent that Cody's own daughter is a heroin addict and involved with key members of the drug ring...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182018 +0000" stop="20260307184300 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far Far From Home - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Freddy can't fall asleep on their first overnight delivery and worries that he won't get the rest he needs!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184300 +0000" stop="20260307190542 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Trouble - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy show Mia the joys of giving away her old toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190542 +0000" stop="20260307192823 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TOTSGIVING - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After Lucky nearly ruins TOTSGIVING, Pip, Freddy, and KC set out to save the holiday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192823 +0000" stop="20260307195105 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodbird's Wish - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Woodbird always dreamed of making a baby delivery, so Pip and Freddy are here to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180249 +0000" stop="20260307182515 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.U.F.F. Love - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Keswick enlists the help of Dudley to woo his dream girl, Tammy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182515 +0000" stop="20260307184741 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soar Loser - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Birdbrain steals the new Skatebird to get revenge on the Owl Force Academy for rejecting his application.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184741 +0000" stop="20260307191006 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead or a Lie - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dudley pretends to have eaten poisonous cupcakes to save Kitty, so she tries to make his possibly last day his best ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191006 +0000" stop="20260307193231 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tourist Trap - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kitty and Dudley win a trip to Hawaii along with Snaptrap, but Kitty ends up being kidnapped by the Weasel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193231 +0000" stop="20260307195454 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Ghost Seek - S03E06</title>
    <desc>T.U.F.F. is hired to get rid of a ghost inside an old mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182253 +0000" stop="20260307184701 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How I Met Your Mother - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An episode that flashes back to how Terry and Vicky met/were set up by Eddie as a prank years ago. As they rattle off their tales to Lucy, it’s clear Terry, Eddie and Vicky all have very different memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184701 +0000" stop="20260307191109 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carpet Diem - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The station receives a sexual harassment complaint, requiring the Crew to participate in a sexual bias seminar. Eddie falls for the teacher and tries to navigate the thorny process of how to pick up the Sexual Bias Trainer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191109 +0000" stop="20260307193517 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Machines - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A technical upgrade at Station 24 introduces Inferna, a new artificial intelligence intended to improve the station’s efficiency and safety. Eddie grows suspicious of Inferna’s true agenda while Chief enjoys robot-delivered snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193517 +0000" stop="20260307195925 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quiet Party - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Terry is serious about his “No Station Birthday Parties” policy, but the crew is set on ignoring it after finding out it’s Andy’s 9th Leap Year birthday. Pulling it off might be mission impossible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180255 +0000" stop="20260307183216 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reluctant Vampire - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A good-natured vampire takes a more novel approach to satisfying his blood lust with his chosen undercover employment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183216 +0000" stop="20260307185957 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easel Kill Ya - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Painter Jack Craig gains himself a wealthy patron when he sells a morbid painting. He soon finds that in order to please his patron, he must continue to paint pictures of death - and this leads him down a murderous path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185957 +0000" stop="20260307192551 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undertaking Palor - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Four boys who have a talent for video taping uncover some weird things at the undertaker's. Soon revenge comes when one the boy's father becomes a victim. They begin video taping the undertaker's evil deeds which he soon discovers in horror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192551 +0000" stop="20260307195241 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mournin' Mess - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A regretful reporter is investigating some murders of homeless people. He meets up with a man who is the prime suspect in the murders but when he fails to deliver a story his boss fires him. He then discovers that the new cemetery by a group called Ghouls is the cause for all the deaths in the neighborhood and guess who's the next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181936 +0000" stop="20260307184217 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Spy in the Ointment - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After her car is destroyed by a man posing as a valet, Becky accuses Baloo of being too gullible.  They're then hired by Jack case who claims he's on a mission from the government.  He seeks the help of Higher for Hire to aid him in delivering a package.  After following Jack's directions, Baloo realized that they're over the Thembrian Boarder.  When they're attacked by the Thembrians, Jack bails out telling Becky one last thing: Mums the word.  When Baloo and Becky are captured, Becky refuses to reveal the reason for being in Thembrian territory, which only leads to long term imprisonment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184217 +0000" stop="20260307190501 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balooest of the Bluebloods - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Baloo is told he's the long-lost 13th Baron of Bruinwald.  He's then taken to his Chateau and introduced to his staff: a butler and a cook.  However, ever since his arrival there seems to be multiple attempts on his life.  Turns out there's a Bruinwald Family Curse which makes it's members expire under peculiar circumstances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190501 +0000" stop="20260307192742 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Baloo Switcheroo - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Baloo and kit are hired to fly Professor O'Bowens, an archeologist, to a forbidden temple to find a mystical idol.  After he acquires it, the pirates reveal themselves and demand the idol.  Not to lose the it so easily, O'Bowens gives the idol to Kit and Baloo and tells them to return without him.  He warns them not to look into the idol's eyes during a thunder storm, but the two get curious as to what would happen and tempt fate, resulting in them switching bodies.  The two must then cope with their new positions until O'Bowens returns, and avoid the pirates who are still seeking the idol.  However, they find they have until sunrise the next day to return to normal or be trapped like this forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192742 +0000" stop="20260307195020 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whistlestop Jackson, Legend - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Shere Kahn is making an under-the-table deal with the Finance Minister of Klopstokia to give Kahn Enterprises exclusive delivery contracts.  At Higher for Hire, Baloo is excited that Whistlestop Jackson, the legendary ace of the skies, is helping Higher for Hire, even if he's just going to be the vice president.  Jackson offers to show Baloo a few pointers, but Baloo ends up bailing him out.  Becky blames Baloo for showing off, enraging him to fake an injury so Whistlestop will have to make the next delivery and reveal that he is a fraud.  But the next delivery is to Klopstokia, and if done properly will result in an exclusive delivery contract.  This gets Kahn's attention and he is not about to let Whistlestop, his old rival, get the upper hand... again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180913 +0000" stop="20260307182027 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Famous Monster - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom gets his big showbiz break, but he quickly discovers that acting too hard can have crazy consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182027 +0000" stop="20260307183132 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Ben - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Cleaning the garage takes a turn for the weird when Talking Tom and Talking Ben find an old computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183132 +0000" stop="20260307184242 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heatwave - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Things get crazy in the garage as the mercury soars, but will Talking Tom be able to stand up to The Landlord and cool the situation down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184242 +0000" stop="20260307185358 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germinator 2 Zombies - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Jeremy the Germ is back for revenge. Will Talking Tom and the gang be able to stop the zombie germ apocalypse?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185358 +0000" stop="20260307190517 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela The Cheerleader - S01E41</title>
    <desc>With a career opportunity on one side and her friends on the other, Talking Angela tries to sing her way out of a basketball fan rivalry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190517 +0000" stop="20260307191627 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank’s New Job - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Talking Hank’s new job starts to take over his life. Will Talking Tom and the gang get through to him before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191627 +0000" stop="20260307192743 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallel Universe - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom visits a parallel universe when he accidentally opens a wormhole in the app studio. Will he ever make it home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192743 +0000" stop="20260307193901 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Formula - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben is over the moon when he bumps into a nerdy girl at the Grape Geek store. Is Ben destined to be alone, or will he play his cards right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193901 +0000" stop="20260307195017 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Robot Galileo - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben invents a comedy robot! But instead of telling jokes, the robot comes up with an evil plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180546 +0000" stop="20260307184800 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Rockin' Tank - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Redfoo of the musical duo LMFAO requests an aquarium that looks like a DJ booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184800 +0000" stop="20260307193013 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Internet Tank Sensation - S10E10</title>
    <desc>ATM builds a SmileMore aquarium for YouTube superstar Roman Atwood; but a shop prank almost tanks the whole project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182053 +0000" stop="20260307184507 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vienna Waits - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Alex and Elaine decide to take a vacation together through Europe. However, Alex feels it necessary to tell Elaine in no uncertain terms that they are going together as platonic friends, so there's no resentment if he meets and wants to spend time with any other ladies on vacation. Elaine agrees to this and they decide to do things mostly separately during the days, but to meet up once a day to write post cards together. During the trip, it turns out that Elaine is getting all the action, while Alex is lonely and unhappy. The last night, however, Elaine takes pity on Alex (more or less) and propositions him, suggesting that their friendship is strong enough to endure one night of "love." They then go off together...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184507 +0000" stop="20260307190930 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Personalities - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Latka begins exhibiting multiple personalities again: not only Vic Ferrari, but also a cowboy, and best of all, he becomes Alex! Elaine refers Latka to her psychiatrist, but meanwhile Latka is becoming even more "Alex"-like than Alex himself: he is a better cab driver and gives better advice to the gang. Alex decides he'd better sit in on a psychiatric session with Latka and Latka/Alex is about to reveal the answer to all of Alex's problems (somehow he has figured out the secret to Alex in the midst of subconsciously becoming him), when he becomes Latka again. This leaves Alex extremely frustrated and after Latka leaves, Alex sticks around to talk to the psychiatrist further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190930 +0000" stop="20260307193344 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Joins the Network - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While driving a television executive in his cab, Jim exhibits more psychic behavior by predicting TV ratings. Mitch, the executive, seeks Jim out the next day in hopes of getting more advice about TV programming that might save his job. Jim starts helping Mitch regularly and Mitch becomes a star at the network, but the gang soon convinces Jim (who isn't being compensated for this help) that he's being taken advantage of. Jim angrily confronts Mitch, who agrees to tell the network head honchos all about Jim and to get him a job, but Jim has a change of heart, saying he doesn't want to profit from his God-given gift as a psychic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193344 +0000" stop="20260307195819 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louie's Fling - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Zena asks Louie to drive her friend Emily, who has just been dumped and is drugged, drunk, and upset, back to her apartment. While there, Emily comes on to Louie and he ends up cheating on Zena. Louie soon brags of his conquest, but Elaine gets so angry that she is about to tell Zena everything. Louie decides to tell Zena himself though, who understandably dumps him. Louie then shows up at Emily's apartment, but Emily is clearly regretting her indiscretion with Louie and is getting back with her boyfriend anyway, so she kicks him out quickly. Louie, back at the garage, is in tears because he is so upset at the turn of events. Alex, feeling sorry for Louie, gives him some sage advice on how to get Zena back. All of a sudden, Louie turns off the tears and Alex sees that he's been had and gets furious with himself. As Louie goes to talk to Zena (and presumably gets back together with her), he assures Alex that the tears were real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181556 +0000" stop="20260307183905 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolling Toy Parade - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team must find all the parts of Nick's lion toy before Umi City Park's rolling toy parade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183905 +0000" stop="20260307190214 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Anthony forgets to put a stamp on a package for his grandmother, the team heads to the post office to make sure the package is delivered during "Just-Because-I-Love-You Day."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190214 +0000" stop="20260307192522 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready for Take Off - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Andy's plane is not able to take off, the team heads to the airport to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192522 +0000" stop="20260307194831 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Cream Truck - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Geo is meeting his friend Dylan so they can go meet the ice cream truck and get some ice cream treats, but when they get to the corner, they find out that the ice cream truck is missing!  Geo meets up with Milli and Bot, and they set out to find the missing truck. Before the day is through, they locate the stranded truck, fix its flat tire and hop inside to make enough ice cream pizzas for Dylan and his friends.  All that’s left is to play the ice cream song to let everyone know the ice cream truck is on the way!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183856 +0000" stop="20260307192844 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone's feeling the pressure as Richmond gear up to play West Ham. Ted is reunited with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182252 +0000" stop="20260307190357 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Jenelle and Barbara clash over Jace's behavioral difficulties; Kailyn tries to get the children ready for Javi's return; Leah takes Corey to court; Chelsea learns of Adam's new girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190357 +0000" stop="20260307194455 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Daze, Summertime Sadness - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Kailyn and Jo disagree over Isaac's upcoming visitation schedule. Chelsea comes face to face with Adam's new girlfriend. Arguments with both Nathan and Barbara throw Jenelle's baby shower into question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181829 +0000" stop="20260307184131 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Robin is defeated by the malicious martial artist Kitarou, our hero decides that if he wants to be the best -- he needs more training. So he embarks on a difficult quest to seek a mysterious, legendary teacher known only as... The True Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184131 +0000" stop="20260307190416 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthmark - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's Raven's birthday, but she is far from wanting to celebrate. But before Robin can learn why, the Titans receive a distress call and go to check it out. When they get there, they are greeted by none other than Slade, back from the dead. But Slade seems to have new powers along with a strange red mark on his head and he has a message for Raven that he is going to deliver, no matter what.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190416 +0000" stop="20260307192713 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyborg the Barbarian - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cyborg is mysteriously thrown into the distant past and lands in the middle of a barbarian village that needs his help. But with the nearest charging station 5,000 years in the future, Cy has no way to recharge, and his power supply is dwindling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192713 +0000" stop="20260307195013 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Employee of the Month - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Beast Boy has only one real dream in life -- to someday, somehow own a Moped. And when Robin won't buy him one and Cyborg won't build him one, Beast Boy has only one way to make his dream come true he has to get a job. However, when he goes to work at a new restaurant called ""Mega Meaty Meat"" for a strange man named Bob, he soon realizes all is not what it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180012 +0000" stop="20260307181144 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Person - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Despite the Titans' protests, Beast Boy becomes convinced that replacing his body parts with robotic limbs makes him more manly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181144 +0000" stop="20260307182207 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aqualad asks Raven out on a date, which makes Beast Boy jealous. Cyborg tries to prove that Aqualad is really a pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182207 +0000" stop="20260307183332 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Grandma - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Robin starts a smear campaign against all of the other Titans so that he can be re-elected  Team Leader, Raven uses a time machine to bring a great leader from the past to teach Robin how to lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183332 +0000" stop="20260307184501 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See You - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Robin brings Starfire on a fake stakeout in an attempt to get a kiss, while Cyborg and Beast Boy hold their own stakeout to discover Raven's dark secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184501 +0000" stop="20260307185626 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brian - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When the Brain captures the Titans to fuel Project B.R.I.A.N., the Titans' little buddies are the only heroes who can save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185626 +0000" stop="20260307190656 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Beast Boy loses his ability to change into animals, he realizes that he’s lost touch with his wild side. He goes to the forest to reconnect with his inner beast, but Mother Nature isn't as great as he had hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190656 +0000" stop="20260307191740 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salty Codgers - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Raven is delighted when the other Titans are magically turned into old people during a battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191740 +0000" stop="20260307192854 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Starfire wants to learn more, but will knowledge make her a bummer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192854 +0000" stop="20260307193934 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When the other Titans find out that Cyborg is afraid of the dark, they have a slumber party to help him face his fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193934 +0000" stop="20260307195042 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Monsters - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Raven warns the Titans not to go near a box containing the Twin Destroyers of Azarath. Starfire can't help it and opens the box, giving hugs and snuggles to the tiny and adorable destroyers... but love only makes the destroyers stronger. Now, the Titans must find a way to get the monsters back in the box before Raven finds out that they were released.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180434 +0000" stop="20260307182806 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H.A.V.O.C. in the Streets! - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Titanus &amp; his H.A.V.O.C. organization are back, and this time they are planning to build a Sky Platform so that they can retrieve a lost Flux Transformer from a military base. The Turtles rescue a resident of Dimension X, named Gargon, held captive by Krang on Earth, who agrees to help track down Shredder &amp; Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182806 +0000" stop="20260307185137 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter: Krakus - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Still after the Flux Transformer, Titanus &amp; his mutants track its unique electronic signals, in order to locate it &amp; get it back. Meanwhile, the Turtles have their hands full, when an enforcer named Krakus shows up. The Turtles must find out who Krakus is &amp; whether he is friend or foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185137 +0000" stop="20260307191509 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyber-Turtles - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Krang &amp; Shredder steal the Astro-Viewer, a powerful telescope, before disabling a starfighter passing over Earth. Once aboard the starfighter, Shredder steals the Fire Star, a crystalline fragment with the power of 1000 suns which renders its possessor invincible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191509 +0000" stop="20260307193841 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtle Trek - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Krang &amp; Shredder are using the city's power to operate Krang's new Transdimensional Portal to Dimension X, so that they finally has access to their Rock Soldier armies &amp; resources. The Turtles rescue a resident of Dimension X, named Gargon, held captive by Krang on Earth, who agrees to help track down Shredder &amp; Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182316 +0000" stop="20260307184651 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemy of My Enemy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After witnessing the Kraang in action, Karai realizes the seriousness of the alien threat and proposes an alliance with the Turtles....unless the Shredder finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184651 +0000" stop="20260307191035 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karai's Vendetta - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While the Turtles are infiltrating an undersea Kraang base, the Foot Clan attempts to capture April.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191035 +0000" stop="20260307193418 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pulverizer Returns! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Shredder plans to create an army of mutants, the Turtles must rely on the help of the Pulverizer, who was recruited into the Foot (to be expendable) and volunteers to gather information on the inside on their behalf. When he agrees to be a test subject for a stolen supply of Kraang Mutagen, the Turtles rescue him, but not before he recklessly gets himself mutated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193418 +0000" stop="20260307195801 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parasitica - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Michaelangelo must fight his brothers when they fall under the control of a parasitic wasp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180126 +0000" stop="20260307182521 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Here to Infinity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An old space probe approaches Earth, but the Terrahawks worry because it was never meant to return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182521 +0000" stop="20260307184839 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Monster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Terrahawks pick up a capsule in space containing only a strange vapour. However, it actually contains a gaseous monster that meddles with their minds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184839 +0000" stop="20260307191157 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Zelda attacks Earth on Christmas Eve, convinced that the Terrahawks' guard will be down. However, Ninestein anticipates such a move, and all-out war erupts. Perhaps the Christmas spirit can even reach someone like Zelda...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191157 +0000" stop="20260307193516 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Tiger - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Zelda captures the crew of a space transporter, and will only release them if Ninestein offers himself as a hostage in exchange.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193516 +0000" stop="20260307195833 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation S.A.S. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Zero and Dix-Huit roll to the rescue after Kate and Stu are kidnapped by Yung-Star and Yuri.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180502 +0000" stop="20260307182615 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sees Red - S03E02</title>
    <desc>As punishment for being "dope-heads", Red gives Eric and Hyde a curfew.  Laurie is all for it until she discovers that it applies to her too.  Red booby-traps the house so that he'll know if there are any escape attempts, and keeps increasing the discipline, despite Kitty's pleas for leniency.  Jackie is still trying to convince Hyde that she's the woman for him, but he's not buying it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182615 +0000" stop="20260307184727 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyde's Father - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The guys get into a bar without showing their fake IDs only to learn that the bartender is none other than Hyde's father, Bud.  Kitty finds out about this and, against Hyde's wishes and Red's advice, invites Bud over in an attempt to set things right between father and son.  Meanwhile, Donna is disgusted when she finds out that Eric keeps dirty magazines under his bed.  And Fez tries to woo Donna and Jackie using suggestions he reads in Playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184727 +0000" stop="20260307190832 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A Halloween episode filled with parodies of Alfred Hitchcock movies: "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "The Birds", "North By Northwest" and "Psycho".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190832 +0000" stop="20260307192945 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roller Disco - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jackie has wonderful news: there's a roller disco competition in Kenosha and she wants Hyde to be her partner.  When she finds that he's more than unwilling, she's left with a choice between Kelso and Fez, and after seeing their moves, she chooses Fez.  This leaves Kelso less than happy, and more than a little jealous.  Red, meanwhile, is being sued by an ex-Price Mart employee for wrongful termination, and has to prove to the Labor Board that he's not "unnecessarily angry."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192945 +0000" stop="20260307195059 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric's Panties - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Donna finds a pair of panties in the Vista Cruiser and thinks that Eric is cheating on her with his lab partner.  Everyone is in for a big shock when they find out who the panties really belong to.  Red's doctor's appointment shows that he has high blood pressure, so Kitty puts him on a strict diet, which he finds inedible.  Kelso gains a new nickname due to a mishap in the cafeteria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182306 +0000" stop="20260307184806 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snow Must Go On (1) - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Despite being snowed in at the airport, Ann is determined to make it to a Broadway audition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184806 +0000" stop="20260307191342 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Write is Wrong (2) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Don writes a TV segment about the blizzard at airport, with Ann as its star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191342 +0000" stop="20260307193912 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shake Hands and Come Out Acting - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Don is doing a story on a fighter who wants to be an actor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182336 +0000" stop="20260307184718 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquering the Labyrinth - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Rimuru tries to think of a way to save the children of Freedom Academy who are fated to die. The idea he comes up with is to have superior spirits inhabit each of them, as Shizu had, so their lives won't end prematurely. Determined to whatever it takes to save them, Rimuru leads the children to the Dwelling of Spirits, where superior spirits can be found. But as they make their way further inside, a Golem made of magisteel and controlled by the fairy Ramiris stands in their path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184718 +0000" stop="20260307191100 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saved Souls - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Rimuru and the children reach the deepest level of the Dwelling of Spirits, where they stand on a pedestal bathed in light to summon superior spirits. Will their summoning be successful? Amidst the uncertainty, the first to attempt the summoning is Gale, followed by Alice, Kenya, Ryota, and finally Chloe. But instead of a spirit, Chloe's summoning brings forth an unknown spiritual form with an immense amount of energy. Just what is this spiritual being? Ramiris seems to sense something about it...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191100 +0000" stop="20260307193452 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black and the Mask - S01E24</title>
    <desc>This story takes place before Rimuru's reincarnation. Shizu, also known as the Conqueror of Flames, responds to an urgent request calling her to the Kingdom of Filtwood. When she reaches the castle, many adventurers are already there. What request could have demanded such a huge gathering? It turns out a demon has been revived, and the adventurers have been called to subjugate it. It is said that more than ten of the most skilled adventurers have already been killed by this demon. But there is more to this request than meets the eye...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rimuru's Busy Life - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rimuru sends a delegation led by Benimaru to the Animal Kingdom of Eurazania, ruled by the Demon Lord Carrion, also known as the Beastmaster, to establish diplomatic relations after becoming indebted to him in the battle against Charybdis. A delegation from Eurazania is set to arrive in Tempest around the same time, but the Animal Kingdom is a very warlike nation, and Shion is enraged when one of the delegates, Suphia of the Three Beastketeers, makes a belittling remark toward Rimuru. The goal was a friendly relationship, but it takes no time at all for a fight to break out...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181616 +0000" stop="20260307183828 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hizzouse Party - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Victor and Tanya go out of town, leaving Raven and Cory home alone. After Raven accidentally breaks a lamp, she lets Cory throw a party to try to raise enough money to buy the expensive lamp back. However, a scheme of Cory's ends up backfiring on both of them. Meanwhile, Victor seems to be falling in love with his in-car navigation system which he names "Sasha", making Tanya jealous. After Raven &amp; Cory's party gets discovered this prompts Victor to never leave Raven and Cory home alone again and to re-hire an old babysitter later shown in "Cake Fear".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183828 +0000" stop="20260307190100 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mismatch Maker - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Eddie and Chantel break up, and Raven accidentally makes things worse between the two. Chantel ends up going to the basketball ceremony with Tyrone, in an effort to make Eddie jealous. Raven, feeling bad that Eddie no longer wants to go to his own ceremony sets up her "cousin" Seyoncé to be Eddie's date to the ceremony. Meanwhile, Cory has to struggle to find the owner of a dog that followed him home, soon to be found by his owner who looks exactly like Cory (which is the reason suspected for why the dog followed him home).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190100 +0000" stop="20260307192331 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chef-Man and Raven - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The host of a popular cooking show turns out to be an old rival of Victor's, who challenges Victor to compete on the show. Meanwhile, Cory and Tanya experience problems with Cory's sagging pants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192331 +0000" stop="20260307194603 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When in Dome - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jennifer, an old friend of Chelsea's visits, and Raven becomes jealous when she realizes they have more in common with each other than she does with Chelsea. To try and save her friendship with Chelsea, Raven joins her in a Bio-Dome, and doesn't exactly get along with the ecosystem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182631 +0000" stop="20260307185537 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Nicola Murray is stuck in an Eastbourne hotel bedroom with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle while she and Olly try to finish her speech for the annual party conference. It's not going well. But Glenn has brought in his secret weapon - Julie Price, tragic widow, people's champion and regional photo opportunity. Is this the breakthrough they need, or the start of a tug-of-Julie with Malcolm Tucker?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185537 +0000" stop="20260307192439 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The civil servants at DoSAC are preparing for a visit from the DoSAC shadow minister Peter Mannion. For Mannion and his team, this informal pre-election briefing is a good opportunity to measure up for new curtains. For Terri Coverley, this principally means putting on a bit more make-up. For Nicola Murray, it is simply another distraction on a day when nothing seems to be going right. All she really wants to do is get Glenn and Olly to kick-start the Fourth Sector Pathfinder Initiative. And then she gets a call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192439 +0000" stop="20260307195406 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After weeks of trading bitter blows in the press, DoSAC minister Nicola Murray MP and her shadow Peter Mannion MP are invited onto BBC Radio 5Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme. Director of communications Malcolm Tucker and opposition PR guru Stewart Pearson decide to listen in the comfort of their respective offices, but when some breaking news threatens to make things difficult for the politicians, the programme quickly turns into a phone-in like no other. Malcolm and Stewart are left no choice but to start getting their people over to the studios.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182706 +0000" stop="20260307185616 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come on You Blues - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the football players get up to no good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185616 +0000" stop="20260307192531 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Rage - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sergeant Dawkins leaves for a break with some nature-loving activists, but during this time, they get into a feud with the police for their extreme methods, forcing Dawkins to choose between their arrogant leader, Stallion, or Fowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192531 +0000" stop="20260307195526 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Eyed Monster - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is now with someone called "Toby."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183223 +0000" stop="20260307191932 +0000" channel="C1733.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'88 - Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Day, the gang are getting merry, until they bump into Woody and Jennifer. Shaun's messed up big style and it's hit him hard. Lol struggles to find some peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180753 +0000" stop="20260307181847 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Winter Wish - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Thomas has a special delivery for the season - the Star of Knapford, a festive light that makes wishes come true! But, instead of taking the star straight to Knapford, he tries to grant all of his friend's wishes!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181847 +0000" stop="20260307182943 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Snowman Party - S14E13</title>
    <desc>Thomas is anxious to help the children find some hats for their snowmen, so he decides to borrow some from the people of Sodor without asking permission first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182943 +0000" stop="20260307184038 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas' Crazy Day - S14E14</title>
    <desc>The Fat Controller enlists Thomas to teach the silly Logging Locos how to be useful, but he has already promised to play a game of hide and seek with Percy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184038 +0000" stop="20260307185133 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumping Jobi Wood - S14E15</title>
    <desc>Thomas and Edward are ordered to collect some precious Jobi wood from Misty Island. Chaos ensues when Old Wheezy starts throwing the logs everywhere, but Bash, Dash, and Ferdinand save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185133 +0000" stop="20260307190228 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and Scruff - S14E16</title>
    <desc>When new engine Scruff flees in terror because he is scared of getting cleaned, Thomas has to find a way to get him out from behind the bushes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190228 +0000" stop="20260307191322 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O the Indignity - S14E17</title>
    <desc>Gordon is horrified to be put in charge of Whiff's Waste Dump for the day. Worst still, engines who would defiantly laugh at him deliver rubbish to the dump. So he hides instead of doing his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191322 +0000" stop="20260307192417 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jitters and Japes - S14E18</title>
    <desc>Thomas is given the job of taking Dowager Hatt, on a tour of Misty Island but soon Dowager gets bored.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192417 +0000" stop="20260307193512 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Misty Island - S14E19</title>
    <desc>Dash, Bash and Ferdinand decide to throw a Christmas party, but before long the logging locos have caused chaos on Misty Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193512 +0000" stop="20260307194607 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henry's Magic Box - S14E20</title>
    <desc>Henry is very excited when he is asked to deliver a special box to the middle of a field. What could it contain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194607 +0000" stop="20260307195703 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gordon and Ferdinand - S15E01</title>
    <desc>The Fat Controller gives Ferdinand the honor of helping Gordon take the Lion of Sodor to the summerhouse. Gordon, however, gets very jealous, which causes a nasty accident on the track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180832 +0000" stop="20260307183259 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack the Giant Killer - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's masculinity is put to the test when a big bully tries to have his way with the girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183259 +0000" stop="20260307185718 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Money - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Oh my! The trio's rent money is missing and they scramble to get more money so Stanley will not kick them out. Unbeknownst to them, Stanley picked up the money earlier that day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185718 +0000" stop="20260307192217 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Rules - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The trio agree to arrange reservation times for the apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192217 +0000" stop="20260307194711 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack Looks for a Job - S02E02</title>
    <desc>To earn tuition money, Jack takes a variety of odd jobs, including as an encyclopedia salesman and as a nude model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180954 +0000" stop="20260307185259 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Do Aliens Look Like? - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Science fiction writers have always had their little green men. But these humanoid aliens were based soundly on Earth-based life, not any extra terrestrial evidence. Today, we've discovered hundreds of planets around other stars. As we learn what some of these alternative Earths might look like, science and imagination have allowed us to use real science to imagine the biology of their inhabitants. Will they have two eyes? Two legs? What color will their skin be? Which species on Earth can give us clues about likely biology of aliens? And what can we learn from how life on Earth developed to help us understand what ET really looks like?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185259 +0000" stop="20260307193555 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are There Parallel Universes? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Most scientists believe that you are not really you, but rather, you all. On the edge of space, buried in a black hole, or right on top of you, there could be an exact copy of yourself living a parallel reality. In those parallel worlds, you may be living your wildest dreams, or your worst nightmares. Finding them is no longer restricted to the realm of science fiction. Recent game-changing theories now suggest that if these worlds exist, intelligent life in these alternative worlds could be trying to send us messages. As scientists further unravel this astounding possibility, a new possibility emerges: the fate of our entire universe may depend on these hidden cosmic twins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181016 +0000" stop="20260307190056 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pit of Peril - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In a faraway jungle, the US Army has just finished three weeks of successful testing for the Sidewinder, a new transport vehicle.
However, the congratulatory pats on the back prove a bit premature as the sidewinder fails to reach it's rendezvous point
The ground crew sees smoke but there are no sign of the vehicle and attempts and contacting the sidewinder crew goes unanswered.  When the crew finally responded, it is revealed that they have tipped over on their side and are unable to move!  The fact that they have fallen 300 feet into a crater and are engulfed into flames makes it even more disastrous.
Being so far from civilization, the Army isn't as alone as it thinks, as International Rescue has been listening in on its plight with great interest.  For the moment, however, they choose to wait to see what happens.
After two Army rescue attempts result in hospitalization, Jeff Tracy sends his sons out to try and help.  But will they succeed when others have not?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190056 +0000" stop="20260307195137 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils of Penelope - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sir Jeremy Hodge -- without whom Brains could not have built any of International Rescue's vehicles -- has just finished his latest project, converting seawater into fuel. Sir Jeremy has little time to celebrate the accomplishment, however, as his colleague on the project has gone missing, mysteriously disappearing from the train on which he was traveling.
Fearing that the knowledge possessed by his friend could be devastating should it end up in the wrong hands, Sir Jeremy arranges a rendezvous in a Parisian cafe with his old friend Lady Penelope. One barely avoided poisoned drink later (thanks to some quick thinking by Parker), and Penelope is off on yet another mission.
Investigating a clue left behind at the cafe by the would-be assassin leads only to another attempt on her life, as Parker must again save his enchanting employer and her companion, this time from gas flowing into a windowless basement. Left with no options other than to ride the same train that prompted their investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180810 +0000" stop="20260307183015 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>EOS - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A series of cascading equipment failures leads John to realise that rogue A.I. has gained control of Thunderbird 5. The programme is sending false monitor images to Tracy Island to deceive the other brothers. John finally gets through to Lady Penelope and informs her of the situation. Once the other brothers figure out what is going on, Alan is despatched in Thunderbird 3 to rescue John.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183015 +0000" stop="20260307185220 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slingshot - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A malfunction at a mining operation sends an asteroid careening towards the sun, endangering crewman Ned Tedford. Alan and Kayo deploy Thunderbird 3 for the rescue mission, but a rogue solar flare knocks out their sensors. They land near the mine, and must find a way to alter the asteroid's trajectory so that it slingshots around the sun instead of crashing into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185220 +0000" stop="20260307191425 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnels of Time - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lady Penelope, Parker and Gordon visit the Amazon desert, where an archaeologist shows them round an ancient temple. When they all become trapped inside, the academic refuses to let them call for help, fearing for his reputation - so the trio of heroes must put their wits to the task of finding an escape route.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191425 +0000" stop="20260307193628 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skyhook - S01E11</title>
    <desc>International Rescue scrambles all the flight-capable Thunderbirds to rescue the crew of CIR.R.U.S, a high-atmosphere weather station, now in danger due to the arrival of a fierce storm. TB1, TB2 and TB3 are quickly crippled by the conditions, and the only hope of salvaging the mission lies with TB5 - and John's ability to mount his most daring rescue ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193628 +0000" stop="20260307195832 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A heavy metal extraction platform carrying toxic waste at the bottom of the ocean is in trouble. Gordon rushes in with Thunderbird 4 when a fire on board the rolling factory damages its steering capabilities. With the help of Lady Penelope and Parker on the surface, Gordon must rescue platform operator Ned Tedford and prevent the rig from spilling its waste.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180955 +0000" stop="20260307183222 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show and Tell - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's show and tell at Kenny's school.  He originally planned to bring his father's bowling trophy, but it breaks before he even gets on the bus.  He then finds the two dogs and decides to bring them instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183222 +0000" stop="20260307185448 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pie in the Sky - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want to eat at the 'Pie in the Sky' restaurant.  But they keep winding up at different stores in the mall that all employ Hollywood, who keeps selling the dogs products and telling them to just 'charge it'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185448 +0000" stop="20260307191717 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Teacher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Kenny's regular school teacher is on sick leave (nervous breakdown), so Mr. Hollywood (or Mr. H.) is substituting.  But he's in for a challenge when he meets Kenny and his class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191717 +0000" stop="20260307193946 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep Dogs - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The dogs are mistaken as farm hands on Farmer Hollywood's farm.  Wanting breakfast, the dogs must first learn how to 'round up the doggies' to earn their meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182310 +0000" stop="20260307191718 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tape 4, Side B - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Inspired by a friend’s poetry reading, Hannah pours her heart out. Tony confides in Clay about the night of Hannah's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181541 +0000" stop="20260307190003 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The entire squad is embroiled in an intensely tragic school shooting with consequences that will profoundly impact all of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190003 +0000" stop="20260307194352 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disorder - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the school shooting, the squad copes with the trauma as it affects them in ways they never expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181029 +0000" stop="20260307183120 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think Globally, Die Locally - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183120 +0000" stop="20260307185200 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweets From The Dead - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185200 +0000" stop="20260307191257 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New App Called Death - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191257 +0000" stop="20260307193321 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Certificates - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193321 +0000" stop="20260307195419 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crying Over Spilled Blood - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180451 +0000" stop="20260307184801 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ouroboros - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Travelers come face to face with ghosts from their past when they find themselves maneuvering around their own timelines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184801 +0000" stop="20260307193110 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>45 RPM - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Cassie travels back in time to confront a younger Olivia while Cole helps Jennifer find the meaning behind her final Primary vision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180739 +0000" stop="20260307184020 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask a Human - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Time for the big questions, as chosen by the humans themselves. How common are heroes? Do names matter? Above all, what’s proper toilet etiquette?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184020 +0000" stop="20260307191831 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Makes Us Attractive? - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An interactive element emerges to see what makes humans' sexual psyches hum. Hot dancing? Uniforms? Sperm samples will be collected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191831 +0000" stop="20260307195614 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Age to Be Alive - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The hosts make surprising discoveries when 20-, 30-, 40-, 50- and 60-somethings compete against each other in assembling furniture and other tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184614 +0000" stop="20260307194317 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Struggling to come to terms with the traumatic events of the last 24 hours, the home secretary's bodyguard David Budd himself falls under suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181214 +0000" stop="20260307185624 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Frank gets into trouble with two goons he owes money. Fiona asks Sheila to take care of Liam while she spends a night with Steve, and Ian tries to stop Mickey from bullying Kash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185624 +0000" stop="20260307194420 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Time to Kill the Turtle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sheila fears to lose Frank when he gives up drinking. While Lip suspects their dad hasn't changed, Debbie and Carl enjoy having Frank back in their life. Meanwhile, Fiona tries to find a better paying job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184641 +0000" stop="20260307194703 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>War veteran turned private investigator Cormoran Strike investigates the disappearance of a provocative author. Robin is caught between Strike and Matthew's hopes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180404 +0000" stop="20260307182831 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naraku's Insidious Plot - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Believing that Inuyasha destroyed her village, Sango goes after Inuyasha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182831 +0000" stop="20260307185301 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Jewel of Four Souls Revealed - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sango shows the group where the Shikon no Tama was created, thus revealing the story of its origin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185301 +0000" stop="20260307191731 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lake of the Evil Water God - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When a water god starts demanding child sacrifices, it's up to Inuyasha and the others to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191731 +0000" stop="20260307194200 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backlash Wave: Tetsusaiga's Ultimate Technique - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Inuyasha fights Ryukotsusei with Tetsusaiga's ultimate attack: The Backlash Wave!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182016 +0000" stop="20260307184458 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Monsterphilia) Monster Festival - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bell Crannel's power grows rapidly thanks to his ability, Realis Phrase. As long as he's in love with a girl, it will continue to make him stronger. His goddess, Hestia, is jealous that the girl he's in love with isn't her, but still wants to support him. She goes to another goddess and asks her to make him a powerful sword.</desc>
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    <title>(Hestia Knife) The Blade of a God - S01E03</title>
    <desc>"I don't want to lose any more of my family." Bell and Hestia are attacked by an escaped monster during Monster Philia. Bell fights to save the only family he has left, but is overwhlemed by the monster.</desc>
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    <title>(Supporter) The Weak - S01E04</title>
    <desc>"Excuse me, are you looking for a supporter?" After his rapid growth, Bell reaches the 7th floor of the dungeon. He gets new equipment and is ready to go when a girl named Lilika approaches him. She is a supporter, and her job is to aide adventurers in the dungeon.</desc>
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    <title>(Grimoire) Magic Book - S01E05</title>
    <desc>With Lili's help, Bell is progressing further into the dungeon than ever. Since he can focus on the fights, he can make more money. But Lili has a secret: she despises adventurers, and is waiting for a chance to trick Bell.</desc>
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    <title>Triple Capriccio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Shido invites Kurumi out but is forced on a polygamous date when Tohka seduces him and Origami forces her plans upon him for a date. Shido is unable to deny any of them as Tohka would be heartbroken, Origami would be suspicious and his plans to seal Kurumi depend on the date. With their dates occurring around the same time and their entertainment venues located rather close to each other, Ratatoskr assists Shido by teleporting him to each girl's location while monitoring their emotional levels. After Shido leaves Kurumi, she finds some boys shooting at a stray cat and convinces them to let her play with them. Ratatoskr loses sight of Kurumi as Origami and Tohka run into each other. After they both proclaim their trying to find Shido for their date, Origami runs off concerned there may be another.</desc>
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    <title>Frenzied Nightmare - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mana kills Kurumi and explains everything to Shido. After he is forced away, he avoids Origami and Tohka after running into them because of seeing the death Kurumi caused. Tohka finds out the reason for Shido's behavior and continues her date with him to try to cheer him up. After gaining some insight to Kurumi, the next day Shido declares to Kurumi that he'll save her. Kurumi goes to the school rooftop while encasing the school in her field to dissuade Shido from trying to save her. Mana is confronting Kotori about Ratatoskr and attempting to use it as leverage against Kotori so she'll release Shido from the potential danger he's in. While Kurumi is threatening the school and the town, Origami and Tohka are engaging in battles with other copies of Kurumi. Shido convinces Kurumi only for her to be killed by another Kurumi.</desc>
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    <title>Flame Spirit (Ifrit) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kurumi and Kotori start fighting after a short conversation. Kurumi used one of her skills to make Kotori stay still, create copies of her, and shoot her a few times. Kotori fell over after Kurumi's last shot but Kotori's healing skill enables her to not die. Then, the shocked Kurumi send her copies to kill Shido but he was pushed away by Kotori and the copies were killed. In the heat of the fight, Kurumi used her one of her skills to Kotori but it only worked for a while. Kotori used her weapon to shoot Kurumi's angel after the frightened Kurumi summoned her copies to shield her. He immediately stands in front of Kurumi to shield her, knowing Kotori is no longer herself at that time when he tries to reason with Kotori to not kill Kurumi. Later, after the shot have launched, Kotori suddenly regained conscious and deflects the shot.</desc>
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    <title>Countdown - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Shido is contemplating the situation regarding Kotori involving the events five years prior including the statements made by her and Origami about the apartment fire. While he meets with Reine to discuss the details regarding the date with Kotori, Origami is informed about high-tech gear coming into the base in two days by Ryouko while she visits Origami in the hospital. Ratatoskr's headquarter's personnel have all agreed that going to Ocean Park with Kotori is the ideal venue for Shido's date so Shido undergoes a training session outlined by Reine to prepare involving Shido taking Tohka and Yoshino to buy swimsuits. As Tohka asks about a swimsuit, Origami appears and teases her about it being a new piece of anti-Spirit equipment but reveals that her true motive for joining them is to inquire of Tohka about the Spirit of Flames to the point of politely being courteous in her questioning. Finding Tohka's information useless, Origami pressures Shido into giving his opinions on her choice of swimsuit. Tohka and Origami turn it into a battle in that whoever turns on Shido more gets to go on a date with him. Yoshino ultimately wins but back on Fraxinus, Shido watches the video of the fire from five years ago. Recognizing ordinary video noise as an actual person initiates a series of flashbacks that lead to Shido blacking out. During Kotori's date the next day, Tohka and Yoshino tag along to help Kotori ease up and be able to partake of the actual events. As Shido sees Kotori resorting to pharmaceuticals to counteract her deteriorating mental condition, his determination is invigorated so he goes about the date with just him and Kotori. At the AST base, Origami gets a firsthand view of the DW-029 Annihilator Gear codenamed “White Licorice” sent there by DEM Industries for use by Mana. In talking with Ryouko, she's indirectly told that they have footage of the battle between Kotori and Kurumi. In the last scene, Origami is staring at a frame from the footage showing Ko</desc>
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    <title>Justice - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Tensions heat up between Light and Near as Near collects more details on the Death Note. Information insults fly back and forth, and Light is forced to act, in fear that his identity as Kira and L will be exposed.</desc>
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    <title>Transfer - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Kira's plan to kill Near backfires and suspicions arise in the Japan Headquarters concerning Kira’s true identity in Light. Kira realizes he must hand off the Death Note once again and finds a new follower.</desc>
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    <title>Selection - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Teru Mikami has always had a sense of justice and brought it upon himself to distinguish between good and evil. Now a grown adult, Teru serves under Kira and uses his newly acquired powers to choose a Kira spokesperson to replace Demegawa.</desc>
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    <title>Scorn - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Near comes closer and closer to the truth about who is who. He lays traps for Kira as Kira does the same for Near, setting the stage for the mounting final battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180527 +0000" stop="20260307183040 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reminiscence - S01E09</title>
    <desc>More of Lucy's past is revealed: Her meeting with Kouta, their friendship that will end in tragedy, and the reason why Lucy became the killer she is today.</desc>
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    <title>Infant - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Nana start to fight, but Mayu stops them and Lucy turns back to Nyuu, hugging Kouta and telling him she likes him. Later, Kurama's past is revealed and so is more about the dicloniuses.</desc>
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    <title>Complication - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Number 35, Mariko, is released and immediately kills the soldiers around her. The professors, who were prepared for this, set off one of the explosives inside her, destroying her arm. Later, they fly her to where Nyuu and Nana are. 

Meanwhile, Nana is enjoying living in the inn but Kouta tells her she needs to work as well. Things seem to be going as peaceful as it can get... but how long with the peace last?</desc>
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    <title>Quagmire - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mariko is torturing and playing with Nana like an insect while Kouta runs to her to protect her. Mariko temporally looses her vectors, thanks to Nana, and has to be sent back. Nyuu follows Kouta, but when the soldiers start to shoot at her she turns into Lucy. Seeing the bloodthirsty Lucy, Kouta recalls everything...</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Wizard - S08E29</title>
    <desc>Gildarts makes a surprise return and confronts God Serena on the battlefield. Natsu and friends continue their push toward their guildhall, but soon realize how terrifying the Spriggan 12 truly are when they're fully assembled.</desc>
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    <title>Gray and Juvia - S08E30</title>
    <desc>Invel takes control of Gray and Juvia's minds. Despite being close friends, the two are forced to loathe each other and fight to the death. As the fight progresses, Juvia listens to her feelings for Gray and resists in a way only she can.</desc>
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    <title>The Mightiest Demon of the Book of Zeref - S08E31</title>
    <desc>Just as Gray learns E.N.D.'s true identity, Lucy faces off against Brandish. Lucy tries hard to avoid a fight, but her desperate pleas go unheard. With neither side willing to compromise, the ensuing battle triggers an all-new crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Bonds - S08E32</title>
    <desc>Natsu and Gray clash, unable to curb the hatred that has taken hold inside them. Meanwhile, Erza's group struggles to break through the massive enemy army. After Irene unleashes her special power, Mavis and Makarov step in to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>The Forbidden Feast of Madness - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Rider and Waver make a trip into town, and stop in a bookstore along the way. There, Waver reads a biography on Rider's life and learns why he aimed to conquer the far east. Meanwhile, Caster and Ryuunosuke return to their destroyed base. A conversation with his Master leads Caster to an epiphany, and with insanity in his heart, the mad magician begins casting a certain spell...</desc>
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    <title>Bloody Battle on the Mion River - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The battle against Caster continues as the Heroes have no way of stopping him. Toki is trying to appeal to Archer to use his Noble Phantasm to obliterate the monster. Kiri meanwhile, is planning to destroy the source of the monsters powers.</desc>
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    <title>Golden Brilliance - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As Archer and Berserker continue to battle in the sky, Saber and Rider are forced to retreat from Caster's Demon to rethink their strategy. Rider will transport the demon into Ionian Hetairoi where his armies will try to hold it off as long as they can while Saber and Lancer will have to find a way to finally destroy it. Kiritsugu calls and explains to Waver on how they will defeat the demon and tells him to inform Lancer about Saber's Noble Phantasm. Lancer realizes what Kiritsugu means and destroys his Gae Buidhe to allow Saber's wound to heal and fully use her Noble Phantasm. Tokiomi defeats Kariya by shooting a fireball, burning him and falling off from the building where he is later found by Kirei who heals him. As Berserker destroys Archer's Vimana, he now sets his sights on Saber but his jet is destroyed and driven away by Lancer and Archer respectively. With the coast clear, Kiritsugu fires a flare gun to signal to Waver where Rider should transport the demon. With the demon in position, Saber uses her Noble Phantasm, Excalibur to finally destroy Caster and the demon which the former has a vision of Jeanne before his death. With the threat over, Rider and Archer have a discussion on whether Saber's life to become King was either incredible or tragic before both of them leave with Rider hoping to duel Archer in the future and Archer now smitten with Saber.</desc>
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    <title>The End of Honor - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Kayneth visits Risei and asks for his reward for Lancer helping defeat Caster. Risei agrees to reward Kayneth a Command Seal before Kayneth kills him to ensure the other Masters don't get one as well. However, Sola was kidnapped by Maiya during the battle at Mion River which she also cut off Sola's arm containing her Command Seals. As Kayneth scolds Lancer and mocks his chivalry, Saber and Iri, tipped off by Kiritsugu, arrives at Kayneth's hideout, where Saber wishes to finish her duel with Lancer which he agrees. As Saber and Lancer duel, Kiritsugu confronts Kayneth and having taken Sola hostage, gives Kayneth a magical unbinding contract that he will no longer harm or kill him and Sola if he does one thing for him; use up all of his Command Seals to force Lancer to commit suicide. Desperate to save Sola, Kayneth does so which Lancer curses everyone around him before dying. But because the contract only applies to him, Maiya snipes Kayneth and Sola, killing her instantly. As Saber ends Kayneth's suffering, she finally calls out on Kiritsugu for the terrible and dishonorable things he'll do to win which he retorts there's isn't anything honorable about chivalry and he will do everything to win to ensure his and Iri's wishes to save the world. As Kiritsugu leaves with Maiya, Iri collapses from exhaustion.</desc>
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    <title>Furi Kiri (Full Swing) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Haruko helps an amateur baseball team beat Mabase's down-on-their-luck team, the Martians, in a game, Shigekuni retaliates by drafting Canti onto the Martians. Meanwhile, Haruko and Kamon are "fooling around", and Naota isn't sure whether to be disgraced.</desc>
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    <title>Brittle Bullet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Naota and Haruko Vs. Kamon and Canti in a battle with airsoft guns. As this deadly fight wages on, Kamon challenges Naota to a duel! The winner is left undetermined, as some of Naota's friends interrupt the duel and talk to him about how he saved the city from the satellite the other day. This causes the power to get to his head and he begins to act manly. This disgusts Mamimi and the others. To make matters worse, another Medical Mechanica comes out to threaten the city. Will Naota handle the situation as calmly as did the last time? Or, will his over-inflated ego get in the way?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190032 +0000" stop="20260307193126 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FLCLimax - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ever since Naota's Medical Mechanica came out of his head and was destroyed, it has been looming over the factory, in the form of a giant hand, causing mist to enshroud the entire city. To make matters worse, Haruko and Canti are on the run from Amarao, who attempts to find the Terminal Core before they do. Naota once again runs into Amarao who offers some strange advice. Things soon go insane as Haruko is preparing for the final battle, in which Naota is expected to unknowingly play the lead role. Though in a city as normal as Mabase, it's really nothing new to Naota; or is it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193126 +0000" stop="20260307195359 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re: Start - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hidomi’s Dream – white ash covers the entire ruins, behind which a row of humongous irons comes thundering after Hidomi who is now a zombie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180401 +0000" stop="20260307182755 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion of Fools - S01E35</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the battle between Ed and Greed, Lust finds herself pondering the meaning of life: Where did she come from? And where will she go when she dies? As she questions herself, she is surprised to see a familiar face; a man whom she met two years earlier. She had helped him use alchemy to save a town that was plagued by a strange illness.  Meanwhile, Ed and company search for an Ishbalan outpost in hopes of finding the more information about the Philosopher's Stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182755 +0000" stop="20260307185149 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinner Within - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Ed, Al, and Winry continue on their travel to Ishbal in hopes of finding out how they made the fabled philosopher's stone without alchemy. Along the way the trio uncovers more and more about the truth of the Ishbal war. But are Ed and Al ready to hear it?   Meanwhile Winry receives a startling revelation about the death of her parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185149 +0000" stop="20260307191543 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flame Alchemist, The Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13 - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Under orders from Internal Affairs to investigate Colonel Mustang, Second Lieutenant Havoc compiles a journal on the Colonel's activities. As he, Breda, Falman and Fuery follow Mustang and discover more about him then they expected. Meanwhile, Sciezka finds an opportunity to further her own investigation into Hughes death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191543 +0000" stop="20260307193937 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With the River's Flow - S01E38</title>
    <desc>After crashing the vehicle Winry left them, Ed and Al are forced to continue their journey to Ishbal on foot. The brother's tempers flare and they end up separated in a small town. Meanwhile, back at Central, Winry and Sciezka join forces to find the cause behind Hughes death.</desc>
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    <title>Daydream - S01E39</title>
    <desc>When faced with the option of judging her parents' killer, Winry decides to heal Scar's wounds, knowing it would be something her parents would do. Miles explains to Scar that he joined the military to gradually change the way people think of Ishbalans. Since Marcoh and May need Scar to decipher his brother's research, Miles offers to hide everyone at Fort Briggs, with Al insisting on sparing the two chimera. While Marcoh and company head for Briggs via tunnels in the mines, Winry comes up with rouse to make it look like Scar has kidnapped her to elude Kimblee just before a blizzard sets in. However, as Marcoh's group heads for the fort, Miles gets word that Olivier is no longer at Briggs and the fort is being manned by Central people. Al goes into the blizzard to find Marcoh's group and warn them. While in the blizzard, Al briefly sees his body, and wonders if it is trying to get its soul back. Meanwhile, Father makes plans involving Ed, Al, Hohenheim, Izumi, and one more candidate.</desc>
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    <title>Homunculus (The Dwarf in the Flask) - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Olivier goes to Central, where she admits to killing Raven and convinces Bradley to let her take his place. Riza uses a coded message to tell Roy that Selim is a homunculus. Meanwhile, 'Father' dreams of ancient Xerxes, where Hohenheim was raised as a nameless slave. There, Hohenheim met Homunculus, a being in a flask who was created from his blood, which gave Hohenheim his current name and taught him the basics of alchemy. One night, Homunculus was summoned by the King of Xerxes, who asked Homunculus to tell him the secret for immortality. Homunculus tricked the king into making a gigantic transmutation circle, using the whole country as a sacrifice, while it and Hohenheim stood at the center of the circle. When Hohenheim awoke, everyone else in Xerxes was dead, except for Homunculus. It created a body shaped like Hohenheim for itself, becoming 'Father.' Back in the present, after Hohenheim awakes from this shared dream, he runs into Izumi and Sig. When Hohenheim notices Izumi's sin, he rearranges her organs so that her blood can flow better. After this, Hohenheim tells Izumi and Sig that he is a Philosopher's Stone in human form.</desc>
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    <title>The Abyss - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Miles and his men set off with the intent of killing Kimblee and his henchmen, something Ed objects to. As Scar's group exits the mine, they find Al, who warns them about Central infiltrating Briggs, so Scar decides to take them towards an Ishbalan slum. Miles' group attempts to snipe Kimblee, but Kimblee has already figured out their intent and uses a cover of snow to enter the mines. Ed tries to follow, but is attacked by two more chimeras. Ed disables them by using the ammonia in dynamite to make a stink bomb to overwhelm their high sense of smell. Ed then knocks the Philosopher's Stone out of Kimblee's hand, but Kimblee uses another Stone hidden inside his mouth, sending Ed and the chimeras down a mine shaft and leaving Ed impaled by a steel bar. At the same time, Al starts to drift out of consciousness, saying his soul is being drawn back to his body. Determined not to die, Ed gets the chimeras to remove the bar while he sacrifices some of his life span to temporarily fix the wound and to stop the bleeding. The chimeras find the Philosopher's Stone that Kimblee dropped, and, thankful for their rescue, decide to take Ed to a doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182104 +0000" stop="20260307184656 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bust Through the Heavens with Your Drill! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kamina is jailed for trying to escape to the surface. Suddenly, a mysterious woman named Yoko comes from aboves to the underground village while fighting a giant robot. Simon helps fend off the robot with the help of his new "Gunmen", which he found while drilling around.</desc>
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    <title>I Said I'm Gonna Pilot That Thing!! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Now above ground Kamina, Simon and Yoko find themselves faced with 2 more gunmen.  They dispatch these 1 of them with the help of people from Yoko's home of Ritona town. Ritona is soon under attack by 3 more Gunmen, but some quick (and insane) thinking by Kamina saves them...</desc>
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    <title>Who Do You Think You Are, Having Two Faces!! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon, Kamina, and Yoko encounter a beastman by the name of Viral while they are hunting.  They get into a fight and learn that his Gunman has 2 faces, the normal Gunman head and another head on top.

He dispatches them at the field, but Viral says he will destroy them at the village tomorrow.  Kamina and Simon have to find a way to beat a person who is a far superior pilot...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193539 +0000" stop="20260307200001 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Having Lots of Faces Doesn't Make You Great! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Leeron finds a return point programmed into Gurren and Kamina, Simon, Yoko and Leeron (now called the Gurren Brigade) go after it.  Kamina tries to train Simon to fuse more "manly" by throwing rocks at him.  They meet the Black siblings, who are after a certain gunmen with 16 faces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180446 +0000" stop="20260307183139 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer! Bathing Suits! I'm in Trouble! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Occult Research Club takes over cleaning the pool to thank the student council for their help with Kokabiel, and Issei runs into a lot of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183139 +0000" stop="20260307185833 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open House Begins! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Issei learns more about the feud between the Twin Sky Dragons and Rias and Sona have to deal with troublesome family members at Open House.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185833 +0000" stop="20260307192527 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Have a Junior! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The other Bishop of the House of Gremory is released, and Akeno takes Issei to meet a new acquaintance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192527 +0000" stop="20260307195220 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Various Three-way Deadlocks! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Issei meets Michael, the Chief of the Angels, and continues training Gasper in the days leading up to the Leaders' Summit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182029 +0000" stop="20260307184543 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sword and DEAD - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Saeko and Takashi find a new vehicle to evade the horde of undead in between them and Saya's home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184543 +0000" stop="20260307191057 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The DEAD's House Rules - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tension rises at Saya's house and the group contemplates their future.</desc>
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    <title>DEAD Storm Rising - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Takashi makes a decision and an old enemy appears at the gates.</desc>
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    <title>Gon X Killua X Lethal Pursuit - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Gon, Killua and Leorio arrive at a place where Nobunaga and Machi pretend to be a couple sitting in a cafe, but they do not attack understanding that they are not strong enough. Leorio, who is unable to use Zetsu to hide his aura, returns home, but Gon and Killua try to follow them and are captured instead. Light Nostrade arrives, giving orders to Neon, Kurapika and others. Mafia hires several professional assassins, including Silva and Zeno from the Zoldyck family.</desc>
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    <title>Spider's Nest X Captured X Assassin Technique - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua are questioned about the "chain dude" but cannot give any answer, being unaware that he is Kurapika. Gon and Nobunaga are armwrestling, and the latter cries, mourning the loss of Uvogin. Finally Nobunaga asks Gon to join Phantom Troupe. He promptly refuses, but Nobunaga insists on keeping him until Chrollo arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Kurapica X Secret Assassins X Zoaldyeck - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua escape from Nobunaga. Killua tells Gon about Kurapika being the "chain user", they try to call him but get no answer. Neon runs away and is found by Chrollo Lucilfer who pretends to be friendly to get her prophecy. He helps her to sneak into the auction, then hits her unexpectedly and tells the security to call the emergency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192259 +0000" stop="20260307194607 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider Reunion X Zoaldyeck Family X Final Battle - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Some assassins battle Kururo but in vain. Mafia dons become impatient, and the Zoldycks calm them down. Zeno extends his En to 100 m radius, searching the building to find Kururo. Other Genei Ryodan members advance, easily slauthering the entire mafia force. Kuraptika notices Neon's pictures on Internet (on hunters-only website) and reports this to Nostrado, who also arrives at the auction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181344 +0000" stop="20260307183840 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Downhill Specialist Appears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Akina SpeedStars have taken the challenge of the RedSuns, but Iketani won’t be able to compete in the upcoming battle. By chance, he hopes he can get Bunta Fujiwara to race in his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183840 +0000" stop="20260307190336 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Battle! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Iketani patiently waits for Bunta to appear to drive for his team against Keisuke Takahashi, but to his surprise, Takumi shows up in his place, reluctantly. This puts everybody in a state of shock, as the unexpected is about to happen.</desc>
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    <title>Dogfight! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the crowd is speechless as they have just witnessed the impossible, an Eight-Six overtaking Keisuke’s FD. Ryosuke goes up to solve what’s the success behind this somewhat simple car to discover its unexpected secret. The next day Takumi goes out on a date with Natsuki to the beach, and the thrilling thoughts of racing have started to interest him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192832 +0000" stop="20260307195329 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Challenger - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While Ryosuke is practicing with his FC on Akina’s course, a more menacing vehicle appears from behind. Meanwhile Takumi is asked how he earned his godly drifting skills as Iketani wishes to see a demonstration first hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181905 +0000" stop="20260307184123 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Toy With Me on a Whim - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After learning of his connection with Tsumugu, Ryuko tries to press Aikuro for more information, but does not get much outside of his organization's name, Nudist Beach. Meanwhile, another of the Elite Four, Uzu Sanageyama, gets permission from Satsuki to fight against Ryuko himself. The next day, Uzu challenges Ryuko, facing against her in his Three-Star Goku Uniform, Blade Regalia. He has the advantage due to his fast eyesight reading all of Ryuko's moves, but Ryuko overcomes this by using a part of her uniform to block Uzu's vision, allowing her to defeat him and destroy his uniform. Not wanting to give up, Uzu undergoes a drastic operation to sew his eyes shut, and challenges Ryuko again, this time using his other senses to predict her moves and completely overwhelm her. However, before Uzu can deliver the final blow, his Goku Uniform overheats due to him being more powerful than it can handle, giving Ryuko the opportunity to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184123 +0000" stop="20260307190432 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loser I Can't Hate - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hearing about how many students have been starting their own clubs in order to become eligible to get better uniforms, and thus better living rights, Ryuko decides to start her own Fight Club, assigning Mako as the club president to handle all the paperwork and meetings. As Ryuko increases the club's reputation by defeating other club presidents, Mako manages to earn a One-Star Goku Uniform, upgrading the Mankanshoku family to a better apartment. Mako's determination to preserve her family's newfound happiness moves the family up to an even more luxurious lifestyle. However, as Mako becomes more serious about her duties as club president and the other family members indulge in their wealth, Ryuko starts to feel lonely as the family finds less time to spend together. Just as Ryuko decides to resign from the Fight Club, Satsuki gives Mako a Two-Star Goku Uniform, telling her to defeat Ryuko if she wants to keep her life of luxury. Ryuko decides to take the brunt of Mako's attacks, which leads to Mako eventually realizing the error of her ways, deciding to disband the Fight Club and return to her life in the slums. Meanwhile, Satuski reveals that by using Ryuko to purge the weaker clubs, she will restructure the student council by holding a reprisal general election.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190432 +0000" stop="20260307192901 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Wipe My Own Tears - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Satsuki announces her new election system in which students must survive a seven-day battle against each other in order to stand out on top and earn Goku Uniforms, sending the entire school into a state of emergency. Meanwhile, Ryuko takes Mako to the ruins of her old house, where she tells her about the circumstances surrounding her father's death. Finding no further clues in the basement where she found Senketsu, Ryuko and Mako head home, only for their scooter to run out of gas. They end up encountering the disciplinary committee chair and one of the Elite Four, Ira Gamagoori, who, having just attained his driving license and is taking the week off, offers to take them to a gas station. During their drive, they are attacked by the automotive and airsoft clubs, who are targeting Ira's Three-Star Goku Uniform, Shackle Regalia. Recalling how he first met Satsuki, Ira unleashes his uniform, which uses the power of masochism to evolve into Scourge Regalia and lay waste to his opponents. After a week passes, Honnouji's strongest assemble for the Sudden Death Runoff Election, with only Ryuko and the Elite Four making their way to the top. There, Satsuki challenges Ryuko to defeat each of the Elite Four in exchange for details concerning her father's death, her first opponent being Ira.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192901 +0000" stop="20260307195107 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Once in a Lifetime Chance - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Ryuko awaits the time for her battle against Ira, Aikuro asks her to drop out of the match, warning that she is not ready to face the Elite Four, to which she naturally declines. The battle soon begins, with Ira activating his Shackle Regalia, attacking himself in order to provide the power needed to transform into Scourge Regalia. Ryuko soon learns that the Shackle Regalia also serves as an armor protecting its life fibers. This pushes Ryuko into a corner, as she is unable to damage the Shackle Regalia without powering up the Scourge Regalia form. Undeterred, Ryuko keeps on attacking, forcing Ira to bring out Scourge Regalia's full power, attempting to forcefully mold Ryuko into a model student. However, Senketsu sets a plan into motion by pulling Ryuko out of her synchronized mode, allow her to use Senketsu's fangs to break into Ira's uniform and destroy it from the inside using a new form, Senketsu Senjin (鮮血閃刃?, Senketsu Blade Flash), winning the match. With Ira defeated, Ryuko prepares to face up against her next opponent, Houka Inumuta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181754 +0000" stop="20260307184341 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Shiroe receives a letter from his second character on the lunar test server. As the situation in Akihabara deteriorates, it offers him hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184341 +0000" stop="20260307190929 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isaac and Iselus - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Isaac and the Black Sword Knights are responsible for training the Maihama army. While he's in Maihama Isaac gets to know the new crown prince of Maihama, a young boy named Iselus. Iselus respect looks up to Isaac and respects him.
At a party for the crown prince's birthday, assassin's make an attempt on his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190929 +0000" stop="20260307193516 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep of the Eternal Moth - S02E24</title>
    <desc>At moonrise, the player cities of Akihabara, Susukino and Minami are all simultaneously attacked by swarms of Eternal Moth monsters, whose scales rain down and knock people into a state of sleep by draining their magic points. The Brigade of the West Wind soon discover the moths' nest located in a new raid zone in the Shibuya broadcast building and the Round Table postulate that the monsters had been drawn to the broadcasting antenna from the Moon. Filled with uncertainty, Shiroe decides to put together a raiding party and makes the difficult choice of destroying the antenna. The raiding party then fights their way through Shibuya and manage to enter the raid zone in the broadcast building. However Shiroe's uncertainty hinders his strategic insight and allows the sheer volume of monsters to overwhelm the party from all angles, forcing them to make a hasty retreat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180157 +0000" stop="20260307182424 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with ThunderKittens - S01E62</title>
    <desc>The Thunderkittens steal the Thundercats' weapons so they can prove they can use them, but the Mutants steal the weapons! Lion-O and the kittens must get the weapons back from the Mutants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182424 +0000" stop="20260307184650 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumm-Rana - S01E63</title>
    <desc>The mutants fail to destroy the Thundercats in an areal assault and find themselves stranded on a far part of third earth inhabited by the good Mumm-Rana. She is suppose to be the exact opposite of Mumm-Ra, serving the ancient spirits of goodness as opposed to the ancient spirits of evil. Somehow Mumm-Ra shows up on the scene and puts her under a spell where she must serve him. These two now evil Mummies plot to destroy the Thundercats and rule third earth side by side as King and Queen.. Surprise surprise good always pevails, and the Thundercats manage to turn Mumm-Rana back to her good self, and banish Mumm-Ra once again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184650 +0000" stop="20260307190916 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shifter - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Vulture Man creates a device that shifts minds and bodies. He gives Panthro Snarf's body, and gives Snarf Panthro's Body. He also shifts Lion-O and Wiley-Kat, and thus makes the sword of omens unusable. Eventually, Vulture Man shoots the sword, and it causes a reaction that restores all the Thundercats to their rightful bodies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190916 +0000" stop="20260307193145 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fond Memories - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Mumm-Ra pretending to be one of the ThunderCats friends takes Lion-O to a gallery of the ThunderCats accomplishments.  However, the pictures can come to life and Lion-O must battle Rataro, Safari Joe, and others.  Once the other ThunderCats arrive they end up in trouble and Lion-O is confronted by Mumm-Ra who has made himself into a carbon copy of Lion-O.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193145 +0000" stop="20260307195310 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumm-Ra Lives! (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Thundercats think that they have destroyed Mumm-Ra for good. Little do they know that he survived. He returns to his tomb with the help of Ma-Mutt, and is to weak to do anything. So he transforms Ma-Mutt into an image of himself, and sends this image to order the mutants to release the Luna-tacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182948 +0000" stop="20260307185958 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armless But Not Harmless - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur run afoul of Venus, a portly but alluring love goddess/villain, and her sycophantic sidekick, Milo. The villains successfully remove The Tick and Arthur's arms and attach them to a pair of crude lookalike robots. Venus begins a crime spree with the help of the heroes' arms, while The Tick and Arthur evade a police manhunt and try to reclaim their errant extremities and save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185958 +0000" stop="20260307192658 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Fussell's Lament - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The evil Brainchild returns and using his Nanny-of-the-Apocalypse, captures the Tick and transforms him into a two-headed bird that speaks bad French. Thus rendered powerless, The Tick is auctioned off by Brainchild, and it's up to the other heroes to sneak into the villain gathering and save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192658 +0000" stop="20260307195038 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leonardo da Vinci and His Fightin' Genius Time Commandos! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A flunky of air conditioner repair school makes a time machine and goes back and kidnaps the greatest inventors of all time so he can go back in time and reinvent everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181856 +0000" stop="20260307190201 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lyin' King - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jeff goes on the defensive when acquaintances and former associates accuse him of misdeeds. Meanwhile, Tim faces legal issues in Indiana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190201 +0000" stop="20260307194636 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stark Raving Mad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim vows to stand his ground. Jeff goes to bat for Joe, but one last stunning claim from a familiar face turns the story on its head yet again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181426 +0000" stop="20260307183536 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Mr. Vice Guy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Jeff becomes acting principal at the school, he thinks his ship has finally come in and this is his chance to shine. However, when he has to make an important decision, he chokes and winds up suspending Eddie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183536 +0000" stop="20260307185633 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Digs Doug - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Joy is annoyed by Steph, who has developed an attitude from her husband’s elevated status at the school. In Eddie’s absence, Jeff searches for a substitute teacher and ends up hiring someone a little too close to home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185633 +0000" stop="20260307191652 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really Big Brother - S02E10</title>
    <desc>To avoid doing housework with Joy, Eddie signs up to be a volunteer for a "Big Brother" program but things go awry when he's accidentally given an adult instead of a kid to mentor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191652 +0000" stop="20260307193826 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raisinette in the Sun - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Kenny is subjected to a perceived racist slight at a local movie theater, he reacts strongly causing Eddie to rush to his defense. In the aftermath, Eddie decides that Kenny over-reacted and resolves to prove it to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193826 +0000" stop="20260307195916 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snip/Duck - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Joy and Eddie have a pregnancy scare, Joy convinces Eddie to get a vasectomy.  Nervous about the procedure, Eddie takes advice from Kenny and pretends that he wants more children in order to avoid the trip to Dr. Park.</desc>
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    <title>Crows - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Tim's eyes are pecked out by crows. Cinco advertises the Sleep Watching Chair, a product that helps male friends watch each other sleep. Flamboyant pop group The Paynus Brothers release a new single and start a spanking craze.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181244 +0000" stop="20260307182409 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tim wears a Cinco Musky Tusk Necklace for good luck, while claiming that Eric's rabbit's foot necklace has no effect. Pierre dreams of a barbecue while under the influence of Dream Cream. The Cinco Bro-oche is advertised in a parody of the Eye Tanning System from "C.O.R.B.S."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182409 +0000" stop="20260307183504 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuntmen - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Steve Mahanahan will be going to jail for touching a clown, but his father Donald's Original Child Clown Outlet remains in business. Disaster strikes when the Stontmehn Brothers perform the "exploding pumpkin" trick on Feminine Perspectives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183504 +0000" stop="20260307184615 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handsome - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric go on a quest to determine who is number one handsome man. Meanwhile, a party is successfully slept away with Cinco Face-Time Party Snoozer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184615 +0000" stop="20260307185737 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greene Machine - S05E09</title>
    <desc>An infomercial for the vending machine-sized database of every work Tairy Greene (Zach Galifianakis) has ever acted in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185737 +0000" stop="20260307191929 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Milk - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The half-hour series finale. Tim and Eric are gearing up for the holidays when they begin to lactate. Thinking quickly, the boys (and Eric's son Koi) decide to bottle their man milk to give as holiday gifts. However, they neglect to pasteurize the milk, killing everyone. Meanwhile, Ben Stiller and Ben Hur join forces to form the dynamic comedy duo Ben StillHur, Cinco unveils its Privacy Helmet, David Liebe Hart sings about overseas STDs, and Paul Rudd watches dancing men on a computer and becomes smitten with Tayne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191929 +0000" stop="20260307193054 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tim’s Dad sends Eric a gift basket wishing him luck on the new show. Leif and C Boy square off in a hackey sack championship. Dr. Steve Brule does a report on fruits and vegetables. Casey and his Brother perform "Time Travel" on The Uncle Muscles Hour. Tim and Eric revive the Old Waiting Room Sketch. The new Cinco toy, "B'owl", is advertised. And Tim makes a call to pest control about his bees and his disappointing son, Spraynard Krugar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193054 +0000" stop="20260307194229 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cinco Insurance advertises their "Balls Insurance" plan. Eric sends Tim an ornamental hot dog after finding out he is dying of "Limp Lip." Dr. Steve Brule celebrates 10 years in broadcasting. Eric looks for his Chippy. Pierre teaches children how to dance and scolds them for allegedly possessing rotten meat. Tim and Eric try to write a jingle for Rolos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194229 +0000" stop="20260307195327 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tim learns a new magic trick that runs him into some problems. “Kid Break” shows children that it’s okay to sit down while you pee. Tairy Greene teaches new Gravy Robber employees the best gravy robbing techniques. Tim draws free portraits on Hollywood Blvd. And Jaime Stevens returns home from his summer abroad with newfound powers in “Kitty Cat Man”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180214 +0000" stop="20260307181331 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Boys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys live in a public bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181331 +0000" stop="20260307182448 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Boy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Scotty peddles his latest DVD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182448 +0000" stop="20260307183605 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roommates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin Bing gets a new roommate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183605 +0000" stop="20260307184659 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Endorsement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jason endorses Strussel watches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184659 +0000" stop="20260307185751 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jordan enrolls in a "Be a Baby" program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185751 +0000" stop="20260307190908 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauce Boy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bobby Bologna offers to help Gary Royce, a struggling diaper addict, overcome his condition. The cure comes at a price, however, and Gary suddenly finds himself in service to the mob as a "sauce boy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190908 +0000" stop="20260307193137 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A tornado brings to light a secret from Matt Peters' past, putting him in an awkward and potentially career-ruining position. The only hope of keeping his secret lies with the sinister Father Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193137 +0000" stop="20260307194254 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baklava - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a badly needed bonus, Barry struggles to make piano sales and Mr. Crown becomes fixated on a new dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194254 +0000" stop="20260307195411 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Maureen and Bryan's marriage is tested when The Duke enters the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181352 +0000" stop="20260307183631 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing Hyenas: Can't Take a Yolk - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Hyenas try to steal an ostrich egg away from its mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183631 +0000" stop="20260307185912 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pain in Spain - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In Spain, Pumbaa is mistaken for a bull and captured by two bullcatchers, Carlos and Consuelo Quint. But Pumbaa soon discovers that the current champion, El Toro, is unwilling to give up his title without a fight, leaving Timon unaware that he's not fighting Pumbaa until its too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185912 +0000" stop="20260307192152 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frantic Atlantic - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After being mistaken during their trip in Antarctica, Timon and Pumbaa meet a dimwitted penguin named Irwin, whose apologies annoy Timon. After the three get a ride on a boat, Irwin makes a mess of things, and Pumbaa eventually gives in that Timon is right about Irwin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192152 +0000" stop="20260307194430 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unlucky in Lesotho - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Timon wants to join Ned the Elephant's Good Luck Club and in order to do so, he must protect Ned's Lucky Jar. However, this proves to be a challenge when Pumbaa accidentally brings home a black panther cub (Since black cats mean bad luck).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180646 +0000" stop="20260307182831 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acme Cable TV - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs are sick, and they watch cable TV spoofs to help get better. This episode is filled with spoofs of The Cosby Show, Hollywood Squares, and many popular movies and shows of the day. Basically, an improved version of episode 64.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182831 +0000" stop="20260307185017 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Three girls from Virginia wrote this great Tiny Toons episode that featured Buster and Babs having a ball in Hawaii, with Bug's credit card and Buster's fear of flying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185017 +0000" stop="20260307191204 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henny Youngman Day - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Today's substitute teacher is Henny Youngman, the comedian who just bores everyone in the class out, except Hamton. Stand-Up and Deliver: Babs is practicing for a comedy talent show that she has entered. While there, a young comedian named Red Robin steals the show and Babs freezes on stage. Red helps her out at the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191204 +0000" stop="20260307193332 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Disconnection - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Buster hosts a goofy send-up of the popular dating show Love Connection as he matches people with dates from hell. And speaking of bad dates.... My Dinner with Elmyra: Max has to take Elmyra out on a date and everyone rags on him about the whole affair. Max spends the whole time trying to avoid Elmyra, but she gives him a steamy kiss that he will never forget! Max concludes, ""I think I'm in love!""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193332 +0000" stop="20260307195522 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kon Ducki - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Plucky Duck stars as Pluck Hyerdahl and Hamton Pig stars as his sidekick Koom-Bye-Yah in a saga in whick Plucky tries to find the way of his 1970's prehistoric ancestry. There's also a behind-the-scenes look hosted by Buster Bunny on the making of this story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181758 +0000" stop="20260307190815 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prodigal - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After Nightwing and Red Hood’s battle, Rachel and Gar try to save their friend. Meanwhile, Jason questions his allegiance. With Barbara behind bars, Donna leads her own resistance operation, and Conner helps Blackfire recover her ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182603 +0000" stop="20260307191447 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Druz'ya I Vragi - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Mike head to a mysterious, abandoned outpost in Russia to seize the Sokol nuclear device, but an unexpected visitor foils their plans. Meanwhile, Petr seeks to rescue Alena, who has been kidnapped by her own head of security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182912 +0000" stop="20260307191111 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weekend Race Cars - S05E09</title>
    <desc>One of the best ways to get into professional auto racing is to start racing with your personal car. But what if you want to try different kinds of racing? Could there be a daily driver that is competitive in many types of races? Tanner, Adam and Rutledge decide to find out when they each pick a competent daily driver then compete in a series of different races.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191111 +0000" stop="20260307195310 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appalachian Trail - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The Appalachian Trail spans 2,168 miles from Maine to Georgia, and takes 3 - 6 months to hike. But what if you don't have that kind of time? Tanner, Rutledge and Adam are given the monumental task of driving a road-based version of all 14 states on the trail in just 1 day. With just 24 hours to complete their task they barely have time to stop and must come up with ways to save time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182654 +0000" stop="20260307185643 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>21st May 1987 - S24E21</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Peter Powell

Playlist:
(6) Marillion – Incommunicado
(14) Wet Wet Wet – Wishing I Was Lucky
(11) Cameo – Back &amp; Forth
(10) Whitney Houston – I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
(1) Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now (video)
(9) Fleetwood Mac – Big Love (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185643 +0000" stop="20260307192607 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>22nd September 1994 - S31E38</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Bruno Brookes

Playlist:
(2) Corona – The Rhythm Of The Night
(15) Michelle Gayle – Sweetness
(NEW) Elton John – Circle Of Life (video) (and charts)
(18) Suede – We Are The Pigs
(40) Naomi Campbell – Love And Tears
(11) Cyndi Lauper – Hey Now (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)
(5) Bon Jovi – Always (via satellite)
(12) Lisa Loeb &amp; Nine Stories – Stay (I Missed You)
(1) Whigfield – Saturday Night
(TOTP2) Bay City Rollers – I Only Wanna Be With You (clip of TOTP 23-9-76) (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192607 +0000" stop="20260307195450 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>29th September 1994 - S31E39</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Claire Sturgess

Playlist:
(17) 2 Unlimited – No-One
(20) The Cranberries – Zombie
(16) Pato Banton – Baby Come Back (video) (and charts)
(13) Reel 2 Real feat. The Mad Stuntman – Can You Feel It?
(ALBUM TRACK) The Kinks – You Really Got Me
(22) Snap feat. Summer – Welcome To Tomorrow (video)
(17) East 17 – Steam
(NEW) Shane MacGowan &amp; The Popes – That Woman’s Got Me Drinking
(1) Whigfield – Saturday Night
(TOTP2) Gary Numan – Cars (E Reg Model) (clip of TOTP 1-10-87) (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181430 +0000" stop="20260307185829 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweating Bullets - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Season Four begins with the biggest twist in Top Shot history: two competitors are sent packing immediately after a surprise shoot-off in the opening minutes of the first episode. Later, two shooters get a taste of WWII combat as they fire an M1 Carbine from a motorcycle sidecar and attempt to stay in the game. Colby Donaldson returns as host.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185829 +0000" stop="20260307194218 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Trenches - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Teams grapple with an explosive obstacle course and endure trench warfare conditions while firing the legendary Browning Automatic Rifle. And in a Top Shot first, two competitors duke it out in a fierce battle with a multi-shot grenade launcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184106 +0000" stop="20260307192729 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reset - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Captain Jack calls in Martha Jones to investigate mysterious deaths. When the trail leads to a sinister medical testing centre she must go undercover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181624 +0000" stop="20260307183724 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singing Math Teacher - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Daniel unveils some responsible drinking games and reminds us why alligators are dangerous, and a former math teacher channels his inner rock star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183724 +0000" stop="20260307185825 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Da River - S09E15</title>
    <desc>A religious guy explains the mathematical significance of ketchup, a man has a rematch with a rope swing, and Daniel goes angling with the hosts of an unusual fishing show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185825 +0000" stop="20260307191941 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry Enticer - S09E16</title>
    <desc>A motorcycle stunt goes awry, an elephant decides it doesn't want a particular man walking behind it, and Daniel sits down with Canada's top mullet-sporting daredevil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191941 +0000" stop="20260307194041 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breatharian - S09E17</title>
    <desc>An extremely curvy man lubes up, a guy draws a penis with his voice, and Daniel sits down with a guru who eats air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182128 +0000" stop="20260307192030 +0000" channel="C2313.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miner - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three Britons perform their regular jobs in tough locations, beginning with Staffordshire mine rescue worker Craig Notman working with unofficial gold miners in Mongolia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181517 +0000" stop="20260307184124 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends with the Benedicts - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Bubbles's attempts to clear up a crab infestation in his sheds and on his kitties cause him embarrassment, and he's arrested for indecent exposure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184124 +0000" stop="20260307190401 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Community Service and a Boner Made with Love - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Sentenced to community service, Bubbles insists that Julian and Ricky help him with a school puppet show. The Green Bastard teaches Ricky a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190401 +0000" stop="20260307192624 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Super-Duper-Industrial-Bubbles-Honey-Oil-Inator - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When the compressor air conditioner breaks, Bubbles has to turn his sheds into an industrial honey oil manufacturing complex to save Ricky's weed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192624 +0000" stop="20260307194749 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Righties Loosies, Lefties Tighties - S08E09</title>
    <desc>While being filmed by George Green, Bubbles gets his oil production going, aiming to make enough money to buy the trailer park for Barb and Julian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180900 +0000" stop="20260307183119 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dweller in the Depths - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Quintessons trick the Decepticons into releasing the dangerous Trans-Organics. One of them, the Dweller, begins taking control over Autobots and Decepticons alike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183119 +0000" stop="20260307185335 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Planet - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel's nightmare troubles get a lot worse when the Quintessons make them real. Autobots and Predacons are forced to join forces in order to fight these nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185335 +0000" stop="20260307191556 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Weapon - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Metroplex's transformation cog is taken by Swindle and First Aid blames himself for not stopping him. Meanwhile, Galvatron threatens to use a powerful weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191556 +0000" stop="20260307193816 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quintesson Journal - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Two planets are locked in a destructive war and the Autobots attempt to bring about peace. Things do not go so well, however, until a Quintesson Journal is found and provides evidence of Quintesson involvement in the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180235 +0000" stop="20260307182347 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triangulation - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Optimus Prime travels to Antarctica to hunt down the second relic, but while there he is confronted by Dreadwing and Starscream, and finds himself caught between shifting alliances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182347 +0000" stop="20260307184551 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triage - S02E14</title>
    <desc>During a relic hunt, Ratchet and Wheeljack get a one-of-a-kind opportunity when Soundwave's flying minion, Laserbeak, is disabled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184551 +0000" stop="20260307190704 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toxicity - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Bulkhead, on mission for the fourth relic, came back in critical condition via ground bridge. What happened?!? One epic showdown as Bulkhead and Hardshell go head-to-head in the ongoing quest to gather the last of the Iaconian relics on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190704 +0000" stop="20260307192912 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurt - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Still reeling from the near-fatal experience Bulkhead faced at the hands of Hardshell during the last relic hunt, Wheeljack and Miko decide to take matters into their own hands and leave to hunt down Hardshell to exact revenge for their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192912 +0000" stop="20260307195119 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Arcee is unexpectedly brought back into the company of an old friend, they discover together that Decepticon has been scheming behind their backs an elaborate plan with the intentions of destroying the Autobots and claiming his victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180952 +0000" stop="20260307183121 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Bot Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Bumblebee partners up with Dani on a mission, Blades feels left out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183121 +0000" stop="20260307185249 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Griffin Rock Express - S02E22</title>
    <desc>A mysterious superhero keeps a close eye on Griffin Rock while the Rescue Team rebuilds a train tunnel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185249 +0000" stop="20260307191418 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Villainy - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A plan is hatched by Griffin Rock's most evil villains to destroy the island and kidnap the Bots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191418 +0000" stop="20260307193546 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Heroes - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Bots are made to believe the Burnses are their enemies after they're wiped of their memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193546 +0000" stop="20260307195715 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Land Before Prime - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Optimus is forced to embrace his primal side when the Rescue Bots discover an island of dinosaurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181903 +0000" stop="20260307184742 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just the Facts - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Maura gets an exciting peek at the future with a visit to the plastic surgeon's office but fails to muster the same enthusiasm from Vicki on a fun night out. Josh visits an unusually upbeat Rita while Ali and Leslie struggle with intimacy. Sarah finds distraction from her personal troubles by spearheading an unorthodox approach to Judaism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184742 +0000" stop="20260307191743 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Holy Night - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Pfefferman family gathers at Hineni to support Sarah's alternative spiritual endeavor. After the news of a close friend's untimely passing, a distressed Josh leans on Raquel for support. Ali ends the night by witnessing the pitfalls of Leslie's prejudices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191743 +0000" stop="20260307194706 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Open Road - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Josh hits the road with an unlikely copilot, stirring up some undeniable chemistry along the way. Back at home, Shelly becomes wary of Buzzy's outlandish spending while Ali sees God during a nitrous induced trip at the dentist's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181458 +0000" stop="20260307183834 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Patroll - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With the trolls hiding out in Arcadia, AAARRRGGHH!!! goes undercover to see what Gunmar is up to. A potential rival brings out Jim's jealous side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183834 +0000" stop="20260307190211 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arcadia's Most Wanted - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toby gets caught in the crosshairs when a troll goes missing and the city cracks down on crime. An ancient voice refuses to be silenced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190211 +0000" stop="20260307192548 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Coffee - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Something strange is brewing at school, where the teachers are more agitated than usual. Claire's illness shows disturbing side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192548 +0000" stop="20260307194929 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So I'm Dating a Sorceress - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Toby and Darci ask Jim and Claire on a double date. Gunmar returns from his travels, now armed with the knowledge to bring forth the Eternal Night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182038 +0000" stop="20260307184233 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrapbookmobile - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Poppy gets crafty with a new way to share beloved stories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184233 +0000" stop="20260307190425 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doc Doc, Who's There? - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Dr. Moonbloom explores a crash course in silly fun</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190425 +0000" stop="20260307192705 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troll Playing Game - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Poppy learns the ropes of Cupcakes &amp; Caverns, a thrilling fantasy game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192705 +0000" stop="20260307194945 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gem Day - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Branch celebrates a milestone -- with a few unexpected surprises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180241 +0000" stop="20260307185552 +0000" channel="C2322.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Release Me - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Drunken Andy helps Sam escape from Maryann's clasp. Sookie uncovers the traitor. Sam confront Daphne to discover Maryann is a Maenad. Jason gets caught fleeing the L.O.D. church by Sarah. Eric overhears Barry's message to Bill and goes to Sookie's aid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185552 +0000" stop="20260307194835 +0000" channel="C2322.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timebomb - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sookie's captivity takes an unexpected turn; Sam makes a gruesome discovery at Merlotte's; Tara and Eggs eat a mysterious meal prepared by Maryann; Jason pays off his debt to Eric.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183744 +0000" stop="20260307195305 +0000" channel="C2323.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Country: Part 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In the midst of a brutal storm, Danvers and Navarro find themselves stuck at Tsalal with no electricity or means of contact. As the truth about what happened to Annie and the Tsalal men unfolds, Navarro and Danvers each confront the demons from their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182020 +0000" stop="20260307184553 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Static - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ed Lindsay hates television, so he gets his old radio out of the basement of the boardinghouse where he lives. He soon finds he can receive programs from the past when he's alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184553 +0000" stop="20260307191150 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prime Mover - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ace Larsen discovers his business partner (Buddy Ebsen) has the ability to control objects with his mind. The pair head to Vegas to win big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191150 +0000" stop="20260307193749 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Distance Call - S02E22</title>
    <desc>A young boy find he can communicate with his dead grandmother through a toy phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180206 +0000" stop="20260307182405 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Was an Old Woman - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A famous children's book writer visits a sick boy and reads him one of her stories. Later, at home, she is disturbed by children's voices throughout her house and learns from his parents that the boy has died.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182405 +0000" stop="20260307184604 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trunk - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A young man at a motel discovers an empty trunk that grants any wishes. He uses it for popularity, but at a party he discovers who his true friends are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184604 +0000" stop="20260307190805 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment on Route 17 - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After finishing a heart transplant, a man finds his personality has changed. He also discovers that he has a strange attraction to a waitress at a road diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190805 +0000" stop="20260307193005 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold Equations - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A shuttle pilot on the outer fringes of space finds a stowaway on board his ship. Because of the extra weight, he does not have enough fuel for his journey and faces a dilemma forcing him to consider jettisoning her into space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193005 +0000" stop="20260307195205 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger in Possum Meadows - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A young boy playing in a field meets an old man who is really an alien collecting specimens to bring back to his planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180928 +0000" stop="20260307183045 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upgrade - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Annie fantasizes about her ideal family, a far cry from the dysfunctional group of people she sees everyday. But when her fantasies seemingly become reality, she is horrored to discover she is next on the replacement list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183045 +0000" stop="20260307185209 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Serve - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A young cop falls madly in love with a prostitute, and he continues to protect her even when they are both killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185209 +0000" stop="20260307191312 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chosen - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A man is annoyed by two tenacious people he believes to be evangelists and refuses to listen to their claims that the day is Armageddon, but as it transpires the day is Armageddon, and the ""evangelists"" are Angels in need of help...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191312 +0000" stop="20260307193516 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensuous Cindy - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A man, who's fiancée wants to wait wait until after they're married to have sex, is convinced to try a virtual reality game, Sensuous Cindy. It's not really cheating if it's with a virtual girl, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193516 +0000" stop="20260307195559 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunted - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A futuristic society, without murder, discovers one of the old mutated apes, previously thought wiped out, is killing people. To save their society, a cop and his team have to track it down and kill it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181415 +0000" stop="20260307185355 +0000" channel="C2329.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not All Men - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious epidemic spreads throughout the world following a meteor shower, causing men to become violent and attack women as a woman and her sister work to survive their crazed lovers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185355 +0000" stop="20260307193437 +0000" channel="C2329.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A suburban housewife wants to go home. But where - and what - is home, really?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182206 +0000" stop="20260307195222 +0000" channel="C2330.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Giant Be with You - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wounded Agent Cooper has a vision of a giant who gives him several clues about the murder of Laura Palmer.  Shelly and Pete recover from the mill fire, but Josie and Catherine are missing.  Ben and Jerry Horne are not pleased with how the mill fire plan unfolded.  Leland Palmer's attitude changes with his hair color.  Albert returns to assist the wounded Cooper.  Donna gets a mysterious message about Meals on Wheels.  Dr. Jacoby recovers from his heart attack, but cannot remember who killed Jacques.  Major Briggs has a vision of good things for Bobby.  Nadine is in a coma.  Leo is a vegetable.  Ronnette awakes from her coma after a horrific dream about Bob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180951 +0000" stop="20260307182922 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crazy Bitch Gazette - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182922 +0000" stop="20260307185039 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Springtime on a Stick - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185039 +0000" stop="20260307191201 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Time in Central Africa - S08E09</title>
    <desc>When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191201 +0000" stop="20260307193129 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ow, Ow, Don't Stop - S08E10</title>
    <desc>When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193129 +0000" stop="20260307195301 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead from the Waist Down - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180953 +0000" stop="20260307183758 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Val Doonican - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Gaz decides to ask Janet to become his wife following his divorce. Donna decides to help him. After Janet collapses she is taken to the hospital but nobody can hold of Gaz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183758 +0000" stop="20260307190632 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Decide - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Gaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190632 +0000" stop="20260307193501 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep on Running - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Donna and Janet try to get Gaz to make a decision about who he wants to be with and he ends up deciding to audition both of them. When Gaz finally decides who he wants he heads off to get his girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181306 +0000" stop="20260307183406 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Loved Me - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Kaleb tries to convince Jazmine that if she loved him she would have sex with him; Jazmine tells Kaleb that she isn't ready; Ella and Curtis return back from their vacation early.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183406 +0000" stop="20260307185506 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Game - S09E21</title>
    <desc>Malik and Lisa have different must-watch television shows airing at the same time, but only one television; CJ and Malik suspect that Miranda is going on a date only to make Calvin jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185506 +0000" stop="20260307191606 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give and Take - S09E22</title>
    <desc>Miranda visits Ella with the secret hope of running into Calvin. Lisa goes to Curtis and Ella after her argument with Malik seeking advice. Curtis cuts down Ella's flower bed by accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191606 +0000" stop="20260307193747 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenting 101 - S09E23</title>
    <desc>Calvin demands that the family not have contact with Miranda. Janine and C.J. question their happiness. Lisa and Malik disagree about relationship roles. C.J. teaches them a lesson and to Malik's surprise he gets him a job by babysitting the twins and Calvin and Miranda's kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193747 +0000" stop="20260307195928 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ya' Hearrrd Me - S09E24</title>
    <desc>Ella finds that Malik and Lisa have deep-rooted issues. Ella reaches a new threshold with Curtis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182808 +0000" stop="20260307191308 +0000" channel="C2335.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extreme Rendition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A former member of the Unit is locked up in a Bulgarian prison and Jonas and his team must go to help him escape in order to find one of the world's leading arms dealers. On the home front, the women meet a young man who hopes to be part of the unit someday. However, in order to get extra money to take care of her aging mother, Molly takes a one time recruiting job to hire the man away form the military. Needless to say, members of the Unit family are none to pleased at Molly's new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191308 +0000" stop="20260307195808 +0000" channel="C2335.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kill Zone - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A mission is put on hold in South America because the team has to rescue to two members trapped by snipers.

Meanwhile, the wives take on a mission of their own to help a unit widow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182015 +0000" stop="20260307190302 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode S047 - S14E47</title>
    <desc>Wanted: Margo Freshwater
Mystery: Ed Baker
Legend: Mann House
Lost: The Crew of the Casie Nicole
Update: Wanted: Maria Armstrong
Wanted: Kelly Lee McGinnis</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190302 +0000" stop="20260307194554 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode S048 - S14E48</title>
    <desc>Update: Legend: Bermuda Triangle
Update: Lost: Saviors of Dover Family
Wanted: Michael Wayne Brown/Lost: Donna Moses Brown
Mystery: Therapeutic Touch
Murder: Bryan Nisienfeld</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181750 +0000" stop="20260307185938 +0000" channel="C2337.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The DeBarge Family - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Documenting the careers tribulations of the family R&amp;B group The DeBarge Family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185938 +0000" stop="20260307194410 +0000" channel="C2337.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miki Howard - S03E12</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183522 +0000" stop="20260307191728 +0000" channel="C2338.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search for Extraterrestrial Life - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Final Frontier and the ultimate mystery. Scientists are involved in a never-ending quest to understand the vast universe our planet inhabits. But it seems that for each answer science provides, even more questions arise. Our own solar system is populated by mysterious objects and phenomenon that seem to defy our attempts to understand them. And when we get deeper into space, the mysteries only deepen. What could lay beyond the confines of the Milky Way? Are there galaxies similar to our own? Could they be capable of sustaining intelligent life? And is that life trying to contact us?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191728 +0000" stop="20260307195934 +0000" channel="C2338.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Life Monsters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>For centuries, fantastic tales of terrifying monsters have fascinated mankind. Bizarre beasts of all shapes and sizes have been portrayed in some of history's most classic stories and folklore. But what if these creatures were more than just works of imagination and superstition? Could these stories of legendary creatures be inspired by actual events and where does the line between fact and fiction fall? Do these famous monsters still lurk in the dark corner of our globe today?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184719 +0000" stop="20260307193711 +0000" channel="C2339.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The gang are on the run and find a precocious young hacker, who uncovers the key to The Network's new plan: a real global outbreak of weaponised Russian flu that will prompt the entire world to take up their vaccine on V Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180305 +0000" stop="20260307184410 +0000" channel="C2340.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hero - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Visitors take the publishers of a Resistance sympathetic newspaper hostage. They threaten to kill one each day until Donovan and the others surrender.  Robin falls for a heroic stranger who isn't all that he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184410 +0000" stop="20260307192525 +0000" channel="C2340.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Betrayal - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Resistance kidnaps a Visitor doctor to tend to friendly alien Willie - but can the doctor be trusted? Robin discovers her new lover is an alien sent to impregnate her and create a second Starchild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182545 +0000" stop="20260307190818 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming Home Was a Mistake - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Stefan and the others remember what matters most when tragedy strikes close to home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190818 +0000" stop="20260307195050 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detoured on Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When her children become the focus of the Siren’s latest plan, Caroline takes drastic measures to ensure nothing gets in the way of keeping her family safe. In a race against the clock, Stefan pledges to do everything he can to save the twins, while tensions between Alaric and Caroline boil over, leading them to face some harsh realities about the future of their family. Meanwhile, when Enzo finds himself unable to fight off Sybil’s latest move, Stefan dives into his subconscious and along the way, sets off a chain of events that leaves him faced with a life-changing decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181737 +0000" stop="20260307184138 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April Ghoul's Day - S03E41</title>
    <desc>It's April Ghoul's Day and Vampirina invites over her friends to play some spooky pranks on them. / After the guest bed breaks, The Under the Bed Monster must approve any new beds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184138 +0000" stop="20260307190540 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making a Splash - S03E43</title>
    <desc>Vee's best friend from Transylvania visits for the Firefly Festival, but gets too hot during a Pennsylvania heat wave!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190540 +0000" stop="20260307192942 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of the Giggles - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Hydie Jekyll, a monster-kid scientist is in town in search of the final ingredient to her secret potion. / Vee and her friends are invited to take part in special mummy traditions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192942 +0000" stop="20260307195344 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Littl Ghoul - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Vee and Boris take a flight for Papa's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180450 +0000" stop="20260307183433 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Qatar - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Selina takes a trip to Qatar; Jonah gets a dinner invitation. Dan has an unexpected visit from an HR rep. Catherine and Marjorie have big news to share.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183433 +0000" stop="20260307190409 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blurb - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Selina works on her book as her staff prepare for the ceremony to unveil her portrait. Jonah tries to weasel his way onto the guest list. Dan struggles to solve his on-screen chemistry problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190409 +0000" stop="20260307193352 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judge - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Selina takes a trip; Dan woos Jonah to get a coveted interview; Amy convinces Selina to put her in charge of a very disorganized Mike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180834 +0000" stop="20260307183158 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Truck Flower Delivery - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Petunia worries that an accidentally delivered monster truck won't work for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183158 +0000" stop="20260307185524 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vote For Archibald - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mayor Archibald's job is threatened when Tom Celeriac runs for mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185524 +0000" stop="20260307191848 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready For Action - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Bob, Larry and Mr. Lunt want to be cops after watching the show "Officer Stache".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191848 +0000" stop="20260307194214 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sickabeezer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bob promises to take care of Ichabeezer when he gets the sniccups.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181056 +0000" stop="20260307183329 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eeney, Meeney, Miney… Magic! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Venture's new experiment has the entire family interested -not to mention trapped inside! The Ventures' strange new neighbor, master of mysticism Dr. Orpheus, may be the only one who can help them escape. Meanwhile Dean falls for Dr. Orpheus's teen aged daughter and Brock falls for his old flame: Molotov Cocktease.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183329 +0000" stop="20260307185607 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of the Sargasso - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On a scientific expedition in the Bermuda Triangle, Doc's experimental equipment awakens and possibly enrages the submerged ghost of Major Tom, a test pilot who crashed in an experimental aircraft designed by Doc's father. While there, the Ventures' hydrofoil is hijacked by a group of fake ghost pirates who've been stranded in the sargassum since Jesus Jones was popular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185607 +0000" stop="20260307191845 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Impossible - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Venture, Pete White and Master Billy Quizboy are invited to take part in a top secret government think tank run by supergenius Professor Impossible (coincidentally their former college professor), but Doc's life is in jeopardy once he learns the dark secrets of Impossible's sequestered family. Meanwhile, Hank has become a walking time bomb thanks to a stolen Cold War serum, and Brock and Dean must race the clock to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191845 +0000" stop="20260307194052 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Life Chrysalis - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Monarch sends Dr. Girlfriend undercover to seduce Dr. Venture in order to inject him with a body-altering serum. Meanwhile, Brock is deeply depressed to he learn his secret agent license to kill has expired, but the boys are hell-bent on helping him cram for his government exam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182445 +0000" stop="20260307190745 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warrior's Fate - S03E03</title>
    <desc>King Ecbert visits the developing Viking settlement as the first harvest is sown and rebuffs criticism from his leading nobles. In Mercia, the Wessex/Viking forces charge at the battle at the Hill of the Ash. In Kattegat, Harbard arrives in to the Great Hall and his mysterious aura fascinates Aslaug and Helga but Siggy remains suspicious. There are strange and tragic happenings in Kattegat, and Siggy suspects Harbard is the cause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190745 +0000" stop="20260307195015 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scarred - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The victorious Wessex/Viking forces return to Wessex but there is rancour in the Viking camp–Floki is angry over the alliance with Ecbert and resentful the influence that he feels Athelstan has over Ragnar. Princess Kwenthrith makes some calculating political moves following the battle at the Hill of the Ash in Mercia. Visitors from the past arrive in Hederby, at Kalf’s invitation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180248 +0000" stop="20260307182438 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Overthrow of Merkylnn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Darkstorm formulates a plan to get rid of Merklynn and steal his magic. It all turns out as planned and Darkstorm becomes an all-powerful sorcerer. However, he accidentally unleashes the Apocalypse, so they must go back to Merklynn as their last hope of saving the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182438 +0000" stop="20260307184627 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of the Wise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on a quest for Merklynn, Leoric confesses that he fears Darkstorm's magic power of decay the most. As Darkstorm learns about this the Darkling Lords spring a trap on the Spectral Knights. Darkstorm unleashes his power of decay, and turns Leoric into an old man. Their only hope lie on the Eternal Spring, the only way to reverse the power of decay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184627 +0000" stop="20260307190812 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price of Freedom - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Reekon and Mortdred come across the lost city of Khemir where all labor was done by robot slaves. Now that the Age of Technology is over there are no robot slaves left to do their bidding. Darkstorm promises new human slaves to the Khemirites if they swear loyalty to him. So, the Darkling Lords and the Khemirites set up a trap on New Valerik, and capture the Spectral Knights to make them slaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190812 +0000" stop="20260307193000 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horn of Unicorn, Claw of Dragon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A plague falls over all Visionaries. So, Merklynn sends out the two Spectral Knights - Arzon and Witterquick - and the two Darkling Lords - Cindarr and Lexor - that are still standing to get the ingredients required to make the cure. Cindarr and Lexor embark to slay a unicorn for its horn, and Arzon and Wiiterquick set out to find a dragon's claw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193000 +0000" stop="20260307195152 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trail of the Three Wizards - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Merklynn sends the Spectral Knights to capture the three wizards that escaped from the Wizard's Jail. They must do it before they can find the Lost Shrine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181050 +0000" stop="20260307183407 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ark of Taujeer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>On the ravaged planet of Taujeer, Galra commander Marvok strips the planet of resources and prevents the citizen's escape. Allura and Keith go off on a separate mission to learn how Zarkon is tracking them down and on their isolated trip debate if any Galra people are even fighting Zarkon's rule. The remaining foru Paladins arrive on Taujeer to help the Ark escape, only to be fired upon by Galra forces closest to them as Zarkon located them none the less. When Keith &amp; Allura are informed by Coran they try to use the booster jets to arrive sooner but end up destroying their pod. Hunk activates a new power up for his Yellow Lion which prevents the Ark from falling into a lake of acid. The Red Lion ventures into space to Keith &amp; Allura's position and retrieves them to form Voltron, which defeats the Galra ship. After saving the Ark and resting in the Castle, it is apparent to them now that Zarkon is following them by way of his old connection to the Black Lion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183407 +0000" stop="20260307185723 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Mall - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Shiro attempts to create a deeper bond with the Black Lion, while Coran takes the others to a swap meet, where they have some strange adventures. After Coran details his time in the swap meets as edgy and filled with space pirates, they arrive and find it to resemble an average mall on Earth. Varkon, a bumbling mall rent-a-cop, sees the four Paladins drop their terrible disguises and pursues them through the mall. Keith goes to a knife salesman for information on the blade he has, but learns it is from an extinct people before the salesman tries to steal it from him. Hunk is made to work off a tab for Sal, the owner of Vrepit Sal's diner, and earns a mass customer following with his gourmet skills. Varkon finds Hunk and he races out. Pidge and Lance find a shop which sells Earth material from the 1980's. Hunk meets up with Keith, then Pidge with Lance (after they bought everything in the store) and finally meet up with Coran who has the lenses.

Meanwhile, the Black Lion reveals how it was created, and how Zarkon &amp; Alfor were once friends. Zarkon then connects to Shiro on the psychic plane where the difference in power is vast, but Shiro's words of trusting his Lion earn its protection and defeat of Zarkon in the psychic plane. Waking up, Zarkon loses more connection to the Black Lion and Shiro is now more connected to the Black Lion. Afterwards, knowing Zarkon can't track them, Shiro orders the Castle to the HQ of the Blade of Marmora.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185723 +0000" stop="20260307192040 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blade of Marmora - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Upon reaching the HQ of the Blade of Marmora, it is located in a safe spot between two black holes and a blue Supergiant star. Keith and Shiro travel to their base in an effort to align with the Blade of Marmora led by Kolivan and his lieutenant Antok. But Keith's possession of one of their blades causes immediate friction with the Trials of Marmora to resolve them one of two results: knowledge or death. Keith must fight to unlock about his past, and with each fight exhausts himself more and more. When entering a vision of his old home with his father, the outside of the house shows a Galra invasion, giving Keith a choice: stay and learn, or leave and rescue. The Red Lion attacks the base sensing Keith's endangerment, and upon deciding to end this mistrust and gain their alliance, Keith relents his dagger, only for it to awaken its true form of a saber upon his enlightened decision and revealing a truth: Keith has part Galra ancestry. Meanwhile, Commander Thace (the Marmora spy who shutdown the Solar Shield) alerts the Order that the investigation is increasing and the timetable must escalate to now!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192040 +0000" stop="20260307194356 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Belly of the Weblum - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Paladins split up to gather resources for a showdown with Zarkon. Hunk and Keith travel into the belly of the planet-devouring creature known as a Weblum for scaultrite, a material needed in wormhole generators. While there, the instructional Coran made is dated to when he was in university and is corroded. The duo successfully enter the Weblum, but are separated after the first stomach, leaving Keith in the second and Hunk in the Weblum's bloodstream. In the second stomach, Keith finds a trapped a silent Galra pilot who helps him journey through the third stomach to reach the scaultrite. As the Weblum's defenses flare, the only way to make the scaultrite is for Hunk to threaten the beast enough outside to form the crystals. Upon the Weblum firing its beam, Keith packs more than enough scaultrite, but the Galran with him holds him up for a single full bag, and escapes. Keith thanks Hunk for his efforts, and Hunk pokes at Keiths newly learned Galra ancestry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182316 +0000" stop="20260307190758 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bells (2) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Episode two of two. Alex and Walker make the proper preparations for their wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190758 +0000" stop="20260307195043 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home of the Brave - S09E01</title>
    <desc>After Walker and the gang put an end to a baby kidnapping ring, Walker and Trivette must rescue a group of people including Alex and a young boy who are trapped in a collapsing building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181709 +0000" stop="20260307190515 +0000" channel="C2353.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrath - S08E16</title>
    <desc>The communities join forces in the last stand against the Saviors as all-out war unfolds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180936 +0000" stop="20260307185920 +0000" channel="C2354.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bicycle - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Local blacksmith, Curtis Norton, has John-Boy write letters to his bride-to-be. When she arrives on Walton's Mountain, life and Curtis are much different than she expected. Meanwhile, Olivia is feeling new pangs for freedom and something "different" in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185920 +0000" stop="20260307194907 +0000" channel="C2354.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Townie - S01E23</title>
    <desc>John-Boy's friend Sarah sees him as a way to escape her "trapped" life with her demanding mother. When John-Boy rejects her advances, she runs off and plans to elope with a townie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183431 +0000" stop="20260307191743 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Pete and Myka race to stop Sykes from using his own cache of artifacts to destroy them and the Warehouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181404 +0000" stop="20260307183617 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes a Thief - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Dee falls for a con man, a smooth-talking jewelry salesman who rips off lonely single women, Shawn and Marlon must find a way to open her eyes before the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183617 +0000" stop="20260307185821 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Lease on Life - S02E20</title>
    <desc>It's decision-making time for Shawn when Mrs. Niedermeyer, the owner of the building where his newsstand is housed, makes a pass at him, and Shawn must decide whether he will return the attention to keep his lease intact. While Mrs. Niedermeyer is beautiful, she's also got a jealous husband. Shawn is torn between doing what's right and saving his newsstand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185821 +0000" stop="20260307192045 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama, I Wanna Act - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Marlon's acress friend Stacey convinces him to help her audition fot the Tisch School of Performing Arts. Marlon begins to consider an acting career for himself -- an idea that Shawn thinks is ridiculous and unrealistic. Pops helps Shawn come to see that he should be offering Marlon his support, not doubting his abilities. Meanwhile, Marlon uses the anger from his argument with Shawn to fuel his performance in the audition and ends up getting a scholarship. Special appearance by NBA star Brent Barry</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192045 +0000" stop="20260307194319 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Marlon slips in Shawn's spilled coffee and breaks his leg, which knocks him out of the cash prize he was sure to win in a dance contest. Marlon sues Shawn in small claims court for the two grand, but in the end admits all he really wanted from Shawn was an apology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180944 +0000" stop="20260307183649 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bash - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183649 +0000" stop="20260307190253 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mile Deep and a Foot Wide - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190253 +0000" stop="20260307193026 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yeah, Like Tomatoes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convinving threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193026 +0000" stop="20260307195706 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pittsburgh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of life. One of sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183322 +0000" stop="20260307191606 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of the Mind - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Three incredible stories about the untapped power of the human brain: While hearing about a murder on the radio, a Los Angeles housewife has a strange and sudden vision that eventually helps crack the case; suggesting that total recall is possible, a California man remembers every single moment from every single day of his life; and, several years after a debilitating freak accident leaves her in chronic pain, a woman visits a controversial Ohio faith healer who miraculously cures her symptoms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191606 +0000" stop="20260307195851 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient Mysteries - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Three ancient artifacts that could turn the history of the world upside down: In a Mexican cave, a young girl finds a bizarrely-shaped thousand-year-old skull that may prove aliens once walked the planet; featuring detailed images of dinosaurs, a Peruvian doctor discovers ancient stone carvings that could rewrite the story of evolution; and, excavated from one of Cairo’s oldest pyramids, a 2000-year-old wooden model may be proof that ancient Egyptians invented modern flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180222 +0000" stop="20260307182733 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epstein's Term Paper - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Juan buys four term papers - one for each Sweathog - from Carvelli, only to end up with an essay that Gabe had turned in eleven years earlier.

DETAILS: Instead of writing their own term papers for Gabe's class, the Sweathogs choose to buy old "guaranteed A papers" for $5 each from Carvelli. Epstein's paper is on Franklin D. Roosevelt ("a mighty knight who fights for what's right"), Horshack's is on Joseph Stalin, Freddy's is on the Dust Bowl, and Vinnie's is on the Irish Potato Famine ("Great French Fry Phantom").
When Gabe grades Epstein's paper, he recognizes it as the same paper he handed
in 11 years ago, so he gives all of them F's. Epstein then demands Carvelli
refund their $20 per his guarantee, but Carvelli weasels out of that. Gabe
tells Epstein he knows that Carvelli is selling used term papers and to thwart
future use of the papers, Gabe passes around a list of them to all teachers
and schools. Gabe then gives the Sweathogs one more chance to do the paper because, as he admits, he may have turned in that paper on FDR 11 years ago --
but he never said he WROTE it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182733 +0000" stop="20260307185241 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business (1) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gabe finds success as a stand-up comic, using material regarding the Sweathogs. But when the oppportunity for a full-time comedy gig arises, it could mean the end of his teaching career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185241 +0000" stop="20260307191752 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gabe must choose between the comedy life, or his life at Buchanan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191752 +0000" stop="20260307194305 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Goes Up - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Freddie becomes addicted to drugs after taking prescribed pain killers. Despite the other Sweathogs' best efforts, the only thing that can bring Freddie around is Arnold's faith in him...and in his "vitamin pills."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181018 +0000" stop="20260307185205 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemies Foreign and Domestic - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The revelation that a Russian company may be building a heavy water reactor in Iran puts Jed in a difficult position as he prepares to meet with the new Russian president; Jed orders the Secret Service to protect C.J. when she receives death threats after making a comment at a press conference about the deaths of Saudi girls; Leo wants to find a way to help a major campaign contributor whose company is faced with a massive product recall; Charlie ponders the mystery of a strangely out of context letter written to the President.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185205 +0000" stop="20260307193538 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Vera Wang - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Bartlet and the staff are on high alert when they receive reports of an impending attack on a military installation; Josh is furious when he discovers that a gift he passed on to Donna, who in turn passed in on to an unpaid intern, ends up for sale on eBay; C.J. takes her niece shopping for a prom dress while the threats on her life continue, and her stalker manages to get close to her despite the protection of the Secret Service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181250 +0000" stop="20260307191820 +0000" channel="C2363.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Absence of Field - S03E03</title>
    <desc>If you don't like what you see in the mirror, don't blame the mirror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182343 +0000" stop="20260307184845 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Three Tons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rerun is invited to join a dance troupe, but not for his dancing skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184845 +0000" stop="20260307191333 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday's Hero - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rerun joins the high school football team and lets sudden success go to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191333 +0000" stop="20260307193900 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Burger Queen - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dee is selected for a series of TV ads for a burger chain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181951 +0000" stop="20260307184427 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Educating Tony - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Angela is teaching a class on advertising, and Tony is one of her students. For the students' first assignment, they are to make a commercial for a laundry detergent. Tony is overbearingly proud of his ad, but Angela despises it and give him an F.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184427 +0000" stop="20260307190858 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Dance - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Tony signs up Samantha for ballet lessons. He is pleased when her instructor tells him she has great potential, but the compliment may not have been sincere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190858 +0000" stop="20260307193334 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Babysitter - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A sitter's last-minute cancellation leaves Samantha to watch Jonathan while Angela and Tony go to a parents' meeting at school. Samantha panics when Jonathan inadvertently tosses a piece of jewelry down the sink drain. Although Tony had told her not to have any guests, the house is soon full of her friends: Chad, a boy who thinks he can retrieve the missing jewelry, and four of Samantha's friends who come to admire Chad. Tony and Angela return home just as the kids are sneaking out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193334 +0000" stop="20260307195809 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jonathan Plays Cupid - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jonathan's friend gets him worrying that, one day, Tony may no longer be part of his life. Hoping to ensure against Tony leaving, Jonathan arranges for him and Angela to meet on Valentine's Day at a restaurant for a romantic dinner for two. But they think that the "Mr. Bower" behind this evening is really Michael, Angela's ex-husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181349 +0000" stop="20260307183439 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gary Anthony Williams 2 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Gary Anthony Williams.
Games played: World’s Worst, Whose Line, Irish Drinking Song, Props, Doo-Wop, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183439 +0000" stop="20260307185525 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nina Agdal - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Heather Anne Campbell and supermodel Nina Agdal.
Games played: World’s Worst, Song Styles, Dead Bodies, Scenes from a Hat, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185525 +0000" stop="20260307191616 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brad Sherwood - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Brad Sherwood.
Games played: Let’s Make a Date, Props, Secret, Scenes from a Hat, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191616 +0000" stop="20260307193711 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill Nye - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Greg Proops and science guy Bill Nye.
Games played: Weird Newscasters, Newsflash, Song Styles, Scenes from a Hat, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193711 +0000" stop="20260307195800 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keegan-Michael Key 4 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Keegan-Michael Key.
Games played: Hollywood Director, Scenes from a Hat, Whose Line, Hats/Dating Service Video, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180708 +0000" stop="20260307185949 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Practically Lethal in Every Way - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beth Ann and Rob throw a housewarming party to introduce themselves to the neighborhood, but something seems to be amiss with neighbors Mary and Ralph. Hijinks ensue and secrets come to light when Simone and Karl have dinner with Amy's conservative future in-laws. Tensions rise in the throuple after Taylor begins to question the living arrangement and reveals a dark truth about Eli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185949 +0000" stop="20260307195016 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Found Out What the Secret to Murder Is: Friends. Best Friends. - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beth Ann is elated when Rob ends his affair, but that feeling is short-lived when Beth Ann learns that everything is not as she thinks. While Simone and Karl work to find common ground in their relationship, conflict ensues as Naomi grows suspicious of Tommy's erratic behavior. Eli, Taylor and Jade try to work out their issues by heading to a polyamory retreat but Eli's relapse with addiction may derail everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180802 +0000" stop="20260307183433 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom of a Croc - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Chris and Martin are determined to prove to Aviva that there's more to crocodiles than their reputation as scary brutes. They use an egg disguise, created by the young inventor, to infiltrate a crocodile nest for an insider's look at the challenging journey of the infant crocs. They also discover the importance of heat in the life cycle of the croc and that heat can even move from one object to another by a process called conduction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183433 +0000" stop="20260307185652 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale of a Squid - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Kratt brothers are taking Aviva's submarine prototype out for a test drive when the vehicle gets sucked into a battle between a Sperm whale and Giant squid, spiraling down into the depths. Martin and Chris want to follow, but their damaged vehicle can't take that kind of pressure. So Aviva develops whale and squid Creature Power Suits and the intrepid explorers venture where no sub has gone before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185652 +0000" stop="20260307191912 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aardvark Town - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a young aardvark accidentally becomes a stowaway in Chris's backpack, the Wild Kratts team sets off on a "door to door" search to return him to his home burrow. Along the way, they discover how aardvarks manipulate earth materials to alter landscapes and learn the incredible (and valuable) service this amazing animal provides to all the burrow-living creatures of Africa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191912 +0000" stop="20260307194131 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Draco - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While on a mission to discover the secret of the Draco lizard's gliding abilities, Martin and Chris uncover an evil plot devised by villainous fashion designer, Donita Donata, who has been capturing these amazing creatures to make them part of her new Fall collection. It's the Wild Kratts team to the rescue using what they know about gliding and gravity!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181547 +0000" stop="20260307183918 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Otter Know - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Kip and Biederman cause an oil spill, Eliza must save her sea otter friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183918 +0000" stop="20260307190251 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have Yourself a Thornberry Little Christmas - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Eliza goes to desperate measures to help animals survive during tough times along the Skeleton Coast. Her good-will intentions, however, will soon cost her family their entire supply of holiday cheer--and their Christmas dinner!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190251 +0000" stop="20260307192619 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck Be an Aye-Aye - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Donnie kidnaps an aye-aye for a pet, Eliza must return the ""bad luck"" omen to his home before the villagers hunt him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192619 +0000" stop="20260307194955 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The !Kung &amp; I - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the Thornberrys visit the !Kung people, everyone is shocked to discover that Debbie can click-talk. No one is more surprised than Eliza, however, who is only ""cured"" of her jealousy by a !Kung healing ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184656 +0000" stop="20260307193741 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of Miguelito's Revenge - S04E12</title>
    <desc>West has received a note from agent Gordon summoning him to the local barbershop; where he is promptly anesthetized by a hot towel. After learning about a series of kidnappings, Jim and Jeremy Pike's investigation leads to the sinister Dr. Loveless who's waiting with his latest invention and dastardly plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180047 +0000" stop="20260307182206 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather Boa - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Will is thrilled to help Jack look for another apartment when he decides on a whim to move, but after getting involved in an effort to help two gay penguins from being separated at the zoo, he begins having second thoughts about the idea of Jack moving. While attending Beverley's wife's memorial "celebration, " Karen and Grace experience a wardrobe malfunction, which they must try to conceal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182206 +0000" stop="20260307184329 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swish Out of Water - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Grace asks Jack for help on how to deal with her domineering mother, and on his first day Will pursues a slumlord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184329 +0000" stop="20260307190455 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Christmas Queer - S08E09</title>
    <desc>While spending the holidays at Will's mother Marilyn's house, Grace gets cozy with Will's brother and old flame Sam. Sam's adopted daughter finds a fan in Karen, who is intrigued by the little girl. Meanwhile, Jack helps Will's clearly gay ten-year-old nephew organize and perform a Christmas show, which Marilyn is thrilled about. Will is silently fuming, however, as Marilyn is much more tolerant of the young boy than she ever was of her own son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190455 +0000" stop="20260307192619 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Von Trapped - S08E10</title>
    <desc>The "Sound of Music Sing-Along" has come to town and no one is more excited than Grace. She plans for her and Will to attend the musical in character-like style by dressing up in costumes. Meanwhile, Karen and Jack  try to flee when she gets in trouble with the theater's manager, who blocks off the exits, trapping everyone inside and forcing them to plot their escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192619 +0000" stop="20260307194712 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Humor - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Karen celebrates her birthday with some of New York's crème de la crème, but the festivities turn sour when she ends up crammed in the bathroom with Grace, Will and Jack, who have all embarrassed themselves at the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181536 +0000" stop="20260307183833 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tennis Bum - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Brian is upset because Fay beat him at tennis. Meanwhile, Roy tries to mess with Helen's mind by claiming that one of his male pilots is actually female and Joe, despite being told otherwise, can't resist flying Lowell's prized Graf Zeppelin model he's keeping in Joe's office ahead of a model airplane show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183833 +0000" stop="20260307190129 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Back and There's Gonna Be Trouble - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Joe is hospitalized for back trouble and leaves his normally overly detailed schedule for Brian to manage Sandpiper. Brian disregards Joe's schedule and runs the airline his own way. All his schemes suddenly go off the rails when the plane goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190129 +0000" stop="20260307192433 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plane Nine from Nantucket - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Joe and Brian think they see a UFO. Joe is hesitant to file an FAA report, fearing that Sandpiper Air will be blacklisted. Brian goes ahead and files the report which catches the notice of an eccentric group of UFO enthusiasts.  Meanwhile, Helen informs Fay she still owes her money on her lunch tab but Fay insists she paid it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192433 +0000" stop="20260307194737 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous start to Valentine's Day, Joe and Helen agree to meet at their special place. Unfortunately, they each have a different idea as to where that is. Roy's blind date exceeds all his low expectations but all he can do is try and figure out what's wrong with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183702 +0000" stop="20260307191537 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackie Chan Is Not in This One - S02E06</title>
    <desc>This week, our Wipeout teams are THIRSTY. They include a team of PDA-loving first responders and another team begging Jackie Chan to adopt them. Only by completing the toughest Wipeout course in history can their thirst for $25,000 be quenched.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191537 +0000" stop="20260307195408 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couples Game Night! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An award winning model and her MMA fighter husband take on the world in tonight's episode. Can they go the distance against a pair of noisy lovers, early retirees, and the most fabulous 40 year-olds on the planet?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180502 +0000" stop="20260307190300 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margin of Error - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Carcetti responds to a campaign smear; Randy makes a startling revelation; Marlo proves elusive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181730 +0000" stop="20260307184127 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Skunk Rocker! - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A Skunk Rocker asks the Pets to help him find a band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184127 +0000" stop="20260307190524 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help the Easter Bunny! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The pets help Ollie fill in when the Easter Bunny is sick with a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190524 +0000" stop="20260307192935 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How It All Began - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Linny tells Tuck, Ming-Ming and Ollie the story of how the Wonder Pets first got started.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192935 +0000" stop="20260307195340 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Wonderland! - S03E30</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets travel to Mount Everest in Himalaya where, with the help of a goat sherpa, they save a baby snow leopard who's almost endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180546 +0000" stop="20260307182702 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182702 +0000" stop="20260307184936 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patience - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Patience. A strict demonstration of patience tries every ones nerves, audience included.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184936 +0000" stop="20260307191049 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Pop sensation Letter P is literally ready to blow up, and it is making the gang sick.  Luckily, she learns that liposuction will not only make you a better person, it can save the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191049 +0000" stop="20260307193200 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it.  Which Chauncey will survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193200 +0000" stop="20260307195315 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity.  They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen.  The result is a big stinky horse apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181924 +0000" stop="20260307190744 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Knew Her Secret (1) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alien life-forms shaped like small pyramids come to earth and imprison the minds of humans who touch them, taking over a small town. Meanwhile, Diana isn't as careful as she should be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190744 +0000" stop="20260307195313 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Knew Her Secret (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Humans who have been 'possessed' by the pyramid aliens search for an alien criminal who has the power to shape-shift into anyone, even Wonder Woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180214 +0000" stop="20260307182311 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith - S03E18</title>
    <desc>It's tax time and Jack is in a bad mood. Meanwhile, Norma worries about the Apollo 13 astronauts and Kevin worries about his class assignment - to write his own obituary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182311 +0000" stop="20260307184409 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unnatural - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Kevin keeps making the cut for the school baseball team, he worries about whether it is because of his talent or because his dad saved the Coach's life in Korea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184409 +0000" stop="20260307190502 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Kevin thinks the best he can do in math is a B, his teacher Mr. Collins sets him the task of getting an A and even offers him private lessons. When Mr. Collins suddenly pulls out of the lessons shortly before the exams, Kevin feels betrayed and fills his exam with nonsensical answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190502 +0000" stop="20260307192554 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocoa and Sympathy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Paul is voted ""brainiest"" in Lisa Berlini's latest poll, he goes through a crisis but is helped through it by Mrs. Arnold - who he also develops a crush on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192554 +0000" stop="20260307194652 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Little Girl - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Kevin isn't sure whose side to take when Karen decides to enroll in a liberal college and Jack is dead-set against it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181428 +0000" stop="20260307183550 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Line - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The guys are anxious to acquire a new video game, but each wants his own copy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183550 +0000" stop="20260307185712 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future is Gnar - S03E20</title>
    <desc>In the Season 3 finale, Blake worries about the future and the supremacy of machines when Alice unveils an automated phone system at the office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185712 +0000" stop="20260307191732 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orgazmo Birth - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The guys work out a deal with Montez to get tickets to an electronic music show, but plans change and they're forced to attend his wife's baby shower. Things quickly spin out of control as the guys try to distract the ladies at the shower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191732 +0000" stop="20260307193848 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fry Guys - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The guys want a fish fry at the office, but first they have to find Alice a sex partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193848 +0000" stop="20260307200003 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snackers - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The office holds an election to decide who’s in charge of breakroom snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180029 +0000" stop="20260307182317 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit Animal - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Kate helps Alice through an important milestone; Brad pressures Anne to face her fear; Sonia's discomfort with Zoe upsets Ian; Frankie makes some romantic decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182317 +0000" stop="20260307184456 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Kate considers starting a business; Anne becomes friends with an overzealous fan; Sonia and Ian have a discussion; Frankie finds new roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184456 +0000" stop="20260307190636 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trash Panda - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate's new career and family plans become jeopardized when she has a health scare; Anne and Lionel uncover truths about their marriage; Frankie gets back to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190636 +0000" stop="20260307192816 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Women Had to Give Birth - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While trying to hide her health problems, Kate hires help to launch her new endeavour; Anne tries to make things right with Lionel, permanently; Frankie hosts a family dinner in her new home; an emergency interrupts Ian's meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192816 +0000" stop="20260307195104 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Back - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Everyone gathers together to celebrate Anne and Lionel's commitment ceremony and one guest makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182727 +0000" stop="20260307192213 +0000" channel="C2383.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genocide (1941–1945) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Nazis are racist; the Aryans are a master race and others, particularly the Jews, are sub-human. Himmler's SS sets about ridding Europe of millions of Jews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180531 +0000" stop="20260307182956 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel Pays a Visit - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Usual Worzel is up and about the Village bright and early and on his rounds stops to steal a pint of milk, for his Robin red - breast, and a News-paper, with Aunt Sally’s picture in it. Later on, as Sue is reading Worzel the article, about Aunt Sally being stolen at the Village Fete, Mr. Braithwaite bursts in the barn and sends John and Sue to Mrs. Bloomsbury - Barton’s with a box of apples. Whilst there the two see that Aunt Sally is there also, working as a maid. On their return to Scatterbrook Sue rushes to Ten - Acre field to tell Worzel where Aunt Sally is and, as soon as he can, he goes to the hall to see her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182956 +0000" stop="20260307185432 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarecrow Hop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bloomsbury - Barton sacks Aunt Sally and, as she is homeless, she turns up at Worzel’s barn. As soon as she arrives she starts telling Worzel, Sue and John about where she is going to go next, this prompts John into saying how boring the village is. Sue protests and brings up the fact that there is a Village dance on that evening and Aunt Sally and Worzel decide to go. Before that however they both agree that they need clothes to wear to the dance and so visit the local museum to pinch some. At the dance Worzel finds the music boring and so asks the band for a request, ‘The Scarecrow Hop’, which is a roaring success.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185432 +0000" stop="20260307191902 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel and the Saucy Nancy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Worzel stows away on the village coach outing to the seasidewhere he meets the Saucy Nancy. Nancy tells him that she saw Aunt Sally floating in the sea, but unknown to them, she has been rescued by a fairground operator...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191902 +0000" stop="20260307194450 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel's Nephew - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Worzel recieves an unexpected visit from his Cockney nephew, Pickles Bramble. The youngster gets a job on the Braithwaite's farm and blackmail's Worzel into doing all the work. Worzel has to come up with a scheme to rid himself of the troublesome relative...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182006 +0000" stop="20260307190517 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Breath - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Scully mysteriously appears in a Washington hospital, alive but in a coma, and Mulder must fight to keep her alive in order to find out what happened to her and who did it to her. Meanwhile, Scully fights her own personal battle as she decides whether to stay or go on to the next world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190517 +0000" stop="20260307195029 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firewalker - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mulder and Scully, reunited at last, head for an active volcano under a geological study and find a deadly life form that can survive in the searing heat of the crater and is killing the scientists to avoid being discovered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180519 +0000" stop="20260307182642 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Dark Shroud (2) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Xavier goes to Muir Island to recuperate after his mind is attacked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182642 +0000" stop="20260307184805 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Cry of the Banshee (3) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The X-Men and Banshee go to save Lilandra and they are met by Gladiator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184805 +0000" stop="20260307190927 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Starjammers (4) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A group of space pirates called the Starjammers attack the X-Men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190927 +0000" stop="20260307193050 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phoenix Saga: Child of Light (5) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>D'Ken easily fights off the X-Men until Phoenix restores herself to power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193050 +0000" stop="20260307195212 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savage Land, Strange Heart (1) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Storm is encouraged by Sauron to free her inner tempest of energy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185008 +0000" stop="20260307194456 +0000" channel="C2388.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desire Is All You Need - S05E09</title>
    <desc>After an event rattles the state of Montana, nothing will ever be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181257 +0000" stop="20260307183558 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress Up - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Funny Hat", "Cowboy Muno", "Save the Princess"

Jingle: "New Pair of Shoes" by Les Savy Fav

Mark's Magic Pictures: Pirate

Storytime: "The Princess and The Dragon"

Numbers: Magic Blocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183558 +0000" stop="20260307185902 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Circus Parade", "I'm a Clown Now", "Here At The Circus"

Jingle: "Circus Town" by Mates of State

Dancey Dance: Mime Dancey Dance with Sarah Silverman

Mark's Magic Pictures: Hoop

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Lion"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185902 +0000" stop="20260307192207 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Songs: "I Love Bugs", "Follow The Oskie Bugs", "Eggs"

Jingle: "Bugs Are A Curious Fellow" by Black Moth Super Rainbow

Mark's Magic Pictures: Ant Farm

Cool Tricks: Mix Master Mike performs a DJ Mix

Storytime: "Buzzy the Bee"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192207 +0000" stop="20260307194457 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Rest Up", "The Doctor", "Help Your Friends"

Jingle: "New Day" by Swound!

Biz's Beat of the Day

Numbers: Food, Not Food

Storytime: "Dr. Black &amp; the Fruit Tree"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180257 +0000" stop="20260307181014 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foxy Hound-Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A fox hunter's dog keep chasing the fox into Yogi's cave. The hunter only sees yogi and thinks his dog has lost his mind. When Yogi realizes the fox is hiding in his bed he decides to help him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181014 +0000" stop="20260307181719 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave Little Brave - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yogi discovers a young Native American boy that is out on his first hunt. Yogi is worried that the boy is going to get hurt so he follows him around trying to protect him but ends up being the one that needs protecting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181719 +0000" stop="20260307182429 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tally Ho Ho Ho - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A hunter is trying to get a bear and comes across Yogi. yogi tries to convince him he is a government protected bear but the hunter doesn't care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182429 +0000" stop="20260307183134 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Fly Guy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A mother bald eagle hatches three eggs simultaneously. The babies instantly are asking the mom if they can play. She flies off to take them to play with two of the babies right behind her and the third left behind because he can't fly. He is lost and walking around Jellystone Park when he come across Yogi who offers to teach him how to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183134 +0000" stop="20260307183851 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baffled Bear - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Yogi wakes up from his winter hibernation to find a highway has been built through his forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183851 +0000" stop="20260307184613 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brave Bear - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Escaping from the law, two bandits find the perfect hideout--Yogi's cave!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184613 +0000" stop="20260307185329 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stout Trout - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to demonstrate how bears catch fish. Unfortunately for Yogi the fish he is trying to catch is Wylie Willie, the smartest trout around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185329 +0000" stop="20260307190034 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buzzin' Bear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Yogi climbs inside a helicopter after one of the rangers lands nearby. He accidentally starts flying and the rangers have to try and talk him down over the radio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190034 +0000" stop="20260307190739 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Bear - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Colonel Packingham P. Putney has almost everything a man could want including the world's largest collection of hunting trophies. The one thing he is missing is the perfect bear head. Yogi "the world's greatest skating bear" just happens to be nearby and escaping from the circus. Yogi is looking for a place to hide and unfortunately picks the Colonel's house as his hiding spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190739 +0000" stop="20260307191456 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be My Guest Pest - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Yogi is upset with some of his fellow bears that have become a hammy group of camera hogs. That is until a camper named Newton becomes interested in taking his picture. Newton invites Yogi to stop in and visit him in New York City. Yogi takes him up on the offer but when he arrives find he must hide from Newton's wife because she doesn't like visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191456 +0000" stop="20260307192201 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck in Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Yakky Duck gets shot by a hunter and Yogi tries to help him get away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192201 +0000" stop="20260307192914 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bear on a Picnic - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A family arrives at Jellystone Park for a picnic. Yogi tries to sneak up and steal some food only to be caught by Ranger Smith. Yogi moves in again when the ranger leaves and discovers lots of food and an escaping baby. The couple won't listen to Yogi so he takes it upon himself to watch out for the youngster who thinks every dangerous animal is a kitty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192914 +0000" stop="20260307193619 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prize Fight Fright - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Boo Boo wakes up Yogi to tell him the World's Champion is in Jellystone to prepare for his next fight. Yogi wants to be a sparring partner since they are offering good pay and free meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193619 +0000" stop="20260307194324 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainy Bear - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to beg food from a camper that turns out to be Professor Dingaling, a mad scientist who is experimenting in transposing brains from one animal to another. Professor Dingaling switches Yogi's brain with a chicken. Will Boo Boo and Ranger Smith be able to return Yogi to normal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194324 +0000" stop="20260307195029 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Hood Yogi - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yogi dresses up like Robin Hood and Little John so they can steal food from the rich (the tourists) and give it to the poor (themselves).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195029 +0000" stop="20260307195735 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daffy Daddy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Yogi plays cowboy with a young tourist who is being ignored by his mom and dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180522 +0000" stop="20260307182806 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drop-Zone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Justice goes on its first official mission under Batman, while trying to determine which of them will lead the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182806 +0000" stop="20260307185030 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schooled - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Superboy's anger over his non-relationship with Superman is getting out of control. He refuses to train with Black Canary, and when the team faces an opponent that even the Justice League had trouble defeating, the Boy of Steel goes rogue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185030 +0000" stop="20260307191251 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiltrator - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Arrow's niece, Artemis, joins Young Justice and must save a bright young scientist from the League of Shadows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191251 +0000" stop="20260307193548 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denial - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the team investigates the disappearance of Kent Nelson (formerly Doctor Fate), the scientific-minded Wally West is forced to confront his disbelief in magic while battling Abra Kadabra and Klarion the Witch Boy, for the ultra-powerful Helmet of Fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193548 +0000" stop="20260307195806 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Downtime - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous mission with the team, Aqualad returns to Atlantis to choose between a life on the surface world or one beneath the waves with the Aquagirl of his dreams. But other forces at play may make Aqualad's decision for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181617 +0000" stop="20260307183443 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183443 +0000" stop="20260307185400 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy. Mary and George take a trip with Coach Wilkins and his wife. Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185400 +0000" stop="20260307191335 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper - S04E06</title>
    <desc>College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned. Also, Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student, and George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191335 +0000" stop="20260307193154 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Sheldon’s first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy’s first day of middle school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193154 +0000" stop="20260307195017 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon’s philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin. George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180201 +0000" stop="20260307182601 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talented Mr. Ridley - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Liza takes a chance on a charming journalist, both professionally and personally. Diana steps outside her comfort zone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182601 +0000" stop="20260307184944 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Little Liza - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Liza’s secret forces her to think on her feet. Kelsey gets familiar with her new author. Josh grapples with the commitments he’s made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184944 +0000" stop="20260307191426 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Liza and Rock &amp; Roll - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Charles calls in Liza after running into trouble with a rock-star author on Shelter Island. Maggie reaches a career milestone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191426 +0000" stop="20260307193726 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S05E07</title>
    <desc>It’s Christmas in New York. Liza celebrates with Caitlin. Kelsey finds herself caught up in a web of her own making. Charles makes up his mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181756 +0000" stop="20260307191556 +0000" channel="C2396.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Three - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael continues to use his power to obscure details of the accident as crime lord Jimmy Baxter and his wife Gina plot their revenge. Things aren’t adding up for Lt. Nancy Costello in her investigation. Bad advice leads Kofi to make a bold move. Gina strikes a deal for her son Carlo.</desc>
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    <title>Yusuke's Back - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Yusuke has reclaimed his life, but has only one day to be revived by someone's kiss -â€” And that someone might be Kuwabara! Back in the flesh, Yusuke finds he can see supernatural creatures hiding in the living world, and quickly hunts down a demon criminal. With this move, he learns his adventure is only beginning. Yusuke is a Spirit Detective.</desc>
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    <title>Three Monsters - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yusuke receives his first real case as Spirit Detective. Three demon thieves have muscled their way into King Yama's sacred vault, stealing the three Artifacts of Darkness. Yusuke must recover the artifacts and bring the thieves to justice before they unleash dark and deadly powers on the people of Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184850 +0000" stop="20260307191232 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gouki and Kurama - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The oafish demon Gouki is using the stolen Orb of Baast to capture children's souls. If Yusuke doesn't track down and defeat this monster quickly, those souls will become the monster's next meal. But Gouki isn't the only one Yusuke has to worry about when the second thief suddenly appears. His name is Kurama, and to great surprise, he asks Yusuke for a favor...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191232 +0000" stop="20260307193613 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Eyes of Hiei - S01E08</title>
    <desc>With two artifacts under his belt, Yusuke heads for his most dangerous challenge yet – the ruthless demon Hiei. But unbeknownst to Yusuke, Hiei is chasing him, and kidnaps his girlfriend Kayko! Unless Yusuke can retrieve the antidote inside Hiei's Shadow Sword, Keiko will become a brainless, monster slave! Can Yusuke close the case?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193613 +0000" stop="20260307195955 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Fights for Yusuke - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In his first match of the tournament, Yusuke faces an impossible disadvantage. He can't see a thing in the pitch-black arena, but a hi-tech helmet allows Kibano to follow Yusuke's every move. Even if the battle-worn detective can survive Kibano, he'll have to fight his second match immediately -â€” against a lethal ninja!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182653 +0000" stop="20260307191012 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Limbo - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Warren and the others are reunited with Addy in “Limbo,” an underground casino run by Murphy and his Blends that shelters Talkers on the run from Altura Militia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191012 +0000" stop="20260307195331 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doc's Stoned History - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As Doc explains his version of American History to George, Sketchy and Skeezy re-enact Doc’s stories about the Founding Fathers, while Warren and the others go the bakery that invented bizkits in search of the secret ingredient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182052 +0000" stop="20260307184849 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Creatures - S01E34</title>
    <desc>When two African penguins stop by Animal Junction, Zoboo, Chris and Martin talk about water creatures. Even though penguins are birds, they swim instead of flying. But these penguins aren't swimming! Finally, they realize it's because the pool water is too warm for them. But when the water is chilled with ice cubes, there's no stopping the penguins! Jaguars love to swim, too, and the Kratts play ball in the big pond with a black jaguar who stops by. Jackie has a new goldfish named Sunny, who is also sensitive about water temperature. To keep from shocking Sunny, Jackie puts his bag into the aquarium until the water in the bag is the same temperature as the aquarium.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184849 +0000" stop="20260307191646 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail to Tails - S01E36</title>
    <desc>A kinkajou comes to hang out in Animal Junction. Her prehensile tail -- a grabber the kinkajou uses to swing through the trees and hop on the ground -- takes center stage. Creatures use their tails for all kinds of things, and Chris and Martin decide to create supertails that combine all the best elements of creature tails. Jackie visits a litter of newborn kittens, who are cute and cuddly, but must be picked up gently by placing hands around their stomachs. A kitten's tail is not a handle!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191646 +0000" stop="20260307194443 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E37</title>
    <desc>It's kitten pandemonium when all kinds of kittens turn Animal Junction upside down. An overwhelmed Zoboo, Martin and Chris try to take care of these curious creatures but quickly realize that they're in over their heads. Luckily, the cavalry rides to the rescue when the mother cats arrive to take control of the situation. The guys wonder if wild cats are similar to house cats and go to see if lions and cougars purr. Jackie is busy brushing her cat Rapunzel, a great way to show her cat that she cares for her. Plus, birds and squirrels love the loose fur for padding their nests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184756 +0000" stop="20260307191127 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People Auction - S02E12</title>
    <desc>After a fire burns down Sushi Rox, Zoey and the gang hold a people auction to raise money in order to rebuild it. Chase and Michael get auctioned to the sushi-crazy gym teacher. Zoey, Lola, and Nicole become Logan's personal cheerleaders, and they are told to "cheer his awesomeness", as in cheer for everything he does. His plan backfires when the girls decide to cheer for everything he does.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191127 +0000" stop="20260307193459 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quinn's Alpaca - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Quinn's pet alpaca, Otis, is depressed because he misses her, leaving her feeling depressed as well. The girls then decide to try and cheer her up by throwing an alpaca-themed party. However, this only made her miss Otis even more and she left PCA to meet with him, which could get her suspended as it is the middle of the semester. Meanwhile, the guys make a bet to see who can go the longest without saying anything containing the letter 'S' and the person who loses has to run across the campus wearing nothing but a bikini top, a hula skirt, and a flashing red helmet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193459 +0000" stop="20260307195832 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Another new year at PCA leads to surprises including the heart breaking news that Nicole will not be attending PCA this year because of her OMGD (obsessive male gender disorder). Thus, Nicole is sent to an all-girls school. After everyone settles into their new rooms, Chase tells Zoey he wants to talk with her privately. Lola and Quinn tell Zoey that Chase wants to tell her he's in love with her, but Zoey doesn't believe them. Meanwhile, Michael and Logan are fighting for the single bed in their new room. Chase decides not to ruin his friendship with Zoey, so he decides not to have a crush on her anymore by dating a new girl, Rebecca (Daniella Monet).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181928 +0000" stop="20260307184136 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Kingdom - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Computer calculations give Zartan Omega as the probable location of Audric. This planet is covered with blue light from the red dwarf sun and grows only giant flowers. Upon reaching it, though, they discover Monster Minds have set up a satellite to convert the blue light to red light and evil vines are everywhere slowly killing the planet. Jayce discovers Audric has been there but left at Emira's insistence since it was no longer safe. Gillian rigs up a device to emit electric waves to counter Saw Boss' signals. Oon's metal body is used as a transmitter. Gillian then moves the prism lens on Saw Boss' satellite turning it toward the sun. It overloads and explodes. Gillian leaves his invention with the people so that Saw Boss cannot use another satellite to kill the giant flowers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184136 +0000" stop="20260307190344 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest into Shadow - S01E22</title>
    <desc>An unconquered planet in the midst of Monster Minds intrigues the Lightning League and they go to investigate. Upon crash landing they discover the energy of the Pride and the vehicles and their own energy is being drained. It is an anti-life planet. They meet the Dark Queen who offers them the alternative of the touch of peace. Fearing this touch, they refuse it, but without it their energy will decrease until they cease to exist. Jayce finally figures out that the touch is not death but life. They are all touched and transported to another dimension. Saw Boss and evil forces cannot survive this magic of the Dark Queen; therefore, their planet remains free of Monster Minds. But the people pay a price for their freedom by having to adapt to an anti-life world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190344 +0000" stop="20260307192551 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unexpected Trouble - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League heads for the junk planet, Xeron III, to use the metal as a giant antenna to send radio signals throughout the universe in an attempt to contact Audric. An old woman, Iana, lives on the planet with an odd assortment of creatures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192551 +0000" stop="20260307194758 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bounty Hunters - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Saw Boss offers a huge reward to pirates and cut-throats if they will deliver Jayce to him. A pirate scratches Herc with his special ring which causes Herc to become evil and start plotting against Jayce. Jayce must take the Pride to Planet Hippo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182756 +0000" stop="20260307184911 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spread Those Wings and Fly - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Daffy and Porky attend a self-help seminar, which inspires Daffy to want to learn how to fly. When that doesn’t work, he settles for becoming an airline flight attendant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184911 +0000" stop="20260307185714 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrotblanca - S1995E01</title>
    <desc>A Looney send-up of Casablanca, with Bugs as Bogart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185714 +0000" stop="20260307190345 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Andalay - S1964E13</title>
    <desc>Sylvester Cat uses a hunting bird in another attempt to catch Speedy Gonzales.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190345 +0000" stop="20260307191015 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daffy Flies North - S1980E04</title>
    <desc>Daffy is convinced there must be a less strenuous way of getting North than actually flying there, so he leaves the flock behind and sets out on his own.  As usual nothing goes the way he plans, least of all the horse he discovers along the way and tries to mount numerous times, all ending in disaster.  Eventually he winds up jumping onto an airplane- unfortunately the plane's actually heading South! NOTE: This episode, along with "The Yolk's on You" and "The Chocolate Chase" were all edited from "Daffy Duck's Easter Special" and released as individual episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191015 +0000" stop="20260307191630 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muzzle Tough - S1954E16</title>
    <desc>Sylvester sees Tweety Bird moving across the street. He will do anything to get to Tweety.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191630 +0000" stop="20260307192322 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbary-Coast Bunny - S1956E17</title>
    <desc>Bugs Bunny, on his way to San Fransisco in the Barbary Coast days, discovers a large gold boulder and is swindled out of it by a crook named Nasty Canasta. So, Bugs comes to Canasta's casino in San Francisco and cleans him out of all his loot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192322 +0000" stop="20260307193046 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare We Go - S1951E01</title>
    <desc>In 1492, Bugs Bunny sails the ocean blue, with Christopher Columbus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193046 +0000" stop="20260307195323 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperRabbit - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Bugs tells the story of SuperRabbit, with himself as SuperRabbit, Elmer Fudd as Lex Luthor, and Daffy as Zod, and explains why he gave up the SuperLife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180147 +0000" stop="20260307182350 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Deep - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Iron Man and Captain America disguise themselves as villains to infiltrate Red Skull's Cabal, but when their disagreements over strategy cause their cover to get blown, they're forced to take on the entire Cabal alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182350 +0000" stop="20260307184614 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hulk's Day Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Hulk crash-lands on Earth with amnesia, the Avengers reconstruct a day-in-the-life of Hulk to find out what ould have knocked out The Strongest There Is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184614 +0000" stop="20260307190818 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Doom - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Thor returns from Asgard to find Earth under the rule of Dr. Doom, who has altered the past to a time where the Avengers never assembled. With the fate of the Avengers and humanity resting in his hands, can Thor help the team recall their true heroic nature and defeat Doom?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190818 +0000" stop="20260307193021 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring on the Bad Guys - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Avengers start to see how tough the Cabal is and how much strength they'll need to take it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193021 +0000" stop="20260307195245 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savages - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tony becomes too reliant on his tech so Cap challenges him to go without it for one full day. The challenge is accepted but made far more complicated when Tony takes them to the Savage Land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181635 +0000" stop="20260307191601 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ones We Leave Behind - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fisk seeks revenge while Karen is haunted by recent events. Daredevil makes a startling discovery about Fisk's financing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181301 +0000" stop="20260307183508 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Helmet Woman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After being infused with incredible power from a Nova helmet, Gamora leads the Guardians and her sister Nebula on a mission to infiltrate the Believer flagship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183508 +0000" stop="20260307185716 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Place, Wrong Time - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Quill and Gamora battle the High Evolutionary, his minion hybrids and a teleport-hijacking Nebula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185716 +0000" stop="20260307191923 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me and You and a Dog Named Cosmo - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cosmo goes undercover on the Believer flagship but loses his powers when his cover is blown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191923 +0000" stop="20260307194130 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Get It Out of My Head - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When the Believer flagship embeds itself in Knowhere's brain, it causes a planetoid-wide telekinetic zombie outbreak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180514 +0000" stop="20260307184913 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imperfect Pitch (XL Airways Germany, Flight 888T) - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Experts investigate why XL Airways German Flight 888T spiralled into the Mediterranean sea in 2008. What deadly flaw was the Airbus hiding? AKA: Deadly Test</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184913 +0000" stop="20260307193311 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Massacre over the Mediterranean (Aerolinee Itavia, Flight 870) - S13E09</title>
    <desc>In 1980, Itavia Flight 870 exploded over the sea. After 30 years of investigations, experts finally reveal the truth behind the mysterious disaster</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181006 +0000" stop="20260307190022 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost Story - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Howard Bainbridge, a chemical warfare expert who defected to East, was contaminated by his own experiments and then returned back to the U.S. and his family manor, where his father (a paranoid arch-conservative) had him killed and the body buried. Since Howard destroyed the records before defecting, the IMF must recover the body to get a sample of the chemicals. The elder Bainbridge, Justin, is unaware that his head of security is an enemy agent also trying to find Howard' sbody. The IMF gain access to a air-raid shelter on the grounds and start "haunting" Justin with a secretly-implanted microphone and holographic projectors. Plagued by visions only he can see of his son and his dead wife Janette (played by Dana), Justin calls in physician Paris, who recommends he assauge his guilt conscience and Justin ends up digging up his son's body, which the IMF take.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190022 +0000" stop="20260307195040 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alexander Vanin, arrested and convicted for espionage, hid a list of agents operating in the U.S. His control, Mishenko of the EEPR, has been ordered to get the list but Vanin refuses to give in because then Mishenko would cut him loose. The IMF must get the list. Vanin hypnotized himself to forget the list's location and only his wife Olga can give the trigger command to let him remember. Jim gets Olga to the U.S. while Barney and the others clear out the EEPR Consulate with a bomb ruse and then take it over and stage a party where the reunited couple meet (while Mishenko waits across the street for Barney to defuse the bomb). The IMF fake partygoers sneak out and Mishenko shows up to find Vanin there. To prove his loyalty and that he didn't talk, Vanin has his wife give the trigger, unaware that the IMF are listening in and get to the bus where Vanin hid the list before Mishenko can.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184009 +0000" stop="20260307192535 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land for the Locusts - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As the pilgrims continue their journey, Monkey sees that a nearby village is being terrorised by swarms of locusts, and they're coming in their direction. Led by the power-hungry Demon Queen Grasshopper, the locusts follow the magic Lake Lok-Nor as it moves from one place to the next. Everywhere they go they bring death and destruction. Can the pilgrims stop them, or will the Queen turn everyone into pigs?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181733 +0000" stop="20260307184303 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakthrough - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ian, David, and Jo embark on a day of self-discovery. Brad teaches Dana and Rachel about financial responsibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184303 +0000" stop="20260307191640 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Villain's Feast - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A mysterious host invites the MQ team to a glamorous murder mystery party on a private island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191640 +0000" stop="20260307194429 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Skeleton - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Poppy grapples with a discovery as Ian tries to help in his own unique way. Dana runs into unexpected competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183622 +0000" stop="20260307191756 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Argentina Impossible - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A survival instructor teams with a pediatrician to fight storms, cold, and starvation in Argentina’s Yungas Cloud Forest. It’s a race against time as the pair puts their skills to the test before hypothermia shuts them down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191756 +0000" stop="20260307195928 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing with Fire - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Two survivalists are dropped on a deserted Dominica beach. Will surviving in the barren tropical terrain be too great a challenge for the survivalists? Will they make it together, or will one have to survive in the tropical nightmare alone?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182947 +0000" stop="20260307191216 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CIA's Secret Revenge - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When the Soviet Union unveils its own space shuttle, the CIA hatches a secret revenge plot. Recent discoveries shed new light on the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. A missing nuclear weapon could threaten a NASA base in the Arctic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191216 +0000" stop="20260307195446 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moon's Strange Secret - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The last humans to walk on the Moon discover something strange on the surface. A NASA scientist investigates a strange phenomenon responsible for horrific mass deaths. A landmark NASA mission threatens to destroy the reputation of an American hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181014 +0000" stop="20260307183114 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Movement - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Nathan devises a way to provide a moving company with free labor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183114 +0000" stop="20260307185213 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sporting Goods Store / Antique Shop - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An endorsement deal is sought for a sporting-goods store; an antique shop amends a policy regarding accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185213 +0000" stop="20260307191313 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokers Allowed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a dive bar skirt anti-smoking laws.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191313 +0000" stop="20260307193412 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel / Travel Agent - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A hotel markets itself to parents who are sexually active; a travel agent concentrates on older clients. Also, Nathan shares his solution for tardiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193412 +0000" stop="20260307195512 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nail Salon / Fun - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A plan to protect nail polish from chipping doesn't go as scripted. Also: Nathan works on his worst personality flaw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181056 +0000" stop="20260307183239 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All In - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale, Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship - which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183239 +0000" stop="20260307185421 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nerd - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of "mean girl" teachers at her new school, she (mistakenly) turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185421 +0000" stop="20260307191604 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191604 +0000" stop="20260307193748 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Captain - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick's relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193748 +0000" stop="20260307195931 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use and secretly tackle Nick’s box of unwanted responsibilities – aka bills. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to find meaning in life and asks for guidance from Rabbi Feiglin.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Freddie Gibbs - S16E13</title>
    <desc>Freddie Gibbs captains Team Evolution in games of Baby Daddy, Baby Mama; Are You Smarter Than a Rapper?; Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and Wildstyle before performing his hit "Big Boss Rabbit."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182252 +0000" stop="20260307184352 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loni Love; VVVanessa - S16E14</title>
    <desc>Comedian Loni Love lends her wit to Team Evolution as they battle Nick and Team Revolution in Baby Daddy, Baby Mama; Can I Cancel?; Got Damned and Wildstyle; and VVVanessa performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184352 +0000" stop="20260307190452 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Ross - S16E15</title>
    <desc>Rick Ross leads Team Evolution against Nick's Team Revolution in games of Baby Daddy, Baby Mama; Greenery Screenery; Are You Smarter Than a Rapper? and Wildstyle before performing "Pimpin'."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190452 +0000" stop="20260307192552 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kirk &amp; Rasheeda; Money Mo - S16E16</title>
    <desc>Love &amp; Hip Hop's Kirk and Rasheeda lead Team Evolution against Nick and Team Revolution in Baby Daddy, Baby Mama; Can I Cancel?; Backseat of My Ride and Wildstyle; and Money Mo performs.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>CJ - S16E17</title>
    <desc>CJ and Team Evolution battle Nick's Team Revolution for a shot at the coveted comedy chain in Big 'Ol Booty, Are You Smarter Than a Rapper?, Got Damned and Wildstyle, and CJ takes the stage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Misaki Is a Maid! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ayuzawa Misaki is Student Council President and top in her class.  She is also incredibly poor.  To help her single mother and younger sister make ends she secretly works at a maid café, a fact that she would prefer remain unknown to her classmates.  Unfortunately Usui Takumi, the most popular boy in school, bumps into her one day while she is in uniform.  Now he comes to the café everyday and stares at her.  Is he planning on blackmailing her, mercilessly tease her or something else.  What is a girl to do?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Maid Even at the Campus Festival! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's time for the annual school festival and Misaki wants to use the opportunity to improve the school's image and encourage more girls to enroll. However, problems arise with class 2-2 because the boys' activity proposals are attempts to sexually exploit the girls. The boys ask Usui to persuade her, though he puts very little effort into it. On the suggestion from the class's three girls, Misaki decides that class 2-2 will hold a café. Later, Usui warns Misaki that her hostility towards the boys will eventually backfire. On the day of the festival, things go well and there is a large turnout of girls. However, she finds out that the boys of class 2-2 are cosplaying in period military outfits, taking over the café and rounding up girls as prisoners. She scolds the boys, but they turn on her and leave the girls to run the café alone, which both Misaki and Usui help the girls. Seeing the action from the classroom windows, the boys return and serve the customers properly, making the café a success. During the festival bonfire, Usui finds Misaki resting under a tree. She thanks him for his assistance, but Usui teases her about being his personal maid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185429 +0000" stop="20260307192011 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Color is Misaki? Natural Color? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's little sister day at the cafe and Misaki discovers to her horror that she has no idea how to act like a little sister.  Not willing to accept that she doesn't know how to do something she sets out to discover how exactly to act like a little sister.

At the same Takumi is his usual unhelpful self.  When another girl at school confesses her love for him, his answer is a surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192011 +0000" stop="20260307194554 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Net Idol Aoi-chan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Maid Latte is visited by Aoi, a famous net idol who also happens to be Satsuki's niece. Due to a fight with her father, Aoi will be staying with Satuski for a while, making Aoi excited to stay and try the café's uniform, much to Satsuki's chargin. Meanwhile, as the chef is unable to make it to the café, Usui decides to take over and impresses the ladies with his own slightly modified version of Omelet Rice. Aoi finds Usui attractive but he repeatedly ignores her advances. She is so persistent that Usui pushes her down on the locker room floor. Misaki arrives to push Usui away and slaps Aoi for repeatedly trying to get his attention. It is then revealed that Aoi is, in fact, a boy, something Satsuki knew all along and which both Usui and Misaki discovered earlier. Aoi reveals he ran away because his classmates made fun of his hobby of liking cute girlish things, and his father didn't like him cross-dressing as a girl. Misaki and Usui convince Aoi to go back home, but not before Aoi promising to make Usui his. Later, Aoi returns to Maid Latte where he criticizes Misaki for not wearing girlish clothes as she's a girl, but Misaki counters his argument by pointing out how a cross-dressing boy like him should be wearing manly clothes. They end up agreeing that they should not criticize each other on the basis of the clothes they wear. Regardless, Aoi sends Misaki a cute dress, much to her embarrassment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180219 +0000" stop="20260307182807 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lalah's Dilemma - S01E40</title>
    <desc>The Gundam is upgraded and Lalah's Elmeth enters combat for the first time; Amuro and Lalah cross paths again but this time as enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182807 +0000" stop="20260307185356 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cosmic Glow - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Amuro and Lalah fight each other for the second time and communicate telepathically, while Gihren Zabi inspects the construction of the Solar Ray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185356 +0000" stop="20260307191944 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Fortress A Baoa Qu - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Federation forces, including White Base, proceed to invade the Fortress of A Baoa Qu despite losing half of their combined fleet caused by Zeon's Solar Ray; Amuro and Char -now piloting the Zeong- engage in battle again.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Escape - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The Battle of A Baoa Qu reaches a critical point; White Base is deep within enemy territory, Amuro and Char's relentless duel continues, and Kycilia Zabi struggles in command.</desc>
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    <title>Metal Bat - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Assigned to guard a VIP and his son, Metal Bat couldn't be less thrilled. But when the group is suddenly attacked all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, Saitama has disguised himself as Charanko in order to enter the “Super Fight” martial arts tournament.</desc>
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    <title>Martial Arts Tournament - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Monsters from the Monster Association launch simultaneous attacks on all the human cities, attempting to overwhelm the forces of the Hero Association. Meanwhile, the “Super Fight” martial arts tournament kicks off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185252 +0000" stop="20260307191644 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uprising of the Monsters - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Super Fight tournament kicks off while Genos takes on multiple monsters who have appeared in City C. Elsewhere, countless monsters are wreaking havoc in multiple areas, but the Hero Association is being overwhelmed by the sheer number of threats.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Class S Heroes - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As the Super Fight tournament heads for its grand finale, the Class S heroes battle to hold back the tide of monster incursions. Meanwhile, Atomic Samurai is setting in motion a plan of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181329 +0000" stop="20260307183743 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End and Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Momonga is a regular salaryman who leads a guild in an DMMO-RPG known as Yggdrasil. After twelve years of playing the game, the servers are finally shutting down. Momonga logs in for the last time, seeing the game to its end. However, after the clock strikes midnight, nothing changes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Floor Guardians - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Grateful that they weren't cast aside, the floor guardians experience the rule of their true master for the first time. Momonga quickly assess the situation and works toward protecting the tomb from invaders while contemplating what he must do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190154 +0000" stop="20260307192606 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Carne Village - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Momonga continues his efforts to protect Nazarick from the unknown forces he may be up against in this world. As he manipulates the Mirror of Remote Viewing, he notices a village being attacked and decides to test his strength against humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192606 +0000" stop="20260307195018 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruler of Death - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Momonga finds that the attackers of Carne Village were Slane Theocracy soldiers dressed as people from the Baharuth Empire. As the attack to lure and eliminate Gazef Stronoff continues, Momonga takes this chance to continue his tests...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180537 +0000" stop="20260307182939 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aerodylan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Armadylan loses the PJs' special jet to Night Ninja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182939 +0000" stop="20260307185340 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Accident - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Owlette causes an asteroid accident. While trying to make it right, the PJ Masks meet another night-time hero, Newton!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185340 +0000" stop="20260307191742 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Asteroids - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Newton likes the PJ Masks... but also likes his solitude.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191742 +0000" stop="20260307194144 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo's Space Machine - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Newton learns that he's not just brains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180524 +0000" stop="20260307182841 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Twins Fight - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The twins beg to be allowed to visit Haruhi's home, but she refuses. Haruhi comments about the differences between Hikaru and Kaoru, which triggers a fight between the inseparable siblings, even making them dye their hair different colors, blue and pink, in order to be told apart. When Haruhi finally stands up to their fighting, saying "if they've never fought before, they might need help stopping," Kaoru is about to give Hikaru a cursed doll with his name written on the back - but when Haruhi steps in, he gives it to her instead. However, when she turns it over, the back says "Fail," - alerting the host club it was all a trick to be allowed to visit Haruhi's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182841 +0000" stop="20260307185159 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grade School Host is the Naughty Type - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An elementary school brat, Shiro Takaoji, seeks help from the Host Club's King to win the heart of women, but what he doesn't say makes all the difference in how much help he gets. He attempts to run away, calling Tamaki a "fake king", and Tamaki and the others infiltrate the elementary school, discovering that Shiro has a crush on a girl who would soon be moving away. Tamaki explains to him he didn't wish to please women, but only to please one woman - the girl he has a crush on. He had joined the Classical Music Club to make her happy and play the piano with her. Shiro learns his part of the piano duet he was supposed to have played with her, and the host club ends up allowing him and the girl to have a small concert in the host club lounge. The episode ends with Shiro entertaining at the host club, warning the clients not to tell his girlfriend; she'll get jealous if she hears he's hanging out with such beautiful women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185159 +0000" stop="20260307191517 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Pool SOS - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Host Club drags Haruhi to an artificial tropical beach, but an accident separates Honey from the rest of the gang. Mori and Haruhi separate from the rest of the group to look for him, Mori eventually carrying her due to her slowness and clumsiness. Haruhi wonders aloud about Mori's and Honey's relationship, and then twins explain that they are in fact cousins by marriage. Meanwhile, Kyouya's guards, called in to look for Honey, end up mistaking Haruhi as the "small boy" Kyouya had described, and, under his orders, attempt to arrest any "suspicious people", as they believe that Mori looks suitably suspicious. Honey swings in on a vine, amazing Haruhi with his martial arts ability. The gang returns, ending the episode with Haruhi noting, much to the surprise of the twins and Tamaki, that she would enjoy visiting a real beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191517 +0000" stop="20260307193835 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sun, the Beach, and the Host Club - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Host Club visits the "real beach" in Okinawa upon Haruhi's request, but, Kyoya having invited customers, Haruhi is still unable to wear a swimsuit - much to the others disappointment. The twins devise a game to see who can find out what Haruhi is afraid of first, drawing Tamaki in with the explanation that only close friends show each other their weaknesses. Kyoya hypes up the competition by offering up photos of Haruhi in middle school. One accident occurred that caused a fight between the Host Club members. Kyouya, however, made Haruhi realize what her mistakes were and she eventually apologized for her wrongdoings. Tamaki wins secretly in the end, during a thunderstorm. However, the rest of the host club walks in at the most inopportune moment, as he covers her ears and places a blindfold on her to "block the thunder." The group ends up leaving with Tamaki chasing after them, trying in vain to convince them that he's not a pervert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182208 +0000" stop="20260307184615 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Florist/Fashion/Teeth - S02E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260307184615 +0000" stop="20260307191023 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool/Dinner Party/Skiing - S02E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260307191023 +0000" stop="20260307193430 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joke Shop/Outback/Fire Hall - S02E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260307193430 +0000" stop="20260307195837 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Shower/Yard Sale/Aquarium - S02E05</title>
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    <title>A Family Affair - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's sister Carol visits Cincinnati, and Andy sets up a date for her and Johnny. But Carol winds up going out with Venus instead, and Andy becomes instinctively angry about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183800 +0000" stop="20260307190252 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herb's Dad - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Herb's father, a lifelong salesman who shares Herb's taste in clothes, runs away from the Shady Hills Rest Home and visits the station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190252 +0000" stop="20260307192737 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put Up or Shut Up - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bailey convinces Jennifer to accept a date with Herb in the hope that he'll get scared and back down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192737 +0000" stop="20260307195234 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Americanization of Ivan - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Bailey and Les attend a press conference given by a group of visiting Russian hog experts. One of the Russians falls for Bailey and asks her to help him defect to the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180620 +0000" stop="20260307181832 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Flug's Pet Slug - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Princess Flug finds a slug and wants it to be her pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181832 +0000" stop="20260307183044 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuzzly Photo Day - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Abby wants to send a picture of her and the Fuzzlies to her Wai Po, but it's impossible to get all the Fuzzlies together for a perfect picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183044 +0000" stop="20260307184257 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teeny Pelican Terry - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A mother pelican thinks Teeny Terry is a baby bird and adopts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184257 +0000" stop="20260307185509 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tappin Mo and Bo - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Mo and Bo discover tap dancing, but the sound disturbs everyone in the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185509 +0000" stop="20260307190721 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairy Tale Fuzzly - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Abby and Bozzly must save Harriet Bouffant when she becomes stuck in the tower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190721 +0000" stop="20260307191933 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Secret Passageway - S01E34</title>
    <desc>When Abby and Bozzly help Otis improve his hide-and-seek skills, they all wind up stuck in an undiscovered secret passageway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191933 +0000" stop="20260307193145 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumbles' First Haircut - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Grumbles' hair is quite thick and needs some trimming, but he is afraid to have the treatment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193145 +0000" stop="20260307194357 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuzzly Ball - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Because Abby's parents can't come to a ball as they need to attend to hotel guests, Abby and the Fuzzlies decide to put up one at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181658 +0000" stop="20260307184616 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Ernesto - S02E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260307184616 +0000" stop="20260307191515 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pterodactyl Troubles - S02E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260307191515 +0000" stop="20260307194343 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Tiny MegaPlane - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260307181311 +0000" stop="20260307183515 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Banana - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Michael puts George Michael in charge of the banana stand, but unfortunately puts Maeby there with him. Much to Michael's chagrin, George Sr. continues to run the business from prison. Tobias auditions for a commercial but Lindsay gets the part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183515 +0000" stop="20260307185722 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bringing Up Buster - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael spends quality time with Buster. George Michael auditions for a school play to get closer to Maeby. Gob breaks up with his girlfriend and has nowhere to go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185722 +0000" stop="20260307191904 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key Decisions - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gob decides to lock himself in his father's prison for 24 hours to get back in with the alliance, and to spend quality time with his father. Michael takes Gob's girlfriend to an awards show, and Buster inadvertently flirts with his mother's rival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191904 +0000" stop="20260307194044 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Drive - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Michael and Lindsay try to prove their charitable sides to each other. Gob demands George Michael's respect, and Buster continues avoiding Lucille 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183752 +0000" stop="20260307192041 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye for an Eye - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona and Jesse work together for a pharmaceuticals magnate, but soon realize that he is hiding something. Meanwhile, Michael and Sam take on a bomb-maker involved in Max's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184511 +0000" stop="20260307193426 +0000" channel="C4006.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Flight - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Angels enroll in a stewardess school to investigate mysterious threats that result in the murder of a student.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181953 +0000" stop="20260307190440 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>75 Tons - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As the authorities close in, the "Cowboys" are left with three options: flee, flip or face the music. But Willy and Sal won't go down so easily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190440 +0000" stop="20260307194515 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain of Evidence - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As their high-profile trial begins, Willy and Sal attempt to neutralize witnesses against them in a variety of ways — some legal, others not so much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180712 +0000" stop="20260307182811 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple D Nation: Tots &amp; Turkey - S51E07</title>
    <desc>Guy loads up on over-the-top turkey legs, tasty tots and tons in between!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182811 +0000" stop="20260307184912 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauerkraut, Shoyu and Shank - S51E08</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri's grabbin' creative flavor combos that pack a punch! In Naples, Fla., a couple from NYC is bringing Greek grub to the Sunshine State, platin' dynamite dolmades and fully loaded lamb shanks over orzo. There's cheffed-up comfort in Dallas with over-the-top pork belly lollipops and an unexpected sauerkraut chocolate cake. Plus, a Triple-G winner is puttin' out next-level ramen at her Chicago joint, infusing expert-crafted umami into a shoyu noodle bowl and the-bomb beef chashu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184912 +0000" stop="20260307191013 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>African, Sicilian and Sandwiches - S51E09</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri's divin' into African, elevated deli fare and Sicilian street food in between! There's Afro-fusion in Tallahassee, Fla., from a multilingual, well-traveled chef who's bringing bold flavors to a killer Kenyan curried goat and rockin' Moroccan lamb. Next, it's a taste of Italy in Chicago, servin' up big-time béchamel arancini, plus top-notch chicken and red pepper pesto on focaccia. Then, a meat market and deli in Gainesville, Fla., is adding a locally sourced and scratch-made touch to a legit lamb platter and salt-and-pepper smoky sausages with plenty of heat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191013 +0000" stop="20260307193112 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple D Nation: All-American Eats - S51E10</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy Fieri's checking back with some of the most amped-up American eats! First, a Phoenix burger joint has expanded, found success in pizza and ice cream, and is keepin' it creative with funky fritter flavor bombs and not-your-everyday nacho patties. Then, dynamite diner grub is going strong in Buffalo, N.Y., with mind-blowing blueberry pancakes and a big-deal BBQ meatloaf bomber, and a family-run Triple-D O.G. in Goshen, Ind., is still crankin' out killer comfort with their savory snapper soup.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193112 +0000" stop="20260307195212 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flavortown Finds - S51E11</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri's gettin' into major flavor with these new finds! In Gainesville, Fla., a big-time bagel joint is doing things their way, servin' up both Nova and carrot-style lox on salted rosemary, plus a mushroom muffuletta umami bomb. There's serious seafood in Baton Rouge, La., crossing Creole crawfish with cheesecake and chargrillin' out-of-bounds oysters. And a Naples, Fla., spot is crankin' out killer culinary, like prime-time pastrami with pickled relish and knockout gnocchi with pork ragu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182958 +0000" stop="20260307191456 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Paz - S02E04</title>
    <desc>If the altitude doesn't get you, the traffic will! That's what Andrew Younghusband learns in this exotic South American city, where rules of the road are optional and definitely quirky. He learns how to calm traffic like a local, dressed as a zebra (seriously - drivers pay attention and slow down.) He braves the infamous "Death Road" to witness the treacherous cliffs up close.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191456 +0000" stop="20260307200015 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rome - S02E05</title>
    <desc>All roads may lead to Rome, but you don't want to drive on them. Host Andrew Younghusband learns that the hard way... from 14-year-olds (yes, they can legally drive here!), pizza delivery boys, street cleaners, couriers - even the mayor! Rome may be dotted with spectacular landmarks, but it was not built for today's traffic -cobblestone, narrow streets, and archeological wonders tend to muck up the flow - not to mention, fire up those famous Italian tempers!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180839 +0000" stop="20260307183318 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raising the Stakes - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Goku's attacks are useless against Super 17! Knowing Goku's ability firsthand, Dr. Myuu programmed Super 17 to predict Goku's techniques and attacks and the ability to transfer the attacks into fuel for the android killer! As each moment passes Super 17 gets stronger and Goku gets closer to his demise!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183318 +0000" stop="20260307185756 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Surprise - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While Goku is preparing for the end, help comes from an unlikely source. It is Android 18, and she is mad! Determined to avenge the death of her beloved, No. 18 unleashes her full fury upon her android brother. As everyone watches in disbelief, they are unaware that the most dangerous power of all time is about to be awakened!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185756 +0000" stop="20260307192235 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Dragons - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When an evil Dragon emerges from the cracked Dragon Balls it seems like the world has become cracked as well. After stealing the Dragon Balls, he spawns seven more evil Dragons that disappear across the horizon like wild jackals in the night! What horrors are in store for Mother Earth and her people?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192235 +0000" stop="20260307194714 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two-Star Dragon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Haze Shenron, the dragon of pollution has begun to contaminate everything in his path by emanating a toxic mist that poisons everyone and everything who breathes it. Goku and Pan soon find themselves overcome by the noxious fumes. With the Saiyans choking on the foul air, help must come from an unexpected source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183238 +0000" stop="20260307191615 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silicon Valley High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The drug of choice in Silicon Valley is cocaine, but a cop crackdown is pushing dealers and their programmer clients to meth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191615 +0000" stop="20260307200014 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grim Reaper - S07E11</title>
    <desc>From the DEA and dealers to users and doctors, Grim Reaper explores the deadliest drugs across the globe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184956 +0000" stop="20260307193736 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chapo desires to achieve patron status and feels disrespected as he tries to collaborate with drug lords. Miguel Ángel must make a decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307183714 +0000" stop="20260307192015 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfies - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Everyone has a say when Isa's case against her rapists takes a new turn. Ari and Nico go drinking. Patrick sacrifices himself to protect someone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182730 +0000" stop="20260307195345 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glasgow - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The first case for this episode was Ed, who dropped into the clinic to see Dr Christian about an embarrassing problem that was preventing him from having intercourse. Losing 18 stone and undergoing a tummy tuck had left Ed with a vast surplus of excess skin and fat in his groin, almost completely burying his penis and thus limiting his ability to function sexually. Dr Christian sent Ed to a surgeon for further discussions, and he advised a procedure that would lift the excess skin up, effectively freeing the shaft of Ed’s penis which was buried under the folds of excess skin. Having undergone the surgery Ed returned to show the marked improvement in his condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183600 +0000" stop="20260307191805 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Bear is still on the loose and looking for love, while it's chaos and confusion as the next Ex rocks up on the beach. The fires may be reignited for some but old flames can still burn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191805 +0000" stop="20260307200011 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S05E10</title>
    <desc>It's the last day and with the end near there's unfinished business to attend to. But not before a final Ex arrives to join the party. Will anyone find love and leave the villa happy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182116 +0000" stop="20260307184931 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Builders - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Over his wife's objections, Basil hires his usual firm of incompetents (O'Reilly's) to do some carpentry work in the hotel lobby. With both Basil and Sybil out for the afternoon, they leave Polly in charge. She decides to have a nap, leaving the English-challenged Manuel in charge. When Basil returns, he finds a solid wall where once stood doors to the dining room and still no door to the kitchen per his work order. Sybil takes an I-told-you-so attitude and insists he hire a qualified builder to fix the mess, but Basil decides to get O'Reilly back to right the wrong, but he still makes a mess of it as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184931 +0000" stop="20260307192249 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty's puritanical streak comes out when a young couple he suspects of not being married tries to book a double room. He's ready to give them rooms on separate floors until Sybil steps in. It turns out that the couple know Polly but when he sees her coming out of their room - she was trying on a dress her friend had brought her for the wedding they would be attending - Basil begins to think everyone has gone mad. All that's left is for another guest, Mrs. Peignoir, to get tipsy and make a pass at him. For Manuel, it's his birthday and a night of celebrating takes its toll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192249 +0000" stop="20260307195135 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel Inspectors - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty goes on the alert when he hears there are hotel inspectors in the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181842 +0000" stop="20260307184536 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of The Slime Monster, Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jamal, Lenni, and Alex are graduating from middle school and Tina is hosting the party, while Jamal and Tina work on the prom committee.  However, the band that was supposed to play at the prom backed out.  Jamal and Tina convince Lenni to play with Tina's brother Tuan.  However, Lenni and Tuan get off to a bad start.  Eventually, they learn to play their music together.  In the meantime, Alex has been writing the story.  He writes about the Slime Monster running away and kidnapping Gaby and about his attempts to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184536 +0000" stop="20260307191313 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of The Slime Monster, Part 3 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gooey Gus suddenly explodes in the sun and grows 6 feet tall in the story.  Suddenly, at the band practice, Tina tells Lenni that he really likes her.  If the gooey gum covers your skin, you are gone for good, so will Gaby and Casey make it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191313 +0000" stop="20260307193857 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of The Slime Monster, Part 4 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The team trys to come up with a conclusion.  Tina and Casey discover the Slime Monster's weakness, cold.  Just before the discover their plan, He attacks Lenni and the rest of the team!  Luckily, Tina escapes and Jamal and Tina melt the Slime Monster with vegtable oil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180349 +0000" stop="20260307182841 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Place to Die - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Michael's elderly friend chooses the Evans apartment as the perfect place to draw his last breath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182841 +0000" stop="20260307185353 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J.J.'s Fiancee (1) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>J.J. defiantly plans to marry his girlfriend, but he does not know that she is a heroin addict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185353 +0000" stop="20260307191918 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J.J.'s Fiancee (2) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>J.J.'s elopement plans are dashed when his girlfriend finds herself needing a fix but without dope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191918 +0000" stop="20260307194441 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Daddy Williams - S03E19</title>
    <desc>J.J. new patron is Sweet Daddy Williams, the most notorious criminal in the projects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181242 +0000" stop="20260307184144 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circumcision - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Nick has a chance to get out of jail, but Grace likes things the way they are. An old acquaintance helps Frankie with the money laundering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184144 +0000" stop="20260307191139 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Raccoon - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Grace and Frankie adjust to their new housemate, Robert and Sol join the neighborhood watch, and Brianna reveals too much when she meets Barry’s parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191139 +0000" stop="20260307193837 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wire - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The ladies try to help Nick reduce his sentence by implicating his partner. Sol attempts to catch a thief while Mallory establishes dominance at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180541 +0000" stop="20260307181150 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatching Out - S1988E42</title>
    <desc>The first half of this cartoon features Gumby being stalked and horribly devoured by a Tyrannosaurus, both in the Toy Store and on his ranch. A second later, everyone else arrives to find the dinosaur napping in the hay. Fortunately, Denali scares it off with a few ice cubes, but it left behind an egg. Prickle decides to dump it in a passing garbage truck. It hatches moments later, with Gumby inside. Turns out the whole thing was a dream brought on by too many nature documentaries about the mating habits of dinosaurs before bedtime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181150 +0000" stop="20260307181915 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Kapp-Sule - S1988E43</title>
    <desc>Professor Kapp has invented a really real time machine, and, together with Gumby, Pokey, and Denali, he goes for a merry trip to Egypt, 2001 B.C., where he and Gumby are instantly enslaved. They telephone Prickle, who's still in the present, and have him bring them back, but he has some sort of problem with figuring out a simple keypad, so he keeps sending them to the wrong year. The traveling clay figures visit roughly a half-dozen popular historical events, completely screwing up the time line, before Prickle figures it out and brings them back to 1988.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181915 +0000" stop="20260307182509 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band Contest - S1988E44</title>
    <desc>Gumby and The Gumbys enter a band contest. You know what that means: extended musical sequences. Gumby's band goes up against the Blockheads' band, The Block Rockers. The Block Rockers sabotage The Gumbys' instruments and win the contest. Gumby later tells us that the Blockheads were disqualified for cheating and that the Gumbys won. Well, at least there wasn't a pointless chase sequence in this one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307182509 +0000" stop="20260307183146 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geese Grief - S1988E45</title>
    <desc>Gumbo tells Prickle that Minga is forbidden to go into the "Sorcerer's Apprentice" book. Minga go on the slide and accidentally slid into the book. Prickle went inside to get Minga, but the sorcerer turned them into geese. They flew away. Gumba thought Prickle and Minga are geese, but she quickly recognizes her daughter's voice. Gumby comes outside to see the geese, and Prickle explained the whole situation. Gumb took them to see the wizard to reverse the spell. The wizard accidentally dropped his bottle of wind. His room becomes a real mess. Prickle and Minga become depressed, until Gumby found the antidote. They turn back to normal once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183146 +0000" stop="20260307183818 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox Hunt - S1988E46</title>
    <desc>he fox comes to the farm to find the chicken to eat. While Gumby and his friends were practicing their music, Chilly is being attacked by the fox. Gumby devises a plan to hunt it down, and teach him a lesson. After the capture, he and his friends pretend to try and roast the fox. Chilly comes in a tells Gumby don't roast the fox. The fox becomes friends with Gumby and enjoyed lunch together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183818 +0000" stop="20260307184507 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Arrow - S1988E47</title>
    <desc>The gang finds a mysterious arrow on the farm. While they search for the owner, they come across the Monkey Man who the Blockheads hold captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184507 +0000" stop="20260307185204 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Command Performance - S1988E48</title>
    <desc>Gumby and friends have been ordered to perform for King Ott on pain of death. Professor Kapp is also invited. On the way to Ott's castle, everyone is stopped by the Black Knight, who plans to hold them ransom, as knights in black armor tend to do. For some reason, he agrees to release them if Gumby can beat him in a duel, just like any thick-headed villain would if he had his enemies right where he wanted them. Fortunately, Professor Kapp remembered to bring the deus ex machina, his Shrink-A-Dink. They shrink the knight small enough so as to be defenseless and continue to Ott's castle. The knight is forced to swear fealty to Ott if he wants to unshrink him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185204 +0000" stop="20260307185908 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepy Time Robbers - S1988E49</title>
    <desc>For the first time ever, the Blockheads have a brilliant plan! They've stolen some sleeping potion from King Ott's sorcerer and taken it to a sleepy old-West book. They use it to systematically neutralize the transportation system (since it consists mostly of horses), secure themselves a getaway train, and, once everything is in place, to put the local bankers to sleep and make off with the bags marked with the dollar signs. Once they know what's going on, it takes all of five seconds for Goo to wrap herself around them and for Gumby to recover the loot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307185908 +0000" stop="20260307190601 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloonacy - S1988E50</title>
    <desc>It's Denali's birthday, and Gumby and Pokey get some balloons for the party. Besides your standard helium balloons, they decide to pick up some magic, self-inflating animal balloons. When Denali sees the amazing balloons, he yawns and falls over. Oh, then the Blockheads show up and start popping balloons, prompting Prickle to declare that it's up to them to put a stop to those hooligans. Alas, there isn't enough time to show their capture, so we cut immediately to the Blockheads, who have been bundled together in a net tied to a giant helium balloon, and Gumby and friends let them drift away into the sky to their inevitable death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190601 +0000" stop="20260307191252 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picnic - S1988E51</title>
    <desc>Gumby, friends, and family all go on a picnic one lovely day. When ants start crawling all over the chocolate cake, Gumby decides to shrink himself down and reason with them. Unfortunately, the queen doesn't like green, and refuses to talk to him. Luckily for Gumby, the anthill is attacked at that moment by the Block-ants. Gumby horribly crushes the invaders and threatens further violence toward them if they don't leave the non-block ants alone. The queen decides that she likes green after all, and Gumby gives her a piece of cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191252 +0000" stop="20260307191939 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Train Ride - S1988E52</title>
    <desc>Minga, Prickle, and Granny are going on a train ride today. Unfortunately, the Blockheads think it'd be fun to lock the engineers in the men's room and send the train on a wild joy ride. Since the trains in Gumbyland bring their tracks with them wherever they go, the train can go crashing through houses and down streets, bringing chaos and destruction everywhere it goes. Naturally, Granny loves it. Things take an ugly turn when the train enters a book about the Rocky Mountains and gets on a track leading straight to a giant fall, but fortunately, Gumby has learned of the runaway train and he helicopters the engineers into the train to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191939 +0000" stop="20260307192623 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funtasia - S1988E53</title>
    <desc>It's too soon for another one of these. Okay, so Pokey and Prickle are playing catch with a wooden block, which suddenly turns into a guy with a camera, who takes their picture, eats his camera, and turns into a variety of monsters. Ooo! Suddenly, Gumby drinks a milkshake, turns blue, and starts rolling around on a bridge in a different scene, occasionally jumping into the water. This wasn't what he'd bargained for when he decided to drink his milkshake, so this time he opens his head and pours it in. He's quite happy with this until a thirsty animator opens his head, sticks in a straw, and sucks out the shake. Finally, Gumby and Prickle arrive at an outdoor restaurant where they're waited on by a Blockhead, who does something terrible to Prickle's face every time he passes by. Unfortunately, when he sprays Prickle with water, Prickle becomes huge and crushes the Blockhead, eats a nearby cake, and carries Gumby away. Gumby reads a book about Origami and promptly folds together a thing, which flies away. Unhappy with his work, he takes a new sheet of paper and folds it into a horrible mechanical monster, which terrorizes him and Pokey until the Groobee arrives to capture it. So Gumby decides to ride his skateboard around, at least until the Blockheads smash him flat and steal his board. But Gumby has his revenge, molding himself into a giant boulder and chasing them around. With the Blockheads locked away in a Lego jail, Gumby rides happily away. Surprisingly, the cartoon still isn't over. Gumby and Prickle take a moment to color in a beach scene in a coloring book. Then they enter, presumably to take a nice, peaceful vacation after this strange head trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192623 +0000" stop="20260307193309 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rip Van Prickle - S1988E54</title>
    <desc>Prickle sleeps for many, many years, as evidenced by the long hair and beard he wakes up with. Gumby's farm and studio have fallen into disrepair. On his way to reunite himself with his lost friends, Prickle makes many startling discoveries: Pokey is president of a delivery company, "Pokey Express" Granny is his secretary Goo is Secretary of State, and she's negotiated lasting peace in the Middle East Professor Kapp, as head of NASA, has created a new space craft and a miracle fuel source And Gumby is, of course, president of the USA. One of his accomplishments, as revealed in a terribly exposition-oriented press conference, was to create some vague equal rights bill. And yet, like in an episode of The Twilight Zone, none of his friends recognize him, and he's hauled off, thought to be a nut case. Fortunately, it was all a dream, but his friends torment him a bit by pretending not to know him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193309 +0000" stop="20260307194001 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Mastadon Robbery - S1988E55</title>
    <desc>The Blockheads lure Denali out of his home with a trail of peanuts, take him to the zoo, and sell him for a giant wad of money! Money! The plan goes off without a hitch. Well, except for the fact that the zoo has no way to safely contain elephants, seeing as how Denali easily busts his door open and escapes. He finds a phone and calls Gumby, who picks Denali up and still finds time to make sure that the Blockheads and their peanut truck get stuck in a lake. The money floats away and a lucky fisherman goes home with a giant wad of money! Gumby and friends sing a bar of "Merrily We Roll Along", since the cartoon wouldn't be complete without that finishing touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194001 +0000" stop="20260307194659 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Granny - S1988E56</title>
    <desc>Granny gets cheated out of yet another life savings by the dastardly Blockheads, who trick her into thinking they've made her younger by spray painting her hair and removing the lenses from her glasses so she can't see her wrinkles. There's some more "hilarious" blind Granny driving, and Granny visits her loving family, only to find out she's been cheated. However, she's in luck; it seems Professor Kapp has discovered the fountain of youth (or, more precisely, the flashing light thingy of youth) and he offers to make her 37 years old again. Minga, the meddling little girl that she is, reprograms the machine to make her 7 years old. Kapp refuses to notice the new computer display and next thing we know, Granny's a little girl. To complicate matters, the Blockheads steal the machine so they can use it at their youthful boutique. Gumby realizes something is amiss when people walk into the boutique and come out 7 years old (seems they didn't know how to reprogram it), and a stop is put to them. Granny decides that being old and withered and frail is the life for her and returns to her normal age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194659 +0000" stop="20260307195304 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abominable Dough Man - S1988E57</title>
    <desc>Minga's making bread. She leaves the dough in the oven to rise a bit and falls asleep watching a show about the abominable snowman. This leads, inevitably, to a horrible nightmare that the dough rose out of control and turned into a giant human-like monster. It proceeds to grab her and run amok in the city. Gumbo tries to rescue her by blasting the monster with the monitor on his fire truck, but runs out of water. Then Denali shoots it with ice, causing it to melt into a puddle. Minga wakes up and swears never to make bread ever again, unless Denali's around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181944 +0000" stop="20260307184430 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Sessions - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Bob is held hostage in his office by a friendly bank robber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184430 +0000" stop="20260307190936 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mentor - S05E22</title>
    <desc>A despondent friend accepts Bob's suggestion and turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190936 +0000" stop="20260307193435 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrinking Violence - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to blow up himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193435 +0000" stop="20260307195939 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Having My Hartley - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol, Bob's receptionist, announces that she's expecting a baby. Then, Emily drops her bombshell—and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180946 +0000" stop="20260307182910 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew and Kate Become Friends - S06E08</title>
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    <title>Drew Can't Carey a Tune - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer - S06E10</title>
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    <title>Fetal Attraction - S06E11</title>
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    <title>The Warsaw Closes - S06E12</title>
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    <title>The Family Man - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Srikant Tiwari, a member of TASC, a discreet intelligence agency, is assigned to interrogate suspected ISIS recruits. Balancing his personal life with work becomes a challenge for this family man, and things get out of hand on both fronts.</desc>
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    <title>Sleepers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A scooter bomb goes off at Kala Ghoda. Srikant learns about a mission called Zulfiqar. Suspects in the blast case tell him about a drop box near Victoria College. He arranges for round-the-clock surveillance at the drop box location.</desc>
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    <title>Middle Management - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Griselda hides out in a secure compound and prepares to make her move against the Ochoas. June joins an elite tactical unit targeting drug traffickers.</desc>
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    <title>Paradise Lost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Griselda suspects there's an informant in her ranks as June and CENTAC gain ground. A lavish, coke-fueled birthday party descends into chaos.</desc>
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    <title>World on a String - S18E07</title>
    <desc>Amy works with a unique client whose sanctuary is at risk of closure while a secret Katie's been keeping is revealed and shocks Lou.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184921 +0000" stop="20260307193332 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throwing Your Hat in the Ring - S18E08</title>
    <desc>Tensions boil over when Heartland and Pryce Beef face off at the Hudson Farmer's Market and Shane makes a surprise visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180938 +0000" stop="20260307183213 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of the Sucker Punch - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brendon challenges the town bully after Jason gets picked on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183213 +0000" stop="20260307185420 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brendon Gets Rabies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The neighbours' cat runs away on Brendon's watch - with dire consequences for both of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185420 +0000" stop="20260307191552 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yoko - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brendon meets Lonnie on a camping trip, and things go well until he is stung by the whimsy of her favour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191552 +0000" stop="20260307193759 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Director's Cut - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jealousy is the order of the day when Brendon faces a creative rival and Coach McGuirk feels threatened by a likeable assistant coach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181852 +0000" stop="20260307184030 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Little Ling Called Love - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Po is suspicious when Shifu gets back together with his evil ex-girlfriend, Mei Ling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184030 +0000" stop="20260307190328 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kung Fu Club - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Shifu sends Po to shut down an underground fight club.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Hunger Game - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Po and the Five must stop food-stealing rats to end a famine, but Po's weakness for food may hinder the mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192622 +0000" stop="20260307194920 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Stitch in Time - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Po discovers the seeds of Shuyong: magical items that can actually take the user back in time. After Po disobeys Shifu, evil Fenghuang steals one of the seeds, putting the entire world in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181519 +0000" stop="20260307183826 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unholy Dragon Returns to the Mountains - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jindiao takes Po and the kids hostage in an attempt to locate the Wellspring</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183826 +0000" stop="20260307190132 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacrifice at the Edge of Time - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The kids are desperate to get back and help their fellow Panda Villagers, and Po decides he must figure out a way to defeat Jindiao before he controls the world</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190132 +0000" stop="20260307192443 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Dragon Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Po, the kids, and the new Panda Guardians must work together to defeat Jindiao once and for all, and get a visit from an unlikely source</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192443 +0000" stop="20260307194750 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the East - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Feeling a little bored with their new hero life, Po and the kids are excited to accept an important invitation to the Forbidden City. Meanwhile, there's a curious disturbance deep in Panda Village...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180618 +0000" stop="20260307185052 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feel Her Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The WLF makes a dangerous discovery... at a great cost. Later, Ellie must decide whether to continue with her plan – and risk putting Dina in danger – or give up on her quest for justice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307185052 +0000" stop="20260307195021 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Joel surprises Ellie for her birthday. Years later, Ellie prepares to confront Joel about her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181308 +0000" stop="20260307183702 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Falls - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Korra learns of a new twist in Unalaq’s evil plans to release the spirit of all darkness and evil, Vaatu, from his longtime imprisonment in the spirit world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307183702 +0000" stop="20260307190101 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light in the Dark - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Unalaq has finally merged with Vaatu and is terrorizing Republic City in the form of a giant spiritual monster. Without Raava or any prior Avatar connections, Korra must meditate and find the cosmic energy of the universe within herself in order to defeat Vaatu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190101 +0000" stop="20260307192356 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Breath of Fresh Air - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After the events of the Harmonic Convergence, Avatar Korra discovers that her decision to leave the spirit portals open have unexpected consequences. Wild spirit vines have overgrown Republic City and Airbenders are suddenly popping up across the four nations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192356 +0000" stop="20260307194631 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebirth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Korra, Tenzin and Team Avatar search for new Airbenders in an effort to rebuild the Air Nation. Meanwhile, a band of sinister criminals are organizing to hunt down the Avatar themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180339 +0000" stop="20260307182630 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at Black Rock - S02E22</title>
    <desc>An old prospector is targeted when he finds an outlaw cache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182630 +0000" stop="20260307184919 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Gold Lockets - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A young man is released from prison fully intent on joining the "Carlos Marina" gang. The Lone Ranger encounters a man who had previously fought against the gang. They decide to join forces to combat this new threat to peace in the West.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184919 +0000" stop="20260307191202 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hooded Men - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Tonto gets caught up in a robbery conducted by the Hooded gang, who the Lone Ranger has been tracking for some time. The Ranger has a suspicion who is behind the gang, but he needs time to connect all the dots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191202 +0000" stop="20260307193444 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friend in Need - S02E25</title>
    <desc>A man is sentenced to hang for a robbery he didn't commit, but as the time for the hanging approaches, his brother comes forth with the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193444 +0000" stop="20260307195730 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Trouble - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto come across a railway gang that's been attacked. What appears on the surface to be an Indian raid quickly appears to be far more complex and dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184424 +0000" stop="20260307193259 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Scorpion - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While being interrogated by Russian agents about the location of a list, a man dies from a truth serum drug.  A note and $2 million dollars are left to his daughter, Terry.  Jonathan, Brooke and Ty must protect Terry while trying to locate the list before the Russian agents do.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a black panther and a parrot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181243 +0000" stop="20260307183415 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear Itself - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Hulks must face each of their greatest fears in order to stop the Null from crossing through a worm hole to reap ruin upon Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Guardians of the Galaxy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. team up with their old friends the Guardians of the Galaxy to stop the Skrulls from using the Hulks' gamma powers to create super-powered Skrulks!</desc>
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    <title>Future Shock - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Hulks finally return to Earth only to discover that they're centuries too late as the High Evolutionary devolved all humans into primitive beasts. He devolves the Hulks too, but Skaar is unaffected and steps up to save the team and all of mankind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307191750 +0000" stop="20260307193953 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Druff is Enough - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When A-Bomb brings an alien aboard the ship, he puts the team at risk when it starts taking over, jeopardizing the team's only shot at getting back to Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180203 +0000" stop="20260307182343 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bellwether in One's Cap - S01E01</title>
    <desc>11-year-old Max receives a baseball cap that turns out to be the key to a series of teleport ""portals"" left by the ancient Lemurians, which as the foretold ""Mighty One"" he must use to defeat the evil Skull Master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182343 +0000" stop="20260307184529 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain-Suckers Cometh! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Max, Virgil, and Norman must prevent the earth from being invaded by brain sucking space aliens.  The only way to do this is for Max to make amends with Ernie, his nerdy loudmouth lab partner from school.  Ernie is the only one that can crack the computer codes on the aliens' disks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184529 +0000" stop="20260307190715 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes &amp; Laddies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Max brings an ancient necklace back from Egypt and gives it to a girl named Jiffie, it turns out to have a curse that causes her to be kidnapped for sacrifice to a snake god.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307190715 +0000" stop="20260307192859 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Cyclops - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While vacationing with his mom in Turkey, Max is accused of stealing a baseball cap and gets the cosmic cap taken away from him and is imprisoned.  Norman attempts to free Max from the prison, but they encounter and must do battle against a giant Cyclops.  Meanwhile, Virgil and Max's mom search desperately for the missing cap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192859 +0000" stop="20260307195044 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Dragons Lie! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Skull Master tricks a sorcerer by the name of Ravendark who is cursed within a cave to reawaken and release an evil dormant dragon from the earth saying that this will finally give him freedom.  What Ravendark doesn't know is that he is not freeing himself by releasing the dragon that will tear the earth apart, but he is freeing Skull Master.  Max, Virgil, and Norman fail in preventing the dragon from waking up.  Now they must convince Ravendark to put it back to sleep.</desc>
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    <title>The Hundred-Year-Old Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mr. T and the team are in Mississippi planning to turn a rundown plantation called "Magnolia House" into a gymnastics camp, but a gang of street car thugs called the Ghost Riders threatened to eliminate the team. Jeff's bragging to a pretty girl gets overheard by the Ghost Riders, who use that information which puts the team in danger. Rumor has it that the original owner of Magnolia House left something behind, and the team has to figure out what it is.</desc>
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    <title>The Crossword Mystery - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While in Washington, D.C., Ms. Bisby does a crossword puzzle finding a clue to the puzzle. However, once the word was said, Ms. Bisby falls into a hypnotic state. And she's not the only one. Two college professors are also hypnotized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190339 +0000" stop="20260307192735 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ninja Mystery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team has a meet in New York City not too far from a movie location. At the same time, a mysterious ninja is robbing stores nearby and is looking for something in particular. The team has to unravel the mystery before the ninja makes a clean getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307192735 +0000" stop="20260307195117 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dilemma of the Double-Edged Dagger - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. T was placed under arrest while the team was in Mexico City where strange thefts from a museum happened. With Mr. T in jail, the team try to help by finding the real criminals and uncover an ancient pyramid. Once inside, the team discovers 4 Aztec warriors standing in their way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307180706 +0000" stop="20260307184843 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fort Gaines - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Fort Gaines on Massacre Island. This weeks dares take place in the West Bastion Cistern, Quarter Master's Room, Ammunition Room, Infirmary, The Collapsed Bastian Tunnel, and the POW Cell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307184843 +0000" stop="20260307193143 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Guerre Plantation - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Fort Gaines on Massacre Island. This weeks dares take place in the West Bastion Cistern, Quarter Master's Room, Ammunition Room, Infirmary, The Collapsed Bastian Tunnel, and the POW Cell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307181522 +0000" stop="20260307191038 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout Part II: Mock Debate - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The "News Night" staff host a mock debate for two Republican Party officials; a power outage energizes Mac's thought process; Charlie evaluates an intelligence-agency insider's reliability; Lisa does an on-air interview; Neal poses as an Internet troll.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307180310 +0000" stop="20260307182532 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Who Cast Stones - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Military Drones hunt down the MWPSB detectives. While attempting to evacuate the detectives, Akane realizes what Kamui’s true objective is. Meanwhile, the Analysis Lab rushes to track down and deactivate the program that hacked the Drones.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182532 +0000" stop="20260307184754 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untraceable Children - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Multiple Dominators were stolen by Kamui during the massacre caused by the Military Drones. Who does he intend to use those Dominators on? And why hasn’t the Sibyl System taken any action to deactivate them? Akane goes to see Kasei to get answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307184754 +0000" stop="20260307191017 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conception of the Oracle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kamui has been hiding in plain sight using Holos that take the form of dead people aged up, which makes Akane realize that his actions have been planned in great detail. Meanwhile, Mika closes in on the truth about Kamui and submits a report to Kasei.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191017 +0000" stop="20260307193239 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omnipotence Paradox - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After figuring out who Sakuya Togane really is, Inspector Shimotsuki also learns the truth about the Sibyl System. In the meantime, Kamui and his accomplices are moving forward with their plan using the Dominators he took from the MWPSB.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307193239 +0000" stop="20260307195501 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gauging the Soul - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The ghost has revealed himself and taken action. Kamui and his group take over five hundred passengers in subway trains as hostages and start shooting them randomly with Dominators. What are they trying to accomplish? What is the MWPSB’s next move?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190742 +0000" stop="20260307195751 +0000" channel="C4050.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part VII - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Chicken George returns to North Carolina to find his sons have married and started families - and to learn about a state law that says his status as a free man is forfeited if he stays more than 60 days.  Meanwhile, the nation erupts in Civil War.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307181822 +0000" stop="20260307190550 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Are You Sleeping? - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Reeling from their video messages, or lack thereof, the couples face new uncertainties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307190550 +0000" stop="20260307194805 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Decisions - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Couples go on their final overnight dates; old love strains under the weight of new prospects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307182026 +0000" stop="20260307190330 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday in the Park - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Rebecca and Miguel's anniversary barbecue does not go as planned.</desc>
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    <title>Ask Siri - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Siri cheated on him, David finds her betrayal unbearable and tries to learn more about John.</desc>
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    <title>You Looked Me In The Eye And You Swore - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Siri realises that her lies and betrayal have caught up with her and tries to seek forgiveness when David confronts her.</desc>
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    <title>Maybe A Beer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mario wants David to move on, but a night out doesn't go as planned, with David feeling torn about Siri's betrayal and his feelings for her.</desc>
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    <title>Just Hug You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David tries to have an honest conversation with Siri, but her answers tear deeper into his wounds. Mario tries to help him numb his pain and forget about the situation for a while.</desc>
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    <title>Stink of Fear (5) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader brainwashes Bullwinkle, Rocky must team up with Director Peachfuzz to stop them from making the stinky pie and taking over the world.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle want an interesting story to tell at their upcoming reunion, they accidentally take off for space in a very real rocket.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rocky and Bullwinkle encounter a young alien and set out on a mission to reunite him with his alien family but things get complicated when they accidentally lose him at an alien convention and Boris, Natasha and other eccentric billionaire Colonel Boudreaux are also after him.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (3) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A super-powered Rocky almost defeats Fearless Leader, but accidentally overdoes it, driving Fearless Leader to take his powers into space for the ultimate space take-over-the-world evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>Part Two - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cross becomes enamored with Hollywood starlet Athena Aquitane while becoming involved in the Las Vegas side of the family business. As a result a wedge is driven even further between Dante and Cross due to Dante's jealousy of Athena and the Don's approval.

Dante attempts to ruin his cousin Cross' life. The Clericuzio family is torn apart at its seams and a corrupt cop, old family secrets, betrayers to the family and some truths come to light.</desc>
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    <title>Vengeance of the Gods - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the 31st Century at the planet Troy, the space explorer Ulysses prepares to take his ship, the Odyssey, and its crew back to Earth, where political unrest between impatient Princes threatens the peace. Ulysses must also return to the Earth before the next comet travels across the sky there, otherwise his wife Penelope's duty will be to find another husband. Before their journey begins, the Odyssey's crew celebrates Ulysses' son Telemachus' birthday, and he is given a new little robot named Nono. On the Odyssey's journey back to the Earth, the Odyssey's computer Sherka detects a previously unknown planet. As the planet's location is logged on file, a white light emanates from the planet and abducts Telemachus. He is taken prisoner and comes across two other children from the planet Zotra (also known as the White Planet), Yumi and her brother Numinor. He tells Telemachus that they are all prisoners of the disciples of the Cyclops. The Cyclops steals energy from children and gives it t</desc>
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    <title>The Black Sphere - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an isolated asteroid, the blind Heratos and his Zotrian companion Atena attempt to contact the Odyssey. The gods of Olympus, who took Heratos' sight, offer to return it if he sends Ulysses to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After they threaten Atena, he agrees to betray Ulysses. The Odyssey receives their signal and heads towards Atena and Heratos' asteroid. Atena explains how she was found abandoned as a child in a spaceship by Heratos, and Heratos himself tells Ulysses of a black sphere that lay next to Atena in the ship. After touching the sphere, he found it to be a ship's log showing a map of Olympus and the route through the galactic glaciers. To prevent him from knowing too much, the gods took away his sight, and he and Atena ended up stranded on an asteroid. Heratos pretends give Ulysses directions to the galactic glaciers, but they are instead directions to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After confessing his crime to Atena, they both travel into space after Ulysses.</desc>
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    <title>Flowers of Fear - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Odyssey comes across a lifeless city world. On hearing that its people had the technology to bring the dead back to life, Yumi takes Numinor to the planet to revive him. However, she learns why there is no life in the city.</desc>
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    <title>Cronus, Father of Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ulysses is saved from a Trident attack by Chronos, the god of time, who wants to use him as leverage to be allowed to reenter the home of the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Monday, March 11, 2024 - S51E110</title>
    <desc>Victor back Jordan into a corner. Phyllis commiserates with Nick. Nikki gives Claire a history lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Tuesday, March 12, 2024 - S51E111</title>
    <desc>Victor reveals his plan to retaliate against Jordan. Victoria comes to Claire's defense. Nick makes a bold move.</desc>
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    <title>Insouciance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy attempts to take Gretchen on a date.</desc>
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    <title>Keys Open Doors - S01E03</title>
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    <title>What Normal People Do - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sunday Funday - S01E05</title>
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    <title>PTSD - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy accidentally sleeps with an A-List celebrity, he and Gretchen embark on a sex arms race to even out their score.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The captain experiences unexplainable flashbacks. A strange man follows Maura to her cabin where a boy is hiding. A bug leads to a tragedy on deck.</desc>
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    <title>Big Cats - S01E79</title>
    <desc>When Sally and Nick have difficulty sneaking up on Nick's mom to surprise her, the Cat brings them to meet nature's great sneaker-uppers: three big cats. The kids learn patience from a snow leopard, speed from a cheetah, and distraction techniques from a lion.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Beetles - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Manatees and Mermaids - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Certified Organic! - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A low-fat fig Newton that's literally 80-feet long; fresh organic cream churned into an impossibly large chunk of bright yellow butter; pomegranate-flavored treats.</desc>
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    <title>Tea-licious - S02E24</title>
    <desc>IThe Charleston tea plantation; a hoisin sauce that has twice been sent into outer space; ice cream sandwiches that have been a San Francisco tradition since 1928.</desc>
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    <title>That's a Wrap - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Launched in the 1920s as a tasty way to fortify milk, Bosco Chocolate Syrup is produced in New Jersey and it has a blockbuster connection to Hollywood. Now outselling hamburger and hotdog buns, tortillas are taking America by storm, and this Boston facility can pump out more than half a million of Maria &amp; Ricardo's Flour Tortillas every day. And, first served by Thomas Jefferson at a state dinner in 1802 and now America's number-one comfort food, Mom Made's great tasting good-for-you mac'n'cheese contains hidden veggies.</desc>
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    <title>Got Your Goat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Beating out gummy bears as America's favorite candy, saltwater taffy got its misleading name quite by accident. And in Ocean City, New Jersey, Shriver's winning recipe hasn't changed in over a century. Seven hundred French alpine goats have relocated to New York's Hudson Valley to help make Coach Farm's triple cream goat cheese, that's got a surprising connection to luxury handbags. And, a Massachusetts factory produces nearly a million Haviland Thin Mints in a single batch, and every one of them enjoys a delectable chocolate shower.</desc>
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    <title>Skiing and a Vampire - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Pretty Boy and a Vampire - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A new transfer student named Ijuuin Kotaro attends Youkai Academy.</desc>
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    <title>Lilith's Mirror and a Vampire - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Andrew - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the community in shock, Father Michael comforts PC Powell, who is being pressured to back up his colleagues' questionable version of events.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With relations becoming increasingly hostile, Leah resorts to more extreme measures to expose Rose but could Leah's husband be taking Rose's side?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Leah deals with the fallout of Adam's betrayal, some unexpected news further complicates matters. The truth is finally exposed over the course of one explosive evening.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Bite - S17E04</title>
    <desc>The stooges reminisce about the girls they met overseas while in the military. As they wait for the girls' ship to arrive, they get drunk and Shemp winds up asleep with his feet in a tub of cement. After sobering up, they free Shemp with a dynamite blast that lands them at the dock where their sweethearts are waiting.</desc>
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    <title>Self Made Maids - S17E05</title>
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    <title>Three Hams on Rye - S17E06</title>
    <desc>The stooges are stage hands who also have small parts in a big play. They quickly get on the bad side of the producer. First they fail to prevent a famous critic from sneaking into the audience. Then Shemp accidentally adds a pot holder into a cake they bake as a prop. During the play the stooges (as southern gentlemen) and the rest of the cast spit up feathers during what was supposed to be a serious scene. The critic thinks it's a hilarious satire and the boys are redeemed.</desc>
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    <title>Studio Stoops - S17E07</title>
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    <title>Slaphappy Sleuths - S17E08</title>
    <desc>The stooges are investigators for the Onion Oil company. The company's service stations are being robbed by a gang of crooks, so the boys pose as gas station attendants to capture the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>A Snitch in Time - S17E09</title>
    <desc>The stooges are carpenters who are re-staining some furniture they've delivered to a boarding house. The plot gets complicated when the boys confront some crooks who are hiding out there. They defeat the bad guys with the help of the varnished furniture which sticks the head crook to a chair.</desc>
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    <title>Three Arabian Nuts - S18E01</title>
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    <title>Head of the Family - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Ray neglects his ranch duties and is reprimanded by Bobby. Clayton offers his friendship to Sue Ellen. Bobby tells Miss Ellie that if J.R. continues his neglect of Ewing Oil business, he may have to step in as president. Lucy gets an offer for a modelling portfolio. Bobby tells Pam that they got Christopher through private adoption and that his parents were a couple from Louisiana. Sue Ellen spend some time with Cliff. Donna decides to write another book on the late Sam Culver.</desc>
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    <title>The Phoenix - S05E16</title>
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    <title>The Curse - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mark causes a lot of bad luck for himself and those around him when he buys a beautiful car that the previous owner claims is haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Grumpy Old Man - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Knuckleball Smith, one of Vanessa's patients at the retirement home, intends to sell his classic car to please his jealous elderly lover, Edna.</desc>
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    <title>True Confessions - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After Geneva introduces Vanessa to a successful, handsome man, Mark does everything he can to sabotage the developing relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up is Hard to Do - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Mark and Vanessa announce that they are dating. But after their first fight, they decide that it would be better if they were just friends.</desc>
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    <title>Will She or Won't She? - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Despite wanting to marry Mark, Vanessa innocently has lunch with her former boyfriend. When Mark finds out, he frantically proposes marriage to her. But Vanessa rejects him, thinking he only did it out of jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
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    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
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    <desc>Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.</desc>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.</desc>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.</desc>
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    <title>And the Lost Baggage - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio’s dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.</desc>
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    <title>And You Bet Your Ass - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Caroline continues meeting with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie, but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Also, Max is being spoiled by her new Hollywood beau, Randy, who sets Caroline up on a date with his friend, Bob.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Escape - S05E15</title>
    <desc>As Max pet-sits Randy’s dog, Bruno, and Caroline sets up meetings with actresses who are interested in playing her in the potential biopic, Bruno escapes while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pity Party Bus - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The girls’ Hollywood adventure continues as Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned a movie. Also, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, Elliot, and Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.</desc>
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    <title>And the Show and Don't Tell - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Loophole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Attack of the Killer Apartment - S05E19</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get to know Max’s world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor license for their dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn’t sit well with Max.</desc>
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    <title>And the Ten Inches - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline need more space for their renovated dessert bar, they’re willing to do just about anything to convince Angie (Lisa Lampenelli), the brash owner of the pizza place next door, to rent them her back office.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline discover that Han is in hot water after amassing substantial debt that he cannot repay from gambling on women's tennis, the diner gang rallies to help him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy, Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby and Han vows to take side jobs in order to take back full ownership of the diner.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar’s grand opening, she demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Also, the girls run into problems when they don’t secure a liquor license for their new venue.</desc>
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    <title>And the 80's Movie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s plans to attract a more sophisticated clientele to their dessert bar take a turn when Max befriends a bouncer whose team of arm wrestlers becomes their latest patrons. Also, Max and Randy continue to text each other, but when she runs out of sexy messages to send him, Oleg offers to be her ghost writer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Oleg and Sophie’s plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara’s godparents is derailed when Oleg’s domineering mother, Olga, arrives from the Ukraine for the baby’s baptism and fires Max and Caroline from their godparent duties.</desc>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When the girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, Caroline must think quickly when she has to take the class exam solo after Max gets chicken pox from Han. Also, Sophie creates a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara.</desc>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s dessert bar business booms when they hire Clint, a popular bartender, but the girls need to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist’s potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Also, Han enters a duck stamp-drawing contest, and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.</desc>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Randy and Max get tired of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, Randy sets her up with one of his co-workers. Also, Oleg is distraught when Sophie tells him to trade in his beloved car for a minivan.</desc>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".</desc>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Also, while Han and the girls are away, Oleg takes charge of the diner, and Sophie fills in as a waitress.</desc>
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    <title>And the Riverboat Runs Through It - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As Max and Caroline's road trip misadventures continue, their lack of money finds them stowing away and waitressing on a riverboat to New Orleans as Max tries to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie rake in big bucks when they sell pony rides with Chestnut.</desc>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get their big break when they're cast as zombie extras after they finally arrive at the movie set in Texas where Randy is working. Back at home, Han and Oleg try their hand at construction after they fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Emergency Contractor - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline get home from their road trip, Caroline discovers she likes the dessert bar renovations as much as she likes Bobby, the contractor on the job. Also, Max rushes to Randy's side when she hears he's in the hospital in New York City, and Sophie joins a mommy group that cares more about partying than baby talk.</desc>
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    <title>And the Turtle Sense - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but has nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Also, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tease Time - S06E16</title>
    <desc>As Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby, she decides to spice things up by taking a burlesque class accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. Also, Max decides to take up a new hobby and goes golfing with Han.</desc>
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    <title>And the Jessica Shmessica - S06E17</title>
    <desc>When Bobby invites Caroline to a party to meet his family, she is eager to make a good impression but isn’t prepared for the torch that his mother and sisters still carry for Bobby’s ex-girlfriend. Also, Caroline’s nerves are even more frayed when the diner gang decides to tag along.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
    <desc>When Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Also, Oleg is up in arms when Sophie wants him to help out around the house.</desc>
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    <title>And the Baby and Other Things - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When Caroline encourages Bobby's sister, Denise, to quit her job, the couple heads toward their first fight when Caroline realizes the company Denise works for is her mother's. Also, after Max reads a text on Bobby's phone suggesting he has a child with his ex, Jessica, she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.</desc>
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    <title>And the Alley-Oops - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to embrace Bobby’s hobby of bowling, but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate’s hand and threatens their chance for a championship. Also, Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby’s team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rock Me on the Dais - S06E21</title>
    <desc>The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline’s life, but Caroline is shocked when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Also, Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy’s reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.</desc>
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    <title>And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie - S06E22</title>
    <desc>As the big premiere of the film about Caroline’s life arrives, the girls and the diner gang prepare for their night on the red carpet. Also, Caroline and Max contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing, and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.</desc>
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    <title>And the Break-Up Scene - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Max gets upset when Caroline keeps meddling in her business, but the situation only gets worse when Caroline steals Max's break-up scene.</desc>
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    <title>And Strokes of Goodwill - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rich People Problems - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max to help her break into her former townhouse to retrieve her much-needed night guard.</desc>
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    <title>And the '90s Horse Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business; Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend comes into the diner.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappearing Bed - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max try to install a Murphy bed in their apartment.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pretty Problem - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Caroline persuades Max to take a cupcake-decorating class.</desc>
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    <title>And Hoarder Culture - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The two take a job cleaning a hoarder's apartment for the extra money; Max learns that Johnny has a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Really Petty Cash - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.</desc>
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    <title>And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend Caroline's first broke holiday season working at a department store's Santaland to earn extra money.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Check - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job in order to get him lodging for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for "Real Housewives of TriBeCa".</desc>
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    <title>And the Pop-Up Sale - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at her former home away from home.</desc>
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    <title>And the Secret Ingredient - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes whilst in the midst of her new obsession couponing.</desc>
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    <title>And the Upstairs Neighbor - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's new neighbor draws their suspicion.</desc>
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    <title>And the Blind Spot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to prove their cleaning skills to Sophie so she will hire them for her maid service.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hearts - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kosher Cupcakes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have to make kosher cupcakes when they get a gig at a bar mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>And the One-Night Stands - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Max runs into an old boyfriend, when she accompanies Caroline to see her father in jail.</desc>
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    <title>And the Spring Break - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend their spring break dog-sitting at a couple's lavish apartment.</desc>
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    <title>And the Drug Money - S01E20</title>
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    <title>And the Hidden Stash - S02E01</title>
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    <title>And the Pearl Necklace - S02E02</title>
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    <title>And the Hold-Up - S02E03</title>
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    <title>And the Cupcake War - S02E04</title>
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    <title>And the Pre-Approved Credit Card - S02E05</title>
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    <title>And the Candy Manwich - S02E06</title>
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    <title>And the Three Boys with Wood - S02E07</title>
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    <title>And the Egg Special - S02E08</title>
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    <title>And the New Boss - S02E09</title>
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    <title>And the Big Opening - S02E10</title>
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    <title>And the Silent Partner - S02E11</title>
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    <title>And the High Holidays - S02E12</title>
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    <title>And the Bear Truth - S02E13</title>
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    <title>And Too Little Sleep - S02E14</title>
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    <title>And the Psychic Shakedown - S02E15</title>
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    <title>And Just Plane Magic - S02E16</title>
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    <title>And the Broken Hip - S02E17</title>
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    <title>And Not-So-Sweet Charity - S02E18</title>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
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    <title>And the Worst Selfie Ever - S02E21</title>
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    <title>And the Extra Work - S02E22</title>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
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    <title>And the Window of Opportunity - S02E24</title>
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    <title>And the Soft Opening - S03E01</title>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309180713 +0000" stop="20260309183116 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183116 +0000" stop="20260309185504 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309185504 +0000" stop="20260309191849 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Royal super-fan Stuart offers to help eradicate an alien beetle infestation before it exposes the siblings' true identities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309191849 +0000" stop="20260309194228 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The royals take a driver’s ed class, hoping to find parts for their ship. Instead, they're led on a high-speed chase with the Zeron Brotherhood!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309194228 +0000" stop="20260309200614 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194807 +0000" stop="20260307201006 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307201006 +0000" stop="20260307203204 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307203204 +0000" stop="20260307205402 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307205402 +0000" stop="20260307211601 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307211601 +0000" stop="20260307213759 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213759 +0000" stop="20260307215958 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215958 +0000" stop="20260307222156 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222156 +0000" stop="20260307224355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224355 +0000" stop="20260307230554 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230554 +0000" stop="20260307232752 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232752 +0000" stop="20260307234950 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234950 +0000" stop="20260308001148 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001148 +0000" stop="20260308003346 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308003346 +0000" stop="20260308005544 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005544 +0000" stop="20260308011743 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011743 +0000" stop="20260308013941 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013941 +0000" stop="20260308020139 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red, White &amp; Dick - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious.
He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308020139 +0000" stop="20260308022338 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Digs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work.    At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022338 +0000" stop="20260308024537 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business Like Dick Business - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024537 +0000" stop="20260308030735 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dick Replacement - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her.
Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030735 +0000" stop="20260308032933 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Ark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes.  Mary decides the two need a weekend off.
Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it.  Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl.  Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area.
Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage.  Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308032933 +0000" stop="20260308035132 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Dick - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308035132 +0000" stop="20260308041329 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother, My Dick - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041329 +0000" stop="20260308043528 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308043528 +0000" stop="20260308045725 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308045725 +0000" stop="20260308051923 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308051923 +0000" stop="20260308054122 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054122 +0000" stop="20260308060320 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1) - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060320 +0000" stop="20260308062519 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308062519 +0000" stop="20260308064716 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308064716 +0000" stop="20260308070914 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070914 +0000" stop="20260308073112 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308073112 +0000" stop="20260308075310 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308075310 +0000" stop="20260308081509 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081509 +0000" stop="20260308083707 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083707 +0000" stop="20260308085905 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085905 +0000" stop="20260308092103 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092103 +0000" stop="20260308094300 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094300 +0000" stop="20260308100458 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308100458 +0000" stop="20260308102657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102657 +0000" stop="20260308104855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104855 +0000" stop="20260308111056 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111056 +0000" stop="20260308113254 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308113254 +0000" stop="20260308115452 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308115452 +0000" stop="20260308121650 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121650 +0000" stop="20260308123847 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123847 +0000" stop="20260308130044 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
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    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
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    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
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    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
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    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
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    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
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    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
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    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
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    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
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    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
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    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
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    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
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    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308191412 +0000" stop="20260308193610 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308193610 +0000" stop="20260308195808 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308195808 +0000" stop="20260308202007 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Brake for Dick - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Consumed with guilt after running over a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist, forcing his views on Albright and the family. Tommy writes a letter to an advice columnist after neglecting to ask August to the Spring Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308202007 +0000" stop="20260308204205 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Behaving Badly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the family accuses Dick of being "whipped" by Albright, Harry helps him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308204205 +0000" stop="20260308210404 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickmalion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Albright fails to get "in" with Rutherford's high society, Dick ends up making the cut, but discovers it's not what it's cracked up to be; Sally and Harry try wrestling; to impress a girl, Tommy becomes a punk at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308210404 +0000" stop="20260308212602 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensitive Dick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.</desc>
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    <title>Will Work For Dick - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308214800 +0000" stop="20260308220958 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen Minutes of Dick - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220958 +0000" stop="20260308223157 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Single Girl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223157 +0000" stop="20260308225355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Albright announces she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick decides to ask her to marry him. Because of his anxiety Dick experiences his first nightmare leading the other aliens to believe that Dick's brain is breaking down creating more anxiety and nightmares for Sally and Tommy. Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so they can return for emergency maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and risk dying as a human than to go back and chance not returning in Mary's lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225355 +0000" stop="20260308231553 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308231553 +0000" stop="20260308233751 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233751 +0000" stop="20260308235949 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308235949 +0000" stop="20260309002147 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309002147 +0000" stop="20260309004345 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309004345 +0000" stop="20260309010543 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309010543 +0000" stop="20260309012613 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309012613 +0000" stop="20260309014811 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309014811 +0000" stop="20260309021009 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309021009 +0000" stop="20260309023207 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309023207 +0000" stop="20260309025405 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025405 +0000" stop="20260309031603 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031603 +0000" stop="20260309033801 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033801 +0000" stop="20260309040000 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309040000 +0000" stop="20260309042157 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309042157 +0000" stop="20260309044355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309044355 +0000" stop="20260309050554 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309050554 +0000" stop="20260309052752 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309052752 +0000" stop="20260309054950 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054950 +0000" stop="20260309061148 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck with Dick - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309061148 +0000" stop="20260309063346 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Daddy's Little Girl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063346 +0000" stop="20260309065544 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Physics of Being Dick - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309065544 +0000" stop="20260309071742 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Your Average Dick - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071742 +0000" stop="20260309073940 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Other Guy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309073940 +0000" stop="20260309080138 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally and Don's First Kiss - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309080138 +0000" stop="20260309082336 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Aliens Camp - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309082336 +0000" stop="20260309084534 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
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    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309090732 +0000" stop="20260309092930 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309092930 +0000" stop="20260309095129 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309095129 +0000" stop="20260309101327 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelin' Albright - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309101327 +0000" stop="20260309103526 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect Call for Dick - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309103526 +0000" stop="20260309105724 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309105724 +0000" stop="20260309111922 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Dick Pentameter! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309111922 +0000" stop="20260309114115 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D3: Judgement Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309114115 +0000" stop="20260309120314 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Dick - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309120314 +0000" stop="20260309122512 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Dick! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309122512 +0000" stop="20260309124711 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124711 +0000" stop="20260309130908 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309130908 +0000" stop="20260309133106 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133106 +0000" stop="20260309135305 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309135305 +0000" stop="20260309141504 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309141504 +0000" stop="20260309143702 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309143702 +0000" stop="20260309145901 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309145901 +0000" stop="20260309152059 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309152059 +0000" stop="20260309154257 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309154257 +0000" stop="20260309160455 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309160455 +0000" stop="20260309162654 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309162654 +0000" stop="20260309164852 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309164852 +0000" stop="20260309171050 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309171050 +0000" stop="20260309173248 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309173248 +0000" stop="20260309175446 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175446 +0000" stop="20260309181646 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181646 +0000" stop="20260309183844 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183844 +0000" stop="20260309190043 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190043 +0000" stop="20260309192241 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309192241 +0000" stop="20260309194439 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309194439 +0000" stop="20260309200639 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193739 +0000" stop="20260307200155 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200155 +0000" stop="20260307202627 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307202627 +0000" stop="20260307205049 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307205049 +0000" stop="20260307211511 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211511 +0000" stop="20260307214123 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214123 +0000" stop="20260307220605 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220605 +0000" stop="20260307223207 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307223207 +0000" stop="20260307230343 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
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    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
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    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309071124 +0000" stop="20260309073555 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073555 +0000" stop="20260309080021 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080021 +0000" stop="20260309082439 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082439 +0000" stop="20260309084855 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084855 +0000" stop="20260309091311 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309091311 +0000" stop="20260309093727 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309093727 +0000" stop="20260309100145 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100145 +0000" stop="20260309102601 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102601 +0000" stop="20260309105147 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105147 +0000" stop="20260309111602 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309111602 +0000" stop="20260309114028 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309114028 +0000" stop="20260309120444 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120444 +0000" stop="20260309122916 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122916 +0000" stop="20260309125338 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125338 +0000" stop="20260309131800 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131800 +0000" stop="20260309134412 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134412 +0000" stop="20260309140854 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140854 +0000" stop="20260309143456 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143456 +0000" stop="20260309150632 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150632 +0000" stop="20260309153056 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153056 +0000" stop="20260309155530 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155530 +0000" stop="20260309162142 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309162142 +0000" stop="20260309164604 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309164604 +0000" stop="20260309171206 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309171206 +0000" stop="20260309173638 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309173638 +0000" stop="20260309180104 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309180104 +0000" stop="20260309182522 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309182522 +0000" stop="20260309184937 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309184937 +0000" stop="20260309191353 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309191353 +0000" stop="20260309193809 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193809 +0000" stop="20260309200227 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191903 +0000" stop="20260307200153 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Nina and Tony discover the identity of the mole who is working for Gaines.

Teri and Kim are finally reunited.

Still under Gaines' control, Jack goes to the Palmer breakfast, where he learns what Gaines has planned for him.  Jack manages to foil the assassination attempt, but is captured by Secret Service in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307200153 +0000" stop="20260307204447 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack tries to explain his situation to Secret Service, but they are unwilling to release him.  He manages to escape and hides out with a hostage while contacting CTU.

Nina and Tony turn up the pressure on Jamey and finally learn about Gaines, but tragedy strikes before they can act.

Teri sacrifices herself to save Kim from a brutal experience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204447 +0000" stop="20260307212727 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Teri manages to call CTU using a stolen cell phone. She and Jack have an emotional conversation, but her signal dies before the call can be traced.

Nina and Tony find themselves facing a new boss, Alberta Green, as they continue to secretly help Jack.

Palmer's political associates begin to sweat as Carl plans to take serious action against Keith's therapist.

Jack uncovers a new name from the key card that may lead him to Gaines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307212727 +0000" stop="20260307221010 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Palmer begins to form a connection between himself and Jack Bauer.

Gaines meets with Drazen, the man behind the Palmer assassination plot.  Drazen gives Gaines an unpleasant ultimatum that will result in the deaths of Teri and Kim.

Jack's interrogation of Cofell goes awry, but he discovers another familiar face who can lead him to his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221010 +0000" stop="20260307225303 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jack sneaks into the compound and rescues his family, but Gaines catches on to him and gives chase. Jack and his family are attacked by Gaines and his men, causing them to become separated. 

Palmer tries to talk to Keith's therapist, but discovers that Carl has been there before him. 

Green tries to turn Nina and Tony against one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225303 +0000" stop="20260307233510 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jack plays a deadly game of cat and mouse with Gaines that results in a final confrontation. CTU arrives on the scene and flies Jack and his family to safety.

Palmer plans to talk to the D.A. about Ferragamo's murder, but a threat from Carl changes his mind.

Nina discovers that a second assassin has arrived in LA, which means that Palmer's life is still in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233510 +0000" stop="20260308001713 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Jack is forced to leave his family when Green places him under arrest and holds him at CTU. Once there, Jack must explain his actions to District Director Ryan Chappelle.

Nina accompanies Teri and Kim to a clinic, where they are given a medical examination. Nina becomes suspicious of a phony FBI agent and decides to move the women to a safehouse.

Palmer goes to CTU and demands a meeting with Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001713 +0000" stop="20260308005958 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Palmer finally meet face to face and learn of their connection through Operation Nightfall. They work together to track down those who are seeking revenge on them. 
A member of Palmer's staff has a romantic encounter with the would-be assassin. 
Teri and Nina have a revealing conversation about Jack at the safehouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005958 +0000" stop="20260308014221 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Keith takes matters into his own hands when he arranges a secret meeting with Carl. Elizabeth realizes who Alexis really is and immediately comes forward. Jack and Mason question her and then convince her to aid in his capture. The safe house is attacked, but Teri and Kim manage to escape. They are then separated by an unforeseen accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014221 +0000" stop="20260308022509 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Teri is struck with amnesia and must turn to an old friend for help. 

Kim goes to Rick's house in hopes of finding a lead. 

Jack sets Elizabeth up for a sting against Alexis, but she pulls a fast one at the last second.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022509 +0000" stop="20260308030759 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Palmer and Sherry clash over the handling of the evidence against Carl.

Kim finds herself in a sticky situation with Dan's brother.

Jack poses as Alexis and meets with a stranger who has vital information, but an agent with a grudge from Jack's past picks a bad time to get even.

Teri and Dr. Phil return to the Bauer home, putting themselves in further danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030759 +0000" stop="20260308034910 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jack and Mason investigate the area where the power was to be turned off. Nina tries to warn Jack about his family's disappearance, but Mason hampers her efforts.

Teri explores her home in hopes of regaining her memory as Drazen's man closes in for the kill.

Kim finds herself in the middle of a botched drug deal, while Palmer breaks the story about Keith to the press.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034910 +0000" stop="20260308043025 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Kim lands in jail when the cops don't believe her story.

Jack stumbles onto a secret detention center. He arrives just in time to bluff Andre and his men out of freeing a prisoner who is being transferred in. Jack confronts the prisoner and discovers that he knows him from the past. Before Jack can learn any more, Andre and his soldiers make another run on the prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043025 +0000" stop="20260308051152 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Palmer is relieved when it seems that he has dominated in the California polls in spite of his crisis. 

Jack becomes locked in a stalemate with the Drazens. They manage to turn the tables and take Jack as a hostage as they escape. 

Kim is finally released from jail, but her freedom is all too brief when she is again abducted by terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051152 +0000" stop="20260308055301 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The Drazens contact Mason and offer to trade Jack for Alexis.  Mason is reluctant, but Palmer pressures him to go ahead with the deal.

Nina and Tony try to distract Teri when they learn of Kim's abduction.

Palmer is tempted by a member of his staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055301 +0000" stop="20260308063417 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Drazens threaten to kill Kim unless Jack pays Palmer a visit.  Jack complies and is able to save Palmer's life once again.  Jack then agrees to trade his life for Kim's since the Drazens believe Palmer is dead.

Kim manages to escape from the Drazens and swims to safety.  

Teri tells Jack about her unexpected good news.

A second mole is revealed inside CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063417 +0000" stop="20260308071658 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Palmer has had enough of Sherry's power plays and has a final showdown with her in the hotel ballroom. Nina knows that the Drazens have no leverage without Kim, so she calls Jack and tells him that Kim's body was found floating in the harbor. Jack is crushed by grief and then he flies into a rage. He rushes the Drazens and a bloody shoot-out ensues. Nina's cover is blown and she makes a final dash for safety, leaving a bloody trail behind her. Jack is able to apprehend her before she can escape, but he is stunned to learn that he didn't arrive soon enough.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071658 +0000" stop="20260308080853 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Over a year has passed since the events of Day One.  President David Palmer is fishing with his son in Oregon when he learns of an emergency.  He is taken to his underground bunker, where he learns that a Middle Eastern terrorist group known as Second Wave is planning to set off a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles
sometime that day. 

At CTU, George Mason is ordered to contact Jack Bauer, who may be able to provide a lead to the terrorists.

Jack has been out of commission since the death of his wife.  He is also estranged from his daughter Kim, who is now working as an au pair.  He isn't interested in returning to work, but changes his mind when Palmer personally requests his help.

Kim overhears her boss abusing his wife, so she locks herself and their little girl in the bedroom.  Gary forces his way in and attacks Megan.

A young girl named Marie is marrying a man who may have connections to the leader of the terrorist group.

At CTU, Jack learns that the key to finding the bomb rests with a group of American terrorists whom he infiltrated once before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080853 +0000" stop="20260308085237 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jack works to establish his cover with a small group of domestic terrorists. He learns that their target hits very close to home. 

Kim takes Megan and runs from the house, but Gary pursues them. 

Palmer and Eric disagree over how to deal with the media during the nuclear threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085237 +0000" stop="20260308093622 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jack warns Lynne about the impending bombing of CTU, but her efforts to alert Palmer are sabotaged by Eric, who has his own agenda. 

George locates the warehouse where the nuclear bomb was built, but his discovery results in an unexpected tragedy. 

Kim takes Megan to CTU, believing that it is the safest place for both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093622 +0000" stop="20260308102036 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S02E04</title>
    <desc>George returns to CTU where he orders the medics to revive a badly injured Paula, who has vital information. 

Palmer comes down hard on Eric for his deception. 

Kim takes Megan to the hospital, but the staff accuses her of abuse. 

Jack locates the leader of the American terrorist cell. He learns that the woman who gave them inside information on CTU is an old enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102036 +0000" stop="20260308110450 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S02E05</title>
    <desc>George refuses to allow Jack to assist in Nina's interrogation.  Jack resorts to blackmail to change George's mind.

Palmer and Stanton meet with a Middle Eastern ambassador who may be in league with Second Wave.

Tony visits the Warner home and questions Reza about his possible connection with Syed Ali.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110450 +0000" stop="20260308114903 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jack begins his interrogation of Nina and pushes all boundaries in order to force her to divulge the name of her contact.

Palmer is surprised and suspicious when his ex wife Sherry returns and claims to have information about a conspiracy against him from within his own administration.

Kim and Miguel plan to kidnap Megan from the hospital in order to take her out of LA and away from the nuclear threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114903 +0000" stop="20260308123316 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Nina to help with a sting operation against her contact in the hopes that he can lead them to the bomb.

Palmer and Mike try to gage Stanton's loyalty when they investigate the chopper crash.

George has a final conversation with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123316 +0000" stop="20260308131659 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kim and Miguel are arrested and the police plan to take them back to LA.

Tony questions Bob Warner at CTU and learns more about his government connections.

Palmer discovers a traitor in his ranks when the journalist whom he was holding is set free.

Nina pulls a deadly countermove, setting herself up as the main player in the search to locate the bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308131659 +0000" stop="20260308140043 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>George pits Bob against Reza in hopes of learning which one is working with Second Wave.

Sherry and Lynne clash over Palmer's speech to the press.

Kate is interrogated by Syed Ali, who believes she knows too much about the bomb.

Jack and Nina fight off a group of renegade soldiers while waiting to be rescued from the crash site.  They nearly escape when Nina takes Jack hostage and demands to speak to the President.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140043 +0000" stop="20260308144356 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Two traitors are uncovered. One is the mole in the Palmer administration who is working with Stanton. The other is the member of the Warner family who helped Syed Ali to bring the bomb into the country.

Jack learns of Ali's location and tries to rescue Kate.

Kim and Miguel hatch an escape plan to stay out of LA, but the results are disastrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144356 +0000" stop="20260308152635 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate helps Jack to locate and identify Syed Ali.

Palmer places Stanton under arrest, but he won't break.  Palmer realizes he must go to extremes to make Stanton talk.

Kim hits her low point of the day when she encounters a cougar in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Day 2: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jack engages in a brutal contest of wills with Syed Ali.

George questions Bob Warner to learn more about Marie's motivations for helping the terrorists.

Kim is rescued by a mysterious hunter who offers her asylum.

Lynne receives a dire warning from Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160905 +0000" stop="20260308165148 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and his men prepare for a confrontation with Stanton's renegade soldiers as they converge on the bomb.

Kim becomes suspicious of her host, but is forced to stay because of her status with the police.

Stanton finally breaks down and gives Palmer some unpleasant news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165148 +0000" stop="20260308173559 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jack and Kate try to break Marie's resolve so they can learn the location of the bomb.

Palmer confronts his ex wife with the information that Stanton gave them.

George finally steps down as director of CTU and hands the position over to Tony.

Kim discovers her host's deception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173559 +0000" stop="20260308182014 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Palmer, Mike and Lynne discuss various ways to dispose of the ticking bomb.  They conclude that the desert is the best place to set it off.

Jack determines that one man must pilot the plane carrying the bomb.  He chooses to fly the plane himself and bids a tearful goodbye to his daughter.

Tony and Michelle become suspicious of a Middle Eastern diplomat who is asking questions about the evidence against Syed Ali.

Palmer departs for Los Angeles so he can be on hand when news of the nuclear bomb reaches the public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182014 +0000" stop="20260308190407 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Michelle question Syed Ali, who claims that the audio recordings are false.

Palmer prepares to wage war against the three countries who were involved in the nuclear strike.

Kim gets caught in a hostage situation.

Jack is contacted by a man who wants to exchange information for Kate Warner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308190407 +0000" stop="20260308194821 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jack meets with the surviving Coral Snake Commando, who demands Kate Warner in exchange for evidence about the recordings.

Tony and Carrie spy on Michelle when he suspects that she is working with Jack.

Mike and the Vice-President turn up the pressure on Palmer, when he expresses his doubts about the impending war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194821 +0000" stop="20260308203235 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jack, Kate and Wallace fight to escape from a deadly band of commandos.

Palmer decides to take a stronger stance against the civil unrest resulting from the bomb explosion.

Tony's trust in Michelle is broken when he suspects her of betraying him.

Kim's worries seem to be over when she learns the charges against her have been dropped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203235 +0000" stop="20260308211636 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Jack is captured and tortured by men who want the chip.

Kate and Yusuf run into a group of angry rednecks before they can deliver the chip to CTU.

Tony and Michelle share a tender moment after her brother flips out.

Palmer leans towards holding off the attacks, while Lynne discovers a secret operation that the Vice-President is planning against Palmer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308211636 +0000" stop="20260308215944 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Jack finds an ally who may help him escape from Kingsley's men.

Lynne meets with foul play before she can warn Palmer of the conspiracy against him.

Chappelle interferes with Tony's efforts to assist Jack.

Kate offers her captors money in exchange for the chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215944 +0000" stop="20260308224357 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Palmer's cabinet invokes the 25th Amendment in an attempt to remove him from power.  They place him on trial for his extreme actions during the nuclear bomb threat.

Jack and Michelle work against the clock to prove that the evidence against the Middle East is false.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224357 +0000" stop="20260308232809 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jack locates the man who forged the audio evidence, but his efforts to break him down are sabotaged by Sherry Palmer, who has a hand in the conspiracy.

Kim returns to the Matheson home, where she discovers that her problems are far from over.

Palmer searches for an ally who will help him get a message out to CTU.

Tony and Michelle take Chappelle out of action when he hinders their efforts to help Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232809 +0000" stop="20260309001123 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Jack hits a dead end with his lead, he realizes he must persuade Sherry to help him get evidence against Kingsley.

Things go awry at CTU when Division becomes suspicious of Chappelle's absence.  Michelle goes off-site to work with Jack.

Mike and Prescott ask Palmer to aid them as the bombers get closer to their targets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001123 +0000" stop="20260309005434 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Jack uses Sherry to lure Kingsley out into the open, but Kingsley suspects a set-up and lays his own trap.

Kate and her father have a final, ominous conversation with Marie.

Palmer's attorney finds evidence involving Kingsley and convinces Mike to release Palmer from custody.  Palmer and his cabinet gather to watch as Sherry meets with Kingsley.  Mike orders Chappelle to reinstate Tony and Michelle.

Jack sends Sherry in for the meeting with Kingsley, but his mounting heart troubles cause problems for him at the crucial moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005434 +0000" stop="20260309014617 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three years have passed since the events of Day Two. A van deposits a dead body outside the LA Health Unit. The body is infected with a deadly virus. Tony, now in charge of CTU, learns that this is a blackmail tactic to get the US government to release a drug lord, Ramon Salazar, whom Jack has just brought down, before Salazar's brother releases the virus into LA.

Jack and his new partner, Chase Edmunds, prepare to sign a deal with Salazar at the prison.  Salazar delivers a mysterious warning to Jack before killing his lawyer.

Palmer is alive and well, and has returned to LA for the first time since the attack three years ago. He is running for re-election and is preparing for an important debate with a rival senator. He is accompanied by his brother, who happens to be his chief of staff and his doctor, who also happens to be his girlfriend.

A young boy, Kyle Singer, is seen examining a large, mysterious bag of white powder.  He plans to deliver it to some dealers later that day, but he is being watched by Salazar's men.

Kim now works at CTU and has been dating Chase for three months. Kim wants to tell her father, but Jack has a mysterious health problem that may make things more complicated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014617 +0000" stop="20260309023023 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase quarrel over Chase's relationship with Kim.  Meanwhile, they learn of a lead to the possible whereabouts of the virus after rading a crackhouse.

Linda breaks up with Kyle when she learns that he is planning to make a drug delivery.

Wayne approaches Palmer with information about his girlfriend that could damage his chances for reelection, while a CTU employee is not what he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309023023 +0000" stop="20260309031347 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jack and Hector both search for Kyle, while Chase finds himself out of action at CTU.

Wayne and Palmer argue over the implications of Anne's past, while Ramon takes out one of his opponents in a surprise move.

Tony leads an operation to get Kyle, but tragedy strikes when Salazar's man gets there first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031347 +0000" stop="20260309035726 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Michelle is torn by personal and professional obligations when she must take charge of CTU after Tony is wounded.

Kyle and Linda are captured by Hector's men.

Jack and Palmer have a secret conversation, leading Jack to take drastic action in the face of the Salazars' threat.  But Jack's plans are complicated when Chase gets in the way.

Anne pushes Palmer back on to moral ground in the face of her ex husband's blackmail scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035726 +0000" stop="20260309044123 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's efforts to break Ramon out of prison go awry when they are captured by a group of inmates during the riot.

Chloe unwittingly stumbles on to Jack's drug problem and she is forced to reveal his secret to Kim and Michelle.

Palmer begins his debate with Keeler, while Kyle prepares to sacrifice himself to save Linda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044123 +0000" stop="20260309052502 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jack and Ramon struggle to evade the authorities, while Palmer must shut the debate down because of the prison break.

Kim accidentally stumbles on to Gael's secret communications, but she isn't able to warn Michelle in time.

The Singer family learns a startling piece of news about Kyle's health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052502 +0000" stop="20260309060733 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ramon holds Jack hostage as he flies to Mexico.  Ramon plans to kill Jack, but Jack manages to hold him at bay until the plane lands.  Ramon then learns that Jack and Hector are working together to break him out of prison.

Gael is captured while trying to escape from CTU.  Chappelle interrogates Gael but is interrupted by Tony, who claims that Gael is part of a bigger plan.

Anne is given a chance to clear Palmer's name, while Chase heads for Mexico to rescue Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309060733 +0000" stop="20260309065111 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Palmer and Chappelle view a message from Jack, explaining his undercover work with the Salazars.  Meanwhile, Hector tries to convince Ramon that they should deal with Bauer so that they can get their hands on the virus.

Jack has a private moment with Claudia and she blasts him for leaving her behind when he arrested Ramon.

Chase arrives in Mexico, but is captured by Hector's men.  Ramon devises a way for Jack to prove his loyalty to them.

Anne manages to clear Palmer's name, but she breaks off her relationship with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309065111 +0000" stop="20260309073522 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Palmer clears Anne's name with the press, but he finds that he is facing a new problem when his biggest campaign contributer reveals a startling secret about Wayne.

Kim and Michelle worry about Tony's mental ability  when he continues to make mistakes.

Jack and the Salazars meet with Amador, but the deal turns sour when Nina Myers appears on the scene and competes for the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073522 +0000" stop="20260309081927 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Claudia manages to free Chase from his captors, but she pays a high price for her efforts.

Wayne turns to Julia, while Palmer calls on Sherry for help against Milliken.

Jack and Ramon make plans to get to Nina, in the hopes of intercepting the virus.

Chloe's work at CTU is disrupted when she is forced to take care of her baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081927 +0000" stop="20260309090250 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Nina to work with him in order to get the virus from Amador.

Palmer meets with Sherry and convinces her to help him deal with Milliken.

Chase remains in Mexico to help with the capture of the virus.

Ramon and Hector quarrel when Hector wants to pull out of the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090250 +0000" stop="20260309094653 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Things finally come to an explosive head as Jack, Ramon, Nina and Chase all close in on the virus.  But the deal takes an unexpected turn when Amador pulls a fast switch.

Kim becomes suspicious of Chloe when her story about her baby doesn't check out.

Sherry finds a witness who can damage Milliken, but her advantage is shortlived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094653 +0000" stop="20260309103102 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems.

Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about the baby, but is forced to release her when she is the only one who can deal with the crisis.

Sherry takes her battle directly to Alan, forcing Julia to act as her accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103102 +0000" stop="20260309111456 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers' location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use.

Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby.

Palmer confronts Sherry about Alan Milliken's death, while Julia begs Wayne for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309111456 +0000" stop="20260309115835 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chappelle threatens to pull Jack from the investigation for killing a material witness, but Jack persuades him to hold off when they find a fresh lead on Amador's whereabouts.

Amador and Alvers meet with the man who is planning to unleash the virus in LA within the hour.

Michelle and Gael locate the target area, but things really hit the fan when they attempt to capture Alvers in the process of releasing the virus.

Wayne argues with Sherry over the consequences of Milliken's death as the police turn up the heat on Julia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115835 +0000" stop="20260309124144 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase track Amador in the hopes that he can lead them to the man behind the virus attack.

Michelle faces a mob riot when the hotel is quarantined.

Sherry extorts Palmer, forcing him to manufacture her alibi for the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309124144 +0000" stop="20260309132548 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Saunders begins making demands on the President.  He forces Palmer to hold a strange press conference and then orders the death of the CTU agent who can trace him.

Jack learns of a woman who can lead him to Saunders, but a surprise attack shifts the balance of power.

As Gael's symptoms get worse, Michelle devises a way to relieve the suffering of the victims at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132548 +0000" stop="20260309140854 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase race against time to capture Saunders before the deadline, while Chappelle plans an escape.

Michelle begins a frantic search when she learns that an infected hotel guest may have slipped through her fingers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140854 +0000" stop="20260309145258 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jack reluctantly works with Kim on an under-cover job that may help them gain an advantage over Saunders.

Palmer informs his cabinet of the crisis, while Saunders makes yet another demand.

Chase tracks down the man who left the hotel and learns that the virus is spreading to the general public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145258 +0000" stop="20260309153702 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jack attempts to use Saunders' daughter as leverage to gain control of the virus, while Palmer must deal with the discontented press.

Michelle gets the results of her test, while Adam finds that the virus has struck too close to home.

Tony finds himself compromised when Saunders exploits his only weakness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153702 +0000" stop="20260309162043 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tony works to free Jane from CTU before Saunders can harm Michelle, but Chloe and Jack become suspicious of his activities.

Sherry meets with Palmer's political rival and proposes a deal to blackmail him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309162043 +0000" stop="20260309170151 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony clash as the time for the hostage exchange draws near.

Keeler meets with Palmer and demands his resignation, while Wayne begins a secret operation against Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309170151 +0000" stop="20260309174359 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes the envelope in an attempt to force Saunders to disclose the location of the missing vials.

Sherry meets with David to discuss her terms, while Wayne breaks into her home to find the incriminating evidence.

Tony finds himself facing a harsh penalty because of his efforts to save Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174359 +0000" stop="20260309182539 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase must make a powerful sacrifice when dealing with the virus.

Tony is able to help Jack one last time before he is taken into custody, while an angry victim seeks vengeance on Saunders.

Palmer makes a surprising career choice in the wake of Sherry's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309182539 +0000" stop="20260309190837 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eighteen months have elapsed since the conclusion of Day 3. A commuter train bound for Los Angeles explodes. A man steals a suitcase from a passenger in the wreckage and then kills him.

Jack has been dismissed from CTU and now works for Secretary of Defense James Heller. Jack is involved with Heller's daughter, Audrey, and their relationship is growing serious. Jack is in LA for a meeting with CTU Director Erin Driscoll, who fired him a year ago, but he finds himself alienated at CTU by Driscoll and the new staff when reports of a possible terrorist strike come in.

A young computer hacker named Andrew Paige sees something that he shouldn't on the Internet. Suddenly, he finds himself running for his life as he is pursued by terrorists. Luckily, he is able to warn Chloe O'Brian before its too late.

The Turkish Araz family are not what they seem and it becomes clear that they are heavily involved with the day's events. Meanwhile, Heller has a confrontation with his estranged son.

Jack finds that Chloe is his only ally as he tries to prove that the train explosion is merely a diversionary target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309190837 +0000" stop="20260309195218 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Driscoll to reinstate him in the wake of Heller's kidnapping. He finds himself working as a subordinate when the Field Ops team goes to pick up Andrew.

Behrooz finds himself torn between his loyalty to his parents and his feelings for his girlfriend as he is sent on his first assignment.

Heller tries to comfort his daughter as his captors broadcast their intentions on the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309195218 +0000" stop="20260309203610 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks Kalil with Chloe's aid, but is forced to watch helplessly as Andrew is tortured for information.

Behrooz pleads with his parents when they order him to bring Debbie to their home for questioning.

Curtis uses harsh methods to interrogate Heller's son as Driscoll continues to search for Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195836 +0000" stop="20260307203305 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307203305 +0000" stop="20260307211324 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307211324 +0000" stop="20260307214539 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307214539 +0000" stop="20260307221947 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221947 +0000" stop="20260307225034 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225034 +0000" stop="20260307232911 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232911 +0000" stop="20260308000339 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308000339 +0000" stop="20260308004358 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004358 +0000" stop="20260308011613 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011613 +0000" stop="20260308015022 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015022 +0000" stop="20260308022108 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Jack Gets in the Game - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Rosemary's Baby - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Greenzo - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Somebody to Love - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Cougars - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Ludachristmas - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <title>Subway Hero - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Sandwich Day - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Floyd stays at Liz's place overnight when his flight is canceled. Meanwhile, Jack is demoted to the 12th floor, causing him to question his future status at the company. Finally, the staff celebrates Annual Sandwich Day with mysterious sandwiches from a secret location in Brooklyn.</desc>
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    <title>Cooter - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack moves on to a new job involving politics in Washington, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a summer job, and Tracy works on his latest invention.</desc>
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    <title>Do-Over - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to keep the TGS staff from ruining her chances at adoption when an evaluator drops by the job. Jack is back at 30 Rock to reclaim his position from Devon Banks, but quickly learns the task won't be easy when he is given a sizable demotion.</desc>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On a flight back from Chicago, Liz spills her soul to Oprah Winfrey. Meanwhile, Tracy and Jenna butt heads as they try to determine whose life is harder and Jack's morality is tested by Kenneth after an Olympics snafu.</desc>
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    <title>The One with the Cast of “Night Court” - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Gavin Volure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eccentric businessman Gavin Volure becomes enamored with Liz. Meanwhile, Tracy fears his kids may have sinister plans and Kenneth entrusts Jack to invest his savings in Gavin's business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Liz is opposed to going to her high school reunion, but Jack manages to convince her otherwise. Meanwhile, Don Geiss wakes up from his coma only to shock Jack with his declaration of who will be GE's CEO.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Special - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Liz participates in a charity program to help underprivileged kids celebrate Christmas. Meanwhile, Jack takes his frustration out on the TGS staff when his plans for a dream holiday vacation away from his overbearing mother are crushed.</desc>
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    <title>Señor Macho Solo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jenna is concerned that Liz's attraction to a new guy has to do with her longing to have a child. Jack hits it off with his mother's nurse and Jenna auditions for the title role in a Janis Joplin biopic. Meanwhile, Jack helps Tracy arrange for a "post-nup" with Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Flu Shot - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Liz fights for the staff's rights to flu shots from Dr. Spaceman. Meanwhile, Elisa is working seven days a week, so Jack must be creative about finding ways to spend time with her.</desc>
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    <title>Retreat to Move Forward - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nervous about the corporate retreat, Jack recruits Liz to accompany him for support. Jenna decides to take up method acting to prepare for her Janis Joplin role. Kenneth must convince Tracy that diabetes is affected by his diet.</desc>
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    <title>Generalissimo - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Liz discovers she has a handsome and single neighbor after receiving his mail by mistake. Due to Jack's striking resemblance to a Spanish soap villain, Elisa's grandmother disapproves of their relationship. The new TGS interns invite Tracy out for a night of partying.</desc>
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    <title>St. Valentine's Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liz unintentionally insists that she and Drew have their first official date on Valentine's Day. Jack goes to church with his girlfriend Elisa and Tracy helps Kenneth win the affection of a new staffer.</desc>
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    <title>Larry King - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jack considers taking the next step with Elisa while Tracy's interview on Larry King Live sends New York City into a panic. Liz recruits Kenneth to accompany her to chaotic Queens to retrieve her lost cell phone.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye, My Friend - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Liz befriends a pregnant teen in an attempt to adopt her baby. Jenna vies for more attention but Kenneth's plan to combine her birthday party with one for Tracy derails her efforts. Jack goes out with the guys and bonds with Frank over daddy issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Funcooker - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Liz can't scheme her way out of jury duty, chaos ensues on the set of TGS. With no one in charge, Tracy and Jenna begin to act irresponsibly, while Jack becomes absorbed in launching a lucrative new product.</desc>
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    <title>The Bubble - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Liz spends more time with her boyfriend Drew and finds that the fact that he is attractive allows him to bypass many of the usual frustrations of daily life. Meanwhile, Jack must find a way to convince Tracy to stay on at TGS after his contract expires and Jenna considers a new hairstyle to attract public attention.</desc>
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    <title>Apollo, Apollo - S03E16</title>
    <desc>While Jack plans the perfect 50th birthday party for himself, he watches old home videos that inspire him to recreate one of the happiest moments he had a young boy. Liz's ex-boyfriend Dennis decides to come clean about an addiction, stirring up drama between Liz and Jenna. Meanwhile, Tracy prepares to go into space.</desc>
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    <title>Cutbacks - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Excitement for TGS's 50th show is quickly replaced by concern about budget cuts. When Jack is forced to hand out pink slips, Liz does some personal bartering to save her staff. Meanwhile, Jack is forced to fire Jonathan and hire Kenneth as his part-time assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Jackie Jormp-Jomp - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Suspended from work, Liz must learn to live without TGS. Meanwhile, when the film studio has second thoughts about releasing Jenna's Janis Joplin biopic, Jack needs Jenna to create some promotional buzz using her celebrity status.</desc>
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    <title>The Ones - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Jack and Elisa think seriously about their engagement, he seeks advice from Tracy about the reality of married life. Elisa divulges to Liz she is keeping a secret. A prank results in an injury back at TGS and Jenna loses her cool over an attractive EMT.</desc>
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    <title>The Natural Order - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Tracy and Liz stop receiving preferential treatment and experience what it means to be each other's equals. Jack's mother reveals unpleasant memories about Jack's father leaving the family. Jenna adopts a pet gibbon and learns the perils of motherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Mamma Mia - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Liz and Tracy convince Jack to begin the search for his real father and Tracy discovers that he has an illegitimate son. Meanwhile, Jenna and Liz fight for the spotlight when Jenna gets recognition for one of Liz's ideas.</desc>
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    <title>Kidney Now! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The TGS staff rallies as Jack's father's health hangs in the balance. Liz enjoys newfound fame as a relationship expert. When Tracy's high school invites him to speak at graduation, Kenneth helps him overcome embarrassing memories.</desc>
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    <title>Season 4 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Jack orders Liz and Pete to find a new cast member, they're forced to fake an affair to keep their talent search a secret. Meanwhile, a dispute over timecards prompts Kenneth to lead a page strike. Jenna "goes country" and Tracy tries to reconnect with the common man.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Crevasse - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jack finds himself answering to Devin Banks and the government's microwave oven task force. Tracy seeks retribution from Liz when he draws issue with the relationship advice she gives in her new book and  Jenna abandons TGS to shoot a werewolf movie in Iceland.</desc>
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    <title>Stone Mountain - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Liz and Jack engage in a clash of world views as they search for talent in Kenneth's Georgia hometown. Tracy is haunted by the celebrity "rule of threes" and fears that his death is imminent. An increasingly desperate Jenna tries to cozy up to the writers.</desc>
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    <title>Audition Day - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Liz and Pete try to rig the TGS auditions as everyone else jockeys for a chance to audition for the show. Amid the chaos, Jack is treated like a pariah because of a bedbug infestation.</desc>
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    <title>The Problem Solvers - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jack proposes that Liz host a Dealbreakers talk show, then bristles when she hires an agent and considers outside producers. When the new cast member's easy going attitude causes Tracy and Jenna to question their demanding ways, Kenneth feels his role at TGS is threatened.</desc>
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    <title>Sun Tea - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When her building goes condo, Liz tried to scare off the tenant above her so she can buy his apartment. Jack and Tracy, both considering vasectomies, consult with Dr. Spaceman and confront their issues about fatherhood. Kenneth attempts to make TGS a green workplace and finds an unexpected ally in Frank.</desc>
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    <title>Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The pilot of her new talk show gives Liz the chance to be the center of attention, while Jack feels pressure from Devin to make it a hit. Meanwhile, Tracy takes on the ultimate Hollywood challenge in order to prove his commitment to his wife, Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Santa - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jack reunites with his high school crush, Nancy Donovan, thanks to a social networking site. Meanwhile, Liz struggles to find Jack a perfect gift, the writers invent a religion to avoid Kenneth's secret Santa gift swap, and Pete enlists Danny in his crusade for revenge against Jenna.</desc>
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    <title>Klaus and Greta - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Kenneth go to great lengths in an effort to erase a drunk voicemail. Jenna agrees to "date" James Franco to help with his public image. Liz's newly outed young cousin unexpectedly turns up in New York. Tracy, expecting a daughter, begins to rethink his treatment of women.</desc>
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    <title>Black Light Attack! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jack is uncomfortable with Liz and Danny's burgeoning relationship. Tracy welcomes Sue into his entourage. Jenna is forced to face reality after an embarrassing "Gossip Girl" audition.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Madness - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jack brings TGS to Boston in an effort to spend time with Nancy. Stuck in a strange and cold city, the staff turns on Liz, who searches for a scapegoat. Meanwhile, Tracy feuds with John Hancock.</desc>
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    <title>Verna - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jack coaches Jenna when her estranged mother, Verna, drops by unannounced. Liz and Frank make a pact to kick their respective bad habits. Kenneth intrudes on Pete's quiet time.</desc>
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    <title>Anna Howard Shaw Day - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Liz schedules oral surgery in an effort to avoid Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jack falls for a sexy CNBC journalist, Avery Jessup, and Jenna is crushed to discover that her stalker has moved on.</desc>
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    <title>Future Husband - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns that Sheinhardt wigs may be selling NBC to a cable company. Meanwhile, Liz searches for a mystery man she met in her dentist's recovery room and Jenna tries to help Tracy win a Tony Award.</desc>
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    <title>Don Geiss, America, and Hope - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Still grieving over the loss of his mentor, Jack tries to establish his identity within NBC's new ownership. A series of chance meetings cause Liz to wonder if fate is telling her to settle for Wesley. Tracy must deal with the fallout when his nanny writes a scathing expose.</desc>
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    <title>Floyd - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Liz deals with the unexpected return of her one good boyfriend, Floyd Debarber. Meanwhile, Jack helps Danny battle the writers in a rapidly escalating prank war and after being subjected to hours of his stories, Tracy and Jenna are haunted by Kenneth in their dreams.</desc>
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    <title>Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Jack's birthday brings additional pressure on him to choose between Avery and Nancy. Liz forces herself to attend as many singles events as she can. Back in the writers' room, Toofer is troubled by the circumstances behind his hiring.</desc>
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    <title>Khonani - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After discovering that her staff regularly goes out without inviting her, Liz vows to prove that she can have fun. In an effort to avoid making a difficult decision in his personal life, Jack focuses on a dispute over janitor shifts. Kenneth helps Tracy be a better husband to Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Argus - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jack inherits Don Geiss' beloved peacock and realizes he still needs closure with his late mentor. Liz and Pete are suspicious of Jenna's new boyfriend, Paul. Meanwhile, Tracy lobbies to become Grizz's best man, causing friction in the entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Moms - S04E20</title>
    <desc>It's Mother's Day and the TGS moms have come to visit. Colleen meddles in Jack's romantic situation, Liz discovers that her mother almost married an astronaut, Verna squabbles with Jenna over clothes, and Tracy learns a valuable lesson from an actress hired to play his mom.</desc>
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    <title>Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land - S04E21</title>
    <desc>With Avery out of town, Nancy shows up to visit Jack. Liz revisits her old boyfriends and yet again runs into the unshakable Wesley. Tracy eschews a gritty, Oscar-caliber role to do a Garfield movie.</desc>
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    <title>I Do Do - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Liz's multi-wedding day takes an unexpected turn when she meets a handsome, misanthropic pilot. Jack discovers which woman he is truly meant to be with. Meanwhile, Jenna and Paul's relationship reaches an impasse and Kenneth goes to great lengths to avoid being transferred to Los Angeles.</desc>
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    <title>The Fabian Strategy - S05E01</title>
    <desc>TGS' fifth season launches and Jack begins to meddle in Liz's new relationship with Carol. Meanwhile, Tracy struggles with life at 30 Rock without Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>When It Rains, It Pours - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Liz uses her newfound confidence to solve Pete's problem with a difficult editor; Jack tries to cheat mortality; Tracy vows to be present when his wife gives birth; and Kenneth tries to prove he has a purpose.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Stay Together - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jack must appear before Congress to discuss NBC's merger with KableTown. He hopes that he will charm celebrity members, but one Congresswoman, Regina Bookman, demands more diversity in its programming lineup. Jack quickly enlists Tracy to come up with some new development ideas. Meanwhile, Liz is fed up with the flack her writing staff gives her, and Jenna helps Kenneth reapply to the extremely competitive Page Program.</desc>
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    <title>Live Show - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On show night, Liz Lemon grows increasingly infuriated when no one seems to remember that it's her 40th birthday. Just before the taping, Tracy becomes convinced that nothing is funnier than a performer laughing and breaking character, which he elects to do all night, much to Jenna's chagrin. Meanwhile, Jack Donaghy struggles with the consequences of his promise to give up drinking while Avery is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>Reaganing - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's determined to save Liz's relationship with Carol, but Tracy's commercial shoot threatens everything. Meanwhile, Jenna, Kenneth and Kelsey Grammer pull a con together.</desc>
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    <title>Gentleman's Intermission - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Avery makes Jack set up some boundaries when it comes to his friendship with Liz and Liz's father visits NYC with his eyes on cruising singles bars. Meanwhile, Jenna is mad because NBC has an obituary for Tracy but not for her.</desc>
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    <title>Brooklyn Without Limits - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jack tries to sway the congressional election for the benefit of the network, while Liz finds the perfect pair of jeans. Meanwhile, Jenna helps Tracy secure a Golden Globe nomination.</desc>
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    <title>College - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jack worries that GE's microwave sales have improved too much without his help and tries to find glitches in their newest design. Meanwhile, Liz partakes in a crew lottery despite Jenna and Tracy's warning her not to do so. Elsewhere, the TGS writers discover that Jack is the voice of an online dictionary's pronunciation guide.</desc>
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    <title>Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jack recommends that Liz start seeing a therapist when she worries that Carol is getting bored with their relationship. In an attempt to take Jack's advice, Liz begins talking to Kenneth about her problems. Jack also finds himself caught up in one of Tracy's schemes when Tracy tries to convince him to invest in his son's theme restaurant in Times Square. Meanwhile, Jenna and Paul celebrate their six month anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Attack Zone - S05E10</title>
    <desc>At the urging of Liz and Avery, Jack reveals some secrets to his mother over her Christmas visit. Liz tries to get Jenna and Paul back together. Tracy tries to protect his new serious image by buying a film of his so it will never be seen.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs. Donaghy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The "TGS" staff is affected by budget cuts at NBC. Liz's New Year's resolution could mean more trouble for Jack's wedding. Jenna shares a dressing room with Danny. Tracy has a health scare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309173040 +0000" stop="20260309175210 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to exploit the situation when a reality show follows Tracy's wife. Meanwhile, Jack pre-tapes disaster telethons and Lutz tells a lie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175210 +0000" stop="20260309181339 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>¡Qué Sorpresa! - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jack ingratiates himself to Kabletown's executives. Meanwhile, Liz fakes pregnancy to help out Avery and a gift from their new boss puts Jenna and Tracy at odds with each other.</desc>
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    <title>Double-Edged Sword - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A last-minute trip to Canada presents a problem for Jack and Avery. Meanwhile, Liz's trip with Carol can't get off the airport tarmac and Tracy realizes achieving "EGOT" status comes with a lot of responsibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183507 +0000" stop="20260309185636 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Never Too Late for Now - S05E15</title>
    <desc>With the "TGS" staff afraid Liz will become a spinster, Jenna tries to find love for her. Jack's lack of sleep puts him at a disadvantage when negotiating. Meanwhile, Pete and Frank form a band.</desc>
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    <title>TGS Hates Women - S05E16</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>After the 60 Days (2) - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The participants have left the program, cameras remain to document changes being implemented throughout Pitt County Detention Center, and the raid expands to the men's unit which takes the inmates by surprise.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>In part one of the season 8 reunion, sparks fly and tempers flare as host Mona Scott-Young grills the original six participants, who reunite with Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart for the first time since leaving the 60 Days In program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>In part two of the season 8 reunion, Orion and Kendra are revealed to everyone and tensions boil over when Jacob goes head to head with the other participants. Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart reveal what lies ahead for PCDC.</desc>
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    <title>No Tap Outs - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Mike Smith prepares seven volunteers to go inside the Utah County Jail to reveal all the problems that have been out of sight.</desc>
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    <title>Cover Story Chaos - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Utah County Jail to begin their 60 days undercover.</desc>
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    <title>You Thought You Had a Friend - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Scarlett, Daniel, and Corey try to find their way in The Utah County Jail. Daniel makes careless mistakes that could put him in danger, while Scarlett is troubled by a bossy trustee. Corey's sexuality becomes a source of conflict but a new cellmate in Gen Pop offers him acceptance. And while newcomer Nina is at risk of not taking jail seriously enough, ex-con Fabian remembers the horrors of jail all too well.</desc>
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    <title>Tooth Crack Down - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Three more participants enter general population as Corey's dental distress sends him over the edge.</desc>
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    <title>Complimentary Shanks &amp; Lockdowns - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The team struggles to adapt to life inside and as the final participant enters the jail, the pact is already broken.</desc>
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    <title>Jail Lunacy - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The desolate reality of jail continues to challenge the team, causing a second participant to give the emergency signal.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Clippers - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As the team continues its time in jail, some participants navigate their new surroundings while another finds it too much to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Celly Suspicions - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Conflicts with inmates and growing suspicion spells trouble for the team, and one participant is moved out of the pod.</desc>
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    <title>Surging Suspicions - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As a new participant enters the jail, the rest of the team is at their breaking point, which leads to a dangerous discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I'm an Inmate Now - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The Sheriff's team takes unprecedented measures to protect Daniel when his true identity is discovered by the deputies, while Qwell discovers inmates are hiding substances in the greenhouse, and an incident in the women's pod causes Nina and Scarlett to sever their bond as teammates.</desc>
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    <title>Boundaries and Thorns - S09E11</title>
    <desc>With the end of the program drawing near, the participants struggle to tie up loose ends, fend off suspicion, and face real problems in the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Tour - S09E12</title>
    <desc>After the remaining participants are released, they meet with Sheriff Smith and his team to discuss their time inside the Utah County Jail and find out which team members finished the program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Now that all the participants have left, they sit down with the Sheriff and his team to reflect on necessary changes they hope will be made at the Utah County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Top 50 of 60 - S09E14</title>
    <desc>For nine gripping seasons, "60 Days In" has sent brave participants undercover in some of America's most dangerous jails. We are counting down the top 50 participants to ever get locked up for the "60 Days In" program!</desc>
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    <title>Unusual Suspects - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Jamey Noel has devised an unprecedented program to root out crime and corruption in the Clark County Jail. His plan is to send seven civilian volunteers into jail as undercover inmates. The participants all have unique motivations for joining the program, and have been given cover stories, training on the rules of inmate culture, and instructions on how to stay safe. Now they just have to convince the inmates and the officers that they are real inmates.</desc>
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    <title>First Timers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Jamey Noel's program is underway. Zac, a Marine, Tami, a police officer, Robert, a teacher, and Barbra, a stay-at-home mom, are the first participants in. Will they make it through the first 24 hours inside?</desc>
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    <title>Cell Shock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Maryum, the eldest daughter of boxer Muhammad Ali, joins the program and fits into F-pod effortlessly; the inmates grow suspicious of Robert; a mistake places Zac in peril; Barbra questions her commitment to the experiment.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Face - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Isaiah and Robert worry that their covers may be blown; Capt. Maples follows through with consequences after Robert makes a risky move; Zac hunts for illegal drug use in C-pod; Tami clashes with another inmate.</desc>
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    <title>Friends without Benefits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected call to court tests Zac's strength as an inmate; Barbra abandons a friendship with Tami in order to survive; a series of catastrophic mistakes endangers Jeff.</desc>
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    <title>Full Inmate - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The midway point of the experiment approaches; anger rises among the women of F-Pod; an inmate in C-Pod poses a danger to one of the men.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Drama - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jeff is attacked by an inmate, putting the program at risk; Zac and Isaiah get moved to D-Pod; Barbara feels betrayed by her bunkies; Tami's wife makes a surprise visit; and Robert learns he's going back to general population.</desc>
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    <title>Shakedown - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The participants cross the halfway point of the experiment; the sheriff orders a raid due to increased tensions and drug activity in D-pod; the residents of F-pod worry about a contagious rash.</desc>
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    <title>Alone for the Holidays - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving presents new opportunities and challenges for the six remaining participants, and one of them is pushed to a breaking point.</desc>
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    <title>Institutionalized - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As the participants near the end of their time in jail, tension in F-Pod pushes one woman over the edge and compromises the program.</desc>
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    <title>11th Hour - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The five remaining participants try to finish up their final days inside jail as pressure builds within the pods.</desc>
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    <title>Exodus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Three participants remain and one suffers a meltdown when a woman in F-Pod is released. Elsewhere: D-Pod sees a power struggle with a constant threat of violence.</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath - S01E13</title>
    <desc>All seven participants meet to discuss their experience and tensions rise when a contentious moment is addressed.</desc>
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    <title>Re-entry - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Phase two of Sheriff Jamey Noel's unprecedented program begins with four new participants entering the Clark County Jail to continue the covert operation designed to root out corruption and contraband.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As three new participants enter the program, the others fight for acceptance in the pods. One participant is forced into a confrontation that quickly turns physical.</desc>
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    <title>All Pain, No Gain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The last participant enters the Clark County Jail and all eight must now face their new reality of life behind bars.</desc>
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    <title>Hazed and Confused - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Hazing, drug use and violence envelop Clark County Jail as two participants are on the brink of dropping out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Wars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>All hell breaks loose in the Clark County Jail when two pod bosses threaten the safety of three of our participants.</desc>
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    <title>Criminal Justice - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While trying to survive constant harassment, violence and the stress of incarceration, the participants continue to grind out their time in the Clark County Jail, but two of them are reaching a tipping point and for them everything is about to change.</desc>
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    <title>Dangerous Loyalty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sheri, Ryan and Quintin find themselves going deeper undercover as Dion and Ashleigh grapple with their respective pasts. Monalisa has a major revelation about her daughter's situation.</desc>
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    <title>Institutional Knowledge - S02E08</title>
    <desc>New challenges emerge after the men switch pods and the women suspect a snitch.</desc>
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    <title>Sewer Gate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Raw sewage flows into inmate pods causing chaos throughout Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Store - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With the sewer line repaired, the participants return to their pods only to encounter new challenges and dangerous threats.</desc>
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    <title>Blood, Debt and Tears - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Tension is running high in the pods as the six remaining participants enter their final days in the Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Bed and Baggage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the final days of their stay in the Clark County Jail, the three remaining participants gather their last bits of evidence and narrowly avoid conflict before their names are called for bed and baggage.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath: Part Two - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With Sheriff Noel's program having come to a close, all eight participants are brought together with Sheriff Noel and Captain Maples to talk about their journey as inmates and what they discovered while in Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Fulton County Jail: Welcome to the A-T-L - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In Atlanta's Fulton County Jail, Colonel Mark Adger is sending 17 undercover volunteers into his facility to find solutions to contraband, drug smuggling, and gang violence. The participants who infiltrate Atlanta's Fulton County Jail for this season include a special education teacher who works with at-risk youth, a man who believes that the system has failed African Americans and wants to help fight discrimination, a former corrections officer who wants to see what it is like when the roles are reversed, a woman who met her husband while he was incarcerated and hopes to understand his institutionalized behavior, a Marine with law enforcement aspirations, and others.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Dare - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The first five participants enter the Fulton County Jail and are immediately met with drug use, sexual behavior, and what it feels like to be locked in a cell for 12 hours.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Issues - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As participants settle into Fulton County Jail and new ones enter, inmate suspicions and power-plays keep everyone on edge.</desc>
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    <title>Cellies - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A violent fight in the women's pod and an abuse of power in pod 600 cause extended lockdowns, proving that the luck of the draw with cell mates can make or break the experience in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Dangerous Liaisons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Uneasy alliances create risks while participants face even more difficult obstacles in order to survive their life on the inside.</desc>
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    <title>Vulnerable Positions - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A flood in the South Annex, escalating problems with cellmates, and respect issues push our participants to the brink of despair in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Tapping Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The male participants in 500 suspect each other of being in the program, while the women struggle to continue, and one may even drop out.</desc>
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    <title>Bloods Rising - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The participants at the Fulton County Jail find that small mistakes can have big consequences, as the Bloods in 500 continue to rise in power.</desc>
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    <title>Code Red - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A chaotic mass evacuation drill in 500 turns dangerous when inmates slip their restraints, and a rumor about the program in the women's pod puts two participants in a vulnerable position.</desc>
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    <title>The Marine Test - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An uproar in Zone 500 results when an inmate claims to be a Marine, Jon is taken advantage of by a new inmate with the same name, and Michelle gets caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong.</desc>
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    <title>High Times - S03E11</title>
    <desc>In the Fulton County Jail, participants Matt and Michelle are faced with tough choices regarding drug use that put their safety, and time in the program, at risk.</desc>
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    <title>In or Out? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The participants endure their final days at the Fulton County Jail, but one has to make the tough decision to stay another 60 days.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The participants meet for the first time to discuss their time inside.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With two participants inside the jail and three more entering, Phase Two will shatter expectations, open old wounds and put everyone's safety in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Shank Anxiety - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As the participants settle into jail, inmate feuds and power plays bring them face to face with real danger.</desc>
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    <title>Pissed Off - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaclin begins to alienate the officers and Stephanie; Zone 500 is raided for contraband; Matt is at odds with his roommate.</desc>
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    <title>Party Favors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The participants toe the line between blowing their cover or going full inmate, while trying to stay focused on their purpose.</desc>
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    <title>Jail Crush - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Stephanie uses drugs to bond with her fellow inmates; Jaclin finds acceptance by creating a clothing line.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Rules - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The participants are faced with challenges when a gas scare happens in the women's pod, a football kitty goes missing in 500 prompting a gang fight.</desc>
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    <title>Sexual Preference - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Jaclin tries to help Stephanie switch rooms, it puts a target on Jaclin's back. Emmanuel also becomes a target when he tries to break up a fight. A rumor about Andrew being gay could put him in harm's way.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <desc>Nikki prepares for a trip to decide the fate of her relationship with Justin. Rob dances his way into Sophie's heart. Ashley's witchcraft and her pets seem to put a hex on Manuel. Jasmine reunites with Gino but realizes Michigan is her own personal hell.</desc>
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    <title>To Witness The Beginning - S10E03</title>
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    <title>Of These Two Lovers - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Jasmine tries to regain Gino's trust. Ashley grows skeptical when Manuel's family bombards her phone. Nikki demands intimacy from Justin. Sophie's reveal jeopardizes her engagement. Nick prepares for Devin to meet his family for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Committed in Matrimony - S10E05</title>
    <desc>With Clayton's mom living in his closet, he worries about his fiancée's arrival. Sophie and Rob question each other's loyalty. Nikki gives Justin an ultimatum. Devin and Nick reunite in Korea. Jasmine blames a rash breakout on Gino's dirty apartment.</desc>
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    <title>If Anyone Objects - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Rob fears Sophie has left him forever. Anali rejects intimacy with Clayton. Devin breaks down in front of Nick's family. Nikki overshares with Justin's friends. Ashley worries Manuel is keeping secrets. Jasmine explodes after finding gloss in Gino's car.</desc>
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    <title>Bitter Harvest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke is torn between vengeance and mercy. Kane and Octavia work together to avert a disaster. Abby continues to worry about Raven.</desc>
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    <title>Thirteen - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lexa tries to maintain peace and order within the clans. Clarke uncovers a strange and game-changing truth. A flashback takes us into the darker chapter of humanity’s past.</desc>
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    <title>Terms and Conditions - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kane searches for a peaceful way to handle things but soon realizes he may be forced to resort to drastic measures. Pike suspects that there may be a leak within the walls of Arkadia. Raven has a plan and reaches out to Jasper for help.</desc>
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    <title>Stealing Fire - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers a shocking truth. Octavia is forced to make a decision that could have devastating consequences. Kane and Abby share a moment.</desc>
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    <title>Fallen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jaha employs a terrifying new method to convince Abby to join his cause, Kane is on a mission. Bellamy is hit with a hard truth. Monty finds himself in a precarious situation. Jasper rushes to save one of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Nevermore - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alie forces Raven’s dark side to come out. Jasper’s anger continues to grow. Octavia wrestles with her place in the world. Monty is forced to make a split-second decision.</desc>
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    <title>Demons - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha returns to Polis. Murphy has a surprise encounter. Octavia uncovers a clue.</desc>
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    <title>Join or Die - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke is on a mission that could change everything. Murphy gains insight that might prove useful in ensuring his survival. Kane reaches a breaking point.</desc>
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    <title>Red Sky at Morning - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, and Jasper hit a tragic roadblock. Raven and Monty make an important discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013447 +0000" stop="20260308021516 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverse Instantiation (1) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke finds hope in the most unlikely place. Alie’s master plan comes together.</desc>
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    <title>Perverse Instantiation (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Our heroes begin to face the reality of their tragic situation. Everyone prepares for a final showdown.</desc>
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    <title>Echoes - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends struggle with how to proceed after the fate of the world is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Heavy Lies the Crown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The burden of leading weighs heavily upon Clarke and Bellamy when different challenges force them to determine who will live and die.</desc>
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    <title>The Four Horsemen - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaha leads Clarke and Bellamy down a road to possible salvation while tensions rise in Arkadia and Polis.</desc>
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    <title>A Lie Guarded - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Continued struggles with leadership and trust in Arkadia and Polis take violent turns while Abby leads a team to a distant location hoping to find answers.</desc>
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    <title>The Tinder Box - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke makes a desperate plea with a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people.</desc>
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    <title>We Will Rise - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Roan must work together in hostile territory in order to deliver an invaluable asset to Abby and her team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070508 +0000" stop="20260308074727 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Shelter - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s arrival on the island quickly takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Bellamy tries to avoid further tragedy in Arkadia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308074727 +0000" stop="20260308082922 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Complex - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After a disappointing discovery, Clarke and Abby question how far they're willing to go. Meanwhile, Jaha finds a lead to the mysterious Second Dawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308082922 +0000" stop="20260308091102 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DNR - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jasper and Bellamy go on a quest. Meanwhile, Clarke struggles to keep the peace after word of Jaha's discovery spreads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308091102 +0000" stop="20260308095318 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die All, Die Merrily - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Octavia fights in the final battle for her people's survival, but not everyone is willing to play fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308095318 +0000" stop="20260308103507 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Clarke faces the consequences of her fateful choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103507 +0000" stop="20260308111655 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality. Meanwhile, Clarke leads a group to save a friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111655 +0000" stop="20260308115853 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praimfaya - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's a race against the end of the world as Praimfaya arrives forcing our heroes to make impossible decisions to ensure their survival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115853 +0000" stop="20260308124116 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke struggles to survive on a desolate, scorched earth while her friends in space come across a long-awaited beacon of hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124116 +0000" stop="20260308132342 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Octavia is forced to take guidance from an unlikely ally when the future of the bunker and all those inside it is jeopardized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132342 +0000" stop="20260308140605 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping Giants - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads the charge investigating a potential way home. Meanwhile, Clarke and Madi deal with the new, uncertain threat to their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308140605 +0000" stop="20260308144816 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora's Box - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Our Heroes are forced to rely on the help of Shallow Valley's dangerous new inhabitants in order to save some of their own, with surprising results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308144816 +0000" stop="20260308153044 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Sands - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people towards Shallow Valley against the advice of Clarke and Bellamy. Meanwhile, Kane and Abby adjust to a new set of challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308153044 +0000" stop="20260308161312 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Wounds - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Kane’s attempt to prove himself useful tests Wonkru’s allegiance to Octavia. Madi faces an unexpected threat inside Wonkru, forcing Clarke to make an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308161312 +0000" stop="20260308165533 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acceptable Losses - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy make a startling discovery about Wonkru’s battle plans as Echo risks her friendship with Raven to complete her mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308165533 +0000" stop="20260308173759 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Get to Peace - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s determination to protect Madi puts Bellamy in an impossible position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308173759 +0000" stop="20260308181951 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sic Semper Tyrannis - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The growing fractures in Wonkru threaten to explode once and for all. Meanwhile, in Shallow Valley, Murphy starts a fire, unleashing catastrophic results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308181951 +0000" stop="20260308190214 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warriors Will - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Monty strives to show Wonkru an alternative to war, and to the valley itself. Meanwhile, Abby’s health continues to deteriorate, along with McCreary’s patience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308190214 +0000" stop="20260308194437 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Year - S05E11</title>
    <desc>As Clarke races to save Abby, she learns more about the trials and tribulations Wonkru faced in the bunker, and the impossible decisions they were forced to make in the dark year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308194437 +0000" stop="20260308202705 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people into war. While behind enemy lines, our heroes must overcome their differences to save Wonkru from extinction.</desc>
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    <title>Damocles (2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends must risk everything to fight one last battle for survival, only to glimpse an even darker threat to the last living valley on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Sanctum - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling after receiving Monty’s message, a small group goes down to explore the mysterious new planet. Back on the Mothership, several members of Wonkru face the consequences of their decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Red Sun Rising - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The team on the ground fights to survive the threat they face on the new planet. Meanwhile, Raven must join forces with an unlikely ally to save everyone on board the mothership.</desc>
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    <title>The Children of Gabriel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke tries to win over the leaders of Sanctum in order to let her people stay. Meanwhile, Bellamy, Echo and Octavia discover a new threat while on a mission to retrieve the transport ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308231700 +0000" stop="20260308235916 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face Behind the Glass - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke embraces the traditions of Sanctum and tries to make amends for her past actions.</desc>
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    <title>The Gospel of Josephine - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jordan investigates Sanctum. Meanwhile, Octavia and Diyoza discover the threats of the new planet firsthand. Lastly, Bellamy and Clarke butt heads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309004148 +0000" stop="20260309012419 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Diyoza learns more about the mysterious Children of Gabriel while Abby continues searching for a way to save Kane.</desc>
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    <title>Nevermind - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s past catches up to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Old Man and the Anomaly - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Octavia and Diyoza make their way to the mysterious anomaly in search of the Old Man. Meanwhile, Murphy has an offer for Emori.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309024846 +0000" stop="20260309033014 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You Take With You - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bellamy must venture into enemy territory with an unlikely companion. Meanwhile, Octavia is forced to confront her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033014 +0000" stop="20260309041246 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matryoshka - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Russell seeks justice. Meanwhile, Gabriel must make a difficult choice. Lastly, the Blake siblings reunite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309041246 +0000" stop="20260309045517 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Octavia must work together to save their friends. Echo is forced to face her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045517 +0000" stop="20260309053730 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjustment Protocol - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A special Naming Day changes everything in Sanctum. Gabriel comes face to face with an old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309053730 +0000" stop="20260309062000 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood of Sanctum - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Sanctum becomes a battleground between the devout and the non-believers. The mystery of the anomaly deepens.</desc>
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    <title>From the Ashes - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends attempt to rebuild Sanctum as a new threat rises in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>The Garden - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Echo and Gabriel learn more about Hope and her mysterious past.</desc>
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    <title>False Gods - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Raven faces an unexpected threat. Clarke must keep the peace among opposing factions in Sanctum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309082714 +0000" stop="20260309090938 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesperides - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mysterious outsiders arrive with news of Clarke's missing people.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Bardo - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia gets to know a whole new world. Meanwhile, Murphy and Emori play make believe.</desc>
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    <title>Nakara - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends find themselves on a planet that is not what it seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Queen's Gambit - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Emori tries to heal Sanctum's old familial wounds while Echo, Octavia and Diyoza struggle with new ones.</desc>
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    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
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    <title>The Flock - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy and Indra must defuse a tense situation. Old friends make new allegiances.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Sacrifice - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Sheidheda makes his move. A Disciple goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309132155 +0000" stop="20260309140424 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Etherea - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Where in the universe is Bellamy Blake?</desc>
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    <title>The Stranger - S07E12</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in Sanctum. Clarke, Octavia, Raven and Echo struggle with a new foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309144643 +0000" stop="20260309152839 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309152839 +0000" stop="20260309161059 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309161059 +0000" stop="20260309165317 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
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    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181750 +0000" stop="20260309190010 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Skills - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having discovered that Jasper may still be alive, Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty set out on a mission to locate their friend and are shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is determined to get to Earth, and enlists Raven to craft an escape pod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190010 +0000" stop="20260309194231 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Kills - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309194231 +0000" stop="20260309202328 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Law - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195448 +0000" stop="20260307201846 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307201846 +0000" stop="20260307204244 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204244 +0000" stop="20260307210642 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210642 +0000" stop="20260307213040 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213040 +0000" stop="20260307215437 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215437 +0000" stop="20260307221835 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221835 +0000" stop="20260307224233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224233 +0000" stop="20260307230556 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230556 +0000" stop="20260307232954 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232954 +0000" stop="20260307235352 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307235352 +0000" stop="20260308001750 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001750 +0000" stop="20260308004149 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004149 +0000" stop="20260308010547 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010547 +0000" stop="20260308013547 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013547 +0000" stop="20260308015945 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015945 +0000" stop="20260308022343 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022343 +0000" stop="20260308024741 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024741 +0000" stop="20260308031136 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308031136 +0000" stop="20260308033533 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033533 +0000" stop="20260308035930 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035930 +0000" stop="20260308042329 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042329 +0000" stop="20260308044727 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044727 +0000" stop="20260308051140 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051140 +0000" stop="20260308054140 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054140 +0000" stop="20260308060546 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308060546 +0000" stop="20260308062958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062958 +0000" stop="20260308065341 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065341 +0000" stop="20260308071754 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071754 +0000" stop="20260308074754 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074754 +0000" stop="20260308081207 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081207 +0000" stop="20260308083620 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083620 +0000" stop="20260308090034 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308090034 +0000" stop="20260308092447 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092447 +0000" stop="20260308094900 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094900 +0000" stop="20260308101313 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101313 +0000" stop="20260308103727 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103727 +0000" stop="20260308110132 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110132 +0000" stop="20260308112545 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112545 +0000" stop="20260308114958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114958 +0000" stop="20260308121412 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121412 +0000" stop="20260308123826 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123826 +0000" stop="20260308130240 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130240 +0000" stop="20260308133240 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308133240 +0000" stop="20260308135654 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308135654 +0000" stop="20260308142014 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142014 +0000" stop="20260308144427 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144427 +0000" stop="20260308150915 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308150915 +0000" stop="20260308153402 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153402 +0000" stop="20260308155850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308155850 +0000" stop="20260308162337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162337 +0000" stop="20260308164825 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164825 +0000" stop="20260308171258 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171258 +0000" stop="20260308173745 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173745 +0000" stop="20260308180745 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180745 +0000" stop="20260308183233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183233 +0000" stop="20260308185720 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185720 +0000" stop="20260308192208 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192208 +0000" stop="20260308194655 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194655 +0000" stop="20260308201142 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201142 +0000" stop="20260308203630 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203630 +0000" stop="20260308210117 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210117 +0000" stop="20260308212604 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212604 +0000" stop="20260308215002 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215002 +0000" stop="20260308221357 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308221357 +0000" stop="20260308224357 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224357 +0000" stop="20260308230754 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308230754 +0000" stop="20260308233152 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233152 +0000" stop="20260308235548 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235548 +0000" stop="20260309001945 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001945 +0000" stop="20260309004302 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309004302 +0000" stop="20260309010706 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010706 +0000" stop="20260309013110 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013110 +0000" stop="20260309015510 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309015510 +0000" stop="20260309021913 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021913 +0000" stop="20260309024316 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024316 +0000" stop="20260309030719 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030719 +0000" stop="20260309033122 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309033122 +0000" stop="20260309035524 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035524 +0000" stop="20260309041928 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309041928 +0000" stop="20260309044327 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044327 +0000" stop="20260309050730 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050730 +0000" stop="20260309053130 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053130 +0000" stop="20260309055524 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055524 +0000" stop="20260309061917 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061917 +0000" stop="20260309064307 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309064307 +0000" stop="20260309070711 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070711 +0000" stop="20260309073116 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073116 +0000" stop="20260309075522 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309075522 +0000" stop="20260309081924 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081924 +0000" stop="20260309084330 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084330 +0000" stop="20260309090742 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090742 +0000" stop="20260309093135 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309093135 +0000" stop="20260309095441 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309095441 +0000" stop="20260309101840 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101840 +0000" stop="20260309104245 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104245 +0000" stop="20260309110659 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309110659 +0000" stop="20260309113104 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113104 +0000" stop="20260309115519 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115519 +0000" stop="20260309121932 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309121932 +0000" stop="20260309124932 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309124932 +0000" stop="20260309131337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131337 +0000" stop="20260309133742 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309133742 +0000" stop="20260309140151 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140151 +0000" stop="20260309142556 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142556 +0000" stop="20260309145009 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145009 +0000" stop="20260309151415 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309151415 +0000" stop="20260309153820 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153820 +0000" stop="20260309160225 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160225 +0000" stop="20260309162629 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309162629 +0000" stop="20260309165035 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309165035 +0000" stop="20260309171438 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309171438 +0000" stop="20260309173827 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309173827 +0000" stop="20260309180233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309180233 +0000" stop="20260309182642 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309182642 +0000" stop="20260309185041 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309185041 +0000" stop="20260309191436 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309191436 +0000" stop="20260309193835 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193835 +0000" stop="20260309200233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191909 +0000" stop="20260307200102 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The disastrous cruise continues when Bobby and Athena respond to the ship’s explosion, racing to aid injured passengers. Meanwhile, Hen questions her instincts in a life-taking call and grows concerned about Athena and Bobby’s whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307200102 +0000" stop="20260307204255 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capsized - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With each moment becoming critical as the ship is flipped upside down, Athena and Bobby take charge, seeking methods for rescue while navigating efforts to guide survivors to safety. Meanwhile, Hen defies protocols in her search for Bobby and Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204255 +0000" stop="20260307212548 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Bothered and Bewildered - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Upon her return to shore, Athena’s son, Harry, finds himself in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Buck grows envious as Eddie forms a close bond with someone else, and the 118 rescue a woman who’s stuck on receiving a rose at an iconic mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307212548 +0000" stop="20260307220831 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Me - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Hen and Karen welcome a new addition to their family, while a call unfolds involving a person’s limb that’s taken on a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Eddie and Marisol take a closer look at their relationship, and Buck navigates his new feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220831 +0000" stop="20260307225118 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Groom - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney’s long-awaited wedding day arrives. However, when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn’t miss the most crucial day of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225118 +0000" stop="20260307233335 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Second Chance - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child as Hen and Karen learn more about Mara’s family history. Meanwhile, Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233335 +0000" stop="20260308001621 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Nine - S07E08</title>
    <desc>After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby’s life resurfaces, he searches to make amends. Driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001621 +0000" stop="20260308005915 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes, Ashes - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue. Meanwhile, Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey, while Eddie’s emotional affair develops further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005915 +0000" stop="20260308014154 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Fall Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby’s fate remains uncertain, while Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth. Hen and Karen engage in a heated custody battle, while Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014154 +0000" stop="20260308022448 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzkill - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The 118 team battles an “un-bee-lievable” emergency when a trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022448 +0000" stop="20260308030745 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Boeing Gets Tough… - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case. Meanwhile, a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and sent careening into a passenger plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030745 +0000" stop="20260308035019 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Approach - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Athena’s only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035019 +0000" stop="20260308043311 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When it finally looks like Hen and Karen may get their foster license back, they are hit with another obstacle. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the aid of a Cheerleader involved in an infield collision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043311 +0000" stop="20260308051559 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masks - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 is once again working on the spookiest night of the year and missing out on all the tricks and treats. Meanwhile, Buck's Halloween decorations become a little scarier than he had hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Confessions - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When a toddler falls down a pipe and becomes trapped, the 118 must rely on more than their skills to rescue him. Meanwhile, old wounds are opened when members of the 118 race to the aid of a man dealing with a divorce.</desc>
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    <title>Hotshots - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Athena is assigned a rookie to mentor, she begins to question her own abilities. Meanwhile, Bobby and the 118 return to the set of “HOT SHOTS” following a 911 call.</desc>
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    <title>Wannabes - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Things get messy for the 118 following a massive pipe explosion. Meanwhile, Athena investigates the brutal beating of a man found behind a grocery store, and Bobby’s working relationship with Brad from “HOT SHOTS” just got a little more intimate.</desc>
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    <title>Sob Stories - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a fire at a local animal shelter and races to evacuate all the animals. Meanwhile, Maddie takes a 9-1-1 call that sets her on a quest for answers.</desc>
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    <title>Voices - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Following Maddie’s mysterious 9-1-1 call, Chimney returns home to find his daughter alone and Maddie nowhere to be found; he then enlists Athena and Romero to help investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Holy Mother of God - S08E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a call at a mega-church, where Bobby runs into his estranged mother. Also, the 118 unexpectedly uncover hidden secrets at a garden rescue, Buck attempts to expand his social circle in the wake of losing Eddie, and Athena gets called away to assist on a high stakes case on a cruise ship called The Odyssey.</desc>
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    <title>Disconnected - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie’s return to work proves to be more triggering than expected, as she may have returned too soon. As Eddie struggles to adapt to his new surroundings, Christopher discovers him in an unfamiliar situation.</desc>
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    <title>Invisible‎ - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After the 118 responds to several calls from the same person, Hen steps in to offer them advice. Meanwhile, Eddie confronts his parents and takes a big step in his relationship with his son.</desc>
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    <title>Sick Day (1) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 is called to a research lab that has been set on fire and becomes a biohazard.</desc>
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    <title>Lab Rats (2) - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Athena and Buck are in a race against time to rescue the rest of the 118 following the fire in the bio lab.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Alarm - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Following the tragic events at the lab, the 118 must come together to lay their fallen hero to rest. Meanwhile, despite her own grief, Athena re-investigates the death of a child to help a grieving mother.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Following an earthquake, the 118 races to the scene of several unusual fires and must figure out their cause before anyone else is hurt. Meanwhile, as everyone settles into their new normal, they try to move forward and plan for the future.</desc>
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    <title>Seismic Shifts - S08E18</title>
    <desc>The 118, still reeling from their recent loss, is dispatched to a mass casualty event after a high-rise apartment building collapses. Then, Athena and Chimney have to work together to save a familiar face.</desc>
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    <title>Eat the Rich - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In honor of Bobby Nash’s sacrifice, the 118 comes together to dedicate the firehouse in his memory. Meanwhile, when a billionaire tech giant is involved in a life-or-death emergency, the team must race to his aid.</desc>
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    <title>Spiraling - S09E02</title>
    <desc>As a geostorm ravages Earth, Athena and Hen's space mission teeters on the edge. On the ground, the 118 battles chaos when technology goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308155804 +0000" stop="20260308164110 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky Is Falling - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Athena and Hen face increasing dangers in space as friends both near and far try to get them home safely. Meanwhile, the 118 continues to help victims of the geostorm and falling debris.</desc>
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    <title>Reentry - S09E04</title>
    <desc>As Athena and Hen navigate their way back home, Athena will be forced to confront what it means to live without Bobby.</desc>
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    <title>Día de los Muertos - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The 118's beliefs are put to the test as they respond to emergency calls involving a Jack-o'-lantern and a few more jump scares than they were expecting on Halloween.</desc>
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    <title>Family History - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Athena must revisit a painful part of her past when answering a call for help. Meanwhile, the 118 takes a big step forward.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hen's attempts at keeping her mysterious health issues private are starting to impact more than just her physical well-being. Meanwhile, Buck and Ravi decide Eddie needs a night out on the town.</desc>
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    <title>War - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Following Hen's firing, Chimney grapples with his decision and how it has affected the team. Meanwhile, a new AI call center assistant, meant to help, has begun to create more complications, and the 118 must intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Fighting Back - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As Hen continues to seek out a diagnosis for her mysterious symptoms, her friends and family rally behind her. Meanwhile, Harry hits a wall in his attempts to complete the academy firefighting exam and looks for some much-needed motivation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308205800 +0000" stop="20260308214050 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handle with Care - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Harry's first day as a probie proves to be more challenging than Chimney expects. Meanwhile, Eddie and Hen are called into court over a former patient that brings back some old demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308214050 +0000" stop="20260308222345 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Once, Going Twice - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie faces an unthinkable personal crisis. Hen and Karen spring into action when thrown into a terrifying situation. The 118 hosts a LAFD charity bachelor auction that brings up a few concerns from Buck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308222345 +0000" stop="20260308230537 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads and Cads (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Buck are blindsided by some unexpected news that turns their world upside down. Meanwhile, Buck and Eddie head to Nashville when they are selected to participate in the national firefighting games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230537 +0000" stop="20260308235200 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Emergency responders must try to balance saving those who are at their most vulnerable with solving the problems in their own lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308235200 +0000" stop="20260309003845 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Go - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A roller coaster malfunctions at an amusement park. Athena and Hen respond to an unusual home invasion. A couple's dispute leads to a dramatic rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Next of Kin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bobby and his team respond to an emergency at a children's birthday party. The crew jumps into action after one of their own is involved in a devastating accident. Athena tries to cope with a tragedy that hits way too close to home.</desc>
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    <title>Worst Day Ever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a deadly plane crash, Bobby and team race to help the survivors. Athena deals with panic and chaos at the airport. Bobby confronts his past demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020550 +0000" stop="20260309025000 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother. Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past. Hen struggles to make the right decision.</desc>
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    <title>Heartbreaker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, a surprise marriage proposal goes awry with dangerous consequences. Athena attempts to help a desperate woman and unintentionally joins the Lonely Hearts Club. Bobby and Chimney pull holiday duty and learn about the "Casanova Fracture" and Abby and Buck go on their first official date.</desc>
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    <title>Full Moon (Creepy AF) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a potential home invasion and deals with a rabid criminal. Abby helps investigate the murder of a caller. Hen's past may become her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309041917 +0000" stop="20260309050438 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma's a Bitch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An unremorseful widow, an unsuspecting thief, and an arrogant fitness club owner receive a taste of karma. Bobby gets a surprising phone call from his doctor after donating at Chimney's blood drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309050438 +0000" stop="20260309054959 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to help a homeless man crushed in a garbage truck, a mother and son in a crashed elevator and extreme hoarders entombed in their house. Athena jumps into the dating pool. Buck and Abby's relationship is tested by her ailing mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054959 +0000" stop="20260309063426 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whole New You - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders take calls to help an unusual domestic disturbance, a "death" at a psychic's and a horrific motorcycle crash. Bobby dips his toe into the dating pool. Abby takes a walk down memory lane. Buck is confronted by his past actions. Athena tries to start her new life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063426 +0000" stop="20260309071917 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On one of the hottest days of the year, the first responders feel the pressure with harrowing incidents. Buck gets a surprise visit from his sister, Maddie. Athena questions her relationship with Bobby. Handsome new hire Eddie jeopardizes Buck's chances of being chosen for a fireman calendar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071917 +0000" stop="20260309080434 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7.1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a massive earthquake rocks Los Angeles, the first responders rush to rescue victims from a crumbling high-rise hotel. Athena must deal with wreckage from a collapsed freeway overpass. Maddie is thrown into the fire as she faces her first crisis as a 911 dispatcher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309080434 +0000" stop="20260309084929 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Is Not Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first responders continue to deal with the fallout of a massive earthquake and its deadly aftershocks.</desc>
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    <title>Stuck - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to rescue victims trapped in various tight spots. Athena contemplates accepting a promotion. Maddie decides to make a move of her own. Chimney finally deals with the aftermath of his near fatal car crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309093330 +0000" stop="20260309101723 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful People - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maddie goes on a ride-along with Athena, while dealing with a seemingly "perfect" dispatcher. Hen must figure out how to save her family. The first responders deal with emergencies both at a military funeral and a movie theater.</desc>
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    <title>Dosed - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to the rescue of a crashed news copter, and emergencies at an eating contest, a bodybuilding competition and a toddler pageant. Maddie struggles to let go of her fear of the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309110213 +0000" stop="20260309114704 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Halloween finds the first responders racing to a cemetery rescue, a haunted hayride and a spooky Hollywood parade. Maddie thinks she's received a "ghost" call from a missing hiker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309114704 +0000" stop="20260309123110 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Actually - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Buck jumps back into the dating scene. A woman goes to great extremes to get her husband's attention. A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident.</desc>
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    <title>Hen Begins - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hen relives her evolution into the firefighter she is today as she recalls the first times she met Chimney and Athena.</desc>
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    <title>Merry Ex-Mas - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with stampede at a toy store, a mistletoe stunt gone awry and a Christmas-light showdown. Bobby contemplates his future with Athena.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309135957 +0000" stop="20260309144336 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Beginnings - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bobby meets Athena's parents. Doug insinuates himself deeper into Chimney's life. Athena looks into a distressing 911 call.</desc>
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    <title>Chimney Begins - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A look back at how Chimney joined Station 118 and became the firefighter and paramedic he is today.</desc>
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    <title>Fight or Flight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The first responders rally together to search for a missing Maddie.</desc>
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    <title>Broken - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The call center must turn to old school tactics after being hit with a massive system-wide power outage. The first responders deal with explosions in multiple homes and a difficult child birth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309165740 +0000" stop="20260309174223 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean's 9-1-1 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A going-away party for a bank manager turns into an emergency, and then a mystery, as the first responders are accused of pulling off a daring heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309174223 +0000" stop="20260309182716 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby Begins Again - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After his devastating family tragedy in Minnesota, Bobby Nash moves to Los Angeles to start over, where he becomes Captain of the 118, and meets Athena Grant for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Careful What You Wish For - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with a calamity at a chocolate factory and a mail bomb explosion. Meanwhile, Eddie receives some surprising news from Shannon, and Maddie contemplates her future in the call center and tragedy strikes the 118.</desc>
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    <title>This Life We Choose - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to calls from a stunt driver caught in a hairy situation, a teenage social influencer who is bugging out and the city is on high alert after two mail bombs go off. Meanwhile, Eddie's family comes to town and Buck faces a life or death situation.</desc>
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    <title>Kids Today - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Athena enlists the 118’s help when a teenager speeds out of control on the freeway. Meanwhile, a routine traffic stop uncovers a shocking kidnapping and Buck struggles with his recovery.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307205612 +0000" stop="20260307212217 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212217 +0000" stop="20260307214826 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214826 +0000" stop="20260307221430 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308005046 +0000" stop="20260308011653 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308011653 +0000" stop="20260308014313 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308014313 +0000" stop="20260308020925 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308020925 +0000" stop="20260308023512 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308023512 +0000" stop="20260308030108 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030108 +0000" stop="20260308032717 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
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    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
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    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
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    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
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    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
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    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308010704 +0000" stop="20260308013506 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
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    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
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    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
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    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
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    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040033 +0000" stop="20260308043034 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
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    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
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    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055851 +0000" stop="20260308062840 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308062840 +0000" stop="20260308065711 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065711 +0000" stop="20260308072633 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
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    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308092026 +0000" stop="20260308094931 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308104754 +0000" stop="20260308111637 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111637 +0000" stop="20260308114541 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308131359 +0000" stop="20260308134256 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308134256 +0000" stop="20260308141201 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141201 +0000" stop="20260308144048 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144048 +0000" stop="20260308150758 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308150758 +0000" stop="20260308153623 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308153623 +0000" stop="20260308160545 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308170325 +0000" stop="20260308173254 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308173254 +0000" stop="20260308180056 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180056 +0000" stop="20260308182955 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308182955 +0000" stop="20260308185732 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185732 +0000" stop="20260308192701 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192701 +0000" stop="20260308195708 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195708 +0000" stop="20260308202624 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202624 +0000" stop="20260308205624 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205624 +0000" stop="20260308212635 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212635 +0000" stop="20260308215602 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215602 +0000" stop="20260308222441 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308222441 +0000" stop="20260308225430 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308225430 +0000" stop="20260308232301 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232301 +0000" stop="20260308235223 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235223 +0000" stop="20260309002133 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002133 +0000" stop="20260309005019 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005019 +0000" stop="20260309011917 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011917 +0000" stop="20260309014616 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014616 +0000" stop="20260309021521 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021521 +0000" stop="20260309024441 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024441 +0000" stop="20260309031345 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031345 +0000" stop="20260309034227 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034227 +0000" stop="20260309041132 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309041132 +0000" stop="20260309044115 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309044115 +0000" stop="20260309051041 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051041 +0000" stop="20260309053949 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053949 +0000" stop="20260309060847 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309060847 +0000" stop="20260309063751 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063751 +0000" stop="20260309070639 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070639 +0000" stop="20260309073348 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073348 +0000" stop="20260309080214 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080214 +0000" stop="20260309083135 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083135 +0000" stop="20260309090031 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090031 +0000" stop="20260309092915 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092915 +0000" stop="20260309095844 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309095844 +0000" stop="20260309102646 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102646 +0000" stop="20260309105545 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105545 +0000" stop="20260309112322 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112322 +0000" stop="20260309115251 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115251 +0000" stop="20260309122258 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122258 +0000" stop="20260309125214 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125214 +0000" stop="20260309132215 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132215 +0000" stop="20260309135225 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135225 +0000" stop="20260309142152 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142152 +0000" stop="20260309145031 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145031 +0000" stop="20260309152020 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152020 +0000" stop="20260309154851 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309154851 +0000" stop="20260309161814 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161814 +0000" stop="20260309164723 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309164723 +0000" stop="20260309171609 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309171609 +0000" stop="20260309174507 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174507 +0000" stop="20260309181207 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
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  </programme>
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    <desc>Cheryl forbids Jim from throwing his cop friend Danny a bachelor party with beer and strippers. She fears that Danny will show up at his own wedding with a hangover – as Jim did at their wedding. Jim and his buddies decide to take Danny for a swim in bitter-cold Lake Michigan – forcing a hospital visit for Danny. The wedding morning, Danny stays in bed, moaning and groaning, and Cheryl frets, but the doctor assures everyone there's nothing wrong with him. Jim realizes Danny just has cold feet, so he tries to convince him to go through with his wedding to Laraine, a fellow cop.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl Sings - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Cheryl tries to impress her boastful cousin Mindy by posing as the lead singer of Jim's band – even though she has a terrible voice. Jim agrees to perform at Mindy's engagement party with Cheryl playing the part in order to teach his wife a lesson about embellishment by making a fool of herself. However, when Mindy tells Jim that her fiancé, Eric, is a record producer, he must decide between telling Cheryl the truth and making a bad impression on Eric.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dana's first task at the ad agency is to cast the perfect TV family for a Disney cruise commercial. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor in the role of "dad."</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line.</desc>
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    <title>No Crime, But Punishment - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Jim's sister, Roxanne, shows up on his doorstep, pregnant, and lets Andy believe he's the father.</desc>
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    <title>Who's the Boss? - S03E22</title>
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    <title>The Truck - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cheryl ask Jim to use his truck to transport a giant paper-mâché grizzly bear the girls made for "spirit week" to their school – except Jim just lost his truck in an arm wrestling match and, in a gesture of macho pride, refuses to ask for it back.</desc>
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    <title>The Toilet - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Cheryl promises to take Jim's opinions seriously when she decides to remodel the bathroom, until Jim insists it include a hideous high-tech stainless steel toilet – that talks.</desc>
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    <title>Trashed - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years' worth of the kids' art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won't notice – until she needs some of the projects for a special retirement party for Ruby's art teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Marriage Bank - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives – so that Dr. Ted must intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Gets Dumped - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.</desc>
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    <title>The Swimming Pool (1) - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool -- until she starts sneaking over on her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Vast Difference (2) - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he's unable to admit he didn't go through with it</desc>
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    <title>A Hole in One - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>The Effort - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.</desc>
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    <title>The Grill - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.</desc>
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    <title>The Garage Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.</desc>
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    <title>Dress to Kill Me - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kyle wants to be Cinderella for Halloween. Jim is against it because he thinks he's growing up to be a sissy. Jim buys Kyle a manly costume (a dinosaur) but Kyle changes back into the dress. Jim, Andy, and Kyle all sit on the couch, Jim and Kyle persistent. Jim goes in the kitchen, sees an older Kyle who convinces Jim to let Kyle go as Cinderella. In the end, they all go as ladies and they trick-or-treat.</desc>
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    <title>Father-Daughter Dance - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ruby hurts Jim's feelings when she invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him.</desc>
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    <title>Plot Twist - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother, Maggie, wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot--then secretly reserves a a plot for himself next to a star football player.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunters - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To prove his worth as a man, Jim -- along with Andy -- hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued -- and shot -- by a legendary 40- lb. psychotic bird christened "Angry Pete." Thanksgiving-themed episode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308044118 +0000" stop="20260308050254 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poking the Bear - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308050254 +0000" stop="20260308052431 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalking Santa - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308052431 +0000" stop="20260308054557 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sympathy from the Devlins - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054557 +0000" stop="20260308060659 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanny-Cam - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060659 +0000" stop="20260308062830 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jealous Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308062830 +0000" stop="20260308065006 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Crying Shame - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308065006 +0000" stop="20260308071143 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Dress - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.</desc>
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    <title>Shall We Dance - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.</desc>
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    <title>Take My Wife, Please - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.</desc>
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    <title>Spelling Bee - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308085945 +0000" stop="20260308092122 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kentucky Fried Beltzman - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.</desc>
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    <title>The Clock - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.</desc>
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    <title>The Competition - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.</desc>
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    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
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    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
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    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S04E27</title>
    <desc>On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute, on the Season Finale.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Tape (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Tape (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Charity Begins at Hef's - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.</desc>
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    <title>The Race - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132433 +0000" stop="20260308134610 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anec-Dont's - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Chick Whisperer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.</desc>
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    <title>James &amp; the Annoying Peach - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
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    <title>Lean on Me - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection</desc>
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    <title>Sex Ed Fred - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.</desc>
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    <title>Renewing Vows - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.</desc>
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    <title>The Stick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Right - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Get Your Freak On - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.</desc>
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    <title>The Grumpy Guy - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.</desc>
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    <title>Polite Jim - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Dearest - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Green Line - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308184723 +0000" stop="20260308190839 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
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    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308195148 +0000" stop="20260308201329 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201329 +0000" stop="20260308203511 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203511 +0000" stop="20260308205653 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim go to a motel in Indiana to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, but Dana's possible labor and a tornado interfere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205653 +0000" stop="20260308211835 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Andy, Ryan and Jim are stunned when they find out that Dana and Cheryl recently appeared in a Chicks Gone Wild video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308220148 +0000" stop="20260308222320 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
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    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308224432 +0000" stop="20260308230544 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230544 +0000" stop="20260308232725 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308232725 +0000" stop="20260308234907 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308234907 +0000" stop="20260309001050 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309001050 +0000" stop="20260309003217 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309003217 +0000" stop="20260309005359 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005359 +0000" stop="20260309011541 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309011541 +0000" stop="20260309013658 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309013658 +0000" stop="20260309015841 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309015841 +0000" stop="20260309021955 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309021955 +0000" stop="20260309024131 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309024131 +0000" stop="20260309030303 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030303 +0000" stop="20260309032444 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309032444 +0000" stop="20260309034625 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034625 +0000" stop="20260309040805 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309040805 +0000" stop="20260309042946 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309042946 +0000" stop="20260309045057 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045057 +0000" stop="20260309051232 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309051232 +0000" stop="20260309053414 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309053414 +0000" stop="20260309055555 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309055555 +0000" stop="20260309061736 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309061736 +0000" stop="20260309063849 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063849 +0000" stop="20260309070016 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309070016 +0000" stop="20260309072152 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Six-Week Curse - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it's due to Andy's low self-esteem, Dana decides to boost up Andy's confidence, but she ends up making things worse when Andy starts flirting with other women while on a date with Emily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309072152 +0000" stop="20260309074333 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheater - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309074333 +0000" stop="20260309080515 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Bedrest for the Wicked - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she'd take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into labor. After meeting Cheryl's gynecologist, Jim learns that Cheryl was already allowed to be more active, but she didn't tell him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309080515 +0000" stop="20260309082656 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Went Down to Oak Park - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win over Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309082656 +0000" stop="20260309084840 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blankie - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309084840 +0000" stop="20260309091019 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Best Friend - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309091019 +0000" stop="20260309093203 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jami McFame - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309093203 +0000" stop="20260309095337 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Proposal - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309095337 +0000" stop="20260309101522 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two for the Money - S08E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl learns of Jim's plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it, but Andy and Jim decide to go through with the plan anyway, only to have it backfire when the producers cut the kids hair to make them look alike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309101522 +0000" stop="20260309103707 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Boys - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jim looks forward to a "guys only" weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily's depressed ex husband, Jim decides to do his best to cheer up the guys and save what's left of their weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103707 +0000" stop="20260309105852 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Boost - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309105852 +0000" stop="20260309112008 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Yoga Bear - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl's raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl end up taking separate private classes to relax from their busy family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112008 +0000" stop="20260309114153 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kyle's Crush - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309114153 +0000" stop="20260309120339 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meaningful Gift - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309120339 +0000" stop="20260309122524 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Daddy Way - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event--staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309122524 +0000" stop="20260309124705 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Therapy - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his girlfriend not to play the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124705 +0000" stop="20260309130850 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler One - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl's authority due to his behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309130850 +0000" stop="20260309133035 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Jim - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would upset him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133035 +0000" stop="20260309135210 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Nerds - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle. But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309135210 +0000" stop="20260309141346 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate the High Road - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself somthing frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309141346 +0000" stop="20260309143531 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds are a Ghoul's Best Friend - S08E17</title>
    <desc>It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309143531 +0000" stop="20260309145717 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Opposed to Hell - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309145717 +0000" stop="20260309151916 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl are the perfect middle class American couple. Happily married, living in a suburban house with two adorable (but loud) little girls and a baby boy, they really can't complain much about life – except for those couple fights that neither one can ever let go, like the time Jim shut the car door on Cheryl. This time the problem is their daughter, whom Cheryl can't leave alone on her first week at kindergarten. Jim says it's because she's a woman and decides to take Ruby himself, but he also can't leave her behind. Things heat up when Cheryl discovers that not only has he been hiding it from her, but he also changed Ruby's school without talking to her. Meanwhile, Jim and Cheryl try to help Andy make up with his girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>No Nookie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find their romantic getaway to the Bahamas set to work out perfectly, with Dana babysitting the kids. However, at the last minute, Dana is not able to babysit. In the meantime, Andy becomes a little too obsessed with making the perfect treehouse for Grace and Ruby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309154101 +0000" stop="20260309160245 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Came Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it on the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game. He sticks the cat in the garage freezer, planning on burying it after the game, but Cheryl finds out before he comes home. She is hurt that Jim doesn't listen to her nor care about a cat that has been longer with her than anything in her current life. Jim, feeling guilty, provides a proper funeral for Mr. Feeney and gets her a brand new dog, which she doesn't like very much at first, but starts to accept it later.</desc>
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    <title>Anniversary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Jim and Cheryl's 10th Anniversary, Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift to give to Cheryl. However, Dana buys a beautiful and touching charm bracelet, going over the spending limit in the process, and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309162423 +0000" stop="20260309164548 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unruly Spirits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Cheryl has forbidden Gracie to go trick-or-treating. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the halloween spirit, he sneaks her out anyway. Meanwhile, Andy becomes convinced that he's being stalked by an ex-girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309164548 +0000" stop="20260309170524 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush (New Guy) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl's Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find themselves wondering if they've set too many rules for their household when they find themselves arguing over whether to put a TV in the girls' room, making Jim promise Cheryl not to ride his motorcycle, and Ruby then tells Jim that Cheryl has been smoking again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309172708 +0000" stop="20260309174854 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turkey Bowl - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Jim and Andy are going bowling. Cheryl doesn't like the idea very much, so she sends the girls with him. Jim has a perfect game, but just when he was about to bowl his final strike, the power goes off and he is left with either waiting for it to return or giving up being perfect. Cheryl surprises him by bringing the Thanksgiving dinner to the alley so Jim's family and friends can witness his perfect game.</desc>
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    <title>Andy's Girlfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Andy has a new girlfriend, and Cheryl wants Jim to treat her nicely because not only is she Andy's first girlfriend sine Carrie, but also Ruby's piano teacher. During dinner, Alicia tells Jim she's a vegetarian, and not only that, but also a Peckers fan – a big insult to Jim. Alicia and Andy break up and get back together, but she keeps turning down invitations to have dinner at Jim and Cheryl's. The reason? She doesn't like being around Cheryl. Jim rubs it on her face until Cheryl confronts Alicia, who reveals it's only because she thinks Cheryl's too perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181018 +0000" stop="20260309183202 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An According to Jiminy Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother is coming to visit them for Christmas and wants to stay at their house. Jim and Cheryl, however, prefer that she stayed at a hotel but don't know how to bring it up without insulting Maggie. After Jim tells Maggie that Cheryl wants her in a hotel, Maggie gives her grandma's pearl necklace to Dana. Cheryl's upset and goes to the airport to ask her mother' forgiveness, where she learns Dana only got the necklace because she doesn't have anyone in her life like Cheryl has Jim. Meanwhile, the girls think Andy is Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183202 +0000" stop="20260309185346 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Word - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl leaves Jim in charge of their kids and some other kids who were there to play with the girls during a Bears game. The next day, one of the kids mom calls Cheryl saying her daughter dame home repeating a swearing she heard from Jim. Cheryl apologizes for him and Jim is insulted that she always automatically takes the other person's side. Cheryl apologizes, and not too later Grace repeats the exact same word. Jim decides to teach her not to repeat it by making her say it non stop until she can't say it again. It works. 5 days later, at Ruby's ballet presentation, she slips, falls and says the word, unmasking Jim's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309185346 +0000" stop="20260309191530 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Behavior - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a print ad as a one-time thing, but when the photographer calls her a natural, Jim gets Ruby an agent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309191530 +0000" stop="20260309193655 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cheryl decides to go behind Jim's back and loan Andy $1,000 for a downpayment on a new condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193655 +0000" stop="20260309195839 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow-Up - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim, he proudly shows it to all his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309195839 +0000" stop="20260309202023 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racquetball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl reminds Jim that she beat him at racquetball years ago, he claims he was only letting her win to gain her affections, so Cheryl challenges him to a no-holds-barred re-match.</desc>
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    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307201100 +0000" stop="20260307202828 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202828 +0000" stop="20260307204532 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204532 +0000" stop="20260307210230 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210230 +0000" stop="20260307211930 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211930 +0000" stop="20260307214206 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307214206 +0000" stop="20260307220424 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220424 +0000" stop="20260307222645 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222645 +0000" stop="20260307224905 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224905 +0000" stop="20260307231127 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307231127 +0000" stop="20260307233348 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233348 +0000" stop="20260307235607 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307235607 +0000" stop="20260308001831 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001831 +0000" stop="20260308004053 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004053 +0000" stop="20260308010317 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010317 +0000" stop="20260308012540 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012540 +0000" stop="20260308014823 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014823 +0000" stop="20260308021118 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021118 +0000" stop="20260308023357 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308023357 +0000" stop="20260308025632 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308025632 +0000" stop="20260308031900 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308031900 +0000" stop="20260308034135 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034135 +0000" stop="20260308040415 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040415 +0000" stop="20260308042638 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042638 +0000" stop="20260308044907 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044907 +0000" stop="20260308051144 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051144 +0000" stop="20260308053424 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308053424 +0000" stop="20260308055653 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055653 +0000" stop="20260308061920 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061920 +0000" stop="20260308064215 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308064215 +0000" stop="20260308070435 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308070435 +0000" stop="20260308072703 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072703 +0000" stop="20260308074925 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074925 +0000" stop="20260308081147 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081147 +0000" stop="20260308083440 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083440 +0000" stop="20260308085740 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085740 +0000" stop="20260308092022 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092022 +0000" stop="20260308094245 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094245 +0000" stop="20260308100504 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308100504 +0000" stop="20260308102725 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102725 +0000" stop="20260308104926 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104926 +0000" stop="20260308111141 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111141 +0000" stop="20260308113400 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308113400 +0000" stop="20260308115621 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308115621 +0000" stop="20260308121834 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121834 +0000" stop="20260308124042 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308124042 +0000" stop="20260308130303 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130303 +0000" stop="20260308132508 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132508 +0000" stop="20260308134717 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134717 +0000" stop="20260308140923 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308140923 +0000" stop="20260308143138 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308143138 +0000" stop="20260308145405 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308145405 +0000" stop="20260308151615 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308151615 +0000" stop="20260308153826 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153826 +0000" stop="20260308160020 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160020 +0000" stop="20260308162242 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162242 +0000" stop="20260308164459 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164459 +0000" stop="20260308170606 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308170606 +0000" stop="20260308172804 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308172804 +0000" stop="20260308175026 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308175026 +0000" stop="20260308181229 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308181229 +0000" stop="20260308182934 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182934 +0000" stop="20260308184703 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184703 +0000" stop="20260308190406 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308190406 +0000" stop="20260308192105 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192105 +0000" stop="20260308193805 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308193805 +0000" stop="20260308200040 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200040 +0000" stop="20260308202258 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202258 +0000" stop="20260308204519 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308204519 +0000" stop="20260308210740 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210740 +0000" stop="20260308213002 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213002 +0000" stop="20260308215222 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215222 +0000" stop="20260308221442 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308221442 +0000" stop="20260308223705 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308223705 +0000" stop="20260308225928 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308225928 +0000" stop="20260308232151 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232151 +0000" stop="20260308234414 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308234414 +0000" stop="20260309000657 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309000657 +0000" stop="20260309002953 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002953 +0000" stop="20260309005231 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005231 +0000" stop="20260309011507 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011507 +0000" stop="20260309013734 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013734 +0000" stop="20260309020009 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309020009 +0000" stop="20260309022249 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022249 +0000" stop="20260309024512 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024512 +0000" stop="20260309030741 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030741 +0000" stop="20260309033018 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309033018 +0000" stop="20260309035258 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035258 +0000" stop="20260309041527 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309041527 +0000" stop="20260309043754 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043754 +0000" stop="20260309050049 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050049 +0000" stop="20260309052309 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052309 +0000" stop="20260309054537 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054537 +0000" stop="20260309060759 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309060759 +0000" stop="20260309063021 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063021 +0000" stop="20260309065314 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309065314 +0000" stop="20260309071614 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
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    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
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    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
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    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
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    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
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    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
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    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
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    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
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    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
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    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141854 +0000" stop="20260309144117 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309144117 +0000" stop="20260309150333 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150333 +0000" stop="20260309152441 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309154639 +0000" stop="20260309160901 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160901 +0000" stop="20260309163103 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309163103 +0000" stop="20260309164808 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
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    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309190354 +0000" stop="20260309192614 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309192614 +0000" stop="20260309194836 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063516 +0000" stop="20260308070111 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071703 +0000" stop="20260308073306 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
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Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
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Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
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Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
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Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
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    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
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    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308083949 +0000" stop="20260308090422 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308095327 +0000" stop="20260308101759 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308101759 +0000" stop="20260308104232 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308104232 +0000" stop="20260308110704 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308110704 +0000" stop="20260308113136 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113136 +0000" stop="20260308115609 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
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    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195433 +0000" stop="20260308201520 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309022225 +0000" stop="20260309024648 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071645 +0000" stop="20260309074117 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080547 +0000" stop="20260309083020 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083020 +0000" stop="20260309085452 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085452 +0000" stop="20260309091925 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094357 +0000" stop="20260309100830 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100830 +0000" stop="20260309103302 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103302 +0000" stop="20260309105735 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105735 +0000" stop="20260309112207 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112207 +0000" stop="20260309114640 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309114640 +0000" stop="20260309121112 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309121112 +0000" stop="20260309123545 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309123545 +0000" stop="20260309130017 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130017 +0000" stop="20260309132450 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132450 +0000" stop="20260309134919 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134919 +0000" stop="20260309141349 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141349 +0000" stop="20260309143819 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143819 +0000" stop="20260309150249 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150249 +0000" stop="20260309152718 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152718 +0000" stop="20260309155149 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155149 +0000" stop="20260309161620 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161620 +0000" stop="20260309164049 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309164049 +0000" stop="20260309170520 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309172949 +0000" stop="20260309175420 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175420 +0000" stop="20260309181851 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181851 +0000" stop="20260309184323 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309184323 +0000" stop="20260309190754 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190754 +0000" stop="20260309193224 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193224 +0000" stop="20260309195653 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309195653 +0000" stop="20260309201754 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194946 +0000" stop="20260307201417 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Tabs - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a speeding car full of teenagers, including Sgt. MacDonald's son, and Malloy finds himself in the middle between father and son on how to handle it. Other calls include a burglar who tries to run up the fire escape unsuccessfully, complaints about a woman feeding ducks interrupting two men and a chess game; Malloy suggests she join them when she comments that they are poor chess players, two boyfriends fight at knifepoint over a woman, who leaves with a third man after the two combatants are arrested, and Reed has to save a drunk (played by Pat Buttram) who is trying to direct traffic at a busy intersection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307201417 +0000" stop="20260307203851 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rap - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Reed loses a case against a young car thief in juvenile court, who is later spotted in his dad's car. Later, a robbery leads to a high-speed pursuit which ends in a traffic accident; the teen car thief is killed in the crash. Other incidents include a girl whose boyfriend died from a heroin "hot shot", and she provides the name and address of his supplier, but the officers need more, so she buys drugs from the supplier and provides the serial number of the $10 bill she used to buy them. The officers stakeout the house and arrest the supplier. An elderly woman insists on being arrested rather than ticketed for a traffic violation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307203851 +0000" stop="20260307210322 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbor Division - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy has to sell two ballet tickets after his date cancels on him and gets needled by the squad. The officers are patrolling the Harbor Division and handle calls for a boat owner overcharged for fuel by a dealer, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on top of his car, investigate a suspicious young couple, pull over an astrologer for reckless driving, and a drunk shooting from the crows nest of a ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210322 +0000" stop="20260307212752 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampart Division - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed patrol an area of Los Angeles inhabited by a large retirement population. Calls include a purse snatching during which the suspect eluded capture, but was later found during routine patrol, a retired policeman turned security guard named George who wants to talk shop, an elderly man with multiple warrants for auto theft trying to break into a car in a church parking lot, a dispute between and elderly woman and man over her eviction and his offer to take her in, then arrest the woman when she begins smashing a car with a baseball bat, handle another dispute over $5, prevent a baby stroller from rolling into a lake, and a robbery during which George assisted in the capture of the suspects, then laments to the officers about being lonely due to all of his friends passing on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212752 +0000" stop="20260307215224 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foothill Division - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald reported his camper was broken into with three fishing rods and a pair of custom-made cowboy boots missing, and offers two free steak dinners for their return. The officers come across another man with the same "one of a kind" boots that Mac lost. Cases include Malloy, Reed, and Mac riding horseback to locate three suspects in a break-in at a stable, later the station is under sniper fire, Malloy, Reed, and Air Ten assist in capturing the sniper, and Officer Wells (showing his rarely-seen compassionate side) takes up a collection for a couple and their cancer-stricken daughter to get to San Francisco, later Wells finds out he's been had as the "couple" were well-known con artists with a long rap sheet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307215224 +0000" stop="20260307221655 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Valley Division - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed notice an attractive woman walking her scottie when they get a call from Air Ten to assist with a motorcyclist who is also a potential firebug. They track the young man to his mother's house and the officers warn him about the pitfalls of arson. While the woman continues to walk her dog, the officers investigate a robbery at a movie theater where the manager and ticket taker are tied up; she lets them know a man on a gray motorcycle committed the crime, Malloy and Reed stop a gray motorcycle but the rider is a woman, they locate another motorcycle and catch the suspect after pursuit and the motorcycle crashing. The officers respond to another robbery at a department store where the security guard was shot and provides a dying declaration of who shot him, then Air Ten locates a possible suspect vehicle; the pursuit ends with two people just wanting to experience the thrill of a police chase. The Scottie dog is found tied up and the officers discover the woman is in reality a fur thief, and is arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307221655 +0000" stop="20260307224125 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice Division - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate a woman nude sunbathing on the beach, with her "agent" begging for her arrest, later Reed arrests a man trying to steal coins from a phone booth, assist a motorcycle policeman in catching a dune buggy thief, a leotard-wearing woman who fears for her life after receiving obscene phone calls, later is attacked by the caller and the officers locate and arrest him, a wino that dies after eating dinner, and a low-speed pursuit of a jack-o-lantern.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307224125 +0000" stop="20260307230556 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The officers pull over a car on a traffic violation and find the driver is Reno West, a cat burglar Malloy sent to prison four years previous, and Malloy is suspicious that West will resume his career, as he is found later at the library looking up likely articles to steal while investigating stolen books. Other cases include removal of an abandoned car, a robbery which turns to murder as the shopowner is killed, the suspect is chased into a tunnel where Reed is forced to kill him after a standoff, and a hostage situation involving a distraught man and his daughter; the officers are able to end the situation peaceably despite the man having a bead on Reed with his gun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307230556 +0000" stop="20260307233027 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys Division - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, prompting chuckles and guffaws from the squad. The officers then assist Air Ten in an airplane operated by a drunk pilot which crash-landed, and the police have to get the pilot out before he lights a cigarette which would have ignited the leaking gas coming from the plane, and rescue the pilot's son who required CPR. Reno West is suspected in the theft of some stamps from a mansion, a witness provides excellent descriptions of suspects involved in a jewelry store robbery, who is apprehended during a routine traffic stop, and a woman taking an alleged purse snatcher to the police station in her car rather than walk four miles to do so. Malloy shaves off the mustache when he has trouble trimming it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307233027 +0000" stop="20260307235456 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Division - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A rookie cop with a "know-it-all" attitude, Officer Barrett, presents problems for the officers on the force, including Officer Wells, Malloy and Reed. At the start of the episode -- after an academy demonstration of an arrest gone tragically wrong -- Barrett bungles the arrest of an elderly man suspected of holding up a bank. Officers Malloy and Wells verbally reprimand Barrett (who has apparently made similar mistakes before) about his latest mistakes, even though the old gent did not display a weapon (he simply presented a note to a teller requesting $1 million) and had a few screws loose. Near the end of the show, the officers must deal with a bomber who has planted an explosive device inside a cereal box at a local grocery store, with the bomb set to go off within the hour. After the officers corner the suspect (who holds another man at gunpoint) Barrett chokes when Reed orders the hot-dog rookie to arrest the suspect; Malloy eventually takes the man into custody. In the wrap-up,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307235456 +0000" stop="20260308001927 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Reno West's burglary reign continues, and the Captain orders it stopped at all costs. Malloy and Reed find the veteran burglar at a gas station with a female companion and West is not too happy to see the police following him. Later West's friend's car is spotted at the scene of another burglary and despite Officer Wells blowing the stakeout, Malloy re-captures his old nemesis. Other cases include having to divert a vicious guard dog so the officers can save a 70 year old man in a diabetic coma, investigate a theft of a rare jade statue from a mansion, and a domestic dispute between a couple where it appears the wife is the abuser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308001927 +0000" stop="20260308004358 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Division - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy really likes the voice of the new dispatcher but when he meets her in person is dismayed to find she is married to the SWAT lieutenant. Cases handled include a hit-and-run which seriously injured a young girl, a synagogue who had their Hebrew-based typewriter and money stolen, a drunk woman sitting on a lawn who is spurned by her daughter when the officers take the drunk there, and while visiting T.J.'s wagon, T.J. clues them in on a disgruntled former painter who is planning revenge, and when the officers arrive at the studio shots are fired, two painters are injured; the SWAT team is brought in to rescue another painter and capture the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004358 +0000" stop="20260308010828 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308010828 +0000" stop="20260308013301 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013301 +0000" stop="20260308015732 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308015732 +0000" stop="20260308022205 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022205 +0000" stop="20260308024639 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024639 +0000" stop="20260308031110 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308031110 +0000" stop="20260308033542 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308033542 +0000" stop="20260308040012 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308040012 +0000" stop="20260308042444 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042444 +0000" stop="20260308044918 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308044918 +0000" stop="20260308051349 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308051349 +0000" stop="20260308053822 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053822 +0000" stop="20260308060253 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060253 +0000" stop="20260308062726 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062726 +0000" stop="20260308065223 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065223 +0000" stop="20260308071721 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071721 +0000" stop="20260308074153 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308074153 +0000" stop="20260308080625 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080625 +0000" stop="20260308083057 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308083057 +0000" stop="20260308085529 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085529 +0000" stop="20260308092042 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092042 +0000" stop="20260308094511 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094511 +0000" stop="20260308101008 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed arrest a happy drunk who is quite entertaining until the happiness turns out to be a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101008 +0000" stop="20260308103507 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit Risk - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Reed applies for a credit card only to discover that he has been turned down because he is considered a bad credit risk. Reed fights to clear his credit history while Malloy offers advice in the interim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103507 +0000" stop="20260308110019 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy spend Christmas Eve on patrol, answering calls such as a man playing Christmas carols on the bagpipes, a stolen truck carrying radioactive materials, a man caught trying to steal gas from someone else's car, a liquor store robbery, and a rooftop sniper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110019 +0000" stop="20260308112451 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Shot - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy, off duty, heads to the laundromat and finds a man using one of the dryers to dry a pillow case full of marijuana. This leads into an investigation into a possible marijuana ring with others trying the same trick. Back on patrol, Reed and Malloy also have to deal with a belligerent preacher, a neighbor dispute, and a lost child who can't speak a word of English.</desc>
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    <title>G.T.A. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed start looking at salvage yards after thefts of older cars begin to increase.</desc>
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    <title>Victim of the Crime - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Reeds gets blamed by a shopkeeper's daughter for the escape of a thief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308121514 +0000" stop="20260308124046 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Point - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A nervous recruit named Ernie Sampson hides the fact that he stutters, imperiling Reed and Malloy when he fails to warn them about an armed robber who might ambush them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124046 +0000" stop="20260308130620 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady's Night - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and his girlfriend invite Reed and his wife on a rare night-on-the-town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308130620 +0000" stop="20260308133131 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen with Gun - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A nervous homeowner who has been burglarized on time too many decides to buy a gun to protect himself and his home, but nearly shoots Officer Wells, who is responding to a prowler call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308133131 +0000" stop="20260308135603 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow Up - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed set out to round up a horse thief after the owner of a riding academy is accused of stealing his own equines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135603 +0000" stop="20260308142101 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed get dispatched to find a man who has told others he plans to kill himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308142101 +0000" stop="20260308144625 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Action - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Malloy fails to show up for an off-duty appointment, Reed retraces his partner's steps and finds out he has been kidnapped by a revolutionary group demanding the release of one of their friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308144625 +0000" stop="20260308151151 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gus Corbin - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy are called upon to train rookie officer Gus Corbin, but trouble ensues when Corbin starts taking unnecessary and often undue risks to apprehend suspects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308151151 +0000" stop="20260308153717 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Hall - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A female office named Dana Hall feels she isn't being given enough worthy work and decides to prove herself to Reed and Malloy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308153717 +0000" stop="20260308160251 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Reed is discouraged by the futility of his job, he volunteers to work on narcotics assignments for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308160251 +0000" stop="20260308162821 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Following his recovery from being shot, Malloy returns to patrol only to find out that Reed - who earned the Medal of Valor for saving Malloy's life - may indeed take the investigator's exam, at the urging of his wife.  If Reed passes, he leave the patrol division, and Malloy for a desk job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308162821 +0000" stop="20260308165317 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 001: The Impossible Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot Episode:  Working out of a patrol car designated "Adam-12," Officers Malloy and Reed perform a typical day's work, which includes a high speed auto-chase, the capture of two robbers, and an emergency call to save a suffocating baby. Malloy decides to turn in his badge after his young partner was killed a few weeks earlier. But at the end of the shift, he comes around and decides that he can't let inexperienced Jim Reed loose on another officer, so he decides not to leave the force.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308165317 +0000" stop="20260308171813 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 141: The Color TV Bandit - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills, and then pursue a long-sought burglary suspect in a foot chase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308171813 +0000" stop="20260308174308 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 011: It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed are involved in a high speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute as they work the P.M. watch. Reed worries all evening that the small dent in the fender he caused while backing the car up for fuel might lead to termination, since he is still on probation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308174308 +0000" stop="20260308180803 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 131: Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed assist a young mother whose baby is threatened by a deranged man and they help a woman being harassed by a spiteful neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180803 +0000" stop="20260308183254 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 091: You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed learns that a professional officer has to keep their emotions under control; even when confronted with an abusive drunk-driver, right after clearing an "officer down" call &amp; finding his close friend from the Academy critically wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183254 +0000" stop="20260308185744 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 161: And You Want Me to Get Married! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman pinned under her crashed car and settle a family dispute, among other duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308185744 +0000" stop="20260308192239 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 071: I Feel Like a Fool, Malloy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Among other calls, Officers Malloy and Reed answer a loud noise complaint and discover a teen-age babysitter in desperate need of help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308192239 +0000" stop="20260308194734 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 072: El Presidente - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still 6 months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors, help a taxi driver that was just robbed, and a local man mistaken as the President by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194734 +0000" stop="20260308201229 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Reed gets Malloy to agree to an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another event prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards, and a suspected car theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201229 +0000" stop="20260308203721 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 132: The Producer - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers, even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence, and track down a prowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203721 +0000" stop="20260308210216 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 111: Snake in the Trunk - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Officers Reed and Malloy have to break apart a couple of feuding neighbors, attempt to find a stolen car with a boa constrictor in the trunk, and effect a rescue of two people from a house on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210216 +0000" stop="20260308212709 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 061: The Runaway - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When officers Reed and Malloy get to a communal house occupied by hippies, they find a young girl, who has run away from home, extremely sick from narcotic use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212709 +0000" stop="20260308215202 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 122: The Thief Who Stole Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Christmas eve Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215202 +0000" stop="20260308221651 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308221651 +0000" stop="20260308224144 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224144 +0000" stop="20260308230640 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308230640 +0000" stop="20260308233135 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233135 +0000" stop="20260308235631 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308235631 +0000" stop="20260309002127 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002127 +0000" stop="20260309004623 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309004623 +0000" stop="20260309011118 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011118 +0000" stop="20260309013614 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013614 +0000" stop="20260309020109 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309020109 +0000" stop="20260309022602 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309022602 +0000" stop="20260309025054 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 092: Tell Him He Pushed Back a Little Too Hard - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A couple of neighbors co-own a boat and continually fight over it so Malloy and Reed do their best to mediate this latest rift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025054 +0000" stop="20260309031546 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 022: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed on patrol deal with a domestic dispute, the theft of a fur, and the noise from a loud party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031546 +0000" stop="20260309034055 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 015: Exactly One Hundred Yards - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed volunteer for the LAPD Olympics. There, they meet a youth who is in need of a positive role model.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309034055 +0000" stop="20260309040605 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 153: Find Me a Needle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "Mulholland Mauler" is the object of a department wide search and several cars are assigned to patrol 'lovers lane' but more than one suspect ends up matching the description. How do they smoke out the Mauler?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040605 +0000" stop="20260309043113 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 052: Good Cop: Handle with Care - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn the reporters to cease their behavior, but they don't and they end up causing a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043113 +0000" stop="20260309045619 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 023: Pig Is a Three Letter Word - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of black hoodlums shoot and kill a respected black couple during a grocery store robbery. Reed and Malloy sent in to ward off a potential riot, knowing that given the heightened racial tensions, the wrong thing said could spark deadly violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045619 +0000" stop="20260309052127 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 083: A Different Thing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit-and-run incident that soon begins to look like a homicide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309052127 +0000" stop="20260309054636 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 103: A Sound Like Thunder - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed double date on their day off to a ghost town only to be confronted by a motor cycle gang. It takes their quick police instincts to save the day as Mrs Reed gets too close to delivering the baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054636 +0000" stop="20260309061142 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 063: Baby - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reed foolishly comes to work on the same day his wife is admitted to the hospital to give birth to their child. Reed continually attempts to contact his hospitalized wife but is always foiled by crime, timing or incompetence. Malloy just tries to get through the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061142 +0000" stop="20260309063653 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 093: Once a Junkie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed begin to suspect that their street informant has returned to using and is committing crimes to support his habit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063653 +0000" stop="20260309070204 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 123: Courtroom - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A look at courtroom procedures, wherein a routine arrest on a traffic warrant uncovers a cache of narcotics. However, the suspect bases his defense that Reed was guilty of improper search and seizure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309070204 +0000" stop="20260309072710 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 143: Cave - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of seemingly random thefts of odd items in a neighborhood.
This episode was filmed around the the streets of Sylmar LA
on Dronfield pl, Foothill Blvd, Sproule ave and on the the still under construction Foothill Freeway, The cave was in the Roxford st under pass next too the off ramp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309072710 +0000" stop="20260309075220 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 142: As High as You Are - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed encounter a lion in an apartment building and investigate a break-in at a medical supply warehouse. Malloy fends off cop haters and maintains the peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309075220 +0000" stop="20260309081727 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 043: Hostage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Two armed convicts holding up a diner shoot Malloy who entered innocently, and hold him and other civilians hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081727 +0000" stop="20260309084232 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 034: Astro - S02E13</title>
    <desc>LAPD incorporates a helicopter unit into their patrols which helps Malloy and Reed track down armed criminals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309084232 +0000" stop="20260309090738 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 014: S.W.A.T. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rooftop sniper endangers the lives of people in a neighborhood, resulting in Malloy and Reed calling in the SWAT unit to secure the scene.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309090738 +0000" stop="20260309093245 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 064: Bottom of the Bottle - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alcohol related incidents and a suicide attempt keep Malloy and Reed busy on a Sunday afternoon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309093245 +0000" stop="20260309095753 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 054: Impersonation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money. But is he really the guilty party, or is it a clever criminal who has assumed his identity?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309095753 +0000" stop="20260309102301 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 024: A Rare Occasion - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a purse snatcher focused on being jailed in time for dinner, a young boy on drugs with his dealer out to kill him, while enduring worry and concern over two policemen friends hospitalized in critical care resulting from a crackup in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102301 +0000" stop="20260309104808 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 124: Airport - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a drunk who has stolen a plane for a joyride, look for a 17 year old runaway, receive a call for a 2-11 in progress where they encounter two armed robbers, and track down a stolen 3-ton safe containing $10k that was booby-trapped by the owner against safe crackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104808 +0000" stop="20260309111315 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 094: Vengeance - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed contend with an ambush aimed at them, search for a missing boy, track down a car thief who is being crushed by his loot, and deal with a recent parolee who has sworn revenge on Malloy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309111315 +0000" stop="20260309113822 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 104: The Bomb - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a theft from a company that cannot disclose what was stolen because it is classified. Another call to the mysterious company reveals a bomb resulting in an appearance of a two man bomb squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113822 +0000" stop="20260309120330 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 074: Light Duty - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are on front desk duty because Malloy has a busted hand. A rally at a college campus gets rowdy requiring Reed to assist, leaving Malloy at the station desk worrying about Reed. Malloy's shift isn't all quiet as he captures two criminals who come in looking to see if their partner has been captured and other characters from LA-LA land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120330 +0000" stop="20260309122837 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 114: The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a fire where a young man, Lauro, saves a man trapped inside. When the police department and city wish to give him a citation, Lauro seems reluctant to receive it or any attention much to everyone's surprise. This raises questions in Malloy and Reed's minds so they pursue what is bothering Lauro. A concerned landlord reports suspicious in-activity from a tenant with heart trouble where Malloy and Reed arrive in time to give him CPR and save his life. Malloy attempts to keep his new hat clean, but finds it an impossibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122837 +0000" stop="20260309125345 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 134: Child Stealer - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Once Malloy and Reed get an aggressive dog out of the squad, they investigate the kidnapping of a child by its father, contend with an elderly miser who attempts to pay a bill with trading stamps, capture an escaped convict on a bus, and rescue a liquor delivery man from two serial van hijackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125345 +0000" stop="20260309131854 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 144: Bank Robbery - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic abuse call where they become the abused. Later they become suspicious of a man whose apartment has been burglarized, help a man who found the stolen hood and front fenders of his VW on another car, and complete their day catching bank robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131854 +0000" stop="20260309134400 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 044: Attempted Bribery - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed prove they cannot and will not be bribed, no matter how good the offer, resulting in desperation from a young man charged with his third drunk driving offense. An elderly man admits mercy killing his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134400 +0000" stop="20260309140909 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 173: Shoplift - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed track down a kooky female shoplifter involved in a cult-type relationship with a ego-maniacal spiritualist weirdo. Malloy gets help tracking her down from an old girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Log 174: Loan Sharks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a courageous teen-ager who comes forward to testify against loan-sharking racketeers is abducted, Officers Malloy and Reed must find him.</desc>
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    <title>Log 35: Easy Bare Rider - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed have to exercise all their wits when they encounter an amiable drunk driver who presents an unusual problem.</desc>
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    <title>Log 95: Purse Snatcher - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A teen-age purse snatcher thinks he can outwit the police and graduate to bigger crime.</desc>
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    <title>Log 45: Bright Boy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An 11-year-old boy with a photographic memory assists Officers Malloy and Reed on a burglary case.</desc>
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    <title>Log 65: Cigarettes, Cars and Wild, Wild Women - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy investigate a car theft ring, where pretty young women bait new car owners into giving them rides to a nearby convenience store (presumably to buy cigarettes). While the car owner is in the store, the women make off with their wheels. The cars are taken to a local chop shop, where they are disassembled for parts to be sold on the black market. As the officers make the arrests at the show's end, one of the women complains of being treated like "a common criminal," but Malloy refuses to give in.</desc>
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    <title>Log 55: Missing Child - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for a missing child whose disappearance becomes increasingly serious as time passes.</desc>
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    <title>Log 75: Have a Nice Weekend - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of robberies, an arson attempt and a violent argument.</desc>
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    <title>Log 105: Elegy for a Pig - S03E08</title>
    <desc>One of the finest episodes in the series' run, Malloy (who narrates this episode, Jack Webb-style) recalls the rainy night his previous on-duty partner was killed during a robbery. But Malloy's story goes much deeper, as he relates the life of the slain officer, confiding that the officer was more than just his partner, but a loyal and trusted best friend with a young family. Malloy also remembers how he met Reed and the early days of their relationship (before Malloy and Reed became a team). The opening and closing credits are shown over a black screen (in lieu of the usual sequences) without the music and with Jack Webb himself speaking, in apparent tribute to police officers who died in the line of duty.</desc>
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    <title>Log 25: Indians - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The officers search for a suspect involved in a series of bombings and investigate a bar fight.</desc>
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    <title>Log 135: Arson - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed encounter frustrating cases involving arson in the Rampart district, a family fight, and a dangerous mental patient.</desc>
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    <title>Log 96: Pilgrimage - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Christmas Eve brings mixed blessings for Officers Malloy and Reed when they have to arrest a sidewalk Santa Claus and launch a search for a small Indian child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309184526 +0000" stop="20260309191036 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 85: Sign of the Twins - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed contend with an antagonistic robbery victim, a nerve-wracked mother and a unique zoning case.</desc>
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    <title>Log 175: Con Artists - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed answer a string of calls about a family who swindle residents with phony home repairs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193615 +0000" stop="20260309200150 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 115: Gang War - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Singer Trini Lopez portrays a Mexican-American priest who calls in police in hopes of preventing a needless teenage gang fight.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307202137 +0000" stop="20260307204717 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204717 +0000" stop="20260307211257 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211257 +0000" stop="20260307213838 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307213838 +0000" stop="20260307220415 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220415 +0000" stop="20260307222957 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307222957 +0000" stop="20260307225537 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307225537 +0000" stop="20260307232118 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307232118 +0000" stop="20260307234655 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307234655 +0000" stop="20260308001234 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308001234 +0000" stop="20260308003812 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308003812 +0000" stop="20260308010351 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308010351 +0000" stop="20260308012918 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308012918 +0000" stop="20260308015426 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308015426 +0000" stop="20260308022005 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022005 +0000" stop="20260308024545 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024545 +0000" stop="20260308031125 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308031125 +0000" stop="20260308033701 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308033701 +0000" stop="20260308040240 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040240 +0000" stop="20260308042819 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042819 +0000" stop="20260308045357 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308045357 +0000" stop="20260308051835 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308051835 +0000" stop="20260308054413 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054413 +0000" stop="20260308060942 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060942 +0000" stop="20260308063512 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308063512 +0000" stop="20260308070051 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070051 +0000" stop="20260308072529 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308072529 +0000" stop="20260308075109 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308075109 +0000" stop="20260308081648 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308081648 +0000" stop="20260308084228 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308084228 +0000" stop="20260308090807 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308090807 +0000" stop="20260308093347 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308093347 +0000" stop="20260308095927 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308095927 +0000" stop="20260308102506 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308102506 +0000" stop="20260308105037 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105037 +0000" stop="20260308111615 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111615 +0000" stop="20260308114152 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308114152 +0000" stop="20260308120731 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308120731 +0000" stop="20260308123312 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308123312 +0000" stop="20260308125843 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125843 +0000" stop="20260308132423 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132423 +0000" stop="20260308135004 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135004 +0000" stop="20260308141546 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308141546 +0000" stop="20260308144126 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308144126 +0000" stop="20260308150646 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308150646 +0000" stop="20260308153218 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153218 +0000" stop="20260308155759 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308155759 +0000" stop="20260308162339 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162339 +0000" stop="20260308164917 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164917 +0000" stop="20260308171452 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171452 +0000" stop="20260308174022 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308174022 +0000" stop="20260308180600 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180600 +0000" stop="20260308183140 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308183140 +0000" stop="20260308185719 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185719 +0000" stop="20260308192256 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
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    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005543 +0000" stop="20260309012121 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021242 +0000" stop="20260309023824 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309023824 +0000" stop="20260309030400 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309035517 +0000" stop="20260309042057 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309042057 +0000" stop="20260309044624 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309044624 +0000" stop="20260309051132 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309051132 +0000" stop="20260309053711 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309053711 +0000" stop="20260309060250 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309062830 +0000" stop="20260309065407 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309065407 +0000" stop="20260309071945 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309074525 +0000" stop="20260309081102 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081102 +0000" stop="20260309083541 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309083541 +0000" stop="20260309090119 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309092647 +0000" stop="20260309095217 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
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    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
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    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
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    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309194044 +0000" stop="20260309200622 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307203704 +0000" stop="20260307205413 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307205413 +0000" stop="20260307211421 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220822 +0000" stop="20260307222854 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230600 +0000" stop="20260307232358 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232358 +0000" stop="20260307234413 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234413 +0000" stop="20260308000234 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
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    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
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    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
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    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
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    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
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    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
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    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
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    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
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    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
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    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
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    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
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    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
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    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
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    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
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    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
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    <title>All the Little People - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Finn receives a bag full of miniature versions of his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Dad - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jake's a daddy, but being a father and keeping his rainicorn pups from killing themselves or each other is a lot harder than he imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Davey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Finn creates an alter ego, Davey. Davey soon begins to take over, and Jake is forced into action to get his old friend back.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Dungeon - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King, NEPTR, Tree Trunks, Shelby, and Lemongrab are trapped inside a mysterious dungeon and must work together to free themselves.</desc>
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    <title>All Your Fault - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum sends Finn and Jake to investigate a message of distress from the Earls of Lemongrab.</desc>
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    <title>Little Dude - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Finn's hat comes to life and becomes evil after it is touched by a wizard. Finn, Jake, and the wizard track the hat down, and manage to turn the hat good.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Little Boy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.</desc>
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    <title>Vault of Bones - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess begins to doubt her evilness, Finn insists she is not evil and takes her on a journey into a dungeon to help her sort out her thoughts.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Bird Man - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Xergiok, the former Goblin king who was deposed by Finn and Jake claims to have turned over a new leaf.</desc>
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    <title>Simon &amp; Marcy - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A look at what Ice King and Marceline were like 996 years ago.</desc>
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    <title>A Glitch is a Glitch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Ice King creates a computer virus that will delete everyone in Ooo except for him and Princess Bubblegum. Finn and Jake hack into the universal source code to destroy the virus.</desc>
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    <title>Puhoy - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Finn dreams he is in a pillow world where he marries a pillow woman  and has two children with her.</desc>
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    <title>BMO Lost - S05E17</title>
    <desc>BMO makes his way home after being snatched by an eagle. On its way, BMO meets Bubble and a baby, and the three decide to journey home together.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Potluck - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ice King gets super jealous when he finds out that he wasn't invited to the Princess Potluck.</desc>
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    <title>James Baxter the Horse - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble across a horse named James Baxter who has the ability to make sad people feel better.</desc>
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    <title>Shh! - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake make a bet to see who can not talk the longest, and the two use signs to communicate.</desc>
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    <title>The Suitor - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Peppermint Butler thinks that Bubblegum is working too hard in her lab, so he tries to get her a suitor.</desc>
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    <title>The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita - S05E22</title>
    <desc>After another one of his schemes fails, the Ice King decides to give up.</desc>
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    <title>One Last Job - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jake Jr. gets involved with a group of troublemakers, and Jake is forced to reunite his old gang—which includes Tiffany who first appeared in the first season episode "My Two Favorite People"—to rescue his daughter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308104236 +0000" stop="20260308105422 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Five More Short Graybles - S05E24</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories with a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future. In this entry, Finn and Jake build a time machine. Meanwhile, Princess Bubblegum helps Cinnamon Bun overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
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    <title>Candy Streets - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess is robbed, but before she is able to explain the details to Finn and Jake, she faints.</desc>
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    <title>Wizards Only, Fools - S05E26</title>
    <desc>After Starchy comes down with a cold and needs a magic cure, Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum disguise themselves as wizards and sneak into Wizard City.</desc>
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    <title>Jake Suit - S05E27</title>
    <desc>Jake gets upset with the amount of times that Finn uses his body as a suit of armor, so he convinces Finn to trade places with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308112947 +0000" stop="20260308114110 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be More - S05E28</title>
    <desc>BMO accidentally deletes his core system files. Finn and Jake disguise themselves as MOs to infiltrate the MO factory and save BMO from a memory wipe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308114110 +0000" stop="20260308115223 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Witch - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Marceline is on a top-secret mission tracking Maja the Sky Witch. But when she loses the witch's trail, Marceline turns to Princess Bubblegum for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115223 +0000" stop="20260308120345 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost &amp; Fire - S05E30</title>
    <desc>After Flame Princess battles Ice King, Finn has an exciting dream. But when it abruptly ends, Finn must get FP and IK to fight again to find out how it ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308120345 +0000" stop="20260308121506 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Princess Bubblegum discover a talented mutant named Lemonhope at The Pageant of Mutants. Now they must find a way to free him from the lemongrabs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308121506 +0000" stop="20260308122644 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth &amp; Water - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum subjects Flame Princess to a series of tests to gauge FP's fiery tendencies. But when there's an emergency at the treehouse, and PB leaves Cinnamon Bun to watch Flame Princess, her experiment might literally backfire in her face.</desc>
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    <title>Time Sandwich - S05E33</title>
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    <title>The Vault - S05E34</title>
    <desc>When Finn starts sleepwalking and dreaming about the Green Lady he filed away in his memory vault, Jake and BMO help him tap into his repressed memories to uncover a secret past. Who is the Green Lady? And how is she connected to Finn?</desc>
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    <title>Love Games - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Slime Princess needs a husband or else she'll lose the Slime Kingdom to her obnoxious sis. Finn steps in to save the day, but first they will need to win a series of Love Games to prove to Slime Princess's dad that they are really in love. This is definitely not what Finn signed up for!</desc>
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    <title>Dungeon Train - S05E36</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Finn and Jake discover a train where every car is a dungeon filled with a new foe for Finn to fight. Jake quickly gets bored and wants to leave, but Finn is having the best time and doesn't want to leave... ever!</desc>
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    <title>Box Prince - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Finn meets the Box Prince—a cat with a box on its back—and learns that the Box Kingdom has been taken over by an imposter. Finn must therefore help the real Box Prince reclaim the throne.</desc>
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    <title>Red Starved - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Marceline are trapped in an underground cavern with no red in sight. If Marceline doesn't feed, like ASAP, she will turn into a vampiric beast and suck out all of Jake's blood! So, Finn heads off to explore the cave and find something red to satiate her until they can be rescued. But time is running out!</desc>
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    <title>We Fixed a Truck - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Finn finds an old truck, and Jake calls Banana Man to help with the repairs. But when BMO stays up all night working on the truck, he hears on a spooky radio talk show that Princess Bubblegum is a reptilian replicant. Is it just another one of Starchy's crazy conspiracy theories, or a fact?</desc>
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    <title>Play Date - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of babysitting Ice King, Finn and Jake call up an old friend to hang out with their annoying houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>The Pit - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Finn needs Lady Rainicorn's help to rescue Jake when he is kidnapped by Kee-Oth the Blood Demon.</desc>
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    <title>James - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum are attacked by nasty goo monsters in the Desert of Wonders.</desc>
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    <title>Root Beer Guy - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Root Beer Guy works a boring job during the day and tries to write mystery stories at night. But his life is about to change when he witnesses Finn and Jake kidnapping Princess Bubblegum! There's only one problem: no one believes Root Beer Guy...</desc>
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    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
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    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
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    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
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    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
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    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
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    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
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    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
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    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
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    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
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    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
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    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
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    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
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    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
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    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
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    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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    <title>Orgalorg - S06E40</title>
    <desc>After a walrus race accident, Gunther starts to experience strange visions.</desc>
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    <title>On the Lam - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Finn's dad Martin the Human fights for freedom on a strange new planet!</desc>
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    <title>Hot Diggity Doom - S06E42</title>
    <desc>It's election day in the Candy Kingdom but Princess Bubblegum's attention is diverted by a mysterious presence in the sky.</desc>
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    <title>The Comet - S06E43</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Orgalorg converge with the comet and meet their destiny.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnie and Neddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Under orders from the King of Ooo, Finn and Jake discover one of Ooo's greatest secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Varmints - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bubblegum turns to Marceline for help when something threatens the citizens of her homestead.</desc>
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    <title>Cherry Cream Soda - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a visitor causes Cherry Cream Soda's life to fall flat.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Said - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The loyalty of Finn and Jake comes into question when the King of Ooo orders them to intercept a flying mushroom.</desc>
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    <title>Football - S07E05</title>
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    <title>Stakes: Marceline the Vampire Queen (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake hunt a shadowy predator and Marceline asks Princess Bubblegum for a favor.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Everything Stays (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Marceline looks back on her life on her last day.</desc>
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    <desc>Old foes surface from Marceline's past.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Empress Eyes (4) - S07E09</title>
    <desc>An old adversary targets the Ice Kingdom and Marceline has to save Simon.</desc>
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    <desc>The gang search for Vamps.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Take Her Back (6) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum searches for a cure for Marceline and Finn and Jake battle a vamp.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Checkmate (7) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Marceline's archenemy visits and makes an odd proposal right before battle.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Dark Cloud (8) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The final confrontation begins.</desc>
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    <title>The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (1) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>It's BMO's birthday, and he gets to have his creator MO pay him a visit. Mo gives BMO a solo quest to go the factory and back.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Showers - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Viola tries to get a part in LSP's play, but gets made into LSP's personal assistant instead.</desc>
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    <title>Angel Face - S07E17</title>
    <desc>BMO convinces his friends to join him in a live action cowboy role-playing game.</desc>
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    <title>President Porpoise is Missing! - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to track down President Porpoise before Vice President Blowfish takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Blank-Eyed Girl - S07E19</title>
    <desc>One very spooky night, Finn and Jake come face-to-face with an urban myth.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Jubies - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, LSP and BMO seek shelter as they contend with some deadly weather.</desc>
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    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake crossover into Farmworld Finn's dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071001 +0000" stop="20260309072117 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309073217 +0000" stop="20260309074333 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309074333 +0000" stop="20260309075433 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309104514 +0000" stop="20260309105642 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Marceline is unexpectedly visited by BMO, and asks BMO to download a USB drive.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Son of Rap Bear - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess is coaxed into a high stakes battle against the indomitable Son of Rap Bear, Finn must help her search for a new strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnibel Bubblegum - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A long lost artifact causes Princess Bubblegum to harken back to the creation of the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Seventeen - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious knight crashes Finn's birthday bash and presents him with a dangerous gift.</desc>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S10E06</title>
    <desc>When an old flame comes calling on urgent business, Tree Trunks reconsiders both her wild past and her tranquil present.</desc>
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    <title>Marcy &amp; Hunson - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Hunson Abadeer returns to Ooo to bond with his daughter Marceline, but will he be able to prove he's changed his soul-sucking ways?</desc>
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    <title>The First Investigation - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are tasked with investigating reports of a haunting at Joshua and Margaret's old office.</desc>
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    <title>Blenanas - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Starchild - S10E10</title>
    <desc>In order to fulfill his grand destiny, Jake is spirited away by a strangely familiar shape-shifting alien.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of Mars - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Searching for answers on Mars, Finn and Jermaine discover that they must first survive a cunning Martian mental trap.</desc>
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    <title>Gumbaldia - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake, as ambassadors of the Candy Kingdom, travel to a powerful new city-state in a last ditch effort to stave off war.</desc>
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    <title>Come Along With Me - S10E13</title>
    <desc>BMO narrates the Great Gum War in which Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Lemongrab, Huntress Wizard and Lumpy Space Princess band together to battle Gumbald and his army.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Party Panic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Lumpy Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoners of Love - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ice King kidnaps a number of princesses he sees as potential brides, Finn and Jake team with the prisoners to set everybody free.</desc>
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    <title>Tree Trunks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake join Tree Trunks in search for the rare Crystal Gem Apple, but question whether Tree Trunks has what it takes to adventure.</desc>
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    <title>The Enchiridion! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.</desc>
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    <title>The Jiggler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A jiggly creature attracted by Finn's auto-tuned singing follows Finn and Jake home but soon feels ill effects of separation from its family.</desc>
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    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193748 +0000" stop="20260309194941 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
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    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
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    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
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    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211231 +0000" stop="20260307213535 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213535 +0000" stop="20260307215840 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215840 +0000" stop="20260307222044 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222044 +0000" stop="20260307224250 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224250 +0000" stop="20260307230445 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230445 +0000" stop="20260307232649 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232649 +0000" stop="20260307234852 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234852 +0000" stop="20260308001155 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001155 +0000" stop="20260308003400 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308003400 +0000" stop="20260308005602 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005602 +0000" stop="20260308011807 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011807 +0000" stop="20260308014008 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014008 +0000" stop="20260308020212 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308020212 +0000" stop="20260308022413 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022413 +0000" stop="20260308024613 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024613 +0000" stop="20260308030813 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030813 +0000" stop="20260308033023 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033023 +0000" stop="20260308035224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035224 +0000" stop="20260308041429 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041429 +0000" stop="20260308043633 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043633 +0000" stop="20260308050025 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308050025 +0000" stop="20260308052418 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308052418 +0000" stop="20260308054813 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054813 +0000" stop="20260308061205 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061205 +0000" stop="20260308063609 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063609 +0000" stop="20260308070001 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308070001 +0000" stop="20260308072354 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072354 +0000" stop="20260308074745 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074745 +0000" stop="20260308081131 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308081131 +0000" stop="20260308083524 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308083524 +0000" stop="20260308085918 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085918 +0000" stop="20260308092315 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308092315 +0000" stop="20260308094709 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308094709 +0000" stop="20260308101100 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308101100 +0000" stop="20260308103453 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103453 +0000" stop="20260308105853 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105853 +0000" stop="20260308112247 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308112247 +0000" stop="20260308114641 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308114641 +0000" stop="20260308121033 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308121033 +0000" stop="20260308123427 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308123427 +0000" stop="20260308125818 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125818 +0000" stop="20260308132209 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132209 +0000" stop="20260308134612 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134612 +0000" stop="20260308141006 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141006 +0000" stop="20260308143401 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308143401 +0000" stop="20260308145804 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308145804 +0000" stop="20260308152110 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308152110 +0000" stop="20260308154415 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308154415 +0000" stop="20260308160624 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160624 +0000" stop="20260308162929 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162929 +0000" stop="20260308165140 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165140 +0000" stop="20260308171346 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171346 +0000" stop="20260308173651 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173651 +0000" stop="20260308175956 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308175956 +0000" stop="20260308182159 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308182159 +0000" stop="20260308184405 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308184405 +0000" stop="20260308190601 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308190601 +0000" stop="20260308192804 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192804 +0000" stop="20260308195008 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308195008 +0000" stop="20260308201311 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308201311 +0000" stop="20260308203515 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308203515 +0000" stop="20260308205718 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308205718 +0000" stop="20260308211922 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308211922 +0000" stop="20260308214123 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308214123 +0000" stop="20260308220328 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220328 +0000" stop="20260308222529 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308222529 +0000" stop="20260308224729 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224729 +0000" stop="20260308230928 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230928 +0000" stop="20260308233138 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233138 +0000" stop="20260308235340 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235340 +0000" stop="20260309001544 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001544 +0000" stop="20260309003748 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309003748 +0000" stop="20260309010140 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010140 +0000" stop="20260309012533 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309012533 +0000" stop="20260309014929 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014929 +0000" stop="20260309021320 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
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    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
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    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
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    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
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    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
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    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
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    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
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    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
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    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
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    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
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    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
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    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
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    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131323 +0000" stop="20260308133612 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
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    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
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    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
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    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
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    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308232956 +0000" stop="20260308234105 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
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    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309073915 +0000" stop="20260309080207 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133309 +0000" stop="20260309135558 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309140740 +0000" stop="20260309141854 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309144146 +0000" stop="20260309150455 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309152803 +0000" stop="20260309155111 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309155111 +0000" stop="20260309161417 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309161417 +0000" stop="20260309163720 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309163720 +0000" stop="20260309170026 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309170026 +0000" stop="20260309172332 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309172332 +0000" stop="20260309174636 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309174636 +0000" stop="20260309175757 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309180947 +0000" stop="20260309182108 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309182108 +0000" stop="20260309184412 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309184412 +0000" stop="20260309185601 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309185601 +0000" stop="20260309190721 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190721 +0000" stop="20260309193016 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193016 +0000" stop="20260309195314 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309195314 +0000" stop="20260309201610 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195632 +0000" stop="20260307200745 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
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    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307203103 +0000" stop="20260307205426 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307205426 +0000" stop="20260307211753 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211753 +0000" stop="20260307214057 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214057 +0000" stop="20260307220415 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220415 +0000" stop="20260307222728 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222728 +0000" stop="20260307225102 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307225102 +0000" stop="20260307233631 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307233631 +0000" stop="20260307235947 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307235947 +0000" stop="20260308002313 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308002313 +0000" stop="20260308011249 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308011249 +0000" stop="20260308013555 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013555 +0000" stop="20260308015922 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308015922 +0000" stop="20260308022233 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022233 +0000" stop="20260308024605 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024605 +0000" stop="20260308030927 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030927 +0000" stop="20260308035759 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308035759 +0000" stop="20260308042130 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042130 +0000" stop="20260308044438 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308044438 +0000" stop="20260308050756 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308050756 +0000" stop="20260308053101 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053101 +0000" stop="20260308055415 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308055415 +0000" stop="20260308061823 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308061823 +0000" stop="20260308064144 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308064144 +0000" stop="20260308070511 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070511 +0000" stop="20260308072838 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308072838 +0000" stop="20260308075205 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308075205 +0000" stop="20260308081532 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081532 +0000" stop="20260308083905 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083905 +0000" stop="20260308090232 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308090232 +0000" stop="20260308092548 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092548 +0000" stop="20260308094905 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094905 +0000" stop="20260308101224 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101224 +0000" stop="20260308103636 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103636 +0000" stop="20260308110012 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110012 +0000" stop="20260308112328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112328 +0000" stop="20260308114554 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114554 +0000" stop="20260308123043 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123043 +0000" stop="20260308132020 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308132020 +0000" stop="20260308133114 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308133114 +0000" stop="20260308134212 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308134212 +0000" stop="20260308135306 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308135306 +0000" stop="20260308140359 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140359 +0000" stop="20260308141502 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141502 +0000" stop="20260308142607 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142607 +0000" stop="20260308143713 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308143713 +0000" stop="20260308144814 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144814 +0000" stop="20260308145927 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308145927 +0000" stop="20260308151004 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151004 +0000" stop="20260308152214 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308152214 +0000" stop="20260308153307 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153307 +0000" stop="20260308154406 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308154406 +0000" stop="20260308160628 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160628 +0000" stop="20260308162951 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162951 +0000" stop="20260308165309 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165309 +0000" stop="20260308171636 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171636 +0000" stop="20260308173959 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173959 +0000" stop="20260308180303 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180303 +0000" stop="20260308182632 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182632 +0000" stop="20260308184950 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184950 +0000" stop="20260308191318 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308191318 +0000" stop="20260308193707 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308193707 +0000" stop="20260308200040 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200040 +0000" stop="20260308202411 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202411 +0000" stop="20260308204739 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308204739 +0000" stop="20260308211057 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308211057 +0000" stop="20260308213406 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213406 +0000" stop="20260308215737 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215737 +0000" stop="20260308222047 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308222047 +0000" stop="20260308224418 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224418 +0000" stop="20260308232842 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232842 +0000" stop="20260309001331 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001331 +0000" stop="20260309002428 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002428 +0000" stop="20260309004734 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309004734 +0000" stop="20260309005828 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005828 +0000" stop="20260309010941 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010941 +0000" stop="20260309013259 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013259 +0000" stop="20260309015622 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309015622 +0000" stop="20260309021949 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021949 +0000" stop="20260309024252 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024252 +0000" stop="20260309030611 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030611 +0000" stop="20260309032924 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309032924 +0000" stop="20260309035258 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035258 +0000" stop="20260309043826 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043826 +0000" stop="20260309050143 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050143 +0000" stop="20260309052509 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052509 +0000" stop="20260309061445 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061445 +0000" stop="20260309063751 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063751 +0000" stop="20260309070118 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070118 +0000" stop="20260309072429 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072429 +0000" stop="20260309074801 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309074801 +0000" stop="20260309081123 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081123 +0000" stop="20260309085955 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085955 +0000" stop="20260309092326 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092326 +0000" stop="20260309094634 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094634 +0000" stop="20260309100951 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100951 +0000" stop="20260309103257 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103257 +0000" stop="20260309105611 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105611 +0000" stop="20260309112019 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112019 +0000" stop="20260309114340 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309114340 +0000" stop="20260309120707 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120707 +0000" stop="20260309123033 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309123033 +0000" stop="20260309125401 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125401 +0000" stop="20260309131728 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131728 +0000" stop="20260309134101 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134101 +0000" stop="20260309140428 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140428 +0000" stop="20260309142744 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142744 +0000" stop="20260309145100 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145100 +0000" stop="20260309151420 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309151420 +0000" stop="20260309153832 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153832 +0000" stop="20260309160208 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160208 +0000" stop="20260309162524 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309162524 +0000" stop="20260309164750 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309164750 +0000" stop="20260309173239 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309173239 +0000" stop="20260309182216 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309182216 +0000" stop="20260309183310 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309183310 +0000" stop="20260309184408 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309184408 +0000" stop="20260309185502 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309185502 +0000" stop="20260309190555 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309190555 +0000" stop="20260309191658 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309191658 +0000" stop="20260309192803 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309192803 +0000" stop="20260309193909 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193909 +0000" stop="20260309195010 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309195010 +0000" stop="20260309200123 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194703 +0000" stop="20260307201316 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decorating Dave's Office - S11E21</title>
    <desc>David isn't exactly thrilled with the idea of June decorating his legal office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307201316 +0000" stop="20260307203818 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Publicity for the Fraternity - S11E22</title>
    <desc>Accidental publicity stunts make Rick and his frat brother's instant celebrities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307203818 +0000" stop="20260307210435 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Women's Club Bazaar - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Results are bizarre when Harriet and Clara draft their husbands to help put on a bazaar for their women's club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210435 +0000" stop="20260307213055 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Law Office - S11E24</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260307213055 +0000" stop="20260307215703 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave and the Fraternity Lease - S11E25</title>
    <desc>Ricky's fraternity brothers seek David's legal advice when their landlady decides to rent the building to a sorority instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215703 +0000" stop="20260307222327 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>June Music Festival - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Ricky hosts a musical festival that includes his own band with David interviewing the guests backstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222327 +0000" stop="20260307224942 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Torn Dress - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Ricky desperately wants to impress a pretty coed but keeps failing miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224942 +0000" stop="20260307231659 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Agent - S12E02</title>
    <desc>After receiving some strange messages and observing her husband's strange behavior, June concludes that David is working undercover for the FBI.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307231659 +0000" stop="20260307234314 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie, Joe, and the Fashion Models - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe go fishing and complications develop in the form of two fashion models.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234314 +0000" stop="20260308000916 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Wedding Ring - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Newly married Ricky forgets to wear his wedding ring on campus and gets asked to a sorority dance by a pretty girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308000916 +0000" stop="20260308003514 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Wally in Shape - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Wally tries to get into shape but his ego expands along with his biceps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308003514 +0000" stop="20260308010128 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Moose - S12E06</title>
    <desc>Ricky's frat and a rival frat have a bet regarding possession of a blue moose trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010128 +0000" stop="20260308012725 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Takes a Client to Dinner - S12E07</title>
    <desc>David takes a client to dinner at a restaurant while back at home June has already prepared a meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012725 +0000" stop="20260308015421 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally's Pen-Pal - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Wally's penpal arrives in town desperate to meet him but it turns out the picture he sent her was not of himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015421 +0000" stop="20260308022019 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lawyers' Convention - S12E09</title>
    <desc>David can't afford to take June with him to a lawyers' convention until the rest of the Nelsons pitch into help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022019 +0000" stop="20260308024621 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Watchers - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Harriet and Clara aren't exactly thrilled when they're chosen to safeguard the proceeds of their women's club's charity bazaar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024621 +0000" stop="20260308031221 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>June is Always Late - S12E11</title>
    <desc>June's penchant for being late may cause trouble for David who has a dinner date with a client who's always punctual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308031221 +0000" stop="20260308033820 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie's Hidden Trophy - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe are supposed to collect articles for a rummage sale but they palm the task off to others and go bowling instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033820 +0000" stop="20260308040422 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Makes a Loan - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is forced by Wally to make a business loan using Fraternity Treasury Funds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040422 +0000" stop="20260308043039 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David and the Mermaid - S12E14</title>
    <desc>David must escort a girl to a dance who is wearing a mermaid costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043039 +0000" stop="20260308045638 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Swami - S12E15</title>
    <desc>Ozzie disguises himself as a swami fortune teller at a University Woman's Club function.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045638 +0000" stop="20260308052254 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Together with the Boys - S12E16</title>
    <desc>Ozzie, David, and Rick try to convince their wives to let them go fishing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308052254 +0000" stop="20260308055009 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Wedding Picture - S12E17</title>
    <desc>Kris is upset because there were no wedding pictures taken of the cake cutting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055009 +0000" stop="20260308061608 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wife in the Office - S12E18</title>
    <desc>David needs to find an easy way to tell June that he doesn't want her to be his secretary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061608 +0000" stop="20260308064212 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dean's Birthday - S12E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky and Wally thow a surprise birthday party for the college dean of students in hopes of getting him to rescind his ban on fraternity dances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308064212 +0000" stop="20260308070809 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uniforms - S12E20</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe decide to impress their wives by wearing their old service uniforms to an Armed Services dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308070809 +0000" stop="20260308073415 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally's TV Set - S12E21</title>
    <desc>Wally installs his television set in Ricky's house but then he stays and stays and stays.....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308073415 +0000" stop="20260308080032 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayride - S12E22</title>
    <desc>Harriet and Clara plan a romantic hayride with their husbands but it conflicts with their poker game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080032 +0000" stop="20260308082646 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick, the Law Clerk - S12E23</title>
    <desc>Rick gets hired as a law clerk at David's firm when the work starts piling up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308082646 +0000" stop="20260308085403 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick is Late for Dinner - S12E24</title>
    <desc>Rick fills in for pal Wally at the malt shop unaware that Kris is preparing a special meal at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085403 +0000" stop="20260308092020 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter About Harriet - S12E25</title>
    <desc>Harriet and Clara get their husbands to enter a newspaper contest entitled "Why I Love My Wife."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092020 +0000" stop="20260308094637 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and the Girl Across the Hall - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Rick's casual comment about a girl who works across the hall from him arouses Kris's curiosity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094637 +0000" stop="20260308101255 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Old Printing Press - S13E02</title>
    <desc>When Ozzie gives Ricky's old printing press to some neighborhood children they use it to publish a gossip sheet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101255 +0000" stop="20260308103856 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Study System - S13E03</title>
    <desc>Wally devises a study system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103856 +0000" stop="20260308110458 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and Kris Go to the Mountains - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Kris wants to spend a romantic weekend in the mountains with Ricky but he wants to play poker with his frat brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110458 +0000" stop="20260308113100 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter of Recommendation - S13E05</title>
    <desc>Wally asks David to write him a letter of recommendation for a job but David can't think of anything good to say.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308113100 +0000" stop="20260308115705 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kris Goes to College - S13E06</title>
    <desc>Kris decides to join Ricky at college so they'll have more time together but she eventually becomes a nuisance to his balancing a job and classes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308115705 +0000" stop="20260308122305 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pennies - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood kids entrust Ozzie with their jar of pennies but he decides to borrow it for an evening of poker unaware that the jar contains a valuable coin collection.</desc>
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    <title>Kris Plays Cupid - S13E11</title>
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    <title>A Helpless Female - S13E12</title>
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    <title>The Exotic Housemother - S13E13</title>
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    <title>Chess Set - S13E14</title>
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    <title>The Cafe Caper - S13E15</title>
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    <title>The Petition - S13E16</title>
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    <title>Dave, the Fraternity Advisor - S13E17</title>
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    <title>The Big Dog - S13E19</title>
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    <title>The Trunk - S13E20</title>
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    <title>Breakfast for Harriet - S13E23</title>
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    <title>The Desk Photo - S13E24</title>
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    <title>The Early Rush Party - S13E25</title>
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    <title>A Painting from the Past - S13E26</title>
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    <title>A Bedtime Story - S13E09</title>
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    <title>The Tangled Web - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is on the spot when Clara introduces him as Joe to a visiting friend.</desc>
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    <title>A Rose a Day - S14E02</title>
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    <title>Kris and the Queen - S14E03</title>
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    <title>The Prowler - S14E05</title>
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    <title>The Nelsons Revisited - S14E06</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers throw a party in Ozzie and Harriet's honor.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Passage - S14E07</title>
    <desc>Rick and his fraternity brothers use a secret tunnel in a scheme to retaliate against the Betas, who stole their blue moose head.</desc>
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    <title>Wally, the Author - S14E08</title>
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    <title>A Message from Kris - S14E09</title>
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    <title>Flying Down to Lunch - S14E10</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe impulsively accept an invitation to have lunch in Mexico City. Will they be able to make it home in time to make a planned dinner date with their wives?</desc>
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    <title>The Equestrians - S14E11</title>
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    <title>Dave, the Worrier - S14E12</title>
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    <title>Ghost Town - S14E13</title>
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    <title>David Picks a Pie - S14E14</title>
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    <title>Kris, the Little Helper - S14E15</title>
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    <title>Sheik of Araby - S14E16</title>
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    <title>Wally's Traffic Ticket - S14E17</title>
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    <title>An Honor for Ozzie - S14E18</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood Tigers Club gets Ozzie an unusual gift of appreciation.</desc>
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    <title>Ozzie a Go Go - S14E20</title>
    <desc>The Nelsons and Randolphs pay a visit to a dance club.</desc>
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    <title>The Trip Trap - S14E21</title>
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    <title>Waiting for Joe - S14E22</title>
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    <title>Rick's Assistant - S14E23</title>
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    <title>Dave's Other Office - S14E24</title>
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    <title>Ozzie the Babysitter - S14E25</title>
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    <title>The Game Room - S14E26</title>
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    <title>Helpful June - S14E04</title>
    <desc>June decides to help David in his law office by becoming his unofficial private eye.</desc>
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    <title>The Rivals - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Poet - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Pills - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Fall Guy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to teach David how to be more self-reliant.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Riviera Ballet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie buys a pair of tickets to the ballet for the policemen's charity drive as a surprise for Harriet. But when she seems unenthusiastic about the show, Ozzie gives the tickets to Thorny, who believes that the show will feature women in bathing suits along the Riviera. Little does he know that the details are correct except that the show takes place in the 1870's.</desc>
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    <title>David, the Babysitter - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Ricky Goes to a Dance - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Day After Thanksgiving - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Nelson's have Thanksgiving dinner at the home of Harriet's aunt, and the next day Ozzie is going crazy trying to get leftover turkey.</desc>
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    <title>Thorny's Gift - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ozzie buys Thorny a lighter for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Harriet's Hairdo - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Harriet decides to try a new hair style but it doesn't go over well with the Nelson men.</desc>
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    <title>The Boys' Christmas Money - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to go to work to earn extra money for Christmas shopping.</desc>
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    <title>Late Christmas Gift - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and David are recipients of belated Christmas gifts from Grandma Nelson.</desc>
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    <title>The Newspaper Write-Up - S01E14</title>
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    <title>The Basketball Players - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Nelsons take on the neighboring Thornberrys on the hoops court.</desc>
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    <title>Stop Worrying - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ozzie's attempts to keep his family from dwelling on every day worries slowly backfire on him.</desc>
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    <title>The Tuba Incident - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet differ over an incident in the newspaper concerning a husband and wife who are divorcing over his enjoyment of playing the tuba.</desc>
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    <title>Rover Boys - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Separate Rooms - S01E19</title>
    <desc>After years of bunking together, David and Ricky finally get their own separate rooms in the Nelson household.</desc>
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    <title>The Valentine Show - S01E20</title>
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    <title>The Traffic Signal - S01E21</title>
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    <title>The Dental Receptionist - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ozzie soon regrets a flirtatious moment shared with his dentist's new southern belle receptionist.</desc>
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    <title>The Speech - S01E23</title>
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    <title>The Safe Crackers - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While in Herb Dunkle's empty office, Ozzie teaches Ricky how to crack a safe.</desc>
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    <title>Brother Beesley's Philosophy - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Andy Beesley gives Ozzie a new outlook to enjoy life while you can which soon backfires on Ozzie.</desc>
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    <title>The Bowling Alley - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie feigns an illness just to get out of bringing Harriet to the emporium. But Thorny convinces him that they should go bowling since they are giving away a case of Ginger Ale for the high scorer. Just after finishing up, Thorny spots Harriet at the alleys, as the boys make a quick exit. Their secret would be safe except for the case of pop which shows up to their home the next day. Ozzie confesses the story to everyone, including Harriet, who doesn't have the heart to admit she bowled a few games too and the high score may be hers.</desc>
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    <title>The Orchid and the Violet - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Ozzie heads down to the florist in dirty clothes after having played baseball with the boys. He traditionally sends a bunch of violets to Harriet on this day. But when the florist sees Ozzie's clothes and he has to scrap up enough change for the cheap violets, he decides to do a good deed and send the more expensive orchids in it's place. Harriet is surprised by the gift and so is Ozzie when he sees the flowers are orchids. He believes they were sent by his old rival, Cranston Poole, a wealthy playboy type.</desc>
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    <title>The Pancake Mix - S01E28</title>
    <desc>While eating breakfast, Ricky notices the box of pancake mix has a slogan which guaranteed "double your money back if you're not totally satisfied with this product," an idea which Ozzie believes someone should challenge just to teach the company a lesson. Ricky becomes that very person and is visited by the company representatives who want to try a new recipe with the pancakes to see how he likes them now. The cakes are topped with chocolate syrup, bananas, peaches, whipped cream and more....</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
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    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308012214 +0000" stop="20260308014550 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308032014 +0000" stop="20260308034350 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308045438 +0000" stop="20260308051816 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308051816 +0000" stop="20260308054152 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054152 +0000" stop="20260308060528 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308065248 +0000" stop="20260308071624 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308102506 +0000" stop="20260308104840 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308104840 +0000" stop="20260308111214 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113548 +0000" stop="20260308115922 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115922 +0000" stop="20260308122256 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124630 +0000" stop="20260308131004 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131004 +0000" stop="20260308133338 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308144420 +0000" stop="20260308150754 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308153128 +0000" stop="20260308155502 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308161836 +0000" stop="20260308164210 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308164210 +0000" stop="20260308170544 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308170544 +0000" stop="20260308172918 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308172918 +0000" stop="20260308175252 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
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    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020416 +0000" stop="20260309022740 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309022740 +0000" stop="20260309025104 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309025104 +0000" stop="20260309031428 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031428 +0000" stop="20260309033752 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033752 +0000" stop="20260309040116 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309194350 +0000" stop="20260309200724 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
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    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
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    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
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    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
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    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
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    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
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    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
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    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
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    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
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    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
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    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308012526 +0000" stop="20260308015133 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
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    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
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    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
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    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
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    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
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    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
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    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
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    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
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    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
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    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
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    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
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    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
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    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
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    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
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    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105741 +0000" stop="20260308112337 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308112337 +0000" stop="20260308114914 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114914 +0000" stop="20260308121341 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121341 +0000" stop="20260308123843 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123843 +0000" stop="20260308130412 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130412 +0000" stop="20260308132938 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308132938 +0000" stop="20260308135437 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308135437 +0000" stop="20260308142007 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142007 +0000" stop="20260308144536 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144536 +0000" stop="20260308151101 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151101 +0000" stop="20260308153605 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153605 +0000" stop="20260308160136 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160136 +0000" stop="20260308162632 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162632 +0000" stop="20260308165219 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165219 +0000" stop="20260308171746 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171746 +0000" stop="20260308174335 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308174335 +0000" stop="20260308180848 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180848 +0000" stop="20260308183318 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183318 +0000" stop="20260308185820 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185820 +0000" stop="20260308192403 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192403 +0000" stop="20260308194952 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194952 +0000" stop="20260308201610 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201610 +0000" stop="20260308204223 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308204223 +0000" stop="20260308210839 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210839 +0000" stop="20260308213457 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213457 +0000" stop="20260308220113 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308220113 +0000" stop="20260308222730 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308222730 +0000" stop="20260308225343 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308225343 +0000" stop="20260308232004 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232004 +0000" stop="20260308234619 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308234619 +0000" stop="20260309001233 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001233 +0000" stop="20260309003849 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309003849 +0000" stop="20260309010505 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010505 +0000" stop="20260309013122 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013122 +0000" stop="20260309015739 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309015739 +0000" stop="20260309022303 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022303 +0000" stop="20260309024921 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024921 +0000" stop="20260309031537 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031537 +0000" stop="20260309034154 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034154 +0000" stop="20260309040810 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040810 +0000" stop="20260309043425 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043425 +0000" stop="20260309050040 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050040 +0000" stop="20260309052656 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052656 +0000" stop="20260309055311 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055311 +0000" stop="20260309061928 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061928 +0000" stop="20260309064543 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309064543 +0000" stop="20260309071102 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309071102 +0000" stop="20260309073710 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073710 +0000" stop="20260309080320 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080320 +0000" stop="20260309082927 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082927 +0000" stop="20260309085538 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085538 +0000" stop="20260309092145 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092145 +0000" stop="20260309094753 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094753 +0000" stop="20260309101403 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101403 +0000" stop="20260309104012 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104012 +0000" stop="20260309110620 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309110620 +0000" stop="20260309113226 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113226 +0000" stop="20260309115835 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115835 +0000" stop="20260309122443 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122443 +0000" stop="20260309125048 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125048 +0000" stop="20260309131656 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131656 +0000" stop="20260309134303 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134303 +0000" stop="20260309140912 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140912 +0000" stop="20260309143522 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143522 +0000" stop="20260309150127 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150127 +0000" stop="20260309152737 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152737 +0000" stop="20260309155349 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155349 +0000" stop="20260309161956 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161956 +0000" stop="20260309164608 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309164608 +0000" stop="20260309171217 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309171217 +0000" stop="20260309173825 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309173825 +0000" stop="20260309180435 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309180435 +0000" stop="20260309183040 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309183040 +0000" stop="20260309185647 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309185647 +0000" stop="20260309192255 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309192255 +0000" stop="20260309194901 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309194901 +0000" stop="20260309201504 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195626 +0000" stop="20260307202054 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202054 +0000" stop="20260307204629 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204629 +0000" stop="20260307211203 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307211203 +0000" stop="20260307213523 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213523 +0000" stop="20260307215928 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215928 +0000" stop="20260307222432 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222432 +0000" stop="20260307224811 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224811 +0000" stop="20260307231243 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307231243 +0000" stop="20260307233621 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233621 +0000" stop="20260307235955 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307235955 +0000" stop="20260308001219 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001219 +0000" stop="20260308001535 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001535 +0000" stop="20260308001945 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001945 +0000" stop="20260308002249 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002249 +0000" stop="20260308002712 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002712 +0000" stop="20260308003238 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308003238 +0000" stop="20260308005706 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005706 +0000" stop="20260308012241 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012241 +0000" stop="20260308014815 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014815 +0000" stop="20260308021134 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021134 +0000" stop="20260308023540 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308023540 +0000" stop="20260308030044 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030044 +0000" stop="20260308032423 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308032423 +0000" stop="20260308034854 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034854 +0000" stop="20260308041233 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041233 +0000" stop="20260308043606 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043606 +0000" stop="20260308044831 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044831 +0000" stop="20260308045146 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045146 +0000" stop="20260308045557 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045557 +0000" stop="20260308045901 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045901 +0000" stop="20260308050324 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050324 +0000" stop="20260308050849 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050849 +0000" stop="20260308053318 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308053318 +0000" stop="20260308055852 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055852 +0000" stop="20260308062427 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062427 +0000" stop="20260308064746 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308064746 +0000" stop="20260308071152 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071152 +0000" stop="20260308073656 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308073656 +0000" stop="20260308080035 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080035 +0000" stop="20260308082506 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308082506 +0000" stop="20260308084845 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084845 +0000" stop="20260308091218 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308091218 +0000" stop="20260308092443 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092443 +0000" stop="20260308092758 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092758 +0000" stop="20260308093208 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093208 +0000" stop="20260308093512 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093512 +0000" stop="20260308093935 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093935 +0000" stop="20260308094501 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094501 +0000" stop="20260308100929 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308100929 +0000" stop="20260308103504 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103504 +0000" stop="20260308110039 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110039 +0000" stop="20260308112358 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112358 +0000" stop="20260308114804 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114804 +0000" stop="20260308121308 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121308 +0000" stop="20260308123646 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123646 +0000" stop="20260308130118 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130118 +0000" stop="20260308132457 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308132457 +0000" stop="20260308134830 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134830 +0000" stop="20260308140054 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140054 +0000" stop="20260308140410 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140410 +0000" stop="20260308140820 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140820 +0000" stop="20260308141124 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141124 +0000" stop="20260308141547 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141547 +0000" stop="20260308142113 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142113 +0000" stop="20260308144541 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144541 +0000" stop="20260308151116 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151116 +0000" stop="20260308153650 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153650 +0000" stop="20260308160010 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160010 +0000" stop="20260308162415 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162415 +0000" stop="20260308164919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164919 +0000" stop="20260308171258 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171258 +0000" stop="20260308173730 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173730 +0000" stop="20260308180108 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180108 +0000" stop="20260308182442 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182442 +0000" stop="20260308183706 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183706 +0000" stop="20260308184022 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184022 +0000" stop="20260308184432 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184432 +0000" stop="20260308184736 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184736 +0000" stop="20260308185159 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185159 +0000" stop="20260308185725 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185725 +0000" stop="20260308192153 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192153 +0000" stop="20260308194728 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194728 +0000" stop="20260308201302 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201302 +0000" stop="20260308203621 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203621 +0000" stop="20260308210027 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210027 +0000" stop="20260308212531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212531 +0000" stop="20260308214910 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308214910 +0000" stop="20260308221341 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308221341 +0000" stop="20260308223720 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308223720 +0000" stop="20260308230053 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308230053 +0000" stop="20260308231318 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308231318 +0000" stop="20260308231633 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308231633 +0000" stop="20260308232044 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232044 +0000" stop="20260308232348 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232348 +0000" stop="20260308232811 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232811 +0000" stop="20260308233336 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233336 +0000" stop="20260308235805 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235805 +0000" stop="20260309002339 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002339 +0000" stop="20260309004914 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309004914 +0000" stop="20260309011233 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011233 +0000" stop="20260309013639 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013639 +0000" stop="20260309020143 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309020143 +0000" stop="20260309022522 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022522 +0000" stop="20260309024953 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024953 +0000" stop="20260309031332 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031332 +0000" stop="20260309033705 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309033705 +0000" stop="20260309034930 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034930 +0000" stop="20260309035245 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035245 +0000" stop="20260309035655 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035655 +0000" stop="20260309035959 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035959 +0000" stop="20260309040422 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040422 +0000" stop="20260309040948 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040948 +0000" stop="20260309043416 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043416 +0000" stop="20260309045951 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045951 +0000" stop="20260309052526 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052526 +0000" stop="20260309054845 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054845 +0000" stop="20260309061251 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061251 +0000" stop="20260309063755 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063755 +0000" stop="20260309070133 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070133 +0000" stop="20260309072605 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072605 +0000" stop="20260309074944 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309074944 +0000" stop="20260309081317 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081317 +0000" stop="20260309082541 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082541 +0000" stop="20260309082857 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082857 +0000" stop="20260309083307 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083307 +0000" stop="20260309083611 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083611 +0000" stop="20260309084034 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084034 +0000" stop="20260309084600 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084600 +0000" stop="20260309091028 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309091028 +0000" stop="20260309093603 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309093603 +0000" stop="20260309100137 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100137 +0000" stop="20260309102457 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102457 +0000" stop="20260309104902 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104902 +0000" stop="20260309111406 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309111406 +0000" stop="20260309113745 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113745 +0000" stop="20260309120217 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120217 +0000" stop="20260309122555 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122555 +0000" stop="20260309124929 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309124929 +0000" stop="20260309130153 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130153 +0000" stop="20260309130509 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130509 +0000" stop="20260309130919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130919 +0000" stop="20260309131223 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131223 +0000" stop="20260309131646 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131646 +0000" stop="20260309132212 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132212 +0000" stop="20260309134640 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134640 +0000" stop="20260309141214 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141214 +0000" stop="20260309143749 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143749 +0000" stop="20260309150108 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150108 +0000" stop="20260309152514 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152514 +0000" stop="20260309155018 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155018 +0000" stop="20260309161357 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161357 +0000" stop="20260309163828 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309163828 +0000" stop="20260309170207 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309170207 +0000" stop="20260309172540 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309172540 +0000" stop="20260309173805 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309173805 +0000" stop="20260309174120 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174120 +0000" stop="20260309174531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174531 +0000" stop="20260309174835 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174835 +0000" stop="20260309175258 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309175258 +0000" stop="20260309175823 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309175823 +0000" stop="20260309182252 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309182252 +0000" stop="20260309184826 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309184826 +0000" stop="20260309191401 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309191401 +0000" stop="20260309193720 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193720 +0000" stop="20260309200126 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307191801 +0000" stop="20260307200314 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307200314 +0000" stop="20260307204539 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204539 +0000" stop="20260307212606 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307212606 +0000" stop="20260307220717 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220717 +0000" stop="20260307225047 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225047 +0000" stop="20260307232810 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232810 +0000" stop="20260308001415 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001415 +0000" stop="20260308005928 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005928 +0000" stop="20260308014154 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014154 +0000" stop="20260308022221 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
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    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
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    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308122902 +0000" stop="20260308131134 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308151940 +0000" stop="20260308160213 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160213 +0000" stop="20260308164442 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164442 +0000" stop="20260308172614 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308172614 +0000" stop="20260308180747 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308180747 +0000" stop="20260308184920 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308201224 +0000" stop="20260308205357 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308205357 +0000" stop="20260308213529 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308213529 +0000" stop="20260308220417 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220417 +0000" stop="20260308224548 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308224548 +0000" stop="20260308232720 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308232720 +0000" stop="20260309000851 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309000851 +0000" stop="20260309005024 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005024 +0000" stop="20260309013155 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013155 +0000" stop="20260309021327 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021327 +0000" stop="20260309025458 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025458 +0000" stop="20260309033629 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033629 +0000" stop="20260309041800 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309041800 +0000" stop="20260309045931 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045931 +0000" stop="20260309054304 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054304 +0000" stop="20260309062536 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309062536 +0000" stop="20260309070909 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309070909 +0000" stop="20260309075140 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309075140 +0000" stop="20260309083412 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309083412 +0000" stop="20260309091645 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309091645 +0000" stop="20260309095944 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309095944 +0000" stop="20260309104217 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309104217 +0000" stop="20260309112450 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309112450 +0000" stop="20260309120719 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309120719 +0000" stop="20260309124851 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124851 +0000" stop="20260309133025 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133025 +0000" stop="20260309141157 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309141157 +0000" stop="20260309145329 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309145329 +0000" stop="20260309153502 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309153502 +0000" stop="20260309161634 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309161634 +0000" stop="20260309165807 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309165807 +0000" stop="20260309172655 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309172655 +0000" stop="20260309180826 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309180826 +0000" stop="20260309184957 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309184957 +0000" stop="20260309193128 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193128 +0000" stop="20260309201301 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307195634 +0000" stop="20260307204246 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being captured and sentenced to die, Jo's only hope for survival lies with a Soviet defector.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204246 +0000" stop="20260307212852 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town for Hire - S04E03</title>
    <desc>St. John is following Jo in a bi-plane as she tries out a new navigation device in a helicopter over an area of wilderness, when her helicopter is suddenly struck from the ground by a laser-beam that sends her chopper crashing down. St. John's plane is also hit, but he manages to land in the nearby town of Santa Mira before he looses consciousness. Waking up the next day in the local hospital, he is infuriated that nobody seems to believe his story and is out looking for Jo. But when he arrives at the crash-site, there is no sign of the crash ever happened, and as St. John tries to find out what is going on, he finds that the small boom town is held in some kind of grip of fear...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212852 +0000" stop="20260307221428 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former female employee of the Company, who has suffered mental trauma after a Company mission went wrong, insists that she is seeing strange lights and hearing unexplained noises in the middle of the night, over her remote home and the nearby Indian burial ground in the rural town of Devil’s Ridge. Jason sends St. John and Mike to investigate, and they are just as sceptical as everyone else, putting it down to her mental troubles, but the source of the disturbances is actually a stolen super-helicopter – a third version of Airwolf called “The Scorpion” – is hidden in the area, waiting to be picked up by KGB agents...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307221428 +0000" stop="20260307230029 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windows - S04E05</title>
    <desc>St. John and crew are under a deadline to recover a piece of stolen satellite hardware which is needed for an upcoming space shuttle flight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307230029 +0000" stop="20260307234626 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of Cake - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The grandfather of one of four juvenile delinquents Jo and Mike have taken camping plans on killing the rest of the camping party in order to regain custody of his grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307234626 +0000" stop="20260308003240 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathtrain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Locke does not get along with the Russian agent he has been assigned to work with to guard a train full of nerve gas that is to be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308003240 +0000" stop="20260308011847 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308011847 +0000" stop="20260308020448 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308020448 +0000" stop="20260308025046 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (2) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308025046 +0000" stop="20260308033649 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Troupe - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is assigned to guard the daughter of an Interpol agent who is marked for death by terrorists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308033649 +0000" stop="20260308042253 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Virus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team tracks down the source of a genetically engineered virus that has claimed the life of one of St. John's friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042253 +0000" stop="20260308050856 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Warrior - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A security leak is blamed on Locke when his behavior changes as a result of seeing a friend killed on a mission behind the Iron Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308050856 +0000" stop="20260308055500 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Japanese Kamikaze pilot who survived being shot down by St. John's father during WWII plans on restoring his honor by killing St. John and destroying a nuclear power plant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308055500 +0000" stop="20260308064059 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers of the Mountain - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A jet manufacturer sabotages his own plane that St. John is test piloting rather than let St. John reveal its inferior construction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308064059 +0000" stop="20260308072702 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent in to stop a group that has taken control of ten Soviet and ten American nuclear missile silos and threatens to set them off unless everyone agrees to total nuclear disarmament.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308072702 +0000" stop="20260308081230 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Double - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the wife of an East German double agent! pilot he had been impersonating are kidnapped at an air show in Paris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308081230 +0000" stop="20260308085832 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Warning - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A banana republic dictator takes St. John and the family of one of St. John's friends- who had discovered that the dictator was skimming American aid- hostage on a remote island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308085832 +0000" stop="20260308094436 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden One - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jo is lured to Afghanistan by an old boyfriend who has sold her as a bride to a rebel leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308094436 +0000" stop="20260308103039 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppet Master - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Locke's girlfriend is given a behavior implant module which forces her to turn Locke over to a lady scientist who uses the same procedure on Locke in order to gain control of Airwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103039 +0000" stop="20260308111644 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malduke - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent to stop a man who has hijacked a Japanese freighter carrying nuclear waste. The man plans to blackmail the nations of the Earth into guaranteeing all diseased persons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111644 +0000" stop="20260308120245 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy Chain - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team travels around the world as they put an opium ring run by St. John's former commander out of business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308120245 +0000" stop="20260308124848 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Home - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jo's ailing father aids the Airwolf team in recovering radioactive material stolen by a group of Neo-Nazi 5.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124848 +0000" stop="20260308133448 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Paradise - S04E24</title>
    <desc>John comes to the aid of an old flame whose husband was killed by drug dealers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308133448 +0000" stop="20260308151235 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Hawke (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While demonstrating the capabilities of the new prototype supercopter codenamed 'Airwolf', Dr. Charles Moffet goes rogue, steals the chopper and kills almost all of the observers. At least one man -- Michael Coldsmith Briggs III survives. Briggs, codenamed 'Archangel' is the head of a covert organization called 'The Firm' and Archangel calls upon the one man in the world he knows that can retrieve the copter. The problem is Stringfellow Hawke is not only a loner, but a recluse as well. The amount of money the Firm is willing to pay for Airwolf's recovery is irrelevant. Hawke wants just one thing - the safe return of his brother, Saint John, who was captured during the Vietnam war and is evidently a POW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151235 +0000" stop="20260308160153 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Gone a Hunt'n - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dom must stop a suspected traitor from turning an advanced military fighter over to the Russians in exchange for his son who was born in Vietnam. Things get complicated, though, when Hawke realizes that he was also involved with the boy's mother during roughly the same era as the child's birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160153 +0000" stop="20260308164800 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite of the Jackal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An ambitious executive at the Firm makes a subversive play for Archangel's job. A bomb is planted aboard a vintage helicopter owned by Dominic Santini and he's forced to crash land. When Hawke and Archangel go hunting for Dom, Airwolf is ambushed and shot down. The two must convince a group of locals to help them repair their damaged tail rotor. Complicating matters on Dom's end, he must contend with a stowaway aboard his chopper -- a young girl searching for her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164800 +0000" stop="20260308173718 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof Through the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Russian mole discovers that scientists in the U.S.S.R. have developed a lethal serum that instantly kills anyone exposed to it. He steals a vial of the serum and contacts his friend Archangel for help in escaping the country with his family. Archangel dispatches Hawke and Santini for the rescue effort, but Airwolf can't handle that much passenger weight -- unless all her armaments are stripped leaving the supercopter defenseless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173718 +0000" stop="20260308182635 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way Express - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A movie producer hires Santini Air for a dangerous stunt involving the landing of a helicopter onto the roof of a moving semi. Dom and String nearly come to blows, however, when String tries to convince Dom that his reaction time might not be up to snuff for this particular action sequence. Things get even more dicey when it appears that the production might just be an elaborate cover for a high-stakes gold heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308182635 +0000" stop="20260308191551 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes from the Past - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hawke meets a mercenary who claims to have information regarding his missing brother. When they part company, Hawke loses consciousness in his helicopter and crashes. When he comes to, he finds himself in a hospital. The medical staff inform him that he has been in a coma for the better part of a year. His friends, Archangel and Dom, were killed on a POW camp raid, but in the process, their heroism helped rescue Hawke's brother Saint John. Believing that his "mission" is over, Hawke reveals the location of Airwolf to his captors, then discovers that it has all been an elaborate ruse and he has inadvertantly turned over the super copter to a group of foreign conspirators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308191551 +0000" stop="20260308200501 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Like a Dove - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An Israeli war crimes hunter is killed by a suspected Nazi named Hans Daubert in France. His daughter vows revenge and seeks the help of String and Dom, along with Airwolf, to bring him to justice. Complicating matters is Archangel's involvement with Daubert who is a known arms dealer selling to the powers that he chooses to in order to influence political outcomes in the world -- and Archangel is his supplier!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308200501 +0000" stop="20260308205419 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Over Miami - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Santini makes an unauthorized flight to Cuba in order to rescue two political prisoners who are being ransomed for $2 million. However, while there, the exchange site is attacked and the ransom money is stolen. While flying back to the mainland, Santini is forced to crash land back on Cuba and Hawke must brave a hurricane in Airwolf to rescue his friend. When String and Dom are reunited, the pair must negotiate with a band of freedom fighters who raised the capital to ransom their compadres and are not convinced of Santini's innocence in the theft of the funds. To make matters more interesting, Archangel is supplying weapons to a paramilitary band that just may have had a hand in stealing the ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205419 +0000" stop="20260308214335 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And They Are Us - S01E10</title>
    <desc>North and South Limbawe are in conflict over oil and a despotic General plans to overthrow his own government in South Limbawe and attacks his neighbors to the North. String and Dom are sent by Archangel to aid North Limbawe and it's leader, Seku Logana, but Logana has his own prejudices about receiving aid for his cause. Also in the mix is an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's, Marty Vidor, who is working as a mercenary for South Limbawe, and Hawke is hesitant to take him on since Vidor just may know the location of the missing Saint John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308214335 +0000" stop="20260308223253 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind of the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Robert Winchester is a brilliant researcher and a former test pilot who helped design Airwolf. Now, he's asking for Hawke's help in test flying a simulator that he's designed to enable the Firm to train future test pilots to fly Airwolf. Reluctantly, Hawke agrees, but determines that the simulator's "feel" is a little off. Archangel convinces Hawke to let Winchester hook up the real Airwolf to his computers in order to get a more realistic demonstration. This allows Winchester to engage in a little friendly flying competition with Hawke but it also allows the Russians to nearly get their hands on the high tech super copter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223253 +0000" stop="20260308232210 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Snare a Wolf - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archangel warns String about a zealous government bureaucrat named D.G. Bogard who will stop at nothing until he finds Airwolf. Dom and Hawke take time out from shooting a military training film to hide Airwolf in a different location before it can be discovered, but Bogard catches on to their ruse and tracks Hawke back to the new hideaway. To complicate things, an eager pilot tails Dom and Hawke in an effort to convince Santini that she deserves a job working for his company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308232210 +0000" stop="20260309001028 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Britches - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's is shot in the desert when trying to escape a corrupt Sheriff, Hawke gets a call from an inmate who had been in jail with the man to aleart him of the escape, and flies with Dominic in Airwolf to Pope County, Texas, to investigate. There, Hawke meets Highway Patrol Deputy Caitlin O'Shannessy, who had a run in with Sheriff Bogard prior to the killing; but Hawke's appearance on the scene sees him arrested by Bogard and released on a private game reserve, where gun-happy sportsmen pay big money to hunt big game – and Hawke is the latest bait...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001028 +0000" stop="20260309005848 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firestorm - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a friend of Dominic's, was once a pilot until a air crash in which his passengers were killed, causing him to lose his nerve and turn to drink as a result. Living alone in his trailer in the desert, Eddie's alcohol problem has recently become even worse after supposedly seeing lights in the sky in the middle of the night. Though trying to help his friend, Dominic is as skeptical as everyone else, blaming the sightings on Eddie's drunken state, until one night he sees the lights too... The next morning, Hawke arrives to find that the pair of them have vanished, and in searching for them, stumbles upon a fanatical militarist's organization, who is planning to launch his own nuclear missile against Russia...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005848 +0000" stop="20260309014709 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moffett's Ghost - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the midst of it's key part in delivering and collecting a leading American scientist to top secret sanctions aimed at cooling international tensions with Russians, Airwolf develops a seeming computer virus in it's systems, which periodically takes pilot control and makes it a potential killing machine in the air. The systems have been taken over buy a "time-bomb" left by the chopper's evil creator, Dr. Moffett, who has programmed it to begin the deadly behaviour if not given it a recognition code by him at that time.    Hawke and Dominic must decide whether to let the Firm scientists try and work on the machine - risking having them snatching it back away from them - or to find another way to try and cure The Lady before completing their part in the sanctions, knowing that if they fail to completely cure it, they jeopardise not only international relations, but potentially hundreds of lives...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014709 +0000" stop="20260309023528 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Holly - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Hawke rescues Dominic's niece Holly from a mobster's compound in Mexico, strange things start happening at Santini Air. At first, Hawke and Dominic assume that the mobster is trying to scare the girl, but, especially when Hawke turns down Holly's advances of romance, the incidents get worse... Meanwhile, Caitlin O'Shannessy arrives fresh from her escapade with Hawke against the corrupt Police of Pope County, and looks for work at Santini Air. He close relationship with Hawke somehow seems to fuel the incidents...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309023528 +0000" stop="20260309032345 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Santini Air is hired for a 30 day period by agents on behalf of a industrial millionaire, to be on stand-by to pilot the man on an important journey when called upon. Dominic is excited at the prospect of the high-paying job, but Hawke is more sceptical and intends to find out just why they've been given the contract. But unbeknown to any of them, Caitlin's new boyfriend is plotting to assassinate the millionaire; and matters are not helped any by some malfunctions that Airwolf is suffering...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309032345 +0000" stop="20260309041213 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Past - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dominic is distraught to hear that his daughter Sally-Anne - whom Hawke never even knew existed - has been found dead on the beach after over-dosing, in the Caribbean Island of San Remo, where Dom himself was born. Detouring in their way to a top-secret Airwolf mission for the Firm, Hawke flies Dominic to the island to attend the funeral, only for it to end in an argument with his bitter ex-wife Lila.    Returning from their mission, they hear that Lila was murdered the previous night, and Dominic is arrested as the prime suspect. When Archangel is ordered not to allow Firm involvement as not to risk uncovering the secret mission, Hawke heads to the luxurious San Remo to investigate the murder for himself, and finds the island is living in the shadow of a new gambling casino, run by a very shady character with great influence in the area...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309041213 +0000" stop="20260309050036 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel (a.k.a. Angel of Mercy) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>String must add Caitlin to the Airwolf crew, in order to rescue Archangel from behind enemy lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309050036 +0000" stop="20260309054855 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HX 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When new hi-tech attack chopper HX1 is stolen by an elite group of mercenaries, the tactics used fits those that Hawke's MIA brother St. John was trained in, and Hawke is certain that his brother may somehow be involved. Dominic begs him to leave well alone, but Hawke is adamant, and with Archangel insisting that if it cant be retrieved, the Firm will blow HX1 and anyone flying it out of the sky, Hawke goes back into his past and some of the people he knows from it, to desperately try and get a lead on the group and mercenaries and possibly St. John... But the HX1 is so powerful, it may even be able to blow Airwolf out of the sky...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054855 +0000" stop="20260309063716 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight #093 Is Missing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Caitlin is a passenger on board a plane which Airwolf is sent to search for after the plane is hijacked and forced down at sea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063716 +0000" stop="20260309072506 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309072506 +0000" stop="20260309081323 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081323 +0000" stop="20260309090141 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309090141 +0000" stop="20260309095002 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew decides to help a group of Vietnamese farmers get their crop to market, after a warlord threatens their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309095002 +0000" stop="20260309103811 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn at the End of the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pilot who escaped from terrorists who stole an experimental aircraft guidance computer leads the Airwolf team to the remote community where the terrorists are holed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103811 +0000" stop="20260309112622 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santini's Millions - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dom inherits from the estate of a millionaire  whom he had earlier rescued from a plane crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112622 +0000" stop="20260309121430 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Yesterday - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is drawn into fighting a Banana Republic coup when they set out to rescue their latest team member, "Doc", who has been kidnapped to treat the nation's leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309121430 +0000" stop="20260309130242 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew befriend a runaway looking for revenge on the drug runners that murdered his uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130242 +0000" stop="20260309135047 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Sky - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While working on a music video, String helps a country singer whose manager plans to kill her in an effort to boost album sales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135047 +0000" stop="20260309143857 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dambreakers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>String and a reporter friend are taken hostage by terrorists who have taken over a Christian commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143857 +0000" stop="20260309152704 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Severance Pay - S02E20</title>
    <desc>String must bring in a disgruntled former Firm employee who's been denied his retirement benefits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152704 +0000" stop="20260309161513 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eruption - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After being forced down by a volcano eruption, String and Dom discover a mining town being run as a slave colony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161513 +0000" stop="20260309170325 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Walk to Freedom - S02E22</title>
    <desc>String is captured by Latin American revolutionaries while attempting to rescue American archaeological students trapped by a coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309170325 +0000" stop="20260309175132 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horn of Plenty - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hawke takes a seemingly luxurious Santini Air job, piloting and accompanying a beautiful, high-flying business woman for a few days, but ends up duped into being hypnotised in an elaborate plot by master criminal John Bradford Horn. Horn has desire to take over a small country as his own, and intends to have the hypnotised Hawke deliver Airwolf to him so he can use the chopper's fierce fire-power to succeed in his goal...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309175132 +0000" stop="20260309183936 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airwolf II - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hawke is at a friend's prestigious ceremony when Archangel pulls him out and accuses him of being involved in a robbery the previous night in which items that could be used by Airwolf were stolen by thieves in a helicopter matching the Santini Air chopper. But Archangel is suspended by the Firm, who've built a new model of Airwolf – Airwolf II, called 'Redwolf', and piloted by Harlan "Tex" Jenkins, who worked on the original Airwolf project and has always insisted that he, not Dr. Moffett, was the true creator. But things backfire for the Firm when Jenkins steals Airwolf II - and before he hands it over to the foreign agents he's in league with, he plans a showdown with his old rival – Stringfellow Hawke; a duel that brings Airwolf vs. Airwolf...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309183936 +0000" stop="20260309192741 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Child Shall Lead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>String is aided in the rescue of a kidnapped industrial designer by the man's autistic son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309192741 +0000" stop="20260309201545 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dominic arrive for a rendezvous with Archangel in the desert, only to find his jeep abandoned and no sign of him. The F.I.R.M., who have reason to believe that he has turned traitor, give him 48 hours to be found before they send in the Zebra squad – an assassination squad that take out suspected traitors. Dominic asks for the help of a reluctant psychic in finding Archangel's whereabouts, much to Hawke's scepticism. Archangel is actually being held by a rich crime baron who is determined to get his hands on "The Fortune Teller" – an in-flight device that out-guesses the opponent's next move - of which Archangel has been involved of the development...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194152 +0000" stop="20260307200534 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200534 +0000" stop="20260307202917 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202917 +0000" stop="20260307205259 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307205259 +0000" stop="20260307211641 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211641 +0000" stop="20260307214024 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214024 +0000" stop="20260307220406 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220406 +0000" stop="20260307222749 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307222749 +0000" stop="20260307225131 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Your Cares - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307225131 +0000" stop="20260307231514 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arm Users - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307231514 +0000" stop="20260307233856 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307233856 +0000" stop="20260308000239 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308000239 +0000" stop="20260308002621 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308002621 +0000" stop="20260308005004 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308005004 +0000" stop="20260308011346 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011346 +0000" stop="20260308013729 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013729 +0000" stop="20260308020111 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308020111 +0000" stop="20260308022453 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022453 +0000" stop="20260308024836 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024836 +0000" stop="20260308031218 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Danger Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308031218 +0000" stop="20260308033601 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308033601 +0000" stop="20260308035943 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308035943 +0000" stop="20260308042326 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042326 +0000" stop="20260308044708 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308044708 +0000" stop="20260308051051 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308051051 +0000" stop="20260308053433 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053433 +0000" stop="20260308055816 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308055816 +0000" stop="20260308062158 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308062158 +0000" stop="20260308064541 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308064541 +0000" stop="20260308070923 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070923 +0000" stop="20260308073306 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308073306 +0000" stop="20260308075648 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308075648 +0000" stop="20260308082030 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Your Cares - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308082030 +0000" stop="20260308084413 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arm Users - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308084413 +0000" stop="20260308090755 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308090755 +0000" stop="20260308093138 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308093138 +0000" stop="20260308095520 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308095520 +0000" stop="20260308101903 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308101903 +0000" stop="20260308104245 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308104245 +0000" stop="20260308110628 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308110628 +0000" stop="20260308113010 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113010 +0000" stop="20260308115353 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115353 +0000" stop="20260308121735 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308121735 +0000" stop="20260308124118 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Danger Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124118 +0000" stop="20260308130500 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308130500 +0000" stop="20260308132842 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132842 +0000" stop="20260308135225 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135225 +0000" stop="20260308141607 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308141607 +0000" stop="20260308143950 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308143950 +0000" stop="20260308150332 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308150332 +0000" stop="20260308152715 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308152715 +0000" stop="20260308155057 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308155057 +0000" stop="20260308161440 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308161440 +0000" stop="20260308163822 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308163822 +0000" stop="20260308170205 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308170205 +0000" stop="20260308172547 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308172547 +0000" stop="20260308174930 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Your Cares - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308174930 +0000" stop="20260308181312 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arm Users - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308181312 +0000" stop="20260308183654 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308183654 +0000" stop="20260308190037 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308190037 +0000" stop="20260308192419 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308192419 +0000" stop="20260308194802 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308194802 +0000" stop="20260308201144 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308201144 +0000" stop="20260308203527 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308203527 +0000" stop="20260308205909 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308205909 +0000" stop="20260308212252 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308212252 +0000" stop="20260308214634 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308214634 +0000" stop="20260308221017 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Danger Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308221017 +0000" stop="20260308223359 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223359 +0000" stop="20260308225742 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225742 +0000" stop="20260308232124 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308234506 +0000" stop="20260309000849 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309000849 +0000" stop="20260309003231 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309003231 +0000" stop="20260309005614 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005614 +0000" stop="20260309011956 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309011956 +0000" stop="20260309014339 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309014339 +0000" stop="20260309020721 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020721 +0000" stop="20260309023104 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309023104 +0000" stop="20260309025446 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025446 +0000" stop="20260309031829 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Your Cares - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031829 +0000" stop="20260309034211 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arm Users - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309034211 +0000" stop="20260309040554 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309040554 +0000" stop="20260309042936 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309042936 +0000" stop="20260309045319 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045319 +0000" stop="20260309051701 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309051701 +0000" stop="20260309054043 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054043 +0000" stop="20260309060426 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309060426 +0000" stop="20260309062808 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309062808 +0000" stop="20260309065151 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309065151 +0000" stop="20260309071533 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071533 +0000" stop="20260309073916 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Danger Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309073916 +0000" stop="20260309080258 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309080258 +0000" stop="20260309082641 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309082641 +0000" stop="20260309085023 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309085023 +0000" stop="20260309091406 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309091406 +0000" stop="20260309093748 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309093748 +0000" stop="20260309100131 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309100131 +0000" stop="20260309102513 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309102513 +0000" stop="20260309104855 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309104855 +0000" stop="20260309111238 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309111238 +0000" stop="20260309113620 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309113620 +0000" stop="20260309120003 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309120003 +0000" stop="20260309122345 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309122345 +0000" stop="20260309124728 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Your Cares - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124728 +0000" stop="20260309131110 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arm Users - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309131110 +0000" stop="20260309133453 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133453 +0000" stop="20260309135835 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309135835 +0000" stop="20260309142218 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309142218 +0000" stop="20260309144600 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309144600 +0000" stop="20260309150943 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309150943 +0000" stop="20260309153325 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309153325 +0000" stop="20260309155707 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309155707 +0000" stop="20260309162050 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309162050 +0000" stop="20260309164432 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309164432 +0000" stop="20260309170815 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Danger Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309170815 +0000" stop="20260309173157 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309173157 +0000" stop="20260309175540 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175540 +0000" stop="20260309181922 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181922 +0000" stop="20260309184305 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309184305 +0000" stop="20260309190647 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190647 +0000" stop="20260309193030 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Carnage - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193030 +0000" stop="20260309195412 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309195412 +0000" stop="20260309201755 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200006 +0000" stop="20260307202156 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307202156 +0000" stop="20260307204341 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204341 +0000" stop="20260307210536 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307210536 +0000" stop="20260307212721 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212721 +0000" stop="20260307214906 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214906 +0000" stop="20260307221055 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307221055 +0000" stop="20260307223330 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307223330 +0000" stop="20260307225520 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225520 +0000" stop="20260307231705 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307231705 +0000" stop="20260307233846 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308050909 +0000" stop="20260308053055 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053055 +0000" stop="20260308055243 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308080421 +0000" stop="20260308082608 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309000711 +0000" stop="20260309002855 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Hair Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alexa's plan to hide her cancer from her classmates and start high school like everyone else is totally doable ... until she starts losing her hair.</desc>
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    <title>Wigs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The girls come up with a colorful solution to keep Alexa's diagnosis under wraps. But Dave's having trouble adjusting to his daughter's new look.</desc>
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    <title>Basketball - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Ungroundable - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Picture Day - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Secret Sleepover - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Winter Formal (1) - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Winter Formal (2) - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Second First Day - S02E01</title>
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    <title>ChoreCats - S02E02</title>
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    <title>#GWENCAS - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Going Out of My Head Over You - S01E20</title>
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    <title>It's Not Easy Being Green - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Gambler - S01E23</title>
    <desc>ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.</desc>
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    <title>Weird Science - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>La Cucaracha - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions</desc>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.</desc>
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    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
    <desc>ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan's Island) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.</desc>
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    <title>Take a Look at Me Now - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.</desc>
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    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
    <desc>ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Pretty Woman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Something's Wrong with Me - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (1) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (1) - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.</desc>
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    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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    <title>Movin' Out - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>Tequila - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Family - S02E25</title>
    <desc>ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S03E01</title>
    <desc>ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.</desc>
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    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Promises, Promises - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Changes - S03E09</title>
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    <title>My Back Pages - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.</desc>
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    <title>Alone Again, Naturally - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Suspicious Minds - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Baby Love - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S03E20</title>
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    <title>A Dark Turn - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney begins to question where Vaughn's allegiances lie when she learns through CIA Agent Yeager that he is under investigation by the Agency. Meanwhile Irina and a crucial Rambaldi manuscript are used as bait to try to catch Sloane, and Sydney welcomes Dixon to the CIA.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308001817 +0000" stop="20260308010042 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Takes Time - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney faces off with her mother, while Emily must decide whether to side with her husband or betray him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308010042 +0000" stop="20260308014302 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endgame - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sydney defies her father in her attempt to rescue a kidnapped scientist, while Sloane, seeking revenge, becomes more dangerous than ever. Meanwhile, Francie manipulates an unsuspecting Will for his agency connections.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308014302 +0000" stop="20260308022404 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A Rambaldi artifact prophesizes that an apocalyptic event will soon take place, and Dixon's grief leads Vaughn and agency psychologist Dr. Barnett to question his intentions, as his thirst for revenge on Sloane intensifies. Meanwhile Sloane receives a life-changing revelation from a mysterious monk in Nepal, Sydney and Dixon hunt for the killer who stole the heart from his victim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308022404 +0000" stop="20260308030713 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Double - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sydney begins to question Will's identity when he's arrested for espionage, under suspicion of being a double. Meanwhile Sark and Irina plot to recover the Rambaldi heart, and Sloane makes Jack a business proposal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030713 +0000" stop="20260308034922 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Telling - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Sydney finally confronts her mother, who reveals her true motivation. Sloane, for his part, begins to execute his new grand plan and Will struggles to figure out who's behind his set-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034922 +0000" stop="20260308043219 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney tries to piece together the last two years of her life and discovers the fates of her friends and family. She confronts Vaughn about his marriage and learns the shocking fates of Jack and Sloane. Meanwhile, she is granted temporary CIA clearance on a case that may help her regain her memory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308043219 +0000" stop="20260308051314 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Succession - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney's search for her past leads to a jailed Sark, but their Q&amp;A is cut short when he becomes the ransom for a pair of abducted CIA scientists, whose kidnappers may be tied to the murder of his father. Jack contacts an old friend of sorts for info on Sloane's new world-peace project, and Vaughn makes a decision about his future as an operative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051314 +0000" stop="20260308055441 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn are reunited again as a team to prevent Sark from destroying the nation's satellite communications system. Meanwhile, Jack must find a way to stop Marshall from uncovering the identity of a familiar murderer. Sydney accompanies Vaughn and Lauren as they meet with Sloane to ask for a favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055441 +0000" stop="20260308063751 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Missing Link - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney discovers a link to her missing two years in the form of Simon Walker, the dangerous and sexy leader of a group determined on retrieving deadly biological weapons. Meanwhile, Vaughn struggles with his own feelings of jealousy and longing while Sydney is on her mission, aware of the pressures his job is putting on his marriage to Lauren. Jack takes matters into his own hands to protect his daughter, purposefully revealing Sydney's deadly secret to Dixon in order to preserve her position inside the CIA.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308063751 +0000" stop="20260308072101 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repercussions - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Vaughn's life hangs in the balance, Lauren butts heads with Sydney after learning the part she played in his stabbing. Meanwhile, Sydney further questions Sloane's allegiances after he is kidnapped by Kazari Bomani, a kingpin in The Covenant; Jack's cover is jeopardized when he meets with Simon to dig up information on Sydney's missing two years; and Marshall is sent on his second mission with Sydney, posing as a high-stakes, southern gambler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308072101 +0000" stop="20260308080400 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nemesis - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney's emotions are turned inside-out when she comes face-to-face with Allison, Francie's doppelgänger, who was presumed dead but is now a key figure in The Covenant. Meanwhile Lauren's search for Lazarey's murderer leads her closer to discovering a connection to Sydney, and Sydney begrudgingly is assigned as Sloane's CIA handler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080400 +0000" stop="20260308084721 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prelude - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jack takes drastic measures to ensure that the NSC never finds out the truth about Sydney's murder of a Russian diplomat. But his actions place a heavy strain on Vaughn's marriage, as Lauren gets closer and closer to the truth about Sydney. Meanwhile, Sydney agrees to go on a mission with Sloane in order to thwart plans to obtain the operating system to a deadly weapon -- and she discovers an unlikely ally in the hunt for her missing two years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084721 +0000" stop="20260308092854 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Point - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Sydney is taken into custody by the NSC, Jack and Vaughn have no choice but to ally themselves with Sloane to rescue her. But with only hours to spare before she is forced to undergo a radical surgery to recover her memories, they must put togther an extraction team, headed by freelance operative Brill (Richard Roundtree, "Shaft"). Meanwhile, Lauren faces an impossible choice -- side with the NSC, who she wants to believe is doing the right thing, or with her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092854 +0000" stop="20260308101215 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conscious - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After making a shocking discovery in the desert, Sydney agrees to submit to an experimental procedure conducted by an eccentric doctor, designed to retrieve her lost memories. But while Jack and Vaughn look on, Sydney's mind proves surprisingly resistant to letting her remember her missing time -- and the process of recovering it could end up killing her. Meanwhile, Lauren makes a great sacrifice in order to make her alibi believable to Lindsey after breaking Sydney out of NSC custody, and Sloane finds himself boxed in by an unlikely enemy -- one who wants to see Sydney Bristow eliminated permanently</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101215 +0000" stop="20260308105510 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remnants - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The identity of the mysterious "St. Aidan" forces Sydney to pull a stunned Will out of witness protection. But the pursuit sends the two old friends on a collision course with Allison -- the woman who ruined both their lives. Meanwhile, a zealous Lindsey arrests Jack and Vaughn as conspirators in Sydney's escape from NSC custody, Sloane, still under pressure from Lindsey, puts a plan in motion to eliminate Sydney, and Dr. Brezzel has an unpleasant run-in with Sark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308105510 +0000" stop="20260308113829 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Disclosure - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney finally learns the shocking truth about her missing two years from an unlikely source.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113829 +0000" stop="20260308122139 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossings - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts a mysterious woman with ties to Irina to help him free Sydney and Vaughn, who have been captured and face a North Korean firing squad. But Jack is faced with a curious conundrum when the woman tells him that she will not put the rescue plan in motion until he fulfills a favor - assassinate Sloane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308122139 +0000" stop="20260308130458 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Six - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn are sent to retrieve the Doleac Agenda to gain an advantage over The Covenant. For this, Sydney and Weiss must convince rogue security systems designer Toni Cummings to help the CIA break into a Lethal Response System. Meanwhile, Sark approaches an unlikely ally to kill the Covenant's Cell leaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130458 +0000" stop="20260308134811 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blowback - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While trying to retrieve a bomb, Sydney and Vaughn are ambushed by unidentified assailants. Meanwhile, Lauren and Sark continue to solidify their new partnership, Sloane divulges a dark secret to Dr. Barnett and Marshall shows the strains of new fatherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308134811 +0000" stop="20260308143100 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Façade - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must convince bomb maker Daniel Ryan that they are part of The Covenant in order to find out where he has hidden one of his devices. But Sydney discovers that her ties to the bomber could lead him on a suicide mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308143100 +0000" stop="20260308151340 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney attempts to rescue Dixon's kids after they are kidnapped by Sark, Lauren's status as a double agent is put to the test when she learns that she has to work with her father, and Sloane is framed as a CIA mole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151340 +0000" stop="20260308155531 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frame - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must track Kazari Bomani down to get hold of a piece of the Rambaldi puzzle. Meanwhile, Jack reveals his suspicions to Senator Reed about his daughter Lauren's allegiances, and Vaughn decides what to do about his marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308155531 +0000" stop="20260308163744 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unveiled - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack warn a disbelieving Vaughn about their suspicions of Lauren being the CIA mole. Meanwhile, Bomani and Sark take possession of the Rambaldi machine, Sydney and Vaughn must stop a Covenant virus that's crippling medical facilities around the world, Sloane's secret is revealed to Jack, and Bomani begins to lose faith in Lauren's ability to carry out her Covenant missions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308163744 +0000" stop="20260308172054 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hourglass - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Lauren is working for the Covenant, Vaughn is told to keep up the façade of a happy marriage in order to keep tabs on his wife's activities. But he's in for a shock when he uncovers the truth about Lauren's mother, Olivia. Meanwhile, Jack refuses to help exonerate Sloane of his crimes and put in motion a stay of execution, and a monk discloses the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger" to Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308172054 +0000" stop="20260308180305 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger," Sydney and Jack seek the aid of Sloane, to track the "Passenger" down. Meanwhile, after learning a secret about his father from Thomas Brill, Vaughn is kidnapped and tortured by Lauren and Sark, who are about to track "The Passenger" down themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180305 +0000" stop="20260308184435 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>With the aid of Katya Derevko and CIA imprisoned security systems designer Toni Cummings, Sydney and Vaughn attempt to track down Sloane and Nadia. But Lauren and Sark are also in hot pursuit of them in order to uncover the secrets of Rambaldi. Meanwhile, Vaughn's obsession with tracking down Lauren is beginning to consume him, Sydney and Vaughn turn the tables on an old foe, and Katya expresses her attraction to Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184435 +0000" stop="20260308192653 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Lauren stages a stunning betrayal to steal classified materials from the CIA. Meanwhile, Vaughn comes face to face with his darkest demons in pursuit of his wife; Nadia must decide whether or not she can trust her father, Sloane, in the pursuit of Rambaldi's most priceless artifact; and Sydney receives a shattering revelation that will make her question everything - and everyone - she thought she could trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192653 +0000" stop="20260308201012 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney quits the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" alongside Dixon, Jack, Vaughn and... Sloane. Meanwhile, the truth Sydney found out in Wittenberg endangers her relationship with Jack, and eventually she reveals the awful truth to Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201012 +0000" stop="20260308205329 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney unwillingly teams up with her father to hunt down a modern-day samurai. Meanwhile, Nadia doesn't want to go back to the spy business, but is forced to when Sydney's life is jeopardized. Sydney finds out the reason behind Jack's misdeed and Nadia makes an unsettling promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205329 +0000" stop="20260308213409 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awful Truth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must seduce a murderous arms dealer in order to track down a stolen NSA code-breaker. Meanwhile, Vaughn fears for Weiss's life, and Sydney and Jack argue about telling Nadia the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213409 +0000" stop="20260308221438 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover to track down a deadly new bio-weapon. Meanwhile, Sydney is concerned about Vaughn not having yet put Lauren behind, and Nadia turns to a Jack to find out the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308221438 +0000" stop="20260308225559 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Liberty Village - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover as a married couple so as to find a weapon that could bring back the Dark Ages. However, the neighborhood they've infiltrated is not as charming as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308225559 +0000" stop="20260308233737 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life - and others next to her - into danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233737 +0000" stop="20260309001811 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While Sydney and Nadia argue about Nadia's acceptance of Sloane's fatherly concerns, Sloane worries about Nadia's well-being when she and Sydney go undercover as wealthy, irresponsible young heiresses to uncover the whereabouts of a deadly chemical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001811 +0000" stop="20260309010038 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sloane temporarily steps down as Director of his Task Force and gives Jack full authority over the next assignment, which involves Anna Espinosa, Sydney's old foe. However, Anna turns the tables on APO when she captures Nadia and forces Sydney to do her biddings. Sydney tells Nadia about the Rambaldi's prophecy which dictates that two sisters will fight and only one will survive. Meanwhile, Vaughn visits Sark and tries to trick him into helping them to catch Anna. In the end, one of the sisters is mortally wounded by Anna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010038 +0000" stop="20260309014036 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man of His Word - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While Nadia is in a coma, Sark is taken into APO and to help them infiltrate Cadmus Revolutionary Front and retrieve the bomb, but in return he demands to see Lauren's corpse and that Vaughn opens her coffin for him. Nadia may be the only person with the intel they need to intercept the bomb, so Jack is forced to prematurely wake Nadia from her coma, endangering her life, which doesn't please Sloane when he finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014036 +0000" stop="20260309022255 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Index - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dixon enlists Sydney to help him prove that Sloane is double-crossing the CIA and using APO to steel the Blackwell Index, a master blackmail list, and to reconstruct the Alliance. Sydney makes her way into Sloane's house so as to copy the encryption key from his secure phone and crack his calls. When Nadia finds her, she becomes disappointed in her sister. Meanwhile, Vaughn discovers something disturbing about his father when he visits his comatose uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022255 +0000" stop="20260309030418 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Home - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030418 +0000" stop="20260309034728 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orphan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Nadia puts her own life - as well Sydney's and Weiss's - in danger after failing to unveil her past through a dangerous criminal. Meanwhile, Vaughn finds a person who is somehow connected to his father and Nadia as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034728 +0000" stop="20260309043044 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a mission goes wrong, Sydney's is placed in danger and Marshall is the only one who can save her. Meanwhile, Dixon is exposed to a deadly pathogen released inside APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043044 +0000" stop="20260309051239 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightingale - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn risk their lives trying to find out the truth about Vaughn's father. Finally, we find out why Jack and Sloane seem to be conspiring together against Sydney and Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051239 +0000" stop="20260309055546 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora - S04E15</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to talk to Sydney, Katya Derevko deliberately poisons herself and is temporally taken out from her cell. Once Nadia tells her sister about this, Sydney visits her aunt to tell her to stay away from Nadia. However, Katya unsettles Sydney by telling her that someone framed her mother as a means of getting her killed. Sydney sets off in search of the truth behind this story. Meanwhile, Vaughn becomes a rogue agent by getting involved with the people who might know his father's whereabouts. In the end, he and Sydney find out that the man behind these two plots is no other than A. Sloane. However, things are not exactly as they seem to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055546 +0000" stop="20260309063741 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Mister Sloane - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn tell Jack about Sloane's alleged involvement in Vaughn's search for his father and Irina's contract on Sydney's life. After cornering Sloane, they both conclude that someone is framing him. The APO team set a trap to catch the fake A. Sloane, but they fail. Once they realize what "Arvin Clone" is after at, Sloane suggests to step down, temporarily. However, Sydney reluctantly convinces him to stay on the case, since he may the only person able to anticipate "Arvin Clone"'s next move. But Nadia fears that this pursue may revive her father's past obsession – Rambaldi.`</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063741 +0000" stop="20260309072005 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Conscience - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nadia's former caretaker, Sophia, has been severely beaten. She contacts Nadia and asks to meet her. Sloane is told by Sophia that she was beaten up, because someone is trying to track Nadia down, so he and Jack decide to tell their daughters the truth – Elena Derevko, the third and the most cruelest of the Derevko sisters, has been surveilling both Sydney and Nadia for a decade. Meanwhile, Jack's doctor advises him to tell Sydney about his illness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072005 +0000" stop="20260309080235 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirage - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Jack's illness has caused him to hallucinate about a cure. Sydney must recreate the time when Jack was working for the CIA and hid the only man who might be able to help him now. For this, Sydney must play her own mother. Meanwhile, Sophia moves in with Sydney and Nadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080235 +0000" stop="20260309084536 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams... - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The team captures the Sloane Imposter and questions him to find a rare Rambaldi orchid. The real Sloane must relive a painful memory in order to get the Imposter to reveal the orchid location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084536 +0000" stop="20260309092820 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Descent - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After a tactical group infiltrates the DSR and steals Rambaldi artifacts, CIA director Hayden Chase discovers that the alarms at the DSR were disabled from Nadia's computer, allowing the raid to happen, and shows up at the apartment to question her.  Soon Sloane and Jack arrive and suspect that Sophia, who had access to the computer while she was living with Syd and Nadia, is Elena Derevko.  They follow her trail to a dead Rambaldi follower, a stunning betrayal, and a presumed dead family member...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092820 +0000" stop="20260309101109 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rambaldi's catastrophic endgame begins to fall into place as a giant red ball version of the Circumference/Mueller device is found floating over a large city in Russia, driving the citizens mad with violence. After a wounded Dixon reveals that Irina is alive, Sydney, Nadia, and Jack set off to find her. It turns out that Irina had been captured, and then duplicated using Project Helix, in order to give the impression that she was dead. Sydney and Nadia discover Irina being held inside a camp in Tikal, safely in the clutches of Elena's private army. Irina had apparently been working to counter Elena's organization, the Covenant, and actually PREVENT the Rambaldi endgame. Irina is taken to APO and tells them of a page she destroyed, a page that was key to Rambaldi's endgame. Under torture, she finally broke and recreated it for Elena. After a short respite, Sydney, Vaughn, Jack, Nadia, and Irina board a plane parachute down, towards Elena, Sloane, the Circumference....and destiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101109 +0000" stop="20260309105407 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before the Flood - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack, Sydney, Irina, Vaughn and Nadia parachute into Sovogda. They're supposed to dismantle a giant red ball turning people into zombies. At APO, Marshall and Weiss use the Blackwell Index to blackmail the Russian minister into giving them the access codes to a Russian satellite, they discover that Elena is uplinking the satellite. A CIA agent, Brodien reminds them that the Rambaldi device is broadcasting a subaudible frequency that physiologically alters people who drink it and it is irreversible. Elena learns of the APO team's arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105407 +0000" stop="20260309113711 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophet Five - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After learning that the man she has known as Michael Vaughn is under investigation and suspected of being a double agent, Sydney begins to question whether their business and personal relationship over the years had all been a lie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113711 +0000" stop="20260309121945 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...1... - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Renée - a fugitive on the CIA's most wanted list -- to track down the murderer of a close friend before the killer can strike again. Meanwhile, Jack enlists a reluctant new agent, Thomas Grace (Balthazar Getty), and Weiss struggles to decide whether or not to accept a promotion that would force him to leave his colleagues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309121945 +0000" stop="20260309130252 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney is forced to partner on a mission with new APO agent Thomas Grace. They discover that Rachel Gibson -- a spy suspected of being involved in activities against the U.S. -- has something shockingly in common with Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130252 +0000" stop="20260309134538 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mockingbird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While Sloane awaits the outcome of his sentencing, Sydney's life is put in grave danger when Gordon Dean discovers that Rachel is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Out of the Box - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Joel Grey Saves the Day - S07E05</title>
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    <desc>Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Sees the Light - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.</desc>
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    <title>Vera the Virtuoso - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Faces the Music - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy, the Jailbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene and the Night Watchman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Dream Car - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.</desc>
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    <title>Come Back Little Sharples - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Torch - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S07E17</title>
    <desc>In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tommy Fouls Out - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>Vera on the Lam - S07E19</title>
    <desc>After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Cousin Wendy? - S07E20</title>
    <desc>To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sweet Erasable Mel - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308025850 +0000" stop="20260308032027 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Mel is Hogg-Tied - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit.  Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040343 +0000" stop="20260308042522 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Secret Lover - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042522 +0000" stop="20260308044700 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Gets Her Wings - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.</desc>
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    <title>Alice's Blind Date - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.</desc>
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    <title>It Had to Be Mel - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053014 +0000" stop="20260308055152 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera Gets Engaged - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Wedding - S08E08</title>
    <desc>After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot Wore Pink - S08E09</title>
    <desc>After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.</desc>
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    <title>'Tis the Season to Be Jealous - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Goes Overboard - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Tommy's home from college feeling down,due to bad grades &amp; a failed romance. Also,Mel gets a visit,his old Navy buddy Frank. Who ends up inspiring Tommy to consider a change,that Alice may not be crazy about.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Horse Thief - S08E12</title>
    <desc>No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Throws a Curve - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308080134 +0000" stop="20260308082313 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lies My Mother Told Me - S08E14</title>
    <desc>After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.</desc>
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    <title>Alice and the Devoted Dentist - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308084451 +0000" stop="20260308090629 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Hot Air Romance - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308090629 +0000" stop="20260308092808 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollars to Donuts - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner with Debbie - S08E18</title>
    <desc>By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308094946 +0000" stop="20260308101120 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Fine Feathered Friends - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308101120 +0000" stop="20260308103254 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene is Stuck on Mel - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103254 +0000" stop="20260308105432 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Spins His Wheels - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105432 +0000" stop="20260308111611 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be It Ever So Crowded - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111611 +0000" stop="20260308113728 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing Mister Stone - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113728 +0000" stop="20260308115906 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Sharples - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115906 +0000" stop="20260308122045 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big, Bad Mel - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308122045 +0000" stop="20260308124222 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Houseful of Hunnicutts - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124222 +0000" stop="20260308130400 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Lost Weekend - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover Mel - S09E06</title>
    <desc>At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132538 +0000" stop="20260308134717 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Footloose Mel - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134717 +0000" stop="20260308140856 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Anniversary Blues - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308140856 +0000" stop="20260308143723 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss the Grill Goodbye - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308143723 +0000" stop="20260308145902 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Nightbird - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308145902 +0000" stop="20260308152041 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1) - S09E11</title>
    <desc>A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308154219 +0000" stop="20260308160357 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Raided Debbie's - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308160357 +0000" stop="20260308162536 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One on One - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308162536 +0000" stop="20260308164630 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Grounded Gumshoe - S09E15</title>
    <desc>After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308164630 +0000" stop="20260308170752 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Th-th-th-that's All, Folks - S09E16</title>
    <desc>On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308170752 +0000" stop="20260308183529 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alice gets her hopes up to be a big star when a talent agent comes to town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308183529 +0000" stop="20260308200300 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Gets a Pass - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alice falls for an ex-football player, who is now an actor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308200300 +0000" stop="20260308210907 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of the Rock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Alice meets her late husband's beneficiary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308210907 +0000" stop="20260308220852 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay the Fifty Dollars - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alice is mistakenly picked up by the five-0 for prostitution when she is performing in a nightclub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220852 +0000" stop="20260308231115 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A sleepless night of obscene phone calls prompts Alice into considering packing a piece.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308231115 +0000" stop="20260309001055 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Review - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A famous food critic dies in Mel's Diner, which freaks out everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Sex Education - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aliec feels that Tommy is learning about sex too early when she finds a picture of a naked woman in Tommy's wallet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309011550 +0000" stop="20260309014124 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Daddy Dawson's Coming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Alice helps Flo get a man, the Man tries to help himself to Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Good Night Sweet Vera - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Alice and Flo try to keep Vera from O'Ding on sleeping pills.</desc>
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    <title>The Dilemma - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alice is proposed marriage from an old boyfriend from the old neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Who Killed Bugs Bunny? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alice is thrilled that Mel is taking Tommy camping, until she finds out that it involves hunting as well. Alice refuses to let Tommy go, but he runs away to go camping anyway. It isn't until he shoots an animal that he realizes that his mother was right all along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045424 +0000" stop="20260309055358 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother-in-Law (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rose Hyatt comes to visit Alice and Tommy, much to Alice's chagrin. And now she's talking about staying there....</desc>
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    <title>Mother-in-Law (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alice does all that she can to stop Rose from becoming a permanent Phoeniz resident.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Mortician - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vera's boyfriend might very well be a married man.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's in Love - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Mel falls in love with a young nature hiker from New Jersey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309091232 +0000" stop="20260309101242 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accident - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mel leaves Alice and Flo his car when he goes on a trip, but Flo gets it totaled in an accident that is spread out over several blocks. Will they fix it time before Mel gets back? Nope, Mel comes home early and finds out about his car from an angry Hispanic neighbor!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101242 +0000" stop="20260309103817 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Failure - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A robbery heist gets messed up when the cash register is stuck. The robber thinks he is a failure, but he gets a chance to redeem himself when he helps a lady deliver a baby in the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103817 +0000" stop="20260309110351 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hex - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A fake Gypsy is caught stealing the silverware by Alice, and she puts a curse on the gang.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309110351 +0000" stop="20260309112923 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pain of No Return - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alice might be in trouble with Uncle Sam when she learns that her recently deceased husband never paid his back taxes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309112923 +0000" stop="20260309115457 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Flo's trailer is stolen, and Alice has the heart to let her stay at her house for a spell. The spell is broken when Alice finds out that Flo is an all-out slob and have unwelcomed visitors (Flo's latest boyfriend, not roaches).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309115457 +0000" stop="20260309122004 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night to Remember - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Alice and Flo try to find Vera a man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309122004 +0000" stop="20260309124527 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cup - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alice unknowingly donates Mel's old Navy Trophy to a rummage sale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124527 +0000" stop="20260309131037 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bundle - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A Bag full of money is found in the diner, and Alice is the only one who wants to find the owner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131037 +0000" stop="20260309133612 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Happy Burger - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Alice gets her chance at stardom as a hamburger on a TV commercial for the diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133612 +0000" stop="20260309140136 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Time 'Round - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A suspected flasher and Flo's third ex-husband (Rod McCary) stir things up at Mel's Diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140136 +0000" stop="20260309142658 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Indian Taker - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A Native American who claims Mel's diner is built on sacred ground refuses to leave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309142658 +0000" stop="20260309145220 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>86 the Waitresses - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mel incites his waitresses to quit by giving a new waiter better wages than theirs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309145220 +0000" stop="20260309151754 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Belles - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The girls accept an invitation to visit a new singles bar.</desc>
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    <desc>Summer is ending and as the new school year is about to start, so is a new chapter. As the new QB coach at Crenshaw, Jordan is caught between being his players coach and their friend, which causes discord with his boss, Coach Bobby and his starting quarterback, Yasi. Meanwhile, Kingston's world is upended when he learns the secret that his parents, Cassius and Ava, have been keeping from him. Elsewhere, Khalil challenges the school system, Amina strives for more independence, and Coop and Layla struggle to find their footing in a new dynamic.</desc>
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    <title>Get By - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As Cassius and KJ navigate their first day at Beverly and South Crenshaw High, they struggle to find their way in unfamiliar surroundings. When Yasi antagonizes Khalil, Jordan steps in at Amina’s urging. Olivia comes to town to pay tribute to Coach Billy Baker, but when she seemingly keeps avoiding Layla, their friendship is tested. Elsewhere, Coop’s nerves take over on her first day of law.</desc>
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    <title>Ante Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When South Crenshaw's latest addition remains sidelined, Jordan and Coach Bobby clash over his next steps; the Eagles' devastating loss leads to finger-pointing from KJ. Cassius brings KJ to a South Crenshaw game.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S07E04</title>
    <desc>KJ, desperate to revive Beverly’s game, is conflicted between following the Baker playbook or making his own mark. Meanwhile, Layla takes a stand against controversial pop star Elle Grant which forces Coop to fight for a second chance, and Khalil faces his father who won’t let go of the past.</desc>
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    <title>I Got a Story to Tell - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Both Beverly and Crenshaw are on a hot streak in their respective games. Amina struggles with her decision to run for Stu-Co president when she discovers her campaign speech falls on a very difficult day. When Tori makes a pass at KJ, he finds his heart pulled in two directions. Khalil reckons with the conflict between his new life and his father's influence. Coop attends a law panel, and the professor's intentions might not be entirely professional. Cassius offers KJ fatherly advice. Finally, Amina catches KJ off guard with an interesting proposal.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Mack - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Khalil must choose between lying for his father and a better path for himself. Patience gets an opportunity that tests her relationship with Coop, and KJ's fake relationship with Amina draws Tori's interest. Jordan uses Grandpa Willie's party as an opportunity to further investigate his theory about Coach Bobby, and his plan has unintended consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Boom I Got Your Boyfriend - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Cassius struggles to come to terms with a hard truth, and Layla lends him an ear at her lounge. Amina throws a party to celebrate her Stu-Co win, but her fake relationship with KJ gets complicated when he brings Tori with him. Meanwhile, Khalil adjusts to his new living arrangements. Elsewhere, Coop and Patience find themselves at a crossroads, and they face their future head-on for the first time. Finally, Amina makes a confession to Khalil.</desc>
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    <title>Squabble Up - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It's homecoming weekend at South Crenshaw High. As part of a new tradition, Amina is named Ms. South Crenshaw, which brings up memories of her mother. Khalil prepares to play for the first time since making the football team.</desc>
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    <title>Shadowboxin' - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer James and Darnell Hayes return to town, organizing a spirited night out aimed at resolving the escalating rivalry between Cassius and Jordan - a tension that has started to affect Khalil and KJ. Meanwhile, Coop struggles with haunting memories from her past, finding comfort in Spencer's guidance. Later, Khailil gets support from Spencer, Jordan, and others. Finally, Cassius offers words of wisdom to Spencer on his next chapter.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Eagles are nearing a record as the last game of the season approaches. When Cassius decides to bench his starters, KJ fights for their right to play. Amina returns from Baltimore, and she's determined to save Khalil from the threats he's facing. Khalil finally turns to Coop for help. Elsewhere, Layla helps Breonna and Coop find their way. Meanwhile, KJ and Tori's relationship reaches a turning point, and Amina is surprised by Khalil's actions. Lastly, Cassius and KJ get an unexpected visit.</desc>
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    <title>No Role Modelz - S07E11</title>
    <desc>KJ grapples with a new discovery about the Jeremy family. He seeks comfort in Amina, who arranges a surprise visit from KJ's mother, Ava. Ava finally has answers to lingering questions in her marriage to Cassius. Meanwhile, Khalil gets an unexpected visit on his 18th birthday, and Amina has a tough choice to consider. Finally, a tragedy unearths secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Hate the Player - S07E12</title>
    <desc>As Jordan recovers from his attack, Olivia and Layla encourage him to confront Cassius, and he makes a pivotal choice. Coop and Layla help Khalil process his guilt, while Jordan questions their friendship. Also, KJ tries to make amends with Tori.</desc>
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    <title>Award Tour - S07E13</title>
    <desc>On the day of the South Crenshaw vs. Beverly game, KJ learns news that throws him off, and Cassius and Ava try to help. Meanwhile, Jordan is determined to return to the game despite outside concerns. Amina learns good news about her future, but she is unsure of what choice to make. Coop is ready for the next step with Breonna. Khalil gets support from an unlikely source. Lastly, KJ makes a bold declaration, and the game comes down to the wire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309000701 +0000" stop="20260309004926 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer James is a rising high school football player and an A student at South Crenshaw High who is recruited by Beverly High School’s football coach Billy Baker.  Spencer is conflicted on whether or not to move to Beverly High but Spencer’s mother, Grace, and his best friend, Coop, convince Spencer it’s an opportunity he has to seize.  When Spencer is forced to move in with Billy and his family, these two families and their vastly different worlds are drawn together.  They will discover that the differences that divide us on the surface hide a deeper connection – the complicated, imperfect humanity that unites us all.</desc>
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    <title>99 Problems - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to be all things, on and off the field, Spencer quickly discovers the rules he played by at Crenshaw no longer apply in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Coop is also forced to learn a new set of rules, with Spencer’s protective “Halo Effect” now gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309013152 +0000" stop="20260309021414 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>i - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Jordan spend an unexpected day together back in Crenshaw where our Beverly Hills golden boy, Jordan, gets his first taste of real life in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Billy struggles with his identity as a father as Olivia and Layla attempt to rekindle their friendship. And Coop faces her own truth, coming clean to her parents about being gay.</desc>
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    <title>Lose Yourself - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While riding the exhilarating wave of a three-game winning streak, Spencer becomes seduced by the Beverly Hills good life leading to an unexpected adventure with Asher. Meanwhile, Coop is also being seduced by a new way of life – gang life – and everything it offers her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025640 +0000" stop="20260309033902 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All We Got - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer’s worlds come together to celebrate his birthday in Beverly Hills. But mixing the dysfunctional families – with the dash of an unexpected guest – ends in disaster. Olivia and Jordan, on a mission to uncover a family secret, discover a missing link to their father’s past. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience struggle to define their blossoming romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033902 +0000" stop="20260309042126 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choice is Yours - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The return of Layla’s music mogul father gives Spencer the perfect opportunity to give back to Crenshaw and reunite with an increasingly distant Coop. But Coop’s deepening affiliation with Shawn’s gang threatens Spencer’s good intentions. Billy, Jordan and Asher take a journey to Malibu to scout their next big rival as tensions simmer between Jordan and Asher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309042126 +0000" stop="20260309050352 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At an explosive homecoming dance, friendships in both Crenshaw and Beverly will be put to the test when decisions made by Spencer trigger an avalanche that drastically changes the course of several lives.  Meanwhile, Billy finds himself forced to spend some quality time with Grace and defend his decision to marry outside of the culture.  Meanwhile, Coop realizes that getting Shawn out of gang life may come at a steep price for her.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly has their big Homecoming game and the pressure is on. Post-dance, Spencer is feeling the weight of the effects of his arrival at Beverly… as well as his departure from Crenshaw… and tries to set things right. Meanwhile, Billy tries to bring together his team for a win that will send them to the district play-offs for the first time since he became head coach… But Billy discovers doing what’s right and winning aren’t always the same thing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054618 +0000" stop="20260309062826 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Ya Head Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer should be on top of the world – his football team is headed to the playoffs and he can finally be with Layla – but he can’t shake a major tragedy that occurred causing him to question everything. Meanwhile, Coop learns some disturbing information about a friend and Jordan is worried about the results of a drug test that could end his football career for good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309062826 +0000" stop="20260309071052 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>m.A.A.d. city - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Coop gets more involved in gang life, her relationship with Patience is tested, while Spencer is determined to find a way to help his community stop the violence that keeps occurring. Jordan is developing a relationship with his grandfather, which brings up family issues for Billy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071052 +0000" stop="20260309075316 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Eyez on Me - S01E11</title>
    <desc>At a college recruiting event, Spencer’s former teammates from Crenshaw show up, which causes Spencer to lose focus. Olivia comes to Asher’s aid, while Jordan struggles with the opportunities that comes with being Billy Baker’s son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309075316 +0000" stop="20260309083527 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries not to repeat the mistakes of his past with his relationship with Layla and Olivia struggles with her sobriety. Billy reveals to Laura something he did to protect his family, while Coop has conflicted emotions about reuniting with her father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309083527 +0000" stop="20260309091739 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With playoffs and mid-terms looming, Spencer makes a few shocking discoveries about his father. Coop desperately wants to bring down her enemies, while Jordan makes a connection with his grandfather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309091739 +0000" stop="20260309100005 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regulate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer wants no part of his father’s return and Billy confronts him about their tumultuous past. Meanwhile, Layla forces Asher to re-evaluate his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309100005 +0000" stop="20260309104230 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Kept Secret - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns the real reason his father left when he was growing up and is devastated by the truth. Billy must deal with the repercussions of decisions he made in the past, while Coop tries to stop a plan she set in motion, with tragic consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104230 +0000" stop="20260309112455 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Championships - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spencer suffers a devastating setback and gets strength from an unlikely source. Billy, while focused on the championship game, realizes that he has to face some tough truths in order to get his family back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309112455 +0000" stop="20260309120721 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hussle &amp; Motivate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After winning the state championship, Spencer James faces a difficult decision that could transform his reputation. Billy realizes he needs to make some major changes to get his life back on track, while Grace and Corey have a tough conversation regarding their family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120721 +0000" stop="20260309124944 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak Ya Clout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer torn about where to play football, he is taken aback to learn who his Dad has added to the team. Jordan faces repercussions for not taking his upcoming football game seriously. Layla gets mad at Spencer after Olivia let it slip about his football plans.  Meanwhile, Coop has found her voice again through music, which may bridge the gap between her and her mom.</desc>
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    <title>Never No More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer gives his Dad an ultimatum about his new player, but after talking to Jordan, Spencer has a better understanding of what is really bothering him. After Coop shows off her rapping skills at school, she becomes more confident in her ability and decides to enter a freestyle battle. Olivia reluctantly joins the So Cal Muse group with Laura’s encouragement, but Olivia learns that this might help create her own identity. Meanwhile, Layla is still not acting like herself and Spencer grows concerned after what he sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309133210 +0000" stop="20260309141436 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Reminisce Over You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Spencer tries to talk to Layla about what is going on, things don’t work out quite as he hoped.  It’s Billy, Corey and Grace’s 25th high school reunion which brings up a lot of memories and unfinished business.  Laura becomes upset when she discovers Jordan has found a way around being grounded.  Meanwhile, Asher turns to Olivia for support when someone from his past wants to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141436 +0000" stop="20260309145701 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer and Olivia’s efforts to try to get help for Layla blow up in their faces, Layla pretends that everything is fine by throwing a birthday party for Olivia and Jordan.  With Spencer not in a good place after the news he receives about Corey, he is forced to have dinner with the biggest football booster, and it doesn’t go well. Coop is ready to start recording the music she wants but Preach pushes her to try something that isn’t her style. Meanwhile, Jordan finds himself in trouble and turns to his dad for help, leaving Billy to do what’s best for his family even though Laura doesn’t like it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309145701 +0000" stop="20260309153925 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Knock Life - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An exhibition 7-on-7 rematch of the Beverly Eagles vs. South Crenshaw creates tension for all the players, but especially when Darnell proposes a bet that Spencer can’t refuse. Jordan realizes that he needs help and turns to Billy and Laura for support. Olivia and Asher are trying to figure out what the future for them means. Meanwhile, Coop turns to Layla for help with her song and to get in good with Layla’s dad, but Coop isn’t prepared for what she hears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309153925 +0000" stop="20260309162151 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming Home - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Grace, Dillon and Darnell reeling from the news about why Corey may have left, they set out on a mission to find him. After locating Corey and trying to convince him to go home with them, the weekend turns out to be just what everyone needed. In an effort to keep fighting for the family to be whole again, Billy arranges for the family to meet with a family therapist and possibly help decide on the next step for them. During the session, the therapist gives Jordan and Olivia a separate assignment, which helps them learn more about each other than either knew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309162151 +0000" stop="20260309170416 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Goes On - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With everything going on Spencer can’t get excited about his football ranking and gets some guidance from Layla, who in turn realizes it might not be the best advice for anyone, including her. Jordan gets some more news he wasn’t expecting, and Laura makes a decision about where she and Billy stand. Meanwhile, Asher gets some clarity from his parents on what happened in the last year, which helps Olivia and Asher to figure out their own stuff, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309170416 +0000" stop="20260309174641 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Them Nights - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dillon is mad that Spencer hasn’t been around, so Spencer tries to make it up to him by having him help sell tickets for Coop’s show, but they find themselves confronted by the police instead. Elsewhere, Coop is shook when faced with Tyrone, but luckily she knows Preach is in her corner. Billy tries to force Jordan and Olivia to hang out with him and make memories, but all doesn’t go to plan, giving Olivia an idea on reporting injustices. Meanwhile, Layla bonds with a new friend who understands what she is going through, but she realizes that Spencer and Olivia are there for her, too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309174641 +0000" stop="20260309182907 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protect Ya Neck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Tyrone back on the streets, Spencer is being a little overly protective of Coop and Laura and finds himself in uncharted territory. Olivia is nervous about her upcoming SoLA Muse Cotillion and tries to lean on Asher, but he seems more focused on football than ever. Coop and Patience are trying to get back into a rhythm, but things get worse when Coop’s jealous streak comes out. Meanwhile, Jordan alerts Billy about what he sees on social media that makes Billy worry a little.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309182907 +0000" stop="20260309191133 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S02E11</title>
    <desc>With Spencer in bad shape, Grace, Billy, Laura, Olivia and Layla rush to his side. Knowing there is a big decision he needs to make, the community from both Crenshaw and Beverly Hills rally around him to show support. In the meantime, Spencer asks Coop to do him a favor, but somehow things go from bad to worse. Elsewhere, Jordan and his teammates step up to help Billy out while he is tending to other matters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309191133 +0000" stop="20260309195343 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Time Will Tell - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Billy and Grace are concerned that Spencer is going to push himself too hard before he is ready, which could make things worse for Spencer in the long run. Determined to secure their football future, Spencer, Darnell and Jordan decide to go on a college football visit, but Darnell's chance might be taken away by someone close to him. Asher's teammates and Olivia have been noticing a difference in Asher's performance and attitude on and off the field, leaving them to wonder why he is pushing himself so hard. Meanwhile, Layla thinks she knows what she wants to do with her future and needs Coop to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309195343 +0000" stop="20260309203608 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Peer Pressure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spencer is ready to get back to football in order to impress recruiters, but he must prove to Billy and Grace he is not pushing himself before he is ready. Layla is excited about her and Coop’s music, but Coop is distracted about what is going on in the streets. Olivia struggles in believing Asher and turns to Billy for help. Jordan does the right thing and steps up in a big way to help a friend. Meanwhile, as the District Attorney’s race is almost over, Laura tries not to get sidetracked by her opponents smear campaign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307192313 +0000" stop="20260307200504 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200504 +0000" stop="20260307204654 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204654 +0000" stop="20260307212856 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212856 +0000" stop="20260307221124 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307233616 +0000" stop="20260308001830 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308001830 +0000" stop="20260308010018 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010018 +0000" stop="20260308014205 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308063558 +0000" stop="20260308071820 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113257 +0000" stop="20260308121523 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308121523 +0000" stop="20260308125745 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125745 +0000" stop="20260308134009 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134009 +0000" stop="20260308142237 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308150502 +0000" stop="20260308154540 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308154540 +0000" stop="20260308162808 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308162808 +0000" stop="20260308171029 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308171029 +0000" stop="20260308175255 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308175255 +0000" stop="20260308183521 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308183521 +0000" stop="20260308191747 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308191747 +0000" stop="20260308200013 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308200013 +0000" stop="20260308204241 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308212509 +0000" stop="20260308220735 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220735 +0000" stop="20260308225000 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225000 +0000" stop="20260308233226 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308233226 +0000" stop="20260309001453 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005644 +0000" stop="20260309013834 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309013834 +0000" stop="20260309022036 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309022036 +0000" stop="20260309030303 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309051010 +0000" stop="20260309055158 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309055158 +0000" stop="20260309063345 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063345 +0000" stop="20260309071531 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309071531 +0000" stop="20260309075717 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309075717 +0000" stop="20260309083903 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309083903 +0000" stop="20260309092051 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092051 +0000" stop="20260309100302 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100302 +0000" stop="20260309104516 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104516 +0000" stop="20260309112737 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112737 +0000" stop="20260309121000 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309174925 +0000" stop="20260309183149 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183149 +0000" stop="20260309191416 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309195642 +0000" stop="20260309203720 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200514 +0000" stop="20260307204946 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204946 +0000" stop="20260307211318 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211318 +0000" stop="20260307213650 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307213650 +0000" stop="20260307220023 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220023 +0000" stop="20260307222356 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307222356 +0000" stop="20260307224727 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224727 +0000" stop="20260307231059 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307231059 +0000" stop="20260307233431 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233431 +0000" stop="20260307235802 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307235802 +0000" stop="20260308002134 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002134 +0000" stop="20260308004506 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004506 +0000" stop="20260308010838 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010838 +0000" stop="20260308013210 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013210 +0000" stop="20260308015543 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015543 +0000" stop="20260308021914 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308021914 +0000" stop="20260308024246 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024246 +0000" stop="20260308032817 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308032817 +0000" stop="20260308041349 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041349 +0000" stop="20260308043721 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043721 +0000" stop="20260308050053 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050053 +0000" stop="20260308052425 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308052425 +0000" stop="20260308054757 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054757 +0000" stop="20260308061129 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061129 +0000" stop="20260308063500 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063500 +0000" stop="20260308065832 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065832 +0000" stop="20260308072204 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072204 +0000" stop="20260308074535 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308074535 +0000" stop="20260308080907 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308080907 +0000" stop="20260308083237 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308083237 +0000" stop="20260308085609 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308085609 +0000" stop="20260308091940 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308091940 +0000" stop="20260308094312 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308094312 +0000" stop="20260308100644 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308100644 +0000" stop="20260308103016 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103016 +0000" stop="20260308105348 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105348 +0000" stop="20260308111719 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111719 +0000" stop="20260308114052 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114052 +0000" stop="20260308120425 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308120425 +0000" stop="20260308122758 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308122758 +0000" stop="20260308125131 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308125131 +0000" stop="20260308131504 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308131504 +0000" stop="20260308133837 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308133837 +0000" stop="20260308140210 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308190539 +0000" stop="20260308192911 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308192911 +0000" stop="20260308195244 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308195244 +0000" stop="20260308201615 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308201615 +0000" stop="20260308203947 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308203947 +0000" stop="20260308210319 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308210319 +0000" stop="20260308212650 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308215022 +0000" stop="20260308221354 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308221354 +0000" stop="20260308223726 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223726 +0000" stop="20260308230058 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230058 +0000" stop="20260308232431 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308232431 +0000" stop="20260308234802 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308234802 +0000" stop="20260309001134 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005705 +0000" stop="20260309014237 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309014237 +0000" stop="20260309020609 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020609 +0000" stop="20260309022941 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309022941 +0000" stop="20260309025313 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025313 +0000" stop="20260309031645 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031645 +0000" stop="20260309034017 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309034017 +0000" stop="20260309040349 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309042720 +0000" stop="20260309045052 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045052 +0000" stop="20260309051423 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309051423 +0000" stop="20260309053755 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309075904 +0000" stop="20260309082236 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309084607 +0000" stop="20260309090940 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309090940 +0000" stop="20260309093313 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309113058 +0000" stop="20260309115431 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115431 +0000" stop="20260309121804 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309121804 +0000" stop="20260309124137 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309124137 +0000" stop="20260309130510 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309130510 +0000" stop="20260309132842 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135214 +0000" stop="20260309141547 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141547 +0000" stop="20260309143919 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143919 +0000" stop="20260309150250 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053559 +0000" stop="20260308055925 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308163431 +0000" stop="20260308165811 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308165811 +0000" stop="20260308172152 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308172152 +0000" stop="20260308174532 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308180912 +0000" stop="20260308183252 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308183252 +0000" stop="20260308185626 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020037 +0000" stop="20260309022411 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309031119 +0000" stop="20260309033453 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309033453 +0000" stop="20260309035827 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309035827 +0000" stop="20260309042201 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309044535 +0000" stop="20260309050900 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309050900 +0000" stop="20260309053226 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309123426 +0000" stop="20260309125752 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Writes a Song - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Two black burglars hide in the Bunkers' house after robbing a jewelry store.</desc>
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    <title>Flashback: Mike Meets Archie - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On the Stivics' first anniversary, the family recalls the day Archie and Michael met.</desc>
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    <title>The Election Story - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria campaign for the liberal candidate in a local election, while Archie places himself in the opposing camp.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Accident - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A priest visits to reward Edith's honesty for leaving a note on his car after she accidentally dents it with a can of peaches.</desc>
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    <title>The Blockbuster - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An unscrupulous real-estate salesman tempts Archie to sell his house to a black family at an inflated price.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Problem - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike's nervousness over his grades renders him temporarily impotent.</desc>
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    <title>The Insurance Is Canceled - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Archie's insurance policy is canceled when his neighborhood is redlined as a bad risk.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Street - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Archie is the subject of a man-on-the-street interview scheduled to appear on the evening news.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Maude's Visit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the family is sick, so Edith calls Cousin Maude to help out.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Day at the Bunkers' - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Archie complains that he was passed over for a Christmas bonus.</desc>
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    <title>The Elevator Story - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Archie is stuck in an elevator with a pregant Puerto Rican and her husband, an aging hippie and a black businessman.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Problem - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the FBI - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's paranoia during a mysterious government investigation drives him to betray a long-standing friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Threat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The attractive young wife of Archie's old army buddy spends an eventful night at the Bunkers'.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel Steps Out - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Mike Comes into Money - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mike sparks a family feud when he donates to George McGovern's campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.</desc>
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    <desc>On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on the wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>The Locket - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Mike's Appendix - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Edith's Winning Ticket - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Oh Say Can You See - S03E16</title>
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    <desc>Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.</desc>
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    <title>Class Reunion - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to come to Edith's high-school reunion until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Watch - S03E19</title>
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    <title>Archie Is Branded - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Everybody Tells the Truth - S03E21</title>
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    <title>The Battle of the Month - S03E24</title>
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    <title>We're Having a Heat Wave - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Henry Jefferson joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic family from moving into the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Gambler - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Henry's Farewell - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Archie and the Computer - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Games Bunkers Play - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Edith's Conversion - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Archie in the Cellar - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life.</desc>
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    <title>Second Honeymoon - S04E12</title>
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    <title>The Taxi Caper - S04E13</title>
    <desc>An influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie from pressing charges against his son.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Is Cursed - S04E14</title>
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    <title>Edith's Christmas Story - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Et Tu, Archie - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Archie sabotages an old friend's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's Boyfriend - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Lionel's Engagement - S04E20</title>
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    <title>Archie Eats and Runs - S04E21</title>
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    <title>Gloria Sings the Blues - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Pay the Twenty Dollars - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Mike's Graduation - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Archie's spirit soars on Mike's graduation day, until he discovers that his meat-head son-in-law has accepted a fellowship and won't be moving out for another year.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel the Live-In - S05E05</title>
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    <title>George and Archie Make a Deal - S05E12</title>
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    <title>The Jeffersons Move Up - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Amelia's Divorce - S05E19</title>
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    <title>Mike Makes His Move - S05E24</title>
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    <title>The Very Moving Day - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Alone at Last - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie, the Donor - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Archie, the Hero - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Mike's Pains - S06E05</title>
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Cockroaches in Your Pants
Vital Information
Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
Musical Guest: Hoku ("Another Dumb Blonde")</desc>
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Stuart the Check-out Guy
Vital Information
Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
Baby Chat Introduction
Musical Guest - Mandy Moore ("Candy")</desc>
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    <title>Blaque - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Detective Dan: Detective Dan comes in. The cast thinks Josh is playing around, until Josh appears himself.
Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
Vital Information
Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
Musical Guest: Blaque ("Bring It All To Me")</desc>
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    <title>LFO - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Musical 
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Baby Chat
Toby Braun
Dr. Debbie Introduction
Musical Guest - LFO ("Girl on TV")</desc>
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    <desc>Leon - Half Rat, Half Boy!
Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
Vital Information
Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
Musical Guest - M2M ("Mirror, Mirror")</desc>
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    <title>Sammie - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Portal
Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
Vital Information
An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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    <title>N'Sync - S06E08</title>
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Detective Dan
Vital Information
Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
Musical Guest:N'Sync ("Bye, Bye, Bye")</desc>
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Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
Musical Guest: No Authority ("What I Wanna Do")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Leon for President
Agent Jimmy Bond
Vital Information
Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("Oops I Did It Again")</desc>
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    <title>Ideal - S06E11</title>
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Turbulent Airlines
Vital Information
An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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    <title>Tracie Spencer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Bionic Danny
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
Musical Guest: Tracie Spencer ("Still in My Heart")</desc>
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    <title>IMx - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Bad Hair Day
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie Muniz Finds The New Cast   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Toy ER   Vocabulary with Lisa   Rate the Pain   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Wake-Up Scene   Musical Guest: Aaron Carter ("Aaron's Party")</desc>
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    <title>Melissa Joan Hart / Usher - S07E02</title>
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    <title>P. Diddy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Wake Up Shane!   Coming at Ya!   Slumber Party   TR Yell   Wake Up Scene   Know Your Stars: Shane Lyons   Vocabulary With Lisa   Kid at the Principal's Office   Musical Guest: P. Diddy ("Dig In")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308211407 +0000" stop="20260308213826 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
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    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
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Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220247 +0000" stop="20260308222707 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308222707 +0000" stop="20260308225127 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308225127 +0000" stop="20260308231540 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308231540 +0000" stop="20260308234000 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308234000 +0000" stop="20260309000421 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309000421 +0000" stop="20260309002421 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309002421 +0000" stop="20260309002745 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309002745 +0000" stop="20260309004745 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309004745 +0000" stop="20260309010726 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010726 +0000" stop="20260309012748 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309012748 +0000" stop="20260309014745 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Carter / BBMak - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Shane Knows Nick Carter
Thelma Stump: Nick Carter
Wake up scene: Nick carter
Story time with the Ousbourne's
Know Your Stars: Jamie Spears
The Ousbourne's introduce "BBmak"
Musical guest: BBMak</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014745 +0000" stop="20260309020749 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears / Justincase - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room - A man named Pal delivered Crates of pickles and installed a cheese cannon to The cast of all that
Thelma Stump: Britney Spears runs into Thelma Stump while trying to get into the show.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars "Chelsea Brummet"
Marlee and Carlee introduce "Justincase"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020749 +0000" stop="20260309022749 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon / Orlando Jones / Monica - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Green Room - Soda Explosion
Thelma Stump - Nick Cannon
Rowdy Fans
Know Your Stars: Nick Cannon
Thelma Stump introduces "Monica"
Musical guest: Monica
Guest stars: Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones and Ashton Kutcher</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022749 +0000" stop="20260309024654 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avril Lavigne - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-A ham slapping contest
Sugar and Coffee
T.R YELL
Bucketman
Rowdy Fans
Advice from the old lady in Shane's mouth
Know your stars "Giovonnie Samuels"
Rowdy Fans introduce "Deborah Gibson"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024654 +0000" stop="20260309030511 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Green / No Secrets - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Greenroom: Jamie,Jack,Giovonnie Hop on Jamie's time travel couch
Bridgette's slumber party
Randy quench volunteer fireman
Advice From The old Lady in Shane's mouth
Rowdy Fans
Know your stars "Jack De Sena"
Bridgette introduces: No secrets
Musical guests: No Secrets
(Last Episode to feature Bryan Hearne)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030511 +0000" stop="20260309032509 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lillix - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Christina Kirkman - The other cast members welcome Christina to the cast, but when the Know Your Stars guy makes fun of her, Christina makes fun of him!
American Idiot
The Punchies
Tilt-A-Hurl
Christina Kirkman's first episode as a cast member.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309032509 +0000" stop="20260309033604 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany Snow / Wakefield - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260309033604 +0000" stop="20260309034511 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Lachey / Drake Bell - S09E12</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260309034511 +0000" stop="20260309040750 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1101 - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The new cast of All That prepares for their first show! The Jonas Brothers stop by Good Burger, Vital Information finds a new host, and Marie Kiddo helps decide what stuff kids should keep and what to DESTROY! Performance by The Jonas Brothers Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040750 +0000" stop="20260309042950 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1102 - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The cast scrambles to find the props they need for a sketch, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, Beyonce advertises her new store, and Long Coat plans a bank robbery. Musical Performance by Daddy Yankee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309042950 +0000" stop="20260309045150 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1103 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A button that appears out of nowhere tempts the cast. Simplicity, the easiest game show in the world, is played, Positive Poppi gives words of affirmation, and Coach Kreeton returns to Dullmont Jr. High to give a pep talk. Performance by Kane Brown</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045150 +0000" stop="20260309051320 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1104 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Wake up with Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Someone loses their phone at Good Burger. Prehistoric inventors try to sell their inventions in the Shark Cave. The Pranklers wreak havoc at the school cafeteria. Performance by Ally Brooke</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051320 +0000" stop="20260309053500 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1105 - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The casts of Henry Danger and All That meet. Brie gives beauty advice after going to the dentist, Ella Mai finds someone to haunt her house forever, and the Crack Your Phone store advertises their services. Performance By Ella Mai</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053500 +0000" stop="20260309055644 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1106 - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan Thompson returns with a special delivery for the All That cast. Marie Kiddo DESTROYS her principals office, a music video about what really happens on a sick day, and T@$#!eigh and Trad meet at the school dance. Performance by JoJo Siwa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055644 +0000" stop="20260309061844 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1107 - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Beyonce wanders into a classroom and everyone loses their minds, Detective Ann and Detective Dan crash a birthday party, Peyton Manning stops by Jay-Z Penny, and a music video about what to wear for the first day of school. Performance by Ciara</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061844 +0000" stop="20260309064044 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1108 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece tries to figure out who tickled her, Nathan cancels reboots, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. Performance by: HER Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309064044 +0000" stop="20260309070243 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1111 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Good Burger goes gluten free, Brie gives beauty advice after another trip to the dentist, Juice: n All That music video, and Darcy the cheerleader brings spirit to the school play. Performance by: Bryce Vine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070243 +0000" stop="20260309072423 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1110 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Marie Kiddo helps declutter a treehouse, Dracula reviews new technology with the Invisible Man, Nathan cancels trick or treating, a music video where kids convince their parents to get a dog, and girl scouts go camping. Performance by CNCO</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072423 +0000" stop="20260309074617 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1109 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>America’s Got Talent winner Darci Lynne Farmer and her puppet Petunia stop by the All That set, Pranklers are back wreaking havoc in the locker room, Lex finds out his pet’s thoughts, and Ariana reads us classic fairy tales. Jonas Brothers perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309074617 +0000" stop="20260309080818 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1112 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton stops by Beyonce's session to play the trumpet, Nathan cancels bounce houses, the Toilet Genie arrives to grant wishes, Ariana reads bed time stories, Detective Ann, Dan, and Stan investigate at a restaurant. Performer: Ty Dolla $ign</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080818 +0000" stop="20260309083101 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1113 - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Bed, Bath &amp; Beyonce returns with holiday home essentials, Tyga places an order at Coffee Coffee Coffee, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, and Nathan cancels the emoji with one eye closed and his tongue out. Performance by Tyga</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083101 +0000" stop="20260309085301 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1114 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The All That cast 3-D prints a new cast member, Tammy shares way too much information, contestants in a game show try to stay off their phones, and scientists recreating a T-Rex get a big surprise. Performance by AJ Mitchell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085301 +0000" stop="20260309091501 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1116 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Dancing With The Stars’ Witney Carson goes to Good Burger, T. Smith has an album preview, All That presents a new way to learn Spanish, and Nathan cancels gum. Performance by: The Melisizwe Brothers</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309091501 +0000" stop="20260309093701 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1115 - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Ms. Hushbaum celebrates her birthday in the library, Lex and Gaby have a text off, everyone’s favorite babies have their 8 month photoshoot, and Officer Smart joins the Star Crew as a calculations expert. Performance by: PUBLIC</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309112700 +0000" stop="20260309114859 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309114859 +0000" stop="20260309121159 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309123400 +0000" stop="20260309125600 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309125600 +0000" stop="20260309131800 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309131800 +0000" stop="20260309134001 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309134001 +0000" stop="20260309140201 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309140201 +0000" stop="20260309142410 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309142410 +0000" stop="20260309144653 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309144653 +0000" stop="20260309150936 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309150936 +0000" stop="20260309153220 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309153220 +0000" stop="20260309155500 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309155500 +0000" stop="20260309161744 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309161744 +0000" stop="20260309164055 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309164055 +0000" stop="20260309170328 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
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    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
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    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309174802 +0000" stop="20260309181014 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
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    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183231 +0000" stop="20260309185504 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
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    <title>Coolio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Psychic: Alisa's psychic tells her that something bad will happen on the show. /

Good Burger in Love: Ed falls in love with the new Good Burger trainee, Beth (Angelique) /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Prize Inside: A family returns home from a trip to the grocery store and starts unpacking the groceries. They keep finding prizes inside all of the food, including sunglasses in the mayonnaise and cash in the lettuce! /

An audience vendor interrupts a pirate sketch. /

Baggin' Saggin' Barry: Barry saves the trip to the tennis match by using his baggy pants. /

Musical Guest: Coolio - "Fantastic Voyage"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309191736 +0000" stop="20260309194011 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Picked Last: Josh is picked last to play basketball, after a baby, a stuffed cat, and even a tree. /

It's Superdude against Milkman in Milkman's Dairy Lair when he kidnaps Penny Lane (Angelique). /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

What's In the Box? - Contestants try to guess what item is in the box. The Host (Josh) ends up going crazy because of one contestant's (Lori Beth) crazy guesses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Two Girls (Angelique &amp; Alisa) go on a double date with two annoying losers (Kenan &amp; Josh). The girls go to bathroom and use any means necessary to get away from their dates such as trying to climb out the window, blowing up the wall, or even switching clothes with two boy scouts. /

Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real - "Candy Rain"</desc>
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    <title>Changing Faces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>*Green Room-The Tour: People get a tour of the All That set. /

Cooking with Randy &amp; Mandy:Randy And Mandy Are Joined By Chef Monique (Lori Beth). /

Schoolastic Snacks: A commercial advertising edible school supplies. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Arlene Loofa (Lori Beth) performs stand-up in Math Class. /

Cheese Police: The Cheese Police Chief (Kel) Tries To Stop A Student (Kenan) From Tourting Miss Fingerly, Principal Pimpell And More Students! /

More Arlene Loofa /

Musical Guest: Changing Faces - "Foolin' Around"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195733 +0000" stop="20260307204233 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204233 +0000" stop="20260307220032 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307220032 +0000" stop="20260307222158 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307222158 +0000" stop="20260307224252 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307224252 +0000" stop="20260307230440 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307230440 +0000" stop="20260307232631 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307234812 +0000" stop="20260308000912 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308000912 +0000" stop="20260308003100 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308003100 +0000" stop="20260308005134 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308005134 +0000" stop="20260308011319 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308011319 +0000" stop="20260308013507 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308013507 +0000" stop="20260308015627 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308015627 +0000" stop="20260308021817 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308021817 +0000" stop="20260308024007 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024007 +0000" stop="20260308030146 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030146 +0000" stop="20260308032341 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308034549 +0000" stop="20260308040737 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260308045945 +0000" stop="20260308051046 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260308051046 +0000" stop="20260308053846 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260308053846 +0000" stop="20260308060026 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060026 +0000" stop="20260308062209 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308062209 +0000" stop="20260308064242 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308064242 +0000" stop="20260308081825 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308081825 +0000" stop="20260308084029 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084029 +0000" stop="20260308092529 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092529 +0000" stop="20260308104328 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104328 +0000" stop="20260308110453 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175436 +0000" stop="20260309181624 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260309181624 +0000" stop="20260309190832 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307195536 +0000" stop="20260307200042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200042 +0000" stop="20260307200548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307200548 +0000" stop="20260307201053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307201053 +0000" stop="20260307201559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307201559 +0000" stop="20260307202103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202103 +0000" stop="20260307202609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202609 +0000" stop="20260307203115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307203115 +0000" stop="20260307203619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307203619 +0000" stop="20260307204125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204125 +0000" stop="20260307204630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307204630 +0000" stop="20260307205135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307205135 +0000" stop="20260307205640 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307205640 +0000" stop="20260307210146 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210146 +0000" stop="20260307210651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307210651 +0000" stop="20260307211155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307211155 +0000" stop="20260307211700 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307211700 +0000" stop="20260307212206 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307212206 +0000" stop="20260307212711 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307212711 +0000" stop="20260307213215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213215 +0000" stop="20260307213720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213720 +0000" stop="20260307214225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214225 +0000" stop="20260307214730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307214730 +0000" stop="20260307215238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215238 +0000" stop="20260307215743 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215743 +0000" stop="20260307220248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220248 +0000" stop="20260307220753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307220753 +0000" stop="20260307221258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221258 +0000" stop="20260307221802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221802 +0000" stop="20260307222306 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222306 +0000" stop="20260307222814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307222814 +0000" stop="20260307223322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307223322 +0000" stop="20260307223830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307223830 +0000" stop="20260307224338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224338 +0000" stop="20260307224842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307224842 +0000" stop="20260307225347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225347 +0000" stop="20260307225853 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307225853 +0000" stop="20260307230400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307230400 +0000" stop="20260307230905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230905 +0000" stop="20260307231413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307231413 +0000" stop="20260307231918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307231918 +0000" stop="20260307232426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232426 +0000" stop="20260307232931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232931 +0000" stop="20260307233436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233436 +0000" stop="20260307233941 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307233941 +0000" stop="20260307234450 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234450 +0000" stop="20260307234953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307235457 +0000" stop="20260308000005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308000005 +0000" stop="20260308000513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308000513 +0000" stop="20260308001021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001021 +0000" stop="20260308001526 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001526 +0000" stop="20260308002031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002031 +0000" stop="20260308002536 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002536 +0000" stop="20260308003041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308003041 +0000" stop="20260308003546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308003546 +0000" stop="20260308004051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004051 +0000" stop="20260308004555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308004555 +0000" stop="20260308005100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005100 +0000" stop="20260308005600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005600 +0000" stop="20260308010105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010105 +0000" stop="20260308010609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308010609 +0000" stop="20260308011114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011114 +0000" stop="20260308011619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011619 +0000" stop="20260308011837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011837 +0000" stop="20260308012120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012120 +0000" stop="20260308012348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012348 +0000" stop="20260308012618 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012618 +0000" stop="20260308012849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308012849 +0000" stop="20260308013115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013115 +0000" stop="20260308013343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013343 +0000" stop="20260308013617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013617 +0000" stop="20260308013845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013845 +0000" stop="20260308014123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014123 +0000" stop="20260308014425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014425 +0000" stop="20260308014620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014620 +0000" stop="20260308014822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308014822 +0000" stop="20260308015057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015057 +0000" stop="20260308015303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015303 +0000" stop="20260308015513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015513 +0000" stop="20260308015720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015720 +0000" stop="20260308015935 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015935 +0000" stop="20260308020146 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308020146 +0000" stop="20260308020423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308020423 +0000" stop="20260308020629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308020629 +0000" stop="20260308020852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308020852 +0000" stop="20260308021120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021120 +0000" stop="20260308021401 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021401 +0000" stop="20260308021613 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021613 +0000" stop="20260308021848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308021848 +0000" stop="20260308022348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022348 +0000" stop="20260308022848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308022848 +0000" stop="20260308023348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308023348 +0000" stop="20260308023848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308023848 +0000" stop="20260308024348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024348 +0000" stop="20260308024848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024848 +0000" stop="20260308025348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308025348 +0000" stop="20260308025849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308025849 +0000" stop="20260308030349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030349 +0000" stop="20260308030849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030849 +0000" stop="20260308031349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308031349 +0000" stop="20260308031849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308031849 +0000" stop="20260308032349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308032349 +0000" stop="20260308032849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308032849 +0000" stop="20260308033349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033349 +0000" stop="20260308033650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033650 +0000" stop="20260308033955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033955 +0000" stop="20260308034300 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034300 +0000" stop="20260308034605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034605 +0000" stop="20260308034910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034910 +0000" stop="20260308035215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035215 +0000" stop="20260308035520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035520 +0000" stop="20260308035825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308035825 +0000" stop="20260308040131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040131 +0000" stop="20260308040436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040436 +0000" stop="20260308040741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308040741 +0000" stop="20260308041046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041046 +0000" stop="20260308041351 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041351 +0000" stop="20260308041657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041657 +0000" stop="20260308042002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042002 +0000" stop="20260308042307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042307 +0000" stop="20260308042612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042612 +0000" stop="20260308042917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042917 +0000" stop="20260308043221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043221 +0000" stop="20260308043527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043527 +0000" stop="20260308043832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043832 +0000" stop="20260308044137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044137 +0000" stop="20260308044442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044442 +0000" stop="20260308044747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308044747 +0000" stop="20260308045052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045052 +0000" stop="20260308045357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045357 +0000" stop="20260308045903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045903 +0000" stop="20260308050409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050409 +0000" stop="20260308050915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050915 +0000" stop="20260308051420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051420 +0000" stop="20260308051926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051926 +0000" stop="20260308052431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308052431 +0000" stop="20260308052936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308052936 +0000" stop="20260308053442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308053442 +0000" stop="20260308053947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308053947 +0000" stop="20260308054452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054452 +0000" stop="20260308054957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054957 +0000" stop="20260308055503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308055503 +0000" stop="20260308060008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308060008 +0000" stop="20260308060512 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308060512 +0000" stop="20260308061018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061018 +0000" stop="20260308061523 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308061523 +0000" stop="20260308062028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062028 +0000" stop="20260308062533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062533 +0000" stop="20260308063038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063038 +0000" stop="20260308063543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308063543 +0000" stop="20260308064048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308064048 +0000" stop="20260308064552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308064552 +0000" stop="20260308065058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065058 +0000" stop="20260308065603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065603 +0000" stop="20260308070111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308070111 +0000" stop="20260308070616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308070616 +0000" stop="20260308071121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071121 +0000" stop="20260308071626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071626 +0000" stop="20260308072130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072130 +0000" stop="20260308072634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072634 +0000" stop="20260308073139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308073139 +0000" stop="20260308073647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308073647 +0000" stop="20260308074155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074155 +0000" stop="20260308074703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074703 +0000" stop="20260308075211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308075211 +0000" stop="20260308075715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308075715 +0000" stop="20260308080220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080220 +0000" stop="20260308080725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080725 +0000" stop="20260308081233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081233 +0000" stop="20260308081738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081738 +0000" stop="20260308082246 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308082246 +0000" stop="20260308082751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308082751 +0000" stop="20260308083259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083259 +0000" stop="20260308083804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308083804 +0000" stop="20260308084309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084309 +0000" stop="20260308084814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084814 +0000" stop="20260308085322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085322 +0000" stop="20260308085826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308085826 +0000" stop="20260308090330 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308090330 +0000" stop="20260308090838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308090838 +0000" stop="20260308091346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308091346 +0000" stop="20260308091854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308091854 +0000" stop="20260308092358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092358 +0000" stop="20260308092904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308092904 +0000" stop="20260308093409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093409 +0000" stop="20260308093914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093914 +0000" stop="20260308094419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094419 +0000" stop="20260308094924 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308094924 +0000" stop="20260308095428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308095428 +0000" stop="20260308095933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308095933 +0000" stop="20260308100433 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308100433 +0000" stop="20260308100937 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308100937 +0000" stop="20260308101442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101442 +0000" stop="20260308101947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308101947 +0000" stop="20260308102451 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102451 +0000" stop="20260308102710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102710 +0000" stop="20260308102952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308102952 +0000" stop="20260308103221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103221 +0000" stop="20260308103451 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103451 +0000" stop="20260308103721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103721 +0000" stop="20260308103947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308103947 +0000" stop="20260308104215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104215 +0000" stop="20260308104450 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104450 +0000" stop="20260308104718 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104718 +0000" stop="20260308104955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308104955 +0000" stop="20260308105258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308105258 +0000" stop="20260308105453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308105453 +0000" stop="20260308105655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308105655 +0000" stop="20260308105930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308105930 +0000" stop="20260308110136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110136 +0000" stop="20260308110345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110345 +0000" stop="20260308110552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110552 +0000" stop="20260308110808 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308110808 +0000" stop="20260308111019 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111019 +0000" stop="20260308111255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111255 +0000" stop="20260308111502 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111502 +0000" stop="20260308111724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111724 +0000" stop="20260308111952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111952 +0000" stop="20260308112233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112233 +0000" stop="20260308112445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112445 +0000" stop="20260308112721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308112721 +0000" stop="20260308113221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308113221 +0000" stop="20260308113721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308113721 +0000" stop="20260308114221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114221 +0000" stop="20260308114721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308114721 +0000" stop="20260308115221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308115221 +0000" stop="20260308115721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308115721 +0000" stop="20260308120221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308120221 +0000" stop="20260308120721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308120721 +0000" stop="20260308121221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121221 +0000" stop="20260308121721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121721 +0000" stop="20260308122221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308122221 +0000" stop="20260308122721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308122721 +0000" stop="20260308123221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123221 +0000" stop="20260308123721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308123721 +0000" stop="20260308124222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124222 +0000" stop="20260308124522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124522 +0000" stop="20260308124827 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308124827 +0000" stop="20260308125132 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125132 +0000" stop="20260308125437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125437 +0000" stop="20260308125743 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125743 +0000" stop="20260308130048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308130048 +0000" stop="20260308130353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308130353 +0000" stop="20260308130658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308130658 +0000" stop="20260308131003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131003 +0000" stop="20260308131308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131308 +0000" stop="20260308131614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131614 +0000" stop="20260308131919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131919 +0000" stop="20260308132224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132224 +0000" stop="20260308132529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132529 +0000" stop="20260308132834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132834 +0000" stop="20260308133139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308133139 +0000" stop="20260308133445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308133445 +0000" stop="20260308133750 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308133750 +0000" stop="20260308134054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134054 +0000" stop="20260308134359 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134359 +0000" stop="20260308134704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308134704 +0000" stop="20260308135009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135009 +0000" stop="20260308135315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135315 +0000" stop="20260308135620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135620 +0000" stop="20260308135925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308135925 +0000" stop="20260308140230 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308140230 +0000" stop="20260308140736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308140736 +0000" stop="20260308141242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141242 +0000" stop="20260308141747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141747 +0000" stop="20260308142253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142253 +0000" stop="20260308142758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308142758 +0000" stop="20260308143304 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308143304 +0000" stop="20260308143809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308143809 +0000" stop="20260308144314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144314 +0000" stop="20260308144820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308144820 +0000" stop="20260308145324 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308145324 +0000" stop="20260308145830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308145830 +0000" stop="20260308150335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308150335 +0000" stop="20260308150840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308150840 +0000" stop="20260308151345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151345 +0000" stop="20260308151851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308151851 +0000" stop="20260308152356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308152356 +0000" stop="20260308152901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308152901 +0000" stop="20260308153405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153405 +0000" stop="20260308153911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308153911 +0000" stop="20260308154416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308154416 +0000" stop="20260308154921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308154921 +0000" stop="20260308155425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308155425 +0000" stop="20260308155930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308155930 +0000" stop="20260308160435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160435 +0000" stop="20260308160943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308160943 +0000" stop="20260308161448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308161448 +0000" stop="20260308161953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308161953 +0000" stop="20260308162458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308162458 +0000" stop="20260308163003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308163003 +0000" stop="20260308163507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308163507 +0000" stop="20260308164011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164011 +0000" stop="20260308164519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308164519 +0000" stop="20260308165027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165027 +0000" stop="20260308165535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308165535 +0000" stop="20260308170043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308170043 +0000" stop="20260308170548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308170548 +0000" stop="20260308171053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171053 +0000" stop="20260308171558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308171558 +0000" stop="20260308172105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308172105 +0000" stop="20260308172610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308172610 +0000" stop="20260308173118 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173118 +0000" stop="20260308173623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308173623 +0000" stop="20260308174131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308174131 +0000" stop="20260308174637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308174637 +0000" stop="20260308175142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308175142 +0000" stop="20260308175647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308175647 +0000" stop="20260308180155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180155 +0000" stop="20260308180658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308180658 +0000" stop="20260308181202 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308181202 +0000" stop="20260308181710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308181710 +0000" stop="20260308182218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182218 +0000" stop="20260308182726 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308182726 +0000" stop="20260308183231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183231 +0000" stop="20260308183736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308183736 +0000" stop="20260308184242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184242 +0000" stop="20260308184747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308184747 +0000" stop="20260308185252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185252 +0000" stop="20260308185756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308185756 +0000" stop="20260308190301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308190301 +0000" stop="20260308190805 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308190805 +0000" stop="20260308191305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308191305 +0000" stop="20260308191810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308191810 +0000" stop="20260308192315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192315 +0000" stop="20260308192819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308192819 +0000" stop="20260308193324 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308193324 +0000" stop="20260308193542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308193542 +0000" stop="20260308193825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308193825 +0000" stop="20260308194053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194053 +0000" stop="20260308194323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194323 +0000" stop="20260308194554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194554 +0000" stop="20260308194820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308194820 +0000" stop="20260308195048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195048 +0000" stop="20260308195322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195322 +0000" stop="20260308195550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195550 +0000" stop="20260308195828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308195828 +0000" stop="20260308200130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200130 +0000" stop="20260308200325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200325 +0000" stop="20260308200527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200527 +0000" stop="20260308200802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308200802 +0000" stop="20260308201008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201008 +0000" stop="20260308201218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201218 +0000" stop="20260308201425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308201851 +0000" stop="20260308202128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202128 +0000" stop="20260308202334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202334 +0000" stop="20260308202557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202557 +0000" stop="20260308202825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308202825 +0000" stop="20260308203106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203106 +0000" stop="20260308203318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203318 +0000" stop="20260308203553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308203553 +0000" stop="20260308204053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308204053 +0000" stop="20260308204553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308204553 +0000" stop="20260308205053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205053 +0000" stop="20260308205553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308205553 +0000" stop="20260308210053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210053 +0000" stop="20260308210554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308210554 +0000" stop="20260308211054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308211054 +0000" stop="20260308211554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308211554 +0000" stop="20260308212054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212054 +0000" stop="20260308212554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308212554 +0000" stop="20260308213054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213054 +0000" stop="20260308213554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308213554 +0000" stop="20260308214054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308214054 +0000" stop="20260308214554 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308214554 +0000" stop="20260308215054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308215054 +0000" stop="20260308215355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308215700 +0000" stop="20260308220005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220005 +0000" stop="20260308220310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220310 +0000" stop="20260308220615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308220615 +0000" stop="20260308220920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308220920 +0000" stop="20260308221225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308221225 +0000" stop="20260308221531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308221531 +0000" stop="20260308221836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308221836 +0000" stop="20260308222141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308222141 +0000" stop="20260308222446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308222446 +0000" stop="20260308222751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308222751 +0000" stop="20260308223056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223056 +0000" stop="20260308223402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223402 +0000" stop="20260308223707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308223707 +0000" stop="20260308224012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308224012 +0000" stop="20260308224317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308224317 +0000" stop="20260308224622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308224622 +0000" stop="20260308224926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308224926 +0000" stop="20260308225232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225232 +0000" stop="20260308225537 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225537 +0000" stop="20260308225842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308225842 +0000" stop="20260308230147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230147 +0000" stop="20260308230452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230452 +0000" stop="20260308230757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308230757 +0000" stop="20260308231102 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308231102 +0000" stop="20260308231608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308231608 +0000" stop="20260308232114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232114 +0000" stop="20260308232620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308232620 +0000" stop="20260308233125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233125 +0000" stop="20260308233631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308233631 +0000" stop="20260308234137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308234137 +0000" stop="20260308234641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308234641 +0000" stop="20260308235147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235147 +0000" stop="20260308235652 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308235652 +0000" stop="20260309000157 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309000157 +0000" stop="20260309000703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309000703 +0000" stop="20260309001208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001208 +0000" stop="20260309001713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309001713 +0000" stop="20260309002217 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002217 +0000" stop="20260309002724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309002724 +0000" stop="20260309003228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309003228 +0000" stop="20260309003733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309003733 +0000" stop="20260309004238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309004238 +0000" stop="20260309004743 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309004743 +0000" stop="20260309005248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005248 +0000" stop="20260309005753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309005753 +0000" stop="20260309010258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309010258 +0000" stop="20260309010803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309010803 +0000" stop="20260309011308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011308 +0000" stop="20260309011816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011816 +0000" stop="20260309012321 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309012321 +0000" stop="20260309012826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309012826 +0000" stop="20260309013331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013331 +0000" stop="20260309013836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309013836 +0000" stop="20260309014340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014340 +0000" stop="20260309014844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309014844 +0000" stop="20260309015352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309015352 +0000" stop="20260309015900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309015900 +0000" stop="20260309020408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309020408 +0000" stop="20260309020916 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309020916 +0000" stop="20260309021420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021420 +0000" stop="20260309021925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309021925 +0000" stop="20260309022430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022430 +0000" stop="20260309022938 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309022938 +0000" stop="20260309023443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309023443 +0000" stop="20260309023951 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309023951 +0000" stop="20260309024456 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309024456 +0000" stop="20260309025004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309025004 +0000" stop="20260309025509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309025509 +0000" stop="20260309030014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030014 +0000" stop="20260309030519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309030519 +0000" stop="20260309031027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031027 +0000" stop="20260309031531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309031531 +0000" stop="20260309032035 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309032035 +0000" stop="20260309032543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309032543 +0000" stop="20260309033051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309033051 +0000" stop="20260309033559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309033559 +0000" stop="20260309034103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034103 +0000" stop="20260309034609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309034609 +0000" stop="20260309035114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035114 +0000" stop="20260309035619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309035619 +0000" stop="20260309040124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040124 +0000" stop="20260309040629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309040629 +0000" stop="20260309041133 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309041133 +0000" stop="20260309041638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309041638 +0000" stop="20260309042138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309042138 +0000" stop="20260309042643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309042643 +0000" stop="20260309043147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043147 +0000" stop="20260309043652 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309043652 +0000" stop="20260309044156 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044156 +0000" stop="20260309044415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044415 +0000" stop="20260309044657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044657 +0000" stop="20260309044926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309044926 +0000" stop="20260309045156 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045156 +0000" stop="20260309045427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045427 +0000" stop="20260309045652 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045652 +0000" stop="20260309045920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309045920 +0000" stop="20260309050155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050155 +0000" stop="20260309050423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050423 +0000" stop="20260309050700 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309050700 +0000" stop="20260309051003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051003 +0000" stop="20260309051158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051158 +0000" stop="20260309051400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051400 +0000" stop="20260309051635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051635 +0000" stop="20260309051841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309051841 +0000" stop="20260309052050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052050 +0000" stop="20260309052258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052258 +0000" stop="20260309052513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052513 +0000" stop="20260309052724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309052724 +0000" stop="20260309053001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053001 +0000" stop="20260309053207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053207 +0000" stop="20260309053430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053430 +0000" stop="20260309053658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053658 +0000" stop="20260309053938 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309053938 +0000" stop="20260309054150 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054150 +0000" stop="20260309054426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054426 +0000" stop="20260309054926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054926 +0000" stop="20260309055426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055426 +0000" stop="20260309055926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309055926 +0000" stop="20260309060426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309060426 +0000" stop="20260309060926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309060926 +0000" stop="20260309061426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061426 +0000" stop="20260309061926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309061926 +0000" stop="20260309062426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309062426 +0000" stop="20260309062926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309062926 +0000" stop="20260309063426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063426 +0000" stop="20260309063926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309063926 +0000" stop="20260309064427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309064427 +0000" stop="20260309064927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309064927 +0000" stop="20260309065427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309065427 +0000" stop="20260309065927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309065927 +0000" stop="20260309070227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070227 +0000" stop="20260309070532 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070532 +0000" stop="20260309070838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309070838 +0000" stop="20260309071143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309071143 +0000" stop="20260309071448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309071448 +0000" stop="20260309071753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309071753 +0000" stop="20260309072058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072058 +0000" stop="20260309072403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072403 +0000" stop="20260309072708 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072708 +0000" stop="20260309073014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073014 +0000" stop="20260309073319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073319 +0000" stop="20260309073624 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073624 +0000" stop="20260309073929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309073929 +0000" stop="20260309074234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309074234 +0000" stop="20260309074539 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309074539 +0000" stop="20260309074845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309074845 +0000" stop="20260309075150 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309075150 +0000" stop="20260309075455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309075455 +0000" stop="20260309075759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309075759 +0000" stop="20260309080104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080104 +0000" stop="20260309080409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309080409 +0000" stop="20260309080715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309080715 +0000" stop="20260309081020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081020 +0000" stop="20260309081325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081325 +0000" stop="20260309081630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081630 +0000" stop="20260309081935 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309081935 +0000" stop="20260309082441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082441 +0000" stop="20260309082947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309082947 +0000" stop="20260309083452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083452 +0000" stop="20260309083958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309083958 +0000" stop="20260309084503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309084503 +0000" stop="20260309085009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085009 +0000" stop="20260309085514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309085514 +0000" stop="20260309090019 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090019 +0000" stop="20260309090525 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090525 +0000" stop="20260309091029 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309091029 +0000" stop="20260309091535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309091535 +0000" stop="20260309092041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092041 +0000" stop="20260309092545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309092545 +0000" stop="20260309093050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309093050 +0000" stop="20260309093556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309093556 +0000" stop="20260309094101 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094101 +0000" stop="20260309094606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309094606 +0000" stop="20260309095111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309095111 +0000" stop="20260309095616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309095616 +0000" stop="20260309100121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100121 +0000" stop="20260309100626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309100626 +0000" stop="20260309101130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101130 +0000" stop="20260309101635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309101635 +0000" stop="20260309102140 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102140 +0000" stop="20260309102648 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309102648 +0000" stop="20260309103154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103154 +0000" stop="20260309103658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309103658 +0000" stop="20260309104203 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104203 +0000" stop="20260309104708 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309104708 +0000" stop="20260309105212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105212 +0000" stop="20260309105717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105717 +0000" stop="20260309110224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309110224 +0000" stop="20260309110732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309110732 +0000" stop="20260309111240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309111240 +0000" stop="20260309111748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309111748 +0000" stop="20260309112253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112253 +0000" stop="20260309112758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309112758 +0000" stop="20260309113303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113303 +0000" stop="20260309113810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113810 +0000" stop="20260309114315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309114315 +0000" stop="20260309114824 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309114824 +0000" stop="20260309115329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115329 +0000" stop="20260309115837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309115837 +0000" stop="20260309120342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120342 +0000" stop="20260309120847 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309120847 +0000" stop="20260309121352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309121352 +0000" stop="20260309121900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309121900 +0000" stop="20260309122403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122403 +0000" stop="20260309122907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122907 +0000" stop="20260309123415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309123415 +0000" stop="20260309123923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309123923 +0000" stop="20260309124431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309124431 +0000" stop="20260309124936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309124936 +0000" stop="20260309125441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125441 +0000" stop="20260309125947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309125947 +0000" stop="20260309130452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130452 +0000" stop="20260309130957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309130957 +0000" stop="20260309131501 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131501 +0000" stop="20260309132006 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132006 +0000" stop="20260309132510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309132510 +0000" stop="20260309133010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309133010 +0000" stop="20260309133515 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309133515 +0000" stop="20260309134020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134020 +0000" stop="20260309134524 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309134524 +0000" stop="20260309135029 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135029 +0000" stop="20260309135247 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135247 +0000" stop="20260309135530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135530 +0000" stop="20260309135758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309135758 +0000" stop="20260309140028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140028 +0000" stop="20260309140259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140259 +0000" stop="20260309140525 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140525 +0000" stop="20260309140753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309140753 +0000" stop="20260309141027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141027 +0000" stop="20260309141255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141255 +0000" stop="20260309141533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141533 +0000" stop="20260309141835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141835 +0000" stop="20260309142031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142031 +0000" stop="20260309142232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142232 +0000" stop="20260309142507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142507 +0000" stop="20260309142713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142713 +0000" stop="20260309142923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309142923 +0000" stop="20260309143130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143130 +0000" stop="20260309143345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143345 +0000" stop="20260309143556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143556 +0000" stop="20260309143833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309143833 +0000" stop="20260309144040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309144040 +0000" stop="20260309144302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309144302 +0000" stop="20260309144530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309144530 +0000" stop="20260309144811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309144811 +0000" stop="20260309145023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145023 +0000" stop="20260309145258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145258 +0000" stop="20260309145758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309145758 +0000" stop="20260309150258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150258 +0000" stop="20260309150758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309150758 +0000" stop="20260309151259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309151259 +0000" stop="20260309151759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309151759 +0000" stop="20260309152259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152259 +0000" stop="20260309152759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309152759 +0000" stop="20260309153259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153259 +0000" stop="20260309153759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309153759 +0000" stop="20260309154259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309154259 +0000" stop="20260309154759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309154759 +0000" stop="20260309155259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155259 +0000" stop="20260309155759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309155759 +0000" stop="20260309160259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160259 +0000" stop="20260309160759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160759 +0000" stop="20260309161100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161100 +0000" stop="20260309161405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161405 +0000" stop="20260309161710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161710 +0000" stop="20260309162015 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
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    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
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    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
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    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
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    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309172502 +0000" stop="20260309172808 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309172808 +0000" stop="20260309173313 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
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    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
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    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
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    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
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    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
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    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309175842 +0000" stop="20260309180346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309180346 +0000" stop="20260309180852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309180852 +0000" stop="20260309181358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181358 +0000" stop="20260309181902 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309181902 +0000" stop="20260309182408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309182408 +0000" stop="20260309182913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183418 +0000" stop="20260309183923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309183923 +0000" stop="20260309184429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
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    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309184933 +0000" stop="20260309185438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309185438 +0000" stop="20260309185943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309185943 +0000" stop="20260309190448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190448 +0000" stop="20260309190953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309190953 +0000" stop="20260309191458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309191458 +0000" stop="20260309192003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309192508 +0000" stop="20260309193013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193013 +0000" stop="20260309193521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
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    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
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    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
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    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
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    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309195541 +0000" stop="20260309200045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307194324 +0000" stop="20260307205023 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307205023 +0000" stop="20260307214232 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307214232 +0000" stop="20260307223602 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307223602 +0000" stop="20260307232657 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232657 +0000" stop="20260308001204 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308001204 +0000" stop="20260308005848 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308005848 +0000" stop="20260308015159 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308015159 +0000" stop="20260308024807 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308024807 +0000" stop="20260308033825 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308033825 +0000" stop="20260308042138 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308042138 +0000" stop="20260308051011 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051011 +0000" stop="20260308060245 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308060245 +0000" stop="20260308070139 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308070139 +0000" stop="20260308075831 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308075831 +0000" stop="20260308084938 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308084938 +0000" stop="20260308093916 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308093916 +0000" stop="20260308103307 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103307 +0000" stop="20260308111918 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308111918 +0000" stop="20260308122617 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308122617 +0000" stop="20260308131826 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308131826 +0000" stop="20260308141156 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308141156 +0000" stop="20260308150251 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308150251 +0000" stop="20260308154759 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308154759 +0000" stop="20260308163442 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308163442 +0000" stop="20260308172754 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
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    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
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    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308195732 +0000" stop="20260308204606 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
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    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308233425 +0000" stop="20260309002532 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309002532 +0000" stop="20260309011510 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309011510 +0000" stop="20260309020901 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309020901 +0000" stop="20260309025513 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309025513 +0000" stop="20260309040211 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309040211 +0000" stop="20260309045421 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309045421 +0000" stop="20260309054750 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309054750 +0000" stop="20260309063846 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309063846 +0000" stop="20260309072353 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309072353 +0000" stop="20260309081036 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309081036 +0000" stop="20260309090348 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309090348 +0000" stop="20260309095956 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309095956 +0000" stop="20260309105013 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309105013 +0000" stop="20260309113326 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309113326 +0000" stop="20260309122200 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309122200 +0000" stop="20260309131433 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309131433 +0000" stop="20260309141327 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309141327 +0000" stop="20260309151019 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309151019 +0000" stop="20260309160127 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309160127 +0000" stop="20260309165104 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309165104 +0000" stop="20260309174456 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309174456 +0000" stop="20260309183107 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309183107 +0000" stop="20260309193805 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309193805 +0000" stop="20260309203015 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307194334 +0000" stop="20260307200544 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307200544 +0000" stop="20260307202757 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307202757 +0000" stop="20260307204955 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307204955 +0000" stop="20260307211153 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307211153 +0000" stop="20260307213352 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307213352 +0000" stop="20260307215550 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307215550 +0000" stop="20260307221748 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307221748 +0000" stop="20260307223947 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307223947 +0000" stop="20260307230145 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307230145 +0000" stop="20260307232343 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307232343 +0000" stop="20260307234542 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260307234542 +0000" stop="20260308000740 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308000740 +0000" stop="20260308002938 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308002938 +0000" stop="20260308005137 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308005137 +0000" stop="20260308011335 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308011335 +0000" stop="20260308013533 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308013533 +0000" stop="20260308015732 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller &amp; the Chipettes are vacationing in Hollywood, as well as Miss Miller reuniting with her girl singing group, The Thrillers.
In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308015732 +0000" stop="20260308021930 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes get an opportunity to star on the River Ritz Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308021930 +0000" stop="20260308024258 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308024258 +0000" stop="20260308030610 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308030610 +0000" stop="20260308032846 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308032846 +0000" stop="20260308034901 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308034901 +0000" stop="20260308041032 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308041032 +0000" stop="20260308042038 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308042038 +0000" stop="20260308043348 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308043348 +0000" stop="20260308045625 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308045625 +0000" stop="20260308050744 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308050744 +0000" stop="20260308051940 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308051940 +0000" stop="20260308054217 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308054217 +0000" stop="20260308060454 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308060454 +0000" stop="20260308062731 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308062731 +0000" stop="20260308065007 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308065007 +0000" stop="20260308071244 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308071244 +0000" stop="20260308072357 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308072357 +0000" stop="20260308073426 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308073426 +0000" stop="20260308074629 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308074629 +0000" stop="20260308075743 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
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    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
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    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
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    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
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    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
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    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
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    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
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    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
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    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
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    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
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    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
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    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
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    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
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    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
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    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
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    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dave has a nightmare of himself getting smaller and smaller.</desc>
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    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin loses his memory and thinks that he is an angel.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dave hires a nanny to take care of the Chipmunks when he is away at work, and the Chipmunks will do anything to get rid of her.</desc>
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    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invite a boy to stay with them who is a ballet dancer, and when a bulley begins to torment Alvin, he shows the bulley that ballet is cool.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin demands a short trip away from obsessed fans who begin following him everywhere he goes. So, the Chipmunks go for a picnic out in the woods, only to be found again by their fans. Alvin runs off into the woods, and runs into a wild chipmunk. He decides to change places with the chipmunk, and he stays in the chipmunk's tree, while the wild chipmunk takes his place. All goes well until the real Alvin is caught by a hunter that holds him hostage. Simon, Theodore, and the wild chipmunk must save Alvin before it's to late.</desc>
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    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
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    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get a job as vendors at a baseball stadium, to pay for new uniforms for their baseball team. And in the process stop a pick pocket who has been stealing money.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin and a rich kid compete for a girl's affections. Alvin pretends he is rich as his rival.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore each make their own music videos for the group.</desc>
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    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invest in an old horse to win a race.</desc>
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    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks compete against the Chipettes in a camp battle of the sexes.</desc>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Uncle Harry is up to no good again. This time, he makes Alvin a movie star so he can break up the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks put Dave on the show "This is Your Father", but he is nervous about it. So a hypnotist makes him have Alvin's personality, which turns to be a disasterous move.</desc>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks trick Dave to play golf with a man that Alvin made a wager with. What Dave does not realize is that Alvin bet his signed "Elmer Palmer" golf club.</desc>
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    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin decides that he, Simon and Theodore all need to join a gym, but to get in for free they have to go through some pretty strange "transformations".</desc>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks attempt to grab good publicity shots of them doing positive deeds in order to win the fabulous Victrola Award.</desc>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks gets to see the (Buckingham?) Palace, and Alvin, in an attempt to impress a girl whose a big fan, tells her he's there to play for the queen! Now, all he has to do is find the queen and convince her to let them play!</desc>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks get a job working in aquarium, but Max, a former employee, who got fired for animal abuse, cooks up a scheme to force the Chipmunks out of a job and work again, by capturing one of 2 whales.</desc>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon turn Theodore into a record mascot in order to win a radio contest.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309005151 +0000" stop="20260309011513 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin plans to get a famous figure skater, Heather Williams, to appear at the school Pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While the Chipettes volunteer at the local hospital, a terrified tonsillectomy-bound kid goes missing, so until Brittany finds him, Theodore must step in to substitute, but the doctors, thinking he's the kid, take him into surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alvin ends up being challenged by a gang called the Steam Rollers. Will he, his brothers, and the Chipettes pull together a gang of their own to help beat the Steam Rollers?</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin is determined in getting an invitation to participate the Celebrity Ski Tournament. Once he convinces Mr. Colorado, the man hosting the event, to let him participate, all Alvin has to do then is learn how to ski.</desc>
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    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin signs him and his brothers up to be in a Kabuki theater in order to gain publicity in Japan. Instead of getting lessons, they are forced to perform as the actual players.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin makes a bet with Brittany to see if he could make anyone into a beauty pageant winner. The challenge gets interesting when Jeanette is the girl he has to transform into beauty pageant material.</desc>
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    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Simon has a crush on a girl named Jillian. Alvin works at changing his image in order to impress this girl.</desc>
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    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes volunteer their talents to raise the money to keep Uncle Ben's Circus going, as well as saving Pinky, the circus's elephant.</desc>
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    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dave starts up a neighborhood watch to catch a cat burglar. Alvin and the Chipmunks take it upon themselves to capture the cat burglar single handedly.</desc>
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    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get the measles. Dave spends so much time taking care of his boys that he becomes sick with the measles and is not able to fix his car for the car show. It is up to the boys take care of everything for Dave.</desc>
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    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes crazy when he loses his beloved red cap, and starts searching for it.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes audition to be in a play on Snow White. After the audition, the director selects Brittany for the role of Snow White. However, the director's demanding daughter, Tara-Marie, who had flopped big-time in the auditions for the title role, plans to make her father reconsider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309052757 +0000" stop="20260309054937 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309054937 +0000" stop="20260309061117 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects that Dave is leading some kind of double life. He, Simon and Theodore each interview some of Dave’s old friends to find out what his secret might be.</desc>
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    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are stuck at home without lights, and think the house is haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a crush on his teacher, Miss Stone. He later becomes jealous when Dave starts dating her.</desc>
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    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore loses a tooth, and Alvin dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to try to cash in.</desc>
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    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries to join the Sisters, a club of the best-dressed, most popular girls in school. But in order to do so she has to avoid her own sister Jeanette, whose clumsiness and unpopularity would destroy her chances of getting into the club. Since she and Jeanette are working on a science project that involves taking care of a baby pig, this leaves Jeanette to do the project alone.</desc>
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    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
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    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
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    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
    <desc>"Uncle" Harry returns, this time to con the Chipettes while they are visiting New York.</desc>
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    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a water-skiing vacation with the Chipettes, Alvin forgets to tie up the boat belonging to Dave’s friend Ed, and it sinks.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
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    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
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    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
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    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
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    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
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    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309152555 +0000" stop="20260309154808 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
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    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309161020 +0000" stop="20260309163230 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260309165441 +0000" stop="20260309171715 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
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    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
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    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
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    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
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    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
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    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
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    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
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    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks surprise Jeanette for her birthday, but she doesn't want to celebrate because the world is less than magical. Brittany isn't happy so she comes up with the idea to rig their treehouse with holograms and strings to give her sister magical powers. The next day, Theodore decides to extend her magical powers by giving her a hat of invisibility. Even though upset by Theodore's decision, they are forced to continue the charade once Alvin's present arrives late (an owl with an acceptance letter to Wizard School) and Jeanette casts more spells. When Theodore takes Jeanette to see her favorite movie, Simon paints the next door house, Alvin looks for the neighbor's dog, Eleanor cooks, and Brittany replaces flowers. At dinner Alvin confesses everything. Alone, Jeanette ponders their actions and thanks them for making her life magical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307202155 +0000" stop="20260307204351 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Dave gets a parenting APP to help supervise The Chipmunks, Alvin tries everything to escape its control./Alvin, Simon and the Chipettes give Theodore conflicting dating tips when they believe he has a crush on a girl. Will ou...</desc>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to ...</desc>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Simon is ecstatic when he's elected as the school's safety monitor and gets to choose the destination of the upcoming family vacation. But when Alvin goofs off at school, Simon faces a moral dilemma, and has to choose between doin...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Theodore is desperate to land the part of the monster in the school play, so Alvin decides to show Theodore how to really scare people. But Alvin scares him so badly, that poor Theodore freezes like a statue. Can Alvin and Simon u...</desc>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Dave gets a parenting app to help supervise The Chipmunks, Alvin tries everything to escape its control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307221134 +0000" stop="20260307223328 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and the Chipettes give Theodore conflicting dating tips when they believe he has a crush on a girl. Will our little Romeo be able to make sense of all this?</desc>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to do something dramatic and becomes a bow tie wearing preppy!</desc>
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    <title>Simon for President - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Tired of Bocarter Humphrey, the class president, favoring his personal pals, Simon and Alvin decide to rebel and launch their own campaigns for class president. Will brotherhood survive the competition?</desc>
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    <title>To Serve and Protect - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Simon is ecstatic when he's elected as the school's safety monitor and gets to choose the destination of the upcoming family vacation. But when Alvin goofs off at school, Simon faces a moral dilemma, and has to choose between doing the right thing or giving Alvin detention and ruining the family vacation.</desc>
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    <title>Kickin' It Old School - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fed up with seeing how dependent The Chipmunks have become on their technology, Dave decides to take them camping for a weekend, without electricity, cell service or the Internet. But what seems like a good idea turns into a nightmare for Dave and our boys.</desc>
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    <title>Clowning Around - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Theodore is desperate to land the part of the monster in the school play, so Alvin decides to show Theodore how to really scare people. But Alvin scares him so badly, that poor Theodore freezes like a statue. Can Alvin and Simon unfreeze Theodore before the big audition?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bully for You - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When an accident forces Simon to wear his embarrassing old glasses, he becomes the target of the school bully. Unwilling to remain a victim, Simon builds a homemade robot bodyguard that helps Simon stand up to the bullies.</desc>
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    <title>My Sister The Weirdo - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jeanette wants to give a toast to Brittany at her upcoming party. But Jeanette is so shy, she seeks advice from the most confident person she knows...ALVIN. But his advice embarrasses Brittany to the point where she decides not to invite Jeanette to her party.</desc>
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    <title>Good Luck Mr. Whiskers - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Theodore is convinced that Miss Croner's missing cat is the cause of a terrible curse. And the only way to break the curse is to find Mister Whiskers.</desc>
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    <title>Mystic Mountain - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Dave is concerned that The Chipmunks have become too obsessed with their latest video game. But when they challenge Dave to play the game before judging it, Dave becomes even more addicted than The Chipmunks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308014312 +0000" stop="20260308020606 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mojo Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>In a rare moment of generosity, Alvin gives his beloved cap to a fan. But soon he's convinced his mojo was in his cap, and must find a way to get his hat back before the Chipmunks' big concert.</desc>
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    <title>Slippin’ Thru My Fingers - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Dave can't help but notice that his three little Chipmunks are growing up and becoming independent. Anxious to spend more time with them, he only ends up suffocating them. In order to get Dave off their backs, the Chipmunks decide to find him a new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Dave Crazy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>While Dave is working on an important new song for the music festival, the Chipmunks are upstairs making a mess of their bedroom. Dave orders them to clean their room. But in the process, they accidentally ruin Dave's new song. Can they fix it in time for the big performance?</desc>
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    <title>Safety Third - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When Dave refuses to let Alvin get a dangerous toy sports car, Alvin secretly convinces Simon to build him an exact replica of the car. Will Alvin be able to keep this secret from Dave? Or will it turn out that the toy car is TOO FAST – TOO FURIOUS?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308030202 +0000" stop="20260308032457 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tree House - S01E29</title>
    <desc>While cleaning out their treehouse, the girls remember how they saved the tree from being cut down, and made it their home.</desc>
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    <title>Back to School - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When Dave discovers he didn't graduate from high school, he finds himself in school with Alvin. Talk about the Odd Couple.</desc>
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    <title>A Room of One's Own - S01E33</title>
    <desc>After squabbling with his brothers, Alvin convinces Dave to give him his own room, but soon realizes living alone isn't what it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308041044 +0000" stop="20260308043336 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Green - S01E35</title>
    <desc>When Jeanette enters them into a contest, the Chipettes and Chipmunks try to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that they produce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308043336 +0000" stop="20260308045631 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Heroes - S01E37</title>
    <desc>When Theodore thinks he's a real superhero, Alvin and Simon have a tough time convincing him to leave the crime fighting to the professionals.</desc>
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    <title>Kiss Conspiracy - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Simon is too embarrassed to kiss his co-star in the school play. So in a moment of desperation, he agrees to allow Alvin to switch identities with him. But to Alvin's dismay, Simon is now credited for "the kiss" and is overrun by all the girls in the school.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Theozilla - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Alvin is paired with Simon for a science project, he accidentally creates a potion that turns Theodore into a 30-foot giant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054216 +0000" stop="20260308060508 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutiny - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Desperate to avenge last year's humiliating loss, The Chipmunks argue over who is best suited to lead them to victory.</desc>
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    <title>The Crow Ate My Homework - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (2) - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Unhelpful locals and a tricky language barrier cause one Team to falter as their rivals surge ahead in a double Race leg through Poland. An All-Star fan favorite Team cannot overcome a time penalty and fall victim to the clock and are eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>The Way You Look, Yeah - S11E09</title>
    <desc>A risky flight connection proves disastrous for a former winning Team as they fall too far behind their competition. One Team yields another, inciting promises of payback from a strong Team.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War - S11E10</title>
    <desc>High-speed car crashes, knocked-down doors and kung fu fighting are on the menu as Teams make their way to beautiful Hong Kong. The situation gets decidedly scarier for the final four.</desc>
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    <title>Good Doing Business With You - S11E11</title>
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    <title>Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War - S11E12</title>
    <desc>While one team is overcome by feelings of patriotism at the U.S. military bases on Guam, one person is overcome with sadness, believing she’ll be the reason for her team’s final demise. Marked for elimination, Ozzy and Danny are forced to lay it all on the line.</desc>
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    <title>Low to the Ground, That's My Technique - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Charla and Mirna vow to rely on their wit and ability to navigate airline flights in order to beat the physically stronger teams. Will the underdog team prevail? A final task puts to the test how well each teammate knows the other. Will this put a certain team at a disadvantage? Find out which team will win “The Amazing Race: All Stars.”</desc>
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    <title>Donkeys Have Souls, Too - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams of two people set off from the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles, California to Connemara, Ireland. One team takes a taxi booked by another team. Teams face a daunting high-wire bike challenge at the Road Block.</desc>
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    <title>I've Become the Archie Bunker of the Home - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams travel from Connemara, Ireland to Durgerdam, Netherlands. Some teams struggle to cross a muddy ditch at the Road Block.</desc>
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    <title>Please, Lord, Give Me Milk - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The nine remaining teams travel from Durgerdam, Netherlands to Bingo, Burkina Faso. The Road Block proves to be extremely frustrating for one person.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Name Our Chicken Phil - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Teams remain in the African country of Burkina Faso for this leg.</desc>
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    <title>We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure - S12E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams travel from Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Rumsiskes, Lithuania. When the intensity of the race causes one team to lose their focus, they find themselves on a collision course with a speeding bus.</desc>
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    <title>Cherry on Top of the Sundae That's Already Melted - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams travel from Rumsiskes, Lithuania to Dubrovnik, Croatia. One of the stronger teams risks elimination after making a costly mistake. Another team falls apart when some precise teamwork is required at the Detour.</desc>
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    <title>This Is Forever, Now - S12E07</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams travel from Dubrovnik, Croatia to Florence, Italy. Fatigue and stress cause one team to break down. Another team take some drastic measures in order to improve their position in the race. A new twist is revealed for the last team to reach the Pit Stop.</desc>
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    <title>Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something! - S12E08</title>
    <desc>The five teams travel from Florence, Italy to Mumbai, India. When one person shows signs of his former self, progress in his team’s relationship comes to a halt. Another team resort to performance art in an attempt to throw off their competitors.</desc>
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    <title>I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak on Us - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Tension is at an all-time high after the previous leg's airport fiasco. The remaining teams continue in the ninth leg of the race.</desc>
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    <title>Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy to See You - S12E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams travel from Osaka, Japan to Taipei, Taiwan. One person celebrates their birthday on this leg, but the only present she wants is a place in the final three.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Push - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Ronald Hsu &amp; Christina Hsu, TK Erwin &amp; Rachel Rosales and Nicolas Fulks &amp; Donald Jerousek are the three teams racing for the top prize of one million dollars. TK and Rachel have issues with a Detour, while Donald comes down Nicolas after he makes a mistake. Meanwhile, Ronald watches as Christina hangs on for her life in a challenging task.</desc>
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    <title>Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This! - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams start at the Los Angeles Coliseum and travel to Salvador, Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Like American Candy? - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop in a seventh century fortress in Salvador, Brazil and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Fortaleza, Brazil. Tensions erupt when one team feels they secured an early flight for all teams and seeks a small compensation in return. Once in Fortaleza, the teams receive a clue instructing them to travel to a beach known as Barraca d Manoel. Here, a Detour choice allows one team to set itself apart from the pack by providing a task suited to their skills. Later, a Roadblock requires searching for a clue hidden in plain sight. While some find the clue almost right away, others waste time searching for non-existent leads in distracting advertising information. One team twice makes time-wasting clue-reading mistakes, but ultimately another team is eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge? - S13E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams are instructed to fly from Fortaleze, Brazil to La Paz, Bolivia, but not before a rivalry between two teams heats up at the Pit Stop. The teams fly 1,200 miles and find themselves in area that is over 12,000 feet above sea level, leaving some racers struggling to breathe the thin air. The teams camp beside a local statue and then take a newspaper delivery. They scour the newspapers for a clue, which instructs them to travel to the Narvaez Hat Shop in Plaza Mario and then purchase a traditional cholita hat to receive their next clue. This clue turns out to be a Detour, in which the teams face a choice between a task that is arduous but not overly physical or one likely to leave less physically inclined teams winded. After completing this tax, the teams travel by taxi eight miles to Los Titanes del Ring, where a Roadblock sends one member of each team up against a female wrestler. Many teams struggle at this task, but ultimately one team is done in not so much by their poor performance as by their failure to properly read the instructions given in a clue. They check in last at the Pit Stop, the hilltop park of Mirador el Monticulo, and are eliminated</desc>
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    <title>I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand? - S13E04</title>
    <desc>At the Pit Stop in La Paz, Bolivia, frustrations continue to build between two teams. The remaining teams receive a clue instructing them to fly 6,900 miles to Auckland, New Zealand. There, the teams face tricky nighttime navigation to the Gulf Harbor, where they must untie a Gordian knot. Inside the knots, the teams find a clue instructing them to travel to Mount Eden, a dormant volcano and Auckland's highest point. The knots also include a clue for the Fast Forward, which one team successfully completes, providing a break from the leg's challenging and often frustrating tasks. The other teams forge ahead with those tasks, first completing a detail-oriented Roadblock. They then travel to the City Life Hotel and search for Travelocity gnomes from the rooftops. After finding the gnomes, the teams receive a clue instructing them to drive to Kiwi 360°, a local landmark. The teams then face a Detour choice between two tasks that are both gruelingly physical in their own way. One racer is injured during one of these tasks, but plows ahead nevertheless. Ultimately, two teams fight it out on separate tasks late at night, but one ends up being too late and is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>Do It Like a Madman - S13E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at Summer Hill in New Zealand and receive a clue instructing them to fly over 5,600 miles to Siem Reap, Cambodia. The teams scramble for flights, with one team that was running behind catching a critical flight that enables them to catch up with all other teams. In  Siem Reap, the teams travel to a roadside pumping station where they're instructed to use a hand pump to fill a truck with 25 liters of fuel to receive their next clue. The teams are then driven in their trucks to Siem Reap Harbor and then make their way by motorized boats to the waterfront community of Kho Andeth. One team is forced to paddle after suffering a boat breakdown. At Kho Andeth, the teams face a Detour choice involving either gathering objects or hauling fish. The teams then travel to Angkor Wat, the largest religious structure in the world, to complete the roadblock. The teams race for the leg's Pit Stop, the Bayon Temple.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hold While I Singe My Skull - S13E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Bayon Temple in Siem Reap Cambodia and receive a clue instructing them to fly 2,000 miles to Delhi, India and then find a place called Moonlight Motors. All teams secure the same flight, but difficulties arise for some teams throughout the leg as they try to navigate the complicated streets of India. At Moonlight Motors, the racers face a Roadblock that requires one member of each team to spray-paint a car. During this task, one racer's badgering of their partner causes them to fall dangerously behind. The teams then head to the Ambassador Hotel, where a doorman gives them a clue that leads them to a Detour. One team's ineptitude at their chosen task task causes them to lose valuable time, but another team loses even more due to continued navigational problems. In the end, this team checks in last at the Pit Stop, but is delighted to find that they are not eliminated (though the reprieve comes with a string attached.)</desc>
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    <title>My Nose Is on Fire - S13E07</title>
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    <title>I'm Like an Angry Cow - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at Humayun's Tomb in Old Delhi, India and receive a clue instructing them to fly Almaty, Kazakhstan and then find a chicken factory. A mad scramble for flights ensues, but is ultimately rendering meaningless when all teams make the 7 A.M. opening time for the leg's first task. One team leaps ahead after claiming the Fast Forward in an eating challenge, while another that attempted the task falls dangerously behind. Upon completing a chicken filled Roadblock, the teams travel by giant crane trucks to the Koktobe Arch and receive a clue delivered by a trained falcon. Much mooing ensues when several teams take part in a task requiring the racers to dress in a cow costume. One team makes a critical error in reading the clue and is turned back from the leg's Pit Stop-- the Old Square. Ultimately, however, another team is unable to come back from having lagged behind and is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>That is Studly - S13E09</title>
    <desc>At the Old Square in Almaty, Kazakhstan, the four teams racing in the ninth leg receive a clue instructing them to fly nearly 2,000 miles to Moscow, Russia. All teams make the same flight and then travel to a monastery, lighting a candle to receive their next clue. Along the way, one team begins experiencing taxi difficulties that persist throughout the leg. For the leg's Detour, the teams travel to the Kolosok Camp, a decommissioned military base. One team struggles mightily, switching and stumbling several times before finally completing one of the two tasks. Teams were then instructed to travel to the Zhukovsky bakery in the city of Zhukovsky. Here, they faced a Roadblock where one member of each team had to undertake a taxing haul. Ultimately, after a series of mistakes, one team checked in last at the Pit Stop, but was pleased to learn that they were not eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>You're Gonna Get Me Killed - S13E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams remain in Moscow, Russia. One team makes an unprecedented mistake that could cost them the game.</desc>
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    <title>You Look Like Peter Pan - S13E11</title>
    <desc>The final three teams, Nick &amp; Starr Spangler, Andrew Lappitt &amp; Dan Honig amd Ken &amp; Tina Greene set off from their Pit Stop at VDNKh Park and receive a clue instructing them to fly to their final destination city: Portland, Oregon.</desc>
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    <title>Don’t Let a Cheese Hit Me - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven new teams take off on a race around the world for one-million dollars in the premiere of the fourteenth season of The Amazing Race.</desc>
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    <title>Your Target Is Your Partner’s Face - S14E02</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop in Stechelberg in the Burmese Alps and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Munich, Germany and then drive to Ruhpolding, where they will ride a cable car to the top of the mountain. A scramble for flights results in eight teams boarding the earliest-arriving flight, with two lagging behind.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard! - S14E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from the Pit Stop at the Schloss Hellbrunn in Salzburg, Austria and receive a clue instructing them to travel by train to Munich and then fly 700 miles to Bucharest, Romania.</desc>
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    <title>It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots - S14E04</title>
    <desc>The eight remaining teams set off from the Vila Panoramic and receive a clue instructing them to fly through Moscow to Krasnoyarsk, Siberia and then travel to the hydroelectric dam depicted on the back of Russia's ten ruble note.</desc>
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    <title>She’s a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She’ll Be OK! - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Having shaken off the shock of the fourth elimination, the seven remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at the Theater of Musical Comedy in Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, Russia, and receive a clue instructing them to ride the Trans-Siberian Railway.</desc>
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    <title>Alright Guys, We're at War! - S14E06</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams depart from their Pit Stop at the "Siberian Colosseum," leaving the cold of Siberia and flying nearly 2,000 miles to the heat of Jaipur, India.</desc>
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    <title>Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla??? - S14E07</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams depart India and travel to another sweltering location: Phuket, Thailand. A task forces teams to get up close and personal with a tiger. Margie suffers a collapse due to the intense heat.</desc>
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    <title>Rooting Around In People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant - S14E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining five teams continue on with the race, this time heading for Bangkok, Thailand. The teams participate in task required them to perform karaoke. After making a critical mistake, Mark and Michael get into an argument over their commitment to the race.</desc>
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    <title>Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death - S14E09</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams resume the race, this time traveling to Guilin, China. During the Detour, one Racer is frustrated when a dancing judge doesn't understand their question, and two Teams battle each other throughout the leg, leading to a full-blown mat meltdown.</desc>
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    <title>Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This - S14E10</title>
    <desc>In an Olympic-themed task in Beijing, Teams swim the same distance that Michael Phelps swam in the 400 meter individual medley, and two Teams continue to hold a grudge against each other.</desc>
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    <title>No More Mr. Nice Guy - S14E11</title>
    <desc>The four teams continue the leg in Beijing, China. One team struggles with the language barrier, becoming frustrated with their taxi driver. A trip to the toilet in sight of the Pit Stop costs another team a place in the final three.</desc>
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    <title>This Is How You Lose A Million Dollars - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Following a Race that spanned three continents, nine countries and 40,000 miles, Tammy and Victor, Cara and Jaime and Luke and Margie will square off in a grueling final leg that will test their endurance, their memory and one Racer's karma.</desc>
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    <title>They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street - S15E01</title>
    <desc>The teams depart from Los Angeles on a race around the world for one million dollars, competing in two legs: Tokyo, Japan and Ho Chi Minh City and Cai Be, Vietnam.</desc>
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    <title>It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars - S15E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams depart Cai Be and struggle to combat the hectic pace of Vietnam. One Team puts their own Race in jeopardy by offering to help the competition.</desc>
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    <title>Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come - S15E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining must now travel to Phnom Penh, Cambodia where they encounter a chaotic and confusing local market, and attempt to master an ancient form of Khmer "monkey" dancing know as Sva.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Like Ricky Bobby - S15E04</title>
    <desc>The eight remaining teams must now travel to Dubai and find the world's tallest building. One team takes advantage of the only Fast Forward on the entire race. Then they travel out into the desert and search for water. Later, the teams head to Ski Dubai, a stark contrast to the 120 degree desert outside.</desc>
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    <title>Do It for the Hood! Do It for the Suburbs! - S15E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams depart the Souk Madinat Jumeirah pitstop, staying in Dubai. The Roadblock involving retrieving a watch to use to unlock a briefcase and Detours of weighing a half-millon dollars in gold or assembling a dozen hookahs are made even worse by stifling 130° heat. But Mika faces the ultimate test of courage when a six-story waterslide clashes with her dual fears of water and heights.</desc>
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    <title>This is Not My Finest Hour - S15E06</title>
    <desc>Teams go to The Netherlands, One team tells the others a personal secret. Also, the stress of the race is mounting as one contestant breaks down in tears.</desc>
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    <title>This is the Worst Thing I've Ever Done in My Life - S15E07</title>
    <desc>The lack of cooperation hinders one team's efforts at an explosive Detour. Also, during the series' first ever "Switchback," Teams return to one of the most infamous Roadblocks in the history of the show.</desc>
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    <title>We’re Not Meant for the Swamp - S15E08</title>
    <desc>The racers end up knee-deep in Estonian bogs, and two teams are neck and neck in their race to the pit stop.</desc>
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    <title>We're Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore! - S15E09</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare when one team goes back on their word and a Team spirals into last place when their taxi is stolen by another Team.</desc>
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    <title>It Starts With an “F”, That’s All I’m Saying - S15E10</title>
    <desc>One team decides to take a four-hour penalty when they're unable to complete a Roadblock, and another team dodges intoxicated locals while trying to complete their Detour.</desc>
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    <title>Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound! - S15E11</title>
    <desc>A million dollars is at the final three teams' fingertips as they count out a maddening amount of poker chips and race to see "Mr. Las Vegas," who holds the final clue to the one million dollar prize.</desc>
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    <title>Nanna is Kickin' Your Butt - S16E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven Teams depart Los Angeles for Chile, where Racers find themselves dangling 120 feet in the air, battling exhaustion and their fear of heights in order to stay alive in the game, and one Team discovers that Brazilian currency will not get them very far in Chile.</desc>
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    <title>When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head - S16E02</title>
    <desc>A Roadblock turns into a recipe for pain when one Racer encounters a moody cow, and things turn sour when a newly formed alliance rubs teams the wrong way.</desc>
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    <title>Run Like Scalded Dogs! - S16E03</title>
    <desc>One team ends up in the hospital with food poisoning while the other teams struggle through cowboy challenges to make it through this leg of the race.</desc>
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    <title>We Are No Longer In The Bible Belt - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Racers must navigate an unfamiliar and confusing train system without their teammates, take a dive over Hamburg and reunite for a nausea-inducing lesson in German gastronomy.</desc>
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    <title>I Think We're Fighting the Germans, Right? - S16E05</title>
    <desc>A World War I reenactment - complete with air attacks, gunfire and explosions - tests the Racers' nerves, and one Team finds that their cocky attitude may cost them dearly when a Blind U-Turn comes into play.</desc>
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    <title>Cathy Drone? - S16E06</title>
    <desc>Racers are less than bubbly after sprinting to the wrong Detour location, and one Racer tests the power of duct tape after their car becomes a casualty of the Race.</desc>
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    <title>Anonymous? - S16E07</title>
    <desc>Teams take a stunning helicopter ride to a remote island paradise where they must race with a giant tortoise and search for a message in a bottle at the bottom of the sea.</desc>
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    <title>You're Like Jason Bourne, Right? - S16E08</title>
    <desc>Teams find that luck doesn’t pick sides in a sweat-drenched test of endurance where they must choose to face a 153-step climb or take a 35-foot-high lesson in Chingay.</desc>
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    <title>Dumb Did Us In - S16E09</title>
    <desc>Tempers and tensions flare when Racers place a target on one Team's back, and feuds come to a head when a U-turn comes into play</desc>
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    <title>I Feel Like I'm in, Like, Sicily - S16E10</title>
    <desc>After noodling their way through their first Roadblock, Teams are forced to complete a second Roadblock, and the fate of two Teams lies in the hands of confused cabbies</desc>
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    <title>They Don't Even Understand Their Own Language - S16E11</title>
    <desc>The Final 4 teams struggle with the language barrier in Shanghai while sorting through hundreds of golden Buddhas and thousands of Chinese stamps in their pursuit for a spot in the Final 3.</desc>
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    <title>Huger Than Huge - S16E12</title>
    <desc>With the million-dollar prize on the line, Racers come face-to-face with Darth Vader, and Teams drop all pretense of friendliness after a cut in line cuts into another Team's time while an angry confrontation awaits another at the finish line, on the 16th season finale of THE AMAZING RACE</desc>
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    <title>They Don't Call It the Amazing Race for Nothin'! - S17E01</title>
    <desc>The 11 teams begin their worldwide journey; the team that finishes the challenge in first place earns a game-changing advantage.</desc>
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    <title>A Kiss Saves the Day - S17E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams depart the Pit Stop at Eastnor Castle in England to continue their race around the world for one million dollars.</desc>
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    <title>In Phil We Trust - S17E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams continue racing in Leg 3, where a challenging detour tests one couple's relationship, while another team's Racer requires medical attention, threatening their position in the competition.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
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    <desc>The Wattersons play Dodge or Dare.</desc>
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    <title>The Promise - S02E32</title>
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    <title>The Castle - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Nicole is away "anything goes" and Richard's lack of rules soon attracts unwelcome house guests.</desc>
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    <title>The Boombox - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to understand Juke's urgent beatbox message.</desc>
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    <title>The Tape - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fail to make instant home movie classics.</desc>
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    <title>The Sweaters - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's reputation is challenged and they really couldn't care less...</desc>
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    <title>The Internet - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to take down the Internet after he accidentally creates an embarrasing viral web video.</desc>
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    <title>The Plan - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Watterson kids come up with a fool-proof plan to save Nicole, but is it Gumball-proof?</desc>
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    <title>The World - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The life of the "inanimate" objects of Elmore are shown in a series of short skits.</desc>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's voices start to break.</desc>
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    <title>The Fan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>New Elmore Junior High student Sarah becomes Gumball and Darwin's obsessive number-one fan.</desc>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The new coach at Elmore Junior High stands up to Jamie.</desc>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian has to save herself from a contagious Joy virus infecting Elmore Junior High.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Watterson children's long-awaited pet puppy turns out to be a turtle which hates them.</desc>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the secret behind their classmate Anton's immortality.</desc>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns his real name.</desc>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Skits about the random extra characters seen throughout the series.</desc>
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    <title>The Gripes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin begin to complain about every little thing in their lives, the people of Elmore City mistakenly assumes charity cases and put together a benefit to raise money for them, leaving them having to fix the mix-up.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While driving to a campground, Nicole tells a horror story, which slowly starts to come true as their car breaks down and a stranger comes to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraud - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover Principal Brown's diploma is a fake.</desc>
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    <title>The Void - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery....about Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robertson has a stress attack and needs a  stuffing transfusion from his son Rocky the janitor. He won't take it unless Rocky gets a better job in life. Rocky gets one with Chanax, where he becomes a work drone. Gumball and Darwin now need to get Rocky's soul back from his boss in order to get him to surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Move - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clayton may be a liar, but Gumball discovers he wasn't lying about his awesome martial arts move.</desc>
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    <title>The Law - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Doughnut Sheriff shows Gumball and Darwin that the smallest misdemeanor can lead to a breakdown in law.</desc>
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    <title>The Allergy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball needs to find a cure for Darwin's allergy before he sneezes Elmore off the map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308025804 +0000" stop="20260308030854 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mothers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's Mother's Day and kids put their moms through a series of tests to determine who has the World's Greatest Mom.</desc>
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    <title>The Password - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are shocked to discover that Anais is Dad's favorite child.</desc>
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    <title>The Procrastinators - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin spend the day doing other things instead of taking out the trash like their mother told them to do before she got back home.</desc>
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    <title>The Shell - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball inadvertently cracks open Penny's shell, and discovers who she really is inside...</desc>
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    <title>The Burden - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are left in charge of the class pet hamster, but they end up leaving it at school over the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>The Bros - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes jealous of Gumball and Penny's new relationship and sets out to find information that will break them up.</desc>
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    <title>The Mirror - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to forward an e-mail purportedly sent by a ghost, against Darwin's advice. When a curse begins to take effect and their family is dragged into another dimension, Gumball and Darwin seek Carrie's help to save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308041355 +0000" stop="20260308042446 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Granny Jojo brings her new boyfriend to dinner at the Watterson household, Richard forbids her from seeing the boyfriend again.</desc>
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    <title>The Pizza - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have had a bad day, but it turns out Larry has too and it's about to get worse . . . for everyone!</desc>
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    <title>The Lie - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Noticing that everyone is in the doldrums of January, Gumball and Anais invent a new holiday to spark excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin let loose a butterfly from a jar, causing all sorts of chaos throughout the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to figure out the meaning of life after coming down from a sugar rush.</desc>
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    <title>The Saint - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries his hardest to get Alan angry to prove Alan is just like everyone else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308052053 +0000" stop="20260308053143 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais make up an imaginary friend who turns out to be all too real.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308053143 +0000" stop="20260308054233 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S03E31</title>
    <desc>After discovering a prophetic painting depicting Gumball's naked run through the mall, he is determined to avoid that outcome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308054233 +0000" stop="20260308055323 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Safety - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after seeing a video in class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308055323 +0000" stop="20260308060413 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Society - S03E33</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns the school has a secret society, he is determined, and irritating, to become a part of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308060413 +0000" stop="20260308061503 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spoiler - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin have to wait to see a movie, they must go an entire week without someone spoiling the plot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308061503 +0000" stop="20260308062553 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Countdown - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian threatens to expel the boys if they are late for school, so they race a clock in order to arrive on time.</desc>
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    <title>The Nobody - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin investigate the disappearance  of the family's stuff only to find out some stranger is living in the house with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Downer - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's family tries to cheer him out of an inexplicable lousy mood, he wishes they would all disappear</desc>
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    <title>The Egg - S03E38</title>
    <desc>When Nicole arranges a playdate for Anais with a classy family, the Wattersons try desperately to impress them.</desc>
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    <title>The Triangle - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball grows jealous of Darwin's new talent.</desc>
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    <title>The Money - S03E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons become poor when Richard loses all their money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308072140 +0000" stop="20260308073240 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Richard tries to find the kids before Nicole realizes they're gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308073240 +0000" stop="20260308074330 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nemesis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Rob, who once swore to wreak vengeance on them, has been trying to destroy them for some time… but his traps never work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308074330 +0000" stop="20260308075508 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crew - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin decide it's time they join a crew, they agree that the coolest posse in Elmore is the Senior Citizens. They do everything they can to fit in with them, going to extraordinary lengths to prove themselves worthy of running (well, walking very slowly) with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Others - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Anais reveals that she's in the grade above them at school, Gumball and Darwin's eyes are suddenly opened to a whole new world of other students at Elmore Junior High. Gumball is horrified to learn that there are a bunch of characters who are barely aware of his existence and is determined to force his way into their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308080646 +0000" stop="20260308081824 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signature - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dad discovers that Granny Jojo and Louie are planning to get married and move to Florida. To stop this happening he adopts Louie so that he can forbid him from marrying Granny Jojo. But this triggers a series of adoptions within the family which quickly spirals out of control, and causes the unexpected return of someone from Dad's past</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308081824 +0000" stop="20260308082953 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Check - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The kids get a check from Grandpa Louie and argue about how to spend the money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308082953 +0000" stop="20260308084131 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pest - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais deal with a classmate who is bothering her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308084131 +0000" stop="20260308085221 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sale - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are devastated to learn that Mr. Robinson is selling his house and leaving town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308085221 +0000" stop="20260308090359 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After the receive an extravagant invite to Masami's birthday party, Gumball and Darwin are anxious to find just the right gift for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308090359 +0000" stop="20260308091537 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parking - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons struggle to find a space in the mall parking lot.</desc>
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    <title>The Routine - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Richard goes to the store to buy mayonnaise, but this task turns into an epic adventure.</desc>
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    <title>The Upgrade - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Bobert gets updated software, but finds a few problems with it.</desc>
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    <title>The Comic - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball is the star of his own comic, but struggles to match up to his heroic alter ego.</desc>
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    <title>The Romantic - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to woo Penny with romantic gestures.</desc>
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    <title>The Uploads - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to tear themselves away from the internet, but end up falling down the Elmore Stream-hole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308101336 +0000" stop="20260308102514 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides that the best way to prove to Mr. Fitzgerald that he's good enough for Penny is to become his apprentice for the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308102514 +0000" stop="20260308103653 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hug - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When Darwin taunts Gumball about how predictable he is, Gumball tries to prove that he can still surprise his buddy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308103653 +0000" stop="20260308104743 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wicked - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find a single nice quality about their neighbor, Mrs. Robinson.</desc>
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    <title>The Traitor - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After Gumball gets ditched by Alan, he decides to track Alan down and make him feel bad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308105921 +0000" stop="20260308111100 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins: Part 1 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308111100 +0000" stop="20260308112237 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins: Part 2 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308112237 +0000" stop="20260308113327 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girlfriend - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jamie decides to make Darwin her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308113327 +0000" stop="20260308114418 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Advice - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin take Mr. Small's advice out of pity and it causes destruction throughout the school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308114418 +0000" stop="20260308115508 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signal - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mysterious interruptions plaguing Elmore cause a strain between Gumball and Darwin, while Richard tearfully has to part with his television set when he can't fix it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308115508 +0000" stop="20260308120646 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parasite - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fear that Anais is being taken advantage of by a friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308120646 +0000" stop="20260308121825 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love - S04E26</title>
    <desc>After Bobert the robot confesses to Gumball and Darwin that he's fallen in love, a musical number and series of vignettes illustrate what love is and how the people of Elmore express it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308121825 +0000" stop="20260308123002 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awkwardness - S04E27</title>
    <desc>A simple run to the store for ketchup leads Gumball to once again encounter The Hot Dog Guy (from "The Hug") and try to get away from him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308123002 +0000" stop="20260308124052 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nest - S04E28</title>
    <desc>A neighbor disappears and the Wattersons investigate, but discover the culprit may be their Evil Turtle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308124052 +0000" stop="20260308125230 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Points - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin offer to do chores for Tobias to earn bonus points for a video game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308125230 +0000" stop="20260308130321 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Rocky convinces the kids on the bus that they don't have to go to school, little do the kids know that Rocky as well as some other adults are trying to teach them a lesson about skipping school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260308130321 +0000" stop="20260308131459 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night - S04E31</title>
    <desc>The Moon examines dreams of Elmore residents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308131459 +0000" stop="20260308132549 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misunderstandings - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball has a misunderstanding with Penny about a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260308132549 +0000" stop="20260308133639 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roots - S04E33</title>
    <desc>The family try to make Darwin connect with his fish roots.</desc>
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    <title>The Blame - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Billy passes out after playing video games and his mother tries to ban them, forcing Gumball and Darwin to defend them.</desc>
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    <title>The Slap - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball feels left out when Tobias doesn't greet him with his special high five slap.</desc>
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    <title>The Detective - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Anais believes Gumball and Darwin have stolen Daisy, so she sets out to find them.</desc>
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    <title>The Fury - S04E37</title>
    <desc>A strange figure arrives and insults Nicole, but the kids are surprised when Nicole doesn't fight back.</desc>
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    <title>The Compilation - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Odd internet clips are recalled by the people of Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When everyone in school has had it with Molly's tedious stories, Gumball and Darwin have a plan to get her a new story she'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Disaster - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Rob finds a remote that controls the universe and travels back in time to enact revenge on Gumball.</desc>
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    <title>The Re-Run - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball continues to fight against Rob's attempt to destroy his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Guy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Anais makes friends with an awkward kid named Josh, but Gumball and Darwin think there's something wrong with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boredom - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On a boring Saturday afternoon, Gumball and Darwin decide to find something interesting to do — only to either miss out or pass by all of the weird events happening around them.</desc>
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    <title>The Vision - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball accidentally takes Alan the balloon's gym bag and finds a flash drive containing a manifesto outlining Alan's House of Cards-esque rise to power through Elmore Junior High's student council.</desc>
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    <title>The Choices - S05E06</title>
    <desc>During a disastrous dinner at home, Nicole flashes back to her childhood, where she first met Richard while trying to make it to a karate tournament, and wonders what life would be like if she never met him.</desc>
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    <title>The Code - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After the wifi goes down (and Richard confesses that their connection is from the Robinsons as the Wattersons' credit is so bad, they can't afford to get the Internet for themselves), Gumball and Darwin try to live without Internet by making real-life equivalents of everything associated with the Internet (email, social media, gaming, leaving bad reviews for products and services). When that doesn't work, the Watterson kids decide to hack Mr. Robinson's account.</desc>
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    <title>The Scam - S04E39</title>
    <desc>In this tribute to Ghostbusters, Gumball scares the whole city with Carrie by making up a story.</desc>
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    <title>The Test - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball takes a personality test that labels him "The Loser" and he tries to shake the label.</desc>
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    <title>The Slide - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Rocky decides to stop living life online, and find love on a dating app, and Gumball and Darwin try to help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Loophole - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Bobert instructions so he will behave in a safe and responsible manner, but he applies his logic to their rules.</desc>
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    <title>The Copycats - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of goat and frog siblings that copy everything they do and say. Then they find out this copycat family is making money online from imitating the Watterson family.</desc>
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    <title>The Potato - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Darwin has lunch with Idaho, he decides to stop eating potatoes in solidarity with his brotato, but he finds his obsession with his favorite food harder to kick than he ever imagined, so Gumball decides to help his friend curb his carb cravings.</desc>
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    <title>The Fuss - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Nicole tries, and fails, to hide her disappointment when Richard and the kids fail to remember her special day. Richard has to figure out what special day he has actually forgotten and then make it a day to remember or else.</desc>
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    <title>The Outside - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When the family goes to visit Richard's dad, Frankie, who lives in a trailer in the town dump, they assume that he's done time in prison based on his extended absence from Richard's life and try to make him feel more at home.</desc>
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    <title>The Vase - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sick of Granny Jojo's ugly gifts, Nicole encourages the kids to take matters into their own hands and accidentally break her latest hideous vase. But when Gumball, Darwin and Anais try to destroy it, they discover it is more robust than it seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Matchmaker - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball enlists Carrie to help bring Darwin and Teri together, but when they can't make Darwin and Teri's love blossom naturally, they decide to make it happen supernaturally.</desc>
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    <title>The Box - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons receive an unmarked package in the mail. To distract themselves from the urge to open it they all take turns to imagine what it might contain.</desc>
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    <title>The Console - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When everyone gives Gumball a cursed video game console, Elmore becomes trapped inside a fantasy RPG world. Gumball, Darwin and Anais have to battle their way through town, unraveling the secrets of their new virtual reality.</desc>
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    <title>The Ollie - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball teaches Darwin everything he knows about the world of skateboarding.</desc>
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    <title>The Catfish - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize Grandpa Louie has no friends, they create one called Muriel, when Granny Jojo finds out Louie has been spending time online with another "woman", Muriel not existing isn't going to stop her from being destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Mr. Wilson has been picking on their Dad for most of his life; ever since he humiliated Richard with a high school prank. The kids try to work Dad through it but when their efforts fail, they realize that getting back at Mr. Wilson is the only way to break the cycle.</desc>
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    <title>The Stars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Dad gives Larry’s hairdresser a bad review for saying he’s bald, he gets offered a free haircut. This inspires Gumball and Darwin to go on a reviewing spree across town, forcing Larry to give them stuff with the threat of a bad review. Just because the customer is always right doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Grades - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian discovers a failed test from Gumball’s past that brings down his grade point average. This means he has to retake kindergarten all over again, much to her delight. But by demoting him, Miss Simian has inadvertently brought herself down, and they’re left with no choice but to team up if they want things back to normal.</desc>
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    <title>The Diet - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the reason Dad’s diet wasn’t working was that he was actually one of 10 of them and eating a meal for each of them. They eventually manage to help him lose weight, but Richard’s newfound buffness also brings out his more obnoxious side.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
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    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
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    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
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    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
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    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
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    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
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    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Richard goes on strike to prove that his work around the house is under appreciated by Nicole.</desc>
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    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Darwin is delighted when they discover their old childhood toys, but soon realizes that some things are best left in the past.</desc>
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    <title>The Nuisance - S05E37</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S05E38</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Darwin ends up in detention with Julius Oppenheimer Jr. for trying to fix Julius' vandalism, and Julius cons Darwin into being part of his gang... but soon regrets it when everything Darwin does goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Vegging - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin decide to spend the day by simply vegging out on the couch and watch TV. They attempt to ignore all the bizarre events happening around them, but are eventually forced to act when Nicole, Richard and Anais are left hanging in their car over a broken bridge.</desc>
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    <title>The One - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is put off by Tobias' constant burns, despite the fact that he allows Darwin to do so and that he himself is self-deprecating. Realizing that Tobias wants to be his "best" friend, Gumball tries to let him down easily, but this convinces him to instead "wipe out the competition".</desc>
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    <title>The Father - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids try to help Richard bond with Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>The Cringe - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Hot Dog Guy discover why they're so awkward with each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Cage - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The kids convince Mr. Corneille to become a cage fighter and set up a fight against a fearsome Russian fighter.</desc>
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    <title>The Faith - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Alan has lost faith in humanity and turned the world black and white. Gumball must get over his hatred of Alan to bring the color back by singing.</desc>
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    <title>The Candidate - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A group of kids get locked in the school after their parents have a charity gala. They appoint Gumball as leader to get them out but it leads to chaos.</desc>
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    <title>The Anybody - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Clayton shapeshifts into people to take their detentions for money, he starts framing them for misdemeanors so Gumball and Darwin must track him down to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>The Pact - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown has to take the bus, he and Gumball relate their grievances about their respective girlfriends (Miss Simian's bad morning breath and Penny's irritable laugh). They make a deal to tell each other's girlfriends about their issues, but Principal Brown backs out on his end, causing Gumball to pester him.</desc>
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    <title>The Neighbor - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find out the name of their neighbor, Antlers Guy, but accidentally blow his witness protection cover.</desc>
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    <title>The Shippening - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Sarah finds a notebook from the Awesome Store which magically makes what she draws happens. Unfortunately, she draws bizarre love stories throughout Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Brain - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have to stop doing stupid things in order to prevent Anais from falling into a coma from facepalming too much.</desc>
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    <title>The Parents - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After accidentally bumping into each other in the grocery aisle, Nicole and her parents have it out. The Wattersons discover why Nicole and her parents haven’t been on speaking terms for so long. The kids decide to bring about a reunion, in order to secure the backlog of birthday and holiday presents...</desc>
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    <title>The Founder - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Richard creates chaos in the Chanax building when he is mistaken for the long lost CEO. Nicole and a disgruntled employee must save everyone from Richard's dangerous ideas.</desc>
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    <title>The Schooling - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Larry warns Gumball and Darwin that if they don't take their education seriously they’ll end up like him. To prove his point, Larry lets Gumball and Darwin work some of his many roles to make them appreciate the value of a good education!</desc>
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    <title>The Intelligence - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin argue with the Internet and make him mad. So mad in fact that he seeks to wipe out humanity and, while doing so, malfunctions! The whole of Elmore is plunged into a time before technology. It's actually pretty nice. Will Gumball and Darwin decide to leave the internet unplugged?</desc>
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    <title>The Potion - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Hector is unhappy with his height, so the kids try to use Mrs. Jötunheim's potions to shrink him, but it goes terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Spinoffs - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A sketch show about what "The Amazing World of Gumball" would be like if one replaced Gumball with someone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Transformation - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's family argues about being in or out of their shells. Gumball unwillingly tells vague stories to help them settle their dispute.</desc>
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    <title>The Understanding - S06E23</title>
    <desc>There's a new kid at school but nobody can understand a thing he is saying. Gumball and Darwin try different ways to figure out what's going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Ad - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons turn their home into a BnB in an attempt to raise some extra cash.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghouls - S06E25</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Elmore. As the kids go trick or treating we see what everyone in town is up to. The ghosts and ghouls are finding it increasingly difficult to scare children, and are only scaring part-time. Can Gumball and Darwin help them get their scare back?</desc>
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    <title>The Stink - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to put Mr. Small's eco-friendly principles to the test but it doesn't quite go as planned. Mr. Small disappears after deciding to leave the modern world behind. But on the plus side they discover that the Great Stink-Ape of Elmore Woods is definitely not extinct.</desc>
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    <title>The Awareness - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to convince Leslie he's an expert on all things plant-related. However, when Leslie realizes Gumball hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, he decides to call his bluff. An escalation of dangerous dares and stunts ensue as they try to out-plant each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Slip - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Richard doesn't answer the door in time and the jobsworth delivery guy will not let him have his package. His options are to pick his package up at the depot or pay for a redelivery. Richard doesn't like the sound of either option, so a battle of wills begins that can only end in the destruction of one or both of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Drama - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Everyone assumes Darwin and Carrie's relationship is doomed as they're so different. That is, everyone except Darwin and Carrie. When Carrie's cool ghostly ex-boyfriend turns up, Gumball decides to get Darwin to confront what's really going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Anais and school psycho Jamie are accused of the same techno-crime. They are forced to team up to discover the real culprit in order to prove their innocence. After solving the case, they realize that they have more in common than they thought.</desc>
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    <title>The Possession - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Richard Watterson seems supernaturally attached to his old refrigerator.</desc>
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    <title>The Master - S06E32</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play a fantasy role-playing board game to resolve their differences.</desc>
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    <title>The Silence - S06E33</title>
    <desc>Have Gumball and Darwin finally run out of things to say to each other?</desc>
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    <title>The Future - S06E34</title>
    <desc>Banana Joe's Mom can predict the future, but she can't predict her own disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>The Wish - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin believe they've turned Miss Simian into a neck-cushion.</desc>
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    <title>The Factory - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin save the day at the Rainbow Factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Agent - S06E37</title>
    <desc>On a top secret school assignment Gumball acts like a certain suave British secret agent.</desc>
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    <title>The Web - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Nicole a crash course in computers.</desc>
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    <title>The Mess - S06E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin baby-sit, then baby-lose, Penny’s little sister.</desc>
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    <title>The Heart - S06E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robinson tries and repeatedly fails to win back Gumball and Darwin’s friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolt - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Darwin feels bad for the household objects in Elmore and encourages them to rise up.</desc>
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    <title>The Decisions - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Darwin has finally had enough of Gumball’s advice and seeks a new mentor.</desc>
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    <title>The BFFS - S06E43</title>
    <desc>When Gumball’s old BFF turns up, Darwin gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>The Inquisition - S06E44</title>
    <desc>School Superintendent Evil is coming to Elmore Junior High to stamp out all cartoonish conduct!</desc>
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    <title>The Burger - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After Miss Simian scares her class with a lesson on the dangers of eating fast food, Gumball and Darwin find it impossible to eat healthy due to high prices and ubiquitous marketing in their society due to the literal fast food monopolist, Mr. Bilderburger, who owns every food chain in Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Assistant - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sick of her lazy family, Nicole makes friends with Elmore Shippit's (the show's equivalent of Amazon.com) A.I. assistant, Ori, who helps her with the errands, listens to her stories, and tries to suck Nicole into her virtual world and kill off her family with a self-driving car.</desc>
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    <title>The Distance - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that Gumball and Darwin are getting too attached, Nicole gives Darwin his own room to separate the boys. Gumball tries to win back Darwin's attention when he moves on to new friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Thing - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Granny Jojo is coming over for dinner, Nicole reminds Richard of "the thing". Obviously forgetting, Richard enlists the kids' help to retrace his memories.</desc>
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    <title>The Butts - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown feels ashamed of his butt, Gumball helps him regain body confidence in order to read his butt poem at a recital.</desc>
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    <title>The Traffic - S07E06</title>
    <desc>To make up for ignoring her due to Nicole tending to her family's antics, the Wattersons take Anais to Daisyland after news hits that the park will be closing, but have to put up with traffic issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Astrological - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small has been promoted to science teacher due to school budget cuts, and teaches the class on how the stars can predict the future and play matchmaker. Gumball and Penny think it's ridiculous, but when everyone in school falls for their predicted pairs, Gumball worries that he and Penny aren't meant to be together.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheerleader - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons help Richard get on the school's cheerleading team and finally beat the generational trauma of having his dreams crushed by family members who don't believe in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boring - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Molly's stories are so boring and long-winded that they can slow down and stop time, which they use to stall their fight against Tina.</desc>
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    <title>The Teacher - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's phone is confiscated, he follows Miss Simian and discovers that she is involved in a string of shady deals in order to get school supplies due to lack of educational funding.</desc>
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    <title>The App - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a new video-sharing platform called Clik-Sap (a spoof of TikTok) turns the kids of Elmore into mindless zombies due to their irresistible trends, Gumball and Darwin must fight its power.</desc>
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    <title>The Entrance - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get invited to Tobias' Tropi-Gal mansion party, despite that they think it's a flimsy excuse for him to hit on their respective girlfriends, so they plan to make a grand entrance. When they find out that no one is going, the boys help out by shipping some contraband cologne that causes vivid hallucinations and destructive behavior.</desc>
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    <title>The Letter - S07E13</title>
    <desc>When Darwin sends Carrie a love letter before learning that she hates romantic gestures, he, with Gumball's help, tries to retrieve it before she sees it.</desc>
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    <title>The Gut - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Richard eats Anais' science project, his gut turns into a sentient being who's smarter and more fatherly than Richard ever was. The gut slowly begins to consume Richard's whole body and attacks the kids.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrinkle - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When Anais begins growing wrinkles due to stressing over her family's stupidity, she comes up with a way to fix everyone's problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Gourmet - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After tasting Masami's gourmet, Gumball decides to become a member of the Yoshida family in order to have his own gourmet.</desc>
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    <title>The Pool - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When Gumball, Darwin and Richard discover Mr. Robinson has a luxury above-ground pool, they try to get a dive in. However, after accidentally draining all the water, they must refill the pool before Mr. Robinson finds out.</desc>
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    <title>The Portrait - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Nicole wants a new family photo, but her parents, Mary and Daniel, visit with news that Mary is now divorced and dating her yoga instructor, Johnny Toucan, while Richard's con artist father, Frankie, visits and reveals he's dating his parole officer (an anthropomorphic ruler).</desc>
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    <title>The Climb - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball gets trauma after an incident with the gym rock-climbing wall where his pants fall off, and tries to get over it.</desc>
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    <title>The Amadain - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball is tricked into attending Penny's grandmother's birthday party, and is forced to endure in her family's weird traditions.</desc>
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    <title>The Summoning - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Darwin joins a witch coven and lets the power go to his head.</desc>
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    <title>The Unfollow - S07E22</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize that Sarah is no longer their number one fan, they try to get her attention back by whatever means possible.v</desc>
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    <title>The Promposal - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Penny wants to ask Gumball to the Elmore Jr High Prom, but when Gumball's expectations for an extra romantic and extra complicated gesture become way more than Penny can handle, Penny must find a way to deliver.</desc>
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    <title>The Trumpet - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Nicole needs to make sure Gumball makes something of himself so that when he's older, he flies the nest instead of being a slob at home forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Synthesis - S07E25</title>
    <desc>During School's Career Day, Nicole and Yuki unite to impress their kids and show the world their full power only to learn where real power comes from.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheapmas - S07E26</title>
    <desc>After finding out Christmas is cancelled because Elmore is broke, Gumball and Darwin vow to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Score - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to help Ocho overcome his anger and discover his life is much harder than theirs.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S07E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin find a diary. They discover the author is about to miss out on the biggest moment of her life and must find her to figure out why.</desc>
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    <title>The Punishment - S07E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Nicole vow revenge on the driver of a car that cut them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Roast - S07E30</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's smack talking embarrasses him in front of the entire town, he vows to curb his smug ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Survivalists - S07E31</title>
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    <title>The Labels - S07E32</title>
    <desc>When an evil guidance counselor arrives at school and gives all the kids awful labels, Gumball and Darwin must defeat her to reclaim their identities.</desc>
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    <title>The Fools - S07E33</title>
    <desc>When nobody in Elmore is pranking on April Fool's Day, Gumball takes it upon himself to show them how it's done.</desc>
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    <title>The Homework - S07E34</title>
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    <title>The Sonder - S07E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball realizes that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Mister - S07E36</title>
    <desc>Now considered a man in his culture, Idaho gets help from Gumball and Darwin as he attempts to handle his new adult responsibilities.</desc>
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    <title>The Tracking - S07E37</title>
    <desc>The family tries to save Richard from the consequences of a bet involving a fitness tracker.</desc>
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    <title>The Pants - S07E38</title>
    <desc>Disturbed by Banana Joe's decision to start wearing pants, Gumball does everything in his power to put a stop to it.</desc>
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    <title>The Necroprancer - S07E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin travel to the underworld with Carrie, intent on finding her a permanent body.</desc>
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    <title>The Rewrite - S07E40</title>
    <desc>The boys are on the verge of discovering the truth about Elmore, but their old nemesis decides to rewrite the story.</desc>
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    <title>The DVD - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An overdue DVD causes chaos (and a hefty fee) for Gumball and Darwin.</desc>
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    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get to babysit Anais whilst their parents go to a PTA meeting but being "responsible" has a different meaning when you don't know what it means.</desc>
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    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
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    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Quest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become unwitting accomplices in a stick-up at a gas station.</desc>
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    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
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    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
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    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
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    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
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    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
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    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309192845 +0000" stop="20260309193954 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309193954 +0000" stop="20260309195054 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260309195054 +0000" stop="20260309200203 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260307193634 +0000" stop="20260307202243 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yankees Bike 2 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The final days of assembling the Yankees Bike come down to the wire when parts come back from paint and powder coat, but Paul Jr. is pushed to his limits when parts go missing. Ulitmately, it falls on Mikey to take the gas tank from New York to Milwaukee to have the Yanks sign it without scratching it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>NASA Bike 1 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Teutels go into the wild blue yonder when they get the chance to build a bike to commemorate the launch of the space shuttle Discovery. After their visit to NASA, Paul Jr., Vinnie, and Rick bang away on the bike's fabrication. Te